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The Firemans Prayer!
When I am called to duty, God Wherever flames may rage Give me the strength to save some life Whatever be its age Help me embrace a little child Before its too late Or save an older person from The horror of that fate Enable me to be alert and Hear the weakest shout And quickly and efficiently To put the fire out I want to fill my calling and To give the best in me To guard my every neighbor And protect their property And if according to your will I have to lose my life Please bless with your protecting hand My family, children, and My Husband!

Blah Blah Blah
Body: Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids? 'Have you ever kissed someone?' 'Missed someone?' 'Told someone you loved them?' 'Drank alcohol?' Here are 50 questions for the people who are a little more "mature"... 1. What bill do you hate paying the most? my car payment 2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner? oh... breakfast at steves... i guess hehe lol 3. Last time you puked from drinking? :: oh probably back in may 4. When was the last time you got drunk and danced on the bar? january...lol 5. Name of your first grade teacher? :: mrs. hunter 6. What do you really want to be doing right now? cuddling with steve 7. What did you want to be when you were growing up? not sure yet 8. How many colleges did you attend? 3 9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now? i didnt' choose it, its my fuckin work shirt 10. GAS PRICES? :: Suck ass 11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with

The Crush Game
This is the Secret Crush Game. I'm pretty sure everyone on here has a crush with at least one person on CherryTAP. So here are the rules. If you gotta crush on me.. reply to this telling me! But you must repost this if you wanna see who has a crush on you. Have fun! The results are gonna surprise you and might get you lucky ;) repost as Secret Crush Game

Wednesday 5/7/07
Just another average day, I've been listening to music and watching tv, and voicing with a friend for awhile. I'll chat on phreik.com and listen to crushfm later on this evening when things get busier. Well, I guess I'll end this here since not much has happened today so far. Have a good day all.

Quiz
Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||| 26% Stability |||||||||||| 43% Orderliness |||| 20% Accommodation |||||||||||| 50% Interdependence || 10% Intellectual || 10% Mystical |||||||||||||| 56% Artistic |||||| 23% Religious |||| 16% Hedonism |||||| 23% Materialism |||||||||||| 50% Narcissism |||||| 30% Adventurousness |||| 16% Work ethic |||||||||| 36% Self absorbed |||||| 30% Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56%

Have A Good Day
I hope all my friends are having a wonderfulday. May this find you all enjoying the summer months ahead and relaxing. I am looking firward to being able to get out and enjoy some fishing around here.. Have a good day all

Am I Pretty Enough Now?
Girl:Hey Boy: What? Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in love with you. Boy: Ok... Girl: What do you mean "ok"? Boy: I don't like you like that... Girl: Why not? Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time... From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell you later." Finally the girl got fed up. Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like me! Boy: Do you really wanna know why? Girl: Yes! Boy: It's because you're ugly as fuck! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?! Girl: But... I... Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone! The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her heart out. Then her cell phone rings. Girl: Hello? Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go home, ok? I'll be home from work in a few hours. Girl: Alright Mom. Mom: I love you. Girl: I love you too, Mom. Mom: Bye Bye.

Danny
As i sit here in my room images race through my mind of that faithful november day walking home from school that day i quickly realize i would never be the same and as i came upon his limp body I realize my friend, had kept his word 14 yrs of living doesnt prepare you for this Anger inside because he is what i miss pain i feel is all cause of me he was hurting why couldnt i see Changed me forever the way i think and feel in that split second he flipped my world things that i thought would be were just a mirage of smoke my vision has become a blur and my body numb Rage runs through my veins where love was long ago my soul needs time to mend as i say goodbye to a dear friend

Birthday
injury or no injury doesn't matter because this weekend is gonna go off !!! yes yes ladies and gentlemen I am turning 22 (finally) and to celebrate we're having a massive house party up at aldinga! shall be bloody awesome and I cant wait. most likely will end up with alcohol poisoning lol but thats ok cos' its my birthday mwahahahahahaha. wont be around for a couple of days cos i'll be out of town and nursing the mother of all hang overs! so the party and drinking season has begun!

Chapter 27 { The Invisibel Man
XXVII. THE SIEGE OF KEMP'S HOUSE Kemp read a strange missive, written in pencil on a greasy sheet of paper. "You have been amazingly energetic and clever," this letter ran, "though what you stand to gain by it I cannot imagine. You are against me. For a whole day you have chased me; you have tried to rob me of a night's rest. But I have had food in spite of you, I have slept in spite of you, and the game is only beginning. The game is only beginning. There is nothing for it, but to start the Terror. This announces the first day of the Terror. Port Burdock is no longer under the Queen, tell your Colonel of Police, and the rest of them; it is under me -- the Terror! This is day one of year one of the new epoch, -- the Epoch of the Invisible Man. I am Invisible Man the First. To begin with the rule will be easy. The first day there will be one execution for the sake of example, -- a man named Kemp. Death starts for him to-day. He may lock himself away, hide himself away, get guards a

The Wait
I wait for darkness to come, consume the world that is, hidden in the shadows, Life meaningless, Thoughts racing, Voices screaming, Pulse weakening. I wait, Tormented soul, fading fast, grasping to breath, Darkness rising. cold touches, death is here to collect,

Rose Among The Thorns -poem
{ I wrote this on my MySpace blog a few days ago..I wanted to post it here as well } ------------------------------------------- June 4th 2007 I started to feel overwhelm by emotions for various reasons today..I wanted to blog about it, but it was too personal.. So I thought why not write in poem what I feel- masked behind the written word that can take the reader but a few steps into the heart of the moment. However, leading the reader to a crossroads where they choose which way to follow. I started to write about what I was feeling, only to have the poem take a different turn...which most of mine choose to do. You can read it together as a whole..or you can choose to read it as 2 seperate poems or expressions. It is up to you... I know there are several spelling errors..I know there are puncuation marks missing etc...I do not need to be made aware of this lol. I chose to write as I felt...as I get older I noticed the more I try to censor my writings or though

Break Time
I am taking a LOA from CT for a while. I need time to sort through some things and heal a few things as well. I don't want you to think I am leaving for good, cuz I will be back to converse with the friends i have on here. But I just need time away. Thank u

Sex Qoutes
God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time. Robin Williams A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp. Joan Rivers God created sex. Priests created marriage. Voltaire

The Passage Lead To Answer~
The Passage Lead To Answer~ I love you for you, the mist of your words is meaningful. You treasure a soul for your love and faith. Time passes everyday your not in my mind. You create such deep passion for the one you love and cherish. For what has been created in such month's, will love last between us? Does our hearts have the strength for a life time? If so what to believe in such time spent. Losing one an another will cause fate of a lost. Does life know what to give us? Do we know what will come ahead? The heart will only tell and the days that pass By Amber Kestner

Like A Boy
[Verse: 1] Pull up your pants (Just Like Em') Take out the trash (Just Like Em') getting ya cash like em' Fast like em' Girl you outta act like ya dig (What I'm talkin' bout') Security codes on everything Vibrate so your phone don't ever ring (Joint Account) And another one he don't know about [Hook] Wish we could switch up the roles And I could be that... Tell you I love you But when you call I never get back Would you ask them questions like me?... Like where you be at? Cause I'm out 4 in the morning On the corner rolling Doing my own thing Oh [Chorus] What if I?... Had a thing on the side? Made ya cry? Would the rules change up?... Or would they still apply?... If I played you like a toy?... Sometimes I wish I could act like a boy [Guy Chopped & Screwed Voice] Can't be getting mad! What You Mad? Can't Handle that! Can't be getting mad! What you mad? Can't handle that! [Verse: 2] Girl go head and be... (Just Like Em') Go run the stree

My Quinn.
So yesterday when I got home I made a beeline for the basement to see my Quinn. Couldn't find him at first til I started calling for him. Next thing I know here he comes flying out from one of the bookshelves and throws himself on my feet. He purred like crazy and every time I moved he was moving with me so I couldn't "leave him" again. It was so cute.

If
When the wind blows And whispers through the trees, You'll know I remember you. When the rain falls And drips from the flower petals, You'll know I have forgiven you. When a tear escapes And trickles down my cheek, You'll know I still love you.

Spiritual & Single
Spiritual & Single - Author Unknown What makes you think that just because I am an Attractive woman of Godly intelligence That I'm incomplete without a mate? Who told you that Without a man Something's missing From my life? And if so, What would that be? Love? I love myself And more importantly I love the Lord He told me that when I delight in Him, He will give me the desires of my heart Security? I have everything I need according to His riches in glory. Intimacy? Now, how's a man going to get to know me When he doesn't even know who he is in the Lord See my Father told me I'm above a ruby's worth And a gem does not seek It is sought I'm single and that's all right with me See, it's not that I oppose relationships It's that I detest co-dependency As a woman I know it is not my role To chase after any man Esther 2:14 reads That I am to wait on my king and when he's delighted in me. He will call me by my name. My Lord does not intend f

My Ramblings
BUMPER STICKERS....!!!!!! 1. Constipated People Don't Give A Crap. 2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself. 3. If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People. 4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon? 5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut. 6. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point. 7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better. 8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant. 9. Thank You For Pot Smoking. 10. To All You Virgins Thanks For Nothing. 11. If At First You Don't Succeed...blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling. 12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings". 13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. 14. Horn Broken... Watch For Finger. 15. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger. 16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass. 17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me 18. The Earth Is Full - Go Home 19. I Have Th

Two Horses
Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it. From a distance, each looks, like every other horse. But if you stop your car, or are walking by, you will notice something quite amazing. Looking into the eyes of one horse will disclose that he is blind. His owner has chosen not to have him put down, but has made a good home for him. This alone is amazing. If nearby and listening, you will hear the sound of a bell. Looking around for the source of the sound, you will see that it comes from the smaller horse in the field. Attached to her halter is a small bell. It lets her blind friend know where she is, so he can follow her. As you stand and watch these two friends, you'll see how she is always checking on him, and that he will listen for her bell and then slowly walk to where she is, trusting that she will not lead him astray. When she returns to the shelter of the barn each evening, she st

Feeling Trippy...
Remind me to find a job in which travel is an option, not a requirement... NYC at 95 degrees and high humidity is not a great place. and the platitudes that must be observed within the corporate hierarchy are a serious PITA when they force you to wander city streets in order to meet some nebulous standard of conduct. why should I have to drink with people whom i would normally avoid, just to keep the corporate peace? I am after all losing my gig to an outsourcing venture, or would be, if I intended to stick around long enough to watch all of this crap wither on the vine... meh... DILLIGAFF... the train ride home sucked too... cell battery dead and no internet on the train either... on the plus side, i managed to go thru a technical interview for another job right in front of several people and they hadn't a clue... clowns, i tell you... CLOWNS!!! and the world spins slowly onward... inexorably... YAY

Unread
Why does it feel as if youve taken my heart, Drivin into the ground? The worse part is you dont know youve done it. Why do I feel as if you dont care? Every night I sit upon this bed and cry, And yet youre not here to dry these tears. Every night I cling to my pillow, Wishing and praying you loved me, But it never comes true. Sadly I believe it never will, For these words will go unread.

Origin Of Deja Vu Pinpointed
Dave Mosher LiveScience Staff Writer LiveScience.com Thu Jun 7, 2:20 PM ET The brain cranks out memories near its center, in a looped wishbone of tissue called the hippocampus. But a new study suggests only a small chunk of it, called the dentate gyrus, is responsible for “episodic” memories—information that allows us to tell similar places and situations apart. The finding helps explain where déjà vu originates in the brain, and why it happens more frequently with increasing age and with brain-disease patients, said MIT neuroscientist Susumu Tonegawa. The study is detailed today in the online version of the journal Science. Like a computer logging its programs’ activities, the dentate gyrus notes a situation’s pattern—it’s visual, audio, smell, time and other cues for the body’s future reference. So what happens when its abilities are jammed? When Tonegawa and his team bred mice without a fully-functional dentate gyrus, the rodents struggled to tell the difference bet

Cam Girl Profile: Nicole
This week, we continue our probing interviews with the girls of FOUNDRY CAMS in an attempt to show you how odd...err, attainable they really are. This week, we have chosen the biggest wiseass of the bunch, Nicole, who has been in many of our videos, including this Valentine's Day Gem. We asked her our usual round of goofy-ass questions, and she only thumbed her nose at a few... shocker... DEMONCOW: What gives you goosebumps? Nicole: All bugs, especially roaches, stink bugs, and june bugs. Their six, little, creepy crawly legs freak me out, and I hate their exoskeletons. DEMONCOW: Name a hidden talent not many people know about Nicole: You ask this as though I'm supposed to have some hidden talent. Now I feel like I'm "different" but not in the "you're unique" sorta way. I feel different in the "everyone is laughing at you" kinda way. :( Thanks Steve. You're an asshole. :( Heh, you're REALLY going to think I'm an asshole after you see that I posted a photo of you slop

I Dont Understand
How come in one thought i think it is totally wrong to date online yet in the same breath I find it okay? I mean I find it soo weird because the person isnt really there. How can someone develop feelings for this person? I dont understand it. Ive dated online before and I was crushed when it ended. And my mom left us kids for a man online, maybe thats why I have a little hate for the idea. And you never know if the person is cheating on you which really digs at someones mind. And if you really like this person it crushes you. I dont know where I stand on the matter anymore. Many people find people online because of various reasons. Well for me People I know cant handle my responsiblities here. I dont know....

Whatever
Right now I feel like screaming on the top of my lungs. I really want to cry and I dont know why. or I do and dont feel like explaining why. It's like the tears are ther ebut they wont flow. GAH! And if you have a problem with me whining get over it!

Have You Ever ...
>> Fallen in love with someone that you can't have? >> Had 2 loves at once? >> Wished u can go back to the past and change something? >> Told someone that you loved them and you tried, but it just couldnt be? >> Fallen in love with someone over the internet and have never met them in person? If you answered yes to any or all of these questions well then buddy........ UR AS MESSED UP AS I AM!! lol

Another Horoscope
I like this one, its almost poetic. Impulsively you reached for the stars, only to find that once you get them, you're not sure they were worth the time. Truthfully, though, you learned something in the process that will stay with you forever.

Self Destructive
Feel like I'm on a path of self destruction, doing things I know won't make anything any better. Afraid I'm going to do something that I'll regret, things that cannot be taken back. I feel like I'm on the edge and there's no one there to drag me back. Like I'm completely and utterly alone and yet if someone tries to get too close to me I push them away, shut them out. I really wish someone would sit me down and make me stop doing these things but I know I have to stop myself. Maybe when I finally have enough, when I finally see these things only make it worse, I'll stop...maybe. I hate being around a crowd of people yet I hate being alone. I keep breaking plans to go out and celebrate my new found freedom with my friends. I want to drink and get drunk, not drink to loosen up and have fun. My insomnia is back and I hardly ever sleep. I hate sleeping alone. Things I do to get through the night I am not proud of. I feel like I lose a part of myself every time I do these things. This was n

Am I Pretty Enough Now?
Boy: What? Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in love with you. Boy: Ok... Girl: What do you mean "ok"? Boy: I don't like you like that... Girl: Why not? Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time... From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell you later." Finally the girl got fed up. Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like me! Boy: Do you really wanna know why? Girl: Yes! Boy: It's because you're ugly as fuck! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?! Girl: But... I... Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone! The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her heart out. Then her cell phone rings. Girl: Hello? Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go home, ok? I'll be home from work in a few hours. Girl: Alright Mom. Mom: I love you. Girl: I love you too, Mom. Mom: Bye Bye. Girl: By

A Song I Wrote
Here is a song I wrote, if anyone knows anyone who can write music let me know...I'm trying something different. This is written off of a dream I had the other night about meeting that person you love for the first time. I KNEW FROM THE MOMENT I LOOKED IN YOUR EYES THAT I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO MAKE YOU MINE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN AT ONCE IT TOOK US SOME TIME BUT THAT FIRST NIGHT WE SHARED OUR MIND AND HEARTS DID COMBINE THAT NIGHT WAS OURS IT WAS WONDERFUL AMAZING, ALL WE DREAMED IT TO BE THAT NIGHT WAS MAGICAL PASSIONATE, SENSUAL LET'S MAKE IT ETERNITY WE WERE SO COMFORTABLE AND RELAXED WITH EACH OTHER IF THERE'S NOTHING ELSE I KNOW I KNOW IT WAS A LOVE SPELL WE WERE UNDER LET'S MAKE THIS OFFICIAL AND PLAN ON BECOMING HUSBAND AND WIFE FOR WITHOUT YOU I AM NOTHING OUR LOVE WILL COMPLETE THIS THING CALLED LIFE THAT NIGHT WAS OURS IT WAS WONDERFUL AMAZING, ALL WE DREAMED IT TO BE THAT NIGHT WAS MAGICAL PASSIONATE, SENSUAL LET'S MAKE IT ETERNITY I'VE WA

You
I can't see you I can't smell you I can't touch you And I can't feel you But, somehow, I know you're there. A distance, so brutally far A feeling, so uncomfortably near It fills me with want and desire And I realize- I must not conspire. I cannot think and can't imagine I fear if I do it will make me closer While you remain out of reach And probably with someone else... I know I could be her... if I was there. I can't see you I can't smell you I can't touch you And I can't feel you But, somehow, I know you're there. I long to hear your voice once more. In the past it filled me with exhilaration And then left me in despair. Fill my soul once more with your proper tone And then jerk it away, as we say, "So long". I want to know feelings I never felt before But will I ever experience your gentle touch again? Or your warm breath against my neck, As you solemnly whisper, "I love you, I need you." But............. I can't see you I can't smell you

Haven't Been Here For A While
haven't been here for a while, been too busy starting my own business, going out on other endeavers such as setting up and working out of a piercing booth during a 3 day festivel, other random shenannigans and such... If you're intrested in talking to me, get ahold of me on AIm: Dismay36 Yahoo: Gazoo_37 MSN: Dismay36@hotmail.com Hope to hear from you soon.

What's Your Element?
Your Element Is Water A bit of a contradiction, you can seem both lighthearted and serious. That's because you're good at going with the flow - but you also are deep. Highly intuitive, you tune in to people's emotions and moods easily. You are able to tap into deep emotional connections and connect with others. You prefer a smooth, harmonious life - but you can navigate your way around waves. You have a knack for getting people to get along and making life a little more peaceful. What's Your Element?

Saturday 6/9/07
I'm behind and don't have much to write about other than the usual stuff. I'm looking forward to camp reunion on Thursday. Since I don't have anything new to write about I'm going to keep this entry short. Have a great day all.

Thinking About Leaving....
Well friends, I'm thinking about leaving CT for a while and deleting my account. I spend too much time on here and other things, like my school work, are suffering. I haven't completely decided yet...partly b/c I'm addicted to this place, and partly b/c I'm pretty sure that there are some friends on here that once I leave won't have IM and I won't be able to talk to them anymore. :-( In any case, if you still want to keep in touch send me your Yahoo or MSN screen name so that I can add you.

Loving Husband
The Loving Husband.... A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land , for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.

