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Count Down My Vacation To Puerto Rico
hello everybody! will i had be gone for while alot things happen in my life! my mom pass away last january that major loss for me. trying get pass that. then in feb this year i had a heartattack had stint put in so was out work for while that change my life around for the good.just got watch what i do now. in apri;l another major blow my younger brother had pass away he was only 41 he had two young daughters. never got see his first grand child. he will be miss but in heaven with my momma. now my daughter been sick for almost three weeks. just never ending. so hope it gets better
 countrygirl2199 janice richardson out of wichita fall tx want to have sex talk and want me to come visit her. she says her husband not fulfilling her and she need men and the more she can get the better she like it she told me she love talking dirty talking but noone on here will dirty talk and she loves talking
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Couples Camping
Three couples went out camping. The three husbands stayed in one tent and the three wives stayed in the other. At about 3 in the morning, Bob woke up and yelled, "Wow, unbelievable!" Bill woke up and asked, "What's going on?" Bob said, "I've got to go to the other tent and find my wife." "How come?" "To have sex! I just woke up with the biggest hard-on I've ever had in my life!" After a pause, Bill said, "Do you want me to come with you?" "Hell, no. Why would I want you to do that?" "Because that's my dick you're holding." Let me know what you think, thanks Revan
The Coupling
Her sexual fire, her dazzling passion, was unlike anything he'd ever known. He slowly slid his hands downward to cup the soft weight of her breasts. Her nipples were hard against his palms and she gave a long moan of pleasure as he rolled them between his fingers. Nuzzling her neck, he explored the softness of the skin at the side of her throat, then found her ear with his tongue. At the same time, sliding one hand downward to explore the wet, hot passage at the core of her body. she cried out as he pushed a single finger deep inside her. Her gasp of pleasure nearly broke his control. He wanted to take it slow and easy, to pleasure her before seeking his own, but the sensation of her buttocks rubbing against his arousal was almost more than he could bear. He entered her again, with two fingers this time, and began a slow rhythmic stroking. He knew she was ready for him, as once again, her juices flowed down his fingers. He slowly turned her toward him without relinquishing hi
Couples Contest
JUST CLICK ON THIS PIC BELOW AND COMMENT BOMB THE HELL OUT OF ME!! LOVE YOU GUYS!! I have naughty pics for any who are interested, dont know how long they will be up!
Couples Contest
No Rules... just comment bomb and rate for me and rob.. pics below.. contest ends next friday
Couples Contest
A Couple Of Erotic Poems I Wrote
Christmas Night by Jordan MacLane Last throes of winter cheer And cold drizzle Color the holiday fog Taunting broken souls Who people the Nooks and hollows Far from Christmas card homes Far from warm fires, Far from the hale, the sane, the loved... Below, far below White tile sterility And silent night... Turnstile's sudden clatter And subway depths bloom alive With a woman's step Clicking over the platform Toward a patient train Doors whisper open Welcome only ghosts tonight She takes her living place Among them Here, she is never alone... She takes no seat but stands, as in a crowd Grasping cold metal above her Steadying, anticipating, waiting Doors whisper closed The train eases forward She closes her eyes They are here All of them Her dreams, her lives, her loves... The train eases forward Shyly, from shadow and light In her mind's eye The first of them comes Promise of a beard to come Hides a fading blush Feeds fire in his
The Coupling Of Passion And Erotic Lusts
A touch of skin soft and slippery, With the hint of hint of sweat. We fought our resistance beneath the cool sheets, As the wind flowed from the window above us. Eyes met briefly and begged for the chance, To abandon all of our uncertainties. You began your work on my lips, Probing gently as if drawing sex, From a deep well of longing and need. Then heated tongues met in the midst, Of hot and quickening breath. And greedily we drank the wine of our lusts. Then intoxicated with those spirits, Our clothes found resting place on the floor. Piece by piece, Until there were no hiding places, For the two glistening and wanting bodies. Hunger revealed in this hot moment. Then skin meshed with skin, As the floor became the stage. You moved atop of me easily, And lowered yourself gently. Kissing me as I was filled with you. As a gasp broke the kiss, Your hands stroked the stray strands, Away from my forehead, then became entangled. Our slow rhythm gave way, To urgent
The Coupling Of Passion And Erotic Lusts
With the hint of hint of sweat. We fought our resistance beneath the cool sheets, As the wind flowed from the window above us. Eyes met briefly and begged for the chance, To abandon all of our uncertainties. You began your work on my lips, Probing gently as if drawing sex, From a deep well of longing and need. Then heated tongues met in the midst, Of hot and quickening breath. And greedily we drank the wine of our lusts. Then intoxicated with those spirits, Our clothes found resting place on the floor. Piece by piece, Until there were no hiding places, For the two glistening and wanting bodies. Hunger revealed in this hot moment. Then skin meshed with skin, As the floor became the stage. You moved atop of me easily, And lowered yourself gently. Kissing me as I was filled with you. As a gasp broke the kiss, Your hands stroked the stray strands, Away from my forehead, then became entangled. Our slow rhythm gave way, To urgent and demanding thrusts of passion, A
A Couple Poems I Wrote..
My Heart.... My heart, Is slowly breaking. Peice by peice, I'm falling apart. The pain, Of not being able to see or talk to, The one I love, Is getting worse, With each passing day. It hurts, So much. I need him, Right now. My heart, Is slowly breaking. Rylee M I wish... I wish, He was here to hold me. I wish, He was here to love me. I wish.... He was here to tell me, "Everything's going to be ok... I love you." Rylee M The one I found (the other point of view from my friend DC's poem "Poems from a white prision") I saw him, In the white room. Looking so small, In the hospital bed, Eyes closed. I went to him, Put my hand on his chest, It was bearly moving. I traced his lips with my fingers, So soft, Like rose petals, Yet a little cold. I can hear his thoughts, He thinks I'm trying to seduce him. Even in his state, He's aware of all around him. I leaned down, I kissed his lips softly. I began to
A Couple Of Poems By Me
Walking through this darkened path, I've come to meet my last. My last gasp of air, I reach for you but you not there. I hear your voice, but your no where around. Can you hear my tears, falling to the ground. As I look up towards the sky, the blueness fades to black. Now I wish I could take, take this all back. All the screaming we did, its not worth it now. For you've left me here, No where to be found. Its building up inside of me, the love that we share. There is something inbetween us, this just isn't fair. I see the way you look at me, but then you think of her. Why do I love you, as my emotions begin to stir. I know you can't see inside of me, but you know everything I hide. I know you know how I feel, but inside you still let me die. Why can't you just open up, please take my heart that i give. Why don't you understand, that you've been my will to live. Now as I watching you, your slowly walking away. But you don't comprehend, tha
A Couple Things About Me
i just wanted everyone to know that most of this stupid shit i put in these blogs i actually did and i dont know why but i did the shit i woke up this morning and she was on mind,i turn to the left amd the the sight of her was blind. so i thought to myslf it most have been a dream but i could have sworn she was just layin next to me, so i contact her asap to see if im trippin, my mind is either playin tricks on me or i finally found that one that most men wait there whole lives for a dont even know when shes right in front of them, whateverit is im a take advantage of the situation and if its a sign i must keep in mind. What a year what a year, it was a year i could never forget, its a year that i repersent,its the year of my freedom, the year i discovered how to breath on my own, the year i transformed fromlive in a body to livin in this big world, may 8th 1985 is the day came out screaming with fear, it the day my life changed and i went from eatin whatever moms ate to drink bullshit
The Coupling Of Passion And Erotic Lusts
A touch of skin soft and slippery, With the hint of hint of sweat. We fought our resistance beneath the cool sheets, As the wind flowed from the window above us. Eyes met briefly and begged for the chance, To abandon all of our uncertainties. You began your work on my lips, Probing gently as if drawing sex, From a deep well of longing and need. Then heated tongues met in the midst, Of hot and quickening breath. And greedily we drank the wine of our lusts. Then intoxicated with those spirits, Our clothes found resting place on the floor. Piece by piece, Until there were no hiding places, For the two glistening and wanting bodies. Hunger revealed in this hot moment. Then skin meshed with skin, As the floor became the stage. You moved atop of me easily, And lowered yourself gently. Kissing me as I was filled with you. As a gasp broke the kiss, Your hands stroked the stray strands, Away from my forehead, then became entangled. Our slow rhythm gave way, To urgent
A Couple Of Secrets For You...
!!!couples Wanted!!!
My wife and I are looking for some hot couples to have sex with. It is not a 3some thing so do not bother asking. We have been married for almost 8 years now and are ready to let our wild sides run...We are looking for couples in the houston area. We prefer married couples but not a must. We are very passionate about each other are very comfortable with each other. We are not here to break marriages apart or any stupid shit like that so if you and/or your partner is not sure about it then you should probably not do it. If you are interested in meeting and maybe getting something going then e-mail us. Don't be scared or embarassed. You can also check out my wifes other page. She Bby Grl in my family list. Remember....Don't be embarassed it is natural. Hope to here from you soon who ever you are.
A Couple Erotic Stories Wrote About Me..... Bob
Story #1 Pru, We have been acquainted for a period of time. We enjoy and look forward to our time spent chatting online. Chatting online we have revealed our personal thoughts on so many topics both serious and playful. I find this to be an extremely sensual quality of yours. It’s an opening up that strengthens our friendship. I smile at times when you seem to be so shy about what it is you want to express and when you finally say these things you appear so sexy to me. You tell me in one our chats that you will be traveling alone up to my area. I am so pleased because we both agree to finally meet. At my urging you agree to let me pick you up at the airport and give you a ride to the hotel you will be staying at for the next two days. The day arrives that I will be picking you up. To my surprise I am not the least bit nervous. I feel that I know you so well. As I park my car, my anticipation is growing. My thoughts of you become intoxicating. I check the arrivals and see that
Couples Trading Cards
Hi all, I've been making trading cards for couples and would be happy to make one for anyone who would like one. If you would like one just send me an email with your screen name,, real name and i'll be glad to make it. HUGS N KISSES....Brigitte
Couple Looking For Fun In Toledo
me and my wife are looking to meet some new people to have fun with if you know what we mean :) so if you are close to toledo or are in toledo pls drop us a line and we will get back to you don`t be shy trust me you will have fun :) ya show me some love :)
Couples Contest
This is going to be my first contest 8-p I hope i can count on all my friends for their support and ¢¾love¢¾ with this. Ill return the ¢¾love¢¾ and appreciate everything you guys have done for me so far !!The contest will begin at 9:00am on Nov. 26th and will end at 9:00pm on Dec. 24thr. and the link is But there is no access untill the contest opens up :) thankyou all for being my fu friends ¢¾ scarlet this is the current link if you wish to preview the pic
A Coupling Of Passion
The Coupling Of Passion And Erotic Lusts A touch of skin soft and slippery, With the hint of hint of sweat. We fought our resistance beneath the cool sheets, As the wind flowed from the window above us. Eyes met briefly and begged for the chance, To abandon all of our uncertainties. You began your work on my lips, Probing gently as if drawing sex, From a deep well of longing and need. Then heated tongues met in the midst, Of hot and quickening breath. And greedily we drank the wine of our lusts. Then intoxicated with those spirits, Our clothes found resting place on the floor. Piece by piece, Until there were no hiding places, For the two glistening and wanting bodies. Hunger revealed in this hot moment. Then skin meshed with skin, As the floor became the stage. You moved atop of me easily, And lowered yourself gently. Kissing me as I was filled with you. As a gasp broke the kiss, Your hands stroked the stray strands, Away from my forehead, then becam
The Coupling Of Passion And Erotic Lusts
The Coupling Of Passion And Erotic Lusts A touch of skin soft and slippery, With the hint of hint of sweat. We fought our resistance beneath the cool sheets, As the wind flowed from the window above us. Eyes met briefly and begged for the chance, To abandon all of our uncertainties. You began your work on my lips, Probing gently as if drawing sex, From a deep well of longing and need. Then heated tongues met in the midst, Of hot and quickening breath. And greedily we drank the wine of our lusts. Then intoxicated with those spirits, Our clothes found resting place on the floor. Piece by piece, Until there were no hiding places, For the two glistening and wanting bodies. Hunger revealed in this hot moment. Then skin meshed with skin, As the floor became the stage. You moved atop of me easily, And lowered yourself gently. Kissing me as I was filled with you. As a gasp broke the kiss, Your hands stroked the stray strands, Away from my forehead, then became ent
A Couple Minor Changes
Ok lately, since I upgraded my Mozilla Firefox Internet Explorer that I've not been able to hear sounds on here when someone sends me a message in the shoutbox but I've been able to hear music though on other people's music players, so what I'm going to say here is, if you have Yahoo Messenger and can add me, so you can message me and I can hear it, please do so, my is belanger392007, if you have Windows Live or MSN Messenger, same thing but it's and if you have AOL Instant Messenger, my ID is belanger3868 so add me to those messengers if you have them. I may just shut the shoutbox off and just not have it on because of the fact, I don't hear the sounds of someone sending me a shout via the shoutbox at all here.
Hey all;Thanks Cat for inviting us to the site, Sorry to all who we thought were returning the favor gifts, we thought we were; only to find we forgot to hit the:"buy now "button. Hit us up and we'll make it right. Thanks Kat and Don
imikimi - Customize Your World
Just when the hell is this recession going to ease up. I can't imagine how all of the families are dealing with unemployment. You know, a lot of them make up a portion of the towns. So they get laid off, money gets tight, they slow on spending, the businesses in turn lay more people off, if they are one of the lucky ones that can manage to keep their head above water. So basically what this means is we don't need to stop spending. That seems to be making the problem worse. I suppose that is easier said than done if you aren't one of the fortunate few to still be working. It just sucks to have friends that are struggling and there is nothing to do to help them. Things will get better; how long before it does? Who knows..... Well the day of LOVE is upon us. I hope all of your Valentines wishes came true. If they didn't let me be the first to say I love yall. All of you beautiful creations sent from above just for us men to look true beauty in the face, oh and let us not forget lad
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The Coupling Of Passion And Erotic Lusts
"A touch of skin soft and slippery, with the hint of sweat. We fought our resistance beneath the cool sheets, as the wind flowed from the window above us. Eyes met briefly and begged for the chance, to abandon all of our uncertainties. You began your work on my lips, probing gently as if drawing sex, from a deep well of longing and need. Then heated tongues met in the midst, of hot and quickening breath. And greedily we drank the wine of our lusts. Then intoxicated with those spirits, our clothes found resting place on the floor. Piece by piece,Until there were no hiding places, for the two glistening and wanting bodies. Hunger revealed in this hot moment. Then skin meshed with skin, as the floor became the stage. You moved atop of me easily, and lowered yourself gently. Kissing me as I was filled with you. As a gasp broke the kiss, your hands stroked the stray strands, away from my forehead, then became entangled. Our slow rhythm gave way,to urgent and demanding thrusts
Courtney's Crap!
Today, 9/20, is my 22nd birthday :) Yay!
Courtesy Of A Friend
Something pretty interesting happened with Mark and me that I just have to tell you about. Mark and I were moving some of our things from a storage locker, and we'd asked a friend to help us. We've known Jay for more than year and had parties often with him and his wife Robin. Jay's an Internet entrepreneur, but not stereotypical computer geek. He's tall and muscular from playing sports and working out and a really smart, fun sensitive guy. Anyway, this day, I'd been feeling pretty horny since we woke up. I'd given Mark a pretty wet hand job as we lay in bed that morning, letting his cum spray over my chest and tits, and had then laid back and rubbed it all in as he watched me with a grin. Mark knows these moods I get in, and knows how to just let me play. I really didn't want to fuck at that point, just wanted to play... Sometimes I prefer to let things build inside me to a fever pitch before letting loose. The smell and feel of Mark's cum always helps with my mood. I
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Man, I was driving in Virginia one morning and I had wreck my car! AWww, right.. Well waited for the police to show up ....>.> Which took them 1 and a half to show and they gave me a reckless driving charge. Damn it! Now I have to go to court Dec 4th and I might be going to jail or prison for 1 to 12 years if I loose the case......Oh well, I guess...
if in your profile you have a folder of pictures that is labeled add me a a friend and rate my profile to view...please have the courtesy to follow through...when i see that more and more it just goes to show one who is real..and who is a fake.
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Courtesy Of The Red,white And Blue
How can you love someone you have never seen with a feeling so passionate that it makes your heart skip a beat at the sound of their voice? How can you feel thier hands on you, when they have never touched you? How can you feel their lips kiss yours, when they have never whispered your name in the middle of the night? A love with such passion that life could have never known it in your wildest dreams. Or if it could ever be possible would you turn it away in fear that it could be real, for you had never known such a love. For this love I would take the chance of heartbreak. For I have known a lifetime of heartbreak and heartbreak in itself is of temporary nature if we allow it to be. But to know just one moment in my life with such passion,such feeling,such want,such need, I would give myself entirely without regret, without sorrow, without remorse to you your needs, your love, and your life. To deny such love would be the most fatal of mistakes. To deny myself your
Courtroom Confession
Seems to me, there is a double standard. Some people proclaim their honesty like a badge. They proclaim and convince themselves "I'd rather be honest and hurt you then lie to you." I happen to think this complete bullshit. First because usually when they say be honest they mean "Don't lie to me!" However, more often then not they are really lying to themselves. They take the "tough love" stance. To me this is nothing more then people with a SM streak to be really mean and hurtful. Which really boils down to a power trip..."I get off on hurting you because I want someone else to feel the pain I feel too." Being a liar, or being honest doesn't really matter I guess,NO ONE really lasts very long in the instant karma game. Think about that for a moment... Alas, the truth ray gun hurts no doubt. Would you have it pointed at you? In the immortal words of Eric Clapton: "Before you accuse me...take a look at yourself." And Jewel..."in the end, only kindness matters.
