Fubar Blogs 5

Humor
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don''t know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?" Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn''t believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn''s correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the ''wrong'' number. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You''re an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word ''asshole'' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I

Second Life
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Funnies
1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the mood for dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some. 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen! 19. How long do I beat it before it's ready? Happy Thanksgiving

Goodbye Fubar!!!!!
I am for the most part shutting down my profile and removing all but one friend. I enjoyed all the points, the rates and the conversations. But it is time for me to shut this down. Take care one and all. James

What The Fu?
ok so the mother of my child s=doesn't help me raise him, nor does she help pay bills, nor does she clean up in the house she sits on her ass all day and watches tv...despite numeorus talks and many threats to leave or kick her out i can't seem to make any headway...my only issue is i don't want zane (my son) in a seperated parent enigma where he will eventually have to choose i am 18 and zane is 4 months so it's obvious i am new at the parent thing any and all help will get you r/f/a promise...

My Perspective
Falling a downward spiral Trying your hardest But you can't give up Public enemy is where you'll end up Constant testing Insistant oppressing Becoming an insomniac Because your head will not let you down Forced out of your shell Comfort becomes foreign And what do you have? Time cannot be wasted You only have one single short life to live And this is it This is your test People will sooner kick you when your down than help you up And people will love to watch you fall

On The Brink Short Story
ON THE BRINK I like this place; it doesn’t have any windows, nice and dark even at 11 in the morning. Sunny days just don’t cut it anymore with the mood I’ve been in. So why am I sitting in the Valley of the Sun in Glendale, AZ in a joint called Cactus Willies? It’s kind of a fucked up story but if you have Marie get me another pint of Guinness and a shot of Jim Beam I’ll tell you about it. “Hey, would you reject that friggin song, you know I love Springsteen but I hate this Bobby Jean song” I yelled across the bar to the barmaid. I guess the whole thing started a while ago, a Friday night poker game over a buddies bar. Five friends and drinking buddies at a semi-regular game that was more of an excuse to get away from wives and girlfriends than serious gambling.OK, it was also an excuse to bring in a stripper once in a while, so even if you lost it wasn’t a bad night. “You look like you are about the same age as me, getting close to 50 aren’t you? That’s what I thought”. So

Rialto Metrolink Versus Freight Train Collision Injures Five
Five people were injured in a Metrolink versus freight train collision in Rialto on November 20, 2008 – the second such accident in less then three months. The 11/20/08 crash was far less serious than the catastrophic head-on collision in Chatsworth in September that killed 25 and injured hundreds. According to this Los Angeles Times news report, Thursday’s accident occurred at about 11:30 a.m. when an eastbound Metrolink train hit the end of a westbound Burlington Northern Santa Fe Railway train. The freight train was pulling onto a siding from a main track just west of the Rialto train station when the accident occurred. Five passengers were sent to local hospitals with complaints of pain. Officials are still trying to figure out how this collision could have happened. Burlington Northern Santa Fe Railroad officials say their engineer had been given the go-ahead either by a signal or a Metrolink dispatcher. The freight train was traveling from Barstow to Rialto. The Metrolink loco

Darkness
Barren trees, falling leaves Oh how I quietly deceive Pain and despair Nobody’s there Blackened clouds all about. Darkness overwhelms the light That once warmed my heart. Pain and misery surround me now. Tears and sadness deeply set, Heartache and loneliness closely kept. Love, forsaken, never to be found, Wanting, needing, roaming aimlessly around Day by day I pray for more Knowing not what lay in store. Pain and misery surround me now Where Love and Peace once could be found Chaos and confusion permanently abound. Lost in this world alone Diminishing Hope Far and away from my dear ones To deal solely with my woes Do they not know down in their soul Now is the time I need them the most. The same person they knew exists in here still I succumb to the loneliness of their will.

Cessna Contracting
I started my own business . The companies name is Cessna Contracting , I do small electrical , small carpentry . and some small plumbing jobs . I also do other small and odd jobs . I give free estimates in the Erie PA. area , outside of Erie area there is a estimate fee . but i will only be willing to travel up to so miles outside of the Erie area . For friends and family there is a discount . Cessna Contracting will beat any other contractors estimate . I can be reached at 814-392-8796 serious inquires only please .

Fuowned
Feel free to buy me if you're interested in this whole FuOwned thing. I'll happily accept the FuBucks I get from it. HOWEVER, do not expect me to thank you, bling you, add you to my family, show you my private pics, or anything else as a result of your purchase of me. Also, I'm not interested on FuOwning anyone. What a waste of FuBucks that I could spend on other things!

Stuff Ive Written
This is the sound of a heart spread too thin spent the treasure buried with in given out all hes got wishing he was someone he is not beating his head against the wall hoping this isn't his final fall picking wounds open not to let heal letting them bleed just to feel giving self is the greatest gift watching his life turn to ashes he will sift fuck it all and get it all back this motherfuckers about to snap.... killing himself killing his fears what blood is spent will be payed back in tears the tears of regret are cutting deep they return to haunt him in his sleep hes tired from being the damned fears the slaughter for being The lamb! giving self is the greatest gift watching his life turn to ashes he will sift fuck it all and get it all back this motherfuckers about to snap.... death is coming from a far mourning his life from the dark curled in the corner for all to see wishing they all would let him be crying on the inside looking strong but

Xmas Crads
GREAT IDEA!! When doing your Christmas cards this year, take one card and send it to this address. If we pass this on and everyone sends one card, think of how many cards these wonderful special people who have sacrificed so much would get. When you are making out your Christmas card list this year, please include the following: A Recovering American Soldier c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center 6900 Georgia Avenue,NW Washington,D.C. 20307-5001

If You Ever Need The Cops...
When I was in Catholic school Sister Maryann told our English class "if you ever need the police scream rape". This was because people would be more likely to react. Or was it fire? Oh who can remember these things. I was staying at the hotel this weekend. On Saturday morning I dragged my groggy ass down stairs to finish uploading our new operating system and updating all the rooms. I was about ten minutes into it when my Director of Housekeeping came running into the lobby telling me to call the police. "Ok, why". She told me that the guest in on of the rooms tried to rape one of her house keepers. I grabbed a radio and told my desk agent to call the cops. Erica was on the phone immediately. She asked me what should I tell them. I said attempted rape. The operator asked is he still there. We both looked at each other like does she mean inside her? I just said yes and sent our chef to go barricade the guy in the room. Mean while the Director of Housekeeping was taking of he

School
All right I am in college and I am doing criminal justice and well I am wanting to change my major but having trouble I have always wanted to help people or work with people with disabilties. So I am thinking of changing to psych. or I can do health care administration. What is your outlook on this I know it has to be what makes me happy and everything.

Messed Up Shit
i really dislike people who try to act like my mother when they are clearly not. Plus they also act like spoiled ass children aswell. all i got to say to that is get a life and stick to you own kind(age, sexual preference, and lifestyle status). all people like that want to do is start drama where it is not needed. OH, when you get called on your bullshit own up to it like an adult. I DONT HAVE TIME FOR HATERS, FLAKES OR FAKES!!! if you are one of these people dont bother talking to me or cominng near me cause i dont have time for your drama in my life. I LIKE MY LIFE JUST THE WAY IT IS WITH OUT YOU IN IT.

What I Hate Most....
I hate when men have to play games with me. I had one that wanted me to take my NSFW pics down because he was jealous of the other guys that saw them. Then he turned into a royal asshole because I did not want a relationship with him after I told him I needed time. I was not playing any games with anyone, but he insisted I was. Thanks Eddie. Then, I tell a friend how I feel about him. I can understand saying lets just stay friends,ok. But he had to lie to me. And its apparent now that I was a piece of ass because thats the only times I saw him. So Im done with games. Go play them somewhere else.

Awww.....fuggit
Ok I dont know If you all know but you should...lol I am not a Nurse..I did take care of my daughter and her diabetes and all but...I AM NOT A NURSE and if some of you people on here think that I am I am not so...anyways just 2 let you know...and yes I changed my name again and this is 1 of many reasons why....=) Thanks...Cindy

Fu- Problems
I am noticing it isnt worth buying people in Fu-Owned and then having them bought from you you dont even get close to the amount of fu-bucks you have invested in the friend or person you bought back when someone buys them from you.I bought a few ofmy friends and others have bought them from me but when they were bought from me i may have only gotten like 2 or 3 thousand FU bucks back after spending any where to 10 or 12000 FU-Bucks on investing on the newly FU-Owned... I am thinking maybe someone should check into seeing what is going on and if this is the plan that no one makes any money or anything or whats the deal on it i know i am not buying anyone until this is fixed or i am reimbursed the 25000 fu-bucks for the people that i bought and were sold and i wasnt at least reimbursed that amount that i bought them for!!

My Pain
In life you experience pain and it is something no one can avoid. Pain is normally a thing that goes away so it only effect your life for a brief period yah it sucks but you know it will pass. For me is it a content thing, sleepless night after night so many tears pushing me to the point of just wanting to end it,these are the bad days and they are hard on me, not only the pain but the disappointment in myself of not being able to take care of myself let alone my home and my children and as if that isn't enough stress I have to be strong in front of my children so they don't have to see that it is too much on me, if I show I am weak in front of them then it effects their lives. I lie in my bed in the dark try to fight my way through the day in hope tomorrow will be better

Drama
Why is it people do not realize that this is the internet? Ok so yes I have some really good friends who I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING ADORE whom I've never met face to face... BUT in the end 9 out of every 10 people you meet on the net are liars, cheaters, story tellers and drama queens. Chatting in chatrooms & Using networking sites is good fun. Sometimes you meet people that you build friendships and relationships with. I met the love of my life on FUBAR for godsakes!!! BUT, Then you have these people who have no lives but sit at their computers 24 hrs a day talking shit and making stories up. You sit in chatrooms & on websites, talking shit, running your mouth, writing blogs that make no sense... You sit there and run your constant cocksucker. You keep sending me e-mails and e-mailing my friends trying to make me believe my boyfriend is something he isn't just because you can't stand to see me happy. People who worry about who is "clicking" up on websites are nothing but losers. People who

What I'm Thankful For...
I've noticed so many people on here, puttin up backgrounds on their pages, for Christmas, and talkin about decoratin for Christmas. But it seems everyone has skipped over or forgotten Thanksgiving. It made me start thinkin... -That and my daughter, last night. She was watching a sad show, where a little boys mama died at Christmas, and he saved up all his money to buy her some dancin shoes, so she could dance one more time, before she died. My daughter came and cuddled up to me, cryin, and was telling me that she was affraid that I would leave her like that. Then she said that on Thanksgiving day, she was going to remember everything she is thankful for, and started to tell me all the things that she was thankful for. This is really what got me to thinkin of what *I* am thankful for. So here it is... Some of the things I am thankful for. *I am thankful for my home. -It might not be worth much, and might be a piece of crap. But it keeps the rain offa me and keeps me

Turkey Turkey Turkey!! Yum
TURKEY POEMS Here's to the Turkey Here's to the good old turkey, The bird that comes each fall, And with his sweet persuasive meat Makes gobblers of us all! The Turkey Is a Funny Bird A turkey is a funny bird, It's head goes wobble, wobble, All it knows is just one word, Gobble, gobble, gobble! My Turkey I have a turkey big and fat, (spread arms out) He spreads his wings (fan hands at hips) And walks like that (strut) His daily corn he would not miss (rub tummy) And when he talks, he sounds like this... (GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE!!) Five Turkeys in a Tree Five fat turkeys are we. We slept all night in a tree. When the cook came around, We couldn't be found That's why we're here, you see! Gobble, Gobble, Gobble When the turkey gobbles, gobbles, It is plump and proud and perky. When our family gobbles, gobbles, We are gobbling down the turkey. HAPPY TURKEY DAY!!!

Love Shack Love
Hey if you have actually started to read this then kudos to you because you are officially cool and thus, not lame. Anyways, the love shack is hiring....I'm pissed because I haven't been in there much lately and there are a lot of cool people. You can go to my pictures to see them with descriptions (muah of my choosing) and other stuff. Anyways leave them some love, join and have fun because its one of the few cool lounges that you will actually keep in your list.

Drinkin & Drivin Don't Mesh Well! Drink Responsibly! Don't Be An Idiot!
(Okay this poem made a huge impact on me when I turned 16, I have lost many friends because of drinking and driving and it's very important to me that I try and change this problem...even if it's just all of you reading it...) Hope it effects you like it did me!!!!!!!!! Somebody Should Have Taught Him I went to a birthday party but I remember what you said. You told me not to drink at all, so I had a Sprite instead. I felt proud of myself, the way you said I would, that i didn't chose to drink and drive, though some friends said I should. I knew I made a healthy choice and your advice to me was right as the party finally ended and the kids drove out of sight. I got into my own car, sure to get home in one piece, never knowing what was coming, something I expected least. Now I'm lying on the pavement. I can hear the policeman say, "The kid that caused this wreck was drunk." His voice seems far away. My own blood is all around me, as I try hard not t

Why??
For those that just know the naughty side of me, this is the other side that comes out when naughty goes away. Sure it's most likely that if I had stayed there, all the events in my life might have transpired different, but besides my kids (which I love dearly), everything else I want is not here? All my friends are still back there. I'd be much closer to all my new fu-friends except for 2 that are actually here in Los Angeles. Minnesota is just so much closer. Call me weird, but I sort of miss seasons. Miss the trees changing color in fall. Miss the snow in winter. Miss the buds on the trees in spring. Out here we get a hot ass summer followed by freaking fires all over the place making the sky even nastier than it already is. I can't believe the air I'm breathing. Just know that if I ever move or to wherever it may be....those of you that are close to me have made a big impact on my life and will travel with me in my thoughts.

5 Minute Chocolate Mug Cake
The Most Dangerous Chocolate Cake Recipe in the World ''5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE'' 1 Coffee Mug 4 tablespoons flour(that's plain flour, not self-rising) 4 tablespoons sugar 2 tablespoons baking cocoa 1 egg 3 tablespoons milk 3 tablespoons oil 3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional) some nuts (optional) Small splash of vanilla Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well . Add the egg and mix thoroughly. Pour in the milk and oil and mix well. Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla, and mix again. Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes on high. The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed! Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired. EAT! (this can serve 2 if you want to share!) And why is this the most dangerous cake recipe in the world? Because now we are all only 5 minutes away from chocolate cake at any time of the day or night! and think of it the variations are endless

Misc.
Slow Fade  Written by: Mike Hall   Be careful little eyes what you see It's the second glance that ties your hands as darkness pulls the strings  Be careful little feet where you go  For it's the little feet behind you that are sure to follow   It's a slow fade when you give yourself away  It's a slow fade when black and white have turned to gray  Thoughts invade, choices are made, a price will be paid  When you give yourself away  People never crumble in a day  It's a slow fade, it's a slow fade  Be careful little ears what you hear When flattery leads to compromise, the end is always near  Be careful little lips what you say  For empty words and promises lead broken hearts astray  It's a slow fade when you give yourself away It's a slow fade when black and white have turned to gray   Thoughts invade, choices are made, a price will be paid  When you giv

Name And Shame
the papers may be banned from naming and shaming the cruel vile killers of BABY Pbut i aint . they are TRACEY CONNOLLY and STEVEN BARKER of penhurst road tottenham. JASON OWEN is the paedo living with them. can we urge you to pass this this on so everybody can name and shame them. R.I.P LITTLE MAN (BABY P)

Things U Never Wanna Hear @ The Thanksgiving Table
#1-Whatcha looking at?? #2-Uncle bobby after, 13 years of sobriety, feels it okay to have ONE drink #3- Mom, Dad you'll always love me no matter what, right??!! Thats all I can think of now. ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Men
Hey ladies! Do you ever get told women are confusing, well men are just as confusing if not more. They say they want one thing and when we give it to them, guess what that was not really what they wanted. They say and you agree to a booty call, but then they are trying to put rules to the booty call. Who the hell has rules if you are a booty call. The only rule I can even think of for a booty call is wear a hat. Then they say I want a relationship, but then when you want it, we happen to have forced them into a relationship. Men need to quit PMS'ng and leave that to us ladies. Don't get me wrong I love men, but hell, can't they just be truthful. Tell us what you want and quit playing games. But if you are going to play games, be prepared to lose.

Why Do Some Men Have To Be So Rude?!!?!?
Ok so I'm over at the hh persons pics rating and hear my sb, thinking its my BEAUTIFUL WIFE!!!, i look up at it to see.... texascount...: hello are you single? do you like to talk on the phone? do you have yahoo messenger? what's your id? can you please answer all 4 of my questions please? so i reply..... ->texascount...: if You want an aswer to all these questions go read my about me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! alls he ahs to do is look in my staus and my about me to know the answers, hefck he never even checked me out or did F/R/A.... and his reply to mine... texascount...: if i want to ask questions then i'll ask them you jerk How, pray tell am i the jerk????? I AM SO TIRED OF THE RUDE MEN AND THE STUFF THEY PUT IN MY SB!!!! ANY ONE ELSE GETTING LIL TIRED OF THE STUPID SHIT MEN SAY?!?!?!

Fu Clue's
Clue accusation #4: Professor Plum with the Rope in the Study Professor Plum is an archaeologist and we know this man is trying to fund some expeditions in all four corners of earth. In an attempt to convince Mr. Boddy, my guess is that this clue character tried a final argument in the study (far away from the action) to try convincing his host to give him some money. The mansion is a very big building and usually the study is far away from distractions to keep it quiet and peaceful, making it a perfect clue room to commit a murder event if the victim tries to call for help. The reason why I think the clue weapon was the rope is simple. Professor Plum probably faked a demonstration of a suicide scene he saw in a far away country during one of his adventure trip. Mr. Boddy trusted this "innocent" old man and gently played the role of the hang man. It has been rumored that Mrs. White had a secret fling with Prof. Plum. After serving her

Tag You're It! :)
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. 1. Cotton balls make me cringe 2. When I was pregnant I developed an allergy to kiwi 3. Ulysses S. Grant is somewhere in my Family Tree 4. I hate fu-sluts who beg for things like a picture their name on my ass for 15k 5. I can clap with one hand 6. I'm insanely shy when first meeting people in person 7. I wish I could be pregnant ALL the time but actually have no more then 3 kids 8. I'm addicted to hazelnut flavored coffee 9. I can't stand JELLO 10. It's very rare for me to watch an entire show/movie and not cry at least once 11. I once threw up in my own purse while partying.. outside.. 12. I can't leave the house without my mp3 player and a book 13.

Download "sweet Angel" From My Fubar Page
Just go to the "Music" section of my page. It has my tune widget from ReverbNation. Click the "Songs" link at the top. Click on the song "Sweet Angel" and hit the download button.. Enjoy

The One It Hurts
I was always wandering what the child with the cancer was really thinking. Until one day realizing that i owned a damn clinic for the kids. So i asked my head nurse what she thought about me talkin to some of them about how they felt. she said its knowledge you seek so i see no harm. I did this for about 2 weeks, and to my surprise my question was answered. Ya the children hurt more, BUT not for the reasons you might think. They hurt more not because they had cancer but because they saw the pain it caused in there loved ones and what they were going threw. It was amazing to see the courage these kids have and that they no what is happening to them and yet they still think of the ones they luv first. Im impressed and im so very glad i do what i do for them because of that. I'll always be a chef, but doing this as a past time is my most rewarding feet in life. So to my kids at the clinic i luv you, and may the angels of life look upon you.

