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Pink Floyd - Welcome To Machine
GOOD MORNIN FUBARITES! GUESS WHAT ITS WEDNESDAY! WE MADE IT TO THE HUMP NOW IF WE GET OVER WE'LL BE JUST FINE FOR THE WEEKEND! STARTIN IT OFF TODAY WITH SOME PINK FLOYD HERE'S WELCOME TO MACHINE :D ENJOY Welcome my son, Welcome to the machine. Where have you been? It's alright we know where you've been. You've been in the pipeline, filling in time, Provided with toys and Scouting for Boys. You bought a guitar to punish your ma, And you didn't like school, And you know you're nobody's fool, So welcome to the machine. Welcome my son, welcome to the machine. What did you dream? It's alright we told you what to dream. You dreamed of a big star, he played a mean guitar, He always ate in the Steak Bar. He loved to drive in his Jaguar. So welcome to the machine.
Let Me Tell You About My Friend Sara
Since my HS graduation this past June I’ve had my eye on this girl…Sara. Sara and I had been in the same classes for most of our school years. I had never really noticed her until Sr. Gym class… I had watched Sara exercise and work out in the skimpiest of gym outfits. Sara is blonde and was the most beautiful and sexy cheerleader in our class. All the boys in school were constantly trying to get into her pants, and to be honest with you, my own heart would literally do a flip flop imagining what it would be like to squeeze and suck on her large breasts that were constantly peeking out through the top of the tight T-shirts she wore. Watching her strut her stuff up and down the halls, I spent many a moment in deep thought, picturing in my mind, the utter thrill of parting her long, lean legs and caressing her with my tongue. I lived for the day the opportunity might arise to show her the value of a feminine touch… To me, Sara seemed to know the score, and I was positive that none
Jesus Lied About Prayer Jesus is quoted many times in the Bible saying that a believer can ask for anything through prayer and receive it. He even goes so far as to say that mountains and trees can be thrown into the sea simply by praying for it. This is clearly a lie, and can be proven to be a lie by any believer. Simply pray for me to be converted to Christianity right away. Or better yet ask him heal the dieing child in the hospital right now He could make a lot of converts that way. If I'm converted today, I'll post a public apology on my web site and devote my life to kissing God's ass. If I'm not converted it would only be fair for you to apologize and devote your life to kissing my butt. Here are the quotes from Jesus that proves that he lied: 1) And Jesus answered and said to them, "Truly I say to you, if you have faith and do not doubt, you will not only do what was done to the fig tree, but even if you say to this mountain, `Be taken
Thou Shalt Not Kill
Murder in the Bible The act of murder is rampant in the Bible. In much of the Bible, especially the Old Testament, there are laws that command that people be killed for absurd reasons such as working on the Sabbath, being gay, cursing your parents, or not being a virgin on your wedding night. In addition to these crazy and immoral laws, there are plenty of examples of God's irrationality by his direct killing of many people for reasons that defy any rational explanation such as killing children who make fun of bald people, and the killing of a man who tried to keep the ark of God from falling during transport. There are also countless examples of mass murders commanded by God, including the murder of women, infants, and children. The following passages are a very small percentage of the total passages approving of murder in the Bible. They are divided here into three parts: 1) Capital Punishment Crimes, 2) God's Murders for Stupid Reasons, 3) Murdering Child
Sup Everyone
yeah i haven't been on much lately. been busy with work and writing songs for my band. we will try to do a few shows soon(hopefully) but not til after the new year and we should be recording a demo disc to release soon as well. just wanted to say hi all and i will try to be on here more often but i'm not promising anything. Later, the King
Men And Contests
alright you have to watch these in there sub sequent order this is so fucking funny but here it goes Part 1: Part 2: Part 3:
Jeff Foxworthy's Take On Michigan
Are you aware that Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan? Read on. (pretty funny and accurate) 1. If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Michigan . 2. If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Michigan. 3. If your local Dairy Queen is closed from October through March, you might live in Michigan . 4. If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live in Michigan . 5. If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you might live in Michigan 6. If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Michigan 7. If you have worn shorts and a coat at the same time, you might live in Michigan 8. If your town
If You Believe In A Higher Power, Pray For This Little Girl And Her Mom. This little girl shows a courage and bravery that our political leaders are incapable of showing. When her mother was injured and hurt, she threw herself in harm's way to save her. That, is courage. Courage isn't a lack of fear. It's doing what is right in spite of being afraid. She and her mom will be in my prayers. Tonight, and every night.
'Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house, Every creature was hurtin', even the mouse. The toys were all broken, their batteries dead; Santa passed out, with some ice on his head. Wrapping and ribbons just covered the floor, while upstairs the family continued to snore. And I in my T-shirt, new Reeboks and jeans, I went into the kitchen and started to clean. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the sink to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the curtains, and threw up the sash. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a little white truck, with an oversized mirror. The driver was smiling, so lively and grand; The patch on his jacket said "U.S. POSTMAN." With a handful of bills, he grinned like a fox Then quickly he stuffed them into our mailbox. Bill after bill, after bill, they still came. Whistling and shouting he called them by name: "Now Dillard's, now Walmart
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Thats Life!!!
Thats life By Starks7783 "A mother moans, A baby cries, A doctor slaps your ass!" A bright light a black moon not a bit of sense you walk through a doorway but your given no pretense and as you grow much older you mission becomes clear you thik that you have seen it all and begin to shed a tear CHORUS Thats life Thats life your born warm and you die cold yeah but Thats just life thats life so you've seen heaven and you've seen hell but you ain't seen nothing yet your luck comes and your lovers go your nothing but a pet as you story begins to unfold you think your life makes sense then it all goes bad but don't worry honey cause it ain't no sweat CHORUS Thats life Thats life your born warm and you die cold yeah but Thats just life thats life tossing and turning on life's taught thin line watching and waiting and biding your time hoping and praying that soon it will be Your turn CHORUS Thats life Thats life your bo
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the hardest thing in this world is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes but still loves everything about you. The best boyfriend you'll have isnt the best looking, the funniest, or the richest. its the one that makes you feel gorgeous, hilarious, and like a million dollars. He makes sure you know he loves you. Friendship is easily turned into love but love is very hard to turn back into friendship. Guys are like stars there are millions of them but only one will make your dreams come true
Finally my business got the mineral makeup supply in and I am so excited. December is so busy for me this year with moving and bookings and training others. I love it though I would not trade it for the world because I get to stay home with my babies and be a good mommy :) I am nervous about the move though because I won't know anyone yet at the same time it is more of a push for me to meet new people.
And She Lived Happily Ever After...! Once upon a time ~~~~~~~~ in a land far away, ~~~~~~~~ a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess ~~~~~~~~ happened upon a frog ~~~~~~~~ as she sat contemplating ~~~~~~~~ ecological issues ~~~~~~~~ on the shores ~~~~~~~~ of an unpolluted pond ~~~~~~~~ in a verdant meadow ~~~~~~~~ near her castle. ~~~~~~~~ The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: ~~~~~~~~ " Elegant Lady, ~~~~~~~~ I was once a handsome prince, ~~~~~~~~ until an evil witch ~~~~~~~~ cast a spell upon me. ~~~~~~~~ One kiss from you, ~~~~~~~~ however, ~~~~~~~~ and I will turn back into ~~~~~~~~ the dapper, young prince ~~~~~~~~ that I am ~~~~~~~~ and then, my sweet, we can marry ~~~~~~~~ and set up housekeeping in your castle ~~~~~~~~ with my mother, ~~~~~~~~ where you can prepare my meals, ~~~~~~~~ clean my clothes, ~~~~~~~~ bear my children, ~~~~~~~~ and forever feel ~~~~~~~~ grateful
read the one of the color eyes you have then repost as ____ Eyes Black Eyes People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They always fall in love with anything that has two legs, a pulse.They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you.. If you dont repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some weird guy you've never seen before within the next 2 days. ___________________________________________________________ Blue Eyes People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome, very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They love to party.They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS((aka wolves)) when they need to be. If you repost this and you
Put Your Toys Away!
When I was a kid, there was a daily local TV show for children "Uncle Al and Captain Wendy." Everyday, they sang a song... "Put your toys away. Don't delay. Help your Mommy have a happy day!" hehehehehe
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Hey people I would like you to stop in and take a look at this site if you are a buyer and seller on ebay this site has everything you can emagine in here. Rock ON
Tom Petty - Refugee
We got somethin' we both know it We don't talk too much about it Yeah it ain't no real big secret all the same Somehow we get around it Listen it don't really matter to me baby You believe what you want to believe You see you don't have to live like a refugee Somewhere, somehow somebody Must have kicked you around some Tell me why you wanna lay there And revel in your abandon Listen it don't make no difference to me baby Everybody's had to fight to be free You see you don't have to live like a refugee Now baby you don't have to live like a refugee Baby we ain't the first I'm sure a lot of other lover's been burned Right now this seems real to you But it's one of those things You gotta feel to be true Somewhere, somehow somebody Must have kicked you around some Who knows, maybe you were kidnapped Tied up, taken away and held for ransom It don't really matter to me Everybody's had to fight to be free You see you don't have to live like a refugee I said yo
Italian Sausage Sandwich With Onions And Peppers
Italian Sausage Sandwich with Onions and Peppers This is a quick and easy meal for these last days of summer and early fall. Take advantage of the wonderful peppers available at your local market and enjoy this treat. 6 links hot or sweet Italian Sausages, your preference 6 sourdough rolls 2 Tablespoons Olive Oil 2 large red Spanish onions, thinly sliced 4 long green Italian sweet peppers, seeded and sliced thin rings 2 red bell peppers, seeded and sliced into 1/4 inch strips 1 orange bell pepper, seeded and sliced into 1/4 inch strips 2 tablespoons balsamic vinegar 2 tablespoons Dijon mustard as a condiment 1. Slice the peppers and onions, split the rolls and sausage links lengthwise. 2. Heat the oil in a large frying pan over medium high heat. Add the onions and peppers and cook until limp and lightly browned in places, approximately 10 minutes. 3. Meanwhile, in another frying pan over medium heat, fry the sausages, turning once, until crisp and cooked throug
Hey Everyone!
Hey all, Thanks to my great friend Jimi I decided to join fubar! So yes I'm new here! Seems like fun! Feel free to add/chat to me etc- Love to hear from you all! I'm 22 years old. I live In SC, I just moved here. I am originally from The UK England Baby wohooo! I am a professional Fetish/alt model. I Love music, Tattoos, having fun and being crazy. Come say Hi!
Tamm is a real woman , one that holds so much specail powers and qualities . She is a mother , hard worker and most of all the best friend any one, in the world could have. She says what she means and is a very honest person (even if to the point it might hurt some),she is an angle and the most awesome person I know. She's my sunshine in the morning and the bright glowing light of the brightest star at night , that helps guide me through the darkest of times. I guess what i am trying to say is ..I LOVE HER. That's all ..
Crazy Funny
What i am about to talk about will shock some of you but not all.Masterdarkone decided to quit being my Master. Therefore he is not much of a Master. he told me that he didn't have time for me since he was married.He told me to sell all that i could and move to Abilene,Texas to be with him.He led me to believe that things were fine. This wife of his knew all about it and she didn't do one dang thing about it.He did me wrong and i blame him for what he has put me through. I loved him as my Master.not as a wife would but as a slave would love her Master.I would go weeks before i would hear from him.Not really knowing what he wanted me to do or nothing. I have found me another Master since he wasn't man or Master enough to take care of his owned slave and property at the time.He can say one thing and mean another.I still am hurt over this.i don't go hardly anywhere anymore.Masterdarkone i will always consider my Master even though he isn't. Heart Broke
Speed Shopping
This afternoon my wife, youngest daughter, sister-in-law, my SIL's mom and myself had to do some fast shopping at Wal-Mart. We only had about 2 1/2 hours to get groceries, a new tv and lunch. We did get it all done despite a battle with the Wal-Mart cashier over the tv's price and then very slow service at the nearby Carl's Jr. restaurant.
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You Said
you said you love me you said you'd never leave me you said you'd never stray you told me you cared you told me you'd never lie you told me once i was yours now you dont talk to me now you dont looks at me now you dont say you care i know im not perfect i know im not pretty but i know at lest in my heart i will always love you
Why Allow It?
Stress is a part of life of course, we all know this. But why allow it to control your life? Do you not know that only YOU can control who or what you allow into your life? You can be the most caring loving person in the world but why allow a stressful person or thing to control your happiness? Is it that hard for you to say no to something? Why must you be everyone else's therapist? I've given the advice that I can and now it's time to focus on me. I have 3 weeks to figure out what to do before I'm deep up shit's river screwed up to the world, so you deal with you and I'll do me. I am always a friend but if you gonna continue to let people run YOUR life then that's on YOU!
Please Help Me!
Will someone please buy me a drink? I am dry!! While you are at it...tell me how to work this fubar! Thank you!!
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Fasting is a precious opportunity to get closer to GOD and help our spiritual priorities. We can intensify our prayers and focus them so GOD can work on our behalf to fullfill them.
Hey Just So You Know I Know All I See All And I Hear All Cause Im Old School So Please Do Me A Favor
and dont try to play me for a fool this isnt meant for anyone on here im just venting and it sure feel's good to do so
Daily Horoscope: Capricorn For December 6,2007 Your reputation is stronger than ever and it should be easy for you to wow the right people without having to do much more than say a few words. Make sure everyone knows where you stand.
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Coca-Cola was originally green. It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs. Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters. Amount American Airlines saved in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served first class: $40,000. City with the most Rolls Royce's per capita: Hong Kong. State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38% Average number of days a West German goes without washing his underwear: 7 (I wonder how they discovered THIS? I guarantee it wasn't original research on my part.) Percentage of American men who say they would marry the same woman if they had it to do all over again: 80% Percentage of American women who say they'd marry the same man if they had it to do all over again: 50% Cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400 Average number of people airborne over the US at any given hour: 61,000
Meeting New People :d
So yeah i have been talking to this one guy for a few days thinking since the 4th or so..and ;0 he seems like a nice guy...we r going off this weekend soooo we will see how it goes :D Ive been needing some love in my life for a long time now...i dunno if this is it but he seems like mr. perfect to me :D One thing bout me he has to im honest, sincere, giving, and ready to love again :D im not a jealous type person,and i dont go searching for drama..:D okie well i guess i will see how things goes this weekend :D
Not Too Happy
Can’t say that I am happy about it You know I love kids and I get excited whenever anyone is pregnant but this situation with my ex has me scratching my head. The only reason I am not happy about it is because he had his life set. He was going to live his dream and go back in the military and now his so called girly gets pregnant. Yes it takes two to tango but I can't help but think she did this shit on purpose. They have been together for a year and a half and I know my ex is a horn ball LOL hello I had a kid with him within the same year of dating him. She was on birth control and didn't want kids. She also did not want him to go back in to the military and now is pissed he is even still considering it. Well WTF dumb ass? What else is he suppose to do? My God! I mean your baby will have health benefits and if he goes in the National Guard he won't be gone too much and even if so fucking deal with it because I know what deployements are like and I took care of three kids while my hu
Lucky To Be Me
maybe i slept well this morning, maybe it's this crazy ass energy drink... anywho, i feel really good to be me today. i got a job i can't complain about much. great friends and fam, good things going for me, i'm pretty, very smart, a wonderful person, happy and healthy. i frikkin rock!
Christmas Naughtiness
Twas the night before Christmas Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all locked, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nookie, by hook or by crook. The missus in her teddy and me in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner, and her fanny went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, And opened the curtains, while she played with herself. The light of the moon on the snowman we'd built, Revealed a broom up his ass, clean to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of the sled, A sock in his ear and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Fukz, Either slow do
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Let It Be Christmas
Let it be Christmas everywhere in the hearts of all people both dear and the far Christmas everywhere feel the love of the season wherever you are on the small country roads line with green mistletoe big city streets where a thousand lights glow Let it be Christmas everywhere let hevenly music fill the air let every heart sing let every bell ring the story of hope and joy and peace and let it be Christmas everywhere let hevenly music fill the air let anger and feel and hate disappear let there be love to last through the years and let it be Christmas, Christmas everywhere Let it be Christmas everywhere with the gold and the silver the green and the red Christmas everywhere in the smiles of all children asleep in their beds in the eyes of young babies their first fallen snow eldery memories that never grow old Let it be Christmas everywhere in the songs that we sing the gifts that we bring Christmas everywhere in what this day means and what we believe from the sandy white beac
Fucked by another Man while my Man watches It was late on a Saturday night at the hottest club in the city, and I was dancing my heart out on the dance floor. My boyfriend was there, although he wasn’t much for the dancing. He preferred to watch me dance wit other people, other men. The sight of my tight ass grinding against another man’s cock drove him wild. I wound up dancing in between these three guys, all of which were feeling my body sensually as I grinded against the three of their huge cocks. One asked me if it was ok for him to reach up my shirt and grab on to my big ass titties… I of course, turned to my man for approval. I walked over to him, “Hey baby,” I said seductively “One of those guys over there wants to feel my tits baby but I thought I would ask you first.” The look of pleasure in his eyes was enough to tell me, but I had to hear it from his mouth. “I would love to watch your titties get felt up by another man… you have such sexy tits baby I want everyon
All That Remains
The Weak Willed I will not give in to fascist beliefs and I am not a fool I will not let pride in my core be rooted out I will stand firm on my beliefs Live life the master of my destiny See no other way to live I am not the weak willed Nor am I a fool who can not see I am not the weak willed I will not let pride destroy me Wise men can see the difference in compromise And laying down ones beliefs There shall be wisdom in my beliefs They shall be rooted in strength not failure With lies on your tongue seek to deceive You've fallen victim to the human condition And it's lead to your defeat I am not the weak willed Nor am I a fool who can not see I am not the weak willed I will not let pride destroy me I will not let pride destroy me
Banned Frm The Firepit Lounge Whut 2 Do?
whutever ban me frm tha whole site fags , yall sorry , fuk off an fuk you weak minded fux , in the street yall aint shit but here you sumthin , NOT ,YOU STILL AINT SHIT GO KIL YO SELF FAG , BITCH , FUK OFF, SLUT AN YOUR WICCAN BULLSHIT, GET ME W YO SPELL , PRAY , PRAY , PRAY , HUNH? NUTHIN HPPND , YEAH , RETHINK YO SAD PATHETIC LIFE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH COUNT EM 13! FUK OFF
Well I'm Single Again
shit really blew up this week and it was just time. i tell ya one thing i don't like having my stuff thrown at my head. so she got her stuff out and that's that. only thing is i no longer have a microwave, toaster, or any of the food i bought. on top of that she took the mattress but left the frame and box spring. so i'm sleepin on the floor. all in all i think i got out of this one cheaper than some. oh, well. time to focus on the music. Later, the King
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Real Resignation Letter Received
THE BEST RESIGNATION LETTER EVER Actual letter of resignation from an employee at Zantex Computers, USA, to her boss, who apparently resigned very soon afterwards! Dear Mr. Baker, As a graduate of an institution of higher education, I have a few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during the commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time. Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. I was hired because I know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of "cut an
Life Time
once in a life time people find it hard to deal with life, for a sample, A woman stay with a man for so long and the man cheats on her, or beats her, which I think is bullshit, but that woman stays, WHY??? this is not for just woman, it happends to men also. when you look back on all the years that you have lost in that relationship, you wonder was it ever worth it? well sure it was, but the heartache will always be there, wondering why did he/she every hit me, and what did I do to desirve it??? life is short people, get a grip at reality, and move forward to better things in life, I know I have..... thank you all for reading this, have a wonderful day
Friends Survey Hope I receive it back from you. Read through the comments below about your friend and then make sure you read the instructions at the bottom. Have fun! What time is it ? 4:27 pm What's your full name ? Chales Anthony Joseph Vebilun What are you most afraid of ? Spending best years of my life alone What is the most recent movie that you have seen in a Theater ? Phenomenon Place of birth Philadelphia, Pa Favorite Food Chocolate Cake with Cherries & Coconut Icing What's your natural hair color ? Black Ever been to Alaska ? Nope Ever been toilet paper rolling -? Dunno what that is ??? Love someone so much it made you cry Yes Been in a car accident Yes Croutons or bacon bits Bacon Favorite day of the week Sunday, when I spend alot of time with JESUS Favorite restaurant I.H.O.P. Favorite Flower Res Roses Favorite spor
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Jadzia A Lady Of Distinction
I have met this wonderfully delightful lady. I know her as Jadzia. She is kind and most importantly she understands my feelings. i spent months searching online for a suitable lady to just speak with. To flirt, but not to get so out of hand I need to wash my fingers from the dirty Cyber. There is a time and a place, I will admit that. I hope for the best in the future as we get to know each other. We have our boundries and we respect them fully.
