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Twisted Lyrics . . . . White Trash Wonderland
White Trash Wonderland (Sung to Winter Wonderland) Oh by the way, hey did you know Tomorrow night, we’re playin’ bingo It’s a beautiful sight we’re goin’ bowling tonight We’re walkin’ in a white trash wonderland We’re getting’ Hazel to make some eggnog In the fireplace we’ll burn a fake log We’re drinkin’ all day, then whizzin’ away We’re walkin’ in a white trash wonderland Joey’s home from the service And his girlfriend is getting’ nervous While he was at sea, she contracted VD They’re walkin’ in a white trash wonderland You can make an ornament from a Pabst can And then yous an hang it from the tree We’re callin’ Donnie up in Jail We’re raising money to post his bail Our neighbor is cranked and Uncle Jimmy is tanked We’re walkin’ in a white trash wonderland We’re walkin’ in a white trash wonderland We’re walkin’ in a white trash wonderland

Twisted Lyrics . . . . Sinful Wonderland
Sinful Wonderland (Sung To Winter Wonderland) Gone away...is the green weed Here to stay...is the mean weed We'll light up a bowl and pass it around Walking in a Sinful Wonderland If you dig...ecstasy-y Then come hang..out with me-e We'll roll in the snow I'll give you a blow Walking in a Sinful Wonderland In the meadow we will meet a dealer With coke and hash and all your favorite drugs Then we'll go and pop a couple speeders And hang around like a bunch of thugs Later on, we'll get higher As we (coke-sniffing sound) by the fire And then you'll get laid You won't have to pay Walking in a Sinful Wonderland

Twisted Lyrics . . . . Hark! The Drunken Santas Sing
Hark! The Drunken Santas Sing (Sung to Hark! The Herald Angels Sing) Hark! the drunken Santas sing Glory to the new-born King! Pissed on bitter and on mild, God and Santa reconciled! Joyful, all ye Santas, rise, drive your reindeer through the skies; With the sozzled host proclaim Santa’s born in the West End Hark! the drunken Santas sing Glory to the new-born King!

Twisted Lyrics . . . . O Come All Ye Santas
O Come all ye Santas (tune of O Come Ye All Faithful) O come, all ye Santas, Joyful and a bit drunk, O come ye, O come ye to Selfridges; Come and behold him, Born the King of Christmas; O come, let us adore him, O come, let us adore him, O Come, let us adore him, Sa - anta Claus. Sing, choirs of Santas, Sing in exultation, Sing, all ye citizens of Sa - antacon; Glory to Santa In the highest; O come, let us adore him, O come, let us adore him, O Come, let us adore him, Sa - anta Claus.

Twisted Lyrics . . . . The Twelve Days Of Christmas
The Twelve Days of Christmas (Sung to Twelve Days of Christmas) (remembering to emphasise 5 double gins, as in 5 golden rings) On the first day of Christmas my true love bought for me: A lager for 99p On the second day of Christmas my true love bought for me: 2 rum and cokes and a lager for 99p ... On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love bought for me: 12 Tequila slammers 11 Hundred Pipers 10 Shots of Absinthe 9 Remy Martins 8 vodka tonics 7 Cheap dry sherries 6 Bacardi Breezers 5 double gins 4 Smirnoff Ice 3 real ales 2 rum and cokes and a lager for 99p

Twisted Lyrics . . . . We Wish You A Merry Christmas
We Wish You A Merry Christmas (Sung to We Wish You A Merry Christmas) We wish you a Merry Christmas; We wish you a Merry Christmas; We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Good tidings we bring if you bring us gin; We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Oh, bring us some friggin’ peanuts; Oh, bring us some friggin’ peanuts; Oh, bring us some friggin’ peanuts and a cup of good beer. Good tidings we bring if you bring us gin; We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. We won't go until we get drunk; We won't go until we get drunk; We won't go until we get drunk, so bring us cold beer. Good tidings we bring if you bring us gin; We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. We wish you a Merry Christmas; We wish you a Merry Christmas; We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New year

Twisted Lyrics . . . . Oh When The Santas Go Marching In
Oh When the Santas go marching in (Sung to Oh, When the Saints Go Marching In) Oh when the Santas go marching in All wearing red and drinking gin You’d better step back Mr Shopper Oh when the Santas go marching in

A Twisted Day Or A Day With A Twist?
Hello And Happy Wednesday! All burrrrrr cold & snowing here in Ohio How's the weather your way? Thank God I don't have any self-promotion to talk about today ... (lol) These last few weeks have been hell, I DON'T know how those people can do that day in and day out? I had a Blast, Happy Hour and a ticker all going at the same time ... man, I was getting pulled in ten million directions at times (it felt) So, I'm done point whoring, I prefer the leisurely pace of my old life - I know I took a lot of NEW folks as friends, but I did so outta greed for fuBUCKs! So here around the first of the year I'm trimming my list down to the manageable & realistic, being able to talk to everyone on my list - under 50 ppl. It doesn't mean I wont talk to the ones I cut, just too mind-boggling to see my alert run like a wall street stock ticker, I cant be a very good friend if I cant keep up with lending some fuLUV when needed! So, down to 50 by Jan 1st If indeed you

Twisted Goddess The Freak!
hey dumbshit u dont have any 1 obsessed over ur ugly ass remember? no 1 wants ur ugly ass and ur being paranoid, get over ur self ladie seriously,lol. i gotta say ur in2 sum sick crap! please , ladie u need serious help. u spineless tramp!i only created another account 2 get thru 2 ur sorry ass for a message since u blocked me like a gutless coward,. i think ur on the wrong chatsite, idiot, u should be in the bdsm freaks chatsite, ROFL seriously get a life, oh and good luck finding ur slave boy,ROFL SKANK!

Twisted Contest
Presents The Elimination Show Down !!! It's All About Survival !! Heres how it works 1. CONTESTANTS MUST BE SALUTED - Level 5 or Higher 2. MUST ADD AS FRIEND TO ACCESS CONTEST FOLDER 3. Bombers Must Also Be Saluted - Level 5 Or Higher 4. ONCE Contest starts No New Entries 5. Once Contest Starts I will add people as I see them I do have to sleep. (If they are Confederate Bombers They Will Be Blocked NOT Added ) 4A. My Blocked List Will Be Cleared With The exception of Confederate Bombers None will be allowed to participate. Rates = 5 Pts Each Comments = 1 Pts Each This contest is one Of Jokers Wilds One Of A Lind Contest. Each 24 Hrs after the start I take out the Contestants Picture with the highest amount of comments and rates until there is only one contestant. ( * Folder will be closed during Removal and screenshot, and highest scored photo removed and Folder will then be reopened - Max 5 Min ) Another Catch, just because y

Twisted
Keith SweatTwisted - Featuring Kut KloseMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com Twisted ( Keith Sweat ) Oh yeah baby You got to make your mind up Yeah, Kut Klose, hear me out 1-You know you are my lover You got me twisted over you I know I got what you need So what you wanna do Baby, baby I know Baby I love you so But you don't feel like I do Tell me what can I do 2-But I gotta be strong You did me wrong When I thought that we were really down So you say you want me Make up your mind 'cause I'm not gonna be here for long (repeat 1) Baby, baby in time Baby I know you'll find That what you needed was here And think about it my dear (rpt 2, 1...) Breaking up down You got me twisted Thinking about the way that things use to be When It was you and me girl I was so free See you had my life Like Cupid and I was just down right foolish and stupid But now I know the reason for the pain and the headaches You

Twisted Through
Is this life, these choice's we make Just another decision or tempting fate Lost in a sea of confusion With endless thoughts Colds winters night creeps in slow everything telling me I should go If I only knew this love wasn't to grow It would have been better just not to know I craved you so much in my heart Wanting to know everthing from the start Now I am alone..left in the dark I move on through this painfull world Thrown about with bitter things herd I listen not to this hateful speach I know inside I have much to teach So I look onward...feeling with reach The greatest gift anyone can give Is you heart to another Friend or lover Friendship are the goods in life The ties that bind love that is kind word so hard to forget live for today with no regret

Twist Of Fate.
The tears of pain stream down my face. I wipe them away, As they are replaced. Never could I have imagined, How very hard all of this would be. I waited for the call, That I knew would come one day. It was an instant sickness when your voice said Mommie. Never did I think, I would not want to come. I got in the car to come to you. As I drove, My mind began to race. All the thoughts had became motions and actions, Leading us here today. I wonder what mistakes I made along the way. If I had done things differently, Would it have changed this twisted fate? Dee Parenti© All Rights Reserved.

Twisted
She fades away, Into a cave. Hiding from a world, That makes no sense. Letting the damp air, Close tightly around her. Wishing she'd disappear, And become forever gone. Knowing all is lost, But never forgotten. She seeps deeper within, The dark damp cave. Twisting and winding, It goes on and on. A left here, And a right there. Surly she will get lost, Never to return. Fearing all, She once loved. Loving all, She once feared. Her twisted little nightmare, Has yet to begin.

Twisted
Words twist and tumble Through my mind But I can't grab the right word Or the right line So we sit In silence But it’s not uncomfortable In fact I love it You rest your head on my chest As we lay here Lovers entwined Hearts tangled You raise your head And look into my eyes And I see our love Almost as if it’s a real force I don’t ever want to lose this moment You lay your head on my chest once again And now I can feel your heartbeat And my hearts skips And I finally find the words I’m looking for I love you

Twisted Game
MY LIFES A TWISTED GAME. WHERE I'M NOT IN CONTROL OF MY OWN NAME. MY TEARS ARE REAL,BUT ONLY FOR ME TO SEE. THE MOURNERS JUST SEE ME AS A SHELL OF WHAT I USED TO BE. MY LIFE GOES ON AS I PARADE AS IF I'M JUST FINE. BUT I HIDE ALL MY TRUE PAIN INSIDE CAUSE ITS MINE ALL MINE, DAYS FADE AND GO BUT MY PAIN STILL GROWS. I DON'T THINK THAT ANYBODY REALLY KNOWS. THIS IS WHY MY LIFE IS A TWISTED GAME AND NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW MY TRUE NAME.

Twisted Strawberry Shortcake
Prep Time: 20 min Total Time: 50 min Makes: 20 servings, 1/2 cup each 2 pkg. (4-serving size each) JELL-O Vanilla Flavor Instant Pudding & Pie Filling 1 qt. (4 cups) cold milk 2 cups thawed COOL WHIP Whipped Topping 1 pkg. (12 oz.) store-bought angel food cake, cut into 1/2-inch cubes 1/3 cup orange juice or orange-flavored liqueur 3 cups sliced fresh strawberries 5 squares BAKER'S Premium White Baking Chocolate, grated PREPARE pudding mixes with milk in large bowl as directed on package. Gently stir in whipped topping. PLACE cake cubes in large bowl. Drizzle orange juice over cake, then toss to coat. Place half of the cake cubes in deep glass serving bowl; cover with layers of half each of the pudding mixture, strawberries and chocolate. Top with layers of remaining cake cubes, pudding mixture, strawberries and chocolate. REFRIGERATE at least 30 min. or until ready to serve. Store leftover dessert in refrigerator.

Twisting
I find myself twisting in the winds of unchange, lost in some place between yesterday and tomorrow that doesn't really feel like today. Time takes on a new unmeaning and drifts into itself, looping over and over in hopeless cycles of monotony. Even change itself remains the same. Even "new" is a repeat of the last thing that was supposed to be different, but wasn't really. Days go by in a blind haze of apathy because even upon waking, I know that this will be another endless yesterday.

A Twist Of Fate
A twist of fate has turned the key, opening thoughts of what use to be Timid words within the night Once again the heart takes flight Truth or lies it does not care Its beat is loud The rhythm strong It's lie in wait for way to long A shattered soul shrieks in pain afraid to try and loose again The scars are real darken wounds which even time refuse to heal Innocence long since passed Though still a tender hand does reach the barrier now is breached The walls do crumble the heart revealed. Nixy

Twisting And Turning
Mixing and matching, Twisting and turning, Hoping and praying, Dreaming and considering, Never knowing yet always knowing, Wanting to, yet not wanting to, Mixing my heart, Matching my soul to yours, Twisting fate with the flick of the wrist, Turning my life over, Hoping that it would end, Praying that it never would stop, Thinking it was over, Wishing that it wasn't, Dreaming of its coming, Considering letting it steal within Never knowing if it's true, Always knowing that it's there. Wanting to live in the light, Not wanting the light to come, The love of another The dreams of someone close, Remembering what you used to feel, Can it come back if you pray so?

Twisted Heart
walking calmly through the ether seeing what may come from the journey a bright light up ahead, fear fills me hiding from the light, taking to the shadows reaching out, taking a piece of the light the light flares demanding it back apologizing to the light, I explain my intentions the light seems pleased and I emerge from the shadows Now I walk with the light, emotions and thoughts pure But the light wants more, more than I am asks me to be something I am not lashing out at any perceived wrong confused I walk with the light, trying to meet it's needs maintaining my own sense of self all the while the light lashes out again, offering so much I try to fulfill again, only to anger the light releasing a deep sigh, I fall back to the shadows nursing the burns from walking in the light emotions still strong, confusion stronger where do I stand? with the light or in the shadows? I will learn in time, as we all must

Twisted & Transparent's Auction Info
HELLOOOOO SEXIES! LOOKING FOR A FEW PEOPLE TO ENTER MY AUCTION WITH A TWIST! THE FEE IS 20K FU BUX TO ENTER... YOU WILL LOSE NOTHING MIN. BID IS 25K FU BUX! THE TWIST IS... 10K FU BUX OF EACH ENTRY GOES INTO A POOL AND THE PERSON WHO ENDS UP WITH THE HIGHEST BID WILL GET THAT POOL~ IF INTRESTED SEND ME A PHOTO LINK AND YOUR OFFERS... I WILL STICKY A BULLETIN AT LEAST 2X~ WILL START ON SUNDAY AND END ON SAT. LOVE ALWAYS, SHELLY AKA TWISTED AND TRANSPARENT! Twisted&Transparent~ Wifey to My soldier John~Fu~Owned By Frankie aka Fan Of BBW~@ fubar

Twisted Whispers All Bombers Man Your Stations Please
The FREAK BATTLE is ON!! The first to 50,000 comments will win a Happy Hour. Two FREAKS remain. Only one will walk away with the prize. I need comments please!! Thanks so much!! I will be at work all day today with no chance of being online...HELP!!!! I will return around 7 pm est. Send private message afterwards, if you like, so I can return some of the fu-love!! Thank you for all the help I have already got!! XOXOXO Twisted Whispers(yep, thats me!!) CLICK PIC TO BE TAKEN TO CONTEST PAGE! (repost of original by 'TwistedWhispers-Wolves of Wiccan Family' on '2008-03-31 06:55:20')

Twisted
TWISTED Twisted beyond belief, not high,haven`t even hit the leaf Is my view off the hook because I can read these guys like a book They all about hittin the skins and on what that depends has nothing to do with my inner being, just my sexuality exploiting me, devouring me as if I were a sloppy Joe, or betta yet, they`d rather me be a Hoe, but maybe I`m warped or so they tell me so, But when I say no I`M BEING TWISTED, or selectively interested in only those that can break through that wall, built in the latter years by my tears, rocked and cradled by the shears which cut in to my soul and exposed that which was inert, that which hurt - BUT I`M TWISTED. TWISTED and out of control because I put it on you at the club, don`t want no connection, no I don`t want to be connected and exchange lines of communication, because you say I am teasing you and am an awful temptation. You can`t keep ya hands to ya self but I`m TWISTED, I`m trippin, I`m diggin Look at ya self brot

Twisted
See you rise from the grave and it makes me insane. Gotta kill all the people that's around me everyday. I'll make them pay for their sin's as I laugh maniacly. Watch the world burn in flames as I see the ghosts around me I feel the rage inside me. Let the powers that bind me burn the world alive. Welcome to my heaven you might call it hell. But a thrive and thrash in my dark oblivion. My heart bleeds black for those not welcome

"twisted"
"Twisted" When lost in the dark,why close up your eyes? It's not us that you hate,it's yourself you despise. Don't sew yourself shut,or stay locked in a wall. Don't cry and don't whimper, or curl in a ball. I'm not trying to pry or even to meddle. I can see through the lies and mystery you peddle. Can't listen to a word, the truth is so twisted. Who'd ever say, "hey honesty I miss it?" Words feel like whispers,collected by ears. Garbled and twisted,over all of these years. Eyes feel like windows, that bring out the light. Wide open kept closed, no matter hold tight. I'm not trying to pry,or even to meddle. I can see through the lies, and mystery you peddle. Can't listen to a word, the truth is so twisted. Who'd ever say, "hey honesty I miss it?" Build yourself strong, don't give opportunity. Soon anguish and sorrow, will give you immunity. Against all feeling-love kindness and care. To all those around you, is it really that fair? I'm not trying to pry, or even

The Twist
Have you ever wondered why the world can be such a cruel cruel place? You spend most of your adult life looking for your soul mate and then when you think you have found them life takes a twist. Why is it that people think they have found their love and then after the newness wears off your not as special to them anymore? Why is it that people spend most of their life trying to fix or save a relationship that is beyond repair? Why is it that people cant change their way of life if it means keeping or loosing their "soul mate"? Is there any meaning to marriage anymore? Or is it just a piece of paper that you sign your life away on? Does that piece of paper mean that you are willing to spend the rest of your life with that person and love them unconditionally and not hurt the person you love? Or does it just mean "your my bitch now"? Why is it that when a person is supposed to love you and be there for you all they do is lie to you and make you feel like shit for the

Twist Of Fate
You promised never to leave. . . Or so I was led to believe. . . Your love brought nothing but sorrow. . . Leaving me a night with no tomorrow. . . But as I see to my surprise. . . The sun is beginning to rise. . . As the day begins anew. . . I realize it was I who really left you. . .

Twisted Up
OYE!!! Thats all I can say this morning. My stomach is all twisted up, nervous, making me sick.. My children leave today for a five day vacation with my ex-husband and his family. Which is a good thing, don't get me wrong. But I have never been away from the kids for more than two nights, NEVER!! Not to mention, I will only be working two of those five days, so there are three whole days I wont have any distractions. And of course I know whats gonna happen then, I am going to end up depending on my boyfriend to be there 24/7 distracting me, which of course isnt fair to him.. But I can already see myself doing that.. Sorry hun..lol I know I am being silly about this, but Ive got myself so damn worried I cant sleep. I have all their bags packed for the most part, gotta grab a few things from their dressers when they wake. Not too sure how I am going to get through this week without becoming a nervous wreck. I am so worried that they wont have enough damn fun. His f

Twisted
You love me, You leave me, You bring me down to me knees, When I resist you, You hurt me even more, Like twisting a blade in my heart, You know I cant say no, You know I want to please you, But you've got me twisted, For your own sick pleasure, I'm tired of this, I'm tired of you, Either leave me be, Or be with me.

Twisted....
this happens to be one of my favorite songs, so i thought i'd share it. i know you're all used to hardcore/screamo from me, so..... here's a little something different. Da Rockwilder - Method Man & Redman i'm trying to gain some courage before i harrass the crazy squirrel.

The "twist"
Okay, people are asking me what I mean in my description by "the twist". Did you ever think that perhaps I just wanted to leave it as vague as that because of the intrigue it picques? If I don't tell you but you are compelled to find out, it sort of necessitates that you return and simply learn more about me with time as I continue to add bits and pieces to my page here. For now I will tell you that the "All American Girl" part primarily refers to how I generally present to the world on a day-to-day basis. The "twist" part is the part of me that the majority of people don't see or know about. Of course...by that definition then, don't most people have a "twist"? A shadow side to themselves or more than meets the eye perhaps? A public personna and a private personna? And please (MEN!), don't jump to the conclusion that I'm referring to kink because I'm not. I've been here a few days and will say that this is an amusing site. Most notable are the multitudes of folks that will

Twisted And Inkeds Wedding Bully
HIDDEN PLEASURES is proud to announce InkedAngel & TwistedDragon’s renewal of fu-vows Friday August 29 @ 8:30pm in Hidden Pleasures Lounge Join us as we celebrate the re-joining of these two souls in fu-marriage. They have brought together strangers and built a family, lets join together for them to show them our love and support on this special day. Come on in and say hello and join the festivities. Kick back with people who know what family is about. So What Are You Waiting For? (click here to enter)

Twisted Dreams
when i woke up today with the residue of a dream hanging in my mind lingering on the edge giving me insights into the secret mysteries just as life offers up with many types visions of love, success and happiness I always wake to find them a dream just out of reach as hard as i try to remember to grasp to pull to fight for those dreams begin to fade then when i have given up pushing them away from me they begin bubbling back up to the surface their scent, fame and peace tempting me teaching me discovering new lessons the hidden meanings intertwine with reality showing me how life is a complex fabric woven threading loved ones in and out of the cloth with passion, glory and wisdom

Twisted...
Broken plaything Leftover of the old age Intentions fallen down My angel closes her eyes She couldn't heal me Twisted metal in me Shoot me to try and make me beg Bury me deep to keep me whole I may die alone, but... I'll still follow you I know who you are Do you wanna know me? This time, mistakes I keep dreaming Stop breathing I need to hear you say... "I love you" Keep breathing Never gonna leave Sentenced to suffer Self imposed and lovely Beauty in dispair Join me on my broken road.... Laugh when I cry Smile as we die Welcome...

