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I Am So Excited!
I am so excited as on sunday I am going to see the family values tour in tinley park, which is in chicago. I got the tickets as close to the stage as possible so I am just pumped up. I knew a few of the bands that were going to be there but I have started to listen to some of the other bands stuff that is going to be there and I think I like it better than the stuff I already know. Should be a great time.

Raven Tears
Sitting in a tree Perches the raven of the morn Peaceful and serene Mourning the loss Of everything she means Her eyes of red do stare At abyssial darkness within Her mind held in rapture Lost in itself And from her crimson eyes Silvery tears do fall Against the ebon feathers Tragedy of it all She calls so low and quiet No one hears a sound Leaves cloak her No one notices she is around And from her crimson eyes Silvery tears do stream Against her ebon feathers As she releases a silent scream Nothing will stop the pain She knows inside she is dying Her soul is breaking As she sits there crying And from her crimson eyes Silver tears slide Over ebon feathers As the fire dies inside

Underwear
Some people don't look good in their underwear. And yet they insist on trying to get you to look at them in their underwear. Which I suppose could also mean that they want you to look at them while you are in their underwear. Language is weird.

News Just In Free
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The Old Maid Virgins
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins. One Friday night Gladys looks at Betty and says, "I'm not going to die a virgin. I'm going out and I'm not coming home 'til I've been laid!!" Betty says, "Well, make sure you're home by 10 so I don't worry about you." 10 o'clock rolls around and there's no sign of Gladys... 11 o'clock...12 o'clock... Finally about 1:30AM the front door flies open. In runs Gladys...straight to the bathroom. Betty goes and knocks on the door, "Are you okay, Gladys??" No answer, so she opens the door and there sits Gladys with her panties around her ankles, legs spread, and her head stuck between her legs looking at herself. "What is it, Gladys??? What's wrong?" asks Betty. "Oh Betty, it was 10 inches long when it went in... and 5 when it came out. When I find the other half you're gonna have the time of your life!!!"

Heart Beat Only
Hearts beat together, deep exaggerated breaths Scalloped black lace against pale satin skin Hands fingering the delicate pattern Finger traces the graceful curve of the collar bone Hands cupping a gentle arc of soft skin Palms running over tiny blond hairs on the stomach Over naked hips to small of the back Tender lips, damp, anticipating Tongues dancing to the wild drumbeat of hearts As a rough hand caresses, roves While fingers grapple protruding shoulder blades Lips trailing slowly down a swan-like neck Breaths ragged, kisses fervent Tingling, reeling, pounding, ringing Traveling through the veins from fingers to hips From hips to toes; quivering with anticipation And lust; soft beads of perspiration reflect candle light Frantic now, gasping, gulping, diving, exploring Rising and falling with each heavy stroke Until there is nothing left but a heart beat

Mexicans!!
Montebello High School in California You will not see this heart-stopping photo on the front page of the NY Times or on the lead story of the major news networks. The protestors put up the Mexican flag over the American flag flying upside down at Montebello High School in California . I predict this stunt will be the nail in the coffin of any guest-worker/amnesty plan on the table in Washington . The image of the American flag subsumed to another and turned upside down on American soil is already spreading on Internet forums and via e-mail. Pass this along to every American citizen in your address books and to every representative in the state and federal gov ernment. If you choose to remain uninvolved, do not be amazed when you no longer have a nation to call your own nor anything you have worked for left since it will be "redistributed" to the activists while you are so peacefully staying out of the "fray". Check history, it is full of nations/

Im In A Contest
dont know exactly how to go about doing this but giving it a shot need you to follow the link and bomb with comment need 4000 and get your friends too you know all love will be return gladly http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=892176&albumid=469488&i=2362317715# so come on by and help a girl out

Noses
ok ok, this is dumb but i was soooo bored atwork the other day, and this guy was picking his nose i mean really gold diggen. so i thought his nostrils must be pretty big becaue it they werent his fingers would get stuck. do u think they the nostrils streches, or is made to fit that persons fingers ? lmao

Friends....
The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed..Don't flatter yourself that friendship authorizes you to say disagreeable things to your intimates. The nearer you come into relation with a person, the more necessary do tact and courtesy become. Except in cases of necessity, which are rare, leave your friend to learn unpleasant things from his enemies; they are ready enough to tell them.

Emotional Intelligence
Your EQ is 120 50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick! 51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese. 71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely. 91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that. 111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt. 131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin. 150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar. What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?

Cold Winter Nght ..> Snow Falls And>
Im sleeping in my bed, when a drift of snow falls out side. A cold wind blowing..> As I wake ,I feel the chill.I get up now to light a fire in the fire place.. It,s the first thing to do early mornings and all..> As I place logs into the hearth and take a match to start to burn ..> I realise there no smells of all the things That were there the night before. Little did I know someone came home ... In the middle of the night to clean the house and make things right. I gazed around the room and see a radio and turn it on.> The weather station says that we,ll have a blanket of snow .. .by the end of the day. I rush off to the kitchen to put on coffee and to see who came home in the middle of the night..> While I layed sleeping ever so quite..Well wouldn,t ya know it was my son and he drove thru the snow to just visit, and see how I was..> Cause he worried about me. The phone ringing now , My daughter calls : Says mom how are all of you... I say just fine , coffee is on and it,s almost

Love
Why is it so hard to find true love? to find someone who wont play you are lie to you so hard now days to find true love, why cant i find a women of my own to open the car doors for to spoil to hold her hand on long walks :( i had women tell me that most women now days dont like men who spoil then thay like the bad boy image well seems more truth in that i thought what ever happend to old fashion romance? so confused :(

Do Something
You're alive. Do something. The directive in life, the moral imperative was so uncomplicated. It could be expressed in single words, not complete sentences. It sounded like this: Look. Listen. Choose. Act. Barbara Hall, A Summons to New Orleans, 2000

My Story
Hello My name is Ben Varela. I have had a heart problem since 1998. I was doing a regular physical for my schools basketball team then I was given the news that I wouldn't be able to pass due to the problem. I needed a heart pacemaker inserted. All was fine until 2000 in which I needed Open-Heart Surgery. Well I was supposed to have another surgery last summer in July but by the grace of God and I believe my dad, I felt them pull my heart out of my body and say that you don't need the surgery son, you will be cured. Sure enough, it happened one week before the surgery that it happened and one week later up at Stanford Medical they ran tests to see how I am doing and sure enough they said that I didn't need the surgery. It has been one year since the miracle and all my tests run the same and they say it looks like I don't need the pacemaker any more. So I thank the Lord above for keeping me here everyday here on Earth. So I hope you find it in you heart to tell the people you know about

You Might Be A Redneck If...
1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive. 6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture. 7.You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it. 8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. 9. You come back from the dump with more than you took. 10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. 11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. 12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. 13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. 14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. 15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program. 16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold. 17. You have a rag for

Blogs Conti Part 16 Vote Please All
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Torn
How do you know which way to go When you reach the fork in the road Carrying all your worries and fears Struggling with such a heavy load Your brain says it knows what's right To chose the safest way Your heart says that it knows the best Choose the route that's full of play You stand there wondering what to do Feeling so lost and confused What if you make the wrong decision And you end up being used Then you think of just giving up And you start to dig a hole But you begin to feel an ache inside Deep down in your soul You know there's someone out there Who loves you with all his heart But when you turn to go with him You'll be tearing someone elses - perhaps your own - heart apart No matter what you decide There's no real way to win 'Cause someone you care about very much Will be hurting in the end.

When In Doubt Follow Your Hear T???is This A Good Choice To Follow?
Who came up with this one ? Wasnt me cause my heart is always wrong alot of the time. Some times instint is good or a gut feeling though. So if intution is telling you in your gut maybe you should follow that. Survival might depend on it> Well isnt that want animals do. Yeah where am I going with this , Just that ppl are always gona look for answers but there arent always an answer or a right answer or one you fell good to run with> so lay it on Our Lord he has all answers and will answer in his own time. Be patience and wait , he,ll send ay an answer when he time is right in your life.. He knows the over all picture , you dont see or know his plan or picture of your life. think about it. xoxoxox hugs diana

Redneck Drivers Licence
Redneck Driver's License Application Last name: ________________ First name (check appropriate box): [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth-Ann Age: ____ (if unsure, guess) Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right Occupation: [_] Farmer [_] Mechanic [_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress [_] Unemployed [_] Dirty Politician Spouse's Name: __________________________ 2nd Spouse's Name: _________________________ 3rd Spouse's Name: _________________________ Lover's Name: ____________________________ 2nd Lover's Name: __________________________ Relationship with spouse: [_] Sister [_] Aunt [_] Brother [_] Uncle [_] Mother [_] Son [_] Father [_] Daughter [_] Cousin [_] Pet Number of children living in household: ___ Number of children living in shed: ___ Number of children that

Naughty Application
NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" ***Best one will get a reply*** 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

What The Hell Happened??
This is a dream I've been having a few times this month... In the dream I awake in a hospital bed, with a set of keys in my hand... I let the keys fall out of my hand onto the bed as I open my eyes to look directly into J's eyes... Eyes soo sad and haunting.... He is looking at me with an extremely sad look on his face, and keeps looking from my eyes to my forehead... My head is pounding, my eyes feel sooo dry, and it is a hard effort to open my eyes as they feel sooo heavy... My entire body feels like it is made of lead... I try to lift my hand towards him and feel a slight pinch at the difficult move, looking down I notice that it is from an IV in my hand. I can hear a voice on my right side, and I strain to turn towards it without loosing sight of his eyes... She holds my hand and so I try to squeeze her hand. It one of my best friends... And I can hear the tears on her voice as she tells me that V's parents have munchkin and that she is safe in the cafeteria with them

Force Of One
Have you ever looked into my eyes? Really looked and saw through to the essence that is me? Have you seen the colors that have faded or the new ones that have formed? Maybe you thought it was an optical illusion Created by the devil in me that you swear must be there There's no way this woman could possibly have a soul burning this bright Oh I'm sorry, were you blinded by my light? I have so much passion, more than you'd care to see I'm priceless and better than you want to admit After all the ups and downs, I'm finally discovering me I've come to appreciate that no one can change who I am I will not bend, I will not blend, I will not succumb to the stupidity that is expected You can walk in and walk right back out No matter what you think of me, I don't give a damn I'm growing and I'm stronger, I'm happy, sad I will be no longer My time is now and will continue forever This woman you see before you has forgotten the word doubt She's confident and optimistic, for her w

Kaleidoscope ...poem Of Many Views
Though I've never kissed your lips before I do feel the fire of your eyes consuming my soul I feel your deadly kiss burning me in flames and my eyes melt against your gaze I feel your hate tingling my spirit and feel your foot crushing my heart.. -Aku- Am I your thorn on your finger so insignificant,but bothersome painful,but disposable but hard to ignore.. -Aku- I've not seen your eyes in so long but I remember you very well,Aidee.. I've not forgotten you after so,so,long.. You've found your true love and I've found an enemy in myself and just about everything else a damned soul can find except what we all secretly dream of.. true love. -Aku- My Bettie Page.. My Mob Mistress.. I do miss you a lot.. Do you remember the scent of roasted corn, in the court yard of Gotham City? Do you ever wonder about the sounds of cawing, music from the flying imaginary crows above? Do you recall spinning in circles for what seemed like forever? Do you remember k

..a Distant Place ..poetry Of Longing&solitude
When I think of you,your beautiful eyes are what I see in my mind.. along with your smile,pretty lips you have.. And your playful laughter is what I'm missing in my life too.. When I think of you, I can almost hear your soft voice asking if I've missed you.. and before I can answer you yes,I awaken and realize it's been just a dream.. and my world is shattered like glass.. When I close my eyes and picture you along next to me, I want to go to that place of dreams where we can do the things we once did, that brought the joy missing in my life.. When I smell a beautiful fragrance from a nearby garden, I open my eyes and realize that I'm alone in the world without having you to share it with.. When I see beautiful flowers in the park, I'm reminded as to how you wear a beautiful flower in your hair each day.. When I see all the beautiful stars at night,I'm reminded as to how insignificant they are in your presence,and just how tiny their beauty is compared to

No Words To Express
How can i begin to define How can i write a single line i find it truly greater than all the arts The expression of love between two hearts Words alone cannot begin to express All derived meanings are so much less Than what is communicated in true love Nothing in or beneath the earth or above Can approach the magical resonance Of the tone of such profound romance Embracing and kissing And loving and missing All beyond any already stated word Nothing in this universe has ever been seen or heard To even compose a realistic simile It's Higher than the highest high It's freer than the freest free $olo 2-07

Bridal Suite
A Texan and his bride ask the hotel desk clerk for a room, telling him they just got married that morning. "Congratulations!" says the clerk. Looking at the cowboy, he asks, "Would you like the bridal then?" "Naw, thanks," says the cowboy. "I reckon I'll just hold her by the ears 'til she gets the hang of it.

Lust, Love Or Infatuation?
You scored as Love, This is love, you are not first here, they are. Communication is a must, without it you have nothing. If you can’t talk to them, and they can’t listen and really care about how you feel, then maybe you should be looking elsewhere. Love is giving 100% in both directions. You need to fuel each other’s fires, so the love will continue to burn for, now until forever. Don’t let the fire burn out.Love is free as the butterflies, which live for moments, only to bring joy to others. clickLove71% Infatuation63% Lust50% Lust, Love and Infatuationcreated with QuizFarm.com

Are Two Condoms Better Then One?
No scientific studies have been conducted with the purpose of looking at the differences in sexually transmitted disease (STD) and pregnancy prevention, as well as breakage risk, between wearing two (or more) condoms at once versus wearing only a single condom. However, strong anecdotal evidence is available. According to an article in the November 1995 issue of the American Journal of Public Health (pp. 1514 - 1520) entitled, "Condom use among female commercial sex workers in Nevada's legal brothels" (by A.E. Albert, D.L. Warner, R.A. Hatcher, J. Trussell, and C. Bennett), the participants were asked, during a standardized interview, about strategies they used to prevent condom breakage during the previous year. More than half of these women reported using the "double-up" strategy. This "double-bagging" approach did not appear to result in condom breakage for them. To reduce friction and the possibility of condom breakage risk even further, these women also reported adding extra lube

What Harry Potter Character Are You?
You scored as Harry Potter, you are HARRY POTTER!!! you are one of the greatest wizards known, but because of it, are VERY missunderstood. you have power that most don't have at your age and with your immense bravery, can take on any evil force that comes your way.Harry Potter100% Voldemort88% Hermione Granger75% Severus Snape63% Professor Dumbledore63% Draco Malfoy63% Hagrid63% Fred & George Weasley50% Ronald Weasley50% WHAT HARRY POTTER CHARACTER RU?created with QuizFarm.com Interesting who came in a close second ... guess I'm not quite evil enough ... lol :)

Unofficial Marine Dictionary
0 Dark 30. Very early in the morning, pronounced oh, dark thirty. [Editor's Note: A lot of people have complained that a Marine would not call the numeral zero an "oh". That is possibly correct but it was pronounced in that unorthodox way when it was first used in the 1960s, possibly to add emphasis to the phrase.] 030SHIT. Pronounced "Oh three, Oh shit." Military Occupational Specialty of a junior infantry officer. I Corps. (Vietnam) The northernmost of four corps areas in South Vietnam. I Corps was the province of the U. S. Marines while II, III and IV Corps were U. S. Army areas. Pronounced eye-corps. I Marine Expeditionary Force A Marine Air Ground Task Force (MAGTF) of the primarily composed of the 1st Marine Division, 3rd Marine Aircraft Wing, and 1st Marine Logistics Group. Among Marines, it is common to pronounce I MEF as "eye mef", "first mef", or "one mef". The 1st Marine Expeditionary Force is commanded by a Lieutenant General. (I stole this from Wikipedia so I

If You're Going Through Hell (before The Devil Even Knows)
Well you know those times when you feel like There's a sign there on your back That says I don't mind if you kick me, seems like everybody has Things go from bad to worse You think it can't get worse than that And then they do You step off the straight and narrow And you don't know where you are Used the needle of your compass, to sew up your broken heart Ask directions from a genie in a bottle of jim beam And she lies to you That's when you learn the truth If you're goin' through hell keep on going Don't slow down if you're scared don't show it You might get out before the devil even knows you're there I've been deep down in that darkness I've been down to my last match Felt a hundred different deamons breathin' fire down my back And I knew that if I stumbled I'd fall right into the trap That they were layin' But the good news is there's angels everywhere out on the street Holdin' out a hand to pull you back up on your feet The one's

Hehe Bondage Mmmmm
Your BishopBondage PositionDid you ever think the corset could go on so tight? Just a little more then you'll have the waistline you never thought you'd have.How would you be tied up?Take the Bishop Bondage Test(only 4 questions)

Soul Shaker
Baby don't you know I'm a real soul shaker Baby don't you know I'm gonna catch your world on fire Gonna take you so high we'll be tearing a hole in the sky I'm a dynamite daddy, I'll put the rhythm in your blues I'm not a wishy washy boy like you're ude to [Chorus:] I'm a real soul shaker I'm a true love maker I'm a giver and a taker Yeah, when I give you what I got, you're going to rock Ain't gonna wam bam, thank you ma'am I ain't gonna be just another heart breaker Baby don't you know I'm a real soul shaker Momma always said, I'd run into a girl like you. Sweet and smart and stronger than a hundred proof. You're so fine you'd make a bulldog break his chain. I gonna wrap you up in love like a hurricane. And blow you away. [Chorus] You're like perfect peaches in a tree (you're like perfect peaches in a tree) You won't find a better honeybee A better honey be then me, cuz [Chorus] I'm a true love maker I'm a girlfriend taker Yeah, when I give you wh

Miscellaneous Quotes
Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for 75 cents.--Billiam Coronel The statistic on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.--Rita Mae Brown Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.--Rich Cook When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.--Marcel Achard He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.--Bertolt Brecht You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell sh

What Vampire Personality Am I?
You scored as Lestat, You are so unashamed of who you are you frighten people. Your hot and you know it. Sometimes you can be a brat but hey gotta love ya! Your Flashy sexy style makes people sit up and notice you.Lestat83% Louis75% Blade67% Marius67% Dracula50% Deacon Frost42% Spike42% Armand42% Akasha17% Angel17% Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with QuizFarm.com

I Know What You Came For
I know what you came for And I know when you'll leave You came for my heart And it's lost to me For I won't stop you I will open my door My heart is here waiting I don't need it no more I know why you're leaving And I'll just let it be I am left with nothing And now you're lost to me For I can't stop you I will open my door My heart is here waiting I don't need it no more I know why you're waiting Give me time to breathe Before you take my heart now And just get up and leave For I won't stop you I will open my door My heart is here waiting I don't need it no more For love makes a fool of me For love makes a part of us

Some Random
"Hippies started the ecology movement. They combated racism. They liberated sexual stereotypes, encouraged change, individual pride, and self-confidence. They questioned robot materialism. In four years they managed to stop the Vietnam War. They got marijuana decriminalized in fourteen states during the Carter Administration." Timothy Leary "The revolution has always been in the hands of the young. The young always inherit the revolution." Huey P. Newton "There can't be any large-scale revolution until there's a personal revolution, on an individual level. It's got to happen inside first." Jim Morrison "All we are saying is give peace a chance." John Lennon "They won't give peace a chance, that's just a dream some of us had." Joni Mitchell "All the news of home you read, more about the war and of bloody changes." Joni Mitchell "...we condemned them, our children, for seeking a different future. We hated them for their flowers, for their love, and f

If You Say So!
Daily Horoscope: Libra For July 25,2007 A lighthearted attitude is what you need to make this situation do a complete 180. When it comes to life, love and learning, funny stuff happens. When your sense of humor is sharp, you get the point more quickly.

