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Estate Planning
When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune >>when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a >>woman to enjoy it with. >> >>So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted >>the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. >>Her natural beauty took his breath away. >>"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked >>up to her, "but in just a month or two, my father will die, >>and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." >> >>Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, >>three days later, she became his stepmother. >> >>Women are so much smarter than men.

Love And Romance
The River Down at the river, as the wind blew thru her hair, It was as if a Goddess was standing there. Her eyes they sparkled, as tho diamonds were in her eyes, All I really remember is how she made me feel inside. I felt like a young school boy seeing his first love, Feelings swept thru my being as clouds moving in the wind above. We didn't say a word, yet we knew what we did say. All we had to do is look each others way. I think on that day our souls were joined, mixed and entwined, regardless what would happen, we were soulmates, till the end of time. With each passing day, that moment at the river grew, In my heart I felt love, as if for the first time, My heart felt happiness again, it seemed so right. A woman, A Lady, A moment in time, When down by the river our souls were combined. I know whatever happens, there will never be a day, when my heart and being, doesn't think of her in this way. Even tho we're apart, my heart still shines, when I think of t

It's All Coming Back To Me Now By Celine Dion
There were nights when the wind was so cold That my body froze in bed If I just listened to it Right outside the window There were days when the sun was so cruel That all the tears turned to dust And I just knew my eyes were Drying up forever I finished crying in the instant that you left And I can't remember where or when or how And I banished every memory you and I had ever made But when you touch me like this And you hold me like that I just have to admit That it's all coming back to me When I touch you like this And I hold you like that It's so hard to believe but It's all coming back to me (It's all coming back, it's all coming back to me now) There were moments of gold And there were flashes of light There were things I'd never do again But then they'd always seemed right There were nights of endless pleasure It was more than any laws allow Baby Baby If I kiss you like this And if you whisper like that It was lost long ago But it's all comi

Some Notable Quotes From George Bush 1 Westpoint Speech 93..
some notable quotes from George Bush 1 WestPoint speech 93.. ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Wendy Bird Date: 09 Oct 2007, 08:05 America's role in the world. U.S. Department of State Dispatch, 10517693, 1/11/93, Vol. 4, Issue 2some notable quotes from George Bush 1:we see disturbing signs of what this new world could become if we are passive and aloof. We would risk the emergence of a world characterized by violence -- characterized by chaos -- one in which dictators and tyrants threaten their neighbors; build arsenals brimming with weapons of mass destruction; and ignore the welfare of their own men, women, and children. And we could see a horrible increase in international terrorism, with American citizens more at risk than ever before.We cannot and we need not allow this to happen. Our objective must be to exploit the unparalleled opportunity presented by the Cold War's end -- to work toward transforming this new world into a new world order,

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Killer Music!
This is an album from 1990....It's big hair music I know,but it totally rocks out!....The band is called Tokyo Blade...The album is titled:No Remorse,you need to go an check it out!..I swear you won't go away disappointed!....5-Inch Catwalk is totally rawkin!......Rawk on dudes an dudettes!

Another Great Read Re: The War
Another assessment of where the US stands in relation to the Middle East problems, this one is from the guy who had his finger on the nuclear trigger for three years as head of our defense and response complex buried under Cheyenne Mountain at Colorado Springs. He was the only person who could initiate a nuclear attack after advising the sitting president of a missile launch by our enemies and our need to respond. No political or civilian type in the US had more knowledge about day to day military actions around the world. Everyone should find quiet time to read this. As far as I am concerned, it is exactly the direction we should go and the consequences of not doing so are well thought out. John R. (Jack) Farrington Major General, USAF (Retired) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Middle East Imperative BY: JIM CASH, Brig. Gen., USAF, Ret. I wrote recently about the war in Iraq and the larger war against radical Islam, e

Save Me
Save me from myself I call out But no one hears my plea Burn my candle fast from both ends Nightmares grow from dreams You don't know, you can't see through my eyes So you don't know me You don't know what's going through my mind But can you help me Save me from myself if you ever really cared Save me from myself, tell me you're not scared Intensity that grows within me Reflections of my pain I'll create or I'll destroy But either way it's always in my veins You don't know, you can't see through my eyes So you don't know me You don't know what's going through my mind But can you help me Save me from myself if you ever really cared Save me from myself, tell me you're not scared Save me from myself, if you ever really cared Save me from myself, tell me you're not scared Save me from myself, if you ever really cared Save me from myself, tell me you're not scared Save me from myslef, if you ever really cared Save me from myself,

Walk The Streets
i walk the streets thinking of you all i see is your smile in my mind and all i do is smile i sit down and write you but never hear back i do not know if u read them or not i guess maybe you forgot i walk the streets dreaming of you i think i hear your voice oh hell its just someone else making other noise, my mind is on you so i keep walkin thestreets..its cold andwet out here...do not worry my love, iam almost near 2007

Is It A Guy Thing
Is it a guy thing to look at naked women on the net . when they have a women at home And not want to make love to her . and is it a guy thing to lie and say it is always a pop up when you catch them on it .

My Son
my son is weird, he is walking around with a hairbrush sticking out of his mouth, yesterday her tried to see how much stuff he could shove under the seat of his dad's chair. also he does this super cute and funny happy dance

Funny As Hell
Okay...I'm a pretty honest guy and if I am rating a picture then I am going to call it as I damn well see it. I have yet to rate anyone below a 7, but let's face it, not everyone is a 10. I hate it when people get pissed off because you were honest, so they rate you as a one (I can roll with the punches) and then block you. What a fucking loser! Be honest when you vote or go the fuck to another site! PERIOD!!!

Far Away
Far away,Too far,I can't go on,Yet I love him.His existence seems unreal,Almost a dream,Why do I put myself through this?Because I love him,And he loves me.What will I doTo pass the time?I will think of him,But that causes painAlong with the happiness.But I must think of him,My mind will not focusOn anything else.Time drags so slowly,10, hours or days?I do not know.All I know,it is too long,to be awayfrom him.I want to fall into him,lose myself in himBe one with him.He is my lightIn the darkness,I would go to him,But distance is,A cruel thing.The phone rings,"No I can't come out tonight"They ask why but I,can't tell the truth,They would only laugh,"I have business to attend to,Goodbye".I am alone again,Unseeing,Unthinking,Unwanting,Except for his warm skinClose to mine.My whole body screams,Let him come to me,But he can't,Or won't?"He would come if he could,Wouldn't he?Maybe he..."But the thought is too terrible,He wouldn't,I know him,He loves me.I smile again,Our love is tangible,A li

Letters To Mommy And Daddy
Our dauther wrote us a letter tonight and in it it said.... I love you and always will and if I were to stop it would make me sad. P.S. Please don't ever stop loving me. Awwwwwwww ofc we told her that would NEVER happen we could never stop loving such a sweet girl like her. :-D Talk about a heart warmer.

Iraq
I just found out that one of my guy friends is going back to Iraq for the forth time. As if that's not bad enough he just got married a little over 3 or 4 months ago so he is a newlywed and a new father to his wife's 2 boys. His wife is also in the service and if she is sent to Iraq there won't be anyone to look after the kids and that's a really sad thought. With that being said I heard through a mutual friend of mine and theirs that my friend's wife is trying to get pregnant just so she doesn't have to worry about even being called into action and while I can see her stand point at the same time I don't know if I agree with a child being born under circumstances like that, He or she would be a child of connivence rather than a child conceived from an act of love and maybe I am wrong for seeing things that way but I just can't help it.

Trial And Tribulations
i have gone through quite alot of things in my life, the most serious was gettin the stents place in my heart due to having angina attacks (is on my profile). i have loved and been loved, tossed aside like a rag doll, taken thru financial hell by others i have thought who loved me, lost family members dad passed away in 85, mom passed away last year. lost a cousin in Viet Nam, and friends i knew in High school. Yeah my life hasd been a cycle of hell these past life times. Yet i try and prevail over it and sometimes iwin and some times i lose, when i lose i lose hard...i get angry and upset, not like alil kid but in my won way..i sit and contemplate it try to figure it out. and lo and behold i do. am just happy i am alive right now.

Job Applications R Boring Lol
ITS FUNNY I GOT A JOB N INTERVIEW BOTH IN THE SAME DAY WITHIN 5 MINUTES N TODAY THEY EMAILED ME THE APPLICATION. TO APPLY EVEN THO I GOT THE JOB GRRR I GUESS ITS FORMALITY LOL...I HATE FILLING THESE THINGS OUT LOL IVE DONE SO MANY OF THESE. I ESPECIALLY HATE THE ESSAY PART BUT ITS FUN LOL BUT HEY LOL ATLEAST I KNOW AFTER I FILL THIS OUT IM OFFICIALLY IN LIKE SIN LOL. I STILL HATE FILLING THESE OUT LOL.. LOVE U ALL MUAHZ TESS

Pink Rose For You
Because you're a beautiful person, I wanted to send something beautiful to you. Because you always fill my world with laughter and happiness, I wanted to send something bright to you. Because our friendship is true, I wanted to send some pink roses to you. It's not much, but I hope this greeting will do. In my own special way, I just wanted to let you know that you're in my thoughts today, and I'm sending some good wishes your way.

Schools, Guns, And Work
So ther was a shooting at a school in Cleveland this afternoon. Two teachers and two stundents were shot. They all survived. There was one student who fell and hurt her knee while running for cover. Everyone will be ok, thankfully. The only one that is dead is the shooter himself. He committed suicide and put the gun in his mouth and shot himself. He was 14 years old. 14 fucking years old. How the hell do these kids get guns at that age? Oh, and he just didn't have one he had TWO. What the fuck? The news reporters kept stating on what he was wearing and it was "a trench coat, black pants, a black Marilyn Manson T-Shirt and black nail polish". What does that have to do with the price of bread? Who cares what this kid was wearing? It had NOTHING to do with what he did. He was an angry kid with a lot of issues who took it out on innocent students and teachers. I never understood why, what a kid wears, has to do with what they did, like shoot up a school. That's just me though. I know a lo

The Postal Service We Don't Hear About
Our 14 year old dog, Abbey, died last month. The day after she died, my 4 year old daughter Meredith was crying and talking about how much she missed Abbey. She asked if we could write a letter to God so that when Abbey got to heaven, God would recognize her. She dictated and I wrote: Dear God, Will you please take special care of our dog, Abbey? She died yesterday and is in heaven. We miss her very much. We are happy that you let us have her as our dog even though she got sick. I hope that you will play with her. She liked to play with balls and swim before she got sick. I am sending some pictures of her so that when you see her in heaven you will know she is our special dog. But I really do miss her. Love, Meredith Claire P.S. Mommy wrote the words after I told them to her. We put that in an envelope with two pictures of Abbey, and addressed it to God in Heaven. We put our return address on it. Then Meredith stuck some stamps on the front (because, as she said, it may take lot

Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns
Subject: Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns ---Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed in my underwear and high-heel shoes, and he was wearing my makeup. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he had dressed in my lingerie because he couldn't find his own underwear. But when I asked him about the make up, he broke down and admitted that he'd been wearing my clothes for six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love h

The Smith Twins
One day this guy was sitting at this bar in Chicago and looks over and sees this guy that looks exactly like him. He says to the guy, “Hey you look just like me!” The other man agrees and asks, “Where are you from?” The first guy answers, “Chicago.” “Me too!” says the second guy, “What street do you live on?” “Forty-Ninth Street,” answers the first guy. “Me too!” says the second guy, becoming increasingly excited. “What's your address?” '951.” “Me too! Wow, this is incredible! What are your parents' names?” “John and Cathy,” says the first guy. “Me too!” shouts the second guy. “I wonder if we're related!?” Meanwhile, the bartenders are changing shifts and the guy coming on asks if anything is new. “No,” says the first bartender, “just the Smith twins, drunk again.”

Trap
I don’t know how to deal With these thoughts in my head My soul begins to peal I’d rather stay in bed It’s the feeling you get when all is said and done It’s the feeling if regret when the song has all been sung It’s the fear behind your eyes when your trying to be brave It’s the knowing that what you lost, you could not save And while it sits in the back of my mind I wonder why that, also, was not left behind For all have gone but me And I have always been too blind to see So as I pull the covers tight And slip into the peaceful night I wander once more into this trap Traveling a road without a map

Almost
Night has come quickly again. The house becomes quiet, As my eyes grow heavy. I imagine a different life, One where you and I are together. It seems so real, I can almost reach out and touch you, But when I go to touch your face, My hand feels nothing. I see you everyday in my mind, I just wish I could see you one more time, In reality. Just you and me. But I know it won’t happen. My life is falling to pieces, One more door is shut, One more friendship lost, And now I have to wait and see, If my unfortunate life, Will once again be joyous.

Highway Sex
She shook out her long brown curly hair as she toweled off from her long, hot shower. Jackie slowly pulled out her favorite white lacy bra, with the half cut cups. She slipped it over her smooth tan shoulders, and pulled on a silky white thong. She was going riding today, and she wanted to be perfect. She finished off with a button up red flannel t-shirt which she tied to show her pierced belly button, and cut-off jean short shorts, which hung low; showing off her white thong when she sat down. She laced up her black high-heeled strappy sandals, which laced up her legs. She shook out her hair once again, making sure to have it hang on her shoulders, showing off the curls. She walked through her apartment, down the stairs, getting whoops and hollers from the guys that live in the same building with their doors wide open, knowing her ritual now. She walked outside and straddled her midnight black Yamaha YZF-R6. She sped down the road, heading for the highway. “one-oh-niner

My Longings
during my younger years, i'm like normal girls who dream of prince charming.. although life have taught me how cruel the world it, at some point i have believe in magic and fairy tales. isn't it nice to dream and hope of an everlasting happines... those days when i was entering my teenage life that i could sit at the corner and imagine my first love.. how he will would make me feel.. the first dance... the first kiss... the first..... would it be nice to go back to those days and be innocent again... but reality is far from that... you can't go on dreaming. wake up and welcome to the real world... although i still haven't made a mistake that i have regret.. but i learned a lot from those people that mattered to me most.. you don't need to touch fire to know that it would hurt... don't let it happen to you know how it feels to be broken... my mother made mistakes, i was with her through all those years.. but she made it.. how happy she is now... i guarded my self

Two Weeks!
With love in my heart The fear deep in my gut Tears in my eyes I know it is you I do not know what you feel Or even what you want These two weeks where of peace The feeling of safty warmth The feeling of home with you Not since I was little Not very often It has been so long I had forgotten These past two weeks I do not know how to say it It was amazing but very enlightening I now know what I want but still out of my reach For see you are still scared To own up to being with me Unsure that you are Is as sure as I am So now I do say You need to figure out What you want to do I love you with all my heart You have all of me Maybe that is just it You need to fight more for me Show me what you want Let me know how you feel Maybe it is time For you open a little to me I do want to thank you It is and was wonderful You are the love of my life I dont ever want to know life without you

Few Questions On My Mind Can U Answer ? Plz>>
I cant do mums yet so im blogging these. 1; How does a man really want to treat a lady ? 2 ; Is Chillivary dead ? 4; Is it wrong for a lady to expect respect always, and treated sometimes delicately when she need ,s to be ? 5 ; Why do some just act bitter or try to hurt others ? 6 ; Do they ( people ) forget about the Golden Rule ? 7; Why do some women treat men like play things , if they themselves want respect from a guy ? 8 ; How many people in here are really looking for a significate other to spend a life time with? 9; How many people in here are just wanting to play the field , never meet the right person for their life? 10 ; Do you know God loves us no matter what ? 11 ; Do you know it takes all to make a world ? 12 ; Do you know if we could stand up speak out and do the right thing out of loving gestures ,Or thoughts and care we as people of all color races and creed and countries could join together, to make and bring about great cha

Why The Rich Stay Rich, Why The Poor Stay Poor
If you really want to solve the problem of financial greef, then go to danijohnson.com Don't worry it is a free website, you will find nothing but answers! After you checked the site out please give me your comments and thoughts!

My Eyes
well latey i have been getting aloota responds about my eyes i wanna know what is so special about then that turns guys on i would say more my tits but whatever so tell me whats my best look on me eyes mouth tits ass or what look at my pics and let me know

More Plans Friday...
Well if the plan with my Master back fires tomorrow, I have a back up plan. Well...my back up plan will be in the morning after I get off of work. I am getting me a booty call. LOL. I have been planning this for a couple of weeks now with this one guy and I finally am gonna meet him tomorrow. He expressed his sexual side which I may be able to hook him up with someone I kno. :) But he wants to try me...the idea that we may be cousins kinda excites him. LOL....Keeping it in the family I guess I should say...LOL....We shall see how that goes. I went to Lion's Den yesterday bought a riding crop and something else I am gonna wear tomorrow. Hehehe...its a surprise. I also got the red thong underwear that Master requested. I got a leash but not the collar...no credit card right now so I can spend my money for one. LOL...Oh well... Well I am gonna get for now...:) I will let you kno how tomorrow goes! :) BOLO! ^..^

Pattycake
Pattycake While you're nailing some girl doggie style and your friend is catching some head off the same girl, you get a quick game of pattycake going. This makes you reminisce of your childhood memories and eases the sight of watching your friend blow his load.

The Atheist And The Marine
THE ATHEIST AND THE MARINE A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine

Just A Feeling Deep Down
DEPRESSED AND DONT KNOW WHY JUST WANT TO CRY DEEP DOWN INSIDE TO BE ALONE OR WITH SOMEONE TO FEEL LOVED BUT YET STILL FEEL NOTHING INSIDE TO FEEL USED AND YET STILL FEEL SOMETHING I'M NUMB AT MY BEST AND ITS BECOMING THE NORM TO EXPLAIN SEX ISNT EVERYTHING BUT WHEN THE SEX DISSAPEARS HE DOES TOO TO BE LEFT IN THE UNKNOWN WITHOUT A REASON WHY SEEMS TO COME NATURALLY SO I AM DEPRESSED AND I DONT KNOW WHY I SIT ALONE WITH NOONE TO LOVE JUST WOUNDERING WHY

Daddys Poem
Daddy's Poem Her hair was up in a pony tail, Her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, And she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, That she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, If she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; She knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates Of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, For her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, She tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school Eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees A dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, For everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, Anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called A student from the class. To introduce their daddy, As seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, Every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching,

History Of The Witch
Witchcraft (from Old English wiccecræft "sorcery, necromancy"), in various historical, anthropological, religious and mythological contexts, is the use of certain kinds of supernatural or magical powers. A witch (from Old English masculine wicca, feminine wicce, see Witch (etymology)) is a practitioner of witchcraft. The Online Etymology Dictionary states a "possible connection to Gothic weihs "holy" and Ger. weihan "consecrate," and writes, "the priests of a suppressed religion naturally become magicians to its successors or opponents."Witchcraft still exists in a number of belief systems, and indeed there are many today who self-identify with the term "witch". Witches are traditionally stereotyped as being female, however their male equivalents were also often referred to as witches . Probably the most obvious characteristic of a witch was the ability to cast a spell, a "spell" being the word used to signify the means employed to accomplish a magical action. A spell could co

Call Me Friday
Call Me Friday by aquaglide1 © Call me Friday. No I mean call me on Friday. I’ll be ready for anything. Friday’s the only day worth a goddamn. You’ve got Friday night and 2 days ahead of you. The possibilities are limitless. It’s like when you were in school; at the beginning of a semester…well you remember all the good things you were going to accomplish. Go to class regularly, do your reading assignments all that shit. Uh huh, by Sunday (equals end of semester) all you’ve got, if you’re lucky, is a hangover. Enough philosophizing, Friday doesn’t need any help or analysis, it is pure, it stands alone, a beacon of hope at the end of a shitty week. There I go again. Ok, I unlock the door. The key works the very first time. An omen of good things to come. At the kitchen counter my fingers around the new bottle of tonic water. It is amazing how plastic can be so rigid. I mean all it has in it is liquid, a nice soft substance and air, so where does the rigidity come from? Yeah I kn

Cowgirl And Belle In Vegas
Cowgirl and Belle in Vegas by JorisKHuysmans© I saw her in the valet parking area of one of the big new Vegas hotels. It was like a scene out of a movie--this whole crowd of Southern gals, dressed to the nines with billowy dresses and high heels and big floppy hats, saying goodbye to a toothy blonde bride in white lace. I wasn't looking at the bride, though, but at one of the bridesmaids. She was a giant, six feet tall and what was politely called big-boned. Well, being the rangy cowgirl type myself, I always liked a good-sized woman. Anyway, it was a fair description, she wasn't fat and sloppy, she was large and majestic, long, sturdy trunk-legs propped up in high heels to show there was muscle as well as fat there, a broad bustle of beautifully firm rounded ass, statuesque breasts squeezed up and out to show off a modest, but still flirtingly girlish, amount of cleavage. And her face... like sunshine breaking through a dark day under the shadow of that ridiculous enormous ha

They Should Be Shot!!!
MAKE SURE YOU WATCH THE VIDEO AT THE END Cause some dont get that chance........... SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to spill my milk at dinner last night. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to play with my dolls that long. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to be a mistake.. why can't I eat?SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.i didn't mean to pee in my pants yesterday. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to cry when my bath water was too hot.SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I love you! Why don't you love me back? Why is everything I do wrong?1,504,000 CHILDREN GET ABUSED BY THEIR GUARDIANS. IT'S NOT RIGHT. THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SUFFER. IF YOU THINKCHILD ABUSE IS WRONG YOU CAN HELP BY RE-POSTING.*****YOU HAVE TO PRESS REPLY SO YOU CAN COPY CODE..or comment it

Paslms 23;
The Lord is my shepard ;I shall not want. 2 ; He maketh me to lie down in green pastures, He leadeth me beside the still waters. 3 ;He restoreth my soul, He leadeth me into the path of rightness for his name sake. 4; Yea ,though I walk thru the valley of the shadow of death ;I shall fear no evil, for thou art with me., thy rod thy staff comforth me . 5; Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of thine enemies. 6; Surely goodness and mearcy shall follow me all my days of my life; And I will dwell in the house of the Lord forever. Amen Amen Amen Allehelluia!!!!!!!! God Almighty one : Bless us all thank you for this day and all> Amen!!!!!!!!

Saint Peter
A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off! Or I'll kick the s--t out of all of you!" St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?" "Just a couple minutes ago".

