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A woman went to visit her bank manager and she took her young daughter with her. The bank manager said that the womans daughter could stay with his secretary during the meeting. When the woman and her daughter left, the secretary turned to the other secretary and said to her, "That little girl was my daughter." How could that be?

The secretary was the girl's father.


How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Once, because after you subtract it's not 25 anymore.


Why does the stork stand on one leg?

Because if he took the other leg off the ground he would fall on the ground!.



What Am I? A skin have I, more eyes than one. I can be very nice when I am done. What Am I?

A potato.



How can this be? A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

The woman is a photographer. She shot/took a picture of him, develops it and hang it..



A babysitter came over one day to babysit 10 children. She decided to give them a snack. In a jar there were 10 cookies. She wants to give each one a cookie, but still keep one in the jar. How will she do it? (WITHOUT BREAKING ANY COOKIES-EACH CHILD HAS TO GET A WHOLE!)

She hands the 10th child the jar with one cookie left in it.



What am I? I am the black child of a white father, a wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven. I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, even though there is no cause for grief, and at once on my birth I am dissolved into air. What am I?

Smoke




Take away my first letter and I am unchanged: Take away my second letter and I am unchanged: Take away all my remaining letters and I am still unchanged! What am I?

Mailman or mailbox


Jenn picked a book off the highest shelf in her room. On the spine she read How to Jog. She ran out of the room and opened the book but found it had absolutely nothing to do with jogging. Please Explain.

The book Jenn picked up was one of a set of encyclopedias; she picked up the volume containing entries beginning with the letters "HOW" through the letters "JOG".



What is it that you cannot hold even ten minute, even though it is lighter than a feather

your breath



If there are three oranges and you take away two, how many will you have?

2 u took 2




You heard me before,

Yet you hear me again.

Then I die, 'Til you call me again

What am I?

echo



Dharam turns off the light in his bedroom. The light switch is twenty feet from the bed, but he still manages to get into his bed before it is dark. How does he do it?

goes to bed during daylight



My life is often a volume of grief,

your help is needed to turn a new leaf.

Stiff is my spine and my body is pale,

but I'm always ready to tell a tale.

What am I?

a book




First think of the person who lives in disguise,
who deals in secrets and tells naught but lies.
Next tell me what's always the last thing to mend,
the middle of the middle and end of the end?
Finally give me the sound often heard
during the search for a hard-to-find word.
Now string them together, and answer me this,
what creature would you be unwilling to kiss?

spider



I was walking down Mulberry Lane
I met a man doing the same
He tipped his hat and drew his cane
And in this rhyme I said his name
What was the man's name?

andrew



A cowboy rides into town on Tuesday.

He has travelled far and is tired, so he decides to stay at the town's hotel.

He rides out of town on Sunday.

He hasn't left town in the meantime or stayed anywhere else, but he only pays the hotel for two nights.

How does he do it, without breaking the law?

the cowboys horses name was tuesday



How do you make a witch itch?

take off her w



What is brown and sticky?

a stick



How much dirt is there in a hole that is 6 ft deep, and 10 inches in diameter?

None. A hole only has air in it, no dirt.

 

 

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1.a pimpout
2.250k fu bux
3.a big pimpin gift
4.1 credit bling
5.a pimpout
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9.ticker credit
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11.30k fu bux
12.500k fu bux
13.1 credit bling
14.sfw salute
15.5 drinks
16.a pimpout
17.50k fu bux
18.1 credit bling
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