A Twisting Life
Mixing and matching, Twisting and turning, Hoping and praying, Dreaming and considering, Never knowing yet always knowing, Wanting to, yet not wanting to, Mixing my heart, Matching my soul to yours, Twisting fate with the flick of the wrist, Turning my life over, Hoping that it would end, Praying that it never would stop, Thinking it was over, Wishing that it wasn't, Dreaming of its coming, Considering letting it steal within Never knowing if it's true, Always knowing that it's there. Wanting to live in the light, Not wanting the light to come, The love of another The dreams of someone close, Remembering what you used to feel, Can it come back if you pray so?

Twisted Guacamole
Twisted Guacamole Ingredients: - 3 ripe avocados - 1/2 bunch cilantro leaves - 1/2 medium red onion diced - 3 jalapeno chilies, finely chopped - 2 tablespoons key lime juice - 1 tablespoon Don Eduardo Silver Tequila - Salt and pepper to taste Peel and seed avocado, mash in a bowl with fork. Add ingredients, mash to mix. Garnish with lime rind twist, serve with tortilla chips or your favorite authentic dishes. (Source: Don Eduardo Tequila)

Twisted
To twist my words and drive my soul, you take great pains to control. I free my mind and accept my fears, let go of the wheel, nobody steers. Like a tornado you center upon my life, twisting and ripping all in my sight. Gone are the flowers, trees, pillows, and plates. I tried to save them all, but I was too late......

A Twist On New Years Eve Drops...
New Years Eve is one day away. The year end count down has been done by Dick Clark for ever it seems. Watching cameras trained on Times Square New York City while a giant ball drops to the countdown, however Dick Clark I do not think would be counting down to some of the things different cities drop at New Years Eve. Hershey Pennsylvania: It's only appropriate that the country's best known chocolate town drops an over-sized homage to cocoa on New Year's Eve. Specifically a seven-foot tall, Hershey's Kiss made out of aluminum. Bethlehem, Pa. : Pennsylvania confection doesn't have to come in chocolate form. Eighty miles east of Hershey sits Bethlehem's Just Born Candy, maker of Peeps, the chick-shaped marshmallow candy that my wife calls "squishy and delicious." Flagstaff Arizona: Flagstaff borders the largest Ponderosa Pine forest on the continent. So to commemorate the Weatherford Hotel turning 100 on New Year's Day in 2000, owner Sam Green felt a pinecone drop was in order. Havre

A Twist In My Story
Slow down, the world isn't watching us break down It's safe to say we are alone now, we're alone now Not a whisper, the only noise is the receiver I'm counting the seconds until you break the silence So please just break the silence The whispers turn to shouting The shouting turns to tears Your tears turn into laughter And it takes away our fears So you see, this world doesn't matter to me I'll give up all I had just to breathe The same air as you till the day that I die I can't take my eyes off of you And I'm longing, for words to describe how I'm feeling I'm feeling inspired My world just flip turned upside down It turns around, say what's that sound It's my heart beat, it's getting much louder My heart beat, is stronger than ever I'm feeling so alive, I'm feeling so alive My whispers turn to shouting The shouting turns to tears Your tears turn into laughter And it takes away our fears So you see, this world doesn't matter to me I'll give up all I h

Twisted And Wrong
forgot to name it... i'll get to that later... monochromatic rainbow of the night across blood stained clouds in the ebon sky a beauty so dark, and twisted and right pleasure so intense, you and i will cry these feelings, not new, dance throughout my mind not a single one can see its true place i stare at your words, but i am still blind my lust cannot see past your lips, your face darkness twists within, desire clouds my eyes i can already feel your fire within me burning from my soul, down between my thighs my new obsession is what you will be one bite on my neck, your nails on my spine you are the rainbow, never to be mine. ~sinamynlee

Twisted Phuckers Graphixs N Skins
If you are interested in one of the cards please send me the information that you want on the card in Private Message. I will get to it as soon as I can. I have also created skins for the Twisted Phucker members, feel free to rip them. I do this as I get time so please check back for new ones. Also if you have ideas for new skins of graphics let me know. Skins

Twisted Snow Angel Part1
"I have an idea," she said in a tone of voice only he would recognize, took her head off his strong chest and looked up at him. "Oh, yeah?" He replied and smiled a big smile, waiting for her idea, certain it would intrigue him. "Oh, yeah," she said in a low sexy voice as she stuck her tongue deep in his mouth and ran her hand across his inner thigh, stopping just short of his manhood. "What do you have in mind?" He said trying to keep his cock from moving to her hand and trying to remain in control as his tongue played tag with hers. "I want you to tie me up out there," she said as she pointed, sheepishly; out the window to her snow covered back 40. The snow piled up high outside her TV room windows as far as you could see, no houses, no roads, just a whole lot of snow. 'The Frozen Tundra" she always joked. "I want you to make me snow bound," she said as she thrust her tongue deeper in his face. His cock about jumped out of his pants at that as her taste buds rolled over his. "She

Twisted Snow Angel Part2
Her eyes rolled into the back of her head and her body clenched tight."OOOOOOOOHHHHHH, MMMMMMNNNN," she cried as her ass rose off the table as he picked up speed just as she started cumming hard. He took her through every wave of her tremendous euphoria until she could not take it anymore. He took the glass fuck toy out of her and she fell back limp on the table. He removed the gag from her mouth and she took a deep breath. He brought the Pyrex to her lips and watched as her tongue happily lapped her own jizz off of the well-coated toy. The look of total satisfaction and appreciation washed over her face as she devoured every drop. She had the taste of cum now and wanted more. "Can I please taste your cock," she cooed between licks as she looked at him pleadingly.She watched intently as he released his ginormous cock from the restraints of his jeans. He brought his dick to her lips and shoved it into her mouth along with the glass cock. Her tongue rolled all over both as she moaned wit

Twisted Fate
My heart shall die a thousand deaths with but a single glance. My tortured soul cries out to the heavens and does not get a reply. God is there but does not listen to the cries of a bruised and battered soul. My goal is there but not within my grasp. Holding fast to another as I lay and die. The winner gets the spoils and another soul shall die this day because of forgotten love. Twist of fate in ruins of lore release in me a righteous score. Now I lay me down to sleep and never do I wake. A lonely soul forever cursed in seeds of hurt and shame.

Twisted
Locked in the twisted depths in the darkest reaches of your own mind, gazing through eyes that barely see, everything in a haze. Not in control of anything, unable to speak, unable to move. You try to grasp some understanding of the world about you. Looking for anything that is real. In desperation you reach out to someone. Trying to find that one person that truly cares. Someone to share your plight. Your pain is their pain; your hell is their hell. Your beauty radiates upon them. And you shine in their eyes. When you have your down moments they comfort you and share, and love you all the more for letting them see your pain. When you have your good moments they rejoice and are happy for you. But that is not the case here. You are still locked in your mind, unable to control your actions. Nothing is real, except the hazed over world and the darkness within your head. Are you even real? Or are you a figment of your own imagination?

Twisted Comment Contest
TwIsted Comment Contest Running From 6/28 - 7/11 Each Co Founder will select their favorite comment and the 3 top comments will be awarded 1 Mil fubucks each. WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR ! The most sick, twisted, fucked up or ROTFLMFAO profile comments.. Leave as many as you want all week ! Have fun and lets get twIsted ! Thanks, Rick, Dan & Nik

Twisted Tracks And Sloppy Seconds 2night In Bada Bing - Dont Miss It !
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Twisted Path
left right left right straight ahead dead ends every way i turn faster i run and faster they hit me left right left right straight ahead screaming and frightened i can hear the fog is rolling in now left right left right straight ahead keep running just keep runnign where did i go who is screaming left right left right straight ahead times run out theres no one here empty and hollow all is black left right left right straight ahead twisted and ripped i see it there reaching and stretching yet not quite there left right left right straight ahead finally i understand this is nothing more than an unfufilled life

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Twisted Disney
Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2 a.m. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5 a.m., Cinderella shows up, looking love-struck and **very** satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the fairy godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" "I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!" "I can't remember, exactly...Peter Peter,something or other...."

Twisted Playground Auction
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Twisting And Turning
Twisting And Turning by bessy41 Mixing and matching, Twisting and turning, Hoping and praying, Dreaming and considering, Never knowing yet always knowing, Wanting to, yet not wanting to, Mixing my heart, Matching my soul to yours, Twisting fate with the flick of the wrist, Turning my life over, Hoping that it would end, Praying that it never would stop, Thinking it was over, Wishing that it wasn't, Dreaming of its coming, Considering letting it steal within Never knowing if it's true, Always knowing that it's there. Wanting to live in the light, Not wanting the light to come, The love of another The dreams of someone close, Remembering each every dream, Can it come to any reality?

Twisted Fate
As my path does narrow..completion becomes unknown, For I had walked so long knowing I had to reap what was sown. The forgiving and gentle woman that I was then, Had always given in..in hopes but yet taken again. Never not once understanding why this should be, Was there something I missed..something I did not see.. Did I give too much in needing a simple return, Is there a true lesson here for me to learn? The possibility of finding the one I so desire, Is it so slim that I shall cast it into the fire? I walk the path with a twisted fate, Unlike another..to find my true mate... 11-06-09

Twisted
twisted and turned not sure which way is up anymore grasping for air and taking a breath of blood the metallic scent of my own As it drips from the hole in my chest that i created with my own hands as i gripped my ribs and broke em apart tearing at my heart to remove it flinging it at your feet as the sparkle in my eyes died out.. Ive given you my all was it enough? my last thought is

Twisted
Shes the sick and twisted one with the scars on her wrist the one who doesnt mindthe blood as it dripsshes the one they all stare atas they pass hercalling her things with out even asking hershes not the one who drove her to such deedsshes not the one who gave her self such low self esteemthey used her and tormented hershe never really did matter but when she is gone people will wonderwhat drove this girl to sees to existthe torment of a single fake kissthe feeling of nothing she just couldnt resistthe feel of the bladeas it presses her skin the end of a day that never had a chance to begin the hatered of life that tormented her sothe fact that no one cared no one could ever really knowits just something she never could resistshes the sick and twisted onewith the scars on her wristbut no one will ever understand the painthats driven her to this

Twisted Thoughts
Should all these thoughts be in my head what if i acted on them what would happen if those thoughts were actually said I know feelings would be hurt lives would change How do i get around these things How do deal with all the lies The lies that have been fead all the games that have been played Everything in my mind is spinning Now i lay here in bed wondering when this all will end when will i see the person i know i am i know hes in there somewhere i know these thoughts will subside i just hope it all happens soon and i hope i find myself before its too late before my whole world is dead

Twisted Lovers
once upon a time these two were quite deadly, destroying all in there path willing ,ready, a city turned to rubble, one sex at a time by the time help did arrive twas much to late feelings hurt hearts crushed, you were lucky enough to survive good fortune to you, by the end of it all, if you were not torn apart from the eye found screaming in the dark {I cant be alone} {so fuck it id rather die} but when these two met, the world knew fear , a new fate had befallen them all no one can save them, no one would dare try, there is no one out there to call one hell of a storm brew , they felt the need to collide , and there power was then x10 when the two finally met , they knew no reason , to ever part ways again yet their normal routine, was not in their actions , they seem to be quite at peace no violence displayed , they were well behaved , it seemed to have calmed the beast

Twisted Reality
For my X~wife started December 11, 2007 finished January 27, 2008 Before you become interested in me. You might want to search your darkest fears. There you will see death. You will be looking at me.Your soul is the only thing that I do lack. When your life ends, trust me, I will not slack. When I retrieve your soul I will just be taking it back. It was just for you on loan. Time for it to come back home. Cant have it wandering aimlessly, cant let it roam. Not like you, that mindless drone. Careful where you go, you wandering to close to my zone. Turn away and leave, this I dont condone. Stay away from me, I will show you true reality. You come near me, your throat I will slit. Your blood on my face, it will spit. The look in your eyes , it will make you shit. Your soul when I do pull, that wasted life becoming eternally dull. Your life, pety and pathetic. You fucking make me sick. Your wasted soul from your chest, cant wait to rip. Your life soon, I will strip Your time,

Twisted
i just have this twisted feeling right now feel the downword spiral spinnin, got a lot of shit on my mind the voices wont shut the fuck up i just need to drown them little fuckers well its been commin for a while i get like this sometimes we each must till our own soil so that we may sow the seeds of our souls, only then can we truly reap the benefits of what we have worked for the ever long battle of inner demons and the right and wrong which each is to percieve i feel twisted today i told you the limits to my internal frustration knows no bounds for i have failed only myself if i were to give up on my will to survive. i am not speaking of you i am speaking only of me, my thoughts, my soul, for before you step into the hell that is me you should know this side as well

Twisting, Turning, Never Letting Go
Trapped inside my own mind Twisted and turning thoughts Nothing makes sense anymore The world comes at a cost The voices screaming so loud But none can ever agree What choices do I need to make To regain a little bit of sanity Pressure builds and overflows People say that it is nothing They look from the outside And think that they can know me But the pain is inside my head And it will not let me go The bindings of a misery That confine my darkening soul Twisting, turning, never letting go The pains and miseries that are me The world smiles and says ok But my chains are those unseen Twisting, turning, never letting go Emotions from deep within These shackles that bind my mind The darkness has become my friend This is my sanctuary of insanity In the depths of my crumbling mind Come walk if you dare with me Do not be afraid of what you find I stand on the edge about to fall Into the abyss of nothingness It’s only the precipice of my mind C

Twisted
These summer days are magnificent, Warm breezes, skies are star studded Although my nights have been cut short suddenly, You still decorate my dreams, with pride and hope. I must present my apology to you, I've made mistakes, I've given pieces of my heart to others, But in return, got them back shattered. Now, I know you're happy with your life, with your success. Your beauty also compliments my regret, my sorrow for myself. Even within this setting of utopia, I'm twisted within our memories. I've been broken down much too far. Now I linger behind the times we spent together, Within the glamorous aura that surrounds you.

Twisted Roots -written 5/14/10
Buried deep in fertilizer, twisted roots lay dormant hoping to see the light.When they do, a beautiful flower emerges.We all have our twisted roots and have been buried in fertilizer. We can all bloom into something different than we were. Your past may have shaped you, but doesn’t define who you are now. Reach for the light, grow, and show the world your true beauty.

Twisted At The Club
My twisted visions of you twirl in a oscilloscope of insane wonders Measuring & excepting nothing as reality Reborn from by the species that cultivated me into existence Ecstasy feathers your soft skin as it dampens Your unwritten fiction becomes OUR science project for the night You and I leave each other as we met thank you for the sinful event

Twisted Addiction - Lounge "should I?"
So back a few weeks ago i was going to get a lounge going on here and i went ahead and made the name so that it couldn't be taken, i'm bored as hell and wondering if i should get it up and going now. I've got all the needed programs and coding knowledge to do so. What do you guys and gals think? It'll be a no drama/no bullshit allowed lounge that'll play a mixture of tunes and dedicated staff. I'm able to DJ once again and will be hiring more when the lounge get's active. Let me know what your thoughts are.

A Twist On Goal Setting Bare Minimums
Recently I asked my Self-Care e-newsletter readers to share what helps them 'turn toward their truth.' I've also called this 'minimum self-care requirements' in other issues. As a result, this is what I wrote today to be included in my upcoming book: Between survival and a fully humming creative life lies the middle ground of minimum requirements for centering self-care -- a fancy way of saying what you absolutely must have to stay in touch with your center. These minimums aren't flashy. It isn't about reaching for some fabulous dream or exploring a new passion. But, without these nurturing nuggets, nothing else can be sustained.Bills Steve Johnson Elite Jersey When you reach a certain stage of commitment to yourself, you find that you are more than willing to give whatever attention and energy is needed to sustain your basics. Which does not mean you won't stubbornly test this, of course. Do I really need that much sleep? Do I really require exercise? Do I actually have to have a conv

Twitterpated
A shooting star streaking across the sky above, its stardust twinkling like the first hints of love. A treasure to behold of that I am sure, rarest of gems, a heart that is pure. Stilling my fears as you whisper seductively, you've captured my heart just as sure as can be. Whats drawn us together destined such as this, a feeling so awesome, magnificent bliss. a. boudreaux 2005

Twitch Session...
Ever had one of those days, starts off good, something small happens and it just snowballs to hell from there? Well today is one of those for me. Busting my butt to hire this housecleaner to help me get the house ready for an event, and damned it I get a headack from hell from the fumes. Next, dealing with paying the bills and gettin' charged from a company I've never heard of and have to bitch them out. Then things go crazy on my site and I don't get to change the things I need. Now it's thundering and lighten' and my dog is freakin' out under my feet. I've started something with someone that I don't even know if I'm on the edge or muckin' up....damn, what's next?

Twitterpated
Twitterpated... A shooting star streaking across the sky above, its stardust twinkling like the first hints of love. A treasure to behold of that I am sure, rarest of gems, a heart that is pure. Stilling my fears as you whisper seductively, you've captured my heart just as sure as can be. Whats drawn us together destined such as this, a feeling so awesome, magnificent bliss. a. boudreaux 2005

Twitterpated
So despite the fact that I may very well live to regret it. . .I'm totally in love and the only thing that could make it better is if we could be together. Long distance sucks ass but hopefully I'll be able to head to montana soon and then all will be right with the world

A Twittleess Wounder And The Convo I Hade With Her
->DJ_ Ðå®k Ð...: ha ha ha fock off donkey dick sucker ! KISSY !: im going higher...talk all u want now..im going back to mumming..n tell your bitch if she dont want comments...not to mumm...good nite fuckstick ->DJ_ Ðå®k Ð...: or is ur vocablary one consit of fucking animals ->DJ_ Ðå®k Ð...: can u go any higher ->DJ_ Ðå®k Ð...: ohh wow she finaly steps up a notch ! KISSY !: um no yer not...it says 29 pig fucker ->DJ_ Ðå®k Ð...: for two im haveing funn fucking with u donkey dick sucker ->DJ_ Ðå®k Ð...: for one im older than u dnkey dick sucker ! KISSY !: lmfao...cuz I said stfu...awwww get over it lil boy....u think this will give u brownie points with her? ->DJ_ Ðå®k Ð...: come throw something at me worth hearing wdonkey dick sucker ->DJ_ Ðå®k Ð...: u sure like to pick on ppl but all u can say i have small dick or im gay ur week ->DJ_ Ðå®k Ð...: this all on me u not the nly one im hitting donkey dick sucker ! KISSY !: yea ok.,,,,thats why yer in my shoutbox....

Twitter
Do any of you have twitter...it's a way to exchange cell messages or online messages to our cell phones? If so I'd love to be able to text you on yours.... http://twitter.com/aimeelynn theres my profile..all you have to do is follow me and you'll start getting my messages on your cell if you want too :)

*twitch*
Okay you two - this is getting stupid. Yes, YOU TWO - you know who you are. First off - if I see another foul worded status message, Im gonna come to You @ beat the crap out of you. WHY? Because YOU are better then THAT!!!! You know it and so do I. Second off - too much drama from ASSUMPTIONS. You - if it's done & over...status message - It's Over. If you're not 100% sure....if you think you MIGHT want to work it out & get past the troubles & hurt....status message something like...confused... You are both adults....sweet adults & I care about both of you...but come on!!!! Last thing....stop making assumptions about things...it's a bad idea & just ends up hurting everyone involved..and that includes me...because I AM involved. Now...that's out of the way.....Hunter is online & I'm going to go talk to the most wonderful man in my life....it's amazing how much a friends husband dying can open yer eyes...so both of you...seriously....open those eye

Twittering
So, I've recently re-discovered Twitter, a social networking site that you basically just text in updates about what you're doing, news, etc. I found out about it when I wanted to get updates about Big Brother from one other the people who blogged about the show. Anyway, if you wanna sign up and give me something to do during boring days for me, it's www.twitter.com My username is punkin2. (There was already a Punkin when I signed up, dammit). Or, you can just text: follow punkin2 to 40404. C'mon! Give me some excitement!!!

