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Two Guys Share A Hot Babe
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Two Games
. They know that. Now, its just a matter of making a few adjustments from the one-goal losses they suffered here in Games 1 and 2. The series opener was a wacky 6-5 decision, while the Blackhawks eked out a 2-1 victory in Game 2 behind a 33-save performance by Antti Niemi. Victor Cruz Jersey (Sports Network) - While the Reds have benefited from a large division lead as they struggle down the stretch, the Padres havent been so lucky. Pierre Thomas Jersey . Now a half-game back for first place in the National League West, San Diego returns home for seven straight games beginning with tonights opener of a three-game set against Cincinnati. The Padres split a 10-game road trip, winning three of their last four on the swing before suffering a 3-1 loss at the Los Angeles Dodgers on Thursday. That setback was costly, as it dropped them a half-game behind San Francisco in the NL West race. San Diego, which is also a half-game back of Atlanta in the NL Wild Card race, will also host Chicago f

[two Girls, One Dinner]
So... after 3 hours of stacking boxes, I came home, cleaned house a bit, and started prep for my five course dinner.Plans changed a bit, but it wasn't anything I couldn't/hadn't dealt with in living in an area with scarce produce.I spent about 2.5 hours cutting vegetables, baking/prebaking, stacking up, precooking noodles and cleaning.No big deal right?At one point my neck/beck went out but ...let's take you on this little trip.1. For my appetizer course (and this made my Brother crack up, because I said "and that was one course" very casually when explaining it)Antipasto ala Ick: Thin sliced italian bread with alternating pestos arranged around 3 stuffed tomatoes with mozeralla balls between bruschetta....That's pretty self explanatory right?I made my pistachio-arugala-spinach-oliveoil-basil-salt/pepper pesto (extra chunky version).Punched up classic.And my artichoke-walnut-oliveoil-greens(mainly basil and parsley) pesto.Smooth/mellow.around plum tomatoes stuffed withbreadcrumbs, oliv

Two Golden Dawn Members Killed In Drive-by Shooting Outside Athens Office
Crisis-plagued Greece was thrown into further turmoil on Friday after two members of the far-right Golden Dawn party were shot dead in what police called a "terrorist attack" outside one of the organisation's offices in Athens. Two men, described as a 20 and 23-year-old, died instantly in the drive-by shooting, according to a statement released by the extremist group. "Two helmeted terrorists on a motorbike stopped in front of Golden Dawn's offices in [the northern Athens suburb of] Neo Iraklio while the office was open and a lot of people were [gathered around] its entrance," said the party. "The co-rider got off [the bike] and in cold blood executed two young men at a distance of about half a metre. Before leaving the terrorists fired again … they literally emptied their weapons [of bullets] on top of them." A third Golden Dawn member, identified as a 29-year-old father of one, was fighting for his life in an Athens hospital after being severely injured in the hail of gunf

Two Hearts Come Together Within The Night
Watching the sun set from atop a mountian kissing slowlywith arms holding one another tight.Walking along holding hands on summer nights watching the twinkling starsfrom the blanket of night. With the sound of cricket calls, smell of burning embers and sparkling stars above, each heart releases a relaxing sigh. As two souls hold tightly onto each other beneath the moonlit sky. Sitting close watching embers glow within a slowburning fire. Two hearts embrace becoming engulfed by the flames of desire. With the silouete of the moon , twinkling of the stars and the flickering flames of a fire, shadows dance happily without care. Entagled in one anothers arms kissing slowly with the desire that only two can share. Through the darkness, looking upon beauty with your hair flowing onto soft shoulders, gazing speechless into your sparkling eyes, caressing smooth bare skin as if handling a delicate flower. Lying there, two hearts cuddle softly hour after hour.

Two Horses
Two Horses Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it. From a distance, each looks like every other horse. But if you stop your car, or are walking by, you will notice something quite amazing. Looking into the eyes of one horse will disclose that he is blind His owner has chosen not to have him put down but has made a good home for him. This alone is amazing. If nearby and listening, you will hear the sound of a bell. Looking around for the source of the sound, you will see that it comes from the smaller horse in the field. Attached to her halter is a small bell. It lets her blind friend know where she is, so he can follow her. As you stand and watch these two friends, you'll see how she is always checking on him, and that he will listen for her bell and then walk slowly toward her. He knows she will not lead him astray. When she returns to the shelter of the barn each evening, she stops occasionally and looks back, making sure her friend i

Two Hearts In Love
Two Hearts In Love Two hearts in love they search no more. They found in each other, what they are looking for. Their minds & hearts & souls soar. Caressing one another, they begin to explore. In their own little world & out of sight. Making love at the moment when it feels so right. Each one following the others lead. Full filling together their desiring need. In a fury the passion ignites & unfolds. The sparks & fireworks begin to explode. The most exhilarating feeling you'll ever feel. Being with someone who shares the same feelings so real. Dedicated to my dreamer...

Two Horses
Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it. From a distance, each looks like every other horse. But if you stop your car, or are walking by, you will notice something quite amazing. Looking into the eyes of one horse will disclose that he is blind. His owner has chosen not to have him put down, but has made a good home for him. This alone is amazing. If nearby and listening, you will hear the sound of a bell. Looking around for the source of the sound, you will see that it comes from the smaller horse in the field. Attached to her halter is a small bell. It lets her blind friend know where she is, so he can follow her. As you stand and watch these two friends, you'll see how she is always checking on him, and that he will listen for her bell and t

Two Horses
> > Two horses > >> >> > > >> >> > > >> >> > > >> >> >Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it. > >> >> >From a distance, each looks like every other horse. But if you > >> >> >stop your car, or are walking by, you will notice something quite > >> >> >amazing. Looking into the eyes of one horse will disclose that he > >> >> >is blind. His owner has chosen not to have him put down, but has > >> >> >made a good home for him. This alone is amazing. > >> >> > > >> >> >If nearby and listening, you will hear the sound of a bell. > >> >> >Looking around for the source of the sound, you will see that it > >> >> >comes from the smaller horse in the field. Attached to her halter > >> >> >is a small bell. It lets her blind friend know where she is, so > >> >> >he can follow her. > >> >> > > >> >> >As you stand and watch these two friends, you'll see how she is > >> >> >always checking on him, and that he will listen for her bell and > >> >> >t

Two Hearts 1 Love
Two Hearts, One Love The music plays, the candles glow, Two hearts united, true love we know. ... Breath taking her beauty, her heart of gold, The voice of an angel, the legend is told. She is my future, one life we do share, Of friends and family, with loving care. In any weather, in any season, My life is complete, she is the reason. Together forever, our love opens each door, A life, 24 hours and 10 minutes more. by k dizzle

Two Hearts,one Soul!
Angel in disguise Stories in his eyes Love for every true heart that it sees Was it just a lucky day That it turned to look my way Or is it Heaven right before my very eyes He showed me all new things The shimmer of moonbeams I was blind, but now he's helped me see I was lost but now I'm found His happiness surrounds And now I find that my dreams can come true Because I'm going to love you for the rest of my life I'm holding you safe here in this heart of mine I can't live without you because my soul would die You know I'm telling the truth,I'll spend the rest of my life Loving you It didn't start this way, It happened just one day You smiled at me and I saw you, differently Now I'm a tremble just to be A part of you as we Begin a life that's sure to never end

Two Hearts Together As One
Knowing how your lover thinks and feels is a great concept. But in this life, some people just aren't that adept. You have to understand their body language and their mind, so always remember they are special to you and one of a kind. This world we live in can be a lonely and empty place, if you act like a fool and ignore true loves embrace. Being one with yourself and one with your lover is the greatest experience you'll ever discover. That special someone's explosive kiss or delicate touch, may not seem like a lot but it means so much. Take heed of yourself and your lovers great heart, and you'll find a love to top the charts. Don't be a fool and lose yourself to unimportant things. If you do, you'll lose the most important gift this life could bring. If you love the one you're with and they matter at all, show them how much you care and together, stand tall. True Love, the real thing, doesn't come around often and if you're smart, you'll snatch it up and never let a

Two Hardest Words To Say
Why is it the hardest thing to do Is to tell someone that you have done them wrong To apologize and ask forgiveness Should be easy But those words are the hardest to say Even if they are meant They never come easy "I love you" flows off the tongue Seemly to make everything alright But there are two words That could easily stop the fight Flowers are great But the gesture fades away So why is it so hard for me to say the words I know you long to hear the look you in the eyes and say "I SORRY?"

Two Horses
Two Horses Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it. From a distance, each looks like every other horse. But if you stop your car, or are walking by, you will notice something quite amazing. Looking into the eyes of one horse will disclose that he is blind. His owner has chosen not to have him put down, but has made a good home for him. This alone is amazing. If nearby and listening, you will hear the sound of a bell. Looking around for the source of the sound, you will see that it comes from the smaller horse in the field. Attached to her halter is a small bell. It lets her blind friend know where she is, so he can follow her. As you stand and watch these two friends, you'll see how she is always checking on him, and that he will listen for her bell and then slowly walk to where she is, trusting that she will not lead him astray. When she returns to the shelter of the barn each evening, she stops o

Two Hundred Bucks
One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings. She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?" The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want." So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred buck just to see one." Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell - a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and guy then says "That was so amazing I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 dollars if I could just see the both of them together." Sara amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks, heck, why not? So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long chance to cop a look. A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him, "You know, your friend C

Two Hearts
TWO HEARTS FINDING EACH OTHER.. ACROSS THE MAP.. NOT KNOWING WHAT TOMORROW WILL HOLD. THE SAME HEARTS THAT ONCE WERE BROKEN LYING IN PEICES ON THE FLOOR DARK AND COLD. BUT THESE TWO HEARTS THAT HAVE FOUND EACH OTHER NOW HAVE A REASON TO SMILE. BECAUSE THE OWNERS OF THESE TWO HEARTS WILL MEND THEM.. THOUGH IT MAY TAKE AWHILE. AND WHEN THE TWO HEARTS R MENDED AND FIXED WITH THE PRECISION OF LOVE TWO HEARTS WILL FOREVER BECOME ONE BLESSED FROM THE ANGELS ABOVE. TWO HEARTS HAVE FOUND EACH OTHER.. ALTHOUGH THE OCEAN DIVIDES DONT WORRY MY PRINCE ALL WILL WORK OUT I WILL MEET U ON THE OTHER SIDE. GOD HAS BROUGHT US TOGETHER FOR REASONS WE CANNOT UNDERSTAND BUT I KNOW IT HAS MENDED THIS HEART AND I NOW LAY IT IN UR HAND.. Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi Luv.com

Two Hillbillies...
Two Hillbillies... Two hillbillies were sitting around talking one afternoon. After a while the first fellow says to the second, "If I was to sneak over to your place Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?" The second fellow crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes like he was thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he said, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even." Get more at www.hostdrjack.com

Two Hearts (poem #334)
Two hearts that secretly join Are they determined by the toss of a coin. Two hearts that long to be together how long do they wait maybe forever. Two hearts that forever hold love That will one day fly on the wings of a dove.

Two Hearts By Autumn Storm
I wrote this for my son's upcoming wedding and put it on the invitations, feel free to let me know what u think. Two Hearts When two hearts meet And Love is abound They can make it through all that might come around The good and the bad The dark and the light Happiness and sadness What’s wrong and right Working together Is the solution they’ll find No matter how awful No matter how kind For these two loving hearts, May they have a Blessed life Living together As Husband and Wife

Two Hearts As One..
Two hearts as one, just like ours, beating just the same, in love we fell, for all to see, our love we did proclaim. We are joined much more than that, for we are one together, we can make it through the worst, of stormiest bad weather. For l have you, and you have me, thats all we need in life, and as l promised you, one day agreed to be your wife. l long for your tender touch, your kisses and your love as we are meant to be as one, it's written up above. No one can ever take your place, deep in my heart are you, you're in my soul, my mind as well, and soon we will renew. Renew the passion in our souls, our hearts and bodies too, no love can ever take our place, cuz in our hearts we grew. We grew to love each other more, than ever we had thought, this kind of love we share, is nothing to be taught. It's a love so true, eternally, from deep inside our souls, it's straight from heaven up above, we don't have control. Oh how l yearn to feel you close, ag

Two Horses
Just up the road from my home is a field with two horses in it. From a distance, each looks like every other horse. But if you stop your car, or walking nearby, you will notice the eyes of one horse - - - and that he is blind. His owner chose not to have him put down, and instead has made a good home for him. This alone is amazing. When nearby - - be still and listen and you will hear the sound of a bell. Look around for the source of the sound and you will see that it comes from a smaller horse in the field. Attached to her halter is a small bell that lets her blind friend know where she is, so he can follow her. If you stand and watch these two friends, you'll see how she is always checking on him, and that he will listen for her bell then slowly walk to where she is, trusting that she will not lead him astray. Each evening, when she returns to the shelter of the barn, she stops occasionally to look back, making sure her friend is near enough to hear the bell. Like

Two Hearts Apart
Two Hearts Apart By fate we met, by chance we stayed, Two hearts conjoined in every way, One lonely dark soul shared by two, Everything I want I've found in you. But fate at times is quite unfair, For I am here and you are there, So close to each other and yet apart, But you alone hold the key to my heart. The empty void that once was is now filled by you, The darkness inside, has stopped hurting too, You’ve made my life worth living, our souls intertwined, You’re every breath I take; you’re always on my mind. Like two wolves in the mist passions burning like flames, My heart skips a beat when someone whispers your name, Forever I need you, forever I'll wait, Born for each other, my one true soul mate. Though people may hate us for what we do feel, I can’t change my feelings for they are so real Something brought us together to each others hearts, And every second without you is like an eternity apart. You can feel all my feelings, y

Twohearts 1 Love
TwoHearts 1 love.. I can’t get you out of my mind. I keep thinking about how much I enjoy talking with you, how great you look when you smile and how much I like your laugh. I day dream about you off and on all day. Replaying pieces of our conversation... Laughing again about funny things you said or did. I’ve memorized your face and the way you look at me. It melts my heart every time I think about it. And I catch myself smiling when I imagine what will happen the next time we’re together. You must be something really special, because I can’t remember the last time I felt so strongly about someone. Even though neither of us knows what the future holds. I know one thing for sure, that you’re one of the very best thing that’s happened to me in a long time.

Two Horses
Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it. From a distance, each looks, like every other horse. But if you stop your car, or are walking by, you will notice something quite amazing. Looking into the eyes of one horse will disclose that he is blind. His owner has chosen not to have him put down, but has made a good home for him. This alone is amazing. If nearby and listening, you will hear the sound of a bell. Looking around for the source of the sound, you will see that it comes from the smaller horse in the field. Attached to her halter is a small bell. It lets her blind friend know where she is, so he can follow her. As you stand and watch these two friends, you'll see how she is always checking on him, and that he will listen for her bell and then slowly walk to where she is, trusting that she will not lead him astray. When she returns to the shelter of the barn each evening, she st

Two Hearts That Beat As One
Every Moment 7-16-07 Never under estimate Your beauty to someone That beholds your perfection Your eyes penetrate my heart To its darkest depth To where my deepest feelings Are kept hidden away Your smile could brighten The darkest of days In your eyes I not only see stars I see a universe I would love to explore To cross the depths of space and time Only to be in your arms So I can hold you close Gazing deeply into your eyes Is a fantasy I long to fulfill Absolutely Beautiful is you Inspired is my heart to express How beautiful you truly are to me. Yet my words can not express The waves of emotions Erupting from my yearning heart Mere words are not enough To fully express your poetic beauty I thank you so very much Amazing is how my heart Burns an eternal flame For you the desire The yearning just to be In your company to share Just an intimate moment That would last for ever Amazing is how we have existed For so long apart without anot

Two Hearts. Too Many Miles Apart
she locks up her feelings smothers her heart so you cannot hear whats tearing her apart she'll bite her lip pretend that everythings okay so she'll carry on until the end of the day because at night when she dreams he is there and her heart mends its seams morning comes she wakes alone no one else in her room no missed calls on her phone another day has come she cannot take it anymore she grabs her keys and walks out the door she has to tell him has to let him know she loves him too much to ever let him go she knocks on his door, then he answers and inside the house they go her face is flushed what happens next? she didn't know she blurts out her feelings and waits, and waits a moment feels like a lifetime does he just want them to be mates? he takes a deep breath looks into her eyes holds her hand and he said his reply he says he loves her that she has his heart but it cannot happen the distance will tear them apart he knows

Two Hot Lovers
one cool fall evening my phone rang and when I answered the phone your voice was on the line, your voice made my heart melt like butter on a hot stove and all I heard you say was I love you baby and I am here to see you I hung up the phone and and before I left i placed candels by the bed and turned on the soft music and i laid some rope on the floor next to the bed and i put a can of whip cream in the fridge by the bed I looked around the room and seen it was ready than I left for the airport. When I arrived at the airport your eyes met mine and I knew at that moment you were the man of my dreams as i continued to walk towards I kept looking in your eyes I could see you undressing me with your eyes this sent a tingle down my spine as i approached you i fell in your in arms as we embraced I just loved being in your arms as i pull back and kiss your sweet lips tenderly than we embrace in a deep pationate kiss before we headed out and to the house.When we arrived at the house we got i

Two Horses
Two Horses Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it. From a distance, each looks like every other horse. But if you stop your car, or are walking by, you will notice something quite amazing. Looking into the eyes of one horse will disclose that he is blind. His owner has chosen not to have him put down, but has made a good home for him. This alone is amazing. If nearby and listening, you will hear the sound of a bell. Looking around for the source of the sound, you will see that it comes from the smaller horse in the field. Attached to her halter is a small bell. It lets her blind friend know where she is, so he can follow her. As you stand and watch these two friends, you'll see how she is always checking on him, and that he will listen for her bell and then slowly walk to where she is, trusting that she will not lead him astray. When she returns to the shelter of the barn each evening, she stops occasionally an

Two Horses
Two Horses Just up the road from my home is a field with two horses in it. From a distance, each looks like every other horse. But if you stop your car, or are walking by, you will notice something quite amazing. Looking into the eyes of one horse will disclose that he is blind. His owner has chosen not to have him put down, but has made a good home for him. This alone is amazing. If nearby and listening, you will hear the sound of a bell. Looking around for the source of the sound, you will see that it comes from the smaller horse in the field. Attached to her halter is a small bell. It lets her blind friend know where she is, so he can follow her. As you stand and watch these two friends, you'll see how she is always checking on him, and that he will listen for her bell and then slowly walk to where she is, trusting that she will not lead him astray. When she returns to the shelter of the barn each evening, she stops occasionally and looks back, making sure

Two Hearts
"TWO HEART'S" TWO HEART'S, REACHING OUT. NEVER TO TOUCH, FULL OF DOUBT. TWO HEART'S, FULL OF PAIN. MEETING ONCE, AND MAKEING A CHANGE. TWO HEART'S, TRYING TO MAKE ONE. HOPEING EACH, CAN FIX WHAT'S DONE. TWO HEARTS, IN NEED TO HOLD. KNOWING NOW, THEY'VE FOUND THAT GOLD. TWO HEART'S COMBINE, WITH NO INTENTION. SO MANY FEELING'S, TO MANY TO MENTION. I GIVE MY HEART, AND ALL I AM. WILL YOU RUN, OR MAKE THIS STAND? by;Paul A. 12-5-07

Two Hearts As One
Two hearts as one Time stands still Smiles under the sun Love they feel Together they walk On the shores of life Sharing everything they talk Facing times of strife Good times they share Holding hands Living life with out care As only young can Each other they hold For one must leave Tears of sorrow fall Breaking hearts plead Promises made Time goes by Love remains Hearts cry The day will come When once more together Two hearts as one In love forever

Two Hearts
I love you with all my heart; I long for you when we're apart; I wish I could wipe away all your tears; Look you in your eyes and somehow take away all your fears; I wish I could also take away your pain; Love you in such a way that you will know you have everything to gain; I want to take you in my arms and hold you ever tight; Show you that you're the one I love with all my might; I know in my heart you're the best; There is no comparison to the rest; Being with you makes my heart sing; I believe together we could do anything; I'm ever consumed by your presence; It only takes your essence; The chemistry between us is on fire; My love for you will never tire.

Two Hearts
Two Hearts In a time long since passed, two hearts met wearing different masks, true love each had found, alas, in death to part, his body given to the ground. True love torn like a stitch in time, two souls parted without reason or rhyme, will return again and again, for lives sewn together never really end. No one can change the circle of life, love, fear, death, or strife, for the heart knows what the mind cannot see, long lost loves in memories, one lost soul will find the other, for they have been ancient lovers. In candlelight, shadows pass, two hearts meet wearing different masks, if it will last- time will tell, yet they live again, and love as well.

Two Hearts
TWO HEARTS WATCHING TIME GO BY, TWO HEARTS SEARCHING FOR A REASON WHY. TWO HEARTS WOUDED BUT STILL LOOKING FOR LOVE, TWO HEARTS HEARING THE SONGS OF A DOVE. TWO HEARTS CARING FOR ANOTHER'S LIFE, TWO HEARTS FIGHTING THROUGH THE STRIFE. TWO HEARTS WONDERING IF THEIR CHANCE HAS PASSED, TWO HEARTS HOPING THE NEXT WILL BE THE LAST. TWO HEARTS FEELING THAT THE TIME IS NEAR, TWO HEARTS WISHING TO CALL ANOTHER DEAR. TWO HEARTS SENSING THAT LOVE HAS BEGUN, TWO HEARTS CRYING OUT TO BECOME ONE.

Two Hearts
In a time long since passed, two hearts met wearing different masks, true love, each had found, only in death to part, his body given to the ground. True love torn, like a stitch in time two souls parted, without reason or rhyme, will meet again and again, for lives sewn togther never really end. No one can change the circle of life, love, fear, death, or strife for the heart knows what the mind cannot see, long lost loves in memories. One lost soul will find the other, for they have been ancient lovers- in candlelight shadows pass, two hearts meet wearing different masks, if it will last, time will tell, yet they live again, and love as well.

