Fubar Blog Posts 3

Hurting And Pissed
Ok, so I get home from work last night, make a pizza, and me and hubby watch tv for a while. He goes to bed cause he's tired, leaving me to entertain myself, in whatever way I want to, I guess. So, I decided to masturbate. Do I take into account that I've only ever gotten off from masturbating by phone sex? Of course not. So I tried to get myself off, off and on, for three hours. Got close, but didn't make it...Went to bed, and when I woke up today, what happened? My pussy feels like one big ass bruise, and I'm pissed. :(

True Soulmates
Soulmates I have read alot of Books on Soulmates, But what this lady wrote to me explains more on soulmates then any other book i have ever read. Here's the Link to her article http://theunexplainedworld.com/asoulmate.htm Soul Mates - Our Magic Mirror by Anita Asman The subject of soul mates is an intriguing one for most of us. We are curious to know how we can meet our soul mate, if maybe we have already met our soul mate without even realizing it, or why the relationship with a soul mate, especially if it is of a romantic nature, can be difficult many times. Mostly, When we think of soulmates, we refer to the romantic level, believing our soul mate must be the person with who we can make a better and richer life happen. While ultimately this is true, there are almost always some stepping stones on our way, lessons we have to learn, and exactly here our soul mate steps in. Before going into detail regarding the soul mate as a life partner, it i

When I'm Gone
There's another world inside of me That you may never see There're secrets in this life That I can't hide Somewhere in this darkness There's a light that I can't find Maybe it's too far away... Or maybe I'm just blind... Or maybe I'm just blind... [Chorus] So hold me when I'm here Right me when I'm wrong Hold me when I'm scared And love me when I'm gone Everything I am And everything in me Wants to be the one You wanted me to be I'll never let you down Even if I could I'd give up everything If only for your good So hold me when I'm here Right me when I'm wrong You can hold me when I'm scared You won't always be there So love me when I'm gone Love me when I'm gone... When your education X-Ray Cannot see under my skin I won't tell you a damn thing That I could not tell my friends Roaming through this darkness I'm alive but I'm alone Part of me is fighting this But part of me is gone [Chorus] Or maybe I'm just blind... [Chorus] Love m

Well I Did It
Well I did it, this just goes to prove that I am a big idiot. I told the person that I dream of everynight that I was in love with her and it really didn't go over so well. I think I did it for two reasons. One if I didn't tell her now then she would never know how I felt about here, and the second is I wanted her to know how I felt about her in case something was to happen to me over here. I think the reason that it didn't go over so well is because of the fact that I am in Iraq right now it could be hard to digest that kind of information. To go along with that I really hope that she isn't ignoring me or avoiding my phone calls cause that would hurt me even more to know she wanted to pretent that I never told her that than just knowing that she didn't love me. But I guess everything will work itself out in the end or atleast that is what I am told.

Poem-"the Phone Call" Aka "hello There"
Hello there. Wherev'e you been? I miss you a lot. Won't you come back? Hello there. It's been a while. Some things have changed. I'm not the same. Hello there. You're looking great. Life's been good to you? I'm doing fine. Hello there. How's the wife? Did you get that new job? Are you moving away? Hello there. I heard the news. He was a good man. I'll be there soon. Hello there. Just wanted to talk. I'm going away now. I can't come back. Good bye.

Survey
The Best Myspace Survey* . . About You . . *Eye Color::brown Hair Color::brown Height::5'6 Favorite Color::purple and black Screen Name::karma Favorite Band::metellica Favorite Movie::dawn of the dead Favorite Show::r u smarter than a 5th grader Your Car::taurus Your Hometown::coffeyville Your Present Town::coffeyville Your Crushes First Name::james Your Grade::a lol Your Style::super psycho krazy bitch * . . Have You Ever . . *Sat on your rooftop?:ive done a lot of things on the rooftop Kissed someone in the rain?:every chance i get Danced in a public place?:if thats what ya call it Smiled for no reason?:every day Laughed so hard you cried?:yes Peed your pants after age 8?:couldnt quit laffn Written a song?:at age 15 lol Sang to someone for no reason?:every few hours Performed on a stage?:ya im not that kinda chic Talked to someone you don't know?:ya Gone out of your way to befriend someone?:ya Made out in a theatre?:never Gone roller skating since 8th grade?:yes

Time
They say time is precious, That time is of the essence, But what is this illusion? What is time? It goes by, they say, But I don't see anything. They even say,How time flies, Does it have wings? Never have I seen it, Never have I understood it's physical being. But I do know some things, I know the time that I'm away from you. Time is precious. It is of the essence. But no time is worth my time, Unless that time is spent with you. How time weighs heavily on my heart. Oh, how time does eat away at me. Time is not physical, but rather spiritual, For no time is more spiritual then when you're with me.

Dreams Of You !
ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS, BUT RIGHT NOW ALL I CAN GIVE YOUR ARE MY DREAMS. Dreams of one day, holding you tight. Dreams of loving you every night. Dreams of making your days seem so bright. Dreams of giving you my heart with all my might. In my dreams you give me unconditional love. Love so sweet and pure as a white dove. You are my angel GOD has sent me from above. All I want is to give you all my love . RIGHT NOW I CAN NOT BE WITH YOU, SO ALL I HAVE ARE MY DREAMS. Dreams of hearing your joyous laughter. Dreams of seeing your beautiful face. Dreams of tasteing your wonderful kisses. Dreams of touching your bedroom eyes. Dreams of smelling the essense of magnolia in your hair. My dreams of you is what keeps me alive and sane. Trying to live with this strife and all of my pain. Dont worry my dear for this too will come to and end. Then will be the day when I come to back to you again.

Blonde Waitress
BLONDE WAITRESS A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards." The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is .. an auto parts store?" "No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon." "Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. The trucker looked at the bowl of beans and thought to himself -- oh no, another idiot blonde -- so he asked, "What in the world are these beans for, Blondie?" She smugly replied, "Oh, I just thought while you were waiting for your flat tires, headlights and run

Nothing Compares To You
Cant explain the feelings inside, and I just cant seem to hide. The way you make me feel, because my heart is what you steal. Your laugh just makes me want you more, your smile has me down on the floor. Your eyes just light up the room, all I want is to be your groom. Nothing compares to, the way you make me feel. Nothing compares to, the brightness in your eyes. Nothing compares to, the love you give. Nothing compares to, the sweetness of your touch. Nothing compares to, anything that you do at all. Nothing compares to YOU!!

Lookit Me, I'm A Working-class Libertarian Old Geezer
The Everything Test There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all. Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions for a personality test.We're turning that upside down - all the questions affect all the results, and we've got some innovative results too! Enjoy :-) Personality You are more logical than emotional, more concerned about self than concerned about others, more atheist than religious, more dependent than loner, more lazy than workaholic, more traditional than rebel, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more cynical than idealist, more leader than follower, and more introverted than extroverted.As for specific personality traits, you are intellectual (93%), innovative (86%), greedy (69%), artistic (62%).

Who Is Working....
Who's working anyway? The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 55 million to do the work. Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 15 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden. Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work. Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work! For state and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are, Sitting on your ass, At your computer, reading jokes. Nice. Real nice.

Hold On To Your Nuts
NEVER LEAVE YOUR NUTS ALONE A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived. Everything went quite well. As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts", and the patients complied by standing up. After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts", and they all sat back down in their seats. After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts". They all broke out into applause and cheered. When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts" and they all started booing and cat calling. Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he re turned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world happened?" The assistant replied, "Well everythin

Dictionary Of Womens Personal Ads
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Men And Womens English
1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

Talk With Myself
I had a talk with myself today, Just to see what I had to say. I said I'm tired, I said I'm weak, I said it loud although I could hardly speak. My thoughts came out in a silent hush, Throughout my mind my words did rush. Along with the most silent cry, That tries to hide the urge to die. I spoke of a silence no longer there, And how it seems like no one cares. A lingering thought filled my head, Of the tomorrow I did dread. And how I spoke of a last hope, As if I had no way to cope. A lost tomorrow in all my dreams, I said it loud enough although it seems... I had a talk with myself today, But no one heard what I had to say.

A Fairytale
A Fairytale Dreamland awaits you, Close your eyes, Imagine you and I, Close as breath, Skin upon skin, Lips touching, For you taste of Raspberries, sweetly irresistible, The fragrance of you, Takes my breath away, I am burning inside, A torch of fire, Burning fuel of passion, For you are my desire, My heart beats with every breath, You are my destiny, Your eyes evade me, deep, dark, mysterious, I am your slave, Your love has captured me, Grab my body, Pull me close, Show me your love, In ways I could only dream. Wake me I must be dreaming, This is a fairytale.

Things To See In Canada
The CN tower is a communications and tourist tower standing 553.33 meters (1,815 ft 5 in) tall. Since its completion in 1976, it has been the worlds tallest free-standing structure. It is considered the signature icon of the city of Ontario attracting more than two million international visitors annually. I think this picture dramatically shows the size and symmetry of this architectural beauty. CN originally referred to "Canadian National", the railway company that built the tower. Following the railway's decision to divest non-core freight railway assets, prior to the company's privatization in 1995, the CN Tower was transferred to the Canada Lands Company (CLC), a federal Crown corporation responsible for real estate development. Since local residents wished to retain the name CN Tower, the abbreviation is now said to expand to Canada's National Tower, rather than the original Canadian National Tower; however, neither of these are commonly used. Anyway, that's a little back

For June 30,2007
As much as you would like to, you can't entirely dismiss this turn of events as random or coincidental. You know that you had a part to play in everything that went on. Now it's time to see what you can do next.

Finally 21!!!
Ok, so I'm new to this site, and haven't had time to thank everyone who has commented or rated my pics or profile.. If I haven't said it already to you, THANKS!!! I really appreciate it. I'm having a blast on here chatting with everyone and rating people. Now the otehr reason for this blog... next Friday, the 6th is my 21st birthday!! Yay! So... who's buyin the drinks?? Don't be shy, and for every drink ya buy me on here, I'll return the favor!!! Again, thanks for everything y'all!

Misunderstood Wondering
You said that I hate you. you said that I never loved you. you said that I never cared. But I don't hate, and I do love, and I do care. You turned your back and walked away. You saw the tears in eyes. You turned you back on me, on our friendship. I am left standing here, wondering what I did. What made you cry? What made you hurt? What did I do that made you think, that I hated you and, didnt love you and, didnt care? I am standing here, with one single tear wondering...

Have I Ever Told..
Have I ever told you how much you mean to me? And how it feels like heaven whenever you're with me. I just love the way you hold me in your warm embrace. And when I'm down, how you gently wipe the tears from my face. The way you kiss, how your lips softly and sweetly meet mine. The way you innocently look into my eyes, with love and passion and never cold like ice. So, you're asking, "How much do I mean to you?" Words can't explain how I feel, but honey, I love you!

My Love For You...
My Love For You What I’m feeling frightens me Yet somehow sets me free I feel as if all time stands still When you are here with me I can’t think of another That I’d rather have as mine Believe me when I tell you, Jen, We have become two hearts entwined Each time I pause and think of you Your gift of love is all I see I’m swept away by the wonder of it For it’s your love that has set me free. I can see nothing about you That I’d ever want to change You’ve proven yourself true to me Through the sunshine and the rain You’ve seen me at my best and worst Through all my highs and lows You know just when I need you here And always our love seems to grow All you’ve ever asked of me is That I love you deep and true And through all that life will ever bring Jennifer, wife, know that I love you Wife, you are the beating of my heart And the very air I breathe You are in my every dream each night You are the very best part of me

Without Question
Without Question! our eyes meet magnetic poetic your lips touch mine erotic electric arms encircle me euphoric idyllic together we synchronic rhythmic and should you ever wonder - do I love you? …a query you should never have to voice those words so seldom remaining within me can be answered by tenderness of touch by sweetly overwhelming emotion by thoughts tender yet vividly mirrored in cool blue irises that move gently across the lovely sight of you, my wonderful wife painting images on the eyes of my mind deeply engrained within my loving memory etching every aspect of you indelibly into my mind while my aching soul lovingly speaks out to yours saying all of the words of my deep love for you that ever needed to be said; to be heard by you. I love you, my friend, my lover, my wife, my life… To Jennifer Marie Witzke, with all my love; George

Mr Common Senses
Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 -year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked

Im In The 93%
>There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm. He was >given a slingshot to play with out in the woods. He practiced in the >woods; but he could never hit the target. Getting a little discouraged, >he headed back for dinner. As he was walking back he saw Grandma's pet >duck. Just out of impulse, he let the slingshot fly, hit the duck square >in the head and killed it. He was shocked and grieved! In a panic, he hid >the dead duck in the wood pile; only to see his sister watching! Sally >had seen it all, but she said nothing. > >After lunch the next day Grandma said, "Sally, let's wash the dishes". >But Sally said, "Grandma, Johnny told me he wanted to help in the >kitchen." Then she whispered to him, "Remember the duck?" So Johnny did >the dishes. >Later that day, Grandpa asked if the children wanted to go fishing and >Grandma said, "I'm sorry but I need Sally to help make supper." Sally >just smiled and said, "Well that's all right because J

Stop This Sin
Darkness is falling all around There is no place to hide Blackness enfolds me Closing in around me I kick and scream But I know it's no use I did this myself Now I can't escape Crying, screaming, lost hopeless Why didn't I read the warning signs? I knew what I was doing At least I thought I did Not knowing what to do Not knowing where to go Nothing I can hold on to How can I stop this?

Death Is Near.
Angel of death, come to me here. For sweet death I can feel is near. Destroy my spirit, burn my soul. Advenge my death, turn my body to coal. And as the children laugh, and as the children play. Let them know no fear. For the icy fingers of death, I can feel are near.

July 1st...capricorn
Now that you've seen this unhealthy pattern in your life, it's up to you to seek a different path. Lay out your game plan. Try it on for size, then see what changes you need to make. Soon you'll have this taken care of

Done What I Said He Would
She is so depressed now only told me parts on the phone can only imagine the rest. She begged me not to post on her so i will respect her wishes to a point !! Say these last two words empty promises !!!

I Felt Bad.....but.....
Last night,the chef chose me to work a party in the hotel art gallery.One of my co-workers got a little pissed because she wanted to work the party.I think she feels that she should be chosen for such things because she is in a culinary program.Now,I felt bad even though I had no control over the situation.What the executive chef says,goes.At the same time,I know for a fact that she frequently does things that frustrates him.Following directions and questionable judgement are what happens frequently.The other little things just add insult to injury so to speak. She also thinks that there is a little sexism involved but that is a bit of a stretch.There is a female chef,not a cook,but a chef and she holds her own without kissing anybody's ass..In my mind,it is all about aptitude in a place with high expectations.The chefs only want to give instructions only two time at the most.They do not have too much time to walk anyone through anything, so following directions is important.

Sex And Calories
Sex is like math..You add the bed...subtract the clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you don't multiply..!! Having nice sex burns 358 calories,while having rough sex [ make it hurt ],burns 543 calories. *Taking off clothes....with consent....12 calories. without consent....187 calories. *Taking off her bra or his underwear....With 2 hands..8 calories..With 1 hand..12 calories..With mouth..85 calories. *Put on protection....Hard...6 calories...Soft...315 calories. *Foreplay....Looking for target..8 calories..Finding G spot..92 calories..I don't F***ing care...0 calories. *Entry....Holding him/her..12 calories..On the floor..8 calories. *Different Positions....Missionary..358 calories..Doggy..316 calories..69 Lying..286 calories..69 standing..512 calories..Italian Hanger..912 calories. *Orgasm....Real..112 calories..Faking..315 calories. *After "O"....Lying in bed..18 calories..Hop off bed..36 calories..Wondering why he/she left pissed..8

Cam Girl Profile: Kyra
Once more, we have found ourselves trolling through the pages of FOUNDRY CAMS, searching for another subject to interrogate... err, interview. This week, we have chosen the blonde haired, Barbie doll-lookalike, Kyra, who you may have seen rocking out in this clip. She got some questions, and we got some answers. Here's how it went down... DEMONCOW: What gives you goosebumps? Kyra: Being kissed on the back of my neck and shoulders DEMONCOW: Name a hidden talent not many people know about Kyra: I can lick my elbow. (that means she's got really flexible arms or one REALLY long tongue. We're praying it's the tongue!) Kyra models a bikini like no woman has ever modeled a bikini before. We think...CLICK THE PIC, fool! DEMONCOW: If your boyfriend cheated on you, how would you get back at him? Kyra: nothing, if he cheats he isn't worth any of my time or energy. DEMONCOW: Great dessert or great sex? Kyra:why can't I have both at the same time? (We're starting to see a

I Wish You All Well...
Even those who could care less. I have been sick for sometime and my blood pressure is a very high and risky..166/120! I am on meds and my Dr is trying very hard to calm me down. So far it is not working. So, if you don't hear from me or I rate and run please understand....J.

Subject: Health Care
Following is a true health care scenario which defies explanation. Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week. The SECOND sees a family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which is not reviewed for another week and finally has surgery scheduled for a month from then. Why the different treatment for the two patients? The FIRST is a Golden Retriever. The SECOND is a Senior Citizen. Next time take me to a vet.

Ratings
I have been cruising homepages, and reading profiles alot recently and I noticed alot of people talking about "downrating." Now I can only assume that this means rating them a 1. Personally I could care less what I am rated, but I can see how some people might. I rate profiles and pics as I see it. I am sorry if I didnt rate you as high as you think you should have been, but I guess I just dont think like you do. Have a great day and take care.

How Many Times
How many times have I thought, what if I'd done this or that or cried wondering, what went wrong or prayed, that I'd get another chance with you only to be given that chance and not sure as to what to do. What if we met earlier, what would my life, Our life be like, a question to ponder. Now I have another chance to see what may happen, my heart is screaming for you yet I'm scared to start anew. I know I love you I know we'd be GREAT together, but here I sit thinking, crying, wondering and praying...Is my heart, my soul, my all good enough this time. Or will you just use and abuse the trust the love I have inside or will you grasp me with all your might and think, cry, wonder and pray will she love me the same. Phyne C. Princess Copyright ©2007 Phyne C. Princess

One More Try
Why did you leave me all alone, did i not let my feelings shown. I tried my best to make you happy, yeah , I know I am not your daddy. Cant help myself and the way i feel, it just comes out in a spiel. Need you now to be by my side, these are the feelings I always hide. I am on my knees , you want me to beg, or am I just pulling my own leg. Do you really want me back, no, I haven`t` been smoking crack. I just want you to give me another try, before you start to see another guy. Please don't leave, you will make me cry, can you give me one more try. I wrote you a song I want to sing, don't know the joy that you bring. Can`t get you out of my head, even though you have left my bed. Feeling this way I am dead inside, maybe I should go for a ride. I would just try and find you, sorry about every thing i did not do. Okay i guess goodbye is in order, I will just get lost in a corner. Didn`t really mean to make you mad. now I am so sorry and very sad. Goodbye my princess, I will let you go, e

Yipie!!
Well it was a good day so far today. Got up on time, went to the gym and got a great workout.. now I have to go and ruin this nice day and head to work. Today should be an intresting day at the very least. Have to make some serious decisions about some of my employees and also see how things are going to shake out for me at work this coming month. I am however looking forward to the 4th, will be headed out to a BBQ at a friends house. They have a pool and its expcected to be in the mid 80's on the 4th so It sould be a good day. I am sitting here starving so I need to go get something to eat!! have a great day!