Twitter Updates On Friends
cherkle pete and amber are talking aagin maybe . roy and tiff are working it out what out flo rida hurricane cheryl is coming to town less than 5 seconds ago from web cherkle i need an update on the gator stats for the season / yeah Gators and bucs and dolphins !!! We love you all !! Mountineers suck. less than 5 seconds ago from web cherkle John had checked in as of this morning . he is out of the office . hard woking man . God bless him . He keeps us on our toes .Gator fla less than 5 seconds ago from web cherkle steve see you tonight at supper time . clayton text me when you get up . im taking anp for 3 or 4 hours i will reply them . Joyce hi . less than 5 seconds ago from web cherkle ok you all have all the updates i need til clay checks in , you see ambers . clay amber wants an add . , Nap time you all xoxoxo less than 5 seconds ago from web c

*twitch*
Read top to bottom; from another site but equally as disturbing. asses4me Him: i agree. you do have beautiful eyes Me: thanks. Him: but you also have nice lips too Me: again, thanks. Him: you don't have a kinky side do you Me: I don't see how that is any of your business. Is there some kind of sign on my forehead that says I am looking for a creep, no personality, and completely stupid??

Twitterpated
Spring is the time where Twitterpation is most often seen. In my back yard is a perfect example. Every night, two by two, come the possums, the raccoons, the deer (although they were both does, so I do not know how that works out ultimately). By day there are the male and female bluejays, cardinals, sparrows, swallows, robins, doves, and squirrels. Nature has added a pond to my back yard. Its a gigantic mudpuddle, but to twitterpated ducks - a male and a female - it is the perfect place to swim. My cat also enjoys the new addition to the scenary. Stealthfully he made his way over the brush pile that I put in to place in order to combat any zombie attack - see the blog E.Z.A.D. - ENTITIES of ZOMBIE ATTACK DEFENSE - and there he still sits, ever so hopeful that the ducks might swim his way. Speaking of Twitterpated things. I just joined Twitter. Its really important that I be able to tell the world what it is I want to say. Minute, by minute, by minute - in excrutiating detail.

Twittering
I am on twitter now. toastedcherry. look me up. twitter with me. i truly don't understand it yet but i am liking the updates and all that stuff. its new and interesting and i love knowing what other people are doing and stuff like that. its cause im nosey.

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Twitter..
Just passing through and wanted to say I miss some of my Fubar friends..soooo...I'll say follow me on twitter and those who wish to keep in contact please contact me there...thanks and be well...see not much has changed..laters.. http://twitter.com/JohnnyDvl

Twitter
i have a twitter account now. it's like sheep following the leader from one place/site to another. twitter.com/alwaysthequeen it's private unless you ask. the question now is, what the heck does this site offer? seems like another facebook but just a headline message.... is that correct? any suggestions regarding twitter? Queen

Twitter My Twat
Twitter.com I don't get it. I mean, I GET it but seriously? Do you think people honestly care what you're doing every 10 minutes? So, if you participate on Twitter.com, what does that make you? A Twatter. Sincerely, the chick bored out of her mind and waiting for her food to arrive, and can't think of anything else to blog about - ReL

Twitter On Friend Of Wow
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Twitter Backgrounds
I love Twitter and setup a website called http://www.welovebackgrounds.com. You can get Thousands of free Twitter Backgrounds, as well as create your own Twitter Layouts. Customise your twitter profile with our backgrounds for twitter.

Twitter 101 - Make Twitter Your Lethal Weapon On Fubar!
Twitter 101 - Everything you need to know about using twitter as your secret ninja weapon on fubar. We know you wise fubarians are always looking for a way to maximize your fubar experience. With that in mind, we have brought in twitter to compliment your account. Next to your status, you will see a link to your twitter account. Using this you can quickly update twitter along with your status; helping to bring people back to your fubar page and giving you a broader reach to communicate your message! The opportunities are endless! Bring in your peeps, advertise your new photos, ask for leveling help, etc……it has all just gotten easier and faster. On top of that, we will also be running promos on the fubar twitter account that you can access only from there. There are so many ways that twitter can compliment your fubar account, and I am certain you will be teaching us a few thing as soon as you get it wired! Commonly asked Questions or Bitching!Why do I need a another sti

Twitter(from Help Page)
For those of you who are new to twitter, do not be scared. It is super easy to use and will compliment everything you do here. There are already hundreds of fubarbarians on twitter. Twitter will give you the ability to not only reach out to your friends on fubar but to the rest of the world.1. Think of twitter as setting your status. If you notice, you can now twitter your status.2. Following people on twitter is just like adding them as a friend. You will then be able to follow their updates.3. The @ sign when used @fubartweets serves as a link to your twitter page when you tweet (post a message)4. The # is a hashtag and will helps people find you when they do a keyword search.Your twitter page is a great place for you to drive more rate, meet new people or ask for whatever it is you need. I look at it is a bulletin board on steroids. DO NOT think of twitter as an alternative or another site to learn. Twitter is your new weapon to increase your visibility on fubar! Don't be skeeeee

Twitter 101
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Twitter And Blogger Open For Business!
Hello Fubarians. I haven't typed a blog on here for quite some time, so I thought it was time for a new one and for some updates on me. As some of you have seen on my status, today is the day I have announced my retirement from MySpace after four years of being on that site. I decided that it was time to move on, considering that I barely ever go on it anymore other than post blogs. But, somehow my real name is still tied onto MySpace, even after taking it off of the website. I wanted to break the tie with my real name and my blogs to prevent any problems people may have with my subjects, which it did happen to me before in the past. Well, I don't really care what most people think about what I say in my blogs, but it was concerning people that had power over my job that had issues on my blogs. So, being that I am going into the Army, I don't need to get in trouble with the military for what I have to say. Which is where Twitter and Blogger come in, I made those accounts with a

Twitter Mind Control
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Twitter N Facebook Insanity
Okay...so what the hell is with Twitter and Facebook these days? I am so sick of seeing major companies telling us to follow them on twitter, and just now I saw an ad that said "Follow Fubar on Twitter" .......NO, I'm already on Fubar's actual website, why do I want to follow you on Twitter? How will I learn more than already being on your fucking website? Even CNN is getting into the madness saying Follow them on Twitter or Facebook....NO! You're CN-FUCKING-N, a 24-hour news program...if I want to follow CNN i'll turn on the damn TV to CNN or go to CNN.com if I want to do it online! I just wonder if we'll ever see the day when we can follow Facebook on Twitter, and Twitter opens a Facebook account.

Twitter Magic!
"Who Else Wants To Add 100s & 1000s Of Eager Twitter Followers, Increase Their Follower Responsiveness, & Top The SEO Rankings With Twitter?.." Here's a fact you might already know: Twitter is one of the fastest growing Social Media platforms! Twitter is known by many, as a place where you can go and send out 140 character messages, better known as 'tweets', that tell people what you are doing, at that particular moment. The reason why this is good for business, is because your followers get to know what is happening in your life, on a more personal level. Prospects like to get to know WHO they are buying from, before they turn into a buyer. Now, this doesn't mean that you should tweet in detail about everything that is happening in your life, but it is ok if you do it once in a while, and keep a balance of business related material, and vice versa. So, as you can see, you can use Twitter to build awareness about you and your company.. PROBLEM: Most people don't use Twitter

Twitching Logs With A Horse
I don't have a tractor, as I can't afford a good one. But what I have instead are horses. You can do pretty much almost anything with a horse that you can with a tractor. Case in point -- this is how I drag up my winter firewood. I spend weekends all summer twitching out logs to saw up for the coming winter. The neat thing about working a horse or team in harness is you get to hear all the sounds of nature. Not the loud chug - chug - chug of an old tractor. And you build confidence and rapport with your horses. They learn to trust that you'll never put them in a position to get themselves hurt. They come to trust you and depend on you more. I decided to scrounge around some old barns for harness parts. Most of what I have was given to me for free, a good price I think. But I had to piece together a working haness from several old ones that had some bad leather. The most I spent was to trade a bottle of Canadian whiskey for some trace chains and a single tree to pull l

Twitter Secrets For Promoters
Twitter Secrets for Promoters Social Media is a club promoter's best friend. Twitter can be an incredibly powerful tool for party promoters who are looking to promote their events to the masses without having to spend a ton of money. Other forms of promotion and marketing can cost hundreds and thousands of dollars, which is usually way too expensive for the average beginning club promoter to shell out. Twitter is free! You can't get much better than that. I have many techniques I use for successfully promoting my events on Twitter. Today I wanted to share just one of my secret weapons I've been using for quite a few years now. To automate my Twitter social media marketing work, I use a kick-ass program that does most of the work for me. It's called Tweet Adder ( http://www.tweetadder.com/ ), and I guarantee it's the best program out there for automatically adding targeted followers and easily managing your Twitter account. Want to know what this simple little program can do? EVERYTH

Twitter.
Hello kids, I know I'm not here alot however I do post thing you might find interesting and updates on things on Twitter. You can find me here: https://twitter.com/JohnnyDvl Follow away. Behave yourself kiddos. Peace.

Twitter And Veterans Day.
Happy Veterans Day. Let's not forget those who served. Also, please don't forget to follow me on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/JohnnyDvl Much better change of catching updates and information there these days. Peace.

Twitter Feed After Undergoing Surger
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Twiztid Individual
I made a new skin today called "For Twiztid Individual ONLY". I made it just for him because he is a very good homie of mine. Don't rip it because I will find out if you did..and the consequences will not be to your liking. Thank you.

Twizted Rhino
it takes a fam 2 make a fam!!! we're only as strong as our weakest link!!! we all need 2 work together to help our weak links & you are the kinda ninja that makes our fam a fam!!! mmfwcl4LYF === 'TWIZTID RHINO' spewed forth the following at '2006-09-25 00:56:52'.. > > thanx dawg. it's juggalos like u that help me keep going...mmfwcl4lyf...i mean it u the shit > > > === 'slingbob777' spewed forth the following at '2006-09-25 00:45:48'.. > > > > u fukin rok ninja!!! > > === 'TWIZTID RHINO' spewed forth the following at '2006-09-25 00:37:51'.. > > > > > > i've met alot of kewl people on lc. thanx fo the experience...i'm fukin hooked now...mmfwcl4lyf to you all...twiztid rhino > > > TWIZTID RHINO@ LostCherry this iz one kewlazz ninja!!! go buy & say hi cuz this mo fo understandz!!! mcl

Twiztid Note To Self Lyrics
Artist: Twiztid Song: Note 2 Self Album: Mutant (Vol. 2) (madrox) you know that you can't buy your way into heaven all those things that you say with no feelings are you pretending to be when you try to be like them becoming less of you somehow and all the while in need of so many friends (monoxide) but it just doesn't seem right, it doesn't feel good inside some how you just wanna pause, are people living to die but it's just all an illusion and it's as real as can be i'm in a state of confusion, the change is still happening how can i change my life when all i have is pain inside of me for all to see i'm gonna break my mind and try and smile again outside of me for all to see (madrox) the feelings that you feel keep you from being yourself you've become so wrapped up in your dirty world of power and wealth you think you can have it all if you want it bad enough and that's probably true that's why there's so much hatred bottled up alive in you (m

Twiztied.
Anyone listen to twizted lately?? no-one?? well screw you then. if u aint down with the clowns, you aint got no reason being veiwing this. So step. K? anyways.. any juggalo family within this site... message me. MMFWCL. Juggalette Jenn

Twizzted
A bond so strong, I cannot, let go. A passionate desire, thats deep within my heart. Satin sheets, deep colors of, purple and red rose petals a flow everywhere. What do this lead to from the heart. My mind is telling me no, but my heart is telling me yes. Yes baby I love you. I wanna be the woman, to always, make you happy. A bond so strong, I cannot, let go. A passionate desire, thats deep within my heart. A bond so strong! A bond so strong!! A bond so strong!!!

Twiztid
Previously House of Krazees, Jaime Madrox and Monoxide Child bring lyrics that send chills up your spine. Only band I can know that can go from wig-splittin, to sex, to haunted lyrics. Down with ICP and the rest of the Psychopathic Family.Bringers of the Wicked Shit. Down with Icp, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Anybody Killa, Esham, Jumpsteady, Dark Lotus, and Zug Island.

Twizta Bully
The Fam at Goth's Twiztid reality wants to welcome our homie Baby Twizta as our new barkeep...stop in and show her some luv.....MMFWCL!!!! Click any pic to get in.....cmon....show ur wikkid clown luv.....woop woop!! A TwIzLeTtE CrEaTiOn

Twizted Syn Train
This Train is A Fan/Rate/And Add Train The Rules Are As Follows. 1 Must Add The Conductor And All Riders. 2 Once Fanning/Adding/Rating Is Completed You MUST Message Me And Tell Me That You Have Finished And Then I Will You Add You To The Train. 3 When You Add Others From The Train In The Request You Must Type "Twizted Syn Train" Or You WILL NOT BE ADDED!!! Fair Warning Now. 4 If Your A Level 4 Or Lower You CAN NOT Be Added...Any One From Levels 5-9 MUST Have Atleast A Picture. 5 If You Are A Level 10 Or Higher You MUST Have A Salute And Picture...No Salute Or Picture...No Ticket 6 No Bashing Or Harasment Of Train Riders If Caught I WILL NOT HESITATE TO REMOVE YOU!!! 7 NO SCRIPTING...If You Are Caught Scripting I Will Remove You And Then Block You. 8 Merry Christmas Everyone ^_^ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- †Conductors† Ðj Twîztêd Çhåo§†Ðêmèñtèd§ Fîåñcë†Co-fdr øf Ðécadêñt Ðévîañçê@ fubar &#

Twiztid Toxic Terror Tour!
WOOP-WOOP: Greetings ninjas; the our favorite fat kid; Monoxide, is back up and at it keeping things wicked. The tour is back and and coming to Worcester on Saturday the 23rd of this month, its short notice but lets see how many want to get together in Providence to kick it at this show featuring TWIZTID, along with DJ Clay, Boondox, & Project Born. Tickets for the show are $25.oo per nugget! I can take up to 5 ninjas with me to the show, doors open at 7pm and show kicks off at 8pm. Heres the deal seats in my ride are $5.oo per nugget, if more then 5 reply and confirm I can get a multi-passenger van, seats for the van will be $10.oo per nug. I have to cover fuel, parking and mileage hence the charge. I would like to depart Providence no later then 5 pm to give us time to get there and grab some pit side seats. After the show it's back to Providence and Club Hell Message me for details and payment arrangements for the show.

Twiztid Show.
Ah the Twiztid show...sadly I was dissapointed. First off my homie wasn't able to get in the show but I think what was more disappointing was the lack of love from the family, I had guys punching me in the back calling me a bitch telling me I wasn't able to leave the mosh pit for the most part sadly to say most of them were rude and stuck up I felt like I wasn't even at a show of lo's and lette's. Other than that I made the best of it I got to see Booondox for my first time which was pretty fresh. But other than that I was just dissapointed by the lack of love I had seen. Anyways I know I won't be going back up to seattle anytime soon for any concerts that's for sure. Hopefully if darklotus is close to our state it won't be so bad. Anyways I'm out I'm sore and tired as shit. Peace out! MMFWCL!

Twizted Heart
it wraps itself around you unwilling to let go, despite the hurt and pain you cause. it only wants to love you but you won't allow it in, to help save you from the pain you inflict upon yourself. the anguish it will suffer knows no simple bounds, it is unconditional in spite of all its wounds. the heart gets twisted no matter what the cost, entwined of its own accord against all rationale...

Twiztid- Diemuthafuckadie!
That's the shit Twiztid Twiztid we give it up wig splits Wig splits Wig splits Twiztid's givin wig splits. We cracked your head in half And what shit funny but we laugh Twiztid running this bitch for nine dash A car crash is no equivalent We far from innocent Crossing the valley and we gets ignorant. Acting belligerent on the daily Hoping that somebody insult me But I guess I'm dead wrong All by myself Fuck everyone else I'm in a hole And I can't breathe my lungs swole. Bad dreams when I sleeping Everybody constantly creeping Feelin so weak and I can't see em My conscience keep leaving me . Falling in and out Waking up with bullets of sweat and cotton mouth Them down south niggas don't know about this And niggas on the West side way too pissed. Because it's East side niggas talking hardcore shit Enough to get the North side hit, we the shit We legit like a muthafucka Chilling with million dollar peoples. Digging up graves and acting evil You looking for the sequel More like someth

Twiztid Ft. Blaze- Bussyoheadopen
[Verse 1: Jamie Madrox]D town fitted, turn to the back With that east side repping ready for the attack Checking the attire, all white and black With the black Twiztid embroidered on the back Guess who's back, yep, it's the tray side And we put it down for life and ready to ride Madrox and Monoxide, you ain't heard Got people who were all anticipating our return With everywhere you look, it ain't looking good not at all And everybody looking is waiting for you to fall Now we design and dominate that's just mans natural instinct And put it on the line like reputations and pink slips We got the music, let it do what it do And this stress carrying the world, we gonna carry that too And we gonna bury them fools and the rest in a cloak at night And strike like vengeance upon parasites [Chorus: x2] Now don't y'all, not for one second Think I won't just BUST YO' HEAD OPEN Give me a reason to leave you breathing That's a point blank message to all the non-believers [Verse 2: Monoxide Child]

Twiztid Ft. Violent J- Marsh Lagoon
[Jamie Madrox] If everything is going my way Then why does it suck so much to be Eric Ritter today? I'm like the captain of the football team And every girl who's someone in my school, they wanna suck my dick or sleep with me I get big props, and high fives For them quarter back sneaks from the 30 yard line I never fuck with drugs, I only drink for the buzz I can handle my liquor, and my daddy is a judge And he looks out for me But what about the prom queen? It's been at least two weeks since she's been heard from or seen Susan Casada, her momma is a lawyer and her daddy is a doctor Her picture's in my locker Her body's in the lagoon, underneath the lily pads Glow from the moon, dark watery tomb Consumed the body, then pulled her below I wrapped her in my letterman coat and slit her throat Then I let go Loudest splash I ever heard And from that day forward I haven't spoken a word And from that day forward i haven't spoken a word......[repeated again distorted] [Chorus x2] The marsh l

Twiztid
These are some of my favorite Twiztid songs (my favorite group of all time , their lyrics are real deep and have helped me through some real tough shit and is a big reason im proud to call myself a Juggalo)"Afraid Of Me"[Chorus x2]I'm soHidden and you're never gonna seeI'm coldForgiven all because of my beliefsI'm noBody that you ever wanna beCause I know that the world is afraid of me[Monoxide Child]Now you can try to sedate me, assassinate or just hate meBut there's nothing that you can do to me latelyNow I'm greatly accepted in the mind so I'm confused and intertwinedFrom being rejected so many times, I wanna leave it all behindSo kind of you to pick up the album and give it a try for onceAnd run and tell your homies that these motherfuckers will die for usSo many questions, fingers pointing for answersSuggesting that I'm the cancer that lingers inside the pastureWith green grass up to my neck, and situations that's too fastTo think about and most people can't dream aboutA hundred m

Twlight Fans
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Twnety Nine Lines To Make You Smile
TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences.. He thought he was God and I didn't... 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.4... I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.... Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7... Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10..&

Two
I saw two lovers across a field, dancing together by a dying tree, the gentleman looking upon his love, to him more beautiful than a dove. He listened carefully to her speech, then placed his hands upon her cheeks, and although I know not what was said, he kissed her soft and tenderly.

Two...
As you sit in silence, Wondering why I'll be your shoulder to cry on Until your tears run dry. When you've been hurt, And can't believe what they've done If you need someone to talk to I'll be the one. If a close friend hurts you, And you don't understand Remember I'm here, I'll lend a helping hand. Burdens are lighter when carried by two, And I just want you to know I'm here for you.