Seven Deadly Sins
Wrath 1.Who did you last get angry with? Can't remember. 2.What is your weapon of choice? Throwing knives. 3.Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? If I had to, hell yes! 4.How about the same sex? Anytime, honey... 5.Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Don't know, no one ever tells me that kind of shit. 6.What is your pet peeve? Two faced asswipes. 7.Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? Depends on the person and situation. Sloth 1.What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't? Nothing... 2.What is the latest you've ever woken up? I wake when I want. Also depends on when I go to bed. 3.Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? Sarah A. 5.What is the last lame excuse that you made? I don't wanna... 6.Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? Nope. 7.How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning? I don't use one usual

Thought Of The Day
Why is it so hard for a man to "read between the lines" when a woman is trying to be a caring and loving friend? Just because I say I care about you doesn't mean I wanna be with you, especially if I know you ain't ready to be in a relationship. Believe me, if I wanted you like that, I would let you know flat out and that person DOES know who he is and he knows exactly how I feel about him, but the time just isn't right yet. Men, lighten up and realize that us women are good for something more than just a mouth, an ass, or a pussy.

Poem Of Love>>>
How do you know it,s love at all. How do you feel.All funny inside. DO you shake, tremble, excite easily. Do you get butterflys in your tummy. Do you wake all hrs. in the nigt. WANTING TO SEE IF THIS SONEONE BE ONLINE. Well I dont begin to understand . See making love isnt same as being in love. So gut instint , I guess you follow.; For me I want,Rockets to explode, to hear Angels sing, or just be dazed.I want to be feeling giddy, maybe even silly, but who knows.Some tell me to be patient,stop looking for love.something you want so bad.. hugs diana xoxoxox

To Sleep
What I want from him is strands brushed away from my tangled forehead and the sweet whisper “sleep.” I want to rest assured armor has been taken up and I will have no worries; tomorrow will come gently. Fluid muscles stretch as I blink in the bright. Warm sheets caress night kissed skin. I’ve awoke to the knowledge that this is what I need; a knight in shining armor who whispers to me “sleep.”

~my Lover~(for My Dearest Love You Know Who You Are)
~My Lover~ I need you so badly I want to taste your lips against mine Hold me in your protective arms Hear you say you love me with your tender voice I love you for being in my life I am greatful that you accept me for who I am I can't wait to be with you once again You do anything to save me from danger My faith in you will always be strong Your heart is mine,I want you to know I am always here My admirer is you You will always be known to me as my "Iceman" I love the nicknames you call me shows that your love for me is strong Grab my hand take me away with your love every day and night Whisper in my ear that you love me Say my name when we make love cause I always will Baby you have me for sure You are always my lover

My Prayer>> Of Today>>
Hope your having a great day ; Blessed it be in Our Lords name ; That YOU be filled up with Him. May He show you a great reward in his heavens one day ; May he bless you with hi;s love today; ..He loves us so ; If All would see ; What he has shown to you ,to me.;The great light thAt He shows ; to you and me; Oh what a GLORIOUS DAY ; this could be ;IF EVEry man woman and child COULD be saved by or CHRIST who came and paid; For all sin on the cross; ;For the gift OF life he GAVE UP; TO save us from a death here of ;To pay for All sins wipe them clean.. in his BLOOd he did this fo you ; for me; for all that see..He is our sACRIFICAL LAMB; He was and WILL be....,It is the greatest of all love HE give to thee.... xoxoxoxo x diana;;hugs

Life Lessons
Things I Learned Last Night ~Never put anything in an email you don't want the world to know ~Saying I love you can be painful ~Girls fall harder and faster than guys ~You can't make yourself stop loving someone just because it's hard ~If it's meant to be a shot don't drink it by the glass ~True friends hold your hair while you puke ~Time is not what makes a person a real friend ~Never call the peson you love when you're too drunk to remeber what was said ~Sometimes you just gotta cry ~As much as it hurts it's better to have your feelings out there ~Getting wasted doesn't make the pain go away ~Guys are confusing ~Never eat Taco Bell right before drinking large amounts ~Make sure things are as bad as you think they are before you say something and make them worse Yes it was a long rough night!

A-vun And A-two And...
At OMFG-WTF.net, I found an entry (along with a video) of prisoners (over 1,500) performing Michael Jackson's Thriller: Kind of weird, huh?I wonder if it would work in American prisons. I mean, after they get out, they could form their own dance troupe. It would teach things like teamwork and the rest. And since America supposedly has the largest prison population per capita in the world (by official figures; China might have more), there could be several dance troupes formed all around the country.Just a thought... tag: prison, crime, music, video, rehabilitation, bizarre-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!Join me at Fubar.comGet paid to surf the web with

Warning To All Men
WARNING Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs, to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer" to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, in cans, from taps, and in large "kegs." Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific-looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "som

Advice For The Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time, ice began to form on his wings; and, he fell to earth in a barnyard--almost frozen. A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end. But, the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to breath, he started to sing. Just then, a large cat came by and, hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds. The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird, and promptly ate him. The moral of the story: 1. Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy. 2. Everyone who gets you out of the shit is not necessarily your friend. 3. And, if you're warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut.

Let Me Tak Eyou Back A Few Yrs>this Is A Prayer And Story >>combined..
TO when you were very young and growing. A time that mom,And dad were all you had... Filled all needs,all wants. A time of happiness , and friends. Sports to play , dog as a pet. CAN you see back to all of this?. Whistling by as you walk on the sidewalk. Friends shout, hey wanta go to see if we can work or mow a yard or two so we can go to a picture show. YOU shout back cant I have to go with mom to visit a sick Aunt. We make sure she is fed. Then we visit till it,s time for her to go to bed.We say a prayer or two.THen we leave to home down the street we live on. I often wonder what would of been ,if GOD knows now. Those prayers we said were for my Aunt.For what I knew back then.TO share a day with loved ones while their here,TO waist not want not is is senceer. MY GOD gives comfort to me ; As I give thanks to HIM ; and I dont take for granted any thing. BE it good or be it bad , MY Lord is in all and can, over come bad intensions left by man.

Wolf Morph Contest Started And Need Comments Please
Any lovin you can do would be great as quick contest as first to 5000 comments makes it to second round. I am in my first contest and would really like to have a lot of support. Please help rate and and comment me that would be great everyone. My link is below

Horrible
I feel awful. I have been sick for a while now and it really sucks. I wish I could go to sleep and wake up and it would be gone. I have been sick for 2 weeks now and have been getting testing but haven't found anything out yet and still have a lot more testing to do. I am going to have my birthday soon I hope I am not sick then. I worried something really bad is wrong with me. Wish me luck if you read this.

My True Hate
Waking today im wondering how its gonna go. I can never tell if there is anger or a smile. Nothing is good enough unless I hand it all over to you. Cant you just go one day without putting someone down and making them feel like dirt. For so long now, I hear it everyday, please just stop and say "hey baby, I love you". Honestly, I dont see that happening anytime soon. It makes me want to crawl in a hole and die. I cant do that because I have 4 little children that look up to me. Thats what keeps me going. Why do I stay, everyone asks, I honestly cant tell you. It seems like so much more trouble to walk out that door.. One day it will end, Can someone tell me when....

Chaos?? What Does It Mean...?
Chaos is in all of our lives... It always will be... You can either accept it, learn from it, and move on stronger than before.... Or fall to pieces as it eats away at every ounce of sanity. Chaos is a name for any order that produces confusion in our minds. I choose to accept it. For those of you who believe this is such a horrible thing, I found a good meaning for you. ============================ Chaos derives from the Greek ???? and typically refers to unpredictability. In the metaphysical sense, it is the opposite of law and order: unrestrictive, both creative and destructive. The word ???? did not mean "disorder" in classical-period ancient Greece. It meant "the primal emptiness, space". It is derived from the Indo-European root ghn or ghen meaning "gape, be wide open": compare "chasm" (from Greek), and Anglo-Saxon ganian (= "yawn"), geanian, ginian (= "gape wide"); see also Old Norse Ginnunga Gap. Due to people misunderstanding early Christian uses

My Sister Is Insane
All I ever wanted is for my family to get along. It seemed that after my mother passed we all pulled together. I was wrong. My sister who lives up in northern CA wants to pick a fight with my other sister who is the executer of the estate. And of course since I'm the caretaker for the "family" home I get caught up in the middle, this blows! My sister up north tries to get people to choose sides and then makes up stuff that isn't even in the Will. I give up.

Peter Met Sharon
Peter met Sharon in a nightclub. They enjoyed each other's company very much and at the end of the evening Sharon invited Peter to her place, where they quickly got involved in a very passionate and energetic session in bed together. Finally, tired and satisfied, they both lay back in the bed and curled up close to each other. After a short while, Sharon began tenderly stroking Peter's dick. Surprised but appreciative, Peter commented, "Surely you can't be ready for more already?" Sharon replied, "No, but every now and then I get a bit nostalgic, and I miss the days when I had mine.

Good News For Us Down Fans
CONFORMITY guitarist/vocalist Pepper Keenan, drummer Jimmy Bower (EYEHATEGOD, SUPERJOINT RITUAL guitarist), bassist Rex Brown (ex-PANTERA), guitarist Kirk Windstein (CROWBAR), and vocalist Philip Anselmo (SUPERJOINT RITUAL, ex-PANTERA) — is scheduled to release its long-awaited third full-length album, tentatively titled "Down III", on September 25 through the Independent Label Group (ILG), which is composed of Warner Music Group Corp.'s Asylum Records, East West Records and Cordless Recordings. Producer Warren Riker (CROWBAR, SUBLIME) helmed the effort, for which the band had reportedly composed more than 18 tracks. DOWN bassist Rex Brown recently stated about the CD, "In a few short moons you will be hearing the most fck'n amazing and classic DOWN record ever made. Strap on your seatbelts and enjoy the fck'n ride. This is the real deal, folks; it ain't no bullshit. So smoke whiskey and let me know who's ready!?!" DOWN guitarist Kirk Windstein commented, "We record tunes on two-

Nasa Drunks!
NASA takes swift action after report of astronaut drinking Story Highlights NEW: Drinking incidents involved aircraft, shuttle and Soyuz spacecraft NASA briefs next shuttle crew on new safety policy NASA institutes no-alcohol policy 12-hours before flights Report commissioned by NASA says astronauts flew drunk at least twice KENNEDY SPACE CENTER, Florida (CNN)-- NASA said Friday it was going to take immediate action after a report raised safety questions about astronauts drinking before flying missions. The space agency said astronauts flew drunk at on at least two occasions, despite warnings from doctors and colleagues that they posed a flight risk. As a result, NASA deputy administrator Shana Dale said new procedures would be put in place immediately, including an internal review and a no-alcohol policy for 12-hours before all missions. With the next space shuttle mission just two weeks away, Dale said NASA has "already had discussions with the crew commander o

Remember That I Love You
Remember that I love you Written by: Nikki JoLee Murray 07/01/06 I remember that night, with the dark starry skies You kissed me softly, then looked in my eyes You told me you loved me, you wanted to be together Long did I know, that you meant forever We were sitting on that bridge in Tussey Park We sat there from sundown until it was dark The calm deep water beneath our feet Our hands entwined, our hearts that beat You made me feel safe, warm and content I knew I would go, wherever you went I loved you then, I love you now Even more today, but I dont know how How could I love you more than I do? Because our love is lasting, it is true. So, be safe my soldier. Come back home To your wife and your daughter, where you belong.

Just Feel Better Lyrics
This song matches my current mood! She said I feel stranded And I can't tell anymore If I'm coming or I'm going It's not how I planned it I've got a key to the door But it just won't open And I know, I know, I know Part of me says let it go That life happens for a reason I don't, I don't, I don't Because it never worked before But this time, this time I'm gonna try anything to just feel better Tell me what to do You know I can't see through the haze around me And I do anything to just feel better And I can't find my way Girl I need a change And I do anything to just feel better Any little thing that just feel better She said I need you to hold me I'm a little far from the shore And I'm afraid of sinking You're the only one who knows me And who doesn't ignore That my soul is weeping I know, I know, I know Part of me says let it go Everything must have a season Round and round it goes And every day's the one before But this time, this tim

Steve's Redhouse...leesburg,fl
BANDFEST LINE-UP JULY 28TH WHO AND WHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 28th (Click on band names for MySpace pages) NOON - 1240 ~~~~ HALF BAKED IDEA 1250 - 130 ~~~~~ LYFE 140 - 220 ~~~~~~ DIRTY HAMMOCK 230 - 310 ~~~~~~ DISCORDIA 320 - 400 ~~~~~~ SOUTH OF STEEL 410 - 450 ~~~~~~ DRIP

Foolish Heart
I need a love that grows I don't want it unless I know But with each passin hour Someone, somehow Will be there, ready to share I need a love that's strong I'm so tired of being alone But will my lonely heart Play the part Of the fool again, before I begin Foolish heart, hear me calling Stop before you start falling Foolish heart, heed my warning You've been wrong before Don't be wrong anymore I'm feelin that feelin again I've been playin a game I can't win Love's knockin on the door Of my heart once more Think I'll let him in Before I begin Foolish heart, hear me calling Stop before, you start falling Foolish heart, heed my warning You've been wrong before Don't be wrong anymore Foolish heart Foolish, foolish heart You've been wrong before Foolish heart, hear me calling Stop before you start falling Foolish heart, heed my warning You've been wrong before Don't be wrong anymore Foolish heart

Realization And Dreaming
The key to realizing a dream is to focus not on success but significance - and then even the small steps and little victories along your path will take on greater meaning.Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.

If I Told You......
If I told you I loved you, would you push me away? Or would you let me fall into your arms, where, forever, I would stay? If I told you I needed you, would you feel the same? Could you let me need you everyday, forever and eternally? If I told you I hated you, would you believe the words I say? Would you turn your back on me and leave me alone to pray? If I told you I was crying, would you be right by my side, to put your arms around my shoulders until the feelings pass me by? If I told you everything, could you still feel the same? Now that you know exactly who I am, would you still be mine to claim? If I told you... by Crystal R. Hinson

Windows Family 2007
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After Midnight
After Midnight He couldn't meet her until after midnight, it had been to long since she'd seen him last so she didn't mind waiting. She was so horny and excited. She adjusted the air, she knew the temperature would rise once he got here, and slipped on a black satin robe over the skimpy red and black negligee. As she tied the sash, he knocked on the door. Her pulse quickened as she hurried to open the door. She stood behind the door as she opened it and closed it quickly once he was in the room. "Hi beautiful" was all he said as he pulled her to him her arms wrapped around his neck and she whispered "Hi yourself, handsome" as his mouth covered hers hot and hungry. Her body melted against his. His hands moved to untie the robe and pushed it off her shoulders, she dropped her arms and let if slid down them and fall to the floor, his hands run up her sides cupping her breast, thumbs flicking over her nipples and they harden to his touch. His mouth on her neck as he backed her agains

I Dont Think
I watched you sleeping late last night, Lying there in the moon light, I thought to myself how great it would be If I could always keep you here next to me. You may not believe it to be true But I really have fallen in love with you. I want to make you happy always And love you in ways that will always amaze. If You give me the chance to prove That to you I would always be true I love you in a way that I have never felt before And being with you could never become a chore. Every thing about you is perfect in every way, Everything except, I dont Think you will stay

Interstate Connection
My job as a traveling saleswoman takes me to all parts of the state…….long hours spent driving gives me plenty of time to fantasize what I would do if a lover were with me for the weekend. I finally reach the interstate on my way home for the weekend. I only travel about 80 miles on this road but traffic moves much faster. I put the petal to the metal to keep up with the traffic……soon I’ll be home. I hope I’ll see the dark haired man in the white Dodge Dakota I see each Friday on this road. The driver is friendly, he always waves and has a smile for me. Sometimes we race and pass each other….darting in and out of traffic….like leapfrog children play but with cars. It makes the hour on this road go quickly. I’ve often wondered about this man…..what does his voice sound like…..how tall is he……would we see eye to eye or would he be head and shoulders above me? What color are his eyes…..does he have dimples……on both sets of cheeks? What sort of work does he do…..does he travel the same

Falling In Love Or Loving
sometimes we confuse our feelings for someone else and the bad thing is that we forget about ourselves for that someone but, is it worth? we fall in love when we know someone for whom we feel attraction and we let fall down the barriers that separate us from the others. when we share with this person our feelings and more intimate thoughts,we have the sensation that, finally! we did a connection with someone. this feeling produces great pleasure to us, even the chemistry of our body changes, inside you there are produced a few sustances called endorfinas. we feel happy and walk the whole day of good humor and stupefied.when we are in love it seems to us that our couple is perfect and that is the most wonderful person of the world. this is the difference between falling in love and the love. we start loving when we stop of being in love.what? this way it is, the love needs to know the person, needs time, needs to recognize the faults of the dears being,needs to see the good

What Word Are You? And Poem
What Word Are You? and Your Poem!! M ysteriousY ou like to blend in with a crowdS weet butT angyE verywhere at onceR eally gorgeous in a classy mysterious way and a styleI con; totallyO ver annoying peopleU understanding even when you don't totally understand ;)S ocial and super-cool!your words: mysterious, coolyour perfume: coco chanelTake this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Every Girl Ever..........written By (diamond Dandy Randy)peace..........
Every Girl Ever Posted: 07/28/2007 12:24:07 PM Sorry ladies but this is possibly the funniest thing ever.. Knock knock Oh hi, how's it going? It's me! Every girl ever. I'm really looking forward to this date. I'm not nearly as attractive as you remember me being because when we met the bar was dark and you were drunk. Come on in. Let's start off with the unavoidable tour of my incredibly typical post-college-girl apartment. You'll notice that I went ahead and purchased everything that Ikea and Pier 1 have ever produced. There's my decorative birdcage over there even though I don't have a bird, and there's my wicker basket with bamboo poles in it. I don't know what the hell that's thing's all about, but I bought it. Hey check it out, I have more candles in here than a Roman Catholic Church. Doesn't it smell like Hazelnut!? If I were to light all of my candles at once you could see my apartment from space! I love candles! Come on into the living room. Oh, I see you met my

C&t Stash Club Members & Family Please Check Our Blogs
C & T Stash Club~~Angeleyes76116~~@ fubar C&T Stash Club Members please check out our blogs to see who needs help and if you would also make a blog of the person that you need us to help we will check them as well hope that you all have a great week/end from C&T Stash Club--seejaykaygee--

Fubar? What A Gay Name
FUBAR= fucked up beyond all recognition. Stupid name. Boy I sure would be pissed if i spent the money to ba a (vic), now you have to be a very important ferry i mean fubar(vif) , and dumbfuck up and changed the name to fubar. FUBAR fucking come on! shoulda changed it to i'mafuckingretarded.com/blurtdumbassnameshere We want cherry tap back You dumb shit. Fuck your gay ass surveys too. no wonder people leave this site, dumbfuck begs for your points, changes the name, adds surveys and spam, sells your cookies to 3rd parties and the moderarors and owners are probably all fags. FUCK YOU FUBAR.

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The Walls Have Teeth
There has been an accident at the house built out of sticks I will miss that little piggy I can't believe this Write this down and tell the world that the wolf has been found When he dreams he dreams of flawless escape Won't you try to get out of the way Wait this is a cover up. There has been one more victim But I don't know his name And the wolf has got a taste for bacon But it's just a part of the game When he dreams he dreams of flawless escape Won't you try to get out of the way Wait! This is a cover up Let me see him Alert the press! Where is the warden? Where is the wolf? I've got to find him Whenever you want it you can come and get it Whenever you want him you can come and get him

Special Friend
There are so many things I'd like to say. But that would take me all day. Now I wonder where to start. Guess I'll say whats in my heart. There is one thing I know that's true. I'm so blessed to have a friend like you. Thanks for always being there. And showing me how much you care. As my new life starts to unfold, And I am learning how to take hold. There are times I don't know what to do, But I know I can always turn to you. Our friendship is one of a kind, One most people never find. I never knew from the start, Just how much you would touch my heart. I'm so glad you came into my life, You have filled it with so much delight. The connection we have, was not planned. But it is there every time you hold my hand. I love the way you turn on your charm, Every time you hold me in your arms. And the sparkle in your eyes I see, Every time you come close to kiss me. So while we wait to see if this is right. I'll enjoy the way you hold me at night. If the time

Nemo
This is me for forever One of the lost ones The one without a name Without an honest heart as compass This is me for forever One without a name These lines the last endeavor To find the missing lifeline Oh how I wish For soothing rain All I wish is to dream again My loving heart Lost in the dark For hope I'd give my eveything My flower, withered between The pages 2 and 3 The once and forever bloom gone with my sins Walk the dark path Sleep with angels Call the past for help Touch me with your love And reveal to me my true name Oh how I wish For soothing rain All I wish is to dream again My loving heart Lost in the dark For hope I'd give my eveything Oh, how I wish For soothing rain Oh how I wish to dream again Once and for all And all for once Nemo my name forevermore Nemo sailing home Nemo letting go Oh, how I wish...

