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30th May 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Wednesday, May 30: Sometimes it's hard to put your finger on exactly what's wrong. Today you're pretty convinced that just about everything is. Don't be shy about complaining. It's one of the few things you're good at.

Work Sucks!
Just wanted to let everyone know I am NOT ignoring all your sexy and beautiful comments. Looks like it is going to be a really busy work week with hardly any time to get on here. Just know I am thinking about you and hoping your days are nothing but beautiful! xxxooo

Hey, If She's Hot, Why Not Ask Her Out??!
Thief Asks Out Woman after Robbery By Associated Press May 29 2007, 10:36 PM EDT MILWAUKEE -- A thief found out the hard way that robbing a woman isn't the best way to capture her heart. Two men robbed a U-Haul store around 3 p.m. Sunday, taking an unspecified amount of cash, according the store's owner. But instead of fleeing, one man lingered and tried to strike up a conversation with the woman he had just robbed. "He stuck around and was trying to get the female employee's number," U-Haul general manager Patrick Sobocinski said. "She said he was just saying, 'Hey baby, you're pretty fine.'" According to Sobocinski, one robber went behind the counter, put his hands around both employees' waists and demanded money. The robber forced one employee to open the register and grabbed cash. Then he forced the workers to the ground and fled, but his accomplice waited for a few moments and then asked one clerk whether she'd go out with him, he said. "She said he was saying

In Response To A Prompt: "your Sluttiest Moment"
I got a call from a friend of mine, "Anne", at work one day. A friend of hers was having her photos shot for BearsBoard.com, an escort listing service, at a local hotel and wanted me to meet them when I was done. When I arrived they were just wrapping up the shoot. Anne greeted me at the door with a kiss more passionate than I was expecting. Anne's friend "Brooke" is a petite brunette. She was in a black, sheer negligee. The photographer was gushing over how hot the pictures were going to turn out. Anne had watched the shoot and it was clear she was aroused the way her hand kept touching my arm and shoulder as she talked. There was a kitchenette with a couple bottles of liquor, so I made us all drinks and sat down with the photographer to discuss creating websites for some of his clients. Anne was in the seat next to me at the little table and her hand found its way between my legs and began stroking the bulge there. After another round of drinks, I excused myself to the re

Blowjob Etiquette (by A Female)
Blowjob Etiquette (by a female) 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair fr

Tuesday 5/29/07
I'm behind again, but that's ok because yesterday was just another average day anyway lol. I just hosted in LooneyTuneHangout all day then went to chat in the lobby for a bit, as well as listened to CrushFM. I guess I'm gonna end this here since yesterday was pretty much uneventful as usual. Have a good night all.

Abc's ... As Easy As 123
Body: A • Are you available?: Not really • What is your age?: 20 • What annoys you?: stupid people, bad drivers, people with bad grammar.... B • Do you know anyone named Billy?: yes • When is your birthday?: may 7th •Who is your best friend? greg, julia, rebecca... C • What's your favorite candy?: SKOR • Crush?: You know who u are • When was the last time you cried?: couple nights ago D • Do you daydream?: all the time • What's your favorite kind of dog?: small lap dogs • What day of the week is it?: wednesday E • Do you like eggs? sometimes... • Have you ever been in the emergency room?: yes... • Ever pet an elephant?: not only have i pet one, but i have rode one F • Do you use fly swatters?: sometimes • Have you ever used a foghorn?: yep • Is there a fan in your room?: yes G • Do you chew gum?: sometimes • Do you like gummy candies?: yes!!! • Do you like gory movies?: yes H • How are you?: good. and you? • What's your height?: 5 3 is pushi

Shrimp Etouffee
1/2 cup butter 1/4 cup all-purpose flour 1 cup thinly sliced green onions 1 cup chopped onion 1 green bell pepper, cored, seeded, and chopped 1/2 cup chopped celery 2 cloves garlic, minced 1 bay leaf 1/4 teaspoon dried thyme 1/2 teaspoon dried basil 8 ounces tomato sauce 1 cup dry white wine 8 ounces clam juice 1/2 cup water 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce 1/2 teaspoon white pepper 1 teaspoon Tabasco Sauce 1 tablespoon grated lemon zest 1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice 1/4 cup chopped parsley 1 1/2 pounds fresh shrimp, peeled and deveined (can also use frozen shrimp) Hot cooked rice In a large pot over medium heat, melt butter; stir in flour and cook until bubbly. Stir in green onions, chopped onion, bell pepper, celery, garlic, bay leaf, thyme, and basil. Reduce heat to low and cook, uncovered, stirring often for approximately 20 to 30 minutes or until vegetables are soft. Increase heat to high and add tomato sauce, wine, clam juice, water, Worcestershire sa

Seafood Gumbo
Roux 1 pound okra, sliced 2 tablespoons vegetable shortening 3 tablespoons butter 1 onion, chopped 1/2 cup chopped celery 1 pound shrimp, peeled and deveined* 1 jar oysters (check for shells) 2 cloves garlic, chopped fine 1 tablespoon chopped green bell pepper 1 can (10 1/2 ounces ) tomatoes 2 sprigs parsley, chopped 1 bay leaf (remove before serving) 2 teaspoons Cavender's Greek Seasoning** 2 quarts water or fish stock 1 bunch green onion, chopped 1/2 pound crabmeat or 1 dozen crabs*** Salt and pepper Hot cooked long-grain white rice Crackers 1 teaspoon File, optional**** * In New Orleans they sell what are called "gumbo shrimp." They are not the big shrimp that you use in a "stand alone" shrimp dish. They are used more for flavor than texture. I guess you could put some of the shrimp in early for the simmering and some later for the presentation. Some people in New Orleans even boil the shells and heads to get that serious shrimp flavor. I don't care for it my

Pralines
1 cup light brown sugar, packed 1 cup granulated sugar ½ cup light cream 1 ½ cups pecans, halved 2 tablespoons butter Combine sugars and cream in a heavy 2-quart saucepan and bring to boil over medium heat, stirring occasionally with a wooden spoon, until mixture forms a thick syrup. Add pecans and butter and continue to cook over medium heat, stirring frequently. Remove sauce pan to a heatproof surface (such as a wire rack) and let cool for 10 minutes. Use a tablespoon to drop rounded balls of the mixture onto sheet wax paper or foil, leaving about 3 inches between each ball for pralines to spread. Allow to cool. Makes about 12 candies.

Bourbon Pecan Pie
2 large eggs (slightly beaten) 1/4 cup dark Karo syrup 3/4 cup sugar 4 teaspoons corn starch 8 tablespoons butter 1/4 cup Jack Daniels bourbon 6 oz semi-sweet chocolate 1 bag pecan halves Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Mix eggs and Karo. Combine sugar and corn starch, add to egg mixture. Melt chocolate and butter, cool. Add bourbon and combine with egg mixture. Beat together in mixer on slow speed. Pour into a 9 inch unbaked pie shell. Sprinkle evenly with pecan halves. Bake on cookie sheet for one hour. Pie should be firm and will "set-up" while cooling.

Mating Calls
So the other day I'm walking from my car to the mall, where I now work. I see Kim pull up, and she screams out the window, "Move out of the way, bitch!" I laugh, until the car behind her, which is occupied by two beaners, drives by. The passenger starts screaming what I'm assuming are obscenities at me en espanol. I stood there like a deer in headlights because I was 1. trying to translate and 2. completely in awe at the stupidity of the situation. I remember thinking, 'Did he just call me a puto?' Then I thought, 'No, he would have said puta, the feminine form.' So I remember being quite urked about this as I'm so offended when any asshole shouts something at me from a moving vehicle and thinks it's cute, but this time I was even more pissed because I couldn't translate and have time to think of some whitty Spanish comeback. Today: I hear the sound of some guy not really whistling but making that loud hissy air-blowing sound that guys do to get a girl's attention as if to attract

Omg!!!
The Ace of Swords card suggests that you should stand up for yourself. Stick to the point, make yourself clear and compare your options objectively before answering or committing to take the next logical step. Understand or identify the cause. You get what you want by trusting your own personal convictions and inner voice. A strategy of asserting your independence, directing the questioning or getting right to the point could make you seem impersonal, indifferent or even bossy, especially if communications are related to romance or happen via cell phone or online. Sometimes you have to cut through the bull while protecting your privacy before you can establish trust or let down your guard. This is only reasonable. Keep your wits about you.

Thursday Links: Opie And Anthony Live, Bill Burr, New O&a Videos Online, New Rss Feeds, Traveling Virus Tickets, New Video Hotness
Umm...who is this 'SharkyGirl_70' person in our Paltalk Room??? She's not moving or sleeping REALLY heavy with her head cocked to one side. Anyone have her contact info??? Welcome friends! Welcome to a lovely ThursDEE and another fine edition of the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, which is broadcasting LIVE (on terrestrial stations) for your enjoyment. Bill Burr is filling in for Jim Norton, who is going to be filming his hour-long HBO special this weekend in Washington, DC. If you want to SEE any of us asswipes LIVE, in-studio, picking our noses and throwing boogers at E ROCK, you should turn on your Paltalk and go to 'Opie and Anthony LIVE'. You will also be pleased to see several young ladies, poised in front of their webcams, topless and/or nude, sleeping, smoking, showering, screwing, or otherwise. Naked chicks in the morning RULE. RSS FEEDS ARE WORKING: Thanks to our own FoundryMusicJeff, we finally have RSS FEEDS available for some of you more tech-savvy webbies. We're s

Out Of No Where
it felt so right and yet it just disappeared without a rhyme or reason. i don't know how to feel but hurt. i didn't do anything. your the only one that can make me feel like this. i just want to know the truth. you know i am forgiving and understanding. just don't leave me hanging. i love you

Concert Tonight 5-31-07
Woohoooo Getting ready for the Kenny Chesney Concert tonight in New Orleans!! Jamming out in Club Fear right now come check it out Click the pic to enter!! Come ROCK in CLUB FEAR with DJ WHODA!!!!!! 12~ 2pm est!

How
How can i tell you something When I know the answer How can I speak to you When your just in my mind How can I touch you When your just a dream How can I keep you When your not around How can I smile When there is heartache How can I cry When I have no more tears left How can I live When your gone

The Game Of Chance
who want to play the game of chance.....pass this on to all your friends and see who really wants you....if by chance you see the one that brings laughter to your heart.if by chance you see the love that makes a magic spark.if by chance you meet the one that fills your long desires.think of me as the one that awakens your deep forgotten fire.if im the one tell me........ reply by saying your the one xxxxxx you will know who really wants you.xxx

What He Did
a guy went up to his girlfriend and gave her 12 roses.he said ill love you until the last rose dies. she gladly accepted them. but when she grabbed them. she said "one of these is fake"he said "exactly". thats because i will love you forever!!! so very sweet i think!!!

My Life Path Number
Your Life Path Number is 3 Your purpose in life is to express your unique self. You are a creative and artistic person with an interesting view on life. Witty and outgoing, you enjoy sharing your crazy ideas with anyone who will listen. A total social butterfly, you're the life of any party. In love, you inspire and enchant your partner. You are often an object of fantasy and desire. While you are very talented, you sometimes lack the ambition to put your talents in play. And while your wit carries you a long way, you occasionally use it to mask your true feelings. Your natural abilities can bring you all the success in the world ... if you let them What Is Your Life Path Number?

Walking The Line
If You never love You'll never see the truth inside of your own destiny Untold truths Mistaken fate the spirits broke as life will always change never lose or even win idly seeking faith from within you never knew you couldn't see the leadership you had was meant to be you fight your fight you throw your fist the war you fight is all within theres no one there that's fighting you know what you seek feel what you found your head it starts twisting when your emotions are at sound Breathe that extra breathe you have Take a step on by go beyond your destiny Just step and close your eyes forever , never battle that you made inside your plan will burn you third degree away away you'll push the world Hoping they don't see the thought that you may fail but your due here to succeed.

How It Is Done In Iowa!! I Miss Almost Everyone There!!!
FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk IOWA FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs IOWA FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat guy you tried to pick up -------------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. IOWA FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route. --------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. IOWA FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun " ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Cry with you. IOWA FRIENDS: laugh at you --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Borrow

I'm Back!
Hey everyone just wanted to say sorry to all of you that I havent been online and that I had removed all my pictures....I was going through a tough time in my love life and made some major mistakes but I am back where I need to be, with the man I need to be so I am able to be on here and show you all the love you deserve!! I also quit my job at T-Mobile so I am even more happy because that job just depressed me so much, I am currently working part time at a gym that I used to work at for years, there I can be my own boss and if I need time off I can get it no problems so its great. Well I just wanted to say hi to everyone and apologize for not being around and let everyone know my pics are back and there are a few new ones so please take a look and comment. Bye All Bella

~~grandma's Birth Control Pills~~
After working most of her life Grandma finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills? "Yes, they help me sleep at night." "Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!" She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks... And believe me, it help

Cherry Points
Man im addicted to cherry tap i wish i could create a lounge i love music that is why i created a cherry tap account i hope that one day i will get enough cherry points to be able to open a cherry tap louge and get enough people to go to my lounge well wnough about me i hope they keep updating and making cerry tap cooler and cooler

Angels
Do you believe in angels? Who walk upon this earth Are they here to guide us? And show what life is worth Are they just here to love us? And teach us right from wrong Is there more to heaven?s beings For on earth do they belong? They are sent to us when needed To help us through our pain To make our lives worth living To be our sunshine through the rain Some believe whilst others don?t The question I ask is do you? I can say I definitely believe That angels on earth are true They may not have shining halos Nor fly with silk white wings But I have my guardian angel It?s the hope that believing brings It?s not in the form of the living But the strength that's to given me To help me through as life goes on Without my angel I could not be It's my hope, my love and strength That will never leave my side I believe in my guardian angel My best friend, my angelic guide

What's Love? By Daniel Handler
What's love, again? No, seriously: what is it? Why are you quoting song lyrics? Do the lyrics of love songs actually cut to the heart of the matter, or are they simply so vague that it feels like they do? Why does one's own love feel as if it cuts to the heart of things, but other people's loves feel like vague amusements? Why are love songs we don't like so noxious? How can we love a song so dearly for a number of years and then suddenly find it embarrassing? Also, a person? Why is it that love feels so individual, and yet nearly every individual falls in and out of love in basically the same way? Why are stories of other people meeting and falling in love invariably tedious? Why are stories of other people breaking up so riveting? If love can happen in an instant how come it actually takes forever to get it together? Is love like taking a taxi, in which the route is important but the passengers could be anybody? Or is it more like driving a taxi, in which you end up in neighborhood

6-01-07
Therapy is going great. I can bend my right and left thumbs 40 and 10 degrees respectfully. The finger isn't doing so good, very limited on it. If the knuckle wasn't smashed, it would be way better, but oh well. *sigh* I'll have x-rays taken in 3 weeks before another appt. with the Dr. That will give me more insight as how my hand is doing. I still haven't started light duty. Not really sure why. My brother was nice enough to let me borrow his PS2. 1. it helps with therapy. 2. I just sit around all day, might as well have fun Wink He also let me borrow Burnout revenge (great game) Me and Amanda bought Mortal Kombat: Armageddon and Smackdown vs RAW 2006. I don't think i'm ready to play God of War just yet. Last weekend I hung out with Ben. We drank pretty much the whole day. He kicked my ass in Street Fighter.

Blah
i am sitting at home. being bored. i just figured out how to use this whole thing, so i just wanted to write a little. i can't wait for tonight. it was my friend's birthday yesterday and a bunch of us took him to the hookah bar to chill. ...and tonight we are all going to his place to party..and drink...and such. it will be fun. the people i am around are always fun. anyways..like i said..bored. figured i would write something. not that its interesting or anything...

Nice........
Ah Fashigidate Mr.Boney Bone Corleon LiL Zane And the one and only Busta Chavigidate Holla at 'em Zane let 'em know how we do pimpin' (ZANE:) Wasn't for him I wouldn't be alive Chastized For tellin' lies Since then baptized look in my eyes Can you see the pain? Why does the sun shine when it rains? Hard times got me feelin' Daddy never did a thang I'm GOD's chosen He put me in a rolls And keeps my wrist frozen Never brown nosin' Like an explosin' I cause a comotion Spit the truth like a profit I talk to the ocean People fear what they cant understand I thank GOD that I can I stay focused keepin' Him in my plan Never losin' my fate Haters gonna try to degrate Gotta be in my state of mind to relate Gotta know this is the end and ain't no time to waist Time to face your fate And I pray you don't end up in the lake Do whatever it takes So many mistakes we make But we gone all get it right Once we down by the river side Chorus: (Montell Jordan:)

This Weekend!
Well, if things can cool down between me and my hubby we planned on going to the drive-in and seeing sherk 3, spiderman 3, and disturbia. And I may post what the movies are like but I won't go into detail because I don't believe in talking about a movie and taking stuff away from anyone that has not see them. So if we go which I am sure we will I will post tomorrow sometime of what the movies are like and if they are worth seeing. Me I won't be into Sherk but my hubby will be because he loves Sherk me I would rather see something with blood or brains or something scary not something silly but that is just me because I am big fan of Micheal Myers and Jason and anything that is Horror.

Bofh #4
It's a thursday, and I'm in a good mood. It's payday. I think I'll take some calls. I put the phone back on the hook. It rings. "I've been trying to get you for hours!" the voice at the other end screams "Not, it can't be hours" I say, putting "Blade Runner" back into it's cover and looking at the back, "it was more like 114 minutes. I was on a long phone call with the big boss, trying to get you users some better facilities" Hook; Line; and Sinker... "Oh. I'm sorry." "That's ok, I'm a tolerant person" I make a mental note to change his password to something nasty in the next couple of days. "Um, I need to know how to rename a file" he says. Oh dear... Hang on, it's payday isn't it?! I'm in a good mood. "Sure. You just go 'rm' and the filename" "Thanks" "No worries" (Now I'm in a *REALLY* good mood. I think I just might write that script to make saving impossible on rogue at random times like I've been thinking about) The phone rings again. "Hello?"

Mp3 Players
PHEW...thank god thats done just got my mp3 player up and loaded however still couldnt find an mp3 file for John Cena's theme song. If anyone knows where i can find that mp3 file at id appreciate it so i can upload it to my player here. Thank you to all ive met and those im sure i'll meet later here... This site RULES!!!!!!