Anstürme Tom Sawyer Lyriken
Ein ModerntagKrieger Mittelmittelfortschr1tt, Heutiges Tom Sawyer Mittelmittelstolz. Obwohl sein Verstand nicht für Miete ist Setzen Sie ihn nicht unten, wie arrogant Seine Reserve, eine ruhige Verteidigung Reiten aus den Fällen des Tages Der Fluß Was Sie über seine Firma sagen Ist, was Sie über Gesellschaft sagen Verfangen Sie sich den Nebel, verfangen Sie sich den Mythus Verfangen Sie sich das Geheimnis, verfangen Sie sich den Antrieb Die Welt ist, die Welt ist Liebe und das Leben sind tief Möglicherweise als seine Himmel seien Sie breit Heutiges Tom Sawyer Er erhält auf Ihnen hoch Und der Raum, den er eindringt Er langweilt vorbei Sie Kein sein Verstand ist nicht für Miete Zu irgendeinem Gott oder zu Regierung Immer hoffnungsvoll, dennoch Unzufriedenheit Er weiß, daß Änderungen nicht dauerhaft sind Aber Änderung ist Was Sie über seine Firma sagen Ist, was Sie über Gesellschaft sagen Verfangen Sie sich den Zeuge, verfangen Sie sich den Esprit V

What Mythical Creature Are You?
What Mythical Creature are you?You are an AngelLike Mary Poppins, you are practicaly perfect in every way. You spend your time watching over the people you care for, and protecting those who some times need a little help protecting themselves. Your only fault? Sometimes, you care too much. It can be a good thing to make someone protect themselves. How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

Prize Book
hey im a single mom who cant go out a find a job ive found a way to make a lil money on the side doing online surveys for money ive been looking for the best site and i think ive found it they pay you with paypal so you dont have to wait for a payment heres ther link check it out and try it you can say no to free money!!!!!! http://www.prizebook.com/signup.php?ref=7befa646d8fd4ff76640c162c72e5c19

Chicken Crepes With Asparagus And Mushrooms
* Prep Time 2 hrs. * Cook Time - * Serves 8 1. 6 tablespoons unsalted butter, divided 2. 1/4 cup all-purpose flour 3. 1 1/4 cups whole milk 4. 1 1/4 cups chicken broth 5. 1/4 cup chopped shallot 6. 1/2 cup chopped mushrooms 7. 2 cups finely chopped cooked chicken 8. 3 tablespoons medium-dry Sherry 9. 1 pound thin asparagus, trimmed 10. 3/4 cup all-purpose flour 11. 1/2 teaspoon salt 12. 1 pinch freshly grated nutmeg 13. 1 1/4 cups whole milk 14. 1 whole large egg 15. 1 large egg yolk 16. 1 tablespoon unsalted butter, melted 17. 1 large egg yolk 18. 5 tablespoons chilled heavy cream 19. 1 tablespoon unsalted butter Nutrition Info Per Serving * Calories: 354 kcal * Carbohydrates: 20 g * Dietary Fiber: 1 g * Fat: 22 g * Protein: 17 g * Sugars: 5 g About: Nutrition Info [This link will take you outside Yahoo! Food] Powered by: ESHA Nutrient Database [This link will t

Her Hands
So slender its length and smooth to the touch, Manicured perfectly and dressed up in red, Vixen nails out to there and tapping impatiently, ready for a night out on the town to catch an eye, while they gesture with a language all their own. So lines have appeared under the daily work load, chipped nails catch on clothing with another baby to feed, Caring caresses and pats on the little one's back, ready to pick up dirty clothes and wash the days dishes, and be used in a hug when the hubby comes home. So a little more wrinkled they have stories to tell, of clapping encouragement at various sporting events, or catching tears during sad movies or stories, playing board games with kids and helping with homework, and still more hugs and high fives of endless encouragement. So older and a bit rough as they wave to their kids, Waving high up in the air with encouraging remarks, or with a pat on the back for a job that is well done, holding on to their children tightly

Colorless
And I saw it there. And I said it. Everywhere I've been I've said it. The moon has never changed. What lunar mentor of loss whose face is apparitioned at night along a frosted margarita glass. Whose voice is whistled in the choir of air conditioners falling down through the cracks of the tattered loveseat. The eye is a kleenex- a soft cornucopia of folds. It makes hatred a place to sit down and laughs, red vines streaming down its cheeks. Green brown and yellow strands in its hollow fields of echoing pupils. My rainbows are monochrome. Old sparks behind my heels. And I saw it there. And now it is gone. (your color)

I Let It All Go
I let it all go, and left, though I remember looking back, the aches and pains of every breath, I had to face the fact that life is not supposed to be as hard as I was making it and the heart should not be still while someone or something is breaking it. I let it all go, and left. Though tonight I lay bereft, I will not allow this or any theft or carry to my grave, regret, but only love I'll not forget.

Where Do I Go From Here??
Thanks for stopping by and taking the time to read about me.. My name is Shannon, I was born in New Orleans,Raised in Alabama ans somehoe ended up here in Arkansas.I am 35 married,GETTING DIVORCED..I have 2 wonderful sons ages 15-17, They live in Alabama..I have no kids by this marriage I am in not ( Thank God )would just make thinks that much more difficult..Anyways moving alone.. When I was 16 years old,I met the man of my dreams,MY TRUE LOVE..We were in a relationship for 2 years and lived together.This is when I had my first son (Steven)..Needless to said after I become pregnant we stayed together 6 more months and he cheated on me.I was just toren, I couldn't eat, sleep, nothing..I ended up going through the next 4 months during my pregnanice alone..I ended up having Steven 2 days before my Birthday, His father came long enough to see him born and left.I was just heart broken for awhile.Was a long stay in the hospital alone. About a year down the road I met my first husba

4 Things About Me..!!!!!!
A) Four jobs I have had in my life: 1. Heavy equipment operator 2. Asst. Office Manager at a construction Co. 3. Dry cleaners manager 4. Criminal Justice B) Four places I have lived: 1. Shreveport, Louisiana 2. Memphis, Tennessee3. Searcy, Arkansas4.Ft. Lauderdale,Florida C) FOUR TV SHOWS I LIKE TO WATCH 1. CSI 2. Without A Trace 3. The Unit 4. NCIS D) Four Places I've Been on Vacation: Never go on vacations, but in long ago past 1. Dauphin Island,Alabama2. Biloxi,Mississippi 3. Golden Gate,Florida4. Dallas, Texas E) FOUR OF MY FAVORITE FOODS: 1. Steak( Ribeye) 2. Mexican 3. Catfish 4. Coconut Cream Pie F) I WOULD RATHER BE RIGHT NOW: 1. Secluded Island 2. On the river camping 3. A road trip to anywhere 4.At a lake house cabin in the woodsG) G)MY BEST FRIENDS 1. Vickie 2. Peggy 3. Rhonda 4.June H) Four places I like to shop 1. Wal Mart 2. Dollar General 3.Old Navy 4. K-Mart

Top Ten Ways To Tell Someone Their Fly Is Unzipped...
1. The cucumber has left the salad. 2. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out. 3. Your soldier ain't so unknown now. 4. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 5. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building! 6. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod. 7. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary". 8. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. 9. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it? 10. Men are From Mars, women can see Your Penis

Top Ten Signs You Know You've Joined A Redneck Hmo...
10. Your Viagra prescription includes a Popsicle stick and some duct tape. 9. The only 100% covered expense is embalming. 8. Your Prozac comes in colors and has little "m"s on each pill. 7. Preventive Care Coverage includes "an apple a day". 6. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month. 5. The Lone Star Bar and Grill is an approved pharmacy. 4. The only proctologist lists his address as Rotorooter. 3. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. 2. Directions to the Dr.'s office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park". 1. The annual breast exam is conducted at Hooter's

Ten Ways To Know If You Have Pms...
10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet 8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. 6. You're using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT." 5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice. 4. You're convinced there's a God and he's male. 3. You're counting down the days until menopause. 2. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy. 1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

Personal Mottos....
A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. Do I look like a fucking people person? This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. I started out with nothing...and I still have most of it left. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. If I throw a stick, will you leave? And just how may I fuck you over today? And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...? I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. One of us is thinking about sex... OK, it's me. I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? I just want revenge. Is that so wrong? It's sick the way you people keep having sex without me. I work 40 hours a week to be this poor. Okay, okay, I take it back! UnFuck you! Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? You look like shit. Is that the style now? Earth is full. Go home. I thought I

Craving
I thought about you,craving your silken touch.I was shaking,fever raging from my desire for you.I imagined your lips,delicious and warm, and my body trembled,unsated,needing your touch.From my window,there was a speck of a blood red moon,which only served to remind me of you. I closed my eyes,needing rest,yet I thought of you still.My desire won out.I could taste you on my lips.I was dreaming while awake,hungering for your kiss,recalling images of fingers exploring hidden places.The passionate nights fled without a visible trace,but left a trail of fire And still I thought about you,pressing gently into me,wanting my satin touch,the brush of your hair against my neck,a mere featherlike caress across my flesh,yet a tempest unleashed.........................

I Bleed
I cut myself to watch me bleed watch the pain roll out of me I have no joy in my lifeless soul so why doses my pain grow. I cut myself to kill myself as I bath in my blood I can feel my life leaving pain fear I feel no more. B4 my death I write a note: to all I have loved in this life time, I will love again in the next, as you see me the way I am, my fears are all gone, I'm happy once again, so as you lay me in the ground remind this ..... where ever you are whatever you do I'll always be watching over you ....

I Scream
My eyes shine as they meet with his. He smiles that smile as I give one in return. Hours pasting dark is here once again. My eyes find his and he smiled that smile. His slowly walking to me as if it was a movie. Touching my face as if I was a angel. The sweetness he shows as he kissed me so soft. As a wild wind blows he rips my shirt off. Pushing me down on the cold ground. As he begins to climes on top of me. With this pain so great in pleasure. That it makes me want to beg and scream. My eyes fill with tears as I become more ashamed. Feeling like the whore you want me to be. I watched his eyes as they filled with anger. I watched his mouth break into a smile. His smiling that me like he wants me to scream. The tears rolling down my face as its get harder to breathe. The pain grows more and more with every push I give in, I give up … I scream

Tuesday Links: Rock Scream Tuesday, Patrice Oneal, Boiled Meat Bbq, Big Boy Doody Video, Wow Motorcycle Run, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Everyone turn on your PALTALK...you don't want to miss today's show, folks. In addition, you don't want to miss the Ladies of Paltalk, who will be undressing, WOWing, and sleeping nude for your viewing pleasure. Grab your nuts, watch Mr Jim Gillette and hit those high notes, boys and girls, because it's Rock Scream Tuesday! Call in to the show (866-212-5762) and do your best Metal God impression. Our pal Patrice Oneal will be joining us this morning, and we'll also be having our first BOILED MEAT BBQ in honor of Independence Day (oh lord, this is going to be gross...just wait till the video shows up) Have you seen the Big Boy Makes a Doody video? Oh, you don't know what you're missing until you see grown men playing with excrement. Our favorite TV person Jill Nicolini is looking extra-hot this morning. CHECK OUT HER DAILY PHOTOS HERE. Ya know... Jill Nicolini did PLAYBOY... only she was Jill Nikki back then

The Secrets Of Love
The first secret: the power of love. Love begins with our thoughts. We become what we think. Loving thoughts create loving experiences and loving relationships. Affirmations can change our beliefs and thoughts about ourselves and others. If we want to love someone, we need to consider their needs and desires. Thinking about your ideal partner will help recognize him or her when you meet. The second secret: the power of respect. You cannot love anyone or anything unless you first respect them. The first person you need to respect is yourself. To begin to gain self-respect ask yourself, "What do I respect about myself? " To gain respect for others, even those you may dislike, ask yourself, "What do I respect about them?" The third secret: the power of giving. If you want to receive love, all you have to do is give it! The more love you give, the more you will receive. To love is to give of yourself, freely and unconditionally. Practice random acts of kindness. The secret formula

The 5 Best Things You Can Do For Your Relationship
1. "Stop all shame, blame, and criticism. Instead ask for what you want in a clear, specific, and positive manner, and express appreciation for your partner. To elaborate: Men need to feel competent—that they make a contribution and that it is noticed." 2. "Change from a critical habit of mind, in which you're very involved with your partner's mistakes, to a positive one, in which you catch him doing something right." 3. "When your relationship starts to break down, you need AAA: an Apology, Affection, and a promise of Action. You say you're sorry for what you've said or done to hurt or disappoint your partner. You immediately offer a hug, a kiss—some meaningful gesture of warmth. You pledge to do something that matters to your partner." 4. "With books on the market like How to Make Love Like a Porn Star, one of the greatest services you can do for a guy is to reassure him that he doesn't have to make love like a porn star.You can show him how to have sex like a woman:

Diary Entry From July 6, 2006
Have you ever been so full of emptiness that you felt as though you could burst? Thats how I feel right now. Last night I had the bitter taste of a past experience in my mouth. The way your body feels after being racked by betrayal. The slow car crash of emotion that no one can stop and you cant even hear yourself scream. The only thought you have is 'no not again'. Was there any reason to feel the way I did last night. no, no reason at all. But it didnt keep my mind form wandering today nor did it change the fact that all I wanted to do was cry. I still do. But there is no reason for me to shed tears. As weird as it is I feel as though I'm reliving what happened 5 years ago. Not what happened but more like reliving the emotions. I feel unsafe and I just want someone to wrap me up and tell me everything will be ok, and tell me that they will look after me. Feeling as though I have entered a state of limbo, isnt exactly the best feeling in the world. I'm sad and concerned for the one I

Miss Amanda Jones
Here is a nice meeting between Dylan and a deeply pathetic Mick Jagger (Amanda Jones is Amanda Lear by the way): Down and down she goes Our, Amanda Jones I said down and down and down and down She'd look really lovely at home Til somebody gonna come up and ask her To live happily ever after, Miss Amanda Jones On and on she goes Little Miss Amanda Jones I said on and on and on and on Just watch her as she grow Don't wanna say it very obviously But she's losing her nobility, Miss Amanda Jones Hey girl don't you realize The money invested in you Hey girl you just got to find Someone who'll really pull your family through Up and up she goes Our amanda jones I said up and up and up and up She looks quite delightfully stoned She's the darling of the discotheque crowd Of her lineage she's rightfully proud, miss amanda jones Hey girl with your nonsense nose All pointing right down at the floor Hey girl your suspender shows And the

Prospects Gaining Valuable Experience At Camp
Prospects Gaining Valuable Experience At Camp Joe Sager | pittsburghpenguins.com Jun 27, 2007, 5:01 PM EDT It may be summertime, but it’s hockey season in Pittsburgh – at least for a week. The Penguins’ rookie camp is all about bringing the organization’s top prospects together for a week of bonding. However, there is some serious hockey going on when the players hit the ice at the Iceoplex at Southpointe or go through physical testing at Mellon Arena. For Wilkes-Barre/Scranton head coach Todd Richards, who is running the camp along with assistant Dan Bylsma, things are going well as they work toward achieving their goals in the week-long camp. “For us, it’s three things. I think the first thing is to get all these guys in here and get them stronger. I think we can get a base for them for their training, so when they leave here, they can grow off that,” he said. “It’s to teach them the proper techniques, the proper lifts – the things that we want to do. “That kind

Penguins Re-sign Whitney, Scuderi
Penguins re-sign Whitney, Scuderi Pittsburgh Penguins Jul 2, 2007, 9:54 AM EDT WHITNEY MALKIN Executive Vice President and General Manager Ray Shero announced today that the Pittsburgh Penguins have re-signed defenseman Ryan Whitney to a six-year contract. In addition, the team re-signed defenseman Rob Scuderi. Whitney, 25, recorded career-highs in all offensive categories, collecting 14 goals, 45 assists for 59 points, while appearing in a career-high 81 games in his second NHL season. He finished tied for fifth in scoring among NHL defensemen and fifth overall on the club. “Signing Ryan was a high priority for us this off-season,” Shero said. “He is an essential part of the long-term future plan for our hockey club and a huge part of our core group of young players. Ryan made a difference for us last season, while making significant progress and we are looking forward to his continued success in Pittsburgh for years to come.” The 6-foot-4, 205-pound defense

What Is A True Friend?
A true friend is someone you can count on. Someone who you can talk to about your true feelings. Someone who's shoulder you can cry on when you are feeling down in the dumps. Someone who can be by your side and tell you everything is goin to be alright. A true friend knows everything there is about you, and remembers every event that took between you and that person in the past. This friend is so close to you that they know everything that goes on in your life, and they care. A true friend remembers your birthday's,anniversaries,death of a family member,holidays,etc. Now there is only one true friend in my life who I can count on and one person only and that is My friend Kimberly Taylor. She is the best person I know and the most beautiful she got me through my depression I was goin through ever since my grandmother died, my friends... Ben,and Natalie, and Nick. I love her to death and always will she is like a sister to me and being that we share alot of things in common which is mai

Remember
Remember when you were a kid and your biggest worry was if you'd get a bike for your birthday or if you'd get to eat cookies for breakfast? Being an adult...totally overrated. I mean seriously do not be fooled about the hot shoes, the great sex, and the no parents anywhere telling you what to do. Adulthood is responsibility. And responsibility....it really sucks. Really really sucks. Adults have to be places and do things, and earn a living, and pay the rent. HELLO!! Talk about responsibility. Kind of makes bikes and cookies look really really good. Unfortunately once you get past the age of braces and training bras, responsibility doesn't go away. It can't be avoided, either someone makes us face it, or we suffer the consequences. And still adulthood has its perks. I mean the shoes, the sex, the no parents anywhere telling you what to do... thats pretty damn good.

Questions Answered
1. Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed? Nope. 2. Do you still talk to the person you kissed before the last? Yes I do. 3. Have you ever punched a tree? No I don't think so. 4. Do you believe that if you want something bad enough you'll get it? If I really go after it, I will. 5. Do you watch a lot of tv? Depends. 6. Have you tried ecstacy? Yep, didn't like it. 7. Have you ever snuck out of your house? Never needed to sneak out. 8. Kill or Be killed? Kill, unless my death saves someone more awesome than I. 9. Break someone’s heart or have your heart broken? Neither, but if I had to choose, probably have my heart broken because I hate hurting people. 10. Never sleep or never eat? Never sleep 11. Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off? She knows who she is. 12. Would you ever get a tattoo? Loss count of how many I have already, and hell yes I'm getting more. 13. Who was the last person you had a dream about?

Thank You!
I just wanted to take a minute to remind everybody that today means so much more than bbqs and beer drinking and taking your family to the fireworks display! I challenge everyone to take 5 mins (at least) out of your days activities and have everyone in your group, family, party etc stop and think about all of the men and women in the past that have given the ulitimate sacrifice for our independence. And also to remember there are thousands of men and women stationed around the world and in iraq and afghanistan that aren't able to go to bbqs,the beach, the river, or watch the fireworks - they are there away from their loved ones - so that we still can! So today take the time to make a toast to the soldiers or just stop and say thank you out loud - but find someway to show appreciation to the ones that keep our life so great and free! For all my closest friends stationed in the sand - I love you and pray for you everyday - you keep kickin that ass and show em who's boss. Keep

Wednesday Links: Happy 4th Of July, Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Jim Norton Book Signing Dates, Wow Motorcycle Run, Jill Nicolini Playboy Photos, New V
Hap-Hap-Happy 4th of July, everyone! Today is a proud moment in American history, so try not to get drunk and blow your Goddamn hands off with fireworks if you can possibly avoid it. If you DO happen to blow your hands off, be sure to come see us with your new prosthetic hands when we invade WYSP in Philadelphia next Wednesday and Thursday when we start looking for 'The Strangest Thing You Own' Speaking of next week, let's get this out of the way.... It's time for the 2007 WOW Motorcycle Run: Join Keith The Cop on a spirited Motorcycle ride from New York City to Philadelphia for the 2007 WOW Motorcycle Run. Bikes, Babes, Boobs, Bugs in Your Teeth, and a Big Bash to follow at The Lagoon with OCTANE, WYSP, and Opie and Anthony, who will be live, on scene in Philly for two days. Interested riders EMAIL KEITH @ FOUNDRYMUSIC.COM Not only is it Independence Day, but it's also Whip 'em Out Wednesday! If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a

Dying
Picture yourself in a nightmarish scene of such grotesque complexity that you'd kill to be dreaming. Your body's been dying, while your mind has been trying to make you picture a life where you'd kill for your lover and a song in your head. The deaths of countless others merely set up the lyrics for your symphony. That's where you'll find me. Something awful has happened here... this is... This is so much worse than I ever could have imagined. I knew all along that this man should not have been released from my care! God, what's happened here? He's completely torn his entire apartment apart The smell is overpowering... a foul, pungent odor, Like rotten food or I don't know, possibly something worse. But there's something else that's almost overpowering... I think its a woman's perfume. Oh no... no! I found the patient, he's lying on the floor in the center of the living room Completely naked, emaciated, deathly pale. It appears he hasn't eaten anything at all for we

Why?
Why, do you always do this to me? Why, couldn't you just see through me? How come, you act like this Like you just don't care at all Do you expect me to believe I was the only one to fall? I can feel, I can feel you near me, even though you're far away I can feel, I can feel you baby, why It's not supposed to feel this way I need you, I need you More and more each day It's not supposed to hurt this way I need you, I need you, I need you Tell me, are you and me still together? Tell me, do you think we could last forever? Tell me, why Hey, listen to what we're not saying Let's play, a different game than what we're playing Try, to look at me and really see my heart Do you expect me to believe I'm gonna let us fall apart? I can feel, I can feel you near me, even when you're far away I can feel, I can feel you baby, why It's not supposed to feel this way I need you, I need you More and more each day It's not supposed to hurt this way I need you, I need yo

Big Girls Dont Cry
da da da da The smell of your skin lingers on me now You're probably on your flight back to your hometown I need some shelter of my own protection baby Be with myself in center, clarity, peace, serenity I hope you know, I hope you know That this has nothing to do with you It's personal, myself and I We got some straightening out to do And not gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket But I've gotta get a move on with my life It's time to be a big girl now And big girls don't cry Don't cry, Dont cry, Dont cry The path that I'm walking, I must go alone I must take the baby steps til I'm full grown Fairy tales don't always have a happy ending do they And I forseek the dark ahead if I stay I hope you know, I hope you know That this has nothing to do with you It's personal, myself and I We got some straightening out to do And not gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket But I've gotta get a move on with my life It's time to be a big girl now And

More Music.
This little box contains my everything. All the memories,and how I hope it lasts. I try too hard to keep these thoughts out. You can never seem to figure this out. One foot in front of the other, I'm moving along towards moving on. My hearts wrapped up tight, undercover. Awaken by the silence, awkward to the ears, My dreams have held true to my worst fears, The sheets so cold and empty beside me, Have I imagined you so long now, vividly? Dream of dreaming, left me leaving, A new hole in my heart, lies deceiving. Take back the words you said, Repeating over and over in my head, I shouldn't feel this way, You should've just said you'd stay. Then again what use is it to lie, We would've been distant before good bye. Days never seem to stay and the nights never pass, We're getting somewhere alright, but its no where fast, You turned right around and I'm in for the long haul, A lack of composure now found, no grace left at all. I would've been better off le

Then And Now...wake Up America
Subject: Fw: Then And Now... > > > > > Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack > > 1956 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes > to > his car and gets his to show Jack. > > 2006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail > and > never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized > students and teachers. > > ++++++++++++++++++++++ > > Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. > > 1956 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end > up > best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled. > > 2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. > Charge > them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. > > ++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++++++ > > Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. > > 1956 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by

Bast Oil
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Sex Talk
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8

Just Thinkin...
It may just be my perception, but it seems as though no one is who they appear to be. I have been chatting online for a while and there are a few people I have met in person. Whenever I talk to someone and we wind up having real conversations I always wonder how many other people they're playing the same way. I know that it's probably not fair to assume that's what they are doing but that sure seems to be the case most of the time. A lot of people seem to use the internet to find that special someone...how the hell do they expect to do that when they're dishonest and two faced? Interesting...

