Fubar Blogs 2

Funny One Liners
100,000 sperm and you were the fastest? 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. A closed mouth gathers no foot. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. A day without sunshine is like, night. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. All generalizations are false, including this one. All men are idiots, and I married their King. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Always try to be modest and be proud of it! Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of. Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.Assassins do it from behind. Atheism is a non-prophet organ

Funny Shiit...lol
CHILI JUDGING CONTEST:>>A Texas Chili Contest>>If you can read this whole story without laughing then there's no hope for>you.>>>For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is.>They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes>around. It takes up a major portion of the parking lot at the city park.>The notes are from an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank,>who was visiting from Canada.>>Frank: "Recently, I was honoured to be selected as a judge at a>chilli cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last>moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table>asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came>in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the>chilli wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I>could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted".>>Here are the scorecards from the event:>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>Chili # 1 Mike's Maniac Mobster Monster C

Funny Shit
BREAKING NEWS. OAKLAND,CA-Raiders football practice was delayed nearly 2 hours after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach, Jackson, immediately suspended practice & called the police & federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season. This is why they want the Guns....The Coward Proven strategy is based on the teachings of Saul Alinsky a communist socialist died about 43 years ago, but his writings have influenced the politicians who control our nation today.Hillary Clinton did a college thesis on his writings and Barack Hussein Obama writes about him in his books.Died: June 12, 1972,

Funny Poetry
She whispered "will it hurt me?" "Of course not" answered he "It's a very simple process, You can rely on me." She said "I'm very frightened, I've not had this before. My friend has had it five times And said it can be sore." It was growing rather painful Tears formed in her eyes It was hurting quite a bit now It must have been a size. "Calm yourself" he whispered "His face filled with a grin "Try and open wider So I can get it in." "It's coming now" he whispered "I know" she cried in bliss Feeling it deep within her now She said "I am glad I'm having this." And with a final effort She gave a frightened shout He gripped it in anguish And quickly pulled it out. She lay back quite contended Sighed and gave a smile She said "I'm glad I came now You made it worth my while." Now if you read this carefully The dentist you will find Is not what you imagined It's just your dirty mind!

Funny Guy
My 15 year old son is cleaning off the top of my dresser in an attempt to kiss up to me so I will give him my Razor phone to use since his is messed up. He found some Campho-Phenique and yells "Hey mama, you still need this camp a hoe stuff?" He makes me laugh like no one else can

Funny Jokes
ONLY A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THIS: Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse- sized tazer. The effects of the tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety...WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOM

Funny Quizzes Nd Crap
1. Put Your MP3 Player on Shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. You must write down the name of the song no matter how silly it sounds! 4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name. 5. Tag at least 10 friends------------------------- What do your friends think of you? Superman Kryptonite - 3 Doors Down [LMFAO go figure] If someone says, "Is this okay?" Clothes Off - Gym Class Heroes [apparently it looks better on my floor? LMAO] How would you describe yourself? Hey Sexy Lady - Shaggy ft Sean Paul [oh yea that's clearly my words *smh*] What do you like in a guy/girl? Lips of an Angel - Hinder [awwwww] How do you feel today? Porno Star - Buckcherry [ROFL OMFG imma pornographic monster on the floor???] What is your life's purpose? (S)aint - Marilyn Manson [LMAO all I need is yoU] What is your motto? Crazy Bitch - Buckcherry [fitting...oh so fitting lmfao] What do you think about very often? Spit It Out - Slip Knot What do you think

Funny Things To Do When Drunk
I have compiled a list of funny things to do when drunk, these fun and silly things are all free things you can do any where when you are bored. I hearby dare you and in turn you have to dare your friends to do one thing off my list for one day. If you can take photo's and videos of your antics.

The Funny Stuff
More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s not only better, but also more directly involves me. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you’re going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you’re crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk. That’s enough, Nickelback. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger. Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the “people you m

Funny Stuff
Two hillbillies are having lunch when a woman seated nearby begins to choke. Hillbilly asks her,"kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. Hillbilly asks her "kin ya breathe?" Woman shakes her head no. Hillbilly walks over,lifts up her dress, yanks down britches and licks her butt cheek. The woman has a violent spasm and spits out food. The hillbillies' buddy says "ya know,I heerd of that there hind lick maneuver but I aint niver seed nobody do it".....re-post if ya laughed.

Funny Stuff
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperatelyneeded to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed mygas with the beat of the music.After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,and noticed that everybody was staring at me....Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

Funny One
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. ... The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar: a saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains, "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in you mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks this is OK. Finally, he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.... In one second the sharp lime taste hits..

Funny Story.....lol
So I was at WalMart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog , in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the

Funny Stuff To Read
Words Women Use Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments. Five Minutes This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the rubbish, so it's an even trade. Nothing This means "something", and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with 'Fine' Go Ahead At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. Go Ahead (With Raised Eyebrows) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine". Go Ahead (Neutral Expression) This means "I give up" or "do what you want because

Funny
you're one virgo and 1 mercury so, an analytical brainiac! :) hehe Planet: Position Aspects Total Rank Percent Sun: 42.5 ( 4) + 14.9 ( 6) = 57.4 ( 4) / 9.8% Moon: 60.0 ( 2) + 7.1 ( 9) = 67.1 ( 2) / 11.5% Mercury: 80.0 ( 1) + 31.5 ( 1) = 111.5 ( 1) / 19.0% Venus: 27.5 ( 9) + 17.8 ( 4) = 45.3 ( 7) / 7.7% Mars: 18.5 (11) + 19.3 ( 2) = 37.8 ( 9) / 6.5% Jupiter: 30.0 ( 8) + 17.6 ( 5) = 47.6 ( 6) / 8.1% Saturn: 33.5 ( 6) + 0.0 (10) = 33.5 (10) / 5.7% Uranus: 33.5 ( 7) + 18.5 ( 3) = 52.0 ( 5) / 8.9% Neptune: 48.5 ( 3) + 10.4 ( 7) = 58.9 ( 3) / 10.1% Pluto: 35.0 ( 5) + 10.2 ( 8) = 45.1 ( 8) / 7.7% Chiron: 7.0 (12) + 0.0 (11) = 7.0 (12) / 1.2% Node: 22.0 (10) + 0.0 (12) = 22.0 (11) / 3.8% Total: 438.0 + 147.4 = 585.4 / 100.0% Sign: Power Rank Percent - Element Power Percent Aries: 31.5 ( 8) / 5.4% - Fire: 89.0 / 15.2% Taurus: 22.8 (11) / 3.9% - Earth:

Funny Stuff
The missus bought a Paperback,down Shepton Mallet way,I had a look inside her bag;... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".Well I just left her to it,And at ten I went to bed.An hour later she appeared;The sight filled me with dread...In her left she held a rope;And in her right a whip!She threw them down upon the floor,And then began to strip.Well fifty years or so ago;I might have had a peek;But Mabel hasn't weathered well;She's eighty four next week!!Watching Mabel bump and grind;Could not have been much grimmer.And things then went from bad to worse;She toppled off her Zimmer!She struggled back upon her feet;A couple minutes later;She put her teeth back in and saidI am a dominater !!Now if you knew our Mabel,You'd see just why I spluttered,I'd spent two months in tractionFor the last complaint I'd uttered.She stood there nude and nakedBent forward just a bitI went to hold her, sensual likeand stood on her left tit!Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;My god what had I done!?She moaned and gr

Funny Time
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Funny Chit
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems OK, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seems OK, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning. Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask. "It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart."

Funnies
1. Ausfahrt isn't funny anymore, and roundabouts are second nature. 2. You no longer mind the person behind or next to you only giving you half an inch of space. 3. 2 hrs for dinner is "fast food". 4. You judge mustard by how well it opens your sinuses. 5. Jumping across the border to get away for the day is no big deal. 6. You reach for the J

Funny Painting
As a result of technology, don't need go to the store and locate your film developed. Than previously of storing photos in dusty photo albums or forgotten envelopes. We're able to snap pictures anytime, anyplace and share the theifs to our heart's content. We are able to post the crooks to websites and social websites sites, and store a large number of them on our computer drives. Beyond quality, the theme and content within the photo is also heavily weighed to take into account when giving photo gifts. You need to decide on a photo that captures an exclusive moment in time and reflects certain holiday or occasion. The following are ideas for selecting an excellent photo for any person in your own life: Birthdays: If people you realize is celebrating a birthday and you also would choose to supply them with an incredibly handmade gift, give them an image gift that reminds them of those that love them or simply a special soon enough their lives. You'll be able to hand them over a photo

Funny Stuff
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes" she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent

Funny Poems
Whose gift this is you cannot know. My heart is in your keeping though. You will not mind my writing here To tell you that I love you so. I know that you must think it queer For me to love and not come near But linger by some frozen lake This most romantic time of year. I sometimes give my head a shake And ask if there is some mistake. It's lonely out here 'mid the sweep Of bitter wind and icy flake. My love for you is dark and deep, But it's a promise I will keep As from afar I watch and weep, As from afar I watch and weep.

Fun On Fubar
ok so I have been so very busy lately! I moved into a great house with a Big E and nikki girl Been working And enjoying what I can of my summer But things are slowing down so I have more time to spend with my fu Friends and Family! MISSED YOU ALL SO MUCH please send me a shout or message on how your summer has been! MUCH love BLU! why is it so hard for some to relize this is a internet site lol I love this place it is a fun place to chat with alot of new and diffrent people.So why is it so hard for some of them to understand I dont take everything on here personal nor should they if dealing with me.You will know when you have crossed over into my real life.so for those having a hard time with it get over it!I have a life outside fubar.So if am not taking your fu marriage or flirting to heart it is nothing against you,there is no reason to hate on me lol ...Like I said you will know when you have crossed over and it means something to me.The number one reasons for

Fun Poem
Booty calls So you're in the mood to get some but you don't want to deal with all the games that go into it? Well, make your booty call follow this agreement and keep headaches at a minimum! The Pre-Booty Call Agreement This pre-booty call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is entered into on this ___day of ______________, 20 __, by ____________________, (hereinafter referred to as the "Participant") between ____________________, (hereinafter referred to as the "Holder of 'The Agreement'") and ____________________ (Participant). This Agreement shall cover the following rules and principles for the Participant: 1. No sleeping over!! Unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 pm. We don't have anything to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" stuff, only mind-blowing sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions!! i.e. whe

Fun @ Pinkies
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Fun Place To Hang Out Pollywogg
just wanted to tell my friends about a cool place to visit if your ever in western ny it called "pollywog holler " it a bed and breakfast and ecolodge there will be photos on my site soon there is a main lodge and an assortment of out buildings ranging from sauna to love shack with a pizza bar and a wine bar they have bands on sunday afternoons and open wen nites if you decide to visit i'll be at the gate to greet any one oh ya they have a site at pollywoggholler.com

Fun Quizs To Take
You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.Jigsaw70%Hannibal Lecter65%Pinhead65%Captain Spaulding60%Michael Myers60%Jason Voorhees50%Freddy Krueger45%Leatherface35%Candyman20%Buffalo Bill15%Whic

Fun Qiuzes
Your favorite thing to say in the bedroom is:We’re stuck again Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com You scored as Chains/Handcuffs. Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.Chains/Handcuffs100%Bondage83%Biting83%Whips58%Blood8%Blind Folds0%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com Your

Fun Quizs And Fun Stuff
What stereotype do you belong to? Your Result: No stereotype not preppy yet not a complete loser. has good friends and doesn't revolve life around their looks or social status. All around good person. usually liked by everyonePreppy geek/nerd Jock Gamer Punk Loner Emo

Fun Quiz
You are 5% Gold Digger You are not a gold digger. Love means a lot to you and you would never compromise your chance of true love by trying to seduce someone wealthy. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com OK SO THIS IS KINDA COMPLICATED AND TO GET REAL HONEST OPNIONS I WILL HAVE TO TELL THE WHOLE STORY..........LAST DECEMBER A FRIEND OF MINE CALLED ME FROM ANOTHER COUNRY ASKING ME TO HELP HER WITH SOME MONEY SO SHE COULD GET BACK HOME ....WELL SINCE I WAS IN MY OWN PREDICAMENT I DECIDED I COULDN'T HELP HER OUT IT WAS EITHER HER OR LOSE MY PROPERTY,WELL AS MOST OF YOU KNOW I HAVE 3 KIDS AND IAM NOT ABOUT TO DO THAT !!! WELL SHE GOT MAD AT ME AND STOPPED TALKING TO ME UNTIL LASTNIGHT HER BF CALLED TO SPEAK TO MY HUSBAND (SHE CALLED MY CELL PHONE)WELL I THOUGHT SHE WAS MAD AT US???? SHOULDN'T I HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE UPSET TOO,BECAUSE SHE WAS ASKING ME TO MAKE A DECISION BETWEEN HER AND MY FAMILY ?!!!! SHOULD I TALK TO HER AND SEE IF SHE'S WILLING TO APOLOGIZE FOR ACTING THE WA

