Fubar Blogs 3

R.i.p
wow now i really feel lost well i went to work yesterday and got off to my mom being there and i knew something was wrong and than my mom broke down and cried and said they found lisa dead. i was like no. i just seen lisa that night before at wal mart where she workd she was only 32 years old she was a wonderful person always had a smile on her face even when she was going through hell. i just lost my other cousin back in nov in a car wreck. and it just seems like im losin everyone i love or care about. i really dont know how much more i can take of this. im not over my cousin casey and now lisa. i would of never thought lisa would of passed she was the last person i thought that would go. this really hurts and no where to turn. i been cryin i just wanna scream. i know know that it's true life is so freakin unfair. i love you lisa will you please tell my pappy i love and miss him very much. i love you so much lisa. i hope you will be watchin over us

Minister Says Married Couples Should Have Sex Every Day
Thou Shalt Have Sex Every Day By CAROLINE HOWARD, AOL When debate turns to the value of marriage, attention normally goes to the religious sanctity of the union, the socio-economic benefits to the married adults and their children and even health pluses. Married couples tend to live longer, healthier lives and are typically less depressed or anxious than their single, divorced, or widowed counterparts. But one Ybor City, Fla, pastor has taken up the mantle of another marriage blessing. In an attempt to curb high divorce rates, Relevant Church head pastor Paul Wirth issued a challenge for his married congregants: Have sex every day for one month. "Sometimes life gets in the way," Wirth told the Associated Press. "Our jobs get in the way. And that's no different for people who attend church." According to the National Center for Health Statistics, the rate of divorce in the U.S. is 3.6 divorces per 1,000 people; the rate peaked at 5.3 per 1,000 in 1981. Notably, divorce rate

The Lounges I Dj 4 Or Am A Recruiter For
OK I HAVE PLENTY OF FRIENDS AND FAMILY ON HERE THAT GOT LOUNGES OR ARE WORKING FOR LOUNGES BUT IM DJING FOR THESE 3 LOUNGES SO COME ON IN AND SEE HOW THEY ARE *THE BLACK DRAGON'S DEN*they r no longer THATS MY MAIN ONE SRY IF IVE BEEN LACKING IN MY DUTIES IM ON IT AND THE SECOND ONE IS *THE BASH BROTHERS* ITS MORE COUNTRY AND SOFT ROCK BUT ITS STILL A GOOD LOUNGE TOO SO COME ON IN AND CHECK US OUT LATER YALL and now its ACES UP LOUNGE SO STOP IN YALL

Don't Understand
Don’t Understand By: Deborah Boyd I just don’t understand Some people these days Who play with emotions In a heartless way They think you are blind Desperate and such To believe you’re naïve To realize so much You give them a chance To prove yourself wrong In hopes they are truthful So you can be strong But the gut feelings you get Are yet again there Telling you to be careful There is something to fear So trust in your heart Believe in yourself And life will go on Never doubt how you feel It will never lead you wrong.

Yeah I Am
So, here it is Yes I am going to be a Grandmother most definately. The Grandbaby is due Nov. 12 th. Even though I am not happy nor proud of this, I will still do what is right. I will love this baby and beat my son ( just kidding ).I will love the baby and help him as he needs me.Kinda cute he has managed to call me 16 times today. He is telling me he is scared to death. Well, I told him better get your butt in gear.Get your GED and get your affairs in order.

Corn On The Cock
OK THIS STORY IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART OR THE PRUDE TYPES SO IF YOU DONT WANNA READ ANY NASTY SICK SHIT............TURN BACK NOW!!!! " CORN ON THE COCK" A friend of a friend you could say was having some good ole' anal sex with her man. Things were going well and the sex was feeling great. They both had their orgasms and her man was pullin out of the tunnel when he looked down at his shaft and guess what the fuck he saw???? A fucking piece of corn! pretty sick huh? so basically he was pretty grossed out and never talked to my friend again but to this day, and whenever I see this prick my name for him will always be "CORN ON THE COCK"-(ha ha like corn on the cobb-or corn on the knob!!!!!}lol!! any way....hmmmm another sick but funny stort involving some type of fecal matter......... this story I like to call ......"MUDDY WATERS"(all true b.t.w.) My friend Tony was out in the Dunedin cswy. on his jet ski and he felt a little discomfort in his stomach li

This Friend Is Awesome
I want to thank my friend Vern...for being wonderful to me! If you want a good friend... this is the guy! @};-Hopeless Romantic Godfather @};-{{H&L Bombers Founder}}r@};-@ fubar hugss....

How A Woman Should Be Treated
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every

Karma
this is a poem i wrote bout someone who used ta b so dear ta me... UNTIL DEY DID ME WRONG... if you would look inside me, you could only see, you make me so happy. how could this be? but if u make me so happy, then y do i feel so blue? is this what i do to you, or to you does it feel so true. do i make you happy? or is it just me? i feel like im alone, everywher i go i dont feel at home. sometimes i feel like a gnome sitting in the yard. a statue so still and quiet, like a british guard. nothing to do and nothing to say, this is KARMA in and out everyday!!!

R.i.p Richard!
I'm doing this for someone that is very special to me. This person has been like a mother to me and has been there for me time and time again when i needed. Her name is Shelly and i have included a pic of her in this. She is a very kind, genuine, amazing woman to know. I have total respect for her and for her family! I came across a blog that Shelly has wrote about her nephew Richard. Which i have included in this and as well a pic of him too! http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=60685916&blogID=406152586 Her nephew Richard was in a tragic car accident that cost him his life. He was a 24 yr old young man that served in the U.S Army as a medic. He served 18 months over seas in Iraq. So he is one of Americas hero's in my eyes. I have never talked to Richard at all. But if he is like his aunt Shelly, then he must of been one of the most amazing guys out there to know and be friends with. Richard will be remembered by his mom (Julie), his

Tag Your It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I Live in IA but my home will always be MN. 2. i am nice to everyone unless they piss me off 3. Im a freak for tattoos and have two and getting more... 4. I like being out doors 5. I love playing games of any kind 6. Love the rain and storms love to chase them 7. I hate silence most of the time 8. I LOVE taking drives for no reason just to drive around 9. I HAVE MORE FUBAR FRIENDS THEN REAL LIFE ONES 10. I hate liars 11. I like to read history books or books about law along with other books 12. The biggest bitch you will ever meet 13. I love the Army or any Military 14. I collect sc

Master Darius.......part Vi
The rest of our vacation in New York flew by. We did all the usual tourist things like visiting the Statue of Liberty and the Empire State Building. One day we had a picnic in Central Park and ended up having sex in the thick bushes where no one could see us. We took a carriage ride through the park on another day. He did not bring up the subject of Master Theo again and I was glad. He seemed to have forgiven me for my response to the waiter and I was glad to let the matter drop. On our last day he took me shopping for Jimmy Choo shoes and we had lunch in the Russian Tea Room. As we settled into the booth, I asked him what time our flight was that night. “We have to be at JFK by 8.00pm” he answered. “Our flight is at 10.00 and we will arrive at Heathrow at 6.00am New York time” he explained. “That will be 1.00pm English time” he went on. “Have you enjoyed your stay here?” “Oh yes Master, very much.” “Good” he said, “I’m glad you have had a good t

My Ideas
Let’s see, what could I tell you about myself? Well, that you might find interesting enough to actually read about. I am a hardcore Simpsons freak, especially the older ones. Other than that, I don’t watch anything that isn’t on the history channel, discovery channel or a pool match on ESPN2. I am a wealth of useless information. I don’t know why, but for some reason, I can remember absolutely anything that I don’t really need to know. Just get to know me, and I can guarantee that I will prove it to you in probably very short order. For example, did you know that when you watch TV, your brain will operate at the same level as when you are asleep, scary huh? Just how much time are you spending in front of the almighty “boob tube”? Oh yeah, and just incase this is too much of a stretch for your mind to come to, if your mind is operating at a level of sleep, then your metabolism drastically slows down. Are you making that connection between all those hours spent in

My Friends.....
So, this profile has been floating around tonite: Sweet words are easy to say, Sweet things are easy 2 buy, But sweet people are difficult to find Life ends when U stop dreaming, Hope ends when U stop believing, Love ends when U stop caring, Friendship ends when U stop sharing. So share this with whom ever U consider a friend. To love without condition, To talk without intention, To give without reason, And to care without expectation is the heart of a true friend... Forward this to all the people whom U consider as your true friend. Dont forget to send it back to ME ..... If U Care........ Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile. Send to all the people you love or don't want to lose in 2008, even me.... If you get 3 back, you are a great friend. And it got me to thinking (scary I know). I have no idea what I have done to be blessed with such wonderful people in my life. All of

??? Lost
ok well fuck this shit man, i thought i was happy, well i dont know now.. im always bitchy.. im never myself.. and im almost sick of shit.. really im about done, im about done with all this love life shit.. i know my heart is in the right spot, just with the wronge person.. but the person i turely fell for is never going to be a part of my life.. so i see myself never being happy Never getting married never having kids.. i can see it now. i told my famly that the other day, that im going to be the one out of the family to not have a family... to be alone, yeah im gonna be with people. i know that, but its not gonna be long term.. im gonna have fun... even though im not, i guess thats what we will call it.. uhh.. i just want my life to fall into place.. in the right peices.. because this is not how i thought it was gonna be.. and untill then im not sure how or what to do..

Welfare Poem
Welfare Poem > > > I cross ocean, > poor and broke, > Take bus, > see employment folk. > > Nice man treat me > good in there, > Say I need to > see welfare. > > Welfare say, > 'You come no more, > We send cash > right to your door.' > > Welfare checks, > they make you wealthy, > Medicaid it keep > you healthy! > > By and by, > I get plenty money, > Thanks to you, > American dummy. > > Write to friends > in motherland, > Tell them 'come > fast as you can.' > > They come in turbans > and Ford trucks, > I buy big house > with welfare bucks > > They come here, > we live together, > More welfare checks, > it gets better! > > Fourteen families, > they moving in, > But neighbor's patience > wearing thin. > > Finally, white guy > moves away, > Now I buy his house, > and then I say, > 'Find more aliens > for house to rent.' > And in the yard > I put a tent. > > Send for family > they just trash, > But they, too, > draw the

Me... In Need Of $$ And Help Levlin Up
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One Deep
Why be around women that you have to do all or most of the thinking? It's very few women with brains and a majority that's insane it's a damn shame. I would rather be around women that can stimulate my mind as well as my body. Isn't it more fun to be out with women that can have interesting, stimulating conversations than plain Jane convo bout reality TV and negative talk about people? Wouldn't you rather be with women that when your out you both are cultured and can have some interesting remember-able times out instead of going out doing the same thing all the time? BORING!!!! I'm just saying that I want women around me that can tickle my mind more than tickle my dick. In the end we all will grow old and wisdom is all you will have left.

Auction
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Save A Horse Ride A Cowboy
I know I haven’t been a big blogger on here I tend to keep my thoughts to myself I have over the last year to year and half been battling severe back pain. Well over the last year I have had to shut down my business of helping handicapped people to get jobs and train them how to do them. I have had to quit volunteering with handicapped people teaching how to ride horses. I have now become a client with the same group. I get by with help from friends and family. Now why would I tell you these things well first of all I don’t make a whole of money like” mostly zero” although I have qualified for disability just recently. I have qualified for some help. What this means to you is I cannot pay for much but will help with your help and understanding to do as much as I can. I m not asking for you to be a sugar momma but expect you to understand that I will probably spoil you as rotten as I can if I know you don’t expect it. I want to do this in the form of massages, hand and feet

Con Artist Liar
I have recently had a person that has in the past Contacted some of my friends ...And made statements that are true fiction... If you know what I mean aka lie's and viscous rumors ... She pretends to be a friend at first and tells you her problems and the whole time she is lining you up for the kill.....!!!!!! She tells you story's about her kids and family members and gets you to feel sorry for her and if you have any kind of heart you will .....Then she makes up story,s bout her husband Is in jail and she dose not what she is going to do to pay the bills and there about to take her car and she has no food in the house .....With this person you never know what angle there working on you .....!!!!! She is Wanted in Ohio for Insurance Fraud.... Being the Smart Individual I am and not wanting to be wrong about this person... I offered to help her out I told her I would loan her some money to help her but she needed to tell me the name of the company's she owed money

The Road Not Taken
The Road Not Taken Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth. Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same. And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back. I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. Robert Frost

Stolen
I don't know who Daniel is...but I stole this...so that is that ----------------------------------------- following daniel's rules created @ 2009-03-25 18:09:56 RULE 1: You opened this; you GOTTA take it RULE 2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks! LAST PERSON YOU.... [1] Who was the last person you texted? steve, right now as a matter of fact [2] You were in the car with? Jen [3] Went to the mall with? outlet shops..no malls [4] Person you talked on the phone with? my sister [5] You messaged/commented on Fubar? Perfectly Inked T/F Only answer with True or False Q:Kissed some one on your top friends? only in my dreams Q: Been searched By Cops? True Q: Been suspended from school? true Q: Sat on a roof top? true Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? true Q: Broken a bone? false Q: Have shaved your head? omg, false Q: Played a prank on

Earl's Personal Blog
It seems that everywhere I turn, I have drama... Take my first ex-wife: More than five years after divorcing me, she files for her new hubby to adopt my son. Granted, I don't make money like Donald Trump, but I try to support him. She doesn't want to hear that, and lobbied the judge to order me to stand before him in court. If you think that should be no problem, read on... My second wife, who promised ON HER MOTHER'S GRAVE to stick by me through thick and thin, threw me out of our apartment before XMAS 2008, then files for divorce. To add insult to injury, she places a restraining order on me, and during the initial divorce hearing, lobbies the judge for me to get my things - all while under watch from the police, and to support my kids. The judge orders me to stand before him in court as well. Still think that it is no problem? Better sit down in a nice comfy chair. My first ex-wife REFUSES to give me my son's social security information when I fought the case. (She knows that i

Zomofar
Worked on the Drop Dead Diva set yesterday as a lawyer and had a blast Just joined in fubar, so I'm still sober :-) feel free to follow my activities on twitter at http://www.twitter.com/zomofar Christoph Vogt

That Bad Feeling
Just wish I could find someone who cares about me, ask me how I'm doing, how my day went and show they want me... Is that so hard to ask for now days some days i feel so alone and hurting... Just want to feel that warm feeling inside and feel wanted and loved....

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Mumms
Its time this site has been expose for what it really is, a slutfest full of things who, despite being married, post slutty pictures for the world to see. Now the "things" i am refering to are you people, which in my eyes are nothing but things. this morning i removed everyone from my friends list and defaned everyone i was a fan of, because none of you things are worthy of being called a friend, you're all just a bunch of sluts and fags who believe in a bunch of crap that some idiot thought up and made into a so called religion. WHY DONT YOU LOSERS TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTERS AND GO OUTSIDE INTO THE REAL WORLD. GET A JOB AND MOVE OUT OF YOUR MOM'S HOUSE, THAT'S NOT ATTRACTIVE!!! Seriously, who was the idiot to create some of those mumms anyway? should i wear this or that? should i go to the club or not? should i date this guy? NO ONE CARES!!! Leave those stupid mindless questions to yourself, if you cant decide then you're an idiot. seriously are people that damn stupid and lame tha

How Government Spending Hurts National Security
America is one of the strongest, wealthiest and freest nations onearth; she is largely in control of her own fate. Therefore, any realthreat against America will likely come from within. Today, one of themain internal threats is crushing government debt. Few things can march a great power down the road of decline fasterthan irresponsible economic policies. Current estimatesof our national debt exceed $7 trillion -- $22,000 per person -- afigure likely to increase by $9 trillion over the next decade. Unlike in times past when the nation was saddled with exorbitantdeficits, today's imbalance is long-term and will heavily burdenfuture generations. And this financial shortfall will wreak havoc onour national security. That's because the more money we commit toever-expanding big-government programs, the less we have for defense.The U.S. military might be unable to protect a sea lane vital to tradeand military supply lines. We might be unable to suppress an enemyregime that launches a terro

Sex Application
NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" Best and hottest one will get a reply......1. Your Name:2. Age:3. Favorite position (s)?4. Do you think I'm hot?5. Would you have sex with me?6. lights on or off?7. Would you have to be drunk?8. Would you take a shower with me?9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?10. Would you leave after or stay the night?11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?12. Condom or skin?13. Do you give Oral pleasures?14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures?15. Have sex on the first date?16. Would you kiss me during sex?17. Do you think I would be good in bed?18. Threesome?20. How many times would you like to cum?21. Would you use me as a booty call?21. Can I use you as a booty call?22. Do you like foreplay?23. What is foreplay to you?24. Can we take pictures of the act?25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Atalan03
Emil Kapaun priest, soldier and Korean War hero is a rare manWe welcome strong opinions and criticism of our work, but we don't want comments to become bogged down with discussions of our policies and we will moderate accordinglyTitans over Jaguars: Obama's approval rating has tumbled into the 30sThe only sure way to do that is to set up legally binding entities such as irrevocable trusts that are not in the names of family members, he said When I was a child, I used to talk as chi hair products a child, think as a child, reason as a child; when I became a man, I put aside childish things Je certifie que l'me animale suit, comme les humains, la mme volution spirituelle et il y a des animaux qui sont d'une intelligence vraiment exceptionnelle motiv par le Wholesale Hatsd de renvoyer une image positive ? Je ne le crois pas It is not jealous, [love] is not pompous, it is Cheap Hats not inflated, it is not rude, it does not seek its own interests, it is not quick tempered, it