Capricorn Horoscope For July 29 2007
Be a little easier on yourself right now. Changes can't and won't happen immediately, so why try to force it? Besides, this delay might be a hint that you need to do more groundwork before you take the next leap

Been Up Drinking, Been Up Thinking
What is financial independence? It’s making more money than you can spend. I’m working on it. Questions occurring late at night drinking… On GREG: Why are YOU so emotionally detached? Hell, I know why I am- why the hell are you? Life;s been good. No women have systematically destroyed you, like they have me. On BUBBA: Why in the hell do I NOT want revenge this time? I used to be such a vengeful bastard. I ALWAYS had to win in the end. Why don’t I care this time? Cuz I know he’s already lost in the long run? Because – in this instance, pretending to lose AND still care makes me the psychological winner? My mind has such subtle turns any more, I do things before I know I am doing them. The only time I fuck things up IS WHEN MY Conscious actions get in the way of my subconscious ones. Scary,. Eh? Trust your instincts, motherfucker. Your level of experience in life far surpasses your ability to react. Quit kneejerking and let your inner self take over. Its far less co

This Is Funny, Even Though I'm A Guy
Dear Tide: I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the st ains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product

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A Boyfriend
Bearing arms of care Only there for you Young and true Flaming passion Reincarnated savior Inequal and important Essence of forgiveness Narrow tunnel for a wide cave Destiny has made her game Thanks Matthew(My Youngest Brother)he made this poem for me.

~miss Me Baby~
My heart is so lonely without you,miss me baby.... Wish to have your arms back around me,miss me baby... Listen to our song an miss me baby.. Dream about me an miss me baby... Praying the touch of another man,miss me baby... Cause I love you, yes I need you, miss me baby..

~the Brother I Wish I Have Known!~
Your the brother I never knew. When I was in danger you were there at my side as my gaurdian angel. You are the brother I wish I knew. When mom and dad moved on from us other four siblings,they still of their little man. You are the brother I wish mom and dad saw growing up. My gaurdian angel you will always be for me. The brother I do love even though your not here in person. The brother to see graduated and have a life. My hero that I wish I could have known after almost twenty years of your death.

Salute
I just want everyone to know, I will post my salute!! I'm sick right now so forgive me if im jumping in front of a camera looking like ass. As soon as I feel better I'm going on a photoshoot with my bestie who is a Photographer and I plan on taking alot of hawt new pics and stuff =D

~the Passage Lead To Answer~
I love you for you, the mist of your words is meaningful. You treasure a soul for your love and faith. Time passes every day your not in my mind. You create such deep passion for the one you love and cherish. For what has been created in such month's,will the love last between us. Does out heart's have the strength for a life time? If so what to believe in such time spent. Losing one an another will cause fate of a lost. Does life know what to give us? Do we know what will come a head? The heart will only tell and the days that pass.

The Long Shaft
I want to feel it getting harder beneath my touch I want to taste it the yummyness of it in my mouth I want to see it grow larger with every kiss from base to tip I want to take it all in Kiss the fuzziness of your balls Feel it tickle my lips I want to pleasure it more and more and more

Mothers And Presidents
I saw this in a bulletin and thought that it was a wonderful thing to have! Hope ya'll feel the same way! :) Chrissy The Finest Statement Printed Today A mother asked President Bush, "Why did my son have to die in Iraq ?" Another mother asked President Kennedy, "Why did my son have to die in Viet Nam ?" Another mother asked President Truman, "Why did my son have to die in Korea ? Another mother asked President F. D. Roosevelt, "Why did my son have to die at Iwo Jima ?" Another mother asked President W. Wilson, "Why did my son have to die on the battlefield of France ?" Yet another mother asked President Lincoln, "Why did my son have to die at Gettysburg ?" And yet another mother asked President G. Washington, "Why did my son have to die near Valley Forge ?" Then long, long ago, a mother asked... "Heavenly Father, why did my Son have to die on a cross outside of Jerusalem ?" The answers to all these are similar -- "So that others may have life and dwell in peac

Áll Mý £îƒè
All my life, I've longed for someone like you. so warm and tender with a love so true. You light up my life with each passing day. Now that I have found you I will never let you get away. The beauty of your smile the warmth in your heart the greater inner beauty you posess. Is what won me over and did from the very start. As I sit here and thing of you the memories of how we met are ever so strong. You came into my life At a time I felt so alone. All my life I've longed for someone who would love me for who I am and nothing more. You captured my heart and soul so you, my love, you are the key to my hearts door. Each day we are together is another day in paradise. Knowing I have finally found someone to love me surely does feel nice. This day I pledge my love for you for always for better or for worse till death do us part. Our hearts will blend into one you and I will always be the reality that dreams do come true.

Difference Between Submission And Being A Slave,,,
A submissive - 'submits through negotiations for a limited time period'. A slave - 'surrenders wholly and unconditionally'. The difference between the two may seem insignificant -but it is as vast as black and white. It is not the action, but the attitude of the heart. An example of this - remember when you were a young child; and had to clean your room? You 'could' stomp up the stairs; fussing and cussing because you are forced to do it; or you 'could' do it without resistance and wanting to please. (Even Masters had to make the beds at one time or another). Now; a submissive heart would do it because she is told; a slave's heart would do it because it needs to be done without being demanded or told. Another example of this is the manner of attitude one has around their Master. They have a slave's heart - seeing a need and doing it; wishing for a kiss or to be called to sit at their Master's feet, or to have any outward expression of the connection between one and their Ma

Hidden Once Again...
Why does the thought of death The feeling of ending this life The torture, the pain, the hurt The discomfort I cause, Why does it feel so right? But the thought of the pain The mechanics, the method The hows and wherefores.. Why is that so beyond me, my abilities, My confidence? I know I would be better dead All I care for is others All I do is hurt others All I want to do is leave others To their lives away from me Is my inability from caring? Knowing the final act of hurt The final ability to screw others To give those who truly care A pain even I haven't done before? But they would recover And they could see it was done Maybe not consciously, but truly For the best for them And therefore the best for me. Is it fear that stops me? The inability to take the pain I couldn't inflict on myself The yellow woman that I am, The quitter, never finishing the job So I carry on to conceal the feelings Trying to do all I can for all And still I hurt an

Lmao July 29th , 2007 Libra Horoscope
Sometimes you look at your current place in life and marvel. This is miles away from what you said you wanted -- but face it, this situation suits you right down to the ground. Funny how the universe works, isn't it?

Luvin My Friends
U know u live everyday with out really lettin the people u love the most know how much u love em, and need em, and appreciate em, everyday. So I am gonna take this time just to Luv my friends!!!..I have a huge list of friends on here, and some, I would like to say thanks for the add and rates, but wheres the convos? But I do have special friends on here, like ~Cherokee Warrior~, hell hes a typical man...but my best freind, that I couldn't live with out ~Tweety~ My big sister..who is always there for me ~Dusty~ another typical man..but with the best intentions ~Bloody Kisses~Mina~This women is awesome...a true freind So there ya go...now anyone on my friends list that I haven't talked to, well shit guys give me a hollar and don't be shy

Happiness
Happiness uplifts me Happiness fills my heart, my mind, and my soul Happiness gives me the strength I need Happiness is a good feeling that enters my mind each day Happiness takes my sadness away Happiness fills my eyes with joy Happines makes me excited and thrilled Happines warms my heart and soul each day Happiness gives me a sense of relief each day Happiness welcomes me each morning when I get up Happiness can be seen in my eyes

To My Beloved
I have longed for the moment when I would have an opportunity to talk to you face to face. To shyly watch the glisten of the sun upon your cheek and in my memories retrace all the love my heart feels for you. To smell the sweetness of your skin that has only become a faint memory on my pillow and to see you smile at me all the while with that beam of desire in your eyes. To feel the warmth of your embrace and taste the intoxication of your kisses so sweet and so addictive. To remember if only for a moment that I meant something to you. That there was an instance where the worlds aligned and all things felt magical and cosmic. You made that happen for me. You have set a standard somehow by being the flame that burns in my soul. The heat from your love, melted a heart once firm and frozen by the ills that heartache can bring. You are truely loved. My heart knows no other comprimise or substitution for the balm that is you. Without you, each day seems somehow a tireless existance. Like a

Why I Write
in the latest hours I come to you old friend just a pen and a paper to listen and save the words I pour out on this empty page help me release and keep myself sane they let me remember when I often would forget the hurt that I felt or new love that I met just how I felt in that very moment just pure emotion no need for attonement somehow in those pages i feel some reprieve a release of pressure that builds inside me I can say all the words that i've ever left unspoken and balm this old heart that is all too often broken and one day when I'm gone the world will look back and see these tattered peices left behind that once belonged to me

" U "
Ululation- The part of an incantation or chant which demands full vocal force and volume. Uncasting- Opening the circle at the end of a ritual. Undine- The traditional term for a Water Elemental. Unmanifest- The unknown source of existence, it is said that magicians take their power from the unmanifest to use it within the manifest

It Summer Ladies The Open Toed Shoe Pledge
As a member of the Cute Girl Sisterhood, I pledge to follow the Ruleswhen wearing sandals and other open-toe shoes: I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang overand touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs. And the sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the straps. I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip-free. I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe. I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow. I will shave the hairs off my big toe. I won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend, coworker,mother, sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck it there. If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back intoplace hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe fixed or toss it. I will not live in corn denial; rather I will lean on my good friend Dr. Scholl's if my feet nee

Oh Heavenly Father Plz Help ...
I calll upon you now Oh Heavenly Father I call upon thee now, May you have time for this plea of mine..My friend a lady you know , she has kids and is on her own needing a shelter to call home. She be out on the streets and has two small children to keep.She says she,d prays to you her-self she just thinks its best I do this for her cause she thinks she is hexed.I told her oh Lord youd not do such a thing To her and her wonderful family.But here I am at her request asking in Thy name to Do what you feel is best. Now my prayer get longer as I go on . There is so many needing me to call upon Thy Lord. They would do this themselves but, They ask me to help.I ask in Thy Name may you bless them all ; May they reclaim you as their Saviour and Lord ..Plz give them hope amd dreams and something to cling to and food and drink. Shelter may you provide them to . Cause all is given in Thy Name if we ask of you ;: See I do belive. You are the Creator , the Provider , the way to ask

Die For Love...a Poem
I sit in the park where I dwell For this boy I love so well He took my heart away from me Now he wants to set me free I see a girl on his lap He says things to her he never said to me I ran home to cry on my bed Not a word to mother was said Father came home late that night He looked at me from left to right He saw me hanging from a rope He took his knife to cut me down And on my dress a note was found: Dig my grave Dig it deep Dig my grave From head to feet And on the top place a dove And remember this, I died for love?

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After Sex
A man and woman begin to smoke after sex and the man says 'My wife would kill me if she saw me now' 'Why?' the woman replies 'because you had sex with another woman?' 'No...' says the man '...because I quit smoking last week'

Thats Fucked Up....lol
A guy goes to the bar, and says to his friend, "you won't believe what happened. I was taking a short cut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything." His friend replies, "That's great! Did you get a blow job?" "No, I never found her head!!!"

A New Approach....lol
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a blowjob?' ... and she's always sound asleep."

Emotions
I decided to take my camera and capture pain. Something so hard to detect in someone. Yet you can see it in their eyes. When you love someone, and they don't love you back. When you care about someone, and they stop caring about you. In the beginning, you'd talk for hours on end. In the end, it'd be "Hey, what's up, nm, cool, well, ttyl" How do you keep a relationship going. How do you keep someone happy. It seems as though things always go wrong. People are never with the person they said they wanted to be with the rest of their life. It's painful. You never really see pain, anguish, hurt, or anger in pictures. You see happiness. Exultance. You don't see what's hidden. No one can help me while I hurt. All I have is myself. I have to be happy for me. The person crying in those pictures, that's me behind closed doors. I've never revealed that side of me until tonight. The pain is unbareable.

Ugh.
It's insane how anxious i'm feeling right now. My leg is tapping the ground nervously and my stomach is in knots because I know that in a week or two I'm going to be missing him again. I'm panicking at that thought, and I'm not sure why. I'm so anxious that it's making me sick to my stomach. Damn I wish I could just hide in a hole.

The Perfect Man
> > A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He > > gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just > > like Frank." > > > > Passenger: "Who?" > > > > Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the > > time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like > > that to Frank Feldman every single time." > > > > Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody." > > > > Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have > > won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like > > an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have > > heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy." > > > > Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special. > > > > Cabbie: "There's more... He had a memory like a computer. Could > > remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to > > order and which fork to ea

Native American Prayers
Prayer for The White Man And now, Grandfather, I ask you to bless the White Man. He needs your Wisdom, your guidance. You see, for so long, he has tried to destroy my people, and only feels comfortable when given power. Bless them, show them the peace we understand, teach them humility. For I fear they will someday destroy themselves and their children, As they have done so Mother Earth. I plead, I cry. After all, They are my Brothers.......

Check Out These Unique Native American Dog Names.....
Asis...S. East tribe starts this list of Native American dog names. Allohak...Lenape for Powerful One. Chaska...Star. Inca star Goddess. Chinook...N. Western tribe. Chipara...Rainbow--Inca. Cochise...Chiricahua Apache chief. Coup...An act of extreme bravery. Creek...S. Eastern Native American tribe. Etu...Lakota God of time. Geronimo...Chiricahua Apache leader. Gigage...Cherokee for Red-[ge gah gay]. Han...Lakota God of darkness. Hopi...Innovative farmers and artisans. Huron...North eastern Native American tribe. Illini...Lodge word for Brave Men. Inali...Cherokee for the Grey Fox. Kachina...Dancers of the Pueblo tribes. Kiche...Cree sky spirit. Kiowa...Plains tribe. Kootz...Tlingit word for Bear. Ooljee...Navajo--moon. Top Native American dog name. Osceola...Leader of the Seminole people. Ouray...Peace making chief of the Ute. Maka...Lakota Earth Goddess. Mapiya...Sioux--Sky. Mono...Native American people of the Great Basin. Mide... T

Slave’s Say The Darndest Things
But what if I don’t want to That’s gonna hurt, isn’t it. When do I get a day off You don’t expect me to clean that up do you? Is it ok if I invite my family over for Thanksgiving? Has anyone told you that you can be a Bitch sometimes? Oh…I shouldn’t have said that should I have. But I can’t wear a gag, how am I supposed to answer the phone? Naked…. Do you realize how cold it is out there? You want to pierce my WHAT?!?!? I’m glad this isn’t a real job, because the pay sucks. Not tonight dear I have a headache… Ow!..Ow! … never mind I was just kidding. You can go from 0 to Bitch in 2.6 seconds. You want it when? Do you mind if I finish my cigarette first? But I put it on my to do list…. But that is just gross… You wouldn’t look so mean if you would smile on occasion… Do you mind…I haven’t had my coffee yet? It honestly takes me two hours to wake up in the morning. Clean out the litter box…but it’s your stupid cat. But my nails aren’t dry yet… I didn’t say I deserved

If You Were An Angel, Which Type Would You Be
You scored as Seraph, Seraph is the highest rank of angels. They are the closest ones to God and carry out the most important jobs.Power100% Principiality100% Seraph100% Virtue100% Dominion100% Throne67% Fallen Angel67% Cherub33% Archangel33% Guardian Angel0% If you were an Angel, which type would you becreated with QuizFarm.com

Nearly Impossible...
Yes... I said nearly impossible... as in... nearly impossible to get a hold of for the next few days... I have been working on getting over a horrid head cold the past few days... over extending myself everyday too... But in a little over 5 hours I have to be up for the day... and it will start an exhausting schedule for me. Wed: 7a-4p Thurs: 7a-4p Now those don't seem too bad... except for the fact that I find it hard as hell to fall asleep in the first place and NEVER was a morning person to begin with... But then it gets... "better" Fri: 7a-5p and 11p-3p (yes that is not a typo... it's a 16 hour shift) Sat:work till 3p, then 11p-3p (yes another 16 hour shift) Sun: work till 3p, then find a way to come up with 800 dollars by sundown... run to the Angel Food Ministries to order food for the month (it's a great program)... and pay rent, car insurance, renters insurance, and about 5 other bills... and maybe even be picking up another shift on top of that...

Poem
Your touch leaves me yearning, for things out of reach. I Have dark thoughts entering my head, as I walk quietly down the beach. I think of your sweet kisses, and whats not meant to be. Maybe another lifetime, would have been for you and me. I'm sorry I made you uncomfortable, With the words I had to say. I just wanted you to know I love you, But time was slipping away. So I'm walking down the beach, with only you on my mind. Maybe as I dream tonite, Our lifetime I will find.

Poem
Adrift in a sea of pain, Lost in time, No longer moving forward, Unable to move back. No one to turn to, No one to love me, Pushing myself to the limits, Nowhere left to hide, Tears welling up, Depression kicking in, Everything piling up, Threatening to topple over, Needing some kind of release, The anger is building, The sadness growing, Until all that's left is an empty shell. How do I brush the cobwebs, That have become my life? How do i stop thoughts of death, From taking over my mind?

Gothic Girls
Okay someone didnt like my sentence structure and grammar for my last blog. Just for them I'll rewrite this and maybe explain it better. The gothic girls that I've met and have got to know have this no one can suggest otherwise of how I'm going to dress or anything. But I wasn't trying to do that I merely explained that over time they would grow to want to please me cause they love me and would do things that wasn't usually in the nature to do. I don't want to change anything about you just merely get you to be flexible and openminded to things that might be out of sorts for you. It's this rigidness that has made come to a decision that maybe that gothic girls might not be for me.