Two
I wonder do you feel today As I have felt since, hand in hand, We sat down on the grass, to stray In spirit better through the land, This morn of Rome and May? For me, I touched a thought, I know, Has tantalized me many times, (Like turns of thread the spiders throw Mocking across our path) for rhymes To catch at and let go. Help me to hold it! First it left The yellowing fennel, run to seed There, branching from the brickwork's cleft, Some old tomb's ruin: yonder weed Took up the floating weft, Where one small orange cup amassed Five beetles—blind and green they grope Among the honey-meal: and last, Everywhere on the grassy slope I traced it. Hold it fast! The champaign with its endless fleece Of feathery grasses everywhere! Silence and passion, joy and peace, An everlasting wash of air— Rome's ghost since her decease. Such life here, through such lengths of hours, Such miracles performed in pla

Two
The soul a big black hole a neverending tunnel of light its it wrong or is it right? traveling through no end til I find you contradiction, the only explanation is it black enough to find the white? day enought to call it night? call my bluff haven't I done enough? I have to die so I can fly wretched irony endures two sides to every cure [2004]

Two
I wish I knew what I am looking for. Have you ever had one of those days, where you're just not comfortable anywhere? When you wake up, you feel like you need to get up and move, because bed is the wrong place to be... and the person next to you isn't right either. So you get up, and do something... but whatever you're doing doesn't quite seem to cut it, so you hurry through and get in the shower. Come out and find yourself something to wear... but looking in the mirror just confirms that it's... "ok". Right, so off with the errands of the day. Errands are nice, mindless following of a list, that's easy enough. Then off to some function, where for some reason you feel just a little more rushed or un-centered than normal. At last you head out to do whatever it is you've been planning for that day... probably what's been on your mind all day... and even that doesn't feel right. Just left of center, as it were. So, you go on into the darkness, moving forward because forward also happen

Two
They are two people drawn together by an unseen power. A bond from a distance, only they know the reason. Love has an intensity as still as a calm night or as savage as a raging storm. That is the need. Together they are one, alone no more. A light comes into their hearts to make them alive. Aware of life and living again in a complacent world. Strangers for a time, until their souls reach out and touch one another. The knowledge of a lifetime is passed between them. Sharing the joys, the tribulations, the expectations is a new experience. Strangers no more, caring begins. With familiarity comes laughter to brighten the spirit and lighten the heart. An understanding, that words cannot express, spreads across the miles and friendship commences. They wonder at this new found level of love. They revel at the very thought of hands caressing and lips touching from ocean to ocean. The beauty of love is seen as an oasis in the desert of loneliness. They know where to

Two.
It catches there In the back of the throat leaves you choking like a needle carefully extended into just the right cavity to cut off the air piercing with pain but you understand that releasing the pressure would release everything inside of you that you'd die out and the darkness complete somehow the afterglow allows you to see and if you can see then the shadows aren't real if there are walls still then you can't be followed (Who's left to follow?) You can't be found (Who's left to find you?) Then you won't release. (Release what?) Those demons lurk. (Are they really so real?) They told me so! (But if 'they' are no more..) Who are you to know anything?! (Sweet little girl) (Why don't you just sleep?) (Lay down your head) (Just fall asleep)

Two
Two Adherents of love Discover the strength Of liberation, escaping Burdens of just me Existence, a deliverance, A redemption, The forming of two. Change from one To two frees Us, while we Commit, an Equality, a fraternity, We can yet grow As one, yet two Who develop a Passion, a loss Of anonymity, A completeness to Know two. We do not want “REALLY” to be one, We want to be two, To be equals, Free to be you, Free to be me. Where equality Is real, freedom Becomes a duality Of two, the Accomplishments of The two, never A subjugation of The one by another, But the life Experiences Of the two. Liberation of love Is the forming of The two. It Escapes the burden’s, The fears, Of an untenable Just one. It allows You to be you And me to be me Without fear. Poet

[two]
i try over and over again to drink myself into submission but it just doesn't work. i keep thinking maybe i can drink away the pain for an hour or two. but it just doesn't work you're always there and there's no escape i wish there was. last night i turned into exactly what i tried not to be. a chain-smoking alcoholic. 12 cigaretts, 1 pint of smirnoff ice, and a 12 oz bottle of smirnoff watermelon and you were still my predominant thought. i wish you'd just go away and leave me be for a day so maybe i could regain some of my sanity.

Two
A soft drumb beats deep in the middle of me, with soothing vocals "Come follow me, take this journey".. soft awe'ing choir so peaceful. Echoing whispers suround me of one voice, "I am at the end of the hall, come.. seek me out" I do as she says..... The hall extends, farther and farther the hallway grows.. I turn around all i see is fog. I turn back around vision is blurred by fog.... this fog, i dont see any borders. i reach out my hands to find the walls.. All gone.... nothing but a deep mist Whispers in my ear.. "Shall we proceed to move into the next level; do you need me to guide you through the fog?" I nod... A gentle breeze brushes up agianst my face. slowly everything is viewable as the wind clears a path. In a distance a light grows, with emersive power that blinds my vision. I cover my eyes with my hand and look down. I notice the ground is white from being bright. I feel a tug on my hand. a soft voice says "Remove your arm from your face, let me see you once agi

Two
Sitting alone looking out a cold and damp window... Wondering why I let the world slip away from me. Cold and bitter is my world. Why do I have memories of a life that has left me far behind... Looking at a man that doesn't exist anymore, He is a compleat stranger. I guess he is lives here... I have part of his memories. I despise this man. I look at him and wonder what he was and, what he had done to have so many to hate him... At night I lift my prayers up to the heavenly father and Mother Night And, ask why am I still here... If this man was so Evil...

Two
"I'm really, really sorry. The pain of life overrides the joy to the point that joy does not exist...depressed ... without phone ... money for rent ... money for child support ... money for debts ... money! ... I am haunted by the vivid memories of killings & corpses & anger & pain ... of starving or wounded children, of trigger-happy madmen, often police, of killer executioners... I have gone to join Ken if I am that lucky."

Two Are One
We were one before this place and time Made for each other in the sublime Time after time we find each anew Time after time I belong only to you Meant for a love that is always to be I belong to you and you belong to me No one can ever stand in the way our love will last and is always to stay Two are one and must be together so true That is why my mind and heart beat only for you On tara I build my life as it must always be I was made for you and you were for me By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Two Adult Jokes
A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, MÃdam, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me. She replies, If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 221. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - ------------ ----- One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife’s arm. The wife turns over and says I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh. The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?

Two Animals In Playground
Two hungry, animals in heat I nibble and suck his ticklish sides His body arches with pleasure As I taste his body's moisture He holds back laughter I don't stop I slither down to his pelvis My hot, wet lips on his pulsating limb Swirling top to bottom Wetting my appetite even more Long juicy thrusts with my mouth This wildness tires me I'm full I nap there awhile He, too is sapped of energy And grants me the calm In this playground of love We feel safe in this connection

Two Added In The Giveaway To Help Out Tranquil Angel 5 Thanks
Here are two more added to help out TranquailangeL5 both wants to show they love and care about her and the family. they want her to smile thanks for the adding of these pics for her a mansion and if i have enough left over more than a mansion will update it when stuff comes in

Two Alligators
Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp near Washington DC. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age,we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it". "Well" says the big 'gator, "what have you been eating?" "Politicians, same as you", replied the small 'gator. "Hmmmm. Well, where do you catch them?" "Down at the other end of the swamp at the parking lot, by the capitol" "Same here." "Hmmm. How do you catch them?" "Well, I crawl up under one of those Lexus cars and wait for them to unlock the car door. Then I jump out and grab them on the leg, shake the crap out of them, and eat them". "AH!" says the big 'gator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't getting enough nourishment. See, by the time you done shakin' the crap out of a politician, there ain't nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase".

Two A.m.
The clock has struck the hour two. I cannot sleep for thoughts of you. The way your eyes light up my life, Keeps me awake throughout the night. And as I long to hold you near, Your golden-throated voice I hear. You sing to me a song so sweet, I pray we once again will meet. The sun, the moon, the stars above, I'd give to you but for your love. All this that I would give to hear, Your whispered love upon my ear. A question haunts me day and night. Am I the one to grace your life? And do you lie awake at two? To think of me, as I, of you. August

Two Amazing Ladies
Two hot ladies worth checking out and definitely a "must add" to your friends list. These 2 hotties are both family members and are treasured by me greatly. I've spent much time chatting with both and they are the best! So check out both Jude and Lucy and give them the love and support they both deserve! mrsjacksparrow63@ fubar FuBaRsLaDyInReD¢¾CuTeCaNaDiAnGaL¢â~Fubar wifey of I'm Hip....;)@ fubar

Twoare
Longing for one that will not come and chained to one that longs for naught The ache of wanting to burst free the sorrow of what is left behind A bruised soul is lifted never more the pain of loss A kiss found in the wind she smiles, he laughs To want is no more to them satisfied in reckless abandon Together

Two As One
The Master The one that holds her heart in His strong hands. Engulfing her in His kiss, He takes the life of her soul with every breath He breathes in. The keeper of her strength and her weakness, He allows her the satisfaction of having both in His presence. He is the player of her keys, knows what her desires are and bends them at will as He sees fit. He is the essence of what a true man should hold, what most men need and never find. He does not control her out of a power trip He is seeking, but as a real understanding of what she holds inside of her. He is the Master of what He controls. Is good at what He does, and perfects it with every minute that passes. Not a title for Him, but the essence of what Makes Him who He is. The pet A lowly heart. A hopeless romantic in need for someone to find the answers that she seeks . She serves with the knowledge that what she gives is not necessary, but a gift. A desire that she no longer has to fight. A flame that burns deep wit

Two Awesome Ladies Who Share The Same Birthday :) Ty Dawn For Making This ((hugs))
Two Awesome Ladies Share this Special Day ♥ DAWN ♥ Merry Kissmas@ fubar ~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen*~~@ fubar Won't you give us some Birthday Love

Two Angels I Will Never Forget (courtesy Of Dark Angel)
In this blog is a pic of two very loving souls and Angels... I thought I would do something special for my very best friend. But I never had a picture to do this until now. Kianna was a very special friend and sister to a very loving man for 12 years. She and Rob has been through so much together. When he was in the hospital, She was with him. She never left his side. On one of his hospitals visits, She shown him just how much she loved and cared about him. (I’m not going to put what she did here, that’s not my place) One day Kianna and another best friend was heading out to meet up with Rob when something happened. That day, Rob and Kianna lost their friend. Also she found out that she would never be able to talk again. But through out this, she didn’t let this get her down. She went onward to her dreams, and made them come true. But sadly, Kianna was taken from us way too soon. This has taken a toll on my very best friend. For days end he cried, didn’t talk to anyone. Thi

Two Amazing Horses!!!!!!!!!!!
Two Horses Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it. From a distance, each horse looks like any other horse. But if you stop your car, or are walking by, you will notice something quite amazing... Looking into the eyes of one horse will disclose that he is blind. His owner has chosen not to have him put down, but has made a good home for him. This alone is amazing. If you stand nearby and listen, you will hear the sound of a bell. Looking around for the source of the sound, you will see that it comes from the smaller horse in the field. Attached to the horse's halter is a small bell. It lets the blind friend know where the other horse is, so he can follow. As you stand and watch these two friends, you'll see that the horse with the bell is always checking on the blind horse, and that the blind horse will listen for the bell and then slowly walk to where the other horse is, trusting that he will not be led astray. When the ho

Two As One
Two as One by LateNiteFantasy© The enchanted solitude of two lovers where sensations of each random touch of finger tips and tongues and salt of salt is the avenue to consummation Breathing in each musky odour my flesh, your flesh fuels desire upon desire the passion which burns born of each frustration is denied, beyond reach written on our bodies by each others nails and teeth our emotions brought higher by groin fire screams to be touched to death and is finally gorged and spent in mad hopeless love They lay in each other's arms, Bodies exhausted and spent, Tenderness abounds, They are, Two as one.

Two Angels
My parents were married for over 62 years. I wrote this one when my Dad passed away last year only a year after he knew I was cancer free. I think he would approve. "Two Angels" I think I've found my purpose, The reason God let me live, The plan was a devine one, As it allows us both to give. He brought me home to you, And it's here that I will reside. Holding your hand in mine, My heart always by your side. He knew we were both alone, And needed each other so. He told me that I could choose, That I did not have to go. I think I've found the reason... That he chose you for me, As he saw two graceful angels, With broken wings, down on their knees. He straightened their golden halos, And then gently repaired their graceful wings, So they would have the strength together, To soar through life and all that it may bring. This major plan was well thought out, For he would trust no other... So that one day the young angel might be... Half as angellic a

Two As One
Two As One I am the sand, You are the sea. All of your love Washes over me... I am the moon, You are the sun. In the universe We're united as one. I am the air, You are the wind. You blow in happiness That only love can send. You are the soil, I am the rose. With caring and tenderness Our relationship grows. You are the mind, I am the heart. I know we will never Be too far apart.

Two Announcements
First off, thank you so much for your support, and your help, in bringing Illicit Dreams to one of the most visited stores in Blujay! It has been a long, ardous, and exciting journey so far, and to be honest, I've never felt so alive! So, again, thank you. I would like to say, we are now expanding into Ebay! Because of your support, we've been able to expand into an even bigger market, and you can find us on Ebay under the name of Illicit Dreams Superstore. What this means is that I can -FINALLY-present to you my more... mature items, including toys, dolls, videos, and more! And, we have decided to support a nonprofit organization, Affirmations! It's tentative right now, due to the fact that I am seeking new information on their organization, but, I can promise that they are seeking better rights for the LGBT community, and I hope, other lifestyles as well, such as BDSM, and swingers. :)

'two And A Half Men' Gets Record Ratings
After seeing these ratings, the producers may have wished they'd buried Charlie Harper sooner. "Two and a Half Men" earned its most-watched episode ever Monday night as the No. 1-rated CBS sitcom helped kick off the fall TV season with the funeral of Harper, the wisecracking heel played by Charlie Sheen. But the night was hardly a farewell to Sheen: The newly contrite actor, who has been trying to mend fences the last few days, happened to turn up Monday night with his own highly rated roast on Comedy Central. The sideshow of Sheen's career derailment — combined with the hiring of Ashton Kutcher as his replacement — lured an enormous audience of 28.7 million viewers to "Men's" Season 9 premiere, making it one of the year's top prime-time broadcasts, gucci outlet according to data from Nielsen. In the 18-to-49-year-old demographic often sought by advertisers, the sitcom delivered a gigantic 10.7 rating/25 share, numbers seldom seen for a scripted program in these days of fie

Two Apps That Will Transform Your Life!
Rather than writing a column this week, I'm using this space to pitch two software ideas I've had: ideas I'd turn into real programs if I had either the expertise or patience to do so. My hope is that a talented programmer will stumble across this page, make them a reality, and then be forced to give me a cut of the profits, absolutely none of which will be donated to a good cause. I'm fishing for coins, basically. If you don't like that, leave. If you're ambivalent, continue. Idea 1: Blackmailr™ Let's face it, efficiency is boring. Nine times out of 10, you can let almost anything slide until it reaches crisis point. Not only will you get to meet all kinds of interesting bailiffs, your life overall becomes more exciting. Of course "more exciting" also means "more stressful", which is only a positive if you can't get enough of crushing chest pains and premature death. Still, only the most tedious nazi finds it easy to complete chores without some kind of sword of Damocles hang

Two Brooms
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a > while they got to know > >each other so well, they decided to get married. > >One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the > other the groom broom. > > > >The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white > dress. The groom broom > >was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding > was lovely. > > > >After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the > bride-broom leaned over and > >said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to > have a little whisk > >broom!!!" > >"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom. > >Are you ready for this? > >Brace yourself; this is going to hurt. > >"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!" > >Oh for goodness sake... laugh, or at least groan. > Life's too short not to > >enjoy... even these silly little cute..... and > clean jokes > >Sounds to me like she's been "sweeping" > around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two Bedroom, Great View
Two Bedroom, Great View by scarfaccio © * * * * * Finding an apartment isn't easy. It had been two years since my roommate had gotten married and I was still stuck back at my parents' house. It can be pretty easy to get at home: free food and no rent can be pretty convincing. After a while I began to realize that no grown man should have to be told to clean his room because his grandmother was coming over. The apartment search was on. So this is where I am: tired as hell with the real estate listings in the paper peeled back to the "shares offered" section. Walking and riding the subway for hours can take its toll on you. I had one ad left to investigate and I wasn't hopeful. Wash. Hgts., Own room in 2 bdrm, 2 blks from A train, great view, $400. A nice neighborhood, cheap rent and apparently the current tenant didn't care if you smoked. In New York this is too good to be true. I was pretty sure that I would arrive to either find the apartment taken or it would be condemned.

Two Bedrooms
Two Bedrooms by Whisky7up © I'm in bedroom number one. The one you use when you want cock. I've been playing with myself while you were in the shower. I heard you giggling with your girlfriend. I've been imagining what the two of you were doing. Were you kissing? With your breasts rubbing as the water cascaded over your shoulders, soapy suds slipping their way down to your buttocks? Did she have her fingers inside your cunt or were yours slipping inside her? Perhaps you were shaving her so she'd have a bare pussy for you later. My cock throbs at the thought of what you may be doing later on. It's as much as I can do not to masturbate furiously and bring myself to orgasm. You come into the room...you have dressed. Or rather, you have half dressed. Your hair is damp and gives you that sultry, just fucked look. Maybe that's what you were doing in the bathroom. Your girlfriend just fucked you. She used a dildo on you, slipping it inside you with one hand while she manipulated your

Two Birds
Two birds begin a journey long, From different points in a far off land; With a luring urge - in heart a song, Two novices heed life's command. As they make their great migration, Their feeble feet turn to taloned hands; And the two reach their destination As seasoned travelers in the southern lands. Still unaware that the other lives, Each alights upon the very same tree; And there the two, as if guided by God, Fall madly in love and marry. Thus so it is with you and me; Two birds which Heaven's winds did blow To this blessed rendezvous of life, Like the two Swallows at Capistrano.

Two Boys
TWO BOYS Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight", the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know how these are used?" The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me.They are for him. He's my little brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one.

