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From Me To You
Da da da da da da da da Da da da da da da da da If there's anything that you want If there's anything I can do Just call on me and I'll send it along With love, from me to you I've got everything that you want Like a heart that's oh so true Just call on me and I'll send it along With love, from me to you I got arms that long to hold you and keep you by my side I got lips that long to kiss you and keep you satisfied Ooo, if there's anything that you want If there's anything I can do Just call on me and I'll send it along With love, from me to you To you, just call on me and I'll send it along With love, from me to you I got arms that long to hold you and keep you by my side I got lips that long to kiss you and keep you satisfied Ooo, if there's anything that you want If there's anything I can do Just call on me and I'll send it along With love, from me to you To you, to you, to you

Cancer On 08/14/07
Cancer June 22 - July 22 08/14/2007 It's the tiniest details that make the day special, and your eye for perfection is sharp. If you're making art or planning something special, you should be able to pull it off in a truly spectacular fashion!

What's Your Hidden Talent?
Your Hidden Talent You are a great communicator. You have a real way with words. You're never at a loss to explain what you mean or how you feel. People find it easy to empathize with you, no matter what your situation. When you're up, you make everyone happy. But when you're down, everyone suffers. What's Your Hidden Talent?

Brains, Parents & Therapists
In the not too distant past I was asked by a writer living in Nova Scotia what is it like to be smart? I don't think I'm all that smart; invariably I do things periodically that remind me just how little I know about a great many things. I know just enough to irritate myself about how a situation should be, how actions ought to be done, how things could have been built better. Last week my father called me and asked how I was feeling? I told him I was feeling down. Why he asked, I was educated, healthy, relatively good looking? I was living better than most people; I could have been the guy that makes little, sitting in a trailer catching a beer buzz. That guy is living a small life, living in a limited world. I answered that might be the case but he might be happy in his world. Where I know I am not. Being somewhat smart is a damnation, a bitter pill that's handed to me everyday, my very own personal hell able to imagine a better world but unable to access it. Since Janu

Greatest Thing That Never Was
When I was young I wanted so bad to get out of the tiny New England hill town I grew up in that I signed up for the US Army when I was just 16-1/2 yrs old. At the time the Army had an option to go off to Basic Training during the summer between the junior and senior years of high school. I went off that summer and while everyone else was off having fun I was doing about 400 push-ups, 300 sit-ups, sweating about 2-1/2 gals per day all summer long. Now I was always a slightly bigger than average guy, since my mom heated with wood, and I cut, hauled, split stacked all of it. You can imagine that when I returned for my last year in high school I was really muscular. I weighed 165 pounds and was almost pure muscle. Now I have 2 older sisters, one of them was going to school at Syracuse University out in western NY State. I took a bus out there to go visit. On Saturday morning left and arrived sometime that after noon. She picked me up at the bus station and she dropped me off at her apa

Shadows...
I live within the shadows Yet I hate the dark, How I wish I could see the light One ember, one spark. My skin becomes more pale My heart fills with hate I try to think of it at all How I came to be in such a state. It was not so long ago I remember, almost, too well, This darkness encased my soul And dragged me into this hell. Until one not so special day Someone, my shadow passed, He leaned and whispered in my ear I watched him walk away, aghast. He enthralled me with his words But he walked into the light Am I strong enough run to him? Am I strong enough to fight This shadow that binds me here, That claims my sorrowed soul? I took a breath, and took a step And suddenly felt whole. I lived within the shadows My world was endless night, But now, with someone by my side, I can finally face the light.

Dear Lord A Prayer For >today>>>>>> For The Miners In Utah > Andothers And Me>>>
My Lord you have a plan and I understand Ill do what need to be done Lord I pray now that the miners be found its 8 days now they be under ground. hold them in thy arms , help them to know your close and that they will come home ;That thy will be done and family will see them soon. How we need a miricle now ,oh Lord Please I ask in Thy name that they come home ,again to friends and family. soon Lord cause its already been 8 days .. they need So much now and all my Prayers I hope do help; thank you oh Lord for listing to me and all for we know its in Thy hands we bow now and pray to Thee. on their behalf and there families.. thank you again Oh Lord i know life has on gurantees and that you supply all needs you gave a great gift to some to help those suffering and ease pain you gave others gifts too so many things that you do Lord for me your here and watching close even when i seem to be so busy you send me ways to know and wait for me to act on you

What I See
What I see, me, smiling face, changed, hate, anger, pain, slam my brain, into the wall. EXPLODE What I see, me, rocking knocking, my teeth grinding, shattered and broken. What I see, me, slit wrists open eyes, staring wide, blood trickles, from fingertips. What I see, me, padded cell, white coat crowds, arms bound, so I can't make this be. What I see, me, hands over face, hide me away, you can't see me, I don't exist anymore.

Good Directions
I was sittin’ there sellin’ turnips on a flatbed truck Crunchin’ on a pork rind when she pulled up She had to be thinkin’ “This is where the rednecks come from” She had Hollywood written on her license plate She was lost and lookin’ for the interstate Needin’ directions and I was the man for the job [Chorus] I told her way up yonder past the caution light There’s a little country store with an old Coke sign You gotta stop and ask Miss Bell for some of her sweet tea Then a left will take you to the interstate But a right will bring you right back here to me I was sittin’ there thinkin’ ‘bout her pretty face Kickin’ myself for not catchin’ her name I threw my hat and thought, “You fool, that coulda been love” I knew my old Ford couldn’t run her down She probably didn’t like me anyhow So I watched her disappear in a cloud of dust. [Chorus] I told her way up yonder past the caution light There’s a little country store with an old Coke sign You gotta stop and ask

Float On
I backed my car into a cop car the other day Well he just drove off sometimes life's ok I ran my mouth off a bit too much oh what can i say Well you just laughed it off it was all ok And we'll all float on ok And we'll all float on ok And we'll all float on ok And we'll all float on any way well Well, a fake Jamaican took every last dime with a scam It was worth it just to learn some sleight-of-hand Bad news comes don't you worry even when it lands Good news will work its way to all them plans We both got fired on the exactly the same day Well we'll float on good news is on the way And we'll all float on ok And we'll all float on ok And we'll all float on ok And we'll all float on alright Already we'll all float on Now don't worry we'll all float on Alright already we'll all float on Alright don't worry we'll all float on And we'll all float on alright Already we'll all float on Aliright don't worry even if things end up a bit to heavy we'll all float o

My Love
Ain't another woman that can take your spot my- If I wrote you a symphony, Just to say how much you mean to me (what would you do?) If I told you you were beautiful Would you date me on the regular (tell me, would you?) Well, baby I've been around the world But I ain't seen myself another girl (like you) This ring here represents my heart But there's just one thing I need from you (say â€œI doâ€) [Chorus] Yeah, because I can see us holding hands Walking on the beach, our toes in the sand I can see us on the countryside Sitting on the grass, laying side by side You could be my baby, let me make you my lady Girl, you amaze me Ain't gotta do nothing crazy See, all I want you to do is be my love (So don't give away) My love (So don't give away) My love (So don't give away) Ain't another woman that can take your spot, my love (So don't give away) My love (So don't give away) My love (So don't give away) Ain't another woman that can take your spot, my love Ooo

Jeremiah26 ; 2 -- 7
2 ;Thus sayinth the Lord : stand in the court of the Lords house, and speek to all cities of Judah, Which come to worship in Lord,s House., all the words that I command you to speek to them. Do not deminish A word. 3 ;Perhaps everyone will listen and turn from his evil way, that I may relent concerning the calamity which I purpose to bring o them because of evil of their doings. 4 ;You sahll say to them :Thus says the LORD: if you will not listen to me, to walk in my ways, which I have set before you.. 5 ;to heed the words of my servants the Prophets, whom I send to you, both rising up early and sending them(but you have not heeded). 7 ;so the priest , prophets , and the people heard Jesus speeking these words in the house of the Lord. Im trying to get thru to all that if Jesus can say these word then back then and kept all his words; They be true cause I have no doubt.. then these words are same for us as a people today and we should know in our hearts; Jesus will

Twizta Bully
The Fam at Goth's Twiztid reality wants to welcome our homie Baby Twizta as our new barkeep...stop in and show her some luv.....MMFWCL!!!! Click any pic to get in.....cmon....show ur wikkid clown luv.....woop woop!! A TwIzLeTtE CrEaTiOn

Love
You Can Make 77% of Your Crushes Fall in Love With You Your seduction skills are practically legendary. You know how to close the deal. Just don't let someone you're really into get the better of you! As long as you keep up your end of the flirting game, you'll get the prize at the end. Can You Make Anyone Fall in Love With You?

What's Your Superhero Name?
Your Superhero Profile Your Superhero Name is The Mega Marvel Your Superpower is Divine intervention Your Weakness is Spiders Your Weapon is Your Robotic Knife Your Mode of Transportation is Seahorse What's your Superhero Name?

Wow!
Nicole Merie Sozanski's Aliases Your movie star name: Oreos Miraslaw Your fashion designer name is Nicole Paris Your socialite name is Speedy New York City Your fly girl / guy name is N Soz Your detective name is Cats Terryville High School Your barfly name is Oreos Mia Tia Your soap opera name is Merie High Street Your rock star name is Snickers Race Car Your Star Wars name is Nichei Sozjus Your punk rock band name is The Sleepy Tomb The Amazing Meganame Generator

What Do Your Dreams Mean?
What Your Dreams Mean... Your dreams seem to show that you're a bit disturbed... but nothing serious. You may have a problem you're trying to work out in your sleep. Overall, you are very content in your life. Your dreams tend to reflect your insecurities. You have a very vivid imagination and a rich creative mind. You secretly want to hide your dreams from your waking mind. What Do Your Dreams Mean?

Rock Star Antics
Zakk Wylde, guitarist for Ozzy Osbourne's band and BLACK LABEL SOCIETY, was scheduled to be a main part of Hard Rock Café Boston's grand opening, as he was supposed to donate a guitar to become an addition to Hard Rock's memorabilia collection, walk the red carpet, do some interviews, etc. Fans and media waited for hours to speak with Zakk. Halfway through the red carpet arrivals, Zakk called to say that he would not be attending the opening. Reason? He went to a bar in Boston, got absolutely hammered and got into a huge bar fight!

Love Song
Your Love Song Is Your Body Is a Wonderland by John Mayer "One mile to every inch of Your skin like porcelain One pair of candy lips and Your bubblegum tongue" Why go out... when so much fun can be had indoors? What Love Song Are You?

Muppet Personality
You Are Rowlf the Dog Mellow and serious, you enjoy time alone cultivating your talents. You're a cool dog, and you always present a relaxed vibe. A talented pianist, you can play almost anything - especially songs by Beethoven. "My bark is worse than my bite, and my piano playing beats 'em both." The Muppet Personality Test

Jeremiah 19 -- 21verses>..
19 ;O Lord My strenght and My fortress, My refuguge in the day of affliction ; The gentiles shall come to You From the ends of the earth and say, Surely Our Father have inhereated lies, Worthless and unprofitable things. 20 ; will a man make gods for himself, Which are no gods? 21 ;There fore I behold, I will this once cause them to know. My hand and my might, And they shall know that , My name is the Lord.

Tarot Card
You Are Strength You represent both fiery energy and steadfast will. You are innocent and naive - yet unafraid and undaunted. Perhaps you don't have the most powerful physical strength... But your mental powers make up for any amount of muscle. Your fortune: Lately, you have been a pillar of ethics and moral strength. And while things may be difficult, your faith in yourself will come through. You may need to conquer the animalistic nature of yourself or others, with gentle force. Although this may seem like the darkest hour for you, victory is near. What Tarot Card Are You?

Mumblings
You know, I am not exactly a spring chicken anymore, so I can't afford to settle for anything less than what I truly want. First off, looks aren't that important to me. I mean, I have to be physically attracted to them naturally, but I am not ruling out someone because they are too big or too small. As far as physical attributes, I LOVE tattoos on a woman, to me they are sexy. Piercings as well, it's an expression of individuality. I would like someone who is comfortable with the way they look and don't obsess about their damn weight or looks. If I am attracted to someone, I am attracted to the person as a whole, not just the looks. Someone who is going to love me for me, and not for what I can do for them. I get so sick of all these people who say they want a nice guy, they never see the one under their nose, and so they get ignored and get bitter, and when they finally do get a nice guy, they don't know how to take it and the guy ends up getting heartbroken because she thinks

The Keys To Your Heart
The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to those who have a split personality - cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart. In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored. You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring. You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please. Your ideal relationship is comforting. You crave a relationship where you always feel warmth and love. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it. In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

Dirty Minds Are A Terrible Thing To Waste
Your Mind is PG-13 Rated Your mind is definitely a little dirty. You're naughty, but not trashy. You don't shy away from a dirty joke, and you're clearly not a prude. Do You Have a Dirty Mind?

In The Beginning
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds And Satan smiled. And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14. So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garl ic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast. God then said, "I have sent you heart-healthy vegetables an

Cherrytap Scam Please Read
Please read this There is a guy posing on myspace, cherrytap.com and yahoo as someone who works for a company called Ricoh. They are trying to get applicants from the U.S. to be reps for this company. The guy contacted me about the job and I figured it was a scam just the way it sounded. Usually these people don’t have pics and stuff on the Internet but he did. Well I filled out the application since he lived close to me and maybe I could get some info being the good little P.I. that I am. Well he started getting very stressed and wanted to know all kind of info about me that I would not give. Today by ups I received a 3000.00 check in the federal express. I knew not to cash it. It was fraud and I would have been in some big shit. I called info (being the p.i. that I am lol ) from the address that was on the letter. The address was fictitious and came up to a pharmacy. I talked to the manager and let them know what was going on. It had a different name and everything like it was a c

Thought This Was So Sweet
Never Have I Fallen Your lips speak soft sweetness Your touch a cool caress I am lost in your magic My heart beats within your chest I think of you each morning And dream of you each night I think of your arms being around me And cannot express my delight Never have I fallen But I am quickly on my way You hold a heart in your hands That has never before been given away

What I Love About You...
The sparkle in your eye, The warmth of your skin. Your breath on my neck, That quivers within. The touch of your hand, The smell of your hair. The kindness in your smile, That strength in your stare. Your kiss on my lips, Your body near mine. The stroke of your touch, That feeling inside. The sound of your voice, Compassion in your embrace. The serenity in your stride, The power in your face. The calming of your presence, The beating of your heart. The promise of tomorrow, That we may never part. The beauty of your kiss, and that magic in your touch. It is for all these reasons and more, Why I love you so much.

Sarcasum And You
You Have Your Sarcastic Moments While you're not sarcastic at all times, you definitely have a cynical edge. In your opinion, not all people are annoying. Some are dead! And although you do have your genuine moments, you can't help getting your zingers in. Some people might be a little hurt by your sarcasm, but it's more likely they think you're hilarious. How Sarcastic Are You?

Native American Elders
Honor the sacred. Honor the Earth, our Mother. Honor the Elders. Honor all with whom we share the Earth:- Four-legged, tow leggeds, winged ones, Swimmers, crawlers, plant and rock people. Walk in balance and beauty.

Lakota Instructions For Living
Friend do it this way- that is, whatever you do in life, do the very best you can with both your heart and mind. And if you do it that way, the Power Of The Universe will come to your assistance, if your heart and mind are in Unity. When one sits in the Hoop Of The People, one must be responsible because All of Creation is related. And the hurt of one is the hurt of all. And the honor of one is the honor of all. And whatever we do effects everything in the Universe. If you do it that way - that is, if you truely join your heart and mind as One - whatever you ask for, that's the Way It's Going To Be.

Poetry
My Snow White Queen Do you know how your voice haunts me still Can not shake your from my head Everywhere these feet travel In the corner of my mind My queen appears and she is you You were destined to be mine For you belong to me My snow white queen In the end you will know you are just like me Wicked to the core and full of All the darkness of the world Bound to me in mind and spirit I can not breathe for you beauty takes my breath away You can not scream For you know deep down this is way its meant to be Do not fight me please All I want now and forever is you Without you I can not Sleep or live I am losing my mind What left of my sanity from This obsession over you As you stare at me in all the madness Do you see yourself inside these eyes Feel the passion in a kiss Know its not for anyone else Brought you to this place and fell out of grace Heaven can hate me Hell can pity me I do not care anymore With me at last and forever My s

Poetry
Fate And Circumstances (by Missy) As words flow across the screen, Relationships are discussed Positions dreamed, Frustration intensifies. You say fate has brought us together But circumstances are keeping us apart Will fate and circumstances ever let us be as one?

Dear Friends
to all my friends im sorry that i haven't been on in a while but i became homeless for a month and didn't have a home so i couldn't get on to say hello but i did miss you all and haop you all are doing fine . now i have a home and my boyfriend got a good job so im back up and running missed you all.

It's Been A While Since...
Last night,I was given a verbal reprimand at work which I will only take partial responsibility for.A co-worker decided not to replace some food that used for the late night menu.Never the less,the food became spoiled.I take partial responsibility because I have seen her not replace food when it should be and I tell she should because eventually she(we) will be bitched at. I made the assumption that she would do the right thing this past Monday and she did not.Not to mention,the person who worked on Sunday,did not replace any old food.I woke yesterday morning thinking about all that and low and behold,the shit happened. I'm gonna play it cool and not rat her out to the chefs.It gives me the opportunity to step where she clearly she is not.Her current neglect is part of a growing list and the chefs know it.

Third Grade....
first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third -grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!" The teacher had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. The teacher agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9". Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36". And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the third-grade."