My Favorite Websites
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Token Smoken Dragon Lady
fellow the mellow, hey fellow toke the green man ! as hellen the mellow, aye lady take a toke of the green man and let the smoke waift away, heat brewing among the body waves intangle smoke of mellow, forever kissing the toke ! ok oye puff puff pass you lazy dragon lol!!!
The Return Of The Son Of The Bride Of The Satellite Of Love!
MST3K is back! Well, sort of.  Many of you may remember a show called MST3K, or Mystery Science Theater 3000, if you want to get technical about it. If you've never heard of the show, or just want to refresh your memory, Wikipedia describes it thus: "Mystery Science Theater 3000 (often abbreviated MST3K) is an American cult television comedy series created by Joel Hodgson and produced by Best Brains, Inc. that ran from 1988 to 1999.The series features a man and his robot sidekicks who are trapped on a satellite in space and forced to watch a selection of terrible movies, especially (but not initially limited to) science fiction films. The premise of the show is that the man and his robots make a running commentary on the film, making fun of its flaws and wisecracking their way through the film in the style of a movie theater peanut gallery. Series creator Hodgson originally played the stranded man, Joel Robinson. When he left in 1993, series head writer Michael J. Nelson replaced him a
Update I Guess
ok i guess i should update anyone who hasnt heard i had my son conner thomas on 11/15/07 he was 8 pounds .04 oz and 19 inches he is now as of his last apointment 8 pounds 14 oz and 20 1/2 inches hes geting another check up on thursday he is healthy and happy and unforently i had to have a c section but im healing well the outside is healed just waiting on the inner to heal thats about it tata for now ill post pics later Older Blog Of Mine From Another Site
Just sayin...I need to really get my shit together Just sayin...I just beat up this sunkist orange soda like it was my job Just sayin...I really should be working Just sayin...I regret some recent events and decisions I've made Just sayin...I should abstain from sex Just sayin...I shouldn't abstain from sex am I crazy!!! Just sayin...I hate wearing the same damn work uniform everyday Just sayin...I like wearing the same damn work uniform because I don't have to decide what to wear the next day! Just sayin...I'm running out of things to say Just sayin...I've just thought of some more things... Just sayin...I like my car...a lot! Just sayin...its cool...its gray...sporty, quick, handles nice.... Just sayin...I like wearing my Air Force 1's to work Just sayin...everyone laughs at me when I do Just sayin...they are dirty tho...because I've been too lazy to clean the mofos Just sayin...........I gotta pee... later
Before I Let U Go
Freestyle - Before I Let You Go
new girl in my life, will yes we had sex on the first meating we didnt waste no time, with in a hour of meating i had her undress, but you see i dont do that my self wright off the bat because i give a full body massage before i start with any female and i dont want my hard on too get in the way. oh my i found many driffent spots on her body she giggle about, tickle spots, she a other one that would love for me too wright things on her back, some dont understand that i tryed it on renie she didnt like it at all but jody she knew what it was all about something from our childhoods did your mother ever play with you , while you were young she may have draw things on your back, will that was just a mothers love. now i can see jody and i are going too have quit a bite of fun too gether, if i tell you she not the pertyest cookie in the cookie jar, i really dont care, its more the way her mind works, her willing ness too do things for me and i will do for her allso, now what wee need too fi
My Horoscope
You have little patience for small minds today and anyone who is consumed with pettiness will feel at least a little disdain coming from your direction. Try to spread it around, though! You know something though? That's everyday! Hehehe. I'm just really good at being mellow and letting it slide 99% of the time.
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True Friends
True Friendship Without any of that Sissy crap! Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. True friends tell it like it is.... & as your friend, here is what I say: When you are sad -- I will buy you icecream and plot revenge against the sorry idiot who made you sad. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. When you are confused -- I will use little words. When you are sick -- Stay the heck away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt. Friendship is like pe
What Is Up?
I just got on my computer and I can't seem to find anyone to rate. what up with all the bombing i hear. is it something new?
The Heart Knows
The Heart Knows I think that the heart knows, When a true loving heart comes along, And I think that it rejects all others, Because it knows they are all wrong. I think it seeks another heart, That is capable of the same kind of love, And I think it looks for a sign, That this love is a gift from above. I think when it's found it's mate, It doesn't hesitate to take a chance, It begins to flutter like a butterfly, And begins a seductive dance. The other heart will feel the same. And begin it's own special dance too, I know because my heart fell hard, For the loving heart inside of you. We sing the same song of love, We love with a passion that's deep, I know yours is the one true love, That I will always want to keep.
Unfelt Touch
How can you ache and crave for someone's touch When you have never felt it? I do this for yours, though, And the yearning grows more each day I have never wanted anything in my life As much as I want you When you whisper such sweet love In my ear when we talk You make me melt into a puddle Of complete helplessness You have become my every waking thought And my every dream at night I breathe in so hard Trying to catch my breath when we can't talk I close my eyes so tight Hoping when I open them you will be there But I know I have to wait Until the time is right It seems so far away That I think I am losing my mind I want to breathe in your scent And keep it with me all day long I want to taste your love for me By kissing your sweet lips I want to feel your body next to me So when you leave for awhile I can hold on I just want you to know That I really do love you When the day comes and we are together You will alway
If Your A Newbie Swing Bye My Page I'll Return The Flavor
your a newbie swing bye my page i'll return the flavor
Curves Of A Woman
Soft, sensual and round Mimicking the mother's ground They leave you breathless upon view Making you all wet and your mouth coo Sensitive to the touch of a hand Leaving a lovely impression in the sand Luscious for the eyes to look at While slinking around like a wildcat Knowing you want to take her home So your mouth and hands can roam Across her breasts and deep into her thighs Until the room is only filled with her sighs Those are some words about The beautiful curves of a woman
Why Do We Have Misunderstandings
why do we ever have misunderstandings ever try to talk to somebody and kinda joke around and they get mad and shut you out forever ,or some for some reason they didnt get what you said and then you say your sorry and no matter what they still dont or wont talk to ya sometimes i wish i had all the answers
Who Cares!
Who cares who left a comment on what mumm or who left a comment on who's profile. This bartab shit is out of control. Bulletins and bartab.. OFF! So no crabbing or complaining because I dont pay attention to what you're doing. I cant see it, you didnt do it, and I am REALLY ok with that!
God Is Watching
was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her. 'I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I hav
Today's Quote The greatest carver does the least cutting. -Tao Te Ching
Today's Quote Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. -Philo
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones - Don't Know How To Party
I've heard all the stories, the failure and glories I haven't had either Boast and toast I'm the best and I'm a mess I know I'm not neither Thought I was down as far as any man could go, Thought my highs were giant size I know now that's not so I know you heard, know you heard, know you heard, Don't believe a word, not a word, one word It's been overblown, the truth should be known 'til now I couldn't see Put my cards on the table while I'm still able, I guess I really don't know how to party It's blown out of whack, The truth is what's lacking, 'til now I couldn't see The long and the short I'd like to report, I guess I really don't know how to party Really don't by any shape or form Whether straight up in the sunshine or passed out in the storm Don't know how but now I know I don't Will it help me out? No, it probably won't Ten nine ain't no hero number one at bad behavior Five, four, three, two, what? not zero Don't go counting on a savior I was playing it s
Att.artists/bands I Have Been Promoting R Want Me To
Lost Books Of Nostradamus 2012 And Ophiuchus
Led Zeppelin To Return To Stage
Dec 10, 7:34 AM (ET) LONDON (AP) - Once may be enough for Led Zeppelin as band members reunite for the first time in 19 years at a much-hyped London concert Monday. Some 20 million people competed in an Internet lottery for the 18,000 tickets, priced at $250 each, for the show at London's O2 Arena. It has already been postponed a month because of guitarist Jimmy Page's broken finger. Page, 63; John Paul Jones, 61, and Robert Plant, 59 - original members of the band - have recruited drummer Jason Bonham, 41, to take the place of his father, John Bonham, who died in 1980. The band split up after Bonham's death, and whether there will be any more Led Zeppelin reunions is an open question. Page has said he is eager to do it, Jones has been noncommittal and Plant, in effect, said: "Don't ask." "I've got things I've been working on for the past four years that I'm proud of," Page said in an interview with Q magazine. "Some of the songs I've got ready are as good as anything
Intelligent Link Of The Day... 12/10/07
Warren Fucking Ellis for some Hi-Fi Sci-Fi, on your WiFi
One For My Girls!
Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my shape to keep. Please no wrinkles, Please no bags And please lift my butt before it sags. Please no age spots, Please no gray And as for my belly, Please take it away. Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young, And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done. Five tips for a woman.... 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You. 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other. Foot Note: One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
You Know What Fuck Life ! ! !
im glad mine is almost "over"
The death that leaks and looks long in the cold hard black night.Sometimes i wonder if that will come to play out at night of death leads to causes then heaven leads to greatness. One day i walk down either one of these pasts to choice the side i yet to follow or agree on. Sometimes i wonder if i will decide or just stay the way i am. The darkness nights and the blood that bleeds from my hands that has ben cut from barbwire and braces will cuts ever heal or will they be there for life.One day i will found out and everything will fall back into place like it did before. The death leads to a cause and darkness will raise and time and blood has just ran out of time.
Lonelness And Striking Back
if death is the leading cuz then why doesnt my life come out the way i want it to be then just dying and fading away from everyone that i knew and came in contact with. so i guess now would be the time for standing up or just flat out die!!
well i gues it blood can bleed from my cold hard bloody soul then water must be the power that is behold with in . if everytime i look into the sky i wonder why these things are not how some poeple turn out to be. if i could go back and see all the things i did wrong then maybe half time i wouldnt of did these things. but one day i will find out when the time is right and everything in my past with be nothing but a dark cold shadow of black hole that i will never fall back into.
Shadow Days
as the sun goes down and the shadows that falls from the sky. the darkness will rise from the grave with the skulls bones people that lay dead underground seekin the turth or the purpose of what life is all about.sometimes it is hard to havea normal life when things die or accidents happen. people will come to realize that one day everything will turn out right or become the best day of the life or the worst day of there life depends on the way the road takes them one day from now into the future.
Lonely Part Of Me
some people might think im crazy for writing what i wrote but sometimes people got to realize that its comin from my heart. i dont know if people haev had the samethings as i have but somehow we can compare to one and another but thats life and how things go not everyday will go ur way it just take time and patients to see how it works out or put together.for me im just a simple 20 year old man with a broken soul and just tryin to get out to people and try to be friends plus also to have a girlfriend to spent time with and get to know because its hard and tuff to find one out here these days you sometimes have to sit back and wait until it happens but sometimes it would take a long time maybe a short time you just never know. but i hope in my mind and my spirt that one day it will come true and all this pain,suffering and emptyness will all go away.
Prevents Blindness
Greetings all you weird and awkward peoples of fubar... Tis this season when all is not well nor moving along fast enough for most people... "Why, Sir?" all asks Master JerryVG2. Every day Every breath Every heart beat Every moment of sight Everything you hear Every Day is much more important than these created fools' days to spend your money on what? "Uhmmm... Sir...?" she asks quielty to Master JerryVG2. ~Speak slave ~ "I do need to replace the batteries in this anal plug or it doesn't buzz my insides any more... Sir." she stands farther back to prevent a walloping. ~ Well spoken slavegirl... ~ scratches chin in deep thoughts and ponders this question ~ ~ I have decided! ~ "Oh, Sir! That is so generous." she hesitates to say anything further as Master JerryVG2 has not made this answer clear at all. ~ Here is this beautiful crystal anal plug and it shall remain inside your lovely flesh until commanded otherwise... you shall request permission to go
I am so in love In love with Joy In love with happiness In love with anger In love with frustration In love with Tears In love with Me. I love love love is fruitful Love is Kind Love is Motivating Love is Comforting Love is love I hate Love Love is painful Love is heartbreaking Love is deadly Love is poisonous Love is Evil Hey stop it Love is like what I don't know All I know is Love is Love so say all you want But I know Love is and I love love I love me & you
" My Love"
" My love" If my love was a season it would have to be spring, It would have to take up four season, Because like a flower, My love for you is always bloosoming
Part 1
The avatar, the moonbeam, the wind, dust and debris. The whole 9 yards. The orange glow of the sky meant trouble. The red dust swimming in the plains. I could see it from my vantage point. But I could not get a good reading. My locator was busted, the solar flares wreaking havoc on it. If I could only get a visual, I could nail it. The earth trembled under my feet. With each movement I knew the army was approaching. Here I was on this freakin planet with it's sulphur stench of Dante's best prose, and I was stuck! But - all was not lost. I was alive and breathing. So there was still hope. Hope springs eternal. Right? My butt may be eternally on this planet. Rayne had abandoned me long ago. She took off chasing her one big problem. The bounty hunter who hogarted her personal belonging. Tough call for her, I was having way too much fun for her to leave this behind.
Peaceful Pagan
Peaceful Pagan I'm a peaceful person, all I do is worship the earth. I'm the same as the person next to me, I don't look any different, I have a job, pay taxes and keep a roof over my head. So why do you still think I will do you harm? Just because you and I have different beliefs does not make me a bad person. If we go through life believing all the bad things we hear, crushing people with different beliefs than ours, then society will have a lot to answer for. I am not evil. I do not worship Satan. My beliefs are nothing like any movie or TV series. I can not conjure up demons at the turn of a page, nor would I want to. I can not, and wouldn't if I could, turn you into a frog, nor make you fall in love with me with a spell. I will never alter your thoughts with potions or spells. I can only change your eye or hair colour with the help of contact lenses and dye. I will never try to convince you that my Goddess/s is better than yours. And, I will always respect you
Daily Horoscope: Capricorn For December 10,2007 Your energy is incredibly strong today, so you ought to be able to take on just about any challenge with ease. It's a good time to finish up old ongoing projects or to say yes to brand-new activities.
This Is So True
7 Lovemaking Mistakes That Couples Make and How to Avoid Them add to favorites Did you know that people who try to spice up their lovemaking, often make their experiences LESS fulfilling? It’s true.Over the years, I've seen couples make the same mistakes over and over again, when trying to improve their love lives, and I'd like to teach you how to overcome and avoid these problems. Here are the 7 lovemaking mistakes. Are you making them? MISTAKE #1: Feeling scared or embarrassed to talk about trying new things Have you ever had an idea to spice up your lovemaking but were afraid of what your partner may think? Believe it or not, in 90% of cases, your partner would LOVE to try something new, too, but they're just as uncomfortable or embarrassed about bringing it up as you are. And you don't need to introduce whips, chains or a third person. That's nonsense! There are hundreds of ways to bring variety to your passionate play that aren't crude or dangerous and that your partn
~a Slaves Heart,,,~
A slave's heart is filled with love, loyalty and trust, for the right Master. There are a lot of Masters, but there can only be one, "The One." When a slave finds her soul entwined with the One, she is satisfied, she is alive, she is complete. The journey is long and hard. The search goes on, but when it is found, it is blessed with the union that most cannot find in a lifetime. A Journey is worth a lifetime.
Are You My One?
Are you the one that will make me smile? Make my heart skip beats just by hearing your name? Call me to say "hi" or hear my voice? "Drop" by just to see me because actually you missed me? Take me on picnics and watch the sunset? Hold me in your arms on the the car? Listen to every word i say..even the words i'm not saying? Know exactly how to cheer me up when i had a bad day? Watch sports with me on sunday's? Go shopping with me on friday's? Sing and dance with me in the grocery store? Stay home on a Friday night to watch movies and cuddle?... Are you that one that will make me cry, but hold me and wipe my tears? Make me scream and yell at you, but shower you with kisses 5 seconds later? Force me to do things i thought i could not do--or was afraid to do? Be my cheerleader, but my coach as well? Be my fashion designer, but model too? Love me with your all? Trust me with your secrets and thoughts and dreams? Share inside jokes with me? Share your past with me--present
The Big Wheel
A Friend of mine gave me this after he told me of his story about him having being told he had Fatal Cancer and was given 6 months to live.Basically there is other people out there who have things worse off then others and still have osme kind of faith and you dont always have to go to church in order to believe. Its not all about going to church, there are many differnt kinds of Beliefs. Anywho, here it is.. The Big Wheel In September 1960, I woke up one morning with six hungry babies and just 75 cents in my pocket. Their father was gone. The boys ranged from three months to seven years; their sister was two. Their Dad had never been much more than a presence they feared. Whenever they heard his tires crunch on the gravel driveway they would scramble to hide under their beds. He did manage to leave $15 a week to buy groceries. Now that he had decided to leave, there would be no more beatings, but no food either. If there was a welfare system in effect in souther
Can You Please Help Level Him Up?
Barga_42@ fubar Please show the newbie some love and shown him how it's done here on Fubar. :) He's the son of a good friend of mine and I would like to help him out. :)
I Got My Job!!!
well i got my job at fedex here in martinsburg!!! i start monday the 17th!makin 9.75 an hour and i work 4 hours a day.sometimes more than that i hope!! im happy im going back to work and gettin the fuck outta this house for a while!!!helll to the yea..sry im just really happy. i will be work 3pm to baby done writin this silly blog
Jimmy Eat World - Work
If you only once would let me Only just one time Then be happy with the consequence With whatever's gonna happen tonight Don't think we're not serious When is it ever not? The love we make is give and it's take I'm game to play along All I can say I shouldn't say Can we take a ride? Get out of this place while we still have time. All the best DJs are saving Their slowest song for last When the dance is through it's me and you Come on, would it really be so bad? The things we think might be the same But I won't fight for more It's just not me to wear it on my sleeve Count on that for sure All I can say I shouldn't say Can we take a ride? Get out of this place while we still have time. You wanna take a ride? Get out of this place while we still have time. Yeah we still have time. Can't say I was never wrong But some blame rests on you Work and play they're never OK To mix the way we do All I can say I shouldn't say Can we take a ride? Get o
This Is Everything I Have Ever Wanted In A Guy! Is It Real?