Who Said This?
Who said this? Josef Stalin? Karl Marx? Fidel Castro? (1) "We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." (2) "It's time for a new beginning, for an end to government of the few, by the few, and for the few, and to replace it with shared responsibility for shared prosperity. (3) "(We) can't just let business as usual go on, and that means something has to be taken away from some people." (4) "We have to build a political consensus, and that requires people to give up a little bit of their own turf in order to create this common ground." (5) "I certainly think the free-market has failed." (6) "I think it's time to send a clear message to what has become the most profitable sector in (the) entire economy - that they are being watched." Now you might think these were the famous words of the Father of communism, Karl Marx. And you would be on the right track in thinking so. But you would be wrong. These pearls of socialist/Ma

Poem From A Dear Friend
I feel myself in this anger.....my eyes are black and cold........my tongue is a fire a flame of deadly poison, they wound me and hurt me........i jump back i crouch low to the ground like a lion ready to attack its pray....my hands are ready to tear into there flesh like a tiger.....this fury in raped around my soul like a deadly snake ready to strike i close my eyes in the dark blackness of a cold night. And see the truth of the matter that i was indeed right about her treachery....i am armed and ready i sharpen my blades with this pain in my chest they are sharp as razors and ready to cut there lying tongues form there mouths. I site here in the silence of this sorrow and hear the words of his threats still ringing in my ears. He said i didn't know who i was dealing with, but he made the mistake of thinking i cared........i gave her my love truly and honestly my heart never skipped a beat for her....some people say they have been in so many relationship and true love doesn't exis

Open Your Heart
And when it hurts you know They love to tell you How they warned you They say 'don't be surprised at someone's lies' They think they taunt you But if you can stand the test You know your worst is better Than their best. And so you stand here With the years ahead Potentially calling With open heart Or with a spirit dead You walk on Lies the reason Faith or treason Playing a part End concealing try revealing Open your heart Being an island shying from trying Seems the easy way But there's no future Without tears

Wrote In 5th Grade
Laughter they say is the best medicine I'd say I have to agree when things get heavy and things get tough putting on a smile is not enough You really need to set yourself free enjoy a good laugh a roaring laugh, hee-hee A funny joke may do the trick holding things in proves to make you sick Don't take life too serious It might just make you delirious So take some time and relax I've already gathered the facts Join some friends Laugh your best Life will be easier for all the rest

Pt 109
USS PT-109, an 80-foot ELCO type motor torpedo boat, was placed in service in July 1942 as a unit of Motor Torpedo Boat Squadron FIVE. She was shipped to the Pacific shortly thereafter and in September 1942 was transferred to Motor Torpedo Boat Squadron TWO for service in the Solomon Islands during the ongoing Guadalcanal Campaign. During the last months of 1942 and the first part of 1943, PT-109 was employed on patrols in the waters adjacent to Guadalcanal, as part of an effort to prevent the Japanese from reinforcing their troops on the island. After the Japanese evacuated Guadalcanal in February 1943, PT-109 remained in the Solomons. Following the seizure of Rendova Island, near New Georgia, she was based there with other PT boats, charged with interdicting enemy shipping during the fight to capture New Georgia. While patrolling in Blackett Strait, on the southern side of Kolombangara Island, during the early hours of 2 August 1943, PT-109 was rammed by the Japanese destroyer

45 Things A Girl Wants But Wont Ask For
1. Touch her waist. 2. Actually talk to her. 3. Share secrets with her. 4. Give her your jacket. 5. Kiss her slowly. Are you remembering this? 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her somewhere. 10. Hangout with her and your friends together. KEEP READING 11. Smile with her. 12. Take pictures with her. 13. Pull her onto your lap. 14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. 15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved. Are you thinking of someone? 16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her. 17. Kiss her unexpectedly. 18. Hug her from behind around the waist. 19. Tell her she's beautiful. 20. Tell her the way you feel about her. One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it. 21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts t

Oh Boy Lol
Daily Horoscope: Libra For October 13,2007 You've got a choice to make and both sides have pros and cons. Odds are that it boils down to giving something up to help a friend or family member in need and that you'll end up doing the right thing.

Will She Going Let
me keep rat dog are first dog,we too gether,im going too put some money in what was our checking acont, the cell bill in her name,so i need too at just pay $50 bucks a mo.but i will still put more in than that because i do care,i have too get a new checking acont,what i did all this before i met her,and i keep the bills payed she forget things like paying bill not that she spending it,but she will pay a bill 2 or 3 times,which puts us short.but if its got any thing too do with the horse she wont mess it up. iwould think that our life together was more inpontane than any of a anamals ,i love them too, it hurt me quit a bite when we had too put down her first horse,that was jester.some tell i should just get a devorce,cut it clean.but there not the one that married her when other allso told me she was lazey

The Championship Stays In Russia!!
Holyfield loses to Ibragimov in Moscow Evander Holyfield's quest for a fifth heavyweight title ran into a roadblock Saturday: Sultan Ibragimov. Ibragimov kept his WBO title with a unanimous decision over Holyfield, who turns 45 next week. Fighting before a home crowd, Ibragimov improved his record to 22 wins and one draw with a slick, counter-punching display at the Khodynka Arena. Holyfield dropped to 42-9 with two draws. The judges scored the 12-round fight 118-110, 117-111 and 117-111. Ibragimov, a 32-year-old Russian, will now try and unify the fractured division. The other titles are held by Wladimir Klitschko (IBF), Ruslan Chagaev (WBA) and recently declared champion Samuel Peter (WBC). Holyfield was trying to become the second-oldest heavyweight champion. At 45 and 300 days, George Foreman knocked out Michael Moorer to win the WBA and IBF titles in 1994. This was Holyfield's 23rd title bout in a 20-year heavyweight career in which he has beaten Mike Tyson (twice), Forema

The Bull Shit At Work.
So I work with stupid people and it's my own danm fault. See I'm the fucking idiot that gave those other people credit that they have a brain cell in there dumb little heads. I'm not saying that every one I work with is a dumb shit but most are. I work for a company that will paint the floors twice a year to show off that we haven't done shit for progress. We think that because the company looks "pretty" and that our product "looks" like it will work, that we're fucking great. I'm tried of dealling with the same bullshit and not using my brain. I went to school to learn something and I'm pay my loan and I don't feel like I've gone anywhere. When I started this job you had to have certain criteria to get it. You want to know how you get my fucking job now. You see an add on a board at college and show up to see if you can read and use a computer. (ok so there may be more to it but this is my fucking rant not yours) I had to have a A&P to get a job where I'm at, now you don't even have

Today
today was better than yesterday, i am just glad that soon all this drama will be over and i'll be able to get on with my life, find someone new and just be happy, which is something i need since i havent really been happy for a long time, so hope everyone has had a good day and hope everyone has a fun night The Game

My Love
my love for you will never change, but how can we go back to something that was lost so long ago, the way i feel when your around, i never wanted to hurt you, my pain and yours as one, how can one love someone so much, but hurt them, i try to run to avoid knowing how i really feel, the fact will always be that i love you , but how can i love you if i run away, the feeling i get when you call my name, the way you love me, i could never want another, dancing on the dance floor with you as one person, our hearts, and soul, the way you touch me, makes me want you more, i know its not just lust, the passion, when your eyes meet mine, the way i feel in your arms, as we lay together how can this be, one love one heart, forever loving you,regrets of hurt and pain, but when i look in your eyes it feels so right, in the moment as one, the way you kiss me, keeps me coming for more, the passion, the heat,every dream i have reminds of how things use to be, always wanting what use to ours, how could

I Cry 2 Sleep >poem; Diana
As I lay down to sleep . I just sort a think and weep. Wanting some thing imposible you see. Wanting you to be with me . Yet im sad and so blue .there will come a time, maybe I will be with you. > God knows if and when , but I have to wait till then. So now I shed tears and weep and try to fall off to sleep. Not knowing if it will ever be but holding on to wishes you see. For some day you to be with me. hugs all diana

One Of Those Days. ♥
Its amazing what you can do with a tool of your choice. alone. depressed. your hair sticks to your face from the moisture of your eyes that tells everyone that you've been crying. and the cracked mirror infront of you from when you punched your reflection but unfortunatly it was still there so all you got out of it what a bloody fist. but you were ok with that because the pain was soothing and relaxed your brain so that you only had to focus on not getting blood on your thin white shirt that was pressed against your stomach. its times like these where all you want to do is scream at yourself and ask why your so damn phuked up and again the response is pressing a xacto knife against your skin, pretending that you'll stop after this last time but you know that thats not true so you press down harder. your little brother walks in on you and screams then runs to get mom so she can call 911 and hope that she's not too late. Little sister is crying along with your dad as they take you away t

A Day And The Life Of Me
Well ok time to start this lil journal thingy up. I am new to doing this but hell like everything else i am willing to try it out....i just do not want to be one of those weirdo, emo people. OK so here we go.... As all my friends know already i half way cut my lil finger off in a tragic family fishing trip and had to have surgery to reconnect some tendons on the 5th of October...well here i am now still with stiches in it and i am typing like a champ. This weekend i went to my National Guard Drill weekend ( lol i went from being a fulltime soldier to being a weekend warrior) and used my shitty hand to go shoot my 16 for weapons qualification. i did all right i shot 36 out of 40 and did better than most of the people that had use of both their hands...so i am settling well having not shot a perfect 40 out of 40. My life is getting a little chaotic..i need to find a place to stay soon and i need to get a better job...changing oil sucks ass and i know i can do better and ge

Bombing For Ozzfanatic2
Ozzfanatic2's First Contest! He's bombed you and leveled you, so lets return that love!! Its a no ending date contest however he needs 125,000 comments and he will receive a Happy Hour!!So make sure to click the link and show him some Wicked Love!!

~the T/three Of U/us As O/one T/together~
i love the moments that just happen between U/us, like whenever O/our eyes meet to share an intimate conversation, or when O/one of U/us accidentally brushes up against the O/other in the middle of doing nothing in particular. . . . i love the times when Y/you are thinking exactly what i'm thinking, and the sweet words that come out of Y/your mouth when i'm least expecting them. i love the laughter that always snowballs whenever W/we get E/each O/other started, and all the little ways Y/you touch my heart because Y/you know me so well. . . . i love when You sneak up behind me and wrap Your arms around me, i love Y/your kisses that make me feel so beautiful. i love everything that's inside of Y/you that keeps me falling again and again. . . . i never dreamed i could be so happy, and it's all because of Y/you T/two and what W/we T/three have T/

Monday.......
I think weekends need to be longer.. much longer. Went to see David play soccer on Sat. They lost. Team isn't too good this year. But as long as he has fun that is all that matters. Yesterday I was part of a choir that sang at a 275th anniversary service for the Donegal Presbytery. Not sure how many sang, but they had planned for 200 of us. Service was nice, too long lol, but nice. Since Dad was a minister for so long I knew most of the speakers. Only bad part was that when the choir was done practicing, a guy collapsed on stage. Didn't see it happen. Just heard the screams of his daughter and then saw him laying there. :( They got us out of there pretty quick and an ambulance took him away. Hopefully he is ok. Well I better get to working.

Its Gothics' Bday!!!
Hey all, its my friends' bday today go bomb the hell outta his page and wish him a happy bday!! He also has a lounge where you can come to to wish him well, its called Soldiers Playground!! HAPPY BDAY ED AKA GOTHIC SOLDIER ~†GøThÏ¢†§ø£dî£r†~†ÂÑGÊL'§ BØÐ¥GÙÃRÐ†/†Øwñèr Õƒ SÕLÐÏËR§ MÃRÇHÏÑG GRØÚÑÐ†@ fubar SOLDIER'S PLAYGROUND LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO HANG OUT WITH NO DRAMA AND GREAT FRIENDS AND AWSOME MUSIC ? COME TO SOLDIER'S PLAYGROUND center> ~ NOW HIRING FOR ~ ~ ENFORCERS ~ ~ PROMOTERS ~ ~ GREETERS ~ ~ BARTENDERS ~ ~ DANCERS ~

Death Of A Hero
Tomorrow I will lay to rest a true hero. My Dad, or in reality my step-Dad was a hero. He served in WWII and was wounded on the beaches of Normandy... He was there. He never really talked about it much, you see he was a DAV, his life after the war wasn't much to call successful in terms that most would consider successful, but he passed on to me and my family more than any amount of money could buy. In a way this is my ode to Him. He didn't have to lie, cheat, or steal to be happy with who and what he was. And He passed that to whoever would listen. I was six when Darrell came into my life. We were very poor and I lived with my Grandma with my brother who was nine at the time. Darrell was a rough man, He became an effictive bouncer where my mom was the bartender, in stockyards Okc. His way was straight forward, beit like him or not you always knew where you stood. This kind of example made me realize I could be myself and I didn't have to do, or be anything I didn't want. His life inst

Word Of Enlightenment
No matter how hard things seem to be, don't let it get you down. Just remember that you will always succeed in what you do. When something knocks you down,pick yourself up and continue on. There is always going to be bumps in the road, trials and tribulations,but hey, that is life. akot of poeple say they are happy with their life but in all actuallity they just content with it because that is how they are used to living it. ever notice that the poorest poeple are always the happiest and the rich are always saying they are, but if you look at it in reality, the rich are sad bc they try to hide what is real. But the poor are real and deal with real world shit. No one can say that they live a full and happy life bc there is always going to be something that is going to get in the way, or maybe they are hiding it. Just remember that no one is as good as the next, we are alike in one way or another.

I Think Too Much....
LOL At least I think so. I was listening to some sad love songs today at work. Only station I can get in besides country...LOL. They played a few that made me almost cry...I did say almost. They played Garth Brooks, The Dance. Which that one is a instant tear jerker for me. That one and Friends in Low Places. They have meaning to someone I knew long ago. But dont most songs. So...it brought back bad memories. Hence why I dont listen to Garth Brooks...lol no song has even been worth me listening that he sung that makes me happy...maybe some year. LOL Then I started listening to a few others. The ones I did listen to made me think of my marriage to Jeff. We would have been married 7 years as of the 14th and the 26th we would have been together for 10 years. I just cant believe that he just changed in that instant right after marriage. I mean how many wives do you kno that would set up a FMF 3some? He wouldnt take advantage of it. He wouldnt tell me anything sexua

For You (for Jeff)
I love you more than words could ever say, I feel it growing in my heart each and every day, All this love I feel Has never felt so real You give me something no one has ever given me, It's something you cannot see Love so strong, and so true It makes me think of only you This wonderful feeling you have given me Makes me want to be with you endlessly I want to be in your arms To feel your warm embrace It makes me feel so safe from harm Plus, I love to touch your face I love to look into your eyes To look through your disguise To feel your warm hands within mine As our fingers gently become entwined Your kisses so soft and sweet It makes me crave a thousand more I wonder how your heart keeps a steady beat, Because mine just soars I love the way you let me know How much you love me so I love how much you care The love you show to me is beyond compare, I love the way you smile That compliments your sexy style My eyes are kept on you all the while I lov

The Seven Ceremonies
The Seven Ceremonies by Rob Wood This article represents a brief introduction to the seven sacred ceremonies of the ancient Cherokee. For the most part, this information comes from Tribes that Slumber Indians of the Tennessee Region. It is never a good Idea to present information from a single source, especially with such a complex subject; however, time limited the ability to do more research. Undoubtedly, each ceremony deserves several pages. Hopefully, in subsequent articles more in depth research will be possible, and details from a variety of sources can be included. Two numbers are sacred to the Cherokee. Four is one number, it represented the four primary directions. At the center of their paths lays the sacred fire. Seven is the other and most sacred number. Seven is represented in the seven directions: north, south, east, west, above, bellow, and "here in the center" (Lewis & Kneberg, p. 175), the place of the sacred fire. Seven also represented the seven ancient ceremonie

Cherokee Cook Book
Bean Bread tu-ya ga-du Submitted by Joann Cordell, Eastern Cherokee How bean bread is made. You take wood ashes and pot them in a pot with water. Bring it to heat; add shinny corn, not the other one and boil. Every once in awhile you remove a corn and check it to see if the outer part will slip off. When it's ready, you take it to flowing water, either your spring or now a days to the kitchen tap and rinse off the husk and rinse until water runs clear. Now you gonna pound that corn, while all this is going on you are cooking some beans. People use pinto beans now instead of the old wild beans that grow here in the East but with no salt. Salt makes it crumble. So, when you got the corn all pounded and the beans cooked, you either have your hickory leaves or your corn blades ready to use. If you are using corn blades you have dried from harvest, you pour boiling water over them to make them back flexible. You mix the corn and beans together with a little bean juice an

Make Like A Dolphin
People often ask me, “Chrys, what’s with the dolphin tattoo?” It just doesn’t seem to have any rhyme or reason to fit in with the rest of my tattoos. Sure it, it may not have an Irish / Celtic/ luck theme to it; however it does fit with ME. This was the 2nd tat I got back around 97. It was a night of birthday, good parties, good times and good friends deep in the streets of Austin Texas. Austin had become a popular hang out for me in college. My best friend at the time was from there, so we were constantly taking road trips. Those were some of the best times of my life. So many stories, so much fun. I was sitting here today, thinking about my life long ago. Well it seems to long ago. I thought I had life figured out. I thought I knew exactly what path I was to follow and where I was going to end up. The dolphin was more then just a symbol of life for me. It was what I wanted to do with life. My dream of being a marine biologist and studying dolphins was shattered. For

To Love Is Awsome ; To Forgive Devine
To love with all your heart and soul , this is what we should be taught. From young to old , we should show love to all we can. To forgive too all those that hate, so would be wonderfull though most dont. To speak kindly to all and know their feeling ,s and not make them cry. You try not to bring hurt or pain of any kind . To be there for a friend and when they need you most ,you lend your hand. Knowing they do this to for you if you were ever in need. With out doubt you,d both be pleased to know that your friendship is one that God blessed to be. Forgivness and love to be there thru the yrs. As you to grow closer to knowing that love and friendship forever is what life be about ; That our Lord is the truth and way and we do follow in his likeness every day. > Cause this be our Lords Way ,so we know His beauty and Grace and walk in His glorious ways... The way of truth be not easy to go. If we have a unshakeable faith in Our Lord will gui

Lower Than A Piece Of Shit
I'm sure we've all come across them... people online pretending to be someone else. Found one dickhead on here pretending to be Adam Copeland aka Edge from the WWE. I actually saw this guy's act in a chat room - not fubar. He's actually from Michigan, wife and a few kids with one on the way. To all you imposters out there.. you're not even a piece of shit. Shit is useful for something. Quit dreaming and get a fucking life.

Im Just An Illusion Today >>poem
Im not here or there ; Just all in your mind . Im invisibel and not seen at times ; Im wanted then not ; And lost alot .> But found my Way when My Lord seen Me. Im not here some day and yet I am For its a illusion to who I am .. where I am; what im to be But thy Lord knows the real me. ................. hugs Diana

This Would Definiately Cause His Pace Maker To Stutter
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071016/pl_nm/usa_politics_cheney_obama_dc Cheney and Obama are distant cousins: Mrs. Cheney 2 hours, 29 minutes ago There's no sign of a family reunion planned, but U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney and Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama are distant cousins. So says the vice president's wife, Lynne Cheney, who said she discovered that her husband of 43 years is eighth cousins with the senator from Illinois. The two men could hardly be more different. Cheney is an advocate for pursuing the war in Iraq to try to stabilize the country, while Obama wants to get U.S. troops out of Iraq. Mrs. Cheney told MSNBC on Tuesday that it was "an amazing American story that one ancestor ... could be responsible down the family line for lives that have taken such different and varied paths." The common ancestor was Mareen Devall, who the Chicago Sun-Times said was a 17th century immigrant from France. Mrs. Cheney said she discovered the l

My Dream's
If I could go anywhere, it would be in your arms. If I could have anything, it would be your kind heart. If I had last words, they'd be "I love you" If there is bad in my life, I know what to do: look at your face, see your smile and your eyes. There's no more darkness, because you bring the light. If you were the sun, and I was the moon, there'd be neither day or night, just me and you. And as we stood side by side, watching the world pass time by, my life would be complete, my dreams fulfilled, knowing you love me, and always will.

A Have A Question For Just The Men!!
This question is not meant to be NSFW at all.....so don't someone freak out! This is a real question......I asked my boyfriend last night and his reply was..."are you taking a survey?" So I said....well maybe I should? So here ya go! In a perfect world/relationship......how often would you want to have sex? I know life can be busy sometimes, so I know saying..."all day, every day..." is not a realistic answer! So think about it and leave me a comment! Just trying to get into a guys head.......:D

Dreamtime Love
Some say dreams are what they are Emotions take both near and far They say the heart is a burning place Like love knows many ways Dreams can hold the truth inside Hint you what good things you hide yet dreams are what they are A truth as eternal as a single star Yet I found love through my dreams To me they were true so it seems Because I believed more than the screams Dreamtime love, love is reality My sweet one, you are my love to me I love you, more than as a sweet memory.

Find Me!!!
If you can't find me on here you can always find me on Yahoo under the name sweet_package_69 or on MSN as senbrown@hotmail.com. You can add me to one or both if you want to. .¸¸. ºÖº.¸¸. ºÔ ºÖº.¸¸. ♥ Sweet Package ♥ .¸¸. ºÖº.¸¸. ºÔ ºÖº.¸¸.

Destiny
Being alone is my destiny There is no one in the future for me My heart aches at the thought of this There will forever be an emptiness I must come to terms with my life Although it hurts worse than any knife Acceptance is futile The heart always fertile But it is my destiny No one in the future for me

Hey There Mystery Man
Hey there mystery man tell me something if you can, you came to me, not the other way around you say you want to play on my stomping grounds. You ask of me all I have to share yet when I ask back, you seem to not care, I can't walk in the dark with my eyes closed so if I walk with you, there's things I just must know. You say you want to share my nights then to be sure of you, I have the right, I find myself daydreaming, praying you are real so if you are, then here's the bottom line, here's the deal. Talk is cheap and words cheaper still yet to think of you melts my defensive will, but I've trod those roads before, so I need strongholds like pictures and detectable history to what I'm told. I've shared more then I should with what the internet hides but to think of you excites my whole being, my insides, so please open up to me, even if just a little bit before my red flags tells me it's time to call us quits. I want to use intimate words like you do

You Know Your From Vegas When.....
Your pregame starts at 9, you go out at midnight, you go to after-hour clubs at 4, and you go home at 9 am. Sleep, Repeat. You don’t know what a last call is. You don't pay for clubs. You know what the real pandoras box is You say "Hella" and "Fuck" and say them often! Balllinnnnn. You have friends who are strippers, and know they prefer to be called “dancers” You got your first fake ID when you were 15 You don't pay a State Tax, thanks for coming You don't wear "Las Vegas", T-shirts. Only people from Cali would do that. You can get anything at any time…even a steak at 4 am. 24/7 Bitches When you go to different cities, you're amazed things aren't open after 9 pm You valet everywhere, you bitch about parking in every other city…and you don’t use cabs You've never HAD to pay for parking. Oh, and parallel parking...what's that? When it rains people freak out & when it snows, they lose their minds. In the summer, your car is overheated...before

When
Ok I saw this in someone elses blog and thought it had some truth to it so i kinda stole it :) When.. When a girl bumps into your arm while walking she wants you to hold her hand When she wants a hug she will just stand there When u break a girls heart, she still feels it when u run into each other 3 years later When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds, she is not at all fine. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are so wonderful. When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl says that she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future. When a girl says, "I miss you, " no one in this world can miss you more

Interesting Place..
Well I found this site through a radio dj I listen to, and it was suppose to be like myspace but just for 18 and over, and let me tell you its not. Its got a lot going on, and its kind of confusing. I'm trying to get it down. It's not that I dont like it, I've already met some cool people, I just dont have it down yet. Anyways thanks for all the kind comments, ratings,drinks, and chats, you all are too sweet! Goodnight Fubar! xoxoxoxoxo ~Shawna~

I Dont Even Know How To Explain It...
ok so...hhmm....how should i explain this?....i have this friend...i like him...from what i understand he like me...ok anyway...hes really good and reading people and tonight...he sat there and told me all this shit about me...and for a while i sat there going no no no hes wrong fuck all that....but the more i thought about it...he was right...and i dont get it...it bugs me...but not in a bad way...more of just like a WTF thing...like...how does me know this shit...cause some of it was things i didnt even know about me...untill he pointed it out and i thought about it...i dont get it i really dont...