Indie Flick
The Movie Of Your Life Is An Indie Flick You do things your own way - and it's made for colorful times. Your life hasn't turned out how anyone expected, thank goodness! Your best movie matches: Clerks, Garden State, Napoleon Dynamite If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

What Have I Done
WEll I contacted a hell of a Back door virus today.It totally prevented me from any internet play.I couldn't even get windows to open,Finally did.An I had to do a 2 week system restore.I'm now running unprotected.I know where I caught the fucker at.Friendster I hadn't been there in 3 months.A chick I know from NF. whom also belongs at friendster sent me this Virus.I am so pissed. Today was my 90 day being sober.Tomorrow I'll recieve my last coin from the program, but I don't plan on haveing a drink till my 117 th day. I went 60 days with out pot. But on my 61 st day I just had to get the Ultimate Kind Bud.My 1/2 oz of that lasted 15 days not bad, concidering I had to smoke with ungreatful others,then the Bastards had the nerve not to smoke with me today.I just wish I could meet a new Gal an move away.Nothing left in Massachusetts for me no more,except my damn medical conditions,with all the Cuts the Fuckin Republicans have caused all over the U.S.an the ptiance of my disabilty check pr

Hey Guys
hey guys... so i'm about to be out but I just wanted to say thank you to everyone who has left comments and rated me...It is grately appreciated...I have met some wonderful people on here and they know who they are cuz I talk to them almost everyday or I try to leave them comments. If you get bored at all today leave me some love and I will try to get back to you.... Thank you so much for all the LC love and I hope you guys have a wonderful NIGHT!! Love, Amanda ur babygirl

Kiting Blues
Ever have one of those days? Today was one of the worst kiting days for me EVER!!! I wish I knew what the words "Give Up" meant, because if I was ever to quit in the middle of something, this would have been the time & place. The winds were steady at work, but when I hit the beach, they were very gusty to weak..BUUUUUUT I thought, since I'm here I'll try anyway. I'm such a Dumb Ass. I lauched, but then it would drop like a bag of cement. I would launch again...another bag of cement. Did I quit....hell no. AGAIN...I'm a dumb ass. I get out in the water...dead city & can you say....kite & line inversion....UGH. And yet AGAIN...I"m a dumb ass. To a fault...I'm not a quitter, but yes...I'm a dumb ass. > > My lines are in a friggin bird's nest, & not sure how that happened, except possibly when the damn wind would just die...then the kite would invert on itself when it crashed. Water Starts from Hell. Gusts City. I was really wishing I had a Cabrinah or some other bow or hybrid kite....U

Depressed
so they say keep telling me that the longer david is away it will get easier... well he has been gone now for almost a month and its not gettin any easier i mean i still have like 11 more months to go and i get to see him in march but still. It's hard to wake up in the morning knowing he isnt gonna be there, and its hard coming home to a virtually empty house and sleeping in an empty bed... i still expect to roll over at night and hug him but all i get instead is a pillow or a bear... i miss him so much and i'm trying to do this i really am... but i still catch myself trying to stop myself from crying, and i freak out when i'm alone sometimes and i have to remind myself to breath... i mean i know he and i havent had the best relationship and he hasnt treated me great all the time... but its working out and we are making it... and it has gotten better... i love him so much its not even funny... and i think i took that for granted and didnt realize it until he was gone... i now have a co

Hospitals
sorry i was awayfor so longI have never been a pussy for Pain before so when all this hit me, you know I had to be in some REAL Pain. Don't ever also be afraid of getting a second opinion either, I recently had Gall Stones and the first time I went to the hospital they mis-diagnoised me as having Gastric problems then a year later I had another attack and I insisted they were full of #### and told them so and to run the right tests this time. then Viola!! Gallstones the size of golfballs, then after surgery that took a month to heal from I was OK again. Then almost a year to the day I went in for Gall Bladder surgery, I passed and recovered a Kidney Stone big enough to scare the people in the ER. I only knew I had passed it from the sound of it hitting the porcelin Urinal (Clink!)..My reaction was..what the hell was that??!! No, That did not come from my dick did it?!!? Looked at it and it was barbed on one side and smooth on the other...So it must have came smooth side out cause I did

Ewww Don't Feel Too Hot
Do you ever have those days were you just want to smack the hell out of someone just to do it?. It doesn't matter who it is, anyone will do. And knowing the whole time that when you are doing it that when you are done you will feel no remorse for that person. And you will know you will have a good long laugh afterwards. Cause you are to the point that you just don't care anymore. Hello, how are you and smack right up side the freaking head. Yeah I am so having one of those days. Sitting here at work and I really don't want to be here It's almost 6:30 a.m. and everything and everyone is getting on my nerves. I think I am getting a cold and don't really feel good. My allergies are acting up and I have been sneezing my head off, got the watery, itchy eyes. UGH!!! This really sucks. My poor nose is going to fall off if I blow it one more time dammit!! 3:00 can't get here quick enough cause I'm ready to go home. Oh well, I'll deal...Is it Friday yet?

Profile Backgrounds (skins)
Hello my Cherry Friends! I have caught on how to make some skins for our profiles and would love to share them with you! Hope you will take a peek and enjoy :) Big Hugs Wendy Here is my link http://cherrytap.com/user_skins.php?u=315076

Need A Tag
Need a tag done for me, wanting a double bladed axe, with a black handle, the pommel in silver the blades need to be black with the edges in silver, blood driping from the bottom edge of the blades, the shaft needs to be topped with a spike that is silver also with the background black with the bottom portion being fire, not sure if I standard orangeish fire or if I want a blue/purple fire.

Mammah Cass
Well. My heater won't work. And it's like ten degrees outside, with a windshield of -3. Damnit! >< I mean, seriously. How am I supposed to be HAPPY in that sort of weather?! Actually, I am. It's a dry cold. So there's no snow. Or sleet. Or rain. So I'm pretty happy. Just sucks when I want to go smoke (I smoke outside... Smoke less, and my house doesn't smell funky.) Not much else. Posted a new bulletin. About spamming. Wonder if anyone will understand what the crap I'm talkin' about. I think I'll start it off with a FUNNY threat/bulletin. See if anyone cares to further it along, you know? Never know. People are like cattle, you can prod them in the right direction, but sometimes you just have to give up on the stupid ones and eat 'em. :D - Cass. OMGawth. If you look in the album - McKensie Ortega, you'll see five new sonogram pictures! Two of which state the fact that... yes. I am havin' a GIRL. You're lookin' at the future McKensie Lucinda Ortega. Lucinda for my mother. ;< W

True Or False?
Can you guess which of the following are true and which are false? 1.. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. 2.. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button. 3.. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years. 4.. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more. 5.. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart! 6.. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties. 7.. Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute. 8.. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old. 9.. The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years waiting in lines. 10.. The toothbrush was invented in 1498. 11.. The average housefly lives for one month. 12.. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year. 13.. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened. 14.. The average com

Adios!
I wanted to tell everyone what a pleasure it has been to meet so many nice people and also so many hot women (you all know who you are)! I am heading to las Cruces NM for a few days and look forward to getting back in touch with all you sweet, sexy, horn dogs out there upon my return! later-

Ever So Sweet Lyrics
THE EARLY NOVEMBER "Ever So Sweet" I just found a friend in one of your lies to treat me so nice i can't believe my bones when they say so many things they tell me i am fine believe me i, i try Oooh oooh oooh... Ever so sweet... you make this seem the way things go its not my fault and i'll miss i'll miss you so good through all of those nights we lost our way back home Ever so sweet you baked it in cakes for me. What you left behind, it hurts my teeth. Bring in the past with the postcards you sent for me. Every line, it brings me right back down. Can't you see the wall you built for me can't you see the wall you built for me can't you see the wall you built for me Cause we're not special we're not special we're not special Well i'm not special i'm not special Ever so sweet you baked it in cakes for me. What you left behind, it hurts my teeth. Bring in the past with the postcards you sent for me. Every line, it brings me right ba

Barefoot Manner Concert 11.19.2006
Went to the Blind Tiger with Jon F. We met up with his friend from college "Leo" who played bass. We hung out with him and others during the set break. I requested permission from him to take some shots of the band and he obliged. I took quite a few shots of the band and a few of the crowd. Wish you were there... Great sounding show. Hope you enjoy...

Toy Party At My House
To everyone reading this, I am having an "Adult Toy Party" at my house on Saturday Jan 27th 2007 at 8:30 pm. Please rsvp on here or by my cell phone 931-378-1228. Orders will be back by Valentines Day. Free prizes and things like that also Come check it out...... Chris

Friends W/ Benefits
ubject: To all my friends can you please read this and repost it, thank you so much!!! (repost) date: 2007-01-27 13:54:17 To all my friends can you please read this and repost it, thank you so much!!! (repost) date: 2007-01-23 19:12:06 I am trying to get a yacht in Incredible Hulks pimpin gift giveaway, but I need 40,000 comments for it!:( I need all the help you can give me and there is no time limit to get it so you can do some everyday to help me and I will always return the favor!! Just click the pic below and it will send you right to the pic that I have entered! (repost of original by 'Incredible Hulk- - Please Fan Me Too!!!' on '2007-01-23 19:01:51') (repost of original by '~~~~PEYTONLICIOUS~~~' on '2007-01-23 19:10:28') Report as NSFW (Not Safe For Work) [?] To all my friends can you please read this and repost it, thank you so much!!! (repost) date: 2007-01-23 19:12:06 I am trying to get a yacht in Incredibl

Update
Just letting everyone know I am alive and well. Been out of touch for a while, and not much time now, but all is still well. I do hope everything is going great for all of you back home! Just thought this was the quickest way to let all of you know what has been going on! We have been on the move and VERY busy, which is why no one has seen me on line recently. I will be around more when things settle down... Thanks to all of you who are sending prayers and keeping us in your thoughts...you are the best.

Comment Bomber For Hire
Alrighty...I've been hit by so many people wanting me to help bomb them, it's hard to keep up with everything. So..i am for hire. I will take on as much work as i can without completely killing myself lol...anyways Prices - 3000 comments - 1 day blast 5000 comments - 3 day blast I can do more, but hell, no one is going to pay a blast for comments anyway :-p but it's worth a try. Anyways, msg me we'll see what we can work out if you need the help. Comment Bomber for Hire@ CherryTAP

Happy F'n Valentines Day! Lol
Man this poem rocks! Woo Hoo Ciao ~ XooX Hearts and roses and kisses galore, what the hell is all that shit for? People get mushy and start acting queer, it's definitely the most annoying day of the year. This day needs to get the hell over with & pass before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass! I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak, and wear all black for the rest of the week. Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade, for all they're doing is trying to get laid. The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit, because i think love is nothing but a crock of shit! So there's the story, what else can i say? Love bites my ass, so fuck Valentines Day!

What You Would Call An Update
Ok well i started working at burger king last friday. I hate it, I wanted to quit my second day. I got left by myself to make the food and got very nervous and broke down. So I came home and balled, I had no clue what to do. My dad wont let me quit cuz it wouldnt look good on me. I had a date for superbowl sunday night. Unfortuntly he wouldnt shut up through the whole game. I thought my dad was going to kick him out, but he didnt. I dont know if I wanna go on a real date with him, he might talk my ears off lol Well I havent heard from chuck in awhile. I heard from a source that theres a warrent for his arrest. My guess is that since he has already been in jail for childsupport once that this time there will be no bond and he will be in jail for ninty days or more. He wont last long cuz he cant live without his beer. I took my test for college and go figure I have to start out with all basic classes. I dont register until the middle of April. Everyone is sick here. Im star

Cats_eyes_4_reals
iam in a sexy contest here on cherrytap i way behide can u all help me out and vote 4 me go here http://cherrytap.com/newyorktony and go to the pics on that profile and then go to the pics where is says sexy contest my pic is in there cats_eyes_4_reals thanks 4 helping

Just A Thought
ok so I have been home now for the past week, wow how nice it is but hell!I wanna have fun, let go and not give a fuc%%, so where is evryone? left the planet?well hell i will be hot tubbing it alone again!!! Ok so here I sit, thinking about what is right and wrong, so who defines that anyway?and what gives them the right to?so here is my BIG BIG QUESTION!! OK a guy sleeps with a chick that he has just met, they have wild wild sex all night, and he has a feeling of pride, and power. My question is why if a woman,meets a guy, and just wants to have a good time? Well yeah he is goodlooking and all, but all she is thinking about is how she can seduce him, and take controll of the situation, and have a good time. But when women behave that way, we are called a number of names,I think that men dont like it when we feel in controll, or unattached to the situation, like please, make my pussy wet, and I am at your controll, NOT!!!! I know what I like.I dont need a man for that.

Shots
take a shot for me two to make it better three to open me up four to completeness five to a little closer six to you seven for me eight still not enough nine still not open ten here i am eleven WOW you've got me twelve extasy now.... i need nothing..... original by dawna wright 3/30/07 at 4 am

You Better Win
((((((((((SUNSHINE))))))))))) Current mood: lonely Category: Romance and Relationships I FELT IF ALL MY DAYS WHERE LIKE A CLOUDY , RAINY, AND COLD BEFORE FATE ALLOWED US TO CROSS PATHS. ON MY WORST DAY IT WAS IF I WHERE STUCK IN A BAD THUNDERSTORM. LIGHTING FLASHING, THUNDER CRASHING , WIND BLOWING . THE BEST THING WHEN WE MEET WAS THE CALM AFTER THE STORM SKIES BLUE FILLED WITH THIN WISPY CLOUDS PEACEFUL. RAINBOWS LIGHT UP THE SKY WITH BRILLIANT COLORS. GIVING ME ME INSPIRATION SUNSHINE BRIGHTENS UP THE SKY. I LOOK TO THE HEAVENS LOOKING AT THE MOON REALIZING I HAVE SEEN AN ANGEL IS THIS DESTINY OR KARMA? BUT IT HAS TO BE REAL I HAVE FOUND YOU !!! THANK GOD MY SEARCH IS OVER !!! I HAVE FOUND MY SOULMATE !!! ~*~ LIL RON ~*~ Help me win the sexy female contest..link on profile!@ CherryTAP

A Happy Place
you must answer all these questions and send them back to me and please dont not hold back be complety honest... Y= Yes, N = No, M= Maybe. Fill this in for me and/or repost for others to answer for you. Would/will you? [_] come to my house to do nothing at all but chill? [_] fight me? [_] fuck me? [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] watch a movie with me? [_] let me take you to dinner? [_] let me drive you somewhere? [_] take a shower with me? [_] drink with me? [_] take me home for the night? [_] let me sleep in your bed? [_] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] hold my hand? [_] let me make you breakfast? [_] help me with homework? [_] tickle me? [_] let me tickle you? [_] instant message me? [_] greet me in public? [_] hang out with me? [_] bring me around your friends? [_] be down with me no matter what? [_] go to prom with me?