Two Horses In A Field
TWO HORSES IN A FIELD Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it. From a distance, each looks like every other horse. But if one stops the car, or is walking by, one will notice something quite amazing. Looking into the eyes of one horse will disclose that he is blind. His owner has chosen not to have him put down, but has made a good home for him. This alone is amazing. Listening, one will hear the sound of a bell. Looking around for the source of the sound, one will see that it comes from the smaller horse in the field. Attached to her bridle is a small bell. It lets her blind friend know where she is, so he can follow her. As one stands and watches these two friends, one sees how she is always checking on him, and that he will listen for her bell and then slowly walk to where she is trusting that she will not lead him astray. Like the owners of these two horses, God does not throw us away just because we are not perfect or because we have problems

Two Hearts As One Poem I Wrtoe To My Wife
Two souls joined in heaven above Two hearts bound by love I see the stars in your eyes My fire in the dark of night My strength and guiding light A deep love we hold Never to die Never again to be alone Closing my eyes i hear what you say The oneness we became Thru all the hurt and pain Never changing your loving ways Together never to part Our love a gift from God above Deep inside our hearts Forever as one

A Two Headed Dragon: Barack's Departure And Acceptance
Jun 1, 2008 | 8:04 PM Category: Political Let me begin by saying welcome to June. Otherwise known as Black Music Month and the month of celebrating Juneteenth and Summer. This morning, I caught a footage on TV about Senator Obama leaving his home church in which he was a member over 20 years. The same church in which formally, Rev. Jeremiah Wright was pastor. We all know about it. And also the church has formally welcomed Father Michael Pfleger and some of his sermons in regarding Race, and America's "mishaps" are somewhat similiar to what Rev. Wright said prior to his viewpoints. I know what I said kind of makes me cringe at times, and others the same, but that's the reality. What do I think about this subject of Barack's Departure, is nothing new but slightly, to me is good for Senator Obama and his family to focus on the presidential run. Now the next question probably would be, what church would Obama join next? I've had church members or former church members left my

Two Hands Held
Two Hands Held by LateNiteFantasy© She watches over me like a vulture waiting for her pray undressing my cloth covered skin as well as the flesh tasting my mind, deep within to a core long forgotten. Lips focused on ignoring her internal thoughts, pressed tightly A rare smile blossoms on a picturesque face, current. Warm, sudden flood inside, rushes over solid bone quenches the thirst to which my body constantly aches. Cool breezes part the air between her gaze and mine for only a moment our sight does grasp the others hand, yet the spark is not only felt from this side of the wire. Thin, glistening bolts of energy ignite- halting as our attached gaze quickly departs and our eyes adjust for an indirect view- She watches over me like a woman wanting- a divine dominatrix with erotic musings in her mind, bittersweet concoction of confusion and anxiety- Two hearts finding themselves as one- and passing on the chances of enchantment with nothing more to hold on to b

Two Hearts One Love
You are the moonlight I am the stars Together we light up the night You are the passion I am the flame We are both one and the same I am the taker you are the chance This is the rule of romance I am the seeker you are the find Together we are two of a kind Two hearts one love beating together I am yours you are mine Two hearts one love always forever Standing the test of time I can be happy you can be sad Together things arent so bad You are the sailor I am the sea The treasure of eternity Two hearts one love beating together I am yours you are mine Two hearts one love always forever Standing the test of time Here we are the two of us Nothing in our way Wanting you wanting me Everyday Two hearts one love beating together I am yours you are mine Two hearts one love always forever Standing the test of time You are the passion I am the flame We are both one and the same Two hearts one love beating together I am yours you are mine Two hearts

The Two Home Pages (blue For Leveling & Pink For Giveaways)
With Club Mystic joining Thunder & Lightning Levelers we have 2 home pages please make sure both are added to Friends & Family. We will be removing comments from each of the home pages. The Blue Homepage is our Leveling Site. This is the site you will see the level ups being bullied from during HH. The comment section on this site will be used for our members to post any level ups they find that fit within our leveling guidelines. There will be occasions where the Homepage and A founder may not be online during an HH. when this happens visit the Blue homepage to check for any posted level ups in the comment section. First come first serve, When the member is leveled please add a comment that "So and so has been leveled". And a note for you bling Lover's: Please don't waste your bling on the home pages. If you want to rate any pictures cool but we are not going to worry about what level the home pages are at and will never ask they be leveled the only thing we are going to mainta

~ Two Hundred Years Ago ~
~ Two Hundred Years Ago ~ In my heart I dreamed of us together In these dreams it is like I can remember Being a trapper in the northern wilderness Understanding only friends of the land where we were blessed I was trading at a village, when my heart skipped a beat As the most beautiful woman came to trade with me She offered help for me to learn of her ways Gave me a blanket, so warm my night would stay I often stopped then, at the village to see This beautiful maiden that was kind to me One early summer night, it grew cold just after dark The tent fire's warmth she offered, this became the first spark Together we had a family offering, spirits their due Sweat lodges and fasting, so child's name we finally knew Living with the land, together we shared a life So much passion was a pleasure, when calling her wife It happened in a white city in a crowded place But that home was not my ancestor's ways For back there with her in the night, the singing Of the w

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Two Halves One Soul
Two halves one soul. I hear the rustling of the leaves and feel the warmth upon my skin. The sweetest scent of blossoms fills the air. Softly falling petals gently cover my silken flesh. As if they are saying a little modesty please. You brush them from my skin making them flutter away like butterflies on the wind. Pressing your flesh to mine drinking from my honeyed lips. As you run your hands through my downy hair. Sounds of pleasure escape my lips as you make us one. My arms and legs intertwined around your flesh. Keeping you so close there is no escaping my embrace. Your mine for all eternity and I'm your slave. Each belonging to the other. So completely addicted to your touch I can't escape your silken web. Hurry our hearts and bodies cry out, don't stop we are almost there. Our bodies and hearts scream in unison. Exploding and burning with a fevered pitch we cry out in ecstasy. Our hearts softly slow as we hold one ano

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Two Halves
Words spoken in anger and hurt, hearts torn asunder, loves lost broken and battered, mistakes made, souls in pain, whats meant to be blocked again, others comming between, parting of ways so hard to do, unable to breath unwilling to give up, wanting to run but facing the storm, hoping beyond hope the sun will return, why is he so undeserving of love, why does he make so many mistakes, why is all taht was good lost over the lesser of the bad, his mind says walk away, his heart and soul wont let him, hoping that somehow some way things will work out, His soul says yes but his mind says no, whising with all his heart that right is his soul, afterall how can part... two halves of the whole? Kevin E Brooker

Two Hearts That Beat As One.
finally i found in you a love that will carry me through life till death do us part. when we make love its like picasso when he made art. your smile can make mona lisa frown. of all the women in the world your the only one i will hold down. give my love all to you and make you happier then any man before me. all i ask is a chance and i promise that you will see. take my hand and lets walk through this game of life side by side. when people say we are the beautifulist couple they have ever seen... they aint never lied..... i love u baby my heart beats for you and anything you ask of me i will surely do....

Two Hearts
Through the stars,deep within the sky,two hearts meet,one gal and one guy,though the two are different,they still fell into one,they twist and turn around eachother,never to come undone,well this story must cease,but this isn't goodbye,these two hearts have soared,they've learned how to fly,when they land be sure to say,thank the heavens above,thank god they meet today

Two Hearts
Two hearts intertwined...Different views...Different dreams...Different needs...Different wants...Bound by a fragile string called LOVE...Union as willed by GOD...A journey in life...May be pounded by the forces of nature...May be struck by the fiercest lightning...Yet two hearts bound by a delicate twine...STRONG enough...To stand the test of time.

Two Horses...
Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it.From a distance, each looks like every other horse. But if you stopyour car, or are walking by, you will notice something quite amazing.Looking into the eyes of one horse will disclose that he is blind. Hisowner has chosen not to have him put down, but has made a good home forhim. This alone is amazing.If you are nearby and listening, you will hear the sound of a bell.Looking around for the source of the sound, you will see that it comesfrom the smaller horse in the field.Attached to her halter is a small bell. It lets her blind friend knowwhere she is, so he can follow her.As you stand and watch these two friends, you'll see how she is alwayschecking on him, and that he will listen for her bell and then slowlywalk to where she is, trusting that she will not lead him astray.When she returns to the shelter of the barn each evening, she stopsoccasionally and looks back, making sure her friend isn't too far behindto hear the

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Two Horses
Two Horses Author - unknown Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it. From a distance, each horse looks like any other horse. But if you stop your car, or are walking by, you will notice something quite amazing.... Looking into the eyes of one horse will disclose that he is blind. His owner has chosen not to have him put down, but has made a good home for him. This alone is amazing. If you stand nearby and listen, you will hear the sound of a bell. Looking around for the source of the sound, you will see that it comes from the smaller horse in the field. Attached to the horse's halter is a small bell It lets the blind friend know where the other horse is, so he can follow. As you stand and watch these two friends, You'll see that the horse with the bell is always checking on the blind horse, And that the blind horse will listen for the bell and then slowly walk To where the other horse is, Trusting that he will not be l

Two Hillbillies
Two hillbillies are having lunch when a woman seated nearby begins to choke. Hillbilly asks her,"kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. Hillbilly asks her "kin ya breathe?" Woman shakes her head no. Hillbilly walks over,lifts up her dress, yanks down britches and licks her butt cheek. The woman has a violent spasm and spits out food. The hillbillies' buddy says "ya know,I heerd of that there hind lick maneuver but I aint niver seed nobody do it".....re-post if ya laughed.

Two Hits
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Two In The Bush
Bored and horny, Amy left her apartment. She started walking the two blocks to Renee's house. Amy would have preferred spending the evening with a man, but it was Monday and most of the clubs were closed. The walk was soothing; the evening enveloped her like a silk robe. Renee's house was a cute little bungalow with a private back yard that was perfect for sitting outdoors on warm summer nights. Amy hoped that Renee would be home and interested in splitting a bottle of wine, gossiping, and maybe playing some cards. Amy reached the house at sunset. Though Renee's car was parked down the driveway, the front rooms of the bungalow were dark. Amy let out a sigh of disappointment. It was possible that Renee had a date, but she hadn't mentioned it. Amy walked down the driveway that ran alongside the house, hoping that Renee was in the back yard. She envisioned Renee eating dinner or reading a book, oblivious to everything around her. She looked over the fence. Ten feet away saw Renee standin

Two Into One (written On 12-12-06)
Two Into One By: Jeremy Malloy Feelings have come out You have brought me back to life no doubt After knowing you for years I’m definitely willing and able to be there to catch your tears Whether they are good or bad My shoulder is always here for you when you’re sad It’s been long awaited And I’m glad I never hesitated To let you know how I feel No matter what with you I always keep it real When you’re not around I miss you so much And so badly I want to feel your touch Now you are in my arms My one and only lucky charm Eyes locked dead on yours I go in for the kiss Cause it’s those soft smooth lips I always miss Finally our hearts turned from two into one And this thing called love between us has begun

Two Irishmen And A Genie
Two Irishmen, Patrick and Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boats provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth. This particular genie however sated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought to the matter, Patrick blurted out "make the entire ocean into Guiness beer The genie clapped his hands wiht a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the genie vanished. only the gentle lapping of Guinness on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances Michael looked disgustedly at Patrick whose wish had been granted. after a long, tension-filled moment he spoke. NIce going Patrick now we are going to have to pee in the boat

Two Iraqi Generals Suspected Of Complicity In Attack On Us Gis That Killed 5 Veterans
Two Iraqi generals suspected of complicity in attack on US GIs John Byrne Published: Thursday February 1, 2007 Print This Email This Citing Pentagon officials, Fox News Channel is reporting that two Iraqi generals are suspected of complicity in a Jan. 20 attack in Karbala, Iraq that killed five US troops. "There are 2 senior Iraq generals that US officials say are now suspect of involvement in an attack against American forces in Karbala on Jan. 20th," a Fox News host reported on air. "A number of people were killed. These gunmen apparently stormed an Iraqi security dressed like American soldiers and driving SUVs. So again, US officials are saying that 2 senior are suspected of taking part in an insurgent attack that killed 5 American soldiers." The fake US military convoy that kidnapped and killed 5 soldiers had previously been blamed on Iranian elements. "We have Pentagon officials telling us this was incredibly sophisticated orchestrated attack, at tro

Two In One Day?......what Am I Thinking!!?
Bored and feel like talking...well, typing anyhow. Today sucked as much as yesterday, but that was to be expected. Tomorrow is the big 1920's party. I have my flapper girl dress done, but I can't remember where my shoes are..... There is entirely too much snow outside. The driveway got plowed, but it's really just a little path big enough for the cars. I'm hoping my body stops hurting by tomorrow. I want to at least enjoy seeing my friends and celebrating Heather's 21st year. I need more Tylenol. Superballs!!!

Two I Never Posted
The spiritually enlighten mind Passes through a world so blind Unwilling to see things as they are Refusing bridge the distance so far Blaming the poor for their fate Holding closed freedoms gate Allowing none to pass and live in peace Seeking rewards while others they fleece Misdirecting the public with a show Yet those now awake already know That this sham that passes for virtue Is only a secret to the sleeping few Awakenings come to all in their time Then the spirit evolves to the sublime Overcoming these earthly bounds Till one at a time the tone resounds Finally in time we stand as one all Joined as one at conclusions call Free of the madness consuming for naught Free of control and all that it brought Running free in every way that may be At peace with the universe through eternity By R. Thomas Dinsmore Deepest desires burn without end Caring not of who they may offend Desires to hold and taste your kiss Desires to feel you and the bliss Two sha

~two Islands And A Bridge~ ~the Mind, Spirit And
~Two islands and a bridge~ ~The mind, spirit and body~ ~+~ Our perceptions of our lives and the world are multi dimensional, this is because we see things from three fronts, the body, the mind and the soul (spirit). The spirit is a living energy, this means that it does not need food water, air to breath and in no way materialisms that the flesh lust for. So seeing this truth you can envision what the spirit looks to or for, which is emotions and enlightenment and understanding (knowledge) all else is just passing physical wants. The body on the other hand either wants or needs all of the above things :) So you can see the distance between these two "islands" within us. The one thing both of these entities use and need is the mind. This bridge is what fills in the gap between what we are as a species, and what we are as children (spirits) of God. Below is a narrative of mine that will explain this a little further. Good Day Good People ~+~ I have spoken about this envisioned st

Two Inches Should Be Enough
The testicles of an Alberta midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, And started to examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check For a hernia. "Aha!" mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor once more, and Reached for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side.. Then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with Amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked

Two In Love With One ( Women Only )
I’m dreaming but I know it and in my dream I wish it to be real I can hear him say: I love her then I hear him say: I know. Me too. and one of him is behind me his hands around my waist as his naked body presses I can feel his heartbeat on my back. and the other is in front of me kneeling down his head between my legs he stops, looks up and says to me: I love you but I can’t believe you are real. and then I am bent over feel him push up and inside while I kiss the other his hands play on my nipples I am so confused. Can we both love her? one asks. The other says: yes, but she is mine. I know, he said. That’s fine.

Two Iraqi Spies
Two Iraqi spies met in a busy restaurant after they had successfully slipped into the U.S. The first spy starts speaking in Arabic. The second spy shushes him quickly and whispers, "Don't blow our cover. You're in America now. Speak Spanish.

Two In A Billion
Overwhelmingly incredibly blessed, what else could it be? This perfect partnership have we, A giving of complete respect. A gift of each other we give. Unselfish unconditional love we share. An exchanging of hearts A merging of souls, A commitment of love The utmost of values to uphold. To many, only a dream to behold To many, beyond comprehension, For us, no words have real description. Only you and I know this extraordinary Love. Overwhelmingly incredibly blessed, don't you agree MY LOVE?

Two In One Day. Great Stuff.
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Two Is Better Than One
I remember what you wore on the first dayYou came into my life and I thought"Hey, you know, this could be something"'Cause everything you do and words you sayYou know that it all takes my breath awayAnd now I'm left with nothingSo maybe it's trueThat I can't live without youAnd maybe two is better than oneThere's so much timeTo figure out the rest of my lifeAnd you've already got me coming undoneAnd I'm thinking two is better than oneI remember every look upon your faceThe way you roll your eyesThe way you tasteYou make it hard for breathing'Cause when I close my eyes and drift awayI think of you and everything's okayI'm finally now believingThat maybe it's trueThat I can't live without youAnd maybe two is better than oneThere's so much timeTo figure out the rest of my lifeAnd you've already got me coming undoneAnd I'm thinking two is better than oneI remember what you wore on the first dayYou came into my life and I thought, "Hey,"Maybe it's trueThat I can't live witho

Two Jokes Only
And God created woman. And she was good. And she had two arms, two legs, and three breasts. God asked woman what she would like to have changed about herself. And she asked for her middle breast to be removed. God removed her middle breast. And it was good. She stood there with her third breast in her hand and asked God what should be done with this useless boob?..... And God created Man. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- First god created earth, then he rested... Then he created man, then he rested... Then he created women and no one has rested since! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Two Jokes
**** One day a Priest was saying Mass in Church, when all of a sudden he had to fart. As he farted, he heard something fall to the ground behind him. The Priest looks down and finds a nail. Confused he looks around to find where it came from, when all of a sudden he looks up and Jesus on the Cross was holding his nose with one hand. **** Two Gay men were in the shower making love when all of a sudden the phone rings. So the man pulls out and tells his lover not to finish without him. After the phone call he comes back to the shower and finds c*m all over the shower walls, curtain and tub. Highly upset he yells at his lover, I told you not to finish without me! The lover tells him I didn't, all I did was fart.

Two Jokes.... Anal Sex And Las Vegas
A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea. 'Do you enjoy it?' The doctor asked. 'Actually, yes, I do. ''Does it hurt you?' he asked. 'No.. I rather like it.' 'Well, then,' the doctor continued, 'there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant.' The woman was mystified. 'What? You can get pregnant from anal sex?' 'Of course, ' the doctor replied. 'Where do you think people like Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Barney Frank come from? Ok - 1 more.... Las Vegas Churches accept gambling chips THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS. NOT SURPRISING

Two Kinds Of Love
You search for love and you hate searching You wait for love and you hate waiting You say I hate this Well it's just another test Cause there are two kinds of love To do the thing that we do the best My masterpiece Who in the world do you think that you are fooling Well I've already done everything that you are doing Well the two of us, well we must be A great temptation to have even started Well don't you know, as you walk on by That great temptations never really die Well I talked to my famous friend last night My third day up well, his second nighter He says I don't know how you do what you do how do you let the world in Well I say well there's no way out Then I just play out the game Well the two of us Widow and a Dove Who in the world do you think that you are fooling Well I've already done everything that you are doing Well the two of us, well we must be A great temptation to have even started Well don't you know, as you walk on by That great temptations

The Two Kings' Children
There was once upon a time a king who had a little boy in whose stars it had been foretold that he should be killed by a stag when he was sixteen years of age, and when he had reached that age the huntsmen once went hunting with him. In the forest, the king's son was separated from the others, and all at once he saw a great stag which he wanted to shoot, but could not hit. At length he chased the stag so far that they were quite out of the forest, and then suddenly a great tall man was standing there instead of the stag, and said, "It is well that I have you. I have already ruined six pairs of glass skates with running after you, and have not been able to reach you." Then he took the king's son with him, and dragged him through a great lake to a great palace, and he had to sit down to table with him and eat something. When they had eaten something together the king said, "I have three daughters, you must keep watch over the eldest for one night, from nine in the evening till six in

The Two Kings' Children
There was once upon a time a princess who was extremely proud. If a wooer came she gave him some riddle to guess, and if he could not guess it, he was sent contemptuously away. She let it be made known also that whosoever solved her riddle should marry her, let him be who he might. At length, three tailors fell in with each other, the two eldest of whom thought they had done so many dexterous jobs of work successfully that they could not fail to succeed in this also, the third was a little, useless harum-scarum, who did not even know his trade, but thought he must have some luck in this venture, for where else was it to come from. Then the two others said to him, just stay at home, you cannot do much with your little understanding. The little tailor, however, did not let himself be discouraged, and said he had set his mind to work on this for once, and he would manage well enough, and he went forth as if the whole world were his. They all three announced themselves to the princess,

Two Killed In Head-on Crash
Swanton, Vermont - November 26, 2007 Two people were killed in a head-on crash in Swanton Monday morning. Police say James Charron, 19, was headed east on Bushey Road when he crossed the center line and hit an oncoming pickup truck. The driver of the truck, Joseph Plante, 80, was pronounced dead at the scene. His passenger, Wanda Plante, 86, later died at the hospital of her injuries. Charron and his passenger were taken to the hospital. Police are investigating whether Charron was speeding. The accident happened just before 11:30 a.m. Vt. State Police in St. Albans would like to hear from anyone who may have witnessed the crash at 802-524-5993.

Two Knotty Boys Petition
Not sure if you have heard or not, but youtube pulled all the Two Knotty Boys videos and canceled their account. There is no nudity, no pornographic images, no profanity, just good clean fun in their tutorials. Help us get them back onto youtube by signing the petition here: http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/tkbyoutube in the meantime you can download their videos at this site: http://roperigger.com/code/videos thanks!

Two Kinds Of Zombies Today
Fast-Dumb ZombieType UndeadVery high speed (Sprinting)Extremely low intelligenceWeapon of Choice Biting to turn others into Zombies, Eating Your brains, outrunning youThese are somewhat trickier. While they still just go in a straight line towards you, they are able to run like fucking tri-athletes. These zombies are caused by, what scientists call, "Mysterious Forces" that randomly beset people and cause them to desire eating human flesh (especially Brains.) But they are as dumb as the Slow-Dumb zombie, and doing something like shutting a door in front of them will baffle them.Trying to outrun Fast-Dumb Zombies is almost a sure fire way of being killed, as not only are these Zombies able to run at superhuman speeds, but they have unlimited stamina. So even if you managed to run fast enough not to get caught, the moment you run out of puff, you are a goner. Fast-Dumb Zombies tend to gather in ever-growing swarms around whomever they are attacking, so don't ever be lulled into a

Two Ladies Talking In Heaven
Two ladies talking in heaven: 1st woman : Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman : Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die? 1st woman : I Froze to Death. 2nd woman : How Horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from The cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a Peaceful Death. What about you? 2nd woman : I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected That my husband was cheating, so I came home early to Catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there Somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the Basement. Then I went through every closet and checked Under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, And finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over With a heart attack and di

Two Ladies Talking In Heaven
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die? 1st woman: I Froze to Death. 2nd woman: How Horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful Death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive!

