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Loneliness
Has anyboby ever wondered why people feel so uncomfortable being alone. Don't get me wrong I feel this too, but I can't figure out what is so wrong with it and why it makes me feel uncomfortable. I don't know, maybe its just me, but I feel like this effects a lot of people...

The Mind Of A Child
Th Mind Of a Child by Elena McDaniel Lee If our minds would stay like that of a child Just think of how our imaginations would run wild. We would not see the world’s problems and fears People would see us laugh more than see tears. We would be able to see angels fly And they would touch us as they pass by. We would not worry about troubles and woes In our world, it would be choosing the cartoon shows. We would not think about death or time But could not wait to hear the next nursery rhyme We would not dwell on what is good or bad But only think about the good time we had If only we had part of a child’s mind We could leave some of our problems behind Because we would not worry about yesterday We would only think, can my friend come out and play And so I am granting this wish for today My best friend and I are children and we want to play And to my best friend that I have found in

Why We Help Others
When I drove up in my taxi cab at 2:30 a.m., the building was dark except for a single light in a ground floor window. Under these circumstances, many taxi drivers would just honk once or twice, wait a minute, and then drive away. But I had seen too many impoverished people who depended on taxis as their only means of transportation. Unless a situation smelled of danger, I always went to the door. This passenger might be someone who needs my assistance, I reasoned to myself. So I walked to the door and knocked. 'Just a minute', answered a frail, elderly voice. I could hear something being dragged across the floor. After a long pause, the door opened. A small woman in her 90's stood before me. She was wearing a print dress and a pillbox hat with a veil pinned on it, like somebody out of a 1940s movie. By her side was a small nylon suitcase. The apartment looked as if no one had lived in it for years. All the furniture was covered with sheets. There were n

This Is Not The 'don't Buy' Gas For One Day, But
THIS IS NOT THE 'DON'T BUY' GAS FOR ONE DAY, BUT IT WILL SHOW YOU HOW WE CAN GET GAS BACK DOWN TO $1.30 PER GALLON. This was sent by a retired Coca Cola executive. It came from one of his engineer buddies who retired from Halliburton. If you are tired of the gas prices going up AND they will continue to rise this summer, take time to read this please. Phillip Hollsworth offered this good idea. This makes MUCH MORE SENSE than the "don't buy gas on a certain day" campaign that was going around last April or May! It's worth your consideration. Join the resistance!!!! I hear we are going to hit close to $ 4.00 a gallon by next summer, and it might go higher!! Want gasoline prices to come down? We need to take some intelligent, united action. The oil companies just laughed at that because they knew we wouldn't continue to "hurt" ourselves by refusing to buy gas. It was more of an inconvenience to us than it was a

Been A While
well, I know it's been a while since I was on here but it was a ROUGH week last week. I feel better but this week isn't looking much better. (just busy) Last week on Friday I ended up having to go in clinic for fluids and IV meds for nausea. This chemo is really racking my body. No I am not as sick or nauseous but my body just hurts all over like arthuritis. (spellin?) My knees and legs hurt most of the time. My tummy hurts cause I haven't had a good bowel movement in a FEW days....Jeff just tells me I am full of shit. How nice?!?! He just loves me so much.......I'll leave it at that. I have started feeling better so I am going to be busy this week out in the yard. We worked out there a while yesterday. I painted my shepherd hooks...the rust was taking over so I used RustOLeum (spelling?) and today I have to paint the flowers and butterflies and birds that are on the hooks. The bird feeders are full and the birds are coming in......I love spring time. Everything is so fres

More Joy Division
Procession moves on, the shouting is over, Praise to the glory of loved ones now gone. Talking aloud as they sit round their tables, Scattering flowers washed down by the rain. Stood by the gate at the foot of the garden, Watching them pass like clouds in the sky, Try to cry out in the heat of the moment, Possessed by a fury that burns from inside. Cry like a child, though these years make me older, With children my time is so wastefully spent, A burden to keep, though their inner communion, Accept like a curse an unlucky deal. Played by the gate at the foot of the garden, My view stretches out from the fence to the wall, No words could explain, no actions determine, Just watching the trees and the leaves as they fall

Poem For That Someone
I love you when no one else cares I love you for who you are I love you like nobody dares I love you when you’re close and even more when you are far I love it when you smile I love it when you laugh When you doubt yourself I love you all the while I love you in the shower and in your bath I love you like my mother I love you like I am your father There is only you and no other Why try or attempt to bother I love you for your soul I love you when you cry I love you to fill that hole I love you when you ask why oh why I love you because your flawed I love you because you are so true When I am around you I am forever awed I love you because you are you

Rap About 1 Self..reread Get Full Effect
HI broken dream......hey pretty nightmare IM gone 2 a place where either im awake or sleep Woke up 2 a world so cold no fur coat can stop the chill. Edgar Allan Poe aint got a damn thing on me.his raven got pimp in my ghetto. My personal depression on realtiy would make anything a cartoon. DO we have our own jail cell we make for our self. The mind is a powerful, drug, weapon, sex the key can be copy 2 the heart. Some poeple are so smart they stop love in there heart. for some who dont know real hip-hop i just said some ill shiz

Breakin Benjamin - Soonr Or Latr (for Whoda :d)
I WANTS NORMAL LIFE JUS LIEK NEWBORN CHILD IM LOVR HATR IM AN INSTIGATOR U R AN OVERSIGHT DOAN TRY 2 COMPROMIZE ILL LERN 2 LUV 2 HATE IT I R NOT INTEGRATD JUS CALL MAH NAYM ULL BE K UR SCREAM IZ BURNIN THRU MAH VEINS SOONR OR LATR URE GONNA HATE IT GO AHEAD AN THROW UR LIFE AWAY DRIVIN ME UNDR LEAVIN ME OUT THAR GO AHEAD AN THROW UR LIFE AWAY URE LIEK AN INFANTILE I KNEW IT ALL TEH WHILE U C THEM TRY 2 PULAY ME JUS LIEK U C ON TV IM AN OVERSIGHT JUS LIEK PARASIET Y IZ I SO PATHETIC I KNOE U WONT FORGET IT JUS CALL MAH NAYM ULL BE K UR SCREAM IZ BURNIN THRU MAH VEINS SOONR OR LATR URE GONNA HATE IT GO AHEAD AN THROW MAH LIFE AWAY DRIVIN ME UNDR LEAVIN ME OUT THAR GO AHEAD AN THROW MAH LIFE AWAY SOONR OR LATR URE GONNA HATE IT GO AHEAD AN THROW R LIFE AWAY DRIVIN ME UNDR LEAVIN ME OUT THAR GO AHEAD AN THROW R LIFE AWAY OOOOOO THROW R LIFE AWAY (X2)

For My Friend
Dedication To Brian By: Sharon Gay Watson My friend....you are our stars in the sky, the soft clouds rolling by; You are the rainbow after a morning shower, the fire from a raging storm; In our memories you will live allways, and in our nights you will hold us close; Your strength keeps us going, your love lingers in the depths of our hearts; Help us to get through this, keep our sanity from slipping away; All of your loved ones feel the same way.....we miss you......; You were taken too soon from us all and we need you so much; But we all know God has plans for you up in Heaven. Thank you for bringing us all together, thank you for all the happy times and even the bad; Thank you for being our brother, our mentor, our rock, and our love; Thank you above all else for being the man you were and still are; Thank you for just being you. Brian......Rest In Peace.....May God hold you close to him. I know all of us are from now on! Till we meet again, Bro.......God Ble

Moving To Houston, Texas
Okay, so looking back at that last blog...I just realized it's been almost a year since I posted it! Guess I'm due for an update, huh? Well, I'm in the process of moving to Houston, Texas. Thankfully, I'm finally escaping a 6 year period of being more less stuck in the state of Kentucky. I'm getting transferred from my FedEx job here in Paducah to Houston, and I'm ready to get the hell outta town. So if anyone's got any good tips on Houston, feel free to let me know, cuz I'll be in town this weekend!

Escapism
Escapism To some people who knew me and you know who you are let me explain some things. In dealing with all the trauma of childhood and some things in adulthood. From losing both parents and watching that transition in front of me, to burying childhood events of abuse and the emotional stress of all that I did some things. Escaping into games, art, working out, and reading or learning. I would do these things to an obsessive level. It was easier to escape into these things than to deal with what was going on with me internally. That is not the case anymore and hasn’t been for many months now. I would rather tackle head on what is bothering me than bury it and try to hide from it. Only people who understand pain and living with pain can understand how just ignoring it and escaping into a false sense of reality can numb the pain. Some people drink alchohol, turn to drugs or use their bodies as devices to numb the pain. These are all bad practices and really never truly fix

San Francisco Spending Tax Dollars To Welcome Illegal Aliens
San Francisco Spending Tax Dollars to Welcome Illegal Aliens – Republican Jeff Miller says City Should be Denied State Funds Until they Agree to Obey the Law MISSION VIEJO, CA -- In reaction to the City of San Francisco's new ad campaign welcoming illegal aliens to the city, local Republican Mayor and 71st Assembly district candidate Jeff Miller said today that the first bill he will introduce once elected to the Assembly will be to cut all state funding for San Francisco until they obey federal immigration laws. "San Francisco's City Council and Mayor always seem to be on the wrong side of the law, be it gay marriage or illegal immigration," said Miller. "The city is spending tax dollars on advertising to welcome illegal aliens to their city, making a mockery of our nation's federal immigration laws. California's taxpayers should not send one more dollar to San Francisco until Mayor Newsom and the City Council agree to drop this insulting campaign and start obeying the law."

Help Me Pimp U;) Lol.... =)
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The Very Secret Diary Of Samwise Gamgee
The Very Secret Diary of Samwise Gamgee By: Cassandra Claire This one's for Rave, on account of her fab Legolas/Aragorn parody. Day One: Frodo stabbed by Morgul blade. Oh no! Pippin cried. Told Pippin it would be all right as Mr. Frodo far too hot to die. Did I say that out loud? Day Three: Have followed Mr. Frodo to Rivendell where Elves will heal him. Gandalf told me to help poor unconscious Mr. Frodo get out of dirty clothes. So took clothes off him and gave him a bath. And another one. Then gave him another bath. Gandalf came and told me six baths was quite enough, Samwise Gamgee. Poncy old git probably hasn't taken a bath since the Second Age. Day Four: Wonder if it is time for Mr. Frodo to have another bath yet. Day Five: Elf bubble bath v. colorful and pretty. Gandalf no fun at all. *sulk* Day Six: Mr. Frodo awake! Is doing well although also seems concerned as to why his fingers are all wrinkled. Decided not to tell him about all

The Very Secret Diary Of Aragorn, Son Of Arathorn, Part Two
The Very Secret Diary of Aragorn, son of Arathorn, Part Two By: Cassandra Claire Day One Ran forty miles across Rohan. No squirrels to eat. Gimli looking about roasting size. Have been told dwarf tastes like chicken. Still not King. Stubble update: satisfactory. Day Two Ran into army of Rohirrim. Asked Eomer if he knew where hobbits were. Got v. cagey answer. Perhaps Eomer still mad about that last bender I went on where I painted rude words in Elvish all over his horse. Decided not to mention he has obviously copied hairstyle from Legolas. He wouldn't be giving me this attitude if I were King. Day Three Once you've seen one pile of smoking dead Orcs, you've seen 'em all. That's all I'm sayin.' Day Four Ran into Gandalf. Turns out he did not actually die but instead was forced by Balrog to sell out to laundry detergent company and is now Gandalf the Sparkly White. PR whore. Next thing he'll be charging for pointy hat trick. Day Six In Edoras. King Theoden givi

Deceitful Profiles
why can't people be honest on their profiles? it would save a lot of time and frustrations, even broken hearts. sick and tired of finding out that folks are involved either by accident or by poking for answers, why can't they put it on their profile?

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I Miss My Dad
That's all there is to it really. My dad passed away 4 years ago today and I miss him as much today as I did on that day. I guess it is somewhat of a sign as well. Today was orientation for the beginning of the respiratory therapy class. It was an RT that was there with him when they removed the artificial breathing apparatus. With life comes death. And someday I am sure that I will be the one that is there with someone else's loved ones as they depart from this earth. It's all part of the cycle. Just ironic how the timing falls.

Enternal Bliss
I crave your touch... the sweet smell of your skin... I thirst for your lips to kiss my breast... Shudder me with pleasure, take my body and do as you please... I desire you but you are not here... I make a phone call and you answer... I hear your voice and my heart starts racing faster... I tell you "Dont say a word... be quiet and just listen"... I close my eyes, my hands caress my breast and my nipples harden from this burning desire... I can hear you breath getting heavier with each minute that passes by... My moans exciting you even more... My hands, one still caressing my breast, the other moving slowly lower between my thighs... Using my fingers I slip them inside me, feeling the wetness dripping down... Feeling me throb so deep inside, moaning louder as I get closer to Heaven... Faster and harder my fingers plunge deeply into me... The sound of your breath electrifying me even more, for I know that you want me just as much... I start windin

Shit
What is your middle name? NOYB What color is your mailbox? Black Are you single? Yes Have you ever hit a deer? No Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home? No What color is your room? Wood Do you have a small driveway? Yes Do you know anyone with the same ringtone as you? No What do you do first in the morning? Go pee What brand is your printer? IDK Do you enjoy fighting with people? No Is your hair naturally straight or curly? Both Who was your kindergarten teacher? IDK What is your ringtone? IDK Are you taller than your mom? Yes What curse word do you say the most when your pissed? Fuck Are you God? At times I can be Do you like someone? Yes Do you enjoy writing in colored pens? No Does anything hurt on your body right now? Yup Do you often cry during a movie? Yea Last phone call you received? Mom Last text message? Crawford Do you hate your life? At times Do you get mad easily? Nah

Today On World Rock Radio
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My Sundown
I see it around me, I see it in everything. I could be so much more than this. I said my goodbye's this is my sundown. I'm gonna be so much more than this. With one hand high, you'll show them your progress. You'll take your time, but no one cares. No one cares. I need you to show me the way from crazy. I wanna be so much more than this. With one hand high, you'll show them your progress. You'll take your time, but no one cares. With one hand high, you'll show them your progress. You'll take your time, but no one cares. No one cares. I could be so much more than this. No one cares. I wanna be so much more than this. No one cares. I could be so much more than this. No one cares. I wanna be so much more than this. No one cares. I wanna be so much more than this. No one cares. I wanna be so much more than this. Good goodbye lovely time. Good goodbye tin sunshine. Good goodbye I'll be fine. Good goodbye, good goodnight.

United
Dressed to fulfill your fantasy Cheerleader, nurse, school girl, and more Whoever you'd like me to be I'll surprise you at the door Eyes that shimmer Smile filled with delight Together we quiver At each other's sight You hold me first Embrace so tight I feel your thirst It's a perfect night Your heart beats with mine Our lips lock The clock stops in time Hard as a rock I'm taken away We dare not part As we move united I feel your dart Piercing through me Depths unknown Together we travel Together we moan All our energy consumed We collapse in each other's arms Sweet contentions Our bodies soar Nestled in your arms Peaceful and sound Dreaming of you Until our next round

What Do People Get Out Of This Venting
ok i seen on youtube a few videos of groups of people inviteing a person over just to beat them up whats wrong with people today. i seen on video that turned my head my friend from ohio went to jail for beating up a 13 year old girl just because she was walking down the street and looked in her area. why do people beat others up in group what you cant beat them up your self you have to have a group to one person they beat the girl so bad that the poor girl is in the icu with major cuts and crap. if your going to beat someone up dont post it up on you tube cops watch the vids also. and that is how my friend got caught.

Think God Will Forgive ?
Little Leroy went to his mother demanding a new bicycle. His mother decided that he should take a look at himself and the way he acts. She said, "Well Leroy, it isn't Christmas and we don't have the money to just go out and buy you anything you want. So why don't you write a letter to Jesus and pray for one instead." After his temper tantrum his mother sent him to his room. He finally sat down to write a letter to Jesus. Dear Jesus, I've been a good boy this year and would appreciate a new bicycle. Your Friend, Leroy Now, Leroy knew that Jesus really knew what kind of boy he was (brat), so he ripped up the letter and decided to give it another try. Dear Jesus, I've been an OK boy this year and I want a new bicycle. Your Truly, Leroy Well, Leroy knew this wasn't totally honest, so he tore it up and tried again. Dear Jesus, I've thought about being a good boy this year and can I have a bicycle? Leroy Well, Leroy looked deep down in his heart, which by the

Mine B*tches
Hey all Chad and I had our lil boy, Aiden Lovato, on March 2 2008. He was 10 pds, 3.7 oz and 21 inches long, Hes got blue eyes and red auburn hair, hes soo handsome. I had a rough labor and delivery, but he was worth it. I almost died, but we are home and safe. Chad & I arent together no more. But i have the best part of chad NO ONE will ever have. Thats Aiden. I just wish chad GROW up & be a good dad, and quit being an ASSHOLE. I Still love him, but i cant be with someone who cheats, and is a ASSHOLE. i need a good guy, and a REAL man. Oh well. time will tell i guess.

Started A New Lounge
if anyone is looking for a place to go and relax listen to some music and talk to some cool people, when i get this lounge up and going good, come in and chat with us. if you would like to join.... its still under construction.... http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=57016 we need a DJ and a couple more moderators, and someone that wants to be a co owner. and when i start getting money for the lounge, i will pay all employees for services. the music played in this room, will be from country music, some metal, classic rock, and alternative, and if you have any suggestions, let me know or when i hire the dj, let the dj know and we will see what we can do.

Sb Msg
read from the bottom up, its so nice to know that he supports the troops and their familys, he rated me a 1 and blocked me misterak25...: really? we will see how long that love will last when that proud us soldier is paying for what he fights for... bye ->misterak25...: NO THANKS PERV, IM HAPPILY MARRIED TO A UNITED STATES SOLDIER! misterak25...: hello... you are a good slavegirl material? that was just a question... and i am not here to joke arround... when you are curious about that theme... and when you are curious to behave like a slavegirl... to act like one and to be treated like a submissive by a dominant... read my profile and my blog and when you think then, that you would be an enrichment for me and my slavegirl family, adress me as sir and add me on yahoo: misterak20 or msn: misterak20@hotmail.de and contact me there immediately, to ask for a chance to present yourself as worthy submissive.

24 Hours
IF YOU HAD ME ALONE... LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS AND WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED! WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR TALE or comment... YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE ....

Im Just Sayin What The Police Said
i have proof Scott was stalking..first he found out my daughter;s diaper had leaked some poop out on my loveseat...and i wasnt talking on the phone about it when it happend..my friend Amiee was there,the only one with me and my daughter inside my house.when it happend,then an hour later Scott calls me..and starts asking me,"how much poop did she get on the couch?".How else would he have known if he wasnt snooping around?? then a couple days later i find out he has a girlfriend on his fubar before he had taken it off,,,he said his girlfriend Nowie was the mother of his daughter...because he said,"we have a beautiful daughter together"..sooo i let him know i knew about it..because i posted him comments on his page b4 he put it private.so he sent me back comments that were nasty..one with a girl with tape over her mouth saying "if you dont like the answer..dont ask the question"and i saved it to my email..and showed it to the cops;and the cop said that he couldnt come near me or the b

The Patch
Two old georgia boys pull up to a dui check point the driver pull's the lables off to battles of budwiser and sticks one to his buddys head and ont to hi own tells him to let "me" do the talking---cop walks up shines the light in looks at these two guys with the lables on there for heads and ask's you boys been drinking? driver says NO SER WE GOT THE PATCH !!!

Boudreaux & The Game Warden Go Fishing
Boudreaux & the Game Warden Go Fishing This Louisiana game warden had been keeping an eye on the fishing docks, when after about a week he noticed that Boudreaux had been coming back every day with a boat full of fish. One day he starts to talk to Boudreaux as he's pulling his boat in. The warden says,'Boudreaux, I been watchin you. I notice every day dat you been comin' in wid a full load of fish. You must be havin some good luck? Eh?" Boudreaux answers, "May yah, dem fish is easy to catch." The game warden replies, "Well listen. I got me a day off comin next Saturday. I was wondring, maybe I could go an fish wid you?" Boudreaux replies, "May dat be no problem. Jus make shore you be here at dat 6 a.m. sharp. Cause I gonna leave dis dock wid or widout you." "May I'll be here, don't chu worry none about dat" answers the warden. Saturday comes and the game warden is waiting at the dock when Boudreaux pulls up and puts his boat in the water. The game warden gets in and Boudreaux proce

4-12
April 11: National Backwards Helmet Day International 'I Drink Your Milkshake' Day * 2 - Chuck Norris is born to Marry and Joseph, but the J-Man came around and zapped his cowboy ass to the 20th century. * 48 - Holy Belly Button Lint discovered in ditch near Golgotha. * 641 - Sliced bread invented. * 642 - Toast invented. * 643 - First slice of buttered toast dropped on floor. * 644 - Inventor of Toast and Sliced Bread is burned at the stake for Heresy and Witchcraft. * 1492 - First slice of jelly bread thrown into someone's face. * 1493 - First execution for accidentally throwing a slice of jelly bread into the face of the King * 1667 - The blind, impoverished John Milton sells the copyright of Paradise Lost for £10 and buys a Milkshake. * 1667 - On his way home John Milton is robbed; while lying devastated on the ground he heard the robber shouting victoriously "I Drink Your Milkshake!" while running away. * 1775 - Germany runs

And This Is Just One State. . . .
From the L. A. Times 1. 40% of all workers in L. A. County ( L. A. County has 10 2 million people) are working for cash and not paying taxes. This is because they are predominantly illegal immigrants working without a green card. 2. 95% of warrants for murder in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens. 3. 75% of people on the most wanted list in Los Angeles are illegal aliens. 4. Over 2/3 of all births in Los Angeles County are to illegal alien Me xicans on Me di-Cal, whose births were paid for by taxpayers. 5. Nearly 35% of all inmates in California detention centers are Me xican nationals here illegally. 6. Over 300,000 illegal aliens in Los Angeles County are living in garages. 7. The FBI reports half of all gang members in Los Angeles are most likely illegal aliens from south of the border. 8. Nearly 60% of all occupants of HUD properties are illegal. 9. 21 radio stations in L. A. are Spanish speaking. 10. In L. A. County 5.1 million people speak En

Sexy.
beautifully. They were perfect sitting up high on her chest. Her panties were g-string also a bit sheer in the front. In the right light they would be see through. She was aware of that fact and it turned her on. She wore stockings, thigh highs, they made her feel sexy and a little dirty. She'd been wearing a skirt all day and when she crossed her legs her bare thighs were visible to anyone who looked her way. She was well aware of this as well and enjoyed the stares. At this moment she was in her bedroom and could not wait for the encounter that was about to take place. There was an admirer there and she loved it. As she ran her fingers through her hair down the side of her face and one finger slid down over her lip and just barely into her mouth. As she sucked her finger her admirer did the same. She reached behind her and unhooked her bra. Her admirer watched intently and removed clothing as well. She lowered the shoulder straps down her arms until the sexy white bra sli

What Is Thiis Life For????
All my life I have been wondering what was in store for me??? And here I am still wondering!!! I feel that i have put my all into things that I have tryed to do!!I am so upset about how my life has truned out. My moter has now diowned me cause I coild not keep my marrage together. Oh well!!! I have all my life took hearing things from her like, you will never make anything out of yourself. You will always be a loser,a has been, a want to be. And it is like I had said to the srink. Once you are feed that into your head then you start to belive it. So nw that it has ended I see that it is starting to be true and real. so why lie to myslef.