Very First Blog
My daughter is in town, Im so excited! We have both been sharing the computer and taking turns on Here CT.Actully we we are now timing it.We are laughing It its so funny, about who can stay on the shorest time.... I just wanted to share this. Oh my daughter is "FIRE" on my family, fan. Please go check her out she is really cute. OK goto go!!! Angeleyes4u~

Monday 9 April 2007
THIS IS MY CURRENT LIST OF PEOPLE THAT I HAVE TOLD I WOULD HELP. I HAVE BEEN A LITTLE LAX IN HELPING THEM AND I AM GETTING ON IT, MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME OUT BY HELPING THEM. 1 MONTH BLAST, NEEDS 25,000 COMMENTS. 1 MONTH BLAST, NEEDS 25,000 COMMENTS. FOR A 30 DAY BLAST: CUP OF JOE'S CONTEST, 1st PLACE WINS HAPPY HOUR, 2nd-4th GET A BLAST ENDS APRIL 26th 2007

Information I Hope Will Help You
Resources Disorders that are usually first diagnosed in childhood or adolescence. Disorder List Click on the Disorder Name for more details Disorder Name Short Description Asperger's Syndrome Asperger's Disorder is a separate Autistic Spectrum disorder which does not meet criteria for other Pervasive Developmental Disorders or Schizophrenia. Features of Asperger's Disorder are severe and sustained impairment in social interaction and the development of repetitive patterns of behavior, interests and activities, and significant impairment in social, occupational and other important areas of functioning. Because there are no significant language delays or cognitive deficits, Asperger's is considered a form of high functioning autism. Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD), sometimes inaccurately referred to as ADD (There is no clinical term by this name) is a disorder usually first diagnosed in infancy, childhood or ado

S.a.m.f. Contest
COMENT THE HELL OUT OF MY PIC SO I WIN http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=721974&albumid=332760&i=3033759052 COMENT THE HELL OUT OF MY PIC SO I WIN http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=721974&albumid=332760&i=3033759052

Crazy Joe's Bikini Contest Sign Up Sheet!!!
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Baby Kaleb!!!
Everyday children all over the world have to fight for their lives due to circumstances out of their control. This little boy for instance needs all the prayers he can get! He is fighting that fight everyday to stay here on earth and be with his mommy and daddy! Kaleb is only 6 1/2 months old and is spending this ever so precious time of his life in the hospital fighting for it! Please watch this and Remember Baby Kaleb, Just think this could be your child..... Pray for baby Kaleb. Add to My Profile | More Videos

The View Of A Soul
MY GIRLFRIENDS GOD SON GOT KILLED IN A CAR ACCIDENT.HE WAS SEVEN,TOO YOUNG.I DIDNT KNOW HIM OR HIS MOTHER BUT I KNOW MY GIRL NEEDS SUPPORT TOO. SO SHOULD I GO WITH HER TO THE FUNERAL OR LET HER GO BY HERSELF. I WANT TO GO TO SHOW HER SUPPORT AND HELP HER THROUGH IT. WHAT SHOULD I DO? I SEE THE SAME AS YOU DO I LEARN AS YOU DO I BREATHE AS YOU DO I LIVE AS YOU DO WHY DO YOU JUDGE WHY DO YOU THINK YOU ARE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO HIDE WHAT DO YOU RUN FROM WHAT STARES AT YOU FROM INSIDE WHAT LERKS BEHIND EVERY CORNER WATCHING AND WAITING FOR YOU WHAT SCARES YOU TO THE POINT OF THE JUDGING INSECURITY, NO COFIDENCE IN YOUR SELF, LACK OF SELF ESTEEM, OR IS IT THE URNING YOU HIDE, TO FIT IN, TO BE ACCEPTED, TO FEEL LOVED, ALL THE LIES YOU FEED TO YOUR MIND WE ALL BREATHE THE SAME AIR, WE ALL EXIST TOGETHER, WE ARE, WHAT IS DESTROYING HUMANITY US AS A WHOLE, NONE ARE SINGLED OUT SO IF YOU FEEL THE NEED TO JUDGE

Everyone Wants Great Sexy, But How Do You Get It?
It takes a lot of ingredients, such as having the right attitude, trusting your partner and getting over your hang-ups. But it's a worthwhile endeavor, because once you have the elements in place you can look forward to a more fulfilling sex life. From letting it happen to desire and foreplay, therapist Arlene Goldman lets us in on the 10 keys to sexual bliss. ..> ..> ..> ..> ..> ..> ..>..> ..>..> ..>..> Let it Happen You can't force great sex to happen; but you can allow it to. Goal-oriented sex, where the focus is on the destination and not the journey, often leads to performance anxiety, which then undermines sexual arousal. By focusing solely on achieving orgasm you could end up faking them or having problems with sexual function. So relax and enjoy the process. Have the Right Attitude Give yourself permission to completely experience sex and its pleasures. That means you must let go of guilt, self-consciousness, judgments and personal hang-ups. Also

Miamitom
So ... What if everything you knew was wrong ... what if everything you now right now about your life - everything you think - what if if it's all a lie ... what if someone came to you right now and revealed all the answers to the questions in your life ...

Jabberwocky
SassyCher@ fubar `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. "Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!" He took his vorpal sword in hand: Long time the manxome foe he sought -- So rested he by the Tumtum tree, And stood awhile in thought. And, as in uffish thought he stood, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, Came whiffling through the tulgey wood, And burbled as it came! One, two! One, two! And through and through The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back. "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves,

Just Stuff
Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish Wolfhound named Belker. The dog's owners, Ron, his wife, Lisa, and their little boy, Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they were hoping for a miracle. I examined Belker and found he was dying of cancer. I told the family we couldn't do anything for Belker, and offered to perform the euthanasia procedure for the old dog in their home. As we made arrangements, Ron and Lisa told me they thought it would be good for six-year-old Shane to observe the procedure. They felt as though Shane might learn something from the experience. The next day, I felt the familiar catch in my throat as Belker's family surrounded him. Shane seemed so calm, petting the old dog for the last time, that I wondered if he understood what was going on. Within a few minutes, Belker slipped peacefully away. The little boy seemed to accept Belker's transition without any difficulty or confusion. We sat

Mj's News
Hey Fubar People! Do You Like To Read Fiction? Suspense? Then Look No Further! Go To My Profile And Check Out The Trailer For The Story I Am Writing. Please Check It Out And Leave Me A Comment Telling Me What You Think! Just Pause The Fall Out Boy Video. Thanks All!

*priceless*
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! ! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite di

How Cute
My Sister Gets To Try Out To Be On Thats So Ravne Show, If Nune Of U Heard Of That Its A Disney Channle Show Bah Raven Is Also On The Cosby Show And Yeah She Gets To Meet Ravne At The Nickalodeon Studio..Or SOmething Like That..fun times it will be.

Wammie's World
One of Fubar's Coolest and hottest guys Ben DoveЯ®™ is in a contest to win a Happy Hour! If my friends could go and leave a few comments and a rate any love will be appreciated thank you so much click the picture below! Don't Press Your Luck Wammie

Hooters
Guys.....Tonight was the best part of a fathers life. As our day started, we did our running around returning a wireless gateway for my computer that got fired in last night storm. We were trying to get home so we could cook something since we are going to have a bowling party for my son tomorrow. Well, as we went from store to store, we just decided to eat out. The first thing that popped into my mind was Hooters the Restraunt. Well, we got there and we picked out our table and my Fiance noticed that my son was looking harder than normal at the waitresses. We asked him what he was doing and he said just looking. I asked him why he was looking so hard and he told me, which made me almost cry, "The girls are HOT!!!!" Fella's, that brought a tear to my eyes. Then I went on to give him the lesson of how to look at girls and not have them notice it and how to point, but not really point. Man, this little boy is so funny. What a chip off of the ole block.

The Truth About Us As People
guys want to feel needed and wanted and if someone comes into your life willing to give there heart and soul you should take it dont judge them on why or what they will get out of it because pain is a two way street and if you are going to travel that road you will live or die by your decision so this is a little something i had to say before i leave>>> so just remeber to live each day as its your last Only in America .......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and......... a diet coke. Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

True Friendship
True friendship isn't seen with the eyes, it is felt with the heart. When there is trust, understanding, loyalty, and sharing. True friendship is a rare feeling, but when it is found It has profound impact on our well-being, strength, and character. True friendship does not need elaborate gifts Or spectacular events in order to be valuable or valued. To ensure long-lasting quality and satisfaction, True friendship only needs a few key ingredients: Undying loyalty, unmatched understanding, unsurpassed trust, Deep and soulful secrets, and endless sharing. These ingredients, mixed with personality and a sense of humor, Can make a friendship last a lifetime! This is just a thank you, my friend, for all the wonderful and colorful Special ingredients You've brought to my life! Author Unknown

Instructions
Found this somewhere and it's so true! 95% of females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their clit..by doin' their lil snake charm grindin' grab on our pelvic bones..which..really does nothin' for us..so the key is..eat pussy first..make her cum a few times...numb her up..then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end, however u like...... now once ur in between her legs..don't just dive in there like a bum at a thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin'time I know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like it is.. lick her inner thighs, kiss them..kiss around her pussy lips..kiss the lips etc. etc..finally once u've got your tongue on her clit..this is what u do..(u can use ur hands to spread her lips here if u want..that's all preference...it's easier to make em cum w/their lips spread..so u have easier access to their clit) now...roll the tip and

Silent Thought
Silent Thought This isn't intended for anyone specific to read. I was just silently thinking. I thought I'd post it for people to read. Maybe give an opinion on. Well, for most of you who know me, I'm sure I've told this story before. Every girl I have dated has cheated on me. No news really. Everyone cheats right? ... lol ... I'm not claiming to be perfect. I've cheated. I'm an ass, I'm stuburn, self-centered, greedy, needy, and several other derogative terms. Anyway ... Every time I get with a girl I tell her that I have trust issues. It's hard for me to trust someone because every girl I've dated has cheated on me. Their first response is usually to the effect of; "Well, I've never cheated on anyone. I never would because that's wrong." Or; "I know what it's like to be cheated on. I wouldn't do that to someone." I tell them that they all said that too. Of course, they follow that up with; "Well I'm not like every other girl." Haha, here's the humor. Every girl that I h

Clean But Funny Joke Lol
THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG. THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY LOOSLEY FOR INSTANT ACTION. IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS. ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS. WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, WHITE STICKY SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND SOME OF FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY YET FOR ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION,

New!
Hey, I'm new to this site and just trying to figure it out. I've been a member for a while but I've never really paid attention. So here I am, wish me luck cause I'm so lost! HAHA check out the new pictures and if any of you have any helpful tips I sure need them.

Poem For Drew
Although I've gone through Heaven's gate I still walk right beside you You cannot physically see or hear me I still walk right beside you When your heart is broken and torn apart I still walk right beside you When burdens seem too much to bare I still walk right beside you When the clouds are dark and the days seem long I still walk right beside you When you have that perfect day With millions of smiles no tears no way Just remeber these simple words Because I am right beside you Love MOM

What Age Do You Act?
What Age Do You Act?10-12 years oldOk, unless you are a preteen, you are full of way too much drama for your age. You really got to step out of your comfort zone and realize that you're not on the playground anymore! If you are a pre-teen, don't worry, life will get calmer in a few years. Myspace Quizzes

I'm going to Arkansas or Oklahoma to be with my friends and family for a bit. I may be moving, there. My computer is fucked! I don't know when I'll be back. When I get back on my feet and get a new computer, I'll be back. I will miss all my friends and family that I made on here. So, I guess this is goodbye for now and I hope to be back real soon. XOXOXOXO Dusty

For My Father
As I ponder the love that I saw in his eyes, A Godly love, given without compromise.... I recall many times that he stood by my side, And prodded me on with great vigor and pride. His voice ever confident, firm and yet fair, Always speaking with patience, tenderness and care. The power and might of his hands was so sure, I knew there was nothing we couldn't endure. It's true, a few others provided insight, Yet, he laid the foundation that kept me upright. He's the grandest of men to have lived on this earth, Although he's not royal by stature or birth. He's a man of great dignity, honor and strength. His merits are noble, and of admirable length. He's far greater than all other men that I know, He's my Dad, he's my mentor, my friend and hero.

Other Night
I was to dominate them------I was dominatreux to them. I got to tell them what to tell them what to do to each other. Basically, I was training the wife on domination; so i didn't get pleasured at all during the session. I had to wait till I got home and pull some toys out. I pulled out my silver metal vibrator and dildo and played with them for four times---which was good I was satisfied six times--three times with each of them. Then I pulled out a chopping knife and i stuck it gently in my puss and began going in and out i cut my self a little but it wasn't anything major---the best fun is that i have this little taser like small item that sends out a little line across of light electricity---i used that on my tit when i was cumming with the knife was in me--it was so painful but so good at the same time. I was hurt but i had a good night playing with myself. I'm glad I only watched when I was dominating because I got to have a very fun night with some toys afterwards. Do

Daddy's Poem
Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates, of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees; a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them w

Im So Wantin To Leave
IM SO TRIED OF STRUGGLING , I WORKED SO HARD FOR WHAT I DO HAVE . AND THEN A JOB DIDN'T LIKE ME BECAUSE I WAS NOT ONE OF THEIR CLICKS OR I DIDN'T HAVE A HOME BASE . WHICH MEANS YOUR FUCKED , BECAUSE THEIR NOT GOING TO STICK UP FOR YOU , YOUR NOT ONE OF THEM ,YOU KNOW YOU RAISE YOUR CHILDREN , I'M NOT GOING THEIR , THEN YOU HELP WHOM YOU THOUGHT NEEDED HELP AND THEY FUCK YOU REALLY GOOD . IM NOT IN THE MOOD TODAY FOR WHINEY ASS'S ABOUT CONTESTS SO DON'T EVEN START . BREW IS BITCHIN AND GUESS WHAT EVER . HAVE A GOOD DAY BREW.

What I Am About And Stand For
Bide the Wiccan Laws ye must In Perfect Love and Perfect Trust. Live an’ let live - Fairly take an’ fairly give. Cast the Circle thrice about To keep all evil spirits out. To bind the spell every time - Let the spell be spake in rhyme. Soft of eye an’ light of touch - Speak little, listen much. Deosil go by the waxing Moon - Sing and dance the Wiccan rune. Widdershins go when the Moon doth wane, An’ the Werewolf howls by the dread Wolfsbane. When the Lady’s Moon is new, Kiss thy hand to Her times two. When the Moon rides at Her peak Then your heart’s desire seek. Heed the Northwind’s mighty gale - Lock the door and drop the sail. When the wind comes from the South, Love will kiss thee on the mouth. When the wind blows from the East, Expect the new and set the feast. When the West wind blows o’er thee, Departed spirits restless be. Nine woods in the Cauldron go - Burn them quick an’ burn them slow. E

"fall'n 4 Her?"
"Fall'n 4 Her" I"ve fallen for a gorgeous goddess ands no chance will i have,...to make her smile ands to hear her laugh... I"ve fallen for those trancy eyes dreamy eyes,...Pierc"ng thru them i can see her heart and within whatty lies... I"ve fallen for her ands my love cries out a sea of blood into my cupp"d hands,....wash"ng upon my face,...for theres an empty space in my heart ands only she can replace.... I"ve fallen for the day we"ll have our 1st kiss, buts pls my love remembr this,..... I"M fall"ng ands Fall"ng,...Wait"ng ands wait"ng,...for the day may come,...we"ll be hold"ng hand-n-hand lovrs ands date"Ng.......

Sign For No Bsl On Pibulls And Rotts!
Sign for NO BSL on Pibulls and Rotts! Hey all! Please take a second to view the link and sign the petition. I did, and below is what I wrote with my signature. http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/opposemnbreedban/?e We currently do not have any dogs, but we are prior owners of a male pitbull named Tito. He passed away due to someone speeding down our street that ran him over. He was a very well mannored dog, and even the cop that came to the crash scene had tears in his eyes because he knew how well we took care of out pitbull and said himself we make pitbulls have a better name since we were raising him right. He was the biggest "friendly bob" dog in our neighborhood, great with kids and adults. NEVER once bit anyone, NEVER once attacked anyone. It is not the breeds fault, it is the owners faults on how the dogs act. We need to look into training the owner and maybe licensing the owners, not punishing those who do take care and love these dogs the way they shoul

Fubar
THE NEW LEVELS FOR FUBAR 2008. LVL-1, I'M NEW HERE. LVL-2, WHAT DO I DO? LVL-3,HEY NEW FRIENDS!. LVL-4, THIS PLACE IS COOL. LVL-5, PARTY TIME. LVL-6, RATE LIKE HELL. LVL-7, ADD LIKE HELL. LVL-8, RATE,ADD AND FAN LIKE HELL. LVL-9, GETTING THERE. LVL-10, FUBAR'S FRIEND (SO HAPPY). LVL-11, OVER THE HUMP. LVL-12, ADD STASHES/BLOGS FOR POINTS. LVL-13, PIMP MYSELF! LVL-14, SHOW MY BITS!. LVL-15, SHOW MINE AND OTHERS BITS!. LVL-16, BECOME A DJ. LVL-17, OWN MY OWN LOUNGE. LVL-18, PIMP THE HELL OUT OF OTHERS. LVL-19, BLAST AWAY LVL-20, YEAH BITCHES!!!! KNEEL BEFORE ME! LVL-21, DID I FEED THE KID? LVL-22, I REALLY NEED TO DO SOME WORK!. LVL-23, BUT I'M SO GOOD!. LVL-24, SCREW THE WORK LVL-25, THE KID CAN FEED IT'S SELF. LVL-26, SINGLE AGAIN. LVL-28, MY LEGS HURT. LVL-29,ASK FOR MORE VIP MEMBERSHIPS. LVL-30, OH FUCK WHERES MY FAMILY?. When we first come to Fubar, we are classed as "Newbies". You realize that isn't so bad, after all, newbies still have lives, unl

Prayers
Today a great man passed away. My fathers best friend was someone who would give you the shirt off of his back in the middle of winter, even if that meant he would have nothing. He wouldn't take no for an answer and he always put others before himself. In January when they told me that I had cancer, my father didn't know who else to turn to, so he called Allen. I have only seen my father cry twice in my life. Once at my grandmothers funeral, and once at my godchilds funeral. The day he called Allen, he prayed for me with Allen and I didn't know until much later when Allen told me that my father cried to him and told him that he would do anything if only his baby was well. My father is a very strong man, yet the recent passing of his best friend has hit him very hard. He was the person my father would turn to when things weren't going right in his life and he'd ask for prayer. My father is not a devoute Christian, yet he believes in the power of prayer, and to have another grow

I still remember out first date, how we just sat and talked and got to know each other. Nothing was expected of either of us but conversation. I still remember what we did for my birthday that year and how you took me home for new years to meet you family at the last minute unplanned. I still remember the day that I had to take you to your ship when you had to leave. If I think of it long enough, the tears still come as if it happened yesterday. That was the longest five months I had ever spent without you. I was so excited the day you came home. Over time we grew together and apart and now I find myself without you completely.