When she walks away from you mad [ Follow her ] When she stares into your eyes [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hit's you [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she start's cursing at you [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignore's you [ Give her your attention ] When she pull's away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared [ Protect her ] When she lay's her head on your shoulder [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ] When she steal's your favorite hat [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she tease's you [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesnt answer for a long time [ reassure her that everything is okay ]
I Stand Alone:steve Perry
Like every tree stands on its own Reaching for the sky I stand alone. I share my world with no one else. All by myself I stand alone. I know the sound of each rock and stone And I embrace what others fear. You are not to roam in this forgotten place, Just the likes of me are welcome here. Everything breathes and I know each breath For me it means life for others it's death. It's perfectly balanced, perfectly planned, More than enough for this man. Like every tree stands on its own Reaching for the sky I stand alone. I share my world with no one else. All by myself I stand alone. I've seen your world with these very eyes Don't come any closer, don't even try I've felt all the pain and heard all the lies But in my world there's no compromise Like every tree stands on its own Reaching for the sky I stand alone. I share my world with no one else. All by myself I stand alone.
Things Here
today has been a really good day, im still feeling lonely, but i cleaned my townhouse and got some crap outta the way. im still stressing over nicole coming down here for xmas. im not looking forward to her arrival. ian knows this. he knows im pissed shes gonna be here. there is no secrets between us. laughter has been in short supply for me. and im finding myself letting go of a lot of things, ppl, places, etc. part of what i needed to do was drop my old email. im sorry if that incon: anyone but im slowly working on getting back to those ppl. xmas is always been rough for me im not kidding when i say i hate it.
Requested Raise
Raise Request...this is funny Body: I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response: Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative-you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
Buy Samantha Hart's Music For A Good Cause
BRUNO RANIERI FAMILY LOST EVERYTHING IN HOUSE FIRE ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: katieeltinkstreetteam Date: Dec 11, 2007 8:44 PM ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Samantha Lynn HartDate: Dec 11, 2007 You can now purchase all of my singles for only 99 cents!!!! Great idea for a stocking stuffer!!!A PORTION OF THESE SALES WILL BE GOING TO HELP BRUNO AND HIS FAMILY AFTER A DEVISTATING HOUSE FIRE THAT HAS LEFT A FAMILY HOMELESS FOR CHRISTMAS!!! LETS GET THEM THE MONEY UP TO GET A HOME FOR CHRISTMAS!!! ALSO A PORTION OF MY SALES FOR MERCHANDISE AT WWW.SAMANTHALYNNHART.COM WILL GO TO HIS FAMILY AS WELL!!!STOCKING STUFFERS FOR A GOOD CAUSE!!!
Fear Of Terrorist Or Anthrax
BIRMINGHAM, Alabama (AP) -- Hundreds of thousands of holiday cards and letters thanking wounded American troops for their sacrifice and wishing them well never reach their destination. They are returned to sender or thrown away unopened. Christmas cards to the armed forces must be addressed to a specific person. Since the September 11 attacks and the anthrax scare, the Pentagon and the Postal Service have refused to deliver mail addressed simply to "Any Wounded Soldier" for fear terrorists or opponents of the war might send toxic substances or demoralizing messages. Mail must be addressed to a specific member of the armed forces -- a rule that pains some well-meaning Americans this Christmas season. "Are we going to forget our soldiers because we are running in fear?" Fena D'Ottavio asked. The suburban Chicago woman was using her blog to encourage friends to send mail to unspecified soldiers until she learned of the ban, which she called a sad commentary on society. Last
Life Is Wonderful And Prayers Get Answered
Well some things in my life have finally changed for the better. One thing that I thought would never happen again has actually happened. Several years ago I made a mistake and have regretted it for a very long time. A few weeks ago I sat down at the end of my bed and prayed about some thing that was going on with my ex. She was having a really hard time and I had gone out to see her to try to help out and tried to cheer her up a bit. I have loved her for a long time and when we broke up I have never stopped loving her. We both had met other people and we still talked though we never talked a lot. We did though always keep in touch with one another. Well I moved back to West Virginia and a couple of months later she moved back out here as well. Though she was down south and I am way up north I made the effort to go see her several time. I asked her a couple of times about us and she said that it would not be possible for things to happen between us again that way. I started to accept t
I Hate People.
I really don't have much else to say. MuMM: I Broke Up With My Boyfriend Last Night, He broke up with me because the stripper attacked me because i was being shy (i was jus respecting my man and not actin like i usually would), i told him what happened and he thinks i fucked the stripper....yet we all have our develish sides....i cheated on him when we first started (twice)...should i keep my mouth OPEN or CLOSED and tell him that i cheated on him? Comment: Kill yourself. Its the only logical solution Shoutbox?: Bottem to top, like usual. ->Bella-K: Did you not read a thing I just said? Not to mention you're the entertaining one. You're a whore and wonder why people don't want to be with you. That is always a great laugh. Bella-K: yea, yet u jus keep on going and i love it, i havnt had a laugh this good since god knows when....keep going please ur very entertaining ->Bella-K: Who started talking to whom? I believe you are the idiot that opened your mouth, so a
What I Need In My Future Man!
i know i feel like a wishy washy person but thats because i'm bipolar and my mood changes my personality sometimes slightly but other than that i don't expect my man to be like that i NEED a ROCK...i need someone who is going to be the same and constant in my life and i would want that person to be a Christian because that way i have someone to lead by example when i start to sway
Be Mine 3
Cymatics- Bringing Matter To Life With Sound
Who's Yo Daddy??????
The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing 'father's details;' or putting it another way.... Who's yo Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out #11. It takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up. 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night. 2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps. 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage
Game On!!
U have been hit by a snowball!! ONE RULE TO THIS GAME: you can not hit the person who hit u! Hit everyone u can! Splat! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Epicaillusive - Consensus
Illusive Consensus So sweet caress, never long to last! You entered my soul and gave hope to my life. So sweet caress, never hope to last! You left me behind all alone and aghast Capured inside such an austere Elysium Imperfect feelings, futile greef Love a device against all solitude As it all went on, the love became A field in a dream that once had been real So sweet caress, never long to last! Destroy this illusion we need a change of fate! Your frantic thoughts are only a condemned cry Primo somniare videbamur deinde veritas se praecipitavit I secretly longed for something which had never existed First I thought it was a dream but then it smashed into reality Beautiful on the outside, decayed deeply within I secretly longed for something which had never existed Devoted to a body without a soul Numquam non tibi diffidam
Ladies, Peanuts, And Spider Stories
I keep a note at the top of my Yahoo! 360 blog that I’ll be the same person I am now in five years’ time except for two things: the people I meet and the books I read. Well, in December five years ago I was living with Martha in Halliday, North Dakota about two hours southwest of where I live now. We were engaged to each other at the time (our wedding wasn’t until the following July) and Martha was just approaching Christmas Break at Halliday Public School, a K-12 school where she was director of the music program – heck, she WAS the music program. With about fifty kids in the entire school from Halliday as well as the surrounding communities of Dunn Center, Killdeer, and Twin Buttes (about sixteen, twenty, and seven miles from Halliday respectively – we were really out in the middle of nowhere!) Martha’s year at Halliday was one she learned a lot from. So did I; namely, that I was fed up working at convenience stores! The nearest job I could find was in Killdeer (the twenty-miles
Natural High !!! Hawt Shyt !!!!!
This Iz Ofr thoes who havent peeped The Dirt Department @ work More info on Profile Page Enjoy...
fubar is fun to mess around with isn't it? i mean yea we all have our trolls and then we have the people we chat with whom are groovy, but seriously. thanks to all my people who are cool!
Need Your Help Please
Hello everyone, I need your help. I have entered a contest, my first and I am asking all my friends to please help me. All you have to do is go to my page and look ion my friends list. The first one is "MISSIN YA" go to her page and look in her pics for folder Christmas Contest. Find my pic and you can leave 5 comments each. Only 5... so I am asking all of you top please help me. If I win I get a free blast. Contest start in the moring and runs though Sunday!! Thank all of you for everything!! Love You All!! Need T~L~C (John) PS I will repay each of you!!
Darkness Inside My Heart
Sometimes I wonder about things a little to much. It seems like everywhere I turn, darkness is there. Now I'm not talking about lights being turned off. I'm talking about the evils in this world. Depression, sadness, the pain what some people call love. I honestly can say that it is hard for me to believe in it anymore. So much pain and misery. It makes me question my own faith. It seems like every time I try to make things good, darkness destroys it. So should I stay in with the darkness and find some new faith? You might say no, and try to talk me out of it, but it still makes me wonder. I know now that I will not ever be loved nor trusted no matter what I do in my life. So for here on out all and everything I do will be for me and only me. Darkness 1 me 0 for eternity. May God help me one way or the other.
For You My Beloved Friend
This is written for you, I want you to know I love you, I desire you, and I am sad for you. You are beautiful inside and out. Your darkest days you still find time to reach out to me whether it is to hold me or to offer a shoulder. I know you put so much faith in people online and trust them because you are a truly beautiful soul. Some trick you into believing they care only because they want something from you either a cure for their sexual needs, their emotional needs, or their feelings of inadequacies. You my delicious and true hearted friend need to stop trusting in these people. I know of 3 of your online friends whom I truly believe care for you, but the others have shown too many times they do not. Stop feeding them their desires while exhausting your own. Stop caring for those who obviously are using you for entertainment and please stop reaching out to those who only grab for your hand when THEY need strength yet failing to offer you one when you are in need. your sadness and
Game Over
game over is what i say for those fucked outsiders go find someone else to play i wish you lived near me cause if you did id slap your ass silly im sick of all your shit its plain to see if we ever meet ill beat you down like one of the guys in the ufc you got me stressed beyond belief so im ready to slaughter you as if you were a side of beef
Deleted Once Again...
Ok...its my 5th profile.. I have changed everything I can... name, email addy, pic..everything... so once again.. I see how long this one takes before i get delted once again...
The Watch
Today our navy has given most of the pomp and circumstance, the honors, traditions, and ceremonies back to history…time does not give us the freedom to do these things from the past…but, we still have to stop all engines, lay about smartly, and drop anchor to pay homage to one of our shipmates going ashore. To honor the years served, the guidance, the leadership, the friendship and the expertise that this shipmate has freely given. This sailor has stood the watch While some of us were in our bunks at night This sailor stood the watch While some of us were in school learning our trade This shipmate stood the watch Yes.. even before some of us were born into this world This shipmate stood the watch In those years when the storm clouds of war were seen brewing on the horizon of history This shipmate stood the watch Many times he would cast an eye ashore and see his family standing there Needing his guidance and help Needing that hand to hold during those hard times But he still stood the
The Sad Truth.
Florida Anti-Gay Marriage Amendment Moves Forward by Newscenter Staff Posted: December 13, 2007 - 12:30 pm ET (Tallahassee, Florida) A proposed amendment to bar same-sex marriage in Florida appears likely to be appear on the ballot in 2008 after the Secretary of State on Thursday said the group supporting the ban had collected over than a thousand more signatures than needed. LGBT rights groups say they will mount a vigorous campaign to defeat the measure. Equality Florida and the ACLU are expected to challenge the results of the petition drive, possibly in court. The amendment says, "Inasmuch as marriage is the legal union of only one man and one woman, no other legal union that is treated as marriage or the substantial equivalent thereof shall be valid or recognized." Florida requires 611,009 valid signatures to place an item on the ballot. Florida4Marriage collected 612,192 according to the Secretary of State, some of those signatures till require veri
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.
A co-worker,K, was telling me she was gonna quit 'cause she feels the chefs are not giving her enough attention.She takes care of the employee dining room (edr)and is pretty much on her own.They may tell her what food she needs to use and some tips on how to prepare it but overall,she has more control than the other cooks. In my opinion,she has a good opportunity to apply what she already knows as well as getting some tips from professional chefs,especially when this is the first professional kitchen she has worked in..Instead,she is frequently questioning the help that they give,when they should give it and not utilizing her time properly. In this business,you have to be able to take the initiative,learn as you go (on the fly),and constantly make adjustments when situations take a turn for the worst.She failing to do all those things and she will be in for a rude awakening one day.
To All My Friends
this is just to see who are real friends on here and don,t judge people if there not perfect in somee ways well i have a down fall and can,t spell good, am i any deff, than anyone on here and am i, going to be judge because i,m not perfect at spelling if so and you don,t want me as a friend because off that then just tell me and i won,t be mad i have a good heart and thats all that matters in lift you all have a sweet day
Yea Thinking About Leaving
well shall i stay or go not sure just doing some thinking. if care read if ya don't who gives a fuck!!! message me let me know or leave some comments no comments by next wekk fuck it i'm gone!! to all my friends and family love you all and to all the BBW'S YOU ARE FUCKING HOTT LOVE TO HAVE SOME CRAZY NIGHTS WITH YOU!!! LATER JIM
Heavens Trail
Dreams...if Only
As I sit here in this lonely room my mind begins to wander Thru thoughts and hopes and dreams Soon I begin to ponder Will the end be worth the pain Loves heart must endure today WiIl our lives be the same Shoud we decide to stay I want so badly to be with you To do the things I cannot do Feel your heart your soul your mind Our two lives intertwined To wake each morning by your side Kissing hugging overcoming ere what to be tide Hoping things will go our way Too many lives hurt if we say Lets go and be together Family ties we must sever But alas victory would be mine For in this pain Then I would find
To All The People On My List
Adult Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner, and momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangey reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of the sled, A sock in his ear and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Woa Shithead, woa Asshole, woa Stupid, woa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. Look o
Everyone Read Me
Catch Rise Phoenix Rise Next Sunday at Pellegrines in Altoona!!! 12/23/07 @ 10:30pm Hope to see you out.
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2007 Is Ending Soooooooooooo
2007 is ending soon and a new year begins of 2008. ....Good and bad stuff has happened. SO this blog us simple. I want everyone 2 comment on this blog n share if they want. What is the best memories or memory u have about 2007 that u will never forget?
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Today's Quote He who postpones the hour of living rightly is like the rustic who waits for the river to run out before he crosses. -Horace
16 Dec 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Sunday, December 16: While your love life may not progress in leaps and bounds right now, little steps taken -- contact made, info exchanged -- can be especially pleasurable. Save the big invitations and sweeping declarations for later!
Keeps Comin Back
My friend was the kind of friend that would be there for you if you needed him and never complained about it. He made me feel like i was the most wonderful person in the world and made the earth spin off its axis's, but things got a little shakey and we parted ways. I think about him all the time and wonder how he's doing and if he's taking care of himself and so forth. The nights were really bad, wanting him, needing him, wanting to go places where we went before, but could never cause he's not here. Wondering if he found someone else to take my place, and hoping that she's treating him good, cause i really want that for him, and then out of the blue he calls me and those feelings that i thought were gone resurface, like a vengence. Taking me to memories that i have buried deep inside and never wanted to resurface again. Hearing his voice sent shivers up and down my spine, cause he has that kind of voice that makes you just sigh with longing, wanting to feel his arms around me, his
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I Shall Be Free No.10 By Bob Dylan
I'm just average, common too I'm just like him, the same as you I'm everybody's brother and son I ain't different from anyone It ain't no use a-talking to me It's just the same as talking to you. I was shadow-boxing earlier in the day I figured I was ready for Cassius Clay I said "Fee, fie, fo, fum, Cassius Clay, here I come 26, 27, 28, 29, I'm gonna make your face look just like mine Five, four, three, two, one, Cassius Clay you'd better run 99, 100, 101, 102, your ma won't even recognize you 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, gonna knock him clean right out of his spleen." Well, I don't know, but I've been told The streets in heaven are lined with gold I ask you how things could get much worse If the Russians happen to get up there first. Wowee! Pretty scary! Now, I'm liberal, but to a degree I want ev'rybody to be free But if you think that I'll let Barry Goldwater Move in next door and marry my daughter You must think I'm crazy! I wouldn't let him do it for all th
Me Shallow Lol Not By Far
Love On The Internet
Though I wasn't looking for anyone new, One day I got e- mail and in it was you. Charming, sensitive and so debonair, I strongly resisted it go anywhere. But letters and stories captured my heart, Filled me with passion almost from the start. Love on the Internet, how could it be? These things just don't happen to people like me. But doves and butterflies flew into our lives, Carrying messages we could not deny. Each person has meaning and love to express, And we could deny our hearts nothing less. It's a beautiful love that has grown between us, Something beyond any words we discuss. Much deeper than LOL, cyber kisses and such, Far down to our souls, beyond human touch. My love's not confined by what it can see, I feel you, I taste you, I experience your dream. Close my eyes, and I envision what in my heart I can hear, "Love knows no boundaries, no distance, no fear." It's the soul that captures God's love in a way That eternally melts hearts together to
Here it comes. The primordial darkness creeping in once again. I wondered how long it would take this time. And i cant help but sit here and think about just how ignorant everyone is. Do they not see? I'm so (sic) in the head, and the pressures growing. So many faces, so many flies. Do you even know who I am? Do you know what's in my head? God, I'm tearing myself apart. I whisper to shadows secrets of tomorrow. I cry on the shoulders of statues. loneliness is just a word. This is...a vaccuum, a void. And its wierd. Cause it's right when I'm sure I'm starting to touch life, that I realize that life just isnt within my reach. There's like this bug inside of my head, hiding...... waiting..... searching.... hah, once again things you could not understand. Let's reground ourselves shall we? Maybe i'm going too far too fast.
Red Ridinghood
Little red ridding hood was going to grandmas house and stopped to see the three little pigs they asked,,where you off to red, and she replied I'm going to grandmas,,,, oh no said the pigs, the big bad wolf is waiting in the forest and will pull your little red dress down and fuck you till your little red socks come off She told them she wasn't worried about the big bad wolf and heads to grandmas,Then she ran into the three bears, same thing happened momma bear said the big bad wolf is waiting for you in the forest im not worried about the big bad wolf says red and into the forest she goes All of a sudden the big bad wolf jumps out and says, little red ridding hood, I'm going to pull your little red dress down and f**k you till those little red socks come off, Red calmly pulls out her 45 and says, NO you ain't either mother fucker, Your going to eat me just like the book says
December 17, 2007 @ 2:32 am YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me We'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10
Just My Opinion
Everyone on here post blog's and Mumm's and expectyou to go read and reply and comment. Well so did I and needed some help on a small matter, and not the first person replied or responded back. So from now on if you want my opinion or need me to help out, forget it want happen.
Christmas Shoes
It was almost Christmas time There I stood in another line Trying to buy that last gift or two I'm really in the Christmas mood Standing right in front of me Was a little boy waiting anxiously Pacing around like little boys do And in his hands he held A pair of shoes And his clothes were worn and old He was dirty from head to toe And when it came his time to pay I couldn't believe what I heard him say Sir I wanna buy these shoes for my Momma please It's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size Could you hurry Sir? Daddy says there's not much time You see, she's been sick for quite a while And I know these shoes will make her smile And I want her to look beautiful If Momma meets Jesus, tonight. They counted pennies for what seem like years And cashier says son there's not enough here He searches is pockets franticly And he turned and he looked at me And he said Momma made Christmas good at our house Most years she just did without Tell me Sir Wh
Kiss Ass!!!
You know, some people say I am a kiss ass but the way I see it is: I appreciate certain people, I have respect for them. I don't expect anything in return. I just like being nice. I work hard and I put my best foot in. And I own up to my mistakes. When I worked at Target, I was one of the best workers they had, my boss loved me and she would allow me certain privileges that she wouldnt allow others. For example: If a new store opened up she would allow me to go work at that new store and help them set up. Anyway, my point is this, every Christmas I would buy her a gift and my co-workers would call me a kiss ass/suck up, whatever just because I bought her a gift doesn't mean she would let me slide if I called off, no show, or did something that was obviously wrong. Can't someone work hard and still be thoughtful, kind, and respectful?