Deffination Of A Twat Waffle
twat waffle 1.a vagina that is so shriveled up that it looks like a defrosted waffle. 2.A foolish, inept, or unattractive person. 2. Someone who you find in extreme annoyance. 3. a useless human being. (non gender specific) the kids are saying this nowadays instead of douche bag. 4.two great things i love to eat, thrown together in a lustful, gluttenous sin fest....with maple syrup on top. 5.someone who is so amazingly annoying that we had to make up a new word to desrcibe them 6.Noun; A slang term for menstrual pads 7. (1) a waffle you've rubbed all over a twat and shoved into the twat and made all soggy and twatty. (2) a person resembling such a waffle, in appearance, attitude, intelligence, or sluttiness. (3) a twat that you've pulled out and shoved into a waffle iron, crushed and made all burnt and waffly. (4) a person resembling such a twat, in appearance, attitude, intelligence, or sluttiness. 8.the result of a long process: cutting

Dancing
Dancing Sitting here watching raindrops on my window Drifting away, lost in space and time Only a few know and can enter this place Thunder and lightning a backdrop to my private world Eerie shadows created by lightning Dance to the roar of thunder This place of magic, this place of freedom The child slowly emerges afraid to be seen For a moment in time, she forget her fears She begins to dance and run in merriment Her giggles echo like tinkling bells upon the wind Soaring to exhilarated heights with total abandonment She relishes these unknown feelings Something she’s craved but never found Suddenly the fears crash into her, throwing her back Uncontrollable tears as she convulses in pain Running back into the shadows to the safety of the darkness She hides in her little corner Sue Price Copyright ©2008 SuePrice

Lollapalooza Here I Come!
http://www.sofiatalvik.com http://www.myspace.com/sofiatalvik I’m happy to announce that I will be playing at the BIG festival Lollapalooza, Chicago in August! I’ll be on the first day, August 1:st. So basically I’ll be the opening act to great bands like: Radiohead ,Rage Against the Machine, Nine Inch Nails ,Kanye West ,Wilco, The Raconteurs ,Louis XIV ,Love and Rockets ,Gnarls Barkley ,Bloc Party ,The Black Keys ,Broken Social Scene ,Lupe Fiasco ,Flogging Molly ,Mark Ronson ,Cat Power ,The National and more… Check out the festival here: http://www.lollapalooza.com SEE YOU THERE!!!!

Looking For Young Female To Learn Bdsm Lifestyle
i'm looking for a female age 16 to 20 who would be interested in learning all about the BDSM lifestyle.if you are pleaase contact me here or email me at dbrhsewell@gmail.com.

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Lisa Loeb - Stay
U SAY, I ONLY HEAR WUT I WANTS 2 U SAY, I TALK SO ALL TEH TIEM, SO AN I THOT DAT WUT I FELT WUZ SIMPLE AN I THOT DAT I DOAN BELONG AN NAO DAT IM LEAVIN NAO I KNOE DAT I DID SOMETHIN WRONG CAUSE I MISD U YA... YA, I MISD U AN U SAY, I ONLY HEAR WUT I WANTS 2 I DOAN LISTEN HARD DOAN PAI ATTENSHUN 2 TEH DISTANCE DAT URE RUNNIN 2 ANYONE, ANYWHERE, I DOAN UNDERSTAND IF U RLY CARE IM ONLY HEARIN NEGATIV NO, NO, NO (BAD) SO I, I TURN TEH RADIO ON, I TURN TEH RADIO UP AN DIS WOMAN WUZ SINGIN MAH SONG LOVERS IN LUV AN TEH OTHERS RUN AWAY LOVR IZ CRYIN CAUSE TEH OTHR WONT STAY SUM OV US HOVR WHILE WE WEEP 4 DA OTHR HOO WUZ DYIN SINCE TEH DAI THEY WUZ BORN, WELL WELL, DIS AR TEH NOT DAT, FINKZ DAT IM THROWIN BUT IM THROWN AN I THOT ID LIV FOREVR BUT NAO IM NOT SO SURE U TRY 2 TELL ME DAT IM CLEVR DAT WONT TAEK ME ANYHOW, OR ANYWHERE WIF U U SED DAT I WUZ NAIV, AN (NAIV...) I THOT DAT I WUZ STRONG, OH I THOT, HAY, I CAN LEEF, I CAN LEEF, OH (LEEF...) BUT NAO

Addicted By Saving Abel
I heard this song today. WOW! I so can relate! Saving Abel - Addicted I'm so addicted to All the things you do When you're going down on me In between the sheets Or the sound you make With every breath you take It's not like anything When you're loving me Oh girl lets take it slow So as for you well you know where to go I want to take my love and hate you till the end It's not like you to turn away From all the bullshit I can't take It's not like me to walk away I'm so addicted too all the things You do when you're going down on me In between the sheets Or the sound you make With every breathe you take It's not like anything When you're loving me Yeah I know when it's getting rough All the times we spend When we try to make This love something better than Just making love again It's not like you to turn away All the bullshit I can't take Just when I think I can walk away, I'm so addicted to all the things You do when you're going on

Werewolf Fucked My Girlfriend
It was about four in the morning. I don't remember what the moon was like. I think it was normal. Anyway, the werewolf had me against the side of the hotel. He smelled like a paper bag. A car pulled up to the hotel. It was Zoe, back from the bar. By the way she was walking it was obvious she had a good night. She didn't notice me, or the werewolf. I walked away from the werewolf. "Where are you going?" he asked. "To my room." The werewolf just looked at me. It knew what I was thinking. It knew that I wanted to fuck Zoe and was hoping that she was drunk and in the mood. As I walked away I could hear the werewolf chuckling. By the time I got up to my room Zoe was already half undressed. She had strange breasts. They looked like lopsided zip-lock bags full of gunk. I loved them. And I loved giving them attention. They were precious like my grandmother's mashed potatoes except firmer and sexier. The rest of her body was perfect. "Did you have a good night?" I asked

Fubar? More Like Fu-ck This!
Some of you may remember a bulletin i posted about this, so if you read it then bare with me. Ive been with this site since it was cherry-buttfuck-bullshit.com or whatever the hell it was, and I've noticed since it started this undeniable thing that ha sent gone away. That women who shouldn't be revealing them selves are, and that it has become the Myspace for middle age men. Now i try and talk too everyone on my friends list and fans so this isn't going t words them, and these isn't a generalized rant but it goes out too a lot of people. But i get on her every once and awhile and find about 50 new women every 5 seconds that have this stupid rhetoric about "Rate me and Fan Me before you add me!", and "If your going too ask too see my NSFW pics ill block you!" and "Ill let you see me naked and picture of me that aren't attractive at all of me getting fucked by my boyfriend because my husband left be cause I am un-attractive and cant get him up so I get this guy liquored up everytime he

Rough Days
well, I ain't gonna lie...I am not having good days lately. This chemo is really taking its toll on my body. I am hurting more these days and just over all feel like sh*t. I have no energy to do anything and I'll not mention all my tummy troubles. I want each of you to know I do think of you often and I will be back online one day....hopefully soon. ~~smooches~~

Random Quote From Pplz&wtf News Clip
The Republican messiah Ronal Reagan’s opinion of George W. Bush (The Reagan Diaries published by Harper Collins): 'A moment I've been dreading. George brought his n'er-do-well son around this morning and asked me to find the kid a job. Not the political one who lives in Florida; the one who hangs around here all the time looking shiftless. This so-called kid is already almost 40 and has never had a real job. Maybe I'll call Kinsley over at The New Republic and see if they'll hire him as a contributing editor or something. That looks like easy work. “ Marilyn Monroe had a sex tape that was sold for $1.5 million. The other tape is in the nasty hands of the FBI. Lauren Hutton has a line of make up and she explained to a woman what shade she wasn’t while in South Africa: "This is Oprah dark. You are not Oprah dark." ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^>>>that a fu*K up quote..damn.lmbao

3 Doors Down - Be Like That
HE SPENDZ HIS NITEZ IN CALIFORNIA HE SPENT HIS WHOLE LIFE BEAN 2 YOUNG WATCHIN TEH STARS ON TEH HOOJ SCREEN 2 LIV LIFE THAZ IN HIS DREAMS DEN HE LIEZ AWAEK AN HE WONDERS AT NITE HE LIEZ AWAEK AN HE WONDERS Y CANT DAT BE ME CAUSE IN HIS LIFE HEZ FILLD WIF ALL THEES GUD INTENSHUNS HEZ LEFT LOT OV THINGS HED RATHR NOT MENSHUN RITE NAO BUT JUS BEFORE HE SEZ GOODNITE HE LOOKZ UP WIF LIL SMILE AT ME AN HE SEZ IF I CUD BE LIEK DAT ID GIV ANYTHIN JUS 2 LIV WAN DAI IN DOSE SHOEZ IF I CUD BE LIEK DAT, WUT WUD I DOEZ WUT WUD I DOEZ NAO AN DREAMS RE-RUN SHE SPENDZ HER DAIS UP IN DA NORTH PARK WATCHIN TEH PEEPS AS THEY PAS AN ALL SHE WANTS IZ JUS LIL PIECE OV DIS DREAM, IZ DAT 2 MUTCH 2 ASK WIF SAFE HOME, AN WARM BED, ON QUIET LIL STREET ALL SHE WANTS IZ JUS DAT SOMETHIN 2 HOLD ON 2, THAZ ALL SHE NEEDZ YA! IF I CUD BE LIEK DAT, I WUD GIV ANYTHIN JUS 2 LIV WAN DAI, IN DOSE SHOEZ IF I CUD BE LIEK DAT, WUT WUD I DOEZ WUT WUD I DOEZ IM FALLIN INTO D

More Barak Bull Crap
From LtCol. Pete Ginn, USAF (Ret.)..... Hot on the heels of his explanation for why he no longer wears a flag pin, presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama was forced to explain why he doesn't follow protocol when the National Anthem is played. According to the United States Code, Title 36, Chapter 10, Sec. 171, "During rendition of the national anthem when the flag is displayed, all present except those in uniform are expected to stand at attention facing the flag with the right hand over the heart." "As I've said about the flag pin, I don't want to be perceived as taking sides," Obama said. "There are a lot of people in the world to whom the American flag is a symbol of oppression. And the anthem itself conveys a war-like message. You know, the bombs bursting in air and all. It should be swapped for something less parochial and less bellicose. I like the song 'I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing.' If that were our anthem, then I might salute it."

Riots
Ok what the hell is up with rioting, I mean sometimes, I can maybe, possibly, considerably understand why people would riot. But tearing up your own neighborhood when your team wins the big championship. WTF!!! The team that represents your city wins so you give them a great thing to return home to. You give them a tore up town that they love. What the hell is up with that, if you love your town why the hell would you tear it up, not to mention what the police go thru to keep us safe, and people have to go throwing shit at them. They protect your sorry asses so the next time, you people wanna riot, think about the mess YOU have to clean up the next day. And just maybe those police officers that protect your sorry ass will just not save you the next time you really need it.

Welcome To Iraq
My stomach lurches forward, I look to my right where a guy is holding a cross and sweat is dripping off his forehead, I look to my right and see a guy with his hands folded, eyes closed. The plane started its quick decent to the ground, falling out of they sky more than flying. Its a combat-landing...normal for flying into the hottest spot in the world. As the plane hits hard, everyone in the plane jumped, and I could tell that everyone new to the country was scared out of their minds. As the plane seemingly skids across the runway, for what seems like an hour, we hear the engines roar, slowing the plane down as much as possible. Then everything stops. The engines whine down, and now the plane's rear hatch is opening up, within seconds all of the bags are off the plane and we walk off into black nothingness... Mosul, Iraq, claimed to be the hottest spot in the world. My home for the next year. Its so dark out that we can't make out much except the runway lights and a few light

I Saw This And Had To Post It
I am an Australian and my son is an Australian - as far as we are concerned there is not place on God's earth better than Australia , and there are no people better than Australians. That was until the past week or so. My son is in the Australian Army and he is currently on deployment in Iraq . I can not go into his duties in great depth, but shall we say that he and his fellow army buddies are on a glorified guard duty looking after the Australian Embassy. They don't go out looking for "action", though it is a different story in Afghanistan , there the Aussie troops chase the baddies over the hills and into the valleys.. My son and I just ended a long 'phone conversation and here are some of his comments, believe me this is what he said. We have all seen the bullshit emails written by some clown in his lounge room pretending to be at the coal face, but this is what was said. : "Before I came over here I thought we (the Australian Army) were pretty shit hot......

Bullet Hits The Bone Lyrics
Awesome song by Golden Earring! Somewhere in a lonely hotel room There's a guy starting to realize That eternal fate has turned his back on him... It's 2 A.M. the fear has gone I'm sitting here waiting the gun still warm Maybe my connection is tired of taking chances Yeah there's a storm on the loose Sirens in my head Wrapped up in silence all circuits are dead Cannot decode my whole life spins into a frenzy... Help I'm stepping into the twilight zone Place is a madhouse feels like being cloned My beacon's been moved under moon and star Where am I to go now that I've gone too far Help I'm stepping into the twilight zone Place is a madhouse feels like being cloned My beacon's been moved under moon and star Where am I to go now that I've gone too far So you'll come to know When the bullet hits the bone So you'll come to know When the bullet hits the bone I'm falling down a spiral--destination unknown Double crossed messenger--all alone Can't get no conn

Nightbride Doll Goodies..
I will try to update as I get the graphics. Thank you so much too the wonderful ladies @ WickedDollz..specially Skye for these So if you feel like showing your "NightBride Doll" pride then go ahead and snag some of these and put them up somewhere .. I’ll love you lots... Don’t forget to link them back to: WWW.WICKEDDOLLZ.NET

Funny 9-1-1 Calls
Validity not verified. . . Funny 911 Calls Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why? Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my hamand cheese sandwich . Dispatcher : Excuse me? Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it. Dispatcher : Was anything else taken? Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it! Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency? Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it. Dispatcher: This is nine eleven. Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same

So Good-bye
I am Deleting my Fubar Profile Tomorrow (Thursday) at 11:00 a.m. PST. If you still wanna keep in touch with me then contact me and I will give you my Yahoo or Msn or any other things I have to give. No amount of Trying to convince me to stay will work. I have made this Decision and I ain't changing my mind, so I hope you all have fun on here without me, though most of you hardly even talk to me. But to those who do, well... it was fun.

I Don't Want 2 B A Fubar Star?
Helpful am I and I will prove that soon, and disprove what all are saying I am.I just want my page to be the best it can be and feature some undiscovered artist on my page, don't know how quite to do that but I am putting it out there. If you want me to put you lounge post up I will but I am not into the lounge thing. anything that is not offensive in nature I will put on my page for all to see got a new layout or graphics you wan to spread the word I got your back just drop me a comment and let me know.

Character
Rule of thumb on a first date: How does your date treat the waitress? This will tell you whether she or he is worthy of a SECOND date. . . . . Character! This election may come down to the "character" issue again, I think this has been around before, but it is still "telling". This is from an old college buddy in ski country in CO. Subject: Air Force 1 and its passengers YOU MAY FIND THE SECRET SERVICE VIEWS ON THE PERSONALITIES OF PAST PRESIDENTS TO BE QUITE INTERESTING. [This is written by Capt. Denny Keast, who flies for UAL and flew many SAM's (Special Air Mission's) for the White House.] "I flew 4 Presidential support missions in the C-141 out of Dover AFB, DE. Two for President Johnson and two for President Nixon. Johnson was a first class jerk and on the two occasions I flew for him, if the Secret Service and their Liaison in the Pentagon hadn't intervened, we would have had to stay on the airplane for hours while he (Johnson) was off somewhe

Personal Best
I had 23 people in my Yoga class this morning. This class has had on average 2 or 3 different teachers per month for the past 10 years until it was recently assigned permanently to me. I have been teaching it weekly now for the past 7 weeks. I started out with 8 or 9 people and it's steadily grown. I am very excited.

I Cost $3245 A Night
How Much Are You Worth? See How Much You’re Really Worth! - This is pretty fun :) Natural Hair Color: [ ] Brown - $100 [ ] Blonde - $50 [x ] Black - $15 [ ] Bald - $5 [ ] Other-$75 Total: 15 Eye Color: [ ] Brown - $50 [ ] Green - $75 [ ] Blue $150 [ x] Hazel $100 [ ] Other - $15 Total so far: 115 Height: [ ] Over 7′ - $200 [ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175 [ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150 [ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75 [ x] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85 [ ] Under 5′4 - $95 Total so far: 200 Age: [ ] 50 to 56 - $175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 - $100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [x ] 19 to 20 - $25 [ ] 0 to 18 - $100 Total so far: 225 Birth Order: [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750 [ x] First Born - $320 [ ] Only Child - $250 [ ] second born - $150 [ ] Middle child - $100 [ ] Last Born - $100 [ ] third born - $550 [ ] fourth

Blazer For Sale
I have a 92 Chevy Blazer, 4DR 4WD Power-stearing, breaks, locks, windows. 176k Miles. inspected thru Dec 08. 2k or best offer. if anyone around lancaster, pa is interested, please let me know. thanks

Poem
April 17, 2008 @ 6:28 pm Last night I walked, In my plate of steel. I thought there was nothing, I could feel. One wrong click, One wrong space. Haden't seen him since he was born, There was his pic staring me in the face. My daughter beside him, Two states away. Somehow I found them, Both in one day. My eyes have wept, Cryed many tears, More than days have gone by, In all those years.

Don't Tell Me
Don't tell me Don't tell me that you understand, don't tell me that you know... Don't tell me how I will survive, how I will surely grow. Don't tell me this is just a test, that I am truly blessed, That I am chosen for this task apart from all the rest. Don't come at me with answers that can only come from me... Don't tell me how my grief will pass, that I will soon be free. Don't stand in pious judgment of the bonds I must untie... Don't tell me how to suffer, don't tell me how to cry. My life is filled with selfishness, my pain is all I see... But I need you and I need your love unconditionally. Accept me in my ups and downs, I need someone to share... Just hold my hand and let me cry and say "My friend... I care."

I Hope She Realises...
I hope she realises... Your tender kiss lingers upon my lips, I remember the way you looked into my eyes that first time.The way you felt, the way you tasted. I’ll always remember that, especially now your gone, no longer mine, stolen from me by them, those hateful things called circumstance and life.....oh how I hate and despise them both. They called your name, I saw your reaction, knew you would follow. I can’t even call you for fear she’s there, but which she?? Which she should I be more worried about, your wife or your lover? My heart grows weary at the thought of never seeing you again......saddness seeps in where there once was light and laughter, but never love, no, we never did the ’love’ thing did we? Your mistress calls to me you know? Did you know? Well she does! To tell me of her woes and faults in life and I think ’well she has you, what more does she want, what more COULD she want?’ She has your eyes that stare back into hers now, your hands to touch when you

My Secret Plan
Murderous intentions, My red lipsticks, bright and glossy my lips form a wry smile, curling up on one side! I look deep into your eyes, the brightness makes me have second thoughts, but then again, only for a second! My minds muddled, I know it, I want to keep you here with me forever. Killing you and keeping you in my freezer will ensure just that......MAD?? I'm not mad.....it works, I know it works... thats where mumma is, still there to this day, she never left. I saw her packing her bags, I saw HIM waiting outside in the car, daddy had no idea, haaaa I had the last laugh then and I'll have it now! It's fine for you to call when you want something, but what about what I want? Doesn't that matter too?..... I want to feel you next to me forever, your hands holding mine, the roughness of your skin against the softness of mine.......pure bliss. Why do you need to go home to her?? WHY?? She doesn't love you and I know you don't love her....I've seen the way you look at me and the

The Hoot Of An Owl
Running through the dark, time rushing ahead of me Not knowing where I'm going but turning, ducking and weaving. Branches scratch at my face, tiny droplets of blood form in their wake. The back of my hand wipes away the blood but leaves a salty pain. My breath is failing me, lungs scream, won't fill up, not fully. It's dark but I think I see a light ahead. Help, oh sweet sanity, the light grows closer.... WAIT ....it moves too, erratic, noises, yelling? How did they get infront of me, did I turn full circle and run the wrong way? Huge tree fallen in my path, hollow underneath, I can fit, I'm tiny now. Quiet except for my beating heart, shhhhhh, shhhhhhhhhh please be still, don't scream, don't scream. I need to be safe, need to be still, safe, quiet! Footsteps, closer and closer now.....heart races! Hold my breath, they are right above me, tears stream from my eyes and sting the cuts on my face. My hands on my mouth, does it help? I feel it helps. My pants grow warm betwe

Fantasy Land
One of my biggest pet peeves is when ppl feel the need to live in fantasy land. If your reality is really that bad, then there's something you shouldn't be doing. Something should change. Cause pretending something else is actually the fact, doesn't do you any good in the long run. You mislead others, as well as yourself. And after a certain age, that shouldn't happen anymore. Yes, reality can hurt like a bitch, but I'd rather hurt then pretend it's something else and then be smacked down by the truth later when I can't ignore it anymore. I guess it's hard for me to "allow" others to act like this because I never was allowed to pretend things were one way when they weren't. I always had to face reality no matter how bad it might be. And from then on, as I got older, I just continued that way. I saw that the other way really doesn't help anything for more than a moment. And to me, that moment of false hope or a false sense of security isn't worth getting knocked down by the

Genealogy
Genealogy A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?' The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and then all mankind was made.' Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.' The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?' The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.'

Yoga At Flamingo
This morning was the first class (ever) at the Flamingo Resort Spa. I taught at 9 a.m., out on the lawn, adjacent to the pools, water falls, etc. Bird chirping, 80 degrees, sunny & beautiful. Palm trees all around. They hooked me up with a world class sound system and I had beautiful music playing. The Spa manager took the class along with six hotel guests. HUGE HIT. Dozens of onlookers were watching and many were taking pictures and even video taping us - damn tourists. Anyway, Charleen, the spa manager said that her boss wants to film me for a commercial that they will run and play throughout all the rooms to promote the class. It was a huge hit. Teaching again tomorrow.

Smart Cowboy
A Texas cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" No", he replies, "I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch?" "What's so special about it?" The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says,........ "Damn thing's an hour fast!"

More On Online Harrassment.
You must clearly tell the harasser to stop Generally speaking, it is unwise to communicate with a harasser. However, as soon as you determine that you are truly being harassed by someone, you must very clearly tell that person to stop. Simply say something like "Do not contact me in any way in the future" and leave it there. You do not need to explain why, just state that you do not want the person to contact you. Sometimes it is helpful to copy this message to the abuse department of the harasser's ISP. Keep a record of this message for your records. Do not respond to any further messages of any sort from the harasser. Don't have anyone else contact the harasser on your behalf. It is common for the harasser to claim that you are harassing him or her, but if you aren't contacting the person, it is clear that you aren't the harasser. Save everything One of the first impulses many harassment victims have is to just delete any communications they've received, and that's a bad idea.