Interworkings Of A Complex Mind
For the past three days now I have been packing and moving my things from the home my husband and I shared to an apartment. This will be the third move I have made since I married him...and the third one he is not a part of actively. The first two took place during the time he was deployed to Iraq. This one is taking place due to the end of our marriage and his seperation from the United States Army. This has been the hardest move for me by far. When I agreed to marry my current husband, never did I imagine the day would come when he would tell me he was gay and leaving me and my son for another man. Nor did I ever imagine he would break every promise he ever made to me. While I was very much in love with my husband the day I married him and through out our marriage, and a part of me loves him even now...I know that it could never work out between us. Despite the love that I have for him, the trust that once existed has been completely destroyed and can never be repaired. Without th

Loneliness!!!
Everynight i sit alone Wishing i had someone to call my own Sometimes i wonder what's wrong with me I try so hard to be the best i can be The more i try, the worst it gets I always end up with many regrets So why does it have to be that way Why do i always have to pay Lonliness is such a sad place There's no-one there to fill the space I feel my heart ache I see my eyes cry And I wonder........ Will i ever find that special guy? 8/16/94

Upcoming !!!!
Come play with me at Hellbound at I-Lounge inside Clutch Cargos in Pontiac on Feb 22nd! I will a couple pieces to play on. Also March 8th at The Works in Detroit Redemption Bondage Equipment's 9th anniversary party. Guests will include Ladies of the Fine Line , B.D.T. Pipe and Tobacco , Wonder Woman Massage , Cat O' Nine Tails and performance by Bondage Faerie

Stinkeyeradio Movie Theater
HEY EVERYONE THERE IS A NEW MOVIE OUT IN THE STINKEYERADIO THEATER COME CHECK IT OUT AND BRING ALL YOUR FRIENDS WITH HAVE A FEW DRINKS AND WATCH A MOVIE NOW PLAYING Steal http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=55064

Something I Wrote
Abused Oh see her standing there her screams echo through dead air her dreams wonder around her mind soon to be lost with time an she says…. these scars show me for who I am Just another abused by the hand She’s living in the shadows Feeling so alone with no love for her at home Slowly slipping away She just can’t go through another day an she says…. these scars show me for who I am Just another abused by the hand Cause everything she did was Overlooked by what she couldn’t do Just something fun I wrote (Talking) Cover your children’s ears this is no kid song. (A women breathing) OOH YEAH! (Music starts) I run my fingers threw your hair, how far it goes I don’t care Forget what you’ve known, I’m hear to make you moan and groan OOOO! !In an out, in an out! !You and me is all we need! OO the heat begins to rise. I see the passion, burning in your eyes. Our tangled legs in a heap, I can feel your hear

Oh8
So here I am sittin here listenin to songs and reading comments abou the recent voters on the MuMM lol ...also im votin on MuMM's ...anywayz besides the point I am at today... its been quite the day already...my parents are not impressed with my atm...but they shall get over that pretty quick I've decided that I am going to be moving outa the little crap ass of a town I am in lol...and moving to a slightly ;) bigger city than this..haha not even a city but whaaatever...gonna live with my sister for the first little while then ima get a place with my friend and boyfriend :D and then yeah it'll be raaadtastic ;) then in the end of the year what I am mainly excited for is saving up for the Vegas oh8 trip with my best-friends and boyfriend and their boyfriends and what not :D it'll be hella aweesome I definitely cannot wait for that..also two of my friends are having babies, due dates the same day :-O how randomly wicked is that...anywayz July is gonna be one awesome month..also I fu

This Reminds Me Of My Beloved Korky... May He Always Rest In Peace!!!!
Hope you like this, I think this is so true. God Bless everyone. "Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish Wolfhound named Belker. The dog's owners, Ron, his wife, Lisa and their little boy, Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they were hoping for a miracle. I examined Belker and found he was dying of cancer. I told the family we couldn't do anything for Belker, and offered to perform the euthanasia procedure for the old dog in their home. As we made arrangements, Ron and Lisa told me they thought it would be good for six-year-old Shane to observe the procedure. They felt as though Shane might learn something from the experience. The next day, I felt the familiar catch in my throat as Belker's family surrounded him. Shane seemed so calm, petting the old dog for the last time, that I wondered if he understood what was going on. Within a few minutes, Belker slipped peacefully away. The little boy seemed to accept Belker's

My Tattoo
Hey Ya'll Hey I wanted to write a new blog because I am extremly bored right now. I am going to be gettin my first tatto in a few months. But I am so excited about it because I wanted to get something I didn't want to regrett and have to get covered up later in life ya know??? So I am going to get a pair of Angel Wings With Cross in the middle Of them and Then between the two wings it will have my itials and then goin to have down in the cross the words" strength and Determination". It is going to look really awesome when its done. I went with this Idea an the words because It shows how much my life is a savin grace and I am willin to be strong an determined to be here and I how rough of life I went through to just be here today. But I am so excited about gettin it Can't wait and Sorry for the ones that think I am writtin to much about it. My bad. lol But Yeah I'll deffently put pics up when I get it done and show ya'll. Racer

Song Writing!
We were writing a new song today and decided to scrap it and write a funny (Yet strangely sad lol) country balad type (always willing to try new things) and need help with lyrics. Here's what we have so far: Today is the start of the rest of my life cos ive just been dumped by my crazy ex wife She threw out my clothes and smashed my tv an all cos a gave her a dose of VD (Chorus) VD.....VD.....that nasty VD, I gave her a dose, an now she hates me. She never would kiss me or hold of my hand Or tell me I'm handsome, that I am her man. Never did tell me that I was her love Just climbed into bed an gave me a shove So I poked her and spanked her till I could no more I flung her and banged her till her ass was sore Now she's goin to the doctors at quarter to 3 An all because I gave her VD....... Extra verses would be appreciated lol

My Thoughts
I am almost done with first semester classes. I think that I am doing awesome in school. I was always told that i wouldn't amount to anything since I had a learning disability. It's sad because i thought my family was suppose to support me in everything that i did in life. I have been out of my parents house for 2 years. I am doing alot better than i was doing back when i was living with them. My mind is alot clearer now. I know what i want out of life. I am more focused on graduating with a 4.0 GPA. I have alot of great friends who have helped me out through alot of problems. I think that it wasn't for certain friends that I have made online. I have a great fiance. He and I have been through so much in the past year and 5 months that we have been together. First miscarrying our first child in Oct 2007. Than having to move out of our apt in November 2007. Moving into a shared living situation(something out of the real world), living there for two months. Than finding our current

Quotes.
These are just sum Quotes that caught my eye in one book I have called "Think Big" Thot I shud share a few of them with yall.... -If you worry about what might be, and wonder what might have been, you will ignore what is. -The road to a successful relationship is always under construction. -Forgivness is the key to happiness. -Love lets the past die by moving us to a new beginning without changing the past. -Don't lead me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend. -A realationship is like a gem; it requires friction to polish it. -Negative thinking is mental malpractise. -If you don't know what direction to take, you haven't acknowledged where you are. -The best way to predict your future is to create it. -If you can't find the time to do it right the first time, when are you going to find the time to do it over? -If you and you partner always agree, one of you is unneccessary! -Therapist a

To Whom It May Concern
He will never be what others perceive He speaks his mind with no regard You look upon him with judgment in your eyes You may disapprove of his actions You may even see him to be an asshole But what gives you the right to be judge and jury Its my life I have the right to chose who I want to be with Haven't I suffered enough I deserve my happy ending I am tired of always second guessing my actions to make others happy You need to realize your my friend not my father I respect your opinion But I do not ask or need your approval I will chose who I believe I want to be with not because you say I should And if he turns out to be a true asshole.... Well its human nature, we all make mistakes you have to let me make mine...

Hiphopz
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Owned....................
I get the call that he is minutes away. I am to put a blindfold on and wait by the door in my black robe only. My heart is pounding as I turn out the lights and place the blindfold on at the door. My nipples are so hard they ache, and I can feel the wetness between my legs, wondering if I should clean up or just wait there wet. The decision is made for me because I suddenly hear footsteps on the porch. Master is here!!! I hear the door knob turn and I freeze. My heart is now pounding. The door opens and he is so close I can hear him breathe and feel the heat from his body. I take a deep breath. He says nothing, but leads me blindfolded into the room and places me on a chair. I just try to be calm and wait, while he cuffs my hands behind my back, locking them. Then he spreads my thighs wide open and ties my ankles to the chair legs. I am fully exposed for his eyes. I take a deep breath knowing he's looking at me and praying that I don't disappoint him. The cool air on my skin make

Juicy Auction
ONE OF MY FU BESTIES CT GIRL IS IN AN AUCTION AND IS LOOKING FOR SOME HOTTIE TO OWN HER SO CHECK HER OUT AND SHOW HER SOME LOVE. SHE'S GOT A LOT TO OFFER AND SHE IS LOOKING FOR AS MUCH LOVE AS SHE CAN GET! SO CLICK ON THE PICTURE AND SHOW THIS GIRL ALL THE LOVE THAT YOU GOT!! ALSO WHILE YOU'RE THERE HIT ME UP TOO! PIMPOUT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ONE AND ONLY ME! DȉЯrΤΥ ԍirᴸ®™**PrOmOtEr 4 Fu-LuV BoMb SqUaD**HeAd PrOmOtEr @ ViPeRs@ fubar

Funny Thoughts
"Treat me like an angel and I'll be your lil' devil." Crazy is a relative term in my family! Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich. "Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away." "Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to." Procrastinate now, don't put it off. Boys make good pets! Princess in training! At least I can still smoke in my car Caution, Blind Man Driving. "Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the mistakes you will make." All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day! "To learn to succeed, you must first learn to fail."-Michael Jordan "No BLOOD no foul." "Life's an Ocean, Sail It" "We are going to rip off your testicles.......and slash your tires." - Nip Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you! I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

What The Hell!?
I don't normally care what anyones status is one here,but there are just days when I am amazed at the stupidity of them. I don't think saying "machine guns protect our borders well" or "Happy Ramadan..shoot an Iraqi" is really tasteful. I mean damn,that really tells someone about you,now doesn't it? Just my opinion,which doesn't really matter.

Extreme New Album
A reunited, reignited Extreme knocked a full-to-capacity Hollywood House of Blues the funk out with a night of music and theatrics, proving that a little time off--like thirteen years--can be a good thing. The crowd, made up mainly of seemingly well-behaved men and women, absolutely lost it when Gary Cherone, Nuno Bettencourt, Pat Badger, and new drummer Kevin Figueiredo swiped the stage. (I didn’t see one person throwing up, and quite sadly, no zoomers were flashed). The energy exchange between the band and the audience was palpable at once going into “Comfortably Dumb,” as a lithe and ultra-fit Gary Cherone took the microphone, cheerfully attacking the stage. It’s usually a ballsy move to play a new song for an opener, but the audience, it seemed, was already in an Extreme-induced stupor and most appreciative. When Bettencourt’s guitar screamed out the first few notes of “Decadence Dance,” it was evident that the guys had their act down tight and were going to giv

911 System Down
IF YOU ARE LOCATED IN BERRIEN COUNTY MICHIGAN. MORE SO NEARBY THE BUCHANAN AREA THE 911 SYSTEM IS DOWN THEY ARE TRYING TO FIND THE PROBLEM! THE FOOLS MUST HAVE HIT THE CABLE LINE NEARBY WHILE DOING CONSTRUCTION. THIS NOT ONLY IS EFFECTING THE 911 CALLS BUT YOU CAN ONLY MAKE LAND LINE TO LAND LINE CALLS AND CELL TO CELL CALLS. WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO CALLING UDIG BEFORE DIGGING? THE PROBLEM LIES BETWEEN BUCHANAN AND THREE OAKS. WITH ANY LUCK IT SHOULD BE BACK UP BY MIDNIGHT ACCORDING TO THE NEWS IF YOU ARE IN THIS AREA AND UNABLE TO DIAL 911 YOU CAN DIAL 695-5120 TO GET HELP!!!

School
What Your Back to School Personality Says About You You are fairly driven, but the big win always seems a bit beyond your reach. You lack intense passion. You are most likely to succeed if you are working with other talented people. You thrive on a team. Your greatest skill is your verbal prowess. You have no problem finding words to express yourself, make your point, or win an argument. Your biggest stumbling block in life is worrying about what other people think of you. Their opinions matter even less than you think. You're not quite sure what you're thankful for in life, it doesn't seem like there's a lot to be thankful for these days. The Back to School Test

Thank To Great People
I just want to give a big thank you to THE ZODIAK BOMBERS and every one else that have been comment bombing the contest im in,it goes for 10 days so its only day one. I joined late and with all the hard work you guys are doing you moved me into second place,keep bombing away i will be giving out random FUBUCKS every day to different bombers..once again you guys Rock and a big thank you!!!!!!!!!! Please click the picture and rate and comment as mush as you can

X-mas Shopping!
Yesterday I went after thanksgiving shopping for my first time! It was CRAZY!! I saw an old man get beat down by a lady over a XBox 360, poor man was hanging on to that game for dear life!!! I dont believe that I would want to go back to WAL-MART this time of the year again!!

Pain And Sorrow.
I am beginning to feel that the Gods have cursed my life, everywhere I turn, every time I begin to feel a small measure of joy. Something occurs to damage that or totally destroy it. What in my past has caused this, I know that we pay for and learn from past mistakes on this plane. But, why in the infinite wisdom of the Gods, must it always affect someone else as well? The pains I suffer should be mine and mine alone to face, no one else. I have recently, without choosing to, caused great pain in someone very dear to me. Someone who has touched me deeply and shown me things that have allowed me for the first time to experience a more enriched view of life. My life has always been so very dark and for once I could see the potential of finding true happiness, now I grow concerned because so many causative factors are working to destroy that. I pray the Gods are just testing our resolve, but it is all to familiar to me. I hope the answer comes soon, I am not sure I can b

The New Me
Ok this blog goes to all on here who have made their little comments on me having this surgery..lol They have called it "the easy way out" well let me tell you, i have struggled with being heavy all my life and it took alot of courage to have this surgery, but it is now 6 months after and i feel great, i am now down 100lbs and still losing..lol This is not the "easy way out" its the "last resort"!! Im extremely happy with my decision and may i add i LOOK GREAT..lol I have been asked if my attitude has changed since i have lost the weight..lol HELL NO i am who i am, i didnt have the surgery to please anyone but myself!! im still the smartass, honest, caring, loving person i have always been!!

My Crappy Navy Life.
People always tell me that i'm doing a good job serving my country, but no one realizes that the navy is almost useless. Sure we are at war, but that is mainly the Marines and the Army with a few Navy personnel serving as security and air support. But the majority of the Navy is just us going out to sea in circles with too many ships. Sure there are plenty of pros to being in the Navy. Get to see the world, have free medical and dental care, get college money and learn a viable job. But the cons far outweigh all that. Whenever someone joins the Navy they are 18 or 17 at the youngest pretty much grown up thinking that they will get out and enjoy life, think again. If you are an enlisted person, you still get treated as if your 10 years old. Fucking bullshit in other terms. When one person fucks up everyone pays for it. Then you also get the assholes that talk to you anyway they want to and you cant do anything about that cause they fucking outrank you. On the whole seeing the world t

Right On Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back: I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers.. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entert ainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, which is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE ? I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion. I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of

The Shakes
His fingers trembled as he reached for his smokes. He had to struggle to get his smoke lit, it was windy you see. As the window tore between the buildings, it made a high pitched whine that sounded like someone far away was screaming thier head off.