A Fun Quiz
Donna's KIssing Booth Kissing is probably the most physically romantic two people can get. There really is no wrong way to kiss. The thing to remember is that everybody kisses differently and different people prefer different ways of kissing. Some people, believe it or not, are appalled at the idea of French Kissing or using your tongue while you kiss. While others can't imagine kissing without using your tongue. The thing is to try kissing that person a few times before deciding how you and your partner prefer kissing and to get used to the way that person kisses. A first kiss should always be done while the two of you are alone. This will help to avoid any unnecessary nervousness and embarrassing situations. The best type of kiss is one that uses different variations, such as starting with a small kiss, working into a French Kiss, maybe sucking on your partner's upper or lower lip, then trying the other two types. And don't just leave kisses to the lips. Kiss their cheeks, th

Fun Quizzes
Halloween Candy Quiz You are a Pumpkin Jelly Like the pumpkin jelly candy you are soft and gentle Find out which Halloween Candy you are at Quizopolis.com Which Deadly Sin Is Yours? Wrath Make war and not love is your motto. Better to rise up in anger and strike someone down than be pushed around. Find out your Deadly Sin at Quizopolis.com Are you in love? According to our experts, you are : Totally In Love You are totally, madly and deeply in love. You have found your life partner so hang on and never let go. Are you in love? Find out at Quizopolis.com

Fun Reading
Potentially vs. Realistically: A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that." So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great college!" The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?" The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with To

The Fun Stuff That You Can Steal
"Naughty Horoscopes...I'm an Aries and have 9 ferrets LMAO Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept. 22)-- This is the MOST confused sign on the planet. This sign is pretty realistic: No Frills. They love to fuck in showers not because it's kinky...but because of hygenic reasons...they are big into sanitary issues. Every Virgo I have ever met has issues...always going back to hygiene. They have to arrange time in their busy schedules to have sex...But when a reservation is made...You had better be there on time, if not a little early. With flowers. And Clean. Virgos want to make their partner happy. That's it. USUALLY. You will always get a freaky Virgo. Even so, they will TRY to get YOU to cum. And if they can't make you cum, they will buy someone or something that will. Yes you read that right. They LIVE to masturbate...whether its you rubbing them, them rubbing you...them rubbing against your fox fur coat...whatever! Some Virgos WANT to be punished. They will do naughty things to be caught so th

Fun Stuff W/ Jack Bauer
1 When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death. 2 The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives. 3 Only Jack Bauer can fly a plane from the luggage compartment. 4 Life doesn't give Jack Bauer lemons. Life asks him which fruit he wants. 5 The 2007 budget for the US Military covers Jack Bauer, two pistols and four billion rounds of ammunition. 6 Passed out, surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas, and handcuffed to a table leg, Jack Bauer laughed to himself and said, "I have them right where I want them." 7 Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was. 8 Jack Bauer can break anyone and anything, but he will always break the protoc

Fun Stuff
You Are Low Maintenance Otherwise known as "too good to be true" You're one laid back chica - and men love that! Just remember that no good guy likes a dormat. So if you find your self going along to get along... Stop yourself and put up a little bit of a fight. Are You High Maintenance? You Are Likely a First Born At your darkest moments, you feel guilty. At work and school, you do best when you're researching. When you love someone, you tend to agree with them often. In friendship, you are considerate and compromising. Your ideal careers are: business, research, counseling, promotion, and speaking. You will leave your mark on the world with discoveries, new information, and teaching people to dream. The Birth Order Predictor Funny....I was the first born....lmao Your Values Profile Loyalty: You value loyalty highly. You're completely devoted to your friends and family. Even if they totally screw up, you're still there for them. Just make sure they're equall

Fun Stuff
Hey is there anyone in my area going out tonight? I'm looking for a good time!!! You Are 20% Pure You've either done it, thought about it, or at least heard about it. Luckily, there's a few things left for you to try! How Pure Are You?

Fun Stuff
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... What's Wrong With You? MY RESULT:Too Friendly You’re very open with people, which is great, but sometimes those people are wearing brass knuckles, which is not great. You tend to think that people are generally good at heart, and because of that, you’re very trusting. People are drawn to your positive attitude and you tend to make friends easily. (You might also be a little vain, but hey, who could blame you? You’re a good-looking individual, and you have a right to be a little cocky about it.) So where could you go wrong? Well, if you’re too friendly, you might not be on alert for those folks you really shouldn’t trust. So try to use more caution when you meet new people. And quit trading gym socks with strangers. That’s just plain gross. Take This

Fun Stuff 2
You Are 88% Lady No doubt about it, you are a lady with impeccable etiquette You know how to put others at ease, even if their manners aren't the greatest. Are You A Lady? Crissy's synonym -- absurd (... as in cool!) 'What is your synonym?' at QuizGalaxy.com Crissy will go to jail for ... Using your dildo as a weapon of mass destruction 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com

Fun Stuff
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1. I am scared of dead fish 2. I can't go to sleep without the TV on 3. I'm fascinated/obsessed by serial killers 4. I put chips on my tuna sandwiches 5. I sleep under the covers year round 6. I can unhook the mileage on cars/vans ggizmo69 Jmarie sweetgirls tan hammer Cet ~Ancient1~ 1.How old will you be in five years? omg....49 :*((((((( 3. How tall are you? 5'5 4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks? Thanksgiving 5. What's the last movie you saw? hmm, Just Friends 9. Do you prefer to call or text? text 10. Do you have any pets? yes 11. What were you doing at 12am last night? watching TV

Fun Stuff
sorry about miss labeling this as fun stuff , it isnt, but i wanna give out a heart warming get well soon to a very close friend of mine...gemini twin, please send him some love ..please im beggin here.......... thx u all I was tagged by blackroses. heres the rules ,list six weird things or habits about yourself, list six friends you would like to play tag them and comment so they will check the blog for details. Here Goes: 1.Im stuck in the 80's! 2. i hate needles, but crave to get inked! 3. i run like a duck! 4. i shot my self in the ass with a 22. (dont ask) 5. i live to watch the TV show Cops! 6. to me there is no other team then the blackhawks, and the sox! so u guys know im gonna start cleaning my lists of friends etc.. on my pro... since friends etc.. have come and gone and left... time to clean house... so im giving 30-45 days for ppl to let me know if they wanna stay or not... let me know if not.. well bye...me

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This is just a quick thank you blog to all those who had came by and busted your asses to help me get closer to Godfather while I had my auto-11 on. I can't thank you enough for taking time out of your fu-roaming to rate the hell out of my pics. I know that I've got a whole lot of people to thank and I will send you a thank you to each one of you. I know who you are and be on the lookout from something from me soon. It sucks that I have to go to work soon or else I would give you all a proper thank you on this blog...but I just thought I'd let you know how much your time means to me when I can right now. Once again, thank you. And I will put up a proper blog of thanks soon. :) D.I.R.T.Y. wouldn't steer you wrong. Come check my friends' lounge out. Your Latenight Place to Party!!! Click the tag below and come check us out! The Hottest New Lounge on Tap! Come on yallll... Let's get a party started. Anyone is welcome.

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This is my good friend game over can you please come help him out in his contest My Girl ~JellyBean~ made this. Why do men feel that it's ok to call us lady's Attention Whore's ?? men are the biggest ATTENTION WHORE'S on the face of this earth. RUSH DID THIS ONE Dear Friend's.I just got on to say hello.And to see how everyone was doing. I have been real busy with work. so that is why i have not been on here.But i would like to also add that im friend's with 2 people that don't like one another right now. And i hope in do time this will pass.I had talk to her on yahoo and told her i was joined back up. She told me that her and a good friend of her's were no longer friend's.I had asked her what should i do. that it was all up to her since we have been talking for along time now she had told me that she was not going to make me pick between friend's and that was not right,I feel that take's a real big person to stand up and say that.Well my friend's i need to get g

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[font color="red" face="Comic Sans MS" size="2"] you got to change [] to < > for it to work thanks for the code lone wolf just blogging it cos i keep for getting it!!!! [font color="fc04a7" face="Comic Sans MS" size="3"]pink ok i got tagged by Art & Lucky!!!!!(and i'm still walking funny) Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. i'm good at listening to people 2. i will offer advice when i can and sometimes even if you don't want it 3. i love my kids 4. i have a fear of spiders (what do they need all them legs for) 5. i enjoy my work (even if i want to sell the kids every now and again) 6. if i drink i get depressed so gave that up

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You scored as Hot. You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.Hot88%Soft75%Sweet69%Exciting63%Shy56%Wet25%Violent6%Awkward0%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com Number One Idiot of 2006 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Jocelyn Wood-Rothanburg Location of Death: Chaska, MN Date of Death: 12/12/2030 1:04:42 PM Last Person Called: Randy Last Number Dialed: (952) 658-007* Autoposy Performed: Yes Date of Autoposy: 12/12/2030 1:04:42 PM Cause of Death: Carbon Minoxide Poisoning See your own death. Or Try this Awsome Game Your Driving Is is: 71% Male, 29% Female

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iSee what your stripper name will be We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Please don't be a prude and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you. Here is your dose of humor... A. Follow the instructions to find your new name. B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = Fantasia b = Chesty c = Starr d = Diamond e = Montana f = Angel g = Sugar h = Mimi i = Lola j =Kitty k = Roxie l = Dallas m = Princess n = Heidi o = Bambi p = Bunny q = Brandy r = Sugar s = Candy t = Raquelle u = Sapphire v = Cinnamon w = Blaze x = Trixie y = Isis z = Jade 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a =

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here is a super gay, annoying survey for your entertainment. answer it and repost it, bastards! see the link at the end... 1. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the Earth? 2. How do you flush the toilet in public? 3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car? 4. Do you have a crush on someone? Sure ;) 5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it? 6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble? 7. Do you crack your knuckles? 8. What song do you hate the most when it gets stuck in your head? 9. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head? 10. What are your super powers? 11. Peppermint or spearmint? Spearmint 12. Where are your car keys? 13. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear? 14. What's your most annoying habit? 15. Where did you last go on vacation? 16. If you could punch one person in the nose and ge

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It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?" DID YOU PASS THE TEST, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE A freshman at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to

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You have a sexual IQ of 153 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Elizabeth -- [adjective]:Fetish oriented 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

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You scored as Justice (Fairness). Your life is guided by the concept of Fair Justice: Everyone, yourself included, should be rewarded and punished according to the help or harm they cause. "He who does not punish evil commands it to be done." --Leonardo da Vinci “Though force can protect in emergency, only justice, fairness, consideration and cooperation can finally lead men to the dawn of eternal peace.” --Dwight D. Eisenhower More info at Arocoun's Wikipedia User Page...Justice (Fairness)90%Hedonism85%Existentialism80%Utilitarianism60%Kantianism55%Strong Egoism55%Divine Command40%Nihilism30%Apathy20%What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03)

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Attorneys Questions Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers Journal, the following are questions actually asked of witnesses by attorneys during trials and in certain cases, the responses given by insightful witnesses: "Now Doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?" ------------------------------- "The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?" ------------------------------- "Were you present when your picture was taken?" ------------------------------- "Were you alone or by yourself?" ------------------------------- "Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?" ------------------------------- "Did he kill you?" ------------------------------- "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?" ------------------------------- "You were there until the time you left, is that true?" -------------

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hey all my fubarian friends and such! I am gonna make a new album here on fubar entitled "My Fubarians". I would like to rip a photo from my nearest and dearest so that all can see who holds my heart here. If you are up for this idea, let me know which pic I can rip so I can place in my album and more so into my heart! lixx and such to yall running a contest of my own, person to show me the most luv in an unusual fashion by my b-day will get a nsfw pic folder. try: comments blasts links well, i never thought about it before but there is a comfort in the single life. I have one friend who could be more, but why push it? We are comfy doing things or just kickin back doing nothing. If I throw in a relationship, will that comfy old t-shirt feeling stay? i doubt it. Soo I say yea for the single life, easier to stay Sane this way! lixx and such

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The porno of Hailey's life will be called ... "Celebrity Strip Poker" 'What will the porno of your life be called?' at QuizUniverse.com Hailey will go to jail for ... Sunbathing naked without sunscreen 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com You have a sexual IQ of 134 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Hailey -- [adjective]:Insatiable to the point of crazy 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

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BOOTY CALL APPLICATION The Booty Call Agreement: This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to herein as the “Agreement”) is entered into as of the _________ day of __________, 20____. 1. No sleeping over. 2. No meeting in public. 3. No calls I will call you!! 4. None of that “love making” shit. 5. No emotional discussions… (Where are we heading with this? You know where we it is heading!! Straight to the bedroom or truck.) 6. No plans made in advance… that’s why you’re called the “backup”. 7. No non-sexual gifts. (Altoids and candles not included.) 8. No baby talk. (However, dirty talk is encouraged.) 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers (In fact, no conversations are a plus) 10. No kissing (too intimate) 11. No calling each other “friends with benefits” (We are not friends, and we never will be.) 12. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK. (Phrases such as, “honestly I was thinking about “Orlando B