I Would Have Gotten Out Today
A woman awakens during the night to find her husband was not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of the night?". The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly. "Yes, I do" she replies. The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?". "Yes, I remember," said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or i'll send you to jail for

Art Gallery
A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking. The wife asks, "What are you waiting for?" The husband replies, "Autumn."

An Atheist...
A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Jeff proposed to me an hour ago." "Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked. "Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a hell." Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is."

Thank You!
To Kill an American You probably missed this in the rush of news, but there was actually a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper, an offer of a reward to anyone who killed an American, any American. So an Australian dentist wrote an editorial the following day to let everyone know what an American is . So they would know when they found one. (Good one, mate!!!!) "An American is English, or French, or Italian, Irish, German, Spanish, Polish, Russian or Greek. An American may also be Canadian, Mexican, African, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Australian, Iranian, Asian, or Arab, or Pakistani or Afghan. An American may also be a Comanche, Cherokee, Osage, Blackfoot, Navaho, Apache, Seminole or one of the many other tribes known as native Americans. An American is Christian, or he could be Jewish, or Buddhist, or Muslim. In fact, there are more Muslims in America than in Afghanistan . The only difference is that in America they are free to w

You Stole My Heart
You left me there Sad and alone To cry myself to sleep You told me that you loved me And stupidly i believed You stole my heart And I never missed it Until you crushed it in your hand You knew how I felt But you didn't care or understand You walked away Without a second thought or glance And there I stood alone I see empty eyes in the mirror Before they were full of life.

Me Like It Or Not
I read this the other day..and i agree with it whole heartedly... Juggalos (and juggalettes) are society's underdogs... poor ghetto freaks... eating ramen noodles... drinking faygo cola... and sporting pro wing shoes... made fun of in school... never accepted by anyone... tossed out by the world that didn't want them... these group of outcasts... brought together by the music and real life messages of the insane clown posse... are followers of the dark carnival and scapegoats of the world... Being a juggalos isn't about being a "fan" of icp... j and shaggs are juggalos themselves... being a juggalo is about individuality... no one is ever fully accepted in this world... and juggalos just don't give a fuck... so we sling our faygo, jam to the wicked shit, and wave our middle fingers to the legions of hypocrites, haters, and rich ass bitches trying to bring us down... Everyone in this world is so quick to judge... the close minded percentage of the population hears the "cuss words" in

1930
American popular music from the 1930's reflects the cultural and social conditions that shaped the American identity during the period. For the purposes of this academic endeavor, the term "popular music" applies to any music in any genre from a select time frame that aspired to and achieved popularity with a particular audience. The popular music of the thirties can be used as a lens to better understand the collective memory of the American people during a decade marked by the Depression, emerging technologies and the growing population of cities as many Americans relocated from rural areas. The music in these pages is in many ways reflective of how Americans imagined themselves during this period. It is important to note that all of the songs posted here were originally released as phonograph records, and as such were the products of an industrial process that shaped this imagination of national identity. the decade of the 1930's is divided into two halves, 1930-1934 and 1935-1

I Felt Like A Bird Killer :-(
ok so lets see some of you might remember the pic's i had psoted of the pigeon and eggs well here's what happend i moved into an apartment the last wednesday in may.we moved from a 4 bedroom huge house into a poststamp 2 bedroom apartment so yeah ummmmmmmmm the belcony was packed.well a pigeon nested there and laid 2 eggs.i was so excited i was gunna get to see baby birds.my kids we're so excited too.we just couldn't wait for them to hatch,we'd check on mama and take pic's of her and the egg. well we have 2 cats and we were keeping the glass door shut,so i dunno.i asked everyone did you let one of the cats in from the belcony?they said no.well mama was just gone.i didn't understand.daddy bird kept sitting on the roof next door and i just felt bad.well after a few days i went and tidy up one side and ummmm yeah so i find feathers and blood:-( ok so i don't no how,but yeah one of my cats had to of got her,i felt terrible,not only mom is dead but i killed the eggs. i couldn't m

State Police Warning
Please read this.....I hope that all of my Friends Post this and help keep our myspace friends safe. State police warning for online: Please read this "very carefully"..then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention to. If a person with the screen-name of RatBonesBlakStar or http://www.myspace.com/curtmanchst contacts you, do not reply. DO NOT talk to this person; do not answer any of his/her instant messages or e-mail. Whoever this person may be, he/she is a suspect for murder in the death of 56 women (so far) contacted through the Internet. Please send this to all the women on your buddy list and ask them to pass this on, as well. This screen-name was seen on Yahoo, AOL, AIM, and Excite so far. This is not a joke! Please send this to men too...just in case! Send to everyone you know! Ladies, this is serious. Gentlemen, PLEASE let your Lady Friends know.... This

Naught App
Fill Out This Naughty Application and the favor might be returned for you. Keep in mind it is naughty The Basics Name: Age: Height: Hair: Eyes: What is your....? Favorite Movie: Type of Music: Ideal Date: Do you...... Kiss on the first date: Kiss and Tell: Fuck on the first date: Prefer to give or recieve oral(or both): Would you...... Strip for me: Shower with me: Lay in bed with me: Fuck me: Perform Oral on me: Go out on a date with me: Take me out to see your parents: Kiss me: Repost this so I can do it for you: One Last Thing If you had me alone in a room for one hour, what would you do to me?

Discarded Love
Discarded Love Bleak midwinter And snow lies all around My heart is cold and empty And I long to walk on the hot sand With the sun burning my body And my love close at hand Will you ever return? Or will I always live in bleak midwinter Send me word of where you are Have you found a new love? Have you moved on to someone new? I am still in a frozen state Stuck rigid where you left me Unable to move on One kiss would thaw my bones One moment of bliss would unfreeze my toes I would follow you to the ends of the earth But my feet are frozen to the ground And all around there is no sound In this frozen wilderness I will live forever Suspended in time A monument to discarded love Not mine however just thought it was worth sharing.

My Job Experience
I was trying to remember all the odd jobs I had when I was cut off from my family and having to pay for school. I had to do what I needed to survive. I cut and pasted this. Store clerk- Millers Outpost Janitor- Lex Brodies Tires CNA- Northridge Hospital Host Diner- Mom & Pop Diner Short Order Cook- Dynasty2 Karate Instuctor- Team Karate Centrs Massage Tech- Inglewood Chiroprctic Clinic Gymnastics Coach- Junor Elite Training Center USGF Bank 10 Key Operator- Well Fargo Book Store Employee- Socalist Action Land Developer Associate- Sugarland Interest Politcal Consulting Associate- Burchill and Asso Pastry Chef- Whole Foods Bakery Hydroponic Grower- Self Drug Dealer- Self Rave Promoter- Long Beach Truck Driver- Golden West Industries Coal Miner- Msha Certified Chemical Company Mechanic- Golden West Lab Tech Assistant- MIT Bio Chem Dept Chemistry Teachers Assistant- MIT PHD Assi Chemical Developer- Bio Pharm Drug Maker- Self Production Assistant- Various Producti

Hooked - Chapter 3
Chapter 3 “Ya, mon…dat was hot!” growled a deep bass voice from nearby. We were both startled and you tried to cover up, but there was nothing to cover with, so you just hugged me tighter, my cock still buried inside you. Looking around, we finally located the source of the voice. A huge Rastafarian, at least 6’-7”, was standing about 10 feet away. A petite, blonde wearing a tiny white bikini top and some sort of wrap slung low around her waist, was fondling his hard 12” cock with both hands. Her white hands seemed so tiny compared to his huge, dark member. I looked at you and your eyes grew wider. “Karen???” you said incredulously. The petite blonde looked up and grinned. “Huh? Oh, hey! Kathy?! Damn, that was hot!” Karen’s speech was slurring a little. “I didn’t know that was you. Ya’ll really put on a show. Can you see this huge cock?” “Yeah…damn, I see it,” you replied. You sat up and wiggled your hips a little, which moved my cock around inside you. I guess t

Love Poem
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you.

Love Is ...
Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play, Love is what I feel for you, Each and every day, Love is like a smile, Love is like a song, Love is a great emotion, That keeps us going strong, I love you with my heart, My body and my soul, I love the way I keep loving, Like a love I can't control, So remember when your eyes meet mine, I love you with all my heart, And I have poured my entire soul into you, Right from the very start.

I Will Love You Forever
I love you so deeply, I love you so much, I love the sound of your voice And the way that we touch. I love your warm smile And your kind, thoughtful way, The joy that you bring To my life every day. I love you today As I have from the start, And I'll love you forever With all of my heart.

A White Rose
The red rose whispers of passion, And the white rose breathes of love; O, the red rose is a falcon, And the white rose is a dove. But I send you a cream-white rosebud With a flush on its petal tips; For the love that is purest and sweetest Has a kiss of desire on the lips.

Pledge Of Love
I've made a vow, to no one but you I pledge my love to forever be true I'll take care of you and treat you right I'll lay beside you all through the night I'll feed you and clothe you and keep you warm I'll hug you and kiss you and give shelter in the storm I'll help you and guide you and clear a path I'll protect you and shield you from an angry man's wrath I'll listen to your problems help you solve them too I'll make you a rainbow and let the sun shine through I'll take your side even if you're wrong Just to prove our love is strong I'll plant you flowers and make them grow They'll be a symbol of love that only we'll know I'll whisper your name when no one is near So low that only you can hear You'll feel my love even if we're apart You'll know that we are one in heart

A Friend's Greeting
I'd like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me; I'd like to be the help that you've been always glad to be; I'd like to mean as much to you each minute of the day As you have meant, old friend of mine, to me along the way. I'd like to do the big things and the splendid things for you, To brush the gray from out your skies and leave them only blue; I'd like to say the kindly things that I so oft have heard, And feel that I could rouse your soul the way that mine you've stirred. I'd like to give you back the joy that you have given me, Yet that were wishing you a need I hope will never be; I'd like to make you feel as rich as I, who travel on Undaunted in the darkest hours with you to lean upon. I'm wishing at this time that I could but repay A portion of the gladness that you've strewn along my way; And could I have one wish this year, this only would it be: I'd like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me.

To All My Friends Out There
You remind me of a flower, Pretty, inside and outside. A reason why people smile everyday, A gift to all. You remind me of chocolate, Luscious and sweet. Someone people can turn to in crisis, Loved by all. You remind me of a teddy, Cute and huggable. Someone people feel comfortable with, Special to all. You remind me of a balloon, Happy and bouncy. Someone people can have fun with, Enjoyed by all. You remind me of a lot of things, But nothing can compare to the real person, A friend I can look up to, Cherished by me.

I Finally Got Something I Wanted
ONE OF MY WISHES FINALLY CAME TRUE!!!!!!!!!!! I'M MOVING INTO A NEW APARTMENT. ON AUGUST 24 2007 I WILL BE MOVING INTO THE SECOND APARTMENT WE'VE RENTED(I.E. ME AND MY HUSBAND) TOGETHER IN OUR 7 AND A 1/2 YEARS TOGETHER. THANK GOD CAUSE HIS MOM WAS WORKING MY LAST NERVE AND I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I WAS GOING TO BE ABLE TO KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT. WELL THATS ALL PEACE AND CHICKEN GREASE OH YEAH AND I'M EXCITED AS HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To Much Stress
TO MUCH STRESS! I got built up anger, right in my chest, Sometimes I just want to confess. Moneys tight, Times are rough, I get irritated over stupid stuff. I got a promotion, And I was off, To be able , ready and be the boss. No one wants to listen, and I dont know why, sometimes I just want to break down and cry. Now I'm to the point that I want to blow, The stress is enough to tow. So what if I get fired, It's better than being tired. And what I deserve I cant get it, But should I expect, To get a little respect? Now I'm not hungry any more, and my stomach hurts like hell, and my throat is to dry to even yell. So leave me alone, you peices of shit, If you want to go then just split! I am tired of your lies, There's to much of that, and I am about to snap. Say what you want to say. I will not go down, I will rise above no matter how much you make me frown. You will not s

Don't Do This When You Are Bored At Work.
I had to go in early to work last night, luckily the work the line was doing was easy, but unfortunately that gave me almost 4 hours of uninterrupted boredom. I killed a little time drawing on some particle masks, I might load pics later, I found a dead wasp on the table my stuff was on so I spray painted it red, not sure why, but the guy I was working with liked it so much he put it in a bag to go show his wife. Then we went looking through the First Aid kit for something to use and we saw the stuff you break and put under the nose of someone who has fainted, which is just ammonia and alcohol. So being the inquisitive person that I am, when asked if I had ever smelled any of it I said no. The lesson learned, DO WHAT THE LABEL SAYS AND DON'T SMELL IT UNLESS IT IS BEING USED TO REVIVE YOU, Because that stuff stinks, it burned my nose and I can still smell it slightly 10 hours later. hahahaha

Heart Broken
In my dreams It is me in your arms My lips on yours There is only us And the clouds And the stars It is always the world and us It is always us against the world But in your arms I could take it Anything the world dished out And with your kisses I was strong again In my dreams it is always me in your arms My lips on yours But in reality It will always be another......

Story Of My Broken Heart
As I lay my ear upon her breast I hear her heart beating, thump thump. I feel like I can hear her love beating for me beneath her ribcage. Then I feel her lungs inhale, then shudder with an exhale. Something isn’t right, that breath was too shuddery. I look up, and I look into her deep blue eyes. I see a tear in the corner. It runs down the bridge of her nose, I wipe it away with my thumb, and look deeper in those eyes, seeing pain behind his eyes. “What’s wrong my dear?” I ask her, a questioningly look in my eyes. She shakes her head, looking away from me. “Is it me?” I ask her, my voice crackling at the very thought of the possibility. “I just don’t feel it anymore” she whispers as her voice cracks and tears spill from her eyes as she can’t look me in mine. I kiss away the first few tears, tasting the saltiness of them. “I love you.” I cry and lay my head on her breast again, and sob into her silken blouse. “I love you too.” she whispers back. she cries,

Pearl- Moon Planet
# Pearl-Planet Moon. # In the Astrological works the moon is considered as signification of heart (man) and thus wearing a Pearl brings one out of depressions and gives a calm and vibrant feeling. # The memory is also improved and the general interaction with other people is more fruitful. # It can cure all diseases arising out of heart. # The orange cosmic rays emitted by the Pearl helps in splitting and exploding the negative energy in the body. It helps in cleaning and decongestants the negative emotions and negative energy particles in the Aura. # It gives a clear complexion and if used as a powder on the face gives unique flow. This is a secret of Ayurveda known to few and used by even fewer people. In search of the recipe of Indian Moon Powder...

Frequently Asked Questions With Answers (author Unknown) About The Craft...
Frequently Asked Questions with Answers (Author Unknown) Q. What form does the practice of Witchcraft take? The form and context vary from group to group and between each ritual, and may run the gamut from elaborate ceremony to spontaneous ritual to simple meditation. Generally the practice is to consecrate a sacred space, the "circle" and then work magic and worship the Goddesses and Gods within it according to the forms agreed upon by that particular group of Witches. Q. How do you see the Goddess? As the immanent life force, as Mother Nature, the Earth, the Cosmos, the interconnectedness of all life. Q. Do all Witches practice their religion the same way? Yes and no. Wicca is a highly individual religion. Moreover, the number of different sects within the Craft may give the impression that no two groups practice the same way. Though practices may vary, most traditions have many similarities, such as the working of magic and a respect for nature. Most Wi

The Road Less Traveled
The Road Less Traveled by Kit McCallum How often we must bear the challenges of life; The endless roller coaster between happiness and sorrow; The constant ups and downs of daily strife. And always the question remains .... why? Life is not an easy road for most; It twists and turns with many forks in the road, Although always, and inevitably, we are given a choice ... Do we turn to the right ... or the left? Do we take the high road ... or the low road? Do we take the easy path ... or the difficult one? Decisions are not easy for those struggling for direction ... And sometimes the many choices and signs become overwhelming. While standing at a crossroads in life, The urge is to take the most comfortable path; The road with least resistance ... The shortest or most traveled route. And yet, if we've been down that comfortable road before; Have gleaned its lessons in life, and learned from our experiences; Do we yet again follow the known? Or does our de

Pre Season Game 2 Cowboys Vs Broncos
Game Preview: Denver at Dallas Broncos (1-0) vs. Cowboys (1-0), August 18, 7:00PM CT, CBS 11 Pre-Season Week 2 Preview: The Dallas Cowboys and Denver Broncos, both 1-0 on the preseason, will both play their 2nd preseason game of the year when the two teams clash at Texas Stadium this Saturday. It will be the Cowboys final home game until the regular season opener September 9 against the New York Giants. The Broncos will return home to Invesco Field for their final two pre-season games after Saturday night's game against Dallas before opening up their season on the road against the Buffalo Bills September 9. Denver came from behind to beat the San Francisco 49ers 17-13 at Bill Walsh Field at Monster Park. This was the 1st game there since the passing of Hall of Fame and legendary 49ers Head Coach Bill Walsh due to leukemia at the age of 75. The Cowboys stomped on the Indianapolis Colts early and never let up in route to a 23-10 victory at Texas Stadium. On Wednesday and T

If We Had Sex
If we Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15.How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you?

20 August 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Monday, August 20: Work may be crazy-busy, but the stars are sending the possibility for lots of movement in other areas, too. Taking a romantic chance -- putting yourself out there a little -- is favored now.

Life Changes
In about two weeks, I will be moving into my own apartment for the first time in seven years. See, my wife lost all her disability and housing benefits due to my income. This has caused a great financial strain that is preventing us from paying down debt and saving for our own house. Not to mention stress on our marriage that is causing us not to get along. So I found a place about a mile away that is still close to my job and her. Hopefully this will allow us to get our financial house in order and give our marriage a new angle to help us get along better. My new place itself is nice. I am getting a furnished one-bedroom apartment. The complex has a heated pool, gas BBQ grills and a tv-laundry lounge. It will be pretty spartan at first, but I hope to get stuff for it as time goes by.

