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The Muppet Personality Test
You Are Gonzo the Great "Is something burning in here? Oh, it's just me." You're a total nutball who will do anything for attention. The first to take a dare, you'll pull almost any stunt. You're one weird looking creature, but your chickens don't mind! The Muppet Personality Test
What Donut Are You?
You Are a Boston Creme Donut You have a tough exterior. No one wants to mess with you. But on the inside, you're a total pushover and completely soft. You're a traditionalist, and you don't change easily. You're likely to eat the same doughnut every morning, and pout if it's sold out. What Donut Are You?
Crossdressing And Online
It's strange - someone will add me, or ask to be friends on here, on the strength of one profile image, without looking at the rest of my pictures. Or without reading anything into it. And when they're asked to look through the images, they then find out that my profile image isn't exactly what I always look like. Hell, I'd be happy if someone comented that I look good as a woman, awknoledging that I'm not normally. But no. I get alot of people who add me because of that one picture, without thinking that I might not be all that one picture is. Then they IM me. Chat with me. They ask me for sexy pictures, which is not why I'm on here to begin with. I point them towards my image archive, and give them links to my Photobucket place - they disconnect. Not a word outside of that. Clearly, they didn't look to begin with. It's disheartening - is all anyone wants on this place is fantasy sex? Alis
How Sex Began!
In the garden of Eden, As everyone Knows, Lives Adam and Eve, Without any clothes. In this garden, Were two little leaves, One covered Adam's, One covered Eve's. Nevertheless to say, The wind came along, And blew the leaves away. At the sight, Adam did stare, There was Eve's treasure, All covered with hair. And wonder came, Under Eve's eyes, As Adam's thing, Started to rise. They found a spot, That suited them best, A nice big tree, Where they began to rest. Her legs spread wider, And wider apart, While thrill after thrill, Came into her heart. The head of Adam's thing, Peeked into the hole, And filled her with passion, Beyond her control. His thing did slide, And Eve's treasure, Was all wet inside. The joy was good, She wouldn't let loose, Until Adam's thing, Was all outof juice.
Some After School Tutoring
The music was a little loud for Kaye's taste, but the students seemed to be having a good time, and Kaye didn't really have anything else to do, so she didn't mind that when principal Ray Devlin asked her to chaperone the Saturday night dance in the school gym. A local dejay was playing all the latest CD's, and with about a half hour to go, he had slowed the pace down, giving the kids a chance to have a few slow dances. It looked like it would turn out to be an uneventful evening, until Cal Norridge showed up. Right from the get go Kaye could see that he had been drinking, so she quickly moved towards him to prevent any altercations he might start up. When she stepped in front of him, her nostrils were filled with the pungent aroma of fresh liquor, and she hoped that she could get him to leave without causing a scene. "Cal," she began, "since you've been drinking I think you had better leave, school property is no place for that kind of activity!" Cal gave a short harsh laugh and repli
When You're Bad You're Better
Driving home after 2am, feeling a little light headed, Abby thought of her evening out. The one chance she took in her life, to act as a sexy woman.... and then she laughed. Dressed up in a slinky black sheath dress, high heeled black pumps and wearing nothing underneath. She dared herself, to take a chance. Do something outrageous. Something no one from her office would even think, "little miss good" would do... She wanted to be a "bad girl," for just one evening. What was she thinking, going to a party where she knew no one, except the host? A man she only smiled at in her office. Michael was a very friendly man. Talked to everyone, knew everyone, the real partygoer. And as sexy as hell, not that she would stand a chance with him. Abby just wanted to see his reaction to her change. For one evening she decided to be.... a "bad girl." But he didn't even really notice her; just a simple hello is all he gave her. She pulled into her drive, pressed the garage door to open and drove
Someone's Telephone Number
It was one of those evenings. I was between lovers and hadn't had sex for three whole days and nights. Desperate, I sprawled on the floor and tried the number of Frank, an old flame. There was no answer so I left a message. Now horny and disappointed on top of being frustrated, I sank into my comfy chair and tried to think who else I could call. Harry? The boy did so love my nipples. Just thinking of how he used them made them prickle so hard that I couldn't help but bare them as I dialed. 'Out of service?' Fuck! Oh well! There was nothing for it but to... I slithered out of my dress and down deep into my chair. My thighs spread to hook my knees over the arms. If the phone company wasn't going to help, I'd just let my fingers do the walking. A few minutes dabbling in the soft hot wet and I was soooooo close - and the phone rang. With my voice hoarse from lust, I croaked, "Hello?" "That you, Baby?" I managed to grunt, at least. "Horny?" I gasped a, "Yes."
Long Distance Phone Sex
I like the way my orgasm feels as it's building from my balls. Slowly - I've nursed this one. I like the passion of forcing myself to delay cumming. It is delicious to keep myself from something I want so much that I'm not waiting for anybody else to give it to me. I'm interrupted as I feel myself starting to peak, and debating whether to let myself or not, by the phone ringing. "Damn" I mutter, thinking that fate has decided for me. I look at the pictures of nude women I have laying open to look at. That ass is wonderful, and I love those nipples. I wish I could have all of these women in real life. "Hello" I say, still rubbing my hot, throbbing penis. "Is Lisa there?" Oh, joy! I recognize your soft voice. The one I've had in the back of my mind the whole time I've been fantasizing. I can hear a faint nervous passion in it, as well. This perks my cock just a little more. I stop rubbing it, I want this to last a bit longer! "Nope. Just me." "Terrence, right?" "Yep. L
I'm Out
I gotta go take the kids to see their dad. ( oh boy ) I'll be back. Thanks to everyone who is helping me level up. I only need 39 more cherry points!! Smooches to all. ~cat~
A Lesson In Love
If you find yourself in love with someone who does not love you, be gentle with yourself. There is nothing wrong with you. Love just didn't choose to rest in the other person’s heart. If you find someone else in love with you and you don't love him/her, feel honored that love came and called at your door, but gently refuse the gift you cannot return. Do not take advantage, do not cause pain. How you deal with love is how you deal with you, and all our hearts feel the same pains and joys, even if our lives and ways are different. If you fall in love with another, and he/she falls in love with you, and then love chooses to leave, do not try to reclaim it or to assess blame, let it go. There is a reason and there is a meaning. You will know in time. Remember that you don't choose love. Love chooses you. All you can really do is accept it for all its mystery when it comes into your life. Feel the way it fills you to overflowing, then reach out and give it away. Give it back
why does people have to be a bitch. well i am a bitch because people like to talk shit about me and tell lies on me. for all the ones that seen the comments under my pic is not true. i am a bitch, but hell who isn't when they are right? i am not a nigger lover and would like for everyone to know that. i don't lay on my back for no one. i hardly do it for the one i am with so what makes everyone think i would do it with someone else. ~NOT~ people needs to start looking at their selves before they try to point their fingers at other people. i am me and will be me for the rest of my life. i have been with 3 people and i have not any complaints about being nasty or "TOO BIG" it was the oppiste if anything. as for as people telling everyone that i am a whore. i dont think a whore will keep anyone for 6 years, and can say that she has been with 3 guys. who ever has a problem with me needs to come to my face and leave me out of the things that they have problems with on her
Christmas In Hollis Video
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Sad Face
I have never felt so sick in my entire life. And the worst part is, I can't even sleep because it hurts to breathe!! WTF bitches? I thought the doctor was supposed to make me better...not worse. gir. leave me some luvv.?
"the Recessing Mind"
"The recessing mind" -------------------------------------- -Tempered cuts of Lavender I begin this jouney in mind Staring inward at myself Not believing all these images That are locked up down inside Rage Confession Self abuse The oddities of evil down inside Never inflicted upon these thoughts I carry a whole different view Attaching myself to better fiends I hold my demons askew Down through thought Into the bellowed darkness Repressed upon this being Percieving images of Lust Hate Consequence Disabled by the fear Emerging from scorched memories This newborn reveals purity Colorfullness of personality Kindred smiles through This darkened apathy Colored with images Of this minds Fantasies Dreams And gratified life recipes Hanging from this tree of life The swing of lust reveals These fantastic images Candy for the mental eye Nonetheless enticing Tempted by lust Fantasy images Like nudity of the sou
Solo mia a si te tengo a si te quiero a si me he vuelto a enamorar siempre mia mientras en mi vida Se acabo la soledad mia tu mi refugio cuando no encuentro salidas mia caminare a tu corazon dia tras dia una vida no bastara, para amarte mas y mas Tu me has vuelto a enamorar no tengo nada que lamentar ya ni un minuto puedo esperar mi vida acaba de empezar tu me has vuelto a enamorar cerre la puerta a mi soledad no pense que esto hiba a pasar ya no pido nada mas Solo mia y donde tu vallas yo te vuelvo a encontrar siempre mia en tus ojos se refleja mi verdad mia y te encontre cuando pense que te perdia mia tu mi recuerdo mi presente mi alegria una vida no bastara para amarte mas y mas Solo un minuto le robo al tiempo para estar contigo Solo un minuto le robo al tiempo Solo un minuto le robo al tiempo para estar contigo
Stop The California ~sb 861~
Everyone that has pitts look in my pics and see the pics that i have posted on the California DB 861. i know that if everyone loves their pitts like i do then they would cry when they read this. if they pass this law in Ca then you know it has a good chance to reach where you are. please lets try to stop this. i love my little girl and i know that they are a lot of others out there than feel like i do.... please help keep our pets safe and at home... they should not be punished for the things that people teach them. lock the people up but leave our babies alone.... BAN THE DEED NOT THE BREED.... VOTE NO TO ~SB 861~
I'm Sorry
I'm sorry for all I have done to hurt you so. I'm sorry for all the tears you have cried over me. I'm sorry for trying for long to fit in and hiding my true self from others. I'm sorry for putting on a happy face so I didn't hurt people like I hurt you so. I'm sorry I let the hurt build up inside and I'm sorry for letting you know how I really feel. I'm sorry you haven't helped me through this in any way shape or form. I'm sorry I let you know and I'm sorry I hurt you so badly. I'm sorry for the hurt I hold inside, the hurt that you still continue to deny. I'M SORRY!!!
In Hiding
His words are like daggers directed towards my heart. The look in his eyes slowly ripped my world apart. His thoughts rang true but I still continue to deny. Why must I refuse to stop living a lie? Why must I face the truth and let myself go? Hiding the truth is slowly killing my soul.
The Question's Answer
I never wanted to be the way I am. But now I’m trapped in a world that I don’t I don’t want be in. I’m cold, empty, and alone. I can’t break away from the chains that keep me here. It's all too much for me to comprehend. So many questions are running through my mind: Why am I here? Why am I like this? Why am I not happy? Will my questions ever be answered or must I live in the dark forever? All I want is the question's answer
Can You Love Someone You Don't Know?
This is a question that's been haunting me since the very first time I began my love affair with the internet. I still remember when, where and exactly who introduced me to it:. I remember feeling like a complete doofus because I thought I must be the last person to learn how to use the internet. Ah, the internet. What a wealth of information, misinformation, curious tidbits and a myriad of fact and fiction. But nothing is more fascinating about the internet to me than the easy with which it enables people to connect on every level. Opinions are exchanged, lifestyles discussed, bonds forged and sometimes even relationships spring out of the neverending ability to meet people from every walk of life. I still remember back when I first started talking to people in chat rooms, it was practically unheard of that people actually met in real life. I remember hearing of isolated love stories that originated in the bandwidth we access with our computers. Yet today, it's as common practice
Tell Me
Tell me , do you believe in dreams.. or fairytales.. or real friendship, you know , the kinds that last forever.. Tell me , do you believe in it ? Because.. I'm living in a dream.. in a fairytale.. Ever since the day I've met you.. And from that day on, I knew true friendship exists ! Now tell me , do you believe ?
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Double Standards In The Legal System
DOUBLE STANDARDS IN THE LEGAL SYSTEM Why is it that in America we are taught to think freely when in reality were are told not to. Teachers tell students from a young age that their opinions matter and that they are free to have feelings and express those feelings with others, but it turns out when you get older you are expected to follow the pack and never question anything that is said. In the time of which we live young white males are being persecuted for hate thoughts when no action has even taken place. It turns out that if a white person gets into any type of confrontation with a person from another race the white is automatically tagged as a racists and the district attorney’s office is quick to bring charges of a hate crime on him. Whatever happened to the olden days where people would get into fights no charges would be brought upon them and the worst punishment they would receive would be a night in county lock up and a warning. Those days have gone the way of segreg
Amuleto De Ra
Amuleto de ra Ingredientes: 1pluma de qualquier ave 1pluma de gavilan un trapo negro una vela dorada preparacion : coger la dos plumas y quemarlas las cenizas meterlas en trapo negro y seyar el trapo con una vela fundida dorada . Este amuleto te protegera de qualquier hechizo, mal de ojo; y ademas te aportara salud y suerte
Man Behind The Mask
Who is this sad broken man... who hides himself behind a mask,and still lives alone inside the deepest prison of his heart.Who is this man... with onces such a great power,and now life is tearing him apart.Who is this man... who lost everything he used to love,and there's no turning back, he's alone every our.Do I have to feel compassion for this man,and tell him how to make his live better again.Do I have to show him what to do,or will his sadness haunt me down too.Do I have to look into this poor man's eyes,and tell him one day everything will be allright.Should I remove his mask,and tell him not to hide.Should I let him live again,or has he all ready been given up that fight.Who is this sad broken man,who lives alone nobody that lends a helping hand.
A Present Under....
The boat bobbed lightly up and down in the gentle surf, the brass riggings clanking softly in the easterly wind. The sky was mostly cloudless, just a few puffy white intruders drifting across it, sending elongated shadows across the blue green water as the sun tilted down towards the west. The deck of the boat was draped in various types of scuba gear, two regulators hung neatly to dry out, along with webbed belts, buoyancy vests, net bags, and wide, duck webbed fins nestled in the well in the center. On the front of the boat, two figures were sprawled, soaking up the late afternoon sun. "Dar?" Kerry kept her eyes closed, as she yawned a little. "Mm?" Her taller companion merely grunted an answer. "You know, there's something really off kilter about spending the day before Christmas in my bathing suit, getting a suntan on the Atlantic Ocean." "Yeah?" Dar lifted one eyelid, exposing a crystal clear blue eye and peered at her. "Yeah…Christmas is supposed to be abo
“a Lovely Way To Start The Day”
Mmm, my eyes are closed, my mind still foggy with sleep. I’m drifting in that surreal place between reality and dreams but I feel you. Your hands, soft as satin, gently running up my back, grazing lightly over my shoulder blades and back down again to flirt with my waist. I feel the pulsing heat of your erection pressed tightly between us and I push back against it, moving up a bit so it slips between my legs. You moan softly and the sound is like music to my ears. “You awake?” You ask and your voice is still husky from sleep and god, you will never know what that gravelly sound does to me. “Mmmm.” Is the only answer I give you but it’s enough. Your hand tightens on my waist, your fingers are digging into my flesh and it feels so good. I clasp my thighs tighter together, squeezing your erection and you push your hips forward, sliding your cock between my closed thighs. I know you like that, I can hear it in your breathing. “I need to be inside you. I can’t wait.” I
Intimacy is the feeling I crave most. Feeling my skin has moulded to his. Intertwined, his pumping blood flows with mine. Now and again, this can't happen and I settle for second best. Gravity pulls at that ache that starts in my throat and rushes to my pussy. Every morsel of me wants to fuck, right here, right now. Reacting like this is so naughty of me. My hand touches that of the bartender in an inappropriate way and I flash a 'come and get me' smile. Young he was and he needed prompting as I stood in front of a door marked 'Private' and glance at him again. Sliding the key in, he pushes at the door and I slide my fingers over his firm arse playing with the groove. Lower into the cellar we go, I can sense plenty - the musty smell of stale air, the trickle of water, his cock pushing against his pants trying to break through. Finally, we reach the back of the coldroom, I walk to the large cask in the corner. Wooden, cold and hard, I bend over it, lift up my skirt and pull do
Could You Imagine?
It's 6:55 in the evening and I'm sitting on a marble bench in the atrium of the Chicago Stock exchange. In five minutes you will walk through the sculptured glass double doors that lead into this magnificent lobby. You insisted on meeting me here rather than picking you up at your hotel. You mentioned something about a "grand entrance". I have been here since 6:30 (a lady should never have to wait on her escort.) I look at myself in one of the many mirrors that line the hall. I can not see that I am shaking but I feel as though I am absolutely vibrating with anticipation. I straighten my silver tie, and adjust the starched collar that rises from my black suit. First impressions are everything I think to myself. It is just turning seven and I walk to within twenty feet the doors, full of expectation. I hold in my hand, a single red rose, our agreed upon sign so you would be absolutely sure of who I was. The doorman opens one of the glass doors and you walk in. I can not take my eyes off
Not Wanted Dreams
The old woman sat in the chair facing the corner of the room. According to her daughter, the woman didn’t want to face the window, nor did she fancy sunlight. “She doesn’t speak much,” the woman said, before exiting. Sarah looked outside the window, followed the woman crossing the road. A uniformed driver stepped out of a navy Bentley to open the door for his passenger. “Nice if you’ve got it,” Sarah muttered, and exited the room. Mrs Schueller’s daughter looked to be in her forties, yet retained a vitality about her that could have been surgically enhanced. The nursing home grapevine ran into overdrive each time she visited her poorly mother. “You’d think, with all the money she has, she’d buy her something decent to wear.” She only bought her essentials like nightgowns, toiletries, slippers and the occasional dress; the old woman barely showed interest in food, let alone frocks. Each day someone fed, bathed and changed her soiled incontinence pad. She was toileted at two hourly i
Filling You
My cock pulses against your tongue as your mouth slowly glides up the hard velvety length of me. And you stop briefly to circle the head, but needing my taste on your tongue, You continue up, dipping your tongue into the tiny eye at the top of my sex. Mmm. you rub your lips across the tip of my cock, tracing the smooth skin with the very tip of your tongue, and my fingers slip into your hair, fisting tightly. Moisture, salty and sweet, seeps from the tiny eye, coating your tongue, and you press it against the roof of your mouth, savoring my taste. "Oh, how I want you."you sigh. you teasingly run your fingers up the length of my cock, before moving back down to wrap your hand completely around the base. And feeling my cock pulse against your palm, against your tongue has your insides quivering in delight. You're straddling my thigh, the soft slippery flesh of your pussy resting comfortably against my skin, and you push down, undulating your hips a bit, and that quiver becomes seis
What is it that women want from me? I'm not sure, but I hope I'll find out soon.
I feel really sick right now. It sucks big time. I've been playing playstation ALL WEEKEND. I had a surprise party for my birthday; it was awesome. It was raining real bad and the lights went out, but all my friends were there and my nieces, it was really nice. :] Kingdom Hearts rocks, but I wish I could get past Alice in Wonderland. It's so easy, but those damn cards are pissing me off. >.
Omg Happy New Years Ladiez!!!
Sup laadies!!! I know yall on my friends list dont hear from me much, but I moved home and just barely got net access back.. Stop by and leave me a comment ill hit u all back later. im fuckin baked and stoned na ll that good stuff..... MOVED HOME TO WYOMING FROM PHOENIX... BORING AS SHIT but some good douje up in here let me see ya get low take it to tha flo u can keep u ass where u at sock it to me one mo time get low get low get low TO THA WINDOWWWW TO THE WALLLLLLLL TILL SWEAT DROP DOWN MAH BALLLLLLLZ. WOOOT HAPPY NEW YEARZ!!
It's 2007
Her Gift
As I stood in front of the mirror I couldn’t get Rachel out of my mind. “God she’s hot.” I thought to myself. She and I had been together for a few months now. This was my first serious lesbian relationship. Rachel was a little older than me, and came into her sexuality earlier than I did. I had it all set for tonight. Dinner reservations, a movie then out to our favorite club for a little dancing. I was still nervous; I wanted everything to be perfect. When Rachel walked through the door, my mind went blank and I began to fidget. She’s always had this affect on me. She was 5 foot 10, slender, but toned. Her hair was long, jet black, the greenest eyes I’ve ever seen, and her breasts were an absolute perfect D cup. “What’s wrong, Mandy?” She purred. I struggled for a response; I didn’t want her to know I had made all these plans for the night. She saw right through me and walked over. Her perky breasts swayed gently as she sauntered over to me. She wrapped her arms around me and pressed
Here I Am
So here I am drudging along another late night fueled by generic soda and boredom. God the boredom. If I had a pet monkey I'd love to have a poo flinging contest at a ceiling fan right about now. So my friend has an acount here at CherryTap. She told me about it so I decided to blow a few minutes on it. First thing I did was check out her profile. I see she has about 4 pictures and each has a truckload of comments. CherryTap has a fair share of old perverted men from what I can tell. I looked at the owner-dudes profile too to see what I might be able to get by with. Seems there's a big NSFW attitude regarding offensive material. Without my trademarked offensive material I struggle. How does one go about becoming an attention whore online without ofensive material. We shall see mwuhahaha. Ahem, anyway. Apparently it's a mixed competition of looks (I'm screwed) and some form of online personality reminiscent of a radio jockey. At least that's what I can tell from the "famous" peo
A million words would not bring you back, I know because I've tried.... neither would a million tears, I know because I've cried, you left me with a million thoughts and memories too, but I never wanted memories, I only wanted you.The memories are good but you have to know that when you left the memories started to fade away too.When I think of you I have to keep a few,to remember how much fun I had with you.
