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Compassionate :)
People like you who are extremely Compassionate view the circumstances of a situation before deciding your position on it. You probably feel that understanding the needs and desires of the people involved or affected is the only way to truly make sound judgments. In addition, you're likely to be attracted to maintaining harmony in the relationships between people, even if it means stretching the rules sometimes. The world is a subjective place, and you prefer to live by rules that are meant to be stretched from time to time. This makes you a caring friend who can be trusted. While being Compassionate does have its benefits, there are some less positive tendencies associated with being so outcome oriented. You may find that you are so tactful that you have trouble delivering bad news or telling the whole truth. You might also find that you tend to be too idealistic or you are viewed as mushy or sentimental. If you are troubled by these tendencies, try allowing yourself to deliver bad n
Leftover Turkey Soup
1/2 cup chopped onion 1 medium carrot, sliced 1 stalk celery, sliced 1 Tbsp. oil 2 cans (14-1/2 oz. each) chicken broth 2 cups water 1 env. GOOD SEASONS Italian Salad Dressing & Recipe Mix 2 cups cubed cooked turkey 1/2 cup bite-sized pasta, uncooked COOK onion, carrot and celery in hot oil in large saucepan 3 to 5 minutes or until crisp-tender, stirring occasionally. STIR in chicken broth, water and dressing mix. Bring to boil. ADD turkey and pasta; cover. Reduce heat to medium-low; simmer 10 to 12 minutes or until pasta is tender.
Within Me
Within me lies a key. It stretches itself thin like an ocean bound on all sides of the worlds. Through the endless chit chatter of breathing symbols and open wounds. I see clearly the day and the night to open my sight to a void within my world. I open the flames of rebelion to seed the birth of nations. I am the wonders of the universe in a small package. So if I am the greatest creation of all times? Then how come I havent been given a chance to seed my love for the world? Is it some sort of hate crime against my kind? Should I be brought to the judge and be sentenced to life in prison for having a free mind? Is it because im an american in a land known to be a joke? Im simply a bum who is gonna end up broke I am within me a soul left without captivity. I am supposedly free, that is if you forget to add hypocracy and bigotry. I am the free child of an age of wisdom that time forgot about. Within me lies the secrets to tru
Dragon Symbolism ...and The Explanation Behind The Phoenix
DRAGON SYMBOLISM - ORIGINS IN CHINA FOUR GUARDIANS OF FOUR COMPASS DIRECTIONS See Learn More Section for Credit. Modern reproductions of old Chinese images of the Four Creatures (click image for reference) In both Chinese and Japanese mythology, the dragon is one of four legendary creatures guarding the four cosmic directions (Red Bird - S, Dragon - E, Tortoise - N, and the Tiger - W). The four, known as the Four Celestial Emblems, appear during China's Warring States period (476 BC - 221 BC), and were frequently painted on the walls of early Chinese and Korean tombs to ward off evil spirits. The Dragon is the Guardian of the East, and is identified with the season spring, the color green/blue, the element wood (sometimes also water), the virtue propriety, the Yang male energy; supports and maintains the country (controls rain, symbol of the Emperor's power). The Guardian of the South, the Red Bird (aka Suzaku, Ho-oo, Phoenix), is the enemy of the dragon, as is the bird-man Karu
Black Head
violence is making me go crazy but i know what your thinking is this what is to be or is it just me inside my self screaming at my soul to get the fuck out of here and you think im crazy? and i know that you know me so i know you who you are and what your supposed to be.... i am what i want to be said god to people around him so if we are what we want to be does thta make us gods? no we are not what we want to be we cant even start to ascend from this pitiful waste we call a planet this is what we have done now its time to see the world to its burning years.... life feeds me life makes me life hates me LIFE IS NOT WHAT WE MAKE IT!!! with life comes the future and with the future comes control we are not what we claim to be we dont hold any faction of power timehas us in stasis and we are the outcome of the ones history has scared we dont fucking care how you think of yourself we dont give a fuck who you are we are time and we are the ones who make you what you are to
Hubris, Slithering
a forth now do i take this pen move it within the den to recollect my thoughts the mind plays the book of air my hand and pen the soul but within my sleeping figure did i lay my chambers did i pay san forming and left from the creeper until i awoke before me the reaper scythe a bound six feet his breast oh was i now shaken and nae close to rest upon this drow and upon your brow shall the world end at the bends of the shy seas shatter do you clatter?! you shall awake upon satins embrace to breath your own disgrace upon the death ore will you mine until the day time is not time blue above shall be as blue and brown purple and red as blood seems to rush so hush so hush you are that that will be the push with midnight calling such very sounds appauling you shall fall with tears of fears each of the hells i bring so shall angels fall this i bring due morns curse with your empty purse your mind a blaze to this huge endless maze to take smiles and give sorrowful
Colors
red.. all around and never stopping red making me grow insane red causing all loss of memory red is what i feel for you now blue.. is all i saw when i was with you blue is the color of us blue free and calling blue is now what i am green.. making me want more green all i need to have green is what you needed and now green isnt all that matters red! gives me what i need now blue is what turns to red green isnt needed anymore for green brought me to you and now im blue.... red is the pain inside me red is what i see everything as red is whats making me hate you and now red is turning to blue blue is the saddness i feel love blue makes me cry out my eyes... blue is the color of sadness and now blue transcends to red but now green isnt what i need now.. no green isnt needed right now red! gives me what i need now blue is what turns to red green isnt needed anymore for green brought me to you and now im blue.... white is in the end.. white is
Controlling Me
controling me... controling me everythings okay, now since you have gone away nothing bothers me... im already gone and nothing is stopping me... but its controling me controling me im used to this ending and im already gone now im alone... the bed sheets cold night begins to turn now and day breaks free suckered into it and im to blame this shouldnt have ever started but its controling me controling me... im used to this ending and im already gone should you have bled for this no you shouldnt have i tried to call but fear held me down now im scared for us if us even existed im cashing out now and you not here im so scared and falling in the wind its controling me controling me... im losing this battle and now im giving up. but its controling me controling me... im used to this ending and im already gone im already gone im already gone....
Leaving Fubar ... Friends And Family Please Read
I didn't think this would happen, but I've decided to cancel my account here and go. It's been good and I appreciate all the people who have befriended, commented, rated and otherwise been good to me. Due to certain events which have happened over the last couple of days I feel unable to continue to be a part of this site and need to be with those in my circle of closest friends. "Real" people. I have no doubbt that the majority of those on my lists here fit that description, but there have been some (not just at this site) who have messed with my head once too often and I need to make this move now. If any of you would like to keep in touch privately, they can reach me here: scampbell1969@googlemail.com. This is the addy I use for this site and will be happy to pass on my private address through a personal mail, should anyone want it. Take care all of you and thanks again for everything. Shona
Shocking News...walmart Greeter Expands His Horizons
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons, nor prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap a way from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup; she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune..... Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the h
Double Ur Pleasure
/> COME JOIN US !!! What are you doing right now? Seriously? Bored at work? Talking to some fake person? Staring at Nude pics which really are not them? Bored as hell? Then come join me in one of my lounges. No drama. No Bullshit. No one in a critical state and dying every week....Just good people and great friends. Click one of the pics below and get transported to a whole new level of fun! Come take a trip through ~ஐ~Oñyx Pórtál~ஐ~ & The Chatter Box!!!! Where the fun and friends never end!!! (repost of original by '~ஐ~ ONYX ~SB Fam ~ஐ~ Oñyx Pórtál' on '2007-11-06 09:47:12') (repost of original by '~ஐ~ EMERALD ~ஐ~ Oñyx Pórtál Co-Owner' on '2007-11-06 09:54:34')
Life
Life is not short, by any means. Actually, the longest thing you will ever do is live, so make the best of it! No one cares how much money you have, and no one will care that how successful you were in life. What they will remember are the small things. The times you lent an ear when they needed someone to listen, the time you helped them change a flat, when you gave them your last dollar so they could buy a soda to have with their lunch. The little things are what people are remembered by, make someone smile at least once a day; kiss your kids for no reason other than to let them know you love them. Wake up every morning knowing that someone is grateful for having known you. Touch someone's life! People will come and go, cherish them, and the time you have with each of them. Spend less time yelling at your kids, and more time dancing with them to the silly songs that come on during commercials. Say "thank you" to the drive through worker, wave to a construction worker, do the small th
21
I'm not talking the weight of your soul leaving your body when you die. It's my number. 21. We all have one. Some are much higher, some are much lower. Some have had their number set at zero. No need to multiply mine. It is what it is. I am not ashamed nor am I distressed. I have finally reached the point Where I can honestly say I'm saving myself for the one I love. When I know it is love I'll be his. All his. Body. Soul. Heart. Mind. I am done being treated as a conquest. Something to add to the list of things to help the validation of their existence. Right there on that list under car, clothes, and money, You'll find me, or a girl who is just as striking. We might as well all look the same. (Even the "good guys" aren't immune to it.) (Although I don't mind as much if they have the decency to be honest with me.) (Even the guys who already have someone are not immune.) (That, I mind.)
Hawaiian Burgers
Hawaiian Burgers Prep Time: 10 Minutes - Cost: $ Servings: 4 - Difficulty Level: 1 Ingredients 1 pound extra-lean ground beef 4 slices fresh pineapple, or canned, unsweetened, water packed variety 1 clove garlic, minced 2 scallions, minced 1 teaspoon fresh ginger, minced 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce 1 tablespoon low-sodium soy sauce 4 slices- 1 ounce each french bread Recipe Continues Below Advertisement Directions Mix the beef, garlic, scallions, ginger, and soy sauce together and form in 4 patties of equal size about 3/4" thick. Grill or broil 4" from souce of heat, for 7 minutes for medium-rare turning once. Grill longer for well done burgers. While burgers are grilling, brush 4 slices of fresh or canned water-packed unsweetened pineapple with 1 teaspoon Worcestshire sauce. Grill until pineapple is heated through and seared with grill marks, about 6 minutes (2 minutes for canned pienapple). Serve each patty open-face on
College Football Team?
do you have a favorite college football team ?
Last Child Support Check!!
LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHECK!!! Today be my baby girl's 18th birthday I be so glad that dis be my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all dose payments! So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she get here, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take dis check over to yo momma house and tell her dis be the last check she ever be gettin' from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo mama's face." So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma. I be anxious to hear what she say, and bout the 'spression on her face. Baby girl walk through the door, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout that?" She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" .... and watch the 'spression on yo face"!!!
Have You Ever...?
.... just sat on a cold windy beach for an hour or so, looking at the sea? Until this weekend, I'd never done that. Holy Island, on the Northumbrian coast of England, really is the most peaceful place on earth.
Marbles
Red marbles This is a beautiful story that helps put into perspective what should be important in our short life! RED MARBLES I was at the corner grocery store buying some early potatoes. I noticed a small boy, delicate of bone and feature, ragged but clean, hungrily apprising a basket of freshly picked green peas. I paid for my potatoes but was also drawn to the display of fresh green peas. I am a pushover for creamed peas and new potatoes. Pondering the peas, I couldn't help overhearing the conversation between Mr. Miller (the store owner) and the ragged boy next to me. "Hello Barry, how are you today?" "H'lo, Mr. Miller. Fine, thank ya. Jus' admirin' them peas. They sure look good." "They are good, Barry. How's your Ma?" "Fine. Gittin' stronger alla' time." "Good. Anything I can help you with?" "No, Sir. Jus' admirin' them peas." "Would you like to take some home?" asked Mr. Miller. "No, Sir. Got nuthin' to pay for 'em with." "Well, wha
Sunday Morning Sex!!lol
Sunday Morning Sex I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling... Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."
Onestone!!
Subject: THE INDIAN WITH ONE TESTICLE There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose Given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to Call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep Into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love To her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would Do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until A woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she Saw Onestone. She hugged him and
Speaking Of Addiction
Ever been addicted to a person? Like not codependent, cause u dont need them to validate your existance but whatever they say/do u forgive and u go right back whether it be friendship relationship, familial ties... first step of any addiction recovery process. admit you are addicted I am addicted to J... that said.... Remember, no matter what happens... what situations may put me in his vicinity of him (usually his moms illness) I stand to lose every friendship i have if i fall for it again... every one... so avoid the situation.... if she gets sick... send a card. DONT GO SEE HER less she is dying or something on that note... PRAY her MRIs are perfect && forget she is sick unless they arent back to stats
How To Get Fans The Sgb And Thomas Way
Looks like the easiest way to gain fans acording to SGB would be create accts and go and fan yourself and your love with all of them, looks like she would have been smart enough not to use pics from her personal folders to use as the fakes icons, I just wonder, You can go to any of her joined accts and if you will look and see who has fanned them and who they fanned you can see the pattern. This does seem like a lot easier way to rack up on fans doesent it now. There are a few screen shots here for your enjoyment, if this isnt enough, just go check out any of the rest of her referals and judge for your self. Got to love her style now huh. Oh and you know I wonder if Cherry~Lici¢¾us~*¢¾*~Club~F.A.R.~¢¾~ knows her pic is being used as one of sgb's fake acct pics, see all below. Be sure to look at the names of the referals and the names on the shots of their fans. All the referal shots are taken from SGB's page, you can check the numbers in the tool bar.
Part 3 Wow This Is So Bad Shame On You Thomas
Well well, it was brought to my attention today to look at something and thank you hun for the tip. Seems the Thomas and SGB saga may have a twist. There seems to be another player in the mix. I wonder if we have a love triangle going on here......hmmmmm. None the less I have found where a lot more of Thomas's fans seem to be coming from. see what you think......Oh BTW both ladies are in his family, I wonder if they know about each other....lol. I know also alot of you are saying, well why isnt admin doing anything about this.. well be patient, Im sure as soon as they verify all the shots there will be no doubt and justice will be serrved. Scrapper has said time and time again there is no sliding when it comes to cheating here so I feel like no matter who they are action will be taken. Meet Gina, she seems to have a thing for coming up with accts like Thomas and SGB, if you look there seems to be a pattern, now Im wondering who taught who. Oh if anyone missed part one and two h
Honky Tonk Badonkadonk By Trace Adkins
Honky Tonk Badonkadonk (Dallas Davidson/Randy Houston/Jamey Johnson) Turn it up some. All right boys, this is her favorite song, you know that, right? So, if we play it good and loud, she might get up and dance again. Ooh, she put her beer down: here she comes, here she comes. Left, left, left, right, left: whoo. Husslers shootin' eight-ball, Throwin' darts at the wall, Feelin' damn near ten feet tall. Here she comes, Lord help us all. Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him out his chair, Poor ol' boy, it ain't his fault: it's so hard not to stare. At that honky tonk badonkadonk, Keepin' perfect rhythm: make you wanna swing along. Got it goin' on like Donkey Kong, And ooh ee, shut my mouth, slap your grandma, There outta be a law; get the Sheriff on the phone. Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on. That honky tonk badonkadonk. (Aw sorry.) Now, honey, you can't blame her, For what her Mama gave her. It ain't right to hate her, Fo
Songs About Me By Trace Adkins
Songs About Me (Ed Hill/Shaye Smith) I met a guy on the red-eye, He spotted my guitar an' said: "What do you do?" I said: "I sing for a livin', "Country music mixed with a little rock an' a little blues. He said: "I'm sorry but I've never been crazy, "'Bout that twang and trains and hillbilly thing. "What ever made you want to sing stuff like that?" I just looked at him and laughed and said: 'Cause it's songs about me, And who I am. Songs about lovin' and livin', An' good hearted women, family and God. Yeah, they're all just songs about me: Songs about me. So I offered him tickets. I said: "You'll see what I mean if you show up tonight." He said: "I doubt you'll change my opinion; "I'll be kind of busy but, hey man, I'll try." Then later on when we finished our songs, About scars and cars an' broken hearts, I saw him: He was standin' there right next to the stage, An' he shouted: "Man you were right, it was like you sang: Those songs about me, And w
Welcome To The Black Parade By My Chemical Romance
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE LYRICS "Welcome To The Black Parade" When I was a young boy, My father took me into the city To see a marching band. He said, "Son when you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?" He said "Will you defeat them, your demons, and all the non-believers, the plans that they have made?" "Because one day I'll leave you, A phantom to lead you in the summer, To join The Black Parade." When I was a young boy, My father took me into the city To see a marching band. He said, "Son when you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?" Sometimes I get the feeling she's watching over me. And other times I feel like I should go. And through it all, the rise and fall, the bodies in the streets. And when you're gone we want you all to know. We'll carry on, We'll carry on And though you're dead and gone believe me Y
Labrynth Sound Track
Labyrinth Soundtrack Lyrics Bowie, David - Opening Titles Including Underground Lyrics It's only forever Not long at all Lost and lonely No one can blame you For walking away Too much rejection No love injection Life can be easy It's not always swell Don't tell me truth hurts, little girl 'Cause it hurts like hell (echo hurts like hell) But down in the underground You'll find someone true Down in the underground A land serene A crystal moon, ah ,ah It's only forever It's not long at all Lost and lonely That's underground Underground
Family Guy Lyrics
Family Guy Theme Lyrics Family Guy Theme by Walter Murphey And His Orchestra - Family Guy Lyrics Lois: It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on Tv. Peter: But, Where are those good ol' fashion values ... All: ... on which we used to rely? All: Lucky theres a Family Guy! All: Lucky theres a man who, positively can do all the thing that make us ... Stewie: ...Laugh and cry! All: He's a Family Guuuuuuuuuuuuy!
Forsaken From The Queen Of The Damned Soundtrack
I'm over it You see I'm falling in the vast abyss Clouded by memories of the past At last I see [Pre1] I hear it fading, I can't speak it Or else you will dig my grave You feel them finding, always whining Take my hand now be alive [Chorus] You see I cannot be forsaken Because I'm not the only one We walk amongst you feeding, raping Must we hide from everyone? I'm over it Why can't we be together embrace it? Sleeping so long taking off the mask At last I see [Pre2] My fear is fading, I can't speak it Or else you will dig my grave You feel them finding, always whining Take my hand now be alive [Chorus x 2] Everyone Everyone
Down Witht The Sickness By Disturbed
(Can you feel that?) (Oh shit) Ooh ah ah ah ah! Ooh ah ah ah ah! Drowning deep in my sea of loathing Broken your servant I kneel (Will you give in to me?) It seems what's left of my human side Is slowly changing ... in me (Will you give in to me?) Looking at my own reflection When suddenly it changes Violently it changes Oh no, There is no turning back now You've woken up the demon ... in me Get up, come on get down with the sickness Get up, come on get down with the sickness Get up, come on get down with the sickness Open up your hate, and let it flow into me Get up, come on get down with the sickness You mother get up Come on get down with the sickness You fucker get up Come on get down with the sickness Madness is the gift, that has been given to me I can see inside you, the sickness is rising Don't try to deny what you feel (Will you give in to me?) It seems that all that was good has died And is decaying in me (Will you give in to me?) It see
Heart Crazy On You
We may still have time We might still get by Every time I think about it I want to cry With the bombs and the devils And the kids keep coming Nowhere to breathe easy...no time to be young But I tell myself that I'm doing alright There's nothing left to do tonight but go crazy on you My love is the evening breeze touching your skin The gentle sweet singing of leaves in the wind The whisper that calls, after you in the night And kisses your ear in the early light You don't need to wonder, you're doing fine And my love, the pleasure's mine Let me go crazy on you Wild man's world is crying in pain What're you going to do? I was a willow last night in my dream I bent down over a clear running stream I sang you the song that I heard up above And you keep me alive with your sweet, flowing love
Welll A Trip
Hi everyone..anybody from Orlando or around? am not from Orlando but will visit it from Nov. 10th toNov. 16th...and maybe somebody might want to showme around in that unkown place..or somewhere not too far along the coast... See you soon
Hey You !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
HA MADE YOU LOOK ;o)
The Covenant- Animal I've Become
Hurry Help Help Help !!
Ok maybe its not that big of an emergancy. Wonder Woman is in the lead (barely) the contest ends Sat/Sun at midnite. Please come by and show her some lovin.
Leave Me A Voice Comment!