Two Both A Poem And A Song
I hear your voice in my mind I feel your touch down my spine I lock my eyes in your gaze All around becomes a haze You’re the focus of this fantasy Jolene do you know what you do to me We talk about life and loves touch And then I need it oh so much Thoughts of making you cum so sweet Of kisses and passion when we meet Of licking your clit and wanting to see Orgasms hard as you cum with me Of you and I joined in loves dance Of eyes lock in loves sweet glance And hold us together as we buck and grind Knowing you’re the one my heart longed to find As we make our sweet love all the night through You and I joined , me so deep into you You and I one as you grind hard on top This is the dream that I hope never to stop We share passions kiss that never can end If we are both partners, soul mate, and friend For our then is a joining beyond physical joy Though I enjoy the thought of being your sex toy Of you taking me when ever and how ever you please I like to dream of

Two Boys From Boston
Two boys in Boston were playing baseball when one of them was attacked by a killer Rottweiler. The dog had already locked his jaws on the boy's legs. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off of a nearby fence, wedged it into the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the dog's neck. A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed the incident and rushed over to interview the boy. The reporter began entering data into his laptop, beginning with the headline, 'Brave Boston Red Sox Fan Saves Friend From Jaws Of Vicious Animal.' "But I'm not a Boston Red Sox fan," the little hero interjected. "Sorry" replied the reporter. "But since we're in Boston, I just assumed you were." Hitting the delete key, the reporter began again, "John Kerry Fan Rescues Friend >From Horrific Dog Attack" "But I'm not a John Kerry fan either," the boy responds. The reporter says, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for the Red Sox, John Kerry, or Ted Kennedy . What team or p

"two Bikers"
Subject: "Two Bikers" Two bikers walk into a roadhouse to wash the road dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking a beer and talking about the new model Harleys. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the bikers looks at her and says, "kin ya swaller?" The woman shakes her head, no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head. The biker walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her panties, and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small of her back. The woman is so shocked, that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the biker walks slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer. His buddy says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there "Hind Lick Maneuver," but 'til today, I ain't never seen nobody

Two Blah Poems I Wrote
Dreams to share and to fulfill Waiting for our sweet moment still A box full of wishes and dreams yet to come true Desire for the soul that is the promise long over due Time slips away and can not be held in place So I savor the dream we share in this space Where fantasy is all that we hold Where I like my mind run free and bold To escape the bounds of earthly thought The dream is you and all you’ve brought To a heart that craves your touch so deep I seek you out before I dare to sleep Perchance to dream our dreams we share Amazing how much that for you I care And yet you remain a dream of love My love can soar on the wings of a dove So I am sending myself to see you in a dream When you wake you will know it is as it did seem That I was there with you all the night through For I know that in this world only your love will do By R. Thomas Dinsmore A number in the mass unseen Living in this world obscene To the world I matter not at all Live and die, life’s t

The Two Brothers
There were once upon a time two brothers, one rich and the other poor. The rich one was a goldsmith and evil-hearted. The poor one supported himself by making brooms, and was good and honorable. He had two children, who were twin brothers and as like each other as two drops of water. The two boys went in and out of the rich house, and often got some of the scraps to eat. It happened once when the poor man was going into the forest to fetch brush-wood, that he saw a bird which was quite golden and more beautiful than any he had ever chanced to meet with. He picked up a small stone, threw it at it, and was lucky enough to hit it, but one golden feather only fell down, and the bird flew away. The man took the feather and carried it to his brother, who looked at it and said, it is pure gold. And gave him a great deal of money for it. Next day the man climbed into a birch-tree, and was about to cut off a couple of branches when the same bird flew out, and when the man searched he found a ne

Two Brooms
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little dust broom!!!" "IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom . Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to hurt. "WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!" Oh for goodness sake... laugh, or at least groan. Life's too short not to enjoy... even these silly little cute..... and clean jokes Sounds to me like she's been "sweeping" around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two Buddies, Bob And Larry, Are Getting Very Drunk At A Bar When Suddenly
Larry throws up all over himself. "Oh, no ... Now my wife will kill me! Bob says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill." So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker. Eventually Larry stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a bad time. "You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're disgusting!" Speaking very carefully so as not to slur his words, Larry says, "Nowainaminit. I can e'splain everythin. Itsh snot wha jew think. I only had a cupla drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me - he had one too many! And he juss koudin hold hizz liquor. He said he was verrry sorry an' gave me twennie bucks for the cleaning bill! His wife looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is forty bucks." "Oh, yeah ... I almos' fergot. He shhhit in my pants, too.

Two Badges That Give Me A Lot To Be Proud Of
These two badges I am showing here are just a few of the awards that I received while I served in the Army for 10 years (4 Active and 6 Reserve) and they are the ones that probably bring me the most satisfaction of any awards that I received. Yes, I spent some time as a Drill Sergeant, three years as a matter of fact while I was in the Reserves and that was probably one of the most rewarding times of my life, taking a part in molding a young man or woman from a civilian into a soldier. Contrary to popular belief we are not mean sadistic people who thrive on making people suffer. We have a difficult job to perform and not as much time as we would like to do it and we do it to the best of our abilities. What the Drill Sergeant imparts to the trainee may one day mean the difference between life and death on the battlefield. There was a poster I once saw while I was going through Basic Training that made it all very clear to me and the caption was, "LET NO MAN'S SOUL CRY OUT 'IF

Two Builders
Two builders (Dave and Stuart) are seated either side of a table in a rough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar. The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit Dave: - I reckon he's an accountant Stuart: - No way - he's a stockbroker. Dave: - He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here! The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets the better of Dave and he makes for the toilet. On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a urinal. Curiosity and the several beers get the better of him. Dave: - 'Scuse me... no offence meant, but me and me mate were wondering what you do for a living? Suit: - No offence taken! I'm a Logical Scientist by profession. Dave: - Oh? What's that then? Suit: - I'll try to explain by example ... Do you have a goldfish at home? Dave: - Er ... mmm ... well yeah, I do as it happens! Suit: - Well, it's logical th

Two Box's
God's Boxes > > I have in my hands two boxes, > Which God gave me to hold. > He said, "Put all your sorrows in the black box, > And all your joys in the gold." > > I heeded His words, and in the two boxes, > Both my joys and sorrows I stored, > But though the gold became heavier each day, > The black was as light as before. > > With curiosity, I opened the black, > I wanted to find out why, > And I saw, in the base of the box, a hole, > Which my sorrows had fallen out by. > > I showed the hole to God, and mused, > "I wonder where my sorrows could be!" > He smiled a gentle smile and said, > "My child, they're all here with me.." > > I asked God, why He gave me the boxes, > Why the gold and the black with the hole? > "My child, the gol! d is fo r you to count your blessings, > The black is for you to let go." > > We should consider all of our friends a blessing. > Send this to a friend today just to let them know you

Two Become Whole
The lover sleeps and amid his dreams His angel comes on sunlit beams. To waken him with kisses sweet, For her love for him is oh so deep. She wakes him with her careses light Upon his skin and smiles so bright. And in her eyes, he sees the love She feels for him neath stars above. He comes to her to gently place, Kisses upon her neck and face. To caress her body and touch her soul. For together two become a whole. The love they make is deep and true And in this embrace their love renew. When all is done and all's been said, Upon her breast he rests his head. And hears her heart beat for him alone. A greater love, he's never known.

Two Boys
TWO BOYS A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old in first that morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon. The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his fing

Two By Two
Two by Two I checked out the “Book of Phobias” and there just didn’t seem to be “one-a-phobia”, or unaphobia, or whatever you want to call it. But I’m sure it must be there under some name or other, I mean, have you ever noticed that with most people, here in the States anyway, (No John, this isn’t a reason to pick on us Yanks), everything has to be in pairs, or three, sometimes four, or more? It must have started in the Book of Genesis with Noah, you know; “Bring the animals two by two”, or something to that effect. Take a look at something as common as a kitchen table, or a counter, what do you see? Salt and pepper, not just salt but salt and pepper. Has to be two. Two slices of bread for that sandwich…two headlights on the car. We’ve just gotten used to two, unless, of course, you want to be “Number One”, then it’s okay, but not just one. How about baseball? Three strikes and you’re out, four balls and you walk, three outs and the inning is over. Here’s a prime

Two Boxes
Two Boxes I have in my hands two boxes Which God gave me to hold He said, Put all your sorrows in the black, And all your joys in the gold. I heeded his words, and in the two boxes Both my joys and sorrows I store But though the gold became heavier each day The black was as light as before With curiosity, I opened the black I wanted to find out why And I saw, in the base of the box, a hole Which my sorrows had fallen out by I showed the hole to God, and mused aloud, "I wonder where my sorrows could be." He smiled a gentle smile at me. "My child, they're all here with me." I asked, God, why give me the boxes, "Why the gold, and the black with the hole?" "My child, the gold is for you to count your blessings, the black is for you to let go.

Two By Mouth (poetry)
My deviant libido suffers like candle drips on the deepest slab of marble keeps. Goddess of rays- Did I slip from your quickening into the mundane corners inhabited by obedient citizens? Fear can be intoxicating... for those that plan on dying. Waiting for spontaneous combustion is nonsense- Guide the match in my lips to the acceleration of your carnal fires, where emptiness is filled with celestial bodies and all substances are ambrosia.

Two Birds
Two birds tumble in the sky in an awkward aerobatic mating dance - I hear their high-pitched ecstatic cries and look to see them break apart and fly into a tree to preen and catch their breaths. He turns to her and playfully pushes at her as if to say: "let's do that again". They do. © All rights reserved

Two Brooms
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!" "IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom. Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to hurt. "WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!" Oh for goodness sake... laugh, or at least groan. Life's too short not to enjoy... even these silly little cute..... and clean jokes Sounds to me like she's been "sweeping" around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two Bombfest This Afternoon (copied From Family Page)
This afternoon from 2 to 4(central) I would like to have a family bombfest on the contest pic of Asshole (yes thats his name-lol) Then from 6 to 8(Central) I would like to have a bombfest on Tiggerbears pic. They both only need 10K comments to get a one month VIP. Once we get them close I will add 2 more family members to BBG's giveaway. You get to pick either a VIP or a week blast. We can knock out 10K comments in no time. This is a good opportunity if we work hard to get the whole family with pink and blue names. When we are VIP's and have 100 11's a day to give out we can level each other up WAY faster Let's keep Flakitcat in first as best we can. We have tough competition on hers.

Two Become One
Candle light and soul forever A dream of you and me together Say you believe it, say you believe it Free your mind of doubt and danger Be for real don't be a stranger We can achieve it, we can achieve it Come a little bit closer baby, get it on, get it on 'Cause tonight is the night when two become one I need some love like I never needed love before (Wanna make love to ya baby) I had a little love, now I'm back for more (Wanna make love to ya baby) Set your spirit free, it's the only way to be Silly games that you were playing Empty words we both were saying Let's work it out boy, let's work it out boy Any deal that we endevour Boys and girls feel good together Take it or leave it, take it or leave it Are you as good as I remember baby, get it on, get it on 'Cause tonight is the night when two become one Ah, oh wow Ah, oh wow Be a little bit wiser baby, put it on, put it on 'Cause tonight is the night when two become one I need some love

Two Becomes One
Two Becomes One by BlueWolf © Tonight As darkness falls Upon a moon kissed weary earth Stars sparkle in ebony skies Dancing in sweet rhythm To our whispered words of love Two bodies wrapped together In a sensuous lovers embrace A deep hunger for each other So plain to see upon each face Each heated touch Each fevered kiss Kindles white hot passion Brings oh such bliss Two hearts come together Now to beat as one Two souls joined forever Two bodies become one........... ~~PLEASE RATE AND PLEASE COMMENT ON THIS POEM~~

Two Babies Dead: Deaths Under Investigation
BARABOO, Wis. (AP) -- An investigators says the deaths of 5-week-old twins being cared for by their father are being investigated as potential homicides based on the autopsies. Baraboo Police Department Lt. Rob Sinden says the autopsies of Savannah and Tyler Yates are not complete but the preliminary findings suggest they may have been murdered. He declined to elaborate. Officers who went to the home Sunday found the babies dead and their father, 45-year-old David R. Yates, in bed. Sinden says Yates remains hospitalized Tuesday and in police custody on probation violations. He would not say why Yates was taken to the hospital. Copyright 2008 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved. ------------------------------------------------------------------ NBC15 has learned, the death of the infant twins in Baraboo is still being treated as a "suspicious death," but based on PRELIMINARY AUTOPSY results, the case is being treated as a possible homicide investigation. Howev

Two Bodies
Two Bodies dancing In the candle light The moon's in full glow Two people come together The heat starts to rise Curiosity becomes a need And the need becomes a must With lips partly open Touching bare skin Traveling the body of a lover A tongue flicks up and down Nails drag along the back Hands pull the bodies closer Darks pools of desire flare In one another's eyes Moans getting louder As a hip starts to grind For they had not expected they could never imagine That they would be this good He licks and sucks over and over With her body at a breaking point She urges him on Grabbing his shoulders Pressing him down He feels her shudder And know's what he has done. She kisses him softly She licks him slowly Going all the way down A soft moan escapes him She keeps changing it up Till his body his twitching She know's she's in control His moans getting louder She feels his body release Anticipation of this moment Made adrenaline race Now tota

Two Boys
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight", the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know how these are used?" The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They are for him. He's my little brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one.

Two Becomes One
Tonight As darkness falls Upon a moon kissed weary earth Stars sparkle in ebony skies Dancing in sweet rhythm To our whispered words of love Two bodies wrapped together In a sensuous lovers embrace A deep hunger for each other So plain to see upon each face Each heated touch Each fevered kiss Kindles white hot passion Brings oh such bliss Two hearts come together Now to beat as one Two souls joined forever Two bodies become one

Two Beautiful Hearts
Two Beautiful hearts Original Poem by RedyFrLuv Two beautiful hearts beating in concert with each other So much passion and warmth Their flames so bright and glowing What an awesome sight to behold Longing and searching for each other Waiting for the ultimate linkup Their flames waiting to become one Waiting to hear each others heartbeat Whispering to each other...Here I am Whispering to each other...Need you Whispering to each other...Want you Whispering to each other...Make me complete Is it your heart that I am searching for? Is it your heart that is waiting for mine? Is it your heart that is meant for mine? Can your heart hear my heartbeat? XOXOXOXO RedyFrLuv

Two-bean Tamale Pie
Two-Bean Tamale Pie 1 cup chopped green sweet pepper (1 large) 1/2 cup chopped onion (1 medium) 2 cloves garlic, minced 1 tablespoon cooking oil 1 15-ounce can kidney beans, rinsed, drained, and slightly mashed 1 15-ounce can pinto beans, rinsed, drained, and slightly mashed 1 6-ounce can (2/3 cup) vegetable juice 1 4-ounce can diced green Chile peppers, undrained 1 teaspoon chili powder 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin 1 8 1/2-ounce package corn muffin mix 1/2 cup shredded cheddar cheese (2 ounces) 1/4 cup snipped fresh cilantro or parsley Grease a 2-quart square baking dish or 10-inch quiche dish; set aside. in a medium skillet cook sweet pepper, onion, and garlic in hot oil until tender. Stir in kidney beans, pinto beans, vegetable juice, chile peppers, chili powder, and cumin; heat through. Spoon bean mixture into prepared dish. Prepare corn muffin mix according to package directions; and cheese and cilantro, stirring just until combined. Spoon cornbread mixture evenly

Two Brandons And A Barack
If you have not heard, last night Brandon Marshall a wide receiver for the Denver Broncos who is African American planned to show his support for the historic vote by donning a black and white glove in a sort of take on the famous or infamous act by Tommie Smith and John Carlos at the ’68 Olympics, but updated to show the unity that President-Elect Barack Obama’s historic victory represents. This was during a highly contested Broncos and Cleveland Browns game. Brandon Marshall’s celebration would have triggered an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty and forced the kickoff to start deeper in Broncos territory and give the Browns a chance with their explosive wide receiver/kick returner the chance at a shorter field from which to score. Brandon Stokely a wide receiver for the Denver Broncos, a veteran of many campaigns with the Indianapolis colts who happens to be white, saw what Brandon Marshall intended to do and ran over and stopped him. Brandon Stokely likely saved a penalty and a potent

The Two Bibles
'm not sure if I've ever told you the story about the Two Bibles. I'm unsure because like many salty sailors I tend to tell and re-tell stories and of course there is always the occasional sea story that I tell. For those of you who don't know the difference between a sea stories and fairy tales is that fairy tales start with 'Once upon a time...' and sea stories begin with 'This is no shit'. Well here's a 'no shitter' for you. When I was stationed onboard USS Harry S Truman CVN-75, I frequented the smoke pit. The smoke pit isn't an actual pit, it's just a section of the ship that is designated for smoking and all the sailors that smoke go there to puff a cigarette and engage in daily conversation. Where the smoke pit was located was right next to the Chaplain's office. Outside the Chaplain's office is a book shelf where free spiritual literature is posted so sailors walking by can pick their own copy of the "Daily Bread" or grab a condensed military bible to bring to their rack

Two Become One
Tonight As darkness falls Upon a moon kissed weary earth Stars sparkle in ebony skies Dancing in sweet rhythm To our whispered words of love Two bodies wrapped together In a sensuous lovers embrace A deep hunger for each other So plain to see upon each face Each heated touch Each fevered kiss Kindles white hot passion Brings oh such bliss Two hearts come together Now to beat as one Two souls joined forever Two bodies become one

Two Butterflies Fu-wedding Chappel
well, first couple of days, and the lounge is still basically unmanned. there are a couple prospective fu-weddings in the making, but they haven't gone forward with a set date yet. i know that this chappel will work out. so i'm not worried about how slow things are at this time. most people don't even know about the lounge yet. i'm sure as people get to know about it's presence i will be approached more and more.

Two Become One
The soft seduction of your lips Your venture down to my hips Squirming, shivering, pulling you near I invite you in, I have no fear Our bodies engage two as one Pure excitment, the play has just begun Breathing, sighing, calling your name I assure you for me, this is no game Two hearts beating, sounds just like one Far from over we have just begun Arching, sweating, screams of delight I surely could get use to this every night

Two Blondes And Man
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Two Babes And A Dude
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Two Bisexy Gilrs And One Men
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Two Black Cocks Pound A Tight Teen Pussy
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Two Babes In Pantyhose
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Two Cats In The News...
Ah Yes Florida. Where would I be if it were not for Florida yet once again making the news? The Headline read: Revealing Photo makes high school yearbook. Tampa, Florida - Page 219 of the brand new school yearbook is all the talk at Sickles High School in Citrus Park. "There's a picture of a girl in the club pages," said senior Xander Morehouse. The picture is of a student with, what some are saying, are her private parts showing. And it is published in the school yearbook. "When I saw it, I kind of flipped out. I was like, 'Oh my God', but I think that she's probably like really horrified," said sophomore Caitlin Darden. 10 Connects caught up with the 16-year-ol

Two Choices
Two ChoicesWhat would you do?....you make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice?At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves children with learning disabilities, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and itsdedicated staff, he offered a question:'When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does, is done with perfection.Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do.Where is the natural order of things in my son?'The audience was stilled by the query.The father continued. 'I believe that when a child like Shay, who was mentally and physically disabled comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child.'Then he told the fol

[two Conversations I'd Like To Record For Posterity]
Today consisted of two fairly hilarious (to me anyway) completely mundane conversationsThe first occurs in a well lit break roomthere are humming, clicking and thumping vending machinesa low murmor of conversationand a tall, thin 20 something sitting alone at an unoccupied table, his eyes shuthis arms folded tightly across his chestsplayed out in the most confidently unapproachable method observed in psych 101.His head slumped to his chest, or rolling gently to a shoulderoccasionally he nodsor stirsor snores.For all intents and purposesthis man is asleepand seemingly enjoying it as he's not negotiating with an unseen force, or crying out and jerking like those dogs trapped in the rabbit chase dream."Good morning (name removed for your protection)!" in all perky spaztastic exploding noise.I practically sonared this scene in my headbecause even her approach was clumsy and forceful.She had been a constant disruption the very moment she entered the room.Clacking doors, haughty ungraceful s

Two Deaf People
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time." The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis 50 times."

Two Dimensional Time
Define time, at its broken ticks and tocks. Define the finesse that was needed for it. Define the levels that were required. Define the universe that we manifested and measured. For time itself could morph into moments of: Something close, Something warm, Something distant, Something tangible, Something moderate, Something inconsiderate, Surely these moments that we split are seconds. Nothing was sold, Nothing was replaced, Nothing was thrown out, They were ours to begin bring us into completion. Seconds on where I have everything to lose and to gain. Though… To lose is not be rewound, To gain is not to be forwarded, If they are not replace nor sold or thrown …they are being chastised. They are chastised with memories inside my heart. They are chastised with serenity, inside your heart. If these moments are lost and was mocked by the abyss, Then nothing will be accounted for as a treasure. He takes everything away and gives no recompense in turn, t

Two Drunk Idiots Shows
It's thanksgiving weekend and to celebrate I'll be doing two shows this weekend. Friday evening will be a short show starting at 10pm(EST), Saturday evening will be a full show stating at 9pm(EST) featuring the return of Patty Bush to Drunk Idiots radio. Tune in at www.thedrunkidiots.com

Two Days To Go...
Well For Me... There are only two days to go till I turn the BIG 2 and 8 28... I have to say I am really dreading turning 28 as it is just one step closer to 30 then 30 is another step closer to 40 and so on and so on... WOW I am gettinf depressed thinking about this again... So I will have to make next year a BIG YEAR FOR ME... Early part of the year I plan to Chill Out Looking For Gigs, going out and living life as I always can... :o) hehe Summer Time I will pop down to the beach Nearly Every Weekend to do my Power Kite Flying... And Also take the Opp to learn me Kite Boarding and also if I manage to pick that up I may even this year take the time out to Learn Kite Surfing... HOW COOL IS THAT?... ( I Just Want To Be A Beach Bum hehe ) I Also Need To Lose Some Waight as I am Just alittle over Waight... But I will plan for after christmas to go out running and carry on my eatting habbits as I have started to eat more healthy ... :o) At Least I made a start... But Doing to much before C

Two Defining Forces
This is a MUST read !!! Be sure to remember the last paragraph! Your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes. He stays up for days on end. You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. You complain about how hot it is. He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.