What Is Subspace? Aftercare?
To answer some of your questions about this: Subspace is a metaphor for the state the submissive's minds and bodies are in during a deeply involving play scene. Many types of BDSM play invoke strong physical responses. The mental aspect of BDSM also causes many submissives to mentally separate themselves from their environment as they process the experience. Deep subspace is often characterized as a state of deep recession and incoherence. Deep subspace may also cause a danger in newer submissives who are unfamiliar with the experience, and require the dominant to keep a careful watch to ensure the submissive isn't placing him or herself in danger. Many submissives require aftercare. Aftercare In the context of the sexual practice of BDSM, aftercare is the process of attending to a submissive after intense activities of a physical or psychological nature relating to BDSM activities. Aftercare goes above and beyond any possible necessity to treat or clean wounds (contusions, ab

Night Creature
I don't know what it is that draws me to the night. All I know is that my soul seems to come alive when the sun goes down and my mind opens up the most during the blackest of nights. I live in a world of headlights and 24-hour diners. When the streetlights come on and moon rises up above the trees, I finally am able to be myself as I truly am. I was born this way, I will die this way. There's nothing for me in the daytime, just crowded streets, ringing phones and that hot, blaring sun beating down on me. I'd much rather move about when the world is quiet and nothing but the cool night air surrounds me. It sets me at peace. At night, my body is quicker and stronger and my mind is sharper and clearer It's as if the blurring haze of the world has been removed. That's why I let the lights of the city be my guide and my keen understanding of the world keep me safe. But for now at least I am forced to live the life of a day-dweller. Though the very blood in my veins craves my nat

Small Rant
Just wondering why I have an ever changing picture of a woman in her bra on my home page. I really don't understand why anyone would want to put a pic like that as a spotlight for the day. Maybe I am too critical, but I think it's cheap.

"friends Of Mine"
~Friends of Mine~ These scars that you see Encrusted in me These stars and these streams This heart and these dreams are friends of mine. These tears that I cry The fears that I hide The moment I dive And the second I die are friends of mine. The smile that I seek The havoc I wreak The miles and peaks And the words I can’t speak are friends of mine. The light in my eyes The might in my bite The sigh in my cries And the fright in my lies are friends of mine. These scars, this heart These streams, these dreams These tears, these fears This light, this might This fright, these lies… …are friends of mine.

This Weekend
Hey everyone .. we are having company this weekend so we wont be on as much as normal. We will check it from time to time but we wont be able to be on as much due to visiting and having fun... we will be back on as much as normal starting monday... have a great weekend.

Engineering And Horses Arses
Railroad Track The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they built them in England, and English expatri ates built the US railroads. Why did the English build them like that? Because the first rail lines were built by the same people who built the pre-railroad tramways, and that's the gauge they used. Why did "they" use that gauge then? Because the people who built the tramways used the same jigs and tools that they used for building wagons, which used that wheel spacing. Why did the wagons have that particular odd wheel spacing? Well, if they tried to use any other spacing, the wagon wheels would break on some of the old, long distance roads in England , because that's the spacing of the wheel ruts. So who built those old rutted roads? Imperial Rome built the first long distance roads in Europe (and England ) for their legions. The roads have

You
We have a past...You were my love before I even realized it. I had been searching for a long time & then my heart recognized you. We have a present...You understand my language, whether it's a sigh, a nudge, or a sly wink. You inspire me to be be real, to face things & to give everything my best shot. You accept me as I am & sometimes I'm not entirely lovable, but you love me anyway. We have a future...No matter what my fears, no matter what my challenges, you'll be there for me & I'll be there for you. We're a part of each other, you & I will always have the best kind of love.

I'm Sorry--i Hope This Works
I'm sorry... if im not skinny enough for you.I'm sorry...if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".I'm sorry...that i dont want to have sex every minute of every day.I'm sorry...if I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you.I'm sorry...If I don't have a dream body that turns you on.I'm sorry...if I won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me.I'm sorry...if my hair is not long enough.I'm sorry...if I'm not the hottest girl you have ever seen.I'm sorry...That i try my best to get you to like me, then get hurt.But most of all....I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.

Mom And Dad On The Road
So yesterday, I was awakened at 6 am to the sound of a nervous sister and again at 6 30 am by a nervous brother. Mom and dad were scheduled to drive up to my sister's in the morning and mom "always calls" before she leaves. I assured them both they would be there soon. But then in the middle of a meeting, my brother called again, this time really concerned. It seems my sister had tried calling all night Tuesday night, no answer. So at 10 am, my folks were over-due...11 came...12 came and went. I began to get nervous too, 1 pm, 2 pm, we had decided to see if any accidents were reported, rearranged schedules to start driving down their route. Buying them a cell phone was discussed in the sibling conference call and it was decided I would buy it for them. Oh we were going to get them straightened out. They could have at least called to let us know where they were. And then at 2:34 my aunt called. Mom and dad got there the night before and visited my grandma in the care center in the

Happy Yet Scared
Hey everyone just thought I would write about a few things going on in my life...First of all I am VERY, VERY happy to say that I have a WONDERFUL GF Lizzy who means the WORLD to me!!! We have been really good online friends for over a year & I became single back in August due to some bad stuff that happened, anyhow Lizzy was there for me through it all, she's always been there to listen to me vent, talk to me on the phone & always makes me laugh when we chat on the puter...I haven't been this crazy in love with a woman since my first gf Lisa back in 2003!!! We are going to be meeting face to face in Spring 2008 & I can't wait to hold her in my arms & wake up beside her every morning knowing she loves me like she does :) Lizzy if u read this(sure u will though lol) Just know that no matter how tough I am sure this is gonna be with us having a long distance relationship, my feelings for u are genuine & 100% true, I LOVE u with all of my heart & entire soul & I want to make this one work

Today
Today... When I walked into work today I heard the usual trumpets "beeeeanie! Beanie! Beanieeee" My knees got hugged and i leaned down to hug sturdy bodies and kiss the foreheads I could reach. I looked around. "Where's Mikey?" I knew that his deep voice was missing from the chorus. When I come in his eyes are focused on me. And many times he has tripped over chairs or other children to get to me. My co-teacher looks up at me from her potty training perch. She smiles. "oooh he was drinking out of the toilets again...so Melanie took him for a bit...I needed the break" A shrug punctuates her statement. I laugh and shake off the many children surrounding me. I walk and Marin clings to my leg.She rides it to the teachers desk. A couple hours later, I look up from my seat. I am surrounded by children wanting to glue eyes and a nose and a mouth on their pumpkins too!! "Beanie! I wan my punkin!" "Beanie Me too!" "Mine mine mine." one boy sang with glee as he stole all

Old Man Balls - Lmao
dear loved ones we are gatherd here today to give respect to a old mans balls. in the younger days they were good balls and served well. now in the golden days they have been worn out and laid to rest please say farwell old man balls

Everything
Every new beginning, comes from some beginnings end. Every time you kill me, I am born again. Every time you close that door, Another door is opened. And every time you say goodbye, a different word is spoken. Every time you look at me my back is facing you, And every time you ask to see me I'll have something else to do. Every time I join your game, You're not playing fair, And every time I really love you, I pretend that I don't care.

Today On World Rock Radio
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Oct 19th Bombing
Wicked Storm Crew! ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ ~*~Let's Roll WSC !!!~*~ ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ The recruiters challenge is still going on, so get those new members signed up now! Contest runs til midnight on the 27th. ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ Who We are Bombing.... ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ Update: We did hang on to a second place finish for LilMsMaria's daughter. Go Wicked Storm Crew!!!! The prizes she received were a Diamond Ring and a Dozen Roses!! Congrats!! Alice Needs 50,000 Comments in 4 weeks.She has Bought WSC Crew Account A 7 Day Blast To Help Recruit.Let's Make Sure We Get Her To The 50,000. Ozzfanatic2 is in his first contest! It is a no ending date, Gift !Giveaway No direct competition but when he reaches 125,000... He will receive a HappY HouR!! ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ Candy is also in a Gift Giveaway for a Months blast all she needs is 95,000 comment

"wormholes"
~Wormholes~ Passive-eloquent- distorted is the wormhole that lies etched within the distant horizon. Impostors and stardust, a mélange of explosions silver line the sweet decay. Questions left unanswered, iron fences made of cancer, darkened dancers spin upon the exclamation mark that hides away from simple truth. Ancient fabrics made of havoc, panic fills volcanic habits- every thought becomes dramatic, a mechanic interpretation of what actually occurs. Sigh a whisper, hide your whimpers, nod and simper and pretend that youre submissive and permissive so that your image doesnt crack and your heart remains distinctive, as the world rattles before you and the universe retracts. Hold on tight and hide your scars, for the stars have realigned behind your riddles and your rhymes ...and the ride has yet to start. Copyright 2007

A Beautiful Poem!
Blessed are the days we live Bless the love we have to give For if we had no love to give What reason then have we to live Blessed are the friends we make Bless the joy from them we take For if there were no joy to take What reason then for friends to make A giving heart is what we share With those for whom we really care But if we really didn’t care What reason then our hearts to share Rejoice when good friends come your way Give blessings to that special day But if your life they weren’t part We wouldn’t bless what they impart Blessed are the ones we love Whose friendship is so well thought of And if those friends for you are there What reason then to go elsewhere by Chuck Pool Have a great weekend!!!! xoxo

Closing My Fubar Account
I am a member of way to many "social networking" sites..I've decided that this is going to be one of the accounts I delete in an attempt to consolidate.. I've met a lot of really cool people on here and would love to stay in contact.. I'm sure most of you have a myspace..if you do and you'd like to add me myspace.com/melync if you're not a member of myspace but would still like to keep in touch with me here's my email mely4now@aol.com anyway..I will probably get rid of this later tonight or sometimes tomorrow. take care everyone. Melanie

More Than Passion
Silently she awakes and gazes upon him there. She sees him sleeping peacefully and longs to hold him near. She reaches out her trembling hand to gently touch his face. Remembering short hours ago, sharing love's embrace. He stirs just then and spies her tender. loving stare. Then places his hand over hers, stunned at the extent of her care. Their eyes never leave each other as she caresses his soft skin. She smiles at him slightly as she moves closer to him. He takes her in his arms placing a kiss upon her cheek. She turns her head slowly, his lips for her to seek. A subtle moan escapes her as his hand explores anew. Passions kiss intensifies as their rhythmic dance ensues. He proclaims his love for her as he kisses her wanting neck. She moves her hands over him finally to rest upon his chest. Feeling her velvet secret engulf him again and again, And feels her building climax escaping from her then. She arches back, catches his eyes adoring their allure. As they reach

How To Call The Police When You're Old
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along w hen available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. George continued, "well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them." Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at t

Monkey
I got a new friend and he looooves the ladiesss, i mean hes a real animal when it comes to the ladies lol MARVIN THE MONKEY---@ fubar go show this guy some love and hes looking for new hot girlfriends all the time! nake sure you tell him Mr.Jeezy sent ya!

The Killer I Am
Which Horror Killer are You?created with QuizFarm.com You scored as JigsawYou are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture. Jigsaw 70%Buffalo Bill 50%Michael Myers 40%Captain Spaulding 25%Leatherface 25%Pinhead 20%Hannibal Lecter 20%Freddy Krueger 15%Jason Voorhees 10%

Wasted Life
Here you are, Stiff Little Fingers for you. I just felt like posting lyrics. I get irritated with the military recruitment practices. Oh yeah, I'm political, because it IS fucking political. Let's understand one another on that point. Anyway, that's my blogging for today. I could be a soldier Go out there and fight to save this land Be a people's soldier Paramilitary gun in hand I won't be a soldier I won't take no orders from no-one Stuff their fucking armies Killing isn't my idea of fun They wanna waste my life They wanna waste my time They wanna waste my life And they've stolen it away I could be a hero Live and die for their 'important' cause A united nation Or an independent state with laws And rules and regulations That merely cause disturbances and wars That is what I've got now All thanks to the freedom-seeking hordes I'm not gonna be taken in They said if I don't join I just can't win I've heard that story many times before And every time

Political Correctness
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as "APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS." And furthermore; HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1 She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 5 . She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN." 3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS." 4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION." 5. He does not act like a "TOTAL A

Help
i am trying to build my photo albums and need your help rate my photos so i can open up more albums .thank you .and always look to the sky u never know what is flying above u 9 just watch out for falling s--t lol )

Twilight Lovers
Your hand moving slowly down my spine. shiver. Losing track of time. A kiss. Lingering upon my lips. Leaves me frozen in momentary of bliss. Your eyes taking over my body. Vulnerable but no longer lonely. Arms. Taking me into a long embrace. My only wish now to memorize the lines of your face. Your smile is causing me to melt. Into your eyes. Never have I felt. So out of control yet perfectly sane No line between the pleasure and the pain. Your teeth sinking into my skin A dream like quality. Not wishing to end. Falling into a state. Losing control of my breathing. What is this? Am I dreaming? Your love flowing into me like never before. An eager whisper. Begging for more. Take me. Take me away into your sinful night. Beautiful stranger of the moonlight. You’re mine. I am yours. Now forever Through life. Through immortality. Together. Lost. Sinking. Your beautiful face looming as I am lost. In this moment of ecstasy. Our love the cause. Forever. Immortal beings

Just Fuck Me
This is the room We are in this together You and me against the rest of the world A battle to defy them Take me Hold me Show them who I belong to Let them stare I don’t care Press me down Let them know Show them the taboos of Our love This affair This beautiful defiance Are they watching? Strip me of clothes And my courtesy Kiss me in forbidden places Upon my flesh Make me gasp While you sink your teeth Into me Mark me Brand me yours Now connect with me Mind, body and soul Push into me Breathe into me Interlock with me Bring out the voice Flood the room with noise Let them hear us Let them cover their ears in shame We don’t care Deafen them Grip my flesh Grip my hair Use me to love me Use me to pleasure me Pleasure you Such taboo Let them turn Let them squirm They will learn Harder Faster Deeper You know what to do It’s me and you Against the rest of the world This is the love they can’t deny Because our kisses are of Titanium ore Unb

I Remember The Berlin Wall!
"Take me to the magic and music of the moment".....The lyrics an the music of this song are so true on SO many levels!!!....TYVM Scorps for such a wonderful song!....Much love,thanks an muahs!

Murphys Laws On Sex
1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. 2. Nothing improves with age. 3. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again. 4. Sex has no calories. 5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. 6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex. 7. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got. 8. No sex with anyone in the same office. 9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. 10. A man in the house is worth two in the street. 11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. 12. Virginity can be cured. 13. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him. 14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. 15. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are

Oct 20th
1735 - Errm, someone was born? Maybe? 1846 - Oh come on man, think, THINK! Umm, funny.. funny... nope. 1864 - Abraham Lincoln issues the Emancipation Proclamation as a joke; unfortunately, nobody gets it. 1965 - I possibly did something. Or you. Maybe because I'm not original. 1969 - Err... Something to do with Oscar Wilde, maybe? 1974 - Does that work? 1980 - The world was taken over by the governmen- er... um... Hey guys.. how are you? What with those guns pointed at my head? 1982 - Damn. This is hard. We should just steal ideas from other people. How about FUBAR Day? Or Numa Numa Day? Chronic Masturbators Anonymous Day? 1982 - Chronic Masturbating wikipedian Gary Newman day was announced. 1988 - Jesus, no wait .... Margaret Thatcher was crucified. The world rejoiced. Coal miners no long fear for their lives. 1990 - Pope Benedict XXIX died of Genital Herpes. The world rejoiced once more. Some become fed-up with rejoicing. Rioting ensues. 19

Insanity
I got to talking with someone today about sanity. Basically they called someone insane, and I told them that I'd never met anyone completely sane. As a matter of fact, I said, the people I don't trust are the ones who insist that they are completely sane. Those are the ones that I think will eventually crack under the strain that the effort of pretending to be sane puts on them. To be honest, I think knowing that the whole world is crazy, and mostly of the harmless kind, makes me able to relax. Knowing that I'm just one of many lunatics makes me feel as though I belong. One of the people I talked to said that they felt as if there were no such thing as insanity until psychiatrists invented it. I told them that if I'd had the idea first, I'd be rich by now from treating insanity. You can't beat it. The next best thing would have to have been the invention of chiropractors. They're witch doctors if I've ever seen a witch-doctor. I should think of my own witch-doctor snake

The Game
This love could be more, Oh beauty, I’m sure, That your tears shed are wet, But my eyes are not met, And your lies aren’t yet old, Though I’m not ready to fold, I thought we had more than this, But still as you ball your fist, I wait for the pain, But it’s all still the same, Your fury is cover, For your hidden other lover, As I still take the blame, You still forget my name, And I’m left to wonder, Where love lost its thunder, When my pain and my passion, Became one and the same, As I’m weeping for change, You still curse my name, No you’re not to blame, It’s all just your game.

The Mythical Man Month
There is an essay about software engineering called the mythical man month. It basically states that putting more programmers on a project does not always make a project get completed faster. Sometimes it makes it take longer. Along that same line, working more hours in a week does not always mean you will get more work done. Sometimes you do such a lousy job by being so tired that you have to spend more time fixing stupid mistakes than if you have worked less more rested and had done it right the first time. I think the Army needs to learn some of these lessons. I have too many soldiers assigned to a specific task, and I am required to keep them working longer than they need to with hardly any days off. Good times...

First Chapter Of Possible Vampire Story... Criticism Welcome
The grating of chains woke him from the sleep and he felt himself pulled forward, hung out over empty air. Pain glowed in his wrists, his hands, the muscles in his arms screaming in fiery ache. With the scraping of metal against metal. he descended through the air, dampness cooling against his naked skin. His feet scraped against rock and the squeal of scraping chains ceased. A flutter of metal shavings rained down against his shoulders, small dots of burning pink dancing into his flesh. He didn't bother at opening his eyes; instead, he let the air come to him. Wet, dirt, fecund, rot, the scurrying of rats. The perfume of woman, the honey of lust. The dry cackle of skin breaking seemed deafening to his ears, but still Michal managed a smile. "oh, my devil," the woman purred, her skin, her body so close. "my poor devil, it's been so long." From above, the dusty smell of oils and incense and candle-wax floated down to him and he could imagine the caricature that hung from the wo

Family Affair Pt 3
"P..pl..please dont do this" she whispered as she lay there helpless. Her uncle just looked at her and then at James "So you want a piece of this or not James? "Y..Yea b..but not like this" he stammered. He laughed "she will have you waiting till your thirty five, Is that what you want?" "N...n..n..no" he sputtered out looking almost as scared as Skye. "Well get your ass over here then and help me" he barked "W..w..wait James what are you doing? Y...y..your not gunna help h..h...him are you?" Skye was so scared she was starting to shake. "SHUT UP" her uncle yelled back. Looking at James Her uncle smiled "Now unbutton her pants and slide them down." He instructed him. James did as he was told but he was so nervous his hands were shaking. He undid the button opened the zipper and started to pull them down. Looking up as he pulled them the rest of the way down he saw Skye's face frozen in fear and her uncle watching in delight. "Now her panties" he told James. "Please dont" Skye begged

Sex Application....
SEX APPLICATION..... Current mood: curious REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DON'T BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1. Your name and age: 2. Favorite position: 3. Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5. Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8. Would you leave after or stay the night? 9. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10. Condom or skin? 11. Have sex on the first date? 12. Would you kiss me during sex? 13. Do you think I would be good in bed? 14. Would you use me as a booty call? 15. Can I use you as a booty call? 16. Can we take pictures of the act? 17. How long would we have sex? 18. Would you tell your friends about me? 19. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 20. Do you think I'm SEXY:

Story Time
---- Generic Survey 1: The Basics Full NameChristine L Parker You like it?uh... Birthdate11/27/1987 Height/Weight5'7".....135 Eye Colorblueish Hair Colorany....currently brown wit highlights Can you... Drive?No licence :( Drive a manual?FUCK yah...gimmie gimmie Touch your nose with your tongue?if i take out my tounge bar Cook?sometimes Dance?sure Sing?no way jose Sew?ha ha ya Speak another language?occasionally Have you ever... Eaten sushi?yeah...yuk yuk puke Been in love?YES Skipped school?uh.....no....... ;) Made prank calls?me??? yeah to my mom Done illegal drugs?I think everyone knows the answer to that... Stolen something worth more than ?oh god yes....imma klepto Flashed someone?YES multiple times Been drunk?only every time the sun sets Eaten squ

~ Drip~
We came together In a frenzied embrace Mouths locked, Nostrils flared Snorting like fighting bulls Kissing, stroking, groping Fumbling with buttons and belts Hooks and eyes Until we lay in a heap Disordered in our semi nakedness I caressed her breasts Teasing her nipples First with fingers Before attending to them orally I moved my hand across her soft belly And pulled up her skirt My mouth alternated between Her swollen nipples and her eager mouth My hand slipped under her skirt And I reached up Until I felt the silk of her underwear I pulled them down to her ankles urgently Then I moved my hand steadily Up her long stockined leg From ankle to calf to her inner thigh The soft naked flesh above her stocking Before combing my fingers through Her luxuriant growth She turned her attentions once again To my ear frantically exploring it with her tongue I cupped her pubic bone in my hand And rocked it gently Then I slipped my fingers between her lips Into t

Just Thinkng
Hey every one reading my blogs and poems mail me and let me know what you think there are more where theses came from I justed posted a few to get a feel out there in the Fubar Cyber world Thankx forch ecking them out cant wait to hear back

