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Instructions For Life - Dali Lama
1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk. 2. When you lose, don't lose the lesson. 3. Follow the three Rs: Respect for self Respect for others and Responsibility for all your actions. 4. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. 5. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly. 6. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship. 7. When you realise you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. 8. Spend some time alone every day. 9. Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values. 10. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. 11. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll be able to enjoy it a second time. 12. A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life. 13. In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the current situation. Don't bring up the past. 14. Share your knowledge. It's a way to achiev

The Escapees
http://www.fubar.com/blog/247886/884954 (The Introduction of The Escapees). The young goat ran as quickly as his small hooves could carry him, his eyes were wide with the excitement of yet another new and amazing mystery. His mama knew everything. He would ask her to put her velvety nose against his chest and feel the drum that pounded inside. She would lick his forehead, asking what wonderful thing he had discovered now. Then she would explain - in the way that only his mama could do. '' Mama! Mama!'' He stumbled face first into the trough of grain his mama was eating from, his skinny little legs kicking to right himself so he could stare up into her surprised eyes. A few bits of grain stuck to his nose and he sneezed. Laughing, his mama licked them off and then smoothed the ruffled hair on his forehead, her breath was warm and smelled sweet. ''Look at how hard your heart is beating, my beloved! Something amazing must be happening to bring you running so quickly you fell into

Helpful Hints
So yesterday, i tried a different product to fix a water leak. I was looking for a temporary fix until the weekend was over so I could have more time to mess with it. I had about a 1/4 inch hole in one of my drain pipes in the wall thats connected for the kitchen sink and a bathroom sink. The pipe is all threaded and metal with the exception of a little pvc near the actual sinks. After seeing the results of this product, I might have found a permanent fix and not have to change out all the piping which would be extremely difficult to get to. Plus it is surrounded by other tubing for the heater, hot water heater lines, etc. The product is JB weld. You've probably seen similar things on info-mercials and not believed them. Well i'm vouching for this one even though they're not paying me. I even tested it out on one of my favorite coffee cups that has had the handle broken for a few years. Now i'm enjoying coffee and a leak free drain pipe today. So ladies, if you have 8 bucks,

Letters
To All My Valued Employees, There have been some rumblings around the office about the future of this company, and more specifically, your job. As you know, the economy has changed for the worse and presents many challenges. However, the good news is this: The economy doesn't pose a threat to your job. What does threaten your job however, is the changing political landscape in this country. However, let me tell you some little tidbits of fact which might help you decide what is in your best interests. First, while it is easy to spew rhetoric that casts employers against employees, you have to understand that for every business owner there is a Back Story. This back story is often neglected and overshadowed by what you see and hear. Sure, you see me park my Mercedes outside. You've seen my big home at last years Christmas party. I'm sure; all these flashy icons of luxury conjure up some idealized thoughts about my life. However, what you don't see is the BACK STORY : I started this

Tournament
Just lettin everyone know that I'm runnin a Magic: the Gathering Tourney at the Jackson Starbucks in Hayward today at 3pm. If you are in the area and want to meet me, come on down. Juggalo619 might be there too if I can drag him off of his comp. LOL.

True Friendship
i was wondering what really consist of a true friend. does a true friend mean some one u can relate to.or does it reallymean it just a normal term that people tend to use? to me a true friend is some one whos there forme no matter what is going onin my life they always there for me topick me up when i am down and there to lift me higher when im at my best. what do you think?

Cancer
Cancer created @ 2009-02-04 19:23:13 Repost with your Zodiac Sign in the subject line. CANCER Great Kisser. Very high sex appeal.Great in bed. Most horny.PISCES Caring. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high sex appeal. Has the last word. Extremely weird but in a good wayLIBRA Very gentle. Nice. Love is one of a kind. Silly and fun! Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet!AMAZING in Bed.!!!!!CAPRICORN Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future.Irrestible, awesome kisser. Great talker.Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. EVERY PERFORMANCE!!!!AQUARIUS Trustworthy. Sexy. Rare to find. Loves being in long relationships. Extremly energetic.Amazing in bed, the BEST lovers.ARIES Outgoing. Spontanious. No one to fvck with. Have own unique sexiness. Unpredictable. Erotic.Funny. Addictive. Take you on trips to the moon in bed.TAURUS Aggressive. freak in bed. rare to find. loves being in long relationships. Like

Wow Childish People
wow i can;t believe how childish soem of u people are. u put a picture on, expect an honest rating from me. now if u want me to rank ur personality, then by all means, talk to me. be real. be a nice person. i honestly think beauty is farther then skin deep. but seeing as to how i don't know any of you's, i'm judging ur picture based on solely looks. so if i give u a low rating, then please, show me that u deserve a better rating by taking it like a man (or woman), any way but like a child. this is why our country is so fucked up, politicians and bigwigs sucking up and flattering and not being honest with each other. if we all learned to be honest and speak our mind and grow a thick skin, the world would be a better place. and frankly, its not really the politicians that are fucking up our country and world, its the childish people on this site that act like infants. please people, grow up! this is our world, so act like an adult, get treated like an adult, and u might make a fucking

Freedom
It roars to life. Sounds so sweet. I jump on, and I feel at home. It knows I'm there. I am a part of it, and it me. The wheels spin over the road. The wind is in my face.. Where to go? It doesn't matter. No worries, no cares. This is where I need to be.

Challenge To My Friends On Fubar Keep Erie Shriners Hospital Open
PLEASE CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW AND SIGN THE PETITION TO KEEP ERIES SHRINERS HOSPITAL OPEN Shriner's Hospital of Erie is a great asset to the Erie and surrounding communities. The hospital has helped so many children from burn victims to children born with disabilities. Erie Shriners Hospital have allowed the children to be treated for many conditions without the fears that they would face in a regular hospital environment. Shriners Hospital needs to be kept open. Not just for the Erie Area But also for Cleveland, Buffalo, Pittsburgh and surrounding areas.. If Eries Shriners closes then patients and their families will have to make the trip to the closest Shriners Hospital. Philadelphia is 420 miles away, Chicago is 445 miles away, Montreal is 488 miles away, and Cincinnati is 345 miles away. That is just to far for a family to have to travel with a sick child. Thank You for your time http://www.petitiononline.com/shriners/petition.html

Happy Easter ! Wester ! 7 Days
Happy Easter ! Wester ! 7 Days opnshors@aol.com, AliKhamenei@rock.com, l.pontin@wessexarch.co.uk, OsamaBinLaden@rock.com, c.moore@wessexarch.co.uk, KimJong-il@rock.com, cj.dillon@wessexarch.co.uk Sweet 16 List of Best Reasons to Believe in the Easter BunnyFriday's Sweet 16 matchups - College Basketball - Rivals.comhttp://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/news?slug=ys-ncaaprecaps032609&prov=yhoo&type=lgns Final 4 Rest My Case Belief in the Easter BunnyHeels, Wildcats shed stereotypes at Final Fourhttp://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090403/ap_on_sp_co_ne/bkc_final_four_villanova_ncarolina_2 I Believe in the Easter BunnyO! Sweet Sixteen - Just 7 Days!U Final $4 & 20 WaMu Elders Saints Turcaud-Conrad Universal Magnetic ReversalSaturday 11th April 2009 A.D. 11:00 a.m. GMT 1. - He's the worlds most famous Rabbit, even more famous than Bugs Bunny.2. - Who else would be clever enough to hide all those Easter Eggs, ALL in one night.3. - He faithfully brings me little eggs in a basket, who do you

Starting Over...
So I deleted, basically everyone off of my list... As of today. If I don't know you, or don't want to be your friend I won't add you. I had too many people on my list, I didn't know or even talk to, so those I wanted to keep stayed on, YOU are the lucky ONES I guess, if U call it that... I am also going through and clearing my list of fans... That I am a fan of. So if U want me back on ur list u better re add me, and re fan me, and re rate me... Peace The Sexxxi Mexxxi Brandon

Sex Quiz
What is it that you absolutely need sexually? to get off What is something you have always wanted to try? hmmmm What is something you have never done in bed before?two guysWhat time of day do you like to have sex?any time i canWhat do you absolutely need to see to turn you on?a nice looking dick or nice set of tittiesHow long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?not very longIf someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited?both, love the though of getting caughtWould it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river?nahHave you ever faked an orgasm? ummmm yeahWhat Part of your body are you self-conscious about?my tummyDo you have any sexual regrets?too many to countIf a lover cheated on you would you take them back?hellz nahHow Important is sex in your life?very, i love sexHow Important is love in your life?also very importantWhat is the biggest fight you have ever had with a bf/gf?don't think we have had any real big onesD

Are You Interested???
Name: Age: Height: Hair color: Eye color: Favorite color: Favorite food: Whats your YAHOO screen name:(optional) Tattoos?: Piercings?: Drink?: Smoke?: Any Other drugs?: Would you care if i did drugs?: Would you care if i drank?: Are you a virgin?: Do you have sex?: (if so) How Often?: Is sex all you're looking for?: Do you have any STD's?: Would you kiss me anytime?: Anywhere?:

I Cry
I CRY.And I CRY,Because I am not the beauty you adore.I am not anything you abhor.You have not spoken to me in some time,And I calmly accept the lieThat you are trying to get over me.I CRY.And I CRY.Because I fear I have forgotten Who I was when I was without youI CRY.

Bondage
His pleasure came in her bondageThe erotic threads which tie her self to himGiving him absolute control over her passivityLike a hesitant master, he needed that reassuranceOf a delivered slap, once in a whileWhich she had to receive In the true pose of submission and pleasure.

Everyone Read
ok something has happened and i have to move back to tennessee...today is april 4th and i will be leaving this coming weekend...i will not have internet for a bit but i will be getting it back just as soon as i can...Fubar rocks and i have awesome family, friends, and fans...i will not forget anyone even though i will not be able to be on for awhile but im just asking that no one forget me...Lots of love to all my fu-people!!!

Love This Or Hate This
Dear Fubies, Hi how are you, I'm ok just figures I would put something out for people to read. First, I read a lot of profiles and I agree with most that if you do not like the content then move on. This blog is just what I think, and is not intended to be taken as gospel or anything other than what it is, an opinion. Soooo, if you read my rants and hate them OH WELL!!, but if you like what you read then enjoy as I rant a little bit. About me, I am a 35 year old man not some wannabe surfing for chicks. I am very polite until I have a reason not to be. If I send you a gift it is not because I expect something in return, but I enjoyed your page etc.. If you do return the favor that's cool if not csa la vie. I do not post a picture of myself, because of what I do for a living not because I am eccentric or ignorant of how to do it. It is simply not allowed. About Fubar, I enjoy checking people out, and sending gifts but I won't spend real money on fake things. If I want

First Blog
ok I don't know what to write?.... I am a bisexual women, who just loves the phyfical form! men as well as women! I just love to touch the softness of skin on my skin, in my mouth! Ok I think I'll stop her and go play with my toy(I'm wet just thinking of it) bye bye for now!

Terrorism
As some of you may not know about the act of terrorism that has happened in Pittsburgh, Pa. 3 Pittsburgh Police Officers were brutally murdered and two were injured. My heart and prayers go out to the families that were affected by this mornings acts of violence. It puts a thought in my mind.... WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO? Because of One mans paranoia.... It hits close to home because I am a native of Pa. And my uncle is a Pa. State Trooper. Instead of focusing on the terrorism over seas... We need to focus on the terrorism that is going on right in our own back yards.

Women
Why Women Cry... A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put prayed to God who would surely know the answer. When God responded he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said: "When I made the woman she had to be to be made special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. gave her the sensitivity t

To Crazydevildog You Lying Cheating Two-faced Bastard
You would think that it wouldn't hurt as much to find out close to a year later that you cheated on me. But it did, even though it's been so long since we broke up. Joseph Eugene Thompson....you are a DOG. I'm not angry now, though. I found out that the man I fell in love never really existed. The man i fell in love with was a lie, someone you created just to reel me in....to get me to put out. Because that's all I was to you-a booty call. You only temporarily called me your girlfriend long enough to get what you wanted. And you only said we were breaking up for my sake so i would stay friends with you....so you could still get the benefits when your girlfriend wasn't around. You never cared. And you never even said you were sorry. What kind of man texts a girl and says "i've had a girlfriend for over a year" like it's nothing? Like it doesn't matter to him if he breaks a heart...if he makes tears fall. You cheated on me, Joe. I was nothing but good to you-I did anything you asked me

Auction Time -meeeeee-
Ok every1 I am up for auction. Help me out i want to see some good offers. Depending on the offers i will rate more folders and add more bonses things i will offer. Winner will get choice but u wont know until u win , sorry gotta have at least one surprise for winning me. Go to this link for my auction page http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=909688&albumid=1599819&i=47708534&idx=0

Thru The Eye's Of An Asshole
Asshole? What does it mean?, and why do people get mad when they are called it? My whole life people have always called me an asshole! "Hey Fonsi!, your as ASS!" or "Your a Fucking Asshole Fonso!" Little do they know, this is the path i picked. I've hurt alot of people in my life.... and most of it was for fun. I'm 27 years old and i don't have alot to show for it.... but i can tell you this! Every person i have hurt, made cry, or pissed off will remember me for the rest of there life. What you call being an "Asshole" i call being my self! I am "Metal!" I am "Strong" I am "Asshole".... I AM SIC-1!!

Romance And Relationships
Okay...Keep in mind while reading this that i have been 100% wit her about everything.....EVERYTHING....... Met this female..Very beautiful..down to earth...cool people. We started kickin it and shii was gravy. Feelings started to arise on my side of the fence and hers as well. I let her know what was up...I like her ALOT and though she aint mine she is my baby...Not rushin nothin. But lettin her know whats up. A love of hers from the past (her HEART) showed up tellin her how much he care about her and blah blah blah.......NO PROBLEM WIT IT AT ALL...Shes not my lady. oh did i mention that dude and me were cool wit eachother?...I aint know that when i met her that they had something going long b4 me....ANYWAY...im stuck becuase i see her puttin herself through so much drama that she dosent need but then again she loves dude soo much that she cant see what she is doing to herself. I HAVE NO PROBLEM WIT HOMMIE...he strait people wit me but i dont like how he just strings her along ya d

I Must ....
Stereotypes are usually exaggerations, but are often based on slight fact, and if Im to be honest, I am slightly overweight . However, as stereotypes are usually exaggerations and overgeneralisations, most of the ones listed below are pretty rubbish :) Stereotype I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be ridin dirty.I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.I'm BI so I MUST want to fuck every guy and girl i seeI'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUS

Blow Jobs - A Womans View
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit sono, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you. 11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games im

Blow Jobs - A Mans View
1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will. 2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier than licking a dead fish. 3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to you? 4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair. 5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up! 6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get. trust me. 7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavor country. 8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth. 9. Play with the balls. 10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better. 11. Caress the ass, too. We like that! 12. Make hay when the sun shi

Dear Men Of The World
I Didn't write this, but I wish I knew who did.... It Amused me lmfao Dear Men of the World, Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are just about impossible to understand, much less please. In a post-feminist society, you never know exactly what you should be doing. Women are bloody picky, I know we are. It can be scary, too, when women freak out about what appear to be benign issues. And men who do their best to be respectful, female-positive humans, I salute you, I do. But please, please just fuck me already. Honestly, I appreciate your thoughtfulness. I like that you want to take things slow. I can totally get behind the idea of emotional connection, but dearjesusinheaven, FUCK ME. We've done dinner and drinks. We've gone dancing. We've cuddled and watched a movie. I'm wearing a low cut shirt and you've been staring at my breasts all night. Goodgodalmighty, get to it and fuck me. When we get hot and heavy, please take charge. Please, please fuck me. Trust me, I'm not

Pandypan
hi ,everyone .from now on,thisi is my home .i wish i can have many friends here. i am a chinese,and maybe someday i will write my blog in chinese. if you want to study chinese ,you can contact me. my MSN : pandijie@hotmail.com

Test .. New Blog Codes?
Join the Quest To Get Me To Oracle!!I'm looking for some brave Fubarians to join my quest....the mountain may seem far away and unscalable, but I know you can get me close. So cast aside your fear and join our Fellowship!The Rules:1. Stop by St Michael's Page and rate the Lord of the Rings folder of pics (He has autos on starting at 3pm Eastern Time today)... Starting with this one...2. Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the Train. Check the Fellowhip Train tag folder to see if a tag is ready for you, if not, leave a comment like "Joining the Fellowhip Train" or something like that...3. Private message St Michael when you

Questions
{---Favorites---} Color..................................PINKNumber................................. Nr.1 DefenetlyBand......................All Kinds, Love James BluntMusic Genre......I love Trance and Rock TV Show............................Different Oce. Like Amerca's Next Top ModelMovie......... Actor............... That guy from the Fast and The Furious Actress........................... Kind of Movie....................Thriller, RomanticCartoon.............................Sport......................................SoccerFast Food Restaurant........................McDonnaldsFood...................................FrenchIce Cream..........Chocolater Cereal............................. Candy.................................All thats sweetDrink...............................Water Alcoholic Beverage............ik drink it allQuote.................... "I am Innocent"Have any siblings........................what? Have any pets..........................no Have a job..........

Who I Am
Here is a brief introduction of myself. If I were a shape, it would not be a cube. Not enough sides. Some of the "sides" conflict with my other "sides." I am a spontanious wack-job who desires organization. I am a Christian who likes some of the world's pleasures. I can be very considerate to some, while almost violent to others. I am my own worst critic, but confident in my abilities. Other "sides" of me stand alone. I love the country I was born in. I believe my word is my most valuable asset. I am very passionate [look it up, I mean the book definition]. I hold my personal morals with vise-grips. I am humble. What I have heard others say about me is this: I keep them guessing. I am trustworthy. I am a smartass. I am dependable. And I can be the biggest asshole they ever met. The reason I put this intro here is because few actually read an introduction on a webpage. If you are one of the few who actually clicked on the blog, you are one of the few who actually ca

Baby Names
I want a lil girl and have been tryin to decide what name sounds the best. So please leave comments on which you think is better. I have always wanted to have a lil girl named Jazzmin Lynne or Cassandra. I haven't found a middle name for Cassandra that I like yet. My middle name is Mae. I am french and italian so I have been thinking of a name that means beautiful or princess. I now also like the name Isabella Mae or Isabella Marie and I am leaning more towards that. She would have my middle name if I chose the first one,and first name means beautiful,so that'd be cool. I'd call her Belle or Bella for short. Let me know what you think of the names and thank you.