My Heavenly Father I Pray Now>>for In The Ones Who Are In Darkness In This World
Oh Heavenly Father I come to thee now in prayer for guidence and your help and strenght too. My heart is very sensitive and I do need Thy strenght and love.; Keep me , my vision where Ill see and do what im suppose to do..Help me oh LOrd not to hate thy enimies ; For they to have a say , wether it be right or it be wrong too ; Help me not to judge them or hate them,; Just help me to show love to all even if Im not shown love back.; .help me to listen , hear and understand their point of views ; Help them oh Lord to see ,help them to hear Thy points of views( thy word of Truth Oh Lord Not my words) and to come to know thy word as the only Words needed in ones soul and You oh Lord as Thy Saviour.. I also prAy theiR eyes be open and they see the light before all is to late to see. I pray that their souls and minds and bodies be guided toward You oh Lord and your light. and they be not lost or lied to by Satan any more I thy servant ask this inthy name heavenly father . Amen.. diana

School Is In Session
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Can You?
On the corner of main street Just tryin' to keep it in line You say you wanna move on and You say I'm falling behind Can you read my mind? Can you read my mind? I never really gave up on Breakin' out of this two-star town I got the green light I got a little fight I'm gonna turn this thing around Can you read my mind? Can you read my mind? The good old days, the honest man; The restless heart, the Promised Land A subtle kiss that no one sees; A broken wrist and a big trapeze Oh well I don't mind, if you don't mind Cause I don't shine if you don't shine Before you go, can you read my mind? It's funny how you just break down Waitin' on some sign I pull up to the front of your driveway With magic soakin' my spine Can you read my mind? Can you read my mind? The teenage queen, the loaded gun; The drop dead dream, the Chosen One A southern drawl, a world unseen; A city wall and a trampoline Oh well I don't mind, if you don't mind Cause I don't

Please Please Please Repost And Forward
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Bucky Covington A Different World Lyrics
We were born to mothers who smoked and drank Our cribs were covered in lead-based paint No childproof lids No seatbelts in cars Rode bikes with no helmets and still here we are Still here we are We got daddy's belt when we misbehaved Had three TV channels you got up to change No video games and no satellite All we had were friends and they were outside Playing outside It was a different life When we were boys and girls Not just a different time It was a different world School always started the same everyday the pledge of allegiance, then someone would pray not every kid made the team when they tried We got disappointed but that was alright [A Different World lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com] We turned out alright It was a different life When we were boys and girls Not just a different time It was a different world No bottled water We'd drink from a garden hose And every Sunday, All the stores were closed. It was a different life When we

Haha Lmfao Very Funny Joke Must Have Open Mind Enjoy Cherry Gang Cheers.............
"She whispered "will it hurt me?"08-01-07..5:40pm "Of course not" answered he "It's a very simple process, You can rely on me." She said "I'm very frightened, I've not had this before. My friend has had it five times And said it can be sore." It was growing rather painful Tears formed in her eyes It was hurting quite a bit now It must have been a size. "Calm yourself" he whispered "His face filled with a grin "Try and open wider So I can get it in." "It's coming now" he whispered "I know" she cried in bliss Feeling it deep within her now She said "I am glad I'm having this." And with a final effort She gave a frightened shout He gripped it in anguish And quickly pulled it out. She lay back quite contended Sighed and gave a smile She said "I'm glad I came now You made it worth my while." Now if you read this carefully The dentist you will find Is not what you imagined It's just your dirty mind!!" HAHA LMFAO P

Lughnasadh
Colors: Gray, green, gold, yellow Symbols: All grains, breads, threshing tools, athame Date: Occurs 1/4 of a year after Beltaine. True astrological point is 15 degrees Leo, but tradition has set August 1st as the day it is typically celebrated. Since the Ancients Celts passed their days from sundown to sundown, the celebration would usually begin the night before on July 31st. The turning of the wheel now brings us to Lughnasadh (LOO-nus-uh), also known by its medieval Christian name of Lammas, named in honor of the Celtic god Lugh, a name which means “light” or “shining.” Although somewhat confusing, we are not celebrating the death of Lugh (the God of light does not mythically die until the autumn equinox), but rather the funeral games that Lugh hosted to commemorate the death of his foster mother, Taillte. In Ireland, Lugnasadh is often called the "Tailltean Games". A common feature of the games were the "Tailltean marriages", rather informal and lasting only a year and a

So Why Is It?
Ok so rant of my day.. ok maybe more then one.. So why is it that a guy can say this and that to you, then go online and say the same damn thing to another girl? No I dont think this is ok. I dont see it as really cheating... but when he says no one talks to him and then find out that is kinda bs... um whatever. Like I said no I dont think this is ok. I dont just females. Nor do I trust a guy to "just talk" to any local chick. They always end up hanging out and when what was said is said there goes the fucking neighborhood. Anyway this is my rant for the day. Fuck online flirting!

De Zachary Disease
` ` DE Zachary Disease A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, 'OK, take off all your crose.' The woman did as she was told. 'Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.' Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. 'Your probrem vewy bad. ou haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates 'The woman asked anxiously, 'Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?' Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass!'

Dang Ol.....yo
OI! This weekend is goin to be one fun.......time! I am gonna cheeeeeill with my buds. Drink some beers and whatnot. Mmmmmmm Beer is so good.....I wish I was drinkin one right nowww. Okay so.....I am happy!!! the money is gooooooood and I am gonna be buyin a new truck here soon. WOOOO! trucks! wooooooo! money! wooooo!......woooooooo! haha. Okay well if ya actually read all this you rule!!

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The Agent
The agent for a beautiful actress discovered one day that she had been selling her body at a hundred dollars a night. The agent, who had long lusted for her, hadn't dreamed that she had been so easily obtainable. He approached her, told her how much she turned him on, and how much he wanted to make it with her. She agreed to spend the night with him, but said he would have to pay her the same hundred dollars that the other customers did. He scratched his head, considered it, and then asked, 'Don't I even get my agent's ten percent as a deduction?' 'No siree,' she said. 'If you want it, you're going to have to pay full price for it, just like the other Johns.' The agent didn't like that at all, but he agreed. That night, she came to his apartment after her performance at a local night club. The agent did her at midnight, after turning out all the lights. At 1 A.M., she was awakened again. Again she was vigorously done. In a little while, she was awakened again

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House Of Leaves
hey now, overcome your concern about the weather and whether or not i'm still alive check the vital signs so soft spoken and shy never gets high anymore did you poison my food, forgive me i've paranoid flu i've been lying wide awake paralyzed by the buzzing of the television these modern things we know, getting you off these modern things we know, getting you off haunting us, these different meanings and spectral beings. We're fighting sleep with broken, rusted weaponry. Sing so softly and low, like you want me to hear. Stolen what you can't afford, What's that muffle beating for? i've been lying wide awake paralyzed by the buzzing of the television these modern things we know, getting you off these modern things we know, getting you off Something I could never say, speak so softly and low. Something I could never say.

New Tattoo
Okay, so a very close and dear friend of mine has very eloquently put into words the way I have always lived my life. He has this motto tattooed on his chest, and I will soon follow suit. I believe it is a motto that all should live by, yet that is only my opinion. There has been some recent confusion of it's meaning so I'm enclosing the description and the picture will be in my default folder. Let me know what ya'll think. O.K., ....I think I should help all those of you that seem to misconstrue what the meaning means!!! We'll simplify using good old Webster's Dictionary: loyal: 1: unswerving in allegiance: as a: faithful in allegiance to one's lawful sovereign or government b: faithful to a private person to whom fidelity is due c: faithful to a cause, ideal, custom, institution, or product2: showing loyalty3obsolete : lawful, legitimate synonyms see faithful So now you know the meaning and definition of the word "LOYALTY"!! Now let's go a little deeper and l

Aim Convo Between Me And My Sons Mother....bad
Do you know this person? Report IM Spam "Stephanie" (12:39:13 PM): i fuckin hate you robbie. stop deleting things from my slideshows and photobucket and ANYTHING THAT BELONGS TO ME I HATE YOU I WISH YOU WERE DEAD. I REGRET EVERY TRYING TO COME BACK YOU ARE THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPEND TO ME AND I HATE YOU. "Stephanie" (12:39:16 PM): STAY AWAY FROM ME "Stephanie" (12:39:18 PM): I HATE YOU. ydidukillmeagain (12:39:29 PM): what "Stephanie" (12:39:33 PM): STAY AWAY FROM ME. ydidukillmeagain (12:39:35 PM): ? ydidukillmeagain (12:39:38 PM): ? ydidukillmeagain (12:39:41 PM): ? "Stephanie" (12:39:44 PM): STOP DELETING MY THINGS BECAUSE THEY DONT BELONG TO YOU YOU DONT CONTROL ANYTHING DEALING WITH ME "Stephanie" (12:39:47 PM): STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME AND MY SON. "Stephanie" (12:39:49 PM): WE DONT WANT YOU "Stephanie" (12:39:55 PM): WE'RE BETTER OFF WITHOUT YOU. ydidukillmeagain (12:39:57 PM): awww "Stephanie" (12:40:09 PM): AS LONG AS YOU ARE INVOLVED WITH ANY OF THEM WE

Waiting For You
Waiting For You I'm waiting Waiting to feel the heat The sensual slide of skin Breasts meeting Nipples jostling I'm waiting Waiting to feel your hands on my back Slowly settling on my hips Pulling me into you Close and Warm I'm waiting As your lips caress mine Your breath brushes Against my mouth Hot and sweet I'm waiting While your hands are Skimming my breasts Lovingly cupping Longingly sucking I'm waiting Waiting for your fingers to Slide down between my thighs Easing me open Stroking me I'm waiting Waiting as your fingers find My slickness My wetness Slipping into me I'm waiting As I have never waited before And I never will again You find my core You fine me waiting

Old Lyrics
When I grow old And my memory Leads me deep into the fog where it abandons me Will you remind me Of who I used to be When I was younger? When I am old And the hands of time Have ravaged all the remnants of my fragile mind Will you still tell me Of how it used to be When I was stronger? If time is cruel And it takes away All the recollections of my younger days Please help me reminisce Of all these past events When days were brighter And years from now When I can't recall The faces and the names I used to know so well Promise you'll help me Regain those memories When my load was lighter When we were young And the world seemed Full of nothing else but possibility I still remember Blankets of whispers That said 'Forever' But if autumn comes And your love for me Has withered like the leaves that fall from every tree Will you lie to me So I can still believe That you still love me? That you still love me?

Jamacian Fireman
A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife, "Ya now sumptin' womon, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station... Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole. Bell 3 rings - we jump on de engine and we's ready to go. From now on womon, when I say, 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked. When I say, 'Bell two' you jump on debed. When I say, ' Bell three' we's gonna mek luv all tru de night girl." The next night, he came home and shouted, " Bell One" and the wife stripped naked! "Bell Two" and she jumped on the bed! "Bell Three" and they started to make luv! After a few minutes, the wife yelled out, "Bell Four" "WOMON ... What de hell is Bell Four'?" he asked. She replied, "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, MON, YOU AIN'T NOWHERE NEAR DE FIRE"

Torn
Torn Everyone misunderstands me No one will let me be I'm not punk, goth, emo, you see... I am just me.. I do not follow a trend My life is not so easy to bend I don't follow, I don't lead One is weak, one leads to greed On that prospect, I stand alone So much shit that I need to atone I know I'm far from perfect This is just explaining, that I'm very different from everyone, Im not emo, but I do get hurt, I'm not goth, but I wear all black, an paint my nails, I'm not punk but I have a miny mohawk. I am just me. Accept it or don't.

Please Pray For Ray And Cindy ♥
I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS MOMENT TO HAVE ALL MY FRIENDS , FANS, FAMILY MEMBERS TO TAKE A MOMENT OUT OF YOUR TIME AND SEND ALL YOUR LOVE TO RAY AND HIS FAMILY HE HAS BEEN HOSPITALIZED WITH CYSTIC FIBROSIS AND HAS BEEN HOSPITALIZED AND REMAINS IN THE HOSPITAL NOW ALL I ASK FROM ALL MY FRIENDS AND FANS IS TO PLEASE GO BY AND SHOW HIS FAMILY YOUR SUPPORT AND YOUR PRAYERS THIS WOULD MEAN SO MUCH TO ME IF ALL OF YOU COULD JUST TAKE A MOMENT OUT OF YOUR TIME AND DO THIS FOR ME.. Make an on-line slideshow at www.OneTrueMedia.com ~~HOT SEXY BBW~~MISTRESS TO CASPEROLEWIS~~@ fubar

Shooting At Me!
Some little dip-shit tried shooting at me while they were trying to break into my nephews car! I heard the alarm warning sound and ran into the front yard with a sword, he he! Yelling and screaming when from behind some bushes a gunshot rang out! After about pissing my pants I ran into the house got my nephew and called the police. they were sceptacle about it after not finding a shell but took the report anyway! Damn, Little bastards!

Burritos
Sublime I don't wanna go and party I don't wanna shoot the pier I don't wanna take the doggie for walk I don't wanna look at naked chicks and drink beer I don't wanna do a bong load go and wrench on the car I don't wanna hose the dog shit down 'cuz I ain't even gonna get outta bed I ain't gettin' I ain't gettin' outta bed today I ain't gettin' I ain't gettin' outta bed today Keep on skankin' Ronnie skank the night away 'cuz the time is commin' for us all to pay hey I don't wanna watch no porno I don't wanna play guitar I don't wanna spank the monkey I don't wanna go down to the corner bar and I ain't even got to listen to all the stupid shit you gotta say I' don't wanna do a goddamn thing I don't wanna wanna leave my bed today I don't want I don't wanna leave my bed today I don't want I don't wanna leave my bed today hey hey hey hey hey..hey Keep on skankin' Ronnie skank the night away 'cuz the time is comming for us all to pay hey..huh I don't wanna eat burr

Real Life Quotes From Online Cheaters
My cheater said: "you are so suspicious, you need help because its all in your head" My cheater said: "Oh, she is just like a sister to me, that's all" My cheater said: "I wouldn't do that to you. I swear" I swear he said: "Do you believe me or your own eyes?" My cheater said: "we were talking about his girl friends problems" My cheater said: "You are trying to control me and it is not going to be that way" My cheater said: "I don't know why I gave her my phone number" My cheater said: "It's a fatal attraction" What my husband said when I called his cell phone and it clicked on while he was having sex with another woman: "it wasn't me! The cell phones must have been crossed with someone else's" After I finally decided to remotely tap into my wife's computer after months of her staying up all night in internet chat rooms to find love messages between her and another man. My cheater said: "Why were you spying on me?" My cheater said: "I don't start the conversations

Thought For The Day - 3 August 2007
Random Chuck Norris Fact:Chuck Norris starts every day with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Columbian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

Money Power Powder Respect
My room gotta spninng bed in it and my watch look like it got lemonheads in it its exsquided bright light , evlance lights you couldnt get this if u spent you advance twice dudes glance at the ice and be hot cause the shit blinging but try plot and I pop and have your shit ringing or get pistol whipped and have your shit stinging I dont fight you'll get hit with the knife while your fist swinging I got powder,power,money ,respect you in debt I get 2o a check thats why im jus laughing I blow dough forget stashing cause long as I know what I know imma get cash and I got pills for sale and they not asprins thats why I put a dash in and a slash and they drop acid....

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Sexercise For Her: Lower Body
Reverse Mastery Squats How It Works: The male sits on the edge of the bed or couch, slightly leaning back on his supporting arms. The female sits back onto the male’s lap with her legs outside of his; he enters her. The female repeated lifts and lowers herself off and on the male by use of her legs only. Do approximately 15 repetitions x 3 sets, resting for 45 seconds between each set. What It Works: This exercise primarily works the female’s thigh (quadriceps) and bottom (gluteus) muscles. Difficulty: Low. Asian Cowgirl Squats How It Works: The male lays on his back with knees slightly bent, while the female straddles his waist facing him; the male supports the female’s body weight with his hands under her bottom; he enters her. The female then straightens and bends her knees in a controlled manner to raise and lower her body. Do approximately 15 repetitions x 3 sets, resting for 45 seconds between each set. What It Works: The female partner's thigh

You Always Have A Choice
You don't have to buy from anyone. You don't have to work at any particular job. You don't have to participate in any given relationship. You can choose. You steer the course you choose in the direction of where you want to be today, tomorrow, or in a distant time to come. You hold the tiller. You can decide to alter the course of your life at any time. No one can ever take that away from you. You can decide what you want and go after it. It's always your next move. YOU ALWAYS HAVE A CHOICE, OR SO THEY SAY!!!!

Last Night
You and I were together In the dream I had last night It was a sweet and wonderful dream We were holding each other so tight. I touched your face with my hand A smile danced in your eyes It played at the corners of your mouth While you made the softest of sighs. Your hair was tossed lightly about By a warm and gentle breeze You glowed with a lovely radiance In the sunlight that shone through the trees. My hand slid down your neck Touched your shoulder then moved to your breast Which was soft and naked and lovely And the object of my gentle quest. I touched your silky skin With just my fingertips Felt your nipples grow and stiffen Then kissed them lightly with my lips. The feel of them under my tongue Sent a thrill to the depths of my being Just having you with me like that Made me want to shout and dance and sing! You took my hand and led me near The flower filled meadow by the lake It was all so incredibly wonderful I prayed that I might never w

Surrounded By Temptation
Surrounded by Temptation Surrounded by temptation, fear, and raw emotion Was there ever really true devotion? All that’s left now is just a ravenous wish A wish to relive times past Surrounded by temptation, fear and raw emotion Delusion brings misinterpretation of a vision Outrage, resentment evolves from within All that’s left now is just a ravenous wish A wish to relive times past Surrounded by temptation, fear and raw emotion Wounded with the pain of impeccable treachery Treachery initiating tears, trauma, so unrelenting Screams echo through the night bearing terror No where to run Surrounded by temptation, fear and raw emotion All that’s left now is just a ravenous wish A wish to relive times past -(c) J.Bendiksen

A Heartless World
Welcome to hell. Not the general hell, by my own. Where money and power rule, where gunshots are heard every minute of everyday. A place where men are kings and women are whores. A place of deceit, lies, death, destruction, and drugs. Some may see this place and think of it as a nightmare, I call it reality, I call it home. Am I happy in this hell? In a sick and twisted way, yes I am. They don't call me "heartless" for nothing. I smile at the things of this world, laugh at the destruction, and find amusement in the people. I cherish every moment of this world, and can not wait to be back in it. Call me what you want, it doesn't matter to me. I don't show love, don't want love, don't care about love. Love has cost me more than I was willing to give. Now I show only hate, and I am happy with what I am. I am happy with what I have become. This is my life, and I choose it well.

Your One Of A Kind!
Your One Of A Kind! Your one of a kind its plain to see If I could just give you what you've given to me I'd wish for you everything in sight If I could just hold you in my arms tonight I can feel the touch of your gentle hand I love you more than you could understand You've guided me in so many ways You've led me down paths where I've wanted to stray You've kept me close by and have eased my fears You've even been there through all of my tears I love you still now as I did from the start I just wish you could see what you've done for my heart I can't imagine a world without you I hope that you know my love for you is true Your my angel and that can't be denied I wont be complete till your by my side

Men Giving Birth?vanessa Herrera
A leading British fertility expert, Lord Winston, says it should be possible for a man to carry a baby to term and then deliver it by a Caesarean section. In Winston's view, modern medical technology will soon allow homosexual male couples to bear children, or allow a heterosexual male to carry a child if his wife is unable to for medical reasons. "Male pregnancy would certainly be possible and would be the same as when a woman has an ectopic pregnancy -- outside the uterus -- although to sustain it, you'd have to give the man lots of female hormones," Winston told the Times. He will outline the concept in his new book, The IVF Revolution. IVF stands for in vitro fertilization. Winston acknowledges that there could be a few problems with the technique. Among other things, the man could experience internal bleeding -- and he might grow breasts. "I don't think there would be a rush of people wanting to implement this technology," he said. Presently, researchers are now busy

Update On My Husband And Family
GOOD EVENING YALL I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE AND UPDATE ON MY HUSBAND AND HOW THE FIRST DAY OF RECOVERY WENT. WELL LATE LAST NIGHT MY HUSBAND ENDED RETURNING TO THE HOSPITAL DUE TO SWELLING IN HIS RIGHT HAND,AND THEY DID XRAYS AND FOUND THAT THE FLANGEE BONE IN HIS RIGHT FINGER WAS BROKEN WHICH IN TURN HE HAS TO GO TO A SPECIALIST THIS COMING WEEK TO HAVE A CAST PUT ON THEY DID CAT SCANS OF HIS BRAIN AND FOUND THAT WHERE HE IMPACTED THE WINDSHEILD OF THE TRUCK AND GASHED HIS HEAD OPEN THE DOCTORS THINK HE MAY HAVE BRUISE ON HIS BRAIN OR EITHER WHAT THEY CALL A BLEED WHICH IS WHERE THERE IS BLEEDING ON THE BRAIN WHICH COULD TURN MORE SERIOUS SO THEY WILL DO ANOTHER CAT SCAN ON HIS BRAIN PROBABLY MONDAY OR TUESDAY TO CHECK IT. THEY DID MRI'S AND NUMEROUS OTHER THINGS TO CHECK HIS ENTIRE BODY LUCKILY THERE WERENT ANY OTHER BROKEN BONES HOWEVER THEY ALSO THINK HE MAY HAVE SOMETHING WRONG OR OUT OF PLACE WITH MY HUSBANDS NECK OR BACK WHICH AGAIN THE BONE SPECIALIST WILL XRAY HIM AGAIN TO CHECK O

They Say
They say.....If you love someone....set them free...if they return they are yours to keep. I SAY... if you love someone....then hold them close and love them for all that they are worth because you will never find a love so pure or so honest. I love people for who they are to me Take care Ken xxxx

I Refuse To Believe
i refuse to believe that guys are perfect . . . i also refuse to believe that there is one out there that wont hurt me a little bit . . . you wonder why i like single guys with kids? it because their kids are their life and they know what the hell im going through emotionally . . . and they generally are smarter than the dumb asses who just want sex . . . if you ever talk to me about having a baby with me knowing full well what ive just been with . . . then you better not be just fucking with me . . . because i will not take it very good . . . my daughter my not be here in my arms . . . but she sure as hell is the most important thing in my life . . . i love her more than life its self . . . and if she was to die i would die too . . . she is every thing to me . . . i wanted nothing more than to be the mom to a baby girl . . . my only problem so far is that i dont get to take care of her . . . Jessica is my life . . . and you know i love her . . . and you knew i wanted to

Random Impromptu Poetry.
Random crap written on the spur of a moment. If it makes no sense that's why. Yay for random on the spot impromptu poetry. All that surrounds me corrodes with tears I cry. Like a thousand years that pass us by We live, we breath, we die. We are jaded by all that we have done. Living our life, with no where to run Even with this common wall we put up to chance the fight. We aren't winning, instead we fall there's no one to help our plight. And all that weathers, that tears and age and all we hold to, are memories that fade. We cling to every semeblence of the norm but in reality we're waiting out the storm. To far, to far we fall. No one left to hear our call.