The Raven.....
The Raven Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. " 'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door-- Only this, and nothing more." Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December, And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Eagerly I wished the morrow--vainly I had tried to borrow From my books surcease of sorrow--sorrow for the lost Lenore-- For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore-- Nameless here for evermore. And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled me--filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating " 'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door-- Some late visitor entreating entrance at my cha

Heart
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::the Turn::
::"THE TURN" M.I.A:: I don't read, yeah, I just guess As the world turns Don't bother me with your mess I'm trying to do my best Get my head up out the stress When the money turns the world Your lovin' turns to less I learn by mistakes Most of it is yours and I'm done living life as a criminal I thought I'd die young just to please the old Now I teach the young, I'm victorial Nanananananananana Nanananananana Nanananananananana Nanananananana I'd rather go on, Go up and down Turn myself all around Then to stay down I'd rather go on, Go up and down Turn myself all around Then to stay down The war in me makes a warrior Like a pitbull gettin' with a terrior I'm better off in North Korea Yeah, droppin' from a barrel of a carrier Coz I got enough to be more It's hard enough to get more I shut the door on everything Just to let my head blow Coz I got enough to be more It's hard enough to get more I shut the door on everything Just to l

Thought You Knew Everything?
A snail can sleep for three years. Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer. Almonds are a member of the peach family. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age. February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon. If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction. If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights. Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite! Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing. The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. There are more chickens than people in the world. Winston

Some Words To Help
The greatest achievement is selflessness. The greatest worth is self-mastery. The greatest quality is seeking to serve others. The greatest precept is continual awareness. The greatest medicine is the emptiness of everything. The greatest action is not conforming with the worlds ways. The greatest magic is transmuting the passions. The greatest generosity is non-attachment. The greatest goodness is a peaceful mind. The greatest patience is humility. The greatest effort is not concerned with results. The greatest meditation is a mind that lets go. The greatest wisdom is seeing through appearances. Atisha.

Some Loser On Here
get this, theres a guy on here called the bronx bulll. hes stalking me, he keeps shouting me and then blocks me before i can respond. so I posted his phone number in my name. if you call it expecting me im sorry, but say hi to him for me. his real name is louis o narsici, he lives on 207 wimbledon in bloomindale... like i said, block this bitch face!! -dawn

April 19, 2008
A Hug There´s something in a simple hug That always warms the heart; It welcomes us back home And makes it easier to part. A hug´s a way to share the joy And sad times we go through, Or just a way for friends to say They like you ´cause you´re you. Hugs are meant for anyone For whom we really care. From your grandma to your neighbor, or a cuddly teddybear. A hug is an amazing thing - It´s just the perfect way To show the love we´re feeling But can´t find words to say. It´s funny how a little hug Makes everyone feel good; In every place and language, It´s always understood. And hugs don´t need new equipment, special batteries or parts - Just open up your arms And open up your hearts. ~ Unknown ~

Wedding Night
Fred and Mary got married but couldn't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's house for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, 'No.' Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?' His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school.' Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Fred and Mary up yet?' She replies, 'No.' Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?' His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school.' After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, 'Are Fred and Mary up yet? His mom says, 'No.' He asks, 'Do you know what I think?' His mom replies, 'OK, now tell me what you think.' He says: 'Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think ..... I gave him my air

Great Time Today
Today was Our Family Reunion and everything was so gorgeous .........I saw alot of my kin folk that I haven't seen in almost 10years.....We had our reunion at a Clubhouse that overlooked beautiful Lake Jackson....There was so much yummmy food and the main centerpiece was a HUGE sheet cake that My Aunt Joyce has a family picture airbrushed on it surrounded by spring like flowers, it was amazing to look at.......There was over 50 family memebers that came from all over and the weather was sunny and alittle windy, simply beautiful weather....I know my Mom and her sister's and brother had a wonderful time catching up with one another.....It was such a Wonerful Family Reunion........

Wrong Doings
Check out the story --> http://www. kxan. com/Global/story. asp?S=8165144 This story is very real and needs your attention. This is the superintendent of the high school where the kid was suspended for talking to his father while in Iraq. 254-547-1227 254-547-1227 x222 Dr Bobby Ott Deputy Superintendent For everyone of our loved ones who are over there, do this for them, for the families, let the school board know this is not ok, we will not tolerate this type of treatment. >>*KXAN News Story*

Is It Her Genes? Oldest Known Person Turns 115 On Sunday
SHELBYVILLE, Ind. - Maybe it was a lifetime of chores on the family farm that accounts for Edna Parker's long life. Or maybe just good genes explain why the world's oldest known person will turn 115 on Sunday, defying staggering odds Scientists who study longevity hope Parker and others who live to 110 or beyond — they're called supercentenarians — can help solve the mystery of extreme longevity. "We don't know why she's lived so long," said Don Parker, her 59-year-old grandson. "But she's never been a worrier and she's always been a thin person, so maybe that has something to do with it." On Friday, Edna Parker laughed and smiled as relatives and guests released 115 balloons into sunny skies outside her nursing home. Dressed in pearls, a blue and white polka dot dress and new white shoes, she clutched a red rose during the festivities. Two years ago, researchers from the New England Centenarian Study at Boston University took a blood sample from Parker for the group's DNA

Rhiannon Of Ancient Mythology
A man lost at sea was washed up upon an island. The island seems to be deserted and uninhabited until he finds a fountain mounted on a pedestal. This relic is very old, but the water is clear and the man thirsty. He bends to drink, but stops short when he sees the reflection of a beautiful woman in the still water. He looks up and she stands before him. She is tall and thin and frail looking, yet she radiates strength. She is dressed in a silver white gown and her silver gold hair hangs past her waist. Her age is undeterminable, but her eyes speak of ageless wisdom. Three birds attend her, fluttering about her shoulders, but never landing. The strange and enchanting woman welcomes him, leads him to a cottage and tells him he is welcome to stay as long as he wishes. She leaves him at the cottage to consume the dinner that is awaiting him on the table. Being hungry, the man set himself to eat without questioning his hostess. The food is simple faire, but he notices there is no meat. N

Free Ps3 Or Cash Must See
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Bunny
News Flash!!! The Death of The Energizer Bunny Shocks the World!!! Known best for, "going and going and going..." passed away last evening at 12:42am. Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation. Apparently, someone put the battery in backwards and the bunny kept coming and coming and coming,... Foul play has not been ruled out.

Count That Day Lost
If you sit down at set of sun And count the acts that you have done, And, counting, find One self-denying deed, one word That eased the heart of him who heard, One glance most kind That fell like sunshine where it went -- Then you may count that day well spent. But if, through all the livelong day, You've cheered no heart, by yea or nay -- If, through it all You've nothing done that you can trace That brought the sunshine to one face-- No act most small That helped some soul and nothing cost -- Then count that day as worse than lost. by George Eliot

Blonde Moments Xd
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. [ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. [ ]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. [ ] You have ran into a tree. [ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow [x] You just tried to lick your elbow. [ ]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. [ ] You just tried to sing them. [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. [ ] You have choked on your own spit. [x]You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it. [ ] You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice [x] You just looked at it. [x]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde. [ ]People have called you slow. [x] You have accidentally caught something on fire [ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. [ ]

What It Means To Live......
THE FOLLOWING ARE A FEW KEY POINTS *You cant control the cards youre dealt, just how you play the hands. *Experience is what you get, when you dont get what you want. *When youre doing a bad job and nobody points it out to you, thats when theyve given up on you. *The Brick walls that are in our way, are not there to keep us out, they are there for a reason: They allow us to show how much we want it. *Decide if youre going to be a Tigger or an Eeyore. Tiggers are energetic, optimistic, they're curious and enthusiastic and most impportantly they have fun! *To achieve your dreams you must learn to work and play well with others. *The simplist advice that you'll find hard to follow; *Tell the truth *When you screw up, apologize. A good apology has three parts: 1. Im sorry 2. It was my fault 3. How do I make it right (most people skip the 3rd part, thats how you can tell their sincerity) *Nobody is ALL evil if you wait long enough they will show you th

"saints Of Los Angeles"
I heard the new song and I absolutley love Saints of Los Angeles! The Shout board is going crazy over this song and how good it is.Its fantastic! Sounds like Crue is coming back to kick some ass!

Sexy Men Inside
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Golf Weekend
golf weekend. Well last weekend I had a golf outing with the guys. So friday we took off to play the course and see what it was like before the main outing. The course was great and so was one of the beer cart girls. Well I had to flirt with her and she started flirting back. well we all went back in to the club house for a cold drink after and she was there. I kept my eye on her as she walked around. young lady great body. Well I wrote down my room number and cell phone number and was able to get it to her. That night I didn't get a call but had fun with the guys. The next day at the course it was a cold start and yes my little beer cart lady showed up for work. I didn't talk to her just watched her and I have to say she was cold by the size of her nibbles. Well as wwe golfed she drove up and I got a drink and ask what she did last night. Oh just stay home with my girl friend. well ok but you still have my numbers yes with a smile. Great maybe tonight we can hook up at a local b

Looking For Love On Line??
Looking for love? Keep an eye on your wallet Story Highlights With growing interest in online dating, more scams are arising Federal report says there were 206,884 complaints on Internet fraud last year Be cautious, learn as much as you can about your online suitor, experts warn By Sean O'Key CNN ATLANTA, Georgia (CNN) -- Julia Abrantes spent hours cleaning her house and primping in front of a mirror before heading to John F. Kennedy airport in New York. She was there to pick up the love of her life, whom she had met on the Internet. Online romance fraud targets the hearts and wallets of unsuspecting victims. Six hours later, she was still waiting. Nobody arrived. Abrantes was the victim of romance fraud: a scam designed to prey on her emotions to get her money. "I was devastated," she said. "He wound up winning my heart." Abrantes isn't alone. Dating sites like Match.com, which says it has a membership of more than 15 million, are growin

Words From My Friend Melissa
Your Wellspring Of Energy A Stress-Free Home Sometimes our lives are so busy that we treat our homes as if they were impersonal places that we merely pass through. But we can make certain that our homes truly feel like our sanctuaries by taking the time to tend to them like gardens, which need care in order to offer us the beauty of their blooms. When we take the time to treat our homes like beloved treasures, we can shift their energy from being merely places to being wellsprings for the replenishment of our energy. Consider that homes are the outer reflections of those who live within. If we feel that the current appearance clashes with how we'd like to see ourselves, it can keep us from fully allowing our light to shine. Updating our homes to reflect our inner landscape need not involve massive redecorating or a large outlay of money. Small things can make a big difference, like simply moving items so that we constantly gaze upon the things we love the most, liberating the tr

My Birthday 2008
I just want to extend a heart felt thank you to everyone for the birthday wishes. far too many to reply to every one so i figured i would thank everyone with a blog. it's been a good day. i had to work a 12 hour shift but it was good. thanks again!

Skittles Ramble Ooo Noo
It's times like this when you wonder where your life is going. You wonder about society and how fast it's falling apart. You just don't want to wake up and face what the news has to say. You look at your child and pray they become better than what you have become. You try not to cry and hide behind a smile. You hold everything together when you know it's in pieces. Instead of saying bye you say talk to you later. You feel like your life has no meaning then ou look around and realize what you have but then sometimes you just wish you didn't grow up like you were still just a kid yourself. Now your raising a child and thinking damn i really hope i don't fuck up because now you know it's not just your life anymore. You see your child looking up to you and all you want is to give that precious child everything thing in the world. What sucks is when you realize that no matter how much you want to give your child there is only very few you can give. You curse at society and the cost of thing

Here In This Home
Here in this home... I will never know the loneliness I hear in the barks of the other dogs 'out there'. I can sleep soundly on my soft, clean bed, assured that when I wake my world will not have changed. I will never know hunger, or the fear of not knowing if or when I'll eat again. I will not shiver in the cold, or grow weary from the heat. I will feel the sun's warmth, and the rain's coolness, and be allowed to smell all that can reach my nose. My fur will shine, and never be dirty or matted. Here in this home... There will be an effort to communicate with me on my level. I will be talked to in a caring, pleasant way and, even if I don't understand, I can enjoy the warmth of the words. I will be given a name so that I may know who I am among others. My name will be used in joy, and I will love the sound of it! Here in this home... I will never be a substitute for anything I am not. I will never be used to improve peoples' images of themselves. I was not created nor

This Is An Old One::::: Memories
He didn't care and neither did she. She was my best friend How could he hurt me? Feeling like someone has ripped out my heart I take my memories and tear them all apart As I stare at the broken pieces I feel like a dying fetus My memories have consumed me Causing my heart to swell and bleed I think about ending it all When I hear my memories call I slit my wrists with my broken memories As the blood flows like a red river of tears I drop to my knees Trying to forget all my past years I crawl outside and lie in the rain As each drop washes away my pain My memories flash before my eyes Followed by faint angel cries Good-bye Father and Mother my sister my brother I love you all But my memories have taken my fall

Infernal Angel
Infernal angel of the night How often I have watched your flight Through moonlit streets so bitter-bright And ever I have wanted you And ever I have died. Infernal angel, sleep by day To wipe all of your pain away You seek the night in which to stay And ever I have bled for you And ever I have died. Infernal angel, warrior strong Who walks by night so aching long To kill a stranger for a song And ever I have honoured you And ever I have died. Infernal angel, all that is The star in my own Paradise Forever more forever lives And ever I have longed for you And ever I have died. Infernal angel, I have tried For many years my fear to hide And yet to you I cannot lie And ever I have yearned for you And ever I have died. Infernal angel, please believe My dying heart, its ache and heave, Are all for you I cannot leave And ever I have cried for you And ever I have died. Infernal angel, yet remain Within my heart, within my brain Still sing to me your

Today On World Rock Radio
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Smiles Within
Smiles appear for many reasons.....it may be that you have been touched by anothers joy or you may just feel proud of someone.A smile can weave its way into anothers heart and sit there.....to comfort,amuse or even just to take away the lonely.You could find a smile appearing when you least expect it...ahh yes the daydream smile lol.When your mind wanders,recalls,and a movie plays filled with memories,moments....sweet moments.There you are.....just staring out the kitchen window doing the dishes...recalling,smiling and only coming back to it all when the cat starts meowing and you find you have just squeeky cleaned it (im kidding...or am i?? lol) The best smile you can receive is the warm "I love you" smile from your babies when they see you.That can just light up a whole room. Because of my love and appreciation for simplistic beauty,I find that the little things have me smile the most.It can be as simplistic as a child colouring for the first few times and worried because they

Just A Bit Of Info
i'm 32 have 5 kids.we like going fishing boating camping and to the movies.we do a lot of outdoor stuff but will also do some indoor things like go to the movies or go shopping.if u want to know anything else just ask.

Dancing Rolls Up Marlee's Welcome Mat
By Natalie Finn Tue Apr 22, 3:39 PM PDT So goes the ultra-inspirational portion of our program. Marlee Matlin, receiver of a standing ovation when all was said and done, was eliminated from Dancing with the Stars Tuesday, leaving six celebs to hoof it out for the disco-ball trophy. "I had a great time," the Oscar-winning actress, who has been deaf since she was 18 months old, said via her longtime interpreter, Jack Jason. "Thank you to all the fans, to everyone!" Although she initially won raves for her this-gal-can-do-anything performances (and continued to awe audiences with her smokin' bod), the quicker Latin rounds proved to be a little much for Matlin, whose off-tempo mambo last night only mustered a 21. "As a friend, I am so proud of you," host Tom Bergeron, forgoing his usual neutrality, told his longtime pal. Barely escaping danger for the second time was Mario, whose technically proficient rumba apparently proved too racy for mass consumption. Viewers

We Are All Beautiful
"Dissimilar things were fitted together to make something beautiful and whole." --Nippawanock, ARAPAHOE Sometimes we look at something close up and it appears to be ugly; but then we drop back and look at it as a whole and it is beautiful. If we look at an insect close up, it may be ugly, but if we drop back and look at the whole insect it becomes beautiful. We can drop back even more and observe what its role and purpose is, and the insect becomes even more beautiful and whole. How are we looking at ourselves? Are we focused on something ugly about ourselves, or are we dropping back and looking at ourselves as a whole? We all have purpose, and we are all beautiful. Grandfather, today, let me see the beauty of the whole Elder's Meditation

Short One 5 Second::: Letting Go
Tearing inside, Awaiting the end. Losing all hope, Crying again. Twisted and torn, Falling apart. Nothing but pain, Black is the heart. Screaming within, Anguished so. Feeling despair, Slowly letting go.

Take Your Sweet Time In The Sack
Step 1: Give some attention to nonsexual spots. To get warmed up, a woman needs proper buildup. So start with innocent areas. Run your palms and fingertips over her arms and back with straight strokes and swirling motions. Varying your movements will keep her nerve endings on high alert. When her breathing becomes deeper, turn up the intensity. Step 2: Handle the merchandise gently. With an open palm, move in broad circles over each breast at the same time, making the circles smaller as you get closer to the nipples. Then go over the same spots with the tip of your tongue. Step 3: Head south. Kiss and lick your way down her torso as you run your hands down her sides. While you tease her lower stomach and hip bones with your mouth, lightly massage her thighs and butt with your hands. Then soften the stroke and move to her promised land. Step 4: Put your oral talents to work. Start by gently teasing the clitoris with the tip of your tongue. As she becomes more aroused, increa

Invisible...
what you doing tonight i wish i could be a fly on your wall are you really alone stealing dreams why can't i dream you into my life so tell me... what would it take make you see that i am alive if i was invisible and i could just watch you in your room if i was invisible i would make you mine tonight if hearts were unbreakable and i could just tell you where i stand..i would be the smartest man... if i was invisible.. oh wait i already ammm saw your face in the crowd i call out your name you don't hear a sound i trace out your steps each move that you make wish i could read what goes through your mind wish you could touch me wth the colors of light if i was invisible i could just watch you in your room..i would make u mine tonight if hearts were unbreakable..i could just tell you where i stand..i would be the smartest man.. if i was invisible oh wait i already am

A Nutshell Of Ideas...
Well, it has been awhile since I actually blogged in here... I'll do most of my writing here, cut, paste and put it on the page I spend more of my internet time on......... maybe..... Now that I have a job where I actually have to work, I don't spend all that much time chatting online anymore... how odd is that? So I'm a bit confused at what is termed the "American Work Ethic"... does it really exist? Is business really gone from the action plan to the 'here and now' plan? Let's say you run a business that grosses about a half a million per month..... lets say the big reason behind this money is a certain part of your inventory.... now... since inventory is a numeric thing.. and sales trends, being 'trends' are also numeric... doesn't it stand to reason that if you see your numbers getting low you replace said merchandise to continue making money? Or do you tell your 'consultative' salesmen (don't get me started on that line) to just sell the bigger ticket item because 'we have some

Another One
I feel like I've lost my breath, My whole world has stopped turning. The fire that seared through my veins, Is now cold,no longer is it burning. I can feel the cold as it grows, My heart grows gray,totally defenceless. How to attack this I don't have a clue, It overwelms me,so relentless. Have I finally gone and lost my soul, To give up on life for what reason. God I am such a damn idiot, Hell I forgot to breathe in. The serious version is called never ending season.

Future Mrs. Zuniga
It happened on Monday the 21st of April 2008! John asked me to marry him and I am super STOKED!! Here's the details... First of all about a week or so ago John emailed my mom SUPPOSEDLY asking her some questions about me and stuff and then the other night my mom called him and they talked for like 30 minutes! So, I just kind of blew it off... thinking he was just talking to her about whatever... Well today... We're in the middle of packing up our room because we're moving into a new house! I am walking out of the closet and he asks me to sit on the bed... he wanted to talk to me! So, I sit down and he looks at me and says well you know I emailed your mom and what I emailed her was asking for hers and Malcolms permission for your hand in marriage! I said.. John what are you doing! and he said Crystal... Will you marry me? I cried for like 10 minutes and then... I SAID YESSS!!!!! So, I am now... The future Mrs. Crystal Zuniga!

Elderly Foreplay
The first old woman told the second old woman that sometimes she gets her husband excited at night by getting totally naked, lying in bed and putting both legs behind her head, yoga style. The second old woman thought that this was a great idea, so that night when her husband went in the bathroom to get ready for bed; she got totally naked and began the process of putting her legs behind her head. The first leg was kind of tough to put in place as she was a bit arthritic. However, she finally got it in place. She had an even tougher time with the second leg, so she rocked herself backwards until she finally got it behind her head. However, she had rocked just a little too hard so that she flipped slightly backwards and got stuck with her butt sticking straight up in the air. It was just then that her husband came out of the bathroom. 'Gladys!' he exclaimed.' For heavens sake, comb your hair and put your teeth in .... You look like an asshole.'

Why,whywhy...
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'? Why are there still apes if we evolved from apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Why is there never a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?< /SPAN> Why do people keep running over a str

Dark And Numb (poem)
I'm still looking for that perfect peace an inner warmth a sweet release a back from all the hurt again to steer me far away from pain my souls on the floor and I can't see it any more as I lose my hold on reality I can't see who I'm supposed to be in the madness I cant get a grip as I see darkness merge, I slip I lay awake, sleep doesn't come to those whose souls are dark and numb I lose track of thought and time not so sure which thoughts were mine is it just complete insanity to wonder who the hell is me?

Chuckiiboo's Ticker Contest!
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The Mouse And The Trap
A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. "What food might this contain?" the mouse wondered. He was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap. Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning : There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Mr. Mouse , I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it." The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" The pig sympathized, but said, I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured you are in my prayers." The mouse turned to the cow and said "There is a mousetrap in the house!There is a mousetrap in the house!" The cow said, "Wow, Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my nose." So, the mouse returned to the h

Sex Survey....feel Free To Fill It Out And Send Me...lol
Basics 1. How old are you? 2. Look between your legs...what's your species, male or female.. (or both)? 3. Equally important, what's your sexual Orientation? 4. At what tender age did you discover the joys of masturbation? 5. Sometimes nature intends a person to discover their first orgasm later…either way when was it? 6. Uh ohh.. you went and sinned and kissed someone. When did you lose your innocence, sinner? 7. Expanding on that, when was the first time you made out with someone? 8a. How often do you masturbate? 8b. Do you fantasize usually when you do? 8c. Do you like it? 8d. Do you try to get there fast or do you deny yourself to make it last longer? 8e. Ever engage in mutual masturbation (doing it, but with a partner)? 8f. Do you own and use a dildo or vibrator? 8g. Have you ever used a foreign object but not a sex toy (cucumber, hairbrush, something like that)? Oral sex 1. In general, does the idea of oral sex appeal to you? 2. Ok great, I w

Police
Now we hear about police shootings. Sadly they happen. Adrenaline is a bitch. Just we have families. I've seen tapes where sometimes the perp didn't have too be shot, enough oc spray will bring anyone down or a taser gun. Just rem, if a cop pulls you over, just remain calm and don't move around because you just put the idea of something being hidden or shuffled,frankly if i pull yo uover and your fidgety your hands are staying on the steering wheel. There are toy guns that look real. I've seen a footage of a state trooper-women mind you- that was beaten when a mans daughter walked out, he had drugs go figure and she surved why because someone pulled up and called for help when he left her for dead- if u hear the tap you can hear hear strugglesing too beath and the hits were so hard her brain swelled. But we want too knock about police brutality,not all of them are on power strikes, There job requires them too get the truth, and everyones always lying. years of lying,fighting and bein

Lie Detector
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late. "Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?" asked John. "Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project," said Tommy. The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair. "Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school." "We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy. "What did you watch?" asked Marsha. "The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy. The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his ch

Before It Starts
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts." The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it starts." She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute." The wife is furious. She yells at him "Is that all you're going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore ..." The man sighs and says, "It's started ..."