Keep Your Liu's And Hu's And Wu's
As long as I can remember I've loved those asian eyes I think it hit me for the first time when I was four or five That almond shape, that slanted form my tiny brain did burn I dreamed of hugging Nancy Kwan oh how my heart did yearn Then when I was almost twenty I met my future wife a kind and lovely asian gal with whom I'd spend my life Then it suddenly hit me like a loaf of day old bread I wasn't seeing asian eyes It was a beautiful soul instead So keep your Liu's and Hu's and Wu's that's not what I really must I found that it was much more deep It's love built out of trust
Gggrrrr
WTF do I not have a say in anything? My husbandand I run a small Paranormal Group and my cousin is a member and it seems like Eric and Brandy make all the descions and when I say I don't like something or what not Eric jumps down my fucking throat. I SAID I DID NOT WANT BRANDY'S B/F IN THE GROUP AND WHILE I AM AT WORK TODAY HE SHOWS UP AT MY HOUSE WITH BRANDY AND LOW AND BEHOLD WHEN I GET HOME ERIC SAYS HES A MEMBER. I HAVE NO FUCKING SAY. ERIC AND I STARTED THIS FUCKING GROUP (WE ARE THE THE FOUNDERS) SHE IS A FOUNDING MEMBER BUT NOT THE FOUNDER. WE HAVE A CHANCE TO BE ON TV. JUST A SMALL SEGMENT AND SHE WAS ALL PISSING AN MOANING..I DONT WANT TO DO IT. OMG, I AM SO ANGRY..THE MORE I TYPE THE MORE PISSED OFF I AM GETTING. I TOLD ERIC ONCE ALREADY JUST GET ME OUT OF THIS. IT'S A BIG COMMINTMENT...AND I'M TIRED OF BEING PUSHED ASIDE WHEN IT WAS PARTIALLY MY IDEA!!! FUCK OFF!!! THIS IS COMING AFTER I HAD ONE OF THE WORST EXPERIENCES WITH AN ONLINE FRIENDSHIP. MY LIFE PRETTY M
Why The Drama?
Can't a woman like myself be on Fubar and have friends who I can talk to on a daily basis without drama coming into my life? Why does everyone seem to think that I'm trying to get naked with half the men on this site cause I leave them a comment a day? Don't you think I could just care for these people as friends? I have 4 people on here that I talk to on a daily basis that I enjoy conversations with and one person in particular, I actually can talk to him about everything and anything under the sun, which is what a true friendship should be about. It's not about talking dirty with him or planning on meeting him and getting down the first 10 minutes lol...I'm a very respectable female and love ADULT conversations which most women on here can't hold a conversation to save her life...maybe that's why I am favored by the people on my list! Women need to get a life on here and become more secure in YOU as a person!
Being Truly Rich
Ready or not, some day it will all come to an end. There will be no more sunrises, no minutes, hours or days. All the things you collected, whether treasured or forgotten, will pass to another. Your wealth, fame and temporal power will shrivel to irrelevance. It will not matter what you owned or what you were owed. Your grudges, resentments, frustrations and jealousies will finally disappear. So too, your hopes, ambitions, plans and to-do lists will expire. The wins and losses that once seemed so important will fade away. It wont matter where you came from or where you lived in the end. It wont matter whether you were beautiful or brilliant. Even your gender and skin color will be irrelevant. So what will matter? How will the value of your days be measured? What will matter is not what you bought but what you built, not what you got but what you gave. What will matter is not your success but your significance. What will matter is not what you learned but what you tau
Please !!!!
PLEASE RATE MY PICS AND I MEAN ALL OF THEM AND LEAVE COME COMMENTS PRETTY PLEASE!!!! When you are done let me and I will come rate all of yours and leave comments also!!! Come on if you area friend then be one also by talking to me! Love Maranda
Friends
friends can be your worst enemy they can stabb you in your back.........
Bleed It Out
Bleed it Out by Linkin Park
1st Blog
I don't even know where to begin: My life is what I make of it and yet I've been messing it up every since I've learned that little tidbit of information. From pushing people out of my life to cutting on my arms hoping to ease the pain I've caused myself, Both self inflicted. So where does this all go after I tell you all my personal victories? How the hell should I know? I'm just sitting in front of a computer spilling god knows what to whom ever reads my myspace page. I mean I'm just sitting here hoping and praying that everything will get better. At the same time I don't really want it to. I just keep asking myself the same questions daily hoping that someday the answer will be different then be for. Will everything be better tomorrow? Yet why can't I be happy? Maybe b/c I want everything to be given to me on a silver platter. Or should I say, "For my own selfish reasons." I'm jealous b/c I don't want Anyone else but me to be happy. I want everyone to loose and
Spice Girls
this was sent to me on my myspace last night so i listened to it and aftr listening to it about 4 times this new song by the SPICE girls is not bad u can only find this video only on youtube u cant find it on myspace yet so please listen to the song befor commentting on it.
Hell Boy
***** Ok so I think this is one of the BEST movies ever! Of course I must admit I adore Ron Perlman! (sigh) Just something about a big muslce bound horned red guy that gets me where I live! hehehe This is a movie adaptation based on the comic book Hell Boy. The comic books rock! So I just had to check this movie out when it opened. Gregori Rasputin (Karel Roden) is asked by Hitler in 1944 to aide in his war and help him win it. Rasputin builds a machine to open a portal, awake the Ogdru Jahad the Seven Gods of Chaos, and bring about the end of the world. However, his plan is interrupted by U.S. Military forces lead by young Prof. Trevor "Broom" Bruttenholm (played by Kevin Trainor). Broom leads the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense (BRPD)for U.S. Rasputin is sucked into the portal, but something else slips into our world. Enter a baby Hell Boy. Broom takes the baby boy and raises him as his son. Flash forward 60 years. Prof. Broom (now John Hurt) is still running
Thinking About It
Thinking about leaving to much crap going on and i also i am not on here much but if you still want to contact me most of you have my yahoo messager id or if you have a myspace just send me your link before i go.
Sick
ok my friends as you know i havent been here. i have been down with a back injury and the flu.......i miss you guys will be back in full force soon
My Wedding Day
Make a slide show, scrapbook or ecard
Little Boy Visits Whore House
A little boy about 10 years old was walking down the sidewalk, dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a whore house and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it." The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course, the Madam said, "No!" He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want." Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the do
Flyleaf - All Around Me
My hands are searching for you My arms are outstretched towards you I feel you on my fingertips My tongue dances behind my lips for you This fire rising through my being Burning I'm not used to seeing you I'm alive, I'm alive I can feel you all around me Thickening the air I'm breathing Holding on to what I'm feeling Savoring this heart that's healing My hands float up above me And you whisper you love me And I begin to fade Into our secret place The music makes me sway The angels singing say we are alone with you I am alone and they are too with you I'm alive, I'm alive I can feel you all around me Thickening the air I'm breathing Holding on to what I'm feeling Savoring this heart that's healing And so I cry The light is white And I see you I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive I can feel you all around me Thickening the air I'm breathing Holding on to what I'm feeling Savoring this heart that's healing Take my hand I give it to you Now
Who Can Make Me A Pic Please
MyHotComments with this please with my pic on it rip on and let me know if you have time hugsss
Warning This Is Long! Lol 1o1 Things To Do At Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Run up to an employee (preferrebly a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!" 6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department. 7. Try on bras over top of your clothes. 8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms 9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy" 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. 11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10". 12. Play wit
Ahhh, Le Amore! Side By Side
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every day. One day, when he came to, he whispered, "You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?" "What, Dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her eyes began to fill with tears. "I think you're bad luck. Get the hell away from me."
Nov 9th
Day of Remembrance for Queen Sigrid Friday November 9, 2007 All Day (This event repeats every year.) Location: Midgard Notes: Sigrid was offered marriage to Olaf Tryggvason, the Christianizer of Norway. The condition was that she give up the religion of her ancestors. She refused to do this, and Olaf ignobly slapped her across the face. She played a key role in his downfall to pay him back. Today, meditate on the glory of strong women who will not compromise on matters of honor.
Wee Willie's Blowjob!
Wee Willie's Blowjob! Wee Willie was born with a hook in his penis, He grew up thinking this made him a genius! But his Pappy told him and his Mammie too, "That hook in your penis be the ruin of you!" Willie got older and turned to politics, But all he ever thought about was his dick! Willie worked real hard and made it to the top, But he forgot the warning from his old Pop! Monica Luwinsky was Willie's downfall, In the Oval Office Willie had it all! Then he got caught with Monica on her knees, He got a good blowjob but he wasn't pleased! Willie remembered after he was found out, What his old Pappy had been talkin' about! Willie thought Republicans were "Raisin' hob," To win the election using his blowjob! And the history has proved that this was true, George Bush took over power when all was through. Bush claims his war's about mass weapons and rights, But everyone knows it's just an oil fight. Bush wants all your votes so he can help the rich, Th
Savage Garden- I Want You
Get Busy
Everytime Tha Beat Drop
Who Wants Me Is The Q's :d
ok I'll try this!!!here gose Fubar Adoption...lol here's the rules of the fubar adoptionend this to all the people on your list or blog the damn thing and see who wants to own you, the first person to send you a message saying "I own you"owens you, it simple...p.s.send it cuz its kinda crazy and funny and it might be surprising to see who gets you first...so let the games begain...
Our Farewell
Okay this is Our Farewell by Within Temptation...one of my favorite songs...and Charmed one of my favorite shows...enjoy
Get To Know Your Friends..
I've been thinking,... everyone says "fan, add, rate"... well you end up adding them and thats it... most of the time if you try to say a word to them you get ignored. So im puting all my "friends" on notice, if i try to talk and i feel im being ignored, consider yourself deleted... And to those who know they wont and if you read this... do me a favor, save me some time & do it for me. Just Sal...
Time To Release My Anger That Is Inside
Okay here it is. I am tired of people trying to tell me that I am the reason that they are incapable of having a lasting relationship. I am sick and tired of hearing from people that everything will be okay and he is such a great guy and shit along those lines. To those people you have NO clue the shit i have been through with him. So dont open your mouth!!!! I am really freakin tired of not getting any sleep. I have been getting sick for the past couple of weeks because I havent been able to sleep. Not because of my kids but because I have been stressed out. I am just tired of all the shit that has been going on thats nothing but drama and the more i try to stay away from it. Wow it comes right back to me. Like a motherfucking yo yo. I have deleted people from my pages because they have too much drama and they need to learn something. I havent figured out what exactlly they need to learn but they can do it by themselfs. my new life style screw all haters fuck with my
New To Fubar
Well I am new to this site and am still learning the ropes. I see it is like a lot of other sites, except it is has more adult content. I am 36 and I live in North East Texas. I am a country type of guy. I was raised that way. I love workin on cars. I enjoy friendships and I enjoy having fun. I believe in happiness, if you dont have it find it. I guess I am old school when it comes to life and values. Well enough about me, I want to here about all of you......
Elevator Things
1) When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. 5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" 6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment. 9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and re
Uss Lincoln
This is the transcript of the actual radio conversation of a us naval ship with canadian autorities off the coast of Newfoundland. Canadian: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision. Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision. Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision. Americans: This is the captain of a us navy ship. I say again, divert your course. Canadians: No. I say again, you divert your course. Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous suppoert vessels. I demand that you change your course 15 degrees north, I say again, thats one five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship. Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
Dog Named "sex"
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, I would like to have one too!" Then I said, But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on. When my
See You Again!
I kiss your eyes I say goodnight I love is pouring out to you I feel you cry It's not goodbye I'm only leaving for some time Know I'll see you again Don't forget I'm your best friend Know I'll see you again So let me go 'cause this is not the end I feel you breathe You mean so much to me I mean you make me feel like so much more Don't look away this time Don't be afraid when I'm Just trying to say what I didn't before Know I'll see you again Don't forget I'm your best friend Know I'll see you again So let me go 'cause this is not the end Is it not fair To let me fly Awhile I will see you again Don't forget I'm your best friend Know I'll see you again So let me go 'cause this is not the end
Invincible
I memorized all the words for you But if you only knew How much that's just not like me I wait up late every night Just to hear your voice But you don't know that's nothing like me You know I wonder how you already figured out All these things that I try to hide All this time i've been hoping you don't find out All these things that I hide on the inside I can't be held responsible This is all so new to me Just when I think I'm invincible You come and happen to me I want to make sure everything is perfect for you If you only knew That's not like me to follow through Maybe even give up all these dead end dreams Just to be with you But you don't know that's nothing like me Hey yeah I wonder how you already figured out All these things that I try to hide All this time i've been hoping you don't find out All these things that I hide on the inside I can't be held responsible This is all so new to me Just when I think I'm invincible You come and happen to
Why Things Are So Different
why do things have to be so different ? why cant they stay the same? why do people have to change? or be so mean ? yes i know that things are not ment to stay the same but i want things back to the way that they were
You
ocean waves wash my soul cleanse me of your smile and the memory of ten fingers entwined forever in a hopeless wish
At Night
At night At night I lay and think of you hoping my wishes and dreams come true At night I wonder can this be the end is this all that's left At night I wish we could go to the way things were At night I lay and cry about the things that happened and how it all ended At night I lay and think of us, I mean you and I At night I realize there's no more us At night I dream of us together again At night I wish for us to be together again But in the morning I realize it was all At Night
We Salute Our Guardians Of Liberty.
Within a very short distance of the United States Capitol, our country has built inspiring monuments made of marble and steel, copper and black granite -- to commemorate the price former American warriors paid for freedom. From the World War II Memorial to the Vietnam Veterans Memorial Wall, the Korean War Veterans Memorial and even the Lincoln Memorial, which commemorates the President who led our nation though the Civil War -- we salute our guardians of liberty. Please join me on this Veterans Day in remembering those who served our country honorably in times of peace and of war, at home and on foreign battlefields, on land and at sea. For it is these veterans on whose shoulders stand today's soldiers, sailors, airmen and Marines. And let us not forget those who, at this very moment, are standing guard in protection of freedom and the American way of life. Their sacrifices, and those of their families while they serve, act as constant reminders to all Americans that freedom is
Car Photos
What the fuck is up with people taking pictures of themselves in their fucking cars? I get bored and go through rating photos, and every other photo is of them in the car...Who does that?!?!?!
It Is The Veteran
It is the VETERAN , not the preacher, who has given us freedom of religion. It is the VETERAN , not the reporter, who has given us freedom of the press. It is the VETERAN , not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech. It is the VETERAN , not the campus organizer, who has given us freedom to assemble. It is the VETERAN , not the lawyer, who has given us the right to a fair trial. It is the VETERAN , not the politician, Who has given us the right to vote. It is the VETERAN , who salutes the Flag, It is the veteran , who serves under the Flag, ETERNAL REST GRANT THEM O LORD, AND LET PERPETUAL LIGHT SHINE UPON THEM. We can be very proud of our young men and women in the service no matter where they serve. God Bless them all. Forward this if you support your veterans
Happy Veteran's Day!
Remember to Thank a Veteran today!!!!! (And EVERY DAY for that matter!!)
God ,s Love Is A Poem I Placed In My Stash
God is love and does love eternally ; loving forgiving . Amen!!
Mr. Toilet
'Mr. Toilet' Builds Commode-Shaped House This dude's seriously full of shit. Nov 9, 4:39 PM (ET) By BURT HERMAN (AP) Haewoojae, the world's one and only toilet house, is seen in Suwon, south of Seoul, South Korea,... SUWON, South Korea (AP) - Sim Jae-duck has made his political career as South Korea's Mr. Toilet by beautifying public restrooms. Now he's got a home befitting his title: a toilet-shaped domicile complete with the latest in lavatory luxury. Sim is building the two-story house set to be finished Sunday to commemorate the inaugural meeting later this month of the World Toilet Association. The group, supported by the South Korean government, aims no less than to launch a "toilet revolution," by getting people to open their bathroom doors for the sake of improving worldwide hygiene. Representatives from 60 countries will gather in Seoul to spur the creation of national toilet associations of their own and spread the word about hygiene. Organizers argu
We're All Going To Hell In A Handbasket
Man, 70, Charged in Pa. Bank Holdup Email this Story Nov 11, 1:19 AM (ET) ERIE, Pa. (AP) - Police say a 70-year-old man told them he tried to solve his financial problems with a grocery bag, bandanna and a 50-year-old handgun that doesn't work. Instead, Donald Cesare is in the Erie County Prison on federal bank robbery charges stemming from a holdup Thursday at the First National Bank in Millcreek Township. Authorities say Cesare has no criminal record and immediately apologized for the robbery when they tracked him down based on his description. Cesare also wants to apologize to the teller, police said. Cesare has applied for a federal public defender. Police said they found a gun and about $6,000 in a bag at his home.
Sownds Like They's An Openin Fer A Truck-drivin Job!
Truck Spills 2,500 Gallons of Hog Waste Email this Story Nov 8, 5:19 PM (ET) REDKEY, Ind. (AP) - A semitractor tanker hauling about 6,000 gallons of liquefied hog manure tipped over, spilling half of the waste along an eastern Indiana highway, police said. An estimated 2,500 gallons of the hog waste spilled from the truck in Wednesday's accident but the environmental impact appears to have been minimal, said Steve Polston, a spokesman for the Indiana Department of Environmental Management. "Mostly, the environmental impact is to the soil at the site of the incident. About 100 gallons might have spilled into a ditch," Polston said. Driver Robert Thompson of Morgantown was turning onto Indiana 67 from a county road when the tanker's tires left the road, causing it to unhook from the rig and flip onto its side about 20 miles northeast of Muncie, Jay County sheriff's Deputy Mitch Sutton said. The truck, owned by Wagler Transportation Inc. of Nashville, was remov
Mhmmmmmm
y is it that ppl think they have to drink in order to have a good time.... i have no clue... i dont drink or smoke or anything... and for the most part i can have fun with out it.... i guess its just to easy to use soemthing to make ya think you are haven a good time... and even at times its ppl that get used for that fun time too... i wish i knew what was going on in some ppls minds cause it would help me out to know what it going on in mine...
Song
PLUMB Beautiful Lumps Of Coal 2003 Nice Naive And Beautiful Lyrics She's only known heartache and pain But she's never known pain like this She stands alone defending her name When all that she's done is be who she is Well is it so wrong to be who we are When all she's done is fail Cause she's so nice, naive and beautiful Why does she get taken advantage Why does she live in a world so cold She takes advantage of the nice, naive and the beautiful Cold is the throne of her hardened heart No one has seen the softest part Day after night she holds an ache And won't budge to show this secret place Well is it so wrong to hang on to hurt Maybe she could set it free Cause she's so nice, naive and beautiful Why did she get taken for granted Why did she live in a world so cold He took advantage of the nice, naive and the beautiful If you've been there you know If you're still there hang on We're all dealt our lumps of coal What you do
Movie Review: Star Wars-episode Ii: Attack Of The Clones (2002)
The second installment in the six-part Star Wars saga. Plot: Jedi Apprentice Anakin Skywalker finds love while his teacher Jedi Knight Obi-Wan Kenobi discovers a secret Republican clone army building in the Outer Realm. Likes: The special effects for the action scenes are great.; The romance scenes aren't too mushy for kids, but they add to the overall storyline.; Watching Jedi Master Yoda lightsaber battle Count Dooku is worth the price of renting or buying this film. Dislikes: There are a few scenes that slow down the film, but not very much. Rated PG for sustained sequences of sci-fi action/violence. Kid's Caution: No worst than the other Star Wars films. I give it 3 stars. Great effects with some slowness at times.
Movie Review: Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
This is the film version of JK Rowling's second book in the Harry Potter series. Personally, I found this a much better film than novel. Plot: After escaping his mean relative's house, Harry returns to Hogwarts for more studies and mystery. Likes: Great action scenes with good set up scenes that keep the movie's pace steady.; We learn more about the history of Hogwarts and its past students. Dislikes: None Rated PG for scary monsters and mild language. Kid's Caution: My youngest daughter was terrified by the monster at the end of the film, so I wouldn't suggest it for very small kids. I give it 4 stars. Go see this one.
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Ban Me
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Veterans Day
What Heroes Gave by Roger Robicheau Each donned their uniform to be Defenders of our liberty Their mission sure, their spirits bright Guard freedom’s home, be brave to fight One final day each faced their call Each gave their best enduring all We’ll never know what they went through But know they loved this country true Deep down inside we should all feel What heroes gave, their cost so real We must stay thankful, grateful of The gift of freedom through their love Their loved ones bore the gravest pain What we can’t know, some now sustain To God I pray their pain will cease And each will find long-lasting peace Remember this from year to year What heroes gave – shan’t disappear We’ll never let their special day Their time for honor slip away These brave fought for a nation free If not for them, where would we be?
