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Twelve Nights Ch. 05
Twelve Nights Ch. 05 by Daevious © Part 5. Mandy awoke to an empty bed. She heard singing in the kitchen; Sandra must be in there. The alarm clock said 9 am. Shit, late for work. She slouched into the kitchen and then stood straight upright. Beth held out a coffee cup, already prepared. Sandra was sitting at the small table, digging into an omelet and singing Christmas songs. What stopped Mandy was the sight of William in a small apron at the stove, flipping eggs. No one was wearing anything other than that apron. "How you want your eggs, lovely?" Mandy couldn't talk; it was too incredible. William was about as domestic as a T. Rex. Beth poked her in the ribs. "You better talk to him; he gets in these moods once a blue moon." Mandy had known William for longer; she had never spent the night with him, though. She slid into a chair. "Make mine over easy, please." The table held a vase with four roses; the card was at her place setting, waiting like a viper. Her hand trembl
Twelve Nights Ch. 06
Twelve Nights Ch. 06 by Daevious © Part 6. Mandy stretched out, her new piercings aching with the aftermath of broken flesh. She pulled on a robe and moved downstairs at the B&B, following the scent of coffee and bacon. The kitchen was occupied by the lady of the house, Beth, William, Sandra, and a pair of wolfhounds. The table had a vase with five roses and an envelope. William was drinking some sort of tea; Sandra and Beth had the decency of drinking coffee. Mandy barely registered the lack of clothing; it was becoming normal to find naked people at breakfast. She slid into her seat and snatched the envelope up. "On the sixth day of Christmas, my lover gave to me, Six dildoes fucking, and an orgasm from my lover's tongue. - S. Mandy looked up at Sandra, a question in her eyes. William stepped up behind her, "Easy or hard to the torment, wench?" Mandy sighed. "After I eat?" "That's fine," Sandra took a bite of a Belgian waffle covered in strawberries. "You'll n
Twelve Nights Ch. 07
Twelve Nights Ch. 07 by Daevious © Part 7. Mandy stretched like a cat, responding to something tickling her feet. Sandra was sitting at her feet, running a feather over Mandy's toes. "Hey, stop that… It tickles." Sandra smiled shyly, "I know, grumpy. It's time for breakfast. I had to do this or start playing with you; I think this is more likely to get you out of bed. And I'm hungry." She bounced off the bed and to the door, completely naked and uncaring. She paused at the door, "If you catch me before the kitchen table you can spank me… firebutt." Sandra dashed out the door. Mandy came off the bed in a rush, scrambling for the door. That little minx deserves a good thrashing. I can catch her. Mandy scrambled down the stairs three steps behind Sandra, just a little out of reach. They flew through the dining room and Sandra hit the brakes, trying to avoid bouncing off William. Mandy caught her, smiling. "No fair, I was in the kitchen." Sandra was sputtering, indignant
Twelve Nights Ch. 08
Twelve Nights Ch. 08 by Daevious © Part 8. Mandy's butt was still on fire, but it was a good hurt. She opened her eyes to find herself entangled in a mass of bodies. The bed wasn't crowded, but it was full. She shifted to the side, discovering her pillow was in fact William's thigh. Under his arms were Beth and his niece, Rebekka. Her own lover, Sandra, was entwined with the ebony-hued Jerome, feet tangled with hers. She extracted herself, eliciting some groans. Soft steps to the hidden bathroom, then off to the pool to try and cool her buns. The water soothed the welts on her bottom. Rebekka charged into the clearing, yelling "Cannonball!" The scream after she hit was a satisfying payoff; she'd forgotten about her welts in her enthusiasm. Mandy wrapped her up in a hug, giving quick kisses to try and stop the tears. The others filtered into the clearing; Jerome was carrying a tray. William spread a blanket out in the open; Beth threw a half dozen soft pillows on it. Jerome s
Twelve Nights Ch. 09
Twelve Nights Ch. 09 by Daevious © Part 9. Room service arrived, rolling in trays of food at noon. The four bodies disentangled slowly, drawn by the siren scent of coffee. Jerome went to the shower with his cup; he was joined moments later by Sandra. He was able to lift the slight girl like he did his own Rebekka; she squirmed against his hardness, thrashing and scraping his back. They both climaxed quickly; the previous night's passions had kept both near the edge. Coming out of the bathroom they saw Mandy and Rebekka sipping from coffee cups. The grins said they'd heard their lovers tryst in the bathroom; they were turned on. Sandra moved to the low table, rearranging the eight roses and putting an envelope down next to the vase. She went for coffee, wiggling her bottom, showing off the welts William had left two days prior. Mandy finished her sweet roll and went to the low table. She picked up the card, her hand trembling with anticipation. "On the ninth day of Ch
Twelve Nights Ch. 10
Twelve Nights Ch. 10 by Daevious © Part 10. The morning came all too soon, the four bodies tangled in the bed separating to move to the shower. The crowded stall was soon filled with giggles and soap bubbles; tickling and teasing bringing laughter. The group spilled out into the living room, towels wrapped for drying, not coverage. Mandy slipped up to the broad shouldered form working over the stove in the kitchenette. William turned, raising a spatula in warning. Beth was standing at the counter, eating ravenously. Rebekka slid on a chair next to her, a raised eyebrow indicating one of the other barstools. Beth wiggled her butt around to face the younger woman, showing the red hand marks proudly. "I can't sit." She glowed from the admission. William flipped pancakes out, working diligently. Sandra joined her lover, both dropping to their knees and working on his semi-erect cock. He sighed deeply, his flesh responding to the sucking and kissing. Jerome plopped on one of
Twelve Nights Ch. 11
Twelve Nights Ch. 11 by Daevious © Morning had faded to early afternoon by the time Mandy crept into the shower. When she emerged, she found William was gone and Beth had been tied to the kitchen table. Rebekka was feeding her grapes and tormenting the bound woman with her fingers. Jerome was sipping tea, watching the tableau. Her own lover, Sandra, stumbled with bleary eyes out of the bedroom, took in the scene on the dining room table, and let out a small, wistful sigh. She gathered her own coffee cup and moved to the bathroom. Mandy watched her still-red bottom wiggle as she went in to grab a shower. Sandra was going to play with herself, Mandy knew, the scene on the table was right up her alley. Mandy grabbed a bowl and cereal, planting herself at the foot of the table between Beth's legs. She smiled while watching the show; now and again her fingers would creep out and tickle Beth's feet. Each time Beth would howl in protest, trying to wiggle away. Mandy just watched
Twelve Nights Ch. 12
Twelve Nights Ch. 12 by Daevious © Mandy awoke with Sandra tightly spooned to her body. She untangled herself without waking her lover, crept to the shower and rinsed the sweat and other residue of the previous night from her body. She slid across the floor and to the bedroom door; her lover was now on her back snoring (such a cute sound!), perfect in her innocence. Mandy carefully moved into the front room. William sat with his paper; Beth's head was in his lap, her body sprawled on the couch. She glowed, her world perfect in every way with William right there. Mandy sighed; she would never become that submissive, but the temptation of an uncomplicated world... Rebekka was fighting with the stove; she did not have her uncle's flair for eggs or pancakes. Jerome was watching her struggles, trying not to laugh at his petite lover. It looked like it would be scrambled eggs, after all. Mandy thought for a moment no one had noted her entry. "Good morning," William's voice c
Twelve Priests
Twelve Priests Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos. Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage. Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest and bent over to pick it up. Then, all the other bells started to ring.
Twelve Interludes On Love
The beginning of love is to let those we love be perfectly themselves, and not twist them with our own image - otherwise, we love only our own reflection of ourselves that we find in them. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally do meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, the romance and you find that you still care for that person. A sad thing about life is that sometimes you meet someone who means a lot to you only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you just have to let go. There are moments in life when you really miss someone so much that you want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real! Hope you dream of that someone. Love starts with a smile, develops with a kiss and ends with a tear. Love comes to those who still hope even though they've been disappointed; to those who still believe e
The Twelve Days Of Christmas Fire & Rescue Style
The Twelve Days of Christmas Fire and Rescue Style... On the First day of Christmas, my Dispatcher gave to me... Grandma who fell and hurt her knee... On the Second Day of Christmas, my dispatcher gave to me... 2 MG of Narcan for the out of work person who wants to end it all by taking her Husband's pain pills and won't tell me what she took and is feeling suicidal.... and grandma who fell and hurt her knee. On the Third day of Christmas, my dispatcher gave to me.... Three stacked shocks for the 88 year old man who instead of paying the neighbor kid 5 bucks to shovel his driveway, decided to do it himself and have the big one in the driveway... 2 Mg of Narcan for the psycho chick trying to off herself... and grandma who fell and hurt her knee.. On the Fourth day of Christmas, my dispatcher gave to me.... 4 AM in the morning I have to go to the nursing home because someone has had the flu for like 16 years and all of a sudden needs to go to the hospital....NOW,...
The Twelve Days Of Christmas
The first day of Christmas My true love sent to me A partridge in a pear tree The second day of Christmas My true love sent to me Two turtle doves, and A partridge in a pear tree. The third day of Christmas My true love sent to me Three French hens, Two turtle doves, and A partridge in a pear tree. The fourth day of Christmas My true love sent to me Four colly birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, and A partridge in a pear tree. The fifth day of Christmas My true love sent to me Five gold rings, Four colly birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, and A partridge in a pear tree The sixth day of Christmas My true love sent to me Six geese a-laying, Five gold rings, Four colly birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, and A partridge in a pear tree The seventh day of Christmas My true love sent to me Seven swans a-swimming Six geese a-laying, Five gold rings, Four colly birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, and A
~~twelve Days Of Christmas~~
Twelve Days of Christmas There is one Christmas carol that has always baffled me. What in the world do leaping lords, French hens, swimming swans, and especially the partridge that will not come out of a pear tree have to do with Christmas? From 1558 until 1829, Roman Catholics in England were not permitted to practice their faith openly. Someone during that era wrote this carol as a catechism song for young Catholics. It has two levels of meaning: the surface meaning plus a hidden meaning known only to members of their church. Each element in the carol has a code word for a religious realilty which the children could remember. "The partridge in a pear tree".... was Jesus Christ. "Two turtle doves"... were the Old & New Testaments. "Three French hens"....stood for faith, hope and love. "The four calling birds"....were the 4 gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. "The five golden rings"....recalled the Torah or Law, the first five books of the Old Tes
~~twelve Days Of Christmas~~
Twelve Days of Christmas There is one Christmas carol that has always baffled me. What in the world do leaping lords, French hens, swimming swans, and especially the partridge that will not come out of a pear tree have to do with Christmas? From 1558 until 1829, Roman Catholics in England were not permitted to practice their faith openly. Someone during that era wrote this carol as a catechism song for young Catholics. It has two levels of meaning: the surface meaning plus a hidden meaning known only to members of their church. Each element in the carol has a code word for a religious realilty which the children could remember. "The partridge in a pear tree".... was Jesus Christ. "Two turtle doves"... were the Old & New Testaments. "Three French hens"....stood for faith, hope and love. "The four calling birds"....were the 4 gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. "The five golden rings"....recalled the Torah or Law, the first five books of the Old Tes
Twelve Days Of Christmas
Twelve Days of Christmas There is one Christmas carol that has always baffled me. What in the world do leaping lords, French hens, swimming swans, and especially the partridge that will not come out of a pear tree have to do with Christmas? From 1558 until 1829, Roman Catholics in England were not permitted to practice their faith openly. Someone during that era wrote this carol as a catechism song for young Catholics. It has two levels of meaning: the surface meaning plus a hidden meaning known only to members of their church. Each element in the carol has a code word for a religious realilty which the children could remember. "The partridge in a pear tree".... was Jesus Christ. "Two turtle doves".... were the Old & New Testaments. "Three French hens"....stood for faith, hope and love. "The four calling birds"....were the 4 gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. "The five golden rings"....recalled the Torah or Law, the first five books of the Old Testame
The Twelve Days Of Christmas -thought This Was Interesting
The Twelve Days Of Christmas Philippians 1:27-30 "Whatever happens, conduct yourselves in a manner worthy of the gospel of Christ. Then, whether I come and see you or only hear about you in my absence, I will know that you stand firm in one spirit, contending as one man for the faith of the gospel without being frightened in any way by those who oppose you. This is a sign to them that they will be destroyed, but that you will be saved--and that by God. For it has been granted to you on behalf of Christ not only to believe on him, but also to suffer for him, since you are going through the same struggle you saw I had, and now hear that I still have. " In the not-so-tolerant past, music and poetry were often used as media of expression for ideas that were not in fashionable with the contemporary powers that be. Mother Goose rhymes were disguised political commentaries of their day. The Twelve Days of Christmas was written along similar lines. While "surfing", I happened
The Twelve Days After Christmas
The first day after Christmas My true love and I had a fight And so I chopped the pear tree down And burnt it, just for spite Then with a single cartridge I shot that blasted partridge My true love, my true love, my true love gave to me. The second day after Christmas I pulled on the old rubber gloves And very gently wrung the necks Of both the turtle doves My true love, my true love, my true love gave to me. On the third day after Christmas My mother caught the croup I had to use the three French hens To make some chicken soup The four calling birds were a big mistake For their language was obscene The five golden rings were completely fake and turned my fingers green. The sixth day after Christmas The six laying geese wouldn't lay So I sent the whole darn gaggle to the A.S.P.C.A. My true love, my true love, my true love gave to me. On the seventh day, what a mess I found The seven swans-a-swimming all had drowned. The eighth day after Chris
The Twelve Gifts Of Birth
The Twelve Gifts of Birth At the wondrous moment you were born, as you took your first breath, a great celebration was held in the heavens, and twelve magnificent gifts were granted to you by the angels......... The first gift is Strength....... May you remember to call upon it when you need it. The second gift is Beauty ....... May your deeds reflect its depth. The third gift is Courage...... May you speak and act with confidence and use courage to follow your own path. The fourth gift is Compassion ........ May you be gentle with yourself and others. May you forgive those who hurt you, and yourself when you make mistakes. The fifth gift is Hope ..... Through each passage and season, may you trust the goodness of life. The sixth gift is Joy ....... May it keep your heart open and filled with light. The seventh gift is Talent ...... May you discover your own special abilities and contribute them toward a better world. The eighth gift is Imaginat
Twelve Step Internet Recovery Program
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 1. I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Internet. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 2. I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 3. I will get dressed before noon. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 4. I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Internet. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 5. I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Internet-deprived. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 6. I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Internet. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 7. I will read a book... if I st
Twelve Tips For How To Stretch A Tank Of Gas
Adapted from 547 Ways to be Fuel Smart, by Roger Albright. We can conserve gas with some car maintenance steps. For example, we can get 6 to 20 percent higher mile per gallon (mpg) with a properly tuned engine. Keeping a mileage record will tell us when our gas mileage is slipping, which is a signal for a tune-up. Here are 12 more tips for how to stretch a tank of gas. * You can easily take care of a few items without going to a service station. One of them is the air filter. A clogged air filter leaves your engine gasping for breath and means you’re probably running with a “rich” mixture, that is, more gas and less air. Many department and auto stores carry air filters, and they are simple to change. A clogged air filter can cost you 1 mpg. Replace your air filter regularly. * Dirty oil cuts back engine efficiency, so make sure your oil is changed according tot he car manufacturer’s recommended schedule. You can change your own, and buying your own oil is much cheaper. The
The Twelve Stars
A Seneca Legend Twelve children were playing together on the grass near their fathers' cabins. They thought they would play a new game, and they invented one. They joined hands in a circle and danced, not swinging around, but standing in one place. As they danced they sang: "We are dancing. We are dancing." Their parents were watching them and listening to their song, when all at once they noticed that their feet did not touch the ground. The parents were frightened and ran out to stop the dancing, but the children were already above their heads in the air and going higher and higher, always singing: "We are dancing. We are dancing." They went up and up until they disappeared, still holding hands, and they were next seen as twelve stars in the heavens just above their fathers' cabins. One got a little out of the circle and therefore appears a little at one side of the others.