Flying With Ups
You folks will love this Especially the last one!! Remember it takes a college degree to fly a UPS plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one. Reassurance for those of us who fly routinely in our jobs. After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS ' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers. By the way, UPS is the only major cargo airline that has never, ever, had an accident . P : Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: A uto-land not installed on this airc

Reputation And Character
The circumstances amid which you live determine your reputation; The truth you believe determines your character. Reputation is what you are supposed to be; Character is what you are. Reputation is the photograph; Character is what you really are. Reputation comes over one from without; Character grows up from within. Reputation is what you have when you come to a new community; Character is what you have when you go away. Reputation is learned in an hour; Character does not come to light for a year. Reputation is made in a moment; Character grows like the oak. A single newspaper report gives you your reputation; A life of toil gives you your character. Reputation makes you rich or poor; Character makes you happy or makes you miserable. Reputation is what men say about you on your tombstone; Character is what angels say about you before the throne of God. -- William Hershey Davis --

All I Needed
When I asked God for strength...He gave me some difficult situations to face....When asked God for brain and brawn....He gave me some puzzles in life to solve....When I asked God for happiness...He showed me some unhappy people....When I asked god for wealth....He showed me how to work hard....When I asked God for favor...He gave me some opportunities to work upon....When asked God for peace...He showed me how to help others....God gave me nothing I wanted...He gave me all I needed.

Volume Xxiv - Descent
Darkness descends into mystical proportions. It calms me, as light blinds and destroys. I dance in the night's embrace, She remembers, envelops, and accepts When humans forget, refuse, cast aside. As I stretch out upon the wet earth, I conveniently ignore the minute creatures crawling upon me. I breathe deeply, inhaling a slight scent of inner peace. I exhale, it disappears as quickly. I wish dawn would never arrive. I bathe in my successes and regrets; they manifest themselves one by one. A smile one minute, A tear the next. The stars collode, Their explosion bewilders me. A piece of me also is triggered in the transfer of energy. Closer to inner peace; Closer to death; Further from youth and happiness. I shall never complete my journey until I obtain inner peace. I shall not obtain complete inner peace until death carries me to it. ...or, until I lay in the mythical descending darkness.

~~being Human With Humor~~
LIFE AFTER DEATH : "DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER DEATH?" THE BOSS ASKED ONE OF HIS EMPLOYEES. "YES, SIR," THE NEW EMPLOYEE REPLIED. "WELL, THEN, THAT MAKES EVERYTHING JUST FINE," THE BOSS WENT ON. "AFTER YOU LEFT EARLY YESTERDAY TO GO TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL, SHE STOPPED IN TO SEE YOU! PALM SUNDAY: IT WAS PALM SUNDAY AND, BECAUSE OF A SORE THROAT, FIVE-YEAR-OLD JOHNNY STAYED HOME FROM CHURCH WITH A SITTER. WHEN THE FAMILY RETURNED HOME, THEY WERE CARRYING SEVERAL PALM BRANCHES. THE BOY ASKED WHAT THEY WERE FOR. "PEOPLE HELD THEM OVER JESUS' HEAD AS HE WALKED BY." "WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT," THE BOY FUMED, "THE ONE SUNDAY I DON'T GO, HE SHOWS UP!" CHILDREN'S SERMON : ONE EASTER SUNDAY MORNING AS THE MINISTER WAS PREACHING THE CHILDREN'S SERMON, HE REACHED INTO HIS BAG OF PROPS AND PULLED OUT AN EGG. HE POINTED AT THE EGG AND ASKED THE CHILDREN, "WHAT'S IN HERE?" "I KNOW!" A LITTLE BOY EXCLAIMED. "PANTYHOSE!! " SUPPORT A FAMILY : THE PROSPECTIVE FATHE

12 June 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Tuesday, June 12: Friendships as well as relationships that could be of the more amorous sort may hold challenges now, but you're more than equal to sorting them out. Look to build trust and deepen bonds. Equality is a must.

Kats Blog On Fridays Discipline
He wrote on it yesterday that I would receive a maintenance discipline and punishment tonight (last night) and also informed me that I have been getting away with too much and that was going to end. Sir Don told me that he wanted me to blog about the spanking that I received last night since it was too late to blog about it last night. I had made a "loopy" with some flexible tubing a couple of weeks ago for Sir Don to use. I have a big concern of the swats being too noisy when they land on my butt when he uses the paddle. Also I have this middle ear thing and the swats will echo painfully inside my head for some reason. Anyway, the loopy takes care of that. The swats are much quieter and don't echo and it stings like the dickens with just a small amount of effort. After I made that one Sir Don also made one but with a larger, stiffer tubing. Also quieter and also stings with little effort. Both loopys do not leave bruises but leave an interesting looped shaped welts with ju

Internet Acronyms That I Didn't Even Know All Of Them
- POS: Parents Over Shoulder - PIR: Parents In Room - P911: Parent Alert - PAW: Parents Are Watching - PAL: Parents Are Listening - A/S/L: Age/Sex/Location - MorF: Male Or Female - SorG: Straight Or Gay - LMIRL: Let's Meet In Real Life - KPC: Keeping Parents Clueless - TD2M: Talk Dirty To Me - IWSN: I Want Sex Now - NIFOC: Nude In Front Of Computer - GYPO: Get Your Pants Off - ADR: Address - WYCM: Will You Call Me? - KFU: Kisses For You - MOOS: Member Of Opposite Sex - MOSS: Member Of Same Sex - NALOPKT: Not A Lot Of People Know This

Whats Going On??? Wheres The Love???
Whats going on with all the love here in the past couple of months??? Did it just decide to take a vacation and forget to send out memos??? I have any friends on my profile just like a bunch of other people aslo... I have sent out many messages and havent gotten an reply back... I have sent out many comments and no one sends anything back... I even send those little chain letter comments out... There has been many people that has checked out my profile but no one ever signs my guestbook... A friend of mine told me to post one, so I did but no very many peopel have signed it... So if your reading this blog, why dont you take a little journey onto my profile and sign it while your still thinking about it... If you send me love I will return the love back in a heart beat... Hope to see some new faces, and comments and some new people on my guest book... I will talk to everyone later....

Do You Remember When ...
Close your eyes...And go back in time Before semi automatics and crack... Before SEGA or Super Nintendo... Way back...I'm talking about Hide and seek at dusk. Red light, green light. The corner store. Hopscotch, butterscotch, doubledutch, jacks, kickball, dodgeball. Mother May I... Red Rover and Roly Poly. Hula Hoops. Running through the sprinkler. An ice cream cone on a warm summer night... Chocolate or vanilla or strawberry or maybe butter pecan. Wait... Watching Saturday Morning cartoons... Short commercials. Fat Albert, Road Runner, The Three Stooges, and Bugs. Or back further... When around the corner seemed far away, And going downtown seemed like going somewhere. Cops and Robbers, Cowboys and Indians, Zorro. Climbing trees, building igloos out of snow banks Running till you were out of breath. Laughing so hard that your stomach hurt. Jumping on the bed. Pillow fights. Spinning around, getting dizzy, and falling down... Being tired

So As The Lightning Passes!
That storm we had last night was so bad! i sat in bed n wrote poems. The lightning was awful. The rain was nasty. N i was alone,in my room =( [stricken with sadness] Gee Chris get online so we can yack u sexy bastard :P

Retarded
A video preview of KISS bassist/vocalist Gene Simmons's appearance on the syndicated daytime talk show "The Tyra Banks Show", which is scheduled to air today (Tuesday, June 12), is available at this location. According to a press release, "Tyra sits down with legendary rocker Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed to discuss their reality show, 'Gene Simmons Family Jewels', which followed them as they got his and her facelifts. They are then joined by their son who makes the audience scream when he reveals the unique trait he inherited from his dad." Variety reported last week that A&E has said yes to a third season of "Gene Simmons Family Jewels", upping its order to 24 half-hour episodes from last season's 20 installments. According to Variety, the decision was an easy one: "Jewels" is A&E's second-highest-rated series ever in the 18-to-49 and 25-to-54 adult demographics, behind only "Dog the Bounty Hunter". "Jewels" did even better in its second season than in its first, leaping b

Temptation
Bittersweet memories cloud my mind Desiring that sweet release I can still see the glint of light off the blade I can still feel the layers split Watching the blood flow Mixing with already shead tears If only I could have that sweet release But I can not

Asshole Steals Toilet Paper
I wonder if it was Rosepetal or Timbercut. . . Butts Charged With Stealing Toilet Paper By Associated Press Posted June 12 2007, MARSHALLTOWN, Iowa -- Police blame a woman named Butts for stealing toilet paper from a central Iowa courthouse, and while they're chuckling, the theft charge could put her in prison. "She's facing potentially three years of incarceration for three rolls of toilet paper," Chief Lon Walker said, stifling a laugh as he talked to KCCI-TV about Suzanne Marie Butts. "See, I can't say it with a straight face." Workers had noticed the rolls disappearing from the Marshall County Courthouse much faster than usual, Walker said. Butts, 38, was caught last week after an employee saw her taking three rolls of two-ply tissue from a storage closet, Walker said. Butts insisted it was the first time she'd pilfered toilet paper, but she declined to answer further questions on her attorney's advice. The fifth-degree theft charge, a misdemea

In Search Of The Unknown
Does anybody actually read these messages? I have a blog over on another site that i keep up, add to once in a while, but never see any comments. Makes me wonder sometimes. On the other hand, maybe it’s just a case of nobody even knows i have this web page, so maybe nobody even looks at it. Maybe i should create a more interesting account, filled with all kinds of false information in order to make me look more fun. More interesting. Fill it with all kinds of lies about my employment, my home, my foreign cars and my massive male endowment. Ya, that’s it. I’ll just bulk up the (_________) and watch the shallow women fall at my e’mail. Wonder where i can find a good picture of a half-naked “hunky” guy to use. That’s the ticket. Then i’ll have all kinds of rubbish to read from people i’ll never meet. Cool...

Daydreams
I always thought that no matter how bad things got I would still find happiness. I just can't think like that anymore. It is doing more damage then it is helping. I am so sick of setting myself up to fail. When do the pain and tears stop? Oh they will just as soon as I can catch my breath for then I won't care anymore. Why care when all it leads to is more pain? Sorrow's touch has moved beyond an embrace.

Artificial
If a mirror could tell no lies What would I see? A true reflection? Or the shadow I hide behind? In its darkness I hear screams An endless torment Stifled and choked into silence Forgotten in the morning light. I press my face to its cold surface And in this window hid my twin And although I saw rain upon my cheek Nothing could change my reality. My face is not my own I borrowed it long ago Its not the one I was born with Its the stranger I now know.

The Pain Inside
Would you hear my cries from miles away? Would you know that I'm suffering just by looking at me? Words I cannot express, pollute my mind, my soul, and my heart. I'm the shadow of what I once was. A shell of myself, Hollow inside, and all I can do is hide behind my facade. Tears have fallen in darkness Heartache a silent assassin. There are no rainbows, no sunshine Only cold, dark, hollows. The pain eats at me. The fear stabs at me. I have no hopes of a better tomorrow. Only darkness of the days past.

The 1997 Vintage, Limited Edition Part 4
The PFY is hardly the life and soul. Would you be if you had to endure a visit from slime central? I could be over-reading the signs slightly, but the PFY seems to have all the symptoms of an advanced case of the blues. Questioning him on the matter is fruitless. His work is suffering because of it - yesterday I caught him refilling the paper tray in one of the fax machines in response to a user's request. Also, password-change logs note that he's helping out users who forget their passwords by changing them to words like 'temporary' and 'changeme', instead of the usual 'goshiamaplonker' or '"imaginebeingsostupid'. The final straw comes when he does a complete recovery of a hard disk after a user accidentally erased it. A serious talk is required, so I corner him and the truth comes out. It appears that the PFY's favourite piece of firmware in the DP Pool has chucked him in favour of a newly contracted Internet Policy Consultant who's so smooth he's ready for varnishing. I'd seen the s

The 1997 Vintage, Limited Edition Part 7
It looks as though the Bastard has overreached himself, but the PFY comes to the rescue with a cunning plan ... If I hear the words virtual boardroom one more time, I'm going to hurt someone. The bloody boss, stepping out of character, has rekindled the CEO's interest in videoconferencing. Normally this would have me smiling at the thought of spending more company dosh, but we don't have the bandwidth to support the system company-wide. "Why?" the PFY asks, smelling a rodent-like creature. "Ah. Well, I'd been meaning to tell you about that..." "You've sold our bandwidth to a third party haven't you?" "Not exactly, no." "You've cranked up the company's ISP service?" "No, I sold that off ages ago." "You sold it off!" "Yup, cashed in the client base and ISP domain name to another supplier. Very lucrative." "And didn't pay me off?" "Nope. I didn't even pay me off." "So what did you do with the dosh?" "What did I do w

Him - "vampire Heart"
Him - Vampire Heart Lyrics You can't escape the wrath of my heart Beating to your funeral song (You're so alone) All faith is lost for hell regained In the dust in the hands of shame (Just be brave) Let me breathe you this song of my heart before I lead you along this path in the dark Where I belong 'till I feel your warmth Hold me Like you held on to life When all fears came alive and entombed me Love me Like you love the sun Scorching the blood in my vampire heart I'll be the thorns on every rose You've been sent I hope (You'll grow cold) I am the nightmare waking you up From the dream of a dream of love (Just like before) Let me weep you this poem as Heaven's gates close Paint you my soul, scarred and alone Waiting for your kiss to take me back home Hold me Like you held on to life When all fears came alive and entombed me Love me Like you love the sun Scorching the blood in my vampire heart Hold me Like you held on to life When all fears

Sex Quiz
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

40 ?'s
40 of the MOST Spontaneous Questions Ever, BE HONEST 1. Where were you an hour ago? Walmart 2. Who will be your next kiss? Steve 3. What kind of deodorant do you use? Dove 4. Are you wearing socks right now? nope 5. When was the last time you went out of the state? 2 days ago !!! 6. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days? nope 7. What was the last thing you had to drink? Water 8. What are you wearing right now? Tank top and capris 9. What was your last purchase? i bought groceries 10. Last food you ate? Salad 11. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Steve 12. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week? YES 13. Do you have a pet? yes 14. What's the last sporting event you watched? baseball 15. How much sex have you had in the past week? umm ... last week was about 3 times, its hard when ur bf lives 3 hours away, but that won't be for Long ;) 16. If you could be anywhere right now, where would

80 `s Bands
100 Bands of the 80s Body: This is a calling. A calling to see if you people out there know who made music what it really is. If you opened this, you must name a band who played within this great era of music. Doesn't matter if they started, stopped, or lasted through this time period as long as they existed in the 80's. Let's see if we can reach a 100 80's bands. Just list your name and your band under the following. 1. Kyle-Def Leppard 2. Donny - SLAYER! 3. Brittey- Poison! 4. Ariel-Guns N Roses 5. Summer-Judas Priest 6. PSYCHOBITCH- BON JOVI !!!!!!! 7. Erica-culture club 8. misty dawn-kiss 9. Krista - Queen [= 10. Deryk - Mr big===== 11. Kurt- Winger 12. Tiffany--Motley Crew 13. Derek--Skid Row 14. MJ ~ Aerosmith 15. Jackie - Quiet Riot! (aaahhh the 80's, HS was so fun) 16. Chip - Ah Ha 17. Brad - Metallica (early Metallica....so so so so nice) 18. Kelly- Twisted Sister 19. Ray- Bad Brains! 20. Angie- DEPECHE MODE!!! 21. Lori - Tears for Fears 22. Elie

Slow And Steady...
Really does win the race. I got slammed with about 63 P.O.s from Dollar Tree and I've been sitting here very calmly doing them and I'm almost done. I'm surprised it's only taken about 1hr 45min. Go me! =)

The World Is Right
Actually its full of shit but it made for a good title, Im sitting here sipping on V8 Berry Blend! Carrot juice and Berries?Taisha ur crazy! I kno but its tasty!And because im fat i could do with the 'healthiness' haha So anyhoo um i watched old movies last night like Encino Man -Classic! haha Oh and i got the new guitar world mag with Jack White on the cover.Great interview.God hes smart.Oh n theres a great interview with Alex Lifeson {my soulmate}. and another great interview with Ozzy and Zack. A big tribute to Randy Rhoades. And it comes with a bonus cd which includes The WHite Stripes{mine},RUSH[personal heros] and a bunch more. So yeh good stuff tis sunny out should i go tan? i think i might i gots a great tan goin=me being sexy which on a good day im really sexi,but with the new tan my sexiness is at an all time high. Ok so i love you all my great pals xx ~stay sexi~

Wasted 2 Months
well since the start of april i have been seeing a girl who i really liked, if she treated me better etc i'd still really like her. she is one of those who doesn't show emotion or affection, well the only time she shows any is when in bed etc. when ever i have been with her and say a friend calls etc and she's been asked what up or been doing she never mentions me, says what she been doing, say if we walked into town she'll say she went into town not i went into town with jase well her actions have lead me to finish seeing her, in my mind she doesn't deserve my attention any more

Immigration: A Simple Solution
We have a simple solution to the immigration debate. But first, why do we talk about the immigration problem? We have an immigration problem when people fight to get out of a country, not to get into a country. What we have here is something between "a condition" like when your mother-in-law has bursitis, and a "situation" like when a low-life neighbor keeps parking in your driveway. Here is our three-part solution: 1. Registration: The most powerful weapon police have is "intelligence" in the military sense. When a cop stops you for a traffic violation, in two minutes he can find out if you are wanted for anything from spitting on the sidewalk to murder. Similarly, if a crime has been committed in a neighborhood, the police can immediately do a computer search and obtain records of other similar crimes in the neighborhood, helping them to identify suspects. What we need to do is much the same: develop a central complete registry of all aliens in America -- legal and illegal.

Loneness
Loneness loneness I was wrong I’m your prisoner once more I just beg you to take it easy on me for I’m not as strong as I thought and I cant take to long of being in your for I tasted freedom and I was in the light so know that you have me in your dark cold grabs again please let me go soon for the pain you make me feel and the emptiness might actually do me in so I shall stay with you for now but I shall hope that you will let me go this time forever or at least to feel the light on my skin again please don’t keep me in the dark forever I’m not as string as I once was I will die if u keep me to long

I Care For U All
READ THE WHOLE THING© THIS IS SOO NICE! Too Busy for a Friend... One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name. Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down. It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, and as the students left the room, each one handed in the papers. That Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had said about that individual. On Monday she gave each student his or her list. Before long, the entire class was smiling. 'Really?' she heard whispered. 'I never knew that I meant anything to anyone!' and, 'I didn't know others liked me so much,' were most of the comments. No one ever mentioned those papers in class again. She never knew if they

Ham And Cheese Pizza Stack
Ham and Cheese Pizza Stack advertisement Prep: 15 min. Bake: 12 min. Ingredients 1/4 cup purchased pesto 12 7- to 8-inch flour tortillas 1/2 pound finely chopped cooked ham (1-1/2 cups) 2 cups shredded mozzarella cheese (8 ounces) 8-ounce can pizza sauce or 1/2 cup Alfredo pasta sauce Directions 1. Spread the pesto on one side of four tortillas. Top each with a second tortilla to make four separate stacks. Stir together the ham and half of the cheese. Sprinkle ham mixture over second layer of each tortilla stack. Top with the remaining tortillas. Spread top layer with pizza sauce or Alfredo sauce; sprinkle with remaining cheese. 2. Place the tortilla stacks on an ungreased baking sheet. Bake in a 425 degrees F oven for 12 to 15 minutes or until cheese is melted. To serve, cut each stack into wedges. Makes 4 stacks (8 servings). Dietary Exchanges: 2 starch, 1 vegetable, 1-1/2 lean meat, 2 fat. Test Kitchen Tip: Personalize these stacks as you please -

Come Hither My Love
This is from a friend on MySpace Dedicated to Kally Behold, the breathless kisses, the longed for dreams. Passionately spilled words with unspoken urgency. Soft caresses like Touches of Fire, so Perfect so Rare, embrace me. Ageless Love, Eternal, predestined as One. Souls embrace the Texture of Love. The void now filled a puzzle complete. No ghosts allowed, no past lovers to haunt. While the keeper of my heart is near. © 2007 KG

Waiting
Wanting, lusting, to be held, to be loved, to feel warmth, to feel your beating heart. Wanting to be sheltered from the cold, heartless winds. Falling into invisible arms; into an abyss of love. Wishing, hoping, that my desires will be filled; my desires of loving warmth. Wanting to be held, comforted, loved. Dreaming of passionate embraces, of tender kisses, loving words, romantic nights. Waiting for undying love.