Becoming A Witch
Have you always felt different from the majority of people around you? Does seeing the moon in the night sky call to something deep in your spirit? Are you naturally drawn to things of a mystical nature? When considering conventional religion, have you always felt there is "more to it" or that many things just simply do not make sense? Is your intuition often more reliable than your thought-out conclusions? Do you often regret not going with your "gut feelings" in a matter? If so, you may have something of the Witch inside you. For centuries people have believed in certain signs indicating that someone was a Witch. Possessing an unusual birthmark, being born with a caul, or having two differently colored eyes was enough to declare someone a Witch. In old folklore, being born the seventh child of a seventh child was also believed to make that person a Witch. During the era of the Inquisition, the children of anyone convicted of practicing Witchcraft were likewise considered
Mary's Lamb
MARY'S LAMB GOT SUSPENDED Mary's Lamb Think carefully about what you will be reading. This is a new one for me... Mary! had a little Lamb, His fleece was white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, The Lamb was sure to go. He followed her to school each day, T'wasn't even in the rule. It made the children laugh and play, To have a Lamb at school. And then the rules all changed one day, Illegal it became; To bring the Lamb of God to school, Or even speak His Name! Every day got worse and worse, And days turned into years. Instead of hearing children laugh, We heard gun shots and tears. What must we do to stop the crime, That's in our schools today? Let's let the Lamb come back to school, And teach our kids to pray!
12 November 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Monday, November 12: Don't focus so much on romantic interests today. A friend is in need of support, specifically yours. This wave of altruism stocks your karmic bank account. You have days of good fortune ahead of you.
My Arm...still
Ok my arm is healing. Yea! The tattoo doesn't look as bad as it could have. I have 2 places that have been recommended over and over and over again to fix it. I've been in contact with one of them and hopefully I'll be able to get this fix soon. I'll post a picture when it's all done!
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Today's Quote He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals. -Benjamin Franklin
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Turkey Cooking Time Guide
Weight of Bird Roasting Time (Unstuffed) Roasting Time (Stuffed) 10 to 18 pounds 3 to 3-1/2 hours 3-3/4 to 4-1/2 hours 15 to 22 pounds 3-1/2 to 4 hours 4-1/2 to 5 hours 22 to 24 pounds 4 to 4-1/2 hours 5 to 5-1/2 hours 24 to 29 pounds 4-1/2 to 5 hours 5-1/2 to 6-1/4 hours Bake until the skin is a light golden color, and then cover loosely with a foil tent. During the last 45 minutes of baking, remove the foil tent to brown the skin. Basting is not necessary, but will promote even browning. The best test for doneness is the temperature of the meat, not the color of the skin.
Royal Flush!!
Subject: DOLLY PARTON & QUEEN ELIZABETH = Enjoy !!! Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please the angels to be able to see them every day, for eternity." The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and gargles. Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever. The Angel says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in." Dolly is outraged and asks, "Wha
Casting In Partnership With Living Plants
Fairy-tale witches reside in huts, cottages or castles surrounded by magically empowered gardens. When Prince Charming seeks Sleeping Beauty in her enchanted castle, the surrounding garden, full of thickets and thorns, actively reaches out to prevent him. Although one must never rely on one's Protection Garden Spell to play the role of armed-response guard, there is a metaphoric truth hidden in this story. Gardens can be both products of enchantment and independent producers of enchantment; they are a living, on-going magic spell. Gardens may be arranged in any variety of ways- color-coordinated, whatever was on sale at the nursery, even completely haphazardly. If you select, coordinate and arrange plants according to the magic powers they radiate, then planting a garden becomes one style of casting a spell. Thus your desire to draw wealth, protection or fertility to one's home is manifested by carefully arranging the appropriate plants, and vigilantly removing those possessing oppo
With This Kiss
With this kiss I'll give you my world And I promise to be your perfect man The smile on your face day and night The one who'll never leave your sight With this kiss I will express true amour How much I admire you and how I adore A lifetime of happiness that will remain You'll be my sunshine when the sky rains With this kiss I'll keep you in my heart I'll let you in but please don't ever depart I'll miss you when you're not close to me And when we're together you let me be With this kiss I want your love forever I don't want to face a day not together Hold my hand and lead me the way Love me and spoil me every single day
I Will
For every tear that falls I will be there for you For every inch of pain that you feel I will feel it to I will be there for you through thick and thin I will be your rock when you need me to be I will always be there for you For every heart ache you feel I feel it to For every ounce of misery you feel I feel it to What ever you do that makes you hurt I will feel it Love isn't something that you or I can run from It's a feeling like no other When you cry I will cry with you Through thick and thin I will always be there for you When you feel like you have nothing left to live for Remember me I will always be there for you For every time you smile I will smile with you For every tear that you cry out of joy I will cry with you I will always be there for you
The Ethics Of Love Spells 2
Browse any Wiccan message board or email list, and you'll see one very common theme: love spells. People are constantly asking for them, so therefore people are constantly debating the merits and faults of them. Many of us experienced Witches, such as myself, got our start in magic through a curiosity about love spells. Yes, even the ones who won't admit it! Are love spells ethical? Some are, and some are not. A good way to tell is to try to compare the love spell to a real-life action. Take, for instance, love spells that are designed to make the caster feel more attractive, or more confident. I liken these to getting a makeover, haircut, or a sexy new outfit. These "confidence booster" spells are a good type to cast, especially if you have problems with your self-image. My favorite ethical love spells are designed to help you find someone with a certain set of characteristics. This is how I found my fiancé. With this type, you're looking for a generic Mr. or Ms. Right using a l
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Butterfly
A man found a cocoon of a butterfly. One day a small opening appeared. He sat and watched the butterfly for several hours as it struggled to force its body through that little hole. Then it seemed to stop making any progress. It appeared as if it had gotten as far as it could, and it could go no further. So the man decided to help the butterfly. He took a pair of scissors and snipped off the remaining bit of the cocoon. The butterfly then emerged easily. But it had a swollen body and small, shriveled wings. The man continued to watch the butterfly because he expected that, at any moment, the wings would enlarge and expand to be able to support the body, which would contract in time. Neither happened! In fact, the butterfly spent the rest of its life crawling around with a swollen body and shriveled wings. It never was able to fly. What the man, in his kindness and haste, did not understand was that the restricting cocoon and the struggle required for the butterfly to get
God's Lessons
A young man was getting ready to graduate college. For many months he had admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer's showroom, and knowing his father could well afford it, he told him that was all he wanted. As Graduation Day approached, the young man awaited signs that his father had purchased the car. Finally, on the morning of his graduation his father called him into his private study. His father told him how proud he was to have such a fine son, and told him how much he loved him. He handed his son a beautiful wrapped gift box. Curious, but somewhat disappointed the young man opened the box and found a lovely, leather-bound Bible. Angrily, he raised his voice at his father and said, "With all your money you give me a Bible?" and stormed out of the house, leaving the holy book. Many years passed and the young man was very successful in business. He had a beautiful home and wonderful family, but realized his father was very old, and though
One Thing That Is Impossible
Is to make someone love you. It doesn't matter how hard you try. Or what you do. They don't care how you feel. To them you aren't real. It doesn't matter if what you tell them is coming from your heart. The only thing that could make them love you is fate. They love someone else. There is nothing you can do. One thing that is impossible. Is to make someone love you
Apotheosis
APOTHEOSIS An enervated charlatan with vagrant contingency, bemused by the regency of such indeterminate beauty. Causation rapt in the eyes of asceticism.... For the inquest is essential to course A harlot to its eloquence. Contemptuously thwarting the palor of dicourse, Crusade for consecration of incarnate desire and ambivalence for the thought of IF....... Nirvana, a tangible penchant of nuance through eyes that behold a cherub. Sauntering through the peel, bridging the chasms of trancendental myre, He ascends the pinnicles of ecstasy through the vocations of covetousness..... sublime ......requisite........ elemental...... and indicative of fortune. Such is the oddesy, that of prophecy and forbearance. That which was written in the stars In times of pother testament to the powers of neither chance nor luck, Powerless to the axioms of perseity and that of quantum voliton .................... He shall forever bear the stains of his baptism of
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Daily Christian Wisdom Because of God's grace, failure is never final. -from a church sign
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Today's Quote Speak when you're angry, and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. -Lawrence J. Peter
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Today's Quote Man can live for about forty days without food, and about three days without water, about eight minutes without air ... but only for one second without hope. -Hal Lindsey
Stupid Phone Company
Walked out the front door yesterday to go to the store. Just up the street, a line was down, hanging into the street. Wasn't sure what line it was but I thought I would start with the phone company. I think I talked to someone who didn't get past the 5th grade. The call ended with her saying someone would be out in the next few DAYS to check on the line. DAYS? Are you kidding me? I still have service so I really don't care. But if it takes a few days I hope that the teenagers that roam the streets pull it and the rest of their wires down lol. Idiots....
Imagine
Just imagine... If the indians had shot a cat instead of a turkey, we would all be eating pussy for Thanksgiving!!
For Those Lost In 9/11
If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you, And share with you its beauty On the days you're feeling blue If I could build a mountain You could call your very own, A place to find serenity, A place to be alone If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea, But all these things I'm finding Are impossible for me I cannot build a mountain, Or catch a rainbow fair, But let me be what I know best, A friend who's always there
If You Love Someone............
If you love someone enough to let them go because its what they want,Do they ever really come back?I ask this because of the saying "If you love someone let them go and if they come back their yours forever" just wondering if it has ever really happened to anyone.
Naughty By Nature
Naughty by Nature She was a sexual freak With bedroom like eyes She was naughty by nature So hot, and so fly She had all the right moves That would dazzle your mind With all the right curves So slender, and fine She wore a hot sexy skirt With a slit down the side And you can see through her blouse Leaving little to hide She'll put heat in your passion And bring hearts to a melt Wearing nylons, and heels And a black garter belt She's a burning desire All wrapped in one girl So much thrill with excitement She is one in this world Such a sexual pleasure That knows how to make love And a wet ball of fire Most men have dreamed of Like dessert on a table She's all yours tonight And you'll soak in her love Till the peak of sunlight
For The Dumbfu*kers
7 Kinda Sex!!
7 Kinds of Sex The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your pa rtner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at nigh
Supermanxxx
Fred And Betty
Shake That Ass
Bullet For My Valentine - All These Things I Hate (revolve Around Me)
THE BEST FUCKING PLACE TO BEE WHEN YOUR FEELING LIKE FUCKING ME!!!!! Once more I say goodbye, to you Things happen but we don't really know why If it's supposed to be like this, why do most of us ignore the chance to miss? Oh yeah... Torn apart at the seams and my dreams turn to tears, I'm not feeling this situation Run away try to find a safe place you can hide It's the best place to be when you're feeling like.. Me...(me!) Yeah...(yeah!) All these things I hate revolve around Me...(me!) Yeah...(yeah!) Just back off before I snap Once more you tell those lies, to me Why can't you just be straight up with honesty? When you say these things in my ear, why do you always tell me what you wanna hear? Oh yeah... Wear your heart on your sleeve, make things hard to believe, I'm not feeling this situation Run away try to find a safe place you can hide It's the best place to be when you're feeling like.. Me...(me!) Yeah...(yeah!) All these things I hate r
Happy Hump Day My Friends
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Santana Ft Rob Thomas - Smooth
MY FAVORITE MALE SINGER OF ALL TIME! ROB THOMAS IS JUST FUCKING GREAT! Man, it's a hot one Like seven inches from the midday sun Well, I hear you whispering in the words, to melt everyone But you stay so cool My muñequita, my Spanish Harlem, Mona Lisa You're my reason for reason The step in my groove Pre-Chorus And if you said this life ain't good enough I would give my world to lift you up I could change my life to better suit your mood 'Cause you're so smooth Chorus And it's just like the ocean under the moon Oh, it's the same as the emotion that I get from you You got the kind of lovin' that can be so smooth, yeah Give me your heart, make it real Or else forget about it But I'll tell you one thing If you would leave it would be a crying shame In every breath and every word I hear your name calling me out Out from the barrio You hear my rhythm on your radio You feel the turning of the world, so soft and slow Turning you round... and round Pre-Chor
The Bleeding Panther (nsfw)
"The Bleeding Panther" With the sun setting, coloring the sky blood red, dark clouds are rolling over the horizon. Soft dark sounds roll closer and closer giving the area a creepy look. I feel your hand squeeze into my arm as you shiver, while wrapping your body round me. As I place my cloak over your body, my fingers slightly stroke your face, your eyes whimper at me before you snuggle your head onto my chest again. Some crows shriek wildly and fly low over our heads as a lone stranger drives by on his Harley, with long hair dancing in the wind. As he looks in our direction a bright flash of lightning reflects in his pitch black eyes. The light throws some grim shadows on his half naked body, showing us a tattoo of a bleeding black panther. I feel your heart pondering wildly against my belly, your breath stops. Slowly the stranger disappears in the beginning of the rain. Within a few seconds we're both soaking wet, but you don’t even move a muscle, just clamping yo
Today's Horrorscope
See if you can capitalize on recent accomplishments -- it shouldn't be hard! Momentum is all yours and if you decide that it's time to push forward, there's nobody out there who can stop you. ======================= My most recent accomplishment was spraining my ankle last night, lol. I will be going nowhere for a bit... =)
Saipan
Saipan In the campaigns of 1943 and the first half of 1944, the Allies had captured the Solomon Islands, the Gilbert Islands, the Marshall Islands and the Papuan peninsula of New Guinea. This brought the Allies up against the main Japanese defense line in the Pacific: the Caroline Islands, Palau Islands and Mariana Islands. Navajo codetalkers played a key role in directing naval gunfire onto Japanese positions.The Allies embarked on two campaigns to break this line: General Douglas MacArthur's Southwest Pacific Area command advanced through New Guinea and Morotai toward the Philippines. Admiral Chester Nimitz's Pacific Ocean Areas command attacked the Mariana Islands. The selection of the Marianas as a target was influenced by the introduction of the new B-29 Superfortress long-range bomber. If the Marianas were in Allied hands, then Tokyo would be well within its range of 1,500 miles (2,400 km). The Japanese were expecting an attack somewhere on their perimeter—though an atta
Battle Of Okinawa
Battle Of Okinawa Okinawa was the largest amphibious invasion of the Pacific campaign and the last major campaign of the Pacific War. More ships were used, more troops put ashore, more supplies transported, more bombs dropped, more naval guns fired against shore targets than any other operation in the Pacific. More people died during the Battle of Okinawa than all those killed during the atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Casualties totaled more than 38,000 Americans wounded and 12,000 killed or missing, more than 107,000 Japanese and Okinawan conscripts killed, and perhaps 100,000 Okinawan civilians who perished in the battle. The battle of Okinawa proved to be the bloodiest battle of the Pacific War. Thirty-four allied ships and craft of all types had been sunk, mostly by kamikazes, and 368 ships and craft damaged. The fleet had lost 763 aircraft. Total American casualties in the operation numbered over 12,000 killed [including nearly 5,000 Navy dead and almost 8,000 M
My Father... Another November Comes! 24 Yrs
My Father... Another November comes! 24 YRS. IF I KNEW THE WORDS TO TELL YOU HOW SADDENED I HAVE BECOME IN RECENT YEARS, THEY WOULD FALL ON DEAF EARS. YOUR TIME WAS TOO SHORT... I DO NOT THINK MY GRANDPARENTS HAD A CLUE AS TO THE DAMAGE THEY WERE CAUSING ME, THEY WERE ONLY TRYING TO PROTECT US FROM THE INEVITABLE HARM CHILDREN FACE IN OUR CIRCUMSTANCES. THE LIES, THE COVERUPS.. THEY ARE MORE PAINFUL TODAY THAN EVER. I CANT GO TO ANYONE, YOURE ALL GONE NOW.. YOUR DAY WAS 6 YEARS 363 DAYS AFTER MOMS.... THAT IN ITSELF MORE DIFFICULT THAN I KNEW AS A CHILD. LOL, THE HOLIDAYS, I HAD 5 WITH YOU.. I WAS 4 WHEN YOU LEFT, AND 13 WHEN YOU DIED. THAT DIDNT LEAVE A WHOLE LOT FOR ME BUT QUESTIONS. YOU LEFT A MIGHTY BIG HOLE HERE DAD. HOW DO I MAKE AMENDS TO THE DEAD? I HAVENT ANY PICS RIGHT NOW TO POST, OR TO GAZE UPON IN MYYYYYY TIME OF NEED. FAMILY GUARDS THEM WITHOUT A THOUGHT AS TO WHO THE VICTIM OF THE LIES TRUELY ARE. HAD I KNOWN YOU WERE INDEED A GOOD M
Almost Lover
Your fingertips across my skin The palm trees swaying in the wind Images You sang me Spanish lullabies The sweetest sadness in your eyes Clever trick I never want to see you unhappy I thought you'd want the same for me Goodbye, my almost lover Goodbye, my hopeless dream I'm trying not to think about you Can't you just let me be? So long, my luckless romance My back is turned on you I should've known you'd bring me heartache Almost lovers always do We walked along a crowded street You took my hand and danced with me Images And when you left you kissed my lips You told me you'd never ever forget these images, no I never want to see you unhappy I thought you'd want the same for me Goodbye, my almost lover Goodbye, my hopeless dream I'm trying not to think about you Can't you just let me be? So long, my luckless romance My back is turned on you I should've known you'd bring me heartache Almost lovers always do I cannot go to the ocean I canno
Confused But Not Confused That Is The Question
Tonight I had an email that my daughter hated me and this and that and only words I know she doesn't even know it's was her grandma who told her to say these hurtful things to me and then just now at almost 4 am this morning she says to me hey is for horses and she loves me....now I know my daughter is really getting programmed to say things about all with going on. I love my baby girl who means the world to me but my mom her grandma wants one thing, she wants me to divorce my husband and live with her and she thinks I'm going to have everything and money if I do that (HA HA HA) and all I don't work because I can't work I have a disability that prevents me from working. My mom thinks all men a trash and no good expect my daughter's daddy who isn't really a man and every body who knew him says the same thing . yeah I would have fought for her but my mom threatens that I'll never have my daughter with me again ever she keeps saying that my daughter is mess up when she was living with me.
Liberation Of Paris
Liberation Of Paris The Liberation of Paris (also known as Battle for Paris) took place during World War II from 19 August 1944 until the surrender of the occupying German garrison on the 25th. The capital of France had been administered by Nazi Germany since the Second Compiègne armistice in June 1940, when the Vichy puppet regime was established with its capital maintained in the central commune of Vichy. The liberation was an uprising staged by the French Resistance against the German Paris garrison. On 24 and 25 August, the FFI resistants received backup from the Free French Army of Liberation and the uprising evolved to urban warfare with the use of barricades, submachine guns, and tanks firing against Nazi and Milice snipers until the German surrender on 25 August. This battle marked the end of Operation Overlord, the successful liberation of France by the Allies, the restoration of the French Republic and the exile of the Vichy government moving to Sigmaringen in German
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Daily Christian Wisdom The soul is a muscle, and it needs to be exercised a little every day. Say a morning prayer just to say something. -Catherine Hicks
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Today's Quote When a person doesn't have gratitude, something is missing in his or her humanity. A person can almost be defined by his or her attitude toward gratitude. -Elie Wiesel
A Right To Drive
Thank GOD, the NY governor decided to drop the whole driver's license for illegal immigrants issue. I really had to wonder what he was smoking to come up with that. We can't control the flow of illegals coming into the country, so give them a license to drive so that they can be tracked? Simplistically that does make sense, but since when is anything that simplistic AND doable?
Now A Few Schriptures Of Gods Word....