This Comes From The Heart...bulletin By Nassy
I have some Great friends on Fubar lets show them some mad love... Hell what do you have to lose... These are some of the people that have been here for me through thick and thin... ♫LilBamaGirl♫~Shadow Leveler~@ fubar Dream The Ice Queen.@ fubar «¥»ßrök€n W¡ñg§«¥»@ fubar< MASTER Cain ~Demon Crew Co-Founder-Master to Blood Vixen~@ fubar ♥Ħøŧ Møммα♥@ fubar MemyselfandI@ fubar Wishful Thinking@ fubar ۞CuTiE™۞@ fubar RAVEN QUEEN CAUGHT CHAINED & COLLARED BY BLUE EYESDRAGON@ fubar One of he best people here on Fubar, even if you dont ask he is there to help you...Sometimes you dont even know you need help and there he is..It would mean so much to me if my Friends and the ones that i care about would stop by his page and show him mad love, I know for a fact he will return it...

The Woman
There's a woman sitting on the bench Who is she we ask It is the woman who hides her feelings We ask her what is wrong But she always says nothing But we all know how she feels We are all waiting for her to tell us She is my friend One that I care for But our friendship is ruined So It is time to bid fair well Goodbye my friend Please shed no tears Be well and always remember I will always be your friend

Celebrate!
In honor of the upcoming Krush Fest, WRR is hosting a pre-Krush Fest party in the fubar lounge.. WORLD ROCK RADIO .. Saturday, May 9th, all day long.. games, prizes, and of course MUSIC!! help us celebrate our station's fest.. come join us!! Join the lounge & let us know you got the beads. We'll give you 500 fubux to start the party right!

"i Just Thought She Was A Really Good Listener!"
Police: Woman lived with dead sister Published: April 24, 2008 at 7:31 PM DETROIT, April 24 (UPI) -- Detroit police said they believe an elderly woman has been living with the corpse of her dead sister on her kitchen floor -- possibly for the last three years. Investigators said the corpse was partially mummified and portions of the body appeared to have been eaten by a dog and cat living at the residence, the Detroit Free Press reported Thursday. Police said the woman -- who appeared to be suffering from mental problems -- was taken to a crisis center for treatment. They said they made a visit to the home after a neighbor phoned police to report she had not seen the deceased woman for a long time.

Spinning Circles
"Go! Go! Go! Go!" I was trying, but there's only so much an under-powered piece of shit car can do and Ted screaming in my ear wasn't going to make us go any faster. He knew it, I knew it, Mark knew it, but it didn't matter. We were all doing it, screaming that is. It was the nature of the game and the spirit of the chase. "Right turn!" Mark was on it. Beautiful execution. I called the order, popped into neutral, cranked hard right, and Mark pulled up on the emergency brake. We caught water and fish tailed violently before hitting dry. We were sliding sideways, facing the curb and our speed was wasted. No good. Tires squealed as I dropped into second while counter-steering. We fish tailed back, swinging inches from the curb, caught traction, and high-balled out of there. Ted popped up from the floor of the back seat, whooping like a demon. Mark had his head back doing his best rebel yell while banging on the dash with both fists. I was laughing like

Pulling My Hair Out
So here I sit at the kitchen table lost in my thought when I need to be trying to clean some more on the house. Instead my thoughts have taken away have gotten me lost in this demise. The only thing that has pulled me away from this whirl wind has been the phone. The more times I hear call me if you need me from people the more angry I become. They say that knowing that that call will more than likely never happen. The only person who could help me with this mess had to leave this morning for work. So that leaves me here to take care of myself, the house & to take care of Mama since she is hurt. I’m overwhelmed because I’m still not able to do a lot due to my blood being so dangerously low. I’m all they have to depend on and to take care of them when they are down. They are all I have to depend on and take care of me when I’m down. No I take that back there is one other person but she is busy with her own life and she is always there when I text her needing to vent. I feel so bad becau

One Last Cigarette
One Last Cigarette One last cigarette Shall I burn? This lonely night No where to turn But phantom Dreams To hold me tight In the silent misery Of this lonely night One last cigarette It’s time to burn In hopes of morning I long an yearn Of sunlit fields And mountain streams A place to rest My weary Dreams One last cigarette Smoke in my eyes Obscures these visions Of clear blue skies To hold me captive Here in my room Beneath a starless sky And an empty moon One last cigarette The ember red I think of things I’ve left unsaid Frozen regrets In the dead of night Wishing I had A second sight One last cigarette A swirl of smoke A tear withheld In a bitter choke For time spent lost On a frivolous quest As I strove to be My very best Hear this lament For forgotten Dreams For wild hopes And noble schemes For all of that Which I have yearned And this last cigarette Which I have burned

The Genesis Sestina
The Genesis Sestina She lay and stared at the tree above in the garden she was in and remarked how everything was grand with idle body and idle hand free from the concept of sin but also devoid of love The serpent who know of passion and love looked down upon her from above he shed a tear for the state she was in e’er he came upon a plan so grand and dropped an apple into her hand She knowingly bit deep of sin and knew at once her lack of love she cried out loud to the one above in frustration at the state she was in for the garden seemed now not so grand as the apple of knowledge in her hand The man took the apple from her hand and shared with her in sin to seal forever their bond of love now separated from the one above as she opened up and took him in to new found passion glory grand All they knew now they saw as grand for the whole world lay in their hands yet they couldn’t understand how sin could come from the knowledge of love yet thunder

Just Dont Understand?!?!
How are you gonna tell someone that u like them & wanna date them,an think that ur attractive and everything else.then turns around an say that i think we should be "GOOD FRIENDS"?An telling me that its the "DISTINCE" is the problem?Which really isnt that far from me but whatever.All i gotta say itshis loss an coulda had someone good! But hes lost it all... Sorry guys but i just had to let that out feel much better LOL.......

Sestina Of The Forgotten Dead
Sestina of the Forgotten Dead (my first sestina...it's rough...forgive me) Turn and cast your eyes to the moon Feel the ancient pull of the distant past Reaching down from the blood washed sky Like the hand of God in a forgotten dream Or the song of the wistful ghost Singing the praises of the forever dead Immortal yet forgotten lie the heroic dead Forever asleep beneath the eye of the moon Crying silently for their forgotten past Unheard laments reaching up through the sky Like the lost fragments of the warrior’s dream Sung from the throat of the voiceless ghost What monument shall pay tribute to this ancient ghost Long since buried, forgotten and dead But the cold, pale face of the frozen moon Whose memory reaches into that distant past Weeping cold tears from it’s chariot in the sky For the memory of those who are now but a dream A silent pause, an interlude in the eternal dream Soft cries unheard wept from the soul of the celestial ghost Like the imp

The Frog King
The Frog King a Sonnet - an interpretation of Aesop The carefree frogs in the bog were playing both day and night but some felt this wasn’t right and prayed for a King of Frogs so Jove sent them down a log which they approached at first with fright but they soon paid it notice slight for this was no King for frogs “This will not do! we need a King! a leader mighty and great!” Jove sent a stork to seal their fate who set at once devouring their lamentations came too late for the frogs now had their King

What Cryptic Mystic
What Cryptic Mystic a Rondeau What cryptic mystic here adores ancient customs and modern mores? Intimate where he belongs in the peaceful grip of siren songs, pursuing dreams through phantom doors. When done at last his daily chores in corporate halls or retail stores; to seek the flame for which he longs - what cryptic mystic? Angels ignited walk the floors fresh from Heaven’s most distant shores. Saturated in secrets strong, lost alone in a milling throng, which he must but can not ignore - what cryptic mystic?

She Weeps
Once a year, this seems to happen again Hell is released on this once quiet ground something causes the world to run rampant for my heart is plundered from its lovely bound Over all the adorned field, I keep watch I sit and stare from my grave stone and gloom I awaken this All Hallows Eve To watch over the dead under this mysterious moon Upon noticing a spark of light I find a fiery grave off in the distance Looking further, I do find A girl weeps there knowing of existance Her eyes are a simple grey her tears are as cold as rain. For she weeps of her long lost love, Can't seem to hold her pain. He had fought in this battle upon which we are still plagued. He lost his life in valor now she carries the weight of his crusade. To end her pain I'll win her heart To win her heart I must do the following things Find a way to catch her eye and Find the lost soul that plays on her heart strings. I could disguise myself in his image

Evrclear - Wanderbl
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Confused
I was invited to "Fubar" by a friend who knew I would be addicted immediately ... he was right I was here for 20 hrs straight having a blast. Worked my way up to level 9 almost level 10 with commenting, rating, and making lots of friends and inviting my friends to join. 8 of them came to Fubar to join in on the fun. Got wonderful gifts and plenty of drinks to get me Sh*t faced as I did for others as well ... Then I knew from reading the FuBible that I had to verify before I could level past 10 so I took a photo with the info paper as described, it was denied ... so I tried again, making a new info paper to show different from the first one just in case ... then out of the blue less than 20 mins after the second try for verify ... my account was deleted =( I have no idea why, I sent a email to support, so am hoping to hear a responce of why my original account was deleted. I am a lil upset that all my hard work, points, and FuBucks are gone ... *sigh* I just dont know

2 Months
ON April 24th was two months since my brother died. I miss him so much! I wish he was here with me during my hard times but i wouldn't want him to be back and everyone on his ass the way they used to be. He went out with a bang the way he wanted to.It's still hard to think about him and not cry, but i'm stronger. I can now look at a croch rocket and not break down crying. He loved those motorcycles.

She Speaks To Me
she speaks to me She speaks to me with a voice That would soften a heart of stone The accents of her tongue Making a music like I’ve never known And the smile in her eyes... How do you call a golden blue? Shining clear and light, fresh and pure Like flowers touched with morning dew Her tress is a flaxen dream A golden halo fair And never before have I seen Such beautiful silken hair She smiles as I tell her this Her cheeks a rising blush But how can I tell her what I really feel With my heart in such a rush?

Evrythin' About Eminem ,, True Fan
Marshall Bruce Mathers III (born October 17, 1972),[1] better known by his stage name Eminem, is an Academy Award-[2] and multiple Grammy Award-winning American rap artist. Eminem is one of the highest-selling musicians of the early 2000s. He has sold over seventy million albums worldwide, and is one of the highest-selling rap artists of all time. Eminem was discovered by rapper and producer Dr. Dre, who later signed Eminem to his record label, Aftermath Entertainment. Eminem signed to Aftermath Entertainment/Interscope Records in 1998 and released The Slim Shady LP, which went triple platinum by the end of the year. In 2000, he released The Marshall Mathers LP, and sold two million copies. The Eminem Show was released in 2002 and sold one million copies in its first week. Eminem released his fourth album, Encore, in 2004, which also went on to become another successful album for the rapper. Background information Birth name- Marshall Bruce Mathers III Also known as-

50 Lies & Counting
This is a guy that wants to run our country 50 Lies & Counting: Posted on Political forum.com - Elections & Campaigns 1.) "Selma Got Me Born"-LIAR, your parents felt safe enough to have you in 1961 - Selma had no effect on your birth, as Selma was in 1965. 2.) "My Father Was A Goat Herder"-LIAR, he was a privileged, well educated youth, who went on to work with the Kenyan Government. 3.) "My Father Was A Proud Freedom Fighter"-LIAR, he was part of one of the most corrupt & violent governments Kenya has ever had. 4.) "My Family Has Strong Ties To African Freedom"-LIAR, your cousin Raila Odinga has created mass violence in an attempt to overturn a legitimate election in 2007, in Kenya . It is the first widespread violence in decades. 5.) "My Grandmother Has Always Been A Christian"-LIAR, she does her daily Salat prayers at 5am according to her own interviews. Not to mention, Christianity wouldn't allow her to have been one of 14 wives to 1 man. 6.) "My Name

Depression
hey i am slowly getting over being depressed but it wants to linger and hold on; i just want to be happy everybody says find that happy place what if i dont have a happy place grrr i dont know hate getting into depression and hate coming out of it its like withdrawls almost sighs i dont know just moody with the coming new season i bounce back always do

Desert Players Getting Heads Shaved
Saudi governor orders haircuts for men who hit on women Tue Apr 29, 9:01 AM ET A governor in northern Saudi Arabia has ordered authorities to punish men who flirt with women in public places by cutting their hair, local media said Tuesday. Prince Fahd bin Badr, governor of the northern al-Jof region, ordered police to carry out the punishment after seeing a group of men with long hair pestering female students as they left school in the northern al-Qurayat province, Al-Hayat newspaper said. It said the prince told a gathering at his palace in the northern town of Skaka on Sunday he has instructed police to apply the punishment to all youths guilty of flirting, including "the sons of senior military and civil officials." "The decision doesn't include men who spend their free time in public places without hurting anyone," the paper quoted the prince as saying. Saudi Arabia has long imposed a strict Islamic lifestyle in which men and women are segregated in public.

Flyte 4-29
WELCOME. THIS IS A NEW TRAIN WITH A NEW TWIST. THIS ONE IS EXCLUSIVELY FOR VAMPYRES AND WICCANS. SO WE CAN EACH MEET MORE OF OUR KIND. RULES ARE SIMPLE. FAN RATE AND ADD EVERYONE BEFORE YOU. THERE IS NO PARTICULAR ORDER. MAKE SURE YOU PUT IN FRIEND REQUEST THAT YOU ARE DOING THE VAMPYRE WICCAN FLIGHT. IF YOU ARE ABOVE LEVEL TEN YOU MUST HAVE A SALUTE. MUST BE A LEVEL FIVE TO RIDE. EMAIL ME RAVEN QUEEN WHEN YOU ARE FINISHED. AND FOR ANOTHER TWIST ANYONE WHO CAN ANSWER ONE OF TWO QUESTIONS WILL RECEIVE A BLACK ROSE. PUT THE ANSWER IN THE EMAIL WHEN YOU FINISH RATING. QUESTION 1, WHO OR WHAT IS NOSFERATU? QUESTION 2, WHAT IS THE PRIMARY RULE FOR WICCANS AND VAMPYRES? NOT THE WHOLE CREED SUM IT DOWN TO A FEW WORDS. IF YOU FIND BLACK ROSES OFFENSIVE, I DO NOT. I WILL GIFT YOU WITH SOMETHING ELSE LET ME KNOW. RAVEN QUEEN CHAINED & COLLARED BY BLUE EYESDRAGON@ fubar I WISH TO CLEAR UP SOME CONFUSION, I AM NOT ASSOCIATED IN ANY WAY WITH UNHOLY BOMBERS OR UNHOLY D

Garlic Butter Halibut
INGREDIENTS 4 (6 ounce) fillets halibut 1 lime, cut into wedges salt and pepper to taste 3 cloves garlic, coarsely chopped 1/2 cup chopped fresh cilantro 1 tablespoon fresh lime juice 2 tablespoons butter 1 tablespoon olive oil Preheat a grill for high heat. Squeeze the juice from the lime wedges over fish fillets, then season them with salt and pepper. Grill fish fillets for about 5 minutes on each side, until browned and fish can be flaked with a fork. Remove to a warm serving plate. Heat the oil in a skillet over medium heat. Add the garlic; cook and stir just until fragrant, about 2 minutes. Stir in the butter, remaining lime juice and cilantro. Serve fish with the cilantro butter sauce.

Going Broke
A friend go to different places to gamble and just can't stop. So there fore he sometime loses all his money then he goes to his friend and says that he lost it walking home when she knows he was gambling it all away plus drinking to.

Mafic Touch (the Saga Continues)
Gracie's bedroom Grace yawned and glanced at the clock on her bedside table. The digital display read 1:07 am. She usually was sleeping by this time of the morning. But since she was studying for her final exams, she was keeping later hours. That's what she kept telling herself. It had nothing to do with the fact that Rand was just waiting for her to fall asleep. Beside her clock the telephone started to jingle softly. Groaning inwardly she debated on wether or not to answer it. If she didn't he would surely come to her suite to make sure nothing had happened to her. After the fifth ring she snatched it up. "No, I am not asleep yet." she said without waiting for the standard greetings. "Well, I can see that." Her sister's voice said. "I thought I would check in with you. I just got home. I had a wonderful yet unusual evening with Jonathan. We're going to do it again, next week. He doesn't hold my being non-magical against me. He really is a sweet man. And very informative. We

Never Drink The Last Beer!!!
Man faces charges after brandishing barbecue fork From the Current-Argus, 04/25/2008 CARLSBAD — A Carlsbad man faces aggravated assault and battery charges after he allegedly threatened his wife with a barbecue fork. John M. Givens, 32, of the 500 block of South Mesa, is charged with aggravated battery against a household member and unlawfully assaulting or striking at a household member with a deadly weapon, namely a barbecue skewer fork. According to a complaint filed in magistrate court, at approximately 11:50 p.m. on April 18, officers of the Carlsbad Police Department were dispatched to a North Lake Street residence in reference to a report of assault and battery. Givens and his wife, Michelle, had been quarrelling in their backyard on South Mesa when the argument became heated and he allegedly tackled her to the ground, holding a barbecue fork to her throat. She was able to get away from him and go inside to care for their children, and he later joined her i

Magic Touch ( Saga Continued)
Chapter IX Gracie Is Kidnapped As always all feedback is welcome. In the next couple of chapters the story will come to a climax. And the mezclar will finally take place. Hopefully this hasn't upset anyone but I was trying for a longer, more in depth piece of writing. Thanks to everyone that has stuck with me and read each chapter I've posted. A special thank you for those who sent me emails and comments. They have all been very helpful. King Mica and Rand strode back into the palace with a flurry. Queen Aria met them in the front hall. After kissing both her son and husband hello, she got straight to the point. "We have two visitors in the study. They came to me with the wild tale of a kidnaping. I have kept them as our guest until you arrived. I knew that you would want to question both of them." She told them as she led them to the study. Before opening the door, she stopped and looked at her son. "Have you tried to merge with Gracie?" "Yeah, when I first was told.

Magic Touch ( Saga Continued)
Chapter X Their Wedding Day Gracie, it's time to get up. Rand's voice whispered softly through her mind. Go away. She told him as she snuggled deeper into the pillows. If I have to come in there, mi reina, you will not like the consequences. "Go away," Gracie said without opening her eyes. She could feel his presence near by. More than likely it was coming from next door. She hadn't slept very well the night before. Her dreams were filled with erotic images, and all of them were of her soon to be husband. Don't want to. I want to slide inside that tight little body of yours. Gracie opened her eyes with a groan. Wasn't last night enough for you? No. I want every inch of you under me, Gracie. Loving each other until we can't see straight due to the fire building between us. Rand, please. No more. I'm going to give you more until your body can't hold any more. Then I'll give you every single inch of me. Gracie arched her back and sat up in bed. Her breathi

Tied To My Heart
"Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle." A sharp tongue can cut my own throat. If I want my dreams to come true, I mustn't oversleep. Of all the things I wear, my expression is the most important. The best vitamin for making friends..... B1. The happiness of my life depends on the quality of my thoughts. The heaviest thing I can carry is a grudge. One thing I can give and still keep...is my word. I lie the loudest when I lie to myself. If I lack the courage to start, I have already finished. One thing I can't recycle is wasted time. Ideas won't work unless ' I ' do. My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. The 10 commandments are not a multiple choice. The pursuit of happiness is the chase of a lifetime! It is never too late to become what I might have been. Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people wh

The Carrot, Egg And Cup Of Coffee
Someone very special sent this to me when I was as down as I thought I could be. I saved it, so I could read it whenever I needed. I'm glad I did, because tonight I needed it. I thought I would post it, so it could help someone else like it has helped me. The carrot, egg and cup of coffee A carrot, an egg, and a cup of coffee...You will never look at a cup of coffee the same way again. A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up. She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved, a new one arose. Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Soon the pots came to boil. In the first she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs, and in the last she placed ground coffee beans. She let them sit and boil; without saying a word. In about twenty minutes she turned off the

A Poem For Mawmaw
i miss seein you in that chair... sometimes i feel you near... i loved your beautiful hair.... i still wish you were here.... why did you have to go... thats one thing we will never know... we all loved you... and we all still do... we know your in a better place... with gods love and grace.... you will always be in my heart... no matter how long we are apart... i still hear your voice... i still see your smile... and that makes living life worth while...

Stone Dance
Memorial Weekend Hey, Stone Dancers, do you have your 405 prayers ties made? It's getting close. Arriving from as far away as Phoenix, AZ and Jackson Hole, WY, the sixteen dancers will gather on Friday, May 23rd to make final preparations for the 17th Annual Kansas City Pipe Circle Stone Dance. One of the two Drum Teams that will support the dancers is coming all the way from Florida. You are welcome to come out and bring positive energy to the drummers and dancers. Most people will be camping, but there is some room in a lodge as well. Join us for an evening, a day, or the entire event. The actual ceremony begins with the ritual Opening Processional on Saturday morning. As Father Sun peeks over the trees the sixteen dancers in their rainbow regalia will enter the colorful Medicine Wheel Arbor accompanied by the Sunrise Chant of the drummers. During the next 24 hours riding on the pulse of the Grandmother's heartbeat, prayers are sent to the As Above for self, family, co

Excitement Part 2
It’s a hard day at the office, I just wanted to sit down and relax. I loosen my tie and slouch back on the couch. My body feels tired and I find myself being taken away to somewhere completely unknown. The house smells of roast pork and hot potatoes, two tall glasses sit on the table with a bottle of fine red wine. I look up to find a woman dressed in a black dress, her hair was up in a clip wearing make up to hide her beautiful face. She walks over and hands me a glass, I watch her pour wine and then walk away. There’s a strong smell and I watch her place meat and potatoes on the table, walking over she pulls out the chair and I sit down. She watches every move I make, watching my body the way I eat, the way I smile, the way I watch her while she wraps her tongue round roast potatoes. I finished the last of my food and walked back over to my chair, I laid there relaxing with my eyes slightly closed. Hands glide across my shirt, they feel silky soft and warm, I sense a faint br

A Child's Agony
Things yelled; Words cut deep; The pain felt; Bruised cheek. Slap in the face; Handful of hair; Watch what you say! It's all so unfair. Black eyes; A fat lip; Painful cries; Say you tripped. Living in hell; Such misery; Afraid to tell- A child's agony. Copyright 2006 Missy Harrell

Rules To Weight Loss
Denise Austin February 1, 2008 Here are five simple ideas to help you maintain your weight: 1. Keep a food and exercise diary. Writing down what you eat is one of the best ways to prevent poor food choices and useless calories. You’ll be amazed at how many calories you’re consuming—and identifying the culprit foods is the first step in eliminating them 2. Get more sleep. When you’re sleep deprived, you’re more likely to catch a cold or have an accident. Your work performance can suffer, too. A tired body is also less efficient at building muscle and burning fat. You may go through the moves, but your sluggish pace makes your workout less effective. Eight hours is the optimum rest for most people. If you have trouble adjusting to an earlier bedtime, turn the lights low and put on soft music one hour beforehand. 3. Eat breakfast. Skipping meals is a big mistake. You need food energy in the morning to get your body moving. Make breakfast well-round

Where Have I Been???
Well I have to say my world changed on Dec 28th 07...That was the day my Mother passed away, I lost not only my Mother, But my best friend...I have been trying to have a new outlook on life, I do realize that love ones are so special and that you should always let them know everyday, because one day my be the last you see or hear from them...Life is persious and should never be taken for granted...And you should never take it for granted that family or friends know you love them, Tell them, Take 5 minutes and tell them how special they are to you... Mom was down in Texas when she passed away, I was unable to be there for her, She died there alone and That hurts me so much, this is why I am still having a hard time dealing with this, So much left unsaid..I pretty much closed everyone out, Cried alot and still do..I miss her so much.