I Like Iambic Pentameter
There is a Hills marathon on so I will make this brief. There once was a witch mole on witty, that inspired this lim'rickal ditty its match was eneared, to it we're endeared, though her ass-mole remains sorta shitty. by Mr. adorable and Witty's witch mole hairs Like tall trees bent by the wind Dance and gently sway by Chainsaw and I know more about dough, which is less than zero, than I do about moles, and their roles, in digging a burrow By Sirvice (sex is fun) ( after much debate and sarcasm I am not sure if this poem is really about my mole it may be from a collection of poems about moles he has set aside for just such a blog) I am never going to remove this mole. Also these 3 just made it into my family which entitles them to absolutely nothing.

Have You??
HAVE YOU FANNED YOUR FANS? THIS IS A TOPIC I HAVE WANTED TO TALK ABOUT FOR A VERY LONG TIME. I'M SURE EVERY PERSON HAS THERE WAY OF DOING THINGS ON HERE, THIS IS MY WAY OF FANNING.... * IF YOU HAVE FANNED ME, I FAN BACK. * IF I SEE YOU FAN MORE THAN WHAT YOU GET FANNED BACK, I FAN YOU. * IF I SEE YOU DO NOT FAN... I DO NOT FAN YOU. * IF I SEE YOU FAN MUCH LESS THAN THOSE THAT HAVE FANNED YOU, I DON'T FAN YOU, UNLESS YOU FAN ME. AND... WHEN I WAS A LOWLY FU I ALWAYS FANNED THE UPPER LEVEL FU'S AS I THOUGHT OF IT AS A SIGN OF RESPECT FOR THEIR HARD WORK . (OF COURSE WITH AUTOS, ETC. I CAN'T SAY THIS REALLY APPLIES ANYMORE SADLY) SO, AS YOU SEE, WHEN I LOOK AT THE OTHER PERSONS PAGE DETERMINES WHETHER THEY GET MY FAN OR NOT. SOMETIMES, I CHOOSE TO POINT THIS OUT TO SOME PEOPLE, EVEN MY CLOSEST OF FRIENDS.. AND TELL THEM... "THAT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD, YOU SHOULD FAN MORE" LOL (YOU CAN ASK LOL) SOMETIMES, I CHOOSE TO POINT THIS OUT MORE GENTLY TO THOSE WHO ARE SENDING AN AD

Time To Offend Everybody
IT'S TIME TO OFFEND EVERYONE Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem? A. Row, Row, Row Your BoatQ. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?A. A different bar Q. What did the Chinese couple name their blonde, curly-haired baby? A. Sum Ting WongQ. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A. A speech impedimentQ. What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at half-mast?A. They're hiringQ. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?A. Because they're not going to work in the future eitherQ. What do you call a Mississippi farmer with a sheep under each arm?A. A pimpQ. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal on

Chuckles
Tis the time to mourn, for he has left us. But he would not want it that way. He would want us all to celebrate him moving on to a better place. For now he is at peace, and no longer suffering. He was a great friend to many of us, he could make you smile when you were down. He always seemed to know what to say. He will be remembered always. For he is close to our hearts, in many ways.

I Never Ask For Help
I never ask for anything all you sexy people..so do me a solid and go and vote for my lil sister in the Maxim's hometown hotties contest..you can vote once a day till april the 7th....thank you for your time beautiful people... her name is alyse smith http://www.thecrushgirls.com/index.php?option=com_g2bridge&view=gallery&Itemid=59&g2_itemId=12776

Let Me Know Who Has Autos So I Can Bomb
let me know who has autos on.. i have a bomb i am going to use during Monicas birthday happy hour... its at 3pm futime... ok... love on my family who has autos also.. Monica the great Tommy Lifes a beach Idaho

"speak No Evil."
Hi all,For those of who have seen my stage show, you know I travel with a ton of heavy iron mechanized props that look like they came out of Jigsaw's shop and that weigh many hundreds of pounds.Because of this, it is very difficult, if not impossible, to economically do a guest spot in a variety show, or many television appearances because to do so means I have to hitch up the trailer and lug the heavy gear to Toronto, or to Hamilton, or where ever.For the past many years I have racked my brain to try and come up with escapes that have the twisted Santini stamp of near death experience or extreme pain on them and that also are transportable in something as easy to carry as a gym bag.Well, today I finally came up with a VERY sick, twisted, and dangerous one that has all the inherant cruelty and torment my audiences have come to expect from me.I call it, "Speak no Evil."The basic concept is that I am shackled, handcuffed, straitjacketed, etc, and then a custom made leather gag is strappe

Wake Up And Read This
It may take you two minutes to read this, but if you do not take the time to read this you are one of the people this post is talking about.You stay up for 16 hoursHe stays up for days on end.____________________________________________________You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.____________________________________________________You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.____________________________________________________You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.____________________________________________________You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.____________________________________________________You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies

God's Gift
I am fortunate enough to say God has blessed me with a gift. I have the ability to sing and make people happy, or in some cases sad, but I prefer happy. Check me out @ www.myspace.com/robceo. And watch my videos on youtube keywords: Rich Or Broke Ent. Leave a comment. Check us on Datpiff.com Keyword Rich Akademy 4 free downloads. P.S. Shout out to my girl Siamese 4 introducing me to the fubar community. R.O.B

Greetings To All My Fu's Out There...
To all my fu-friends out there... Hey peeps! So yeah! This my first fu-bar blog. You all know me as TimNP61278.My real name is Timothy. Most people call me, Tim though. I'm 5'7"(nearing the 5'8" marker. I'm off by 1 quarter of 3/4 of an inch).I weigh 289 lbs., I have Dark Brown hair and Hazel brown eyes. I'm a non-smoker, and a very light drinker. You'll usually see me downa wine cooler, or a mixed drink very rarely thru out the year. I'mnot into getting drunk all the time. Yes, that may sound boring toany of you party-goers and buzz drinkers, but that's just me. Idon't do pot, or any other illegal drugs. I'm originally born and raised in Lowell, Massachusetts. Moved to NHfor a few years, and then moved down here to georgia where I currentlyreside. I'm single, & have never been married. I have no children, but Iwould like to have some eventually before I pass away, and go toheaven/or hell (hope to god it's heaven, though.... lol). You're probably wondering

Want A Salute!!!!???
!!!Salutes!!! Hey freinds! Want a salute special for you? Let me know... SB or PM me for more details... Yezzir I'm real ;) See you soon I hope! Thanx for stopping by.... It's always a pleasure, really..... -MomsDontLikMe

Promo Pic
Hey everyone! I'm on a street team for a metal band called Suicide Death Grip based out of Texas. They are having all the street team members do a promo pic for the band so please go check out their page. They are my num 1 on my friends list and my pic is in the folder called Aprils contest. Leave a comment if u like the pic(not for the squeamish). Thanx and love u all!

Bathroom Shorts
Brian slowly slipped under the door. It was quite easy for him to do as he was only and inch tall. Once on the other side of the door, he saw her, Donna. She was huge to him, of course, a good three hundred feet tall. She had nothing on except a pair of green boxer shorts and a white tee shirt. He looked up at her in awe, and slowly walked closer. Donna then let her eyes wander around the room, across the walls and along the floor. Then she stopped and stared. She saw something moving on the floor. Her first thought was it was a bug. Though as she kept looking at the figure, she was it was wearing clothing. What kind of bug wears clothing, she thought. And as she looked she saw that the figure was, in fact, a tiny man. A tiny inch tall man. "Oh my gosh!" Donna said loudly. Brian stopped and looked up towards her face. Sure enough, she was looking right down at him. "Oh, hi," said Brian weakly. "Yes, hi there, my little pet," Said Donna. "

Personal Bouncers
So.. Im wondering if anyonelse gets " YOUR PHOTO HAS BEEN MARKED NSFW" and it completely shocks you. Im sayin... in the actual album NAME.. it says... "Some NSFW...Easily Offended Need Not Enter"... and still.. someone goes in... some... "Easily Offended" individual... and then REPORTS a fuggin picture as "NSFW" So then you have to go through all your pictures and try and figure out which one might offend anyone in a world of people (who by the way continuously offend me)... whom which are EASILIY OFFENDED themselves. Is that confusing? Following me? DO I NEED A PERSONAL BOUNCER at my DOOR?? Do I REALLY have to explain that there are real life insanely confused people who might wear purple robes that resemble the KKK's attire... satin purple, mind you. They happen to be Jewish (which incase anyone doesn't know... there ARE Jewish people in the world)... some of which are Homosexual (those exsist also).. and they're POSING... actually POSING for this picture. Someone finds the

Hit Me Up Here If Were Friends
SYNDICATE STUDIOS is a funky professional 48/32/24 track recording studio complex located in KANSAS CITY designed to give artists and bands a relaxed, affordable place to record with outstanding sound, at a fraction of the usual recording studio costs. - SYNDICATE STUDIOS is one of the best studios around!The space is ideal for both acoustic and electric instruments. It features over 1,500 square feet of floor space, two large isolation booths, the choice of a Yamaha C9 piano or a New York Steinway "B", and a large private artist's lounge. The control room is ideal for mixing as well as recording with its 60 input Neve VR console fitted with Flying Faders Automation and a full 5.1 surround monitoring panel. The control room monitors are custom built Waterland/TAD speakers with Hafler amps and Genelec nearfields. The studio is video ready with house sync plus video, digital distribution and WIFI. STUDIO "A"We boast a treasure chest full of the finest in classic analog equipment. Our

Help!! I Need Rates My Friends Please!!!!
~BRATT~ IS IN A RATE CONTEST FOR AN AUTO 11 OR CHREEY BOMB AND NEEDS ALL HER FRIENDS TO CLICK ON THE PIC OF HER AND RATE IT AND KEEP CHECKING ON IT AND RERATE WHEN NEEDED. THANK YOU SO MUCH!! YOU ALL ARE AWESOME http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=2334045&i=3500971806&albumid=1609498 is the picture link i think copy and past this link in browser to help me out please

New Attitude
This is for all the want to be playahs who think they can run game. I been away for a minute and while I been gone I've grown tired of the bull .I am not the same person anymore and reconize game when I see it, so save it . Enough is enough, I will no longer deal with liers and fall for thoses tired ass lines, I know my worth and for those who don't , ur loses baby. Keep it 100% with me and I will do the same, my time is precious and is not to be wasted. Those who know me knows Im a kind person and there r some who seem to take that for granted. As I said don't waste my time, or for that matter use me as something to do, til something better comes along, cause in my eyes there isn't anything better. And if u have ask is it me ur talking about, nine times out of ten it is, in other words "If the shoe fits wear it. Peace

How A Woman/man Showers
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long robe. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.. Get in the shower. Use wash cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake

Koala And The Lizard
A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala! What are you doing?' The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.' So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints. After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river. The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river.

Redheaded Scarlet
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb210/sassylaurie/Backgrounds/golddustsparkelsbckgrnd.gif">http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb210/sassylaurie/Backgrounds/hardcoregoldvw8bbckgrnd.jpg">http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb210/sassylaurie/New%20things/blacksparkle.gif">YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO JOIN ANUBIS'S OFFICIAL FUBARSTARGATE 1 CREW***************************************First, you'll board the ship in the finest stargate galaxy ever.***************************************Next, you have to watch out for Captian Anubisand Co-Pilot Princess LeiaThey might visit you and give out an exhilerating drink at any given moment.. (Don't worry, it won't harm you.) The other passengers might send you drinks, gift you, bling, or rate your things, you never know what's going to happen on this ship... Surprises await, including tagsB

My Fubar Three Year Anniversary!
3 Year Fubar Anniversary! April 6th 2006-2009Wow! I can't believe that it's finally here! Three years since I officially signed on to Fubar.... Well.. it wasn't called "Fubar" back in those days, it was, "Lost Cherry" and I still have my original T-shirtfrom back then! My Member ID Number is 17355. My Friend, Smiles, invited me over to the site back in March of 2006.. she kept saying. come here. come over here! So I finally came over and looked around and it was So different than where we were used to hanging out.. I poked around a while and finally, on April 6, 2006, I clicked that magic button and officially became a "Lost Cherry"! It was great then, and is still great. I never know what to see coming in for new features or even site Names, as "Lost Cherry" then evolved to "Cherry Tap" and a while later, "Fubar.com."I've made SO many friends from the US and around the world, folks that I hope to be able to keep in touch with during my life, no matter where we are or move! Life const

Be On The Look Out!!!
An Amber Alert has been issued frm Denver to Chicago. A 6' 2" 225lbs whinneyass baby by the name of Jay Cutler is missing. If found Please contact Broncos Headquaters so they can call his Mommy. She is worried.

Music
I'm looking at you through the glass...Don't know how much time has passedOh, god it feels like foreverBut no one ever tells you that foreverFeels like home sitting all alone inside your head'Cause I'm looking at you through the glass...Don't know how much time has passedOh, god it feels like foreverBut no one ever tells you that foreverFeels like home sitting all alone inside your headHow do you feel? That is the questionBut I forget.. you don't expect an easy answerWhen something like a soul becomesInitialized and folded up like paper dolls and little notesYou can't expect a bit of hopeSo while you're outside looking inDescribing what you seeRemember what you're staring at is meCause I'm looking at you through the glass...Don't know how much time has passedAll I know is that it feels like foreverWhen no one ever tells you that foreverFeels like home, sitting all alone inside your headHow much is real? So much to questionAn epidemic of the mannequinsContaminating everythingWhen though

Surveys
Please take the survey below to choose who you think are THE TOP 44 PRESIDENTS!! PLEASE CLICK ON THE PRESIDENTS BELOW TO TAKE THE SURVEY!!! CLICK THE SEAL TO SEE THE RESULTS!!! PLEASE R/F/A SURVEY HOST!! THANK YOU. Diamond Dave@ fubar BROUGHT TO YOU BY: sO FrESH _[diAMond dAveS gUrL & LuCkyChArm xo Owned By: ∑√ï£ ﬂØMΨ@ fubar

Mistress......
I will not use Mistress's bra as a sling. > I will not goose Mistress when she isn't looking.> I will not make funny noises when Mistress is on the phone.> I will not call Mistress's underwear "granny panties". > I will not expel gas and blame it on Mistress.> I will not make up cutesy names for Mistress's whips, floggers, or> paddles.> I will not put Mistress's blindfold on the Cat.> I will not try and give away any of Mistress's toys.> I will not giggle and yell "Quit Tickling" while Mistress is flogging me.> I will not participate in belching contests with other subbies.> I will not hide the remote from Mistress. > I will not snore while scening with Mistress.> I will not drool when we go into the leather shop.> I will not yell "Hail Satan!" when Mistress orders me to do something.> I will not say "Oh yeah! You and what army" to Mistress.> I will not starch Mistress's bra.> I will not drop kick Mistress's cat.> I will not use Mistress's hairbrush to kill bugs of any kind.> I will no

Been Missing...the Rascal Is Back!!
Hi everyone, Sorry I've not been on, but i got taken into hospital on 9th of January 08 ands this is fiorst time i've ben near a PC. Slolwy getting better and looking forward to getting discharged. Thanks to Kerri for noticing I'd gone...big waves to cutemommy and lanny loo ( where are you gurl??) havent got internet access wher i am so just visting internet cafes when i can...drop me a mail, buy me a drink, and i'll get back to you when i can peace out, andy mc..aka Tha Rascal

It's Dianas Birthday
TODAY IS A VERY DEAR FRIEND OF MINES BIRTHDAY...THE LOVELY DIANA IS CELEBRATING HER BIRTHDAY, AND TO MAKE THIS DAY SPECIAL FOR HER, PLS TAKE A MINUTE AND GO TO HER PAGE AND SHOW HER WHAT A SPECIAL LADY SHE REALLY IS AND LEAVE HER SOME BIRTHDAY LUVINS, FUBAR STYLE...♠Diana♠ 2nd Alarm Hotties (NO FAN=NO ADD)@ fubar

Own This Hottie Come Check It Out
check this hottie out to own with plenty of perks come by and show me some luv and bid on a sweetie pie to own for a month. click on the pic below to bid luvs (repost of original by '~Sinfully DelicIous~Blondie~Dangerous Curves ♥IßïC♥DSC♥RR♥' on '2009-04-02 21:31:48') (repost of original by '~~$Badassbiatch$~1~DSC~dangerous curves' on '2009-04-03 01:03:15') (repost of original by '~Sinfully DelicIous~Blondie~Dangerous Curves ♥IßïC♥DSC♥RR♥' on '2009-04-03 06:01:41') (repost of original by '~*BI-SEXY MOLLY*~' on '2009-04-06 05:34:32')

The Lose Of My Friend Krissy
In 1998 /1999 Krissy was learning all about psp and how to make some of the most awesome work she could. In 2001 Krissy opened a psp site on msn but she did not have whole lot of students. Then in 2002 she set up on yahoo and started her group. With her love of the Bees and the mystery that they have she called her students the New Bees. Because everyone coming into her group was a newbie so she wanted them all to be a newbee. Learning and growing into their wings so they could fly and make some very beautiful work. I started the group about one week after she opened that first yahoo group. I had psp7 and it took Krissy a month to convince me to try psp9 and if I did not like it she would rewrite everything for me in 7. Well I loved 9 and I was thrilled with all that I was learning. Krissy stayed on my butt and would pull some unbelievable work from me. Krissy just loved to go drive around and look at them damn trees and see how she would recreate them in psp. Krissy was educated in

Samsung 500 At Texas Motor Speedway.
2:17 p.m. -- GREEN FLAG: David Reutimann leads the field to the line for the Samsung 500 at Texas Motor Speedway. Lap 1 -- LEAD CHANGE: Jeff Gordon edges Reutimann at the line in a side-by-side battle at the front. Lap 4 -- Robby Gordon gets tapped by Kurt Busch and slides up the trck but saves it and we continue under green. Lap 8 -- LEAD CHANGE: Reutimann works his way back around Gordon in Turn 3. Lap 9 -- Jeff Gordon drops to third as Kenseth gets by. Lap 13 -- Jeff Gordon reports that his car is extremely loose. Lap 16 -- Menard gets around Jeff Gordon for third. Lap 20 -- Reutimann leads Kenseth by 1.65 seconds as Stewart passes Jeff Gordon for fourth. Lap 23 -- Kasey Kahne with a big bobble coming out of Turn 4 but gets it straightened out and continues. Lap 24 -- Kurt Busch is on the move, up to 19th from 26th, while Kevin Harvick is quickly going the other way. Lap 27 -- Reutimann is already into lapped traffic. Lap 29 -- Stewart gets inside Menard for third.

Update
Hello Fu friends. I just wanted to explain why I haven't been on your page spreading any love. Yesterday I dropped an 80 lb. bundle of shingles on my left big toe. I don't think it's broken, but it is bruised really bad. I have it propped up trying to get the swelling down. As soon as I feel better I will be back on here showing the love that I get from all my friends. Have a great week. Hugs.