1 Corinthians 6 ; verse 1;dare any of you having a matter against another , go to law before the unjust. and not before the saints ? 2 ; do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you , are ye unworthy to judge the smallest of amtters. 3 ; No ye not that we shall judge angels ? how many much more things that pretain to this life? 4 ; If ye have judgements of things pretaining to this life , set them to judge who are least esteemed in the church. 5 ; I speak to your shame . It ,s so that ther is not a wise man among you ? not not one that shall be able to judge between his brethren? 6 ; But brother goeth to law with brother,and that before the unbelievers? 7 ; Now therefore the is a uttery a fault among you,because ye go to law with one another.Why do ye not rather take rong / why do ye not rather suffer yourselves to be defrauded.? 8 ; Ne , ye do wrong , and defrauded , and that your brethren. 9 ; know that the unrighteous
History And It Repeating Itself
This was my x i had been with for 4 years N I did love her but she had cheated on me and well she said i cheated on her but in my eyes i was token advantage of... and it had happend in the third year of beeing with her and thats when i had found out she had cheated on me with someone else and broke up with me for a month to have sex with someone else and i went back out with her then she just left me in my home town and ditched me with my parents... any way here are some more websites i have made about my life injoy the music videos http://www.geocities.com/spikes_dark_moonlight this one doesnt have any music videos but it has pictures and a song... Memorys thats all this is... http://bedomain.tripod.com/pictures/index.html
Bored
Take this survey 1. If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say? LMFAO 2. Do you trust all of your friends? yeap 3. Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love? YES 4. Do you believe that everything happens for a reason? yes sir 5. Can you make a dollar in change right now? yeap 6. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor? none of them 7. Are you afraid of falling in love? nah 9. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times? yes 10. Whats your most favorite scar? all my scars are war wounds 11. When was the last time you flew in a plane? 2002 12. What did the last text message you sent say? GOOD MORNING 13. What features do you find most attractive in the preferred sex? SMILE, PERSONALITY 14. Fill in the blank. I love: hip hop 15. What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future? to get rich!! 16. If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extended time wh
My Immortal
; Im so tired of being here Suppressed by all my childish fears And if you have to leave I wish that you would just leave cause your presence still lingers here And it wont leave me alone These wounds wont seem to heal This pain is just too real Theres just too much that time cannot erase [chorus:] When you cried Id wipe away all of your tears When youd scream Id fight away all of your fears I held your hand through all of these years But you still have All of me You used to captivate me By your resonating life Now Im bound by the life you left behind Your face it haunts My once pleasant dreams Your voice it chased away All the sanity in me These wounds wont seem to heal This pain is just too real Theres just too much that time cannot erase [chorus] Ive tried so hard to tell myself that youre gone But though youre still with me Ive been alone all along
Can't Help But Wait!
I can't help but wait Ohh uh Can't help but wait I see you, you with him He ain’t right but you don’t trip You stand by while he lies then turn right round and forgive I can’t take to see your face With those tears runnin down your cheeks But what can I do I gotta stay true Cause deep down I’m still a G And I don’t want to come between you and your man Even though I know I treat you better than he can Girl I can’t help but wait Till you get back with him it don’t change Can’t help but wait Till you see that with me it ain’t the same Can’t help but wait Till you see you for what you really are Baby girl you are a star And I can’t help but wait It aint fresh to just let him call the shots You’re a queen you should be Gettin all that someone’s got You should be rockin the latest in purses bracelets and watches You’re worth much more than that occasional "I love you, I’m thinking of you" And I don’t wanna come between you
Club Fantasia
Hey yall come ob buy to the hotest club on fubar club fantasia and party swn with us hell bring your friends to! ANd have your firends bring thare friends.
This Country Has Been Screwed Royally
U.S. high court blocks execution of Florida man Thu Nov 15, 3:45 PM ET http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071115/us_nm/usa_execution_dc The U.S. Supreme Court blocked the execution of a convicted child-killer in Florida on Thursday, the latest reprieve in a death penalty case since the justices agreed to rule on the lethal injection method. A federal appeals court earlier in the day had reversed a lower court ruling and said the 6 p.m. execution by lethal injection of Mark Dean Schwab could proceed. The appeals court said the Supreme Court decision to consider the legality of lethal injection did not amount to a change in the law. Schwab's lawyers had asked to stop the execution until the high court rules on whether the commonly used lethal injection method constitutes cruel and unusual punishment. On September 25, the Supreme Court agreed to decide a challenge to the three-chemical cocktail used under lethal injection procedures in Kentucky, procedures similar to those
Drinks Show Your Personality
I guess you could take this two ways..........keep your favorite drink or change to go with a new personality! Drinks Show Your Personality Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU! Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink......
Muddy Waters - Baby Please Don't Go
Who Needs Some
For The First ten People To Comment And Rate All Of Thrumyeyes07's Pics I Will Give 10K And She Will Give 20K Thats 30K FU-Bucks For Something Real Easy And For One Of You It Can Be 40K B/C The First One To Comment And Rate All Hers Comment And Rate All Mine I Will Give You 20 Plus Her 20 Get To Rating And Commenting!!!!
Top Free All The Way
Swedish women shed bikini tops in pool campaign Tue Nov 13, 5:09 PM ET Decades after some women cast aside their bras as an act of feminist radicalism, a group of Swedish women have launched a campaign to go topless in local swimming pools. The Bara Brost (Bare Breast) campaign began two months ago in the south of the country, one of the campaigners, Astrid Hellroth, told AFP. Already about 50 women supported the campaign, she said, and a vanguard of 15 women had started direct action, swimming topless in local pools. "Our aim is to start a debate about the unwritten social and cultural rules that sexualize and discriminate against the female body," said Hellroth, a 21-year-old student. They also had a blog, she added: barabrost.blogg.se. Their site links to a Canadian sister organisation, the Topfree Equal Rights Association. "It's important that women have the same rights as men," said another campaigner, 22-year-old Ragnhild Karlsson. "When you say we are m
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guesses im an ugly bitch again and no friends want to talk nightttttttttt
I Didn't Need This!
Mortgage Company sent me a letter.. my payment is going up almost $150 a month. Taxes go up and then so do the payments... but $150 a MONTH? They didn't go up THAT much. I suppose it could be worse. There was a mortgage place around here that ripped off their clients. I suppose they were just an in bween thing, taking payments and sending them in. They declared bankruptcy...most payments clients had sent in were never applied to their accounts for a few months. The owner of he company just took the money and kept it. There was even one couple that had paid off their mortgage last year with an inheritance... and the company took the money and never paid off the mortgage. All those people are responsible for the money that was never sent in. Its supposed to be like $3 million in payments they stole. I guess I can be glad thats not who I deal with and be happy with paying an extra $150 a month. Maybe I need a roommate lol.
Bible..
last night i saw a bible and wanted it and was going to put it back cuz i thought well i got about 3 or 4 of them..but for some reason i couldn't put it back ..something just told me to buy it.. i'm starting to wonder if maybe i need to be back in church or not?
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another fri night alone and uglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
A Christmas Carol-the Last Of The Three~
The Phantom slowly, gravely, silently approached. When it came, Scrooge bent down upon his knee; for in the very air through which this Spirit moved it seemed to scatter gloom and mystery. It was shrouded in a deep black garment, which concealed its head, its face, its form, and left nothing of it visible save one outstretched hand. But for this it would have been difficult to detach its figure from the night, and separate it from the darkness by which it was surrounded. He felt that it was tall and stately when it came beside him, and that its mysterious presence filled him with a solemn dread. He knew no more, for the Spirit neither spoke nor moved. `I am in the presence of the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come.' said Scrooge. The Spirit answered not, but pointed onward with its hand. `You are about to show me shadows of the things that have not happened, but will happen in the time before us,' Scrooge pursued. `Is that so, Spirit.' The upper portion of the garment was
22 Years...jesus
o, if you know me at all you know that my family tree is a bit confusing. Brothers are cousins, I'm adopted..yadda yadda. I'm not going to go in to detail about it all on here because quite frankly, you would still be confused afterwards. So here is the simple version: I have an older brother named Shawn, a twin brother named Shane, and a little brother named Joey. I was adopted, and due to some weird timing on the part of my family and thier relationships, Joey is technically my brother/cousin, and the one out of the other 3 that I keep in contact with on a frequent basis. When I was 8, the four of us spent the summer at my mother's house. It was the last summer I would have contact with Shawn or Shane, as Shawn left with our mom to PA, and Shane headed off to TN with our sperm donor. Joey still lives in Mo and we talk often, but until tonight, I hadn't spoken to or seen Shawn or Shane since that Summer, 22 years ago. Now for some of you reading this, you know how much effort
Tragic Love
By: Andrea Lynn Christine written Aug 8th 1999 Tragic Love Love is tragic, very unpredictable. You never know what will happen. First there is a special someone in your life. The next thing you know your all alone. There is a person for eveyone. Sometimes it is hard to find. Sometimes we just don't wanna look for it. Because we are afraid of that.... TRAGIC LOVE! Dedicated to- Joey Lee Pierce
A Dream
By: Andrea Lynn Christine written summer of 2000 A Dream Everytime I look into your eyes I see my future with you. I see love and passion waiting to happen. I think of you holding me in your arms. I wish day after day that you were mine. I cry night after night for all the pain I feel. I do not know if we will ever be. I feel so lost when I am not with you. If I ever have a chance with you, I may never know. It would be like a dream come true. But thats exactly it, just A Dream. I really don't know what love is yet. I would like to learn, so I could give my love to you. Dedicated to- Nicholas Christopher Angelo Lombardo (the 3rd)
The Guy For
By: Andrea Lynn Christine written in the beginning of 2001 The Guy for Me We started out just as friends, thats all I thought it was ever gonna be. But when you gave me the time of day, I thought to myself why me. I wished upon a star one night, I asked the heavens for Mr. Right. When you came into my life, they all to me your not my Mr Right. But he was the perfect guy for me, and he always will be. Dedicated to- Nicholas Christopher Lombardo (the 3rd)
Friends Help
I was wondering is there a guideline for friends behavior anywhere? Maybe I just need to update my profile to state I will friend you for the points then delete me in 2 weeks. Been a few weeks and I still only see activity from 4 or 5 friends. I guess thats why they have top five friends option? Just need to know expectations I guess. Thank you for your support!!
Saturday Stuff
David isn't here this weekend so its kind of boring. Without him yelling to his friends on xbox live it is quite quiet! So.. I'm being domestic lol. I am cleaning and doing laundry. Fun fun fun. Tried to call Gateway about my laptop not working. The phone was no help. So I tried the live chat on their website. The first guy was clueless and suggested a system restore. All I wanted was where do I send it for repair. He insisted there was not a hardware problem. Lets see... moving it makes it start up and shut down. What in the operating system would cause that? of course the full restore did nothing to help. So I contacted them again and I have to call Monday to fid out where to send it. I'm put of Mountain Dew so I better go get some before I go through withdrawl lol. Thinking Pluto might get a bath today too. I ought to end this with something positive. My best friend called this morning and that always starts my day off with a smile :)
Book Review: Never Again (2006)
Plot: John Ashcroft tells of his life and times as he served as US Pres. GW Bus (R-TX)'s first attorney general. Likes: He goes into great detail in explaining his feelings and thoughts as history unfolds around him.; He explains the reasons why he and Pres. Bush acted during the events of Sept. 11th, 2001. Dislikes: He speaks little of his life before and after his political career. Out of four stars, I give it three stars. The reader learns a lot about JA and his time with Pres. Bush but little about him directly.
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and the best fubar message award goes to my good friend Dan,hes so sweet *muah* xoxo [and hes sexy] haha
Psrt One
A here's part of the story; I woke up very hungry this morning; I felt like i could eat a buffalo. All around me the dust was rising and i herd the buzzing of the flies on a body. I turned over carefully to see that Charlie died last night, he was very frail. The cooks took the body to the kitchen and i knew it was going to be a rich soup day; my mouth was some what watering. I herd the alarm go off waking the rest of us up. I stood up and helped Danny who was next to me. We walked out of the box we called the oven outside which was a much cooler. Danny looked at me and we both prayed that our owner would sell some off us off today or we won’t survive. The dust picked up and i could tell it was a fleet of trucks coming. I look at my trainer who was tearing up he said Scamp he was smart and sold our contracts. I shrugged my shoulders knowing where my trainer goes i go because of his binding contract, which stated he was sold to me for wages but could be sold back for pay
Thank God The Day's Over
My feet feel like they're going to fall off...or maybe that's just wishful thinking. -_-; Gyah! Checkout line ups to the back of the store. 45 minutes waits in line. O.M.G. There were the regular 8 tills open...plus they set up two extra...so, all in all, there were ten tills total. (Hehe...alliteration is fun...) And still the lines were crazy insane madness. @.@ My back hurts, my feet hurt, my freakin' FACE hurts (smiling all day...whoever said that it takes more effort to frown than smile obviously didn't work checkouts on opening day at Giant Tiger for 12 1/2 hours straight, smiling every freakin' minute of it). -_-; I'm seriously grumpy. I just want to go to bed. But...my "room mate" is out and about, socializing with the other two gals from P.A. in their room...and if she forgot her key, then she'll have to knock to be let back in...which means if I'm sleeping, there's goes my night. Then again...the way I'm feeling...I'd probably go right back to sleep. :-P
I Dont Want To Feel This Way Any More
Forgiveness... Tonight was a very big learning experience. I have come to understand that people are who they are. What you percieve is something that you could never truely understand unless you have seen the other side of the leaf. But that doesnt make you feel any differant. Doesnt make you see any clearer. And certainly it will give you a new page to a book that you thought you had finished. Forgiving someone for hurting you is the first step in many. They are slow. They are painful and they are very dificult. Forgiving yourself should be harder but should pay big. Asking for forgiveness should be the one thing that makes your heart race and makes you feel like throwing up. make your hands shake and make your head spin. Asking for forgivness is the first step in admitting that you have done something to someone that made them feel just the same. Getting it should make you feel clean and right in only that you have taken your first step in getting back on the pat
If I Died Tonight
If i died tonight, and you would never get a chance to see me again. [be honest] 01. What are 5 things you would want me to know before I died? 1] 2] 3] 4] 5] 02. What would 5 questions be that you have been wanting to ask me? 1] 2] 3] 4] 5] 03. If I died, would you come to my funeral? 04. If I died, would you cry? 05. If I died, would you forget me eventually? 06. If I died, what would be going through your head? 07. Would you tell me you loved me before I died? 08. Would you mean it? 09. If I died, would you regret anything you said to me? 10. If I died, would you be wishing you told me something that you haven't already told me? 11. If I died, what would be your last memory of me? 12. If I died, what would you remember me by? 13. If I died tonight...is there anything that you regret doing to me...if so what? 14. If I died tonight, I would want to know your t
Random Stuff
I am finished moving into my new house. It is down the road from where I used to live. About a mile in fact. It is a two story with upstairs balcony and downstairs porch. It was constructed sometime in the 1920's. It features 1700 square feet of heated living space and two acres of wooded land. There is hardly anything around for that it is in a very rural area. My Great Danes are asleep and I am downloading some music. I have been busting my ass all week through moving furniture, painting, pressure washing and still maintaining a private school campus. My back hurts and it is quite cold outside. I am still looking forward to rain, massive amounts of rain, actually. This is due to the fact that my area of the far North Georgia mountains are in a level four drought. I use well water and it is down to only about 12 feet with the backup being 6. I got my new fix-up. I got my fix-up yesterday. It is a 1977 Ford F-150 Custom with a 300ci I-6 4.9L engine with four wheel drive and four
Well I've Reached My Daily Limits
WEll I've done it again grrrr! I hate limits ! ty everyone for sending me love and rates ! My swetie is sound asleep and i'm wired as all get out! time for another drink let's get wasted and wrestle nakid!
Texans Answer This....
Hey all you texan 4 wheelers, got a question for you..... WHY DO you come up alongside 80,000 Labs. of steel and just sit there??? Did they not teach you how to PASS in Driving School??? Do you realize how close your coming to being put in the ditch for doing STUPID shit like that? You seem to think it's funny, we think your just a FUCKING IDIOT!!!! And another thing you Texans seem to take enjoyment in doing.... Passing, then Slowing down, making us start to pass you again, and then Speeding up. Another Really STUPID thing to do. Come on people, wake up. You really have no idea who your Fucking with out there these days.
Vote Huckabee!!
That's my guy in 2008:
Support Our Troops, Write Your Legislators.
While I love talking politics, and I vote in EVERY election, national or local, I seldom find myself so furious that I try to advocate others to write their legislators on the Federal level over something I see in the news. http://www.cnn.com/2007/HEALTH/11/15/wounded.marine/index.html This is an outrage. Whether or not your support the war, I think we can agree the men and women who serve our country deserve the best of care when injured in the line of duty. The incompetence of the President and our Congress in providing millions of dollars in pork-barrel spending for naming highways after Congressional leaders or building bridges to nowhere in comparison to the lack of funding, effort, or even care of our vetrans is inexcusable. Look your your Senator and Representative, and ask them to stop wasting money on needless project, and give our troops the dignity and respect they deserve. US Senate: http://www.senate.gov/general/contact_information/senators_cfm.cfm US
Everyone Is So Sweet
Hey Everyone, I only been on this site for about an hour, still trying to figure out everything. Thank you so much for all the sweet comments. XoXo Kisses
Only You
I take your hand in mine Sat you right beside me Under the big tree we used to make love Staring in your eyes I whispered in your ears You are the love I prayed for God to be mine In your eyes I see the love that captivated me the first time you stared into you eyes In your smile I see the love that devoured my heart when you first smile lit up my soul In your voice I hear the gentleness that soften my depressed heart Pull me closer to the love I crave In your hands I feel the beauty of life that I thought have abandoned me a long time ago In your kiss My body melts when your lips touches mine warming every corner of my soul In your heart, I found a place for me to reside in happiness holding my soul forever in peace Under the shadows of the tree I gave you my word I will spend every waking and sleeping moments with you My heart will never fades and as each day goes by it grows stronger In my life there is always you My
The Last Moment
Walk with me, Hold my hands, Let us walk through the woods, The place that we used to walk Hand in hand With smiles in our faces Walk with me, Hold me close, Let us walk to the old coffee place, Where we used to have our morning coffee Gazing into each other's eyes With happiness in them Walk with me, Cherish my love for you This might be the last moment I will be walking with you My time have arrived, And its time to go I know you will miss me, But the Lord needs me now. I will be up there watching you, Waiting for you When the time comes, When The lord reaches out his hands for you, We will be reunited again. Trust me, my love, Forever inside, I wont' forget you.
Sadness
Standing there with a heavy heart, I stared at the grave in front of me. The surrounding air filled with sorrow. I bow my head down, Staring at the faded greens, Crying silently in my heart, Griefing with pain, as I looked down. Lying infront were the stones of men, Sacrificing their lives for what they believe, Doing what they do best, Giving in everything they have What they do is known to them We might never understand it How do we see it, Doesnt matter, As long as they see what they do is right, Following their heart as they go. Thou life has left And no longer present, But memories stays, With every other things they left behind, Keeping our hearts in one.
A Lost Love
You make me strong, You gives me strength, You dry my tears, You take the sadness away, Knowing you were the start of a beautiful memory, Losing you ends a part of me. A part of me goes with you, Wherever you are, A part of you will always be with me, Wherever I am, I placed my heart when you lies, You brought my love to the grave, where you keep it there in your heart forever, I will do the same for you, You will always be a part of me, A love that I will cherish always
A New Start
I walked through the many faces of people, Looking into their eyes, I see the sorrow,pain and sadness I walked through the quiet pathways, Kids' voices lost in the wind, The street covered with darkness Emptiness felt in each steps I fight for what I believe, To offer all I have I fight for the those needed, Giving them the peace they deserved Sacrifices I made, I asked for no returns, Filled with peace and love, I lived for them, I fight for them, In the sand seeking a new start for them
Can I Hear You Now
yes i can now that my hearing is back since i lost it on friday at the ozzy osbourne rob zombie concert
If You Wanna See Send Me A Private Message!