Bofh #14 - The Bastard Is Back
Don't ask how I got back, I just did. Suffice to say that work frowns upon management material that uses electrodes to gain client information. Especially when you do it to the boss's in-laws. That's HIS entertainment. So I'm back in the saddle. Unfortunately, that means there's a surplus of operators in the computer room. One slam of the tape safe door later, the problem is solved. The knocking dies down in a couple of hours, so I guess the safes really *are* airtight. To welcome myself back, I send a message out saying there's a shutdown in 10 minutes. 5 minutes later I shut the system down. I love doing that. I see the hard-disk activity lights flicker as the "disk recovery" phase of startup run through, globally deleting journal files. Funny how we always start up with lots of free disk.. I just get Wolfenstein started and the phone rings. What the hell, I almost missed it while I was away, so I answer it. "Computer Room" I say "THAT WASN'T TEN MINUTES!!!!" the voice

The Bastard In Britian
"He's back, and this time he's got a portable bulk-eraser!!!" It's... It's... IT'S!!!!.... The Bastard Operator from Britain #1 ...... "...I'd like to escalate this call please.." "I'm sorry?" I can't help but be a little surprised at this guy's tone. "I'd like to escalate the severity of this call. Surely a person in your situation is aware of the new International Standard regarding fault logging and tracking..." He's obviously insane. There's no other reason why he'd call me this early on a monday afternoon, as soon as I've got to work... "What was your username?" He tells me, and some all-too-familiar key clicking noises follow. I notice his account has the pervert flag set, and yet he has no gif files in his directory - which can only mean one thing.... "Now, this escalation business, you want me to increase the priority with which I'll handle this call?" "Yes!" "Tell you what, I'll double it" I say, in gentle, soothing tones "Good" he

How Im Feeling Today.....
its sunday.... i really dont care for sundays only because i no i have to work tomorrow.... eh but its all good because i like my job... unlike others. mom asked me to wash ALL the towels i the house... we'll see. lol. i dunno what im actually doing today. i dunno if im going anywhere today. all i know is is that today is sunday and im alive. who could ask for more than that? chow!

Your Daily Horoscope - Virgo 6-3--2007
Quickie: You deserve to have some fun today -- join a group of people and you'll find it. Overview: You know what you want; now you just have to figure out how you're going to get it. There's no need to rush, since the answers that take a long time to come might be just the ones you need. Let yourself ponder for a while.

Ok About The Movies
Ok Sherk the Thrid rocked, Spiderman3 SUCKED, and last Disturbia was AWESOME. If you haven't seen the two that didn't suck you must see them I'm not a big fan of silly comdey but I have to say Sherk was funny and Disturbia was like nothing I Have really seen before but it gives you an idea that you never know what your neighbors are really like or who they really are...

Cam Girl Profile: Gisele
In an effort to go more 'behind the scenes' with some of the girls from FOUNDRY CAMS, we're offering up another interview with a young lady just to show you how gosh darned normal she is... or isn't. Depends on your definition of 'normal', I guess. Regarless, this week we have chosen to interrogate the super-sexy Gisele, who you probably saw tearing it up in this video recently. We threw a bunch of questions at her, and hoped she wouldn't run screaming. Thankfully, she didn't... DEMONCOW: What gives you goosebumps? Gisele: Kisses on the neck DEMONCOW: Name a hidden talent not many people know about Gisele: if i tell you i'd have to kill you...hehehe DEMONCOW: If your boyfriend cheated on you, how would you get back at him? Gisele: Him losing me would be the ultimate pay back :) DEMONCOW: Great dessert or great sex? Gisele: Both at the same time! Gisele in her FUCK ME shirt. Click the pic to get one! DEMONCOW: What is the hottest thing a guy can wear?

Sundays
Have you ever noticed that Sundays are the worst day of the week. Don't get me wrong I like Sundays, but they are the day you realize Monday is tomorrow and there is no weekend left. It's also the recovery day. Everyone sleeps late and does as little a possible. You never quite get done everything you meant to do. It also seems to be the day that you never want to end. This has been one of the most unusual and undicipheral Sundays ever. I almost wish I had never gotten out of bed!!! Once again total boredom has driven me totally insane!! PS The dog has stopped ignoring but just doesn't listen!!

4th June 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Monday, June 4: Today you'll consider your ability to drive by your favorite boutique without stopping as a minor victory. Don't worry -- the lack of a parking spot will shake your newfound faith.

Sunday 5/3/07
Not much to write about today, although I'm a day behind again lol.I hate when I do that. I just did the usual chatting and listening to music. Camp reunion is getting closer so I'm really looking forward to that since it's alot of fun. Well, I guess I'll end this here, have a great day all.

Sometimes When We Touch
For those of you that don't know, this is a song that was sung by Dan Hill in 1977. I don't know if he wrote it himself or not. If you'd like to hear it you can check out the song on myspace: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=78475417 You ask me if I love you And I choke on my reply I'd rather hurt you honestly Than mislead you with a lie And who am I to judge you On what you say or do? I'm only just beginning to see the real you And sometimes when we touch The honesty's too much And I have to close my eyes and hide I wanna hold you til I die Til we both break down and cry I wanna hold you till the fear in me subsides Romance and all its strategy Leaves me battling with my pride But through the insecurity Some tenderness survives I'm just another writer Still trapped within my truth A hesitant prize fighter Still trapped within my youth And sometimes when we touch The honesty's too much And I have to close my

Just The Way I Do
Is this the way you are? The way you feel and think? You say it is, but are you sure? Or is this because you are so insecure? Please open your eyes and try to see The way you look to me So sweet, caring and not so tough That is you and that’s enough I know you’ll say that I don’t know But sometimes this is the part you show I know you’ll say I can’t see through But sometimes I see this part of you You’re holding back, you’re hiding You won’t share the things you feel Why won’t you be the girl I know you are? The girl you are for real Please don’t hide who you are inside Show everyone this part of you Just try to set your pride aside And everyone will love you Just the way I do

Come Join A Great Family
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All Alone
Shit ya'll I am here all alone and don't have a clue as to what to do, but I guess I will have to remain the good wifey that I am. My husband is in Korea and I miss him like crazy, wishing that we were together, so that I can get my freak on. shit it has been 7 mos, since I had some great dick,but thats the price you pay for being an army wife........................shit

Word Of The Day...
No. As in... No you may not. And No I won't. And No you can't have Me. No No No No No.... Yes... I like that word very much. lol I want to skip and play... while telling everyone No. Like a little girl twirl in a white sundress against the blue blue sky make me dizzy make me fall down in the green green grass where I lay looking up at You inviting me... Oh No Sir, Sorry! Today I must decline as the word is No. ... And you may dirty my dress ... lol I like that idea so maybe tomorrow the word will be Yes....

When Friendship Turns Into Love
True Tears I take a deep breath, say four words and let my true tears fall, when you answer me maybe this wont work at all, friends we can still remain, but since then no longer have I heard you speak my name, felt your hand touch my palm, heard your thoughts, your deepest secrets that you hide, I close my eyes as a tear rolls down my cheek, and I imagine the words you speak, the words you say, the games you played, the options I've tried, to attempt to keep our friendship alive, as I've failed in all of the above, I admit by chance maybe I just fell in love, my heart brakes and it aches, I've never felt so depressed, and yet all the time I wish for only the best, I wish for love, I wish for everything to go my way, I wish that all this hurt and all this pain would all just fade away, I feel alone, So unloved, And yet I wonder is this how its meant to be? I wish I meant to you what you so surely mean to me, I close my eyes as a

Daily Life.
Well, I was working past couple days in a small middle Kentucky town, now heading from home here in Pickwick, TN to Waco TX tomorrow for a few days and starting the week off next week in Chattanooga TN.. so though I am busy Ill be checkin out CT as much as I can. Hope to be home from TX by weekend for some Ganbling before starting in East TN next monday. Hawk keeps catching my baby chickens.

Can't Seem To Pass It Up
If you get a dozen, you're loved!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .* . . . . . . . . . . .*. . . . . . . ** * . . . . .. . . . . .*** . . * . . ***** . . . . . . . . . . .** . . **. . . . .* . . . . . . . . . . ***.*. . *. . . . .* . . . . . . . . . .****. . . .** . . . ****** . . . . . . . . . ***** . . . .**.*. . . . . ** . . . . . . . . .*****. . . . . **. . . . . . *.** . . . . . . . .*****. . . . . .*. . . . . . * . . . . . . . .******. . . . .*. . . . . * . . . . . . . .******* . . .*. . . . .* . . . . . . . . .*********. . . . . * . . . . . . . . . .******* . *** *******. . . . . . . . .** .*******. . . . . . . . * . ******. . . . . . . . * * . .***. . *. . . . . . .** . . . . . . .*. . . . . * . . . . .****.*. . . .* . . . *******. .*. .* . . .*******. . . *. . . .*****. . . . * . . .**. . . . . .* . . .*. . . . . . **.* . . . . . . . . . ** . . . . . . . . .* . . . . . . . . .* . . . . . . . . .* . . . . . . . . * . . . . . . . . * . . . . .

Our Jouney Through Kays Eyes
April 15, 2006 7:51 a.m. Good morning I received my first punishment last night. It was for using swear words three times. The first two times were for the word "fuck" that I used in a joke that I told a co-worker. The last time was for the word "damn" that I slipped and used in conversation with my sister-in-law. I knew when I used these words that it was wrong and that I could be punished for them. After our daughter went to bed I found myself in a corner, striped from the waist down, with a gag in my mouth for 30 minutes. After that I was in the corner nude without the gag for another 30 minutes. During this hour in the corner all I could think of was "I just wish he would spank me and get this over with." I was sweating really bad and shaking a little by the time my corner time was up because I didn't know what the spanking was going to be like. After being removed from the corner you started scolding me and washed my mouth out with soap making sure

Bad News
My step dad, passed away on Monday. I will be going home to Ohio for a lil while. He passed away from a grandmaw [sp] seizure face down in his sleep. It's been rough for me the last few days. I will not be logging one while I am home. I will be locking all my folders here in a few. They wont be staying open while I am gone. Dont need people looking at me while I am grieving! Peace Poke Now I need a Snoke!

Media Hierarchy
I went to a bar this week (imagine that), while there I watched the bar goers purchasing their drinks and bouncing back and forth between booths and the television. While I was sitting there (reverting to my mushroom self) the news came on... I hate the news. At least current events, I don't mind the weather or traffic, sports isn't even that bad as long as they stay away from the illegal activities that our million dollar athletes are engaged in... morons. Anyhow, so the news comes on and the first story is about a mother who killed her three children and then herself. She had four kids, I guess one survived. This crazy lady hung them in the closet. WTF??? The guy sitting next to me looks over and says, "well there goes another one." Then goes back to drinking his beer. Very distressing to say the least, the story didn't phase anyone. I felt my chest well up. It has become accepted that parents kill their spouses and children?! BECAUSE IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME!~ I don'

Hurt Again!
Well, my kamikazi dog did it again. I took him playing yesterday and he fucked up his shoulder or elbow, we can't really tell which. He is limping really bad but he never yelped or anything when he hurt it. I'm not even sure how it happened. I just hope it isn't serious. He already had major knee surgery last year and it would kill me if he had to go another summer without being able to swim or play. I'm going to give it a couple days to see if it gets better before I take him to the vet.

Lo Que Buso En Un Hombre...spanish.
En una breve conversación, un hombre le pregunta a una mujer: ¿Que tipo de hombre estas buscando? Ella se quedo un momento callada antes de verlo a los ojos y le pregunto: En verdad quieres saber? El respondió "Si" Ella empezó a decir: "Siendo mujer de esta época, estoy en una posición de pedirle a un hombre lo que yo no podría hacer sola. Tengo un trabajo y yo pago todas mis facturas. Yo me encargo de mi casa sin la ayuda de un hombre,porque soy económicamente independiente y responsable de mi administración financiera. Mi rol ya no es el de ser dependiente de un hombre en ese sentido. Yo estoy en la posición de preguntar a cualquier hombre, ¿Que es lo que tu puedes aportar en mi vida? Mi amigo se me quedó viendo. Claramente pensó que me estaba refiriendo al dinero. Viendo la expresión en su rostro imagine lo que él estaba pensando; "No me estoy refiriendo al dinero" dije. Yo necesito algo más. "Yo necesito un hombre que

Would You Do It????
1.Would u have sex with me? answer: 2.What position would u want me 2 do u in? answer: 3.Would u wanna taste me? answer: 4.Would u want me 2 fuck u hard? answer: 5.Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? answer: 6.Give me a naked pic? answer: 7.Would u do me in the shower? answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then do me? answer: 9.Would u have a 3-some with me? answer: 10.What makes u want 2 have sex with me? answer: 11.Would u talk dirty 2 me while we had sex? answer: 12.Where would u do me @? answer: 13.Would u do me in front of people? answer: 14.Would u do me again and again? answer: 15.Would u do me in the rain? answer: 16.Would u mind if we did it like porn stars? answer: 17.Would u have phone sex with me? answer: 18.If I gave u my heart would u love it or let it go? answer: 19.Would u do me once then leave me the next day? answer: 20.Would u tell me the truth no matter what

Well, It's A Step In The Right Direction
Yesterday was a bit of an oddball day for me. It was unseasonably cold to start out. And for the first time in my tenure as building manager, there was a major oversight. OK, maybe I'm exaggerating a little bit. Maybe I'm not; to my boss, any loss of money is not good. #18 was never re-rented out, and it has been cleaned yet uninhabited for the last few weeks. Oops. No problem. We didn't have a problem finding someone to rent it to. My biggest thing is that I hope he/she doesn't turn out to be one of those nutcases that wears a mop on his head for kicks or gets drunk and makes everyone else's life miserable. Like I always say, there's always some drama going on in my building. Always. Now to today... my friend Dan Abbott had a doctor's appointment today, so I filled in for him over at M&M's for a few hours. I was feeling really good about this. I'd make some money, so I wouldn't have to cringe that much every time I see that $143 I spent for my new laptop hard drive. So I get there

Wtf People
Who's stupid idea was it to let people put auto music players in your comments? Thats the dumbest damn thing and one of the most annoying things to place on someones profile. One could be ok if the song thats playing is of interest to the member you are giving it to. But holy tap dancing Jebus, 3 or more in a profile? Hard to hear whats playing and its just noise. My 2 cents...

Nothing Gold Can Stay
**This Is Such A Beautiful Poem, I Just Had To Share It With Everyone... Nothing Gold Can Stay by Robert Lee Frost Nature's first green is gold, Her hardest hue to hold. Her early leaf's a flower; But only so an hour. Then leaf subsides to leaf. So Eden sank to grief, So dawn goes down to day. Nothing gold can stay.

Cherry Tap
Hey guys, just a friendly shout out from yours truly. Whenever I message you...comment on your profile...etc... It is not to initiate a conversation that will inevitably lead to cybering or anything else. I only want to talk with you, to get to know you, to make friends. I can understand that half of the people on CT are here for one reason and one reason alone. But, please do not misunderstand "everyone's" intentions... Just a little food for thought.

Anyone Want To Chat With Me?
Okay. Well if anyone want to chat with me more. I know that I am not going to be on cherrytap much but if you wanna chat with me, you can text me. Text "AsianLotus" to 35777 . Or if you prefer http://www.livemobilelink.com/asianlotus . I have another picture of me on there. I look forward to hearing from all of you! Wink. ;)

Unnamed 1
As i look into your eyes i can see we were meant to be together holding each other all through the night And as the years go by, i will always be by your side when your standing tall or even when you fall i'll be by your side till the day i die All i want in my life is to have you as my WIFE to have you in my life is a dream come true every night it wold be me and you with your beautiful eyes i could never tell you a lie so when i say I LOVE YOU every word is true...

Chapter 26 { The Invisibel Man
XXVI. THE WICKSTEED MURDER The Invisible Man seems to have rushed out of Kemp's house in a state of blind fury. A little child playing near Kemp's gateway was violently caught up and thrown aside, so that its ankle was broken, and thereafter for some hours the Invisible Man passed out of human perceptions. No one knows where he went nor what he did. But one can imagine him hurrying through the hot June forenoon, up the hill and on to the open downland behind Port Burdock, raging and despairing at his intolerable fate, and sheltering at last, heated and weary, amid the thickets of Hintondean, to piece together again his shattered schemes against his species. That seems to most probable refuge for him, for there it was he re-asserted himself in a grimly tragical manner about two in the afternoon. One wonders what his state of mind may have been during that time, and what plans he devised. No doubt he was almost ecstatically exasperated by Kemp's treachery, and though we may be able

Comments On The Book By H.g.wells { The Invisibel Man
thats was the end of the chapter, book by h.g.wells. i have been a fan of the this book, for some time i hope you will enjoy the full story, as much i have. Regards ProfessorLekraft

Chapter 3 { The Lost World
Chapter III: He is a Perfectly Impossible Person My friend's fear or hope was not destined to be realized. When I called on Wednesday there was a letter with the West Kensington postmark upon it, and my name scrawled across the envelope in a handwriting which looked like a barbed-wire railing. The contents were as follows:-- "Enmore Park, W. "Sir,--I have duly received your note, in which you claim to endorse my views, although I am not aware that they are dependent upon endorsement either from you or anyone else. You have ventured to use the word `speculation' with regard to my statement upon the subject of Darwinism, and I would call your attention to the fact that such a word in such a connection is offensive to a degree. The context convinces me, however, that you have sinned rather through ignorance and tactlessness than through malice, so I am content to pass the matter by. You quote an isolated sentence from my lecture, and appear to have some difficulty in understandin

Hi!
Just joined the site and already had a few ppl say hey. I'm just on here to have fun and make friends. I am currently unemployed. Once again I called in one too many times because I suffer from Mirgraine. 3 jobs in 2 yrs. Oh well, next. I was born n bred in the bluegrass state. I am very open and have a sarcastic sense of humor. So stop in and say hi.

Love's Lucid Memory
The pain comes once so often, never to sustain thru the night... Yet, enough of time it takes up to throw my views askew. Would I- If I could remove the stain of love that marks me from a life once known? No, I would not...The stain is more of an assurance that, that love once existed and is a testimony to the dream that feels hazy at best at times.... Like Photos from events in your life you wish to look at when alone in the moments of space between the dream and wake...I must not only respect and pay honor to choices and times past but also - lay them aside to attend to the life I lead in this realm...