Blonde Joke
BLIND MAN IN A FEMALE BIKER BAR A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you' re blind, that you should know five things: 1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.Now, think about it seriously, Mister.Do you still wanna tell that joke?' The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters....'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.

Things I Am Hosting
Want a chance to win an auto 11 and a cherry bomb? Then this contest is for you. First you need to make a salute to me. The salute has to include either my name or screen name. Be creative with it since not only do you have the chance to win the auto 11 and cherry bomb BUT my personal favorite salute will also win a surprise from me. There will be prizes for the top 3. Yes you read that right. 3 chances for you to win a prize.The prizes: * First place - an auto 11 AND a cherry bomb * Second place - your choice of either an auto 11 OR a cherry bomb * Third place - Whatever limited edition bling is available at that time The winner will be the one with the most points. There are 3 ways for you to receive points. * First is rates which will count as 5 points. * Second is comments which will count as 1 point. * The third and final way is bling. Each bling credit will give you 5 bonus points added to your total points (ie. If you sen

What I Think
why do alot of these woman put nsfw pics up then want people to buy them v i ps or bilng packs or to spend money period im here to have friends and yes admire pics i rate all i can but these woman still dont allow there private pics to be seen ?why have them ? if they add or except u as a friend they should open all there pics for free theres some of us on limited income and would love to look but im not paying to see i will just not add them thx

Up
There is a two-letter word in English that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is 'UP.' It is listed in the dictionary as being used as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v]. It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP ? Why do we speak UP, and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We call UP our friends and we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car. At other times the little word has a real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses... To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special.. And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.

Sarisa's Rants Raves And Musings
Sorry I haven't been on lately, I've been stuck dealing with life issues as well as stupid people (who doesn't on a daily basis though) I'm also going through some serious issues that need attention paid to them so if you've been trying to get ahold of me drop me an email sarisa_grimwing@yahoo.com.

Coworker!
There is this girl who works where I do and she's a school bus driver. She has her nose in everyones business but her own. People have told her over the radio to mind her own business and she is known as an ass kisser. She's been with the company for 10 yrs. Anyhow, I had went through training on Wheelchair lifts by this company and the other company I work for as well. I went 1 wk with Durham and then 2 wks with the other company I'm with. That is 3 wks of damned training on wheelchair lifts and although I don't claim to be an expert I know what I'm doing. This teacher came over to the bus...he always starts working the lift. He isn't supposed to. I told him so in a polite manner and also asked him to please not tighten the strap on the lift cause it set the alarm off last time he did this. He went to this bus driver after I left and told her I jumped all over him. She knows me and knows I am not like that...that I am tactful at how I would have asked him. Well, instead of coming

Thank You
Would like to thank all those who rated me..and bombed me Friday. I was not on much..to return the love but if you need help..you can ask me anytime for it. I have not been feeling the best lately. Been working to much..and still recovering from a cold. I just feel ran down alot..and tired. Anyways.. just wanted to say that. Also, I am gonna be in a auction, starting tonight. I will put further details up later.

Dunno What To Do Anymore
when you think you have foundt he right one then something happens and shes gone just like that without even sayin good bye should i stay and follow the things that i want or just pack my stuff and move away from my problems

Sisters
sisters are.. clothes barrowersfit throwerscover stealerssecret keepersan enemy, a friend,a conversation without end,sassy,bossy,silly,fussypretty and sweet tea partys with treatsdress up, mess up, fess up, get punished,fights over nothing, sharer of dreamsa headache, a pain, she gets spoiled again,a princess, a brat, she ruined my hat,i love her, i miss her, i tease her, i kiss her,she is my family and that means more to mewhat would i do without her?

Beth Taylor
One day your sick, not feeling well, sore throat and well kinda down in the dumps. You go to Wal-Greens, nothing on your mind but getting better. Chicken Soup for the lonely at heart and sore throat. Not watching where you should be going, off in LA LA land, then BAM!!!!!!! 1 wrong turn and your life changes forever, or should I say 1 right turn. Beth Taylor, things like this never happen to me. When you least expect it, where you never expect it, like a breath of fresh air, a wave that suddenly pulled you under. You try to fight it, you try to walk away. Fate, Karma or just plane my turn to have something so wonderful happen to me. After years of having my whole life just ripped up in front of me, tenderness, kindness things that have forgotten me for so long, just filled my cup till it runneth over. I had made myself a list of things that I would never get myself into again, and after looking at this list, I began to think that they were unreasonable, a person like this COULD never e

Contests Of My Friends...
Hey, y'all in fu-land.... two of my friends need help with contests.... My friend DJ Canada Girl is in a contest and needs rates and comments... http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=274746&i=546346947&albumid=1598378 My friend Lauren[Plaid Mafia] is having a hat contest... send her the best pic u have in ur favorite or funniest hat... it will be running for the month of April... http://fubar.com/user/1156311 Please show my friends some love...

I Just Wanted To Go Home..
I had messaged all this to a friend, and he thought it was amusing enough to blog.. Saturday night I decided to go out dancing. Haven't been out in a while, and really had a good time.. until it was time to go home. I had gone out with my best friend. He always makes sure I am safe, and I am a great wingman for him. After the closing of the club, he comes up and tells me he wants to go this chicks house for a party. Fine by me. Unfortunately, the chick had decided that she wanted me to be her party. Umm, no thanks. I offered her my best friend as a consulation prize and I left. I drove the jeep home.. I love the jeep. It is a 93 wrangler, with huge 35 in Mickey Thompson's and a sound system that is just ridiculious. It was my dream vehicle in high school, and I adore it now. Anyway, I missed my turn cause i was talking on the phone. i know, i know.. driving and talking is bad, but whatever. Had to go down to the next road, and it is not highly trafficed. As I was turning, I

Crossroads ~for A Friend~
A crossroad in life,A time for change;Of mind, body, and emotions.Change for you, change for me,Change for all the things it will be.At one corner, there stands you;You, nurtured from the world,find that there was always something holding it back;A barrier to life,a barrier to truth,a barrier to overcome.As an eagle struggling to break it's bonds,the you break free and run, never to return.You run from your past -You run to to be free,Run to all the things you wants to be.To the West, there you stand;A person, who finds the world distorted,an altered imaged from what it wastaught to believe in.Is stranded;Lost in the twisted morals of the world."Everything is different","This isn't what they said it was","Everything they taught me was wrong! "You long for acceptance,for a place of refuge,for people who'll understand you.You are changing;Changing from "no one",Changing into "someone",Changing into all you will become to be.As you search, it is rejected.An outcast among other people,an o

Harvard University Pays Tuition For You!!!
Harvard University Announcement Harvard University (free-no tuition) Harvard University announced that from now on undergraduate students fromlow-income families will pay no tuition. In making the announcement,Harvard's president Lawrence H. Summers said, ―When only ten per-cent of thestudents in elite higher education come from families in the lower half ofthe income distribution, we are not doing enough. We are not doing enough inbringing elite higher education to the lower half of the in-comedistribution. If you know of a family earning less than $60,000 a year with an honorstudent graduating from high school soon, Harvard University wants to paythe tuition. The prestigious university recently announced that from now onundergraduate students from low-income families can go to Harvard for freeno tuition and no student loans! To find out more about Harvard offering free tuition for families makingless than $60,000 a year, visit Harvard's financial aid website at:http://www.f

My Music
I am a lead guitar player from the bay area. I would like to share my music with you and hear your opinions. Go to http://www.myspace.com/johndavis650 and also check out my bands page at http://www.myspace.com/stoneycarreno Thanks

Life Sucks
Well to all that actually come to my page and rate and comment and well just say hi how are you doing. This is for you. I have been struggling over the last few months and I have gotten to a point where I do not think I am going to be able to continue to pay for my internet service. As much as I have thoroughly enjoyed making some very awesome friends on here, I will miss ya'll the most. I have some of your's personal info like Yahoo IM or a phone number to chat with. I will be able to stay in touch with you guys. I am not getting rid of my profile here...... I will only be on when ever I visit someone who has internet until I can afford to get it turned back on. I am not sure when it will be turned off so I hope it will not be in the middle of a conversation with one of you...... ok so a few have said here and outside about fee dial up..... have ya ever used it? fubar would crash the connection within five seconds ...

I'm A Creep
When you were here before Couldn't look you in the eye You're just like an angel Your skin makes me cry You float like a feather In a beautiful world I wish I was special You're so fucking special But I 'm a creep I 'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here I don't care if it hurts I want to have control I want a perfect body I want a perfect soul I want you to notice When I'm not around You're so fucking special I wish I was special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here She's running out again She's running out She run, run, run run Run Whatever makes you happy Whatever you want You're so fucking special I wish I was special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here? Radiohead - not gifted enough to write this stuff myself

Help Wanted
NOW HIRING RELIABLE DJ'S,GREETERS,PROMOTORS AND ALL OTHER LOUNGE STAFF HELP!SO TAKE A MINUTE AND CHECKOUT ACES WILD!! RELAX, KICK BACK, CHAT AND ENJOY THE BEST MUSIC ON FUBAR!!(CLICK PICTURE BELOW TO ENTER)

Relationships
OMG I am so sick of people telling me they love me then fucking ripping my heart out of my chest, cuttin it up into millions of pieces throwing them on the ground & stomping on them. Why are men like that? Most Men I have an interest in turn out to be players or someone who thinks its fun to play with your emotions. I'm so done with it all. Don't you ever tell me you love me unless you mean it with all your heart or i'll tell you right where you can go & how to fuckin get there. Sorry just had to fuckin vent!

1 Rate, Help Please
1 RATE PLEASE HELP! CLICK HERE and ONCE YOU RATE PLEASE REPOST THIS AND HELP ME OUT! THANK YOU ALL This bully was pimped up by: The ©eo Morphin Da Pix™~~i dont want to join your silly lounge or ill rate you 1s (repost of original by 'CAC517 - BOMB ME. OWNED BY CHRISTENE316. EVERYONE SHOW HER LOVE!' on '2009-04-06 14:59:55') (repost of original by '♪♫ Unbreakable &Ar

The Pound San Francisco2004
You know there can be interesting things you see on the way to a show; however, most of our trip was uneventful coming out of Winton to San Francisco. Nevertheless, this was something ironic and I felt I had to mention it because it has happened to me on more than one occasion. I feel it is now a sign as to how my evening will go. Often I watch the cars and their passengers as we are driving down the freeway and this was the third time I have seen clowns in a vehicle as we were driving by and on our way out of town. Just thought that was interesting and would share it with everyone else. We arrived at The Pound and there was already a line of people waiting to get in and to soon be engulfed by surgical die-sections, Demonic and Horrid creatures with flaming axes of destruction and entrancing melodies which must have been written by the Lord Of Darkness himself. Sound check was going on and people were conversing in line as to how long they have been fans and what brought them to this n

New Lounge
as you may know i now have a new lounge it is called (flames of fire)my old lounge will be closed downdo to the fact we have to do some work on it but please feel free to join mine and sassylilgurlie69' new lounge ty for your time

Perfect Star....
A perfect starTo touch the night,A perfect starIs my guiding light.A perfect starSo far away,A perfect starWho makes my day.A perfect starIs what I see,A perfect starGod gave it to me.A perfect starIn my mind,A perfect starI thought i'd never find.A perfect starI thought was here to stay,A perfect starFinally came my way.A perfect starI cry for every night,A perfect starI have loved with all my might. HOW IM FEELING AT THE MOMENT....LEAVE COMMENTS PLS! THANX!

For You Cool Fubarians
I'd like to take this time to thank EVERYONE for showing me love. I already know I have the coolest friends, and now I've had the pleasure of meeting more of you. That's a definite turn on for me cuz I truly cherish my friends. I'd also like to take this time to ask my newer friends to please check out my family. My two sisters and brother are also here on Fubar and they rock too, trust me. Today has been one of the most enjoyable of all my days on Fubar, and I've been here for 3 years enjoying some good times. Thank you all again for extending the love, and please....KEEP IT UP...lol. I love you all my sweet friends. KEEP ON ROCKIN'

Contest..go Rate Me..plz !
I'm in a rate contest..u must rate fan and add the person also..i could use your help if ya will..all it takes is one rate from u.. here is the link for the pics to rate..and then go add her..mine will say "DRTYGRL" http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=274746&albumid=1598378 MUCH LUV 2 THOSE THAT HELPS ME...xoxo

Tangent Thinking
Often I find my thoughts are not contained and concise. My stream of conciousness is more a raging river, rather than a winding a easy flowing stream. Why must there be so much struggle to simply clarify a thought? Such random behavior certainly fosters a high likely of self doubt. For those of you who think I am some cocky, self righteous, conceited bitch - you could not be farther from the truth. In all reality, I am flawed beyond belief and fail at every turn. The self loathing could not be more crushing. I am my own defeat, the sole responsible party to my lacking. There is often great disparity between what we present publicly and true self. So when you see me in the mumms, judging harshly, it is merely frustration. There is far more to me than some chick that writes outlandish things for shock value. Uncontrolable and consuming to this I resign my fate, being misunderstood is all too common.

Lyrics
You're My WorldThe Shelter From The RainYou're The PillsThat Take Away My PainYou're The LightThat Helps Me Find My WayYou're The WordsWhen I Have Nothing To SayAnd In This WorldWhere Nothing Else Is TrueHere I AmStill Tangled Up In YouI'm Still Tangled Up In YouStill Tangled Up In YouYou're The FireThat Warms Me When I'm ColdYou're The HandI Have To Hold As I Grow OldYou're The ShoreWhen I Am Lost At SeaYou're The Only ThingThat I Like About MeAnd In This WorldWhere Nothing Else Is TrueHere I AmStill Tangled Up In YouI'm Still Tangled Up In YouHow Long Has It BeenSince This Storyline BeganAnd I Hope It Never EndsAnd Goes Like This ForeverIn This WorldWhere Nothing Else Is TrueHere I AmStill Tangled Up In YouTangled Up In YouI'm Still Tangled Up In YouStill Tangled Up In You

Back For The 3rd Time!
Well, I was a member back in the LostCherry days. Then I came back briefly during the CherryTap period. And well, I'm back again for the fubar experience. Not that I remember any of the s/n's I used back then. What do ya expect, I've been drunk since then! Will I ever learn?

Life, Life,life
A very smart man that I have spent a lot of time with once said "Being nice will not get you anywere but hurt". When I first read it I wasnt sure where he was going with it but I believe I undetstand now. Hurt stinks!!

In An Auction
Im in my first ever AUCTION! Please help me make it a successful one!!! You know you wanna OWN this Sinful girl! hahaha Click above and love me!!! Kisses to all my friends and family! I love you guys and gals!!!

Really
Your Commets don't mean Sh*t.Your Actions do. i am not here to rate your appearence like your auditioning for american idol.if you think i am,then your a complete fool, so sticks and stones. any one in this so called gene pool of sperm collectors have any intelligence ,let me know.

My Life Story Part 3
I arrived at Fonda's house and moved in with her and my niece and nephews. They had bought the house I grew up in, but had been rebuilt after a housefire in which Rita burned the original house down with most of the pictures and other things of momma . Anyways, I hooked back up with alot of my old friends. This turned out to be a bad thing. We were all older now and drugs and alcohol were more available. A large group of us met on a gravel road not far from the high school we attended each morning. We all sat around and drank and got high every morning. Then one morning, we all got really wasted and took off for school. 3 of my friends were the last to leave. They were still smoking a joint and they were going slow to finish it. They got to the railroad tracks and dropped the joint. Being wasted, they did not even notice they were on the tracks. They had the music cranked and did not even hear the train coming. They were struck by the train. My good friend Curtis Bradford was killed, a

Song I Wrote
No…don’t lock me in Ill change everything I don’t want you to fight I don’t want you be angry You’ve made so many promises You say you love me Yet you leave me broken Each night… And I cry Daddy please don’t fight Let me know Everything will be alright Your voice calms me And lets me know you’re here

Please Read
If anyone cares to read this, I'm canceling my VIP and letting it expire and taking time off from Fubar. I can't afford to buy myself auto 11s since I can't get one from anyone no matter how much I beg and plead. The most I can afford is a 5 credit bling pack for 4.99. I'm taking off. Maybe get on here for an occasional check up but I'm up to level 26 and that is a good level for me to stick with for awhile. Maybe something will happen while I'm away. laterz!

Keep 94
the storm has passe once again Im worn with my body pressed lifelessly to the ground no one sees Im around I'll close my eyes to sleep, if i can just keep from sliding down this hill so steep I'll be beckoned to open my lids and start my journey over again. Sinking into dreams thought i had enough to hold on Nightmares stole my charm I feel mly body sink further into freezing ground There are no more secrets to keep with nothing left to reap.

At Night
At night At night I lay and think of you hoping my wishes and dreams come true At night I wonder can this be the end is this all that's left At night I wish we could go to the way things were At night I lay and cry about the things that happened and how it all ended At night I lay and think of us, I mean you and I At night I realize there's no more us At night I dream of us together again At night I wish for us to be together again But in the morning I realize it was all At Night

What A Jerk
this guy won me in a auction almost 2 months ago, he bid a 7 day blast but we agreed on a bling pack instead of the blast, i have yet to recieve anything from him. So ladies beware if he bids on you chances are he wont pay up. HIS NAME IS 2THICK HIS PIC IS IN MY PHOTOS

Her Song
I face the world with a smile, no one knows what is hid inside. They see only happiness, they cant see the tears I've cried. When I am alone I hurt, because here I do it well. In front of all the watchful eyes my heaven turns to hell. The judge and jury awaits me, everyone has a say. In a life that hangs suspended for yet another day. Who are they to judge if what I have done is right or wrong? In the end I gave her up, but inside still sing her song. I don't know how to find the strength I thought I had. If only I could play tough it wouldn't be so bad. They say that life goes on and someday I'll smile again. But, how do they know my pain without being where I've been? I've traveled so far from home, and can't find my way back. Somewhere along the way I must have jumped the track. I saw her just today and her smile is still the same. She looked at me so sweetly, but never spoke my name. I wonder if she remembers me, It hasn't been that long. She may have forgotten me, but I still sing

Her Song
As we lie beneath the stars, We wonder who we really are, I wonder what you see in me, We'll fall asleep beneath the trees. Run your fingers through my hair, Show me that you truly care, Day by day, and night by night, When I'm with you I have no fright. The day you told you loved me, That's when I gave you the key, To my heart, soul and mind, I'm glad to know that you're all mine. I want it to last forever, To know that we'll always be together, Feel no pain or sadness dear, I want you to always be near. In every hug and every kiss, When I'm with you I feel true love exists. Hold me close and never let me go, Don't let me fall amidst the shadow. For I am yours, forever it may be, I am yours for all eternity. I mean it all; all I've said, Without you, a part of me is dead.