Please Pary 4 My Cat Please
Did Anyone Ever Tell You How Important You Make Others Feel Somebody out here is Smiling About Love that is so Real Did Anyone Ever Tell You that Many Times When They were Sad Your E-mail (and chats) made Them Smile a bit In Fact It made Them Glad For the Time You Spend Sending Things And Sharing whatever You Find There are No Words to Thank You But Somebody, Thinks You're Fine Did Anyone Ever Tell You Just How Much They Love You Well, My Dearest Friend Today I am Telling You I HOPE I GET THIS BACK I believe that without a special friend you are missing out on a lot!!! But don't just send it back, send it on to everyone.. Have a nice day, and I'm glad we are friends!!! ......... , . ~ . ~ , ~ , ........... ......... ).. - ~. . ' ..( ............ ........ ( . . . ...(......) ........... .........| . . . . . ).....| ........... .........{.. . . . .(. . ./ ............ ............ =(.. /.)= ............... ............... -;..;-' ................ .
Christmas Cheer??
One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. "Wow , Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night" the mailman comments. Bob in obvious pain replies, "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first time I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for Christmas Cheer and it got a bit wild. Hell, we got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I? "The mailman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play that?"! "Well ,all the guys go in the bedroom ,and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our 'privates' showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is. "The mailman laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry
My Heart
I love you with all my heart; I long for you when we're apart; I wish I could wipe away all your tears; Look you in your eyes and somehow take away all your fears; I wish I could also take away your pain; Love you in such a way that you will know you have everything to gain; I want to take you in my arms and hold you ever tight; Show you that you're the one I love with all my might; I know in my heart you're the best; There is no comparison to the rest; Being with you makes my heart sing; I believe together we could do anything; I'm ever consumed by your presence; It only takes your essence; The chemistry between us is on fire; My love for you will never tire.
Wandering amidst an invisible crowd, I wonder if you are there. Between the endless lanes of street cars, I ponder the possibility of your presence. Will our meeting be today, tomorrow, or the next? I do not have to search. You will find me someday, somewhere. Maybe amongst a two-face crowd, Or on a one-way road to love. All that I had been longing for, Yet for which I did not have to search.
A Collar And Its Many Meanings
A Collar and Its Many Meanings by Unknown A collar in BDSM symbolizes a commitment that has often been compared to a wedding ring. This type of commitment comes in other forms, such as a brand, a tattoo, a piercing.... Each symbolizing the pledge of the Dominant to their submissive to protect, love and cherish them. When the submissive accepts the collar, the submissive surrenders to the Dominant and makes a promise to be devoted and loyal. Some collars are made with no clasp to signify the never ending love of the relationship. Other collars have a ring to attach a leash and a place for an engraved tag or pendant to show ownership. The collar is to be worn in the presence of the Dominant at all times. When apart, all the submissive needs to do is touch it to be reminded of the bond they share. Each collaring is a unique symbol of love, respect and a bond between two people who care greatly for each other. In these pages the members of #submission would like to share their unique
Bdsm Tips For Beginners
BDSM Tips for Beginners by Lady Green and Jay Wiseman Printer-Friendly Version Hi folks. The following material is very closely based on the handout we give to the audience when we are invited to give an "SM For Beginners" presentation at a location such as a college campus, erotic boutique, or similar location. It assumes that the reader has some basic interest but no prior education or experience in this matter. BDSM Tips for Beginners by Lady Green and Jay Wiseman Note: Greenery Press publishes many educational non-fiction works dealing with bdsm and other areas of sexuality. Several new titles are published each year. For more info, e-mail a catalog request to, send a self-addressed, stamped envelope to Greenery Press, 3739 Balboa # 195, San Francisco, CA 94121 or go to BDSM is one of several overall names given to a collection of behaviors that involve bondage, spanking, domination, and other activities that are done in a saf
The Count Down...
It is December 17th! wow. Only 8 days to Christmas. I have so much to do and so little time. I spent all day wrapping presents and didn't get them all done. I have a package coming on the 20th with presents that I will have to wrap, some stuff I ordered on the internet. I still have my Dad, my Step mother, my brother-in-law, my niece and nephew and grandfather to buy for. I still need to get a couple more things for Christopher too. After wrapping his presents, I noticed he has been shorted. I think I will either go shopping tonight or go tomorrow after my physical therapy appointment. Friday we are having a dinner party. I always have a dinner party for my friends at Christmas and make a prime rib roast. They all look forward to it every year. It is only 8 of us this year since 2 of our friends moved away. It started out years ago with people in the neighborhood and they have come and gone. Now, it is us remaining in the neighborhood that do this. We have known
Pastry Wrapped Pineapple Cream Cheese
Pastry Wrapped Pineapple Cream Cheese For pastry: 3/4 cup flour 4 T. unsalted butter, softened 4 oz. cream cheese, softened For Filling: 6 T. crushed pineapple, drained 8 oz. cream cheese, softened 1 egg yolk, beaten Assorted crackers and sliced apples, tossed with lemon juice, for serving For pastry: In a large bowl, combine flour, butter and cream cheese. Beat with electric mixer at low speed, scraping sides often, until dough forms, 2 to 3 minutes. Shape into a ball. Wrap with plastic and chill for at least 30 minutes in the refrigerator. Heat oven to 350. Place dough between two sheets of wax paper and roll into a 12 x4" rectangle. For filling: spread 3 T. crushed pineapple in center of dough. Place cream cheese on pineapple; top cream cheese with remaining 3 T. crushed pineapple. Allow pineapple to drip down sides of cream cheese. Enclose cream cheese with dough by bringing sides of dough together and pressing edge
Now Hireing For Headhunters Den Lounge
looking for some good people for my lounge my home is your home so plz get ahold of me if you would like to join
The Slaves Prayer....
The Slaves Prayer.... Allow me the strength to answer questions I can't fanthom... Allow me the spirit to know his needs Allow me the kindness to choke back retorts Allow me the serenity to serve Him in peace.. Allow me the love to show Him in peace... Allow me the tenderness to comfort Him... Allow me the light to show us the way... Allow me the wisdom to be an asset to Him... Let me be able to show Him each day my love by my service to Him... Let me open myself up to completely belong to him... Let my eyes show Him each day my love by my service to Him... Let me open myself up to completely belong to him... Let my eyes show Him the same respect, rather I sit at his side, or kneel at his feet... Let me accept my punishment with the grace of a woman... Let me learn to please Him, beyond myself... Grant me the power to give myself to Him completely... Give me the strength to please us both... Permitt me to love myself, in loving Him.. Allow me the peace of serving H
Tickle Me Elmo
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well,Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM . The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wrap
Gotta Watch Those Old Folks
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?" The other replies, "Oh sure I do." The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?" The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver." After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?" ~~~~~~ An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" "Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat." "But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest. The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday"
D/s Christmas Poem
D/s Christmas Poem 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even my spouse; The paddles were hung in the cupboard with care, In hopes that her bottom soon would be bare; The children were nestled at grandma's in bed, While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads; And mamma in her nightie, and I in my cap, Had just settled down for a long discipline chat, When out of her mouth there arose such a clatter, I sat on the bed as she sassed "Hey what's the matter?" I pulled her across my knee in a flash, Pulled up her nightie to bare her cute ass. Her bottom was white as the new-fallen snow But would soon give way to the luster of a healthy red glow, When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a large wooden paddle, to redden her rear, With long hard swings, both lively and quick, She knew in a moment it won't be a picnic. In rapid succession the paddling came, I shouted, and called out
You May Be A Submissive If...
You May Be A Submissive If... -If you see a "Mix-Master" in the store and think it's a new self-stimulating toy, you may be a submissive. -If you hear the drinking toast "Bottoms up!" and instantly obey, you may be a submissive. -If you are more concerned about the skin on your ass then that on your face you may be a submissive. -If you get excited when you see an ad for "Flag Day" because you think someone mispelled a word, you may be a submissive. -If a friend of yours tells you she can't get out of the house because she's all tied up....and you get jealous, you may be a submissive. -If you walk by dog obedience classes and offer to demonstrate from the dog's perspective, you may be a submissive. -If stocks and bonds fascinate you, but you could not care less what happens on Wall Street, you may be a submissive. -If you smile and think of a thin, flexible rod when you hear the word "switch", you may be a submissive. -If you think the best part of goin
"what Does It Mean?"
~~~ Candles in red, trees of evergreen. Silver thistles hang so pretty, What does it all mean? To some it's warm, cozy and bright. Everything glistened and pearly white. I'm told it's a time of Family, friends, and others. To gather all round, Father's and Mothers. So as you come together for Carols in song, remember to pray for ones that won't sing. Some have no voice, no cheer in their heart. No presents to give, nor none will bring. They sit alone by an unlit fire. Wanting and yearning for familiar desire. They have no funds, no money you know. They have no family, no photos to show. "What does it mean?", they say with a sigh. Why should they be happy, and why can't they cry? Christmas means nothing, just another day. Only another memory, their hearts tucked away. Have a wonderful Holiday, but remember one thing. There are those who won't, They know not what it means. ~~~ copyrite:Blujdj~12/17/07
New Direction For The War On Terrorists
New Direction for the war on terrorists. "Send Prior Service Vets over 42 " I am over 42 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. (You can't be older than 42 to join the military or rejoin in my case.) They've got the whole thing backwards. Instead of sending 18-year-olds off to fight, they ought to take us older guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35. For starters: Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Older guys only think about sex a couple dozen times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy. Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. "My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry!" We are impatient and maybe letting us kill some asshole that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while. An 18-year-old doesn't even li
~my Vow's As His Slave And The Primary That I Am For His House~
my vow's as His slave and Primary that i am,,,,,, i will communicate with complete honesty my needs, desires, limits, and experience. i realize that failing to do so will not only prevent myMaster and i from having the best experience possible, but can also lead to physical and emotional harm. i will not manipulate myMaster. i will not push to make a scene go the way i feel it should. i will keep an open mind about trying things that i am not accustomed to or comfortable with and expanding my limits. i will continue to grow as the slave i am with myMaster and as a human being. i will accept the responsibility of discovering what pleases myMaster, and will do my best to fulfill His every wish and desire to the best of my ability. i will not allow myself to be harmed or abused, i know that slave does not equal "doormat". i will be courteous and helpful to my fellow sister's, i will share my knowledge and experiences with others in the hope that they will learn from whe
Boy Hits Car
everywhere there seems to be a memory sometimes memeory's kill me your like a man without skin, everything he see's seems to see touch him like a man without skin everything he touches seems to hurt him he says maybe i'm just a man if you let me i'll end it all all my life i never wanted to cause pain to anyone, i tried but it seems to be in vain see me standing naked in a pool of my own blood don't you wonder if i love her don't you ever think did he care welcome to lovecore now my friend, all these thought running through my mind now am i ready to die now i feel like the fucker who ripped her life don't you wonder if i love her don't you ever think did he care welcome to lovecore all my life i never wanted to cause pain to anyone, i tried but it seems to be in vain standing here ready for the sacrifice see me standing naked in a pool of my own blood
Need Help
Please Help! I Am In A Patriotic Contest! Starting December 17th I Need All The Help I can Get! But Who Could Be More Patriotic Than A Marine! Click The Pic And Drop A Few Hundred Comments :D DJ_CorporalD
Fubar Vs Myspace
okay. whatever. i don't get this fubar thing. and saying that i'm wondering how many people must think i'm retarded because they find it to be so easy...i think that about people that tell me that they don't get myspace. yes, i'm a myspacer..i'm not much for this fubar crap...but because i have friends that have it...i'm here, too. for those of you that send me messages and whatnot, sorry if i don't respond. can't say i ever really get on here. in the battle of fubar vs myspace..i'd have to say for me...myspace wins. that is all.
Good Joke
This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. and funny (which is amazing in itself!!! hahaha) so just go with it (Girls -- Have a sense of humor!) One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on s
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What Is Guillain-barre Syndrome?
My Bestfriend was rushed to the Hospital lastnight and was told she has this. So, I thought ID share with you what it is and what not. What is Guillain-Barre Syndrome? Guillain-Barré syndrome is a disorder in which the body's immune system attacks part of the peripheral nervous system. The first symptoms of this disorder include varying degrees of weakness or tingling sensations in the legs. In many instances, the weakness and abnormal sensations spread to the arms and upper body. These symptoms can increase in intensity until the muscles cannot be used at all and the patient is almost totally paralyzed. In these cases, the disorder is life-threatening and is considered a medical emergency. The patient is often put on a respirator to assist with breathing. Most patients, however, recover from even the most severe cases of Guillain-Barré syndrome, although some continue to have some degree of weakness. Guillain-Barré syndrome is rare. Usually Guillain-Barré occurs a few days or weeks
Sad Love Quotes...
Sometimes you love something so much that it hurts to leave it, but you must. Sometimes it hurts too much to hold on to that thing you love. And sometimes you let go of what you love because it hurts, but then just sometimes... you get it back and live happily ever after. * * * * * * * * * Why do people have to lose things to find out what they really mean? * * * * * * * * * When you are in love and you get hurt, it’s like a cut... it will heal, but there will always be a scar. * * * * * * * * * May God put a spell on you... so you won’t forget me. * * * * * * * * * Whenever I cried he would always make me feel like he would change the world if he could so it couldn't hurt me anymore. But now I’m crying and he's not here * * * * * * * * *. You can close your eyes to things you don’t want to see, but you can’t close your heart to things you don’t want to feel. * * * * * * * * *. When I see you smile and know that it is not for me, that is when I will
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Christmas party hosted by Will in on December 22nd at 6pm P.S.T or 9pm E.S.T!!! whats included: 1. HOTTIES on cam 2. Best Christmas Profile gets a 3 Day BLAST 3. Christmas Trival for fubucks 4. Everyones favorite music 5. Dancing and drinking Click on the banner to enter the lounge!!! .xo Freak Killah ox. (repost of original by '.xo Freak Killah ox. FU - Wifey to wicked killah & RL - Fiancee'' on '2007-12-18 12:01:43') (repost of original by 'Will~~~~~ coOwner of Nasty Habit~~~~~~Wicked Storm Crew~~~~~enforcer for Magikal Seductions}}}}}} &h' on '2007-12-18 12:04:02')
Merry Christmas To All Of You
For My Democrat Friends: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical
Christmas Wish List
Here it is the Christmas wish list. All you have to do is post this and let people check off what they would want to do to you. []Hug []Kiss on cheek []Kiss on lips []Hold hands []Cuddle []Make out []Sit on your lap []Go on a date with you []Just be friends []Be more than friends []Love me []Like me []Kiss under the Mistletoe []Get to know me more []be with me []just hangout with me []Love me for ever till the day you die How old do I look? [] pre-teen 11-12 [] early teens 13-15 [] mid-teens 16-17 [] late teens 18-19 [] early twenties 20-23 [] mid twenties 24-26 [] late twenties 27-29 [] early thirties 30-33 [] mid thirties 34-36 [] late thirties 37-39 How good do I look from 1-10 (1- ugly/10- hott) [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 Would you come visit me? [] yes [] no Am I: [] okay [] hott [] sexy [] cute Would you rather: [] makeout [] cuddle [] go out [] none of the above Would u e
Smoked Salmon Dip
Smoked Salmon Dip Recipe courtesy Sandra Lee See this recipe on air Monday Dec. 24 at 12:00 AM ET/PT. Show: Food Network Specials Episode: All-Star Holiday Party 1 pint (2 cups) sour cream 1 tablespoon double concentrate tomato paste (from a tube) 1 teaspoon lemon juice 2 tablespoons drained, jarred capers 1/2 medium red onion, finely chopped 1/4 pound smoked salmon, shredded (ask your deli counter person for the end pieces) 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground pepper In a medium bowl mix the sour cream, tomato paste and lemon juice until smooth. Stir in capers and red onion. Fold in the salmon and season with the salt and pepper. Refrigerate until ready to serve. For serving dip: Red and green bell peppers, squared bottoms Purple cabbage, ruffled leaves and hollowed out Radicchio, ruffled leaves and hollowed out Green cabbage, ruffled leaves and hollowed out Dippers: Mini carrots Icicle radishes Treviso leaves Cucumber spears Cherry to
Are U Fake Or Real Friend?
FAKE HOMIES: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL HOMIES: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!" ______________________ FAKE HOMIES: never seen you cry. REAL HOMIES: cry with you ______________________ FAKE HOMIES: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL HOMIES: keep your shit so long they forget its yours. ______________________ FAKE HOMIES: know a few things about you. REAL HOMIES: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. ______________________ FAKE HOMIES: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL HOMIES: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. ______________________ FAKE HOMIES: Would knock on your front door. REAL HOMIES: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" ______________________ FAKE HOMIES: Are for awhile. REAL HOMIES: Are for life. ______________________ FAKE HOMIES: Will take your drink away when they think you'v
A Friend Is...
A friend is Someone who cares about you, Someone who likes you just the way you are. A friend is Someone who does things with you, Someone who keeps your secrets. A friend is Someone who sometimes gets angry with you, Someone who might hurt your feelings sometimes even when they don't mean to. A friend is Someone who comforts you when you're sad, Someone who laughs with you when you're happy. A friend is Someone who wants to be with you, Someone who enjoys your company. A friend is Someone you'll remember always Even when they grow up and move away. A friend is Someone who is loyal and says good things about you, Someone who gets mad if someone else is mean to you. A friend is A link to someone's humanity like food for the soul to share, Someone to hold onto when life's follies bring despair. A friend is F-frank, R-righteous, I-intrepid, E-earnest, N-noble, D-decent A friend is a friend always!!!! and thats u..
D/s Lifestyle Glossary
Word Description 24/7 Usually used in the description of a permanent full time relationship (24 hours a day, 7 days a week) Aftershock After a long session or play, some submissives may experience effects from their body being used / in shock from the pain. (trembling, feeling of cold) Ball Gag Toy used in BDSM play to prevent a sub from speaking. Mouth pieces are usually made from a rubber ball that is jammed between a submissive teeth and secure in place by a strap or a little string. Could be made of plastic or leather too. BD Refer to Bondage and Discipline play (see Bondage) Blood play Type of play which involves blood. Considered a fetish. Bondage Type of play which uses restraints which could include handscuffs, ropes, shackles etc. Considered a fetish. Bottom In a BDSM relationship, the "Bottom" is the same as a the "Submissive" In some more specialized relationships, the "Bottom" is the one who gives up cont
You Know You're From Oklahoman When...
You say ya'll ... many times a day. Bedlam is a BIG deal. You can tell when it's tornado weather. When you drive through a neighborhood anyone out walking will smile and wave at you. You've worn flip flops in the winter You have stopped to let a family of deer cross the road. You thought the twister ride at Universal Studios wasn't windy enough. You know who your neighbors are, how many children they have, and when one of them gets married or graduates. There are at least 2 to 3 Sonics, McDonalds, and Little Caesars in your town You've been off roading - many times You or someone you know was born, raised and still lives in the same town. You know that Miami, Oklahoma and Miami, Florida are pronounced two different ways. You plan events around football games. You are a Cowboy or Sooners fan. You learned how to do country and western dances at school. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a f
Merry Christmas
We apologize for this mass Holiday Wish, but we want all our family, friends and fans to know that we wish each and every one of you a Blessed Christmas and safe holiday season. We are still trying to get organized since moving to the country and are preparing for a family Christmas here complete with the traditional dinner. Forgive us for not being here as much as we were, but hopefully soon things will settle back to somewhat normal. Please bear with us and remember that we love you all and wish you the best. Hugzzzz, Sipher, Sexy LiL Sharky and family
3 Sons
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our Mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You remember how Mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well any more. I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took Elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it." Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks: "Milton," she wrote one son, "the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house." "Gerald," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel any more. My eyesight isn't what it used to be. I stay most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!"
