Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a
> while they got to know
> >each other so well, they decided to get married.
> >One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the
> other the groom broom.
> >
> >The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white
> dress. The groom broom
> >was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding
> was lovely.
> >
> >After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the
> bride-broom leaned over and
> >said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to
> have a little whisk
> >broom!!!"
> >"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.
> >Are you ready for this?
> >Brace yourself; this is going to hurt.
> >"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"
> >Oh for goodness sake... laugh, or at least groan.
> Life's too short not to
> >enjoy... even these silly little cute..... and
> clean jokes
> >Sounds to me like she's been "sweeping"
> around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