The Twelve Brothers
There were once upon a time a king and a queen who lived happily together and had twelve children, but they were all boys. Then said the king to his wife, if the thirteenth child which you are about to bring into the world, is a girl, the twelve boys shall die, in order that her possessions may be great, and that the kingdom may fall to her alone. He even caused twelve coffins to be made, which were already filled with shavings, and in each lay a little death pillow, and he had them taken into a locked-up room, and then he gave the queen the key of it, and bade her not to speak of this to anyone. The mother, however, now sat and lamented all day long, until the youngest son, who was always with her, and whom she had named benjamin, from the bible, said to her, dear mother, why are you so sad. Dearest child, she answered, I may not tell you. But he let her have no rest until she went and unlocked the room, and showed him the twelve coffins ready filled with shavings. Then she said
The Twelve Huntsmen
There was once a king's son who had a bride whom he loved very much. And when he was sitting beside her and very happy, news came that his father lay sick unto death, and desired to see him once again before his end. Then he said to his beloved, I must now go and leave you, I give you a ring as a remembrance of me. When I am king, I will return and fetch you. So he rode away, and when he reached his father, the latter was dangerously ill, and near his death. He said to him, dear son, I wished to see you once again before my end, promise me to marry as I wish, and he named a certain king's daughter who was to be his wife. The son was in such trouble that he did not think what he was doing, and said, yes, dear father, your will shall be done, and thereupon the king shut his eyes, and died. When therefore the son had been proclaimed king, and the time of mourning was over, he was forced to keep the promise which he had given his father, and caused the king's daughter to be asked in
The Twelve Apostles
Three hundred years before the birth of the Lord Christ, there lived a mother who had twelve sons, but was so poor and needy that she no longer knew how she was to keep them alive. She prayed to God daily that he would grant that all her sons might be on the earth with the redeemer who was promised. When her necessity became still greater she sent one of them after the other out into the world to seek their bread. The eldest was called Peter, and he went out and had already walked a long way, a whole day's journey, when he came into a great forest. He sought for a way out, but could find none, and went farther and farther astray, and at the same time felt such great hunger that he could scarcely stand. At length he became so weak that he was forced to lie down, and he believed death to be at hand. Suddenly there stood beside him a small boy who shone with brightness, and was as beautiful and kind as an angel. The child smote his little hands together, until Peter was forced to look up
* Twelve Attitudes & Responsibilities Of Mastery * Spiritual Integration * Soul Integration *
********************************************************************************************* Twelve Attitudes & Responsibilities of Mastery ********************************************************************************************* Part of the process of Spiritual Integration of our Higher Selves (Identities) or Expansion of our Consciousness involves "re-programming" the way we think. Our thoughts create our reality and the life experience we have on the inside and the outside of us. The following Attitudes and Responsibilities, when embodied and "lived" will help to change our thought patterns. Thoughts that we simply take for granted because they are part of the programming we currently carry. Changing the thought patterns is actually changing the programming in the personal shields. The Attitudes and Responsibilities of Mastery are crucial to understanding what kind of choices lead to what kind of outcomes, and provide guidelines regarding choices t
Twelve Steps To Sobriety
1. WE ADMITTED WE WERE POWERLESS OVER OUR ADDICTIONS AND COMPULSIVE BEHAVIORS, THAT OUR LIVES HAD BECOME UN MANAGEABLE. 2. WE CAME TO BELIEVE THAT A POWER GREATER THAN OURSELVES COULD RESTORE US TO SANITY. 3. WE MADE A DECISION TO TURN OUR LIVES AND OUR WILLS OVER TO THE CARE OF GOD. 4. WE MADE A SEARCHING AND FEARLESS MORAL INVENTORY OF OURSELVES. 5. WE ADMITTED TO GOD, TO OURSELVES, AND TO ANOTHER HUMAN BEING THE EXACT NATURE OF OUR WRONGS. 6. WE WERE ENTIRELY READY TO HAVE GOD REMOVE ALL THE DEFECTS OF CHARACTER. 7. WE HUMBLY ASKED HIM TO REMOVE OUR SHORTCOMINGS. 8. WE MADE A LIST OF ALL PERSONS WE HAD HARMED AND BECAME WILLING TO MAKE AMMENDS TO THEM ALL. 9. WE MADE DIRECT AMENDS TO SUCH PEOPLE WHENEVER POSSIBLE, EXCEPT WHEN TO DO SO WOULD INJURE THEM OR OTHERS. 10. WE CONTINUE TO TAKE PERSONAL INVENTORY AND WHEN WE WERE WRONG, PROMPTLY ADMITTED IT. 11. WE SOUGHT THROUGH PRAYER AND MEDITATION TO IMPROVE OUR CONSCIOUS CONTACT WITH GOD, PRAYING ONLY FOR KNOWLEDGE OF HIS WIL
The Twelve Kinds Of Men
1.) MR. THUG LIFE Advantages a. Real good at making love b. Fun and exciting c. Makes you laugh d. Has your back, will fight and protect you Disadvantages a. Usually drinks and smokes too much b. Always got drama c. Stays a thug forever d. In and out of jail 2.) MR. NAW, I DON`T HAVE A GIRL Advantages a. Will take you out in the beginning b. Will introduce you to all his friends c. Compliments you all the time Disadvantages a. Has a girlfriend who he's been with since the 2nd grade b. Will not get rid of her c. He tells you about her after you've fallen in love with his ass! 3.) MR. BIG BALLA Advantages a. Will give you money with no questions asked b. Has a lot of style to him c. Will show you some of the nice things in life Disadvantages a. Never returns your phone calls b. Feels he can come to your house at any given time without calling first c. Loves to be around his boys more than you. 4.)MR. I`
The Twelve Steps Of Graphaholics Anonymous
The Twelve Steps of Graphaholics Anonymous 1. We admit we are powerless over the need to create graphics And that our life revolves around "making one more graphic before I_________________." (insert one: "go to bed, feed the cat, cook supper, go to work...") 2. We believe that a power greater than ourselves exists, And it's name is PaintShop Pro. 3. We have made the decision to turn our lives and what skill we have over to the care of Graphics utilities, that they may help us create that which we cannot do on our own. 4. We have made, and continue to make, a searching and fearless inventory of the web To find copyright free graphics, and also of our computers, that we May delete old graphics to make room for new ones. 5. We admit that we cannot make good, modem friendly, Graphics without the help of Gifwizard and L-view Pro. 6. We are entirely ready to let any graphics utilities we can find Remove all defects from our graph
The Twelve Chief Rules In Love
From The Art of Courtly Love by Andreas Capellanus Thou shalt avoid avarice like the deadly pestilence and shalt embrace its opposite. Thou shalt keep thyself chaste for the sake of her whom thou lovest. Thou shalt not knowingly strive to break up a correct love affair that someone else is engaged in. Thou shalt not chose for thy love anyone whom a natural sense of shame forbids thee to marry. Be mindful completely to avoid falsehood. Thou shalt not have many who know of thy love affair. Being obedient in all things to the commands of ladies, thou shalt ever strive to ally thyself to the service of Love. In giving and receiving love's solaces let modesty be ever present. Thou shalt speak no evil. Thou shalt not be a revealer of love affairs. Thou shalt be in all things polite and courteous. In practising the solaces of love thou shalt not exceed the desires of thy lover.
Twelve After My Band I Go See Sometimes
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Twelfth Quiz
Your Flirt Quotient You are 73% Flirt Are You a Flirtatious Woman? Is a little embarrassing to be told that you're flirting with your father-in-law...by your husband...and not realize that you were doing it in the first place. -_-; Uh...oops? @.@
Twelve-dollar Train Wreck
So it's back to twelve bucks again Twelve bucks in my pocket Eight days 'till payday All is right with the world. And my friends just shake their heads. . . and sigh. And ask me how I stand it But I'm really busy now With the circus And the play I'm the stage manager I don't have time for poetry And both of my fans are upset My friends just shake their heads. . . and sigh And wish I would straighten out I don't have to worry about the circus anymore Or the play, Or theater at all It's back to twelve bucks 'Till who knows when But I'm a salesman now And I hate it Bellevue is overrated And my friends just shake their heads. . . and sigh And make obscure comments, About train wrecks But I'm too busy Bingo is my game Well, my profession Little money, twelve bucks. . . But it's fun And my friends don't say a thing They just shake their heads And wait I'm down to eleven bucks Something's wrong here I've got a new job It's fun But strange They let me wear
Twelve-dollar Train Wreck
So it's back to twelve bucks again Twelve bucks in my pocket Eight days 'till payday All is right with the world. And my friends just shake their heads. . . and sigh. And ask me how I stand it But I'm really busy now With the circus And the play I'm the stage manager I don't have time for poetry And both of my fans are upset My friends just shake their heads. . . and sigh And wish I would straighten out I don't have to worry about the circus anymore Or the play, Or theater at all It's back to twelve bucks 'Till who knows when But I'm a salesman now And I hate it Bellevue is overrated And my friends just shake their heads. . . and sigh And make obscure comments, About train wrecks But I'm too busy Bingo is my game Well, my profession Little money, twelve bucks. . . But it's fun And my friends don't say a thing They just shake their heads And wait I'm down to eleven bucks Something's wrong here I've got a new job It's fun But strange They let me wear
Twelve Rules Of Spiritual Wisdom ~ Author Unknown
1. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts. 2. There is no key to happiness. The door is always open. 3. Silence is often misinterpreted, but never misquoted. 4. Dear God, I have a problem, it's me. 5. Laugh every day, it's like inner jogging. 6. Blessed are the flexible for they shall not be bent out of shape. 7. The most important things in your home are the people. 8. As a child of God, prayer is kind of like calling home everyday. 9. He who dies with the most toys is still dead. 10. It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you are done. 11. Surviving and living your life successfully requires courage. The goals and dreams you're seeking require courage and risk taking. Learn from the turtle, it only makes progress when it sticks its neck out. 12. Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others
Twelve Greek Orhodox Priests
Twelve Greek Orthox priests from Patmos were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his privates and they Were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests Until she got to the final priest Father Euthimios. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and Fell clattering to the ground. Embarrassed, Father Euthimios took a few steps Forward, and bent over to pick it up. Then......., all the other bells started to ring.
Twelve Animated Films In Oscar Race
http://SeXiVixxEN.flixster.com Full Story:http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=6521&count=0 Twelve movies are under consideration for the animated feature film Oscar category, meaning there will be three nominees for the category. Submitted features are: "Alvin and the Chipmunks," "Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters," "Bee Movie," "Beowulf," "Meet the Robinsons," "Persepolis," "Ratatouille," "Shrek the Third," "The Simpsons Movie," "Surf's Up," "Tekkonkinkreet" and "TMNT." "Chipmunks," "Beowulf" and "Persepolis" must still complete a portion of the qualifying rules to advance in the voting process. Of the 12, four are cel-animated: "Aqua Teen," "Persepolis," "Simpsons" and "Tekkonkinkreet." That's a big jump from last year, when there were only two cel pics. "Alvin" is a combo of live-action and CGI animation. The rest are CGI toons, with the exception of the performance-capture "Beowulf." Before the list was unveiled Thursday, the
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Twelve Days Of Christmas
Twelve Days of Christmas On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . a partridge in a pear tree! On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree! On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . three French hens two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree! On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . four calling birds three French hens two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree! On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . five golden rings! four calling birds three French hens two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree! On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . six geese a layin' five golden rings! four calling birds three French hens two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree! On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . seven swans a swimmin’ six
Twelve Things You'll Never Hear An Employee Tell His/her Boss
1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 5:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is always refreshing. 2. If it's really a "rush job," run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it's going. That greatly aids my efficiency. 3. Always leave without telling anyone where you're going. It gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are. 4. If my arms are full of papers, boxes, books or supplies, don't open the door for me. I might need to learn how to function as a paraplegic in future and opening doors is good training. 5. If you give me more than one job to do, don't tell me which is the priority. Let me guess. 6. Do your best to keep me late. I like the office and really have nowhere to go or anything to do. 7. If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret. Leaks like that could get me a promotion. 8. If you don't like my work, tell everyone. I like my name to be popular in conversations. 9. If you have special instruct
The Twelve Days Of Christmas - A Naughty Joke
Dearest John: I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. What a thoroughly delightful gift. I couldn't have been more surprised. With deepest love and devotion, Agnes December 16 Dearest John: Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine - two turtle doves. I'm just delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable. All my love, Agnes December 17 Dear John: Oh! Aren't you the extravagant one. Now I really must protest. I don't deserve such generosity, three French hens. They are just darling, but I must insist, you've been too kind. Love, Agnes December 18 Dear John: Today the postman delivered four calling birds. Now really, they are beautiful, but don't you think enough is enough? You're being to romantic. Affectionately, Agnes December 19 Dear John: What a surprise! Today the postman delivered five golden rings; one for every fin
The Twelve Days Of Christmas
Dearest John: I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. What a thoroughly delightful gift. I couldn't have been more surprised. With deepest love and devotion, Agnes December 16 Dearest John: Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine - two turtle doves. I'm just delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable. All my love, Agnes December 17 Dear John: Oh! Aren't you the extravagant one. Now I really must protest. I don't deserve such generosity, three French hens. They are just darling, but I must insist, you've been too kind. Love, Agnes December 18 Dear John: Today the postman delivered four calling birds. Now really, they are beautiful, but don't you think enough is enough? You're being to romantic. Affectionately, Agnes December 19 Dear John: What a surprise! Today the postman delivered five golden rings; one for every finger. You
The Twelve Days Of Yuletide
Tune: "The Twelve Days of Christmas" On the first day of Yuletide my true love gave to me, a Circle 'round a Pine Tree. On the second day of Yuletide my true love gave to me, Two pointed Horns and a Circle 'round a Pine Tree. etc. 1. A Circle 'round a Pine Tree 2. Two pointed Horns 3. Three Silver Cups 4. Four Pentagrams 5. Five Magick Rings 6. Six critters Fetching 7. Seven Candles Glowing 8. Eight Fires Blazing 9. Nine Herbs a-Brewing 10. Ten Stones a-Standing 11. Eleven Brooms a-Flying 12. Twelve Witches Dancing
The Twelve Days Of Christmas!!