Q & A You Been Waiting For
FINALLY, THE 6 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR: Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for "suck here". Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under." Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch... AND: Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT? A : Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
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Real Beauty
sitting here in front of my pc is causing severe insanity due to boredom so I'm going out for a while I will come back and repost what I find... if anything interesting from this small town I like to call hell. there is absolutely nothing to do so I have to go create my entertainment... I DJ for fun but ehh nobody is on and the music keeps on playing... ohhh well. maybe I will find something good for everyone to share... if you have any good bands, groups, or solo artist feel free to send me the artist name and best albums to add to my collection...
Christmas Is Tight This Year
My dear friends, Somewhat embarrassing to admit, I'm not getting an annual bonus and Christmas is tight this year. I will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts. Please let me know your sizes. You'll most likely agree that it's a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same, I've included the instructions below. How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads: You need four maxi pads to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top. Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part. Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most aesthetically appealing), etc. These slippers are: * Soft and Hygienic * Non-slip grip strips on the soles * Built in deodorant feature keeps fe et sme lling fresh * No more bending over to mop up spills * Disposable and biodegradable * Environmentally safe * Three convenient sizes: (1.)
Mall Santa Sexually Assaulted
Woman Accused of Groping Mall Santa Email this Story Dec 18, 11:52 AM (ET) DANBURY, Conn. (AP) - Santa Claus says that a woman who sat on his lap was naughty, not nice. A Santa at the Danbury Fair mall said the woman groped him. "The security officer at the mall said Santa Claus has been sexually assaulted," police Detective Lt. Thomas Michael said of the weekend complaint. Sandrama Lamy, 33, of Danbury, was charged with sexual assault and breach of peace. She was released on a promise to appear in court on Jan. 3. Police quickly found and identified Lamy because the woman was described as being on crutches, said Capt. Bob Myles. A call seeking comment from Lamy was answered by a recording Tuesday morning. A woman later called back and said: "It's a false report and I don't have any idea." Police did not give the name of the disconcerted Santa, but they said he is 65 and felt badly because children were waiting to see him. "He was apparently shocked an
Shred Your Bad Memories O 2007
Shred Your Bad Memories of 2007 Email this Story Dec 19, 12:42 PM (ET) NEW YORK (AP) - In the spirit of starting anew, a business group and the city's sanitation department are inviting New Yorkers to shred their bad memories of 2007. Everything from photos of ex-lovers to lousy report cards will be fair game when the Times Square Alliance and the New York Department of Sanitation set up shredders in the Times Square Visitors Center for an hour on Dec. 28. Recycling bins will be available for items that can't be shredded, like embarrassing fashion mistakes, annoying CDs and irresistible - and fattening - chocolate chip cookies. The organizers say they'll also provide stationery for passers-by to jot down memories they wish would go away. A grand prize of $250 will be awarded to the person deemed to be most creative in letting go of old baggage. Better get there by noon: At 1 p.m., a sanitation truck will pick up the distasteful, the disturbing, the downright
My God...
it was so easy to turn it off after it was so on... i scare myself sometimes, i really do :-( if i was a bitch, a true, dyed in the wool, full throttle bitch, what a weapon this could be...
Never Surrender (no Desit Virtus)
Never Surrender (No Desit Virtus) Victory is for those who are willing to kill or die. We stand side by side, we never questioned why. My brothers aren't afraid. I trust my life in their hands. They'll fight by my side until the bloody end. Do you know what it means, have you ever sacrificed? Pride. Honor. Loyalty. Make the deal, pay the price. We all walk the line, win or lose. Do or die. If you can't share my pain, how can you share my life? Life among the thugs and drugs, their fucking fisticuffs. This is how I live my life, and I can't get enough. My Life. My Crew. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!
It's Another Day...
Just a song I wrote on one of my depressed/thoughtful days... It's Another Day It's not all right, it's not ok. You told me it was another way. And when you find things aren't great, you wonder why I walked away. When you lie to my face, please don't expect it to be ok. Some days come, some days go. Where will you be when I'm on the road? Will you come or will you stay? It'll just be another day. It's not all right, it's not ok. You told me it was another way. And when you find things aren't great, you wonder why I walked away. When you lie to my face, please don't expect it to be ok. You're just some guy I thought I liked, I guess I don't know what's right. You'll be gone and I'll be fine, who are you to know what's right? No, it's not all right, no, it's not ok. Don't tell me it's another way. You will find things aren't great don't wonder why I walked away. Please just lie to my face, someday I promise, I'll be ok...
Society In General
After spending a week or so reading and commenting on some of the mumms that get posted here I start asking myself is this really what is on the minds of people today. Have we transgressed ourselves into this sub culture of sex, drugs, violence, and stupidity? What ever happened to morality and honor? Where have all the people disappeared too that still believe in living life with a code of ethics? I do not even dare claim to be perfect for I know I have many flaws myself, however I try to progress and become a better person through experience, learning, and changing myself into what I would consider someone with morality, honor, commitment, and courage. Men use to court women with poems and songs.. often spending a ton of their time trying their best to prove that they are worthy and admirable enough for the love of that lady.. now it just seems like everyone jumps into the first bed they get an offer from. Am I alone in my thoughts and is it true that possibly I am a part of a
Falling Behind
Well that's what it feels like anyway. Kelly and Dad's surguries went off with out a hich. Kelly came home Sunday and Dad was back home the same day he went in. So that great!!!!! My other sister is coming up from Alabama with her kids, so were trying to get my parents house ready for the house guest. Luckly were having christmas eve at my aunts house so that should make it easier on all of us. And since me and Ryan exchanged our gifts last week i don't have to worry about hauling around alot of gifts. Fa la la la........
Bomb Here If U Wanna Level Up
So I Went Out Yesterday And Bought Some Medicine.
thats right I went out yesterday looking to do something fun and started feeling ill so I went to the store and got some cold and flu medicine.. I hope that its just a 24 hour bug I hate being sick... my head is pounding like I spent all night drinking but I'm done dry as far as booze... I just don't understand how I fell to being sick... I got all those good multivitamins the doctor says take and I eat lots of fruit and vegetables.. I think we should boycot Dr.'s until they fix the way they work... I mean its ok to tell me to take something if I'm sick but if you tell me to take it when I'm not sick and I get sick... all I can say is thats FUBAR... well I will let you go don't want to keep you to long... :D
The Mollusk :)
Hey little boy, whatcha got there? kind sir it's a mollusk i've found did you find it in the sandy ground? does it emulate the ocean's sound? yes I found it on the ground emulating the ocean's sound bring forth the mollusk cast unto me let's be forever let forever be free Hey little boy come walk with me and bring your new found mollusk along does it speaketh of the trinity can it gaze at the sun with its wandering eye yes it speaks of the trinity casting light at the sun with its wandering eye bring forth the mollusk, cast unto me let's be forever let forever be free You see there are three things that spur the mollusk from the sand the waking of all creatures that live on the land and with just one faint glance, back into the sea the mollusk lingers, with it's wandering eye...
Coconut Flan
Coconut Flan Recipe courtesy Paula Deen, 2007 Show: Paula's Home Cooking Episode: Thai For My Guy Coconut Flan 1/3 cup sugar 3 eggs 1 (14-ounce) can sweetened condensed milk 1 1/2 cups coconut milk 2 teaspoons vanilla extract 1/4 cup shredded coconut flakes Fresh whipped cream, for garnish 1/4 cup shredded coconut flakes, toasted, for garnish Preheat oven to 325 degrees F. In a small saucepan over medium-low heat, melt the sugar until it caramelizes. Pour it into a flan dish, pie plate or round souffle baking dish with shallow sides, swirling it around to coat the bottom. In a large mixing bowl, beat the eggs until foamy with a wire whisk. Beat in the condensed milk, coconut milk, vanilla extract and 1/4 cup coconut. Pour the mixture into the prepared baking dish. It will need to bake in a water-bath in the oven. Set the dish into a large baking pan with sides and carefully pour water around the flan to come 2/3 the way up the sides. Carefully transfer to the p
We're getting a doberman! So we need your help picking a name, if you don't mind. The names to vote for: ~Nero ~Ace ~Caesar ~Caine ~Ares ~Zane ~Baron If you have any way cooler suggestions, just let me know! The dog's name right now is Parker....and those of you who know me know that I probably think the name sux...sorry if you like it but I don't. Supposed to get him Saturday, so I may blog about what name fits him once I get to know his character more. Thanks! Happy Holidays!! ~Toya
When Do I Get What I Want?
Once again... Someone that I felt I was somewhat close to... Has now proposed to a girl he barely knows... When do I get that? When do I get to be happy? When do I get to find the guy that will sweep me off my feet? That will meet me and want to be with me forever? Don't worry... I won't be that lucky... I've realized that... So, whatever. Thanks, slut.
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Apology For Bbg Xmas
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Men Are From Mars
what strange beings these people called men are....while women tend to be more sympathetic, sensual and think of two things: food and sex.... why is it that men think that any girl online is there for his enjoyment and pleasure? and why is sex so goddamn important to them....i like sex as much as the next person but sometimes i want to cuddle instead....just relax in each others arms....go to sleep on his shoulder without sex being a big deal.... oh well...we live in a sexually rich world and there isn't any changing that fact....
Down Bassist Rex Brown - "there Are A Lot Of Bands Who Want To Be In Our Little Shoes..."
Thrashpit recently caught up with DOWN bassist Rex Brown to discuss the band's new album, III: Over The Under. The following is an excerpt from the interview: Q: To me, III: Over the Under is about soldering on with life despite seemingly soul-crushing odds. What does it mean to be Over the Under to you personally? Rex: "It's basically what you just said. It is about overcoming a whole lot of negative things that just engulf us all at once and dealing with personal tragedies. Sometimes with sh*t like that there isn't much you can do about it and it is beyond our control so you got to get over it, you know? The only way we can make a positive message or get through bad times is to make a positive album. This could have been an angry, angry record, but anger doesn't always get you somewhere." Q: This is the first full-length release from Down since 2002's II: A Bustle in your Hedgerow. How do you think the world has changed since that album came out a whole five years ago?
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Parker Breaks Leg, Steelers Beat Rams
Parker breaks leg; Steelers beat Rams By R.B. FALLSTROM, AP Sports Writer Fri Dec 21, 5:28 AM ET ST. LOUIS - Willie Parker's season ended after his first carry, and the Pittsburgh Steelers will miss the NFL's leading rusher if they get to the playoffs. But they don't miss him yet. Najeh Davenport, a career backup running back with typical nondescript statistics, has two huge games since entering the league as a fourth-round draft pick of the Green Bay Packers in 2002. Both have come against the St. Louis Rams, with Davenport's two-touchdown, 123-yard rushing effort pacing a 41-24 victory on Thursday night. "I took it upon myself to put the offense on my back and carry it," Davenport said. "He's our guy, he's our breadwinner. Not having him, everyone has to pick it up a level." Parker broke a bone in his lower right leg in the first quarter, giving the Steelers plenty of time to adjust to the new reality. "Our heart goes out to him because he's a competitor
Feeling Grinchy
Today has not been my day for having the Christmas spirit. First, I am still struggling to pay my rent. This isn't being helped by the fact that I am getting zero job interviews or offers. Second, I had to go to Wal-Mart to get a few things. The place was crowded. Check-out lines were long. And what really pissed me off was that there was this woman in the "20 items or less" line with at least 30 items. Not only was she clearly over the limit, her family kept adding new stuff to be bought while the cashier was ringing her up. Not helping things is that it has been cold and couldy here in AZ. So I feel even more depressed.
I feel so sad now. I need a real drink or maybe some good advice because the last one i took fcuk'd me up!!!!!
Endangered List
The Great White Shark is a widely distributed species of coastal and offshore shelves in temperate and sub-tropical areas. It is thought to have local populations that show some evidence of migratory behavior. It is a large (5 m) marine predator, vilified for its occasional attacks on humans. It is thought to have a low reproductive rate, reaching sexual maturity at 9-10 years of age and producing between two and ten pups after a 12 month gestation period once every two to three years. The species is relatively long-lived. The Great White Shark is uncommon compared to other sharks and evidence from protective beach netting in Australia, California and South Africa as well as game fishing and commercial captures are all reporting declining captures of the Great White Shark indicating that the population of the species is in decline. Australia proposes to list the Great White Shark (Carcharodon carcharias) and including all species which any Party identifies as being subject to re
You Might Be A Raider Fan If .........
You might be a Raider Fan if ......... * YOU START "LETS GO RAIDERS" CHEERS ANYWERE ANYTIME- * If more people know you as "A Raider Fan" than by your real name, you might be a Raider fan. * If your spouse had a VERY hard time talking you out of Silver and Black as your wedding colors, you might be a Raider fan. * If your birthday isn't complete until SOMEONE has given you something with a Raiders Shield on it, you might be a Raider fan. * If your pets have names like Tooz, Turk or Snake you might be a Raider fan. * If your neighbors close their windows and lock their kids inside on Sundays at 1 p.m. because of the screaming at officials coming from your home, you might be a Raider fan. * If your proudest moment was the day your daughter got her Raider tattoo; you might be a Raider fan. * If you use birth control November through April just to make sure you don't have a child during football season, you might be a Raider fan. * If your entire wardrobe matches
Reason, Season, Or Lifetime?
People come into your life for a REASON, a SEASON or a LIFETIME. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON...They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON... because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. They bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh. They may teach you something you have never done. They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy. Believe it, it is real. But only for a season .
The Way You Make Me Feel
Hee-Hee! Ooh! Go On Girl! Aaow! Hey Pretty Baby With The High Heels On You Give Me Fever Like I've Never, Ever Known You're Just A Product Of Loveliness I Like The Groove Of Your Walk, Your Talk, Your Dress I Feel Your Fever From Miles Around I'll Pick You Up In My Car And We'll Paint The Town Just Kiss Me Baby And Tell Me Twice That You're The One For Me The Way You Make Me Feel (The Way You Make Me Feel) You Really Turn Me On (You Really Turn Me On) You Knock Me Off Of My Feet (You Knock Me Off Of My Feet) My Lonely Days Are Gone (My Lonely Days Are Gone) I Like The Feelin' You're Givin' Me Just Hold Me Baby And I'm In Ecstasy Oh I'll Be Workin' From Nine To Five To Buy You Things To Keep You By My Side I Never Felt So In Love Before Just Promise Baby, You'll Love Me Forevermore I Swear I'm Keepin' You Satisfied 'Cause You're The One For Me The Way You Make Me Feel (The Way You Make Me Feel) You Really Turn Me On (You Really Turn Me
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The Stars
some times i sit and look at the stars, and ill name the brightest one after your name, because no matter where i go, or where i am, theres always some thing that reminds: the days we laughed and first kissed, that night at the movies, all snuggled and sweet. Because every one knows that we were meant to be together, thats why i shall wait until your ready to try again, because your name is with mine, imprinted in my heart, and remember when your ready to love ill be here thinking of you.
This Christmas
I had a Christmas wish last year, and It fell on deaf ears. My heart was broken and I had the worst Christmas ever. This year I made the same wishes. The big one is coming true. My "certain someone" will be arriving here Christmas Day, and will be staying for a whole week. I never ever thought I would see him again, let alone us ever getting our friendship back. With the kids happy and this special wish granted, I couldn't be happier. I keep telling my kids that Santa is real. This year is the first in many that I actually believe what I am saying. My wish for you, this Christmas, is that you too find peace, love, and magic under your tree and carry it on with you for the rest of the year. Merry Christmas! ~Cat~
History Repeats Itself With Iraq War
General Vo Nguyen Giap. Giap's memoirs... (Gen. Giap was top General in the North Vietnamese Army.) General Giap has published his memoirs and confirmed what most Americans knew. The Vietnam war was not lost in Vietnam -- it was lost at home.. By the exposes the enormous power of the media to cut out the heart and will of the American public. The following quote is from his memoirs currently found in the Vietnam war memorial in Hanoi : 'What we still don't understand is why you Americans stopped the bombing of Hanoi . You had us on the ropes. If you had pressed us a little harder, just for another day or two, we were ready to surrender! It was the same at the battles of TET. You defeated us! We knew it, and we thought you knew it. But we were elated to notice your media was definitely helping us. They were causing more disruption in America than we could in the battlefields. We were ready to surrender. You had won!' A truism worthy of note: Do no
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Cheating Men And Women
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The Best Christmas Present I’ve Gotten
The best Christmas present I’ve gotten Now they say you can't put a price on Christmas. This is true. Anyone that knows me well enough knows I am a Ba Humbug. I don't like the holidays because life usually takes a turn for the worse for me. I also hate them due to the fact of christmas being Comercialized. (Walmart put out Christmas stuff this year on October 14th). I'm just as guilty as the rest. I buy things based on money. Saturday I went to meet a friend that I haven't seen in a few years in a old town called Kingfisher, OK. She and I have been talking alot lately and I decided to rope her into dinner. So I grabed a knife to pop her "bubble" and get her out (bubbles.....OH DANG!). Now there was no sence in doing that because we basically stayed in her "bubble" lol. It was cool though because I ended up having more fun there then most the dates I have been on. We talked all night long......(thank goodness because our phone bills are going to SUCK soon lol). Now I've been
Steelers Re-sign Haynes
With Parker out for season, Steelers re-sign Haynes By Len Pasquarelli (Archive) Updated: December 24, 2007, 1:58 PM ET * Comment * Email * Print The Pittsburgh Steelers on Monday officially ended the season of starting tailback Willie Parker, who suffered a broken right fibula in last Thursday night's 41-24 victory at St. Louis, by placing him on injured reserve. Willie Parker Parker To bolster the tailback position, the Steelers re-signed five-year veteran Verron Haynes, who was with Pittsburgh in training camp this summer, but released at the end of preseason in the final wholesale roster reduction. The Steelers had worked out Haynes three weeks ago, when they feared Najeh Davenport had a foot injury that might sideline him, but chose not to sign him at the time. Davenport, who rushed for 123 yards in relief of Parker on Thursday night, will take over as the starter for the final regular-season game and the playoffs. Parker, who was t
Redskins In Playoff Hunt
Steady offense, dominant defense keep Redskins in playoff hunt Associated Press MINNEAPOLIS -- Be it insult, injury or even the death of one of their own, the Washington Redskins have faced just about every hardship imaginable this season. Bruce Kluckhohn / US PRESSWIRE Clinton Portis threw a touchdown pass for the third time in his career. Yet after an inspired 32-21 victory over the Minnesota Vikings on Sunday night, here they stand -- on the cusp of the playoffs. And Clinton Portis knows why. "Once we got our angel up situated in heaven, it gave us all the strength in the world," Portis said. "It let guys go out and play and have fun." Sean sure would have been proud on this night. Playing the kind of hard-nosed, harder-hitting defense that fallen teammate Sean Taylor was famous for, the Redskins shut down Adrian Peterson and set up two early touchdowns with interceptions to take control of their playoff fate with their third win in a row. Todd Collins was
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Happy Holidays
Reality by Romae Harvey Death, departure, walk away, walk out Should I or should I not pout Family and friends Lovers and one-night stands I have loved, lost and lived How do I trust, how do I love again I should move on, it's all in my past But my pain remains, continues and lasts This pain lingers in my heart, mind and soul Damn it - why is this world so cold How can I have faith in God and family When people I love are taken from me Where can I find true and loyal friends I'm sick of the lies, fights and revenge Hurt continuously, hurt at a young age How do I love again with all of my rage How do I get past all of this, show me a sign So I can leave my sadness, pain and crying behind
How To Be A Pimp Part 2
How To Be A Pimp Part 2 A Woman..... *A pimp with a fine female has to keep his game tight. *Females always try to find a weakness in a pimp. *A female will always leave you if she has money. Keep them broke. *A pretty black female and a white female are alike.They will try to destroy your stable and leave you broke. *The way you start with a female is the way you end with her. Pimp hard from the start. *If you chase a female you get a weak one,if you stalk her you get a strong one. *Don't give a trife broke female a second chance. *Taking their money is an excellent way to keep women. *Have your women give you your every time you see them. *Always keep your women on mental file. *There is nothing more important than what makes a new female tick and why. Make her tell you her life story. *Tell your women they can go down on a price,never up. *Tell her to recruit for you. *The tougher you are, the more she will love you. *Make her convince
How To Be A Pimp Part 4
How To Be A PIMP Part 4 ALWAYS..... *Find ways to keep your women without kissing there ass. *Seek knowledge about the pimp game. *Be positive in everything you do,especially the pimp game. *Take care of the little things,and if the female is qualified make her take care of the big things. *Keep your mind on your money. *Live by the rules you set on your women. *Keep the pimp/bitch relationship well defined. *Be a puzzle to your women, that's a way you keep them. *Reemeber what you are, a pimp!!! *Remember, the only heaven for a pimp is the one filled with women and money. *Remember a pimp's wardrobe has to be neat and clean, his ride must be eye catching. A Playa only plays for so long, then he's played out. A Hustler only hustles for so long, then he's hustled out. A Whore only whores for so long, before shes whored out. A PIMP only pimps for so long and thats for life!!! From all the PIMPS I've known its been, PIMP or die! Put that on the l
The Principles Of Beliefs
1. We practice rites to attune ourselves with the natural rhythm of life forces marked by the phases of the Moon and the seasonal quarters and cross-quarters. 2. We recognize that our intelligence gives us a unique responsibility toward our environment. We seek to live in harmony with nature, in ecological balance offering fulfillment to life and consciousness within an evolutionary concept. 3. We acknowledge a depth of power far greater than is apparent to the average person. Because it is far greater than ordinary, it is sometimes called "supernatural", but we see it as lying within that which is naturally potential to all. 4. We conceive of the Creative Power in the Universe as manifesting through polarity -- as masculine and feminine -- and that this same creative Power lives in all people, and functions through the interaction of the masculine and feminine. We value neither above the other, knowing each to be supportive of the other. We value sexuality as pleasure, as the
Christmas At Home.