I Am Now An Aunt And Godmother
I am now an aunt to a beautiful baby girl. Her name is Cassandra Elizabeth. She was born April 30th 2008 at 7:08 pm. She weighs 6 lbs and is 19 inches long. She's got the most biggest beautiful blue eyes. Well I can't wait to spend some more time with her, she's gorgeous. As soon as I can I will have pics up of her. Ciao!

A Grown-up Way
A Grown-Up Way Sitting in a green plastic chair, She is crying, And it is not the winter that makes her cold. I stand in awkward silence. One foot pointing toward her, The other poised to step away. Take back the hurt, dry up the tears. Reassure me that everything is as carefree As it used to be. I long for childhood, When it was understood that I did not mean The things I said, and all I ever did was Step on toes. I have amended and spring has again descended On this house. There is a grown-up way of saying I'm sorry. But I understand now what she means when She says, "They'll step on your heart."

My Love For My Family
My Love for you grows stronger everyday, It runs deeper then even the oceans that lay upon this Earth Even the length of the clear night sky is no match for my love for you You are the completion of my Heart The other half of my darkened soul You make me complete As nothing else ever will You are my Love, my Life, my World With the two of you both with me Anything is possible and can be done with ease My little family is my little world With the both of you at my side Anything can and will be done No matter how hard it seems Nothing is impossible for us to do As One we will stand and fight Whatever may come into our path And come out with shining victory For nothing can defeat the powers of our Love Together we stand as One whole As is meant to be and will be For now and forever we will be One All my love to you my Babies, Together we can do anything in the world. separated there is no chance of life Remember my Loves, We will survive no matter

Ram Tzu
Ram Tzu knows this... It's a lie It's all a lie. The Buddha, Christ, Mohammed Moses, Lao Tzu, All were consummate liars. Blaspemer explain yourself! The Truth cannot be known In the way you think of knowledge. It does not make sense. It functions in a realm Closed to the mind. The first utterance about Truth Is the first step Down the path of deceit. In fact-- These very words are But another turd On the dung heap Of what passes for Truth. from No Way for the Spiritually "Advanced" by Ram Tzu

Wtf...
so..i was going through the list of my fans today..and was just trolling through some profiles..wtf...i was fans of someone and i was going through their photos to rate the ones i liked and guess what..they had a folder marked..fans only (private)... wait a minute...im a fan shouldn't i be able to view those pictures? guess not..well i'll just have to go back through now and rate everything a 5...why you might ask..well if you can't figure that out..well...im sorry

Howdy
HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS One day God went to the Arabs and said, 'I have some Commandments for you that will make your lives better.' The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?' And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.' 'Can you give us an example?' 'Thou shall not kill.' 'Not kill? We're not interested.' So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have some Commandments.' The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, 'Honor thy Father and Mother.' 'Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested.' Then He went to the Mexicans and said, 'I have some Commandments.' The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shall not steal.' 'Not steal? We're not interested.' Then He went to the French and said, 'I have some commandments.' The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not commit adultery.' 'Not commit adultery? We're not interested.' Finally, He went to the J

The Melody
The Melody I listen to that melody playing my head its like a broken record that will never seem to end my soul is deep, deeper then the sea and when i write i drown in its beauty and when that melody seizes to exist i will be gone to a better place maybe not in spirit as that will always be but in memory i will disapear ill be just another casualty

Actions
We are all connected, not just to other "two-leggeds" and the family of man, but to the animals, the trees, the wind, the earth Herself. Like a beautiful blanket woven from many colors and textures of thread, each individual energy contributes to this Blanket of Oneness, and all are bound together. Our thoughts, actions and deeds not only have an impact upon our own life along the Red Road, but like a pebble tossed into a pond, the ripples of our movement along the Web has far-reaching effects. Thus, if we callously pollute the air of the Earth Mother, dump toxins into her streams and oceans, kill her creatures and bountiful, beautiful life, we are also destroying ourselves, for one cannot cut off their own arm and not feel the pain of the loss. Yet we can also be a positive influence upon the lives of Others, we can tread softly upon the Earth Mother and respect her creatures of the land, ocean and sky, and in this way, also heal and nourish ourselves. When we can look i

Dark Side!!!!
Demons have control of me They pull me down, into the Abyss Into this Hell I shall burn Into the Lake of Fire I will return. Heaven doesn't want me. To me it's all a big fucking lie. Can't wait to get rid of these feelings deep inside. Want to let this shit out but something's holding me back. Satan, The Antichrist, call me what you please. Get in front of me slave! Bow down to your knees. I will be the Prince of Darkness. You will see you will not want to fuck with me. You wish to join me go right ahead, For some people you're better off dead. Go home and whine to your families. There will be no escape, your soul will be mine, mine to take. Satan, The Antichrist, call me what you please. Get in front of me Slave! Bow down to your knees. I will be the Prince of Darkness. You will see you will not want to fuck with me. Satan, my master, I will ride. Ride out into the Moonlight. A sword by my side on my horse black as night. Wasting all who oppose me. I

My Spiritual Path In Poetry
My Enlightenment through you… When I was a child, sitting upon my mom’s lap. Feeling the wet grass underneath my hands. In a hot Summer night on the hill at “Reid Park” Full of wonder, looking up at the big screen above me. My curiosity crept in, as I wondered why there running. I look all around me, searching through the sea of faces. Some smiling, sad, terrified or mad. Being too young to understand the meaning of the film. But knowing the feeling of belonging is deeper inside of me. Seeing myself running, so happy to be alive. Learning we are yours, saying our prayers. 12 Years Later… I was stubborn in my youth, keeping my mom worried. Keeping her up all night, praying for my safety. The prowlers of the night, weren’t able to reach me. Having my Guardian Angels keep tabs of my whereabouts. Almost shot, stabbed, raped and kidnapped. But saved before any harm. You always kept your word, never let me down. I sometimes chose not to listen, so I learned the ha

Welcome To The World Baby Girl
Early this morning one of my closest and bestest friends that I've had for 11 years became a mother for the first time. She and her boyfriend Jason became new parents to Elora Mae, 6lbs 14 ozs. Beautiful baby girl, head full of hair and looks like her mama. I couldn't be happier for them. It just made me misty eyed standing there at the head of the bed, looking upon my friend Liz feeding her newborn, a tender moment that couldn't be described in words.

This Was Passed On To Me
Twas the night before Christmas And all through the house All creatures were stirring Yes, even the mouse We tried the melatonin We gave a hot bath But the holiday jitters They always distract The children were finally All nestled in bed When a nightmare of terror Ran through my own head Did I get the right gift The right color and style Would there be a tantrum Or just maybe, a smile ? Our relatives we will see But they don't understand The pleasure he gets From flapping his hands. He needs discipline they'll say Just a much needed smack You must learn to parent On goes the attack We'll just smile and nod Because we know deep inside The argument is useless Our anger we will try to hide We know what it's like To live with the spectrum The struggles and triumphs Achievements, and regressions. But what they don't know And what they don't see Is the joy that we feel Over simplicity He said hello! He ate something green! He told his f

Untitled As Of Yet... I Love It!
As I travel down this road each and every mile. I think of you and it makes me smile. That warm smile your soft touch. Makes me know why I need you so much. Your sparkling eyes, your tender heart. Makes me regret moments we are apart. Your sweet sensitive kiss with its loving caress. Makes me thank god that I am so blessed. I cherish every moment that you are by my side. As long as my blood runs in my veins my love for you will never die.

Another Untitled Poem From My Baby I Love It!
My heart and soul I gave to you, Shortly they were returned. I look back on mistakes I've made, And realize my lessons learned. If I could take back, All those fatal errors. Would I have a chance again, Would you even dare. The mistakes I made many, Never I thought to hurt you. Sometimes things don't work out, The way you want them to. If with a new chance, I can change the course of time. Alter this sad reality, And once again make you mine.

Another Poem From My Beautiful Angel Angie ! I Love You Baby!
My rain runs slowly down my face. Tears bitterness takes me to a different place. Like watching a movie,I see all I've done wrong. The chances I passed, the things I wouldn't face. Have left me to this cold desolate place. My path has led me into these cold and dying trees. Surrounded by death I yearn to be free. I walk and I wonder for an answer I wait. Try to fathom why I was deemed this fate. My journey has been dark with only flickers of light. Like looking into the sky with no stars at night. I walk alone with whats left of my heart in my hand. Till my will is shattered,torn and I can no longer stand. Until that time all I can do is wait. A crushing blow eternity has sealed my fate. One wrong thought,one wrong choice. Caused my heart to silence its voice.

Perfect Time To Rain
Alone I sit and wait Learning to be patient Fighting the urge to call you up At home I wish to see The things you plan to do When you slip into bed at night Touching Oh how I wish I was rolling over to hold you. It's all cloudy and gray today, supposed to rain... Perfect time to slide against your skin. So warm and slippery dry... first touch of new day slickness. Slip your knee between mine, Embrace the wild pony flexing between your thighs. Slide against me, feel me harden beneath. Sweet dew drop tingles and clenches around an imaginary tongue. It's never too early for hot breath on your thighs, Or the width of my tongue on the edges of a dew drop about to blossom. I know where you are in your head, straddling mine. Nipples like little stones give you away. Yes, you exhale hard through your nose, You can hear me whispering what I want. Smear your sex on my thigh. Brand me with the mark of

Deftones - Knife Party
My knife - it's sharp and chrome Come see inside my bones All of the fiends are on the block I'm the new king, I'll take the queen 'Cause in here we're all anemic in here - anemic and sweet...so... Go get your knife, go get your knife And come in Go get your knife, go get your knife And lay down Go get your knife, go get your knife Now kiss me Oooh...well I can float here forever In this room we can't touch the floor In here we're all anemic In here - anemic and sweet...so... Go get your knife, go get your knife And come in Go get your knife, go get your knife And lay down Go get your knife, go get your knife Now kiss me Ohh... I could float here forever Ohh... Anemic and sweet Ohh... I could float here forever Ohh... Anemic and sweet...so... Go get your knife, go get your knife And come in Go get your knife, go get your knife and lay down Go get your knife, go get your knife Get filthy Go get your knife, go get your knife And kiss me...

Big Women
So i dont mean to be an ass. Dont wanna offend people too much. But there are an abundence of very large women out there. now, they have ways to make one or two pics look like they are not so big. but then you continue to look at full body shots ( if they even have any ) and it blows you away. I understand big women, and men, need lovin too...but damn. I dont want a twig, a little cushion is great. but i deffinately dont want a chik thats bigger than i am. im not quite sure where im going with this. just bored. i know some big women have health issues, and thats why. but if you're in your 20's, drop the food and go out and exercise.

Obama And Bill Ayers
Obama's Bill Ayers problem "Memory is a motherf*cker." That's the opening line of Bill Ayers' 2001 book, Fugitive Days, about his execrable days as a Weather Underground terrorist. Now a (gasp!) tenured education professor at the University of Illinois-Chicago, he's a campaign issue for Barack Obama. Ayers, along with his fellow former Weather Underground terrorist wife, Bernardine Dohrn, are among the two most despicable people in living in America. And Obama served on a board with him. That will play well in rural Ohio--for John McCain. While the Arizona senator was being tortured by his North Vietnamese captors, Ayers was openly cheering for a Communist victory over our troops. In 1969, four years before McCain was set free by the NVA, Ayers and the Weather Underground brought the terroristic "Days of Rage" to Chicago. Three years before McCain's release from captivity, future education professor Ayers exclaimed, "Kill all the rich people. Break up their cars and

Ironman...a Must See!!
Robert Downey plays an arrogant, womanizing Tony Stark very well. This movie has given players a new level to aspire too: putting a stripper pole put inside of a private plane!! Great special effects and a wide open end for the next movie.

7 Weeks
I want to thank everyone for their "friendship" here at Foolbar. In 7 weeks, my life will be changing and I won't be on here as much. I have some words of widsom tho: #1: Don't ever tell anyone that you love them if you don't or have no intentions of ever proving it to them. #2: Don't assume that all women are stupid and retarded. #3: Don't take Fubar so seriously...but then again, refer back to #1! LOL It's a shame that I have made alot of friends on here and 99% of them are no longer my friend lol. It's also a shame that I foolishly gave my heart to someone on here to only have it thrown back in my face...hence why my very sturdy metal wall is back up and in effect. Let's just say when someone who says they love you and you feel the same, yet they don't want no one in the world to know that and your only communication is when they are at work...there's usually something behind that. Take heed to all who read this...people are fake and it's sad that the game is played a

It's Not Porn: Who Died And Left You In Charge Of The Moral Majority Quality Control Team?
*I've edited this posting and taken off the voice that was on it, since my point has been made* Recently, I buckled and had a residential phone installed in my friend's home-his sister had been bugging awhile, so she could have the cellphone on her network he was using returned to her and this way, it would lessen her cell bill-according to her. Here's her gripe: it's my voice mail greeting. "Salutations! You've reached the "big sexy voice mail!" Please leave your name, message and number. Thanks for calling and have a great day!" She has harassed me 5 times already in a week over that message, saying it's dumb, unprofessional, employers won't hire me, doctor's office won't leave messages, and it's all about communication-change it and since her brother is paying for it (in my name), that it's disrespectful to him as I'm living under his roof. Funny, I've taken a course in communications last year, and hers sounds like negative feed back. I feel ready to snap and say "You'

Joke
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree that provided them their only food. Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top to see if he could spot a rescue boat coming. One day the lawyer yelled down from the tree, 'WOW, I just can't believe my eyes. There is a woman out there floating in our direction.' The lawyer on the ground was most skeptical and said, 'You're hallucinating; you've finally lost your mind.' But within a few minutes, up to the beach floated a stunning red head, face up, totally naked, unconscious, without even so much as a ring (of any kind) on her person. The two lawyers went down to the water, dragged her up on the beach and discovered, yes, she was alive, warm and breathing. One said to the other, 'You know, we've been on this God forsaken island for months now without a woman. It's been such a long, long time....So .. do you think we should .. w

Memories
Wishing today was the days of my yesteryears, I might have changed a bit of my ways. Things could have been different, life would have been lighter I may have looked before leaping inside of myself. Must we wait until time has moved on to yearn for loves we have lossed, those bridges we burned, and rocks left unturned. Then only to find through the business of life we have not yet defined who we are and our own true selves. In spite of hard life lessons we learned, decisions we made and our own paths we paved. Then one day we awake and discover good or bad, happy or sad, whatever choices we made we arrived at this destination in spite of ourselves

Kids Are So...lovely!
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom, why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?" STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so much, that when you die I’m going to bury you outside my bedroom window." BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a chewable aspirin. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she’d have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it’s me?" SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don’t give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough." D. I. (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?" MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in h

People Ask Me
an amazing interview with Pastor Rick Warren: "People ask me, What is the purpose of life? And I respond: In a nutshell, life is preparation for eternity. We were made to last forever, and God wants us to be with Him in Heaven. One day my heart is going to stop, and that will be the end of my body--but not the end of me. I may live 60 to 100 years on earth, but I a m going to spend trillions years in eternity. This is the warm-up act - the dress rehearsal of God wants us to practice on earth what we will do forever in eternity. We were made by God and for God, and until you figure that out, life isn't going to make sense. Life is a series of problems: Either you are in One now, you're just coming out of one, or you're getting ready to go into another one. The reason for this is that God is more interested in your character than your comfort. God is more interested in making your life holy than He is in making your life happy. Rather than life being hills and valleys, I Bel

Men Are Like.....
# Men are like....Animals Messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but occasionally make great pets. # Men are like.....Bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest. # Men are like....Beer. The first sip is always bitter. No matter how many varieties you try, they are essentially the same; tasteless, full of bubbles, destabilize your metabolism and give you a headache, but somehow they linger and you either can't finish one or you can't get enough. # Men are like.....Bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly. # Men are like....Bras. They offer light, medium and complete support. # Men are like....Buses. They come every 15 minutes. # Men are like....Buses. They have spare tires and smell funny. # Men are like....Computers. And a smart woman keeps a backup. # Men are like.....Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it. # Men are like.....Curling irons. They're always hot, an

11 Rules To Fubar
THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please pu

Chapter One
Chapter One “Yeah” Phoenix said quietly as she picked up her cell phone while signing the latest copy of her book Deadliest Desires. “So… How’s your book signing going?” Steve asked “Pretty good… It was slow at first but it has picked up over the past hour or so. People must really like this book.” Phoenix answered smiling as she signed another book and handed it back to her fan. “Thank you. I loved your last book so much. I can’t wait to read this one.” the petite dark haired girl said with a smile as she took her book. Phoenix watched her walk away and found her to be an interesting individual with her long baggie black gothic wide legged pants with chains drooping down. The combat boots she wore we new and tightly laced, but the part that caught her attention the most was the jade green trimmed in black lace bustier she wore. It may have been considered inappropriate for most people but she pulled it off nicely. Her short black hair

Selling Home
So I am wanting to sell my condo, that I have lived in for 18 years. It is more difficult to part with than I ever thought possible. I am on disability now, and living on that income is more and more difficult, plus upkeep on the condo. This is the longest I have ever lived any where in my life time. Growing up we moved A LOT!!! I was really proud of buying this place, so many good and bad things have happened here, but they are all part of my life. The happy the sad, my youngest child was brough home from the hospital to this place, and she is about to turn 18, so it is her only home. I can't believe I am so over whelmed by such a simple thing. I have even managed to piss my very best friend off about it. This is just sad.

My Sign
Virgo You are shy at first, and because of that, it is hard for you to find lots of random sex partners. You are very intelligent and very into sex.You will only have sex with clean people, because you are afraid of getting an STD. You are also very kinky and imaginative in the sack. Your partners always have a hard time keeping up with you.Sex matches: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio 'What is your Sexual Zodiac?' at QuizUniverse.com

We Belong Together
We belong together, Like the open seas and shores. Wedded by the planet floor, We've all been spoken for. The hammer may strike, Me dead on the ground, A nail to my hand, A cross on his crown. We're done if, who we're undone, Finished if who we are incomplete. As one we are everything, We are everything we need. We belong together, Like the open seas and shores. Wedded by the planet floor, We've all been spoken for. What good is a life, With no one to share, The light of the moon, The honor of a swear? Will you try to live the way of which you speak? Taste the milk of your mother earth's love? Spread the word of consciousness you see? We are everything we need. We belong together, Like the open seas and shores. Wedded by the planet floor, We've all been spoken for. All this indecision. All this independent strain. Still we've got our hearts on save, We've got our hearts on save. Someday when you're lonely, Sometime after all this bliss, Som

Reminder
I just wanted to remind everyone to keep love in ur heart always for those near and dear to you and never EVER pass up the chance to show them or tell them how much they mean to you and how much you love them. Life is way too short...

The Blood Red Rose
I see it there, So soft and delicate; Shining in the sun; Lilting on the breeze. Ah, the beauty I behold Is a lovely, blood red rose. It dangles before me; Kissed with sparkling dew; Tempting me with its wafting essence- And I am momentarily reminded of you. In a dream-like trance, I am drawn to this beauty By an unseen force; I step closer and reach out To touch a soft petal. Oh, the aroma is intoxicating. I take a deep breath And look around As I revel in the rose's beauty. As if a veil were suddenly dropped, I see hundreds- no, thousands Of sharp thorns all around, Each one taunting me. Dare I move And risk their glistening tips Slashing into my flesh, Digging deep and piercing my heart? Or shall I merely sit here And wither away beneath this glorious rose? Now I understand How this beautifully, enticing flower Achieved its vibrant color; It is stained with the blood of others. Others who, like me, Couldn't resist the draw Of its maddening

The Love Of All Time
My body knows not, but my soul knows so well The feel of your touch, your warmth and smell. I found the song of my heart within your soul; A song of which many poets have told. You are the one, my love of all time; The destiny that I've sought to find. Love is strange and knows no logic, But be assured, by your side I will stick Through joy, tears, and strife; I give to you the gift of sharing my life If I break and give in to my fears, Please be there to wipe my tears. No matter what fault or any weakness, Always know, I will never love you any less. Copyright 2007 Missy Harrell

The Third Eye Chakra
The Brow or third eye chakra is situated in the middle of the forehead. On a physical level this chakra governs the pituitary glands, the skull, eyes, the brain and the nervous system. . . It also governs our senses, like sight, smell, taste and touch. The pituitary glands, nervous system and the brain . . govern the energy waves, that send messages to the rest of the body. . . The skull protects the brain from outside interference and the eyes give us the ability to see on the physical. If this chakra is unbalanced, our physical state of existence can become confused. This can send our body into a state of disarray. Sickness is sometimes caused by the way we think. If the energy waves from our brain and pituitary does not flow in a positive and balanced direction we can suffer all sorts of mysterious aliments. . . We can also suffer a lot of headaches, sinus and nasal problems and dis-ease within the brain and the skull because we are not living in the physical sense, instead we a

Gray Wolves
"Gray wolves are extremely sociable and highly intelligent animals. They typically live in packs of 5- 10 related animals and function as a highly cooperative family unit. In each pack there is an alpha male (sometimes a female) who leads the pack in the hunt and other important decisions concerning the welfare of the group. All the pack members defer to the alpha male (or female). The alpha's mate is also in a leadership role and the alpha pair lead the pack together. Their social structure consists of a cooperative hierarchy that is essential for hunting, communication and defending their territory. Wolves have expressive faces and communicate through subtle gestures of the mouth, ears and eyes. A wolf "greeting ceremony" is a joyful event and takes place after a brief separation, prior to a hunt, after a kill, or after waking from a communal nap. The wolf pack is particularly cooperative during the hunt. Their hunting techniques display great skill and exceptional intelligence.