My Contest Update & Ratings! Need Lotsa Help!
LESS THAN TWO WEEKS REMAIN, STILL BEHIND!!!!! LET'S GO ORANGE! VOTE BELOW IN MY CONTEST! VOTE IT 5 STARS!!!!! If you still haven't voted yet or would like to help me out in my contest, click the link below & vote "5 STARS" for my design. It would be greatly appreciated. Thank you again for your help. (repost of original by 'MrOrangeman - SHADY S*U*P*' on '2007-08-18 17:46:51')

Mother's Drug
MOTHERS WHO DRUG US!!! The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a Methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county and he asked me a rhetorical question. Why didn't we have a drug problem when you and I were growing up?" I replied; I had a drug problem when I was young: I was drug to church on Sunday morning. I was drug to church for weddings and funerals. I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather. I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults. I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, Spoke ill of the teacher or the preacher, or if I didn't put forth my best effort in everything that was asked of me. I was drug to the kitch

Priceless
After a hardy rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and alleys, a young mother watched her two little boys playing in the puddles through her kitchen window. The older of the two, a five year old lad, grabbed his sibling by the back of his head and shoved his face into one of the water holes. As the boy recovered and stood laughing and dripping, the mother was running towards them in a panic. "Why on earth did you do that to your little brother?!" she says she shook the older boy's shoulders in anger combined with relief. "We were just playing 'church' mommy," he said. "And I was just baptizing him.....'in the name of the Father, the Son and in the hole-he-goes.' "

Need A Smile For The Day?
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in some way to communicate ideas about God. Here are some of the results: scroll down. God is like. BAYER ASPIRIN He works miracles. God is like. a FORD He's got a better idea. God is like. COKE He's the real thing. God is like. HALLMARK CARDS He cares enough to send His very best. God is like. TIDE He gets the stains out that others leave behind. God is like. GENERAL ELECTRIC He brings good things to life. God is like. SEARS He has everything. God is like. ALKA-SELTZER Try Him, you'll like Him God is like. SCOTCH TAPE You can't see Him, but you know He's there. God is like. DELTA He's ready when you are. God is like. ALLSTATE You're in good hands with Him. God is like

Computer Problems
Computer Problems PROBLEM: Lady tries to turn on her computer, but it doesn't come on and...she calls the "Support Desk": SUPPORT: "Hello, technical support how can I help you?" LADY: Last night my computer started making a lot of hissing noise at me so I shut it down. This morning when I turned it on the computer started hissing and cracking,then started smoking and a bad smell, then nothing. SUPPORT: I will have a technician come over first thing this morning, just leave the computer just like it is so they can find the problem and fix it or change it out with another computer. Give me your address; phone number and the technician will be there just as soon as they can. When the technician got there, the lady showed the technician where the computer was, said what happened to it, this is what the technician found wrong. Take a look at the pictures... You won't believe your eyes!!! And you thought you had computer problems...

Signs Of Child Abuse
signs of child abuse Body: Child abuse is harm to, or neglect of, a child by another person, whether adult or child. Child abuse happens in all cultural, ethnic, and income groups. Child abuse can be physical, emotional - verbal, sexual or through neglect. Abuse may cause serious injury to the child and may even result in death. Signs of possible abuse include: Physical Abuse * Unexplained or repeated injuries such as welts, bruises, or burns. * Injuries that are in the shape of an object (belt buckle, electric cord, etc.) * Injuries not likely to happen given the age or ability of the child. For example, broken bones in a child too young to walk or climb. * Disagreement between the child's and the parent's explanation of the injury. * Unreasonable explanation of the injury. * Obvious neglect of the child (dirty, undernourished, inappropriate clothes for the weather, lack of medical or dental care). * Fearful behavior. Emotional - Verbal Abuse * Aggressive or wit

Take A Look
I wanted to remind everyone of my site. Please go look at it. Right now I'm saving money to build my own online radio station. So, please go take a look and tell me what you think. http: // mellyscorner . bravehost com

Land
Cold the winter wind did blow. Colder still the night. Wrapped in blankets, oh so thin... giving bare warmth to their flight. Samuel's father died in the stockade where the Cherokee were herded like cattle. It wasn't Samuel's fight... it wasn't even his battle. A mother wraps her nine year old, and holds him to her soul. She imparted the warmth of her body... but by morning her body was cold. He was too young to understand, when taken from her arms... "Mother, Mother", he cries, He does not understand the harm. Buried in a shallow grave along the trail they were forced to walk. He left the place where they had laid, and no one wondered why he didn't talk. Taken were his father and mother in the cruel march to the west... he would recall the story later, as only he could do best. Is it no wonder the tears still flow today? What was taken from Samuel Cloud can't be given back or forgotten. I know, I know...you were not

If We Had Sex Would You?
If we Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?14. Would you want me to take my time? 15.How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21

The Democratic Grasshopper
OLD VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold. MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself! ************************************************************ MODERN VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving. CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comforta

4 Rounds / 1 Session!
I will take you now by the hand, Lay down damn it, I push you on the bed. I strip my clothes off doing a dance instead Revealing my nice breast you take it all in. I’ll feel your arms giving you a chill, Make you so horny ,Please be still. Removing your shirt over your head Kissing and sucking your pecks, over and again. At this point you will be so hard Yearning for my mouth to be on your bod. Unbuckle your pants and off they will go My mouth makes it‘s way to the base you moan. I kiss and suck the base of your dick You continue to moan uummm suck it suck it. I do what you say without hesitation I cant wait, my mouth waters with anticipation. I slide my tongue all the way up your fat cock. Inserting it slowly, starting to suck While tasting pre-cum, the whole thing in my mouth I grab it firmly and up and down. I wont let you cum no way no how I want to enjoy it longer soaking in my mouth. I move faster and harder up then down all the whil

It Ends Tonight.......all-american Rejects
Your subtleties They strangle me I cant explain myself at all And all that wants And all that needs All I don't want to need at all The walls start breathing My mind's unweaving Maybe its best you leave me alone A weight is lifted on this evening I give the final blow When darkness turns to light, It ends tonight, It ends tonight. A falling star Least I fall alone. I can't explain what you can explain You're finding things that you didn't know I look at you with such disdain The walls start breathing My mind's unweaving Maybe it's best you leave me alone A weight is lifted on this evening I give the final blow When darkness turns to light, It ends tonight, It ends tonight. When darkness turns to light It ends tonight, It ends tonight. Just a little insight will make this right It's too late to fight It ends tonight, It ends tonight. Now I'm on my own side It's better than being on your side It's my fault when your blind It's better tha

Poem
Tears A shiver goes up my back I breathe you in as you explore my body Top to bottom Left to right Caressing with your hands as I kiss you As I touch you The motions form a misty cloud of passion For you are my light to get me through You control me in every way As you get on top of me Showing me not to be afraid I lick the sweat droplets off your neck For you taste sweet Like nectar from a flower The lights go dim And I close my eyes A harsh pain occurs Then nothing Except a short breathless moment of love And tears flowing from my eyes But I can’t help but smile Because it is only me and you tonight No one else No one can ruin this moment For you are my knight in armor Keeping me safe for eternity

Space Age Love Song
I saw your eyes, And you made me smile; For a little while I was falling in love. I saw your eyes, And you touched my mind. Although it took a while, I was falling in love. I saw your eyes, And you made me cry; And for a little while I was falling in love. I was falling in love. Falling in love. Falling in love. Falling in love. Falling in love.

Rockin Mondays In World Rock Radio
Click banner to enter lounge 12:00PM EST (Noon) For requests, hit me up on yahoo at kscrys 2:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at mystic_druid_777 4:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at sweetnloveable35 8:00PM EST Tonight on Rebbi's Rambunctious Noize.. It's time to "Get The Led Out" at 8pm.. 3 in a row from Zeppelin.. plus the latest in rock news, Foamy The Squirrel and non stop rock for 2 hours.. this is step 1 in my evil nefarious plan to rock the world til it screams no more. Rebbi's Rambunctious Noize on WORLDROCKRADIO.COM FROM 8-10PM est. To get in a request... shoot me an IM AOL IM: BunniRockRadio Yahoo IM: BunniRockRadio 10:00PM For requests, hit me up on yahoo at gjpsy_dreamer Click banner to enter lounge (repost of original by '~CSC~ - WRR Army Special Ops - ~Crazy Bitch~ NoBody Does It Better~~' on '2007-08-20 09:35:38') (repost of original by 'ChaosCowboy ~WRR Army~' on '2007-08-20 09:44:54') (

Ayo Technology
She she, she want it, I want to give it to her She know that, it's right here for her I want to, see you break it down I'm ballin', throw'n money around She work it girl, she work the pole She break it down, she take it low She fine as hell, she about the dough She doing her thing out on the floor Her money money, she makin' makin' Look at the way she shakin' shakin' Make you want to touch it, make you want to taste it Have you lustin' for her, go crazy face it Now don't stop, get it, get it The way she shakin' make you want to hit it Think she double jointed from the way she splitted Got you're head f**ked up from the way she did it She's so much more than you're used to She know's just how to move to seduce you She gone do the right thing and touch the right spot Dance in you're lap till you're ready to pop She always ready, when you want it she want it Like a nympho, the info, I show you where to meet her On the late night, till daylight the club jumpin' I

A Rant With A Repeat..sorry Cannot Let This Go...j
It is truly a shame when a Mother chooses to go on a date rather than have her children where she is required to by Court Order. I might not be the greatest Father in the world however, I have a court order and telling me that in the pouring rain she was at the park with my kids. Maybe I should contact Child Protective Services to check on the health and welfare of my children. I realize that the Custodial Parent does not want me around anymore that being said the Court Order is set up the way she requested it. Now that she has decided that everything else is more important than the kids seeing me she has tried everything in her power to make me stop driving 100 miles one way just to see the kids. Including inviting her entire family over and their friends and family. I am not claiming by any means to be the most responsible parent in the world. According to Friend of the Court guidelines, that is irrelevant I am still entitled to the Parenting Time as ordered by the Fami

My Bedroom Or Yours
I'll tell you what my bedroom looks like if you will tell what yours looks like.... 1. What size bed? King size...big playgrounds work better. 2. What kind of headboard? Large black leather 3. What kind of bedding? red or black satin sheets, black silk duvet and pillow shams. 4. Number of pillows? four king size 5. Any candles? Lots and Lots of candles 6. Any extras? Blindfold and handcuffs 7. Any entertainment? 30 inch LCD TV mounted on the wall and flat four dics Cd player with over 400 Cd's to choose from. 8. What's on the wall? Paintings of partially clothed woman and above the bed three pictures with the oriental symbols of ninja, warrior and samuria. 9. What are the colors of the furniture and accessories? All black and red with neutral walls and carpet 10. Mood lighting? Yes lots of it.

Barbwire Rose
I see you as a beautiful rose looking into ur eyes I see a blossom full of life Your skin soft as petals A tingle sensation goes through me when I touch Your aroma goes into my nose to my lungs filling them with pleasure Those lips colored deep red for passion When the petals fall there is nothing left except ur cold barbwire stem When you hold me the thorns piercing my skin It’s wrapping my body, chocking, digging my skin my blood flows out The thorns dig deeper in my skin scaring my soul My soul leaking going into my vanes and pouring into the floor of blood When you go I will heal in the outside but the inside I will still have the scars forever they stay Again and again I will have more scars Even though I will die I cant stop The heartless thorns are not the ones killing me It's your beauty that causes my pain my demise I cant stop thinking about your beauty I want to touch and hold even though I feel pain I cant let go. In ot

Without You
Without You" My tears are flowing for you As my mind wonders and heart beats My body is nothing without you And as the wetness of my cheek are beginning to dry And my thoughts weaken and try to forget I feel like nothing without you The beats within my chest were real, Something that no one will ever steal When there is nothing without you But as I try to forget you more and more My body grows weaker and begins to wear Mind floats, rises to react I know I'm nothing without you..

Path Of The Warrior
The path of the warrior, there is many to follow like there are many types of warriors. Some become warriors to protect the family, friends and country. Some become to gain riches, land and wealth. Some for self-esteem so maybe they can feel worth it in this world, or just to become the strongest. For me I take lonely path I fight to live in this world. I am alone I follow the path of the fist, the only truth I know. The fist doesn’t lie it represents you’re self, your heart, your emotions, your strength and your soul. My fist is full of sadness, pain, rage it seeks to go around the world to fight other warriors.

I Dont Need Him
How can you hate someone and still want to make them the center of your world? Even if I never see him again I just cant help but to hate what he has become. I havent talked to him in years but still I want him the same as before. I want to show him I dont need him to live my life. That he was wrong about me. About everything. Hes the one who needs me. I dont need him. Now he can kiss my ass and go to hell. There was a time when he was all I thought I would ever need in my life. The he proved me wrong. I found the truth. I dont need him.

Cam Girl Profile: Nyluh
Chances are, you've seen our latest girl from FOUNDRY CAMS a number of times in your travels across the big bad world wide web. Nyluh has one of the most recognizable faces and smiles of any cam girl ever to shake her ass on webcam. You've probably seen Nyluh in in this finger-licking good clip, or maybe you watched her stripping out of her robe down to her bra and panties. The point is, you know her face. You know her magnificent hiney. Now you're going to know what's bubbling up in that head of hers, because we sent her a whole mess of stupid, and she came back with a whole mess of... well, you'll see.... DEMONCOW: What gives you goosebumps? Nyluh: When I get to witness someone I love or admire achieving a long sought after goal (this would work better with an example, you know. We assume she's not talking about the time Uncle Ned finally was able to hold down forty-seven bratwursts at one sitting) DEMONCOW: Name a hidden talent not many people know about Nyluh: I have

Things
I'm sure everyone at some point has had alot on their mind and its easier for me as with some to write it all down. Iam not one to sit and tell people how I feel. Iam one that can write down all my feelings and it usually makes me feel better. This time around I can honestly say I have nothing negative to say. I have been so happy latley its almost to good to be true. Things may not be going the best right now but I can say I don't have to worry about a guy hurting me anymore. I have left my husbond and Iam moving on with my life. A person can only take so much before they break. I have found a great guy that I click with and seem to get along great. My kids like him alot along with my family which means the most to me. As for myself and how I feel I can't explain how I feel. I have never felt this way about anyone and I have never been with a guy that actually makes me happy and is happy to be with me. So with that being said I have choosen to take things slow so I don't get hurt. Iam

The Only Way I Know
The only way i know Even though this is the "Modern age" I still belive in the old ways Live by the sword dies by the sword. A true warriors weapon, it can cause death or protect the ones u care about. Guns to me are nothing but pussy ways to go in fighting. There no honor. At least with a sword u see ur enemy in the eyes, stare down, see ur enemys skill compare and see who is the strongest thats the only way to do in my point of view. If I could i put a sword on my back and just travel around the country. Fighting for my own brand of justice. I know im hella old school lol.

Thank You My Lord ;;today Was Awsome Ty>you Saved Me Again..
Lord you have saved me again , why I dont know but Ill do as im ask ; ill always have faith and follow you. and i wont question you > Your MY God ; OH I just cant stop cryng and my daughter she was so happy . I knew she was more worried than she sound on the phone. I owe you so much Lord .. So much.. Your always a carrying me . no matter what . Your here . My God is here with me . He can be with you too, Just have a great faith in him ;Ask him he,ll answere .He,ll comfort you , hold you close; Cause he loves you>> Amen!

Vision Of A Girl
I had a vision today of a child, my own, as it would be if her father was my current love. It was not strange because I had a similar sight, though in a dream, when I was with my ex. That little girl no longer exists and never shall, which pains me a little to think about, but in all honest it would probably be best. You see, for several years now I have already chosen the name of my daughter, because I am determined to have at least one girl. I'm not sure why I decided to chose it before ever having her, but it happened nonetheless. I struggled for years to think of a middle name that would match, but I couldnt until I had a dream in which I saw her, as with my ex, and it came to me. Her name will be Lorien Lee. In my dream I mused that I could call her Lori if she should tire of the oddness of her name, or as a sort of pet name... Lori Lee. And so it will be, whenever it happens. The girl I saw in my vision, was about 7 years of age and was smiling brightly at me. She w

My Diddy.......my Son
Diddy....my baby boy"xoxoxoxoox" Poem for Diddy..... I love you Diddy and Im so glad that you wanna come home.... Askin me this made you big ol' dad cry....... Got me askin' how I could be so blessed ... And wondering why........... Hearing you cry on the phone to far from a hug....... Now I know why Im legit and no longer a thug...... You broke my heart askin what if I forgot about you..... Theres so many reasons why I cant and here are some for you... I miss your lil' feet trottin' down the hall.... Your lil' stubborness that picks you up after every fall..... Love when you get it twisted and think its dad you'll be testin' When your in time out and tell me "Dad I learned my lesson" Boy I could go on for days but Ill keep things short and sweet...... The love I have for you...... Its what keeps daddy on his feet!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love you boy, Love Daddy

Live Life To The Fullest
Live life to the fullest, Because you only have one chance, Don't do anything you'll regret, Because you could be gone in a glance. When I die I want to be remembered, As the one who brought people joy, The one that showed compassion, And not just remembered as "that boy". Life is like a long road, Full of twists and turns, With lots of stops on the way, And one gets what one earns. When I die I hope to go to Heaven, And meet the Lord, Jesus Christ, That's why I don't want to live my life wrong, Or my chances will be sliced. It's not to late to ask for forgiveness, If you've sinned before, Because Jesus loves you so much, And he'll open up a whole new door. So remember this advice, When you go through your long journey, Don't try to be better than others, Because it's not a tourney. You could be gone in an instant, So why take the chance, Just ask for God to come in your heart, And your life will enhance.