Two Little People
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again. ONE,TWO,THREE UUH!" all night long. In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?" The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection." The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the bed."

Two Lines.....lmao!!!
>>>>>When everybody on Earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God >>>>>appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines -- one line for >>>the >>>>>men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for >>>the >>>>>men >>>> >>>>>who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to >>>>>St.Peter." >>>>> >>>>>Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines of men. The line >>>of >>>>>men >>>> >>>>>who were dominated by their wives >>>>>was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of >>>their >>>>>household, there was only one man. >>>>> >>>>>God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you to >>>be >>>>>the head of your household! You have been disobedient and not >>>fulfilled >>>>>your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him." >>>>> >>>>>God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in >>>this >>>>>line?" >>>>> >>>>>T

Two Liners
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you, because I was pissed. I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty And so is your head. Of loving beauty you float with grace. If only you could hide your face. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot. This describes everything you are not. I want to feel your sweet embrace, But don't take that paper bag off of your face. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes. Damn, I'm good at telling lies! My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you really screwed up my life. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. My love, you take my breath awa

Two Little Words.............
Two little words That mean so much That lift the heart When it’s bruised and crushed.. I’m sorry.. Two little words I sigh at night In the darkness of my grief They tease and taunt me in the dark As my soul seeks some relief I’m sorry… Two little words torment my soul That I know I should have said; They make my nights so bleak And rise unbidden in my head.. I’m sorry…. Two little words you quietly whispered As you turned and walked away And I will always regret The day I heard you say I'm sorry.....

Two Lost Souls
The warm glow inside the blushes i cant hide sorry no more felt virtual kisses my heart has to melt to feel your touch just to hold your hand such a gift only we could understand only time will tell if lady love will remove her spell for falling so soon and deep i can not help for this love is new and never felt one day soon when we first meet all my defences you will surely defeat are souls will be together embraced the kiss of lipps and your love to taste this the gift that feels so heaven sent my love for you is always yours and for ever never borrowed or to someone else lent for you will be my one and only and i promise with the vow of my words your heart will never be lonely these my thoughts are clean and true and so i can say with no doubt or regret that i love you

Two Lost Souls
Two Lost Souls Two lost souls walking in the darkness alone...... Searching for our heart a safe and loving home..... Afraid too love, yet yearning it so much..... Dieing for the warmth of gentelness of a lovers touch...... Building walls aginst heart and soul felt pain...... Doing all we can too keep us sain Christine

Two Little Girls Playing With A Ball In The Garden.
Two little girls playing with a ball in the garden. The ball rolls under a nearby bush. One of the little girls crawls under it to get it out. Unfortunately it's a thorn bush, so she gets a thorn stuck in her finger. Crying, she runs indoors shouting "Mummy mummy, I've got a thorn in my finger - get some apple juice!" Mum says: "But why do you want apple juice - wouldn't a bandage be nicer?" The little girl says: "Well, I was playing with Rosie, and her big sister says that whenever she gets a prick in her hand she puts it in cider."

Two Ladies Talking In Heaven
Two Ladies Talking in Heaven 1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I Began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What About you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic And searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every Closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had Looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just Keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1

Two Lost Souls
Two lost souls Two lost souls were you and I Till that fateful night online Two strangers meet in a room Drawn to each other we no not why Something touched my heart that night I was so sad to see you depart Instinct told me I would see you again I did not know how or why or when A week did pass and all that time That stranger never left my mind At the time I did not no You were searching high and low Destiny smiled on us again And one day we did meet again You searched for me Like I had you The more we talked The more we smiled So easy and natural Suddenly I was alive The more we talked The more I new There was something special About you and us Someone was guiding us We may be worlds apart I know but in our hearts Our love did grow Two souls both lost Once poles apart Now joined together By our two beating hearts!

Two Little Old Ladies
Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a Flower Show was in progress. One leaned over and said to the other, "Life is so darned boring; we never have any fun anymore. For $5.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid Flower Show!" "You're on!" said the other old lady holding up a $5.00 bill. The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely nude, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the Flower Show. Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. The naked and smiling old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd. "What happened?" asked her waiting friend. "I won 1st Prize as Best Dried Arrangement!"

Two Leprechauns
(a little risque) Two leprechauns have a bet. To settle their bet, they take it to a convent. Mother Suprior answers the door, and says "Oh my goodness! Its a leprechaun!" The firt Leprechaun replies, "Take it easy sister, I only wanna ask you a qustion. Are there any nuns in your convent that are my size?" "No, little man, there is no nuns in my convent that are your size." "Alright then. Are there any nuns in all of Ireland, that are my size?" "No, little man, there are no nuns in all of Ireland that are your size." "Alright then. One more question: Are there any nuns in all of the world, that are my size?" "No, little man, I am quite sure there are no nuns in all of the world that are your size!"

Two Little Hearts
Two little hearts, Hold mine so tight, Two little hearts, I love with all of mine, All this so new, But I promise you, I will always give you all of me, I will do my best, To be the best, Father I can be, To two little hearts, That hold so tight, To this heart, of mine, I’m here for you to, We’ll tuck you in at night, Say our prayers together, And a hugs and kisses goodnight, All this so new, But I promise you, I will always give you all of me, I will do my best, To be the best, Father I can be, To two little hearts, That hold so tight, To this heart, of mine, As time carries, And we all grow, In my heart I will hold you closer, I will never let you go, All this so new, But I promise you, I will always give you all of me, I will do my best, To be the best, Father I can be, To two little hearts, That hold so tight, To this heart, of mine, Myspace Layouts :: Funny Videos :: Music Video Codes I love you Both so much!

Two Long Legs
Two Long Legs A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a daddy longlegs." her father answered. "So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?" the little girl asked. "No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy longlegs," The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stamped them flat. "Well, we're not having THAT sort of shit in our garden!"

Two Lovers
Its a story of two young lovers in love. They would do anything to see the other smile.Always together they could never be apart. Living,Loving,Laughing for awhile. Maybe it was fate,Maybe it was destiny.Their future was written in the stars.It seems that they were floating on clouds. They have flown to the moon, they have walked on mars. Easy,carefree,no worries at all.Nothing could ever come between these two.No problemn big or small bothered them.

Two Lovers....(written 04-14-07)
Two lovers, Stand so close, For both to taste, Naked, bare. Hands caress, Lips tease, Tongues meet, Eyes seek, Words inflame, Hearts are seduced. Two lovers, Lay skin to skin, For both to see, Rough, ready. Hands roam, Lips graze, Tongues plunder, Eyes devour, Words excite, Hearts are ignited. Two lovers, Seek to please, For both to smell, Wet, wild. Hands discover, Lips suck, Tongues sample, Eyes shine, Words encourage, Hearts are united. Two lovers, Come together, For both to feel, Hot, sweaty. Hands clasp, Lips seer, Tongues battle, Eyes open, Words electrify. Hearts are entwined. Two lovers, Side by side, For both to hear, Soft, sensual. Hands joined, Lips sigh, Tongues sooth, Eyes glow, Words Promise, Hearts are surrendered.

Two Line Rhymes
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed. I thought that I could love no other -- that is until I met your brother. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. I want to feel your sweet embrace; But don't take that paper bag off your face. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -- Damn, I'm good at telling lies! My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way? My feelings f

Two Lives As One
To the endless sorrow of night time departure into the realms of sleep We dwell within each others arms again in yet another world And in us the true fantasy spills into real life and waking time So love within the sphere of emotion, asleep, yet is like a waking dream Oh fleet of foot, an angel floats, within my sight and low and behold She dances with me..........such an honour and privilege Such beauty grace and elegance, eclipses the loveliness of the world So in my eyes she is the wonder of the whole world.....for she is....my world Faint into my arms fair angel and let me carry you forth into a dream Filled with perfection in emotion and my love spilleth over for you As beautiful waterfall does bring wonder to within my sight So you my love bring such wonders to my heart and soul To see my angel dance as a flower dances in the subtle breeze Swaying to and fro in my trusting arms so safe yet serene Never straying too far from my grasp as my heart can not part fr

Two Lovers
Hard flesh slides between soft thighs, Pleasure tingles within, In the darkness, joy cries out, Then quiet fills the room. Soft panting in the dark, These sounds of love are all that’s left, Of joy between two lovers.

Two Lawyers
Two male lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for several months. The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree that provided them their only food. Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top to see if he could spot a rescue boat coming. One day the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "WOW, I just can't believe my eyes. There is a woman out there floating in our direction." The lawyer on the ground was most skeptical and said, "You're hallucinating; you've finally lost your mind." But within a few minutes, up to the beach floated a stunning red head, face up,totally naked, unconscious, without even so much as a ring or earrings on her person. The two lawyers went down to the water, dragged her up on the beach and discovered, yes, she was alive, warm and breathing. One said to the other, "You know, we've been on this God forsaken island for months now without a woman. It's been such a long, long time. So, do you think we shoul

Two Little Kids
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room---the first surgeries of the day. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous." The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and Ice Cream. It's a breeze." The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?" The first kid says, "A circumcision." Whoa!" the second kid replies. "Good luck buddy. I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."

Two Lawyers
Two lawyers are stranded on a desert island for several months. The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree, which provided them their only food. Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top to see if he could spot a rescue boat coming. One day, the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "WOW, I just can't believe my eyes, there is a woman out there floating in our direction." The lawyer on the ground was most skeptical and said, "You're hallucinating; you've finally lost your mind." But within a few minutes, up to the beach floated a stunning red head, face up, totally naked, unconscious without even so much as a ring or earrings on her person. The two lawyers went down to the water, dragged her up on the beach and discovered, yes, indeed she was alive, warm and breathing, but sunburned and needing immediate care and nursing. One said to the other (as a typical male would), "You know, we've been on this God forsaken island for months now withou

Two Ladies For The Spotlight!
Read the whole thing there's 2 parts That's right it's that time again ! Time for DevilGirl to have her last spotlight once you hit level 26 no more spotlight's, Devilgirl's last & persia's first spotlight!!! I cant offer much except some shops and goofy salute's every fubuck count's now remember this is not for me so please dont send them to me that transfer charge really bites ya know ... Click the pic to go directly too the fu bux link on her page anyone can donate i wont know unless the user tells me they want somthing for it.... DevilGirl@ fubar Now for part 2 of this post we been seeing persia wants to go for it too & we want to help her out too same offer from me goes all's i can do is make pic's and goofy salute's so donate to either woman in here and let me know or just do it cause u want too what the hell are you gonna do with them fu bux anyway ,Buy more fake drink's? lol click on persia's pic to go directly to her fu bux page Per§ia@ fubar

Two Left Feet.
Not much to say, not much to tell. Plenty to ask. For some reason I can see myself dancing with you to this waltz. It's sad and its sweet, but its also determined, brash. I in my two dollar suit, you wreathed in the gold perfection of my dreams. I can't even two step, but it only takes one to fall. How did this happen? And where were you, when it all came down on me? When I fell, when the darkness crashed. When my whole life exploded like a smoke filled bubble. No one was there to catch me. Was that how it was supposed to be. The lost months, the lost hairs, the lost mind, the lost boy, was this how it had to be? Slipped, and gone for so very long. And in that darkness, I cast a light. Like an inverted shadow, guiding me out. If I looked up, I would see it stretched no further than my self. But I was so fixated on chasing myself from there, that I hadn't noticed this world of light and rapturous sound I emerged into such joy that I knew only in...

Two Lifes..ended With Out Need..who Takes The Blame?
The Story of Two Lives A soldier commits physical abuse by beating his wife, she ends up in the hospital with life threatening injuries...her husband is taken by the MP's arrested, and all manner of things are done to him including reduction of pay and rank and worse dishonorable discharge THEN we talk about the civil courts.....The Fact that this Woman pleads for and begs that nothing happen to her husband as it ia ll her fault is ignored A Soldier commits emotional abuse to his wife by refusing to talk to her more than 3 Months, then via "dear Jane EMAIL from not him but a member of his command's email addy sent from Iraq, He tells her of the upcoming Divorce and refuses to speak to her at all this lack of communication on HIS part causes physical problems that are life threatening. This wife, you see had done everything possible to contact him and keep the lines open though to no avail even after some have told his command of the moral responsibility they have. Army still ta

Two Little Boys, Priceless
After a hardy rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and alleys, a young mother watched her two little boys playing in the puddle through her kitchen window. The older of the two, a five year old lad, grabbed his sibling by the back of his head and shoved his face into the water hole. As the boy recovered and stood laughing and dripping, the mother runs to the yard in a panic. Why on earth did you do that to your little brother?!' she asks as she shook the older boy in anger 'We were just playing 'church' mommy,' he said. 'And I was just baptizing him.....in the name of the Father, the Son and in...the hole-he-goes.'

Two Lovers (unfinished)
Fiery passion engulfs her heart as she feels her touch against her skin, Smooth like silk, the soft embrace sends shivers into her very core. She brush her hair slowly out of her face and smiles at the beauty before her eyes, Her eyes glimmer with such love and desire, a longing for every moment to last forever. Her lips look inviting with the plump pout of eagerness for her lovers kisses, She presses hers up against them and locks in the taste that she enjoys so much. Her arms wrap around the amazing goddess standing before her, Pulling her closer with each and every kiss, she is more inviting then before. Pushed chest to chest the two lovers embrace in a passionate long kiss, What seems like it will last forever end suddenly when she pulls slowly away. Lost in her eyes she gasps at how lucky she must be to be with her, How every moment is a blessing and one she treasures with all her heart and soul.

Two Ladies In Heaven
Two Ladies Talking in Heaven 1st woman: Hi! Wanda.2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?1st woman: I froze to death.2nd woman: How horrible!1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.1st woman: So, what happened?2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive. PR

Two Lesbians
She was sitting all alone at this party drinking a 40, and smoking a ciggarette. She was waiting for her girlf. riend. Out of no where this guy walks up and he was about to talk to her, then she was all like I have a girlfriend, he said I know come with me I think u should see this, she followed him to see what he was talking about. She thanked him for showing her what was going on behind her back. She then busted in the room she started yelling what the hell is this, what the hell is going on?? Her girlfriend and this guy look up. Her girlfriend is like oh shista and gets up. The first one walks over to the guy. Starts yelling at the guy to get up. Her girlfriend was about to leave, so the first one yells at her girlfriend you are not going anywhere. The guy got up. The first one starts beating the hell out of the guy, yelling what the hell do you think you were doing with my girlfriend, you stay the hell away from her, then he starts bleeding from his nose and mouth. She leave and

Two-minute Management Course
Two Minute Management Course -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why a two minute management lesson, you ask?!?! We all need some "Continuing Education" every once in awhile. Lesson One: An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit on my ass like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered, "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Management Lesson: To be sitting on your ass and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up. Lesson Two: A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed, the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my manure droppings?" replied the Bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at

Two More!!!
Here's a couple more songs from the upcoming (someday, lol) Snot Rockets album, "37 Short Songs For Rotten Kids". The Match Song "Mommy always said don't play ball in the house... If you run with scissors gonna put your eye out... Don't let me hear you swear....put on clean underwear... And never let me see you cut your little sisters hair... Well mommy's not around... And daddy's out of town.... They're sitting on the table and calling out your name... They always draw you in like a moth to a flame.... Go on and play with matches You probly won't get burned If you're really careful No need to be concerned Go on and play with matches Strike 'em one by one See the fire dancin' Finger burning fun!!!" Easter Song "Here comes Peter Cottontail Hopping down the bunny trail Hippety, hoppity.... ***BANG*** Heh,heh.....got his furry little ass!" This is gonna sell millions!!! :)

Two Minus One Equals No Love
two minus one equals no love by Grettel E Dunn I heard a knock, so I opened my heart and you entered. I thought you would stay awhile So we could become more familiar with one another And as we played the game of give and take I tried hard to concentrate, To avoid making a fatal mistake. Still, I allowed you entrance into my soul, without shame Yet, you remained a mystery, disclosing only your name. You sat for only a minute or maybe two; I didn?t even get a chance To express my true feelings for you. As the radio played the last tune I hummed in silence to my favorite part Not knowing that you?d be leaving soon. You walked out... and broke my heart.

Two More Coming Home...
For the last few days my heart has once again been hurting... Two more are coming home, this time one will return here to Fort Hood, his funeral is Monday. My husband just stepped down from command of the 720th MP BN so this one hits a little closer to home... They were both so young, may God bless their families and loved ones. May they both rest in peace, knowing that there are so many who will always be eternally grateful for their sacrifice... They are true heros... 13 Nov 2006 The Department of Defense announced today the death of two soldiers who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom. They died in Baghdad, Iraq, on Nov. 9 after an improvised explosive device detonated near their vehicle.Both soldiers were assigned to the Army's 410th Military Police Company, 720th Military Police Battalion, 89th Military Police Brigade, Fort Hood, Texas. Killed were: Sgt. Courtland A. Kennard, 22, of Starkville,Miss. Staff Sgt. Gregory W. G. McCoy, 26, of Webberville, Mich

Two More...
This one and this one have been marked NSFW. Both with full view of my face and no nudity. I'm sure more are to come. Gawd forbid someone show boobies in their pictures! The horror! I wouldn't mind so much if the violation were clear in their own rules. But I can't see how these violate anything written there. And if there were some way to appeal. I suppose I could write to support but considering the last time I did that, I don't have a lot of faith that anything would be resolved.

Two More Days
quick update: i'm on a 5 day weekend and sooo fuckin relieved!! cept i get an interim...oh well. hung out wit my friends tonight. rachel just left. omg we're so wierd when we're together...someday i have to video tape it. rachel helped me remember something i meant to look up: had a test today in two subjects...hopefully i passed...otherwise i dont have much homework. only justice and make up english work (still!). too scared to go talk to the grade heads about it too...they'll prolly just tell me to suck it up and work thru it. rach and i had a nice COLD walk home from adam's morgan. ron wanted to hang out but it was mainly gonna be me and rach. hannah was back at school and wouldnt shut up. mary asked about what mott had said to hannah...i told her it was true that he had told her he hated her, i had been sitting between them. god, mott's so fuckin hott. right now i look like a gangsta...lol or as gangsta as an emo girl wit blue hair can look. lol, i got a

Two More Days
okay in two more days i turn the big 21 again for the 18th time guess i got alot of experience on the 21st year of life.....okay so what's everyone gonna get me and if you really do want to send a card via e-mail or smail mail leave me an e-mail here DawnMarie

Two More Days...
only two more days left of packing time before we start shoving stuff into the uhaul... we are SOOOO not ready lol.. at least we'll be getting rid of amaya tomorrow, taking her to my mom's so that we can tear down her room and get it packed up. i'm getting so antsy and excited to be moved into the new house.

Two Months Left
I decided I should write about my path to graduation. College graduation is in about two months and if all goes right I should be walking across that stage. What have I learned so far- after five years of college and possibly leaving with two degrees. I do not feel I am leaving with very many skills. Skills....I havelearned facts but skills? not really. I am unprepared. I am leaving and I am not sure what to do next. Post a resume on one of the career sites? Hm. It is going to be short since I have only have two jobs since turning 16-Which is good cause it shows I can stick with a job for a very long time (four years at one and then switched to the present job) but it is bad because I have not experienced many different skills. So I am going to have to find a job doing something completely different. So I looked at pharmaceutical sale. but they want experience. How am I am going to get experience if they all want experienced workers. Oh, another job I inquire about they said th

Two Man And A Horse
Once upon a time, There was a man walking down a dirt road that saw another man with a horse holding a sign. The sign said "if you can make my horse laugh I will give a $1,000. The man asked if you he could to give it a shot. The man said sure, but i must tell you that hundreds have tried and have failed. The man walked up to the horse and spoke softly in the horse's ear. The horse looked at the guy and started cracking up bad, so bad the horse fell over. The other man said " I don’t believe it, what the hell did you tell the horse"? The guy said "don’t worry about it's something personal between me and horse". The guy got his $1, 000 and went his merry way. The next day the man changed it up this time. The sign says "if you can make my horse cry i give you $2,000. The guy came up the same dirt road and read the sign. The guy said if he could try it again. The man said sure. So the guy walk up to the horse does some sort of moving and then all of a sudden the horse starte

Two Muslim Mothers
Two Muslim mothers are sitting in the cafe chatting over a pint of > goat's >> milk. The older of the moms pulls out her bag and starts flipping > through >> pictures and reminiscing. "This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be > 24 >> now." >> >> >> The other mom replies, "I remember him as a baby." >> >> Mom says, "He's a martyr now." >> >> "Oh, so sad, my dear." >> >> Mom flips to another picture. "And this is my second son, Kalid. He > would >> be 21." >> >> "Oh I remember him. He had such curly hair when he was born." >> >> Mom sighs, "He's a martyr, too." >> >> "Oh gracious me," says the second mother. >> >> "And this is my third son. My beautiful Ahmed! He would be 18." Mom >> whispers. >> >> "Yes," says her friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first > started >> school." >> >> "He's a martyr also" Mom says, with tears in her eyes. >> >> After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks > wistfully at

Two More
Whatever Meandering, pointless beyond recognition, oblivious to the cause of this condition. Inspiration once near is now slipping away. Without passion to cling to, no spark lights the way. Relentless, intimidating uncertainty eliminates the trace of possibility. Idealistically idle, unable to move. Far too much left to learn, but still more left to prove. I started this one intending for it to be a standard rhyming metered poem, but couldn't come up with the right rhyme so I turned it into a haiku. Chaos Just a thoughtless word carried on the wings of a butterfly in flight.