Of The Sacred Herbs Of The Gods
Adonis: myrrh, corn, rose, fennel, lettuce, white heather Aesculapius: bay, mustard Anu: tamarisk Apollo: leek, hyacinth, heliotrope, cornel, bay, frankincense, date palm, cypress Attis: pine, almond Ares: buttercup Bacchus: grape, ivy, fig, beech, tamarisk Baldur: St. John’s wort, daisy Bran: alder, grains Cupid: cypress, sugar, white violet, red rose Dagda: oak Dianus: fig Dionysus: fig, apple, ivy, grape, pine, corn, pomegranate, toadstools, mushrooms, fennel, all wild and cultivated trees Dis: cypress Ea: cedar Eros: red rose Gwydion: ash Helios: sunflower, heliotrope Herne: oak Horus: horehound, lotus, persea Hypnos: poppy Jove: pine, cassia, houseleek, carnation, cypress Jupiter: aloe, agrimony, sage, oak, mullein, acorn, beech, cypress, houseleek, date palm, violet, gorse, ox- eye daisy, vervain Kernunnos: heliotrope, bay, sunflower, oak, orange Kanaloa: banana Mars: ash, aloe, dogwood, buttercup, witch g

Yeah, Right!
I'D LOVE FOR THIS TO BE TRUE...LOL!!!! Daily Horoscope: Libra For August 5,2007 You're feeling good, and looking even better! If you're single, this is the best time to get out there and meet new people. If you're with someone, they can't take their eyes off of you, so enjoy the attention.

Long Ass Survey - Thanks Ladyred
1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT Ring? * Umm, no.... gave one though 2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP? * 17 years, 13 of that married 3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? * My little one hugged me and said she loved me 4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE? * Can't count the number of times - not so much dropping as it gets knocked out of the holder at work 5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? * Yesterday 6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON? * Gas, groceries, and BILLS! 7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE? * Hot ham and cheese, s'getti and mac n cheese 8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? * The eyes have it 9. ONE FAVORITE SONG? * The Story by Brandi Carlile 10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE? * In a house along the river by the RR tracks... love it! 11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED: * Buckhannon-Upshur 12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER: * Ntelos 13. FAVORITE MALL STORE: * Borders maybe, I RARELY go to the mall 14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD: * 8 years 15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF D

Touch Wood/knock On Wood
[Q]“What is the origin and true meaning of knock on wood or touch wood?” [A] To touch wood or knock on wood is a superstition action to ward off any evil consequences or bad luck, perhaps because of some recent action you’ve taken or untimely boasting about your good fortune (“I’ve never been in danger of drowning, touch wood”); it can also be a charm to bring good luck. The origin is unknown, though some writers have pointed to pre-Christian rituals involving the spirits of sacred trees such as the oak, ash, holly or hawthorn. There is, I’m told, an old Irish belief that you should knock on wood to let the little people know that you are thanking them for a bit of good luck. There’s also a belief that the knocking sound prevents the Devil from hearing your unwise comments. Others have sought a meaning in which the wood symbolises the timber of the cross, but this may be a Christianisation of an older ritual. It wasn’t always wood that was lucky: in older days, iron was also thou

Fake Freinds
FAKE FRIENDS People are too fake on here. They only want pic comments, or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually repost this. This is to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Repost this if you are a friend...

Simple Rules For Dating My Daughter.
Rule one: If you pull into my driveway and honk, you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please do not take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still., I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose a compromise. You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to you

The Hill Top
As a cowboy wakes to a new day .. he gets dressed and eats some grub. he walks out and saddles old paint for a day in the saddle he has. He starts on the north side and works his way south, checkin fences and cattle he sees. The cowboy come to the top of the hill and just looks down in the meadow below .. He sits and watches the cattle graze and begins to think about things. He thanks God for the life he has givin him. The life of being a cowboy. The honor and pride he has when he makes each daily ride. He thanks God for all the things in his life that has been good and bad. The hill top is a peaceful place, its where the cowboy goes to think things through and about life and everything it brings .. Do you have a hill Top?

Expressin Myself!!!
You are the only one that will ever know your true self and with that u learn to express yourself with what is naturally there, and what may be there later with the power of knowledge . You never stop the learning process and even though you think you may have it all, believe me there is always something else to be learned by the best of them. We never stop learning and the power is always deep inside, We are Strong. !!! There is always someone that you may depend on, someone that will never leave you when something goes awry, someone who knows your true self, And that person is you. !!!! Dont ever forget that, You are depending on yourself to get thru whatever is bothering you. Life has never been fair, but dont dwell on that fact becuase u make it whatever you want. Take a piece of that pie we call the world and make it your own!!! Dont ever let someone say you cant do it prove them wrong, Keep them guessing as what ur about to do, But do what it!!! We are STRONG & SHOW THEM

Whats On My Mind Lately
I dont feel like me and Robby have any time together anymore.I no longer get on the computer if he is at home because id rather spend time with him.It doesnt happen though.Either Im a sleep or he is a sleep.I know it shouldnt bother me when he gets on the computer but it does.I dont care if he does it while I am asleep but when I am awake I just wish he would spend his time with me.I miss all the time we used to spend together.I miss him even though he is right here with me.

Bittersweet Love
Bittersweet Love by Georgianna Westport You came to me as no one had, With dreams I longed to share A man once proud with eyes so sad You caught me unaware. Without a hint, without a sign My heart went out to you And dreamt that one day you'd be mine To keep and hold as true. I chased a dream that had no end Went searching for the stars Now here I am and have to mend My broken heart of scars. My tears will dry and run anew Until all hope is lost How can I bear to make it through Without you, at what cost? My friend, my lover, sweet and kind One day I'll learn to live Without you always on my mind My heart I'll have to give To someone else who feels the same And loves as much as I For what I said I feel no shame None of it was a lie.

It,s Morn.. Yeah Great Day And All>prayer For My Sick Friends And Other Friends> And Thank Yous To My Lord For All He,s Given To Us All>>
It,s morn now sun is shining light The clouds a hanging high The birds singing too a fresh morning dew God is a looking in on us he slept whole night thru but he had an angel watching out for you All is good and going so Today is a Blessing to behold Dont forget to thank Our LOrd He gives you his all yes he does but in his time when he knows thats when you be needing so he knows you cry ' he knows some grieve he knows when we sleep he knows our needs he trys to answer all in due time but some wont except he is thy God he still love you no matter what he forgives us our sins does he not ? he sent h is only begotten son Jesus Christ to die on a cross so we not be lost to give us a gift .. the greatest of all A life free from sin so we be not lost what a high price that was paid to save a sinner like you and I But Jesus fought not He laid down his life so we would have faith in him and forever belive.in hi gift of life for you

Ther Gows Them Dayum Florida Drivers Agin!!
South Florida Sun-Sentinel.com Woman, 30, runs over instructor during driving lesson in Naples The Associated Press 8:31 PM EDT, August 5, 2007 NAPLES A man giving a 30-year-old woman a driving lesson had to be airlifted to a hospital after the woman accidentally ran over him, the Collier County Sheriff's Office said. David Tanner, 51, was teaching Victoria Hosner how to drive Thursday night when she accidentally hit the gas pedal and accelerated backward, according to the sheriff's office. Tanner was standing near the vehicle and was knocked to the ground. Victoria Hosner then ran over Tanner's leg. "It was totally an accident,'' Victoria Hosner's husband, David Hosner, told the Naples Daily News. Victoria Hosner continued to drive in reverse and caused about $6,000 worth of damage, authorities estimated. Tanner was airlifted to Lee Memorial Hospital in Fort Myers. He was discharged by Sunday, according to hospital records. A deputy thought Hosner's eyes

Funny!
So I answered the door because the doorbell rang, and I open the door and peer out. It's some guy about to pitch me an advertisement about his company's home security system. So he sees me open the door and smiles and asks without hesitation. "Are your parents home?" I arch my brow at this of course. I hadn't really brushed my hair, I was in my satin "heart" boxer shorts and a shirt, NOT EVEN A BRA ON. I tried to keep from laughing when I finally said. "I am the parent..." He looks at me literally giving that shocked "O" face. I wished I'd have had a camera just then. The expression was priceless.

27th August The Day The Whole World Is Waiting For ......
Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August. It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. This will cultivate on August 27 when Mars comes within 34.65 Million miles of Earth. Be sure to watch the sky on August 27, at 12:30 a.m. It will look like the earth has 2 moons. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Share this with your friends as NO ONE ALIVE TODAY will ever see it again.

Rip Ray
OUR RAY PASSED AWAY 15 MINUTES AGO.please remember cindy and robbie and jimmy in prayers plz (repost of original by 'SEXYSISSY~CHOPPERS FIANCEE & CT WIFE~ -LOVE MY BABY~LOVE & PRAY FOR RAY&CINDY & CORKY PLEASE' on '2007-08-06 15:05:33') (repost of original by 'IRISH SWEETHEART~*DIRTY SOUTH CREW*~' on '2007-08-06 15:07:06') (repost of original by '♥MysTîçal Illusion ~ Simply Me♥ Plz Rate/Fan/Add' on '2007-08-06 15:41:43') (repost of original by '**Heahea**' on '2007-08-06 15:45:59') (repost of original by '{[(:Z:I:M:M:Y:)]}' on '2007-08-06 15:49:27') (repost of original by '~♥*Sunmaid~♥*{Dirty South Crew}~♥*I.B.I.C~♥*' on '2007-08-06 15:54:45') (repost of original by '~♥~ ™ SweetBabyGirl ™ D.s.c ~♥~ Canadian Gurl~♥~ .' on '2007-08-06 16:05:46') (repost of original by 'JustWink'THE CRAZY BRATS'(please sign my map)' on '2007-08-06 16:10:40')

Purple Wolf Needs Out Help Please Come Help Us!!!!!!!!!!!
HEY EVERYONE PURPLE WOLF NEEDS OUR HELP THEY ARE GAININ ON HER FAST SHE IS STILL 200 AHEAD. SO, IF YOU CAN PLEASE STOP BY AND SHOW HER SOME LUV. COME ON FAMILY LETS SHOW THEM WHAT WERE MADE OF A PULL TOGETHER TO HELP HER OUT THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH....

Only You
With you, it's all about voiceless communication- always knowing exactly what to say, but never actually having to say it. When no one seems to be listening, you hear. When I hurt but don't show it, you know. When I turn away to hide my tears, you see. When I feel like I can't get through to anyone, you understand. Your eyes glow just for me, and I know you're proud. You flash your magical, healing smile my way, and I know everything will be all right. You know everything there is to know about me. You know what worries me, what keeps me up at night, and what shames me so badly that I can't share it with anyone. Most importantly, though, none of those things bother you. You've restored my faith in people and proved that there is a thing called true friendship.

So Long Time No Yack
Not like any of u miss me but ohwell. It was dad's bday on the 5th,had a rad firework show.Then i ate this sweet fuckin icecream cake mum made,and well call me fat but im goin to eat some more lol guess ill have to double time it on the ole treadmill. Ive offically taken out my last visible face piercing,so say goodbye to the lipring cuz its now gone.All i have left is my tongue ring,10 gauge ear lobes and cartlidge piercing. Tis almost xmas.Skip halloween,gimme thanksgiving so i can start my holiday baking lol My bird is annoying me...oh bet u guys didnt kno i have a pet bird,her name is Ling and shes like a lime green/yellow budgie. Im amazed she isnt dead yet,i always crank music,yell at her,neglect lmao n yet shes still kickin lol had her for like,4 yrs i think. Ok well pricks,im off. Bye

Pinhead
You scored as Pinhead, You are Pinhead. You come straight from hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life. But you are now more powerful than you have ever been. You enjoy pain just as much as you enjoy pleasure. Unlike most killers, you like to make sure your victims suffer for all eternity.Pinhead50% Jason Voorhees40% Captain Spaulding40% Leatherface40% Michael Myers30% Freddy Krueger20% Jigsaw20% Hannibal Lecter20% Candyman0% Buffalo Bill0% Which Horror Killer are You?

A Special World
A special world for you and me A special bond one cannot see It wraps us up in its cocoon And holds us fiercely in its womb. Its fingers spread like fine spun gold Gently nestling us to the fold Like silken thread it holds us fast Bonds like this are meant to last. And though at times a thread may break A new one forms in its wake To bind us closer and keep us strong In a special world, where we belong.

What I Love About You
I love the way you look at me, Your eyes so bright and blue. I love the way you kiss me, Your lips so soft and smooth. I love the way you make me so happy, And the ways you show you care. I love the way you say, "I Love You," And the way you're always there. I love the way you touch me, Always sending chills down my spine. I love that you are with me, And glad that you are mine.

How Could I Ever Leave You
Sitting alone in this midnight train Traveling in my daily nightmares Looking out the bleeding window Haunting memories pasted in layers All these years spent loving only you Can't believe you walked out the door Visions of you with her, burnt in my mind Turning away, me crumpled on the floor Being pushed from this cloud of love When I close my eyes,hit the ground Though I keep falling faster than time Still crash to memories without sound Would have given up my life for you You vowed that you would never leave Yet here I am so cold and alone Your words of love I always believed No faith in God no trust in Love Still breathing as life has just begun Unleash sadness from my black heart Or am I past the point of no return Please come back to me my love Can't live on memories of yesterdays Needing your love back in my heart Praying you'll come back to stay Tired of drowning in my own tears Pictures of your face fading away Hope to come out of t

The Moon
I lay here in the cold wet grass and stare intently at the Moon. I become entranced as the crickets sing their age old song. Thoughts and images flash through my mind. I'm a little girl who has fallen ill, a heart broken lover with tear stained cheeks, a tired warrior resting by a fire, a man in an environmental suit, a stalker just outside a house. This keeps happening as I become one person after another from all aspects of the world - past, present and future. I then realize that all these people looked upon or will look upon this very Moon at their most critical point in their life. The Moon - the one thing that has witnessed the secrets of the night. The Moon a quiet writer of the events that unfold beneath It reflects upon Its face. The moon starts to get larger and larger until I realize that it's not getting larger rather that my soul is floating closer to it. I realize now that my physical self has expired and I no longer feel the wet grass nor hear the Song of the

A Turn For The Worst
hmm where to begin? my mother's health isn't so well not as of late, as for mine its starting to take a dive into unhealthy. its amazing what stress and years of pent up emotion can do to you. i've lost some important people in my life recently, not as in they passed on, but emotionally there is no more bond...its the hardest thing i've ever dealt with. i believe its a longer stage of grief, because you know they are still there and you want that connection back. i've had a plethora of epiphanies in a matter of seconds, yet that clarity is still not present; its like trying to target one thing out of a million when everything is the same. i guess i'll get back to this some other time, for now i have to go....

Cleaning Chickens
"Late again," the third-grade teacher said to little Sammy. "It ain't my fault," Miss Crabtree. "You can blame this on my Daddy. The reason I'm three hours late is Daddy sleeps naked!" Now Miss Crabtree had taught grammar school for thirty-some-odd years. So she asked little Sammy what he meant by that, despite her mounting fears. Full of grins and mischief, and in the flower of his youth, little Sammy and trouble were old friends, but he always told the truth. "You see, Miss Crabtree, at the ranch we got this here lowdown coyote. The last few nights he done et six hens and killed Ma's best milk goat. And last night, when Daddy heard a noise out in the chicken pen, he grabbed his gun and said to Ma, "That coyote's back again, I'm agonna git him!'" 'Stay back, he yelled to all us kids!" He was naked as a jaybird, no boots, no pants, no shirt! To the hen house he crawled, just like an Injun on the snoop. Then he stuck that double barrel through the window of the c

To My Friendsd On Fubar
I have been thinkin for over the past few weeks now...About closeing Fubar acct.......Saying my last day will be 8/10/2007....So If you want to say in touch you can find me on Yahoo under lil_miss_bytch74 Thank You Peanut

Bleed
Im feeling crossed I take it inside Burn up the pain My thoughts are strange Just like the things I used to love Just like the tree that fell I heard it If art is still inside I feel it I wanna bleed Show the world all that I have inside I wanna scream Let the blood flow that keeps me alive Take all these strings They call my veins Wrap them around Every fucking thing Presence of people Not for me Well I must remain in tune Forever My love is music I will marry melody I wanna bleed Show the world all that I have inside I wanna scream Let the blood flow that keeps me alive Wont you let me take you For a ride You can stop the world Try to change my mind Wont you let me show you How it feels You can stop the world But you wont change me I need music I need music I need music to set me free To let me bleed

Sexual Zodiac Sign
Libra You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar. Despite your forward and extraverted nature, you are usually submissive in bed. You like your partner to take the lead and show you all of their little secrets. Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Cant Stop Thinking About This
It is getting to the point where I am wondering if Robby doesnt love me the way he used to.I still love him with all my heart.Its just that lately we seem to fight alot and to be fair to him its my fault cause I have been totaly bitchy lately.I dont meen to and I feel awful about it afterwards.I just wonder if this is the reason he would rather spend more time on the computer than with me.I dont blame him really.I just hope I dont lose him because of my attitude.

Angels Explained By Children
Sarah, 7 " I only know the names of two angels. Hark and Harold." Gregory, 5 "Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it." Olive, 9 "It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to heaven, then there's still the flight training to go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes." Matthew, 9 "Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something else." Mitchell, 7 "My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for science." Henry, 8 "Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows!." Jack, 6 "Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven.The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead." Daniel, 9 "When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath, somewhere there's a tornado." Reagan, 10 "Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you

My Magic Man
It's almost been a year since I met my "Magic Man". I'm not ashamed to say that I have been with my fair share of men. I've had great sex and terrible sex. But sex with my Magic Man is indescibable. I only wish I had the words to explain how truly mind blowing our sessions are. I want him and only him. I'd give up all of my other men for him. But...unfortunately we can't seem to get our lives in sync. I think that under different circumstances we'd have something really great...dare I say perfect. I believe we could really make each other happy. His pros definately out weight his cons. We both just have one little thing standing in our way. We're broke! LOL I don't want to depend on a man (or anyone) and I don't want him to depend on me. I want us to be financially independant before we try to have a relationship. But I'd have him here with me in a second if I could take care of things on my own and he on his own. We pay or own bills and stuff like that. I'm dependant on the government

Be Thankful...
Be thankful that you don`t already have everything you desire. If you did, what would there be to look forward to? Be thankful when you don`t know something, for it gives you the opportunity to learn. Be thankful for the difficult times. During those times you grow. Be thankful for your limitations, because they give you opportunities for improvement. Be thankful for each new challenge, because it will build your strength and character. Be thankful for your mistakes. They will teach you valuable lessons. Be thankful when you`re tired and weary, because it means you`ve made a difference. It`s easy to be thankful for the good things. A life of rich fulfillment comes to those who are also thankful for the setbacks. Gratitude can turn a negative into a positive. Find a way to be thankful for your troubles, and they can become your blessings.