New Things...
so my birthday is coming up... and things are about to change a lot for me... ive been waiting to have my own life for a long time.... and now im finally going to get it... yay.... im a little scared.... hope i dont fuck up.... it always happens lol but who knows.... until u start right? plus i have met a great guy..... some one who i have been friends with through a strange situation lol... but hes kept my head high.... and has also kept me very happy.... and been here for me through a lot... and im very thankful to have him in my life.... but hes great..... hes also something new plus i have only a few friends... and i dont care... b/c the friends that i have now... are amazing... and i couldnt ask for better friends... and you know who you are.... well thats about it for now.... britt

Kid Rock & Cheryl Crow "picture" Lyrics
Title: Sheryl Crow - The Picture (feat. Kid Rock) lyrics Artist: Sheryl Crow Kid Rock: Livin my life in a slow hell Different girl every night at the hotel I ain't seen the sunshine In three damn days Been fuelin'up on cocaine and whiskey Wish I had a good girl to miss me Lord I wonder if I'll ever change my ways I put your picture away Sat down and cried today I can't look at you while I'm lying next to her I put your picture away Sat down and cried today I can't look at you while I'm lying next to her Sheryl Crow: I called you last night in the hotel Everyone knows but they won't tell But their half-hearted smiles tell me somethin' just ain't right I've been waitin' on you for a long time Fuelin' up on heartaches and cheap wine I ain't heard from you in three damn nights I put your picture away I wonder where you been I can't look at you while I'm lyin' next to him I put your picture away I wonder where you been I can't look at you while I'm lyin'

Going From Angry To Numb
I am so angry right now. I have yet to deal with the fact that my brother is gone and I will never in this life be able to hug him or even pick on him. I have so much anger that I can't deal with the over whelming saddness that I feel every waking moment. I feel like I am standing on the edge of a cliff with one foor hanging over the edge and the other foot only half way on the ground. When my other brother died I really didn't have the time to deal with it because I had to get ready for my daughter to come. She is the reason I have been able to keep going. I a few friends that have been there and are so wonderful but there is this void in my life that I don't see ever being filled again. I am not sure I will ever be the same person I once was. Yes I know I am not the only one hurting and I wish more then anything I could take on the pain that they are feeling that way atleast someone can get back to what life is supposed to be. I no longer want to smile. I can't cry because I am just

Wow! Am I Lucky
Wow! Am I Lucky! LE Published by Kidstories http://www.kidsdomain.com/down/pc/wowamilucky.html Age Group: Adults Type: Teaching Tools License: Free (This is a limited edition version of the software. See * below.) Description: Wow! Am I Lucky! is a program that creates personalized books for children, levels pre-school through early elementary grades. By filling in the blanks to several questions such as the child's name, names of friends, relatives, teacher and school and several more questions relating to the child's particular likes, etc. these details will be inserted into the story. Not only can you add personal information, but the program also allows for the insertion of images. Select a favorite photo of your child, and you will have created a one of a kind book. (Hint: BMP images are recommended for best photo clarity reproduction.) *This is a limited edition of the software which accepts information for a maximum of 4 children. See Kid Stories for more

Ad-aware 2007 7.0.1.3
With the ability to scan your RAM, Registry, hard drives, and external storage devices for known data-mining, advertising, and tracking components, Ad-Aware 2007 easily can clean your system, allowing you to maintain a higher degree of privacy while you surf the Web. Ad-Aware 2007 includes a redesigned engine, improved code sequence identification, incremental definition updates, one-click Web-history cleanup, multiple browser support, and other new features. Version 7.0.1.3 may include unspecified updates, enhancements, or bug fixes. http://www.download.com/3000-2144-10045910.html?part=69274&subj=dlpage&tag=button

Rock'n'roll Hall Of Fame ??????????????
THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WHEN KISS CANT EVEN GET IN. REM? COME ON WHAT IS THE PROBBLEM HERE? KISS IS THE #1 BAND IN THE WORLD AND I WOULD ARGUE THAT WITH ANYONE. NO OTHER BAND CAN COME CLOSE.THERE ARE A LOT OF GREAT BANDS OUT THERE BUT I THINK THIS IS WAY OVER DUE. JUST LIKE THE GRAMMYS GIVING JETHROL TULL A HEAVY METAL AWARD IS NUTS. WE NEED TO TAKE A STAND. I FOR ONE WILL PROTEST.I HOPE THE MILLIONS OF KISS FANS OUT THERE CAN UNITE FOR THIS AND PROTEST EVERY YEAR IF THATS WHAT IT TAKES.

Muahahahahahaha
I have a little angel that flys around with a hammer and hits every one I love, I hope it beats the shit out of you!!! Send this to everyone you care about, even me if you care and if you get 8 you are loved. (sorry if you got a repeat but this is my most loved list of peoples hehe)

Road
Road the road I travel on is full of pain the end is death the middle is broken promises and scars on my skin blood on the rags I’m traveling down this road all the signs and craving come back the constant itching of my skin when something bothering me the picking of the scab and wounds when I’m sad but as I travel down this road I’m strong and hold out I am the one in power not my pain or sorrow at least not yet I will survive I still have one dream I wish to do before I say good bye good bye to everything by JNA

Why Do People Downrate Pictures Then Rip Them?
I know this is going to sound childish but oh well..my blog i can sound childish right?!?! lol =) anywho i'd really like to know why people downrate a picture then have the nerve to RIP IT!!! If your going to downrate something why rip it? .... /end rant

My Birthday
Well another year has past and it's another year wasted...some of you know why i feel like this...i'm so tired of feeling this way i just wish it would go away..god i wish it would go away...i'm venting a lil i guess...

Grace
NO JACKET REQUIRED I shook my head in disbelief. This couldn't be the right place. After all, I couldn't possibly be welcome here. I had been given an invitation several times, by several different people, and I had finally decided to see what this place was all about. But, this just couldn't be the right place. Quickly, I glanced down at the invitation that I clutched in my hand. I scanned past the words, "Come as you are. No jacket required," and found the location. Yes, I was at the right place. I peered through the window again and saw a room of people whose faces seemed to glow with joy. All were neatly dressed, adorned in fine garments and appeared strangely clean as they dined at this exquisite restaurant. Ashamed, I looked down at my own tattered and torn clothing, covered in stains. I was dirty, in fact, filthy. A foul smell seemed to consume me and I couldn't shake the grime that clung to my body. As I turned around to leave, the words from the invitation seemed to leap ou

Positive Thoughts
try to keep these in mind whenever interacting with others... *all of humanity is 1 extended family *god does not make junk *he forms beautiful, useful people *he puts before us choices of good/bad; he provides, we decide *the best way to help others is through kind acts, like encouraging words/helpful acts (like sharing food/time/sympathy) *life is short, spend it carefully and kindly *every1 can be half empty, or half full

The 1998 Edition, Part 4
There's nothing the BOFH and PFY love more than a challenge ‚ except for violence. And the boss's devious plan calls for quite a bit of the latter... "Hi, this is Sonya, David's PA, and he's got some stuff he wants me to sort out before he gets back." "David?" "Your boss." "Is that his name? He doesn't have a PA." "He does now. He read how good they are at clarifying..." I switch off while the benefits of PA-dom are explained in full. I'm a little concerned as this means the boss has been reading management periodicals during his recovery from non-specific stress disorders. Surprising how some people react to a couple of hundred volts administered to the testicles through the seat of a wheelie chair... Sadly, the appearance of a PA on the scene has put a rather large spanner in the works of the PFY and I, who were planning to use the boss's absence to steal a foot of his office to lengthen the computer room - a simple job when you have a team

Herbal Eye Pillows
Herbal Eye Pillows Guest Author - Fiona Blackwolf For centuries, sweet smelling herbs have been used to encourage restful sleep and promote dreaming. Today we can draw on those age-old notions to give us respite from the hectic lives we lead. Making a dream pillow is simple even for the novice seamstress. Dream pillows can also be warmed gently in the microwave to aid in relieving headaches. Follow these instructions to make your own herb-filled pillow and drift off into dreamland. What do I need? 1 Square of cloth approximately 4 inches by 4 inches 1/2 cup of flax seeds or rice 3/4 cup of herbs (see below for list) 1-5 drops of essential oil (usually lavender or vanilla) Needle and thread, sewing machine, or fusible web Now what do I do? Fold the fabric in half so the wrong side is out. On printed fabrics this will be easy to see, but on plain fabrics just use your best judgment. With your needle and thread (or sewing machine) sew along one short side and

The 1999 Edition, Part 2
Faced with a bit of kit that the hosts of Antiques Roadshow would get orgasmic over, the Bastard finds a rubber mallet can achieve things an engineer's screwdriver can't... It seems I'm in the turd and there's no simple way out. Foolishly, I tried to fix an ancient but crucial piece of kit - so old it had a grandmotherboard - which had thrown up several errors a day for weeks. Admittedly, they were just 'warning' messages and the machine was still working OK... But that's all fixed now...And, as luck would have it, the unit is cram-packed with old, chunky proprietory hardware clinging to the last vestiges of life by virtue of a shielding layer of dust and fluff that's built up over the ages...But not anymore... The boss is, of course, the soul of understanding, appreciating the mundane hassle of deleting swags of unnecessary warning email, while applauding the aggressive manner in which I track down and solve outstanding problems. "If it wasn't really brok

Please Help My Ct Hubby Level Up
I LOVE MY SWEET ?MANDY? SO MUCH!!!!!!!@ CherryTAP PLEASE STOP by and rate my Ct hubby Gabe's stash and pictures hes busy with school and other things. And i know he will return the love he always does.

Forever In This Moment
Taking your hand Fingers to my lips I want to love every inch of you Taste every part of your body As if I can drink your love's blood Through your very pores I want to get lost in your eyes Consumed by your kiss Set my body on fire Quench the fire in my blood With sweet caresses Touch my soul with your passion Lay down beside me Feel my body crying for you Lets get lost in each other Touching, tasting, exploring We will exceed passion, go beyond bliss For this is our time Want me like no other Need you, like the air that I breathe Together, one mind, one soul Fused in the heat of passionate love Existing in this moment Forever

Nocturnal Illusion
Between the set and the rise She joins me draped in chamille Carmine locks brush her shoulders All within a foggy scene surreal... Within her eyes swims a lusty love Her heart brings to me such peace I drift confined in her loving arms Lightened in a genuine release... Lightning flashes across clenched eyes Her lips gently touch upon mine My being explodes in utter bliss Our bodies combine in eternal entwine... Pressed to me now I want her within She seems strangely too far away Loins grind as tounges promenade More love than either can convey... Sweet scents mix in our lusty warmth Liquid passions dance to mix A misted rose that I hungrily consume Within one another we fall transfixed... As the scene completes in a dreamy haze I gather you to me complete Inside the dreams in my quietus night My arms filled till again our dreams meet... © 6/1/2007, CLP (Wolfie)

It's Worse
My last blog entry said that my Papa had Thyroid and Lung Cancer. I found out last night that its spread into his stomach and his liver as well. They also said in April (and I just recently found this out as well) that he would only have two to seven months, which means that he could go anytime between now and the holidays. Then my cousin's wedding was tonight and at the reception, my mom and my sisters and their families were all bawling because my one sister and her family are moving to Florida tomorrow morning so tonight was the last time we'll see them for a while. We were always so close. I remember watching those kids when they were so young and now they are just becoming teenagers and one is four and I just, it hurts so bad to see them go because I don't know when I'll see them again. At the beginning of this year, I lost my love. He threw me away. Then I lost some friends because he asked them to ignore me. I guess I'm not worth anything. Now, I'm losing m

Animal Totem
You scored as Dog, You are the Dog. You are the most loyal of your friends and you protect them at all costs. Being what you are makes you happy and your friends like that about you.Dragon83% Dog83% Fox75% Horse67% Wolf67% Stag67% Deer58% Eagle58% Salmon50% Ram50% Bull42% Snake

Elemental
You scored as Fire, Sometimes people are afraid to approach you, either because of your reputation, how you look, or how you act. People under the "Fire" category often tend to stand out from the crowd. Either being very loud and bossy, or dressing extremely. Either way all Fires make excellent friends and would stand up for them no matter what. At first you may seem hard to approach but everyone who knows you, would hate to lose you. You can be posessive and clingy but a lot of people like it that way! You often prefer touch, like hugs or using your hands while you talk. You feel it expresses what you feel better than words. (I totally agree with you on that!)Please Tell me what you think! Negative feedback VERY welcome! Tell me how to fix it! :) Fire75% Darkness75% Light63% Earth63% Ice50% Water31% Air19% What Element Are You? (BOY+GIRL ANIME PICS & DETAILED ANSWERS)created with QuizFarm.com

So,.....wanna Get In Trouble Here?
I LIKE THIS GUY!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Update on Joe Arpaio TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO HE IS THE MARICOPA ARIZONA COUNTY SHERIFF AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY: Sheriff Joe Arpaio (In Arizona) who created the "Tent City Jail": He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them. He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their weights Cut off all but "G" movies. He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city projects. Then He Started Chain Gangs For Women So He Wouldn't Get Sued For Discrimination. He took away cable TV Until he found out there was A Federal Court Order that Required Cable TV For Jails. So He Hooked Up The Cable TV Again Only Let In The Disney Channel And The Weather Channel. When asked why th

To The Rat 'n Phuckers
no I dont want a fling, thanks. phuck off, Thank you for stopping by, not. step the hell off.. I am so not interested thanks. To think I get along more with you baboons then I do chicks. what the hell is this world coming too?!

Blech
I kinda have friends coming over tonight, ok, one of them pass's as a friend. its a dude, as for a the girl.. eh yeeeeah.. umm if I hear one more word about geeeetting nails done, or eyebrows waxed Im going to hurl, wish me luck.

Profile Is Looking Wicked.
Well spent the last few hours browsing around online looking for things for my profile here..and ive found some pretty wicked items as im sure you'll see if you check out my profile online. Thanks to everyone who has stopped by rated me and signed my guestbook..i appreciate it. Those who havent checked out my profile feel free to stop by check it out and sign away there. TC and HAGN peeps....im outa here for the night... To all you dads and fathers out there.... Happy Fathers Day!!!!!!!!

17 June 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Sunday, June 17: Reach out and say hey to family. Plan fun times with friends. Take time to do something that inspires and invigorates you. Live your life and love doing so, and let love take care of itself for the moment.

With All My Love....
I just wanted to take a moment to tell all of you that sent me the kind words and gifts that I truly appreciate it. It sucks being sick and stuck in bed and even worse waiting for a doctor at the ER. So while I'm not responding to each of you I wanted to send you my love in return for your thoughts and warm wishes! I truly mean it you have made my shitty weekend that much better....oh and before I forget HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO ALL MY DADDY'S OUT THERE. Love, hugs, and kisses! The Sickie Sexii CapriQueen

Sex In A Storm, Now That's Hot!!!!
You're driving around with the woman of your dreams and a storm rolls in. You've always wanted to have sex outside in a storm, so you ask her if she would. She says she's game so you pull off to a secluded spot and you both get out of the car. You walk around the car and meet her at the front. The rain is pouring down as you grab her against you and kiss her passionately. Lightning flashes overhead and thunder booms off in the distance as you start to pull her soaked t-shirt over her head. You throw it onto the hood of the car and unhook her bra, letting her plump mounds fall freely. You slowly move your mouth down her chin and neck to her luscious chest, devouring them one at a time. She starts shoving your shirt off of your body, wanting to feel your naked flesh next to hers. You shove her shorts down over her rounded buttocks and they slide down to pool at her ankles. She's standing before you, rain running down her body, her soaked thong molded to her body. She kicks her shorts awa

Elevator
Ok, you're riding an elevator all alone, there's no one else around and the doors open and the woman of your dreams comes on. She gets as close to you as she can, and you look at her funny, not knowin who she is. She slowly grabs your ass as the elevator doors close and you turn toward her, ready to say something. She locks her lips onto yours, not letting you say a word. You pull her close, wrapping your arms around her. You thrust your tongue into her mouth, tryin to swallow her whole. She unbuttons her shirt and lets it slide off her shoulders and pool at her feet. She slowly unbuttons your pants and slides them down your hips to pool at your feet. You break your mouth away from hers and give her a questioning look, before you can speak she holds her finger against your lips, telling you without words not to speak. She pulls your shirt over your head and throws it across the elevator. She runs her hands over your chest, feeling every ripple of muscle along the way.She shoves your bo

How Do You Kiss
Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it. You have the confidence to make the first move. And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best. Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing! Are You a Good Kisser?

Look
Feel the blowing leaves and reeds Lying on our backs in that field Felt like we were the only humans Banished in the middle of no where Staring at the thousands of stars Feeling the crisp night prickle my spine Feeling your heart beat so close to mine And repeatedly saying the same three words "I love you" is what you told me Before we promised we would be together Forever and ever, you have my heart And I could feel your warm embrace And now I'm here, all alone Wondering what I've done so wrong Watching my whole life before my eyes And feeling the cruel world crash down on me Can't you see what pain you've caused?

Fire And Ice
You are The Star Hope, expectation, Bright promises. The Star is one of the great cards of faith, dreams realised The Star is a card that looks to the future. It does not predict any immediate or powerful change, but it does predict hope and healing. This card suggests clarity of vision, spiritual insight. And, most importantly, that unexpected help will be coming, with water to quench your thirst, with a guiding light to the future. They might say you're a dreamer, but you're not the only one. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.