The courage to be you You are unique, with your own special beauty and value to give to life. What a terrible shame it would be if you were to let that beauty be hidden behind your fears. When you worry that you're not good enough, you allow others to control you, and their domination will soon make you miserable. Or when you fool yourself into thinking you're superior to everyone else, you deny yourself the exquisite joy of offering your own special gifts to life. It takes courage and faith, effort and initiative to be who you are. And it is so very much worth the effort. Though no one else can do it for you, you have what it takes to be magnificently successful at being you. From the deepest secrets of your soul to the face you put forward to the world, every bit of you is meant to be the authentic and original person you are. Listen to that quiet, persistent voice inside that you know is always right. This is your opportunity to fulfill and express the real and lasting
Web Address: god i hate dealing with court stuff. i just wish everything was over and i could just move on with my life and my sons. he dont need to deal with this stuff
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~*courage & Wisdom*~
From caring comes courage, We might add that from it comes wisdom. We are as one and can only be as one with all the thoughts in the world we have enough courage and wisdom to make happen what needs to be done and see that we can over come what ever need to do to be who we are in this day in life of time.... My caring and wisdom come from one person that told me last night that things will work out and things will come to an end when good things happen to all those who wait....Also with that he made me see that he is a strong man and no matter what is tossed his way he is standing there at my side and makeing sure that everything is taken care of and that he loves me for all that i am and who i am. He has given me the understanding and the strength to fight for it all and i thank him for that and he has given me all his love that i take deep in my heart, mind, body and soul and carrie with me for the day i die..... ~*Courage & Wisdom*~ Caring is courage and my coura
i came home today to find a piece of paper in my door being paperwork for court. my landlord is takin me for back rent and trying to break the lease.i was reading over the paper and seen he has some info wrong on it like the amount of my monthly rent and how much back rent is due. hes sayin my rent is 350 and its 300 and the past due is 850 and its i went on a pix taking spree and took pix of my front broken steps that hes been promising to fix since i moved here 3 yrs ago because there a safety hazzard, the building because all the apts but mine have either broken windows or screnes. the garbage from my upstairs neighber thats in my back yard, and glass all thru my yard which all makes it unsafe for my kids to be able to play in the this same neighber has been living w/o electricity for almost a mth, asking and paying me like 5 bucks every so ofton to charge his cell phone and even asked me to run an extention cord from his bathroom window to mine so that he can ru
I have court friday, again, Lawyer said he is going to try to get the charges dropped because i have proof where i was told they wanted to drop the charges, he said to bring everything with me. I'm also hoping they don't show up, will be easier to have them dropped if they don't show up and i've been told they don't know when court is. and i've also been told that they're just now getting a lawyer (tomorrow) will be a little late for him to do anything in court on friday. Other then postpone it, which is fine with me because if they postpone it that just means longer he goes without seeing his child. If they drop charges, i don't have to send child over there either (for other reasons) i've tried to settle out of court thru my attorney but guess they didn't agree which looks bad on them. So will find out.....
Courts Martial
ok tomarrow two American Reservists are being tried at courts martial for cowardness in the face of the enemy for refusing to fight if found guilty they could be imprisioned for life or executed
Court July 16 2007
well, i went to court monday and i got screwed hard. they have changed the vistitation to only in bowling green ky. so instead of me and susan alternating driving back and fourth...they want me to only be the one to do all the fucking driving. now how fair is that. her mom and family have kissed enough ass somewhere to have child services to be on there side. i truely believe they have paid them off somehow. if anyone knows how to get ahead of them in court..please leave me some advice. the ones who know me and know the situation know how the marriage has been marred by her parents sticking there nose in every second they get a chance and now there wanting to stick there nose in, in raising my son. they say i am unfit and they say susan is unfit but in all this susan is living in the same house and sees brian all the time and cares for him there under there roof. where i only get to see him 2x a month under supervision of cps (child protection services). now how fair is that. she i
This poem came to mind shortly after reading a fellow soldiers poetry... These two words have different definitions and thrive on perspective... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~Courage~ Standing at the edge he dips his toe Tentative, wobbly and unsure Hands wringing, twisting fingers Voice in his mind encouraging him Same voice…telling himself… It can’t happen for he will most likely fail Digging down deep… Courage and faith in self is all he feels With arms flung open he takes the plunge Diving into a pool Of calm relief... Swimming for a bit Mind yearning for release Fingers and eyes burning He writes, swimming in Thought Feeling Concept Until tired and spent He is only left with... Warm sense of accomplishment In the end... There is but one voice And only one thought Floating in his mind… I did it! ~Faith~ ©RoxyRoxRocker™
Courage The burst of cold air blew me off track, I couldn't keep going but I couldn't look back. I knew if I gave in, I'd regret it forever, I had to hold my head high and couldn't say never. Fear gripped my soul, and stalled me from going, But I looked through my troubles not one time slowing. In the end my hard work won't do me wrong, I just need to fit the pieces, put things where they belong. Some say I'm a hero, but I'm just doing what's right, Never let down, you'll eventually win your fight. By: Lucky to be Irish
With courage you will dare to take risks, have the strength to be compassionate, and the wisdom to be humble. Courage is the foundation of integrity.
Courtney's Blog
Courage is not only gifted to the few brave ones, It is something that lies within you, Where you can draw upon its strength and power, In times of crisis, fears and decisions. Courage is not something mysterious or unattainable, It is something that you can exercise in your daily life choices, You can let it bring to you untraveled paths, And make you more conscious and aware of your life. Courage does not have to roar to be heard, It does not mean being totally fearless and being invincible, It could mean taking actions, taking risks, taking a stand, Standing up for yourself, standing by your choices, And sticking to your dreams when others jeered. Courage could be the will to live in spite of the struggles, In spite of your fears and phobias, in spite of what others said, In spite of criticisms and disapproval, in spite of mistakes and failures, In spite of everything that stands between you and your dreams. Courage could mean trying over and over again whe
welll..... i'm back from court..... it sukt..... i'm putting a hit out... errr....uhhh.... i mean wish it went better..... leaving town tomorrow when i get my check....
I went to Court today, on the Restraining Order case, AND I WON! The res order is good for 3 years. Some of you know a bit of what I've been going thru the past nearly 2 years, and that my X was recently arrested for some bullshit. In fact it was skin head bullshit that got him arrested. I also found out today, that hes looking at doing some time, at least a few years!!! Ive been dealing with two different court cases, against the same guy (restraining order and custody), and since I won today, this helps me very much!!! If I'm really lucky and hes still locked up on the next court date (nov 29) then I'll win that too. He's trying to make it to where I can only see my daughter on weekends and holidays. Friday 6pm to Sunday 6pm, and that I'll have to drive 7 hours to pick her up and drop her off. Over my dead body! What judge in any state would take away a 2 month old child from a good, loving mother and give full physical and legal custody to a man with a record a mile long of v
So the new patch for WOW is active now and the one thing I think is funny is this line from it: If a player dies 50 times or more in a battleground, they will no longer be worth honor for the remainder of that battle. lol ok if you are getting killed more then err 25 times during BG I think you need to pack it in and find a new game to play say like marbles. Who in the wold is getting ganked this much???? Or maybe you should play your character instead of having someone power level it for you. Oh and hunter said goodbye to the snake trap glitch. no more killing flagged players with it lol Gary Gygax Has passed If some of you do know know him he was a game designer and a co-creator of the role playing game D&D. I remember playing this game at the age of 12 and have not stopped playing it yet. I had a blast playing as a teen and found it very cool when a friend of mine kids wanted to learn . We had some late nights wondering what lurked around the conner. I still re-call th
Courage To Move On
Well some of you are aware of the troublesome bitch of a ex-girlfriend I am involved with because of my son Daniel. Well back in November during a custody exchange I was accussed of threatening her with 'getting my tire iron and using it to get to her'. Remember that line right there as there will be mention of it a little bit later in this blog. Well she accussed me of it and a warrent for my arrest was done. On the following Monay morning I was arrested by the Wayne County Sheriff's Department at around 715am. She knowing did this in an attempt to have me arrested in front of our son. What she didn't realize was that the sheriff knew due to a previous warrent that my children may be present so they allowed me time to make sure they were off to school. This was much appreciated by me and my parents. Since the warrent was done in Johnston county I was transported to the county line and changed cars to the Johnston County Sheriff. I arrived at the jail and within an hour I was releas
Court Room Blunders
These have been around, but funny! Wayne > These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are > things people actually said in court. Taken down by court reporters who > had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. > ________________________ > ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? > WITNESS: No, I just lay there. > __________________________ > ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of impact? > WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. > ________________________ > ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory? > WITNESS: Yes. > ATTORNEY: In what way does it affect your memory? > WITNESS: I forget. > ATTORNEY: Can you give us an example of something you forgot? > __________________________ > ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that > morning? > WITNESS: 'Cathy, where am I?' > ATTORNEY: Why did that upset you? > WITNESS: My name is Susan. > __________________________ > ATTORNE
so check it out i have court on thursday for some shit i got caught with should i go or not im looking at a lot of jail time right now
Courage To Heal
I need to find the courage to heal I've been through so much I have over come so much I need peace of mind I need to find the courage to heal Please point me in the right direction wait I need to do that I'm trying to find the courage to heal Please be there for me because finding the courage to heal is so difficult Help me through this for I can find the courage to heal Alls I ask for is a friend Someone to hold me when I need it Someone to talk to when I need to talk Someones shoulder to cry on when I need to cry Someone to laugh with when I need to laugh Please help me through this for I am on my way to finding the courage to Heal
Governor's Name Mentioned As Possible Energy Tsar, Supreme Court Justice POSTED: 4:21 pm EST November 5, 2008 UPDATED: 7:07 am EST November 6, 2008 [NEWSVINE: Speculation Swirls Around Gov. Granholm] [DELICIOUS: Speculation Swirls Around Gov. Granholm] [DIGG: Speculation Swirls Around Gov. Granholm] [FACEBOOK: Speculation Swirls Around Gov. Granholm] [REDDIT: Speculation Swirls Around Gov. Granholm] [RSS] [PRINT: Speculation Swirls Around Gov. Granholm] [EMAIL: Speculation Swirls Around Gov. Granholm] LANSING, Mich. -- Gov. Jennifer Granholm can't run for president, but she could still end up in Washington next year. President-elect Barack Obama tapped the Democratic governor several times during his campaign to talk about the need to create new alternative energy jobs as traditional manufacturing jobs disappear. Granholm has made attracting wind turbine manufacturers and alternative energy suppliers a key part of her administration's economic development strategy. Now,
Court Orders
These questions and answers are from a book called Disorder in the Court, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. _______________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS:
Court Date
After living what I felt was a 'decent' life, my time on earth came to the end. The first thing I remember is sitting on a bench in the waiting room of what I thought to be a court house. The doors opened and I was instructed to come in and have a seat by the defense table. As I looked around I saw the 'prosecutor.' He was a villainous looking gent who snarled as he stared at me. He definitely was the most evil person I have ever seen. I sat down and looked to my left and there sat My Attorney, a kind and gentle looking man whose appearance seemed so familiar to me, I felt I knew Him. The corner door flew open and there appeared the Judge in full flowing robes. He commanded an awesome presence as He moved across the room I couldn't take my eyes off of Him. As He took His seat behind the bench, He said, 'Let us begin.' The prosecutor rose and said, 'My name is Satan and I am here to show you why this woman belongs in hell.' He proceeded t
get the fuck out of me!!!!!! wtf why do i feel this way... fucking stuopid patheic worthless fucking emoptions cause nthing but trouble and heartache!!! why oh why god cant i be some cold heartless buith who cares about nothing but my next lay? why!!!!!????? why do i have to have feelings? why do i have to have trust and faith and a believe in a love that will never exist? why do i have to be too fucking chicken shit to drink my sorrows away and why am i too fucking scared to do drugs??!!! druggies might have the same problems i do but guess what? they are tooo fuckinghigh to give a shit but oh no not me i am straight edge!!! wooptie fuckin doo!!! im straight edge so i can feel every fucking knife twisting and turning inside of me makeing me scream on the fucking inside til i cry on the outside and for what? because im too chicken shit to take a stand... to scared to say this is what i want.. to fucking scared to walk away because i honestly feel its my last chance wtf is wrong wit
This was first posted on another site I belong to. It is a site that I post my artwork to and talk to many people. So I thought I would share what I wrote there. . . We all have demons and things that we face each and every day. Some are just small little fears others are much bigger. One of the ones I admire people for getting over is being in front of a camera. I personally can't stand it to see pictures of myself. So when someone has the guts to sit down in front of a camera and take pictures I applaud them. I find it even more brave to stand there naked and totally bare to the world and have pictures taken. That is one thing I just can't do at this point in time. To be so comfortable in your appearance to sit and let the world see you is something that I hope to one day be comfortable to do. So with this said - lets remember how much courage it takes to sit in front of that camera. Lets not degrade them, lets not be rude, lets not talk about there faults or anything like t
So, I had court yesterday, from what i did in June, and it went well. I have to do 8 violence classes, which cost 200 bux, but instead of payin that fee ima do 20 hrs community service, which isn't nothing, considering i volunteer my time for a lot of things anyways, and they are lookin into the 500 dollar restitution, cuz i don't think the estimate is right for a door jam that i know for a fact isn't worth no 500 dollars, and my next court date is Nov 14. I will keep ya'll posted! Thanks for all your support! And if no one knows what i did in june, here is the low down bout it! I was datin this guy for over a year and he was an alcoholic, and he was good to me at first, then as time went on, i started to see the real him,, he tried to change me, and i wasnt' having it, ( i change for no one) so he started to treat me like shit, and me the type of person to give the benifit of a doubt kept forgiving him. Well i finally got tired of him beatin the crap outta me (on new years, valent
just wanted to let all my friends know im deleteing my fubar and my yahoo. i wont be back on anymore, to much shit going on and im shatterd and im tired of picking up the peices , so have fun... byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
have court on tue if you dont hear from me im in jail will talk when im out
Courtroom Bloopers
Q. What is your brother-in-law's name? A. Borofkin. Q. What's his first name? A. I can't remember. Q. He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first name? A. No. I tell you I'm too excited. (Rising from the witness chair and pointing to Mr. Borofkin) Nathan, for God's sake, tell them your first name! Q. Did you ever spend the night with this man in New York? A. I refuse to answer that question. Q. Did you ever spend the night with this man in Chicago? A. I refuse to answer that question. Q. Did you ever spend the night with this man in Miami? A. No. Q. Now Mrs.Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated? A. By death. Q. And by whose death was it terminated? Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods? A. No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region. Q. What is your name? A. Ernestine McDowell. Q. And what is your marriage status? A. Fair. Q. Are you married? A. No, I'm divorced. Q. And what
Well now I can talk about it more to everyone. My hubby got in a car accident last month, hes ok but it was all a sceme cause the original driver of the other vehicle ran the scene and a van full of mexicans took over the other vehicle, the original driver was also mexicans. Total damage done to our vehicle is well over 6 grand and the other vehicle was totaled. The other vehicle at the time of the accident had no bumper, the brakes were not working whats so ever, the right passenger brake was bungee strapped to the rear spoiler and the license plate was zip tied to the bungee cord. It apparently had been in a previous rear end accident prior. Went to court today and the other driver who wasn't the original driver to begin with showed up but could not answer the judge so they threw it out of court. We also may get to pick up our vehicle tomorrow, we found that out today from Ford. The original ticket was for $237, we did not have to pay a thing. We only have to pay the deductible to ge
The room spun in a chaotic desperation, even the sober were sickened by the slow motion strobe light effect. amongst the shadows a small child hid, clinging to the security blanket the darkness offered. Mumbling words the child rocked back and forth, her tiny hands balled tightly and pressed agasint her face. not even tightly clenched eyes could keep the tears from rolling down her face. Just outside the shadows a "grown woman" laughed, flirting with her eyes she flipped her hair, and tossed another shot back. It burned the back of her throat and she silently blamed that for the tears in her eyes. the strobe effect was becoming brighter, causing her to laugh louder. shot after shot she tried to forget what she could never remember to begin with. The room pressed agasint the childs throat she seperated her lips, threw back her head felt the burn of the shot, and screamed. The room seemed to pulsate as the scream grew in volume. But the rooms contents went unbothered, the shots ke
Holy scriptures have it that two women appeared before Prophet Solomon claiming that both of them were the mother of a baby. The prophet was faced with a dilemma. How would he be able to decide who the real mother was? However, he was famous far and wide for his wisdom so he ordered that the child be cut in half and that a half be given to the women who claimed to be the mother. The older lady said, “yes, it’s ok. Divide the child in half and give me my share.” But the younger of the two cried, “No, please don’t harm the baby. I give up all claims to the child. Please give the infant to the other lady.” In an instant, the prophet knew who the real mother was. Of course, he did not cut the child in half. He told the younger of the two to take her baby home. He knew that because she was the real mother, she would rather give up her child than see it harmed. He admonished the older one because she laid false claims to a child not her own.   I am p
Court And Stuff....
Courtroom Bloopers
Q. What is your brother-in-law's name?A. Borofkin.Q. What's his first name?A. I can't remember.Q. He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember hisfirst name?A. No. I tell you I'm too excited. (Rising from the witness chairand pointing to Mr. Borofkin) Nathan, for God's sake, tell them yourfirst name!Q. Did you ever spend the night with this man in New York?A. I refuse to answer that question.Q. Did you ever spend the night with this man in Chicago?A. I refuse to answer that question.Q. Did you ever spend the night with this man in Miami?A. No.Q. Now Mrs.Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?A. By death.Q. And by whose death was it terminated?Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?A. No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.Q. What is your name?A. Ernestine McDowell.Q. And what is your marriage status?A. Fair.Q. Are you married?A. No, I'm divorced.Q. And what did you husband do before you divorced him?A. A lot of things I didn't know about.Q. And
Cousin Is Missing
The Coust System Sux.....