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TRUTH OR DARE So here's the deal...You get to ask me *How Ever Many Questions You Want!**, no matter how crazy, inappropriate, or just random, and I promise to answer it 100% truthfully (thats the "truth" part) ....now I dare you to repost this and see what people ask you. _________________________________________________ Yes Im bored oh well thats what this is for have fun with it. ask your ?s lol Ill send anyone who ask a message with the answer or answers depending on the amout of ? s you all ask, keep in mind for those of you that do know much about me. Its a great way to get to know ;) take care all you lovly peope have a GREAT day! ~XOXOX~ Natalie

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It had been two weeks, so I was really excited to see him. I got in the car and just as I went to buckle my seat belt, I felt his hand resting on my thigh. With one hand on the wheel, his other hand fiddled with my skirt and slid over my soft, waxed cunt. For the rest of the ride back to his house he kept sliding his fingers back and forth along my pussy. We desperately needed to be alone, so after a few hellos we snuck downstairs. He kissed me sensually as he took off my skirt. His pants dropped to the floor as he pushed me forward, making me bend over the leather chair. He circled my nipples with his fingertips and then slowly pushed my legs apart. I felt his cock rubbing up against my ass. I looked over my shoulder and saw him stroking himself, inching towards me. I pushed away his hand when he started to press his finger in my ass hole. I didn't need any preparation. I wanted to feel his hard cock in me; I wanted him to use me. My hands and knees on t

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Being a masochist stinks, especially when it's happening over a situation you've encountered before. However, the stars say your luck is about to change if you're willing to own up to your part in what's happened. thought this was funny seemings how i'm supposed to go to church (HA!!!!!) and have marrital councelling with a man that won't let me have my divorce a man that is so delusional, he actually thinks he stands any hope of ever being aloud back into my life again. maybe he should have thought twice before becoming violent

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Waiting, wishing and hoping are all fun as hobbies, but they can get pretty frustrating if no action is taken. It's time to get grounded and figure out a game plan so you can get there instead of fantasizing about it. So, ok folks......if your in the Austin area and need extra help ie- housework or daycare.....or even know of an employer that would consider hiring me plz give me a buzz

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Me: Queen of the hop, belle of the ball, all the above or none at all. She'll fringe your leather, chap your hide. But make no mistake, the bitch can ride. Tequila's her poison, no salt, no lime, While others pass out, she's reachin' her prime. Her badge of honor, her source of pride, when brothers admit, the bitch can ride. She has her daddy's wanderin' way, has her momma's soul, But when she's backed against the wall, the girl can rock n roll. And if she takes you for your word, then finds out that you lied, Best you stay off of the road, you know the bitch can ride. Likes to wear her leather tight, as if it had been sprayed. Ain't no use in judging 'cause her dues have long been paid. Righteous is the lady, who will never be denied. Pound for pound, toe to toe, it's known the bitch can ride. Those who try to 'make a move' find themselves frustrated. She quickly makes it known to 'those,' I'm unaffiliated. Leaves 'em all with egos, that want to run and

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i answered the phone yesterday to who i thought was going to be my oldest daughter. i spent quite a while having a conversation with my 1 and 1/2 year old grandson. he was very excited about something. suddenly he just hung up. i waited a while and called back. my daughter answered and i told her i had had a very interesting call. she about died laughing when i told her he had called. my grandson loves to talk on the phone. he got the phone on another occassion and called the police. the only way they found out was because the police came to their house. it turns out he decided to talk to grandma because mom was busy with the laundry...lol. today is going to be pretty wasted. i have yet another appointment because of my health and i already know how the appointment is going to go. i think i'm just going to write out the entire situation so i can walk in, hand it to them and tell them i'm not interested in wasting my time so they can just read the short novel instead. i hope

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Okay so heres an update i havent been on here in a while, i had to make a new cherry tap profile cause i couldnt remeber the passowrd and shit to my old one. Anyways i finaly got a job, i work at pudgees its a bar and resturant as a waitress on the airforce base where i live, I love it so far the girls i work with are really nice i make decent money and decent tips too. I needed a job, and it feels so good to work again. Scott and i are doing absoulutly wounderful he and i went to pudgees tomeet up with a few friends, and he danced with me which he never does cause he hates dancing lol. I had so much fun tho dancing, like noone was watching and even if they were oh well i aint embarrased, i admit i CAN dance very well just ask "vickie" lol. My legs are killing me tho. hehehe. Ive met some awesome people in the past 3 months too, chad, leezy, lester, amber H, jen, they have been amazing friends and awesome drinking buddies. I have also gotten more self confidence and self esteem, too in

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What Do Boys Like About You? (real answers) Boys like that you're charming!You have that 'sexy' appeal about you that make boys crazy!You seem to connect w. everyone you meet.MEEEOOORRRWWWW!!! (=^.^=)Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code You Are 50% Redneck You're just about as welcome up in town as a hair in a biscuit. Ain't no hidin' your redneck roots! How Redneck Are You?

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Get Your Own! | More Flash Toys .)Q. Can you cook? 1.)A. Yes very well too 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.)A. to have lots of horses...i do too 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 3.)A.sing 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 4.)A. beer or sweet tea 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 5.)A.broccoli or corn 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 6.)A. dark horse 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 7.)A. Leo!!! 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 8.)A. ears ...no ink 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 9.)A. bein lazy 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 10.)A. dunno 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 11.)A. horse racing' 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? 12.)A. optimstic but sometimes not so much so 13.)Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? 13.)A. giggle 14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you? 14.)A. my horse I had for 23

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http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=165131&albumid=721539&i=1447304278 click on the link, i need help with comments in this contest...please come bomb...thanks 20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on, and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don t use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water with a serious face whenever you go out to eat. 11. Specify Tha

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The Right Brain vs Left Brain test ... do you see the dancer turning clockwise or counter-clockwise? If clockwise, then you use more of the right side of the brain and vice versa. Most of us would see the dancer turning counter-clockwise though you can try to focus and change the direction; see if you can do it. LEFT BRAIN FUNCTIONS........ RIGHT BRAIN FUNCTIONS uses logic........................... uses feeling detail oriented............."big picture" oriented facts rule.......................imagination rules words and language..............symbols and images present and past................present and future math and science.............philosophy & religion can comprehend......... can "get it" (i.e. meaning) knowing.................................. believes acknowledges...........................appreciates order/pattern perception........spatial perception knows object name............knows object function reality based........................fantasy based

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1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? Yes 2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? doesn't matter....when the mood strikes! 3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? in the middle mostly I think, but sometimes on the edge one side or the other 4. Pork, beef, or chicken? depends on the dish 5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? YES 6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? guess you could say that, if you wanted to get real technical about it 7. Shower or bath? Shower 8. Do you pee in the shower? I Have..NOT if someone else is in there with me..lmao 9. Mexican or Oriental girl? I'm not real sure what this means, so I won't answer this one! 10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? aggressive...but also slowly romantic..thats a hard question to answer.. 11. Do you love someone on your friends list? Yes 12. Do you know all the people on your friends li

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Entry for March 12, 2007 ok i wrote a short adult story awhile ago and figured i could post it here. it is all fiction from my demented mind! enjoy! You come in from a long day at work, and just want to relax. You take off your shoes and sit in your chair in front of your computer. You turn and log on and feel tense and tired, your eye lids are only half open. You feel hands gently start to rub your neck and shoulders, and they make you start to relax and your head rolls forward to give better access. The rubbing gets harder and deeper and then the hands move down over your chest. The rubbing continues to rub your tits thru your shirt, but then you feel a mouth kissing and licking the back of your neck. A moan of pleasure escaped your beautiful lips. The hands on your tits move towards the buttons on your silk blouse, and then they grab each side and rip the shirt wide open as the mouth on your neck bites down and starts to suck hard. The hands pull down the cups of your lacy

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It's harder than it looks! *Use the 1st letter of your LAST name to answer each of the following...(*They have to be real places, names, things...nothing made up!) Use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. (WHICH BY THE WAY IS HARD IF YOU ALREADY READ THEIR ANSWERS) You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl. 1. What is your last name?............... Wisnefske 2. 4 letter word.............................. Word! 3. Vehicle: ..................................Willys Custom 4. City / Neighborhood: ...............Waunakee, WI (only one of that city in america) 5. Boy Name: ...............................Wayne 6. Girl Name: ................................. Winona 7. Occupation: ............................Welcomer 8. Something you wear:..................Water Skis 9. Food: .....................................Wok Style Stir Fry 10. Found in a bathroom:...........Water... 11. Reason for Being Late...........Wasn't the

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What Natural DISASTER are you? Firestorms Report this image (frstrm)n. A fire of great size and intensity that generates and is fed by strong inrushing winds from all sides: the firestorm that leveled Hiroshima after the atomic blast. An intense or violent response: The discovery that your child has a learning disorder can set off a firestorm of emotions (Judith Harkness Richardson). You are friendly and fun but you also hold your ground. you're awesome and you would look good with blue hair. rock on Which Swear Word Are You? fuck Report this image you got fuck... fuck has always been a fun word. Lord's Heart You are 60% Independent, 40% Idealistic, 20% Intimate, and 50% Indulgent! The Lord's Heart Independent, Realistic, Passionate, Explicit You are the most proud of hearts, the Lord's Heart. You are down-to-earth and stand on your own two feet. You rule a relationship with an iron fist. You are passionate and know what you want and know what is importan

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1 ) Answer the questions below 2) Take each answer and type it into Photobucket 3) Take any picture from the first page of results and post. (click on the picture and copy the HTML code) 4) You can't copy the persons answers who posted this before you! 1. The age you will be on your next birthday? 2. Your favorite place? 3. A place you'd like to travel? 4. Your favorite object? 5. Your favorite food? 6. Your favorite animal? 7. Your favorite color? 8. The town in which you were born? 9. The town in which you live? 10. The name of your pet? 11. Favorite non-alcoholic drink? 12. Your nickname/screen name? 13. sports team? I don't follow sports. 14. Favorite pastime? 15. A bad habit of yours?

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Name: ___________________ Age: ____________________ Phone: ___________ Occupation: ____________________ Height______ Weight______ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)___ Other_________ Sexual Orientation: __________ How often do u wanna have sex?(check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible_ How long can u last? (check appropriate answer) 1min ___ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ all nite___ Do u like Giving oral sex? (Y/N)___ What could you do for me that no one else could?: Which do u prefer? (check appropriate box) One on one__ Doubles__ Group___ While having sex, what do u do? (place "X" in all appropriate boxes) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat___ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__ List three positions u like: 1. 2. 3. What is ur preferred pace? (place "X" in appropriate spaces) Slow__ Fast__ Very fast__ Rigorous___ Do you like rough sex? No__ Sometimes__ Always__ Do you like to talk dirty? No__ Sometimes__ Alwa

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Well I'm a little bored and I thought this might be fun and interesting. I want you to tell me something about you that I don't already know. Good or bad, stupid or silly. Anything you want. Here's mine: I have a half brother

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Black women beware of this guy: stretchnutz@ fubar apparently,he thinks "Black pussy taste like shit". His exact words.... just a heads up on this stupid fucktard!!! No one has diddled my midget yet???LMAO!!! Take a second to go rate this photo also if you would like to own me for a whole month you can bid right there in the commnets. Thank you ~KARMA~ XOXOXOXO

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hey don't know if anyone will read this... but I wanna know if I should do my hair? it's hella windy here. Like really bad. but I kinda wanna be girly. Should I curl it? I dunno.... I don't normally do my hair. Do you know what happened this week in California back in 1850?? 158 years ago California became a state. The State had no electricity. The State had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gunfights in the streets. So basically, it was just like it is today, except the women had real breasts and the men didn't hold hands. Woman’s Poem Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, one who's handsome, smart and strong, one who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks, one who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man

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Ready For A Pre-Valentines Day Auction? SixtyNineMunch Is Holding One! Auction Will Run From January 25th Until January 31st There Is No Entry Fee And All Bids Start At 100K You May Offer Anything You Like The Better The Offer The Better The Bid! You Will Be Owned For A Month Rules Of This Auction Are: 1.NO DRAMA! If You Start Any You Will Pulled ASAP 2.If Bidder Pulls Their Bid Or Doesn't Pay The Bidder With The Prior Bid Will Be Given The Offer 3.It Is Not My Responsibility To Get Your Bid For You, I Will Email The Winner One Time To Let Them Know Their Offer Was Accepted 4.You Must Send Me Your Pic and Offer In Private Message 5. I Will Promote The Auction But You Need To Promote Yourself For Better Bids 6. You May Accept Bid At Any Time 7. Have Fun SixtyNineMunch@ fubar (repost of original by 'SixtyNineMunch' on '2009-01-18 11:55:08') (repost of original by '

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ELMAZ ABINADER's ~ Profile of an Arab Daughter THE EVENTS OF SEPTEMBER 11, 2001, produced grief and fear in many people. And they raised questions about how one's country of origin can become important. In spare, imagistic prose, this piece gives us a snapshot of a dutiful and fearful Arab daughter after September 11. Elmaz Abinader (b. 1954) is a memoirist, poet, and performance artist. Her collection of poems, In the Country of My Dreams (1999), won the 2000 Oakland PEN Josephine Miles Award, and she has been awarded a Fulbright Senior Service Scholarship for study in Egypt. "Profile of an Arab Daughter" was first published in the Fall 2001 issue of Ai Jadid: A Review & Record of Arab Culture and Arts. Mother has fallen and fractured her pelvis. She was reaching for a jar in her kitchen and lost her balance. This is not her first fall. She has two artificial hips and was just recovering from the last time her foot gave way -- that time, her toe caught on the edge of the carpe

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THIS WAS LONG BUT FREAKING FUNNY...ONLY A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THISJust try reading this without laughing till you cry!!!Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased hislovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this:Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparkedmyinterest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for alittle something extra for my wife, Julie. What I came across was a100,000-volt, pocket/purse- sized tazer. The effects of the tazer weresupposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on yourassailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home.I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button.Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed thebutton and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get theblue arc of electricity darting back and forth between

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Fun times.. what does this mean, for you dirty minds out there, it means sex on the beach, and wild under the sheets. Others it means diner and a movie, or perhaps a game of pool... Then there is Wild times.. is it playing with a tiger or sex in the craziest positions.. what do you think??