Buyer Beware
I normally try to stay out of the fuDrama, but sometimes it finds you no matter how hard you try. So it began simple enough, I had the fuBucks to spare and I bid on and won three ladies in Joey Stylez auction. Two out of the three were great, this is a story about the third. Of all three, she was the one that insisted on receiving the fuBucks right away. That should have warned me. Here is what she promised to do for me: To date all I have received is a fuOwned by in her screen name for a few days. What follows is every message sent back and forth from me to her: She told me she was having money issues so I told her get it when you can. Apparently, she took it as I'll put it off till he stops bothering me or forgets. Decidedly to cut my losses and ask for her to return the fuBucks that I paid for her and we would be square. What I got back was a nasty hate-filled message telling me that I would be taking food out of her daughter's mouth a

My Run Of Things
I dont give a fuck who you are or what your needs are if you choose to be my friend then it will be done,male or female,but if you bring your punk ass up over here to start shit slinging your words it will go on deafs ear.If you are a woman and you think you have a man on here and you haven't met him yet he is opened season and I dont give a fuck what he has told you,if he is coming to my page you have your fucking answer.If you are a woman that comes here because you are bi and are looking for your woman here same thing goes for you but if your a man that is here because of your woman then join the fuck in because you know you would love to see that. I am very much in control of my life and if I want it I go after it and if anyone has a problem with that then here is your answer.I don't care. I like men and women and I am not ashamed of it if you dont agree then move the fuck on.I dont ask you to come to my page and if you do and get all pissed off then don't come back again. I got

Time
Don't Cry Over Someone That Won't Cry Over You Some Day they'll Cry For you Like you Cried For them, Some Day they'll Miss you Like you Missed them, Some Day they'll Need you Like you Needed them, Some Day they'll Love you But you Won't Love them If you never met them, you wouldn't like them. If you didn't like them you wouldn't love them. If you didn't love them you wouldn't miss them, but you did, you do and you will. Without You - Hinder

Quotes
"I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you cant handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell dont deserve me at my best. M.Monroe"

Bye Fubar !!!!!!!!!!
Well just letting all my friends know I am canceling my vip and making sure I have all my personal pictures copied and saved and then I'm deleting my Fubar account.. I will be finding 1 or 3 lucky people to get the rest of my fubucks here soon.... If you want to stay friends and you have myspace please go add me there thats where I have been the last couple of weeks mostly and taking care of my daughter.... Heres my myspace link if you want it>>> www.myspace.com/karen878806 would love to have you on my friends list there, the app games on there are pretty cool.... Fubar costs way too much for my taste anymore.. I rather spend my extra bucks on myself and my kids... Anyways I will miss all my close good friends on here ! Love ya guys I wish you all the best in life !!!! TAKE CARE EVERYONE!!! I'll be gone in a few days............ Please Repost for others to see this thanks!!!! Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄ƷKaren878806 R/F/A/Bling Me & I Will Give Luv

What Ever
I am 27 years old and I am married with 1 son who happens to be 1 he is the love of my life I am looking for friends I am a stay at home mother and I need adults too talk too if even just on line I enjoy music in general I love comedys I love to fish and just be outdoors

Pay Backs Are Fun
A little glimpse into the many side jobs of Seamus Mall Santa but he scares the kids a lot Village people tribute band ....everybody do it Y M C A !!! Gigolo....hes a sucker for the fake ones too He actually does not like anyone knowing about his play girl shoot Lucky for him when he was on Maury they all knew he was born a man

Pwning For Fun
Ok, Despite my utter hate of Politics and Politicians aka the bloodsuckers that lie to poor people. I digress here's a nice lil' video i found showing what the gamers thought about before the election now that it's over. Thank the Gods.

Friends Children Missing
This is a message that i recieved from one of my friends a minute ago..... Can you repost this to all your friends for us? I have something urgent I was hoping you could assist me with. A myspace friend of mines kids were abducted. I know you have alot of friends and could spread the word a lil faster then me and her put together but could u post a bulletin for her. Her children are ethan 14, thomas 11, and madison 3. Her url is www. myspace. com/tulsagirl13 Her name is Laura and she lives in Louisiana. There are pics of her kids on her myspace homepage and pic folder She has a scrolling pic thing that also has the pic of the abductor in it. Remember to call 78774462632 If you've seen them THANK YOU ALL!!!!......PLEASE PASS THIS AROUND!!!!!

Life
Do you ever have a time where life just gets you down and you cant seem to pick yourself back up that's where i'm at right now. Hopefully things will start looking up soon before i end up even more depressed than i am now.

Fu-clue
THERE’S BEEN A FU-MURDER!! Put on your detective hat and solve the crime! If you do, a 25 credit bling pack is yours. This is the FIRST train/game/contest of its kind! Wanna play Fu-Clue? This is not a race! Game ends Dec. 21 or when a player successfully posts a VALID and correct accusation. Please no drama and remember to have FUN!! It is a train, so as you go through the list of suspects and card holders you must F/R/A or comment them if you already have them as friends. Players will not be added to the train. All suspects and card holders will F/R/A or comment you back. It is a game! You will first visit my Fu-Clue folder to get VALUEABLE information. “How to” play the game is explained in there. Rate the pics, leave a comment on the last one. Move onto the Suspects in the train. They each have a blog dedicated to the game. These blogs also hold their Suspect Cards (SAVE these cards). The information they have will help you in yo

Life
i see how people are day and the future tell why donot understand or they donot want too maybe they need to walk in their shoe tell why poor, middle, and rich we bleed the same blood and color is red tell why we live paid check to check one day at time tell why

One Of My Fantasies
So here I am In my tight black short dress with my beautiful breast sticking out just enough to make your tongue hard and of course I don't have any underwear on, and your on the couch with a drink and our friend shows up, Lisa, who has a beautiful head of blonde curls and Breast big enough to make my tongue hard, oh yea, but not obscenely large. we have some music playing and we are all having a drink and Lisa and I start dancing, Slow dancing and grinding, oh god, I get behind her and start slowly sliding her tight dress up and oh no she has no panties either...... oh man her pussy is so hot with just a nice little patch of blonde hair that is slightly moist already with her sweet juices.....I slide one hand around to her front and start rubbing that pussy and the other starts sliding up the inside of her dress searching frantically for the luscious breast that I can't hardly wait to get my hands on.....I find it and oh man her nippels have gotten so HARD because I have been stroking

Random Gay Shit About Me
re u more comfortable kissing a boy or a girl? boy Ever punched somebody in the face because of someone you loved? yes Are you emotional? im like a robot Ever had your heart broken? yes Who makes the best cups of tea? tina Did you want to punch someone today? nope Do you hate it when someone doesn't reply to your text/calls? hell yes What are you wearing on your feet? socks! Do you miss your childhood? what childhood??? Innie or outie? innie ;) What do you want to change about yourself? hahahahaha Do you think relationships ever last? yes if both really want it and aint some fucking asshole that plays with ur heart and emotions and begs to marry you and knocks u up promising you the world just to fucking turn around and leave u and abandon your son making u a single mother barely getting by and enjoys putting a dildo up his ass and chose a guy over u but nooo hes not gay it was for a religion yeah he aint gay he's a fucking whore fu

A Must See!
Happy Thanksgiving To My most amazing True!Honest!Real!Fu Friends & Fam! I'm not gonna mention any names or put any links in here because i dont wanna leave anyone out!But You all know who you are & i just wanted to take a Quick Min away from rates,bling,points etc To let ya'll know that i'm Thankful for your Friendship & all the love you've shown me! I have met some pretty amazing ppl on fubar! Ty everyone for being who you are! Being Real!Being Honest! & Being True!! & Have a beautiful Thanksgiving!! This pimpout was brought to you with lots of Love & respect by.............. ♡Confidence Is What Makes Me Sexy♡Owned By The Neighbors House♡Owner Of Burg♡@ fubar

Hacker Alert!!!!! Plz Read!!!!!
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Birthday Spotlight...
DJ CHOCOLATE BUNNY would LOVE to SPOTLIGHT! MY BIRTHDAY IS DECEMBER 2ND SO I WOULD LIKE TO SHOOT FOR IT... Chocolate Bunny Owner of THE BBW LOVERS~~The Click Club~~Sarges Bad Girls I have 7 million so I need quite a few million more PLEASE help me out!!! Anyone that donates FUBUCKS will be included in a pimpout of those who have donated that will be posted often and included permanently in my blog! You will ALSO receive a minimum of 100 picture rates of a 10. Chocolate Bunny Owner of THE BBW LOVERS~~The Click Club~~Sarges Bad Girls IF you donate over $500,000 FUBUCKS, you will get 100 picture rates of an 11 plus 100 picture comments, as well as the daily pimpout and permanent blog! If I do not have VIP status at that time, I will rate 200 pictures. Anyone donating one million dollars or more will get 100 pictures rated an 11 by Tulsa's Angel. ALL RATES WILL BE MADE WHEN A FINAL SPOTLIGHT BULLETIN IS PREPARED WHEN I MAKE SPOTLIGHT. THE RATE

Me
when he loves a princess and she walks away he works harder eats less sleeps unsoundly he checks the time more frequently to see her picture in his watch he mumbles more as if talking to someone long ago or far away he looks at his cell phone hoping its her he stares at the stars and wonders if shes thinking of him as he thinks of her he loses a lot of conversations as his mind drifts to a time when the world was right he exsists cause without her he damn sure aint livin and he hopes in his heart she is not suffering what he is cause he wouldnt wish this pain on his worst enemy he sure isnt wishing it on the woman he still loves, the woman who became his best friend he mourns his own foolishness, he mourns the loss of his heart what else can a cowboy do when he loses his princess, his love, his life

Happy Thanksgiving
May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have never a lump. May your yams be delicious And your pies take the prize, And may your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off your thighs! Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

Dci Is Talking About Politics? Damn
Something told me to write a blog about what's going on in my mind. That is what blogs are for of course. I normally don't write blogs or my thoughts down because I would rather act on them then record them. I wanted to talk about Obama, race, and freedoms from a logical point of view. That is very hard to do without invoking an emotional response from people, but I will anyway. I'm just that kind of guy. Obama is in my opinion a physical representation of what the country wants to be, but didn't know how to go about it. He is of mixed race even though everything about him is black, all the way down to his wife and kids. On top of that he is idealistic. One thing this country lack is idealism in the government. I personally am scared of people who have no ideas. That tells me that they are run off of programming like a robot and can not think outside of a box. The American people had to think outside of a box just to vote for Obama in the first place. I see much needed social cha

Thorns
We both lie silently still In the dead of the night Although we both lie close together We feel miles apart inside Was it something I said or something I did Did my words not come out right Though I tried not to hurt you Though I tried But I guess thats why they say Chorus: Every rose has its thorn Just like every night has its dawn Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song Every rose has its thorn Yeah it does I listen to our favorite song Playing on the radio Hear the dj say loves a game of easy come and Easy go But I wonder does he know Has he ever felt like this And I know that youd be here right now If I could have let you know somehow I guess Chorus Though its been a while now I can still feel so much pain Like a knife that cuts you the wound heals But the scar, that scar remains Solo I know I could have saved a love that night If Id known what to say Instead of makin love We both made our separate ways But now I hear you f

Morning Rain
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I.. got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window.. and I can't see at all And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.. My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I.. got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window.. and I can't see at all And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.. My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I.. got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window.. and I can't see at all And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad..

Heaven Scent
There seems no justice when you fall in love It gives you blindness when you are the one The one that's hurtin' Cause they've got the gun There seems no justice when you fall in love Save me Don't let me fall Heaven sent I heard the call Stop me Don't let me go Touch my heart And let me know CHORUS: HEAVEN SENT Thought you would set me free HEAVEN SENT Thought it could never be HEAVEN SENT If I had only seen That you were burnin' the fire in me You turned my passion Most of my soul But I will come back Baby Stronger than before Take my feelin's Leave me in pain I will forget you One of these days Stop me From feelin' this way Heaven sent You drive me insane Hold me Don't let me go Touch me now And let me know CHORUS: Passion burned I felt the fire Touch my soul I felt desire Now I see Where we went wrong Am I to blame I'm fallin' in love LEAD Passion burned I felt the fire Touch my soul I felt desire Now I see Where we went wrong Heaven sent But you

Rock Fans~
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans, this'll be the last package I ever send your ass It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters; I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive? You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him? That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call I hope you know I ripped ALL of your pictures off the wall I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and

~say Your Prayers Little Fly..
I tell the fly's that , they land on my sink and even on the fly swatter. and I tell them "say your prayers" they don't hear me or even care.. "SWAT" I tell them I told you so.. hope you said a good one.. then whooosh~ down the sink.. I use lemon pinesol...

Response From A Rockstar To Their "fan" Part 2
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that and here's an autograph for your brother, I wrote it on the Starter cap I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too? I say that shit just clowning dog, c'mon - how fucked up is you? You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some And what's this shit about us meant to be together? That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other I really think you and your girlfriend need each other or maybe you just need to treat her better I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine if

Bio Blog
Jeremy Moses Biography Hi, I am Jeremy Moses, but on several message boards (and here on Fubar) I am more commonly known as JMos. I am an internet radio DJ/Programmer on Baby Dolls Radio, which is a fubar.com radio station and lounge. I am also the Lounge Manager of the same. I also am the editor of Tri-State Media Watch, which is a blog about Cincinnati, Ohio-area media (meaning radio, television and newspapers). I blog there every day during the daytime hours (9am-6pm) or whenever news breaks out about the local media. I live in Florence, Kentucky with 5 other people. My mom and stepfather live here. I have three brothers living here too. Andrew Herald, Mitchell Herald, and Mark Moses. I have a sister as well, Truly Moses. And she has a daughter, my niece, Novelei Robbins, who is 2. And since I mentioned that the man of the house is my stepfather, I have to mention that my father is actually living in Hamilton, Ohio. Larry Moses is 62 now, and still out there having fun li

Oif 07-09
I have been deployed to Iraq for a little over a month now on my 2nd year long tour... It is amazing to see how much change has happened in the last 2 years I have been gone. I remember the first time I was here I was dissapointed in the Iraqi Gov. and their lack of ambition to do the right thing to allow the coalition forces to gt out o this country and turn it back over to the Iraqis. Now I see more and more checkpoints stopping vehicles, Less sectarian violence, more Iraqi Army recruits, and Infastructure improvements all over the place. Its looking like they actually are trying to take their country back... Hoorahay!!!!

Fu-clue
> > > > > > > > > > > Clue accusation #5: > Reverend Green with the Candlestick in the Billiard Room > > > > > Mr. Green or if you prefer Reverend Green is another clue character with fuzzy intentions. This man is always hunting for money. > > > > He will pretend that his religious convictions are driving him where he can find more funds for holy reasons, but deeper thoughts are corrupting is mind. Green clue character is mysterious, but in my opinion, he was probably at the mansion for a debt he contracted with Mr. Boddy. > > > > In an attempt to clean his due, he challenged him to a billiard game and was about to lose more when he made the lethal hit with the candlestick. Clue rooms to make a nice little chat away from the others a not rare in this mansion, but this room was the perfect setup and Mr. Boddy didn't have any clue about the real motives of reverend Green, except for making a little money. > > > > Miss Scarlett has als

Wise Up....seriously.
Okay, so maybe I'm wrong in calling people stupid for the things they do. It's a real shame that I don't care. I mean, you've got dudes online who will e-mail women pictures of their wangs and expect a positive response. That rarely works, but they still have the nerve to get all bent out of shape when it doesn't. Honestly, I'd say buy a hooker if you need to get laid THAT bad. I mean, it's a whole lot less work. Then there are some women who post nothing but pics of them in their underwear and have profiles that brag about their "assets" THEN whine about how all guys want from her is sex. Um...would you like to buy a clue? Seriously. That's like owning a bakery and saying: "You only come here because you want cake! What about my feelings? WAAAAAH!" Seriously, WTF? WISE UP, PEOPLE!

Good By Myspace
you know i found out some people know so much more about me than i know about myself, its really damn disturbing cause you know the next time i guess i'm gonna be a saint or someting or own the world that i didn't know that i did... people that are in the 40's can't seem to stay away from drama, just figured by that age they would of grown the hell up? right you would think that but i guess not... I don't take it lightly when someone internet threatins my family.... on other notes LOL just got off work and i'm fixing to go to bed.... chat at everyone later sense now i have gotten some stress off my chest

Emanon Is A Trip!!! Bwahahahahaaaa
subject: Fu-Dictionary... post date: 2008-11-24 15:19:07 views: 284 comments: 58 ratings: 0 Fubar Dictionary... (Written by Emanon) To be taken as a joke.. satire if you will... if you take it to heart then futard please block me!!!... 1)Fu-tard (men)/Fu-tart (woman) Some one who believes the world outside of fu is non-existent there for spends their lives to on this site... How to spot a futard.... Some one who is easily hurt by simple words of strangers... Some one who gets irate at a different opinion then their own... 2)Legend- Someone.. usually a woman who lacks self esteem and is defined by the color of their name and how many fans that they have How to spot a legend... Continuous bulletin repost telling you to fan some one so they keep legend status Continuous bulletin repost saying help me make her legend 3)FuWhore- Some one who finds self worth in the amount of bling they can accumulate in the shortest amount of time How to spot a

My Heart Is Yours
my heart is yours cant believe its true all i did was kept searching until i found you swept me off my feet said those magical words and in return i told you my heart is yours spent everyday together like time completely stopped i showed u my love opened my heart ill be there for you no matter what and in return i ask is for u to come home why you ask? my heart is yours

Impressions
I have such wonderful friends on here, that have made a big difference in my life. I love you all.. This is for you.. A lifetime can be likened to a lonely beach of sand. a stranger makes a mark one day, an imprint of a hand. As time goes by the beach once clear is now a cluttered field of memories and keep-sakes of the ones that we hold dear. Time does its best to wash away remembrances of those - the ones we never meant to meet - the ones we never chose. But as through some odd twist of fate these are the ones we cherish. The time we spend with these such friends, will never, ever perish.

With Love And Pride.
There are no words that can describe how i feel this morning .First i would Like to Thank all our Men and Women In uniform.And also a big Thank you to the Families of our Soliders .And My Friends and Family .My Family and Friends Have helped so much this last year. I was really excited last night when i finally Layed down at 2 am .The thought of someone you love coming home from a War zone is overwhelming .As I sit here this morning Knowing that the 293rd Infanty Division . Has Landed in Indianpolis My heart is filled with love and pride . This has been a long Year with out My Son in Law. I am so proud of him and my Daughter for the Sacrifices They have made in thier lives . God Bless Our Troops And keep Them Safe .

Things You Should Know
Y = Yes, N = No, M = Maybe Would you? Will you? [_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _ [_] give me your screenname? ______________ [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] watch a movie with me? [_] go to dinner with me? [_] let me drive you somewhere? [_] take a shower with me? [_] buy me a drink? [_] take me home for the night? [_] let me sleep in your bed? [_] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? [_] let me make you breakfast? [_] help me with homework? [_] tickle me? [_] let me tickle you? [_] stick up for me if i was being put down? [_] instant message me? [_] greet me in public? [_] hang out with me? [_] bring me around your friends? D0 Y0U... [_] think im hott? [_] think im cute? [_] want to hook up with me? [_] want to be my bf/gf?

What Do I Do..
So my friend that I expressed my feelings for claims he didnt lie to me, though his words were contradicting, fine, whatever. But what do you do when youre told you blew it cause you got a boyfriend? I felt beneath him and that he desereved better then me, so I didnt say anything. I got a boyfriend, that didnt last long. Now Im told its too late, I just dont know what to think. He said some pretty mean things to me. Its quite obvious he doesnt know me well. Hell he couldnt even spell my name right. He has no idea how my mind works and claim I act like the world owes me something. When I asked how, he didnt answer. So the only thing I wonder about, is should I try to wait to see if he changes his mind or just walk away for good? I didnt want to lose him as a friend, but Im pretty sure I did.

Giving Thanks
For those of us whose never realize what we have, take a moment and really think about what you have ............Health , Family, Your Home, Your Car, and yes the love you have with-in your world of friends and family. Someone ( more then seen up front) maybe even alot of someones, Have none of the Above. REMEMEBER GIVE THANKS EVERYDAY NOT JUST THANKSGIVING

Auto11s To Godmother!
Auto11s ON to Godmother! Hi Peeps...I am hoping to Level to Godmother today! Would love to see you there! Also saving up fubucks for Spotlight! Come enjoy the big points and help a Fu~ Thank you...xoxoxoxo ~heart

My Stuff
This morning I was doing a survey on MySpace about Thanksgiving. It was nothing special until I came to a simple question. The questions asked me who would not be at Thanksgiving this year. Without even a bat of my eye I burst into tears. A simple question hit me so hard. It reminded me that this year Grandpa won’t be there. I just sat at my desk and cried as memories of Thanksgivings past flooded my mind. I have so much to be thankful for this year, but for some reason I am sitting here feeling crushed cause my mentor and idol will not be there. For the first time in my life I won’t get to hear his strong voice of assurance tell me Happy Thanksgiving. So while I have so very much to be thankful for I have one very large reason to be sad this year. No words can ever say what he was in my life, and nor would I ever try anyways. But this year as I sit at the table I will be thinking of him and how much I hope to be just like him for James.

Your Zipper Is Down
10. The cucumber has left the salad. 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 7. Paging Mr. Johnson.. paging Mr. Johnson.. 6. Elvis is leaving the building. 5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage. 4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction. 3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. 2. Men may be from Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus. And the 1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped: 1 . I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.