Thursday Links: Philly Road Show And Wow Motorcycle Run Next Week, New Photos And Videos, Traveling Virus Coming To Boston
While the Opie and Anthony Show takes a few days to catch up on work, prepare for next week's shows in Philadelphia, and shake off a hangover or three, we're hard at work keeping you informed online of all the different things going on... so let's get on with it, shall we? First things first, while you're enjoying The Worst of O&A, you can always turn on your PALTALK and spend time staring at naked women all over the globe who are at home, getting dressed, sleeping, or boning their boyfriends/husbands on cam (we shit you not. We've seen it many times ourselves). Next order of bidness...The O&A Show is headed to WYSP in Philadelphia next Wednesday and Thursday (July 11th and 12th) along with the 2007 WOW Motorcycle Run, and there's a bunch of stuff we'd like to get the listeners involved with, so pay attention: What's the Weirdest Thing You Own: Part 2 - Remember the dead monkey that someone brought in last time? Try to top THAT, mister! Email Travis With your Weird Thing and ALL

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Be Demons Be Driven
“Untitled” Here I sit All full of hate Who now Will I segregate Will I love and lose Will I lust and gain Don’t know what to chose All I see are chains Locked within my mind I’m beaten with bars I won’t look behind Above and beyond I can see the stars Of those left behind All are bones A heart full of love Turned to stone Through love lost With agony and pain You must suffer To earn your reign Through hate and fear Are proper gears? A machine of hate Lost in the dust of years The reaper comes With passing time Through palace or slum Without reason or rhyme There is a dreadful hell Where sinners must With devils dwell In darkness, fire, and chains Steel will rust Chains will break How many hearts Will I forsake? Warchild 1998

Be Demons Be Driven
Dark night of the Soul I continued in oblivion lost My head was resting on my love Lost to all things and myself And, Amid the Lillies forgotten Threw all my cares away Thought of the Day---- April 23, 1999 Let no one read the poems I have written up Till now Let no one believe in them, As I believed Before the defeat Before life taught me That I was a fraud That I only dreamed I was different That I never was what I thought I was

Be Demons Be Driven
“Torture” Nothing has changed The body is painful It must eat, breathe air, and sleep It has thin skin, with blood right beneath It has a goodly supply of teeth and nails It’s bones are brittle, it’s joints extensible In torture, all this is taken into account Nothing has changed The body trembles, as it trembled Before and after the founding of Rome In the twentieth century, before and after Christ Torture is, as it’s always been, only the earth has shrunk And whatever happens, happens next door Nothing has changed Only there are more people Next to the old transgressions, new ones have appeared Real, Alleged, Momentary, None But the scream, the bodies response too them Was, is, and always will be the scream of Innocence In accord with the age old scale and register Nothing has changed Except maybe manners, ceremonies, dances Yet the gestures of the arms shielding the head Has remained the same The body writhes, struggles, and tries to back away

My Hero's
there are people in my life who i cannot live without. One would be my mother though she and I do not get along at times, she is always there to comfort me at times of sorrow. My second hero is my brother Justin he is my bestfriend If I wouldn't have had a bro like him well then there is no sense living. Justin and I hangout alot and currently i am missin him cause he is away on business. My third hero is my other brother jason he is in the Navy and I think you very well know why he is my hero. My fourth is my best best bestfriend kimmie, she is my twin sister well not really my sister but she might as well be if it were not for her bein my friend then I probably never know just how great she is.

Eternity Caring Too Much
Eternally Caring Too Much Giving an inch and running for miles Taking advantage if just for awhile Run back to you an inch away forgiving forgetting here to stay Like the waves that crash upon the shore It's rough sometimes but natural Breath of fresh air that is so pure Keep caring bout you more and more Like the waves that crash upon the shore It's rough sometimes but natural Breath of fresh air that is so pure Eternally caring too much I want you Wanting me So caught up in this jealousy I want you Wanting me So caught up in this jealousyI want you I know that you've got someone new to prove we're through But baby I know ya see that it's me that is meant to be god bless you allxxx I want you Wanting me Eternally caring too much

Oi Fuckerz ...did You Know.?
Oi FuCkErZ DiD U KnOw.... ... ..... Sex Facts 1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capactity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong. 3) 80% of American men are circumsized, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive"

Was It All A Mistake?
Where did Dylan go wrong? He didn't. He knew he could not win over Brian so the only way to stop him was to take control over him. But even though he got that control Dylans songs is more seen from the view of Brian than from Bobs view. This is not because Brian outgamed him or because Bob was fooled by his own mirror image (Dylan envied Brian as we have seen, and he wanted to be Brian to such an extent that apart from becoming a rock star himself he used another musician to go further towards that goal) The hatred that killed Brian is Dylans hate. It took hold of Lennon first, then Jagger. Richards followed and also to some degree McCartney. The hatred Dylan felt can ony have one reason.

Astray
Is he really out there, why cant I see him? I know there is someone, why cant I just feel right. Do things I know are wrong, but why do I do them. Try to do whats right, still I have gone astray. Is there any help for me, why cant I just see. Am I confessing my sins, maybe I need to. Because I feel like I am bad, then some people tell me I am good. Who is right and who is wrong? Maybe I need to kneel down, and pray a little more. Ask God for some guideance, or maybe a little hope. Thats what I really need!!!

Sleepless Nights
Lying here early in the morning, for some reason I am still awake. Just don't really know, how much more of this I can take. You say you were out with some friends, that you just forgot to call. While I was here worried about you, you were out having such a ball. I here an engine in the middle of the night, and you hurry and run outside. Get into a dark corvette, drive away and find a place to hide. Wish I could give you the things he can, but I know I cant, not anymore. Oh God, why did I have to fall in love, with such a filthy little whore. Why should I be angry at him, because it does always take two. Finally I come realize, that I really don't need you. All you do is make me insecure, and hang my head in shame. As if I am the only one, that there is to put on the blame. Now I know what there is for me to do, that`s why my bags are packed and on the floor. She says wait just give me a chance to explain, that is when I head straight for the door. Explain what, why you are the way you

Brian Jones
Brian was the result of the western worlds defeat over christianity. Had he not been stopped by Dylan in 1965 he would have controlled the music business totally by the end of 1966. But what he did up to that point made us live through what we had done to the jews and ourself during world war 2. Does that mean he was a saviour or a God? Dylans defeat over him goes totally in line with our want for a non-religious way of life. Lennon got his defeat and his imagined life without God. Jagger got his endless Stones industry. McCartney gave us a little hope for some goodness in life. All of them would have been nothing without mr Jones. Does that mean he was a devil?

You Probably Would Have Dine The Same Thing
Men Return $100,000 Found On Road POSTED: 10:36 am CDT July 6, 2007 HOUSTON -- More than $100,000 disappeared as it was being transferred from a credit union to an ATM, but thanks to a couple of Good Samaritans, the money was returned within 15 minutes, KPRC Local 2 reported Thursday. The money was supposed to be delivered to Harris County Federal Credit Union ATMs around the country. But Harris County sheriff's deputies said the six boxes of cash fell off the back of a pickup truck when they were being transferred by two off-duty Houston police officers. The officers realized the money was gone when they arrived at the courthouse annex on Wallisville Road. Authorities said two men found the cash while driving on Normandy Drive and picked it up. Because the boxes were engraved with Harris County Federal Credit Union and the address, the men returned it to the rightful owners within 15 minutes, officials said. "The money rolled out," said Susan Roberts, the credit union pr

Pt 1
This is old...but I wanted to post it somewhere! :) Enjoy... I watch you pull up the driveway, my stomach filled with butterflies. You make your way to the front door and ring the bell. I open the door to an obviously nervous man whose attention quickly turns to my lack of clothing. I watch as your eyes make their way up my sheer black hose to my black lace garter and matching panties then continuing to the black bra. The sheer black robe I’m wearing over it all leaves nothing to the imagination. Finally you’ve reached my eyes. We both smile as I welcome you in. Before I can even get the door closed behind you, your hands are firmly grasping my face as you pull in to kiss me. Some how I manage to get the door shut before you start walking me down the hall. We come up for air just long enough for me to tell you it’s the last room on your left. We reach the bed and I take a seat. I unbutton your shirt as you begin softly kissing my neck. Your hands reaching around my back you slow

Casual Sex
What's everyone's thoughts on this? I like the idea of meeting someone and having protected sex. There's always going to be a risk though. What if you're attracted to the woman totally? I can think of one woman I met this way that I sometimes can't stop thinking about. She's currently 3 hours away and we last met up about 2 years ago. I don't know. I guess I got all tied up in the heat of the moment. Maybe I developed feelings for her. I don't know. The sex was probably the best I've ever had so far. I don't know why I'm mentioning this on here. I really don't mind though.

Longing For My Youth
Ah, the joys of being a 14 year old kid, weaned on Green Day and Beavis and Butt-head. Those were the days. I miss the 90s more than anything. I'm only 25 but I still wish I could go back in time to when things were simpler. Nowadays, it's all this grownup crap.

You Know?
do you know what it is like to love someone so much that it hurts you only to know that they do not love you in return? do you know what it is like to want to be with someone so much that you would give your life to have them next to you only to find otu that they don't feel the same for you? do you know what it is like to live everyday in hopes of getting that person to see how much you care only to have them tell you to open your eyes and see the truth? do you know what it is like to tell someone how you feel only to have them tell you thank you but I don't feel that way? do you know what it is like to try to make someone see that others may take you away only to have the one you want tell you to be careful and not hurt those who will take you away? do you know what it feels like to hurt?

Are You Wifey Material?
Are You Wifey Material?Ultimate Wifey of the Year!Congratulations, you have mastered the art of Wifeliness. You know how to make your man happy and you will make one hell of a wife.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

Important Or No.....
Falling in love is never an easy thing to do. It’s an even harder thing to do when one has been hurt badly enough by someone. Love is also not something that people can control. If people could control who they fell in love with, then I think life would be less complicated. I have a lot of priorities in my life right now. I was not really looking to fall in love, but I did and I’m glad I did. I have had very bad experiences with guys in the past. My first love beat the crap out of me and the second guy was also abusive. The last guy I dated was a liar and he was mentally/emotionally abusive, which is just as bad. The guy in my life now is just absolutely amazing. He has his flaws, but then again, so do all of us. No one is perfect. I will say that this guy makes me happy. I feel like I’m the luckiest girl in the world to have him. I love to spend time with him and if I need be, I alter my schedule a bit in order to get to spend time with him. He’s that important to

Rolllllllllll
Yeah Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel Yeah, we're goin' to the Roadhouse We're gonna have a real Good time Yeah, back at the Roadhouse they got some bungalows Yeah, back at the Roadhouse they got some bungalows And that's for the people Who like to go down slow Let it roll, baby, roll Let it roll, baby, roll Let it roll, baby, roll Let it roll, all night long Do it, honey, do it You gotta roll, roll, roll You gotta thrill my soul, all right Roll, roll, roll, roll Thrill my soul You gotta beep a gunk a chucha Honk konk konk You gotta each you puna Each ya bop a luba Each yall bump a kechonk Ease sum konk Ya, ride Ashen lady, Ashen lady Give up your vows, give up your vows Save our city, save our city Right now Well, I woke up this morning, I got myself a beer Well, I woke up this morning, and I got myself a beer The future's uncertain, and the end is always near Let i

My Name
Okay I know I have changed my name like 3 times in the past week but only cuz I couldn't figure out which was better.Anyways okay so now I'm sticking with the name I got becuz I act so innecent when I'm not even close to it.I was born as an angel but brought up to be a lil devil.I can be good and bad when I really want to be.Every1 thinks I'm miss perfect all the time.It kills me to know wat ya'll think I am.I was brought up in foster homes and shit all my life.I was beat on,cut on,left on my own,brought up in the wrong places,arrested,raped,backstabbed,cheated on,etc.Basically everything most pplz go through but worse.I've had to deal with the drugs,alchol,beating and shit in my home.The men in my family beating on my mom,bros,and sisters.I've been brought up as an angel never said I would stay that way.Trust me I will fight if I have to when I need to becuz I was brought up having to defend 5 bros,and 3 sisters.Trust me u pick a fight better finish it or I will.Only a few pplz on her

My Stupid Azz Cousin
My own cousin just walked into my room and started tell me shit about my life that I already knew. Then he proceeds to tell me that he knows more about certain things then I do. This coming from a kid that is going to be a sophmore because he failed 3rd grade. Yeah we're the same age and yeah Im a grade leave higher because I didn't fail any classes and no I don't know everything but damn does he haven't to be so fucking dumb! UGH! I HATE STUPID PEOPLE!

"forgiveness"
Forgiveness My heart was heavy, for its trust had been Abused, its kindness answered with foul wrong; So, turning gloomily from my fellow-men, One summer Sabbath day I strolled among The green mounds of the village burial-place; Where, pondering how all human love and hate Find one sad level; and how, soon or late, Wronged and wrongdoer, each with meekened face, And cold hands folded over a still heart, Pass the green threshold of our common grave, Whither all footsteps tend, whence none depart, Awed for myself, and pitying my race, Our common sorrow, like a mighty wave, Swept all my pride away, and trembling I forgave! John Greenleaf Whittier *this is my great, great....grandfather! very talented!!!

Don't Forget Me
When the tears have stopped falling and the worst of the pain is gone Don't forget me When you're going to bed and wake up just to realise I'm no longer there Promise me you won't forget Do keep in your memory the times, the laughter and the cries? Please tell me you'll treasure it all Don't be mad at me, please don't be I can't take it if you are It's not my fault, it's out of my reach Or perhaps I'm a coward... Please don't hate me for the choices I've made It already hurts too much as it is We've gone through a lot I hope I've given you something back Hope you'll remember me as I was, not the way I am now I'm sorry about all of this I know words don't help, but as you look back Please remember me the way I was Remember the good times And as another chapter begins I'd like to hold you close, kiss you and wake up one last time For when the morning comes a new day has begun And as I kiss you and whisper my last farewell I hope that the next time

Rambo Reincarnated As Five-year-old!!
Boy, 5, subdues rabid fox to protect family KINGSTOWN, North Carolina (AP) -- A 5-year-old boy grabbed a rabid fox by the neck and pinned it to the ground during a family cookout, protecting six other children until his stepfather could kill the animal. "I wanted to protect my little brother," said Rayshun McDowell, who battled the fox in the front yard of his home Sunday in Kingstown, a town about 50 miles west of Charlotte. The fox bit Rayshun in the leg, but the 61-pound-boy held the animal down for more than a minute. Animal control officials said Tuesday that test results confirmed the fox had rabies, which is fatal unless treated before symptoms appear. Rayshun is undergoing treatment. "I looked out the window and Rayshun had the fox by the neck and was pushing it into the ground," said his mother, Shinda Linder. "I couldn't believe what I was seeing." Rayshun's stepfather, Ryan Thompson, pulled the boy off the animal and kicked it. A neighbor fired a handgun three times bu

Surprise
Life in the Marine Corps generally sucked, especially when it came to women. I don't know what the official ratio is between men and women in the MC, but I would guess it was 100 men to every wookie. When you did run into an opportunity to bang one of these fine specimens of hoe, you had to figure out how many of your friends had banged her as well. Needless to say, I stayed away from the wm's (sexual harassment charges were also common.) So, when my neighbor, we'll call him "Frank", invites me to Charleston to hook up with these two freaky chics, I jumped at the chance. The drive from Beaufort to Charleston is a boring one, so we supplement by downing beers. After an hour or so, we get to the mall to meet the ladies. Frank spots the car that they are driving and goes over while I piss in the near empty parking lot. I walk over to the car and notice that there is only one freak in the car. Frank then tells me that the other freak couldn't make it. Fuck. Now I'm a third wheel.

The Eighth Birth Order Of Children
GOING OUT: 1st BABY: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home five times. 2nd BABY: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached. 3rd BABY: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she needs blood.

The Nineth Birth Order Of Children
AT HOME: 1st BABY: You spend a good bit of everyday just gazing at the baby. 2nd BABY: You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older child isn't sneezing, poking, or hitting the baby. 3rd BABY: You spend a little bit of everyday hiding from the children.

Attention Whores
I don't get the whole attention whore thing. Do these people not have real friends in real life? Do they think the internet fills some void? You will never see me half naked or otherwise on this site or any other...I simply do not need the validation.

Comedy/reality
California Women Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a Woman from Iowa . He told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man had married a Woman from Minnesota . He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a Woman from California . He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. The first day he couldn't see anything, and the second day he couldn't see a

Nothing You Do Goes Unseen
Jesus Is Watching You.... A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot. "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the

Cam Girl Profile: Violet
Our weekly probe into the filthy minds of the FOUNDRY CAMS girls has resulted in a real gem this week, kids. With her curvaceous body, pouty lips, and magnificent hiney, we present Violet, who appeared in our 'This is For The Soldiers' clip, as well as this clip of her in her F*CK ME shirt. Not only is she ann established cam girl, but she's also got her own site, VeryViolet.com. DAMN, this chick works hard. We beefed up our questions, and she sent back some beefed-up answers. This is them... DEMONCOW: What gives you goosebumps? Violet: Being tickled and having my nipples played with. DEMONCOW: Name a hidden talent not many people know about Violet: I’m a show off so I think people know most of my hidden talents. I can roll my belly, tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue, make my ass clap, and I have no gag reflex (use your imagination) (using it...using it...using it... oh boy, I get it!!!!) Don't you just want to join Violet on that couch? Yeah, we do too...C

Somewhere A Queen Is Weeping
If we look at the 70's as the other side of what happened in the 60's Iggy Pop might give some clues. Like Dylan turned to christianity in '79 when things got too bad, Iggy has now turned back to his roots of the 1969 version of the Stooges. Was that a clever move? Maybe, but a little late. Actually it was much too late in 1986. If he had wanted to keep his credibility from the days of the Stooges he did one album too many in 1977. Like Dylan he upholds what he is running away from. It is a mirror support. While Bobby Brown is moronic and selfgloryfying, Fire Water Burn tells some thruth (from a dog to another).

Always
love you with my entire heart and soul. Even though we are miles apart my love for you keeps me whole. The time that we have known each other and the times that we share. I will hold deep in my heart because for you I will always be there. Everyday that I'm not with you Everyday that you not near I remember the love that we have, but losing you is what I fear.