Fun Things!!
plllease comment and rate me thank you! just click the picture! Link to my newest contest entry (the blue eyez starts tomorrow Ill post a link to that one as well!!!! thanks everyone So today 2/10/07 my mini pin Zeusy started his beginner doggy training classes....I'll keep everyone posted on how it goes along the way! I hope they do us some good with his socialization with people (men in general) and with his massive seperation anxiety issues!!!

Fun Things
You scored as Rocker, Mosher, Your A Rocker!Rocker, Mosher80% Goth60% Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev50% Skater30% Emo30% Prepy20% Trendy15% What Group Are You? What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ectcreated with QuizFarm.com You scored as You have the Gift of Empathy, You have been blessed with the gift of Empathy. Even though it is a heavy burden to carry the pain of others, know this that you can help them. Though I must advise you to learn how to not take their pain upon yourself and drag you downYou have the Gift of Empathy100% You have the Gift of Discernment

Fun Times
just when i thought things were just starting to finally look better for me.....i end up having a personal crisis sorry if i'm going to be a little unattentive, i will try to get back to everyone but i'm in lots of pain currently and my face is all swollen i have a really bad abscessed tooth.....have already been to the emergency room , so i'm on penicilin and hydrocodone if you get the chance to talk to me...i will be either rather irritable or very flighty depending on where in the cycle the meds are at when we chat so plz be a little patient with me plz understand.....if you are looking to help me in my search for work, i am not going to let this issue stop me or slow me down so plz contact me i am still willing to do odd jobs

Fun Time
OKAY, I WANT TO HIT LEVEL 20 OR 21. I WANT BULLETINS POSTED AND EVERYTHING..I JUST WANT MY ASS PIMPED THE FUCK OUT! I WANT TO SEE WHO WILL PIMP ME OUT THE MOST AND GET ME TO WHERE I NEED TO BE AT. MY RIFAL HAPPY LEVEL 20. THERE WILL BE THREE WINNERS..IF THERE IS MORE THEN THAT IS FINE. 1ST PERSON I SEE KICKING ASS TO GET ME TO THAT LEVEL WILL GET OF THERE CHOICE A HAPPY HOUR OR A 30 DAY BLAST. CARRY ON AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK THIS SHOULD BE DAMN EASY. Click the link below to begin! MASTER XEROMANCER666*ACE CAFE DJ*@ fubar

12 Fun Things To Do At Wal-mart
Run up to an employee, 'preferably male, while squeezing your legs together and yell,' "i need some tampons!" TRY ON BRAS OVER YOUR CLOTHES While walking around the store, sing' in ''your voice "sex and candy" [by marcy playground] Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone,'"i'think'we've got a code three in house wares, and see what happens. WHILE WALKING THROUGH THE CLOTHING DEPARTMENT ASK YOURSELF LOUD ENOUGH FOR ALL TO HEAR, "WHO BUYS THIS CRAP ANYWAY?" Put m&m's on layaway. Move "caution: wet floor" signs to ''carpeted areas. RANDOMLY THROW THINGS OVER NEIGHBORING ISLES When two or three people are walking ahead of you run between them yelling, "red rover!" Dart around suspiciously while 'humming' the theme to mission impossible. FILL AN ENTIRE CART WITH BOXES OF CONDOMS AND EVERYONE'S JAW DROP WHEN YOU ATTEMPT TO BUY THEM. Two words: marco. polo.

Fun Time
i HAVE A GREAT TIME WITH FAMILY AND FRIENDS. PEOPLE CONSIDER ME THE LIFE OF THE PARTY WHEN WE GET TOGETHER WITH EVERY ONE. I LOVE TO SPEND TIME WITH MY SON WHEN I PICK HIM UP FROM HIS MOTHER WE ALWAYS GO TO THE PARK ANS CHILL.HE IS MY WORLD AND EVERY THING I DO REVOLVES AROUND HIM. AND THERE WILL NEVER BE ANY ONE THAT COMES BETWEEN ME AND MY SON.

Fun Times
So went out Friday night had an ok time. Now Saturday night went out with Susan and Michael good grief someone should have stopped us. She had 8 shots of Gold and was ready to go home but prior to that we fell down a couple of times showed more than we probably should have and probably bugged way to many people. While Michael was taking her home I had my 9th shot and I lasted until 2:30 before I was ready to go home and pass out. Guess couple people came over I dunno I was passed out. The best part I woke up with no hangover again!!!!!!!! Go me I love that. Sunday we had a few people over and bbq. I didn't drink but we had a fun. Now onward until next Saturday Susan and I have plans to go see Steph at her new job then meet up with everyone that has to work at Harmony. Should be fun!!!!!!!! And there is no way I am even taking one shot next weekend I gotta take care of myself!

Fun Times
to guys girls are like toys they only want us when they want to play. This is crazy and darn just ticks me off. Are there any good guy's out there? come by my page rate me, fan me, add me. If you do I shall return the favor.

Fun Times With A Twisted Mind
I love you with my entire heart. Even though I don't possess it any more. You have it in the palms of your hands, Love. I pray only that it remains there. . . . . and that your heart remains with me. I Love You. There is so much I want to say. So much I want to tell you and explain to you. I wonder if you'll understand. I wonder so many things. . . .yet why can't I ask the questions. . .? I feel so many things. . . . Good... Bad. . .neutral. . . . For now. . . until. . . I see you. . . . I guess they'll remain only thoughts. . . You are The Star Hope, expectation, Bright promises. The Star is one of the great cards of faith, dreams realised The Star is a card that looks to the future. It does not predict any immediate or powerful change, but it does predict hope and healing. This card suggests clarity of vision, spiritual insight. And, most importantly, that unexpected help will be coming, with water to quench your thirst, with a guiding light to the

Fun Times...fun Times
YOu know its so much fun being single again after so many years! Im out enjoying life and working on myself getting healthier, trying to quit smoking (which is damned impossible), cranking the music in the house, and wishing for more times out getting drunk! woohoo! yea ok so im not a party animal but its nice when you get hit on lmao... in either case now that the heart is healing i can finaly be myself and do the things i enjoyed so long ago.. of course many of you are single and do enjoy your life as such and others not so much due to the feeling of loneliness but hey! atleast enjoy it while you can..cuz your gonna end up in shackles (maybe pleasurable for some ;)) one day wishing that you were single again. lmao.. of course isn't it funny that when your single you wish you had someone and when you have someone you wish you were single again?! seems we can never truely be happy unless we find our soulmate or fall madly in love with someone.. kind of depressing realy i think. but h

Fun Trip
So where do I start. Well I went down to San Diego over the weekend. I was finally able to spend some time with a girl that I have been chatting with on here for a little over 6 months I think. I got there Friday afternoon. I saw her get out of her car and was instantly excited and giddy like a school boy. I have not felt excited like that in along time. It felt kind of weird. So we were able to spend some good quality time toether. A movie, dinner, quality time, and just hanging out. I could not have asked for a better time or a better girl to spend my time with. I just had to share my joy.

Fun Try It
1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies. 2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie. 3. Post them here for everyone to guess. 4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie. 5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search or other search functions. 6. No looking at my favorite movies on my online profiles (all 4000 of them). ````````````````````````````````````````````````````` x1 The Bull god MsBettieMonroe A: Well, "Name one thing you're gonna need this stupid fucking rope for." B: That was way easier than I thought. A: Aye. B: You know, on TV you always got that guy that jumps over the sofa. A: And then you gotta shoot at him for ten fucking minutes, too. B: Aye. A: Christ. B: We're good. A: Yes, we are. 2 A: You don't have jurisdiction here! B: We aren't here, which means when we open up on you and shred your bodies with automatic fire then this will never have happened. 3 A: So? B: You want to do w

Fun Times In Florida
Ok so I'm fairly new to Florida and Well I already have some stories to tell from being here only a month and a half. Day two after arriving in Florida from a 31 hour bus ride from syracuse ny. While playing catch with a football with a newly found friend of mine Frank in my brother Bob's front yard Frank happens to overthrow the football. Well I'm an athletic crazy person and I looooove football and I go balls to the walls pedal to the medal non stop crazy fun goofy shit thats me ok? Well in Florida there are trees fucking EVERYWHERE seemingly sporadicly for no reason. Well like I said Frank isn't the most accurate quarterback and he overthrew the football me... I ran for it head turned looking back at the football arms extended sprinting and then jumped balls in my hands the WHAMMMM!!!! LIGHTS OUT I'm like what the fuck. "Oww oww that fucking hurt" Supposedly were my exact words I don't remember saying them but I went face first into a fucking tree so ya never know. Y

Fun With Bettie!!!
I have to come clean with you all. I am here to make new friends and to HELP MY BAND IF I CAN!!! I hope that none of you are pissed that I whore my band on here and that you will take it for what it is. I wall talk to anyony who wants to talk to me at anytime that I am on!! I love all the people that have commented on my pics and page. Please feel free to chat with me anytime. I love all of you!!! BASS BETTIE

Fun With Food
¢¾ღ*theGIRL*ღ¢¾ ¢¾ENJOY YOUR LAST WEEK OF SUMMER¢¾ The 'Be' Attitudes Be understanding to your enemies. Be loyal to your friends. Be strong enough to face the world each day. Be weak enough to know you cannot do everything alone. Be generous to those who need your help. Be frugal with that you need yourself. Be wise enough to know that you do not know everything. Be foolish enough to believe in miracles. Be willing to share your joys. Be willing to share the sorrows of others. Be a leader when you see a path others have missed. Be a follower when you are shrouded by the mists of uncertainty. Be first to congratulate an opponent who succeeds. Be last to criticize a colleague who fails. Be sure where your next step will fall, so that you will not tumble. Be sure of your final destination, in case you are going the wrong way. Be loving to those who love you. Be loving to those who do not love you; they may change. Above all, be you

Fun, Wild, And Kinky Place To Chat
come and bid on this hot woman the bidding is currently at 175 k do i hear 200 k. http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=53587 come and join our happy lil wild family and enjoy some real fun in here with a great sense of humor chatting witha tasteful sexual atmosphere, http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=264296&i=2079114385 kat is a very pretty woman up for auction and s he will be your fu slave. just hit her up rate and comment. place bids in comment box below her pic and let her know Lt. sent ya

Fun Web Stuff
Your result for The Could You Be A Good Dominatrix Test...GoddessYou scored 77% Dominance and 74% Technique! You are, quite simply, mind-blowingly and unbearably hot. You would not just be a "good" dominatrix. You would be - hell, you *are* - a stunning and breathtaking sexual experience for whatever man is lucky enough to be captured by you. Whatever you do, don't let your talents go to waste. Use them. Nurture them. Impart them to others. And, if all else fails, call me ;-) Thank you for taking my test, Ma'am - I hope we can meet someday.Take The Could You Be A Good Dominatrix Test at HelloQuizzy ImageChef.com Poetry Blender

Fuobservations
Here we go, I have rated literally Thousands of pics since arriving on Fubar, but every time I get close to leveling I get the same 5 or 6 people showing up to rate my pics. Some people claim to give blings for going through their folders but then if you lose your way & forget what folder your on & ask your message is ignored (yes i'm thinking about 1 person specifically). another complaint is people who name themselves something sexually suggestive & have no NSFW pics! Why would you have the word cum in your name & be a prude? Done Ranting, I wonder how many will read this O.K. time for a short rant. I've been able to buy a few Bombs & I've bombed some of my better Friends. Now for the rant, if someone Bombs your album i'm not asking for much but I think a "Thank you" is appropriate. I thought that people that i've had conversations with would say it but evidently I was wrong. Mostly everyone (even the non-friends) says thank you am I wrong to want a message or a shout saying "Thank y