This morning my kids got to open presents they got from a Secret Santa charity. They got mostly clothes, but they also got a few assorted toys and extra things. My wife gave them each a small art project and a big candy cane stick. We finished up with egg nog and cinnamon rolls for breakfast.
Why I Dont Go To Church
Now, I dont go to church for my own reasons, nut i still belive in god. Anyway, yesterday clinched it for me. Two jehova witnesses,(notice how they all ways travel in packs LMAO.) come by, and drop of their little paper books and all. Ok cool. One of them was talking about death and passing on, and on the bottom of the page cover something caught my eye. "How to save yourself from pornography." ... So, I turn to the page, and the things they said, ruined my morning blunt break. Now I understand the whole "temptations of the flesh" thing, I'm not knocking that at all. But, they had a couple qoutes from the bible, with the word pornography in it. ... First, at the time of the events that take palce in the bible, there were not any pornos, written, drawn, or other wise. Second, and i thnk many will agree, the word "PORNOGRAPHY" does not appear in the bible, im sure of that, I even checked the one I own to be sure. And finaly third, just to be a smart ass, in the bible it does say look bu
Great Holiday Story From Yahoo News
Cards from heaven have dead man talking Even in death, Chet Fitch is a card. Fitch, known for his sense of humor, died in October at age 88 but gave his friends and family a start recently: Christmas cards, 34 of them, began arriving — written in his hand with a return address of "Heaven." The greeting read: "I asked Big Guy if I could sneak back and send some cards. At first he said no; but at my insistence he finally said, 'Oh well, what the heaven, go ahead but don't (tarry) there.' Wish I could tell you about things here but words cannot explain. "Better get back as Big Guy said he stretched a point to let me in the first time, so I had better not press my luck. I'll probably be seeing you (some sooner than you think). Wishing you a very Merry Christmas. Chet Fitch" A friend for nearly 25 years, Debbie Hansen Bernard said, "All I could think was, 'You little stinker.'" "It was amazing," she said. "Just so Chet, always wanting to get the last laugh." The mailing w
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When the pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express Praise for answered prayers, a lady stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband Jim had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him." You could hear an audible gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Jim experienced. She continued, "Jim was unable to hold me or the children and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation. They were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Jim's scrotum and wrap wire around it to hold it in place." Again, the men in the congregation squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Jim. She continued, "Now, Jim is out of the hospital and the doctors say, with time, his scrotum should recover completely
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Now That The Holidays Are Over!!!
OMG! Now that the holidays are over it is time to work on getting back in shape. I have always been into working out and being very active. When I met my ex husband 7 years ago I weighed 120 pounds. To make a long story short: We got married 2 years into the marriage got pregnant, lost the baby at 6 months then found out that I cannot have anymore kids. My husband did not want to be married to someone that did not want to have kids, depression set in and on top of the baby weight I put on depression weight. When I left my husband and moved back to Texas I started to get back into shape. So now that the holidays are over I am going to start working on it again and here is where I will be keeping up with it. Just in case you are interested.
Tearing Down The Christmas Tree
Well I guess by now, most of you have opened the gifts, and have decided to either return them or keep them, Time to take down the tree. I Ritual which in my family requires a great deal of debate. First of all we have an Artifical tree, that comes apart in pieces. Which means we always misplace a piece and frantically search the whole house to locate it, seems the dog has developed a taste for artifical tree tops and has neatly dragged it off, quietly munching on the ornaments as he goes. Then decideing that it is his property growls at us when we attempt to take whats left of it back. Whats worse the tree Never fits back in the box it came in! seems its somehow grown an inch or two over the years. Then the final insult is that once we put it it away for the year, come christmas we can never find it. Well it isn't where we put it! until we realise that it is but that since it was last used, we accumulated more stuff and covered its box with several tons of unused stuff that we got
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Tequila And Salt
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it every day. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. So...........If you are a loving friend, send this to everyone, including the one that sent it to yo
Im Lost
Im dying inside. Inside im lost. Inside i feel pain. Inside Im dead Im lost I cant Find my way home. Im lost in peril I cant find the way. I ve lost the path. Wheres the way God im lost Lost in my fears Lost in everything
New Year Quotes
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. ~Bill Vaughan Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. ~Benjamin Franklin Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right. ~Oprah Winfrey We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day. ~Edith Lovejoy Pierce We spend January 1 walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives... not looking for flaws, but for potential. ~Ellen Goodman I just thought these were pretty good quotes for the upcoming "New Year". I don't know about y'all but this past year was pretty crappy (well until the end of it anyway... when I met my swe
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Week 34
- Piper and Trickster are hanging by a thread…or actually a weed…as Poison Ivy has trussed them up on a Gotham skyscraper for Batman to find. When the Dark Knight does just that, the pair fall into the waiting arms of the recently returned Flash Wally West, and he’s none too happy about the death of his cousin Bart. - Jimmy’s making a stop at the Steelworks, home of John Henry Irons and his niece Natasha (also appearing this week in Infinity Inc. #1, natch!). Dr. Irons hooks the Jimster up to some crazy holographic thought machine to see if he can get to the heart of Olsen’s powers. - Wally drags his hapless Rogues to the grave of Bart Allen in hopes of coercing a confession from the pair, but the bumbling duo cry “Innocence!” - In the Palmerverse, Donna and Jason are taking it on the chin as Queen Belthera is throwing a spectacular zapping party at their expense. At the last minute, our heroes break free just in time to bum-rush the Insect Queen as she has the Monitor open a
New Year Is Is What To
The New coming... What to do? Well everyone makes these silly New Years Resolutions... But do you keep them.? Most of us do not... Why we are humans, creatures of habits... So giving your self more pressure like trying to keep a resolution, is just gonna screw you up royally. So before you get out that note_pad and starting writing down... Your New Year's prayer's & wishes... Think of this.... DE_Clutter your life... Yes we all have ton's of junk, what do I mean by junk, well lets see. We have broken cd players, vcr's (remember those) old computer monitors a few keypads, several mouse pads, (why some of us even have a broken or real crappy Cassette tape player)... The list goes on, then there's the Exercise bikes, and the buy it on TV, for the today only price of $19.95...pieces of junk, that just clutter up our closets, basements, storage rooms, etc. (I know this BECAUSE I Made a Good Living throwing out other peoples JUNK). So instead of A New's Years EV
Countdown's Most Shocking Moments
WEEK 51 The Source Wall stands as a barrier between the galaxy and the Source, an object that’s basically heaven. When the good Monitor rolls up to it at the edge of the universe to ask why things are going crazy all over the place, the Wall tells him the Great Disaster is coming. When the Monitor asks the Wall what the answer to the Great Disaster may be, it’s shocking to find out Ray Palmer, aka the Atom, is the solution! Ray’s been missing since the end of Identity Crisis, so finding the miniscule hero should be quite the adventure. WEEK 45 Talk about a guy who’s come a long way. Captain Atom finally takes on the identity he was always meant to. Way back in 1991’s Armageddon 2001 event, DC heroes faced a villain from a dark future where they discovered that a ruthless superhero-turned-world-conqueror would appear in their timeline soon. Subtle clues hinted that Captain Atom would be the one responsible. At the last minute, Monarch’s identity was revealed as Hank Hal
Patriots Aiming For Nfl Record
Patriots aiming for NFL record 19th straight regular-season win By Howard Ulman AP Sports Writer - 12/24/2007 FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — Here’s another Patriots milestone to think about. The team that seems ready to set a record for most records set in one year can break the NFL mark of 18 straight regular-season wins on Saturday night. All it has to do is beat the New York Giants to complete an unbeaten season. The first team to win 18 in a row? Yep, the Patriots, 2003-04 variety. Coach Bill Belichick, a student of football history who downplays his team’s place in it, doesn’t care about either of those 18-game streaks. At least not now. “I hope we can go on a one game-winning streak,” he said Monday. “Just get ready, have a good week and be able to win on Saturday. ... There is maybe a time to reflect on that, but right now is not it.” So he’s not focusing on the NFL single-season records New England already has set: most touchdowns scored, most wins to start a season, or mo
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Get Over It!
You stepped aside so they could fulfill their dream and let yours slip away. Get over it. Knowing that the truth faced you everyday. When they made it. Your forgotten. As if you were never there. Get over it. It's never too late to take up that chase again. If its something that you TRULY desire, or its something that you TRULY LOVED. That chase is not out of your reach. If you don't... GET OVER IT. Remember the glow that they had when they made their dream a reality. Remember the exhilaration, the energy that you had when it was your turn. It's never too late. Never past your prime. Make it happen. If not.... GET OVER IT!!
Cicada And Clover
I am small and my hands are far away... I can't keep up on the trail that winds its way to the dock, you are running, running. I trip over roots, and my knees are bleeding. Dirt speckled streams of red flow down my bare legs You are running still, you never look back. I am alone in the dirt, cicada whine pitching my head into summer's oblivious heat. There is nothing to do but pick stones from my wounds. I trace circles around the drops of me on the soil. You don't come back. The sun descends and I rise, aching limbs quivering. I pick purple clover blooms and suck out the nectar. I find my own way to the water's edge. You aren't there, but I see your footprints. They lead into the lake, and disappear…
Wicked Burning
wicked secrets getting told in the dark poison dripping from your head you keep me around and you leave your mark its hard to bleed when its all been said you keep your eyes from mine smoke screen to hide what's been said inside your soul is burning red devil keeps the poison spread close your window and shut your door turn out the light and hide in your bed ill be crawling across your floor ill be preaching all things unsaid its your evil and your poison its the things inside your head its your evil and your poison they make me bleed black thoughts in my head
Should I Even Try???
It all started about a month ago. She told me she needed time apart. What started out as two days, changed to a week, then two weeks, then three, and by the end of the third when she asked me to come back I told her no. Well, here I am now, back with her, she wants to get married and move with me, since I moved out of town to be closer to my family and said she would do anything to be with me. But my issue is, I'm nosey, if it's an email, an IM, a text message, I read it. It's become a really bad habit of mine. Well I found a text message tonight, it wasn't sent, but it was about her. It said that she was keeping me on the side in case it didn't work out with these other two guys because she didn't want to be alone. Should this bother me, I mean we haven't been together for a month. But what if it started before I left? And should I confront her about it? I know all it's gonna do is lead back to the fact that I was nosey. I love her, and I honestly believe she loves me, but if she did
Finally Friday
Well its been a good day so far. David has been so happy that he can get on xbox live with his friends, and I have gotten a lot of work done lol. Working from home has advantages, but trying to work in the same room as a pouting 12 year old that needs entertained is not one lol. I got nothing done all week. It's been hard concentrating with the yelling, but its happy yelling and lots of laughing. And that makes me happy. One of my friends (not from fubar) lectured me a bit today. She asked what I got for Christmas, which honestly I did not get anything. But that is ok. I told my family to spend the money on David to get him the xbox 360 he has been patiently waiting for and to skip buying me anything. Seeing him happy is what brings me the most joy. So my present for Christmas was seeing him happy .. and spending time with my family. I'm not one for worrying about what I have as far as possessions. So even if it is spoiling him in a way, I would rather see his smiles th
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Too Funny To Be True
The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases. A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. D. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it. While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans it’s amazing what you can learn with some simple division. Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans. Interesting number, what does it mean? A. Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, woman, child), you each get $516,528. B. Or,
On This Saturday....
Seems like everyone is getting sick. I look at the friend list on Fubar, almost every one's headline says sick. I look on the CM site, several people I talk to there says "sick." I talked to a nurse friend last night and she said there is a lot of it going around (this nurse friend is in WV.) Flu vaccinations in several cases prove noneffective. And, I have a cold myself. It seems like the thought of me getting sick just began a year ago February. The firs ttime I was sick in ages. Probably since before high school. And here I am, thinking I could put up the "sick" headline. They ask for I.D. for cold medicines now. I was not aware of this when I went to Dollar General to buy some generic Nyquil. Luckily the lady at the counter knew me so I did not have to go back home for my wallet. I guess the good side to that is I have not heard much stories about travelign meph labs. The last one I heard about was at a gas station. Cop busted him and he threatened to blow his
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1st Date
Charlene awoke from the gentle nudge of her husbands hard cock against her firm ass. John was a tall, handsome man, younger than Charlene with an appetite for pussy unmatched by any older man Charlene had ever dated. They first met at a gathering of mutual friends. Charlene couldn't keep her eyes off John, his tight black leather pants held his bulge firmly in place. He too was overcome by Charlene's beauty, her long sexy legs, hour glass figure and sweet smile. He couldn't help but want what was under that short little mini skirt she was wearing. After a while John asked her to dance. They danced slow and close, as if no one else was in the room. Charlene could feel his bulge against her, her clit tingled with excitement. She could feel the moistness between her legs, and her heart was pounding so hard she could hardly stand it. At that moment they knew they had to leave, so they made their excuses and left. They got into John's Vet and started to drive to Charlene's house. On the way
Awakening Your Chakras
Sit as comfortable as possible with your back straight. Close your eyes and take a few deep, cleansing breaths. Starting at the base Chakra, see a red light spinning desoil. When you have that picture solid in your mind, see the light move up mixing with the orange light of the next Chakra. Keep both spinning. Continue to work your way up through the Chakras. At the top imagine all the energy flowing up and exploding in rays of white light from the crown of your head. When you are finished with your meditation, close the Chakra in the opposite order. Never leave your Chakras open. Notes: - Although a ball of light is the most common visualization of the Chakras, others see them as a flower bud blossoming or gemstones beginning to glow. Choose a visualization that works for you. - If you are having trouble visualizing a specific Chakra, you might have a block or a physical ailment corresponding to that Chakra. If that is the case, it is advised that you do a Chakra cleansi
The Life Path Periods
THE LIFE PATH PERIODS The life path has been discussed in very elementary details previously, and the life path period is an addition to this reading that should be taken into account. If we live long enough, we will experience three life path periods. As you progress into this page, think of the readings in terms of a modification or enhancement personalizing the life path reading. These readings do not replace the life path reading, but merely fine tune and customize it to the individual. Because life path periods can vary so widely, the life path we are on becomes complex and motley. The life periods are based on the birth date. The number representing the month of birth, reduced to a single digit or master number, is the first life path period indicator. The second life path period is determined by the day of birth reduced to a single digit or master number. The final period is based on the year of birth reduced to a single digit or master number. The timing of the first p
Catwoman Artwork On Ebay
It's that time again people. Staz Johnson ebay art sale time.. pass the word. There's a bunch of Catwoman pages offered up this time, click the pick to got to the ebay page.. or just search for Staz Johnson on ebay. Any questions, just ask Lysa or myself. Cheers, Staz
Love Is
Lita Ford Biography Birth Name: Carmelita Rossanna Ford Date of Birth: 19 September 1958 Place of Birth: London, England, UK Spouse: Jim Gillette (13 May 1994 - present); Chris Holmes (1986 - 1992) Trivia and Miscellaneous Information * 36B * Was in the all girl rock band the Runaways with 'Joan Jett' * Is Italian * Guitar magazine voted her Best Female Guitarist (1989) * Married former Nitro singer, Jim Gillette on May 13th, 1994 * Son named James Leonard Gillette, born on May 13th, 1997 He was 6lbs 10oz and 17 3/4 inches * Gave birth to a second son in June 2001 * Grammy nominee 1982 for Best Female Rock Performance, alongside Wendy O. Williams and Pia Zadora Combined Filmography Edgeplay (2002) [Actress .... Herself] Detroit Rock City (1999) [Composer] Southie (1998) [Composer] "Howie" (1992) TV Series [Musician: lead guitar] Highway to Hell (1992) [Actress .... The Hitchhiker] "Herman's Head" (1991) [Actress .... Herself] Episode: "Love Me Two-Timer" (episode
Hurry And Read This Now
HA HA GOTCHA Mistletoe game!! Now you gotta repost this as,Mistletoe Game!!! The 1st person to message u saying "I'd kiss u under the mistletoe." ... will be your Fubar sweetheart... you'd be surprised just to see who wants to be yours!!! You have to do this even if your taken!!!!
Today's Quote This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. -Micah 6:8
Float Away With Me
I Am...