She's Lost Herself
Everything you've never wanted Sits right here in front of you You don't know what you want And she hasn't got a clue You can't give her any hints Because you're just as lost inside And Your feelings are as hidden As the scars and pain She tries to hide Underneath those bracelets As colorful as her personality seems to be… Look into the depths of her eyes Can you see the pain she feels? She knows that things will be alright In due time… Time, time is something that she doesn't have Because the clock is running out She can't keep waiting around For the things that will never come her way She is uncertain about her future She knows she's going to fail at everything she tries Maybe she should give up And run back home into the arms of those she despises She doesn't miss him the way he thinks She doesn't even think it was love But she promised to love him forever And Though it became never Maybe she should su

I Want To Believe
I want to believe that this was caused by an extraterretial being. . . what do you think? Officials Study Orange Streak on Freeway EAST ST. LOUIS, Ill. (AP) - It's not quite the highway beautification Illinois transportation officials had in mind. Authorities on Friday continued trying to ferret out what - or who - caused a three-mile streak of a bright orange substance, possibly paint, in the westbound lanes of Interstate 55-70 near East St. Louis during Thursday morning's rush-hour. Theresa Fry said she was commuting to St. Louis from Edwardsville when she saw a white tractor-trailer spilling the substance. "My guess was he hit a bump and a drum of the paint was knocked over and began pouring out under the door, over his back bumper," she told the St. Louis Post-Dispatch. "With the way people were just driving through it, there are going to be lots of cars with orange tires and orange paint speckles." Drivers motioned for the man to pull over, and eventually he stoppe

Japanese Bondage
Shibari (しばり, Shibari?) is a Japanese verb that literally means "to tie" or "to bind" it is used in Japan to describe the artful use of twine to tie objects or packages. Kinbaku (緊縛, Kinbaku?) is the word for "bondage" or Kinbaku-bi which means "beautiful bondage". Kinbaku (also Sokubaku) is a Japanese style of sexual bondage or BDSM which involves tying up the bottom using simple yet visually intricate patterns, usually with several pieces of thin rope (generally 6mm or 8mm). The word Shibari came in to common use in the west at some point in the 1990s to describe the bondage art Kinbaku. Japanese Bondage is said to differ from Western bondage in that, instead of just immobilizing or restraining the bottom, the bottom gains pleasure from being under the pressure and strain of the ropes, squeezing the breasts or genitals—though there are examples found among Western bondage enthusiasts such as John Willie. The main difference is that Western full-b

Am I A Good Kisser????
Play-By-Play Lip Locker You make an attentive kisser because you enjoy the melding of you and your partner's kissing style. Depending on the mood and the moment, you may be more adventurous or more soft and gentle. It may take you and your partner some time to really get down a compatible style, but once you do, kisses can become very intense because they are showing the deep connection you and your partner have with each other. Make sure to allow things to happen naturally rather than focusing so much on technique. Be confident in your skills and open to new styles of kissing.

Heart In My Arms
Heart in my arms I miss the feeling of your heart in my arms. I miss the way you would melt to my charms. I miss the knowing you were desperate for my touch. I miss the assurance that you loved me, and how much. I miss the adoration, that would sparkle in your eye. I miss feeling loved, so much, I would cry. I miss that feeling, you would love me forever. I miss how you dreamed that we could be together. I miss being certain, that true love would prevail... And I miss you. And I love you. As I have, without fail. by David Higgins, 14/10/03

Sitting
Sitting here wish I had a friend to talk to As the time slowly goes by Just need some friendly company Bored ad lonely that what I am Also wishing I had some one to call my own Just going a little crazy Stuck in this house with no friends near by Wondering why I can’t seem to make friends Friends I actually would like outside school And wondering why I cant fine a guy That would treat me right and live close by Time slowly goes by as I sit here bored out of my mind With no friends to talk to by jna

19 June 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Tuesday, June 19: The details don't matter when it comes to big, beautiful matters of the heart -- or do they? Well, the stars say it could go either way right about now, so best keep track of the little things too.

Life And What It Means
I'm writing this blog to get my feeling down! Yesterday afternoon I was swept into some brush in the battenkill river along with my mother and her friend dorene! My mother got swept under the current and taken down stream myself and her friend got hung up on brush in the direct path of the current.I was pulled under a few times my tube i was on popped luckily my sister my fiance and my sister's boyfriend where there. If it wasn't for the quick thinking of my sister there could have been 3 lives lost mine,my mother's and my mom's friend dorene. I am greatful to be here all I thought was god if i die how will my kids handle it. And that after a long time i was finally happy and i would be losing the love of my life! A mishap like this makes you realize there is so much to live for and so much to still be done ,So to my sister Jennifer thank you You are my lifesaver and to my kids mommy's ok and last but not least live life like there is no tommorow because you never know when it will be

God Wanted Me To Tell You...
GOD WANTED ME TO TELL YOU... > > Everything that you think is going wrong in your > life today shall be well with you this year. > > You have been destined to make it and you shall > surely achieve all your goals this year. > > For the remaining months of this year (2007), > all your agonies will be diverted and victory and > prosperity will be incoming in abundance. > > Today God has confirmed the end of your sufferings, > sorrows, and pains because HE that sits on the > throne > has remembered you. He has taken away the hardships > and given you JOY. He will never let you down. > > I knocked at heaven's door this morning and God > asked me... 'My child! What can I do for you?' > > And I said, "Father, please protect and bless > the person reading this message"... Â > > God smiled and answered... 'Request granted'. > > If you believe this message, send it to seven people > > and the one who sent it to you. By doing this you > have > succeeded in praying f

Trials And Tribulations
Some years ago, on a hot summer day in south Florida, a little boy decided to go for a swim in the old swimming hole behind his house. In a hurry to dive into the cool water, he ran out the back door, leaving behind shoes, socks, and shirt as he went. He flew into the water, not realizing that as he swam toward the middle of the lake, an alligator was swimming toward the shore. His father working in the yard saw the two as they got closer and closer together. In utter fear, he ran toward the water, yelling to his son as loudly as he could. Hearing his voice, the little boy became alarmed and made a U-turn to swim to his father. It was too late. Just as he reached his father, the alligator reached him. From the dock, the father grabbed his little boy by the arms just as the alligator snatched his legs. That began an incredible tug-of-war between the two. The alligator was much stronger than the father, but the father was much too passionate to let go. A farmer happened to drive by, h

Before I Cheat
we've been together for 3 years, and now i don't know why but i'm at the saloon with some cheap bar fly not even thinkin bout my pretty lil souped up four wheel drive sittin out in the back of the lot while i think to myself whether i should try now i'm in the restroom dabbin on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo, but i dunno why i'm even gonna try to cheat before i cheat i wish you would have talked to me i wish those nights i wanted to get lucky you would have just givin it to me but now you're diggin your key into the side of my pretty lil suped up four wheel drive carvin your name into my leathers seats takin my louisville slugger to both headlights and slashin a hole in all four tires... i wish you would have talked to me before i cheat we had another lil fight now i'm walkin out the front door thinkin i might just get drink at the store but then i make that left on the old dirt road find that lil bar sittin all alone downin shots of that cuervo when

Stuffed Crab
4 lbs. crab meat (2 special & 2 claw) 1 stick butter or margarine Parsley (About 1/4 cup, chopped or 1 tbl) Green onions, finely chopped (about 1/4 cup) Onions, finely chopped (about 1/4 cup) Celery, finely chopped (about 1/4 cup) Bread crumbs (day old bread or French bread) Milk Lea & Perrin Worcestershire (1 tbl or to taste) Pepper (1/8 tea.) Tabasco (dash) Fish fry mix Saute vegetables in melted butter. Add to rest of mixture and form into crab shells. Deep fry. (1 egg into this mixture is optional.) Yields: about 20 stuffed crabs May use as stuffing for fish...or placed in a buttered casserole dish and baked!

Just Listen
I don't ask for help, because I need it. I don't say I 'm sorry, because I am. I don't accept affection, because I would give anything for it. I don't show my feelings, because I have them. I don't trust love, because I would die for it. I don't let you see who I am, because I am me.

Help A Ho Out
http://www.neopets.com/refer.phtml?username=hofosho86 sign up even if you will never use this site (and frickin make sure you confirm the signing up by putting in your activation code thats sent to you via email) AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOR FUCKING EVER - its NEOPETS a website geared towards kids and teens - im addicted to it lol please i wanna buy a paintbrush for my pet elephante

Update On Mandy Jo
well, mandy should be here in 3 weeks... :) I havent seen her in two years... so its going to be good seeing here... I can't wait for that... so much has changed since we last saw eachother... I'm married, and Im 4'' taller... lol....

Living And Enjoying Life
last year at this time I had just had my third medical procedure for a condition known as AVM. Basiclly what nthis is is an artery in your brain cracks and starts to leak fluid into your brain. only 2% of the population gets this every year and Drs. don't nomally find it until yopu have died and they autopsey you. at my age only 4% of people who get this live. you are treated in 1 of 3 ways, EMBYLIZATION-They put a kind of glue in to seal off the leak, they tried but were afraid to complete for fear of cutting off oxygen to brain. CRAINIOTOMEY-THEY CUT INTO YOUR SKULL TO REMOVE THE PART THATS CRACKED,THEY TRIED BUT COULDN'T REMOVE IT ALL for fear that I would bleed out on table, and lastSTEROTACTIC RADIATION-ONE TIME BOMBARDMENT of radiation of area to shrink up artery-takes up to 3 years to know if this has worked.YET THE DOCTORS IN THEIR INFINATE WISDOM released me to go back to work 2 weeks after last treatment- crazy huh. DOCTORS DON'T KNOW SH_T!!!!!!!!!!! LUCKY ME

My Dream Come True.. 20 Years In The Making
So friday, June 15th, I drove for 4 hours from Lewiston Maine to Hartford Connecticut to see Tiffany at The Chez Est. She was SO incredible and was so sweet! I could not belive how tiny she really is! I have idmired her since 1987! I have literally spent the last 20 years dreaming to meet her. Her music has gotten me through some really rough times in life and because of her, she has not only gotten me through them, but has inspired me to sing. So last night we got to the show a bit early and just hung out and enjoyed the anticipation. She showed up and came onto stage and came out doing "Be with U tonight". She had so much energy! She didn't even stand still! She sang everything from an acopello version of "could've been" to "NA NA NA" to the obvious "Feels like love". Her voice sounded so clean and perfect... She hadn't changed since the last time I saw her in 1990. After the 35 minute set, she went off stage for a few to recoupperate and returned to do a meet and greet. My

Sweaty Betty
Well, she wore big knickers, And she worked on t' sewage farm, I got me 'and down 'er jeans an' I nearly lost half me arm. But after ten pints, Looked quite fit, Couldn't wait to get me hands On her flabby tits. Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty, So I said slap that and ride the ripples, I've just got to get me gob 'Round her inverted nipples. She had a massive arse And sweatty breasts, Thirty eight inch, She were a mound of flesh. Sweatty Betty, she eats a lot of pies, Sweatty Betty, she's got enormous thighs, Sweatty Betty, have you smelt her breath, Sweatty Betty, she'll crush a man to death. And I knew that she wanted me fer shag 'er, So I stabbed 'er cunt with me mutton dagger, I couldn't believe the spots on her bum, She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum. Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty. 'An I've seen real Maccicians gerroff 'ome But you know me, I'll shag endless buer. Sweatty Betty, she eats a lot of chips, Sweatty

Charlotte
I walked into the Nag's Head for to sustinate me belly, There was a fit crack in the corner but I knew her cunt was smelly, She smelt of rotting fish heads and old and crispy sick, Said her name was Charlotte and she wanted suck me dick. Oh, I thought now lad, times are hard, and it's nearly closing time, I'll put a bag on her head, and a peg on me nose, And I'll grummage through the slime... Charlotte is the biggest slag in Macc, She'll do anything to get you in the sack, With her legs spread wide she opens up her crack, Spends her life just lying on her back. Well, we walked along, up Buxton Road, And strolled along the cut, She said "give us an inch and I'll take you a yard." So I slammed her half a foot. Got me hand up her skirt 'cos I'm a Macc Lad, And I knew just what to do, I got me hand inside, and me arm inside, I lost it right up to me tattoo. Oh, Charlotte is the biggest slag in Macc, She'll do anything to get you in the sack, Coffee, sex and johnny bags

Naughtiness
So, now that I'm single, I came across a rather difficult situation last night. Having found someone's secret stash of goodies on their profile here on Cherry Tap, I felt the need for a little satisfaction. That was hard to come by seeing as how there was no one at home. So today, I went to 52 Weeks and bought myself a handsome dildo. It is quite the cute little penis... well.. not little, that's for sure. Its one of those very realistic kind, with the rubber skin so it feels real. A vibrator too of course, with adjustable speeds. I've been sucking on it like a lollie pop since I got it. Quite sad. In fact, I've named him Enrique Might take some more naughty NSFW kind of pics with him... hmm.... Just thought I would share in my glee

Afterglow
The smell of lust and sex still lingers in the air, and I lay here in the midst of it all, still reeling from the aftershocks, yet craving you inside. Still reliving the eruptions that fired off eruptions, the spiraling of your touch, the feel of your hair in my hand, the cadence of your thrust. My belly tightens as it did when dancing to your sway, my legs still bear the imprints of your shoulders where I braced and embraced. My breast are still marked by the pearls I wore, where they swung and slapped repeatedly to the untamed rhythm encased within our ecstasy My buttock is still aroused from the heat of your breath, sex lips still quivering from the tongue tattooing from the stretch of your crest. My knees still burning from where I crawled to claim your prize, the evidence of our releasing still lingers on my thighs.

I May Not Believe In God Or The Gov But I Believe In The Troops
The Military: The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, Tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half Man, half boy Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough To die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his Own car than wash his father's; but he has never collected unemployment either. He's a recent High School graduate; He was probably an average student, Pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, And has a steady girlfriend That either broke up with him when he left, Or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing a ND a 155mm howitzer. He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now Than when he was at home Because he is working or fighting From before dawn to well after dusk. He has trouble spelling, Thus letter w

21 June 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Thursday, June 21: While your steady diet of Cup-O-Noodles has kept your wallet from getting thin, you'll end up spending everything you've saved on doctor appointments to figure out why you're so malnourished.

21 June 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Thursday, June 21: Your own company and no agenda whatsoever may be exactly perfect for you at the moment, thank you very much. But don't be surprised if others want to make plans and be around you nonetheless!

What Kind Of Angel Are You?(anime Pics!)
What kind of angel are you?(Anime pics!) You are a guardian angel. You protect your love ones at all costs, even if you have to die. Powerful and intellegent, you'd make the perfect leader for a battle. Though you fight, you are very kind and loyal. You also distrust anyone who goes against you loved ones. People respect you for who you are. (please rate)Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Movie Review...
here's the link to IMDB or just read on... http://imdb.com/title/tt0494222/usercomments-11 Charming.... and you can quote me on that!, 20 June 2007 6/10 Author: hoove1970 from United States *** This comment may contain spoilers *** I'm being generous with this one because it appeared to be such a labor of love for the Director/Writer/Actor Taika Cohen and his cast. The difficulties begin right away for the audience (I saw this at a screening where about 15 people showed up and you could see the pain on some of the peoples faces and a few walked out at the end of the beginning monologue by Lily.) i believe the problem lies not with the film or cast, but with the American audience. As this production was shot in New Zealand and used native actors, I wasn't sure it translated on the level that Cohen intended it to. We Americans tend to have a bit of attention Deficit Disorder. It harms otherwise perfect creations of cinematic emotion when Americans are always in a hurry with p

Sonnet For Autumn
Sonnet for Autumn By Cirrus As songs of summer fade in autumn's sadder keys, And evening skies resound with birds on eager wing, Then to my Mistress I will go on bended knees, In search of healing such as only she can bring. When dreams are grey as cloudy morning skies, And wind-blown leaves lie rotting on the lawn, I crave the nurture of her knowing eyes Wherein I must first drown, to be reborn. How else will longed-for springtime ever burst anew, So I may chart my progress towards that life-to-be? How ever else will I my primal vows renew Unless I feel that pain, which sparks fresh life in me? A slave for all seasons I am destined to be So let me kiss your feet, and live my destiny.

W4543
Sexy Soldier contest begins June 22nd at 6 am cst and ends June 29th at 6pm cst. Rates are worth 10 points each and comments are worth 1 point each. MUST fan/rate the host, otherwise you won't have access Your host for the contest is everyones favorite Blow Job ~*BJ*~ H.T.A.'s Sweetest Bombshell & Recruiter *Plus Size Pin-up Girl*

Only 25 Want Pimped Out When Its Done
Hey all im in a gift giveaway its not a contest at all thiers no time limit to it but what i need is 30,000 comments and i get a Months VIC + A Months Blast whoever dose help i will keep track of it and after i get the 30,000 comments ill PIMP out all the ones who helped with the comments ty all heres the link. Remember ITS NOT A CONTEST no time limit at all.

Another Tip
Inside Job Instead of pouring fish attractant onto soft plastic baits, use a worm blower or large-bore syringe to slowly inject the scent into the plastic. This will allow the scent to slowly escape instead of washing off.

Please Feel Sorry For Me Lol
So last night i was walking quickly to the bathroom...you know....when nature calls ya gotta take it! well, on the way there, I caught my little toe on the edge of our carpet cleaner steaner!!! :( I even got to hear it pop/break (barf!) So i started bawling and watched it swell up. Then my hubby taped it to the next toe and gave me a vicodin (left over from having my wisdom teeth removed 6 weeks ago) Im getting around better today. leave me some love!

Immigration- Blame Corporations.
All over America, while regular Americans are bitching about Illegal Immigrants, THIS is happening: American corporations, assisted by law firms, are actively taking steps to PREVENT hiring of Americans. This isn't Bullshit. The law firms EVEN OFFER SEMINARS that show U.S. Corporations how to do it. Check out the seminar vid from Youtube, here: http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2007/6/18/22435/0365 Yes, Americans are being fucked over on a daily basis- but its NOT by illegal aliens. It's by U.S. CORPORATIONS. Over and fucking over. But go on, keep bitching about the aliens if you will. It's kind of like blaming Columbia for cocaine addiction in the U.S. Supply and Demand. If U.S. corporations Weren't ACTIVELY soliciting Illegal labor (with the Assistance of George Bush and his "amnesty") we wouldn't have these problems. We, the Middle Class of America, are being bent over and Fucked by these big business bastards. At least ask for a fucking kiss, people.

5/22/07
As i close my door tonite and open another my mind is filled with wonder my heart, heavy with anticipation for what things could come I made a new friend this new day you see And I go with caution, but openness I go with uncertainty, but willingness I go with a little fear, but determined to trust but most of all, I go with a smile for the amazement that I'm able to go at all

Ever Had ....
A dream you were not quit sure about? One that makes you think, or one that makes you nervous? Just can't seem to make any sense of it? So you go all day wondering about it, or thinking you're a fruit cake? If you have, could you give any input on how you dealt with it or got over it! Thanks to whomever comments ..

Senses
To hear your voice, To feel your touch, To see you smile, Is not too much. To hear your heart Beat next to mine, To taste your kiss Just one more time. To be in your arms All through the night, To awaken from dreams To a wonderful sight. To have you love me For just who I am Would blow all my senses And be so grand.

"robotic Sentiment"
Robotic Sentiment She's dead She died a bloody death that day. Her corpse severed and mangled; an example of a broken ramble. Hey blood splattered on the windshield…little droplets of poetic malfunction sprayed upon her sweet cadaverous beauty. She was once a Queen. And she ruled upon her land with meek demeanor, always precious and discreet. Her voice was musical. A celestial symphony played telepathically by every angel in her realm. Her eyes guarded secrets. She created rainbows just by glancing at the blackest sky. Her eyes held volumes of excursions and undiscovered continents sprawled magically across her mind. Her thoughts were wonderful. Somehow they always filtered my robotic-like sentiments. ~ She made me human ~ In a sense, she was my rebirth. She died that day underneath a solar canvas and I didn'

After Death
They lay you down And say kind words But while you lived You were treated like dirt. Death is the only time That people realize How much they loved you Now they must say goodbye. They should have showed it Before you died That way at least you knew And could have smiled. But now they're crying And they're so sad That they couldn't say it In the time they had.