Friends,rate Or New Love
ok now this might sound funny to some but maybe not 1) how many of you joined fubar cause a friend sent you here 2) or found it on your own my answer( was sent here by a friend) ok now lets see who tells the truth since you been here have you made friends met that some one speacil or just here to waste time my answer(to make friends and or met my dream girl) do you chat with all your friends or just half or with maybe one or two of them my answer(i try to talk to them all) ok now the trick question men what is the first thing you look at when rating a female 1)smile 2)eyes 3)ass 4)tits 5)legs 6)profile 7)age 8)were there from 9)or to make your self look like your gods gift to women 10)looks 11 hair color 12 or if shes thin or heavy you can only pick 4 answers from this list my answer(eyes,smile,profile,age) women what is the first thing you look at when rating a male 1)smile 2)eyes 3)ass 4)dick 5)chest 6)legs 7)age 8)were the

August 7th
"Do you need to reach someone who is notoriously reclusive or bad about answering messages? Now is the time to get them on the phone or get them in person. It might take some doing, though, so be tenacious!" hhmm.. Strangely on the ball.. But then so was yesturdays and that was a good one, see if yesturday's one comes to pass..

Poetry
Rudyard Kipling If If If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you; If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or, being hated, don't give way to hating, And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise; If you can dream - and not make dreams your master; If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with triumph and disaster And treat those two imposters just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to broken, And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools; If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breath a word about your loss; If you can force your heart and nerv

Afraid To Say I Love You
Afraid to say I love you, But wanting to more than anything, Afraid to say I love you, Because to me, you're my everything. Afraid to say I love you, To confess all that I feel, Afraid to say I love you, To finally know that this is for real. Afraid to say I love you, Wondering if you will feel the same, Afraid to say I love you, Afraid to put out the flame. Afraid to say I love you, Knowing that it's for eternity, Afraid to say I love you, Could this be our destiny?

12 Days And Counting
Well, it is official... I will be moving back to CT in about 12 days or so, depending on my friend who is getting the truck for me. I will be sad to leave Vermont, but happy to return to CT. My family, friends, and sanity is in CT, always has been. I haven't had a good time in VT at all. Now, if there was one of those stupid easy buttons to push to pack up this place I'd be really happy.

About Me
My life is like a bad dream. I went through a bad divorce after 11 yrs of being married to a man who still thinks he did nothing wrong. "He gave me the world" He says. Yeah, with a big lock and key that he could control however he wanted. What he said, went. Everything was perfect..house, me, kids, we were fragile. No friends, I couldn't visit my family, all I did was sit in my house and watched him control me and beat my kids. I left that behind. My life consists of 4 children. A girl 12, son 10 who was born with a diease that causes seizures, he's bipolar (has horrible mood swings), he's skidso..he talks to things that aren't there and mannaquins at the mall..he's a great kid though..I also have a set of boy twins that are 9. One is very different from the other. Every relationship has problems. I met someone who was good for me except for he was angry all the time. He got so angry one day he snapped and he hit me and went to jail and now it's 13 mts. Turns out he should

The Grass Is Always Greener On The Other Side
The grass is always greener on the other side: If the grass is greener on the other side, then the guy with the greener grass doesn't think your grass is greener now does he, asshole? The message that this proverb is trying to stumble through is that everything always looks more attractive when you don't have it. I'm sure there are millionaires crying themselves to sleep every night because they don't live in a trailer park. Just face it: sometimes nobody envies you. There has to be a bottom and that bottom is probably you.

Corollary To I Am Glad I Am A Man...
I'M GLAD I'M A WOMAN I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am. I don't live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam. I don't brag to my buddies about my erections. I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions. I don't get wasted at parties, and act like a clown. And I know how to put that damned toilet seat down! I won't grab your hooters, I won't pinch your butt. My belt buckle's not hidden beneath my beer gut. And I don't go around "readjusting" my crotch, or yell like Tarzan when my headboard gets a notch. I don't belch in public, I don't scratch my behind. I'm a woman you see-I'm just not that kind! I'm glad I'm a woman, I'm so glad I could sing. I don't have body hair like shag carpeting. It doesn't grow from my ears or cover my back. When I lean over you can't see 3 inches of crack. And what's on my head doesn't leave with my comb. I'll never buy a toupee to cover my dome. Or have a few hairs pulled from over the side. I'm a woman, you know-I've go

Choosing A Practitioner (some Charge Alot Of Money To Help You)
((Someone told me that a Binding Spell was put on them, I do know myself in Studying in the Arts that yes Negative Spells can be cast against another person. I will try to help them, but most Witches and Psychics do charge alot of money per hour. I know some people need to make money but in many of the books I have read, we are not to charge when rendering a service that most people can go to the Bookstore and buy the books for Spells they are searching for to help them. 'I hope I am right about that.' Now if we make things like; Incense, Oils, Candles and many other things that we do, we can charge a small fee and most kits costs about $19.95. I don't understand when someone offers a way for you to help you get something (like a Love Spell 'which Love Spells are really not good to perform due to the Power of Three' or Seeking Happiness)or getting rid of Negative Energies around you or Binding Spells. The person that created malewitch.com quotes this: "Love spells

The 13 Principles Of Wiccan Belief
1. We practice rites to attune ourselves with the natural rhythm of life forces marked by the phases of the Moon and the seasonal Quarters and Cross Quarters. 2. We recognize that our intelligence gives us a unique responsibility toward our environment. We seek to live in harmony with nature in ecological balance offering fulfillment to life and consciousness within an evolutionary concept. 3. We acknowledge a depth of power far greater than that apparent to the average person. Because it is far greater than ordinary it is sometimes called ‘supernatural’, but we see it as lying within that which is naturally potential to all. 4. We conceive of the Creative Power in the universe as manifesting through polarity – as masculine and feminine – and that this same Creative Power lies in all people and functions through the interaction of the masculine and the feminine. We value neither above the other knowing each to be supportive of the other. We value sex as pleasure as the sym

Im Him
If your looking for guy who's a bit of a slob well im him. with only one pair of jeans and a dead end job well im him, if your looking for a looser, drug and alcohol abuser,,, if your looking for guy that'll bring you down well im him. If your looking for a guy that'll promise the world well im him. and then leave you knocked up to go fuck other girls well im him, if your looking for a guy with a two foot bong that says alot of dumb shit and does every thing wrong if your looking for a pile of shit with a dick well im him! ill lay around your place, make you pay for every thing, and ill tell all the girls I meet im just your friend, if your looking for a guy that will tell you lies like he feels complete when he looks in your eyes if your looking for a guy who will ruin your life well im him! An old friend of mine wrote this have not talked to him in a very long time but found this and I always got a kick out of it thought every one else would!

The Secret Is The Law Of Attraction
1. We all work with one infinite power 2. The Secret is the Law of Attraction (LOA) 3. Whatever is going on in your mind is what you are attracting 4. We are like magnets - like attract like, You become AND attract what you think 5. Every thought has a frequency. Thoughts send out a magnetic energy 6. People think about what they don't want and attract more of the same 7. Thought = creation. If these thoughts are attached to powerful emotions (good or bad) that speeds the creation 8. You attract your dominant thoughts 9. Those who speak most of illness have illness, those who speak most of prosperity have it..etc.. 10. It's not "wishful" thinking 11. You can't have a universe without the mind entering into it 12. Choose your thoughts carefully .. you are a masterpiece of your life 13. It's OK that thoughts don't manifest into reality immediately (if we saw a picture of an elephant and it instantly appeared, that would be too soon)

Well Thank You Washington D C, But I Have And Always Will Saluate The Flag
LEGISLATION ALLOWS VETERANS TO SALUTE THE FLAG http://inhofe.senate.gov/public/index.cfm?FuseAction=PressRoom.PressReleases&ContentRecord_id=04627c79-802a-23ad-43c5-5207c7092c09 July 26, 2007 WASHINGTON, D.C. – U.S. Senator Jim Inhofe (R-Okla.) today praised the passage by unanimous consent of his bill (S.1877) clarifying U.S. law to allow veterans and servicemen not in uniform to salute the flag. Current law (US Code Title 4, Chapter 1) states that veterans and servicemen not in uniform should place their hand over their heart without clarifying whether they can or should salute the flag. “The salute is a form of honor and respect, representing pride in one’s military service,” Senator Inhofe said. “Veterans and service members continue representing the military services even when not in uniform. “Unfortunately, current U.S. law leaves confusion as to whether veterans and service members out of uniform can or should salute the

Weeee!!! Poem
I wish I had a poets tongue To describe the thoughts in mind Simply not enough Diction in the world to find. I could sit for hours and try to think Of a way to justify The feelings felt, and actions delt And believe me, love, I've tried. Emotions in complexity Are impossible to define But as simple as my tongue may be I'll simply have to try. Love itself, a powerful term Far to simple for to use In this saddest day and age Far too many must abuse. Passion, then, is strong its true But not quite on the mark For many feel it leisurely And has simply lost its spark. Lust, a word so course and sharp For this emotion is too pure To use a word so many try For victims, as a lure So what is it then? This thing I've tried To so desperately construe Complex as a word above Or simple, plain and true? Perhaps a bit of all of them Comination into one All I know is that I feel it All day til setting sun And the nights just grow more sweeter With you, with me, we

A Lesson Ive Learned
well you know how your told one day they grow up and move away and you think u can handle it well guess what u cant... i learned this the hard way when my oldest one moved away... i wish she would come home and be my baby again..... so for thoughs of u who have little ones keep them as long as you can cause they will grow up and break your heart and that was a hard lesson to learn..

Slave To The Needle.....
MySpace Addy is the same name as here.....Slave to the Needle.....My name is James Vincent.....for those of you who wish to keep in touch with me that is where you will find me, unless I have givin you my e-mail addy......I will not be using my Yahoo messenger much anymore but to talk to those choosin few.

Mark 35 ; 35-38 Verses....
35 ;For who so ever desires to save his life will lose it,but who ever loses his life for my sake and the gospel"s will save it. 36 ;for what will it profit a man if he gains the whole world,and loses his soul. 37 ;Or what will a man exchange for his soul? 38 ;For whoever is ashamed of Me and My words in this adultress and sinful generation,of him the Son of Man will also be ashamend when he comes in the Glory of His Father with the Holy angels. Mark ; ( ;..And He said to them ) :Assuredly, I say to you that there are some standing here who will not taste death till they see the Kingdom of God present with power.

Emotional Wreckage
Slammed back into a nightmare I longed to escape... Hoping, praying this time would be different... I am now a grown woman... With a son of my own... Yet you continue to treat me as a child... That needs to be constantly ridiculed... You make me want to stay in bed with the covers over my head... I want to drown out all that you spew at me... You make me question... Why am I not good enough??? Is that even true??? Or just your sick twisted spin on reality... Are you even with us??? Here in the real world... Or are you sooooo lost in your own tortured mind... That you can't live in the now... Come down off that cloud... Or escape from your inner cage... Accept the world around you... You are still living in it... Don't cast stones at me because you don't understand... Try to learn the world you're living in... Instead of hiding in your dream of how YOU want it to be... I am real, and I am me... Always have been alwa

Just A Quote
We have nothing with the outcast and the unfit: let them die in their misery.For they feel not. Compassion is the vice of kings:stamp down the wretched and the weak:this is the law of the strong:this is our law and the joy of the world. ---Aleister Crowley,1904

Do You Belived In The Whole One Person That Is Meant For You Thing?
I'm 28 years old and have been in a couple of relationships in my time,but my question is...Is there really only one person in this world you are true meant to be with and how do you know??? I have been through a lot of crap and it seems that every relationship that I have been in seems not to be right. I want to know how the hell you are suppose to know when it is meant be to or not or is it at all. I mean honestly how do you really know if it is love or do we just work it out. You know like meet in the middle on things and settle for what you get out of it or hold out for that one true person your not sure is even out there. I have been thinking about this for so long and I just can't figure it out. So if you have any feed back message me and let me know.... Peace Out, ME

Bob Allen In The News
You know, there's been a lot of stories about Florida State Representative Bob Allen paying some black undercover cop for oral sex. Truthfully, I haven't been paying it too much attention.Until now.I found a news story stating that Allen is against LGBT (Lesbian/Gay/Bisexual/Transgendered) issues.Yes, it's another Ted Haggard thing all over again...tag: bob allen, ted haggard, lgbt, glbt, news, sex, two-faced, crime, legal -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!Join me at Fubar.comGet paid to surf the web with

Hi
Well i am having so much fun just living life to the fullest. Yes i know you are probly saying how am i working to jobs and living life to the fullest well its easy. At both jobs i work with fun loving ppl. and so many cute guys lol like Carlos the photo Tec... the two job thing is working out good someday i will work at least 4 hours but that is if i just work at my part time job when i work both jobs its a twelve to an sixteen hour day.. Crazy but that’s ok. I’m banking it!! lol

Peter ;3 ; -9 Verses
Grace to you and peace be multiplied.......... 3 ; Blessed be God and father of our Lord Jesus christ ; who accoring to His abundant mercy, has begotten us again to living hope thru the resurection of Jesus christ who died. 4 ;to an inheritance , incorruptible and undefiled and that does not fade away, reserved in heaven for you. 5 ;who are kept by power of God thru faith for salvation ready to be reviled in the last of time. 6 ;in this you greatly rejoice though now for a little while, if need be, you have been grived by various trials, 7 ;that the genuineness of your faith, being much more prescious than gold that perishes, though it is tested by fire, may be found to praise , honor,and glory the revalation of Christ. 8 ;whom having not seen you love. Though now you do not see Him, yet beliving you rejoice with joy in expressible and full of joy. 9 ;recieving the end of your faith- The salvation o your souls. ;........ ; ~ BE HOLY for I am HOLY ~ ; ......

Sholder
YOU WERE ALWAYS THERE TO DRY MY TEARS ARMS THAT ALWAYS WRAPPED AROUND MY BODY YOUR LIPS ALWAYS KISSED AWAY ANY OF MY PAIN A VOICE THAT WHEN YOU SPOKE MADE ALL THE TROUBLES GO AWAY BUT MY SHOLDER IS NOT HERE FOR ME ANYMORE NO MORE COMFORT IS THERE FOR ME DID I MESS SOMETHING UP I HAVE TO BE HONEST I PUT FORTH MY PAIN SO THAT YOU WOULD CARE I WOULD LET YOU WRAP YOUR ARMS ROUND ME TO FEEL YOUR SWEET EMBRACE I LET YOU PLACE YOUR LIPS UPON MINE CUZ IT ALWAYS SEEMED TO MATTER MORE WHEN THEY WERE YOUR LIPS YOUR SHOLDERS HELD THE WIEGHT OF THE WORLD THAT I PLACED UPON THEM & STILL YOU LET ME REST MY TROUBLED HEAD UPON THEM KNOW I HAVE NO ONE TO DRY MY TEARS WITH A SOFT TOUCH LIKE YOURS I WANT MY SHOLDER BACK

1982 Derby Winner Gato Del Sol Dies
'82 Kentucky Derby winner Gato Del Sol dies at 28 August 9, 2007 PARIS, Ky. (AP) -- Gato Del Sol, the winner of the 1982 Kentucky Derby and the second-oldest living Derby winner, died at 28. The horse was euthanized Tuesday because of age-related infirmities, owner Arthur Hancock told The Associated Press. ADVERTISEMENT "My life's dream was to win the Kentucky Derby and he realized that for me," Hancock said. "He was a sweet horse. He'd never bite or kick. It was really a fairy tale come true." The Hancocks, in Saratoga for the horse sales, knew from their veterinarian that the horse had begun to rapidly deteriorate. Gato Del Sol was buried near the Hancocks' house at the Paris farm where he spent his retirement in a 2-acre paddock. The oldest surviving Derby winner is now Genuine Risk, who in 1980 became only the second filly to win the race. After his racing career ended, Gato Del Sol was put out to stud but didn't perform well in the U.S. Hancock sold him to a Ge

Why? Am I Always Doin This? Lol
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2 All The Downraters
if your a downrater and if your going 2 rate my page a 1 or not over 9 then do't bother 2 stop bye go down rate someone else cause i don't and don't wanna deal with that alright if you can't understand what I"M saying then **** off better yet go back 2 1st grade there they can teach you ******* oh i ain't joing if you read this and still rate me a 1 i will black your/ her ********** cause i had a few and I"M getting tired of it so yea i don't what other people or they jusr accpet it but hell not me rate me a 10 or up if not then don't bother at all it will save me and who ever the downraters is

Lol Can U Read This
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Woman's Dictionary
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish = 49 Adventurous = Slept with everyone Athletic = No tits Average looking = Ugly Beautiful = Pathological liar Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure = On medication Feminist = Fat Free spirit = Junkie Friendship first = Former very *friendly* person Fun = Annoying New Age = Body hair in the wrong places Open-minded = Desperate Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing Passionate = Sloppy drunk Professional = Bitch Voluptuous = Very Fat Large framed = Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate = Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH: Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No We need = I want I am sorry = you'll be sorry We need to talk = you're in trouble Sure, go ahead = you better not Do what you want = you will pay for this later I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH I am hungry = I am hungry I am sleepy = I am sleepy I am tired = I am tire

Aircraft Noise Complaint.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Luke AFB is west of Phoenix and is rapidly being surrounded by civilization that complains about the noise from the base and its planes, forgetting that it was there long before they were. A certain lieutenant colonel at Luke AFB deserves a big pat on the back. Apparently, an individual who lives somewhere near Luke AFB wrote the local paper complaining about a group of F-16s that disturbed his/her day at the mall. When that individual read the response from a Luke AFB officer, it must have stung quite a bit. The complaint: "Question of the day for Luke Air Force Base: Whom do we thank for the morning air show? Last Wednesday, at precisely 9:11 a.m., a tight formation of four F-16 jets made a low pass over Arrowhead Mall, continuing west over Bell Road at approximately 500 feet. Imagine our good fortune! Do the Tom Cruise-wannabes feel we need this wake-up ca

My Life Categorized And Boxed.
Son of a bitch I'm moving... AGAIN. When I moved to VT in November of 2006, it was supposed to be my LAST fucking move ever. My mother was supposed to take care of all this probate bullshit so that the house would be free and clear for my boys. But nooooooo. Yeah, I'm in the anger stage of grief, so fucking what? Nothing my mother said has come to pass. This fucker that she named as executor (to supposedly take some emotional weight off of me when she died) is making me absolutely sick. Every fucking thing I do is under scrutiny. Every fucking word I say or write is being analyzed. My God, when did death become a business??? So here I am, packing up my stuff, my kids' stuff, and stuff that has sentimental value to us. Motherfucker! Pack a box, label the contents, mark it for house or storage. Every fucking think I own... I see my life in categories. My interests, what makes me who I am. If I lose a box, will I lose that part of me too? I'm not happy at all. I wanted out of VT bu

Its Just A Math Thing Ya Know
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But , A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H -I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and

Assult On My Dreams
Assult On My Dreams He feels the coolness of the sheets as he rolls over and presses his hard cock against the bed, His eyes close as he hugs his pillow and rubs his cockhead against the bed thinking of her laying there with him. His cock pressing against the folds of her pussy lips, her heat feeding the need in his lions as his cock breaks through her wet lips and into the depths of her pussy. The coolness of the sheets a sharp contrast to the hot wetness of her cunt. Her cunt engulfs him, searing his cock with it's heat. Her wetness running down her legs and over his balls, her hips grinding into his with the desire of trapped passion waiting for his deep thrusts to set it free. She has invaded his waking dreams and his cock awaits her mouth... "milk me me now baby" His waiting hard cock causes her mouth to water as she finds herself licking her lips and lowering down over his body. Slowly and smoothly slithering down feeling the claminess of their skin from their moment of pa