Went to court today, to try and get custody of my oldest son. Well it didnt happen. The reason I was trying to get him is cause his mother beats him, she lets her husband hit him. What is wrong with the system! What does she have to kill him for them to do something?? The DHHS wont do nothing at all. We cant find any proof that any thing is wrong. I havent stopped crying since I left him there. My son even told them he wants to live with me. Im just at a lost right now.
Well her distant uncle was coming over to spend time and this would be the first time she had met him in person. She had seen pictures and thought he was hot looking for an older guy. He arrived and came through the door; Kiersten was wearing a short skirt and thong with a loose blouse and no bra. She wanted to see if she could get a rise out of him. He still looked hot and she gave him a very tight close hug. He hugged her back tight, their crotches almost grinding into each other. Mmmmmmm she thought as she felt his bulge press against her. As they parted his hand slide down her back and quickly caressed her ass. She let her hand brush against his crotch, feeling it jump to her touch. As she stood behind her parents, she winked at him as he smiled back, then shot a quick wink back to her. Damnnnnn she thought, I am so hot and want him now. I wish my parents would go out for awhile leaving us alone. She went to her room and found her thong soaked. Damn as she took it off and left it o
Cousin Or Wuzzin.. Were We Wrong
Cover Lyrics
I gotta take a little time A little time to think things over I better read between the lines In case I need it when Im older Now this mountain I must climb Feels like a world upon my shoulders I through the clouds I see love shine It keeps me warm as life grows colder In my life theres been heartache and pain I dont know if I can face it again Cant stop now, Ive traveled so far To change this lonely life I wanna know what love is I want you to show me I wanna feel what love is I know you can show me Im gonna take a little time A little time to look around me Ive got nowhere left to hide It looks like love has finally found me In my life theres been heartache and pain I dont know if I can face it again I cant stop now, Ive traveled so far To change this lonely life I wanna know what love is I want you to show me I wanna feel what love is I know you can show me I wanna know what love is I want you to show me And I wanna feel, I want to feel wh
The Covenant,my New Familly
I have found a new Familly at last.It's a great an Wonderous Familly.Where much Love abounds.Where Dreams can become Reality if you believe.I believe in the Supernataral.I have seen what my wrath can do.I have walked amongth the Dead,I have seen many Horrors.I have done things mere Mortal can't believe,I need to learn to channel this Power I have.So I may use it for Good as well as Evil.I have kept my Powers a secret as Mortals will Persecute me,as they did our ancestors in salem,many years ago.I gave my Soul to Satan in my teenage yrs.I have abused some of this Power, in the Past.The Harvest moon in the Fall,is a very Powerful moon for me.I have 1 spell in my Repitoire,but that is to create harm to those that apose me.Lock of hair,is all I need,to cause great pain an suffering,to all that goes against me.I'm Free an alive,i knowlonger need walk alone,as I now know there might be others like me.
Coven House Productions
The Covenant Of Shadows
So, you want to start a coven... This is a good read for anyone considering forming a coven or group, or just examining your personal conceptions of power. Looking At Yourself Before you go a step further, take a good long look at your desires, motivation and skills. What role do you see yourself Playing in this new group? "ordinary" member? Democratic Facilitator? High Priestess? If the last -- why do you want The job? The title of High Priestess and Priestess are seductive, conjuring up exotic images of yourself in embroidered robes, a Silver crescent (or horned helm) on your brow, adoring celebrants hanging on every word which drops from your lips... Reality check. The robes will be stained with wine and candle wax soon enough, and not every word you speak is worth remembering. A coven leader's job is mostly hard work between Rituals and behind the scene. It is not always a good place to act out your fantasies, because the lives and well-being of others are involved
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Cover Your A$$
Bob works hard at IBM and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Bob! How ya doin?' His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. 'Oh no,' says Bob. 'He's in my bowling team. When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How did she know that you drink Budweiser?' 'I recognize her; she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at th e end of the 1st nine, honey.' A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says, 'Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?' Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Bob follows and spots her getting into a c
Covert Vices
A while back, if I remember right, my life was one long party where all hearts were open wide, where all wines kept flowing. One night, I sat Beauty down on my lap.—And I found her galling.—And I roughed her up. I armed myself against justice. I ran away. O witches, O misery, O hatred, my treasure's been turned over to you! I managed to make every trace of human hope vanish from my mind. I pounced on every joy like a ferocious animal eager to strangle it. I called for executioners so that, while dying, I could bite the butts of their rifles. I called for plagues to choke me with sand, with blood. Bad luck was my god. I stretched out in the muck. I dried myself in the air of crime. And I played tricks on insanity. And Spring brought me the frightening laugh of the idiot. So, just recently, when I found myself on the brink of the final squawk! it dawned on me to look again for the key to that ancient party where I might find my appetite once more. Charity is that
Covert Vices
Covert Hypnosis
I have been interested in communication and influence skills for the last 15 years, and enjoy learning and using NLP and covert hypnosis. Covert Hypnosis ODD Disorder
covered Perhaps you heard the storm warningsIf not the 90 mile per hour gusts are your wakeup callWind howling like a banchee This primal call of natureDoes it stir your blood,can you feel your pulse quicken? Water surging and slamming unto the shoreCreatures burrowing deeper to find safetyThis is the time i reach for you Under the blanket with a lanternThe power failedThis is when i crave your touch Rough hands graze your turgid nipplesFor you are equally attractedYour breathing faster I pull on your nipples in synch with the howlingI put my weight on top of you forcing you to breath harderMy hands about your throat I sit up on top of your chestTo get a better grip about your throatYour eyes look frightened But when i look more closely i see your excitementBending down i bite your lipYou begin thrashing a bit You become dizzyAll you can feel is my oppressive weight upon youYou fade off Later the storm has passedYour eyes open and gaze aboutYou are alone but covered in cum
The Cow
THE COW The friendly cow all red and white, I love with all my heart: She gives me cream with all her might, To eat with apple-tart. She wanders lowing here and there, And yet she cannot stray, All in the pleasant open air, The pleasant light of day. And blown by the winds that pass And wet with all the showers, She walks among the meadow grass And eats the meadow flowers. The Cow was taken from A Child's Garden of Verses Written by Robert Louis Stevenson ~ Illustrated by Myrtle Sheldon.
WTF?...I pull slight tude on a man i have NEVER met..and i get blocked. How many women are on this site that have driven them to do that at a blink of an eye? I'm shakin my head here!! I get blocked cuz i don't read some (GRRR i soo wanna name call but i won't) ASSHOLES blog. Then i get bombarded with 1' OI!..All the power to ya. Next..I comment on someones pro..(kinda like this, dont member proquo as im blocked and can't view).."Hey, could at least say thanks for the add?" Ya so i was in a mood, but i recovered i thought. This is minor..why fuck around ? I dont fuckin get you guys.You act like you know me! OR us!.. Callin us BABE..and HUN..or HEY SEXY...???
Is he really not into you? My cell phone wasn't working. A cold short email that leaves you no opportunity to carry on the conversation. Come on be a man and say it. I am just not really into you. All men are cowards they run and can't say what they really mean. It's sad they have to learn the hard way. It's amazing how a man can be fearless with another man no matter of what the situation is. But, when it comes to a women they run so fast there isn't any dust. So this is where the boys are: home, using their high-speed internet connections to make a love connection.I don't think the problem is that there aren't great, unmarried men for all of us great, unmarried women. The problem is that in a world where a lover can be found with a click of a mouse, a kind of apathy has set in for these men. The thrill of the chase is gone. Women wear their availability on their screennames, so now it's the men playing hard to get and the women doing the chasing
Coward Bastard Fake Dom
SirMasterX: I do want to thank you for everything ... and wish you the best soon He has me blocked like the pussy he is, so to be FAIR, i said in my status bar that I do not believe him, how's that??? This is next from him. SirMasterX: You dont have to believe me but the stuff you told me and that was personal , that may come out Of course, tried to shout back but couldn't because he would be a pussy and unblock me so that he could shout at me, then block me again SO to be FAIR unlike this ass, I said YOU don't scare me, coward, this is his response. SirMasterX: you can call me coward all you want ... does not bother me but the yahoo and msn messenger tell the truth NOW, this.....boy, constantly threatens to post shit about women for others to see whenever he doesn't get his way, turns around says he won't stoop down to others level, BUT he is the one who is creating his own damn drama, treating women like shit and threatening to degrade and humiliate them IN THE WRONG
I Christianggs admit that I went overboard, and the passion of the game took over. I joined a turf which shall remain nameless, and was caught in the cross fire. I now understand that the war was not against me, but against the person that I was with. I decided to stay along the side of my boss, but for incidents inside my mob he back stabbed me and took actions against me. I flee from his reach, and that’s how I ended up a free agent. Since I belonged to a turf that was in troubles, I ask the boss in DDR Mafia Family Turf to spear me and to go after my boss. This backfire and I ended up being the target of the crossfire. I took every measure to protect myself, and reached out for the Mafias out there in the world. I found I have support, and although they intervene for me it was not enough. Today I meet the request from KASPER to take down my sing that she was abusive to her power, and the hostility stopped. I reach out to her and we came to an agreement. Her turf is not goi
The Cowboy Way
It had been a long while since Jack and Tori had played. Even though they saw each other almost daily, there lives had been very busy. They had been together for almost a year now and were happy living a normal life and enjoying the D/s relationship on their own time. Tori was kneeling on the floor in the loft, naked, staring straight ahead. Her eyes fixed on some imaginary spot on the far wall. Jack stood before her; Tori could tell that he was already aroused by the bulge in his jeans. She tried to keep her focus, but was having a hard time. Jack grabbed her by the hair pulling her head back. "Is there something you want?" "Your cock, Sir." Tori tried not to wince at the strength of the hair pull. "Well, you'll just have to wait." He released her hair, and stepped back. More to cum later Tori took a quiet deep breath, the anticipation of this evening had been building all day. It had been a long time since she had even gotten a playful swat on her ass,
not sure how to do this but if anyone can help me i am looking for things to put on my site regarding the dallas cowboys but still not sure how to do it and my excuse is im for the uk lol thanks for anyone that can help me.
Cowboys Killed Bucs On Thanxgivin...1st Place Yall
LAST NIGHT WAS FUCKIN SWEET ROMO WAS ON FIRE....Tony Romo racked up 306 yards and tied a club record with five TD passes in leading the Cowboys to a third straight win, 38-10, over the Bucs on Thanksgiving. IZ THAT NOT FUCKIN SWEET OR WHAT...I SMELL PLAYOFFS
A Cowboy....
Cowboys Unstoppable
random moments in time i fucking love maccaroni
One day a mother died. And on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of her bedroom, the daughter was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn\'t any more. No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, No more \"just one minute.\" Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away. never to return before we can say good-bye, Say \"I Love You.\" or \"I Miss You\" ¸...¸ __/ /____ ,·´º o`·,/__/ _/_ //____/ ```)¨(´´´ | | [1] | | [1]| | |[1] || |l±±±± ¸,.-·²°´ ¸,.-·~·~·-.,¸ `°²·-. :º° So while we have it . . it\'s best we love it . And care for it and fix it when it\'s broken . and take good care of it when it\'s sick. This is true for marriage .... and friendships And children with bad report cards; And dogs with bad hips; And aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, Because we cherish them! ¸....¸ __/ /____ ,·´º
Cowboy's Crap!!
Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 10th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Rhonda. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.Awesome!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two AAA
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Cowboy Doing His Thing
Can't believe it, I'm in another of these contests. A good friend asked me to join up so I made a photo that would go this morning and off we go. I'd appreciate any help you can give with bombing the living crap out of it. Thanks so much. Click on the image below to get there. This handsome young puke just changed his rating of me from a 2 to a 1. Makes me feel good that I don't match up to his standards. Feb 7, 2007 I'm still looking for my next job. Been working contracts since 2003 and I really enjoy moving to different places and meeting new people. Never really does get lonely, there's just too much to do. The cold weather now really bites, I'd love to get back down south. My two bicycles are in the garage and it isn't even warm enough to work on them. Got the approval for the publication of my second book the other day. It will be published by Publish America and should be available by summer I hope. Also got a couple short s
Cowboy Up
Im not about the points, PLEASE if you are going to buy me a gift do it because we have talked and become friends or at least friendly and something in the gift shop made you think..."Buck would like that". DO NOT buy me gifts because I rated your pics/stash/blogs/ ect. If I have taken the time to rate your pages its because I found you interesting enough to spend my time on, not because I want anything in return. Yes the points are cool, Its nice to be high in the lvls, I love getting a "10" all of that is what makes this site FUN. But if your only buying gifts as "payment" save your bucks. This is a general blog and not directed to any 1 person its just a little insight into who I am. Thanks for takign the time to read this, Buck I have added pics and made a new album, they are locked for a reason, they are graphic and of a VERY adult nature, You will need to ask to see them. Buck A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on
Cowboy Logic
The Sierra Club and the US Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predator, the tree-huggers had a "more humane" solution. What they proposed was for the animals to be captured alive, that the males be castrated and let loose again, and the population would eventually be controlled. This was ACTUALLY proposed to the Wyoming Wool and Sheep Grower's Association by the Sierra Club and the USFS. All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of minutes. Finally, an old boy in the in the back stood up, tipped his hat back and said, "Son, I don't think you understand the problem. Those coyotes ain't f*ckin' our sheep - they're eatin' 'em." You stay up for 16 hours He stays up for days on end. **************************************** You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes day
A Cowboy In A Gay Bar !
Brokeback Bar (lol) cute A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. But what the heck, he says to himself, "I can really use a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your weewee?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that, all I want is a drink." The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your weewee. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan 'Just Do It,' and that guy down at the end of the bar calls his, Snickers, because it really 'Satisfies.'" The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile "T imex," and the thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!" A little shake
Cowboy Poems
The Lone Cowboy By: Sharon Gay Watson A young cowboy came up to me And placed his hat upon his knee, His wild, big eyes looked so sad; I smiled at him, and he was glad. The cowboy was twenty, I was sixteen. The way he looked at me was sharp and keen. His name was Joel, and he asked me mine; He asked how I was, and I told him "fine". I knew I had seen him, but I knew not where; But somehow I knew for this boy I had care. As I thought, it soon came to me, That I had been his wife-to-be. Now it's been five years since I left town, And Joel hadn't known what had come down. I had his child, now a girl of five, And I had often wondered if he was alive. The truth was soon told, he was a gunman; And he was chased by a deputy hangman. I cried as he told me he loved me that night; I wondered where he would be, come light. Then he went out, and I heard his steps go As he walked into the street down below. I froze as I heard a sickening cry, And I wept as I
Cowboy Up
You know I have been married, I have dated alot of women. And yet I knew someting wasnt right. Then one day not to long ago I was online and met someone. We started talking and it seems as if I had known her my whole life. We could read each other, finish each others thoughts. We have laughed together, cried together, fussed together. And I can say without even thinking I love her more today than I did yesterday. Each day I wake up she does something to make me fall in love with her all over again! It has been this way since the second day of knowing her. Alot of people say it wont ever last, it wont work. But they have no idea the feelings I feel for this woman, this very beautiful angel sent from heaven for me!! I cant explain what I feel inside, there are no words for it. Its like nothing I have ever felt before. I am so greatful that she has come into my life! Baby if you read this, know I love you with all my heart and soul!! Hello everyone, This is going to be short and to the po
Cowboy Up
Tomarrow, May 16th is the day I was brought into this cruel and unforgiving world. This is also the that hunts me for life. See it was this day that I died!! It was this day that I wrecked on I75 at over 150mph. It was this day I was told I wouldnt live to see 20. And here it is again.. May the 16th, my birthday!!! So tell me what is going to happen?? Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for you are with me!!! Hello Everyone, As you already know I am new here so try and make me feel welcome. Rate me, Add me, Fan me...
Cowboy Wisdom
Don't squat with your spurs on, Good judgment comes from experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. Aways drink upstream from the herd.
Cowboy's Heart
Born with a broken heart a cowboy is Now he'll piece it together to be broke again Each time he pieces it together he learns He's learned speed only works with trucks and bulls With women you'll lose sight of it all Now he ponders the wrongs cause she's gone He'll think about a drink But that ain't the way to go Night of tears and pillow holding But it'll all heal and he'll take the knowledge The wrong he made in this one He'll keep from the next So tonight he'll Cowboy Up!!!!
Cowboys With Skoal
Ah yes-- Sex with a Cowboy Prior to her trip to Texas , Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State : 1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que. 2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And.. 3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy. Upon her return, the girls were curious as to how she fared. "Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite , it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable! "And I went to a real rodeo.Talk about athletes...those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop,then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible! "They then asked,"Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?" "Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"
Cowboy Beginnings.
Your never to young to be a cowboy. This photograph reminded me of my grandson.
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Cowboy Way ! ! !