Two More Contests People Have Asked For..
prizes are the same..and starting date is May 16 and run til May 23 one prize but you decide what you want.. One month Blast or one seven day blast for three months. Contests are Best Cherry Tap Canadian And Sexiest BBW If you want in either of these or know of someone send me a shout out or email i dont tollerate people that whine around when they are losing if u cant handle it then stay out of the contest..and i run fair and fun contests so if your caught cheating or your friends are cheating with the bombing to help you ur gone out of the contest as well so keep it clean and fun Licks

Two Months Today...virginia Tech Shooting
Ross Abdallah Alameddine Partahi Lumbantoruan Christopher James Bishop G.V. Loganathan Brian Bluhm Lauren McCain Ryan Clark Daniel O'Neil Austin Cloyd Juan Ramon Ortiz Jocelyne Couture-Nowak Minal Panchal Kevin Granata Daniel Perez Cueva Matthew G. Gwaltney Erin Peterson Caitlin Hammaren Mike Pohle Jeremy Herbstritt Julia Pryde Rachael Elizabeth Hill Mary Read Emily Hilscher Reema Samaha Jarrett Lane Waleed Shaalan Matthew J. La Porte Leslie Sherman Henry Lee Maxine Turner Liviu Librescu Nicole White The Virginia Tech Massacre was a school shooting that unfolded as two separate attacks about two hours apart on April 16, 2007, on the campus of the Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University in Blacksburg, Virginia, United States. A shooter killed 32 people and wounded a further 29 before committing suicide, making it the deadliest mass shooting in modern U.S. history. The shooter, Seung-Hui Cho, was a Sou

Two More Ct Pet Peeves
my post yesterday about my three ct pet peeves got a lot of private messages and comments. some of my friends expressed concerns that i may have been talking about them. i certainly wasn't referring to any of my ct friends at all. what i was doing is expressing an annoyance in many of the ct profiles and people that fit those stereo types. lets face it, there is at least one type of person on ct that really gets under our skin. we may not even know that person directly but we find ourselves always coming across "those" types and we are getting pretty tired of it. i guess what i am doing is speaking for all of us. so with that here are two more ct pet peeves of mine i forgot to include yesterday. the fourth pet peeve of mine i will call the "Dark angel". the Dark angel we have all seen i am sure. you know the type. from the time you see their blood drooling vampire pic with a title like "Dark god of the blood drenched underworld" to their profile that usually has a moon, castle

Two Meanings
Eight Words with Two Meanings 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

Two More
play with me in the snow? Fear of loving how beautiful how graceful. Loving you maybe the best thing. How dose one imaging kissing you every moment of every day. General turns gracefully into glides closing ones eyes as the blind leading the way with every touch my soul every touch of god given a gift in which one would only receive with joy with so freedom with such happiness only bring ever ones soul to sing. in loving you for ,he, has found made my match in heaven it rains so near only lovers of leap bring closed doors a key to heavens gate uplifting in song singing miracle day over day thank god himself for presiding this rule Fear if love so beautiful making song birds cry their jobs are no longer of use for it was stricken my hearts leaping over lovers glance. Complex thoughts of algebraic equations truing like ramped fires somehow burn with the lingers thought of staring helpless in to your eyes glancing back , love of untold love not being told love of freely falling. Ana

Two Moons On August 27th
Two moons on 27 August 27th Aug the Whole World is waiting for............. Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August. >> It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. This will cultivate on Aug. 27 when Mars comes within 34.65M miles of earth. Be sure to watch the sky on Aug. 27 12:30am . It will look like the earth has 2 moons. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Share this with your friends as NO ONE ALIVE TODAY will ever see it again

Two Men Reported Missing Found Alive (3 Close Friends)
Two men reported missing found alive State Journal Register (Springfield, Illinois Newspaper) A large-scale search for two Springfield men feared drowned in the Sangamon River was called off Sunday evening when the pair returned to land unharmed. Andrew Larson, 20, and Dan Leingang, 22, went swimming in the river near South Tower and Darnell roads about 4 p.m. and told their friend, Michael Yucus, that they would meet him in about an hour at the bridge next to the Dawson water plant on Mechanicsburg Road. Yucus, who can't swim himself, said he arrived at 5 p.m and waited for a hour before he started yelling their names and decided to call 911. "I really thought I was in trouble," Yucus said when he saw no signs of his friends. The Sangamon Rescue Squad responded about 5:30 p.m. along with Mechanicsburg firefighters and the Sangamon County Sheriff's Office and began lining up along the shore and putting boats in the water while ambulance crews waited nearby. Jus

Two Moons On August 27th
Two moons on August 27, 2007 *27th Aug the Whole World is waiting for.............* Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August. It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. This will cultminate on Aug. 27 when Mars comes within 34.65M miles of earth. Be sure to watch the sky on Aug. 27 12:30 am . It will look like the earth has 2 moons. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Share this with your friends as NO ONE ALIVE TODAY will ever see it again.

Two Moons!!! How Cool!
*Two moons on 27th August* *27th Aug the Whole World is waiting for.............* Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August. It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. This will cultivate on Aug. 27 when Mars comes within 34.65M miles of earth. Be sure to watch the sky on Aug. 27 12:30 am. It will look like the earth has 2 moons. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Share this with your friends as NO ONE ALIVE TODAY will ever see it again.

Two Moons
Two moons on 27 August 27th August the whole world is waiting for .. Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August. It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. This will cultivate on Aug. 27 when Mars comes within 34.65m miles of earth. Be sure to watch the sky on Aug. 27 12:30 am . It will look like the earth has 2 moons. The next time mars may come this close is in 2287. Share this with your friends as no one alive today will ever see it again.

Two Moons In August? Or, None At All? ;) (copied From My Bulletin!)
This is just too cool for me not to blog. This bulletin blog contains two parts: The reposted bulletin, and the TRUTH. Trust me, you'll at least want to read the truth! So. Scroll down and read the Reposted Bulletin, and then come back up and read this next part. ***********THE TRUTH************ See, at first I got excited about this... I'm a space buff, always have been, although I really don't pay attention much anymore. That being said, with a claim of "Mars will look as large as the moon to the naked eye!", well, that's just pure bullshit. Just for reference, the moon is just over 200,000 miles away from the earth (that's surface-to-surface, not center-to-center). It's got to be one fucked up yardstick for 200k to be near 34 million. So, with a severe case of "Too Good To Be True" syndrome, I knew one thing: hoax. Sure enough, Snopes had this to say about the "Two Moons on August 27th" hoax. For those NOT in the know, Snopes is one of the longest-standing a

Two More Hours
...of nightmares. My insomnia continues. This time I slept from 2 Am to 4 AM. At 4 I woke up looked that the clock satisfied, because 2 hours of sleep has become like a treat to me. An instant later I remembered the nightmares, the same type I have had for a while now. This one tonight was very vivid, with explicit conversations with people in which I ended up like I do in real life - crying and just not wanting to live. The worst part about these nightmares is that they are about real experiences. I really have gone through this stuff!