First Blog I Ever Wrote. Like, 5 Months Ago.
Lost Truths © So, I'm sure people expected me to make an actual blog post fucking ages ago, well, oh well. I've never been much into talking about myself, obviously. YES I KNOW THIS SHIT IS HARD TO READ. ''tries to read it'' Fuzzyness. Anyway. I've been gone for a while, so, most of you probably won't care, anyhow. But, fuck you too

Opie Taylor
this is about women that can't keep their promises or their word. I mean Elga Garcia, even when their own dad says all we have in this world is our word and if you don't keep it you as a person are not good inside or out. She was lying to me about everything, people were telling things and I would ask her and not tell her who told me at the time so she would say I was making it up or I was on drugs or something stupid to that effect. well some of those people aregoing to confront her and let her call them a liar and a fat mouth about what they had told my friend. this is going to be fun huh? they were telling me that she was cheating on me when we were liveing together, and even after I left the house she had more guys then they could count or even keep track of. she won't let anyone of the three fathers of her 4 children see them unless she gets money if she is whor**** that day she won't come by cause like I said she needs to get money, (I heard it threw the grape vine that she is

Alone
Purity once had a name, And beauty once had a face. Life once had a meaning, And once I was safe. Once there was freedom, And once I could laugh. Happiness once was alive, And once I had another half. Once I shared her love, Once I was by her side, Once I felt I fitted, So quickly that died. Her grace so great, Her beauty so vast, All I ever wanted, Was for it to last. Fate maybe had another plan, Or maybe she had another love, But it all fell apart, The hand too big for the glove. Now it's all died away, Happiness, joy, love; all memories. Now I walk alone in this dark, dark world, With no light to guide my way.

Why I Am Not Inclined To Like Guys In The Armed Forcesl
I have a good reason. Let me see, start with John and the few months of chatting and two visits and many letters to him, I don't hear from him for a year. Then surprise he decided to start a chat again once. Then after a couple of texts back and forth and then again silence. Thn a few months later a text meant for his friend sent to me, that hurts. There is also Ben and two years of chat and my really trying to meet him he then starts to ignore me. Then Chris, he says he wants a relationship and then ignore me for month, then again texting me a while ago and then I am nice and then I am ignored from him. I forgot a marine from sevveral years ago, I forget his name but we chatted for awhile and then silence after a few months of chatting and never heard from him sense.

Life Lessons
*No matter where you are going in life there is always someone there to throw you off course. *If you regret anything you have done in your past think back because that is what got you where you are today. *There is no guarantee that love will find its way to your heart until you have a child. *When life gives you lemons grab the tequila and have the best fuckin party anyone has ever been to. *Never assume your heart knows what is best when the voices in your head are tellin you different. Them voices were put there for a reason. *Broken hearts can only heal when you let them. *Never settle for what could have been when you can fight for what you know is. A wise woman once said that the fastest way to a man's heart is with a kitchen knife. LOL Not really well maybe but it aint worth the time in jail if the body is found. Best advice one can get: Fuck em and Leave em cuz that is what they are planning first. (ok maybe not all of them sometimes it ta

Common Sense...
An Obituary printed in the London Times....... Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial=2 0policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate on the cheek; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch without written

Science News
Cosmic Hand Reaches for the Light SPACE.com Staff space.com – Sat Apr 4, 8:17 pm ET Tiny and dying but still-powerful stars called pulsars spin like crazy and light up their surroundings, often with ghostly glows. So it is with PSR B1509-58, which long ago collapsed into a sphere just 12 miles in diameter after running out of fuel. And what a strange scene this one has created. In a new image from NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory, high-energy X-rays emanating from the nebula around PSR B1509-58 have been colored blue to reveal a structure resembling a hand reaching for some eternal red cosmic light. The star now spins around at the dizzying pace of seven times every second -- as pulsars do -- spewing energy into space that creates the scene. Strong magnetic fields, 15 trillion times stronger than the Earth's magnetic field, are thought to be involved, too. The combination drives an energetic wind of electrons and ions away from the dying star. As the e

Scars
I tear my heart open, I sew myself shutMy weakness is that I care too muchMy scars remind me that the past is realI tear my heart open just to feelDrunk and I'm feeling downand I just wanna be aloneI'm pissed cause you came aroundWhy don't you just go homeCause you channeled all your painand I can't help you fix yourselfYour making me insaneAll I can say isI tear my heart open, I sew myself shutMy weakness is that I care too muchAnd our scars remind us that the past is realI tear my heart open just to feelI tried to help you onceAgainst my own adviceI saw you going downBut you never realizedThat you're drowning in the waterSo I offered you my handCompassion's in my natureTonight is our last danceI tear my heart open, I sew myself shutMy weakness is that I care too muchAnd our scars remind us that the past is realI tear my heart open just to feelI'm drunk and I'm feeling downand I just wanna be aloneYou shouldn't ever came aroundWhy don't you just go home?Cause your drowning in the wate

Turbalance
You know life throws u curve all da time, and its not wut thrown your way but how u accept and deal with for the most part that count.... See for year i have been tryin to further my schoolin, and finally this last year; August 25, 2008: i wuz enrolled at Red Stone Collage, its wuz wut i had been lookin for. I could git a degree to work on air crafts which wuz my dream for the longest time. But finances made me take a leave of absents, and i returned home to IL to try to regroup myself, and obtain the money to substain myself once i return to CO; which i am very much so still doin and plannin on; And while here i ended a very toxic relationship, and ended up findin the love of my life; Nicole Lynn Balo; and started a very good, trustin, and lovin relationship with her. Now we r on the raoad of marrage, it looks like we might be expectin our first lil one; we r not proof positive, but all sign point one direction;....Now i sit here poun derin the past, the present, and future.... For

Prince
Prince my dark my witty my intense Prince. How I wish you were mine I were thou art yours. Wishing I could taste your lips thou i bet there sweet. Wishing I could touch your skin I bet it to be soft. I wish I dream that u would be my prince and I beyour lady.My heart is already starting to beat for u it whispears your name. When I speak of the one I want your name is on the tip of my tounge ready to brust out. For my sadness I can not speak of u for you are not mine. It may be lust beautiful lust but I no it could be love.Wishing I could hold u to feel u breath. Thee so far me not near.My wishes are but wishes. My dreams simple dreams.My want for u is real my Prince.My want to love u is real my Prince. The way my heart race when i see and think your name my prince is very real cuz i feel it...

December Photoshoot
Ok, So my friend just talked me into doing a photoshoot for a calendar. My month is going to be December. So Im wondering if I should do a "Miss Xmas" theme orrrr like a "Santas Lil Helper" kinda thing... Lol, what are your thoughts or suggestions for themes or poses? Note me please!

This Is What Friends Are For
Some of you know that I have a very good friend on here, her name is Linda. We have been friends since we both joined this site when it was Cherry Tap. We have had lots of fun on here, bombing, being in contests together and helping each other out. We've shared lots of laughs, tears and many secrets. She feels like a sister to me although we have never met, I hope to meet her one day. I have spoke to her children on here and they are wonderful kids as well. We have even shared snailmail. She just found out that her mum has cancer. So what I would like for all my fu friends and fu fans and family to do is. Drop by her page, show her some love and support and so whatever it is you do in this type of situation to be kind to someone in need, because she would surely do the same for you if I asked her to because that's the kind of friend she is. Thanks a lot..Love,, Amy Gypsysoul@ fubar

Hair For A Cause - Help The Viteri Family In Their Time Of Need!!
Hair for a Cause: Due to a recent fire loss, the Viteri Family has lost pretty much everything they own, including their home. We at Cost Cutters Family Hair Care are setting up a cut-a-thon fundraiser to help our friend/co-worker Natalie and her family. All proceeds will go directly to the Viteri Family. On April 26th, 2009, we will be offering haircuts ONLY for $10 (no colors, perms, highlights, blowdrying...and CASH only!!) between the hours of 4pm and 8pm, and donations will also be welcome. Please contact me for more information or visit http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=92445380389&ref=

Survey
Do you miss your last relationship?More then I ever will admit Are you wearing a sports shirt?noHow long until your birthday?cant wait till sept Will tomorrow be better than today?its 1 day closer to friday so yesWhat color are your undies?noneSometimes, does it feel like your life isn't going anywhere?No way im always going somewhere, may not know where but I'm going Do you bite your lip?yes..alotDo you have any strange phobias?yes i'm scared of dark How tall is the last person you hugged?she a shortie it was my kiddoWhat are you listening to right now?What it takes by Aerosmith What is something you wish you had more of?timeDoes something hurt on you right now?yesWhat is your current mood?idk What's on your mind? to much to write What are you doing right now?this Wheres your best friend at?he at home watching daytime tvDid you watch "Shot of Love" with Tila Tequlla?"NaWho makes you happy most of the time?My family and my friendsWhat are you sick of?my husband....Are you normal

10 Alternate Uses For A Coat Hanger
I want to thank Hugh G Joak for coauthoring this blog with me. He is my inspiration on most of my crazy ideas and blogs. I would like to give him full credit for today's blogs theme. You are my rock, Kumquat.. 10 Alternate uses for coat hangers: 1. To hold your Pippi Long Stocking hair do 2. Breaking into cars. 3. Punk rocker earring 4. Giant Bubble Blower 5. Electrical outlet tester 6. Hill Billy toothpick 7. While wearing a cast a scratching device 8. Car Radio Antenna 9. To capture large dust balls from the far corners of your bed. 10. Makes an excellent cat toy ( just need crazy glue and feathers ) Thank you for stopping by Kumquat and Snow Pea

Fubar
People, people, people, some of you really need to learn to separate Fubar from Real Life. You are taking these Fubar husband/wife/bf/gf shit way to fucking serious. Do you really think that just because you are someones fu-bitch that it means anything in real life? If you have met someone here and have developed something outside of Fubar then I am happy for you. This blog is going out to those that can't relate outside in the real world. There are people here that are taking it too serious...there are over 2,800,000 people here...if you are "fu-engaged" one minute and dumped the next...move on. Stop telling your Fu-spouse who they can talk to, who can own them, and who can be in your family. Chances are you will never meet them in the real world anyway, and even if there was a chance for a meeting, if you act like a jeolous piece of shit they probably don't want to meet you now. The best piece of advise...take all of this with a light heart or log off and throw your computer in

Cherry Bomb 4.7.09 Read If You Want Cb'd
I'm going to do another Cherry Bomb toight Tuesday 4-7-09. If you would like to bomb you and you have a folder with 250 pics for bombing and would like me to bomb you please leave a comment with a DIRECT link to that folder. Please r/f/a if you haven't already as well for me to bomb you. In the past I've asked for the link to be sent to my SB but that got way to confusing. I try very hard to hit my family members of the Americas Brave N Proud Lounge and the members of the Rating Revolution as well first. Also if you have auto 11's going to still be in affect tonight leave that in your message too if you could :-) help me and I'll be helping you too!!! Looking forward to new friends and fans. I try to keep up with anyone who f/r/a's me as well :) Also pleaz rate this blog as well :) UPDATE 4.7.09 PM My internet is running extremely SLOWWWWW so I'm going to wait until tomorrow to do my cherry bomb. So hopefully tomorrow night will be better to be able to do a Cherry Bomb :)

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Hosting An Auction!
DJ Sexy Kitty Is hosting an auction!If you would like to be in it sign up by Tuesday April 14th @ 2pm EST. Auction will begin April 14th @ 6pm EST. Join in plz! Send Me a Pm With a picture of you that you want used & What you will be offering. Entry fee will be 2,500 fubucks. And the starting bids will all be 15K. I will also make you bullys to post for when the auction starts! Click the Pic Below to Go Enter!!!!!

Three Priests
I just finished another book by one of my favorite authors, Paulo Coelho. The latest book I read was "by the river piedra, I sat down and wept". The following is an excerpt from that book. I'm certainly not very religious but I think this has a lot of meaning."A spanish missionary was visiting an island when he came across three aztec priests.'how do you pray?' the missionary asked.'we have only one prayer', answered one of the Aztecs. 'We say, "God, you are three, we are three. have pity on us"''a beautiful prayer' said the missionary. 'but it is not exactly the on that God heeds. I'm going to teach you one that's much better.'The padre taught them a catholic prayer and then continued on his path of evangelism. Years later, when he was returning to Spain, his ship stopped again at the island. From the deck, the missionary saw the three priests on the shore and waved to them.Just then, the three med began to walk across the water toward him.'Padre! Padre!' one of them called, ap

Can You Feel Me?
I think of you often and my feelings are real. I don't want to be just another friend, for the thought of you in my life seems so surreal. I wonder if you think of me like I think of you, Can you feel me when my heart swells with delight when I think of you in the morning and on into the night. Can you feel me when in my dreams I am holding you so tight. Our eyes held in a gaze and everything just seems so right. Can you feel me when I say those words from my heart that are soulfully true. Can you feel me when my thoughts run with passion, and are only of you......... Can you feel me????? Can you feel me???

Invitation
The Invitation by Oriah Mountain Dreamer It doesn't interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for, and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart's longing. It doesn't interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love, for your dream, for the adventure of being alive. It doesn't interest me what planets are squaring your moon. I want to know if you have touched the center of your own sorrow, if you have been opened by life's betrayals or have become shriveled and closed from fear of further pain! I want to know if you can sit with pain, mine or your own, without moving to hide it or fade it, or fix it. I want to know if you can be with joy, mine or your own, if you can dance with wildness and let the ecstasy fill you to the tips of your fingers and toes without cautioning us to be careful, to be realistic, to remember the limitations of being human. It doesn't interest me if the story you are telling me is true. I w

Remember Those Who Died For You
My good friend has a website with his artwork geared towards the men and women of the Armed Forces. A little blurb taken from his site: My goal by my art work is that as long as the men and women of our armed forces are fighting and dying for us, that they are remembered through my brush strokes. I am able to do any photo or idea that you have at your request on any size canvas that you want. Email me with details that you want done and we can go from there. Brandon Click the picture below to be taken there Please support a Marine Veteran!

Doyles Room Bonus Code
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Capital Punishment
Ok I was sitting home one day just thinking and watching T.V. Where this guy was getting the Chair and me and I began to think what makes it more right when the state kills someone for killing someone than when someone else does I mean it really bothered me I Just dont understand in my opinion no one deserves to die no matte who you are and what you've done. I mean I understand at times people get upset To me it's as if the law's saying it's ok to kill someone as long as you have the law on your side. whats your opion?

Life...
Hey, If you choose to read this please at least rate it. If you feel like post a comment.. Thats Fabulous! Thank you! About 2 months ago, I woke up one morning and I found a lump on my leftside ribcage. I asked my Fiance to feel it. He said he could feel anything. So I let it pass till that morning. I then had my roommate feel the spot where the lump was. I didn't tell her about it. I let her tell me about it. She felt what I felt! So I called my dr office and he was full. So i asked for a referral to see another dr at another clinic. Which was kind of a hug run around. I get in to see this Dr. He examed me.. Said he thought it was a gas pocket. It would pass in a coupld days. If it didn't then i was to go back in. He didn't even want to bother with me. I waited a week. Its still there. I for sure wasn't going back to him. But they did call and I did express how i felt about how he wanted to do nothing about the lump not even take some sort of pics of it. I said I wasn't g

Plz Help...i'm In A Rate Only Contest~
Hello All.... I am entered in my very first rate only contest. I am asking that all my friends rate my photo as much as you can. Please tell your friends to rate too. The most rates will win either a VIP, and Auto 11 or cherry bomb. The contest will start Monday, April 6, 2009 and run until Monday, April 27, 2009 and on Wednesday, April 29, 2009. This is the Link to....... Bisexcee~Pu$$ycat Playmates Contest http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=274746&albumid=1598378&i=3748815953&idx=1 ~Thanks & lots of luv 2 all ~ P.S. i always give luv back, xoxo

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*sigh*
How can I tell this certain person that I love him and that he will believe me? My love. It's true it's true. I love you. I love you with all of my heart. I will kill the people that bother you. Thats how much I love you. My dark love, oh how will we rule the dark brutal hell. You are my love. My lust. My life.

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Bondjamesbond
What right do u men have that u have to hit women i dont understand it its called walikg away from the problem. it doesnt make sense have some brains guys come on treat ur girls right i am i had to save quit a few of women from their abusiers i sent them to the hospital theyve spent a few days in there. Men keep ur hands to urselfs please no matter what he suramsantce u should NEVER put ur hands on a woman NEVER u shouldnt have to resourt to that talk it out if that doesnt work walk away and calm down bfore talking it out. Im only trying to help out this is for anybody who is being abused by thier bf it doesnt solve anything by hitting trust me ive been throught it its painful but be sure u love each other when u talk it out trust me love doesnt hurt but if that doesnt work out consider colunsling. i dont garenttee that counlsling works if that doesnt work for u u may end up moving on. Anyway my point is that men shouldnt have to put their hands on women reguardless of race, reglion,

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People come into your life for a REASON, a SEASON or a LIFETIME. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. They bring you an experie

Between The Miles
Between The Miles Because existence can become severein one day,just sense me and I'll be there.In the minds eye,I'm not so far away.If you hold out your hand,in the whispers,I'll become the zephyr.and besiege you.If your eye's upon the stars,in the crystalline darkness,I'll become the moon.And the light shall guide you.If you rest upon the ground,in the warmth,I'll become the grass.And embrace you.If you turn outside,in the wetness,I'll become the rain.An upon your forehead, kiss you.If you free the air,in the light of day,I'll become the sun.And smile for you.Between the miles-if you need me.If you need a friend.Let me be the friend, I want to be.

To A Certain Someone
This Tether, bound to my soul, Dragging me backward, Back toward that abyss, the darkness that was my past. Forever straining and pulling against me. It threatens to send me again, Into a place that I do not want to be. Full of blood and stupor. A place of loss and sorrow, of hurt and of pain. Words across a screen, like a cable attached to my heart. Helping to keep me in the light, Holding me steady, keeping me stable. Words of support, and of caring, and of warmth. Words that I look forward to everyday, A picture that i sit and stare at. A feeling that I have long since denied existed inside of me. This and more is what she brings to me. I miss her when we are apart, And cherish her when we are together. She tethers me to the light, and to love...

I Miss Ronnie Soooooo Much
My baby Ronnie is in jail, I miss him soooo freackin much, i dont waana live without him, i cant be in our house i cant look at our dirty clothes i dont wanna breathe cause it hurts.... i just want my baby back.........