The Scars Of Life
THE SCARS OF LIFE Some years ago, on a hot summer day in south Florida, a little boy decided to go for a swim in the old swimming hole behind his house. In a hurry to dive into the cool water, he ran out the back door, leaving behind shoes, socks, and shirt as he went. He flew into the water, not realizing that as he swam toward the middle of the lake, an alligator was swimming toward the shore. His father working in the yard saw the two as they got closer and closer together. In utter fear, he ran toward the water, yelling to his son as loudly as he could. Hearing his voice, the little boy became alarmed and made a U-turn to swim to his father. It was too late. Just as he reached his father, the alligator reached him. From the dock, the father grabbed his little boy by the arms just as the alligator snatched his legs. That began an incredible tug-of-war between the two. The alligator was much stronger than the father, but the father was muc

Jokes1
Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't? A. A navel. Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later. Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve? A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam. Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat A. A Klondike Bar Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. "How do you breath through something so small? Q. Why don't women wear watches? A. There's a clock on the stove! Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob. Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms? A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman. Q. What's worse than getting r

Strange Facts Ya Never Wanted To Know
Sex records. Body: 1) The most ejaculatory orgasms ever recorded in 1 hour for a man is 16. 2) The farthest a woman has been recorded to ejaculate is about 9'29" (3 m). 3) The greatest distance attained for a jet of semen that has ever been recorded is 18'9" (5.71 m) which was achieved with a "substantial" amount of seminal fluid by Horst Schultz. 4) The average speed of a man's ejaculation is 28 miles (45.05 km) per hour. The average speed of a city bus is 25 miles (40.22 km) per hour. 5) Having swallowed the most amount of semen ever officially recorded Michelle Monaghan had 1.7 pints (0.96 liter) of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991. 6) The female gangbang world record is owned by a woman named Houston who had intercourse with 620 men in one day! A video was made of this historic event. As it took about 10 hours (with a few very brief breaks) to do it, the average time of intercourse was less than 58 seconds. 7) Women hold the record for h

Game Over
This world was your play ground, one challenge after another one victory after the next one more damsel rescued and the next demon slayed Choosing left when right was safer playing against all odds event he ones that meant your life you were invincible nothing could stop you not even the beast that haunted you for such along time and what did you learn form all this... YOUR STILL HERE! but nothing could have prepared you for this day the sun arose like normal the mist fades as it always did the birds sung the flowers bloomed all was normal... to you at least a soft voice caught your ear upon the wind leading you deep into an uneasy place then something happened a sharp pain hits you in the chest and suddenly you feel a cold breeze all around your body you can not hear not even the voice your vision blurs then all you see is darkness and finally THUMP! as your body collapses to the ground your heart beat stops with an agonizing burst and

How To Make A Topical Tincture Of Jewelweed
Jewelweed works amazingly well for poison ivy and poison oak gather leaves and juicy plant stems -- NOTE it is potent in spring and early summer up until after it blooms. It is not very potent after it blooms. This is a good reason to make the tincture. If you need help immediately then wash all over with soap first [breaks up the oil] then rub the juicy plant stems on the affected areas. Repeat as often as needed. If you want to preserve the jewel weed so you can always have it around then make a tincture.[FOR TOPICAL USE ONLY!] 1. put those juicy stems and leaves packed very tight into a jar. 2. then fill the jar with 98 proof rubbing alcohol [EXTERNAL USE ONLY] 3. work all of the air out with a table knife. 4. put an airtight lid on the jar and leave it sitting in the cool dark for 8 weeks 5. drain off the alcohol into clean jars [the original rubbing alcohol bottle works well] 6. keeps for years. WARNING: THIS IS NOT T

Top 10 Things To Say On A Date
10. "I sure like chicken." 9. "What a wonderful day. Did I mention I was in a car accident on the way over?" 8. "This is so exciting! I've never taken two showers in one week before!" 7. "How about them Reading Phillies? ;)" 6. "That's quite interesting... (yawn)" 5. "I sold my entire 1999 set of baseball cards last week!" 4. "Do you watch Pokemon? I like Pokemon!" 3. "How 'bout them kidneys on eBay?" 2. "Do I smell tacos? I wish we could have tacos!" 1. "My pet monkey gives you two thumbs up!"

Oxymorons
Act naturally Happily married Microsoft Works Holy war Found missing Resident alien Minor Catastrophe Affordable housing Near miss Great depression Canadian army Phone sex United nations Advanced BASIC Genuine imitation Death benefits Airline Food Good grief Same difference Almost exactly Sensitive man Government organization Everything except Civil War Good kid Sanitary landfill Alone together Legally drunk Silent scream British fashion Living dead Small crowd Business ethics Soft rock Butt Head Military Intelligence Software documentation New York culture New classic Sweet sorrow Child proof "Now, then" Synthetic natural gas Passive aggressive Taped live Clearly misunderstood Peace force Extinct Life Temporary tax increase New and improved Computer jock Plastic glasses Terribly pleased Computer security Political science Tight slacks Definite maybe Pretty ugly Twelve-ounce pound cake Diet ice cream Rap music Working vacatio

Cascading Of A Silver Moon
I see, I see a graveyard in you eyes. And it calms me. Your pale hands interlaced with mine. Oh my God it calms me. We walk the lawn. Reading headstones along the way. The wolves they howl, singing seductive songs to thier prey. (i am your prey). Sustain, your haunting hold on me. I am bleeding for you. Sustain, haunt your way into my heart... I want to die...Just let me die... Let them bury me with you. We'll lay under a silver moon. The fog i srolling, it covers our shames and sins. The air is frozen. It cuts me as I breathe it in. We hunt and we feed, swimming in bloody oceans. I can't get enough of this, I don't want the sun back... I want to die...Just let me die... Let them bury me with you. We'll lay under a silver moon.

Have A Good Weekend
WISHING EVERYONE A VERY HAPPY WEEKEND MAY YOU ALL ENJOY THE WONDERFUL SUMMER WEATHER WHERE EVER YOU LIVE. IT IS RAINING HERE TODAY BUT MADE EVERYTHING SMEEL FRESH AND CLEAN EVERY ONE HAVE FUN AND ENJOY YOURSELVES

What Not To Say To A Cop
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't on. 3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must have been going 125 mph just to keep up with me! 5. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a cop. 6. Bad cop! No donut! 7. You're gonna check the trunk, aren't you? 8. I was going to be a cop, really, but I decided to finish high school instead. 9. I pay your salary. 10. That's terrific, the last guy only gave me a warning also. 11. Is that a 9mm? It's nothing compared to this .44 magnum! 12. What do you mean, have I been drinking? You're a trained specialist? 13. Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does. 14. That gut doesn't inspire too much confidence; bet I can outrun you. 15. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops? 16. Is it true people become cops because they're too dumb to work at McDonald's? 17. I was trying to

A Question For The Ladies
Ive been really curious as of late and would love to get some of you lovely ladies here on the CT's opinions. Now be as honest as possible. Do you enjoy seeing men put up pics of there private parts? Now i myself have some pics of myself that are very adult oriented. Ive just always wondered if you great gals like looking at stuff like that?

Someone Special
there is someone special in my life he is always there for me no matter what i can cry on his sholder he always listens to me and never calls me dumb he tells me that my dreams will come true and i love him with all my heart he says he has a crush on me well.. hes my one and only and i cant think of anyone else i would want in my life he is the first person i think of when i wake in the morning and the last person i think of at night.

He Is My Man!!! Lol
You scored as Stone Cold Steve Austin, Congrats. You scored Stone Cold Steve Austin. You are the Rattle Snake. You were at one time the Biggest superstar in the buisness. Your finisher is the Stone Cold Stunner and The Million Dollar Dream.Stone Cold Steve Austin93% Stacy Keibler83% Dudley Boyz83% Chris Benoit77% HHH/ Hunter Hurst Hilmsley73% Kane73% Mick Foley/Dude Love/Cactus Jack/Mankind70% Undertaker67% Chris Jericho50% Kurt Angle50% Shawn Michaels47%

Pear Shaped
PEAR SHAPED I love women, the smell, the taste, texture & the sight of them All like fruit...but, I do have a preference... The mango No For me, It's the just-ripened Pear Smoothness of the Green Skin feeling the Softness underneath As I pick it up towards my Teeth my Mouth The Green Skin(did I mention that?) a soft Crunch as the White collapses on my Tongue and Squirts down my Chin...in my Beard(I wipe with the top of my fruit-bearing Hand) Sweet, not like the pasty banana Soft, not like the hard apple Like Nectar from Soft Flower petals... Growing & Blooming in my Mouth my Nostrils Eyes & Skin Breathing her in, Taking her in... Letting her See My Insides... t. redfearn Long Beach CA 12/28/04 updated 9/15/05

The Trade
A local pastor was riding down the road on his bicycle. He came upon a young lad pushing a lawn mower. They struck up a conversation, and the little boy said he sure wish he had a bike. The pastor revealed that he needed a lawn mower, so they decided to trade. The pastor took the mower and the boy took the bike and they were both very happy. A few days later the pastor came across the boy again. He complained that he just couldn't get the lawn mower started. The little boy said, "You have to cuss to get it started". The pastor said, "Since I have become a pastor, I don't know how to cuss any more" The little boy said, "Keep pulling on that rope and it'll come back"

Cake Or Bed
Old Joke but worth another tpir CAKE OR BED A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. FINE, THEN THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO FINE, SHE SAYS THEN COULD YOU AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS HE SAYS . DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!! SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS............................... HE STARTS

Old Girlfriend
received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend today. It's been years since I have seen her. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic." "Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now, I said, I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the "energy" I used to have. She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge.. "Yeah," I said. "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone ..... everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed, and I am developing jowels like a great dane.!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby grey haired older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be

Govt Worker
A Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm." The old farmer said "OK, but don't go in that field right over yonder." The Agriculture representative said, "Mister, I have the authority of the U. S. Government with me. See this card? This card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I wish on any agricultural land....no questions asked or answered. Do you understand?" The farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores. Just a little later, he heard loud screams and saw the Department of Agriculture Rep running for the fence , followed closely behind by the farmer's huge-horned prize bull. The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets , and gaining on the USDA Rep at every step. The Old farmer called out, "Show him your card!! Show him your card!!"

Grilled Republican
Grilled Republican A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu... >+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00 >+ Fried Explorer: $15.00 >+ Grilled Republican: $20.00 >+ Baked Democrat: $100.00 The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Democrat?' The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."

Wal Mart Checkout
A lady goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her hubbie. She doesn't know which one to get, so walks over to the register. A Wal-mart associate is standing there with sunglasses on. She says, "Excuse me sir ... can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He says, "Ma'am, I'm blind, but if you'll drop it on the counter I can tell you about it." She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway. He said, "That's a 6' graphite rod with a Zebco 220 reel and a 10-lb test line ... It's a good all-around rod and reel, and it's $20." She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for, so I'll take it." He walks behind the counter to the register. She bends down to get her purse and farts. At first, she's embarrassed but then realizes that there's no way he would know it was her because being blind, he wouldn't know she was the only person there. He rings up the sale and says,

What The Hell
why is it when you take the time to invite people over for a party, they say they are coming and then never show up? that is so freakin rude. but at least my best friend showed up and got messed up with me thanks honeybee

Mudvayne "goodbye" Lyrics
Goodbye Lyrics Artist(Band):Mudvayne Pendulum stops and falls away Life sifted through like sand Storms of summer rain Flooding lifelines in our hands Our skin of blood and bone Gently close to dust and blows Our home of blood and bone Falls through the ground and is So unstoppable These feelings of loss So unstoppable Egging through to the marrow of bones Just let it go Pain willing in your eyes Just let me go Dry the tears that fall And remember When everything is typical I'll be the wish upon a star I've found a place so magical Goodbye.... See you another goodbye I'll see you another goodbye I'll see you another goodbye See you another... Pentacles rise Precious circle is mended Sense vertigo in you So I'll be your hand now So unstoppable My love for you So unstoppable Memories of you Just remember When everything is typical I'll be the wish upon a star I've found a place so magical But still please... Someone, Help Me, Grab Me, S

Gifts Of The Night
"GIFTS OF THE NIGHT" Last night, I doddered singing on my way home: Because my head was full of wine But my breast was wrapped with poems. I just picked on my way Stars caught in the branches; The scent the breeze offered could not soothe the life and spirit Shaking under the weight of gift! The leaves were like green hands Outgoing each other to offer the decanted dew; I refused them all because it was daybreak. The base of the palm of morning Was getting rosy, like a pregnant wife. How could I accept thier gifts? When sleep had become a maiden Strongly pulling me to bed? I just left behind playing The moon and water under the bridge; Because the breast they were tempting Was claimed by the continuous crowing of roosters in the distance....!

Gnosticism
Some may question my inclusion of Gnosticism as a Pagan Tradition, but in truth it's tenets align more with the Pagan path than the Christian one. At least that's how it seems to me. I may be wrong but this is my page so... "Gnosticism is a concept of spiritual experience which has its roots in many religious practices and is not restricted to Christianity. It is also found in the Kabbalah of Judaism, the philosophy of NeoPlatonism, and in modern Iraq a small sect of peasants called Mandaeans (their word for 'knowers') still survives today. It is a belief system which considers the 'spiritual' world to be the real world and this material world but a product of the negative use of that spirituality. This is an obvious oversimplification and I ask your kind indulgence. Approach it openly and perhaps you will find your viewpoints amazingly expanded" "The word "gnosis" is derived from the Greek language, and means "knowledge of an intuitive nature; the intuitive comprehension of spir

Birthday Boy
Dave works hard at the plant, puts in a lot of overtime, and then spends most evenings bowling, playing basketball or working out at the gym. His wife, Mary, thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so, for his birthday, she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave, how ya doing?" Mary is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "He works out at the gym with me." When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Budweiser. Mary is now becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser." "No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them." A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave. "Hi Davey," she says, "Want your usual table dance?" Mary, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots his wife getting into a cab. Before Mary can slam the

Guess My Age
One day at the rest home, an old man and woman are talking. Out of nowhere the woman says, "I can guess your age." The man doesn't believe her, but tells her to go ahead and try. "Pull down your pants," she says. He doesn't understand but does it anyway. She inspects his rear end for a few minutes and then says, "You're 84 years old." "That's amazing," the man says. "How did you know?" "You told me yesterday."

Just Thought I Would Update My Son
here we go i took him to a second dr for his autism we have it confirm hes got autism so thats the good news now i am working on his education the new dr wants him in this one school and the plubic school is fighing me now. so i can see its going to be a long summer. but i thought i would share you the news at least now we know what we have to do work harder. have a good day

Passion
Passion Passion found its fragile reeds Poisoned stem to thorn Starving its unnourished needs Bulbs all cracked and torn Spreading thin its brittle seeds Wounded, used and worn Withering toward destiny Broken and forlorn Love had hitched a lengthy ride Down a rocky road Started with a healthy stride Ending as it slowed Hit head-on with it wounded pride Heavy was the load Happiness to be denied Heartache now bestowed Hope curled up on hardened ground Parched from lack of tears Dried-up dreams upon its crown Nightmares full of fears Dehydration brought it down Blistering it sears Undernourished it was found Wishing death was near Faith had squandered all its might In the end did lose Knowing not which fight to fight Choosing not to choose Falling like a wounded knight Crushing its enthuse Darkness cloaked itself in light Trust had been abused Death had come to reap it’s own Stealthy as can be Muted screams were heavy thrown To eternity

Family Values...
I wanna start by saying that I think that blood is the most important thing ever...I can honestly say that it has been a shitty weekend...I have an older brother that I love with everything that I have and he has decided that he is going to write off the whole family all because of his wife...Mind you this is his second wife...He tried this deal with the first one and well she broke him and lost his house for him...and etc...I guess I feel that blood is thicker then water..He has on ex wife and well this one could be an ex wife to but I will always be his sister and My mom will always be his mom...We were not raised that way and we were not tought that you give up on family due to a small minor disagreement...And I was taught that your parents deserve respect...They did do there best to raise you...I know that my mom did her damnest and has bailed my brother out serveral time in the last few months...With lots of money...But that doesnt seem to matter to him...Mind you my mother is a w

What Men Really Mean
"IT'S A GUY THING" "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" "Why isn't it already on the table?" "UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR" Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" "I have no idea how it works." "TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD." "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner." "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." "Are you still talking?" "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned.. but I forgot your birthday." "OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL." "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt." "HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING." "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon." "I CAN'T FIN

Heart
if the heart could speak it would speak a thousand words words of wisdom and some of hate it beats to live and thats to love you many words are thought but only few are spoken when your around my heart dont beat it pounds, pounds, pounds like it was going under ground my heart opens up and tries to tell its words the words of the dearly loved the words I LOVE YOU the words come out clearly but never loud enough they come out in a whisper so it seems that only i hear the heart is a closed book the tale of all romance the story thats never done the silent life it lives

Product In Works. Medevil New World.
Darkness burns away Showing a new day Peacul and seren Filled with blood curdling screasm We bath in crimson rivers On the 25th of novmerber Hell's fire are burning With grey snow flurry The modern dark age Caused by nucalur rage As dragons stir from hybernation As the undead awakin Arcane and dive magic starts too brew Mythical and nightmarish creaters are in bloom Mage's and sorcers growing in power Fighters becoming bloody We bathing in crimsion river On thi 25th of December Hells fires are burning With grey snow flurry's Cast into the time that man has forgetten Brought anew from a hallowcost Or sin's to be paid in full Within this medevil born world

Where We End Up
twisted lies and tales of faith are simple reasons why i cant take this place the willows end and shallow ground is where my dying body will lastly be found the moons deep glow and the quiet winds is the words of my mind and the thoughts of my spirit... .. cries of pain and screams of hate carry my soul to that final place

Slay The Lonlyness
Lonlyness comsumes me I need to find someone to set me free Just to be able to hold them TO feel there soft lips as I kiss them To feel alive again even if its for a short time I could fina a fuck buddy easy just by using a lame line But that ain't what I"m looking for After awhile that gets old and leaves me wanting more FOr once I want nothing but to cuddle and maybe forplay Lonlyness is my hunger I need to slay.