A boy and a girl, the best of friends. From elementary to high school from beginning to end. Through all those years their friendship grew. They both felt the same, but neither knew. Each waking moment since the day they met. They both loved each other sunrise to sunset. He was all she had in her terrible life. He was the one who kept her from her knife. She was his angel, she made him smile.Though life threw him curves, she made it all worth while. Then one day things went terribly wrong. The next few weeks were like a very sad song. He made her jealous on purpose he tried. When the girl asked, "Do you love her?"on purpose he lied. He played with jealousy like it was a game.Little did he know Things would never be the same. His plan was working but he had no clue.How wrong things would go, the damage he would do. One night she broke down, feeling very alone. Just her and the blade,no one else home. She dialed his number, he answered, "Hello"
First Blong
Well first off I join cause my friend asked me to. And now I find it addicting. I have a myspace and a xanga site so I might not be blogging here much. And thats it. Laterzzz!! ~M A T T H E W ~
Kisses, Candles, And Rose Pedals
Twinkling lights in front of me, dancing and swaying. Endless streams of headlights below and rivers of neon as far as the eye can see hold me transfixed. It is like a dream, I think, to have come to this place. Months of secret desires, stolen moments had all come to this. Shivers run through me despite the heavy heat of the desert night. The anticipation that has held onto my every nerve for so long begins to bubble to the surface. I smile to myself as a secret wave of emotion causes me to blush, though no one else is here to see. He is my decadent secret. A secret kept close to my heart; one that cannot be shared with anyone else, but him. I pause for a moment to look behind me. A sea of candles provides the only light in the room. Rose petals create a pathway from the doorway to where I stand. Once again I turn to look at the city from my balcony far above the chaos. He will be here soon. I try to steady myself as another wave of shivers takes hold of me. From somewhere withi
One More Night
One more night. The last two weeks have been nothing less than amazing but now things are winding down, and tomorrow I'll be gone. Not for good, not forever. But still gone. Still not with you. I don't want to leave; you don't want me to go. We've already talked about when I can visit again (in early May, I can drive back with my sister) but it is not soon enough for us and doesn't ease the pain we both feel. It is palpable, like a fog, hanging in the air until we almost choke on it. We have made love many times in the last two weeks. Sometimes soft and gentle, other times ferocious . . . the hunger making us crazed. It is always satisfying. You've been with him, too. Did I think you wouldn't be? Did I expect him to just sit there for two weeks while you and I dallied whenever we found time? I'm not that foolish. Of course you are going to be with him, of course he is going to have you. I have listened to the sounds of your lovemaking . . . muffled sounds, yes, but ones I recognize fro
What Is Up With This?
O.k. so, my girl mickey told me to check this place out, said it was way better than myspace, so, i checked it out. she's able to do a few things, but it's limited. Ok, so, i go to leave a fragging comment on something, and find out i gotta be a lvl 3 to speak my mind? And i can't even rate ppls pages. What the hell is this shit? i thought it was supposed to be better, not more limiting. when i asked my girl about it, she said it wasnt like that till recently. so, what, someone thought it'd be cool to make lvl requirements to do things, when you cant hardly lvl up, cuz u cant do nothing?
How I Feel About Thing
Well it is x-mas and i am sitting at my mom and dads house doing my lundry and waiting on dinner kinda not really hungery today but to be honest i havent really been that hungery in awaile with everything that has happend in my life in the last few weeks has really fucked with my apptight and beside here as of late i havn't sleept to well it at all in the last week do to the fact of a reacuring nightmare that i have been having that is really fucked up it takes place at the place where i live and it is my ex Sara standing in front of me and she extends her arm and hits me in the chest and rips my heart out then as i fall to the floor she starts to laugh and say some really fucked up shit to me as i am dying but i really dont want to go in to what is said cause it really hurts and is really fucked up i am hoping that because of the fact that we are atleast talking as friends that maybe it will put a end to the dream cause it is always the same dream and it always comes back althou the r
Friends Vs Juggalo's
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs JUGGALOS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. JUGGALOS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!" FRIENDS:never seen you cry. JUGGALOS: cry with you FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. JUGGALOS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours. FRIENDS: know a few things about you. JUGGALOS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. JUGGALOS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. JUGGALOS:Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" FRIENDS: Are for awhile. JUGGALOS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. JUGGALOS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste." F
Buy a pamphlet.
The blade is sharp The cut is deep Slash by Slash The scars I keep The blood, it flows From my veins This pain I feel so full of hate Wish it would leave Know it will stay The knife in my hand Will have its way The blade is sharp The cut is deep Slash by Slash The scars I keep
Some how today is going to be a very interesting day, I know it. I barely slept at all last night. In fact when I did manage to drift away for a half hour if I was lucky it was random images too vague for me to understand. Then of course I had terrible time getting to work on time. Yet somehow I believe there will be something good out of today. Though the mindless thoughts of failure and being a complete screw up pass through my head. A simple reasurence that I am not good enough. Yet something must be good about today, please.
Just Because,i Love You
You rest your head against the door as you fumble for your keys. You're glad to be home and are a little annoyed at the errands I asked you to run on the way. Nevertheless you are home now and it feels good. You step through the door and a familiar scent greets you. Lilies? Strange you think to yourself and shrug the thought aside as you toss your keys on the bench. Then you notice the note on the entrance mirror. 'Check your mail' You roll your eyes and laugh at my cursive wondering what on earth I sent you this time. You make your way down the hall to the kitchen and the scent becomes stronger. As you round the corner you see them. Two huge vases filled with star-gazer lilies. You stare for a moment wondering where on earth I got them, knowing it's hard to find your favorite in the dead of winter. Dropping the drycleaning on the counter you stroke one of the white petals stained with amber. The smile that teases your lips is deep with sentiment. After kicking off your shoes you make
The Sites Im On Most
This is the site that Im on most!! So if you really want to talk to me, it would be best to hit me up on there! ;) Laters, Angel. My "IM" yahoo: angelfury69 aol: goddessangela85 Msn: angel_69_1 myspace IM: angelfury69
I Couldn't Sleep
Dreaming of you next to me in the bed... I wake up and your arm is over me. I kiss it lightly and move it off my body. Turning over to face you I see how peaceful you are sleeping. I look at you and wonder if you are dreaming of the wonderful lovemaking we had, that put you to sleep so soundly. I lay there reminiscing about the passion we share. We are both still naked. I snuggle up closer to you so I can kiss your body. You must not have liked the closeness, because you turn over to your back. A little smirk creeps across my lips, thinking, well that's just how I want you. I let you settle back into your dreams before I make a move. You look so peaceful, that I hate to disturb you, but I am still horny from the wonderful loving you give me. Leaning over, carefully I kiss your arm. Waiting to see if you wake. Not a move do you make. I try another kiss on your chest, not a stir. I think, maybe I can get away with this. Slowly and gently I kiss my way down your body, pulling the
I remember the soft smell of your hair as I held you close to me; the way we explored each others body, desperate to learn more about each other. As I pulled away from your neck, I turned to look deep into your jade color eyes, and felt my desire grow with the longing that shown within them. I could feel your body melt against mine, urging me to touch you, kiss your neck, lick the soft places that hold the heat of your desire. Who was I to deny your wants? Instead, I lower my head and plant soft sensuous kisses along your shoulder. I move slowly down your chest, licking each nipple, sucking and nibbling each one as if it was my last meal. I drop lower, moving down your stomach; licking my way down your body; running my fingers along each area as I go. Reading your body as if I were blind and it held the only information that would keep me alive. I longed to memorize each part of you; your taste, your smell, each curve and line. It was my mission; my goal for this evening and I
My Job
I work for a moving company. I love my job. I meet new people all the time and i work with my uncle. There is nothing better than working with family. I would not trade my job for the world. Well that is about all for now
Baby Scare
My wife and I had real scare yesterday sent into labor at 34wks and the doctors did everything they could stop it, since the babies lungs aren't fully developed yet. And thanks to them they got everything to stop for now at least.
It's Official!
Thanks so much to my new cherry loving friends. I have officially become a cherry! It doesn't take long to get a particular status as long as you socialize and that's what I've been doing. It has been a fun ride and I plan to continue dutifully! Hope to see you all around really soon. Remember; cherries are not only a good food source but also some of the greatest people you'll ever eat, I mean meat! Smile!
Be With Out You
Being without you would be so hard Everytime i talk to you im so happy We are ment for eachother Into the night i dream about us Thinking about you all the time Having good memories in my mind Our love for eachother will never end Unique love we have for eachother Tonight i wanna be in your arms You and me will be together forever Our hearts will always be beating for eachother U are my man and i love you with all my heart
Dreaming Of You
Dancing in the dark with you beside me Rooftop is where we play the music Everytime you twirl me around im happy Angels look down on us tellin me ur the one Meanings i have for you like no one else Into the night you take my hand Needing me to show you how your supposed to be loved Gradually walking slower and slower Over the hill up ahead Feeling for your warm hands to hold Your the man i dream about at night Outstanding things we've done together Under the stars you take me in your arms and softly kiss my lips
Countless Poems I Never Gave You
Countless poems I never gave you Countless letters I never sent And everyday, with different words, I'd write down this mantra: You deserve more than to be his part time lover So love him if you must But never be a fool about.
100 Bucks
100 bucks for sex Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office... but she belonged to someone else... One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..." but the girl said, "NO." Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for $200 then pick up the money very fast... he won't even be able to get his pants down. She agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...She said, "The bastard used quarters!" Management Lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety
What I Want In A Man
*Original List* 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially Successful 4. A Caring Listener 5. Witty 6. In Good Shape 7. Dresses with Style 8. Appreciates the Finer Things 9. Full of Thoughtful Surprises 10. An Imaginative, Romantic Lover What I Want In A Man - *Revised List* 1. Not too ugly 2. Doesn't belch and/or scratch in public 3. Works steady 4. Doesn't nod off while I'm emoting 5. Usually remembers the punchlines of jokes 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture 7. Usually wears matching socks 8. Knows not to buy champange with skrew-top lids 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat lid down 10. Shaves on weekends
Women And Men - What A Difference
A man is a person who - if a woman says, "Nevermind, I'll do it myself." - lets her. A woman is a person who - if she says to a man, "Nevermind, I'll do it myself.", and he lets her - gets mad. A man is a person who - if a woman says to him, "Nevermind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her and she gets mad - says, "Now what are you mad about?" A woman is a person who - if she says to a man, "Nevermind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her, and she gets mad, and he says, "Now what are you mad about?" - says, "If you don't know I'm not going to tell you!"
You know you're from California if: 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercing's and none are visible. 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house. 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English. 4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower. 5. You can't remember . . . . is pot illegal? 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor. 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian. 8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal? 9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears. 10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S. Add another dollar if you live in San Diego. 11. When you drive illegally, they take your driver's license but if you're here illegally, they want to give you one. 12. Your car insurance costs as
On The Edge
My day started with breakfast in bed. Well, if you can call licking whipped cream off of your lover's private parts breakfast. After a lovely shower for two, I got ready for the day ahead. Of course I really had no idea what was planned, as I was told that the days events were on a need to know basis, and that I didn't need to know. All I did know was that I was supposed to wear something that could be both casual and dressed up a bit. A perplexing challenge, but I was up to the task. I chose a turquoise sundress that showed off my tan quite nicely. It was also easy to dress up with a shawl so I felt well prepared for the day ahead. After I'd finished with all of the mysterious things women do in a bathroom, I slipped back into the bedroom to dress. On the bed was a small box with a little red bow. As I stepped toward the box my lover, Nick, came up behind me and placed his hands on my waist, stopping me in my tracks. He walked toward the bed and picked up the box, bringing it back
I Want You
What would I love to do right now? I would love to take a long walk with you, hand in hand, along a boardwalk by the ocean. Or maybe down in the sand so that the waves caress our toes as they kiss the beach. Or maybe I could just lean back into your arms, while being rocked gently by a sailboat, watching the sun turn the water to gold. Or maybe we could climb through a forest, catching glimpses of the valley below until we reach the precipice giving us the full view of it's breathtaking beauty. We can stand together in awe of all that the world has to offer. Or maybe we can walk through ancient cities and discover their history. Stopping to indulge ourselves in the local flavor at a sidewalk cafe, where no one knows who we are. Right now I would love to bury my face in the soft hair of your chest and breathe in the scent of you. I would like to feel your hands on my back, softly stroking me until my skin glows from your touch. I would like to feel your kisses
Man Of Steel Impact
Impact of changes The Man of Steel became the official origin story for Superman from 1986 through the early 2000s. It is also the most successful effort to establish consistency in the Superman comic mythos. The changes were so successful that they were adapted to other media featuring Superman. Many of the biggest changes were on Superman himself. While many of his standard superpowers remained, Superman was effectively limited in power and scope to make him more believable. He still had superhuman strength, vision powers and super breath but while the pre-Crisis Superman at his peak could easily move planets, the post-Crisis version strained at moving a commercial airliner in flight. His vision powers still include x-ray, heat and microscopic/telescopic vision but are set at a more realistic level. He no longer had the ability to survive in space indefinitely without an air supply as he had done often in pre-Crisis stories. The powers dropped in succeeding stories include his
In an earlier article reviewing the first post-reboot year of the Adventures of Superman, I mentioned that one of those issues was a cross-over with the Legends miniseries. In this article, I'm going to review the 6-issue miniseries and the Superman tie-in issues. The importance of these issues goes beyond the stories told in them. From Legends, it became clear that the new post-Crisis Earth could not be the Earth visited by the Legion of Super-Heroes and home of their inspiration, Superboy. This led to the discovery of the Earth of the Pocket Universe, the death of Superboy, the creation of Supergirl and Superman's execution of the Phantom Zone criminals - all of which will be the subject of following articles. Legends was created as the follow-up to the Crisis On Infinite Earths maxiseries. Where Crisis destroyed the multiverse and numerous characters, Legends was to serve as an introduction to the new DC Universe and a springboard to the many new series emerging in the wake of
Superman: Judge Jury & Executioner Pt 2
Exile And Redemption Superman #28 Quickly he arranges for Clark to disappear and says his farewell to his parents and to Lana. He confesses to his parents and they offer him excuses for his actions in killing the Phantom Zone criminals ("Surely it was in self defense?"; "Nothing's that cut and dried"; "You're a man, you're not perfect"). These excuses are rejected"I let my thirst for vengeance take control. I should have found an alternative to killing. I'm Superman." He then tells them of his blackouts and his actions as Gangbuster, "...I don't know what'll happen the next time I black out or even fall asleep! Who knows what monster will emerge? It could be Gangbuster or someone even worse!" Saying his good-byes, he leaves Earth behind, possibly for good. The next several issues (Superman #28-31 and Adventures of Superman #451-454) have Superman trying to come to grips with his actions and his guilt, until he is captured by the dreaded Mongul, leader of Warworld. Superman's a
Crisis Of Conscience Pt 2
Back in Metropolis, The Secret Six is busy attacking the Daily Planet building and contemplating other attacks upon super-heroes' loved ones. Lois Lane, melodramatically enough, is hanging from a flagpole outside the building. Flash is trying to help her, but Chronos makes the speedster move in slow motion. Lois barely has time to react before Matter Master liquefies the flagpole, causing her to fall. Cue Superman, who's always there to catch her. She's all smiles, cracking jokes even. After putting her down, Superman heads back up to confront the villains. Hal Jordan steps in, as does Green Arrow, then Hawkman and Black Canary, who uses her sonic scream to crack Chronos's clock. Freed, Flash leaps out of the building and onto The Wizard. As they fall, wrestling with The Wizard's magic gemstone, Superman grabs them both. Felix Faust strikes Superman, but Zatanna makes short work of the villain. The Secret Society's been defeated, but the real conflict's only just started. As Gree
Infinite Crisis
The story begins in the wake of the crises of the four lead-in limited series, with Superman, Wonder Woman, and Batman feuding, the JLA Watchtower destroyed, and the heroes of the world all facing a variety of menaces. Over this backdrop, Kal-L (the Earth-Two Superman), along with Earth-Two Lois Lane, Earth-Three Alexander Luthor, and Superboy-Prime escape from the pocket universe where they had been trapped at the end of Crisis on Infinite Earths.[1] Kal-L seeks out his cousin, Power Girl, also a survivor of Earth-Two. Believing Lois' health will improve on her native world, he hopes to replace the current Earth with Earth-Two, which he considers perfect.[2] Kal-L tries to enlist Batman's support, stating that the Post-Crisis Earth's inherent "bad" nature caused Batman's recent mistrust and hostility. Batman refuses. Afterward, he learns Superboy-Prime destroyed the JLA Watchtower.[3] Alexander reveals to Power Girl that he and Superboy-Prime had been leaving their "paradise" fo
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Lonely On The Inside
I sit here so close to thee wishing you would see All the pain deep inside for it I can not hide Loving you made me whole now a body without a soul Loneliness has darkened my door trying hard to ignore All the emotions I feel I shant not be able to conceal Wanting to feel your caress to have your heart confess Wanting to taste your sweet kiss to just once more to reminisce Remembering you loving words sweet melody of the birds My heart is baptized with a single look in your eyes Wanting the world to fade away even if only for today Wanting to profess my heart's distress To know we shall not be wanting to disagree Feelings long-overdue never to be misconstrued With every glistening morning dew always remember my heart is with you Never to love another soul forever in your control While against your pillow dreaming I am here tears streaming My body and soul lay here broken from the feelings left unspoken
Men's Rule's All Women Should Know
1. Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 2. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present . . . . again! 3. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. 4. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 5. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her. 6. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 7. We don't remember dates. . . .Period!! 8. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look
A Different Point Of View !!!!!
A Boy Named Sue My daddy left home when I was three And he didn't leave much to ma and me Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze. Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid But the meanest thing that he ever did Was before he left, he went and named me "Sue."Well, he must o' thought that is quite a joke And it got a lot of laughs from a' lots of folk, It seems I had to fight my whole life through. Some gal would giggle and I'd get red And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head, I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named "Sue."Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean, My fist got hard and my wits got keen, I'd roam from town to town to hide my shame. But I made a vow to the moon and stars That I'd search the honky-tonks and bars And kill that man who gave me that awful name.Well, it was Gatlinburg in mid-July And I just hit town and my throat was dry, I thought I'd stop and have myself a brew. At an old saloon on a street of mud, Ther
Wut Friendship To Me Means...
You know you have a friend for life when they answer the phone at one in the morning because you can't sleep and have a lot on your mind, and they don't mind talking about nothing to get your mind off everything. They spare some time to spend with you. When you know that if something bad happened to you they'd be there for you, no questions asked. When you can look at them when some thing is wrong and they know it just by the look in their eyes and all they have to do is offer a hug and you feel a thousand times better. When you know that they'd never lie to you, and would never hurt you and if they did it would only be for your betterment. They can make you laugh when skies are the darkest, and they're there with a good movie and some popcorn when you're totally depressed. And even if you're a thousand miles apart, it doesn't matter because what you share with this friend is so much deeper then what lies on top that distance plays no role in your friendship. Friendshi
Better Than "i Love You !"
This is better than saying "I love you" Marty woke up at home with a huge hangover. He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw was a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sat down and saw his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looked around the room and saw that it was in perfect order, spotless, clean. So was the rest of the house. He took the aspirins and noticed a note on the table, Honey,breakfast is on the stove; I left early to go shopping. Love you. So he went to the kitchen and sure enough there was hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son was also at the table, eating. Marty asked, "Son, what happened last night?" His son said, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M. drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door. "Confused", Marty asked, So, why is everything
Brotherly Love...
Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is four. The nine-year-old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for check-out. The cashier asks "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?" The nine-year-old replies, "Nope, not for my mom." Without thinking, the cashier responded, "Well, they must be for your sister then?" The nine-year-old responded, "Nope, not for my sister either." The cashier had now become curious. "Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister -- then who are they for?" The nine-year old says, "They're for my four-year-old little brother." The cashier is surprised: "Your four year-old-brother?" The nine-year-old explains: "Well yeah, they say on TV if you wear one of these, you can swim or ride a bike -- and my little brother can't do either of those things." This was so damn cute............luv it.........
Dont Hate
All Ladies Should Read This..........(AND DID I SAY LADIES?) I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost. I never forget an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best. Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest???? I d
My Inspiration.......