And He Made The Blind To See
It is quite amazing...the human mind that is. Immagine that all our emotions/actions/thoughts/memories are all done by electrical impulses and neurochemicals. It's amazing! but i'm not here to talk about biology. I'm here to talk about how people think. It amazes me how people can be so blind to the obvious sometimes. People place themselves into endless cycles of pain...they know they are hurting...yet continue. Why? No...i'm not agianst making risks and being shut down. What i am aginst is continuing what you can't fix. Example....a girl is always in distant relationships. She wants to be happy but she can't get close to her significant other without being unconfortable. an explination is your past. this girl that i am thinking of...no...not you cause your reading this...you know who YOU are thats reading this thinking it's you...anyway. this girl had a past where her dad left her. She had seperation in her family and that chaos became what she needed. Why

Slavery And Its Top Modern Day Promoters
Most people of the world believe that slavery is over and done with, that is most white people who happen to live in a country where the media just so happens to be owned or operated or both by Jews. What many people are unaware of in modern times is that slavery is alive and well, although slavery is only in a few key areas in the world i.e. parts of black Africa and could it be yes Israel. Yes the self-proclaimed victims of the world are the top promoters of both child pornography and white sex slavery on the face of the earth. You will however never hear about their crimes, not only against Russian girls some as young as two years of age nor will you ever hear of their top officials being brought up on charges for such crimes because that would make them out to be exactly what they are. The Jews will not only ever serve a single second in prison for their crimes, but if the Jew happens to be of some interest to the powers that be in Palestine, he will be whisked away and never b

True Love
"If You Love Me Would You Say You Do If So Would You Have A Reason Why You Love Me If You Truely Do Love Me You Wouldn't Need A Reason For Loving Me But If You Do,Have A Reason Why Then You Truely Must Not Love Me Like You Say You Do Then That Would Mean My Love For You Will Never Be True." Poem By ME

Love In A Vacuum
Artist: Til Tuesday Album: Coming Up Close: A Retrospective Title: Love In A Vacuum There was a time You opened up every doorway You didn't mind if everything Wasn't your way Don't pull away That goes against what you told me I look in your eyes I realize what you've sold me Is love in a vacuum Love in a vacuum I think you've changed But you insist that That's not true You look so strange, so distant That you're hardly you Now i can see How you have been acting different You say it's me But i know That it isn't It's love in a vacuum Love in a vacuum And that's not enough Love in a vacuum You will be lonely You'll be the only one who feels this way You will be lonely If you leave me alone You will be lonely You'll be the only one who feels this way It's just not enough And just wait You will be lonely Love in a vacuum Love in a vacuum And that's not enough Love in a vacuum

On Morphs.
Morphs. My, aren't you clever. You took a picture of yourself (or some chick you're trying to see naked) and then you took a picture of something better than yourself (or the chick you want to see naked) and told a program to morph the two together. Brilliant. You are a prodigy.

I'll Miss Him
Corey was an awesome dude, full of life and went out with one my friends... that's how I know him. He recently passed away trying to stop a friend whom he was living with from getting shot, from my understanding. Pray for his family because I know they are going through a hard time because of it, he was only 18. His funeral was today and it was hard on everybody. They didn't talk enough about him, all they talked about was it being his completion of life and God.

*fmilies*
Running through the blogs and bulletins is like a boring ride. Why is there this incessent need to post *family business* and contests every where? If you have family business e-mail the family personally there is place for bulk messages to be sent out. The contests psted in the bulletins are overrunning. There has to be a better way for the news of contests to get out don't ya think. Maybe an announcement board would do for tht type of bulletin?

My Parents Drugged Me
The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a Methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county and he asked me a rhetorical question. Why didn't we have a drug problem when you and I were growing up?" I replied, I had a drug problem when I was young: I was drug to church on Sunday morning. I was drug to church for weddings and funerals. I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather. I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults. I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the teacher or the preacher, or if I didn't put forth my best effort in everything that was asked of me. I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out with soap if I uttered a profanity. I was drug out to pull weeds in mom's garden and flower beds and cockleburs out of dad's fields. I was drug to th

Superman
At the end of a long crime-fighting day, Superman decides he needs to relax for a few hours, so he rings Spiderman to see if he'd like to go out for a drink. Spiderman replies, "No, I have to repair my web spinner." So, Superman rings a few more of his super hero friends and they're all busy. As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonder Woman's apartment to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw her lying on her bed naked. She's lying there and squirming around looking real hot. Superman was getting turned on looking at her. He thought to himself: "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could be in there, have sex, and be out again before she knew what was happening." So Superman did his super thing in a split second and flew off happily. Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder Woman said: "Did you hear something?" "No!" said the Invisible Man, "But my ass hurts like hell!"

Spineshank - New Disease
Jetzt kann ich diesem jede Sache nehmen, die ich kenne Stellen Sie fest, daß ich nichts bin, den ich sein wollte Ich kann alles nie ändern, das ich getan habe Weil sein die einzige Sache, die ich gelassen habe Tadeln sich wieder für, was ich nicht tat Wußte nie wirklich, daß sie von mir kam Sie änderte die Weise, die ich glaubte, daß das schlechteste, SCHON zu kommen ist Weil ich zu weit jetzt gegangen bin Niemand, niemand, niemand, niemand Ändern Sie meinen Verstand Und er führt mich zu einer neuen Krankheit Jemand, jemand, jemand, jemand Laßt ihm sterben Aber es wird noch eine neue Krankheit Ist dieses alles wert, was dieses mich angetan hat Gewässert hinunter meine Richtungen und gedreht ihnen auf mir Bumsensittlichkeitsgefühl und jede Sache, die ich kenne Wenn ich nicht dieses dann haßte, könnte ich nicht gehen Verkörpern sich für, was ich pflegte, zu sein Ablehnung ist alle, die jetzt gelassen wird Niemand, niemand, niemand, niemand Ändern Sie meinen

Attn Family, Friends And Fans
CAN YOU SPARE A FEW MINS AND COMMENTS TO HELP OUT?!?!OK here area the rules to the contest I am in. Please come and help me. 1 place is a month VIC, 2nd is 7 day blast, and 3rd is a 3 day blast. Thanks all in advance for the help, let me know and all love will be returned. OH yeah....its starts now and runs for 2 weeks! hugs Me 1.SELF BOMBING ALLOWED 2.RATES = 1 COMMENT 3.NO MACHINES 4.NO BLANK COMMENTS 5.NO CHEATING (CHEATERS WILL BE DELETED) HAVE FUN ALL

She Did It Again
She is ignoring me again. I thought that things were different now after she answered my last 2 emails on myspace. I tried to contact her today and all I got was a reply that said - Steph you are such a nice girl at times why don't you stop obsessing and go find a man? You can't hold onto the idea of what you lost or what you never had forever. What did I tell Mike all the time? Embrace and admit to your past but learn to let it go, embrace and live your present because it can end at any moment, and be optimistic about your future because you never know who or what it holds or you. Steph that is something that you need to think about right now. Yes, I know Mike is gone and honey he is not coming back, ever so forget about him and move on. I know you think you love me but honey it is all just some weird form of compensation in your mind, maybe you think if you love me then I'll bring Mike back to you, but it is never going to happen. As it is right now Steph I can't deal wi

Im No Longer
hi there, just a note to say that im not running with a.o.m bomb sqaud as it not working. so if theres a family that would have me it would be great. i do like bombing but not be the only one. cheers and thanks to maria also thanks to all the angels. richard

Lfe And Romance
my freind kim sent this out.. she's sooo smart!! THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO CAN WALK AWAY FROM YOU. AND HEAR ME WHEN I TELL YOU THIS! WHEN PEOPLE CAN WALK AWAY FROM YOU: LET THEM WALK. I DON'T WANT YOU TO TRY TO TALK ANOTHER PERSON INTO STAYING WITH YOU, LOVING YOU, CALLING YOU, CARING ABOUT YOU, COMING TO SEE YOU, STAYING ATTACHED TO YOU. WHEN PEOPLE CAN WALK AWAY FROM YOU LET THEM WALK. YOUR DESTINY IS NEVER TIED TO ANYBODY THAT LEFT. THE BIBLE SAID THAT, THEY CAME OUT FROM US THAT IT MIGHT BE MADE MANIFEST THAT THEY WERE NOT FOR US. FOR HAD THEY BEEN OF US, NO DOUBT THEY WOULD HAVE CONTINUED WITH US. (1 JOHN 2:19) PEOPLE LEAVE YOU BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT JOINED TO YOU. AND IF THEY ARE NOT JOINED TO YOU YOU CAN'T MAKE THEM STAY. LET THEM GO. AND IT DOESN'T MEAN THEY ARE A BAD PERSON IT JUST MEANS THAT THEIR PART IN THE STORY IS OVER. AND YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW WHEN PEOPLE'S PART IN YOUR STORY IS OVER SO THAT YOU DON'T! KEEP TRYING TO RAISE THE DEAD. YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW W

Life And Me!!!
I keep hearing this song and the more i hear it the more it fits me perfectly!! here are the lyrics: ..>..> Artist: Jon Mclaughlin Song: Beautiful Disaster Album: Popular Songs She loves her mama's lemonade, Hates the sounds that goodbyes make. She prays one day she'll find someone to need her. She swears that there's no difference, Between the lies and complements. It's all the same if everybody leaves her. And every magazine tells her she's not good enough, The pictures that she sees make her cry. And she would change everything, everything just ask her. Caught in the in between of beautiful disaster, And she needs someone to take her home. She's giving boys what they want, tries to act so nonchalant, Afraid they'll see that she's lost her direction. She never stays the same for long, Assuming that she'll get it wrong. Perfect only in her imperfection. She's not a drama queen, She doesn't want to feel this way, only seventeen but tired She woul

Tuesday Links: Rock Scream Tuesday, Jim Norton's Book Out Today, Coming To Philly Tomorrow, Jimmy On Cw11, Traveling Virus Coming To Mass, New Vid
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Good morning, kids! Have yourself a hot beverage, warm up your vocal cords, watch Mr. Gim Gillette, and put on your best concert T-shirt, because it's Rock Scream Tuesday on the Opie and Anthony Show! Call in to the show (866-212-5762) and do your best Metal God impression. Our own Jim Norton was on CW 11 this morning promoting his new book HAPPY ENDINGS: The Tales Of A Meaty-Breasted Zilch, which is on SALE NOW! (we'll have the video online soon). Remember, if you want to see all of the O&A Show LIVE, in studio...Turn on your PALTALK now and check us out as we pick our noses, eat our breakfast, and rub butts with Jim Norton. Of course, you may be doing that just to check out the Ladies Of Paltalk (just log in to the "Opie and Anthony LIVE" room), and enjoy topless ladies, women sleeping naked, and lots of morning sex going on. Yo Philly! The O&A Show is headed your way! We'll be heading down out after the show T

Here Is Aanother One
my friends always told me that you would make me cry my friends always told me that you would always lie my friends always told me that i will find someone new but my friends never told me my heart will always want you.

Real Fights
Syracuse, 1996 We all know this one. As the story goes, Shawn got a little too flirty with a female who was dating one of the military thugs at the bar. Once outside, the thugs jumped Michaels and beat him silly. Big ol’ Bulldog and small (but feisty) X-Pac jumped out of the car to help out Shawn until the thugs ran away. A battered and bruised Michaels appeared on Raw shortly thereafter and the announcers acknowledged the legit beating. WINNER: Thugs, and all Canadian fans who hate Shawn. Shawn Michaels vs. Ron & Don Harris, 1996 I think this happened right before the Syracuse incident. The Harris twins were on their way out of the WWF, and decided to shake a little fear into HBK in the locker room before they left. If they really wanted to scare Shawn, they should’ve threatened him with tapes of their matches in WCW in ’99. WINNER: WWF fans, who didn’t have to watch the Harris twins wrestle anymore. And the Canadians again. Eddy Guerrero vs. Road Warrior Hawk, 199? Hea

Workout Proper Attire
If you are going to work out, please come in proper attire. Don't come to workout in church shoes. Don't come to workout in walking shorts and black socks. You look like somebody's grandma/grandpa.. but then again, maybe you are. Don't workout in an Polo/Izod shirt. See above. If you are not sure what you are doing, ask one of the people that work there, stupid. Don't stay on the same machine to complete your whole set of reps. There are other machines you can use between sets. You are holding up the people who actually know what they are doing. Don't wear an ipod until you are sure you know what you are doing. Women, don't cover up your booty if you wear spandex. You wore the spandex for a reason. Let the reason be known. Also, women, now I don't know this from personal experience, but a friend of a friend suggests not to wear thongs while working out, unless you want to be rubbed raw in places that only your doctor should see. I actually saw this one today: If you workout during you

July 10th Capricorn Horoscope
When a certain someone's on the scene, something miraculous happens in your heart. Go ahead and giggle like a schoolgirl. This change in your emotional state makes you notice other moments of magic in your life

Mouth Is Moving But ....
Subject: Fwd: FW: The Mouth is Moving But............ Think before you speak... Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I

A Poem For You
I wanted to write you a poem So you could know just how I feel, I want you to know you are needed Even when you are far away, I want you to know you are thought of Every second of everyday. You make me happy, you make me smile, You make the waiting worth my while. I hold tight to each amazing dream of you, I hope that one day we can make them come true. A special place I'll keep for you in my heart, A life without you I could never start. I could never get over you and just move on It would only hurt me more To know that you were gone. Simple love I call it. Not needing or asking for much Just knowing that you care With only words, without the touch. Like I've said many times before, It makes no difference where you are. You could be here beside me Or you could be miles and miles afar. Every minute and every moment I fill with thoughts of you Thinking of the places we'll go And all the things we'll do. You're my "Perfect Man

A Closed Heart
As time goes by, I realize my heart is still beating, But still I am scared of these feelings, I feel inside me. A closed heart. I am scared to love again I am scared to fall in love again, I am afraid of everything I see, My body is shaking My heart is breaking A closed heart My mind is not settled at all My life is full of lies, My heart it is puzzled And all I see is the darkness, A closed heart I ask myself so many questions Why you left me Why you dint tell me Without an answers, A closed heart. The closed heart is my heart, Who is going to open it? And to make it to fall in love again Yet it stills a closed heart.

A Hevenly Erotic Night
Soft music fills the candle lit room, with all our love to share. You kiss my lips & tenderly caress me, keeps telling me how much you care. Your hands are caressing my breast. The sensation is so thrilling. Everytime you make love to me, it gets more & more fulfilling. I'm enjoying your warm & wet kisses, they are awakening my passionate senses. When you whisper sweet nothings in my ear, a erotic feeling comes on, and my body tenses. Then I tell you how much you mean to me, as you kiss my nipples with your wet eager lips. Then I gaze into your dark brown eyes, & caress your face with my fingertips. Like a magnet your body is drawn to mine, I moan with utter delight. With the rhythmical motions of love, we conclude a heavenly night. A passionate poem about a passionate person!

I Look...
I look into your eyes and see those tears the pain inside reveals all my fears. The fears you stopped loving me or at the worst never really did. The lives we now share you use as pawns Wielding them about with ungracious brawn. Trying hard to make me the demon fro your evil plan your brazen attempt of removal of my love. When most fathers walk away and forget in order to just may life upset. Someday your day will come and when you stand the gates they will shun. Your selfish ways of hiding the love we share shall close the gates of heaven holding back from you.

Hahaha
95 questions, fill out and repost. Favorite 1. gum: bubble yummyy lol 2. restaurant: bill's kitchen 3. drink: soda >.> 4. season: fall 5. type of weather: raing and dark 6. type of emotion: happy 8. late-night activity: none lol 9. sport: none 10. city: mine >> 11. store: ugh When was the last time you- 12. cried: next summer i will...i swear! 13. played a sport: me? active? lol 14. laughed: last question was hysterical! ;) 15. hugged someone: eww 16. kissed someone: eww 17. felt depressed: hmmmmmmmmm 18. felt overworked: never haha 19. felt sick: hmmmm What was the last- 20. word you said: hmm 21. thing you ate: food 22. song you listened to: lilly allennnnn 23. last thing you drank: soda 24. place you went to: hell 25. movie you saw: hmmmmm 26. movie you rented: hmmm 27. movie you went to: ur mom Have you ever- 40. danced in the rain: no 41. kissed someone: yup 42. done drugs: yessssss 43. smoked: yea...3 different things ^_^ 44. partied 'ti

Hahahaha
*ABOUT YOUUU. Full Name: Bill >.> Birthday: sept 26th Birthplace: springfield XD (where basketball was invented) lol Eye Color: bluuuue. Hair Color: blond. Height: 5'9 Weight: 2 tons (4,000 lbs.) lol Right handed or Left handed? lefttt . Your Heritage: french, english My Worst Habit: biting nails Zodiac Sign: libraaa Shoe Size: 10 or 11 Pants Size: lol Innie or Outie? innie. Parents Still Together? nope The Shoes You Wore Today: noneeee Your Weakness: junk food lol Your Fears: spiders and snakesssss. Your Perfect Pizza: hawaiinnnnnnn Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: die Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: "LOL" Thoughts First Waking Up: die bill...DIE Your Best Physical Feature: none Your Bedtime: whenever. Your Most Missed Memory: none .> What Is The Best Feeling In The World? oral sex Worst Feeling? anal sex, LOL!! Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up? hell

Hahahahahaha
1. WHATS YOUR BROTHERS NAME? Derek lol 2. WHAT WERE YOU DOING 10 MINUTES AGO? watching Seinfeld >.> 3. IF YOU WERE A COLOR, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? black:-O 4. MTV, BET, OR VH1? VH1 5. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE RIGHT NOW, WHERE WOULD IT BE? in a box in the ground :) 6. NAME A PERSON(S) THAT STARTS WITH THE LETTER "R"? retard 7. WHERE..s possible! but I hope not :( 32.WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU GOT MAD AT? hmm........... 33.WHAT DO YOU HEAR AT THIS VERY MOMENT? T.V. THIS UPCOMING SUMMER... 1) Are you going anywhere for vacation? no 2) Are you seeing anyone special? no 3) Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? no 4) Do you have a pool? no 5) Do you like the summer? nooooooooooooooo 6) Have you ever been on a jet ski? I think I tried once longggggggg ago 7) Do you want a summer romance? no 8) Are you going to go fishing? no...but I would lol 9) Do you like fireworks? not when ppl have them go off at all hours of the night!

Why’s Love So Much Pain..?!
Why brings love so much pain..? Why is it so such a terribly game? Why is it every time so sad..? Because it gives me depression for something you quite eager will For my heart there’s no fill Now it makes a confusion in my head Why is there no little time to feel happy Only grief and cry why it so hard..? Why..why..why..

1st And Foremost...
There comes a time in every man's life when he's gotta sit himself down, look straight ahead and tell himself....FUCK I'M BORED! That day came for me and by the grace of the internet I stumbled across this wondrous place. So I beseach all who read, take me unto thine bosoms and embrace me as one of your own!

Kids...lol
good morning cherries! hope everyone is haven a good day so far. well, virtual honeymoon is over(see honeymoon blog) and now back to reality....lol who out there has kids? ive got 3, 2 boys and a girl. my daughter is out with her dad(truck driver) and they wont be home till this weekend, so im got the boys...omg...who out there knows what its like to listen to boys fight ALL DAY LONG? lol i swear, its over anything, ive heard it all, from "he broke this" to "he took mine", silly stuff, nothen worth fighen over, but they will fight anyways...lol. oldest son will go with dad next trip, then will be down to boy/girl, that aint so bad, but she is at that pre-teen age, so its all about attitude...lol and music...lol. so tell me cherries, (especially moms) whats better, boys or girls??lol but i love them, they is my babies, but at least as babies...i could stuff a bottle in their chops..fights over...lol. anyways all, i reckon i should go post some howdys to my cherry pals, im on dial up a

Drittes Auge Blinde Überbrücker-lyriken
Ich wünsche, daß Sie von dieser Leiste mein Freund zurücktreten würden, Sie konnten mit allen Lügen, das durchschneiden, das Sie innen gelebt haben, Und wenn Sie nicht mich wieder sehen möchten, würde ich verstehen. Ich würde verstehen. Der verärgerte Junge, eine Spitze zu geisteskrank, Über geheimen Schmerz gefrieren, Sie wissen, daß Sie nicht gehören, Sie sind das erste, zum zu kämpfen, Sie sind die laute Weise zu, Sie sind der Blitz des Lichtes, auf einem Beerdigung Abschirmrahmen Ich weiß etwas falsch, Brunnen jeder, das ich weiß, hat einen Grund, sagen, setzen Sie die Vergangenheit weg, Ich wünsche, daß Sie von dieser Leiste mein Freund zurücktreten würden, Sie konnten mit allen Lügen durchschneiden, Daß Sie innen gelebt haben, Und wenn Sie nicht mich wieder sehen möchten, Ich würde verstehen, Ich würde verstehen. Und wohl ist er auf der Tabelle, und er wird gegangen, um zu kodieren, Und ich denke nicht, daß jedermann weiß, Was sie hier tun, Und Ihre Fr

Soldier
The soldier boy was sitting calmly underneath that tree. As I approached it, I could see him beckoning to me. The battle had been long and hard and lasted through the night And scores of figures on the ground lay still by morning's light. "I wonder if you'd help me, sir", he smiled as best he could. "A sip of water on this morn would surely do me good. We fought all day and fought all night with scarcely any rest - A sip of water for I have a small pain in my chest." As I looked at him, I could see the large stain on his shirt All reddish-brown from his warm blood mixed in with Iraqi sand. "Not much", said he. "I count myself more lucky than the rest. They're all gone while I just have a small pain in my chest." "Must be fatigue", he weakly smiled. "I must be getting old. I see the sun is shining bright and yet I'm feeling cold. We climbed the hill, two hundred strong, but as we cleared the crest, The night exploded and I felt this small pain in my chest." "I lo

Very Funny T-shirt Store!
Hi I run www.retrogod.com, I design every single t-shirt there and I really need some free promotion from all you beautiful people. If you like digg, technocrati, delicious, or run a popular blog, please give the site a shout. I can't get my damn head around all the marketing junk, I just wanna design my tees and people laugh. So come see all my hilarous, weird and cool t shirts at www.retrogod.com and then spread the word! Now here's a crazy idea, maybe one or two of you lovely cherries might even buy a tee or two! I need the money for my vices, give me a shout! Luv Paul www.RetroGod.com

Poetry
For a moment in time I would give the world and more To be you For a second of your day To feel the beat of your heart I would die How many times can a heart be broken When does it end Will it mend How often are you thankful for what you have Once or never Are you happy To know that she loves you always To be certain of his adoration Do you ever wonder To know that you are worth all that you are Not alone, Not afraid Is it splendid Why do you take it for granted The great wealth that you throw away Give it to me I would give all I have just to be you For a moment Or a day

Profile
afternoon cherries!!!! hope all is well!! ok, i think im finished spruce'n up my profile now, for a bit anyways...lol, i tried to pick graphics that best fit me....lol and loaded and updated some photos..most are still packed in storage back home, but these will have to do for now...lol. well, im off to make supper, unless someone is offering to pick up a pizza and stop by...(hey, worth a try to stay out of a hot kitchen...lol) then going to play my son a game of chess...thou i will win...its fun to see him try and beat me at it...lol see all ya's later!!xoxox S.