I am a DAUGHTER, a SISTER, a GRAND-DAUGHTER, a NIECE, a COUSIN, a FRIEND, a LOVER, I am a PARTNER, a STUDENT, a COWORKER, a STUDENT. A YOUNG GIRL and A GROWN WOMAN. I am CONFIDENT and SCARED, TERRIFIED and EXCITED. I am LOVING and CARING and THOUGHTFUL and HOPEFUL. I am SICK and TIRED. I am SHY and FRIENDLY and CAREFUL and CARELESS. I am BROKEN and WHOLE. I am MISUNDERSTOOD, MISGUIDED, and MISLEAD. I am HARD WORKING and DETERMINED but a little SCARED ON THE INSIDE. I wish on stars and smile on the outside, while I am DYING ON THE INSIDE. I LISTEN to others who WON'T listen to me. I walk on eggshells, and I WALK ON FIRE. I believe in PASSION, yet question TRUE LOVE. I love you and I push you away. I want YOU NEAR but NOT SO CLOSE. I am EVERYTHING and NOTHING all at once...and all I ever wanted was YOU to LOVE ME.
Time To Clean House Again
60 Seconds Lost
Happy New Year
Happy New Year, everyone! I'm going out and having funness in tonight after all. :-p
New Year Resolution
I am not making any resolutions because it seems I can never keep them. What I will do is take one day at a time and do the best I can each day.
Today's Quote Don't worry if your work is hard and your rewards are few. Remember the mighty oak was once a nut like you
The Body Piercing In Question
this takes a little bit of pain but the results are so rewarding in many ways.....
i need help in creating a lounge
Jaded Lover
Time stands still, the wanting, the dreaming, the never ending bliss, the warmth of everything inside concealed with a kiss, passion and words can always prevail, when you have someone to release you from hell, The skin so smooth, so unappreciated, unwanted, And yet still so divine and mesmerized,and bruised, she waits.... Will you release her from the torment she has suffered for so long, will you bring her back from all the people that have done her wrong, Made her feel empty, unwilling, captured, unfree, give her a your emotion, touch, your kiss, you longing to be, A friend, a soul as one, a everlasting life of bliss and harmony with you, Will you give it to her like she so willing gave you, she hates.. Only wanting a simple kiss, or a hug, She only wants to be loved, Yet you hurt her, she wants nothing more, she calls to you, you are the one she adores, when you left, it torched and burned her heart, she cries now, you tore her world apart, She dies... Sl
I Fought For Him And I'll Fight For Him Forever.
okay so my exbf IMs me and like we had an argument before about me and older guys. so tonite he IMs me and asks me and i tell him and he gets down my throat. WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!and oh yah like 20 mins b4 this my bf yelld at me. and here i am fuckin fightin for him. i hope he cares. sxeguitars88: hey Northern Heart15: hey whats up sxeguitars88: not much sxeguitars88: you Northern Heart15: same sxeguitars88: cool Northern Heart15: hows the college life sxeguitars88: good. ready to go back to it. i hate durham Northern Heart15: hah oh ur home?when do u go back sxeguitars88: i\'m leaving the 19th Northern Heart15: oh wow for barton sxeguitars88: yup Northern Heart15: nice Northern Heart15: ne new love interest? sxeguitars88: no particular one. i have sights on a few but no definites Northern Heart15: aww sights lol sxeguitars88: yeah Northern Heart15: idk its funny sxeguitars88: lol basically there are 2 if i really tried i could and one i just started talking to N
The Weak
And they cry And they call As the weak walk alone City lights Urban sprawl In a place no one should know Shown no grace Shown no love These mean streets are meant for none Take them back to the start Let the purest of heart Know their worth is still spoken As they fight to exist We neglect and resist Let this circle be broken Broken homes Broken lives They repeat themselves in time It's passed on Down the line Till we heal the wounds inside It's not too late To make things right Dress wounds with loves pure light They're still waiting They still cry They still want to know they'll be all right All I'm saying Can we try? To bring the weak ones back home tonight Bring the weak one back home tonight
I Just Cant
In your head monsters call In the air you find no one Is there at all But you keep them alive Paralyzed you cannot run You only crawl So find a new way to live Before you die in the cold And though the sky's caving in The fear must not gain control And do not worry my friend Or make this call by your sole And find a new way to live Before your fate's set in stone Will it come to an end? What you fear you must confess Is what you want Will you ever survive All the monsters of the mind Where all is wrong? So find a new way to live Before you die in the cold And though the sky's caving in The fear must not gain control And do not worry my friend Or make this call by your sole And find a new way to live Before your fate's set in stone It pulls me down like the heaviest of stone And I am only flesh and bone And so I walk through this fire all alone I can't take this anymore No {I just can't take this anymore} {I just can't take this an
Your To Blame
Respect is a virtue that you've lacked from day one And you seem to think that you are the world's axis Don't you throw rocks if you have a glass complexion try to seal the crack that leaked all your common sense Now you've passed the torch or was it too hot to handle I will pin my stars and I'll command the uprising Stop, Look at yourself, the blame should truly lie on no one else Don't start to dwell when your soul is just an empty shell I commend what you've done, but now I take this gift of power and I will Flourish! You no longer have a string to dangle, simple threats held overhead are distant memories As we bid farewell so bonded and united The machine has been reborn to seize the new horizon! The respect that I held is now all but lost, scorned by jealousy and burning hatred It's not too late to give your hand It's not too late to make ammends Drink the Blood from my eyes Drink and swallow your pride Drink the Blood from my eyes Drink and swallow you
So Cold
In the stilness of the night my eyes are closed. My mouth is wide. I could see her face. Her beautifull hair I could recognize. She looks at me cold. She probably don't know who I am. **** it is me, it's Jason. You had me back when... But sometimes I like to pretend, that she knows me, that she holds me. Sometimes I like to pretend, that she knows me, that she holds me. I guess I can't, 'cause she doesn't know who I am. My mind it's dreaming, God it's so misleading. Do you thing it's 'cause I've grown old. Is it true that what I was told? You cried to leave me? You know I know it's not your fault. You had a man who was (now you're ?) selfish and cold. Believe me I know. And now I hear you used to treat me cold. You disappeared and left me all alone. I'm sure you didn't know right from wrong. 'cause both of you were always getting stoned. But sometimes I like to pretend. But sometimes I like to pretend, that she knows me Sometimes I like to pr
Left You All Alone
What - never say what you mean All I hear is a scream Never say that to me Never say that to me Wait - wipe that shit off your face Let's not stop till we bleed The more you spit out your mouth the less I believe Denial seems it had to come Relied on me to say it all Denial has LEFT YOU ALL ALONE I - How can all that shit that you said Ever make any sense Where did you run to - Bitch While I was holding my breath? It was sacred but faded into nothing Never put that on me... Never put that on me... Denial seems it had to come Relied on me to say it all Denial has LEFT YOU ALL ALONE Denial seems it had to come Relied on me to say it all Denial has LEFT YOU ALL ALONE Waste Denial seems it had to come Relied on me to say it all Denial has LEFT YOU ALL ALONE
Love By Starsign.... Another Stolen From The Delicious Ange, Lol
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Untitled Poem #1
Sitting here with my head down Not knowing what to do All that was has made me frown Just thinking about you I've tried to heal these open wounds From the deepest of my soul And now that day has come too soon As i sit here slowly wiping the tears from my face I've come to realize ..dont let friendship go to waste
Today's Quote My goal in life is to survive. Everything else is just a bonus. -"The Lockhorns"
One Of My Best Friend On Here
Barking Dog
A gal, might have been blonde, and her husband are in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog which has been barking for hours. She jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this." She comes back, and her husband says "The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?" "I put the dog in our backyard; let's see how THEY like it!
Moments In Life
MOMENTS IN LIFE There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real! When the door of happiness closes, another opens; but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one, which has been opened for us. Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile, because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile.
The Biker Rhyme...
The Very Best Bike! There's been some yellin' there's been some cussin' there's been some fightin' and been some fussin'. The war's been long and hard and hot blood has flowed lots more than not. What's the beef and why the strife? Why the gun and why the knife? Lend an ear and get a clue. I'll tell it straight and tell it true. I'll tell you why we're in this pickle It's over what's the very best motorsickle. Some proclaim with all their might that others are wrong and they are right They state that if you have the luck the very best bike will have a knuck. Others shout "ugh and yuck patooie" guys with knucks are a little bit screwy. These people shout throughout the land "the very best bike must have a Pan." Others shout "Pan? You must be crazy and old and fat and slow and lazy. Now go away home go back to your hovel the very best bike must have a shovel" Then there's the ones that everyone dreads the ones who say "you'r
Live ,luv,& Laugh
Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do. May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human and enough hope to make you happy. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; you can't go forward in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches. When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so at the end, you're the one who is smiling and everyone around you is crying.
To The Drunk Hottie That Fell Off My Motorcycle...craigslist Letter..
To the Drunk Hottie who fell off my motorcycle Date: 2007-11-07, 5:23AM PST I met you at the bar last night, and we hit it off. Ya we were both a little buzzed, but you seemed as into me as I was into you. Things got to things, we made out a bit, and you ended up going home with me on the back of my motorcycle, which was awesome because that doesn't usually happen to me. I luckily had the extra helmet with me and let you wear my bike jacket while suffering the cold on the way home. I was feeling pretty happy and lucky to say the least. This is where things got crazy. I don't know if you slipped, or thought I was taking you home to kill you, or if your're just plain crazy and had a change of heart, but all of a sudden you let go of me MID-TURN and went flying into the bushes at about 10-15mph near the park by my house. I was so freaked out!!! when I looked back to see you fumbling in the bushes I could only PRAY TO GOD that you didn't hit the asphalt or something worse. I
From The Pizza Delivery Guy..craigslist Letter:
From the Pizza Delivery Guy Date: 2007-11-05, 11:49PM AKST It was cold, it was dark, the roads were a little icy. I don't blame you for ordering a pizza for delivery tonight. Nice choice. I'm the lucky one that got the ticket to deliver your pizza. Customer service told you it would be at your door in 30 minutes, I noticed that I was walking out the door with your hot from the oven pizza at the 35 minute mark. That happens sometimes, we get a little behind, especially when Monday Night Football is on. So I show up at your door about 10 minutes late for the 30 minute promise. You didn't seem upset by it being late, and the transaction continued. I politely told you the total was $29, you handed me $30, a $20 and a $10. I paused for a second, waiting for the customary "keep the change", or "thanks, drive safe", or even a silent shutting of the door. But not from you: you just stood there, not asking for your change, but making it perfectly clear that you were waiting for some
we stood in the doorway his hands on my waist the clock tickling loudly almost in haste he moved in closer his eyes locked in mine I long for his kiss For just a moment in time his lips meet mine and I feel the sensation no longer must I wait to give into the sweet temptation my knees go weak my palms become sweaty I go back to that place I have been so many times already the world disappears all that's left is him and I and as we pull away I feel as though I could fly
July! Ya I Guess Most Of This Is True!
?JULY = WEIRDO -outgoing personality. -takes risks. -feeds on attention. -no self control. -kind hearted. -self confident. -loud and boisterous. -VERY revengeful. -easy to get along with and talk to. -has an "everything's peachy" attitude. -likes talking and singing. -loves music. -daydreamer. -easily distracted. -Hates not being trusted. -BIG imagination. -loves to be loved. -hates studying. -in need of "that someone". -longs for freedom. -rebellious when withheld or restricted. -lives by "no pain no gain" caring. -always a suspect. -playful. -mysterious. -"charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. -stubborn. -curious. -independent. -strong willed. -a fighter.
I watch the two lovers walk hand in hand to a secluded tent. I can’t contain my curiosity inside any longer so I follow from a safe distance, watching as the couple leans into each other oblivious to their surroundings. He has his arm across her back with his hand caressing her bottom, and she has a hand in his back pocket, they are kissing one another every few steps their eyes locked in wonders only they can see. The mystery between them causes me to breathe a little heavier with each passing step. I can see the woman’s nipples protruding through the thin fabric of her blouse, every time the woman turns in to kiss the man. I imagine the bulge starting to build within the man’s pants, and can feel my own secret place starting to moisten. Watching the couple is definitely exciting beyond all reason, and I still don’t know what prompted me to follow them. They pause before the tent to look around before entering. I just manage to avert my attention before getting caught watc
So, what with me posting about my surgery on Tuesday in my status, I figured I should blog an explanation. In a nutshell: Recently they found pre-cancerous cells on my cervix. The cells have progressed to the point where they need to be removed, so Tuesday I'm headed to the hospital for what's called a LEEP procedure. Basically what will happen is that my ob-gyn will take a hot metal wire and scrape off the bad cells from my cervix so that they can't progress any further and cause cancer. Fortunately my ob-gyn is one of the few that will give me la-la juice before the procedure, so I won't feel this (very painful) procedure taking place. So that's why I'm having surgery. It's a minor surgery, at least in terms of what actually happens, but a major surgery regarding my life. AND the kicker is...I CANT HAVE SEX AFTER. For a good long time. I'm going to die of pent up sexual frustration. I just keep reminding myself that it could have been much worse. They could have not fou
Gary Allen
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He whispered in my ear Words that took me ectasy Sentences that made my spine tingle Paragraphs that made my wetness pour Dialogues that made me wonder about our future He told me everything I wanted to hear Everything except the truth... ~Jade
Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play, Love is what I feel for you, Each and every day, Love is like a smile, Love is like a song, Love is a great emotion, That keeps us going strong, I love you with my heart, My body and my soul, I love the way I keep loving, Like a love I can't control, So remember when your eyes meet mine, I love you with all my heart, And I have poured my entire soul into you, Right from the very start.
Whatcha Think?
It's amazing how I feel when I'm around you, How my heart pounds when you come into a room. I look at you and think: My God! How lovely! And everything I am bursts into bloom. I feel as though you must, you must be mine, Not as a possession but a goal, Something almost unimaginable: The free devotion of another soul. As though I were about to enter heaven Or just within the hour condemned to die, My mind with one fierce thought keeps running over, With you, and only you, the reason why.
~~adults Only~~
Brain Test
I CAN NOT BELIEVE IT I PASSED Brain Test it is. A test to see if your brain is still working. Let me know if you passed. I didn't!!!!!!! Which one do you think is the blonde? Answer is shown below : The blonde is the only one with her right leg up.
Let Go
The Power of light, the cover found by night. Questions with no answers, often betrayed by sight. Truth is often lost, hearts do pay the cost. Reality no longer felt, all the cards have been delt. Fading fast but burning bright, once a game is now a fight. Desperatley longing to hold love near, accepting the deamons and things you most fear. Trying hard to embrase the life that you know, Having the courage to finally let go.
To Every Women On Fubar
if any of you leave nasty comments in my shoutbox or disrespect me i will doenrate , degrade and humiliate ur ass on here got it?
I know have 3 pictures of my blanket that i am reselling. please tell me what you think of it honestly.
Awesome Friend6
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I Just Wanna Scream
Sometimes Somedays I just wanna SCREAM!!! WHY CAN'T I FIND TRUE FRIENDS..u know the kind that is not out to use you and abuse you and someone who UNDERSTANDS and could actually put up with me!!! Where r yall at!!!!
Need Some Opinions...
I am writing a Dear John letter today to break up with the guy I'm seeing my problem is I have no clue how to start the first couple of sentences. He is a wonderful guy but, we are not right for each other. Any ideas? ASAP thanks!
Take Care Everyone
I have decided to delete my profile, as I have not been on much lately and don't really have the time to dedicate to this. Nothing against Fubar, which is pretty cool, as I have also deleted my MySpace account. I wish all of you the best. Axelq2
She would never try to conquer him; She knows her place. Her purpose is to serve. Wild huntress, stalker of the night, Crouches in reverence to his might. Lone predator, ruler of all she sees, Offers submissive, whimpering pleas. Taking command, he forces her still, Something says, "bend to his will." Making known his rein, he plays the part, Mounting, fire quakes in her heart. She waits with shear anticipation, On the coming of elation, Laying all power at his feet, Never trying to usurp his seat.
No One..........
I just want you close Where you can stay forever You can be sure That it will only get better You and me together Through the days and nights I don't worry cause Everything gonna be alright People keep talking They can say what they like But all I know is everything's gonna be alright No one no one no one Can get in the way of what I'm feeling No one no one no one Can get in the way of what I feel for you You you Can get in the way of what I feel for you When the rain is pouring down And my heart is hurting You will always be around This I know for certain You and me together Through the days and nights [No One lyrics on] I don't worry cause Everythings gonna be alright People keep talking They can say what they like But all I know is everything's gonna be alright No one no one no one Can get in the way of what I'm feeling No one no one no one Can get in the way of what I feel for you You you Can get in the way of
Pitagoras Switch
Mri Finally Scheduled!!!
MRI Tomorrow!!! Ok folks!! You have all heard about the pain,a nd me not wanting to talk or go out to do antyhing. Well we did find out it is not my arm bugging me after all of this but my neck. So I am having an MRI done tomorrow morning. I will keep u all updated on the report, but i will be doing PT for a few weeks. I have not been blowing u all off, this is a serious, and very painful time right now for me. It is SLOWLY improving. Wish me well, and I promise to keep u updated!!!! Happy NEW YEAR too all of u as well!!! Sherry
The Key...
There are many locks and with such are many keys with most keys they are returned but with one lock where one key and only one key can unlock it Once that key is given away the key can never be returned It becomes the sole possession of the recipient forever theirs For this is no random key but is a special key This key is not handed to one another lightly but rather earned over time For several years people work to earn this key once given this key, the one key that will forever more unlock not a door to a house or a car but unlock The person's heart forever at that point in time when they give that key they will then for the first time understand True Love
Um I Duno..
1. Who are you?....... 2. Are we friends?........ 3. When and how did we meet?........ 4. Do you hav a crush on me?......... 5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?........ 6. Give me a nickname and explain why?........ 7. Describe me in 1 word........ 8. what was ur first impression of me?....... 9. do u still think the same?...... 10. What reminds u of me?..... 11. If you could give me anything wat would it be?...... 12. How well do u know me?...... 13. Whens the last tym u saw me?..... 14. Eva wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?...... 15. Are you goin 2 put dis on ur blog and c wat i say about u?...
Never More......
I Am Broken
One Really Bad Day
Sadly, the title to this post is true. I miscarried. Ernest took me to the er saturday night because I was bleeding and cramping really bad. I had started passing lumps earily saturday morn and I just knew something was wrong. The er doc said that it did not look good. I went to the doctor today and its medically confermed, that I miscarried. Something was wrong with the baby and my body caught it before the doctor's would have and did the only thing that it could. If I seem bitchy or distant, its not that I am pissed at you. I am dealing wth whats happened in my own way. So I will only say this once! DO NOT COME TO ME OR CALL ME BITCHING, WHINING, OR COMPLAINING ABOUT YOUR PETTY ASS PROBLEMS. I JUST LOST A CHILD, I THINK THAT TOPS EVERY PETTY ASS PROBLEM OUT THERE. Ernest's Kitten Wife, Kirah
Disadvantaged People's Day
Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend, just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals, vote liberal Or occasionally shit yourself....... You hang in there sunshine,You're special !!!
Carve An Epic
I want to write poetry on your skin. I want to sink my teeth into the ridge of your hip until there's a five-seven-five pattern there. I want to take pens and markers and razor blades and carve an epic into you, laving typos with my tongue. I want to claw sonnets on your back, fourteen lines of fingernail marks in perfect iambic pentameter. I want fingerprint-bruise-couplets on your forearms and red-half-moons of villanelle on your inner thighs. I want you stretched out and tied to the bedposts like new paper, clean and begging for me to cover you with my words. I want to etch my love into you before you forget
2nd Alarm Hotties Are Skank Ass Whores Imao
Today's Quote Fortune and love befriend the bold. -Ovid
Hell Ya
surgery went well theyre 99% positive they got it all u dont know what a burden it was to have it. now im gonna live my life my way screw everyone else
Whats Been Going On
This is whats up!! I live in MS now. Me and Rodger. Its great. I tried to get into active duty but they declined me for another 7 months. Like 7 months is going to make a difference. I got the child custody thing done and overwith...thank god. Just waiting on life to take me and Rodger to the next spot. Talk to ya later
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Dj Earth Rockin Again
My A-z's!