Kinda Out Of It
I'm kinda out of it today and cant even seem to write anything. I want to post the wild dream I had last night but I can't stay focused. I think a combo of all the drinking ad stress have gotten to me. Soon I'm going to run away and reset myself. Maybe I'll come back knowing what I should be doing adn dealing with things better.

Beautiful Story....
Beautiful story.... makes you understand that things happen for a reason The brand new pastor and his wife, newly assigned to their first ministry, to reopen a church in suburban Brooklyn , arrived in early October excited about their opportunities When they saw their church, it was very run down and needed much work. They set a goal to have everything done in time to have their first service on Christmas Eve. They worked hard, repairing pews, plastering walls, painting, etc, and on December 18 were ahead of schedule and just about finished. On December 19 a terrible tempest - a driving rainstorm hit the area and lasted for two days. On the 21st, the pastor went over to the church. His heart sank when he saw that the roof had leaked, causing a large area of plaster about 20 feet by 8 feet to fall off the front wall of the sanctuary just behind the pulpit, beginning about head high. The pastor cleaned up the mess

New Focus
I have finally opened my eyes and seen where my focus should be lying. This is the new lease on my Fubar life. I will be posting blogs from now on only. I have my few friends on here that know that I love them dearly and I will continue to love them as they do me, but as far as "trying to hook up" with me...nah. I don't need it. I thought I was a great player in the game of life, but have been proven differently and I now know what to do. I need to focus on my writing. I am not a bad looking chick but I don't need the drama of all the other women on here coming to my page to "peep" in on me who happens to be on their man's page. It's not my fault you ain't keeping your girl happy enough that you have to come to my page to get your fill of a sexy woman and therefore making her come to my page to creep on your ass! LOL...keep her happy and you both will be happy, right? I don't know what I'm doing wrong to be alone in this life of mine or make a man not see my real worth as a woman, not

Playtime
...Stay... ...So we can play... ...All day... ...And all night... ...Please don't fight... ...My love center's so tight... ...Aching for you... ...Let's try something new... ...I'll keep on my shoes... ...Crawl on hands and knees... ...Twist you up in the sheets... ...Leave you no breath, just a wheeze... ...You must... ...Trust... ...In this lust... ...Let's make our own show... ...Get the camera, a video... ...Don't hold back, let it all go... ...Suck on my heels... ...Make me squeal... ...Devour me as if I'm your last meal... ...Baby... ...Tell me... ...What you need... ...Wanna bite at my lips?... ...Want me to crack the whip?... ...How bout my juices, want a sip?... ...Lemme give you a tip... ...Lay your tongue softly on my clit... ...Wiggle it just a little bit... ...Feel my back arch?... ...My mouth's dry and parched... ...Soon the explosions start... ...Makes my insides burn... ...Next it's your turn... ...Think you can handle me?... ...Oh t

Not My Writing But It Touches My Heart
MY MUMMY IS A SURVIVOR My Mummy is a survivor, or so I've heard it said. But I hear her crying at night when all others are in bed. I watch her lay awake at night and go to hold her hand. She doesn't know I'm with her to help her understand. But like the sands on the beach that never wash away... I watch over my surviving mummy, who thinks of me each day. She wears a smile for others...a smile of disguise. But through Heaven's door I see tears flowing from her eyes. My mummy tries to cope with death to keep my memory alive. But anyone who knows her knows it is her way to survive. As I watch over my surviving mum...through Heaven's open door. I try to tell her that angels protect me forever more. But I know that doesn't help her or ease the burden she bears. So if you get a chance, go visit her...And show her that you care. For no matter what she says...no matter what she feels. My surviving mom has a broken heart that time won't ever heal~! This poem w

Me As A Person
The day light breaks again Another day has begun. But still no sleep has come. My body is weary My mind overworked. I lie awake thinking But what I am unsure. I need to break free from the cycle I endure. Everyday is the same and the nights are undistinguished. I feel as though I am being pushed along with the tide Unable to break free from the everyday flow. This is not me I need to change, before time takes over And I am unable to change. I need to be freed from the grasp of ordinary And become that person I have always longed for. Express myself in every way, and conquer the dreams as I lie awake. Then I may fall asleep and put my mind to rest. Make changes in my life and help those in need. I would like to touch everyone's life in a positive way And leave my mark on society before I fade away.

When U Think Of Me
When you think, In your quiet moments, Do you think of me? Am I in your mind more constantly? Or, is it just the image of me, that runs through your head instead? I want to be the one you turn you to; when you need comfort and love. I want to be your joy in bed. I want to be everything that you need. The one you always turn to; Your partner in love. Your partner in life. Not just an image running thru your head, but in your life by your side. And when you cry I want to hear your screams and dry your eyes from deep inside to hug an hold and console your soul

Window Is Open
Here I lay, my nakedness, is exposed to you, but not just my skin, but my soul as well, For I cannot share, in these carnal pleasures, without opening up a part, of my innermost thoughts, and letting you in. Now the window is open, as I kiss you long and hard, I can't turn back now, the hunger is so strong, I can almost taste it now. Sharing our selves, skin sliding sensations, as I pull you closer, and let my tongue, explore you all over. Sliding down upon you, my wetness surrounds you, your hardness deep inside, moving finally together, in our own private dance. Sounds of pleasure, escape in loud moans, as we share one last thrust, exploding together at last, not letting each other go

Can U Feel It?
Tell me: Can u feel it? Do you know what you do to me when you speak those words in my ear? My tunnel gets moist and I stretch my hips your way to get a better feel. Let your hands roam my body and go to places they have never been before. Please my mind and body and I will do the same. I have waited so long to feel this from you. Now the day has come when you and I are one. You kiss my body from head to toe and suck on those special places. I lie you back and do the same, but you want this to be about me. You tell me to relax as your fingers explore my crevices deep within. I tense when you start to massage that special spot within my canal. I feel you getting harder and you start to stroke my spot even more. My head is back and eyes are closed. I'm whispering sweet words in Spanish...you don't know what I'm saying but it sounds sexy coming from the lips that were just wrapped around your package. You spread my legs wide and insert yourself into me. I wrap my legs around you and pull

Aint Love Grand
Subject: Love Poems WOMAN'S LOVE POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart, and strong. One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks. One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed. When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind. Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S LOVE POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Touching
I can hear the rain outside trickling down my window While my fingers drown in my own private Stream of water. It was just last night that you were here with me When our bodies became one and I Lost myself with you. Your taste still lingers in my mouth And your touch still burns on my skin. You've left this morning You've left me aching for more of you. I find myself thinking of you More than I ever though I would. You have such a hold on me I'd be willing to please you for eternity. I treasure each of your kisses And hate the feeling of being alone Since all I can do is touch myself And silently wish that you would be inside of me. I run my hands across my breasts remembering The way you did it last night. I feel fire between my thighs Once again with you on my mind. I have to finish this pleasure at once. I can't keep it locked up any longer Otherwise I'll explode with heartache. I reach the level of satisfaction for the moment. And my heart fl

Nothing Is What It Seems
Nothing Is What It Seems What is reality What is just a dream I am living? Hard to tell a difference anymore When i am awake am I really Or is this reality a dream that controls this mind And do I dream again within in My realistic dream world Living each day like I was awake Only to be sleeping my life away Am I really in control of myself Or is there some greater force then me Who controls all the things I do Is each step, each word I speak Been programmed and planned from day one Is there a such thing as fate Or is everything based upon Chance and choice As I awake each day to live life There is always that voice inside my head That still tells me to wake up Could it possibly be that my mind is aware? Of things I am not Is this life being controlled Like a puppet on strings The little voice in the back of my mind Continues to whisper to me Wake up,Wake up Before its to late Through these eyes this world I see Appears to be real

The Horse And The Rabbit
A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the rabbit to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The rabbit runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. He drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws theother end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! A few days later, the rabbit and horse were playing in the meadow again and the rabbit fell into the mud hole. The rabbit yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my dick and pull yourself up." And the rabbit did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes!

Golfing Agony
2 women golfers were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror >>>as her ball headed toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The >>>ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at >>>his >>>groin, fell to the ground, and proceeded to roll around in agony. The >>>women rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. "Please >>>allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I can relieve your >>>pain if you'll let me," she told him. "Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll >>>be >> >>>fine in a few minutes," the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying >>>in >> >>>the fetal position, still clasping his hands to his groin. At her >>>persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took >>>his >>>hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her >>>hands >>>inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long >>>moments and asked, "How does that feel?" He replied, "It

Only Us Stoners Know What's Up
Ya know I got 2 states of mind, stoned and asleep First I hit the sweetleaf, and then I have nice dreams When I get up, I wake and bake, take a piss and shake My clock stopped at four-twenty, what you want me to say I stay blazed all day, no matter where I’m creepin’ Hot boxin on your block, and at the spot on the weekends You’ll see smoke risin’, just who could it be It’s my rhyme and crime partner, d. dash l. o. c. Yeah that be me born and raised in the suburbs. Faded off the bud smoke blowin it at you nerds thanks johnny richter for your nice little hand Off I got some purple kush Did you bring the sand box? Let’s bounce some bud so we can make a little keefe Spice up the leaf before we smoke the tree Everybody in the scene Know we blow the most dosha That way they label up the kottonmouth solders. “we got all types”– at 4-2-0 yeah our clocks is always altered- “we talkin pounds” these Anti-hero’s are just here to serve you proper “roll that shit up” so leave

Our Love Perchance?
Has humanity torn our love perchance? A musical world a song or dance. We play along its a sweet enchant Cold unfeeling song of rants. Our soapbox of love and war what the hell are we fighting for? Soldiers live and Soldiers die a battle hymn, a battle cry. Our sweat, Our blood. our sheltered world is understood. Has humanity torn our love perchance? A hateful world our last dance.

Love In A Rhyme?
As our love starts to fade it cuts real deep like a blade My heart feels a little unpaid our love a foundation never laid If our love is underpaid our loathe and anger self-made Then surely we built our own blockade in maturity our masquerade...

Mathew 29- 31 And Mathew 13 ;5 -8 Many Will Come In Thy Lords Name But >
29 ; ; Jesus said to him : YOU shall Love The Lord God with all Your Heart, with all your Soul,and with all your Mind. 30;; This is first and greatest Commandant; 31;And the second,like it is ; You shall love you neighbor as yourself ; there fore is no other greater commandant greater than these. Mathew 13 ;5 ; Take heed that no one decieves you. 6 ;For many will come in My name saying, I am He; ,And will decieve many. 7 ;But when you hear wars and rumors of wars , do not be troubled, such things must happen but the end is not Yet. 8 ;For nation will rise against nation, and Kingdom against Kingdom. And there will be earth qaukes in various places, and there will be famines and troubles, these are the begining of sorrows.

Gghg
Random Do you have any pets? Nyet What color shirt are you wearing? black Name three things that are physically close to you: comp, couch, table? lol What is the last book you read? green eggs and ham xD Are you or were you a good student? nah not good What's your favorite sport? NONE Do you enjoy sleeping late? no What's the weather like right now? 67degrees F but apartment is COLD brrrr Who tells the best jokes? moi What was the last thing you dreamed about? dunno Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? yes...and NOOO *crosses fingers* Do you believe in karma? no Do you believe in luck? no Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up? poached xD Do you collect anything? If so, what? dust...i collect bitches online :P lol Are you proud of yourself? OUI Are you reliable? yes, but i dont like being it Have you ever given money to a bum? no What's your favorite food? italian Have you ever had a secret

Why Parent's Drink
Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Mom" With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Mom,: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Mom she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be gro

Restless
Tonight I'm feeling very restless..I'm having a glass of wine..just sitting here thinking..maybe wondering about my life..where it is..where it's going..and how to learn to live a bit more...most of the time I'm happy..and content..but sometimes I just wish for my day to bring a surprise..just something new and different..exciting maybe..who know...but tonight ..I'll just lay awake and dream..Deb

Oops Sorry
well im back sorry i havent posted like i said i would but i have been watching the races. there hasnt been at tuesday race in awhile from what i read im just glad it finally happen. so has anyone been watching nascar in primetime? its actully a cool show its on wed night at 8pm on abc you get to see the drivers and thier family and other behind the screen things its a cool show check it out some time well ill post again soon

Be Strong Honey!!!!
be strong honey, ..funny Body: A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Ethel
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in. One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!," he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said "On your way, Ma'am." As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of h

Romance, Senior-style
An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You use to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said: "Then you use to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said : "Then you use to bite my neck" Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed. "Where are you going ?" she asked."To get my teeth!" I'M A BAD GIRL WITH BAD TOYS.

Ode To Yahoo---a Fairytale
Ode To Yahoo A Fairytale There once was a magical land called Yahoo Chat It was in a castle that had stood the time of the ages It had many many rooms and many people dwelled in these rooms.. They were free to romp room to room, party,act silly,play music flirt and yes,even fall in love. One unsuspecting day a dark ominous cloud decended over the happy yahoo castle. Hordes surrounded yahoo with evil intent on their minds. There was in these throngs,booters,hackers,sex offenders,kiddy preditors molestors, robot ads,idiots, morons and dolts. The pilage was endless and unstoppable It was headed by many among them the dasdardly,evil, uncaring Sir John Hickibottom of England. If you crossed his path you endured his unceasing rath and rage. Yes, I was a part of the happier times at yahoo castle,flirting with gay abandon with any young maiden that caught my eye.. As I rode away from yahoo castle I stopped my horse on the hill and gazed at the burning yahoo castle. I s

Thursday Links: Rampage Jackson, Rich Vos, Erock's Busted Fridge, New Boobs On Ratemywow, New Photos, Traveling Virus In Nj This Weekend, New Vide
Hey you College-Aged Boys and Girls... WE'RE LOOKING FOR FALL INTERNS! APPLY ONLINE NOW! LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy Thursdee, kids (IS IT????)... It's a busy busy day, and the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram is broadcasting all kinds of goodness for your listening pleasure. Today, we have MMA fighter Rampage Jackson (check out this video of him shopping for a jockstrap) stopping by to chit-chat. Our pal Rich Vos will also be hanging around to tell us all about being a daddy for the third time...and plugging his DVDs. Remember, if you want to see any of the in-studio goodness, breakfast and booger-eating, just turn on your PALTALK and go to the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room. Of course, you might want to check out the Ladies Of PALTALK, who spend their mornings showering, sleeping nude, getting dressed, having the morning sex, or having a morning dump (scratch that last one). Our own E Rock has a busted fridge. That's kind of an underst

Part 3
Love was great, then you betrayed me, all i felt was pain, like there was a knife in my heart, you drove it deeper, then tore it out, as I bled the room darkened, the walls no longer trapped me, but now a dark mist, i thought our love was the key. But that was only step one of the journey, a long journey, towards true happiness, will it ever end?, will the darkness ever become bright again?, you look upon me, i reach out my hand so you could grab me, When i get to the top you push me back down into the hole, when will my journey start again?

My Life Poem
I came in to this world Like a bat out of hell... One hot summer night....... From that day on i have known i was born to fight..... To fight for all i believe is right..... For i am a demon of the night.... I ride hard and i fight harder.... For i am of the Hells Angels.. I have power soon to have fame... But this is not why i am here... I am here to fight for what i believe is right.... My bike screams into the night.... The barrel of my gun breathes fire as if its a dragon... A body hits the ground.... Blood poors upon the earth....... Just another night in paridise?....... No its not paridise..... Its a war.... A never ending battle too fight for my right to freedom.... My right to live and ride free...... If you dont like my life style so fucking what....... You dont want to face this demon then stay the fuck out of my way......... For i am gonna go far in life... I am on a fast track to the top..... Life is short and i have a ways to goo... I will get t

Forbidden Dream..
I am writing poems… everyday.. I can’t hide mine feeling any longer…end have to say.. You are … “breathtaking beautiful woman”.. first I didn’t recognize.. You are world’s most beautiful creation… It’s in your eyes.. You are so beautiful…it cant be true.. It’s you that make’s the difference… yes you do.. Don’t wane wake up…end go on sorting another day for you.. Wane keep on dreaming… end feel the rhythm of your heart “yes I do”.. Lay down for one’s in mine arms…end looking ad the stars ad night.. Feeling your warmth… but mine heart telling me it isn’t right.. I can tell ore express the depth… off mine feelings torts you.. Maybe in this real life… you didn’t knew… this feeling resist “howl I want is one moment with you”..

The Last Supper
Just recently got turned onto this european power metal group.......Gotta truly say that they rock out!....But in particular,their song Grave in no Man's Land is friggin awsome!....It's off of their LP The last Supper,you should check it!

24 August 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Friday, August 24: You'll unwittingly find your self in the receiving end of a slanderous comment today. Shout and point and make a fuss and they will know its true. Quietly go about your business let the whole thing blow over and no one will believe it.