COWBOY WAY!!! Category: Writing and Poetry COWBOY WAY!!! He wakes up before the sun rises, Just like he's always done, And he makes himself some coffee, Before the morning sun. He watches out the window, Waiting for the morning light, Looking over the pastures, Making sure everything looks alright. He's got a lot to do, Just like every other day, He's got to water his animals, And than go and feed some hay. So he goes and starts his tractor, Giving it time to warm up, As he runs inside the house, to refill his coffee cup. He packs himself a lunch, Because he doesn't get a break, A lunch that consist of a pop, and some left over steak. Than he's off to do his duty, taking care of this place, doing the kind of work, that could never be replaced. He enjoys what he does, Because he knows what life's about, And it's the ranchers way of life, That has never givin him doubt. Now the sun's going down, And it's starting to get dark, As for tomo
Cowboy Boots
Well for those of you who might actually read this dayum thing, I am recovering from my second brown recluse bite of the year, got bitten the first weekend in the new house which left a pretty bad scar and hole in my right shin. Well last night happened again when i went to bed. Felt two little stings, just wiped it off as feather stick maybe since i use a down comforter, and sure enough 1/2 later i looked like the stay puff marshmellow man, rushed to ER and spent the night in ICU before checking myself out AMA(against mediacl advice) I hate hospitals as you can tell! So keep me in your thoughts, those few who might read this and I should be on here sporadically the next few days. I also have my daughters up for the summer so my time is gonna be limited as far as internet. TY to all my friends here you have been gr8 and hope to hear from you,if u can't reach me here try my yahoo bluesman341971 well my VIP runs out on the 25th and I sure would like one spotlight before it does, if I hav
The Cowboy
I am starting a new chapter in my relationship. It feels wierd but I love him. If I never would of went to that bar I never would of kissed him. And we would not be where we are today. I know it sounds funny but he makes me happy. And though he kept a secret from me at first and I understand why. I am anxious about getting married to someone who is going to be in the Army. But I do not see that.. I see his loving personality and his smile. I look forward to spending my life with him I never thought I could care about someone sooo much and there be this connection. I have this man in my life now. Very different from the others and I am not sure how to handle him. He treats me like a Queen sometimes and knows what I like. I am nervous about him. Just talking to him has it's ways. And he has been there for me. I am happy to know I put a smile on his face after a long day. I am not use to someone being so into me and caring like he does. I hope it works...I know I can depend on him kicki
Cowboy... cowboy Well I'm packin up my game and I'm a head out west Where real women come equipped with scripts and fake breasts Find a nest in the hills chill like Flynt Buy an old droptop find a spot to pimp And I'm a Kid Rock it up and down your block With a bottle of scotch and watch lots of crotch Buy a yacht with a flag sayin chillin the most Then rock that bitch up and down the coast Give a toast to the sun, drink with the stars Get thrown in the mix and tossed out of bars Sip the teajuna... I wanna roam Find the old town chillin fools then come back home Start an escort service, for all the right reasons And set up shop at the top of four seasons Kid Rock and I'm the real mccoy And I'm headin out west sucker...because I wanna be a Cowboy baby With the top let back and the sunshine shinin Cowboy baby West coast chillin with the Boone's Wine I wanna be a Cowboy baby Ridin at night cause I sleep all day Cowboy baby I can smell a pig
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Cowboy Poetry
I wish I'd written down the source to this gem! Hit's a longun! COWBOY POETRY -- BUYING A BRA You know, I've never been much for shopping In fact I try to stay away from town Except when shipping time comes, I ain't easily found. But the day came when I had to go And I left the kids with their ma But before I left she asked me, "Would you pick me up a bra?" Without thinkin' I said "sure," How tough could that job be? I bent down and kissed her And said, "I'll be back by three." Well, when I done the things I needed I started to regret Ever offering to buy that thing, I was working up a sweat. I crossed the street to the ladies shop With my hat pulled over my eyes, I wasn't takin' any chances On bein' recognized. I walked right up to the sales clerk I didn't hem or haw I told the lady right straight out, "Ma'am, I'm here to buy a bra." >From behind I heard some snickers So I turned around to see At least fiftee
Cowboys Roster
Quarterback (2) Tony Romo Brad Johnson Running Back (5) Julius Jones Marion Barber Tyson Thompson Oliver Hoyte Deon Anderson Wide Receiver (6) Terry Glenn Terrell Owens Patrick Crayton Sam Hurd Miles Austin Isaiah Stanback Tight End (3) Jason Witten Anthony Fasano Tony Curtis Offensive Line (10) Flozell Adams Kyle Kosier Andre Gurode Leonard Davis Marc Colombo Cory Procter Doug Free Pat McQuistan Joe Berger James Marten Defensive Line (6) Chris Canty Jason Ferguson Marcus Spears Jason Hatcher Jay Ratliff Stephen Bowen Linebackers (7) Greg Ellis DeMarcus Ware Bradie James Akin Ayodele Anthony Spencer Kevin Burnett Bobby Carpenter Cornerbacks (5) Terence Newman Anthony Henry Jacques Reeves Nate Jones Alan Ball Safety (6) Roy Williams Ken Hamlin Keith Davis Pat Watkins Abram Elam Courtney Brown Specialists (3) Mat McBriar Nick Folk
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Cowboy - Other
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN RANCH OWNER A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night. He returned around 2:30 am , and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass
Cowboys News!
Week 5 Preview: The Dallas Cowboys will play their 3rd primetime game Monday Night when they battle the Buffalo Bills at Ralph Wilson Stadium. The Cowboys will be looking for their 1st 5-0 start since 1983 while the Bills will be looking to pull the upset and win their 2nd straight game on the season after beating the New York Jets last week. While the Cowboys are 4-0 this year at the quarter-pole of the season, they have yet to score a 1st Quarter touchdown, something that the Cowboys know will eventually catch up with them. The Cowboys must also be aware of yet another "trap" game, and must not look ahead to the game October 14 against the Patriots, or it could possibly cost them. This game will mark Wade Phillips' first return to Ralph Wilson Stadium since he was head coach of the Bills from 1998-2000. He was 29-19 during his coaching career in Buffalo, and looks to prove that it was a mistake letting him go. Look for the Cowboys' defense to be very aggressive early. T
Cowboys Fight Till Last Second And It Pays Off
October 09, 2007 GAME RECAP: COWBOYS 25 - BILLS 24 Yes!!! Folk Kicks Game-Winner as Time Expires in Thrilling Comeback Win! An NFL game is 60 minutes long. Apparently someone forgot to tell the Buffalo Bills that. The Dallas Cowboys stunned the upset-minded Bills and their crowd after Nick Folk kicked the game-winning 53-yard field goal as time expired in a classic that improved the Cowboys' record to 5-0 headed to a battle next Sunday against the also 5-0 New England Patriots at Texas Stadium. What more can I say about this game? Tony Romo had what was the worst game so far in his young career stat wise, completing 29/50 passes for 309 yards and 2 TD's, but threw 5 interceptions and also fumbled once, committing 6 turnovers for the game. It was very hard for Cowboys fans to watch, but he did his job on the last two drives of the drive to give us a chance to win. That's all I was asking for tonight, and it turned out great. Not many teams could've overcome what the Cowboys
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Cowboys Vs Eagles Game Recap
GAME RECAP: COWBOYS 38 - EAGLES 17 Cowboys Ground Eagles In Dominating 38-17 Win The Cowboys continued their winning ways as they crushed the Eagles 38-17 in Philadelphia. It was only their 2nd win in 9 tries in Philly. It all started with the first snap of the game, and the Cowboys never looked back from there. On the very first play from scrimmage, Marcus Spears and DeMarcus Ware sacked Donovan McNabb and forced a fumble that Bradie James recovered at the Eagles 37 to put Dallas in business right off the bat. It wouldn't take long for Romo to capitalize off the turnover. On the 6th play of the drive, Julius Jones ran a draw play right up the middle from 2 yards out to give the Cowboys an early 7-0 lead. The Eagles responded immediately though. McNabb led the Eagles on an 8-play drive that ended in a 3-yard Brian Westbrook touchdown to tie the game up at 7. From there on out, it was all Dallas. On the next Cowboys drive, Romo once again led his team down the field
Cowboy Code Of Ethics
Cowboy Code of Ethics Current mood: calm Cowboy Code of Ethics 1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. 2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. 3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...Neither works. 4. Never miss a good chance to shut up. 5. Always drink upstream from the herd. 6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. 7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. 8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence. 9. Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement. 10. If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. 11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back. 12. AND FINALLY: After eatin
A REAL COWBOY An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?" "Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences... I guess I am," replied the cowboy. After a short while he asked her what she was. "I've never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy, but I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women," said the young woman. A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian." Every part of a cowboy's outfit has a purpose.Ev
Cowboys Clinch Playoff Berth,take Nfc Lead At 11-1
a href=""> The speculation has been there for a couple of months now, but it was finally proven Thursday night. The Cowboys are the best football in the NFC - right now. Certainly, the Cowboys are hoping they will be able to claim that time come late January, but as things stand now, they are the top dogs in the conference after Thursday night's 37-27 win over the Packers in a showdown of 10-1 teams. The Cowboys moved to 11-1 and clinched a playoff berth in the process. They can clinch the NFC East on Sunday if the Giants lose in Chicago or wrap up their first division title since 1998 by simply winning one more game. But by beating the Packers in front of a raucous Texas Stadium crowd, the Cowboys now have the inside track on claiming home-field advantage throughout the playoffs. "It's great to be 11-1," head coach Wade Phillips said. "This put us in the playoffs, which was our first goal. Our second goal was to win our division
Cowboy Wisdom
All those years I thought I had the world by the tail. I forgot their was a Lion on the other end just waintin to kick my ass... Turns out, the biggest troublemaker you'll every have to deal with in your life is most likely looking back at you in the mirror each morning. Developing good judgement comes from making a lot of bad choices. An old Oklahoma wrangler once told me..."You can be anything you wanna be, but you can never be something you're not. Be proud you're a cowboy." I would rather be on my Harley thinking about how great God is, than in church thinking about my Harley. Always end every conversation with those you love with "I love you" you never know when it might be the last time. Be glad you don't get what you really deserve. When you get at dawn and throw on your jeans, don't fret if they feel like they'll bust at the seams. That last piece of pie that you tried to pass up, never mentioned your pants might get hard to zip up. But now y
Cowboys Vs Lions Game Recap
The Legend Continues for Romo as Cowboys Clinch NFC East with Amazing Comeback Win The Dallas Cowboys clinched the NFC East, their first since 1998 with a somewhat miraculous 28-27 win over the Detroit Lions. They are now 12-1 on the season, while the Lions have suffered their 5th straight loss and dropped to 6-7 on the season, making their playoff hopes even bleaker. It may not have quite been like in Buffalo, but it was still really good. Neither team really looked like they could stop the run or pass, but there would be a few plays late in the game that would come back to haunt the Lions. The Cowboys got the ball to start the game and Romo navigated Dallas to the Detroit 32, but after an incomplete pass to Sam Hurd, the drive stalled and Nick Folk missed a 50-yard field goal that would've given Dallas a 3-0 lead early. After the Lions got the ball they surprised the Cowboys with a running attack that the Cowboys couldn't stop. T.J Duckett scored a touchdown on
Cowboys Or City Slickers
One foggy night, a Dallas Cowboy fan was heading north from Dallas and a Patriots fan was driving south from Boston. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on... The Patriots fan manages to climb out of his car, he looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!" Likewise, the Dallas fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived. The Patriots fan walks over to the Cowboys fan and says, "Hey,man, I think this is a sigh that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals." The Cowboy fan thinks a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck." He goes to his car, pops his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Patriot, "I think this is another sign, we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Patriots fan agrees. After sucking down over 1/2 of the bottle,
Cowboys Lounge
Introducing ~*COWBOYS Lounge*~!!! Lounge for Dallas Cowboys Fans... This will NOT be a seasonal lounge!!! It will be open all year long. (Not just open during football season!!!) All football fans are welcomed to come visit tho!!! lol *CLICK LOGO BELOW to ENTER COWBOYS Lounge* ~MUSIC PROVIDED BY PIMPIN RADIO~ (repost of original by 'DJ KëvDög {LaUrEn's Man} *PIMPIN Radio*' on '2008-02-07 10:52:50')
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Cowboy's Poem
When She's Near Me When She's Near Me Her eyes see right through me. Her soul holds me, and her love amazes me. When she’s away, I still feel her touch. And when I close my eyes, I can still taste her sweet lips. But… When she’s near me, I lose control… Emotions run wild as horses On an open plain… I get lost in her eyes, And found in her touch, In love is where I am When she’s near me. When she’s away, I can still hear her voice Calling my name, And I can still feel the love of her touch, Just keeping me in line… But… When she’s near me, I lose control… Emotions run wild as horses On an open plain… I get lost in her eyes, And found by her touch. In love is where I am When she’s near me. Yes, in love is where I am When she’s near me, And in love with her even when she’s away, My heart and soul—I lose control, Emotions running wild as horses On an open plain— Getting lost in her eyes and being found in her touch. When she’s near me, I lose contr
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Well the Cowboys seem to have had a good draft today feeling needs at runnung back conerback and tightend after trading our back up tightend to the Dolphins in a last minute trade last night, I would have liked to see a wide reciever drafted toda but they did not draft one hopefully they will tommorow I would have also ratherd have seen mendanhal instead of jones at running back, I guess we will have to wait and see what they do tommorrow but never the less I do belive we got three players that can help this year and I think they probally had the best first day of the draft then they have had in several years.
Cowboy Needs Our Help (written By Gem!)
Hello everyone! GEM here (aGEM4life) and I'm here to ask for help. Cowboy is in a bling pack giveaway and needs 3,500 comments by Monday. He would be there helping if he could but he has gotten sick and for now doesn't have the strength to sit at the pc and do anything. I know for a fact Cowboy has helped MANY of you level up when he saw your plea for help. Now its YOUR turn to help him! Before you can bomb his pic in the giveaway you need to have R/F/A Stephanie Lynn. Thank you in advance. ~Donna aka GEM 'Stephanie Lynn's Profile' Pic to Bomb...
Cowboy Humor
An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.' She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women.' The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian.' A Texas cowboy we
A Cowboys Love Song
Hold on to faith; it is the source of believing that all things are possible. It is the fiber and strength of a confident soul. Hold on to hope; it banishes doubt and enables attitudes to be positive and cheerful. Hold on to trust; it is at the core of fruitful relationship­s that are secure and content. Hold on to love; it is life's greatest gift of all, for it shares, cares and gives meaning to life. Hold on to family and friends; they are the most important people in your life, and they make the world a better place. They are your roots and the beginnings that you grew from; they are the vine that has grown through time to nourish you, help you on your way, and always remain close by. Hold on to all that you are and all that you have learned, for these things are what make you unique. Don't ignore what you feel and what you believe is right and important; your heart has a way of speaking louder than your mind. Hold on to your dreams; achieve them diligently and
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Cowboy Poetry
Near the end of the movie "8 Seconds", Lane, Tuff and Cody are flying over the Cheyenne arena, and Cody reads a poem entitled "Cowboy is His Name." That poem is really a shortened version of the poem "Legacy of a Rodeo Man" by Baxter Black. (Cody's not a poet!) Both versions are printed below, with the permission of Baxter Black. And, below those two poems is a poem called "Freckle's Advice" that Baxter wrote and Lane read at his friend Freckles' funeral. Cowboy Is His Name There's a hundred years of history and a hundred before that All gathered in the thinkin' Goin' on beneath this hat. The cold flame burns within him 'Til his skin's as cold as ice And the dues he paid to get here Are worth every sacrifice. All the miles spend sleepy drivin' All the money down the drain, All the 'if I's' and 'nearly's,' All the bandages and pain, All the female tears left dryin', All the fever and the fight Are just a sm
Cowboys Playroom
hey all I have the makings of a great lounge, but I need people to fill it, when I get enough people in there on a regular basis I will be running weekly contests, 3 times a month I will be giving away fu bucks, and once a month I will be giving bigger prizes such as blasts and VIP's so please come by hit the join link and help make my lounge a success Cowboy is back!! Come join him in the playroom for great tunes and great fun!! Click the pic below to enter!!
Cowboys Suck
Come bid on me and show me some love and while you are there bid on my friend Jugg too - Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas? A: A huddle. Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving? A: The police. Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore? A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons. Doctors say because of Michael Irvin's broken clavicle, it will be 6-8 weeks before he can video a team mate having sex. I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine. The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on "grass". The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System", Yes your Honor, No your Honor. The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions. The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new def
A Cowboy & Hiz Lady - Bid On Us
Come bid on us, The Cowboy and hiz Lady. We are gathering funds for Ozz2's spotlight so bid generously. :D As always be sure to F/R/A the hostess, the lovely Pia! Music provided by WYKD Visit our pages.... Ozzfanatic2~*~ @ fubar ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ★♎★Lucretia★♎★ @ fubar
A Cowboy & Hiz Lady ~*~ Bid On Us
Come bid on us, The Cowboy and hiz Lady. We are gathering funds for Ozz2's spotlight so bid generously. :D As always be sure to F/R/A the hostess, the lovely Pia! Music provided by WYKD Visit our pages.... Ozzfanatic2~*~ @ fubar ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ★♎★Lucretia★♎★ @ fubar
Cowboy Joke
The Texas Highway Patrol is cracking down on speeders . For the first offense, they give you two Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them. Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A. The Dallas Cowboys Q. What do the Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 55,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.' Q. How do you keep the Dallas Cowboy out of your yard? A. Put up a goal post. Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a new Super Bowl ring? A. A thief. Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboy and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. And the best...... Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and a possums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Cowboy Up
Never miss a chance to rest your horse If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think. Only cows know why they stampede. Always drink upstream from the herd. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then, to make sure it's still there with ya. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment. There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works. All I know is what I read in the papers. Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. Never miss a good chance to shut up. Don't name a cow you plan to eat. Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce. Keep skunks, lawyers, developers, and bankers at a dist
Cowboy From The West
Cowboys Story
ok so lifes a bitch i mean was up with the world a guy cant find a girl looking for love ? it seems a role revearsl the chic want to hit it and quit it and i dont want just a peace of ass dont get me twisted i love sex and im  not  to bad but i dont want to have to find a new chic every other day i want one and only one i dont have time for games and thats all it is anymore what happend to the good old days when a man met a woman they fell in love and got marred ? thats what i want why is it so hard to find? tell me girls i need to know. hello all thank u for taken time to get to know me im 23 and singel i live in yuba city california and im a former prisoner i jest got out of prison last month iv been in love once but she broke my heart i want to find love agen but its been hard to find a girl who will be with a xconvict oh i went to prison 4 woopen some dudes ass and he didnt like it lol well thats me hit me up if u want to no more.