Best Pick Up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long. 2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)....Let's get you out of these wet clothes. 3. Nice legs...what time do they open? 4. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. 5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? 6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? 7. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 8. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one? 9. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. 10. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me. 11. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. 12. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag. 13. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. 14. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heav

Contest
Hey beloved friends of mine...I am in a contest to try to win myself an Auto 11, any help you could spare would be great! If you could at least rate it for me I'd be greatful & if you have any free time please comment away...I will return ALL love, give drinks, gifts, etc...help you in a contest whatever just let me know what you need...thanks in advance everyone...much love...Miss Bitch AKA Amy

The Kitchen Bitch
I got this little joke in an email and it made me giggle. Hope it makes someone else smile today. The Kitchen Bitch > >A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing >with his new electric train in the living room. > >She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches >who want off, get the hell off now... cause this is the last stop! And all >of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the >train...cause we're going down the tracks." > >The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of >language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are >to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your >train..but I want you to use nice language." > >Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with >his train. Soon the! train stopped and the mother heard her son say... > >"All passengers, please remember your things, thank yo

Heaven Or Hell
So everyone with religious beliefs strives to go to paradise, Heaven, and avoid damnation, or Hell. Heaven has all these promises of eternal happiness and bliss, or Hell with it's eternal suffering and pain. So with this expectation of greatness, what if Heaven isn't what it's cracked up to be? What if it turns out to be disappointing? If you expect the worst from Hell and it's not as bad as that then you're pleasantly surprised. My point is this, I would rather expect the worst with room for improvement than leave myself open for disappointment. Worst case scenario it's just as bad as i expected. Just my thoughts though. Let's party Satan.

Prayers Needed
My mom is having alot of problems it all started this month! she gets these spells that cause her to have really bad pains in her chest there so bad some times she says she can't move she has an appointment today around 1-130 they are going to give her an e.k.g and a stress test to see if any thing shows up! i can tell you right now my mom wont get threw the stress test! she has had a stress test once or twice before and was never able to complete it! I feel like its my fault she is having this problem right now! it started after i got married and after i told her if i needed any more surgery's because of an existing health problem that i have i told her and my dad both that if i needed surgery i would not go threw with it anymore because im to scared to not have them there with me! they have always been there with me!!!! I talked to my sister last night and she told me that my mom has been having these episodes this month it has happened 5 times im not sure if it started before

Joey's Diamond Auction
Well hello :D I Figuerd since the first auction i made Was good so why not make another auction? Well i will be giving a Diamond Bling To Whoever Signs up!, and also will Run A Happy Hour To Invite The Whole Fubar Peeps To Come And Bid On You! and i will give a free auto 11 to who ever gets the hightest bid! For you and for the person who placed the highest bid! isnt that just great, ah am a giver and it makes me feel good :P hehe, and the rules are simple! and they are: 1) Once Your In, U Cannot Back Out!! 2) The Person who placed the bid, has to pay first, in order to get what they placed thier bids for. 3) IF Your a Woman Then Love Me!!! lool So If u want in! just sent me a private message with the pic u want, and What u are offering!! auction starts tomorow!!!

The Pussycat Adoption
Let It Rock - Kevin Rudolf Calling all Friends and Family Members, This naughty Pu$$ycat is up for Adoption, and needs a good owner!!! I got sum awesome offers, and am looking for an equally awesome owner. If a VIP, 30-day Blast, $65-bling pack(or higher), or a HH is bid will increase offers and add NSFW Salute, all offers are negotiable and can be changed or more added.. So come check me out and make some really great bids, I promise I am worth it!!!!! Dont forget to check out our Pu$$ycat Playmate & Pimp$ homepage for more info on our Pu$$ycat Adoption, and how to become one urself!!! I'll C U There!!!! This Pimpout brought to you by non-other than The Sexcee "Bisexcee" Herself

Just Screw It
Dress me up in leather, and tie me to the bed. Have a seat up on my face, and let me give you head. Now crawl down between my legs and make me want to scream. Make your tongue flick wildly until I start to cream. That takes care of forplay, so let's get right down to it. Just thrust your dick into my cunt, and basicly just screw it.

Humorous Sex
The Dick Once a weapon of mass destruction Now relieved of his tension Sacrificed for womankind Well-used, worn, and beaten Gone are the creamy spurts and manipulation Finally free of the boss' fornication Soft and harmless upon the curly knoll Tired from her teeth raking your balls Greedily swallowed by mouth and womb The stone reads "Woody lies here because of you" Light a cigarette, enjoy the solitude while it lasts Wipe away the remains of your love on her ass Never forget the days of her nails raking your back The quiet is only temporary, until the next hungry gash Bon

For All Thoes Who Want To Put Thier Nose Where It Dont Belong Read This
OK FOR ALL WHO DONT KNOW THE WHOLE DAMN STORY ABOUT A B K WELL FRIST OFF HE BAN SOMEONE FROM THE LOUNGE WHEN THE GUY CAME BACK IN HE ASKED WHY WAS I BOOTED FROM THE LOUNGE A B K SAID ARE YOU GOING TO SAY SORRY THE GUY ASKED WHAT WAS HE SUPOSED TO SAY SORRY FOR AND A B K REPETED ARE YOU GOING TO SAY SORRY THE ASKED FOR WHAT AND A B K BAN HIM WHEN ANOTHER STAFF ASKED WHY HE GOT MAD AND LEFT T.S (TEAM SPEAK) FOR ALL WHO DONT KNOW WHAT T.S IS AND LEFT THE LOUNGE AND YAHOO SO NO ONE COULD ASK WHY THE GUY WAS BANNED SO HIS MODS WAS TAKIN UNTILL HE COULD SAY WHY HE BANNED THE GUY CAUSE WHEN THEY SEARCHED THE CHAT BOX NO ONE COULD SEE ANY THING THE GUY DID WRONG TO GET BOOTED AND BEFORE THE GUY GOT BOOTED ANOTHER MEMBER ASKED HIM TO S/B ( SHOUT BOX ) THEM AND A B K SAID WHAT EVER YOU GOT TO SAY IT CAN BE SAID IN THE LOUNGE HE DONT HAVE THE RIGHT TO TELL ANYONE THEY CANT TALK TO ANOTHER MEMBER IN S/B SO WHEN HE FOUNFD OUT HE GOT HIS MODS TAKIN AWAY HE STARTED WHINNIN LIKE I BITCH ABOUT IT AS FO

Before I Was A Mom
Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put them down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom. I didn't know the feeling of having my hear

About Me
I come on here to chill and unwind. A good friend is addicted to this :) and MADE me come here!!..LOL. I won't post pics of me because I have a public job, People will do ANYTHING right now to get someone's job including manipulating a webpage.I understand if you don't want to add me or have rules about me not viewing your NSFW pics. I guess everyone wants to see your naughty pics or yahoo ID..ummm..I would not mind seeing your *parts* but I'm not going to be a pain in the ass about seeing them. I really don't want your Yahoo unless you need someone to chill with..I'm NOT here for dates,sex, cyber, phone..whatever. I just wanna enjoy the pics and writings of interesting peeps. In summary, I can be a good friend but I don't give many chances or like head games..your screw me over your gone.

Could Anyone Help
was wondering if anyone could help me get the codes for these videos so i can put them on my profile. http://www.usmra.com/farewellmarine.htm http://www.usmra.com/download/untilthen.swf thank you, military supporter

Just A Guy
yeah i don't have a six pack for abs. i ain't got big arms, but big enough and not from working out. i'm not made for speed but if i have to chase someone, someone going to get hurt. unless i am chasing a female. i don't have a big fancy house or a sport car. but i stay warm in the winter and cool in the summer. my car get me where i need to go and back and it's clean always. i like all kind of music, sometime it's too loud and other time i am just kicking back. sure in the hell don't look like no modles, most of them are gay anyhow. my momma tought me how to treat a woman, or she would have kicked my ass. rest in peace mom. i do like to drink my beer, but i don't get drunk, just give me a buzz and i am good.

Sex Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 159 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

What Is It That I Love?
What Is It That I Love? If asked why I love her I would say It’s the sway in her hips, the thickness in her thighs. It’s the lust in her lips, the love in her eyes. It’s the softness of her skin, the silk in her hair. It’s the twist in her walk; it’s the sweetness in her talk. It’s the way she loves me that makes me love her each day. That is what I would say.

My Owner
Meet My New Owner!!! (Don't forget to show him LOTS OF luv!!!) TώåunεVålêntïnô™ §näke Ëyeš ®ädïð «d♫j» *@ fubar Pimpout Brought To You By: dj nilla~owner of ~DIRTYDEEDSRADIO.COM~ ☯ YdaFnot's Light ☯@ fubar

Returning Pc
most of yall know i was away from pc for about month cause of my pc takin a dive n whatnot..i got a new out of box pc other day and it seems to be havin problems and acts like its been used allready and repackaged so i may be back on if they have another pc or when i can get another one i may go get one somewere else

I Need My Spankers!!
so im tryin again for an auto 11bling...contest runs till december 4th..most rates and comments wins! some come spank me yall :D any help would be greatly appreciated! Thanks in advance to all who help me! luvins, Trixxy click the pic and bombs away!

A Big Thanks
I would like to extend a huge thanks to Auto 11's on, thickinluvinit, ~~~FU-DADDY, goingnuttynow, and everyone who has helped me level three levels this week. Some just voted 11s, some rated profile and pics, and some had auto 11's on and i voted on them and some even gave fubucks for rates. i wouldnt have been able to do it without all of your help. If anyone knows how to a morph will you contact me cause i want one done. Also a guest vip or auto 11s would be nice but does not need to be done. Once i get enough fubucks i will pay them in fubucks or buy them whatever they wish but that is once i get enough fubucks. i have over 200000 but will need more before i can do anything. much thanks.

Blue
For those of you who knew Hawk and I were expecting... those plans have changed. We went to the doc last week and were told we had lost the baby at some point though there was no actual miscarriage. There was no development and we had to induce a miscarriage. Life sucks right now. I though tIw as doin ok until this afternoon. It has really hit me hard for some reason today. So, for now we are going to appreciate our princesses and love them and spend as much tie showing and telling them that. Just thought I would let ya'll know. One day at a time we shall get through this. Life Sucks

Come Give Me Some Love!!
Hot! Myspace Comments GET ME STARTED OFF GOOD NEED ALL MY FRIENDS TO GIVE ME SOME HELP. I WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE IT. REALLY WANT TO TRY AND WIN THIS ONE. JUST CLICK MY PICTURE AND COME RATE MY PICTURE AND LEAVE SOME COMMENTS FOR ME. I SO, SO, SO APPRECIATE IT. HAPPY THANKSGIVING. Hot! Myspace Comments

Godmother! Thank You!!!
Big Thank YOUs to my Friends and the Shadow Levelers!!! I'm a Godmother now! Auto11s ON! I appreciate you all. I loved the surprises along the way.... Thank you...xoxoxoxo's ~heart (omg the Shadow levelers mean business! There were times where the laptop could not make noise there were so many rates at one time! you Rawk!!!) Will turn on auto @ 9AM

Contest
Naughty Application NAUGHTY GAME Mark ALL that apply Would you kiss me? [ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] already did(hehe) Would you do me? [ ] In an instant! [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] you look to sweet to fuck [ ] already did Am I attractive? [ ] Heck no [ ] hot as Hell [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay I think ur pretty [ ] Sexy [ ] Ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Don't know Name one thing you would like to do to me... 1.) 3 things you would like to know about me? 1.) 2.) 3.) If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe Would you rather.. [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Date me [ ] Marry me [ ] Friends [ ] Do me What kind of underwear are you wearing right now? [ ] boxers [ ] whitie tighties [ ] thongs [ ] g-string [ ] granny panties [ ] boy shorts [ ] none What's ur favorite position? On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate m

When I Take Over The World
1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones. 2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through. 3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon. 4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies. 5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness. 6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them. 7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No." 8. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish sp

Creation
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit, Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole, Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it within, Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without, Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell, Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee, he touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee, Last was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.

Christmas Poem For The Troops
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE , IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE . I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT , A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS . WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS , A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT , OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WE

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Happy Thanksgiving.!!!!
Hi there all it has been a good while sence my last blog and now it's Thanksgiving wow how time flys huh. I hope all of you will have a Happy Thanksgiving with all your friends and family hope everyone is doing ok so far, it has been a while sence I have been on here, I now have 4 ferrets 3 girls and 1 boy. I will leave another blog soon I stay busy now with 2 jobs and gym time, take care everyone and have a Happy Thanksgiving.. Jay

Help Godmother In Her Bombing Contest
HELP GOMOTHER…..12,500 K AND SHE WINS AN AUTO 11’S….ONLY 12.5 K….WE CAN DO THIS EVERYONE….SHOW HER MAD LOVIN……SHE DESERVES IT AND MORE!!!! SO LETS HELP HER OUT EVERYONE!!! CLICK THE PIC BELOW AND JUST START BOMBING…..COMMENT ANYTHING YOU WANT…JUST SHOW HER LOTS OF LOVE!!!! THIS BULLETIN MADE BY: JADED ONE ▲►Ĵådəd Ôņə◄▼@ fubar

Thanks
Just wanted to thank everyone who has given me ratings comments messages drinks etc. etc. WHOA! this online community doesnt play does it?! When you all see a new peson you jump right on the task to make them feel welcomed! Thanks again to everyone jumping to the task of being so friendly!

Obituary
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; And maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that t

Pure
Don't you bring me down Kick me when I'm down Put me away again Every now and then Your bottle spinning my fate As I hold my breath And you say you don't want any part of this now Where did it go so wrong I guess I'm finally finding out It's got me tripping now The little things, everywhere I go It's such a shame Why you held on, so long Why don't you confuse me a little more? Confuse me And I never thought that you Who would believe that I wasn't good enough? Those things I never thought you'd do You got the best of me You got the best of me, when you said you didn't love me anymore And I know, this will be the last time You've got me, running in circles like a freak So why do you try, to kick me when I'm down I'm down, all the way down Put me away again Every now and then Your bottle spinning my fate While I hold my breath Don't sweat the lies that you say I control Confuse me a little more (Confuse me) And I never thought that you Who wo

Night Before Christmas
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE WIL

Crazy Mankind...
U know more money is spent on boob jobs and viagra then alzeimers research??? By 2040 the elderly will have perky tits and stiff dicks and no fucking idea why!!! DARK HUMOUR I KNOW...BUT FUNNY AS HELL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Navy Wife Thoughts
Since I got so much sleep last night and this morning, I figure why the hell not stay up for a while just to see if my husband comes on or not. So it's a knock-off spaghetti o and smirnoff ice night for me. Guess it's time for me to watch a bit more of "Carrier" Laters.

Thank To Great People
I just want to give a big thank you to THE ZODIAK BOMBERS and every one else that have been comment bombing the contest im in,it goes for 10 days so its only day one. I joined late and with all the hard work you guys are doing you moved me into second place,keep bombing away i will be giving out random FUBUCKS every day to different bombers..once again you guys Rock and a big thank you!!!!!!!!!! Please click the picture and rate and comment as mush as you can

Just My Stuff :)
Ok so here's my thing... Why do things happen the way that they do.. I am a firm believer in the statement that "EVERYTHING happens for a reason," but what is the reason??????? How do I find out the reason? Will I ever know the reason? Why do we hurt and get hurt, or better yet, why do we allow ourselves to do either or???? I just so happen to also be a great communicator.. So if someone wants to say something.. ANYTHING.. why wouldn't they? I am here to listen, react, give advice, comfort, empathize.. etc.. TALK TO ME!!!!!! Anyone reading this is probably going like What the HELL is this woman talking about????? I'm venting.. I just don't get how things happen, or why they do... and probably never will.. I know it is all a part of our "BIG PLAN" that ole boy upstairs has set for us, but DAMN if it isn't one thing its another and it is NOT FAIR! Someone once told me that life is only about 50% fair... I disagree, I would say more like 15% GRRRRRRR Anyhow.. while I am hoping that this a

Friends
People are part of your life for a season, a reason, or a lifetime. Unfortunately, we do not know of the people coming into our lives if they are one of those three ways. We only may know this until after the relationship is over: **When someone is in your life for a REASON. . . It is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or spiritually. **Then people come into your life for a SEASON. Because your turn has come to share, grow, or learn. **LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons: Things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person, and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life. Broken relationships tend to fall under seasons....you needed to learn from the relationship and grow from that. Its hard, but in

Jerk Heavens Waiting
Sometimes I feel just like a bat locked in a cage It's hard to live beyond the walls It ain't no life at all But don't you tear it down Chorus Take your chances, I'll take mine Chasing thunder is only wasted time Got no reason to walk that line Heaven's waiting if I can make it home tonight And with the years I've found a faith that gets me by It shows me the truth in a hurricane of lines My baby's left a light for me That's really all I need They won't bring me down (Repeat Chorus) Aimlessly rushing leaves you with nothing You need some loving to make you feel alive In less than a moment, life can be stolen I know where I'm going, gotta get me there tonight I'm holding on to what I can Like any other lucky man Love won't strike me love won't sell me out

Poem
Why does love come with pain My heart cant take it any more It has been beaten and tattered Look into my eyes and you will see The scares and breaks that it holds I try and fix it but it does not work Nothing strong enough to pull The pieces all back together Trying everything even a band-aid But that to is just as weak as my will Starting to think that I should quit Wondering if some one will come And fix this dormant heart of mine.

Live Forever
Words and music by Brian May There's no time for us There's no place for us What is this thing that builds our dreams yet slips away from us Who wants to live forever Who wants to live forever....? There's no chance for us It's all decided for us This world has only one sweet moment set aside for us Who wants to live forever Who wants to live forever? Who dares to love forever? When love must die But touch my tears with your lips Touch my world with your fingertips And we can have forever And we can love forever Forever is our today Who wants to live forever Who wants to live forever? Forever is our today Who waits forever anyway?

Poeta : The Art Of War, Interpetation Of Sun Tzu
Sun Tzu The Art of War Essentials Chapter 1 The Five Factors (a Chant Royale) War is a matter of vital importance and it’s practice is mandatory, for life and death is the providence and the outcome of martial study; so thus the factors fundamental be so impressed upon the General who rises up to lead his nation, whether in conquest or salvation, for within these five it is revealed, that he who follows this instruction shall taste of victory upon the field. The first factor, moral influence, must be inferred that harmony, established through benevolence and extending from his majesty, set forth a wise and ethical public measure for one and all; for then a banded population will stand together against aggression and thus the Prince whose heart is steeled against the sin of persecution shall taste of victory upon the field. In preparation for the advance of mounted troops and infantry, one must first consider distance and the terrain’s difficulty

Just Being Me
well first off let me say to those hatters dont need you dont want you dont care for but as we all know all they do is talk behind my back thats all good because they must be so bored and always got me on thier mind it kinda makes me feel specail because im doing me taking care of my family the best way iknow how im not into any drugs or gangs i dont steal to nake so if you plan to get at me to hang out party or pull a lick you can miss with all that @#%* and ALL YOU HATTERS TAKE TWO STEPS BACK ok well by now knopw i bored the hell out of you so im out late

My Insanity
too many things, too many voices, too much shit, too many choices. where is the light, i can barely see... and who will be the one at the end, waiting for me? i have one that i love, too many love me. for reasons unknown, and it keeps haunting me. i just want to cry, scream out in the night. i wish for the silence, a quiet mind. bit it never comes, the voices get worse, and come early morning i just want to curse, the light and my life that i cant recognize, as the tears flow freely from my eyes. who am i, what am i, do i even exist? am i even alive, or just a mist, of the remnent of love, when will it end? please someone come save me, at least just to lend, an ear to listen, a shoulder to cry, a heart to love me to never ask why... save me from all these voices, chaos in my mind. are u the one to save me??? we will see in time.....

I'm Sorry
Im sorry i'm a fuck up and cant get nothing right. im sorry that i cant sleep thinking of u everynight. im sorry you will never know the love i truley feel for u. im sorry this is the last time that i'll say i love u. im sorry for never making sense, when the answers were so clear. im sorry that i couldnt make u smile through all ur tears. im sorry that i couldnt make u see that you really had my heart. im sorry you didnt trust me, not to tear urs all apart. im sorry how i ramble on and never stop to rest. im sorry that you couldnt see that i was giving u my best. and mostly i am sorry for the things i didnt do... and knowing that i have to spend my life alone, being in love with you.......