Fu-orphan
As you may know I have listed myself as a Fu-Orphan up for adoption to anyone that wants me. I am hoping someone will gift me a VIP since mine is running out in less than a week. If I get a VIP I will put your name as my adopted owner/parent/slave whatever you choose. I will for the length of the VIP give you 100 11's per week. Rate all your stash/blogs and such. Keep you shit-faced. Comment you daily. Repost all bullies posted by you or about you. All during HH of course. We can discuss more depending on what you are offering. Thanks...Cherise "Bottoms UP"

Fu Own Me For A Month!!!
WANNA OWN ME FOR A MONTH?? ENDS DEC.6 @ MIDNIGHT PACIFIC TIME. ONLY GOT 2 DAYS TO BID CLICK HERE NOW TO FU OWN ME FOR A MONTH: DON'T WASTE TIME..GET YOUR BIDS IN NOW WHILE YOU STILL HAVE TIME!! Got any questions or concerns. please contact me through message only. Fubar Auction Hostess: ¢¾heartme¢¾ aka dinarocks **FU OWNED BY TEXAS CAMARO NUT**@ fubar I will have info soon on how YOU can OWN ME for a full month! Keep watching! Details, hopefully, later today! All I know is the auction starts at MIDNIGHT tonight, Tuesday, December 4th and ENDS MIDNIGHT Thursday, December 6th. I was in an auction and starting December 7, 2007 I am fu owned for a month by Lonestartxcowboy. . . go check him out; he is one awesome cowboy baby! :D lonestartxcowboy@ fubar

Fu-owned
I am Fu-Owned by this wonderful man. RATE/FAN/ADD HIM PLEASE Mikey The ▪▫Pіŧßułł МãҒiã ▫▪ Hitman@ fubar What can I say about this guy?? Well, he is absolutely amazing :D He always stops by to top me up when I'm dry...lol...and he is always there for his friends...he is so friendly and such a sweetheart...he'll do anything to help you out in a pinch :D And, of course...the Godfather list...he puts so much work into this list...to show us all how much we have to go, and to get us help from our friends...and even after my reset, I had all the points to go....and he still included me on the list :D He has been such an amazing friend to me....

Fu-ownership
Another of my lucky auction winnings. Help me show him some mad FU-LOVE. dat boi@ fubar Lookie who I won in an auction...Go show him some mad FU-LOVE. sicks#17 --Husband To LuLu414-- OWNED BY "Bottoms Up" *****CHECK OUT MY BLOG******@ fubar Check out this kewl guy that won me in an auction. Drop by and show him some FU-LOVEN. DX_8275 (LightenLadys Dirty Little Secret)@ fubar

Fu Owners
Have YOU ever met Thomas? He is a great guy and great friend, a Fubar Legend. Go show him some mad love »Touch of Thomas«™...Fubars 1st Lost Soul@ fubar So Fan, Add, Rate, Bling Him, Tell him Kid SyN sent you. This ad Approved by Kid SyN@ fubar Have YOU ever met PINK? If not then YOUR missing out on a very special Lady She was hacked, So get this Gorgeous Lady back to a GodMomma where she belongs. She returns all love and you wont regret having her has a friend, I know I dont *Pink0828* I Got Hacked :( Help Me Back To GodMomma?@ fubar So Fan, Add, Rate Her and BLING her she loves it

Fu-own Vee!!!!
You know you want to....LOL... Click on my pic and go from there... Check this out!! I'll make it even sweeter still to own me! I'll increase the length of time to 1 month for all involved...AND I'll rate ALL your pics 11s during Happy Hour each week!! How's THAT?:D

Fu_owner
This is a blog.. regarding my owner... Ring Of Fire. He won me in the auction..although I do not think hes getting a great deal! LOL. He is a great guy..and awesome friend. Always treats me with respect.. and gives me lots of attention. Thank You Ring.. hugs!

Fu-own Me Baby
So who Wants/Needs a good SLAVE? Well I am up for Auction~~~~~~Silverpixi's auction to be exact.....The auction ends the 24th of August....So ya need to come bid on me....and well heck...if I'm not what you are looking for..check out the others that are on the Auction Block! GOOD LUCK!!!! & Happy Bidding!!!!! [ fubar.com photo: 4099075033 ] This was brought to you by ME!!!! HEHE

Fu-own Me!
WANNA FIND OUT JUST HOW SWEET I AM? THEN CLICK ON THE PICTURE BELOW AND BID !!!! Thes are the things I am offering: 1. Owned by in my name for a month! 2. 11's on your photos during HH! 3. Stash rated thumbs up during HH! 4. SWF Salute! 5. Profile Comment everyday During HH! 6. Gift and a drink everyday! 7. Rate all blogs during HH! 8. #1 Spot in my friends list for 1 month! 9. Spot in my family permanent! 10. Blog just for my owner! 11. Photo Folder personally yours! 12. Link of your profile on my profile for 1 month! Current bid is at 200k as of 4/9/08 I will add 10 customized name tags of your choosing if I see better bids! There are a few in my photos (Default and made for friends album) SWEET THING AUCTION BROUGHT TO YOU BY: babygirl_01 owned by 'Lisa' fu girlfriend to Frosty!@ fubar

Fuowners
THIS IS ONE OF MY OWNERS. CHECK HIM OUT AND LEAVE LOTS OF LOVE AND LET HIM KNOW YOU WHERE SENT BY ME. Mark11779@ fubar LOTS OF KISSES AND HUGS TRISTA COME CHECK OUT MY OWNER ÐĴ ₣àñŧáşţîĉ. HE TRULY IS A VERY FANTASTIC FRIEND TO HAVE AND HE LOVES NEW FRIEND. HE ALSO LOVES TRYING TO HELP OUT WHEN HE CAN AND LOVES MAKING PEOPLE FEEL BETTER WHEN THEY'RE DOWN. ÐĴ ₣àñŧáşţîĉ *Fu-Bombers*~Owner of DejaVu Radio - GM @ ÐÙ®TÝ~§ÕÚTH@ fubar LOTS OF KISSES & HUGS TRISTA

Fu-ownerz
MY OWNERZ :) ☆Minou Minou☆[Snake Eyes Radio]☆[Club F.A.R.]☆[Club United]☆@ fubar ☆PopSicle Gurl☆ {Hitched To Muh Toast} ♥Owned By SLDC♡ ||2nd Alarm Hottie||@ fubar ßêãÑè®™»ŠÊR»@ fubar Casper ~ S.E.R. Security ~ Lounge Expert ~ Fu-Bro to Sketel, Jenjen, Skitz, & MYLF@ fubar

Fuownership Has It's Privileges
§å§hî~~ƒû Wîƒ€ÿ tø §håÿ~~Øwñ€ð ßÿ R€ðZ28 &Çh€®rÿ P®îñç€§§ &X©ît€M€~~Øwñ€® øƒ "Th€ Ð®øÞ Zøñ€"@ fubar Edit...Okay if you've ever wanted to own anyone that was worth her weight in real, non-fubar gold, she is the one. She is one of the best fuSlaves ever and always does what she promises. You have just two days left to bid on this lovely lady. Surely, her offers alone are worth more than just a ticker. Don't want to bid? You can still help out and here's how: Can you spare just ONE little rate? I'm in a Christmas auction & the person with the most rates over 350 will win a Bling Pack or a Blast! Can you take 2 secs to rate this? PWEEZE??? Btw, feel free to bid too if you like. :D Click on the auction pic to go rate it! Ends Dec 9! xoxo ♫☆♥rkkennedy84♥☆♫ *Owned By PhotoBug*Slave2T&JoeyStyles@ fubar

Fu-owner Of:
fubar Bulletin!MAKE STICKY! dammitdave~fu-o... (Stepped away) United States remove friend subject: owned again date: 2008-08-22 16:19:36 Say hello to my newest owner. Go show her some fu love. http://www.fubar.com/user/1426607 Check out the following: http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=2431659068 http://www.fubar.com/blog/240455/862109

Fu Owner - Scarecrow (pimp Out #1)
Scarecrow He is kind hearted, sincere, giving, good looking and has an awesome sense of humor! He enjoys writing poetry (ya really need to read his work!), as well as, writing music. He also does amazing graphics! If Scarecrow isn't already on your friends list...you need to go add him! Don't forget to tell him Gem sent ya!! Scarecrow *owned by ♊aGEM4life♊ owner of ♊aGEM4life♊*Spankers Club*Shadow This bulletin brought to you with love by... ♊aGEM4life♊ [Shadow Leveler]ღOwned By/Owner Of Scarecrowღ

Fu Owner Rox
This is my awesome fu owner thx1138 Go show him some MAD MAD love!!! Tell him his fu pet sent ya!!! THX1138 Xoxo His pet **Kissed**Proud Army Wife Grafix & Promo manager 4 CB69 fu ownd byTHX1138 This is my awesome fu owner thx1138 Go show him some MAD MAD love!!! Tell him his fu pet sent ya!!! THX1138 Xoxo His pet **Kissed**Proud Army Wife Grafix & Promo manager 4 CB69 fu ownd byTHX1138

Fu Owners
(100k Fubucks To The First To Make Sticky) AUTO 11s ARE ACTIVE ~ Only 422k to Prophet.... Please Help Cherokee God Mama To Prophet...~ Just Click on the Link Below ~ For Sticky Fubucks Please See Godmother Spirit... (Below)... Thank you... This Bully is Brought to you by:~ღ~Godmother Spirit~ღ~ @ fubar

Fu-owned
ok i get that all the other sites such as face book and myspace have some version of this and its fun to buy and sell people virtually and that the game has to be different than the other sites, but here is my bitch - i bought Baby Jesus for 161,051 fuBucks,and he was purchased from me for 500,000 fubucks, ok here is where it gets twisted Baby Jesus gets 250,000 fubucks on this sale and i get 50,000 fubucks on this transaction for a grand total of lets do the math 300,000 fubucks being split up for this and 200,000 fubucks diapering into thin air, i understand its virtual money and this is a game but this whole site is geared around point whoreisim with people buying happy hours and bling packs etc to level and earn virtual money and points so my question is this who else thinks this makes any sense?

Fuowned
Feel free to buy me if you're interested in this whole FuOwned thing. I'll happily accept the FuBucks I get from it. HOWEVER, do not expect me to thank you, bling you, add you to my family, show you my private pics, or anything else as a result of your purchase of me. Also, I'm not interested on FuOwning anyone. What a waste of FuBucks that I could spend on other things!

Fu Owned Christmas Auction
Do you like to be spoiled? Do you like to have attention lavished on you? Then you have come to the right girl!! I am up for auction right now and I have some killer offers and more to be added if need be. I also have little surprises for high bidders to get the bids coming in! So come get yourself spoiled by me! Here is the link to my auction page: Please repost for me! Thanks

Fu-owned
FU-OWNED READ BELOW PLEASE FU-OWNED IS ANOTHER ITEM YOU CAN MAKE FU-BUCKS ON IF YOU PLAY THIS GAME THE WAY IT IS INTENDED TO BE PLAYED!!!! #1 RULE--WHEN BUYING SOMEONE OFF OF ANOTHER PERSON MAKE SURE YOU BUY THEM FOR AN AMOUNT THAT WILL MAKE THE PERSON YOU ARE BUYING FROM A PROFIT (YOU BUY FOR 10,000 AND THEY BUY FOR 11,000 YOU ONLY MAKE 9,350 YOU LOOSE 650.00 FU-BUCKS NOT A GOOD INVESTMENT) BY NOT DOING THIS ALL YOU DO IS LOOSE FU-BUCKS IN 30 DAYS (BABY JESUS GIVES US SOMETHING TO MAKE FU-BUCKS ON AND WE ALL NEED TO USE THIS THE WAY IT WAS INTENDED TO) PLEASE DONT TAKE THIS AS IM BE A SMART A$$ CAUSE IM NOT, JUST A LITTLE INFO ON HOW WE SHOULD USE THIS FEATURE IF ANYONE HAS ANYMORE INFO ON THIS PLEASE LEAVE IT IN COMMENTS AND ILL ADD TO THIS THANK YOU MUCH TEDDY T. TEDDY T.~~OWNED BY SWEET SERENITY@ fubar

Fu-owned
PLEASE GO SHOW MY FU-OWNER , CUDDLEZ, LOTS OF LOVE , SHE SO DESERVE IT! CLICK HER PIC TO GET TO HER PROFILE! THANX EVERYBODY, JADE JADE_ROSE_FOREVER@ fubar IF YOU HAVEN'T REJOINED THE NEW SWEETWATERS SALOON LOUNGE, YOU'RE NOT STAFF, REMOVE THE NAME FROM YOURS PLEASE. STAFF ARE THOSE THAT SHOW UP AND DO THEIR JOBS. NOTHIN PERSOMAL, JUST 'BUSINESS'. THANX FOR BEING A PART OF SWEETWATERS IF U WERE STAFF IN THE OLD SWEETWATERS, CONTACT ME AND REJOIN IF YOU'D LIKE TO STILL BE STAFF.