What I'd Like To Do To You
What I'd Like To Do To You I'd love to touch you... just look you over... up and down as my hands travelled everywhere... watch your eyes as I touched you... softly my hands roam your body... finding all that I need to know... like the most sensual piece of brail... MMMMMMmmmmmm and when I know neither of us could stand anymore... I'd kiss you... softly... teasingly... until it turned more urgent... passionate... so that our hunger for each other started to take over... I'd lay you back and straddle you... make your entire body ache with need for me... until you are begging me... begging to feel yourself inside me... I'd hold your cock and moan from the hardness within my grasp... I'd pump on you and watch your eyes as you moved your hips trying to fuck my hand... MMMMMMMMmmmmmmm I'd want to drive you so fucking crazy... and then... when you've had enough... I'd want to get down on my knees before you... looking up at you as I took hold of your cock and l

Feed Me
Feed Me His presence in the room always causes her body to react. She stands there naked... waiting. Her legs tremble slightly as they continue to hold her upright. Resisting the urge to look at the clock since He last spoke to her concerning this. She knows she's been standing there waiting for some time. She also knows that He's doing this on purpose. Her pussy reacts to the thought. The darkness continues to surround her entire body until it's broken momentarily by the opening of the door across from her. Standing in the light given from the door is a dark figure. She knows it's Him, and her pussy begins it's ritual moan, aching, weeping. She continues to stand as the figure gets larger, nearing her, beginning to block the light from the doorway entirely. "Down!" comes His single word command. Obediently she drops to her knees, slightly spread open for the coolness of the air to touch her pussy. Bowing her head until told otherwise. With a single hand He grabs h

Something Nothing Everything...
Today I wrote to someone whose recently been reading my blogs, and offering her own advice and life experieneces. It was to her that I wrote the following: I find it amazing how I can pour out so little of myself into a few words every day through writing an online journal, and yet I get so many responses of hope and encouragement. I can't believe that so many people take the time to read what I have to say, but apparently a lot of people can relate. The fact is that the statement above couldn't be more true. I'm a very open person, & my mother has always said I could be read like a book. It's also true that I've got a big heart, and an even bigger mouth, with a lot on my mind, and therefore a lot to say. I write blogs to get things off my chest, to fill people in on my life, and to get responses from other people. I realize that doesn't happen often anymore, but when they do-believe me, you've made an impact on my life. I want to see how many people out there really do relate or

Goodbye My Love
Goodbye my love, the game is over. I can no longer fight for what I know will never be mine. You will always have my heart but I never had yours. I'm not over you and probbly never will be I love you and would give anything to be with you even for one more day. Part of me is dying and crying out for me to hold on but I'm not sure what's right anymore. I leave you know feeling lost and confussed!! I love you very much. Please remember me fondly.

God Fills Me Up In Body And Soul >>>
that being full of joy and no bad or ill feeling. when one looks to GOD for all and knows he is all in their life , they are at ease , happy , joyful all time, I as a person that lay all my troubles on my Lord ; This is to not have worries but I trust in my LORD fully wholly . see He made me ; I fear not of man, any more and if something should happen ; I get called home to GOD ; Then it is His wil be done not mine. So all worries gone ; I gave them to GOD about the N/Aaccts.. and all other problems.. im fine no wories , just gave them to God.. ty LORD....AMEN,, your always here day or night AMEN!... diana

I Carry Your Heart
i carry your heart with me(i carry it in my heart)i am never without it(anywhere i go you go,my dear;and whatever is done by only me is your doing,my darling) i fear no fate(for you are my fate,my sweet)i want no world(for beautiful you are my world,my true) and it's you are whatever a moon has always meant and whatever a sun will always sing is you here is the deepest secret nobody knows (here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud and the sky of the sky of a tree called life;which grows higher than soul can hope or mind can hide) and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart)

To Go Home To See The Majesty And Glory Of Our Lord>
He is worthy of all our praise. you and I chose to belive We are to worship thee We are forgived and free we embrace the river when we thirst God gives us drink of course We open our eyes to see the truth We open our hearts cause we have faith To have faith meens to belive in what we can not see,touch or know Our Lord gives all our gifts to us IF He wills it to be. We owe him all.. To fill up our soul to keep him there to keep our soul clean, this is His Temple, we shall not defile , Our body soul or minds,with evil ,thoughts, or doubts.. Look to the Lord, He,ll send all away, and he,ll reside here in your heart , if you ask Him to stay ; This is called Faith... He will wash you clean of all sins, it,s up to you.. Wil you walk in Faith ? Or will you walk away and let eternal life slip away.. diana

Xx Poems
SEX IS A TEMPTATION CAUSED BY A SENSATION WHEN A MAN PUTS HIS DICTATION IN A WOMAN'S VENTILATION DO YOU GET MY CONVERSATION? OR DO YOU NEED A DEMONSTRATION? SKY IS BLUE WATER IS WET I'LL MAKE YOU CUM I'LL MAKE YOU SWEAT PRESSED AGAINST MY BODY MOVIN UP AND DOWN SLOWLY BUT FIRMLY WE WILL MOVE THE GROUND SEX IS EVIL SEX IS A GAME ONE NIGHT OF PASSION NINE MONTHS OF PAIN BABY'S A BASTARD FATHERS A GIT ALL BECAUSE THE CONDOM SPLIT! SEX IS LIKE MATH YOU SUBTRACT THE CLOTHES ADD THE BED DIVIDE THE LEGS THEN MULTIPLY! ROSES ARE RED GRASS IS GREEN OPEN YOUR LEGS AND I'LL FILL YOU WITH CREAM HICKERY DICKERY DOC DIS BYTCH WAS SUCKIN MY COCK THE CLOCK STRUCK TWO I DUMPED MY GOO AND DUMPED HER AT DA END OF THE BLOCK!!! SEX IS GOOD SEX IS FINE DOGGY STYLE OR 69 JUST FOR FUN OR GETTING PAID EVERYONE LIKES GETTING LAID SEX IS EVIL SEX IS A SIN SINS ARE FORGIVEN SO LETS BEGIN!!! SEND THIS TO 10 PEOPLEOR ELSE YOU WILL BE DOOMED TO BAD SEX FOR

Home
I been stuck in the struggle And I been wonderin' if I'm ever gon' bubble I'm gettin' caught up in the touch Instead of usin' my muscle And every time I extend my heart to my mother Caught up in the game now I'm back up in the hustle Sometimes I sit and I wonder If a nigga pull my number If it wasn't for the Bone Thug fam' In this world where nobody don't give a damn But I'm still a man Got a soul program I'ma pump my fist I'm stayin' ready for this And you can put this on Wish I'll never see the abyss And when I needed a ride You wouldn't give me a lift And now I'm poppin' my cris You niggas all on my dick I wanna change the world You wanna change ya life I wouldn't put up a fight If I knew it was trite They sayin everything happin' for a reason Can you tell me why these niggas bleedin' Needin' general assistance I'm here needin' public housing I'm here tryna make ends meet Tryna get on their feet But see my brain so cloudy And I know what you don't know

The Blue Pill
A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast? Grapefruit and coffee to follow?" she asks. He declines. "It's this Viagra... The Blue Pill," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite." At lunchtime, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl of homemade soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?" she inquires. He declines. "It's this Blue Pill," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite." Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. She'll go to the store and buy him some food. Would he like maybe a steak and apple pie? Maybe he'd like a pizza microwaved or a tasty stir-fry that would only take a couple of minutes? He declines. "It's this ED medicine," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite." "Well," she says, "Would you mind getting off me? I'm starving."

Somebody
I want somebody to share Share the rest of my life Share my innermost thoughts Know my intimate details Someone who'll stand by my side And give me support And in return He'll get my support He will listen to me When I want to speak About the world we live in And life in general Though my views may be wrong They may even be perverted He'll hear me out And won't easily be converted To my way of thinking In fact he'll often disagree But at the end of it all He will understand me I want somebody who cares For me passionately With every thought and With every breath Someone who'll help me see things In a different light All the things I detest I will almost like I don't want to be tied To anyone's strings I'm carefully trying to steer clear of Those things But when I'm asleep I want somebody Who will put their arms around me And kiss me tenderly Though things like this Make me sick In a case like this I'll get away with it...

Life
My life is kinda messed up at this point. I want to go back to the point when everything changed for me. That was the night our apartment got robbed. I took this attitude that nothing I did could protect me from the basd things in life so I might as well just have fun. I came to Charlotte for the first time the next night, had my first and only one night stand. Hooked up with someone else that same weekend but he's someone I had known for a while and was thinking about a relationship with. I'm not normally a slut but that weekend it just seemed like the thing to do. I gave my number to a guy I had only talked to on line two days and started talking to him all the time. I spent way too much money and bounced my first check. 'm very careful about my bank acount because I'm afraid of messing up my credit. Since that weekend I've drank too much, stopped eat most of the time and hooked u with the guy I gave my number to. I am head over heels for this guy and have become the girl I swore I'd

The Good News
God's Purpose God loves you and wants you to experience peace and life abundant and eternal. The Bible says ..."We have peace with God through our Lord Jesus Christ." —Romans 5:1 (NIV) "For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life." —John 3:16 (NIV) "I have come that they may have life, and that they may have it more abundantly." —John 10:10 (NIV) Why don't most people have this peace and abundant life that God planned for us to have? The Problem God created us in His own image to have an abundant life. He did not make us as robots to automatically love and obey Him. God gave us a will and a freedom of choice. We chose to disobey God and go our own willful way. We still make this choice today. This results in separation from God The Bible says ..."For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God." —Romans 3:23 (NIV) "For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of

To All My Family Friends And Fans
i have been very ill for a long time and it is taking a toll on me, i have appreciated all your love and friendship you have all been very good to me but i will be leaving fubar because i just need to take care of myself right now. I will leave this up for a couple days so if ya'll want to say goodbye them u can. love ya all and maybe talk later , my wife odinsmomma will be staying on here and she knows a lot of you and i would appreciate it if you would also befriend her like you did me.

A Bit Depressed.
This weekend has not actually gone off as I planned. See, yesterday was payday for me but my employer screwed up its payroll download into our direct deposit and cash cards. So I will not get my pay until 8-13-07. This means I can't get my bills paid or get the stuff my kids need for school. It also means that I will not get as much sleep on Monday evening. This would not be so bad if I had not had such a stressful day of work yesterday. On the upside, I have got to watch some golf on tv and read my Hillary Clinton book.

My Heart
you are my heart when you lefted i started to die you are what keeps me alive i tired to take my life its funny though even after i survived they say you get a second chance to change but life was still meaning less because my heart was gone i had broke into so many little pieces to sharp to put back togather and too small to matter yet days passed and everything moved forward i stayed still dont know which direction to go i guess i'll stay here alone

Can I
Can I love you. will you let me Can I love you. will you love me Can I hold you. will you let me. Can I hold you. will you do the same. Can I watch you sleep will you be fullfilled. Can i trust you will you be true Can I love you That is what I am asking U. Can I, Could I, please tell ME. Copyright ©2007 April M

Handy Little Chart
HANDY LITTLE CHART God has a positive answer: YOU SAY GOD SAYS BIBLE VERSES You say: "It's impossible" God says: All things are possible (Luke 18:27) You say: "I'm too tired" God says: I will give you rest (Matthew 11:28-30) You say: "Nobody really loves me" God says: I love you (John 3:1 6 & John 3:34 ) You say: "I can't go on" God says: My grace is sufficient (II Corinthians 12:9 & Psalm 91:15) You say: "I can't figure things out" God says: I will direct your steps (Proverbs 3:5- 6) You say: "I can't do it" God says: You can do all things (Philippians 4:13) You say: "I'm not able" God says: I am able (II Corinthians 9:8) You say: "It's not worth it" God says: It will be worth it (Roman 8:28 ) You say: "I can't forgive myself" God says: I Forgive you (I John 1:9 & Romans 8:1) You say: "I can't manage" God says: I will supply all your needs (Philippians 4:19) You say: "I'm afraid" God says:

Water Or Coke?
Water or Coke? WATER 1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. 2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often mistaken for hunger. 3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as much as 3%. 4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University of Washington study. 5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue. 6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers. 7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page. 8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer. 9. If you have chronic headaches or migraines, suck down a 20oz bottle

True Love
This is a poem I wrote for someone who consumes my heart, soul and every thought.. Tell me what ya think! Butterflies flutter within me, At just one thought of you, Lightheaded I become, could this really be true? Is there truly someone made for me? Someone faithful who will love me for who I am, Could this really be? Curiosity brought us together, longing for true love, A friend, a lover, a soul mate, sent from up above, Fate is what I call it, or some say destiny, Whatever the word I’m looking for, Were you really meant for me? I cannot shake this feeling, I do not want it to end, I am so blessed because of you, My very special friend., Unlike any other, not typical in any way, You’re different from the rest, No matter what they say, I feel you with my body, my soul and with my heart, I knew you were an angel right from the very start, When I heard your

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr
fuck fuck fuck, did i mention fuck. Hook up my mom's and step dad's surround sound to the box, I get from her why didn't you get it earlier, and it was working yesterday and today it's pixilated(sp), and i'm getting cussed out by her for that, shit fuck

Lalala
Sometimes... it would be great if certain things in life didnt get so complicated or ... wutever i guess. Anywho... I reeeeeeeeeealy want back into my apartment. On the plus side i FINALLY got a computer. No more running to the parents house, and i can stay on it as late as i want. Of course tho i do gottz to let my roomie use it to cuz that would just be unfair and plus i love her.. so she gets to use it!! Other then that im hoping to find out if the landlord knows when i will be able to get back into my apartment... im hoping its not gonna take forever, but they started ripping up the carpet now to.. *sigh* stupid broken pipelines... My weekend was... well... peachy i guess. I really needed friday night tho. Thank god megan invited me. *grins* Love ya all.

Top 10 Things To Ponder
Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 - Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich! Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND T

Slayer-angel Of Death
1. Angel Of Death [Lyrics & Music - Hanneman] Auschwitz, the meaning of pain The way that I want you to die Slow death, immense decay Showers that cleanse you of your life Forced in Like cattle You run Stripped of Your life's worth Human mice, for the Angel of Death Four hundred thousand more to die Angel of Death Monarch to the kingdom of the dead Sadistic, surgeon of demise Sadist of the noblest blood Destroying, without mercy To benefit the Aryan race Surgery, with no anesthesia Feel the knife pierce you intensely Inferior, no use to mankind Strapped down screaming out to die Angel of Death Monarch to the kingdom of the dead Infamous butcher, Angel of Death Pumped with fluid, inside your brain Pressure in your skull begins pushing through your eyes Burning flesh, drips away Test of heat burns your skin, your mind starts to boil Frigid cold, cracks your limbs How long can you last In this frozen water burial? Sewn together, joining heads J

Slayer-dead Skin Mask
5. Dead Skin Mask [Hanneman/Araya] Graze the skin with my finger tips The brush of dead cold flesh pacifies the means Provocative images delicate features so smooth A pleasant fragrance in the light of the moon [CHORUS] Dance with the dead in my dreams Listen to their hallowed screams The dead have taken my soul Temptation's lost all control Simple smiles elude psychotic eyes Lose all mind control rationale declines Empty eyes enslave the creations Of placid faces and lifeless pageants In the depths of a mind insane Fantasy and reality are the same Graze the skin with my finger tips The brush of dead warm flesh pacifies the means Incised members ornaments on my being Adulating the skin before me Simple smiles elude psychotic eyes Lose all mind control rationale declines Empty eyes enslave the creations Of placid faces and lifeless pageants

Pics
Just wanted to start out the blog with a little survey. I've been thinking about putting some "pics" on here, but don't know if it is appropriate to post those kinds of pics. I know women post pics of themselves all the time, but do women want to see the same types of pics of men? Drop me a line and let me know and I will decide. Thanks for all the love. PEACE

Drama Ick
I wonder if there is some point to peoples endless drama, and mind games. such things are so immature and rather disgusting and ontop of that useless, they serve no pupose other then bullshit. Perhaps it gives them some ammusement perhaps some wierd sense of satisfaction who knows, all I can really say is thank god for the block and delete buttons lol

Aug 12
Daily Horoscope: Libra For August 12,2007 Try not to take life so seriously today -- nobody else is! If anything, it's a great time to kick back, enjoy what you've got, and ponder what more you want out of life. The answers may surprise you.

Need My Zombies!!!
To my new family.....thank you for welcoming me and for the support in my first contest....to everyone else who has been bombing....TY i appreciate it..... Shell, Browneyes, Gordo, BAMA, LETHAL, And DEVILS PLAYBOY and LILL rocked me out!! BLAZIN BOMBERS member DEVILISH ANGEL!! YOU ROCK!! BUT I NEED MY ZOMBIE FIX!!! LOL>>>>>>GUYS COME BLOW ME THE F**K UP!!! I NEED IT!!!!! HOLLA AT YOUR BOY!!! BRAINS TASTE YUMMY!!!

9,675,000,000 Ppl In This World && Yet I Ended Up With Your Crazy Ass As A Friend?
9,675,000,000 ppl in this world && yet i ended up with your crazy ass as a friend? damn, im lucky! send this to everyone you love. get 1 back - ppl feel sorry for you get 2 back - you have a couple true friends get 3 back - you aight get 4 back - your loved get 5 back - your adored get 6 or more - damn your a celebrity

True Homies .........
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U! ..._...|..____________________, , ....../ ..---___________----_____|]= ...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/ .....), ---.(_(__) / ....// (..) ), ----" ...//___// ..//___// .//___// WE TRUE HOMIES WE RIDE TOGETHER WE DIE TOGETHER send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. Count how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

Changing My Name
Ive been compared to many people in my life.. however.. I have never been given examples.. Today.. was definately a first... I have been compared in everyway possible to Lestat. The legendary Vampire from Anne Rice's novels. I dont know if I should be ammused.. or insulted... LOL... then again.. everyone did make valid points in the comparison... LOL..

Racism
My comments on the subject in the mumms 2007-08-12 22:04:25 #40 of 52 Arischer Prinz and 317718, When people make a distinction between races, even if it's "for breeding" it is racism. Ever heard of segregation (sp)?? come on people it's 2007, don't you think it's time to open your minds a little bit??? Racism is just plain wrong!!!! 2007-08-12 22:11:56 #45 of 52 You can call me dumb all you want, it wont change the fact that racism is wrong. "We do not hate, we just choose to keep our heritage strong." What kind of crap is that??? Don't you know that in your heritage somewhere along the way, many races came together??? What does it matter that the person be white, black, yellow with blue polka dot, people are people regardless of any of that, if you cant see past that it's you thats dumb!!!