My Shit
hey yall iam running for juggalette of the month of the tjeforum.com so g and vote for ninjette jingles666 and help me win iam trying to show that you dont have to dress slutty and show ur tits to be juggalette of the month so any help will do thank luv yall byeeeeeeeeeee

Secrets.......
i have a secret, known only to me of a love i am holding in my heart so deep. who? do u ask.. thats why it is hidden.. noever to be touched, it is forbidden. coz this love that i have will never be.. tho i love him so much unfortunatley. no one will ever know no one will ever see coz this secret is hidden deep inside of me.....

You Be Real
It seems no one really reads profiles around here so if you haven't please read.It is located on my front page. Look all men and women alike I grow tired already of just the little fucking bullshit I have seen.If you think I am talking to someone other than you I get smart ass fucking remarks not happening guys and women oh you have fucking tested me to the limit.Who gives you the right to think you have a god given right to say what is yours and what isn't and when you think that is in jeopardy you attacked me.If you want him then fucking meet him and if you dont then shut the fuck up.I am having fun deal with it and to say I am not real.Who the fuck made you judge and jury and what does it fucking matter to you.It matters only to the ones I enjoy spending my fucking time with.Did you catch that(THAT I AM SPENDING TIME WITH)I didnt see you in our conversation did you?You saying I am not real makes me laugh my fucking ass off at you.I mean is that all you got.Just move the fuck on y

What Thanksgiving Means To Me.
what does ThanksGIVING means to me.... To me life is about giving THANKS durring lifes ups and downs,,, IN the middle of all the storms in our lives.. we all have them.. we all have our stories... so here is mine for the last almost 2 yrs has been a battle for me in my life.. lots of stuff that could way me down if i allowed it to.. BUt i dont... I made the choice to smile and be happy and make others laugh. well some of the things going on in my life are... my x started having an affair (this mothers day will be 2 yrs.).this black friday will be a yr since the last time i said i was done and told him to leave.. i took him back 3 times durring the affair... i did this so i never had any WHAT IFS in my mind..like what if i would have tried this or said this... so i have no what ifs in my life about it now.but it was very rough time.. he got her pregnant. but she lost it.. and then she got pregnant again.. and she should be giving birth any day now.. so much i could tell u that s

Only So's You Know Rockford Only Kinda Sucks....
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FX cop drama “The Shield,” created, written and produced by Rockford native Shawn Ryan, ended Tuesday after seven seasons. Ryan told GO Columnist Georgette Braun last month that Rockford would be mentioned in the one-hour-45-minute finale, and he was true to his word. (SPOILER ALERT — do not read on if you don’t want to know how the show or series ends.) In one of the final scenes, Corrine Mackey — ex-wife of “Shield” main character Vic Mackey — and her children are relocated from L.A. through the Witness Protection Program to Rockford. The town isn’t mentioned by name, but as the family is introduced to their new house, a federal agent tells them about the “quiet” town where the “schools are getting better, there’s an ice rink a couple of miles away” and a “museum here with an actual dinosaur. The largest and finest juvenile T. rex in the world is right here at the fabulous Burpee Museum. He

Questions Unanswered
Well somethings haven't changed. I feel like I'm put in the middle and being asked to choose between my oldest and my relationship. Why can't it be just simple. I love both and they love me. The tension at home is very strong. Always waiting for the other shoe to drop

Poems!
My Love Your skin glows like the cherry, blossoms slowly as the lilly in the purest hope of spring. My heart follows your chimes voice and leaps like a spider at the whisper of your name. The evening floats in on a great blue jay wing. I am comforted by your eyes that I carry into the twilight of lipsbeams and hold next to my heart. I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears of water. As my eyes falls from my thought, it reminds me of your bedroom. In the quiet, I listen for the last beat of the day. My heated hands leaps to my bra. I wait in the moonlight for your secret shimmer so that we may fight as one, hands to hands, in search of the magnificent black and mystical glow of love What do u define as a friend the person you laugh with the person you cry with the emotions of a friendship filling inside me you may have a friend but are they real real enough you can tell them anything i am surrounded by lies i may think my friends may be

Happy Holidays .. Been A Good Year
Whenever the holidays arrive I always find myself reflecting on the past year. Most of you know me and know that I am a positive person. Thus, it could probably be the shittiest of years in the eyes of some, but I always seem to find the bright side. For instance, most think Mondays suck, but I think they are great. The way I figure it, if ya’ don't like your job, get another one. I do. Nevertheless, for the past month I have been reflecting on my year and my 8 months on Fubar. All in all, it has been a positive experience and I have truly had an abundance of fun meeting some wonderfully bright friends and family in cyber space. When I arrived on Fubar in April it was without fanfare. I didn't shoot to the top or buy my way into friendships. I don't do it offline and I won't conduct myself any differently online. As in real life, friends come and go for a multitude of reasons. I have experienced the good and the bad, the vile and the jealous, the beautiful and the repugnant. I have

Fate, Luck, Charm, Or Karma...
So tell me - do you believe in those things? Or are they just things that just happen because they happen? Fate is not something I believe in. What?!?! Okay, okay - I have to say I dont believe in fate, I believe in Faith. Fate is knowing without a doubt that something is going to happen whether it is for the good or bad about someone or something. Broad definition, I know, sorry! For me - I believe in Faith. Knowing without a doubt that one way or another I shall be taken care of just as you. I believe nothing is impossible for the Lord to handle. I believe that the Lord has a plan for everyone. That doesnt mean that I agree with everything that happens but I believe all things happen for a reason. Luck - ha, this one is easy. Have you ever seen my luck?? It SUCKS!! Not just a bit - a whole lot - every day, all the time, year round. Take for instance this morning - trying to climb into the car and I fall out of the car. Take for instance trying to ride the horse and I end up g

Five
Author Nathan Walker We all know every sports freak has thought about it--which football players could survive on the basketball court? Which basketball players on the football field? I did not bother with which football players would make it in the NBA, because I think they would all make it. They would just have to change the maximum fouls from 6 to 12 and allow flagrant fouls. But basketball players are a different type of athlete from basketball players. If you had to attribute a type of music to each sport, football would be heavy metal and rap and basketball would be more like jazz and R&B. Basketball is more of a smooth sport while football is more rough. I have picked the top 5 players from the NBA who could make a successful transition to the NFL. 1. LeBron James, Cleveland Cavaliers Height: 6'8" Weight: 250 lbs. Basketball Position: Small Forward Football Position: Wide Receiver Of course, Lebron James has to be up on this list. He even played wide receiver i

Holiday Thank Yous For Troops!
I AM SENDING OUT A BUNCH OF HOLIDAY THANK YOU CARDS TO DIFFERENT TROOPS THIS YEAR. IF YOU KNOW ANYONE THAT NEEDS ON OR IS GOING TO BE AWAY FOR THE HOLIDAYS LET ME KNOW NAMES AND ADDRESSES SO THAT I CAN SEND ONE TO THEM. THANKS

One Rate
Ok i'm busting my ass bombing over here...I'm asking my friends for just one rate and leave a comment or two if you have time. Send me a pm when your done and i will return the favor! *click pic* Rate & comment for me puuuuuuuhlease! While your here rate my blog k?! Thanks!

What To Do Now
i need help. i am told i am loved everyday....but.....he lives somewhere else for work i live in his apartment...but you guessed it my relationship with him out of 3 months is on the phone...do i wait for him? i sit at night most nights waiting for the phone call from him and he always uses the excuse i fell asleep sorry i love you..or he cuts it short when i do get to talk to him...am i waisting my time should i go for someone else be by myself or should i give him the benifit of the doubt and suffer with being alone with a heart that hurts?

The Barrett 50 Cal Sniper Rifle
So, I did a favor for the Special Forces unit and to repay me for it, they took me out for an Afternoon of shooting the Barrett 50 cal sniper rifle. I tell you, I was so excited, I was shooting with a woody. Here is the video. The same day, a bird landed out in front of me. I misses the bird, and switched to the truck. You can see the rounds impact almost instantly.

Sick Of It All!
It really has become very pathetic that in a place where we can be our selves that so many hide behind false mask's. The whole of the internet has become corrupt. It was supposed to be a place where people can come, escape reality and BE THEM SELVES. Yet how many people fain at friendship, only to sit there and talk smack behind your back. I guess I shouldn't be surprised. The art of flaming has evolved. People need to wake up, this place, the whole of it not just fubar, has become a breeding ground for hatred and bigotry. I'm of a much older skool of net head's, back when it was pure, before the day's of flaming other user's. We are a community with out border's. I am who I am, I say stupid shit, I do stupid thing's. By no means am I perfect, nor do I wanna be perfect. I am happy being imperfect cause it is my flaws that make me who I am. All these whiny ass attention whores and false faced retarded monkey's need to wake up. This is not what the internet was designed to be. From here

Who Wants Love
We all want to be in relationship dating. We all want to be wanted and we only want someone that someone else wants too. Here are 5 reasons we are addicted to relationship dating. 1. Keeps us feeling alive 2. We deep down want some love. 3. No matter how much we love freedom, we love LOVE more. 4. Variety is good no matter who you are with. 5. The world is a big place and our curiousity is just as big! For some great tips on dating check out my new blog.... http://www.whowantslove.com

Happiness
Maybe . . . We were supposed to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe . . . When the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often times, we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us. Maybe . . . It is true that we don't know what we have until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives. Maybe . . . The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. Maybe . . The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; after all, you can't go on successfully in life until you let go of your past mistakes, failures and heartaches. Maybe . . . You should dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because you have only one life

~attention Drama Queens~
Why do you want to come on here and create virtual drama?? Don't you get enough in RL? I know I do! Im sick of drama queens messaging me to tell me who I can and can't talk to....or to say something stupid to try and pick a fight...LOL...truth is ..I don't care what you think.. Mind your own buisness....I will mind mine...Im way to old for any childish drama that you want to start....Get a life! and Grow the heck up!

Up Inside U
When we look up inside ourselves only to find that the looking glasses no longer reflect what we had hoped to still see instead a stilted view... of what is no longer there What we had allowed others to borrow, taken what should not have been removed. The intangible us, that we alone know is amiss. apart from ourselves almost unnoticed Bonded in layers of tissue paper, what we once knew was familiar still. Feral from the outset, on a shelf swallowed in dust. that which has slipped into sleep Unaware it was supposed to remain intact, dismantled by the sirens steady through the nite. something them, they could not possibly feel. what we should have known to protect.

Very New Here
Did you know a man thinks about sex every 8 seconds and a woman thinks about sex every 24 seconds! Well lets rock people im new here and show me the way! Im a easy going guy and love to share my life with other people to have fun and live it to the fullest !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So even though men think about sex 3 times more than a woman can blame a guy for trying !!!!!!!!

Thank You .
I wanted to thank everyone for all the rates and comments you gave me while the Auto 11's were on. I especially want to thank this wonderful lady for giving it to me ..~*♥ ÐRËÃΜΖ♥*~@ fubar, Thank you so much. I also want to wish everyone a wonderful and blessed Thanksgiving. . Thank you all again. Tom

You Just Have To Read This -- It's Funny, I Swear!!!
How to Poop at Work We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Gu ide for taking a dump at work. *CROP DUSTING* When farting, you walk really fast around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff, but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants. *FLY BY* The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom. *ESCAPEE* A fart that slips out while taking

Heartache
i had a lady she said she loved me and always wanted to be with me. then out of the blue i got i don't love u and leave me alone. she couldn't do it herself she had someone else do it for her then she checks me out and she lied to my daughter she said we would be together to her and then she did this if u read this u know who u r i just would like to know why u did this to me.

A Different Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled,

Spotlite
SHOW HER SOME LOVE!!! SHE IS SPOTLIGHT AND MY OWNER!!!! Carolvision63 ~ ‍ owned by Ponyboy0827 ‍ ~ ♥ Head Greeter @ The Ace Cafe ♥ (repost of original by 'shadowlevelershelper~OWNED BY SCARLETT...only accepting friends from levelers' on '2008-11-26 10:21:45') (repost of original by '~GARY~SHADOWLEVELER~SPANKERS~OWNED BY INFARRED & SCARLETT~BOOBOO'S FOREVER~' on '2008-11-26 10:23:01')

Panties In Public
I was at the bar where I work at the other day, not behind the counter for a change. This time I was the one making demanding drink orders (not really that demanding) and I got a little silly... I decided to bar hop in town (very small town) in nothing but panties and a tee shirt that says "Santa... I can explain". So, I went to the three bars in town, bought condoms in each men's restroom vending machine, and returned to my seat at my bar. Sooner than later, I was dared to go next door to the deli and boy a box of condoms. The deli was PACKED, no one thought I would actually follow through, but guess what!!!! I DID!... no tits! ALL BALLS!... so thing is... now my Best friend is pissed at me because people are talking trash about me around town, I think they are all just jealous, but my friend thinks I ruined my reputation. I don't really care.. should I?

Holidays
well, there are many reasons, mainly my family's apparent curse for the day after one of my favorite holidays, it started a few years ago, when we got robbed at gunpoint, my dad, my sister, me, and my cousin in my aunt's driveway, another one i broke my ankle, another my husband got arrested and taken to jail for a month over a 25 dollar ticket and his sentence for non payment was a week, that was it, he got out right before christmas, and on top of it, what caused him to get arrested was driving me home from the hospital witha cyst. He had no driver's liscense but i wasn't about to let my dad come in during a pelvic exam either and i NEED someone in the room when I'm going through that. He got all of that taken care of this year, paid his dues and whatnot, but seriously why the hell should I want to leave the house on black friday because it's apparent that every black friday will not only be black, but bleak! I'm terrified to drive home after thanksgiving dinner, because I have no

Wtf Am I Susposto Do Now...
Ok I marked this NSFW so dont give me any shit about the content. Im Trying Really hard here to have a positive outlook but I cant keep all of this shit in any fucking longer. The place I work at is in a BAD way... I work for a company owned by an individual who is now Really Struggling to just keep the doors open. I REALLY blame the economy, we were doing FINE until about 6 months ago. Now its all down hill and losing 3-5k per month and falling deeper into debt. Most of you might think "So what, its not 'Your' company". Fuck you, This is my livelyhood, This is the FIRST job in a LONG time that I love. I LOVE my job, I love going to work. I have tried to buy this place, but I cant get the funds to get started. So now its like this, Either the owner Fires the shop manager (aka my roomate) and he moves back to be with his family in South Carolina, and then IM Fucked because I have to find a place to live... OR IM Royally Fucked and the places closes its doors and we all

Guess
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Women Over 40
Women Over 40 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and hon

Thankful
Be Thankful Be thankful that you don't already have everything you desire, If you did, what would there be to look forward to? Be thankful when you don't know something For it gives you the opportunity to learn. Be thankful for the difficult times. During those times you grow. Be thankful for your limitations Because they give you opportunities for improvement. Be thankful for each new challenge Because it will build your strength and character. Be thankful for your mistakes They will teach you valuable lessons. Be thankful when you're tired and weary Because it means you've made a difference. It is easy to be thankful for the good things. A life of rich fulfillment comes to those who are also thankful for the setbacks. GRATITUDE can turn a negative into a positive. Find a way to be thankful for your troubles and they can become your blessings.

My 12 Yearold Pitbull Is Very Sick
happy thanksgiving everyone its not gona be to good for me idont relly have much family yea im goin to my bros for dinner icame home from work bandit my black and white pitbull ihave alot of his pics in my pics is very sick hes gona be 13 in june hes not gona make it he can hardly move ihad to pick him up to take him out not to easy hes 100pounds ijust hope he dies in his sleep ive had him since he was 4weeks old alot people have told me how pretty he is hes been agreat dog not amean bone in his body ijust felt like writing and tellin everyone

Auto 11's
I have recently began geting sick of those with auto 11's..seriously and only my opinion on the issue. They come buy slap your profile a rate so you will take notice to their gift....you rate them they gain points as well as you, but do these fools ever rate yours...seriously?? I know of a couple that would and like usual I leave them nameless cause they like most dont desire attention. I will say if i'm rated i'll rate back and recently i've been taking a lil time away and not noticing much, yet when I came back these fools take notice rate me so I do their auto's ummm nooooooooo!!! Yet to those that pay me some mind i'll return the love with or without autos!!

My Stash
As many have noticed I've added a lot to my stash the last couple of days, all have some meaning to me. The Staind videos mean the most, Aaron Lewis' music tells you of the pain and hurt in my soul and the video of "believe" speaks to me about some one I truly love and respect, he has taught me recently that I am a beautiful, intellingent, strong woman and no one can take that away from me. However, this person has made me fall in love with him so that song has special meaning to me for that also.

Drugs
Artist: jerk lyrics Song: love your drugs lyrics Jerk Music Videos Jerk - Love Your Drugs (Live @ Channel V) Music Video Ringtones left icon Send "Love Your Drugs" Ringtone to Cell Ringtones right icon Took you down for one more hit, when you gonna stop that shit? 'Till the next time it's OK, slowly watching your decay Just one more time, just one last time Deep inside the living dead, Zombie fucks, retarded head, I know just what you will say, Get the fuck out of my way Why can't you just love me like you love your fucking drugs, You tell me that you hate it but you never get enough Guess it only mattered when, I turn my back on you again For a second I felt fine So I tried to save you one last time Why can't you just love me like you love your fucking drugs, You tell me that you hate it but you never get enough Why can't you just love me like you love your fucking drugs You tell me that you hate it but you never get enough Without you I found

I'll Show You
I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I NEED IF YOU GIVE ME WHAT I WANT I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO SURVIVE IF YOU TEACH ME HOW TO LIVE FORGIVE LET GO AND GROW I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO DEVOUR MY LOVE LIKE A SAVAGE TO A BEAST, FUCK MY MIND FROM BEHIND IF YOU UNDERSTAND IT TAKES TIME I'LL SHOW YOU THAT SENSITIVITY AND QUESTIONABLE REALITY CREATE ME IF YOU UNDERSTAND MY COMPLEX CONTROVERSY OF PHILOSOPHY ABOUT SHE I'LL SHOW YOU THAT I'LL ACCEPT I AIN'T SHIT IF YOU MAKE HER BELIEVE SHE CREATED IT CAUTIOUS HER MINDS THICK SSHH SHE CAN'T SHAKE IT I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO TWIRL MY HAIR THROUGH YOUR FINGERS CARESSING MY INSECURITIES, SECRETLY

Nice To Know
Nice to know that people are back lying about us again. First we were lyers, but NO ONE could tell us what the hell we lyed about. NOW all of a sudden we are stealers!!! First off, I have NEVER taken anything from anyone WITHOUT asking first!!! I was raised better than that. I may JOKE, on that subject, but I would not accually do it. I mean come on people. Where the hell are you getting this crap? Why would I steal something from a kid, i was WORKING as a babysitter MAKING money, what reason would I have to steal from some kid!!!!!!!!!! It makes no since what-so-ever. I was making $50 a week babysitting for Jess and Billy...... so why would I steal from some kid? I mean think about it, with the 50$ I was getting thats a game for my brothers Xbox360, or a few wal-mart 2 for 10$ movies...... or even something eles that I may want to spend money on, like wrestling gear..... I don't know who is now telling others that I stold something or in fact anything!!! But I am saying this right FZ*

Blast
okay someone got me this blast thing so I type it up and send it in.Hour later I was notified it had been approved which was great,then I go and read it and they cut part of it out because they don't know german.Should they have not allowed me to correct it and put it in english before activated it and taking it totally off what I had written.It looks so fucking stupid now/I have written them but no response.I mean people pay for these right and if they do and they decide to cut a part of it out shouldn't they at least let you correct it.

Random Stuff
you know i put pics on my profile for just the fun of it and hate when other profiles have they're pictures set as private but i'm beginning to understand why they did it...especially when one i'm told one of my pics is NSFW...when it clearly is not but i'm half tempted to make my pics private

No Sex For Months Can Realy Chang A Man
i haven't had sex now for 4 mouths and im starting to think something is rong fith me. im a realy out going guy,i dont get mad that esey and i dont think i look that bad.so what am i doing rong?

Ignorance
is it 2 much 2 say sorry when u bump into someone? i hate when ppl walk in the middle of the street when ur driving down it. n whats with these asshole drivers who cut u off just 2 get 2 the red light? do u get a prize 4 that? n would it b 2 much 2 hold the door 4 someone who's carrying a ton of bags? oh n grabbing something out of someone's hand should result in that hand being chopped off!! i think i covered alot of it..feel free 2 add.