50 Questions Of Consequence
1. Are you taller than your mom? Yes, by about four inches 2. What color is your shower curtain? It's actually a plexi door 3. What is the closest thing to you right now that is red? Clock 4. What is your ring tone? N/A 5. Does anything hurt on your body right now? yes - my feet 6. What color is your favorite pillow? green 7.What is your favorite video game? On the PC, "Rise Of Nations" 8. Had a nap today? no 9. Gold or Silver? gold 10. Is there an animal that creeps you out? any bug 11.Who was the last person you rode an elevator with? some strangers at work 12. Did you go ice skating as a kid? Yes 13. Ever have stitches? Yes (wisdom teeth) 14. Favorite non-alcoholic drink? Pepsi Jazz 15. How long ago did you hug someone? Today 16.What's something you want to do before you die? See Japan 17. Have you ever caught something on fire? Yes 18. Have you ever seen a ghost? Well...I don't really know. I've seen some creepy

Honestly
I'm kinda having trouble tonight because the night we got robbed was the night before I went to Charlotte last time. I made the mistake of going to the same mall and I have to take shower late. All things I did that night. On the other hand I'm also talking to an amazing man who is making my life a lot better. Maybe that will help change the outcome. I hope so. He does after all stop my nightmares!!!

Life
Well, the worst chapter of my life is now over and I get to start fresh. It's actually alot scarier than I thought it would be, but at the sametime so exciting. I get to start over someplace new. New house, new job, new friends, new town (and maybe someday a new man). Things seem to happen in life and you have to make a choice. This time I made my choice and am looking forward to it. I know it's not gonna be easy, and to trust anyone will be even more difficult, but I know I'm a strong willed person and eventually things will get better. They have to, they certainly can't get any worse. It's up to me now. I can't remember the last time I felt so uncertain about something so major and at the sametime so relieved and excited. The unknown doesn't always have to be a bad thing. Just gonna do the very best I can and make way better decisions in the future and expect that I and I alone can make it all ok again.

Stupid Relationship Shiz.
So I've been single since Feb 5th, and haven't gotten laid since.... Jan 15th ish.. Yeah. /cough. HOW DO I LIVE?! I know, I know, lol. I dunno though.. I've had offers and things, It's just not what I'm looking for. Random one-nighters, Friends with benefits, etc. I'm 22, and I've never had one of those affectionate, loving relationships. Or one that didn't start off with something sexual. It's not like I ask for alot when it comes to relationships. I'm not that clingy, earn my trust and there'll be no problems. I don't want stuff, jewelry and flowers n that other shit. I don't want someone to take me out. I just want to hang out and enjoy eachothers company, with friends or whatever. Someone I can consider a best friend, and partner. Maybe I am asking too much. Hmm. Blah. Not to mention I'm confused as fuck by the guys.. sorta in my life atm. My ex told me he still wears my ring, which is weird. This kid who lives pretty close... I like alot. But, I don't know i

Started This Past Monday, Goes For 2 Wks
If ya get the chance, come help me out through- out the contest and help me win, thanx everybody! :D COME VOTE AND COMMENT BOMB ME AS MUCH AS YOU CAN IN THE "BEST DEFAULT PIC" CONTEST!! RULES: best default pic contest: comment bombing is allowed but no cheating with programs you can bomb yourself...first place will get a 30day VIC 2nd place will get a 7 day blast and 3rd will get a 3 day blast... ***will start monday July 9th and will run for 2 weeks** click the pic below to rate & comment on my pic............. Thanx Everybody!! hugz,kissez & luv to ya!! ........ Jade :D

Til There Was You.
Till There Was You Come in I’ve been expecting you There’s a knock on the door and love walks through And lights a fire and smiles a smile As if love were going to stay a while And fire breathes and weaves its spell But love runs out of lies to tell. For love is restless, love’s a flirt Love has places to go and people to hurt. So here’s the shovel to smother the flame. Tomorrow you’ll barely remember my name And I’ll try to forget you, my dearest one As a prisoner tries to forgets the sun For life holds no purpose, and love holds no charms Since I beheld you in another’s arms This is one of my fav. poems, Not One Of Mine I do write and will be posting my own soon! I just really like it tell me how you like it.

This Makes Me Sad.........
Munchkin was diagnosed today with CP... Cerebral Palsy.... This is very sad to me... Although we knew it was coming... All the signs were there... But in a way this is a good thing... Now we have a title to all those conditions she had... And this will help with ordering medical supplies and therapies.... I want to write more... but my heart is very very heavy right now... So I am going to go offline for now....

Ct Profile Hacking
subject: How Your CT Profile Gets Hacked *****IMPORTANT INFO INSIDE****** post date: 2007-07-10 08:24:51 views: 52 comments: 2 ratings: 0 How Your CT Profile Gets Hacked *****IMPORTANT INFO INSIDE****** This is how your site gets hacked....You will be surfing your page and reading the add requests. You may see a profile that you like. Then you may decide to add that person so you do. Very soon after you add this person you will probably go to post a comment. Then what happens is you will get a message that says YOU MUST BE LOGGED ON TO PREFORM THIS ACTION ...... DON'T DO IT! This is how they get your password...Trust me Immediately close your browser then Log back in. If you had paid attention as I do you will notice two things that are dead giveaways. The first one is how many times you have been viewed. I reset to Zero after every session so for me it was easy. Ninety Nine views in 30 seconds- NO way.Then the other thing is when the Fake Login page does come up.

Love And Life
Standing at the back door she tried to make it fast One tear hit the hardwood, it fell like broken glass She said sometimes love slips away And you just can’t get it back lets face it For one split second she almost turned around But that would be like pouring raindrops back into a cloud So she took another step and said I see the way out and i’m gonna take it I don’t wanna spend my life jaded, waiting To wake up one day and find That i let all of these years go by wasted Another glass of whiskey, but it still don’t kill the pain He stumbles to the sink and pours it down the drain He said it’s time to be a man and stop living for yesterday Gotta face it Chorus: i don’t wanna spend my life jaded, waiting To wake up one day and find That i let all of these years go by wasted I don’t wanna keep on wishing, missing The still of the morning, the color of the night I ain’t spending no more time wasted She kept driving along ‘til the moon and the sun Were floati

My Lips...such A Bad Analysis Tho
What People Think of Your Mouth People see you as both demanding and irresistible. You are often the center of attention - and that's how you like it. You are up for anything and very energetic. People sometimes propose wild ideas to you. And who knows? Maybe you'll take them up on it. You are known to be a little freaky! What Does Your Mouth Say About You?

Bikers
Motorcycle Riders This is real For all who know Motorcycle Riders .............. I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our

Older Blogs 2
Thursday, May 24, 2007 Comfortable in my own skin Category: Life It seems now that I am getting older, I find that I am really in the learning phase of my life. The past two years of employment paired me working with a retired Catholic Priest, and the lessons that he taught me without even realizing. The strongest thing that I learned while working with him was that my patience level was tested and proved to be high while interacting with him. He always had so many insights and stories that moved me in ways that I never expressed to him. He was a great listener, and never passed judgment on anyone, which was a wonderful trait he was given. He was the one person that I could ask questions about death and suicide without feeling shameful, or that it would warrant harsh thoughts on my questions. He was able to give me some peace about the situation, and I know he prayed for me, even though he never expressed those words to me. So, the place where I was not always happy t

Friday Links: O&a Back In New York, Dl Hughley, Michael Moore, Traveling Virus Specials, Philly Photos Online, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) After two successful days at WYSP in Philadelphia, the Opie and Anthony Show and crew are back in New York to finish out the week strong. Today on the POgram, we have DL Hughley stopping by to promote his gigs at Caroline's this weekend. SICKO director Michael Moore will also be checking in to the show (check out his CNN rant now). If you want to see any of these wonderful people LIVE in-studio, just turn on your PALTALK and check out the live video feeds. Of course, you might be gawking at the Ladies Of Paltalk, who are sleeping nude, getting dressed, and showering... all LIVE on cam (FlightBenefits, we're checking YOU out this morning. DAMN, lady.) Thanks to E-Rock, we have MORE photos from our visit to WYSP online. We'll have video clips online soon, but for now, check out these: O&A LIVE at WYSP - Day 1 2007 WOW MOTORCYCLE RUN - Live at The Lagoon in Essington O&A LIVE at WYSP - Day 2 Jim Norton's book, HA

I Am Traveling
I am traveling alot in the month of July! I am leaving the computer on so that i can get my points while I am away. Sorry if this makes you think that I am here. I will be in and out till August hope you all have a great JULY! :)

I Wanna Know..!!!!!
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? YES 2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? TODAY 3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING NO 4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? MESQUITE SMOKED TURKEY 5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? YES 6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? SURE 7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? ONLY WHEN NEEDED 8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS NO 9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? HELL NO 10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? SMART START 11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? NO 12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? DEPENDS ON SITUATION 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? STRAWBERRY 14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? EYES 15. RED OR PINK? PINK 16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? STOMACH 17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST MY DAD 18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? OF COURSE,I MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING NEW 19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? UMMMMM, NO PANTS AND BLUE HOUSESHOES 20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THI

As I Think Of You
As I think of you; alone in my room, I can see your face and you are smiling at me. I wonder if you are thinking of me too, seeing me smiling at you. As I think of you; I know we said good-bye, I wonder if we will be together someday. maybe we'll be ok, the second time around, at least I hope so. As I think of you; I think you may be too, the same things I do. Once in a while something reminds me of you, and the things we used to do. I sit here and wonder if you do too, think the things we used to do. As i think of you; I wonder what you are doing, whatever it is I want to be with you. I really wish we could be together again, and be the way we used to be. I know now that you want to be with me, you also want to be the same, like the way it used to be. As I think of you; and the things you say, I wonder when you are going to come my way. I hope we will be together again soon, but I don't know if I can wait. As I think of you; I silently tell you I love

Random Thoughts.
Wandering around, it seems so random. Who you meet and how. Where and when. Any change in one would change everything, or would it. Who you chose to bring close and who to push away. Who do you forget and who do you remember.

Who Died The Worst.
Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed that Heaven will only admit 33% of applicants today. The admissions standard: Who died the worst death? So, St. Peter takes each of the three men aside in turn and asks them about how they died. First man: "I'd been suspecting for a long time that my wife was cheating on me. I decided to come home early from work one afternoon and check to see if I could catch her in the act. When I got back to my apartment, I heard the water running. My wife was in the shower. I looked everywhere for the guy, but couldn't find anyone or any trace that he had been there. The last place I looked was out on the balcony. I found the bastard hanging from the edge, trying to get back in! So I started jumping up and down on his hands, and he yelled, but he didn't fall. So I ran inside and got a hammer, and crushed his fingers with it until he fell twenty-five floors screaming in agony. But the fall didn't

Safety Tips For Those A Little Short On Common Sense
Sometimes I look back on some of the stupid call that I have run and my theory that the gene pool needs an extra dose of chlorine is reaffirmed. Here are some shining examples of "bright" ideas that had a bad outcome: Thinking that if you filter unleaded gas through a piece of white bread makes it safe to drink. Then compounding the problem by lighting a cigarette after your glass of 87 octane. Funneling concrete or small furry animals is not good for the G.I. tract. Letting go of a vibrator that is implanted in your husband's ass and then smacking him on said ass. This usually requires an invasive procedure to remove and causes great embarrassment when filing for reimbursement for the ambulance bill. Telling the person who is giving you a round of "oral hugging" that they are pathetic and that you have gotten better from their brother. For the geriatric crowd, I don't recommend that when your stubborn spouse refuses to go to the hospital, even if they are seriously ill, PLEASE

The Hangover Monster And His Trusty Sidekick
Greetings once again from the land of confusion! I have a question for you all and wondering if I am the only person that had this happen or if the hangover monster decided to visit everyone New Year's morning.... This year for New Year's I was the anti-social asshole and stayed home. I did this for several reasons ranging from not wanting to be humped on the dance floor by Elmer Ho-Handle and his brother Daryl and his other brother Daryl to having to hold the hair of a friend while they vomited from all the alcohol that they drank. Last time I went out on New Years, I came REALLY close to going to jail for especially aggrivated assault (also known as assault with intent to kill) because 2 jackasses trapped me in a corner and attempted to drug me and do things to me that they wanted and I told them would happen about the same time that the tempin hell reached the same as liquid nitrogen. Is it a useless statement to to say that I might have ruined their New Years? Luck was with me a

A Few Reflections
Its not until you lose everything that you are free to do anything Tyler Durdan in Fight Club I have come to reflect on how much my life has changed in the last year. I used to be a miserable person; hostile, in pain, burned out insomniac would have been a kind description. There has been a lot happen in the past year and looking back on it I realized where it changed... I was working in Erwin for an EMS service that treats their medics like shit, paying little and working lots. M called and told me that he had someone he wanted me to meet, this was odd since he had been with the last woman that I met almost a year before I met her and this was their first date. I was thrown for a loop but curious. They pulled up and this beautiful redhead got out and I liked her right off the bat. I thought "Red hair and big boobs...much better than the last one...mental note need to find that psycho and snap her neck." M introduced us and after about 5 min I knew that if he screwed this one

You Are
You are my moon You are my stars You are the light that guides me from a far You are the days That make my nights You are the sun That lights my way You are the heart That helps guide my dreams You are the hope That help me keep going You are the spirit That guides me though the night You are the angel That reaches out to me in my darkest hours - Cassie Brandon

Life
In everyone's life, you reach a turning point. Some of us are actually fortunate enough to get a few "turning points." Our problem most of the time, is that human nature gets in the way of us recognizing our "turning points", and so we let them just pass us by. I had no idea that life would be so full of challenges & heartaches. But now that I do, I sit back and look at my beautiful children and pray to God every nite to give me the knowledge and strength to raise them in this Hell Hole, that we all call "life." For the most part, your life is what you make it. We all sit around and whine how we wish we had more, or did better...but thats just it...we TALK. Life gets more challenging with every passing day. Technology has now replaced our need for actual, "personal" relationships. Now we have text, and we can even date conviently online. All that leads to is a bunch of people involved in "relationships" that begin on a lie to begin with.

Even More Ignorant People!
Undignified Deaths A 54-year-old man was killed while running to catch his bus in Greater Manchester, England, in May; he accidentally ran smack into a lamppost and fell into the street, where the bus ran over him. [BBC News, 5-9-07] Police in Los Angeles said in May that they believe a 21-year-old man deliberately parked his car on railroad tracks, with his girlfriend inside and a train approaching. However, the girlfriend survived (with serious injuries), and the man was killed by shrapnel from the collision as he was fleeing. [Los Angeles Times, 5-22-07] ***HAHAHA KARMA IS A BITCH ASSHOLE......*** Fetishes on Parade Police in Guelph, Ontario, were on the lookout in May for the man they thought responsible for three incidents in which someone approached a woman and asked that she kick him in the groin. A police spokesman said no crime had been committed, but that they are "concerned." [Springfield (Mo.) News-Leader-AP, 5-28-07] In New York City in June, Frank Ranie

My Test Results
You have a sexual IQ of 144 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Saturday 7/14/07
Not much going on today, but my brother gets to come home today after being in the hospital for a month because of a jet ski accident last month. Anyway, other than visiting with him I'll most likely just be doing the same old thing, listening to music and chatting whenever anyone decides to come online lol. I have a feeling it won't be boring here too long because I think most of my brothers friends will probably be "moving in" for awhile lol, but that's cool because I think it will lift J.C.'s spirits to have his friends around while he continues to heal and get better. Not sure when he'll have to go back for more rehab, but at least it'll only be for a week or two most likely. Well, not much to report yet today, so I'm going to end this here and write more later today or tomorrow. Have a good day all.

Random Thoughts
Every little thing you do, may have astounding consequences. A random comment to get points may introduce you to your new best friend, or find you with a stalker who will not let you be. If you hadn't taken that one moment to put yourself out there what would you have missed? Or is it just meant to be.

♥if You Even Care♥
Why do people commit suicide?Why do people cut themselves? Why do girls become anerexic and belimec? Why do kids bring guns to school?Why do kids get depressed...so they start using meds, and abusing them?Why do girls feel the need to act like sluts to impress guys?Why cant people show their sexuality freely, without worrying about being judged?In the Bill Of Rights, it says we have FREEDOM OF SPEECH! So why are we so afraid to speak up for ourselves?I KNOW WHY! Cliques"Gangstas""Preps""Nerds""Goths""Emos""Scene//Hardcore kids""Punks"^^^AND THATS NOT EVEN HALF OF THEM!Society in generalWe live in a world where if your not skinny, not beautiful, not sexy, not straight...your tortured, abused, and humiliated. We say that we are all equal but, there is still racism, sexism, and people judging others based on there religion, color, size, heritage, ect.IS THIS AMERICAN?IS THIS THE NATION WE LIVE IN AND FIGHT

The Betrayal
The betrayal rocked her world. He swears that he loves you but then comes home with whip marks across his pretty ass! O this will NOT be tolerated! Riley had pushed Serena's bitch button and now he must pay the price. Telling her that he was going to a car show with his buddies, I mean come on! I'll take terrible lies for a thousand Alex. But Serena had been a major player in her time taking whatever man she wanted and to hell with the consequence and to her thinking this was a karmic balance. Don't think that she was going to let him get away with this betrayal, far from it. Now bear in mind that they met online when he thought that he found a Domme and she thought that she had found her switch. He accepted her collar and she then accepted his hand in marriage. For 4 wonderful years she thought they had the perfect life. Now I'm going to tell you the story of how she paid him back and set the rules for their lives. Riley is a bouncer and dj at a local club so he works nights. Seren

My Best Friend
My Best Friend My best friend and my lover, My companion through the journey of life; all these things you are to me. Through good times and through strife I look into your eyes and see all my dreams in there my heart knows no boundaries' my soul knows no fear. God placed you by my side, and there you'll always stand shoulder to shoulder, eye to eye forever hand and hand most times I walk beside you, other times I walk behind.... To be able to watch over you, When you have a troubled mind. My need for you is great, My love for you is true, My wife and my hero, I give my life to you. 5-10-03

Hex For An Ex
So I'm going to try cursing my ex. I know I can die happily if I know that he's either completely changed his ways for the better, or that he's the most miserable fuck on earth because he wont change. My two friends and I, they who have also suffered anguish because of him, will be doing this, hence the 'we'. So this is what I'm hoping will happen..... Joshua Brandon Johnson You have committed a terrible crime As a cheater, may you always be cheated upon As a liar, may you always be lied to May your eyes see clearly the thoughts and actions made upon you And your mind know and understand everything you have done wrong in return May your heart be forever filled with regret Let every girl you date Find out who and what you are, and what you will do Within a month of having met you Let every female shun you Let every friend become a foe May you become infertile so that you will never bring another You into the world Let any pain done unto others be temporary and light

Open
open a window let the light shine in on your darkness there is no need for shadows! no reason for hiding just be inviting of all that lies before you Why close yourself in when the world desires to see you! Break free! No chains lie here No locks or foreboding walls. I stand before you With my hand outstretched Will you take it? Come with me, love! Become me Open your eyes and engulf me Open arms await a weary traveler I wait for you to come to me! I will hold you safe and secure There will no longer be a need to resist To hold back and insist You're welcome here, in my bossom Lie your head down, rest your limbs Let me hold you now The world awaits us my love Will you walk beside me hand in hand?