A Few Old Chestnuts That Get Me Giggling
Some favorite jokes/observations, attributed where possible: "I think animal testing is a terrible idea. They get all nervous and give the wrong answers." -- A Bit of Fry and Laurie (yes, Hugh Laurie, from "House") ********** "Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world." -- Dave Barry ********** "I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. -- A. Whitney Brown ********** Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom: No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats ... approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less. ********** 668: The Neighbor of the Beast ********** "Time's fun when you're having flies." -- Kermit T. Frogg ********** "When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and asked, "Yes, but i

Venting!
ok so I know i usually write poems and sexy stories but I just so need to vent about what I am not sure everything and yet nothing at the same time. Basiclly I am just stuck in a rut very unlucky but lucky all at the same time. I know that makes no since but listen read pay attention and it will. I have two beautiful little boys have found the love of my life (I hope) and have to beautiful little girls added to my life couldnt ask much better except for us to become a family one day which we already consider ourselves one but at a distance and not a 24/7 one yet(big dreams) That is the lucky part of my life couldnt ask for anything better. Now the rest MY reality is my nightmare and my dreams I want so badly to finally become my reality which still isnt possible as of yet I finally found a babysitter but cant get a job on the right hours for her finally eligable for my intern ship for school which is paid and would be the right hours but cant find a company as of yet Th

Yep
Dancing with the world, I call my own Stringing along my hopes and dreams Impatient anticipation Fulfilling my every move Wondering gaze of confusion Tailored needfulness Taking deep breaths of conspiracy Holding my own but running short. Timing my mental motivation Running Walking Crawling Shaun McLean

A Talk With Granny.... Good Lord Lol
I was talking to my granny today.. She told me her neighbor was moving and decided to move some of their stuff out at 230am and it wok her up. The walls in the duplex are thin and if you stand next to the laundry chute you can hear the neighbors arguing about whatever as if you were standing in the same room. Well she goes on to tell me that the daughter in that family is a bit Promiscuous and some nights she can "hear her" moaning and yelling and then the next nite you can hear the boyfriend moaning and yelling.. Ok The last thing I wanted to hear out of my sweet lil granny's mouth is the word moan for one thing. She goes on to say that the girl has kinky sex. OK OK I so didn't expect to hear the word kinky come out of her mouth omigawd. So we continue to talk and something comes up about the sex stuff you see on the tv (she said it in those exact words) I'm on the other end of the phone like Granny just made a reference to porn. OMG, what does this mean? I Told her you never had sex

Missing Pauly
This is old i wrote this back in january But I'm saying I miss my Pauly. My Sexy Umpire Why the fuck did it snow today? Why am I listening to Hall & Oates? because your kiss your kiss is on my list ...one of the best things in life.. Why... am I out of Pop. And why am I jamming to this song. Why is this making absolutly no fucking sense whatsoever that the kids have a 2 hour delay tomorrow morning because of snow when the roads arent even that bad? And why the hell is my math class full of peoples. I don't like Big Classes I miss my pauly. I made grilled cheese and tomato soup for supper. with velveeta. Now I have to poop. Why is my Uteri in agony. I don't plan on reproducing anymore so why do I even have one I should sell it on ebay This shelf on my back aka my ass is going up for bid as well. i'm going on a diet. yogurt and fried chicken i'm kidding I don't "fry" anything but I've been killing the popcorn

The Day The Evil Came This Way
It was a cool autumns day when the evil came this was. The sun went away an the sky turned black.black like the Angel that lives on his arm. The wolfs cry in fear as he drowse near,the smell of death was in the air he was near but where?Where was he?Rain falls from the black sky's as we listen for his battle cry's.The thunder rolls an blood fills the streets as they knelled at his feet to beg forgiveness's for there sins on the day the evil came this way.

Omg All These Ppl Listed As 'friends' And Only A Handful Help Hmmmmmm Help Meeeeeeeee ( Send Fumail To Let Me Know If Ya Do Thanx )
HEY, I'M IN A HALLOWEEN PIC CONTEST, PLEASE COME HELP ME OUT N RATE & COMMENT BOMB MY PIC? LUBZ YA'S!! JUST CLICK MY PIC TO GET THERE......THANKIES!!!! XOXOX'S

Cant Wait
WHEN I HEAR YOUR VOICE IT CAPTURES MY HEART. EVEN THOUGH RIGHT NOW WE ARE FAR APART I'LL CLOSE MY EYES AND SEE YOUR FACE, ENVISIONING YOUR SMILE MAKES MY HEART BEGIN TO RACE. WHEN WE TALK ITS ALWAYS SATISFYING, IT'S SO TRUE IM NOT LYING. YOU ARE MY HEARTS TRUE DESIRE . YOUR LOVE IS MY SPARK THAT SETS MY SOUL ON FIRE.

5 Days
Only have 5 more days left. Been re-arranging and cleaning the house before my hubby comes home. What a chore plus working 40 plus hours a week. Oh well it will all be worth it in the end. So far I'm pretty happy with the way my house looks. I think it looks great, I just hope he likes it. There have been some small issues in our marriage starting back when he was in Iraq. Well instead of keeping it all in I decided to put pen to paper. I came up with 5 new poems. I was surprised at how much better I felt afterwards. I have expressed these feelings in words but it felt so much better to write them out. Maybe I will post some sometime. No names are mentioned so they should be ok. Please keep in mind they may be a little harsh. It was what I was feeling at the time. Love all you fubar-ians

Hurry Up And Wait
so as i sit here waiting for the water people to arrive which will probably be a quarter to never... my music turns off and i am in complete silence and for once i am enjoying it...i have work to do papers to fill out...a time schedule to make and i am happy. But on the other hand i was just told i love u too much and so i am no longer going to talk to you...and i dont wanna hurt you...and i know you will read this u never hurt me. I enjoyed our time together...i will get pass this. I have alot things i need to finish up doing in the next few months...and then i guess my new chapter will begin...and i never ment to hurt you bunny... ur always right there in my heart...i think this is the best thing for both of us...we both need to walk away and find ourselves..i'm glad i helped u with everything in your life but its time for me to get my life in order... at least this weekend i will be going away for some r & r at Drum... and don't let me forget the stickers!! well thats

Grrrrr
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ok just need to grawl and get the frustration out Have you ever just wanted to go some where and scream. No it may not make things better or fix anything but it sure makes you feel a little better. I trully am at the end of my ropes and am stuck and am lost at which way to go. I want so much but Am not achieving anything At least I dont feel I am. There are things I want that I cant have at least not at this time. Then there are things I need and the harder I try nothing seems to work out. I know time and patience but damn running out of both. Ok one more for the road GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I Am Letting Go
Okay so here is the plan for me and everything I am going through I have decided to let the past go. Everyone and everything that has happened that really hurts. I am chosing not to remember any more. Right now everyone has a clean slate. I am gonna just try to remember all the good in my life.. Like 2003 graduated high school 2005 had my first baby boy 2007 had my second baby boy and my start of my new way of thinking about like My feelings about life is to live each day like its your last. Love who you want to and be with those who matter the most in your life. And last but not least screw all haters because now my mission in life is to be happy...fuck with that and watch me drop you like your nothing.

Another One
Many people will walk in and out of your life, But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart. To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart. Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people. He who loses money, loses much; he who loses a friend, loses much more; he who loses faith, loses all. Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, But beautiful old people are works of art. Learn from the mistakes of other, you can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

Yes And No Game
THE RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS: THE YES OR NO GAME 1. You can only say Yes or No! 2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks! 3. DO NOT SAY ANYTHING BESIDES YES OR NO!!! 4. Repost this as the Yes/ No Game! Over 18? - yes Kissed someone on your top friends? - yes Danced in front of your mirror naked? - yes Ever told a lie? - yes Tripped on mushrooms? - no Done Ecstasy? - no Been arrested? - no Kissed a picture? - yes Fallen asleep at work/school? - Yes Held an actual snake? - yes Ran a red light? - yes Been suspended from school? - no Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident?- yes Been fired from a job? - no Sang karaoke? - no Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? - Yes Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?- yes! Caught a snowflake on your tongue? - Yes Kissed in the rain?- yes Sang in the shower? - Yes Sat on a roof top? - Yes Thought about your past with regret? - Yes Broken a bone? - no Sha

The Me Inside
I am what people want what they want me to be. Ranging from loving mother to a raging S.O.B. People never wanna see who I really am inside so I learned to be everything else and taught myself to hide. For I am a fuck up in every sense of the word I keep messing things up running into a closed door. Cause I don't think I could handle the pain that would come to bear if someone saw into my soul and saw the battered soul there.

Dreams
Just hold me close even if it's a dream let me hear your heartbeat let me have this dream. For the world is colder than the words that we say, and only in my dreams will I know you'll stay. For touching is not wanted and I need to be held, for when you've never known love it seems like your in hell. But even there you can't stop these dreams i have of you, of being in your arms and a love thats true.

To Feel
If I thought that there was a chance to keep you then I would do all in my power to see if it could be love. For in no time in my life have I felt what I feel for you, that life has a purpose and that there may be a god above. That joy and happiness is finally within my grasp that the pain and lonliness is left in the past. For so long I have wandered in the darkness of the cold looking for the light in the night that would show me the way home. To feel warmth and love fill a heart To know that the nightmares are gone for good to expiernce a soul reborn To feel the way a person should.

"the Infantile"
~The Infantile~ She reminds me of the wind lying still on my windowsill- my will intact as I react…the black long gone, the cracks dripping down a forgotten precipice like an abstract painting dipped in Absinthe. Vibrant colors congregate around her: rainbows breathing life into her eyes. Her sight now sanctified by the beauty of the sky. An artist…a poet painting rhymes on the canvas of my light. Together we can move a hundred mountains and spring about a thousand fountains until rivers of folklore stream along the contours of our minds. She reminds me of my breath when it was young- When infantile smiles used to swirl around my inner child and the heavens were my shelter and my prayers gave me wings

Why Dogs Beat Women
Dogs don't cry. Dogs love it when your friends come over. Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo. Dogs think you sing great. A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink. Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. Dogs are excited by rough play. Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away. Dogs understand that farts are funny. Dogs love red meat. Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair. Anyone can get a good-looking dog. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it. Dogs don't shop. Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long. Dogs never need to examine the relationship. A dog's parents never visit. Dogs love long car trips. Dogs understand that instincts are bett

Just Random
Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody. Q: How are women and tornadoes alike? A: They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave. Q: How are women and the lottery alike? A: You pay to play, and then you pray that you might get lucky! Q: Why do men pass gas more than women? A: Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure. Q: When does a woman enjoy a man's company? A: When he owns it. Q: Why do hookers make more money than drug dealers? A: A hooker can clean her crack and sell it again. Q: What is a birth control pill? A: The other thing a woman can put in her mouth to keep from getting pregnant. Q: What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm? A: He is usually home with the kids!

The Enemy Of My Enemy Is Still My Enemy
Our sojourn through the late eighth and early seventh century B.C. monarchial life of Judah continues in 2 Kings 16 with the sixteen-year reign of king Ahaz. "In the seventeenth year of Pekah the son of Remaliah Ahaz the son of Jotham king of Judah began to reign." From last week, we may not remember -- even I have a hard time remembering, and I like to think I'm well versed -- the man who came to power in Israel by murdering his predecessor and fell from power the same way (2 Kings 15:27-31). In Pekah's reign a considerable part of Israel got invaded and annexed by the onslaught of Assyria, the rising power of that part of the world. Population pressures led to what we read about in verse thirty-seven, where Pekah along with Rezin of Syria is marching on Judah during Ahaz's reign. So low did Ahaz choose to sink that he sought an alliance which just a generation before would have been unthinkable! But when we don't even try to keep a strong spiritual or ethical foundation ourselv

Ahh Poor Baby!
I was minding my own buisness playing around on fubar when I get a shout from this guy. At first he seemed really nice until I told him he could not have my yahoo screen name, then I found out who he really was, WOW Jackle and hyde??? and I was even called a cunt! Why do men have to be this way? I can see he was very very childish indeed.

Sex Laws
Weird Sex Laws No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth. Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you-or holding you in his arms. Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown-if they're nude. (Apparently, if you wear socks, you're safe from the law!) During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains. In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes. Clinton, Oklahoma has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car. It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers a

Rose Pedals And Precious Metals
If I were to die tomorrow would you remember me today? All our memories entwined together still wouldn't last forever. If I were to kiss you now would you kiss me back? I wish you could hear when I say "I love You," what comes from my heart If i were to tell you of everything about me would you tell me all that I lack? "I love you," is all we need to say If I close my eyes will you still be there when I wake? Can I hold you tonight? Baby, can you stay? If i were to die tomorrow, would you still remember me today? By: Me

Woman Stabs Tied-up Lover To Drink Blood
Oct 23, 6:32 PM (ET) MESA, Ariz. (AP) - A woman who stabbed her tied-up lover so she could drink his blood has been sentenced to 10 years in prison. Tiffany Sutton told Maricopa County Superior Court Judge David Udall that she was sorry for the incident and said she never meant to hurt anyone, but received the stiff sentence anyway after he called the crime especially heinous. Sutton, 24, pleaded guilty to aggravated assault in August. She was arrested by Tempe police in February after she repeatedly stabbed her lover during an alcohol- and drug-fueled sexual tryst. According to police reports, the victim, 46-year-old Robert McDaniel, agreed to be tied up during sex but became alarmed and asked to be untied when Sutton pulled out a knife and said she liked to drink blood. Sutton then attacked him, slicing his leg, puncturing his arm, shoulder and back and cutting his neck and stomach. When he escaped, she chased him with a pickax. Sutton's attorney, Elizabeth Houck, told th

The Shower
I was in the shower and all i could think of was you in there with me, your breasts all lathered up nipples erect and so hard....my hand going lower down your firm belly, you moan softly as my hand caresses it and then slides down lower to your groin, i see your eyes close, your breathing hard and erratic, my lips brush against yours, your tongue slides into my mouth as we kiss deep and passionately, my middle finger slides in you getting you wet down there, yes, surely since the shower is hitting us both, that we are soaked but your honey seeps over my finger and hand, you pulled against me and held me close, hearing me breathe made you content and happy, my hands grasped your ass and traced the cheeks as you squirmed and moaned again. my hard cock slid into you thrustinginside and throbbing, you moaned loudly your hands trying to get ahold of my back but kept sliding off we slid down the wall lettin the water hit usd as i thrust deeper and faster in you, cumming inside you, we bo

Dirty Poem
One night of pleasure, Nine months of pain Three days in the hospital A little baby came.. It’s quite natural for a guy to put a girl up against the wall Pull down her reputation stick in the education to increase the population of the younger generation. One night of pleasure, Nine months of pain, Three days in the hospital, Little Johnny came. His father was a bastared , His mother was a whore, Little Johnny wouldn’t be here if the rubber hadn’t tore!!!

Begining Of The End
What's happened to you that has change you so you use to say you love me now you don't , where'd it go? Is this the beginning of an uncertain end I hope thats not so it'd drive me round the bend. Did I do something wrong to send you away from me or did you decide goodbye was the way it had to be? I don't have any answers to quench my burning soul I just know my lovefor you wasn't good enough to hold.

To My Dear Friends >. Hi There >diana
Ive been working some , now I took a full time job , let pt. time job go , I applied for seasonal work for now... Need to pay off car loan , and bills in rears. . but Im fine , I get online some times now , few hr.s here /few hrs there. I try to keep in-touch with all .Still saying prayers for all , just havent typed prayers lately.. >But Your all in my heart and on my mind, my friends. Hugs to all , God bless you all , and I get wednesday, s . off friday,s off and Sundays off . cause of 12 hrs sifts on the days I work . Man,s best friend is a doggie kennel and store , and day care . It is great , long hrs 12 hrs shifts, tiring and lots to do /but I like it . well have fun in here and im missing all you alot . your like my extended family members . hugs All .diana

Punky Needs Help
I entered a Halloween contest to win a blast and I really need some help from my amazing friends. All im asking is to just drop some comments for me, I really need as much help as I can get. Im up against some serious bombers and I really don’t want to lose : ( Heres the cool part: if you can drop 500 comments, ill make you a salute picture. And if you can do 1500 comments, ill do a special t shirt salute just for you. Just email me when you finish the comments, and youll get the salute. I really need help, so repost this also : ) Heres the picture: and heres my link for when you finish the comments: Punky@ fubar (repost of original by 'Punky' on '2007-10-23 19:07:41')

Love Defined
What is love, but an emotion, So strong and so pure, That nurtured and shared with another All tests it will endure? What is love, but a force To bring the mighty low, With the strength to shame the mountains And halt time’s ceaseless flow? What is love, but a triumph, A glorious goal attained, The union of two souls, two hearts A bond the angels have ordained? What is love, but a champion, To cast the tyrant from his throne, And raise the flag of truth and peace, And fear of death o’erthrow? What is love, but a beacon, To guide the wayward heart, A blazing light upon the shoals That dash cherished dreams apart? And what is love, but forever, Eternal and sincere, A flame that through wax and wane Will outlive life’s brief years? So I’ll tell it on the mountaintops, In all places high and low, That love for you is my reason to be, And will never break or bow.

Whats Your Sexy Sign
L • I • B • R • A: The sex addict Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna fuck with... u might end up crying... the most irresistible.Rare 2 find. Funny. Talkitive. Erotic. Smart. loves sports. gets what he/she wants. Loves to be in a relationship. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost. V • I • R • G • O: The Sex Fiend Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.Great kisser. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. S • C • O • R • P • I • O: The Freak in bed Can be mean somtimes, and will Probably knock your ass out, if cro

I Got Your White Trash Here
Let me make one thing clear to all you guys on here that talk to my wife. My wife does not hide anything from me, I am fully aware of the conversations you have with her. There is one guy in particular that makes me laugh, his name on here is B.M.F. This guy has the balls to ask my wife to make him a nude salute, taking advantage of her niceness. My wife is not afraid to show her body, but she don't flaunt it to every one and for every one to see. If you are privilaged enough to see my wife on cam or in pics , count your blessings. To get to the point, this guy asks my wife to make him a nude salute. When my wife doesn't do what he asks, he writes her a shitty comment bad mouthing her. I messaged this fool to tell him to leave my wife alone and to stop messaging her and he spouts off some stupid ramblings of a fool at me. He tells me that I'm white trash and commences to try to be hard online. Boy this is the fucking internet. You talk about white trash, you're the one who gets his jol

Do U Remember?
I can't believe after all this time,I can't get over you, I guess a love like ours is one of a kind,a love that is true. It's been 7 years sense you left me to go to God & heavens immensity, Do you still remember me? It's like a bad dream that plays over & over in my head, Of things I wish I'd done or words I would of said. There's not a day that goes by that I don't think of you, Even after all this time,what am I going to do? Maybe this is the way mommys are suppose to feel, Perhaps our wounds are never intended to heal. If I could ask but one question why, How is it God could need you more than I?

Are You Evil?
Almost Angelic Good for you, you're just a little evil. All of us have bad thoughts, and you may have acted on a few of yours, but you're probably safe traveling through Buffy's turf. Or maybe you're an aspiring evil person and you've never given yourself a real chance. Go ahead and forgive yourself for the mean-spirited — but ultimately harmless — pranks you pulled in grade school. Whispering behind your co-workers' backs won't flood you with bad karma. And, hey, we've all held out for ourselves in the throes of passion a time or two. So keep listening to that conscience of yours, but don't worry about tuning it out every so often. So, you have a healthy sex drive — good for you! No one likes a prude. In general, you give as well as you get, though everyone can get a little selfish under the covers, so don't beat yourself up about going for the big one on your birthday. And while you're at it, go ahead and admit it — you've probably flashed a big smile to get your way in the b

Once Again, I'm Not A Therapist But...
I'm not on here for points or to find a Fu-Hubby or to even give a dam what anyone really thinks about me...I'm on here for pure entertainment folks. I write and I use this as my outlet. I have made a few friends on here and those that really know me, know I don't deal with alot of shit. So what's the point of the popularity race? Or the who can be crushed on the most? Or who has the most drama on their page? Or who can talk to the most people of the opposite sex and fill their head with lies? Life is a fast paced game people and if you choose to lead it with the wrong kind of people then your missing out on alot. I don't understand why people on here will continue to mislead others or lie to others into believing the fake ass shit they spit out of their mouth....and women, I have tried my best to warn you and give you the advice you ask for and yet you still end up getting hurt and then crying about it later...what the fuck? We are all adults here, so why can't we be honest adults. Wh

Dont You Just Hate It ....grrrrr
I freeking hate it when Im busy posting a comment or rateins someone or there pic and I spot up in the right hand corner a blast with say a Pretty lady In your case it may be a hot guy ? Anyhow it sucks a lot when the blast is gone before you can click on it and then you cant find it again ....Grrrrrr dont you just hate it ok now im babbling again lol

Overflowing Heart
My Dear, Sweet Teresa, My heart is just overflowing with joy this morning. I had the most wonderful time with you. I think that you are an AMAZING woman. Why? Your look warms my heart. Your touch makes it quiver. Being close to you fills my heart with contentment. Touching and caressing you, in completely innocent ways, comforts me and my heart. Feeling your gentle touch on my lips made me feel desired. Feeling you gently touch my face made me feel loved. Gently touching your face filled me with an ever increasing longing for you. Gently touching your lips filled me with an ever increasing passion for you. You have filled my heart with untold joy and happiness. That is why I think that you are AMAZING, because you make me feel AMAZING. Just like Sunday, I think that last night was the perfect evening at the perfect time. I don't think that it was an accident. I don't think meeting at this time in our lives was an accident. I don't think that we are an accident. I

Inquisitive Minds Should Be Banned From The
after midnight lol .......... find cool websites ....must share cool web sites ..... no zzzzzzzzzzzz for me....... http://www.lunarplanner.com/LunarMonths2003/lunarmonth.03.11.23.html

Rules For Men
1. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. 2. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 3. It is okay for a man to cry under the following circumstances: a. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. b. After wrecking his boss' Ferrari. c. When his date is using her teeth. 4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her. 6. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for a guy who's running late is five minutes. Maximum waiting time is six minutes 7. Complaining about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 8. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthd

Halloween Night Of Firsts
Halloween Night of Firsts by Txdelicatablegrl © We were suppose to go to a Halloween party that night. At least that is what he told me when he called me that evening to arrange our date. It was my freshman year in college and he was an older man, 28 to be exact, with a fast cherry red Mustang convertible and a penchant for the bottle, which is something that I would later find out. Sounds like I had my hands on a rebel huh? Well you're 100% correct. Long hair and deep blue eyes with a tall muscular figure, he was something to look at. You know what they say about tall men. Oh yeah it was long and thick and was in love with it too! And what did I look like? Ok well I was 21 with long blonde hair down to the middle of my back and a curvy figure with breasts 36c, a bit of a hippy chick. So of course I was lustful of him the first time I saw him. He had that smile that was so sinful you knew his mind was up to thoughts of no good. So where was I anyway