Life is what you make of it! I like to go to clubs to go dancing and play pool.
I Thought I was a Cowboy Until... An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.' She said, 'I'm a lesbian.   I
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Cowboy Story
I  HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.  HERE  IS MY PLATFORM:(1) 'Press 1 for English' is  immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it  or wait at the border until you can.(2) We will  immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to  straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports.  We will use the 'Wal-Mart  ' policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'(3)  When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on  it.(4) All retired military personnel will be required  to man one of our many observation towers on the southern  border (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not  to fire on    SOUTHBOUND  aliens.(5) Social security will immediately return to  its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't  gettin nuttin out. The president nor any other
Cowboy's Prayer
Cowboy Prayer Thank you Father for choosin the cowboy life for me Riding the range, mending fences and sleeping under the stars Enjoying all your creations, Father how awesome you are. Some folks spend their days chasing silver and gold, you see And when they finally get it it's easily wasted away Me, I chase horses and cows most all of the day. When the night comes, I'm tired, sore and cold I make myself a fire, eat my vittles, spread out my bedroll. Then I play my harmonica, singing out loudly and bold, Til my good friend, Pumpkin is sound asleep. And as I sink into peaceful and irreversible sleep Please, please do not for me weep, I happily lived my life as a cowboy, the life God chose for me.
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Cowboys (posers)
This for all you cowboys and poser like them. Just because you got COWBOY in your name doesnt make you one.  Why cant you be yourself? Is it becasue you cant let the real person out.  All you posers think i am cowboy let me ride you. well the village had a more real cowboy than you. Get a life and try to be yourself. for the real cowboys and cowgirls more power to you. you all got my respect, but for the posers take a flying leap off my fu$* stick and get a life. I am tired of seeing perverted faggots like you. so if you think your a real cowboy or girl ask the real ones first.
Cowboys From Hell Paso
Ok freaks! Ck. Thease cats out . They are truly The real deal. The are a Pantera Tribute band hailed from El Paso. Cowboys From Hell Paso. If you dig pantera and Dime Bag as much as the rest of us they will truly will blow your mind and for be written in stone. Just search there name and you will find them. I cant speak highly enough of them. For you that are fortune enough to live in El Paso get out and support them, Copy and paste there link.REmber this: We are making HISTORY\,,/\,,/
    It's been said countless times around a campfire and in songs that a cowboy is born with a broken heart. I reckon this is true but it's not for the reasons most think.     You see a cowboy longs for the days of old when we could saddle a horse and ride into the wild blue yonder and not see a living body for weeks at a time. We long to see the rolling prairies and not all the steel and concrete of the world today.     We long for the love of a good woman and will sit by a fire many a night and dream of who she might be and where she might be. We long for the days of old when everyone was a friend and always had a hot cup of coffee in a old tin cup.     I reckon we are the last of a dieing breed but we're not gone just yet. There are still a few of us ole boys around trying to make it the best we can with a fake smile upon our faces as we die a little inside with every new building that goes up.     We won't make a big ruckus when our time comes, we will simply just fade away int
Cowboys Buck Better
I just want you to know that I would climb any mountain, sail across a stormy sea, if that's what it takes me baby, to show how much you mean to me. Hi, It's me that guy you saw in the cowboy hat. Someone once asked me if I was as tough as a cowboy. Now, I wasn't really sure how to answer that. When I was a younger man, I did all the things that real cowboys did. I rode,roped,branded,drank and had a few fights and yes even ate a few to many beans. LOL Even rode a few bulls in my lifetime. Would I do it now I don't think so. Had my heart broke more than a few times. Fell in love more than most men. Kissed my fair share of ladies. But now I am looking for my last rodeo. This buckaroo is looking to catch that one special Lady. The one that is ready to ride off into the sunset.Now you can probably guess what type of music I like. (RAP LOL) I heard that they once took Country music. Mixed it with Rap and they called it crap. (Not into Rap) Country is my favorite I also like o
Cowboy Mutterings
Wrote this when I was in the heat of the chase... people think we ride for some kind of glory or cool trophies, think again. Bearin’ Down Climb up the gateAnd hang your rope.Is he gonna buck hard?You can only hope. “Let’s go boys!” – clack!They just turned another out.That belly twistin’ bramerPut your pard on the ground. Looks like you’ll have to coverMake a right pretty ride;Er ther’ll be only cold beans for supper,No hotel tonight. Now there’s just two aheadThat last twister marked 89,He spurred the hair off his side.Now the pressure’s really on – ya gotta make a near perfect ride An hour ago you were yuckin’ it up with yer pals back behind the chutes,Now, yer focused – turned inward,Checkin’ yer gear;Crankin’down the straps on your boots. A nod – clack!You hear the crowd moan;One more face down in the dirt,Ol’ Trev gets up with a groan. Your pard pulls your rope, as you dro
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Cowboy Kinda Girl
I like a man in Wranglers 'n boots.                    They're not for me those Armani suits               in high-polished wing tips or loafers with tassels,            'n rings on their pinkies, who live in glass castles.           I wanna a guy who's rugged 'n tall,                               speaks words of love with a Tennessee drawl,   swaggers beside me with a bowlegged stride,                yet has no fear of his feminine side.        I need a man that's toughened with muscle, sports at his navel a PRCA buckle, a rodeo champ who rides a bare-back bronc, then dances the two-step at the honky-tonk.      He smells of old leather 'n fresh mown hay, rides a fine pony, a quarter horse bay. Together they work to bring home the herd; the job gets done with nary a word. His home's not the city, why he'd go insane; it's nights under stars on an open plain.              A well-worn saddle cradles his head                             as prairie grass becomes his bed.             
man some toddlers at an early age a extremely advanced in skills like walking like my son fer example he is only nine months old and he is already walking all on his own he just stud up one day n walked across the room like he'd been doing it fer months n didn't miss a step man its crazy how fast they grow up rite in front of u
When you walk out the door Stop, Did I tell them that i love them Did I kiss them bye Did I hug them Driving down the road my cell rings, Mr. so and so we have some bad news, my heart is ripped outta my chest................ Sept. 17th, I'll never forget!!!!! To that someone, remember me please....... She really suprises me Today.........So damn hot..........
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Cowgirl Things
20 Reasons to date a Cowgirl! 20 - We can mount with ease 19 - We can go the distance 18 - We have good hip control 17 - We know how fast or slow to go 16 - We can ride in many different positions 15 - We are used to something between our legs 14 - We can always hit the right spot 13 - We are used to a bouncy ride 12 - When we fall, we get right back on and ride harder 11 - We like it dirty 10 - We'll ride for hours 9 - We'll use whips 8 - We love to try new things 7 - We are good with our hands 6 - We get a lot of practice 5 - We know what were doing 4 - We do it in lots of places 3 - We're always on top 2 - We get off easily 1 - We have lots of stamina ~*Cowgirl Up, dust yourself off, get back in the saddle give it one more try, sweat n blood it takes all ya got cause the road to heaven is a hell of a ride, tuff get goin when the goin gets ruff, cause u know u gotta COWGIRL UP!!!*~
Cowgirlin' It Up
You Are 80% Texas Well, knock me down and steal muh teeth! You're pretty darn Texan. How Texas Are You? 1. When I'm drunk, I tend to be... very um lovable 2. Shots or beers? depends on the night.. 3. Do you have a drinking buddy? Everyone is my buddy when I drink 4. Do you get angry? No, but I do get naked sometimes 5. Do you puke? nope 6. After 7 drinks who are you? the girl looking for some dick 7. A day of drinking at the beach or the pool? Pool 8. Tequila does what to you? Makes my clothes fall off 9. Were you drunk when you lost your virginity? yup 10. Vodka makes you? a very happy Drunk 11. Do you do things you normally wouldnt do sober? Yes 12. Do you pass out? No... well sometimes 13. Do you drink girly drinks? No 14. Do you drink alone? No 15. Worst drink you ever had? jeager bomb 16. Do you play drinking games? Yes 17. Favorite beer? coors light or miller lite 18. What is your favorite shot? Teq
Cowgirl Up
Are you a crow hopper well before you comment this take a goodlook around and see. Do you go to other's pages and see who all they have on there friend list? If so and you go and add them then yes you are a crow hopper kinda messed up. That anyone can just come and see who all is a friend and in your family and I have seen that it's not the men it's the lady's not all but if you leave a comment on a nice man's page WOW lookout. For some reason who know's they get all pissy and to be honest it's a social site not a love hook up place and if that is what some need's then what a life to have. So go crow hoppin and have fun. Whatever!!!! I will be moving Sunday so i'm not sure I will be on until Monday night. So I like everyone to have a wonderful weekend.
There is this girl who works where I do and she's a school bus driver. She has her nose in everyones business but her own. People have told her over the radio to mind her own business and she is known as an ass kisser. She's been with the company for 10 yrs. Anyhow, I had went through training on Wheelchair lifts by this company and the other company I work for as well.  I went 1 wk with Durham and then 2 wks with the other company I'm with. That is 3 wks of damned training on wheelchair lifts and although I don't claim to be an expert I know what I'm doing.  This teacher came over to the bus...he always starts working the lift. He isn't supposed to. I told him so in a polite manner and also asked him to please not tighten the strap on the lift cause it set the alarm off last time he did this. He went to this bus driver after I left and told her I jumped all over him. She knows me and knows I am not like that...that I am tactful at how I would have asked him.  Well, instead of coming
I checked in on my coworker. He was a little bit more responsive today. He just doesn't realize what he is in store for. I explained a little about how he was going to have to do the physical therapy himself. He was pretty doped up on morphine still. All I got was, "Okay" to everything. He is young and will recover. Thanks to everyone who kept him and his family in your prayers. A very good friend of mine, a coworker was in a tragic car accident. He was hit by two vehicles right after another. He is 21 adn fighting for his life right now. Please say a pray for him. His name is Joey. Thank you all. GOD bless.
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Co-workers? Really?
This is just a rant:  WTF is wrong with people at work that refuse to flush the damn toilets?  I swear it's like they act like they're paying the 'effing water bill.  FLUSH THE F*CKING THING!!!  Really?  How old are you now?   End rant.
Cow Sounds
I was just watching the news, it said that a person committed a crime and on the voice recorder was the sound of a cow. I called them and said lQQk, stop offending me, my EX girlfriend did NOT DO IT! Plus she never makes as sound, unless she is giving milk! You know i have not had milk in quite some time! Love, Amedeo
cows are ok i guess
Cows In The Corn
Oh yeah, come home from work and my neighbor kid comes up and asks if I had been to the garden, No I reply and she tells me someones cows had wiped out my corn patch.  Thinking she was a joking I head on over, now my patch of corn is only 15 * 150' and sure enough three cows had almost eaten the entire patch in one night. Now being the adult and trying to set a good moral example for the very impressionable child I soon replied well you cant blame em they like corn too.  What I was thinking was an entire cow on the spit.  Just outta curiosity I would like to get others reaction had this happened to them.
k i really don't know what to do here so i guess i was just goofing off and figuring things out lol
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Coyote's Words
Coyote's Words... Who am I why am I on Fubar? I first enjoied this site when it was called "Cherry Tap," for those that knew it that far back. An it was fun at the time, things happen both in here and the real world so I left FUBAR. Now I'm back again, An I guess there are things that should be known about me. If we become friends then I share the real me thats Coyote. If I give you say my cell phone number or email address then you've got the real person that is more than Coyote. That person is the friend that will be there as best as he can that will do his best to be a real friend beyond FUBAR world. I'm not about drama... I'm in the military so I get an all you can eat buffet of it... If I say I'm your friend and you trust me with the real you, then I will ensure that the trust is never left in question... If you are just using me to get what you want with out being truthful to me.... Then I'm sorry that you are like alot of other cultures I've deployed to in the past
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Cozmo's Crazy Dreams
K been having alot of weird dreams latley and i figured i would share them with everyone so here we go......August 28th dream...It all started in a river, i was swimming in a weird looking place kinda reminded me of the nile river with some girl and i think we were in a war zone cause we were planting explosives together along the river haha alot of explosives then we came upon a beach were other ppl were swimming and as i was standing on the little beach all the water in the river started too rush away so i grabbed the girl i was with and picked her up out of the water too make her safe and when i got her out of the water i went too fix my boxers cause they were all bunched up and sticking too me but she pulled them down from being bunched up and fixed them for me and i noticed she peeked at what was inside as she fixed them lol so as the water was rushing away and i was telling her ive seen this happen before and that this happens when a tsunami is coming and the river was almost emp
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I am actually glad that my children know CPR. I know that if needed they will be able to help each other or someone else in that time of need. Oh my god did they forget that you can't do that to someone that is breathing?! Apparently so! Alex thought it would be "cool" to do CPR on Max. Holy mother of god! Have I said that I love my children. Really I do.
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So I ordered a pair of shoes the other night from Got my first pair tonight and I noticed the boot box was all taped and destroyed. Humm I thought that couldnt be good. When I pulled them out of the shoe box they were scuffed in places so bad the leather was actually torn. So I called the 1-800 number and was nice and polite the whole time. They are going to reship me another pair of boots even though the ones I got were clearance and it states no returns or refunds on clearance items. See you do get alot more with sugar and honey than piss and vinegar. I only wish some of my patients could learn this. There is no point in the world for you to scream at the pharmacy staff b/c you dont like the price of your drugs. Its not up to us. We submit claims to your insurance company and they actually print that nifty little label we use to scan your scripts or ring you up depending on your pharmacy. This is rather straight forward, and gives a perspective that never occurre
Cpt. Stiffy And The Butt Pirates
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You are not Wasting tears It is ok To cry When someone Leaves this Earth And even God Asks why Seeing others Daily Who clearly Should have Gone first Does not help Your anger Nor could It make this Worse Doing what I can To get a smile On my face All the time Realizing The world’s a Lesser place Now the Afterlife party Had better Make some space Dedicated to my late friend, Charlie Ratterman. Thanks for being you. Your wife loses a gem of a man, and the rest of us are left without a rare shining light. You will be truly missed.
Nobody can mess up my life but me Nobody can show me the way to see Nobody is there Nobody seems to care Once it's over and I am gone Who will really cry? Nobody will show Nobody will care Nobody knows the pain Nobody knows the fear Nobody know how much I love you dear Nobody here to help me cry Nobody here to watch my heart die Nobody can save me from what I might do Nobody but you 1. I hate the way you make me smile 2. I hate looking at the phone and not knowing the number to dial. 3. I hate knowing the smell of your hair 4. I hate knowing that you care. 5. I hate the way you talk to me 6. I hate the way you let me be. 7. I hate the way this all rhymes 8. I hate that I feel like I am wasting your time 9. I hate the way I love you so 10. I hate not knowing if our love will grow But most of all I hate me. For not being all the man I should be. I hate that I feel so much for you and wonder if you really feel it too. I hate that I care so much that I think of you
Crabby Old Man (great Poem)
Crabby Old Man When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a small hospital near Tampa, Florida, it was believed that he had nothing left of any value. Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, they found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital. One nurse took her copy to Missouri. The old man's sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas edition of the News Magazine of the St. Louis Association for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent, poem. And this little old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this "anonymous" poem winging across the Internet. Crabby Old Man What do you see nurses? ........What do you see? What are you thinking......when you're looking at me? A crabby old man, .....not very wise, Uncertain of habit ........with faraway eyes?
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Crabby Ole Man
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Crabby Old Man
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The tarpon is considered one of the great saltwater game fishes, not only because of the size it can reach and its accessible haunts, but because of its fighting spirit when hooked. Key West Tarpon Fishing
A water bearer in China had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which he carried across his neck. One of the pots had a crack in it, while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walk from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full. For a full two years this went on daily, with the bearer delivering only one and a half pots full of water to his house. Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments, perfect for which it was made. But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own inperfection, and miserable that it was able to accomplish only half of what it had been made to do. After 2 years of what it perceived to be a bitter failure, it spoke to the water bearer one day by the stream. "I am ashamed of myself, and because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house." The bearer said to the pot, "Did you notice that there were flowers only on yo
Cracker Black
I just wanna say I think the world is loosin it's mind as well as the people in it, including myself ofcourse. Our president sucks, I hate my job, I love the fact that I can own a firearm, but it's against the law to shoot the motherfucker unless you go through ten steps to finally load the gun and pull the trigger. I hate that air Jordans are so expensive but for a cracker like me I still can't fly or dunk a basketball for shit. Why is it a woman can love you so much one day, then hate you more than ever the next? Still tryin to figure that one out. I should become a cop so I can do whatever the fuck I want, drive fast, fuck with people, pull my gun out and say shut the fuck up, arrest people for drugs, then turn around and sell them. Why are there so many prescription drugs these days to sedate the whole country so that they won't ask questions and just be non-chalant about the problems of the world, fucks sake theres more side effects, that shit ain't helpin no one. If you aint gett
Cracker Jacks
CRACKER JACKS You say your cracker jacks Never held a prize at the bottom And when you wished upon a star The wish didn't get you that far But cracker jacks could never hold The prize you were looking for And the biggest star could never send The wish you really wanted then You must have been looking In the wrong place You must have been wishing But belief was what had been missing Now you have recieved you prize And been given your wish So your life and heart can mend Because it is different've got a friend. Dawna Marie Wright Copyright ©2006 Dawna Marie Wright --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Cracked And Lovin It
yeah thats rifght i broke up with elizabeth not much surprise there other then she now lives 40 miles from here and i dont have to hear her whining and bitching about things that have nothing to do with her any way life has no have gotten less stressful and i can focus on school when i can get there well its not like theres nothing to do it just seems that way i mean granted al i have to do is get off my ass and do something but other then that i think i will go and be bored elsewhere for the time bein goff to mill i go ne way off i go well after years of wondering around ailessly around the country ive finally got a stable place to live for the time being everything is going well ive got a job and all though its not an actual job its still work none the less my coffee house plans are under way ive got grant writers lawyers ppl whos specialty is making buisness plans realtors and anything else i need for the coffee house itll be open hopefully during the next winter and not only tha
The Crack Shack
Chinese wisdom An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck. One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walks from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full. For a full two years this went on dail y, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water. Of course , the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments. But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do. After two years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream. "I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house." The old woman smiled, "Did you notice that there
Cracked Not Broken.