I woke up this morning and was reading comments on my "myspace" and during a real hard time in my life I recieved a comment from my 18 yr. old son and it moved me so I thought that I would post it here and introduce to all my friends one of the most important men in my life. He makes wakeing up in the mornings and getting threw another day worth wild....... (MOM) Just wanted to say i missed ya and i love ya so much!!! You are the best mom a teenage boy such as my self could ask for. You have made me feel very loved the past 18 years of my life, and i only hope that i made you feel the same! You are the number 1 women in my life and with out you i wouldn't be who i am today. I Love You and i hope this put a huge smile on your face if not.. ill post it again and again until it does so. L-a-N-c-E Things I Admire About You Son..... 1. Your talented 2. Your always real 3. Your brave 4. Nothing but true to yourself 5. Your the most loyal And most IMPORTANTLY You n
Love Is The Shit !!!!!
so u approach someone who you've been eyeing for a while with the hopes of at least getting a receptive smile. to your surprise, he noticed u too and was hoping u would come say hi. upon hearing these words your heart drops out your ass in disbelief. he actually likes me? it's a common situation for girls, we do it on a weekly, sometimes daily basis. but then one day u walk over to the one who will change your life. i'm talking about the kind of change that makes u happy to be alive. everyday of your life has been filled with shit, piles and piles of shit. sure there have been good moments: first kiss, day you graduated, first paycheck. but all of those moments are followed by shit. for example, first kiss and u find out afterwards he had herpes. u graduated and had to enter the "real" world. first paycheck and the government took half without flippin one fuckin burger. shitty, right? but this moment comes along. u walk over to him and from the first smile, u realize someth
If Ever You Need Me
If ever you need me I'll be right here, To chase away the sadness, And wipe away a tear. If ever you need me, I'll be two steps behind, To follow in your footsteps, And hear what's on your mind. If ever you need me, You'll never have to fear, That your presence isn't important, And your love isn't dear. If ever you need me, I'll always be around, To bring back the laughter, Where deep in your heart it's found. You'll never have to worry, For I'll always be here, To chase away the sadness, And wipe away a tear. Hugz & Luv's DaRlEnE
Blink 182
Unwritten Law
Mm.. Meat.
I like that title. Fresh meat. muahaha come and get me you fuckers! XD
Teh Jetsons
hey this is my first blog here so just adding a note to say Hello .. AND THANK GOD ITS FRIDAY! WOOHOO
Crash And Burn
For Jerry/next Sat./needs by Fri/he can tab it. They call it the burnout factor, and only the good die young Somebody's gonna take their life, just tryin' to have some fun The paper's gonna say we're crazy, no matter what they say, yeah You know I'm gonna rock all night, gonna rock all night and day Whenever they quote you man, you'll be misunderstood They're never gonna get it right, or tell it the way they should Maybe we move too fast to put it all in a song And if we keep pushin' ourselves we won't be around too long If you wanna try it Crash and burn, crash and burn Crash and burn, crash and burn all night long Some people like to take it easy and flow without a sound Others like to play for keeps and spread themselves around I don't wanna say it's right, but if that's where you wanna be Life's too short to miss out on what you wanna see If you wanna try it Crash and burn, crash and burn Crash and burn, crash and burn all night long Come on now, hone
Satisfy The Unquenched Needs
Kiss me breathless Let me get choked up in its loveliness Fill my whole being with your aura of love Let me get relaxed in the romantic mood that I’ve always sought Let your kiss open up my feelings like the morning dew Falling slowly making me feel ever new Chasing away my mood so blew and leaving our love still anew Aerate my system with your sweet, refreshing breath Let it ignite the smoky embers of love that’s restless Fanning them into a roaring love fire that would never die Keeping the lights on in our minds Send your electrifying fingers down my back, sending those chills up my spine And the thrills I always get in the hidden corners of our self Love me non-stop, Let the arrow of your love pierce deeply my guarded island of love where those pent-up feelings abound Encase me in that warm embrace Let me feel imprisoned in the tightness of your hands Crushing me with increasing passion that inflames my lukewarm emotion Slowly, passionately whisper those sweet wo
well life has changed in a big way i am now a mommy of a very fussy ( well now he is)baby boy. ok he not fussy all the time but today he is.
Some People Can Change
i have a son and he is my number one one day i see him being a star but thats afar.he is something unique...and also very cute u think? he makes me smile..even when im in denial..he is my number one so i am so glad he is my son....
Mad Tv: Britney Spears Parody - "lick My Baby Back Behind"
50 Cent-pimp
hell yeah im a pimpette lol
Slim Goodbody
Things To Ponder
THINGS TO PONDER ON ... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station... Does fuzzy logic tickle? If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery? I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions. How come you never hear about gruntled employees? If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is a fog horn made out of? If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom. Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? What hair colour do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? Why do you press harder on a rem
When Life Gets You Down
When Life Gets You Down When life gets the best of you And you don't know just what to do Reach for my hand, I'll be there To shelter you with love and care I'll be your shelter in the rain I'll protect you from the pain When you think you can't go on When it seems all hope is gone When smiles are something from the past I have a love that will always last I'll give you mine, for you to share Just know that I am always there When the storm gets to be too much And you hunger for a touch Close your eyes and try to sleep But in your dreams may you keep All the good that you know And pray that you can let it show When you feel so down and blue Remember that I love you I'll be the one that lifts you high An angel with a gentle sigh I'll hold you up and let you see Just how wonderful life can be
Hey~ I'm new here and I'm having a little difficulty figuring it out. So bear with me while I try to set up this page. It may take forever! Look forward to talking with everyone!
It's 4:20 Time
it's 4:20 time am doin it without you if you ain't here with me lol.......!!!!!!!!!!!!
Looking into eyes adoring, exploring you with lustful hunger Tasting you, licking trembling parts quivering so until spasms squeeze Your hips thrust upward searing my tongue with such heat orgasm explodes!
In The Flickering Light Of Candles
In the flickering light of candles shadows of two bodies One man and one woman Are projected on the wall. The scene could be one Of an erotic painting As the woman Moves her body forward Pressing her breast To the man's face Where he gently Takes her nipple into his mouth While his hand strokes The other full milky white breast And his tongue and fingers Cause the nipples to harden. The walls cannot hear But if they could They'd hear the breathing and panting Of two lovers in throes of passion. In the flickering light of candles The shadows of two bodies One man and one woman Are projected on the wall.
Little About Me
i'm finally getting into this site. So many things to do and so little time, lol. I kept busy working my two jobs. At least i have some cash for having fun now. Taking a break from college to get things straighten out so i can focus when i go back for biotechnology. Later ya'll
One Love This Was A School Project Lol
We live in a Battle field were you be fighting Your own brother You maybe Black, Mexican, Chinese Dutch, German What ever you be you I can’t stop Feeling strange feeling That if we work together Side by side In something called Harmony that you and me Could possibly be A new country Of People who Love one another And help another Grow up right together We could breathe together And learn together be Much better Than all the wars See there’s Something I’d You to see and that’s We could be this New place called Harmony And live like one love With no more fights You could be Arabic, Indian, Native American, British It won’t matter to me my brother Because deep down inside we All feel this strange thing We don’t understand It’s something called Love
Tidus And Yuna Kissing
Untitled Finale
You put a bullet in my head Turned black thoughts to red This could all end in tragedy I dream of your death, Lay you down to rest I won't look back in fond memory But time marches on like a soldier, are you a killer? I think I know what you are - a thief in the night And though it's taken me so very long to figure you out You're throwing stones, your glass castle is falling down On top of your good times, I'm not interested in working this out You put a bullet in my head Turned black thoughts to red This could all end in tragedy And that's what you are, a sad plastic fucking mess Don't come to me with how your tired, used up and just barely getting by Because I would walk on by and not even, Not even kick you when you're down, Though you would deserve it because you are lower than the lowest dog But this is the part where I say goodbye And let the sands of time blow over us Say goodbye, and let the sands of time blow over us You've never had to crawl, you
I've convinced my faraway boyfriend to move to Cali with me. He lives in Texas. Come June, he's going to live with me and we're going to molest each other every fucking day. :D
Don't Make Sence Of It.
Don't try to make sence of it. Theres nothing but puddles Drowning me In sorrows Wishing for no more tomorrows No tears fall from these eyes Heartless n cold uncaring eyes The puddle is surrounding me The Darkness is consuming me I'm back to the ass hole in me I'm not the careing person that I used to be I've hit my breaking point where I'm gonna snap Don't worry its just a mild mental relap Laughter fill my ears as I get slap Left here steaming like a big pile of CRAP BUT ITS BEEN A LOVELLY FUCKING DAY FOR SHE TOOK OUT THE TRASH TODAY ITS BEEN A RAINY DAY EVEN THOUGH FOR HER ITS A SUNNY DAY.
Week 5
Day 1: - Ellen and Maxine Baker, wife and daughter of Buddy Baker - Animal Man - pull a WELCOME HOME HERO banner down from the front porch of their suburban home. Buddy was lost in space during the Crisis; he's been missing for a month and while a number of heroes had recently been rescued, he was not among them. As Ellen rolls up the banner, she gets a visit from Alan Scott, The Green Lantern, who offers condolences but stops short of declaring Buddy dead. Not dead, only missing? Ellen shakes out the banner. - Lex Luthor hits the television airwaves to announce that he's synthesized the gene that allows for superpowers - so now anyone can be a superhero. - Steel is called to Saint Camillus Hospital to help with the victims of last week's Zeta Beam accident. Alan Scott has already arrived on the scene, along with the JSA's Doctor Mid-Nite. They take Steel to visit each of the casualties: Firestorm and Cyborg fused together, giant Hawkgirl, and closest to death, The Herald, who fell
Week 7
Day 1: - Adam Strange entreats Starfire and Animal Man to help him repair the busted-up Thanagarian spacecraft that might get them off their paradise prison planet... but something in the local vegetation has drugged them. Strange takes away the fruit Starfire's eating and reminds his companions that they're being stalked by something on the planet, and they've got to be out of there by sundown. The planet rotates slowly enough that the sun's already been setting for three weeks, so Starfire decides to fly off and get her head together. Day 2: - Over a week after The Question's commission has run out, Renee Montoya can't stop thinking about 520 Kane Street. She feels like she's missing something-some clue right in front of her face. And so it is, right on her desk: a gossip column write-up of a charity gala at the estate of the Kane family. Day 3: - Ralph Dibny's search for the resurrection cult leads him to Metropolis, where he pays a visit to his old Justice League pal Boost
Week 11
Day 5: - Ralph Dibny has tailed three members of the Cult of Connor to a park in Washington, DC. Dibny lunges from the shadows and attacks, demanding to know the whereabouts of Devem - only to discover that these acolytes are just kids. At that moment, his cell phone rings... someone has broken into his storage space back in Opal City. Day 6: - Renee Montoya and The Question meet with Kate Kane in a Gotham City park. To Montoya's disappointment, Kane has a blonde waiting in the car. Kane admits to owning the building at 520 Kane Street, and while the building is currently empty it had been recently leased to a Ridge-Ferrick Holding Company. Montoya and The Question walk away, refusing to answer Kane's questions about their case... as much as it pains Montoya to do so, she's sure that the more her ex-lover knows, the more likely she is to get hurt. The duo return to The Question's van, where he's got boxes of paperwork on everything from Luthor to Big Tobacco. After rifling through
Week 18
Day 1: - Three trench coated visitors come to the House of Mystery, where the walls are covered with press clippings touting the feats of a group called the "Croatoan Society": decoding Stonehenge and deciphering the identity of Kaspar Hauser among them. A framed photo reveals the members of the Croatoans: Ralph Dibny, Terri Thirteen, Detective Chimp, Tim Trench and Edogawa Sangaku. The trio - Sangaku, Thirteen, and Detective Chimp - arrive to find Tim Trench dead in a chair, wearing the mystical helmet of Dr. Fate. As they approach, he dissolves into a puddle of water. Day 2: - Black Adam and Isis honor The Question and Renee Montoya for saving hundreds of bystanders from a suicide bomber at the royal wedding. But Montoya hasn't bothered to show up - she's wracked with guilt over killing the teenage would-be bomber. Adam, Isis and The Question find Montoya drunk and cavorting with a Kahndaqi woman (editor's note: This scene with the heroes busting in on Montoya is the reason why
Week 19
Day 1: - Skeets pays a visit to Booster Gold's ancestor, Daniel Carter. In his snooping he discovers two things Daniel has in common with Booster: he's a football hero and he sucks with money. Daniel tells Skeets about his moment of high school gridiron glory, setting the all-time national rushing record just moments before getting crushed in a tackle and breaking his leg in four places. His football career over, Daniel is now an insurance salesman. And not a particularly good one. But he's thinking of participating in Lex Luthor's Everyman program, and Skeets makes him an offer: help break into Rip Hunter's lab and receive a superhero identity. Day 2: - Starfire, Adam Strange and Animal Man have followed Lobo to some kind of ghetto planet, where Lobo is welcomed as an Archbishop of the "First Celestial Church of the Triple Fish God." The trio discuss their situation as they get cleaned up. Adam wonders why Devilance-a New God, one of the most powerful beings in the universe-was b
Week 24
- Pulled from his mayoral campaign, Oliver Queen is asked to join up with the new JLA, full of such amazing superheroes as (snicker) Firestorm, Ambush Bug, Firehawk and The Bulleteer. The shady Super-Chief is also on the team. - We learn that Martian Manhunter, feeling guilty for ignoring now dead friends like Ted Kord and Booster Gold, has been under deep cover for the past six months investigating Checkmate and thinks he has finally brought it to its knees. - Black Adam, Isis and Osiris are spreading the word of their new dictates for Freedom of Power Treaty, this time to the Great Ten. While the Ten don't take too much of a shine to the kinder, gentler Adam, Osiris is quickly becoming bored with the project. - The (snicker) JLA go head-to-head with villains from different time periods; all sent by Skeets to lure out... someone (cue ominous music). The team has trouble with the takedown because seemingly everyone in Metropolis now has superpowers thanks to Lex Luthor, and th
Week 25
- Bruno Manheim, notorious gangster, wants to found a new world order based on crime. When Mirage questions Manheim's ideas, Manheim crushes Mirage's skull into the Book of Crime. He then proceeds to a boardroom full of villains, half of which are dead for whatever reasons. It's there Manheim claims Gotham as his own. - In the streets of Boston, Captain Marvel Junior and Mary Marvel are losing a battle with Sabbac, but just as some small children are going to be hurt by the demon, the Black Marvel Family arrives and defeats the villain, impressing the kiddies and even their former foes. - Meanwhile on another plane, Ralph Dibney and the helmet of Fate are making one last stop in the realm of the damned before moving on. The helmet of Fate wants Ralph to see a frozen Felix Faust as a warning why Dibney must never try to abuse magic or beat the devil. - In New York City, Icicle and Tigress are in the middle of a bank heist when they are stopped by Infinity, Inc., but more import
Week 27
- During his travels with Fate, Ralph Dibny decides to pay The Spectre a visit in an attempt to bring his wife back from the dead. Spectre then reveals to Ralph the current location of Eclipso in orbit around the sun, and that if he, with the Spectre's abilities, punished Jean, Spectre would return Sue to the land of the living. - Waverider sits alone in a clock shop in an unnamed city when, exactly at 5:25:20, Time Commander appears in front of him claiming that Waverider has lied to him about getting Rip Hunter to give him, and the rest of the Time Stealers, a reprieve if they "joined his fight." Skeets then appears, seemingly destroying Time Comander and confronts Waverider about the current where- (or "when-") abouts of Rip Hunter. Waverider realizes that Skeets is incapable of finding Hunter, or even going back in time to destroy him (since no one knows anything about Hunter's past). Skeets then retorts by revealing to Waverider that in the future he is created with material sa
Week 35
- One by one, the former superpowered participants of Luthor’s Everyman program begin to drop like flies…actually they really drop. And not too much like flies. It’s more like they’re dropping like soon-to-be-street-pizza rejects from “Who Wants to Be a Superhero?” Anyway, Luthor quickly plays dumb to the public with a smile on his face for the passing Supernova, who can do little to stem the tide of death besides teleport a large crowd of bystanders to the Metropolis city outskirts. - Many of the DCU’s longstanding heroes pitch in for the rescue efforts, including Plastic Man’s son—now going by the name Offspring. - In the meantime, Infinity Inc. comes to the rescue of those young heroes who like themselves received powers from Luthor. Afterward, the mogul reveals that whatever “gene accident” caused the crash, it didn’t affect Infinity Inc.—although I.I. member Everyman (not to be confused with the other recipients of the project) is oddly absent from the rest of the team’s tes
Hot Skater Girl
this one is a true ad I thought it was way 2 phunny "Everytime I post one of these I get flooded with 30yrold+ men with steady jobs. I am 24 going on 16 and well on my way to getting fired for ircing all day. I want a fellow slacker who rarely leaves his bedroom, but who is also willing to break into abandoned warehouses with me at 3am on a Tuesday. I like scrawny geekboys between 21-27 that I can toss across the room. If you exercise in any regular way, we aren't going to work out, trust me."
Fingers tracing, tickling, teasing, Hot breath exploring soft blushing skin, Urgent usherings through new folds uncovered by subtle moans and seductive moves. Tasting love, testing Love, discovering... GASPS! Heartbeat, hot breath, quivering lips, Glistening baubles of feminine mystique, Trembling 'neath touches of male desire, Presure in rhythm brings writhing and giggling, Dividing the covers with sweet scents of love. Nibbling with lips and teasing with tongue, That blow the world and it's woes far away Blowing, blinding, tickling, pleasing. Darkest of night, starkest of day.
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Sleeping With Me!
I like it when you sleep with me Your hand clasping mine. Then gently you loom over me, Bend your head to meet my lips. Or, when you think I'm asleep, Your fingers trace my lips, my cheeks, Down my face... With a sigh, you carefully turn me... So we lay like spoons, Your body pressed against mine, Tenderly you wrap me in your arms With your lips in my hair You whisper, "I love you." I like it when you sleep with me. I can pillow your head on my chest. I can touch your skin, and trace Your eyebrows, or your nose. Sometimes, if I just lay there With my arms around you, You'll go to sleep, Lulled by the sound of my heartbeat. I like it when you sleep with me... Even when it means waking up Not sure which body part is mine. Funny, how in sleep we struggle to get closer. So we awaken, tangled by the quilts into one creature... I like it when you sleep with me!
The Pulse
Come lay with me on satin sheets littered with petals of rose, so sweet. Take me in with lust filled eyes devour the passion that between us lies. Through wetted lips and teasing tongue pleasures of flesh we have begun. With tender touch fingers explore, bodies enchanted while hands adore. At last united once two, now one what has started cannot be undone. Until the hunger has been fulfilled and rapid pulse finally is stilled. As bodies glisten of faintest sweat while held in passion soaked and wet. Now quiet slumber shall not compare to dreams of fantasies next to share....
# 1
A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you.
# 3
You are the sun in my day, the wind in my sky, the waves in my ocean and the beat in my heart... I Miss You...
# 6
When you miss me just look up to the night sky and remember, I'm like a star; sometimes you can't see me, but I'm always there.
# 7
I miss the way you used to hug me, I miss the way you used to kiss my lips, but most of all I miss the way you held me and my heart. I miss you...
# 10
When I first saw you I was afarid to talk to you*When i first talked to you I was afraid to like you*When i first liked you i was afarid to love you*Now that I love you I m afraid to lose you
My Model Behind.
Just added a new picture of my nigh- model like ass. Enjoy.
I Feel.....
Like shit! My head is so conjeste right now & I have to be at work at 4am tomarrow! I'm going to bed!
Robin Williams~stand Up~#4
Our Biggest War
Your pen may hurt but my words hurt more this thing youve started is now our biggest war were you able to see all this had changed? you stupid shit is about to become rearranged quit trying to act like you fucking know me who i am is something you will never see cataclysmic words thats what I fucking said i cant believe you let what i say go to you fucking head youve gotta be real bored its never enough your always wanting more "chicken soup for the teenaged soal"? whats with the unimaginative line you stole? i hope theres closure down your pathetic path your existance continually leads to this torturing wrath still you amaze me, youre so fucking hardcore this thing youve started is now our biggest war
Story Four
She had dreamt of this day for so long, now it was actually happening. She was going to be able to see her best friend for the first time in a long time, rather the first time ever. She heard a car door slam, she looked out her window. She saw him, he was as handsome as ever and every feeling she had locked away had come flooding back to her. He was exhausted from the long drive, but he was happy to finally be here. He was excited about finally getting to see her and spend time with her. He walked up to her door and knocked and waited. He was nervous. He didn't know what he would do when she opened the door. She heard the knock, she ran to the door and opened it. She ushered him in and gave him a huge hug. He was surprised at how happy she was to see him and just hugged her back. Once they let go of each other, they looked into each others eyes and felt the same connection they've felt every time they've talked. That connection drew them into a passionate kiss. She couldn't be
Chevy Songs
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In Your Bondage I Am Free
IN YOUR BONDAGE I AM FREE How he makes me feel And when you bind me, I feel your power and control I am yours, only for your pleasure In my bondage I become free, free to soar as never before You gaze at me and I stir deep inside, knowing to whom I belong To whom I yield And to whom I obey All selfishness disappears and I am yours Your eyes scanning my body tell me of your desire My body screams for your touch, your hands, your mouth My nipples are erect and yearning My pussy moist for your penetration Use me, oh yes, please use me for you desires Satisfy yourself taking me Making me all that you desire Take me soaring Master beyond the heavens, as only you can And bring me back safely The sting of your crop ignites my passion and desire for you Unleashes my lustfulness and my thunderous releases Your touch burns me to my core, releasing my joys and sorrows So that you may claim all of me Molding me, making me a vessel for your pleasure With your torture, I fly
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Valentines Game!
