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Dinner Tonight.....
I stared out with olive oil an onion and garlic Then I cut up some beef and pork then brown that Then at the caned tomatoes ...Add the seasons... Then cook the sausage and then drop them in then the meat balls and then drop them in Then let cook all day ...
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Dinner At Kikos 4/25/08
Dinner Recipes
Ingredients: * 5-6 lb. fully cooked ham * 1/4 cup whole cloves * 1/4 cup dark corn syrup * 2 cups honey * 2/3 cup butter * 1/8 tsp. white pepper Preparation: Preheat oven to 325 degrees F. Place ham cut side down in a foil-lined roasting pan. Using a sharp knife, score the surface of the ham in a diamong pattern. Place the whole cloves in the scored intersections. Combine corn syrup, honey, butter, and pepper in the top half of a double boiler, and heat until the butter melts and mixture is smooth, stirring occasionally. Keep this glaze in the top of a double boiler, over hot water, while baking ham. Brush glaze over ham, then cover with foil. Bake for 1 hour and 15 minutes at 325 degrees, basting ham every 10 to 15 minutes with the warm honey glaze. During the last 5 minutes of baking time, remove the foil and turn on broiler to caramelize the glaze. Watch the ham carefully during the broiling time! Remove ham from oven, cover with foil, and l
Dinner For Nov 8, 2008
These last few week have been difficult for me and had been affecting me. My family knew it and decided to cheer me up. They made a wonderful meal for me. First course was salad of baby field greens, apples, cranberries, walnuts with a raspberry pomegranate vinaigrette. Second course was home made split pea soup. Main course was grilled brined pork chops, grilled asparagus and cherry tomatoes and mashed butternut squash with marscapone cheese. Dessert, what'mores over an open fire pit! They table served me, pour wine for me and made it a very special evening.
Dinner For Two
1 package (about 5 sausages) of Sweet Italian Sausage links 1 D'Anjou Pear (should be as firm as an apple) 1 Medium Sized Zucchini 1 Firm Large Plum 1'4 large white onion Black Pepper Minced Garlic 1 loaf crusty French Bread   Place the sausage links in a large, deep frying pan and make sure they are not up against each other. Cover them in water, and turn on the burner to about medium heat. While the sausages are starting to cook, cut up the pear, zucchini, and onion into bite sized chunks. (DO NOT DICE THEM.... it will get too mushy) Quarter the plum, remove the pit, and then slice up the quarters into thin slices. The plum will lend a tartness to the meal that is incomparable. Turn your sausages over. Once all the produce is sliced and chopped, add it to the pan. Your water by this time will have almost simmered out, so add more water to once again cover the sausages.Add black pepper and garlic to taste. Keep your heat at medium for about another 6 minutes or so, then turn
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I love the movies. I was just watching some behind the scenes on the movie "Domino" and was thinking about how revolutionary both Tony Scott and his brother Ridley Scott are. I mean Ridley Scott has given us films like "Gladiator", "Black Hawk Down", "Kingdom of Heaven", and "Blade Runner". Tony has contributed with "Crimson Tide", "Spy Game", "Deja Vu", and "Enemy of the State" just to name a few. And I thought that I would take a moment to list some of my favorite directors. So in no particular order, Kevin Smith, John Woo, James Cameron, Bryan Singer, Peter Jackson, J.J. Abrams, Michael Mann, Gore Verbinski, Ridley Scott, Tony Scott, Robert Rodriguez, Martin Scorsese, Alex Proyas, Wolfgang Petersen, The Wachoski Brothers, Brad Bird, Richard Donner, John McTiernan, Sam Raimi, Christopher Nolan, Guillermo Del Toro, and Steven Speilberg, with an honorable mention going out to George Lucas for bringing us the original Star Wars. Every one of these guys has brought us cinema that w
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This past week I have been asked numerous things of myself. Being a single mom and havin this site as a vent place you could say I have chosen to write a blog about my directions. I know in the past I have hurt people but this time the tables were turned on me. I was hurt very deeply but understand why when I am able to sit back and see what was happening. I choose to meet someone off of here and see what would happen between us he wasn't the first I have met from here though. In the past they have been controlling, liars, judgemental, and this time he was perfect gentlemen. I decided to choose a major decision for him this weekend. I needed to let go and still am letting go on the matter actually. He has to find where is heart and soul lie for him. I make this promise to him that I am here to pick up any pieces and say goodbye if need be also. I have chosen to stay on the site mainly cuz I have great friends and can also have some good fun with some of them also. Please know I
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Why aren't women allowed to be as direct as men? Women are just as capable of identifying what they want as men are. I get that some men need to feel in control and that they have this societal stigma that must  be upheld. I get that they need to feel that their women are subordinate in order to manage their own internal chaos. (While women know this isn't true, it adds to our fantasy of the situation, so we play along) However, some women don't need to live within those barriers. I know how I want a man to touch me. If he is doing it wrong, it's more fun to show them how to do it right than it is to suffer through the uninformed experience. If a man walks up to woman and says something like, "I want to bend you over the table and take you from behind", a woman's general response is "yeah!!! I feel so pretty." (yes, I know men usually get slapped for this but, really this is what they are saying in their heads...and I won't slap you...unless you're in to that) If a woman walks up
Ever noticed how you can climb in a car with friends, or the friends climb into your car, and occasionally there is a discussion about "which way are we going".  Nobody just jumps in a car and there is silence.  There is that unwritten rule that you HAVE to talk about something. And one thing is which direction to get to desired destination.  Freeway? Back road?  The Boulavard with all the stop lights?  YET.....if you were going there on your NEVER have a problem getting there.  You DONT even have to MUMM about it either!!  So why is this always a topic of conversation?
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Dirty Thoughts From Under The Covers
Right now, I just cannot take the whole serious-relationship thing. I'm alone? No, not really. I have a job and four kids. Love Life? Well, yeah, that will suck for a while, but right now, its just for the best. I just need a breather for a bit. I need time to sit and think, get over my bronchitis, and re-evaluate my life. Escaping the possibility of jailtime and the issues I'm having with my ex-husband are just completely emotionally draining. I tell people all the time that I need a vacation! I don't think I need a physical vacation, though it would be nice. I need an emotional vacation!! I need free from all the stress. Before I hurt any feelings, this 'blog' is NOT directed towards anyone. I'm just writing down the thoughts in my head. You scored as Mermaid. Mermaid: Mermaids are also known as Sirens. These creatures were beautiful women who tricked sailors into becoming completely entranced by their haunting voices and found death soon after. Not all stories of Me
Dirty Joke
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.
1 Dirty Question (repost)
You get to ask me 1 Dirty Question (TO MY INBOX)...any question, no matter how crazy it is, and I promise to answer it truthfully...the catch have to repost this and see what people ask you *1 Dirty Question (repost of original by 'Kira' on '2006-09-28 10:01:00') (repost of original by 'Professional Taco Taster' on '2006-09-28 10:37:38')
A Dirty Whore And Stupid Man
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Dirty Old Man
When she bobbed her head, sucking on as much as me as was above her hands, my legs trembled and my hips jerked. I placed my hands on her shoulders for balance. "You'd better be careful." I warned her, "Or you're going to need a beer chaser." I felt her try to laugh around my dick and then she released me from her mouth, raised her head and whispered, "Don't make me laugh, I'm about to unhinge my jaw as it is." I reached under her arms, lifted her to her feet, and kissed the shit out of her. She resisted for a moment and then released her double grip on me and kissed me back, my hard shaft, hot between us. She moaned and pressed herself even tighter to me, rubbing her belly back and forth over my manhood. She moaned even louder when I dropped my hands and cupped and caressed her bare ass. A few minutes later, I broke the kiss, swept her up into my arms, and carried her over to the end of the picnic table. When I sat her on the end of the table, she looked at me for a long secon
Dirty Mind
Wanna Fuck me???? Hi guys... Do you really want the chance to fuck me good? Go get your AIM test and message me ASAP cuz Im starting a new video line and Im only doing first timers and fans. I cant wait to meet you all and get a nice healthy dose of fresh cock. You may think Im doing this as a favor to you all... but it is actually a self serving slutty idea! You must be over 18 with 2 valid IDs {duh!} Aim tested and willing to be filmed. I hope everybody out there isn't all talk and will really cum through for me. I am totally serious and ready to start anytime. Lets do it guys! xxx chel I think it is so funny that I am actually writing a "blog". Lets hear it for boredom! I guess when Im not either fucking, looking to fuck or masterbating, I can come on here and tell ya all how horny I am. It will be interesting to see if anyone actually cares what this slutty little cum whore thinks!! im here alone and so not geting fucked...embarassing but true.......see if this spar
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Dirty Jokes
Dirty Little Secrets
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Dirty Blog
Did you have a Happy & Horny Halloween? I know I sure did! I went to this awesome Halloween Fetish Party that was absolutely wild! I went dressed as a Mistress (of course, lol) I love costume parties cause everyone loses all there inhibitions and you always seem take more chances than you normally would. Anyways, I had quite a sexy little adventure so I thought I’d share it with you. I’ve always fantasized about being a real mistress so I figured I’d have a little fun and after a while I really started getting into the whole role-playing thing. There was another hottie there whom I knew named Simone who was also dressed as a Mistress so we teamed up and started recruiting slaves. It was so much fun :o) I actually had one guy licking my boots! I'm usually pretty conservative at parties but the combination of the champagne, the costumes & the role-playing got me super-horny. Around midnight Simone and I decided to tag-team one lucky guy. The party was in a private club so we snuck in
Dirty Survey
"If I was your G/F" how many times a day would you kiss me? how many times a day would you fuck me? would we fuck everyday? how many times a day would you just want to hold me? would you take me places? would you love me? if we went out on a date would u have me pay for it? would you take me anywhere special? If I was sick... what would you do? If one a my friends tried to get with you what would you do? would u tell me? would u listen to all my problems and help me solve them? Would u introduce me to your mom/dad? Would you care about what i wore when we out ? Would you go to the Club with me? If your friend tried to get at me what would you do? If someone tried to fight with me infront of you what would you do? If a girl/guy tried to talk or dance with you at the club what would u do? If i cheated on you would you take me back? If i gave you mine would you read all my mail? If i said i loved you would you say it back?
Dirty Horoscopes
NAUGHTY HOROSCOPES!!! Gemini (May 21 - June 21) -- Ever heard the saying "Been there. Done that?" chances are it came from a Gemini. They are always changing...they are the eternal Chameleon. You never who you are fucking that day. They have had sex. A lot of sex. Probably because they are in a constant state of flux...always looking for the new high. The biggest turn on for a Gemini is: LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION. Here is just a smattering of places that I know Geminis have fucked: In the elevator of the moseleum of Forest Lawn Cemetary DURING A FUNERAL. Wine cellars in nightclubs. Vip Areas of Theatres. Public Parks. The 18th Hole of a private golf course. In the center of a race track just as the flag was going up. On various Gym equipment at numerous health spas. A football stadium during the SuperBowl. A Balcony railing at Mardis Gras in the French Quarter...just to name a few. If it's shiny...they will want it. They are big on DRAMA so be prepared for them to set the mood
Dirty Lil Sex Rant
¢¾ Adjusting my behavior, One man at a time... Current mood: dirty Category: Romance and Relationships ADJUSTING MY BEHAVIOR AND EXPECTATIONS, ONE MAN AT A TIME... To the Ladies: **Number1** Definition: A recycled man is a man that you have dated, perhaps even slept with, a man that you have had a previous relationship with. Then you guys broke up. But you see him again after the fact, dating/sleeping with him months after the breakup. The power of recycling is a great thing. Did you know that to recycle one aluminum can gives you enough energy to run your TV for 3 hours? Wow, that's frickin' amazing Recycling anything for the eco-system is great. Recycling men is NOT. My mother once told me: "Never be like a dog returning to it's vomit. OK, pretty disgusting, I know, but it gets the point across. **Number2** Throw Out Mr. Perfect Yeah, I said it. Throw out the idea of Mr. Perfect. It's just frick
Dirt Street
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Dirty Little Secrets
All my dirty little secrets Copy this entire list into your blog/journal. - BOLD everything about you that is true. - Leave plain anything that is false about you. - Put an *asterisk* at the end of false statements you would LIKE to be true. * I have had sex while wearing a blindfold. I have blindfolded someone else during sex.********** I have had sex while watching porn. I have had sex while surfing porn on the Internet. I sleep better after sex.******** There are some nights I cannot sleep without sex or masturbating. The bed is NOT my most favorite place to have sex. I am turned on knowing someone is watching me masturbate. I have masturbated for someone over a web cam. I have had sex over a web cam.******* I will have sex with someone I just met if they turn me on. I have been tied up during sex. I have had sex with someone who was tied up.******* I have dripped wax onto a lover's body. I have had a lover drip wax onto
Dirty Toys
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Dirty Shoes
I showered and shaved.............. I adjusted my tie. I got there and sat.............. In a pew just in time. Bowing my head in prayer......... As I closed my eyes. I saw the shoe of the man next to me..... Touching my own. I sighed. With plenty of room on either side...... I thought, "Why must our soles touch?" It bothered me, his shoe touching mine... But it didn't bother him much. A prayer began: "Our Father"............. I thought, "This man with the shoes.. has no pride. They're dusty, worn, and scratched. Even worse, there are holes on the side!" "Thank You for blessings," the prayer went on. The shoe man said.............. a quiet "Amen." I tried to focus on the prayer....... But my thoughts were on his shoes again Aren't we supposed to look our best.. When walking through that door? "Well, this certainly isn't it," I thought, Glancing toward the floor. Then the prayer was ended.......... And the songs of praise began. The shoe man was certainly loud...
Dirty Stories
"I'm going to the loo & then i've got to go" she said, getting up "I've got a long drive & the way the traffic was on the way down, I won't get home till midnight!" she laughed His heart sank a little, although he knew she was right "Ok darlin, I suppose i've gotta think about gettin me train home as well" She walked round the table & was so close, he wanted to reach out & hold her there & not let her go. But instead he watched her walk past him & up the stairs. He thought he could die a happy man at that moment, she looked so damn good. "Oh man, what an arse...I could watch that walk all night" he mumbled to himself. He took another drag from his cigarette & downed the last of the jamesons & coke. He looked round the bar, it was still early evening, so not many people were in. He turned back & his hand hovered over the ashtray, the cigarette he was about to stub out falling from his fingers into it as his eyes met her as she started to come back down the stairs. He let out
Dirty Songs
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Dirt Racing
I am getting that old familiar itch. Ready to go to the track. I was wondering if anyone else is a dirt fan, and ready to get dirty.
Dirty Survey
I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am ther
Dirty Survey
Tell me ALLLLL about what you're thinking. ;) > 1. Your Name: > > 2. Age: > > 3. Favorite position(s)? > > 4. Do you think i'm hot? > > 5. Would you have sex with me? > > 6. lights on or off? > > 7. Would you have to be drunk? > > 8. Would you take a shower with me? > > 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? > > 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? > > 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? > > 12. Condom or skin? > > 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? > > 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? > > 15. Have sex on the first date? > > 16. Would you kiss me during sex? > > 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? > > 18. Three sum? > > 20. How many times would you like to orgasm? > > 21. Would you use me as a booty call? > > 22. Do you like foreplay? > > 23. What is foreplay to you? > > 24. Can we take pictures of the act? > > 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Dirty Diana
hi to all...I am new at this thing...I also have a myspace page but this is also fun so give me a bit of time to get to know the ins and outs of this webpage....I have received a warm welcome here so I am already feeling the "love"...anyone from Jersey? not looking to hook up just new cool people to meet....BUT I am NOT saying the ladies are outta of the picture...I love a pretty face! more later...I have more stuff on myspace if anyone interested in seeing that page...hello to you all again!
Dirty Ass People
Ok all u old perverted guys... dont bother commenting my shit... ur old gross and eww..... any hot younge guys or girls.. wanna commment thats cool but if ur old dirty crusty and gross.. dont bother.. i'll just delet them....
Dirty Survey
dirty survey Welcome to the Dirty Survey. Are you daring enough to answer this for this person?+ +Rules: Answer this for the person who posted this and then repost it for yourself!+ 1. Would you fuck me? 2. What positions would u fuck me in? 3. Would u suck/LICK me ? 4. Would u fuck me hard? 5. Would u fuck me the first night u met me? 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i fucked you? 7. Would u fuck me in the shower? 8. Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then fuck me? 9. Would u have 3-some with me? 10. What about me makes u want to fuck me? 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we fucked? 12. Where would you fuck me? 13. Would u fuck me in front of people? 14. Would u fuck me again? 15. Would u fuck me in the rain? 16. Would u mind if i fucked like a porn star? 17. Would u have phone sex with me? 18. Would u cheat on me? 19. Would u break my heart? 20. If I gave u my heart would you love
Dirty Poems.
a poem by cake: bitchsnack pattycrack. suckin' on a buttpop. nutsacks piddlepacks. pissin' in a slingshot. thrilla! thrilla! ass gorilla! eat a batch of gnarnar shrimp! get down tonight! get down tonight! a poem by coco: I want a big wang. I want the whole shebang. I could pass for a small guy. But do I really want to try? I want a giant shlong. I would do me all night long. Then again, wouldn't you? Don't lie to me! You know it's true. But I was born with a clit. I do not like it one little bit. It's small and nubby and not much fun It's sad to know that you want one. So we should trade yours for mine- I think that would work oh, just fine. So I can have your giant dick And you have my button for you to flick. *takes a bow* a poem by the grizz: Ive got a friend Whos name is cupcake She makes weird faces with lips that bend Im writing this for her, while im chowing on steak This is how bored I am right now Hoping she takes th
Dirty Whore...drama Starter...stay Clear
Dirty Stories
well i have to say.. you all have been most kind in the rating department but while im at the college i cant post more things for you.. so im stuck blogging in an effort to get more "10's" hugs kisses luvs y'all... p.s.. im not wearing any panties why oh why is it so hard to find some decent men to dirty talk with.. i need it pleaseeeeeeee! Dragon-Fire A sultry turn of voice, or just the eyes, can stir the fire and make the dragon rise. I never know what prompting will succeed in summoning the dragon's need to feed, but suddenly I feel the earth below begin to quake and quaver, then to grow. The birds that nestled calmly in the trees take flight in the excitement of a breeze that seems to carry lush and musky scents that seep out from a thousand fragrant vents and fill the humid air with tastes of flesh, then wrap me 'round in all their gauzy mesh. It lumbers out from deep within its lair, inhaling fertile sparks that lace the air, bristling with a sudden urge to leap, it shuf
Dirty Pic For Everyone
come look at my profile rate me and see some naked pic add me because i change them and new one one be put up later
Dirty Little Secret
Adored by a few Loved by some Lusted by all Wanted by many I am the fantasy Older woman Ample breasted Experienced Breathtaking Sexy Beautiful Stunning Amazing I am the friend Lover Confidant Psychiatrist Doctor Pastor I am amazing Wonderful Spiritual Easy going Attitude Fun True beauty inside and out They need me Want me Lust me Have to have me Desire me Yearn for me They want to kiss me Love me Hold me Hug me Make love to me Fuck me But they want no one to know that I am all this to them. I AM THEIR DIRTY LITTLE SECRET! Melissa 3/2007
Dirty Sex Poems
heartless story. holding my last breathe having to let it go. when will this pain go away who will ever know. i crawl up each night hoping he will just leave. but the next morning he leaves me with somethings your would never believe. my heart beats faster when i am asleep hoping that the next morning I will still be here. my eyes filled up with tears my head filled up with thoughts. but once he strikes me my heart nearly stops. laying in the hospital doctors don't no what to do. should they send me away or not shouldn't the bruises give them a clue. i guess not b/c the next night hiding under my cover curled in a ball. scared for my life hoping that i can defend myself and stand tall. i can't describe what actually happens b/c once its starts i am gone till morning. this may just be another heartless story but its sad and i can't help but to cry hoping that somethings will change! roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me a
A Dirty Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste !
Animalistic urges grow As we make loves sweet show Bite flesh with your nails and claw The beast within likes the feeling raw Takes over and gains control Beast of lust without a soul Bites and growls locked in heat Makes a lover a meal to eat Pain excites the beast within Drives on lust oh sweet sin Faster pace of lusty grind Now set free from in the mind Forcing harder till climax arrive Feel the energy so alive Growls of orgasms final release At last the beast lays at peace Safely back within its prison cage Only to awaken when you enrage With love bites and claws and torn flesh Beast of lust will then with you enmesh As you are one in the act and deed beast leaves in you something you need That primal part that stirs the soul Makes you both one complete and whole By R. Thomas Dinsmore An epic story of immortal love Sweet perfection blessed from above An unending saga of souls so joined A love for the ages the term is coined For selfless de
Dirty Quiz
*Dirty quiz* 1. What is a four-letter word that ends in "k" and means the same as intercourse? 2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of? 3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it? 4. What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"? 5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in "u-n-t " one of which is a word for a woman? 6. What does a dog do that you can step into? 7. What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with " k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands? 8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? 9. What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of birdcages? 10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? *Answers* 1. talk
Dirty Fckin P.o.s
so this morning my cell kept goin off and finally i got up and seen who it was, it was nemacolins where my mom had worked b4 she died. i listened to the vm and called the woman back. she told me that there was a collection from the other housekeepers and from joe hardy himself the owner of nemacolins for me but it was distributed to larry. the dirty sneaky mexican my mom had dated and lived with b4 she had died.she did have me fax a copy of my moms funeral bill to them and they took care of that for me. now as far as larry goes, im raging right now, cuz i havnt talked to him since the end of march and couldnt understand y. i called my uncle lenny(my moms brothr) told him so he called larry. larry denied knowin anything about the collections or ever recieving anything. this dirty basturd is living it up on the money that was rightfully mine that everyone knows dam well my mom woulda never wanted him to have. sure they lived together on and off since my parents got divorced like 6
Dirty Sounding Law Terminology
10. Have you looked through his briefs? 9. He is one hard judge! 8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers. 7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute. 6. Is it a penal offense? 5. Better leave the handcuffs on. 4. For R600 an hour, he better be good! 3. Can you get him to drop his suit? 2. The judge gave him the stiffest one he could. And the #1 dirty law statement ... 1. Think you can get me off?
Dirty Filthy Words
The Dirty 30
Wow we just had two earthquakes. Wernt huge but enough to make your butt pucker up The joy of SoCal The Dirty Thirty... 30 unknown facts/secrets about yourself: 1. When was the last time you shaved your legs? Humm, never 2. What were you doing this morning at 8am? Working on hot rod 3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? Surfing the net 4. What are you wearing right now? Jeans and tee 5. Are you mad at anyone right now? No 6. The last 2 people to say they loved you? Jenny, mom 7. Last time you had sex? Longer than I care to admit :-( 8. Do you know the words to the song on your MySpace profile? Yep 9. Last thing received in the mail? Parts 10. Do you have any famous relatives? Does the post office wall count?? 11. Have you ever had sex in a public place? Yep 12. Have you ever been searched by the cops? Yep 13. How is your hair? Combed 14. How many different drinks have you had today? 5 15. What have you eaten today? Eggs &
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Dirty 30 From Cookiesandmilf
1. When was the last time you shaved your legs? n/a, im a guy, i dont shave my legs, but if it was the least bit "acceptable" i might, lol 2. What were you doing this morning at 8 am? sleeping, lol 3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? online and watching tv 4.What are you wearing? shorts, boxers, t-shirt 5. Are you mad at anyone right now? no 6. Last person to say they loved you? um parents 7. Last time you kissed someone? hmm...two weekends ago 8. Do you know the words to the song on your MySpace profile? dont have one 9. Last thing received in the mail? umm, i think a credit card offer 11. Have you ever had sex in a public place? um, besides inside a car in a park, no, lol 12. Have you ever been searched by the cops? no 13. How long is your hair? ha, i have no hair 14. How many different drinks have you had today? different kinds, um, 3 15. What have you eaten today? mt. dew, choc. milk, tacos, and nachos 16. Are you any goo
Dirty Little Secrets
Not only are these guys part of my dirty little secrets, but fantastic people to know. This is my way of sharing these great men of CT with everyone who hasn't had the satisfaction of meeting them yet. Each and everyone one of these awesome guys means something special to me and have been there when i've needed them. Would love ya'll to repost this as well. Thanks and much luv, Jackie Boone, Plz sign my guestbook@ CherryTAP blueyedevil81@ CherryTAP RECONDOC _DSC_ eXtreme X (resident comedian){ Security guilty pleasures lounge}@ CherryTAP Hoss@ CherryTAP thrdlife4me@ CherryTAP AllDay4Play@ CherryTAP SWM30Tampa@ CherryTAP justgeo@ CherryTAP buttluster@ CherryTAP DirtyWhiteBoy@ CherryTAP JAK~Fae
Dirty Dictonary
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!". ----
1 Dirty Question!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You get to ask me 1 Dirty Question (TO MY INBOX)...any question, no matter how crazy it is, and I promise to answer it truthfully...the catch have to repost this and see what people ask you 1 Dirty Question
Dirty People
Dirty Americans
Okay, so if you're on my friends list right now, you have no excuse. If you haven't checked out my Dirtys yet, DO IT! Yes, I'm the most obsessed promo bitch in the whole world... but that's what makes me effective, right? Right. So, hit up these websites: Dirty Americans on MySpace If you're in MI... check out a show. They have a bunch coming up and you can find them listed on the myspace page. If you don't live in MI... the guys could be traveling with one of your favorite bands in a city near you. Last summer they randomly went on tour with Alice Cooper. You just never know where they'll be. Hit up the websites. If you like their stuff... show em some love. Doesn't get any more Dirty American ROCK than this people.
Dirty Jokes
Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Blowjob? A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob. Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A.) So men can be open minded. Q.) What's the speed limit of sex? A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around. Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick? A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego... A.) "Is it in?" Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy? A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A.) One of his fingers is clean. Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common
Dirty South Crew
Dirty Pretty Things
So yeah, I like comics and mangas and all that so at times I get bored. When I do I draw. When I draw I tend to draw characters so here is my drawing I did. took about an hour. It was my first attempts at doing the typical comic shading look. I'm still working on it. Not that good yet.
Dirty Jokes (bored!!!)
Dirty Giffy...
Dirty Little Slut (erotica)
Dirty little slut He met her at the restaurant, as they'd agreed - a nice, neutral, public place for a first time meeting between online friends. She was trying to obey the "rules" for meeting a man she'd only known online, trying to be safe. "Safe," she thought, laughing to herself, "He should worry about being safe from me!" She blushed, thinking of some of the conversations they had had - for a stranger, he knew more about her fantasies and desires then the friends of hers who warned her about meeting strange men online. He stood and smiled when he saw her ... (fill in) He grabbed her by the hand, and pulled her towards the back, where the restrooms were located. There, between the men's room and the women's was a handicap, gender neutral bathroom. It was that one he quickly pulled her into, locking the door behind them. Her breathe caught as he pushed her hard against the wall with one hand. His voice rough, he whispered harshly, "I bet your pussy is wet alread
'dirty Jokes' Nsfw
Dirty Sob
good nite all im sick as hell with a bad ass cold !!!!!holler
Dirty Jerzy!!!
FINALLY New Jersey gets credit...HAHAHAAHA
Dirty Sex Manovers.....
Spiderman - you're railing a chick from behind and just before you blow your load you pull out and catch it in your hand, the minute she turns around you websling the baby-batter right in her face Angry Dragon, The - Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon. The harder you laugh, the angrier she'll look. Magic. Australian Death Grip - The act of grabbing a woman by the haunches/crotch and staring deeply into her eyes until you're slapped or kissed. A recommended tactic for very crowded bars. Another great opportunity for wagering among friends. The Bronco - Back to reality with this classic. You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto her tits as tightly as possible and yell another girl's name. This gives you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off. Dirty Sanchez - While banging a girl
The Dirty South Crew
When I first started Dirty South Crew 6 months ago I didn't think it would catch on, but it did and I'm very glad it did! We are 151 members strong and growing daily. I have met some awesome people and have made some amazing friends. Without all of you, there would be no crew and I wanted to take a minute and thank each and every one of you! All of you are f%#kin awesome!! These are the people who make DSC what it is! Gary-Dirty South Crew Owner@ fubar MyZtErY~{Dirty South Crew}~I.B.I.C.@ fubar rumney pride - Dirty South Crew@ fubar DJ *Brenna* Extreme " X" ~*~{Dirty South Crew} & ~I.B.I.C~@ fubar ~ JADA ~ Loves Her D.S.C. and Is Away Dealing w/Life ~Miss You ALL ~{I.B.I.C}@ fubar smoggy£{dirty south crew}@ fubar ~*Sunshyne*~ SSV Crew *~ SSV ~*Angel Eyes's Fubar Wifey*~ {~Dirty South Crew~}@ fubar Tim ~SouthernOutlawBiker~DirtySouthCrew~Jamies Fubar Fiance~@ fubar ~TNK~ ~DSC.~IBIC~ÌñÐêþêñÐêñ† Fåmïlψ Recruiter©
Dirty South Crew
Gary-Dirty South Crew Owner@ fubar MyZtErY~{Dirty South Crew}~I.B.I.C.@ fubar rumney pride - Dirty South Crew@ fubar DJ *Brenna* Extreme " X" ~*~{Dirty South Crew} & ~I.B.I.C~@ fubar ~ JADA ~ Loves Her D.S.C. and Is Away Dealing w/Life ~Miss You ALL ~{I.B.I.C}@ fubar smoggy£{dirty south crew}@ fubar ~*Sunshyne*~ SSV Crew *~ SSV ~*Angel Eyes's Fubar Wifey*~ {~Dirty South Crew~}@ fubar Tim ~SouthernOutlawBiker~DirtySouthCrew~Jamies Fubar Fiance~@ fubar ~TNK~ ~DSC.~IBIC~ÌñÐêþêñÐêñ† Fåmïlψ Recruiter©@ fubar magicshark {~Dirty South Crew~}@ fubar Devilish_Angel ~member of~ S.B.A.B & D.S.C & I.B.I.C~@ fubar
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To All My Of The Dirty South Crew,Family,Friends,And Fans..... Today,i leave for a Seven Day trip out West. Landing in Las Vegas Today.... To start ,my week long hiatus I may or may not have access while i am away, So i ask of you to not be upset if you don't receive Comments from during this time. Anyone that knows me,knows that i send a lot of them,and it is going to hard to keep up,while away. You Will All Be In my Thoughts,while i am away! Lots Of Love To ALL!!!!! And in closing just remember, Keep Your Head High,Keep Smiling,Keep Loving, For Life is Too Short,Cherish What You Have! I Will Miss All of you,while i am gone! When I first started Dirty South Crew 6 months ago I didn't think it would catch on, but it did and I'm very glad it did! We are 151 members strong and growing daily. I have met some awesome people and have made some amazing friends. Without all of you, there would be no crew and I wanted to take a minute and thank each and every o
Dirty Little Secret!!!!!!
Dirty Thoughts
Geography Class on This video is so damn hot!
Dirty Bitch
Dirty Fingernail Figure It Out Smart People
I'm one of the dirty-fingernailed people. No, it's not a code word for anything. My fingernails really DO get dirty. I do not get them manicured (although I wouldn't turn it down once - just to try it out) - nor do I cut them fast enough. They're strong as.. um.. nails. Women are jealous of their strength. But they're dirty. I look at them right now - it's the only dirty part of me. I'm a clean guy, really. I'm not sexy. I'm not hot, nor cool. I wash. But the fingernails remain dirty. Why? I hope it's because of an absent minded professor kind of smarts. People say they feel smarter when I help them with a problem. I don't make them feel stupid. Computer on the blink? TV acting up? For some reason, people say, "Keeen!!! such-and-so-thing is BROKEN!' I come by, say, "Show me what's wrong". And... oops - suddenly, it works. Weird, to me. Must be stranger to them. Sometimes I do have to fix something. Wanna know the secret? Turn it off. Wait five s
Dirty Little Tart
It had been a murderously hot July afternoon and I was dying of thirst after cleaning out the storage area in our garage. I had so much holiday junk jammed in there that my husband had been complaining that he couldn't get at any of his tools, and that he could barely close the double doors. I shuffled out from the sweltering garage and into the coolness of the air-conditioned house. As I walked down the hallway I caught a glimpse of myself in the living room mirrors. I was wearing a gray low cut tank top (no bra), old ripped Levi cutoffs and a pair of sandals. My hair was tied back in a ponytail. I was covered in a light sheen of sweat from the work I was doing in the garage, and my tank top was damp in front. The sudden cold air from the house had immediately hardened my nipples, which I could plainly see protruding from the front of my flimsy tank top. "Damn" I thought, "Hubby would be all over these if he were around." The site of my large breasts and plainly visible nipples sen
Dirty Little Place
The first male to Ive came across that shares the same sign with me.... CANCER - The Cutie MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a Fighter, But wil l Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. Well looks like some of my mumms... have been deleted.. found to be improper.. I just tryed to post one and it says ERROR you cant do this... so i think im banned for a while at least maybe just for today...i just wanted to share with you that mumms are no joke so dont play.. take care and get me a dang drink cause i need it.. or maybe those nice colorful bolloons!!! why is it that when you enter this FUBAR.. it automatically feels like your free... free to roam and be wild.. say as you please as soon as you please and why do i feel so excited to get on.. its not as if im really d
Dirty Rig!
Dirty Rig fuggin rocks!.....Particularly their Blood sweat and Beers LP!...So Check it if you haven't already!
Dirty Poem
One night of pleasure, Nine months of pain Three days in the hospital A little baby came.. It’s quite natural for a guy to put a girl up against the wall Pull down her reputation stick in the education to increase the population of the younger generation. One night of pleasure, Nine months of pain, Three days in the hospital, Little Johnny came. His father was a bastared , His mother was a whore, Little Johnny wouldn’t be here if the rubber hadn’t tore!!!
Dirty Dirty Thoughts
What were you thinking you were going to get!! Take 2 seconds of your time and have dirty thoughts for the Queen of Dirty Thoughts!! fornicates@ fubar for•ni•cate (fôr'nĭ-kāt') To commit fornication. fornication noun1. voluntary sexual intercourse between persons not married to each other 2. extramarital sex that willfully and maliciously interferes with marriage relations; "adultery is often cited as grounds for divorce" This has been a pimp out by ‘The One and Only’ WHITΞ ЯIDΞЯ®™ WHITΞ ЯIDΞЯ®™@ fubar
Dirty Nursery Rhymes
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Cum Party With The Dirty Bitches Of Fubar In The
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Dirty Minds
NAUGHTY QUESTIONS A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. the teacher asked,"Boy, what is your problem?" Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade.My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!" The Teacher had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office. While the boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed. Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Boy.: "9". Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Boy.: "36". And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I t
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Dirty Deeds Radio
ARE YOU READY TO HAVE A GOOD TIME?!?!? AND KICK IT WITH THE BEST D.J.’S HITTING THE AIR WAVES ON FUBAR!!!!!!! ~ COME CHECK US OUT ~ OUR LIVE DJ’S dj nilla~owner of dirty deeds radio@ fubar DJ PEACE KEEPER ~NILLA'S RIGHT HAND`ENFORCER &ZOMBIE SLAYER@ fubar BITE ME!! WOOOOOO ENGAGED TO A GAL I BARELY KNOW AND LOVEN IT LMAOOOOOO@ fubar DJ_тฟเzт3อ_LadyDead_Redneck_Lette@ fubar DJ SilverWolf Dirty Deeds Radio *DJClowns FuWife* Bartender@ fubar
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Dirty Deeds Radio
ARE YOU READY TO HAVE A GOOD TIME?!?!? AND KICK IT WITH THE BEST D.J.’S HITTING THE AIR WAVES ON FUBAR!!!!!!! ~ COME CHECK US OUT ~ OUR LIVE DJ’S dj nilla~owner of dirty deeds radio@ fubar DJ PEACE KEEPER ~NILLA'S RIGHT HAND`ENFORCER &ZOMBIE SLAYER@ fubar BITE ME!! WOOOOOO ENGAGED TO A GAL I BARELY KNOW AND LOVEN IT LMAOOOOOO@ fubar DJ_тฟเzт3อ_LadyDead_Redneck_Lette@ fubar DJ SilverWolf Dirty Deeds Radio *DJClowns FuWife* Bartender@ fubar
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Dirty Little Secrets
Come Check Out The HOTTEST Lounge on Fubar!! Dirty Little Secrets! Click to join in the fun!! ** come join me and tell me your secrets!!**
The Dirty Bird !!!