The Real Thankgiven...
The year was 1637.....700 men, women and children of the Pequot Tribe, gathered for their "Annual Green Corn Dance" in the area that is now known as Groton, Conn. While they were gathered in this place of meeting, they were surrounded and attacked by mercenaries of the English and Dutch. The Indians were ordered from the building and as they came forth, they were shot down. The rest were burned alive in the building. The next day, the Governor of the Massachusetts Bay Colony declared : "A day of Thanksgiving, thanking God that they had eliminated over 700 men, women and children. For the next 100 years, every "Thanksgiving Day" ordained by a Governor or President was to honor that victory, thanking God that the battle had been won. Source: Documents of Holland , 13 Volume Colonial Documentary History, letters and reports form colonial officials to their superiors and the King in England and the private papers of Sir William Johnson, British Indian agent for the New York

Study On Hepatitis C
I received this info and thought I would pass it on. They said they would give me $40 referral fee. You can either tell them to make a donation to HepCAware.org or keep that for yourself. ;) Dawn Here's the email I received. Thank for your interest in the study on Hepatitis C study with patients. We are looking for patients, based in the USA . We are very interested to talk people who are living with Hepatitis C. What we require of the patient: Complete a self-completion diary (around 10 minutes in the evening each day) for 7 days preceding the telephone interview. 1 telephone interview lasting 90 minutes moderated by an independent market researcher. The telephone interview will involve discussion with 2 other patients on the topics as above. Patients will be required to have their completed diaries to hand. The incentives will be paid the day after the study (cheque of $200,- sent to the mail address that they will provide). I would like to re

A Smile
Tomorrow's thanksgiving right? and tonight while I was on the phone with somebody who's become very dear to me, I realized that all I want for thanksgiving is for the people I love and care about, to be happy, and to know that they mean the world to me, and to know that I cherish and am thankful for every minute I get to spend in their thoughts, and for every minute they're in mine.

Thought It Was Cute
Put "yes" "maybe" or "no" and answer me back be honest!! Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Lick me: Fuck Me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Caress me: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Go to sleep with me: Do me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of u: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Give me a lap dance: Tell me you love me: Let me call you: Get drunk with me: What would you do if you woke up next to me ? BORROWED FROM DRMAMI0031

Random Thoughts....
A poem on how I feel.... yeah, it's sad, but true! *sigh* Why? Why is it you always want someone you can’t have? Always aching, needing, wanting, but never getting anywhere. Alone, still, with a heart full of love to give… Wanting to give it to that one who will give it back Is something wrong with me? Am I not good enough to be loved? There seems to always be someone better And they take my chance away with someone I want. Being 2nd best really does put a damper on my heart It makes me wonder if I will ever find that someone Who will love me with all they got? I believe I deserve someone who will treat me good Not like my last one, who abused me with words. All I have left is to give my sadness to God. And hope and pray he will find me someday A love I’ve been wanting for all my life…

Online Shopping
Greetings everyone! :-) I am currently a full time mom, working a part time job outside the home. However, I also do some side work as well. My bestfriend talked me into doing AVON sales. It's not much, but it has helped her a great deal to make some extra cash so she can pay some small bills and has quite a bit of luck doing this. So I thought I'd give it a try. I know that not everyone shops AVON or even likes the products, but there are those few that are dedicated customers and really likes the products. I thought that this would be a great way to advertise. So, if you're interested visit my e-store at www.youravon.com/kboyer Check it out, there might be something that you like or you know someone else might like. You can view the brochures online in the comfort of your home and pay for your items right then and there, also there is free direct shipping, you never have to contact a person to tell them what you want and then hope they don't over price you, or mix up your

Family
hey just a blog bout whats going on . im the oldest child in a family of four. i have three sisters that i dont get to see but once or twice a year and i have always been protective and a bully to them but it helped out in the end cuz when they got to high school they were tough bitches but when we all get together its like hanging with the guys. cuz wen we were growing up they followed brother around.its great to have them here for this thanksgiving thought i would share sumthin personal hope yopu enjoyed it.

Holiday Season
Hey there, just wanted everyone to know that I still luv all my fu friends... With the holiday shopping season here, I may not be on much... But after it is all said and done, I'll be back and better than ever! xoxo to all and HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Dan

Santa's Naughty List Train
Just when you thought you were safe! Santa's Naughty List hit the FU! To join this train and find out why he has a Naughty List please rate my Christmas Folder and leave a comment on the last pic. Click on this picture it will take you to the folder! Now Rate/Fan/Add everyone that's already on the train. If you are already friends with someone check to see if you can re-rate them and send them a comment asking "What does Santa say about you?" or something relating to the train. When new people join the train,please DO NOT just accept the friend request-Rate/fan/comment back. No cheating,or you will be removed from the train! Private message me when you have finished to be added to the train. Please include a pic link for your Tag,or I shall have to choose one myself! Your Hostess 1.♥TexasAngel♥~Rating Revolution Recruiter~♥Fu Angel♥ Who else is on Santa's Naughty List? 2.Michaela daydreams...alot...~Slave to OZ~member of the Br

Why The Fighting Irish (for Incredible Hulk)
Why the "Fighting Irish"? Many people wonder (or worry) about Notre Dame and that word, Irish. To us, it doesn't mean race exclusively; nor is it just another nickname. The fact is, it keeps alive the memory of a long, uphill fight for recognition against a spirit that was not always generous, nor even fair-minded. The Irish, as known at Notre Dame, has an authentic history and a meaning deeper even than race. Notre Dame began athletic relations chiefly with local colleges founded by various denominations. Press reports would refer to the schools as the "Baptists" or the "Methodists," and the like. For Notre Dame it was the "Catholics," or the "Irish." But the players were never all of Irish ancestry; nor were they all Catholics. The usage was not original, but a continuing custom from earlier Colonial times. The bulk of the first Catholic immigrants were Irish -- so that Catholics and Irish were identical in the public mind. It is sad to recall now, but few of the original st

Hey Boys
im so sorry i have not got to return the favor to all of you. i can only get on now when im at work or at my friends house. but i have not forgot about everyone. so be patience and ill make it up to all of you. ok take care

Something Else
Title: Something Else By: detox Numb I can't feel a thing Wondering Will this ever change? Can I make it through Am I lost in thought? Or is this a memory I've already forgot? Is this pain all in my mind Or am I a failure by design A broken soul inside and out Just something else to write about Something else to settle the score There has to be something more Something more than what I became Someone else to place the blame Something other than hurt and pain Something else I can't explain

The Lady Of Th Dragons As Originally Posted By Firewalker...
thank you firewalker for letting me borrow ur wonderful poetry and reposting it to my own page to share w many others! The lady of the dragons The lady of the dragon sleeps When all about her life is quiet Her deep love of life awakens in her the brilliance of a new day She hastens to care for those about her - Her dearest friends They eagerly await her gentle ways, her warmth from within As she cares for them, Showers love in her endless words and manner Unknown to them is her strength- her courage, her humor And silently, proudly her mother watches as this woman-child grows Into the beautiful lady of the dragons that has always been her dream

Crush
I hung up the phone tonight, something happened for the first time, deep inside it was a rush, what a rush, Cause the possibility that you would ever feel the same away about me, it’s just too much, just too much Why do I keep running from the truth, all I ever think about is you You got me hypnotized, so mesmerized, and I just got to know Do you ever think, when you’re all alone, all that we can be, where this thing can go, Am I crazy or falling in love, is it real or just another crush Do you catch a breath, when I look at you, are you holding back, like the way I do, Cause I’m tryin’, tryin’ to walk away But I know this crush aint’ goin’ away, goin’ away Has it ever cross your mind when we’re hangin’, spending time girl, are we just friends, is there more, is there more, See it’s a chance we’ve gotta take, cause I believe that we can make this into something that will last, last forever, forever Do you ever think, when you’re all alone, all that w

Lost
why do we wonder thro life thinking we know what we want just to realize we r more lost now then we ever were... and why is it the ppl we turn to for love and comfort end up turning us away ... is it so hard for ppl to realize that maybe all a person needs is a hug or a kiss or for them to just wrap there arms around them to say hey i care or hey ill always be here.... dont they know its the security that a person seeks knowing that someone will always be there for u... a loving touch or a gentle brace .. what does a person have to do to get that love they long so much for .... do ppl not understand that we put on a smile just to hide what we r really feeling or we say everything is ok just because we r to scared to say what is on are mind or how we really feel for them in fear they will turn away or the feelings arnt the same .... is some ppl really meant to be alone forever to never feel the lo

Why Is Life As
As I look in the world. I find myself a dying breed. To want to love with little want of any return. My wants are of those of the world and of myself. It may sound corny but how many out there pay it forward, without wish of return. The world has become a fest pool of taking from one another with no giving back. I am not saying we should all go back and live as the Amish. There is a compromise between living like an Amish and the technological minded people we are today. Young girls feeling that they have to dress like a promiscuous woman just to be looked at by a fellow male. No wonder the rate of pedophiles have risen steadily. Now we can say it is because the internet, TV, and the media. But it is not it is because we don’t care enough for ourselves to correct what we have lost. Love, peace and understanding that there are just some things that we can not control. Tomorrow I dare all who read this to go up to that person at work, school, or somewhere on the street and carr

Love......
The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and then said, 'This is for you, Momma.' The mother was embarrassed by her earlier over reaction, but her anger flared again when she opened the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner. 'Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the package?' She had tears in her eyes and said, 'Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blew kisses into it until it was full.' The mother was crushed. She fell on her knees and put her arms around her little girl, and she begged her forgiveness for her thoughtless anger. An accident took the life of the child only a short

How To Get ,blings , Or Fubucks And Level Up
BACK BY DEMAND BACK MY DEMAND ***STARTING A NEW PIC RATE A THON *AS OF 12-23-08 TILL ????? TO SAY THANK TO MY FRIENDS. I AM RUNNING ANOTHER AUTO 11, SO MANY HAVE LEVELED ON ME THEY WANT ME TO DO IT AGAIN LOL **RATE ATHON WITH BLINGs N FUBUCKS GIVE AWAY** I HAVE HAD LOTS DO IT 4 & 5 TIMES LOL & AND GET BLINGS EACH TIME WHILE THEY LEVEL UP..LOL I have my Auto 11's activated. Come rate my pics with a 10 and YOU and I will both get 35 points for each rate, and 57 points during Happy Hours. Have fun rating and hope a lot of you level up Happy Hour 11's from VIP's will count 108 and not 57 *JUST A example...600 rates takes about 30 minutes and @ 57 points each, thats 32,400 easy points and matching fubucks,,, what a deal. **Rate Athon with Give Away BLINGS till????:)** *SEXYGIRLBLONDE*#17*GODFATHER*1st,Oracle* FAN/RATE B4 ADD,TY*@ fubar Viva Las VegasBy ZZ TopBest Video Codes

Touched My Heart
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perhaps a

Career Personallity Test....i'm
Social Have a knack for helping people and you enjoy doing so. You enjoy helping others—whether it's simply offering a kind word or propping up a friend or family member during a crisis. You have the patience of Mother Teresa(just an expression, I don't know how much patience she really does have), empathetic, and generous. You are often a strong team player - good at achieving consensus. Some careers you would probably enjoy would be: school psychologist, mediator, nurse, physical therapist, social worker, personal coach, employee trainer, or even a school based counselor/psychologist.

Im Pissed Off
LISTEN UP ASSHOLES THIS GOS MAINLY 2 YOU IOWA GUYS...THIS IS BETHS FRIEND MISSY.. IM FUCKING DISGUSTED AT THE WAY YOU ARE JUDGING HER BEFORE YOU HEARD HER SIDE OF THINGS...SO ASSHOLES BEFORE YOU JUDGE HER WHY DONT YOU HEAR HER SIDE AND THEN MAKE A JUDGEMENT.. IM TELLING YOU WRITE NOW SHES INNOCENT DAMN IT AND YOUR GONNA BE SORRY WHEN SHES CLEARED...CAUSE YOU MISSED OUT ON GETTING TO KNOW A GREAT GIRL..OH WELL ITS YOUR LOSS NOT HERS!

Dont Ever
Dont ever go to my friends page again.It is disrespectful to me and to him.I have submitted to him and I have made no fucking secret about it.It happens again your off my list and blocked.I don't check up on you I deserve the same back Stay off of Guido's page

Thanksgiving Poems
Thank You For Inviting Us Thank you for inviting us To your Thanksgiving dinner. A day spent in your company Is invariably a winner. Thank you for the time you spent Preparing all the food; For making us feel welcome, You have our gratitude! By Joanna Fuchs Thanksgiving Feasting When the Halloween pumpkins are gone, And the leaves have all fallen to ground, When the air has turned windy and cold, Then Thanksgiving will soon be around. Thoughts of loved ones all feasting together, Pleasant pictures from past times appear To dwell in each heart and each mind-- Then Thanksgiving is finally here! The kitchen has scrumptious aromas, The dining room looks oh, so fine, Decorations with pilgrims and turkeys, And now we are ready to dine! First the napkins are placed on our laps; Now the prayer for the meal to be blessed, Then we stuff the good food in our tummies, And we hope for it all to digest! By Joanna Fuchs More Than A Day As Thanksgivin

About Me!
I'm alicia and pleasing men is what I do best! I'm a horny hotty who wants to do it with you, baby. I love fantasies of the naughty kind and can tease and please you like no other. I want to be your dirty little secret, your princess and sensual goddess. Lets share our deepest desires and explode together. wildalicia420@yahoo.com

Ramblings
One day, a scorpion looked around at the mountain where he lived and decided that he wanted a change. So he set out on a journey through the forests and hills. He climbed over rocks and under vines and kept going until he reached a river. The river was wide and swift, and the scorpion stopped to reconsider the situation. He couldn't see any way across. So he ran upriver and then checked downriver, all the while thinking that he might have to turn back. Suddenly, he saw a frog sitting in the rushes by the bank of the stream on the other side of the river. He decided to ask the frog for help getting across the stream. "Hellooo Mr. Frog!" called the scorpion across the water, "Would you be so kind as to give me a ride on your back across the river?" "Well now, Mr. Scorpion! How do I know that if I try to help you, you wont try to kill me?" asked the frog hesitantly. "Because," the scorpion replied, "If I try to kill you, then I would die too, for you see I cannot swim!"

Thankful
imikimi - Customize Your World I hope each of you know how thankful I am for the friendship that each of you offer me here on fu. I wouldn't make it sometimes without some of you and you know who you are. I would especially like to thank Captain Morgan, BunnieGrl/SugarLips,Rock On,Vet,and I know I am leaving someone out but I am very thankful for these especially. I pray God bless you each and everyone one. My mind keeps going to our military families this morning and I pray God be with them all today and with our troops that our fighting to keep this nation safe. I hope you each enjoy your day and remember we all have something to be thankful for!!! God Bless You All, Sweet T Tonya

Fuckin Insanity
WTF is wrong with me? starting a fire in the smoker at 4 am in the pouring rain???????? no choice, couldn`t do bird in oven as it was already soaked in brine i`m a gonna get fucked up today i do believe happy thanksgiving my friends, and you too fiesty one

Troops On Thanksgiving
I would like to wish all the troops men and woman who could not make it home for Thanksgiving!!! We all because of them have the freedom to celebrate this time of the year!! If u know a soldier man or woman tell them how much u appreciate them!!!

So Long Hughie My Friend
Heres the first thanksgiving that i can truly thank the spiritual power that controls all that we know this blog is in honor of a truly great human being ,a great musician,and a good friend. You gave the world a sound no one will ever copy and those that do will honor you... you helped me through times of uncertainty and despair and helped pull myself back to my feet and let me know the blues that i had lived. you have gone before your time and you will be missed by the world that hears your guitar ring in their every day...such that is mine i will miss you and your captivating guitar as well as your sweet melodic harmony...they will ring forever .. go with your brothers as you are truly ghost riders in the sky...you will in this heart forever and in every note i play ..goodbye my friend in fond memory......Hughie Thomasson r.i.p. sept /07/07

Thanksgiving
Early this morning. a 19 year old local girl passed away, from a cancer she had been fighting since February. So every year from now on her Family has to deal with Thanksgiving as the day their daughter died. So please everybody enjoy what you have and be thankful for it! Things are just things, it's the people who mean the most to you that matter. Rest In Peace Danni!! God Bless your family on this Thanksgiving day! *hugz everybody!! Happy Thanksgiving!!! http://dannifrain.blogspot.com/ that's blog page her mother kept up to date if you're interested in checking it out.

Rose
A GOOD MORNING KISS AND HUG JUST FOR YOU I LOVE YOU MY SWEET MORE THEN YOU KNOW I HOLD YOU SO TIGHT IN MY ARMS AND MY HEART SO NOTHING WILL HURT YOU OR SCARE YOU MY LOVE I KISS YOU LOVING AND GENTLE AT NIGHT AND WAKE YOU WITH ANOTHER AT MORNINGS FIRST LIGHT YOU ARE THE LIGHT THAT SHINES IN MY LIFE SO BRIGHT YOU ARE THE VERY REASON I WAKE TO GO THROUGH THE DAY I LOVE YOU MORE NOW THEN I DID BEFORE AND EVERY MOMENT MY LOVE FOR YOU GROWS I LOVE YOU ROSE WITH ALL OF MY HEART SOUL AND BEING AND THIS IS FOR YOU FROM MY HEART WITH ALL MY LOVE YOUR HARLEY

Generic Pilgrim Voyage
I’d like this To be eloquent As that seems Appropriate Maybe wax Poetically About the time We’ve spent And what that Meant to me Fill the lines With love And emotions So you understood That the words Are true But keeping it Simple Is the perfect And most Accurate Thing to do The best way I can say it Is that I am Thankful For You

Hate Em'!
WHY IN THE HELL DO MEN LIE ? I MEAN IS IT ALWAY'S IN THEY'RE GENETIC MAKE UP TO LIE ? WHY WOULD A GUY GET TO KNOW YOUR MOST INNER THOUGHTS, SHARE PARTS OF HIMSELF THAT ARE PRIVATE AND THEN IT ALL BE JUST ONE BIG LIE ? ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY TELL YOU THEY LOVE YOU..... MEN LIKE THAT TRULY DO MAKE ME SICK! YOU ACCEPT SOMEONE FOR WHO THEY ARE FAULTS AND ALL, AND THEN LIE TO YOU! NOW, I AM NOT SAYING THAT WOMAN AREN'T PERFECT, BUT COME ON! HOW MANY WOMAN DO YOU KNOW THAT HONESTLY LIE ABOUT SHIT ? WHAT I DON'T GET IS WHY A GUY WOULD GO THROUGH ALL THAT ONLY TO BE LYING TO YOU ABOUT LOVING YOU, AND WANTING TO BE WITH YOU, AND LYING ABOUT PROMISES HE MADE ..... *SIGHS* AND THE MEN OF THIS WORLD WHO AREN'T LIKE ALL THE REST OF THE ASSHOLES OUT THERE, WE APPLAUD YOU! WE APPLAUD YOU FOR BEING THE DECENT ONES OF THE WORLD WHO ARE HONEST, DON'T LIE, LOVE,AND ARE TRUE TO THEMSELVES AND HAVE A HEART THE SIZE OF NIAGRA FALL'S, THANK YOU! WE APPLAUD YOU BECAUSE THERE ARE ONLY A SELECT FEW OF THOSE MEN L

A New Site For The New Year In Solorolo1 Town
Well hello all hope this note finds u all happy and glad in all that u do. here we are we have ust made it to thanksgiving, we have a new president and a few new other politicians and we are heading head first in to 2009. I have a new direction in life, i will am single again and will be able to be happy even if i am not with some one. My daughter will graduate and start collage, my son will come home from Japan fo a while. and looking forward to the day where, i can get out and start meeting some of you if you are interested. I will do a lot ore roaming of the country so if you are open to a friends visit let me know. all will be welcome here for visits can show you the great mountains called the Rockies a great adventure,and very beautiful i am done for now so if you have any comments leave them would love to here from you all

Thankful For
its been a good year so far and there is alot to be thankful for. for starter my family, especially my cousin preacher billy for puttin my up for a month while in guatemala. the towns folks of joyobaj for acceptin this gringo and for allowin me to be apart of there community. i am thankful for my buddy matt goin to amsterdam with me, without him i might still be there.. maybe i shouldn't be thankful for that. lol. also thankful for my nieghbors and keepin me workin without ever having to leave the lake. nice when ya don;t have to go more then a mile to go to work.. and lastly i am thankful for all the awesome peeps i have met on here in the last year!!! hope everyone is as thankful as i am and that you all have a grate thanksgiving day meal with friends and family!!!