If He Can Flipflop On This, What Else Would He Flip Flop On?
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2007/10/25/2007-10-25_in_july_rudy_giuliani_swore_he_would_nev-2.html Maybe the Devil made him do it. Presidential hopeful Rudy Giuliani declared himself a Red Sox fan on Tuesday, but as recently as last summer he vowed never to trade his Yankee soul to the Sox - even for the White House. Last July, The Providence Journal asked the former mayor this fateful question: If the Devil said you can be President if you become a Red Sox fan, would you do it? "I'm a Yankee fan," Giuliani replied then. "I always believe it's a sign of my being straight with people, about not wanting to fool them, that I was one of the first mayors to be willing to say I was a Yankee fan." He went on to say he had "great respect" for true Red Sox fans, but as for becoming a Red Sox cheerleader in a Devil's bargain, "Probably that's a deal I could not make," he said. Giuliani sounded a different note on Tuesday as he stumped through New Hampshire, a loyal provi

She Hulk Goes Out
She Hulk Goes Out by fanficnut © She Hulk was in a bit of trouble. It was not due to super villains. It was not due to aliens attacking earth or an asteroid coming to earth. It was not even due to a demonic force coming down on people. It so more deadly and threaten. It was lawyers. She Hulk was carried away with fighting a the Blob. She lifted the villain up over her shoulder and chucked him into a building destroying several city blocks. Nobody got hurt thanks to Dr Strange protection. That did not protect the property damage. She Hulk got sued big time. She needed some money and good press real quick. So she decided a contest. It was called win a date with She Hulk. She was going to give a lucky fan a good time. Avenger didn't know about this because she posted some risky pictures. It was pictures of her flexing in the nude. Her perfect Amazon breast stood up straight and perky. Her sexy green body dripped in sweat from the a workout. One picture she had two 5000 pound bar be

Mary Jane: Super Whore Issue. 04
Mary Jane: Super Whore Issue. 04 by Deathstalker2099 © Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this story, Marvel Comics does. It is an erotic story, so anyone not of age shouldn't read it. Feedback is greatly appreciated, send to the link below. Thanks, and enjoy. Mary Jane: Super Whore Issue Four: The Test Spidey and Scarlet Spider had done a patrol around the city and had returned back to Peter’s apartment. They’d gotten changed back into normal street clothes and were in the kitchen, having some beers and discussing several different topics, but mostly Mary Jane. “Damn, Pete,” Ben said. “You never told me she could use her mouth like that. That’s about the best head I’ve gotten.” Peter smirked. “Yea, only better I’ve gotten is –“ “Black Cat,” Ben cut him off, nodding. “Yea, me too.” He grinned. They were just finishing up their beers when MJ shuffled out, still totally naked and half-asleep. She seemed a little surprised to see the both of them and

Spiderman Meets J. Jameson Ch. 03 C
Spiderman Meets J. Jameson Ch. 03 by Master_Vassago © Then for the final touch Spiderman had placed a red bulb on the end of each vibrator that blinked like Rudolph's nose. A cute touch for the camera's he thought. The blinking lights looked like a homing beacon to him as he slipped behind Rose now and spread her asscheeks and slipped a vibrator in her tight rectal opening. She jumped and jerked awake as he did this but he wasn't worried she seemed to enjoy it. Spiderman then stood back and admired his handiwork. He stepped up into the sleigh and spun a web that would resemble a whip and lashed out at the two pink behinds in front of him with vibrators humming inside their anal orifices. Jenna was squealing as well as MJ as he lashed out over and over. His well honed skills with his web were paying off as he kept the girl's teetering on the brink of pleasure and pain and their dire need to cum. He made sure they were both rosy cheeked before he stopped and turned his attenti

Wolverine Confidential B
Wolverine Confidential by 2052Dreams © "Alright then, you're warned." She whispered and gave up, falling into her escalating tensions and ricocheting thoughts. As the last strand of her conscience was snapped by her need, she whispered, "Logan...?" Her voice now fractured and pleading, causing him to look up at her with his lust-glazed, gray eyes, "I want you, please... please." Oh, Jesus. A bolt of pure desire hit him at her initiative and he reveled in the sound of her voice, her plea. Heat pooled in his groin. She had accepted him. God, he felt weak with relief, lust, and a sense of triumph. He had never had a woman like her; never even thought of it, never let himself. But he would have her, and by God, Xavier and anyone else who gave a crap could go to hell. Holding her arms with one of his hands, he used his other to grab the elastic of her underwear, tugging in down to her thighs. Then, he slipped it down one of her legs, pulling it taut and lifting her leg to pop it

Please Reply To This Sex Game
IF WE HAD SEX GAME (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out) DONT BE Skuured. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO REALLY WANTS BE WITH YOU. 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you make me say your name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would give me a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all ur clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick me all over? 13. Would you like 2 play or get straight to the point?14. Would you take ur time? 15. Would u fall asleep when we were done? 16. Would u go fast or slow? 17. Where would u wanna "do it"? 18 Would we be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked you? 20. Would you do it 2day? 21. Would you do it 2morrow? 22. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?

Xxx-men:man Mutant Cyborg 24/7 Ch. 01 B
xXx-Men:Man Mutant Cyborg 24/7 Ch. 01 by X Writer © Theresa felt the increased uncontrolled thrusts of James’ crotch into her face, his sparse curly pubic hairs tickling at her petite slim nose. At this moment, she had only two frequencies going, a nice resonance. Of course, if she wanted a midnight snack, she would have to add a third. Bobbing her head on his iron hard shaft, she flexed her vocal cords to begin a third note, completing the chord. The higher frequency, buzzing like a mad mosquito, drove straight through James’ flesh, along the massive pole and into his scrotum. James grunted as if he had been punched hard in the stomach, that electric buzzing sensation having reached his throbbing nuts. His eyes rolled back in their sockets, his mind a blaze of exploding pleasure. YES! Late night protein shake! Theresa smirked as she felt James’ prick pulse in her throat. She found it near impossible to concentrate on keeping the right frequencies flowing through the restricted

Self-realization C
Self-Realization by Croctden © “Good morning sleepyhead.” Lois beamed. He happily flopped back on the bed. She scooted up to receive a kiss from her new lover. “What were you doing?” “No more than I did last night, which I do not recall you complaining about.” Clark rolled her over and kissed her. “So how are you this morning?” “The best I have ever been. I just woke up with the woman I love in my arms, well sort of.” Lois was still thrilled to hear that he loved her. “No need to be vulgar. I love you too.” They kissed again. “Well that dress was definitely a good idea.” Lois giggled. “You would not believe how much worrying I did about it, I felt almost naked in it.” “Trust me I know. It had quite an effect on me.” “I figured that out last night.” “Do you want a little more proof?” “That’s okay, I still need some recovery time from last night.” “Not too much I hope.” Clark slid his hands down her back. She jumped. “Well…” Her alarm clock caught

Samhain Ritual
As this high Sabbatt swiftly aproches i thought i would dig out a ritchal to share and i came across this one i wish all Brother's and Sister's of the craft a blessed Samhain and may the Goddess walk with you on your path Cleanse the circle area with your besom (broom). Cast the circle in your normal manner. Have everyone ground and center themselves, and bless and welcome all. HPS: Once again we meet to turn the wheel. It is the festival of Samhain, the eighth and final spoke of the wheel. On this night, we perceive that the boundaries between the worlds are thin, less defined. The souls of either realm might look beyond the veil and glimpse the other side and perhaps pass through. Our Lord Sun has become the Lord of Shadows. The days grow shorter, the nights cooler. Divination is at it's peak of performance. CRONE: The Cosmos tonight provides a mirror of your soul. Reflecting the cycles of your life that you create. On this night of darkness, look to the mystery

Hi All
just writing to see im so confused about my life lately i have alot of decsions to make about my life,,,sighssss,,,i am not a happy woman as of now,,,i have no life and i dont get out and have fun at all ,,,im hoping to move back home real soon please think good thoughts for me my friends love ya sandy xoxo and have a great weekend

One Side Of A Phone Convo Lmmfsao!
Ever been just sittin there, somebody else's phone rings, they answer it and start havin their conversation w/ whoever's on the other end o' da line.......... and what's being said is sooooooooo effin funny that ya almost piss yaself laughin?? Well, that happened tonight to me, my ex was talkin w/ one of his band members about guitars n amps , while we along with our son were in the van and tryin to be quiet so he could talk w/ his buddy right..... but when he started sayin certain things, we couldn't help but start giggling n laughin , started making hand gestures n such too lmaoo ....... ex tried his best to NOT bust up while on the phone w/ his buddy and was havin a very hard time NOT laughin lol...... I never realized b4 how SOME things while talkin about guitars n amps can be sooo funny and sound like somebody's talkin sex stuff, even if it's just all innocent bs talk. LOL My son and me cracked up listening to him chat away about how he needs to lube it up so it'll mo

To Those Who Serve
I want to say thank you to all that serve, it takes a strong male or female to go out there and defend their country. I don't know many people who could scarfice months apart from their family. I served for 2 years, I got out on a family care plan. I hope I didn't let my country down. I hope all yall our blessed, for those away at war my prays are with you return safely to your families.

Ode 2 The Woman Of My Life
im sorry 4 bein a pain i know at times i drive u insane i sometimes wonder how it can be that i ended up you ever lovin me u deserve the best but you got the worst u settled for last when u shoulda got first but dont take this wrong im not pushing u away cause i need u here so please say youll stay i wanna show my love by doin the right thing i cant wait till x~mas cause i just got your custom made ring love you babe

It Would Have Been How Long???
Well...here we go... I kno it is taking so long for the divorce with Jeff. But here is why. I gave the papers to him. He has yet to look at them, well thats what he kept telling me. Now, after our discussion tonite, he has "lost" the papers that I paid 220 to get processed. All they needed was his signature, to be notarized, then filed in court. So...I have made phone calls to see what I need to do to file a non-contested divorce. Its gonna cost money especially up front. So...I am trying to work my ass off...literally...to get those funds. He wants me to come back...I told him no. Kinda funny in a way since today would have been our 10 year anniversary since we dated. He was 35 and I was 21. I kinda hate going down there. I miss my kitties tho! :( I am thinking as well to save money for a deposit and have at least one of my kitties come up here with me. And that would be Shorty. He acts more like a dog than a cat. He just isnt your "typical" cat. And I miss my Sh

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If Your Interested...
Iv extended my search for someone...hoping to have better results. There is much more about me in greater detail on my OkCupid Profile...for any girls who might be interested...heres the link. http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=LonelySoul101

The Escape;)
It is quiet around me. The air is cold. If I can get to the gym, I will be ok. Each frustration and anxiety will disappear. The first glance chills me, but I know I will ride. I step out into the cold air, and yes, I will wear leathers today. At first it is easy, this decision to make. I ride. When I step next to her I smile, and mount her grinning. In just a moment, I reach to engage her, and I hear the engine turn. It is thunderous, and like often before my heart sinks. I feel my anxieties lifted, and a burdened soul, that tries to sleep, awakens with a smile. Throttling up, I see the window vibrate next to me, and I move my sweet king, back towards the door. She slowly moves backward and exits onto the grass. The neighbor in the distance peeks out a window and waves. In the seconds it takes to pull around the house, I think: Good choice, I ride! I leave her. She sits pretty while I return in the house and get gloves, glasses, leathers, work out gear. Again, I

Bad Little Bat Ch. 01
Bad Little Bat Ch. 01 by odderotica © Gotham is a big scary dark city. Barbra grew up here. She is a bright girl, quite small and agile, with a mind and body that match. School come easy for her, as most things did. Still, she was poor. On her Father’s salary, she could not complain. Not even the Police Commissioner makes that much in Gotham, partly to keep the cops looking for bribes and hand outs. Everything in that city seemed geared toward corruption, but her Father was not corrupt. But she was. Her Father worked within the system, within the law. Barbra's friends did not. She trained and studied for years and at 17, she set out to shadow the Batman. A year later, she was 'full partners" in on the whole secret. The next year, she went off on her own again, with support, to best use her own ways. The lights went out, and the backup batteries must have failed. He stopped rolling his joint, stood up and grabbed his piece. With a languid step he stumbled into the kitchen. Laz

Peek A Boooooooooo
Peeking In To Say Boo! Its Friday~Where the **** did my week go?~ ___#######______######___ __##########_##########__ _#######__!!!///_######### _#######__( ô ô )__#########_ _######_oo0-(_)0oo_########_ _ ######################__ ___####################___ ____##################____ ______###############_____ ________############_______ __________########___ ____________#####____ _____________###_ Love Jade~~ ~Stopping in to wish you a relaxing Friday, catch ya laters~

Lightning In The Night Pt. 1 A
Lightning In The Night Pt. 1 a by Ann Douglas The following is a work of erotic fiction and includes scenes of sexual activity. It includes characters that are copyrighted by DC Comics. This story is intended for the non-commerical enjoyment of fans and should be considered a parody . No copyright infringement is intended and no profit will be made from the distribution of this story. Part One The tall, pretty brunette walked, full of confidence, into the office waiting room. It was a confidence that faded just a bit as she saw the long line of equally beautiful young women that had gotten there ahead of her. Walking up to the receptionist's desk, the twenty-five year old started to introduce herself to the older woman but was cut off as the seated blond handed her a small handful of forms. "Put your name on the waiting list, then have a seat and fill these out," she said, not even looking up from the magazine she was reading. "When it's time for your i

Confused...?
I stay confused here lately. I often just sit here and think about all sorts of things. Crazy things, stupid things, people, drama.....just all sorts of things go on in my little brain. *no comments, honey... Today I felt like cleaning my pics up a little. I have too many people, mainly men, who just want to see my nsfw pics. I am not into just showing everyone ME so I closed some folders. I have not added any nsfw pics (I don't think I did) I just made them private. I may take some new pics next week and add them and I will let some of you see them. It's nothing against any of my friends, I promise...I just get sick of the pervs asking to see my p**** (as if I had any pics of that to show them). There is so much drama on this site. I have enough drama...I don't need any more~! can I get an AMEN?? LOL This weekend is going to be a fun one for me and the kids. We have a Halloween gathering to go to at the park here in town on Saturday and then Sunday we have NOTHING t

Lightning In The Night Pt. 1 B
Lightning In The Night Pt. 1 b by Ann Douglas The following is a work of erotic fiction and includes scenes of sexual activity. It includes characters that are copyrighted by DC Comics. This story is intended for the non-commerical enjoyment of fans and should be considered a parody . No copyright infringement is intended and no profit will be made from the distribution of this story. Kara had just passed over the waterfront on her way to the west side when the sound of a distant explosion caught her attention. Reacting automatically, she banked her flight sharply, catching sight of a cloud of bright orange smoke that was just beginning to rise in the distance. In less time then it took to think about it, the last Daughter of Krypton's phenomenal memory created a map of the city in her mind and plotted the location of the explosion on it. "Rao help me," she called out to the empty air as she pivoted and dove in the direction of the ascending cloud. "That'

Puzzles And Pieces > But God Fits>.. Poem / By Diana
Life is a puzzle to place each piece, so it fits . We must let the sharp edges go . Round off the corrners to fit like so. Smooth edges , to place all the pieces where they fit. I cant even really imigine this. My life doesn,t fit at times , but with luck and some grace,from God. I can make the puzzle take place. My life is in my hands and God has a view for me of greatness. All the past was bad .. Now a new begining , a fresh start away from all that. Puzzled and yet dazed . I do live and have learned to let forgiveness take place. To move on and begin a new . To put lifes pieces in with glue . Strong I am and will be . For my Lord does love me . Puzzles they are one piece at a time , to drop into place as they come . So is life when we must , we do what there is, and in God we must trust. for he knows whats best for us. Amen!!!

Wtf?
I am on a family emergancy and and can not put stuff on their computer. but still I up loaded alot of pic's before leaving and just checked it and I have no damn comments over 3? WTF? I have been rating and busting my damn ass all the time to help friends but it look's like I have but 3 damn friends? If that is so then get the heck off my dang page!I will be back soon and when I am , I shall deleted all whom are page sitting! I am sick of giving and not getting!!!! So back it off my page! I am not here to back you!But to back myself and the 3 damn friends that I do seem to have! SO FUBAR OFF MY PAGE OR RATE ME BEFORE I GET BACK! I HAVE ENOUGH STUFF IN MY FAMILY LIFE WITHOUT ON LINE SHIT!!! Give back or get the hell off my damn page! SIMPLE!!!!!!!!! Back it up!~Donna~

Perverts
Seeing naked pics getting invitations to view them all sicken me but thr worst is seeing retards coming on my page and starting shit with me. Fucking guys want me to add them so they can flirt with all the women on my page or hook up with them. They get mad when I deny them. I am called all kinds of names because I hate guysand am classified as "Doing every girl on my list" Tht is a bunch of bull shit half the people there are not even in the same area as me for one and for two I am not u I don't need to post naked pics and act stupid and have sex with every one to be myself U damn sexual vampires.Most women here are back stabbing lying sluts and most men here r perverted ass fuckers. I am not apart of it and get sick of fuckign tards coming to my page bitchin me out because i wont let them flirt with my friends.Sorry but I talk to real people who have real thingsto say not people who want to show off their little cock and small pea tits good day fuckers Cain

Jd Signs With Hartke!!!!
Hartke is proud to announce that John "JD" DeServio of Black Label Society is now a platinum member of the Hartke Players Club. JD is one of our first endorsees to play our new HyDrive cabinets and LH heads. In addition to participating in a worldwide advertising campaign, JD will conduct clinics around the United States to spread the word about our innovative new speaker technology: HyDrive.

Vows
My love, My sher you showed me what it is to be to be..truly and completely loved with a love, beyond all others a love of our two old souls that finally innertwine after life times of searching leaving no doubt, our souls are finally where they belong Showing one another, what it means to be loved deeper, the forever to be loved more passionate, then ever so when i say i do i mean..i have, i will and i'll always love you, with a love thats deeper and more passionate then ever felt beefore

Saturday Morning
Saturday morning and the house is quiet. Peter got up at 2:15am this morning to head up to the cabin. He took Christopher with him and someone up there that lives by us will bring him home tomorrow. Peter wanted to get up there bright and early! His family hunts and they get up early there. Peter doesn't hunt, he just likes going out with his Dad to give him company. I personally wouldn't want to see anyone shoot a Bambi but that is my opinion! So Anthony stayed the night at a friends house and Ashton went to work this morning and I am all alone. Nice quiet house. Oh, there is Molly and Izzy. My dog and cat. When I got up this morning I heard this noise coming from Christopher's room, a thumping sound. I look in his room and there is Molly on his bed thumping her tail against the bed. I had to laugh. Now I get to change his sheets too! lol I think I might go to the movies today. Maybe I will wait until my daughter gets off work to go with her? To see what? I don'

Fanning
If you have noticed that I have removed myself from your fan list, that is because you have not fanned me in return. I appreciate the love being returned. It is only fair that those that I took the time to fan in the first place return that. If you want to fan me back, then I'll be happy to RE-fan you :)

Big Log
My love is in league with the freeway Its passion will ride, as the cities fly by And the tail-lights dissolve, in the coming of night And the questions in thousands take flight My love is a-miles in the waiting The eyes that just stare, and the glance at the clock And the secret that burns, and the pain that grows dark And it's you once again Leading me on - leading me down the road Driving beyond - driving me down the road My love is exceedingly vivid Red-eyed and fevered with the hum of the miles Distance and longing, my thoughts do provide Should I rest for a while at the side Your love is cradled in knowing Eyes in the mirror, still expecting they'll come Sensing too well when the journey is done There is no turning back - no There is no turning back - on the run My love is in league with the freeway Oh the freeway, and the coming of night-time My love is in league with the freeway

Can You Answer My Riddle?
I look in the mirror and all I see is a surrounding color of red that consumes the body. Staring at the person in the mirror is the side it once was, a side it enjoyed being. the look of seduction, giving that warmth threw the tips of its fingers to others, sitting on top of its throne looking at the world below its feet. One day it awoken the early morn. It saw a different color. A color that went away but stood by its side. It does not give a shit anymore, it's what happens when time surpasses on. What it keeps with it, stays with it and what it dont want, will get burned in the flames. Now the only question is, what is "IT"

You Might Be A Pennsylvanian If
You refer to Pennsylvania as "PA." You know how to pronounce Bryn Mawr, Schuylkill, Bala Cynwyd, Duquesne, Punxsutawney, Susquehanna, and Allegheny. You know what a "Mummer" is. You can use the phrase "fire hall wedding reception" and not even bat an eye. You absolutely hate T.O. You really miss Y-100. At least 5 people on your block have electric "candles" in all or most of their windows all year long. Words like "hoagie", "sticky buns", "shoo-fly pie", "pierogies" and "pocketbook" actually mean something to you. You know the time and location of every "wing night" in a 20 mile radius. You consider an exotic vacation to be a trip to Ocean City, Virginia Beach, or Myrtle Beach. You think very little of an Amish buggy on the road. You've run up the steps to the art museum emulating Rocky at least once. You know that Intercourse, Climax, Virginville, Paradise, Mars, and Slippery Rock, Blue Ball, and Bird in Hand are all PA towns. You love Birch Beer

I Just Wroted It Hehe
Here we are in our wedding white, listening to the sweet harmony of the music, hoping that we can only make it through this night, both our lives shattered into pieces like a mosaic. The sorrows of many have clouded our minds, but to you and I our love is of the heart, not sheepishly hid nor confined, I sit here and hope that we never part. My love has surpassed all others in the beyond, missing you everyone minute of the day, whether your beside me or you are gone, holding onto the dreams that I pray. Now at the alter exchanging our vowes hand in hand, you want to devote your heart to me, just as much as I want to be your man, the preacher says you may now take the ring. Things changing right before our eyes, never knowing what life might be, I look to you in sweet admiration and then realize, you are the one I want to cherish and take to death with me. Now here we are wed the preacher says kiss the bride, I raise the vale tears on my face, seeing the b

Slow Tears
Slow tears I look up as a tear rolls slowly down my cheek I think about better days and wonder if I'll feel that way again you look at me with those eyes I know so well always serious, so deep and insightful as though you're always in control But not today not now Now you look so scared like for once you don't have the answer I gaze at you looking deep into those hazel eyes Hoping to understand why you've said those things you did I wonder for a moment if this is all a dream if I shall wake in the morning and be relieved you look at me with a confusion I have never seen slowly pull me towards you and wipe the tears from my cheek

Taken
to those who keep asking ,yes i have a very caring boyfriend who lives with me,there is an age differance but we get along great as like others we have our spats but we are fine.no we are not swingers either.i dont share well with others.i just like meeting new people and talking to them i get bored ,when hes not around and all my friends are gone.no one left to talk to.