Why is it that we feel pain, we get no warning as with the rain. the loss of someone dearly loved, or the remnants of a shattered love. Moveing on is hard to do when every day you feel so blue. Friends seem distant, so far away, it's hard to take another day. there is it seems no one who cares, one that your heart they can repair. I've been there friend I feel your pain, it's hard to be strong when your soul is strained. so take my hand, I'll lift you up, upon my sholders your burdons' thrust. Now dry your eyes and never fear, and know my friend that I am near. come check out my new lounge the dirty bird at http://fubar,com/nes lounge.php?lid=53123 18 years and up only lets have some fun!!! seeking staff members just copy the link and have a ball first drink is on the house!!!:) I just opened the Dirty Bird Lounge and i must give propps where they are due from fubar support thank you stevens for getting me started!!! thank you DJ Jen for all your time
Dirtbag Bush
How Dirtbag Bush Supported Our Troops In 2007 Rolling Stone Magazine 12-20-7 1. Required that soldiers discharged early because of battlefield injuries repay their enlistment bonuses. 2. Sent the longest-serving National Guard unit home after 729 days of combat in Iraq - one day shy of the 730 that the soldiers needed to qualify for education benefits. 3. Omitted 20,000 cases of brain trauma from the official tally of troops injured in Iraq. 4. Denied medical benefits to 22,000 veterans suffering from post-traumatic stress by discharging them for having enlisted with "pre-existing personality disorders". Rolling Stone Magazine December 27 - January 10 issue page 88
Dirty Stinkin' Grind
From the Mailbox: “Dear Bartender, I’ve read your blogs I’ve always wondered, is bartending as exciting and fun as it seems? Does it pay well? If so, how do I get a job?” Dan Yes Dan, it is as fun and exciting as it seems. A world where peppy bouncy party girls burst out of their tank-tops like a microwave popcorn accident and where time flies faster than a clock on the Concorde -- but there is a flip side. Bartending is also a dirty stinking grind. It takes a certain type of person to be a bartender. The question is, Dan, are you the right person? There will be adjustments you know; a turbulent transformation of lifestyle and world view. For instance, when you are a bartender your social life is the bar. You go out to bars when you’re not working. Your friends and acquaintances are primarily other bartenders, waitresses, and ever-boozers. And you all become this enormous, deranged, dysfunctional family: Your co-workers are alcoholics; your customers are alcoholics; your l
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Dirty Politics! I Hate It....i Usually Don't Express My Opinions As All Are Entitled To Theirs
I don't share or discuss much either my opinions in politics as I feel all people have a right to their opinion ---just make sure it is based on FACTS before people open their mouths I feel! For many people it is too easy to hate rather than to understand differences of all people in our big world. Many have written false bulletins which are based on non-factual data as a HOAX.... it is specified even at the HOAX website for all clearly to see. The HOAX website:: Senator Barack Obama isn't Muslim and has been in a Christian Church here in Chicago for over 20 years. He as a "young" grade school aged child was schooled in a Muslim school only because there were no other options for schooling until he finally was able to go to a "Catholic" school one or two years later...and most of these things are never talked about. Does anyone ever mention his LONGER period in a Catholic school later?? He wasn't Catholic either by association just because he went to a
Dirty Bitch/bastards Lounges
"dirty Riddles"
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I? 2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I? 3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? 4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I? 5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I? 6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I? 7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I? 8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I? 9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I? 10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job.
Dirty Poem : Magic Trick
Abracadabra here comes my cock it's long and it's strong and it's hard as a rock he, is a monster he has one eye he wears a helmet and likes eating pie his name is Big Willy, but you call him Dick he wears a jumpsuit so he won't get sick he pokes into pussy and plays in the dirt when he gets excited he lets out a squirt he carries a sack holding his jewels lick on them softly and Big Willy drools he pumps like a piston and loves to get wet but when I am lonely my hands all he gets ... damnit!
Dirty Joke : Mommy’s Black Sponge
Little Johnny sees his mother walk out of the shower and sees her vagina. He asks her what it is and she embarassed replies, "Oh, that's mommy's black sponge." A few days later, Johnny spills a glass of milk on the floor and says, "Mommy, I need your black sponge to mop up the milk!" She replies, "I lost it, honey." A couple of days later, he comes running up to her and says, "Mommy, I found your black sponge!" Mystified, she says, "Where, honey?" Little Johnny says, "It's over at Mrs. Johnson's house, and Daddy's washing his face in it!"
Dirty Joke: Premature Ejaculation
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation. This was affecting marital relations with his wife so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem. In response the doctor said, "When you feel the urge to ejaculate, try startling yourself". One the way home the man went to a sports store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try out this suggestion he runs home to his wife. When he gets home he is surprised and delighted to find his wife in bed, already naked. He's so horney and keen to try out his new 'system' that he doesn't think twice and leaps on board. After a few minutes 'slap and tickle', they find themselves in the '69' position. Sure enough, only moments later the man feels the sudden urge to come. Following doctor's orders, he grabs the starter pistol off the bedside table and fires it. The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?" The man answered, "Just great,
Dirty Joke: Dumbass Hippie
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you." The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but
Dirty Joke : What Starts With An F And Ends With A K
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9." Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36." And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd gr
Dirty Little Secrets Auction! Win, Um, Me!
I hate Valentines Day, just so yall know up front. But the rest of the crew came up with this Valentines Day Auction and asked me to be a part of it, more like forced, but asked sounds nicer. Anything to help some friends out right... So the details of the auction I do not know. All I know is it ends on Thursday and I'm sitting at $35K Fu Bucks right now. Not a bad price, but higher would be nice. Granted it is on;y day two of the auction, but it ends Thursday night. Yeah, I know, last minute and all that, but hey, wasn't my deal. Here is the link to my bid page. Take a look and lemme know your thoughts. Like I said, wasn't my idea, and I wasn't too excited about the whole thing so...... Later, J
Dirty Joke: Catholic School Girls
A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates pass St. Peter. St. Peter asks the first girl, "Gloria, have you ever had contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched with the tip of my finger..." St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through the gates." St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Catherine, have you ever had contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gate." All of the sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "Well, If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Steph
The Dirty Truth About The "king"
Well friends, he is not a legitimate reverend, he is not a bona fide PhD, and his name isn't really "Martin Luther King, Jr." What's left? Just a sexual degenerate, an America-hating Communist, and a criminal betrayer of even the interests of his own people. On Labor Day, 1957, a special meeting was attended by Martin Luther King and four others at a strange institution called the Highlander Folk School in Monteagle, Tennessee. The Highlander Folk School was a Communist front, having been founded by Myles Horton (Communist Party organizer for Tennessee) and Don West (Communist Party organizer for North Carolina). The leaders of this meeting with King were the aforementioned Horton and West, along with Abner Berry and James Dumbrowski, all open and acknowledged members of the Communist Party, USA. The agenda of the meeting was a plan to tour the Southern states to initiate demonstrations and riots. From 1955 to 1960, Martin Luther King's associate, advisor, and personal secreta
Dirty Men Get Shoes In The ***
Thursday, May 17, 2007 the moving pants!!!! Category: Life Ok more info about me while im trying to wind down after work. We have all done it...... some more than others.It's one of my favorite things to do and if some of us were to admit it , they would say it's and almost everyday thing. Masturbation........ chew on that shit. Anyway at an extremely young age I can remember a phenomenon that turned my life into a frenzy after just a few rubs.After the first time it was done .........I was insanely rubbing one out at every chance I could get.The next step was to find a partner to share in the fun. It didnt take me long to find one and only because they were just a curious as I about the newly developed apendage.We did the deed only to be a little disgusted because it was hell trying to get things going like we wanted. From then on it was hand or work...... the work being an extended ordeal with a female that usualy meant that you might get some but only after th
Dirty Minded
She sits on a barstool Glass sweating in the humid air Ice clinking in the Capt Morgan's n coke Forcefully blowing smoke from plump red lips It swirls about as she says aloud to no one in particular So what? I like to fuck! She exclaims As if thas a crime around here eh? Nothing like a good drink a great fuck and a smoke Soothes the nerves I always say Is that so wrong? Smoke wisps from the lit cigarette resting in the ashtray Trailing into nothing The glass sweats in her palm Dripping on her thigh The ice clinks against her teeth.. Wetness trailing down her breasts She sucks On the ice Slowly Then drops it in the sweating glass Impatiently she lifts the cigarette Inhales the acrid smoke Hoping to erase something or nothing You just never know With Her Legs rasp nakedly Her fingers play with the annoying strap One slipping the other digging Fuck... Thoughts flowing through her mind Bordering on philosophical Damn, why do we wear clothes any way? She
Dirteas Thoughts
High...I welcome you to my mind and await the time we can chat and party despite the loud rocking tunes...booze ...people bumping around all night...or my ass shaking to the beat of the music I love to shake too...hummm me a few bars. I am here for the music and safe feeling of chat not hack... Im here for a good time...maybe a long time...not forever. Need to nap for the next party at some point.Lets hang some time. Im in canda and I got the best ganga...sit down and lets puff puff passsssssssss....
Dirty Joke : Triplets
Dirty Deeds Radio
Calling all DDR members!! And everyone else who may see this!! These awesome ppl need some help leveling!! Lets all go spank their pages and get them to the level!! Don't forget to F/R/A !! Pm me to be added!! Requirements: Must be a member of Dirty Deed Radio Must have at least 1 verified Salute pic 50,000 points or less to level up to level 20 250,000 points or less to level up for 21 and up *Exceptions can be made depending on situation* This message brought to you by Dirty Deeds Radio resident leveler/perver: Silentlizard - Greeter @ Dirty Deeds Radio Calling all DDR members!! And everyone else who may see this!! These awesome ppl need some help leveling!! Lets all go spank their pages and get them to the level!! Don't forget to F/R/A !! Pm me to be added!! Requirements: Must be a member of Dirty Deed Radio Must have at least 1 verified Salute pic 50,000 points or less to level up to level 20 250,000 points or less to level up for 21 a
Dirty Lil Secrets
Basics 1. How old are you? 2. Look between your legs...what's your species, male or female.. (or both)? 3. Equally important, what's your sexual Orientation? 4. At what tender age did you discover the joys of masturbation? 5. Sometimes nature intends a person to discover their first orgasm later…either way when was it? 6. Uh ohh.. you went and sinned and kissed someone. When did you lose your innocence, sinner? 7. Expanding on that, when was the first time you made out with someone? 8a. How often do you masturbate? 8b. Do you fantasize usually when you do? 8c. Do you like it? 8d. Do you try to get there fast or do you deny yourself to make it last longer? 8e. Ever engage in mutual masturbation (doing it, but with a partner)? 8f. Do you own and use a dildo or vibrator? 8g. Have you ever used a foreign object but not a sex toy (cucumber, hairbrush, something like that)? Oral sex 1. In general, does the idea of oral sex appeal to you? 2. Ok great, I w
Dirtygurl's Jamboree
May 2nd through May 4th....ATV Jamboree with 10 bands, dirt drags, mudbog, party and more....go to for more details or ask me on here...
Dirty Lil Secrets
Dirty South
Dirty Little Secret
I hear this alot through talking with friends. Your single, you join a site such as fubar. You see someone that captures ur interests. You start leaving comments sometimes in a flirty sense. You begin to talk, and hit it off. You arrange to meet, fall in love etc..... Now the same comments you made before are becoming to be a problem. But the same comments you leave are being left by other people. Only difference is your being asked to not leave them in fear of causing drama or make others jealous. Now I don't understand this at all. If your so afraid of what others will think, or you may risk losing a so called "friend" because they now know ur involved with this person then why hook up at all? Why not just live the life of flirting? So many of you just don't know how it feels to be kept a secret. If you thrive off of the attention of people hitting on you, then you shouldn't get involved with anyone. Now I do understand that some people try and lay claim to their significant ot
Dirty Applacation
"!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!! Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?" Also < IF YOU HAD ME ALONE, LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR A WEEK & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO DO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET
Dirty Internet Whore
Dirty 30?
May 30th I reached a milestone in my life... With grace and style and the coolness god granted me I turned 30 years old :-) In the 36 days since my birthday i have: Fallen down the stairs... Spraining my left hip knee and ankle simulatenously cut all my hair off again...because it keeps falling out chipped my tooth cap Went to the gynecologist and was told maybe i should think about a mamaogram and oh yea you might have endometriosis because your periods are so horrible and oh yea we are gonna probe around in your uterus with the penis ultrasound thingie...(Does that mean I just cheated on my boyfriend?) I've run into the coffee table twice... have a really nice bruise on my knee I've lost 10 lbs (trust me i'm not complaining about that) Ive got this ear infucktion that won't quit for whatever reason and it's getting hard to hear I've lost my voice twice so no karaoke for me :-( I think thats about it other than the fact I've been so horny I've cont
Friends are always there no matter what you say or wear! friends don't let you down even when you frown. They are the best! much better than the rest. Friends are a bless good friends, they help you reach success friends are always true they will always stick by you. friends don't help you kill they help your dreams fulfill. you know you can count on them no matter what because when you need them their door will never be shut.
Dirty Cowgirl
dirty cowgirl alright get you head outta the gutter..i'm talking about cowgirl dust..let me paint a picture for you... imagine if you will a lone rider racing thru the unsettled terain of the wild young west...her chaps are worn and muscles are sore from months of hard riding... day in and day out she rides..stopping only to satisfy the needs of survival..her speed keeps the wind blowing her tangled wIld hair behind her and a cloud of dust billowing as high as she perched on her mare.. no one knows her location.. no one sees her exhaust both beast and beauty.. the only witness to her run is the dust chasing behind her... a town rises from the mirages she viewed as her future... faster she urges her horse.. she could get filled in the town...she could satisfy those needs otherwise denied alone in the desert... rapidly she enters the single road town... she urges her horse to the nearest horse stand.. the mare obeys and suddenly stops.. rearing up in a final show of stamina an
Dirty Free Style
Dirty Jokes
There was a little boy who had just learned to count on his fingers. One day his uncle came to visit and the boy was anxious to show off his newly acquired skill. He told the uncle to ask him and addition question. So they uncle asked, "What is three plus four?" The little boy counts it out on his fingers and said, "Seven." The uncle said, "Listen kid, you cant count it out on your hands because someday when you are in school, a teacher will get mad at you for it. Now put your hands in your pockets." So the little boy put his hands in his pockets and his uncle asked, "What is five plus five?" The uncle saw movement in the boys pockets, then the boy said, "Eleven." A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister
Dirty Jokes
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Maude: What in the hell is that? Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Maude: Where did you get it? Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore nd announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarressed, looks at her kind of strangely then (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately sks what brand of condoms she prefers. "Doesn't matter sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel!" The pharmacist fainted!
Dirt, Extremeties, And Various Repressed Emotions
Let me start off by saying that I do not consider myself to be an authority on this subject. Anyone who says that they are is probably selling something. When it comes to picking up women, I'm about as smooth as 30 grit sandpaper. I am, however, a very astute observer. This post is meant to entertain my friends that are currently in a relationship and are seeking to live vicariously through the lives of those NOT in a relationship. I've been on both sides of that velvet rope, and know that it is the story of a single person that tends to be the most interesting because it has the most potential to contain the words: midgets, honey, twins, riding crop, and Twister. These observations are based on real events in my own life, and like my life, it is not meant to be taken seriously.THE CRAZY TRAIN (Ages 21-25)If you are in your mid 30s and you have your sights set on The Crazy Train, then your judgement is impaired. You have probably just gotten out of a long relationship where you weren't
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Dirty Diamond Crew Pimpouts
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Dirty Poem
I wrote this in 1988, sitting in a cubicle in a Navy electricity/electronics school in Great Lakes, Illinois. I should have been studying, but who has time for national security when you have a bunch of dirty thoughts running through your mind? Most of you who know me have heard it at one drunken time or another. As I lay snuggling in my bed, on sheets as cold as ice. My lips were blue, my ass was red, and active were the lice. Which chewed and gnawed, upon my rod, and also on my balls. Despite my cries, they bit my thighs, and anus cheeks and walls. So I got up and did shampoo, my reddened pubic thatch. It didn't help, my nuts were blue, and eggs began to hatch, upon the sores that once were pores, but now were just abrasions. So my poor nuts, all filled with cuts, began to look like raisins. So I declared I'd never fuck, without the right protection. I wouldn't chance, or press my luck, and risk a worse infection. The time was here to mak
Dirty Old Man
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Dirty Minds Game
  RADIO STORM (59077)   “Come Feel the Noise!”Owners: DJ Stormie and Smitty   Storm is an all-ages, all-genres music lounge with a professional edge, featuring 15 scheduled DJs, a request line box app, a solid team of enthusiastic greeters, expert promoters and an ever upbeat vibe….the generous staff will get your buzz meter up to 100% and beyond within minutes at this crackin' party!Storm is a well-rounded and experienced lounge with something for everyone.The owners also have a Fubar-approved Shoutcast hosting software business, and are highly recommended for anyone wanting to start a Fubar lounge and implement online DJ technology.   Contact the owners for information. ALL STAFF MEMBERS ARE INVITED TO PARTICIPATE IN A FREINDLY COMPETITION. IT IS A BATTLE OF THE SEXES,STORM STYLE! THE STAFF MEMBER WHO CAN GET THE MOST MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX TO JOIN THE LOUNGE WILL WIN AUTO 11 TO VERIFY ALL RESULTS, THE NEW MEMBER WILL NEED TO COMMENT ON THE BLOG PROVIDE
The Dirty Stories
When I looked up from the reference book I was perusing I noticed that I was alone in the library with the exception of a bookish looking girl in the last cubicle on the row. She had a startling intense gaze focused on the material in front of her. I watched her and considered that had she been wearing glasses she would have been a picture perfect Liberian. She seemed to exude a natural sexuality but it was obvious that she cared more for her studies then her appearance. For me that made her ever so more attractive. It took but a single moment to make the decision to see if I could tempt her into finding herself. I reached into my bag and sprayed a new cologne I had picked up, placing some on my neck and with a crooked smile a small spray right on my crouch. I took a second look around to make sure we were truly alone. Then I slowly walked over to her, without catching her notice right away I came close enough to catch her scent. She smelled faintly of lilacs and citrus just u
Dirty Little Secrets
Dirty Vegas Video
Dirty Minds
Since I've been asked a few times of what I was playing last night..... It's a game of naughty clues to non-naughty things. Each player gets a booklet filled with clues and the person to the left of them has to figure out the word with the clues given. You get one free guess then the next two guesses you lose a card if you're wrong and get a certain number of cards when you figure out the word with the clues given. For example, -I'm a four letter word -I'm a name fora woman -I end in "u-n-t" If your first answer to the above clues wasn't "AUNT" then you have a dirty mind! Another one... just for fun ;) -I fit in-between your legs. -You make me go faster by whipping me. -If you ride me too long, you walk funny. HORSE Got the idea? its really fun to play when all your friends have dirty minds or you're drinking.