Sain Of Thought Saind Of Mind.
I am of sain of thoutht I of sain of mind, But day by day hour after hour you piss me off All I want ot do is rip your juggaler from your throat and drink your life essence, I am not evil nor am I good just thoughs of your pure hatred of mankind Cause I am of sain of though and sain of mind I am just the pure good and evil in you If you gae me the chance I would blow that mother fucker away with out another thought Cause I am you and you are me we are of the same thoughs and of the same mind I am fo saint thoughs I am of sain mind Let loose I will show you the side you never dream you had The abilty to take another life and feedom the power is in you just let loose le me show you your dakr desire cause I am you and you are me buet you repat these lies to your self I am of sian of thought n sain of mind As you lie to your self the insainty creeps and I take over showing you are not good nor evil You fear me you fear what I could do to your life Just let go let me torture

A Sucide Story.
She sharpnens her blade to a fine cutting edge Her thoughts are jumble up as she sits on ther ledge Mixed emothisn of love hate joy and drespriis fills her head Her mind races her drams and wish are shatterd now she only wisest to be dead She closers her eyes teels the sharpness of the blade and her thouths turns to sucide all the emotions turn to feas as the fear build she turn on and cranks up deacide She begins to place the blade to her werist Holding it there against erh skin where she will make the slit The phone rings as she gets ready to cut her silky tan skin She picks it up and asnwers she told that a friend has done what she was going to do now she sits tehre shaken Now all she can do is wonder question and say why why why Her own depressin fear and lonlyness is gone replaced by pain and sorrow as she sits and cry's Wondering why she did it wonder how her lif that looked so perfect was worse than her owns She looks back and thinks and relizes she was sloce to he

Hanging On The Edge
Silent words, I say little afraid I've fallen to the night a flightless bird, no wings just soft feathers... Scattered in the air, the cloudless moon playing my nipples. Without asking I touch you, from left to right. no fingers, just my spirit. Memorizing your body, a poem put to use, the patterns of your breath sustain... I touch you more ... ... softer than louder, hanging on the edge of a sigh.

Funny Random Thought
I was looking at some woman's pic and I was thinking.. "She doesn't have much in the titties department." But as I analyzed that thought... What the hell am I thinking?! Could she actually go down another aisle or to ANOTHER department for more?

Beauty
SLOWLY THE RAIN FELL BEATING EVER SO GENTLY ON THE GROUND BELOW. THE BREEZE FROM THE WIND PASSING THROUGH HER HAIR AS IT BLOWS. MY EYES MUST NOT DECIEVE ME FOR HER BEAUTY IS TRULY UNMATCHED. YET OTHERS SAY SHE IS NOT AS BEAUTIFUL AS I SAY SHE IS ...BUT SHES A WONDERFUL CATCH. HER BODY IS SHAPED SO BEAUTIFULLY THAT HEADS TURN WHEN SHE WALK. HER VOICE MAKES MEN TOTALLY MELT FROM HER TONE AS SHE BEGINS TO TALK. HER HAIR IS LONG AND SMOOTH AND HER EMOTIONS NEVER GET OUT OF LINE. SHE BEAUTIFUL,SMART,DELIGHTFUL TO BE AROUND AND LETS NOT FORGET FINE. SHE SPEAKS TO ME FROM TIME TO TIME AND HER VOICE PUTS ME IN A TRANCE. WHEN SHE WALKS I FOLLOW BUT MY WALK TURNS INTO A DANCE. SHES HYPTNOTIC AND ALLURING AND I CANT HELP BUT FALLING IN LOVE. I THANK YOUR MOTHER AND AND YOUR FATHER FOR YOUR CREATION ....LETS NOT FORGET THE LORD ABOVE.

Letter To The Fl Congresswoman
Some douche bag up there in the untouchable office once said that this bill will hurt the landscapers and farmers and day laborers. Well these are the same people that are the crack sellers and pimps and thugs and rapists and muggers. I live in the Naples Manor and I have seen first hand what the hard working immigrants can and will do. The same ones that brainless sack of skin is trying to save are the same ones that are going to jail, breaking in my car, stealing my mail and throwing their empty beer bottles in all the yards in this area. We never see in the Naples Daily News all the crime reports of drugs and prostitution. Can you tell me why we dont read or hear about the crime in this area that truly effects us? Mario used to be a crack dealer. He had his girlfriend Barbara Mills (who is locked up in collier county jail) walk the streets sell crack and her body for money. Guess what, Mario was illegal and now is being deported. Juan D. Vasquezsolis, 18, 3275 Tamara Dr

Lemon Basil Grilled Chicken
1/2 c. Puritan oil 1/4 c. lemon juice 2 tbsp. white wine vinegar 1 tsp. grated lemon peel 1 tbsp. dried basil 2 cloves garlic, minced 1/2 tsp. salt 1/4 tsp. freshly ground pepper 4 boneless, skinless chicken breast halves (about 1 lb.) Combine Puritan oil and next 7 ingredients in shallow baking dish. Add chicken, turning once to coat both sides. Refrigerate for 30 to 45 minutes, turning once. Prepare charcoal for grilling, or heat broiler. Grill or broil chicken 4 inches from heat, turning once, 3 to 5 minutes per side or until completely cooked through. 4 servings. An easy make-over: Always remove skin from poultry before or after cooking. It's where most of the fat is.

Taxicab Confessions...
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, when then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me." The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much. The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."

Wow
Wow this morning was a shocker! I woke up as normal,fixed my kids breakfast,did a little house work.Started watching The young and the Restless and started thinking to myself,wow my period is a little late.So i had a spare test in my dresser,decided to take it and Well Im having a baby!! It is positive as positive can be.I will keep you all updated and posted with news.Im a little overwhelmed and terrified at the same time.I know this news will upset some people and others i know will be completly happy for me.Which everything happens for a reason.

Touch
Every time I touch myself I think of you and no one else My hands turn into yours Soon I begin to soar Flying toward ecstasy Imagining you are there with me Like lightning strikes in the sky My body becomes electrified Heat pulsing deep inside My body begins to writhe Vibrating like thunder in the air Releasing my need, pretending you are there

Short Story
She sits nervously waiting for the plane to come in, wondering what she will say. They know each other so well but have never phisicaly met, they have seen each other but have never touched, she aches for the touch of his hands and to feel his lips on hers. She stands to see the plane pull in, her heart racing with anticipation, she can feel her body start to shake her, she takes a deep breath as the doors open, as people slowly exit, as she watches lovers reunite, familys come togeather, she looks and sees a tall figure through the crowd, she know its him. They see each other, her heart racing she takes a breath as he walks over to her, she smiles, no words are spoken as he takes her in his arms and kisses her for the first time. They stay in their embrasse not noticing the crows rushing by, at that moment she feels as though time has stopped just for them. She looks up at him and breaths as though for the first time. He whispers to her "I have been waiting for this day"

Halloween
I have decided what I wanted to Be for Halloween....Yea yea its early but soon Im goin to work off this baby weight the beginning of July.Cause I want to be a naughty...sexy...schoolgirl :) red plaid.Im gettin excited just thinkin about it....so no more junk food for me this coming up sunday...No more convos with my friend about ice cream(purdy)or the special with the 1.99 burger...I think Im bout to cry.*pouts* Oh well its for a good cause.Dont get me wrong,Im gonna treat myself once a week.I need support big time when that time comes.*Crosses Fingers*

Light
By letting God in your heart, you shine light on the rest of the world, which is much needed, because today, the world is a dark place...God is Light...:) The reason I know this to be true is because when I am happy and content in my life...people feel and see it. It is a true work of nature how positive thinking brings positive things in your life...try it..you might like it...:)

News Of Deaths Shocks Hart Family
Members of the Hart family wrestled with the sudden, tragic death of Chris Benoit yesterday. Legendary wrestler Bret Hart had to stop and compose himself often when talking fondly of a man considered his brother and friend. "I don't know the details, and I'm not sure I even want to know," said Hart, just hours after learning of the discovery of Benoit's body -- along with those of his wife and son -- in his suburban Atlanta home. "He was like a family member to me, and everyone in my family is taking it real hard. "It's almost like reliving the whole Owen (Hart) death over again." At a young age, Benoit, an Edmonton native, became a standout among many wrestling prospects who trained in the famed 'dungeon' basement of the Hart family's home in Calgary. "Chris was always one of the good guys -- a straight guy and a hard-working guy," Hart said. "When you list off all the qualities of someone like Benoit, he had a lot of integrity and was a good, family man. "He w

Hey Out There Please Come And Help My Wife
hey there hope everyone is having a great day today! well i am asking for help i have entered my wife into a contest that ends tomorrow night at 5pm and she really needssome love so here is the the link and she is 1500 behind so please come and rate and bomb her to death have a great day ty

Journey- Who's Cryin Now
Its been a mystery and still they try to see Why somethin good can hurt so bad Caught on a one-way street, the taste of bittersweet Love will survive somehow, some way One love feeds the fire One heart burns desire I wonder, who's cryin now Two hearts born to run Who'll be the lonely one I wonder, who's cryin now So many stormy nights, so many wrongs or rights Neither could change their headstrong ways And in a lovers rage, they tore another page The fightin is worth the love they save... (chorus) Only so many tears you can cry till the heartache is over And now you can say your love Will never die

Journey- Separate Worlds (world's Apart)
Here we stand Worlds apart, hearts broken in two, two, two Sleepless nights Losing ground I'm reaching for you, you, you Feelin' that it's gone Can change your mind If we can't go on To survive the tide love divides Someday love will find you Break those chains that bind you One night will remind you How we touched And went our separate ways If he ever hurts you True love won't desert you You know i still love you Though we touched And went our separate ways Troubled times Caught between confusions and pain, pain, pain Distant eyes Promises we made were in vain, vain, vain If you must go, i wish you love You'll never walk alone Take care my love Miss you love (chorus twice) I still love you girl I really love you girl And if he ever hurts you True love won't desert you No, no

Daft Punk- One More Time
One more time One more time One more time, we’re gonna celebrate Oh yeah, alright, don’t stop the dancing Oh yeah, alright, don’t stop the dancing Oh yeah, alright, don’t stop the dancing One more time, we’re gonna celebrate, oh yeah One more time One more time, we’re gonna celebrate Oh yeah, alright, don’t stop the dancing One more time, we’re gonna celebrate Oh yeah, don’t stop the dancing One more time Mmm, you know I'm just feeling Celebration tonight Celebrate, don't wait too late Mmm, you know, know We don't stop You can stop We gonna celebrate One more time One more time One more time Music's got me feeling a need Need, yeah Come on, alright, we gonna celebrate One more time Celebrate and dance so free Music's got me feeling so free (We’re gonna celebrate) Celebrate and dance so free Need, yeah yeah C’mon, alright We’re gonna celebrate One more time Celebrate and dance for free Music’s got me feeling so free Celebrate and dance for fr

With All My Love... Ella
When good friends walk beside us, On the trails that we must keep, Our burden seems less heavy, And the hills are not so steep, The weary miles pass-swiftly, Taken in a joyous stride, And all the world seems brighter, When friends walk by our side.

Wtf
I CAN NOT BELIEVE HE DONE THIS.......THIS IS FROM THE WWE WEBSITE......................................................... According to lead investigator Lt. Tommy Pope, of the Fayette County Sheriff’s Department, in Fayetteville, Ga., the deaths of WWE Superstar Chris Benoit, wife Nancy and son Daniel were the result of a double murder-suicide, WWE.com has learned. Benoit failed to appear both at Saturday’s live event in Beaumont, Texas, and WWE’s Vengeance: Night of Champions in Houston Sunday night, after informing WWE of a family emergency. Several curious text messages sent by Benoit early Sunday morning prompted concerned friends to alert Richard Hering, VP of Government Relations for WWE, Inc. Hering, in turn, spoke with Fayette County sheriffs Monday, and requested they respond to the Benoit residence to check on him and his family. Authorities representing the Sheriff’s Department initially had a difficult time entering Benoit’s new Fayetteville home Monday a

Todays Horrorscope
After they have been so dead on for so long, i guess they were due for a miss... "Is a colleague being unnecessarily quarrelsome? Try to understand why, and you may defuse a potential argument. Seeing events from a different perspective is crucial to unlocking the mystery of their behavior." >

Ct Bouncers
TOS#5.Content Posted on the Site. a. You understand and agree that CherryTAP.com MAY REVIEW AND DELETE any CONTENT, messages, CherryTAP.com Messenger messages, photos or PROFILES (collectively, "Content") that in the sole judgment of CherryTAP.com violate this Agreement or which may be offensive, illegal or violate the rights, harm, or threaten the safety of any Member. b. You are solely responsible for the Content that you publish or display (hereinafter, "post") on the Service or any material or information that you transmit to other Members. TO ALL YOU LAMEASS CT BOUNCERS: I BET IF IT WAS SOMEONE ON YOUR FAMILY LIST OR A CLOSE FRIEND OR REAL FAMILY MEMBER YOU WOULD DO SOMETHING THEN WOULDNT YOU???...YOU FUCKING RIGHT YOU WOULD.......YOU SUCKKKKKKKKKKK ASSSSSSSSSSSS. http://cherrytap.com/tos.php# and scroll down to #5.......but when they dont feel like doin shit they say "TOS#7" as their response. Bouncers can DELETE ANY PROFILE THEY WANT ANYTIME THEY WANT SO DONT LET THE LI

Ct Bouncers
TOS#5.Content Posted on the Site. a. You understand and agree that CherryTAP.com MAY REVIEW AND DELETE any CONTENT, messages, CherryTAP.com Messenger messages, photos or PROFILES (collectively, "Content") that in the sole judgment of CherryTAP.com violate this Agreement or which may be offensive, illegal or violate the rights, harm, or threaten the safety of any Member. b. You are solely responsible for the Content that you publish or display (hereinafter, "post") on the Service or any material or information that you transmit to other Members. TO ALL YOU LAMEASS CT BOUNCERS: I BET IF IT WAS SOMEONE ON YOUR FAMILY LIST OR A CLOSE FRIEND OR REAL FAMILY MEMBER YOU WOULD DO SOMETHING THEN WOULDNT YOU???...YOU FUCKING RIGHT YOU WOULD.......YOU SUCKKKKKKKKKKK ASSSSSSSSSSSS. YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS ABOUT SO DON'T ACT ALL STUPID LIKE YOU DONT. http://cherrytap.com/tos.php# and scroll down to #5.......but when they dont feel like doin shit they say "TOS#7" as their response. Boun

Prayer Request For 10 Local Families That Lost Their Homes In A Friday Night Fire(from My Local And Immediate Area)
Blaze destroys Wayside Inn By SHERREE CASPER / Journal Staff Writer The exterior of the fire-destroyed Wayside Inn at 9199 Valley Road in Morgan County is shown on Sunday. The heat from the Friday night fire was so intense that it destroyed a parked car. (Journal photo by Jason Turner) BERKELEY SPRINGS — A late-night fire Friday destroyed a 10-room motel in southern Morgan County causing an estimated half-million dollars in damage, said the assistant fire chief for the Berkeley Springs Volunteer Fire Department. “I’m probably estimating low,” said James A. Steiner about the loss caused by the blaze at the Wayside Inn at 9199 Valley Road near Cacapon State Resort Park. Steiner thinks the fire originated in Room 104 and was possibly caused by an electrical problem. There may have been faulty wiring in a back wall, he said. On Monday, Ed Robinson, from the West Virginia State Fire Marshal’s office, was investigating the fire. As of presstime, results from the fire marsha

Daily Horoscope: Libra For June 26,2007
That old childish desire to fit in never really goes away. The only thing is, you were completely meant to stand out! The more you fight your fate, the more it'll try to get your attention. Give in gracefully, okay?

Friends
Friendship is: The comfort of knowing there is always a shoulder to lean on, a hand to reach out for, and a heart to welcome me home. A friend is: Someone who laughs at your jokes when they're not very funny, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not very serious. Friendship is: like a prism through which the many variations of beauty are revealed in our lives BECAUSE Friendships take time to season into tust. Like water in a deep well, honest expressions of the heart bubble up to the surface rather slowly. A man could go all his like and never taste the cold, bracing refrestment from such a well. But once you tasted it, the tepid, surface stuff will never satisfy.

Life Explained
Life explained: ? On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.? For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said:??"That's a long time to be barking.? How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh.? For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said:? "Monkey tricks for twenty years?? That's a pretty long time to perform.? How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?" And God agreed. On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family.? For this, I will give you a life span of sixty? years." The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me

Redneck Pick-up Lines
1) Did you fart? > > cuz you blew me away. > > > > 2) Are yer parents retarded? > > cuz ya sure are special. > > > > 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ... > > I can't hold it in. > > > > 4) Do you have a library card? > > cuz I'd like to sign you out. > > > > 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? > > cuz I can see myself in em. > > > > 6) If you in I were Squirrels, > > I'd store my nuts in yer hole. > > > > 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, > > but beauty's only a light switch away. > > > > 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" > > Woman - "WHAT?" > > Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." > > > > 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, > > but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. > > > > 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? > > I think he went inta this cheap motel room. > > > > 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. > > > > 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, > > we kin sleep til afternoon. > > > > and.

Grand Theft Radio Is Open And Looking For You All Hiring For All
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Billy Gilman - What's Forever For
I've been looking at people And how they change with the times And lately all I've been seeing are people Throwing love away and losing their minds Or maybe it's me that's gone crazy 'Cause I can't understand why All these people keep hurting each other When good love is so hard to come by So what's the glory in living Doesn't anybody ever stay together anymore And if love never lasts forever Tell me what's forever for I've been listening to people And they say love is the key And it's not my way to let them lead me astray It's only that I want to believe But I see love-hungry people Trying their best to survive While in their hands is a dying romance And they're not even trying to keep it alive So what's the glory in living Doesn't anybody ever stay together anymore And if love never lasts forever Tell me what's forever for And if love never lasts forever Tell me what's forever for

Horeosope
Daily Horoscope: Leo For June 27,2007 My, someone's being awfully pushy! Could it be you? Even aggressiveness looks good on you, though, so don't worry. Someone (and it's the right someone) finds your brashness extremely charming.

The Hill Top
As a cowboy wakes to a new day .. he gets dressed and eats some grub. he walks out and saddles old paint for a day in the saddle he has. He starts on the north side and works his way south, checkin fences and cattle he sees. The cowboy come to the top of the hill and just looks down in the meadow below .. He sits and watches the cattle graze and begins to think about things. He thanks God for the live he has givin him. The life of being a cowboy. The honor and pride he has when he makes each daily ride. The hill top is a peaceful place, its where the cowboy goes to think things through and about life and everything it brings .. Do you have a hill Top?