Two Deaf People
Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out; since they can't see each other signing, or lips to lip-read. After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution. Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times. The husband thinks this is a great idea. He suggests to his wife if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, pull on my penis two hundred and fifty times

Two Doctors
Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology." The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to "Hysterias and Posteriors." This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council they changed the sign to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." No go. Next, they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics." Thumbs down again. Then came "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives." Still not good. Another attempt resulted in "Minds and Behinds." Unacceptable again. So they tried "Lost Souls and Ass Holes." No way. "Analysis and Anal Cysts?" Nope. "Nuts and Butts?" Uh-uh. "Freaks and Cheeks?" Still no go. "Loons and Moons?" Forget it. Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends." The town council loved it, and finally everybody was happy.

Two Different Needs
WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute, nymphomaniac with huge boobs, who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit...

Two Days Later....
...and I am still in David-Stern-can-kiss-my-ass mode. Dan Bickley in the Arizona Republic is well worth a read this morning. A taste: "For fans, this has become a series of torment. They are still stewing over Stu's ruling, and it isn't so much the application of the law. You can't argue that. It's simply the profound sense of injustice accompanying the decision. It's the net effect of rewarding a team that has been hitting below the belt all series. It's the realization that the league may have just stolen away a great chance for the Suns to win their first NBA championship." That about covers it. And David Stern's smarmy defense of the indefensible all over the airwaves yesterday simply adds to the irritation. No wonder the NBA isn't taken as seriously as the NFL and even steroid-scandal-riddled MLB. At least in those sports, the games still feel fair.

Two Doves In Love
TWO DOVES IN LOVE There was a little white dove sitting on a branch feeling so lonely, so she flew off into the open blue skies. When she sored the open skiesshe was happy some but that was get to be lonely aswell. She saw a branch and landed on it for awhile. There was a big white dove flying around looking for love hoping to find his soul mate. he has sored for years searching for her and never seems to find her. As he sores he noticed a little white dove sitting on a branch so he flies over and sits down besides her. As they sit there together they rub heads and beeks. He flies off only to return with a worm for her. He knows she is the one he has been looking for, so they sore off in the blue sky soring for the rest of their lifes in happiness.

Two Drunks
Two notorious drunks are sitting at the bar. One is crying. The other asks what's wrong. "I've puked all over myself again and my wife is gonna kill me." The other drunk says "do what I dompal. Explain to your wife that some other drunk puked on you. Put a ten spot in your shirt pocket and tell her that the drunk was sorry and gave you ten dollars to have your clothes cleaned." "Sounds like a great idea" says drunk number 1. When he gets home, sure enough his wife is fuming and begins yelling at him about his clothes and how disgusting he is. The drunk starts spinning the lie and says "Look for yourself, there's ten bucks in my shirt pocket." His wife looks in the pocket and finds a twenty dollar bill. "Wait a minute, I thought you said the guy only gave you ten bucks for puking on you?" "He did," says the drunk. "But he shit in my pants too."

Two Different Contests
Get More at COMMENTYOU.com here are some links to a couple of comment bombing contests i am in.... need to get to 400 to reach the next level in contest... i am currently at 44 comments, contest is for the first to reach 5000 comments... leave a comment if you like...if not dont worry about it...

Two Defining Forces
Two Defining Forces: In case we find ourselves starting to believe all the anti-American sentiment and negativity, we should remember England's Prime Minister Tony Blair's, words during a recent interview. When asked by one of his Parliament members why he believes so much in America, he said . . . “A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in ... And how many want out.” Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you: 1. Jesus Christ 2. The American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. If you want to pass this on, I think it would be appropriate, as many seem to forget BOTH of them. God bless you

Two Days Off!
As of right now...I have 2 hours to go...then I am off for 2 fucking days! Can we say hot damn? So what am I to do? I am gonna drink me some jack...relax...listen to some music...play some video games and maybe get on the cam...maybe. LOL Definitly will be playing with my "toys" and "buzzing" all nite long probaby! :) I had to work with Ashley. OMG! The past two days with her have been a nitemare. I have lost IQ points with her! LOL For example she said that she didnt kno how to spell bananas until gwen stefani came out with that one song. OMG! CALGON! LOL Yesterday after work, I went to see Michael's ferret. Its a cutie pie. Got to see Libbie and Leland. Got to tell Michael about my day from hell with working with someone with no brains. And she is a supervisor...ummm...yea....LOL. "For once, I want *ONE* man to prove to me that they are not all the same!" I saw that quote in this graphic website and it just had me thinking...again...danger danger! I was s

Two Drunk Women
Gotta pee... Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, but they had gotten over- enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, 'These girl nights out have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst... My wife came home with no

Two Dayum Years ....
TWO YEARS! I don't know whether this is a good thing or a bad thing.... But TWO YEARS on the Fu??? Give her credit for: ....a thick skin~ People are soooo catty! Meow. ....Blind eyes~ Have you SEEN some of those NSFW's ?? ....diplomacy~ We ALL have friends that are snarling at one another ! This Lady has waded through the morass called Fubar. She has survived and come out smiling! Send her a Glass of Champagne, Drop her a Profile Comment, Let her know that the 2 years was worth it !! The Dark Queen@ fubar Lovingly Pimped by Tappinit : Tappinit~@ fubar Through the Years - Kenny Rogers

Two Dollar Words
i am that instant in time when you see yourself clearly as if for the first time reflected prefected accepted i am that flash of a memory that won't leave your head there but no there remembered engendered surrendered i am that haunted dream that you can't quite recall dancing on the edge of reason incisive decisive expressive i am all of this these two dollar words that inspire, require, inquire you.

Two Days Of Normality!
After the blatant excess of the weekend, I managed to stay in last night (Sunday) even though there was cock on offer! I was quite proud of myself actually in that I successfully declined a sesh although it was purely fatigue that kept me down. The aforementioned seeing-to has been deferred until later this week so I'll keep you informed. I've also had a really nice chilled out day today. Got up late, bit of brekkie at a local restaurant, took my youngest son to the Wacky Warehouse (U.S. readers - Google it! I'm sure you've got bigger and better versions!) then (GET THIS!) decided to try and mow the lawn! I did about a quarter then the bloody mower conked out so my kind neighbour, Dick, (honestly!) popped over and did some stuff with spark plugs or something and got it going again. See, I do often lead a quite normal and mundane life! Oooh, I've finally managed to install Yahoo Messenger tonight so if any of my buddies on here fancy a chat in more kind of real time, drop me

Two Dragons Soaring
Two Dragons Soaring They find each other at night as they have for unknown years. Soaring among the stars wing tip to wing tip, and what is shared is as old as time itself. When their eyes meet smiles of joy alight their faces. Thoughts cross between them without a sound being made for each knows the other as well as they do themselves. Whenever they are together time first slows then stops. They laugh, They touch, They play, soaring higher and higher till the earth is but a dot. Among the stars they will go for time on end without a thought of anything, save the other. Two Dragons Soaring among the stars.

Two Days We Should Not Worry About !!
There are two days in every week about which we should not worry, two days which should be kept free from fear and apprehension. One of these days is Yesterday with all its mistakes and cares, its faults and blunders, its aches and pains. Yesterday has passed forever beyond our control. All the money in the world cannot bring back Yesterday. We cannot undo a single act we performed; we cannot erase a single word we said. Yesterday is gone forever. The other day we should not worry about is Tomorrow with all its possible adversities, its burdens, its large promise and its poor performance; Tomorrow is also beyond our immediate control. Tomorrow's sun will rise, either in splendor or behind a mask of clouds, but it will rise. Until it does, we have no stake in Tomorrow, for it is yet to be born. This leaves only one day, Today. Any person can fight the battle of just one day. It is when you and I add the burdens of those two awful eternities Yesterday and Tomorro

Two Defining Forces...
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through my home, not a sound could I hear, not even the phone. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, I flipped on the TV and saw a soldier standing there. It was a young man, perhaps a Marine, with a desert in the background, it was a lonely scene. And I thought, ‘He’s so far from home and should be on leave, He should be here with his family on Christmas Eve.’ Then the soldier said, “It’s really all right, I’m over here by choice; I’m here every night. It’s my duty to stand, at the front of the line, That separates all of you, from the darkest of times. No one had to ask, or beg or implore me, I’m proud to stand here, like my fathers before me. Grandpa died at Pearl Harbor one December, then he said, “That’s a Christmas, Grandma always remembers.” “My dad stood his watch, in the jungles of Nam, And now it’s my turn, and so here I am. I’ve not seen my own son, in more than a while, My wife sends me pict

Two Die In 'barbaric' Army Attack
Two die in 'barbaric' Army attack It is believed that there were two long bursts of gunfire during the incident Two soldiers have been shot dead during a gun attack at an army base in County Antrim, the Ministry of Defence says. A spokesman said "four other personnel" were injured, one of them critically, in the attack at Massereene army base in Antrim, 16 miles north of Belfast. No one has said their gunmen carried out the attack, but it is thought to be the work of dissident republicans. Northern Ireland Secretary Shaun Woodward condemned the shootings as "an act of criminal barbarism". Earlier reports suggested all those killed and injured were male. The MoD said the next of kin of the dead soldiers had been informed. 'Murderous attack' Mr Woodward added: "My thoughts are with the families of those killed and injured in this murderous attack. "The contrast between those who serve the community and those who would destroy it could not be clearer. T

Two Dead Boys
"One bright day in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and ran to save the two dead boys. And if you don't believe it's true, go ask the blind man, he saw it too." -REL

Two Days From Renfrew...
I'm nervous as hell. But excited. I don't know. I haven't even started preparing yet, which is bad. I have to have everything I need because I'm fucked if I forget anything. No way to get stuff sent down to me. i can't believe Kenny decides now to be supportive though. He's the loser ex boyfriend, who doesn't know the meaning of the word support. Even though I've stood by him through so much. Anyway... why am I just sitting around blogging instead of packing? I dunno. If anybody reads this and has been there, tell me what it's like, because I'm a little scared...

Two Dicks Ramming Teen Cutie
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Two Dogs...
Two dogs were sitting in a vet's office. The bigger of the dogs gruffs, "Whatcha doing here?"The little dog responds, "I'm getting 'fixed'. Whenever I see my mistress I get so horny I just jump on her leg and start pumping. It's very embarrassing."The first dog says, "Yeah, I know what you mean. One morning my mistress had just got out of the shower, and was sitting on the side of the bed. She leaned down to pick up her clothes from thefloor, and I couldn't resist it... I jumped up and starting taking her from the rear!"The little dog exclaimed, "Wow! So you're here to be fixed too?""Hell no, I'm getting de-clawed."

Two Days Without A Post
Actually found more constructive things to be doing... I must be slipping :). Anyway, it's been a hectic few days/nights. Learned a lot about myself and others. Looking forward to giving one of my best friends his late Christmas gift tomorrow (it just arrived today, rush processing my ass). Got Rock Band 2 complete so me, him, and his gf can all play at the same time (he's getting a PS3). Anyway, I also learned not to do too many "backdraft" shots at the bar... yeah, wasn't pretty lol. Anyway, later all!

Two Day After
True Story Two Days After David And Kris Well The hot tub incident that happened on saturday night called herb, david and kris. i Was feling kind of ashamed never cheated and slept with someones wife before especially my best friends drunk or not. Kris called me on Sunday and asked if was coming for the dallas game i said no i felt bad about the hot tub thing. so she said "can i come over on monday" I was living with my parents at the time. i knew mom was going to be there and nothing could happen so i said "cool come on". Thats when it fell apart right, before she got there mom got a call and had to leave. Mom Was leaving as kris got there, wow now i would be alone with my friends wife. so now i was alone with chistina, chris is 145 5'7 36d breast and cute. we started talking about the birthday, and it didn't take long for her to change the subject about what happened saturday night. she told me how hot the hot tub night was and how my cock was bigger then my friends and she wanted m

Two Dead Boys..
Two Dead Boys Ladies and Gentlemen, skinny and stout, I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about; The Admission is free, so pay at the door, Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor.One bright day in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight; Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other.A blind man came to watch fair play, A mute man came to shout 'Horray! 'A deaf policeman heard the noise andCame to stop those two dead boys.He lived on the corner in the middle of the block, In a two-story house on a vacant lot; A man with no legs came walking by, and kicked the lawman in his thigh.He crashed through a wall without making a sound, into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned; The long black hearse came to cart him away, But he ran for his life and is still gone today.I watched from the corner of the big round table, The only eyewitness to facts of my fable; But if you doubt my lies are true, Just ask the blind man, he saw it too

Two Ends
Drops from a hand There's no plan, No contusions; A mind in a man. He wants out. Fuck illusions. He wants the fuck out. He wants answers Or doubts. Can't even begin... Breathes it out, Thinks it in Come the chimes in the wind A distraction: Win-win. Elevation or sin Blah; Places he's been. This something is nothing, Separates at two ends. One's frightened, One bends. Both under the lense. Both squirm to grasp meanings, And lighters And pens. New lovers; expires, He tires of trends. Together and separate, And never again. How fucking whatever. Reliably human. Fleeting and comfortable. Five A.M.

Two Election Workers Were Convicted Wednesday Of Rigging A Recount Of The 2004 Presidential Election
* Very Important - Please Rate This Blog * Two election workers were convicted Wednesday of rigging a recount of the 2004 presidential election Ohio election workers convicted of rigging '04 presidential recount 24 Jan 2007 Two election workers were convicted Wednesday of rigging a recount of the 2004 presidential election to avoid a more thorough review in Ohio's most populous county. Ohio gave President [sic] Bush the electoral votes he needed to defeat Democratic Sen. John Kerry in the close 'election' [2nd GOP coup d'etat] and hold on to the White House in 2004. http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/nation/20070124-1508-electionworkers-trial.html

"two Every Guy"
From: Stu Pidasso Date: Oct 10, 2007 9:50 PM "To Every Guy" To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.To every guy who has given her flowers just because.To every guy that said he would die for her.To every guy that really would.To every guy that did what she wanted to do.To every guy that cried in front of her.To every guy that she cried in front of.To every guy that holds hands with her.To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.To every guy that hugs her just because he can.To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutesTo every guy that would give his seat up.To every guy that just wants to cuddle.To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter wha

Two Elderly Women...
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing my mind, I swear we just went through a red light." After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the light was red again, and again they went right through. This time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red, but was really concerned that she was mistaken. She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road and the next intersection to see what was going on. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through. She turned to the woman driving and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row! You could have killed us!" Mildred turned to her and said, "O

Two Elves At D'bar B'loo Bbq
Two lil women step outa d'car shake der hips walk into d'bar flip their hair, men fall off der chair band stopped playin', just hot dead air d'lil senoritas got two margaritas by now d'hole place back on der feet they started to dance, two chili peppers in pants smiles and darkglasses trickin' em neat d'mood was sublime sipped their drinks with a lime tequilla shined on der lips so divine flirted der tongues with d'two dudes so young four hours they were killing der time later off they sped d'boys now 1/2 dead to a flyshackin' palace for breakfast in bed and by dawns early light they had taken their flight d'peppers dead in der pants wondering what happened last night put their sunglasses and smiled at their fun their ferrari purring in d'hot morning sun d'story of Two Elves at d' Bar B loo BBQ back on d'run

Two Equals One
I love you with all I am And all I'll ever be. You are my moon, my sun and stars, My earth, my sky, my sea. My love for you goes on Beneath both life and death, So deep it must remain when I Have drawn my last faint breath. Holding you for months and years Will make Time disappear, Will make your lips, my lips, your face My face, your tear my tear; Will make us one perfect person intertwined in bliss, Not man or woman, live or dead-- Just a deep, loving kiss!

Two-family House: Girls Gone Wild
Two-Family House: Girls Gone Wild by littlegypsy Halfway up the apartment stairs, Linda hears her name. She stops, she listens. It's the landlord telling her he signed for a delivery. Back down the stairs, now waiting at his doorway. Feelings of excitement. She knows what it is. She grabs the box and thanks him. Back up the stairs. She enters her apartment. It is a two-family house. She rents the second floor with a roommate. Too many months have passed since she's been laid. She is going crazy. She finally purchased some toys off the internet. The roommate is away. She has the place to herself. She throws her keys, cell, and briefcase onto a chair in the living room. She rips open the box. The first thing she pulls out is the thickest, longest dildo she has ever seen. Not that she has seen many except for the occasional gag gift at bridal showers. Eeeep! How the hell will that ever fit inside her? She wonders if the order got messed up. It didn't look this big on the web

Two-family House: Melanie Returns
Two-Family House: Melanie Returns by littlegypsy © This is part 3 of a 4-part series entitled Two-Story House. * Linda shakes her head furiously at Michael's request to invite Melanie in. He whispers in her ear again, "Remember the DVD." Her eyes close. She sighs. She finally nods. He removes his hand from her mouth. He steps against the wall, back pressed to it. Linda opens the door. He is hidden behind it. Melanie looks Linda over. "Wow, I definitely interrupted something. Sorry." Linda blushes. She forgot about her ripped blouse and open bra. Melanie pushes past her. She steps into the apartment. "I'm staying the night again. I have an interview downtown tomorrow." Linda just nods. "So, where you hiding the guy?" The door clicks shut. Melanie walks to the couch. She lays her bags on it. She turns to face Linda. She freezes. There's a naked boy behind Linda. His arm is around her neck. He smiles mischievously. "Hello, Melanie. You're much cute

Two-family House: Michael & Friend
Two-Family House: Michael & Friend by littlegypsy © This is the final chapter (part 4) in the Two-Family House Series. Linda sits up. Stretches. Looks at the clock. Shit! It's noon. She didn't mean to sleep this late. But it's Saturday. And she was exhausted. The other night with Melanie and Michael left her feeling zombie-like for days. She finally feels revived. An hour later. Linda is in a tank top. Braless. Loose lounge pants hang on her hips. Showered. Hair still damp. A cup of fresh coffee in her hand. She sits in the dining room, between the kitchen and living room. Her laptop open on the table. Papers strewn all over. Trying to organize her thoughts. Her boss wants her report by Tuesday. But she keeps looking out the window. Across to the house next door. Her mind on other things. Michael's words to her as he left the other night. Hand on her face. Smug smirk on his. Telling her to expect him this weekend. She sighs. Eyes look back to the laptop. The document is blank

Two For Now. Please Read And Comment. Let Me Know If You Want More.
COULD YOU EVER UNDERSTAND? I don't think that you understand Can you feel the cold of my hand? Why are you still here, why are you crying? I'm already dead, I'm not dying Don't do that you'll make me feel bad You know I hate it wen you're sad It's not like you'll remember me anyway At least not long after today Just breathe everything will be alrite I'm sorry I cant comfort you tonight I went through hell in my life Now I'll be happy 'cuz death eases my strife Why can't you smile and be glad that I'm gone? After all, you hated me for so long. Please just go away and leave my body here I want someone else to find it and I dont want you near Please just leave me out here in the dirt Ignore all this blood staining my skirt I'm sorry ok? What do you want me to do? I thought you wanted this thats why I died for you PLEASE SEE If you read between the lines you may see MY blood MY sweat and MY tears spread across thispage ive tried so hard to keep

Two Fleas
> Subject: Fw: 2 fleas > > > > > > > Two fleas from Detroit had an agreement to meet > every > > winter in Miami for a vacation. > > Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's all > blue, > > shivering and shaking, damn near froze to death! > > The other flea asks him, "What the hell happened > to > > you?" > > The first flea says, "I rode down here from > Wyandotte > > in the mustache of a guy on a Harley." > > The other flea responds saying," That's the worst > way > > to travel. Try what I do. Go to the Metro airport > bar. > > Have a few drinks. While you are there, look for a > > nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg and nestle in > where > > it's warm and cozy. It's the best way to travel > that I > > can think of." > > The first flea thanks the second flea and says he > will > > give it a try Next winter. > > A year goes by.... When the first flea shows up in > > Miami he is all blue, and shivering and shaking > again. > > Damn near froz

Two Fuckin Strangers
She was feeling edgy. Pissed to be left alone yet again while Patrick was off at another competition. This was getting old. It was New Year's Eve, for crying out loud! What could be so important about another stupid ski race? He was getting ridiculous, and she was getting burned out on the whole routine. Rather than sitting home alone, moping, she showered and dressed to the nines and headed out to the big party by herself. She looked good, she felt sexy, and she was in the mood to find a little trouble. There were lots of people at the party that she knew, but she was tired of answering the question, "Where's Patrick tonight?" So she drifted off into the sea of faces, looking for someone who didn't even know him - or her. It didn't take him long to spot her there alone - at last! He'd been watching her for months, wishing the boyfriend would evaporate and miraculously give him a chance with her. He felt that his chance had finally come and he wasn't going to miss it. He strode

Two Funerals & One Wedding
Ephesians 5:25 “Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave Himself for it.” Do you know what most marriages need? Two funerals and one wedding where both the husband and the wife die to themselves and come alive to Jesus Christ. You see, when a man loves his wife passionately, there’s nothing too precious for that man to give up for his wife, except his relationship to Almighty God. When there’s that kind of love shown to a woman, I dare say the topic of submission wouldn’t be an issue. Most women don’t mind submitting to a man who loves her enough to die for her and shows it by the way he lives for her. Are you married? Then, go on a date this week with your spouse. Are you single? Pray that God would prepare you to be the spouse your mate will need.