Love?
So many questions in life but never answered. but why? why no answer? i'm confused isn't that what lifes about. dont you live to figure out why you were put into this world to do.well thats how i was raised. so why all the unanswered ?'s espesilly the question about love. Whats love? is there love or is it just a theroy that everybody thinks they feel but dont really know. well i have answered it so if you ever ask me i well responed this: love is pure. yes love is real it is not just a theroy its something that comes from the heart and it always unexected and you dont get to choose who. At times you get really confused but believe me its so worth it at the end. love is so simple but we make it so painful. love is paicient. love is kind. love is... love is something that makes you dream and realise that you were put on this earth to suceed...love has many ways of making you feel full that sounds funny but i meant like when you eat alot and your so full that you cant even move. well tha

Weird Funny Place Names
Weird funny place names Would you like to live here? These are names of actual locations: Arsoli (Lazio, Italy) Bastard (Norway) Beaver (Oklahoma, USA) Beaver Head (Idaho, USA) Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK) Chinaman's Knob (Australia) Climax (Colorado, USA) Cunt (Spain) Cunter (Switzerland) Dikshit (India) Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada) Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border) Dongo (Congo - Democratic Republic) Effin (Limerick, Ireland) Fuku (Shensi, China) Fukue (Honshu, Japan) Fukui (Honshu, Japan) Fukum (Yemen) Hold With Hope (Greenland) Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA) Lickey End (West Midlands, UK) Little Dix Village (West Indies) Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland) Middle Intercourse Island (Australia) Muff (Northern Ireland) Nobber (Donegal, Ireland) Pis Pis River (Nicaragua) Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines) Seymen (Turkey) Shafter (California, USA) Shag Island (Indian Ocean) Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK) Tittybong (Australia) Tong Fuk (Japan) T

What Color Do You Need ?
You Need Some Orange in Your Life Orange will make you feel open, lively, and artistic. And with a little orange, you will project an aura of friendliness. If you want bolder experiences, you've got to get a little orange in your life! For extra punch: Combine orange with red or yellow The downside of orange: It's too powerful and unusual for some people to deal with The consequences of more orange in your life: You will become more creative in almost every aspect of your life You will find humor in the most serious and dismal situations You will feel like life is exciting, even when you're doing ordinary things What Color Do You Need?

Raining Again
it started out as a storm warning then tornado watch and finally it rained. thunder and lighning everywhere. made sleeping a little rough but i managed to get some. So i hope everyone has great weather today and enjoys the day and the weekend hugs dawn

Chapter 4 { The Lost World
Chapter IV: It's Just the very Biggest Thing in the World Hardly was it shut when Mrs. Challenger darted out from the dining-room. The small woman was in a furious temper. She barred her husband's way like an enraged chicken in front of a bulldog. It was evident that she had seen my exit, but had not observed my return. "You brute, George!" she screamed. "You've hurt that nice young man." He jerked backwards with his thumb. "Here he is, safe and sound behind me." She was confused, but not unduly so. "I am so sorry, I didn't see you." "I assure you, madam, that it is all right." "He has marked your poor face! Oh, George, what a brute you are! Nothing but scandals from one end of the week to the other. Everyone hating and making fun of you. You've finished my patience. This ends it." "Dirty linen," he rumbled. "It's not a secret," she cried. "Do you suppose that the whole street--the whole of London, for that matter---- Get away, Austin, we don't want you he

"the Wall Around My Heart "
I have a wall you can not see Because it's deep inside of me. It blocks my heart on every side. And helps emotions there to hide. You can't reach in, You can't reach out. You wonder what it's all about. The wall I build you cannot see Results form insecurity. Each time my tender heart was hurt The scars within grew worse and worse. So stone by stone I built a wall that's now so thick it will not fall. Please understand that it's not you, Continue trying to break through. I want so much to show myself, And love from you will really help. So bit by bit Chip at my wall, Til stone by stone it starts to fall. I know the process will be slow, It's never easy to let go Of hurts and failures long ingrained Upon one's heart from years of pain. I'm so affraid To let you in I know I might get hurt again. I try so hard to break the wall, But seem to get nowhere at all. For stone upon each stone I've stacked, And left between t

Chuck Norris Vs Abraham Lincoln
Alright, so we all know that Chuck Norris is the modern day difinitive answer to all things ninja-esque. However, Abraham Lincoln, in his prime, would kick the ever loving shit out of Chuck Norris. I am not alone in this thinking as most people in my vent happen to agree.

A Loss Of Feelings
A loss of feelings Your a nice girl you said as you walk away your sweet and kind and then you mumble did I mention I still don't like you why must you be so isolated? why must your feelings hide? it's like you wanted nothing to do with me after all these years and still you want to be isolated? you're my friend.. or so I thought well there goes our long talks about everything there goes the smiles we shared all for you to say what you had to say What do you mean you don't like me? what is that supposed to mean? I'm always nice to you or anyone for a fact and then you throw this in my face.... who do you think you are? your just a guy I've know for 5 years thats all thats how I want to think of you for now on your name has no meaning to me anymore we're not friends any more I never wanted you to like me like me just like me enough to be your friend my friends said do become close friends with a guy they'll just hurt you and I said

Forever Emotionless
forever emotionless we've met before yet that remembrance is gone I see you once in a while your know in that graveyard of doom where you left me in the rain I'm just a girl what more did you want? I cant give a free passage to heaven if thats what you want I have love which no one sees I believe in love at first sight yet I haven't found mine yet no one's perfect enough no one has that smile that makes me melt nor that personality to die for naw they never do, they'll talk to you for awhile yet it's never true my words are mixed with love but hate also I fear nothing yet I fear everything no one to shield me from fears yet no one to place these fears why must I tell you my thoughts? you just read it and leave no sign of emotion leaves you you'll be forever emotionless Author notes Written October 27th, 2003

I Will Be There... For You Honey! (by Phil Keaggy)
I will be there when you cry, I will be there when you need me, I will be there when you fall, I will be there all the time. There's a road stretching out And it leads to your desired haven. Don't look back and don't you fear Cause I'll be there. I will be there when you cry, I will be there when you need me, I will be there when you fall, I will be there all the time. When you feel like giving up And you fall on your knees in desperation There's a strength beyond compare Cause I'll be there. You can believe it's true, cause I'll be there I'll never leave or desert you Through trials and temptations, oh I will be there, I'll be there through the darkness, just call me. Your every heartbeat, well I give to you And every breath you breath I give to you And when you're weary and you can't go on Just look up anywhere Cause I'll be there. I'll be there. I will be there, I will be there Every time you need me. When you fall, when you fall, and I'll pick

King Of Ct Contest
http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=877010&albumid=382701&i=3958529643 Follow the link above,comment and vote,please i need all the help i can get,im losin my butt right now,if ya have some extra time please stop by and help me out,all bombers welcome lol

My Drinking Problem
Here's the deal Kids... I have quit one addiction( smoking) and now its time to quit my other one(soda). This is the hardest one to quit. Anyone else out there ever try to quit drinking soda? Can I get a Cheering section out there?

The Story Behind My Tattoos... And What All I Got...
Tales of an ink slingin' okie... I'm bored and I want to talk tattoos. I decided to list all that I have tattooed on me and the reasons why I have them... 1. Blue skull with pink and black polka dotted bow on my forearm. This was for my daughter. 2. hot pink and black nautical star on my arm. Who doesn't have a nautical star tattoo? 3. blue swallow on arm. It's cute and new school in flavor. Kind of graffiti style. 4. Blue and purple anchor on arm. I love anchor tattoos. I have a bunch of them. 5. Dagger and rose. I like defiling pretty things. And it's pretty! 6. Hello Kitty face on my outer wrist. I love Hello Kitty. 7. Ryleigh on my forearm. It's my kids name. 8. angel on inner wrist. I found these from a local artist and had to have them. 9. devil girl on inner wrist. got the angel and devil the same day. 10 & 11. old school anchors with "hold fast". They're on the tops of my feet. 12. Finger tatts. "Love sick" Love sick blues is my favorti

Phenomenal Woman
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies I'm not cute or built to suit a model's fashion size But when I start to tell them They think I'm telling lies. I say It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips The stride of my steps The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally Phenomenal woman That's me. I walk into a room Just as cool as you please And to a man The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees Then they swarm around me A hive of honey bees. I say It's the fire in my eyes And the flash of my teeth The swing of my waist And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally Phenomenal woman That's me. Men themselves have wondered What they see in me They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them They say they still can't see. I say It's in the arch of my back The sun of my smile The ride of my breasts The grace of my style. I'm a woman Phenomenally Phenomenal

Public Annoyance
You know what I dont understand? How females can walk out into public with half their ass hanging out and think it is hot. I make sure Im covered when I go out in public. Or how come they think its hot to wear shirts with their boobs hanging out. Come on wheres the dignity now a days. And how can a parent let their 5 year old daughter wear make up and slutty cloths. What are they teaching thier children. Also why do parents let guys grab themselves, especially in public? People scare me now a days.

First Blog
My best friend Krystal has been trying to get me on CT forever now, so here I finally am. I have one pic up, but to be honest its a couple years old, give me time and I'll have new pics up. I had gastric bypass surgery Jan. 10th, 2007, so I do look slightly different from the pic of me in the photo, but my attitude is still the same, and if ya don't like my attitude, thats your problem, cause I'm not changing for anyone........anyways thats my first blog LOL laters

What Cusswords Really Mean
WHAT CUSSWORDS REALLY MEAN!! Body: What Cuss Words Really Mean... Body: what cusswords really mean!!!!!!!!! you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?" and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "shit" and billy said "Dad, whats shit" And then his dad says "Well billy, shit is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fuck?

How Many Of You Know Our National Anthem -- All Four Stanzas.
"I have a weakness -- I am crazy, absolutely nuts, about our national anthem. The words are difficult and the tune is almost impossible; but frequently when I'm taking a shower, I sing it with as much power and emotion as I can. It shakes me up every time." *********************************** NO REFUGE COULD SAVE: by Dr. Isaac Asimov I was once asked to speak at a luncheon. Taking my life in my hands, I announced I was going to sing our national anthem -- all four stanzas. This was greeted with loud groans. One man closed the door to the kitchen, where the noise of dishes and cutlery was loud and distracting. "Thanks, Herb," I said. "That's all right," he said. "It was at the request of the kitchen staff." I explained the background of the anthem and then sang all four stanzas. Let me tell you, those people had never heard it before -- or had never really listened. I got a standing ovation. But it was not me; it was the anthem. More recently, while conducting a s

Thank You All For Visiting My Profile And Ur Sweet Comment.
lately i couldn't log on or even open the tap site, so all who stopped by and gave me a comment i thank you a lot and a big hug and kissessss to all of you there, wish every one had a rocking weekend:P.

Him
There's someone special in my life Who dosen't know i care I wish i could let him know it But let it show, I wouldn't dare. I don't want to even risk it I don't want to even try For if he knew i felt this way I'd feel insecure and shy. I never thought I'd feel this way I never thought I'd care There's something in that smile of his That makes me stop and stare. How can i tell if he likes me? Will he ever look my way? I'll keep my feelings hidden for now And save them for another day.

Taco Bell
when a couple has 2 computers it can go horribly wrong amanda says: im hungry william says: me too amanda says: i love you amanda says: if you only show me william says: let me get ready for my journey into the unknown william says: taco bell? amanda says: hm amanda says: belly amanda says: ow william says: nachos amanda says: no william says: wet burrito from caso ole amanda says: tacos william says: wet amanda says: you want my wet taco william says: i want to put my beef burrito in you wet taco so we can have a combo platter amanda says: i have a feeling this is gonna be bad amanda says: good job william says: i'll hold the sour cream amanda says: yucky amanda says: this sounds nasty amanda says: i want chicken william says: yeah hopefully since i haven't bathed there won't be any guacamole amanda says: i almost threw up william says: sorry william says: let me go leave some black olives in the bathroom then i'll run for the bord

Dj Dark Soul Ropeman Radio
Get your own glitter and more at BlingyBlob.com JUST CLICK THE PIC. (repost of original by '¢¼ CRAZY BITCH ¢¼ ¢¾ (DJ Lost Souls) ¢¾ GROW ROOMS CO-OWNER' on '2007-06-10 18:10:23') (repost of original by 'DJ Dark Soul~*~ AKA: Fates Fool ~*~Shattered Soul~*~' on '2007-06-10 18:35:07') (repost of original by '§adistic Lìght~Ånarchy §kulls Mistress' on '2007-06-10 19:00:19') (repost of original by 'DJ Dark Soul~*~ AKA: Fates Fool ~*~Shattered Soul~*~' on '2007-06-10 19:17:35') (repost of original by '¤Fålleñ Añgël¤..of thE GraVeYard GirLs.~Graveyard Family~' on '2007-06-10 19:23:50')

Sad Poem
sad poem Current mood: crushed you said you wouldn't hurt me but you did. you promised me you love me bu you don't you promised m you wouldn't mak me cry. buy you did. you said i was your whole world . was that a lie? you made me laugh.was that just part of your plan? you wanted me as your wife. so does everyone else. you lefted with out a word. i gave you my heart, now it is bleeding i gave you my love,now it is gone i hurt you ones , witch i am sorry for i made you laugh , so happy were we i kissed you so , evn though i know your sad, i love you so ,but you are gone i am soo sorry for being this way i am so sorry for telling you to go away if i cold change this i would but you are gone gone away from me my heart is shatted my mind is lost my eyes can see the pretty colors around my soul is gone. its just me alone in the dark

What Your Favorite Color Blue Says About You?
table width="350" align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"> What Your Favorite Color Blue Says About You: Emotional --- Affected --- Sensitive Peaceful --- Tranquil --- Connected Spiritual --- Experimental --- Deep What Does Your Favorite Color Say About You?

11 June 2007...damn Lol
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Monday, June 11: Wear your favorite underwear today. You'll need the boost when rejection comes your way -- and yes, it's headed in your direction. But, don't let the impending crises hold you back from tossing your ego into the ring.

Ugh!
I just don't get it i really don't... And i am guessin i never will.. Men say women are so confusing, well i find it to be the other way around, a man can be so nice to you when he "Wants" something, and then BAM right after hes in his own world, and sorta forgets you.. its pissin me off to no end.. I mean damn, this is the 1st weekend in 2 years no kids.. and he wants to go to his friends and hang out> rather then spend time alone with me and fuck like rabbits or hold one another or what have you, its pissin me off, cause there are so many others out there that call me and wish they were with me, and say that ima too good for him, and ya know what.. there right i am !!! But it don't stop me from loving him, and wanting only him in that way! But.. geezus what is a chick to do! No kids + no sex = Pissed off wendy

This Is So Funny
Ok here I am rating stash and I get a message saying your rating to fast so I go and do some others and go back to the stash that said I was to fast and it said this: your blocked from rating for 10 minutes so flooded our servers. That is so funny because it don't matter how fast you go the only way you can flood a server is by adding to much crap to your url..... BABY JESUS GET A LIFE YOU MAKE ME LAUGH.

You Learn.....comes The Dawn
"After awhile, you learn the subtle difference between holding hands and chaining a soul. And you learn love doesn't mean leaning and company doesn't mean security. And you learn that kisses aren't contracts, and presents aren't promises....After awhile you begin to accept your defeats with your head held high and your eyes wide open, with the grace of a woman, not the grief of a child. And you learn to build your roads on today, because tomorrow's ground is too uncertain for plans, and futures have a way of falling down in mid-flight. After awhile you learn that even sunshine burns if you get too much. So plant your own garden, and decorate your soul instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. And you learn you can really endure.... That you really are strong, and you really have worth. And you learn and learn..... With every goodbye you learn."

My Song
This circus is falling down on its knees The big top is crumbling down It's raining in baltimore fifty miles east Where you should be, no one's around I need a phone call I need a raincoat I need a big love I need a phone call These train conversations are passing me by And i don't have nothing to say You get what you pay for But i just had no intention of living this way I need a phone call I need a plane ride I need a sunburn I need a raincoat And i get no answers And i don't get no change It's raining in baltimore, baby But everything else is the same There's things i remember and things i forget I miss you i guess that i should Three thousand five hundred miles away But what would you change if you could? I need a phone call maybe i should buy a new car I can always hear a freight train if i listen real hard And i wish it was a small world Because i'm lonely for the big towns I'd like to hear a little guitar I think it's time to put the top down I need

Love
I write this only out of anger at the moment. A man that I am in love with and have been seeing for almost 2 years now, is on here also. I found out about it and decided to set my own up as well. I see the women that are on his page and one in particular disturbs me more than the others. He'll know the one I'm refering to. So my question is, is it okay to be on sites and chatting with people of the opposite sex while you are in a relationship with someone else? Is it okay to give out your email address and phone number as well? I love this man, but am greatly disturbed by this. So what do I do? Turn a blind eye, do nothing, confront him with it, or ??? Is it wrong to want to be with someone, be in love with them and expect them to not interact with people of the opposite sex as well?

Military Gay Bomb Project
Military Gay Bomb Project Even Less Successful Than Controversial 'Soy Bomb' As if further proof was needed that the military was taking most of its strategic cues from shitty ’80s comedies and possibly Electric Six songs, Air Force records recently uncovered by Berkeley’s Sunshine Project reveal the existence of a project dedicated to developing a weapon that will turn our enemies gay, and irresistible. “The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soldiers to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistibly attracted to one another,” Hammond said after reviewing the documents. A modern-day Manhattan Project, if a slightly-smaller scale. The Chelsea Project, perhaps. The military abandoned the project after initial tests revealed no change in subjects except the urge to get $400 haircuts.

Penis Biter
JAKARTA, Indonesia. (Unknown) - Police have been looking for the Penis Biter for almost two years. During this time, at least five young schoolboys were the victim of the penis biter. The Penis Biter is actually a man who dresses as a woman. He was arrested at a bus terminal in Kupang on the western half of Timor Island when his latest victim, a bus driver, screamed in pain after his penis was bitten by the man.

If
If the language of love is UN-ending then why am I so lost for words? if there is reason and rhyme in poetry then why can't I simply be heard? If the heart knows no boundaries in loving and the soul nows how to find its own twin, then how come my heart and my soul are alone and I feel so much emptiness within? If your eyes can seek out so much beauty and your senses can evolve everyday, then why are my eyes and my senses so weak and why do they control me this way? I try everyday to be strong Love and I pray every night for your smile, If I ache every moment that we are apart then I wonder if this has all been worth while. How much longer must I ache for your presence? How many hours must I long for your touch? And how many times must I whisper these words "My Darling I miss you so much."