Two Moons
~~~SOMETHING TO WATCH~~~ *Two moons on August 27th 2007* *27th of August the Whole World is waiting for...* Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August. It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. This will cultivate on Aug. 27th 2007, when Mars comes within 34.65M miles of earth. Everyone should watch the sky on August 27th 2007, at 12:30 a.m. It will look like the earth has 2 moons. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Share this with your family & friends... as NO ONE ALIVE TODAY will ever see it again!!!

Two More Dog Tracks To Close!
The closing of a dog track is the best possible news for greyhounds, and today we bring confirmation that two more dog tracks will be shut down within days. On August 7, local Kansas voters rejected a proposal to approve slot machines at Wichita Greyhound Park. Within moments of the news, track owner Phil Ruffin announced the shutdown of his struggling facility. WGP will wind down activities within three months time. Two days later, on August 9, the general manager of Florida’s Tampa Greyhound Track also announced an end to live racing. Citing low attendance, track owners will cease live racing operations on August 18. With these closures, 36 operational tracks remain in 13 states. Thanks to the efforts of greyhound advocates like you, six tracks will have closed and an additional two ended live racing within the past three years. This trend will continue, and thousands of greyhounds will be spared if we all keep working.

Two Muslim Mothers
Two Muslim mothers are sitting in the cafe chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older of the moms pulls out her bag and starts flipping through pictures and reminiscing. This is my oldest son, Mohammed. He would be 24 now." The other mom replies, "I remember him as a baby." Mom says, "He's a martyr now." "Oh, so sad, my dear." Mom flips to another picture. "And this is my second son, Kalid. He would be 21." "Oh I remember him. He had such curly hair when he was born." Mom sighs, "He's a martyr, too." "Oh gracious me," says the second mother. "And this is my third son. My beautiful Ahmed! He would be 18." Mom whispers. "Yes," says her friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school." "He's a martyr also" Mom says, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photos and says, "They blow up so fast, don't they

*two Moons On 27 August*tonight!!
*Two moons on 27 August* *27th Aug the Whole World is waiting for...* Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August. It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. This will cultivate on Aug. 27 when Mars comes within 34.65M miles of earth. Be sure to watch the sky on Aug. 27 12:30 am. It will look like the earth has 2 moons. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Share this with your friends as NO ONE ALIVE TODAY will ever see it again.

Two Months Poem
this is kind of a rough draft any ideas would be helpful thank you, i know i posted this early sorry glitter-graphics.com ......TWO MONTHS...... its been two months since you have been gone you haven't been forgotten you are always in our hearts and minds you crossed that bridge with what we hope was us in your mind a day doesn't go by that we dont think of you we wish that you knew we hope you know that we loved you very much and we think of you all day through. i dont ever think our hearts will heal without the one we loved so dear, we wish we knew why God wanted you. you were so precious and dear the one we wanted near now your an angel in heaven R.I.P Precious Angel we miss you! 02-02-02--09-16-07 glitter-graphics.com

A Two Minute Read....
As I was walking down life's highway many years ago I came upon a sign that read Heavens Grocery Store. When I got a little closer the doors swung open wide And when I came to myself I was standing inside. I saw a host of angels. They were standing everywhere One handed me a basket and said "My child shop with care." Everything a human needed was in that grocery store And what you could not carry you could come back for more First I got some Pa

Two Men And A Woman On The Bus!!
A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." The lady can't take this any more. "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives." "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '." $5.00 says you're gonna read this again!

Two More Girls Flunked English!
Today, after I posted this Blog, two more girls asked me to go to their paid cam site. HAVE YOU READ THIS BLOG! DO YOU READ AMERICAN ENGLISH, OR ARE YOU FROM RUSSIA OR NIGERIA?!! I don't pay to see some fly-by-night girl have cam sex. If I wanted to pay, here's where I might go: 1. Flesh Club. 2. Fantasy Topless. 3. Club 215. 4. Spearmint Rhino Gentleman's Club. I DON'T PAY TO SEE SOMEBODY CAM TO ME. If you have a web cam, female, and are willing to cam, then hook up the web cam, and LET'S GET IT ON. I DON'T PAY TO SEE CAM!

Two Months As A New Mommy!
well it's been two months(almost) since i became a mom. it has been the craziest two months ever. but i love it tho. my daughter means the world to me and my hubby. she brightens our days even when we're crabby as hell. lol she is growin up so damn fast these days. she now weighs around 13 pounds so yeah she's a chunker.............lol but hey i love her. i hold her alot durin the day b/c i love holdin her. she's my angel. :D

Two Men
TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, 'GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE. THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS. AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!' 'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?' 'WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER. HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH . A WITCH ?. WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT? 'WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSI

Two More Pieces Of Crap :d
I wrote these on some random night when I was suffering from insomnia. Not to great, but what else is new? LoL You always say you want a nice one One that treats you well, One that stays honest with you One that's capable of Loving you; not just fucking you Now that you come face to face with a One...what do you do? You run. Run back to the Others Others that treat you like shit, Others that lie and plays behind your back The Others that are there just to get theirs. Now you're hurting again Reminded of how you've been hurt time and times before So you run again... Back to that One Using him as a crutch Confiding in him, allowing him to ease your pain as he silently drowns in the pain you gave him once before... In time you're mended Grateful for what that One has done for you, you thank him... Only to run back to the Others once more.. And there it goes. All over again. Stressed. Depressed. Used, p

Two More
Delete old gfs numbers and pix... it's been over, so why torture myself with the past? And that said, stop torturing myself about the past and don't let anyone torture me with it. i live with myself enough everyday and i have a memory too.

Two Minutes Of My Time: $50, Two Balls: Priceless (7/29/08)
byvic: hi nc ->byvic: My name isn't NC. byvic: ur hotttttttt tho ->byvic: Whatever. Get a job. byvic: im rich ->byvic: No, you're not. byvic: yes im very rich ->byvic: Doubt it. byvic: what do u like? ->byvic: That's a vague question. byvic: 718 342 9580 ->byvic: Are you planning to make any sense at all or should I just give up on that? byvic: im rich come see me and i well profit ->byvic: Very rich people don't spend all day on fubar crusing for pussy. byvic: or pussy ->byvic: Are you slow? ->byvic: Scratch that, you are slow. byvic: im not looking for no pussy byvic: i have lots of pussy here in nyc ->byvic: Okay, then I'm sure you can stop wasting my time. byvic: im not wasting my energy with u ->byvic: Finally, your two brain cells have clicked together. byvic: my two balls to ->byvic: Doubt you have those either. byvic: bye Go ahead, call him. He's rich.

Two More Beautiful Arrivals!!!
Congratulations to my girl Lisa and her husband Kevin on their new arrivals! Amberlea May and Isabella Kylie were born yesterday 6/24/09! Mom is very tired, but very happy with her beautiful girls. Daddy is excited to take his little women home!! Amberlea and Isabella are doing wonderfully! Both healthy, 20 fingers and 20 toes - TOTAL ;) We can't forget congratulations to new big brother, Aiden!!! Congrats Lisa, Kevin, and Aiden!! Welcome Amberlea and Isabella!

Two Men Fuck In The Ass A Teen
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Two More From The Book
Gaia Cried Rubber, copper, neoprene water, oil, and gasoline.They said these things would never mixall used in shiny death machinesthey were so proud to say they could fix.Wildlife run down on smooth crackled roadwayssun blotted out we heard Gaia speak boldly.The colors you see, your dying illusionwatch my atmosphere decay. .my greatest confusion!Why did you wait until it was so lateas the red dwarf marks my contusions?Mix your isotopes, report your findingsas more of my species go extinct.Will you leave news journals of your careless waysso the field trip classes will know what to think?Created, image of the master, no use now asbroken alabaster.Fallen into factions, causing their demise. .look how cute some of the "baby big dumb" were!Skulls fractured tears streaming down from their eyes.Ghosts There is a voidthe infrastructure of ghostsaround intense electricityI have learned.They're not sure in hauntingthe current does something to return thier wantingto wreak havoc . .they just

Two Minutes For Tweeting: Nhl Reins In Players’ Social Media On The Job
In trying to achieve a state of high dudgeon at the very idea of the National Hockey League imposing a restrictive social media policy on players for the coming season, there's just one problem. I'm in favour of it. I wish my bosses would impose one on me. There are dozens of players who use Twitter all the time, more who chime in less frequently, and other than some funny stuff from Phoenix's journeyman forward Paul Bissonnette (@BizNasty2point0), a lively nugget now and then from Joffrey Lupul (@JLupul) and an occasional tempest in a teapot arising from some poor stiff who makes an unfortunate observation and then can't figure out how to unsay it (see Dan Ellis),burberry outlet there doesn't appear to be a lot of joy to be had, picking through the tidbits looking for actual news or insight. Ellis is the former Tampa Bay backup goalie, latterly with Anaheim, who inflamed the Twitterverse last season by lamenting that making a lot of money didn't buy happiness, sparking a flood of der

Two Minutes
San Francisco, CA (Sports Network) - Mike Hampton was solid on the mound to pick up his first win since August 14, 2005, and added an RBI double, as the Atlanta Braves pounded the San Francisco Giants, 11-4, in the second contest of a three-game set. 49ers Steve Young Jersey . Hampton (1-0), who has been sidelined by two elbow surgeries, a strained chest muscle and an injured groin, tossed seven frames and was touched for just two runs on four hits to move to 14-4 lifetime against the Giants. "It can put me on my way and I do feel like that," Hampton said of the win. "Im a believer that winning builds confidence and doing things right and doing things well builds confidence." Yunel Escobar and Omar Infante had a hit and two RBI apiece for the Braves, who still only have three wins over their last 11 games. Kelly Johnson went 3- for-3 with an RBI and scored three times. Jonathan Sanchez (8-8) took the loss as he yielded three runs on seven hits while striking out five. Sanchez is 0-4 ov

Two New Prophecies Given By Kim Clement
December 1, 2006 - Detroit, MI God wants you to see what the prophets have heard. What is it that the prophets have heard? The prophets are hearing the sound of an abundance. The prophets are hearing that this is a year of jubilee. The prophets are hearing that next year God wants to make you debt free. The prophets are hearing that only from the Rock, Christ Jesus will this come. The prophet is hearing that this season over Christmas will bring about revelations that terrorists have hidden, will be revealed. This revival is going to start and has already started with My church and My church alone shall release the revival in this nation and throughout the earth. The Spirit of God says in this nation and a few others there will be a Christian President in this nation for the next 20 something years, whether Democrat or Republican matters not. God said he will place a praying believer at the top, not a religious bigot, not someone that He is controlling but a spiritual person and be

Two New Prophecies By Kim Clement For The Year 2007
December 8, 2006 - Portland, OR God wants you to be debt-free in 2007! The Spirit of God says, here right here on the soil of the home of the prophets, I will pour out My blessing from an open Heaven to the people that have cried for something different, for something unusual. God said, because you asked of Me, I will open up the Heaven and I will give it to you because you are one. I feel the powers of darkness are listening and retreating; plans that they've made are being taken and destroyed. Every weapon that has been desirous to be formed over the Christmas season to this Nation is being destroyed because of the power of unity. The Spirit of God says, as you open up your hands, as you open up your hands tonight, it has been My desire for this Nation to bring the season that you call Christmas to where I would give to you the Gift of My Son. You say, but Lord, You've already given us that. This was not a historical moment, God said the Gift of My Son com

Two New Prophecies By Kim Clement:
December 30, 2006 - San Jose, CA God spoke to me a few months ago and He said I'm going to send you signs over the Christmas season up to January 10 and He said over this period there are things that are going to happen that are going to be signs to this nation and to the nations of the world that God is only beginning what was predicted and prophesied at the Azusa Street Revival, what was predicted and prophesied in the '48 Revival through the Charismatic movement, you have not seen yet. We saw an accumulation of death, this is not a bad thing, what we are seeing today is God giving us signs that the veil is being rent. The Spirit of God wants me to tell you in a moment of prophesy that what took place this day with a terrorist, as he caved in realizing just before his last moment, getting a glimpse of the one and only King, Christ. Every man and every woman just before they go has a glimpse of the Christ. The Spirit of God says, "Do you understand that in death there is an unve

Two Nuns
TWO NUNS There were two nuns... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants. SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us. SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do? SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster. SM: It's not working. SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too. SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute. SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both. So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened t

Two Nuns
Two nuns, Sister Senga and Sister Helen, are travelling from Scotland through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield. Aw naw!' shouts Sister Senga. 'Whit are we gonnae dae?' "Turn the windae wipers oan. That will get rid of the abomination, says Sister Helen. Sister Senga switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. Whit ahm a' gonnae dae noo?' she shouts. 'Switch on the windae washirs. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican,' says Sister Helen. Sister Senga turns on the windae washirs. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. 'It did'nae wurk, whit'll a dae?' shouts Sister Senga. 'Show him your cross,' says Sister Helen. 'Aye, that's whit tae dae,' says Sister Senga. She o

Two Nuns
Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield. "Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?" "Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," replies Sister Helen. Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?" she shouts. "Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican," says Sister Helen Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine. Show him your cross," says Sister Helen. "Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine. She opens the window and shouts, "Get the

Two Nuns
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent,and the last instruction of the Mother Superior isthat they must not get even one drop of paint on theirhabits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, stripoff their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?" calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug and deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door. "Nice boobs," says the man, "where do you want the blinds?" Have a good one!

Two Nuns...
There were two nuns... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM) , And the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL) . It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants. SL: It's logical. He wants to attack us. SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do? SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster. SM: It's not working. SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too. SM : So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute. SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both. So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Siste

Two New Tags 4/11/07
I have made two new tags to everyone here ar cherrytap.. You may rip them from the links before... "PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS" I am not asking for points... I like to know what you think of my work You may rip this tag here [ CherryTAP.com photo: 3611296496 ] You may rip this tag here [ CherryTAP.com photo: 1675918506 ]

Two New C.t.iers
Two New C.T.iers were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer. After a while the first C.T.ier says to the second, "If I was to sneak >over to your house and make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?" The second C.T.ier crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even."

Two Nuns...
There were two nuns... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants. SL: It's logical. He wants to attack us. SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do? SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster. SM: It's not working. SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too. SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute. SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both. So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to

Two New Songs! Csn&y
Decided I needed some Crosby, Stills & Nash and some CSN&Y on my list, so I figured these two classics out today: Southern Cross Teach Your Children Can't wait to try them out live!!! cheers, Zepman

Two New Investigations & New Members!
Yesterday we met with the manager of the inn we are going to do the investigation of on Saturday night. While there we had a very pleasant ironic suprise. The lady who works with the haunted tours there came in while we were chatting with the desk attendant about some of the activity there. She said she was sorry but that was interesting to her and mentioned that she did the haunted tours...which I figured cuz of her shirt. lol Anyway, well come to find out she also sets up a lot of the paranormal investigations in New Orleans. Well she just so happened to know a dj that called her this very morning about needing a team to investigate his house. We are actually going to do that one next Saturday. Now here is the really awesome part. Since the lady works for haunted tours they are going to sponsor us on this, and the dj is going to do a promo spot on the radio station for us! That is fantastic news cuz it will hopefully bring us more clients and investigations! We are super excited

Two Newfies, Bob And Eli, Were Adrift In A Lifeboat.
Two Newfies, Bob and Eli, were adrift in a lifeboat. > > > >While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Bob stumbled > >Across an old lamp. He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came > >forth. > > > >This genie,however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, > >not the standard three. > > > >Bob immediately blurted out, "Turn the entire ocean into Molson > >Canadian beer." > >The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and > >immediately the sea turned into beer and the genie vanished. > >Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness > >as the two men considered their circumstances. > >Eli looked disgustedly at Bob whose wish had been granted. > > > >After a long, tension-filled moment Eli said, "Nice going Bob! > >........Now we're going to have to piss in the boat

Two New Members!
I keep posting blogs and bulletins and it is working slowly but surely. We have Two New Members I would like you to meet! Please add them on yuor list! CW@ fubar Big Daddy carl HOTT BOMBERS OF FUBAR!@ fubar

Two New Poems
Phoenix It burn in me like a fire The love I have for you It comes out of me like a phoenix rising from the ashes Everyday that I don't see you and say I love you it grew stronger and brighter until I can I want to be with you I want to hold you I want to tell you my deepest secret I want you to own the key to my heart I Look into your eyes, I can see that you have the same fire inside you This fire well keep us together no matter what happened I love you Hackett Love It's a unique love Only happened one in a lifetime When a Juggalo finds his Juggalette and when this happened they form a special bond Made from the love and sorrow they have for each other Only a few can understand this love and even less had this type of love Together, the couple well live in happiness in the land of Faygo. Well they can be together forever.

Two New! A Lil Older Pics Of Me Lol (older Pics Of Brian "nymphowolf" Lol)
as I have uploaded here as you know comments are always nice as I scanned these from my photo albums I was look at today and wanted to share :) which I posted em here as they resize the size when you upload em first one was when I graduated 2nd one was within the last 5 years at the time I use to smoke weed as by the looks of it I was high here lmao

Two Nuns And A Blind Man
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door."Who is it?" calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door. "Nice gazongas," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"

Two Nuns (dove Emailed Me This, Had To Share!)
There were two nuns> > One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), > > and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). > > It is getting dark and they are still far away from the> convent. > > SM: Have> you noticed that a man has been following us for the past> thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he> wants. > > SL: It's logical. He wants> to **** us. > > SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach> us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do? > > SL: The only logical thing to do of> course is to walk faster. A little while> later... > SM: It's not> working. > > SL: Of course it's not working. The> man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster,> too. > > SM: So, what shall we do? At> this rate he will reach us in one minute. > > SL: The only logical thing we can do is> split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot> follow us both. > > So the man decided to follow Sister> Logical. > > > > Sister Mathematical arrives at the> convent and is worried a

Two Nasty Chicks Sixty-nine Each Other
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[two Nights In A Row...]
Two nights in a row I lost something from either a copy/paste issue, or a browser crash... probably the 8th time this weekI think I'd better start writing in a notepad offline again, and transferring it back here.Puts me in a different state of mind though...less casual.Uh... the pertinent information?I wanted to talk about cuts.Thousands of unseen injuries that you don't feel until the skin splits and you start to bleed.Because I hurt. I picked up a box today that weighed 2/5ths my weight. And the tension of unfinished projects, starting a new job, and estranged friends... and pending legal red tape is leaving me feeling a bit...tested?I'm definitely not myself lately.Because my self for the last two years has been sitting in the dark, full of rage and self-pity, and this self is picking up the pieces again, hell... this self already has all the pieces, a plan, self-drawn directions to put them back in a better form, and a barrel of super glue.... I'm speaking in metaphor.I hope some

Two Old Pensioners
Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met. Sitting at a café, the little old man says, "Remember the first time I met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works, and I gave you one from behind." "Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with a grin. "Well, for old time's sake, let's go there again. and I'll give you one from behind." The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress. The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips, and the little old lady reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the most at

Two Old-maids...one Looses Her Virginity The Other One Is Unlikely To
There were 2 old-maid sisters... both virgins. It's Friday night and Gladys looks at Betty and says, "I'm not going to die a virgin... I'm going out and I'm not coming home 'til I've been laid!!" Betty says, "Well, make sure you're home by 10 so I don't worry about you." Ten o'clock rolls around and there's no sign of Gladys... 11 o'clock...12 o'clock... Finally about 15 after 1 the front door flys open. In runs Gladys... straight to the bathroom. Betty goes and knocks on the door, "Are you okay, Gladys???" No answer, so she opens the door and there sits Gladys with her panties around her ankles, legs spread, and her head stuck between her legs looking at herself. "What is it, Gladys??? What's wrong?" asks Betty. "Betty, it was 10 inches long when it went in... and 5 when it came out. When I find the other half you're gonna have the time of your life!!!"

Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad
this is my favorite song i just had to put it on here ------------------------------------------------- Baby we can talk all night But that ain't getting us nowhere I told you everything I possibly can There's nothing left inside of here And maybe you can cry all night But that'll never change the way I feel The snow is really piling up outside I wish you wouldn't make me leave here I poured it on and I poured it out I tried to show you just how much I care I'm tired of words and I'm too hoarse to shout But you've been cold to me so long I'm crying icicles instead of tears And all I can do is keep on telling you I want you I need you But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you Now don't be sad 'Cause two out of three ain't bad Now don't be sad 'Cause two out of three ain't bad You'll never find your gold on a sandy beach You'll never drill for oil on a city street I know you're looking for a ruby In a mountain of rocks But there a

Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad...
Well, I was glad to have learned the REO and Black Crowes songs - they went over BIG time at the two places where I introduced them - but you know, I just can't sing and play "In My Time Of Dying" at the same time (I also have a hard time singing while playing "Kashmir")...so two out of three ain't bad at all, I guess... ...time to work on some new songs...any suggestions from my friends here (remember that I play an acoustic 12-string)?

Two Old Friends
by Bryant H. McGill, June of 1998 Creaking wooden swing Crisp starry nights Frogs and crickets sing To sweet smoking pipes Fresh gentle winds Blowing Spanish moss With old trusted friends Time spent is never lost Old stories to tell, Laughing-tears in eyes In time all stories knell With ringing, sad goodbyes Memory to those who passed, Advice to those now young, Ignorance to wisdom is vast Like feelings to the tongue The night darkens deep The laughter wanes like years Until you'd nearly weep, But for regret of the tears Stories now all spun Smoking pipes grown cool Life was dear and fun When it wasn't cruel All friends say goodbye And hope to meet again And though we all must die We live to love our friends

Two Old Men
TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL. THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, "GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND dRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE." THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS. AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, "YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!" "DEAD?" SAYS HIS FRIEND, "WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? "WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER." HIS FRIEND SAYS, "COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH." " A WITCH, WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?" "WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW

Two Old Drunks
TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL. THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, "GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE." THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS. AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, "YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!" "DEAD?" SAYS HIS FRIEND, "WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? "WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER." HIS FRIEND SAYS, "COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH." " A WITCH, WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?" "WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW."

The Two Of Us
The two of us share this body Giggles ok what you talking bout Well Caty and me share one body Though were makeing it more fem all the time You can tell when which one of us takes the blog but were one and the same Caty shes the creative one me im her protecter Now that I have found her For she is like a child Still learning how to be How to act yes we are one But we are two Caty and me So bare with us my friends as we learn how to merge the two into the one For caty and me we are one and we are two and soon we will be one! Caty and me

Two Outta Three Aint Bad
Baby we can talk all night But that ain't getting us nowhere I told you everything I possibly can There's nothing left inside of here And maybe you can cry all night But that'll never change the way that I feel The snow is really piling up outside I wish you wouldn't make me leave here I poured it on and I poured it out I tried to show you just how much I care I'm tired of words and I'm too hoarse to shout But you've been cold to me so long I'm crying icicles instead of tears And all I can do is keep on telling you I want you I need you But -- there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you Now don't be sad 'Cause two out of three ain't bad Now don't be sad 'Cause two out of three ain't bad You'll never find your gold on a sandy beach You'll never drill for oil on a city street I know you're looking for a ruby in a mountain of rocks But there ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box I can't lie I can't tell you that I'm something I

Two Old Ladies Are Outside Their Nursing Home, Having A Drink And A Smoke, When It Starts To Rain. One Of The Old Ladies Pulls Out A Condom, Cuts Off
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Maude: What in the hell is that? Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Maude: Where did you get it? Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel." The pharmacist fainted.

Two Old Friends
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you've been telling people that I'm ugly!" "Oh NO! I've just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive." "I also heard that you've been calling me fat?!?" "Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are." "I've also heard that you're saying that my husband has a wart on his dick!" "Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his dick!"

Two Old Ladies
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Maude: What in the hell is that? Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Maude: Where did you get it? Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel." The pharmacist fainted.

Two Open Spots Available In My Family List
TO ALL MY SEXY FRIENDS ON CHERRYTAP I HAVE TWO AVAILABLE SPOTS OPEN IN MY FAMILY LIST. CARE TO JOIN? THERES A CATCH. THE FIRST TWO PEOPLE TO MAKE MY TWO PICTURES IN MY DEFAULT ALBUM MORPH WILL RECIEVE A SPOT IN MY FAMILY LIST AND A GIFT. HAVE FUN HEHE

Two Old Timers
Two very elderly friends, Max and Wally, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Wally didn't show up, Max didn't think much about it, figured maybe he had a cold or some such. But after Wally hadn't shown up for a week or so Max really got worried. However, the only time they ever got together anymore (they used to play a lot of golf together) was at the park, and Max couldn't remember where Wally lived so he was unable to find out what had happened to him. A month passed and Max figured old Wally had gone to his heavenly reward, but one day Max approached the park and, lo and behold, there sat Wally! Max was very excited and happy to see him and told him so! Then he said, "For crying out loud Wally, what happened to you???" Wally replied, "I have been in jail." "Jail???," cried Max!! "What in the world for???" "Well," Wally said, "You know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the c