Repost this, see how many MESSAGES people give you... n be honest!!!! [] I want your number [] Pretty/Cute [] Hottie [] Sexy [] Gorgeous [] Amazingly Beautiful [] I'd take you home in a second [] I'd make out with you right now [] I'd Hit it [] No, I dont like you like that [] I love you [] Wanna hook up? Dear _________, I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. ;) I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be ________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.) Would you kiss me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already did Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay I think ur pretty [] Sexy [] Ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know Name one thing you would like to do With Pooping Action! Holy hell. The most disturbing thing is that you put the dog crap BACK INTO HIS MOUTH. Yes, kids, when Fluffy does his bidness, shove it back in his mouth! >< If anyone can find the commercial for this, I so want to see it. *found it click on "tanner" box.* They look like fuckin Tic Tacs ewww!
Mortal Kombat Part 2
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Annihilation Part 3
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Its Your Song
Standing in the spotlight On such a perfect night Knowing that your out there listening I remember one time When I was so afraid Didn't think I had the courage To stand up on this stage Then you reached into my heart And you found the melody And if there ever was somebody Who made me believe in me It was you It was you It was your song that made me sing It was your voice that gave me wings And it was your light that shined Guiding my heart to find This place where I belong It was your song Every night I pray Before the music starts to play That I'll do my best and I won't let you down And for all the times I've stood here This feeling feels brand new And any time I doubt myself I think of you 'Cause It was your song that made me sing It was your voice that gave me wings And it was your light that shined Guiding my heart to find This place where I belong It was your song Dreams can come true With God's great angels like you It was your song that made me
Where Would U Be?
Be My Valentine
BE My Valentine Application BE MY VALENTINE APPLICATION Body: This is the Be My Valentine Application. Everyone knows there's at least one person on myspace that you want to be your Valentine. Here's the application for that special someone. Lets see who replys back with the following filled out. Don't be shy or scared to do it. Have Fun! If You Reply To Someone Keep This Alive And Repost It! Your Name: Your Age: Phone[Mobile]: Height: Do you Drive: School: Grade: Describe your body type: One word to describe you: One word to describe me: Am i Hot, cute or fair looking?: May I Call You: Do You Want Me to Call You: Single or Taken: Would You Date Me: Kiss On First Date: What would you like to do if we went out? Do you want to be my valentine
If You Could Read My Mind
If you could read my mind love, what a tale my thoughts could tell. Just like an old time movie about a ghost from a wishing well. In a castle dark or a fortress strong with chains upon my feet. You know that ghost is me and I will never be set free as long as I'm a ghost that you can see. If I could read your mind love, what a tale your thoughts could tell. Just like a paperback novel, the kind the drugstore sells. When you reach the part where the heartaches come the hero would be me. Heroes often fail. And you won't read that book again because the endings just to hard to take. I walk away like a movie star who gets burned in a three way script. Enter number two, a movie queen to play the scene of bringing all the good things out in me, but for now love lets be real. I never thought I could act this way and I've got to say that I just don't get it. I don't know where we went wrong but the feelings gone and I just can't get it back. If you cou
Dorothy And The Professor
Dorothy sighed..another boring History lecture. She hated US History, but she had to take it in order to get her Sociology degree from Southwest California State University. She only had another couple of semesters to go to finish her degree. Then, she could go on to grad school or take that job at the prestigious Zukemeyer Institute she'd been offered the summer before. She did think the instructor, Professor Martin was interesting enough. He was in his mid-to-late thirties with longish dark brown hair and a mustache. He was about 6' 180# and was handsome as well. Several of the women in the class would flirt with him..usually he saw through the game though. Dorothy occasionally fantasized about him..wondering what he looked like under his shirt and tie, and if he might be considerably more interesting in bed. She'd manage to ace most of the tests, thanks to her friend Donna who always managed to find the answers to the tests. She worried about getting caught, but now the semest
I Believe
I believe for every drop of rain that falls A flower grows, I believe that somewhere in the darkest night A candle glows. I believe for everyone who goes astray Someone will come to show the way. I believe, Oh, I believe. I believe above the storm The smallest prayer, will still be heard. I believe that someone in that great somewhere Hears every word Every time I hear a newborn baby cry, Or touch a leaf Or see the sky, Then I know why I believe. Every time I hear a newborn baby cry, Or touch a leaf Or see the sky, Then I know why I believe
He Stoppedloving Her Today
He said I'll love you 'til I die she told him you'll forget in time And as the years went slowly by she still preyed upon his mind He kept her picture on his wall went half crazy now and then he still loved her through it all Hoping she'd come back again Kept some letters by his bed Dated 1962 He had underlined in red every single I Love You I went to see him just today Oh, but I didn't see no tears All dressed up to go away First time I'd seen him smile in years He Stopped loving her today they placed a wreath upon his door and soon they'll carry him away He stopped loving her today You know, she came to see him one last time Ohh, and we all wondered if she would and it kept running through my mind this time, he's over her for good And soon they'll carry him away He stopped loving her today
Bring On The Rain
Another day has almost come and gone Can’t imagine what else could wrong Sometimes I’d like to hide away somewhere and lock the door A single battle lost but not the war (’cause) Tomorrow’s another day And I’m thirsty anyway So bring on the rain It’s almost like the hard times circle ’round A couple drops and they all start coming down Yeah, I might feel defeated, I might hang my head I might be barely breathing - but I’m not dead Tomorrow’s another day And I’m thirsty anyway So bring on the rain I’m not gonna let it get me down I’m not gonna cry And I’m not gonna lose any sleep tonight
Six Foot Town
My brakes are on fire From trying to slow down I'm always burning my tires And my horn is to loud I catch people looking funny at me When I step to the window and I toss a TV Sometimes I get crazy and it makes a big scene But when I hit 21 I wanna stand up and scream I'm filthy rich with laughter, I'm too big for the room You know from two stories up A Zenith makes a big boom It's hard to get around in a six foot town When your ten feet tall everything is so small I'm always bumping my head I'm way to long for the bed It's hard to get around In a six foot town. Some people live inside a tiny little box Yheir preoccupied about mismatching their socks I never been one to worry about much I just wanna laugh and love I just wanna live it up It's hard to get around in a six foot town When your ten feet tall everything is so small I'm always bumping my head I'm way to long for the bed It's hard to get around In a six foot town. Sometimes I stumble just bec
You Had Me From Hello
One word, that's all was said, Something in your voice called me, turned my head. Your smile captured me, you were in my future as far as I could see. And I dont know how it happened, but it happens still. You ask me if I love you, if I always will......... Well, you had me from "Hello" I felt love start to grow the moment I looked into your eyes, You won me, it was over from the start. You completely stole my heart, and now you won't let go. I never even had a chance you know? You had me from "Hello" Inside I built a wall so high around my heart, I thought I'd never fall. One touch, you brought it down Bricks of my defenses scattered on the ground And I swore to me that I wasn't going to love again The last time was the last time I'd let someone in Well, you had me from "Hello" I felt love start to grow the moment I looked into your eyes, You won me, it was over from the start. You completely stole my heart, and now you wont let go. I never even had a chance
Have A Sexy Tuesday
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Taking Over Me
you don't remember me but i remember you i lie awake and try so hard not to think of you but who can decide what they dream? and dream i do... i believe in you i'll give up everything just to find you i have to be with you to live to breathe you're taking over me have you forgotten all i know and all we had? you saw me mourning my love for you and touched my hand i knew you loved me then i believe in you i'll give up everything just to find you i have to be with you to live to breathe you're taking over me i look in the mirror and see your face if i look deep enough so many things inside that are just like you are taking over
You Got Served Part 8
Dont Fall In Love With A Dreamer
Just look at you sitting there You never looked better than tonight And it'd be so easy to tell you I'd stay Like I've done so many times I was so sure this would be the night You'd close the door And wanna stay with me And it'd be so easy To tell you I'd wait Like I've done so many times Don't fall in love with a dreamer Because he'll always take you in Just when you think You've really changed him He'll leave you again Don't fall in love with a dreamer Because he'll break you every time So put out the light and just hold on Before we say goodbye Now it's morning and the phone rings and ya say You gotta get your things together You just gotta leave Before you change your mind And you know What I was thinking I'd turn around If you'd just ask me one more time Don't fall in love with a dreamer Because he'll always take you in Just when you think You've really changed him He'll leave you again Don't fall in love with a dreamer Because he'll break you
Something That We Do
I remember well the day we wed I can see that picture in my head I still believe the words we said Forever will ring true Love is certain, love is kind Love is yours and love is mine But it isn't something that we find It's something that we do It's holding tight, lettin' go It's flying high and laying low Let your strongest feelings show And your weakness, too It's a little and a lot to ask An endless and a welcome task Love isn't something that we have It's something that we do We help to make each other all that we can be Though we can find our strength and inspiration independently The way we work together is what sets our love apart So closely that you can't tell where I end and where you start It gives me heart remembering how We started with a simple vow There's so much to look back on now Still it feels brand-new We're on a road that has no end And each day we begin again Love's not just something that we're in It's something that we do We help to ma
Jerky Boys: Frank Rizzo
Tell Me I Was Dreaming
When I woke up this morning Wiped the sleep from my eyes Found a new day dawning And suddenly I realize You're gone Tell me I was dreaming That you didn't leave me here to cry You didn't say you don't love me anymore And it was just my imagination telling lies Tell me that you didn't say goodbye I'm in a state of confusion I hope things aren't what they seem If this is really happening Just let me go back to dream You're home
Best Of My Love
Every night I’m lyin’ in bed Holdin’ you close in my dreams Thinkin’ about all the things that we said And comin’ apart at the seams We try to talk it over But the words come out to rough I know you were tryin’ To give me the best of your love Beautiful faces and loud, empty places Look at the way that we live Wastin’ our time on cheap talk and wine Left us so little to give That same old crowd Was like a cold dark cloud That we could never rise above But here in my heart I give you the best of my love Oh sweet darlin’ you get the best of my love, oh Sweet darlin’, you get the best of my love I’m goin’ back in time And it’s a sweet dream It was a quiet night And I would be all right If I could go on sleepin’ But every mornin’ I wake up and worry What’s gonna happen today You see it your way And I see it mine But we both see it slippin’ away You know we alwa
You Still Take Me There
In case I haven't told ya lately Just in case it doesn't show I'm still enchanted by you baby And I just wanted you to know You were the first one And you'll be the last one You are the only one, I swear You took me to heaven Our first night together And you still take me there Whoa I Just to have you in my arms tonight Oh, how could I ask for more You give me hope and strength You give me life Your love is all I'm living for You were the first one And you'll be the last one You are the only one, I swear You took me to heaven Our first night together And you still take me there You take me higher Than I ever dreamed I'd go With you I leave the worries Of this troubled world below You took me to heaven Our first night together And you still take me there Oh you took me to heaven Our first night together And you still take me Darlin' you still take me Baby you still take me There
Love Me
I read a note my Grandma wrote back in 1923 Grandpa kept it in his coat, and he showed it once to me He said, "Boy, you might not understand, but a long, long time ago, Grandma's daddy didn't like me none, but I love your Grandma so. We had this crazy plan to meet and run away together Get married in the first town we came to and live forever But nailed to the tree where we were supposed to meet instead I found this letter, and this is what it said : "If you get there before I do Don't give up on me I'll meet you when my chores are through I don't know how long I'll be But I'm not gonna let you down Darling wait and see And between now and then Til I see you again I'll be loving you Love, Me." I read those words just hours before my Grandma passed away In the doorway of the church where me and Grandpa stopped to pray I know I've never seen him cry in all my fifteen years But as he said these words to her, his eyes fill up with tears "If you get there b
Total Love
The smell of the candles mix with the smell of the leather, as i feel the warmth of my restraints holding me firmly. i feel the delicious pain aching in my breasts the clamps pinching on my willing nipples. The velvet darkness that my beloved blindfold brings cushions all and yet heightens my experience. Masters hand caressing, then striking i know not which i prefer my senses soar, as i feel the pain then i feel the pleasure, my heart quickening, my pleasure building i hear the swish before the pain, followed by engulfing warmth i feel the tightening of my skin redness grows in uniform stripes, the cane lands once more. my breathing fast my head spins i feel my love juices rise. i long for release But not from my restraints my sexual need being fulfilled i am a submissive whose needs are unique. The need to submit the need to serve, and yet i need more. Am i a masochist? This word is so taboo and yet the pain i submit to takes me beyond the normal sexua
I Hope I Can Do This
Shew I am new at this and I sure hope I can figure it out. It all looks cool. I just hope and pray I'm smart enough to figure it out.LOL
yup the topic for today is...**drum roll** SEX! hells yeah! why? umm jus cause sex is a funny/ fun topic cause people have soo different ideas abotu sex.. some people think sex should only be done when your married and only in the bed room...ON THE BED! :-p (hadda throw that in) and its only sapposed to be traditional man on top... but common all you girls know what i mean (i mean if you've had sex) that after a lil while of being on bottom of the traditional style ya jus get bored waiting for the guy to get off... well heres a lil joke type thing i've came up with bout sex and i think its rather true.......................... Back in the only days you hadda be married to have sex then it went to you had to be dating (and for a considerable amount of time) then it went to you hadda know the person and maybe be dating (if not close to it) then it went to one night stands then now days you barely have to know the persons name!! (damn times change much!) ok n e ways back to the
Hot Beachbabes
Stand on the edge of the ocean and hear the deep hum of power the waves bring to land. Stand on the edge of the forest and listen to the rustle of a million leaves. Look up to the sky and feel the gravity of endlessnes blue. Feel below your feet and imagine the fires that dwell beneath you. Breath and imagine the one last breath granted. No ones life is truly enchanted yet so precious just the same. Life. Life. Life is about STANDING in the power only you can bring in your charactor. Life is about LOOKING forward to all the precious seconds of happiness. Life is to FEEL the love that can be what you mold it into being. When you feel defeated and mournful, just BREATH and let the calm remind you that LIFE is about one breath at a time.
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Vicarious The table is set a candlelit feast fine linen and lace 'neath each delicate piece warm smells of joy soft sounds fill the air flowers in a vase without a care... A trick seen before pulling the cloth the setting remains no longer impressive yet could you put it back underneath it all just the same? 2.7.07 James C Leveroni
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Lil Flip- Game Over
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Black Eyed Peas- My Humps
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Dmx- Lord Give Me A Sign
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3 Speaker High- Have A Good Time
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Amber- This Is Your Night (original Version)
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Armin Van Buuren- Shivers
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Far across deep blue waters, lives an old German's daughter By the banks of the old river Rhine Where I loved her and left her, but I can't forget her I miss my pretty Fraulein. FrauIein, Fraulein, look up toward the Heaven Each night when the stars start to shine By the same stars above you, I swear that I love you You are my pretty fraulein. When my memories wander, away over yonder To the sweetheart that I left behind In a moment of glory, a face comes before me The face of my pretty fraulein. Fraulein, Fraulein, walk down by the river Pretend that your hand's holdin' mine By the same stars above you, I swear that I love you 'cause you are my pretty fraulein.
Whould You Be Willing To..
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Armand Van Helden- Hear My Name
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Sexual Catch Phrase
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The first thing I think of when I think of you, Is your wonderful smile. The second would be your adorable laugh. I could go on and on, But the list would never end. When I think of the short time That we've been together And all of the happy memories we've already shared It amazes me to no end And I know we were mean't to be together. I look at you and see overflowing love, hope, and joy As well as charm, strength, and dignity. With all of these wonderful qualities It's no wonder I love you so.
When You Kiss Me
When you kiss me Heat comes from our bodies Emotionally im happy Now that I found the perfect one for me You are the man i've been searching for Outstanding love you show me Underneath the stars Kissing in the rain In the dark we walk hand in hand Sounds in the night we hear Standing next to you Makes my heart melt Everytime you kiss me, I know we're in love
Valentine's Day Bath With Nicole
Nicole celebrates Valentine's Day with a slow sexy bath, revealing a tight red bikini...then her birthday suit. Music by Rob Balducci. Watch and Chat with Nicole LIVE on Foundry Cams today! WATCH NICOLE'S VALENTINE'S DAY BATH NOW
" My Love Is Only For You "
One drop of my tear is love My heart is beating so hard My smiling is big only for love Two drops of my tear is in love my heart is melting because I am fall in love I keep smiling because Iam so happy being with you My world change too quick I had several tears because I am still in love. My heart is broke and bleeding My smiling is gone. I am sad becasue I know I am still in love with you Will you stop my tears? Will you make me being happy again? My love is still here for you Let me go in your heart Don't be afraid let me be with you I will be beside you all the way I will be your supportive and love you We can compromise for our love
whats wrong or the mental defect with the people on this planet! Cant anyone be honest anymore?! They got to put up a fucking front!? And I couldnt give 2 shits and a 1/2 if this seems redundant about this negative blog. To utter the dying words, and last words of my father when the EMT asked him to smile ,"What do I got to smile about?!
Bj Guide: Fwd From Holly
A blowjob guide from Holly How to give a good blow job ;) Current mood: horny Category: Romance and Relationships One of the most honoring and sexy ways a man can be pleasured is when a woman adores his dick. A cock represents about 80% of the male ego, so if you want to make a man smile from his soul, you need to completely and thoroughly ADORE his cock. Worship his dick as if it's a fucking god! One of the BEST ways to do this is to suck it for him at any given time. When I say suck his cock, I don't mean just lightly lick it. I mean take the dick in your hand, devour it, lick it hard, suck it hard and feel it down the penis with the back of your throat. First of all, men will know if you like doing this or not, just by how you go about it. If you don't like it, he will know because the enthusiasm is not there. Be passionate about giving head, and he'll be more likely to reciprocate. Go at it with gusto and it will turn him on so incredibly that he will tell you "I just ha
Innovations Of A Special Kind- Part 3
Innovations of a Special Kind- Part 3 By jlbb In my background there has been a number of times I have awakened cold sober and said to myself, "damn I wish I hadn’t done that last night!" As I recalled the previous night, total nudity, a close encounter with my friend Jack, switching wives, there were no regrets. And I was looking forward to see if the new atmosphere of nudity around the house would be continued. I slipped on a pair of shorts, got the morning paper, hung the shorts on the coat rack in the hallway. I chuckled as I saw Anne’s and Jack’s clothes still hanging there. They had returned to their home next door naked! Went to the kitchen, put on coffee and returned to my favorite chair. I had just gotten through the first section when Janet came in. I smiled when I saw she was naked also. She commented: "I was afraid you might have forgotten about our new lifestyle." I replied: "Babe this is just too comfortable, kind of like a bunch of other things that have been
Submissive Bdsm Play Partner Check List
This questionnaire should be filled out by a Sub and provided to their Dom/Top before playing with them. This will provide a quick "head-start" to identifying limits, negotiating and finding common ground for play. For each item, you need to provide two answers: Yes, No or N/A – For each item to indicate if you have ever done the activity, not done the activity or if it does not apply to your gender. 0 – 5, or No – Next indicate how you feel about the activity using the rating scale provided below. A 'No' means that will not do the activity under any circumstances (a hard limit) 0. Indicates you have utterly no desire to do that activity and don't like doing it (in fact, may loath it) and would ordinarily object to doing it, but you would be willing to do it to please the Dominant if it they really wanted it (sometimes called a "soft limit"). 1. Means you don't want to do or like to do this activity, but wouldn't object if it was asked of you. 2. Means you are willing to
Just added some new pictures take a look and see what you think .. As soon as weather gets warmed will have some wild life pic on here got a really nice camera for christmas ...a[ REBEL EOS XTI] WITH ALL THE WORKS TO GO WITH IT ..TAKES GREAT PICS Thanks to all in advance who rate my page and pics....loves for now
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Things To Do At Walmart
Things to do at Walmart 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around
What Type Of Cuckold Are You?
You scored as active slave cuckold. you are the most loyal obediant cuckold and you know your place. your wife has forced you to be a little fagot cocksucking cum eater, and ther is noway she will ever have sex with you slave cuckold100%sissy gf cuckold100%sexualy useless cuckold83%pasive cuckold25%what type of cuckold are you?created with
Chimps May Have Had Their Own Stone Age
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Chimpanzees may have had their own "Stone Age," with evidence showing they were using stone tools to crack nuts 4,300 years ago, researchers reported on Monday. They said their findings suggest that the common ancestor of chimpanzees and humans started using tools more than 7 million years ago, when the two species started to evolve separately. "It's not clear whether we hominins invented this kind of stone technology, or whether both humans and the great apes inherited it from a common forebear," said archeologist Julio Mercader of the University of Calgary in Alberta, who led the study. "There weren't any farmers living in this region 4,300 years ago, so it is unlikely that chimpanzees picked it up by imitating villagers, like some scientists used to claim." The international team of researchers was working in Ivory Coast. They found rocks that clearly had been used to break up nuts, buried in 4,300-year-old deposits. "Can we demonstrate th
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You Don't Know What It Is To Love (and I Won't Fall)
Don't write me happily-forevers when your lips don't know the meaning of the words you carve within the linings of your pockets to save for me when another sunny day happens along. You don't know what it is to love with your imtherulerofyourheart misconceptions and your naive hopes that perhaps there's a destiny between us written somewhere in the stars that have been hiding from your presence for ten lifetimes now; you can't just pluck roses from someone else's garden and hope the thorns won't cut from you your fingers, because to take a fairytale that never belonged to you lands you stuck amidst midnight chaos and a thousand thoughts of pain draining your tongue of muted dreams. I don't belong to you when I can't even know the name you're going by is the name of the person you really are. I'm sorry, but I can't love a stranger, no matter how much you may wish I did. Don't expect me to fall to my knees at your feet just so you can kick the ground from b
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Branching infatuation upon the leaves of life twist with the fickle winds of fate. Without the wind, the leaf stays as grounded as the mountain's of terra. But come the elemental air, some things stir against it. Twixt gentle and violent, things rarely remain the same. Forgotten by the wind is infatuation's leaf. Lost in the air. Left twisting. But infrequently are circumstances the same. Whether left alone, torn asunder, or carried off on zephyr's sweet kiss, that leaf remains forever changed with each breeze that it finds. For good or ill.