Oops
THERE IS SO MUCH STUFF HERE ON THIS "FUBAR" THING THAT I DONT HAVE A CLUE WHAT THE HELL IM DOING! MAYBE ILL FIGURE IT OUT WHEN IM 100...NAW PROBABLY NOT. I DID FIND SOMEONE I'D LIKE TO ... NEVER MIND. ANYWAY IF MY PROFILE IS BORING, BARE WITH ME OR HELP!!!!!!!!!IM TOTALLY LOST

How To Create Ezrate Picture Folders
Everyone who's been here a while knows the value of having ezRate picture folders! The best ones are about the same size, not too large but not too small (I still like to see what I'm rating!), and usually have a central theme to attract different people to different categories. If you have a VIP you can have 2500 pictures, so you want to set up folders that have 250 pics to maximize on cherry bombing. The max # of pics a bomb can hit is 250 so that # provides the best value to both bomber and bombee. 250 seems to be a good size for click by click raters too, but it helps if you have a variety of categories because that provides some incentive for people who are into different things to rate your pics. Typically they will rate a few folders then move on to help another fubarian, but the easier it is to rate your pics the more likely it is they will rate more. When pics change sizes or take too long to appear it slows down the process and they may get frustrated which means they m

So True
So many things I got to do, so many things I got to do, I gotta,gotta do, I gotta,gotta do gotta do, gotta do, gotta do, gotta do I gotta, gotta. Gotta keep my sanity, gotta face reality. Gotta find my destiny, gotta know my history. Gotta keep my dignity, gotta feed my family. Gotta praise his majesty, gotta give thanks to the I in me. Gotta keep my head up high, gotta reach out for the sky. Gotta know the reasons why ,gotta get my piece of that pie. Gotta try to tell no lie, gotta keep an eagle eye. Gotta go to zion I, gotta give thanks to the I in I Gotta do some good today, gotta walk in a righteous way. Gotta hear what the father say, gotta, gotta, pray every day. Gotta work to get my pay, gotta rest on sabbath day. Gotta never go astray , gotta give thanks then I am o.k. Gotta go for excellence, gotta show magnificence. Gotta flow with the elements, gotta work with common sense. Gotta make the people see, gotta be the best that I can be . Gotta show humility, g

Maddie's Life
I am a 50 yr old that has had a lot of hard times. I have been made stronger, or so I am told I am stronger for it. I won't bore you with the details, but I will tell you this, I am not a pushover, nor am I ready for someone to tell me what I want to hear. Tell me honestly what is on your mind, but remember, I am a real person and not just a pic that is on a website. I have been told things that hurt me deeply about my looks, but they don't know the real me. The person that wears her heart on her sleeve. The person that would give everything she has if possible to help someone but will not be played for a fool anymore. People that I trusted, turned out not to be the friends I thought they were, when I lost money, they turned away. When I was making money they were there. When I lost my house they acted as if they did not know me. I learned real quick who I could and could not trust. I am a true friend that keeps secrets and does not tell a soul. I am honest and trustworthy, damn I am

Tormented
Ok this is a little new to me, as I now find myself single again with another man living in my home, but here I am. Not even sure why I'm here so any input would be appreciated. But if you are the same type of tramp I am still unfortunately married to, then don't bother. Right now I am bitter and on guard, but I am working on it. Is there solice of actual friendship in here, or is it all just more BS for those with nothing better to do? Help me out here. Oh by the way. the tramp in the picture behind me fell off, but quickly jumped on a steroid freak, so good

I Love When This Happens
Lyrics to Blame It ft T-Pain by Jamie Foxx Blame it on the Goose (goose) Got you feeling loose (loose) Blame it on Petron ('tron) Got you in the zone (zone) Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol Blame it on the alcohol (fades) (Verse 1) Ay, She say she usually don't But I know that she front Cause shawty know what she want But she don't wanna seem like she easy I hear you saying what ya won't do But you know we probably gon do What you been fening deep inside Don't lie now (Chorus) Girl, What ya drinking Gone let it sink in Here for the weekend Thinking, we can See what we can be if we press fast foward Just one more round If you're down, I'm for it Fill another cup up Feeling on your butt-What? You don't even care now I was unaware How fine you was before my buzz set in (My buzz set in) Blame it on the Goose (goose) Got you feeling loose (loose) Blame it on Petron ('tron) Got you in the zone (zone) Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol Blame

How To Get Rid Of Genital Warts
Trying to get rid of genital warts is hard and frustrating. There are so many products to pick from. And you want to get rid of them because they are causing embarrassment, they get itchy and you have to scratch them, they also cause pain. Finally here is the solution

Memorabilia /collectibles
My name is Kevin "Glori" Goods. Most people call me Glori. I am a singer/song writer and enjoy doing all three very much. I am on this site to gain more experience and as many connections as possible. memorabilia /collectibles collectible coins collectible currency collectible stamps magic cards

Stripper
It was my best friend’s birthday next weekend and I had the perfect gift I wanted to give him. I knew he enjoyed a good strip club as he had taken me with him once and I had seen the excitement in his face. Now me and him have flirted every now and then but had never taken it any further out of respect for the other. But this was his 21st birthday so I had to make it special so I planned something really special for him seeing as I had a spare key to his place I decide to make it so he worked a lil in the morning so I could get everything set up at his house then I was gonna take him out to dinner then to a strip club and then back to his house for my special surprise. I had bought a stripper pole and a sexy mini skirt with a low cut top and some fuck me heels. So after dinner we went to the strip club and I knew he was in heaven and getting a little excited so after he had a few drinks I suggested we go back to his place for my birthday present that I knew he was gonna love he a

You Might Be Playing Fubar In Real Life
If you and your closest friends, go to the top of a lookout tower every day, and block all the windows so nobody else can get to the top.......you might be playing Fubar in Real Life. If you stand outside a jewelry story with a bucket and tell people you're COLLECTING jewelry.......you might be playing Fubar in Real Life If you POLISH somebody's more expensive and large jewelry, but don't polish the small stuff.......you might be playing Fubar in Real Life.

My Dating Score
Your Dating Purity Score: 30% You are an experienced dater. You've dated around enough to know what you want in a relationship. And you've got the dating skills to get exactly what you want! Dating Purity Test

Just Talkin
lets see, i dont know what it is that i do wrong to men, i understand that your supposed to date for a while and not call until he calls or some shit and there are so many damn rules to it all and honestly i dont give a shit about any of them. if i want to spend time with a guy then im going to call him and let him know.and if he doesnt want to spend time with me then be honest...i just want someone that wants to be with me as much as i do them, its not like im high matienence...spending time at home doing nothing but cuddling is a good time to me...so if there are any latino guys out there that could appriciate that...then hit me up!!!

Surgery Sucks Major Ass
so sunday morning was my knee surgery and so sunday morning i got up and got ready and went to the hospital and i was there for like an hour and then my doctor came and got me and told me to sit in his office and he went over some stuff and i had to fill somethings out and then i was getting ready for my surgery getting changed and i start to cry cause i dont like surgery and then this hott doctor comes in and sat me down and told me everything that was going to happen in the surgery and then drew on my knee where they were going to cut and everything and then he asked if i was ready and i said for you anytime baby and he said alright lets go and i said alright and we did our thing jaykay but then he wheeled me away to my nightmare and then i woke up to about the whole damn hospital crowded around me and then i was in the recovery room and that oh so very hott doctor came back and said everything in the surgery went well and that the healing process should go fine and nice and easy and

Girlfriend
I'm single and defiantly looking, Fill out the application and send it to me in a message! If you could go anywhere, where would it be? Who do you admire most in the world? Why would you want to be with me? What would you do with me? Favorite flower? Do you like the ocean? Why? What about it? Like military men? Why? What to you is the perfect date? Do you want to have kids someday? How many? Why should I be interested in you? Anything else you want to tell me? ~If you're interested it's worth a try...

Earthquake
What a shitty day! Two good sized quakes. I used to live in Moreno Valley, CA so this wasn't my first. No electricity from 7:15am to 11:11pm That sucked. No power island wide so no traffic lights, not to many places open.

Life And Stuff
HEy all, did not expect such an outpouring of love from ya all on here. So I apologize at being so slow to respond to your love, but I will as soon as possible! Please keep leaving it for i shall return it all! haha. I am just incredibly busy with school right now and a lot of family issues. So just if you could keep your thoughts and prayers with my family, friends, and me I would greatly appreciate it. Take care and luv ya all!

Masculinity
Let me begin by saying that I understand society as a whole and women in particular, have been attempting to emasculate men for some 40 years now. And, what a mess this has created. Everyone is losing their "place" in this society. I also realize that a lot of women prefer a man they can "control". That is fine, for them, but I am not one of them. I like men who are sure of themselves, confident in their masculinity, and unafraid to approach the world with their purely male attitude. The kind of man who gets dirty and cleans up with just a shower and a shave. Any man who takes longer to get ready to go out than I do, is just way too high maintenance for me. If it takes you more than an hour in front of the mirror, you are either a metrosexual or a narcisist...and in either case, my patience just doesn't stretch that far. I know you've had it drilled into you that you have to be politically correct, but I'm here to tell you that I'd rather hear what you really think...no holds barre

My Daily Life
just so i can learn about you...... 1.name 2.birthday 3.have we met 4.are you attracted to me 5.would you kiss me 6.what do you think is my best attribute 7.would you watch a movie with me 8.would you stay in my bed 9.do you want me to answer this for you 10.where were you born 11.where do you live now 12.favorite color 13.favorite movie 14.favorite food 15.favorite fruit 16.favorite smell 17.favorite song of the moment

???
So I suppose this is my first blog on here..so hell I might as well make this interesting. I feel so stupid writing this but I have fallin in love with S&M...Don't ask me why I just did. The power that one person can have over another just thrills me beyond all comprehention. There has only been one person who awakened this passion in me, and now I can't get enough of it. There's one problem though. I have not met anyone yet who actually has the audacity to try anything like that with anyone. Most guys are so concerned with not hurting a girl, and that's all fine and dandy, but what if the girl wants it to a certian extent. Not to be HURT but completely controlled to a degree. Is this some kind of horrible thing to ask to be the submissive in the bed room. I think not, but nobody wants to take the challenge do they. Nobody seems to have the Balls to give it a shot. Now don't get me wrong I love romance and the standard passion, candles soft music, etc but geez can't somebody break out

A Lil Humor
A BOSS WALKED INTO THE OFFICE ONE MORNING NOT KNOWING THAT HIS ZIPPER WAS DOWN AND HIS FLY AREA IS WIDE OPEN. HIS SECRETARY WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID "BOSS, THIS MORNING WHEN YOU LEFT YOUR HOUSE, DID YOU CLOSE YOUR GARAGE DOOR?" THIS WAS NOT A PHRASE THAT HER BOSS UNDERSTOOD, SO HE WENT INTO HIS OFFICE LOOKING A BIT PUZZLED. WHEN HE WAS ABOUT DONE WITH HIS PAPERWORK HE SUDDENLY NOTICED THAT HIS ZIPPER WAS NOT ZIPPED UP. HE ZIPPED UP AND, REMEMBERING WHAT HIS SECRETARY HAS TOLD HIM, FINALLY UNDERSTOOD . THEN HE INTENTIONALLY WENT OUT TO ASK FOR A CUP OF COFFEE FROM HIS SECRETARY. WHEN HE REACHED HER DESK, HE SAID "WHEN YOU SAW THE GARAGE DOOR OPEN DID YOU SEE MY HUMMER PARKED IN THERE?" THE SECRETARY SMILED FOR A MOMENT AND SAID "NO BOSS, I DIDN'T...ALL I SAW WAS A MINI-VAN WITH 2 FLAT TIRES."

I Dont Care
im sorry but there is noone else who knows the adress to my b/f's apartment acept the one person. And this one person cant stand my b/f so i know she got the adress and reported it to the police. so you can sit there and tell me you didnt call the police all you want but i know from sources you did.

Hi Christie Here, Whats New?
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=29190567 CHECKOUT MY WORK XCHRISTIEX Random Facts to know and tell 1.I never read instructions, I prefer it to try things out till it works. 2.I'm afraid of spiders. 3.I don't like the word "Hot". Sometimes people mistake my quietness for rudeness. 4.I can change my mood within seconds. 5.If i'm in a bad mood you'll never notice because I won't show it. 6.I'd rather talk to people online than on the phone. 7.I won't trust you until you prove me that you are worthy of being trusted. 8.I am impatient. 9.I don't like having attention drawn to me. 10.I don't take compliments well (I know that's weird). 11.It embarasses me when people say i'm hot. Music is like my oxygen. 12.I'm short, only 5'1". 13.Most people don't take me seriously. 14.I look younger than I am. 15.I don't like the word "cute". 16.I hate talking about myself. 17.I hate being bored.

Sex Style
You scored as Hot. You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.Hot81%Exciting69%Violent69%Wet56%Soft44%Shy25%Awkward13%Sweet13%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com

My First Blog
Yule: circa December 21st by Mike Nichols copyright by MicroMuse Press Our Christian friends are often quite surprised at how enthusiastically we Pagans celebrate the 'Christmas' season. Even though we prefer to use the word 'Yule', and our celebrations may peak a few days BEFORE the 25th, we nonetheless follow many of the traditional customs of the season: decorated trees, carolling, presents, Yule logs, and mistletoe. We might even go so far as putting up a 'Nativity set', though for us the three central characters are likely to be interpreted as Mother Nature, Father Time, and the Baby Sun-God. None of this will come as a surprise to anyone who knows the true history of the holiday, of course. In fact, if truth be known, the holiday of Christmas has always been more Pagan than Christian, with it's associations of Nordic divination, Celtic fertility rites, and Roman Mithraism. That is why both Martin Luther and John Calvin abhorred it, why the Puritans refused to acknow

Yuck.
I have been off and on with a guy since September as most of you know. We both love each other yet have had trouble making things work. Well I went on a date last Saturday. The next day I went out with this guy I have been off and on with. We decided to try once more. He was going to move out of the country but decided to stay for me. He is wonderful with my son and seems perfect for me. So that is the happy part. The other part has to do with the guy I went out with. He is a really nice guy. I really enjoyed being with him. In fact if my boyfriend had moved I think this other guy and I might have had something. I just feel really bad about how it happened. I tried to be nice about it and I was honest with him with out having to give details. I know he is not all heart broke over it as it was only one date but I still feel bad because I do like him. It's just that I am head over heels with this other guy. Ok now I am done venting.

My First Blog
On Tuesday my left knee had surgery! They scoped it! Today it is killing me! I still can not bender the damn knee! If anyone has anything to add or share please let me know! BKM40 Hmmm... I am not sure what to say on my first blog! I guess you can say what ever you feel like! Please let me know if you have anything to add! bkm40

No Apologies
There you stood in disbelief, Trying all you could to se through these lies And every word that I could breathe, Would you find more inclined to leave, but I tried And knowing what I've done to you, With every thought you suffer through My heart as black as evil can And everything I could have been, Erased by what I wanted then I couldn't think a lesser man [Pre-chorus:] All the delicate ways That I deepened our graves My apology pales [Chorus:] Oh, the pain in your eyes My regrets have never known such sorrow Oh, the shame that you hide Resolutions are the same tomorrow So now I reap what I have sewn, and any rapture I had shown has bled dry And I walked the streets alone, accepting pain I'd never known, as you died Then I hurt myself to see it too, to feel the knife I put in you My heart as broken as my ways I never should've let it pass, this fall was never meant to last The reason gone and damage stays [Pre-chorus] [Chorus] [Pre-chorus] [Ch

Things That Make You Say Hmmmm...
1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed? 2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? 3. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? 4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your backside? 5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'? 6. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? 7. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date? 8. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? 9. Is French kissing in France just called kissing? 10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'? 11. What do people in China call their good plates? 12. Why do people point to their wrist when

Never
Who ever grows up and thinks about what the man or woman they will be with for the rest of there lives? We all have. I never knew how much I could love someone. I never knew that I would be in love and be happy as I am. Years ago i wouldn't have given a chance to the man I have today. Thinkin that all the past experiences led me to what I am, who I am, and who I ended up with. For all those who broke my heart I thank you. because if it wasn't for those few I wouldn't have opened my heart to the unfamiliar. I love you Allan! You are my whole world!

In A Word
You know someone had a bullentin out that said to describe in one word what you think of me.I thought that was just to damn cute.I loved it.So I thought why not put a blog up & maybe it wouldn't go to my shoutbox or private mail like it did in the bullentin. Now when doing this please repost this anyway you wish & I will damn sure tell you in one word what I think of you.So if you post here I will post there.(Fair Enough)I know the little games we play but hey I am bored here in Argentina so humor me.

Just Me
The first guy to reply will be my new CT hubby... have fun You Are a Very Bad Girl You are 0% Good and 100% Bad As they say, good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere! You make most bad girls look like angels - and have a hell of a time along the way. Are You a Good Girl or a Bad Girl?