Holiday Blog
I AM SITTING HERE MISSINGMY KIDS AND THE LIFE I HAD LAST YEAR..BUT I GUESS IT IS FUNNY THE DIFFERENCE A YEAR CAN MAKE..I AM NOT WITH MY YOUNGEST DAUGHTERS FATHER AND I AM NOT GETTING TO SEE MY KIDS THIS TIME..GUESS THE NEXT YEAR WILL HAVE TO BE MORE REMARKABLE..MANY CHANGES TO COME..NEW LIFE IN AN OLD HOME TOWN..NEW LIFE IN THE MAKING FOLKS..CROS YOUR FINGERS..PRAY THAT I CAN MAKE THIS BETTER THEN WHAT I HAD BEFORE..GOD BLESS YOU ALL..

Train Of Thought: My Epic Poem..
Wandered here to mesmerize stayed here to scrutinize layed here to buglarize our souls from our own eyes like a damn cheapshot waiting for daylight when we'll raise arms and fight until a thousand midnights go by my train of thought Fears have been stirred as our dream are brutally massacred now our lives, blurred as our speech is slurred because our eyes are bloodshot feeling like a hired gun and I'm trying to outrun the blast from a shotgun on top of my train of thought Entering this sleep, hypnotic the world around me, chaotic why is life considered exotic when everyone here is psychotic? thinking as an afterthought the only thing left is doubt are we all supposed to fade-out? because someone sold out? are our minds that distraught? As my emotions swung to my slain dreams, I clung the pain stung and screams unsung can't be heard from a blindspot realizing, shock seeing your own cellblock like a movie from Hitchcock floating through my train o

Hurt
i don't understand why when u love someone they have to do things to hurt your feelings. i have had it happen to my a lot and always at the same time of the year why s it that they do that too me is it because they really don't care or are they being selfish? either way i don't know but i do know when u love someone u don't do that too them.

Ladder Theory
A mans ladder are the females you want to have sex with the most, they will be at the top of the ladder. Descending down to the bottom of the ladder we pass the following people: 1. The people we really want, who may even be out of our league, are on top. 2. Then come the people we like. 3. Moving further down we pass the people who we would fuck if we were intoxicated and would admit to doing it later. 4. At the bottom are the people we would fuck drunk, and would lie about doing it later. Clinging to the bottom are the girls that are wolf ugly. These are women so ugly you would chew your own arm off to get away rather than fuck them. Usually fake teeth, or the loss of several hundred pounds can move a woman up from wolf ugly. Now let's take a look at what the typical woman's ladder looks like: The first thing is that a woman has not one ,but two ladders. This is because in addition the normal ladder, a woman also has a friends ladder. The friends ladder is where a wo

Holidays
So much in my life has change since this time last year. I have had a million ups and downs. Left's and right's. Back's and forth's. And here I am today. Sitting in my kitchen, staring down that pecan pie, wanting to take a big ol' bite out of it. No really, here I am today, sitting with my family. This family that in a year, I have built with Andrea. This crazy roller coaster relationship we have built, with these three crazy kids. We started out here on fubar. Most people probably don't even know that. And most people probably think we are just to desperate lesbian girls looking for a good time. Oh no, so wrong. We love this site, because this site gave us each other. She used to check my page out everyday. (Andreachpmnk that is) She had rated all my photos, rated all my stash. And well I was Ms. AllCOX, I didn't rate peoples things. Oh no, I didn't know that's the drill. I was like oh, this girl must like me.. LOL And I was like what the hell, I'll hit her back.

Thanksgiving "train"
Happy Thanksgiving to all my fu friends! Happy Thanksgiving!!! Let us all count our blessings. ღTulsa's Angelღ Sarge's Bad Girl ღ Club FAR Team LOVE ღ Stop by and say Happy Thanksgiving to Everyone then Add your profile link and pass this blessing around! Don't forget the ~Hostess~ ღTulsa's Angelღ Sarge's Bad Girl ღ Club FAR Team LOVE ღ ^sin^ ♥property of easye02476♥ ~*sherrylynn59*~ owner of Tulsa's Angel and Inner_Darkness_421 Steve *owner of ♪♫♥♥Teresa♥♥♫♪* ~Club

Destiny's Angels
THESE ARE MY ANGELS AND THE GUYS ARE OUR PROTECTION..WE WILL HELP WHERE EVER WE CAN AND WHEN WE CAN.... ALL YOU DO IS LEAVE ME A MESSAGE AND WE WILL DO WHAT CAN HELP....TO BE APART OF THE OF THE FAMILY ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS ASS TO YOUR NAME THAT ONE OF MY ANGELS AND HIT ME IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE ONE.... THAN I WILL ADD YOU TO THE FOLDER AND WILL NEED YOUR YIM SO WHEN WE ARE NEEDED I CAN LET YOU KNOW...ALSO YOU WILL NEED TO ADD ALL THE ANGELS TO FRIENDS LIST AND LEAVE A COMMENT THAT YOU ARE A NEW ANGEL... OWNER ♥ DESTINYANGEL♥FUWIFE TO ANGLZ1BORN & DJ TIGGER@ fubar OWNERS FUWIFEY DJ TIGGER ÐJ ~Tiggêr~- Fu-Married to DestinyAngel & Anglz1Born@ fubar SYN Dj Syn♥'sMaster4Syn Fulover 2 Malachai&Dede&Lil Evil Owned by DJ Achmed@ fubar HEAD OF DESTINY"S ANGELS HAREM dj nitescreem dj manager for tainted desires radio fu owned by tempted beauty@ fubar SEXY BECCA ~~DJ SEXY BECCA~ DESTINYANGELS HAREM~~@ fubar SEXY MONTANA ♥ Monta

Misc
GoofyLady's on the Auction Block! Buy her with Bling! Minimum Bid is a 5 credit bling Bid individual blings or bling packs. Here is what she is offering. No time limit. Click on the picture below to make a bid. ATTENTION CHANGE OF OFFER: 1 WEEK OWNERSHIP WILL RATE ALL PICS/STASH DURING HH 600 11'S IF OVER $50 BLING PACK...I WILL BLING THE PERSON WITH AN AUTO 11 ****************************** This bulletin was created by: Carrie ******************************

Newbie
http://fubar.com/user/2313486 Everyone please meet Chris make him feel welcome as you all did me when i first joined Fu Land Or find him via my friends list plz show luv rate,add,fan etc etc you know the drill we all need it when we first come to Fubar ty all....hugs P.S yes hes also from New Zealand

New.
i'm new to this and quite stuck tbf. i really dont get the jist of it, help me please. i've only uploaded one pic the now to see how this site rates for me :-D anyway, add my msn emabee1006@hotmail.co.uk ;-) i'm quite boredd.

Lonely Soul
So last night I was hanging out at the house where my friend Sean died. I was hanging out with all my buddies and it was a lot of fun. We even jammed out and I grabbed Seans drumstick, highhats and snare drum and even did a little bit of some shit blues drummin' while Snoop played the harmonica and Kevein was rockin his brand new awesome ass Fender Precision bass he's got. It made me very sad though. Last Thanksgiving, Sean, myself, Dirty, Noggins, Seans Aunt Karen and a couple of her friends were camping down at Lake Monroe here in Indiana. THanksgiving camping along with Feburary camping was becoming tradition with us. So anyway, as I was leaving the house to go to a bar with my girls I went into the room that Sean died in - morbid I know - but I just felt I couldnt help it. Sean was my brother, my friend and my family. Someone I've know for a large portion of my life and I just couldnt help but see where it happened. I even sat on the bed. I was overcome with this saddness and lon

Just Read
To Those of You Born 1930 - 1979 At the end of this email is a quote of the month by Jay Leno. If you don't read anything else, please Read what he said Very well stated, Mr. Leno. TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-base paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, locks on doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had baseball caps not helmets on our heads. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in

Arkansas
HELLO ALL ARKANSAS MEN WHO WOULD LIKE TO MEET ME JENNIFER MONROE ARKANSAS' #1 TG GIRL. PLEASE EMAIL ME HERE AT FUBAR. PLEASE EMAIL ME IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO MEET ME FOR SOME ADULT DISCRETE PRIVATE FUN. I GIVE THE BEST BJ'S AND HAVE THE TIGHTEST LITTLE HOT HOLE YOU WILL EVER HAVE! PLEASE MEET AND GREET ARKANSAS' # 1 TRANSGENDER GIRL JENNIFER MONROE I AM NOT ON HERE TO PLAY GAMES. I DO NOT DO CYBER OR PHONE SEX. I AM ON HERE FOR REAL HOOK-UPS ONLY. LOOKING FOR HOT SEXY LOCAL MEN OR MEN TRAVELING TO ARKANSAS FOR DATING, HOOK-UPS, HOT SEX, FUN AND MAYBE EVEN MORE. I AM D/D FREE AND I PLAY SAFE. I AM A VERY ORAL AND ANAL TG GIRL. Never take someone for granted. Hold every person close 2 your heart because you might just wake up one day and realize that you have lost a diamond while you were too busy collecting stones. PLEASE BE REAL AND HONEST I AM. I ALSO AM VERY, VERY, VERY PRIVATE AND DISCRETE GIRL AND WILL DO SO FOR YOU AS WELL. HOPE TO HEAR FROM ALL Y

Thanksgiving
I really hate thanksgiving this year my boyfreind really needs to go fuck himself. I guess if u don't like someone now is the time to say it. I'm in denver. Well just north of there. Whatever rt? Not much difference. But anyhoo It sucks here. It's ugly and not that cold really. I'm from washington it's alot colder and snowier there. Truthfully I would have liked to have seen some snow today. I hate the broncos they r ugly and suck. I know the seahawks do to now but at least they got an excuse. Ok i may have offended someone from denver but i don't care. I had to make a reservation to go to dinner that was nasty and dirty. It cost like 75.00 for 2 not including drinks. and a tip. they didn't deserve one they were a bunch of fucking pigs there and if u didn't keep the reservation they chg u 25.00. Which would be fine if they were good but they arn't. Gross. I know it's cool here if u ski and snowboard and what not but i like that too. I do it in washington where ppl w

Prostitution
Crikey i came a cross a comment that was left by a chick on some dudes page with out nameing names here was the content left on the dudes page..... [If I could prostitute myself for Fupoints so you could level, I'd do it.] Are points making ppl go that far i don't have anything against NSFW pics as most of us have them but to stoop this far for points all i can say is fuck me swinging

Nsfw
Some clown comes into my photos today after this pic has been in my folder for almost a month now and the bouncers never marked it as NSFW but some wanker decides "oh lets have a report day on pics" and what do ya know BINGO the bouncers are up me ass and therefore send me the lovely message One of your photos has been marked as NSFW (Not Safe For Work). Please make sure ALL your NSFW photos are flagged as NSFW and placed in an NSFW album. Your photo was marked NSFW because it was either offensive or NSFW in nature. Also, your primary photo and all your background photos may not be NSFW photos. NSFW CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED in the public areas of fubar. You can define a new primary photo and background photos by clicking on images link. Continued violation of 'fubar' policy, will result in your account being deleted without warning. Click here for reported image. WTF is up with some ppl are ya jealous of the person or the persons pic at the time ya viewed and reported? get a go

For The Soldiers
The American Red Cross is sponsoring a national "Holiday Mail for Heroes" campaign to receive and distribute holiday cards to servicemembers and veterans both in the United States and abroad. Holiday Mail for Heroes, which began Tuesday, Veterans Day, is a follow-up to the 2007 effort that resulted in the collection and distribution of more than 600,000 cards to hospitalized servicemembers. This year's program will expand its reach to not only wounded servicemembers but also veterans and their families. The goal is to collect and distribute 1 million pieces of holiday mail. "As we enter this holiday season-a time to celebrate with family and friends-it's important to remember the thousands of men and women who serve our nation in harm's way and those who are recovering in military and veterans hospitals," said Army Col. Norvell V. Coots, commander, Walter Reed Health Care System. "The Holiday Mail for Heroes program is a wonderful outreach effort and a great way to acknowledge

Story Of The Tatty Teddy
The oldest, smallest house you can imagine was about to be knocked down. All the things that once made the house nice and cozy had been thrown outside and piled up in the front garden, from the soft springy bed the owners slept in, to the old wooden floorboards they used to walk on……and even, surely by some mistake, a little brown teddy bear. He was trapped amongst all the other unwanted things, and couldn’t move. Then, one day, a very cold day, something fell from the sky… a little snowflake. It landed on the teddy bear’s little nose and then was followed by many more. He began to get cold, very cold indeed. More and more snow fell, heavier and heavier. The little bear was now so cold that his nose started turning blue… so cold that his brown fur started turning grey.He was cold, unloved and all alone in the world, and felt very, very sad. Winter finally passed and the weather got warmer. One beautiful spring day, a little girl was playing near the old house, when she spotted t

Fun Facts About Scorpios
Fun Facts About Scorpios I don't know about yall, but I'm a sucker for the 'what personality is your zodiac' things, and in the spirit of entering the scorpion sign today I thought I'd share this with you. Beneath a controlled, cool exterior beats the heart of the deeply intense Scorpio. Passionate, penetrating, and determined, this sign will probe until they reach the truth. The Scorpio may not speak volumes or show emotions readily, yet rest assured there's an enormous amount of activity happening beneath the surface. Excellent leaders, Scorpions are always aware. When it comes to resourcefulness, this sign comes out ahead. Friends and Family Sincerity and truth are strong components of the Scorpio's friends. It can take some time before really close bonds are formed, but once done, the Scorpio will remain dedicated and loyal. Witty and intellectual, they prefer companions who are humorous and easygoing. Full of surprises, this sign will give you the shirt off their bac

The Sounds Of Life
THE SOUNDS OF LIFE The world is full of emotion And mixed up commotion Sometimes the sounds Can turn into mounds Or the lowest whisper you hear Can be the most important it appears By the time you hear You turn around, they disappear You choose to pay attention You float away with the wind You don’t use precision The wrong message you will send And search for a way To fix it everyday While you ponder a solution Through all this confusion You stay strong and maintain Hope your soul will not stain One day you will say Everything is okay

The Mystery Of Love
The Mystery Of Love Love Is Full Of Mystery, Like A Maze Never Knowing Where You’re Going Or Where You Might End Up Only Hoping To Choose The Right Path And Not Finding A Dead End Can You Ever Find Your Way Out? Or Is It A Never ending Path? Which Keeps You Going In Circles Or Is There A Hidden Path? One That You Cannot See One That May Not Appear But If You Do Find A Way There May Be A Key To Happiness That Can Set You Free From Loneliness Or Will You Walk Through Fire Before The Maze Expires Look Out For Many Traps While You Watch The Time Elapse Falling In A Deep Hole Searching For Your Soul Because Even At The End LOVE IS STILL, A MYSTERY?

Dj Knight
☠DJ KnightCptKiller70j *ஐ☠@ fubar I have had several approach me and ask me what is wrong.I had a guy on my list called Dj Knight.I had denied him twice because he kind of creeped me out but on the third try I thought why not.I don't even think we spoke.He may have sent some gifts not really sure I would have to look and if he did I probably sent one back. Anyway he started sending me things in emails that kind of scared me and I was talking to a friend and behold all out of the blue I am told to watch out for this guy that he had stalked and harassed other girls on here and when they blocked him they paid dearly.I already knew he didn't feel right from the beginning I mean I denied him twice with that gut feeling but I always try to see the good in people anyway. After blocking him he has sent out numerous emails talking untruths about me and making me sound really bad.Now with that said yes I know who I am and what I do but I am not ashamed of any of it and eve

Thankgiving Is Done Now Christmas Yea!
well today was something else it was one of those days you just want to start over and have things go better. at least i got the turkeys in the oven on time . i had my cousin over today i had to go and pick him up as he is blind well i go to my car and she won't stay running after i just put in a alt. come to find out the voltage reg. on it is bad .its brand new but ok i go to use my sons truck and it is not working the fuel pump went out had to walk back home ok now how am i going to get my cousin here ok a friend has his truck here for my son to fix so i use it well its a piece of shit truck but it was better than our own so now its time to eat got to love holidays we cook all day and bake the night before to have the perfect meal only to find out when you start putting everything on the table your son and husband already started eating some of the food like the deviled eggs,and the pies already cut into. got to love the holidays it was good in spite of everything that went wrong.go

Number 6
You Are 6: The Loyalist You have strong relationships and are intensely loyal. People find you easy to love and care for. You like your world to be stable and secure, no surprises. You're cautious. You prefer your inner circle to the outside world. At Your Best: You are courageous, a positive thinker, and expressive. You can take on the world. At Your Worst: You are secretly insecure - which makes you sarcastic, cold, and argumentative. Your Fixation: Doubt Your Primary Fear: Abandonment Your Primary Desire: Security and support Other Number 6's: Mel Gibson, Woody Allen, Jay Leno, Marilyn Monroe, and Julia Roberts. What Number Are You?

A Trip Ill Never Forget
here it is november 24 my bags are all packed im heading to chicago/indiana via train too meet someone...well i got a call from her saying she had family emergency...im thinking great im gonna be stranded at a train station in chicago...so i go grab a bite to eat at the station.then i sit there thinking what should i do...first thought was to call my sister...call my sister saying im gonna be stranded..we talk a few minutes and i was prowling thinking of what to do..she asked how far from airport and how much money i had so i told her..she said ok go find a taxi and tell them u want to go to airport..thinking ok find a few taxis ask them how much money to get me to ohare airport 40.00 one guy said...well one guy said come on ill take you to airport... well this guy walked me like 2 blocks to a train and wanted 40.00 in doing this i was like for what??you walked me there.then he said i carried ur bag...then i catch this train and it had 17 stops to make till it was at airport..once at

She Is Such A Great Friend
this person is so fantastic words cannot describe her. She helps everyone she knoiws giving and giving,please give her some back!! if true friend of mine you will show her love please do Angel Kitty@ fubar

For Morrigan
=== 'Not tellin ™ McLovely has a POI and he owns my bits...all hail babysatan' wrote the following at '2008-11-27 20:33:44'.. > > At approximately 6 pm on the evening of November 26th, Krista Lyn Breeze Godfrey, age 13, walked with her friend to the corner of her street, said goodbye, and vanished. > > She is my daughter. And she hasn't been heard from since. > > > > > > > > She was last seen wearing blue jeans, white tennis shoes, plastic and beaded bracelets, and a tan spaghetti strap shirt. She has shoulder length curly blond hair and blue eyes. She is 5'4" and weighs about 115 pounds. She could possibly be traveling in a blue Volkswagon Jetta with a man described as being in his mid to late 20s. It's being assumed at this point that she has been taken across state lines. > > This isn't a cry for pity or a way to bring my personal drama/trauma onto the site. This is a plea. If anyone sees her...if anyone knows or thinks they know ANYTHING...call the Pinal Coun

Am I Asleep
am I awake? can this be real? I'm drunk in my desire as you lay next to me in a bed of rose pedals and forgotten dreams. somehow you brought it all back to me feelings of erotic passion and a breath of life I thought they were forever lost in an eternal darkness left by lovers gone my eyes smile once again at the beauty before them my lips ache once again to be kissed my hands long to touch your burning flesh my heart pounds so hard it nearly escapes my chest oh, I must be asleep! can this really be true?

Me
iam surrounded by nothing more then darkness in my own mind the more i try to change my self for my self iam even more lost then i was before i started its like my eye are shut my tongue is riped out so i can speak on how i feel all i can do is hear and feel its like a big dark pit where i can find the exit at i cant climb out of the pit cant call for help and it gets worse everyday i push alot of people away even online alot i dont no how to act any more when iam nice its like iam lying to my self but when iam a asshole it feels like i cant be good enough there suppose to be a happy medium like with the whole good in evil yen and yung iam so confused with everything and about my self specially now since iam moveing out on the first to move in with a few other people into a house at first its a great thing i only have to pay 300 something for rent but at the same time i cant help but thank of the negativity i dont plan on paying my rent where i live if they take me to court

My World
This is my world of sorrow to which no one may enter I cast a blame apon myself and deal with the guilt alone This is my world of pain to which no one is allowed I endure this pain everyday and seldom let it out This is my world of regret to which no one may intrude I relive my life day after day and wonder what I could change Welcome to my life to which no one knows anything about

Twisted World
Throughout this twisted world of hatred there is a certain thing which is pure and true.... This is Love .. no matter how far you go or how long you search, you will always find Love no matter where you are.