Two Occasions
Two Occasions When do you think of me? Sometimes you do that at the midday Maybe at the day and night time You remind me of my favorite love song Just the chorus tells you a story "I only think of you on two occasions" Why does it have to be only two times? Why can't it be all the time? The song may send a message The lyrics tell a story Tell a life of love But the song is not my life You live your own song daily Different rules to be played by There should not be one or two occasions It should be all the time you think of me The song is what we live The lyrics is something a person go through The lifetime is events until we are taken The song I sing will be joyful Happy to know the lyrics of my life will continue to rise

Two Of The Most Beautifully Written Song That I Wished I Had Wrote!
Blue Murder Out Of Love Ooooooooooh I'm standing here looking at your photograph I can't believe I'm all alone and you're not coming back On and on we rode the storm I sometimes wish I'd never been born Alone here i'm crying out for love When times were hard We struggled through A long, long time ago But things have changed Much more than this I never thought you'd go Taken in my tears subside I'm feeling lost Can I survive without you, I'm outta love again My heart here cries out in pain All the nights when you held me tight Life was good and love seemed right And now I'm here I can't believe you're gone You used to say love would never die But you were wrong and I've just died inside I'm outta love again -- I'm outta love again Taken in my tears subside I'm feeling lost, can I survive without you I'm outta love again The love we shared will never ever die inside my heart I swear I never dreamed that we would ever drift apart On and on we ro

Two Old Men;-)
Two old men were sitting on a porch with a hound dog between them. The dog had its leg hiked up and was licking itself. One of the old men said to the other, "I sure do wish I could do that." The other old man said, "You better not, that dog will bite you!"

Two Old Friends In Church
This will bring a smile to your face!.........ENJOY! Two Old Friends in Church Two little old ladies were attending a rather long church service. One leaned over and whispered, "My butt is going to sleep." "I know," replied her companion, "I heard it snore three times".

Two Of Hearts
I.Need.You.~!@# I Never said i wasn't gunna tell nobody no baby but this luvin i cn't keep it to myself when where together it;s like coals in a fire hot baby my bodys burnin so come on feed my desire two of hearts two hearts that beat as one people get jelous cause we always stay together yea baby i guess they really want a love like yours and mine together forever i never thought i could be this happy yea baby you came in the nick of time i got this feeling that your going to stay i never knew it could happen this way before i met you i was fallin apart two of hearts two hearts that beat as one!~@

Two Old Ladies
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Maude: What in the hell is that? Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Maude: Where did you get it? Mabel! : You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel." The pharmacist fainted.

The Two Of Them
He sat quietly on a bench over looking the water thinking when she walked over... "Are you alright" she asked in a soft tone. He replied with a smile "Yes i will be okay thanks" She smiled back and said your welcome. "You've been thinking again havnt you thats why your out here right? looking over the water?" *It always did help me think when i had trouble with my writting" "Are you still writting it" She asked him *No i finished it finally* "God please tell me you wrote a happy ending i can't take anymore sad endings" He smiled at her and said *No you know it doesn't matter what the ending is or who ends up with who... Because in the end it's always going to be me and you in some way* She smiled and inched closer to him taking her hand and placing it in his his other hand then covered hers and she said..."It's always been that way hasnt it, It always comes down to you and me in this place"...she rests her head on his shoulder and softly says .."Soul mates" He smiled and sa

The Two Of Them Pt 2
After watching the sun dip down past the waters edge they sat there a while till it started getting cool outside. "I should probably get going before my folks start to worry about what i'm doing"...He took a deep breath and said *Yeah i know i should get going too hey can i drive you home?* "No it's okay it's only down the street anyways the walk will do me some good".. *Oh okay* he said ..before walking away she said.."Hey so what are we doing.. about you know ..us?" He took another deep breath and said..*what do you want to do about us? We never seem to be able to stay together without some kind of drama happening and losing you again and again and it just kills me to do it so* "Yeah we never do seem to be able to make it work i guess so do we just stay friends? is that all we are ever destined to be?" *I don't know he said* ... *I do know i want you to be happy whether that be with Joe or teddy or some other guy down the road that you havnt even met yet..I mean all we ha

The Two Of Them - Pt 3
He walked inside and straight into the kitchen and as he went to reach up for the bottle he heard another voice... Now didn't you promise to lay off that stuff or do you not remember the last time that you got yourself hammered. In shock he looked up from where the voice came from..*Sarah what are you doing here?* Well i saw your truck and i couldn't help but let myself in and wait for my favourate big brother to come in and see his favorate little sister *Favorate little sister ? you mean only little sister how can i have a favourate when i only have one* .. Ouch Sarah said theres that sharp Petie humour that we all know and love now get over here and give me a hug. Walking over to her and giving her a hug Doug walks in and says , Oh hey sarah long time no see.. Shreeking she then lets go and hugs Doug as well.. Wow my two favourate family members and the house to ourselves whats the chances of that. *Riiiiight what are the chances huh Dougy* Petie said with a smug gr

The Two Of Them - Pt 4
Waking up the next morning Petie looked at his alarm clock only to see it blinking 10:00am crawling out of bed on a sunday morning he walked himself downstairs to see his sister still there cooking breakfest. Mornin Pete you look ... wow you dont look good at all didnt you get any sleep? *No not really all i thought about was this whole freaking situation i aint even sure when i got off to bed to be quite honest. I guess it was some time after four in the morning* You need to stop Pete this is unhealthy to be like this let it go there isn't a point in holding on anymore. *Yeah tell me something i didnt alredy know sis..* You have a letter waiting for you i bet you didnt know that. *A Letter its Sunday there isnt any mail on a sunday...* I guess it must be hand delivered from someone then huh petie Reaching down for the letter he did not know what he had to expect until he started reading it. Who's it from Petie? Asked his younger sister....*Its from Jenn* he said with a

The Two Of Them - Pt 5
As Petie finished his shower towel wrapped around him and still wet her moved towards the Bedroom when a knock on the door was heard, "Knock Knock" Hey is Petie around? Yeah sure is come on in Steph. Rushing to his room and shutting the door just as she walked up stairs she knocked on his bedroom door, "Geez not want to see me now or something Petie or do you have another girl in there" Cracking the door open he popped out his head and said ..* No thats not it all you just happen to have inpecable timing of showing up when i am fresh out of the shower still wet. Her face quickly turned a light shade of red and she looked down and grinned... "I guess i have some great timing then huh should of been a few minutes faster i could of been in your room waiting" The look on Peties face was a priceless one as he looked at her. *I ah I.... Should get dressed hold on* He closed the door and threw on a pair of pants a shirt and opened the door, *Okay safe to come on in now i promise

The Two Of Them - Pt 6
Standing there in complete silence in shock at his comment she didn't say a word, He stood there looking at her unbelieving of what he said yet he knew he had and now he awaited her reply... "You're right..." she said ..."Thats why you can't let me off the hook with things because all i'm going to do is continue running , Because i'm so comfterble with running its all i know what to do" *My problem isnt the fact you Run Steph its who you run to, You run right into his arms every single time we have a fight and i cant compete with the fact he's part of your past i just cant* She sighed after he spoke and looked him in the eyes "But he isnt who i love, it's you i love and you know that he is just part of my past, Part of my childhood and its a completely purely innocent love that he and i share"... *Apposed to a dirty ranchy one we have right ?* He said with anger in his voice... "No thats not what i mean at all i mean it was a childhood thing we had, but i dont see life when

Two Of The Greatest Friends I Have In My Life That I'll Never Regret Knowing...
Lord Lestat being the first...wow i dont think theres enough to say about this man...atleast not all that i can fit here...He's a great man,friend and master to my family that i will forever be apart of until i die...this mans been through hell and back but still remains one of the greatest ppl i know...i've known him for 9 yrs...i helped run a family on yahell with him that has been mentioned (nightmarez_of_yahell)...he's been there when no one wanted to be he picked me up when i fell...he's been nothing but a real friend to me as well as others... even after death i dont think he could be forgotten...me and him have been through so much together as far as close friends go...no one could ever compare to the type of friend he's always been to me...Then second Would be Lady Ember Vamp...she has been there to as well...shes leaves me comments almost everyday just to let me know thats shes thinking about me...even though we dont really talk much on here in her own little way by leaving m

The Two Of Them - Pt 7
*Had it ever crossed your mind that maybe just maybe i seriously love you, had it ever crossed your mind that maybe you really are my world? and that doing that to me really did kill me?* "NO ... okay no i didn't but i didnt want to at the time either , you have no idea the thoughts that go threw my head every time i turn to walk away from the two of you, you think this is so simple but its not" "Its not like i get some sick pleasure of hurting you , your the last person i ever wanted to hurt petie, But i know i am and it kills me inside knowing that"....... *Then why Steph why do you do it , why do you tell me you love me and then wonder later on about it, I rather you not tell me at all it makes it a lot easer for me in the long run ... "Why because you can't for a moment think maybe its posible to love two people at once or just the fact its impossible for anyone to love you" .... Quitly he thought to himself for the answer to her question and said calmly... *It's not a

Two Of My Favorite Counting Crows Songs.
Time and Time Again I wanted so badly somebody other than me Staring back at me But you were gone gone gone I wanted to see you walking backwards And get the sensation of you coming home I wanted to see you walking away from me Without the sensation of you leaving me alone Time and time again Time and time again Time and time again I can't please myself I wanted the ocean to cover over me I wanna sink slowly without getting wet Maybe someday, I won't be so lonely And I'll walk on water every chance I get Time and time again Time and time again Time and time again I can't please myself So when are you coming home sweet angel? You leaving me alone? All alone? Well if I'm drowning darling, you'll come down this way on your own I wish I was traveling on a freeway Beneath this graveyard western sky I'm gonna set fire to this city And out into the desert we're gonna ride Time and time again Time and time again Time and time again I can't please myself And I

The Two Of Them - Pt 8
She sat there quietly unsure of what to even say to him as he stood there infront of her. She could see how horribly hurt he felt and for all the pain she has caused him but she could not take it back so softly she said... "I'm sorry Petie okie are you happy i am sorry it's not like half the time i see the re-action from my own actions because when i walk out that door i don't see you for days and weeks at a time" *See Steph thats the problem you dont ever see what you are doing to me all you see is the end result of how you kill me from the inside and then you wonder why i dont bother to try and see you? Why would i try and see the person who left me crying in my bed in the dark but like you even care about that right* "You make it seem like i dont care about you petie and that isnt the case its just that i dont know what i want how can you expect me to at this stage of the game how can you even know what you want how can you act like you know when no one really knows right a

Two Old Men
Two old men were sitting in a bar. One said to the other, "if I die first I want you to pour a 5th of whiskey on my grave every year on my birthday?" The other said, "do you mind if I filter it through my kidneys first?"

Two Old Pensioners
Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met. Sitting at a café, the little old man says, “Remember the first time I met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works, and I gave you one from behind.” “Why, yes, I remember it well, dear,” replies the little old lady with a grin. “Well, for old time’s sake, let’s go there again. and I’ll give you one from behind.” The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress. The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady’s hips, and the little old lady reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the most athlet

The Two Of Them - Pt 9
He quietly after then walked by her towards the door grabbing his keys from the dresser and moves towards the door when she grabs his hand and said. "And where are you going, you tell me all this and then expect to walk away and leave me to stand in a puddle of my own emotional thoughts left to drown in them like someone who can't swim?" *Yes that is exactly what i had in mind Steph because i simply have nothing else that i can say i've said it all. I told you how i feel , from the bottom of my soul i have told you how i felt and either you can at least show me some sign that my feelings are important to you or i can leave and let you run off back to him since you are always running back to me because of him maybe this time you can run to him and leave me out of it because ....* "Because what Petie huh because what? Would you please tell me because you have what you want im standing here drowning waiting for you to toss me a life line and i don't know how long i can hold on be

The Two Of Them - Pt 10
About an hour after Pete got home he sat there quietly so lost in his thoughts of what might be what might not be. So scared that he had met the woman of his dreams and let her go simply because she didnt seem to know what she wanted. The phone then rings ... He paused for a moment not sure whether or not to pick it up or not, Finally he reached over and picked it up. *Hello* He answered and the voice on the other end said..... "I didn't like the way things were left when you sped off Petie thats not how i wanted to say goodnight" Speaking back he said *Yeah well you don't ever leave me much choice most the time now do you* "No i suppose i don't do i Petie...I'm sorry for that it's not honestly something i do on purpous..... Can i come over?" *Sure why not* He said in a calm voice and then a knock on the door. He opened it to see her big beautiful eyes stairing at him.... "You asked me something Petie .. you asked if i loved you like i loved him you asked me to make a ch

The Two Of Them - Pt 11
Standing there his body pressed against hers, eyes closed so tightly. His mouth pressed firmly against hers he wrapped his fingers around hers embressing her tightly deep breathing he felt for once at peace with the world almost not caring about things going on around him. He stopped kissing her and looked at her lost deep in her eyes , he kissed the tips of her fingers and she leaned up and kissed him again. Breaking the kiss she unbottoned his shirt which fell promptly to the floor , then slowly removing her blouse she looked at him and whispered, "Are you sure this is what you want is this really what you want are you totally sure, Because i wont go further if you arent ready for this Petie" He ran his fingers down her face and smiled, * I have never been more sure of something then i am at this very moment, here with you right now* Looking down at her he pulled her closer and kissed her tightly moving towards the bed she crawled up still kissing him getting onto the be

The Two Old Ladies
Two old ladies were chatting one day. They were talking about this and that and the subject finally got around to sex. The first old lady said she enjoyed sex all the time, and just as much as ever. The second old lady was surprised and asked her what her secret was. The first old lady said when she hears her husband pulling the car into the garage she hurries and takes a shower, jumps into bed and throws her feet up over her head. When her husband comes into the bedroom he gets turned on and has his way with her. The second old lady decides to try this approach so that night when she heard her husband returning home, she takes a quick shower, jumps into bed and throws her feet up over her head. Her husband comes into the bedroom takes one look and says, Geez.... Maude, comb your hair and put your teeth in....

The Two Of Them - Pt 12
Long after the night of passion came to an end Petie sat outside quietly thinking to himself when he heard someone walking up to the house and low and behold it was his friend Jenn. 'Hey Petie' she said with a smile and quietly he opened the door and stepped outside... "Hey Jenn , what are you doing here shouldnt you be packing for New York?" 'Yea but i thought i would come stop in on you and see how you are doing, I heard about how have things have been with you and steph too' Quietly looking down he took a deep breath and said "there is a complicated situation if there ever was one" Smiling she said back to him... 'I know a steph trance when i see one' "it is deffinitly good to have her back in my life" .... 'Do you feel the sparks' she asked with a smile ... "Well you could never really denie the sparks between the two of us ... When she's around me i just feel more...I feel more alive" "I think people under estimate how important that is" ... 'I think they over

The Two Of Us - Pt 13
So how long are you going to go on like this petie, how long will you wait for her ' "I don't know how long i'll wait for her, i wish i did know i wish i could put a time frame on how long i can let my heart hurt but i don't know" ' So where is she right now ' Jenn asked softly, "With him" petie replied. ' why do you stand around and wait for her if she can't even give you a real answer petie are you a glutton for punishment do you enjoy having her in your life so much that being hurt by her is okay with you' "I don't know Jenn okay i don't know but like you asked, if i felt the sparks, i mean if they werent there this would be so much simpler ,i wouldnt care but they are there and no matter how much i might want to i cant see past the sparks" ... "It's like someone lit a fire inside me and all i see is the sparks from the flames" " Honestly if this is love i think maybe i hate it because its completly consumed me and all i can think about is her and how i want to hold her

Two Of My Favorite Songs
Falls Apart - Hurt I messed up again when I tried You spend all your money and I... And, oh! By the way. With all you did nothing has changed So lie like a waste by the side As everything just falls apart 'Cause everything just fell apart for me I cracked my head and broke my I correct my head and broke my I cracked my head and broke my heart And I don't feel the need to go on I was happier singing along the way I had things, I need to say But now its like a swallowed tape That holds up my face from inside 'as everything just falls apart 'Cause everything just fell apart for me I cracked my head and broke my I cracked my head and broke my I cracked my head and broke my heart So woe is me Oh woe is me, yeah Woe is me It all fell apart I cracked my head and broke my I cracked my head and broke my I cracked my head and broke my...heart And the hell of it is what we are We finish and wish we could start

The Two Of Them - Pt 14
"I Don't know Jenn, Maybe i am better off to forget about her but every time i attempt to do that all i do is sit here and wish that she was with me and not with him but i guess it just isnt going to happen that way" ' Well it's simple pete i mean either she can start thinking with her heart and not her crotch or you gotta learn to get over her and move on , because...' ' Suffering because of her is not the answer , you are a smart funny caring guy and if she can't see you for all that you are then the only one really missing out in the end of all this is her petie ' "Yeah i guess so Jenn but i mean what is left to do where is left to go in all this? I mean if i can't even hold a candle to the biggest drama king on the other side of the creek i mean where does that leave me honestly" "I don't know maybe i am simply not meant for this maybe i am just not meant to be loved Jenn, Maybe i am destined to be the screw up that everyone in this town knows me to be... Petie the sc

Two Of A Kind...
Her virtue as pure as water flowing in a brook He protects her soul by defending her honor Their heart felt love since the day they met Longing to be pure and sweet forever Enduring tragedy and strife they are one till gone Entwined in heaven their spirits are as pure as the day they met.

Two Of A Kind
Two of a kind You and I are so alike morning,noon,and night we get along oh so right there's no way we could ever fight we care for each other we are like thunder people swear we are lovers me and you are two of a kind heart,soul, and mind there's no way in hell I'll another two of a kind I'm so mean and your so sweet how the hell do you put up with me? but one thing I hope will never change oh my dear please keep being there for me me and you are two of a kind heart,soul, and mind don't leave my side stay with me day and night and let me know everything is alright just hold me and squeeze me tight because we are two of a kind heart,soul, and mind

Two Otters
I personally think I have an AWESOME stash... and have been told so... Sooooo if ya like to laugh or say "Awwwwwww..." check out some of the things I have... I just placed a video called two otters holding hands... It is just simply cute!! Hopefully if things are a bit down in your life, this will cause ya too smile... Enjoy... The Cat

Two Of Us In Lust
Two of us in lust I must admit it was exciting . Meeting a stranger, with the intentions of lust. Maybe because it was so taboo, so wickedly inviting. Few words were needed, after all we were there to fuck. I saw it in your eyes the moment you answered the door. The hunger, the need. Watching you closely as I slowly crossed the floor. Immediately you kissed me. That was a nice way to meet baby. Your lips were soft and warm. What surprised me though was that you were such a lady. Looking back now though, I see that was just the calm before the storm. God your eyes are beautiful lover. I found myself lost in them spell bound, froze. There was something there though I have noticed in few others. I wicked side that you keep hidden guarded close. God we had barely begun to get to know each other. You began showing me the house ending in the bedroom. Both of us said Fuck it and grabbed on to one another. Embraced within a kiss, It was on between me and you! W

Two Or Three? A
Two or Three? by Mild Mannered Author © 1) The following is a work of erotic fiction. Those under 18 (or whatever is the age of majority in your jurisdiction) should stop reading now. 2) This story contains characters and settings copyrighted by DC Comics. This story should be considered a parody of those characters and settings. It is also distributed free of charge and is a non-commercial enterprise; the author derives no profit from its distribution. No copyright infringement is intended. 3) I'm no continuity buff, so for simplicity's sake this story uses the TV show Batman: the Animated Series and its successors as its model, with bits and pieces picked up from the comics as I'm familiar with them. Please accept it as the best knowledge I had when the story was written. This caveat applies especially to Poison Ivy's menu of powers; these appear to have changed from treatment to treatment and over time, so I suppose the version I've given her is appropriate to some incarna

Two Or Three? B
Two or Three? by Mild Mannered Author © "Yes?" Ivy's tone was cool, but didn't mask her anticipation. "It was... one if by land, two if by sea." "What?" Ivy looked blank, then frowned. "I gave you an order. Tell me the code on that paper." "Sorry, Ivy," smirked Tim. "Name, rank, and serial number. That's all you're getting from me." He watched her consternation, amused. Without saying anything, she leaned forward again, and Tim made a point of openly ogling her. She kissed his other cheek, hard, and pulled back, studying him intently. "Sorry, doll. Not this time. When Batman heard you had gotten out, he gave us all a shot. Your lipstick, your blood, and all your other little potions; no effect on me, so sorry." As soon as he said it, he wished he could take it back; he had given too much away, especially his immunity to Ivy's toxic body chemistry. Surprise enhances any weapon. Perhaps it was inevitable, though. His small victory, after a night of defeats, coupled wi

Two Or Three? C
Two or Three? by Mild Mannered Author © "Don't try to fool me, little man. I don't know the code, but I do know its architecture. If you lie to me again, I'll know, and do you know what I'll do then? I'll leave. Harley and I will go and let Batman find you, tied up to a chair, naked and ready to burst. But if you tell me the truth..." She gave him a quick lick, easing the pain somewhat. "...I'll take you someplace where you've never been." His jerk told her she had hit home. Yet another point for Ivy: game, set, and match. "Tell me now!" Tim gave up. Fatigue and desire had overcome his better judgment and his ability to resist. "Okay! Okay!" With a moment's effort, he recalled the code and gave it to her. He didn't even transpose some digits or change one letter for another, so afraid he was that she might know and refuse to satisfy him. Ivy looked at him, obviously thinking. After a moment, she smiled. "That checks out. Primes in the right places, and all." She drummed her f

Two Or Three? D
Two or Three? by Mild Mannered Author © Bruce interrupted again. "Not worth the effort. That was a trick, I expect, to keep you from chasing after them. The money's long gone." He shrugged. "As well in their hands as Lex's, I suppose. Perhaps better: they'll use it to lie low for a while. They'll be off their guard when I come for them." He rose. "Get some more rest. I'll have Alfred fix you something for later. We're going after the Riddler tonight; be ready to move by eleven." He moved to the door. Tim, shocked, said "But Bruce! What about... I mean, them, and me, and... and the code, and all." Bruce stopped, but didn't turn. Looking at the wall, he spoke, more quietly now. "The work that we do imposes certain stresses on us. We can't do what we do if we're not tightly wound, and our more relentless adversaries couldn't do what they do if they weren't the result of psychological pressures themselves. Occasionally, when we meet, our psyches push against each other just so

Two Old Guys, Roger And Chuck
TWO OLD GUYS, ROGER AND CHUCK Two old guys, Roger and Chuck, met in their park Every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world Problems. One day Roger didn't show up. Chuck didn't think much about it and figured maybe He had a cold or something. But after Roger hadn't shown up for a Week or so, Chuck really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at their park, And Chuck didn't know where Roger lived, he was unable to find out what had happened to him. A month had passed, and Chuck figured he had seen The last of Roger. But one day, Chuck approached the park and lo and Behold there sat Roger! Chuck was very excited and happy to see him and Told him so. Then he said, "For crying out loud Roger, what in the world happened to you?" Roger replied, "I have been in jail." "Jail?" cried Chuck. "What in the world for?" "Well," Roger said, "you know Judy, that cute little waitress at the coffee shop where we

Two Of My Poems That Fit Me Right Now In Ways......
These poems were written like 6 years ago. But they are in many ways how I am feeling right now. “Walls” These walls need to come down If we are to ever be together, the source must be found I could see the pain in your eyes Feeling the anguish dealing with different lies I feel a little helpless and not sure in what to do All I know is to be your friend and do my best to help you I have been in the same shoes before Getting hurt and just wanting to shut the door This answer isn’t always best We shouldn’t separate ourselves from all the rest There are those to be away from and others to not Sometimes with such pain we miss out on what we’ve got These walls need to be brought down If we don’t we tend to push away some of the good that we have found I care for you so much I give you my hand in friendship’s touch These walls must fall down Please don’t pass something good that may not always be around “Dark Mirror” I look into the mirror and se

Two Old Women
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Maude: What in the hell is that? Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.. Maude: Where did you get it? Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel." The pharmacist fainted.

Two Old Men
TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, 'GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.' THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS. AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!' 'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?' 'WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER. HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH. A WITCH ??. . WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?' 'WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE W

Two Old Ladys
The first old woman told the second old woman that sometimes she gets her husband excited at night by getting totally naked, lying in bed and putting both legs behind her head, yoga style. The second old woman thought that this was a great idea, so that night when her husband went in the bathroom to get ready for bed she got totally naked and began the process of putting her legs behind her head. The first leg was kind of tough to put in place as she was a bit arthritic. However, she finally got it in place. She had an even tougher time with the second leg, so she rocked herself backwards until she finally got it behind her head. However, she had rocked just a little too hard so that she flipped slightly backwards and got stuck with her butt sticking straight up in the air. It was just then that her husband came out of the bathroom. "Gladys!" he exclaimed." For heavens sake, comb your hair and put your teeth in .... You look like an asshole." ..zz..

Two Oceans Aquarium
Two Oceans Aquarium: A Window on the Oceans of South Africa The southern tip of the African continent is the meeting place of two mighty and bountiful oceans, the Indian and the Atlantic. The Two Oceans Aquarium on the V&A Waterfront, Cape Town is ideally positioned to showcase the incredible diversity of marine life found in these two oceans. The Aquarium is one of the top tourist attractions in Cape Town and over 3000 living sea animals, including sharks, fishes, seals, turtles and penguins can be seen in this spectacular underwater nature reserve. Aquarium Exhibits The Two Oceans Aquarium showcases life from the mighty Indian and Atlantic Oceans. Over 3,000 living animals can be seen in this marine kaleidoscope. This is where the two oceans meet! See the Aquarium from a fish eye view. Excellent diving conditions, great visibility and guaranteed shark sightings! .

The Two Of Them - Pt 15
' Believe it or not petie this world will not come to a crashing end and you will find the ending to the story that you and steph have started here ' ' There is always one thing that never changes about a story Petie and i think you need to remember it , as much as anyone else to you need to more ' "Oh and what exactly would that be Jenn would you please enlighten me as to what never changes about a story because honestly i can't tell where the story ends and real life begins anymore" ' It's Simple pete, Every story has a beginning and an end, Every story is about good and bad, between love and hate , the only question you can ask yourself now is , What ending do you want petie, what story do you want to write what ending is it you want ' ' Do you want to be the Hero of this story? is that it or do you want to be the sad boy who sits at the end of that dock and wonders about what if about maybe about the things that never happened because you were too scared to be the aggr