Dude... Why Do Peopel Gotta Steal My Shit
im a jerk... ok everone knows this... so... i let someone stay in my house... fine... but then here comeones someone else... SHE WOULDNT FUCKING LEAVE. Finally i tolf her politly to GTFO and she did... totally peaced.. no gratitude..nothing.. finally i see her.. confront her LIKE AN ADULT... and she plays stupid. As most that are close to me koe i am moving. I start to go pack some shit thats int he bath room. jewlery is in the bathroom in boxes... noone ever touched. of 2 peices that mean the world to me.. one is gone. it was white gold diamond and tanzinite ring that was given to me when my daughter was born. what...the wench couldnt steal oneof the 4 computer in the house, the 12004 TV MY FUNITURE... BED ANYTHING ELSE??? NO SHE STOLE SOMETHING THAT WAS PART OF MY HEART. i cant wear it. i had surgery on my arm and my hand is all swolen so its been in a box for 2 yrs. IM pissed. i will get the bitch.

One Wish
If i could make one wish, what would be my one desire.... would i wish that the world would be rid of such liars... would i wish to turn back time, to right all wrong doing... would i wish to continue the dream i once was persuing... would i wish for all treasures given to me at no cost... or...would i wish for her back, the greatest love i ever lost... no i cant do that, i wouldnt test fate or change my God given destiny... maybe i would just wish for an increase of the talents that rest in me... maybe i would wish for world peace, no more fighting and death... maybe wish for an increase of life, adding to the days i have left... maybe i would wish that it never rained; that the sun would always shine... or maybe i would just wish for that special someone, that i could honestly call mine... maybe i would wish that my car would never run out of gas... or maybe wish i didnt have regret, for the things of my past... maybe i would wish i could fly, soar proudly with birds...

Gone But Never Forgotten
There comes a time in everyone's life when you have to let go and say goodbye. Even though it may hurt, and the outcome will make you cry. Holding on to someone that doesn't love you will only induce the pain, Of trying to figure out what went wrong, and starting all over again. You heart cries out every day for the person that you love, Only to be ignored, somewhat forgotten, never again being thought of. It hurts so badly, it cuts so deep, like a sword pierced right through the soul, When no one is there to comfort your heart, and just leaves you in the cold. You turn to your friends, you turn to your family, but no one could understand, However could you love someone so much, and yet still the love goes bland. No one could say anything; no one could comfort me now. Because I forever lost the love of my life, and yet I still don't know how. With the blink of an eye she was gone, just like a flash in the sky, One day we're saying "I love you so much", the next we're sayin

Memory V Julie And Daniel First Date
It had not been but two to three weeks later...second or third meeting, that our first date had transpired. After meeting her parents a few weeks before...I was informed everything was well. Her parents liked my parents, and they liked me. There was what seemed to be endless love between us...even though my parents were bothered some by her relentless calling. Rules didn't seem to apply to her...or atleast she would act as if she wasn't aware of the rules on calling times. After waiting patiently but anxiously all week...I was driven to her house. It was there that we were dropped off at ruby tuesday for dinner just the two of us. After dinner which I gladly payed her meal and mine...we walked a short distance to superplay. Upon ready to leave...she had called her dad for a ride home. It was the best and only good date Iv ever had...not like a previous one years back with a slut...u can't really call that a date...considering I was ditched...yes I was young and stupid but I still shou

Musica Nocturna: Spooky Spectacular Playlist 10/28/07
BAUHAUS - Bela Lugosi's Dead CONCRETE BLONDE - Bloodletting (The Vampire Song) (Extended Version) THE ELECTRIC HELLFIRE CLUB - Incubus (Leaether Strip Remix) DAVID BOWIE - Scary Monsters (& Super Creeps) ECHO & THE BUNNYMEN - Killing Moon BLUTENGEL - Lucifer (Single Edit) GOTHMINISTER - Monsters GRENDEL - Zombienation (v 2K5) :WUMPSCUT: - Cannibal Anthem ZOMBIE GIRL - Go Zombie VOLTAIRE - Zombie Prostitute DEPECHE MODE - The Dead of Night NINE INCH NAILS - Dead Souls ROB ZOMBIE - House of 1000 Corpses ALIEN SEX FIEND - Dead and Buried (12" Mix) COLLIDE - The Lunatics Have Taken Over the Asylum NEUROTICFISH - They're Coming to Take Me Away SIOUXSIE & THE BANSHEES - Spellbound A SPLIT SECOND - Mambo Witch SWITCHBLADE SYMPHONY - Witches GARY NUMAN - Haunted LOVE & ROCKETS - Haunted (When The Minutes Drag) GOD MODULE - Spooky LEAETHER STRIP - Beyond the Black Hills TYPE O NEGATIVE - Be My Druidess MY LIFE WITH THE THRILL KILL KULT - Do U Fear (For Your Child)? THE

My Major
Confusion and frustration... that's what I am going through right now. Should I stay with the major I have now that I am really not happy with but know that I may have enough of a grant to finish, or do I change to an online college and get the degree I wanted to begin with, but have to worry if I will be able to swing it financially. I have to make a decision by Wednesday when I meet with the college advisor. So she can help me figure things out. God I hate not knowing what I want to do!!!

Y Do I
y do i care if someone cares for me... y do i want someone to care for me it feels like its all lies it feel like m use here for playing with y does everything hurt so much oh well maybe i should just not try and figure it out

Akward And Sleepy Me
right npw i really want to sleep but my friends ex is here and ureally just dont like the guy. i can hear him talking to her and i hate the things he sas to her and the way he says them. it remindds me of the way a cat will try to get a bird out of a tree. i just cant sleep with him doing this to her. ihate it. iknow he i just trying to get her back and in just hear the lies and it makes me want to scream, but i cant. soo yeah i am suck in my bed trying to sleep and it sucks

2008 Election
Where are all the redneck Republicans? Well lets just hope a dickhead-do nothing Democrat doesnt win the next Presidential election. Especially another Clinton for Christs sake! Our country is in enough shit now with all the fuckin Mexicans here--OVER 12 million. If they all became citizens they are allowed to bring 3 family members here--that would be 48 million beaners living here sucking up our welfare system and raiseing YOUR taxes! Wake the fuck up people!

What Is A True Friend?
SOMEONE WHO LISTENS SOMEONE WHO TELLS YOU THE TRUTH ABOUT YOURSELF AND YOU LISTEN AND APPRECIATE IT SOMEONE WHO YOU WOULD BREAK ALL APPOINTMENTS TO BE WITH SOMEONE WHO ARRIVES UNEXPECTEDLY AS YOU ARE GOING OUT AND YOU WANT WITH ALL YOUR HEART TO TAKE THEM WITH YOU SOMEONE YOU DON'T WANT TO LEAVE, NO MATTER HOW MUCH TIME YOU HAVE SPENT WITH THEM

Headaches
I read about this in my Mens Health mag on the metro this afternoon and just found this online.... - Just at the start of a migraine, put five to ten drops of a cayenne extract in the nostril on the side of the headache. Hold the medicine in the nostril. The headache is usually gone in about 10 minutes. Even after headaches are well established the cayenne extract will work fairly well. In these cases it may need to be used on both sides. Interestingly enough, the pain in the nostrils is not as intense as one would think it could be. The way to make the tincture is a quarter of a teaspoon of cayenne pepper in one cup of pure grain alcohol from a liquor store at 80 - 95% concentration, the best solvent range for cayenne. Let is set for a day or two and it is then ready for use. EVEN BETTER :):) --- The weekly magazine Freundin said scientists have found that regular sex produces hormones including adrenaline and cortisol. These stimulate the brain, which in turn helps

Lustful Ghost
June was looking for a house today she was tireed of living in the condo she owned,it was just too much to handle now that she had divorced Gary. She drove all over town looking for a quiet place to live..she wanted to get a couple of dogs too so she was looking for abig yard, with a 2 bedroom house and one bath and large kitchen, she had read that there was such a place north of town and out in the middle of country but not far. She had heard stories that a young farm hand had lived there after hisfather had died, and he had died of a tractor accident, and that the lover he had died too and thats why he had lived alone all those years in that house. His hunger for love had grown very strong in the house that it seemed overwhelming they had told her. She pulled into the driveway to find the realtor there waitin for her. She seemed middle aged and alil worn for the weather but a handsome lady tho...hello she said extending her hand in greeting..Im Ms Robeson, the realtor you talked wit

Goth Lix What!!????
Click any pic to get to Goths Twiztid Reality...Where you can hear DJ~GothLeTTe kickin the wikid shit!!WooP WooP!! hurry in! DJ~GothLeTTe Like what you hear? Click a picture and get your ass in to hear more, check out one of FuBars hottest lounges for Fam.

Black Fvcking Metal!
New release soon, remember only a few copies available. Prove your worth and you'll recieve one free! Hail the destroyer! Featuring the tracks: War Soul Dejection Aer Unanimis And the unnamed outro. Contact me for details.

Tree Hugger
The head Greenie Tree Hugging Lady Activist, who was responsible for getting horses banned from National Parks and State Forests, was climbing a big tree to have a look out over the forestry when a Tawny Frogmouth Owl attacked her for invading its nesting site. In a panic to make her escape, she slid down the tree, getting many splinters in the crotch of her designer shorts. In considerable pain she hurried to the nearest Doctor, told him she was an environmentalist, and how she got all the splinters. The Doctor listened with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She waited for three hours before the Doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded: "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her: "Well, I had to get permits from The Environmental Protection Agency, The Forestry Service, National Parks and Wildlife Service, Rural Fire Service, and from Conservation and Land Managemen

A History Of Samhain
Samhain is an ancient Pagan Celtic tradition and the time of year when the veil between this world and the world of the dead is at its very thinnest. At this time, the spirits of the dead traditionally mingle with the living. Celts believed that the very presence of these spirits could be used to help make predictions about the future. Samhain means "the end of summer" and is also known as Shadowfest, Old Hallowmas, Martinmas, Hallowmas, the Witch's New Year, Third Harvest, Day of the Dead, Celtic New Year, Festival of Pamona, Santos and Celtic Winter. This time of year represents the final harvest before the arrival of winter. Samhain makes its auspicious appearance each year on October 31st in this hemisphere and on May 1st in the Southern Hemisphere. It is now that the Dark Lord will pass into the Underworld and be re-born again at Yule. Ancient Celts divided the year into two seasons -- the light season and the dark season. Beltane on May 1st was the start of the light se

Fuck
Yesterday basically sucked ass and today isn't shaping up to be any better. For all of you people who have myspace- are you all aware that you can tell when people have read your sent message? I guess I'm not feeling as bitchy, or maybe it's brave, as I thought I was. I was going to repost the message I sent but I know I'd reget it as soon as I hit post. Fuck. Guys- you all suck. Go cut off your cocks.

~men's English~
"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry. "I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy. "I'm tired" = I'm tired. "Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you? "Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you? "Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you? "May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you "Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage! "You look tense, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you "What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? "What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question. "I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex? "I love you" = let’s have sex now. "I love you too" = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now! "Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me. "Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal f

I Wait No Longer
To My Heart and Soul, I have spent my life waiting ... not living, nor loving, but waiting. Waiting for the one that would inspire me to be all I can be, to live up to every expectation, to reach every goal, to know that I may fail sometime but I will never be alone or waiting again. You brought to my cold empty heart the reason to live and to love with a passion only you could bring. Your words of acceptance and love have soothed the aching in my empty heart and now I am at peace with myself and the world around me. I know that one day I will come to you never to wait anymore. I love you with every ounce of my being ... "Yours is the first name I call and the last name I will ever whisper." Love always, John

The Man Rules!
This was sent to me by a good friend and I got a good laugh out of it, so now I'm passing it on! ~The Man Rules~ At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down! Finally, the guy's side of the story. We always hear "THE RULES" from the female side. Now here are the rule from the male side. These are our rules! Please note...These are all numbered "1"...ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind reader! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat! You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, You need it down. You Don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down! 1. Sunday sports...It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be! 1. Crying is BLACKMAIL! 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK! STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK! OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK! JUST SAY IT! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost ever

Love?
When love has come But soon is gone It begs the question Was it there The love was lost And never found Lost without you Lost without me Lost into eternity Was the love just a figment A figment of our minds Something we could ponder But never express Was it love or just a feeling Was it love or just healing Healing from the hatred The hatred of our hearts Our past was deep and full of pain We needed this to release the stain For this I do not regret The time with you that I had spent

Naked Sleepwalking Problem
They sound more like zombies than sleepwalkers... Thu Oct 25, 9:50 AM ET A surge in naked sleepwalking among guests has led one of Britain's largest budget hotel groups to re-train staff to handle late-night nudity. Travelodge, which runs more than 300 business hotels in Britain, says sleepwalking rose seven-fold in the past year, and 95 percent of the somnambulants are scantily clad men. "We have seen an increased number of cases over the years so it is important that our staff know how to help sleepwalking when it arises," Leigh McCarron, the chain's sleep director, said in a statement. One tip in the company's newly released "sleepwalkers guide" tells staff to keep towels handy at the front desk in case a customer's dignity needs preserving. The company said naked wanderers often ask receptionists such questions as "Where's the bathroom?," "Do you have a newspaper?" or "Can I check out, I'm late for work?" Studies have found that sleepwalking can be brought on

Hell Of A Deal For House Hunters!
Couple dead serious about selling house Tue Oct 30, 4:55 PM ET It's the deal of a lifetime. Bob and Ricki Husick of Pittsburgh are offering anyone who buys their home a full refund when they die. The Husicks have been trying to sell their suburban home for almost a year, but have failed to do so in the current shaky market. Some area homeowners have lowered prices, offered free trips and tried a variety of other gimmicks, but the Husicks came up with their own unique incentive. The couple have no heirs and built the house in 1993. They want $399,900 for the four-bedroom, 3 1/2-bath home, which is located about 20 miles north of Pittsburgh. Under the Husicks' offer, the buyer would get the sale price back when they die. Wait, there's more: If the buyer agrees to care for the couple in old age, he could also inherit their retirement home in Arizona. "Why not go for the works? So if we're worth $2.5 million, you get it all," said Husick, 55.

...but Know It's Too Late...
Caught up in this madness too blind to see. Woke animal feelings in me. Took over my sense and I lost control. Ill taste your blood tonight. You know I make you wanna scream. You know I make you wanna run from me baby but know its too late, youve wasted all your time. Relax while youre closing your eyes to me. So warm as Im setting you free. With your arms by your side theres no struggling. Pleasures all mine this time. You know I make you wanna scream. You know I make you wanna run from me baby but know its too late, youve wasted all your time. Cherishing, those feelings pleasuring. Cover me, unwanted clemency. Scream till theres silence. Scream while theres life left, vanishing. Scream from the pleasure, unmask your desire, perishing. Weve all had a time where weve lost control. Weve all had our time to grow. Im hoping Im wrong but I know Im right. Ill hunt again one night. You know I make you wanna scream. You know I make you wanna run from me baby but know its too late,

Obituary Of Common Sense
My parents told me about Mr. Common Sense early in my life and told me I would do well to call on him when making decisions. It seems he was always around in my early years but less and less as time passed by until today I read his obituary. Please join me in a moment of silence in remembrance. For Common Sense had served us all so well for so many generations. Obituary Common Sense Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children are in charge). His health began to deteriora

You Think You Have It Bad?
It may take you two minutes to read this, but if you do not take the time to read this you are one of the people that we are talking about. You stay up for 16 hours. He stays up for days on end. You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. You put on your anti war/ don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. You complain about how hot it is. He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off hi

A Wonderful Sight
The shadows extend, The beautiful lights, The magnificence of the sun, A wonderful sight! The birds are singing, Praising God, Each one knows their Maker, A wonderful sight! Harvest time has ended, Each grain retrieved, The land now rests, A wonderful sight! Who is the Maker? He who keeps the sparrow, He who watches over the land, A wonderful God! 03-25-05 ~*Lauren*~

40 Secrets About Me!
40 Secrets About Yourself Be honest...no matter what 1. Have you ever been asked out? Yes 2. Where was your default picture taken? In my room. 3. What is your middle name? May 4. Your current relationship status? Single 5. Does your crush like you back Probably NOT...but Im pretty sure he knows! 6.What is your current mood? Stressed and Upset 7. what color underwear are you wearing? AE pink, brown, green and white stripes 8. What color shirt are you wearing? Purple Apparently, nine does not exist??? 10. If you could go back in time and change something, would you? Most definitely 11. If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? a penguin 12. Ever had a near death experience? A couple actually. 13. Something you do a lot? Talk on the phone 14.? I guess 14 doesn't exist either. 15.Who did you copy and paste this from? Morgan 16. Name someone who has the same birthday as you.. My uncle, middle school friend from I

Proud To Be Me!
I dont agree with any White Supremisist groups or the Ku Klux Klan or anything like that because most (if not all) these groups are a bunch of drunkin idiots! But I am proud to be a white American! I think everybody should be proud to be who they are and not be jealous because someone has somethings you dont. Everyone of color seems to think that just because youre white--youre rich or something! What are you an idiot? Anyone who is rich in this country has worked and earned an honest living. They went to school, got an education, and went to work everyday--thats life! I believe we would have less problems in America if we still had Segregation. Lets face it--we all bleed red but were not all the same. And please dont anyone give me that shit about the white folks have more opportunities and money to go to school--we are ALL entitiled to grants and loans for education. Us white folks certainly dont have The United Caucasion College Fund! If anyone pays more for things it is the white m

Im Bored. So Heres A Survey
1. Would you get back with your last ex if you could? HEll NO 2. What color shirt are you wearing? A red hoodie.. 3. How many kids do you want to have? i have 2 but i want 2 more 4. Do you have a good relationship with your parents? Yes 5. What name would you want besides the one you have? i am fine being who i am 6. Would you ever make out with someone of the same sex? Plead the 5th 7. What did you do for your last birthday? Had dinner with my parents. then went to karoke. but my b-day turned ino a disater 8. What's your main ringtone on your phone? follow me - uncle kracker 9. What time did you wake up today? 5:30 10. What were you doing two nights ago? lol.. dont want to go there.. was in my bed upset, 11. Do you like having your hair pulled? depends on what im doin when its being pulled...HAHA but not hard though 12. Name something you can't wait to do. settlin down.. which is already happening to an extent 13. Last time you saw y

Public Service Announcement
A Halloween Safety Public Service Announcement. As we all prepare for this Halloween season, please take a few minutes to read some simple rules to help keep everyone safe. 1. - Don't assume the telephone calls are coming from another house. 2. - When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead. 3. - Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke. 4. - Don't go into the basement to check the power when the lights go out. 5. - If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared. This also applies to kids who speak with somebody else's voice. 6. - When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER split up and go it alone. 7. - Don't have sex. Especially if you've noticed a few of your friends are missing! 8. - As a general rule, don't

Poetry
what do you see when you look at me? do you see what I see? if I were to exsplain what I saw would it make your already distorted picture of me any clearer? Do you see my strength, and my ability to overcome? do you see tne love i have to give and the consant struggle i have showing you my heart? can you look past what you see and love me for who iam? so what do you see? do you see what i see? i guess it doesnt matter what you see all that matters is that these are gods gift too me...

An Update.
+ phil and i broke up, hopefully it's temporary. + I'm done crying. all it does it make me hurt more. I'm gonna buck it up. + Whatever happens with us, happens. at least he'll always be my friend. +I'm still not looking to date/do anything with anyone, sorry boys. + I"M ROCKING OUT WITH KALA AND ENGLISH TONIGHT! WHOO! WILD CRACK ORGIES FTW! xD lol just kidding. but expect tons of pics, english is looking mighty sexy today.