Thoughts From The Corner Of My Mind :)
Ya know when people think of Tupac they usually think of a rapper, a thug, someone from the streets. He was more than that. I feel that what he believed in during his lifetime can be used for many generations to come! Lately I've been thinking too hard about numerous things but I feel when i turn to these poems, they put me at ease. So here are a few that I like hope whoever read this like them too! "Jada" u r the omega of my heart the foundation of my conception of love when i think of what a black woman should be its u that i first think of u will never fully understand how deeply my heart feels 4 u i worry that we'll grow apart and i'll end up losing u u bring me 2 climax without sex and u do it all with regal grace u r my heart in human form a friend i could never replace "In the Depths of Solitude" i exist in the depths of solitude pondering my true goal trying 2 find peace of mind and still preserve my soul constantly yearning 2 be accepted and fro

Famous Stars And Strips
For my best friend, u know who u are. (k) It is hard to wait around for somthing; That u know might not happen. But it is even Harder to give up; When u know it's everything U have ever wanted. You aren't my boyfriend; But I love ur kiss I miss your hugs as u hold me so close. We laugh our hearts out, which I miss the most. We walk and talk while getting caught in the rain. Cherished the memories and ignored my pain. I have been there for you in your worst times. I have held your hand while I watched you sleep. I rushed to the hospital to make sure you wern't into deep. Wherever you go Whatever you do I will be right here waiting for you Whatever it takes Or how my heart breaks I will be right here waiting for you.

My Great Great Grandfather Lon Chaney
Lon Chaney the Original Phantom Of The Opera Born April 1, 1883 - Died August 26, 1930 Actor Grew to legendary status as a stage and motion picture figure of the 1910's, 20's, and 30's. Known as "The Man of A Thousand Faces", he innovated make-up techniques and integrated them into his varied and challenging acting roles. Father of Lon Chaney, Jr. His crypt does not have a marker. Cause of Death: Cancer Interred: Forest Lawn Memorial Park (Glendale), Glendale (Los Angeles County), Los Angeles County, California, USA

Gbg's Opportunity
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Red Friday
Red Shirt If the red shirt thing is new to you, read below how it went for a man... Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine Sergeant traveling with a folded Flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the Sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. "No, he responded." "Heading out I asked?" "No. I'm escorting a Soldier home." "Going to pick him up?" "No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq , I'm taking him home to his Family." The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the Soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the Soldier's Family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, "Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my family and

Dad At Mall!!
Dad at the Mall I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenage boy sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?' Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. 'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.' I got this out of my aol mail funny shit.

25th January 2009 - Photograhy Workshop
DUE TO THE SUCCESS OF THE NOVEMBER WORKSHOP WE HAVE HAD ENQUIRIES FOR THE DATE OF THE NEXT EVENT - 25th JANUARY 2009. SHOOT: ADULTS ONLY - 18+ OPEN FETISH STYLE SHOOT in exclusive private location . For those Photographers and Models looking to expand portfolio with a unique niche look. RSVP only! NO WALK INS We are EXPECTING (with current interest) the following numbers for the event 10 photographers (No walk ins) 6 models DATE: 25th January 2009 COST: $200 per photographer. Pay cash on entry TIME: 10am - 3pm. Complimentary food and refreshments provided during any breaks. Models and MUA's will be there at 10am Models arriving late (please try not to) will need to have their makeup done before they arrive. LOCATION: Green Point (near Gosford). Must RSVP to receive address and information. PREMISES & EQUIPMENT: The Central Coasts premier equipped dungeon. This is a great opportunity for novice and/or professional photographers and models to

Double Fudge Syndrome!
Double Fudge Syndrome is a phenomena that occurs on a rather quite frequent basis...It is a result of no matter what you say or no matter how hard you try shit keeps coming out of both ends!......lol:P

A Brand New Day
Regarding My blog of yesterday……….. I have decided that I shall be staying………….BUT I do this for ME and no one else From now on, anyone who wishes to cause me trouble or drama will be out, no matter who you are or how close you may be to me, YOU WILL BE OUT FOR GOOD However I do wish to take this time to thank my friends who showed me that no matter what NO ONE is going to drive me away, thank you my friends I love you all To one in particular you alone made me realise the big mistake I would be making if I did go so to you, I thank you from the deepest part of my heart ♥ Finally, to the ONE who has been behind this trouble and drama, move on for you are not welcome here and if you persist you will be considered a stalker and will be treated as such, there is no longer any kind of friendship here for you EVER

Someone For Me
This time I wonder what it feels like To find the one in this life The one we all dream of But dreams just aren't enough So I´ll be waiting for the real thing. I'll know it by the feeling. The moment when we´re meeting Will play out like a scene straight off the silver screen So I`ll be holdin’ my breath Right up to the end Until that moment when I find the one that I'll spend forever with `Cause nobody wants to be the last one there. 'Cause everyone wants to feel like someone cares. Someone to love with my life in their hands. There`s gotta be somebody for me like that. `Cause nobody wants to go it on their own And everyone wants to know they´re not alone. Somebody else that feels the same somewhere. There`s gotta be somebody for me out there. Tonight out on the street out in the moonlight And damn it this feels too right It´s just like Déjà Vu Me standin’ here with you So I´ll be holdin`my breath Could this be the end? Is it t

Name Change
went out for a few beers last night to the local dive, bars was kinda crowded, a lot of the non usuals there i was walking from the pool room in back to the bar for a drink and and this woman, about 30 or so, comes up to me and stares at me for a minute like i have three heads or something i`m wondering do i got a big ol booger hanging?turkey skin still stuck in my mustache? she says you scare me you have the devil in your eyes,you are evil then she walks over to the table where her friends were, grabs her purse and heads out the door i am starting to think that most people are even more fucked up than i am

Hello
hello to the world of fubar. I have just been introduced to you by my babe and i think we will get along just fine. just be patient and give me time to loosen up and i think we will have alot of fun together. so please stop by give some tip and help a newbee have some fun:) thanks for the help and lets have fun

Fubucks Being Stolen From My Account.
Okay So I Had Like 500,000 Fu-bucks Last Night When I Went To Bed And I Woke Up This Morning And Now I Only Have 171,653 Fu-bucks. Fu-bar Bouncer In The Fu-bar Support Lounge Said There Isn't Any Settings That Keeps People From Doing This Kind Of Stuff. I Think They Should Put More Protection On Here To Keep People From Going In To Other Peoples Accounts.

American Kids Vs. Italian Kids
American Kids vs. Italian Kids American kids: Move out when they're 18 with the full support of their parents. Italian kids: Move out when they're 28, having saved enough money for a house, and are two weeks away from getting married.....unless there's room in the basement for the newlyweds. American kids: When their Mom visits them, she brings a Bundt cake, and you sip coffee and chat. Italian kids: When their Mom visits them, she brings 3 days worth of food, begins to tidy up, dust, do the laundry, and rearrange the furniture. American kids: Their dads always call before they come over to visit them, and it's usually only on special occasions. Italian kids: Are not at all fazed when their dads show up,unannounced, on a Saturday morning at 8:00, and starts pruning the fruit trees. If there are no fruit trees, he'll plant some. American kids: Always pay retail, and look in the Yellow Pages when they need to have something done. Italian kids: Call their dad or uncle, a

Operation Adopt A Convalescent Home
Operation adopt a convalescent home is underway! To explain a little about it..We Chose a state funded convalescent home here in bakersfield ca, we are putting together 111 gifts for its residents and making 111 christmas stockings. I have requested the help of a santa claus who has graciously donated his time...Thank you Mr Johnson. We have also had some help from people who are donating small gifts, candy canes, wrapping paper, tape, plus lots more . We still need lots of donations and help so if this interests you at all please hit me up for details. Ps It may get you back on the nice list hehehe

Christmas Train
WELCOME TO TULSA'S ANGEL'S CHRISTMAS TRAIN! Wish all of my awesome fu friends a very Merry Christmas and the best New Year ever! Please stop by all of the riders, fan, rate/re-rate them and send a friend request if not already friends. If you are friends, please re-rate and fan if not fanned. Then leave a Christmas comment and be sure to rate their salute. You might also comment their salute photo too. Gifts are totally optional! Thank you and have fun! ☆ ☆ ღTulsa's Angelღ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ Ħąźęłęŷęď Şōłďĭęŗ ☆☆

Going Home
Hey all, I'm finally going home from this place, but with that being said, I'm not sure when I'll be able to get on here again, so if you want to keep in touch, private message me with a way to get ahold of you, either email or cell phone. Hope to hear from everyone soon.

Xerox Is Doing Something Cool
My dad sent this to me in an email and I wanted to share it. I fully support the men and women overseas risking their lives to keep every one of us safe. Please take a minute to check this out, it really won't take much of your time at all. Thanks! ~Mel SAY THANKS TO OUR TROOPS! XEROX IS DOING SOMETHING COOL If you go to this web site, www.letssaythanks.com you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq . You can't pick out who gets it, but it will go to a member of the armed services. How cool would it be if we could get everyone we know to send one!?! It is FREE and it only takes a second. Wouldn't it be great if the soldiers stuck over seas during the holidays received a bunch of these? Whether you are for or against the war, our soldiers over there need to know we are behind them. For what those service men and women are being put through, we can never say enough t

Don't You Just Love Cold Weather And Warm Bodies?
Cold weather brings perfect excuses for very close contact and snuggling. Don't you just love cold weather? Getting close to your lover, arms wrapped around each other, bodies pressed tightly together and soft lips together with warm, wet tongues searching for each other. I daydream of my hands sliding up under his shirt to rub against his warm skin. It makes me wet with the anticipation of having him naked. Sliding each others clothes off slowly with his tongue rolls against mine. My knees are weak with the anticipation of him between my legs, sliding in with slow stokes at first, then working in to a good hard pounding rhythm. Feeling his body push against mine as he moans in pleasure. Knowing that he is going to climax hard while sliding deep inside me. Hearing his moans increase and then to hear that sweet sound of his orgasm. With a final low moan, he collapses on top of me in a warm heap of breathlessness. Feeling his skin on my skin, hearing his breathing decrease and knowin

On Returning To Fubar...
So, maybe I had way too much time on my hands at work today, or perhaps it was the significant lack of sleep I’ve had this holiday week, but it became clearer to me that returning to fubar, is like dating an ex. In the very beginning, you are curious about what has occurred in your absence, what’s new, what’s exciting, how things have been. At first it’s fun, almost exhilarating. While catching up on all that you’ve missed, there is a comfortable familiarity. So, you focus on all that is positive, while you laugh over memories, and reminisce about the past. The moments are enjoyable, and you wonder why you had ever lost touch. Time spent together becomes a habit, and you find yourself sharing time without even planning on it. After a while, it becomes so second nature. In time, you start recognizing peculiarities. Things that once seemed innocuous begin to drive you crazy. The things that they say, the way that they dress, the things that they do, all become so annoy

Old Music For A New Society
Vi må huske på at terroranslagene 2001 ble utført av mennesker som ikke godtar musikk på den vestlige måten (underholdning etc). Og den ble planlagt i samarbeid med mennesker som elsker musikk. Det er det eneste mysteriet ved 11-9. Svaret er HØYTTALERNE. Splittelsen i lyden som elektrisk musikk på konsert medførte, og særlig stereolyd på plater og etterhvert andre medier, er den totale og fatale splittelsen (den beveger seg fra øreinngangene til høyttalerne og tilbake) som låser mennesker fast til sofaen i et skidzofrent apati. Den skapte på 60-tallet grobunnen for en lammelse som er absurd ettersom musikk i utgangspunktet skal være frigjørende. Yoko ga meg bildet på problemet fysisk da jeg prøvde å lytte til hennes Blueprint-plate. Selv om problemet er eldgammelt for meg og sikkert for mange andre. Plata viser splittelsen fysisk ved å ha to like låttitler i begynnelsen og en fysisk splittelse til slutt. I tillegg til utrolig mange andre skidzo-fenomener på plata og coveret

Winter Wonderland Auction
I need your help!!! OWN me for a month, I'll be your slave!!! WINTER WONDERLAND AUCTION NOW OPEN! Bids start at 100k There is a most rates bonus!!! So even if you don't bid, take 10 seconds to come rate me!!! Come get you a new FU!!!! SHOW THIS WOMAN SOME LOVE, SHE'S HOSTING: Sweetpeabayba

Look Inside My Head... Warning It's Dangerous In There
So many things to think about There's always something going on I never take the easy route I've just wasted another dawn There's no other way for me to get out The person I was is long gone You'll never understand what it's like to be me You'll never understand all the things that I see You have to know that I just want to be free You have to know I just want you to love me You keep saying times aren't right And I keep waiting for you to change your mind I'm trying so hard.. I won't give up this fight All because you're afraid of what you'll find You're afraid of what's beyond mid-night Not everything in life can be outlined You'll never understand what it's like to be me You'll never understand all the things that I see You have to know that I just want to be free You have to know I just want you to love me I want you to know that I'll always be here I'll still be here when you walk out I have to fight and face all my fears There is no room left for

...real Men-wanted Here...
seeking real, strong, confident and FUN-loving man. someone who wants substance and good times shared in creative ways. do you enjoy the outdoors, music, real home cooking and family??? i'm tired of pics of your p_n__s and sexual comments....lets learn what makes each other tick. cool???

Contest
Show your NFL team spirit. I am having a contest. This contest will run from 12/01/08 to 12/05/08 (midnight to midnight EST) All I need is a photo of you sporting your favorite NFL team. This is a comment bomb contest. First person to have the most comments wins. First prize: 3-Day blast or a pack of blings (ur choice) Second prize : 50,000 f-bucks Third prize: 25,000 fu-bucks Come on and Enter! Need at least 10-people... if you are interested, send me the link to rip your photo of your NFL team. Thanks and have fun!

Misc.
Just venting, I guess! fubar is NOT going to change. Never has never will! We have always adjusted to every new change that we hated and bitched about in the past! Mabey it is different for me than for others! Dont get me wrong,I LOVE points, but MY friends are way more important than fucking points!! I dont blame ANYONE for not spending anymore money!! I dont blame anyone who has dished out thousands of dollars to be extremely pissed off about the new rating system, but it is what it is. Think about LC/CT when there was no money dished out! We worked our ass off to level with help from FRIENDS!! That was the fun times!! Thats when we cared about our friends more than points! I am here to have fun and nothing more! Seeing some of these status' this morning have really upset me! I use other peoples Autos to help myself level! I will NOT stop doing that! Everyone knows, if you dont have autos, you DONT get rated! That was one of those changes that most of us hated in the b

Conclusions
why is it that when u r with someone even when u r close to each other and far away that u jump to conclusions and you don't ask first. i thought that there was trust ia my relationship i gave it to her and i got none in return, i would hear things so i would ask,but she would just say fuck it i will not ask i belive that this is what he is doing. it was not the truth i was not doing what was thought by her and she told some one to tell me she doesn't want me an taht she has said it to me when she never did if she would have i would have left her alone. she did this before and she couldn't stop thinking about me and i her tehn she found out by talking to me that what she had thought was not true,so we were back together and it was good she was happy and i was happy because we were happy together. but now she has did it to me again and i want to know why but she will probably never talk to me again.if u read this and u know who u r i love u with all my heart and i did nothing that u may

My Mood Tonight
I am sitting here listening to my music tonight and this song came on. The lyrics and music itself always give me goosebumps and puts me in such a mood! Its such an incredibly sexy song by Type O Negative. Love love love this song! This is DEFINITELY my mood tonight! Wolf Moon by Type O Negative The 28th day She'll be bleeding again And in lupine ways We'll alleviate the pain Unholy water Sanguine addiction Those silver bullets A last blood benediction It is her moon time When there's iron in the air A rusted essence Woman may I know you're there Hey wolf moon Come cast your spell on me Hey wolf moon Come cast your spell on me Don't spill a drop dear Let me kiss the curse away Yourself in my mouth Will you leave me with your taste? Beware The woods at night Beware The lunar light So in this gray haze We'll be meeting again And on that great day I will tease you all the same

My Trains
Fantasy Flight The Convoy Wild Dreamland Skinny Dipping Wet N Wild Waterslide Feelin' Groovy Hippie Train Ye Olde Ice Cream Shoppe Triple Dog Dare Coke vs Pepsi I believe in Angels Pink Panther It's a Whimsical World Conga Line

Things I Like
They call me a Bitch . . . When I stand up for myself Or support my own convictions. When I defend someone else Or express my own opinions. When I stand up for those I love . . . And for those, I hate. When I speak my own mind & such Or try to do things my own way. When I work hard for whatever I wanted Instead of having it handed to me. When I am strong willed & determined To succeed in a man's world. . .yet keep my dignity! They call me a Bitch . . . Because . . . I teach my kids "the old fashioned way" In order for them to be more responsible. Because . . . I raise my kids the hard way To be confident & stronger people. Because . . . I teach my kids NOT to be rude, but very polite And why they shouldn't break laws or cardinal sins. Because . . . I direct my kids NOT to be afraid to fight And to stand up tall for what they believe in. Because . . . I tell them to love themselves & ALL humans To respect themselves, their neighbors & each other. Because I won't tol

Random Funny Stuff
Well, yes, it is funny! I dont think I am the greatest now or something, lol. A good friend gave me this name a while ago. It always makes me laugh when he called me that. I have no clue why, I never asked him about it. Its just funny enough to use it and thats all. I decided to get a new name on here (again ;) ), because I thought about deleting this account (again ;) ) but a friend made me stay, so I thought this would be a good time for a change. Any comments? lol

The Death Of A Dragon
The Death of a Dragon Silver is a majestic dragon over a wind swept sea, The glow of the full moon against a pale winter’s night sky, The swing of the Reaper’s blade. Silver tastes of a glistening blade as it slices through innocent flesh, And of the Sphinx’s ancient riddle. It is the scent of a relative’s casket closing for an eternity never to open again, Of twilight on a dreary moor in autumn. Silver is the sound of a dragon’s rushing wings, Bone shattering into millions of pieces, The cry of a dying animal’s last breath. It is the loneliness of anticipation, And the extinguished fire in a dragon’s heart. Silver is the graveyard at twilight, The very depths of my mind, And being condemned to an abysmal stay in an eternally closed crypt. It is riding on the back of a soaring dragon, And running your hand over a coffin you know will be forever shut. Silver is having boldness from a false truth while staring in the face of fear, And knowing the c

Wal-mart Sucks
I'm here mostly testing the features... but while I'm here, I'd like to "express my opinion" about WAL-MART. Isn't it bad enough that Wal-Mart is ruining the planet, pushing smaller hardworking businesses to bankruptcy and using "underage labour services" but now they're killing their employees! Having one of their very own greeters trampled to death by their customers was a total shame and gross planning on their part. They knew very well how many people were going to be there and even admitted to the lack of security! Absolutely disgusting. Way to go Wal-Mart - I still hate you and will never shop at your giant shitty store. Taken from the National Post: Customers in a frenzy for deals at a Long Island Wal-Mart trampled an overnight stock clerk to death, the NY Daily News reports. Witnesses said he tried to hold back the crowds as they took the doors right off their hinges in the dash when the store opened at 5 a.m. this morning for Black Friday: "He was bum-rushed by 200 pe

What Is A Firefighter?
Their the person next door, .... a person with the memory of a little child. They never got over the excitement of engines and sirens and smoke and danger. They are people like you and me with warts and worries and unfilled dreams. Yet they stands taller than most of us. They are Firefighters. They put it all on the line when the bell rings. A Firefighter is at once the most fortunate and the least fortunate of people. They are people who saves lives because they have seen too much death. They are gentle because they have seen too much of the awesome power of violent forces out of control. They are responsive to a child's laughter because their arms have held too many small bodies that will never laugh again. They are people who appreciates the simpler pleasure of life, .... hot coffee held in numbed, unbending fingers, .... the flush of fresh air pumping through smoke and fire convulsed lungs, .... a warm bed for bone and muscle compelled beyond feeling, .... the

Thoughts
It is funny how you can have lots and be around lots of people and still feel empty and lonely.. I have a child and a man but feel like I am laking.. I feel alone in this world and it hurts me and scares me. Men have used and abused me.. Women just treat me like a piece of shit. I want people to see past my outside and see the inner me for a change.. Is it wrong to be sensative? Is it wrong to care? I just don't understand but don't want to feel epmty anymore..