I'm In My First Contest!
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When I Sleep
When I Sleep When darkness awakens, my body settles gently into bed. The events of my day race rapidly in my thoughts as I close my eyes. Slowly, I am lulled into a peaceful sleep.I hear vibrant music - so full of passion. I feel the warmth of the sun’s rays that grace my presence. I see kind, adoring eyes gazing back into mine.The air is full happiness - so much laughter. Soft caresses are exchanged. At this moment, life could not be any more wonderful.I have never felt so beautiful; as I do when I am with you. I have finally found the respect and acceptance that I have yearned for. I eagerly listen to inspirational dreams and goals and know that I want to be the one to be there when they are complete.A thin line of love and friendship is crossed, and two single souls find a home to share eternity.Birds begin to proudly serenade the morning dawn. Lonesome roads slowly progress into distinguished passageways. Light peeps through my windows and I awaken to a new day.

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Salute Contest
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Hater Or Lover
this is to someone who thinks they're toughshit well guess what? you're not. ur nothing but a low life motherf***er who cant seem to make up ur mind. first you hate me then u tell me that u still love me. well sorry to burst ur bubble but ive been over you for a longgg ass time. besides i knew u were cheating on me so dont even say u never were. So i'm over you, ur over me. Dont worry about me got it? I'm soo over you BTW..............there are a lot of guys who treat me wayyy better than you :)

Eternity
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The Church Organist
Miss Bea, the chruch organist, was in her eighties and never been married.She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.The pastor cam to call on her one afternnon early in the spring,and she welcomed him into her victorian parlor.She invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea.AS he sat facing ger old pump oragan,the young minister nocticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it,filled with water.In the water floated, of all things,a condom.Imagine his shock and surprise.Imagine his curosity!Surely Miss Bea had flipped or something..!When she returned with tea and cookies,they began to chat.The pastor tried to stife his curosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soonit got tothe better of him,anf he could resist no longer."Miss Bea,"he said," i WONDER IF you would tell me about this?"(pointing to the bowl)."Oh yes",she replied,"isnt it wonderful? I was walking downtown last fall and i found this little package on the ground.The directio

The Sack Lunch
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What Will It Take
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Private Pics
Some of you have noticed that I have made all my personal pics and those of my family private. I will attempt to explain why I felt the need to do this. It may be lengthy, so please hang with me. I recently read a bulletin that a fellow fubarian had passed away. The author of the bulletin admitted that they did not know the young lady very well but had gone to the deceased page and found a beautiful video of her and wanted to share it with everyone. While viewing the video, I accidentally clicked on the link to the deceased page and found that it was set for friends only. It suddenly hit me that in life, this young lady valued her privacy. Yet, in her death it was being made public. It made me feel disrespectful for viewing the video. I went to fubar support and asked that one of the bouncers discuss this with me in my shout box as I felt it was a delicate situation. I explained how this appeared to violate the deceased privacy. After assuring me they would look into it, no a

Argue Makeup
Me and a friend of mine had a discussion about women wearing makeup and why i have never really dated women that wear a lot of makeup. my take is i don't mind a lil lipstick and such but anything more than "natural" tone i don't really care for. all the different colors are a turn off to me. i like the woman that i see next to me on the couch, right before i go to sleep, when i open my eyes in the morning. that true woman is the turn on for me. my friend asked what was the turn off about it. to me she looks like a clown when she paints all of this on her face. how am i suppose to take u serious when she looks like a clown to me. thats just how i feel about it. my friend said i am being too harsh. not to judge the book by the cover i see and i'm like that's my whole point. i want to see whats underneath not make believe i'm presented with. just my thoughts. luv it or hate it.

When Im Gone
Theres another world inside of me That you may never see There are secrets in this life That I cant hide Somewhere in this darkness Theres a light that I can't find Maybe its too far away... Or maybe I'm just blind... So hold me when Im here Right me when Im wrong Hold me when Im scared And love me when 'm gone Everything I am And everything in me Wants to be the one You wanted me to be Ill never let you down Even if I could Id give up everything If only for your good So hold me when Im here Right me when Im wrong You can hold me when Im scared You wont always be there So love me when Im gone......

Soulmate
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The Reaper
I have come to collect Being here on vacation to another land, I wanted to learn about the history of this place. So I went to the library in the evening when all else had closed. The librarian, an elderly lady, greeted me warmly. We engaged in conversation once she found out I was not from this country. As I asked for some reading material, she pointed me in the correct direction. She lead the way to the section that contained the reading material I had enquired about. Once we had gotten there, she quickly retrieved an old, thick book covered in dust. She hide it beneath her shawl as she whispered “I will be at the desk if you need anything”. and quickly left. I noticed she did not return to the desk, but carried the heavy old book to the back, and went into a room. The room had no signs on the door and when she opened it to go in, I noticed only a very dim, flickering light coming from within. I pulled several books from the shelf and found a table nearby to look throug

Concerts
I went to the second show (Sunday, April 5th, 2009) at Club Nokia in LA, directly across the street from the Staples Center. There were 5 of us: me, Jesse, Dana, Erin, and Anthony. We got there early and had a beer at the bar downstairs then went in. I totally forgot I had my knife on me and had to ditch it (like a dumbass). We hung out for an hour til the show started, opening with Troy Van Leeuwan's new project, Sweethead, with him on guitar of course, and a hot blonde singing. When Puscifer started, it was preceded with a funny video of Major Douche (Maynard in a military outfit) saying how much he doesn't want flash photography used....in so many words (there were other funny videos with comedians throughout the show, "What is a Puscifer?" haha). Then Maynard was in a tent, wearing a suit, on his laptop (fuckin' Macbook), talking on his cell phone (the show had a camp out theme). There was plenty of oddball humor during the show (cross-dressing Hitler in a tutu). The first

Something I Wrote For My Uncle Who Passed Away 2 Years Ago.
I have been thinking about my life alot lately. I have realized that I'm not as happy as I thought I was. I sit and wonder where my life is going. I also wonder how much more I have to go through before I'm allowed to be happy again. People say that its up to me to make myself happy. I don't think thats possible, because no matter how hard I try I'm never happy. I wonder why God wants me to hurt for so long. Crying myself to sleep has become a every night thing. Its to the point now where I don't know how to be happy. I have been so sad, depressed, and pissed off for so long I don't know how to feel different then that. I wish I could just snap my fingers and my pain and hurt would go away. No one seems to understand how I feel or what I'm going through. They just keep telling me things will get better with time. I wonder how long that is. They always tell me that they are here for me. Its good to know that they are, but sometimes I need more then they can give me. I don't unde

Anarchy After The Collapse Of A State
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Some People...
Some people are just so ridiculous. Here's a funny little anecdote for you: I was talking to this guy....seemed like a great guy. Didn't talk to me about sex the first time we spoke, was respectful , seemed decent. Had a job and an education so I go into this thinking this is an intelligent man. We talk about meeting in person. We discuss what we will do on our "date." His idea is that I go to his house, he will cook dinner and then give me a massage. I say I'm not comfortable with this, let's meet in public. He says he has it all planned out and doesn't want to change his plans. I consider it......until he asks me if I am on birth control. Obviously this person has expectations for sex on the very first night we meet. Hoping to get some is ok, even normal, but I don't like feeling as though I'm expected to do that. I don't want to have sex the very first time I meet someone anyway. I tell him that and he says "I don't want a woman that is inhibited." My response is that

Going Back On The Road Again
well ive been on fu for almost a year!!an dhonestly its like my second life now ive met some amazing people on here some of which has helped me though some pretty rough days at times!!!!!!but m ylife has come to a crossroads due to alot of stress and no work i haft to go back on the road again!!see ive done carnival work sinc ei was 16 yrs old i havent actaully travelde since 05 but i cant seem to get nothing locally so it was a last resort for me!!my # 1 family is my sister if i havent been on for awhile shell know whats going on with me shes great show her love if u can !!theres a few of u who ive got real close with shared things i havent shared with alot of people ill miss you very much ill try to check in a smuch as possible ill be out there till oct almost nov but its good money and a chance for me to get on my feet well im gonna close this i just wrote it to mainly tell those of u whove been there much love ill see you soon #1 badboy aka billy

Irish Works
OH, ALL MONEY THAT E'RE I SPEND I SPEND IT IN GOOD COMPENY AND ALL THE HARM THAT E'RE I'VE DONE ALAS, IT WAS TO NONE BUT ME. AND ALL I'VE DONE FOR WANT OF WIT TO MEMRY NOW I CAN'T RECALL, SO FILL TO ME THE PARTING GLASS, GOOD NIGHT AND JOY BE WITH YOU ALL. OH, ALL THE COMRADES THAT E'ER I HAD, ARE SORRY FOR MY GOING AWAY, AND ALL THE SWEET-HEARTS THAT E'ER I HAD WOULD WISH ME

New Beginnings
I think that every person who serves in the military has the right to their freedom. It is not always the case while serving, but once out of the military. is a breath of fresh air. It takes a little adjusting to things, but in the end is worth the life of deciding things for yourself. I realized that my life was different when I was in compared to now that I am out. I can do the things I want to do and sleep as late as I want to as long as I am not working. I am able to attend college online, which is ten times harder while being in the military and having certain schedules. I know I am a better person for having been through the things I have been through, and I just want to say that I support my fellow brothers and sisters in arms across all military branches. I hope they all come back safely and can cope with the changes once they get out or retire. I look forward to helping my fellow veterans out down the road. Freedom isnt free and I know that from experience. TO ALL THOSE WE HAV

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April, The Hardest Month
what can I say? it's april, the time of month that makes me feel unstable.. taxes, lost memories, tears of sadness, and very little family, lonliness inside, lonliness in my account, taxes to be paid, and thoughts of when I was played.. tax day, tax day, oh I am so stressed, not sure if I can maintain the sanity in my head. I cant pay them to be honest, it was always a struggle, but the truth I now achnowledge.. what have I become? a failure, like all the others said, perhaps some are right, I'm better off dead, but I cope, I hope, and try to keep my head up high, I'm too young to die, to young to givein, I'm only 23, theere is no need for women, at least not now, but it would be nice, but nowhere near ready for a wife, this is very hard in life to go on with no one at my side, and even harder to sit confined in lonliness inside.. sitting on a couch all day, on the computer with false reality I play, I still pray nightly, but I confess my religion has lapsed and Im not feeling blessed,

Isthis Guy For Real?
Who does Obama think he is to go to another continent and speak on my behalf telling the Europeans that, "We do not consider ourselves a Christian nation"? And then on top of that he breaks proper etiquette by grabbing the Queen of Englands hand with two hands. But she buckles and does not mind; all this because he is America's first black president. He has promised the world he is going to be some sort of savior for the entire planet. Then he walks around all high and mighty, with some sort of self important look on his face. The man denounces his own country. He talks trash about all the former administrations before him; like only a blak man knows how to run a country. This asshole bows to the Muslim leaders of the Mid-East countries, but has absolutely no respect for the people that inhabit the country who elected his pompous ass. Now comes the chatter about the fact that he has not chosen a church yet. Forget it; the man is not going to go to a Christian church. He has alrea

Poems
Greatest Love Ever How could I ever explain this love of ours this love is the love that last forever and ever and it can’t break up with any force this is the greatest love ever. This love angel could never be explaned by words alone It seems like we knew each other all our lives. This is the love talking. The greatest love ever. Angel I love you more than life itself. I could never show my love for you in words. The words are not enough to express my love. It is strong too. This is the greatest love ever it is the best.

My Tonsilectomy!
So I went in to have my tonsils removed on 4/8. Things were goin okay, got to hang out in my paper gown, silly non-skid socks, and my bonnet. Got stuck a few times before they finally got my IV in. Not a big deal, needles dont bother me. So I am just hangin out on my stretcher waitin for them to come get me. Finally anesthesia comes and gives me versed and tells me its time to roll. Last thing I remember is transfering to the surgical table. My first memory after surgery was the staff screamin my name and shaking me. They were yellin at me to please wake up, I needed to breathe. I could here them and I was really tryin, I just couldnt open my eyes to do what they wanted. I could feel them checkin my blood pressure what felt like every minute or two and the nurse say it was dropping. They put me on oxygen and boy does that feel weird. I remember them saying I was satting at 80% at 4l/min of O2. Which is kinda crazy for someone without breathing problems. Needless to say it

The Storm
I am Bruce B. Yeboah of the republic of Liberia commonly known as "THE STORM". If you would like to know more about me, please send me an e-mail of inquiry. e-mail address: brucece12008@yahoo.com. One of my favorite quotations is TOUGH TIMES DON'T LAST, BUT TOUGH PEOPLE DO THROUGH HARD WORK AND PREPARATION". Write me and I will reply you in the shortest possible time.

"humanity Unchained!"
Basic information: (Media release info).World’s Most Extreme Escape Artist Plans to use Use Restraint Collection to Raise Public Awareness of Human Rights ViolationsEscape Artist and restraint collector/historian Steve Santini is using rare and diverse historical restraints from his personal collection to raise public awareness of human rights violations such as false imprisonment and torture .Santini, named “The World’s Most Extreme Escape Artist” by the legendary Ripley’s Believe it or Not! , plans to lock up over 200 volunteers with a myriad assortment of diverse and historical restraints from his personal collection to make the world’s longest continuous chain of restrained humans. While he admits that as a professional escape artist he himself has escaped from many such devices, Santini is quick to point out that this public display is focused on drawing attention to the fact that around the globe there are countless numbers of people falsely im

Cracktastic Ramblings
Sometimes, it's difficult being the "older student" at my University. I look at my classmates who are ten or so years younger than me and I can't help but wonder how long it will be until their convictions about the world as they know it are shattered. How long will it take for life to force them to reinvent their social ideals and concepts? When will that "everything is new and shiny" brightness to their persona tarnish? I've spent the last few months asking myself which social convictions are my own and which ones were drilled into my head by others. One would think this wouldn't be such a difficult thing to process, but if you peel back more than just the superficial layers of your personality, you have to wonder how you came to be who you are. What shaped you? What molded you? What changed you? It's been said that no true original thought can exist within the human mind. At some point, the idea has been pondered by another. The thought has been formed in some othe

Salute Contest
Salute Contest Everyone can play!! Make a salute to me (GeorgiaQT) or (Selina) **must be a real salute....and send me the link in my messages by April the 14(monday). I will then post them in a folder...who ever has the most comments and rates will win an auto11 or bomb..your choice. Contest ends 4/29/09 (wednesday) will bling at first HH Good Luck!!

~story~ Night Of Passion
You looks deep into my eyes that move from a green to a blue the closer they get to my pupils. Your warm fingers gently caress my face - brushing my reddish blonde hair behind my ear before lightly running a thumb over my lips. In your eyes I am beautiful; a sexy creature that captures your thoughts and graces your dreams. My features are soft and kind. My curvy figure one, you crave to have pressed against you. You pull me close, Your right hand moving from caressing my face to tracing the outline of my neck. As you reach my shoulder your other hand has traveled to the base of my neck. Gently, you pull me forward as you step the rest of the distance to close the space between us. You draw my lips into a kiss as you left hand is entangled in my silky locks and you lightly massages my scalp. Meanwhile, your right hand continues its downward travel. You move it slowly down my back pulling me closer and finally allow it to settle gropingly on my butt. Our bodies are pr

Go Figure
go figure its lie gurl of ur dreams and fike finding 20 bucks and then getting a call and finding out u still owe 200 on ur laptop. kinda like gettin the gurl of ur dreams and findin out shes in luv wit ur boy. just ironic bullshit everyone seems to go thru. if ur life is like a walking time bomb and and u really just dont give a fuck hit me back cause this shit is just sumtimes too much to deal wit alone so holla at ur boy and tell me wats good

The Secret
Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs.His bed was next to the room's only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation..Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.

Kiss Or Not
a kiss is just a kiss but a kiss after your girl has had your dick in her mouth weather or not you came in her mouth... but would you give her a kiss after she gave you head? after you came in her mouth...if she is the type of girl who likes it.. would you kiss her full on the lips..or even a lil tongue? or would you not kiss her till she brushed her teeth? why or why not... do tell me why

Imo...
Time on fubar can usually be defined one of a few ways. Perving: looking at peoples pics for your own pleasure(only you know what sort). Rating: F/R/A...hitting all the easy rate folders just for those millions of points needed to make Godfather or higher. Mumming: those oh so wonderful POLLS (fubar itself defines mumms as polls look it up) where everyone spouts off their opinions or insults usually getting completely off topic from the original mumm. Lounging: fubars online equivilant to those millions of REAL drinking establishments across the country where regulars and staff deal with soap operaesque drama and the rest of fu land enjoy getting shit faced virtually while watching wanna be sex symbols showing their stuff on web cam. Dating: this is the virtual form of course, which is growing in popularity everywhere, where people hundreds or thousands of miles apart spend hours upon hours online chatting up the opposite sex in the hopes of gaining anything from some cam time

Living The Hell They Call Lonliness
I`m living the hell they call lonliness As i walk the streets at night if i had a hand just to caress I know everything would be alright. But alas I live within my heart that`s been broken again in two But I must not despare but instead repair the damage that`s been done by you. Again i look to the heavens and wonder what it`s like up there and why i can`t go to this place that i know where to me somebody always cares. i know one day i`ll be happy all safe,loved and found it`s the day i must say as my life passed away and they put me into the ground. but cry not for me when im gone just know that i smile upon what i see the angels above that show me the love that finally made me so happy. Jocko65rs 4/09

I Believe I Am A Pessimist When Comes To Online !
I am such a pessimist when comes to online anymore. I just do not understand many things on here..but all i hear is..its fantasy. Does anyone actually value friendship though? Just wondering. Theres many things on my mind..and I am sure I would be bitched at over alot..if I open my mouth..but oh well..I can not keep it shut! First thing,,is there really that many people on fu..who die? I see so many bullys on people.. even young people..and I wonder. Is it real..or just for the attn? Also.. what makes people keep rating these people who are already leveled up there.. when they got friends who need leveled more.? Is a auto 11 person more important then those who you are suppose to be good friends with..but who can not afford them? Why do you crush people..who do not even pay attn to you at all? I have seen some..who rate/bling/crush these women who look like models on here but do not even get one look from them? I would rather do the ugliest person on here (rate/bling/crush) if they