Dirty Diamond Pimp Outs
Dirty And Filthy Jokes
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One
Dirt Room
Dirty Boots
Dirty Girls
I like to take pictures of them and post them to websites like I do lots of different kinds of websites revolving around dirty girls and actually this is the cleanest one. Some people still think it's over the top though. Go figure. I'd like to know what you think. K
Dirty Dozen Auction
Dirty Little Fuck Princess
Dirty Little Fuck Princess Zach pulled me into the door of his apartment throwing me up against the wall, lifting me up as I wrapped my legs around his tight body. "Are you sure you want this babe? Once I start I'm not gonna be able to stop."As he pressed his hard cock against me, with only his jeans holding him back. Kissing me fiercely. Squeezing my ass as he pressed me harder against the wall. My arms wrapped around his neck muted by his aggressive mouth pulling the soft skin around my neck at first with his lips, warning my skin then with rougher tugs using his teeth. Digging his fingers deeper into my ass, my back arched and my legs tightened around him as his mouth moved down my neck to the center of my chest where my cleavage begins. "I don't know if I can make you my dirty little bitch, are you sure that's what you want?"In our 2 months together we'd only ever had sensual, intimate love making sessions. But I knew he could be rough, I knew he liked dirty talk and being i
Dirty Valentine
Hey everyone,If you haven't picked up your copy of my band ONE's new album DIRTY VALENTINE. Be sure to and get a package deal for both albums TODAY!!!!
okay, so the simple truth is: i weigh way too much. ive gone to being a 190 lb lean muscle fighting machine to a 245lb tub of lard. so in the last month, ive cut out sugary drinks and fast food. here i am a month later at 235. only 45 more lbs to go...wish me luck. im gonna need it.
Dirty Talk
You will be delighted as your man turns into putty before your very eyes in seconds as you slowly, sensually say these easy, simple phrases. You will have power over your lover that you have never known. Dirty Talk How To Talk Dirty
Dirty Bad Girl
Dirtyking's Blog
Sub ApplicationName:Age:Height:Weight:Measurements:Turn ons:Turn offs:Handcuffs or restraints?Do you cook?Do you clean?Bush, shaved, landing strip?Applicants must attach two pictures to be considered: One fully clothes, one nude or at the least topless.Serious applicants must put BANANA in the title. Email to Contest
The simplest yet! Okay guys One Rate and two comments gets you put in the pot for this one! Wow!!! Rate this picture, Leave a comment saying Kazy or Kasper sent you then Leave a comment on the blog. Have i lost my mind? Well maybe but ya'll have thought that for a along time! The contest ends @11pm East today 5-5-10. Tomorrow AM I will cross check the comments on the blog and the picture.. and randomly draw a name out of the hat. It is that simple! Get to clicking!     Closed! Sylent is the proud new owner of a boomering! CONGRATS! Starting Jan 4, 2010 we will kick off the Scavenger Hunt for some hot bling. Mon-Fri we will play a riddle between 8am and 11pm 2 times daily. You must be listen to get the clues. Gather all of the pictures and on Friday after the first riddle has been played be the first one to PM me w/ all five of the staff members names and the picture to win some hot bling
Dirty Jerzey...all True...btw...
How To Drive In Jersey. . .(was sent to me as a joke...but' is...1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name. It's Nork - rhymes with Fork, not New-ark.2. The morning rush hour is from 5 AM to NOON. The evening rush hour is from NOON to 7 PM.  Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning. 3. The minimum acceptable speed on the turnpike is 85 mph. On the parkway it's 105 or 110. Anything less is considered "Sissy." (Just ask Jon Corzine, the Governor of NJ) 4. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Jersey has its own version of traffic rules.  For example: cars/trucks with the loudest muffler go first at a four-way stop;  the trucks with the biggest tires go second; However, in Monmouth county, SUV-driving and cellphone-talking moms ALWAYS have the right of way. 5. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended, cussed out, and possibly shot. 6. Never honk at anyone.  EVER!  Seriously.  It's another offense that can
Dirt Cheap Video Games Review Blog
 by Gabriel Franco  Reading on the go! When the Nintendo DS first came out everyone was excited about the world of possibilities it opened up. Indeed, as time went by players saw some truly fascinating and innovative game titles that redefined the videogame experience. So far, however, the possibilities the DS could offer outside of the gaming universe haven’t been exploited. 100 Classic Books falls in that tiny category; it’s not really a game, it’s much closer to being an application than anything else, in that it allows you to use the DS as a portable, electronic library, full of literary classics. View entire article ►   100 Classic Books, Achievements, Blur Review:, Cheats, FAQs, Forums, News, Nintendo Review Blog, PSP Review Blog, Review, Review Blog,
Dirty Office Visit
I walk into your office... and look around to see if anyone is close by... I walk around your desk and stand behind you and lean over and put my hands on the back of your chair and let my fingers touch you on either side just under your arms... touching the edges of your bra. I lean closer and put my lips close to your right ear and you can feel the heat from my breath against your neck and I whisper into your ear... "I want to taste your pussy right now, make it nice and wet for me" and you let out a deep sigh."show it to me" I whisper in your ear as I watch your right hand move from your desk to your right knee. Sliding up your leg, you slowly lift your skirt as you look around to see if anyone is watching you and there is nobody around. You lean back slightly in your chair and begin to spread your legs as your hand gently raises your skirt up your thighs so I begin to see your pretty white lace panties. "mmmmm thats nice.... now rub it...I want to see those pretty pussy lips" I whis
Dirty Little Secrets!
I may just break out with some pics if it's ok!
Dirty Old Stories
It's crazy how good ad-men are. I'm sitting watching some afternoon telly while updating my audio collection and this add for Las Vegas, NV came on. Now this isn't the first time I've seen this particular advertisement and it's nowhere near the first time I've had the thought that came next but I felt as if this was the right time to share my entertaining brand of chaotic nonsense.  I've never really been to Vegas, I've never really had the money. Nor have I ever been attached to someone who had the funds to take a few days to gamble an abuse a hotel room in another state.I hope that one day I will have the luxury to just let loose in a hotel and break loose the doors of debauchery. When I do, I pray the hotel staff has a great sense of humor because I know I wouldn't want to pick up that much animal poo. So here's the plan. Once checked in, load each lift with puppies, kittens, bunnies, etc. That would be ridiculously funny.
Dirty O' Women
Dirty Jokes
some1 give me ur filthiest dirtiest most race hating sex offending religious bashing joke
Dirty Red "da Gift" Albulm Release
Dirty Jokes
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.“Mother, where do babies come from?”The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.” Off to Vegas A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. 'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the man. 'I'm going to Las Vegas', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free! '
Dirty Brain
Your dirty brain makes my dirty brain want to do absolutely filthy things to you
Please read and answer the following Questions Are you Disabled?? Do you know someone that is Disabled, either from birth or from an Accident?? Are you or the person you know getting the support from other chatrooms?? Do you know where to find the information you or your friend needs to live a much fuller life?? Is your Disability rare?? if you answered yes to any of the questions above please visit us at the following link.. And if you come visit us and think you want to stay think about making a donation to the the site as well.. Your donations help to pay for our web hosting, chat server hosting, bot hosting and development costs for maintaining our chat software. The site administrator does not receive a salary for running Disabilities-R-Us. Thank you for taking the time to read this blog and i do hope to see you in the chatroom Love and Hugs Misha
Disabled Comments / Absence (explaining)
It's been almost a year since I've joined it... (I list all topics of this discussion orderly) [NUDE BEACH]____________________________________________ This site is the equivalent to an online nude beach. People can get so exited to come here, take off all of their clothes, pose naked to be seen, get wild about it, show off and gawk at everyone. After everyone has seen eachother naked, the whole TABOO-thing tapers off. It's just that pre-Adam&Eve ideal (natural), not needing to hide anything any longer. Visible truths, nature, natural biological anatomy! But there are still rules just like a nude beach. Keep your hands to yourself, unless in private as long as consent has been granted to do so. Got to admit it, you girls sometimes base majority of guys you find attractive, based on "their package" mixed within the percentage of what their face looks like, then add their height and body type, then you've got a total average that you judge from, then is there
Disassembly Desired
I can never Seem to find The pieces of me Only you Somehow see They now need To be reminded How to be freed I still feel you With me You are burned In my soul I travel my path You along for The stroll The mind wonders The heart decides Noise enters the ears Escapes thru the lips Ideas, worries and doubts Travel in And back out But the love stays Inside
Disaster Day
Bad news . Mother passed away at 9:15 pm GMT today 21/02/07 Mother is slowly slipping away. Her prognosis is not good. They think she has only a few days left. Her condition was not diagnosed early enough. As a consequence it has progressed to a point at which the doctors hold no hope of recovery. It is too severe and she is too weak to fight it properly. all they can do is make her as comfortable as possibland to make her remaining time painfree as they can. Just returned from hospital for a break. Have been informed that mother has got cancer and that it is terminal. doctors have done everything that they can but are unable to do anymore.
It's somewhat amusing, but at the same time slightly repulsive. People make me sick. Maybe it's because I don't have a dick, I just don't understand... or maybe because they have dicks they are to stupid to realize... who knows... Maybe it's a little of both. Yeah I know nothing is making sense, it does to me, and that's really all that matters. I've been waiting for something... to long really... but soon, not soon in the sense that it will be shortly, but soon as in sooner than later... I'll be walking. People tell me I am crazy... that I am... but not that kinda crazy... crazy because I care a little to much. It hurts, constantly. Not because of the crazy entirely... but from everything. The little things... The little things people say and do... not every person, but specific ones... the little things matter most, the little things make and break with me... the little things people don’t think matter, well bitch, they matter the most. There's so many times I just
You know, how it is, if people belong to that kind of persons, who are always expecting the best - of others. Here we have found an example of this, so it happened today in an new opened restaurant, when I was there together with my husband and my kids. We went there and the service was okay, they made a good service for the kids and for us, and when we had paid, there was a couple, who called the owner. The plate would be dirty, the music would be too loud and the pasta would not be hot enough. Then they asked us to approve this. We didn't agree and said we would be satisfied with all. Then the couple left the restaurant and went away without paying their dinner. The owner was running behind them and asked them to pay the things they had ordered. They refused to do this and the couple became impertinent. Then the owner blocked their car with a trash box and called the police. We had to leave because of our kids were tired and we had to go home, but we told the owner to call us in case
I'm hated for the things I do. I'm missunderstood for the things I say. I'm a disappointment for being me. I'm in a world of darkness no one see's. I'm the one to blame...for EVERYTHING. I'm the failure in your eyes. What is there good of me?
Disapearing Soon
i finnally made it to the woman i love's house and man oh man was it an adventure. first stop we hit on the road was gallup new mexico. at that stop this drunk native american ask me and two other guys "flick your dick?" i wish i was joking. and after he asked he made a gesture to his pants zipper. needless to say i backed off lol. and there was still even worse that happened on the trip. when i finally got into michigan, benton harbor to be exact, there was a real looney case on the bus, and i mean this guy was making me feel looney lol. for instance before getting on the bus in beton harbor he had looked into a trash can and was talking to the insides. after he talked to it for awhile he gave it a drink from his water bottle, i'm not exagerating or fibbing in any way of what so ever. and after watering and chatting to the trash can, he turned to nothingness and had a convo and seamed to laugh at a joke that nothing had told him. and as we got on the bus he got real close to read my
Reflex sympathetic dystrophy (RSD), also known as complex regional pain syndrome (CRPS), is a chronic progressive neurological condition that affects skin, muscles, joints, and bones. The syndrome usually develops in an injured limb, such as a broken leg. However, many cases of RSD involve only a minor, seemingly inconsequential injury, such as a sprain. And in some cases, no precipitating event can be identified. Pain may begin in one area or limb and then spread to other limbs. RSD/CRPS is characterized by various degrees of burning pain, excessive sweating, swelling, and sensitivity to touch. Symptoms of RSD/CRPS may recede for years and then reappear with a new injury. Types Two types of RSD/CRPS have been defined: Type 1 - without nerve injury Type 2 (formerly called causalgia) - with nerve injury Both types express the same signs and symptoms. Incidence and Prevalence Millions of people in the United States may suffer from this chronic pain syndrome. RSD/C
I just found out a couple of days ago that my favorite chat room disabilities-r-us is closing. Because some idiots decided to try to part the chat room and create their own and stab the owner in the back. I HATE people saying that they are going to help someone out and instead the HURT that person. Now, that they decided to stab this poor man in the back I am losing my family of 8 wonderful years. This saddens me and I wish there was something i could do to change it. Not so much the fact that the chat room is closing. Yes it will be greatly missed and it is still dearly needed. But, most importantly I am afraid that the owner does not understand how needed and supported HE is. The hard part is to get that across to him.
am doing my best to make my life better, I do it for kylee, I am doing my best not be so unhappy all the time, atleast on the outside. On the inside however, I am lost , I am alone, I am a disaster. I try everyday to go on with a Mask of pretend, for kylee. Why am I not strong enough to let go ? Why am I not strong enough to leave? I wake everyday with a smile because I hear my baby calling my name. Everyday I also wake with the thought of what will go wrong today? What will he make feel like today? What will he do today to destroy us even more? How can I love someone that I can't trust? How can I love someone that I can not in any way, depend on?? I do not have the answers.........
Disapering But Not Forgeting
ok. iv been trying to figure something out. iv been faithful to every women iv ever been with in my life, iv never back stabbed any one. but every women iv ever been with has cheated on me and stabbed me in the back. why? iv cooked, cleaned, satisfied to existence most guys wouldn't go to the almost extremes to make em happy at times. and was always there for em, never stared em wrong or lied to em. im honest to the bone. its why some people see me as being a ass but i don't think you should beat around the bush or lie and hide stuff espesuly the one you love. and yet the ones i see cheat . have faithful women. and the faithful women have cheating men. now im just trying to figure it out. why? i know many of people iv been talking to alot some are closer then others. but if i havnt been talking much is cuss i have alot going on and most know what im talking about and im not trying to ignore you im just very buzy and im not on the computer much. ill try to get back to you when i can. m
Sorry that I haven't been around lately but I have been pretty busy and have been kinda depressed about some personal stuff. Hopefully things will start getting better and I will be back online soon. For those of you who would like to talk drop me a line on the land line as I hardly get online any more or you can always send me email to my personal account
Disabled Dirty Old Men Club
Hi gang, You're probably wondering where I've been and what I've been doing. November is National Novel Writing Month (NaNoWriMo) and I am writing a novel. I have until the 30th of November to write a 50,000 word novel. I'll be back in December with info of where you can go to read it. Wish me luck and keep the faith. msboy8 Hi gang, Sure they tell you that you can make points by rating Auto 11's pics. But have they thought of the mental damage done? I currently am suffering from a penguin affliction. I've got one of my cats and one of my dogs on the alert for penguins. The cat will try to distract them while I escape. The Dog is going to pretend to be a walrus and attack! Don't even get me started on cute saying! I'mm going to search the net for non-cute saying. Then I will uolosd them to save fubar humanity! Wish me luck and watch out for the penguins! msboy8 Greetings! (No you are NOT being drafted, hehe) This is to announce the creation of the fubar Di
I'am less disappointed with myself than others are, People expect things of me that I can not do, The things I can do, no one believes. Why must I always have to prove people wrong, why can't they accept what I say. I'am a dreamer, yet I'm a realist, I know my limits, I don't overstep my boundaries, if that makes me a coward then label me so. Some of us have wild goals, we may never achieve, and others have simple goals. I do not have goals, my goal is to live my life, so many people have ambition, but its for all the wrong things, it might start off with good intentions, but often times it becomes a power they can't control, whether it is money or the means they go to make it, and the steps to take it, and the people they squash to make it. If you have ambition good for you, but when you achieve your'e goal dont let it change you, be the one you were before you had the money and the power and the means to get most everyhing you want. So no I'm not disapointed in
Disadvantaged People's Day.
Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend, just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals, vote liberal Or occasionally shit yourself....... You hang in there sunshine,You're special !!!
Natural Disaster Darkened clouds, wind and rain. Left alone with all this pain. It’s winter here without you. Landslides always drag me down Trapped for days, will I be found ? I pray for skies of blue. Flooded plains within my head Tornadoes draw near, leave me for dead. I feel alone without you. Drought from tears I know not for I’ve cried for days, I cry no more. I’ve made mistakes, it’s true Hurricane waves pound on my shore I’m drowning on my bedroom floor. Will we never be together? This natural bridge from heart to heart Collapsed in shreds, fallen apart These seasons last forever.
DISAPPEAR I'm livin' inside of my mind Inside here I'm just fine Am I fine to you? I'm half-aware, got my head in the clouds I don't wanna come down If I don't have to I'm walkin behind the shadows Just a casual observer Of my own life Suffer in silence, won't ask for your help I can do it myself No matter what the price So independent, you know I don't need you And I know that just leads you Away from this I wanna let go but something won't let me And what will that get me But loneliness Watch me disappear I'm melting, fading away If I go now Would you Even know I was here? I'm fading fast It's like I was never here Fadin' away Watch me disappear I wanna tell you just what I feel for you Wanna make it real for you But don't know how I start to speak but then something stops me You think you've lost me But don't give up now The guards stand steady at the walls
The Disappearing Gentlemen.