One More For The Cherry Bar Tappers,
You all have a great day :) Man Pisses in a Shot Glass A guy is in a bar with a bunch of his friends. After a while of shooting pool and drinking, he whispers something to his friends. A few minutes later he walks over to the bartender and asks for a shot of tequila. After he takes the shot he says to the bartender,'' I'd like to make a bet with you.'' The bartender replies, ''Sure I'm in a betting mood.'' So the man bets the bartender $1,000 that he can piss in the shot glass placed all the way across the room and fill it up and not spill a drop. The bartender says, ''I'll take that bet.'' So the man walks to the other side of the room and places the shot glass down. He goes back to the bartender and starts pissing. He doesn't even get a drop in. He pisses all over the place. In the bartender's face, all over the barstools and everything. After he was done pissing, the bartender laughed and said, ''You owe me $1,000.'' The man paid the money with a big smile o

Vic Giveaway Contest..
I have entered my first contest.. the prize is a one month free vic.. anyone else wanting to enter.. visit Heavnessence.. link below.. info is in her blog.. Heavnessence( GIVING A VIC.. SEE MY BLOG)@ CherryTAP

Its More Than Words Can Say Baby.
I have had many love interests before, But with you I have no knowledge of what's in store. I had no idea that we would become this attached, but to my dismay. You mean more to me than words can say. I never ever will want to be with someone other than you. Our love means more to me than words can speak of true. With this, our love, I want it all to stand still, to stay. You mean more to me than words can say. All I want to do is to be near you all of the time. I think of you at the hour the clock always rings a chime. I wan to see you all seconds of the day. You mean more to me than words can say. My heart melts when you say three little words. They are, "I Love You!" I wonder if they are carried by birds. But as always these words stay true up to this day, You really do mean to me than words can say.

The 1995 Vintage, Part 2
The Bastard negotiates around 'budget constraints'... So I'm at my first budget meeting of the month, which has one and ONLY one purpose - to increase the size of our modem pool by 10 modems. Small potatoes on the budgetry scale, but it does set a precedent for future meetings, a fact which is never overlooked. Normally I'd get about a quarter of whatever I ask for (due to 'budget constraints' - ie the technical managers want the latest flashy status-symbol toys), however today I'm feeling lucky for some reason. "Well, I still don't see what the problem is," Technical Manager One says. "It's not as if the modems are used 24 hours a day!" "No," I say, "But at peak times they are 100 per cent utilised causing us problems." "Perhaps our staff should be educated in modem use?" Tech One says smarmily. The other Tech Managers fall into line with this statement with lapdog-like nods. Time to play the ace up my sleeve. "Yes, education is an answer, howeve

The 1996 Vintage, Part 2
The Bastard experiences his very own Black Wednesday ... It's a fateful Wednesday when I'm called into the boss's office for some important news. Present are a technical manager and the department's personnel manager. A collection of three like-minded peers one might say - or five, if we were to count the paperweight and rubbish bin, which do more work and provide far more value for money to the company. "We've, err ... decided not to renew your contract", the boss blurts out after a couple of seconds of tense silence. The technical manager and personnel manager have suddenly found interesting things to look at on the roof and floor. Meantime the boss, by the looks of it, is making an attempt at the world mass-sweating award. He's expecting the worst, so I let him have it. "Okay", I say quietly. "I leave four weeks from tomorrow, I believe". "Ah, well, we've decided to pay you off for the last four weeks of your contract", the boss fawns. "In fact, you

The 1996 Vintage, Part 3
The Bastard sets about averting a company takeover bid ... I'm barely into work when the boss and CEO crash the door, looking worried. "We're in trouble," the boss says. "We're being taken over," the CEO interrupts, slipping past the boss. "Why tell me?" I enquire, innocence oozing. "Because you have a way of 'fixing' things ..." the boss hints. "Routers?" I respond, all innocence. "No. You know what I mean!" "Networks!" I cry, happily. The CEO starts getting agitated so I put him out of our collective misery. "OK, who is it?" He spits out the name of our hated rival. Later, behind closed doors, the PFY and I form a plan, then invite the boss et al back again. "Step One: Fire the PFY!" "How? Why?" the boss blurts. "Embezzling something." "If that were grounds for dismissal, you would've been ..." A stony gaze at the boss silences him and I continue. "Step Two: I have lunch with one of their network guys

The 1996 Vintage, Part 6
Fear of a compulsory team-building weekend spurs the BOFH into his own style of teamwork ... I'm experimenting with some infra-red remote reboot hardware when the pimply-faced-youth wanders in. "Who's that?" he asks, pointing at some besuited individual in the next office. The face seems vaguely familiar, then the ball drops ... "Something to do with personnel," I reply. "One of those huggy-feely types into team-building and customer expectation, if I remember rightly." "Our customers already know what to expect!" "Yes. That could be the problem ..." "The boss is being a bit brown-nosey," the PFY observes, as the boss welcomes Mr Huggy. "Yes, and judging by the crawl-factor, I'd say he's been got at from above ..." Two hours later the PFY sprints in. "There's something you should know," he says. "What? You've not been eavesdropping on the boss have you?" "No, just checking the connectivity of his spare UTP lines. True, the test

The 1997 Vintage, Limited Edition Part 1
The Bastard Operator from Hell 1997 Limited Release, Part One Hello Reader, In this, the limited release of the first part of the 1997 Bastard Operator from Hell, you'll notice the point/counterpoint that only an artiste (albeit a piss-artiste) like Travaglia can provide. Notice the hint of blood-crimson at the side of the characters which could almost be mistaken for a badly aligned red-gun in your monitor. But we know better, don't we? Of course we do, we're much better than that. We're experienced (In a Jean Paul Satre way, and not a Linda Lovelace manner). We know what the artist is trying to say - the hint of personal reflection bundled in a pint sized bag of joy! Mean much to you?Me neither. Onward! Just how do you get round that tricky visit from the auditors? The BOFH has a few ideas ... Things aren't good. The board of directors is after blood. Nothing's been said yet, but everyone in the building knows what a visit from the auditors means..

The 1997 Vintage, Limited Edition Part 3
It really hits the fan as the tables turn inside the walls of Computer Centrale ... Things are getting worse and worse in Computer Centrale. It looks as if a career change could be in the wind. I get summoned into the boss's office to answer a complaint about my 'attitude'... To make things 'fair' the Boss arranges for the head of personnel (his friend and my mortal opponent), to attend as a witness. Although I have, on occasion, had the odd difference of opinion with him, I depend on his professionalism. I'm sure he really just wants to bury the hatchet, which is why I'll make a point of not turning my back... "Simon," the Boss begins, "we have a formal complaint about you from one of the new system programmers. He claims that you are being unnecessarily offensive to him." "I'm afraid I haven't the faintest idea what you're talking about." "He claims that you told him to do something with your faeces." "I beg your pardon?" I reply, shocked. "There must be some mistake. The last time I

The 1997 Vintage, Limited Edition Part 5
The Bastard Operator from Hell 1997 Limited Release, Part Two Hello Reader, In this, the even more limited release of the second part of the 1997 Bastard Operator from Hell, we have to ask the question, who taught this guy to use VI? Not his mother obviously, that's a dead giveaway. Perhaps we'll never know... The PFY scores top marks in the all important 'how to be a Bastard Operator From Hell' test ... "I don't think you realise who I am." The PFY pauses for a minute. "Hmm...Carter, accounts. Room 402, extension 6473, date of birth June 22, 1963. Married, one child - not yours. A cider drinker. Drive a red Volvo with a faulty rear light and collect beer coasters. Your password is...ahhhhmmm." "Something to do with fish," I hint. "Driftnet," the PFY cries. "Excellent," I respond, turning to our latest visitor. "Can I have a sports question please?" "But...I..." "No, sports," I reply firmly. While our user wand

This Is So True...everyone Please Read!
Digging in your heels can be momentarily satisfying, but that feeling will pass. So hold your ground if you must. Just keep in mind that new information may totally change your point of view very soon. WOW THIS IS SO TRUE...ESPECIALLY BEING THAT I JUST FOUND OUT I'M EVIDENTLY PLAYING THE GAME ALL WRONG! LMFAO!

Perfect Boyfriend
awwwww...I thought this was kinda cute ^ ^ Every girl dream since they were a little girl is that one day she will find a guy that does these things for her. even the smallest action can have the BIGGEST impact in someones life. he does these ones:: • give her one of your t-shirts to sleep in. • leave her cute text notes. • tell her she looks beautiful. • look into her eyes when you talk to her. • let her mess with your hair. • touch her hair. • just walk around with her. • FORGIVE her for her MISTAKES. • look at her like she's the only girl you see. • tickle her even when she says stop. • when she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her. • let her fall asleep in your arms. • get her mad, then kiss her. • stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything • tease her and let her tease you back. • stay up all night with her when she's sick. • watch her favorite movie with her. • give her the world. • let her wear your clothes. • when she's sad, han

What If
it's too early to be thinking like this. i do not want to live my life thinking "what if" all the damn time. things happen for a reason and if you never take the opportunities put in front of you then how are you ever going to know what your life could have been. life is way too short to play it safe. for example...if you are involved with someone and another person sweeps you off your feet....should you say no to them even though what you feel is like nothing else?? sure you are involved...BUT WHAT IF....what if that other person is your soul mate....or will make you happy for the rest of your life and treat you like royalty. i mean...what if....you would never know unless you took a chance. What if you were offered another job in a different state but you don't want to move because of family and friends....it could be your dream job and you can have everything you ever wanted and be happy....but you choose to stay where you are and struggle....why not take a risk?? i guess i'm just s

Things That Piss Me Off, Volume Vi
woke up pissed off this morning so I couldn't wait until later to post...... 31.) Teenagers in the mall. Maybe it's just me, but when I go to the mall, I go to shop. I even window shop at times. The point is, I go there to do what I have to do. There is nothing more irritating to me than a group of fucking teenagers standing in the middle of an aisle bullshitting about what's going to happen in school tomorrow. NOBODY GIVES A FUCK YOU SHITHOLE!! Get the fuck out of the aisle, stop blocking people from walking by. You want to hang out, go to the movies, the food court, or the fucking arcade. You will learn later on in life, it is easy to shop and bullshit at the same time. I swear to God, they make me want to take a baseball bat, or a fucking machete to the mall with me and just go apeshit. Some of us go there when we are in a hurry and have to get something. I used to hang at the mall in my younger years, and I always wondered why people got pissed at us hanging around.

Astral Projection
(Taken from Leaving The Body: A Complete Guide to Astral Projection, D. Scott Rogo, Prentice Hall Press) One of the chief barriers people learning to project face is fear. Many are afraid that they may die, or be harmed in some way as a result of their projection. Nothing could be farther from the truth. The Canterbury Institute, renowned for its occult studies, executed an experiment in projection involving over 2,000 people. None of them were hurt in any way by this, and now, three years later, none have complained of any newly arising problems. Once you are aware that you cannot be harmed by projecting, you should begin Monroe's techniques, step by step. Step one: Relax the body. According to Monroe, "the ability to relax is the first prerequisite, perhaps even the first step itself" to having an OBE. (out of body experience) This includes both physical and mental relaxation. Monroe does not suggest a method of attaining this relaxation, although Progress

Stripping Fitness Routine
Stripping your way into shape By Daisy Carrington, amNewYork Deputy Features Editor daisy.carrington@am-ny.com Posted June 12 2007, 5:21 PM EDT Are you just jonesing for rock-hard abs? I know I am, but that chocolate cake keeps getting in the way. If you're ready to finally dedicate yourself to acquiring the killer bod you've always dreamed of, you might want to start by asking a professional how it's done … a professional stripper that is. While Kim Domke isn't a stripper herself (rather, she's a trainer at Smart Workout, a gym in midtown), she knows the moves these hardworking women use to get in shape. "Pole-dancing unleashes your inner sexy," she says. "It's also the best combination of body toning, body strengthening, dancing, balance and fun." We bet it is! Below is a workout for the ladies, and the any adventurous men out there. Ab roll-ups Lie down on your back with your legs straight out and your hands placed under your butt. Keeping your lower ba

Health Care Plans
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. "Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?" The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture." "Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman. As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?" Again the doctor spoke very calmly: "Same illness, better health plan."

My Fav Lyrics
Modern English -(Ill stop the world and melt with you) Moving forward using all my breath Making love to you was never second best I saw the world crashing all around your face Never really knowing it was always... mesh and lace I'll stop the world and melt with you You've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time And there's nothing you and I won't do I'll stop the world and melt with you (We should know better) Dream of better lives the kind which never hate (We should see) Trapped in a state of imaginary grace (We should know better) I made a pilgrimage to save this human's race (We should see) Never comprehending a race that's long gone by (Let's stop the world) I'll stop the world and melt with you (Let's stop the world) You've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time And there's nothing you and I won't do (Let's stop the world) I'll stop the world and melt with you The future's open wide I'll stop th

Lol!
This one is amazing... word is Kevin Federline's ex, Shar Jackson, is pregnant with his child. That would make three kids they have together and a whopping five kids for Kevin. A close friend of Shar's tells Star magazine, "Shar told me, 'I'm pregnant, I just know it. I know when I have a baby inside of me!'" Shar says she was about three weeks gone, because that was the last time she slept with Kevin..." The friend added that Shar got a positive result from a home pregnancy test, which was confirmed by a visit to her gyne- cologist a few days later; currently she's about 6 weeks along.

Project Ma Or Should I Say Project Chick
Project ma or should I say Project chick Your change in attitude is making me sick Every time you talk all I hear is lies Do you even care about the tears in my eyes I changed my life just for you What ever happened to me I always seen you through Now that you are over your hump Your path is finally clear At one time I was beside you Now I am barely near You do not trust yourself Not even your own word You rely on others to make your decisions Your own thoughts are left unheard You say that you want your own space How could that be true For serveral years you were with someone Who did not give a damn about you I picked you up from the ground Wiped away all your tears For the first time in your life You did not have to worry about your fears Now that I think back Even when I was alone I came to you a honest man Yet you use me as your stepping stone You constantly listen to the words That come out of your mo

Loneliness
Loneliness, you come out of nowhere and start telling me lies I start to believe them and think I’m alone But then I realize there no truth in your words So stop and go away You come once again But I don’t listen to your lies Your power over me is fading away Stop now before I make you disappear You have no power over me any more So go find another victim to tell your lies to I know you have found someone else to tell lies to But no matter what I do I cant get you voice out of my head You are constantly whispering in my ear Trying to convince me I’m alone But no matter how hard you try I will never be under your power again I know I’m not alone and never will be So not matter what you do you will always fail For I’m stronger then you and always will be bye JNA

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I'm New Here........
I'm not sure what I'm doing here yet, It will take me a little time to figure out how this site works and what I'm suppposed to be doing...LOL!! I hope everyone that is my fan or friend will bear with me until I get the hang of this site. So far I am having fun, and will have a better profile for everyone to view. Thanks to all the people who are helping me out, and for all the new comments. This is really a cool site, too bad I hadn't heard of it sooner. Starting next week I maybe offline for a couple of weeks. I'm going on a much needed vacation. Once I get back I will be online and having fun with everyone. Again Thank you to all the wonderful people and new friends. TTYL, Take Care & Smile :) ScorpioBabe ~aka~ Louann S.

Mankind
"Even if man's hunger and thirst and his sexual strivings are completely satisfied, 'he' is not satisfied. In contrast to the animal his most compelling problems are not solved then, they only begin. He strives for power or for love, or for destruction, he risks his life for religious, for political, for humanistic ideals, and these strivings are what constitutes and characterizes the peculiarity of human life."

Interviewing
so I had to interview people for a vacancy on my team today... Aurgh.... less than fun, but had to be done... first two thru the door were lost causes...i mean, no skills, nervous as all get out, and personalities like day old sea bass... *makes an assortment of grumpy noises* and then, In walks contestant #3... Nice guy, well dressed, polite to a fault, AND good, solid handshake.... (why is that so important to guys?...hmmm...) ran him thru the basic skills questions... very good so far... asked him some leading things about pressure situations and his responses were good... then i asked one of my fun ones... "What pisses you off?" stopped him cold... for about 3 seconds... then he grinned (very good sign) and said, "You really want to know?" "yes" "stupidity...not ignorance, stupidity..." *He's in....* I let it pass and talked to him about the job a bit and schedules... Just called his recruiter and had him offer the job to him...

Just Had To...
You scored as Downright Dirty, You are downright dirty. You love to be touched and to touch. You love all sorts of kinky shit and tongue is your specialty. :PDownright Dirty88% Passive75% Hopeless Romantic75% Sweet63% Tease63% Whats your kissing style?created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Fun, Your fun fun fun! Please rate my quiz!Fun81% Immature69% Outgoing63% mean56% Shy

Free 'i Stand With Magic' Pin
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Room Service
Erica Daniels was dead tired, and all she wanted was a hot shower and a good nights sleep! A full day of meetings with designers and financial officers had left her totally spent. She always hated coming to New York, not only because of the endless traffic jams, but because it always seemed like every thing was fast, fast, fast with never an opportunity to just take it easy! At least she was in a good hotel with all the amenities, ‘cuz she was going to order room service rather than fight her way through a restaurant crowd. She picked up the phone and dialed eight, in a few second she was being connected with the kitchen where she ordered a Caesar Salad and a hamburger rare. “Twenty minutes,” she replied, “good, I’m famished!” With twenty minutes before her food was to arrive, Erica had just enough time to take her shower, so she stripped off her clothing and started the water running, testing it periodically to see if it was the correct temperature. When she was satisfied that it was,

Faker: 910012
ok this member: http://www.cherrytap.com/user/910012 is using pic's of the real Andi and claiming to be her. Andi has said on myspace that she is not a member of cherrytap nor will she be. Here is some proof in the salutes she (the faker) has up: fake salute photoshopped with REAL one: you can see that on the fake cherrytap salute she cropped off the myspace url. another one:

Most Girls -pink
Most Girls VideoMost Girls lyrics - Pink lyricsPink Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure I never cared too much for love It was all a bunch of mush that I just did not want Paid was the issue of the day If a girlfriend's got some game Couldn't be more fly, gettin paid was everything But I'm not every girl and I don't need that world to validate me Cuz shorty's got a job, shorty's got a car, shorty can pay her own rent Don't wanna dance if it is not in my heart [Chorus:] MOST GIRLS want a man with the bling bling Got my own thing, got the ching ching I just want real love MOST GIRLS want a man with the mean green Don't wanna dance if he can't be everything that I dream of A man that understands real love I was a girl about the floss It was all about the cost, how much he spent on me Seek, for a man who's got the means To be givin you diamond rings It's what every fly girl could want or even dream But I'm not every girl and I don't need no G to take care

Delicious Corn
So I just finished boiling up some delightful corn. . .Don't know what I'm going to do with so much corn but if I'd left it in the fridge any longer I would have had rotton corn. . . Mmmm Corn on the cob is tasty. . . If you want some. . .YOu know tell me cause I have waaaay to much corn

Which Tarot Card Am I?
You are The High Priestess Science, Wisdom, Knowledge, Education. The High Priestess is the card of knowledge, instinctual, supernatural, secret knowledge. She holds scrolls of arcane information that she might, or might not reveal to you. The moon crown on her head as well as the crescent by her foot indicates her willingness to illuminate what you otherwise might not see, reveal the secrets you need to know. The High Priestess is also associated with the moon however and can also indicate change or fluxuation, particularily when it comes to your moods. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.