Fu-owner
Please Check out this sweet Texan!!! My Fu-Owner!!! say_hey2008__ Owned By Freyja Fu Goddess@ fubar What a sexy Group of People!!! Say_Hey2008 say_hey2008__ Owned By Freyja Fu Goddess@ fubar Freyja FREYJA!@ fubar DawnMarie ~~~~DAWNMARIE~~~~Fu-Owned BY SAY_HEY~~BIG AL'S WOLF PK CUBBIES@ fubar BaMa ✿~BaMa~✿**** Fu Owned by Say Hey****@ fubar ScoobyDoo SCOOBY-DOO~OWNED BY ΤhΣ ßîg ΜîκΣ & Dan727...I LOVE MY OWNERS@ fubar Flirty Girty (¯`v´¯)F£ïЯT¥»GïЯT¥(¯`v´¯)®@ fubar This PimpOut is brought to you by: DarkKitty~Spankers Club~Fu-Owned by Say_Hey2008~@ fubar

Fu-owned Weekly Challenge
So, the challenge...12 party time gifts to people you own. I found a quick n easy, and cheap way. Not sure about app, works on web site. Go to search, left side, pick a country...I did Phillipines, level 20...tons of unowned members. Most not too active. 10 minutes and challenge is done. Share this if you'd like.

Fu-pastor_blog
Fu-Pastor_Blog™This blog will hold the members who are commonly called fu-Pastors.If you decide to choose the Traditional way of a fumarriagePlease send any one of the members listed below a Private Message.DO NOT LEAVE A COMMENT ON THIS BLOG!!ANY COMMNETS WILL BE IGNORED & DELETED.Also please be respectful when sending a message to these members and as always please be patient.These members may already have a list of fu-Weddings to deal with.Whoever you contact will answer your messagesin a timely manner.If a member does not contact you simply message someone else until you find a suitable fu-Pastor.Fu-Pastor List(Go ahead and talk to them...they won't bite!)Narly Beast

Fu Party Vegas
hello my friends my husband and i are wondering who would like to come to las vegas to party fubar style we have been looking into hotel packagesand shows and dinners if you want to know more email us thank you

Fu-peeves
OK, I know this is all for fun. Most everyone else knows this is all for fun. But I get SO upset/pissed off when I talk to some of my fu-friends and they tell me of some woman on here that they think they are falling for or they are really interested in... then I see this same woman on other men's pages saying the same shit to them. YES. I flirt. I admit it, its natural. BUT when I am interested in someone, I reign it in. I just feel that if I am truly interested in someone, I just don't WANT to be spreading that interest to others. There is a difference between acknowledging that someone looks good... even VERY GOOD... and insinuating that you want to f*ck their brains out. There are a few women on here that I have noticed leaving the same type of messages on many of my male friend's pages. So when I hear that one of my friends is interesting in one of these women, I feel like I should tell them what I "know" of this woman, but I am torn between that and leaving it alone, and no

Fu-pimpouts
MY OWNER TUFFGUY IS THE BEST. EVERYBODY NEEDS TO GO AND LOVE HIM WITH EVERYTHING THAT YOU GOTTUFFGUY-GENERAL OF THE FU-LUV BOMB SQUAD-OWNER OF DiRRty girL!!!@ fubarBUT HE ALSO WANTS THESE LOVELY LADIES IN HIS LIFE TO BE SHOWN JUST AS MUCH LOVE AS HIM SO PLEASE COME AND HIT THEM UP!Ctgirl™ OWNER OF FU-LUV BOMB SQUAD-OWNED BY PLAYINHARD-R/L Girlfriend of Wills@ fubarDiRRty ԍirL®™**OwNeDBY TuFfGuY & FrEaK Of NaTuRe **PeRsOnAl AsSiStAnT 2 Ct GiRl-Fu-LuV BoMb S@ fubarMommynutt**PrOmOtEr FoR tHe PlAyGrOuNd**Owner of Darthtazz**Owned by Hawtlixx*Fu Hooker to Hawtlixx*@ fubarBetty_Boop@ fubarROCKIN' ROLL CHICK ♥FU LUV BOMB SQUAD♥

Fu-pics
The ammount of people that have fu pics made on a website that they pay fubux for, if you want a decent pic made, send me a mail with a link to your pic and ill crack on. check out my art page for more some idea of what iv done before donations welcome but not needed atm.

Fupony
Hey everyone. So i have kinda copied this idea(sorry in advance) but i think its a great idea. Im going to run a lotto to win a fupony and they are 1000 credits. Its simple.. You send me 20 credits and i will place your name on this blog to say that you have entered. 50 people have to buy tickets and once all 50 are sold i will record a video of myself with all the names in a hat and draw it out so you can all see its a fair draw for the winner.

Fu-problem
Now how messed up is this, a friend of mine which i was talking to him yesterday was ranked a level 18 and within 10 minutes he was a newbie level 0. He went to the help lounge and guess they couldn't help him out. Im not sure what happened or went on but now he has to start all over again.

Fu-queen
OMG I dont' even know how to express all that I am feeling...My friends have made me feel so loved and cared for and yet I am the one truely blessed to have them in my life.....The Shadow Levelers and their Friends are TRUELY amazing people.....TY all so much for helping me level tonight... Thanks Myspace Graphics Happy Country Girl~~Shadow Leveler~~{{Fu-Owned by Passionman71}}@ fubar Passionman71~ Shadow Leveler~@ fubar ♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By Lynne Co-Owner of Cutterbum@ fubar GARY~SHADOW LEVELER~owned byMémºî®è™~ FUMARRIED & R/L ENGAGED TO~ BooBoo@ fubar *MRmostunderated*FU/stalker2MZ.B.&~TATERBABY~ pimpedby LSD'S shellFU/BRO/2 cutie ,starr,gretchen@ fubar ~Cynde~Shadow Levelers~@ fubar ♪£íłβαмαGíг£♪ ~Shadow Leveler~@ fubar Christopher aka Scooter R/L Owner of *STGiggles*Shadow Leveler@ fubar

Fu Questions
How do I search for people with specific achievements that way I can find more exotic bling to like and polish? I've asked for similar help before but was only given a list of people with the specific achievement I asked about. How do I search for myself so I can find the ones I need when I need them?? Thanks for any help! xoxo~ ----- So I got help and wanted to share a couple of links here: https://fubar.com/achievements.php https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XjAtS0Ny8NFvzzcIsTzI6gZ3IPZtkeb7uXAZbXcHzPs/htmlview#

Fu Rants
Xx Maja xX Triv...: IF YOU EVER THINK YOU HAVE BEEN POSSESSED BY VETIS: # Do NOT, no matter what, give into his offerings or demands, no matter how tempting they may be. Most attempts to rid yourself of Vetis results in damage or possibly even death. # IF YOU WANT TO REMOVE VETIS FROM YOUR BODY YOU MUST NOT SPEAK WITH HIM. Continous speaking and bonding with Vetis will cause you to fall deeper into his grip. He tries everything he can to tempt you to the point of either suicide or homicide

Furby
Furby Bring Furby home ... Click here Furby toy is very Intelligent that it can show expressions, curiosity, joy and more reactions. For the first time ever, Furby features "Emot-o-tronics" - true emotional responses.this toy is for kids who are six year old and above. A Furby (plural: Furbys, as claimed by Tiger. Co., instead of the Standard English Furbies) is an electronic toy, more specifically, a robot, made by Tiger Electronics which went through a period of being a "must-have" toy following its launch in the holiday season of 1998, with continual sales until 2000. Furby sold 1.8 million units in 1998 and 14 million units in 1999, and altogether in its three years of original production, Furby sold over 40 million units, and its speaking capabilities were translated into 24 languages. Furbys were the first successful attempt to produce and sell a domestically-aimed robot. A newly purchased Furby starts out speaking entirely Furbish, the unique language that all Fu

Furball
WHO'S WALKING ON THE EPILEPSY WALK WITH ME? JUNE 21st IS COMING UP REALLY SOON AND THE ONLY FAMILY GOING IS UP NORTH AND THE ONLY FRIEND GOING MY FAMILY DON'T KNOW, IF YOU WANNA DONATE MONEY TO THE WALK CALL 215-629-5003 EXT.105 I NEED TO STOP WALLOWING IN BORED STUFF GET INTO MY PIANO SKILLS OR DRUMS AGAIN MAYBE EVEN DRAWING OR BEING A DISC-JOCKEY AGAIN. TALK ABOUT MULTI-TASKING HELL IF I DID IT ALL AT ONCE LIKE PEOPLE HAVING 4 JOBS CAUSE THEY LOVE ALOT OF MONEY BUT 2 TIRED 2 SPEND IT-HEY THATS HOW THEY SAVE IT. NEED INFO. CALL 215-629-5003 EXT.105 THIS WALK WILL BE IN FAIRMOUNT PARK IN CHESTNUT HILL FREE FOOD AND DRINK SO COME AND HAVE FUN AND THERE IS ENTERTAINMENT FOR THE KIDS.

Fu Relations
I just wanted to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. I hope your hopes and dreams come true. I'm just curious about people's names that say they are someone's fu wife or husband or boyfriend or girlfriend. Can someone enlightn me a bit more? Was there a mass wedding or something?

Furniture
Anyone interested in a piece of my bondage furniture .. feel free to message me . I build custom bondage furniture , accessories and complete dungeons. I specialize in pieces that are fully collapsible for storage and transport. We do custom edging , scroll work , inlays , any color or finish. All of our paddles are handcrafted from oak in any design . Each piece is handmade to your specifications including the type of materials used. I ship all over the U.S. , Canada and Europe . Prices start at $200 for basic pieces. Contact me for more details and ordering information . Master Redemption (Anthony)

Furniture Companies
The ambience and feel of your house speaks volume of your personal tastes and style. The way the house is designed reflects the personality of the person. It is important to choose furniture- a one-time investment carefully. Map out a floor plan, be clear about your needs and keep your options open to appreciate furniture pieces new in industry.

Fu-robbery
FU-Robbery I just had $3 mil in fu-bucks disappear, what's up with that? Fubar took it! Where does it say it will cost you up to $10 million to choose between demon or angel the first time? Notice the sceenshot of the support lounge, I never got an answer! So much for support!

Furries! I'm Going To Make It My Mission To Find Some Furries On This Site.
Interested in meeting cool furs. I'm pretty much totally new at FUBAR. It seems interesting, but I'd like to meet some people with interests similar to mine.

Further Sadness
One victim's mother was at work at hospital By Kathy Chaffin Salisbury Post In their heart of hearts, they know it could happen. Every time they hear the siren of a fire truck, family members of firefighters know their loved ones could be risking their lives. It's part of the job. For many, it's a life passion. For 19-year-old Justin Monroe, it was the realization of a childhood dream. That dream was cut short Friday morning when Monroe was killed battling a five-alarm fire at Salisbury Millwork. His comrade, 40-year-old Victor Isler, was pronounced dead upon arrival in the emergency department of Rowan Regional Medical Center. Monroe's mother, Lisa, was working in the medical center's accounting department when word spread that one firefighter had been killed and four others injured two hours into the fire. Zandra Spencer, special projects coordinator for Rowan Regional's corporate communications, said medical center employees were not told the identity of the

Fury & Freedom
I'm getting one of those headaches again, probably from getting beat. I hurt so bad, these past few weeks, I couldn't even eat. I'm getting one of those headaches again, I don't know what to do. The pain is hurtting so bad, inside, it's splitting me in two. I tried to make it stop before, it didn't seem to work. All because that guy, right there, decided to be a jerk. He pushed me down, and tossed me around, and for that I could not stand. I grabbed a knife and thought to myself, "they'll never find this man." I hit him where I hurt the most, in the head and heart. I put him in the back of the car, my God it would not start. I took him to the truck and put him in the bed. I wish this pain I feel would just leave my head. I drove for what seemed like days, through some brush and dried up streams. I looked around and thought it safe, that no one would hear my screams. I saw the clouds and prayed for rain to cover up my tracks. I tossed the knife in with the body, it felt m

Fury Of The Storm
I have the lights turned out. The only light coming from pc screen. Rain is falling in torrents. The sound soothing to my ears. A CRASH! A flash of light, crackling of the lightening as it must have hit a transformer. I am now closing my eyes... Come with me love, Take my hand, Lets run through the rain Skipping, laughing like children A circlet of flowers On the crown of my head Your billowing white shirt untied Slowly molding to your form We stop. Standing under the boughs I stare watching your muscles play With your seductive movements The flash of light The ominus boom Taking shelter within your arms The heat of your touch igniting the fury of passion within Blending, meshing, letting the force of it in Becoming one with the fury of the storm

Fury
Ok...it can't be done unless I type it out myself.....which of course I refuse to do because it is ridiculous.....you will just have to look up the lyrics yourself It's ok for a man to be angry It's ok for a man to be rude It's not ok for a woman to be angry It's not ok for a woman to be rude That paradox lives with me still In my female body, While I am a hunter myself And even threatens the most ridiculous thing on the planet My ability to access Fubar Where I have friends that are beyond that garbage Because I made sure of that

Fu's Biggest Douche
I came into contact with this guy on here that I found out is a complete douche and feel it is my civic duty as a bitch to let all the females know to NOT trust this guy at WHATEVER he says....DJ SNAGGLE. He is a wanna be player and a complete douche bag. Liar out the wahzoo. So if anyone wants to talk to him.... you are wasting your time. He will lie to you over and over again and fuck with your head. He'll tell you all these things like he loves you and he wants to marry you.. all this BS. Don't believe him.......