So there's some new pictures uploaded but only those in my family can veiw them. So if you want to see, just send me a private message and I'll make you a part of the family! xoxo--G
Midnite
I'm laying here close to midnight looking out my window at the stars my thoughts as they always do drifting off to be with you wondering. i'm laying here close to midnight the cold seeping through the window the shadows playing tag with eachother only wanting to know if someday we will play midnight games together thinking. i'm laying here close to midnight wanting to be there always wanting always waiting wishing. i'm standing here close to midnight gazing up not at stars watching no shadows still wanting nolonger waiting laughing. i'm hiding here close to midnight watching you trying to find me laughing silently knowing. we will be kissing here close to midnight seeing the glowing stars our breath white puffs in the cold air watching the shadows playing their midnight tag
Playtime
...Stay... ...So we can play... ...All day... ...And all night... ...Please don't fight... ...My love center's so tight... ...Aching for you... ...Let's try something new... ...I'll keep on my shoes... ...Crawl on hands and knees... ...Twist you up in the sheets... ...Leave you no breath, just a wheeze... ...You must... ...Trust... ...In this lust... ...Let's make our own show... ...Get the camera, a video... ...Don't hold back, let it all go... ...Suck on my heels... ...Make me squeal... ...Devour me as if I'm your last meal... ...Baby... ...Tell me... ...What you need... ...Wanna bite at my lips?... ...Want me to crack the whip?... ...How bout my juices, want a sip?... ...Lemme give you a tip... ...Lay your tongue softly on my clit... ...Wiggle it just a little bit... ...Feel my back arch?... ...My mouth's dry and parched... ...Soon the explosions start... ...Makes my insides burn... ...Next it's your turn... ...Think you can handle me?... ...Oh t
All My Life Off Solo Album
All My Life There’s been an awful lot of talk these days about the damage that’s been done and all the things that I say. I stand tall and accept the blame, if it’ll make it any easier to walk away (from us). I never tried to bring out any pain but the situation doesn’t seem to lead to gain, So how do I compromise when I see the degradation that’s inside your eyes? But you don’t even know my name. I’ve waited all my life to find a way to stop you as you’re walking by, But you never saw the signs shouting out for you to not leave me behind. I never shied away from the light, I’ve never been the kind of person to avoid a fight, So why won’t you realise there’s a reason I’m continuing to fantasise (about us)? I think about you every day, it’s the only thing that seems to melt the pain away, So why can’t you realise there’s a feeling that I feel when I look in your eyes? But you don’t even know my name. I’ve waited all my life to find a way to stop you as you’re walking
Secure Off Solo Album
Secure We rewind, you hesitate the need to cross the line as I find everything is dense inside your mind. Left behind, running late and stuck inside a bind, don’t be blind, I think you know your methods are so unkind, and I need your kind. Over time I let you see the things I try to hide; read the signs, I think you know you’re really not that blind. We rewind, going over things inside my mind, will you find I think you know your methods are so unkind, and I need your kind. I feel safe in your arms, in your eyes I seem so pure; what I am, what I trust, you just make me feel secure. We’ve both been here before, so let’s settle the score, we know that there’s just no reason to subtract some more. Let’s open the door and see what’s in store, I still don’t think your methods are that kind, and I need your kind. I feel safe in your arms, in your eyes I seem so pure; what I am, what I trust, you just make me feel secure.
Can You Handle It?
Its a rainy stormy day and your in your studio making some music. I am making a road trip and decide to stop by your place. U don't know I'm coming and I want to surprise you. I'm wearing a raincoat and decide to stop by the local victorias secret and pick up something special. I change into a lace babydoll in the car and put the raincoat back on. I drive to your place and see the lights on. I knock a few times but you are in your zone and don't hear. I try the door handle and to my surprise its open...as if you were waiting for me 2 arrive. I creep in the house and slowly shut the door and lock it. I hear you downstairs and the music you are trying to create. I smile knowing that the music will only get better once my raincoat is off and I'm in your arms. I slowly make my way downstairs, letting the music be my guide. I enter the room and ur back is to me. I smile as I see ur eyes r closed and ur tuned into the beautiful notes floating across the room from your keyboard. I only hope y
No One
Fuck that not anymore... never again... will anyone see the side me of the is stupid and weak i feel for you... and u turn me way i am so sick of opening myself up to anyone i am not even broken havent even been put back together even if i wasnt im not giving u that satisfaction how can i let u go when ur the only one who comes back... i gave you all of me you threw me away thats okay! it was my fault i am the stupid one for ever thinking anyone could ever want me... my soul is empty....
Children
You spend years trying to get them off the ground. You run with them until you are both breathless. They crash ... they hit the roof ... you patch, comfort and assure them that someday they will fly. Finally, they are airborne. They need more string, and you keep letting it out. They tug, and with each twist of the twine, there is sadness that goes with joy. The kite becomes more distant, and you know it won't be long before that beautiful creature will snap the lifeline that binds you together and will soar as meant to soar ... free and alone. Only then do you know that you have done your job.
Keeping My Nose Clean
Well, it's been 3 months since I started at my job, and I'm still going every day, still having a good time (i have minor frustrations, however they aren't enough to keep me from truly enjoying my job). My place is almost set up so I can take pictures. It is a great little apartment, and I have already found solice in the small contours of the red and black painted walls. My belongings were moved in last weekend, and I havent been feeling too great all week, so they have been sort of sitting there, on my floor, looking at me. So here's an update on my Dark Knight. Petr is EVIL, and my sister called him 'creepy" which both him and myself took as a compliment, but I see him as beautiful, loving, affectionate, fun, playful, intelligent, spontanious, deep, and very much in tune with me on every single level. I never thought I would find the one who I could truly communicate with on every level. Many MANY months before we realized where things were to go with us, he handed the tools to enli
Is It Real?
As I sit there, thinking, someone comes towards me and grabs my hand. Frightened, I jerk back; But he assures me that he is here to help me and love me. He begins to caress my neck, my shoulders, my back; And I give in to his orgasmic touch - And I trust him, though I have only just met him. And I touch him, his soft, silky skin, caressing him. Still sitting there, he wraps his arms around me and holds me for hours on end - And he tells me he cares, something never before heard by this lonely heart. Now, as we lay there on the beach, underneath the stars, his soft, sensuous lips touch mine. And I give myself to him, as we make love beneath the stars. And our hearts, minds, bodies, and souls entwine. He knows my every need, fantasy, desire - And he fulfills and satisfies each one of these as I have only dreamed. Now as we lie there, the sun begins to rise. It is not just a new day, but a new beginning as we plan to spend the rest of our lives
I Deserve
I want a man who's not afraid to show his emotions. Someone who will love me for me. Someone who can handle being apart from me knowing that the separation just makes our love more stronger. Someone I can trust in and not have to worry about what he's doing when I'm not around or who he's doing it with. Someone who knows that I will get jealous but that the jealousy is just my way of showing that I love and care for him way too much and that he won't use that jealousy as an avenue to go flirt more or lay with other women. I just want someone who only wants me in their life and is proud to have me there by his side everyday. I don't love quickly and I don't give too many chances, but I also protect my heart from gettin hurt over and over again. Why can't I find this man that I want? It's a shame that I had to give up on finding him because all I am finding are men who are confused about what they want or think that I am another dumb woman like the rest of the ones they fuck with...think
Guitar
His lips so sweet. His fingers, callused and strong. The Musician wants to play. I am his guitar. He plays me. He kisses my neck. Moving down, Just like the frets. He runs his fingers, down. Caressing my smooth body. He grabs me, And holds me close to his body. He kisses me, Moving down my body. Running his tongue, softly down me, Just like strings on his guitar. His hand moves down my body. Reaching the end of the my strings. He flicks my clit, and rubs it. Just like he is plucking the strings. I am his instrument. I can feel his cock start to grow. The music coming from my mouth, Making him want to play me more. The melody speeds up. He surprises me, and pulls out another instrument. Like a flute, Long, hard, and strong. I am a musician too. I put my lips around his cock, And really start to blow. I can hear him moan, oh yes! I play him really hard. So much music being made, We both want so much more. We move from slow rock and jaz
When Doing Your Christmas Cards This Year
When doing your Christmas cards this year, take one card and send it to this address. If we pass this on and everyone sends one card, think of how many cards these wonderful special people who have sacrificed so much would get. A Great Idea!!! When you are making out your Christmas card list this year, please include the following: A Recovering American Soldier c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center 6900 Georgia Avenue,NW Washington,D.C. 20307-5001 If you approve of the idea, please pass it on to your e-mail list.
To Make A Woman Happy
TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY Body: How to Make a Woman Happy It's not difficult to Make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined
Naughty Application
Naughty Application Body: REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14.Condom or skin? 15.Have sex on the first date? 16.Would you kiss me during sex? 17.Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Would you use me as a booty call? 19.Can I use you as a booty call? 20.Can we take pictures of the act? 21.How long would we have sex? 22.Would you tell your friends about me? 29.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO Y
Golden Compass
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Today's Quote Every blade of grass has an angel that bends over it and whispers, "Grow! Grow!" -The Talmud
20 Nov 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Tuesday, November 20: Once again your Judy Garland impression gets you tossed out of a nightclub. When are you gonna learn that no one wants to hear 'Somewhere over the Rainbow' mangled as only you can do?
Denied A Bank Account?
Looking For A New Computer?
Are You Ready For That Dreamhouse You Wanted?
Your Grace
when I think of you my dismal world melts away all my troubles and fear dissolve rapidly in your love these days have seen me weak body broken, again mind broken, again soul broken, again but still you take me. saving me from my otherwise certain death. I have fallen perhaps from your grace? but you still offer me a place in your heart. you are what I desire you are the one true thing I know I can believe.
Hands Of Time
with closed eyes and no growing wings I fell in love with you. flying into that huge valley with heart, with songs and letters. I needed nothing except spirit for my body. all the clocks had two hands. but because I can love, because between I and Love there is no visible bridge, but poetry, I made you into the last prophet of love in this world. I shared with you my cage, my words, my eyes. my only desire was to be heard, my visions needed to be seen by you. yet your axioms didn't see the poet in me. your amalgamations refused the bird in me, addicted to receive your daily care. that is why you are still here capable of giving freedom and love. and why, I, as a weaver of the most beautiful dreams, am still translating you into my native tongue.
No Parent Left Behind
NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud. These are real notes written by parents in an ALABAMA school district. Spellings have been left intact. 1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him. 2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot. 3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33. 4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating. 5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip. 6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. 7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part. 8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins. 9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side. 10. Please excuse ray
!tu, Mi Imposible, Mi Mas Loco Amor! (poem In Spanish)
Tu, mi amor, el amor definitivo mas allá del presente y del pasado. Tu, mi amor, el hombre que más he amado, El único ser por el que sobrevivo. No importa tu desden, tu gesto esquivo Con que me tienes como condenada. Yo se que mi pasión no es un pecado Pues se depura cuando mas la vivo. Quizás estoy maldita por la suerte y es ya muy tarde para poseerte. Pero el sueño esta noble y seductor Que te sigo esperando todavía, siempre mas tuya sin saberte mió. !Tu, mi imposible, mi mas loco amor!
Pleasure
INHALING THE AIR THAT SURROUNDS YOU HOLDING MY BREATH TO LISTEN FOR YOU CATCHING YOUR VOICE IN MIDAIR. BEARING UP UNDER MY HANDS ON YOU RUBBING BENEATH MY WARM PALMS ARCHING YOUR BACK TO GET CLOSE TO ME. INVITING YOUR DETERMINED TOUCH PULSING WHEN MY FINGERS SLIDE WITHIN CLUTCHING AT MY WET MUSCLES HARDENING UNDER MY CARESS TREMBLING WITH EACH BRUSH OF MY HAND THROBBING NOW WITH MY STROKES LEANING INTO THE SHELTER OF MY FRAME WANTING ONLY FOR YOU TO TAKE ME THERE. ALLOWED TO GAIN AN END TO THIS CHOKING BACK A GASPING BREATH ENCLOSING YOUR HAND BETWEEN MY THIGHS BITING MY LIP FOR THE PURE PLEASURE IN YOU SHUDDERING AROUND MY FINGERS CRYING FOR THE SHEER JOY OF IT PERMITTED TO REACH MY PLEASURE IN YOU SHUDDERING AROUND MY FINGERS CRYING FOR THE SHEER JOY OF IT PERMITTED TO REACH MY PLEASURE I COME FOR YOUR PLEASURE.
My Dark Lover
:Dark Lover: To Live in Darkness..... From the dark of the night I hear, Your call as you draw near. I open the window and await, The arrival of my dark mate. Yours is the beauty of the night, I'm just a moth trapped by your light. I want you as my dark husband, and for that I gladly sacrifice my life. Into my neck your fangs you sink, And of my blood you deeply drink, As you take what you need to live, Your own blood to me you freely give. When the last human in me does expire, and into darkness I am born Vampire. Children of the night we'll be, You, My love and me. With hunger for the blood we need, Together we will hunt and feed. For our own selfish sake, The life's of innocents we must take. And when in Tomb from daylight we do hide, I will lie contented at your side. and with a shroud used as a cover, I'll lay down with my DARK LOVER.
Im July
JANUARY = SLUT Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. FEBRUARY = ATTITUDE Abstract thoughts. Outg
The Ming
Walls surround me that I have built, One brick at a time. The walls they don't surround my body, They surround my mind. Even tho I put them together, One brick at a time, I don't know how to tear it apart, and ease this worried mind. How can I build something, that can't be taken down? Oh these walls I built, are bringing me, way, way, down. Even if I could take it apart, One brick at a time, How would I react, without, these walls to hide? I've been so long within these walls, What's the use in trying? Yeah, just let me sit on down,,, Yeah, just let me hide. I don't know if I can tear apart these walls, I built, One brick at a time.
Sucks
kuwait sux im in the 101st airborne going to iraq and there is a sand storm anyone else bored as hell
Thanksgiving
Did you know that after the constitution was signed that it was legal to shoot an "American Indian" for no reason on the 4th of July? American Eyes American Eyes View the World Through American Eyes Bury the Past Rob Us Blind Leave Nothing Behind Rage Against the Machine
Song Of The Day 4 My Lady
the kinks " you really got me "
Thanksgiving Freedom
Lauren left for Kansas this morning. And the kids are going to their moms for the weekend... so I am pretty much left to my own devices for the next five days. Scary. Steve may crash at the house. I am thinking of throwing an impromptu party, but we will see. I guess I might be staying in Lubbock a little this week, too. No rules this week. I just have to stay out of too much trouble... ;)
Sexy!!!!!!!!
what do you find sexy???????????????? how about this:
Drunk, Naked Man Causes I-95 Wrecks
OK fellow Fubar members: DO NOT DO THIS!!!!! (or t least keep your clothes on) Nov 21, 11:21 AM (ET) BRANDYWINE HUNDRED, Del. (AP) - A naked, drunk man was arrested after he caused three accidents by running into highway traffic, police said. Two people stopped to try to help 26-year-old Ardonas Gilbert, who was running naked along the southbound lanes of Interstate 95 on Monday night, but he allegedly cursed at them and punched them, Delaware State Police said. Gilbert then ran into traffic, causing three separate accidents as motorists tried to avoid him, police said. No one was seriously injured. Gilbert, of Chester, Pa., was charged with two counts of assault and a single count of being drunk on a highway. He remained in custody Wednesday. Officials of the Court of Common Pleas in New Castle County said he did not yet have an attorney to speak for him.
Waiting Out The Night
I remember the sound of the rain swishing under the tires of Dad's old black and white pickup as we lay on the kapok mattress in the back. He had put a piece of plywood from one side of the truck to the other, bracing it to make a place to make a bed with the kapok mattress and about 6 blankets to keep us warm under the camper shell. Mom held my youngest brother in her lap in the warmer cab of the truck. Peeking through the camper glass into the cab of the truck, I saw Mom gently slide Nate's thumb out of his mouth. At almost two years old, he still needed that, and his mouth worked a little, missing the thumb. I had turned seven not long before that Thanksgiving. As we drove from Oklahoma for our visit home that year, Lisa and Sammy were already sleeping beside me. I turned from the front window to lie back down beside them. I looked out the side glass of the camper at the towns that were passing in the night. The wet November night was only a little chilly, and the blankets weighe
Free Hugsss
Rescuing Hug INSTANTLY, WHEN YOU RECEIVE THIS PAGE, YOU MUST SEND IT TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE, INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT! TO YOU !!! *Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug* *Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug* *Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug* *Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug* *Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug* *Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug* *Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug* *Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug* *Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug* *Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug**Hug* You have just been hugged! So hug everyone you know! Hug your friends, your enemies, everyone! The hug is my favorite sign of affection. It can mean so much, and many things at the same time. It can be a sign of love, friendship, support, caring, comfort or anything. So here you go. All I can say it will do is brighten someone's day. I mean, we all need a hug once in a while. Bless you, your family, & your friends!!! ? ? --------
Happy Thanksgiving
This is the time of the year for all of us to sit back and reflect on our accomplishments of the past 11 months and look back to also see our new friends. If you haven't done so it is a good idea to do it now before it is to late. No, the worlds not going to end, at least I haven't been told that it is. But if you haven't thought of some of the things that you should be thankful for I suggest that you do it tonight. Make a list of the things you are thankful for this year and put it where you can find it next year and do the same thing and then go back and see if there is anything different or anything that you have left out. I can make my list right now. 1) I am thankful that I can wake up and breath for another day. 2). I am thankful for the many blessings that God has given me this year. 3). I am thankful that I am in reasonably good health. 4). I am thankful for my friends in real life and my friends on the internet. They are all very important to me. 5). I am thankful tha
G/f Dinner Time..very Nice
You ever wonder to yourself why you keep doing the same shit every year for the longest time? I kept wondering myself that before I met my girl. Like why do I even bother going to Christmas or Turkey day when my mom doesn't even go. Or my sister is like living with her "fiance" parents? So as much as I would like her to come with me to my aunts. Its really better to just spend it with her. I hope I don't wear my welcome at her mom's place. Its definitely great to be around her. I'm going there tomorrow for thanksgiving.. So I give thanks to meeting her. Thanks for her putting a smile on my face. Thankful for her letting me into her life when a million other guys would love to be with her. Her height, her eyes, her long dark brown curly hair, her smooth lips, and the way she lifts her eyebrow when ..well .. its like those Viagra commercial when they say "when the moment is right"? lol something like that... My dad is still having knee problems. His fluid isn't proper
Downraters.
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A Frog Walks Into A Bank...
A Frog walks into a bank... A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" The bank manager look
Fatherless
Alone in this struggle I'm not meant to survive It'll fit society better if i just died Boom Boom shots were fired off Something just went wrong as the cars pulled off My shirt is covered in red DAMN! I've been shot My past has met my present And my future has been stopped This lyfe could have been prevented But with lack of guidence it was not Dad thanks alot... Men father your sons, Sons father your seeds.
101 Rules Of Hardcore
1) Be tough at all times. 2) Never cheer after a show, only clap. 3) Be open minded in a "punch people" kind of way 4) Only the good hardcore bands have names that are sentences with bad grammar. Boy Hits Car, Boy Sets Fire, Skycamefalling, Boy Sets Car-fire. 5) Ankles are tough so bring your socks down into your shoes so we can see them. 6) Tattoos are tough especially when they are on your calves. See Rule 5 on how to see said tattoo more clearly. 7) Wear your hoody in the mosh pit because sweating like a wild pig makes you look tough. 8) Don't admit you listen to heavy metal. 9) (Exception to rule Only admit you listen to heavy metal if you think it is ironic and you wear 80's cheese metal shirts. 10) Be a non-conformist, just like all your friends. 11) Practice hardcore dancing in front of your mirror and then try them out the next time Atreyu comes to town. 12) A hardcore band is only original if you call it something-core. Example Screamcore, emocore, Screamocore, math
50th Wedding Anniversary!
50th Wedding Anniversary! A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor. "Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one . "Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and didn't have time to get you a gift." "Not to worry," said the father. "The important thing is that we're all together today." Son number two arrived and announced, "You and Mom look great, Dad. I just flew in from Los Angeles between depositions and didn't have time to shop for you." "It's nothing," said the father, "We're glad you were able to come." Just then the daughter arrived, "Hello and happy anniversary! I'm sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing so I didn't have time to get you anything." After they had finished dessert, the father said, "There's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you f
Apology For Bi Lexi
I AM SORRY I DISRESPECTED U, I APOLOGIZE LEASE UNBLOCK ME AND I WILL PERSONALLY APOLOGIZE 2 U.
Once A Friend, Always A Friend.
I have realized that goodbyes will always hurt, pictures never replace being there, memories will bring tears, and words will never replace feelings...I have realized that everything changes as fast as the time, that it can take 5 minutes to make a best friend but 5 months to find out if it's true, I have realized the importance of distance, but the overwhelming comfort of being close, and most importantly I know that no matter what you may think or feel about me, I will always be there for you. Once a friend, Always a friend.
One Of My First Attempts At Song Writting Lol
Bitter Harvest Bitter chil fills the cold embrace of a icy Grave cold and bitter my soul wonders looking for Vengeance Humiliated I can not rest Descrased I cannot forgive Beaten I must repay Murdered I will collect YOUR LIFE IS MINES!!!! Your life blinding deceitful you are lie to Your wife kids soon truth surfaces your world crushed No one to help you now I got you in my sights fill The cold embraced of death my suffering unleashed in brutal exstacy Humiliated I can not rest Descrased I cannot forgive Beaten I must repay Murdered I will collect YOUR LIFE IS MINES!!!!
Score!!