Something Else
Look at that Here she comes Here comes that girl again One of the cutest since I dont know when But she dont notice me when I pass She goes with all the guys from outta my class But that cant stop me from thinkin to myself Shes sure fine lookin, man, shes something else Look at that cross the street Theres a car built just for me To own a car would be a luxury But right now I cant afford the gas A brand new convertible is out of my class But that cant stop me from thinkin to myself That cars fine lookin, man, its something else Hey, look at that Just wait and see Worked hard and saved my dough I buy that car and then I roll up with joe Get me that girl and we go ridin around We look real sharp with the wide top down I keep on dreamin and thinkin to myself When it all comes true, man, thats something else Hey, look at that Whats all this? Never thought Id do this before But here Im a-knockin on her door My cars out front and its all mine Its a 41 job

Through A Haze Of Pain I've Glimpsed
through a haze of pain i've glimpsed you, a darker half that shines, pearls i've gazed upon in moonlight, the darker half that does entwine, i've sought you out over years, only seeing hints of your soft despair, a gentle kiss on my dreamstate lips, a smooth ripple here and there, you are like my monarch butterfly, hidden while you change, and i feel your potential blossoming, my whole life you'll rearrange, the anticipation of becoming you rings clear as a bell in my mind, you are everything i have ever sought to be, something of my own kind, slippery wings that flutter madly, you fight in ways i have not yet fought, a silent roar, mouthless, so loud, your voice is one i have not yet got, and when i hear the music and see the dance, you press against my skin like glass, and you breathe through my pores like they're open doors, knowing your time comes at last, soon, my darling friend, soon my soul will burn to be just like you, we'll dance, we'll twist the nig

Afraid To Dream
Afraid to dream, afraid tht you may not be there. Afraid to dream, without you it would seem so bare. With open arms I call to you "i want you dear" just as i reach for you, why do you disappear? Afraid to dream, I'll see you there with someone new, Afraid to find, another one caressing you. Although you promised me, that this could never be It's the thought of losing you, that makes me so afraid to dream.

My Muse
"Don't think I don't know I'm damaged," she says. "I do." I know she does. She is perched above my keyboard, Knees drawn to her chin, The ragged petals of her dress cracked and parchment-thin. The hands clasped around her legs are red and rough And end in talons. Her eyes are dark and her tongue is forked, And once wine-stained lips now drip venom. We are trapped together, she and I, And her heart holds nothing but contempt for me. I love her anyway.

Saturday 7/14/07 #2
One more blog for today since my brother has been home and I've gotten to talk to him some. He's doing really well, he has to use a walker for 6 to 8 weeks until his foot has healed. It turns out that he can get the rest of his rehab here unless he just wants to get it back in Lexington. I think he wants to do it here though, and I don't blame him lol. So the only thing we'll have to go to Lexington for is follow up dr. appointments that are coming up soon. Next will be court stuff so we arent sure what will happen there yet but I think it will work out fine. Well, I'm gonna end this here, have a great night everyone.

Life
So long since I've blogged on here but today is one of those days where I feel I just need to write. I'm driving home today from the store and see these 2 cute looking couples walking down the street (don't know why when it's 100 degrees out) and I'm like I so want that for me. It's not like I probably couldn't have that right now but I guess I'm picky. After being married for 7 years and then getting divorced I don't want to just jump into a relationship with just anyone. Want that person to be my everything, the person that turns my world upside down. Of course I want to be the same for that person as well. I don't think that I'm asking for too much, at least nothing more than anyone else would. Alright well maybe one day it will all come true for me. Until then.....

My Way (sid's Version)
And now, the end is near And so I face the final curtain You cunt, I´m not a queer I´ll state my case, of which I´m certain I´ve lived a life that´s full I've traveled each and every highway And more, much more than this I did it my way Regrets, I´ve had a few But then again, too few to mention I did, what I had to do And saw it through with out exemption I planned each chartered course Each careful step along the highway And more, much more than this I did it my way There were times, I´m sure you knew When there was fuck fuck fuck-all else to do But through it all, when there was doubt I shot it up or kicked it out I faced the wall and the world And did it my way I've laughed and been a snake I´ve had my fill, my share of losing And now, the tears subside I find it all so amusing To think, I killed a cat And may I say, not in a gay way Oh no, oh no not me I did it my way For what is a brat, what has he got When he wears hats and he cannot Say th

Hmm
1. Where were you 3 hours ago? sleeping or smth >.> hm, where did 2 go? up my fooking arse 3. Have you ever eaten a crayon? nah 4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? NO 5. When is the last time you went to the mall? years ago...when I worked at one haha 6. Are you wearing socks right now? No. 7. Where did 7 go? omg again? >.> 8. When was the last time you drove out of town? maybe next year :D 9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days? no. 11. What are you wearing right now? stuff 12. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it? carwashhhhhhhhh 13. Last food that you ate? dunno 14. Where were you last week at this time? O_O here, at my place? 15. You bought any clothing items in the last week? no 16. When is the last time you ran? LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL 17. What's the last sporting event you watched? hmm, superbow;? but i didnt really "watch" it.... 18. What is your favorite animal? doggggg

I Do This!
[Violent J] What you need someone to stove for you? something to hold for you? need someone that you can blame shit on? someone you can quit on? you need a job or gun or somethin? trying to find some yay-yay-yo? you looking for some dirty work and on your way to go? you need a gun or something, ooh you looking for a titty bar? you just trying to hang with someone whos uglier than you are? (shit) well i'm your motherfucker i'm that motherfucking motherfucking scrubby times let me be your scrubby brother... [Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope] Cause i do this all the time (the weight of my life) [x3] [Shaggy 2 Dope] What you looking for now when broke and you toke? i know you ain't already out, fuck all that edge you smoked, you a clucker and i'm your fucking clicking brother, i know you fucked that hooker, you couldn't tell no other, i'm always fucking hookers, call me when your feeling wicked, and wicked chill out in the gutters get dirty and kick it, Cause i'm your motherf

Cam Girl Profile: Carmen
This week's interview with one of the girls of FOUNDRY CAMS brings us to one of the most downloaded bodies on the internet. If you haven't seen the lovely Carmen shaking her perfect body and enormous boobs on cam, then you probably have never been online...ever. Hell, who could forget this video of Carmen in her F*CK ME shirt, or this clip of Carmen in her pink Teddy Bear Shirt. There are hundreds of examples of this magnificent specimen online, so we just HAD to ask her a few questions, and pray she awnsered them. Whaddya know? She did... DEMONCOW: What gives you goosebumps? Carmen: when someone whispers in my ear. DEMONCOW: Name a hidden talent not many people know about Carmen: i can touch my nose with my tongue. (imagine all the boogers she can eat with that talent!!!!) Imagine having THIS waiting for you on the couch when you come home. Click The Pic! See her LIVE! DEMONCOW: If your boyfriend cheated on you, how would you get back at him? Carmen: by dumping

Clearing My Head
Have you ever taken a long walk in the woods, alone, and it really helps you clear your mind, bringing you back down to reality? Well that just happened to me. I'm tired, not physical, mentally. No more ifs, ands or buts. You've heard the saying shit or get off the pot? Well, now I don't even care...I've seen the future, the fog has lifted. Green-man and I had a long talk, leaving me breathless with happiness, tranquil, serene......At peace. I can handle anything now, but it's not going to affect me. So instead of bitchin', I feel like starting anew. Bless Be All!

One Of My Writings
In the corner, past the bed, if the closet door is open I can hide there. Sometimes when she is mad, really mad I can press myself tightly against the wall and she never finds me…too consumed by fury to think small. If she comes close to my hiding spot and it gets like that he usually draws attention to himself to protect me. I am not sure why, but he does. Oh, she takes what she can get too. She will start with that low nasty tone of voice that sends shivers up my spine and I can see her smile in my head that slow deliberate one. She will insult and intimidate him enjoying watching him squirm. She can see his fear battle his love for her as he bears the full brunt of her attack. Sometimes that is enough for her to fulfill her need for power but there are other times when it only whets her appetite for more. Those are the times that I love him the most. She has no conscience and no remorse pushing him, shoving him, pinching him, grabbing whole handfuls of his hair to whip his head ba

What Can I Say, I Love Nsfw Stuff
Just so people know, I am very open minded about sex and sexuality in general. I used to be quite an exhibitionist but after a while, I decided it was no longer worth the time to go on cam for strangers. So, if I happen to look at your NSFW photos, don't be offended. They're not the only thing I look at though. We're all grown adults that can somehow trust each other online enough to call each other a friend. Just thought I'd comment. No one's ever complained about my interest in NSFW so far.

Booty!!!
BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2006, between ____________and______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) If you have to ask the answer is no, so you are better off not asking. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for compa

Truth
Some use truth as a dagger Twisting until beyond repair Not us We caress the bluntness The simplicity Use it to heal ; not to break Take it into yourself Be immersed in it Let it drown you Choking deceit But leave room Hate Vengeance Most truthful emotions Hold them close Caress them Carry them Not as a weapon As your only true companion

Long Awaited Happiness
You make me feel so happy, You make me laugh so much, And I still get those butterflies Every time we touch You've soothed my broken heart, And rescued me from pain, I love the way you love me And make me feel special again So, thank you for being you, For being my best friend, I hope we'll always be together, And that our love will never end.

Liar
Lie lie lie lie liar you lie Lie lie lie lie lie tell me why Tell me why why dyou have to lie Shouldve realised that you Shouldve told the truth Shouldve realised you know what Ill do Youre in suspension youre a liar Now I wanna know know I wanna known why You never look me in the face Broke a confidence just to please your ego Shouldve realised you know what I know I know where you go everybody you know I know everything that you do or say So when you tell lies I always be in your way Im nobodys fool and I know all cos I know What I know Lie lie lie liar you lie lie lie lie I think youre funny youre funny ha ha I dont need it dont need your blah blah Shouldve realised I know what you are Youre in suspension youre a liar Youre a liar Youre a lie Lie lie lie

Momma
Momma Today I saw a blue bird and thought of you Today I saw the sun shine and thought of you Today I heard a old song and thought of you Today I saw a picture and it was you You have been gone a year it is hard to believe You no longer walk with me or talk with me Today, tomorrow and forever I will remember you and love you Goodnight sweet momma Michele Lee McPherson

Need A Ride
It was a cloudy Saturday morning and I was doing my normal shopping and running errands. I decided to stop for some lunch before finishing the rounds. As I sat there waiting for my food, he walked in. I had to look twice, for it had been years since I seen him. He was alone, so I took a chance and whispered his name as he passed my table. He looked back and, to my amazement, remembered me with one look. I invited him to join me for lunch and he sat across from me. We talked about what we had been doing the last ten years and remembered some old times, too. Our lunch arrived and we continued to talk. I took a deep breath to remind my body of his smell. There was this spark in his eye that I only recall seeing a few times in the past. As we finished our lunch, I excused myself to the ladies room. My panties were so wet at this point I decided just to take them off. I couldn't stop thinking about some of the things we used to do, and the things I would like for us to do. After a few

The Phone Call
I was sitting at the open window watching the thunderstorm. I have always loved thunderstorms and get an erotic feeling from them. The loud clap of the thunder, lightning giving you a glimpse of your surroundings. I was very frustrated that I was here all alone. Just as I was lost in the moment, the phone rang. It was him. He knew what I was feeling, and couldn't get to me. He began to speak in a soft, sexy voice. " Are you lonely?" he asked. "Yes," I replied softly. "Would you like me to talk to you for awhile?" "Yes, " I whispered. "Turn all of the lights out," he said. I did as he asked and turned all of the lights out. I went to my room, opened the windows, and fell to the bed. "Are you comfortable?" he asked. "Yes," I whispered. "Do you have any clothes on?" "I do," I answered. "Take your shirt off," he said calmly. "OK, " I whispered, "but I have to put the phone down." "Put the phone down and take off your shirt." I put the phone down and took off my shirt and bra. I th

When Do You Give Up And Let Her Go?
Me and my wife have been married for 3 years off and on. She has left me three times. The first time she was sleeping with a guy she met at work a week after she left me to live with her parents. Two weeks after that she rolled our SUV cause she fell asleep after having sex with him and falling asleep at the wheel. I dropped everything to visit her in the hospital and she made me leave so he could see her. After 3 months of this, she came back. I went thru 3 months of lies. I gave her money for the kids and she used some of it to pay for a hotel so they could have sex. I took her back and loved her,and tried to forgive her. She never really seemed sorry. But my love is very forgiving and I tried to let it go. About 6 months later she left me again cause we were fighting alot. During this 3 week period she made out with a married guy at work. She came back again. This last time I found out she had called some guy she met on cherry tap when I was at work. Knowing her past, I s

To All The Kids Who Survived The 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's And 70's!!
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and /or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank Kool-aid made with sugar, but we weren

Oasis - Don't Look Back In Anger
Slip inside the eye of your mind Dont you know you might find A better place to play You said that youve never been (sounds like bean in order to rhyme w/seen) But all the things that youve seen They slowly fade away So Ill start a revolution from my bed cuz you said the brains I had went to my head Step outside, summertimes in bloom Stand up beside the fireplace Take that look from off your face You aint ever gonna burn my heart out And so, sally can wait She knows its too late as were walking on by Her soul slides away But dont look back in anger I heard you say Take me to the place where you go Where nobody knows If its not our day Please dont put your life in the hands Of a rock and roll band [and? youll? ] throw it all away Im gonna start a revolution from my bed cuz you said the brains I had went to my head Step outside, cuz summertimes in bloom Stand up beside the fireplace Take that look from off your face cuz you aint ever gonna burn my

Confusion And Hurt
Ok, so I am not doing very well at all. I have not eaten or slept. I have been up all night vomiting non-stop. I am very upset and I am very, very hurt. The guy that I fell in love with and love most in the world will not even talk to me. All he says is that he is not good enough for me and that he won't bother me again. I have tried and tried to let him know that, that is not what I want. I love him and I want him. Why can't he see that? He won't even tell me what happened to feel this way. I feel that if he is going to break my heart this way that he should at least be person enough to tell me what happened....I meam, is that too much to ask or something? I don't think that it is. I just hope that he will at least call me and tell me what happened. That is all that I want. I don't want to lose him but you can't force someone to want you. The thing is, I don't believe that he really wants to go our seperzae ways. I just wish that he would talk to me. Is that to much to

Hunter S. Thompson
by Hunter S. Thompson (1955). Security ... what does this word mean in relation to life as we know it today? For the most part, it means safety and freedom from worry. It is said to be the end that all men strive for; but is security a utopian goal or is it another word for rut? Let us visualize the secure man; and by this term, I mean a man who has settled for financial arid personal security for his goal in life. In general, he is a man who has pushed ambition and initiative aside and settled down, so to speak, in a boring, but safe and comfortable rut for the rest of his life. His future is but an extension of his present, and he accepts it as such with a complacent shrug of his shoulders. His ideas and ideals are those of society in general and he is accepted as a respectable, but average and prosaic man. But is he a man? has he any self-respect or pride in himself? How could he, when he has risked nothing and gained nothing? What does he think when he sees his youthful dre

Meeeeee.
So i'm new to this. Well no, not so much. I've been here before. So feel free to say hello. I might not necessarily say it back but it's worth a try. Be inventive and say something other than 'hi, be my friend...etc, etc.' Leave me comments on my photo's and stuffs too. Be nice. Amuse me. K? Now do it.

Dear Housekeeper
Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroom since I have brought my own bath-sized Dial. Please remove the six unopened little bars from the shelf under the medicine chest and another three in the shower soap dish. They are in my way. Thank you, S. Berman ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Dear Room 635, I am not your regular housekeeper. She will be back tomorrow, Thursday, from her day off. I took the 3 hotel soaps out of the shower soap dish as you requested. The 6 bars on your shelf I took out of your way and put on top of your Kleenex dispenser in case you should change your mind. This leaves only the 3 bars I left today which my instructions from the management is to leave 3 soaps daily. I hope this is satisfactory. Kathy, Relief Housekeeper ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Dear Housekee

Story From The Heart
Ionce heard a story straight from the heart About a girl and how her world began to fall apart It all started when she met the boy that made her life complete Just thinking of him made her heart skip a beat They were the couple everyone wanted to be There were no imperfections as either one could see As the weeks passed they fell more in love and were less aware Of how often life turns out to be unfair Until one day she finally gave in She realized there was no way she could win She said I'm sorry but i have to let you go As he reached for her hand she pulled away whispering no When she turned around a tear slid down her cheek He just stood there speechless, forgetting how to speak The next few days were the hardest at home She truly felt she was all alone Her mom pushed in her face how she had won Her dad said "i knew he was just another one" Her sister said "come on you'll be ok" And her brother just tried to stay away At school it was like her friends weren't eve

Just How I Feel Right Now
Everybody's been in love but how come we don't know its love til it's over? Maybe there is no one love, or two, or three or four or even five. Maybe there is just no such thing as true love and we just keep dressing up, we keep pretending to be something that were not. We lose ourselves in something that we hope is better than what we think we are. What if that something were looking for just doesnt exist? That is from my favorite movie Boys and Girls (Warning sex changes Everything). But it is exactly how I feel right now.

Only Need 10 People
Im trying to get referrals for this site, I only need 10 more... PLEASE help me out. It will be greatly appreciated!! http://www.3604free.com/index.php?ref=3944697 and if you feel generous, pass it on to your friends Thanks so much! You guys are the best!

That Cheating Bastard
Until......That day he ask me to have his baby. I said yes as long as you will help me take care of it. So we decided together to have a baby. It didn't take 3 months before I was pregnant. It begin..........When I was in my 1st trimester of pregnancy he decided to get fired from his job. Well he found another one but then money stop coming into the house he said that his job would mess up his paycheck now take it if your working 70 hours a week and your coming home with $100 something is fishy. Well I confronted him and always heard the same story. Well to make a long story short. I always new something was going on. My mom found out that she was sick so I had to move and take care of her. He was never around and it was hard. Well my mom died in July 2001. When she died a part of my died she was my best friend in the whole world. She was the only one that new how I felt with anything. Well one day I was like ok let me try what I learned in school. I told him I know you cheated on me s

Questionaire
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? Man its to damn early to be up 2. How much cash do you have on you? 25.00 3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"? floor 4. Favorite planet? uranus lmao 5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile? no one i dont hav eone 6. If you could punch one person in your life right now, who would it be?my fucking ex hes a damn ass 7. What shirt are you wearing?light pink tank top 8. Do you "label" yourself as anything? Certified B.I.T.C.H 9. Name the shoe brand you are wearing:Im barefoot 10. Bright or Dark room?dark 11. What do you think about the person who took this survey? I love me i fucking rock 12. If you could punch one person in your life right now, who would it be? still my fucking ex who fumped me over yahoo but i still lik him so maybe i should punch myself for bieng dumb bitch lmao 13. What were you doing at midnight last night?hmmm d

How Now, Mitch!
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Whips?? Me??
You scored as Whips, Your turn on is the "good ol'" whip. You either like to feel in charge during sex, or you like to feel pain. Sex isn't sex unless it's rough.Whips50% Bondage42% Blind Folds42% Chains/Handcuffs42% Biting25% Blood0% What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Wicca Is A New Religion?
It really is a young, new religion Now, I am not talking about the practice of magic or "Witchcraft". I am talking about Wicca. I've noticed this can be a touchy subject among Wiccans and other Pagans: the history of the Wiccan religion. People (usually novices) often make statements about the ancient origins of Wicca, or how Wicca has been practiced for thousands of years. Sorry folks, but this is simply not accurate. The base of the confusion is that some people don't distinguish between something that exists today, and its historical roots. How about an example. The Siamese cat was listed as a recognized breed in 1871. Cats today have evolved from ancient cat species that existed thousands of years ago. You can NOT say that the Siamese cat is thousands of years old. Wicca follows this same idea. Wicca effectively began with Gerald Gardner in the mid 20th century. Many people give the year 1954 as its inception, because this is when Gardner published Witchcraft Today.