An Anatomy Of Surrender
Bruce Bawer Fascinating read. . . . An Anatomy of Surrender Motivated by fear and multiculturalism, too many Westerners are acquiescing to creeping sharia. Spring 2008 Islam divides the world into two parts. The part governed by sharia, or Islamic law, is called the Dar al-Islam, or House of Submission. Everything else is the Dar al-Harb, or House of War, so called because it will take war—holy war, jihad—to bring it into the House of Submission. Over the centuries, this jihad has taken a variety of forms. Two centuries ago, for instance, Muslim pirates from North Africa captured ships and enslaved their crews, leading the U.S. to fight the Barbary Wars of 1801–05 and 1815. In recent decades, the jihadists’ weapon of choice has usually been the terrorist’s bomb; the use of planes as missiles on 9/11 was a variant of this method. What has not been widely recognized is that the Ayatollah Khomeini’s 1989 fatwa against Satanic Verses author Salman Rushdie introduced a ne

C1 School
Well, I am still trainable. I have graduated C1 driving school, and awaiting a slot to take the CDL driving test. I'm kind of hyped actually. My contract is with USA Truck, and I'm going to be in a truck with a trainer for 6 weeks, and then go to Van Buren Arkansas to test out, and be issued my own rig. It's going to be an interesting year.

Pain..
On one of my favorite shows a character said "Pain reveals our true selves". It was very profound to hear that. Pain can do things to people that reveal inner fears, strengths and sides. People can cry, get angry, go silent, or not even show it. Pain is physical and mental. Fear of pain causes people to do strange or hidden things as well. They may abandon loved ones or lift cars off of them. Pain releases endorphins into your body so in a way it can be a good thing. Part of why working out gives a "high". You are pushing the physical and mental limits of your body. How we react to pain inside is what is hard to show. Some of us wall it off to prevent further damage. Some of us do things to numb it. Locking our pain away means it grows and festers until the day it is revealed it will consume us. Confronting pain will bring joy in the end. There cannot be pain and suffering without joy and hope. I find the question still and ponder it even now. Does pain reveal

School Field Trip
Anyone who knows me anytime before noon I'm not usually up. So if you check out this blog and realize i wrote it at 401 am you're probably wondering why the hell I'm up so damn early. Its cause I'm takin Mav on a school field trip. It should be interesting. I'm in charge of 4 or 5 kids. Should be fun right?!?! Lol Its to the space center I think but I can't remember. Its too early for my brain to function. It should be fun I'll fill ya'll in when I get home. Hopefully I get home at a decent hour. Cause I just see the tiredness kickin my ass lol! I'm beat as it is. Been up since 315am. Dont know what to do with my self. Sent my gurl all her drinks to get her drunk sent a few gifts to her. Now there is nothing left but this blog. I know it probably doesnt make sense but bear with me its already been a long morning! I'll let ya'll know how it goes. Talk to you all soon! Bri

From Heartistic Soul....available May 7th -10th
Another simple way to make someone smile, brought to you by... Heartistic Soul@ fubar Thank you for reading, and please repost! The first to sticky in my name will receive tags for up to 30 women of their choice :) (repost of original by 'Heartistic Soul' on '2008-05-07 06:27:04')

Dear Dad
A FATHER PASSING BY HIS SON'S BEDROOM WAS ASTONISHED TO SEE THE BED WAS NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKED UP. THEN HE SAW AN ENVELOPE PROPPED UP PROMINENTLY ON THE CENTER OF THE BED. IT WAS ADDRESSED, "DAD." WITH THE WORST PREMONITION, HE OPENED THE ENVELOPE AND READ THE LETTER WITH TREMBLING HANDS: DEAR DAD: IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET AND SORROW THAT I'M WRITING THIS. I HAD TO ELOPE WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I WANTED TO AVOID A SCENE WITH MOM AND YOU. I'VE BEEN FINDING REAL PASSION WITH BARBARA AND SHE IS SO NICE EVEN WITH ALL HER PIERCING, TATTOOS, AND HER TIGHT MOTORCYCLE CLOTHES. BUT IT'S NOT ONLY THE PASSION DAD, SHE'S PREGNANT AND BARBARA SAID THAT WE WILL BE VERY HAPPY TOGETHER EVEN THOUGH YOU WON'T CARE FOR HER, AS SHE IS MUCH OLDER THAN I, SHE ALREADY OWNS A TRAILER IN THE WOODS AND HAS A STACK OF FIREWOOD FOR THE WHOLE WINTER. SHE WANTS TO HAVE MANY MORE CHILDREN WITH ME AND THAT'S NOW ONE OF MY DREAMS TOO. BARBARA TAUGHT ME THAT MARIJUANA DOESN'T

Darkness Dwells In Me...
*Sighs* Another bullshit set of weeks have passed by. Still not one damn offer of a job. I sit home, do thing around the house to pass time, when I am not looking for a job, but it still doesn't add up. The wifey is pissed at me still for not having a job, and over all I can't blame her, but at the same time wish she wouldn't take the stress out on me, I have enough to deal with on my own. Another thought crossed my mind today, though the semantics I would rather keep in the dark. I hate all the bitching and arguing over money, it should be left alone since the wife and I know that nothing is going to change soon. Trust me, I wish it would. So many problems, and yet nothing works. I've applied for just about every place again as it were. Fuck it..so if the wifey tells me to get the fuck out of her life so be it, I know my moms will take me back in, and for whats its worth I dun care at this point. I love my girl so much, and I try to do right by her, even gave up smoking until

Assholes And Venting
some people dont get it and thats ok i guess but some people walking the earth are just assholes like the person i ran into lately i guess what they say i hope i spell this word right are ingorant i think they like it that way sighs sorry people just venting hate assholes i do i really do sighs

Sex Sign?
Your Sex Sign is... If you've done it, you've aced it. You're a total sex master... up for almost anything, anytime. You're great at talking dirty and getting down! The catch: you never share. One look at your body, and you're lover will know that you're worth it! Scorpio, you are an erotic dynamo! You are a sexual expert, devestatingly attractive - with a pervert's vocabulary. Pair that with your hot, lusty body that just doesn't quit... Above all you need a lover with a high sex drive. You have such a fantastic sexual energy - you can consume a lover with your intensity. You love kinky sex. You love to be the dominant partner in the bedroom, and you adore sex toys of all kinds. Your favorite turn-on is watching porno movies. You are very physical and sexual in public. You will instantly stake out your claim on anyone you consider yours. You are very jealous and possessive - and can usually annihilate any competition. Your personality is st

Joke
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: * You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! * There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. * The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floo r the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. "That's nice," she thinks, "but I want more." So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going

My Babysitter
I’ll begin this tale by saying that this is my first attempt at writing something like this , so please bear with me . This story is based somewhat on a personal expereince , dealing with a woman who became my first sexual encounter , so if you do not like stories of women having sex with young boys don’t even read this . I’ll start by describing myself , I’m 13 years old and about 5'5" and I do have a little chunk on me but nowhere does it bulge out . I have brown hair that comes to my shoulders and green eyes . Never really had too much luck with girls my age but it’s mostly because I’m not mature enoug

How To Make Love
HOW TO MAKE LOVE Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl 1 Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4 Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat 4 steps 3-5 Notes: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, leave town.

Me In A Nutshell
I am simply an open minded care free person. I am totaly random anda major flirt. I say whats on my mind even if it may hurt ones feelings. If i dont like you, ohh i will tell you. I hate liars so if you lie to me, you pretty much can guess i wont talk to you again. I talk about whatever I dont hold any subject back. If you want to talk about sex okay with me, if you want to talk about porn hmm thats okay to, if you want to get to know me thats great to. I'm not your typical girl. I dont care if my nails get dirty or if my hair is messy. I would rather mud wrestle and get down and dirty then go get my nails done. But I am sorta girliesh minus the whole dirty thing. I will admit when i am wrong, and even admit to my mistakes. I am a College Studen majoring in early childhood education and work 2 jobs very rough and hard at times. Im a very strong and very independant person. I live my life for my family and friends, without them i am weak. I have been down one rough road su

The 2nd Disaster
CHAPTER FOUR: THE SECOND DISASTER I. THE SECOND DISASTER Thery were many people in Alaska when the Second Disaster came to the earth. This time it was a great flood. Water covered all of the land. Before the time of the flooding, four Eskimo families found out how to survive and they lived through the Second Disaster. This is how it happened: The earth had real good weather from the middle of the winter time. It was now early summer. The Eskimos were beginning to wonder: "Are we going to have a real good summer, or does this mean we are going to have lots of bad weather?" One night a man called Beeueoak dreamed a terrible dream. He was in great terror. His life was in danger. In the dream he was standing on the very tip of a high mountain top. When he looked around there were no other mountains. There was no land around about except where he stood. There was water as far as he could see. He was alone. He got so scared he called out, "Is there anyone to help me out of thi

Risk Taker
Your Risk Taking Level: Medium-Low You'll take a risk if you have to, but you prefer to err on the side of caution. If something looks like it's going to work out, you may just go for it. But frivolous risks like gambling totally aren't your style. You prefer to have as much control over your life as possible. Are You a Risk Taker?

Ho Hum...
a dark foreboding voice carries through the wind, calling, come, come, i will keep u safe. a leaf is carried on the wind as the voice keeps calling, floating up and down, dancing a dance all of its own i look around to see if someone is there, but find only an empty place i watch the leaf as it starts to fly away so i follow further and further into darkness it is carried and i follow whereupon i trip and fall like im falling from space a hand reaches out and grabs me arms wrap around me slowly a hand touches my chin lifting my head towards an unknown face a face of clear beauty a warmth unlike any other fills me and surrounds me as the voice whispers, Now you are safe

For My Darling Girl
i say a little prayer for my sick child when you are hurting I am sore when you are sad I am crying when you are exhausted I will cradle you safe when you smile I am laughing when i look in your eyes i can see beauty As i hold you close i feel your heartbeat when i close my eyes i will you to be well. for my darling girl with eyes of brown my little doe and always a clown a peace you will know when the sickness is gone when you're not sore or tired we will go have more fun..

Puddle Of Mudd - Blurry
Everything's so blurry and everyone's so fake and everybody's empty and everything is so messed up pre-occupied without you I cannot live at all My whole world surrounds you I stumble then I crawl You could be my someone you could be my scene you know that i'll protect you from all of the obscene I wonder what you're doing imagine where you are there's oceans in between us but that's not very far Can you take it all away can you take it all away well ya shoved it in my face this pain you gave to me Can you take it all away can you take it all away well ya shoved it my face Everyone is changing there's noone left that's real to make up your own ending and let me know just how you feel cause I am lost without you I cannot live at all my whole world surrounds you I stumble then I crawl You could be my someone you could be my scene you know that i will save you from all of the unclean I wonder what you're doing I wonder where you are There's oc

What I Feel
(Thoughts) Heart Racing Tracing Hurt Replacing Hoping Fantasy to Reality Flying Non Dying Always Trying Never Lying Non Trusting Lip Busting (Taking Fantasy to Reality) (Hurt) Body Freezing Mind Teasing Praying Repeat Hurting Bolding Fist Teary Weary Sick Changing Rearranging Heart Decomposing Sick of Loosing Sick of Choosing Sick of Bruising (Sick of Asking for the Truth and it Refusing) (Change) Mindful Non Hurtful Non Feared Non Teared Replacing Pain Chasing Past Erasing Future Facing Prepared Non Scared Non Messing Non Testing Truly Confessing No False Feeling No Cheating Only Hurt Sealing Against Haters Debaters Bitches And Snitches (Sick of Liars and Will No Longer Stand on Eggshell Land)

My Weekend
my weekend hello to all! its another saturday afternoon,im sitting around missing my old friends like usual. it would be nice to see everyone again like the old times.theres not much going on in my life. im doing okay and have no complaints. i've got air,water,food and shelter so im pretty happy with that. tomorrow is m0ther's day..and although i'm not a mother i want to tell my husband thank you so much for being there for me no matter what. it means so much to me. im looking forward to tomorrow as we are going to have dinner together..oh sweet

Need A Little Giggle???
Famous Sexual Quotes "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." -- Tom Clancy "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." -- Steve Martin "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." -- Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." -- Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL." -- Lynn Lavner "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." -- Matt Barry "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." -- Camille Paglia "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." -- George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." -- Sharon Stone "My g

Disrespect
How many times do I have to repeat myself? I keep honest with what bothers me and im sorry but if someone tells you they love you and want to be with you for a long time and whats not then let some guy say she is his and his fiance and all the bullshit. What am I supposto think? Nobody deletes him nobody seems to care what it is doing to me. Everyone is worried about themselves and the fact he might say something. I feel so disrespected by everyone involved. my past has been made clear, so why fuck with it? Why make me feel the way I ALWAYS seem to feel? Why not show me you mean what you say? Is it not true? Why are you packing? For real? I have seen the ticker. I just feel like im getting fucked with hard core and its finally getting me to the point where I dont know what to believe anymore, because he can say whatever he wants. And her friends dont do shit to show me what THEY say is true. But when I say something It gets deleted, because hes a little fucking bitch. SO what do I do?

Mother's Day By Maureen On Allpoetry
I am not a Mother but I think I know how it feels to be one.. (they have that 'special' glow!) It starts when they discover a new soul now resides protected in a special place.. (their very own insides). A smile lights up a Mother's face the day she first beholds the vision of her new-born child.. (the birth as it unfolds). Holding her breath in wonder, counting fingers and toes, her heart fills with the boundless joy only a Mother knows. Love that's like no other, beyond what words can say.. We celebrate this miracle each year on Mother's Day.

Judge Me
Judge me & i'll prove you wrong. tell me what to do, & i'll tell you off! say i'm not worth it & watch where i end up. call me a BITCH & i'll show you one. fuck me over & i'll do it to you twice as bad. call me crazy, but you really have no idea

The Day The Penis Asked For A Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regula

Today...5-11-08
First off Im a chef so in the restaurant bussiness Mothers Day is HUGE. I cooked Breakfast and that was just HELL, but we made it through it. Half way through one of my cooks decited he wasnt staying so we had words and it turned into a fight and 3 people had to hold me back and they wanted the cops to come...needless to say he is one of my boys so we patched it up because brothers dont do each other like that. Then the dinner "manager" decited he was playing golf and not comming in. SO I got stuck cooking for 13.5 hours. not fun I was alone for 4 of those hours. And then I was expecting something special to happen today and it diddnt and that just crushed me completly....now im just here and mad at the world...And pretty unhappy...

Why??
You have to wonder from day to day why things are the way they are... My mom has always told me that everything happens for a reason... I am starting to wonder if everything we DO is for a reason. I have done something that has ruined a great thing and i look at the situation and think "well there was no reason to do that " So I wonder what it all really means????

Color Of The Mind
Your Mind is Blue Of all the mind types, yours is the most mellow. You tend to be in a meditative state most of the time. You don't try to think away your troubles. Your thoughts are realistic, fresh, and honest. You truly see things as how they are. You tend to spend a lot of time thinking about your friends, your surroundings, and your life. What Color Is Your Mind?

I Love You
I love you more than ever... for all the reasons that made me fall in love with you in the first place & all the other lovable qualities you've shown me since then. I love you more than words can say... because there are no words to describe all the wonderful feelings I've known because of you. Whether we're sharing private times of passion or moments of playfulness... Whether we're talking about our dreams or working out our problems, the closeness we share never runs out of new ways to touch my heart. I love you more than you'll ever know... because one lifetime isn't long enough to tell you or show you how much the love we share means to me.

Driving A Phone?
Ok, I know...Some of you will say, "Tim, you're so wrong!" and I may be...however: Why is it, so many people talk on their phones, text message, eat burgers, fries AND a shake, smack the kids, and DRIVE all at the same time? Oh...and did I mention smoke, toss butts, reach to find them a pack, and grab the lighter? Its bad enough the country is besieged with high-tech goodies, (that I've simply got to have!) but to use while driving? I avoided ANOTHER accident today, barely, by swerving away from a car racing to a stop sign. They either didn't "see it", or I'm convinced - didn't care - trying to adjust a kid in the back, AND talk on the phone tucked under their left ear. Lucky it was a divided highway and I had no one in the left lane next to me! I honked, and got the meanest glare! Then I noticed the smoke clutched in the left hand on the steering wheel... What are the drivers doing? My gosh! People drive a 4,000lbs(plus) car, and have so many other distractions its sur

Frustrated
its been a month since I have had sex and I would someone to just fuck my pussy up good. omg it just sucks because its been a month how pathetic I may sound now i know but I have urges and i need to get satisfied like riiiight now. I am so fucking wet and just thinking about someone inside me is making me so wet and horny...FUCK I WANT SEX NOW!

Change Is Gonna Come
I was born by the river In a little tent O just like the river i've been runnin ever since its been a loooong long time comin but i know change gonna come o yes it will its been tooooo hard livin but i'm afraid to diiiie cuz i dont know whats up there beyond the sky its been a long long time comin but i know change gonna come wooah yes it will i go to the movie and i go downtown somebody keep tellin me dont hang around its been a long loooooong time comin but i know that change gonna come o yes it will When i go to my brother i say brother help me please but he winds up not givin me. back down on my knees beggin pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaase! yeah! ive been i couldnt last that long now i think im able to carry on. its been a long long time long time comin but i know that change gonna come o yes it will.

First Kss
I love all my friends, and keep them in my heart. And hope the friendship, will never part. But do you ever find, that special one? That makes you smile, and come undone? I just wonder sometimes, if it's for real. Or just another guy after, my heart to steal. I think that someday, that I may find this out. Then all the passion and want, will not be a doubt. When I look into your eyes, I see hope, It loosens my mind, to help me cope. It would take only just one small thing, if this is true. To either be happy forever, or always be blue. To live a life with someone, would be a real bliss. Just to be granted, that very first kiss.

Cms Disease
With all the medical issues facing us each day, it appears that research has shown a new and insidious disease has been discovered. This disease affects men and women of all ages and races. It is called CMS (Chronic Marine Syndrome). There is no cure for CMS, and the VA has not recognized As of this writing, but there are some treatments that have been successful. Symptoms to look for are: 1. Pride in self and the organization they represent; 2. A strong willingness to pay extra attention to detail to get the job done; 3. May wear articles of Marine clothing; T-shirts, jackets, watches,etc. well into their 80's; 4. Will stand to attention and put their hand over their heart, or even salute when the National Anthem is played or the National Colors are passing by; 5. Does not succumb easily to political correctness; 6. Is sure of who they are; 7. Is often either respected or hated by others, due to their abilities and talents; 8. Will give up their seat to a lady;

Inferno
enslaved with desires your wicked words only tighten the shackles imprisoned by the rush of devotion your heart seeps into mine and sequesters it's emotions time slowly saunters when I wish it to race casting me into the fire of your embrace the balm of your kiss and the sweet bliss of your warm breath upon my skin the hunger of your touch so anticipated craving like a drug the euphoric release and sedation the rise and the fall of our sighs till the morning pheremones like dew hang in the air sweet like poison seductive yet cruel enticing us to embrace a pyre exhausting our energies now sunk into our desire i crave you and you crave me breathe in this moment let the flames burn higher

Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: bothDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: oppositeHow often do you like to have sex?: couple times a dayIs sex a top priority for you?: nopeDo you have sex face to face with your partner?: yepHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: NOPEHow do you feel about one night stands?: waste of my timeHow many one night stands have you had?: coupleWhat's your favorite position?: don't have oneWhere's your favorite place to have sex?: um anywhereDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: make loveHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: yesHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: dependsDo you get off first or do they?: dependsDo you like kissing during sex?: yepDo you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: bothDo you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: bothDoes size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)?: nopeHow o

English??
TAKE A FEW MOMENTS AND READ THIS LETTER. THESE ARE STRONG, POWERFUL AND COURAGEOUS WORDS COMING FROM A RETIRED COLONEL AND READ WHAT LINCOLN HAD TO SAY AT THE END. WOW! 33 Senators Voted Against English as America 's Official Language on June 6, 2007. On Wed. 6 June 2007 23:35:23 - 0500 Colonel Harry Riley , USA , Ret. wrote: Senators: Your vote against an amendment to the immigration Bill 1348......to make English America's official language is astounding. On D-Day, no less, when we honor those that sacrificed in order to secure the bedrock, character and principles of America , I can only surmise your vote reflects a loyalty to illegal aliens. I don't much care where you come from. What your religion is. Whether you're black, white, or some other color...male or female......Democrat, Republican or Independent....... But I do care when you are a United States Senator representing Citizens of America ..and Vote against English as the official language of the

Short/dining Room
Just the sound of your breath makes me gasp and my legs warm. My heart flutters little memories of childhood fantasies of “Happily Ever After”, and I just lay in wait. My breasts ache. They longed to be touched, caressed, molded, suckled into prime condition, knowing their place in the grand scheme of things. My body heat rises, and my heart starts to pulse even stronger than ever. So hot. So sweaty. So warm and inviting. Your arms. How I wish that I could be in them now. To have them wrapped around me in a tight embrace, only to be flipped around and have my dress hiked up to my hips. My thong ripped off , and shoes kicked to the other side of the room, he presses me up against the wall, grabbing my leg and pulling it up to my chest. I take a deep breath in as his fingers slide into me…teasing me, giving me just that hint of what more to expect. My fingers work their way through his belt, and then moved to undo his breaches. Sliding my fingers down his hips

Untamed
The letters you wrote me have hollow point headers If you think you've got it like that find somebody better You said i need fixing, you numbered the stages but i won't be living in one of your cages open your mind and understand CHORUS when you're hard on me, it's not what i need we were meant to be untamed I'm on my feet, wanna run free because nobody's taming me. I'm out from the narrow protective container designed to be opened with your childish behavior 'cuz you're not the critic of personal purpose and I'm just not willin' to community service i don't know why you lay it on CHORUS when you're hard on me, it's not what i need we were meant to be untamed I'm on my feet, wanna run free because nobody's taming me you say that i should lend a shoulder right now, 'cuz your whole world is blowing up go ahead, but i won't be your soldier 'cuz you're the one who started up, you're the one who started up CHORUS when you're hard

Medicate The Kids
Tell 'em, "Say no to drugs" "Substances make you dumb" Then you say, "Give 'em some" Are you the Victim Of this experience Child experiment Teacher's predicament? You're in the system And if you don't walk the line You can walk the plank You older brother Wants to control your mind You're more useful blank Medicate the kids Feathers turn to quills Pump 'em full of training fluids Powders and pills There's nothing you can't flush out And nothing you can't kill Why don't you just back off of us Before we go crazy? I'm gonna tell you, "No way, This ain't fair play, Just don't medicate me" Tell 'em, "Say no to drugs" "Substances make you dumb" Unless you get 'em from Someone who loves you One who knows best for you Paid for those tests for you Knows how to get you through When it's above you And you can't get on top Cause it's high to climb, You hear them saying, "Don't make me call the cops" Every other time

21 Question Survey About Muah
1. Have you ever walked in on your parents doing it? OMG yes and i ran out of the house and like totaly freaked out, i was like 11 and just learned about sex. 2. What does your favorite pair of undies look like? The are yellow and whit stripped 3. Do you think Hamburglar is a virgin? Hmm sure whatever 4. Are you most like the Scarecrow, the Tin Man, or the Cowardly Lion? Im the Tin Man 5. Who's the stupidest person you know? Myself 6. Would you secretly like to keep your Christmas tree up all year round? What Christmas Tree? I dont want one, dont have one and christmas isnt a big deal in my household. 7. Does seeing road kill put you in a bad mood? Nope damn things should have stayed out of the road 8. If you could go back and change one thing you've done what would it be? I wouldn't. 9. Doesn't it piss you off that mini rice cakes think they can compete with potato chips? LOL what kind of question is that you dumb ass 10. How long

Staff Wanted
Positions Available: DJ's Promontional Staff Dominaiton Girls Forum Moderators Definition of Jobs: DJ - Someone who can fit all the criteria , and is able to entertain the masses and broadcast on air live shows. Playing a wide varity of music and promote our bands. Promotional Staff - Anyone/s to promotoe not only our website , station , Dj's , and bands. Wear promotional gear , pass out flyers , send masses on online messenger systems , leave buttetins, gather more artists , bring in more listeners , etc.... this will not only be contained in the promotional staff , require that all who work for Domination Radio to do their best in all the above areas. Domination Girls - Girls willing to promote by means of self. Represent Domination Radio at bars , functions , events , concerts , and online. Forum Moderators - Person/s able to watch and moderate website forum , and keep it cleaned up and moving smoothly. Keep down the drama , and police any unwanted activit

California’s Top Court Legalizes Gay Marriage
By LISA LEFF, Associated Press Writer 1 hour, 16 minutes ago SAN FRANCISCO - California's Supreme Court declared that gay couples in the nation's biggest state can marry — a monumental but perhaps short-lived victory for the gay rights movement Thursday that was greeted with tears, hugs, kisses and at least one instant proposal of matrimony. Same-sex couples could tie the knot in as little as a month. But the window could close soon after — religious and social conservatives are pressing to put a constitutional amendment on the ballot in November that would undo the Supreme Court ruling and ban gay marriage. "Essentially, this boils down to love. We love each other. We now have equal rights under the law," declared a jubilant Robin Tyler, a plaintiff in the case along with her partner. She added: "We're going to get married. No Tupperware, please." A crowd of people raised their fists in triumph inside City Hall, and people wrapped themselves in the rainbow-colored gay-pri

Naughty Poem
Thirty Minutes from Now Thirty minutes from now, your neighbors will eat dinner. Thirty minutes from now, the jet plane that just flew overhead will be almost 300 miles away. Thirty minutes from now, a sitcom on tv will wrap up and the next one will start. Thirty minutes from now, Bill Gates will be a quarter of a million dollars richer. Thirty minutes from now, that truck that just rolled by your house will be 35 miles away. Thirty minutes from now, someone you know will arrive at work. Thirty minutes from now, a friend will have made a decision. Thirty minutes from now, a couple will decide to marry. Thirty minutes from now, a couple will decide to divorce. Thirty minutes from now, someone you don't know will die. Thirty minutes from now, a baby you'll never meet will be born. Thirty mintues from now, something TERRIBLE will happen. Thirty minutes from now, something WONDERFUL will happen. Thirty minutes from now, the earth undernea

Short And Sweet
The vision of you lies so gently on my mind. Like soft white snow to the hard frozen ground. So welcomed, unexpected but loving every second. New expressions, new experience... so amazingly inviting. Even now, I still cant get over how incredible it is. Just hug me again, let me feel the rush. Close my eyes, and take in this very second. Your smell, your touch... your everything is wonderful. Please dont change? I would never ask. Even if we dont work out, I never wanna scream and shout. I never wanna lose the person you’ve let me meet. The real you, this beautiful you. So thank you, for everything so far. You’re the brightest of my shining stars. Maybe Im crazy, it could be true. But I just love every damn thing there is about you. Thats reason enough for me to smile for life. It’s you, simply you.