Miss Agnes McHolstein 69 Cash Ave. Beaver Valley, CO Dec. 14, 1986 My Darling, I went to the door today and the postman delivered a "Partridge in a pear tree." What a thoroughly delightful gift. I couldn't have been more surprised. You're an angel. With all my love and devotion, Agnes ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----- Miss Agnes McHolstein 69 Cash Ave. Beaver Valley, CO Dec. 15, 1986 Darling, Today, the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine "Two turtle doves." I'm delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are adorable and I love you for them. All my love, Agnes ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----- Miss Agnes McHolstein 69 Cash Ave. Beaver Valley, CO Dec. 16, 1986 Dear Fred, Oh! Aren't you the extravagant one? Now I really must protest. I don't deserve such gen
The Twelve Days Of Fubar
On the first day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: An Oscar in a Christmas tree. On the second day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: Two pints of Guninness...etc. On the third day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: Three Cans of Bud...etc. On the forth day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: Four Root Beers...etc. On the fifth day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: Five Bottles of Corana...etc. On the sixth day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Six glasses of Champagne...etc. On the seventh day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Seven shots of rum...etc. On the eight day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Eight Jello Shots...etc. On the ninth day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Nine Shots of Vodka...etc. On the tenth day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Ten Margarita's...etc. On the eleventh day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: 'eleven Yards of
The Twelve Yats Of Christmas
The Twelve Signpost
THE 12 SIGNPOST An increased tendency to let things happen rather make them happen. Frequent attacks of smiling. Feeling of being connected with others and nature. Frequent overwhelming episodes of appreciation. A tendency to think and act spontaneously rather than from fears based on past experiences. An unmistakable ability to enjoy each moment. A loss of worry. A loss of interest in conflict. A loss of interest in interpreting the actions of others. A loss of interest in judging others. A loss of interest in judging self. Gaining the ability to love without expecting anything in return.
Twelve After Rocks!
Twelve After Metal Band.They are my awesome Friend's.Their names are Zach,Dan,Dane,Matt, Scott.Here are the pic of them and their music.So Listen to them please and if you have myspace add me to your myspace. Theirs is www.myspace.com/twelveafterband. Powered by iSOUND.COM
The Twelve Dancing Princesses
There was a king who had twelve beautiful daughters. They slept in twelve beds all in one room and when they went to bed, the doors were shut and locked up. However, every morning their shoes were found to be quite worn through as if they had been danced in all night. Nobody could find out how it happened, or where the princesses had been. So the king made it known to all the land that if any person could discover the secret and find out where it was that the princesses danced in the night, he would have the one he liked best to take as his wife, and would be king after his death. But whoever tried and did not succeed, after three days and nights, they would be put to death. A king's son soon came. He was well entertained, and in the evening was taken to the chamber next to the one where the princesses lay in their twelve beds. There he was to sit and watch where they went to dance; and, in order that nothing could happen without him hearing it, the door of his chamber was left open.
Twelve Ways To Keep Smiling
Hold on to your dreams, and never let them go. Show the rest of the world how wonderful you are! Give circumstances a chance, and give others the benefit of the doubt. Wish on a star that shines in your sky. Take on your problems one by one and work things out. Rely on all the strength you have inside. Let loose of the sparkle and spirit that you sometimes try to hide. Stay in touch with those who touch your life with love. Look on the bright side and don't let adversity keep you from winning. Be yourself, because you are filled with special qualities that have brought you this far, and that will always see you through. Keep your spirits up. Make your heart happy, and let it reflect on everything you do!
The Twelve Days Of Christmas
The Twelve Days of Christmas On the first day of Christmas, the good Lord gave to me: a child with a disability. On the second day of Christmas, the good Lord gave to me: a heart full of love for my child with a disability. On the third day of Christmas, the good Lord gave to me: an ache in my heart and a heart full of love for my child with a disability. On the fourth day of Christmas, the good Lord gave to me: a tear in my eyes, an ache in my heart and a heart full of love for my child with a disability. On the fifth day of Christmas, the good Lord gave to me: an unsuspected strength for the tear in my eyes and the ache in my heart and my heart full of love for my child with a disability. On the sixth day of Christmas, the good Lord gave to me: a ray of hope, an unsuspected strength for the tear in my eyes and the ache in my heart and my heart full of love for my child with a disability. On the seventh day of Christmas, the good Lord gave to me: a sense of h
The Twelfth Card By Jeffery Deaver
Plot Summary: Lincoln Rhyme, Deaver's popular paraplegic detective, returns (after The Vanished Man) in a robust thriller that demonstrates Deaver's unflagging ability to entertain. But even great entertainers have high and lows, and this novel, while steadily absorbing, doesn't match the author's best. Geneva Settle, who's 16 and black, is attacked in a Manhattan library while researching an ancestor, a former slave who harbored a serious secret (not revealed until book's end). Amelia Sachs, Rhyme's lover/assistant, and then Rhyme are pulled into the case, which quickly turns bloody. After Geneva are a lethally cool white hit man and a black ex-con—but even when they're identified, their motive remains unclear: why does someone want this feisty, hardworking Harlem schoolgirl dead? To find out, Rhyme primarily relies, as usual, on his and Sachs's strength, forensic analysis; the book's tour de force opening sequence consists mostly of a lengthy depiction of their painstaking dissection
*twelfth Hour*
It is written, every man is born into sin, But with each birth, a new life begins, With this life comes a light, That illuminates the world so bright.   As the child grows, the light begins to fade, Dimmer and dimmer as it becomes a shade, The child becomes a man, the man has grown old, The light goes out in the old man, making him cold.   Now time winds down to an end, While trying to search for the light again, Pray to God and ask Him to give you the power, To walk back into the light... before the twelfth hour.
Twelve By Twelve~
"There are twelve implements laying on the couch. You are to look them over and decide in which order you wish to receive them. Place them in order, one to twelve, starting at the left. You will be receiving a minimum of twelve whacks with each item. You will be required to count the whacks out loud. If you mess up the count or miss the count for any implement, the count for that item will be restarted. At the end of the turn for each implement, you will say "Thank you Sir." In between each implement I will fuck you. After a hard implement, I will fuck you hard. After a softer one, I will be more gentle and loving. You may orgasm whenever the urge strikes you. My orgasm will occur during the fucking after you have been spanked with the last implement. You are to make sure the last implement on the right is a hard one. Do you understand these instructions?" "Yes Sir." "Good. Then I am going to take a few minutes to go change into something more comfortable. When I come back you will h
Twelve Steps Of A.a (opposite Version, Courtesy Of The A.a Grapevine...)
  1) I declare my complete control over alcohol and everything else; I furthermore declare that my life is in perfect order.   2) I recgnize no power as great as I am, nor any person as smart as I was; If you don't like it, step outside...  3) I made a searching and fearless moral inventory of my fellow man, and found him woefully lacking in all respects; and never did I hesitate to tell him so.  4) I made a decision to run my life and everyone else's to suit only me;  and to pity anyone that came across my path.  5) I admitted to no one, especially God, myself, or a fellow man, that there could possibly be anything wrong with my actions or me.  6) I exhausted every effort in trying to increase my defects of character and allot time in this busy schedule for a little bit of drinking.  7) I continued my obnoxious air of asking no one for anything; My Big Eye was for telling, not asking or receiving.  8) I kept a complete list of all persons that had harmed me, whether real or ima
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Twelve Questions
Today I had the opportunity to teach, and I wanted to learn. The teaching came from my innocent daughter being exposed to the reality of what an abortion does. Especially later term abortions. It rips little limbs apart. The pictures were promenently displayed on a vehicle, and I do not deny the passion that inspires a person to give the reality to the world they touch as they go along their way. I would be opposed to a van with pictures of the sexual intercourse that must have taken place to beget the fetus being displayed on a van for my child to see.  I do not know what effect the ripped baby would have upon the psyche of any young children that could not read and just saw a van being driven around like the ice cream truck. I do not know if they would have nightmares of the person driving the van - thinking perhaps this person was advertising a service that they would be willing to perform. It is difficult to know what impact reality that is usually hidden from all but the eyes
Twelve Tips For A Great Relationship
Twelve tips for a great relationshipTalk to each other. Your partner cannot read your mind, no matter how much they love you. Be clear about what you want to say and listen carefully to your partner. Spend time together. Love is time, the time you invest in each other. Make your relationship a priority. Balance the time you spend at work with the time you spend working on your relationship. To feel good about your relationship you need to feel good about yourself; work on it. Make room in your relationship for differences and value those differences. Relationships are flexible; let yours grow and adapt with you. Set goals for your relationship and plan for your future life together. Try not to judge, criticise or blame each other. After all, we're only human. No one is perfect, arguments happen; resolve them with respect. Be sexually considerate of each other. Be affectionate and have fun. Remember your sex drives may be different. Be attentive and romantic. Remember how it was when yo
Twelve Days Of Fu Christmas....was Bored..
On the first day of Christmas, my true fu sent to me a drink to welcome me   On the second day of Christmas, my true fu sent to me two lounge invites, and a drink to welcome me On the third day of Christmas, my true fu sent to me Three Friend requests Two lounge invites, and a drink to welcome me On the fourth day of Christmas, my true fu sent to me Four picture rates, Three Friend requests Two lounge invites, and a drink to welcome me On the fifth day of Christmas, my true fu sent to me Five interactive blingsFour picture rates, Three Friend requests Two lounge invites, and a drink to welcome me On the sixth day of Christmas, my true fu sent to me Six geeks a talking, Five interactive blingsFour picture rates, Three Friend requests Two lounge invites, and a drink to welcome me . On the seventh day of Christmas, my true fu sent to me Seven beggers for V.I.P.’s Six geeks a talking, Five interactive blingsFour picture rates, Three Friend requests Two lounge invites, and a drink t
Twelve Days Of Fu Mafia X-mas
On the 12th day of christmas my fu mafia luv gave to me Twelve body armors Eleven M-16’s Ten red wrenches Nine tennis rackets Eight tommy guns Seven armored vans Six tech 9's Five at4 rocket launchers Four glock 40's Three blast shelters Two rusty butter knives One fully armored humm-v's
Twelve Stepping Relationships
Twelve-step methods have been adopted to address a wide range of problems from drugs to alcohol. Over 200 organizations with a worldwide membership of millions, now employ twelve-step principles for recovery. So, how about one for relationships and dating woes?What is an emotion? Weird thing to ask someone, heck I've asked a few people lately what is an emotion. Heard it's a feeling, a desire, an urge. I looked around and found that an emotion is actually a chemical combination that flows through the body that produces the same side effects each time. We produce these emotion cocktails each time something makes our body react to the outside pressures. We become scared when something frightens us and become happy when something is funny or is to our favor. Simple eh? Then why do we get all confused when each time we stumble in relationships? We keep blaming everyone and everything except ourselves. We react to each relationship and produce an emotional reaction. So maybe we stumble in r
Twelve Hours Forty Five Minutes
I worked twelve hours and forty-five minutes today.  That makes twenty-two hours and forty-five minutes this week.  Yet, I am happier with my job than I have been in a long time.    Funny what getting paid hourly will do for you :D
Twelve-bar.
Kick the dirt off my hat.Twist the ash off my lips.This is for hard life.This is for dry blood.And cold coffee.Spurs are just an anachronism.The paper thin solesthe callouses on your thumbsthe bags under your eyesThat can't be faked.Those are the blues.Like hot sunshineon oilly manacleswitness to gravel and flint chipsgrazing the skyonly to hang- stretch-and plummet.Slide. Wheeze. Slide.It all comes out the same color.No matter if its bayou or bayside.Just a bad dream.Just a bad day being.Every day.
The Twelth Of Never
Twelve Benefits Of Tantric Sex Practices
Devoting yourself to any practice has to have payoffs. There are many dividends from investing time and energy into tantric sex. Tantric sex practices can help you achieve the following:   1. Expand your possibilities for love. Tantric sex shows you how to deepen the   physical and spiritual connection with your partner, and nurture and love   yourself.   2. Rejuvenate your health. Practicing tantric sex has physiological and psychological   effects that maintain—and regain—health. For example, breathing techniques   bring more air into the body, nourishing the tissues and muscles. Research   has shown a link between the effects of relaxation, meditation, and spirituality   and better physical and emotional health. People who are spiritual have lower   blood pressure, lower levels of anxiety and depression, more stable hormone levels,   and better functioning immune systems.   3. Tap into the fountain of youth. For all the health benefits mentioned pre
Twelve Truths About Relationships..love It!!!