What Is Wicca
Wicca is one of many earth-based religions with a belief system and way of life based upon the reconstruction of pre-Christian traditions. While much of the information of how our ancestors lived, worshiped and believed has been lost we try to reconstruct those beliefs to the best of our ability with the information that is available. Modern Wicca was founded by Gerald Gardner, a British civil servant, who wrote a series of books on the religion in the 1950's. It contains references to Celtic deities, symbols, seasonal days of celebration, etc. Added to this were components of ceremonial magic and practices of the Masonic Order. Wiccans and Pagans are ordinary everyday types of people who come from all walks of life from all over the world. Wicca is a diverse religion with many differing paths and traditions each having it's own brand of ritual and magick. The most common theme among all these traditions, is an overriding reverence for life, nature, and the environment, as seen t

The Witches' Rune
Darksome night and shining moon, Hearken to the Witches' rune. East, then south, west then north, Here come I to call thee forth. Earth and water, air and fire, Work ye unto my desire. Wand and Pentacle and Sword Hearken ye unto my word. Cords and Censer, Scourge and Knife, Waken all ye into life. Power of the Witches Blade, Come ye as the charm is made. Queen of Heaven, Queen of Hell, Lend your aid unto the spell. Horned Hunter of the Night, Work my will by magic rite. By all the power of land and sea, As I do will, so mote it be. By all the might of moon and sun, Chant the spell and be it done.

Gotta Love My Dylan
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to. Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you. Though I know that evenin's empire has returned into sand, Vanished from my hand, Left me blindly here to stand but still not sleeping. My weariness amazes me, I'm branded on my feet, I have no one to meet And the ancient empty street's too dead for dreaming. Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to. Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you. Take me on a trip upon your magic swirlin' ship, My senses have been stripped, my hands can't feel to grip, My toes too numb to step, wait only for my boot heels To be wanderin'. I'm ready to go anywhere, I'm ready for to fade Into my own parade, cast your dancing spell my way, I promise to go under it. Hey! Mr. Tambour

Souvenir
SOUVENIR I saw a feather Floating through the air . . . It came from the plumage Of your soul. It fluttered toward me With graceful ease . . . Borne on a wisp of desire. That feather held Your winsome aura; It glistened: A siren's enchantment. This downy sample Of your spirit Will be part of mine Forever.

Party Tomorrow Afternoon?
So, I am getting together with a friend of mine tomorrow afternoon at a hotel in Utah County to play. She's quite pretty, great curves and absolutely incredible in bed. Oral and sexy and raging with sexdrive. Before or after or during, I am wondering if someone wants to meet me or her or both and play. I am not interested in men, though she is (duh), and she may be interested in a great looking lady. This will be at a respectable hotel. You must be Drug/Disease free and you must use protection!!! Let's all be safe and have a good time. Interested? Hit me back!

John 15: 4-7
4 Abide in me, and I in you. As the branch cannot bear fruit of itself, except it abide in the vine; no more can ye, except ye abide in me. 5 I am the vine, ye are the branches: He that abideth in me, and I in him, the same bringeth forth much fruit: for without me ye can do nothing. 6 If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned. 7 If ye abide in me, and my words abide in you, ye shall ask what ye will, and it shall be done unto you.

Until We Meet
Until We Meet Until we meet My nights will be a little colder My days a little shorter My heart will beat a little less rapid Until we meet I know that my arms will be empty My mind hurting from the constant thought of you Minutes will seem to be hours Hours will seem to be months While months will seem like eternity Until we meet The stars in the sky will not affect me with its gleaming sparkles of life Until I am gazing at them in your arms And the food that I eat will not be as fulfilling and nourishing Until it is you that I share the my food with And Until we meet I will not feel whole My world will seem incomplete Until that wonderful day When our eyes make first contact And our bodies and souls collide in blissful whirlwind The words will roll off my tongue like a sweet love song "Hello, my love, I couldn't wait to meet you

My Heart Believes In You
My Heart Believes In You My Heart Believes In You by Stewart Bradshaw I kept my head up high, and then you came my way. I have been hurt so many times. My heart filled with so much pain. but now that pain has gone away. For I have found a place I want to be. This place I see is with thee. For in your arms I have felt and seen, a wonderful feeling that I cannot believe. A safe haven in your arms just for me. Now I give my heart to thee. For my heart believes in you.

Today July 18th
Okay so so much for wishing for summer its here! Went to work today (thank god for AC) and cut 3 lawns which I almost passed out (thank god for water) haha and now John is coming over and we are going to get up some bars soon. Hope everyone had a good day! PS: Dont forget to comment and rate my NSFW!

This Is Amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is a town in Northern China that does this every year. It is a great tourist attraction and is always beautiful. Most of them have lights inside and as you can see they are really big. The town is Harbun, and this is a new set of pics. they get more fantastic all the time. This is the town where the Chinese had that chemical spill a couple of months ago .

This Would Mess Your Mind Up!
BATHROOM PAINTED FLOOR *IMAGINE YOU ARE AT A PARTY.... *YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING...... *(not that you would...) *AND THEN YOU HAVE TO VISIT THE! BATHROO M.... *You open the door.... NOW, REMEMBER, * *THE FLOOR IS JUST A PAINTED FLOOR! **KINDA TAKES YOUR BREATH AWAY.....DOESN'T IT?* Scroll sloooooooowly..... "Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows".... "I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once."

Warning Labels.....
Here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a hairdryer : Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a bag of sweets: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!) On a bar of Soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how?) On some frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's *just* a suggestion!) On a dessert: Do not turn upside down. *printed on bottom of the box* (Too late! You lose!) On a Pudding packet: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment. ) On packaging for an iron:Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?) (Whose body?) On Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.) On a sleep medicine: Warning: may cause drowsines

This Is The Coolest Clock
I have seen yet!! A new one!! Look closely at it!! Amazing!! I wonder if it is set for the different time zones as it came up CDT for me. Copy this link in your browser.... http://home.tiscali.nl/annejan/swf/timeline.swf

This Morning On The Interstate
I looked over to my left and there was a Woman In a brand new Cadillac Doing 65 mph With her Face up next to her Rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner. I looked away For a couple seconds ! And when I looked back she was Halfway over in my lane, Still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped My electric shaver, Which knocked The donut Out of my other hand. In all The confusion of trying To straighten out the car Using my knees against The steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call. Damn women drivers!!

Out Drinking With The Girls
Imagine that you go out one night to a really nice bar with your friends and have a few cocktails . They taste so good, so you have a few more and then the DJ plays your favorite oldie -- ' I Will Survive, ' so you're off to the dance floor . After an hour or so of shaking' your goodies, the DJ plays that irritating head-banging music , so you rejoin the group for a rest and another cocktail, or three You notice a group of men standing nearby and one of them is looking at you. You look back at him and there is tangible chemistry between the two of you. YOU buy him a drink. He likes a woman who is not afraid to buy a man a drink. He approaches you to chat and you get along really well. When the time seems perfect for both of you, he leans over and kisses you . You have never been kissed like this before, an electric kiss and a tingle shudders through your entire body and you don't want it to stop. "I don't usually do this sort of thing," you hear yourself saying,

My Thoughts
Robin Williams has a plan for the war. I have one for the immigration problem. Me personally I think we should put an Ellis Island type of thing on the border. Make them come though this country like my relatives did, like your relatives did. Make them get jobs, all twenty of them living in the house down the street. Make them pay taxes. You want to live in this country learn the damn language. My relatives had to, so every did everybody else who came over here. Why are they given an exception? If we went to Mexico tomorrow to live. We would be expected to speak Spanish. No translator is going to be provided to us. Better question, when our relatives came though Ellis Island were they given a translator? Did this country in anyway coddle them with somebody who spoke their language? Did they have to learn not only to communicate, but read and write in this language? I say we give them, I’ll be nice, two year, to learn to speak read, and write in English. What you do

Money Isn't Everything
Three women who were friends in high school have returned to their hometown to attend their 45th reunion and have lunch together. Their talk turns to their position in life, and it's clear that they are trying to one-up each other. The first woman says, "My husband is taking me to the French Riviera for two weeks," and then looks at the others with a superior demeanor. The second woman says, "Well, my husband just bought me a new Mercedes," and looks about with considerable pride. The third woman says, "Well, to be perfectly honest with you, we don't have much money and we don't have any material possessions – but 13 canaries can stand shoulder to shoulder on my husband's erect penis." After a long silence, the first woman looks shame-faced and says, "Girls, I've got a confession to make. I was just trying to impress you. We're not really going to the French Riviera – we’re going to my parent's house for two weeks." The second woman says, "Your

Who Is Working?
The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 55 million to do the work. Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 15 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden. Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work. Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are, sitting there at your computer, reading jokes. Nice. Real nice.

Do You Know Your State Motto?
Alabama: Heck Yes, We Have Electricity ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Are Real Goo

Don't Try This At Home...
A formula for inner peace...please read completely: I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. On the show, Dr. Phil proclaimed: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started." So I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of Kailua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

Cuts Like A Knife.
Artist: Bryan Adams Album: Cuts Like A Knife Title: Cuts Like A Knife Drivin' home this evening I coulda sworn we had it all worked out You had this boy believin' Way beyond the shadow of a doubt Then i heard it on the street I heard you mighta found somebody new Well who is he baby - who is he And tell me what he means to you I took it all for granted But how was i to know That you'd be letting go Now it cuts like a knife But it feels so right It cuts like a knife But it feels so right There's times i've 'bin mistaken There's times i thought i'd 'bin misunderstood So wait a minute darlin' Can't you see we did the best we could This wouldn't be the first time Things have gone astray Now you've thrown it all away Now it cuts like a knife But it feels so right It cuts like a knife But it feels so right

Charm
My love is incomparable Days filled with thoughts of you I catch myself smiling Eyes glazed over in a trance A strong sense of connection Where I’m lost in that moment Immersed in the timeless daydream They continue to intensify Oblivious to what’s around me When I finally come to I see what lies ahead A lifetime of magic Consumed by your spell

Fade
I want to rip my heart out Tear myself to pieces Once brief periods of misery Have grown into constant agony I thought my prayers were answered But maybe that angel wasn’t sent for me I want to rip my heart out Tear myself to pieces It’s forever eating away at me Try as I may, I cannot escape My world hangs on each passing moment The moments never ending torture I am hearing loud and clear The silence is deafening My pain refuses to dull This tortured soul is numb I want to rip my heart out Tear myself to pieces Please Lord, make it stop I open myself up to you I will take what I deserve Regardless of the outcome And now I fade away…

Doing The Overnight
Doing the Overnight by gizmo52242© I figured it was probably about time to write about this and share it. I had been meaning to for a long time, but now that I finally have the time, I wanted to go ahead. Last year, I had started work at a phone center in the town over. It wasn't anything too exciting, just giving people information about various organizations and programs that they could use to pay bills and such. At least I hadn't sold my soul to telemarketing. When I first started working there, one of the people who did training for new people was this girl named Beth. Beth wasn't my trainer, but I saw her every once in a while. Beth was 21, about 5'4", a bit on the pudgy side, but she carried it well. She also carried her massive breasts well. I guess that's a plus of having some extra pounds -- some women end up being top heavy. She had short dirty blonde hair, and always wore lots of makeup to draw attention to her lips and eyes. She was cute in a sort of girlish way.

Romans 12:19-21
19Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord. 20Therefore if thine enemy hunger, feed him; if he thirst, give him drink: for in so doing thou shalt heap coals of fire on his head. 21Be not overcome of evil, but overcome evil with good.

Whats Your Score
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Bruises Fade
My bruises have faded fast - But the memories will never pass. The wounds you made Upon my skin Bled until they were dry. But I know that in years time I'll still look back and cry. For though cuts can be forgotten And bruises slowly heal - Wounds to my mind - Those old memories will always Act as a reminder of the ordeal. My bruises have faded fast - But the memories still will not pass. You bullied me Throughout each day And haunted every night. Remember how you hit me Though I never wanted to fight? But though the scars From those past years Have now almost gone. Those old memories - From "Back Then" - Still linger on. My bruises are now no more- But the memories lurk behind a door. I blocked the worst out. It's locked in a cage To which I have tossed out the key. Yet tendrils curl out like smoke And singe my mind. A sickly reminder creeps back And for a second covers all else. Before vanishing into thin air Vanishing into the pa

Comfort The Pain
These crimson tears that fall like rain They silence the cries They comfort the pain Never to cry in this world again So deep in the darkness that there is no love Though the light is clearly shining above So deep in this world so full of hate Not seeing a deep dark terrible thirst There was nothing to lose, no time to waste So this precious soul met its fate Stumbling upon the uttermost worst A blade that drew all the blood that was bled A blade that drew all the tears that were shed A piercing scream that cut through the night A hell no soul should ever enter All was in vain through all of the spite Such a dove couldn't put up such a fight The flesh turned as cold as a dark winter These crimson tears that fall like rain They finally, oh finally, comfort the pain

Friday Links: Mike Rowe, Simpsons Creators, Traveling Virus In Mass Tomorrow, New O&a Videos, New Photos, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy Friday, everybuddy! It's FU Friday, Point-and-Laugh Friday, Air Guitar Friday, and... Al Roker Friday (thanks for blowing us off, fokker). We have a TON going on today, so you don't want to miss out on a second. Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs will be hanging out with the boys today, and then we'll be shooting the proverbial shit with James L Brooks, Al Jean and David Silverman from The Simpsons, so we're all psyched about that. Remember, if you want to see all of the in-studio action LIVE as it happens, Turn on your PALTALK. (of course, you may already be doing that watching all the lovely Ladies of PALTALK, who spend their mornings showering, sleeping nude, getting dressed, or having the morning sex. We watch them, and you should too!) Thanks to our own E Rock, we have tons of new O&A Photos Online: Jim Norton's Birthday Party / Gina Lynn in studio / Jill Nicolini in studio Creampie Jones gets a Creampie Op

No More I'm Done!!
He done let me down a again Thats odd Always hurting me He dont never stop Must be something wrong with me Im lost Cause I cant quit letting him in my heart How many times am I gonna let him apologize Before I realize That he aint worth it, no How many times he gone light me before I blow This is critical Here I go CHORUS Damn Im sick and tired of how he keep on lying Damn Im sick and tired of feeling like Im dying So, no more complaining Either put up with it or let it go Damn Im sick and tired of making up and breaking up And Im over being alone when I wake up So, no more complaining Either put up with it or let it go VERSE 2 I should be packing up again Thats odd And this time I aint playing Im a call it off I know I shouldnt want revenge But its a thought And maybe if I paid him back I could move on How many times am I gonna let him tear me down Let him hang around He aint worth it (no) How many times he gone light me before

Does Your Name Fit You?
Spell out your name with each letter. Do the corresponding adjectives fit you? Mine is J = is really sweet O = has one of the best personalities ever A = hott N = easy to fall in love with N = easy to fall in love with A = hott hmmm.. ya'd think I'd have more than one frkn crush then huh ------------------------------------------------- A: hott B: loves people C: great friend D: can kick ur butt E: has gorgeous eyes F: wild and crazy people adore you G: very outgoing H: crazy I: loves to laugh and smile J: is really sweet K: cute L: good kisser M:can be funny and dumb at times N: easy to fall in love with O: has one of the best personalities ever P: popular with all types of people Q: good boyfriend or girlfriend R: has a smile to die for S: makes people laugh T: very good kisser U: is very sexual V: not judgmental W: very broad minded X: never let people tell you what to do Y: is very sexual Z: makes dating fun

A Push
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "It is three o'clock in the morning." He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No. I did not. Its three o'clock in the morning and it is pouring rain outside!" His wife said, "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!" The man does as he is told (of course!), gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello! Are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes! Please!" comes the reply from the darkness. "Where are you?"

So Many Times
SO MANY TIMES I CRIED OUT IN VAIN AND ASKED THE DEAR LORD TO EASE ALL MY PAIN SO MANY TIMES I HAD FALLEN APART NOT REALIZING ALL ALONG HE WAS THERE FROM THE START SO MANY TIMES I HAD NOTHING TO FEAR IF I JUST CALLED OUT HIS NAME HE WOULD ALWAYS BE NEAR SO MANY TIMES I WOULD JUST SIT IN PRAYER BUT NOW I KNOW MY LORD IS ALWAYS THERE

Which Are You 2?
You scored as angel, You are an angel! You often look down to Earth and watch the mortals struggle, and help them through their hardships. You often find yourself crying for the follies of man, although you are a very optimistic person.fallen angel70% faerie70% angel70% mermaid60% vampire40% Which mythological creature is most like you?created with QuizFarm.com

Friends Forever (for My Sissa)
At the tip of the universe, At the furthest bend, We embrace again, as sisters, as friends. Its not so strange that we met, It's been at least once, twice, three times i'll bet. I begin each day thanking God for you, For being there for me, for all we've gone through. For the joy and laughter you've given me, For showing me the bigger picture, You opened my eyes to see. When from this life we pass on, We'll meet again, a cloud to sit upon. And revel in the fact that we've made it together, On the wings of angels, Friends forever.

Fiction 2
Dragging the heavy blade behind me, the sound of the steel against the cold ground. I pace looking for the "one". The hunger to pass my pain to another. To make them feel the weakness I have to endure everyday. My grip tightens as you pass my line of vision. My blood quickens in my arteries. I move to your left and wait for you to pass....gripping the blade I lunge at your side and feel the air escape your lung....twisting the blade out I see the light in your eyes fade. I hold you and gently lay you on your side to bleed you out. The pool underneth your shoulder grows larger as your memories fade from you. If you had only taken that other street....the pain will stop...I close your eyes as they finally cloud over...goodnight...don't let the bed bugs bite...

Single Thoughts
Damn Im so fuckin glad that I can now call myself SINGLE... Good to truly know...that I can go OUT and mingle... Didnt think I'd ever get a chance to say this...but fuck it.. Not having to argue and fight...make up, then break up...I luv it... Yeah it gets better and better each day without the drama and stress... Im glad I had this experience...Now I will never again settle for less... Im not being cocky....I just no I deserve much better than that... And if you've ever been in my shoes...you know its a fact... Feels so damn good to be free...almost dont wanna go back!!! Almost... $olo 3/07

Sex Facts
THINGS THAT WOMEN MIGHT WANT TO KNOW- 1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capacity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong. 3) 80% of American men are circumcised, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "pro static congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. - THINGS MEN MiGHT WANT TO KNOW - 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24%

What Is Love?
HERES A PARAGRAPH OUT OF A BOOK I WAS READING, AND IT JUST MADE ME THINK OF HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE SHIT TWISTED. WELL ANYWAYS, TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK... "i know what love isn't. Love isn't lust. love isn't romanticism, being wined and dined. It isn't a one-sided realationship of just fulfilling someone's needs or having your own needs met. It isn't about cooking him dinner every night, buying her expensive presents, or sleeping together. Love isn't having dependency on another person or needing a partner to have a sence of self or to be worth something. Love isn't hurting a person intentionally, weather its inflicting emotional or physical pain. Love isn't about desiring somebody becuse you love the stability a relationship provides. Love isn't getting stuck in the rut of a relationships comfort and security, qualities of a partnership that are sometimes mistaken for stronger feelings long after the magic is gone. That's what love isn't. Now let me tell you what i think love i

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Saturday Links: Download The O&a Show, Traveling Virus In Mass Tonight- Turn On Your Paltalk, New Videos Online, What The Hell Is That? - Win An Iphon
It's a gorgeous weekend, and while the Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus is in Mansfield, Massachusetts at the Tweeter Center, we're here (nursing an effing cold...nice), putzing around on the interweb. Remember kids, if you missed any of the Opie and Anthony Show this week (and oh boy...we sure hope you didn't), you can always download it online at AUDIBLE: DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 7/20/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 7/19/07 (Jimmy Norton's Birthday Show) DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 7/18/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 7/17/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 7/16/07 As stated previously, the Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus is in Mansfield, Mass at the Tweeter Center TONIGHT. Remember, anyone with a Military ID gets in FREE...that means you don't pay to get in (and no, we probably could have done without that smartass redundancy). If you can't make the show tonight, you have a few options. First and foremost, Turn On Your Paltalk, because there are ALWAYS webcams and video feeds broadcasting live from the

Made Crooks And Liars Again
My post on House of the Rising Sons made C&L today and Mike's Blog round up! Its pretty funny - about Bush's anal probage http://www.crooksandliars.com/2007/07/21/mikes-blog-round-up-402/ the direct link to my political blog post is here: http://houserisingsons.blogspot.com/2007/07/be-afraid-be-very-afraid.html

Pissed Off
Yeah I'm pissed,so fucking pissed only one or two special people can calm me down but right now I just want to vent. Fuck you Chesterfeild County,Virginia. Fuck your police officers ( not all) that don't do a thin when a lower class citizen gets hit,if not almost killed,by a asshole driving to damn fast on the road. Fuck you for not listening,Fuck you for not helping. I can't quite fathom the issues I have but one for sure is that I asked for help,I asked you to fucking find the mother fucking douche bag who hit me with their fucking car,I said I would press charges,but no matter,No it really doesn't fucking matter now does it?,almost half a year from that date it happend. Yeah I have no worthwhile paying job,I can't work but little hours each week when I can, Yet you faggots send me a fucking bill for $445.85 dollars that I deliberately said I could not pay, THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH The people who were suposed to help the injured did absolutely nothing,you get that?