Two Faced World...
Beautiful masks with smiling faces and caring eyes kind words of support genuine hugs offered all belong to people I have known a life time Some of which I called "friends" Today, many forgot to wear their faces I have come to know Left behind with their Christian ways For the first time I saw them for who they truly are Seeing exactly what I mean to them When ones life changes so dramatically you begin to open your eyes to many things I have often said so many times, "That will never happen to me" Funny, but it could and I'm here to say for myself it did, many times over. More to say on this but out of time... so to be continued... ~Melody

Two Friends...
Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and past a flower shop where the redhead sees her boyfriend buying her flowers. The Redhead sighs and says:"Oh crap,my boyfriend is buying me flowers again." The blonde looks quizzically at her and says: "You don't like getting flowers from your boyfriend?" The redhead replies: "I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers. I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air." The blonde says: ........"Don't you have a vase?"

Two Fleas
Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every winter in Miami for a vacation. One year one of the fleas arrives at Miami but he's shivering and shaking. The other flea asks him "Why are you shaking so badly?" The first flea replies, "Rode down here from New Jersey in the mustache of a guy on a Harley." The other flea responds, saying, "That's the worst way to travel. Try what I do. Go to the New Jersey airport bar. Have a few drinks. While you are there, look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg and nestle in where it's warm and cozy. It's the best way to travel that I can think of." The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try next winter. A year goes by..... When the first flea shows up in Miami he is shivering and shaking again. The second flea asks, "Didn't you try what I told you?" "Yes," says the first flea, "I did exactly as you said. I went to the New Jersey airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young stewardess came

Two Firends
TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT. DURING SOME POINT OF THE JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE IN THE FACE. THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING, WROTE IN THE SAND: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE. THEY KEPT ON WALKING, UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS, WHERE THEY DECIDED TO TAKE A BATH THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN SLAPPED! GOT STUCK IN THE MIRE AND STARTED DROWNING, BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM. AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM THE NEAR DROWNING, HE WROTE ON A STONE: "TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE ". THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPED AND SAVED HIS BEST FRIEND ASKED HIM, "AFTER I HURT YOU, YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW, YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?" THE FRIEND REPLIED, "WHEN SOMEONE HURTS US WE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN IN SAND, WHERE WINDS OF FORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY. BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING GOOD FOR US, WE MUST ENGRAVE IT IN STONE, WHERE NO WIND CAN EVER ERASE IT

Two-for-one Noodles
Two-for-One Noodles This simple and delicious no-tomato pasta entree serves double duty. Use the leftovers -- if there are any -- to make Mock Spinach and Ricotta Lasagna; you'll find a link in the More Recipes field below. Credit: Desperation Dinners! by Beverly Mills and Alicia Ross Servings: 8 Ingredients: * 4 cups (16 ounces) penne * 2 tablespoons olive oil * 1 small onion (for 1/2 cup diced) * 3 slices bacon (turkey, regular or low-sodium) * 1 tablespoon fresh parsley leaves (optional) * 1 large container (15 ounces) reduced-fat ricotta cheese * 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese, plus additional for serving * 1/2 teaspoon dried basil (see note) * 3 tablespoons hot water from the pasta pot * Salt and black pepper to taste Directions: Place the penne in 3 quarts of boiling unsalted water and cook until tender, 11 to 13 minutes. Meanwhile, heat the oil in an 8-inch or larger nonstick skillet, over low heat. Peel an

Two Faced Liars And Backstabbers Die Tonight
Two Faced Liars And Backstabbers Die Tonight I see you staring at me Staring at me like I am sort of freak at a carnival sideshow Laughing at me behind your hands whispering to your buddy and pointing the finger at me again You laugh becuase you are so fucking ignorant Your ignorance must be fucking bliss When its not bliss,its a fucking disease plaguing me O how I would love to kill you then rip open your skull just to see how tiny of a brain you truely have Chorus Why must the world be so full of such ignorant bliss? How long must I endure the bullshit of society? If murder was legal I would put an end to the ignorant narrow minded bastards of society I would take joy and glee in such a murder spree You said you were my friend but you turned out to be just another backstabber A two faced liar stabbing me in the back again taking joy in my downfall and misery I would love to take this knife that you have stabbed into my back out Then take that very knife and tu

Two Faced Friends
People are too fake on here. They only want pic comments or to see how many friends they can get. So lets see who will actually repost this. This is to see whos paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and i think i know who you are. Repost if you are a friend... dont reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as "two faced friends''

Two Faced People......why?
I have many friends on CT...many that I talk to everyday. I just cant understand why you would be a friend to my face and go behind me and talk shit...and I know that I do not talk shit about anyone on my friends list at all...And you wonder what is wrong with me..CT is beginning to be nothing more than one big fucking soap opera with who wants to fuck who and who is messing with this ones man and vice versa..its the internet people...who GIVES A FUCK!! But when you start spreading information or something that I have told you in confidence, doesnt matter what it is...IT HURTS!! But I guess if you cared, you wouldnt have said anything...to begin with and if you were a true friend you would have never said anything..I choose my friends and who I talk to on here very carefully, I dont talk shit behind anyones back and if I have something to say I will say it to your face, before I said it behind your back. I am a true friend that you can tell anything to in confidence and know that it is

Two Faces
Drifting through the breeze of memories swaying from side to side. a sigh a breath the emptiness swallows the heart as it struggles for understanding torn bleeding falling to the ground listening as spoken are the lies that have broken it before the blood drips from the body crimson streaks of heartache and pain they give away what was trying th hide behind a false smile. two faces one presented to the world one kept hidden one happy the other sad a frown, a tear worry and fear written across it others only see what is allowed to be shown a fraction of what is felt a fraction of what there is a small amount of the pain less than half the tears cried as with the pain, happiness is hidden behind the wall of an unexpressing face protecting it from pain that is inflicted by others avoiding betrayal avoiding disappointment.

Two Free Graphics Programs And A Word Processor!!
Graphics They're free, but that doesn't mean these apps aren't powerful. Created by folks who welcome help and improvements to their work, many of these programs are superior to packaged software. Gimpshop http://plasticbugs.com/?page_id=294 Open Source software has never been known for its photo processing prowess. Until now, that is. Gimpshop is an exceedingly powerful Photoshop lookalike that has far more features than you, or most people you know, will ever use. If you're looking to do something as simple as touch up photos, or something far more sophisticated, like work in multiple layers, it has the tools you need. There are also numerous effects and filters, the ability to easily create color gradients, and plenty more. In fact, if all you want to do is basic photo-retouching, it's probably overkill. But if you want to indulge your inner artist, there's plenty. The program is based on a long-time Open Source favorite, GIMP, but has more fit and polish, and a Ph

Two Faced
why do people feel the need to stick their skanky noses in other peoples business? if your not woman or man enough to say it to the persons face dont be skanky and stick your nose where it dont belong. get a life and leave mine to me.

Two Face People .
well seems to me that there are people in this world that act as your friends but truly are NOT!!!!! I mean if you have a problem with someone why not tell them to there face? Why the hell will you act as a friend and then talk shit? I Don't understand it at all. I guess i am the only person in the world that if i feel something is wrong or i get asked my opinion that i actually tell them the truth . I mean if the truth fucking hurts don't ask right? And please don't tell me about all the Drama you have and expect me to sit there and be quite about it . I mean i would not be much of a friend if i did not offer my advice. It is up to you and you alone to take it or leave it. And if you don't like it cool . I mean really it's no skin off my back.I was just trying to help with the wisdom of my years. But hey thats what friends are for right to talk to each other and not betray one another. See i am Kinda pissed the fuck off becouse i have a friend who i thuoght was my frie

Two Fingers
two fingers deep, i touched her soul... the crescent moon, caressing the black velvety star filled sky, watches over, adoringly she told me she has been waiting for me to rescue her, i was here all along, she only had to open her eyes upon arrival of this drought consumed reality, the source was tapped, allowing moisture to prevail she had been used and abused, consistently closing up; the floodgates opened once she descried me two fingers deep, i released her soul..

Two-faced
Being away from you is hard. But being with you is harder still. Whenever you are far away, I want to be with you. Yet when we are together I want even more of you. To keep our friendship strong and forget about the rest is something I can no longer do. We play, we tease, we make suggestions And do this all for humor... but do we? Of all the things I have ever wanted, You are the one I need the most. But I cover this urge under a comical veil And you, I think, do the same. No longer can I be two-faced, No longer can I lie to you. You need to choose which of me you want, And which of me to forget. For I can be just your friend or just you lover, But I can no longer play a dual role.

Two Friends
Two friends She touches his heart like no other, a love he wants to discover... a friend to him from the very start, so much he doesn't want to break her heart... Feelings are growing every day, wanting to express and simply say... whats on his mind and what is real, for a friend ; whats true he feels... Happiness shines among st the two, togetherness lies a glow so true... feelings so strong for one another, hoping someday to be his lover... She brightens the day when she walks by, he touches her heart like no other guy... mutual feelings and beating hearts, friends forever that won't depart... Looking forward to what lies each day, in the busy lives of they... forever happy and always together, two friends in love with each other...

Two Friends
Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent any noise. And she still wakes up and starts screaming at me about coming home late. "His friend looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed,slap her on the ass and say! "WHO'S HORNY????!!!" and she acts like she's sound asleep!

Two Friends-great Advice, Hard To Follow Sometimes
TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT DURING SOME POINT OF THE JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE IN THE FACE. THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING, WROTE IN THE SAND: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE. THEY KEPT ON WALKING, UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS, WHERE THEY DECIDED TO TAKE A BATH . THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN SLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THE MIRE AND STARTED DROWNING, BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM. AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM THE NEAR DROWNING, HE WROTE ON A STONE: "TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE." THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPED AND SAVED HIS BEST FRIEND ASKED HIM, "AFTER I HURT YOU, YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW, YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?" THE FRIEND REPLIED "WHEN SOMEONE HURTS US WE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN IN SAND, WHERE WINDS OF FORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY. BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING GOOD FOR US, WE MUST ENGRAVE IT IN STONE WHERE NO

Two Face Friends
Bet there are plenty of you on my friends list that won’t even read this or even give a shit about the bulletins that are posted. People are too fake on here. They only want pic comments or to see how many friends they can get. So lets see who will actually repost this. This is to see who’s paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Let’s see who the true friends are and i think i know who you are. Repost if you are a friend... don’t reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as "two faced friends"...i posted this because im not 2 faced or a hater!!!

Two For Darius...........
Lord Darius came into the house quietly; he wanted to watch his slave without her being aware. Before he left that morning he had instructed her that she should remain naked except for her collar all day. She could use the garden but must not dress. She is in the garden sunbathing naked by the pool. Master stands in the shadow of the house watching. She stretches; he can see her tits rise as she breaths. She gets up and walks to the edge of the pool. Her body is lithe and athletic. She composes herself and dives into the cool blue water. She swims several lengths then walks up the steps. The water is running off her delicious curves. She looks so sexy. Her master's cock is already hard and he can feel his excitement rise as he watches her lie down on his lounger. He picks his favourite toys up off the coffee table and goes to join his slave by the pool. As soon as she sees him she gets on her knees. She kisses his feet as she had been taught to do and waited for his next co

Two Face
Batman Quiz by QuizRocket.com Fun Quizzes! MySpace quizes | Love Quiz | Fun quizzes Two Face You are Two Face. You have a tough time making a decision because you are constantly in battle with the two sides of your personality.

Two Face Batman
yall wonder what happen my bestest friend my bff the lying bitch told my deepest darkest secret stab me in the back like the Puerto Rican hoe you are dee its good you move for ah do face to face wit ya dont come back yo bitch yo put yuz in life or death situation bitch i come to ny busta yu azz i knoe yo b no show bitch am so mad i cant see straight you knoe yo can show ur ugly face for i make it red n swollen so mad i see fisting yur face

Two Friends Need Help!!!
I currently have two friends in two different contests. The first one's ends in four days and the second on Oct. 11. Would you please be so kind as to rate each one's pics and maybe even leave a few comments for each. Both of them help MANY others and now need some help themselves. Thanks!!!!!!! Sweet Thing Rhonda Thank you AGAIN for ANY and ALL help you can give...*smiles*!

Two Friends
TWO FRIENDS, A BLONDE AND A REDHEAD, ARE WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND PASS A FLOWER SHOP WHERE THE REDHEAD SEES HER BOYFRIEND BUYING HER FLOWERS. THE REDHEAD SIGHS AND SAYS: 'OH CRAP, MY BOY FRIEND IS BUYING ME FLOWERS AGAIN.' THE BLONDE LOOKS QUIZZICALLY AT HER AND SAYS: 'YOU DON'T LIKE GETTING FLOWERS FROM YOUR BOYFRIEND?' THE REDHEAD REPLIES: 'I LOVE GETTING FLOWERS, BUT HE ALWAYS HAS EXPECTATIONS AFTER GIVING ME FLOWERS, AND I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE SPENDING THE NEXT THREE DAYS ON MY BACK WITH MY LEGS IN THE AIR.' THE BLONDE SAYS:..'DON'T YOU HAVE A VASE?'

Two Funny 'mo's
Ok so these two hilarious 'mo's come to my page rate me 1's and 2's. Funny shit. So of course I leave them comments, cause f'sho that's what I do lol One gets all irate and decides to break his own little code and message me. This was his first mistake. You really shouldn't come to a battle of wits witless. It's sad really. Oh well...here's the shout and here they are and here are the comments I left on their pages. I amuse me. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ rorytmeadows-=[TruRaters]=-@ fubar Comments on rorytmeadows-=[TruRaters]=-: Ω♥ Daddy's... member is in bed so fvcking tired and in pain =( October 26, 2008 @ 6:34 pm It's cute how you come to rescue your friend from having his ass handed to him, I realize you really want to save his ass...after all, you likely have the astroglide all set! God forbid you should waste astroglide huh? Please feel free to rate every one of my photos. I'll be prettier and far more intelligent

Two - Faced!!!
I never thought you'd be, So mean, so cruel, so rude. But since this you have showed me, That this is the TRUE you. You LIED to my face, And talked behind my back. You thought I would not TRACE, You... to be the one to attack. You will have to see, That this is the END. For I cry myself to sleep, Over a SUPPOSED long lost friend. It is time to say goodbye, And I really don't want it to end, But, I CAN NOT take another LIE, From a LYING Two-Faced "FRIEND?"

Two Faces In The Firer
two faces in the fire two faces in the fire comming out to see what they can do one so kind the other dark two face in the firer can cominded into one you never know which your getting to face in the firer out to destroy out to cause pain to burn ones hopes to burn ones dreams face in a firer cant see the light makes themselfs look good yet deep down hide their darkest of intentions to faces in the firer one can be kind the other pure evil words that come from one may be lies maybe not faces in the firer to many tails to many times to protect ones self the darkness wins two faces in the firer, never trusting never letting one smile to face in the firer cant help but have their own intentions destrying the good making one fear to love two face in the fire not afraid to see you in the dreams i know which face is the lier i know which face is out to destroy anyone who threatens two faces in the firer defeated you are scared iam not no tears you may cause to faces in the firer.stay o

Two For One Special, Monday Only!
After a massive dry spell, I finally have tards for my tard blog. Rejoice! They even run the gamut from work to Fubar. I got an ICQ message this morning from someone who wanted to cooperate with us businessly. What does he do? He doesn't know! He doesn't even know what company I work for, but he's interested in cooperation, damnit! (9:02:03 AM) Cooperation: hi (9:02:15 AM) Clarissa: Hello, how can I help you? (9:02:33 AM) Cooperation: glad to meet you (9:02:41 AM) Cooperation: do you accept credit cards? (9:02:46 AM) Clarissa: For? (9:03:14 AM) Cooperation: for payment (9:03:32 AM) Clarissa: What are you contacting me about? (9:04:10 AM) Cooperation: do you have your own website? (9:04:35 AM) Clarissa: What are you contacting me about? (9:05:02 AM) Cooperation: I just want to cooperate with you (9:05:12 AM) Clarissa: Regarding what? (9:05:22 AM) Clarissa: You're just asking me random questions. (9:05:44 AM) Cooperation: you can visit my website at www.itsasecret

Two For One Special Ending Soon! Details Inside!
Yes I am at it again! It's time for a new owner. This auction is a bit different than the rest though. Bids can only be bling or bling packs. The minimum bid is a 5 credit bling or a 12 credit bling pack. Take a moment to rate the pic and drop a bid if you would like. No offers have been made at this point so keep checking back as I may add more to what I am offering/willing to do! **If a 65 credit bling pack is offered I will send an auto 11's your way during happy hour and then rate all of your pics while it is activated. I will also make you a NSFW salute of my choice! ~*How about a two for one special?! My sister Michelle has agreed to match my offers. Any one that bids on me will also own her for the month!*~ While you are there please F/A/R the host also. MishNumber1 ♥ Plz Rate & Fan Then Add Me. I Always Return The Luv ♥ Brought to you by: Ðäñîë∫∫ë aka Èvî∫ Àñgë∫ and ♣Τwïšτεd

Two Favors
Okay so first I need you to rate a pic for me. That's all on that one, just a rate. No need to comment it or anything else. The second favor is to help level my fu-owner so do whatever it takes or she may beat me lol Here's the pic to rate

Two-faced Baby
AFP - Noida - in India, New Noida'da three weeks ago in northeast Delhi'nin Indian baby born with two faces of the families of children with normal breathing can be fed announced. Baby girl names that are not yet exposed to the curious view by some is seen as a goddess. Father Vinod Kumar "First I saw a little bit scared," he is talking and the two-edged four-eyed baby ailesince Kumar were easily accepted. Family, children in need of surgical treatment on whether the doctor does not consider. In very rare cases the doctor found that the baby's skull in two with one another contraction is not possible to distinguish, but the baby is not in danger, to take precautions against complications that defense is necessary to control. Their health is normal when born, the doctor said the baby is being fed with a mouth to suck on another finger. Parents to feed the baby which is available for oral use it is. In India in November last with four arms and four legs was born Lakshmi Tata wake echo su

Two For Two On Offers
im two for two today on being blocked though this one blocked unblocked and sent messages what a bitchboy the ultimate cool kidd reloaded : dianmonds for blow jobs must be your slogan : ohh whatever... : more so, you lost.... just with the uppity attitude ->: oviously you are superman since I quote,,you cant handle me anyway" un quote,, Im not boasting there big boy you are : and you haven't shown any reason to have gained my respect ->: its not about getting over myself and Im not better then anyone, I just expect a certain amount of respect, which you havent shown : and i could do that.. i just said yum, meaning you look wonderful hun, but you had to take it the wrong way : not really, but you're the typical woman, i'm better than you type.. and have to put a guy down.. i never said i'm super man, maybe super kinky and open.. but damn girl, get over yourself ->: dont go away hurt, , theres someone in fu who will go