Twelve Truths about Relationships..LOVE IT!!!1.You have to love yourself first. – In order to truly have a loving, supportive, and long-lasting relationship with someone else, you need to learn how to be your own best friend first. It’s all about falling in love with yourself and sharing that love with someone who appreciates you, rather than looking for love to compensate for a self love deficit. Read The Mastery of Love.2.You get what you put in. – In twelve years, people won’t remember what clothes you wore, which car you drove, and maybe not even your full name. But in twelve years, they will remember how you made them feel and the positive memories you gave them. The true impact you make on people will depend on the time and attention you give to teaching those who know less, caring for those who have less, supporting those who are striving, and tolerating those who are different than you.3.What most people think of you doesn’t matter. – You wou
Twenty Truths To Remember
Twenty Truths To Remember 1. Faith is the ability to not panic. 2. If you worry, you didn't pray. If you pray, don't worry. 3. As a child of God, prayer is kind of like calling home every day. 4. Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. 5. When we get tangled up in our problems, be still. God wants us to be still so He can untangle the knot. 6. Do the math. Count your blessings. 7. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts. 8. Dear God: I have a problem. It's me. 9. Silence is often misinterpreted, but never misquoted. 10. Laugh every day, it's like inner jogging. 11. The most important things in your home are the people. 12. Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional. 13. There is no key to happiness. The door is always open. 14. A grudge is a heavy thing to carry. 15. He who dies with the most toys is still dead. 16. We do not remember days, but moments. Life moves too fast, so enjoy your precious
The Twenty Third Psalm (an Indian Version)
The GREAT FATHER above a SHEPHERD CHIEF is. I am His and with Him I want not. He throws out to me a rope and the name of the rope is love and He draws me to where the grass is green and the water is not dangerous, and I eat and lie down and am satisfied. Sometimes my heart is very weak and falls down but He lifts me up again and draws me into a good road. his name is WONDERFUL. Sometime, it may be very soon, it may be a long time, He will draw me into a valley. It is dark there, but I'll be affraid not, for it is between those mountains that the SHEPHERD CHIEF will meet me and the hunger that I have in my heart all through life will be satisfied. Sometimes He makes the love rope into a whip, but afterwards He gives me a staff to lean upon. He spreads a table before me with all kinds of foods. He puts His hand upon my head and all the "tired" is gone. My cup he fills till it runs over. What I tell is true. I lie not. These roads that are "away ahead" will
Twenty Something Crisis!!
The Twenty Something Crisis... I got this in an email a long time ago...i think it speaks for itself!! For those in their twenty-somethings... This puts it all into words perfectly. They call it the "Quarter- life Crisis". It is when you stop going along with the crowd and start realizing that there are a lot of things about yourself that you didn't know and may or may not like. You start feeling insecure and wonder where you will be in a year or two, but then get scared because you hardly know where you are now. You start realizing that people are selfish and that, maybe, those friends that you though you were so close to aren't exactly the greatest people you have ever met and the people you have lost touch with are some the most important ones. What you do not realize is that they are realizing that too and are not really cold or catty or mean or insincere, but that they are as confused as you. You look at your job. It's not even close to what you thought you wo
The Twenty Third Psalm(indian Version)
The GREAT FATHER above a SHEPHERD CHIEF is. I am His and with Him I want not. He throws out to me a rope and the name of the rope is love and He draws me to where the grass is green and the water is not dangerous, and I eat and lie down and am satisfied. Sometimes my heart is very weak and falls down but He lifts me up again draws me into a good road. His name is WONDERFUL . Sometimes, it may be very soon, it may be a long long time, He will draw me into a valley. It is dark there, but I'll be afraid not, for it is between those mountains that the SHEPHERD CHIEF will meet me and the hunger that I have in my heart all through life will be satisfied. Sometimes he makes the love rope into a whip, but afterwards He gives me a staff to lean upon. He spreads a table before me with all kinds of foods. He puts His hand upon my head and all the " tired " is gone. My cup he fills till it runs over. What I tell is true. I lie not. These roads that are "away ahead" will stay wit
Twenty Frist Century America
TWENTY FRIST CENTURY AMERICA Living in America today is very dangerous for a white person. With the borders being opened by the politicians and the blacks running amuck. The white woman is no longer able to walk down the street and feel safe. The negro has made sure that all territories are covered that once used to be all white. We are no longer the majority of this once great nation. There once was a time in America where the white citizens were the only people our politicians cared about, there was a time where if we had a problem it was fixed. This time is gone the way of the horse and carriage, it has become extinct due to the overtaking by the Jew and their immoral and unjust form of government. With the new age of “diversity” and “equality” the America we once knew has been totally reformed for the worst. We are now forced to share the same restrooms and classrooms with those inferior persons who are hell bent on collecting their welfare check when the reach legal age
Twenty Frist Century America
TWENTY FRIST CENTURY AMERICA Living in America today is very dangerous for a white person. With the borders being opened by the politicians and the blacks running amuck. The white woman is no longer able to walk down the street and feel safe. The negro has made sure that all territories are covered that once used to be all white. We are no longer the majority of this once great nation. There once was a time in America where the white citizens were the only people our politicians cared about, there was a time where if we had a problem it was fixed. This time is gone the way of the horse and carriage, it has become extinct due to the overtaking by the Jew and their immoral and unjust form of government. With the new age of “diversity” and “equality” the America we once knew has been totally reformed for the worst. We are now forced to share the same restrooms and classrooms with those inferior persons who are hell bent on collecting their welfare check when the reach legal age
Twenty Frist Century America
TWENTY FRIST CENTURY AMERICA Living in America today is very dangerous for a white person. With the borders being opened by the politicians and the blacks running amuck. The white woman is no longer able to walk down the street and feel safe. The negro has made sure that all territories are covered that once used to be all white. We are no longer the majority of this once great nation. There once was a time in America where the white citizens were the only people our politicians cared about, there was a time where if we had a problem it was fixed. This time is gone the way of the horse and carriage, it has become extinct due to the overtaking by the Jew and their immoral and unjust form of government. With the new age of “diversity” and “equality” the America we once knew has been totally reformed for the worst. We are now forced to share the same restrooms and classrooms with those inferior persons who are hell bent on collecting their welfare check when the reach legal age
Twenty
Twenty years was the flower of your age and your skin still smelled its childhood. You still had of a infante, the language and the steps, your mouth was beautiful, your face and your hands worthy of an immortal, and your eye, which makes me trespass when I think of it.
Twenty Nine Lines To Make You Smile :o)
TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suff er from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under
Twenty-third Psalm
The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want. He makes me lie down in green pastures; he leads me beside still waters; he restores my soul. He leads me in right paths for his name's sake. Even though I walk through the darkest valley, I fear no evil; for you are with me; your rod and your staff--they comfort me. You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies; you anoint my head with oil; my cup overflows. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life, and I shall dwell in the house of the Lord my whole life long.
The Twenty And The One
A well-worn one-dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty-dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation. The twenty-dollar bill reminisced about its travels all over the country. "I've had a pretty good life," the twenty proclaimed. "Why I've been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City, the finest restaurants in New York, performances on Broadway, and even a cruise to the Caribbean." "Wow!" said the one-dollar bill. "You've really had an exciting life!" "So tell me," says the twenty, "where have you been throughout your lifetime?" The one dollar bill replies, "Oh, I've been to the Methodist Church, the Baptist Church, the Presbyterian Church..." The twenty-dollar bill interrupts, "What's a church?"
Twenty-nine Lines To Make You Smile
TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16.. Being "over the hill" is much better than
Twenty Four Hours
So this is permanence, love's shattered pride. What once was innocence, turned on its side. A cloud hangs over me, marks every move, Deep in the memory, of what once was love. Oh how I realised how I wanted time, Put into perspective, tried so hard to find, Just for one moment, thought I'd found my way. Destiny unfolded, I watched it slip away. Excessive flashpoints, beyond all reach, Solitary demands for all I'd like to keep. Let's take a ride out, see what we can find, A valueless collection of hopes and past desires. I never realised the lengths I'd have to go, All the darkest corners of a sense I didn't know. Just for one moment, I heard somebody call, Looked beyond the day in hand, there's nothing there at all. Now that I've realised how it's all gone wrong, Gotta find some therapy, this treatment takes too long. Deep in the heart of where sympathy held sway, Gotta find my destiny, before it gets too late.
Twenty Dollars
TWENTY DOLLARS On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits i
Twenty Nine Lines To Make You Smile
TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! 17. Wrinkl
~~twenty Nine Lines To Make You Smile~~
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! 17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew
Twenty Secrets Of Interpersonal Effectiveness
Twenty Secrets of Interpersonal Effectiveness _____________________________________________________ 1. Act friendly, smile. 2. Make people feel important. (To drive them away, make them feel worthless). 3. Share the credit; when people excel, acknowledge it. 4. Be interested in people and disclose yourself to them. 5. Remember people’s names. 6. Remember the facts of people’s lives and inquire about them now and then. 7. Do the right thing, even when it’s not convenient. 8. Be honest and straightforward with everyone. If you can’t commit, don’t. 9. Give and receive feedback graciously. 10. Be a good listener. Address the other’s concerns. 11. Let people save face. 12. If you are wrong, admit it. 13. Be encouraging, involved and enthusiastic. 14. Be there for people when they need you. 15. Don’t be negative. People don’t want to be constantly reminded of what’s wrong. 16. Don’t give gratuitous advice. Resist saying, “You should do this or that.”
Twenty Truths To Remember
Subject: TWENTY TRUTHS TO REMEMBER TWENTY TRUTHS TO REMEMBER 1. Faith is the ability to not panic. 2. If you worry, you didn't pray. If you pray, don't worry. 3. As a child of God, prayer is kind of like calling home every day. 4. Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. 5. When we get tangled up in our problems, be still. God wants us to be still so He can untangle the knot. 6. Do the math. Count your blessings. 7. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts. 8. Dear God: I have a problem. It's me. 9. Silence is often misinterpreted, but never misquoted. In other words learn to watch your BIG MOUTH!! 10. Laugh every day, it's like inner jogging. 11. The most important things in your home are the people. 12. Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional. 13. There is no key to happiness. The door is always open. 14. A grudge is a heavy thing to carry. 15. You have several things that you need to work
Twenty-one
Twenty-one candles Burning in a room. Twenty-one flames Burning for you. Twenty-one reasons To say I do. Twenty-one reasons To be with you.
Twenty Bucks
TWENTY DOLLARS On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noonone day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank whi
Twenty-five Confirmands, Fourteen Gourmands, And Three Men And A Baby
Besides Easter and Christmas, the one time you can count on our church to be packed is Confirmation Sunday. Such was today, when twenty-five teenagers came forward in white robes at our second service (we have two Sunday morning services, at 8:15 and 10:45) and received from our pastor God’s blessing which signified they’d completed three years of Bible study and community service (from their sixth grade through ninth grade years) which was their transition into full membership in Bethany Lutheran. How many of them will continue in Bethany or in church itself . . . well, considering many of the adults who laid their hands on the confirmands (those being confirmed) were people who have almost never been in church themselves, I question how many will still be around come high school graduation in three years’ time. The twenty-five we did have there today was the largest confirmation class which had been at Bethany since the class of ‘92, the one my wife Martha was in fifteen years a
Twenty One Lashes - New Poem
Twenty One Lashes A feeling like nothing ever felt. Shivers down your spine of this new discovery. Promise made to not invest too much. Yet those always seem to get broken. Time slowly passed and it seemed like forever. Comfort knowing exactly what to expect. And then one day you find out you're wrong. Things seemed too perfect some how. Nothing ever goes just as planned. Mistakes made and not can be said to mend. An emotional avalanche it has been lately. One thing after another seems to happen. Not stuck between a rock and a hard place. More complicated and knotted than known. Armor strong yet weak spots exist. And you happen to pierce right through. I invested too much in you. (c) Ann Kelly Saturday, May 5, 2007
Twenty Nine Lines To Make You Smile
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke! 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! 17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I
Twenty-one Steps
Twenty One Steps Arlington where our unknown soldier lies The place to honor those who gave their lives Those that died that generations be free May we remember them through eternity This Unknown Soldier guarded day and night By the choice of a few and with all their might To show mankind their respect and dignity To those who defended our lives and liberty Twenty one steps, he takes twenty one steps Eyes locked in honor for the soldier he guards And twenty one seconds before he turns To honor the soldiers who never returned Twenty one steps until the end of time For our lost soldiers we cannot find They gave their lives for you and me The price paid to preserve our dignity So let's take twenty one steps, just twenty one steps Lock our eyes in honor for our soldiers that died And think for twenty one seconds about their sacrifice To preserve our freedom and our children's lives.
Twenty-five Ways To Annoy Your Roommate At Christmas Time
1. Claim you were a Christmas tree in your former life. If she/he tries to bring one into the room, scream bloody murder. 2. Go to the mall with your roommate and sit on Santa's lap. Refuse to get off. 3. Wear a Santa suit all the time. Deny you're wearing it. 4. Sit in a corner in the fetal position rocking back and forth chanting, "Santa Claus is coming to town, Santa Claus is coming to town..." 5. Hang mistletoe in the doorway. When your roommate enters or leaves the room, plant a wet one on his/her lips. 6. Hang a stocking with your roommates name on it. Collect coal and sharp objects in it. If she/he asks, say "you've been very naughty this year." 7. Paint your nose red and wear antlers. Constantly complain about how you never get to join in on the reindeer games. 8. Make conversation out of Christmas Carols. (I.E. "You know, I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe last night.") 9. Wrap yourself in Christmas lights and roll ar
Twenty One Things
ONE ~ Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO ~ Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE ~ Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have, or sleep all you want. FOUR ~ When you say, "I love you ," mean it. FIVE ~ When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. SIX ~ Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN ~ Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT ~ Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE ~ Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN ~ In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN ~ Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE ~ Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN ~ When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" FOURTEEN ~ Reme
Twenty One Things
ONE ~ Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO ~ Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE ~ Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have, or sleep all you want. FOUR ~ When you say, "I love you ," mean it. FIVE ~ When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. SIX ~ Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN ~ Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT ~ Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE ~ Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN ~ In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN ~ Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE ~ Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN ~ When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" FOURTEEN ~ Reme
Twenty Nine
Youre only twentynine Gotta lot to learn But when your mummy dies She will not return i like noise Its my choise Its what i wanna do i dont care about long hair I dont wear flares See my face not a trace ! No reality I dont work I just speed thats all I need Im a lazy sod Im a lazy sod Im a lazy sod Im so lazy Im a lazy sod Im a lazy sid Im a lazy sod Im so lazy I cant even be botherd Lazy lazy
Twenty Things To Remember
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense." TWENTY THINGS TO REMEMBER 1. Faith is the ability to not panic. 2. If you worry, you didn't pray. If you prayed, don't worry. 3. As a child of God, prayer is kind of like calling home every day. 4. Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. 5.When we get tangled up in our problems, be still. God wants us to be still so He can untangle the knot. 6.Do the math. Count your blessings. 7.God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts. 8. Dear God: I have a problem. It's me. 9. Silence is often misinterpreted, but never misquoted. 10. Laugh every day, it's like inner jogging. 11.The most important things in your home are the people. 12. Growing ol
A Twenty Dollar Exercise We All Should Take In..