Friday Links: Car Crash Comedy, Bob Saget, Naked Girls On Paltalk, Is Tom Alive? New O&a Video, New Audio Player, Traveling Virus In Nj Tomorrow, New
Oh lord...what a way to wake up on a Friday morning ... Nude Ladies on Paltalk! (Thank you BabyGirl, RedRum and Flightbenefits) LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) We have a busy-as-hell show today, kids...so buckle up and get ready for some funny...or some slightly funny. We're doing Car Crash Comedy in studio today, and a bunch of amateur comedians will compete for a chance to open up at the Traveling Virus tomorrow at PNC BANK Arts Center in Holmdel, NJ (get your tickets, Chester). Our buddy Bob Saget is in studio to help judge the comics. Also, our pal Mick Foley is here to force-feed our own Sam steak, rice, and sweet potato pie (because Sam won't eat normal food). Finally, our pal Lewis Black decided to stop by and watch the festivities...and comment on how immature we are. Lewis Black, Mick Foley and Bob Saget will be at the Traveling Virus show tomorrow night at PNC. Now, Sam does do one thing very well, and that is providing us with new O&

True Friendship
Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families; their homes; their jobs; their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation. Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window. The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside. The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake.... Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a f

Daily Bible Verse
He who believes in Him [who clings to, trusts in, relies on Him] is not judged [he who trusts in Him never comes up for judgment; for him there is no rejection, no condemnation- -he incurs no damnation]; but he who does not believe (cleave to, rely on, trust in Him) is judged already [he has already been convicted and has already received his sentence] because he has not believed in and trusted in the name of the only begotten Son of God. [He is condemned for refusing to let his trust rest in Christ's name.] John 3:18 (Amplified Bible) Cool Myspace Comments

I Stopusing
I stop using any shout box or yahoo It is so hard to get a hold of people to talk too and see whats new with them, but if you want to wrie me to see whats up I be glad to write back , maybe I can write people to know them that way instead of chat no it is not going to work If you write me and I can you back I don't bite at all

Poetry
Mirror I am silver and exact. I have no preconceptions. Whatever I see I swallow immediately Just as it is, unmisted by love or dislike. I am not cruel, only truthful ‚ The eye of a little god, four-cornered. Most of the time I meditate on the opposite wall. It is pink, with speckles. I have looked at it so long I think it is part of my heart. But it flickers. Faces and darkness separate us over and over. Now I am a lake. A woman bends over me, Searching my reaches for what she really is. Then she turns to those liars, the candles or the moon. I see her back, and reflect it faithfully. She rewards me with tears and an agitation of hands. I am important to her. She comes and goes. Each morning it is her face that replaces the darkness. In me she has drowned a young girl, and in me an old woman Rises toward her day after day, like a terrible fish. Sylvia Plath

Please Read... I Did And Freaked
Very important info ..... Google has implemented a new feature which enables you to type a telephone number into the search bar and hit enter and you will be given the person's name and address. If you then hit Map you will get a map to the person's house.. Everyone should be aware of this! It's a nationwide reverse telephone book. If a child gives out his/her phone number, someone can now look it up to find out where he/she lives. The safety issues are obvious, and alarming!!! Note that you can have your phone number removed or blocked. I tried my number and it came up along with the mapquest and directions straight to our house. I did fill out the removal form for myself, and encourage all of you to do the same. Quite scary! Please look up your own number!!!!!!! In order to test whether your phone number is mapped, go to: Google ( http://www.google.com/ ) Type your phone number in the search bar (i.e. 555-555-1212) and hit enter. If you want to BLOCK Google from divulging your privat

Verification E-mail
Hi All! I thought I'd start a blog to share with you my thoughts and feelings on life in general. And hopefully you'll feel free to add your own opinions. I look forward to hearing from you! :-D Ok, my first thought is more of a question. I have been waiting for a week to get a verification e-mail from Fubar so I can level up. I know that Baby J and crew are very busy, and that I'm not the only member on this site. But geeeeez! I keep getting messages to verify my e-mail, but I can't do that until they send me one. Has anyone else run into this? If so, how did you handle it? Ok, your turn! :-)

The Zoo
It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. He's wearing his normal jeans and a T-shirt. The zoo is not very busy this morning. As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very large hairy gorilla. Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape. (no pun intended.) He jumps up on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny. He suggests that his wife teases the poor fellow some more. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and play along. She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She does, and Mr. Goril

Really Need Your Prayers
One of my close personal friends got in a wreck today and flipped her car. She is 8 1/2 months pregnant. She was admitted into the hospital and the doctors are inducing her labor because of complications. If you believe in the power of prayer please keep her in your hearts and minds tonight and please keep praying for her and her baby. Thank you all so much.

Find Your Tree..
WHAT TREE DID YOU FALL FROM? Find your birthday and then find your tree. This is cool and somewhat accurate. Then send it to your friends, including the one that sent it to you, so they can find out what tree they fell from, but do not forget to change the subject line to your tree. Find your tree below and see what you are like... Dec 23 to Jan 01 Apple Tree Jan 01 to Jan 11 Fir Tree Jan 12 to Jan 24 Elm Tree Jan 25 to Feb 03 Cypress Tree Feb 04 to Feb 08 Poplar Tree Feb 09 to Feb 18 Cedar Tree Feb 19 to Feb 28 Pine Tree Mar 01 to Mar 10 Weeping Willow Tree Mar 11 to Mar 20 Lime Tree Mar 21 (only) Oak Tree Mar 22 to Mar 31 Hazelnut Tree Apr 01 to Apr 10 Rowan Tree Apr 11 to Apr 20 Maple Tree Apr 21 to Apr 30 Walnut Tree May 01 to May 14 Poplar Tree May 15 to May 24 Chestnut Tree May 25 to Jun 03 Ash Tree Jun 04 to Jun 13 Hornbeam Tree Jun 14 to Jun 23 Fig Tree Jun 24

Angel Of Death
I sit and pray for the angel of death take this old body to the land of death because the world is full of hate and crime let me be with my kind in death I no longer have the will to live in world of hate Teshanna Kathleen Stephens Copyright ©2007 Teshanna Kathleen Stephens

For Olivia My Niece And The Babes I Never Knew
Don’t let them say I wasn’t born, that something stopped my heart, I felt each tender squeeze you gave, I loved you from the start. Although my body you can’t hold, it doesn’t mean I’m gone, This world was worthy not of me, God chose that I move on, I know the pain that drowns your soul, what you are forced to face, You have my word, I’ll fill your arms, someday we will embrace. You’ll hear that it was “meant to be, God doesn’t make mistakes” But that won’t soften your worst blow or make your heart not ache. I’m watching over all you do, another child you’ll bear, Believe me when I say to you, that I am always there. There will come a time, I promise you, when you will hold my hand, Stroke my face and kiss my lips and then you’ll understand. Although I never breathed your air, or gazed into your eyes, That doesn’t mean I never “was”…An Angel Never Dies.

Feelings
Feelings are everywhere Everyone has feelings a human,a kitten,a dog,a cat, when in hurt and sorrow when in fear you have feelings towards everything on this so called Planet earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~ written by Raina kinky lil sex kitten *~*~*~*~*~*~

Romance
A Romantic setting here we are two people in love without a word,without a touch of a hand, without making love,without any of those things they are still in love within eachother in there hearts and in there souls. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ written by Raina aka kinky lil sex kitten ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

I Thank You
I thank you You stood near me when things Were tough, and I’m grateful You shared with me the happy and sad times, You gave me memories that i Don’t have to dream about You also gave me love and joy That is truly hard to find And I thank you for giving it to me You’re one of a kind

Deep Thoughts
Deep Thoughts Always remember, 49.9% of your friends are below average. It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. If at first you don't succeed, blame it on your parents. The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil. For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers. 14% of Americans surveyed agree that Puerto Rico should not be the 51st state because "that extra star would make the flag look bad." 23% of Perot voters say, "The candidate I vote for usually loses." 17% of college graduates would punch themselves really hard in the face for $50. 28% of Americans think that our army's high-tech military equipment is too expensive to risk in combat. One third of American women agree that baseb

True Friendship
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words and speak slowly. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy a**. 9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask ? , Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

Fubar
Well Ive been a member here for about 1 week... and a member of myspace for almost 2 years. In the time that Ive been on here Ive found it to make myspace look like crap. Seriously, this place has nicer people thats for sure. Im actually considering deleting myspace. But I guess people are on these types of sites for different reasons. Friends, relationships, cybersex, everyone has their own reasons I guess. Me? Im here to meet new people, and if it develops into something more... so be it. I guess after being separated for 3 years and divorced for almost 6 months now, that Im ready to get back into the "dating game". Its a scary thought thats for sure..lol. So what are your reasons for being on here?? Be interesting to see if people are just here for a bit of online "sex fun" or are looking for something more.

The Realities Of The Virtual World
So what beagn as an accidental stumbleing onto this interesting little site called Fubar has opened a whole new door for me into the virtual world of computer sex, dishonesty and mistrust. I was only working a case (I freelance as a private investigator) when I came accross this site. Being the in inquisitive individual that I am I created a profile and began to investigate the many pathways it opened. Needless to say there are quit a few twist and turns and surprises along the way. This virtual world is very reminiscence of an old eighties television show I used to adore called Max Headroom. It is were everything revolved around the virtual world such as computers and television. Humans had very little pyhsical contact and everything was never as it seems. That seems to prove the same for this enviroment were sad and lonely souls are lost and looking for someone special and lots of dishonesty and deception abound abudently. I do not understand why humans beings insist on trying to be

For A Quarter
One day a husband was leaving for work and he tells his wife if you have any sex with someone I will rip your pubic hair out. He leaves and she gets horny, and asks a black guy to have sex with her. He says for a quarter and says lets go up stairs. He says for a quarter and she says get in the bed. He says for a quarter and they have sex. Her husband pulls up and the lady says get under the bed. He says for a quarter. The husband comes in and see's she has no underwear on and he says I told you. He see's a black hair and pulls on it and it doesn’t come out of there. He says come out of there you black mother f**ker. The man under the bed says for a quarter. What is the quarter about?

Past, Present And Future
The past is something you cannot change but can only learn from. To hold onto it in any manner of anger hurt or distrust is not in any way benificial to the present and will only affect the future. You cannot judge people places or things by the people places or things in your past. Only use what happened in the past to adjust and perfect the current state of being and thus ensure yourself a more perfect future. Everything in the past teaches a lesson or enlightens us to what we should change inside of ourselves in order not to make the same mistakes again. No person is perfect. No situation perfect. No concept perfect. It is all how you relate to them that matters. It changes the outcome of the future for the better if you admit that you were selfish or immature in the past situation and due to that realization your current or future situation will turn out very differant in the end. If you believe in yourself, others will believe in you. If you trust yourself others will trust you. I

About Me
(alright I"M putting this in here ** who reads it anyway don't even know people ask me 2 put it alright i put it there happy) )::::::::::: alright this is my 2nd account the 1st one people started crap with me. alright 2 everyone i ain't here for crap or drama if you have either of those take it somewhere else oh boo go home and cry 2 your mom dad bf or girl friend or hubby or wife here are the basic: that's all heck no one ever read this crap anyway oh my god get a ******* clue if so you cheated on your hubby or bf don't panic well it depends if or what ya did 2 him anyway if your a hot babe drop me a line love talking 2 ya next thing if anyone needs advice i'll be here alright yea i'll try 2 help alright if you want help alright next thing let see oh yea i love country music yep oh and i love scary movie try 2 see as many as i can oh how do contact me ********* like anyone wants 2 talk 2 me heck half of people have fa

Blowjob Etiquette (by A Female)
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've jus

Open Letter To Uncle Sam
An Open Letter to my Uncle Sam by Jack Ravencrow Hey Uncle Sam, remember me? I'm number 523-21-35. I served for you in the U.S. Navy and the U.S. Marines. I've been sending you 15 to 30% of my salary since my first job. That's more than the raven mocker evangelists ask for on tv. I was willing to lay my life on the line for you when I was young. I'm still willing to now that I'm old. You did help me get through college on the GI Bill, and I am grateful for that, but that was thirty-two years ago. I haven't asked you for a favor since then. I would like to ask one now. You have honored some great Americans with a national holiday. You've honored some ethnic Americans with a national holiday i.e. St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day. You remember the ravenmocker President, don't you? Andrew jackson, who signed the 1830 Indian Removal Act, that caused the deaths of thousands upon thousands of Native Americans. He was rewarded with a landslide victory. He promptly rewarded h

My Pomes:
Fly Time: Its Time For Me To Fly. I must hold my head up high. I must not cry. For I am loved by you. You help me to be strong. You tell me you love me for the person I am. I have to fly one more time into your strong loveing arms. Your my every strength and joy. Fitting In: Sometimes you fell like you dont fit in. Sometimes you just want to scream why Me. You fight and Fight at being something just to fit in. You fight until you cant fight anymore and finally when you do fit in You dont like what you done to your self. You see a diffrent Person when you look in the Mirror. And you say to Your Self that Person in the Mirror is A Stranger and relaize your your own Person and not trying to fit in anymore.Is the New you. Pain: I cant take this anymore. Why must I fell Pain and Suffering. Is it because I wasent Perfect enough for you Why did you pretend everything was once right with us when it wasent. Was all the time we spent together nothing. And I am Nothing m

Psalm 55:22
Psalm 55:22 --- you really need to read this. 'Friends are God's way of taking care of us.' This was written by a Metro Denver Hospice Physician: I was driving home from a meeting this evening about 5, stuck in traffic on Colorado Blvd., and the car started to choke and splutter and die - I barely managed to coast, cursing, into a gas station, glad only that I would not be blocking traffic and would have a somewhat warm spot to wait for the tow truck. It wouldn't eve n turn over. Before I could make the call, I saw a woman walking out of the 'quickie mart ' building, and it looked like she slipped on some ice and fell into a Gas pump, so I got out to see if she was okay When I got there, it looked more like she had been overcome by sobs than that she had fallen; she was a young woman who looked really haggard with dark circles under her eyes. She dropped something as I helped her up, and I picked it up to give it to her. It was a nickel. At that

People
this is a unique site. in the time ive been on here this is its third name now... fist lostcherry then cherrytap and now fubar. the girls on this site have it very easy because most the guys on this site are here to look at girls and the girls know that so they post revealing pictures on here. i have no problem with this or anything just saying that girls have it alot easer than guys do because guys are more desperate

I Have Tryed !!!
You know there is a point and time in your life that you say enough is enough. What is all the sence of you betting yourself up over somethig that you know just will not turn out the way you have hoped it would. all your hope has gone out the window. It might as well be trashed. Well that is what I feel like a pice of trash. All my hopes and dreams go along with it.So I had some proublems with going through a change of life. So what???? And now I am being told that I need to get some help copping with yet Bipoler???? Oh my God!!!!. Why get all doped up on meds????? It is not bad enough I am already on meds for other proublems. And now I am faceing a possable divorce and I am to take it lightly, like it is a joke??? Get a life!!!!! I feel that I have done nothing wrong!!! So people fight in there marrages and thay try to get through the tuff times. But at times there are other things that cant be worked out. But I am sorry this can. But the other person will not even give me the cha

Romance
As the morning sun rises, and we start a new day, let me tell you the love we shared last night, in my heart will always stay. It makes no difference how long we've been together, your love is always sweet, You love me like the day we first met, it's beyond my belief. If I had my way, the world would be yours' and the beauty that it holds, but for now let's be together and dream. I know the day that I first saw you, the sun shining in your hair, I knew evrywhere you were, I wanted to be there. The memory of that day, runs around in my hearts mind, I'm so thankful now, that you say, your love is mine. It makes no difference how long we've been together, your love is always sweet, You love me like the day we first met, it's beyond my belief. If I had my way, the world would be yours' and the beauty that it holds, but for now let's be together and dream. They say that love is blind, I'm glad that's not always true, for if love was blind my eyes could never see, the beauty of y

On A Eagle's Wings
ON A EAGLE'S WINGS Watch the eagle fly Through the misty blue sky Feel the freedom she brings As she spreads her wings Grab a hold take a ride On her wings you will glide Let the breeze brush against your hair For a moment forget your cares Close your eyes As you soar up high Through the misty blue sky When she swoops down low Ease your troubled soul Do you feel the freedom she brings When you have a hold of her wings The spell will be broken if you look around You will find yourself on solid ground But for a moment You were left with a magical gift That gave your spirit a lift In that moment you took the time To ease your troubled mind Now make a wish That life could really be like this c)Jody Dickey

Wild Irish Ho's
Wild Irish Ho's An Irish daughter had not been home for over five years. Upon her return, her father cursed her. Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru? The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a prostitute..." "Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family." "OK, Dad -- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5 million." "For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club... (takes a breath)... and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and..." "Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad. Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff..

The Wait
Time Clicks as I await The hour ends before my take Sitting, thinking, waiting; my mind escapes The day grows old as night passes Wolves crying, coyotes howling; anticipating Watching, staring, seeing -- nothing Silence begins the day as morning comes without notice Tears begin to fall, slowly The day moves on without hope Wishing to be what is not to be The sun moves to its peak without a whisper or retreat Time moving, but still empty Stomach aching, curling Still waiting

Everlasting Love
What is it about you? That makes my stomach turn My heart beat fast My mouth curl Is it your beautiful smile? Your sexy lips The sweetness of your voice Or just what whisper me The many things we had and shared The sunsets The candlelight dinners Our passion and love The ways we talked and laughed Were only dreams before we met Now turned into reality How I wish this will last for eternity E

1 John ; 4 ; 4
4 ; you are little children of God , and have over come them, because ; He who is in you is greater; than He who is in the world. 5 ; they are of the world , Therefore they speek as as of the world, and the world hears them. 6 ; we are of God, he who knows God hears us. he who is not of God does not hear; By this we know the spirit of truth and the spirit of errow. Amen !!