Why is it so hard to tell the truth but yet so easy to tell a lie* *Why are we so sleepy in church but right when the sermon is over we suddenly wake up* *Why is it so hard to talk about God but yet so easyto talk about nasty stuff* Why is it so boring to look at a Christian magazine but yet so easy to look at a nasty one* *Why is it so easy to delete a Godly e-mail but yet we forward all of the nasty ones* *Why are the churches getting smaller but yet the bars and dance clubs are getting larger* ....................................................... Do you give up??????????????????? ....................................................... CHARACTER Think about it......... ........................................................ Are you going to forward this, or delete it? ....................................................... Just remember God is watching you.......
Top 10 Things
TOP TEN THINGS WOMEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A PENIS FOR A DAY... 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem. 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. 2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement. TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP WITH A VAGINA FOR A DAY... 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
Drinks That Show Personality
Before you order a drink in public, you should read this. Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU! Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.................. Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet eveni
hi i'm azure.. i'm not quite sure how this works... but it looks like fun so i guess i'll stay. i'm not even quite sure how i landed here so bare with me. so yea. kiitos! azure
Well it's about time for me to go to work...wish i could just stay home today but i missed work yesterday because of the memorial we had for my b/f. so i guess i'd better go to dont work , you can't eat..right??? Hope yall all have a great day and i'll be writeing more later.
How Smart R U?
You have a sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
Our Sexual Dance
Our Sexual Dance It's hot, we're close Touching, grinding, Sweating rhythmically as one. My body one yours, you pushing back Our dancing has just begun. Fast songs, slow songs and songs in-between I danced all night with this man of mystery. As the tempo changed with each song Our bodies moved with every beat Faster, slower, harder, softer Feeling your intensity through my feet. I felt your oblong extension stretch my walls Making me squirm with delight Lifting my legs, spreading them apart Keeping my flower in plain sight. As our dance took a turn, you took the lead And on my back is now where i lay Just as my love land got juicy with Pretty Ricky Between my legs is where you decided to play. As R. Kelly tried to keep it on the low You pushed your face into me "Nice & Slow" I felt you sing each word on my walls And climaxed just as Alicia began to fall. Controlling my orgasm like a boss Flipping me with such ease My salad you began
so, I've made lots of friends since I joined on the fifteenth of Feb. but I haven't gotten any gifts.. what the hell people.... hehe... anyways... got lots of pics and shit.. but I'm still a bit bored...
What Sounds Good
Some sex. Yes. Sex would be AWESOME.
Fill This Out To See What U Think Of Me :)
Please steal a moment to fill this out with your opinions (and we all know what those smell like) in a comment sluts 1. Who the hell are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me or have i ever bit your nipple? 5. Would you suck my toes? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word. 8. What was your first impression? 9. Have I ever licked you? 10. What reminds you of me? 11. If you could give me anything what would it be? 12. Would you give me your last beer? 13. When's the last time you saw me? 14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you? Let the honesty begin! lol
New Life Within.
Well today was one of the best days I have had in a long time. It started last Sunday when Pastor Brian actually had mentioned how some of us may live 2 lives. I knew he was talking about me going to church doing the church thing but then going on about our business and not really doing anything else the rest of the week. God was dealing with me all week long. Then comes this morning Pastor didnt even preach what he had planned but he had something else in store. I struggled with going to the alter this morning and I didnt go. Then this whole afternoon God was dealing with me and talking to me. Finally tonight like Pastor said it was gettin gout of my comfort zone. Yes I have asked Jesus into my heart a long time ago and followed Jesus most of my life. But for those who grew up in church with me, church camp, Mid-America, you all know how active I was and even on fire for God I was. I lost that passion and drew down the wrong path. The last few months have been an emotional rollar coa
Cherokee Wisdom
Two Wolves One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two "wolves" inside us all. One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego. The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith." The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?" The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."
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Personal Resume Mark Edward Cody Objective: Available for training of individuals or groups, seminars and lectures in all aspects of security, defense, and martial arts. Crisis Training Firearms Training (Including concealed weapon permit training) Tactical Baton for Security and Law Enforcement Blade Defense Weapon Retention &Disarms Various Disciplines of hand-to-hand combat Lectures on Martial Philosophy Lectures on the use and mantainance of firearms Personal Safety for women and children Fight Choreography for stage and screen Training, Skills Recognized as a Master Instructor by The World Union of Sokes and Grand Masters (2005) Received Ph.D In Martial Philosophy from the College of Sokes (2005) Fifth degree black belt Wado Ryu Karate/Jujutsu (Various instructors) Guru (Instructor), Filipino Combat Systems Kali: Trained under System Grand Master Ray Dionaldo. Modern Arnis: Trained under System Grand Master Remy Presas. Kenjutsu (Japan
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It's funny I have a countdown on my profile about tomorrow being able to play with Ryan. After last night it's more like being able to play with Steve. I can't wait to hang out with him again. I'm gonna see if I can skip out of work early so I can find him before the show starts. That was we can "be friends" as he put it last night. =)
Don't Stop
:) If you wake up and don't want to smile, If it takes just a little while, Open your eyes and look at the day, You'll see things in a different way. Don't stop, thinking about tomorrow, Don't stop, it'll soon be here, It'll be, better than before, Yesterday's gone, yesterday's gone. Why not think about times to come, And not about the things that you've done, If your life was bad to you, Just think what tomorrow will do. Don't stop, thinking about tomorrow, Don't stop, it'll soon be here, It'll be, better than before, Yesterday's gone, yesterday's gone. All I want is to see you smile, If it takes just a little while, I know you don't believe that it's true, I never meant any harm to you. Don't stop, thinking about tomorrow, Don't stop, it'll soon be here, It'll be, better than before, Yesterday's gone, yesterday's gone. Don't you look back, Don't you look back.
Eddie Vedder is amazing. Sheets of empty canvas Untouched sheets of clay Were laid spread out before me As her body once did All five horizons Revolved around her soul As the earth to the sun Now the air I tasted and breathed Has taken a turn Ooh and all I taught her was everything Ooh I know she gave me all that she wore And now my bitter hands Chafe beneath the clouds Of what was everything Oh the pictures have All been washed in black Tattooed everything I take a walk outside I'm surrounded by Some kids at play I can feel their laughter So why do I sear Oh, and twisted thoughts that spin Round my head I'm spinning Oh, I'm spinning How quick the sun can, drop away... And now my bitter hands Cradle broken glass Of what was everything All the pictures had All been washed in black Tattooed everything All the love gone bad Turned my world to black Tattooed all I see All that I am All I'll be... Yeah Uh huh...uh huh...ooh... I know someday you
Hunger Strike
don’t mind stealing bread From the mouths of decadence But I can’t feed on the powerless When my cup’s already overfilled But it’s on the table The fire is cooking And they’re farming babies While the slaves are working The blood is on the table And their mouths are choking But I’m growing hungry
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DHHS is trying to shut my fiancee up by taking away her constitutional right to free speech. They are threatening to keep our baby away from us for as long as we insist on making our voices heard. My fiancee has been continually harrassed by the department of health and human services for 2 years. My fiancee has 2 other children who are also in state custody due to her ex-husband not wanting to pay her child support when she told the asshole to take a long walk off a short pier. Her pervert former husband now has the older 2 children living with him at his mommy's house in Raymond. He doesn't support those children his mother and his step-daddy do with help from the state. This so called man was allowed to withhold money from my fiancee for 8 years and made her and her older 2 children basically starve. He also almost allowed my fiancee to die on her livingroom floor because he refused to bring her to the hospital when she was pregnant with her son, my fiancee went into
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True Love
people thought love is when a boy loves a girl but no love is higher than that it is higher than u could ever reach no crying no screaming no feelings u have to be quiet and hear true love cannot disappear it will live so long donnot be sorry for that true love is just the begining so donnot turn your back and say true love has no existance true love isnot a word that passes and goes it is not easy to say i love u no matter how the world is true love stay never destroyed true love cannot pass away it might disappear for a while but it couldnot be lost in the air just remember true love is so fair BT
For The Big Beautiful Women Out There
A full figured woman who is full of love a woman who tries to fit in and tries to show emotion but can never do none of the above. A full figured woman who is full of peace but no man wants to touch her as if she's some type of disease. A full figured woman who puts her self down who smiles in the crowd who hurts her sense of worth when no one's around. A full figured woman yes, thats me i am all the woman i need to be from the curl of my lips to the curves in my hips. Yes, i am a full figured woman who is tired of being judged but i will never be ashamed for having more than one pudge! (written by a friend of mine from Vancouver 2003
First Blog
I'm not sure what to write in here. Umm, I'm new this place, I heard about it through Lenny. Nice dude. I already have a LiveJournal, where I write about my thoughts and stuff. So, I'm stumped. Any suggestions. I'm here to meet new people that I might not meet in LJ or MySpace. I'm still getting the hang out this. Hope to hear from anyone soon.
New Cherry
Hey cherries im a new user so show me some love
Another Stranger Me
Have you noticed that you and most of us two sides of us? One we show in public and one we keep to ourselves? Maybe you do show it in public..I doubt it. I know I don't. I can't put my finger on it but I do know somethings about the stranger me. I tend ..(should I say I?)to say really meanful meaningless things. (How is that possible? Simple at the time it has no mean but later on it will) I don't know...that's all I can say about the stranger me, some of you will just have to stick around for the rest
Last week, I took my children to a restaurant. My six-year-old son asked if he could say grace. As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great. Thank you for the food, and I would even thank you more if Mom gets us ice cream for dessert. And Liberty and justice for all! Amen!" Along with the laughter from the other customers nearby, I heard a woman remark, "That's what's wrong with this co untry. Kids today don't even know how to pray. Asking God for ice cream! Why, I never!" Hearing this, my son burst into tears and asked me, "Did I do it wrong? Is God mad at me?" As I held him and assured him that he had done a terrific job, and God was certainly not mad at him, an elderly gentleman approached the table. He winked at my son and said, "I happen to know that God thought that was a great prayer." "Really?" my son asked. "Cross my heart," the man replied. Then, in a theatrical whisper, he added (indicating the woman whose r
Cell Phone Vs. Bible
Cell Phone vs. Bible Cell Phone vs. Bible I wonder what would happen if we treated our Bible like we treat our cell phones? What if we carried it around in our purses or pockets? What if we turned back to go get it if we forgot it? What if we flipped through it several times a day? What if we used it to receive messages from the text? What if we treated it like we couldn't live without it? What if we gave it to kids as gifts? What if we used it as we traveled? What if we used it in case of an emergency? What if we upgraded it to get the latest version? This is something to make you go...hmmm...where is my Bible? Oh, and one more thing. Unlike our cell phone, we don't ever have to worry about our bible being disconnected because Jesus already paid the bill! Have a great day!
I Rule!
My "fake" voice rules. When I answer the phone at work I use the fake voice and I can get pretty much anything I want with it. Damn I'm so random.
Every Time I Die Working On New Album For 2007 Release!!!
I can die happy now because that means they will have to T O U R to support said album. *rubs hands devilishly together* "Happy Holidays everyone!* Can you believe it's almost the 21 century?** I had better get this press release written before the Y2K bug infects my computer and I lose everything.*** That… or the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse descend upon us unworthy sinners in the End Of Times to escort our ill-fated souls to the throne of the Lord where we will be judged and inevitably condemned for our sacrilegious mortal acts as the biblical scholars are predicting."**** "We here at EVERY TIME I DIE have a lot on our plate for the upcoming year and I feel we owe it to everyone to reassure them that just because we've been away for a while does not mean that your fictitious rants on myspace about how we "hung out" and "got wasted" and are now "best friends" because I showed you my "genitalia" are permanently cut short. We've been holed up in a basement in North Tonawanda writi
I'll Stop The World...
Moving forward using all my breath Making love to you was never second best I saw the world thrashing all around your face Never really knowing it was always mesh and lace I'll stop the world and melt with you You've seen the difference and It's getting better all the time There's nothing you and I won't do I'll stop the world and melt with you (You should know better) Dream of better lives the kind which never hate (You should see why) Dropped in the state of imaginary grace (You should know better) I made a pilgrimage to save this human race (You should see why) Never comprehending a race that long gone by (I'll stop the world) I'll stop the world and melt with you (I'll stop the world) You've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time (Let's stop the world) There's nothing you and I won't do (Let's stop the world) I'll stop the world and melt with you The future's open wide (Let's stop the world) I'll stop the world and melt with you (Let's
++ He Was You ++
This is from my softer side... A side I rarely allow anyone to see.... For fear that someone might warm this cold heart... And in that lies a danger of it falling apart.... My mind is whirling with thoughts, memories or are they fantasies.... They feel so real to me yet they might just be make believe... I cannot seperate the ones I love from the ones I hate... In every thought there lies a meaning... In every meaning lies another thought... Its an endless battle which I feel I have already fought... I struggle with these feelings every waking breath... I wrestle with these demons that are breathing down my neck.... I love you, I hate you, I cant live without you... Part of me wants to let you in... Part of me will always keep you out.... I have built a wall around my heart... You keep tryin but I cant let you tear it apart... If I lose my head my heart will soon follow.... Its easier to act like I dont care... Look into my eyes they are hollow... If I let you in you will consume m
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Ok so I moved all my poetry from my myspace to here! Hope you all enjoy and tell me what ya think!! Laters, SweetCheekz
I ___ you. You have a nice______. You make me ______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me =________. If I saw you now I'd ________. I want to ______ you. I would build a ______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could ________ under the stars. Love, ______________me (P.S. ______________________________________.) REPOST THIS "DEAR (YOUR NAME)" AND SEE WHAT ANSWERS U GET... this lots of fun!! and you can really make someone's day Message them and dont be afraid to see what people will put in the blank.
Lips Of A Angel Lyrics -by Hinder
Honey why are you calling me so late It's kinda hard to talk right now Honey why are you crying is everything okay I gotta whisper cause I can't be too loud Well, my girls in the next room Sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never really moved on It's really good to hear your voice saying my name It sounds so sweet Coming from the lips of an angel Hearing those words it makes me weak And I never wanna say goodbye But girl you make it hard to be faithful With the lips of an angel It's funny that you're calling me tonight And yes I've dreamt of you too And does he know you're talking to me Will it start a fight No I don't think she has a clue Well my girls in the next room Sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never really moved on It's really good to hear your voice saying my name It sounds so sweet Coming from the lips of an angel Hearing those words it makes me weak And I never wanna say goodbye But girl you make it hard to be faithful With the lips
Dreams Lyric -by Gabrielle
Move a step closer you know that I want you I can tell by your eyes that you want me too Just a question of time I knew we'd be together And that you'd be mine I want you here forever Do you hear what I'm saying gotta say how I feel I can't believe you're here but I know that you're real I know what I want and baby it's you I can't deny my feelings 'cause I know they are true CHORUS Dreams can come true Look at me babe I'm with you You know you gotta have hope You know you gotta be strong Dreams can come true Look at me babe I'm with you You know you gotta have hope You know you gotta be strong I've seen you sometimes on your own and in crowds I knew I had to have you my hopes didn't let me down Now you're by my side and I feel so good I've nothing to hide don't feel that I ever could Do you hear what I'm saying gotta say how I feel I can't believe you're here but I know that you're real I know what I want and baby it's you Can't deny my feelings becau
Smack That Lyrics -by Akon
Song title: Smack That (Remix) LYRICS Artist: Smack That (Remix) Performed by Akon (feat. Bobby Creekwater, Stat Quo) [Akon] Shady, Konvict, Upfront... [Chorus: Akon] I feel you creepin I can see it from my shadow Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gulatto Maybe go to my place and just kick it like Tae-Bo And possibly bend ya over Look back and watch me smack that, all on the floor Smack that, give me some more Smack that, 'til you get sore Smack that, oh-ohhh-oh-ohh Smack that, all on the floor Smack that, give me some more Smack that, 'til you get sore Smack that, oh-ohhh-oh-ohh [Akon] Shorty if you wanna ride you can ride on me We can bump heads and collide on me Want beef, damn right can rely on me To bring that Campbell like Naomi Just pull that girl and take it on easy Lookin all oiled up and all greasy Bout that time you stop that teasin Way that you drop done got me here cheesin What's funny is that you takin all my money for real I r
A Smile
A smile costs nothing but gives much It enriches them who receive without making poorer those who give It takes but a moment, yet the memory of it may last forever A smile creates happiness in the home, fosters goodwill in business, and is a sign of friendship. It brings rest to the weary, cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad, and is natures best antidote to trouble Yet a smile cannot be bought, begged or borrowed or stolen; it is something of no value to anyone unless it is given away Some people are too tired to give you a smile. Give them one of yours No one needs a smile so much as those who have none to give
If Only!
If only we had another chance perhaps a second dance Saying a little prayer hoping you will be there If only I had said let's just cuddle instead Had I only explained how it feels to say your name If only we hadn't had a fight you would still be holding me tight If I could erase your heartbreak maybe you would be here when I wake If only I could say wishing for one more day To show you the love I feel is heartbreakingly real. If only we had another chance Perhaps a second dance Saying a little prayer hoping you will be there
The Day You Called It Quits
The day you called it quits my mind was a blurr My heart drops to the pits life all awhirl I gave you so much you made me whole Without your touch my body has no soul No more looking in your eyes no more time shared All my tears I have cried Oh how I thought you cared You said you'd always be there always be near Now my heart is bare for you are no longer here We had so many plans being without you badly burns Our love now buried deep in the sand my world without you no longer turns
Hey so i haven't been on in a while but I just wanted to say hi to everyone again!!!! send me a message lets see what's going on...
I Luv Women
ever women should be treated like a princess and wit the highest respect. a women once told me, wen we ladies want u men 2 pay attention 2 us we want u guys 2 listen 2 us, not hear us.i finally realize the difference between hearing and listening.i give women credit. they spend sumtime hours putting on makeup or trying 2 look good. after its all done they want 2 look and feel appreciated.which is why we men must reward them 4 there efforts.sumtimes a beautiful women can be intimidating 2 me.i may stare or glance but ,i try 2 make sure she does not catch me looking her way. i'd rather walk up 2 her and pay her a good compliment,without staring 2 hard.
I Seem To Be An Alcoholic And Other Things
So the other day I decided I was an alcoholic. Or at least I probably would become one if given the chance. I went to pick up some take out and while I was waiting I decided to get a beer. I don't think I can describe how good that first sip tasted. It was as if days of tension just melted away. This worries me a bit. While beer is a good thing to have every now and then I'm not sure it should give that much satisfaction. However I don't think there is much chance of me becoming an alcoholic right now, I have too many other things I have to spend money on. Maybe it was just really good beer, maybe they added smack to it to keep unsuspecting customers like me coming back for more. Maybe I just really needed to relax for a minute. I have decided there are three groups of people who really bug the shit out of me. Hard selling salesmen, radical evangelical Christians and oblivious smokers. I need to qualify each of those because, of course, not everyone falls in
N-trance Stayin Alive
Kick ass remake! Im dancin!
Moonlight Shadow
If we all gave at least one hug a day.... This world would be a better place in which to live. Have you given a HUG today?
I Remember
Making out to this one back in the day LOL Stevie B!
Deadeye Dick
Mary Moooooooooooooooooooooon
Tainted Love Baby!