A weekend full of fun up north is planned for me. A chance to get away and fish, my gosh…it seems like forever since I have done that. We are traveling with two other couples to a family cottage in the Clare, Michigan area. Should be fun, golfing at Eagle Glen and just doing not much more then the day will let me. Sounds good for a change. Good Morning. I thought I would not bring up worldly events, the Hollywood Brats however one new one has emerged…I will not get into that but safely to say she will do her best to either get a jail sentence or community service as well as the other Hot-N Tots have done. But, my message today is of a story I heard years ago. It stuck. I may have it not in the order I heard it. I may have taken a word or two out of it and I may have changed it a hair but the message is still true. Enjoy… A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, ” Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. H
Twenty Questions
Ok..lets see if this helps me...Lets play twenty questions...in the contest...anything goes....click the pic and ask me a question on the comments...any question...lol...I am soo desperate..giggling Ready?...:P
Twenty Dollars
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new Husband and asked for $20.00 for their first Lovemaking encounter. In His highly aroused state,? her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love,for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very druken state. For the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had Been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and Therefore, they Were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling Nearly $1 million. Then she >Showed him certificates of deposits issued By the bank, which were wo
Twenty Responses To Use With Telemarketers
1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. 2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems. My arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died . . . " 3. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located, how long it has been in business, how many people work there, how they got into this line of work if they are married, how many kids they have, etc. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary. 4. This works great if you are male. Telemarketer: "Hi, my name is Judy and I'm with XYZ Company." You: Wait for a second and with a real husky voice ask, "What are you wearing?" 5. Cry out in surprise, "Judy? Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have y
Twenty Things To Remember
1. Faith is the ability to not panic. 2. If you worry, you didn't pray. If you prayed, don't worry. 3. As a child of God, prayer is kinda like calling home every day. 4. Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. 5. When we get tangled up in our problems, be still. God wants us to be still so He can untangle the knot. 6. Do the math. Count your blessings. 7 God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts. 8. Dear God: I have a problem. It's me. 9. Silence is often misinterpreted, but never misquoted. 10. Laugh every day -- it's like inner jogging. 11. The most important things in your home are the people. 12. Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional. 13. There is no key to happiness. The door is always open. Come on in. 14. A grudge is a heavy thing to carry. 15. He who dies with the most toys is still dead. 16. We do not remember days, but moments. Life moves too fast, so enjoy your precious moments.
Twenty Dollers
TWENTY DOLLARS > > > > On their wedding night, the young bride > > Approached her new Husband and asked > > > > for $20.00 for their first Lovemaking > > > > encounter. In His highly aroused state, > > > > her husband readily agreed. > > > > > > > > This scenario was repeated each time they made > > Love, for more > > Than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a > > Cute way for her to > > Afford new clothes and other incidentals that > > She needed. > > > > > > > > Arriving home around noon one day, she was > > Surprised to find > > Her husband in a very drunken state. > > During the next few minutes, he explained that > > His employer > > Was going through a process of corporate > > Downsizing, and he had > > Been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of > > 59, he'd be able to find > > Another position that paid anywhere near what > > He'd been earning, and > > Therefore, they > > Were financially ruined. > > > > > > > > Calmly, his wife ha
Twenty Dollars
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that! his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly$1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth
Twentieth Quiz
Your Karaoke Theme Song is "Margaritaville" You are a true party animal, but your style is mild and chill. Kicking back with a few friends and a few drinks is all you need to be happy. You certainly don't feel pressured to be a part of any party scene. In fact, you avoid trendier spots. You've been known to kick loose anywhere and everywhere. All you need is a cooler. You might also sing: "Gin and Juice," "Love Shack," and "Red Red Wine" Stay away from people who sing: "Wind Beneath My Wings" What's Your Karaoke Theme Song?
Twenty Things To Remember
TWENTY THINGS TO REMEMBER 1. Faith is the ability to not panic. 2. If you worry, you didn't pray. If you prayed, don't worry. 3. As a child of God, prayer is kinda like calling home every day. 4. Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. 5. When we get tangled up in our problems, be still. God wants us to be still so He can untangle the knot. 6. Do the math. Count your blessings. 7. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts. 8. Dear God: I have a problem. It's me. 9. Silence is often misinterpreted, but never misquoted. 10. Laugh every day - it's like inner jogging. 11. The most important things in your home are the people. 12. Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional. (Preach it!) 13. There is no key to happiness. The door is always open. Come on in. 14. A grudge is a heavy thing to carry. 15. He who dies with the most toys is still dead. 16. We do not remember days but moments. Life moves too fast
Twenty Nine Lines To Make You Smile
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to m e 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! 17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Thi
The Twenty Year Road To Newbie Creek.
Where to start? Jesus, this screen name comes from a time when most computer users still remembered the days when computer programs were stored on plain audio cassettes. Kurt Cobain was still alive back then. He would be for quite some time. So yeah, it's been that long. I have seen communities come and go, watched mighty internet empires fall, and gotten in flame wars with people from all walks of life. In that, I lived the life of an internet Hermit, only rarely checking with a few friends or posting to a Livejournal. The drama had eaten my spirit. I have come full circle. I am trying to be social again in new environments. My first time online was in the mid 1980s, and twenty years later I feel again like some n00b.
Twenty-six Things A Perfect Guy Would Do
Someone recently sent me an email titled 26 things a perfect guy would do. I thought "hmm, nobody could possibly send me anything so stupid, it can't possibly be as dumb as it sounds." I stand corrected. The email was just as advertised: a wish list of how women supposedly want men to act, as if men in this country weren't already an episode of Friends away from turning into giant walking vaginas. I never thought I'd ever read anything that would induce my gag reflex so quickly, and this is after having read the details of an anal prolapse that a friend sent me tonight. Here is the abridged list (because the full list might literally cause you to barf on your keyboard, and frankly, it's not worth reading), followed by my response to each "thing" that a "perfect guy would do:" 1. Know how to make you smile when you are down! When will women realize that they don't live on the set of a romantic comedy? Unless making you smile involves me playing video games while you cook me a
Twenty Dollars
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time t hey made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of d
Twenty Nine Lines To Make You Smile
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. ***PEOPLE OUR AGE CAN STILL ENJOY AN ACTIVE PASSIONATE SEX LIFE! PROVIDED WE GET CABLE OR THAT DISH THING!*** 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. ***EVER GET THE FEELING YOUR STUFF STRUTTED OFF WITHOUT YOU??*** 10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13.. The gene pool could use a little chlor
Twenty Dollar's
TWENTY DOLLARS > > On their wedding night, the young bride > approached her new > husband and asked for $20.00 for their first > lovemaking encounter. In > his highly aroused state, her husband readily > agreed. > > > > > This scenario was repeated each time they made > love, for more > than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a > cute way for her to > afford new clothes and other incidentals that > she needed. > > > > > > > Arriving home around noon one day, she was > surprised to find > her husband in a very drunken state. > During the next few minutes, he explained that > his employer > was going through a process of corporate > downsizing, and he had > been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of > 59, he'd be able to find > another position that paid anywhere near what > he'd been earning, and > therefore, they > were financially ruined. > > > > > > > Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which
Twenty Nine Lines To Make You Smile!
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke . 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe . 9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing. 10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes . 11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! 17.. Wrinkled Was No
Twenty Dollars
Twenty Dollars On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly$1 million. Then she
Twenty Of The Worlds Healthiest Foods
By Kathy Browning When it comes to eating healthy most people think of dull, boring food that's green in color. In reality, most of the world's healthiest foods not only taste great, they also come in a vast array of vibrant colors. Many require little, if any preparation, yet provide you with the energy and stamina to get through the day. They are the ultimate fast food! Although fresh, whole fruits and veggies are amongst the world's healthiest foods, it's also important to consume an assortment of grains, nuts, seeds and foods rich in essential fatty acids. Experts recommend consuming a daily total of 3-5 servings of vegetables, 2-4 servings of fruit, 6-11 servings of grains, and 1-2 servings of nuts and seeds. One serving of vegetables is equivalent to1/2 cup cooked or chopped raw vegetables, or 3/4 cup vegetable juice, or 1 cup of raw leafy vegetables (cabbage, lettuce, collard greens). One serving of grains equals 1/4 cup of cooked grains. A serving of nuts and seeds equ
Twenty Nine Lines To Make You Smile
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! 17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to
Twenty Nine Lines To Make You Smile
TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10... Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16.. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being
Twenty-six
Twenty-six days a month I watch you beg for the rain I will show you the proof I watch you beg for the rain Would you walk outside If you could feel your winter I walked alone again With just the skies above me If you only knew What your words taste like Twenty-six days a month I watch you beg for the rain I will show you the proof I watch you beg for the rain So long Since I saw the change in your eyes Twenty-six days a month I watch you beg for the rain I will show you the proof I watch you beg for the rain Would you walk outside If you could feel your winter I walked alone again With just the skies above me If you only knew What your words taste like
Twenty Five Thousand Words Up Inside The Cyclone
This is the third November that I’ve volunteered to the literary flogging better known as National Novel Writing Month (www.nanowrimo.org). Essentially (see, John, you CAN use this word in a sentence), it’s an exercise to write a fifty thousand word plus novel-length story in the thirty days of November. My first success with this program came my first year that I did it three years ago – if you’d like, you can order a copy of my 2005 NaNoWriMo novel, “The Carbonari Players”, at Lulu.com – assuming you have a life offline and away from pen and paper, writing 50,000 words in that length of time doesn’t give you a lot of time to go back and edit your work. As of right now I’m at just over twenty five thousand words, halfway to my goal that I want to reach before Thanksgiving since it’s so late this year. 2006’s entry you won’t find because I didn’t make the fifty thousand word limit for the novel I wrote. I blame that on being a new dad, but that’s a crock. It’s why I didn’t even
The Twentieth Century
Dragons have been slain And the blood of young men spilt Still covers the plains. How shall we shrive the sins of The Twentieth Century? 2001
Twenty Something Know It All
we've had many discussions on the subject, the idea that there is absolutely nothing more scary for our generation than getting your life together and realizing you're standing on top of solid ground. shitstorms, breakdowns, the buildup and the fallapart. these things we are bloody experts in. when the proverbial shit hits that fan, we know what to do. we've made our lives out of picking ourselves up and gathering all the pieces of our shattered lifestyle. picking up the shards of shattered glass. we've spent years climbing out of holes, cleaning up our messes, adopting addictions just to spend months getting over them... this is the familiar, this is our damn bread and butter. keeping ourselves busy. disappearing into a den of ridiculous amounts of drug use for six months, just to spend the next three years recovering. nursing ourselves back to health. i actually recall making the decision to start smoking cigarettes. it was the first night i hung out with will. he gave
Twenty Dollars
TWENTY DOLLARS On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. The scenario was repeated each time they made love for more than thirty years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he would be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he had been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million, she then showed him certificates of deposits issue
Twenty Dollars
TWENTY DOLLARS   On their wedding night, the young bride Approached her new Husband and asked for $20.00 for their first Lovemaking encounter. In His highly aroused state, her husband readily Agreed.       This scenario was repeated each time they made Love, for more Than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a Cute way for her to Afford new clothes and other incidentals that She needed.       Arriving home around noon one day, she was Surprised to find Her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that His employer Was going through a process of corporate Downsizing, and he had Been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find Another position that paid anywhere near what He'd been earning, and Therefore, they Were financially ruined.     Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which Showed more than thirty Years of steady deposits and interest totaling Nearly $1 million. Then she Showed him cer
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Twenty3
Day 23- Something you crave for a lot   DAMNNN, now thats a tie for sure....subway, weed, dick &vodka all i EVER want!
The Twenty Healthiest Foods For Under $1 (repost)
Food prices are climbing, and some might be looking to fast foods and packaged foods for their cheap bites. But low cost doesn’t have to mean low quality. In fact, some of the most inexpensive things you can buy are the best things for you. At the grocery store, getting the most nutrition for the least amount of money means hanging out on the peripheries—near the fruits and veggies, the meat and dairy, and the bulk grains—while avoiding the expensive packaged interior. By doing so, not only will your kitchen be stocked with excellent foods, your wallet won’t be empty. 1. Oats High in fiber and complex carbohydrates, oats have also been shown to lower cholesterol. And they sure are cheap—a dollar will buy you more than a week’s worth of hearty breakfasts.   Serving suggestions: Sprinkle with nuts and fruit in the morning, make oatmeal cookies for dessert. 2. Eggs You can get about a half dozen of eggs for a dollar, making them one of th
Twenty Things A Mom Should Tell Her Son
1. Play a sport. It will teach you how to win honorably, lose gracefully, respect authority, work with others, manage your time and stay out of trouble. And maybe even throw or catch. 2. You will set the tone for the sexual relationship, so don't take something away from her that you can't give back. 3. Use careful aim when you pee. Somebody's got to clean that up, you know. 4. Save money when you're young because you're going to need it someday. 5. Allow me to introduce you to the dishwasher, oven, washing machine, iron, vacuum, mop and broom. Now please go use them. 6. Pray and be a spiritual leader. 7. Don't ever be a bully and don't ever start a fight, but if some idiot clocks you, please defend yourself. 8. Your knowledge and education is something that nobody can take away from you. 9. Treat women kindly. Forever is a long time to live alone and it's even longer to live with somebody who hates your guts. 10. Take pride in your appearance.
Twenty Six Souls
Twenty six souls now sent home, One goes to the abyss never again to roam. A heartless cruel act of not a right mind, A reason for this madness no one will ever find. To take your own life is beyond wrong, Take someone else's even God won't forgive. Now the ripple of his actions take effect, How will their familys live? My heart soul and words I send to them, A small gift compared to their sacrifice. With prayers hope and love from all they can go on But never again to know what was their life.
Twenty Dollars
Twenty DollarsA speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20 bill. In a room of 200, he asked. “Who would like this $20 bill?”Hands started going up. He said, “I am going to give this $20 to one of you - but first, let me do this.”He proceeded to crumple the 20 dollar. He then asked “Who still wants it?” Still the hands were up in the air.“Well,” he replied, “what if I do this?” He dropped it on theground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. “Now, who still wants it?”Still the hands went into the air.“My friends, you have all learned a very valuable lesson. Nomatter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20.Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless;
Tw Faced Friends
two faced friends Body: Subject repost of two faced friends Body: repost of two faced friends Body: bet there are plenty of you on my friends list that don't even read this or even give a rat's what the bulletins I post say. How about this if this is reposted I'll leave you a pic comment, since that is what most of you are on here for. Hugz n Luvz yall!! People are too fake on here. They only want pic comments or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually re-post this. This is to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and re-post in your own bulletin. Let's see who the true friends are and i think i know who you are. Re-post if you are a friend... don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as "two faced friends''
Twice Baked Potatoes
what you need: one bag of shreaded cheese one 16 oz sour cream one pound of bacon 4 large baking potatoes 1 onion(optional) put the potatoes in the microwave for 30 mins while waiting cut up the the bacon and onions into small pieces and fry them up when the potatoes are done, cut them in four sections..not going all the way through apply butter, place on a baking pan and bake in oven at 350 for 20 mins in a large bowl, mix the sour cream, the cheese, bacon and onions after the potatoes are done, put the sour cream mixture in each of them, and place back in oven til cheese is melted. Remove and serve!!! I can say it is the best!!!!! You can add or subtract the cheese bacon and onions....i like mine filled!!! you may also want to add in some ham....let me tell you ladies, your man will LOVE these!!!