God Comes To You In Need When You Dont >.
He is there. Cause we cant see or wont hear ;we are hurting or grieving or lost or just having a bad day or other stuf in our lives going on to bring pain and sorrows and trouble to us.but God is close by waiting for you to ask In his name to help and show you to love you . But some times he answers; and In his time and not always the answer your wanting or looking for . But he has a plan and; His will be done. he knew you an your heart before you be born ;and your life was already known by Our Lord. His will be done now. and It might not not always be the answer, your looking for but; God has a plan for all ; He will Do his will . It,s best we have faith to belive what he has in store for our lives , If we have faith unshakable , then we can survive and love and have joy and we can lay all burdens on Our Lord , and still show love and smile and help others and . well if our day isnt going so well ,Did not Jesus give us a new commandant saying that I give to you that y

Protection Spells
Protection Spells These spells are to protect yourself or others. Spells Malice Mirror Spell Protection Candle Spell Quick Protection Chant Thread Bottle Spell Three Red Leaves Spell Malice Mirror Spell Supplies: Hand Mirror Black Candle Incense Black string Directions: Cast your circle by whatever method your normally use. Hold the mirror so it reflects your face and say: I am immune to their hate, their malice. I will not accept their guilt or their intolerance. Their words and thoughts are no bane to me. Light the candle. Hold the mirror behind the candle and say: As this mirror reflects back the light of this candle so shall these things be reflected back to their sender(s). As the mirror neither adds nor subtracts from the reflection I shall add no malice to nor subtract any from that which I send back. As it comes to me so shall it return to them. Tie the black string in three knots. As you tie each knot say:

Chief Seattle Wrote-
Chief Seattle wrote this and it is so beautiful in my eyes. It really speaks to me and I would like to share it with you. These words were written in 1852. " The president in Washington sends word that he wishes to buy our land. But how can you buy or sell the sky? The land? The idea is strange to us. If we do not own the freshness of the air and the sparkle of the water, how can you buy them? Every part of this earth is sacred to my people. Every shining pine needle, every sandy shore, every mist in the dark woods, every meadow, every humming insect. All are holy in the memory and experience of my people. We know the sap which courses through the trees as we know the blood courses through our veins. We are a part of the earth and it is a part of us. The perfumed flowers are our sisters. The bear, the deer, the great eagle, these are our brothers. The rocky crests, the juices in the meadow, the body heat of the pony and man, all belong to the same family. The shining water that

My Perfect Gent
My Perfect Gent by Jacqueline You’re the sun in my day, the moon in my night. And just like a star - you shine brighter than bright. You’re the end of my rainbow, my crock of gold. You’re my sweetheart, my darling, to have & to hold. You’re the man of my dreams, the one I adore. And as hard as I wish - I couldn't wish for any more. You’re the rock that I cling to, when the tide is high. You soar like an eagle - and help me to fly. You’re my knight in shining armor, proud upon your steed. Always there when I call you - to answer my need. You’re the love that I've searched for all of my life. You are surely heaven sent. You’re the man that I cherish - You’re my "perfect gent."

The Ethics Of Love Spells
To gain the love of someone: On a night of the full moon, walk to a spot beneath your beloved's bedroom window, and whisper his/her name three times to the nightwind. --Ozark love spell -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Is there ever a way to do a love spell and yet stay within the parameters of the Witch's Rede? It seems to be an immutable law of nature. You are interviewed by a local radio or TV station, or in some local newspaper. The topic of the interview is Witchcraft or Paganism, and you spend the better part of an hour brilliantly articulating your beliefs, your devotion to Goddess and nature, the difference between Witchcraft and Satanism, and generally enlightening the public at large. The next day, you are flooded with calls. Is it people complimenting you on such a splendid interview? No. People wanting to find out more about the religion of Wicca? Huh-uh. People who are even vaguely interested in what you had

Today On Worldrock Radio
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Your Comments On This Sotryi Have Written
The Heart shine Eric Ethan Let your heart shine through the pain and sorrow that’s in you. Let your heart shine and yell on the mountain top how you feel .It makes you feel good inside when you yell. Let your heart shine with love , caring, passion, and share of thoughts. Let your heart shine of laughter and smile. Let your heart shine to with good feelings of good dreams. Let your heart spread to other friends that need that smile, laugh and caring. Let your heart be filled with gold that shines today The End with a lot hugs and smiles

Yes I'm Guilty
August 27, 2007 Where Have All the Cowboys Gone It's funny how people get so offended and hurt when the team loses (understandably, I'm one of the guilty). It's a preseason game, not a playoff game. The good thing is we can learn from the experience and it isn't going to hurt us one bit. Of course it's nice to win every game no matter the caliber, but sometimes it helps not to go into the season with a "big head" or overblown confidence when you start playing teams like New England and Chicago just to name a few. I do believe that Gramatica has lost his job as starting kicker, especially if the rumors are true that he pulled a hamstring Saturday night. Missing an extra-point kick is really not the way you impress your coach when you're battling for the starting position. Of all teams, we certainly know how much a missed kick can hurt! If you're wondering when to expect Greg Ellis back on the field, good luck finding the answer. No one knows or can even speculate when to expect

World With Mother
Sister is Not only girl... Sister is Not only love... Sister is Not only gift... Sister is Not only girl friend... Sister is Not only... At only... My blood relation... Sister is World wide Mother... Mother also World wide sister.... For the world...! W

How To Get A Refund From Wal-mart!!!
A woman went to a WalMart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,"PINCH MY NIPPLES,PINCH MY NIPPLES,PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!" The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?" She explains the problem with the toaster, and he also tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams,"PINCH MY NIPPLES,PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!" which begins to draw an even bigger crowd! In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?" In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED !!"

I Owe My Mother
I Owe My Mother 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4 My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taugh

Fix A Fence At The White House
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C.; one from New Jersey , another from Tennessee and the third, from Florida . They go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me." The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me." The New Jersey contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700." The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?" The New Jersey contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence." "D

Disassociation
There once was a girl who met and fell in love with a boy. They lived together for two years and had a child together. She gave him her heart, soul, money, attention, love, and entire existance. He gave her black eyes, deafness in one ear, cuts, bruises, and broken bones. Then he cheated on her, and married the girl he cheated with six months later. Then the girl met another boy. They lived together for a year, got married, had a child together. She worked her ass off for him, bought him everything he could ever wanted, and took care of his every need. He worked just as hard, provided well for her, loved thier child. Then he cheated on her, tried to deny it, then threw it in her face every chance he got. They are now divorced. Then the girl spent a LONG time alone. She was afraid to trust, afraid to meet anyone. So she didn't. Then the girl met a boy who was interested in a relationship that wasn't committed. Not wanting to be tied down, she cautiously entered into this relati

Recurring Dream
I walk into a sort of receiving room, from where I never can see. It's an amber coloured dark. Just enough light so I can see where I'm going. The room is circular, as many of the rooms here are, with a small pool of silver, shining liquid in the corner. The liquid does shine brightly but does not give off light. I don't spend much time here, but walk towards the glass partition in front of me. There is no door and the glass moves in a curved way through the receiving room. The next room is my destination. When I get close enough, the glass ripples and I just walk through. It's cold in the room I am in now, but not shivering cold. This room is oblong with the far wall consisting of black windows. I can just about make out some lights on the water I know is outside, but have never clearly seen. The wall to the right of me is a mass of computers and electronic instruments. There is a faint whirring, buzzing sound that I can hear, but it's not overpowering and seems to blend into the

Shadow For Sale (circa 1999)
Shadow for Sale 5 a.m. I love this time of day. I love it because my world is grey. No colours to hide behind. Dark corners where the shadows are alive. If your brain allows, you can see them moving across your yard, climbing your stairs, slithering in your bed, writhing next to you in the middle of waking and dreaming. Feel thier coldness against your skin and pray. Pray for the sun to save you. If you're lucky, you will be vaporized by your sun savior and become a shadow. Only then will you ever know true freedom.

Love Sucks
Along this road, that we call life, we come across a lil thing called "love." Depending on how your introduced to it, lies how well you'll adapt. In my case, I tried, for the life of me, to put into words how I felt. I figured that was all I had to do in order to have the guy(my first love), fall in love with me, just as much as I was in love with him. I was wrong. And its safe to say that this has been the hardest, craziest, roller coaster of my life. Being 20 now, I know a lot more then I did then. And am able to realize the things I never knew was possible. At 14, I looked at the world through rose tinted glasses. Everything was peachy and love was very much alive in me, just as it is today. So, follow along with me, my life, as it unraveled and see chapter by chapter(or by age), just how crazy life can be when love follows. And for what its worth....love is like a river. The further you follow it, the more deeper and clearer it becomes. I don't think you quite ever "get

Crazy (i Felt This Way Not Too Long Ago...)
You know my little secret. I'm in love with you! But I am worried, Because she is too. I need some help. I don't know what to do! That's why I call myself crazy. Bcause I am crazy over you!

This Is Funny!!
It's time again for the annual "Stella Awards"! For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico where she purchased the coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the coffee and put it between her knees while she was driving. Who would ever think one could get burned doing that, right? That's right; these are awards for the most outlandish lawsuits and verdicts in the U.S. You know, the kinds of cases that make you scratch your head. Here are the Stella's for the past year: 7TH PLACE: Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The store owners were understandably surprised by the verdict, considering the running toddler was her own son. 6TH PLACE: Carl Truman, 19, of Los Angeles, California won $74,000 plus medical expe

John 3 ;17 - 21 ; Verses >.god Doesnt Come To Commend The Worls >.
john 3 ; 17 17 ;for God did not send His Son into the world to comdemn the world, , but that through the world ,He might be saved. 18 ; he who belives in Him is not condemned., But he who does not belive is already comedemned already. Becaused he has not belived in the name of the only begotten Son. 19 ;And this is the comndemnation, that the light has come into the world , and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20 ; For everyone practicing evil hates the light, least his deeds be exposed. 21 ; But he who does the truth comes to the light, and his deeds may be clearly seen, that they have been done in God. ..........And may He Reign Soon Amen!.

At The Urinal
This morning I was standing next to a very fat fellow at a urinal when suddenly for no discernible reason he confided in me that he "Hadn't seen his thing in 15 years." Not knowing why he suddenly decided to confide such personal information to a complete stranger and not knowing what to say and wanting to be helpful I said "Why don't you diet?" Giving me a surprised sideways stare he said "Dye it? WHAT COLOR IS IT NOW?"

Birth Control Pills
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies realized that she had forgotten to stop at the pharmacy for her birth control pills. She rushed into the nearest pharmacy and gave her prescription to the pharmacist. "Please fill this Immediately," she said. "I've got three people waiting in my car!"

Christmas Party
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the Events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. "Louise," he moaned, "tell me what went on last night. Was it as bad as I think?" "Even worse," she assured him in her most scornful tone. "You made a complete ass of yourself, succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and insulted the chairman of the company to his face." "He's an arrogant, self-important prick, piss on him!" "You did. All over his suit," Louise informed him. "And he fired you." "Well, fuck him," said John. "I did. You're back at work on Monday."

Surgery...
I got in for surgery tomorrow, or whatever you want to call it. I'm REALLY not looking forward to it. One of the drugs they're going to be giving me is apperantly a lot like adrenalin and will make me jittery and shit. I'm not so sure about that one. And the numbing shots, not really looking forward to that one either. I know that I need to have it done, but I don't want to. I wish everything was still ok and this had never happened... But it did, so I have to deal with it and tough it out. I'm going to try and start looking for jobs this weekend so that I can get out of the house and meet a new group of people. Hopefully that will go well and I'll actually get something this time, instead of a letter in the mail saying, "thanks but no thanks". lol Wish me luck you guys. I'll keep you all posted on how it goes and all that good stuff. I'll be off my feet for the rest of the day tomorrow, but Thursday they say I can do whatever I want. So if anybody wants to hangout or come see me, you

Dedication
I think back on all my past relationships a wonder what the hell a girl suppost to do to keep her man happy. I've been through it all and can't seem to find the answer. He's beat me, almost killed me, didn't work a day in our relationship. I've been abandoned, almost killed, disrespected, rapped, cheated on and still I've stayed. Thats dedication.

Trying To Quit Smoking
I've decided to quit smoking. I've got about a half-pack left. I'm going to finish them. The way I'm going to quit smoking is unconventional. Some are going to say it won't work. Some might say it's worked for them. I'm not sure what's going to happen. But I know myself (at least I feel I do.) I feel strongly that my willpower will stay strong if I do it this way... I have a very strong psychological dependence on smoking. The act of smoking. I have too many triggers to list. Some are: -walking outside -getting in my car -driving somewhere -after eating -after orgasming -after completing a project -if i get upset/angry/sad/ (emotional of any kind outside of my normal day-to-day steady emotions) -drinking alcohol (which I do not drink anymore) -drinking coffee -talking on the phone etc. Anyway. I think I've devised a plan to break my ***psychological dependence*** and leave my ***physiological dependence*** for me to deal with. At least that way I won't be deal

Tuesday At World Rock Radio
Click banner to enter lounge 12:00PM EST (Noon) For requests, hit me up on yahoo at kscrys Click banner to visit Vicarious' MySpace page! 2:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at mystic_druid_777 Click banner to visit Mystic's MySpace page! 8:00PM EST Tonight on Rebbi's Rambunctious Noize.. It's time to "Get The Led Out" at 8pm.. 3 in a row from Zeppelin.. plus the latest in rock news, Foamy The Squirrel and non stop rock for 2 hours.. this is step 1 in my evil nefarious plan to rock the world til it screams no more. Rebbi's Rambunctious Noize on WORLDROCKRADIO.COM FROM 8-10PM est. To get in a request... shoot me an IM AOL IM: BunniRockRadio Yahoo IM: BunniRockRadio Click banner to visit Rebbi's MySpace page! 10:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at anthraxbio Click banner to visit Evil's MySpace page! 12:00AM EST (Midnight) For requests, hit me up on yahoo at gjpsy_dreamer Click banner to visit Darkness' MySpa

Did U Know??
Did you know... The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it. A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair. The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes. A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear. Elvis had a twin brother named Garon, who died at birth, which is why Elvis' middle name was spelled Aron; in honor of his brother. Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors. Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants. More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand. Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump". If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than le

Men Are Like....
Men are like... ....Placemats They only show up when there's food on the table. .....Mascara They usually run at the first sign of emotion. ....Bike Helmets Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly ...Parking spots The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small. ...Copiers You need them for reproduction, but that's about it. .....Lava Lamps Fun to look at, but not all that bright. .....Bank accounts Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest ....high heels They are easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. .....Curling Irons They are always hot, and they are always in your hair. ....Mini skirts If you are not careful they'll creep up your legs. ...Bananas They older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like.....Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long. Men are like.....Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips. Men

I've Learned
I've learned... ...that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. ...that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes. ...that it takes years to build up trust, and only suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. ...that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big dick or huge tits. ...that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more fucked up than you think. ...that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished. ...that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. ...that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place. ...that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones who do. ...that we don't have to ditch bad friends because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves. ...tha

The Indian Ten Commandments
Treat the Earth and all that dwell therein with respect. Remain close to the Great Spirit. Show great respect for your fellow beings. Work together efit of all Mankind. Give assistance and kindness whenever needed. Do what you know to be right. Look after the well-being of Mind and Body. Dedicate a share of your efforts to the greater Good. Be truthful and honest at all times. Take full responsibility for your actions.

Bathtub Test
Subject: The Bathtub Test >> >> >> The Bathtub Test >> >> >> It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and >> this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a >> visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether >> or not a patient should be institutionalized. >> >> >> >> "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a >> teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to >> empty the bathtub." >> >> >> >> "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the >> bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." >> >> >> >> "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you >> want a bed near the window?" >> >> >> >> DID YOU PASS THIS TEST, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE? >>

Let Me Out To Kill(poetry)
Surrounded By four cushioned walls. What is this place? Why am I here? There is so much Pressure on my chest, I can’t move my arms, All I can do is Sit here rocking, Back and forth Listening to the voices. Can you hear them? Or is it just me? They are telling me To kill, stab and Rip you open! But alas I am bound by this, This white jacket, And by the Four cushioned walls. And again I hear them, The voices shouting “kill it, rip it open Feel its warm blood Dripping, dripping Down your arm!” I want to obey the voices But my body is bound Wrapped around myself. Get this thing off And let me out, Let me quench my thirst To KILL.

You Said The Words
You Said the Words I wanted to tell you But I didn't want to rush. It happened so fast So I just told you "hush" "I have to tell you something Please don't say a word. I know it's real soon, And it sounds so absurd! But I hold these feelings. They overcome my soul. You're always on my mind And I think it's time I told." Then I moved in close, So I could whisper in your ear. "Baby, I love you" Just loud enough for you to hear. And you said not a word, Just sweetly kissed my lips. And that was just perfect, So I kissed your fingertips. I knew you loved me too, But I wanted to wait. Wanted you to be ready, It would never be too late. Fast forward a few days, We're talking on the phone. About to hang up, And then we'd be alone. Until I heard those words, I'd been dying inside to hear: "Ok baby, love you, goodnight." And my heart froze with fear. Is that really what you'd said? Or did I imagine this thing? You'd said the words so casuall

A Dose Of Sanity
1) ENJOY LIFE!! Theres plenty of reason to be dead... 2) Nobody really cares if u r miserable, So you might as well be happy... 3) If you cant solve it... Its not a problem! Its reality 4) Insane people are always sure that they are fine... Its only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy... 5) Happiness is like perfume; You cant pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself... 6)HAVE A NICE DAY...God bless _dYaNiKA_

Wish At Night
As I lay and rest, I see the beauty of darkness at its best... How stars complement the moon... Making it as perfect as a lovely tune... How the leaves begin to sway, As the wind blows its coolness away... How the fireflies gives its light at night ... just to complete my lonely night How I wish you're looking at the same beauty i'm telling... So as I close my eyes to sleep, There'll be smile not weep... _dYaNiKa_

Teasers!
I have seen many a profile of certain females on this site which are loaded with nsfw photo albums marked "private". So, I go to the "About Me" section of these profiles and read all about "I don't do this, I don't do that, I'm not here for this or that..." I have also seen many profiles with literally hundreds of nsfw pics that say "Only for me to see". What's the point? There is a way we can hide the album altogether so only people we want to see the album will see it listed. Yes I like looking at the pretty girls on here and yes I will check out some of the pics first before I rate the profile. If I find the pics interesting, I will rate, fan, add the person. It's fine if someone wants to show only certain users the cooter pics but don't have a really sexy pic on the profile page to attract viewers to the page and then not have any accessible pics for non-friends to view...I mean at least have some lingerie shots for some of us to fantasize about.