What Is Love?
Someone asked me what is love is it good, is it bad is it awesome, is it terrible I honestly didnt know how to answer them. I finally desided love is the most complicated of all emotions. ...Love... Love... Some crave it,Some love it,Some hate it,Some need it.Others abuse it,Others use it,Others are obsessive to a point Some aren't.It's a word that can mean so much;It's a word that can mean so little;It's a word some don't understand;It's a word that some simply dismiss...Love... It's just a four letter word But some people fear it so much It's nothing to be scared of But others aren't sure. Love is always worth it because you become a better person everytime you love someone from the simplest careing for a friend to the deepest desire to love someone til the world ends from the unconditional love of a child to the complicated love of the gods there is...no meaning to love love means...everything No matter how much it hurts you, or makes you cry tries your spirt, and splits

~ Thank You My Friends~
In a World where we stress to find time for ourselves and struggle to stay ahead of the crisis before us all, it is sometimes difficult or near impossible to get around to thank the friends around us that become our Support Structure in many different shapes and forms. And each individual person themselves are multi-faceted and show us a rainbow of personality colors that combine to make us Laugh, make us Happy, share our Joy and show us Love. I wish to now extend a heartfelt 'Thank You' to all my friends that have shown me Kindness, Compassion, Laughed with me and shed tears with me as well. I have tried to give all of you the Attention and Friendship you so Richly Deserve. You have enriched my Life and made me a Better Person because of who you are and what you are. I pledge that you will ALWAYS have a Safe and Soft Place to Land on my page and I will do all I can to show you Friendship, Love and Understanding. Thank you all for Everything you do for me. You know who you are....Peace

No Idea...
This is actually a MuMM but I dare not post it for the public. I'd get eaten alive.. not to mention, I'm hoping to get some actual advice here.. Anyhow.. Here it is.. About 9 years ago I met a couple that lived next to me. I became very fast friends with them and they eventually became my best friends. Their names were Leah and Jeremy. After a few years they broke up and Leah moved away to the east coast. Jeremy dated my cousin for anout a year after that. When my cousin and Jeremy broke up he met another woman name Mindy. Jeremy was a musician. He was a lead singer of a band. For 5 years I attended nearly every show he ever played. I still think his band is amazing and listen to their CD's to this very day. I was as close to Jeremy as I was to my own Brother. He has 2 boys that call me and my g/f Aunt and Uncle.. In December of 06' Jeremy shows up on my doorstep on a Sunday morning. He asks me if I've seen the news this morning and I say I havn't. He asks if my g/f is home,

The Song That Inspire Me To Do Better
This song inspires me to do better. And this song is Juicy by The Notorious B.I.G. It lets you know that no matter how bad your situation is, or no matter how people put you down or people will say that you can't do it, remember, DON'T EVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS AND DECLARE THAT DREAM LIKE IT'S YOURS, AND YOU CAN TURN THE NEGATIVES IN YOUR LIFE INTO A POSITIVE. (Fuck all you hoes) Get a grip motherfucker.Yeah, this album is dedicated to all the teachers that told me I'd never amount to nothin', to all the people that lived above the buildings that I was hustlin' in front of that called the police on me when I was just tryin' to make some money to feed my daughters, and all the niggaz in the struggle, you know what I'm sayin'?Uh-ha, it's all good baby bay-bee, uhVerse One: It was all a dream I used to read Word Up magazine Salt'n'Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine Hangin' pictures on my wall Every Saturday Rap Attack, Mr. Magic, Marley Marl I let my tape rock 'til my tape poppedSm

Need
She is the only person in this world that i have every felt i had to be with to be happy.I love her voice,her attitude and that she is responsible.She is my world.I think about her constantly.I dont know what i will do if I cannot be with her again soon.My life just isent the same without her. She can make me laugh and smile just thinking about her.I love her son like he was my own and thats so heartwarming to me.....I love you baby and i want to be with you>Please forgive me my love i miss you bunches...XOXOXOXOXOXO

Another Song That Motivates Me
This song relates a lot to me. In the past, yeah people rejected me, thought nothing of me, and left me for dead, so what? But just like him, I will get success. In every trial, you will triumph over the people who rejected you, and now I have a beautiful woman in my life who accepts me for who I am. I love you Fayth! Remember, be true to yourself and don't change for anyone. Be who you are! Don't worry about what people think of you, shake the haters off! Can you feel itNothin� can save yaFor this is the seaon of catchin� the vporsAnd since I got time, what I�m gonna doIs tell ya how to spread it throughout my crewWel you all know tj swan who sang on my recordsMade the music, "nobody beats the biz"Well, check itBack in the days before this beganHe usually tried to talk to this girl name franThe type of female with fly gucci wearWith big trunk jewelry and extensions in her hairWhen swan tried to kick it, she always fessedTalkin� about "nigger, pleas

Beer Is Good
I like beer 'cos it is good I drink beer because I should If there is a song to sing I sing it and beer you bring I drink beer when I am sad 'Cuz the beer it makes me glad Now there's nothing left to say So let's go drink beer Beer is good Beer is good Beer is good ... and Stuff Beer is good Beer is good Beer is good Let's go drink some BEER BEER When it's warm it taste's real crappy But cold beer will make me happy When I throw up on the floor I can go and drink some more They say beer will make me dumb It are go good with pizza Now that we have drunk some beer Lets go drive a car Beer is good Beer is good Beer is good ....and stuff Beer is good Beer is good Beer is good Let's go drink some BEER Beer uh dude.. I think you've had enough ...NOOOO Let's go drink some beer. I am drunk, drunk as me, I am drunk, wheee I am drunk, drunk as me, I am drunk, wheee I am drunk, drunk as me, I am...

I Want A Long Island Ice Tea
I have been thinking for the last two nights about meeting my ex in a bar and getting hot and hotter and wondering if I would be drunk enough to take him somewhere that he has not seen in a long time. Should I show him what his missed? Or still let him think he is the s.., Should I smile all kind and sweet then leave him wondering where I went? I was thinking of a nice hotel with lights, camera, action and the rest. But, I just can't decide if I want a long island iced tea or just let it ride?

Surgery
Just wanted to let my friends know how surgery went today. They had a terrible time getting breathing tube down me. I will require special procedure if needed in future. It was used in December for skin graft surgery but records sent over didnt state why so anesthesist tried normal procedure first. NOW he knows why! LOL Doctor said a larger incision was needed but I was still pretty out of is so forgot to ask why. Other than that it went well. Recovery took longer for some reason as well but I am home now and gonnaslip into more comfy clothes and chill out for a bit. Thank you all for the kind thoughts, wishes and prayers. It was all very much appreciated. I have a wonderful group of friends here on fu and you are what keeps me from leaving. Love to you all! Deb

Whats It All About
oh whoaoh ohi never thought that i would ever love againi might be wrong cos i can feel it happeninga little scared but i am not petrifiedi love forever, i promise to stay by your sideheart broken, my first and never spokeni waited to hear and i gave it a yearso i stopped holding on and then you came alongand then you came alongI'm gonna, I'm I'm I'm gonnaI'll hold you and i love you the best that i canuntil you understand that i need your handand i can't dance alone cos the beat's just too slowthat's just the way love goes,that's just the way love goes (uh uh)i used to think that i would never get to bein love again cos that was the only one for meand now i feel that you have come and saved methis heart of mine awoken by your smileheart broken, my first and never spokeni waited to hear and i gave it a yearso i stopped holding on and then you came alongand then you came along

Something Different
So today I desided to take the kids out for lunch. while there they say that they would like to go to Wal-Mart to get new coloring books. So after our nice little lunch of to Wal-mart we go. So we are in and out which is pretty new cause i could spend hours with the kids there. (not a big shocker) So off on the long drive home we go. we live out in the boonies pretty much. While we drive down the wooded road i see a lil thing run across the road. I slam on my brakes trying to avoid what ever it is. Then I pull off to the side of the road cause I don't want anyone else to hit this little animal. To my surprise it was a baby kitten who has lost its mommy. She could be no more than 5 weeks old. I look around on both sides of the road. there was no mommy and no more kittens. So being the animal lover that I am I scoop up the little gal and bring her home. Of course the kids see her and fall in love with her and to my next surprise the dogs love her to. My other cat hates he with a

Delete Or Take A Break
i have been on fubar almost a year may 3rd will be a year.i am getting burnt out with fubar.my goal was to make the top 10 but that has all went backward.i made it as high as top no.18 rank before i started going backward.i am now no.25 top rank. fubar has nothing left for me to do. so my question to my real friends is should i just delete and say the hell with it? or should i just take a break for a while

Party Time
I'm thinking of having a get together on April 17th it's a birthday present to myself. I wanted to meet my friends in the area as I may be moving to KS this summer. I was thinking a karaoke party at Witchy's Bar. If anyone has any suggestions or is interested in attending please let me know

Ultra Street Entertainment
Ultra Street Entertainment needs your help. We are currently looking to secure a location for Cruisin' For a Cause in Mid 2010. We need your help to find and secure a location to hold the show. We are on a small budget for the first show as it is our first show as a company. If you can offer us any help, please email us and let us know how you can help us. Thank you very much in advance for your support and help.

Who Wants To Know Me
well im new to this, how i found out about this site, it was from my cousin's ex boyfriend... i have blue eyes, blonde hair, im abt 5'7, have an amazing protective loving boyfriend we have been together for 1 year. im currently a senior, will be graduating on may 30th, which means 2 days apart from my 19th bday on may 28th hehehe.. i can be outgoing, a bitch, rude, uptight, i have a major trust issues when it comes to people or anyone... i hate dramas, liars, perverts, pimps, sluts, whore, etcs... i do like to party but i have to control my drinking lol... whoever got myspace, and who wants to add me, then you need to ask me for it then i will find you... any more questions for me, ask away..

J's Voice
this is all fast, fast, fast i am trying to learn all of this.... this is a fantasy spot with me i am looking for dominant men who want to teach... or those who simply want to interact... but please be patient while i figure this out..

All Gave Some, Some Gave All
ETERNAL REST GRANT THEM O LORD, AND LET PERPETUAL LIGHT SHINE UPON THEM. I knew a man, called him Sandy Kane Few folks even knew his name But a hero, yes was he Left a boy, came back a man Still many just don't understand About the reasons we are free. I can't forget the look in his eyes Or the tears he cries As he said these words to me. All gave some, some gave all And some stood through for the red, white and blue Some had to fall And if you ever think of me Think of all your liberties and recall Some gave all. Now Sandy Kane is no longer here But his words are oh so clear As they echo through out our land For all his friends who gave us all Who stood the ground and took the fall To help their fellow man. Love your country and live with pride And don't forget those who died. America can't you see. All gave some and some gave all Some stood through for the red, white and blue And some had to fall And if you ever think of me Think of all your liberties and recall Some g

You Know You're In Missouri When...
For those of you that are not from the state enjoy the jokes. For those of you that are from my neck of the woods....*sigh* you know its ALL true!!!!! LMAO You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.You failed world geography in school because you thought Cuba, Florida, Versailles, California, Nevada, Houston, Cabool, Louisiana, Springfield, and Mexico were cities in Missouri.The phrase, "I'm going to the Lake this weekend," can mean only one thing. Little smokies are something you serve on special occasions. You know in your heart that Mizzou can beat Nebraska in football. You think Jesse James is a hero.You think I-44 is spelled "foarty-foar.”You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.You know all 4 seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer, and ConstructionYou can't think of anything better than sitting on the porch in the middle of the summer during a thunderstorm. You'll pay for your kids to go to college unless they want to go to KU. You kno

The Mary Poppins Bible...a Work In Progress...
The Mary Poppins Bible The Umerican Translation Chapter One. The world according to Bob..... And Bob decided the universe was a very lonely and boring place so The Bob took it upon himself to form a new craze. And what was this craze you ask, well my friends this craze has absolutely nothing to do with anything. This craze only pertains to two people on the face of the Earth. Bob had been watching these people for almost 29 years now and finally decided they should meet. The circumstances involving their meeting need not be discussed at this time. All you need to know is it happed when someone passed a phone to their friend and said " here talk to Penny" . Now you might be wondering what all this has to do with The Mary Poppins Bible or The Book as it is often referred to. The answer is simple....... Absolutely nothing...... Now one thing we must make very clear is that none of this will be very clear. There may be sometimes when you think The Book is starting to make sense,

Exiled's Thoughts And Stuff
This is something we should all read at least once a week, Written By Regina Brett, 90 years old, of The Plain Dealer, Cleveland, Ohio. "To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me. It is the most-requested column I've ever written. My odometer rolled over to 90 in August, so here is the column once more: 1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good. 2. When in doubt, just take the next small step. 3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. 4 Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch. 5. Pay off your credit cards every month. 6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree. 7. Cry with someone.. It's more healing than crying alone. 8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it. 9. Save for retirement starting with your first pay check. 10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile. 11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present. 12. It's

Working In Housekeeping
yeah so i work in housekeeping and i would like to tell you about the experiance i had in the last week. Well sunday i was striping the rooms of all the dirty linen out of the rooms when i knocked on one rooms door and no answer so i go in to strip it and i walk in on a really hot milf. she was completely naked just covering her breast up as i said i am sorry. i can tell you that the thirty seconds that it took me to say sorry to her i noticed that she was shaved. the thursday i went to deliver towels to a room and i knocked on the door on lady answered gave her the towels she went to give me the dirty towels and the other female guest came out of the bathroom naked starting to wrap the towel around her and she to was shaved so those are the reasons why i like to work in housekeeping

Fare The Well!
So I've come to the conclusion I have no real reason or desire to hold onto this profile on this website anymore. So, it's on the chopping block. I'll leave it up for the next couple days and post my messenger id's for anyone that wants them so you can contact me. Then, this thing hits the black hole. Yahoo ID: thexpricexofxfidelity MSN ID: fall.before.me@hotmail.com AIM ID: Handgun Lullaby

Fu-wedding Invitation For All April 25th!!!
JAGERMEISTER AND GLITTERKITTY INVITE YOU TO JOIN THEM IN VAMPY'S VAMPIRE CAVE FOR THEIR FU-WEDDING ON APRIL 18, 2009 FROM 5-10PM FU-TIME!! DURING THE FU-WEDDING RANDOM BLING WILL BE GIVEN OUT TO THOSE WHO RATE, FAN, ADD US, AND STOP IN VAMPY'S FOR THE WEDDING. BLING WILL BE TOTALLY RANDOM WE WILL CHOOSE SOMEONE THAT IS IN VAMPY'S AND THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED HAS RATED, FANNED, AND ADDED US BOTH!!! ALSO DURING THE FU-WEDDING ONE RANDOM SONG WILL BE CHOSEN AND IF YOU ARE PRESENT DURING THAT SONG YOU WILL BE ELIGIBLE FOR THE 1 MILLION FU-BUCKS GIVEAWAY!! THESE GIFTS WILL ONLY BE GIVEN OUT BETWEEN 5-10PM FU-TIME ON OUR FU-WEDDING DAY AND YOU MUST BE IN VAMPY'S TO BE ELIGIBLE!! IN ADDITION GLITTERKITTY AND JAGERMEISTER WILL BE RUNNING AUTO 11'S FROM 11AM FU-TIME SAT APRIL 18TH TO 11AM FU-TIME SUNDAY APRIL 19TH. DURING THAT TIME IF YOU RATE GLITTERKITTY'S PURPLE DREAMS FOLDER AND JAGERMEISTER'S GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS FOLDER AND THEN PM US BOTH YOU WILL BE

New Friend Please Add Her And Love Her!!!
PrettyBlueEyes90 PLEASE ADD HER AS A FRIEND... SHES NEW TO FUBAR AND IS A VERY GOOD FRIEND OF MINE.. LOVE HER AND TREAT HER LIKE YA DO ME!! THANKS ALL!!! LOVE YA!!! SWTFLGAL @ fubar

New Play Mate
Have been texting a friend on yahoo for just over a year... i have known him for many years.... a mutual attraction that was never spoken util a year ago.... He has had a crush on me for a very long time... and i knew that the first time i felt his body brush against mine! We have chatted online sexually for the last year and have done live cam only once with any intensity.... we have spoken often about for real... just life has been in the way... well life is moving out of the way!!!! MMMMM Lust... for REAL.... cant wait

Random Thoughts And Things
What they hell is the world coming to is there ever going to be a manly man again ??? It does not matter what the age is that I date they can not handle me working and going to school... They whine and b*tch and moan about "when are we gonna spend more time together?" OK I understand that realtionships are hard and take work but when I give all I can and the other person goes into it saying they support you and then when it coems down to it they cant handle it. THAT IS WHY I STAY SINGLE!!!! SCREW THE WHINEY ONES!!!!!! I mean its not like I would not fully support them in thier endeavors... and yes I have been there and fully supported my ex-husband while he went to school. SO I know what its like on the other side of it... I mean its not like it isnt hard for me too!!!! anyways I am just ranting on and on... cause it a pet peeve.