Don't Worry Be Happy
Osh's Blog
When you open up to the ultimate, immediately it pours into you. You are no longer an ordinary human being - you have transcended. Your insight has become the insight of the whole existence. Now you are no longer separate - you have found your roots. Otherwise, ordinarily, everybody is moving without roots, not knowing from where their heart goes on receiving energy, not knowing who goes on breathing in them, not knowing the life juice that is running inside them. It is not the body, it is not the mind - it is something transcendental to all duality, that is called bhagavat - the bhagavat in the ten directions .... Your inner being, when it opens, first experiences two directions: the height, the depth. And then slowly, slowly, as this becomes your established situation, you start looking around, spreading into all other eight directions. And once you have attained to the point where your height and your depth meet, then you can look around to the very circumference of the univ
What meditation does slowly, slowly, a good shout of the master, unexpectedly, in the situation where the disciple was asking some question, and the master jumps and shouts, or hits him, or throws him out of the door, or jumps over him.... These methods were never known. It was purely the very creative genius of Ma Tzu, and he made many people enlightened. Sometimes it looks so hilarious: he threw a man from the window, from a two-storey house, and the man had come to ask on what to meditate. And Ma Tzu not only threw him, he jumped after him, fell on him, sat on his chest, and he said, "Got it?!" And the poor fellow said, "Yes" - because if you say "No," he may beat you or do something else! It is enough - his body is fractured, and Ma Tzu, sitting on his chest, says, "Got it?!" And in fact he got it, because it was so sudden, out of the blue - he could never have conceived it. The card shows a tower being burned, destroyed, blown apart. A man and a woman are leap
Roseanne Barr On Graham Norton
Well ... A nice warm welcome from a few people already, and I barely am a newbie on here. I am honored, although I believe they may be the welcome committee. *snickers* Great to feel welcomed, though. Now to figure out how to configure this crazy place.
Real Talk 4
Some people got it twisted. There's life. And, there's existence. There's birth. And, there's death. From your very 1st breath, you can choose your choice, or rather, decide what decision to make while livin' when given love or hate. -Pain A.K.A. Ghetto Pharoah
The Bus Crash
just wanted to tell ya if u heard abou the bus crash in atlanta i almost went to that schoool(bluffton)to play baseball i woulda been on that bus it was my first choice of schools. yea i almost went there and the reason i did not go to it was bc of my Girlfriend. pretty thankful and makes u look twice at life
I lost a great friend all because I couldn't handle that she was in love and didn't want to go out and party anymore. I got onto her account on here and started alot of crap for her, and now I can't undue the pain I caused her. She let me use her phone and I sent her boyfriend messages talking shit to him and removed all her comments on his page. I don't know if you'll read this Christine but I'm so sorry I hurt u. I just want my friend back. I hate not being able to call you and tell you about a guy i hooked up with and I even miss hearing u tell me how stupid I was for doing it. I love you babe please forgive me..........
Shit Onb My Mind
aight imma speak it real, im tired of all these games. some people still stay on that high school mentality, why sit there and put up a front?? that shit just does not make any sence. just be you, if you have something to say say it, dont bit your tongue!! cheating/playas ... yo seriously why would u tell your wifey/hubby that you love them and this and that, but yet u still trickin? why lie? why be soo fake? if your not ready for a relationship, then dont get into one. why break someones heart just because you weren't ready and couldnt handle the realness. if you just want to be crushing then do you, aint no one stoppin you, but to do it on the side cuz u want to have that special someone and also tricks on the side. yo that shit is soooo nasty. what if u catch something and u pass it ova to that one person you supposeddly "love"? why have kids with someone your not going to be with? why bring them into this world and suffer? seriously think about it. i think it's soooo sa
Falling For Someone
Ok my myspace is really pissing me off today,, i've been trying to get in there to write this blog as well and it's being a pain in the fucking ass!!!!!!!!! Anyways, like the title says, im falling for someone and I have the warm happy giddy feeling inside when he calls or when i listen to his voicemails. His name is Drew and we've been talking to each other for about 2 months now. We've both been married and divroced and having been taking things slow which is nice. We haven't met yet but we plan on it soon and i can't wait. We just click and everything seems perfect i can't wait to actually spend some time with him :-)
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I Got Ajob Finally Start Tonight
Well I went today for my interview at the Pryor Creek Recreational Center-for part time daycare teacher. It went good I belive. Its only part time 15-20 hours. I met with the office manager-Kathy and the actual director Eric Hall then he introduced me ot Kasey the main teacher at the daycare part. She showed me around the daycare and the facility(which I must say it was my first time in there and it was really nice). But after I got home(thankyou Amanda for taking me) probably about an hour and half later I get a phone call from Soutside OneStop Market a smaller gas station here in Pryor. I put my application in yesterday and had talked with her than. Needless to say I start tonight go in btwn 4:30-5pm. It is full time not for sure atwhat the pay is yet, I just knew I needed a job. But I am pretty sure I will be getting overtime to start off with. She knows I go to church and will be working with that. Im thinking I will be working evenings mainly they dont have a night shift weclose
Give It Time
so i'm just learning how to work this site. give it some time and maybe i'll become quite active here.
10 Thoughts For 2007
#10 Life is a sexually transmitted disease #9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die #8 Men have 2 emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him w/out an erection, make him a sandwich #7 Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day.Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks. #6 Some people are like a slinky...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you throw them down the stairs. #5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday when they are lying in the hospital dying of nothing. #4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to critisim. #3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, but a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?? #2 In the 60's people took LSD to make the world wierd. Now the world is wierd and people take prozac to make it normal. and the #1 thought for 2007 is........ We know exactly where 1 cow w/mad cow disease
Strange Consequences
Bet Spring Bling
BET Spring Bling is looking for talent. Do you have a group, can you sing, do you have the hottest whip? For dancers and step teams: To showcase other talent: Rides & Rims: How can I get tickets for the BET Spring Bling? This is a brand new venue for BET and they have been keeping hush hush on how the public can get tickets. They are holding some tickets for the local colleges around the local Florida area. In the past, BET usually still allows the general public( 18 and over) to stand in line and get in anyway. . Again, as of today, BET has not officially sent out wording of how to obtain the FREE tickets for the 3 day concert. Just stay tuned to the newsletter for updates. I know if you have plans to go, you want your tickets in your hand. Right now, I can't do anything because they have not sent me any more information so please hold tight. The second they announce, I will send a special ne
Miami Springfest
Miami Springfest April 27-29, 2007 is the date. The Springfest has been going on for the past 3 years now and has moved from the islands to the U.S. It's an event geared for graduating college students. Radio One (which is one of the largest radio conglomerates in the country) in the which includes dozens of todays hottest artist in one area along the beach. You mentioned the concerts. Who will be there for 2007? Jim Jones G-Unit Rich Boy Crime Mob Mims Lloyd Mike Jones D4L Rick Ross Jibbs DJ UNK Boyz N Da Hood Trick Daddy Slim Thug Young Joc More Coming
Brand New Events Coming In 2007
Here are some new events coming for 2007. Get ready. I will update and feature many of the following events in just a few weekS. PLYMOUTH JAZZ FESTIVAL IN TOBAGO Place: Island Of Tobago Date: Date: April 27-29, 2007 Comments: Mary, J Blige, L.L. Cool J, Gladys Knight,Earth Wind and Fire, Al Greene, Heather Headley, Elton John, Diana Ross and other performers makes this the most diverse super festival of the year. THE BARBADOS GOSPEL FESTIVAL Place: Barbados Date: May 19 - May 27, 2007 Celebrating fifteen years of excellence. Dedicated to Barbados, the Caribbean and the international community, the Barbados Gospelfest maintains a standard of excellence second to none, and has become a vital festival fixture for the region at large. Our commitment to people has guaranteed growth and longevity, and a new opportunity to touch lives each year. Barbados Gospelfest AWESOME 2007 promises to be another world-class production, featuring top local, regional and international g
Jazz On The Beach
JAZZ ON THE BEACH Place: Ocean Mall Riviera Beach, FL Date: April 13-15, 2007 Comments: The City's Signature Event is the Annual Jazz & Blues Festival held on the municipal beach the last week-end of March each year.
Plymouth Jazz Festival In Tobago
PLYMOUTH JAZZ FESTIVAL IN TOBAGO Place: Island Of Tobago Date: Date: April 27-29, 2007 Comments: Mary, J Blige, L.L. Cool J, Gladys Knight,Earth Wind and Fire, Al Greene, Heather Headley, Elton John, Diana Ross and other performers makes this the most diverse super festival of the year.
The Texas Beach Party A.k.a Kappa Beach Party
THE TEXAS BEACH PARTY A.K.A KAPPA BEACH PARTY Place: Galveston, Texas Date: Date: April 20-22, 2007 Comments: The party brings an estimated 30,000 participants to Galveston,Texas every year. Over 4 1/2 miles of street parties, vendors, exotic cars, S.U.Vs, bikinis, concerts and more pack one of the largest black beach events in the world. Nicknamed the "Dirty South" for a reason.
15th Annual Npn Annual Royal Caribbean Multicultural Group Cruise Conference
15TH ANNUAL NPN ANNUAL ROYAL CARIBBEAN MULTICULTURAL GROUP CRUISE CONFERENCE Place: Miami - Bahamas Date: May 25 - May 28, 2007 (Memorial Day Weekend) Comments: It's about business, it's about education, it's about networking with the top leaders, it's about re-focusing your personal, family and community goals. This is the only summit where not only do you have the opportunity to mix business with pleasure, its encouraged that you do so. The cruise summit brings all the top black business and political leaders in the country take part in a retreat that is unlike any other cruise event today
Hbcu - Black Getaway Alumni Cruise
HBCU - BLACK GETAWAY ALUMNI CRUISE Place: Freeport, Bahamas Date: May 27 - 31 2007! Comments: The HBCU Network does it again! We're bringing you the 4th Annual Black College Alumni Getaway; a 5-day, 4-night nostalgic cruise celebrating all that is the Black College Experience. Featuring live hip-hop music,Spoken Word Set, featuring Def Poetry Jam poets,professional Seminars,white linen party,dominoes tournament, beach olympics, 3-on-3 Basketball Tournament, Dating Games "HBCU Idol" Talent Show
The Barbados Gospel Festival
THE BARBADOS GOSPEL FESTIVAL Place: Barbados Date: May 19 - May 27, 2007 Comments: Celebrating fifteen years of excellence. Dedicated to Barbados, the Caribbean and the international community, the Barbados Gospelfest maintains a standard of excellence second to none, and has become a vital festival fixture for the region at large. Our commitment to people has guaranteed growth and longevity, and a new opportunity to touch lives each year. Barbados Gospelfest AWESOME 2007 promises to be another world-class production, featuring top local, regional and international gospel talent.
American Black Film Festival
AMERICAN BLACK FILM FESTIVAL Place: Miami, Florida Date: June 13-June 17, 2007 Comments: A celebration and networking party showcasing who's who in the Film Industry
The St Kitts Music Festival
THE ST KITTS MUSIC FESTIVAL Place: St. Kitts Date: June 21-24, 2007 Comments: For the past decade, St. Kitts has brought nothing but power packed concerts on a island where you can lay back, let your hair down and have fun. It is well established as one of the top summer concerts in the Caribbean offering spectacular local, regional and international talent mixed with the unique Kittitian experience.
Lorenzo Birthday Bash 2007 (a Hedonism Iii Event)
LORENZO BIRTHDAY BASH 2007 (A Hedonism III Event) Place: Runaway Bay, Jamaica(Hedonism III Resort) Date: June 7 - 11, 2007 Comments: This off the hook phenomenon was indeed a blast and an out of this world experience. Party with the stars from TV, Radio NBA, NFL, Movies Stars and Musicians. Come on now did you expect any thing less? This is Hedonism III after all
Chocolate Hedonism Getaway (a Hedonism Ii Event)
CHOCOLATE HEDONISM GETAWAY (A Hedonism II Event) Place: Negril, Jamaica(Hedonism II Resort) Date: June 20 - 24, 2007 Comments: Sooner or later, it's gonna happen. The primal urge to just let go & unwind, you're not alone. Hedonism II, on world famous Negril Beach, is the PLAYGROUND for your inner SPIRIT, nourishment for the MIND, BODY and SOUL. With absolutely everything included in one upfront price, you never have to think about money. Not even tips. Just what to do next and how! "Life is what you make of it. Its almost like a box of CHOCOLATES, you never know what you are getting until you bite into it" Join the "PUNANY POETS": Jessica Holter, "Ghetto Girl Blue", Exotic Male Dancer / Poet "SLAM", "The Head Doctor" & Comedians "Cocoa Brown & Big "Kenny Rob" @ Chocolate Hedo.
When U Mess Wit Me
when u bother me, what goes around will come back around in many ways so if u continue bothering me, bad luck will happen
Hillary - Great Article
London Telegraph Whom does Hillary think she's fooling? By Jan Moir 01/31/2007 Only a few days have passed since Hillary Clinton announced she is running for president, but already it is clear that much forbearance will be required from us all in the long months ahead. This is not just because Mrs. Clinton has started wearing ominous pastels and smiling a lot, or appeared to enjoy a joke apparently about her husband's sexcapades in the White House - although these things do, of course, matter. No, what is so lowering about Hillary and her rush for power is the merciless, unapologetic, chisel-eyed way she has pursued her presidential ambitions over the past few years, and her blatant attempt to make over her naturally acrid persona into something that American voters might find palatable. Even from an ocean away it makes painful viewing, like watching someone trying to fold a balloon into a matchbox, or form a rounded human being out of leftover ectoplasm and a Martha Ste
My Blue Brain Matches My Blue "inner" Hair :/
Your Brain is Blue Of all the brain types, yours is the most mellow. You tend to be in a meditative state most of the time. You don't try to think away your troubles. Your thoughts are realistic, fresh, and honest. You truly see things as how they are. You tend to spend a lot of time thinking about your friends, your surroundings, and your life. What Color Is Your Brain?
Bob Marley Lyrics Mix Up, Mix Up Lyrics Oh Lord, oh Lord, oh Lord, yeah! Well, it's not easy, It's not easy Speak the truth, come on, speak. Eh, now! It ever cause it what it will: He who hide the wrong he did Surely did the wrong thing still. Get in the studio of - Studio of time and experience Here we experience the good and bad; What we have, and what we had - This session (session), Not just another version (version). Oh Lord, give me a session (session), Not another version (version)! They're so much stumbling blocks right in-a our way: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday; There's so much wanting, so much gaining, so much have done. Too much little mix-up, in the mix-up, yes! Too much little mix up! Too much of this mix up - mix up! I was born in the country, right on top of the hill I still remain, I know I still, I will-a, But through your' respect and through your false pride Someone wanna take Jah - Jah - Jah children for
Emilie Autumn : Liar
want to hold you to the sun I want to be your faithful one I want to show you all the beauty you don't even know you hold I'm hurting you for your own good I'd die for you, you know I would I'd give up all my wealth to buy you back the toy you never sold I want to mix our blood and put it in the ground So you can never leave I want to win your trust, your faith, your heart You'll never be decieved Liar, liar, liar, liar Liar, liar, liar, liar Liar, liar, liar, liar Liar, liar, liar, liar Liar, Liar I want you to heal you pretty sweet (I want to heal you pretty sweet ) I'll throw rose petals at your feet I'll spend eternity comparing all my poetry to yours I want to see love through your eyes (I'll throw rose petals at your feet ) You'll never have to compramise I'd give up all my fame to bite your demons and your bloody woes I want to mix our blood and put it in the ground So you can never leave I want to win your trust, your fa
Emilie Autumn : Shallot
She's locked up with a spinning wheel She can't recall what it was like to feel She says, "This room's gonna be my grave And there's no one who can save me," She sits down to her colored thread She knows lovers waking up in their beds She says, "How long can I live this way Is there someone I can pay to let me go 'Cause I'm half sick of shadows I want to see the sky Everyone else can watch as the sun goes down So why can't I And it's raining And the stars are falling from the sky And the wind And the wind I know it's cold I've been waiting For the day I will surely die And it's here And it's here for I've been told That I'll die before I'm old And the wind I know it's cold..." She looks up to the mirrored glass She sees a horse and rider pass She says, "This man's gonna be my death 'Cause he's all I ever wanted in my life And I know he doesn't know my name And that all the girls are all the same to him But still I've got to
Cheers A woman and her boyfriend are in a bar having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it the more excited she gets and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and let's her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar: a salt shaker, a shot of Baileys, a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth and finally you drink the lime juice. So the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue - salty but ok. He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is ok. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.... At one second the sharp lime taste hits, a
You Know You're From St. Louis When....
You love toasted ravioli with Budweiser beer. "Vacation" is a choice between Silver Dollar City and Lake of the Ozarks. You can find Pestalozzi Street by aroma alone. You can get anywhere in 20 minutes, except on highway 40. You can debate for 30 minutes whether Missouri Baking or Marge Amighetti makes the best Italian bread. You know what "Party Cove" is, and where the "lake" is. You still can't believe the Arena is gone. Your first question to a new person is, "Where did you go to High School?" Your non-St. Louisan friends always ask if you're aware there is no "r" in "wash." You know at least one person who's gotten hurt at Johnson Shut-ins. You know in your heart that Mizzou can beat Nebraska in football. You think the four major food groups are Beef, Pork, Budweiser and Imo's. You know there are really only three salad dressings: Imo's, Zia's and Rich and Charlie's. You'll pay for your kid to go to college unless they want to go
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Yankee Rose ( The Beginning Is So Funny)
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I Believe
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B*@$#h Quotes
“I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.” ~Maya Angelou “When a man gives his opinion he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion she's a bitch.” ~Bette Davis “Once a bitch always a bitch, what I say.” ~William Faulkner "Bitches are aggressive, assertive, domineering, overbearing, strong-minded, spiteful, hostile, direct, blunt, candid, obnoxious, thick-skinned, hard-headed, vicious, dogmatic, competent, competitive, pushy, loud-mouthed, independent, stubborn, demanding, manipulative, egoistic, driven, achieving, overwhelming, threatening, scary, ambitious, tough, brassy, masculine, boisterous and turbulent. A Bitch takes shit from no one. You may not like her, but you cannot ignore her." ~Joreen “Sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done.” ~Madonna “I'm tough, ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.” ~Madonna “These people abstain, it is tr
what am doing here lol
March Madness Is Coming! Are You Ready?
OH MY GOD!!! I'm sure most of you in the Syracuse area are completely dumbfounded after learning that our beloved Syracuse Orange failed to make the tournament. Were you like me that said that it would comeback to haunt us after Jimmy B was flapped his yap to anyone who had a mic before the Big East Tournament & again after the Notre Dame loss that they were glad they was off the bubble? Well Jim, how does if feel to be off the bubble? Completely off the bubble! I know there are a lot of us that thought that they should be in, but now I'm not so sure. Let me explain. Even though they was a 11-7 conference record, they was 3-7 vs the Top 50, 1-3 vs the Top 4 in the Big East & lost to Drexel & Wichita St at home. Maybe if Jimmy had this team focased & not blowing double digit leads against Louisville, Villanova, & Notre Dame, another win would probably have put us over the top. If your looking to bitch about being screwed, how about Drexel. "14" road wins! Wins at Creighton, at 'Nova, &
7 Kinds Of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. OOPS. Don't forget the 7t
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30 Seconds To Mars
30 SECONDS TO MARS "The Kill" What if I wanted to break Laugh it all off in your face What would you do? (Oh, oh) What if I fell to the floor Couldn't take all this anymore What would you do, do, do? Come break me down Bury me, bury me I am finished with you What if I wanted to fight Beg for the rest of my life What would you do? You say you wanted more What are you waiting for? I'm not running from you (from you) Come break me down Bury me, bury me I am finished with you Look in my eyes You're killing me, killing me All I wanted was you I tried to be someone else But nothing seemed to change I know now, this is who I really am inside. Finally found myself Fighting for a chance. I know now, this is who I really am. Ah, ah Oh, oh Ah, ah Come break me down Bury me, bury me I am finished with you, you, you. Look in my eyes You're killing me, killing me All I wanted was you Come break me down (bury me, bury me) Break me down (bury m
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Steph's Poem
This next poem was adapted from a plaque I had, it only held half off the poem with a Author unknown. I adapted and changed it, added to it and now it's, well you decided if I kept with the original thinking? I said a prayer for you today, And know God must have heard. I felt the answer in my heart, Although he spoke no word. I didn't ask for wealth of fame, I knew you wouldn't mind. Instead I asked for treasure Of a far more lasting kind. I asked that he be near you, At the start of each new day. To shower you with kindness And friends to share your way. I know the road that lay ahead, May at times seem rough and long. I know you'll make it through it though Just hold your head up strong. He'll always walk beside you, And help you through your day. You just have to believe in him, And let him lead the way
First Thoughts
FIRST REACTION Okay this is called FIRST REACTION... type what comes to your mind first whenever you hear these 40 words. Don't think and don't go back and change. Doesn't matter how random just type it! 1. Beer: 2. Anorexic: 3. Relationships: 4. Your Last Ex: 5. Power Rangers 6. Pot: 7. Clowns: 8. Color: 9. The President 10. sex: 11. Cars: 12. Gas Prices: 13. Halloween: 14. Bon Jovi: 15. Religion: 16. Myspace: 17. Worst fear: 18. Marriage: 19. Paris Hilton: 20. Brunettes: 21. Redheads: 22: Politics: 23: Pass the time: 24. One night stands: 25: Cell Phone: 27: Pixie Stix: 28: Vanilla Ice cream: 29: Port a Potties: 30: High School: 31. Pajamas: 32. Wood: 33. Wet Socks 34. Alcohol: 35. HATE: 36. Your best friends: 37. Money: 38. Heartache: 39. Love: 40. Time: Get more at
Stop All The Clocks, Cut Off The Telephone
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone, Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone, Silence the pianos and with muffled drum Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come. Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead Scribbling on the sky the message He Is Dead, Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves, Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves. He was my North, my South, my East and West, My working week and my Sunday rest, My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song; I thought that love would last for ever: I was wrong. The stars are not wanted now: put out every one; Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun; Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood. For nothing now can ever come to any good. W.H. Auden
The Dilemma Of The Occasion Is...