By: Vampriss
My Love I can still remember the first night I saw you. I was walking down Main Street, the moon was full, the air was chilled. It was already a perfect night. But then out of no where I see you standing alone. Your hair shined as the moon's rays touched it. Your body was perfect, and your legs seemed like they should go on forever. I knew at that moment I had to make you mine. There was no getting around it, and no getting over it. I watch you for the first time that night. You walked on down the street after a few moments. Your whole body seemed to glide over the hard sidewalk, you should have been walking on soft green grass, so that your feet would have in no way felt pain. You walked on for about ten minuets, then walked into an apartment building. Oh how happy you had made me by leading me to your castle. Surely though a Goddess such as you are, should never have lived in such an ugly building. I would have to make sure you were moved to some pla

Science, Earth Based Religions, And The Web Of Life
Science, Earth Based Religions, and the Web of Life Author: Gary Posted: January 21st. 2007 Found Online at: http://www.witchvox.com/va/dt_va.html?a=usma&c=words&id=11164 The most important thing for a religion to remain strong and be able to grow is that it follow "reason" which requires the leaders to stay current with new knowledge so the teachings are in tune with the changing world-view of the masses. This is most important in rapidly changing times such as these where people are now much more informed and can travel anywhere in the world in a second via the Internet. No longer are we isolated in small groups where all think the same way, go to the same school, must worship the same religion, or see the same things. We now live in a global community. This increased worldliness combined with knowledge of what makes things alive has led to a need for religion that is compatible with the times. For many, Wicca and the other Earth religions are proving ideal. Through

George
So yeah I am 6'8" wear a size 18 shoe and play basketball recreationly. I like to play video games every now and then, but what I love the most is Music any type of music I don't care. I have a bro and a sister. I enjoy chilling with my friends, clubbing, and whatever else comes to mind. There you guys know a little about me. So leave comments or other things and add questions to ask me if you would like i'll keep you guys updated. Peace all.

Crushman
HOW I FEEL Current mood: uncomfortable Category: WEAK IN SIDE :( Friends I AM SO ONE THAT HURTS SO BAD INSIDE ALL THE TIME, THE PAIN IS LIKE BEING IN A GAS CHAMBER AND TRYING TO BREATH IN BUT IT ONLY BURNS THE INSIDES. I MISS MY CHILDREN THEY ARE INSEPRATE FOSTER HOMES AT THE MOMENT, CAUSE THERE MOM SAMANTHA F-CKED UP ! AND LOST EM :( I MISS MY XWIFE CAROL MORE THAN ANY ONE I HAVE EVER BEN WITH THAT I COULDNT TAKE IT ANY MORE SO I TRYED TO KILL MY SELF ON THE 10TH OR SOMETHING I TOOK 30 SLEEPING PILLS I HURT WITH OUT MY LIFE LONG PARTNER ! ITS LIKE HAVEING A TWIN AND THE LOSEING IT LIKE SOME ONE IN MY FAMILY. (BILLY I HURT FOR YOU BROTHER) TIFFANY IS ALWAYS ON MY MIND ! THE PAIN HURTS EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT IT BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I KNOW I WOULD OF BEN GREETED BY HER IF I COULD OF JUST DIED :( I KNOW ITS NOT GOING TO BE THE LAST TIME I DONT WHY ? I THINKS THATS WHY I WENT TO HAWAII ! I HAD TO GO BEFOR IT WAS DONE "( MAYBE THIS IS HOW I DIE T

Cutest Kids Contest
my kids are entered in the cutestkids contest please come vote and rate them i will show the love in return have a great one gothbitch821 just click on the pics above to get to the pics thanks again

Romance And Relationships
You made me so happy, By opening up your heart, I am so very glad, That we had a start, I hope you understand Just what you do to this man, I hope I give to you, All that you give to me, In such a short time, You helped me to see, That love can grow So easily, No matter what I ever do, My greatest joy in life is truly loving you. I want her still, her touch, her kiss, her hands interlocking with mine. I feel her deep inside herself, touching her very soul. I have my legs wrapped around her, I feel her heart beat against mine, the pulsating power behind each motion and movement of my body penetrating her. She pulls me close, her breath is my own. Entwined as her body becomes mine, filling her with such ecstasy that I move towards her with a new connection, reaching beyond the physical realm and moving into the spiritual realm. Reaching such heights of orgasmic bliss, I feel the waves moves through out her entire being rushing into the depths of my body, the explosion of passion spil

Ducks And Resturaunts...
ok, so i finally had something happen that is completely blog worthy...so on tuesday night after the bitch was calling me satanic, joes came and got me. we went to riverside park in billings (as there was nothing else to do) and we walked the trails for a while...it was getting dark, so we finally got back up to the parking lot after walking a lot. then we just chilled on the grass...after laying there for a while and hearing weird noises, i sit up, and there happens to be a 4 some going on! its the fucking ducks! so after my stomache stops hurting from laughing...i decide those porn monkeys should quit their "fucking around." after chasing all the horny bastards away, we went up to the outback steakhouse. so we eat, and they have this really awesome bread...so im so full i start gagging since i cant hold anymore food down, but we have this crazy waiter that keeps giving us this bread, and on top of that, he keeps taking off with Joe's soda, even when hes only taken 3 sips out of it, (

Stupid Names
It's that time again, yes, after my rant on the stupid fucking 'morph' pics, I'm ready to rant about something almost as annoying...The stupid fucking names people have registered on Cherry Tap. Lets start with the name "Baby". Any use of that word in conjunction with ANY other word, is absolutely fucking retarded. I think 1/3 of the girls on CTap are "BabyGirl" or "lilbabygirl" or some facsimile thereof. This is the dumbest fucking thing you could possibly do. You have to be an adult, which is 18+, to even register a page on this site. We're all fucking adults here, so god damnit, ACT LIKE IT. If you have such an infatuation with the word "Baby" then I suggest you go to a fetish site where you can dress up an old man in some diapers and clean him up when he shits himself. Your stupid fucking name has no place here. If I even see a profile and it has 'baby' in the name, I will refuse to click on it. The next one is "Barbie". None of you look like Barbie, and you never wi

All About Me
hi im tamye 26yr old swf,ive got 3 awsome kids. i luv power,adrenaline rushes, 6 tatts,my nose,tounge & ears pierced.i like strong minded & beautiful men,i like country boys,but im not picky. i luv meeting new people,i'm a fan of nascar & john deere.i hope to hear from yall soon.god bless.

Quotes
"A hotel isn't like a home, but it's better than being a house guest." William Feather (1908 - 1976) "It is when power is wedded to chronic fear that it becomes formidable." Eric Hoffer (1902 - 1983) The Passionate State of Mind, 1954 "The guy who takes a chance, who walks the line between the known and unknown, who is unafraid of failure, will succeed." Gordon Parks

Funnies
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and, presto, the blockage will be removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. Avoid arguments with your wife about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink. 4. For high-blood-pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about the toothache. 8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need two tools - WD-4

Spent Monday Night In The "er"
Just wanted to let everyone know that have fully recovered from the Bells Palsy. It was a very uncomfortable experience to say the least. Thanks to those who read the blog and sent well wishes!! Hello friends and visitors! I spent last night in the emergency room. Yesterday afternoon I noticed that I was having trouble closing my left eye. In the evening I was having trouble eating my dinner. It felt like I had just got back from the dentist and the novocaine had not worn off. After doing a little research on WebMD.com and talking to a nurse friend of mine, I decided I'd better get it checked out. (Do a symptom search on WebMD on "drooping face" and you can read all about it.) The ER doctor told me that I have Bells Palsy. I was familiar with this condition because my best friends dad has been through the same thing. I saw an Ear, Nose and Throat doctor today and he has given me some meds to fight the virus and relieve the swelling. It is usually caused by a viral infecti

What Will Become?
Have you ever felt as if your not sure where your life should be, as if your trying to live two different lifes. Both lifes contradicting the other, not sure of the life you should lead, wanting to do both. nowing you can't. You have people you love and desire on both sides. Both sides wanting you, niether fully grasping you. You have people who want to help you, but you wont allow even though you desire it. Something is holding you tied to confusion. Not sure what to do you just block off everyone and everything. You try to hide this confusion frmo others, from yourself, but some manageto work in a little. They try to help, but your not sure what to do; let them help or hide even more. You have spent most of your life trying to figure it out but have only figured out that you may never be whole. Most of yourself is hidden from the world. You figure that because its you, you should know these things but can't seem to figure out why you dont know even yourself. Therefor you block everyo

Sex Quiz........ SEX QUIZ how good are you?? . --Above75 means your shit in bed. --Above 50 means you are not so good and quite boring in bed..and not so fun --Below 50 means you are fun in bed,but nothing special --Below 25 means you are damn good in bed! --below 15 means your amazing in bed! AFTER you're done... put your name at the bottom, along with your score. (TIP: USE A CALCULATOR...THINKING...pfft!!!) Copy this and post your own bulletin! Put the subject - "The sex quiz...Are you up for it?" START AT 50.... -Add 10 if you are a virgin. -Subtract 5 if You have had sex before. -Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people. -Add 5 If you have never had oral sex. -Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex. -Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place. -Subtract 3 if you have done 69. -Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm. -Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms. -Subtract 2 if you have masturbated

Be Offline For A While
Greetings All, Just heard back from 'The Man' - And I have a new job starting Monday Morning for the Archaeological and Historical Conservancy. Its a 6 - 8 Week Project near Bonita Springs, Florida (NW of Miami) - the other side of the State, a place called Corkscrew Swamp. At least the gators aren't mating this time of year,,, ACK!!! LOL. Anyways, I will not have internet access except for the rare visit to the local Internet cafe or Library. I will be there Mon-Fri and come home for the weekends though, so I will try to say Hi then. So, If you are wondering what has happened to me - I haven't fallen off the Earth, just trying to make some Money. Leave me some LUV, I'll know You came by. Blessings All!!! The following 2 Pics relate culturally to the people that once lived, strived, died and maintained a distinct culture in the area I will be working in: The Calusa People. Needless to say, they were MUCH more sophisticated that had previously been assumed. Amongst their achieve

They Call Me A Bitch
When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. &nb sp; It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed. And if that makes me a bitch,

Jokers Wild Short Bus
TAKE A RIDE ON THE SHORT BUSClick the picture to catch the next bus What's UP! Hey everyone! If you like REAL people and want to hang with the coolest around, ask Jokers wild to put you on the next bus out! They are filling up fast!!! After you hop on a bus check out the short bus lounge where once you subscribe to the lounge you can hang with the rest of the helmet wearing HOTTIES... and us window licking guys. In the lounge made for real people by real people you can bullshit, post links to funny shit (Like my stashes *Hint* *Hint*) or post some pictures (Like Fat Sonny's photo shops). It's a fun place to get over the worries and troubles of every day life (with some good music :D) So strap on your helmet and enjoy the ride. There will be random contest for best photoshop, funniest stash video, funniest Joke etc... The prizes can range from a free t-shirt from FUCKING INSANE T-SHIRTS , free paid gold account for the year to My Babe Space.com ,blasts etc.. So stop in every day to sa

Really Need An Answer
Ok I was blocked from posting mumms. Was told that it was because of Nsfw which im my post didnt have any. So when they block you from that do you ever get it back? And why would someone report me if I did nothing wrong?

Whoda Thunk It?
Well..i am learning a huge lesson about Fubar today..:( It seems as though because of my newly acquired rank (which will be gone by the end of the fucking day) has tongues wagging. I am amazed at the audacity of some to talk shit about me like I have stolen poses and shit. Stolen poses? Are you kidding me?..LMAO I guess Playboy stole all the poses on here too? Not to mention the nerve of some to wish ill will of me when I have done nothing wrong, but bust my ass and work hard everyday, for this ONE shining moment. If you are on my friends list and you don't think I deserve to be ranked where I am right now, for Gods sake get the hell off of it please. I can be the best friend you can have or I can be your worst enemy...thats the Scorpio in me. Love me Or Leave me the Hell alone! Hugs and Kisses to all that show love..MUAH

Shit And More Shit
ok so here i sit in downtown waiting for nate to get off work ... so bored... just wish i actually had a good paying job so we can get internet .... so heres whats going on ..... my job at spirit halloween is fucking me over big time!!! The bitch of a boss finally put me on for more days...( only 4 this coming week) ..still only getting paid 7.25 an hour when everyone else is getting 7.35 me and my friend candi are the only ones... plus... found out that my boss hates me with a passion... (dont know what i did to her pregnat ass) but yet.... everything else seems to be looking up for me .. im still alive.. im eating somewat healthy... and cut back on smokes... but... for the weed thats still a consant!!!!!!!!!!! Well i must be going.. till next time stay up down and all around MCL V

Tomorrow....
I HAVE BEEN IN A BIT OF A FUNK FOR THE PAST WEEK.... HERE I SIT THINKING IT IS ALL THESE CONSCIOUS THOUGHTS RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD.... THEN MY MOTHER CAME TO ME AND ASKED IF I AM READY FOR COURT TOMORROW.... YES THE 17TH IS ALREADY HERE... TOMORROW WHEN I GET OFF OF WORK AT 6AM I GET TO TRY TO REST BEFORE GOING TO COURT TO FINALIZE MY DIVORCE AND SAY GOODBYE TO MY CHILDREN FOR THE LAST TIME... I'VE BEEN CRYING FOR ABOUT AN HOUR NOW... DONT ASK MY WHY... I KNOW WHY BUT ALLLL THE REASONS COMBINED ARE TOO MUCH FOR ME TO VOICE... BUT I'M GONNA TRY NOT FOR YOU BUT TO SEE IF GETTING IT OUT REALLY HELPS.... I HATE MY HUSBAND... I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD FEEL SUCH HATRED FOR ANOTHER PERSON IN MY LIFE AND YET HE BROUGHT IT OUT OF ME... I NEVER WISHED BAD THINGS UPON ANYONE, BUT I WOULDNT BE HAPPIER IF HE WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SOME GOD AWFUL MIS-HAP. BUT FOR SOME REASON KNOWING TOMORROW WILL BE THE END OF THE 7 YEAR NIGHTMARE SADDENS ME... HE HURT ME SO BAD AND PUT ME THROUGH SOOOOO MUCH

Alone
I feel so alone I feel like I have no one I feel so sad What have I done? I feel so empty inside Does anyone love me? I feel no love None that I can feel or see I feel so empty I am so sad I’m feeling down I feel so mad I want to be loved But I am alone Alone in this world A heart-broken one I don’t feel anything There is no love for me I feel nothing There is nothing I see I want to feel love Ever so true And all I feel anymore Is just so blue Who I want I can’t have And whom I have I don’t want This is why I feel so alone My heart sinks down low I feel so sad and so empty Away is where I want to go Away with someone who cares And with so much love Maybe heaven sent From up above Then I will have someone My life to share And not be alone And have someone to care Being all alone in this world It is so gloomy and so dark I feel as if love for me Has missed its mark I hope that it hasn’t And one day I will

The Baby
As all of you know it has been a very long nine months of pregancy. But on monday October 22 the new addition to our family finally arrived. A beautiful little girl named Moiria Corrine. She was born 7 lbs 9 1/2 oz and was 19 inches long. I will be posting new pics of her soon

Contest
I HAVE SCORED 2 AUGHTOGRAPHED PICS OF BATISTA AND TRIPLE H, I AM OPENING A CONTEST FOR THE BEST SET OF BOOBS WITH THE NAME OF THE WRESTLER YOU WANT WRITTEN ON THEM. THIS WILL BE A WEEK LONG CONTEST STARTING THURSDAY SO ALL ENTRIES MUST BE IN BY THEN. THE WINNER SCORES THE MOST COMMENTS BY NEXT THURSDAY. I WILL SEND THE AUTOGRAPHED PIC NEXT DAY DELIVERY!!!!! SO IF YOU WANT TO ENTER SHOOT ME A MESSAGE WITH YOUR PIC.

What's In A Name?
I attended a meeting today of one of my families.... out of 30 members there were at the appointed start time only 3(count them-3!!!)but we attained the great number of 7 before we ended the meeting 2 1/2 hours later...granted some were out,or had company,but even though it was called on short notice I'm sure there were more than the 7 of us available to give input,output,and any other put there might actually be...... The 2 biggest concerns in the family are the fact that even though only required to "drop" 150 comments minimum,some don't even attempt it on an every other day basis sorely depleting the energy of the remaining bombers.... and refusing to put the family name into the tagline on their names.... If you have enough chutzpah to want to join the family (any family)then you should have the cojones to wear the name of the family with pride.... And if you belong to so many families that you can't even abbreviate the titles into the tagline,maybe you should rethink your po

My Photo's
Hi Ladies and how are you? I just wanted to say hi and that I am an exhibitionist (albeit a nice one). I mention sometimes to rate and comment on my photo's. The ratings do not mean much really. However, it lets me know you've dropped by and checked out my photo's. I know my photo's are not for everyone. For the Ladies that enjoy nude men I hope you enjoy :)

Its A Boy
HEY I JUST FOUND OUT TODAY, MY DAUGHTER IS HAVING A SON ! ITS A BOY... I AM SO EXCITED... I HAD TWIN DAUGHTERS, ALWAYS WANTED A BOY... CAN NOT HAVE CHILDREN, SO I WILL LIVE VICARIOUSLY THRU MY GRANDSON.... I AM SO HAPPY ! THANKS FOR ALL THE WELL WISHES FROM MY FRIENDS ! WHAT A GREAT XMAS THIS WILL BE, SHE IS DUE IN MAY 2008 WHICH IS HER BIRTH MONTH ALSO... WHAT A COINCENDENCE ! PEACE , LOVE AND HARMONY TO ALL MY FRIENDS AT FUBAR... T

Games N Surveys N Stuff, Oh My!
Type your name in my blog comments. Once you do that, this is what I'll do for you... 1. I'll respond with something random about you. 2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of. 3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in. 4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me. (if possible. if not, I'll say something that only makes sense to me.) 5. I'll tell you my first memory of you. 6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of. 7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you. 8. If you play, you MUST post this on yours. No exceptions!