Everyday we lose a person we love dearly. You never know a mans worth till there gone. He was a great man loved by everyone, as i walked through the community everyone one i met offered condolences, every restaurant i went to my money was no good. he was a great man loved by many and touched alot of peoples hearts. I will greatly miss him and he will always be in my heart. Labeled NSFW just incase. In this I will try and explain the changes in history, and why nice guys finish last. To start I would like to give you a few statistics that you probly didn't know. In the past 50 years the sex rate has dropped from age 19 in girls and 18 in boys to a staggering 15 for both on average. In the 1950's 13% of girls admitted to being sexually active, but more recently 47% of girls admitted to being sexually active. Finally 1 million teenagers become pregnant each year, 50% of these will become pregnant within 2 years of there first birth. I felt it was important to share these facts so you wil
one more week and i'm one my way home to the cold miserable place i was born . soon to me stuck between a rock and a hard place . but some long needed r&r yep. the company i work for is going down . just got word. ain't got a clue what ta do . AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For those curious to know, the reason why I am in the wheelchair is because I was born with Spina Bifida, the form called Myelomeningocele. I am paralized waist down, but I maintain feeling untill knees down... Here’s some information about it if you want to learn more. Any other questions about my disability and such don’t be afraid to ask. I don’t mind any type of questions. At this point in my life there’s nothing you can ask I haven’t answered before lol Spina Bifida occurs within the first month of pregnancy resulting in an incomplete closure of the spinal column. Spina Bifida is the most frequently occurring permanently disabling birth defect affecting approximately one out of every 2,000 newborns in the United States. there are three types of Spina Bifida: Occulta Often called hidden Spina Bifida, the spinal cord and the nerves are usually normal and there is no opening on the back. In this relatively harmless form of Spina Bifida, there is a small defect or
Disabled Pregnant Woman Used As Target Practice
ALTON, Illinois (AP) -- Banished to the basement, the 29-year-old mother with a childlike mind and another baby on the way had little more than a thin rug and a mattress to call her own on the chilly concrete floor. Dorothy Dixon ate what she could forage from the refrigerator upstairs, where housemates used her for target practice with BBs, burned her with a glue gun and doused her with scalding liquid that peeled away her skin. They torched what few clothes she had, so she walked around naked. They often pummeled her with an aluminum bat or metal handle. Dixon -- six months pregnant -- died after weeks of abuse. Police have charged two adults, three teenagers and a 12-year-old boy with murder in the case that has repulsed many in this Mississippi River town. "This is heartbreaking," police Lt. David Hayes said. "It was almost as though they were making fun of the abuse they were administering. This woman was almost like living in a prison." Investigators put much
Morning May 7. Sunny day, sunny mood plans and thoughts of the upcoming b-day. I need concentration. Need to remember to do this and that. Yes. Hmmm.... No. Ok. Worktime's over. Going home. Watch - 3.20pm. Key to the home door. It doesn't fit in. Hmmm... I call my hubby. No, he knows nothing. I go round and see partly opened windows of our flat (second floor). My heart starts pumping. Shit shit shit (do not dare reporting me for these words, I'm sure you'd have pronounced sth more vulgar even)!!! I call my hubby again. Then his father, then 112 (police). No, I'm not imagining things. It's real. Come please. They all come, we open the door. Thieves had gone. Some mess around. WTF the mess. No money, no gold (my earings, bracelets, rings, pendants...), no laptop with all my sentiments in it and some important data and docs. I don't care for money. Give me my memories back. Oh yeah, I sit on the floor and cry. Fuck those thieves. God, deprive them of their memories and souvenirs too. I b
Can't seem to please you No matter how much I try I am only good at disappointing That just makes me cry I can't tell you how I really feel That would just make you mad So disappointment is what I take You don't know but I am always sad I am nothing but a fake I laugh and smile, but all the while I am wanting to tell you all I hide All the feelings I have inside You don't want to hear the things I have to say I think maybe another day I am not happy and you don't see Why can't you just let me be me? Why do you think I am something I am not If you would just see me for what I have got I may disappoint you even more but at least that way I wouldn't be fake that is for sure
Ok for all those who give a shit...Im gunna be going into the hospital for surgery tomorrow (6-5-2008) and I'll be in a couple days. Im taking my laptop with me hopefully I can still get on, but I dont see it happening. So if you dont see me then you know why. Kisses and will miss you all. I will play catch up when I get back next week. For those of you who have my number feel free to text me if you dont see me on......I will have my phone with me. Kisses, The Princess (aka Julie)
Disaster In The Shelving Community
Oh what a life! Current mood: worried So yesterday I did somethin that no mom should ever have to do and that is put there child in a mental institution for treatment.I am so blaming myself for this happening even though I know it is not my fault I could not stop from happining what happened but anytime somethin happens to your child you tend to put blame on ones self and it hurts it hurts bad I wann cry scream and yell at god and say why!!!!! I quess there were signs but no one wanted to see or accept but I know he is were he will get help. I ask my self why him why He is a very intelligent child why did he fall victim to these thoughts why could I not stop this all these why questions but never a definite answer. All these emotions am I a bad mom for signing him in there am I an uncaring mom? should I have done it? He was crying out for help and would not tell me. He likes to keep things bottle up. yet again why? Well he finally snapped and he is getting the help. Will this numb
I have thought long and hard over this but when I get everything kosher , I am thinking of trying to disappear for a week. My only problem is if I go anywhere she thinks she has to go . I need to get away from everything to recooperate, and actually find myself again. My life is a complete mess and I am the only one that can fix this mess. I have listened to the wrong people for too damn long , and I need to refocus on everything.
Disappearing Act
Hey everybody, I'm sorry I haven't been around much on here lately. I finally moved to my new house!!!!! WOOHOOOO! About damn time right! Started my new job, and attempting to get settled into my new life! I don't have the ability to be on fubar very much anymore...but if you leave me luvin' it will be returned! Just be patient with me please! Well gotta get going! If you have my number don't be scared to call :) I don't bite I nibble! Hope your all doing great talk to you soon!
Disabled Vet
Ok first off iam really bad at this blog thing but i cant get this off my mind ! i had to go to Joplin Mo. to pick up my son he stays there though the week while he works and comes home on the weekend , needed stop in Lowes pick up glass for windows befor weather tunes cooler . Picked up the boy was on way to , not knowing how much the glass was going to coast me stoped at a stop light a man was setting there with sign disabled vet no money passing though . as i looked i noticed vet or not he was disabled 1 hand was missing he looked as if not to have had a shower in months m my cup holder was full of change qurters nickles dimes pennies i was trying to hurry befor the light changed as he got closer i noticed his arms were buned up passed his shirt sleaves was handing him the change when i noticed 1/2 his other hand was missing as well and burned he could only take part of the chang at a time putting in his pocket all whie trying give him as much as i could at this point befor lig
How I wish I could disappear my dream is so clear Never being in this place seeing that expression on your face Oh what bliss it would be if u could only see How that white little lie made me want to die I can not win this race Now I have no face Ourlives are in shambles All because u gambled U can not take it back u killed me in your attack Tired of feeling blue Maybe one day my dream will come true
When you ran into a wall with a boner and you hit your nose first A man marries a deaf woman He saids "We must work out a code" If I want sex I'll stroke your left brest - you pull my dick once for yes and 32 times for no!!!
There are so many fake people out there. You try to be a nice person by helping them. You let them in youe life and all they do is lie, steal and abuse your kindness. But there comes and line when they do evil things that involves going to jail for doing horrible things to innocent young people. And destroying trust of people. People like that should be in jail for the rest of their life. At least then they cant hurt anyone else with deception. We as a whole have enough problems in the world to deal with. We shouldnt have to worry about dangerous predators online. Ok everytime I start to chat with a guy and hit it off preety good. He tells me things I like to hear. We exchnage pictures and talk on the phone. And then i ask or he tells me he single when the truth is is married!!! I mean does every freaking guy look at me like im a sex toy!!! I want to meet a REAL guy not married who really like me for me. And to be honest with me!!. Is that really to much to ask for gee!!
Welp, it's that time again. Time for me to disappear.....taking a lil time off from here. To all the real friends, thanks for the support, to those that just added, thanksfor reading.   Luv Ya     Laterz! Ok so here is where I will leave my disappearance Feb 6th to 13th - Ugh Field!!   Take a mini vacation....who knows when I will be back
Damned People... I asked two different people from work to give me letters of reference for a scholarship I wanted to apply for.. As far as I can remeber.. its Due tomorrow, and Neither of them have turned up with a letter.. I did keep up with each of them, almost daily. One was a manager, the other just a fellow co-worker, and every time I saw them, I asked about said letter.. I was told "I haven't forgot you" from Trent, and "I'm off tomorrow I'll do it then, I Promise" by Nikki.. Yea.. Right.. Only Amy came through for me, She had one for my by the end of January when I first asked.. Nucci and Amy let me put them down as people for a loan, not sure if Im going to get one or not.. Oh well just needed to vent
First i must admit,i should not have even mentioned my disability but, anyone that knows me at all knows my mouth sometimes goes on without So for those that have disability is Chronic Depression.I have lived with this my whole life is why i said it did not just "is" for me. Waking up every day,i must convince myself,today is a wonderful day...some days i do well and others i just can't...bear with me please.Alot of things hurt my feelings easily and others just make me work harder at believing.... Life has been dfficult but i am a survivor and always will be.I love people and genuinely care for all i cross paths with.This gift helps keep me from drawing inside myself and never coming out. My heart is much bigger than my disability (Thank You God) Love You All...Melanie My disability places the Winter months at the top of my list of things that trigger my depression. With the added pressure of the holidays and my inability to provide a nice one
I know many say this is just the net no big deal, but you are sadly mistaken, behind the font, behind the screen there are real people who have worries, fears, life concerns, illnesses, simply seeking a connection. This world has become so hateful and whether any of you are willing to admit it, it has affected all of us. Most are blessed enough to have a support system to help them through the rough times, but many stand alone and regardless of whether it is by choice or the result of the hatefulness, they are the ones who suffer most. When you attack someone your cold and callous actions may cause more damage than how you think, some people have committed suicide for the torment caused to them, some have shut down and have never opened up again. And the tormentors see it as funny, one day it may happen to you or a loved one and well perhaps it will change your outlook on how you treat people.We dont have to be a hateful society, and honesty doesnt have to be cruel or harmfulsome of th
Disaster In Japan
The rising death toll is not the only measure of devastation in the multiplicity of disasters that have engulfed Japan.  At least 3,570 people were confirmed dead as of today, March 16, 2011.  But the story is far worse than that.  It has been estimated that in Miyagi Prefecture alone, the toll will exceed 10,000, and it may do so in one small town of 17,000 alone. In addition to the death toll, 140,000 people living within 20 kilometers of the dying Fukushima Dai-ichi nuclear plant have been ordered to stay indoors to avoid radiation, and another 180,000 were evacuated from the immediate area of the plant two days earlier.  In Europe, some 500 bone marrow transplant centers have been put on standby to treat radiation victims from Japan. In total, nearly a half million people have been evacuated from their homes, or from hometowns where they have no homes remaining.  Tens of thousands more await rescue or delivery of food, water and medicine. Nearly a million households have no ele
Another lonely sleepless night, becomes a day no longer bright. I need the wind beneath my wings, the chorus from the songs I sing. No longer seeing what is real, the lovely pain is all I feel.   So put away your promises, they're filled with lust and emptiness. The dreaded shame I cannot bare,  I will not love what isn't there. Life is full of sacrifice,  One more shot just roll the dice.    In the end I hope to find,  a love for life and what is mine. Maybe then I'll find it pure, loving self might be the cure. Turn back thoughts and turn back time, just take away what isn't mine.....
Disa's Blog
A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border.  "May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent. "I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy.  "Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent. "But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other." "This I gotta see," replied the agent. With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind. "By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip back to Chicago ." "Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Chicago ?" The agent replied, "I recognized Obama in the the middle. Dear John, Ive finally figured it out. Youre a coward...that is why you have never once answered the phone, or texts, or emails. I gave you
Disable Mic
The following instructions explain how to disable your mic within Windows control panel. 1.  You will need to open your control panel settings and set the view from category to large or small icons.   2.  Depending on what version of Windows you use you may or may not have a start menu or the control panel option listed on your start menu (Windows 8, for example).  If you hold down the LEFT windows key (this is the key that is between Ctrl and Alt on most keyboards) and the "R" key it will open the run command.  Once the run command has opened type in " control mmsys.cpl sounds " without quotes. This will open the sounds control panel directly. If you use this method please skip to step 4. 3.  Open your sound control panel.   4.  Select the "recording tab" and you will see a list of recording devices listed.  If you speak or whistle you wee see the levels on one of the devices go up and down.   5.  Right click the microphone and select show disabled devices, show disconn
Dis Be Me
Whats up people my name is Jed but everyone calls me slimm I am a 26 y-o whte/italian male livin in vinton Va. Im in to goin out havin a good time chillen at the bar playin pool holla if ya got game Im also in to just sittin at the crib blazn and playin madden
Disbelief, Horror And Astonishments
in between conversations surrounding the motorcycle early 1990's death of a man friend on one of Michigan's highway's, Olivia's favorite conversation was the DOG ACT she experienced during the relationship with her man... Derrell. I don't recall much about him, but I do know that he wore a dog suit and had a remote control miniature school bus which he traveled around in and with. The remote was a demo item (30"L x 21" W) for a chidren's safety program sponsored by the school district for the bus company. It could have been humiliating for that DOG to show up at the wrong time... she was a business woman... no longer driving a school bu, but selling AMWAY (NETWORKING) in the Ann Arbor area. We all got a dog somewhere in our lives..... and both of us knew someone who died riding his motorcycle... my friend, a co-worker from my military unit... died somewhere along Lake Shore Drive in Chicago in 1986. ...classes were starting - first day of the full run of 26 credit hours at EASTERN
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Disc Golf
Anyone out there into this sport? if so, holler at me, if youre in michigan or texas, lemme know, gotta git some discgolf friends for online to keep in touch with, holla
A Disclaimer..
Apparently, I have been known to offend people, so I'm putting up this warning. I MAY OFFEND YOU! With pictures, comments, whatever. Do not run to everyone and start bitching and complaining, and marking my pictures innappropriate. I am crazy. I am telling you now. If you are easily offended, a punk bitch, or a puss-ass. Do not read anything I say. Do not look at any pictures of me. I do not want to deal with the bullshit that you are gonna put me through if I offend you, so stop now. Thank you.
I could hear the blonde moving around in her bedroom, but couldn't see anything. Finally I saw her enter the closet wearing a gray sports bra, and a pair of shorts. She grabbed a T-shirt off a hanger without even a glance in my direction and pushed the closet door closed. I was in pitch black, and my heart was pumping a billion times a second. For an indefinite, but excruciatingly long amount of time, my heart raced and my hard-on throbbed. Finally, when my heart returned to it's normal beat, and my dick to it's normal state, I moved away from my hiding place and surveyed my situation. The closet door wasn't actually all the way closed, as I'd originally thought. It was ajar just enough that I could see a slice of light coming into the closet. I carefully moved to the brightness and peered through. I could see that the bedroom door was now open, and I felt it was a safe assumption that the blonde had left the room. With the bedroom door open though, and not knowing where either of
I have found a loophole employers use to get rid of disabled employees legally. It's called the 90 day probationary period; When you can leave for no reason and without notice and they can ask you to leave for no reason. I lost 2 jobs because of my disabilities and had no legal recourse because I lost them in the probationary period. I am BOYCOTTING Domino's Pizza because they discriminate against the disabled and handicapped. I ask that anyone who is disabled or handicapped or people who love them join with me in this boycott and let Domino's know discrimination and the workplace don't mix!
Discoverys Part 2
I could hear the blonde moving around in her bedroom, but couldn't see anything. Finally I saw her enter the closet wearing a gray sports bra, and a pair of shorts. She grabbed a T-shirt off a hanger without even a glance in my direction and pushed the closet door closed. I was in pitch black, and my heart was pumping a billion times a second. For an indefinite, but excruciatingly long amount of time, my heart raced and my hard-on throbbed. Finally, when my heart returned to it's normal beat, and my dick to it's normal state, I moved away from my hiding place and surveyed my situation. The closet door wasn't actually all the way closed, as I'd originally thought. It was ajar just enough that I could see a slice of light coming into the closet. I carefully moved to the brightness and peered through. I could see that the bedroom door was now open, and I felt it was a safe assumption that the blonde had left the room. With the bedroom door open though, and not knowing where either of
Discovering Who I Am
Why do all the feelings come? They come and go. I feel sometimes I'm caged within. Some the meaning of them I just dont know. Why do I hurt so much? And hide when really I need to let them show. I hide behing laughter and smiles. Inside I'm a shaken bottle of carbonated emotions that wants to blow. Sometimes I feel like I can take on the world and my mind tells me I can do anything. Lack of sleep send an adrenaline rush. Other times I can't drag myself from death like sleep. I drag through the day and toss and turn in the night. I wish I knew what I felt. I wish to know myself. by JMC "I Dont't Understand" There lives a girl who searches high and low, day and night for a lost treasure. All she holds to help guide her is a mirror, a torn map, a box of memories, a small shovel, and a broken compass. She is lost in a world unknown to her, so vast and unpredictable. For ths, she was forced to jump overboard into turbulent seas and swim to shores undiscovered to her. In this
Discovering Dreams
I've had this dream a million times and it usually signals the end of a relationship, however this one while very familiar it was quite different. I'm standing at the alter, and as usual I know who everyone in the room is, the difference for the first time ever I'm able to see the brides face. The minister begins the ceremony and you start to walk down the isle, the sight of the very angel whom guards my heart, smiling so big, tears beginning to run down your face, a glow of complete delight about your person. As you reach the alter the Minister goes through the vows in sign language as he speaks aloud, the ceremony going as planned many months before. The sun glowing off of the water in the distance behind him with colors of pinks, reds, golds, blues, and greens streaming through the sky, the soft white sand blowing between our toes and over our feet. Unlike the other times I've had this dream, I survived to the very end and even went on to the honey moon but that part of the dream
*¤Discreetness*¤ How dost the dead walk this land & frighten every one they attempt to brand Discretfulness every now & than But the question at hand is do you dare let them in? & do you count it as a win? Or just be happy knowing they are your kin Shed light to my darkened world & let me be the girl For I too want to take life from the unwilling! I too want to be the right hand of devil himself! I too want to be the one out there devouring flesh & Bathing in pools of velvet red blood! I want to cause havoc across the land! Tis the unfurling of the grandest of the grand! So take my hand & let us walk this wretched land! ©copyright 2007 Maggie Chrislina
I lost respect for people as a whole today. My God. A guy in my building freaked out, yet again. Got drunk, started freaking on anyone and everyone for noise. There are younger ppl that live downstairs from me, they have parties and such. Fine, they're noisy on the weekends, but they're young. So what. Well this guy today is outside swearing and yelling and freaking out. No one is doing a thing. Fine. Then this young black kid is riding his bike and this guy goes after him. Well I freaked, yelled out for him to shut up and leave him alone, that I don't ever want to hear that N word again. He says well sorry, but that little bastard is riding around. I said so what, relax, go in, pass out already. A bit later 4 kids are walking through the courtyard drinking slurpees, talking. well this guy freaks. Goes after them with a knife! I didn't know this at the time, I just saw him going after them. Well I go downstairs, everyone else is just watching not doing anything. I have my phone and key
Discrimination Of Native Americans
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The Disclaimer
What a day. I came home after 5 days out messing around. House was ok, no one broke in, but I left alot of lights on and the tv blaring, so I feel kinda bad about the environment and the dead dinosaurs coal that got burned on that account.. I went into the kitchen and noticed a peculiar oder and traced it with a clever nose to the microwave which produced a chili covered bowl of nachos I meant to eat before I went out five days ago. Not being the man I once was I decided not to eat them and but thought maybe some critter outside might still make good use of the meal. So I grabbed some latex gloves and headed to a spot in the yard that was far enough away from the house to deliver the savory dish. I found some sandalwood incense and some bleach setting to rectify things, only to notice the neighbors dog partaking of the nachos. A few seconds later he was on his back and sporadically kicking his legs. I rushed out the door and grabbed a lawn chair forgetting my ice cold te
Discovering This Awesome Site!
I am swampped! massaging clients at the clinic and drawing new designs for Cintas and trainning the Feds on weekends. I just found out that I have to fly to Los Angeles ASAP becuase Brittney hurt her back! She's gain a little weight since shes been with Kevin. Im in the middle of working on a video and have litle or no time for this shit. I used to massage many rockstars while on tour but she aint on tour. Atleast I get to have my screenplay looked at by a great writer! So its worth the flight! Now Ive found my new crack this fubar site I think Im Doomed! I feel like im in high school again. Im getting sweaty and nervous. I didnt know you could see boobies here! Im so blown away about ths site! I didnt know people posted their nude fotos here! an online friend of mine turned me on to this site and now Im hooked! I made this site my home page! who ever thought of his is pure genius!
trying to build a good reliable pc that releases me from my very outdated 4 yr old system. please look at my wish list and tell me if you think i have anything missing. If you visit a forein country should you also shop on the left side of the isle like you would drive? I was dreaming the other night and I'm not sure what it was about but in my dream my older brother cut into it and told me he has cancer. It was only for maybe 3 seconds but its been bothering me ever since.