The Perfect Song
Sound waves capture the drums of my ear. Serenity through music, I cant compare. Hypnotized by vocal lines, and beating drums. Tranced in thought, engulfed with rythm. Nothing beats my perfect song. I hit repeat to ease this session. Listening for hours, it seems like days. So peaceful, harmonics grab my attention. Bass flows deep inside my cortex. Riffs that penetrate my conscience rapidly. Nothing beats my perfect song. Its sad to think, that some are clueless. That there are people out there, they dont understand this musical bond. They simply laugh and wonder whats wrong with me. Truly though, I am the one who should be laughing. I couldnt imagine not having this release. Music completes my almost every thought. With such lyrical genius that is present today. I dont see how one couldnt find atleast a single song. One that just lightens up the day, and makes everything great. Maybe its just me, but I am happy atleast tha

Angelic Words Of The Astonished Mind
on the brightest night, of the longest day. i cant even begin to say... how alive i am. so long overdue, a dream come true. just to able to stand near you. it should be a crime, of unbelievable punishment. but its ok because i hold your astonishment. your wondering eyes always seem to find me. and im happy for this, excited so blindly. your blissful embrace, brings smiles to my face. in every step of your movement, brings overwhelming grace. my eyes meet with yours, everytime like the first. instantly shaking, inside i just burst. almost painful at thought, but good over time. you always know how to inspire my mind. my heart for once is in the right place. cuddled more cosely then air in space. so love for now, and possibly all time. this ladder of emotion, forever i climb.

Life
Pat Benatar got it only half right. Love is not the only battlefield...I'm learning that so is friendship. Words are weapons that hurt far longer and are just as damaging as physical blows, if not more. Words can heal or they can annihalate. They can build or they can destroy. Choose your words wisely.

~never Enough Of You~
You could give me a kiss, that would sizzle to the core; yet I'd not be appeased if you gave me a dozen more. You could hold me close to warm this heart of red yet you'd find that my desire had not fled. You could visit me at night and please me with your touch. yet come the dawn, I'd want you just as much. You could try something old, or something new and improved, yet my hunger for you could never be removed. You could kiss me, hold me, and vow your love so true, but no matter what you do, I'll never get enough of you. To My One And Only "Robert" I Love You So

Love Making
A man is laying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spends the next hour just stroking his penis, something she seems to love to do. Enjoying it, he turns and asks her, 'Why do you love doing that?' She replies: 'Because I really miss mine'.

Win At The Games
Justin got home today and he was wearing 1 gold and 2 silver. The Gold for 1st at the running long jump. The silver where for 2nd at 200 meter dash and 400 meter relay. He did good and i am very proud of him. Condiserding that all the other kids where high school and he was the only sixth graded there i am very proud of him. Way to go Boy!

Things Could Be Worse
The next time I feel bad about my pathetic life all I need to do is watch this video and think how things could be worse. It brings me to tears every time I see or hear the song on the radio. My brother is in Iraq right now. I will be glad when this war is over! Letters Home from the Garden of Stone

What My Heart And Mind Tell Me
My mind and my heart tell me two different things. My mind tells me, give up. It's not worth it. My heart tells me, you have to keep going. There's something bound to happen. I don't know what to do. My mind is telling me to give up, And the more I think about you... I can't. I want to accomplish that one goal, That one goal of being with you. My heart tells me, keep going strong. Keep thinking positive, don't back down. Try even harder than before, You can do it. So, I tell myself I can, and keep holding on longer. The fight within me, confuses me so much more each day. I don't have any idea what way to go, which to follow, give up or keep going? I have no clue. The fight within strengthens. I'm extremely confused. My mind and heart battle constantly. I can't chose. I don't know what to do. I just keep following my heart, because I've heard that's the best thing to do. My mind doesn't mean a thing, It just tells me what I want to hear. My heart

Little Wonders
- Rob Thomas Let it go, Let it roll right off your shoulder Don't you know The hardest part is over Let it in, Let your clarity define you In the end We will only just remember how it feels Our lives are made In these small hours These little wonders, These twists & turns of fate Time falls away, But these small hours, These small hours still remain Let it slide, Let your troubles fall behind you Let it shine Until you feel it all around you And i don't mind If it's me you need to turn to We'll get by, It's the heart that really matters in the end Our lives are made In these small hours These little wonders, These twists & turns of fate Time falls away, But these small hours, These small hours still remain All of my regret Will wash away some how But i can not forget The way i feel right now In these small hours These little wonders These twists & turns of fate Time falls away but these small hours These small hours, still remain, Sti

An Art.....
It is not a behavior yet it is an ART. To harness the fires within me, To "leash" my desires. subdued and ignite the fires. Take me and make me, yet the choice is truly mine, how the Power excites me, the taste...divine.. So utterly strong we actually are deep within, To give it over permit, sweet sin... To dance, to follow to relinquish unto YOU.... brings a sensational delight,an arousal through and through

Rascal Flatts
I can take the rain on the roof of this empty house That don't bother me I can take a few tears now and then and just let them out I'm not afraid to cry every once in a while Even though going on with you gone still upsets me There are days every now and again I pretend I'm ok But that's not what gets me What hurts the most Was being so close And having so much to say And watching you walk away And never knowing What could have been And not seeing that loving you Is what I was tryin' to do It's hard to deal with the pain of losing you everywhere I go But I'm doin' It It's hard to force that smile when I see our old friends and I'm alone Still Harder Getting up, getting dressed, livin' with this regret But I know if I could do it over I would trade give away all the words that I saved in my heart That I left unspoken What hurts the most Is being so close And having so much to say And watching you walk away And never knowing What could have been And not

My Voice
OMFG so anyone who has ever talked to me on the phone and told me that I dont sound like im 3 is a liar. I was at my aunt's house and this telemarketer called and asked for my aunt and I said that she had the wrong number [who the fuck wants them calling all the time] And so the chick asks, "Can I speak to your mommy or daddy little girl?" Im so psised. wtf lol

Send 'em A Hearfelt Insult!!
Is anybody else sick and tired of getting emails from people you have no idea who they are but they claim to have the ability to release funds in excess of millions of dollars? How fuckin' dumb do these people think we are? So, just do as I do, send them a nice long response that will let them know exactly how you feel about these "found" funds. Below, you will find the response I send to them with a big old shit-eatin grin on my face (or, maybe that's my dark side coming out; I am a SITH lord after all). Please, feel free to copy it if you please or contact me & I can send it to you if you'd like: Your mother is a whore. Your father was likely her brother, but could have been any of her cousins. I'd have a second deliver a card on a silver platter, but your kind generally wouldn't understand it, and doesn't deserve much more than a dog-whipping anyway. You havn't got a clue. You couldn't get a clue if you smeared yourself with clue musk and danced the clue mating dance in a f

Listening: A Basic Survival Skill
Ken Blanchard February 1, 2008 Categories: Business, Business /Communication Eighty percent of our day is spent in communication. Yet, most of the time spent listening is at about 25 percent efficiency level. Why is that? How can we be so poor at something we all do so often? Why We Don’t Listen Dr. Art Robertson explains that our poor track record for listening is a function of our selectivity, internal and external “noise,” and ambiguity of meanings associated with the words we use. We listen with selectivity, primarily to opinions that agree with our own. We evaluate selectively, interpreting messages the way we want to understand them and often adapting them to our own preconceptions. Noises that are external to the speaker and listener may also be distracting: A running motor, a noisy air conditioner, other voices, and the number one distraction—the telephone—all inhibit effective communication. When any noise interrupts a conversation, the last few seconds of th

:(
Today is the 10 year anniversary of my best friends death .. he was shot at the birmingham airport .. he saved a childs life by jumping in the way of the bullet but it took his life.. life isnt fair ..but i am glad he is in a better place and watching over me everyday altho i miss him terribly at times! You used to call me your angel , said i was sent straight down from heaven , And youd hold me close in your arms i thought of the way you felt so strong.. i never wanted you to leave i wanted you to stay here holdin me.. I miss you, I miss your smile And i still shed a tear every once in a while and even though its different now youre still here somehow.. You used to call me your dreamer, and now im livin out my dream oh how i wish you could see everything thats happenin for me I know youre in a better place but i wish that i could see your face i know youre where you need to be even though its not here with me

Does She Exist?
It is getting so bloody hard to find the right woman. I mean seriously, how hard should it be? All I want is a woman that is into the same things that I am. Sodding hell. Actually start to wonder if such a person actually exists.

Convicted Killer Has A Myspace Page
Killer's MySpace: 'I'm pretty harmless' DENVER, May 19 (UPI) -- A convicted killer who may receive the death penalty in Colorado has a MySpace page where he describes himself as "pretty harmless." Sir Mario Owens, 23, is serving a life sentence for a 2004 murder and may face the death penalty after he was convicted of killing Javad Marshall-Fields and his girlfriend, Vivian Wolfe, in 2005, KMGH-TV, Denver, reported Monday. Prosecutors are seeking the death penalty for the slayings of Marshall-Fields and Wolfe. Owens' MySpace page is maintained by his cousin, because Colorado prisons do not allow prisoners to access the internet, KMGH-TV reported. "I was recently caught up in some b/s, so ya boy on lockdown in Canon City, Colorado," Owens wrote on his page's "About Me" section. "I don't get to the computer much, so I'll have my cousin update me on this myspace joint when I'm not able to get to it. I'm really just here to find new friends. I have a lot of time on my hands

First Blog
As most of you know, I am new to this Fubar and I am learning my way around. I've decided to go ahead and post my very first blog on this site. I post blogs almost everyday on Myspace, so why the hell not on Fubar lol. My cousin who just moved back to MS from OH introduced me to this place and I must say I credit her for even knowing about something this awesome! Ha, joking. I love her to death. So anyway, these past couple of days have been hell for me due to this congestion that I have in my chest. Soon, hopefully soon at least, it'll go away and I can get back to living! I'm out of school until the 30th of June and honestly don't know what I am suppose to do until then. I am so use to school and no fun. Well, I take that back, I have fun during the school period, but my head is alot of times up a books ass, if you know what I mean. Anyway so I start Summer Classes on June 30th and they go on until August 1st, then I have a 20 day break until Fall Classes begin! What fun. Oh

Life
Have you ever felt so alone where u just dont even wanna be around anymore???? Well thats how im feeling right now. I thought things would get alot better when i moved out here,but it just seems like its getting worse.I pretty much lost all of my friends that i DID have.Which was prly a good thing,coz i picked the wrong ones. Just been so stressed out with everything latley dnt even know what to do anymore.Im tryin my damn hardest to get things back in gear. I finally got me a summer job (which helps alot) Still working on getting my licesnces. An other thing that just really sucks is not havin someone around an help me with things like this.I miss havin someone there with me.Its been almost 6months since i hadda boyfriend.Which could be a goodthing bc i got other shit to worry bout right now then that.But sometimes i just miss the hugging,kissing,im his girlfriend kinda thing too... But anyways!Sry if this doesnt make alot of sence lol,my first blog so bare with me here lol PLEASE

Dear Abby...
Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

Chp. 2
* * * * * * * * * * * * It took Steggi nearly two whole days to dress out the varg’s carcass, and prepare a litter for Nottulf, then drag him back to the tribe’s compound. He left the flesh of the varg for the forest to consume, asking the blessing of the All-Father upon the kill, but he would not sacrifice the pelt. Over five foot long from shoulder to hip, this was a kill that the skalds would make song of, and was a fitting inheritance for Svala and her child. Steggi grimaced when he thought of having to tell Svala that Nottulf had fallen in taking down the beast. He had seen passion between young lovers, but the bond between Svala and Nottulf had been nearly mythical. Finally, towards sundown of the second day after the kill, Steggi staggered into the tribe’s enclosure. Even his own strength was taxed, dragging the load of his blood brother and their kill through the forest, but he would see neither left behind. Hraben met him as he pulled the litter the final feet into t

Chp. 3
Bitulf grinned. He had only been in this new world a few days, but he was pleased to see that combat had not substantially changed. His foes shared traits of bowmen, who depended on distance for protection, and yet incorporated armor, much like the Roman infantry. It was no new tactic to Bitulf’s eyes. He had watched the dance between melee weapons, armor and missile weapons for nearly two and a half millennia. But some flaws never changed; to defeat missile weapons, minimize range, to defeat armor, know the weak points. Bitulf knew both. He waited. The first of the squad moved cautiously around the corner, pulse rifle hip level, IR flashlight illuminating the hall ahead. His father’s spear etched a perfect circle. The first half of the arc cut through the tendon and bone of the arm controlling the assault rifle. Even before the blind fire could spray the hall, the tri-edged tip spun around and slashed down through the point where the neck guard met the shoulder pads. Crim

All Hail The Dead By Walls Of Jericho
All hail the ones that take life without giving back. What's ours is ours. Control is all your crave, a fucking paycheck is all you are. Our world is crashing down before our fucking eyes. Our world is crashing down before our fucking eyes. We strive to be perfect in this imperfect world So watch her starve herself. Struggle to fit the mold. As she makes her self sicks, it should make us all sick. We can't go on like this We can't go on like this. Know your fucking role they say, as they die fighting beauty. But they never knew that they were truly beautiful. And we can't go on like this. With our brainwashed minds, as they die fighting beauty. Because we're slaves to the system. We can't go on like this. Let the dead be dead. You corporate fuck, it's time to fight this. The status quo, it's time to fight this. Our broken families

Naughty App.
"!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!! Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex? 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?

I Am In Love With You
A feeling that lies with'in me so deep and so true a heart that wants to be joined with you wanting to be beside you when ever you need a friend wanting to be there to hold you when you feel like it is the end a heart that wants to love you a mind that wants to know a body that wants to feel you and a person that wants to be with you this feeling that lies with'in me is real and true and my heart is hoping you will see i am in love with you . . .

Don't Wear Gold Nailpolish
on those nights out to the club with the girls.. or with your man! You never know when you might end up at the hospital in it. I did... after going out with my mother, stepfather and husband... was in the hospital for a routine exam and wouldn't ya know it, the nurse couldn't help noticing my bronze nail polish and saying " Dang prostitute.... can't keep em outta the streets." Rude of her... huh?

Hiring Metal/rock Dj's (and All Other Staff)
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The Fool
Once I laughed and you lied I gave all I had while you hide it inside I loved with all I have YOu took from me my soul You promised to never hurt me while you lied all the time You laughed while I cried You pretended i fell for you Your love was never mine and my heart was all yours while your lies hurt all I have has died You laugh I cry I need your love you push me aside. A fool for you my heart is yours A fool in love with the man in you.

Life Sucks And Lonely
i am lonely and life sucks i hate being by myslef and i have little friends becuase i cant keep up with all my friends any way i have hurt feelings with some of friends riht now and one i am trying to cheer her up and make things better for her i dont know i am worried sighs life with disablitys can be hard and lonely and i am just funky and lonely maybe i care to much about the people i love i just dont know grrr and its pissing me off grrr

My Pome
Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put him down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the

Lets Go Rock A Bit
Sooo here we go! I'm starting off the summer with my first concert! Mayday!!!! I'll be at verizonwireless center this weekend,..saturday. Come on and lets play. if ya going let me know! pease ya'll mike

Sex & The City Quiz!
You are most like Charlotte York, classy and elegant. If you were a precious stone you would be a pearl - crisp, clean, and timeless. You desire to be in love, be in a relationship, start a family, in fact, you have it all pretty much planned out already. Your caring, gentle nature carries through everything you do and anyone who meets you can sense how optimistic you are about life. So put on your best pastel (yet oh so chic) outfit, get ready to show off your Park Avenue lifestyle, and meet your fabulous friends for a night on the town! Take the Sex and the City Quiz at Quiz Rocket.com!Free MySpace Quizzes & Online Quizes.

Captains Log 2
Good morning everyone. I feel compelled to be a sort of medium for people (including myself) to help my friends understand our direction and our purpose. We are all on the same path, whether people chose to believe it or not. My goal is to help us all recognize that, so that we can finally stop wondering and worrying. I am in a sense a "medium" for us all. And, I'd like it to go on record that I didn't ask for this particular job, but I'm willing to do it for God. I came across a nifty little booklet here written by Dr. Norman Vincent Peale. It is called, "How to have a Good Day Every Day." - A positive thinking publication. 1 Wake up creatively. This is a skill that can be cultivated. The best way to begin doing this is to spend 2 minutes thinking of only Christ. (Christ is the best we can give) Christ it the ultimate goal we share. So, just spending 2 minutes thinking about the best we could do today is going to give us a head start! 2 Condition the mind for a good day every

You Are Not Forgotten!!!!
This is for everyone who Is, Did, or Knows someone who served in the U.S. Armed Forces... Take time out at 3:00pm on May 26, 2008 which is Memorial Day and observe a moment of silence and say thank you for those who gave the ultimate sacrafice and those who wore a uniform to defend this great nation..... OOOOORAH, SEMPER FI!!!!! New Graphics Military Images Top Comments New Graphics Military Images Top Comments New Graphics Military Images Top Comments

John Adams
-John Adams, U.S. President, Founding Father of the United States "Where do we find a precept in the Bible for Creeds, Confessions, Doctrines and Oaths, and whole carloads of other trumpery that we find religion encumbered with in these days?" "The divinity of Jesus is made a convenient cover for absurdity." "This would be the best of all possible worlds, if there were no religion in it."

My Ex Husband Is A Dillweed
Okay so my soon to be ex husband owes me money and I was talking to him thru fubar last night … I would have posted the whole thing, but Fubar cut it off so here is the last half of the convo … (Bear in mind that he always brings out the worst in me, and he is constantly pushing my buttons and making me feel worthless, tonight I just snapped… But I do feel a lot better after getting the anger off my chest.) Levi: are you going to leave me alone? Heather : what do you want me to leave you alone with? Levi: just leave me alone don't talk to me any more. your money will show up in the mail and your moms will also just send me a recipt in an e-mail to my yahoo account. Heather : so you are going to block me after this? We are not even going to be civil? Levi: i am not going to block you i just want you to leave me alone. Heather : thought we were past the drama, thought we were gonna be friends Levi: you don't listen to what i ask of you. I don't want to fight

The Fat Quiz!
Sure, you may have days where you feel fat, but for the most part, it sounds like you have a healthy perspective on weight and you seem to take good care of yourself. You're at a healthy, normal weight. Good job! Take the Am I Fat Quiz at Quiz Rocket.com!Free MySpace Quizzes & Online Quizes.

Quuuuuiz. So You Can Stalk Me. You Know You Wanna
So basically I am tired as hell cause it has been a loooooong day, filled with uber drama. But I don't feel good, my body is being an uberlord-bitch...so I can't sleep. So I'm doing this. DEAL WITH IT! ~ hugs and spanks So far in 2008 : 1. Have you had a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Umm you could say that. 2. Had your birthday?: Nooo...not until July. Dammit. 3. Been to church?: I have sat in the chapel many times. But it wasn't during service. 4. Cried yet?: omg yes. do you not know me at all? I cry. 5. Had someone close to you pass away?: Yes. Kimberly. Lordy I miss you girl. 6. Pulled an all nighter?: Many. 7. Drank starbucks?: Mmmm ok when you have about 50 Starbucks located on your campus you find yourself buying two Chai Tea Lattes every few hours...one for you...one for your sister studying in BIL. yay. Plus espresso shots before a night of drinking...nice. 8. Gone shopping?: Like every day. I like dresses. 9. Gone to the movies?: Yea, a billion time

Next Step
Forty-seven-year-old Lorraine Kerwood confounds expectations. One of eleven children, she grew up under challenging circumstances. Teachers labeled her mentally challenged and assigned her to special education classes. A wide variety of low-paying, blue-collar jobs followed. Yet, when Lorraine returned to school at the prodding of a friend, she became an academic star, eventually graduating magna cum laude from the University of Oregon. During that time, the student once labeled "challenged," taught herself to rebuild computers, which she then gave to people who couldn't afford them. With her new skill set, and her abiding sensitivity to the issues of the disadvantaged, Lorraine established NextStep, a nonprofit computer-recycling center. One of the central goals of Lorraine's organization is the recycling of computer hardware and other electronics, keeping hazardous waste out of the environment. According to the Institute for Local Self Reliance, nearly seventy-five percent of obs

Captains Log 3
Hello and happy Saturday everyone. I just had an Epiphany and I must share. When I was around 20, (mom can verify this) I was severely burned on my head in an accident during my employment at a local fast food place. I remember at the hospital them telling me that nightmares were common and I had to sigh a disclosure for the pain meds they were about to inject into my head. (the area of the burn) ok so I was discharged and sent home. At the time I was roommate with a stranger, so I was dropped off at my apartment and I escorted myself happily straight to my bed. I virtually died that night. I was taken off a cliff of Hwy 299 and into the valley. In the valley of the shadow of death I saw everything. I was the most intense western you could imagine. What was shown to me during this particular starlight was the effect of what I'd done to others.... everyone... It was everyone's reaction everything I'd done and it was so fast, however my brain was ingesting every bit as fas

Lets Be Fair About This Good People !!!
Hello all . Hope all is well . But The reason for this is to enform all that we guys would like to get rated as well . It would really be nice if the rating thing would swing both ways ... How about it please . If you are rated , how about returning the favor !!