A father said, 'Son, the object of dating is to SCORE! And to do that, you have to give the woman something. So when you pick up your date later, make sure you have some flowers or chocolates to give her. Girls go crazy over that stuff. The more you give, the more you get!' So, the son showed up for his date with flowers AND chocolates. She was very flattered and pleased, and she rewarded him with a long, passionate kiss. She pressed her chest against him and rubbed her fingers through his hair,.... hoping to give him the best kiss that he had ever received. After the kiss, he turned and bolted for the door. 'Oh! I'm sorry,' she said. 'I didn't mean to scare you away.' 'You didn't!' he replied. 'I'm going out to get you some jewelry!'
Twenty Dollars
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time t hey made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of d
Don't Fart In Bed
If this story does not make you cry from laughing so hard, let me know and I will pray for you. This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he could not stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out! Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband
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Off Again.....
Well Good Morning all, and I hope your Turkey Days went Well. Well it's back to work for me. Wow..4 whole days off, I really didn't know how to act, but now it's all over and it's back to the highway and on my way to Laredo, Texas. Will be rolling in there Sunday Afternoon to hang out at the Local T.A truckstop waiting to unload Monday Morning. I might appear here Sunday Afternoon if I can. Maybe see some of you then. :-) Have a Great Week-end!!!!
Settling Down
Well I've think i have giving myself time to think things Over figured it was time for me to Start thinking of Settling Down and Start thinking of a serious realtionship.I've been with my Ex for 9 yrs and we have been apart for bout 5 or 6 months. Last time i have giving myself 1 yr to find a new special someone. and she lasted 9 yrs and 3 wonderful children.kinda hard to put into words exactly what im tring to say and feeling..Not sure if this makes any sence.
Watch Her Tears
Watching her eyes, a little boy asked his mother, 'Why are you crying?' 'Because I'm a woman,' she told him... 'I don't understand,' he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, 'And you never will.' Later the little boy asked his father, 'Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?' 'All women cry for no reason,' was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, 'God, why do women cry so easily?' God said 'When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. I gave her the sensitiv
My Heart
Your Heart Is Red You're a passionate lover - you always have a huge fire in your heart. Too bad it's hard for you to be passionate about just one person! Your flirting style: Outgoing and sexy Your lucky first date: Drinks and dancing Your dream lover: Is both stable and intense What you bring to relationships: Honesty What Color Heart Do You Have?
Getting To Know Me (repost From Icanburs, Xmas Edition)
Welcome to the Christmas edition of getting to know your friends. Okay, here's what you're supposed to do, and try not to be a SCROOGE!!! Just repost this bulletin. But first, change all the answers so that they apply to you. 'Tis the Season to be NICE! 1. Wrapping paper or gift bags? Pretty red and gold wrapping paper 2. Real tree or artificial? both 3. When do you put up the tree? my siter's birthday, Dec 17th 4. When do you take the tree down? New Year's Day 5. Do you like eggnog? no 6. Favorite gift received as a child? Barbie Camper 7. Do you have a nativity scene? yes 8. Hardest person to buy for? Hubs, he has everything 9. Easiest person to buy for? My Mom, she s happy with everything 10. Worst Christmas gift you ever received? 11. Mail or email Christmas cards? mail, it's more personal 12. Favorite Christmas Movie? white Christmas 13. When do you start shopping for Christmas? Shopping? last 2 wks before xmas 14. Have you ever recy
About Me
alright here i go again, i don't know if anyone ever read profile w/e name: cal age:24 location let see i don't know let me get back to you on this one likes: hot babes tattoos dislikes cheaters down rater drama . food: ham burger cheese burger hot dogs drink: water milk juice and soda once in a while zodiac sign : Scorpio I"m here for friends only . drama haters down raters not welcome here . if you don't understand look in my profile. if you still don't understand then ********** off cause i don't have time to explain it to you. and don't want to. I"M 5"7 140ibs black hair average I"M the oldest in the family. oh yea always happy to chat on here or on instant messenger. oh yea friend requeast no blank friend request. instant messenger yes i have it wanna chat just ask me alright. i'll be glad to talk to you. if you got a cam that's even better just kidding.
Holidays Are About Family Not Money Or Gifts
Holidays, to me, are more about being with family and friends. That's how it always has been. This is the first year that I won't be getting anyone anything and they all know that. They understand and don't care. I, personally, don't want anything for my birthday of Christmas and both are coming up quickly. I never really want anything except be with family and friends. I am sick of listening to people I know talk about how they are spending this much money of someone and how they won't have enough to spend on the rest of the people they need to shop for. I went of an the last person who told me this. I mean, I have told each of thos people that it's more about family and friends and not about the gifts or money. The person, whom I went off on, happened to be one of my best friends. She was gonna spend like $300 on her boyfriend. To me, that is unbelievably crazy to begin with, and then she said she didn't have enough for the rest of her family. Then DON'T spend that much on ONE person
For My Friends
YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU... I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I want to know you better! BE HONEST!! COPY FROM HERE THEN SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A MESSAGE THEN, REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BULLETIN. 1.)Q. Can you cook? A. 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? A. 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? A. 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? A. 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? A. 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? A. 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? A. 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? A. 9.)Q. Worst Habit? A. 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? A. 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? A 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? A. 13. )Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? A. 14.)Q. Worst
The Why's Of Men?
The Why's of Men? 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING S * EX? (Because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING S * EX? (They don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (They don't stop to ask for directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (Because their balls fall over their but * t-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (You need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (Dont know.....it never happened) (Cmon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT M
Just About To.....
He makes me smile and makes me happy. I love him so much But then why is it that I feel like I am in a never ending cycle of doubt Woundering if he is staying true Woundering if oneday my dreams will come true I find myself afraid to fully commit and let down the walls but yet I know to be true that I have will always love him Sometimes I sit and think and hope that this time around things wont be completly the same No more lies and no more hidding things behind eachothers back All I want this time around is to know he loves me. To know he wont hide that we are together. I dont want it to be were we are saying hey you cant talk to this person or giving each other guilt trips because they are going out. I dont know maybe I am just asking for too much.
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total dEvAsTaTiOn enough said
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Today's Quote I am too blessed to be stressed! -Anonymous
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Today's Quote Forever on Thanksgiving Day The heart will find the pathway home. -Wilbur D. Nesbit
Today
i just got married to the best woman in the world me and her are very happy together
True Saying
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Deleting Fubar
Im deleting fubar and my account if you wish to stay in touch add me kayla.the_cowgirl thats yahoo of course. Thanks
Give Me Yo Number!!!
Name: Number: Best time to call: text messaging (yes or no) phone service: I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get. If you don't, you will get bad luck for 7 years=]] Repost as: Give me your #
Sign My Guestbook
stop by my page and sign it if possible..muahhhhhhhhhhh to all!!
A Heart Cries
Time stops whispers wake Vision blurs hearts ache Smiles vanish happy dies Anguish lurks when a heart cries Pain rises skin pales Stabbing edges sharpened nails Digging in gouging eyes Body withers when a heart cries. Madness comes darkened mind Sickened boils cancers find Maggots crawl from rotting flies Insane enters when a heart cries Body breaks brittle bones Tight trembles mingled moans Cursing callous cheating lies Death visits when a heart cries No one cares If someone dies No one listens When a heart cries.
Tonight The Night
Tonight the night By Eric Ethan Let touch each other heart and make them bright tonight With passion and feeling to let our hearts beat with red and feel the warmth of ours heart s next to each other. Let’s gives the sweet kiss to send each other to cloud nine tonight And stay on that cloud forever Let reach down each other heart and pull the passion out tonight Let share that one moment of time in passion with a lot of feelings Let me lift you up in the air and make you feel on the top of the world And feel good inside. I hug you like a angel with my wings cover you from harm I give kisses on the neck with full of passion and on the lips to yes Nipple on the ear to make you feel near me tonight Kiss your body to make you feel relax and feel the butterflies inside To make your heart shine like the sun and wake up in the morning with fresh look with smile of happiness that you never feel before TO wake in the morning next to you I see that
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Apology 4 Ambivalent Goddess
i would like to personally apologize to you for all the downrating i gave u. i am sorry.
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Today's Quote Those who want much, are always much in need. -Horace
Cruel Goodbye
Your pain fills me...I feel every tear you shed, Tearing me apart...and filling me with dread. You dont know what to do....what to say to me You don`t know how to tell me...you have to set me free. And I cannot do it for you....cannot let you go, So I pretend it`s just not happening...pretend that I don`t know. Waiting and waiting, as quiet fear.....invades my heart. soon to hear those awful words...."my darling we must part" You had to write a letter...couldn`t face me.... had to hide, It said that you still loved me...that you had never lied, But now we had to realise...it was wrong, we should have known Then you disappeared..... and left me here, to deal with it alone New Graphics Dark Images Top Comments
This Is How I Feel :(
I KEEP MY PAINT BRUSH WITH ME WHEREEVER I GO, IN CASE I NEED TO COVER UP SO THE REAL ME DONT SHOW. IM SO AFRAID OF WHAT YOU"LL DO THAT YOU MIGHT LAUGH OR SAY MEAN THINGS. IM: AFRAID I MIGHT LOSS YOU ID LIKE TO REMOVE ALL MY PAINT COATS TO SHOW YOU THE REAL ME TRUE, BUT I WANT YOU TO TRY AND UNDERSTAND I NEED YOU TO ACCEPT WHAT YOU SEE SO IF YOULL BE PATIENT AND CLOSE YOUR EYES ILL STRIP OFF MY MY COATS REAL SHOW PLEASE UNDERSTAAND HOW MUCH IT HURTS TO LET THE REAL ME SHOW NOW MY COSTS ARE ALL STRIPPED OFF I FEEL NAKED BARE AND COLD, AND IF YOU STILL LOVE ME WITH ALL THAT YOU SEE YOU ARE MY FRIEND, PURE AS GOLD I NEED TO SAVE MY PANT BRUSH,THOUGH AND HOLD IT IN MY HAND I WANT TO KEEP HANDY IN CASE SOMEONE DOESNT UNDERSTAND SO PLEASE PROROTECT ME MY DEAR FRIEND AND THANKS 4 LOVING ME TRUE BUT PLOEASE LET KEEP MY PAINT BRUSHWITH ME UNTIL I LOVE YOU TOO THIS IS FROM CHICKEN SOUP THIS IS HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW
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About Sagis
Sagittarius is idealistic, optimistic, freedom-loving, casual, friendly, buoyant, gregarious, enthusiastic, philosophical, studious, farseeing, direct, outspoken, honest, loyal, restless and loves travel. The Sun is positioned in this ninth sign of the zodiac from November 23 until December 23 each year. The symbol for Sagittarius is the Archer. In Sagittarius the Sun is idealistic and optimistic. Sagittarius is the sign that espouses such high principles as universal love and world peace. As this period of the year is associated with the spirit of giving and good cheer, the Sagittarius personality is recognized for its generosity and expansive demeanor. You are very gregarious, enthusiastic, and open, in all that you do. You have an ability to understand a broad perspective, and to see everything from a total point of view. Your foresight and an ability to visualize the big picture make matters work out well for you most of the time. Always thinking in broad abstract terms, you
Downraters
Im gonna start to post who rates me less than a ten in here Cause I rate no less than a ten unless I get less than a ten then I return the same rate I get
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Love Lost
I think about you often, I think about your eyes. I remember the love, I remember the lies. I think about you often, I think about your touch. I remember the strength, I remember the clutch. I think about you often, I think about your voice. I remember the words, I remember your choice. I think about you often, I think about your disguise. I remember your face, I remember the goodbyes. An Original by Ms. Fay Osayo Rodrigues ~~Your Wildest Dream~~
Only When.....
ONLY WHEN Friendship is a rare jewel that shines, Only when you give it a sunny smile Friendship is a lock that opens, Only when you unlock your true self to it Friendship is a song, which is sung, Only when you know its rhythm Friendship is a dream, which comes true, Only when you believe in it Friendship is a sun, which rises, Only when your heart has set on it Friendship is a throne, on which you can sit, Only when you share your kingdom with it Friendship is a path, which you will find, Only when you know you are lost Friendship is a hand that holds yours, Only when you extend yours Friendship is an album of reminiscences, which you can leaf through, Only when you cherish it Friendship is a lamp, which lights, Only when you know it will assuage your heart Friendship is a lantern, which glows, Only when you need the warmth of it Friendship is a language, which you speak, Only when you know the meaning of it Friendship is a potpourri of feelings, which you ca
Corn Dogs Or Cookies?
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Coming Soon
a movie called "be kind rewind" starring jack black . it looks funny as hell
Politics
Your Politics Are Boring As Fuck by Nadia C. Face it, your politics are boring as fuck. You know it's true. Otherwise, why does everyone cringe when you say the word? Why has attendance at your anarcho-communist theory discussion group meetings fallen to an all-time low? Why has the oppressed proletariat not come to its senses and joined you in your fight for world liberation? Perhaps, after years of struggling to educate them about their victimhood, you have come to blame them for their condition. They must want to be ground under the heel of capitalist imperialism; otherwise, why do they show no interest in your political causes? Why haven't they joined you yet in chaining yourself to mahogany furniture, chanting slogans at carefully planned and orchestrated protests, and frequenting anarchist bookshops? Why haven't they sat down and learned all the terminology necessary for a genuine understanding of the complexities of Marxist economic theory? The truth is, your politi
Some Lowrider History
The artistic legacy of the low rider . With roots in Los Angeles' Chicano community, low rider car culture has grown up. The boys who drove low and slow in the '60s are now middle-aged, middle-class men living in the 'burbs, and what was once subversive is now becoming a mainstream and increasingly commercialized contemporary art form. While low riders sometimes bear the stigma of gang affiliation, they also symbolize ethnic pride and personal artistic expression. From the original low riders, to today's teenagers just starting out, individual car clubs and generations of low riders show uniquely specialized styles and types of cars. From the 1940s pachucos who cruised the boulevard bajito y suavecito (low and slow) to today's kids, who go to "radical car and truck dances," the term "low rider" includes a multitude of forms and styles. Low riding started in the 1940s as a hybrid of California car culture after World War II when cars become a symbol of status and style. Rooted
Starry Night
Scott knew airport security had tightened, but he had not expected he would be required to turn on or take apart every blasted piece of electronics in his carry-on – laptop, dictation recorder, cell phones (both of them), Discman, Palm Pilot... The holstered guards at the Los Angeles airport were pleasant if not friendly, cutting him just a little slack for his attitude. His cooperation included a growl after the 18-hour, teething-baby flight from Auckland, met in the smoggy skies over L.A. by a 40-minute holding pattern, then a connection delayed four hours. Whiskered and as fatigued as he had ever felt, here he was at the front desk of the inn at nearly 2 a.m., hoping beyond hope his secretary has assured his reservation with his American Express. "Mr. Cole, it is a pleasure to see you. We had all but given up hope." Scott sighed, both in relief and exhaustion. "Why thank you... Jenny," he said quietly, taking her name from the brass nameplate pinne
Please Vote 10 For Her
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Rheumatoid Arthritis
I never really do this... blogging... but recently I've learned that my four year old son has been diagnosed with Juvenile Rheumatoid Arthritis... how is someone supposed to react to that? I'm torn from being thrilled because it's not Luppus or Leukemia which is what the docs were originally thinking but I'm also heartbroken that my 4 year old will have to endure this pain for the rest of his life... well maybe I started in the wrong place, a few weeks ago Brad became very ill... 104 temp vomitting muscle and joint pain... then he collapsed at daycare... naturally he was taken to the ER where after some blood tests they noticed that his C Reactive Protein level, it measures protein to show if there's an inflammation or infection somewhere, was 50 times the normal level... after countless blood tests and x rays and CT's and an overnight stay for observation... the doctor's are fairly confident that it's RA... after almost a decade of schooling and a century of experience between four d
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In The End
In the end, we lay the stones. We line them up accordingly Times will come for us to march Beyond the great beyond indeed Night will be the blanket, dear…. And I will be your warming palm I will walk with you on high When we have reached the next new life Next to you, no matter where… Until the end, I swear
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Hidden Away
Aching in the darkness Tears I cannot show Twisting, restless longing For love I've come to know Captive I am held here Smothered deep in fears Layers of deception I've woven through the years Safe, my heart was hidden Never to be broke The role mere fabrication Until true love awoke One who loves me deeply His heart, my hands to hold Will find the need to hide his heart When truth is finally told Love put forth in ernest Crushed and raped by men Caused my souls retreatment These walls I hid within So now the fallen walls Allow my heart free reign But in its freedom pay the price Of causing others pain One has shown true love Stood by my every sadness One has kept a distant stance Unless my face held gladness Logic steers the path Towards staying with the one Who's interest does not falter Despite the lack of fun Logic plays no part in this The science of it lost The heart that I kept hidden Has now to pay the cost Is it best to lo
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Does Your Name Fit You?
You tell me which suits me better. First I shall do my adopted name: D: very good kisser A: Easy to fall in love with V: Not judgmental I: Loves to kiss D: very good kisser Now, my birth name: J: Is really sweet A: Easy to fall in love with M: Has gorgeous eyes E: can kick your ass S: Makes people laugh The Alphabet! A. Easy to fall in love with B: Amazing kisser C: Good kisser D: very good kisser E: can kick your ass F: Loves people G: Loves to laugh and smile H: Frickin hott I: Loves to kiss J: Is really sweet K: Crazy L: very good kisser M: Has gorgeous eyes N: hotttttttttttttttttt! O: Has a nice ass P: popular with all sorts of people Q: A animal lover R: Has one of the best personalities ever S: Makes people laugh T. Easy to fall in love with U: Has a Smile to die for V : Not judgmental W: Very broad minded X: Never let people tell you what to do Y: Can be funny and dumb at the same time Z: Loved by everyone REPOST WITH D
Darkness
My eyes darken over time My soul loses hope Life becomes so trival Struggles inside overwhelm Harder it becomes To even care Would it...even matter Confussion and doubt Swirl around in my mind Like a dark foggy night Unable to see What use to be so clear So is this what they call living Or are we merely just excisting
Daniel
As i sit here in my room Images race through my head Of that faithful November day Walking home from school that day I quickly realize i would never be the same And as i came upon his limp body I realize my friend, had kept his word 14yrs of living doesnt prepare you for this Anger inside because he is what i miss Pain i feel is all cause of me He was hurting why couldnt i see Changed me forever The way i think and feel In that split second He flipped my world Things that i thoguht would be Were just a mirage of smoke My vision has brcome a blur And my body numb Rage runs through my veins Where love was long ago My soul needs time to mend As i say goodby to a dear friend
Oy Vey
i just received a letter in the mail from my former monster-in-law.. (hope you don't mind i stole your metaphor angelsissy LOL) wow.. the woman will stop at nothing to get a rise out of me. it will be sent back to her unopened of course. well now you're asking, how did i know it was from her?? not only did the postmark give her away, plus the fact that she didn't put her return address on it (eyeroll) the woman still spells my name wrong (after 20+ years she still can't get it right) gotta give her credit though, she's finally standing up for her son after all this time. attagirl.. yeah.. whatever.
Pissed Of 2
I'm still pissed off and angry beyond anything I could imagine. A lot of that anger is toward my X wife, and the courts system that seems to only work one way, but most of all to myself. I was the one dumb enough to allow my X wife to take her when her father was sick back to Kansas on nothing but her word. The bitch had lied to me so many other times cheated on me with my little brother and a close friend. Some how I thought I could take her word when it came to our child, I thought that some how that would be sacred enough to her that she wouldn’t lie or fuck me over when it came to that. I honored my word to her that I gave her before she left that I would never let my own feelings on how she treated me get in the way of letting her see her daughter. I thought I was doing the right thing by putting my daughter first and she wanted to see her mother and I didn’t want to keep her away from her mothers side of the family. A few months later when I was going to pick my daughter up and
Happy Tuesday Everyone
happy Tuesday everyone
Hey, Can You Cash This $1 Million Dollar Bill? Please?
http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2007/11/ga-man-tries-de.html What more can I say? This guy needs to go back to first grade and learn some lessons on cut-and-paste, let alone about not lying, being a good boy, etc.