Disc Golf
DISC GOLF RULES FOR RECREATIONAL PLAY GENERAL Disc Golf is played like ball golf using a flying disc. One point is counted each time the disc is thrown and when a penalty is incurred. The object is to acquire the lowest score, (without cheating). TEE THROWS Tee throws must be completed within or behind the designated tee area. Do not throw until the players in front of you are out of range. LIE The spot where the previous throw has landed, mark with a mini disc or turn over the thrown disc, directly towards the hole or dog leg. THROWING ORDER After teeing off, the player whose disc is farthest from the hole always throws first. The player with the least amount of throws on the previous hole is the first to tee off on the next hole. FAIRWAY THROWS Fairway throws must be made with the foot closest to the hole on the lie. The other foot may be no closer to the hole than the lie. A run-up and normal follow-through, after release, is allowed. DOG
Discarded Notions
So where to the beginning. Sounds reasonable to me. What ever happened to that vision I had for the future? It got back filed or something and I was left open to mistakes. So many mistakes, so little time. It's kind of a wonder I'm still here actually. I just survive I guess. Maybe that's it. Maybe just survival isn't good enough anymore. What was the dream? To do voice acting and stand up comedy, to write stories and poems to educate people and share my experiences with them. What have I done lately that works towards ANY of those dreams? Nothing. I've gotten all caught up in checking shit off the big "To Do List" before I shift this mortal coil. I've gotten a lot of things crossed off, but for every one I do it seems another two present themselves worthy of a spot. I've climbed mountains, swam rivers, hiked trails that few people on this earth even know exist. I've checked off four of the top ten bands I need to see live in the last year and a half. I can lift 270 lbs o
Disco Biscuit
so yeah I am trying to get out of wisconsin here ASAP but having trouble deciding where to move to.... Part of me wants to go back to Seattle... but part of me wants to go back to Cali.... and with my stepmom and dad trying to persuade me to go back to Cali its kinda difficult... Another part of me also says go somewheres you havent been before or hell Chicago isnt that bad.... stilll trying to figure it out... I hate options sometimes
Disconnect Notice On The Eternal Flame
I killed a man last week I covered him in snow He made a fine snowman He's standing in my yard All the neighbors say What a great snowman When spring comes Won't they be surprised! delusion salesmen offering eternal salvation for the low low price of belief
Well its time to sort the disciples into teams... The teams they were sorted into was determined by the order of they put in there applications... So we can sort them out evenly... so with out further delay... Lets get to the sorting... but please read the whole thing for there is important information at the bottom of the blog for our new Disciples... this week there is only 4 new disciples Team Lust Though the least deadly of the sins... it is by far the most popular... Team Lust is ran by ManlyMans Sex Slave... One of my closest friends... and to her I assign this Disicple... of... Nimphodite bisexual goddess@ fubar Team Gluttony Though one of the less popular... It is run by a very strong member of the group... Crystal is one person I see that is very active on Fubar and I am very happy to have her... and to her I assign as a Disciple... Snow(Gluttony, your friendly jester.) What is your sin?@ fubar Team Sloth Shortly after becoming our Sloth Sin... Angelface was
Disciples Of Greed
Welcome to Team Greed... Please tell me a little about yourself by leaving a comment and tell me why you were chosen to be the disciple of greed so that we can get to know you a little better... ღ Lådy Fåŋ‡åzïå ☪ Fµ M劉rė§§™ ღ Disciple of Greed of the Se7en Sins@ fubar
please read this yall.. tell me what ya think i sit and watch my son play at the park making new freinds not caring weather they light or dark fat or small skinny or tall they dont worry bout the clothes others wear and they dont mind to share then i look at the adults at the park seeing how the white seperates from the dark wat happened to the kid in us wheres the trust why is it we look down on and frown on the under class and why cant we even say a friendly hi when we pass we lock ourselves away in a world where all compassion has gone astray we hide in our fancy cars and nice clothes in a society where mony only makes you grow wats wrong with the shit job with familly and friends now its all about economy and making ends i neva really looked at it this way before untill i watched my son make friends in one minute at a grocery store a black kid walked down the isle my son walked up to him with a smile and said wanna be friends they shook hands and that
Spike needs help getting to Disciple. All help would be appreciated. Thank you to those who help. SPIKE@ fubar
The Disciple-ship
Arrrgh! The Disciple Ship be ready to set sail! If ye be wantin' to sail with this crew, ye must first fan, rate, and add the all sailors that are on board before you are granted passage. A daily target will change from sailor to sailor, so that they can be granted some booty that will help them on their way to level 26. Yo ho, Yo ho - what say ye, matey? Shall we sail, or will ye be walkin' the plank? If ye be wantin' to ride, speak to the captain! RogerLee ? Fu-Owned by Hopigalerin ?@ fubar THE CREW ? DAWN ? Fu-Owned by: INDRADRAGON@ fubar Be needin' 1,709,669 til she be disciple Heartistic Soul@ fubar Be needin' 3,567,617 til she be disciple Trouble™ AKA 20/20 - Captain for 2nd Alarm Hotties/Club F.A.R* Suave's Fu-Wifey?@ fubar Be needing 3,841,211 til she be disciple †ShãÐØW† {owner of NBSD} {{NO Salute=NO ADD}}@ fubar Be needing 5,370,069 til she be disciple ~*RedKandy*~FuOwned by bill118911~S*U*P*~Club F.A.R.~2nd Alarm Hotti
Discovery News
I misbehaved, done some things I know I shouldn't do I touched myself even though you told me not to You commanded me to wait for you Ooh I tried, but I can smell you on my sheets Taste you on my skin so vividly Daddy, I disobeyed you now I want you to come punish me I need some discipline tonight, don't hold back I've been very bad, make me cry Ooooh, daddy make me cry, babe I need some discipline tonight I've been very bad, make me cry Ooooh, make me cry, oooh babe I misbehaved, and my punishment should fit my crime Tie me to something, take off my clothes Daddy I want you to take your time Ooh I'm scared My heart is beating fast shiver as you grab my neck It's better when I don't know what to expect Did I upset you daddy? Take out your frustrations on me Did I make you mad? Take out your frustrations on me You be the teacher, I'll be the student Tell me to do it and I will do it You be the teacher, I'll be the student Tell me to do it and I will do it
Hi everyone, I am asking all of my wonderful friends to help me as much as they can on my road to Disciple. I have loads of stuff to rate, and if you have them bling me too. I have some giveaways too if you're a bomber. I have 2 specific folders (teddies & fairies), you will receive a bling for each of these folders for 100 rates per folder. Be sure to message her after you have finished to get your blings. Do both folders for 2 blings, 1 folder for 1 bling ;o) Thanks so much for all your help.
Disciple Queen Nassy!
Queen Nassy is so close to becoming Disciple! She's always helping people whether it be bombing, helping people level, or just being a great friend. Let's all show her the love she deserves. Go spank her hard so we can make her a Disciple just that much sooner! Thank you to all that show her love on her journey to Disciple! Hope you all have a wonderful day. :) Just click on her link below to help her out...Hugsssss Mistress QUEEN Nassy V4mpir3 GothMother OWNED BY Thump☆Star*@ fubar This bulletin brought to you by: LilBamaGirl~Shadow Leveler~@fubar PLEASE REPOST
Just giving a shout out to ALL of the Shadow Levelers who have stopped by my page tonight! I am trying to return some of the love being shown to me, but it's happening so fast, I don't know if I can keep up. If I missed ya and you aren't on my friends list, since I do come by all of my friends' pages, please let me know so I can, somehow, show you all the love you have shown me! Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, THANK YOU!!!!! I am TOTALLY and COMPLETELY OVERWHELMED by all of the love shown by these wonderful people! As I near the Disciple level, there are soooooooo many people to thank. If I tried to name them all, I KNOW I would forget MANY. Sooooooo, I hope a collective thank you to all who helped will be acceptable to ALL of you who DID help! I have the best friends on all of Fubar!
ok here we go getting into ones feelings and wearing them on your sleve, you show interest in a person and you feel that there is a connection even if they are over 2000 miles apart but you talk and joke around but then this other person just no longer seams to want to talk with you and you wonder what you may have done and still cant figure it out but when you let the person know and they just dont respond then you just need to let it go and go on but sometimes it is very hard so i hope that who ever reads this will understand what feelings can get messed up when they are worn on the sleeve so often you wonder just what goes through ones mind when one contemplates ending their life, i know that with my own experience it was that i was with someone that belittled and emotionally and mentally abused me, for so many years that you belive what they say is true and deep inside you know that it is not true. but when one is depressed and the friends you think you have the support group th
Disciple By 12/29/08
So now the Midgets are out, and every body is at a mad rush to get them out. I saw a blog about it and I wanted to start my own Midget Friends Blog. So please post them here! I was looking around on CNN and I saw an interesting video article about a man convicted of murdering a McDonald security guard back in the early 80's. This whole time he maintained his innocence. At the same time a man confessed to his 2 lawyers of committing the crime. The 2 lawyers kept the confession secret for well over 25 years due to Attorney/Client privileges. Recently the man that confessed to the crime passed away. So the 2 lawyers who he confessed 2 came forward and advised the proper authoritahs of the mans confession to the crime. They even went as far as writing statements back when they were told and put the statements in a safe deposit box. Is it fair for Attorney/Client Privileges to keep guilty people out and innocent people in jail? Should there be a set up that innocent people
WARNING: This person is saracastic as hell. Anything she says or does after 12am is completely and uterly insane. Any actions that this person takes should be viewed as a joke and should a 3rd party be hurt or offended during these actions...they need to get a life. Manufacturer is not responsible for lost or damaged goods upon arrival of this person in your personal space. If you whine or complain that this person has hurt your feeling(s) then this person reserves the right to point and laugh at you for a long time or until you run away. If you would like to submit a complaint to our company, please fax us 17 copies of your 500 word essay stating the reasoning behind your lack of humor and we will get back to you with our response within 7-10 business days. Thank you, Management So when you're a senior citizen and the government says no heath care for you, what will you do? One suggestion is to give anyone 65 or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and
Definition: A statement made to free oneself from responsibility. also called hedge clause. A few recent events have convinced me of the importance of publishing a disclaimer about certain behaviors I may at times engage in, thereby releasing me from responsibility of said actions. 1. Accused of being a tease v., teased, teas·ing, teas·es. 1. To annoy or pester; vex. 2. To make fun of; mock playfully. 3. To arouse hope, desire, or curiosity in without affording satisfaction. Disclaimer: I occasionally do these things. And by occasionally I mean often. However, the 'you're a tease' comment that is shouted at me is meant as an insult. I believe my skill in vexing and mocking should be celebrated, not demeaned. So this is half a disclaimer...I only take responsibility for the kind of teasing where the 'you're a tease' comment can be met with a 'thank you.' 2. Accused of stalking Disclaimer: Well, this has only happened once. It occurred because I
congrulations to our newest Disciple ~Dark Angel ~AKA ~Blue Eyes*Fu Owner Of Scooter* &the bartender /SL@ fubar
Discernment 1
Someone shouted this at me, but they have yet to respond to my offer of help! ->playboy_bunny: hey i just let my gf read this and shes very willing to help. she needs your name number and address and she will put u in contact with local agencies that can provide immediate assistance playboy_bunny: im good but my baby girl is hungry and my husband died yr ago and i need help. could or would you be a gentleman and help me out. im willing to do anything for it. shes my everything ->playboy_bunny: hey how are you playboy_bunny: hi sweetie playboy_bunny: you awake? we all know men are visual creatures. we're hardwired that way. one gauge of mans emotional maturity and stability is where he goes after he sees something that he likes. does he try to get to know the person behind the pretty face? does he try and touch her mind to see if they are compatible. does she laugh his jokes. does her heart reach out to him when he stumbles over a word. (i know i am jumping back and forth on this
Thank you all for leveling me... I had 922,000k to go when I woke up at 1pm today.. Yes 1pm. (i like to sleep) And have leveled in 31/2 hrs. Special thanks to Tawnya for all the pimpouts and other things which I shall not say.. :)~
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Ok so i logged on to fubar and after surfing the site for a few, someone decided they were going to be on some hatin type shiss. So i pondered....what should i do about this mohill that i dont want to be turned into a mountain...o well that was simple, block him. Yep thats right, i discovered the BLOCK button, and i wont be afraid to use it again. Bullshiss walks people.
Disc Golf
     Disc golf is the fastest growing outdoor family and competitive activity.I am the president of our local disc golf club. We are in the process of building a wonderful course in our community. The town was so excited about what we are doing that they approved use to build five more courses.      Anyone interested in knowing about disc golf or just have questions, please feel free to respond.
Disciple Bound Help Needed Thanks
 > > > > > Click here or above to go to her page! (repost of original by '~~ ♥ texasgurl ♥ ~~ aka DeMoNAnGeL #6' on '2009-06-03 10:29:32')(repost of original by 'Jasmine~~Protected by Dj Tomicide &  Holydiver~~' on '2009-06-03 10:44:43')  
Discerning The Times W/o Benefit Of So-called Rhyme Or Reason , Just Via Gut Instincts
The submissive has to surrender their being to the full control of the Mistress to be trained. Training needs discipline. They have to learn, when they step out of line, punishment will be their first reward. And that is the role discipline plays in various situations. Are you not feeling just a little guilty about your hidden desires?  Have you not sneaked away, played truant, to visit your Mistress?      That is stepping out of line, not being the person you really are, and you must be disciplined for your attempts to play another part. Discipline can be administered in various ways. How would it be done? The use of toys is essential and requires a working knowledge and uses for each one.  Often a heavy hand is required for those brave enough to be spanked over the knee, often replaced by paddles and slippers, which sting and burn the skin with its touch. Light, sensuous whips, genital w
Discrimination Rears Its Ugly Head
Once again discrimination rears its ugly head....                                                               Will it never end?
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So I found this article (originally in Esquire).... lets hear your humble opinion. 11 secrets men don't know about women: 1. Women don't like explosions, in art or in life. 2. Women aren't as funny as men. We're often cleverer, frequently wittier, but to be really funny demands a certain clownishness that our grace just does not allow. It's fine, really it is. 3. We grow pathetic goatees and look awful in cargo shorts anyway. 4. Women are aware of about 10 percent of the things men actually think and say about us. Best to keep it under five. 5. Women love to be taken out to eat. It makes our day. 6. A clean apartment will get you more bedroom antics than you'd think. 7. Given the chance, women will smell and re-smell the scented-candle display at the store. We really can do this for ages. 8. Our
Disco Lemonade
Discovering Mr Right
Day 1: So I am on a mission to discover the characteristics and qualities I want in MR RIGHT. More often then not I tend to focus on the wrong things but i have decided to find the things that make me get butterflies no matter how many times they happen. Looks fade, people change but there have got to be some lasting characteristic that won't change. So here are some things. #1. Someone who makes me laugh. Not just by telling a joke or by being silly. Someone who no matter how tired or sad i am that can remind me of how fun life can be and make me laugh until my tears are gone. #2. Someone who wants me in as many pictures as I want them in. You see I am always the one behind the camera, I want a man who will pry it from my hands to take my picture. No matter how much I grumble I hate having my picture taken. #3. Someone who is not afraid to dance to there own music. I like original, I like the one who isn't afraid to sing off tune and to be laughed with not at... I want someone who
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[DISCONNECTED]Hey we are the fire puppieswhy you so yuckyalways showing puppiessaying bark bark barkearning points from hereearning points from theretaking mywaste anglessuch a waste waste wastecome and join the funwhere there are lots of pointscome and run this jointget to #1 run a boomerang like a arangatangand run some autos yeah i said autosor go all the way and eat some haydown by the bay run a god mode in mayand eat some clayHey we are the fire puppieswhy you so yuckyalways showing puppiessaying bark bark barkLet's go make lots of moneyi said lots of moneyi'll sell my soul for a fubuck or twosellin' out lots of showsbangin' lots of hosmaybe a fulord hochasing lots of moneyyes fubucks moneyor get some bling or maybebeg to bling bling blingmaybe i'll fan add rate, and act like an ape eat some chocolate cake and act like i'm 8 because we are the fire puppies!
Discovery Channel
Ha-ha, well now, we call this the act of mating But there are several other Very important differences Between human beings and animals That you should know about I'd appreciate your input Sweat baby, sweat baby Sex is a Texas drought Me and you do the kind of stuff That only Prince would sing about So put your hands down my pants And I bet you'll feel nuts Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert And you're getting two thumbs up You've had enough of two-hand touch You want it rough, you're out of bounds I want you smothered, want you covered Like my Waffle House hashbrowns Comin' quicker than Fed Ex Never reach an apex Just like coca-cola stock You are inclined to make me rise an hour early Like a daylight savings clock Do it now You and me baby we ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby we ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now Love, the kind you clean up With a
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Disembodied Voices
In the valley where technology thrives People are dying Like a decaying corpses Rotting Stench so rancid It curls the nose Disembodied voices scream To be heard Who will hear them? What became of community? What became of friendship? What became of intimacy? What became of marriage? What became of relationships? What became of our voice? What became of our choice? Our choice, your choice, Everyone’s choice? Do those relationships exist today? Did they ever really exist? Are they relics of the past?
The Disease No One Is Talking About !
Hepatitis C: The disease no one's talking about Hepatitis C: The disease no one's talking about ALAN GUSTAFSON The Statesman Journal The disease is a 'silent epidemic' that is getting little public attention, state official says Ann Shindo takes to task the federal government for failing to confront hepatitis C in Oregon and across the country. "Remember when Reagan didn't say AIDS? That's where we are with hep C," said Shindo, the coordinator of viral hepatitis prevention for the Oregon Department of Human Services. "It's (like) 1988, pal, and no one's talking about hep C."  We have four times as many people nationwide living with hep C as HIV (the virus that causes AIDS) and we have no federal funds and state funds to address this epidemic." The national Centers for Disease Control and Prevention estimates that nearly 2 percent of all Americans, more than 4 million people, are infected with hepatitis C. It kills about 10,000 people per year. Ea
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The Disease No One Is Talking About
Hello Fellow Directors, Officers, Volunteers for Debbullan. I received the below compliment today and immediately thought of each of you. This compliment belongs to all of us that have worked hard to raise attention to Hepatitis C over the past 7 years. Without your help, guidance and selfless efforts I would only be this tiny voice with little impact. Through Debbullan Inc. we have made great impact for the HCV community. When we started there were a handful of organizations in the US with little impact. Little information on the web (much of it incorrect), barely if no, world supported effort  trying to work to speak as one. After 2007, and our 4th awareness event, Everything is Possible 2007, where we placed awareness of HCV in front of over 20,000 people in 13 countries, the cause of awareness took off. I saw a shift beginning back then. Today there is a monument of information about HCV on the web, (and now in the media as well), many organizations vying for attention
The Disease
Ok so those of you who come here to pose and fake ur way through a semi real life have nothing and nobody to blame but yourselves for how badly your life is going. Those of you who are secure in yourselves enough to show the real you out of the box and get dissed and slapped down by the narrow minded people i aplaud you and hope you keep on with your freedom and continue to express yourselves and how you truly feel.Keep on being an individual and not a clone.
i bet the name really screwed with your head.. thats quite all right.. tis the only screwing around you shall get from me, she doesnt want your money she only wants your time she doesnt want to steal your friends she only wants to come along she isnt out to change you she only wants a chance surprise her with a kiss she will give you a smile surprise her with your heart she will love you all the while happy friday y'all !