Hi People Im Willie
how you doing folks, im willie im into most rock and indie music fave film is natural born killers, i love glasgow celtic football club i have 5 kids 3 who live with me, hate living in england, it`s real deppressing in winter smoking puff is the only thing to do here.

Lynnann Aka 'sunni_star* Fan Me*
lynnann aka 'Sunni_Star* fan me* fubar page http://fubar.com/user/526614 BUSTED a FAKE until a legitimate salute is accepted by fubar. We have no verifiable link to where the pictures were taken from but the main avatar picture is one of famous blonde pictures EVERYONE uses on My Space and all the other chat sites. Due to the few pictures this person posts and claims as her and the obviousness that each picture is a different person we must agree with those contacting us that she is in fact a FAKE.

Attention!
Go to http://www.maxtheshelterdog.com/kidsforpits.html And submit pictures of your Pit Bull or a family member's dog with kids. They are trying to get 100,000 Pictures of the "Nanny Dog" (yes that's what they were called when life was better) to send to congress by September. This one isn't going to blow over by itself guys. Tennessee is pushing hard to ban bully breeds from the ENTIRE state!

Funniest Shit In The World..
I'm out in the wonderful world of dating. I am at the stand point of really hating it. Every single I have been on a date with has promised the world in hopes of getting pussy in return. When I don't give it up, they run like Forest. Every single one I have come across is either mental or so desperate for sex they don't give two shits about anything else. They will pay for dinners and nights out on the town, or anything you please. They will throw on the charm and make you feel like a princess. Anything for the chance to get you into the sack. FUCK YOU! I know I'm sexy and I'm beautiful. I love sex, love love love sex... BUT that's not all I think about. I don't revolve my life around it. Yeah I'm bitching right now. Hell Yeah I am. I am sick and tired of going out on these lame ass dates with the expectations of sex. And I turn them down and they say "oh its okay, I want to take it slow" "I like you a lot" "Your worth the wait".... and.. then.... They never call again.

Just Remember
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: CHIQUITA Date: Feb 14, 2008 1:52 PM : //kay..tee....Date: Feb 13, 2008 9:37 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: BenDate: Feb 13, 2008 6:13 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: JordanDate: Feb 13, 2008 3:58 PMTurn up your volume too theres a song!You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists...You complain about how h

Trying To Level Up Only 11,000 To Go
hello everyone it's me tyson just trying to level up and needs your help , please rate my pics and leave photo comments,show some love i always return the favor!! thanks ,peace!!

St Patty's
Hello gang! Just wanted 2 take a moment 2 create my first blog~ Nothing earth-shattering, not the greatest blog you might ever read! But just a smile & thank you 4 all the adds, drinks, and being the best bunch of bar buds a guy and his spoted dog could ask 4! For that, i say cheers from the bottom of my heart, and the bottom of the bottle as well ~ So drink up, be merry, and Happy St. Patty's 2 all :) Silky ~

New Auction
AUCTION STARTS MARCH 24th... Bids will be accepted until April 10th! There will be a $25,000 FUBUCKS Entry Fee but bidding starts at $70,000 FUBUCKS so you are guaranteed your money back and more! Your Host will be: Dj Latin King Member Of The Real Deal Family Fu-owned by Lady TNT bunny Fu-owner of Manda Panda@ fubar Be sure to FAN/ADD and RATE him to be eligible! Send your offer with your entry fee so you can be put on the auction block! It's a great way to make friends, have some fun, and.... GET SOME GOODIES!

What I Belive
I do belive in God! I belive he gave us our free agency so tat we might choose our life path. unfortunatly so many choose a path of distruction. They enjoy others pain. that does not just mean physical pain but emotional and spiritual. why else do they make fun of others!!! Teh worst part is this kind of tourcher of other humans is habit forming. soon one forgets that others have feelings. all they know is they feel good when they say or do certain things. sure we all have the power to hurt. I study martial arts and am capable of giving a lot of pain. True power is Love. I can give love to whom ever I choose. It takes so little energy and yet has a much more profund effect that giving pain does. What do you choose??? Do not feel you have to tell me, I would rather you went out and showed the world the power of love. but if you want pain............ eventually you will be very lonley...............................

Lounge The Cannon Lounge
every 1 join my lounge http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=57774# http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=57774# http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=57774# http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=57774#

June!
I am owned by this man for June! LoneWolf92 {H&L Bombers Founder}}@ fubar So go check him out! Spank him hard! Tell him I sent ya! lauria♥Shadow Leveler♥{{H&L Bombers Co-Founder}}Owned by LoneWolf@ fubar So go check this fawker out! LoneWolf92 {H&L Bombers Founder}}@ fubar (I'll make a prettier one later)

More On The Snake Bite Story
A MAN who was bitten on the penis by a deadly snake yesterday told how he used a cold rum can to soothe the pain while he rang his mother to say a final goodbye. "I thought I was gone," Cairns carpenter Daryl Zutt said of his now notorious encounter with a brown snake during a roadside toilet stop in remote Far North Queensland. "I thought, ‘Maybe, this is it. Maybe, I’m gonna cark it’." When The Cairns Post revealed details of the bizarre encounter two weeks ago, the story attracted headlines worldwide. But the identity of the victim remained unknown until yesterday when Daryl Zutt came forward to tell how the brown snake took a near-fatal swipe as he relieved himself near Laura, 300km northwest of Cairns, on April 27. Mr Zutt and his mates were returning from a pig-hunting and fishing trip near Musgrave Station. "I squatted down … I reckon I must’ve nearly sat on his head," he said. "As soon as I felt it, I yelled. "It really hurt. "When it happ

Hot Dad Contest Please Help
I have been entered in a hot dad contest at a local radio station please vote for me. Just go to this site http://wape. com/morningmess/hotdad08vote. html as my friends know i am a single dad of a little boy whos mom is never around,he has been my life for over 2 years, we will win a trip to orlando if i win. Please please help out

I Think My Bf Is Cheating On Me
I think my bf is cheating on me, bc he dosent really wanna hang out with me on our days off. he fuckes up the plans, and i found another woman thats from salina that i think hes cheating with , he cheated on me once i think hes cheatting on me again with this sarah Roe woman thats 25 years old from here salina ks. but if he is , its over between him and i, and i found a better man to date and he wants to get with me and be serious with me. jess

Moving On!!!
Time will only tell what will happen..and finally it is time 2 move on..Move on 2 better things in life..Move on 2 better success in life...Move on in life without drama..Move on with a full commitment to the one I love the most!! Yesterday was a real eye wakening for me while I was in church!! Sum people take others for granted and its really messed...But all i can say is that God is the answer 2 everything!!

Friendships
Well I have never bloged my feelings before on here so I think it is about time to. I have met some great people on Fubar, some I have become real close with some are friend in a distance. It is funny how friendships change, some grow into great relationships and some just delete you from their lives. I had an awesome friend (well someone I thought was a friend) just deleted me from his life. He met a girl on here and she was not my biggest fan so she had basically told him he was not aloud to be friends with me. Why??? That is what my question is. This person I talked to on a daily bases either on the phone or on YIM we would just chat about our day or any thing that was on our minds. I was going through a tuff time with a break up and this person was always there for me to talk to. Now that this person has met a certain girl he is not able to talk to me and this really hurts. Other friends have acted like they were concerned for me during this hard time for me and now they a

The Coping Diet
THE COPING DIET Only girlfriends can understand this one. This is specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the day. Breakfast 1 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 1 cup skim milk Lunch 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken 1 cup spinach 1 cup herbal tea 1 Hershey's kiss Afternoon Snack The rest of the Hershey kisses in the bag 1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips Dinner 4 glasses of wine (red or white) 2 loaves garlic bread 1 family size supreme pizza 3 Snickers Bars Late Night Snack 1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer) Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts. Send this to four women and you will lose two pounds. Send this to all the women you know (or ever knew) and you will lose 10 pounds. If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately. That is why I had to pass it on; I didn't want to risk it.

Insanity Anyone?
So like...I was told to come here, that it is fun. I have kids, I am 28...my youngest child was born in April 2008...I also have 5 step kids. I live in Florida, I was born and raised in NYC. So I am a yankee with a southern drawl...been down south for 10 years now. Still got some yankee qualities, but I am plain ol country now. I got 5 tattoos, I love sci fi, I read, I write poetry, I love rock and country music....I love my kids, my man, my family... Umm anyway like I was saying, NEW HERE how the heck do you use this place, HOW do you make it fun, which lounge should I even go too? Heck I dont even drink IRL....mainly because I am an ex smoker, so cant really drink. Hmmmmmmmmmm oh yeah and I have a pyscho lab who thinks she is a 10lb lap dog, and a 10 lb pomeranian who thinks he is a 60lb rotti.

Erotica
My pussy just can't take any more. I can feel blood pulsing through my arteries, rushing down between my legs. The urgency of orgasm makes my mind go blank. I can no longer think. My throbbing clit is the focus of my universe. "Uhhng... ooohh! Oh yes, yes yes YES!!" My whimperings are the only connection between my brain and the rest of the world. I'm conscious of my own voice... wishing it could be louder, scream out full force. Sometimes I think the louder I can be, the better my orgasm is. I dip my fingers into my slit, drawing out more of my delicious juices to lubricate my clitoris. My left middle finger draws imaginary circles around my clit, occasionally sliding down to play with my engorged inner lips. I pinch some of that delectable flesh between my finger and thumb. This is one of my favorite tricks because it pulls on my clit. The feeling is indirect but so very arousing. My right hand plays with the nipple clamps that have become some of my most beloved toys. My ni

Hhhmmmmmm
Wow, i'm starting to get tired, and I have to be up early to pay for a ticket i got, ha, sucks to be me! So, I semi remember creatng a profile on here, a long time ago, and I totally forgot about it. But now I'm back on and all is well. So I'll be on more now, um, I dunno, message me or whatev. I'll update more later

Huntin Trip
Gone Huntin......... We're goin on a Huntin Trip!!! All ya gotta do to join us is the usual.... 1. Rate this folder..... 2. Rate, Fan and Add all the other Hunters. If someone is already your friend, leave them a comment saying that Your Going Huntin or something like that. When you get friend requests from people joining after you.... PLEASE go back and Rate and Fan them as well!!! 3. Private message me when you are done and I will add you to the list and get your tag made. ****HERE IS THE LINK TO THE TAGS**** ***Please rate them all when you pick yours up*** Trip Leader.... JÁkè the §Ñåke Real Life B/F of Jamie-Lynn {Shadow Leveler}@ fubar Co-Leader.... (Message ME NOT JAKE when your done) ♥Jamie Lynn♥ Real Life G/F of Jake {Yeahmons Angels}*{Shadowlevelers}*{Fu Bad Girls}@ fubar

Help These Los And Lettes Lvl
Drop by Mah♥Juggalo's page... help him level..MCL and thanks!!! toxicjuggalo (Co-Founder of Juggalo Cartel)@ fubar And while ur out rating... drop by these homies too... they kick ass... Dj~twizt3d@ fubar ~TRU~[Juggalo Cartel]~Tweety's Heart&Soul~[Enforcer@7thDimension,ChocolateDesire,&DarkCarny]@ fubar Tweety*JUGGALOMAFIA*LOVES TRU my FU HUBBY*,Ducky's#1Hommie)Owner of Chocolate Desires!@ fubar ♡ -Broken_Angel- ♡@ fubar Maniackilla_promoter_@_the_carny@ fubar *DJ* GothLette `n` Twiztid Knight {JuGgAlO mAfIa} always@ fubar SJ Bleu~GuardiansofShangriLa*JUGGALO CARTEL^carnyownr~R/L B/F~fu-married to harle*

Hello Letter Sent To All
HELLO ALL I HOPE THIS LETTER FINDS EVERYONE IN GREAT HEALTH. I AM BACK FROM HOLIDAYS, SUMMER IS OVER AND CHILDREN BACK TO SCHOOL. I HOPE EVERYONE HAS HAD A NICE BREAK FROM BOMBING AND THE FU. I FEEL IT IS NOW TIME TO GET BACK TO BUSINESS. I NEED TO ASK EVERYONE OF YOU IF YOU ARE STILL INTERESTED IN BEING PART OF THIS GREAT BOMBING FAMILY? I AM SENDING THIS MESSAGE TO ALL FAMILY MEMBERS AND HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU ALL. I AM PLANNING ON MAKING A LOT OR AT LEAST SOME CHANGES TO THE FAMILY AND TO THE RULES AND NEED TO KNOW WHO IS STILL WITH ME. I AM ADDING LEVELLING PART TO THE FAMILY AND IN THE NAME AS WELL. THAT IS JUST ONE OF THE CHANGES I AM MAKING. OTHERS INCLUDE NEW OBLIGATIONS AND BOMBING COMMITTMENTS AND NEW PRIORITIES. ALL WILL BE EXPLAINED TO THOSE INTERESTED IN STAYING PART OF THE FAMILY. I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR FROM YOU IN THE NEXT 2 WEEKS OR SO. PLEASE CONTACT ME EITHER ON HOME PAGE OR MY OWN PROFILE WITHIN THAT TIME. TALK TO YOU SOON. HUGGZ

New To Fubar
HELLO MY NAME IS ANN AND I THOUGHT I WOULD INTRODUCE MYSELF, AND TELL YOU A LITTLE BIT ABOUT ME. I JOINED FUBAR TO MAKE FRIENDS AND NOTHING ELSE. AS I AM ALREADY MARRIED WITH A FAMILY VERY HAPPY AT THAT. I WOULD LIKE TO HERE FROM YOU IF YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS BUT IF YOU WANT A GIRL FRIEND SORRY BUT I AM ALREADY TAKEN. BY THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. I ALSO HAVE 4 CHILDREN AND 5 GRANDCHILDEN, AND FAMILY IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD TO ME. SO IF YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS LET ME KNOW I REALLY LIKE MEETING PEOPLE FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD.

Take Friends Seriously...
JESSICA~Kaleolani~ November 20, 2008 10:44 PM et's see if you send it back. We all know or knew someone like this!! One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I ha

Weight Loss Story
My battle with weight started in grade school; as early as 5th or 6th grade I was overweight. That is when, I remember, I had to go shopping with my mom in the "husky" section for school clothes. As a junior in high school, my weight hit 225 and I went on my first official diet. This would be the first of many diets that I would follow in the years to come. None were the lifestyle change that I needed to make--the total change that included exercise, good food choices, portion control and the mental change that I needed to make to turn my life around and become the healthy person that I needed, and wanted, to be. In the Fall of 2006, my weight had made me very depressed and miserable. I rarely went out and clothes shopping was something I tried to avoid at all costs. Shopping was something that would cause me to face what I had let myself become and that would make the depression worse. At my highest weight of 410 pounds, I wore a 60" waist pant that could be expanded up to 64" and

Broken Heart
yes, i'm gonna just generalize and say all of yuns! why is it a trend to lead women on and get them head over heels and then say, "oh, i like our friendship, and who knows what the future holds, but i'm gonna go fuck an old friend of mine this week, sometime!" this is the most recent assholish thing done to me by a guy....but i've heard this one b4! i even did this the "right" way...i took my time, didn't jump into anything at all. i have spent countless hours talking to him, enjoying every minute! he plays the bass and numerous other instruments for me (i find this very entertaining and i love to watch ppl play)! he made me think, he challenged my opinions, he made me feel special...just to tell me that we r just friends! i can handle that part, that's what we've been for almost a year...but it's the part he's gonna go fuck someone else...then we'll quit talkin' bc he's moved on...there isn't much to do, other than sit back and see what he does, maybe it's a jealousy/cold-feet tactic.

I Crave You
how do I explain the way I feel would you understand my feelings for you would you believe how i crave your touch the softness of your lips the time you take when your loving me the hunger for you is so deep the ocean is shallow the fire that burns within me hell couldn't tame so to say i want you is an understatement my heart aches for you I crave you...