Crashing, I Guess
Everything crashes around me. I can't get up...the weight of everything just keeps me down, some things grab hold and pull me further down. I just can't break free. I don't know what he wants from me. I don't know what anyone wants from me. Especially any of THEM. I dunno. I give in too easy. I give it up too easy. Not to everyone. But I don't learn my lesson.I just keep going, doing the same things, screwing up for the same reasons...I can never get it right. I love that life's not fair. There's some sort of sick twisted irony it it all. Sure I sometimes bitch about how nothing ever goes right for me, but how brutally boring would it be if everything did? How weak and sissy-ish would I be then? Pretty damn pathetic. I mean yeah I cry sometimes. I get sensitive every once in a while. I let people use me like a door mat. But there are certain things that I'm pretty cut throat about. You don't get anywhere by lying down. I mean that literally also. I love that my children are

What Will You Receive On The 12 Days Of Christmas?
The Twelve Days of Christmasfor rainn:Day #Who?What they got you1sta confused homeless man bearing a sign that says, 'i'm a slave for you'2ndA forty pronged whip for lashing all of your friends3rdA polaroid of their genitals4than inverse restraining order, requiring you to be 'coupled' at all times5thA reverse strip tease6tha confused homeless man bearing a sign that says, 'i'm a slave for you'7tha pop-up kama sutra8than experimental vibrator9than inverse restraining order, requiring you to be 'coupled' at all times10tha tray of lewd ice cubes11tha taped-off-TV copy of 'the erotic adventures of hercules'

Which 80’s Nintendo Character Turned You On The Most?
You are most attracted to Tetris shapes You are not really into thinking Nintendo characters are hot. But you are damn addicted to finding a place for all of those shapes…innuendo anyone? Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

What Is Your Sexual Personality?
Daring, confident, animalistic You like to have a lot of sex and try a lot of things. You are very kinky and have a lot of confidence in yourself. You like to explore all aspects of sexuality because it is something that interests you a lot. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

20 Ways To Confuse Trick Or Treaters
1. Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand) 2. Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell, “Trick or Treat!” Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused. 3. Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers. Write on it, “Top Secret” in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look around suspiciously, say, “It’s about time you got here,” give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the door. 4. Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick-or-treaters come to the door, say, “Come in.” When they do, have everyone yell, “Surprise!!!” Act like it’s a surprise party. 5. Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out what’s wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that it makes an unnatural “whirring” sound. 6. After you give them candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a bill. 7. Open the door dressed as a giant fish. Im

The Rose
Some say love it is a river that drowns the tender reed Some say love it is a razor that leaves your soul to bleed Some say love it is a hunger an endless aching need I say love it is a flower and you it's only seed It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance It's the dream afraid of waking that never takes the chance It's the one who won't be taken who cannot seem to give and the soul afraid of dying that never learns to live When the night has been too lonely and the road has been too long and you think that love is only for the lucky and the strong Just remember in the winter far beneath the bitter snows lies the seed that with the sun's love in the spring becomes the rose @@@@Song by Bette Midler@@@@

Here Is My Life So Far
Well i'm 32 my name is jim have 2 kids love them to death married 8 years to awsome woman. i work in a casino in pa as security love throwing people out lol best part of job ben doing that for about 1 year now. i work on computers have my own buisness on the side been doing that for 16 years. and let's see my favs are big woman ,computers ,gaming,and the 3 loves i have my wife and kids. so if ya care alright if ya don't f off have a kickass day!!! jim

Halloween Blog.
I figured with today being Halloween, this may be a good blog subject: DEATH. What is it about DEATH that scares us so much? Is it mainly just a fear of the Unknown? A fear that one minute you could be talking to your best friend on the phone, then two minutes later, you're walking out to get your mail, only to be ran down by a passing motorist. Or is there more to it? Could it be just the fact that you're being forced to leave every single one of your loved ones immediately, without being able to say goodbye. Maybe it's even just the fear of going to sleep, and never waking up. Maybe it's just because DEATH is such a permanent result. Once you are dead, you're not coming back. Maybe also because DEATH is inevitable. No matter how many times you try to defy it, eventually, it gets you. DEATH does not care who you are, what your occupation is, how much money you make, or anything like that.DEATH is uncaring, cold, and inhumane. Yet, in a strange twist, DEATH is crucial to Life. DEATH

Pagan
They say an eye for an eye makes the world go blind. Well who ever started that breaking news dumb ass ITS ALREADY HAPPENED. On my religious rights site I got a message calling me a murder and telling me to go shoot up schools then kill myself because I am a gothic Pagan. The stereotypical bull shit that many try to pressure on many in my beliefs. A pagan is nothing to do with shooting up schools or have any thing to do with murder. We are a nature and astrology based religion. We are nothing like satanists, We and satanists as well do NOT sacrifice living things like virgins,children,animals,or any thing to be exact. We do not worship your man made scapegoat "the devil"Some of us acknowledge Jesus christ as a god others do not. To me my beliefs is based only and very loyally on the Egyptian Goddess Bast or Bastet the cat headed female Goddess. I do follow a dark path but of healing and getting my enemies back with hexes if they cause me danger. Being Pagan We do enforce love and bani

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Y'all Don't Know Canada, Eh!
Let me start by saying something I could never say last year. My best friends are American. Now, with that being said I decided I would look for a Canadian TV Special called "Talking to Americans". It was one of the funniest shows I ever saw. In fact, I was talking to a friend about a week after it aired and she said she saw the funniest show that she ever saw. I said, I know what one you mean. It was never intended by the show and definately not by me, to slam or insult any Americans. The humor here may be funnier to Canadians because we know the Canadian inside jokes invoved, but I am sure you will find it funny and laugh right along. The same pranks could have been pulled right on Canadians with the same results. The show is hosted by a guy named Rick Mercer, a popular Canadian comedian. Remember tho when viewing the clips, the comments on the page have nothing to do with the show's producers or by ole Habbbbb. The amazing thing is some of the people they bamboozle, like G W Bush an

Depressed
Depressed Another slow starting day with waking To depression deep in my soul. I've cried so many tears, you'd think I could cry no more, all I do is long to be happy with you.. But once again I toke a wrong turn, Now I am back to being depressed. How this world can be so cruel! Another slow starting day with Depression deep in my soul.. There is no easy way to get away From all the pain, I know I've tried many times before.. Now I need to fix my head before I can fix things with you and me, In the end I shall win, Because I long to be happy with you..

Pickup Lines
1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? 2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. 3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning! 4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized? 5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face. 6. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. 7. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck. 8. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!!!!! 9. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays? 10. You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you! 11. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special. 12. Can I touch your belly button . . . from the inside? 13. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I

He Said...she Said
he said icare about you she said that is nice he said i love you she said oh thats nice he said my heart is breaking she sais thats too bad he said i am crying she said you're too sad he said i give up she said good bye he said iam dying today and she asked "WHY" FIGGERS EH LOL

Yesterday And Today
I didn't do much today, wen tot bed at almost 5am, got up at 1:30pm LOL Did some cleaning, made dinner, now just relaxing online. Yesterday I was with Mikey all day, we went to one mall, then went for lunch to Tony Roma's what I had wasn't all that tasteful, but Itook it home and finished the rest. Then we went back to the mall hung around there,t hen took the bus to a different mall in my area of the city, took us a 2 hour bus ride LOL we were both falling asleep but I tried to talk to himt o keep him up LOL, when we got to the mall I was soo happy to get on my feet and walk LOL my ass was getting sore and numb. So we then went to dollarama, bought some shit there, then I went to get my nails redone, a fillw hich was $25 YIKES! Then we went to Radio Shack, or Source. He was looking at a video camera and I saw a mirco SD memory card for my razr for 20.00 it has 512 or 518 MB. Which is fine for me. But I am happy I have one now, and it's sooo tiny LOL. I can't believe i

This A Nice Story.
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alabama to be as far away from humanity as possible. Sam sees the mailman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise, it’s total peace and quiet. After 6 months or so of almost total isolation, he’s finishing dinner one day when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a big, bearded man standing there. “Name’s Enoch… Your neighbor from four miles over the ridge… Having a party Saturday… Thought you’d like to come.” “Great,” says Sam, “after 6 months of this I’m ready to meet some local folks. Thank you.” As Enoch is leaving he stops, “Gotta warn you there’s gonna be some drinking.” “Not a problem… After 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best of ‘em.” Again, as he starts to leave, Enoch stops. “More ‘n’ likely gonna be some fightin’ too.” Damn, Sam thinks… Tough crowd. “Well, I get along with peo

Halloween Was Kind A Okay.
Well yesterday on Halloween was kind a of bit okay.A bit better then last year thou.I didn't get to dress or go to a party like i always used to do.I just stayed home,and watch horror fest movies.I was kind a haveing a sucky day thou,but my bro just came and bought me a diet coke,and some Doritos to enjoy the movies.He got himself a six pack of bud light thou.Well i don't have friends,and my ex-girlfriend well i send her a text message wishing her happy Halloween,but she never return the message thou.what a bitch,oh well you can't please everyone.like about 10:30 p.m. my bro. went to the store and got me a bottle of Smirnoff,and got himself another six packs of beer.You know me and my bro could never get along during our past days.We would alway get into argument and get into a brawl fight.Yesterday on Halloween i had some beers with my bro and watch Planet Terror,it got okay.Since my mom past away we both haven't gotten into a brawl together.Anyways what does piss me off is that none

Quotes
I love my job. I get to go to a lot of oversea places... like Canada. -Britney Spears I see your playing stupid again... Looks like your winning too. Two muffins were sat in an oven. One muffin said to the other, "Ooh, gettin' a bit hot in here don't you think?!" The other backed away in suprise, "Oh My God!! A Talking Muffin!!" -Clairey Fairy : ) If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation or a murder?

School
i offically hate my school. i have to drop my math class because im not gonna pass it..i got the wrong book and the teacher failed to tell me until today so because i had the wrong book and never took the training program that goes with the book NONE of my tests counted. well i got an email today saying im on financial aid probation and i dont see why or how. they said i dropped a class over the summer(because it turns out i didnt need it for my major) and that if/when i drop this class ill have to submit an appeal to request further financial aid. i didnt use any aid for the summer so WTF. i swear if its not one thing its another.

Sherriff Joe At It Again!!!
Maricopa Countywas spending approx. $18 million dollars a year on stray animals, like cats and dogs. Sheriff Joe offered to take the department over, and the County Supervisors said okay. The animal shelters are now all staffed and operated by prisoners. They feed and care for the strays. Every animal in his care is taken out and walked twice daily. He now has prisoners who are experts in animal nutrition and behavior. They give great classes for anyone who'd liketo adopt an animal. He has literally taken stray dogs of the street,given them to the care of prisoners, and had them place in dog shows. The best part? His budget for the entire department is now under $3 million. Teresa and I adopted a Weimaraner from a Maricopa Countyshelter two years ago. He was neutered, and current on all shots, in great health, and even had a microchip inserted the day we got him. Cost us $78. The prisoners get the benefit of about $0.28 an hour for working, but most would work fo

Give A Big Fubar Welcome To My Prince Of A Dj Jimmie
HES NOT ONLY ONE OUTSTANDING DJ'S,ONE OF THEE BEST IN THE BUSINESS, HES OUTSTANDING PHOTOGRAPHER, AN OUTSTANDING INDIE ARTIST THAT CAN SANG PURPLE RAIN BETTER THEN PRINCE, HES A DEAR FRIEND, JIMMIE JOHNSON PLEASE ADD, IN MY FANS OF GLAD UR HERE JIMMIE, XOXO

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To My Sister (poem)
It brings tears to my eyes and ache to my heart Knowing that my sisters feelings have been hurt, You are such a wonderful person, and a beautiful woman, I still can’t understand why love hasn’t knocked at your door and stayed. You poor thing, you have been hurt so many times, I still wonder to this day, if you’ll ever get rid of all that pain. But you have to be strong, for you have a greater reason to keep going on. That little boy you have, one day will be a man, and you have to make sure He’s not a wife beater, but a romantic and charming gentleman. Time will pass and the pain will subdue, Only God knows if you will ever have the love you deserve. Open your eyes wide, let your self be happy with what you’ve got, Maybe that man by your side isn’t so bad.

New Track Up!
New style track Her Natural Majesty II - Wind & Sky is now up! This is not like my previous styles, it's something new, quite ethereal I think. Give it a try. Spread the word. Find me virgins to desecrate. Do whatever you gotta do. Just see what you think... Click here to visit the myspace page.

We Belong Together-mariah Carey
We Belong Together Lyrics I didn't mean it When I said I didn't love you so I should have held on tight I never should've let you go I didn't know nothing I was stupid I was foolish I was lying to myself I couldn't have fathomed that I would ever Be without your love Never imagined I'd be Sitting here beside myself 'Guess I didn't know you 'Guess I didn't know me But I thought I knew everything I never felt The feeling that I'm feeling Now that I don't Hear your voice Or have your touch and kiss your lips 'Cause I don't have a choice Oh, what I wouldn't give To have you lying by my side Right here, 'cause baby [Chorus:] When you left I lost a part of me It's still so hard to believe Come back baby please, 'cause We belong together Who else am I gonna lean on When times get rough? Who's gonna talk to me on the phone Till the sun comes up? Who's gonna take your

Forgive- Rebecca Lynn Howard
I always said that'd be it That I wouldn't stick around if it ever came to this So here I am, so confused How am I supposed to leave when I can't even move? In the time it would have took to say "honey I'm home, how was your day?" You dropped the bomb right where we live And just expect me to forgive... Chorus: Well that's a mighty big word for such a small man And I'm not sure I can Cause I don't even know now who I am It's too soon for me to say...forgive I should ask but I won't Was it love or just her touch? Cause I don't think I wanna know So get you some things And get out Don't call me for a day or two So I can sort this out Well you might as well have ripped the life right out of me Right here tonight And through the fallin tears you said "Can you ever just forgive?" Chorus You know what they say Forgive and forget Relive and regret Forgive... Chorus Oh...it's too soon for me to say FORGIVE

Makes You Think
WRITTEN BY A 15 yr. old SCHOOL KID IN ARIZONA: New Pledge of Allegiance (TOTALLY AWESOME) ! Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord's Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore Because the word "God" is mentioned.... A kid in Arizona wrote the attached NEW School prayer : - Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights . And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a

Led Zeppelin
Jimmy Page suffers injury 01.Nov.07 8:12pm Led Zeppelin have announced that they will postpone their reunion show due to an injury to guitarist Jimmy Page's finger. The show, which was originally scheduled for November 26 at London's 02 Arena, has been rescheduled for December 10. Page's injury occurred last weekend, and will prevent him from playing guitar for three weeks. "I have examined the fracture to Mr. Page's finger, and it is my opinion that with proper rest and treatment, he will be ready to resume rehearsing in three weeks' time, and thus able to perform on December 10," Page's medical specialist said in a statement. Page added, "I am disappointed that we are forced to postpone the concert by two weeks. However, Led Zeppelin have always set very high standards for ourselves, and we feel that this postponement will enable my injury to properly heal, and permit us to perform at the level that both the band and our fans have always been accustomed to." All tick

November 1
As a few of my friends and family noticed yesterday was my bday, and i took it off to pamper myself. Went to the day spa as a gift from my family, and then got to ride my new horse for the first time. Well, in the end.....after 3 hours of riding hed had enough and did a bucking bronco thing....and i finally went off but the foot stayed in the stirup.........needless to say after walking 1/2 mile back to the house, getting help to get back on and then riding the hell out of him i went to the hospital........and broke my ankle....Thanks to those friends and family who stopped by to wish me a good one.........nice to know who cares. Take care have a good weekend and I will see you all on monday......!! Adele

True Love??
True Love, it only comes once in every persons life. Now we may turn it away and love another but that ONE TRUE LOVE only comes once. It has always been said that for everyone there is one person who is his/her match. So few of us ever find our one true love. So many of us give up and just take what we have before us. Or either we find True Love and are to lazy to do what it takes to keep it. And then there are those out there who just can not be faithful and with cheating comes lieing. But what ever the reason, True Love was never promised to be an easy love. And wise man once told me that if you did not work for it then it is not worth having. I have watched so many of my friends including myself just give in to what is before us or either not believe in it. And yes I was one of these people. Then about a year ago something happened to me that would change my life forever. Yes I finely found what I had heard about and did not believe in. It hit me so hard and fast it took my breath a

Voice
But what if it happens to me? My boyhood question lingers What if the shadow of the moon finds me? Like in the song "and if I ever loose my eyes And if my colors all run dry" I wore a blindfold for a day just to be sure Fascinated by how easily I adapted Everyone I encountered accepting me as I came For the most part Seeing is better, but not seeing isn't so bad "And if I ever loose my hands Loose my plow, loose all my land." A broken wrist answered that one Adapting, overcoming, getting by Still, only one hand, not so bad "And if I ever loose my legs I won't moan and I won't beg." An infected foot solved that one Crutches for three months But the foot was saved Although in the end, I was ready to let it go No big deal "And if I ever loose my mouth All my teeth north and south Yes if I ever loose my mouth Away away I won't have to talk. . ." That one was a bit more difficult I talk a lot. . .no really And if I can't use my voice Can't be poetic Can't spe

Tina
I stand here all alone, My back against the wall. I'm waiting here for her to come to me. The both of them just stand there, On the opposite side of the room. The two of them against the one of me. She stands there in the middle, Looking like a star, But the middle isn't where she wants to be. I tell her she'll be happy, I promise her the moon. I only wish she would believe in me. But her friends are calling too. They're louder than I am. "Why take a chance on him?" they seem to say. It's a bloody tug of war. The two against the one. So much to lose, and yet much more to gain. She stands there in the middle, Wanting to go both ways. Should she go with me and be happy? Or with her friends and stay the same. August

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Poems
I think that I shall never see A poem written just for free A poem written just for fun Without compulsion from anyone A poem not for looming deadlines And certainly not for fancy headlines A poem written from good and right And not from staying up all night No complaints of earthly woes Of righting wrongs or fighting foes No teenage angst upon the page No words of sorrow, fear, or rage "A poet's life is hard." It's said "No guarantee of daily bread." So poets, please do what you like I'm headed to the open mic August

Know Who You Are
From this day forward, Whomever dons the uniform is your brother. They are your family. They will understand, When you drink too much, Smoke too much, And even when you leap into a ditch, At the sound of backfire from a passing car. They will understand when you can't sleep, When you say; "I don't want to talk about it." When you bolt upright in bed, Sheets soaked with sweat and tears in your eyes, Choking down a scream in your throat. Be aware of these brothers. Even when the uniforms come off, And their glory days are long behind them. Be their brother when you hear them say; "Squared away" and "good to go" There is respect to be had, From all fighting men, From all who give up themselves To become a part of something greater. From all who survive. From this day forward, Know who you are. August

Deadlines & Explanations
So you want me to write a poem, For you. Just who do you think I look like? Robert Frost? I don't write poems for you. I am the egocentric poet. I'm not an artist, I'm a smart-ass. Duh. . . You all have it so easy, With your coffee houses. . . And your open mics. . . Six different kinds of espresso, Not to mention Chai. Back in my day, We didn't have a French Press. Back in those days, If you wanted to read poetry. . . You had to take a jar of Foldger's Crystals, And go into the closet. And we would just sit there, In the dark, In the closet, Chewing Foldger's Crystals and reading poetry. And you couldn't come out of the closet. Because that opened up an entirely different can of worms. So let's get this straight once and for all. I am not an artist. I'm a poet. The egocentric poet. The insensitive poet. The "I write for me." poet. But you can call me an artist, If you really want to. August

The Cynical Poet
If there's no coffee stains on the page, Then it's not really a poem. It's a note. I am the cynical poet. I'm reading poetry, Even though I'm sure that no one is really listening. It's not really a poem if you didn't cry over it, But if it rhymes it's still poetry, Just not good poetry. I am the cynical poet. The coffee cup is half empty. It just is O.K.! If it mentions your dog, Or your truck, Or your girlfriend, Then it's not really a poem. It's a country song! There may be poetry here tonight, There may even be good poetry here tonight. But there won't be real poetry here tonight. Real poetry, The kind that leaves you Feeling like the lemon wedge On the side of a vodka glass. I am the cynical poet, And you just can't find real poetry anymore. August

Could We Have A Moment?
Could we have a moment of silence please? For the seventeen sailors of the U.S.S. Cole? Could we have a moment of silence please? For George burns, Henny Youngman, and Victor Borge'. Could we have a moment of silence please? For the students of Columbine, And all the copycat killings. Could we have a moment of silence please? For the soldiers of Vietnam, The soldiers of Korea, The Soldiers of World War Two. Could we have a moment of silence please? A moment for the homeless, A moment for the downtrodden, A moment for the guilty. And while we're at it. . . Could we have a moment of silence please? For the downsizing of Microsoft, The relocation of Boeing, For William Shatner's career!?! What's the deal here? What's with all the silence? We say "shut up" as a bad thing, Remember? Don't you dare do this to me when my turn comes. When you remember me, Make some noise. So can we have a moment of patriotism please? For the sailors of the Cole? Can we have a momen

Conversations In My Mirror
Two nights ago I got your message. It was obvious. A blind man could have read it. My covers were kicked off of the bed, And I was exhausted in the morning. It was as if I had been up working all night instead of resting. I knew it was a message from you. . . And that all I needed to do was to pick up my pen, And let you write it down on paper for me to read. But I was so exhausted that I overslept. Then I was late for work, And you don't even want to hear, About the day I had. Last night I got your message. It was practically in neon. I awoke at two a.m. because my arm was asleep. My neck was locked at an awkward angle. My pillow and blankets were all on the floor. It was freezing cold. I began to sneeze. This happened again at four. Then, at six, when I needed to be up. . . I slept the sleep of a man who has walked through a blizzard to stay alive, Only to collapse three feet from his doorstep. I knew that your message was important. And that all I needed to

Building Blocks
(Partially inspired by/ stolen from, T.G.Spinosa) It has been said that hydrogen, Is the building block of the universe. Hydrogen is said to be the building block of the universe, Because it is the most abundant element in the universe. I disagree. Stupidity is far more abundant than hydrogen. Don't you hate rhetorical questions? Tell me again about short term memory. I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. The problem with apathy is. . .never mind. I'm sorry sir, you have no money in your account. Yes you did just deposit $100.00 yesterday. Yes I realize that you haven't made any withdrawals. I'm sorry sir, you have to go back to your home branch. Yes I realize that you deposited the money at this branch. Yes I realize that your home branch is across town. SIR, you can't ride that unicycle in here. No sir, I am not changing the subject. You just can't ride that in here. No sir, I realize that you're carrying it. I just want you to know. . .What do you mean? "

Demon Hunter- Undying Lyrics
Ever since the day that I was made I’ve been deciding the end And I was made of wood and stone that won’t diminish or bend So when the heavy hand of death is here to take me away I’ll be the solid grip of time, forever holding my stay Nobody ever made a force that took a beating like me I call the earth and every scum to come and try to fight me Cus when I made the choice to live beyond the dirt that we tread I felt the curse of mortal limit fall before it was said Pre-chorus: When this season ends… Chorus: One final heart-break And blinding lights will guide our way Free us our blind state They will call us by our name Undying Tearing through these days I find the tolerance to strive and push on I know what lies beyond this life for me is already won No one can take away the blood that covers over my fall Without the blood of perfect life I know I’m nothing at all So now I reign forever hallowed in eternity’s hand No man can shake me from the everlasting gro

So Much Ish
between school issues my kid and complete social isolation my head has been going 1000 miles a minute with worry. I have tried to get the one friend i have out here to come by and hang out... but i doubt that i will see him again till A) i need more stuff or b) he has another paper due. sucks but that is how it works. or at least my perception of it. I think the whole move to MA was the most expensive mistake i'll ever make. And i dont have a way to get home.. Such a depressing situation. The good thing is that the interractions with my ex out her have pretty much officially gotten me over him. so maybe it was good to come out here. got to see who he really was/could be I went on a shopping spree last night. not really. but i spent almost 150 bucks. Bought my kid an elmo and a keyboard, box of pull ups (hopefully out last) and an ish load of movies cause hollywood vid was goin out of buisness so barney was just 2 bucks..I am going to regret all but the pullups &&& after

Fog
FOG Fog enchants me. As I walk through it slowly I feel it embracing my skin. Kissing it and bounding away from me. A few steps in front of me I cannot see anything but the street disappearing. The autumn leaves weep from the heft of it. Until the fog changes into falless rain and it drips and lands at my feet. I breathe deeply and my breath comes thick from it. I can feel it warm on my tongue and slide into my lungs easily. I breathe again, taking more inside of me. I slow and still and tilt back my head. My hair is loose and flows down my back. I stand beneath a tree that writhes with age. My nails bite into its bark and my fingers rub at its rough skin. My eyes are open and I cannot see past the hulk of its leaves. Brilliant orange and red. So bright surrounded by mindless fog. But which is the beauty? The leaves or the fog or the entwining of both.. I can smell the smoke from a fireplace seep through the fog and tickle at my nose. I breathe deep and my heart w

How?
How does he know that I am about to stick my finger in his Cheesecake? How does he know? How does he know that it looks so damn perfect with chocolate drizzeled on top, that I feel I must simply muss it up. How does my son know that Im clenching my hands under the table So that I don't muss his cheesecake. But I want to. I do...He drizzles the chocolate so perfectly. Chocolate Zigzags ....zigzags on top. And i shall as soon as he turns his back. How does he know my stomache tickles with the need to reach over and just stick my finger in. Just a stick. I dont want to pinch. Just a fucking stick!!! He walks up and sets it down on the table. I look over and see it there. My eyes light up JUST FOR ONE SECOND!!! And they quickly slide over to the left. My fingers clench under the table. Im so DAMN bad. I suck in my giggle. "DON'T!" I glance up. "Don't what?" I innocently ask. "Don't stick your finger in my cake mooooom!" I should know better than to play

Me
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Let Us Ruin Their Fun
When a group of more then forty proud white men women and children gather, it’s considered some kind of hate gathering. However when a tribe of the worlds worst people gather, it’s considered a religious gathering. When we meet, that is when proud whites meet, we have protesters trying to aggravate us by any means possible, thus making it damn near impossible to express ourselves in a non violent way. I say that any person who is willing to put their necks on the line, who is willing to endure the bull shit the FBI and other big brother organizations in America put us through then we should give them a reason to watch us ever so closely. On November 11th a large gathering of the world’s worst people is going to be taking place in Nashville Tennessee. This event will be roughly a three day event, where Jews from all over America will be getting together and more than likely plotting the gentile’s demise. I would love to see a large group of White Protesters making it hard for thes

A Rose
A ROSE A lovely rose with petals soft A scent so sweet and light So beautiful a flower With colors shining bright. But something not so savory About the fragrant rose - The thorns, so sharp upon the stem, That sharpen as it grows. Yet still lovely is the flower Despite the thorns that prick Just as life and love are sweet They too have thorns that stick. But do not fear to live or love, Life's not exempt from pain - So pick a rose, you may get hurt, But you will also gain! Visit www.hostdrjack.comHost Your Images & Videos FREE CLICK HERE!