Twice-baked Potatoes Caesar
2 small baking potatoes (about 6-ozs. each) 2 tbsp. margarine or butter 1 small garlic clove, crushed with press 1/2 cup sour cream 2 anchovy fillets, minced, or 1 tsp. anchovy paste 1/4 tsp. salt 1/4 tsp. grated fresh lemon peel 1/8 tsp. coarsely ground pepper 1/2 cup plus grated Parmesan cheese Preheat oven to 450ºF. With fork, pierce potatoes in several places. Place potatoes on oven rack and bake 35 minutes or until fork-tender. Cut each potato in half, lengthwise. With spoon, carefully scoop out potatoes, placing flesh in medium bowl and leaving potato-skin shells intact. In small saucepan, melt margarine over medium heat. Add garlic and cook 15 seconds. With potato masher, mash potatoes with margarine mixture, sour cream, anchovies, salt, lemon peel, pepper, and 1/2 cup Parmesan. Spoon mixture into 4 reserved potato-skin shells, mounding slightly. Place potatoes in shallow baking pan; sprinkle with remaining 2 tbsp. Parmesan. Return potatoes to oven a
Twice A Day
This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, Doctor you've Gotta help me. I just can't stop having sex!" "Well how often do you have it?" the doctor asks. "Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day", he answers back. "That's not so much", says the doctor. "Yes, but that's not all. Twice a day I have sex with my secretary, TWICE a day," replies the man. "Well that is probably a bit excessive," says the doctor. "Yes, but that's not all. Twice a day I have sex with a prostitute, TWICE a day," says the man. "Well, that's definitely to much", says the doctor. "You've got to learn to take yourself in hand." "I do", says the man. "Twice a day."
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Twice Removed
Twice Removed My heart and soul are now saved and lost within my sanctified passion of loneness. No longer have I needed kingdom of love upon my life from a mere man. Each time I reached out, I found nothing but lies and falseness. I have twice removed my passion and desire from entire essence. For assuredly, I say to all men that comes around me, till heaven and earth becomes one, I will never be free to love any man ever again. I weep not what other’s have in life. I care not for the sweet words of lies that will just be said upon another day to another woman. Twice removed is my emotion attachment to love and men. My heart and soul will has no means to be fulfill lies that will just shredder me apart like clothing be sheared by a sharpen dagger. Offer me not hope and dreams of love forever belonging to me once again. Whoever breaks my heart will suffer greatly as I do. I have no more remorse within me to care what a say or do upon your wicked lying life. Twice
Twice As Hard By Black Crowes
Clean as a whistle Smellin' like a rose She got no dirty little fingers Bloodshot eyes are gone Tell me I'm wrong Twice as hard As it was the first time I said goodbye And no one ever wanna know Love ain't funny A crime in the wink of an eye Your sister always singing She play the step child A broken little memory Her heart was never kind Tell me I'm blind (repeat chorus) Yeah, bloodshot eyes are gone Tell me I�m wrong (repeat chorus)
Twice As Good
February was full of changes for me and thus far am quite happy with the changes. March has been much the same and now April is coming.   April is another month of changes as I make the decision to expand in one of my offices. The person I share an office with is not going to be able to continue to offer services and I agreed to welcome to my practice. I will be taking care of business tomorrow and set things in motion for April. I am going to be very busy between the two offices and am looking forward to the challenges I will be presented with.     I will post pictures as I get it all put together. I must thank Wiz for his contributions a long time ago...now I will have the beaches poster in my Ft Wayne office and natures heart in my office in Muncie. If I ever reopen one in Indianapolis I will need another one :) (right now i am hoping to get them to come to Muncie)          
Twice On Sunday
I love you every day of the week and twice on Sunday. Living with you makes life a Funday. your looks, your smile, you're everything I desire. the way you walk, the way you kiss fills me with fire. I love you every day of the week and twice on Sunday. So give me a wink, a smile and pinch on the cheek and lock the doors and call me yours.
Twice-baked Cheesy Ranch Potatoes
Creating a delicious meal just got easier with this FANTASTIC side, made with things you already have on hand, or can prepare ahead of time from leftovers!   4 medium baking potatoes, baked. (You know - like from the other night's dinner with baked potatoes? Just set a few aside!) 1/2 Cup Ranch dressing 1-1/4 Cup frozen broccoli cuts, thawed, drained and chopped. 8 slices of bacon, cooked crisp and crumbled (...because you might have made a few slices extra at yesterday morning's breakfast?) 1/2 Cup shredded Cheddar cheese   Preheat oven to 425 degrees. Cut a lengthwise slice from the top of each potato. Remove skin from top slice. Scoop pulp from potatoes into a medium bowl, leaving 1/4" thick shells. Mash pulp and ranch dressing in the bowl. Stir in broccoli, cheese and bacon. Spoon potato filling equally back into the potato shells. Arrange potatoes on a baking sheet. Bake uncovered for 15 minutes or until potatoes are heated through. Garnish with more crumbled bacon, chive
Twice As Nice...
Dear Ninja, I like to comment pictures and encourage fellow fu members with my insight and positive out look. Recently however I have been receiving conflicting reactions to my comments and I am very confused. I will enclose a few samples of what has been happening. On a picture of a generously proportioned cougar who was wearing a startling yellow little teddy. I respectfully left this comment. " I don't like the colour it makes you look like a banana". To which she reacted by yelling at me for three days that she was not fat or old and I did not have room to talk and her posting her saggy tits to make me "eat my heart out" followed by her deleting her account. On a picture of someone who had the screen name sexxi I commented someday I wanted to be sexxi too.Her reaction was to email me that I was too old and ugly to be so judging and again I was told I did not have room to talk. The third examples I will give you was of a fine upstanding senior gentleman who nicely poste
Twice As Good - 566
What is good?? Different meaning to everyone, it take more for some but I'm not done. Love and trust are a good duo that can't be played, lust and lies equal a night that don't fade. Tried but true is what I am and so I try, still seems through the years I'm just here to cry.   Stand up become erect for what you believe in, have friendly feelings when you decide to sin. Never shouldn't be always means forever, Maybe love doesn't keep some together. So try to make it hard and enter nice and slow, work it up push and feel if climax comes you'll know.   Erection and ejaculation is what it takes to deal, pleasure and excitement can be so real. Suck and soothe the stick goes in the hole, penis-n-dick some say its also a rod or pole. Lick-n-wet the nipples, dick, cunt and ear, jumping and humping is all good, can you hear??   For once I am horny from thoughts from sight, your twice as good in my dreams at night.
Twiddley Dee
Been very busy lately with real life ..work..baseball..etc. The more time away from here,,the more I come to realize..I am not missing much. Do not get me wrong..I miss some of my friends..but I can say I am not as addicted to it as I use to be. Lately, I have missed a few good friends I have gotten to be good friends with on here. They to have gotten to busy for fubar. I barely see them. So, I started getting busy to. Anyways.. not sure what this blog is about..rather I am just bored with fubar lately.. or rather its the fact that when I am here.. I miss those who I got to be good friends with. I know , theres many more on here..to chat to. I prefer the few that I have gotten to know well though. Anyways.. I will be on here ..maybe even lit up..but more than likely I will not always be at the computer.
Twiddle About
Twiddle about Have you ever Just closed Your eyes, focused Quietly and Twiddled your Thumbs? One Care – resssing the Other in Purr – fect Symmetry Have you ever Considered? Like purr-fect Ma-king love it Is? As you vary Your pace – first Quickly/urgently – Then slowly, De-liberate-ly (feel the one breath-less brushing) as patient Or frenzied as one wants, Applying Enough yet not Toooo much Pressure/ pleasure Have you ever Thought Such a simple Thing, ma-king Love purr-fectly One being’s only Concern Being the joy Of the other Have you ever Thought if Such can Be achieved By the simple Thumb to thumb…. OH MY! The Dexterity Of the thumb… Tonight, as you lie Quietly in The dark… Maybe after a glass Of deep red wine, Think of the Possibilities and Explore! Poet
Twig In One's Eye
Thou who studies the twig in their own eye do not realize the reality of being blind. -Toni E.
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Twigmata
Twigmata love it hate it buy a twigmata mugPenile marks, sores, or sensations of pain corresponding in location to the crucifixion wounds of Jesus Christ on or around the male genitalia, usually subsequent to tmies when males anger their girlfriends, thus commencing the crucifiction of the male member. The crucifixion may occur upon any small, wooden cross (ie popsicle sticks). The package may be adhered to the cross via nails, glue, tacks, screws, or piping hot wax.Man, I am suffering from a killer case of Twigmata. Last night was fun, but Boni was really pissed off this morning when I got home.  
Twiizted74 Knows How To Steal A Piece Of My Heart
Ok people....take note: twiizted74 KNOWS HIS WAY TO THE FRONT OF MY LINE! HERE is his beautiful friend request: "a really nice FR huh ?? ok, lets try this. I'm not looking for friends that are breathtaking (which of course u are) or just have their looks. id like to find sum that can think, chat, and just ramble about anything. id like to just be able to chat away and forget about everything else and just laugh and have fun. ike i said im a horrible flirt, so be warned ;) i love making ppl smile and laugh and I'm sure urs is worth the challenge. id love to see if i can live up to ur trust and friendship, but in teh end its up to u. id love the chance to get to know u better."
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Twilight
Here I sit, it is almost night, Looking up at the dusky blue of the twilight. The end of today is coming fast, What little light remains won't last. The night's air is becoming chilly. Cover up your shoulders and you'll be ok, really. Tomorrow is a new beginning for us all, Or is it? What if one of us is about to fall? Our days are filled with so many faces; At home, on the street, in all different places. Some of them we know well, others are fleeting. Would anyone notice if one heart stopped beating? How long would it take for someone to say, "Hey, have you heard from so-and-so today?" Not all of us will rise with the dawn. Only morning will tell which of us will be gone. So if there's someone you love in your life, Be it a friend, a sister, a son or a wife, Let them know now how you feel. The sun is setting; Twilight is real. I wrote this after my father died, and I dedicated it to him, and to all of the loved on
The Twilight Zone??
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Twilight Zone - Golden Earring (thanks Mark, U Got That Stuck In My Head Lol)
Twilight Zone - Golden Earring Somewhere in a lonely hotel room There's a guy starting to realize That eternal fate has turned his back on him... It's 2 A.M...... It's 2 A.M. the fear has gone I'm sitting here waiting the gun still warm Maybe my connection is tired of taking chances Yeah there's a storm on the loose Sirens in my head Wrapped up in silence all circuits are dead Cannot decode my whole life spins into a frenzy... CHORUS: Help I'm stepping into the twilight zone Place is a madhouse feels like being cloned My beacon's been moved under moon and star Where am I to go now that I've gone too far Help I'm stepping into the twilight zone Place is a madhouse feels like being cloned My beacon's been moved under moon and star Where am I to go now that I've gone too far So you'll come to know When the bullet hits the bone So you'll come to know When the bullet hits the bone I'm falling down a spiral--destination unknown Double crossed messenger-
Twilight Zone - Golden Earring (thanks Mark, U Got That Stuck In My Head Lol)
Twilight Zone - Golden Earring Somewhere in a lonely hotel room There's a guy starting to realize That eternal fate has turned his back on him... It's 2 A.M...... It's 2 A.M. the fear has gone I'm sitting here waiting the gun still warm Maybe my connection is tired of taking chances Yeah there's a storm on the loose Sirens in my head Wrapped up in silence all circuits are dead Cannot decode my whole life spins into a frenzy... CHORUS: Help I'm stepping into the twilight zone Place is a madhouse feels like being cloned My beacon's been moved under moon and star Where am I to go now that I've gone too far Help I'm stepping into the twilight zone Place is a madhouse feels like being cloned My beacon's been moved under moon and star Where am I to go now that I've gone too far So you'll come to know When the bullet hits the bone So you'll come to know When the bullet hits the bone I'm falling down a spiral--destination unknown Double crossed messenger-
The Twilight Zone
This morning I was sat there watching the water drain out of the bath... like you do. I was transfixed for a bit looking at the water swirl round and round as it escaped down the plughole... Then suddenly, it stopped and started swirling around in the opposite direction! How freaky is that! I think at that moment I must have been uprooted and redeposited in the Southern Hemisphere or something. It's happening, I tell you. Armageddon is upon us... Where's Bruce Willis when you need him?
Twilight Zone!!! Do Do Dodo!
yeah.. another dead on horiscope!!! Baby J.. are you hirin spies to write this shit on me?..LMAO Someone makes a promise, but ask yourself: Is this a promise worth keeping? Think about it. Then take it with a grain of salt. Heck, make it a whole tablespoon while you're at it. After you've put it to rest, live your own life. tell me something i dont know!!!!!
"twilight": Who Are You?
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Twilight Of My Love
your words are like honey slow and fluid clinging to my every thought all dripping with the truth on the lies i have come to know sheding a new light on my world and on my way of life the richness of your provides me the wealth of feeling i am coming to know its springs up eternal sweetness in me the dawn of my heart meets the twilight of my love and i hope to meet you at dusk for there is where my heart and my love equally entertwine
Twilight Glow
My thoughts wander as daylight fades, To the land of long ago. And memory paints the scenes of old, In the gold of twilight glow. I seem to see, in the soft dim light, A face I loved the best, And I think of you when the sun's last rays Goes down in the far off west
Twilight Lovers
Your hand moving slowly down my spine. shiver. Losing track of time. A kiss. Lingering upon my lips. Leaves me frozen in momentary of bliss. Your eyes taking over my body. Vulnerable but no longer lonely. Arms. Taking me into a long embrace. My only wish now to memorize the lines of your face. Your smile is causing me to melt. Into your eyes. Never have I felt. So out of control yet perfectly sane No line between the pleasure and the pain. Your teeth sinking into my skin A dream like quality. Not wishing to end. Falling into a state. Losing control of my breathing. What is this? Am I dreaming? Your love flowing into me like never before. An eager whisper. Begging for more. Take me. Take me away into your sinful night. Beautiful stranger of the moonlight. You’re mine. I am yours. Now forever Through life. Through immortality. Together. Lost. Sinking. Your beautiful face looming as I am lost. In this moment of ecstasy. Our love the cause. Forever. Immortal beings
Twilight
The moon says it all tonight Speaks for the silent And those who should be It has gained a soul and lost an eternity To walk among us To walk among us and play our wretched game
Twilight Lounge
> > > I'm keeping the link here but the lounge has be destroyed as to keep the memory of that wedding chapel alive... I know i'm a sap!!