Bj Thomas - Whatever Happened To Old Fashioned Love?
Written by L. Anderson We live in the modern age Where love is fast like a turning page The friends we used to know In a magazine, we've hardly seen It's kind of sad They disappear, they come and go Like the times we've had Whatever happened to old fashioned love The kind that would see you through The kind of love my Momma and Daddy knew Yeah, whatever happened to old fashioned love Through the trials The kind that would last through the years Through the tears Through the smiles We say tomorrow we'll understand Today is all we've planned We'd be alone again If it all should end The kind that would see you through Ohh, whatever happened to old fashioned love The kind of love my Momma and Daddy knew Yeah, whatever happened to old fashioned love The kind that would last through the years Through the trials Through the smiles Through the tears With something less For now the tenderness Has been replaced What we left behi

Would You Remarry????
Would you remarry? Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question. WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would? (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure. It's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably. It is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No. I'm sure she'd want her own." WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?" HUSBAND: "Yes. Thos

This World..
In this day and age Life is over ran by our rage Sex and drugs consumes us all It will be the cause of humanitys big fall Love seems to be over used emotion It's no longer for feeling and devotion Our Economy has gone down the drain... So many starving people in pain.. And for what cause? Its not worth it.. we can't put our lives on pause Between war, and addictions.. this world is fading It really is degrading.. Our troops go to die They don't get to say goodbye.. Teens are getting STDs and murdered everyday.. This world has gone to hell.. that's all I can say †Jay The Wicked†

The Scotsman
A Scotsman walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100? "Are you nuts?!!!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again. "Listen you creep, I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" So the Scotsman runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?" She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars - Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there." So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them. The woman finally gets annoyed and

7 Amazing People
*7 AMAZING PEOPLE* DON'T READ THE WHOlE BULLETIN. JUST COPY & PASTE iT. THEN Fill iT OUT & POST iT. Name 7 people you can think of right off the top of your head. Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 7 people. This is a lot funnier if you actually randomly list the names first No switching around the names either .. NO CHEATING!!! 1. DJ Lawrence 2. Scott Davidson 3. Irene Ihne 4. Terrell Bridges 5. Devon Lott 6. D. Johnson 7. Dante Lawrence DON'T LOOK AHEAD UNLESS U FILLED UP THE TOP!.. Is number 5 gay? Oh God No!!! What’s the best thing about number 1? He is my son How did you meet number 4? Through CT What would you do if you hadn’t met number 1? I wouldn't have given birth to him lol! What does # 2 mean to you? He is my brother who gave his life doing what he loved on 9/11 What do you think of #6? Love him What would you do if #3 slapped you? She's my mother so I prob deserved the slap! LOL Is number

I Am Just Being Honest!
I totally understand what people are saying but I rate on honesty and if people dont like it they can block me, I am ok with that. I would want people to rate me the same way. I can take it. After all, no one is perfect. I will admit I am overweight and whatever people have to say, I am ok with it. Like I said before, cherrytap is a past time and not my life. (No offence to anyone);-D

Wild Christmas
This is an article submitted to a 1999 Louisville Sentinel contest to find out who had the wildest Christmas dinners. This won first prize. As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay's kids' stockings were overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty. One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses And went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don't sell those things at Wal-Mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. If you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go. You'll only confuse yourself. I was there an hour saying things like, "What does this do? You're kidding me! Who would buy that?" Finally, I made it to the inflatable doll section. I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as

Pictures
to all the people who ask about my pics...theyre private because i dont want anyone to see them right now...there are pervs here who right click and save them to their computer, and I dont want that and I dont trust people on here not to...so if you want to see them ill have to add you to my family after talking to you for a long time

Help And More Then A Few Comments Please
Hey all a little help from all of you would be nice and not just 3 comments and then forget about it lol but im in this Gift Giveaway for 1 months blast + 1 month VIC and im only at about 700 and its been about a month i need 30,000 thiers no time limit but i would like to get it alot faster then i am now and ty to the 12 that has been helping and will keep on helping as well heres the link its NOT A CONTEST no time limit but 30,000 comments is alot ty

Me
1. How old are you? 21 2. What is your sexual orientation? straight 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex? no 4. Have you ever received oral sex? Yes 5. How many sexual partners have you had? cant tell 6. What is your pubic hair style? curly 7. What is your choice of underwear style? none 8. Have you ever had anal sex? no but gave it 9. What is your favorite position? all 10. How often do you masturbate? 2 times a week 11. Have you ever kissed a girl? Yes 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl? Yes 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos? yes 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once? no 15. Have you watched porn? Yes 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area? no 17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex? no 18. Spit or swallow? neither 19. Have you ever had an orgasm? yes 20. Do you own any sex toys? no

4 And 20 Blackbirds
Claim '420' entered drug parlance as a term signifying the time to light up a joint. Status: True. Origins: Odd terms sneak into our language every now and then, and this is one of the oddest. Everyone who considers himself in the know about the drug subculture has heard that '420' has something to do with illegal drug use, but when you press them, they never seem to know why, or even what the term supposedly signifies. It's both more and less than people make it out to be. '420' began its sub-rosa linguistic career in 1971 as a bit of slang casually used by a group of high school kids at San Rafael High School in California. '420' (always pronounced "four-twenty," never "four hundred and twenty") came to be an accepted part of the argot within that group of about a dozen pot smokers, beginning as a reminder of the time they planned to meet to light up, 4:20 p.m. Keep in mind this wasn't a general call to all dope smokers everywhere to toke up at twenty past four every day;

Stupid People
ok i have a friend on ct and he is really cool. he has always been really nice towards me. and just with in the last few days he has been having problems with some women on here. she took it into her own hands to say something to me about him. she sent me a link in my shout box and it was a convo that she had with my friend. i thought that it was funny and not really worth my time to read so i rated it a 1. then she asked y? i told her it was stupid and that he has never done ne thing to me. i'm not goin to put her name but her is what eles she had to say to me. "fine then, if you think that he should treat women like dirt, knock yourself out" and this is what i have to say about that and then this convo i have with her is no more, " he has never treated me like that and it not right to go on his friends list and tell all his friends about a convo you 2 had u need to get a life seems to me u have no life but ct go out and get a life and leave him and me alone i like him and wanna get t

Live Life To The Fullest
Live Life To The Fullest I put this song on here, of dedication to those who arent afraid to live life for themselves, love, dreams and most of all God......The Spirit within you let it come out and shine. Do what you gotta do to make your Dreams come true. ((Don't let Life Control you...Control your Life)) Take ahold of your destiny, make it real, only you can do it, no one else can do it for you. Face your Fears and all things will become reality. You can either be a victim of life or be a controller of your life. Only you can choose. Become alive and make things happen. "Never let go" can you lay your life down so a stranger can live can you take what you need, but take less than you give could you close every day without the glory and fame could you hold you head high when no one knows your name that's how legends are made - at least that's what they say we say goodbye - but never let go we live we die - cuz you can't save every soul gotta take

Tired
I have been so tired this week, I do not remember being this tired in ages, not since the kids were babies I would guess. I have even fallen asleep in the afternoon a few times. I am a little worried about this turn of events. I keep telling myself it is just exhaustion from the last year of stress. It was last June that my husband had the heart bypass surgery, then in Novemeber he had the other, got septic shock, had another emergency surgery, was in a coma for a month, and then in Intensive Care until the New Year, he came home for a few weeks, and went back in again. Came home for 12 days and went in again. And through all this, I just kept on going. Now I think it has caught me. I suppose if it continues I will have to go and see the doctor myself. I give myself a week I think.

The Santa Clause
"Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus..right down Santa Claus' lane." Sorry, I just finished listening that song all day, at work, so now I can't get it out of my head. Why do all the crappy songs get stuck in my head? Oh well, it seems rather fitting anyway as I start to review my first holiday film of this year. To be perfectly honest, I knew I wasn't going to like this movie, and..."boy oh boy" was I ever right. Don't get me wrong, it's not as terrible as I thought it would be, but it's not one of the best holiday films out there. The story is basically about a neglectful would be dad, Scott Calvin a.k.a. Santa Claus (Tim Allen), whom ends up taking custody of his kid for the holidays. As one can tell, the kid spends most of the time complaining about how unconventional and unchristmas-esque their time together is. From spending time at a diner and eating stuff like steak and other non-traditional holiday food, it turns out Scott's time with his son couldn't get any worse.

Rocky
A true underdog story in every sense of the word. "Rocky" is story about a Philadelphia boxer, Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stallone) struggling through everyday life. Forced to make ends meet working for the mafia, on the side, Rocky Balboa is basically a hasbin boxer that society has forgotten. However, do to a series of events, Rocky is given an opportunity of a lifetime as the current heavyweight champion, Apollo Creed (Carl Weathers), gives Rocky a shot at the title. Rocky can be defined as a fight movie, but it's more of a film about life, love, and never getting the opportunity to succeed. However, it's also a film about what we do with the opportunity when it comes around. Although, the story plays itself like a modern "cinderella story", what really brings a sense of realism to this story are its' characters. Even though the story does play like a fairy tale, you can't help but relate to its' characters; their struggles and ambitions. Stallone proved to be quite the mastermind behi

What About Our Everyday Heroes Who Give Their Lives?
OK YOU KNOW WHAT THIS WHOLE ENTIRE WEEK I HAVE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT WHAT CHRIS DID TO HIS FAMILY I UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS AN AWFUL THING TO HEAR ON THE NEWS YES WE ALL KNOW HIM BECAUSE HES A FAMOUS WRESTLER BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WHAT ABOUT OUR EVERYDAY HEROES THAT PUT THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE EVERYDAY TO SAVE YOUR LIFE AND MINE AND PEOPLE ALL AROUND THE WORLD. IT'S NINE FIREFIGHTERS WHO LOST THEIR LIVES LAST WEEK JUST AS AWFUL AS A WRESTLER MURDERING HIS FAMILY AND THEN KILLING HIMSELF? I MEAN COME ON PEOPLE OTHER THEN 911 I HAVENT SEEN AS MANY FIREFIGHTERS LOOSE THEIR LIVES IN ONE DAY AT LEAST THEY PASSED AWAY SAVING OTHERS AND NOT KILLING OTHERS OR THEMSELVES. THEY ARE OUR HEROES WHO PUT THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE EVERYDAY SOME WILL RETURN HOME AND SOME WON'T and THEY KNOW EACH TIME THEY GO OUT THAT DOOR TO ANSWER A CALL THERES A GOOD CHANCE THEY WON'T EVER SEE THEIR FAMILIES AGAIN. WHAT CHRIS DID WAS AWFUL THING BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THEIR ISNT NEARLY ENOUGH COVERAGE ON EVERYDAY HEROES

Heart Warming
Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that will make you believe that we all can make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot. One day, a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers. Eventually the construction crew, all of them "gems-in-the-rough", more or less, adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope containing ten dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that sh

Predators And Prey
Ok, are you a predator, or are you the prey? I'm a predator I guess, when did it get to a point in our lives where every guy on the internet is looking for c2c chat sex and girlfriends? It is now to the point where if any male add's a female on myspace for example it is an automatic denial without a message. What is strange I think is, what do you say to a strange female? Hey baby nice pic, wow your hot or sexy. No matter what you do or type you still come across looking like a stalker or pervert. Although, I expierince the same thing. Everytime I have a male send me a message or IM, I go on the defense. You know what do you do? I allways figure It is some dude trying to pick me up or something predatorial from the homosexual point of view. Funny thing is I'm not homophobic either. So I would guess it is the same thing that most all females go through... Now the males aren't exactly all to blame. It depends on how cute or hot the guy is and all women married or not,

My Dominant Emotion
Your dominant emotion is LOVE Your dominant emotion is Love. You tend to always find the best in people and give all people the benefit of the doubt. You love your friends and family and they are what drive you. Take this quiz at QuizHeaven.com

Duck And Run
"Duck And Run" To this world I’m unimportant Just because I have nothing to give So you call this your free country Tell me why it cost so much to live Tell me why This world can turn me down But I won’t turn away, oh no I won’t turn around All my work and endless measures Never seem to get me very far Walk a mile just to move an inch Now even though I’m trying so damn hard I’m trying so hard This world can turn me down but I Won’t turn away And I won’t duck and run, cause I’m not built that way When everything is gone there is Nothing there to fear This world cannot bring me down No cause I’m already here, oh no! I am already here, Down on my knees I am already here, on no, I am Already here I must have told you a thousand times, I am not running away I won’t duck and run I won’t duck and run I won’t duck and run No pass away This world can turn me down but I Won’t turn away And I won’t duck and run, cause I’m not built that way When everything

This Love For You...poem
This Love for you by John To kiss those lips And hold you close Means the world to me I want to be where you are I want to be there when you are down I never want you to be alone I want to be your everything Because you are mine Your smiling face Brightens the darkest days And to hear your voice Takes me from the saddest moments I love you with all my heart That is true And until the day we part I will always be there for you For you my Lillith

Coal Chamber-fiend
It's the darkest place Like beneath the stairs The "IT" it comes And it takes me there We take everything in sight All through the night Leaving scars And Crashing cars Fiend for the fans and Fodder for the press Fiend for the fans and Fodder for the press It's my life For everyone to see For you a charade For me a disease Everything in sight All through the night Leaving scars And fucking stars Still reasoning my life Fiend for the fans and Fodder for the press Fiend for the fans and Fodder for the press Still reasoning my life It's do or die! It's do or die! It's do or die! Not for me! Still reasoning my life Fiend for the fans and Fodder for the press Fiend for the fans and Fodder for the press Still reasoning my life Fucker! -------------------------

Key
There are many locks and with such are many keys with most keys they are returned but with one lock where one key and only one key can unlock it Once that key is given away the key can never be returned It becomes the sole possession of the recipient forever theirs For this is no random key but is a special key This key is not handed to one another lightly but rather earned over time For several years people work to earn this key once given this key, the one key that will forever more unlock not a door to a house or a car but unlock The person's heart forever at that point in time when they give that key they will then for the first time understand True Love

Just A Lil Info Lol
Get to Know Me Eye Color Green Hair Color Red Height 5'7" Favorite Color Purple Screen Name ddrhwa ( yahoo ) Favorite Band hmm hard one for me, I like too many but I'll say Journey lol Favorite Movie No Return and The Abyss Favorite TV Show Morning news lol Your Car Custom Van but dream car is a '67 Camaro, I want one again! Your Hometown Tarpon Springs Your Present Town Inverness Your Grade haha don't know, wanna grade me? LOL Your Style Laid back and lovin to be comfy :D ...Have You Ever... Sat on your rooftop Nope Kissed someone in the rain Yes Danced in a public place Yes Smiled for no reason Yes Laughed so hard you cried Yes Peed your pants after age 8 Yes,from laughin so hard when I had to pee! lol Written a song Yes Sang to someone for no reason Yes Performed on a stage Yes Talked to someone you don't know Yes Made out in a theater Nope :( Gone roller skating since 8th grade Yes Been in love Yes ...Can You... Write with both hands Ye

Friday 6/29/07
I'm writing this early so that I don't forget again lol because I am way behind on my blogging because of all the craziness here. Not much has happened so far today, but I am packing later on to go visit my brother in the hospital again tomorrow. He's doing alot better emotionally now that he finally realizes that he will be able to walk again even though he may have some difficulty, but they'll probably give him a brace or something to wear so that it won't be as noticeable. Anyway, I think I'm going to end this entry here so that I can get some more packing done and a few other things. Have a great day everyone.

Funny Afternoon
geez I have not laughed so hard in a long time! in class today bec' asked me to take part in video recorded interview regarding her assignment which is on Macdonald's. she knew full well I loath maccas' but still she pressed on and made me do the interview. hardly anyone was in class today and the lecturer was bored so offered his help in the shooting of the video interview. now I was fine ... until daniel cracked the giggles, followed by the lecturer then bec! was all over red rover at that point, I had the giggles and they were not going away! bloody, daniel asks me in the interview (only just holding the laughter in), do I like Macdonald's and I responded, well no, not particularly. I meant to say something else but I paused ... then everyone just exploded with laughter, the lecturer lost it totally and ended up in tears. I know it doesn't sound funny but fuck! should see the video hahaha !!! anyway finally after several hundred takes finished the damn interview. the big premiere is

02/14/07 Pt 2
I was poking around a website about Latin phrases and I came up with a phrase which I decided to add to my other phrase for this new period of my life. Ad Absurdum Audeamus - To the absurd,let us dare. There were things or situations that I avoided because I thought they did not belong in my life at the time.Since the only constant in life is change,for the most part,I now feel the need to embrace or take on things and/or situations because they may help me accelerate in life. Overall,I think it helps us to embrace,eventually,what we do not like or even fear.

Do U See?
What do you see when you look at me? Do you see my smiles? Do you see the laughter? Do you see all the happiness? Or do you see past the front to what really lies beneath? Do you see the walls I put up to keep them out? Do you see all the tears that stained my face? Do you see the fears that I try to hide? Do you see the scars inside of me? Those scars that wont let me free Those scars that run deep inside Those scars that mar my very soul Those scars I try so hard to hide So do you see the truth in me or just the truth I want you to see?

For A Friend, A Sister
I know you're going through a hard time. Remember I love you! You and I have one thing in common. One thing that you and I can only relate to. You always call me or mom telling us how much you love us and how sorry you are. Please stop apologizing. You're an angel. You've made many people smile. You can't let what happened 15 years ago bring you down. Please know that we love you with all our hearts. I'm asking you to come home with us. You'll be happy here. Just know that in the heavens Stephen is looking down on you.

Wheels Today
Well I worked my my dads trike for most of the day today. I took the very rusty wheels and got them all shined up. I was very suprised on how clean then came out. It was very cool on how nice they did.. we were worried that we may have to buy new wheels but these now look great. Here is a shot of the Trike Its been much work but this trike has been sitting in the garge from 1981 and has not moved up untill about 2 months ago when we started the restoration of it. It will be a big job but I am looking forward to my rides on this thing. here is another shot. this was in 1979 with my dad riding.

I Am
I am just about tired of everyone...I am beginnin to think that I have no friends no matter how big hearted I am people (men and women) continue to use me and I am gettin really fed up...I am sure that some people will agree with me on that...Tends to get a lil old when you continue to put yourself out there and people just act like you don't have feelings...I am gettin ready to change a lot of things about myself and well when everyone starts to see the changes no one is going to know what to do...I am going to drop about 75-80 pounds and everyone is going to shit themselves...and then I am going to reform my additude and quit being so nice and tell everyone to fuck off because then I will have a reason to be cocky about myself...Things will be different in the way I treat the people that treat me like shit...I will then in turn treat them like shit so that they can see what it is all about...Lots of love to everyone...

Maxine Quotes
Here is another round of some of the famous quotes from Maxine: 1.Driver Safety: I can't use the cell phone in the car because I have to keep my hands free for making gestures. 2.Housework: I do my housework in the nude because it gives me the incenitive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible. 3.Lawn Care: The key to a nice looking lawn is a good mower.I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless. 4. The Perfect Man: All I am looking for is a man who'll do what I want,when I want,for as long as I want,then go away.OR wait nearby like a Dust Buster,charged up and ready when needed. 5.Technology Revolution: My idea of re-booting is kicking somebody in the butt twice. 6.Aging: Take every birthday with a grain of salt.This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita. 7.Fine Print: Never read it.There ain't no way you are going to like it. 8.Human Err: To forgive,HIGHLY UNLIKELY.!! 9.And More....Money can't buy happiness,but somwhow it;s more comfo

Transformers Soundtrack
According to the following website, http://www.transformersalbum.com/ Mutemath took the liberty of making the Transformers theme song for the upcoming movie, I guess. I've never heard Mutemath so I don't know what all their music sounds like yet, but I think I could have probably made a better recording of the TF theme song using three glasses of wine, a spoon, a kazoo, a whooping cough and my asshole (using whatever combination was convenient: such as a a kazoo in my mouth or in my butthole, or wagging a spoon out of my butt at some glasses of wine... you get the idea) I found out tonight by reading this Myspace bulletin from Disturbed: Date Jun 29, 2007 5:32 PM Subject Disturbed on the Transformers Soundtrack Look out for a brand new song from Disturbed called "This Moment" on the soundtrack to the Transformers movie, which is out on Tuesday the 3rd. For more information, CLICK HERE My response to Disturbed: Jun 29 2007 8:25P "Thanks for the bulle

Senses Fail - Rum Is For Drinking, Not For Burning
Rum Is For Drinking, Not For Burning This captain goes down with the ship All hands on deck, stand hip-to-hip I shout the orders, "Shoot to kill!" I'm dressed to thrill, I'm dressed to thrill. And all my enemies, I want their eyes to see, Their captain walk the plank Destroy them, rank by rank. Sail with me into the setting sun The battle has been won, but war has just begun And as we grow, emotion starts to die, We need to find a way, just to keep our desire alive. Now set the sail to quarter mast, We'll jump the ship, we'll sink 'em fast. Men follow me to victory, Red as the sea, Red as the sea. And to the cannons roar, Their bodies dance ashore, A pirate's life for me, I won't go quietly. Sail with me into the setting sun The battle has been won, but war has just begun And as we grow, emotion starts to die, We need to find a way, just to keep our desire alive. And to my damsel in distress, You've made a mess of your new dress [x2] You've m

Thanksgiving
The day after Thanksgiving 2006 was the best day of that year. The morning started off right when I woke up to my wife stroking my cock while sucking my balls. She must have read my mind because she took her mouth off my sack long enough to tell me that the kids were downstairs with my mother and the door to the guest room we were in was locked. She locked her soft, wet lips around my cock and sucked me for at least 20 minutes. I flipped her over onto her back and spread her thighs apart to return the favor. In between her heavy breathing & moaning, we heard the rest of the family waking up and moving about downstairs. I licked her to orgasm, then laid on my back so she could mount my dick. That saying about big girls riding harder is true.....I came inside her after only 15 minutes! Damn, that felt good! pimpfarmer.com

For Daryll
well as some of you may remember a while back me and a guy named daryll were a couple but things went bad and we broke up it was a ugly really ugly we both said alot of hurtfull things to eachother and went our own ways and moved on but i always missed him and missed our talk's.well we have started talking again and have put the past behind us and are friend's agian,and i am very happy. i dont want to lose our friendship again it mean's way to much to me. it suck's he lives in canada because i want soooooooo badly to give him a big hug and kiss and tell him face to face how sorry i am for the past,but i know that could never happen. but then again you never know.anyways thats all for now.you all have a good one

Drivers License
my daughter got her license today and she was so happy i thought she was going to cry!i guess that means i have to spring for a vehichle for her now!all my kids are getting big!it seems like yesterday she was just riding a bike...