Rude People
NEW YORK – A Wal-Mart worker was killed Friday when "out-of-control" shoppers desperate for bargains broke down the doors at a 5 a.m. sale. Other workers were trampled as they tried to rescue the man, and customers shouted angrily and kept shopping when store officials said they were closing because of the death, police and witnesses said. At least four other people, including a woman who was eight months pregnant, were taken to hospitals for observation or minor injuries, and the store in Valley Stream on Long Island closed for several hours before reopening. Shoppers stepped over the man on the ground and streamed into the store. When told to leave, they complained that they had been in line since Thursday morning. Nassau police said about 2,000 people were gathered outside the store doors at the mall about 20 miles east of Manhattan. The impatient crowd knocked the man, identified by police as Jdimytai Damour of Queens, to the ground as he opened the doors, leaving a metal

The Dreams And Shadows
It is not easy to refuse a dream. Esp the dream that let yoy smile, that let you breathe & that made you feel so very good. However, there is a moment where you have to come down from up there & so you see that everyone around you is unhappy, even the one sharing your dream. So you simply sit in the shadows & think think think. And do the moves that you think are the best in the situation. Even if it hurts badly. The ones that love you, will eventually understand & forgive, you hope... (to be continued)

Just A Thought
It seems that some days are so slow, and some are so fast, yet what happens each day seems to never add up. I keep goin and "just keep swimming" but when will it ever just be how I want it? Will it ever be the way I want it? I feel like i'm busting ass to go nowhere.. somedays I give up, and somedays i'm really productive.. I just keep swimming. It just seems like I take 5 steps forward to go 10 back.. sigh.. I wish that there was something out there that could just move me and motivate me to do what I really want to do in life.. but sometimes it seems so pointless. where are we really going in life? Is this just an endless cirlce of shit? hmm Idk.. i'm just frustrated .. but I just want to say I am thankful for my friends.. without them i'm not sure what the hell i would do.. so thanks Georgia Peach and Crazy_Beautiful.. Don't know what I would do without you.. ♥

The Diary Of Me!!!
I sit here thinking looking back at my life not wishing things were different because everything happens for a reason but hoping and praying that i can learn from my mistakes and become a better person. I am me and that's all i can be. I have nothing to offer n e one other than me and just me should be good enough. People tell me that I am an awesome friend that I will make some man very happy someday but I feel like I am losing hope. I have met many people and thinking that a few of them would be the one. In the long run tho they ended up being just another guy looking to try to use me as there toy. Last i knew i was real i have a heart and i have feelings and my heart does break and my feelings do get hurt. How many chances does a person have at finding love finding someone who loves them for the good in them and the bad?? Now I am not saying it should be easy finding the right guy but gosh why did God have to make it so damn hard? Now I know women can be just as rude

Never Mind!!!!!
Ok, so I didn't call when I said that I would, and I didn't come home some nights. But never mind that. I slept very little and work long days just to provide us with a pleasent home, but never mind that. I kept you with me each, and everyday that I was away from you, but never mind that. Now you've mistreated me on more than a number of times and you still say to me never mind. Well I think that it's time for me to leave now and ask you to never mind.

An Object
I am an object a person on a screen is this all you see? Did I come on to strong showing my freaky side or was it ok to be just who I am? Am I to hard for anyone to accept or for anyone to love will I always be just an object. What do I got to do to make you love me? What do I got to do? I will not be ashamed I will not ever stop who I am,I will always be a freak to some but what do I got to do to no longer be an object? Thoughts of a f*cked up mind

Billy Made For Me
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? THIS IS A SPECIAL TIME FOR HIM GUYS. THIS REALLY MEANS A LOT AND ITS NOT LIKE WE ALL GET TO HAVE THESE THINGS EVERY DAY.. HELP MAKE IT A SPECIAL TIME FOR HIM PLZ... HES SUCH A NICE PERSON.. AND YOU GAIN FROM IT JUTS AS MUCH AS HE DOES.. Don't mizz out his auto 11's are pumping too. So hurry on over they wont be on for much longer... YOU ALL KNOW WHAT TO DO JUST CLICK ON THE PIC AND IT WILL TAKE YOU TO HIS PROFILE.. THANK YOU AUTO 11S ON JONLEE74 FU-BROTHER TO JUJU AND OWNED BY Life's a Beach@ fubar HIT HIM HARD EVERYONE (repost of original by 'LONESUM MIZZ SHADY WANTS AUTO'S :) 2nd ALARM HOTTIE' on '2008-11-29 01:09:

Army Life
Okay, I have seen so many things about how our soldiers are stupid for being over there fighting a war that isn’t ours. First off, they don’t have a choice, so calling them names is pretty pathetic. It is their job, it is what they do. It is not their fault that our Government sends them in to "police" the rest of the world instead of taking care of the problems we have at home. As I said it is their job! You do yours and they do theirs, pretty simple concept. They don’t go on TV talking about what an idiot you are for doing your job, but they are protecting your rights to call them names for theirs. Some of you even have the nerve to go to their funerals and spit at them and say crazy shit. Now, I’m not a believer in Heaven nor Hell, but if there is the later of them, I sure hope you find it a broil in it’s glory!! When my husband wanted to join I was always telling him hell no, but in the long run, it’s a guarenteed paycheck! I know when he gets paid and a round about amount. So what

Shallow
iam really sick of some people on here how shallow they are with alot of things no one is perfect and iam not even close to being some what perfect . and on that note yea i have a big scar its on my belly i got it from birth and it means alot to me if you cant take me for me then you dont need me . in anyway i cant understand why some people are like they but yet they bitch and wine when others do that to them and then they got the nerve to ask why why cant others accept people for who they are and not what they can do or what they can be

Hot And Sexy And Lonely
wana play with me in cam for only $5 for 24 hours? im dead fucking serious.. dont bother me unless u are ready to pay to play with me.. and u can tell me what to do.. and no freebies or previews so dont ask me or u will be ignored! When you PM me say "I'M SERIOUS" so i know you read it. PM me hot_nd_Sexy_natalie@hotmail.com and hot_nd_sexy_natalie@yahoo.com

I Love Poetry, Here Is One Of My Favorites!! "the Devils High"
In the days of old and nights were bold and toilets wern't invented, you left your load beside the road and walked away contented. Now down a hill to take a pill and smoke a righteous bud, the pill was paste the bud was laced and soon you started coughing blood. Saw it cried, later died and was buried in a hole. Took his stash of pot and hash and was buried with his bowl. Now down in hell where satin dwells and things get mighty hot, the devil said to bad your dead and can't enjoy your pot. So he packed and smashed an ounce of hash and put it in your tiny little pipe, he smoked your dope in one great toke and soon his eyes got bright. Yes my friend it's true you really got me stoned so for in return you shall not burn instead I'll send you home. This poem was wrote by my brother and his friends and myself.

Rude People
This is my first one.....and probably my last too. I am done trying to add people as friends....I have added a few yesterday and most accepted, a few didn't....I don't care if a person doesn't add me, that's their choice.....but when a person doesn't accept and then sends me a personal message that says "Why would I wanna be your friend ? You are one ugly ass, cheese dick looking mother fucker".............that shit was down right fuckin mean and not called for. If you don't want to add me as a friend then fine, just deny the request.....keep your stupid ass childish rude remarks like to yourself...... Anyway, I am done trying to add new people as my friends, and further more....I am thinking about deleting my account here on fubar.............this site was cool at first, but it has turned into one great big giant popularity contest and I think it now sucks rotten eggs out of an @ss-hole.......I somehow doubt that BabyJesus intended his pride and joy to turn out like this......nothin

Just A Survey
Whether you're single or not..repost this..or else The world will end in an explosion of hot pink magma coming from the Earth's core. And it won't be fun even if you like hot pink. Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Lick me: Fuck Me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Caress me: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Go to sleep with me: Do me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of u: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Give me a lap dance: Tell me you love me: Let me call you: What would you do i

Blondes
A blonde woman boards an airplane. She is extremely exhausted and just wants to take a nap. She finally finds her seat and sits down next to a very curious young man. He wants to test the whole dub blonde thing and possibly make some money out of it. "Hey, wanna play a game?" he asks her. "No thank you, i just want to take a nap." "Please, its really easy, all you have to do is answer the questions that i ask you. If you don't know the answer, then you give me five dollars, and if I don't know the answer to your question, then Ill give you five dollars." "I really don't want to do this. I just want to take a nap." "Oh but PLEASE pretty please. Okay, how about if I don't know the answer to your question, I'll give you five hundred dollars." The blonde woman became interested and decided to play the game. "Okay. How many moons does jupiter have?" the young man asked. The woman reached into her purse and took out a five dollar bill. "What goes up the mountain with three legs a

Strippers
The other day, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She calls the guy back over, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks, again. My relief was short lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy gyrates over to me! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy's egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do? Then the marketer in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his ass, grabbed the 80 bucks, and w

"....her Special Surprise From Master....."
She sits and waits again for Him... His last words come back to her now as she sits waiting and wondering what will be His pleasure tonight. She smiles as she thinks of the pleasure He gives her. Her heart and mind reel with the promise of what is to come tonight. Tonight He has told her she will get a big surprise. He said she has been good and He will reward her obedience and service with a special treat. She wonders now what that will be. She sits now her mind wandering and her hands too, stroking over her own skin as she thinks of Him. The feel of her own hands excite her as she thinks of Him, almost as if His own hands touch her now. She sits back, her eyes closed now and her hands run through her hair and down her neck. Her fingertips lightly trace over her soft skin and trail down between her breasts. They linger there, nestled between them caressing the warm skin there. She drifts off in her mind as she sits now, her hands caressing gently as she sits. She wanders in

Here I Wait
A day without hearing your voice is like a morning without a sun rise, A night without seeing the moon shine so bright. Oh I pray to thee to keep you close to me, Though we are miles apart, I will keep you close in my heart. A place where its full of Love with a warm hearted soul. My heart continues to grow, With each passing day that goes. If only you knew how you make me feel, See how my face & eyes glow with glee. Someday you will realize how much you mean to me, How I long to be with you and miss you dearly. I will wait here....patiently, For the day to arrive when you & I again meet. We will hug, kiss, and make Love so sweetly. No need to worry for I will be yours...completely.

Selfishly Open
SELFISHLY OPEN ISOLATED IN A SPACE OF REPATITION DOMINATED BY BUTTON PUSHERS AND POWER HUNGRY SOULS SEPERATED ONLY BY TIME IN OR TIME ON A CLOCK THAT ONLY EXISTS IN THEIR MINDS I STRUGGLE WITH THE SINS I HEAR EVERYDAY OUT OF THE EARS OF PEOPLE WHO LISTEN WITH THIER MOUTHS CONSTANTLY THINKIN BOUT THEIR NEXT WORD BEFORE THE ENDING FLIGHT OF THE LAST BIRD I CAN SEE, HEAR AND FEEL THE IRONY, HIPPOCRACY AND SYNCRONICTY- FLOATING IN THE AIR LIKE A FEATHER ,PLUCKED OFF A TURKEY ON THANKSGIVING, WHOSE BODY MIND AND SOUL ARE ABOUT TO BE SERVED WITH CRANBERRY SAUCE! BY DEEJAY

Life
Hey everyone if you want to join me and my husband in some fun you have to live in Indiana or Louisville and want to come to sellersburg to join us if your interested please let me know I'm curious to say i've been with a woman before and want to experience more and I love my dick so All Guys Welcome even couples if your interested Let me know.. Thanks...

Hot Stuff
If We Had Sex....GAME. don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out). 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you whisper in my ear? 3. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 4. Would you say my name? 5. Would you go down on me? 6. Would you let me give you a hickie? 7. How many rounds would we go? 8. What would you wanna do afterwards? 9. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 10. Would you lick and bite me all over? 11. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 12. Would you want me to take my time? 13. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 14. Where would you wanna "do it"? 15. Would you be loud or quiet? 16. Would you mind if i liked you? 17. Would you do it today? 18. Would you do it tomorrow? 19. Would you call me in the morning? 20. Are you going to re-post these so I can

Return The Favor
http://fubar.com/user/2160126 Heres a real sweet lady and friend that always busts her gut to help people with rates,blings,giveaways and much much more. She never complains when asked by someone if she would help them, ive known her to lose sleep to be here for some, Lisa is so caring and thoughtfull and Lisa is a fabulous friend ever so generous so why is it when she puts on her status or may message any of you that she needs us/your help no ones stepping forward. I couldn't ever blame someone for just giving up on some of the sorry souls in here it seems they are more interested in themseleves and what they can get without sparing a thought for the very person/persons that may of helped them get to where they are. So how about pulling some of that human pride right bk out of your ass and return some kindness to the very lady that offered you a helping hand. Lisa needs help with rating her #5 FAM member for his autos 11 A TRUE SOUTHERN GENTLEMAN™ ISN'T IT ABOUT

Virgo
VIRGO - The One that Waits Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something un-trustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget the one and only. (Some of this is TRUE!)

Wtf, How Could She
wtf...? i sit and ask how could she do this i did what i needed to do yet in the end i am the one that got screwed i helped her out the best that i could i tried to help her with things she couldn't do yet here i am sitting wondering what can i do i tried to help her with unpaid bills yet she kicked me out cause it has not came through i paid my rent like i was suppose to yet her light's get shut off and i am the one screwed 2 days she said to get my stuff just two days that's not even enough yet my bills got paid all in time yet here i am running out of time i tried to be a good friend like i was suppose to yet she didn't even care wtf ? i sit and ask yet no answer's will come for i know them all she doesn't care about the way her hurtful words make me feel she never did so i will leave like she asked me to go home to my family at lest there i know i will not be hurt by friends cause what she is doing now a friend would never ever do

I Believe
I believe— that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe— that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I believe— that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe— that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe— that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe— that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I believe— that you can keep going long after you can't. I believe— that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I believe— that either you control your attitude or it controls you. I believe— that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be something else

Friendship Vs. Love
Friendship is a quiet walk in the park with the one you trust. Love is when you feel like you are the only two around. Friendship is when they gaze into your eyes and you know they care. Love is when they gaze into your eyes and it warms your heart. Friendship is being close even when you are far apart. Love is when you can still feel their hand on your heart when they are not near. Friendship is hoping that they experience the very best. Love is when you bring them the very best. Friendship occupies your mind. Love occupies your soul. Friendship is knowing that you will always try to be there when in need. Love is when you will give up everything to be at their side. Friendship is a warm smile in the winter. Love is a warming touch that sends a pulse through your heart. Love is a beautiful smile to which nothing compares: A tender laugh, which opens your heart, A single touch that melts away your fe

The Next Time You Think Your Life Is So Bad Read This.
YOU STAY AWAKE FOR 16 HOURS......... -I'VE BEEN AWAKE FOR 48 HOURS STRAIGHT. -YOU TAKE A WARM SHOWER TO HELP YOU WAKE UP......... -THE RAIN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE INTERSTATE KEEPS ME AWAKE. -YOU COMPLAIN OF A "HEADACHE" AND CALL IN SICK.......... -I'M CHILLED TO THE BONE, HAVEN'T EATEN ALL DAY, WITH THE FLU, AND THEN I RUN INTO A BURNING BUILDING. -YOU DRINK YOUR COFFEE ON THE WAY TO THE MALL........ -I PUMP ON THE CHEST OF A FIVE YEAR OLD ON THE WAY TO THE HOSPITAL. -YOU MAKE SURE YOUR CELL PHONE IS IN YOUR POCKET........ -I MAKE SURE THE PASS DEVICE ON MY PACK IS WORKING. -YOU TALK TRASH ABOUT YOUR "BUDDIES" THAT AREN'T WITH YOU............ -I WATCH MY BUDDY FALL THROUGH FOUR FLOORS OF A BURNING BUILDING. -YOU WALK DOWN THE BEACH STARING AT ALL THE PRETTY GIRLS........... -I WALK ON THE HIGHWAY LOOKING FOR THE MOTORCYCLISTS MISSING LIMB. -YOU COMPLAIN HOW HOT IT IS......... -I WEAR FIFTY POUNDS OF GE

Strength & Courage
It takes strength to be firm. It takes courage to be gentle. It takes strength to stand guard. It takes courage to let down your guard. It takes strength to conquer. It takes courage to surrender. It takes strength to be certain. It takes courage to have doubt. It takes strength to fit in. It takes courage to stand out. It takes strength to feel a friend’s pain. It takes courage to feel your own pain. It takes strength to hide your own pains. It takes courage to show them. It takes strength to endure abuse. It takes courage to stop it. It takes strength to stand alone. It takes courage to lean on another. It takes strength to love. It takes courage to be loved. It takes strength to survive. It takes courage to live. Do u have strength or courage

Right Now…
Somebody is very proud of you. Somebody is thinking of you. Somebody is caring about you. Somebody misses you. Somebody wants to talk to you. Somebody wants to be with you. Somebody hopes you aren't in trouble. Somebody is thankful for the support you have provided. Somebody wants to hold your hand. Somebody hopes everything turns out all right. Somebody wants you to be happy. Somebody wants you to find him/her. Somebody is celebrating your successes. Somebody wants to give you a gift. Somebody thinks that you ARE a gift. Somebody hopes you're not too cold, or too hot. Somebody wants to hug you. Somebody loves you. Somebody admires your strength. Somebody is thinking of you and smiling. Somebody wants to be your shoulder to cry on. Somebody wants to go out with you and have a lot of fun. Somebody thinks the world of you. Somebody wants to protect you. Somebody would do anything for you. Somebody wants to be forgiven. Somebody is grateful for your forgiveness.

Remember
Remember that your presence is a present to the world. Remember that you are a unique and unrepeatable creation. Remember that your life can be what you want it to be. Remember to count your blessings, not your troubles. Remember that you'll make it through whatever comes along. Remember that most of the answers you need are within you. Remember those dreams waiting to be realized. Remember that decisions are too important to leave to chance. Remember to always reach for the best that is within you. Remember that nothing wastes more energy than worry. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. Remember that the longer you carry a grudge, the heavier it gets. Remember not to take things too seriously. Remember to laugh. Remember that a little love goes a long way. Remember that a lot goes forever. Remember that happiness is more often found in giving than getting. Remember that life's treasures a

10 Ways To Be Unhappy
Make little things bother you. Don’t just let them, make them. Lose your perspective on things and keep it lost: don’t put first things first. Find yourself a good worry, one about which you cannot do anything. Be a perfectionist, which means not that you work hard to do your best, but that you condemn yourself and others for not achieving perfection. Be right. Be always right. Be the only one who is always right, and be rigid in your rightness. Don’t trust or believe people, or accept them at anything but their worst and weakest. Be suspicious. Insist that others always have hidden motives. Always compare yourself unfavorably to others. This guarantees instant misery. Take personally everything that happens to you. Don’t give yourself whole-heartedly to anyone or anything. so do u wanna be UNHAPPY or HAPPY????

The Horror Train
Hes Back (The Man Behind The Mask) - Alice Cooper welcome to THE HORROR TRAIN all you do is * rate these photos /fubar.com/photo.php?u=686764&albumid=1353892&i=3396009196 then: * rate * add *fan * comment if they are already your friend * add if they aren't your friend yet (joining the Horror train) then send a PM to VolfiremaninPa L.U.V. Club Co-Founder, Honorable Society of Wolves Family Member@ fubar

Hair Cut
Hi everybuddy :) So I found out recently my department was closing due to the loss of my big client. As a result I am being transferred to an office in my new client's building. So I have to dress up and today I had all my hair cut off. I am donating it to Beautiful Lengths , to be made into a wig for cancer patients. New pics of me with short hair are in my "Me new short hair omfg" album. :D My friend TrickyZ made me this:

Stuff
What kind of psyschotic killer are you?SatanYou are the prince of darkness himself. You are the author of all evil. You destroy life with the wink of an eye. You perfer to kill the guilty, to build your legion of evil in hell. You kill people by making their desires turn against them. After you break their spirit you take their souls.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

Morphs
Wats up yall!!! Ok Im makin this as a guide for donations for morphs Plain 2 pic morph (i choose or u give me the pics to morph) $5000 fubucks or better Plain 3 pic morph (i choose or u give me the pics to morph) $10000 fubucks or better Enhanced 2 pic morph (i choose or u give me the pics to morph) $15000 fubucks or better Enhanced 3 pic morph (i choose or u give me the pics to morph) $20000 fubucks or better or u can negociate the donation price with me (remember fubar has a size limitation to all pic sizes including morphs **myspace doesn't)