Break Free!
It is easy for you You just choose not to listen Not to let yourself feel deeply Your heart is easy for you to ignore At least that is how it seems “I love you” I hear you say it And yes it probably is just me But sometimes I want to know how you know What tells you, you love me I have asked you before as you have asked me I have told you the things that make me know I love you But you never have I know it is not easy for you But I wish you would just break free some Tell me what you feel what you want I tell you all the time how amazing you are and how I feel No, I don’t want you to do that cause that is not who you are But sometimes would be nice And to see the sincerity of it look me in my eyes and tell me Break it down some Look at me see me let yourself feel Share it with me.

To My Ex
To my ex Oh Dearest Ex of Mine: I should have written this long before now, but I honestly could not deal with it. So now here it is...You are manipulative, mean, uncaring and honestly only out for yourself. You never knew the true meaning of love, nor did you ever feel it. I met you and against my better judgement gave you a chance, which you screwed up, so I gave you another, and another and another. That was my fault, if I had stopped giving chances we wouldn't be where we are now. You found my weaknesses and used them to get what you wanted, you told me things that were complete lies to get me to let my guard own, to fall for you and to do things I otherwise wouldn't. You used my situations, my mothers health, and my dreams to manipulate me in to doing what you wanted, so you would not have to work, or worry about a roof over your head or food in your stomach. Then when those essential needs were met, you found other ways of manipulating me, using things I had trusted you with

Ten Reasons To Love An X-ray Tech
Ten Reasons To Love an X-ray Tech 1. We do our best work in the dark. 2. We can see through your clothes. 3. We know all the positions. 4. We are well developed. 5. The chemistry is always right. 6. We know what buttons to push. 7. We have all the right techniques. 8. We know how to warm up a tube. 9. We know how to get the best penetration. 10. When you need it now, we make it wet.

Jesus Our King Please Do Come Soon .
This world more wicked now than then ..> We need a new order a new way . The truth shall set you free, they say . So Im Praying Thy Lord Is coming soon ; For man can,t do any thing as God can do and achieve. Man cries out ; They need a new goverment ; They should ask in thy name O Lord for this . For no man can ever do this ; with out corruption or will never do this make a great goverment and honest goverment . . .No man can do what God Almighty Our Creator can do and will do soon. Praise Him ; ask Him and recieve Him . He is near and far and in all. He is all does all, Allehelluia !!! Amen!!!

"remembering With A Smile"
~~~~~ As I sit here on this Sunday afternoon, my thoughts drift to times of fun. Bennie & I always got out snacks and put some beer on ice. We'd turn on the Football game and root & woo-hoo for our favorite teams. We did so many things together everyday as he was my best friend as well. ~~~~~ My memories of our times together are full & vivid. This is my cane at this time to carry me on as I limp from this horrible experience of his death. And when some little something comes up that Bennie always did for me, that I now must do myself, it jars me to the reality of him being gone. Then he will suddenly remind me that he IS here! I feel him & can hear familiar sounds he always made. His pc and desk was in our bedroom & I can hear the door to it open & close softly several times a day. I can smell his cologne when I pick out my clothes for work in our closet. ~~~~~ The night after he died, I was fussing aloud because my electric blanket had stopped working. I went down th

Names
A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man, standing alone. She approached him. "My name is Carmen," she told him. "That's a beautiful name," he replied, "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most -- cars and men." "What's your name?" she asked. He said, "Bob Titsenbeer"

Adult Stories
One rainy night, Storm was working on a new project on his porn site in the other room. Brandi was in the bedroom watching TV and relaxing, getting tired she slips out of her clothes and gets comfortable. She finds some porn to watch from the Porn4Porn collection of Storms and slips the bag of sex toys out. As the movie starts, Brandi is already touching her hard nipples and sliding her hand down her stomach to her hot pussy. As she runs the tip of her finger across her clit a few times and then inside her pussy, she lets out this moan. Peaking Storms curiosity about the noise, he finds his way down the hallway and looks into the cracked door. He stands in the door way for a few minutes getting aroused, watching his slut finger her pussy. Storm strips his clothes off and walks in the room, as he walks past the bed he leans over and kisses Brandi and reaches down to help finger her pussy, as he goes to sit down, Brandi grabs his hand and sucks the juices off his fingers. S

37 Things Girls Don't Know About Guys.......
37 Things Girls Don't Know About Guys....... 1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And h

Slow Tears
I look up as a tear rolls slowly down my cheek I think about better days and wonder if I'll feel that way again you look at me with those eyes I know so well always serious, so deep and insightful as though you're always in control But not today not now Now you look so scared like for once you don't have the answer I gaze at you looking deep into those hazel eyes Hoping to understand why you've said those things you did I wonder for a moment if this is all a dream if I shall wake in the morning and be relieved you look at me with a confusion I have never seen slowly pull me towards you and wipe the tears from my cheek

Zack My 12 Yr Old I Am So Proud Of Him
Each one of my sons have something special about him that brings out so much pride in me ...... Today my 12 yr old went out for tryouts for a baseball traveling team this is the type that eventually are shown on t.v and has the little league world series .... Zack not only made the cut he was the first to be notified ..I got the call this evening and was completely at a loss for words at what the coach had to say about his performance ....He had hit several out of the park ...pitched with speed and accuracy that a pitcher from the San Diego padres association was totally blown away by his performance and he fielded the ball perfectly ..... so I didn't think I could be prouder of him 'till he found out his best friend might not make the team ... Zack tearing up said "I wont play cause if Ross does not make the team he couldn't take the offer...It just wouldn't feel right cause Ross wanted me to do it with him and he really wanted to play and he plays just as good as me" ...... etc

Drifting
I sometimes find I'm drifting Through this life without effect; I often wonder if I'm truly Worth what I've been blessed. I search through days that have been hard, To try to understand, The many trials that I have known, The life that I have had. You see me in my daily grind, So confident and strong; Yet when I am alone, I question Just where I belong. I often try too hard I find, To analyze and guess, To scrutinize, investigate My life I will confess. For somewhere deeper, there must be Some meaning to this life, Some way to make a difference, Give a reason for this strife. Is there some hidden meaning? Some agenda to be found? A greater purpose waiting If I care to hang around? It teases and it taunts me, Always slightly out of sight; A hazy vision out of reach, Where darkness hides the light. I struggle to bring clarity To what awaits me there, And yet this weak illusion Always fades before my stare. It seems the harder that I try, T

Sexual Frustration?
Grr! x] Yeah, it sucks when you have a way hot friend, who knows every little spot that makes you squirm, and he has a girlfriend. x] Not to mention I'm in my 'peak sex drive' week. D: Asshole.

Joke
Icefishing A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject. And, finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed , "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." Startled, the blonde moved farther down the ice, poured a thermos of Cappuccino and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heavens the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." The blonde, now worried, moved clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." She stopped, looked skyward, and asked , "IS THAT YOU, LORD?" The voice replied , "NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK."

1996
Insanity takes delight, Engaging mind, Driving to death. The placid eyes of life are closed. Ugly people like me, Felling sorry for themselves, Never live. My life is good, It's me thats screwed. Shy, Ugly. Unwanted. Another heart broken Another soul outspoken. Join the club of losers, I'm the leader. Attempted suicide, Failed the mission. This is the season for Love, Pay the price, Or crawl into my world which is nothingness. The light turned dark. The love is hidden causenobody wanted it, Like me. 1996

Williamsburg Split Pea Soup
Here's how Mrs. Elizabeth Labbe Cole described this recipe around 1837: Wash and soak one Pound of dried split Peas for about three Hours. Put them on to cook in three Quarts of cold Water, with one large Onion, a Ham Bone, Pepper, and Salt. Cook slowly about three Hours until Soup is thick and Peas very soft. Strain through a coarse Sieve and serve hot with toasted Bread cut in Dice. And here's how they do it in the Colonial Williamsburg taverns today: Williamsburg Split Pea Soup 8 cups (2 L) water 1 lb (450 g) yellow split peas, washed and picked over 1 ham hock, about 1 lb (450 g) 2 medium onions, finely chopped 1 celery rib, finely chopped 1 medium carrot, finely chopped 1 lb (450 g) smoked sausage such as Kielbasa Salt and freshly ground pepper to taste Chopped chives for garnish Combine the water, peas, ham hock, onion, celery, and carrot in a large pot and bring to a boil over high heat. Reduce the heat and simmer partially covered until the peas are tende

Wasted Time
The years tend to go bye so fast, so dont let time pass you bye. I live my life as if there is no tomorrow, always with a gleam in my eye. Laughter and Joy is what I want, for everyone that is ever around me. For all I know of is peace and love, at least that is what I tend to see. Smiling faces and caring voices, and nobody with any fears. To have a world as euphoric as this, could only bring me to tears. For I would be the happiest man on earth, as if a child with a brand new toy. Because I will be taken back, to a time when I was a little boy. Everyone did not have a wonderful childhood, for this I most surely know. We were all giving a chance to live, and hopefully plenty of room to grow. So when you wake up and go to work, just in order to earn that extra dime. Please dont look back on your own life, and think of it as just wasted time!!!!

The Word Of The Witches
Hear now the words of the witches The voices of a world long past Our ways were long forbidden but we are rising from the ashes at last The Goddess is our mother The one from whom the God was born We try and bring the old ways back Even though many of the old ties have been torn We sense the energies of the world From the Earth and the people who live here Sometimes it's good and pure Other times it's dark when evil is near Some believe we are evil And that we worship the devil But that is not a part of who we are Nor will it ever on any level. Do what ye will, yet harm none This is our most important rule This every witch must follow And if they don't they're a fool We don't need a building to go to and pray The world itself is our place of worship Every single day This is who we are Not evil or bended Too many times we've been portrayed this This is something that must be ended We must show the world we're good And not devil's in disguise To

Chivalry
Chivalry is a high code of honor which is of most ancient Pagan origin, and must be lived by all who follow the Old Ways. It must be kenned that thoughts and intent put forth on this middle-Earth will wax strong in otherworlds beyond, and return...bringing into creation, on this world, that which had been sent forth. Thus one should exercise discipline, for "as ye do plant, so shall ye harvest." It is only by preparing our minds to be as Gods that we can ultimately attain godhead. "This above all...to thine own self be true..." A Witch's word must have the validity of a signed and witness oath. Thus, give thy word sparingly, but adhere to it like iron. Refrain from speaking ill of others, for not all truths of the matter may be known. Pass not unverified words about another, for heresay is, in a large part, a thing of falsehoods. Be thou honest with others, and have them known that honesty is likewise expected of them. The fury of the moment plays folly with the truth; to keep

Random
SLEEPING 1. When do you usually go? between 11-1 2. Describe the bed you sleep in! Queen and it's insanely comfortable 3. Just for tonight, who do you want sleeping with you? no one 4. How often do you change your sheets? every 2 weeks 5. Currently, is your bed made? no HANDBAGS 1. Describe the bag you`re using at this moment! none 2. Are you obsessed with brand names? no 3. What kind of bag would you love to have? none 4. Your favorite handbag material? (Leather, nylon, cotton, etc)! leather 5. What is the most you spent on a bag? like $20 HAIR STRAIGHTENERS 1. What brand straightener do you use? Not sure 2. How often do you straighten your hair? Pretty much every day 3. Have you ever tried a CHI straightener? no 4. Tell us about one bad incident you had with a straightener! nothing really 5. How long does it take you to transform your hair from frizzy to paper straight? Mine just gets a little wavy, so it takes about one minute to straighten in the mornings. Y

Our Night
Our Night Taking your Fingers to my lips I want to love every inch of you Taste every part of your body As if I can drink your loves blood Through your very pores I want to get lost in your eyes Consumed by your kiss Set my body on fire Quench the fire in my blood With sweet caresses Touch my soul with your passion Lay down beside me Feel my body crying for you Let's get lost in each other Touching, exploring, tasting We will exceed passion, go beyond bliss For this is our night Want me, like no other Need you, like the air that I breathe Together, one mind, one soul Fused in the heat of passionate love Existing in this moment Forever

Searching My Dreams
Searching My Dreams Wandering inside my nightmares I see your beautiful face everytime This night doesnt seems to end Over and over hearing your voice chime Searching this Earth dreaming of you Never quite being able to reach your side Screaming your name, only silence returned Scared and lonely since our love died So I step to the edge one more time Just to look below at whats gone Every smile became a memory Since you made me feel so alone All I see is pain and darkness Any happiness is beyond my reach My hopes and dreams have crumbled For your love my soul I beseech Never knew, life was a game The harder I learned to play Tougher the rules became Leaving me like living clay How long must I travel alone To be once more in your embrace Craving the warmth Of your love Seeing my forever on your face

Grown Man Doing Grown Man Shit..
Lyrics to one my favorite songs..by Redman Da Da DaHHH Lyrics Artist(Band):Redman Review The Song [Verse 1] Yo, I gotta back ache, stomach ache, diahrea, vomiting Cold feet, runny nose, head ache, insomnia Cranky, moody, burpin' while i'm cursin' Baby chair tied in a suburban drinkin' bourbon I'm only 3, and gotta chip motorola A hoochie babysitter with switches by the stroller Lyin, cryin, whinin', teasin' Suckin' tities like I had years of breast feedin' In the begining i was sinning Kept my mama back and forth To the hospital for the constant kickin' Kept an ass whuppin', I'm get in the mall Show off like I'm fo Dolo so fuck all y'all Then you get your ass whipped with your mom's bad luck Like I HOPE YOU get hit by a truck Playin' catch a girl, fuck a girl Put em in a sandwich Just a young boy doing grown man shit [Chorus] I'm just a young boy doing grown man shit I'm just a young boy doing grown man shit Like kickin' your ass I'm just a youn

Fiction
I think it’s a common saying that life is stranger than fiction. But I remember my Lit prof saying that same line (he said it in the best way) and me thinking how so ironically true it was. Because I guess life’s the stuff fiction is made of. And perhaps, life gets so weird that you’d rather think of it as a fabrication of imagination to be able to cope or even to better understand. And maybe what I’m about to write is purely fictional. But it doesn’t really matter. *Playing inside my head was Starlight by Muse.* Had my night all set: I’d head out at around 9ish to catch the bus. Then we’d meet at around 9:20 at the square and head to the Bar. That night would be me and my classmates, my first “real” night out in a Bar with them. I wasn’t really THAT psyched. I mean it sounded fun but the idea of me catching (or running after) the bus wasn’t something I was looking forward to. The walk home was worse! But I promised this classmate of mine I would go after announcing to the

Thoughts That Run Through Me
TO LIVE ALONE IN THIS PAIN OR TO LIVE WITH SOMEONE WITH ALL THE LIES AND THE PAIN STILL THERE I HAVE THIS THING CALLED I HATE BEING LIED TO AND WHEN I THINK THAT I AM READY TO MOVE ON OR TO FORGIVE AND LET GO PEOPLE BRING UP THE PAIN THAT THEY DONT KNOW IS THERE I KNOW ALL THEY ARE TRYING TO DO IS HAVE MORE FUN AND THEY DONT KNOW WHAT HAS BEEN GOING ON BUT STILL. WHATS IN THE PAST NEEDS TO STAY THAT AWAY. I CANT GO ON IF ALL PEOPLE WANT TO DO IS HURT ME EVEN IF ITS UNKNOWING. RIGHT NOW I FEEL LIKE PACKING UP AND LEAVING BUT I HAVE LITTLE KIDS TO WORRY ABOUT. THAT RIGHT NOW IS THE ONLY THING HOLDING ME HERE NOT LOVE AND NOT FRIENDSHIP MY KIDS ARE THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS ME GOING EACH AND EVERYDAY

Tasty Turkey Wrap
1/4 cup whole berry cranberry sauce 1 Tbsp. MIRACLE WHIP Dressing 2 TACO BELL® HOME ORIGINALS® Flour Tortillas 2 lettuce leaves 4 thin slices cooked turkey breast (2 oz.) 2 KRAFT Singles 4 slices OSCAR MAYER Bacon, crisply cooked MIX cranberry sauce and dressing; spread evenly over tortillas. TOP each tortilla with lettuce leaf, 2 turkey slices, Singles and 2 bacon slices. FOLD tortillas over to serve

Mortal Fall
MORTAL FALL By Leslie W. B. (c.) I've allowed myself to be taken And led into old territory. It had been so long since I'd walked this way And so, I fell. It was a mortal fall because I got injured on the inside, Where the most tender part of me resides. And I will bleed forever Because I will never learn To walk alone.

Memories
I have not understood a moment when it comes up from behind me like time catching up to correct the mistakes of man Am I seen through the eyes of millions or seen through the eye of a machine?? I remember looking down from a mountain peak and seeing only mist rise up to caress me with motherly touch I remember jumping from the clouds and feeling the rush of life echo inside me as I stay empty to engulf all matter and existence. I washed up on the shores of my mind and wandered in dreams beyond that of positive reality. Woke up in my own sanity bathed under the rays of light pierced the trees to shed me tears from my body. All this I have done and still I do not recall ever doing such events. I have seen the worlds collide explosions so vast and beautiful they can only be described as worldly under the inspection of man I have watched two suns set each pulled out from under itself a rug of space to simply drift under and find

A Fortuna
choices always were a problem for me testing me to see how far i could go now im free and your jealous of me bending paper and seeing how to fall make me what i need now!! making life feel like shit now!! break me free and tell me just how to live you stupid whore!!! without you i know i can be free nothing left and all is with me singing torment and a mic thats broken testing my reaction to nothing else now set me free!! (from what isnt anything really) set me free!! (all you have given to me) set me free!! (why cant i be free from you?...) choices always were a big mishaping testing me to see how long i could fuck ontop of you isnt joy its a big long bore now im free and im not your toy.... cause im free i am free set me free!! make me what i need now... set me free!! making life like shit now... set me free!! breaking free and tell me just how to live now... set me free!!!

Shadows
come on dear its almost time the day draws near, come to me slowly im in our hearts as wel fall tot he ground in an enchanting moment of everlasting fear ill be here waiting for a moment that can come to us only us when the day will be over come to me dear ill be yours till forever is closed maybe when i see the sun rise once again ill be sitting waiting for you to come for me so come clear to the sky open your arms and take flight maybe ill fly to you tonight so please dear show me where ill be there sitting in the shadows just waiting for you to come and take me away.... so take me away from the shadows where i lay

Love
Never frown because you never know who might be falling in love with your smile. Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had? If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tears. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

Lord Jesus > Thank You O Lord
Thank you for so many things , God thy father had a great vision when He created Earth and heavens. Oceans and mountains , hills and streams. All beast and trees ; Birds and bees, all these things to make a world ; He seen the beauty in it all . Then came man; God made man.; he loved so much made man in His imiage, , but man defied God and know the world is as we know it , wicked mostly from evil and mans doing ; Satan placed the wickness in man ; but man had a concious to know right from wrong, and what it is to do wrong . But Lord Christ ;Thank you for thy Salvation to right the wrong ,brige ing the gap to save us from our sins and give eternal life . Thank you O Jesus , Each day is a new and each moment holds blessings bestowed upon us, in such a way some dont know you some may never know you . But In my heart , soul you are here. Thank you for your the happiness and joy and fill life life up to all. I want for nothing , cause you see to it I have all

I Find It Interesting
I FIND IT INTERESTING THAT A HIGH SCHOOL PRINCIPAL CAN SEE THE PROBLEM, BUT NOT OUR SOCIETY. IF I OFFENDED ANYONE BY THIS, I REALLY DON'T APOLOGIZE. This is a statement that was read over the PA system at the football game at Roane County High School, Kingston, Tennessee, by school Principal, Jody McLeod "It has always been the custom at Roane County High School football games, to say a prayer and play the National Anthem, to honor God and Country." Due to a recent ruling by the Supreme Court, I am told that saying a Prayer is a violation of Federal Case Law. As I understand the law at this time, I can use this public facility to approve of sexual perversion and call it "an alternate lifestyle," and if someone is offended, that's OK. I can use it to condone sexual promiscuity, by dispensing condoms and calling it, "safe sex." If someone is offended, that's OK. I can even use this public facility to present the meri

Just A Reminder..........
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Updated 11-06-07
Please Remember to update me who you see allowing confederate bombers to bomb in their contest. Below are members that have allowed Confederate Bombers to Bomb or have been caught cheating by playing favrotisim. Please Boycott these members below by Removing from your list and Un Fanning... 1. Rubias Rockin 2. DarkReflections

Brad Paisley, Online Lyrics- Lol This Song Is So True
I work down at the Pizza Pit And I drive an old Hyundai I still live with my mom and dad I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight I'm a scifi fanatic A mild asthmatic And I've never been to second base But there's whole ‘nother me That you need to see Go checkout MySpace 'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good I drive a Maserati I'm a black-belt in karate And I love a good glass of wine It turns girls on that I’m mysterious I tell them I don't want nothing serious 'Cause even on a slow day I could have a three way Chat with two women at one time I’m so much cooler online So much cooler online When I get home I kiss my mom And she fixes me a snack And I head down to my basement bedroom And fire up my Mac In real life the only time I’ve ever even been to L.A Is when I got the chance with the marching band To play tuba in the Rose Parade Online I live in Malibu I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ I'm single and I'm rich And I've g