She says she's funny-looking She can't decide on hair nor clothes. There are too many shoes to wear. Almost every downtown corner Displays crippled, sick and dirty people Beat and tromped on. Others look For what to look at, watch to see If they are noticed Where to spend all this money. -Peter Whalen (The Zen Beat Poet)
Body Remember
Body, remember not only how much you were loved, not only the beds on which you lay, but also those desires for you that glowed plainly in the eyes, and trembled in the voice—and some chance obstacle made futile. Now that all of them belong to the past, it almost seems as if you had yielded to those desires—how they glowed, remember, in the eyes gazing at you; how they trembled in the voice, for you, remember, body.
Love Song
Nothing is plumb, level or square: the studs are bowed, the joists are shaky by nature, no piece fits any other piece without a gap or pinch, and bent nails dance all over the surfacing like maggots. By Christ I am no carpenter. I built the roof for myself, the walls for myself, the floors for myself, and got hung up in it myself. I danced with a purple thumb at this house-warming, drunk with my prime whiskey: rage. Oh, I spat rage's nails into the frame-up of my work: it held. It settled plumb, level, solid, square and true for that great moment. Then it screamed and went on through, skewing as wrong the other way. God damned it. This is hell, but I planned it, I sawed it, I nailed it, and I will live in it until it kills me. I can nail my left palm to the left-hand crosspiece but I can't do everything myself. I need a hand to nail the right, a help, a love, a you, a wife.
Uhmmm... My Dog Stinks
ugh. i had this weird ass dream. it was pretty much the freakiest thing ever. anyway. the beach was fun. i got a sunburn, but it turned into a HOT tan. lmao. xD john cracks me up. and so does cody. and plus, they're hot. but you know. haha.. we went to galveston; and they got lost because they're retarded, so they stopped and were like "cait do u no wurr u go?!?!" and i'm like "yes you muthafuckass! i know how to get to the strand." bunch of dumbasses. i had to take the lead... how sad... i have a lot of homework i should be doing, but i'm not. i'm awaiting a movie phone call to go to the movies tonight to see premonition... woot. anyway. daisy stinks. she needs to go to the groomers. blah.. you're upsetting me, son. :/ bye. ps. my ex boyfriend from freshman year: his girlfriend is pregnant. that's so weird.
Amazing Grace
Amazing Grace, God shed his light on me. I found peace in my salvation and he has set me free. It comes from God in Heaven, One day I'll meet that man. God said lean on me and I reached out my hand. Tink 2006
Do You Remember?
do you remember? a love once shared a love once true a love I promised a love that moved our hearts a love that awakened something deep in me a love where I finally knew what it felt like, to be alive do you remember? somedays, I think back to that time somedays, I sit and wonder what if and only if somedays, I wish I could feel that again somedays, I smile then I laugh somedays, I wipe a tear away are somedays like that for you, I think to myself do you remember? I never sang to anyone before I never sang like the way I did for you I never sang, becuase it felt good I never sang to express my love I never sang that song thinking of someone else I never sang with all my heart I never sang that night to make you love me I sang because, I wanted you to feel, the love you had me feeling you had me walking on air, I could have touched the sky for you I wanted to catch a flying star, takes its wings and fly to you, t
This one should only be read by those who are mature enough to understand sexual relationships. Swimming in your eyes Diving to the depths Of the essence of you Touching your lips with mine Tasting the passion On your tongue Feeling the surge Within myself Over and over and over With every kiss And every touch And every promise Of what could be Available for the asking Teasing, promising Oh, the amazing possibilities Such thoughts create Ebb and flow Over and over To the edge and back Beyond the point Ever reached before Then back Over and over For an eternity Measured in minutes Then hours Always stopping at the edge Or just beyond Where the edge Should have been Building heat And passion And such amazing Thoughts about Where the edge really is Until we finally Fall over the edge Together And foreplay Is past And all that heat And passion Of minutes And hours Explodes in Immeasurable Expl
As You Squirm
Hugging you from behind Your breasts in my hands My chest hair against your naked back, I feel the heat of your thighs against mine. Legs intertwined as you squirm against my hardness. I kiss the back of your neck and tickle your spine Goosebumps rise to my eager tongue. Nipples rise against my palms. Slowly, you turn to face me. Your eyes so full of passion and desire. We gasp together as your soul opens and I enter
De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas Welcome! To the elder ruins again The wind whispers beside the deep forest Darkness will show us the way The sky has darkened thirteen as We are collected woeful around a book Made of human flesh Heic Noenum Pax Here is no peace De Grandae Vus Antiquus Mulum Tristis Arcanas Mysteria Scriptum The books blood written pages open Invoco Crentus Domini De Daemonium We follow with our white eyes The ceremonial proceeding Rex Sacriticulus Mortifer In the circle of stone coffins We are standing with our black robes on Holding the bowl with unholy water Heic Noenum Pax Bring us the goat Psychomantum Et Precr Exito Annos Major Ferus Netandus Sacerdos Magus Mortem Animalium rest in peace.. euronymous.. die in hand of varg vikernes..
Free Duane ( Dog)
Dear Friends, I have just read and signed the online petition: "Duane " hosted on the web by, the free online petition service, at: I personally agree with what this petition says, and I think you might agree, too. If you can spare a moment, please take a look, and consider signing yourself. Best wishes, Jacquelyn Kukla
Carrots, Eggs Or Coffee??
A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up. She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved, a new one arose. Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Soon the pots came to boil. In the first she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs, and in the last she placed ground coffee beans. She let them sit and boil, without saying a word. In about twenty minutes she turned off the burners. She fished the carrots out and placed them in a bowl. She pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl. Then she ladled the coffee out and placed it in a bowl. Turning to her daughter, she asked, "Tell me what you see." "Carrots, eggs, and coffee," she replied. Her mother brought her closer and asked her to feel the carrots. She did and noted that they were soft. The mother then asked
Life Is Good
A Psalm of Life Tell me not, in mournful numbers, Life is but an empty dream! – For the soul is dead that slumbers, And things are not what they seem. Life is real! Life is earnest! And the grave is not its goal; Dust thou art, to dust returnest, Was not spoken of the soul. Not enjoyment, and not sorrow, Is our destined end or way; But to act, that each tomorrow Find us farther than today. Art is long, and Time is fleeting, And our hearts, though stout and brave, Still, like muffled drums, are beating Funeral marches to the grave. In the world’s broad field of battle, In the bivouac of Life, Be not like dumb, driven cattle! Be a hero in the strife! Trust no Future, howe’er pleasant! Let the dead Past bury its dead! Act – act in the living Present! Heart within, and God o’erhead! Lives of great men all remind us We can make our lives su
I Love You
I LOVE YOU just three simple words but are they really they bring fear to even the coldest of hearts most people say " ill love you till the end of time" but in the end they know there love will decease true love brings heartache and tears joyous times as the seasons turn true love is the most spectacular thing if you want it so badly but at times its even a bad "i love you" is so simple yet so cruel it means so many wonderous things but yet can bring so much hatred upon just one relationship so is love really this great? or does " TRUE LOVE" only lie in fairy tales?
Hello All
Hi all, I am back!!!!! Finals are done! Thank God...LOL!
I'm in a new place in orange now. Moving has been completely and utterly shitty, but now it's all over. I only shudder to think that in a few months I have to move out of my mother's apartment, and start the moving process all over again. Yikes. --Jonni
How Texas Am I????
You Are 88% Texas Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit. This ain't your first rodeo! How Texas Are You?
Dead Bodies Everywhere
No Hope=no Fear
Little Learner
He jumps, he hops, and he runs He staggers, he is young His life has now, just begun Small button eyes Long narrow ears Skinny little legs Little black hoof A tail that help keep his balance As he plays with his new older friends Already, he learns to use his head As he bumps, and bullies Then runs away Then he chases, and bumps some more Little lamb, already a beauty In this crazy world Funny, already he pulls back his ears Before he charges Learning to be sneaky One by one by one He bumps all the little ones He finds a new target Sizing her up He has already bullied the others One more left He runs, he hops, and he jumps Playing, sneakily Closer he gets He pulls back his ears Attack her form behind And he begins to charge He finds himself laid out What happened? She was smart The little kid, the little goat Wasn't born yesterday She new his plans all along Outsmarted the little lamb Before he could stop She s
Chapter 7 { The War Of The Worlds
CHAPTER SEVEN HOW I REACHED HOME For my own part, I remember nothing of my flight except the stress of blundering against trees and stumbling through the heather. All about me gathered the invisible terrors of the Martians; that pitiless sword of heat seemed whirling to and fro, flourishing overhead before it descended and smote me out of life. I came into the road between the crossroads and Horsell, and ran along this to the crossroads. At last I could go no further; I was exhausted with the violence of my emotion and of my flight, and I staggered and fell by the wayside. That was near the bridge that crosses the canal by the gasworks. I fell and lay still. I must have remained there some time. I sat up, strangely perplexed. For a moment, perhaps, I could not clearly understand how I came there. My terror had fallen from me like a garment. My hat had gone, and my collar had burst away from its fastener. A few minutes before, there had only been three rea
Chapter 10 { The War Of The Worlds
CHAPTER TEN IN THE STORM Leatherhead is about twelve miles from Maybury Hill. The scent of hay was in the air through the lush meadows beyond Pyrford, and the hedges on either side were sweet and gay with multitudes of dog-roses. The heavy firing that had broken out while we were driving down Maybury Hill ceased as abruptly as it began, leaving the evening very peace- ful and still. We got to Leatherhead without misadventure about nine o'clock, and the horse had an hour's rest while I took supper with my cousins and commended my wife to their care. My wife was curiously silent throughout the drive, and seemed oppressed with forebodings of evil. I talked to her reassuringly, pointing out that the Martians were tied to the Pit by sheer heaviness, and at the utmost could but crawl a little out of it; but she answered only in monosyllables. Had it not been for my promise to the innkeeper, she would, I think, have urged me to stay in Leatherhead that night. Would that I
Book 2 Chapter 19 { The War Of The Worlds
CHAPTER TWO WHAT WE SAW FROM THE RUINED HOUSE After eating we crept back to the scullery, and there I must have dozed again, for when presently I looked round I was alone. The thudding vibration continued with wearisome persistence. I whispered for the curate several times, and at last felt my way to the door of the kitchen. It was still day- light, and I perceived him across the room, lying against the triangular hole that looked out upon the Martians. His shoulders were hunched, so that his head was hidden from me. I could hear a number of noises almost like those in an engine shed; and the place rocked with that beating thud. Through the aperture in the wall I could see the top of a tree touched with gold and the warm blue of a tranquil evening sky. For a minute or so I remained watching the curate, and then I advanced, crouching and stepping with extreme care amid the broken crockery that littered the floor. I touched the curate's leg, and he started so v
Chapter 5 { Frankenstein
Chapter 5 It was on a dreary night of November that I beheld the accomplishment of my toils. With an anxiety that almost amounted to agony, I collected the instruments of life around me, that I might infuse a spark of being into the lifeless thing that lay at my feet. It was already one in the morning; the rain pattered dismally against the panes, and my candle was nearly burnt out, when, by the glimmer of the half-extinguished light, I saw the dull yellow eye of the creature open; it breathed hard, and a convulsive motion agitated its limbs. How can I describe my emotions at this catastrophe, or how delineate the wretch whom with such infinite pains and care I had endeavoured to form? His limbs were in proportion, and I had selected his features as beautiful. Beautiful! Great God! His yellow skin scarcely covered the work of muscles and arteries beneath; his hair was of a lustrous black, and flowing; his teeth of a pearly whiteness; but these luxuriances only formed a more hor
Chapter 7 { Dracular
CHAPTER 7 CUTTING FROM "THE DAILYGRAPH," 8 AUGUST (PASTED IN MINA MURRAY'S JOURNAL) From a correspondent. Whitby. One of the greatest and suddenest storms on record has just been experienced here, with results both strange and unique. The weather had been somewhat sultry, but not to any degree uncommon in the month of August. Saturday evening was as fine as was ever known, and the great body of holiday-makers laid out yesterday for visits to Mulgrave Woods, Robin Hood's Bay, Rig Mill, Runswick, Staithes, and the various trips in the neighborhood of Whitby. The steamers Emma and Scarborough made trips up and down the coast, and there was an unusual amount of `tripping' both to and from Whitby. The day was unusually fine till the afternoon, when some of the gossips who frequent the East Cliff churchyard, and from the commanding eminence watch the wide sweep of sea visible to the north and east, called attention to a sudden show of `mares tails' high in the sky to the
Chapter 10 { Frankenstein
Chapter 10 I spent the following day roaming through the valley. I stood beside the sources of the Arveiron, which take their rise in a glacier, that with slow pace is advancing down from the summit of the hills to barricade the valley. The abrupt sides of vast mountains were before me; the icy wall of the glacier overhung me; a few shattered pines were scattered around; and the solemn silence of this glorious presence-chamber of imperial nature was broken only by the brawling waves or the fall of some vast fragment, the thunder sound of the avalanche or the cracking, reverberated along the mountains, of the accumulated ice, which, through the silent working of immutable laws, was ever and anon rent and torn, as if it had been but a plaything in their hands. These sublime and magnificent scenes afforded me the greatest consolation that I was capable of receiving. They elevated me from all littleness of feeling, and although they did not remove my grief, they subdued and tranquilliz
Chapter 4 { Robin Hood
Now when the Sheriff found that neither law nor guile could overcome Robin Hood, he was much perplexed, and said to himself, "Fool that I am! Had I not told our King of Robin Hood, I would not have gotten myself into such a coil; but now I must either take him captive or have wrath visited upon my head from his most gracious Majesty. I have tried law, and I have tried guile, and I have failed in both; so I will try what may be done with might." Thus communing within himself, he called his constables together and told them what was in his mind. "Now take ye each four men, all armed in proof," said he, "and get ye gone to the forest, at different points, and lie in wait for this same Robin Hood. But if any constable finds too many men against him, let him sound a horn, and then let each band within hearing come with all speed and join the party that calls them. Thus, I think, shall we take this green-clad knave. Furthermore, to him that first meeteth with Robin Hood shall one hundred
Chapter 11 { Dracular
CHAPTER 11 LUCY WESTENRA'S DIARY September 12.--How good they all are to me. I quite love that dear Dr. Van Helsing. I wonder why he was so anxious about these flowers. He positively frightened me, he was so fierce. And yet he must have been right, for I feel comfort from them already. Somehow, I do not dread being alone tonight, and I can go to sleep without fear. I shall not mind any flapping outside the window. Oh, the terrible struggle that I have had against sleep so often of late, the pain of sleeplessness, or the pain of the fear of sleep, and with such unknown horrors as it has for me! How blessed are some people, whose lives have no fears, no dreads, to whom sleep is a blessing that comes nightly, and brings nothing but sweet dreams. Well, here I am tonight, hoping for sleep, and lying like Ophelia in the play, with`virgin crants and maiden strewments.' I never liked garlic before, but tonight it is delightful! There is peace in its smell. I feel sleep coming already. Good
Chapter 12 { Frankenstein
Chapter 12 "I lay on my straw, but I could not sleep. I thought of the occurrences of the day. What chiefly struck me was the gentle manners of these people, and I longed to join them, but dared not. I remembered too well the treatment I had suffered the night before from the barbarous villagers, and resolved, whatever course of conduct I might hereafter think it right to pursue, that for the present I would remain quietly in my hovel, watching and endeavouring to discover the motives which influenced their actions. "The cottagers arose the next morning before the sun. The young woman arranged the cottage and prepared the food, and the youth departed after the first meal. "This day was passed in the same routine as that which preceded it. The young man was constantly employed out of doors, and the girl in various laborious occupations within. The old man, whom I soon perceived to be blind, employed his leisure hours on his instrument or in contemplation. Nothing could excee
Chapter 14 { Frankenstein
Chapter 14 "Some time elapsed before I learned the history of my friends. It was one which could not fail to impress itself deeply on my mind, unfolding as it did a number of circumstances, each interesting and wonderful to one so utterly inexperienced as I was. "The name of the old man was De Lacey. He was descended from a good family in France, where he had lived for many years in affluence, respected by his superiors and beloved by his equals. His son was bred in the service of his country, and Agatha had ranked with ladies of the highest distinction. A few months before my arrival they had lived in a large and luxurious city called Paris, surrounded by friends and possessed of every enjoyment which virtue, refinement of intellect, or taste, accompanied by a moderate fortune, could afford. "The father of Safie had been the cause of their ruin. He was a Turkish merchant and had inhabited Paris for many years, when, for some reason which I could not learn, he became obnoxi
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Death By Caffiene
It would take 152.37 cups of Brewed Coffee to put you down. The Death By Caffeine Site. Pretty fun for those bored moments.
Post Secret
I love this site. People send in anonymous postcards about what they cant say to anyone else. It's rather interesting.
Check Out This New Search Engine
check out the new search engine Cha Cha, it works great and a guide will help you with your search.
Chapter 15 { Dracular
CHAPTER 15 DR. SEWARD'S DIARY-cont. For a while sheer anger mastered me. It was as if he had during her life struck Lucy on the face. I smote the table hard and rose up as I said to him, "Dr. Van Helsing, are you mad?" He raised his head and looked at me, and somehow the tenderness of his face calmed me at once. "Would I were!" he said. "Madness were easy to bear compared with truth like this. Oh, my friend, whey, think you, did I go so far round, why take so long to tell so simple a thing? Was it because I hate you and have hated you all my life? Was it because I wished to give you pain? Was it that I wanted, no so late, revenge for that time when you saved my life, and from a fearful death? Ah no!" "Forgive me," said I. He went on, "My friend, it was because I wished to be gentle in the breaking to you, for I know you have loved that so sweet lady. But even yet I do not expect you to believe. It is so hard to accept at once any abstract truth, that we may doubt such to
Chapter 2 { Moby Dick
CHAPTER 2 The Carpet-Bag I stuffed a shirt or two into my old carpet-bag, tucked it under my arm, and started for Cape Horn and the Pacific. Quitting the good city of old Manhatto, I duly arrived in New Bedford. It was a Saturday night in December. Much was I disappointed upon learning that the little packet for Nantucket had already sailed, and that no way of reaching that place would offer, till the following Monday. As most young candidates for the pains and penalties of whaling stop at this same New Bedford, thence to embark on their voyage, it may as well be related that I, for one, had no idea of so doing. For my mind was made up to sail in no other than a Nantucket craft, because there was a fine, boisterous something about everything connected with that famous old island, which amazingly pleased me. Besides though New Bedford has of late been gradually monopolizing the business of whaling, and though in this matter poor old Nantucket is now much behind her, yet Nant
Me,myself And I
when life gets you down look up and say lets party
Hollywood Square
If you remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days when " Hollywood Squares" game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course. Q. Do female frogs croak? A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough. Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be? A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes. Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman? A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake. Q. According to Cosmopolitain, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married? A. Rose Marie: No;
Well I am headed to the beach for the weekend,have a great weekend,cant wait to talk to my new friends sunday night.