Two Old Men
Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel. The madam takes one look at the two old geezers And whispers to her manager, "Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference." The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business. As they are walking home the first man says, "You know, I think my girl was dead!" "Dead?" says his friend, "Why do you say that?" "Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her." His friend says, "Could be worse I think mine was a witch." "A witch??... Why the hell would you say that?" "Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck, and I gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window... Took my teeth with her!"

Two Of The Hardest Working People On Fubar!!!
These two people work endlessly to help people on fubar and ask for nothing in return. They have helped countless people level from fresh meat all the way up to Oracle. Please stop in and show the both of them the love that they deserve! Mikey@ fubar ♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By Lynne Co-Owner of Cutterbum@ fubar This message brought to you by Mike Hawk â˜ Yeahmon â˜ â˜Ÿ Shadow Leveler â˜Ÿ â™Š Please read my profile â™Š@ fubar (repost of original by '☠ Yeahmon ☠ ☟ Shadow Leveler ☟ ♊ Please read my profile ♊' on '2008-06-15 04:04:27')

The Two Of Us
The Two of Us by LateNiteFantasy© The sands of time slip through your hand, The winds of time blow across the land, We side by side will stand together, We will love and be strong in any weather, Romeo and Juliet have no bounds, When the love we share together is found, To live and die in love is more, Than to walk through life with a heart tore, To feel the love so full we share, There is in time no compare, These words on paper cant come close, To the love we have The two of us.

Two Of My Standardbred Horses Have Been Stolen
TWO OF MY STANDARDBREDS HAVE BEEN REMOVED FROM THE PROPERTY AT 19 OLD COUNTY RD, FREEPORT. ME. RECENTLY, WITHIN 48HRS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION. I DON'T KNOW WHO REMOVED THEM OR WHERE THEY'RE, BUT I AM EMAILING AND SENDING MESSAGES OUT TO VETS, FARRIERS, STORES, STABLES, FARMS, TRANSPORTATION ETC. THE PIC IS OF THE TWO HORSES. GRAY IS A MARE, 16. 2HDS, 17YRS OLD, LIP TAT I'VE HAD HER 16YRS BAY IS A GELDING, 15. 2HDS, 24YRS OLD LIP TAT AND FREEZE BRANDED BETWEEN HIS FRONT LEGS I'VE HAD HIM 15YRS I HAVE CALLED THE STATE POLICE, SHERIFFS, LOCAL PD AND MY LAWYER WHEN I FIND THE PERSON/PERSONS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS I WILL BE FILING CHARGES AND A LAWYER SUIT AGAINST THEM. I WILL NOT GIVE UP UNTIL MY TWO BABIES ARE RETURNED TO ME, SAFE/SOUND ANY HELP OR INFO ANYONE MIGHT HAVE WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED. PLEASE SAY A PRAYER THAT THEY'RE ARE RETURNED SAFE/SOUND KEEP YOUR EYES AND EARS OPEN

Two Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke. Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! What is it that you put over your cigarette?" The other old lady said, "It's a condom." "A condom? Where do you get those?" The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interested in condoms, so he asked her, "What size do you want?" The old lady thought for a minute and said, "One that will fit a Camel!"

Two Of A Kind
She sits and wonders why, cant I ever find the right guy. They all always seem to lie, she cant help but start to cry. He sits in a modest little park, scratches his hand and looks at his birth mark. Then he hears a dog bark, always has loved coming to this park. Walking along he sees her crying, man he sees that and feels like dying. Then he asks her why she is crying, says she is tried of every guy always lying. He looks at her and doesn`t know what to say, but this has turned into such a beautiful day. Sits down and asks can he stay, she says of course, if you are gay! They both laugh and share a smile, he asks her if she wants to walk for a while. Sure she says maybe for a couple of miles, he says this really isn`t my style. Usually I am timid and kind of shy, but I just cant stand to see a woman cry. She catches that particular look in his eyes, thinks to herself I can really like this guy. He seems like he is so sweet, and look at him he is dressed so neat. So they both get to th

Two Old Guys...
Two old guys were chatting..... One said to the other: "My 85th birthday was yesterday. The wife gave me an SUV". Other guy responded: "Wow, that's amazing!! Imagine, an SUV!! What a great gift!" First guy: "Yup ... Socks, Underwear and Viagra!"

Two Old Guys
Two old guys were chatting..... One said to the other: "My 85th birthday was yesterday. The wife gave me an SUV".Other guy responded: "Wow, that's amazing!!..... Imagine, an SUV!!.. What a great gift!"First guy: "Yup !!.... Socks, Underwear and Viagra!"

Two Of My Poems
Walking alone, no lights in sight to guide my wayI stumble around life scared, no one there keep me goingDay to day I walk in the darkNight after night I lay alone in the shadow of my lifeDreams of a happy life succumbs to the waking reality I am alone, I am afraid, I'm going day after day always the same wayI gave my love to the one that wouldn't give it back I keep it hidden inside, the wounds in my heart that keep my face in the dirtI feel your hand on this wounded heart of mine, will you heal me or be the one to kill me?With you in my mind, my reality seems more like a wonderful dreamWhen I look into your eyes so far away, I see the heaven that will save me

Two Old Geezers...
TWO OLD MEN THINK THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL. MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, 'GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.' THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS. AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!' 'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?' 'WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER.' HIS FRIEND SAYS, ' COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH.' 'A WITCH ??. .. WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?' 'WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW... TOOK MY TEETH WITH HER!

Two Officers Of Broadway Bank
LONDON -- It used to be that the only thing to expect from Spain at major tournaments was that it would fall short of expectations. Dennis Pitta Limited Jersey . These days, that would mean anything short of bringing home the title. Having gone from perennial underachiever to the top of world football, Spain will be the team with the biggest target on its back at the European Championship. "Our problem now is that we are not arriving to the final phase of the Euros like we did four years ago," Spain goalkeeper Iker Casillas said. "Then, the other teams knew us but we surprised people little by little until we deservedly won the tournament. Now, all the other national teams know how Spain plays and they are going to make it tough for us." And theres no shortage of challengers hoping to knock the defending champions off their perch. The Netherlands may again prove to be the biggest obstacle, bringing back most of the team that lost to Spain in extra time in the 2010 World Cup final. But

Two Operating Systems For Hybrid Screen With A Samsung Ultra-high Resolution
(3200x1800 pixels)LONDON - Two in one. Indeed, four in one. The new Samsung Ativ Q is in fact the first tablet / pc in the world to be able to manage two operating systems: Windows 8 or cell phones . Non-trivial exercise. It was enough to "play" a little 'with this product, shown last week in London during the international launch, in order to appreciate the virtues chameleon.The look is that of a conventional tablet, more often than others, but the reason is immediately explained by the fact that the device is coupled to a keyboard. Unfortunately, the keyboard does not come off and does not rotate even to cover the display, protecting it. But the position of the hinges allows you to quickly switch from one configuration to touch pc style, and provide valuable support to the screen when you want to watch multimedia content. In the hands so we have a real tablet and a PC at the same time functional in all respects.On the other hand the hardware features of the product are those of a not

Two Proposals Worth Considering...
New Gas Plan.... Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would have to come down as a result. New Immigration Plan... Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America, then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq, and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or

Two Poems For One Post
Sweet unbounded soul ache For but only ones sake Lost in thoughts of two as one Lost until eternities done Missing a word so inadequate The hole left behind I truly hate Lost in the one who made me anew Lost till I am there in our space with you Heart of Pain Selfish organ beats within Driving on pain of sin Flesh does crave the heated touch Left longing for one so much Fire of consumption eats away Blazing forth to make one pay A debt owed by letting in a soul Feel the pain of never being whole Lost in purgatory for time unknown Burn the impure human shown To be less than soul of light Founded of blemish and of blight Scream forth bitter agony Lost alone for all to see Tossed about in seas of confusion Looking for life’s ultimate illusion Peace found in arms and in the smile It is this that does the soul beguile What cruel joke does god dare play To leave one feeling in this way Curses and anger the stomping of pride And yet the cause bea

Two Poems.
----- Last Rites ----- And when the Last of ^Us^ Falls, Dead in one of your endless, bloody battles, Will you then Mourn ^Our^ passing - the Loss of an entire ^Race^ Gifted to thine aid? Know then, mortal: ^We^ Stood ^Our^ Ground `til the Last: and as ^We^ Pass, Remember ^Us^, as ^Those^ Who Walked Time itself, and risked ^Our Immortal Souls^, that yours, so much Lesser, may Live. ^Uyraell^ 09/22/2006 Sept, 22. __________________________________________________ ----- ^Winged^ ----- those seemingly pitiless, whiteless eyes, those full, generous lips, covering seemingly cruel fangs, those hands, so capable of rending - or such exquisite caresses, Aye, all these things and more, The Love that is thy ^Being^, tight-focussed, Thus Power - raw, serving, devoted : Love. ^Uyraell^ 07/15/2006, July, 15.

Two Prostitutes Were Riding Around Town
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on the roof of their car which read, "TWO PROSTITUTES... $150.00." A policeman noticed the car, and quickly pulled them over. He approached the ladies and told them they'd have to remove the sign. Otherwise, they'd be arrested and taken to jail. Just then, another car passed by with a sign which read, "JESUS SAVES." The two ladies asked the policeman why he let the other car drive by without pulling them over. "Well, that's a little different since it pertains to religion." The two ladies were furious, but nonetheless they removed the sign and drove away. The next day, the same policeman noticed the same two ladies riding around town with a sign on the roof of their car. He figured he had an easy bust, so he pulled them over once again. As he approached the car, though, he noticed a new sign which now read, "TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER... $150.00."

Two Prostitutes
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "Two Prostitutes -- $50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES." One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?!" "Well, that's a little different," the officer smiled . ."Their sign pertains to religion." So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off. The following night found the same police officer in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read: "Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter -- $50.00."

Two Prostitutes
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on the roof of their car which read, "TWO PROSTITUTES... $150.00." A policeman noticed the car, and quickly pulled them over. He approached the ladies and told them they'd have to remove the sign. Otherwise, they'd be arrested and taken to jail. Just then, another car passed by with a sign which read, "JESUS SAVES." The two ladies asked the policeman why he let the other car drive by without pulling them over. "Well, that's a little different since it pertains to religion." The two ladies were furious, but nonetheless they removed the sign and drove away. The next day, the same policeman noticed the same two ladies riding around town with a sign on the roof of their car. He figured he had an easy bust, so he pulled them over once again. As he approached the car, though, he noticed a new sign which now read, "TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER... $150.00."

Two Parts Of A Whole
Two Parts of a Whole You're the air that I breathe You're the food that I eat You're the sleep that I get You're my sugar and meat You're the liquid I drink You're the chair that I use You're the picture I draw You're the reason I choose You're my reason to be You're why I exist You're my own Hollocaust You're my own Blacklist You're a fraction of me I'm a fraction of you Together we're one No longer two

Two Patients
TWO PATIENTS Boy, if this doesn't hit the nail on the old head, I don't know what does! Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week. The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another week and finally has his surgery scheduled for a month from then. Why the different treatment for the two patients? The FIRST is a Golden Retriever. The SECOND is a Senior Citizen. Next time take me to a vet.

Two People In One
Two people in one, one happy,one sad. Two sides of me, one mad and one glad. There's only one side I try to let show; my feelings inside the others don't know. I'm two people in one-- as strange as that sounds, the real me inside no one has found. done by christine .

Two Prostitutes
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "Two Prostitutes -- $50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES." One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?!" "Well, that's a little different," the officer smiled "Their sign pertains to religion." So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off. The following day found the same police officer in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read: "Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter -- $50.00"

Two Prostitutes
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "Two Prostitutes -- $50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES." One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?!" "Well, that's a little different," the officer smiled . . "Their sign pertains to religion." So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off. The following day found the same police officer in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read: "Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter -- $50.

Two Priests
Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue. The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap. "Oh look" says the first nun, "its a soap dispenser". To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood....sure enough he drops the second bar of soap. The third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and three times but nothing happens. So she gives several More tugs, then yells! "Mary, Mother of God - Hand Lotion too.

Two Poems I Have Written
I cry Eric Ethan I cry when people are lost and lost the love and joy in their heart I cry when people have past on I cry when things don’t go right I cry when people are hurt and scared I cry when I’m alone I cry for people when they lost their love ones I cry when people just give up I cry of joy of when people feel the love and the laughter in their heart. I cry of joy when people find that they can star t life over. The END The Care Eric Ethan Care for that for that person who lost Care for that person who needs that boost when they are down Care for the weak Care for the lost of the heart Care for the people who need a laugh and smile Care for the kids who need that need that love Care for the little who has that bruise on the knee But the big thing is never stop caring

Two Parts
I have two parts. One part of me wants to hold you close, to make you feel singular, whisper things to you to make you laugh, look into your shiny eyes and see myself reflected there as the one true object of your affection. I want to take you to places I have been alone and experience them all over through you. I want to watch the technicolor sunset with my arm around your shoulder. And the other part? I want to blow things up with you, to make the echoes of our cries bounce against the bedroom walls and make your skin burn with every touch. I want to stain the mirror with the image of your back arched and your mouth open, mid-scream, as I fill you with me and the world goes glassy all around us. You will have both parts. forever. © All rights reserved

Two Prostitutes
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "Two Prostitutes -- $50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES." One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?!" "Well, that's a little different," the officer smiled . . "Their sign pertains to religion." So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off. The following day found the same police officer in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read: "Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter -- $50.

Two Priests Joke
Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step in the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has some soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap in his hands and heads back to the showers. He gets halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue. The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls his dick. Startled, he drops a bar of soap. "Oh look," says the 2nd nun... "A soap dispenser." To test her theory she also pulls his dick...and sure enough he drops the last bar of soap. The third nun then pulls, first once, then twice and three times. Still nothing happens. So she tries once more and to her delight she yells... "Look, hand cream!"

Two Poems I Found While Cleaning My Dorm Room
Ace I love mace. God gave me grace with lace. You have a beautiful face. Where is that place? that we can make quick pace and be friends 4ever! love (actually it was a heart), the magic c-dubby ~ Perdoname ~anonimo~ Perdoname si te quiero demasiado, Perdoname porque estoy enamorado. Perdoname si quiero darte un abrazo, Perdoname porque quiero estar a tu lado Perdoname si no puedo olvidarte, Perdoname por desear besarte. Perdoname por no dejarte, Perdoname porque solo puedo amarte. Mas si quieres olvidarme, Te lo hare muy facil. Solo dale tu carino a otro, pero a mi, no me pidas que no te ame. Nunca habia estado tan cerca de ti, nunca habia probado tu carino. Y ahora despues de hacerlo, como dejar de sentir que quiero estar contigo? Como podria yo olvidar la suavidad tu piel, la ternura de tus abrazos y el calor de tus besos? Translate later

Two, Please.
Saturday mornings are made for sleeping in and waking up hungry. Hungry for pancakes. Pancakes not made by me. Not because I don't know how to make pancakes (I can totally add the right amount of water), but I think there is a certain enjoyment that comes when someone else made them then serves them to you and continously refills your coffee. And come on, there is something to be said about the option to add fresh fruit on said pancakes. Strawberry? No. Cherry? No. Warm apple compote? Yes, yes I will. But no whipped cream, cause that just won't go with the syrup I plan on dousing these babies with. So, IHOP it is. You know, the mecca of all things rooty tooty fresh and fruity? I can TASTE the warm apply goodness in my mouth before we are even seated. And that's when I saw him. Alone. Looking for someone to talk shop with. Someone to bore the hell out of while he inhaled his food. Where was his effin wife? Ok, can I just say that I am a really good person. But there he was...a go

Two Prostitutes
TWO PROSTITUTES Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES -- $50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES." One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?!" "Well, that's a little different," the officer smiled ....."Their sign pertains to religion." So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off. The following day found the same Police Officer in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read: "TWO FALLEN ANGELS SEEKING PETER---$50.00."

~ Two Princes ~
Friggin Awesome Song....Enjoy..... One, two princes kneel before you That what I said now Princes, princes who adore you Just go ahead now One has diamonds in his pockets That's some bread, now This one said he wants to buy you rockets Ain't in his head, now This one he got a princely racket That's what I said now Got some Big Seal upon his jacket Ain't in his head now You marry him, your father will condone you How 'bout that now You marry me, your father will disown you He'll eat his hat, now Marry him, marry me I'm the one that loved you baby can't you see? Ain't got no future or family tree But I know what a prince and lover ought to be I know what a prince and lover ought be Said if you want to call me baby Just go ahead now And if you like to tell me maybe Just go ahead now And if you wanted to buy me flowers Just go ahead now And if you like to talk for hours Just go ahead now Said one, two princes kneel before you That what I

Two People, Two Different Worlds.
Two people, Two Different Worlds. 1 person lives with her family and hates it and wishes she could live with her boyfriend. The other also lives with his family And occasionally likes it, but just not all the time. She hates it when her family takes Her stuff and her privileges away and When they snoop through all her Stuff. She doesn't know why they do., but maybe its because they want to see what is going on in her personal life, but she doesn't want them to. Or maybe it's because they think she is on drugs or something. Whatever the reason she thinks that they need to stay out of her diaries and stuff and stop suspecting her of stuff. They are two people, in two different worlds.

Two Planets
locked within each others orbits spinning in repelling away crash into me just once let the full power of what we have be released and behold the truth all of it know that I have always been there for you know that I always will spinning out of control when your orbit takes you too far away but I wait for to return for my course to change back tward you

The Two Personal Gifts General Ratko Mladic Gave To Me On My Summer (2002) Vacation In Belgrade, Serbia. (2002 August)
The Two Personal Gifts General Ratko Mladic Gave To Me On My Summer (2002) Vacation In Belgrade, Serbia. (2002 August)http://lpcyu.instablogs.com/entry/the-two-gifts-books-general-ratko-mladic-gave-to-me-2002-on-my-summer-vacation/"The next day I woke up around mid morning feeling depressed so I went for a walk to a local store picking up some things. Returning to Darko’s, we were standing outside his apartment discussing something when I turned seeing Mladic approaching me in full military regalia. We shook hands glad seeing each other. Of all photos I’ve seen online, Mladic never looked better than he did then. His military uniform was clean, ironed and he wore every military metal ever earned it seemed to me. He was as honorably decorated as any of the American Joint Chief’s of Staff; even wearing his gold colored in sigma upon his green military cap. He had many gold colored metals hanging from his uniform on the left side by his chest. I was privileged to

Two Petite Teens Posing On The Grass
Hot 18 ears old girls Jurassic Cock, Real Ex Girlfriends, Pimp... Young teens hook up with dirty old men Girls give deepthroat blowjob Incredible horny slut taking the cock deeper Face fucked with a hard cock and penetrated Giant cock start the war Stripper pole mommy honey west Real ex-girlfriends A lot more sexual than the college coeds

Two Paths
Sleepers like to dream. Dream the night away. Dream the day away. All life is is just a dream, right? Dream of a better life, dream of a better home, even dream for the right person. Then you open your eyes and see the dream fade. Fade into your reality.Were its dark and dank and oh so dreary. Were is the hand to lift me up to the right path. Two different roads to choose, but which one. One could be the dream land you have always wanted ,or the bleakness of reality. Or you could be fucked ether way cause they could lead to the same dread. Its always, make a choice. I hang my head so low, waiting for the blindness to bleed from my eyes so that i can know which way to go. But for now I sit at this fork and dream. Just dream...............or till someone comes along and slaps me in the face and just says, wake the fuck up bitch this aint no dream world!

Two Prays For Me To Remember
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear. God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can;and wisdom to know the difference. Living one day at a time; Enjoying one moment at a time; Accepting hardships as the pathway to peace; Taking, as He did, this sinful worldas it is, not as I would have it; Trusting that He will make all things rightif I surrender to His Will;That I may be reasonably happy in this life and supremely happy with HimForever in the next.Amen.

Two Quick Recepies...
COLESLAW in 36 steps! 1. Chop cabbage into large bowl. 2. Look for green peppers. 3. Drive to store. 4. Choose green peppers. 5. Carry them to cashier. 6. Drive home. 7. Find wallet. 8. Drive to store. 9. Buy green peppers. 10. Drive home. 11. Chop green peppers into bowl. 12. Look for mayonnaise. 13. Drive to store. 14. Buy mayonnaise. 15. Drive home. 16. Mix mayonnaise into bowl. 17. Look for raisins. 18. Drive to store. 19. Buy stupid raisins. 20. Ignore stupid cashier's snickering. 21. Drive home. 22. Mix raisins into bowl. 23. Look for miserable lousy stupid carrots. 24. Drive to stupid lousy store. 25. Buy miserable stupid lousy carrots. 26. Call stupid miserable snickering cashier a Nazi. 27. Crawl to car. 28. Drive home. 29. Chop stupid damned miserable lousy carrots into damned stupid lousy miserable bowl. 30. Look for finger. 31. Look harder for finger. 32. Look everywhere for finger. 33. See cat scurrying away. 34. Follow cat into new neig

Two Questions.....
Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion??? Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates. Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B - He was kicked ou t of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your Choice? Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.

Two Questions
Life really boils down to 2 questions...1. Should I get a dog....? OR... 2. Should I have children? No matter what situations life throws at you.... No matter how long and treacherous your journey may seem...Remember ~~ there is a light at the end of the tunnel. You're laughing aren't you? That's good ~~ my job here is done! Have a great day

Two Red Necks
Two red necks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of beer. The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookie thar up ahead, Earl, it's a dadgum police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers ! Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, then peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat. "What fer?", asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', OK?, said Earl. Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight & put the labels on each of their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Howdy boys, ya'll been drinkin'?" " No sir," said Earl while pointing at the labels... "Me and Bubba's on the patch."

Two Robins Were Sitting In A Tree....
Two robins were sitting in a tree. "I'm really hungry," said the first one. "Let's fly down and find some lunch." They flew down to the ground and found a nice plot of newly plowed ground that was full of worms. They ate and ate and ate till they could eat no more. "I am so full, I don't think I can fly back up into the tree," said the first one. "Let's just lay back here and bask in the warm sun," said the second "O K," said the first. So they plopped down, basking in the sun. No sooner than they had fallen asleep, when a big fat tomcat sneaks up and gobbles them up. As the cat sat washing his face after his meal, he thought... | | | | | | | (scroll down) | | | |(ready??) | (you're gonna like this one) | | | | | | "I JUST LOVE BASKIN ROBINS."

Two Robins
Two robins were sitting in a tree. 'I'm really hungry,' said the first one. 'Me too' said the second. 'Lets fly down and find some lunch.' They flew to the ground and found a nice plot of plowed ground full of worms. They ate and ate and ate 'til they could eat no more. 'I'm so full I don't think I can fly back up to the tree,' said the first one. 'Me either. Let's just lay here and bask in the warm sun.' said the second. 'O.K.' said the first. They plopped down, basking in the sun. No sooner had they fallen asleep, than a big fat tomcat snuck up and gobbled them up. As he sat washing his face after his meal, he thought, 'I love baskin' robins.'

Two Rednecks
Two Rednecks Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said "lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a poll-ice roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!" Don't worry, Bubba", Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat". "What fer?", asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', OK?", said Earl. Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?" "No, sir", said Earl. "We're on the patch"!

Two Rules For Living In Harmony
The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitude. -William Jones Whenever we're dealing with bad news, a difficult person, or a disappointment of some kind, most of us get into certain habits, ways of reacting to life-particularly adversity-that don't serve us well. We overreact, blow things out of proportion, hold on too tightly, and focus on the negative aspects of life. When we are immobilized by little things-when we are irritated, annoyed, and easily bothered-our (over-) reactions not only make us frustrated but actually get in the way of getting what we want. We lose sight of the bigger picture, focus on the negative, and annoy other people who might otherwise help us. In short, we live our lives as if they were one great big emergency! We often rush around looking busy, trying to solve problems, but in reality, we are often compounding them. Because everything seems like such a big deal, we end up spending our lives dea

Two Reasons You Should Get A Cd...
The following is a review of "Amor Mortem Mei Erit" from Dark Harvest Webzine (myspace.com/darkharvestwebzine): The Reticent – Amor Mortem Mei Erit From the opening on this album, it is easy to tell that you are about to delve deep into the heart and mind of one Chris "Mordrid" Hathcock . Amor Mortem Mei Erit is a look deep inside of the soul, and every song portrays a part of life that everyone of us can relate to. The Reticent take a look inside and find some darkness we all share but cannot put into words…well…The Reticent manages to put it into words, and put it to paper excellently. The guitar work is very well put together and manages to not be overdone. One thing a lot of bands have a problem with is trying to over do it. The Reticent use enough guitar work to bring feeling into the songs without pushing the guitars to be more important than what is being said on the tracks. Amor Mortem Mei Erit is an album that will make you think about a lot of things that have h

Two Rooms
Two Rooms At the far end of my castle In a corridor often traveled There lies two rooms...filled with people. The first is brightly colored People I know so well partying together Sharing stories of mirth, of dreams and of passion Here bonds are formed between so many Plans of the future Creations of a life before unknown Adventures of those who have never been given the chance They know me well in this castle forum I am a face to some A lover to others And a friend to all Here all is a dream of the mind One step away from happiness Or perhaps a step away from darkness Who is to say? I exit out of the room and travel across the hallway. This room is filled with the souls who know the others well Husbands, wives, lovers, friends....shadows of those unable to join us. Here no one can talk with one another Here many live in darkness not knowing they are in a castle at all. Many have pushed the ones they loved into the room of light Some never dreamed they wo

Two Sisters N Me
well I did a photo shoot at the river two sisters video taped a dream of mine to pose nude in the presence of two good looking young ladies they were into it so we met in june and went to the river to get r done the pretty blond helped me out of my shorts and underware for the first video set. she helped me get into the mood and also into some womens tight underware too I was little woried about being to close to the county road. but she made me much more comfortable so i went for it. as her sister shot the video the blond rubbed on suntan lotion on my exposed body. and then i said it was my turn to do her to which she promptly complied and laid down on the blanket next to the running water of the river. well I took the liberity to apply the suntan lotion to her back and legs and tummy and to her neck. she would not let me touch her on the breasts or the warm folds of her pussy so i went for the next best thing i massaged her back and butt. and undid her top to expose her back and si