Simply Joy
When I sleep... I dream, simply joy.... I walk through life, simply with joy... When I hunger... I am consumed simply within the essense of joy... When Im exhausted from the days activity... I'm soothed simply within the warmth of joy... I'm simply, completely in love with my girl, named.... Joy... I love you baby girl (the pink is for you) ~W.H.~ ~2009~

Simple Complexity
thats right!! LIVE DJ Sets!! thats right, via shoutcast, Simple Complexity can do a fully personized DJ set,you tell them what you want, if they don't have it, they will get it.and you can have your set personalized, fully interactive, no playlist, hand mixed and cut, recorded if you wish (for a small $5 cost)and it's as private as you want it.. just you or up to 6 friends as well.all you need iscomputer with speakerswinamp, itunes, etc.. any kind of streaming audio player (we reccomend winamp)paypal account / or credit card/debit card(optional, but very helpful) an IM compatible with Yahoo or Windows Live Messenger/MSN$40 will get you 4 hours... YES 4 HOURS (most DJ's charge that much just for 2 hours of crap music)check out www.myspace.com/simplecomplexitysc for IM details.24/7 availability * , just IM ericdraven_00 on Yahoo messenger.* we reccomend checking the Simple Complexity MySpace and check the link to the Official Simple Complexty Calendar to check availablitly. Also, rea

The Love Letter
to whom it may concern, I seen you from the shadows of my mind but you would never get close enough fo rme to see your face. I watched you coutionly as you sat there watching me not knowing what or when you would say something. Scared of if you would leave and not come back, but never reliezing that it was fear i was scared of but of getting to close to you. As a great woman onced said " If you dont go after what you wont then how will you ever know that you want it " . When i see you from across the room my heart jumps a beat and i smile uncontrollingly then wonder why or how you can make someone do that and not knowingly know they are. If it is a spell dont remove it , if it is a karma then so be it , but dont tell me it is fate because fate is something i can never understand. We worry about things in our life that just dont make sense then here this happens and no one but us knows it. I sit back and think about you wondering what you think about this whole ordeal or am i getting

Check Out This Amazing Man
So I am sure that every married lady out there will most likely say the same thing about their husband, and I am also sure that it is true for them. Just like it is true for me. My husband cj also known as the oh so appropriate name of automatic leg spreada in the wonderful land of fubar. He had such a rough life, has been through so much and is dealing with so much currently. You would think that there would come a point in someones life where they just cant handle anymore. Not this amazing man. Yeah of course he is human and at times the stress is to much but he somehow manages to pull it together and be this strong, loving, generous, loyal man. Not one day goes by no matter what he is dealing with that he does not show in someway or another or a million little ways that he loves me. The kind of love we have is the kind that not very many are lucky enough to find. We both came into this relationship extremely hurt from our past relationships, and it was hard for us to both tru

Plant An Acorn
It has become plain that when candidate Obama talked about change--he was talking about using the system to create permanent liberal control of the federal government. Our Constitution requires we take a population census every 10 years. "Ok -- so what?" you might ask. Well -- the future shape of Congress, state legislatures and the balance of political power between states are at stake. This is because individual election district lines will be redrawn based on the Census figures.The Census further determines changes in population and demographics across the country and has an impact on the amount of federal funds which are allotted to individual states. It determines the number of Representatives each state has in the U.S. House and therefore the make-up of the Electoral College that will determine the outcome of the 2012 Presidential election. It seems the Obama Administration has plans to rig the Census results. President Obama's old friends from ACORN, the leftist, urban "co

Wolfsden
I am easy going guy, living in Arizona, Comfortable with myself, and people around me, I like intellectual conversations, And love to have fun, Poetry in particular,,, Movies,, that sorta thing,, I like to apply what I have learn to practical life situations,, I love the colors Blue and Black,, Perhaps it’s the ying and yang sorta thing,,,I thought this was a good time to update my profile, I’m wondering why people go through the point of making a profile, if they leave a bogus e-mail address, this doesn’t make much sense. Anyway,,, I just moved to Tempe Arizona,, in a very nice apartment, I’m impressed at up-keep, I will see how things, its a lot closer to my work, this is the first time in 3 years with the company that I was able to move closer so that a huge plus, I didn’t really like Mesa also much, Tempe seams to be a happen city. Hmmm, What I seek in a mate, I don’t have a ideal as it says on the profile, I do know what I’m looking for in

Against The Wall ~story~
My head relaxed, bending slightly to the side. Your hot breath lingered along the soft curve of my neck. Searching lips scorched the delicate skin and melted into its softness. My eyes, that were closed and lost in the moment, opened slowly. I stared through their lust-filled glaze into the night sky. I noticed that the moon was barely visible, offering only a small glimmer of light to see by. The stars twinkled brightly against the ink-like blackness of the night. I could hear voices talking excitedly nearby, as they made their way inside the bar. Music could be heard radiating through the thick wall behind me. It’s sultry beat influenced my response. You pressed me firmly against the wall, to restrain me from too much movement. Your need for dominance became evident. Roaming hands were allowed a brief moment of exploration before you grasped my wrists, pinning them above my head. One strong hand was all it took to keep me immobile from the waist up. Your free hand was searc

The Definition Of True Friends/love
you know as i sit here and have time to think alot has come across my brain and alot of what ive been thinking isnt very good... I have given up the hope and idea of haveing hardly any friends in this state known as missouri..aka missery...and the nickname is truth.. I live in a crappy lil hick town which tech..i live out side that small lil town known as center...there is absolutely nothing to do out here at all....besides hunting and fishing and this time of the year its not bambi season and fishing spot was destroyed due to the bad major flooding we had last summer so...again nothing to do... So,I get online hoping to find cool friends that don't live to far away to be able to hang out with and enjoy the very short life that we all have..To make plenty of memories and fun times with.... Mission is a complete failure....The people I've attempted to befriend with have either stop speaking to me for whatever reasons or just are full of shit..pardon my french but thats the tru

The Rude People Of Fubar
I HAVE NEVER COME ACROSS, MEN WHO ARE SO RUDE, JUDGMENTAL AND VERY VERY ABNOXIOUS! YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME AND ARE ABLE TO TALK TO ME HOWEVER YOU WANT! WELL YOU CANT AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO TRY AND GET RUDE I BLOCK YOU ASAP! THIS IS A FAKE LITTLE WORLD THAT YOU THINK IS REAL! THIS IS JUST LIKE MYSPACE BUT WITH DIRTY PICTURES!!!!! GROW UP EVERYONE ITS JUST THE INTERNET!

Omg!!!!!!
As most people already know, I'm getting married this August. It just occur to me in the last couple of weeks that, OMG, I have less than 5 months to get everything done! Now, yes I know I sound like a young girl planning her very first wedding, but the truth is that this is my 2nd go round with the marriage thing. I just hope and pray that this time, it works out a lot better. But I do know this, I am happy with Adam and we arent even married yet. Yes, he does do things that get on my nerves but let's face it, all men do at one time or another LOL! I mean, this time I'm actually going to wear a wedding dress, which is custom made, I will have 1 maybe 2 flower girls, and everything is coordinated according to our wedding theme. I didn't have any of this the 1st time I got married, I'm not even nervous at all about the wedding, I am excited though. I love receptions, all the dancing and seeing the people that you dont get to see on a regular basis. Plus planning the wedding and

My Best Friend
TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT . DURING SOME POINT OF THE JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE IN THE FACE THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING, WROTE IN THE SAND , TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE .. THEY KEPT ON WALKING, UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS, WHERE THEY DECIDED TO TAKE A BATH . THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN SLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THE MIRE AND STARTED DROWNING, BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM. AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM THE NEAR DROWNING, HE WROTE ON A STONE: "TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE" THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPED AND SAVED HIS BEST FRIEND ASKED HIM, "AFTER I HURT YOU, YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW, YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?" THE FRIEND REPLIED "WHEN SOMEONE HURTS US WE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN IN SAND, WHERE WINDS OF FORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY. BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING GOOD FOR US, WE M UST ENGRAVE IT IN STONE WHERE NO WIND CAN EVER ERASE IT" LEARN TO WRITE YOUR HURTS IN THE SAND AND TO CARVE Y

The "little" Things
As you might remember, the head of a company survived 9/11 because his son started kindergarten. Another fellow was alive because it was His turn to bring donuts. One woman was late because her Alarm clock didn't go off in time. One was late because of being stuck on the NJ TurnpikeBecause of an auto accident. One of them Missed his bus.

Tired--liberals Whiny Asses Need Not Read
"I'm Tired" by Robert A. Hall I'll be 73 soon. Except for one semester in college when jobs were scarce,and a six-month period when I was between jobs, but job-hunting every day,I've worked, hard, since I was 13. Despite some health challenges, I stillput in 50-hour weeks, and haven't called in sick in seven or eight years. Imake a good salary, but I didn't inherit my job or my income, and I workedto get where I am. Given the economy, there's no retirement in sight, andI'm tired. Very tired. I'm tired of being told that I have to "spread the wealth around" to peoplewho don't have my work ethic. I'm tired of being told the government willtake the money I earned, by force if necessary, and give it to people toolazy or stupid to earn it. I'm tired of being told that I have to pay more taxes to "keep people intheir homes." Sure, if they lost their jobs or got sick, I'm willing tohelp. But if they bought McMansions at three times the price of ou

Prayer Requests...please Take Seriously
I AM NOTICING THAT ALOT OF PEOPLE ARE IN NEED OF EITHER ENCOURAGEMENT, PRAYERS, OR JUST A SIMPLE I AM WISHING YOU AND YOURS GREAT BLESSINGS. PLEASE KEEP THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE IN YOUR PRAYERS AND THOUGHTS.... RAIDERSPHAN AND HIS MOM ARE IN NEED OF PRAYER FOR HEALTH REASONS DIBS FATHER -- HEALTH REASONS VnWARDOG -- HEALTH REASON SEABREEZE -- HER FAMILY LOST EVERYTHING IN A WILD FIRE IN TEXAS PLEASE PRAY FOR THESE HOTT LIPS MEMBERS... IF YOU WANT TO BE ADDED TO THE LIST OF PEOPLE TO PRAY FOR OR KNOW SOMEONE THAT NEEDS SOME ENCOURAGEMENT PLEASE PM ME AND I WILL ADD THEM TO THE LIST... WITH LOTS OF LOVE HOTT LIPS MANAGEMENT

Hott Lips Spring Auction
HOTT LIPS SPRING STAFF AUCTIONDEADLINE REMINDER - TOMORROW MORNING 10 AM EDT (FRIDAY)HOW TO ENTER:LOOK IN DIBS' DEFAULT FOLDER OF PICTURESTHERE IS AN OLD AUCTION POSTERLOOK AT WHAT I OFFERED FOR IDEAS ON YOUR OFFERYOU MAY PICK FROM THOSE OR ADD OR DO LESS - IT'S UP TO YOU ---- THE FU-BUX IN THE AUCTION GO TO YOU... NO 10% OR ANYTHING TO LOUNGE THE OFFER NEEDS TO BE SENT TO HATESAFORD OR ME - FU-MAIL - DEADLINE: 10 AM EDT TOMORROW AUCTION BEGINS MONDAY, APRIL 13, 8 AM EDT & RUNS THRU FRIDAY, APRIL 17, 10 PM EDT TO BID - GO TO HOTT LIPS PROFILE PAGE - PIX - LEAVE PHOTO COMMENT ON PERSON'S OFFER PIC WITH BID OVER THE ONE UNDERNEATH WINNERS WITH HIGHEST BID WILL BE CONTACTED SATURDAY NIGHT 4/18 AT 9 EDT SEND AUCTIONEE FU-BUX - - IF NOT PD BY MONDAY - THE WINNER WILL BE THE NEXT HIGHEST BID.

My Apology To Women Everywhere
first I would like to apologize to women everywhere for all the idiotic so called men that treat you like crap.....please try to remember there are still some good men out there...we aren't all dirt bags just looking for cyber sex and nude pics...just don't ask me to be your boyfriend I am taken right now...lol...anyway....I just don't understand how someone can call them self a man yet treat women that like to dress sexy and have fun with this site with their friends like pieces of meat...I think I can speak for real men everywhere...go fucking find a gutter to crawl up in and die you give the rest of us a bad name....again I am sorry that so many women have to put up with that kind of treatment.....

Hateful Little Gurl
The Words She Writes Will Change The WorldShe'S Much Smarter Than MeInside She Writes A Side Of HerselfShe Won'T Let Me SeeSuch A Hateful Little GirlHer Little Book Is Her Whole WorldIt'S All There In Her Little BookAnd I Can'T Help But WonderBut She Says I'Ll Never UnderstandShe Says There'S No Love AndEveryones Out To Get HerShe Keeps Me Shut Out And I Don'T Want To Let HerSuch A Hateful Little GirlHer Little Book Is Her Whole WorldIt'S All There In Her Little BookAnd I Can'T Help But WonderWhat Chapter I Fit Under, YeahI'M A Stone Age Male And That'S A FactThere'S So Much More To Me Than ThatSuch A Hateful Little GirlHer Little Book Is Her Whole WorldShe'S Writing In Her LittleBook, She Don'T Like MeBut She'S Got Me HookedAnd I Can'T Help But WonderWhat She'S Like Between The CoversAnd I Can'T Help But Wonder

She Love Me
http://www.mp3lyrics.org/dRa She Loves Me It'S Not Just In My HeadShe Loves Me Even Though It'S Not Been SaidAnd If Anything Means Anything ThenThis Means Something GoodAnd I Guess I'D Love Her Back If I Only CouldShe Loves Me I Can See It When She Smiles Ear To EarShe Loves Me And I'M Sure That She Can'T HearHow I Scream Out For Someone ElseWhen I'M Asleep Or By MyselfHow I'M So Sad I Hate Myself Don'TKnow Where To Go For HelpHer Love Could Never Grow SourBecomes More Pure With Every HourAnd I Never Wanted Anything Like That From HerBut Still She Loves Me She Loves MeShe Loves Me It'S Not Just In My HeadShe Loves Me Even Though It'S Not Been SaidAnd If Anything Means Anything ThenThis Means Something GoodI Guess I'D Love Her Back If I Only CouldShe Loves Me And I Know She Can Accept Me For MyselfShe Loves Me But I'M Sure That She Can'T HelpHow I'M This Close To Cashing InHow I Chase Dreams That Don'T ExistHow I Hate Girls And I Hate My LifeThe Pain That

Stuff
Heard this tonight and definitely hit a chord with me. Perfect song...especially the parts in bold...Justin Timberlake - What Goes Around Comes AroundHey girl, is he everything you wanted in a man?You know I gave you the worldYou had me in the palm of your handSo why your love went awayI just can't seem to understandThought it was me and you babeMe and you until the endBut I guess I was wrongDon't want to think about itDon't want to talk about itI'm just so sick about itCan't believe it's ending this wayJust so confused about itFeeling the blues about itI just can't do without yaTell me is this fair?Is this the way it's really going down?Is this how we say goodbye?Should've known better when you came aroundThat you were gonna make me cryIt's breaking my heart to watch you run around'Cause I know that you're living a lieThat's okay baby 'cause in time you will find...What goes around, goes around, goes aroundComes all the way back aroundWhat goes around, goes around, goes aroundComes al

Lifes Meaning To Some
I used to roll the diceFeel the fear in my enemy's eyesListen as the crowd would sing:"Now the old king is dead! Long live the king!"One minute I held the keyNext the walls were closed on meAnd I discovered that my castles standUpon pillars of salt and pillars of sandI hear Jerusalem bells a ringingRoman Cavalry choirs are singingBe my mirror my sword and shieldMy missionaries in a foreign fieldFor some reason I can't explainOnce you go there was never, never an honest wordThat was when I ruled the worldIt was the wicked and wild windBlew down the doors to let me in.Shattered windows and the sound of drumsPeople couldn't believe what I'd becomeRevolutionaries waitFor my head on a silver plateJust a puppet on a lonely stringOh who would ever want to be king?I hear Jerusalem bells a ringingRoman Cavalry choirs are singingBe my mirror my sword and shieldMy missionaries in a foreign fieldFor some reason I can't explainI know Saint Peter won't call my nameNever an honest wordBut that was wh

Making History...destroying Freedom
Subject: Making history -- destroying freedomTim Wood is a professor of History and Political Science at Southwest Baptist University, Bolivar, Missouri . SOMETHING OF HISTORIC PROPORTIONS IS HAPPENINGBy Tim WoodI am a student of history. Professionally. I have written 15 books in six languages, and have studied it all my life. I think there is something monumentally large afoot, and I do not believe it is just a banking crisis, or a mortgage crisis, or a credit crisis. Yes these exist, but they are merely single facets on a very large gemstone that is only now coming into sharper focus.Something of historic proportions is happening. I can sense it because I know how it feels, smells, what it looks like, and how people react to it. Yes, a perfect storm may be brewing, but there is something happening within our country that has been evolving for about ten - fifteen years. The pace has dramatically quickened in the past two.We demand and then codify into law the r

Radio
well looks like I will be djing again for rockinroaylradio...if you want to hear me on the air I will be on on sat and on friday...just drop by the station's website to see the times and chat with other djs.... www.rockinroyalradio.com

The Way I Feel
To Anthony suppose i called you up tonite and told you that i loved yousuppose i said i wanna come back homesuppose i cried said i think i finally learned my lessonand im tired spendint all my time aloneif i told you that i realized youre all i ever wanted and its killin me to be so far awaywould you tell me that you loved me toand we would cry togetheror would you simply laugh at me and sayi told you so, oh i told you soi told you some day you come crawling backand asking me to take you ini told you so, but you had to gonow i found sumbody new and you willnever break my heart into againif i got down on my knees and told youi was yours foreverwould you get down yours to and take my handwould get that old time feelinwould we laugh and talk for hoursthey way our love first beganwould you tell me that you missed tooand that youd been so lonelyand you waited for the day i returnand wed live in love forever and that im your one and onlyor wuld you say the tables finely turned

My Account
Well I am sayin good bye to this account ... I want to thank everyone but its not worth it to be honest ... not to many on my friends have been honest yet let alone show they where true friends ... I do have new account and I been workin on it ... I will only add people who I can call real true friends and who have earn it ... its shame people play there games and hide shit ... but i wont brin it out , i let the secret come out and hurt themself ... if anyone is 100% serious about addin to my new account , you have to to understand when you are added you need to learn to chat not play games

~little Dick~
Little Dick Murphy little dic...: hahaha.so your the guy that buys 30 day blasts for chicks on here who are actually guys posting pics of chicks from porno sites.lmfao.you're a bright one guido..: it'd would be great to know who they are....and thx for the insight....it's hard keeping up with everything sometimes....and ur right...it's not that bright if that's happening...thank you. This is what I signed on to today...I came on with hopes of helping My Precious Friend "Black Widow" with her Happy Hour but missed it by one hour...sorry C. I only try to help and never ask anything in return...if I have sent gifts, bling, blasts, etc to someone posing as something other that who they really are then that is more a reflection on them then on me. I'm not here for Tits and Ass...I'm here for friends and sometimes flirtations. "Little Dick Murphy" sent that message to me...I don't know him from Adam and if he knows about a fake poser then he should step up and expose them to keep thi

Thursday Nights
so as always every thursday night i watch movies at the theatre that i work at. and last thursday was the night i had been waiting for quit some time the new Fast and Furious came out and boy was i happy. i love to watch the fast cars and the hot girls and this movie lived up to its name it was the best out of the 4 set and i cant wait to sit down and watch it again

Lounge Review
RADIO STORM (59077)“Come Feel the Noise!”Owners: DJ Stormie and SmittyStorm is an all-ages, all-genres music lounge with a professional edge, featuring 15 scheduled DJs, a request line box app, a solid team of enthusiastic greeters, expert promoters and an ever upbeat vibe….the generous staff will get your buzz meter up to 100% and beyond within minutes at this crackin' party!Storm is a well-rounded and experienced lounge with something for everyone.The owners also have a Fubar-approved Shoutcast hosting software business, and are highly recommended for anyone wanting to start a Fubar lounge and implement online DJ technology.Contact the owners for information.

I'm So Confused!!!
At what age should a parent talk to their kids about sex??? I have a lil girl in 3rd grade & her classmates made up a club where they are only allowed to talk about sex!!! So she comes & starts throwing me all kinds of questions.... I freaked out cause thats my BABY GURL & i wanted her to know when i did..... WTF is going on with these kids now & days?!