Fus Cherrie Bombers
PLEASE READ ALL OF THIS BEFORE SUBMITTING A FRIEND REQUEST AND INDICATE IN YOUR FRIEND REQUEST THAT YOU HAVE READ AND UNDERSTAND THE PROFILE AND DO WISH TO JOIN*********** This is the profile of a Bomber Family, NOT an individual. If you are looking for a family to join, please read below, and if you are interested, send a friend request specifying you would like to join. ONLY members who wish to be a part of the bomber family will be accepted as a friend on this HOME PAGE of the FUS CHERRY BOMBERS . This is a bomber family of people dedicated to fairness and equality. ******************PLEASE NOTE: I WILL NOT, WILL NOT, APPROVE ANYBODY FOR FAMILY MEMBERSHIP WHO IS CURRENTLY IN A CONTEST SEEKING TO JOIN A BOMBER FAMILY TO GET HELP WITH A CONTEST RIGHT NOW. YOU HAVE TO BE IN THE FAMILY BOMBING FOR THE FAMILY FOR 10 (TEN) DAYS BEFORE YOU CAN ASK ANY MEMBER FOR BOMBING HELP FOR YOURSELF************************************************* ******************PLEASE NOTE: I WILL NOT, WI

Fu-scams And Such
Not that i ever had a whole lot of friends i finely finished cutting the list down from 352 to 277, which still seems like too many... I'd like to whittle it down more but need some criterea... so i'm asking for ideas... meanwhile family grew to 11, an all time high... Thanx for any input... DP I Just realized how eaasy it would be for a few of us each worth 1 million on fu-owned to level.

Fu Sex
So it has been awhile since the last time me and the wifey had some mad monkey love. And who is to blame on this one? None other than the evil Auntie Flo...I swear she always shows up at the most inconvenient time. And I believe she will remain till tomorrow but I wished she had left like yesterday! Anyways, I look forward to her departing so I can "get my grove on". But then again yours truly here will probably screw it up by doing something stupid like get into an arguement on how to raise kids versus just keeping my mouth shut and allow her to make all the decisions...only time will tell this time. 21 days or three weeks...the last time I had some whoopee. You would think that being the Christmas holidays that I would get lucky with wifey, well that didn't happen. Ok, I get it, it's hard trying to be sexy when you are sleeping at your in-laws and wifey did state "why not go to a hotel for the night" and I refuse because I'm such a tight butt or just clueless at some of th

Fu's Hottest Bald Man Vote's
Here they are all!! The FU's Hottest Bald men!!! Come rate and comment bomb them!! YES... U CAN SELF BOMB!!!!!!! !!GOOD LUCK ALL!! big35dawg Reminder...a few days left to get ready!! !The FU's Hottest Bald Man Contest! Contest to start Jan 20th 12pm est time... Ends Jan 30th 8pm est time! http://fubar.com/user.php?u=212051&friend=212051

Fu-shnikens
some fu's have "too cute" or "too sexy" as their profile name guess what... youre not when did guys start saying this so much? i mean, its cute to say to your g/f, but really.. its left in comments, in lounges...does anyone actually say this in person? what the f**k is a huggle anyhow?? ** huggles ** why do girls insist on reminding everyone they are going to bed alone, like its something that upsets them?? most of these girls are very attractive, and have about a thousand guys on their profile, yet put "in bed..alone..again.. :-( " on their status.. this is like someone rich saying "i cant find anything to buy"... if you dont want to be in bed alone, you obviously dont have to... and dont lie...i saw the midget come in the back door with the foot long vibrator

Fu-ship
All aboard 4 The Navy Seals Ship. Start here with the Military folder rate 10/11's and comment on the last picture. Rate, Fan and when you send a add request plz state ur on a Navy Seals Ship. If you already r friends then leave a Navy Seals comment. When you complete all the riders, PM me so I may add you to the ship, then repost. Brian Perkins Indefinite Owner of "NINEMMRUGER" Owner of ~Dreamgirl~, , Owned@ fubar ~ ? ~NINEMMRUGER~ ?Owner of Brain Perkins~ ? ~@ fubar ?MzCaBiBBW?@ fubar VolareDave ~Promoter@Erotic Seductions,Proud RR Member,Owned by ~katie~@ fubar ? MZ.LIZ ?BFF Leveler, VMV, ®® Recruiter,Llama leveler, FADD@ fubar St. Michael ~Member of Carrie's Bad Azz Boys 4 Life~FADD Member~@ fubar ?Twï$TëÐ?ï?ïë@ßøÐ¥$høT$?Owned By VolareDave@ fubar Justfishing Fu-Hubby to NunyaB... Member of Carrie's Bad Azz Boys 4 Life@ fubar

Fusista's Crew Member Please Add If You Join :)
Our members are listed below from Managers to Crew please if you join us with Fusista's you have to FAN/ADD/RATE us all MANAGER OF FUSISTA'S ~/~ Sassy Laurie~/~ Club F.A.R.~Fusion bartender~Independent Family~Co manage Fu Sistas~D&DC~Fly By@ fubar MANAGER AND FOUNDER OF FUSISTA'S Majically Delicious MILF C/O MANAGER OF FUSISTA'S BOMBING AND LEVELING CREW@ fubar C/O MANAGER Leggs Co-Manager Fusista's Bombing and Leveling Crew~Club F.A.R.~Stiletto Girl@ fubar OUR CREW******OUR CREW******OUR CREW******OUR CREW OUR CREWS MAIN PROFILE fubarsistas@ fubar ~ Chickie Momma of S*U*P* ~ JDub's Wifey ~ Fusista's bombing and leveling crew~@ fubar ~`Bê®®ymûƒƒiñ`~Fusista@ fubar ~~Sam's Seductive Angel~~ Fusista's Bombing & Leveling Crew@ fubar ~Tina~Member of~ TheFlyByNight Family~IBN~Fusista's ~And anyone else who needs help !~!@ fubar TINYTEA

Fusista And Fubrothers
Hey all FuSistas and FuBrothas!!!!!! For your personalized tag, I need the following: 1: Four of Your Favorite Photos of YOU!!! 2: Your favorite color AND YOU MUST EMAIL ME THE PHOTOS ....USE SUBJECT FUSIS OR FUBRO hfeldbruegge@hotmail.com Thanks all! Holly

Fusion Fantasies Cam Stuff
Streamup Cams Getting on Cam Click "Browse Live Channels" on the available cam Click "Log In" (blue box in upper right hand corner) Enter email address for that cam that you are trying to log on to. (see below) Enter the password that is assigned for that cam. (see below) Click "Log In" Click "Go Live" (orange button in upper right hand corner) Next, click "Go Live Now" White box will appear. Click "Allow" and then close When back in lounge, mute your mic by clicking the "sound" icon.

Fu Slammers Family
i am starting fu slammers family and it will be a family that will help and assist other family members level and other problems that members are having.and help there friends when possible

Fu's Next?? U???
WHY ONLY HAVE 1 FU WHEN YOU CAN HAVE 2? *** NOTE*** ONLY SEND YOUR BID PROPOSAL TO RAIN'S FUMAIL. YOU MAY BID ANYTHING YOU LIKE, RAIN AND I WILL DECIDE HOW TO SPLIT WINNING BID. RAIN AND I WILL POST UPDATES ON HIGHEST BID . YOU MAY BID MORE THAN ONCE. ALL WINNING BIDS MUST BE PAID BEFORE EXCHANGE OF OWNERSHIP!!! YOU WILL ONLY OWN US FOR 2 WEEKS. EVERYTHING IS KEPT SFW . THIS IS OPEN TO MEN & WOMAN BOTH !!! BIDDING ENDS Jan 5th! & WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED!!! Highest bid so far is 500,000 FUBUCKS (as of 01/01/08). W.Y.K.D Storm Radio

11 Fu's Of Fubar.
This made me laugh cos it is soo true! Check it out!! Fuck you number ONE. There is NO SUCH THING as a fubar Tracker. It does NOT exist. So quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!" No, it doesn't. Fuck you number TWO. To the people who have like 25,000 friends; Are you fucking serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic. Fuck you number THREE. Don't ever post pictures and say: "OMG, I'm so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. If you do you're a fucking moron. Fuck you number FOUR. NOBODY cares about threats over the internet, so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics; Even if you win, you're still retarded. Fuck you number FIVE. Quit crying because you're not on someones 'Top 25' Who cares?!? ITS MYFRIENDS LIST.. NOT YOUR FRIENDS LIST If you really cared that much, you would pick up the damn phone! Fuck you number SIX. Who reall

Fus Sexiest Tattoos
This is very simple.... Send me your Sexiest pic, containing your Sexiest tattoo. I will have a very special folder for yall to strut your stuff in. Everyone will be able to vote. Winner will recieve every last Fubuck that I have at the time of judgement. Sooooo...... Show us what you got! Thanks

Fustrated
I went out with alot of my old highschool class mates just got home. I tell you what it was a blast old memories and new ones to add to it. It was all for our dear friend ,brother and class mate david. we Honored him tonight he passed away last sunday. you know its pretty shitty it took his death to get us all together after 12 yrs It makes you relize just how dear your friends are to you never lose contact with them no matter how far apart you are becasuse you may never know if you will ever see them again.

Fu Stuff!!
Chain of Love Happy Hours The Bad Wolfy And Mistress Bad Kitty are having a love chain, back to back Happy Hours ...!!! ♥ When??? ★ Wednesday 25 ♥ Time??? ★ 8:00 p.m to 10:00 p.m PST ★ 10:00 p.m to 12:00 p.m CST ★ 11:00 p.m to 1:00 a.m EST No Ordinary Love - Sade We both trying To level Up to Godfather, Godmother and we wanna ask to you guys helps us out!! WE ask you to PLEASE save your 11's and blings for our HAPPY HOURS! All we want you to do is: ooohh and if you still have not add us here are our links: ~☠~. Mistress Bad Kitty .~☠~The Fubar Flaming Hotties~@ fubar The Bad Wolfy@ fubar

The Fu-stuff
Below is a list of blog links. They will aid you in learning more about the site and its guidelines. As well, there are blogs that will help you code skins, bulletins, download fonts etc. Please repost this so that other members have a chance to read it as well. NSFW: repost of Scrappers Blogs http://fubar.com/blog/60737/249509 NSFW Flagging Abuse and Guidelines http://fubar.com/blog/60737/257665 Important FuBar Links :=) http://fubar.com/blog/60737/324245 Salute Submission and Verification..Step by Step http://fubar.com/blog/60737/324210 Site Navigation and Mumming for the New Members http://fubar.com/blog/60737/482649 Clickable Pics http://fubar.com/blog/60737/797493 How To Make Basic Skins http://fubar.com/blog/60737/695744 SKINS-Ripping/Pasting Code/Generating http://fubar.com/blog/60737/567394 Simple HTML For Your Bulletins/Blogs etc. http://fubar.com/blog/60737/576293 Downloading Fonts To Your Comput

Fu-stuffs
Want to own me for a month? Help bail me out of the fu-jail auction!!! My crime is bogarting the Whiskey: ώh¦§Ҝεψ_Đ®¦ηҜЇה_@ñģεГ@ fubar from YoYo. !!!!ҰØҰØ¡¡¡¡@ fubar Go to the Get out of Fu-Jail folder in YoYo's pics and bid early, bid often!!! this auction proudly bought to you by !!!!ҰØҰØ¡¡¡¡@ fubar and !!!_-AUSSIE-_!!!@ fubar

Fu-stuff
My autos are on! I've got money with your name on it!!!! It's so easy...so here's the deal. Rate all of my Random folder to enter a drawing to win one of the following prizes!!! ♥750,000 fubucks ♥500,000 fubucks ♥250,000 fubucks ♥100,000 fubucks ♥50,000 fubucks Rate all my pics to get entered TWICE in the drawing!! PM me when finished and let me know what you did. (sb and comments do NOT count! private message only) ღMzCuffed® MGR&Dj@Legends *2nd Alarm Hottie* Your Next Ex GF Click here to go straight to the Random Folder and don't forget to repost! XoXo

Fu Stuff
I finally found a full time job. I also have a part time job. I go to school. I have a bf. i still have not gotten the internet at my condo yet. waiting for comcast to be available because cox sucks! comcast said theyre moving to the valley of the sun in 09. so hopefully by early january i can get me some cable internet and a house phone since my celly gets like almost no reception inside my place! I'm doing well, just busy and don't have a lot of time to sit and relax anymore. i'm a lot happier tho now that i am busy and me and the bf have never been better :) I hope all you fu's are doing well and have Happy Holidays!