Two Sisters
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in Ft Worth so that they can breed their own stock.They only have $600 left.Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home." The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home." The telegraph operator explains that he'll be gla

Two Sisters
Two Sisters Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they can breed their own stock. They only have $600 left. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home." The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599 - no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram & tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive it here so we can haul it home." Th

Two Sides
For the ones who really reads the blogs. To read my frist one is a insight to me. Like everyone, there's two sides. Not all of us accepts it. Feel sorry for them cuz the only way to know ones self in to know both sides. And always find one person that you let in the side that you hide to the whole so you know that that side is known. If you understand this then you are like the pebble that starts the ripples in the pond. Moving in all directions. tagfantasy.com

Two Slaves For Mistress Jessica
Two Slaves For Mistress Jessica by pussylove69 © I had met Jessica on the Internet. She had been reading my stories and sent some feedback. We loved or mail exchanges and became somehow friends, exchanged pictures. She also told me that she had another friend too. It was a married woman of 52. They exchanged some dirty mails, had phone sex and had even met once so far for a hot night. For her 25th birthday Jessica and Elisabeth (the 52year old woman) had agreed to meet again in a hotel in Stockholm. Out of fun Jessica asked me in one of the e-mails if I wouldn’t love to join in – and I said that I would love it. We started talking more about that idea and the thought of it made me more and more hot. Jessica loved to dominate other women and so we acted out a game where Elisabeth and I would be her willing sex slaves for a weekend. It all ended that I was booking a flight to Stockholm.-- I was nervous a bit, when I finally reached the hotel. I was late by half an hour. I look

Two Souls Meet
We sometimes meet our soulmate at times that aren't quite right we might pass them in the highstreet or drive by them late at night. For some it's freinds since high school who grow apart with time meeting some years later who then recognise the signs For others it's a comment that starts a friendship new, accross miles and countless countries you find a love so true And so it seems my soul has flown and joined now with my loves' and with him there it rests now forever as two doves And for those who have yet to find it please doubt not that it's true if you're open to the searching, quite often love finds you.

Two Statues Come To Life For 1 Hour
Two statues are standing in a park, they have been there for years naked staring at eachother. One day God comes down and brings them to life. "You both may live for 1 hour to do whatever it is you plaese." The male statue looks at the female one and asks, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?". "I sure am.", she replies with a smile. With that they run off into the trees nearby. 30 minutes pass and they both emerge from the wood sweaty, panting, and laughing. The male statues looks up and asks, "Want to do it again?". She looks at him smiles and says, "Sure do, but this time you hold the pidgeons down and I'll shit on 'em!"

Two Souls Entwined In Thought
dreams of seeing one soul entwined in sweet desire may be the spark but love is the flame that keeps the torch of passion coasting into our inner heart and forever thoughts of holding each others warm and tender bodies until the juices of your fruits explode with ecstacy erupting the flow of my volcanic flow of future generations of life and pleasures with no thoughts of negativity to cause the closeness burning inside our minds climax of thoughts inside our smooth and voluptuous vessels of warm and wet flesh encased heated passionate beings until there is no mosture left in our bodies nor breath to nourish the soft and fluid movements of two lives forever entwined and in tune to each movement made to and fro in an out of consciousness and beside one another with cool and warm breaths of lust to feel with every nerve and hair throughout the entire length of beautiful nakedness and heated muscular limbs of two creatures of sinlike appendages locked in the thrust of loves greatest accom

Two Songs For Victoria.
Victoria, my dear, these are for you. Stock Trading | Video Hosting | Funny Videos | Secrets Lyrics: u ne la nv i u we tsi i ga go yv he i hna quo tso sv wi yu lo se i ga gu yv ho nv a se no i u ne tse i i yu no du le nv ta li ne dv tsi lu tsi li u dv ne u ne tsv e lo ni gv ni li squa di ga lu tsv he i yu ni ga di da ye di go i a ni e lo hi gv u na da nv ti a ne hv do da ya nv hi li tsa sv hna quo ni go hi lv do hi wa ne he sdi Stock Trading | Video Hosting | Funny Videos | Secrets Lyrics: Cherokee Morning Song Wi Na De Ya Ho Wi Na De Ya Wi Na De Ya Ho Ho Ho Ho He Ya Ho

Two Sides, One Man
I've written some, I've seen a few. But what is a distance when its seen by two? The last time I wrote, like this before she never knew it was ment for her, but that was before. She knows now, maybe its too late, maybe not, for my name is not fate. He would hold her if he could, just once to see her face, few women have really crossed his way. My buddy Jay, whos of the brother hood,shared with me. He never knows what to say, he dreams about things, but when it comes down to reality, his alter ego is not the same man that is known to me.

Two Stories In One! Opium And 10 Billion More For Afghanistan!
Please Rate This Blog. TWO STORIES IN ONE! OPIUM AND 10 BILLION MORE FOR AFGHANISTAN! Well, this doesn't happen too often, a DOUBLE BLASTER NEWS ARTICLE! FIRST: have ya got an EXTRA 10.6 BILLION for Afghanistan? Sure, during the Bush feel-good, back-slappin', hero-worshipin' SOTU Address he told us how GRRRREAT!!! the economy and the federal spending was..."CUT IT IN HALF IN A FEW YEARS!" but a few years, that NEVER seems to come. Few days later, 'Can we please have another 10,600,000,000 American tax dollars for the never ending fight in Afghanistan"???? SECOND: remember that little problem the Taliban took care of, OPIUM PRODUCTION??? Well shame on US! It isn't just back, it is back WITH A VENGEANCE! LAST YEAR they had an ALL TIME RECORD CROP, THIS year looks to be even BETTER! In fact, they last year they produced MORE OPIUM THAN ALL THE ADDICTS IN THE WORLD USE IN ONE YEAR! THIS year it will be more. So where do you suppose people have the resources to buy up

Twos
two two they always come in two not enough to miss one night of sleep it always has to be two there's an hour that i don't remember looking at the clock some time between 4;30 and 5;20 or so could that have been sleep? i'm sure it wasn't sex put me to sleep put me to sleep i beg you i'll give m ysoul i beg you

Two Scottish Nuns
Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, " but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart. "Two dogs, please," says one. The vendor is very pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over. Excited, the nuns hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs'. The mother superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and then, staring at it for a moment, leans to the other nun and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?

Two Sides.
I'm of two minds, hes fightting with me deep inside. My light, my darkside can't leave me be. I'm wrapped in black, half the time I feel so dark and empty, so crazy like nothing'll save me. Last night I saw a reminder of the last cut I made several years ago, and several days. I could snap on anyone, does noone else see or recognize that? I hate today with all this love, the voids come back like a glove. My thoughts go up and down like a yoyo, there are people I've apparently let down, but they tell me live my life for me. Thats Bs when they don't agree with me, they push and they fight like we did last night. They claw at me, and question me, how stable can I really be? Sober for 3 weeks, and not a drop of gin, at times I feel tempted to drink once again, it would make me just like him, the one who first caused me hurt. How I'd love to tear away @ his skin, he'd never consider me a threat, but I've made threats to him in days gone by, time and time again.

Two Sides Pt 2
He wants to come out to play, hes been dorment for too long inside me. He wants out, so he can laugh at authority and challenge those who belittle him. He wants to stay out, and come home in the late hours of the morning.He wants to be jumped and get into a fight. An evil grin, a reminder, its past the point where it did begin but I don't give a shit. Staying out hanging out, drinkin, not giving two shits, not caring or thinkin out front the 7-11. Try to rob me, here take a phone to call 9-11 cause I'll break your fucking bones, your mistake for being wrong & approching me. Never know cause its too hard to see, deception dwells not just in me. Blasting in my walkmen, fuckin Icp.

Two Songs I Wished I Had Wrote!
Blue Murder Out Of Love Ooooooooooh I'm standing here looking at your photograph I can't believe I'm all alone and you're not coming back On and on we rode the storm I sometimes wish I'd never been born Alone here i'm crying out for love When times were hard We struggled through A long, long time ago But things have changed Much more than this I never thought you'd go Taken in my tears subside I'm feeling lost Can I survive without you, I'm outta love again My heart here cries out in pain All the nights when you held me tight Life was good and love seemed right And now I'm here I can't believe you're gone You used to say love would never die But you were wrong and I've just died inside I'm outta love again -- I'm outta love again Taken in my tears subside I'm feeling lost, can I survive without you I'm outta love again The love we shared will never ever die inside my heart I swear I never dreamed that we would ever drift apart On and on we rode the storm I sometimes wish I'd

Two Sailors
Two sailors on shore leave, walking down the street. They spot a beautiful blonde. First sailor asks his friend "Have you ever slept with a blonde?" Second sailor replies that he has. They walk on further and see an even more beautiful brunette. First Sailor: Have you ever slept with a brunette?" Second Sailor" Why yes, in fact I've slept with brunettes on many occasions" They walk on a little further, and see a gorgeous redhead, who leaves the other two girls for dead. First Sailor:" Have you ever slept with a redhead then?" His companion looks at him and replies "Not a wink!"

Two Steps Behind
Walk away if you want to. Its ok, if you need to. Well, you can run, but you can never hide From the shadow thats creepin up beside you. And, theres a magic runnin through your soul, But you cant have it all. (whatever you do) Well, Ill be two steps behind you (wherever you go) And Ill be there to remind you That it only takes a minute of your precious time To turn around and Ill be two steps behind. Yeah, yeah. Take the time to think about it. Just walk the line, you know you just cant fight it And take a look around, youll see what you cant find, Like the fire thats burnin up inside me. Yeah, baby. Two steps behind -Def Leppard

Two Souls
Darkness in the heart Bitterness torn apart Two souls fighting at hand Two worlds waiting in the stand Rage and fear dominate the scene Hope and love pushed between In defiance one stands alone The other walks away in scorn Neither one a winner that day Family and friendships lay in the dust One weeps inner tears of sadness at the loss The other ponders what was their cost Standing at odds the two review Walk away or begin anew

The Two Smallest Things Are The Cutest.
Im havin a blast today in my presence i have a small chiwauah ( not sure on spelling)shes adorable about 3 lbs a miniture named tinkerbell. And the newest edition to my family my neice Jayden...shes 9lbs 4 ounces....talk about a healthy baby. It just goes to show ya the older ya get the more things get better with time.

Two Souls
Whether thou followest me or I lead Our paths will run alongside For in you I can feel my need Based upon love, not pride. Our spirits will soar amongst the stars Our souls entwined as one There shall be no boundary too far Not the moon, nor planet nor sun. We shall walk this path together An aura that none can divide We shall walk this path forever Two souls as one, side by side.

Two Seconds To Help A Friend?
Peggy Sue is in a contest...ONLY rates count. No comment bombing needed. If you could take just a second to go rate her, I would appreciate it. Thanks! http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=723777&albumid=435476&i=3891847458

Two Sides Of Jim Morrison
Jim Morrison did one thing in his life. He went to Paris to die among fellow poets. The Rolling Stones heard rumours that Brians friend had died there and went directly to France to dry out the rest of Brians soul. The excelent album Exile In The Main Vein was their last good album. When Morrison, the last and "unknown" soldier, had died there was no one left. Apart from Gram Parsons that was kicked from the sessions (by Anita Pallenberg). Parsons was the last mirror image of Brian Jones. He was forced to leave most of the projects he started including the Byrds and the country version of the Stones. Ode To L.A. While Thinking Of Brian Jones, Deceased. "I'm a resident of a city They've just picked me to play the Prince of Denmark" This could mean that Morrison saw it as his task to find out who killed Brian. Why did he feel handpicked for the task? Why should Morrison fall as a concequence of Brians' death? Why does he call the poem an ode to LA? Did he bene

Two Souls, One Voice
Two Souls, One Voice by Paulus although two souls are meeting there is but one voice capturing the moment captivating and controlling the thoughts, actions, words leading the way for conscious desire and decisive emotion stories and daily goings- on are frequently passed between the one voice and the intermixed beings creating a warm happiness a sense of belonging an aura of completeness a comfortable existence time, a distant memory fading in and fading out, its power and autonomy fall on blissfully ignorant, yet distinctly aware, ears - focused and true with the quantity of well spent hours adding up and summarizing the feelings and beliefs shared and opposed, comes an ability to confide and uphold moments, eternities abundant with understanding.

Two Starving Bums,,,lol,,,eeewwweee
These two starving bums are walking through an alley when one of them sees a dead cat. He runs over, sits down and starts to eat the cat, tearing the meat from its limbs. He says to the other bum, "Hey, I know you're hungry, too. Why don't you eat some of this cat?" "Hell no!" replies the second bum, "That cat's been dead for days, he's all stiff and cold and smelly!" The first bum says, "Okay, suit yourself," and continues to eat everything, skin, muscle, guts, all but the skeleton. A few hours later as they are walking down the street the first bum says, "Oh, I don't feel so good. I think there might have been something wrong with that cat." And just then, he pukes up a huge puddle of rotten cat flesh and guts with stomach bile mixed in, all half digested and looking like mush. The second bum sits down next to the puddle and says, "Now you're talking! It's been months since I had a WARM meal!"

Two Sides To Balance
“Living with contradiction, holding together polarities, making room for divergence leads to vitality and enables us to see opposites not as dead ends but as a series of open doors.” -- Elizabeth J. Canham I have been focusing on balance lately and learning much about myself. All forces in nature continually seek balance. We’re most grounded and stable when we balance the head and heart, feeling and thinking, the inner and the outer and the extremes of dualities. Growth, on the other hand, comes when we’re off balance. Being off balance creates tensions, new experiences and the dynamics of life. All life is cyclic and cycles take us out of balance – rising and falling, visiting the extremes of highs and lows. Like the back and forth swing of a pendulum, our experience of duality must include both the positives and negatives, like love and fear, health and disease, joy and grief. We can’t swing in just one direction. To grow in consciousness, we must honour the integrity

Two Songs
Crowded streets are cleared away One by One Hollow heroes separate As they run You're so cold Keep your hand in mine Wise men wonder while Strong men die Show me how it ends it's alright Show me how defenseless you really are satisfied and empty inside Well, that's alright, let's give this another try If you find your family, don't you cry In this land of make-believe, dead and dry You're so cold, but you feel alive Lay your hand on me one last time Show me how it ends it's alright Show me how defenseless you really are satisfied and empty inside Well, that's alright, let's give this another try It's alright More concert hype for Breaking Benjamin, but the words have a special meaning, each of them. I only post them cause I feel they're relevant to how I feel etc. And my favourite below ....again, very relavent Hold it together, birds of a feather, Nothing but lies and crooked wings. I have the answer, spreading the cancer, You are the faith

Two Subcategories Of Pns
Afferent- transmits potentails from sensory organs to CNS. - Sometimes called the sensory division since sensory impluses are sent toward CNS for intergration. Efferent- transmitts potentials from CNS to effector organs such as muscles. - Sometimes called the motor division since the impulses sent from the CNS usually cause musccles to contract.

Twoshys' Life...
well i have been sick for about two weeks now..asthmatic bronchitis and pluerisy..very painful through my left shoulder and arm. i am taking meds and resting but all this time on my hands and feeling down anyway has got me missing my son (more than usual)... plus it is my favorite time of year and halloween was me and my sons favorite holiday. we had so much fun as he was growing up especially during halloween. i have read several blogs and mumms where people were actually asking if they should take their kids trick-or-treating or do something else...my response has been the same to all...enjoy your kids while they are young because one day they will be grown and gone. it is then that you look back and have regrets on what i should have done or what i could have done. too many people complaining about their kids driving them crazy, taking all their time, blah, blah, blah...they should be greatful they have their kids around..i know i wish my son were here and not florida but he is in t

Two Strangers Meet
Two strangers meet eager to touch , to feel lingering of many thoughts is this a dream , or is this real. Words escape, should I trust knowing my inner sins wanting to express them do I want him to plunge within. We start with massaging getting to know each part caressing every inch of me Not knowing for sure where to start. Kissing, and licking me enticing my inner need Touching and lingering for I melt as you feed. We take it one step further as your grab me from behind. for you bend me over this bed for you are ready to blow my mind. Kissing at the nape of my neck plunging deep within me. making me soaking wet for you are a massive steed. Pounding into my inner soul letting my moans release outloud. taking me to heights of ecstasy like I am floating on a soft cloud. One last thrust into me feeling me up with you. For this is just dream Of what sex would be like with you.

Two Souls....one Voice...
Although two souls are meeting there is but one voice capturing the moment captivating and controlling the thoughts, actions, words leading the way for conscious desire and decisive emotion stories and daily goings- on are frequently passed between the one voice and the intermixed beings creating a warm happiness a sense of belonging an aura of completeness a comfortable existence time, a distant memory fading in and fading out, its power and autonomy fall on blissfully ignorant, yet distinctly aware, ears - focused and true with the quantity of well spent hours adding up and summarizing the feelings and beliefs shared and opposed, comes an ability to confide and uphold moments, eternities abundant with understanding. I dont know the author to this poem but I liked the words alot and has to do with people meeting on the internet for friendship and sometimes love. Anne

Two Soul's
two souls the words within a rhyme a perfect match two hearts intertwined two lovers holding on with all their might destiny a future always bright two minds thoughts uniting as if one two minds thoughts colliding as if one one future a perfect sunset on the sea one ending forever you and me

Two Ships In The Night.
Here's to Love......Happy Valentine's Day Subject: A Love Story A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket." After a moment of silence, he farted. The End

Two Silhouettes
Two Silhouettes by LateNiteFantasy© The fire glows Illuminating the shadows Two silhouettes merge Their souls screaming for release Electricity crackles in the night Passion drives them on Forcing their submission To bend to its will Storm clouds echo their flight Deep into the abyss Their primal desires Feeds their animal lust Wind inflaming the fire Consuming passion and need Two silhouettes merge Encased in eternity

Two Souls By Chance
Two Souls By Chance A heart shall never see a ray of light, So strangely passionate nor shine so Bright. As a chance by two souls that touch each Other's essence as they pass like ships In the night,For one chance Is all that is needed with our arms to hold our love so tight. Love is the ancient hunger of the heart's silent Call, The heart's way of bonding through the Four season's winter,spring, summer and fall. The passion one feels deep inside is always hidden Within like the beauty of a rose you can't seem to Hold, It's true beauty is only shown when it's petals Unfold. So if a chance encounter is all that you are given at This time,Take it every so gently within your heart an True love could be thine. Let thy eyes gaze across the bay and you will see,How two souls passing each other can bring a love truely meant to be. Written By: Wilma S. Hill copyright©2006

Two Sides Of The Mirror.......
I turned my back and you slipped through my fingers like water through rocks. I tried to get your attention but all you did was push me away and now you're gone……nothing left but a memory. If that. What we had was great, but then something happened and suddenly the bridge across the rift was burned. You on one side and me on the other with no ways of communication what-so-ever. So we turned our backs and said goodbye, and i hope to find another way even though there is none. do you wonder how to get across or do you just take our burned bridge as a sign and never think about it again. maybe i could built a stairway or tower but what good would it do me? and to build another bridge without the help of another is just as useless, so i lie here in an abandoned place praying for sleep and hoping that when i wake you'll be there again. even though it is impossible.

Two Special People Written By Me For A Friend
> > Two special people lying cuddled on the rug > > Her in a cotton tank top with bikini panties > > Him with a cotton t-shirt and tight shorts > > Both feeling each other through clothing > > Kisses and lipps parting with passion > > Intwined in a lovers knot > > Warmth and passion flowing into bodies > > > > He can feel her hotness and wetness > > She can feel his hardness and throbbing > > Her breasts so firm and hard > > Both moaning and breathing heavily > > Both wanting and needing each other > > Barely able to contain themselves > > Clothes now coming off > > > > His tongue tasting her sweetness below > > Her mouth treating his hardness with passion > > The moans and breathing much harder > > Both near explosions like bright fireworks > > Soon, unable to contain themselves > > Her on top of him now > > Moving up and down on his hardness > > Hips and bodies moving in rythm with each other > > Passionate and deep kisses in concert > > With their love mak

Two Sides Of Progress: Royal Programs And Commoner Response In 17th Century France
The control programs of Louis XIV, Cardinal Richelieu, and Marzarin had both a great pacifying effect which later turned into dissatisfaction of the people. I will go over the cultural milieu of the 17th century, the Structure of French society, the nobilities, the royalty, and the church, and how Louis XIV came to be king. Then the main program which I will focus on is the attempt to unify the country under the patronage of the king while maintaining close supervisory relations with the nobility. I will put into this context the Fronde, the royal response to the Fronde, the uprisings of 1675, and the responses to the uprisings of 1675. I will look at which programs were strictly for revenue and how the reaction of the nobles and commoners dictated certain counter program responses. I will examine the fascinating sun king image program of Louis XIV, how that image was received, and finally how the programs eventually failed. The feel of the 17th century was a feeling of conflict. The

Two Sparrows In A Hurricane - Tanya Tucker
She's fifteen and he's barely driving a car She's got his ring and he's got the keys to her heart It's just matter of time They'll spread their wings and fly Like two sparrows in a hurricane Trying to find their way With a head full of dreams And faith that can move anything They've heard it's all uphill But all they know is how they feel The world says they'll never make it, love says they will There's a baby crying and one more on the way There's a wolf at the door with a big stack of bills They can't pay The clouds are dark and the wind is high But they can see the other side Like two sparrows in a hurricane Trying to find their way With a head full of dreams And faith that can move anything They've heard it's all uphill But all they know is how they feel The world says they'll never make it, love says they will She's eighty-three and he's barely driving a car She's got his ring and he's got the key to her heart It's just a matter of time They'll

Two Sides To My Heart
WARNING: THIS IS A BLOG MEANT FOR ME TO VENT AND POSSIBLY GET FEED BACK FROM THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE MY REAL FRIENDS. IF YOU FEEL THAT AT ANY POINT YOU ARE READING THIS THAT I AM WHINNING OR JUST BITCHING...GET THE FUCK OFF MY PAGE!!! THIS IS MEANT FOR ME TO VENT, WHINE, BITCH, MOAN, AND COMPLAIN ALL I FUCKING WANT! I DIDNT ASK YOU TO READ THIS!!!!! Well for those of you who are my friends, I am pretty sure that you all noticed that Jason is no longer on FU. I will be the first to admit that it was very very hard for me the first few days. I dont expect anyone to understand, hell I dont even expect anyone to even give a shit. But it was a very hard thing for me to deal with and I am still dealing with. How am I feeling?? Hmmm...pissed off, torn, left behind, betrayed, sad, happy, depressed...and any other damn emotion I couldn't think of at this moment. I know what you are thinking...NO not all of that is because of the Jason thing. Just in general I have had such a full plate wi

Two Special People
They Say True Love Cant Be Found Online Well I Have News For You All Those Who Say It LIE!!!! These 2 amazing people found each other on this site and no matter what people say YOU can find love online these two prove it!!! Mrs Violet Evil Mr Big Evil

Two Special People... Revised
They Say True Love Cant Be Found Online Well I Have News For You All Those Who Say It LIE!!!! These 2 amazing people found each other on this site and no matter what people say YOU can find love online these two prove it!!! Mrs Violet Evil Mr Big Evil font>

The Two Suns
The Two Suns There were two suns burning in my sky But all I really need is one Now with the promise of a new dawn I believe this day is finally done Now as one sun finally sets Another begins it’s rise Warming the bedrock of my heart And setting a fire in my eyes Full of hope and courage strong I stand and face the breaking light I question the course of this new day And assure myself that it is right And with thoughts of this rising sun Warming me to my heart’s core I realize of the setting sun I shall think no more

Two-sided
Grew up a good kid who got caught in the middle Wasn't tough at first but wasn't taught to be brittle Would smile at the beginning show off the dimples Cuz he thought life was sweet not sour as pickles When he got Older he learned power and issues Was a part of his worlds deep structured tissue He learned the word fuck and had a rush dismissal He scraped the dirt off him like a brush with bristles It was a lustful misuse that not only disgusted liberals But mustard conservatives and moderate venues He has a crazy mind which is like a diabolical menu Yet so calm and tranquil give you a ironical Thank you His worlds collided and his views were logically tactful A keen sense what to do yet fed up he'll smack you No talk to get up and ask you he's thinking irrational Except he would wait calculate a beating to bash you On any evening leading or proceeding his needing He's speeding to conveniently deliver like fast food A in the mask mood which he learned didn't last soon

Two Sides
The sun shines strong Giving life to all that need In the desert on the sand Giving death to all who do not understand The earth, full of life and hope giving food, health and home A shift, a Tremor and a shake It opens..life and home it will take Fire to keep the freeze away Warmth for belly and light for lovers Left alone till will run wild Burn til all is gone Air to bring seeds to their new home To fly kite and send soft whispers in the night Air will move your home from here to there Send fire to burn screaming...no skin no hair Water is our life force With out which all would be forfeit Ships upside down and towns lost Bodies lost and drown oh look at the cost Moon so sure, working like a clock Plans our lives, know the season.. for the farm it does shine Waves so high to touch the sky In its path all will die All are must and need for everyone But close your eyes and see no more.

Two Sides Of Manic Depression
Two sides... I'm shaking, I'm breaking, I'm falling apart. I've lost my soul, my spirit, maybe even my heart. I'm crying, I'm dying to reach out to you. I need you to know what I'm going through. I have two sides, a down and an up. By the time I've explained you'll have heard enough. I'm manic, but don't panic, this is when I'm most fun. But I'm also more reckless, I may hurt someone. I'm not the kind of person to get into fights, it's just that when I'm up i forget wrong from right. Now sedate me, vegetate me, try to bring me down. But you're not able to keep me stable, so you drag me down into the ground. No I'm depressed, I can not rest, because I am so sad. But I'll try to act normal so no one will know, but it really is that bad. I'm a friendly person to talk to, but there are things I'll never tell you... thoughts that I'll keep tucked away deep inside my mind. Now that you have met me, I pray you won't forget me. And would you like to help me

Two Serious Questions
I want to beat this issue once again, for my own sanity and for my friends who I care about. Two questions... 1. Did you see my blog about the death of my nephew? http://fubar.com/blog/12327/999640 2. PLEASE Have you talked to the young people in your life? A week after my nephew was killed a kid in FL was killed the same way, which makes me wish I would have hit this thing harder. Last night, like every day, I had to drive my car along that stretch of tracks where Andrew was killed. I always live that scene vividly in my mind. Then I was driving on a four lane near a Walmart and a kid with a bag of groceries all dressed in black was running through the traffic against the light. I slowed way down and when I got close to him, YEAH, he had a wire coming out of his hoodie. You can imagine how mad I was. Don't be affraid of making some kid mad by telling them to take those damn earbuds out of their ears while walking in dangerous areas. And keep educating people about this.

Two Souls..
(this is for those that have lost someone they really love) Where are you now my dearest friendThis cant be how it's going to endRight by your side, I watch you fadeI think of all the memories madeThe times we laughed, the times we criedI said I'ld be right by your sideThrough all the shit this life has leftWe've lived it full with no regretsbut now I see tears in your eyeswe silently say our sad goodbyesI feel your skin its getting coldyoure much too young to feel this fucking oldTo the sky with labored breathI make this last request...Keep us close, two souls uniteKeeps us close through day and nightBlack of night, Red of DawnLead us on, lead us on. we'll meet again someday..my friend...our love knows...no...end

Two Sisters Get Nasty Fingering Pussies
Hollywod's hottest Sweet teens digging deep in the ass Celebrity Toons from Movies and TV Full access to all XXX Over 1 million fake images of celeb Black lesbians eating chocolate snatches MILFS getting fucked by MassiveBlack Cocks White pussies RIPPED by the Black cocks Asshole and buttfucking session by pregnant Exclusive video and pictures

Two Slutty Girls In Facial Finale
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Two Studs Lock Up In The Garage And Get Wild
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