Twilight
beauty blooms in blistered twilight as the night drops like a thief her velveteen tongue paints "l o v e" upon my pallet and caramel lips play coquettish games upon my own hair soft like moonlight as my fingers saunter over each follicle like a retro pimp her mouse hands roam my body, hungry for a spark but we need no light; cupids arrow our candle wick dancing our smitten silhouettes upon scarlet walls the sun breaches night's virginity and the Fahrenheit descends; her head heavy on my heaving chest as we bathe in morning's sweet ambiance
Twilight Zone Continued....
Saturday night, I went out to Fogo de Chao with a group of friends. My favorite MEAT place in the universe. After two margaritas, I was placing a giggly phone call to a friend. Laughing hysterically. You could call it a 9pm booty call. But without the booty. Two things were brought to my attention. One is that Easter is in March. What the heck? Where have I been and on what planet? Why is it in March. And won't the Easter Bunny need mittens and boots? Easter is in March? I repeat that several times because on my non-booty call I must have said "I know, I know, I know!" at least a dozen times in the conversation. Apparently I didn't know. We drove to Boys Town. I love going there. Tons of bars and clubs. Hours of dancing without the groping and drooling. Those boys love to dance and I love dancing with them. After all, us girls just want to have fun. But, to my shock....my night of dancing was going to be cut short. When did they decide to have the time spi
Twilight Visitor
Silently, I let Myself in through the unlocked back door. Night is falling, but as yet, you haven't put on the lights - the film you are concentrating on has a few minutes left. From the kitchen, I can see you, your face illuminated by the flicker of the scenes taking place on the other side of the room. You look comfortable in the high-backed leather chair, really bought for those hours spent at the computer but now more of a long-term friend, the years together having moulded the cushions to fit you snugly. I see some bedroom footage appearing on the television and the softened light from the screen allows Me to slip into the lounge unnoticed. I kneel behind the chair, then in My measured, but firm tone, say "Don't move!" You jump in your seat, startled by My voice. "I said, don't move!" I repeat, still measured and firmly in control. "yes, Sir. It's great to see you, Sir," comes the reply, as you look demurely downwards and try to contain your childlike excitement, that excitemen
Twilight
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Twilight Zone And Failure
Recently I was able to obtain the entire first season of Twilight Zone. I have been taking my time and enjoying these classics. History has it that a local newspaper where I live once turned down Rod Serling because they said he lacked talent and was not qualified for the job. Thank goodness he did not listen to his critics. I wonder how many of us "listen" to those around us whom spread doom and gloom when we know in our hearts we can succeed. The old axiom is still true: It's not what happens to you but in you that is most important. So, the next time someone gives you a hard time and spreads doom and gloom just remember how cool Twilight Zone is and how Rod never gave up and neither should you or I. Have a great day and spread the love. RixRax
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Where have you been? For years I sought, Helpless, Hopeless, Carefully yielding to the thoughts let astray The numbing ache lingers, Remnants of a life I left behind Only a striking gaze, A gentle caress, Can only bring me back from the dead. Only my shadows reflect what remains. Help me.. Save me.. Guide me back to the light.
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i jus got done reading twilight the Stephine Myer series and i was amazed i finally got the quote "Ill b ur Bella if u b my Edward" it made me look at life and the way love is. lol i mean love is so blind and u jus don't c it coming im lookin 4 my Edward and i think i may hav found him, i feel lik i fell in love all over again 4 the first time he makes me feel safe he may not kno it but he has saved my life hes m y hero he makes me feel on top of the world and so much more,but if we dont wrk out well always hav r memories and ill always love him 4 he has saved me i listened 2 the new cw song just a dream and it makes me think of my besties husband who jus got bck from trainin 4 the army theyve been married 4 almost a yr and hav a beautiful babygurl and shes only 17 she took me 2 her homecoming and i saw how she acted w/ out him and i fear shell lose herself if hes killed or moves on. i dont want this 2 happen 2 me i may young but i hav 2 beautiful angels inside of me i wanna give a li
Twilight...
The time between light and dark, the space between good and evil, the place between love and hate the moment between hope and despair...this is my fate, my curse and my gift...this is place where I am and fear always shall be, but it never is and never shall be who I am.
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LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- By all standards, "Twilight" is a phenomenon. With best-selling books, merchandise flying off the shelves and now a new film that appears to have "hit" written all over it, why is "Twilight" causing such a stir? VIEW THE PHOTOS: The Best & Worst Vampire Movies Of All Time Perhaps it can be traced back to one of the main reasons the original Bram Stoker's "Dracula" was such a hit -- the undying love story (literally). So many modern vampire stories focus on the creepy bloodsucking aspect that they often forget the romantic yearning behind the original tale. After all, Dracula was willing to denounce his god, commit suicide and doom himself to an eternity of suffering, all because of lost love. VIEW THE PHOTOS: The Latest Star Sightings "Twilight" fans are in love with, even obsessed with, the character of Edward Cullen, because he embodies that same undying pining that the original Dracula possessed. With that in mind, where will "Twilight"
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Twilight Zone, Much?!
So when I woke up today to make myself some coffee I wound up ramming my finger hard against the cupboard and then dropped my mug in the sink leaveing me sans coffee mug. :( the only positives this week so far are a job interview on wednesday, Oliver on Friday, and Jason on Saturday. LOL I really REALLY need a night of hanging out with Jason after the two weeks I've been having because apparently this week is going to be as lame as last week. :(
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Went to the midnite show of twilight last night with my gf daughter and her friends. I think I was the only guy in the theater. kinda surprised nobody called the cops on me thinking I was a pedophile or something. The movie was actually pretty good. Haven't read the books yet but I think I might give them a shot now. this twilight series looks like it will probably rival the Harry Potter ones. Once again they cast all these 20 something actors to play high school students. I wish they could do a better job with that. either get younger actors or do a better job with the make up. What's gonna happen if they continue this series and edward has a full head of gey hair but he's only 17? Also saw a preview for the new Harry Potter movie. That looks pretty good too. They're getting a little too old to keep up the teenager image too. thery're gonna have to pick up the pace or recast the rest of those movies.
Twilight Zone ~ Come Join Us ~ Staff Needed!
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Twilight Levelers.............
Beware of the Twilight Levelers cauz if u fuck up u are out and they show no mercy. they don't give people second chances, it's like they don't fuck up. So beware!!!!!!! well the friends i had that were Twilight Levelers have been deleted, good riddance to u all. ya'll are nothing but a bunch of high and mighty yuppies!!!!!!!!
Twilight- 1st Article
So...I've been writing for the paper as most of you know. I was going to post a link to my article on their website, but due to the purchase of the paper and some drama with it, the website currently cannot be updated. SO...here is my first article! Twilight, A time of day or a bestseller and box office hit? By: Kristi ***** Twilight by Stephenie Meyer, a book, a movie, a wave sweeping over popular culture. In any form it has made quite a splash with teenage girls, all the way up to the adults. The novel turned movie is about a vampire who lives on an alternative diet, living and integrating with humans in Forks, Washington. It introduces us to the life he lives, how stereotypes can be very untrue, and how love is indeed blind. The main characters in Twilight are Edward Cullen, the strong, graceful vampire and Bella Swan the typical, clumsy human high school aged girl. The story revolves around how their lives intertwine and how their relationship grows and changes and how th
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Twilight Movies
I love the movie Twilight. Edward and Bella wow two people who can't be together but yet are so in love with each other and can not stay away from each other. So awesome the movie still gives me chills. lol!! Edward is a vampire and Bella is human. Their love for each other is so strong that Edward feels so protective of Bella and loves being around her and watching her while she sleeps cause he being a vampire never sleeps. I think the whole movie is just so romantic and Edward is so hott lol. I can't wait till the next three movies of Twilight come out. I already know when the next two are coming out. November of this year is the second one and June of next year is the third one. And I heard that in either the 2nd or 3rd one that Bella has to choose between her hearthrob hotty vampire Edward and the younger indian who is a wold Jacob. Oh I so hope that she chooses Edward.
Twilight(new Moon Cast Members)
The cast list for New Moon has been finally announced! New members of the cast include Daniel Cudmore as Felix, Christopher Heyerdahl as Marcus,  Charlie Bewley as Demetri, Cameron Bright as Alec, and Graham Greene as Harry Clearwater. Los Angeles, CA April 15, 2009 – Principal photography has begun on Summit Entertainment’s THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON, it was announced today by Erik Feig, Summit’s President of Production. Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner reprise their roles as Bella Swan, Edward Cullen and Jacob Black. Academy Award-nominee Chris Weitz (THE GOLDEN COMPASS, ABOUT A BOY) is the director. NEW MOON is filming on locations in Vancouver, BC and Tuscany, Italy. Also rejoining the movie are Ashley Greene as Alice, Peter Facinelli as Carlisle, Elizabeth Reaser as Esme, Kellan Lutz as Emmett, Nikki Reed as Rosalie, Jackson Rathbone as Jasper , Edi Gathegi as Laurent and Rachelle Lafevre as Victoria. New cast members include the legenda
Twilight: Ultimate Collector's Set Blu-ray Review Amazon's Exclusive Release Will Please Serious 'twilight' Fans. Reviewed By Martin L
   What if I'm not the hero. What if I'm the bad guy? Author Stephenie Meyer's Twilight is a phenomenon. It's big. Really big. Harry Potter big? Maybe not quite, but it's huge. Never heard of it?  Ask a high school girl. Chances are she's been lugging around a well-worn copy of the book for months, perhaps even toting one or two or three of its sequels along for the ride. "Edward" has replaced the name of that oh-so-handsome boy sitting across the cafeteria when it comes time to gossip about the latest relationships; "Bella" is the kind of girl that would make for such a great friend; and "Vampire" now means more than a black-and-white Bela Lugosi gazing into living rooms around the world. It's a hit, all right, and when a mega-property finds itself the object of affection of the teenage girl community, a movie can't be far behind. Indeed, Twilight is now a major motion picture, and a surprisingly good one at that. It's far better than one might expect, given not the popularity of th
The Twilight Saga Written By Stephanie Meyer
MANY OF YOU THAT COME TO OUR PAGES HAVE NO IDEA OR CLUE AS TO WHAT TWILIGHT IS AND IT REALLY SHOCKS US BECAUSE THE MOVIE OF TWILIGHT STARING ROBERT PATTINSON AND KRISTEN STEWART HAS BEEN OUT ALMOST A YEAR...SO IN THESE NEXT FEW BLOGS I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU AN IDEA ON WHO THE CULLENS ARE AND WHAT THEY ARE....AND WHO BELLA SWAN IS...SINCE I KNOW MOST OF YOU DON'T LIKE TO READ ABOUT ME JUST LOOK AT THE PAGE AN CLICK ADD WITH OUT A CLUE TO WHO OR WHY YOUR ADDING THAT PERSON....WE CREATED THESE PROFILES FOR THE REAL FANS OF TWILIGHT AND ANYONE THAT IS A DIE HARD FAN TRULY KNOWS WHO WE ARE AND HAD SEEN AND READ ALL THE TWILIGHT SAGA BOOKS....IN WHICH THERE ARE FOUR COMPELETED BOOKS AND A FIFTH IN MAKING IN WHICH WE ALL HOPE SHE FINISHES BUT DUE TO THE FIRST ROUGHT DRAFT SHE WROTE WAS LEAKED OUT ONTO THE INTERNET SHE POSTPONED WRITTING THE BOOK...SO HERE ARE THE NAMES OF THE BOOKS...WITH INFO ON EACH OF THEM.... TWIILIGHT- The Story Behind Twilight I get a ton of questions about how I ca
'twilight' Publisher Releasing New Titles Tied To The Franchise
'Twilight' publisher releasing new titles tied to the franchise May 7, 2009, 07:01 AM | by Entertainment Weekly Categories: Books Stephenie Meyer might have already released her Twilight finale, but that doesn't mean fans of the franchise will have to let go of the series just yet. Little, Brown will be publishing several books this fall that are tied in with the franchise. Along with movie tie-in literature for this year's New Moon adaptation, the publisher will also release a limited special edition of Breaking Dawn, as well as journals that feature cover art for all four books. According to a press release from the publisher, the Breaking Dawn Special Edition, on stands Aug. 4, will include a DVD of the Breaking Dawn concert series and interviews with Meyer. Those who pick up the hardcover book can also expect a poster and reproduction of handwritten lyrics for “My Never,” by Blue October’s Justin Furstenfeld. The Twilight Journals (pictured), out Oct. 13,
Twilight Quotes
1. Surely it was a good way to die, in the place of someone else, someone I loved. Noble,even. That ought to count for something. (Bella) 3. When life offers you a dream so far beyond any of your expectations, it’s not reasonableto grieve when it comes to an end. (Bella) 4. Sometimes I wondered if I was seeing the same things through my eyes that the rest of theworld was seeing through theirs. Maybe there was a glitch in my brain. (Bella) 5. So did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what? I’ve never seen him act like that. (Mike) 6. Forks was literally my personal hell on earth. (Bella) 7. Once people start throwing wet stuff I go inside. (Bella) 8. Edward Cullen is staring at you. (Jessica) 9. He unleashed the full, devastating power of his eyes on me, as if trying to communicatesomething crucial. (Bella) 10. I wasn’t interesting. And he was. Interesting…and brilliant…and mysterious…andperfect…and beautiful…and possibly
Twilight Quote Of The Day
"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb." "What a stupid lamb" "What a sick, masochistic lion"
Twilight New Moon Script Trashed
In what is almost certain to be a metaphor for critical reaction to the finished film (come on, we all know critics aren’t going to like this movies), a woman found a complete copy of the script for The Twilight Saga: New Moon in a St. Louis trash bin. This has left the major news services, like Yahoo, baffled. Apparently they missed our story last week, when we told all of you that the entire script had been leaked online. Anyone with a halfway decent printer could have downloaded the script, printed it out, read it and then trashed it when they were done. Or since none of the reports on this discovery actually offer a date for when the script was found, perhaps this is how the script leaked in the first place? The leaked version of the New Moon script first appeared online May 5th, via the Twitterfeed of a woman in Tampa, FL. Before she locked her feed she discussed transcribing the script, which apparently she’d originally received by unnamed means in printed form. The w
Twilight Family!!!