I don't think you fully understand the ramblings of a man who... Pierces steel through flesh just to see the light shine through... And talks to God with no spiritual connections... But still blessed... By a burning abyss of words Just a bit on this side of too complex... So... Torch your "Holy" books... Let them disintigrate to ash... Because the peak of your religious beliefs has already passed... Fools... Screaming out that hatred based on interpretation... Of manuscripts written to try and reign in the nations... Suffocation... Immolation... False prophets lead to depredation... See... What we're facing now is the same situation... That turned Iraq and Iran into such atrocious places... The birthplace of the written word... The cradle of civilization... Turned to "Hell" when they turned to "God" for salvation... I can't recall the last time I was blessed with peaceful sleep... These vivid dreams and images forever seem to haunt me, see... My situation is unique
The Cracked Pot
An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck. One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walks from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full. For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water. Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments. B ut the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do. After two years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream. "I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house." The old woman smiled, "Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side?" "That's beca
The Crack Spider
Crackin' Up: The Celebrity Driving Test
Crack Is Whack!!! Pics of 2 homeless people strange. Check out 2 crackheads fucking while smoking crack in the middle or an alley during the day.
Crack Baby
Cracks Of Night
In deepest night we fall asleep, And dream away in midnight’s keep. With starry blankets wrapped up tight, Our peaceful slumber turns to flight. We glide above the moonlit ground, Without a single blink or sound. Our fabled flights move out and in, Between the scars in midnight’s skin. To these cracks of night, To these stars in sight, Our dreams are ever bound, With darkness so profound.
what the fuck is up with women who say that they would never do something like that .. and then do exactly that.   My fellow white people. Recently I had the unfortunate luck to be stuck in RHU (Hole) at the prison. Working in the hole over the years I have learned to ignore most of the bullshit that spews forth from the top notch of society's rejects, but today's conversation just got on my nerves. One particular inmate just kept screaming at the top of his lungs about all the "niggers" in this jail. I thought it was strange considering he is black. I asked him why he would call his Friends "niggers" He corrected me and said that he was referring to his "nigga's" not "niggers" "Nigga" apparently is a term of friendship unlike "nigger" well we all know what that implies. He gladly explained the difference to me and then told me to go fuck my white cracker ass. This conversation has stuck with me and I have realized that as white men we to have been improper
A Crack-up Of Monkey Business This is the contents I came to work with on 1 of my web page design course and thought it too funny while coding ==========> Markers and Monkeys Monkeys can try to hide is the sneakiest of the places. Be sure to keep monkeys away from markers. The smell and color attracts them to create endeavors. Postal Monkeys Monkeys cant work for the postal service. Do not let your monkey mail himself to Australia without proper postage. When talking to your monkey explain the need to use stamps. Electric Monkey Monkeys will try to convince you that they can fix the wiring of your house. Keep monkey away from phillips head screw drivers and other handy tools. Monkeys may try to touch you when fixing the wiring. Do not touch the monkey. Monkeys conduct electricity and can result in your death. Exercise your Monkey Monkeys need proper exercise and enjoy fun amusement rides. If you cannot afford a trip to Six Flags, look around the
Cracker Be Gone!
Crazycracker passed away early this morning, apparently dead of starvation. He was found under his desk at work with a peice of partially chewed pressboard in his mouth. He was 38 years old. Those who knew Crazycracker had probably been asked to bring him food. Sadly, many of these "friends" declined, because they lived too far away, or didn't have a GPS. He had asked not to be buried. In leiu of a burial, his last wishes were to be stuffed by a taxidermist and posited in such a way that fubar friends could pose with him for pictures. His untimely death of starvation surely comes as a surprise to many who would have expected him to die at the hands of a jealous husband.
Crackercowgirl's Blog
My son called me from school today, he was sick. The nurse told me he probably had the stomach flu that's been going around. I had a doctor's appointment that I just couldn't miss at 12:30. I call my husband at work, to ask him if he could come home and just sit with Matt while I was at my appointment. I was going to be gone like 2 hours at the most. He tells me, he won't come home, that work was too important. He also went on to say that if I had a JOB I would have gone and picked him up, taken him home and left him to go back to work. I was shocked and disgusted. I would never leave my child at home to vomit his guts up so I could get back to a damn job. So, after a few choice words I hung up the phone. What kind of man does this? Acts this way? Chooses his job over his kids? I really don't think a chinook would lose a valuable day with out him there for a whooping 2 hours. At this point Im now he worth this? When he got home tonight he wanted a hug, I wanted to pu
Cracktastic Ramblings
Sometimes, it's difficult being the "older student" at my University.  I look at my classmates who are ten or so years younger than me and I can't help but wonder how long it will be until their convictions about the world as they know it are shattered.  How long will it take for life to force them to reinvent their social ideals and concepts?  When will that "everything is new and shiny" brightness to their persona tarnish?   I've spent the last few months asking myself which social convictions are my own and which ones were drilled into my head by others.  One would think this wouldn't be such a difficult thing to process, but if you peel back more than just the superficial layers of your personality, you have to wonder how you came to be who you are.  What shaped you?  What molded you?  What changed you?    It's been said that no true original thought can exist within the human mind.  At some point, the idea has been pondered by another.  The thought has been formed in some othe
Crack Me Up
Cradle Of Filth
Death, spirit me away My anguished soul doth strain On taut and twisted reins Yet, insatiate I still remain Like a proud, unfalled star That dares thee from afar To calm my thund'rous heart Else, rend it's knots apart So I may never sing Of jewelled skies o'er my strings And love, a wanton thing Can plunge on burnt, black wings To hang amid the thorns In scarlet, like velvet worn About the clouded moon Who wanes in solitude.... I am alone Thirsting for the dark That lurks beneath marbled stone What black witchcraft Shalt prise thee from thy dreams And what perverse world-strategy Will wend it's way with thee from sleep? 'Rouse my disease And with cadent naked dance I shalt teach Thee wisdom of darkness From earth and red sea Lightbearing Samael Coalesce with me....' Twilight Through pagan city gates Bred shadows play like twining snake By candlelight Thanateros rites Death seduced and chaos wakes.... Obsession grips, blindragon fever In t
Cradle Of Filth
Temptation [Heaven 17 cover] I've never been closer I've tried to understand That certain feeling Carved by another's hand But it's too late to hesitate We can't keep on living like this Leave no track Don't look back All I desire Temptation Keep climbing higher and higher Temptation Adorable creatures Temptation With unacceptable features Temptation Trouble is coming Temptation It's just the high cost of loving Temptation You can take it or leave it Temptation But you'd better believe it You've got to make me an offer That cannot be ignored So let's head for home now Everything I have is yours Step by step and day by day Every second counts I can't break away Leave no trace Hide your face All I desire Temptation Keep climbing higher and higher Temptation You can take it or leave it Temptation But you'd better believe it Step by step Day by day Every second counts I can't break away Keep us from temptation [x3] Lead us not
Cradle Of Filth
Cradle Of Filth
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Craft Angels Blurbs & Vents
I've been trying to sale my crafts for years. I hardly get a sale at all. Twice now ive had people want my favorite craft item of all time. But nither of them ever actually sent me the money. Its starting to make me mad. So, now the first one to contact AND actually send me $10 for this item will get it. First come first serve. Im not holding this item for anyone anymore. The first person to say they want it and send me the money gets the item. One craft picture i have made has been getting rated a 10 alot in the past 24 hours. Now, mind you im not complaining one bit. But its the same item repeatedly and no ones buying it yet lol. Like I said I dont mind it doesnt bother me one bit. Im just wondering whats so special about that one item. Most people think this is the only profile I have. Actually no, this is only my personal profile. I have a business profile to help advertise for my business. The business profile is
I wanted to let those of you reading this that my first 7 music tracks were put in place for the troops that are now serving as well as those who have. I wanted to mix new with old. Freedom isn't Free and it is always needing to be defended. Take a moment a your BBQ to remember and Never Forget!!!!!!! BB Craftycrafts Just a quick note to say Thanks for the really Nice Welcome I got when I signed up for CT. I have made some new friends and found an old friend as well. I look forward to making plenty of friends and having a great experience here. Have a Great Day !!!!!!! AS many of you may be learning I'm not on that often and when I am it's not for very long. With raising a small child , running a home based business and trying to be there for my teen son I have my hands full and not much time for myself. I get lucky sometimes and they let me get on the puter for some fun but that doesn't happen to often. I wanted to pass on this info to my friends so they don't think I am rude or jus
For all those into crafting here is a site for u to check out: if anyone has friends or family in ohio that needs furniture repair have them contact and check out Check out I teach craft classes by email To have a class just e-mail: or and i will send you details. I teach childrens craft classes and adult craft classes.
Crafts Craft Supplies on a Budget When times get tough our hobbies are generally first to suffer the cutbacks. The list below has just a few ideas to help you save money on craft supplies and you may also find yourself a new creative burst by trying them. Crafts don’t always have to be so expensive and it is fun to improvise. Newspaper off cuts A great place to get plain paper particularly for kids crafts and drawing is a newspaper office. Our local newspaper has always had huge rolls of plain white paper available for around $10 - $15 that is a roll that is over a metre wide and 30cm in diameter. I believe it was over 100 metres of paper well my daughter has had the same roll for over 5 years. It isn’t great quality but it has tons of uses like as a drop sheet for other projects making patterns for sewing. Scrapbooking paper and card: If you are finding the scrapbook stores too expensive try looking in n
Crafts And Arts"..myle's Corner
wonderin why i am playing with fire? it is our tradition here to jump over the fire on the last tuesday of our year' we will be celebrating new year on thursday... hahaha, am not crazy yet'... tell u more about it later guys, see ya.. heading to play fire again, lol, am bit cooler now. wish me luck!
Craft Corner
  Now that my university is closed for winter holidays, I finally have more free time to do all the crafty things I’ve been wanting to. One of these is a lamp made from plastic cups I’ve seen at taf, the art foundation, in Athens. When I first saw it at taf, I was amazed; I looked closely and I couldn’t believe my eyes! The object itself is so peculiar, modern and alien-like it could be in any design exhibition. With my best friend’s birthday coming up, I decided to make it myself and give it to her as a gift. It turns out it was the easiest craft I’ve even done, the epitome of DIY objects!   I only needed a couple of things: 200-250 large plastic cups (recyclable, at least ) 600-700 staples a stapler a lamp socket, lamp cord and plug – mine came from a broken IKEA lamp! That’s all you will need.   Start stapling the cups together as shown.
Craig David
Craigstlist Ad
Out of boredom last night, I placed an ad on Here's the link: Anyway, I received an email from someone named Robert Donnelly telling me I really need to lose weight before a man will find me attractive. Here is my response to him: After that I got an email from someone named Rob. I have never laughed so hard in my entire life and just HAD to share our email exchange here: Rob: I agree, you need to lose some weight. Sure, you'll get guys telling you that you are beautiful. But they will be out the door the second they get off and no return phone calls. Good luck. Me: Yeah you're probably right. The relationship I was in for 9 years and the last one for 6 years were all hit it and quit it relationships. Thanks for that insight! When men like you can make your dicks bigger, perhaps then I'll lose some weight. Until t
Read this ad I found on Craigslists.. What am I doing wrong? Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy. I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think I'm overreaching at all. Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level? Here are my questions specifically: - Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me speci
Craig's Opinion
I'm just wondering about this rating photos. sorry I didn't mean to offend anyone but it is my opinion. At least I am giving my honest opinion not telling someone thier a 10 when they are a 5. I would like an honest opinion, not people rating me a 1 because I rated them a 3. come on people. why you going to block someone just because they told you the truth
Craigslist Posting Lol
Hello! I'm looking for an expensive loser!! Could this be you? I don't ask for much these days. At my age, the fish that used to be in the barrel are dwindling in number, so lets see if you stack up to my extremely high expectations: 1. Please do not have your own mode of transportation. I expect to pick you up and drive you everywhere, including dates that you can't afford to take me on, work, to see your kids and to deliver you to your drug dealer's at 3 in the morning. 2. Please have at least three addictions! I prefer alcohol, pot and cigarettes. Cocaine habit a plus! Please do not share your substances with me as I prefer to buy my own. In fact, please borrow my money to purchase yours! 3. Please live with your mother. If this is not possible becasue you don't know who she is, then please live in a big house with five other guys and a six foot graffix bong you call "chewbongka". Please have no furniture except a pool table and a kegerator. Your bed, if you have one, sh
Craiglist Vs. Ebay Greed
April 23, 2008 6:24 AM PDT Craigslist grouses about eBay lawsuit Posted by Dawn Kawamoto | Post a comment Craigslist has responded to a lawsuit filed by eBay, noting that it "came to us out of the blue," according to a posting on its craigslist blog Tuesday. The popular online classified-ad site issued its response after eBay on Tuesday filed a lawsuit, alleging that its 28.4 percent stake in Craigslist was diluted by more than 10 percent in January. eBay, which acquired its minority stake in 2004, submitted its lawsuit under seal and, as a result, few details are readily available. Craigslist said it was surprised by the action, stating that eBay had not attempted to discuss the matter with the company prior to filing its complaint. "Coming from a shareholder that views craigslist as a prime competitor, filing suit without so much as mentioning these assertions beforehand seems unethical, and hints at ulterior motives," Craigslist notes in its blog. And what ulterior
Craigslist Beware
A job advertisement on Craigslist, offering $28.50 an hour to anyone who wore a blue, long-sleeved shirt, yellow safety vest, eye protection and ventilator mask and waited near a bank, seemed at first glance like a nice earner. It turned out it was actually an elaborate ruse to position decoys for a bank robbery. Police said a number of people wearing the specified outfit were waiting near a Bank of America branch Tuesday when a similarly dressed man accosted a Brinks armored truck guard with pepper spray during a cash delivery in Monroe, a town about 25 miles (40 kilometers) northeast of Seattle. Police said the man grabbed a bag of money and eluded pursuers after entering a nearby creek. FBI agents were trying to determine the source of the ad posted on, which ostensibly was seeking landscaping help on a city project, Monroe police spokeswoman Debbie Willis said. 'We believe the ad was not a credible ad and that it may have been an attempt to get people d
Craigslist Ad
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Craig Johnson
Dating Services Hispanic Dating Services Interracial Dating Services
Craigslist Prostitues?!?
They do exist! lol
Craigslist Ads
Saw you at the flea market Sunday afternoon. It was in the second bldg front restroom. There is not a seperator between urinals. You were very hot !!! Tell me something so I know it's you We did chat a little. Thanks   How much conversation is going on at the urinal?? What do you talk about? Men: have you ever 'peeked' at the guy next to you? P.S. I copied and pasted the title as it is on craigslist. :) I think he meant 'Sunday' though ;).       I'm looking for your sincere advise. A year ago I met here in CL a beautiful and sensitive black woman from your area. What started as an inocous beginning of friendship and continued as a very hot and passionate love. We spoke on the phone for hours. We made love on the phone. We faught both with text messages and talking on the phone. We declared our deepest and sincerest love on the phone and e_mails... All this for one year. After a while since the beginning, she told me she had met a guy who was after her. And who was pamper
Craig, Saxon Of Mercia
sweet jesus !!! i have no idea what the hell your supposed to do on this site. i was just looking for cam sex and got this the hell am i supposed to get horney when no fit women want to send me there dirtest desires. this saxon warrior needs so needs forfilled. so dont waste my time, get your pictures sent to me now !!!! then watch you dont get hurt by my steel as i use you for my pleasure. and dont waste my time with pretty pictures, i want proper ones. if your good i will allow you to become one of my whores, and you will get to know me over time.
Craigslist + Prostitution
Something to think about   Craigslist, prostitution, and child trafficking By Mrmugshot September 10, 2010           Recently there has been a lot of focus on Craigslist and their handling of certain sections on their mostly free advertising site.  Namely the "Adult" or "Erotic" listings.  What I am going to talk about isn't the rights of Craigslist, or any other sites, to post or not post, or the in depth legalities, or whether they do/don't have protection under the  First Amendment or freedom-of-information laws.  The Craigslist issue started me thinking about a few things, like the general idea of prostitution.  And how a tiny fraction of undeniably unfortunate incidents are being magnified to manipulate the court of public opinion.  Also the dangers a prostitute could be subject to in the different manors they use to market themselves.   The following are just my views, opinions, or thoughts on these issues, being shared with anyone wishing to read them.  I think it will make
If you were away from your loved ones (like say a girl friend / boy friend, husband / wife )... Would you get on craigslist and look for a one night stand or more? After being away for say 5 days... If you have one do this to you - how would you feel?