Chapter 9 { Robin Hood
Thus they traveled along the sunny road, three stout fellows such as you could hardly match anywhere else in all merry England. Many stopped to gaze after them as they strode along, so broad were their shoulders and so sturdy their gait. Quoth Robin Hood to Little John, "Why didst thou not go straight to Ancaster, yesterday, as I told thee? Thou hadst not gotten thyself into such a coil hadst thou done as I ordered." "I feared the rain that threatened," said Little John in a sullen tone, for he was vexed at being so chaffed by Robin with what had happened to him. "The rain!" cried Robin, stopping of a sudden in the middle of the road, and looking at Little John in wonder. "Why, thou great oaf! not a drop of rain has fallen these three days, neither has any threatened, nor hath there been a sign of foul weather in earth or sky or water." "Nevertheless," growled Little John, "the holy Saint Swithin holdeth the waters of the heavens in his pewter pot, and he could have poured
Casual Definitions Of Casual Sex
Casual Definitions Of Casual Sex Far be of it for me to intrude upon our illicit activities here on CT(I am indulging too, there's no need to get uptight now, is there?), but after a few crossed wires in my (and all of our) effort to find a warm, willing someone to touch our soft parts, I find a need. Only us overeducated and neurotic Washingtonians can fuck up something simple as casual sex, and all over definitions. So, as a public service, here follows the definitions of some (some is key here) of the sexual liaisons available to the discerning urbanite: Sex With No Strings. Pretty simple, and to the point - humping. Lots of it. Usually in one session - thus, no strings. In other words, no expectations of future humping, unless a new relationship is negotiated. SWS means I will not a call you later, I will not meet your parents, and no, you can't sleep over (in my t-shirt no less). This is the traditional One Night Stand, folks, it just doesn't have to start in a bar, no
I Can Not Resist You... (xxx Story)
As I stand outside the bathroom door and watch you shower your beautiful body, my penis is getting harder than I could ever imagine. You begin to wash your body as though you know I'm there. The suds are covering your nipples and slowly sliding down your body. I take my cock out and begin to stroke it. Your left hand reaches up and caresses your erect nipple and then you begin to play with both breasts. You reach down with your right and start touching your swollen pussy lips. I can see you in the mirror and I can tell that you are enjoying yourself. The look of intense pleasure in your face shows it all. I have increased my rhythm to match yours and together we are escalating towards ecstasy. Looking through the crack in the door is not enough. I slowly push the door open and you notice that you were right. The water stops and the curtain opens; there you are standing before me, naked, wet, and horny. I take you by the hand and lay you down on the bed. I push your l
Why You're Not Getting Any (and How To Fix It)
Dear Roommate, You went out tonight and had yet another dismal failure. The best thing that can be said about this date is that at least it was mercifully short, so thankfully she didn't have to put up with you for too long. It's not that you're a bad dude. You're funny, smart, caring, and (to my male heterosexual eye) not that bad looking of a dude. The problem, roommate, is that you're just a fucking idiot when it comes to dating. I've had to watch this sad charade for over a year now, and I've had to listen to your sob stories, this constant recounting of how you can't find a nice girl to get into a relationship with. I understand; dating is hard. I'm no magician myself and don't claim to be the all-knowing expert of wooing the opposite sex. I've tried to help you, but you won't listen. Now I'm on here posting this because I just can't stand it anymore. Roommate, please pull your head out of your ass. Here are ways you constantly fuck up. Fix these, and maybe, just m
Chapter 3 { Twenty Thousand Leagues Under The Sea
CHAPTER III I FORM MY RESOLUTION Three seconds before the arrival of J. B. Hobson's letter I no more thought of pursuing the unicorn than of attempting the passage of the North Sea. Three seconds after reading the letter of the honourable Secretary of Marine, I felt that my true vocation, the sole end of my life, was to chase this disturbing monster and purge it from the world. But I had just returned from a fatiguing journey, weary and longing for repose. I aspired to nothing more than again seeing my country, my friends, my little lodging by the Jardin des Plantes, my dear and precious collections--but nothing could keep me back! I forgot all--fatigue, friends and collections--and accepted without hesitation the offer of the American Government. "Besides," thought I, "all roads lead back to Europe; and the unicorn may be amiable enough to hurry me towards the coast of France. This worthy animal may allow itself to be caught in the seas of Europe (for my particular benefit), a
Love Is
" Love is being happy for the other person they are happy being sad for the person when they are sad being together in good times and being togetherin bad times and never pretending Love is the sourse of reality Love is an understanding that is so complete that you feel as if you are a part of the other person accepting the person just the way they are and not trying to change them to be something else Love is the source of utity Love is the freedom to pursue your own desires while sharing your experinces with the other person the growth of the one individual alongside of and together with the growth of another individual Love is the sourse of success Love is the excitement of planning things together the excitement of doing things together Love is the source of the future Love is the fury of the storm the calm in the rainbow Love is the source of passion Love is giving and taking in a daily situation being patient with each other's needs
Chapter 3 { In The Days Of The Comet
Nettie I I CANNOT now remember (the story resumed) what interval separated that evening on which Parload first showed me the comet -- I think I only pretended to see it then -- and the Sunday afternoon I spent at Checkshill. Between those two there was time enough for me to give notice and leave Rawdon's, to seek for some other situations very strenuously in vain, to think and say many hard and violent things to my mother and to Parload, and to pass through some phases of very profound wretchedness. There must have been a passionate correspondence with Nettie but all the froth and fury of that has faded now out of my memory. All I have clear now is that I wrote one magnificent farewell to her, casting her off for ever, and that I got in reply a prim little note to say that even if there was to be an end to everything, that was no excuse for writing such things as I had done, and then I think I wrote again in a vein I considered satirical. To that she did not reply. That
Chapter 20 { Dracular
JONATHAN HARKER'S JOURNAL October 1, evening.--I found Thomas Snelling in his house at Bethnal Green, but unhappily he was not in a condition to remember anything. The very prospect of beer which my expected coming had opened to him had proved too much, and he had begun too early on his expected debauch. I learned, however, from his wife, who seemed a decent, poor soul, that he was only the assistant of Smollet, who of the two mates was the responsible person. So off I drove to Walworth, and found Mr. Joseph Smollet at home and in his shirtsleeves, taking a late tea out of a saucer. He is a decent, intelligent fellow, distinctly a good, reliable type of workman, and with a headpiece of his own. He remembered all about the incident of the boxes, and from a wonderful dog-eared notebook, which he produced from some mysterious receptacle about the seat of his trousers, and which had hieroglyphical entries in thick, half-obliterated pencil, he gave me the destinations of the boxes. There
Chapter 23 { Dracular
CHAPTER 23 DR. SEWARD'S DIARY October 3.--The time seemed teribly long whilst we were waiting for the coming of Godalming and Quincey Morris. The Professor tried to keep our minds active by using them all the time. I could see his beneficent purpose, by the side glances which he threw from time to time at Harker. The poor fellow is overwhelmed in a misery that is appalling to see. Last night he was a frank, happy-looking man, with strong, youthful face, full of energy, and with dark brown hair. Today he is a drawn, haggard old man, whose white hair matches well with the hollow burning eyes and grief-written lines of his face. His energy is still intact. In fact, he is like a living flame. This may yet be his salvation, for if all go well, it will tide him over the despairing period. He will then, in a kind of way, wake again to the realities o f life. Poor fellow, I thought my own trouble was bad enough, but his. . .! The Professor knows this well enough, and is doing his best
Chapter 25 { Dracular
CHAPTER 25 DR SEWARD'S DIARY October 11, Evening.--Jonathan Harker has asked me to note this, as he says he is hardly equal to the task, and he wants an exact record kept. I think that none of us were surprised when we were asked to see Mrs. Harker a little before the time of sunset. We have of late come to understand that sunrise and sunset are to her times of peculiar freedom. When her old self can be manifest without any controlling force subduing or restraining her, or inciting her to action. This mood or condition begins some half hour or more before actual sunrise or sunset, and lasts till either the sun is high, or whilst the clouds are still aglow with the rays streaming above the horizon. At first there is a sort of negative condition, as if some tie were loosened, and then the absolute freedom quickly follows. When, however, the freedom ceases the change back or relapse comes quickly, preceeded only by a spell of warning silence. Tonight, when we met, she was some
Chapter 26 { Dracular
CHAPTER 26 DR. SEWARD'S DIARY October 29.--This is written in the train from Varna to Galatz. Last night we all assembled a little before the time of sunset. Each of us had done his work as well as he could, so far as thought, and endeavor, and opportunity go, we are prepared for the whole of our journey, and for our work when we get to Galatz. When the usual time came round Mrs. Harker prepared herself for her hypnotic effort, and after a longer and more serious effort on the part of Van Helsing than has been usually necessary, she sank into the trance. Usually she speaks on a hint, but this time the Professor had to ask her questions, and to ask them pretty resolutely, before we could learn anything. At last her answer came. "I can see nothing. We are still. There are no waves lapping, but only a steady swirl of water softly running against the hawser. I can hear men's voices calling, near and far, and the roll and creak of oars in the rowlocks. A gun is fired somewhere, the
Chapter 27 { Dracular
CHAPTER 27 MINA HARKER'S JOURNAL November 1.--All day long we have travelled, and at a good speed. The horses seem to know that they are being kindly treated, for they go willingly their full stage at best speed. We have now had so many changes and find the same thing so constantly that we are encouraged to think that the journey will be an easy one. Dr. Van Helsing is laconic, he tells the farmers that he is hurrying to Bistritz, and pays them well to make the exchange of horses. We get hot soup, or coffee, or tea, and off we go. It is a lovely country. Full of beauties of all imaginable kinds, and the people are brave, and strong, and simple, and seem full of nice qualities. They are very, very superstitious. In the first house where we stopped, when the woman who served us saw the scar on my forehead, she crossed herself and put out two fingers towards me, to keep off the evil eye. I believe they went to the trouble of putting an extra amount of garlic into our food, and I can
Chapter 10 { Robin Hood
When the four yeomen had traveled for a long time toward Sherwood again, high noontide being past, they began to wax hungry. Quoth Robin Hood, "I would that I had somewhat to eat. Methinks a good loaf of white bread, with a piece of snow-white cheese, washed down with a draught of humming ale, were a feast for a king." "Since thou speakest of it," said Will Scarlet, "methinks it would not be amiss myself. There is that within me crieth out, `Victuals, good friend, victuals!' " "I know a house near by," said Arthur a Bland, "and, had I but the money, I would bring ye that ye speak of; to wit, a sweet loaf of bread, a fair cheese, and a skin of brown ale." "For the matter of that, thou knowest I have money by me, good master," quoth Little John. "Why, so thou hast, Little John," said Robin. "How much money will it take, good Arthur, to buy us meat and drink?" "I think that six broad pennies will buy food enow for a dozen men," said the Tanner. "Then give him six pennies
I Hate Today...........
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Now This Is Funny
Deadly Sin
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Chapter 4 { Twenty Thousand Leagues Under The Sea
CHAPTER IV NED LAND Captain Farragut was a good seaman, worthy of the frigate he commanded. His vessel and he were one. He was the soul of it. On the question of the monster there was no doubt in his mind, and he would not allow the existence of the animal to be disputed on board. He believed in it, as certain good women believe in the leviathan--by faith, not by reason. The monster did exist, and he had sworn to rid the seas of it. Either Captain Farragut would kill the narwhal, or the narwhal would kill the captain. There was no third course. The officers on board shared the opinion of their chief. They were ever chatting, discussing, and calculating the various chances of a meeting, watching narrowly the vast surface of the ocean. More than one took up his quarters voluntarily in the cross-trees, who would have cursed such a berth under any other circumstances. As long as the sun described its daily course, the rigging was crowded with sailors, whose feet were burnt to such an
Chapter 6 { The Canterville Ghost
About ten minutes later, the bell rang for tea, and, as Virginia did not come down, Mrs. Otis sent up one of the footmen to tell her. After a little time he returned and said that he could not find Miss Virginia anywhere. As she was in the habit of going out to the garden every evening to get flowers for the dinner-table, Mrs. Otis was not at all alarmed at first, but when six o'clock struck, and Virginia did not appear, she became really agitated, and sent the boys out to look for her, while she herself and Mr. Otis searched every room in the house. At half-past six the boys came back and said that they could find no trace of their sister anywhere. They were all now in the greatest state of excitement, and did not know what to do, when Mr. Otis suddenly remembered that, some few days before, he had given a band of gipsies permission to camp in the park. He accordingly at once set off for Blackfell Hollow, where he knew they were, accompanied by his eldest son and two of
Tuesday Links: New Boss Announced, Traveling Virus Tickets, Boobie Day Tomorrow, Today's Boner, New Hotness, New Videos
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) It's Tuesday, and The Opie and Anthony Show has a new boss! Remember Anthony's old 'Southern Guy' impression? He's back: Dan Mason Named President and CEO of CBS Radio. The Paltalk webcams are up and running, and the boobies are flying with some of the female O&A fans (BabyGirl, we're looking in your direction). Remember, if you want to see any of the show as it happens LIVE...or Babygirl's tits... turn on your Paltalk. Just install the Paltalk and go to 'Opie and Anthony Live' (and no, you don't need a webcam to check out the video feeds). Yo... Today's Boner is brought to you by Double Dipped Chocolate Honies 3! The Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus is coming to The Joint at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas on April 14th. Tickets are going FAST! GET TICKET LINKS AND LINEUP INFORMATION HERE Tomorrow is Wednesday...Whip 'em Out Wednesday... and more importantly, it's Boobie Day! Ladies, click here i
A Little Girl
There was a small girl whose parents drank and did drugs.The father woud beat on the wife at night while the little girl sadly sat behind the couch.The parents had never taken the girl to Church and she knew nothing of or about God.For years the little gir watched her parents scream,yell,and beat upon one another.Until one day when her father took a gun and killed his wife,and then himself.The whole time while the girl was behind the couch.Soon after,a wonderful family adopted the little girl and took her to Sunday School.The little girl walked in and saw a picture of Jesus on the cross pasted on the wall.She looked up at the teacher with wondering eyes and said,"I don't know who that man is up on that cross,but I know he must have got off."Because as I watched my Dad kill my Mom and Himself that man was sitting with me behind the couch." You see, even when we don't expect it, Jesus is there.Hes always guiding us and watching over us.So even when you feel all alone,your not,Jesus i
Chapter 13 { The Invisibel Man
XIII. MR. MARVEL DISCUSSES HIS RESIGNATION When the dusk was gathering and Iping was just beginning to peep timorously forth again upon the shattered wreckage of its Bank Holiday, a short, thickset man in a shabby silk hat was marching painfully through the twilight behind the beechwoods on the road to Bramblehurst. He carried three books bound together by some sort of ornamental elastic ligature, and a bundle wrapped in a blue table-cloth. His rubicund face expressed consternation and fatigue; he appeared to be in a spasmodic sort of hurry. He was accompanied by a Voice other than his own, and ever and again he winced under the touch of unseen hands. "If you give me the slip again," said the Voice, "if you attempt to give me the slip again -- " "Lord!" said Mr. Marvel. "That shoulder's a mass of bruises as it is." " -- on my honour," said the Voice, "I will kill you." "I didn't try to give you the slip," said Marvel, in a voice that was not far remote from tears. "I s
No Need To Be Sad..."pressures Erased"
pressures erased Do you know what’s important about finding a place, somewhere in time where your mind can unlace. Where the beauty of visiting slows down the pace, and the senses are exposed to a sharp ‘about-face’. The point is well taken and called introspect, a world all in harmony that is picture perfect. A place drawn from visions like those seen as a kid, images that are breathtaking ~ appear enchanted. Nature & Beauty that are right on the track, bring on the feeling ~ take up the slack. Slow down the real world from inside the mind, and reflect in the pleasure of eternal time. It takes just one visit to want to come back, to a place where there’s safety and not an attack. Enjoying the moment and the feeling within, your life becomes peaceful and all genuine. Worry and mind games and thinking too much, results in much clutter ~ then used as a crutch. Learn how to wind down and calm down instead, ...develop the eyes in back of your h
Going On With Life
Well its been 2 months sence he left me lost and alone but i'm getting on with life because i think thats what hed want me to do. He was the best man in my life but for a very short time, but what we had together nobody can take away all i can do is go on and try and build something else out of my life. I still and always will love him because he came into my life and gave me what i always wanted ...and that was a true love. I miss him everyday and always think about him all the time....but life still has to go on.....RIGHT??? Well gotta go..more to come.
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My Song
u think u see whats behind my eyes a broken heart so little size i talk to you bout things so deep but then find out tht you cant keep whats in my hearts a secret i tell you and hope u keep it lookin bak i see our past and hope to see what happens last wonderin y were not together best friends for ever bois they come n go but lookin back we never know who were with and what we did but knowin our secrets we tell our kids keep ur secrets hold em close tell someone u think u no but you dont so now u know about our past hope to see what happends last but u cant
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Your Attitude is Better than 15% of the Population You have a negative attitude. You tend to see the dark side of every situation. Free ice cream? No thanks, it will just make you fat! How's Your Attitude?
Ah, Bridgeport!
Head-on collision on Interstate 95 A Bridgeport man driving the wrong way on Interstate 95 near exit 30 in Stratford Saturday evening struck another car head-on in the left lane. Jiovany Guzman, 36, of Linen Avenue, was charged with driving under the influence and other violations, when he hit a car driven by Jaime Scerba, 28, of Suffern, N.Y. The accident was reported at 10:58 p.m. Scerba and a passenger were treated and released from Bridgeport Hospital.
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No One Knows
She goes about her day to day and does her duties to perfection, She cries alone and works her way through fears and self rejection. No one knows this angel is carrying around such grief, If they only saw a glimpse of things they'd sigh in disbelief. She seems to be so perfect not one single flaw, Everyone looks at her with envy If they only knew it all. Her heart aches with loneliness and her tears disguised with pride, Why does she care what they think its becoming too much for her to hide. She sits at home and pours her heart out to a man that doesn't really care, He never hears a word she says he looks right through her as if she’s not really there. She is running out of friends to confide in and family's gone astray, Alone and broken hearted, she slits her wrists and slowly fades away.
Childhood Battlefield
**Childhood Battlefield** I will never forget the night of clinching pain portray The night my childhood was taken away Where all my life was killed in a blast Where his hands of steel stole my past Where smiles lived, a child's world He took them...Took them...Only tears down cheeks swirled Only pain through body...soul...mind... The gleam of blood against my skin shined The wripping force of dress torn Screaming... SCREAMING! Loss of my Unicorn The gentle bliss of innocence so true Was taken by the force of You... YOU!! YOU!!! Can't you see the pain, feel my tears The heartache in me, the wrenching fears Unknowing, confused dismay A life untold, My childhood taken AWAY... Away like a knife to the soul A dagger to heart, shedding part of me from whole Leaving me a flower wilted, in terrified tears Alone ALONE... All through my years Not to know the joy of innnocence revealed
I Am Free!!!!
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April Fools Day
Back before we started using the Gregorian calander (the one we use now), the New Year used to be the first of April. When they changed the calander from April 1st to January 1st, the people who still considered April 1st the new year were considered fools. That is how April 1st became known as April Fools Day. I hope everyone has a safe and HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!
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Eh, Not Really Anything Important
Alright everybody....... How can I describe this? It's the end of the weekend and a lot of stuff happened. Well, not a lot worth discussing, but I'm gonna waste your time and mine anyway. Let's start with Friday. I got to go out and dance. I got to party. I got to share whipped cream with a hot chick. Saturday I was good ALL day. It sucked. I had to babysit the little one, so while everyone else was partying mad hearty, I drank water and watched tv. But once that was over, I came out to meet the crew. Since I was already sober, I became the DD. Holy moly I've never been a DD before. And I will never do it again. Rudy was in rare form, so now I know what I look like all the time to the rest of the world. Sorry. After the DDing though, then I got to do my own drinking. I caught up rather quickly. Yay me!!! The party ended somewhere around 7-7:30am after doing stuntmen shots and snorting rum off of Ryan and Kevin's counter. But it didn't end with me crashing on the
This Weekend At A Glance
As previously stated, I had to go to PA for the funeral of my late grandfather. I got into town early on Saturday morning after driving all night, but I couldn't fall asleep. Then at noon, the family all gathered together for the next few hours to have the service and share stories about him. I went back to my mom's house a little after 8pm. Still couldn't sleep to even take a nap or anything, so I called my friend Liz and she came to pick me up. She brings her boyfriend Dave with her, and we come to find out that we'd played lacrosse against eachother in highschool. Small world. Because of this, I order him a stuntman. And we continued to drink and do shots for a while. While we are standing in this bar, some girl walks by and gives me the death stare like I just pissed in her mother's napkin drawer or something. Dave mentions that he saw it too. We're a little confused about this, but she looked kinda familiar. About 15 minutes later I get a poke in the back from that
April 1st Horoscope.....
Leo Daily Horoscope by Rick Levine Apr 1, 2007 Leo (July 23 - August 22) There is a price you must pay for intimacy and you don't want to cough up the entrance fee. But you may be in for a surprise, for the cost isn't what you think. You don't have to give up anything and you certainly don't have to let someone else control your feelings. All you need to do is to share what's in your heart. If you let others know your concerns, they may be willing to work with you in a constructive manner. Hmmmmm.....
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You Might Be American If...
Since this seems to have pissed off obnoxious political correct types, I shall begin with the following disclaimer: This entire list is intended to be a series of truisms expressed in a tongue-in-cheek manner and obviously plays on stereotypes and mocks bad and hypocritical policies and situations that many Americans disagree with and fight stridently against/. The only statements I've made in my post that contain value judgments are the ones that are obviously directed at conservatives, at authoritarians, at big business, or at the political class. The ones that could sensibly encompass progressive-minded Americans are things that are obviously not their fault. (i.e. "Unions" controlled by the Democratic Party.)...The comment about post-secondary education is directed at George W. Bush (a semi-literate git who attended two Ivy League schools), at schools like Liberty, Bob Jones, and Pensacola CC, and at the fact that people like Jerry Falwell, Bob Jones, and James Dobson are
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The Questions Revisited
(Originally Posted on April 20, 2006)(I've deleted questions whose answers didn't change since 4/7.)1.) What are your impressions of The Satanic Bible?It does seem to make a lot of sense.  However, the part where the name of Satan is called does bother me a bit.  While I don't believe in God, I find that I have been subconsciously brainwashed by society to believe in Satan.  That is something that, now that I know about it, I have to work on to correct.2.) What do you expect to accomplish through Satanism?I think it'll make me happier, since I won't worry so much about what other people think I should do.3.) If you were granted three wishes, what would they be?a) To live healthily for as long as I wanted to do so.b) To have the ability to instantly hypnotize anybody in person or through any device whether we speak the same language or not.c) To have a host of nanobots in my body that will increase my strength, intelligence, etc as well as incorporate all sorts of extrasensory powers an

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