Music
Description: Taken From: In Sorte Diaboli Joachim Luetke explains the concept, symbolism, and story behind the video: "The Sacrilegious Scorn" is mainly a paraphrase on Christianity’s core-symbolism and motives. Such examples are the Roman soldiers gambling over Christ’s garment, the mockery of St. Michael the Archangel, driving Satan out of Heaven by stepping on him and pointing his sword onto him. Now we see this reversed, when the inaugurated Antichrist is doing that to St. Michael. I prefer the term Dark Emperor - not Antichrist, for the battle of “light” and “shadow” reaches back far beyond Christianity. We also witness the inauguration of the Dark Emperor in the Temple of the Baphomet, seeing him taking the oath as the new sovereign while celebrating a mockery of the Last Supper. The story culminates in the Dark Emperor showing up in front of his followers, bringing out blessings. The Empire of Darkness is then established. The overall look of the video i

Urijah Fabor
Urijah Faber was born in a house on May 14th 1979, in the college town of Isla Vista, California (a small town bordering UC Santa Barbara), and raised in Sacramento, California. Urijah's upbringing was very unique. From birth he was raised holistic, being born at home with mid-wife's, and his parents refusing immunization shots. Until this day Urijah has scarecely used conventional medicine, and has maintained a lifetime of healthy habits in diet and excercise. Urijah attended High School in Lincoln, a small town of about 8,000 people, where he was a standout athlete. Athletics had been a part of Urijah's life since an early age, he spent much of his childhood and teen years occupied with playing football, roller hockey, and wrestling. After a successful high school career as a wrestler. Urijah moved on to furthur his wrestling along with his academics at University of California at Davis. Although he did not enter college with a scholarship, he was awarded one after his freshman ye

Highs And Lows
the sick feeling inside isn't just from the realization i have 5 days to come up w/ $1600. not something i think i can pull off this time. if i do, it'll be a miracle. can't give up yet, but looks like i might have to. every bit of progress will have been for nothing. not that i've made that much progress for other things. i'm really just kidding myself when i think i've gotten farther. deep down i know i haven't. i've been strong for a while, but starting to break. but it wouldn't be the same so i can't break now. it wouldn't only add to what i'm already feeling. the highs i have are only a momentary thing. just something to mask the lows i'm really feeling. and no amount of flatery or whatever else from others will or does help. it's not a "drunken" state of mind. it's quite clear. clarity seems to spin things like a tornado. someone always ends up hurt.

Sex Sex And More Sex. Shut The Hell Up
Ok so this is one thing I hate about fucking hotels. The walls are so hella thin that you can hear everything that is going on on in the rooms beside you. Like now. Mr Fucking Syupid Ass Late Night TV Water. Needs to turn his gay ass tv show down. AND Mr I am probably paying for this woman to fuck my wrinkly cock right now. Ok yea sex is fun and shit but keep it the fuck down when it is 4.30 am and I have to get my tired ass out of bed in two hours. Fuckity fuck fuckington fucksworth! This is a bad night for me people. A very bad fucking night. And again...more fucking swearing. FUCK. I swear in two seconds I am either gonna go tell the banging couple to quiet down...or let me join in. I'm cool with both.

Here's The Poems That I Wrote, Hope You Like It, Just Give Me A Quote.
I love...(that desribes me) The songs, I love to hear The dancing, I love to do The music makes me crazy. I know, I love it too. I love to play pool, To watch movies, the shows. I love to cook, I'm good at that too. I love and live and enjoy my life I love my family and friends With out them, I don't think I would survive. I love my cat's they are the part of me. I love to write poems, that makes me be free. I love to travel, I love to see world. I love the art and the poem I wrote. I love my job, that makes me to live. I love my life, that makes me be me. ........................................ I love you, please give me another chance. The heart melts away When you love somebody I know, I want to be with you my darling. The love sweps away When you don't love anymore. I would like to love you more. I love your hair, I love your eyes, I love the way you talk, and when you giving me advice. I love that perfume of yours. I would love to be your

Kendog
DO YOU NEED A BOMBER?? HOW ABOUT A FRIEND? OR JUST SOME ONE TO LISTEN TO YOU THEN WE HAVE THE MAN FOR YOU THOSES OF US HERE AT CHAOS & MAYHEM CREATION PROUDLY PIMP OUT KENDOG AKA DJ THUNERLIPS THATS RIGHT LADIES HE IS A DJ TOO ALL THE GOOD SUTFF IN ONE PLACE ***CLICK ON PIC AND SEE FOR YOUR SELF*** Kendog a.k.a. Thunderlips@ fubar"

Demon Dragon Bombers 2
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Spbillie
LOOKING FOR A FRIEND? NEED A GUY JUST TO BULLSHIT WITH?? THIS IS YOUR MAN!!!! WE HERE AT CHAOS AND MEYHAM CREATIONS ARE PROUDE TO PRESENT FOR YOUR APPROVLE SPBILLIE AND HE WANTS TO MEET YOU ***CLICK ON PIC TO MEET ONE OF THE HOTTEST GUYS ON FUBAR*** spbillie@ fubar"

Memorial Day Reflections
Memorial Day is a good time to reflect on the sacrifices and services of the American soldiers and veterans and the U.S. military men and women. The American military is, has always been and will always recruit the best and finest of the crop of young men and women of the country and we will continue to shower them with appreciation, support and prayers, as we have always done. Memorial Day is just an opportunity for us to express the special places they have in the hearts of American citizens and more by honoring the people who work in the various branches of the military. The horrific tragedy of September 11, 2001, has stirred all and reawakened the spirit of patriotism in all hearts and unity and oneness binds all Americans in a special bond. The words 'United We Stand' and 'God Bless America' still hold the power to stir out hearts on this very special day. Let the feelings of true patriotism and love for all those who have risked their lives for the sake of America show by put

Girl On Girl .mmmmm
most of the women i know have wonderd what it would be like with another woman(in the sack ). i wonder if the majority of women think this. as for men wondering about other men in the same way i am pritty sure there are hardly any .. i think the women form is so georgeouse that its bound to happen thet even women fancy women well most.

Take A Minute Please
LETS ALL SET A MINUTE ASIDE AND GO GIVE OUR REGARDS TO TO FU=KING (A SHADOW LEVELER AND FREIND TO ALL). HIS FIANCEE KIM,,A SHADOW LEVELER PASSED AWAY LAST NIGHT. LETS KEEP HIM IN OUR PRAYERS AT THIS ROUGH AND TRAGIC TIME FOR HIM. AND LETS ALL REMEMBER KIM IN OUR HEARTS AND WHAT A GREAT FREIND SHE WAS TO ALL. BELOW ARE THE LINKS TO BOTH OF THEIR PAGES. FU-KING ®ØßÊ®t ~SHADOW LEVELER & ROGUE BOMBER~@ fubar ¢¾Kim¢¾ @-->---~~Shadow Leveler~@ fubar (repost of original by 'Passionman71~ Shadow Leveler~ & Fu-Owner Of Lady Kate~&~ Juggalette Angel~&~Sweetfox2007~' on '2008-05-26 14:56:25')

Captains Log 4
Well, it's time to get our week started again isn't it? Joyce Meyer spoke today about self image and balance. I think this is a great topic to share and continue developing understanding about. They spoke about many ways that culture is making this worse, but one example they talked about was breast implants. For instance, parents giving a 16 year old a birthday present of breast implants so that they will be more confident. When I was in the drug store the other day, I noticed some new plush dolls in there. They are called Ty Girls. They should be called "my little bimbo" I have to admit their outfits are adorable, and these are completely attractive little dolls, but the message they send to everyone is just solidifying to all of us that this is the "goal" That company is selling our self image to the devil basically. Here is the web site of the dolls, so you can see for yourself and make up your own mind about it. To me, it's very scary. http://www.tygirlz.com/ (And, I look

Jade Butterfly
The Butterfly is a symbol of change or transformation, joy and love. Carved in jade, this symbol will promote spiritual awareness, and love. Add a chain and wear it as a pendant, or place it on your altar, or bedside for spiritual guidance. Butterfly is a powerful symbol in myth and religion. For Early Christians, it represented the soul itself. In China it symbolized conjugal bliss and joy. American Indians call upon the butterfly for guidance in change, color, and happiness. Symbol of successful love A butterfly carved from jade holds a special romantic significance. Ancient Chinese legend tells of a youth who wandered into the garden of a wealthy mandarin in pursuit of a multi-colored butterfly. Instead of being punished for trespassing, his visit led to marriage with the mandarin's daughter. Today, a jade butterfly symbolizes successful love. Butterfly Dance The "dance of the butterfly" can teach you not to take things so seriously. The butterfly has taste sensors o

Q&a!
The four questions I got for this blog courtesy Insideaway.net! Whisp: WHATS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? My answer: Red. My bedroom has red closet doors, and there's a Cincinnati Reds border around the top. Shardinian: If you had a superpower, what would it be? My answer: I'd want to be super fast. That way, I could keep up with my almost 2 year old niece! Daria: If you could have dinner with any celebrity, who would it be and why? My answer: Damn good question. I would say it'd be Angelina Jolie, OR Trish Stratus. Mikael: If you could go anywhere in the world, where would it be and why? My answer: Another good one. I'd like to go to Australia sometime in my life. Heck I'd like to visit every continent except Antarctica. Too cold there. :) That's it! Thanks for your questions. Will try again sometime in the future.

Cut To The Chase
finally! Is America ready for a woman or a black President? A succinct analysis: In Larry King's interview with Jon Stewart, Larry brought up the subject of the primaries and asked him if America was ready for a woman or a black president. Jon looked at him quizzically and said 'This is such a non-question. Did anyone ask us in 2000 if Americans were ready for a moron?'

Not Like You
A new poem I like to call "Not Like You" I am not like you. The weight of my world is borne unto my shoulders alone. No more will I deny my nature. No more will I lie to my ideals. No more will I pretend to be all that which is not meant for me. I am not like you. The notion of “happiness” is a foreign thought to me. A state of mind I have been banished from, but I gladly reject such a selfish practice. I exist merely for the sake of existence. I am not like you, I have come to terms with that. It has freed me from the bonds that have restrained my spirit. I live to experience. As experience begets knowledge. And knowledge begets wisdom. Separating the dimensions of body and mind; Slowly dissolving my unneeded humanity. Outside the walls of normalcy. It is here where I am at peace. I am not like you. For my lips are parched of a thirst that cannot be quenched.

State Of The Union
I'm normally not one to talk politics or religion, but after listening to the radio this morning and seeing the gas prices go up another 3 cents overnight, I have to voice this and see what others think. The government is blaming OPEC for the gas prices being so high, but yesterday OPEC stated that they are flabbergasted at the rate of oil being over $130 a barrel. OPEC feels that oil shouldn't be over $60 a barrel, so who's really to blame? I honestly believe that the homeless rate is going to rise drastically very quickly. With gas prices, food prices, and the salary of the working class not increasing to reflect the gas and food prices, people are not going to keep their jobs long, either due to not being able to afford to get to and and from work because of gas prices or because of layoffs due to decreased spending. The government actually has the nerve to say they don't think we are in a recession...lmfao...personally I think we are headed towards a dam Depression like back in the

As You Watch Me
I arrive home take off my shoes and head upstairs, unzip my dress and let it fall to the floor. The water runs in the bath making steam all around me, stepping out of my panties and bra I dip my foot in to test the water. It feels warm against my foot so I step in and lay down and relax, my hands scoop water and I watch it run along my stomach, I then cup water over my breasts and watch as my nipples react to the feeling, The door shuts and I hear footsteps coming towards me, the bathroom door is slightly open and I feel like I’m being watched, my body starts to tingle just by the thought but I continue my bath. I get up and take the mirror off the wall and place upright so he can see me more clearly. I lay there my hands touching my neck, then my fingers running across my lips, my reflexion showing him the excitement which I’m beginning to feel. Touching my neck I start to slowly run down my body and gently glide over my breast and nipple, the wetness makes me rub softly and the

Take A Walk With Me
We walked through the park; the spring air was fresh but warm. The sun shone striking the ground through the newly grown leaves on the trees. Spring was definitely in the air. Our bodies exuded the passion and instinct. We knew that we were walking to a secluded spot where we could enjoy the cool air on our bodies while we fucked like rabbits. We reached the spot and as we did, our hearts started to beat fast in anticipation of the natural act we were about to perform. We held each others hands and faced each other; the passion was rising from the depths inside us both, we could see it as we gazed into each others eyes. The magnetism was getting unbearable, drawing us in face to face, our bodies touch together, my face moulds to hers as her lips moisten mine with a passionate kiss, the saliva passing back and forth, tongues entwine. My hands grasp at her buttocks pulling her in to my groin, so she can feel me grown inside my trousers, my cock starts to fill with blood, expandi

If You're Not Her Friend, You're Missing Out!!
Let's make Ms Taz a fuberlord! Mz Taz! If you don't already have this girl on your friends list, your seriously missing out! She is the sweetest person ever, and a great friend of mine of fubar. She is always out there to help anyone who needs it. Please let's return the favor! fan, rate add her! She always returns the luv! Let's make her fuberlord today!!!!!! Just click her pick above to go to her page. thanks xoxo Addict ♫ Addict4Dramatix ♫ ~FORCE~3~BOMBERS~ {Shadow Leveler} owned by "JP" & luvin it!@ fubar

The Smell Was Exquisite
The smell was exquisite; she wore a perfume that stimulated every sense and fibre of my being. In my depths, desires were welling up like a volcano, that has been sleeping for a millennium, that was about to erupt. I had to have her, I had to kiss her, touch her as she had never been touched before, caressing every millimeter of her soft supple skin. I moved in closely, feeling the warmth growing more intense, my senses are now working at a heightened level, the perfume surrounded me. The needs are taking over. She leans in close to me, to feel my body next to hers. Her back shapes itself to my front; she should be able to feel my heart beating strongly inside my chest. Her hair brushes gently against my cheek as she rocks her head back over my shoulder, exposing her vulnerable neck, my breathe gently breezes over her flesh, raising goose bumps over her neck, back and arms. I move my head to her neck; I place a feather light kiss there, where I know she likes it. Then I leave m

Photograph
A photograph tells a story, A story of many things, A tale from the past, The hurt or hapiness it can bring, A photograph tells a story, Future dreams from the heart, Aims and ambitions, Where you want your life to start, A photograph tells a story, Expresses emotions held so deep, Can prompt smiles upon faces, Can even cause one to weep, A photograph tells a story, Allows someone to reflect, Upon thoughts that they are thinking, Decide between joy, guilt or regret, A photograph tells a story, Just like an old friend, Bringing back old memories, And classic remember whens, A photograph tells a story, A million words in one, When a photograph is taken, It's tale has just begun, A photograph tells a story, An image it can hide behind, One true meaning held within, Only known by the artists mind, A photograph tells a story, A secret it refuses to show, The more that people see, The less they really know.

Haunt You Everyday
I don't feel the joy I don't feel the pain You were just a toy I am just insane Walking on my own Leaving you behind You are crying out That you need to speak your mind [chorus:] Ohhh So alone in love So alone in love I'm going to haunt you every day Haunt you every day I am gonna kill When I need a thrill Eating at the heart Till I've had my fill When will stupid learn Fire's gonna burn Think of consequence Then you move when it's your turn [chorus:] Ohhh So alone in love So alone in love I am going to haunt you every day Haunt you every day [guitar solo] Walking on my own Leaving you behind You were crying out That you need to speak your mind Ohh so alone in love So alone at night I am going Haunt you every day Haunt you every day

Love , Light , Fear And Darkness
Love , Light , Fear and Darkness Sitting here thinking of you and all our dreams, Wondering just where this thing we call Love will take us and how, Hoping against hope that this time we can make it right even tho we are both lost and afraid, Feeling the fear of what might be and the Joy of what could be, Praying that I have the strength to walk thru my darkest fears and make it out alive, Craving your loving touch and comforting embrace, Needing to hear your voice to lead me from my darkened path into your light, Hoping I am what you need as well as what you want, Crying in the dark knowing all the pain we have shared and inflicted on each other, Seeking forgiveness for all the pain I have caused, Searching my the right words and actions to show you my sincerity, Begging the Goddess to guide me and protect you from my inner Demons, Feeling weak from my fears yet feeling the strength that your love could lend me, Wanting to Cherish you and Prot

This Was Written Long Ago
DISCLAIMER : THIS WAS WRITTEN LONG AGO! I HAVE BEEN REQUESTED BY MY BABY GIRL TO REPOST SO OF THE WRITINGS FROM MY OLD PROFILE SO HERE THEY ARE. COMMENTS ARE ALWAYS WELCOME. I AM GRATEFUL FOR ALL FEED BACK! PEACE ! DISCLAIMER: so I am going to just let out a torrent of thoughts might disgust you or make you cringe in empathy. so before you go any further think carefully upon this one question.."Do I wish to enter the mind, heart and spirit of such a tormented and broken man?" if the answer is yes then maybe you need as much help as I do. now allow me to open the door to the abyss of what was once my life. cross my hands with 2 silver pieces for I am your ferryman for this journey. you toll has been met, now the way is open to you. As you step up to the door you see a sign which simply states : surrender all hope ye who seek to enter this domain. and the door slowly opens to darkness. as you step into the darkness you see what appears to be a dark maroon glow in the distance. yo

Pocket Taser Stun Gun
Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol &; Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the f

Rain
Rain Rain washes away the tears, Rain hides my fears, Rain echoes my pain, Rain calls forth my inner darkness, Rain lays bare my new wounds, Rain cleans away the grime of my Charred Soul, Rain whispers to the voices in my Blackened Heart, Rain drowns my Spirit in waves of deep Depression, As all things even the rain must end. Mordechai Havic AKA: Anti-Cupid

Gibbs Fiction
Gibbs was making a sandwich in the kitchen, it was his kind of weekend. His team wasn't on call, the weather was pleasant, and he was just enjoying puttering around the house and the yard, doing all those little things that always seemed to need doing. And with a goofy little grin he also thought about fact that he had someone coming over later to cook him dinner and they had both been dropping enough subtle hints about it to know that dinner was going to lead to midnight snacks and breakfast. He had just taken a bite when there was a soft knock on the door, he opened it to see a familiar red-head standing there. Stephanie. And then it hit him, it was an obviously pregnant Stephanie. He almost choked on the bite of sandwich he was still chewing. All thoughts of a normal greeting went out the window as he swallowed quickly and the words were out of his mouth before he could stop them, “You're pregnant?” She rolled her eyes and said with a little sarcasm, “I never could get anyt

By Mrs. Graphic
You've touched more then my body. You've touched my heart beyond belief. You've touched my soul a place no one has gone before. Your inside of me, I carry you with me all of the time. I've waited all my life for you. I didn't know who you were or when you would come along. I just knew you were out there and would come and save me one day. I knew you would come along and teach me what love is. I knew there was a real man out there in this world that would make a woman feel like a queen. I thank you for coming into my life when I needed you most and never deserting me when I would be my worst. I thank you for loving me from the inside out. For seeing in my soul and fixing this broken woman. I thank you for making me confident and strong. I thank you for accepting my greatest gift I have to give. I thank you for being a strong man, a real man. I thank you for your love.

Rainfall
I shield from the rainfall, as a natural response under my umbrella, And I stay dry through the scene. I discovered you, Walking your harmonous soul on the waterlogged pavement, and wearing a smile so permanent. Well-chosen, bright, beautiful rainfall divine, And I must shield from the falling, He said: "Why do you hide yourself under an umbrella? Such a beautiful fille , 'tan bella' You're like a beautiful flower-- you need to bloom-- this rainfall is for you, Because flowers need water to live." And for once I smiled A smile of relieve...

Alone
Alone I close my eyes I can picture you in my mind Your lips play against my flesh To my surrender; I respond in kind Commanding kisses greet softened lips Moistened pink meets twin Tiny sounds of pleasure sweet Echo from deep within You press, demanding, into me Silken heat radiates through Fingers whisper over your skin Slowly learning every inch of you No proof against these dreams do I claim As your fingers find my need Back arches in pleasure As for your touch I plead Flames reach higher Raging to fevered heights Bodies quiver against the other Screams into the night Clinging to one another Seeking sanctuary during the thunder Shaking our bodies, souls and minds Faces filled with new found wonder Fire darkened midnight blues flutter Eyes gaze over empty bed Touching over the lonely pillow Remembering once more, its all in my head.

Poem
Have seen dawn and sunset on moors and windy hills Coming in solemn beauty like slow old tunes of Spain: I have seen the lady April bringing in the daffodils, Bringing the springing grass and the soft warm April rain. I have heard the song of the blossoms and the old chant of the sea, And seen strange lands from under the arched white sails of ships; But the loveliest things of beauty God ever has showed to me Are her voice, and her hair, and eyes, and the dear red curve of her lips.

No One Else
My girl's got a big mouth With which she blabbers a lot She laughs at most everything Whether it's funny or not And if you see her Tell her it's over now I want a girl who will laugh for no one else When I'm away she puts her makeup on the shelf When I'm away she never leaves the house I want a girl who laughs for no one else My girl's got eyeballs In the back of her head She looks around and around You know it makes me sad to see her like that Please don't believe her she says that for anyone And if you watch her go... Watch her, watch her, watch her!

Captains Log 6
"We make a choice to follow Christ, then our feelings catch up to us." - Joyce Meyer We can't sit here waiting for the feeling to come. We Act first THEN we feel. That's what mission work is all about. We are all missionaries or we're dead. Those are the only two choices there are in life. If you are not living for Christ, then you are living for the dead. The reason you are living for the dead is that you are living for and in the dead in you. If you aren't enjoying what you are doing, then why the hell are you doing it? are you doing it for money? You must enjoy being a slave then! A person might say well that's easy for you to say Melissa, you don't have the same issues I have here. Think again because I certainly do, however I'm not afraid to starve to death. I'm not afraid to go through a few days of hunger, or a few days with no roof, or leaving my child with other people while I get myself on track. The reason people are slave to money is that they are not willing to do