Craig - Call India
Craigs List Ad (funny)
AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2010-09-27, 1:43 a.m. E.S.T. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message. First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. my girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd tour as a Combat Marine in Afghanistan .. She had just bought me that Kimber Custom Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when poin
The Cranberries
(1)Dreams(2)Zombie(3)Empty(4)When Your Gone(5)Linger
The Cranberrys
well here goes nothing i realy like fubar but sometimes things just get carried away i have realy met a lot of great people on here and have made a lot of great friends but sometimes things just get carried away like its real life but it is not real life in a way i mean with fu marrages and all come on people some people on here are married in real life and fu marry some 1 different from on here then every thing just blows up and you loose what can be some good friends i am lost not sure if any of this is making any since to any 1 i sometimes think we all need to step back and look at our selves before we go we go further with anything i know i do lol sometimes not realy wt hell im doing any more i just hope this makes a little since i know i have made some great friends and sadly lost some to i just hope i can learm and grow from things thats happened here on fu and tuly hope i can keep my friends
Crank Meds
Why is it that these various E.D. medications say that you should see a doctor if your junk stays up longer than 4 hours? What was the criteria? So, a 3 hour 59 min stiffy is fine but 4 hour 5 minutes means that a doc has to get involved again? I'm sure some guys (and probably some girls) would see it as an opportunity.
I am pregnant and hormonal and cranky....   MEN DID THIS TO ME!!! IM CRANKY YOU BASTARDS!   Wicked and her non fun attached FETUS!    
C51 Rants Of Life
Ok so many of these questions has popped up and not that anyone really reads my blogs... but at least I have a place to send them when they ask stupid questions. Anyways... yes I believe in God... No that does not mean I judge you no that does not mean Imma preach to you... I just simply believe in God aka a higher power... I was raised Christian... but guess what so were my sisters and they both believe in other things. So who cares? Honestly... I find more and more that the people that do judge are usually ppl with nothing to believe in which to me is like not living. Even if you believe that mash potatoes got here by potatoes having wings and smacking into a random skillet then by all means believe it I'm down... and please tell me more!   Also... so what I'm mean in my songs... I do diss video's on other people but my gosh... I do my fucking research people... like for instance LLCQ I told you all in my song that her bf was in prison... this is something I heard f
Crap . . .
all have i have to say is.... GO MOTHER FUCKING DEVILS!!!!!!!!!! i guess i've finally either added someone, or associated myself with someone Fat Sonny and DevilGirl must not like since I am not blocked from both of them. -shrugs- so sad. so 2 of my pics were flagged NSFW... yet my boobs were covered then i see all this females where their boobs hangin out all over lostcherry, cherrytap, fubar... whatever the hell the name of this site is anymore even the today's cherry spotlight girl has her boobs hangin out in a bra yet theirs don't get flagged?!?!?! can someone please explain to me why?????????
so like this one time and band camp annoy me so bad that my balls itch and burn really bad lmao whiners and shit they are great they make me go pee pee lmaooooooooooo
Crap And Stuff!!!
I Made This For Someone Really REALLY Close To Me (My Nephew) Who Had Past Away :(...So I Hope You Like The Poem I Wrote For Him... :) Kevin's His Name My heart is breaking, it aches, it's starting to hurt. I'm drowning with no one, my lungs are to burst. He's the joy of my life but only a baby. I hope to see him again but with no hopes not even a maybe. He's lost forever in his dreams. Only to hear his last dying breaths in a scream. I wish I was there to save him that day. But they said it was no use cause he's down to lay. I wish I would have paid more attention to him. But I was to stupid to see, I was paralyzed with no limbs. He was learning so much, he learned how to walk. In that one day he learned how to talk. He was a smart baby only one years old. But there were no plans for him, his soul was sold. He died from SIDs in his sleep. They were trying to blame his parents, how pathetic, how cheap. I visit him often and cry when he's not present. My hear
Crapfully Crappy Crap
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell! Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level | Score Purgatory | Very Low Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low Level 2 | Very High Level 3 | High Level 4 | High Level 5 | Very High Level 6 - The City of Dis | Moderate Level 7 | Very High Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High Level 9 - Cocytus | High Level descriptions: Take the test: Seventh Level of Hell -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench
Crappy Stuff (no One Reads Em Anyway)
I totally forgot, I am in a contest for sharpest dressed and haven't done any PR/pimping/self promotion etc. I am so far 1436 votes behind the leader and your nobby needs you! Drastically. And apparently according to the landlady I am the most handsome bloke in the damn contest, so should win! Don't step on the Ducks !! Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!" The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and alon
Crap I Write
Crap Ive Come Up With
Heres one for yea, how many people put there phone numbers on here? If you want mine let me know ill send it to yea. This is to see if anyone actually reads these. Love to all who do. Freddy Ok i know in real life there are haters, call them what you will but there are people out there that just dont like you. But sence ive been here at Cherry Tap i have yet to really come across one. There was one incident a while ago but it was a freak stalker than a hater. It seems to me that there are alot of people pissed off at haters, yet i have yet to incounter one. Now maybe im not popular enough to have that, i dunno, but do others really have that big an issue with them here? I can see women gettin tired of guys wantin things from them, but hatting on them? Hey if you actually read this, which most people wount, but if you do and have an oppinion please share it. Thanks Freddy there are a lot of people out here that actually care and will talk to you. I've met some great peo
Well I have had a busy week and it seems that it will stay busy for a while. Sorry to everyone that has missed me..(I know it wasn't alot of people) My husbands grandpa died and we had the funeral and all the morning with in 3 days so it was crazy. I am still trying to console him and his mom, nevermind myself. I think my 5 year old took it hard to because she has been sleeping alot this week and I am trying to get her to open up a bit about it and really try to get what she is feeling so I can help her. Kids are tough to figure out at times. Thanks for the comments on my other blog they made me smile :) Music Codes - MySpace Layouts So I have not been on in a while and I want to appologize to my friends. My husbands Grandfather passed away so i have been spending alot of time with family but as soon as I get everything back in order I will be back...:) So I have been on this site now for a couple of months and I still don't really know what to make of it. I guess it is real
MADEA'S 10 RULES FOR THE BUFFET LINE AT CHRISTMAS DINNER 1. If you are allergic to anything, get the ingredients before the buffet table is set. Don't wait until you are in line and ask what everything is on the damn table! You will get punched in the head for that! 2. If you can't walk or are missing any limbs, sit your ass down until someone makes your plate for you. Dinner time is not the time for you to be independent. Nibble on them damn pecans and walnuts to hold you over. 3. If you have kids under the age of twelve, keep them in the basement and bring their food down there. Tell them that they are not allowed upstairs until it's time for Uncle Butchie to start telling family stories about their mommas and papas. If they bring their ass upstairs for any reason except for that they are bleeding to death, I will break a foot off in their ass! 4. There is going to be one prayer for Christmas dinner! JUST ONE! We do not care what you are thankful for at the bu
The Crap English Cricket Team
all i can say is you need a change at the top. Surrendering the Ashes to the aussies who lets face it are nowt but criminals (lol its a joke). It will be another 20 years before we win them back crapity crapness
I have no desire to keep this page. please view my myspace if you would like to see more. Hello all, For the next 15 weeks I'll be at basic training down in Georgia. My Gf, Angelsreprieve, will be checking in occasionally. If you want to leave some encouragement, she'll pass it along to me. See ya in a while. So I have been on cherry tap for a week or so now. I still have problems adjusting to the double standards (womenizing) that seems so prevelant. It seems that women are happy when they recieve comments that they would be "fucked" all night. I have a problem with this. Because In the next sentence Men are "male shovenist Pigs". So please bear with me; I would like to spend some more time in here. I am still getting used to the cherry tap profile
Crap About Crap...
It's terrible what happened at V-Tech. The families lost their kids, and the shooter's parents lost their kid. The shooter's parents will be ostricized by other families, whispered about that they raised a killer. Bomb threats keep happening at my school. Three times this week. Three days in a row. I don't understand who would want to do such a thing. A part of me wonders if it's some sorry bastard who just doesn't want to take finals. Another part wonders if there is some sick and twisted fucker out there harassing the school population. Three days, three "non specific" bomb threats. Jeezum. I need a cigarette. Went and saw Pan's Labyrinth with Brandon last week and it was amazing. I couldn't believe the way the fairy tale and the reality mixed in with a little bit of gothic side grotesque. It was absolutely beautiful. Plus, a guy got shot in the face, which made me laugh, but no one else... ah, such is my sense of humor. I still haven't packed much and I mov
Crapped Myself
i just watched saw 3 and it left me disturbed
hi everyone plz no one worry last night i went to the hospital... and the doctors told me my kidneys are failing... now i might have surgery next week... so i ask each and every person i know here plz pray for me but if i do go away i want you guys to know that i would be leaving happy that i met all you guys hope everything goes great in life for all you thank you for everyone who is prayin for me i hate love guys think they can just get you hope up then tell you that they are confused and neve meant to hurt you that is total bullshit... i guess love isn't for everyone
I still have a hard time understanding people who say that questioning the war in Iraq is disrespectful for shows a lack of support for our soldiers. How does my disagreement with the war in Iraq show a lack of support for troops fighting there. I want them back here! I want them out of harm's way! I don't want to hear any more stories about soldier dying. When the U.S. was attacked in 9/11, I said to my friends that I supported going into Afghanistan, removing the Taliban, and getting Bin Laden. I also said that my biggest fear is Bush will use the Afghanistan is a launching point for an all out attack on the middle east. Guess what? My fear came true. The stupid shit went into Iraq thinking we'd be welcomed like the French and Dutch welcomed us in Europe during WWII. Forget the fact that Iraqis have no idea what Democracy is, let alone know how to live under it. Now things are heating up with Iran. This is a never ending downward spiral. Our soldiers ard dying, civil
alot of sites like this allow you to upload "Salute" pictures of yourself holding a sign with your screen name to prove that you're real...but it's really easy to make a fake sign picture that could pass of as real...all you need is basic photoshop skills and a little time... before: and after: or you can do it with a picture that doesn't even have a sign in it... before: and after: as you can see, it's pretty basic shit, so even though someone has a sign with their name on it or whatever, that doesn't mean that they aren't fake...
Virgo You are shy at first, and because of that, it is hard for you to find lots of random sex partners. You are very intelligent and very into sex. You will only have sex with clean people, because you are afraid of getting an STD. You are also very kinky and imaginative in the sack. Your partners always have a hard time keeping up with you. Sex matches: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio Take this quiz at You have a sexual IQ of 131 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time. Take this quiz at QuizUn
My computer puked, had to do a system restore therefore deleting all my saved passwords and I couldn't remember my password or screen name to log in with so I haven't been on and that's why, it's been a long month! For some reason I just kept guessing and remembered so I'm baaaaack :)
Crap N Stuff
1. How old will you be in 12 months? 32 2, Do you think you'll be married by then? uhm iunno? 3.Where did number 3 go? i ate it 4. Who was the last person you called? Moms 5. Who was the last person to call you? Joe 6. Do you prefer to call or text? text, but it gets expensive 7. Do you have any pets? i have children 8. What were you doing at 12am last night? texting 9. parents separated/divorced/married? separated 10. When is the last time you saw your mom? ysterday 11. What happened at 11:00a.m.? i'm not there yet... 12. How many states have you lived in? 4 13. How many cities/towns have you lived in? 14 14. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet? bare feet 15. Are you a social person? ehh no 16. What was the last thing you ate? cheerios 17.favorite ice cream. rockt road 18. What is your favorite dessert? twinkies 19. What is your favorite TV show? House, Lost, Grey's Anatomy 20. What kind of jelly do
There are times that I wish I could be one of those cruel, heartless people that just doesn't care about others and their feelings. Why do I have to have such a strong conscience and why in the hell do I always have to listen to it? LOL I know it's because it's the right thing to do, etc but sometimes, I don't want to do the right thing. I finally reconnected with someone from my past who I have never stopped loving and never stopped caring for and about. Life took us down our different paths, so we lost contact until recently. I'll be damned if the first time we saw each other it wasn't like a day had passed. All those original feelings came flooding back and I wanted nothing more than to pick up where we left off. Unfortunatley, or fortuantely, I don't know which yet LOL, my conscience kicked in and I just couldn't do it. I can't just act like the last 2 years of my life have meant nothing. Luckily he agreed. :) This is why I still love him. I still don't remember what went wr
Now Hear This, Putting limits on pic rating is fucking annoying. I should be able to rate anyone I want whenever I want, for the simple pleasure of being able to let someone know "hey, I was here, and thought you were cool." If it's a points thing, then, well, STOP dolling out points with the ratings! Or limit the frigging points, hell I don't care... That is all. The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: a mix of bothDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: oppositeHow often do you like to have sex?: several times a weekIs sex a top priority for you?: oh hell yeahDo you have sex face to face with your partner?: most of the timeHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: only a few times in my lifeHow do you feel about one night stands?: Fun, forgettable...How many one night stands have you had?: b4 I got married, too manyWhat's your favorite position?: Flying VWhere's your fa
Crappy Poetry
I watch grey clouds Against a greyer sky As I travel in my metal coffin To places I’ve been before Dreaming of what I wish for Freedom, A woman’s touch, A chance to make a difference, In someone’s life Or Just an End to all this
Crap About My!
My step dad, passed away on Monday. I will be going home to Ohio for a lil while. He passed away from a grandmaw [sp] seizure face down in his sleep. It's been rough for me the last few days. I will not be logging one while I am home. I will be locking all my folders here in a few. They wont be staying open while I am gone. Dont need people looking at me while I am grieving! Peace Poke Now I need a Snoke! Well, all me and the hubbie been doing is playing Castlevania Lament Of Innocence. I am fixing up some lunch and then going back to playing and helping him out. I got the whole half ass guide of the net last nite. So that makes a big difference. Missing my baby girl right now, she is in Ohio for the summer with her Ma & Pa. So anyways you guys have a good day! Remember our Fallin Soldiers, and Those who are fighting for us right now. I am blessed with my husband not being over there! I pray and hope that faith and guideness lead them through a victory today and no one fa
OK... So I went on vacation - Camping with the kids and my guy. This is how things went without my computer & CT for SEVEN days! Day one: This place is beautiful! I can't believe how dark it gets at night and how bright the stars are. Oh, I wonder if anyone's sent me any cherry mail, email, shouts....sigh. Day two: Still marveling at how peaceful it is out here in the woods. Hey, is that an electrical outlet?? I coulda brought my computer... Day three: F-ing tired of trecking a half a mile just to take a piss. Where's my f-ing computer?? I wanna rate some pics.. Day four: Sitting here watching the sun move across the sky - only 3 more days to go. I know i saw computers in the Camp office - maybe if I sneak in tonight... Day five: There's a lovely layer of dirt on EVERYTHING. I've played more card games than a Las Vegas craps dealer oh - and it rained into the tent. My cell phone has internet access....hmmmm wonder if it's worth a dollar a kilobyte.... Day six: I
check out this shit. the troops in iraq contacted starbucks telling them that they loved thier coffee and to see if there was anyway they coud get some drinks to them starbucks reply was "WE DON NOT SUPPORT THE WAR OR ANYONE IN IT SO YOU WILL GET NOTHING FROM US" ok even if people don't agree with the war or don't understand why we have men and women over fine but we should still support our troops so starbucks can kiss my ass and I WILL NEVER BUY COFFEE FROM THEM AGAIN. i hope do the same....
Crappy Internet
Crappy Poem
Here she is still an adolescent, with the desire to be content! The vicious pain she's been through, the daunting things she's some to view! Without consideration she defiles her skin, the vacant space within her still it wins! A girl whose been pummeled time and time again, to other's is genuine! An extraordinary girl yearning to be free, wondering how eccentric is she? Plaqued she speculates how she is worthless, eminent sensations of hoplessness! To surmount her anguish, her life she does not cherish! Loathing that here she must abide, she wants to go and hide!
Crappy Poem
Crappy Movies
I will be deleting this profile by tomorrow. I just wanted to give all you people who want to remain my friend, to add my other account and I will explain why I deleted this one. To those who don't want to be my friend, I understand and fuck off. To those who want to stick with me, the new one is... Don't be a stranger! - Manda I won't be here for a little while. I have some important shit I need to take care of. I just want to let my friends on here know that I will be back to cause more havok in mumms and chaos to the souls of other fu-idiots. Don't forget about me, fuckers! - Dragon Lady
Crappy B-day Due To Ex-wife
I got to have the kids spend the night with me last night and wake up to them singing happy b-day to me. That was totally awesome. After taking the girls to school, the EX called bitching about how I'm not a daddy to the girls. She kept threatening how she was going to do this and that, take me back to court and all of her other childish games. What it all boilded down to was that I had plans to go out for my b-day and wasn't going to keep the kids whenever it's convenient for her like she WANTS. That really got my blood pressure up so high that I was having a headache. I just had to get this off my chest. Maybe it will make me feel somewhat better.
so we were going to go out but i don't know what to go as.... either a gangsta or a hooker..only problem is i don't know what a ganggsta really wears, and i can't do my own make up or hair to be a i'm just gonne quit
Crappy Day
ever have them days where your out of state on vacation and you get a phone call saying your dog is at someone's house only to have another guy call you 30 minutes later saying your dog is in his front yard? well, thats how my morning started out. i had a friend watching my dogs while i was visiting family in illinois. so much fo that. 2 different guys called and said they had my black lab. okay, no big deal. only questions i have for my buddy is where the hell are my dogs. i just got a full grown adult male siberian husky 2 days ago and now i'm getting call about my lab. i haul ass home to find my lab in my fenced in yard and my husky gone. it was bad enough my truck broke down 3 times the night before. but it sucks that the husky is gone. and my 5 day vacation turned into 2 days of driving. did you know that the radar traps in illinois are off by at least 10 miles per hour? oh well i guess its not my problem. the nite turned out great taking my fiancee out for a romantic dinner and m
It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Amy 2. A four letter word: Anal 3. A boy's name: Andrew 4. A girl's name: Angel 5. An occupation: Anesthetist 6. A colour: Amber 7. Something you wear: Alligator shoes 8. A food: Angelfood cake 9. Something found in the bathroom: Ass 10. A place: Assateague sp? 11. A reason for being late: Annulment 12. Something you shout: Asshole 13. A movie title: A Walk to Remember 14. Something you drink: Apple juice (yuk) 15. A musical group: Aerosmith 16. An animal: anaconda 17. A street name: Ann 18. A type o
Crap I Wanna Bitch About.