What I Hate
I hate it when a guy says "I hate games people like to play with others emotions." but then yet they play with someone elses like it's no big deal. what the hell make some damn sence...if you hate those people dont be one. fuck i mean why say something you really dont mean? AND NEVER EVER TELL SOMEONE YOU LOVE THEM WHEN YOURE LIEING!!!! That is the worst thing anyone can do in my book. But whatever.

Why Would Ya Do This
This is sad but true,my wife,Kiss,had all her pics locked down so only friends could see them. Today she created some tags and put them in an album,after that was done 4 of her new pics were flagged and reported nsfw. How fuckin sad is that,a friend,who asked to be her friend,cause she doesnt request anyone, then goes and reports,fucked up aint it? And of course her reaction was not the best,and very warrented if ya ask me,below is the body of text from her blog,so ladies and gents,be very careful who ya let into your friends and absolutely do not allow anyone in family unless you are sure you can trust them. Here is the body of text from my wife , Kiss is Misbehavin's blog: Look its fuckin like this. I put 2 tags in my default album, and one of you assholes--that are my friends yet again, have tagged me NSFW- Soooooooooooooooooo I am moving all album's to family. You will be added one at a time, and then after veiwing them, you will be removed. I Hope you enjoyed yourself---be

** Her Contest Starts Sunday, Still Time To Enter, Plz Repost Ty **
COME ON FOLKS THIS IS HER FIRST CONTEST, LETS SHOW HAVE IT DONE ON CT GET A ENTRY, YOUR FAMILYS AND FRIENDS. LETS PUT THIS PUPPY OVER THE LINE. SHE GOOD PEOPLE. hi there, i'm holding my very first contest which will start 2pm UK time, 9am est, 6am pst tomorrow (Sunday). the theme is "Funniest Photos" and you have to be in the photo :D i have 16 entries so far, i would love to make it to 20 or more contestants :D the 1st prize will be a choice of either a 7 day blast or a months VIC, plus a gift shopping spree, the amount will depend on how many comments you get. the more comments you have, the more cherry bucks i will give you to to spend. other prizes will be available for 2nd and 3rd places, 4th place if i get 20 or more entries. all contestants will get VIC trophies, flashing hearts and CT Kegs just for taking part as well. please see my blog for further information, the rules and a glimpse of who has entered so far to give you ideas on how to make yourself lo

The Things I Do.
Ok so I've been on this site for a couple weeks now.. and well it's a helluva lot better than stupid ass myspace. So whats been going through my mind as I've been sitting here with a migraine on and off for the past couple of days is how many people's pages i've looked at and actually thought they were really ineresting people. I'll admit i've added some just becuase they were hott as hell but they seemed just as interesting. I just hate sending out those gay ass "have a great week/weekend/friday/Monday-tuesday HappyHumpDay Sexy Wet Thristy Thursday comment pictures. It's just sooooooo time consuming trying to find something original that you haven't seen a hundred and one times. Every now and then I will send them out though. I think the best comments come when you actually type them out and just simply say "hey how the fuck are ya?" And yes when people rate my pics I do give them a shout and say Thank You because i was brought up to be polite (as needed) and saying thank you is bein

The 1998 Edition, Part 2
Shape up or face budget cuts ‚ what will the BOFH do? Enlist the help of an ice cream and some digging gear... You can only put off some support for so long, and the directive from on-high is that we've got to go out and press the flesh with the middle management types or we can expect our lack of support to be reflected in this quarter's budget allocation. I cannot allow my junket budget to be tampered with, especially not after the serious cuts I've had to make in recent months due to unnecessary auditor attention. The PFY and I go for the divide and conquer method to meet the userbase. I step lively to complainant number one, a cost manager loosely attached to the beancounters. "I've got some performance problems," he cries forlornly as I roll up. "Yes, I've heard the rumours," I respond, icing up what appears to be a budding relationship between him and his attractive young personal assistant. "But never mind, it happens to the best of you ‚ what about y

Madness
Love is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. And when it subsides you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion. That is just being "in love" which any of us can convince ourselves we are. Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away, and this is both an art and a fortunate accident. Your mother and I had it, we had roots that grew towards each other underground, and when all the pretty blossom had fallen from our branches we found that we were one tree and not two.

The 1998 Edition, Part 8
Hypochondria in the office is all the rage. In fact, rage is all the rage. But when a psychiatrist is called in it's only a means to an end... So I'm destined by fate to have a run-in with the boss. I know it, he knows it, and everything else is just window dressing. It's his fault. He recently took on a secretary who suffers from XXXX disease, i.e. the inability to do anything she doesn't want to on medical grounds. If it isn't RSI it's some version of the 'flu hitherto unknown to medical science. Finally I've had a gutful, so I corner the boss to see what he's going to do about it. The assistant head of personnel is there, purely coincidentally of course. "Well, I'd like to do something about it," he responds, "but the company has fairly strict guidelines on dismissing employees due to medical conditions..." "So she's here to stay?" "Unless there's some disciplinary issue that you'd like to raise?" personnel replies. "Other than she's crap?"

Aftercare (bdsm)
For aftercare in the normal sense of care, treatment, help, or supervision provided after discharge from hospital care, child welfare, prison, or other institutions or forms of care, see those articles or aftercare. In the context of the sexual practice of BDSM, aftercare is the process of attending to an s-type (submissive, slave, bottom, etc) after intense activities of a physical, and/or psychological nature relating to BDSM activities. Aftercare goes above and beyond any possible necessity to treat and/or clean wounds (contusions, abrasions, punctures, lacerations, etc) from bloodplay or other BDSM practices[citation needed]. Though of course these necessities mustn't be overlooked. After an intense "session", an s-type may be incapable of, or have real difficulty, moving without assistance, or communicating their needs clearly, thus requiring another to provide for her/his care (blanket, hydration, cleanup, food, rest, etc)[citation needed]. These experiences can be (and usu

X-men
You scored as Rogue, Rogue is a mutant who formerly possessed the ability to absorb the memories, abilities, personality, and outward physical characteristics of other beings through skin-to-skin contact.Rogue could also tap into the residual psychic energy of those she had imprinted to determine their status and to relive past events from their perspective. Rogue70% Jean Grey60% Kitty pryde40% Storm35% Emma Frost30% Mystique20% What X-Men would you be? (Female Version).created with QuizFarm.com

Being His
This damm near sais it ALL bout how i am, how i feel bout being myMaster's girl, His anything. i am so totally His, so willing to do whatever it takes to please Him, to make His life that much more what He wants it to be if i am even capable of such. i never want to displease Him, never want to bring any form of displeasure to His House/heart regarding His girl in any way, shape, or form. Master i am Yours to do with that which would please You. Your devoted slavegirl, tallyssinae[R]

~he Invades My Dreams Nightly
*dreaming of my arrival at Master's place, * It started in the hallway the minute He unlocked His front door after retrieving me from the bus station, He charged me like He was lost and had seen a desert oasis of sweet wet water like a heavenly mirage Hands under my arms He crashed me through the door face forward, i arched back into Him as He ravaged me in the darkness from behind on the floor As He turned to close the door i gasped for air as i turned over to watch Him close and lock the front door, He turned back to me seeing i had moved over onto my back He flashed that wicked grin of His and topples me back flush to the living room carpet He flippes up my skirt, oddly to His surprise i had no panties on, granting a wish for a erotic and freaky demise grabbing me forcefully He spread open my pussy right after intensely biting me over and over again above my knees on both of my inner thighs Now on the carpet in the darkness i claw at His neck and back ripping His s

17 June 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Sunday, June 17: Be prepared for the underlying source of a befuddling problem -- your irrational fear of clowns. While chewing on a mouthful of gumdrops you'll have a brightly colored vision of a past life as a circus acrobat.

Happy Fathers Day
If roses grow in Heaven, Lord please pick a bunch for us Place them in our loved ones arms And tell them, they're from us Tell them that we love and miss them And when they turn to smile Place a kiss upon their cheek And hold them for awhile Because remembering them is easy We do it everyday But theres an ache within our hearts That will never go away THIS IS FOR FATHERS OVER THE WORLD WHO WILL NOT BE WITH US THIS FATHERS DAY and for those who are with us. HAPPY FATHERS DAY !!!!!

Shower Sex
You're in the shower and you think you're alone when your girlfriend pulls back the curtain and joins you, scaring the shit out of you. She steps into the shower beside you, totally naked. She grabs the soap from you and begins to lather it up all over your body, paying close attention to certain parts of your anatomy, making it grow with need and desire. You take the soap from her and return the favor, paying extra close attention to certain parts of her anatomy, making her moan with need and desire. You pull her under the water to rinse her body off, needing to be inside of her too bad to wait too long. You pull her against you and she wraps her legs around your waist as you slam her back against the wall and thrust into her. She meets your thrusts with her own, making you almost climax. You feel her muscles tense up and squeeze you as her climax gets closer. She digs her nails into your back as she reaches her release, bringing you over the edge with her, the water spraying cold on

Skinny Dipping Anyone???
You're out drinkin with a bunch of friends at the lake and you all decide to go skinny dipping. It's hot and muggy outside and yall figure it would be a good way to cool off. Everyone strips down and heads for the water. You kind of lag behind wanting to get a chance to talk to your best friend's sister alone. You've had the hots for her for as long as you can remember and you're hoping that tonight will be your chance. She grabs your hand and pulls you toward the water, away from everyone else. You follow her into the deep water and she climbs on your lap, your erection poised at her opening. The sensation of her body sheathing you almost brings you over the edge.You hold her still for a moment, not wanting to climax right away. She locks her lips onto yours and starts to move. You thrust into her as she pulls up, making her quiver and moan loudly. She starts to move faster, digging her nails into your back. You thrust harder, making her cry out in ecstacy as she climaxes, bringing yo

Fourwheelin'
You're riding your fourwheeler through the woods with the woman of your dreams sitting behind you. She has her arms wrapped around your waist, holding on tightly, her clasped hands resting on your growing erection. You come to a secluded spot on the trail and you pull off. You kill the engine and pull her around your body and onto your lap. You hungrily lock your lips onto hers, trying to swallow her mouth. She straddles your lap, trying to get her body closer to yours. She starts to thrust her hips against your erection and a moan escapes her mouth. You pull her even closer to you, plastering her body against yours. She continued to thrust her hips against yours, her moans becoming louder and louder. You start pulling her shirt over her head, wanting to get your hands onto her bare flesh. You toss her shirt onto the ground and run your hands over her naked flesh. She reaches back and unhooks her bra, flinging it onto the ground with her shirt. She pulls your shirt over her head, throw

Hello
Hello All. I've been a member of this site for awhile now but never really got into it much. I couldn't figure it out! But now I decided, today I am going to figure this out! So anyone that is willing to help, please hit me up! Thanks to everyone already for the comments and messages. I'll be working on my profile so keep me in mind and hit me up anytime!

Imagine
My body has a fever Burning hot to touch, Erotic thoughts fill my head I want you oh so much A shivering sensation Travels down my spine, An overwhelming desire I have to make you mine Churnng in my stomach Dizziness in my head, I am drifting into fantasy Alone here in this bed Heavily my eyes do close In to ecstasy I go.... Now you are mine my love And no one has to know As this passion rises Mt throat feels hot and dry, My hungry gasping breath Becomes a long satisfied sigh One day I will have you Not a fantasy in my head, Be sure that I will get you I desire

Hold My Hand
HOLD MY HAND….. I AM FALLING TO PIECES, MY MIND IS LOST IN THIS THOUGHT AND IT'S EATING ME ALIVE FROM THE INSIDE OUT. I CAN'T GET BACK TO WHERE I KNOW I NEED TO BE. I AM A LOST SOUL LOOKING FOR THE LIGHT THAT WILL LEAD ME TO THE REALITY THAT IS BEFORE ME. YOU TAKE MY HAND IF ONLY FOR THE MOMENT TO LEAD ME TO THE LIFE I LIVE. YET I WANT TO STAND THERE HOLDING YOUR HAND; NEVER TO LET GO OF THE MOMENT IN WHICH I FEEL YOU ARE MINE. A GLANCE, A WHISPER, AND THEN YOUR GONE AND I STAND RIGHT OUTSIDE THE LIFE THAT IS MY OWN. CURLED INTO A BALL, LYING ON THE GROUND THE TEARS FLOW FREELY NOW. I CAN HEAR YOUR VOICE IN MY HEAD SAYING, "DON'T GIVE INTO THE DEPRESSION WHICH LOOKS TO CONSUME YOU. YOU MY LOVE CAN BE BETTER THAN THAT." IT IS WORDS I KNOW ARE TRUE AND YET I FIND MYSELF STILL FEELING LOST IN THE MIDDLE OF AN INVISIBLE LINE BETWEEN REALITY AND MY DREAMS. THE REALITY IS LONELY AND MY DREAMS ARE SO FAR FETCHED THAT I AM LOSING MY MIND BETWEEN THE TWO. I AM SCARED FOR FEAR IF I

Roughdraft Of With My Dying Breath
With my dying breath I would attempt to call out your name Tears would roll slowly down my cheeks As my heart surrendered to the pain With my dying breath I would profess to you the truth Knowing the way I really felt Probably would mean nothing to you With my dying breath I would attempt to make amends Although I don't expect much from you anymore I would hope I could go peacefully Once again knowing you're my friend With my dying breath I would tell you how much I cared How sorry I was for all those bad times And how I'd always be there With my dying breath I would raise a hand up to your face Telling you how much I missed you And you were never replaced But then with my dying breath As I tried to be honest with you You would look down upon my bleeding heart And hurt me as you always do

Life
"Is life supposed to stop because you did something horrible? I'll tell you the horrible truth... No matter what you did or how bad you feel about it, life just goes on. Life doesn't give a f*ck that you're sorry or upset or deranged or tormented. Life just goes on, and you gotta go with it, or sit in the middle of the road and feel sorry for yourself. And I don't see you doing that."

A Few Updates
lol i hope the ppl who ask me the questions read this i dont have yahoo i dont cyber i dont cam i cant put anymore pics up, and i wouldnt put nudes if i could get to know me and be my friend, you may find out how cool a person i am, dont start talking nasty and try to get in my pants right off also im extremely sarcastic and i dont ignore ppl, if i dont answer you, im not at my pc, so keep calm lol anyway thats enough for now love you guys

I'm A Frickin Bird?
You Would Be a Pet Bird You're intelligent and witty, yet surprisingly low maintenance. You charm people easily, and they usually love you a lot more than you love them. You resent anyone who tries to own or control you. You refuse to be fenced in. Why you would make a great pet: You're very smart and entertaining Why you would make a bad pet: You're not interested in being anyone's pet! What you would love about being a bird: Flying, obviously What you would hate about being a bird: Being caged What Kind of Pet Would You Be?

Dalai Lama.....
Your Aura is Blue Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life. You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships. The purpose of your life: showing love to other people Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dalai Lama, Oprah Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor What Color Is Your Aura?

Here Are A Few Of My Fav Quotes!!!
When u seek revenge, dig 2 graves Live as if u were to die tomorrow. Learn as if u were to live forever. There can be no good without evil. 1 man's wilderness is another man's theme park. Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles. The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary, men alone are quite capable of every wickedness. Imagination is more important than knowledge, knowledge is limited, Imagination encircles the world. Birds sing after a storm, why shouldn't people feel as free to delight in whatever sunlight remains to them ? When a good man is hurt, all who would be called good must suffer with him. When u have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. A belief is not merely an idea the mind possesses it is an idea that possesses the mind. Ideologies separate us, dreams and anguish bring us together. Unfortunately a super abundance of dreams is paid for

Movie Review From Imdb
The kids will love it!.... adults, sorry enjoy the pretty colors!, 14 June 2007 7/10 Author: hoove1970 from United States *** This comment may contain spoilers *** Let's Start off with saying I'm giving this movie a 7 out of ten for children out there who love a good time. As for the adults I'd have to go with a 5 or 6. On to the review... I sat in the center of my row listening to the crowd throughout this blockbuster movie and it was a crowd pleaser. perhaps forty percent of the crowd consisted of real 'fans', meaning people who either loved the comic books or the first movie and were hoping for more. At this advance screening there are always large quantities of opportunistic freebie lovers there that don't even know what they are seeing. The writers gave the audience what they wanted in many ways with lots of laughable one-liners and schmaltzy goo to make the average crowd clap and 'ahhh' at the right moments. but it was screaming, "where is my plot" throughout the en

Spaghetti
Spaghetti > A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several > years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that > she was pregnant. > > Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he offered to pay her > a large sum of money if she would go to Italyto secretly have the child. > > If she stayed in Italyto raise the child, he would also provide child > support until the child turned 18. > > She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it > discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write > "Spaghetti" on the back. > > He would then arrange for child support payments to begin. > > One day, about 8 months later, he came home to his confused wife. His wife > said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give > it to me and I'll explain it," he said. > > The wife handed him the card and watched as her husband read the card, > turned white and col

Boeuf Au Mi-sel
3 Pounds of Corned Beef 4 Carrots 2 Turnips 4 small Parsnips 4 small Onions 1 Clove of Garlic (chopped fine) Put the corned beef on to boil in a large pot of cold water. Cover the pot. When it begins boiling well, set it back to cook gently, and allow 3 hours or until tender. Two hours before serving, add the whole carrots and quartered turnips and parsnips. About a half hour before serving, add the onions, and the chopped garlic. Let the vegetables boil with the beef. Serve with the vegetables ranged around the rim of the platter. Corned beef is also served with cabbage, but never boil the cabbage in the beef as both will become indigestible. The meat should be as tender as a spring chicken when done.

Thinkin Of Him
thinkin of u makes me smile, not quite sure it will be worthwhile, been through too much in the past, to ever think that this might last, so kiss me now before it all fades, a moment like this i wouldnt trade, if someday i must lose again. it will have been my pleasure being your friend!