Fu Stuff
I drew SOME friends and uploaded my drawings in a folder I'm NOT done yet. so don't worry i might get you! i'm not a great drawer, hell i'm not even decent. but it was something i wanted to do. so if you see me in my page and i rate nothing i might be drawing you i've attempted to draw some people but either the angle is wierd or too far away i can't do it i'm not that great so an up close and personal pic would suffice for my low 'skills' thanks I'm in the "Idles of March" auction! It starts today and runs all this week. Just thought i'd let you peoples know. I'll provide the link when available. hope to see you there When was the last time someone touched your ass? Last night. Oh and what's your full name? Annabel Churches And what's your friend's name? Claudia. Speaking of names, do you like yours? Annabel-meh..Annie-yup When was the last time you had a Gatorade? I had a powerade not too long ago.. Are you

Fu Stuff
Fiesty0ne & ~`Always`~ have HH Today! & AUTO 11's ON Do You Have Some Time? Want To Level Fast? Fiestys HH is 2PM FUTIME, ~`Always`~ HH is at 4PM FUtime Fiesty0ne™Asst.Chief 2ndAlarmHotties™OwnerOfOwnedBy&FuEngaged 2 Picins420 ~`Always`~Fub1tch of ~HCT~ Brought to you By : Picins420 (repost of original by 'Picins420 Dir.Of Svcs 2ndAlarmHotties OwnedByOwnerOf&FuEngaged 2 Fiesty0ne' on '2009-01-14 09:00:25')

Fustitutes
I always laugh when i see status's that say things like "$25 bling pack to see my naughties" "bling me for access to my private pics" "$65 bling pack gets you a nsfw salute" "buy me a god mode and i will let you see my goods" "buy me this and i will give you my yim" "buy me that and i will give you my messenger, let you text me for 1 hr, let you see me on cam for 5 mins" Really? Do guys really give these fustitutes these things to have a peek at their snatches? Guys really toss money at them just to have a peek at nsfw folders? Why dont these gals have a lil digital sign on their profile "now serving #1032" I speak only for myself when i say if i want to pay to look at snatches or naughty pics i will go to the newstand and buy a playboy or hustler. Not only will i save a ton of cash but I will be guaranteed that the pics i am looking at will be pics taken by a professional photographer and be of a professional model. Not a nasty skank with a yellow cooter thats just dripping with dise

Fu-strategies
the bLing Train Benefits Synopsis ~*~Daily bling polishes in increments of ten (i.e., 10, 20, 30, 40, or higher each day)~*~ ~*~Chance to get 100% of your bling polished when i run a Polisher~*~ ~*~Hopper of the Week gives you extra exposure~*~ ~*~Increased daily page exposure, including rates and likes~*~ ~*~Other cool bennies to come~*~ ~*~ It's always absolutely FREE.~*~

Fu Support Stuff
The following is a color-coded copy of the basic lounge coding, the colors are as represented below:Yellow: text name, text color, text size.Blue: border size, decoration, and colorGreen: “say box” sizeOrange: behind “say box” colorRed: chatbox sizePink: ScrollbarsGray: shoutbox sizeAqua: background image URLa, a.man, a:link, a:visited{font-family:georgia, arial, times new roman;color: ff0099; font-size:10pt; font-weight:bold; text-decoration:none; font-style:normal} a:active, a:hover{font-family:georgia, arial, times new roman;color:cccccc; font-size:10pt; font-weight:bold; text-decoration:none; font-style:normal;}td, table, tr, span, li, p, div, textarea, DIV {font-family:georgia, arial, times new roman;color:#000000; font-weight:bold; font-decoration:none; font-style:normal;background-color:transparent} td, li, p, div, textarea {font-family:georgia, arial, times new roman;border-color:0000ff} table{border-color:ff0000}a.navbar{font-family:georgia, arial, times new roman;font

Fu-tard
So I was browsing through my pics and I notice that one of them was ripped by someone that i didn't give permission to, so I go to his folder and there it is uploaded on October 22nd. I asked him to remove it from his folders and this is the message he sent me Now how does one "accidentally" rip someones photo and keep it in their folder for so long? I sent him a message asking him that question and this was his response. Isn't FUBAR fun....BTW i have my pics set to NO ripping and he still ripped it somehow. This is his link...you can see the comment i posted on his page....I even said PLEASE LoL loveu@ fubar Have a great Night Oh and he has since taken the pic down. LoL April ♥

Fu Tabloid And Newspaper,
Welcome to the One n Only, (for now since we know how the fu works) FU TABLOID!! So.. lets start with the celebs on fubar, this weeks top members are. with close running behind, We all know this. with n easy click, to "top" but I just felt this was an easier way to show, all. Let's move on to the Fu lounges, the #1 lounge on fubar, (in my personal opinion the top lounges may have the most people in it but also carries the most drama, but hey don't let my opinions sway you.. go find out for yourself) Snake eyes radio.. feel free click the banners if you wanna go to the top lounges.. the second lounge is The play pen Ok. i dont know about you but naming a lounge that is supposed to have an adult club feel, "The playpen" just makes me think of kiddie jail, hence the pic.. but. don't take me wrong the atsmophere in there is wonderful, dont believe me? go check it out.! The #3 lounge. has to be, Go there. If you have a dispute to settle, Need

Fu Tarded
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Fu-tards!!!
So... welcome everyone to my first Blog! Maybe this'll start a trend, I dunno... Anyways... So today I bought a friend from my area who was sorta new to fubar and unowned... She's a pretty girl, has a lotta style and pizazz, and is quite popular I suppose... Well, in any case, this fu-tard comes along, buys her from me for the minimum and causes me to lose out, then he proceeds to send me all sortsa sh!ttalk in messages and in my Shout Box... Then the F@ggot goes and blocks me, so I can't put the little cretin in his place. This just Irks me! I wish I could go tell him to take a flying f*ck. So, if you know this guy... â˜£ Silent K â˜¢ *fu-engaged 2 ->KAT!3*... (I don't have his whole name cause that's all I could get, he's a DJ in some lounge or owns some lounge I believe... I dunno) I implore you, kill him and put him out of his misery please! Then send me his charred remains, that'd be AWESOME! Thanks, all, for stopping by...

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Pastor: Will you answer me right now These questions, as your wedding vow? Groom: Yes, I will answer right now Your questions as my wedding vow. Pastor: Will you take her as your wife? Will you love her all your life? Groom: Yes, I take her as my wife, Yes, I'll love her all my life. Pastor: Will you have, and also hold Just as you have at this time told? Groom: Yes, I will have, and I will hold, Just as I have at this time told, Yes, I will love her all my life As I now take her as my wife. Pastor: Will you love through good and bad? Whether you're happy or sad? Groom: Yes, I'll love through good and bad, Whether we're happy or sad, Yes, I will have and I will hold Just as I have already told, Yes, I will love her all my life, Yes, I will take her as my wife! Pastor: Will you love her if you're rich? Or if you're poor, and in a ditch? Groom: Yes, I'll love her if we're rich, And I will love her in a ditch, I'll love he

Fu-whores
What happened to the old fubar... you know the one where you rated people and made friends to make your way up the ladder... what is this with the bling level up and the buy me a blast or happy hour or whatever.... ok so it is nice to be able to buy someone one of them gifts to maybe payback a bunch or rates but to go out and take your clothes off or what not to get bling or a happy hour. I have had friends on here who said oh I will never do that or I would feel bad if someone bought me that.. but they are the first ones in line for the next new things. I don't know about you but I think there should be a limit to what you can buy for someone... and that you cannot level by someone buying you stuff... just my 2 cents, Chris

Fu-whores
ok let me set things straight cus apparently every1 has a different definition of fu-whore a real whore is a slut a fu-whore to me is some1 w/ more friends than they can keep track of and to know them all cum on do u really know all 600+ friends u know i dont so yea im a proud fu-whore ty to all my fu-whores

Fuwhores
Read from the bottom up Katherine: well it is just a site and i am having fun and u are a dumb ass ugly sob that i am blocking To Katherine: yeah well you can go to a real fuckin site and make ....wait whats that called again..MONEY!!!!! then but your own bling packs and hell a fuckin pack or smokes... im sorry whoreing myself for bling... hey ill tell you what ill show you mine if you show me yours... free of charge how bout it? Katherine: i have been on fubar 2 monthes and have gotten over 45 bling packs plus a vip for 3 monthes to see my nsfwa ty To Katherine: okay so let me see if i got thisstraight... you come on fu ... you rate guys... then you try to get them to pay you in monopoly money to see your "nekkie" ....YOU NEED A BETTER AGENT To Katherine: sorry darlin to much free porn out there.. and beides are u an idiot? ge tthe fuckin money nota damn bling pad=ck Katherine: no everyone does it To Katherine: thata a fuckin joke right? Katherine: send me a 19.99 bl

Fu-whores
So i have been here on Fubar for 3 years now, and I have seen alot. NSFW pics for friends and family...selling credits for fubucks..selling NSFW pictures for bling credits. But now its a new low..I have seen it...selling NSFW pictures for fubucks. and not even stopping at pictures...NSFW Videos... I came across a member who had videos that was posted and was selling for 5 mil fubucks each. Really?? Dont you have more respect for your self than that. Selling your self for fake money on a social network site??? Here are a few videos that was being sold by the member for 5 mil a piece... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vcl8wd_x-m8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9E9sbHBUEY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYcmihyOud0

Fu Whore
Well, I have been on Fubar for about 5 years now, I have seen many come and go. All kinds of drama and many that will do whatever they can to become popular. Why??? Is your self esteem that low that you have to tease guys to buy you things and then you show them your "goodies" for a short period. Let me just say this...If you are getting paid to flaunt your goodies that pretty much means you are a whore, even though they aren't touching you directly but they are getting aroused if not satisfied by your pictures. And it isn't only females doing this, males as well. So, with that being said...you have a NSFW that all can see but can't access, you might be a Fuwhore.

Fu Wife
My Fu Wife de one i call all mine da one dat love dat jamaican min da one dat would lve ta do alot for ha man and da jamaican man will always make sure she always happy when he around so if ya tink ya got what it takes ta be mi fu wife comment on it and i will see if ya de right one for mi

Fu-will
In case something happens to me. i would like my family to know i love them all. and the fu-cops to investigate HYDE. each family member would recieve 25-50k fubux. They will each divide the pics they like and take. The music will go to jonny. the videos will go to veng. the jokes will go to passion. the dunnos will go to isis. everything else the family can have. whatever they dont want will be donated to my fav fu-charity. In time of my fu-death will miss you all

Fu-wife Auction Help Me Ladiesngents!!!
I AM INTERESTED IN SEEKING A FU-WIFE DONT GET IT TWISTED YES I DO HAVE A FU-HUSBAND BUT I AM INTERESTED IN A SEXXI WOMAN 2 QUENCH MY THIRST IF THAT IS U PLEASE BID FOR ME IN MY PHOTO SECTION 07-13-09 TILL 07-20-09 BID STARTS AT 1 MILLION.....THIRSTY4TAE

Fu-world
i feel i must explain a few things, first of all i dont mind rate'n the guys or add'n guys as friends,but i am not GAY!!!! so please dont send crap in my shout box or message me things of sexual nature....i dont treat the ladies on here like that unless they welcome it first,if any of the ladies are read'n this "i know how you feel" i've only been hit on twice, i lmao both times, i dont believe in block'n anyone but at the same time i do believe in respect'n people,i think this site is awesome aswell as the people on here, ilove to have a good time here if i affend anyone please message me and i will aplogize because i will never do it on purpose,with that said ROCK ON FU-WORLD!!!!!!

Fu World
Fu, is an interesting place. Part game, part social experiment, mixed with a bunch of voyeristic/exhibistionist audiences. The surprising part, once you get past the intial couple of months, I have gotten introduced to several people I would absolutely love to get to know in real life. I would totally have a R/L crush on someone here, that I will probably never actually meet. Mostly because as a guy I am always mindful of the fact that most guys are assholes and say stupid things to woman. Every woman has probably been approached and propositioned a million times. I'm not here to be one of a million. So I will be hopefully that polite slightly flirty friend that would probably jump your bones, hold your hand, have adventures with, and in general just try and be a nice guy. The perfect person may come along, heck I probably already know them. And I will enjoy every second of the interactions I have with them. And they may never know how I really feel. Is that a perfect world? Heck no. A