New Every Morning
Today's Scripture "His compassions never fail. They are new every morning; Great is Your faithfulness" (Lamentations 3:22-23 NASB). You may have done something last week or last month that you're not particularly happy about, but the good news is you don't have to carry that around with you. That's part of what the Scripture means when it says that God's mercies are new every morning. God's mercy and forgiveness are available to you each and every day. His compassions never fail. That means that as soon as you call on Him and repent and change your ways, God pours out His compassion and forgiveness. Simply open your heart and receive it. You can have a new beginning every single day! Do you feel like there's something between you and God right now? Take a moment and call on His faithfulness. Call on His mercy. Ask for His forgiveness. Don't waste another moment in the past. Let Him refresh and restore your soul right now. Praise Him and thank Him for the work He is doing in yo

Speak Up
One of my sons serves in the military. He is still stateside here in California. He called me yesterday to let me know how warm and welcoming people were to him, and his troops. Everywhere he goes, telling me how people shake their hands, and thank them for being willing to serve, and fight, for not only our own freedom but so that others may have them also. But he also told me about an incident in the grocery store he stopped at yesterday, on his way home from the base. He said that ahead of several people in front of him stood a woman dressed in a burkha. He said when she got to the cashier she loudly remarked about the US flag lapel pin the cashier wore on her smock. The cashier reached up and touched the pin, and said proudly "Yes, I always wear it and probably always will." The woman in the burkha then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing her countrymen, explaining that she was Iraqi. A gentleman standing behind my stepp

For August 29,2007
For August 29,2007 Have you been having a hard time getting your point across to someone close? Now is a great time to take a giant step back and review the situation. You'll see a new way to communicate that could be more effective.

Water Vs. Wine
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey etc.) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine & talk stupid, than to drink water & be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a publi c service.

Poe Rocks!!!
The Raven By Edgar Allan Poe (1845) Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. "'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door- Only this, and nothing more." Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December, And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Eagerly I wished the morrow;- vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrow- sorrow for the lost Lenore- For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore- Nameless here for evermore. And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled me- filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating, "'Tis some visitor entreating

Lenape Creation Story
Lënape Kishelëmàwà'kàn The Lënape Creation Story The Lënape creation story is a long story that is usually told in three parts at three separate sittings. It is told here in it's entirety. **************************************** PART 1 - THE CREATION Our lèpà'chik, wise ones, say, "Kunakwat, lowat, nuchink... Long, long ago, in the beginning..." at first there was only endless space, and therein dwelt Kishelëmùkòng, the Creator. Nothing else existed at this time, all was silence and there was a great peace. Then it was that Kishelëmùkòng had a great vision. In this vision he saw the endless space around him filled with stars, and he saw the sun, the moon, and the Earth. On the Earth he saw mountains, valleys, lakes, rivers, and forests. He saw the trees, flowers, crops and grasses, and the crawling, walking, swimming and flying beings. He saw the birth of things, their growth and death, and other things that apparently lived forever. Then he heard songs, stories,

I Found A Really Old Friend Woohoo!!
I found the email address of a really old friend from about 5 or 6 years ago yesterday and emailed her before I went to bed so I spent all night at work wondering if the email address still worked and I actually had a reply this morning when I got home, so I am pretty excited, she disappointed me by getting remarried though. LMAO, ok I'm kidding. It's really fucking exciting because I've looked for her on and off since we quit talking. I sound like a little kid so ha! And anyone who laughs can go fuck themselves you cold, heartless bastards, LOL.

Who Could Be A Hero
Whenever I ask kids to tell about their favorite hero, most of them speak about Batman, Spiderman, Wonder woman or others like them. Heroes endowed with super powers, conforming to the image the media wants to portray. Children look up to them hoping to be like them, dreaming of the day when something remarkable will happen in their lives. Yet out of many of the children, there is one or two who do not have the tall, muscular, super powered heroes in their minds. They speak about ordinary people; people like their father or mother who have made a difference in their lives. It makes me wonder if adult, like children, need in this chaotic and ruthless world...heroes. Childhood seems much too short for an adult. They can’t help but look back and wonder what happened to those days when they would sit and play with figures of their superhero; dreaming of making a difference in the world. Many of us were told by our loved ones; we were and are special; why perhaps we still don’

I Want To Thank You
JUST WANTED TO THANK THE YOUNG LADY WHO HELPED ME GET MY CAR BACK ON THE ROAD. I WAS AT THE PARK READING AND IT STARTED TO RAIN OUT SO, I STARTED BACK TO MY CAR AND IT WOULDNT TURN OVER. A BEAUTIFUL VISION WAS WALKING BY AND HEARD ME YELLING AT MY CAR 1979 CLASSIC FAIRMONT. TO START ONLY IT WASNT STARTING.SHE CAME OVER AND ASKED IF I NEEDED ANY HELP. I THOUGHT TO MYSELF HOW ON EARTH CAN YOU HELP ME. BUT SHE DID. SHE ASKED IF I HAD ANY TOOLS WHICH I HAVE THEM JUST DONT USE THEM ON MY CAR.LOL. SO SHE POPS THE HOOD AND LOOKS AROUND AND THEN HAD ME TRY AGAIN AND NOTHING. SO SHE MESSES AROUND UNDER THE HOOD AND YELLS OUT TO ME THE NUTS ARE LOOSE AND IM THINKING YES MY NUTS ARE LOOSE ,LOL. BE NICE . ANYWAYS, SHE TIGHTENS WHATEVER UP AND SHOWS ME WHAT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT AND MY CAR STILL HESITATES BUT DOES START AND SHE TELLS ME I NEED TO CLEAN MY BATTERY CABLES UP AND TO LOOK INTO GETTING A NEW STARTER AND IM OFF. NOW I HAVE SPOTTED HER ON HERE AND HOPING SHE WILL ACCEPT MY FRIENDSHIP ADD

Momma Knows
Mrs. Jenkins comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner...who lives > with a female roommate Vikki. During the course of the meal, his > mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was. > She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two; this > had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, > while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was > more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his > mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be > thinking, but I assure you, Vikki and I are just roommates." > > About a week later, Vikki came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your > mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar > bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Well, I doubt it, but > I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: > > > Dear Mama, > > I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, I'm > not saying that you '

Wedding Night
CHINESE WEDDING NIGHT A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her Husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring," he whispers, "I know dis you firss time and You berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and Worldly, which he hopes will impress her. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for Her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try something I have Heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69." More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone He asks her... "You want... Garlic Chicken with corrifrowa?"

Dedicated To The Sailor Who I Will Never Forget!
And it is he that gave me hope, Made my nights easier to cope. I sit waiting by the phone, But find myself alone. It's been so long since I've heard his voice, But I guess that must be his choice. And my heart can't take it anymore, I'm tired of the tears that pour. No voice, no time I suppose. But I guess that's what he has chose. He knows I'm here for him, But I can't ignore how long it's been. Always seeming to come in last, So much time has passed. No voice on the phone, I'm lost to the unknown. But I am stronger then before, And I feel I deserve more. My heart is closing again, Look how long it's been. How can one believe in love, And all dreams that were spoke of. Is it now all just a game, True love and fantasy are not the same. I'm tired, broken and feeling alone, My walls are building back on their own. And this time, they may never crumble, When on my broken pieces of my heart, I stumble. My love will always be true, And I no more kn

True Success
I always wondered what success meant Is it good,bad,or evil enough to repent? Is success about money,name or fame? Or about winning lifes'survival game After severe drought,a heavy rain Is the water really a success,a gain? What if then it pours and pours in excess? Then will the floods truly be a success? Look back into your family tree How many generations do you see? And how many of those people can you talk about? Grandparents,their parents,a hundred not out Isnt it surprising how little we know? Of the people to whom our lives we owe And about the people from whom we have evolved They are mysteries that have never been solved Now look into the future,what do u see? Wat will life be like in the next century? Will our descenders even know about us? Will we ever be a topic that they will discuss? Four generations later if they remember you If the path you are leadin is the one they lead too If the seeds you sow now,will then be fruitful That is when y

Night Pics
Hey everybody Laid back Thursday here today. Weekends winding down and its wow where did all those days off go time almost. Of course you can understand how that happens when theres only 5 of them . The eclipse the other night inspired me and proved I could use more practice with my camera so I have been playing outside after dark some and wanted to share a few of my experiments. Hope you all have a good night and talk to you soon. _/ Click to enlarge

Sex Game
Sex Game ..> ..> Body: The sex quiz...Are you up for it? Start at 50 and add or subtract points as stated for each statement that applies to you... +Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun --Below 50 means you are real fun and damn good in bed ;). AFTER you're done... put your name at the bottom, along with your score. (TIP: USE A CALCULATOR...THINKING...pfft!!!) Copy this and post your own bulletin! Put the subject - "The sex quiz...Are you up for it?" -Add 10 if you are a virgin. -Subtract 5 if You have had sex before. -Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people. -Add 5 If you have never had oral sex. -Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex. -Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place. -Subtract 3 if you have done 69. -Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm. -Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms. -Subtract 2 if you have masturbated. -Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given

Hazel Eyes
-Hazel eyes- People with hazel eyes are GORGEOUS SEXY and go all out all the time.They have the most unusual relationships. They're awesome at diversity and trying new things and very rarely will say no to ANY challenge. They are also the best in bed and love to play games they are very out going and they are sexy as hell and they are NOT nice when they are mad . If you have hazel eyes and repost this you will learn your new favorite technique of catching someone special

Would You? Do It!!!
1.date me? 2.fuck me? 3.kiss me? 4.lick me? 5.touch me? 6.hate me? 7.love me? 8.strip for me? 9.stare at me? 10.marry me? 11.please me? 12.tease me? 13.go out with me? 14.make out with me? 15.suck me? 16.fight me? 17.help me? 18.hug me? 19.dance with me? 20.hurt me? repost this in 2 min and see how many people message u back!!!!!!!!!!!!! repost this saying WOULD YOU???

Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump 2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3. Don't be silly, protect your willy 4. When in doubt, shroud your spout 5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner 6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong 7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it 8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey 9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize 10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter 11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick 12. If you go into heat, package your meat 13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis 14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse 15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member 16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker 17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool 18. The right selection will protect your erection 19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil 20. A crank with armor will never harm her 21. No glove, no love!

I Shot The Dog
A women was pregnant with triplets. One day she goes into this bank as it was being held up. She gets shot 3 times in her stomach, but luckily she lives. She goes to the doctor who tells her her children will be all right, one day the bullets will come out. So 13 years later, one triplet, a girl, runs out of the bathroom and says "MOM, MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!" So the mother tells her the story. The next day the second daughter comes out and says the same thing, "MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHOOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!" On the third day the son comes out and says "MOM, MOM!" she goes "Let me guess, you were going to the bathroom and a bullet came out?" he replies "No, I was jerking off and I shot the dog!"

Radioactive Bomb
Ingredients * 3 parts Absinthe * 3 parts Aftershock® (green) * 2 parts Sambuca * 1 part Tequila * 2 parts Blue curaçao * 3 parts Crème de menthe (green) * 1 part Green chartreuse * 1 part Green curaçao * dash of Jagermeister * top up Orange juice (smooth) * Lime slice Method Mix it all up add more Blue curaçao and orange juice if its not as green as can be, then stir quickly with a spoon for 10 seconds whilst squishing a lime in the middle of the drink. Then drink with caution(or down very fast), and insure no spiders bite you or you may become radioactive spiderman!

The Dance
Looking back on the memory of The dance we shared neath the stars alone For a moment all the world was right How could I have known that youd ever say goodbye (chorus) And now Im glad I didnt know The way it all would end the way it all would go Our lives are better left to chance I could have missed the pain But Id of had to miss the dance Holding you I held everything For a moment wasnt I a king But if Id only known how the king would fall Hey whos to say you know I might have changed it all *chorus* Yes my life is better left to chance I could have missed the pain but Id of had to miss the dance.

Update On The Rant...
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I got my problem sorted out today within 25 minutes. All I had to do and tell them I was very close to canceling my service because of how I was treated last night! I wasn't sure how the best way to approach everything today so I asked some people who know more about the inner workings of Sprint and they told me to call "customer service" and tell the automated system cancel. This brings you to a group of people who will process the cancelation, but will first do everything they can to get you to stay with Sprint. The woman I spoke with was very helpful and when she had to pass me along to someone else, she stayed on the line. He tried at one point to transfer me along but she stopped him and told him he did not have to do that. Who ever was charging me is now blocked and I received my money back. I are a happy Chicky. Unfortunately I just signed a new two year contract recently, but I will be thinking twice before re upping again. One thing I did learn is Sprint offe

Lady Liberty Called.....
She called... Blacks, Whites...wait African Americans and Caucasians, Asians, excuse me. Vietnamese, Philipenes, Koreans and Jamaicans or Haitans, waitin' Hispanics y'all. Please be paitent Mexican, Puerto Ricans, Venezualean, Cuban, Dominican, Panamanian Democrats I beg your pardon, you partied with the late, great Reagan? Republican, Independent, Christian, Catholic, Methodist, Baptist, 7th Day Adventist, 5 Percenters, Hindu, Sunii Muslim, Brothers and Sisters who never seen the New York city skyline when the twin towers still existed. But still She called. From the bowels of Ground Zero she sent this 911 distress signal. Because She was in desperate need of a hero, and didn't have time to decipher what to call 'em, so she called 'em all Her children. The children of the stars and bars who needed to know nothing more than the fact that she called. The fact that someone attempted to harm us this daughter who covered us all with her loving ar

Take Me There Lyrics
There’s a place in your heart, nobody's been, Take me there. Things nobody knows, Not even your friends, Take me there. Tell me bout your momma, your daddy, your hometown, Show me around, I want see it all, don't leave anything out. I want to know, everything about you THEN. And I want to go, down every road you've been. Where your hopes and dreams, and wishes live, Where you keep the rest of your life hid, I want to know the girl behind that pretty stare, Take me there. Your first real kiss, your first true love, You were scared. Show me where, You learned about life, spent your summer nights, without a care. I want to roll down main street, the back roads, Like you did when you were a kid, What made you who you are, [Take Me There lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com] Tell me what your story is. I want to know, everything about you THEN. And I want to go, down every road you've been. Where your hopes and dreams, and wishes live, Where you keep the re

Hello Everyone
By now it sould be pretty obvious that my name is Sierra. People close to me call me Sia because my beautiful 3 year old niece cant say my name so she dubbed me Sia and everyone else just started doing the same. I also have the nicknames QB (short for QUEEN BITCH), speedy, smurfette, baby blue, crazy witch, and JJ (jumping juggalette). If you feel the need choose one of those and call me by that if you cant remember my real name. I'm the type of person that will drop everything for one of my nearest and dearest day or night if they truly need me. I am willing to listen to bitch sessions and I am also willing to help by giving advice or a shoulder to cry on. If you are lucky enough to earn this privelage know that you will have to return the favor someday. I'm strong but I can admit when I need to lean on someone. My friends are my true family because the family that shares my blood treats me like I'm nothing, worthless, and very easily replaced. Do not try to start a war with me, do no

Never Forget The Brave
As long as you remember, And, you keep him in your heart, As long as you remember, Then, you'll never be apart A hero only dies when he's forgotten. A hero only dies when we forget. So, I promise to remember, And, to keep him in my heart. As long as I remember, Then, We'll never be apart. Jill Pall Copyright 2004

Blonde Pregnancy
The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, "what the heck?", and I starting jumping up and down along with her.She said, "I have some really great news!" I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy." She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!" Then she said, "There's more!" I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said.... (You're going to love this!) Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive!"

Im So Loved
->~Ashley~Mu...: hahah awith the dumbass fuck off you ass clown get a damn life i commented on your mumm no need to come to my damn shout box fuck off go kill yourself ` WICKED~CL...: IT SAYS WOLVES DUMB ASS ->~Ashley~Mu...: what are they can they bite,then either way I dont like them `WICKED~CL...: THEIR NOT DOGS.........

Job...and More...
JOB...and more WOW my lucks turned around fast! all in only 3 days... first got CPR certified, then First Aid certified last night....now i have a fucking JOB!!!! funny story about the job...went into Target today cuz my friend jeni who works there told me they are highering...did there lame computer app....then got 2 interviews (mind u im NOT dressed up in any way. im wearing Shorts and my Droomstyyg shirt im convinced this shirt is lucky now..) and ya they offered me a cashire posistion...just gotta go take my Piss test on tuesday and wait for a call about Oreintation and such! YAY I RULE!