Tarot Card
You are The High Priestess Science, Wisdom, Knowledge, Education. The High Priestess is the card of knowledge, instinctual, supernatural, secret knowledge. She holds scrolls of arcane information that she might, or might not reveal to you. The moon crown on her head as well as the crescent by her foot indicates her willingness to illuminate what you otherwise might not see, reveal the secrets you need to know. The High Priestess is also associated with the moon however and can also indicate change or fluxuation, particularily when it comes to your moods. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.

Him/her -web Pages
Internet Relationships – Do you Inactivate your web pages and stop Chatting? I engaged in a conversation with a young gentleman where he asked me how did my mate feel about me still having my web pages and chatting with other men. I stated that we have not had the conversation yet but I’m open for discussion. So I asked the youngman if he met his mate on the internet does he expect her to inactivate her page. He said yes because he would do the same and he would also stop chatting and expect her to as well. The focus should be on him and he would focus on her. There is no further need for him or her to have the pages once the relationship has been established. On this particular site, I do have a dating profile where my status is involved partner and I indicate that I’m there to socialize and network. I’ve had the page for years and now I only post pictures on a monthly basis and promote upcoming events. If I have a page specifically to look for a mate and found someone and

A Hollow Ache
A hollow ache In the pit of my stomach Permeates through The very fibers of my being All threatening to burst A dam holding back the tears Pain so acute I can taste it The barrier is gone Tears now flow freely Drowning my soul Agony Misery Fall with each drop Cleansing my soul Flushing out the pain The hurt, the anger As my words flow, So does the river Of emotions Held captive For all to long.

My 8 Crazy Names!
8 names 1. YOUR NAME: evis 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 4 letters of real name plus izzle: EVISIZZLE 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Detective BLUECAT 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on) MARIE GLOVER 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name) BUCEV 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink) BROWNSWEETTEA 7. YOUR ARABIC NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name.) VCOOLA 8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): BLACK SMOKEY Repost this as "My 8 Crazy Names

Wednesday Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Boobies On Paltalk, Louis Ck, New O&a Video, Traveling Virus Goodies, New Video
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) It's Whip 'em Out Wednesday, and there's Topless Women all over the Paltalk Room (Thank you H-Cup Jane, Redrum, Flightbenefits, and you...blondie...new chick). We couldn't be happier, because we're all a bunch of lonely boys and we like looking at the boobies. Louis CK is coming in today to promote SHAMELESS, and we'll share some of the bosom goodness with our pal Lou... because we're nice like that. Oh look...Kelly Wells is getting DP'ed on Paltalk...NICE. It's a little chilly in the New York area, but not too chilly for bosoms! If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it: 1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE. 2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to: The Opie and Anthony Show WOW Sticker Requests 111 West 57th Street Suite 500 New York, NY 10019 3. Get yourself

From Freedom To Fascism
I just found a new web site dedicated to exposing the truth behind the Federal Reserve System and the IRS. These fascist organizations are stealing your freedoms, have been doing so since 1913. Aaron Russo's organization has the following goals: * Stop the polarization of America * Stop the domination of the Democratic and Republican parties over our political system * Shut down the Federal Reserve system * Return America's gold to Fort Knox and have it audited * Have Congress and the IRS, in a public forum, reveal the law that requires Americans to pay a direct, unapportioned tax on their labor. * Make computerized voting illegal in all 50 states * Keep the internet free and out of the control of large institutions * Rescind the law called the Real ID Act so Americans never have to carry a National ID Card * Make it illegal to implant RFID chips in human beings * Educate juries to the fact that they have the right to determine t

Lmfao!!! Smart Ass Remarks
And your cry baby whiny assed opinion would be.....? Do I look like a fucking people person? This isn't an office, it's hell with fluorescent lighting. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. Sarcasm is just one of the services we offer. If I throw a stick will you leave?? YOU!.... Off my planet! If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet I'll put shoes on my cats. Does your train of thought have a caboose? The bible was written by the same people who said the earth was flat. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? Errors have been made, others will be blamed. Ohhh, let me turn on the part of my brain that gives a damn. A hard on doesn't count as personal growth. Whatever look you were going for, you missed. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up . See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil. Are these your eyeballs, I found them in my cleavage. I'm

Do You Need Therapy?! Boy Already Knew This
There's a 87% Chance That You Need Therapy You needed a therapist many months ago. And you definitely need one now! You've let your problems take over your life in an unhealthy way. It's time for some professional help. Do You Need Therapy?

Men Suck. This Is To All Then Men Who Want Perfect!
*************************************************************** I'm sorry.. if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs. I'm sorry.. if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl". I'm sorry.. if I'm not tan enough for you. I'm sorry.. if I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you. I'm sorry.. If i don't have a dream body that turns you on. I'm sorry.. if im too tall or short for you. I'm sorry.. if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me I'm sorry.. if my hair is not long enough. I'm sorry... if im not the "hottest" girl you have ever seen. But most of all... I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are. **********************************************************************

Bee & Hrnet Stings
Bee and Hornet Stings This might be of interest to every one........................ True story.. from a friend Just wanted to share a bit of information. A couple of weeks ago I was unfortunate enough to get stung by both a bee and hornet while working in the garden. My arm swelled up so off to the doctor I went. The clinic gave me cream and an antihistimine. The next day the swelling was getting progressively worse so off to my regular doctor I went. Infected arm - needed antibiotic. What was interesting is what Dr. Milkovic told me. The next time you get stung put a penny on the bite for 15 minutes. I thought, wow next time (if there ever is one) I will try it. Well that night Shelley's niece got stung by two bees. When she came over to swim I looked at the bite and it had already started to swell. So off I went to get my money. Taped a penny to her arm for 15 minutes. The next morning, there was no sign of a bite. Wow ,were we surprised! Her niece,we decided

Hmmmmmm.......
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.... WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers? " HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she' d want her own." WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you? HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good

Killer Biscuits
KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline) > > Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws > and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some > groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the > windows rolled up and her eyes closed, with both hands behind the > back of her head. > > One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned > and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now > open, and she looked very strange.. He asked her if she was okay, and > Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had > been holding her brains in for over an hour. > > The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the > doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her > head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of > bread dough on the back of her head. > > A Pil

Step By Step
step by step i follow you going somewhere... unknown and new but it hurts me to walk this way harder and harder everyday im not used to trusting to taking a chance my past comes back with one glance Pain rushes through my veins.... hurt flowing to my heart Tearing my world and ripping it apart Tears of black run down my face I hang my head low with disgrace i said i would always be strong and hold my head high but now all i want to do is bow my head and cry ive been through so much trouble and fear For all my pain i shed a tear How can a person go through so much? Hurting by just one touch Not letting anyone get close anymore... My heart is now a closed door Un-open to people who stand around me Won't let them touch it... only me My past haunts my dreams my memory and eyes Tears run down my face as i wave my goodbyes.. goodbye to all who though they knew me Goodbye to all who were to blind to see the black steak

A Funny Tale By Me....sorry I Get Bored And Semi Creative
Wenches Gone Wild April and Lindsay, two bar wenches at the local pub Stiffy McAlisters, were working one night serving drinks and food to the locals. They were dressed in their best bar wench attire, their young firm bosoms spilling over their corsets, their hair flaxen gold for April and raven black for Lindsay. They were the two most sought after wenches in the land, however they were very picky as to which men they would allow in their bed, so only light petting and teasing were their game, till one night….. A stranger clad in dark clothing, and yellow and purple ascot, strutted into the pub looking tired, hungry and most importantly horny. He glanced at the bar keep, placed his order then walked over to a corner seat in the dark as so he could watch his surroundings. Upon sitting he noticed a busty blonde to his right and a voluptuous vixen to his left, curious he pushed his fork to the ground to see which ones attention he could get first. As if the stars were aligning both

Lol Awesome
So I posted a comment on a mum about how I'd rather have roses then chocolate and randomly demanded roses. . .Almost instantly two people sent me flowers which is wicked cool. Special thank you to whomever sent them anonymously. Wow thats an oddly spelled word anonymously. . .huh Anyway The people who sent me flowers and made me laugh out loud at work which is no mean feat. Thank you soooo much

Another For The Troops
We, Every day regular people, Sit and stuff our faces, Laugh at a movie, Hold our loved ones, He, Barely eats, Listens to the next task, Cries to find out his baby is born, And she may never met him. We, Dance in the rain, Slide into warm beds, Kiss our children good night. He, Fights in the rain, Fights all night barely able to get a hour of sleep, And holds his childs picture tight, Fighting for him/her so that she/he can be safe. We, Take every day for granted, While he lives every day hoping he'll see another. June 20,2007 Author: (Me) Nicolette

Oh Fuck No
http://www.homelandstupidity.us/2005/12/09/bush-constitution-just-a-goddamned-piece-of-paper/ Bush: Constitution “just a goddamned piece of paper” By Michael Hampton Posted: December 9, 2005 4:56 pm Updated: December 16, 2005 1:38 pm GOP leaders told Bush that his hardcore push to renew the more onerous provisions of the act could further alienate conservatives still mad at the President from his botched attempt to nominate White House Counsel Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court. “I dont give a goddamn,” Bush retorted. “I’m the President and the Commander-in-Chief. Do it my way.” “Mr. President,” one aide in the meeting said. “There is a valid case that the provisions in this law undermine the Constitution.” “Stop throwing the Constitution in my face,” Bush screamed back. “It’s just a goddamned piece of paper!” Ive talked to three people present for the meeting that day and they all confirm that the President of the United States called the Constitution “a goddamne

Just Blableing
some times people say to some one im your typ of person why is it because they think that, im confused how can some one be your typ if they dont even know what your typ is. wish i could find my typ but i feel there are none left most are about money or looks, there not about how someone can make them feel loved and happy.

Mostly Childhood Survey
a .Random oneRandomDid you have an imaginary friend as a child?:no. i have them now though What was their name?:dont really have one Do they still exist?:always did Do you own a BuildAbear?:no G.I. Joe?:no Barbies?:no Barney on VHS?:fuck barney Have any Mardi Gras beads?:i used to Really?! Howd you get those?:the old fashion way =) Ever been to the fair/carnival?:i used to go every year Favorite ride?:i don't do rides Favorite food?:some tasty morsel color?:blue own an iPod?:i wish poor you.:i know Finish ThisRocko's Modern:life Clarissa Explains It:all Are You Afraid Of The:dark Legends Of The:fall The Secret Life Of:alex mack Gullah Gullah:huh? Wild And Crazy:kids Salute Your:shorts! *YAY* Wow You really know ur old skool NICK!What color is your toothbrush?:green and white Ever planted a tree?:no Made a bracelet?:no Taken any meds??:yes any self inflicted injuries?:

No More Posting For Anyone
I have reposted bulletind for almost everyone on here that is on my friends list at some point and time, When i ask that the people on my friends list go and vote formy best friend who is in her first contest noone even goes to look at her photo much less vote or rate or comment on it. That is pretty sad to me. I guess that we really find out who our friends are here when it comes down to points and ratings huh. Well, i hve taken the bulletin screen off my page and i am not posting another bulletin or comment bombing another photo for anyone on my friends list so please dont ask me to. i am also going to start cleaning it out and getting rid of those that realy only added me for the points. If this pisses anyone off well that is just toooooo damn bad

Friendship
Was on liberty in Californis, about ten of us, Navy enlisted me went to naval base enlisted mans club to have a few beers.(I used to drink then). Anyhow we sat at a round table and ordered pitches of beer and talked and drank. The subject came up why we joined the Navy for four years. We were all volunteered four 4 year service time. So it went around the table, each man stating the reason, when it came to the last man, a blonde kid with blue eyes(not cute) he sobbed and said he was the youngest of ten children, he was the youngest, he said first his parents called him a ugly ducklin the his brothers and sisters did the same. He said he used to cry himself to sleep every night. When he was 17 years, he volunteeded just to escape the abuse he received every day at home. One by one we got up and walked to him and said "don't feel bad, your our buddy, you will have us for friends forever). He sobbed so much the table was wet. After the last man hugged him and told him he was one of us, h

Rouille
Great with any kind of fish soup or stew, or on pasta, potatoes, fish, eggs ... anything you like! It's very versatile. 6 large cloves garlic, peeled 1/4 teaspoon salt 18 leaves fresh basil 3/4 cup white bread crumbs, preferably homemade 3 tablespoons hot stock or milk 3 egg yolks 2 red bell peppers, roasted and peeled 3/4 to 1 cup extra virgin olive oil Tabasco sauce to taste Salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste Purée the garlic with a mortar and pestle (don't use a food processor), add the salt, and pound into a paste. Add the herbs and continue pounding. When well-blended, add the bread crumbs and stock or milk, and pound in. When they have formed a paste, transfer to a heavy bowl and add the egg yolks, then red pepper. Pound those in too. At this point, switch to a whisk or food processor, and beat a minute more, until sticky. Add the oil in a drizzle, whisking or beating all the while, as if making a mayonnaise. This should be a thick, heavy sauce. S

Strange Question Survey
1. What is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with? I don't remember lol. 2. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color? Black boxers 3. What is the song you want played at your funeral? "Watching Over Me" by Iced Earth 4. Would you tell your parents if you're gay? Yep 5. What would your last meal be before getting executed? Steak 6. Beatles or Stones? Beatles 7. If you had to pick one person on earth who should die, who? Only get to pick one, dang. 8. Beer, wine or hard liquor? Hard liquor 9. What is the thing most important to you about your mate? Faithful, funny, and most importantly honest. 10. What are your plans for the future? Make tacos for dinner lol. 12. Do you walk around the house naked? Of course, ask the Jehovas Witnesses that bothered me lol. 13. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk? A lot! 14. Where is your best friend? I lost her a little over a year ago. 15. Hair color you like on

How Can A Woman Not Love The Lord?
How can a woman not love the Lord? * He is a gentleman, * He is confident * He is a provider and protector * He is rich and powerful * He owns everything, there is nothing He wouldn't do for me * He perfects all things concerning me * He anticipates my wants and needs * Every day He tells me and shows me how much He loves me * I don't have to perform in order to earn His love * He keeps all of his promises * No one can influence His opinion of me * He is the ultimate intimate partner * He can't "disown" me because I am a part of Him * He prepares a table before ME (Selah) * He covers me and doesn't expose me * He wrote his loving words down so that I'll never forget how He feels about me! NOW THAT'S LOVE!!! Any man, who wants pointers on how to love a woman, should study GOD! Wake up every day and thank God for being the best "man" in your life!

30 Useless Facts
I like #'s 12 and 29. . . 30 Useless Facts 1. Bird droppings are the chief export of Nauru, an island nation in the western Pacific. 2. Blondes have more hair than dark haired people do. 3. Belgium is the only country that has never imposed censorship for adult films. 4. A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue. 5. Bees kill more people a year than sharks do. 6. Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow film down so you could see his moves. 7. A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside. 8. Brazil is the only country to have played in every World Cup soccer tournament. 9. Bulls are colorblind; it is the motion of the cape which angers them. 10. Babe Ruth kept a lettuce leaf under his hat to keep cool during a game. 11. Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand. 12. Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American. 13. Broccoli and cauliflower

This Morning
So I overslept this morning and my ride showed up early. I rushed like the wind and dressed myself quite charmingly. I checked in the mirror than out the door I ran. I was in the car idly examining my shirt when I noticed that my buttons looked rather odd. Instead of the pretty mother of pearl looking ones I could have sworn this blouse had I saw round metal thingy's. I puzzled over this briefly thinking that perhaps I was thinking of a different top. . .and then I realized the horrible horrible truth. In my rush to dress I had inadvertantly put my shirt on inside out.. .. I was horrified and forced to ride in humilated silence to my work. Once there I rushed to the nearest bathroom and quickly righted my shirt. Luckily nobody had noticed the horror that was my inside out shirt

Fuckin Christ
Well another gone away i think maybe looking for ppl on CT or the internet is a bad idea...i need not set my sights to high maybe just stick to the real world who am i fucking kidding I drove 3 hours to find out Minds were changed maybe not even really feel what they said.....anywho anyone in the Chicago area wanna hook up? lol

The Kink Test
The Hotlanta Kink Test (ver 2.1) Congratulations! Your Hotlanta Kink Test score was 733! Here is the chart so that you can see how you are rated: 100 or less You need to lighten up and live a little! 101 to 200 You have an average sex life in need of kink. 201 to 300 You have sweet hints of a kinky nature. 301 to 400 You have kinky playful tendencies. 401 to 500 You are definitely a kinky player. 501 to 600 You are kinkier than most! 601 to 700 You are a major league kinkster! 701 to 800 You live and breath kinky!! 801 to 900 Wow! You're too kinky for most!!! 901 or more SUPER FREAK ALERT! You da BOMB! The maximum score for this test is 1000.

City Bitches Vs Country Bitches
A city bitch will take you where you need to go. *A country bitch throws you her keys and says it needs gas! A city bitch will tell you not to fight, it ain't worth it. *A country bitch will say beat her ass and look at the crowd and say "nobody better jump in". A city bitch will let another bitch know she can back the f*** up or get knocked the f*** out. *A country bitch will just knock her out!!! A city bitch tells you, she's had enough to drink. *A country bitch tells you we need another shot, we bout to get f-Ed up! A city bitch goes to the club with you and sits down. *A country bitch goes to the club with you and says lets show these city bitches how to party. A city bitch wonders who your new man is. *A country bitch knows his first & last name , his birthday, where he lives, who he's related to, what Kinda car he drive's, where he works, how many babies mama's he has, and how many bitches he is talking to right now!!! A city bitch thinks the friendship i

My New Cherry Tap Friend Needs Our Help
kindmale70@ CherryTAP Could everyone please go Fan him and Rate him, and become his friend, I've know this guy a long time, way back in my MSN days, he is a absolute SWEETIE, you all with just love him...