Letting Go
This was up on the bulletin board at a place I go for classes and meetings and support groups and I thought I would share it here with all of you. It's about learning when to let go. > To "LET GO" does not mean to stop caring. It means I can't do it for someone else.> To "LET GO" is not to cut myself off. It's the realization that I can't control another.> To "LET GO" is not to enable, but to allow learning from natural consequences.> To "LET GO" is to admit powerlessness, which means the outcome is not in my hands.> To "LET GO" is not to try to change or blame another. It's to make the most of myself.> To "LET GO" is not to care for...but to care about.> To "LET GO" is not to fix, but to be supportive.> To "LET GO" is not to judge, but to allow another to be a human being.> To "LET GO" is not to be in the middle arranging all the outcomes, but to allow others to affect their own destinies.> To "LET GO" is not to be protective. It's to permit another to face their reality.> To "LET GO

It So Hard To Say Good Bye !!!
This was up on the bulletin board at a place I go for classes and meetings and support groups and I thought I would share it here with all of you. It's about learning when to let go. > To "LET GO" does not mean to stop caring. It means I can't do it for someone else.> To "LET GO" is not to cut myself off. It's the realization that I can't control another.> To "LET GO" is not to enable, but to allow learning from natural consequences.> To "LET GO" is to admit powerlessness, which means the outcome is not in my hands.> To "LET GO" is not to try to change or blame another. It's to make the most of myself.> To "LET GO" is not to care for...but to care about.> To "LET GO" is not to fix, but to be supportive.> To "LET GO" is not to judge, but to allow another to be a human being.> To "LET GO" is not to be in the middle arranging all the outcomes, but to allow others to affect their own destinies.> To "LET GO" is not to be protective. It's to permit another to face their reality.> To "LET

Saving Able--addidcted Lyrics
SAVING ABLE ADDICTED LYRICS I'm so addicted to All the things you do When you're going down on me In between the sheets All the sounds you make With every breath you take It's unlike anything When you're loving me Oh girl lets take it slow So as for you well you know where to go I want to take my love and hate you till the end It's not like you to turn away From all the bullshit I can't take It's not like me to walk away I'm so addicted too all the things You do when you're going down on me In between the sheets All the sounds you make With every breathe you take It's unlike anything When you're loving me Yeah I know when it's getting rough All the times we spend When we try to make This love something better than Just making up again It's not like you to turn away All the bullshit I can't take Just when I think I can walk away, I'm so addicted to all the things You do when you're going on me In between the sheets All the sounds you make With every breathe you take It's unlike

Confusion
Wow where to begin, last night was completely a mind fuck. As I search for answers to my past, a old friend turns up on here. Although I can't recall much about her I do remember her name and can't forget her face. I don't recall the last time we spoke to each other or how things even ended. I do remember where she lived when we were friends. Maybe she will be able to help fill in some of the blanks in my past. Although we have both gone our seperate ways, I hope to be able to still have the friendship we once shared. Last night the dream I had about her felt so real, I'm not sure if it was something that really happened or if it is my mind playing tricks on me. Hopeful time will tell and maybe some of my past will be revealed. Please help I need to know what happened.

There Are No Words
There are no words that I could say, But I can sit here and wipe your tears away. Your life will forever be broken, It is now without those little words that once we're spoken. I can feel your pain, Yet I can see your strength the same. There are no words that could heal that empty place inside, There are thoughts of you I share with pride. When you have moments of doubt, Think of your Love he could not live without. Take a look inside yourself, You'll see, You are the Mother noone else could ever be. He has earned his "Angel Wings." " I am Free," he sings. Don't think of me as gone, Think of me as "Life's Happy Song." I know that you and Daddy miss me so, I am now in heaven shinning from the stars, I will forever glow, and grow. Don't cry Mommy, I am alright. So dry those tears, Keep me in sight. I will forever be in your dreams, So please don't cry for me. I will always walk with you, Take my hand, and lead the way. I will follow you through each struggling

Living In A Box.
Been living out of a box for way to long. I can't wait to get all my stuff in the same space again. Once all set up ..time to save for my car. I hope to have it on the road by the end of May or sooner. It is going to be crazy trying to fit all my stuff in a 3 bedroom. I'm thinking maybe doing a yard sale. I'm looking forward to setting up the tattoo room and craft room. Will be fun to do some work again. Need to finish some of my ink . I have 2 tattoo's i want to do.One for my dad RIP . & one for my Son. Going to be hard to put all of my dad in one tattoo. He was my hero and i miss him so much. My birthday is coming up and i really have no plans on doing anything yet. If you have an idea send me it.

Deadlyvampress
Little ones are so adorable when you have them running around the place. You can't get enough of them saying mommy and daddy as they try so hard to get your attention. We love our little ones so much that we can be a bit over protective of them. Now they may be all grown up they will always be our little ones.

On Air @ Dawnstarradio
Got a new DJ in town @ Party Pad Lounge Preforming Live From DawnStarRadioStarting Sat. April 11 2009 From 8 pm to 10 pm Cst time.His stage name is DJ BAMAHis show is called Lil Bit Of Country Come one come all if your not a member you can feel free to join or you can just enjoy the tunes. Thanks AKA DJ BAMAWillie

Great Guys Finish Last
I don't know about most of ya, but i always hear "your a great guy and i rather have you as a friend". I hear it every time i try to get with a girl, they say it without giving me a chance mijority of the time or they would just come out and say that they just f**ked two of my freinds then luagh... I know im a great guy but dont use that against me, hell! i might be from missouri but i aint dumb. then there are those girls that take a good hearted men for granted and just use them and kick them while they'er down. dont get me wrong us guys do it to but not all. after all is said and done though i sit back drink and think about what just happened and said... i've been kicked around a few times in past relationships though everybody has, dont get me wrong every relationship has there faults. i could put a girl on top of the world where she is in the hevens, but she'll take it for granted never fells. for the girls that have given me a chance i thank them then leave on peaceful terms wi

Punkhorse
leathernroses.com Words echo through these walls Images flash infront of me Blood running hot Heart pounding Nothing can satisfy the urges Feeling the pain I try to cry out Yet blocked from doing so Heat stings my flesh Tears falling down my face The animal within claws Yearns to be free These ropes bind me Leaving me exposed to your gaze What can I do? Moments seem to turn to years Pain becoming pleasure My spirit soaring high Muffled cries for more My submission Becoming eminent Nerves on fire My body begging for release Yet it comes swiftly And powerfully I cry out Tears falling faster Moans turn to sobs Its all over My mind floating to the surface A smile on my face I realize It’s only the beginning.

Com Bid On Me
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Stuff About Life,and From The Heart.
Bury all your secrets in my skin Come away with innocence, and leave me with my sins The air around me still feels like a cage And love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again? So if you love me, let me go. And run away before I know. My heart is just too dark to care. I can't destroy what isn't there. Deliver me into my Fate - If I'm alone I cannot hate I don't deserve to have you? My smile was taken long ago / If I can change I hope I never know I still press your letters to my lips And cherish them in parts of me that savor every kiss I couldn't face a life without your light But all of that was ripped apart? when you refused to fight So save your breath, I will not hear. I think I made it very clear. You couldn't hate enough to love. Is that supposed to be enough? I only wish you weren't my friend. Then I could hurt you in the end. I never claimed to be a Saint? My own was banished long ago / It took the Death o

Three Somes....
...ok...so I'm game for the occasional girl on girl ....I actually love it when I'm drinking or high or stoned or whatever combination of party favors...call it the love of inhibition or the desire to feeeeelllll everything and new things....this is just as much for me with a guy as it is a chic or both... Anyway...I'm not sure if it is just me or the female species in general, but when I want to have and share a woman with a man....it can't be planned...it's one of those things that "happens"...it takes what I want to get me in that mode, mood and mindset....whether it be a few drinks or whatever...but it does take attraction, women, at least the ones I have talked to about it or been with, men can pretty much jump in the sack with anything that has tits and a pussy, get off and go home....if I am fucking "my guy" and a chic and the playing is going on, I want to enjoy it...I want to be the one with the control...I put my HUSBAND's dick in another woman while she was eating me out...

Something I Just Thought Up!!!:)
Now's a good time to write songs about ya life and the shit thats gone wrong no reason to hide what you really feel inside dont give a damn tell the people what's for real that's how you make it everyday alive put pen to paper heal the pain deep inside and the hurt,scars from a troubled past live,love,laugh till your last.... thats all for now couldnt think of nothing else:)

Relize
I reilize that who I use to be doesn't determine who I have to be Given a chance to learn with each of life's mistakes and downfalls A fork in the river aloughs me to look two diffrent ways and decide The unintentinal pain I caused gives me a perspective I don't want Facing both me's seems somewhat unfair until shown both sides Could I love enough to change another given what I now know Control is an illusion and fear is the trigger that brings a false peace The true pain of others has been cheapend by lies of self-pity Munipulation becomes its own worst enemy and it leaves you alone End game nothing repeated and regrets only keep you weak

About Me
My name is james and i am from the net. i am here to make friends and rate those who rate me. if you want to hate please just leave... if you want me to rate you rate my default and any pics you please i will rate back asap. fan me ill do the same if you want added please do so after rating me.

Tomclancy Rockz!
I casually stumbled upon a bushel of overflowing ubundence, only to find rotton moldy cores of frosted and weathered nectarines, bitter from a hard winter of solitude and BRUTAL oppression. Tomclancy rocks because he walks with a hand of righteousness down his pants and keeps his hat down out of respect for the ugliness of his forehead. On a quest, a quest for a pony, and my dreams have been stolen. A man smelling of cheap crappy single malt scotch and stale hooker crawl and newport lights. A man with little or no tolerance for alcohol, an insatiatble boner for life, and a pony-shaped hole in his heart. Seriously, he's bleeding internally. The fucking rubicks cube is not gonna plug that shit up. Nurse, stat, CCs, gloves, prep, and various other medical terminology.

I'm Happy There's No Meaning To Life, But To Live!
in the end, nothing matters, EVERYTHING ENDS! so why worry about a dead future? live for the moment, life's too short worry about the end. so this is my first blog on here... i feel as if i have to say something that's lasting or sounds important, i like talking about ideas... i'm not sure wdf to write atm, i'm dragging right now, sometimes i can be quite the chatter box, other times... i dig the silence

Poem
A True Friend Till The End Of Time Wrote This Poem For Me Several Months Ago I Wanted To Share It With You All Thank You Ken The Rose THere is nothing quite so beautiful as a Rose From whence the beauty came God only knows Though a Rose may be fullof spines and thornsSometimes it takes a little pain for such beauty to be bornThe Rose is one of Gods Greatest creationsNo man can duplicate it it would be just a cheap imitationIt's beauty is so pleasingto the eye With out in life my heart would surely die By Ken Ford © 2006 Ken Ford (All rights reserved)

Stay Alert! They Walk Among Us... And They Vote And They Reproduce...heeeere's Your Sign!!!
IDIOT SIGHTING: We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large'enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not.. Four is larger than two..." We haven't used Sears repair since. IDIOT SIGHTING: My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, "You gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back." She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said "We're sorry but we cannot do that kind of thing." The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.. Do

Are You A Good Lover?
Somehow I have been fortunate to have three very good lovers in my life .... it is not their sexual prowess that makes them good lover, though they are certainly nothing to sneeze at, and many would have to go a long way to top any one them, that is not their secret to a good lover, it is them themselves. But it is the other elements that make them special: their compassion, their kindness, their intelligence, and even their psychic ability to somehow know when I need them the most.I no say I was in love with any of them,they just to me made great lovers. My lovers have all been gracious enough to place me in a high position in their lives, to make me feel wanted, sexy, needed, that is truly a high honor for any human. For when a person knows they are accepted and wanted, there is no greater ego booster. And in return they get back tenfold of what they give to me for I feel free to share myself with them.What do they do that is special: they give to me their time, their attention a co

To Every Guy
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down.To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls.To every guy that said he would die for her.To every guy that really would.To every guy that did what she wanted to do.To every guy that cried in front of her. ....To every guy that she cried in front of...To every guy that holds hands with her.To every guy that kisses her with meaning.To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.....To every guy that would give his seat up...To every guy that just wants to cuddle.To every guy that reassured her that she was b

About Me And All Me
I AM A MOM OF 4 KIDS AND A LOVING WIFE.......ALL I WANT IS A FRIEND NOTHING MORE IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT.. I AM VERY SORRY FOR YOU.. I DON'T NEED THE BULL SH** FROM NO ONE..SO IF YOU ALL STILL WANT TO BE MY FRIEND THATS KOOL..IF YOU ALL WANT TO HAVE FRIENDLY FLIRTING IS SAFE.. BUT NO SEX TALK AT ALL. if you all want to have sex talk at all go find someone how can.. im not going to do that to my husband .........if you all don't like it then dont become my friend ......remember that i am a loving mom and a loving wife SO.. please know the BOUNDRIES NO CALLING ME SEXY OR HOTTY OR HOT I DON'T IT AT ALL SO....THANK you for being my FRIEND'S........ AND HAVE A BLESS DAY..............

Fun Stuff
We've been with each other all day and we've had a really great time and since iwe really don't have anything to do I check into a hotel for the night and i ask if you would like to stay with me, you agree and so we head up to them room, we get our showers and start talking some more, but then i notice that i'm strangely drawn to you and i ask if i could give you a neck rub, "I give good ones" ,I add. you let me and i ask you to lay on your stomach. You do and i stradle you. I start rubbing your neck and your back and you seem to be enjoying it because i could swear that you are moaning,so I lean over and whisper in your ear, "You're really starting to turn me on." You get this devious little smile on your face as look back at me and say "oh really?!?!?!" in a very sarcastic manner. I reply "yes you are." and i get off of you and lay by you. I gently grasp your hand and i kiss it. and then i moave down to your wrist where i gently nibble at it. after wards i climb over you and i start

Train Of Life
'The Train of Life' Some folks ride the train of life Looking out the rear, Watching miles of life roll by, And marking every year. They sit in sad remembrance, Of wasted days gone by, And curse their life for what it was, And hang their head and cry. But I don't concern myself with that, I took a different vent, I look forward to what life holds, And not what has been spent. So strap me to the engine, As securely as I can be, I want to be out on the front, To see what I can see. I want to feel the winds of change, Blowing in my face, I want to see what life unfolds, As I move from place to place. I want to see what's coming up, Not looking at the past, Life's too short for yesterdays, It moves along too fast. So if the ride gets bumpy, While you are looking back, Go up front, and you may find, Your life has jumped the track. It's all right to remember, That's part of history, But up front's where it's happening, There's so much mystery. The enjoyment of living, Is not where we have be

Stiletto Girls
Come join my modest gathering of sexy Fubar members who all share a passion for heels. Just give me a shout if you want me to pimp your ass off. XXXXX FOUNDER XXXXX JJ - Stiletto Girl - Heels & Wheels Girl - Passions Girl XXXXXXXX MANAGEMENT XXXXXXXX Angel Eyes1974~co owner*stiletto girls~w.i.s.e.u.k.f.~U.K.L~the sisterhood~ NO fan NO add~pls sign m Ambivalent Goddess~*Personal Assistant and member of the Stiletto Girl*~ Lily / Stiletto Girls HostessXXXXXXXXXX PROMOTER XXXXXXXXXX HeyYouAwake2 XXXXXXXX SECURITY AKA THE BOSS XXXXXXXX MAVERICK2009 XXXXXXXXX MEMBERS XXXXXXXXXX bialicia ~ Proud Member of the Stiletto Girls ~ Jilly Baby~

Rating
You know I'm sick and tired of seeing people asking for help to level up and when someone like me goes and helps them out with their rates. They Turn around and just rate the profile. What kind of shit is that. i rate 100 to 200 of yours and you turn around and rate one out of all mine. Don't ya think that's being selfish just a bit.If you don't like rating people, then you should return the favor by giving them a gift like a small BLING that's 1-3 credits depending on how many rates they do. or something and not be a greedy ass, that's trying to make it to the top before everyone else... *This doesn't apply to some of my new friends or the people that return their favors with Blings and rates. * Its to all the Greedy Bastards out there that dont return not even a quarter of what you gave them.You know my time is as presicous as yours is. I may have the common sense not to spend my hard earn money on some website.But I do return all rates, add's, fanning, etc. i even pimp out the

Done
in life there are many turns of events and disappointments.. but honestly i think thats all its cracked up to be.. Never put yourself in a vulnerable position.. its not worth it EVER.. never let your guard down.. never give it all away.. and i never will...

Fake A$$ People
Do you honestly think you hurt my feeling that you removed me from your friends list.. Give Me A Fucking break .I dont need fake ass people like you and your SO CALLED FRIENDS that like to run their mouth .Call me a follower and saying its my loss,b/c i disowned A two face person .And i Really dont give two flying fucks you getting tired of seeing me change my status.... At least i have interesting thing to say unlike your lil 23 yrs old friend doesnt... Oh And dont you worry how i know what the fuck your saying , it aint none of your fucking business. Just know I have my sources . And i aint a pussy to call you out on it , unlike ya'll talking about people behind their backs.. it just shows how PATHETIC YOU REALLY ARE.

The Hardest Riddle
I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle? 97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the correct answer?

Tagged
ok so i got tagged by 2 fuckers that think their the shit... ok so your supposed to write 10 things randomnly..anyways.. things.. weird things about or facts about yourself.. pretty much shit that u dont like or cant stand or on the other hand... things that u absolutely love.. here goes... 1. One thing that I cannot stand in any way is the mexican mamacitas at the walmart supercenter that take their goddamn cart and just outta nowhere hit u in the back of the heel with it... u stop what ur doin and ur like. wtf was that... u turn around to see what dumbass has just hit you.. well ya should have known.. damn beaner bitches! She mumbles off something that u have no idea what she just said bc guess what? U havent spoken a lick of spanish in your entire life... so u politely say.. oh, thats ok. But its really not...so before I get to 2..Im gonna tell you what to do after you have said oh, thats ok.. you start goin down the aisle, turn the corner, go up the next aisle, then turn th

Sexual Partners
How many Sexual Partners in a lifetime is too many for someone to be your significant other? If it is a woman and they have as many as men have why do we get looked down on.When it is a man it is notch on belt.Women like sex just like men do.Why the stereo type and how many is to many?

A Poem I Found
You I love the wayy you look at me The way you hold me in your arms. Your crooked smile and beautiful face, lets me know your never to far. So tonight when I close my eyes, I'll be dreaming of you. Wrapping each memory of you sercurly around my heart. Hold me close and don't ever back out. Forever and ever babe has never had such a meaning until I found a place in your heart. I love you more than words can express, I need you like a heart needs a beat. Without you my life would never be the same. So remember this when your lips touch mine that you will have me for the end of time. *NOT WRITTEN BY ME* Just one that I like.