sPiCy's blog: "Funniest Shit in the world.."

I'm out in the wonderful world of dating. I am at the stand point of really hating it. Every single I have been on a date with has promised the world in hopes of getting pussy in return. When I don't give it up, they run like Forest. Every single one I have come across is either mental or so desperate for sex they don't give two shits about anything else. They will pay for dinners and nights out on the town, or anything you please. They will throw on the charm and make you feel like a princess. Anything for the chance to get you into the sack. FUCK YOU! I know I'm sexy and I'm beautiful. I love sex, love love love sex... BUT that's not all I think about. I don't revolve my life around it. Yeah I'm bitching right now. Hell Yeah I am. I am sick and tired of going out on these lame ass dates with the expectations of sex. And I turn them down and they say "oh its okay, I want to take it slow" "I like you a lot" "Your worth the wait".... and.. then.... They never call again. Fuck... where are the real men.. the good ones.. Oh wait.. I forgot.. They are either already married or GAY! No such man exists... Fuck this... I am so done with this shit... I will still with BOB and my other little friends in my drawer. And as far as the companionship.. I have my dog.

So here's the story... I meet someone online... We begin to talk. We both have the interest and everything is going great until he finds out I live too far from him and that I smoke... So the whole thing is pretty over from there and I move on with my night and forget all about him. Total Prick in my eyes. Later in the night I get a message from him that says Hello.. The jest of the conversation is getting dirty..becoming more obvious that all he wants is sex and or cybersex. I start to really lay it on thick to fuck with him. (Yes I was evil but he deserved it) The conversation proceeded to get really raunchy on what he would do to me, so I finished it off with a full on description of what I would do to him. He supposedly came right then and there and got quiet for a bit. He eventually comes back to say he was going to bed. I said goodnight and closed the window. I go to open another window to message my best friend about what I did. Instead of messaging her, I messaged him with " I just totally fucked with that guy ****" He came back with "Oh Really" My jaw just dropped... I completely just fucked up! LOL I messaged the wrong person!!! So funny!