A Boy And His Frog
There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it." The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course the Madam said no. He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want." Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, an

Created Love
Caress me with your lips, your hands, your heart, taste me with your tongue, inhale my scent. Hold me close, with fascination, as you whisper sweet secrets of fears and desire. Breathe with me, rhythmically, in the reflected moonlight of forever. Our bodies are awash with exhaustion. Our Souls descend recklessly into forbidden places of the heart, while Passion enfolds desperate desires. I am your Opus, I am your Devastation. Pure Estasy and Pleasure wander aimless through the distracted mind. I pour myself into you serenaded by Desire, abandoning the blackest depths of my heart, only to lose my Soul to the soft breezes of transparent Hope. © Astraea 2007

Movie Review
I almost forgot to post this one...here is the link.... or read on... http://imdb.com/title/tt0413099/usercomments-12 Evan Almighty (2007) advertisement Ludicrous of course but a great time all the same...( all age movie!), 19 June 2007 9 out of 10 Author: hoove1970 from United States Transfixed..... We all sat there at this sneak preview transfixed waiting for the next joke.... eating up all Steve Carrel and the rest of the supporting cast could dish out! The all gave sparkling performances. It was loads of fun for the whole family this time around for the "Almighty" team. I have to give it up to the writers on this one for keeping it very clean without sacrificing really good one liners and "adult" innuendos. There were a few problems with the 'over the top' dramatizations involving every animal on the planet. You were trying to ""suspend your disbelief" while all the while all to 'real' laws and political actions were taking place. It would have been just fine to

Jack And Jill
Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little chat. He says, "Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, and handed them to your mother,and said, "Here, try these on. So she did and said, 'These are to big, I can't wear them.' So I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that night we have never had any problems." "Hmm," says Jack. He thinks that might be a good thing to try. So, on his honeymoon Jack takes off his pants and says to Jill, "Here try these on." So she does and says, " These are too large; they don't fit me." So Jack says," Exactly, I wear the pants in the family and I always will, and dont'you ever forget that." Then Jill takes off her pants, hands them to Jack and says, "Here you try mine on." So he does and says, " I can't get into your pants." Then Jill says, "Exactly, and if you don't change your smart ass attitude

Scientific Bra ??
A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. At a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took the scientist outside and kicked the crap out of him

So...how Many Cowboys Does It Take To Scre In A Lightbulb??
2 1 to screw it in and 1 to sing about how they miss the old one.... How many flies does it take.... Only 2 but ya gotta wonder how the hell they got in there... How many Labor Union workers does it take ?? 57 YOU GOTTA FUCKIN PROBLEM WITH THAT !!!! LOL Jimmy

What Kind Of Girlfreind Are You ?
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... What Kind of Girlfriend Are You? MY RESULT:Dream Girl You’ve got it all – affection, a cool head, a positive attitude, and all that other stuff that guys want their girlfriends to have. You’re light-hearted, fun, romantic and not too sleazy – a great combination. When you start a relationship, there’s a good chance the guy will totally fall for you, whether he intended to or not. Keep up the great attitude and you’re sure to be a heartbreaker. (Please just try to be gentle.) Take This Quiz!

Update On My Pc
turns out the problem with my pc was the hardrive, thats why it kept rebooting, so my friend took the hardrive out of my other pc and switched it everything was gone but oh well, maybe now i wont have to worry about it rebooting constantly lol thanks to all who tried to help me, you were great. its getting closer and closer to my birthday and the birthday blues are hitting me, so bear with me if i seem a little down love you guys

Letting It Go?
I just had a conversation with a dear friend of mine and she told me that I've been miserable lately. I'm not going to deny that fact. She read me like a book and told me that my problem is is that I think about my dead son way too much and I'm not letting myself love someone properly or not letting myself be loved the way that I want and need to be loved. She says I need to move on. It's been over 7 years since my son died and I now have two other beautiful boys I need to focus on. Now, I know I'm stretching here for advice, because unless you have experienced the death of a 4 year old, you will never know how or what I am feeling, but should I push my thoughts of my son away and risk the chance of being hurt again by love? I guess you can say I'm using his death as a shield because my love for him was torn and ripped from my heart in a matter of seconds when he took his last breath. I just don't want to let him go yet.

Time To Heal
Once in a place That my minds forgot A place withholds the day That once it did not. Now it goes silent With no sign of sound No hint of warmth To be ever found. Like the winter blizzard That is so cold it will freeze My breath turns white In it's artic breeze. This place is so silent & still That it is painful to a heartbeat And for it to begin again A miraculous & wonderful feat. Until I'm complete, Whole not torn apart I can not break the ice That surrounds my heart.

A Loving Prayer
Dear God in heaven Hear this woman's plea Watch over this man Take care of him for me. I know he's not perfect He has a piece of my heart Help him to understand That it has fallen apart. He is my oldest friend One that I would cry for But if he is honest with himself He’s cried for me before. I know that I can't hold him But I can still kneel and pray That you will watch over him Until his final day. Amen

Forgotten Holidays
There was New Years Eve But not for me. Valentine's Day But you were away. Saint Patty's green You weren't to be seen. Easter came and went Alone was how it was spent. The Fourth of July You promised but lied. Labor Day was so bad I was the one who was sad. All Hollow’s Eve You were a ghost to me. Thanksgiving Dinner You weren't a winner. Christmas Day.... What’s left to say, You weren't here to celebrate Forgotten holidays, I still wait.

My Hubby Out Of Town For 3 Days Now......
My Hubby Out of Town for Three days now... I have been out of town for three days now and my hormones are driving me crazy. I miss my husband waking me up in the middle of the night or the gentle fondle of my breast as I doze off to sleep. I miss the 4:00 AM "are you asleep" and when I do not answer the touch of my clit until I start to squirm and soak my panties. I bitch that I have to get up in an hour as I spread my legs to receive his sperm. I do this out of love, because I am a slut, because I can never say no to cock, any cock. I have never said no to a cock in my pussy no matter how pissed I was, tired or out of the mood. I miss a cock sliding in and out of my pussy and filling my twat with molten cum. I cannot wait to get back home to whatever surprise my husband may have for me. Last time I went out of town for a week I had my ass fucked so much I had trouble for three days and then he let three bucks with 8-inch cocks take turns with me the next

The Waiting
to meet you in the dark to undress you lovingly to sear hot kisses onto your skin to have your scent fill my head to let my lips and tongue taste you to feel your body awakening to my touches to slip my hand around your cock to have my mouth follow in pursuit to make the anticipation end to hear you go breathless as I suck you for the first time to hear your delicious moans as i tongue your head to feel your desire as you entwine your hands deeply in my hair to obey your command as you urge me to take you deeper to sink my greedy hot mouth down onto your shaft to move in rhythm up...down...deeply...harder...faster....more... to feel your cock throbbing as you fuck my teasing mouth to feel your uncontrollable explosion to savor your taste in my mouth to swallow your essence to have a part of you inside of me your finally here i'm waiting no more i cannot wait until tonight kissssss

More About The Story
Below is Kristy's original bulletin posted shortly after the incident. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Hello everyone... I write you this message in grief in faith. My son Kaleb was rushed by ambulance to the emergency room on Wed. after we picked him up from the babysitters house. At UCH they determined that Kaleb had a SubDural Hematoma (His brain is bleeding). He then was Bayflighted (helicopter) to Tampa General Hospitals Pediatric Intensive Care Unit on a Trauma Alert. Doctors determined that Kaleb was shaken while at the homecare he goes to. He is suffering from Shaking Baby Syndrome. When we first arrived at the hospital they put a pressure gage into his head to moniter the Intercranial Pressure (The pressure that the brain is under due to swelling and Bleeding). He wasn't doing too well all day yesterday, his pressure in his head was ranging between 29-40 and the normal pressure is between 5-20. So doctors decided that the best thing to do was to put a tube into

Awsome Technology
Just thought I'd share some awsome technology. Zune Downloads, The Hottest New Niche Since IPod, Psp, Or Sat. Tv! Get Conversion Tracking Now. Copy and paste the link to your browser. http://beaumatt.zreactor.hop.clickbank.net/?tid=IPOD1

Vampire
You scored as Blade, Thats right you are the booty kicking you cross me and I will stomp a mudhole in your butt type. Sexy and a great fighter with mad fighting skillsDracula100% Blade100% Angel67% Marius67% Louis67% Lestat58% Deacon Frost58% Armand50% Spike42% Akasha25% Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with QuizFarm.com

Cooling Sugar Free Drinks For Kids
Delicious Drinks for Kids Children run and play hard in 70 degree weather just as easily as 90 degree weather so it's real important to keep them well hydrated. Under hydrated children suffer from urinary tract infections, decreased resistance to disease, crabbiness and listlessness. Under hydration can quickly turn to dehydration which is acutely serious. There are many nutritious alternatives to kool-aid , Dr. pepper, and other fruit flavored squeeze box drinks . There are two and half tablespoon of sugar in 8 ounces of soda, visual that ! Sugar consumption can also contribute to dehydration. The trick is to offer something good that they will drink without a lot of sugar. Try Rooibos tea a drink from South Africa that has been used for centuries to treat babies with colic. Rooibos tastes just like our regular ice tea with a vanilla aftertaste. Many add a dried vanilla bean to the rooibos tea canister for the added taste of vanilla. This wonderful tea has no caffeine and is f

Oltl
OLTL On Monday, July 2, David continues to charm his way to Viki's (both r.) good side.... After subtly threatening Marty to stay in their sham marriage, Miles has his hands full with a surprise houseguest on Tuesday, July 3. "I think Miles is just seeing how the world really works and he's got this twisted point of view from TV and people that he sees in Llanview," says portrayer David Chisum of Miles's sketchy behavior.

Serpentine And Widows Blood
Serpentine and Widows Blood Oh, sifting through grime a test of the goddess diana the widower bowing to shadow where bodies of love lay till the end of time... "I would rouse you yet breaking my heart, I know that it would, to wake you from slumbering hell... (and in fright) celestial midnight correcting all wrongs shackle my soul where the foulest things go! oh midnight awaken my lover for one joyous night oh midnight quicken thine pulse return soul to corpse and let me watch her die at dawn..." (she is a whisper where grey is her flesh yet memory paints her in tone, loves caress... distorted where rotting she lays deep in the earth till the end of days i weep close to dawn at every nights peak a wish simple of hell where heaven wont speak...) "She arises! my sanguin angel of death!" "Oh hold me close as death recants i breath once more to life, deep in the shadow my soul dwells still as my body awakes for one passio

Ever Wonder Why...?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuc

Things Not To Say On A First Date
1.You're fine for a girl with body odor. 2.Do you shave? 3.How much do you actually weigh? 4.You look pretty old for your age. 5.Can you pay for the bill, I'm kind of broke. 6.Thanks for lending me your car, I only wrecked it a little. 7.Why did you get your shoes out of that dumpster out there? 8.Do you wear deodorant? 9.Will you marry me? 10.Oh man, got any Ex-Lax? 11.Do you wipe your butt? 12.Do you like someone else like another girl? 13.Can I kiss your face? 14.Since you have a car, can you drop me off at Charter Beacon? 15.I think you are ugly.

Thursday, April 12, 2007
4/12/07: Three years.... Current mood: sad Its hard to believe.. its been three years now since my mother passed away. I feel a little ashamed because I did not remember until I was thinking about my third year anniversary with my job, and those two events will be forever tied together. Three days after I got hired on with my company, I got a call from my aunt saying that after a long battle with cancer, my mother had finally lost her life. That following week was a blur, but I remember a lot of things about it. I don;t really focus too much on that time, even though it was nice to have seen members of my family and the people I grew up, albeit not under good circumstances. I remember getting on the highway on my way out of Flint last night and it hit me when Joe Satriani's "The Forgotten, Part 2" started playing on my mp3 player, which in itself is a sad song... my mother was a wonderful woman, and I remember all of the platitudes that people sad at the funeral services, tha

Am I Strange ????
I am almost 30, and I am single.. Which to some would be horrible, but to me, its not.. Call me crazy but I love my friends(the VERY few I have), and I love my son, he rocks, and really right now that is all I need. So, FOR THE LAST TIME, I am not strange cause I dont want to meet a man and live happily ever after. My happily ever after will come, when its damn good and ready. Quit trying to rush me!! THE END !! LOL !!

You Know You're From St. Louis When....
You love toasted ravioli with Budweiser beer. "Vacation" is a choice between Silver Dollar City and Lake of the Ozarks. You can find Pestalozzi Street by aroma alone. You can get anywhere in 20 minutes, except on highway 40. You can debate for 30 minutes whether Missouri Baking or Marge Amighetti makes the best Italian bread. You know what "Party Cove" is, and where the "lake" is. You still can't believe the Arena is gone. Your first question to a new person is, "Where did you go to High School?" Your non-St. Louisan friends always ask if you're aware there is no "r" in "wash." You know at least one person who's gotten hurt at Johnson Shut-ins. You know in your heart that Mizzou can beat Nebraska in football. You think the four major food groups are Beef, Pork, Budweiser and Imo's. You know there are really only three salad dressings: Imo's, Zia's and Rich and Charlie's. You'll pay for your kid to go to college unless they want to go to KU.

You Know Youre Getting Older When....
YOU KNOW YOURE GETTING OLDER WHEN.... * Your potted plants stay alive. * Having sex in a twin sized bed is absurd. * You keep more food than beer in the fridge. * 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep. * You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work. * You carry an umbrella. * You watch the Weather Channel. * Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook-up and break-up. * You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7. * Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up' * You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo. * Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. * You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. * Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. * You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds. * Sleeping on the couch is a no-no. * You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m. * Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beg

100 Random Line Items About Nothing.
1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING? nope...not a chick... 2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP? 7 years or so? 3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? another day... 4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE? who hasn't? 5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? today 6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON? everything 7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE? burrito - beef and bean, i think... 8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? depends on if they're coming or going.... 9. ONE FAVORITE SONG? symphonie fantastique by berlioz... hehehee 10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE? in a house 11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED: PWSHS 12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER: Nextel...err...or is that Sprint now? 13. FAVORITE MALL STORE: What's a mall? i hate them places... 14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD: USMC about 14 years 15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?: you mean the fuxxy rear view mirror ones? no... 16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?: not lately 17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED?: adrian's... 18.

Good-bye
Good-Bye Have you wondered why you shared in those past days, Given all your love and feelings in so many ways. Was your heart just longing for someone to care, Or just lonely cause no one was there. Feelings were shared from your heart you know, So much Love from feelings that did flow. If you turn back the clock those days won't end, Your love will be forever and more then a friend. But you took your loving feelings and walked away, Never saying good-bye to share another day. Life does bring loving days and some sorrow, Love is here today and could be gone tomorrow.

A Man's Thoughts On Fellatio Aka Rebuttal Etiquette (by A Male)
1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will. 2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier than licking a dead fish. 3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to you? 4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair. 5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up! 6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get. trust me. 7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavor country. 8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth. 9. Play with the balls. 10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better. 11. Caress the ass, too. We like that! 12. Mak

Weird Sex Laws
If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two minutes before being allowed to approach the scene. Women must address bachelors as master instead of mister, according to an Illinois state law. A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day. A law in Fairbanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets. In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit. Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car. In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth. Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are required by law to furnish their rooms with twin beds only. There should be a minimum of two feet

Suuuucccckkkeeerrr..... Lol
A man in a bar has a couple of beers and the bartender tells him he owes $6.50. "But I paid, don't you remember?" says the customer. "Okay," says the bartender, "if you said you paid, you did." The man then goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can't keep track of whether his customers have paid. The second man then ruses in, orders a beer and later pulls the same stunt. The barkeeper replies, "If you say you paid, I'll take your word for it." Soon the customer goes into the street, sees an old friend, and tells him how to get free drinks. The man hurries into the bar and begins to drink highballs when suddenly, the bartender leans over and says, "You know, a funny thing happened in here tonight. Two men were drinking beer, neither paid and both claimed that they did. The next guy who tries that is going to get punched right on the face." "Don't bother me with your troubles," the final patron responds. "Just give me my change and

Cam Girl Profile: Mckenzie
Once again we are pulling out a pointy object and poking around in the brain of one of the girls of FOUNDRY CAMS. This week, we have chosen the blonde haired, Hazel-eyed, McKenzie, who you may have seen rubbing herself in this video. We sent off our big batch of stupid her way, and she fired back some brief, albeit insightful responses... DEMONCOW: What gives you goosebumps? McKenzie: An Orgasm DEMONCOW: Name a hidden talent not many people know about McKenzie: Singing. (she's got a thing for old Oscar Meyer Hot Dog Jingles...no, not really) yeah, you pull those panties down, dirty girl...CLICK THE PIC, fool! DEMONCOW: If your boyfriend cheated on you, how would you get back at him? McKenzie: Tell Everyone He Has Herpes (You might want to re-think that one, because the next question they usually ask is 'and he got them from...?) DEMONCOW: Great dessert or great sex? McKenzie: Sex Then Dessert, Gotta Have Both...I Have a Huge Sweet Tooth!. McKenzie wants to

~what Really Turns Me On,,,,,?~
You scored as Kinky, you are one kinky person....you name it you want it...nothing wrong with that....just don't hurt yourselfKinky100% Buck Wild90% romantic 80% Plain Jane30% Lazy Lover0% What really Turns you on???created with QuizFarm.com

Add Me, Fan Me, Rate Me
I often have a lot of people fanning me, friending me and rating me. I don't always see it all, or sometimes I'm busy on other sites and stuff so if there's anything specific you want from me (i.e. to rate u back, fan u back, etc.) the best thing to do is stay calm, get out your cherry wallet (keep me drunk), and write down what u want. I will do what I can do, schedule allowing. Thanks "You can tease some of the people all of the time, you can tease all the people some of the time, but you cannot tease all the people all the time. I know this because I'm the biggest tease there is." - Me

~which Sexual Position Is Best For Me,,,,?~*wng*
You scored as Doggie-Style, The doggie style position is one of rear entry however not entry in ur rear. The man is dominant and women who enjoy having their body savagely caressed by their man and feeling like they are irresistable will enjoy this position. This is a very erotic position which will make her feel like a goddess because the man WILL deeply enjoy seeing her butt and body. This position allows for deep penetration and stimulation of the g-spot and clit with the fingers at same time.Doggie-Style100% Anal sex100% Probably Bi-sexual95% Cowgirl Position80% Oral sex/ 6955% Missionary30% Which sexual position is best for you? (women)created with QuizFarm.com

Once Again
DO NOT, and I repeat, DO NOT add me as a friend until you message me, I will not add people for the sake of adding them, I will not rate people for the sake of rating them, and I will not cater to your every need when I do not know you!

Dusty Underwear
One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the ? ? ?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. "Darlyn," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'."

Ten Times Normal Size
TEN TIMES NORMAL SIZE The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" Mrs. Parks! Ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, "Boy is she going to get in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anyone?" Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye." Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued. " As for you, young lady, I have three thi

Home Invasion
A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Red Tomatoes
A beautiful woman loved growing vegetables, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?" The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my garden naked in my trench coat and flash. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much." Well, the woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to her garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she flashed her garden, hoping for the best One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how did it go? Did your tomatoes turn red?" No", she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."