Two Friends
TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKINGTHROUGH THE DESERT.DURING SOME POINT OF THEJOURNEY, THEY HAD ANARGUMENT; A ND ONE FRIENDSLAPPED THE OTHER ONEIN THE FACE.THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPEDWAS HURT, BUT WITHOUTSAYING ANYTHING,WROTE IN THE SAND:TODAY MY BEST FRIENDSLAPPED ME IN THE FACE.THEY KEPT ON WALKING,UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS,WHERE THEY DECIDEDTO TAKE A BATHTHE ONE WHO HAD BEENSLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THEMIRE ! AND STARTED DROWNING,BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM.AFTER HE RECOVERED FROMTHE NEAR DROWNING,HE WROTE ON A STONE:'TODAY MY BEST FRIENDSAVED MY LIFE '.THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPEDAND SAVED HIS BEST FRIENDASKED HIM, 'AFTER I HURT YOU,YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW,YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?'THE FRIEND REPLIED'WHEN SOMEONE HURTS USWE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWNIN SAND, WHERE WINDS OFFORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY.BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOESSOMETHING GOOD FOR US,WE MUST ENGRAVE IT IN STONEWHERE NO WINDCAN EVER ERASE IT.'LEARN TO WRITEYOUR HURTS INT HE SAND AND TOCA RVE YOURBENEFITS IN STONE.THEY SAY IT TAKES AMINUTE TO FIN

Two Fakes And A Con...weekend Of 5/8/2010....
Well, special special times these are. We got ourselves some boomerangs, some Achievement things (see previous blog) and we now are even talking about getting ourselves a Hall of Fame! Wow, imagine that. Anyways, what never changes despite everything else we may see or deal with over the course of time around here are two things - fakes and cons. And they would once again be the subject of this weekend’s excitement here today. First off, let’s start with the fake. I know you all love it. So, with that I bring you.. Same ol tale here eh? Some hot

Two Fakes And A Con...weekend Of 5/8/2010....
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Two Faced Trashy Cunts
Debby Me (4/23/2010 2:23:29 PM): hi, i dont have voicekerry lively (4/23/2010 2:23:32 PM): jo you here?kerry lively (4/23/2010 2:23:36 PM): i dont either lolkerry lively (4/23/2010 2:23:48 PM): i dunno how to do the conference john did itDebby Me (4/23/2010 2:23:49 PM): oh okayJoanna Zeller (4/23/2010 2:23:50 PM): ok, can you see me?Debby Me (4/23/2010 2:23:51 PM): you okay kerrykerry lively (4/23/2010 2:23:58 PM): but everyone can see each other?Debby Me (4/23/2010 2:23:58 PM): yes hi hunDebby Me (4/23/2010 2:24:05 PM): yesJoanna Zeller (4/23/2010 2:24:09 PM): im herekerry lively (4/23/2010 2:24:16 PM): kDebby Me (4/23/2010 2:24:16 PM): can you see me lolkerry lively (4/23/2010 2:24:20 PM): lol yesDebby Me (4/23/2010 2:24:24 PM): kkerry lively (4/23/2010 2:24:26 PM): I think we can all see each other nowJoanna Zeller (4/23/2010 2:24:28 PM): ive never done thiskerry lively (4/23/2010 2:24:36 PM): we haveDebby Me (4/23/2010 2:24:37 PM): me either, i use skypekerry lively

Two Faced Trashy Cunts Part 2
kerry lively (4/23/2010 2:33:29 PM): nokerry lively (4/23/2010 2:33:34 PM): i dont need it i am doneDebby Me (4/23/2010 2:33:40 PM): kerry lets blow everyone away and just be friends again, i can only relate to youJoanna Zeller (4/23/2010 2:33:41 PM): yes w/ Johnkerry lively (4/23/2010 2:33:51 PM): sure he isDebby Me (4/23/2010 2:33:52 PM): seriously i miss our chatskerry lively (4/23/2010 2:33:54 PM): he is paranoidDebby Me (4/23/2010 2:34:04 PM): i think he is scaredkerry lively (4/23/2010 2:34:06 PM): every time we have talked we have uncovered more liesDebby Me (4/23/2010 2:34:08 PM): because i left him rememberkerry lively (4/23/2010 2:34:09 PM): yesDebby Me (4/23/2010 2:34:14 PM): last time you and i became friends lolkerry lively (4/23/2010 2:34:15 PM): i am sure he is terrifiedDebby Me (4/23/2010 2:34:25 PM): hes gonekerry lively (4/23/2010 2:34:26 PM): and All i said about you goin back to himDebby Me (4/23/2010 2:34:37 PM): i knowJoanna Zeller (4/23/2010 2:34:38

Two Faced Trashy Cunts Part 3
Debby Me (4/23/2010 2:35:41 PM): yakerry lively (4/23/2010 2:35:43 PM): would be funny if it wasnt so hurtfulJoanna Zeller (4/23/2010 2:35:54 PM): ok, you do know that when K called John it was in front of Adam and i told her to to check on him, she really did not want to, Debby Me (4/23/2010 2:35:56 PM): kerry i just got a fright when i found out you had phoned himDebby Me (4/23/2010 2:36:04 PM): now i know kerry lively (4/23/2010 2:36:05 PM): i dont ge whyDebby Me (4/23/2010 2:36:08 PM): only now thoughDebby Me (4/23/2010 2:36:22 PM): because it was like, we had all those chats together, all personal thingskerry lively (4/23/2010 2:36:23 PM): you said to do whatever i needed to to get my closureJoanna Zeller (4/23/2010 2:36:26 PM): they always said they would be friendsDebby Me (4/23/2010 2:36:30 PM): and the next thing, john is telling me you are phoning himJoanna Zeller (4/23/2010 2:36:31 PM): but not nowDebby Me (4/23/2010 2:36:33 PM): i was likeDebby Me (4/23/2010 2

Two Faced Trashy Cunts Part 4
kerry lively (4/23/2010 2:43:14 PM): Debby Me (4/23/2010 2:43:15 PM): no you are notDebby Me (4/23/2010 2:43:17 PM): you are humanDebby Me (4/23/2010 2:43:21 PM): im the idiot sometimeskerry lively (4/23/2010 2:43:23 PM): wellDebby Me (4/23/2010 2:43:29 PM): you know what happened the other night kerryDebby Me (4/23/2010 2:43:34 PM): you are going to get such a shockkerry lively (4/23/2010 2:43:41 PM): I am a human who will not tolerate someone who claims to love me lying to me about SO muchkerry lively (4/23/2010 2:43:44 PM): whatDebby Me (4/23/2010 2:43:49 PM): we were on camJoanna Zeller (4/23/2010 2:43:52 PM): I really can tell you Kerry liked you a lot to the point, her friends were like WTFDebby Me (4/23/2010 2:43:55 PM): and his hand started to shakeDebby Me (4/23/2010 2:44:07 PM): thanks jo, the feeling is mutualDebby Me (4/23/2010 2:44:08 PM): anywayskerry lively (4/23/2010 2:44:09 PM): uhhuhDebby Me (4/23/2010 2:44:13 PM): as his hand was shakingkerry lively (4

Two Faced Trashy Cunts Part 5
Joanna Zeller (4/23/2010 2:51:53 PM): just wanted to let you know, K don't liekerry lively (4/23/2010 2:51:58 PM): and says he is getting sickDebby Me (4/23/2010 2:52:02 PM): yeskerry lively (4/23/2010 2:52:04 PM): and he cant let yougokerry lively (4/23/2010 2:52:06 PM): he dont know howDebby Me (4/23/2010 2:52:12 PM): he is sick alot lately but i have to believe himkerry lively (4/23/2010 2:52:15 PM): I have heard it all lolkerry lively (4/23/2010 2:52:16 PM): wellkerry lively (4/23/2010 2:52:18 PM): he may beDebby Me (4/23/2010 2:52:20 PM): dont I, he cant say he is sick when hes not lolDebby Me (4/23/2010 2:52:26 PM): thats the thing joDebby Me (4/23/2010 2:52:31 PM): kerry heard the same thingskerry lively (4/23/2010 2:52:33 PM): wouldnt you be if you were always afraid your lies would be uncovered?Debby Me (4/23/2010 2:52:38 PM): we can say the same things together kerry and iJoanna Zeller (4/23/2010 2:52:38 PM): even in a blog, i do think he tells adam he still car

Two Faced Trashy Cunts Part 6
kerry lively (4/23/2010 3:09:17 PM): eskerry lively (4/23/2010 3:09:21 PM): wellDebby Me (4/23/2010 3:09:23 PM): yeah you lucky to have jarodkerry lively (4/23/2010 3:09:24 PM): and just the old lieskerry lively (4/23/2010 3:09:29 PM): get harder to swallowkerry lively (4/23/2010 3:09:37 PM): he has made complete fools out of usDebby Me (4/23/2010 3:09:37 PM): when i saw that wrist band kerryJoanna Zeller (4/23/2010 3:09:38 PM): girl, your gonna keep finding shit out tooDebby Me (4/23/2010 3:09:40 PM): i nearly diedkerry lively (4/23/2010 3:09:44 PM): i betDebby Me (4/23/2010 3:09:46 PM): he liedkerry lively (4/23/2010 3:09:48 PM): just another lieJoanna Zeller (4/23/2010 3:09:50 PM): what band?Joanna Zeller (4/23/2010 3:09:55 PM): do tellDebby Me (4/23/2010 3:09:56 PM): but now its a lie, that was told directly to mekerry lively (4/23/2010 3:10:00 PM): i bought him 2 wrist bandsDebby Me (4/23/2010 3:10:03 PM): kerry bought him a wrist bandDebby Me (4/23/2010 3:10:11 PM):

Two Faced Dice
In this journey i have traveled along death's dawnhis hand grasped fate in his hands the blood stained knife covered with people's lifethe murder in his eyes werent the biggest fear the dice of death he threw nearinto the darkness he stares the dice will judge your death the taunted flame leaps into gearand now the Two faced dice was deaths own fearchrous: fear of death's touch is only just an dream the blood stained dice give this world fearhe throws out his hand and slashes threw youhis dice will only get nearerthe two faced dice will come for your fearHe sits in his own mind locked up with deathhis own blood drips down from his handhe knows his dice strikes fear in heartsand he enjoys is way of killing so muchthat he thinks he'll never be stoppedthe countdown of death is drawn in nearerhe stands up for the final time the clock is counting downhe throws his dice into the air and trie sto slice into the guybut he's thrown to the ground and the dice thrown backnow he lies there bleedin

Two Factors Perform An Vital Part When It Arrives To Pick Your Wedding Dress
The excitement at the rear of the cheap wedding apparel phenomenon is a little something most women undergo. It will be the one specific day of the existence they are already waiting for and as this, once the time is appropriate they go via amazing actions in purchase for being in a placement to come across wedding apparel which they have constantly pictured on their own in. When it arrives to pick one of wedding dresses, two factors perform an vital part. one is the visionary impression you have and that which you have constantly imagined your wedding dress for being as properly as the other getting what fits your body type. This obviously will be the extra realistic approach, and getting in a placement to combine your views with what's readily available will absolutely make certain that the wedding dress is genuinely unique. The thought at the rear of picking a good wedding dress is the reality that it will need to make you feel, that this specific design and style and suit was mean

Two Face
I just watched Batman... you know the one where Harvey Dent gets turned into Two Face? Got me thinking about how many people I know that have two faces... Be it good/evil Be it nice to my face yet stab me in the back That sort of thing... Shame that sometimes it takes me getting poked with the knife before I realize just how shitty some people are. Thanksfully I can USUALLY see through and or wade through miles of bullshit to see the real person.

Two Free Throws
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Two Flurries. By Setting High Picks And Drawing Post Players Outside, It Opened Up The Lanes For His Cutting And Slashing Teammates
TRIESTE, Italy -- The Canadian womens water polo team was looking to put its long run of heartbreak behind it at this weeks Olympic qualifying tournament. Roberto Luongo Authentic Jersey . Instead, yet another disappointing chapter was added after a one-goal loss dashed the teams chances of reaching the London Games. Emily Csikos of Calgary scored in the final minute but Canada couldnt get the equalizer in a 7-6 loss to Russia on Friday. Canada needed a top-four finish at the nine-country tournament to qualify for the Olympics. "I dont think Ive ever wished that there was a fifth quarter in a game," said Canadian player Christine Robinson. "But definitely today I wish there was." Krystina Alogbo of Riviere-des-Prairies, Que., scored three goals for Canada. Csikos had a pair and Dominique Perreault of Montreal added a single. The Russians led 3-1 after one quarter, 4-1 at the half and 6-3 after three quarters. Canada tried a set play after calling a timeout with 10 seconds remaining but

"two Gentlemen Spies And The Innocent Mademoiselle"
“That’s with me Master’s compliments! He says to tell ye to poke her a few good times as this will be yer last endeavor of that sort!” The old sailor laughed roughly again. “Just how me master expects ye to do that with ye both chained, I don’t know.” His laughter echoed throughout the hold as they heard the grate slammed shut over their heads. In the silence left behind, Raine and Theo could clearly hear a female whimpering in a space not far beyond their feet. “Bloody hell,” Raine hissed beneath his breath “Are you hurt, miss?” Theo asked with concern as he brought his booted foot forward searching to see how far away she might be. His boot met a solid form immediately. However, the simple touch of his boot sent the poor woman scrambling in the dark with the unfortunate sound of the bucket of water being over turned. “Please miss, I did not mean to-.” “Blasted it, woman! Pick up that bucket now!” Raine exploded harshly overriding Theo’s plea, “That is our only source of wate

Two Girls
While Maggie sat at the breakfast table eating a bowl of cold cereal she didn't even hear her mother speaking because her thoughts were far away. "Sure mom," she said, as she gave her a peck on the cheek and headed out the door to meet her best friend Kaye down at the corner. It was a mile to school and Maggie had hardly said two words for most of the trip. "What's bugging ya Mags," asked Kaye? "Oh nothing," replied Maggie. "Don't give me that, something for sure is on your mind," said Kaye. "Well....," Maggie hesitated. "Give, what's up," pressed Kaye? "This is a little embarrassing but I've got trouble, you know, down there," said Maggie as she pointed to her crotch, and after a few exchanges back and forth Maggie finally explained to Kaye that her clitoris seemed to be much bigger than it should be! And worse yet her labia seemed to be growing as well! Her whole pussy seemed to be puffed up! Kaye assured her that there was nothing wrong and told her that they would check it out afte

Two Great Fucking Cd Ideas For Everyone
For Christmas I just received two music editions that I'm very proud of. The first is the 3-c.d. set by Tom Waits called "Orphans". Granted it'll set you back 35 bucks, it has about 54 great Waits pieces, mostly new, and some unreleased. So, you get stuff you havent ever heard and a lot of it. It's bad to the bone. One CD is tougher rougher tunes that are upbeat, one is more piano ballad and mellow, and then the third is obscure selections. Greatness. The other C.D. is the best Stoner Lo-Fi rock album since Blind by Corrosion of Conformity....the cd is called AGE OF WINTERS by Austin Texas' THE SWORD. The Sword plays the hell out of their guitars and makes great rock anthems. I can't quit listening to it. So if you like hard rock metal.....this is melodic and heavy, without the hooplah. Great shit man!!

Two Great Ideas
Two Great Ideas First Great Idea Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. __________________________________________________ Second Great Idea: Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's There and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying t make a better life for themselves. If they refu

Two Garbage Bags
A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag." "Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!" "Well, now, not so fast now," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?" "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs on St. Pat's Ball Park. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes and right into my flower beds! So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his thingy through the bushes, I say '$20 or off it comes'!" "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?" "Well," says the litt

Two Golfers
TWO GOLFERS A golfer went to see his doctor. He was suffering from major stress syndrome. The doctor asked him if he played golf, to which the golfer replied: "Oh, I play at it, it's a very frustrating game, but I love it." The doctor told him that the next time he played, he should use an imaginary ball. The golfer was a little embarrassed, but he decided to give it a try. So he went out on a week day so his normal golfing buddies wouldn't see him, and proceeded to tee up an imaginary ball. Lo and behold, he birdied the first hole! He was playing the best game he had ever played, with birdie or eagle on every hole, as he approached the 9th green. Another single gentleman had been playing ahead of him and watching this game with much curiosity. The second golfer waited before he teed off on the 10th hole and asked the first golfer if he would like to join him. They did, and as they played the 10th hole, the second golfer asked him what he was doing. The first golfe

Two Girl's Very Dirty Weekend
I pick you up from the airport after convincing you to come visit me, you've been drinking on the flight and need to pee pretty bad, I tell you to keep holding it in, we will deal with it when we get home....tired after your long flight you fall asleep in the car on the way home. You wake up to find yourself handcuffed to my bed, you are naked except for your panties. I see your awake and approach the bed, I smile at you and begin to rub your stomach, just where your bladder is, reminding you that you have to pee pretty bad. I'm naked except for my own panties, white lace G. I keep rubbing your tummy as I climb over you, facing your pussy I bend over you, you can see the G pressing against my asshole, disappearing into my pussy... I press my pussy and ass into your face and order you lick me, lick my ass thru my G, lick at my pussy around it, I begin tracing my finger along your panties, teasing your pussy...I press into them, pushing against your ass and pussy, I apply more pr

Two Guys In Home Depot
Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide.The old guy says to the young guy, Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like? The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?" The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

Two Glasses Of Wine
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 glasses of wine.. A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous "yes." The professor then produced two glasses of wine from under the table and poured the entire

Two Gay Dudes...
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperms together and then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. One dozen babies are in the ward eleven of whom are crying and screaming. Over in the corner, one baby is smiling serenely. A nurse c omes by, and to the delight of the two gays she points out the happy child as theirs. 'Isn't it wonderful?' one gay says to the other. 'All these unhappy babies...and yet our baby is so happy. This just proves our love for one another.' The nurse says ' Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when we pull the thermometer out of his ass'!

Two Glasses Of Wine
this is from my dad TWO GLASSES OF WINE > > When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours > in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 glasses > of wine... > > A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in > front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very > large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf > balls. > > He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it > was. > > The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the > jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas > between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar > was full. They agreed it was. > > The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. > Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if > the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.'

Two Guys Walk Into A Bar...
I'm having a crisis of confidence. Yesterday, I get this call. Random number that I don't recognize. Normally, I don't answer such calls, letting them roll over to voice-mail. This time, however, I answered. It is a guy, someone that I don't know and have never heard of. Introduces himself, tells me he got my number from another person, who got it from another person. The last one is someone that I do know. So, this fellow gives me his pitch. Tells me that he is doing an act here in Vegas and he needs someone to take his outline and fill in the dialogue. He explains the whole thing to me in detail. It is a combo bit, involving impersonators, music and comedy. Comedy? I am a little flabbergasted. Comedy, really? I ask him why he is considering me. He laughs and says that he was told that I am pretty funny, that I can come up with bits on the fly and that he's positive that I am the girl for the gig. Being a female is important, he tells me. He needs the female perspectiv

Two Guys In Lowes
Two guys, one old timer and one young, are pushing their carts around >> Lowe's Building Supply when they collide. >> >> The old timer says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for >> my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going. >> >> 'The young guy says, 'That's OK It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my >> wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.' >> >> The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your >> wife look like?' >> >> The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, big >> blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight >> white shorts, a halter top and no bra What does your wife look like?' >> >> The old timer says...... 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for Yours.' > >

Two Gifts, Your Best And Worst Given..
Good Morning. Today’s missive is more or less a task. Come up with the Best and worst gift you have given a spouse, better half or best friend…Makes no difference, however the gift does. I will tell you why. Oh and I will also give my best and worst I have given and try to come close to what age you were when you gave it. Age makes a difference… See we men learn…unlike when some women say we never will learn… Again I will give my two after all the test papers are turned in class…just kidding. I know I have you all beat on the Worst Gift I am sure…Now try to keep this PG rated as much as possible…no trying to turn Marty on with...you know what gifts, it won’t work that switch is turned off!...I think… anyway Worst gift followed by the best gift you ever gave. Take your time… I am sure someone gave a flowered Tie or two, perhaps some Argyle Sockies… I will post the Top 5 in each category…this will be fun let’s see who has evolved as they say. And, I will not name names… if that person

Two Great Loves
two great loves and dont know how to deal both love me and are cherished one was the first to ever love me as I was the first to love him the other I do love dearly and know hes sincere in loving me both great men the best I have ever met my heart aches in confusion how to love both these two great loves when to loose one would kill me I cant choose one to love I need both in my life is that too selfish of me is that fair at all to them is it even fair to me why do I have such a confusion in my heart my heart aches over and over what if one hates me in the end could I live with that what if one wants me to choose can I do that NO I cant I cant choose not to love one of the greatest loves Ive ever known just to think of it I shed tears to loose such a great thing is unbareable I am very forunate to have one person that loves me but to have more than that makes me blessed I do not understand how could he know and still stay Im in love with another yet he sa

Two Great People
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