Are you available? no What is your age?: 32 Astrology?: virgo • B Do you know anyone named Brian?: YEA When is your Birthday: in the summer Ever been stung by a bee? YES LOL • C Whats your favorite candy? almond joy What color is your computer? silver • D Do you daydream?: YUP Whats your favorite kind of dog? great dane • E Have you ever been in the emergency room? YUP ALOT LOL Ever pet an elephant? no Ever swam with sharks? yeah in the summer growing up • F Favorite Flower?: white daisy Do you like Fall Out Boy?: yep • G Do you chew gum? chocolate mint Do you like gory movies? on occasion • H How are you? tired What's your height?: 5'6" What color is your hair?: today?? its red Have you ever ice skated? often • J Favorite Jelly Bean?: ooh cappuchino jelly bellys Do you wear jewelery?: YEA .K. Who do you want to kill?: CAN'T SAY INCASE THEY COME UP DEAD LOL Have you ever flown a kite? YES Do you think kangaroos are cute? SURE LOL
Sorta Juggled My Utilities To Get Companies To Make A Payment Plan For Me ...
Im doing all i can to get things to work out and to be a survivor ;ty to all my friends I love you miss you too, Hugs diana;
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For All The Lovers
I love this song..its dedicated to all my fellow fubarians
My Friend Midnight
imikimi - Customize Your World
Heartache From Ex
You think your always right Well your not Someone else can be for once An I am tired of you Thinking and telling people That I am the bad guy When your the one who cheated first An then turned around lied about it Than controlled me that whole time To make you look good Well I know a lot of things that you don't An it's all about you too You know if you stayed in my area long enough People would have hurt you like you did me I was wrong believing you all that time Cause I got no where with you You know I am expecting you to do the same stunts you did on me to your girlfriend But don't you dare hurt them girls I know a lot about them Than you and your girlfriend do I at least had time for them An made time for them Unlike you and your girlfriend An do not change there personalities they are happy for who they are And also them girls can be emotional all they want I hid myself in the room crying my heart out Cause of what you did to me Now I am stronger than wh
You Are My Everything
You are my everything I hold in our souls together Our life that will hold us together You are my everything I keep you in my heart Treasure what we hold You are my everything Trust me with our love I miss you day by day You are my everything We will become what our hearts desire Love is the completion You are my everything I thought of the song by 98 Degrees "You Are My Everything" thats what came to mind
I Love You Because...
You know I love you very much As we know there is something in me missing Now with changes our hearts know where we belong I don't want nothing to change between us We know it will in time You will always be a part of me especially memories When you got me to believe who I truly was It gets me to glow You are my heart and always soul I will miss you when my time comes for me to spread my wings You are the sweetest man in my life I am happy you can secure me Our lives are changing right before our eyes An I know you are happy now it's my turn You are the greatest person I know I love you so much Author notes I made this for the man that I did a poem on a couple month's ago or so. An my recent poem is part of this cause the new life has begun, please enjoy
The Brother I Wish I Have Known!
Your the brother I never knew. When I was in danger you were there at my side as my gaurdian angel. You are the brother I wish I knew. When mom and dad moved on from us four siblings, they still thought of their little man. You are the brother that I wish mom and dad saw growing up. My gaurdian angel you always be for me. The brother I do love even though your not here in person. The brother that I wish could have been here for graduating and a life. My hero that I wish I could have known after almost twenty years of your death that we do miss of you. Author notes This was to my brother Jason Michael Kestner he passed when he wasn't even a year old. He died of SIDS an with his 20th birthday coming up May 22nd I figured this poem would help to see that I do love my brother and I hope he'll be here by my side and the families forever.
~miss Me Baby~
My heart is so lonely without you,miss me baby. Wish to have your arms back around me,miss me baby. Sleeping restless nights without you,miss me baby. Listen to our song an miss me baby. Dream about me an miss me baby. Praying the touch of another man,miss me baby. Cause I love you,yes I need you,miss me baby. Author Notes This is for my friend Matt on Fubar this is the song me and him like to sing to it's our song basically. This is Chris Cagle's song "Miss Me Baby" in my own lyrics enjoy.
Romance is a true fact, but the love is a mysterious an the heart is what needs a place in someone with a pleasure of your life. Romance is fun but very graceful with your partner.
Angel Love
The most beautiful thing i ever saw was a red rose vibrant rose with a mist of dew a hummingbird so small but so vigorous too.The star that shines so bright so for away the moon that reflect the sun each and every day,the ocean clear blue water so wide and so deep the rainbow that bows before the clouds and then I saw something that amaze my eyes as beautiful as the morning star it was you my angel just as beautiful as can be just as beautiful as the ocean the stars and the moon it was you my beautiful angel.
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You wanted her to fall before you To tremble with fear but you hadn't counted on the tears Broken Defeated They fell like rain Raging.. Swelling... threatening to drown your deceitful heart You place the blame for all to see Another mark upon her heart A stillness came You backed away Now it is you who feels fear Through cloudy eyes she looks to you Her image branding itself deep with in your heart With a single look she bares her soul for you to see With a gentle sigh she turns to leave Alone she wanders further from your embrace Nixy
A eerie silence falls from a blanket of darkness Love and Hate once again begin to dance A flash of light in a midnight sky No longer does it matter who's wrong and who's right Upon the wings of death it comes Another light and all is gone Blood flows over land and sea Man has failed again An eye for eye is the price we will pay If we live to see the coming day No time to think The horror comes All innocence is whored as An apocalypse choked vine and vein. Nixy
Drink my friend from my distress Take from me this shattered soul There is no will to see the dawn No earthly reason to live on Wrap me in your arms of death Lead me to your darken shores There is no fear or no regret Your kiss is truth Eyes do flutter Pulse grows slow Peace at last from all Ive known Nixy
I'm So Freakin Bored
1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Closed 2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? haha, depends if they look cool or not. 3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? tucked out. 4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? No 5. Do you like to use post-it notes? Yes, they help me a lot at work. 6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? No I dont even cut out the stupid things 7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? bees, because a bear could freakin eat me alive! 8. Do you have freckles? YES! 9. Do you always smile for pictures? hahaha, I can never be serious is a picture. 10. What is your biggest pet peeve? spelling my name wrong... 11. Do you ever count your steps when you walk? haha, yeah huh 12. Have you ever peed in the woods? yes.. and on a house. 13. What about pooped in the woods? uh okk Im not THAT outdoorsy 14. Do you ever dance even if
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Love Is Like Magic
Love Is Like Magic... Love is like magic And it always will be. For love still remains Life's sweet mystery!! Love works in ways That are wondrous and strange And there's nothing in life That love cannot change!! Love can transform The most commonplace Into beauty and splendor And sweetness and grace. Love is unselfish, Understanding and kind, For it sees with its heart And not with its mind!! Love is the answer That everyone seeks... Love is the language, That every heart speaks. Love can't be bought, It is priceless and free, Love, like pure magic, Is life's sweet mystery!
Feel Free To Show This Guy Some Hate
Not to be confused with showing some love.... Ratings of 1 preferred LOL "Da Sox" A nice gentleman that shoutboxes you asking you for your IM and then calls you Cunt and other colorful expressions after simply explaining you don't just give out your IM to everybody that shoutboxes you. A nice piece of work this guy. Thanks!
January 11
Through various text messages and phone call, I find myself in the familiar role of the man on the outside of the glass looking in. The only one that is single among the entire group, when everyone is enjoying a bottle of wine, a movie, a laugh, or even a simple cuddle with one they care about, I hold the pillow that lay on my sofa, wondering what of me. I look at my friends and their significant others, and the only thing I am envious of, is the simple gleam they have for one another, when looking upon the one they love. I walked over to the mirror, after my last phone call. My imagination cannot even fathom a gleam, and that creates the driest of a single tear tonight. If there was a cliff on this city that lacks even a true hill or a monumental tree to act as a landmark, I would scream so loud, selfishly trying to interrupt the thousands of gleams, that exist for solitary moment, and maybe they can see my envy, my hollow night
New Music!
Just browsing through songs and the first one on my playlist was hilarious! Had to add it! Listen to the entire song and you'll see what I mean!
So Excited
I am going out with my girls tonight to Tribecas in Newport News and so freakin excited. It is my going away party and we are going to have so much fun. I will be putting up plenty of pics :)
No Real Title~ Written For A Friend
Where others see darkness I see romance Where they may flee I will welcome For there is wisdom in silence A Light behind those haunting eyes Walk amongst my shadows Sleep in my embrace Find comfort in my laughter A warmth in every smile Nixy
A Twist Of Fate
A twist of fate has turned the key, opening thoughts of what use to be Timid words within the night Once again the heart takes flight Truth or lies it does not care Its beat is loud The rhythm strong It's lie in wait for way to long A shattered soul shrieks in pain afraid to try and loose again The scars are real darken wounds which even time refuse to heal Innocence long since passed Though still a tender hand does reach the barrier now is breached The walls do crumble the heart revealed. Nixy
Important news to me that is. Today is my good freind Rock Rules 1 year fubar mark so show him some love. He is an awsome and wonderful person to know. PROFILEPOUNDER.COM rockrules2001 "Dallas Football Player & FuBar Hubby of RockLady***READ THE PROFILE 1ST*@ fubar
Each year he sent her roses, and the note would always say, I love you even more this year, than last year on this day. My love for you will always grow, with every passing year." She knew this was the last time that the roses would appear. She thought, he ordered roses in advance before this day. Her loving husband did not know, that he would pass away. He always liked to do things early, way before the time. Then, if he got too busy, everything would work out fine. She trimmed the stems and placed them in a very special vase. Then, sat the vase beside the portrait of his smiling face. She would sit for hours, In her husband's favorite chair. While staring at his picture, and the roses sitting there. A year went by, and it was to live without her mate. With loneliness and solitude, that had become her fate. Then, the very hour, The doorbell rang, and there were roses sitting by her door. She brought the roses in
The Sexy Hangout
Bunny One Of My Friends
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Imminent Self-destruction
I told a friend once what to expect if my profiles on the net were ever to be deleted by me... ...well... ...this one may soon be deleted. I don't belong here anymore...I came back to Canada for some semblance of closure, it seems. And with the imminent death of my mother in the next few months (according to the doctors), my anchor point will be gone. I considered returning to the US afterwards...but I have the feeling I don't belong there, either. Thus...a solution will be found to the problem...starting with my online self-destruction...starting with my personal MySpace profile. This one will be one of the next to go... If things'll know...but this may very well be gone in the next two weeks...all the others will follow suit shortly thereafter...
Fallen Angel
As you enter you may hear the soft rattle of the chains that bind the young maiden within. She lives a quiet life, hide away from the coldness of the world. She is the Fallen Angel the keeper of the written word. For within these words lies the greatest gift one could ever hope to receive. In this place, there is freedom, not given too many in the world outside. A freedom to express one's self to be free of the restraints of those who refuse to see. Through the written word great kings and scholars where born. Heroes and Villains still battle fictional wars of good and evil. Lover's still share a gentle touch and poets still dare to dream. Content to dwell amongst dark and dampened walls. Waiting for the day when freedom to express one's self fails to bring anger and hate. But instead brings kindness and understanding. For upon this day once again she will be free Nixy
Im A Fubar Whore Slut
Me Flashing Lights
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When Alone Among Privacy
Welcome into my space (smiling)!!! Before reading my BLOG "Sexiest Sex"; this process MUST occur first... What does every country have in common? "That word Love"... Sure, an action based on direct experience. Is the Love you know; Truth? Example: The Love I recall was violent, loud, and selfish with a disposition of contentment with suffering; a complete lie piled in my mind and list(s) of various direct experiences. I took several deep cleanse my energy while releasing negative memories in a mountain terrain...yelling from my stomach....I'm serious too and very literal----replacing negative memories with understanding their roots... Sure, every action is rooted by direct experience; life is a gigantic mirror...the heart of a person will be revealed in a matter of time...typically 2-3 weeks; especially when sex is Not in the scenario... gambling addictions are rooted by a sense of replacing lost emotions, replacing time, and attaining the invisible social
Looking For Promotion
I have just recently applied for the job of grounds superintendant. I hope i get it. Its a big promotion for me...i wil be the BOSS. I would be taking care of the grounds of a cemetery.Been working there for 13 yrs and the job has just come up.So i will know in a couple weeks if i got it or not. Out of all the people that applied for it i am the most qualified and have been there the longest so i know the park. So im keeping my fingers crossed!!!
Chargers Won
I'm a 49'er and Raider Fan but they aren't in playoff so Go Chargers.. I'm In Texas But Cali Teams Rock......YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... Suck that down
With Sparklers
Without Sparklers
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I Hate Liers
i hate liers Current mood: annoyed i hate lies and fakes and those that talk about you behind your back.If you can tell me in my face than keep your mouth shut, THan when i confront you about it dont lie to me tell me straight up what you said and why that you said it , And than i wont be your friend anymore because you cant be trusted and if i dont have trust in you than dont need you,. If i cant rely on you when i need it than i dont want you . I have a life that i need to take care of i have kids that need me and i dont need all the bull shit or the drama that you can leave home to your moma
The Ones That Run To There Mothers
the ones that run to there mothers Current mood: annoyed i cant stand the people that run to there mothers to solve there problems. You moved out and went on your own than deal with your problems with out involveing your mother. She has other things to worry about than your problems. And if you cant than i feel so sorry for you
Intelligent Link Of The Day... 1/14/08 william s. burroughs reading various excerpts of his writing
isn't it just terrible for ya partner to start chasing after others. it really sucks. oh well, i'm single again, imagine that!!!
R They 4 Real
I have always seen life for what it really is. Ever since I was a child growing up, hard times are all I know. I had to sit back and watch my mother work from sunset to sundown. I had to sit back and watch my mother work herself to her grave. Nothing ever came easy for her. She always had a heart and kept a smile on her face. Life is like a newborn baby struggling to come out of its mother's womb, life is a struggle true enough, but after all the struggling you have done, and after all the hell you have been through, there is success. Life is nothing but a big struggle, but just keep the faith and focus on your goals. Don't let life beat you or you will be walking around like zombies. Keep on pushing, keep on trying, life can be whatever you make it to be. But life can also be a bowl of cherries with whip cream and apple pie. I say this again; life is what you make of it. You can achieve or conquer anything it throws at you, you can't quit or g
A Guy Thing
THE PROSTATE CHECK-UP A man goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the urologist is a very pretty female doctor. The female doctor says, 'I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, 99. The guy obeys and says, 99! The doctor says, 'Great. Now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, 99. Again, the guy says, '99. The doctor said, 'Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis. Now take a deep breath and say, 99 The guy begins, 'One . Two ... Three '
Words To Live By...
Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.
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Fat Bitch "Fat Bitch!"? That's all you got? I eat "fat bitch" like a cookie, the crunchy sweetness satisfying all the way down... with a nice sugar buzz when it hits my bloodstream. Yeah, I'm a fat bitch, alright. I won't get out of your way. I won't change myself to make you feel better. I won't take your shit. And I most assuredly won't feel ashamed. I'm a fat bitch who holds her head high and knows who I am and is not intimidated by some small-minded bully trying to intimidate with hate and ignorance. I'm a fat bitch who eats what she likes and makes love when she wants and lives and loves OUT LOUD. I'm a fat bitch who won't shut up or get out of your way. "Fat Bitch!"? Why thank you! I couldn't have said it better myself. I'm not here to please you. Your opinion of me is not my concern. This fat bitch is here to live MY life on MY terms. Fat Bitch, indeed. Kathy Barron, copyright 2006
I Am A Father
I am a father A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said. "I am a Father." The little boy replied. "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that." The priest looked up from his book and answered. "I am the Father of many." The boy said. "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way! The priest, getting impatient, said. "I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book. The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said "Maybe you should wear a condom and your pants backwards instead!
Trent Reznor On Fur
To All My Friends Pls Read
Hi to ya all I just wanne let ya know that end of this week I will get my profile down. Don't like to do that butt it's because I'm never online,will miss alot of ya my friends butt it is not ok to be never online and that I get message why do ya not send me something it's that I'm to busy to be online so now ya know it all that I will get my profile down and of this week. Love ya'll and hope all will be good for ya in the rest of ya live and ya never know maybe I see ya again someday gone miss ya'll TC Vinny
Rivers Questionable For Afc Title Game
Rivers questionable for AFC title game By BERNIE WILSON, AP Sports Writer Mon Jan 14, 9:33 PM ET SAN DIEGO - The euphoria of the San Diego Chargers' stunning win against the defending Super Bowl champion Indianapolis Colts was replaced by reality Monday. While two-time NFL rushing champion LaDainian Tomlinson said he should be able to play in Sunday's AFC championship game, the Chargers know quarterback Philip Rivers will be gimpy with a sprained right knee if he's able to play against the undefeated New England Patriots. Rivers was listed as questionable. He injured his medial collateral ligament when he landed awkwardly after completing a 56-yard screen pass to Darren Sproles for a touchdown on the final play of the third quarter in Sunday's 28-24 upset of the Colts. Coach Norv Turner compared Rivers' situation with that of tight end Antonio Gates. Gates dislocated his left big toe in a wild-card win over Tennessee, sat out practice all week and then pla
Living Life
Well things have settled down and life is so much better. Though there are still some things I would like to change I know it will only take time. I have a wonderful woman in my life and though we live together we don't have alto of time to spend with each other. With me working and her doing her school stuff and at the time I work it makes it hard. But in time things will get better and we will find away to have more time with each other. Everyday I miss her and everyday I love waking up next to her and going to sleep with her at night. I love having the kids here and feeling like a family. We have made our Friday nights a family night and though this last Friday didn't go as well as I hoped cause of all the pain I was in from cleaning the house and everything. My back was hurting really bad. Hopefully this coming Friday will be alto better. I really love my life now that my and the most wonderful woman in my life who I screwed up once with has given me a second chance. I still make m
Prayer Meetin'
Bubba goes to the revival and listens to the preacher. After a while, the preacher asks anyone with needs to come forward and be prayed over. Bubba gets in line. When it's his turn the preacher says, "Bubba, what you want me to pray about?" Bubba says, "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing." So the preacher licks his index finger and put it in Bubba's ear and put his other hand on top Bubba's head and commences to pray loudly. After a few minutes, he removes his hands and says, "Bubba, how's your hearing now?" Bubba says, "I don't know, Preacher. It ain't until next Wednesday!"
Politics Lol
say I break into your house A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in ages!!! It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV. Her point: Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration. Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests. Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house). According to the protesters: You are Required to let me stay in your house You a
Going Away For A While
I am going away for a while. My profile will still be here and I will be checking in every now and then. I have to get away from here and take a break. Things are just way too crazy for me right now and I need to regain my focus and work on getting up on my own two feet. I will keep you all updated but for now good bye
It's Been That Long?
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Catching Polar Bears
How to catch a polar bear: Go up north and find a frozen lake or pond. Cut a large hole in the ice. Open a can of green peas, and place the peas around the edge of the hole single file. Hide behind a nearby rock. When the bear comes up to take a pea, kick him in the ice-hole!

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