Happiness
Rob Thomas When The Heartache Ends It's never easy and you never know What leaves you crying And what makes you whole There ain't no way that I can hold it down Falling to pieces Forever in doubt But it's alright Why don't you tell me again How you'll still be there When the heartache ends It's alright Why don't you tell me my friend How you'll be with me When the heartache ends There ain't nobody who can show you how To find the surface when you're underground There ain't no blanket that can hide this cold There ain't no memory That ever gets old And I move all directions To the corners and the outskirts While the lovers and the lonely Start to whisper all about me And if I stand here silent I almost start to feel you fading in Telling me hold on Cuz it's gonna be alright Say you'll be with me When the heartache ends

The Media
WAS WATCHING ALL THE SOLDIERS DEAD ON CNN AND OUR MEDIA CONSUMES, CRAP! The movie ran through me The glamour subdue me The tabloid untie me I'm empty please fill me Mister anchor assure me That Baghdad is burning Your voice it is so soothing That cunning mantra of killing I need you my witness To dress this up so bloodless To numb me and purge me now Of thoughts of blaming you Yes the car is our wheelchair My witness your coughing Oily silence mocks the legless Now traveling in coffins But on the corner The jury's sleepless We found your weakness And it's right outside our door Now testify With precision you feed me My witness I'm hungry Your temple it calms me So I can carry on My slaving sweating the skin right off my bones On a bed of fire I'm choking on the smoke that fills my home The wrecking ball rushing My witness your blushing The pipeline is gushing While here we lie in tombs While on the corner The jury's s

Love And Beyound
Love and Beyond I've known you for only a short period of time, but I feel as if I've known you forever. I tremble with joy at your every touch. The feel of your hand taking mine - I want you to hold it forever. I glow with happiness every time you're near. I want you near me now, I want to be with you forever. My knees grow weak in your loving arms. I want to stay there, I want you to hold me forever. My body melts with every kiss you give. Just the thought of your lips on mine - I want you to kiss me forever. My heart jumps to know how much you care. Knowing that it is so much more - I want you to love me forever. There are times when words aren’t enough feelings can’t always be put into words; because they are inadequate and often escape us sometimes, there are only feelings. There are times when all you need is a look; a silent, wordless connection between souls an understanding that needs no translation a natural, knowing stare that says

My Brother
Ok heres whats happening with me right now. My brother who is proudly serving his country just told me that hes going to afghanistan for 6 mths or longer. He was stationed in Irag for 9 mths about 9 mths ago. I was talking to him and getting all the info on when hes leaving and where hes going and he jumped my shit because he didn't want to talk about deployment. Which I understand but at the same time shouldn't he understand where I am comming from. I mean I raised him because our peice of shit mother whose a whore was out screwing anyone that had a dick. And left us by ourselves. I was only 5 when he was a baby and so I have taken care of him my whole life. I guess I have to understand him and why he didn't want to talk about it but instead of yelling at him I just got off the computer and have been in a depressed mood ever since. Well Guys I will let you go just had to get this all out before I went completely apeshit.

My Friends
Hi my babes.. I am not around much as I have been quite ill.. I am having test etc.. fingers crossed they will get to the bottom of it .. at the moment can't stay on the comp much as it hurts my eyes.. will come back as soon as I can. best wishes to you all and hope you are having fun.. love to you all and loads of hugz.. Alexia xxxx

Saggo!
SAGITTARIUS November 23 - December 22 Ruling Planet: JUPITER, God of money, luck and good times between the sheets. Sagos are playful, laid back and oh-so fun to party with. They are wild, and may be the BADDEST party people you ever meet! One thing to be wary of is that Sagos like to talk BULLSHIT! Don't believe everything they tell you because they are kings at 'talking it up'.Sagos probably make better friends than lovers, but if you happen to score a one-nighter with them,be prepared to do stuff you've NEVER done before!Sagos are spontaneous and adventurous and most have probably been caught doing it somewhere public. When they find the right lover, they will give it 100% as long as the commitment is returned. FAVE POSITION: They are up for anything. Quality AND Quantity. BEST SEX TOY: Handwrite a sexual fantasy of yours and leave it on their pillow. You'll be surprised at what happens next! SAGITTARIAN FEMALE IN BED The Sago woman is a handful! She changes

Quit My Job
So I put in my notice yesterday that today was going to be my last day and strangely, I have never been happier. I was really starting to get tired of all the morons that came to Wal-Mart, walk halfway down the checkout lane just to ask me if I was open. Well, no shit moron. Do you think that I am standing here for my own enjoyment? What is with these people. Do they take stupid pills for breakfast or something? Anyway, no more of that. Thank God. I still think that they need to put up a buzzer at the doors and lets people know if they are stupid or not. Well, I'm done ranting for now.

What Kind Of Bride Will You Be?
You Will Be a Traditional Bride! You're the type of girl who is feminine, old fashioned, and totally traditional. You've been dreaming of your wedding day since you were young And you can't wait to be a princess in your big white gown. It's likely that you'll have a big family wedding and take your husband's name While a huge affair will be fun, just don't go all Bridezilla about the color of your napkins! What Kind of Bride Will You Be?

Religion..what Do U Think?!
does anyone else not see that alot of the worlds hate comes from religion?! i mean i know we are allowed to practice what we wish and thats all well and good. though i have yet to hear of a religion that allows us to be who we are. they preech love and equality, but when you break it down....whites have their's and same for minorities. and so many different types of religions, but they never try and understand the next mans religion other than to say its wicked in its own way. well, wicked by who's standards?! not mine, and i'm sure there are others who feel the same way i do. the only way our world will ever be peaceful is thru understanding other cultures. we fear and tend to shy away like kids to what we don't understand. i would love to know what other people actully think about organized religion today, and when you respond to this keep in mind all the wars, all the innocent lives lost in the name of someones version of GOD.

Come Lay Ur Head Down
come lay ur head down on my chest.. feel my arms wrap u in comfort.. let me run my hand throw ur hair.. an humm to u till u know its safe to cry.. listin to my heart beat softly.. helping u calm ur storms.. knowing ur in the arms of some one that cares more then u could ever think.. how i wish i could whip these troubled times from ur life.. how i would fight any one to make sure not one ounce of pain comes to u and the people u love.. If only it was so simple to hold u in my arms.. to wipe the tears from ur eyes.. to just send u as much love as i can.. to let u know, ur not alone.. ur one of the strongest people i know.. an even the strong need to be held close to some ones heart that cares about them.. so come. come to me my sweet friend.. come let me hold u in my arms.. to hold u throw this storm.. i will keep u safe.. i will try and push the strom away.. to see the sun shine on ur face again.. an know that life is well..

The Day Seattle Died
Turn all the lights down low Try to fade your apathy Made up a world where you can even be you Star in a tragedy Shadowed voice on an open court And light up around the world just to hear you scream Blown away by fame We could all feel the shotgun hit the floor Never mind in faith If you can't believe Drowning in misery The nightmare begins when you close the door You sat in your angry chair and just tried to be you The needle became your queen The drug had become your enemy And music was just a way for you to bleed Blown away by fame We could all feel the shotgun hit the floor Never mind in faith If you can't believe Blown away by fame We could all feel the shotgun hit the floor Never mind in faith If you can't believe and you won't believe and he can't believe Blown away by fame We could all feel the shotgun hit the floor Never mind in faith If you can't believe Blown away by fame We could all feel the shotgun hit the floor Never mind in fa

I'm Gonna Miss Her
Well I love her But I love to fish I spend all day out on this lake And hell is all I catch Today she met me at the door Said I would have to choose If I hit that fishin' hole today She'd be packin' all her things And she'd be gone by noon Well I'm gonna miss her When I get home But right now I'm on this lakeshore And I'm sittin' in the sun I'm sure it'll hit me When I walk through that door tonight That I'm gonna miss her Oh, lookie there, I've got a bite Now there's a chance that if I hurry I could beg her to stay But that water's right And the weather's perfect No tellin' what I might catch today Well I'm gonna miss her When I get home But right now I'm on this lakeshore And I'm sittin' in the sun I'm sure it'll hit me When I walk through that door tonight That I'm gonna miss her Oh, lookie there, I've got a bite Yeah, I'm gonna miss her Oh, lookie there, I've got a bite

Things That Piss Me Off!!
The Pillsbury doughboy is "way" too happy considering he has no genitals. Also, I hate the comparison of him to myself. I`m tired of little kids running up to me in the mall and to and shoving their fingers into my belly button waiting for me to giggle... get out of here before I shove my orange julius up your ass!! When something is "new and improved," which is it? If it`s new, then there has never been anything before it. If it`s an improvement, then there must have been something before it. Make up your fucking minds!!! People who are willing to get off their ass to search the room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. When people say, "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." What good is a damn cake you can`t eat? What, should I eat someone else`s cake instead? When people say, "It`s always in the last place you look." Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you`ve found it? Do people do this? Who

So Cold
Crowded streets all cleared away One by One Hollow heroes separate As they run You're so cold Keep your hand in mine Wise men wonder while Strong men die [Chorus] Show me how it end it's alright Show me how defenseless you really are Satisfy an empty inside That's alright, let's give this another try If you find your family, don't you cry In this land of make-believe, dead and dry You're so cold, but you feel alive Lay your hands on me one last time [Chorus x2] It's alright [x9]

Daily Horoscope: Libra For August 14,2007
You're feeling like letting bygones be bygones, and most likely your old friends are as well. Declare a general amnesty for all old slights and ring up those people you haven't spoken with in far too long.

A Guy Walks Into A Bar..
A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, "You can come in, but don't start anything!" A man walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer before problems start!" Again, the man orders a beer again saying, "Give me a beer before problems start!" The bartender looks confused. This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bartender is totally confused and asks the man "When are you going to pay for these beers?" The man answers, "Now the problems start!" A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer down and says, "For you, no charge!" A kangaroo walks into a bar. He orders a beer. The bartender says, "That'll be $10. You know, we don't get many kangaroos coming in here, you know." The kangaroo says, "At $10 a beer, it's not hard to understand." A hamburger walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here." A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So, why the long face?" A guy walks

Betrayed
Betrayed Feeling betrayed, forgotten Contributed so much Only provoking pain upon myself Kindness…leads to betrayal most of the time When will I ever learn? Why can’t things be like they used to be? And yet I shed tears for you Even though you definitely don’t deserve them Just don’t want to feel alone Anger builds inside Was it all just fabrication? Trust only Fraud You have permanently disgraced all we were -© J.Bendiksen

Heres The Skinny
After six months of giving her a so many chances I finally let her go! I cooked healthy gourmet meals for her everyday. Cleaned her apartment and gave her pedicures and theraputic massages. I gave her the world! She lived like an Empress! Loaned her money and she puts a down payment on that damn freaken expensive sports car. Do I have the word sucker written on my forehead? She thought she could manage the car payment since I covered the rest. Now shes got her rent and insurance and the car payment and no money left over. My taxes is more than what she makes per year. Im soo gone and shes in trouble again! Calling me and asking for help! Nope Im not going to make the same mistake twice. All she had to do is was be nice to me and she failed miserably. Never has she appoligized for the way she treated me! I did everything for her and she thought she was on easy street! How hard is it to be a pleasant person when you live the dreams most people would die to have? Talk about Dumb! Its over

These Days Lyrics
Hey baby, is that you? Wow, your hair got so long Yeah, yeah, I love it, I really do 'Norma Jean', ain't that the song We'd sing in the car Drivin' downtown, top down Making the rounds Checking out the bands on Doheny Avenue Yeah, life throws you curves But you learned to swerve Me I swung and I missed And the next thing ya know I'm reminiscin' dreaming old dreams Wishing old wishes Like you would be back again I wake up in tear drops They fall down like rain I put on that old song we danced to and then I head off to my job Guess not much has changed Punch the clock Head for home Check the phone, just in case Go to bed Dream of you That's what I'm doing these days Someone told me after college You ran off to Vegas You married a rodeo cowboy Why, that ain't the girl I knew Me I've been a few places Mostly here and there once or twice Still sortin' out life, but I'm doing alright Yeah, it's good to see you too Well hey girl, you're late And t

What Color Do You Need?
You Need Some Orange in Your Life Orange will make you feel open, lively, and artistic. And with a little orange, you will project an aura of friendliness. If you want bolder experiences, you've got to get a little orange in your life! For extra punch: Combine orange with red or yellow The downside of orange: It's too powerful and unusual for some people to deal with The consequences of more orange in your life: You will become more creative in almost every aspect of your life You will find humor in the most serious and dismal situations You will feel like life is exciting, even when you're doing ordinary things What Color Do You Need?

A Heartfelt Plea
No matter how hard I seem to try, My love for you won't wither, or die, Though from pain I do try to hide, Tis like Canute trying to stem the tide, In truth my heart is but a sorry mess, Beating still but under some duress, It took time for my eyes to see clearly, What my stupidity cost me so dearly, My mind is full of dreams, and some hope that time will pass that we will cope, but my heart does so dearly wish to be joined once again, just you and me The problems that seemed so fraught, with time now no longer seem import, to start again, is it really such a crime, when really, I should have given you time In an age where you can fly the way in something less than a full day say you would like to make a new start know you are just 24 hours from my heart My heartfelt plea, time it must end the house and dogs I must attend but think again, could love find a way, in each others arms, in the sun, each day

Every Parent Should Know *magic Eraser*
KEEP AWAY FROM KIDS*** Magic Erasers-Very Important Ok, I'm sending this out to everyone so they don't make the same mistake I made. I'm so embarrassed that this happened but I want you all to be aware of what can happen. This was caused by a magic eraser sponge. I have let both kids erase their crayon marks off the walls and never even thought the sponges would have this kind of chemical in them that would cause this kind of burn or even hurt them. Learn from my mistake. You can't even imagine how bad I feel that this happened to Kolby. Pass this along to anyone who has kids or grandchildren. Karlee Kolby 24 hours after being burned by a magic Eraser sponge. It was much worse yesterday. My sister found this article about another child that was burned by the same kind of sponge. Chemical Burns to Children If you are a parent or grandparent, this post is meant to save your loved ones from the horror one of our friends went through. Here is the email we received -

Are You In Love???
Are you in love... when you wake up an he's the first thing on your mind when he kisses you and your knees get weak when your with him an everything just seems to fade away when there's not many of him you can find when he's the only one you wanna freak when its with him you wish to stay when you want to take it to the next level when you wanna be more than just his girl when you hug him and you don't wanna let go when you know your his little devil when he says "I love you baby!"and your heart begins to swirl WHEN YOUR IN LOVE YOU JUST KNOW

Concert Memories - Led Zeppelin
(Originally posted to my "real" blog on 4/30/07 - Want the link? Throw me a shout.) April 30, 1977 - Led Zeppelin breaks the record for the largest attendance for a single-act show in the Pontiac Silverdome with 76,229 in attendance. I was indeed one of the 76,229 fortunate souls, and arguably the happiest person in the entire stadium. I was 15 at the time - ridiculously naive, yet still pretending that I'd seen it all, done most of it, and perfected a lot of it. Led Zeppelin was my favorite band. Actually, it still is my favorite band. One of the things I miss the most about being a teenager is experiencing the sheer joyful rapture that a certain band could bring to you. Those days are gone forever for me now, but I still have a ton of memories. I've seen the original Elton John band; Alice Cooper, back in the days when he was still thought of as a menace; I was fortunate enough to see Freddie Mercury and Queen several times; I've probably seen Kiss more times than I've attended

Help Please!! From Everyone?!
Ok this wont take you long. I just want lists (not long ones) of songs that make you sad...maybe even sad enough to make you cry. you know the emotional ones that u connect to? please please please!! love you all!! xx

6 Weird Things About Me:
6 weird things about me: 1>Well, I Like to eat CornDogs with Syrup... Everyone thats around me says its grose..but I love it so, I works for me..=) 2>My Brother and my friend Samantha Are my true best friends... they are the only ones I could ever really tell everything too with out feeling like they would judge me. 3>I Was at work one day.. and my delivery driver was makin Deliverys(der) , and Footloose came on the raido and I started Dancing in the store... When my Driver pulled up and caught me..LoL.. I was so embarrased I had sad my foot was falling asleep so I had to wake it up..HEhe Not the best cover up! 4>I hate my feet. There so ugly.. there fat, and round..lol.. I would never go get a pedicure..I think I would scare the lady..Im very self councious about stuff like that. 5>I have never been to a live concert EVER.Just a thought(It'd be a nice gift..lol) I guess its somthing to put on my ToDo List. 6>I am obsessed with stickers.. I can't stop buying them.. ev

Break Your Heart...... Barenakedladies
The bravest thing I've ever done Was to run away and hide But not this time, not this time And the weakest thing I've ever done Was to stay right by your side Just like this time, and every time I couldn't tell you I was happy when you were gone So I lied and said that I missed you when we were apart I couldn't tell you, so I had to lead you on But I didn't mean to break your heart And if I always seem distracted Like my minds somewhere else That's because it's true, yes it's true it's this stupid pride that makes me feel Like I have to follow through Even half-assedly, loving you Why must I always speak in terms of cowardice? When I guess I should have just come out and told you right from the start Why must I always tell you all I want is this? I guess 'cause I didn't want to break your heart And you said What'd you think that I was gonna do, Curl up and die just because of you? I'm not that weak, you know What'd you think that I was gonna do, Try to make

A Link Between Gastric Problems And Cancer?
Q: I was diagnosed with stomach inflammation, diverticulosis, hiatus hernia, and internal and external hemorrhoids. In short, I'm a gastric mess! Are there any dangers to my health, such as a tendency to develop cancer of the stomach or colon? — Marissa, New Jersey A: Stomach and colon cancers are associated with different risk factors. Helicobacter pylori — the bacteria that can cause ulcers — is the most important risk factor for stomach cancer. This bacterium, which also causes gastritis, is so common that an estimated 60 to 70 percent of the world's population is infected. However, only a small fraction of infected patients develop stomach cancer. In the United States, both Helicobacter pylori infection and stomach cancer are much less common than in underdeveloped countries. If your stomach is inflamed, get tested for the presence of Helicobacter pylori and get treated if it's found. The excessive use of nitrites/nitrates have also been associated with stomach cancer. In

Well Wishes
I'm back on the buying market again and I've already lost a house to a higher bidder-- even though I offered 2k over asking. So everyone send me good wishes that I get this little house I'm making an offer on tonight!!! I don't want to rent anymore!!! You can all come over and get in the hot tub...

( Cherokee ) O'siyo Oginalii Tsilugi ..... Hello Friends Welcome!
I copied this from a friend..... Wakan Tankan Nici Un ( May the Great Spirit walk with you ) ( CHEROKEE ) Yigaquu osaniyu adanvto adadoligi nigohilvi nasquv utloyasdi nihi ( May the Great Spirit's Blessings Always Be With You ) ( CHEROKEE )Afrika Ho! Mitakuye Oyasin ( " We Are All Related " ) ( CHEROKEE ) Ea Nigada Qusdi Idadadvhn ( " All My Relations In Creation " ) Trouble no one about their religion; respect others in their view and demand that they respect yours. ~ Chief Tecumseh ~ " When the Earth is sick, the animals will begin to disappear, when that happens, The Warriors of the Rainbow will come to save them. ~ Chief Seattle ~ Brother, you say there is but one way to worship and serve the Great Spirit. If there is but one religion, why do you white people differ so much about it? Why not all agreed, as you can all read the Book? ~ Sogoyewapha, " Red Jacket" - Senaca ~

Necros
REDBURN, VT—Next week, Thomas Holwell will be released from prison, having served a six-year sentence for disinterring and sexually assaulting 17 corpses. He will move back to Redburn—and the news is not sitting well with the town's substantial dead population. As a precautionary measure, the town morgue will fill the orifices of all John and Jane Does with concrete. "The people I've dealt with here seem really tense," said Henry Phelps, chief mortician at Redburn's Shady Grove Cemetery, the final resting place for many one-time residents of this sleepy New England community. "A lot of them were alive six years ago, when all that horrible stuff went on. I sense a nervous edge in them that goes way beyond rigor mortis." "Until now, when people died, they felt that their corpses would be safe because Holwell would always be behind bars," said John Cullums, owner of Cullums Family Funeral Home. "But they were wrong. Dead wrong." Shady Grove Cemetery officials have already hi

Just Wanna Say...............
hiya fubar peeps how ya all doin just wanna say thank u 2 all the people that sent me birthday comments and the all the birthday gifts and thank you 2 all the people that commented and voted on my last mum. thanks guys much love lisa jane

Get Over It...
A guy was trying to console a friend who'd just found his wife in bed with another man. "Get over it, buddy," he said. "It's not the end of the world." "It's all right for you to say," answered his buddy. "But what if you came home one night and caught another man in bed with your wife?" The fella ponders for a moment, then says, "I'd break his cane and kick his seeing-eye dog in the ass."