Disfunctionly Lost
well i have been on here for awhile and as time goes by things happen every1 is starting new stuff doing there own things and every1 is making lounges, talking shit and other things, then ya have the haters, this is a webiste for adults , this isnt myspace, where not kids. As time progresses more and more ppl come on fubar then later they wana do there own thing, when ppl make lounges and recruiting every1, there is only so many ppl on fubar not every1 can or chooses not to come in for there own reasons eventually as time goes by the lounges will b at war because of not enough members or something has happened. I just dont know what happened with team work and working together to make 1 big lounge and to be happy and not start drama. haters will b haters because they have there own reason why and they express it freely, i dont know whatever happen to if ya dont like something or someone keep it to yourself. Sometimes u get the misunderstanding and stuff but thats ok it can b worked out
Disfigured Bald Eagle To Get A Bionic Beak
ST. MARIES, Idaho - She has been named Beauty, though this eagle is anything but. Part of Beauty's beak was shot off several years ago, leaving her with a stump that is useless for hunting food. A team of volunteers is working to attach an artificial beak to the disfigured bird, in an effort to keep her alive. "For Beauty it's like using only one chopstick to eat. It can't be done" said biologist Jane Fink Cantwell, who operates a raptor recovery center in this Idaho Panhandle town. "She has trouble drinking. She can't preen her feathers. That's all about to change." Cantwell has spent the past two years assembling a team to design and build an artificial beak. They plan to attach it to Beauty next month. With the beak, the 7-year-old bald eagle could live to the age of 50, although not in the wild. "She could not survive in the wild without human intervention," Cantwell said. The 15-pound eagle was found in 2005 scrounging for food and slowly starving to death at a landfill
I was browsing thro profiles and saw some that were unique... But this one caught my eye and I just can't stop thinkin about it.... "Life's to short... Don't lie, cheat, or steal... Speak yur mind... Don't take wuts not yurs" Yeah life is short for bullshit... Life yur life to the fullest witout hate n' disrespect...Don't lie.... Ok thats a good one... Be honest wit all parties involved don't say one thing and turn around and do the total opposite... Don't steal... Yeah this is the one that burns my ass to a tee... People who are more than capable to work but are to lazy to get out and find a job... Even if it being a waitress/waiter flippin burgers... But choose to live off of the tax payers money and or child support... Isn't that stealing from the taxpayers/children??? I don't care if yu going to school part time or full time get off yur ass and get a job and if yu got lil ones at home make time work wit ya not against ya... I give mad love to the single parents who go to school,
I RATE EVERY PHOTO I SEE A 10 AND PEOPLE HAVE RATED MINE A 5 EVEN A 1 ON MY WEDDING PIC.I'M GONNA QUIT SHOWING SOME LOVE UNLESS I GET SOME.......... Ok i have had enough last week someone rated my wedding photo a 5 then tonight my support for the United States Marine Corps is rated a one if you dont like what you see dont rate.I feel it is rude if you cant be nice and mature then dont say anything..sorry for bitching but i have had enough
Disgusted Once Again!
I hope these mother fucking hunters die out there! ST. JOHN'S, Newfoundland - Canadian Coast Guard icebreakers smashed through a massive expanse of ice off Newfoundland's northeast coast Wednesday in a bid to free about 100 seal hunt vessels. About 15 vessels were in danger of having the Atlantic ice pierce their hulls, said Department of Fisheries and Oceans spokesman Phil Jenkins. The thick, moving ice poses the danger of sandwiching and cracking the boats. "There's an onshore wind that is compacting the ice," Jenkins said. "These boats are on their way back from sealing and then got stuck in the ice. One crew had to abandon their vessel and got picked up by the coast guard."The Newfoundland part of Canada's controversial seal hunt is the third and largest stage of the hunt. The total quota for all three phases is 270,000 animals. Fishermen sell seal pelts mostly for the fashion industry in Norway, Russia and China, as well as blubber for oil, earning about $78 per seal
Got to keep it on and poppin! What's poppin with you?
Frankly speaking, I am disgusted by what I call my "fellow" americans. I pride myself in loving this country, even with all the problems we have today. I see people claim that they love america, calling themselves patriotic, saying they feel this war isnt right, Bush should pull all of our troops out of the war, send our men home, blah blah blah....When it comes right down to it, these people are just talking out of their ass. Why, you ask, is this woman spewing forth such indignified rants? Is she crazy? No. Just damn mad. You see, not to long ago, an Iraq veteran worte a blog on Cherry reaching out asking for his fellow americans for help. He was getting the run around from the government concerning medical attention that he truly needed. He begged for help...BEGGED!!!! And you know what? Out of the FIVE people who read that blog, I was the ONLY person who got him the help he needed. Not one comment was made, not one person offered any help. It took me a total of 10 minut
disguise... hide pain the things i can not divulge the things i know i did those things and so have you many are around many stay the bar is open lets go play
u know i am so disgusted and wondering why people have to sit there get ur hopes up,,, tell u that they will help u out,,,make plans for the future just to have them all crashed down. it is just i trust people and i get burned,,,not to mention it takes me a long time to even be able to trust. i hate life today because all it does is ruin people....sorry everyone but i am not my happy self today!!!!!!!!
I just really need to know where the hell I have Fool and or Sucker Tattooed on my body? Im so sick and tired of being used. And only beeing contacted when some one has a problem and thats it. I have a life, and belive it or not I have problems. oh and gess what? I HAVE FEELINGS ALSO! I am tired of being the one that is always there with the advice, and thats it. There are very few people that I care to concider friends any more. If you just need me to be a friend when its convinent for you, and or you need somthing. THEN GO FUCK YOURSELFS. I am tired of it. Thats not friendship. A few very special people have taught me what TRUE frienship is. Then I cherrish. Them I would give my life for. And turst me, if you dont know who you are, you never will. And friends my argue and disagree, and may wnat to kill eachother from time to time. But in the end friends are there for eachother, no matter what. And a true friend is not afraid to tell you how it is. Even if they know
Disgusting Whore
please help me feel better rate pics mom has cancer its hard TERI PROMOTER@C... i can't believe anyone would have the balls to put this on a ticker... that's just fucking disgusting.
Disguised As Normal Newsletter
Ok so lastnight I'm talking to a friend that was upset because a Comrade of mine would'nt re-add her to his page... And then she has the nerve to say that all my, (and I quote: "All these Heil Hitler people on here probably all have black children!") Well needless to say the conversation ended there, as well as any hope of us ever being friends again. And all because someone would'nt re-add her to Fubar! For fuks sake... Grow up! Just needed to vent. Love Your Life! stomps smith: you on now? crazydevil88: hey stomps smith: hiya! stomps smith: how are you? crazydevil88: how ya been crazydevil88: im good crazydevil88: tired though stomps smith: like sleepy? crazydevil88: yeah stomps smith: or just wearing yourself down? crazydevil88: still working 2 jobs stomps smith: because last time we talked you were ill stomps smith: aw... crazydevil88: much betternow stomps smith: well are you getting comfy or you bills handled then? crazydevil88: bills are all in order stomps smi
Lose,That seems to be all I can do.For, pain and sorrow,Is all that I know.It’s around every corner,Every place I go.Can’t trust, can’t love,Is only leads to one place.Right back here,Where I started,Disgrace.
Really disgusted that u all would promote a date rape drug as bling as if its some sort of trophy of some sort! And anyone that has been victim to a roofie because this is the real SICK world that we live in...isnt seeing at all the humor or reasoning that a site like this would give shitheads the mindset to think roofies are at all cool WTF r u all thinking!!!!Absolutely turned my stomach !!Completely a disrespectful and insensitive Bling why dont u just PROMOTE RAPE ALREADY!!! OHH U JUST DID!
Just did some cleaning last night - I am soooo ready for the weekend!
Dishonorable Acts By Dom/mes
Dishonorable Acts {excerpt from, "The Responsibilities and Duties of the DOM," by LES IS MORE) For a Dominant to allow a submissive to be actually harmed in ANY way is dishonorable. For a Dominant to allow a submissive's rights to be violated is dishonorable. For a Dominant to play with and discard a submissive just for amusement is dishonorable (exception is a submissive that has declared this is the treatment they need). Unless the submissive has declared them selves to be unowned, another Dominant's interference in a relationship is dishonorable. To chase after or scene with Another's submissive without the other Dominant's permission and full knowledge is dishonorable. No Dominant can be expected to live up to the above 100% of the time, others will respect him/her for trying and the harder she/he tries the more respect all will have for the Dominant and his/hers. Written by: LES IS MORE(m) Copyright©1998
Dishing Trip From Hell
Ok, so we all started out at 4am...8 people in a little SUV, a little cramped but spirts were up. About an hour and a half later we arrived in Fortescue, NJ. Ready to hop on the boats we reserved and start the party back up. HMMM, first problem, they don't rent fishing poles and between 8 people we had only brought one. Second problem, the owner didn't like us because we were tattooed, loud and obnoxious and decided to refund our money (a plus) and send us packing. Ok, shit happens, we tryed to find another company to rent to us with no avail...finally we ended up 10 miles down the road renting little wooden crabbing boats. We had to get 2 and split the party 4 and 4. Of course I get on the boat with captain control freak. I decided to jump off the boat and swim because there were no crabs in New Fricken Jersey any bigger than mosquitoes. Dumb move. There was no step or ladder to get back on the boat and captain control freak is more of a woman than I am and can't help me get ba
Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him. "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them." Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. A few minutes later he
what is your favorite dish ?
what is your favorite dish?
Well, I was just curious to see how many people are lazy. I was doing a few loads of dishes yesterday when I got home from work... and I realized that I never wash my dishes before I run them through the dish washer... I just rinse them at most. I was emptying the dishwasher and noticed that some of the dishes still had stuff stuck to them... so, being the lazy person I am, I just left them in the washer to run though again. Again, after running them through for the second time; they were still dirty. So, my point to this blog is: How many people wash their dishes before running them through the washer... AND how many of you are lazy and keep running the dirty things through the washer? If you run them through and don't wash them, how many times will you let them run through before finally washing them?
Dishes Lol
He watched her, so sexy & beautiful, as she moved around the kitchen, wearing nothing but one of his old t-shirts and a skimpy pair of panties... He could feel the desire building as he watched her from the sofa. Finally she stopped at the sink to wash a few dishes. He got up, walked to her and slipped his arms around her waist and kissed the side of her neck “MMM ‘she said as she leaned her head back on his shoulder “I’ll be done in a minute” “That’s ok. Don’t mind me “he replied as he gently sucked her ear lobe causing her to shiver, he slid his hands up to cup her breasts, his thumbs caressing her nipples through the fabric and smiled as they became stiff peaks. “You aren’t gonna let me finish the dishes are you?” she asked playfully “Told you don’t mind me you go ahead’ he whispered in her ear. He slid one hand down over her stomach, under the hem of the t-shirt into her panties, while moving his mouth to the other side of his neck nibbling & kissing. He pressed his knee between h
This site has ruined my relationship with the one person I truly loved. I met this woman through a friend, and it was love at first site, at least for me. Now, all through the relationship she told me that she loved me deeply, BUT, there was something not right. She befriended somebody on here, and one night I caught her getting in his car at a bar. hat the Fuck? So, I confront her with it, and of course she lies! "That wasn't me" she said. Gee, her son even said it was her. Now I find out that in the time we were together, she has been playing me and a few other guys. I lost my heart to this woman. I guess the point I'm trying to make is, why can't people just be honest? I thought men were supposed to be the "pigs". Are there ANY Honest people left in this world? Am I the ONLY one? Cause if I am the ONLY honest person left, I am lonely!
I thought I was rather nice, considering I knew with the little "cowboy" was up to.  Still blocked me in the end. I guess I made him fear for his everlasting soul. Yes, I'm that awesome.   In case you haven't checked out the source of this stupidity: I dare you! So which one of you is fuckin with me now?   Three different accounts -yet obviously the same person- want to add me, and then I notice I'm the one who supposedly referred em...       I'm still deciding whether I'm amused or not.  Hmm...
Disheartened Alone in my room, What else is new? Does anyone care? Or have a clue.   Thoughts overwhelming, Dare not go out, Insecurity, Clouded by doubt.   Your slight betrayal, Thinking of you, Convey my feelings, Can I get through?   Begin a new day, I play my part, Time to move forward, Where do I start?  
The Dishes
Dishonest Theives Of Fubar Beware Of These People!!!!
Hey I am not gonna bitch on but this is getting to me now, It cleary states after my name that I have recently become a married woman and yet men still seem to want what they cant have lol. I will add as a friend most ppl that ask and try to comment you every day (friend with benefits ?) but all I ask is to respect the fact I am now married, and hell return a ty comment occasionly lol I know I have friends that are on my page every day and for that I thank you all you know who you are too many to list lol, I will chat and laugh with you anytime but show me and my husband some respect and dont hit on me all the time, harmless comment flirting is ok but innuendos are not, hell I leave some good pics on yr pages to brighten your days and half the men on here are married anyway ! and if i can respect you that way please show me the same respect back and if you are my friend then go make a friend of my husband too his link is on my profile if any of you bother to read past my boobs lol.
Ok, this is it for me. I will be cancelling my account tonight. This site is so disappointing to me. I have tried my very best to get to know people here, but all anybody wants to do is involve themselves in sexual innuendo, drama, and petty jealousy. As far as I am concerned no one knows the meaning of the words "decent conversation, save the three people in my family. I have the utmost respect for them. I have rated endless profiles, pics, stashes, and blogs. And only a fraction of those people have bothered to rate me back. And that is only to rate my profile, nothing else. This is one big popularity contest and it sickens me. This is not the way adults are supposed to act. If any of my "friends" care, I will be at
This morning I made the call The one that ends it all Hanging up, I wanted to cry But dammit, this wells gone dry Not for the money, not for the fame Not for the power, just no more games But now I'm safe in the eye of the tornado I cant replace the lies, that let a 1000 days go No more living trapped inside In her way I'll surely die In the eye of the tornado, blow me away You'll grow to loathe my name You'll hate me just the same You wont need your breath And soon you'll meet your death Not from the years, not from the use Not from the tears, just self abuse Who's to say, whats for me to Cause a big nothing it'll be for me The land of opportunity The golden chance for me My future looks so bright Now I think I've seen the light Cant say whats on my mind Cant do what I really feel In this bed I made for me Is where I sleep, I really feel I warn you of the fate Proven true to late Your tongue twist perverse Come drink now of this curse
Dis Is Crazy..
Disillusioned Junkie
"Disillusioned Junkie" You told me loved me but that was just a lie statements of a false chemical high Musta been high to fall for your bullshit Like a disillusioned junkie Addicted 2 being Loved Longing to be held & caressed wrapped in warm & tender moments  Like a Hallmark card consumer -I was a gulliable sap a fool refusing to see beyond the fascade of a magical moment Mislead by the hope of a fantasy  come true heh...and my favorite part is that you aint even realized what you lost cuz truth of the matter is once you let a butterfly go
The Disintegrator
Why is Nestle selling unprofitable brands on the block? Can Nestle survive the government shutdown? Better shop for Nestle-branded products before year's end, or Nestle will NOT sell them at auction.
Disjointed Rambles...
Knowing one's past is important...knowing where you are from, the sins and glories that run through your veins. Each day I learn more and more from whence I came and each day it becomes more and more fascinating. I pity those who know not past one generation. Of the four principle liens reaching through my parents, three trace back to the roots of this nation, the fourth, my family name, a product of Ellis Island. I carry in me the legacy of Revolution, rebellion, exploration...the very roots of this nation. My mother, within mere days of this writing, has just received recognition of direct descent from the Mayflower...the line of Thomas Rogers, one of the more prominent and proven lines of descent (also, not one of those religious fanatics but a businessman). This line is solid and not in dispute. Now research has been engaged to prove the other two possible family connections to the Mayflower. This is, at least to me, rather exciting. Not too many can trace their blo
Dismayed By Illusion
One has imagination using it to distinquish what they desire... Only it's an illusion of one's fantacy... For when the truth steps to reality... We are dismayed by illusion of our souls desires.. You look hard, you look deap within your soul... You realize what you want wishing for one to fill the gap that keeps you searchin... You look to the universe, you ask for a gift, from the godds above... Within time the Godds answer your prayes, You hear the words, feel the emotion Only to lock up, from past fears... You bein who you are, clames up an closes the door... When you should push it open, to claim your shootin star... When all is said an done... All your left with is to be Dismayed by Illusion..
Dismiss This.
As my time being single grows by the day I continue to feel conflicted in my emotions towards the opposite sex. I haven't been in a relationship for almost 2 years now.I admit my life has been... unstable to say the least. I can't say I don't have regrets. I have made many foolish choices and they have ultimately led me to my current situation. After all I've been through one thing still weighs on my mind.I've had numerous relationships which, obviously, have all failed one way or another. Even after all I have experienced I still want more. Why? I really wish I could just swear off all humanity and go live on an island with the lifestyle of my choosing but of course that will not happen. I almost feel obligated to find someone like it's been imprinted in to my DNA. Of course it has been written inside my mind, that's human nature, but what I'm saying is I feel the pull. I feel it more everyday.At the same time I've put a wall. It's a bigger, stronger, psychologically impenetrable defe
ok up until yesterday ive never been 2 disney world. well u know wat.....i hated it. i spent the worst 8 hours of my life at that place. im neva gonna go bac
Disney Character
You scored as Goofy. Your alter ego is Goofy! You are fun and great to be around, and you are always willing to help others. You arn't worried about embarrassing yourself, so you are one who is more willing to try new things. Goofy81%The Beast81%Ariel63%Sleeping Beauty63%Peter Pan56%Pinocchio56%Donald Duck50%Cruella De Ville38%Snow White38%Cinderella31%Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?created with
This blog is exactly what it says Disney Wishes! Last September I applied to the Walt Disney College Intern Program, and up until now hadn't heard a word, acctually I had forgotten I even applied, but Friday I recieved a call from the program recruiting office stating that I had been selected to participate and that my entrance interview would be 4/3/07 at 9:30 a.m. ... This is such a foot in the door for me, not only will I be working at the greatest place in the world while I'm attending the internship program, but I will also be attending leadership, career growth, management, and personal growth classes with my professors being only the best, it will also give me the opportunity to network with the leaders of a fortune 500 company!!! Never in my life did I ever think I would have this kind of expierence open to me!!! I am soooooooo excited but terrified at the same time, so Im asking all of you all of my friends to do whatever you feel most comfortable doing, say a prayer, or find
What's the best ride these days at Disneyland in Ca?