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Let's All Just Come Together And Have A Big Party
So what do you think of all of us just getting together and getting to know each other! Anyhow I really don't know what to say i'm just trying to get to a higher level on my account. So I'm hoping that you'll all come and check me out and vote on me and help me get a higher rating,but also on the other hand I also like to be loved and I think we all like to be loved in one way or another.

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"4 In The Morning"
"4 In The Morning" Waking up to find another day The moon got lost again last night But now the sun has finally had its say I guess I feel alright But it hurts when I think When I let it sink in It's all over me I'm lying here in the dark I'm watching you sleep, it hurts a lot & all I know is You've got to give me everything Nothing less cause You know I give you all of me [CHORUS] I give you everything that I am I'm handin' over everything that I've got Cause I wanna have a really true love Don't ever wanna have to go & give you up Stay up till Four In The Morning & the tears are pouring & I want to make it worth the fight What have we been doing for all this time? Baby if we're gonna do it, come on do it right All I wanted was to know I'm safe Don't want to lose the love I've found Remember when you said that you would change Don't let me down It's not fair how you are I can't be complete, can you give me more? & all I know is You got to give me

Hmm
They say absence makes the heart grow fonder But does it? Every day we are apart my feelings grow stronger Every day we are apart my heart grows colder You are my meaning in life And now you’re gone But not forever and now’s my chance to tell you how I really feel To say what I’ve wanted to say for all my life I told you I loved you and never wanted us to be apart You looked at me with those deep blue eyes I was scared you did not feel the same But then you told me you loved me and felt the same When you said those words my heart skipped a beat We spent as much time together as we could every day of every month And now you’re gone And I wonder… Do you still feel the same

Brainses
Every time someone says "memories" my brain thinks "mammaries". Not in a "good god I need to see boobs" kind of way. But rather in a "how odd that those two words sound so similar and yet one has an extra 'm'." Or something.

Cnet News Just In B Y Email
July 18, 2007 Dear CNET members, Some people call it shovelware; some call it crapware or bloatware. But whatever it's called, I personally despise preinstalled software on new computers. To start, let me define in my own words what it is. "Shovelware" is software (be it trial ware, promotional ware, whatever) that is shoveled onto your new PC whether you like it or not. "Crapware" is software preinstalled on your new system that the majority of us will find useless. And, last but not least, "bloatware" is shovelware or crapware that uses up your PC's system resources right out of the box; to me, this is the worst offender. Now that I have given you my definitions, let's get started. In his Crave blog, CNET editor Matthew Elliott gives us his rant on shovelware that is preinstalled on many major PC manufacturers' systems. And after reading his blog, I couldn't agree more. Of course, I know that big-name manufacturers earn a few bucks by bundling these software programs on thei

New Facebook Info Just In By Email
New and Awesome: Faceboxes ========================== Who doesn't love seeing photos of the people they know? And everyone likes to see the photos of *themselves* posted by people they know, right? Both of these things are now possible--and easy--thanks to the brand-new Facebox feature! Faceboxes allow you to "tag" people you know in photos on Multiply, making it easier for those photos to be found by people interested in them. To get started Faceboxing, just find a photo and click someone's face! Then, use the box that appears to label the individual. Newly Enhanced: Post via E-mail =============================== We've made a few significant improvements to a favorite feature of ours: Post via E-mail. For almost a year now, this has enabled you to post content to Multiply from any e-mail-enabled device... including the one you likely already have in your pocket. Our new enhancements take e-mail posting to the next level. First off, you can now post t

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This newsletter is being sent to: stokoe709@btinternet.com. Ensure these newsletters go to your inbox and not your junk folder by adding newsletter@bigfishgames.com to your address book. If you do not see the images, click here: www.bigfishgames.com/newsletters/jul17_2007.html Issue #402 July 17, 2007 (To no longer receive these newsletters, see below.) Dream Day Honeymoon Help Jenny and Robert experience an exciting honeymoon in this unique Hidden Object adventure! Mah Jong Quest II The epic journey continues! Help Kwazi bring the universe into balance in this long awaited sequel! Solitaire Cruise Embark on a round-the-world cruise of card matching action! Cross vast oceans, see the world and play Solitaire! Popular Game Risk Invade and defend your lands against enemy attack. Big Fish Games Exclusive Plumeboom: The First Chapter™ Exclusive Sa

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Trouble viewing this mail? Click here to read it online. | Unsubscribe from this e-mail |Manage your Newsletters July 13, 2007 Dear CNET members, Happy lucky Friday! While today is Friday the 13th and an unlucky day for some, I consider today lucky because I'm surrounded by you, the community folks who always have each other's backs when it comes to offering help. People e-mail me all the time to thank me for this newsletter, but you know, the real people who we should be thanking are you, the participants. So a big hats off to you for your willingness to help out others, offer your tips and opinions (even if your opinion is just to say "Buy a Mac.") If it weren't for you, this newsletter would not be possible, and I appreciate you all! Now let's touch upon this week's topic from Fredrica, where confusing processor names and speeds have her head spinning! Well, Fredrica, I'm sure you're not alone on this topic, because trying to figure out what's what in regard to

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Dear Derek, We’re excited to let you know that your IncrediMail just got even better! There’s a brand-new translation feature in your IncrediMail! Now you can easily translate any word in your emails, so you’ll never have to worry about not understanding your emails again. To get translations, follow these simple steps in your IncrediMail: And best of all, you get this amazing feature 100% FREE. To get translations you must first download the latest version of IncrediMail – Click here to download the latest version now! We hope you’ll enjoy this amazing new feature! Best regards, The IncrediMail Team

Colossians 2:1-3
1 For I would that ye knew what great conflict I have for you, and for them at Laodicea, and for as many as have not seen my face in the flesh; 2 That their hearts might be comforted, being knit together in love, and unto all riches of the full assurance of understanding, to the acknowledgement of the mystery of God, and of the Father, and of Christ; 3 In whom are hid all the treasures of wisdom and knowledge.

Sexiest Pic Awared
1.) Go to the profile of the person who posted this bulletin 2.) Pick their SEXIEST picture and post a comment saying "SEXIEST PICTURE AWARD" *NOW THE FUN PART* 3.) Repost this bulletin and see how many comments you get on your pics

Psalm 14
1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good. 2 The LORD looked down from heaven upon the children of men, to see if there were any that did understand, and seek God. 3 They are all gone aside, they are all together become filthy: there is none that doeth good, no, not one. 4 Have all the workers of iniquity no knowledge? who eat up my people as they eat bread, and call not upon the LORD. 5 There were they in great fear: for God is in the generation of the righteous. 6 Ye have shamed the counsel of the poor, because the LORD is his refuge. 7 Oh that the salvation of Israel were come out of Zion! when the LORD bringeth back the captivity of his people, Jacob shall rejoice, and Israel shall be glad.

Ok Cherry Gang Fun Brain Eye Teaser Game Have Fun Cheers..........
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Ok Cherry Pie Ladys Out There This Is For Your Eyes Only Cheers...........
THIS IS THE WAY ALL CHERRY PIE LADYS SHOULD BE TREATED IN MY WORLD........... Current mood: loved Category: Romance and Relationships 1. Get kissed in the rain 2. Have that one hot kiss where your pressed against the wall 3. Have a guy that thinks you're the world 4. Have a guy that holds on as long as possible when giving hugs 5. A boy that whispers he loves you in your ear 6. Have that moment where you just gaze into each other¡¯s eyes 7. When you cry, he kisses your tears away. 8. When you're not with your guy he's all that you can think about 9. Wearing his jacket and every time you breath in, his scent surrounds you 10. A guy who will watch any movie with you, no matter how teary eyed you may get. 11. A guy who squeezes your hand 12. A boy that says he loves you and means it 13. A guy that will play her favorite song outside her window 14. A guy who is loyal 15. A guy that will sing to you no matter how bad he is at it. 16. A guy that will kiss you on the f

Cancer July 22, 2007
Caution is an important ingredient in any partnership, and today that is doubly true -- especially if you're entering into or finalizing a business partnership. Be wary if they are rushing you to make a commitment before you are completely ready. Take a step back and ask yourself what would happen if you put this off for a few days. Is there a way to get more time to mull things over? Indecision can sometimes be a way for your subconscious to warn you of bad things

Ok Cherrys Online Dating Realy Does Work Have Faith....................
ONLINE DATING REALY DOES WORK IF YOU GOT FAITH Current mood: happy Category: Romance and Relationships Online Dating Works......... Posted: 7/22/2007 4:41:01 PM I have found someone through another online dating service, and I have met some wonderful women here. If you want to succeed with this, your best bet is to be honest about yourself. If you are truthful, and you have really thought about the kind of person you are and the one you want to find, online dating is a good way to weed out the "losers". Dumb luck did not work for me for ten years, but these forums allowed me to put myself out there as the man I am, take it or leave it. I found a woman who shares the things I consider important such as an overall view of life and really important interests. To top it off, she is the cutest thing I have ever seen, at least to my eyes, and we are a good fit. Pay attention to my caveat. A lot of predation goes on out there, unfortunately people are not always honest and mi

July 22~races
FIRDAY~WENT TO THE TRACK.BRAD WON AGAIN BUT UNFORTINATLY THEY PROTESTED IT BUT BRAD STILL GOT THE WIN SO WHATEVER FUCKERS. SATURDAY~WENT TO THE TRACK AGAIN WATCHED MY BF RACE N OTHERS TOO.CHASE,BRAIN,ROY,STEVE WON IN THE SCRAMBLE N STARLITE CLASS THT NITE GOOD JOB GUYS. SUNDAY~IM DOING NOTHING.I FEEL WERID TODAY N I DONT KNOW WHATS WRONG SO IM NOT EVEN GONNA WORRY ABOUT IT.MAYBE ILL DIE OR SOME SHYT ITS NOT LIKE ANYOLNE WILL CARE ANYWAYS. MUCH LOVE BRITT

Single And Looking
All I ever really wanted in life was to be accepted...to find someone who understands my illness, instead of fleeing upon discovering it. Many people it seems don't want to involve themselves with a bipolar person...but I have alot to offer and to give. I have been screwed by girls my entire life, my softer side and nice intentions havn't gotten me anywhere...people judst take advanatge of me...to this day I search still for the love of my life...the one I can love and cherish with all my heart...and finally find peace and comfort with...if any of u girls think u might be interested...u can contact me on yahoo, animefreak34974...or another messenger if u prefer

You
I fell in love with you You want a rainbow, watch the rain You want to find true love, experince the pain You want my soul, then no more games I fell in love with you A man who lives for the streets, with a heart of old New days of wonder opened your eyes Then you shut me out, oops I tore myself apart I fell in love with you What else was I suppose to do You kissed my lips, then my butterflies did flips Now I am stuck like this, and I cant get past you I fell in love with you Your anger in one way, out the other The way you hold me tight, kiss so soft Makes you my night, shinning so bright I fell in love with you Because I wanted to You have yet to find who I am Yet you continue with your plan I fell in love with you I tryed it once and hated it so Tryed it twice, loved it even wanted it to grow Now I have you and I know what I have to do I fell in love with you

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I Am A Submissive Woman
I am a submissive woman ~Author Unknown i find pleasure, joy, and fulfillment from being submissive to my Master in a loving relationship. i am not weak or stupid. i am a strong woman, with firm views and a clear concept of what i want out of my life. i do not serve out of shame or weakness, but out of pride and strength. i will look to my loving Master for guidance and protection, for never will i be more complete than when He is with me. i know that He will protect my body, my mind, and my soul with His strength and wisdom. He is everything to me, as i am everything to Him. His touch awakens me and His thoughts free me. Only in serving Him do i find complete freedom and joy... His punishments may be harsh, but i accept them thankfully, knowing that He has my best interests always foremost in His mind. If He desires my body for pleasure, i shall joyfully give it to Him and take pleasure myself from knowing that i have brought Him happiness. However, the pleasure

Phenomenal Woman
Phenomenal Woman By Maya Angelou Pretty women wonder where my secret lies I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size But when I start to tell them They think I'm telling lies. I say It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips The stride of my steps The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally Phenomenal woman That's me. I walk into a room Just as cool as you please And to a man The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees Then they swarm around me A hive of honey bees. I say It's the fire in my eyes And the flash of my teeth The swing of my waist And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally Phenomenal woman That's me. Men themselves have wondered What they see in me They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them They say they still can't see. I say It's in the arch of my back The sun of my smile The ride of my breasts The grace of my style. I'm a woman Phenomenally Phenomenal woman

I Am A Submissive.....
i am a submissive... but that is not all i am.... i am a wife.... i am a cook..... i do laundry.... i clean.... i may be a mother.... i am woman... i am a daughter..... i am a friend.... i am a lover..... i have fantasies.... i have expectations..... i have feelings... i am compassionate... i am tolerant.... i am patient... i cry.... i mourn.... i hurt.... i laugh.... i giggle.... i love... i despise.... at times... i am an oxy-moron unto myself... hello...i am a submissive.....

In And Out Of Time By Maya Angelou
In and out of time~~~~by Maya Angelou The sun has come. The mist has gone. We see in the distance... our long way home. I was always yours to have. You were always mine. We have loved each other in and out of time. When the first stone looked up at the blazing sun and the first tree struggled up from the forest floor I had always loved you more. You freed your braids... gave your hair to the breeze. It hummed like a hive of honey bees. I reached in the mass for the sweet honey comb there.... Mmmm...God how I love your hair. You saw me bludgeoned by circumstance. Lost, injured, hurt by chance. I screamed to the heavens....loudly screamed.... Trying to change our nightmares to dreams... The sun has come. The mist has gone. We see in the distance our long way home. I was always yours to have. You were always mine. We have loved each other in and out in and out in and out of time.

Bound In Love
Bound In Love Walking in the shadows Not wanting others to see That the things that i want Make me different When my body is stroked i swim in anticipation Not for the softness of your touch But receiving the control Feeling the delicious pain That you give for your own pleasure Yet in you taking me in your own way You satisfy my yearnings Sending me into ecstasy Knowing that i please you That i submit to what you desire Gives me pleasure beyond the norm Bonds cutting into my skin As i strain again my ties My body moving not from fear Not to find freedom But in euphoria Drinking in your control Tasting your gratification Your pleasure taken from me Given freely Submitting to your will For i am your submissive All i do, i do for you And thank you for accepting The gift i give to you The gift of love The gift of my life Now devoted to you In accepting me as your own In taking me to control To guide to love To mould to nurture To make me the best i

Total Love
TOTAL LOVE The smell of the candles mix with the smell of the leather, as i feel the warmth of my restraints holding me firmly. i feel the delicious pain aching in my breasts the clamps pinching on my willing nipples. The velvet darkness that my beloved blindfold brings cushions all and yet heightens my experience. Masters hand caressing, then striking i know not which i prefer my senses soar, as i feel the pain then i feel the pleasure, my heart quickening, my pleasure building i hear the swish before the pain, followed by engulfing warmth i feel the tightening of my skin redness grows in uniform stripes, the cane lands once more. my breathing fast my head spins i feel my love juices rise. i long for release But not from my restraints my sexual need being fulfilled i am a submissive whose needs are unique. The need to submit the need to serve, and yet i need more. Am i a masochist? This word is so taboo and yet the pain i submit to takes me beyond the

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Being A Bitch
Ok, as you all can read and have, and most all of you know me well enough to know, that this site, isn't a site i use for POINTS i use it for friendship, thats what it means to me.. NOT a vaule of Points.. so.. i feel that i give everyone time to post or type to me or say sumthin.. and if not.. then ya gone.. i delete your ass.. its how it goes.. like it or not.. and what gets me is.. you all are the ones that cause your own destiny on my page.. i mean how hard is it to type.. HI.. or even FUCK oFF... i dont care what it is.. just typed it .. let me know your here .. and not just a number! so.. yeah tonight i deleted like 8 people off.. why keep em.. if they aint said a word to me in over 2 weeks or left a comment or anything ya know.. i mean i aint the best at postin.. BUT i try.. and thats all i ask of you all.. is try.. Now.. if ya on my page and seein this.. it means i care about yaz.. and you have shown that you care about me also so .. thank you all for bein t

I Went To My First Swingers' Party
I went to my first swingers' party with my husband (before we were married) when I was about thirty-six. I consider myself fairly well proportioned, with 36C breasts. I am short and have medium length red hair. I had been somewhat of a slut before we got married, but that was over twenty years ago. As a teen it was not uncommon for me to fuck three guys at once and I increased that number by the time I turned twenty-one. My husband had told me about how he had been telling his on-line friends how I was wild in bed, though none of them seemed to believe him, as ordinarily, I am very quiet and reserved. I decided to change that tonight. We had gone to a swinger's party that had several of his on-line male friends and one other couple besides us. Soon the other couple left, and assumed it would be a dull party with just two girls and I believe she was looking for more women or couples. I was very pleased with the ratio on men to women and hoped my hu

“i Could Never Date Women”
“I could never date women” This was Jades response to Adams inquiry. Her eyes still hung on the shadow of the enormous woman who had just rounded the corner, as it trailed off she spoke again. “Not one who looked like that” “Why because she’s fat?” he poked lightly. “No” she bit her upper lip as she practically hissed the word, her eyes darting around hoping nobody was listening. The office was practically empty at this time of day; the flickering lights of the cabs outside were the moment’s big excitement, except for of course the present conversation. “All I have to say is Laura’s not my type… yes she is pretty and she seemed very nice but I don’t think so. I’ve never done that and I don’t think I will be starting today, thanks” “Suit yourself” Adam sighed loudly “but I think she is interested in getting to know you” He paused studying the twinkle in her vibrant green eyes, he knew that look, he had seen it before when she wanted something, if you watched her long enoug

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LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) The Opie and Anthony Show has returned from Mansfield, and the Traveling Virus was a success. We'll have video links and photos from the show online all week. If you want to see the guys LIVE in studio, Turn on your PALTALK. (of course, you may already be doing that watching all the lovely Ladies of PALTALK, who spend their mornings showering, sleeping nude, getting dressed, or having the morning sex. We watch them, and you should too!) Next stop for the Traveling Virus is the DTE Pavillion in Clarkston, Michigan on August 4th. Got your tickets? No? Get Your Tickets Online NOW! If you missed the show in Mansfield, You can still PRETEND you were there...with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, made of 100% egg noodles (so we're told... we could be mistaken): CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY! NEW Official Opie & Anthony 'All The Way' T-Shirt! Click the PIC! Order yours today! Speaking of shirts...

Are You Aware?
throughout my life ive had PLENTY of time for self-exploration, and have come to the realization that im less than nothing. yes, this may shock some of you, i know you think im the shit:P, but i have absolutely no buisness being in this world. i will never be a productive member of society, never have a job above crap level, never contribute anything worthwhile to anyone, anywhere, anytime. i am COMPLETELY useless. i have skill, i have intelligence. i'm able bodied and healthy. i'm decently attractive, never had a problem getting girls. im quick to learn, and i pick up new ideas easily. i have more going for me than a good portion of the population of the world, yet i just cant seem to force myself to do.......anything really. i should go to school, become a teacher, and yet, although i could get most of my schooling paid for, i cant seem to find the ambition to do so. i know my place in life. i am the quentissential useless peice of shit. so how aware are you?

Would You ?
[ ] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _ [ ] kiss me? [ ] let me kiss you? [ ] take me out to dinner? [ ] let me drive you somewhere? [ ] take a shower with me? [ ] buy me a drink? [ ] Kiss me in front of your friends? [ ] take me home for the night? [ ] let me sleep in your bed? [ ] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [ ] Let let mess with your hair? [ ] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? [ ] Let me fall asleep in your arms? [ ] Stay up with me all night when I'm sick? [ ] help me with homework? [ ] tickle me? [ ] let me tickle you? [ ] stick up for me if i was being put down? [ ] get wasted with me? [ ] instant message me? [ ] Kiss me in the rain? [ ] greet me in public? [ ] hang out with me? [ ] bring me around your friends? [ ] make out with me? D0 Y0U... [ ] think im cute? [ ] think im hott? [ ] want to kiss me? [ ] want to cuddle with me? [ ] want to hook up with me? [ ] want to live happily ever after