Christmas - An Ancient Holiday
Christmas - An Ancient Holiday The middle of winter has long been a time of celebration around the world. Centuries before the arrival of the man called Jesus, early Europeans celebrated light and birth in the darkest days of winter. Many peoples rejoiced during the winter solstice, when the worst of the winter was behind them and they could look forward to longer days and extended hours of sunlight. In Scandinavia, the Norse celebrated Yule from December 21, the winter solstice, through January. In recognition of the return of the sun, fathers and sons would bring home large logs, which they would set on fire. The people would feast until the log burned out, which could take as many as 12 days. The Norse believed that each spark from the fire represented a new pig or calf that would be born during the coming year. The end of December was a perfect time for celebration in most areas of Europe. At that time of year, most cattle were slaughtered so they would not have to be fed
Side By Side
As i look into your eyes I can see we were meant to be together holding each other all through the night And as the years go by, i will always be by your side when your standing tall or even when you fall i'll be by your side till the day i die all i want in my life is to have you as my wife to have you in my life is a dream come true every night it would be me and you With your beautiful green eyes i could never tell a lie so when i say i love you every word is true
Omg I Cant Believe You
that's it i just cant believe you lol
The Kiss Udner T He Mistletoe
The Kiss under the Mistletoe By Eric Ethan The holiday is here and the kiss on the misltoe means a lot on special day on December 25th Maybe this year I get kissed on the that famous flower called the mistletoe that makes people hearts feel special. A knock on my door I rush to see just the mailman with bills and things you don’t to see on the holiday month. I looked at the bills and junk mail I get every month to say what the heck The night is falling quick as I watch the snow come down very quick, Another holiday and days before the famous 25th I feel down and blue another blue Christmas A knock on the door I open the door and there stood in their my special friend all way from down south, she looked at me with a smile and say Merry Christmas sweaty . As she stood in the doorway. She wore her famous white coat and long boots she always wrote and told me about through e-mail letters She said
I Swear This Is No Joke It's 2 My Baby If You Login Please Read This "part 2"
baby im so sorry i did try to be there but i do know i didnt do a good job baby ive loved you from day one and i always will i wish i could "tbc" im 2 upset to finish right now :( :( :(
If It Could Happen
If it could happen By Eric Ethan If there was one moment in time to share with my special friend to decorate the Christmas tree together. Wrapping presents for every one Putting the lights up on the trees The neatest ornaments that hold memories to our hearts and put them around the tree to make it look like colorful artful tree. I put a angel up there to shine bright through the holidays and watching over you to hold you strong and safe through the holidays and the newest year. Sit down and treat our selves to egg nog laugh and talk more and share things to geather. Lets turn on the lights out side and inside to bring in the cheer to one and all with smiles on their face. Lets sit down and look the tree while the fire gazed through the night I said one more thing, We got our coats on and walk outside and made a snowman and snow girl hugging each with snow stature saying special friends forever The end
Is It Worth It
is it worth it when you are friends with some one and you say something to them they take it the wrong way and you never speak to them. this happened to a friend of mine she said something and her friend seem to turn their back on her wont talk to her or anything i told her that if they were a real friend that they would always be there for them. so if you need to say something that might hurt someones feelings let them know that if it is going to hurt them then that is the way it is but one can to keep things bottled up inside as it will eat away at you and then when you do say something it will be totally wrong. and you could really loose a very dear friend. be wise at what you say and let the other know that you mean no harm.
Feelings
You put the world on my shoulders and i take it all. You don't say thank you you just act like its nothing. I try to be strong try to hide my feelings for you. I make it so you don't see all the hurt I have inside. I wish you would help me, instead of me helping you. I can't let you down thats how you make me feel. So now I'm saying sorry for my own Feelings.
Oh This Is Good.
And so right! http://www.receivedit.com/documents/Orgasmic%20Simulator.htm
Yay My First Ob App
Well today I go for my first real OB appointment. I am so excited!!! I just cant wait to hear my baby's heart beat if they get to do it!! I think then it will sure settle in then that I am pregnant! Anwywas wish me luck! I am on my way to a friends house for the good part of the day. Call me if you have my number!!! Love Maranda Love My Sissy!!!
Giveaway
Iam in a Giveaway...For a months VIP!!Ineed 14,000Comments.Plz HELP ME GET VIP!!! i will show the love in return!! Sweetlips
For You I Am
I AM A SOFT FEATHER PILLOW COME REST YOUR HEAD ON ME LET YOUR FEELING OUT I WONT TELL A SOUL I AM A STREAM FLOWING COME SIT ON MY BED COOL YOURSELF OFF BY LYING WITH ME YOU ARE NOT ALONE I AM HERE WITH YOU FOREVER
Kidz
Happy Girls wake up in the morning and they wanna play. Not a worry in their mind, no place they can't shine. My happy girls I work so hard to to see their smiles. To give them what they want and forget what they don't got so life to them is just another sunny day. And all the sweat and pain is worth every step I gain to see my girls happy again and again...
Check Out Vanessa Nelson's Art Shes Great
check out vanessa nelson's art shes great
You Tell Me.......
From: SummerRoseDate: Nov 26, 2007 12:46 AM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Warrior, Dreamer, Shaman...~John B.~Date: Nov 26, 2007 12:26 AMScary World... Must See And Repost Please.Bulletin By...Warrior, Dreamer, Shaman...~John B.~Repost Please JUST SAY NO...Take a good look at building 7...They're Laughing... At You and I...The White House Has Been Hi-Jacked By The Filthy Rich and Large Corporations That Are Trying To Control The Entire World......
And You Think Plumber's Crack Won't Get A Man Some Lovin'?
http://www.usatoday.com/news/politics/2007-11-27-DeadDonors_N.htm Yes, read the bottom. A woman dies, leaves all but $10,000 of her $1.7 million dollar estate to the Democratic Party... but that last $10,000 went to a man with a profession that's blue collar and butt revealing. Kudos to him. Now why she left the rest to POLITICIANS is the real question!
Special From Iraq
Gotta FIGHT the anti-war bullshit with hearing from people in the FIGHT!! OOH RAH!! Sent: Monday, November 19, 2007 12:00 PM Subject: From Roger (Head of the 3/7 Brigade) Hello everyone, We got everyone out of Iraq and in Kuwait. Our lead company arrived back in 29 Palms last night. These next few days will mark the end of a remarkably successful deployment to Iraq. Unfortunately, the story is not being told in the mainstream press but we are winning the fight in Iraq decisively. The> changes in Iraq are revolutionary--not incremental as some in the press are> describing it! The population finally saw the terrorists for what they are and joind with the Marines to get rid of them. We we arrived in April, the fighting was just wrapping up so many of the people were still very skeptical and very scared of the Marines. The city was destroyed by bombs, IED craters, and 4 years of anarchy. All of the city's services were inoperable; there was no city government, no
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Lifetime
Sometimes when I look at you, it feels as though my heart is almost too full of love. You're someone who can look at me a certain way and tell me things that exist beyond language. Someone whose eyes speak to me of closeness that can't be expressed in words. It's hard to describe wht it's like to feel you next to me. To know that in that moment, nothing else matters but the love we share. I know without a doubt I've found the love of a lifetime with you.
That Hug
That Hug Eric Ethan When I get that hug I feel a load has lifted from me When I layed down and feel comfortable that hugs is always there when you get close and hug me tight I feel wanted and protected from harm and sleep peaceful with that hug When you give that hug, smiles and sunshine in that heart glows in my body tonight When we meet I will feel that hug and whatever dream of hugs and that famous kiss We always write will feel good tonight Hugs Hug hug hug The End
Do You Like Ice Cream?
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Sundae
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Interesting Facts
Fw: Fwd: Fw: INTERESTING FACTS "Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand . And "lollipop" is the longest word typed with your right hand. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?) No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt". ? (Are you doubting this?) Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet. (Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for accuracy, right?) The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes). (Yep, I knew you were
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Twisted Lyrics . . . . Cannabis Is Coming To Town
CANNABIS IS COMING TO TOWN (Sung to Santa Claus is Coming to Town) Oh you better freak out You better not drive You better freak out I'm telling you why Cannabis is coming to town He's rolling a joint, licking it twice Gotta make sure those Zig Zags look nice Cannabis is coming to town He knows when you've been stealing, Crashing or awake. He knows when you've been eating Reds, So stop for goodness sake! Oh you better freak out You better not drive You better freak out I'm telling you why Cannabis is coming to town Potheads out in the Valley, Will have a big Or-gy While Mom & Dad are shooting up, behind the Christmas Tree (Ho Ho Ho) Oh you better freak out You better not drive You better freak out I'm telling you why Cannabis is coming to town!
Twisted Lyrics . . . .let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow
Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow (Sung to Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow) Well the traffic outside is frightful But the drugs are so delightful And since we've got lines to blow Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow George W. scored us an eightball And we're feelin' 50 feet tall Still higher we wanna go Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow (Melody changes) When we finally lick the mirror We can really start chuggin' the beer And when we tap out the keg We will start gnawing your leg Yes the traffic outside is frightful But the drugs are so delightful And since we've got lines to blow Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
Dragonforce!
I love this band Dragonforce!.....They totally kick ass on guitars an their vids rock too!...You should check out their LP:Inhuman Rampage.....Ya can't miss with it,I promise!....Rock on dudes an dudettes!....Much love!
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Rudolph The Red Hosed Reindeer
Rudolph the Red Hosed Reindeer (Sung to Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer) Rudolph the red hosed reindeer had a very shiney hose and if you ever saw it, you would really say oh WHOH! All of the other reindeer, used to cringe and call him names (like Stiffy) they never let poor Rudolph play any kinky reindeer games (your too big!) Then one foggy christmas eve Missus Santa came to say, Rudolph with your hose so right wont'cha hose me down tonight Then how the reindeer loved her and as they shouted out in glee santa came in to say Rudolph you're History Rudolph you're history
'twas The Night Before Christmas - Ebonics Version
'Twas The Night Before Christmas - Ebonics Version Twas da night befo' Christmas and all in the hood Not a homie was stirring cuz it was all good The tube socks was hung on the window sill and we all had smiles up on our grill Mookie and BeBe was snug in the crib in the back bedroom cuz that's how we live and moms in her do-rag and me with my nine had just gotten busy cuz girlfriend is fine All of a sudden a lowrider rolled by Bumpin phat beats cuz the system's fly I bounced to the window at a quarter pas' Bout ready to pop a cap in somebody's-- well anyway I yelled to my lady, Yo peep this! She said, Stop frontin just mind yo' bidness I said, for real doe, come check dis out We weren't even buggin, no worries, no doubt Cuz bumpin an thumpin' from around da way Was Santa, 8 reindeer and a sleigh Da beats was kickin, da ride was phat I said, Yo red Dawg, you all that! He threw up a sign and yelled to his boyz, "Ay yo, give it up, let's m
On The Fifth Day Of Christmas . . .
Perfect Love
Perfect love, Perfect trust, doesn't exist in a world of lust. old fasioned desired outdated by foolish games holding hands means nothing when you can't remember names. lips on cheeks, fingers in hair, are no longer gestures, to show you care. illusions of love, destroyed by what's real... teaches us to not trust what we feel.
Whats Your Favourite Band Of All Time And Why?
whats your favourite band of all time and why?
Day Off For Once
as of saturday i have a day off but still busy busy going to go get my *little* haha man *mr* MoJo Risen.( you'll know what i mean as soon as i get the pics up) grabben my comp so im not hoggen my freinds all the time hehe Cheers ..
Find Me On Myspace
Hi, I kind of find this website a little confusing.... I have links over links so I am not going to be on here much.... I'm not able to see much on here. If you'd like to chat I'm on Myspace http://www.myspace.com/boobsbusiness
A Prayer To The Darkness
My pureness... has been my weakness... for far too long. I have known hurt... pain.... my soul has been shattered... I have been lost... but no more. O, darkness... I give myself to you... my mind... my body... my soul. I want to experience passion... lust... an existence with no inhibitions. So, come to me... blanket me... heal me... and make me yours. I welcome it.
Hehe Go Boys !!
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Gravitation- Better Off Alone
Gravitation- Song For The Lonely
Clay Walker - Fall
Oh look there you go again Puttin on that smile again Even though I know you've had a bad day Doin this doin that Always puttin yourself last A whole lotta give and not enuff take But you can only be strong so long before you break So.. Chorus: Fall Go on and fall apart Fall into these arms of mine I'll catch you everytime you Fall Go on and lose it all Every doubt every fear Every worry every tear I'm right here Baby fall Forget about the world tonight All thats wrong and all thats right Lay your head on my shoulder let it fade away And if you wanna let go it's okay Chorus: Fall [ Fall lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ] Go on and fall apart Fall into these arms of mine I'll catch you everytime you Fall Go on and lose it all Every doubt every fear Every worry every tear I'm right here Baby fall Hold on Hold on Hold on To me Chorus: Fall Go on and fall apart Fall into these arms of mine I'll catch you everytime you
Tequila Cookies
TEQUILA COOKIES 1 cup of dark brown sugar 1 cup (2 sticks) butter 1 cup of granulated sugar 4 large eggs 2 cups of dried fruit, such as dried cranberries or raisins 1 tsp baking soda 1 tsp salt 1 tsp fresh lemon juice 1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans 2 cups all-purpose flour 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired) - Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup.... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. - Sample the Cuervo to
Don't Be Afraid Of Getting Old,
At 85 years of age, Roger married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together. After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected 'knock' on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Roger, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep. After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door and it's Roger. Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling. When the newly weds are done, Roger kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves. She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Roger is back again, rapping on the door,
Growth Conflict
Can't help thinking its strange that the clouds aren't closing in... sometimes we're so used to wallowing in our sorrow that when things are going great, you sorta want things to go wrong pretty soon. Heck, maybe thats why I haven't been able to write much lately, there just isn't anything I have to bitch about or ponder lately. Its no wonder that happier people are usually simpler people. I just hope i'm not becoming stagnant... if i start smelling a little stale, I might just have to create some problems in my life. So I won't feel like a peg in a clockwork sometimes... hmm, maybe thats why women love to create drama so much, and hence, the females usually have higher EQ than men. so my new equation for today is that: conflict + alcohol = growth + alcohol (alcohol can be replaced by herbal supplements but is not an integral part of the equation) =) Damnit, I'm running out of excuses to drink.
On The Ninth Day Of Christmas . . .
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'twas The Night After Christmas
The Night After Christmas 'Twas the night after Christmas, his duties were done. Now Santa was looking to have him some fun. His stockings were flung on the floor and the chair, And over the mantle his used underwear. Mrs. Claus was as nervous as a blushing school girl. Watching as Santa's desire did unfurl. "Oh take me, you big boy!" she started to shout. And Santa responded by whipping it out. Santa arose with a big booming clatter. He was horny as hell, his dick growing fatter. "Fuck Donner and Blitzen, the elves and the toys. Show me what comes to very bad boys." From the front and the back, he gave her a fuck, And squeezed her big boobies to bring him good luck. His face was all red. His heart threatened to stall, As his pearly white semen splattered the wall. "Oh Santa," she cried, with moans of delight. "Boys need to be naughty, to have a good night."
Happy Friday Everyone
happy friday evryone
Next 1500 Fubucks Give Away
keep looking for it today the next winner will be at 600 est
Help Her Level Up
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Finally Friday...
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For All The Women....
Happy IVGLDSW Day!!!! Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day, so please forward this message to someone you think fits this description. And remember this motto to live by: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO what a ride!' Have a wonderful day ! Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened. - Cora Harvey Armstrong- Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies. (Unknown) The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73)- I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. - Janette Barber- My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one be
Hot Fudge Sundae
do you like hot fudge sundae ?
Dayum! It Almost Worked!!
Man Tries to Deposit Fake $1M Bill Nov 28, 8:08 AM (ET) AIKEN, S.C. (AP) - A bank teller in Clearwater had a million reasons not to open an account for an Augusta, Ga., man Monday, authorities said. Alexander D. Smith, 31, was charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of forgery after he walked into the bank and tried to open an account by depositing a fake $1 million bill, said Aiken County Sheriff's spokesman Lt. Michael Frank. The employee refused to open the account and called police while the man started to curse at bank workers, Frank said. The second forgery charge came after investigators learned Smith bought several cartons of cigarettes from a nearby grocery store with a stolen check, Frank said. The federal government has never printed a million-dollar bill, Frank said.
Newbie
I am relatively new here. I opened a profile back in February...way back when this was still known as Cherry Tap. I wasn't on here long and eventually drifted away. Some old friends from here told me I should come back and that there had been lots of changes. Wow! Has there ever been changes. Happy to be back and it seems I am already addicted. Looking forward to catching up with some old friends and meeting some new ones. Cheers!
Healing
This Is How Every Girl Should Be Treated
I liked this so much i thought id post it here...cause its so true... MOST NICE GUYS ARE EXTINCT, BUT LET ONE GUY (He knows who he is) PROVE ME WRONG.... To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would s
Song Of Soloman 3
1 ; by night by my bed,.. I sought him..who my soul loveth..But I found him not.. 2; i will rise now.and go about the city in the streets,and inthe board ways ,i will seek him with whom my soul loveth; i sought him but I found him not; 3; the watch man that go about the city found me ; to who I said shalle ye him, whom my soul loveth? 4; it was a little that I passed from them,but I found him whom my soul loveth.I held him and would not let him go., untill I had brought him into my mothers house, and into the chamber of her that had concieved me. 5; I charge you O daughters of Jerusalem by the roes, and by the hinds of the field,that ye stir not up. nor wake my love till he please.. 6; who is this that cometh out of the wilderness like pilliars of smoke, perfummed with myrrh, and frankinsence. with all the powders of the merchants.? Amen !!!
Colors Vibrate At Different Frequencies.
COLORS vibrate at different frequencies. Everything is made up of electomagnetic energy vibrating at different frequencies that correspond to color, light and sound. Color Frequenices RED Red is the color of energy, vitality and power. It is used for burning out cancer, drying up weeping sores or wounds, etc., it will warm cold areas to reduce pain. Red is a powerful healing agent for healing diseases of the blood and circulation. It will help with depression. Red is not to be used on people with high blood pressure or anxiety. If you stay under the red ray too long or are exposed to red for a considerable time it will make you very agitated or even aggressive. It is associated with the male polarity. A red carpet or wall - in a place of business - will draw money. If you are a sales person - try wearing something red!! ORANGE The mental body in both its logical and conceptual form. It is used to increase immunity, to increase sexual potency, to help in all digesti
Im Not Sure
what ive said or what ive done but without you in my life its not much fun
R.i.p
robert craig "evel" knievel , jr oct 17 1938 ~ nov 30 2007
Sensual Ecstasy
Sensual Ecstasy Senses become heightened from electrical attraction, Both engrossed searching for deep inner satisfaction. Trapped by emotions, neither can seam to escape, Release of a pleasurable gasp he fears a mistake. Assurance all worries are made in vain, It's all the same never changed a thing. Severity quickens making all love so strong. Trashing for freedom from this worlds pain, Our souls in perfections like the Lord's name. He experiance extasy the likes no other man has ever seen.
Giving It All
Giving It All Shivers of pain creep through my brain, My world shatters and coldness fills my veins. Mistakes of bitter judgment come into play. I scream out, trying to keep myself from going insane, But nothing changes, I've just forgotten the rules of the game. Ending it,becomes the obsession that drives, The pain cannot be stopped,it overrides and strives. I try to run, try to hide,to keep her innocent eyes blind Missing my love, peace I can not find. My will is gone, nothing left to make me live I'll surpass it giving it what I have to give. RWSII
Poem To My Best Rl Friends& God-daughter
Merry Christmas Current mood: artistic Category: Writing and Poetry Dear Kevin,Steph, And Button, Words will never express my inner feelings for what each of you have brought to my life. We have shared smiles, frowns, laughter, & tears. We also share a friendship through the toughest of years. my heart and soul is with you each and everyday. Even though my body is miles away. Still everytime you stop and look around, mylove is there just waiting to be found. Each time you hear the radio play that song. Know, I wish I was there where I belong. Soon these days will cease to last, and we'll put this time into the past. If I could grant you all just one wish it would be to end the pains giving you bliss!
Fill It Out Ladies
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14.Condom or skin? 15.Have sex on the first date? 16.Would you kiss me during sex? 17.Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Would you use me as a booty call? 19.Can I use you as a booty call? 20.Can we take pictures of the act? 21.How long would we have sex? 22.Would you tell your friends about me? 29.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Appli
Drama!
I went home on leave to relieve all stress I had of my deployment and yet I come home to more stress. I come home to drama and I fucking hate drama. If you are reading this and that means you really give a shit about my friendship I am laying down the rules. I am here to escape the deployment life, I come to flirt and to be honest I am not here to hook up or have internet sex, I have done it in the past and now I choose to change. I am going to live a better life and I asking for is friendship, no drama, or see yourself out the door and make sure it hits you on the way out. Thank You.