Some people....... Current mood: disappointed I swear sometimes no matter how hard you try to be friends with someone, they turn around and act like you're just a big steaming pile of shit. Apparently to some people I'm Dr. Phill...ette...Cause I'm a girl. haha Anyway, I've had this one friend that constantly complains about his life and is NEVER happy. It's always because of the stupedist shit, too. I get it, they want attention. Well, in case they haven't noticed, I'm not miss fucking sunshine myself. I have my own shit to deal with and I'm tired of them dragging me down with them. Then all of a sudden they're best friends with someone else that's close to me and they act like that other person is their best friend in the world. I have always been nice to them and dealt with their sorrows the best I could and always had an encouraging word, but now it's like I'm not shit to them so they go and hang out with one of my other friends. WTF??? I'm hurt by that The other frie
Yes it's only January and I realize 99.9% of my Fubar friends might hate this type of music but I am already proclaiming Decrepit Birth's "Diminishing Between Worlds" as album of the year for 2008 :P Check it out if you dare... Well I had plans to FINALLY post pics after 6 MONTHS of not being able to, and YET AGAIN MY FUCKING PLANS GOT DERAILED. Fuck it, I'm through trying. I am beyond frustrated and ready to drop kick all this old shit I use. Old comp, old digital camera, old fucking everything. DAMN! I am seeing more and more mumms about eating pussy. Most are from men, wanting to know what technique is best and they seem clueless. Fucking guys need to learn how to properly eat pussy! It really isn't that difficult as long as you pay attention to detail. Learn the the pussy...EAT THE PUSSY! Got Me
YOUR IT TAG cuz Furby said Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Weird/Random Facts 1.- I was born naked 2.- I can make wookie noises 3.- I drink lots of soda 4.- I once fell off my roof 5.- I have never been on a cruise 6.- I have road rage 7.- Love to make people laugh 8.- I hate Iraq 9.- Dont care what people think of me 10.- I busted my front teeth out with a skateboard I will Tag People at a later Date
Crap Strikes Again
since the first one is always crappy that is the namme of it.i read alot of the things written on here and my heart and soul goes out to those that feel the same as i do i know its a black place and seems no return but it is somewhere we just have to hold together and be there and we will makeit through it.Then there are some that just want you to feel sorry for them or think they are something but they are the ones who are really in our shoes.
Crappy Weather
i am wondering if anyone else is getting tried of this crappy weather... the weather outside is really bad.. i cant wait until spring time gets here.. the warm weather and the flowers growing and the birds singing..
u can comment but all i need is a rate thank you help me in a contest if I entered one? please comment
This guy can't make up his mind. First he rated me as a 7 then came back a while later and changed it to an 8. biggred@ fubar She was caught cheating in the contest I am hosting. My rules clearly said no green accounts even before I started taking contestants. Link to the blog with the contest description and rules. It was last updated on April 9th when the last contestant entered. All that was altered on that day was to change the number of contestants to 9. She had one green account bombing her like crazy today. I caught them and when I went to visit the profile it was deleted. I have a screenshot that clearly shows her pic and a comment from the green account. I tried to warn her, but she had me blocked from sending shouts and private messages (or it was a glitch - either way I tried), so I first left the screen shot as a comment on her profile (which she deleted) so I then deleted the picture from the contest folder. I ha
Crap 4 Sale!
HEY! wanna buy a monkey? selling $5 monkeys!!! not sure if they bite... BUT! for $100(fu bux) you can purchase a $5 monkey! or multiple-monkeys! (TALK ABOUT INFLATION!) (be sure to let me know the NAME you've picked for your monkey, when u order ;) ------------------------------------------------ Chose from: PIRATE MONKEY! BIRTHDAY MONKEY! HAPPY MONKEY! ROCKIN' MONKEY! SAMURAI MONKEY! GRAMMA MONKEY! STOOPID MONKEY! (Robot Chicken) EVIL MONKEY! (Family Guy) GRUMPY MONKEY! FLYING MONKEY! CHEEZ-E MONKEY! MONKEY BONES!
Crap Day
Yes, yes, so it's Mothers Day and I am sitting here all alone, pouting cause I don't have a mother anymore, ok yes I am feeling sorry for myself that I didn't appreciate the time when I had her. So I guess, I am just going to stay in my Pjs, binge out and keep my house dark all day... UGH this is so not me..... Have a great day
Crap Writings
Crappy Poetry!
VII playfully lost on distant shores no fee no cost no worrying for whats in store no woeful loss or stories of a damaged core damaging all with it exhaust no matter the color whatever the fee damages of valor change of faithful symmetry VIII hallows eve again ventures none seeking cleansed feelings and beings never and nothing come surface, revealing seeming ideas might, some careen into things unseen, unsung IX not really sure seems just a haze lost in distances cure not just a faze(, if not it crazed) activity or trade more travesty in stead. I Mans disgust full of self hatred is no more then a lack of trust for the world we now tread II teetering on the precipice's edge dare not move lest gravity's dredge grows to soothe III time's pause never seems enough then, through gently cause always calms the rough IV For constant merriment's charms doth gently chide thee but in dark nights such charms descend quiet hours (dis
Crappy Christmas
You Are a Christmas Sweater! Over the top, colorful, and totally flashy. You're not afraid to be a little tacky. What Crappy Christmas Gift Are You?
Crap But Makes Me Feel Better
here we go again you've come to stare in to theses eyes and i have found a place were i can hide. this life is broken the heart has not spoken for the day were i die was the day that i cried all the tears never ment anything any more all the promises that were once spoken have gone away to never be here again you took me for granted you took me to shame now i cant even believe in anything not even my name the time hard and life is mistaken but in my dream i fall and find that i was the one mistaken i let you in i let myself bleed i let everything happen with out even a thaught the dreams show me that all could have been fixed that all could have grow but then again i have been mistaken before and thaught my search was over now i say never more never more for hurting never more for crying never more for loving i await my last breathe but until that day there will for never more be another promise of always and forever unit my good bye you were in my heart even if i dont live there i wil
Crapy Family And Friends
i admit it....i'm guilty...i do not know how to drive in snow. we are not snow people...we are not a snow state...snow is a foreign substance to daughter is 3, this is the first time she has seen snow. my driveway is covered, my porches are iced over, the roads are ridiculous and well, this just sucks. i couldn't go more than 15-20 mph today so it took me a little over an hour to get to work. i left my house at 5:50 AM and arrived at 7:07. our forcast today calls for a mixture of sleet with freezing rain and snow. there's no school today, we dont have a way of clearing the roads here. u cant even see the lines on the road. that shit hurts if it hits u in the face... now coming home well...was just as a good driver but dammit i was nervous...i kept thinking...almost home, almost home...i was close to tears lol! tori tells me...i love it mommy! i love snow! well good for you! one more day...*cries*
Crap Chat!
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Crappy Memorials Day
Crap That Makes No Sense
heres a list of crap that makes no sense to me:   Soy Meat - If vegetarians want to eat meat, then just do IT ALREADY!!! Veganisim - If you think the raising of cattle for slaughter is bad for the environment, do your part, and EAT THE FRIGGIN LIVESTOCK!!! Grilled Chicken At KFC - Its called KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN FOR A REASON!!! Edible Underwear - I know what comes out of that hole, and i sure don't want it in MY mouth. Non Alcoholic Beer - Barley ferments, fermentation makes alcohol, so keep it natural LEAVE IT ALONE!!! Fish at Mc Donalds - YOUR FISH SUCKS!!! STICK TO CRAPPY BURGERS!!!! Triple shots of any liquor - At this point, just drink from the bottle, its easier.  Making a minivan into a truck - Just, WHY? The time and effort that goes into making it legal, just buy a junk truck. Its quicker and more efficient, and sell the friggin MINIVAN!!!!! Dual Exhausts on anything with less than 8 cylinders or more than 2 - YOURE A RETARD!!! YOUR CAR SOUNDS LIKE A PEICE OF GARBA
funniest caption for this picture gets 500k fubucks. I guess I need a lol. good luck.   And the winner is:   EmptyPiecesNow with: Witty I know you think this is sexy but I don't want to run to your bed this way anymore. Bounty Hunter, Babyfrog,and honey bare all tied for second. Thanks for playing everyone. "They call me the Flash in bed, too." Radiox i`m never showing you my old pics again - Seamus Watch out MOM here I come,,,,,weeeeeeeeeeeee -sweet contradictions By saying "Shazam", our hero is struck by lightning and granted the wisdom of Soloman, the courage of Achilles, and the ability to eat 50 chicken wings in 3 minutes. - Ketch22 Witty..I know you find this sexy but I don't want to run to your bed like this anymore..." - emptypiecesnow "join me tonight at 10PM EST for the RadioXShow"- Bounty hunter Best way to get a six-pack, workout? "No thanks, I'll just use a sharpie!" - here come trouble Benjamin Button Gone Terribly Wrong... jack daniels wendy "I wonder if
SO we're having a crashing party!!!! Get your asses in the CellBlock and help us CRASH THE SERVER! Listen to DJ Parole while it's up and running lol She's got some awesome fuckin tunes!!!
Crash Test Dummy
*crash Tha Club
Yo yo I'm the mothe fucka with the slick rick in my motha fucking grip an that grip i got is a nine miller meter going on the side of your god damn head , now what dude shut the fuck up and back your word up so all u motha fucker's that jumped me take my motha fucking advice your not going to live in one second cause me and my homies is going to put you guys out of your misery. Tommy don't think i for got about you GO LOSE SOME WEIGHT YOU FAT FUCK CALL 1-800-JENNY-CRIAG SO U CAN GET THAT SIX HUNDERD POUNDS OFF OF YOUR GROSE ASS FAT BODY INSTEAD OF EATING ALL THAT JUNK FOOD MOTHER FUCKER AND DON'T EVER DISS MY MOTHA FUCKING NATION AGAIN BITCH. We gonna crash tha club an throw so chair's We gonna crash tha club an throw some chair's We gonna crash tha club an throw some chair's We gonna crash tha club an throw some chair's We gonna crash tha club an throw some chair's We gonna crash tha club an throw some chair's I'm gonna crash the club throw some chair's and kicking motha
Crash N Burn
I've always thought that I am good looking, but recently I have realized that I am not the sought after hunk that I have thought myself to be. Age has caught up to me or something. I've been single for over 6 months now. Only having two dates in that time. Pathetic I know, but it's hard to find a good looking woman being ugly and fat. Yea I am feeling sorry for myself. Not like anyone is actually going to read this so it doesn't really matter what I put in this. I was once told that I am going to die lonely with only my dogs around. I am starting to believe that I actually might be alone forever. Reality sucks sometimes!!
Crash And Burn
2 months have passed and I already wrecked to bikes =( maybe I should stop riding them. fuck that!
Crash Of The Day
Crashing Around
I've got a dog's eye on this woman not breaking the stare - I'm a pig-headed bull in a china shop crashing around trying to outfox this fox - I can't pussyfoot. I am pertinacious persistent and probably ready to arise (verging on victory). I'm an animal for her, I sense her coming close and I can only wait to pounce and then the game will begin. © All rights reserved
Look at the pictures Look at the photo above and you can see where this guy broke through the guard rail (right side where the people are s tanding on the road). His truck left the road, traveling from right to left. He flipped end-over-end, across the culvert outlet and landed on the left side of it. Now look at the photo below IF YOU WEREN'T A BELIEVER IN GOD BEFORE, WOULD YOU BE AFTER THIS?
Crash Site
A police officer came upon a terrible car crash where two people had been killed. As he looked at the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said, "I wish you could talk." The monkey looked up at the officer and nodded his head. "You can understand what I'm saying?"asked the officer. Again, the monkey nodded. "Well, did you see what happened?" The monkey nodded. He pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up to his mouth. "They were drinking?" asked the officer. The monkey nodded. The monkey then pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth, sucking deeply. "They were smoking marijuana too?" asked the officer. The monkey nodded. He made a sexual sign with his fingers "So they were playing around as well!?" asked the astounded officer. Again, the monkey nodded. "Now wait, you're saying your owner
Crash Your Car? Blame The Stars....
Looks like I'm in the clear... A recent study suggests that you think twice before getting into a vehicle driven by an Aries. By Reuters Never mind how careful you are behind the wheel or how long you've been driving, the signs of the zodiac may be bigger factors behind your ability to avoid car crashes -- or why you have too many. According to a study by, a Web site that quotes drivers on insurance rates, astrological signs are a significant factor in predicting car accidents. The study, which looked at 100,000 North American drivers' records from the past six years, puts Libras (born between Sept. 23 and Oct. 22) followed by Aquarians (born between Jan. 20 and Feb. 18) as the worst offenders for tickets and accidents. Leos (July 23-Aug. 22) and then Geminis (May 21-June 20) were found to be the best overall. "I was absolutely shocked by the results," said Lee Romanov, president of Toronto-based Romanov also wrote the book
Crash Bandicoot Warped
I did! My husband was talking about putting stuff together at the store the other night. Another guy was back there and they decided he should help with assembling, especially since he liked putting things together. The tables had to have screws put into them but the holes had little plastic coverings to protect them during shipment. The coverings had to be removed before you put the screws in. The other guy didn’t remove the plastic before trying to insert the screw. As he told this story, the double entendres got deep. Or not deep, perhaps, since the other guy could not get the screw to go in. My son (16) was listening and he started laughing at some of it. Then hubby said, “He didn’t even look, just started screwing. He tried and tried and tried, but couldn’t get it in anyway at all.” I started laughing and said, “Sometimes it might work better that way for him.” Son said, “Mom, you aren’t supposed to be talking t
My Report on crash between Carlsbad and Hobbs on 12-27-07 5:30 PM I was on my way to work when i drove onto the scene of a very bad wreck, 2 semi trucks were involved a Swift truck heading toward Hobbs had been struck when a Water truck was turning into midway station, as i drove closer to the scene i could see people in the road running in diffrent directions and some people on the side of the road waving ther hands, checking my rear view mirror to see if i was clear to slow down i applied my brakes and pulled over, set my hazzard lights and called 911 i informed them that there had been a wreck at mile marker 62-65 and to send EMS, after i hung up, got my hazzard bag that i got when i started this job out of my truck and ran toward a group of bi-standers, the driver of the watter truck was on the ground with a head full of blood, all i could think about was the training video and CPR class, there was a lot of trafic on the road heading toward our direction very fast
Crash And Burn!
Yeah, so my friend Crystal calls me last night talkin' 'bout hey we got a little 4-wheeler right? I havn't seen this girl since I left for boot camp 6 months ago so what the hey right? I go out there, already buzzin' from the pool party earlier, drink some more (of course!) Anywho, Crystal takes me for a spin a couple times (no, not like that) I guess that last time around there was one too many shots in her system. She couldn't figure out what side of the barrel she wanted to go on. She turns at the last min. and we go over. tore up my right leg pretty good. Nothin' broken, but got some good scrapes. I've been limpin around all day. a bit painful. Poor Crystal though. she got a big bruis on her thigh. scared her more than anything, but she's ok... the bitch went to the fair today. that hooker!
I just had my laptop crash and I lost everything on it. I had probably over a 300 songs and many pics from the past few years. I know I should have backed them up but I didn't I'm such a dumbass about it. But this time I am going to go about it the right way...back things up..... Jakeb
Rainy day, sucky weather The commute is slower Roadways are wet One wrong move and it's... crash! It all happened so fast Next thing I know I am pulling over And exchanging information No one is hurt... good news Bad news... car damage Hand shakes while I copy Her information on my notepad So shook up, so scared Never wanting to drive again
Crashed Bike
On Saturday afternoon I was riding my Yamaha and the front wheel bearing went out. I chose to take the grass over the pavement because it was wobbling out of control. While trying to slow down in the grass the bike launched and started flipping. I wouldn't let go of it because I wanted to save it. It flipped several times, smashing my head between it and the ground. On the third flip it knocked me out. When we came to a stop the bike was on top of me and the exhaust was burning through my forearm. A friend that was riding with me had to pull it off of me. I was out for at least 4 minutes. When I woke, I jumped up, started asking questions,and then passed out again. I am bruised, cut up and my legs feel like rubber when I walk. I had on my helmet and it is NOT cracked, scratched or dented. I'm impressed with it. I will totally heal and be riding the Suzuki soon, while trying to rebuild the Yamaha again.
Crashed Puter
I just wanted to let everyone know, I am not ignoring you!!! My computer hard drive has recently crashed and until I get it re-configured I am basically computerless. I can see somethings on my phone...but not sorry!!!!! Take care.....Hope to talk to you soon!!!
Crash And Burn
i have terrible luck with men. i pick the wrong ones to go for. i think i'm out to sabbatage myself. i think i on purpose go for men who are not capable of telling the truth, who can't care about anything but themselves and getting laid, i go for people that i know have no intention of being in it for the duration. i think i do it because i'm scared to death of getting close to someone again...i was wicked hurt by the one man that i could honestly say i was in love with. every since then, i just don't trust anyone. i would like to. i would love for someone to prove me wrong, but, that's gonna be hard because i automatically assume that whatever poetry and prose comes out of a man's mouth is complete and utter bullshit. i met someone not too far back that i thought "wow. this person is entirely different than what i'm usually attracted  to. don't be an ass...give him a try." bad fucking idea. he's just like everyone else. talks a damn good game, but, it's words and that's all. it's anot

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