Welcome to Disney Land ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Let's take a trip back to our childhoods... Do you remember your favorite Disney character? Was it from Mickey and the Gang? Or one of the Princesses? Or one of the Animals? Keep that image in your mind as you join Fubar's very own DisneyLand Rules of the Park 1. You must Fan/Rate/Add everyone in the park. (Please leave "Going to DisneyLand" in your friend request or comment if already a friend) 2. Please jump on the rides and rate my Disney Stash (Start with Disney1 and go to Disney75) 3. When finished with the above, please message me your picture you would like in the tag and tell me who your favorite character is. 4. Anyone not following the rules of the park, will be sent home. So please treat everyone like you want to be treated!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Pick up your Ticket and Enter the Park ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Members of DisneyLand
We arrived at our hotel room last night just before 11PM and grabbed a quick bite at the food court. My older son had a minor melt down because, though the food court is open until midnight, we were not told that the grill station shuts down at 11...and I swear they closed it down while we were standing there studying the menu. He had to settle for pizza instead of a hot dog..and as hungry as we were, and tired after a long day traveling, he did not handle it with good grace. So we ate and went back to our rooms and got the kids to bed... Our suicases arrived just before midnight...and I settled in to sleep fairly well. We were up and dressed and out the door before 9 and arrived at the Magic Kingdome just ater 9AM... As usual--we kick things off with the Pirates of the Caribbean. My 4 year old, who has been on this ride countless times since he was 3 months old, was suddenly deathly afraid to go on this ride... but I dragged him on promising him he would be safe....and he a
Disney Ftw!!!
One of the cutest parts of the whole movie. i'm actually going to watch it right now on VHS. =D Today I went out shopping. I bought jeans and blah blah blah What I really want is this.. It's DISNEY PRINCESSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I saw this at Target. Only $41.98. Oh. Emm. Gee! The only think that sucks is that Pocahontas isn't there. /sigh ♥ she was born on may 15 my sister wanted to name her "Serena" and my other sister wrote her name on the paper for the hospital she put down "Sabrina"   wtf??!?! my family is stupid.    
Disorder Do You Have I Have
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Disorder In Court
Femicide Femicide – murder of women by their batterers – is another phenomenon that should be regarded as a separate category when recording domestic violence. Studies carried out in Australia, Bangladesh, Canada, Kenya, Thailand and the United States of America have documented the incidence of femicide within the domestic sphere.12 In Southern Africa, women’s groups have begun to document the increasing incidence of femicide, and data on this issue are available from Botswana, South Africa, Swaziland, Zambia, and Zimbabwe.13 A comparative analysis of spousal homicide, based on 1991 data, concluded that Russian women are 2.5 times more likely to be murdered by their partners than American women. However, American women are already twice as likely to be killed by their partners than women in Western European countries.14 Anorexia nervosa is a complicated eating disorder, often rooted in both biological and psychological issues. The four main characteristics are:
Disorder Of The Order!
Disorder of the Order by Holy Moses is their best LP ever in my opinion.....It's a damn good buy,no disappointments here....Long live power metal babies!....Much love,muahs!
So about an hour or so ago I was literally "disowned" by my real life blood family because of a post I made on Facebook.   Does this make me an orphan now and can I put myself up for adoption?   P.S. I had a good cry, chugged half a bottle of wine and smoked a joint so I'm fine with being disowned for the moment.   and I LOVE MOST OF YOU FUCKERS (h)
Dispelling Halloween Myths
Dispelling Halloween Myths For thousands of years people have been celebrating holidays and festivals to honor the dead and their ancestors. It is in this vein that I would like to address some of the Christian 'Halloween' myths and put forth some facts on the Pagan celebrations in the past and present. The Roman Catholic Church attempted to Christianize the pagan festival of 'Samhain' (pronounced sow-in) by adopting November 1 as All-Saints Day or All-Hallows Day - a time to remember those that have passed away. All Saint's (Hallows) Day was first introduced in the 7th century, and was originally on May 13, and then apparently moved to February 21. It was changed to November 1 by Pope Gregory in 835. Even later, in A.D. 1000, the Church would make November 2 All Souls' Day, another day to honor the dead. The Celtic New Year and the Roman New Year were not the same. The Celtic New Year was indeed Nov. 1, but the Roman was on April 22. Lets first address the word 'halloween'
Disposable Heroes
Bodies fill the fields I see, Hungry heroes end No one to play soldier now, no one to pretend Running blind through killing fields, bred to kill them all Victory of what said should be A servant til I fall Soldier boy, made of clay Now an empty shell Twenty one, only son But he served us well Bred to kill, not to care Do just as we say Finished here, greeting death He’s yours to take away Back to the front You will do what I say, when I say Back to the front You will die when I say, you must die Back to the front You coward You servant You blindman Barking of machine gun fire, Does nothing to me now Sounding of the clock that ticks, get used to it somehow More a man, strips you bare, glory seeker trends Bodies fill the fields I see The slaughter never ends Why am I dying? Kill, have no fear Lie, live off lying Hell, hell is here I wa
Did Santa bring it A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there, Sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top." A Dispatcher's Prayer From those of us behind the mic who never really see the sights We give to you the honor and respect you so deserve, With hope of being comrades and seen for what we're worth. I'm not on the accident scene to see the blood and gore, I see the answers in yo
A Dispatcher's Prayer
Ok .....this is just my opinion and whether anyone agrees with me or not is not signficant. First of all I want to say this is by no means a way to bad mouth Wal-mart. I love the store I shop there all the time. It's the only place to shop. With that said, I do not agree with how they dispose of merchandise that does not sell. That is clothes, stuffed animals etc.... Ok some of you may already know this but I just found this out. The clothes that do not sell are zeroed out, cut up and thrown in the dumpsters. They cut the arms and legs off the stuffed animals and throw them in the dumpsters. Personally, I think this is terrible. There are too many needy families out there that could use these things. Think about it... A child that does not have a that child gonna care whether or not a teddy bear has Happy Valentines day on it and not Merry Christmas? Well noooooooo... All that child is gonna see is that he/she has a present under the tree. Do you really think t
my heart is broken....i cant find my digi camera ANYWHERE!....that was my 21st b-day present from my mom...and i loved it....excuse me while i go break down in the nearest corner...sigh....
Di's Posts Of Random
I wanted to write a blog because I'm bored and have nothing better to do, now that my son is in bed sleeping. Sometimes I wonder who came up with Blog? What is its meaning? Is it in a dictionary? (It's not in mine.. I looked) Were blogs really meant for us to share our bored ramblings? What is the purpose of a blog? Is it suppose to be whatever we make it. I usually use blogs to vent, release some frustration, share poems, share events in my life, or whatever I want to put into them. Well I guess that about sums up my rambling about a blog. If anyone can share some life onto this, it would be appreciated. Although it doesn't really seem that important.. I believe as long as you keep learning it keeps your brain sharp. A guy I graduted with from High School posted a Blog on one of my other sites with the same subject. Asking if love is real and talked about how easily people fall in and out of love. I didn't know how to respond to him. Although he had some good points of people who had
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Dispatches From The Batcave.
I'm really proud of my stage debut on October 22. I was in an amateur production of a play about a WWII canteen where the women were preparing the guys fresh out of boot camp to be shipped overseas. Linda was the writer and director. She approached me to see if I would like to play harmonica on one of the songs – all WWII-era standards. When we talked, she remarked that I had a really great voice (people say that all the time) and asked me if I’d like to try out as an actor. My role would be a real gung-ho John Wayne type tough guy who was dying to go overseas and machine gun Germans and Japs to get revenge for his brother who lost his life over there. I passed the audition on my first reading – she said I was a natural talent. I mentioned that I had written a song called LOVE BEGINS WITH ELLE [lyrics in my blogs on FUBAR and MYSPACE (not to mention my website at ] which was designed to be a Sinatra-style big band swing number. I sang the song acapell
Dispelling An Sfi Myth
Dispelling An SFI Myth One of the biggest misconceptions about SFI is that there is a monthly fee or purchase requirement. This is, of course, completely FALSE. There is NEVER any cost to be an affiliate. And you can become an EA (Executive Affiliate) at no cost by simply generating 10 SVP (Sales Volume Points). Yes, thousands of SFI affiliates DO purchase SFI products for themselves. It only makes sense, after all, to buy from "your own store"—especially those items that you are already purchasing from someone else (more on this in a moment). However, this is TOTALLY OPTIONAL. The best way to become an EA is to generate 10 SVP through personal retail SALES. Here are just a FEW of the ways you can generate 10 or more SVP: * Give away free coupons from Each coupon has an SVP value assigned to it. When your referrals redeem the coupons, you’ll earn the SVP. In addition, you’ll also earn a share of the Net Bounty! Coupons redeemed totaling 10 SVP
Dispatches From An Insane Mind
Ok... I want to know a secret. Whats your guilty pleasure song the one that you really don't want others to know you like but it's stashed on your a playlist , cd, or ipod.   Mine is (here we go)   George Micheal...Faith (and i'm not even gay) lol           I would like to know your current favorite song and your all time favorite.   Mine are current Careless whisper by Seether (i know a wham remake) :P   All time i think it would be Ballad of Curtis Loew by Lynyrd Skynyrd   Ok whats yours ?
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In case you forgot, people, since i know at least one person did tonight, DISRESPECT will NOT be TOLERATED. I won't post the conversation this time. There is more than one way to disrespect someone: 1 Name calling - slut, bitch, et cetera 2 Making lewd comments in my shout box (this disrespects both my boyfriend and I) 3 Steering a conversation towards something sexual and yelling at me when i say i don't wish to continue it. (it's fucking stupid, don't do it) 4 Telling me i should leave my boyfriend for you. (do i even need to get into this one?) 5 Telling me I have to rate something of yours. (i'm not your bitch, you don't get to tell me what to do) 6 NOT READING MY PROFILE. it's there for a reason. i will no longer respond to requests to cam or asking whether or not i have yahoo/msn/anything else listed on my profile. There are more ways to disrespect people, and if they come up, you will be blocked immediately. If you think you can weasel your way out of it by sendin
ok NOW HERE THIS.... If u slack jawed.. humped backed.. pole smoking.. fudge packin.. leg humpin mutts .. can not be more respectfull w ur comments I WILL NOT allow her to post any more NSFW pics of her sexy azz.. BTW.. hate me if u want.. Take a # and get in, but she is mine..LMMFGDAO.. and u tools wish u had her.. I am being very easy going about her posts ..BUT will not TOLERATE DISRESPECT AM I MAKING MYSELF CRYSTAL CLEAR.. U KNO NOT WHO U DEAL WITH.. U wanna KNO check out MY page GIRLS.. so if ya don't like what I just posted... HIKE UP UR SKIRTS.. PULL UP UR PANTIES ..suck it up and get over it.. cuz I just don't GAF... be nice and the NSFW will continue cus I kno she is mine and what she can do..LOL Sadly u mutts will never kno her or her love...LOL OUT I AM WITH SOMEONE.YOU GUYS LEAVEING ME NASTY REMARKS, DREWING OVER YOUR SELFS, AND PMING ME IN THE SHOUT BOX, BEING NASTY TO ME SAYING RUDE STUFF TO ME, IM NOT WHAT YOU GUYS THINK I AM, I AM NOT A FUCKING SL
wow i thought i was really getting to know someone and spent alot of money on them rating,fu blings,blast and so forth and was become a good friend and all of a sudden there was a quick turn on her part an she acted like a total ass and treat me like i did something to her saying i was playing with her feelings and her mine when really all that that she really want was 4 me to spend money on her an rate them,and then she not only took that then she took me off her friends list ,family ,and then block me ..the money not and issue but gaining someone trust and befriend them is,question why are ppl so cruel,disrespectful,deceitful as you come(Freedom) about other ppl's real feelings,well you know who you are i hope you enjoy the rest of your life ask your self this question ,why do ppl pretend to be someone there not are you afraid you will not get any friends,well try being someone else and see how many friends you really get,in the end you will lose and you will lose big.because you pr
Disrespectful Ass Holes
I do not understand how someone can leave comments on someones page that are not appropriate. Especially when they know that person is engaged and about to get married. I guess it is memory loss with old age. And if this person thinks he is man enough to try an kill me, he has another thing comin. And for you information fuck stain, I have seen action know what you have done and been through, so don't fuckin lecture me about what you have seen. Been there and dont that. So start acting like a fuckin NCO and back the fuck off
Disrespectful People
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aight its aight but soz 2 alll da people i aint repied 2 yet still gettin use2 da site!!
Dissolving The Bombsquad
Well it was good while it lasted but it time to disband the squad,It was a good idea or so we thought but it just never really took flight so as of today the GIT-R-DONE REBEl~INDEPENDENTS~BOMBSQUAD is officially ended.Thank you to those few who felt it was a good idea and supported it and bombed like crazy...ya'll are awesome.From this time forward all GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY member's get to Bigdawg69 homepage if you haven't's the link GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY HOME PAGE@ CherryTAP Thank you all for providing me the opportunity to act as your leader and to Hitman6,Bigdawg69 and Tweetyjinxin for having faith in me that I would be able to make it work...sorry I failed you all.Remember ya'll the family is alive and well and as alway's...GIT-R-DONE sincerely granadaghia75 Well a shake-up it was lol.As you can notice by my name I am no longer a member of the GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY.I was called last eve
A few days ago the man I know as my grandfather(who had raised me from a young age) shook his head, and told me he was disappointed in me then walked away. It seems all my life I've been a disappointment to him and his wife. I've lived most of my life striving to make them happy but, it seems I've always failed. The horrible irony to all of this is while my brother and sister have always done nothing for themselves but, to get into trouble to have my grandparents praise them. They were always there to tell me how horrible I was but, when it was time for praise on my achievements they were no where to be found. I look back on my childhood, and the most memorable part of it was them blaming me for my older sisters actions. I remember one time in particular that I burnt my neck with a curling iron, and they insisted it was a hickey. They spent at least an hour leaning over me calling me a whore, slut, ect. Once my grandmother slapped me accost the face, and when my grandfather got home he
A Dissertation
I'll try this explaination As my own interpretation From gathered observations On mankinds infatuation With God and with creation I'll use for illustration A modern adaptation Of ancient publications Found in every nation With many alterations But in each variation There is but one summation That we all seek elevation And our own soul's salvation - L.L. 2008
I'll try this explaination as my own interpretation from gathered observation on mankinds infatuation with God and with creation I'll use for illustration a modern adaptation of ancient publications found in every nation with many alterations but in each variation there is but one summation that we all seek elevation and our own soul's salvation
When disappointments come one day, And they most certainly will. The way in which I respond to them, Will determine how I feel. If I let myself get discouraged, I’ll feel distraught, sad and alone. But by looking to God and trusting Him, I can face the future’s unknown. Could it be that God is testing me? Or wanting me to confront some sin? Could it be that He is chastening me? So He can cleanse my soul within? I will pray to God and ask Him. Have I somehow slipped from Your will? Guide and direct me to stay on Your path. So Your plans for me I can fulfill. Help me discern where I went astray. For I shouldn’t be feeling so down. Trials should be making me stronger, Not keeping me captive and bound. You tell me to rejoice in my troubles, And trust You for You’ll see me through. I can face all life’s disappointments, If I remember I always have You.
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No me preocupo por ti de esa manera, pero podemos ser amigos, pero nunca mas Te amo que eran como el ultimo tipo que estaba con unica diferencia es que se im blanco hecho lo siento no puedo jugar a estos juegos como tampoco quiero un hombre de verdad para hacerme sentir feliz y me dicen soy bonita y cuando lloro limpiarme las lagrimas en vez de hacerme llorar mas quiero sentirme vivo quiero un hombre de verdad en mi vida siento que esto no puede ser Trate de hacerle el trabajo que hice todo lo que podia hacer tengo un hijo que preocuparse por ahora no puedo jugar a estos juegos yo quiero un hombre real, no un muchacho arrepentido por todo Im so confused and dont know wut to do I love him with all my heart but he fills my heart with lies I just wish that it could be real and not pretend thats all I want is for this to be real "hurt" "anger" "love" is wuts in my leg carved it there so i'll never forget the hurt anger and love I feel I thought I found something finally to make
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Well the move happens this weekend....and well....i am not happy...for one the previous tenants left the house a disaster so before i can even move in i have to clean the isn't supposed to be like that is it? and then...they keep moving the date they are going to be coming to get my stuff so i can move in....some ppl have no thought of anyone other than themselves....*sighs* i should be used to it by now but alas i am not....perhaps some day i will learn i can't count on ppl generally. Boyfriend Application 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5. Are we friends? 6. Do you have a crush on me? 7. Would you kiss me? 8. ...with tongue? 9. Would you enjoy it? 10. Would you ever ask me out? 11.Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 14.Would you walk on the beach with me? 15. If you heard a rum
Distant Dreams
I close my eyes I see you here My arms surround No need to fear Ill dry your tears From where they fall Its you I love Ill give it all With these words Comes from my heart Never once Weve been apart Distance is long And time it will take But in the end Its you I will take Upon your neck You feel my breath I kiss you there Even in death
Distance A Poem By Me
love from a distance A Love From A Distance to see the wind blow through her sandy blonde hair the glimmer and shine in her eyes dreams and wishes of running through her mind the touch of her tender lips with such sweetness a desire unseen before the touch of her hand makes me desire her feeling her next to me moving closer to my chest the warmth of her laughter or her sweetly let out smile the need to want to touch her to place a hand on her waist a want to lean her back and sweetly kiss her bare skin burn's a passion deep within me a love to unanticipated until now nevertheless in need... feeling's denied till now.... passion burning among both our soul's as sweet gently caress each other... wanting to connect with a love so powerful we can't resist.... that only two lovers deeply keen on can only anticipate.... the touch of the palm of her hand against mine as we make love.... as i lay my body upon her's i feel the warm gentlne
Disturbing Thoughts
i dont believe in xmas, i dont believe in the relegious side of it but i would like to take this time to wish everybody a good day merrys xmas as they say

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