Buying Clothes
One of the side effects of my healthier lifestyle caught up with me last week. I put on my slacks, which a few months ago were just right and discovered, both to my joy and horror, that they looked way too baggy on me. In fact, I didn't have a belt that could help them fit without pulling the loose material around to my back side. Dress shirts that once fit snugly, now seem to have "wings" for lack of a better description. The time had come for me to do something, I have to confess I haven't done often for over four years. Shelly loved to buy me clothes and she had a definitive opinion about my choice in clothes. I may have said it before, but our first clothing forage event began when I just kind of casually told her I needed to get some new clothes. She replied, "Yes you do!" No gentle, "Oh honey, let's go together." Just her very determined, "I'm gonna fix him if it kills him." For about two hours I really thought I was never to escape that tiny fitting room. Course that's

"rest In Peace"
Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 -year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked

For September 1,2007
For September 1,2007 You're in a great place, emotionally speaking and are feeling sweet about one aspect of your life in particular. Embrace it wholeheartedly and try to spend as much time as you can cultivating it.

Today Was Crazy!
Okay tell me why life has to be so ass backwards. I wasn't getting shit for hours at work, and my manager was yankin my chain. I had heard a rumor that my district manager was looking at me for an assistant manager position at another store, but that was hearsay.(Mind you, you can't tell where my district manager ends and my store manager begins, so you never know.) I couldn't live on 12 hours a week as a shift manager no less, how could anybody even at $11 an hour. So i found another job, and i gave my resignation today. My assistant at the store i gave my resignation to is a good friend of mine, and this evening she told me that the the Dm told my store manger that the assistant position was opening up at that store she was looking into putting me in. I wonder if she'll call me and say i'll retract your resignation if you take the job, if u want it. LOL but what are the damn odds, i quit because i wasn't getting the hours i needed, and then the same day a position opens up that could

Dumb Laws!
I stopped at the gas station tonight. I get out and do the cash card thing and stand with my ten year old son while he pumps the gas! He likes to do this! He has been doing this since he was five! He knows how to do it and he can get it on the exact amount that needs put in. The gas station attendant came over to me and said, "I need to in form you! That you are breaking the law!" (SAY WHAT!) "It is against the law for anyone under the age of 16 to pump gas in Colorado." What the hell stupid shit is that! I let him pump the gas. I worked at a gas station when I was fifteen! Pumping gas! That was In the good old days when everything was full service and gas was 54 cents a gallon. In Iowa by the time a kid is 10 most not only learn how to put the gas in but also how to drive at least a tractor. By they time they are twelve most have learned how to do minor maintenance on it and some repairs if need be. My son can change the filter and the oil in a car, he can change the s

Ugh!
So, I know this guy and I think he likes me though and remembers that he wants to date me but I am picky about who I wanted to date. I am into bad boys image but with a good heart and I am soooo into drummers. But I see this person as a friend but not the person to go out with. I dont get it why he likes me, I am a big girl and I am very proud to be a big girl. I just dont know why he wants to go out with me! ugh! well thats about it bye MCL

Today On Worldrock Radio
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I' Leaving
I've decided to leave fubar as I have got what I want from this site and I thank you for that fubar. I'll will keep in touch with those whom I have made friends with but any others of you that would like to remain in contact leave me you email and I will stay in touch. Thanks again Fubar Yvonne XXXX

Jack Schitt
Who is Jack Schitt you ask? The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says " you don't know jack schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O Schitt, the owner of kneedeep N. Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt,Giva Schitt,Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' wishes, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughou

A Song
Through early morning fog I see visions of the things to be the pains that are withheld for me I realize and I can see... [REFRAIN]: that suicide is painless It brings on many changes and I can take or leave it if I please. I try to find a way to make all our little joys relate without that ever-present hate but now I know that it's too late, and... [REFRAIN] The game of life is hard to play I'm gonna lose it anyway The losing card I'll someday lay so this is all I have to say. [REFRAIN] The only way to win is cheat And lay it down before I'm beat and to another give my seat for that's the only painless feat. [REFRAIN] The sword of time will pierce our skins It doesn't hurt when it begins But as it works its way on in The pain grows stronger...watch it grin, but... [REFRAIN] A brave man once requested me to answer questions that are key is it to be or not to be and I replied 'oh why ask me?' [REFRAIN] 'Cause suicide is painless it brings on many change

Missing Life's Milestones
I was sitting at my computer which faces out into the hall way and I heard my baby nephew, Isaac, babbling as he made his way down the hall. I turned my head to see him walking all on his own and I started to cry. My family looked at me like I was crazy. It was the first time I had seen him walk by himself and it occurred to me that I am missing so many of his milestones while I am at work and I can't help but wonder what is going to be in store for my children. Am I going to be at work when he starts to roll over, sit up, scoot and walk? I know it's all part of life. Adults work to support their family but at what cost? Is it all really worth it when you miss those milestones that you will never get back? I'm sad now....very, very sad.

Security Worries As Iraqi Forces Take Over Central Palace
Updated: 5:11 a.m. CT Sept 3, 2007 BASRA, Iraq - Iraqi soldiers hoisted the country’s flag over the Basra palace compound Monday after British troops withdrew from their last garrison in the city, a move that will hand control to an Iraqi force riddled with Shiite militiamen. A British statement said the operation began at 10 p.m. Sunday “with all British troops arriving at the airport by midday” Monday. “There were no clashes or attacks on British forces during the operation. The formal handing-over of the Palaces will happen in the near future,” British spokesman Maj. Matthew Bird said. The departure of most of the remaining 500-member British force from the palace left the nation’s second largest city without any multinational presence for the first time since the U.S.-led invasion of 2003. “We told those (militias) who were fighting the British troops that the Iraqi forces are now in the palaces,” Lt. Gen. Mohan al-Fireji, the Iraqi commander in the area. He said the l

Someones Secrets
somewhere deep inside someones secrets hide hiding in the shadows so deep my secrets she does keep secrets of pain ever lost hidden at some unknown cost wayward dreams left unknown dreams shes seen and never shown one cannot help but wonder what if shadows were torn asunder what secrets then would hide or would then her heart open wide or mayhap she would shatter apart with never then a chance to start

Another Poem I Wrote
As the sun rises and sets my love grows stronger, As the moon rises and falls the days grow longer, When the time comes for us to meet face to face, It will be a full hearted race, I have never known serenity until we met, I will always cherish this for eternity, I want you to know I love you with all my heart and soul, As we grow closer, My heart grows so much fonder, I have you on my mind every moment of every day, Every time you cross my mind I seem to smile, I never stop smiling because you are always on my mind, Remember my love, I love you !!!!

Sausage And Eggs
As the doors of the burning building flew open, and all of the screaming people rushed out, banging their heads against trees and pavement, to extinguish the little fires, I asked myself, "Johnny, can you get by on just one bagel this morning? Wouldn't you rather have sausage and eggs?"

Dear Tech Support:
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity such as Applications Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Golfing 3.6. I can\'t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I\'m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn\'t work on Wife 1.0 . Please help! Thanks, Troubled User..... REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just an Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Gir

Come Get That Down The Street Pub Feling Back
THEN COME SEE ME SIT BACK HAVE A COUPLE DRINKS AND HAVE SOME DRAMA FREE FUN (repost of original by 'THE DEVILS ANGEL~ANGELS PPP OWNER~ANGELS NATION FOUNDER~PEACEFULS FU WIFEY~LOVES STALKER' on '2007-09-03 10:43:00')

Lord Prayers Now ..
Lord you all and forver in this world; And universe and, above all ;Your Our Lord , the creator, the reason and the word . Your the light. You have made a way to save us eternally . Jesus your son, You sent to us, here on earth to pay a great price . For all us because of your love for us. WE are so loved and we need to see , hear this often and shout thy words to all the world . Your so awesome My lord > Thank you for all , and Lord I sing praise to you and I know your in my soul ; I want to show you my love and thanks to You too.You have blessd me so and I want to ask ; Lord will you help guide me .Will You help me to show others love and Your light Your way and YOUR words too .. For you Lord in my life has been a salvation , an opening of my heart and faith and courage ; All you gave me strenght and love .You,ve given more than I was probally worth in this world . You,ve seen me in a different light. You give me strenght ,faith and a way to show others in need of You and

Cyber Vacationing
I'm taking a little break from the world of the web. There are some things rattling around in my head and heart that need straightened out and put to rest once and for all. I just cannot seem to accomplish it while here. No worries, I'll be back as soon as I can. Thanks for all the comments and cyber support and everything. It's been a nice pick-me-up for my esteem and for it and for all of my friends/family/and fans I'm sincerely grateful. Thanks again. ~be~

Friends Poem I Wrote
To my special friend and best friends . The miles are so far apart. but you are here in my heart. Today, Tomarrow. IF its day or if its night my thoughts are with you. Your in my sight . No matter if we drift apart I STILL CARRY YOU IN MY HEART.I dream of the day sit at a out door cafe talking and laughing the day away. or laying on the beach lookin at stars sharing what life has brought thus far. TO HUG YOU IF A HEAVY LOAD OR WIPE YOUR TEARS AMIST THE FLOW. TO REACH OUT WITH A HELPING HAND. A TO WALK SIDE BY SIDE WHEN LIFE IS TOUGH TWO CAN MAKE NOT SO ROUGH. YOU ARE LOVED.

To Thirdness
I want my thighs to make sense against your own. Let our rubbing together produce an explanation. In the future, may we both cradle our bones. May we keep our mewling insides against our bodies at night. The two of us know nothing alone, for we are inexplicable without beholding the flesh that makes us.

Just Another Day. Proud.
Today is my 5th day not smoking. I'm proud. It feels good. I'm not craving cigarettes at all. In fact, I'm feelin damn good about not smoking. This is so much easier than I thought. All because of Snus!! I just got an email from buysnus.com saying my order was mailed today. It should arrive in 3-7 days. Woohoo! I can't wait! I'm really excited about trying real Swedish Snus! Yes, Camel Snus Frost is amazing, but since I've never tried Swedish snus, I have nothing to compare it to. So I'll let y'all know what the differences are.

Proverbs 8 ; 22 ;-27 And 30 - 36 Verses
22 ; the Lord has possesed me at the beginning of his way, 23 ; I have been established from everlasting, from the beginning to the end, before three was ever an earth. 24 ;When there was no depth,I was brought forth. 27 ; when he prepared the heavens. I was there. 30 ;There I was behind him as a master craftsman,, and I was daily in His delight, rejoicing always before Him. 31 ;rejoicing in His inhabited world .And my delight was with the sons of men. 32 ;Now therefore listen to me, my children ; 33 ;Hear instruction and be wise,and do not disdain it. 34 ;Blessed is the man who listens to me, watching daily at my gates. Waiting at the post of my doors. 35 ;For who ever finds me finds life. And obtains favor from the Lord. 36 ;But he who sins against me. Wrongs his own soul.And those who hate me love death. !!!!!! AMEN !!!!!AMEN!!!AMEN!!!!!!

Dulcinea
An old song from "Man of La Mancha" for ... Ah, sweet sovereign of my captive heart. I shall not fail thee, for I know... I have dreamed thee too long, Never seen thee or touched thee. But known thee with all of my heart. Half a prayer, half a song, Thou hast always been with me, Though we have been always apart. Dulcinea... Dulcinea... I see heaven when I see thee, Dulcinea, And thy name is like a prayer An angel whispers... Dulcinea... Dulcinea! If I reach out to thee, Do not tremble and shrink From the touch of my hand on thy hair. Let my fingers but see Thou art warm and alive, And no phantom to fade in the air. Dulcinea... Dulcinea... I have sought thee, sung thee, Dreamed thee, Dulcinea! Now I've found thee, And the world shall know thy glory, Dulcinea... Dulcinea!

To Those Tryin To Reach Me
im sorry i havent been on much here lately. took on more hours at work so it takes up most of my time.y reason took on more cuz i gotta pay my sergeon bill from hospital freaking alomost 600 dollars *rolls eyes* but i'll get back to u people when i can if u delete me i have no hard feelings.

Run-on Sentences
I cursed a broken bottle on the floor beside the bed where Emily lay sleeping while I cursed a hammered headache from the gin I should have saved, but shared with her last night and I cursed the run-on sentences that rang up and repeated over and over and over in my boozefucked mind. We should've locked the door and gone out visiting with friends or found a quiet little restaurant somewhere in the village with a troubadour crooning love songs we could vaguely place from some old movie from before we were born to grow up late and drive each other crazy, drinking gin we should have saved (or drink each other crazy saving gin we should have driven). I woke her up and sent her home, then cried when she was gone because I missed her and I hated her and loved her and I wanted her to hold me and spoonfeed me little lies about my manhood and the need for run-on sentences when so many words need saying between two people lost inside a bottle, broken, beatin

Like A Serenade
She became like plastic still and unfeeling with tearless blue eyes. His finger nails were pistols. He clutched the trigger and gunned through her thighs. Roses bloomed like a serenade in the process of being written. It was her fault for being so seductive. She was slapped and she was smitten. Couldn't decide if she hated him or loved him for making her whole. It was indecency impending over the depths of her shattered soul. She became like plastic, bent beneath the pressure of maturing attention. Her family was broken, too busy fulfilling individual suspensions.

Twenty Dollars
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new Husband and asked for $20.00 for their first Lovemaking encounter. In His highly aroused state,? her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love,for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very druken state. For the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had Been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and Therefore, they Were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling Nearly $1 million. Then she >Showed him certificates of deposits issued By the bank, which were wo

John 15 ; 25 ;
25 ;These things I have spoken to you while being present with you. 26 ; But the helper The Holy spirit whom the Father will send,in My name ,he will teach you all things and bring you to rememberance of all things, that I said to you. 27 ; Peace I give you ; not as the world gives , do I give to you .Let not your heart be troubled, neighter let it be afraid. 28 ; You have heard Me say to you I am going away and coming back to you.if you love Me, you would, for My Father is greater than I..AMEN!!!! My LORD,S WORDS . JESUS Christ May He Reign Forever and Ever !!!!!!!!!!SOON AMEN!!!!!!!!

The Hand Of Darkness
The Hand Of Darkness My soul burned like a fire from heaven To ignite the very essence of your heart Now that light has been dimmed by the hand of darkness The shadow puppet of hell is upon my walls Swelling chokes out swallowed hope Evil permeates my pores Love is a scalded memory Faith is bludgeoned by the insecurity of the innocent Leaving the Soul of your twin... Is a lesson in pain that only the evil elite can begin to comprehend Torture, a lesson in humility that leaves scars on the Soul of mortal men I am not one of those men! jskins

Twin Intervention
Twin Intervention "For Amanda" Awakened by an Angel Two lives bound by love Doors of possibilities unlocked Chains of discontent weakened Your unwavering faith alters my essence... Granting me the key to your heart My palms touching your face Brings tears of magic to our love soaked souls Our breath becomes one; passion prevails Embraces melt matter and time Body and soul intertwine, ensuring our existence We lay motionless, gaze fixed Two live eternally as one jskins

What Is This Things Problem
The damn spark plugs keep fowling out... The last two times I've been out on the lake i've found myself stranded because once i turn the engine off, if refuses to put out a spark... I've lowered the oil mixture, even adjusted the amount of fuel going into the carberator (which really took away some power) and the damn thing is still fowling out the spark plugs..... Anyone has any ideas, I'm talking about a 1970 60 horse evinrude... Comments are appreciated

Best Virgin Joke Ever And Sometimes True It Was For Me Many Full Moons Ago Peace........
Best Virgin Joke Ever:LMFAO......09-05-07..1:02AM Body: The virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. * * * * * * * * * Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. * * * * * * * * * At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. * * * * * * * * * That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girl

Twins
Fridays day game might as well be handed to Kansas! AAA Rochester will be calling Garza back. It was a full day at the Dome watching baseball. The first game sucked a donkeys ass however the night game FUCKING AMAZING!! Had great seats for both games. We got all done up in our Twins stuff and it was a day of drinking beer and watching baseball. Cant think of a better way to spend my day off!! Even though they cant play worth shit!

This Is It I'm Done...
I just wanted to let everyone know, this is my last month on Cherrytap/Fubar and anywhere else on the net. I'm pretty much done with the whole, looking for new friends. Sorry to bother anyone, I know how much people hate it when, people just use this to find out how many friends they truely have or don't have. Me, I'm just ending it all, I'm tired and getting to old. Again I'm sorry P. S. I Love Everyone even if we don't talk Love, Darren Harris Sr. (darren2000sr@yahoo.com)

More Than Words Can Say
Be in my dreams-make me sleep Dry my tears when I start to weep Shine every night, you're my star in the sky Don't ever leave, don't say goodbye Cause I don't think I can live without you by my side Without you're strong arms holding me tight How can life be worthwhile without you Without somebody who loves and needs me too So please don't leave, don't go away Cause I love you more than words can say

I Wish I Would Have Been On This Flight Lmao
THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT (I gotta thank my gay boyfriend MJ for this lol) My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat... "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so

Part 3..............
Your life is in your own hands. No matter where you are; no matter what has happened to you- you consciously choose your thoughts. If you don't understand the law- it doesn't mean you should reject it. You may not understand electricity- but you still enjoy the benefits!!! Don't worry about all the negative thoughts & emotions that you've been haveing. Positive thoughts are 100% more powerful than the negative. BUT!!! If you continue with the negative emotions- it will show up . Erase your previous negative thoughts by replacing them with positive thoughts. Be aware of your thoughts and choose carefully. One way to master your mind is to quiet the mind. Use meditation as a daily practice. MEDITATION IS POWERFUL!! It only takes 3-10 mins a day; first upon waking. You are now receiving the knowledge that will enable you to creat the most magnificent version of self.

You Are Special...
You are special, because you're someone's friend. You've touched someone's life in a unique way like no one else could. You've been there when someone needed you, when someone felt sad and all alone. You've given comfort. You've made someone smile. You've been there to celebrate the good times, and to lend an ear when someone needed you to listen. You are special, because you're my friend, and I appreciate everything you've done for me.