Life
I never realized how precious life is until this morning. Now mind you, I have encountered a near death experience before back in 2004 after having my youngest son and 3 weeks later was hours away from death when I was rushed to the hospital with a blood clot in my lung. Thankfully God spared me that time and I cherish my children more because of that experience. But nothing could have prepared me for this morning. It's December and of course weather is nasty here in NY. I had a doctors appt at 8am this morning and the drive normally takes me an hour. After seeing we were having freezing rain over night I decided to leave an hour earlier to make sure I arrived safely. I was fine after getting my early morning cup of coffee. I'm driving on the highway going with traffic at about 55 MPH. The roads were slick in some areas and slushy all over so I'm driving with precautions. I was on a 3 lane highway. I was in the far left lane and an 18 wheeler was in the far right lane. Out of nowhere,

Big_dragon
I just would like to say that I've seen some fine ass women on fubar and some of them are Bi, and that hurts to see these women turn that way and I wounder why, I can quite guess that some of them are that way, but some of them are turned that way because of some of the guy's that treat them wrong and that messes it up for the good guy's that are tring to find a good women, I understand some guy's like to sew there oat's but come on, that just messes with a women's mind and it hurt's them hard even ther heart is hurt and broken, all I want to say is guy's if your going to sew your oat's, break it off with the lady so she won't be so hurt and end up being Bi because I don't think that's cool at all.

Mad
MAD I am so tiered of people who us to be there for me as a friend turn around and till how bad of a mother I am when that person walked out on her frist Kid for Drugs and cant take care of the on she now has and the stupped B-ch is having another one poor kids and her husband has 3other kids he cant even take care of. He also walked out on them for this stupied Cun- I need to get out of here befor I hurt someone it will ether be this person after she has the baby or my loving B-ch of a sister who also says I am a bad mother really do they have nothing better to do.

Fantasy
drizzle and she drenched in it a lot to see and lot to find she tippling over falling water here one looked at her with awe to pluck the sexiness she got the night and the thunder she and the wonder in a whole some called her whore she the night of queen seen in every pure place ready to be sold and ripped just! gazing into your eyes, so serpently try to reach inside where no one yet has ever

A Sisters Love
A Sister's Love "A Sisters Love" A sisters love knows no bound, it's alot stronger then it even sounds. A sisters love is tuff to find, when it's found it's only kind. A sisters love for his sister is strong, something you learn as you move along. A sisters love means good or bad, even at times when all she does is make you mad. A sisters love never quits, it always stands tall and never sits. A sisters love catches you when you fall, he will wipe your tears as if they were nothing at all. A sisters love will continue to grow, even at times when it doesn't show. A sisters love means being tuff, it's not giving up, when i say enough is enough. A sisters love means sharing what she has to give, even if it means something really massive. A sisters love stays in your heart, something that can never tear apart. A sisters love goes along way, especially when she plays with you on a rainy day. A sisters love is being a friend, when your tired and at your wits end. A sisters lov

What To Write
So, there's not much to say about myself except my name is Rosie. I love being on Fubar and I've met some amazing people. I'm happy to help in anyway, all you have to do is ask. I never forget any help I've gotten and I try to return the favor as quickly as possible. I'm looking forward to making more friends and even though this sounds like it should go in my "About Me" section,ask me anything you wanna know!!! Leave me love and I'll do the same! XOXOXOXO's

Over And Over
Nothing ever changes in this "dating game". I'm so tired of things looking promising, only to turn out the way they always have. I really wish someone could just be honest with me and tell me the truth up front, so I don't waste what little time I have. I abhor it when someone tells you what you want to hear, only to never say a word to you again. Be honest, say what you want. You might have more success. As soon as someone tells me what I want to hear...I shut them out and start pushing away. I completely subscribe to the old adage that if something sounds too good to be true, then it most likely is.

Original Adult Writtings
Alice shut the door and locked it as she had been instructed. Slowly, she mounted the stairs with butterflies in her stomach. When she got to the top she went to the second door as Jenni had told her. What she saw almost made her run right back home but at the same time she felt the beginings of arrousal. Lying on the bed stark naked was Cole. Hands folded behind his head, right leg bent with his foot beside the knee of his outstretched left leg. Looking at him he seemed to be sleeping. Deeply, if his breathing was anything to go by. Laying beside him about a foot away was Jennifer, also naked. She was on her side curled up facing Cole with her hands under her cheek. Quickly Alice took their picture with her phone."They look so cute," she thought as she set her keys and phone on the dresser.Nervously she walked over to the bed and took another look at them. She leaned over and cupped Cole's small dick in her hand and kissed the tip."Well, it's no good like this," she whispered to herse

My Poems
Never Give Up: We long for what we need Impatience and anxiety Give root to errant deed Which grows to yield but heartache The fruit that poisons trust And so to shadow we recede And hope descends to dust But somehow from the ashes The will to try again Doth mend the heart And forget the path In search of that one friend Who never will betray us Who never will go astray But fear still lurks upon the thought While waiting for that day We'll simply stumble once again For we know not who to trust Thus thoughts becomes an enemy But conquer them we must For surely there is someone Whether “Shining Knight” or “Bride”

Black Glitter
God I feel like shite, I have a head cold and my head feels like anytime soon it's just going to bloody pop! I am never drinking again! Yes if only I could say that without a smirk…. But fact is I don't enjoy it anymore I found myself just drinking because everyone else did when we went out… I don't need alcohol to enjoy myself Christ I am hyper and confident enough without it, so bring on the coke for me…..well maybe lemonade from time to time ! –rolls her eyes- I just want to go back to bed but I have a thousand and seven things to do starting with getting dressed.. yeh I am naked ohhhhhh just think of that….-bounces her bits- hey if I had a cam I could make a fortune with my bouncing breasts… ohhh the shame of it…..-laughs- Anyway I am off to make myself a little more presentable, if that is humanly possible at all.. Have a good one!

*joke Of The Day*
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, 'Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it.' 'Dear,' the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, 'I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a really nice, tight-looking ass!

Soldier Got Your Back
I AM A SMALL PRECIOUS CHILD. MY DAD'S BEEN SENT TO FIGHT, THE ONLY PLACE I'LL SEE HIS FACE, IS IN MY DREAMS AT NIGHT. HE WILL BE GONE TOO MANY DAYS FOR MY YOUNG MIND TO KEEP TRACK, I MAY BE SAD, BUT I AM PROUD, MY DADDY'S GOT YOUR BACK. I AM A CARING MOTHER, MY SON HAS GONE TO WAR, MY MIND IS FILLED WITH WORRIES THAT I HAVE NEVER KNOWN BEFORE. EVERYDAY I TRY TO KEEP MY THOUGHTS FROM TURNING BLACK, I MAY BE SCARED,BUT I AM PROUD, MY SON HAS GOT YOUR BACK. I AM A STRONG AND LOVING WIFE, WITH MY HUSBAND SOON TO GO, THERE ARE TIMES I'M TERRIFIED, IN A WAY MOST NEVER KNOW. I BITE MY LIP, AND FORCE A SMILE AS I WATCH MY HUSBAND PACK. MY HEART MAY BREAK, BUT I AM PROUD, MY HUSBAND GOT YOUR BACK. I AM A SOLDIER, A SAILOR, A MARINE, AN AIRMAN SERVING PROUDLY, STANDING TALL, I FIGHT FOR FREEDOM, YOURS AND MINE, BY ANSWERING THIS CALL. I DO MY JOB KNOWING, THE THANKS IT SOMETIMES LACKS, SAY A PRAYER THAT I'LL COME HOME, IT'S ME WHOSE GOT YOUR BACK.

Trouble Some Times - A Poem I Wrote.
The Cross As I sit in Church and look at the Cross. I wonder what it is for? I look down and read my Bible, but the Cross-keeps coming to mind. I look at the Cross-again and I see the Cross-with a man on it. He has a Crown made of thorns and nails in His hands and feet. I see all the suffering and pain that He is going through in His eyes. I wonder why He is nailed up there with a Crown of thorns on His head? He didn't do anything wrong to be up there. I see up there with Him, Angels surrounding Him. I know He must be special. He must be my Savior. But why is my Savior up there with a Crown of thorns on His head and nails in His hands and feet? Then God answers, "It is for your Sins my child. His name is Jesus Christ and He is my Son." Trouble Some Times As I sit alone at night. I start to think about my life. It was not perfect by any means, but it taught me a lot of who I was meant to be. Now I can tell you a lot of things that will make you stop an

Poison
Poison Close your eyes, it'll be alright after I poison you tonight. Lay on your pillow rest your head because sooner than later you'll be-- Dead. Just a drop is all it takes in your food on your plate eat up. Eat all you can your last meal hour fell and you are destined to rot in hell. Maybe that will keep you warm you're so cold to everyone here maybe that will burn your compassion and make you more sincere. Lies and more stack up against you pretty soon they will all come tumbling down. I hope they crush you into the ground. Asphyxiation isn't as clean but it would make you suffer for what you have done to all the others. When the cops come the next day I will have gone far away. They will only find you, cold and dead lying so still in your bed.

Limericks (adult Content)
A Fellow Named Mitch There once was a fellow named Mitch Whose dick could drag a ditch! He couldn't tell by spasms When ladies reached orgasms But rather when their voices changed pitch! A Gentleman From.... A gentleman from Surrey Ate too much hot, Indian curry It was just like a hit When he shouted: "Oh, shit" And ran to the loo in a hurry A Man Called McNair There once was a man named McNair. Who had an affair on the stair. The bannister broke. So he doubled his stroke. And finished off... In mid air! A Man From China There once was a man from China, who wasn't a very good climber, he slipped on a rock, and cut off his cock, and now he has a vagina There was a man from Ghent Who had a penis so long it bent It was so much trouble That he kept it double And instead of coming he went There was a man called Dave Who kept a dead whore in a cave He said "I admit I am a bit of a shit But think of the money I save". The once was

Untitled
Here is a poem I submitted to poetry.com sometime ago... This is the one that got published. I Left it "Untitled" for a reason. I hear your voice I see your face I have the memories Of times gone by Some of good Some of bad I laugh and smile When I see your face The way you played The way you said, "Hi" And even Good-bye I miss your smile I miss your laugh Maybe someday I'll see you at last. David Smith

Have Fun
Have Fun The Past is dead the future is unborn the moment is yours so do as you adore. have your fun shooting that gun be sure not to miss or you'll have to run clean up the blood wash it like a flood burn your cloths and blow your caddy thrash it, trash it, bash it destroy all the proof get under your roof before you make a goof murder murder wow that was fun i think i might even get another gun so let the games begin unleash the demons from within

Hmm...
I will open up to you and do anything I can for the ones I care for but don't fucking lie to me or play me for a fool or be a fucking hyprocrite or piss me off because you WILL not win. I can be the evilest cunt you will ever meet or the nicest bitch you will ever get to know. Like I said Karma baby 3 times it will bite u in the ass in the end. I have no time for drama or games...take it elsewhere. Just a little advice for those who don't know me.

Tagged!
~*~Tag ~*~ Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! Ok...so here they are.. 1. Even though I am 47, I still go out and make snow angels every time it snows. 2. I am a perfectionist, but only so with myself. I never demand or expect perfection from others 3. After making love, I NEED one piece of dark chocolate, in the shape of a heart, wrapped in red, gold or silver foil. It must be cold and straight from the frig. 4. When someone gives me flowers I enjoy them for a couple of days then hang them upside down in a dark, dry closet for 30 days to dry. I then do one of two things with them. I spray the flowers to maintain their original color and make a floral arrangement out

People....
Ok...guys this is gonna be a straight talk with ya! lol.... I am honestly here to meet people....make friends...and maybe even find a real, honest, caring man (although they seem very VERY scarce!) Please...if you want to screw me around...find someone else! Don't play with my heart and emotions, I am not some cat toy that you can bat around for your amusement! I have a son, I have real goals and above all...I am a human being. I strongly believe in karma..and those who have fucked with me thus far will get thier own! I am here for a good time and to see who is all out there..but I also just want to save you time if you are here looking at me for other reasons... I don't own a cam...and if I did, I still wouldn't show you shit! I actually care about how I come across (even if its as a bitch! lol)I also have self-respect too! So if you want to play your games...I noticed there are many 19 year old ditzy bitches out here...go waste thier time and feelings! I also have real li

Babe R U Mine (repost)
Now u gotta repost this as,"babe r u mine?" The 1st person to message u saying "babe im urs." will be ur cherry tap sweatheart... you'd be suprised just who wants to be urs... u have 2 do this even if you are taken or you will have relationship problems for 40 years!!! good luck ( (repost of original by 'Shell' on '2006-11-14 09:01:19') (repost of original by 'dazzler36' on '2006-11-14 10:40:54') (repost of original by 'karen' on '2006-11-14 12:40:01') (repost of original by 'DustyRose' on '2006-11-14 13:40:21') (repost of original by 'PeckerWrecker6966' on '2006-11-15 05:02:10') (repost of original by 'Shattered Spirit' on '2006-11-15 05:04:20') (repost of original by 'JackDaddy~The RedNecks of CT' on '2006-11-15 05:05:46') (repost of original by '100% ANGEL' on '2006-11-15 06:21:02') (repost of original by 'wzktm' on '2006-11-15 06:23:32') (repost of original by 'sidekicksiUK[EFC]' on '2006-11-15 06:26:55') (repost of original by '~DJ Yanke

fading eye life is a dream not worth waiting to wake from so blink away the fadeing traces of half remembered dreams and peer into the eye of your imagination little things my love; gental as the rain my heart; free of pain sheltered by the love of one my desires on the run unstoppable passion from with in tearing at my soal, let it beguin my future; your future together my heart is yours now and forever our love was painted never to be tainted or influenced by hate it has been our fate to fall for one another there is, for me, one lover i crave something real; so my heart may feal i`ve found it true i only have eyer for you

Which R U....
JANUARY = SHYNESS Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. FEBUARY = LOVER Abst

A Blonde's Year In Review
A Blonde's Year in Review January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!....bottles won't fit in printer !!! March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on escalator for hours .. ... power went out!! ! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June - Tried to go water skiing .....couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ... instructions said 1 h

If Tomorrow Starts Without Me
"If tomorrow starts without me, and I'm not there to see, If the sun should rise and find your eyes all filled with tears for me; I wish so much you wouldn't cry the way you did today, While thinking of the many things, we didn't get to say. I know how much you love me, as much as I love you, And each time that you think of me, I know you'll miss me too; But when tomorrow starts without me, Please try to understand, that an angel came and called my name, And took me by the hand, And said my place was ready, in heaven far above, And that I'd have to leave behind all those I dearly love. But as I turned to walk away, a tear fell from my eye, For all my life, I'd always thought, I didn't want to die. I had so much to live for, so much left yet to do, It seemed almost impossible, that I was leaving you. I thought of all the yesterdays, the good ones and the bad, I thought of all that we shared, and all the fun we had. If I could relive yester

The End Of An Era.
I was recently.. Ejected.. From a 2 year relationship.. Thats gone.. Like hell for the last year... Still dealing with ALOT of BS... But surviving... Chasing that next distraction. Afraid of what i'll feel like if I slow down at all. Hopelessly searching for love.. Or lust.. Wherever I can find it. And coming up screwed every time.. Everywhere... Not even a freakign rebound available to help me bounce back or cope with this shit. Cest la vie... (Such is life) I guess... I do find I always want the things I can't have the most.. But shit happens right? Everyone says it's supposed to get better. I laugh and know it'll probably always be the same shit, and am WAITING for someone to prove me wrong. The worlds to screwed today.. To corrupted.. Life's to complex. To much.. Useless BS... And drama... Put me back 50.. 100.. 200.. 1000 years ago... Gimme a sword and shield.. Or an axe... Send me rampant for some cause... I've got a hopeless Romantic Warrior's spirit... I want to believe in thi

My Fav Team The Indianapolis Colts
i hope this works but there is music on it there is like 6 songs added to it and to hear them you have to click on the bottom left corner 2 times where that lil speaker is then they will play so enjoy it if you are a colts fan and evan if you aint | View Show | Create Your Own

Goose
Sometimes it may seem easier 2 tell a lie. But its really easier to tell the truth in the long run! To all the fakes and foneys who think they have everyone fooled, remember, what goes around comes around, 10 fold!

Lawyers Really Do Stick It To You
It is quarter to 5 on a Friday. The office is nearly deserted, but I have stayed to see a potential client, a damsel in distress. My secretary buzzes me to announce that my appointment, Ms. Smith, has arrived. “Give me a second” I say and straighten myself up and throw on my suit coat. “Please show her in.” You come vamping through the door in a short, sexy black skirt, fishnet stockings, and a tight fitting blouse that shows off all of your delicious curves. I want to stand to greet you, but find that I have a significant erection and must remain seated. You approach my desk and I introduce myself "nice to meet you Ms. Smith, I am Phillip Yeraz, what can I do for you?" "Please call me Lisa,” you say. I respond in kind, “please call me Phillip. " "Lisa, before you say anything more, I have to tell you that I don't think I can help you." "But you haven't even heard my story, you don't know what sort of help I need." "I’m sorry Lisa, but that is somewhat incon

Misc Stuff
hello this is my first blog ever and i am useing it to pimp my IMVU account out hope you stop by 2 see it. I'mGuest_digge69on thank you this is a click link for my lounge if you want to join click the pic and join i will soon have a live stream in their