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The Ten Ways I Deal....
Ten Ways to Deal With Anger 1. When you are angry say nothing.If we speak in anger we will definitely aggravate the situation and quite likely hurt the feelings of others. If we speak in anger we will find that people respond in kind, creating a spiral of negative anger. If we can remain outwardly silent it gives time for the emotion of anger to leave us. “When angry count to ten before you speak. If very angry, count to one hundred. “~Thomas Jefferson2. Be indifferent to those who seek to make us angry.Some people may unfortunately take a malicious pleasure in trying to make you mad. However if we can feel indifferent to them and their words; if we feel it is beyond our dignity to even acknowledge them, then there words and actions will have no effect. Also if we do not respond in any way to their provocation they will lose interest and not bother us in the future.3. Use reason to stop anger.When we feel anger coming to the fore try to take a step back and say to yours
We Decided To Just Be Friends, Nothing More.
He & I aren't meant for one another at this time I called things off, now I wished I wouldn't have made my fubar mail e-address as alswoman! & No way to change it unless I after my VIP status runs out & I come back, I'd give my fu-bucks to someone & then get them back once I came back on so Please someone help me out here ok! Shari
Summary Of My Last Year On The Computer:
I NOW HAVE TO: 1. scrub the top of every can I open. 2. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. 3. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. 4. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St..Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. 5. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. 6. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day 7. I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. 8. I no longer drink Coca Cola because it
Huggable Lovable Is A Skank!
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For A Reason
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m"I grew up an angry little girl, always full of hate. Wondering why my mother left me, Why we went our seperate ways, Questions running thru my mind, the most common one was why, but now I see the reason, when i take a look inside. See all the hardships and struggles that in my life I have endured, led me to a path that held the seceret door, I opened up this door only to encounter my success, I know this might sound crazy but, your absence was for the best. I would not be where I am today if mother you'd have stayed. I would not be living in the sunlight, I'd be dying in the shade, but see that sunlight helped me blossom into this driven young women, who now looks at her life and simply understands that she should not hold a grude, even though your actions felt like treason, as for a woman you helped produce, learned things HAPPEN FOR A REASON.....
For Moms Or Those Who Have One, This Is For You!
Lost Prophets- Last Train Home
Where Am I??
Just wanted to let everyone know I will be out some this week...Be back ASAP!!
My First Love
We met through a friend And you were a dream come true I never wanted that moment to end I instantly fell for you You had the perfect blue eyes And that shining smile I thought u were better than most guys I was hopin you'd stay for a while Then moved into my place And i though that we were dating You said that wasnt the case And i had trouble relating I was mad at you for moving on Ecspessialy to my friend She asked my if there was something Wrong And it didnt matter towards the end But now i see you still And i dont love you as much as i did before When i look at you Phil Your like my brother so i love u even mo
Dont Cry
Dont cry my son You are my number one As everyone can see It's you and me for eternity Dont cry little man Mommys here to hold your hand As my love goes to show I will never let you go Dont cry my baby Theres no need to worry Mommy will take care of you From now right on through
Resources For You And Your Child(ren) Please Read!
Click The Picture CD below to the Website: Who and What is SKIP? The American Institute On Domestic Violence is a nonprofit organization that has long been dedicated to the safety of women, children and their families. Our signature project is called SKIP - Safe Kids Identification Program. SKIP is the moost comprehensive child ID program available. These ID kits providelaw enf
So Me
I am a bitch not because I was born one but because I choose to be according to the people I meet! I am a friend not because I have to be but because you are deserving! I am sexy not because of what you say but because I feel it daily! I am trusting not because I want you to trust me just because that is who I am!
How Tall Are You ?
how tall are you ?
You Can Rerate Pictures And Get The Credit For It!!
Somehow when the system went down today, more than just your shoutbox and bar tab were reset. It seems that even though your picture ratings have stayed the same and NOT reset, ALL of the people who have rated your pictures are able to re-rate them, and you get full credit for the second rate. That means that you can also re-rate ANY picture that you had rated prior to the reset this morning... So go back and re-rate your friends, and maybe they will do the same... EVERYBODY WINS!!!!! -- We ALL get credit for the rates we receive, as well as the rates we give ************************************************* To my friends and family, I will be coming around to rate all your pictures again, this will take some time, obviously. but I will get around to it.
Looking For Contestants For The 2007-2008 King And Queen Of Fubar
LOOKING FOR CONTESTANTS FOR THE 2007-2008 KING AND QUEEN CONTEST. STARTING 12/30/07- 01/13/08.NEED AT LEAST 10 FOR EACH TO BEGIN! WEAR THIS CROWN FOR THE 2007-2008 YEAR!! PRIZES 1. PIC MUST BE RIP TO ENTER 2. MUST HAVE A SALUTE 3. MUST RATE/FAN AND ADD THE HOST 4. NO CHEATING WILL BE ALLOWED OR TOLERATED. BLOCKED IS THE RESULT. 5. NO DOWN RATING OF ANY KIND 6.SELF BOMBING AND FAMILY IS ALLOWED. 7. IN CASE OF A TIE WILL BE SPLIT PRIZES. 8. ANY QUESTION COME TO THE HOST NOT A CONTESTANT FOR ANY INFORMATION OR CONCERNS. 9. MUST HAVE AT 150 COMMENTS A DAY TO STAY IN CONTEST. PRIZES 1 ST PLACE IS 3 MONTH VIP 2ND PLACE ONE WEEK BLAST 3RD PLACE IS A DIAMOND EAR RINGS(FEMALE) AND DIAMOND RING FOR THE (MALE) PLEASE CONTACT AKAMRS. T @ FUBAR FOR ALL MALE CONTESTANTS ! PLEASE CONTACT BIG PAPA FOR FEMALE CONTESTANTS
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones - The Rascal King
WELL REMEMBER THESE GUYS? I DO I USED TO LOVEEEE THE MIGHTY MIGHTY BOSSTONES LISTENED TO THEM THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL BACK WHEN THE ZOOT SUIT RIOT SONG WAS ON TOP(FREE GIFT FOR WHO SAYS WHO SANG THAT ONE :D ) ANYWAY HERE'S THE RASCAL KING OFF LET'S FACE IT 1997. Well he was fueled by a lack Drew inspiration from a need So many problems to crack And mouths to feed Crooked was the path And brazen was the walk A cocky swagger, up the ladder And could he ever talk The last hurrah? Nah! I'd do it again The Rascal King behind the bars Or the one in front of them The last hurrah? Nah! I'd do it again The Rascal King behind the bars Or the one in front of them The love of God And constant contradictions With just a smile, wink and nod What's stranger fact or fiction? And never ceasing to amaze On a regular basis First hand into his pocket Or first fist into the faces And it's the The last hurrah? Nah! I'd do it again The Rascal King behind the bars
Please Be Patient With Me............
Hey to everyone that has left messages, comments and gift please be patient with me I am still tring to figure all this stuff out. Soon I will send you all some Love babies....
Thanks To All My Friends On Fubar
Just a note to tell everyone thanks for all the love you have shown me on Fubar.. I will return the love to you back....Please rate and add if you need a good friend....that is me...
Let Me Tell You About Pat........
Let me tell you about Pat..... Let me tell you about Pat..... I recently shared this with a friend....and decided to share it here as well. When I got back into education, I originally was a teacher's aide for a self-contained classroom for the severely and profoundly handicapped. It was a dumping ground for the "worst" students, whether their handicap was severe, or their nature violent. No aides wanted that job. And I loved it...... ( I actually was not happy last year when they put me in charge of the high school study hall...It was a promotion. I am the only aide in the high school who isn't supervised by a teacher. I answer to the principal just as the teacher's do. But strange bird that I am, I felt like I had been demoted. I've grown to love my job now because I've found a way to feel useful again. I hear lots of teenage problems every day.lol) But to the point, let me tell you about Pat. Pat is autistic....and can be violent. I don't know what you know ab
On The Twenty-first Day Of Christmas
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Mistletoe Game
MISTLETOE GAME : Now u gotta repost this as is , Mistletoe game The 1st person to message you saying "I'd kiss you under the misletoe.", will be your sweetheart. You'll be suprised just who wants to be yours. You have to do this even if you are taken
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You Woke Up & Realized I Am What I Am
Greetings. Oh the many twists and turns of the woman. She sees something she likes and accepts the friend request I sent. A shout or two later and maybe she isn't figuring why I seem so odd or different. Yahoo only becomes involved with a lady who shows some willingness to discuss My Ways. Yet My Ways are where the confusion begins. My Ways are basically the same as the natural version of the red tailed fox or the eagle or the diamond... we are what we are designed to do and we do it without need of explanations nor concerns of others' thoughts nor criticisms. Many people use a term: "Sly as a fox" yet they rarely know what they are saying. First ask yourself if you have seen a real red tailed fox out there in the wilderness or was that spec up in the high sky an eagle or a crow or a vulture... and with that price which might include a guaranteed re-sell value that comes with some specific diamond jewelry... is this truly a diamond or another unbelievable replacement as this a
Tool - Aenima
Some say the end is near Some say we'll see armageddon soon I certainly hope we will I sure could use a vacation from this Bullshit, three ring Circus sideshow of Freaks here in this Hopeless fucking Hole we call L.A. The only way to fix it is To flush it all away Any fucking time Any fucking day Learn to swim See you down in Arizona Bay Fret for your figure And fret for your latte And fret for your lawsuit And fret for your hairpiece And fret for your Prozac And fret for your pilot And fret for your contract And fret for your car It's a bullshit, three ring Circus sideshow of Freaks here in this Hopeless fucking Hole we call L.A. The only way to fix it is To flush it all away Any fucking time Any fucking day Learn to swim See you down in Arizona Bay Some say a comet will fall from the sky Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still Followed by millions of dumb-founded dipshits Some say the
Slow Golfers
Slow golfers are ahead of us Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellent they are often held up by two women in front of them moving at a very slow pace. Joe offers to talk to the women and see if they can speed it up a bit. He gets about half of the way there stops and jogs back. His boss asks what the problem is. "Well one of those women is my wife and the other my mistress," complained Joe. Phil just shook his head at Joe and started toward the women determined to finish his round of golf. Preparing to ask the ladies to speed up their game, he too stopped short and turned around. Joe asked "what's wrong? " It's a small, small world Joe, and you're fired"
The Pastor's Ass
The Pastor's Ass The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the bishop so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper hearing of the news posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS
Morris & Esther
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter". Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars - and 50 dollars is 50 dollars". One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, "Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance." Esther replied, "Morris, that helicopter is 50 dollars - and 50 dollars is 50 dollars". The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's 50 dollars." Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, "By go
Another Use For Vodka . . . . Who Knew?!!!
Another use for vodka . . . . Who Knew?!!! 1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The stuff dissolves adhesive. 2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew. 3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs. 4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting. 5. Spray vodka on wine stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry. 6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores. 7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimula
Watch Out For Her
her name is sheri from mantica and she is a evil crewl person i will post a pic when i get a chance
Mental Intercourse
Please allow me to slip into something a little more comfortableSomething like, your mindI'm stimulated by your kindBecause thought processes excite meDeep and Wet with the waters of critical analytical thinkingFlowing like the rivers of timeCan I gently caress your intellect?With concepts that I have created with mineAs I undress your thoughts with my eyesI know what you want because imagination never liesThe truth is all in your head I know, because soAm IIt's actually better that wayWetter that wayBecause these creative juices never stop flowingAll the while knowingWhat I wanted you gave me a piece of your informationMust be intimidation that has you seemingly nervous must be your first timeSharing your mind
White Wind Mist...
I saw you on the field, riding a horse with your hair dancing in the wind, still not exactly sure if you saw me as well or that you just happened to ride into my direction, all I know is that you were smiling wide as your face flustered and your hands reached for the lasso that was wrapped around your saddle. Before I realised what was going on, I felt my arms being strapped to my sides and your leg sweeping mine to the side as you floored me and sat on top of me triumphant. After you pleasured me with a tender kiss you blindfolded me and tied my arms up behind my back, throwing me on the back of your horse and riding off to ... Slowly I'm letting my eyes adjust to the light as I try to figure out where i am, I must have fallen asleep because I can't remember getting from the horse, nor being tied up, but I am.. my arms and legs are spread and my wrists and ankles bound to the what seems to be a kingsize bed. Although i'm tied up and not blindfolded anymore I realise i'm still
Mudvayne - Dig
all right mother fuckers its tuesday you've survived to see the next day in the week I'm LD and this is my music video experience today we are goin hard i mean HARD mudvayne starts it out for us from their debut studio album L.D 50 (heh lookie that) which came out in 2000 and The first single released from the album, "Dig", won the MTV2 Award in 2001 so yay for them :D Dig Bury me Underneath Everything that I am Rearranging Dig Bury me Underneath Everything that I was Slowly changing I Would love to beat the face Of any mother fucker that's thinking they can change me White knuckles grip pushing through for the gold If you're wanting a piece of me I broke the mother fucking mold I'm drowning In your wake Shit rubbed In my face Teething On concrete Gums bleeding Dig Bury me Underneath Everything that I am Rearranging Dig Bury me Underneath Everything that I was Slowly changing I Struggle in violated space Sell out mother fuckers in the
Permanent Salution To A Temporary Problem!
Solution to Save Gasoline > Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use..... The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! > That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down..... > Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border.... > When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ... > Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military.... > Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it..... > After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country..... > He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot..... . > This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. .... > If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the can
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Christmas Fun
COME OUT, COME OUT WHERE EVER YOU ARE MEET ME UNDER THE MISELTOE SANTAS CHRISTMAS LOUNGE SANTAS CHRISTMAS LOUNGE HAVE A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!
Redneck Family Tree
Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her, And soon the two were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law And changed my very life. My daughter was my mother, For she was my father's wife. To complicate the matters worse, Although it brought me joy. I soon became the father Of a bouncing baby boy. My little baby then became A brother-in-law to dad. And so became my uncle, Though it made me very sad. For if he was my uncle, Then that also made him brother To the widow's grown-up daughter Who, of course, was my step-mother. Father's wife then had a son, Who kept them on the run. And he became my grandson, For he was my daughter's son. My wife is now my mother's mother And it makes me blue. Because, although she is my wife, She's my grandma too. If my wife is my grandmother, Then I am her grandchild. And ever
The Outhouse
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out.... "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!" Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse." Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it." So......Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse! " Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!" Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!" Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix." So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!" Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!" Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!" To which Ma replies, "Hurt's, don't it ?!"
Rip Uncle Jack Wayne Moore
HE WAS A GOOD UNCLE AND A GOOD FRIEND HE WAS SO OUT GOING AND FUN TO BE AROUND HE WAS ALWAYS THE LIFE OF THE PARTY! HE WILL BE MISSED!! DONT GRIEVE FOR ME, FOR NOW I'M FREE. I'M FOLLOWING THE PATH GOD LAID FOR ME. I TOOK HIS HAND WHEN I HEARD HIM CALL, I TURNED MY BACK AND LEFT IT ALL. I COULD NOT STAY ANOTHER DAY TO , TO LOVE, TO WORK OR PLAY. TASKS LEFT UNDONE MUST STAY THAT WAY; I FOUND THAT PLACE AT THE CLOSE OF THE DAY. IF PARTING HAS LEFT A VOID, THEN FILL IT WITH REMEMBERED JOY. A FRIENDSHIP SHARED, A LAUGH, A KISS, AH YES, THESE THINGS, I TOO, WILL MISS. BE NOT BURDENED WITH TIMES OF SORROW. I WISH YOU THE SUNSHINE OF TOMORROW. MY LIFE'S BEEN FULL. I SAVORED MUCH GOOD FRIENDS, GOOD TIMES, A LOVED ONE'S TOUCH. PERHAPS MY TIME SEEMED ALL TOO BRIEF, DONT LENGTHEN IT NOW WITH UNDUE GRIEF. LIFT UP YOUR HEART AND SHARE WITH ME. GOD WANTED ME NOW, HE SET ME FREE..........
Adieu
Days go by and It's still the same I can't get past your name. I walk down packed streets or through crowded halls and see your face through it all. Hundreds of days have gone by and still I try to get past this feeling inside. Nothing can erase what once was. Going to our old spots just because. No matter what you will never drift away in my heart you will forever stay.
Unclear
Travel through the open door Reach inside, pull it out can you feel it? So far away, yet connected The torterous thought wont go away and deprives me of my everyday Is it real? can you feel me? will I ever know? The world is sleeping, yet this dream is creeping through the pores of my soul. Trapt, I can't breathe The air is poison The thought is suffocating me, i can't take this Do you see? Do you feel it? Closed the door, I am free but still linger ready to turn the handle again This impasse is clear Are you still there?
Dare
Dare Walk with me and see Open your eyes and know Take no more Dare to see Dare to be free Dare to dream Dare to scream Stand up and be who you want to be Take no more Be bold Say what needs to be said Get those sour thoughts out of your head Dare Run naked Sing loud Dance in the middle of the crowd Walk up and grab his hand Take your stand Dare to tell the real person you love Dare to say you've had enough Follow me through the door Take no more Smile and say, this is me Feel trapt no more You can breath Open your eyes and see Dare to be
Untitled
Looking out my window and thinking of you. Staring off into space, just picturing your face. Remembering the times we shared. The jokes you told and how we laughed. Right this moment I would give anything to have it all back. There is a pain still deep down inside and for some reason I can't let go. A vision running through my brain of the time we walked for so long. We had no reason remember we just walked and talked. It took us all night to get nowhere. Or how about the time we drank so much and you carried me home. It was times like those I was happy I wasn't alone. Remembering the first moment I saw you and at that moment I wanted nothing more than to draw you. My mind is all over the place but it doesnt matter because all I want is to think of you. I dream of you til this day. It makes my life go on since you are gone. There isnt a day that goes by that I dont think of the last time we embraced or the last time I saw your handsome face.
Candle
Candle I Lit this candle for you today. It's been six years since you went away. Feelings creep through me everytime I think of You. I still can't believe that I can't see you. Your laugh, the color of your hair. The way I knew you would always be there. I take out your picture from Time to Time. I can't find the reasons why you left me so long ago. Right when I was about to see you again. I wonder why he let you take your life away. I loved you so and I still don't know what to say. So I light this candle for you year after year. Wishing you were still here to laugh to sing to relive everything we did. To pretend it will never end......
Secret
Secret I sit here thinking about you and all that we use to do. The way you would look at me. The things you would say. How we once walked hand in hand. The smiles and the tears. Its been so many years. I can see it clear as day. Why did it have to end that way? What did I do wrong? You didn't want to hold on. Moved on to quick. For me that wasn't it. I wanted us to be together. Loving each other forever. A Fool. That was me. To think it would last any longer. To think I thought you were the one. I thought my life had just begun. I was wrong in so many ways. Now I am past that. I have someone new but deep down I still think about you and what could have been. In my heart I know its not the end.
I Am Leaving Fubar
to everyone that is my freind or anything else on here sorry but as of tonight i am deleting my fubar account sorry for letting everyone down
Torn
How do you know which way to go When you reach the fork in the road Carrying all your worries and fears Struggling with such a heavy load Your brain says it knows what's right To chose the safest way Your heart says that it knows the best Choose the route that's full of play You stand there wondering what to do Feeling so lost and confused What if you make the wrong decision And you end up being used Then you think of just giving up And you start to dig a hole But you begin to feel an ache inside Deep down in your soul You know there's someone out there Who loves you with all his heart But when you turn to go with him You'll be tearing someone elses heart apart No matter what you decide There's no real way to win 'Cause someone you care about very much Will be hurting in the end.
Me Saying Hello To Fubar
Ok hello all hmmm Am not to new to this thing so each day am gonna try to add more to it.I see that there is no browse thing here on the blog,So sorry no Pic's here.Or if ya can add them I guess I will have to copy and paste them into this thing,If any one should read this little message .Please tell me how to up load pic's for it ok.Well this was just a hello to ya all,Don't know when I am gonna be back on here .I just don't have the time to chat here very much.And with the holidays and the darn rain here flooding so many people's home's I got to many friends around me I gotta worry about.Just to left ya all know you all me so very much to me ,And I really miss beening here chatting at ya . Hope that ya all can understand That I just am so very busy.Big HUGS FOR YA ALL.

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