Mirror
"MIRROR " song, poem, music, Lyre Why? Song is mirror in my right hand staring at me. poem is the mirror in my left hand Smiling at me. and i made them clash Till they broke. Something stopped The muisc was lost And dancer Turned around, was faceless. And what remained? Broken and powder like glass I threw them all into the oven and they melted. When the fire died The mirror was whole again At become once more a song, and the lullabye of the poets lyre.

Fighting The Fear Of Snow
"FIGHTING THE FEAR OF SNOW" Soon i will make myself leave this room where post cards paint the walls And a second hand space heater Ticks out its premeditated heat waves. When i step out, I will look straight at the storm Without blinking Eye, to whirling white eye, there are no breaks in the blankness. The frost slows my blood, The flurries blow in through my nose. I occupy myself with true stories. How I swam in icy waters To save a dead branchHow, with my bare hands I dug out a child from a snowbanks. He emerged,rosy and light, Half of his brain swept clean. My feet start to sink. The wind with its singing veilswrap me. I begin to think of how i wanted this. How i wanted to be found as i found the child, Smiling sleepily, without recall. Memories of summers past, no pure as snow.

Love Is..
"LOVE IS" its having someone to be with Someone you cant be without Its wanting to hold them every second Thats what its all about. Its the happiness you feel When everythings gone wrong its the way you sit there and think of crazy love songs. Its the sadness in your heart When you know thier not there Its the safeness you have When you are feeling scared. It’s the hope you have When everything’s gone It’s the dreams you hold When you’re alone. It’s having someone to talk to When no one else is listening Its being so in love That nothing in your life is missing. It knows I love you And I love you forever It’s thinking of you every second That’s what true LOVE is...

Ásatrú / Odinists
"Some Odinists consider themselves to be Ásatrú, while others do not, nor are all Ásatrúar Odinists. Ásatrú is a polytheistic religion and the gods and/or goddesses that one chooses to worship or dedicate to among the Elder gods is a matter of individual choice and conscience. Odinism is included in the presentation of Ásatrú although not considered to be exactly the same thing. Heathen is another term that you will come across and refers to religious groups which are based on Northern European pre-Christian Pagan beliefs while Paganism is an even more general term. " "Asatru is the modern rebirth of the pre-Christian indigenous faith of the Norse peoples -- the ancestors of the Norwegians, Danes, Swedes, and Icelanders. This faith honored many Gods and Godesses, some of whose names are still familiar to us today, such as Thor, Odin and Freyja. The indigenous faith of Scandinavia, upon which Asatru is based, fell into shadow after the year 1100, with the advent of Christianity in No

Im In A Contest, Help Me
i did forgot that i was in a contest because i was not on for a week already in cherrytap.. for the reason that im not doing well at all.. it did start june 20 and its been a couple of days already.. if anyone wanted to help me, heres the picture..

Poetry Contest
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a Duke University Law School graduate from an upper crust family; well-bred, well-connected, and all that goes with it. The other finalist was a redneck from Southeast Alabama A&M. The rules of the contest required each finalist to compose a four-line poem in one minute or less, and the poem had to contain the word "Timbuktu". The Duke graduate went first. About thirty seconds after the clock started he jumped up and recited the following poem: Slowly across the desert sand Trekked the dusty caravan. Men on camels, two by two Destination-Timbuktu. The audience went wild!!! How, they wondered, could the redneck top that?! The clock started again and the redneck sat in silent thought. Finally, in the last few seconds, he jumped and recited: Tim and me, a-huntin' went. Met three girls in a pop-up tent. They was three, we was two, So I bucked one and Timbuktu.

Discordianism
The Discordian or Erisian movement is described as a 'Non- Prophet Irreligious Disorganization' and has claimed 'The Erisian revelation is not a complicated put-on disguised as a new religion, but a new religion disguised as a complicated put-on. " It all started with the *'Principia Discordia, or How I Found the Goddess and What I Did to Her When I Found Her'*, a collection of articles and ideas compiled by Greg Hill (Malaclypse the Young-er). The central theme is 'Chaos is every bit as important as Order' as illustrated in the story of The curse of Greyface: *Humor is central to Discordianism, but Discordianism should not be dismissed as a joke. Profound experiences frequently accompany the practice or Erisinaism. It is a perceptual game, one which demonstrates that the absurd is just as valid as the mundane and chaos is just as valid as order. It frees the practitioner from the order games (that most have forgotten are games) to play games with order or games with chaos, or both

Poetry
Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me; The carriage held but just ourselves And Immortality We slowly drove, he knew no haste, And I had put away My labor, and my leisure too, For his civility We passed the school where children played, Their lessons scarcely done; We passed the fields of gazing grain, We passed the setting sun We paused before a house that seemed A swelling of the ground; The roof was scarcely visible, The cornice but a mound Since then 'tis centuries; but each Feels shorter than the day I first surmised the horses' heads Were toward eternity Emily Dickinson

The End
I'm starting to pack finally, and in the process I figured out what has been holding me back from doing so... pain and loneliness. It kind of hurts to do this for it is the final chapter in my spouse and I's relationship as it was. The house was the place were we were supposed to grow a little older together, watch the kids grow up, and continue on with our lives together. None of that is going to happen now. She moved out several weeks ago, now I am alone, packing my shit preparing to move myself. Not where I wanted to be when I married her, for I was only intending to do it once in my lifetime. Now I find myself searching for someone to show the love that I am capable of... I don't want to do this at all, but I have to, I can't stay here anymore, the house sold and closes thic coming Thursday.... That's it...gott pack more :-( Ciao,

Crying Alone
To cry alone.... In my heart there is this despair. That no matter where I turn you'll always be there. When I cry alone at night, your face always says goodnight. I scream in vain and shiver in fear. Why can't you leave me to cry alone? I no longer love you or care. Why do you jog my memory, when you know I hate you beyond despair? The clouds now gray are fogging me in. I no longer see the light. I pull my knees up to my chest. And pray with all my might. That one day I will no longer be scared of you in the night. A tear drop trickles down my cheek. I shudder with a heart of vain. I know not why you did this to me. But even though, you seem to cry through me. When I cry alone at night, I see your face smiling. And yet to cry alone at night my memory always seems to jog me.

Grown Cold
As the ligt begins to fade My eye start to open Another night begins But is it worth it The yars begin to show Death is coming near My time has been spent alone Lonly nights and heart breaks it's all the same you see I don't care anymore Drama and bullshit Whats the point in the end The reaper don't care Neither do I Stop bitching already I'm cold inside I'm tired of the same old lies I have no one SO I really could carless Your gossip falls's on death earts Deaths touch is said to be cold Ans she has touched my heart My kindness is my lie COlder uncaring i am to be She takes my hand Kiss's my lips Now I'm free.

You Knew It Was Coming Sooner Or Later Pt 3
Dear God..I guess some people don't understand fads and the whole "ghetto/thug look"...for one lets start with the idiots who think they can impress a woman by completely facking themselves out...if you like rock in roll and that is you bag than hey like what you like but if you are trying change yourself from that to country you need to be slapped with the instruments of your favorite rock band you spineless bastard...not only do you look like a complete imbecile in you rhinestone cowboy get up..you are an embarassment to all cowboys and good ol boys..so do us all a favor and drop dead before that corncob up your ass sprouts.... now we move on to ghetto wear...which is too pricey to be considered ghetto..because ghetto means broke folks and how can you be broke folks buying expensive clothing??? you going in to get your welfare fucking check dressed in: The Rundown $50 dollar shirt plus $60 dollar jersey $85 dollar pants 2 to 3 sizes to big $100+ shoes oh and lets not for

Lesson In Life
I've learned that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I've learned that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I've learned that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. The same goes for true love. I've learned that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I've learned that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I've learned that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I've learned that you can keep going long after you can't. I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I've learned that either you control your attitude or it controls you. I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be something else to take its p

Know What I Hate?
Im fucking pissed. I hate hate hate theifs!!!! the girl living with us stole my blue hair dye.....come on its fucking what $7 big woop!!!! but shit that fact she'd steal!!! She's out if I dont find it in the house...well if its in her bedroom she is deffinately out!!! I wont stand for this shit!! I gotta stop her before she steals something I love. I knew I didnt trust her. fuckn bitch. Also i hated the fact she kept taking my son with her when I was asleep and he was in my room! I hate how she thinks she can demand shit. and if i ever find out she touched my son in the wrong place she's losing her hands!!!!

Confederate Family Members
i did forgot that i was in a contest because i was not on for a week already in cherrytap.. for the reason that im not doing well at all.. it did start june 20 and its been a couple of days already.. if anyone wanted to help me, heres the picture.. the contest will end up this coming wednesday at 6pm and i just started bombing yesterdaY.. MARIE

We Have Been Friends Together
WE have been friends together In sunshine and in shade, Since first beneath the chestnut trees, In infancy we played. But coldness dwells within thy heart, A cloud is on thy brow; We have been friends together, Shall a light word part us now? We have been gay together; We have laughed at little jests; For the fount of hope was gushing Warm and joyous in our breasts, But laughter now hath fled thy lip, And sullen glooms thy brow; We have been gay together, Shall a light word part us now? We have been sad together; We have wept with bitter tears O'er the grass-grown graves where slumbered The hopes of early years. The voices which are silent there Would bid thee clear thy brow; We have been sad together. Oh, what shall part us now?

Fantasy
So ever since I lost my virginity I've been asked "what is your fantasy?" I thought it over and over for a few months and I think I've come up with a few good ideas all rolled into one... It was a partly cloudy day in May, about 70 degrees, warm, about to rain. It was almost time for him to come home, and she wanted to surprise him with a different type of dinner. She stripped and lay on the kitchen table with nothing on but a red bra and red thong. She had been waiting for this all day. She had done her hair (for once), left work early, lit several candles and had a bath ready to be filled with incense all over the house. It smelled simply erotic and she couldn't wait to see her husbands face when he walked through the door. She was getting wet just thinking about it. She heard his key jingling on the door, opening wide he came inside saying, "Sugarbear I'm home..." She replied: "Dinner's waiting on the table for you baby..." As she said this she spread her legs apart wide antici

A Message From Your Dog...
Ten Peeves That Your Dog Has About You 1. Blaming your farts (gas) on me... not funny... not funny at all!!! 2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT! 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it! 5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. 6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo hoooooooo! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain. 7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. 9.Dog sweaters. Hello??? Haven't you noticed the fur? 10. Acting disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous. Now lay off me on some of

Unmoving
Unmoving in sleep Moving inside I watch you hundreds of miles away Sight but no touch My fingers long to caress your shoulder but I pause Are you dreaming of us enraptured? Do I dare wake you from that bliss? Yet... Your heart would welcome my touch we would embrace and bring your dreams Into the open Your dreams would then Be ours... t. redfearn 7/29/06

Growing.
It grows more n more This hunger that burns Needing somthing no longing To find the right one The one that will be there By my side day n night The one that loves me n not my man hood Some one that not goona use n brusie me Is there some one out there IDK I've starting to give up that there is I'm tired of the lonly nights Wanting the right one That never comes all ways too far Or psycho and nutz An just wanting my fucking nutz I tired of meaningless sex longing for the passion But it never comes So I sit here and let it grow and grow.

This And That
This Or That...Night or Day:NIGHTCoffee or Tea:COFFEEWater or Fire:BOTHPhones or Email:BOTHInternet or TV:BOTHPens Or Pencils:PENSLip Stick or Lip Gloss:BOTHWalmart or Kmart:WALMARTDogs or Cats:BOTHSnakes or Spiders:NEITHER..YUCK!Summer or Winter:SUMMERSpring or Fall:SPRINGChocolate or Vanilla:CHOCLATEM&Ms or Skittles:M&MSMusic or Movies:BOTHRap or Country:COUNTRYCandles or Insense:BOTHLots of Friends or Few Best Friends:FEWBabies or Todlers:BABIESPaper Cut or Splinter:SPLINTERParfume/Cologne or Body Spray:PERFUME AND SPRAYCoke or Pepsi:PEPSIRain or Snow:RAINJessica Simpson or Christina Agulera:THERE BOTH SLUTSAngelina Jolie or Jennifer Anistan:ANGELINALord Of The Rings or Harry Potter:NEITHERYo-Gi-Oh or Starwars:STARWARSVideo Games or Board Games:VIDEOBlush or Glitter:BLUSHLong Hair or Short:LONGNice Guy/Girl or Good Looking Guy/Girl:I HAVE BOTH WITH HIMLove or Money:LOVEBroken Heart or Broken Bone:BONEMovie or Play:MOVIECity or Country:COUNTRYThe Mall or Ebay:MALLCars or Trucks:BOTHF

Crazy Ass Stuff!
Here's my story that happened a few months ago... and it's not a tell about a man named Brady! I got to know this couple from Missouri through Stickam! I talked to him and I talked to her and they were having trouble in their marriage because the guy put their son in the hospital, he shook their 2 month old baby and it didn't turn out pretty, but he survived. I think he's under investigation. Shaken Baby Syndrome! Well, she would have these guys be assholes to her and you know how us guys can be. (But Not Me!) and He accidentally screwed up and told her that if she ever got with a another guy, he would want it to be me! He thought I was nice and not the typical guy. Which a few of you can vouch for me. Here's where everything went South, I mean really went South! Well anyway, She drove all night one night without my knowledge until she was about here. She phones me and tells me that she's here in Alabama. Was I shocked! Well I met her on the Interstate a few exits up, I was

In Loving Memory Of Chris Benoit 1967-2007
R.I.P. Chris Benoit 1967-2007--- You was an amazing wrestler & your presence will surely be missed dearly. I will always remember when you won the belt @ Wrestlemania XX & Eddie Guerrero came out to congradulate you. God Bless You! This here shows that you should never take life for granted because one minute the person is here. And the next they are gone forever. If there is someone in your life that you are holding a grudge against or anything in that manner, I believe you should patch it up b4 it's too late. And then tell the ones that are close to you in your life even if you are mad or upset with them, That you love them. Never wait until later, they might just not be around to do so unfortunately....

26 June 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Tuesday, June 26: News is depressing and you don't like feeling melancholy, so you've decided not to watch, listen to or read the news. This make you feel a lot better in an ignorance-is-bliss sort of way.

Let Down Your Hair
We joke & we hope Let down your hair The sky the sky is red & The king? He's long dead Let down your hair I'll come too hop the altar and join you step on fiddles while severing tongues what fun we'll have, oh what fun Let down your hair We'll sit here & stare & stare Prepare Let down your hair Oh let down your hair Listen, We're not faking On-screen: The dead lining the streets, Baking Quaking Shaking Please let down your hair Just let down your hair

Other People
Are You Lonesome? We’ll keep each other company than I’ll lean against your back & You can lean against mine We can talk into the small hours of the night (we can share secrets & spite) You can stand by me when your lucks up Hold my hand when i fuck up In fact We’ll be each other’s Black holes right? dutifully swallowing up any light ssshhhh We’ll keep each other company

New Station On Ct Grand Theft Radio Now Open And Up For Your Enjoyment
HEY ALL ME AND MY GAL TEAMED UP WITH MY FRIEND AND NOW THE RESULTS ARE THIS GRAND THEFT RADIO IS ALIVE AND ON CT COME CHECK US OUT SEVERAL ALREADY LIKE IT ITS LOOKING GOOD CHECK IT OUT HERE COPY AND PASTE THE LOUNGE IN A NEW BROWSER http://www.cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=8192# OR www.grand-theft-radio.com ALSO YOU MAKE A REQUEST I WILL AND ALL THE OTHER DJS WILL PLAY THEM AND WE ARE NOT JUST ONE TYPE ALL TYPES FOR ALL THE LISTINERS OUT THIER

10 Things To Say When Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen." 9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to." 8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time." 7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy." 6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance." 5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?" 4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem." 3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?" 2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?" And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk! 1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus name, Amen."

I Hate Shawn Boler
I know hate is a strong word, but right now I want to drive all the way to fucking Chicago to our corprate office and stangle that fat fuck. He has been such an ass to us. We do competive shop, which is where we shop our parts on other sites to compare the prices. He gives us the same list of 12 useless competitors every request we give him. Right now I am doing VW convertible tops. None of these fucking 12 sites carry these tops. I mean come on, target, crutchfield, quadratec, none of these site carry VW parts. Ofcourse they dont. He is just to fucking lazy to do the research and get us some competitors. He sent us back and email saying "until further notice the competitors are going to be the same." What about things like this. Ahhhhhhhh. I am just so frustrated. I want to call the asshole but I am afraid to do so. Well if he wants to be able to compare prices, he can shop that one. I am done!!! Fuck you Shawn!!!

Journey- Wheel In The Sky
Winter is here again oh lord, Havent been home in a year or more I hope she holds on a little longer Sent a letter on a long summer day Made of silver, not of clay Ive been runnin down this dusty road Wheel in the sky keeps on turnin I dont know where Ill be tomorrow Wheel in the sky keeps on turnin Ive been trying to make it home Got to make it before too long I cant take this very much longer Im stranded in the sleet and rain Dont think Im ever gonna make it home again The mornin sun is risin Its kissing the day (chorus) Wheel in the sky keeps on turnin I dont know where Ill be tomorrow Wheel in the sky keeps on turnin

Ct Bouncers
TOS#5.Content Posted on the Site. a. You understand and agree that CherryTAP.com MAY REVIEW AND DELETE any CONTENT, messages, CherryTAP.com Messenger messages, photos or PROFILES (collectively, "Content") that in the sole judgment of CherryTAP.com violate this Agreement or which may be offensive, illegal or violate the rights, harm, or threaten the safety of any Member. b. You are solely responsible for the Content that you publish or display (hereinafter, "post") on the Service or any material or information that you transmit to other Members. TO ALL YOU LAMEASS CT BOUNCERS: I BET IF IT WAS SOMEONE ON YOUR FAMILY LIST OR A CLOSE FRIEND OR REAL FAMILY MEMBER YOU WOULD DO SOMETHING THEN WOULDNT YOU???...YOU FUCKING RIGHT YOU WOULD.......YOU SUCKKKKKKKKKKK ASSSSSSSSSSSS. YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS ABOUT SO DON'T ACT ALL STUPID LIKE YOU DONT. http://cherrytap.com/tos.php# and scroll down to #5.......but when they dont feel like doin shit they say "TOS#7" as their response. Boun

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Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 -year- old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they th

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