Who Needs To Dream
You were in my dreams always in my dreams that was long before I ever saw you standing there when I felt afraid of the choice I made I would close my eyes and hope my dream would come to me but now I'm free (chorus) Who needs to dream when there is you who needs a heaven to look forward too for my whole life through who needs to dream your my dream come true In my fantasy, you believe in me and as long as you were there then I believe in me now suddenly (repeat chorus) Now you are my dream you are my only dream I'll hold you in my heart forever who needs to dream who needs to dream when I see you there then I see my every dream come true who needs to dream when there is you who needs a heaven for my whole life through who needs to dream your my dream come true every dream has come true

For Bendy Straw!
Bron-Y-Aur Stomp (Jones/Page/Plant) Ah caught you smiling at me, That's the way it should be, Like a leaf is to a tree, so fine. Ah all the good times we had, I sang love songs so glad Always smiling, never sad, so fine. *As we walk down the country lanes, I'll be singing a song, Hear me calling your name. Hear the wind within the trees, Telling Mother Nature 'bout you and me. Well if the sun shines so bright, Or on our way it's darkest night The road we choose is always right, so fine. Ah can your love be so strong When so many loves go wrong Will our love go on and on... * Chorus My, my la de la come on now it ain't too far, Tell your friends all around the world, Ain't no companion like a blue eyed merle. Come on now well let me tell you, What you're missing, missing, 'round them brick walls. So of one thing I am sure, It's a friendship so pure, Angels singing all around my door, so fine. Yeah, ain't but one thing to do Spend

Love Or Friendship...can You Tell
"Love or Friendship" What do you want from me? Do you want my love? Or do you want my friendship? You confuse me through what you say You say you love me But don't seem to care Why don't we just be friends? Nothing more Nothing less Perhaps you still have feelings for me But why don't you show them? Why must you hurt me this way? I still love you But I just want to know Do you feel the same?

Lover's Dance
Lover's Dance Glistening bodies entwined in an ageless erotic dance, seeking pleasures from each other, seeking wonder and romance. She touches his face with tenderness. He draws her body near. Aching, needing hunger will make their destiny clear. Their lips meet in soft kisses, their tongues begin passion's war. Forgotten now, the outside world. All is here, behind this door. He strokes her body tenderly, she arches up for his caress. He finds her silken portal and her womanly wetness. She moans in fiery desire and pulls his hand away, wishing to end this exquisite torture and get on with passion's play. She straddles his waiting body, eases him into her feminine hollow. She leads him on a rhythmic dance, his thrusting hips must follow. She rides him faster, even then, to hear his wondrous sighs. She shows him all the delights she has between her womanly thighs. They stare into each other's eyes and gasp as ecstasy unreels,

Decadence
"Decadance" Say, yes they know that you fought yourself another time Don't they know that you're full of pain already? Yes they know that you've hurt yourself another time Decadence isn't easy, is it? Yes they know that you've hurt yourself another time Don't they know that you're full of pain already? Yes they know that you've hurt yourself another time Decadence isn't easy, is it? Then you slowly recall all your mind Why, your soul's gone cold, and all hope has run dry Dead inside Never enough to forget that you're one of the lonely Slowly recall all your mind Say, yes they know that you've hurt yourself another time Don't they know that you're full of pain already? Yes they know that you've hurt yourself another time Decadence isn't easy, is it? Yes they know that you've hurt yourself another time Don't they know that you're full of pain already? Yes they know that you've hurt yourself another time Decadence isn't easy... Then you slowly recall all your

No Longer A Dream
Somewhere in my heart beyond all my pride holds a secret desire so intense, deep inside. Imprisoned with all my passion and love, unknown to anyone but the one above. A desire for someone to cherish and hold, the need for a love to call my own. Someone to kiss and make up with after fight. Someone who can respect all I can be. Someone who's strong enough to commit and love only me. Someone who will be there and kiss away my tears, secure my doubts, and release me from all my fears. Someone I can depend on to be my friend, someone who can restore my faith in love once again. This love is like a dream yet to come true, Or so I believed until I found you.

Amazing! Have To See This!
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Things Are Looking Up
Well last week wasnt very good at all. So i had to go out of town, due to a family emergency. And now im home, feels good to be home after a long week of worry and upset. But at the same time, feels like i should still be there with my family. My sister is in the hospital, went there sunday and still is ther e now. Im very glad to say though that shes doing much better. So hopefully July will be a much better month. Heres to a great summer for one and all.

Love And Time...
Love and Time There are times when words aren’t enough feelings can’t always be put into words; because they are inadequate and often escape us sometimes, there are only feelings. There are times when all you need is a look; a silent, wordless connection between souls an understanding that needs no translation a natural, knowing gaze that says everything. There are times when all you need is a touch; nothing spoken - just the gesture of reaching out touching, silently transferring your energy conveying something that comes from within There are times when all you need is acceptance to know that you are valued as you are that any changes you make only enhance you more as you discover yourself. There are times when all you need is love no conditions or demands, only simplicity. to know that for no reason at all another chooses you over all others. There are times when all you ever wanted, was to be completed by another person. There are times when you n

Hiya All
hiya everyone on cherrytap i just wanna say to you all, thank you. thank you to all of you's that have added me, rated me amd left me comments and thank you to all of those of you that have gave me gifts so far it was really sweet of you all, i'm really touch, but i just wanna say thank you to randy who has just married me yayyyyyyyy, randy is now my ct husband and we r now married and i'm so proud to b your ct wife, just a shame i'm not ya real wife lol thank you baby, you have made me so happy. well it coming you guys. take care, b safe, have fun

Turtoring Hell
Inside I am lonely, Outside I am lost, I want to stop the torture, No matter what the cost. The feeling of despair, Matches with the pain, I need to stop the bleeding, Before I go insane. The horror grows inside me, My pain is its thrill, To be free from this course, Has always been my will.

God Bless America And Please Send Home Our Troops Soon
a Remember why our Troops are over seas and NEVER FORGET! Thank you all for what you are doing over seas and I pray for all of you a safe return. God Bless you all! The 2 following pictures were honored as the International Picture of the year. First Place: When 2nd Lt. James Cathey's body arrived at the Reno Airport, Marines climbed into the cargo hold of the plane and draped the flag over his casket as passengers watched the family gather on the tarmac. During the arrival of another Marine's casket last year at Denver International Airport, Major Steve Beck described the scene as so powerful: "See the people in the windows? They sat right there in the plane, watching those Marines. You gotta wonder what's going through their minds, knowing that they're on the plane that brought him home," he said "They will remember being on that plane for the rest of their lives. They're going to remember bringing that Marine home. And they should." Second Place The night before

Best Love Song Lyrics
Northern Sky I never felt magic crazy as this I never saw moons knew the meaning of the sea I never held emotion in the palm of my hand Or felt sweet breezes in the top of a tree But now you’re here Brighten my northern sky I’ve been a long time that I’m waiting Been a long time that I’m blown I’ve been a long time that I’ve wandered Through the people I have known Oh, if you would and you could Straighten my new mind’s eye Would you love me for my money Would you love me for my head Would you love me through the winter Would you love me ‘til I’m dead Oh, if you would and you could Come blow your horn on high I never felt magic crazy as this I never saw moons knew the meaning of the sea I never held emotion in the palm of my hand Or felt sweet breezes in the top of a tree But now you’re here Brighten my northern sky

For July 1,2007
so very wrong my life is in a shit hole right now. Lately your life has felt like a well-oiled machine, and no wonder. All the work you've been putting in your career, in your relationships and in your mental health have really been paying off. Kudos!

My Luck With Women
Went to the store last night and there was this absolutely stunning lady, all she could do was smile at me. Well to make a long story short, well actually it's a short story! She was a deaf mute and communicated in sign language! I give the fuck up! Thank You!

Paranoia Strikes Deep...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070701/us_nm/security_usa_terminal_dc_2 NEW YORK (Reuters) - Authorities briefly closed the American Airlines terminal at New York's John F. Kennedy International Airport on Sunday after a suspicious package was found. Port authority officials said the package was being investigated by bomb squad and other experts but the terminal was reopened and the "all clear" given shortly after it was evacuated, media reports said. No information was available on what was inside the package. The airline said flights were not delayed. U.S. airports have been on heightened security at the weekend after the explosion of a fuel-filled jeep on Saturday at Scotland's busiest airport that police said was a terrorist attack linked to failed car bombings in London. Federal officials last month announced they had foiled a plot to blow up JFK, although the suspects never obtained any explosive materials ------ Are we afraid of our own shadow? This is getting o

Do You?
Every time I look at you my heart skips a beat I wonder if you know, my love, that my heart is at your feet I leave it there for you to do whatever that you wish You could take my heart, and love me, Or just leave me in this bliss.

A Poem ( Not Written By Me)
The Boot I almost got stirred up In the piss-stew you'd serve up for dinner I almost got whipped up In your redneck trailer-park twister I can't wait to flush you down the shitter I hate you more than Adolf Hitler I am far too fast for Your whole toxic spider-vomit shit-web I am immune to your Weak mind games, my name is All Business You're sloppy seconds, a big fucking mess I'm too quick, I got too much finesse This is piss on your grave Here's your requiem, performed by skin flutes And rusty trombones played With the volume down, almost on mute Here's your Six Guns-to-your-brain Salute That's called the door, this is called the Boot Here's your Six Guns-to-your-brain Salute Here's the door... ...And now here comes the Big Fucking Boot

Kiss - Exciter
Oh, deep in the night I am waiting, Sent from above, power of love in my hand And I know what you want, I know what you need And I know what you feel Lose all your fears and live out your dreams I'm the one who's gonna make it real Passion and fire, lust and desire, exciter Pleasure and pain, this is my name, exciter Oh, heaven is yours for the taking, power of love, Sent from above in your hand And I'll give you more than ever before, So take all you need When you open your arms, open your eyes, I'm the one who's gonna make you see Passion and fire, lust and desire, exciter Pleasure and pain, whisper my name, exciter Surrender to me and I'll guarantee, You'll pray that the night never ends Come play the game, this is my name, exciter And I'll show you a world where you've never been, It's time that you knew There's no time for waiting, it's time to begin, I'm the one's gonna take you

Kiss - Psycho Circus
PSYCHO CIRCUS YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Hello Here I am! Here we are,we are one I've been waiting for this night to come Get up! Now it's time for me to take my place The make-up runnin' down my face We're exiled from the human race. You're in the psy You're in the psycho circus You're in the psy You're in the psycho circus I say welcome to the show. I've been waiting here to be your guide So come Reveal the secrets that you keep inside Step up! No one leaves 'til the night is done The amplifier starts to hum The carnival has just begun. You're in the psy You're in the psycho circus You're in the psy You're in the psycho circus Yeah I say welcome to the show Welcome to the show Welcome to the show The show. I, I've been waiting here to be your guide So come Reveal the secrets that you keep inside Step up! No one leaves 'til the night is done The amplifier starts to hum The carnival has just begun. You're in the psy You're in the p

Funny Riddle
Bet you can't answer this one...unless you've herd it before :P What gets longer when pulled, fits between your boobs, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked? * * * * * * * * * * * * * * scroll down to find the answer..... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * A SEAT BELT, you pervert!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!

Larry The Cable Guy Says......
1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand . . . you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 6. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. 9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. 10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. 12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. 13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand. 14. OK, so what's the speed of dark? 15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. 17. How much deeper woul

Satellite Tv For Your Pc
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I Think I Know This Chick
Seriously! She's been in my Yoga classes!! Police: Woman Burglarized Cars with Her Kids (CBS) DALLAS An Arlington woman is facing charges after police say she got her children to help her steal car stereos from a local Chevrolet dealership. On June 17, security cameras at Lynn Smith Chevrolet in Burleson showed what appeared to be two adults breaking into cars and removing the stereos. Police say this morning they arrested the woman responsible, 34-year-old Heather Gehring. In fact, according to police, the person in the video who looked like an adult male was actually Gehring's 16-year-old son. Officers say Gehring and the 16-year-old burglarized several cars at the dealership. Police say the other child shown in the surveillance video is Gerhing's 8-year-old son. Officers say the younger child acted as a lookout for his mother and brother. Police say about 90 minutes after the burglaries, Gehring pawned one of the stolen stereos at a Fort Worth pawn shop. Offic

Barbie Bondage
Barbie bondage" can refer to one of three concepts, depending on context. Used figuratively, "Barbie bondage" is a metaphor for girls and young women adapting, partly due to outside influence, to the stereotypical bubble-brained, glamour-obsessed gender role that Barbie dolls are said to promote. Used in a more literal sense, "Barbie bondage" refers to actual Barbie dolls being bound. In one sense this can be a humorous connotation to the fact that new Barbie dolls are secured very tightly to the cardboard backing of the boxes they are sold in, by twist-ties. In another sense, this refers to Barbie dolls being bound and/or dressed in fetish clothing to purposely evoke a connotation with BDSM. This can be done as a form of art, a way of protesting against Mattel's purported ultra-capitalism and stereotypes, or simply as a sexual fantasy.

I Wrote A Poem :d
two lives so very different each dreaming of the unknown not thinking theres truth and existence of a love that could bind their two souls it all starts with just a sweet kiss they've both waited eternaty for never knowing that kiss was the beginning of a love they only dreamed of before each day their love grows only stronger they soon realize it was all ment tobe their souls spent a lifetime searching now together fullfilling destiny

Forever Is Forever
The years go on forever. See the years abound, But when forever ends no one makes a sound. Every good thing must come to an end; Somethings must break for they cannot bend. Forever is forever as forever begins; Forever is forever until forever ends. A life is forever until the life dies; It could be big or small, forever has no size. When all concerned are gone forever is dead; No more to say; everything has been said. But forever continues for each and everyone Till all concerned are gone then it is done. When forever is done no one really won. Forever's done and no one's left; not none. That is when "nothing" will have begun. To us nothing is nothing, but forever is fun!!! Forever is forever as forever begins; Forever is forever until forever ends. The years go on forever. See the years abound, But when forever ends no one makes a sound!!! Then is when "nothing" has at last begun; Nothing is nothing, but forever is fun.

Says So Much
I hurt myself today To see if I still feel I focus on the pain The only thing that's real The needle tears a hole The old familiar sting Try to kill it all away But I remember everything What have I become? My sweetest friend Everyone I know Goes away in the end You could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt I wear this crown of shit Upon my liar's chair Full of broken thoughts I cannot repair Beneath the stains of time The feelings disappear You are someone else I am still right here What have I become? My sweetest friend Everyone I know Goes away in the end You could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt If I could start again A million miles away I would keep myself I would find a way

Private Darkness
When the dense oily shadow descends on me I can find no escape, no comfort The blossom of hope is snatched away visciously And my heart bleeds fear The shadow suffocates my light and steals my dreams Wringing every drop of hope and pleasure from life An impossible weight drags and buries all energy So far beneath memory, it might never have been I try to flee when i feel its ominous presence But there is no hiding place Fear grips me and freezes me to await Inevitable annihalation of my will There is no escape no sanctuary The womb that once protected me has gone So i curl my body fetally anyway and wait .................

Wounded Marine Takes National Anthem To Heart
By Leon Alligood - USA TODAY Posted : Monday Jul 2, 2007 21:36:50 EDT Top of Form 1 Bottom of Form 1 NASHVILLE — Lance Cpl. Salvador Gonzalez, a Marine with aspirations to become a professional singer, admits he never used to pay much attention to the words of the national anthem. “Before, it was always just a song, just the national anthem,” the 22-year-old Iraq war veteran says. “It was never something I protected.” Now, he says, those words offer new meaning to “my situation.” As Gonzalez speaks, he nods the chin of his round face toward the prosthesis extending below his left knee, a reminder of that bloody, dusty October 2004 day in Iraq. Gonzalez has had increasing chances to sing those words before large numbers of people, including at a sold-out Chicago Bulls game in November 2005 and at the Charlie Daniels’ Twin Pines Ranch Rodeo last April in Murfreesboro, Tenn. “I’ve never heard it done better. The kid’s got what it takes,” says Thurman Mullins, a former Marine who

Crushed Hope
I have begged, pleaded and screamed I have prayed that this wasnt all a dream I have so many things I want to say I have to wonder what can I say to make you stay I have to go for now and get ready for something I must do I have to wonder was my heart ever really truly in Love with you I have to say yes, but I was a fool to ever tell you my true feelings for you I have to go now so I wont begin to cry I would hate myself if I have to say to you a final Goodbye. Copyrighted (C) Sir George

Relationship Rules For Us Girls!
1. If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. 2. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. 3. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. 4. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. 5 . Slower is better. 6. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. 7. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. 8. Don't settle. 9. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. 10. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. 11. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. 12. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, why w

Cutting Crew "i Just Died In Your Arms Tonight"
I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight Lyrics Artist(Band):Cutting Crew Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight It must have been something you said I just died in your arms tonight I keep looking for something I can't get Broken hearts lie all around me And I don't see an easy way to get out of this Her diary it sits on the bedside table The curtains are closed, the cats in the cradle Who would've thought that a boy like me could come to this Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight It must've been something you said I just died in your arms tonight Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight It must've been some kind of kiss I should've walked away, I should`ve walked away Is there any just cause for feeling like this? On the surface I'm a name on a list I try to be discreet, but then blow it again I've lost and found, it's my final mistake She's loving by proxy, no give and all take 'cos I've been thrilled to fantasy one too many times Oh I, I just died in your ar