  I am looking for my twilight family!! Hey if you Love TWILIGHT as much as I do then you need to come and see me asap!!! to become part of my twilight family!! we are just a bunch of fans that get togather and role play some times... we all get to pick a twilight name. I am Alice Cullen, so we need a lot of fans right now. I will be keeping up with every one and every thing on here so we can be a happy family like the cullens!! I want to do it like the books as much as posible ok..   thanks so much Alice   I will up date this blog as I get the famly members ok!!   Bella Swan- Edward Cullen- Renesmee- Rosalie Hale- Emmett Cullen- Alice Cullen- Salty baby Jasper Hale- Lasher Esme Cullen-
Twilight Auction 8/30 - 9/5
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tonight a concrete heaven balanced precariously atop the needle tip skyline & as it grew late grew darker everything became more black & white & stone & sober even the people were pale frozen, gray, & bloodless  midnight was suppose to have stars, but not here, not now & it seemed no one cared i was cold two layers short of warm & common sense, even though there had been enough proof of winter for the past several days i had decided style was more than substance & that what i was wearing would have been plenty to repel the cold, & yet attract the eyes of men but the opposite prevailed, it seemed i was alone waiting for the train standing silhouette against a black rail wondering distantly about an old touch, he had a warm name & soft eyes & staring at the track made me think about the long road i still needed to travel or something like that i really don’t like to imagine myself so badly poetic but it’s where i was at the time, beneath the rock sky that night feeling empty
Twilight Zoned Out
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Twilight Calls To Me
Twilight calls to me a soft beckon so sweet the call caressing me breaking down my walls capturing my soul darkness is his domain light is mine how long can i resist his midnight sonnets each night as i lay asleep he comes to me in my deepest dreams soflty singing his love swaying my treacherous heart longing for his night but do i abandon all this beauty i have in the light to go deep into midnight cast off the sun embrace the moon a soft touch gentle kiss soon i will forever be lost to the twilight
Twilight Romance
In affection and love, two lovers lay, Shrouded by the dim twilight haze. Tiny fireflies flicker and play Around the two lovers in a daze. Enjoying the silence, For words are not needed; Their love they sense, Always it is heeded.   Written by Danielle
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Twilight Of The Gods
TWILIGHT OF THE GODS   There is a serpent in every Eden Slick as grease and cold as ice There is a lie in every meaning Rest assured to fool you twice In this age of utter madness We maintain we are in control And ending life before deliverance While countries are both bought and sold Holy writtings hokus-pokus Blaze of glory and crucifix Prepriced costly credit salvations TV-preachers and dirty tricks Don't trust nobody It will cost you much too much Beware of the dagger It caress you at first touch O, all small creatures It is the Twilight Of The Gods When the foundations to our existence Begins to crumble one by one And legislations protects its breakers And he who was wrong but paid the most won Even the gods of countless religions Holds no powers against this tide Of degeneration because we have now found That there is no thrones up there in the sky Run from this fire It will burn your very soul Its flames reaching higher Comed this far there is no hold O, all smal
Twilight Zone
It's 3 am and my fear is gone looking over my shoulder something still feels wrong looking through my thoughts somethings wrong with the progress the storms on the loose a voice in my head those thoughts i had of were the dead where is this connection coming from....   HELP IM STEPPING INTO THE TWILIGHT ZONE THIS PLACE IS A MADHOUSE FEELS LIKE BEING CLONED MY BEACONS BEEN MOVED UNDER MOON AND STAR WHERE AM I TO GO NOW THAT I'VE GONE TO FAR WOH WO SOON YOU'LL COME TO KNOW WHEN THE BULLET HITS THE BONE SOON YOU'LL COME TO KNOW WHEN THE BULLET THIS THE BONE   The silence that i've invisioned has become what another fragment of this puzzle im stumped i can't remember a damn thing IN THIS STATE! WHERE CONNECTIONS HAVE ENDED ANOTHER HAS BEGUN LOOKING FOR AWNSERS NONE HAVE ARROUSED BRAKING MY HEART FOR WORTHLESS REASONS CONNECTION HAS RESTABLISHED FOR A MOMENT THEN IT IS GONE BLOOD TRICKLES DOWN MY FINGERS I SPIN IN A FRENZY!   HELP IM STEPPING INTO THE TWILIGHT
Twilight Fans
I really hate the Twilight movie series. They are not true to the vampire and the werewolf movies and to their original authors and the original movies...Dracula and the Wolfman. First off with a movie vampire they are dead and the only thing that kills a vampire is sunlight, driving a stake through their hearts, cutting off their heads too. The movie vampire sleeps in his coffin during the day and only hunts for blood at night never during the day when the light will kill him. The movie vampire doesn't like the cross or garlac or holy water either.  Also they do not have a reflection in a mirror. The movie werewolf only comes out during a full moon and the wolf gets destroyed by a silver bullet or cane with a silver tip or handle. The wolf turns back to human form after the full moon sets and he is in daylight. Once a werewolf bites you you turn into a wolf in the next full moon. You do not turn into a wolf at will.        I really love the classic monsters like Dracula and the Wol
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10 Giant Media & Government Hoaxes     The revolution against common sense, truth and reality Paul Joseph Watson & Alex JonesInfowars.com March 14, 2013 “You walk into this room at your own risk, because it leads to the future; not a future that will be, but one that might be. This is not a new world: It is simply an extension of what began in the old one. It has patterned itself after every dictator who has ever planted the ripping imprint of a boot on the pages of history since the beginning of time. It has refinements, technological advances, and a more sophisticated approach to the destruction of human freedom. But like every one of the super states that preceded it, it has one iron rule: Logic is an enemy, and truth is a menace.” Rod Sterling, The Obsolete Man.
Twinkle Speaker - That's Show Business. - Fienderella Poems
Twinkle Speaker - That's Show Business. Twinkle Speaker, you little star, How we wonder what you are. Upon that stage, looking grand. Saying something we don't understand. Twinkle Speaker, you little star, Sod off NOW - we want the bar! A Twisted Nursery Rhyme: Sung to the tune of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"
Twins - A Parable
Once upon a time, twin boys were conceived. Weeks passed and the twins developed. As their awareness grew, they laughed for joy: "Isn't it great that we were conceived? Isn't it great to be alive? " Together the twins explored their worlds. When they found their mother's cord that gave them life, they sang for joy! "How great our mother's love is, that she shares her own life with us!" As weeks stretched into months, the twins noticed how much each was changing. "What does it mean?" one asked. "It means our stay in this world is drawing to an end." said the other. "But I don't want to go," said one. "I want to stay here always." "We have no choice," said the other. "But maybe there is life after birth." "But how can there be?" responded one. "We will shed our life cord and how can life be possible without it? Besides, we have seen evidence that others were here before us, and none of them has returned to tell us there is life after birth. No, this is the
Twin Flame/soul Mates
During this article the definitions of the two titles, Twin Flame and Soul Mate will be defined. We also go into a little more about what it takes to connect to your life partner. What is A Soulmate? Soul mates are those lovers who as soon as we meet, it's like we're old friends, or old lovers - there's often plenty of passion, lots of joy and it feels wonderful to be with them. After a while of being together though, things often start to go wrong, or you feel like you're in an old familiar pattern that is holding you back. Soul mates are those lovers, who we've had as lovers and friends in many lifetimes previous. They are dear, familiar and often comfortable, but they also usually come with their own set of unresolved issues - from our times together. This is a wonderful opportunity to resolve and clear karma by resolving the issue once and for all. Once you've cleared the karma, you may find that the relationship becomes wonderful and you can live happily ever after.
Twins
TWINS Siamese twins from the U.S. vacation at the same resort in England every year. The manager recognizes the conjoined brothers on one visit and asks if they keep coming back for the sights. "Oh, no," one of the twins says. "We've seen everything the city has to offer." "Perhaps you enjoy our many pubs?" the manager asks. "We don't drink," one twin replies. "You must fancy our fish and chips, then?" the manager asks. "No, we prefer burgers," one twin says. "Then what makes you come back year after year?" the manager asks. The left twin points to his brother and says, "It's the only chance he gets to drive."
Twins With A Twist
Twins With A Twist by DreamOn © Twins with a twist. A story without a warning. I was telling Jenny about the anonymous feedback I'd received to a story submission. Somebody wrote to say that my "Do not read if you are less than 18 years old" statement, had put them off reading it entirely. "Too bad" she said "which story?" I told her the one. She'd loved that story. It was one of her favorites, "shame they didn't read it but how silly." She said "that was so hot, I started to read it on the plane and had to put it away." "I remember that." I said with a chuckle. "Squirming in your seat, that'd be a good title for a story too but maybe they're not so silly." I said. "Why not?" "Because the guy (or girl) made the point that if anyone had navigated that far with the intention of reading the story then such a warning would not stop them." "But warnings on cigarette packs don't stop people smoking." "Good point my little squirmy sex kitten but a different issue" I
Twins With A Twist Ch. 02
Twins With A Twist Ch. 02 by DreamOn © Please read part 1 first. A deal is a deal Jen reminded me the next morning. As she licked along the underside of my hardening cock it was easy to acknowledge the accuracy of her statement. I was happy to relax without worry for work on a wonderful Wednesday. In between licks and in her low, soft, sexy voice, she told me how cute Marco was and how she eagerly anticipated fucking him. All I could do was accept the ultimate truth that it was going to happen. There was little point in raising objections at this stage and I expressed what was intended to be my wholehearted approval. Internally it wasn’t as readily given as Jen might perceive but I knew for sure that any reservations I couldn’t get over quickly, would be a cause for problems later. With this in mind, I encouraged her verbalization of the fantasies she held and looked for aspects of them that I could focus on and cling to. I wasn’t going to give any signs of doubt if I
Twin Fairys
Twins – A Parable
Once upon a time, twin boys were conceived. Weeks passed and the twins developed. As their awareness grew, they laughed for joy: "Isn't it great that we were conceived? Isn't it great to be alive? " Together the twins explored their worlds. When they found their mother's cord that gave them life, they sang for joy! "How great our mother's love is, that she shares her own life with us!" As weeks stretched into months, the twins noticed how much each was changing. "What does it mean?" one asked. "It means our stay in this world is drawing to an end." said the other. "But I don't want to go," said one. "I want to stay here always." "We have no choice," said the other. "But maybe there is life after birth." "But how can there be?" responded one. "We will shed our life cord and how can life be possible without it? Besides, we have seen evidence that others were here before us, and none of them has returned to tell us there is life after birth. No, this is the
Twinkle (poetry)
TWINKLE LenoraLove Whiteside - Get Your Own In a twinkle of an eye In a moment of time We'll be caught up To meet Him in the air In a twinkle of an eye The dead in Christ shall rise We shall meet him in the sky In a twinkle of an eye Now you see me Now you won't We'll be caught up in the cloud Faster than you can bat your brow In a twinkle of an eye Whether your blind, deaf or dumb We'll be caught up To meet him at the sound Of the arch angels trumpet drum Behold I show you a mystery We shall not all sleep For those that are walking around Will not pervent them That are under the ground Though your body May be buried for miles Your skeleton bones Cast into the sea With a shout He'll call you from the deep Though your body May have turned Into dust in the sand Scattered in the wind For your precious soul The Savior will send Lenora Love Whiteside Poet & Spoken Word Artist WEBSITE: www.LenoraLove.com EMAIL:
Twins Contest
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Twins In The Womb
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>My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway, > >the other day, just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for >joy but I >thought, what the heck and I starting jumping up and down along with her. > >When she said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!" > >I said "Great. Tell me what you're so happy about." > >She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and >Down, when >she told me that she was pregnant! > >I was ecstatic! We had been trying for a while, so I grabbed her and >kissed her on >the lips and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!" Then, she >said "Oh, >honey. There's more. "I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" she said, >"Well, we are >not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!" Amazed at how she >could >know so soon after getting pregnant, I Asked her how she knew. She said, >(You're >going to love this!) > >"Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bo
Twin Towers
The twin towers of the World Trade Center were not the same height. Tower One was six feet taller than Tower Two...
Twin Flames And Souls
It is time for Twin Flame hearts to awaken, and from the realms of love, In their Twin Flame hearts, to unfreeze the frozen Love on Earth. It takes everyone to make this world a better place, but with the love and support from your Twin it can really make it happen faster. Things that seemed un real are now closer than ever before. If we all try and make one step, even a baby step we can begin to bring the love and peace back together. You can ask mine. He know what I am going to say even before I say it, I almost wonder if he knows before I know. He can finish a sentence for me, knows where my body hurts. He just knows my entire everything... He is my soul my other half, my Twin Flame.
Twinkies
Just click on the word Twinkies. VERY CUTE!! Twinkies Have a beautiful day!! :D
Twin Towers -- (before) On $5 Bill And (after) On $20 Bill -- Believe It Or Not!!
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The Twins Of Kane – Genesis 1.1
The time has come for me to say good bye officially to CherryTAP. I was thinking about it all and realistically this place is just not right for me, and I am going to be leaving for good. It’s silly to stick around realistically and I have decided that it is best to just delete any account I have on any site so that nobody is left wondering when is he coming back? The answer will obviously be never. I decided since I was leaving though I might as well spell it out exactly for anyone that thought I was a bit to vague the last time. Like a lot of morons I spent a lot of money on this site in blasts, a couple of happy hours, VIC, and spent countless hours of time doing my thing around here and thinking that I could be a power of example in some regards, and I am sure that I have. You just never feel like anything is worth it and it leaves a bad taste in your mouth actually. The popular people here are some of the most deplorable human beings I have ever had the opportunity to even have t
Twinklebug Needs Help Please!! Contest Very Close!! Please Comment Bomb!!
Please help me win this contest!!! It ends in less than 2 hours and I am just barely in the lead! I will help anyone that helps me!! I love to comment bomb! PLEASE comment bomb my pic!!! HUGS~N~SMOOCHES TO YOU ALL!!
Twin Sister And Her Boyfriend
OK 2 ALL MY WONDERFUL FRIENDS FAMILY AND FANS!! :)) I'M POSTING A NEW BLOG ENTRY!! :)) MY TWIN SISTER AND HER BOYFRIEND JUST SIGNED UP 2NITE!! YEAH!! :)) ANY WAY I WAS HOPING THAT ALL OF U COULD PLEASE HELP THEM OUT AND RATE THEM A 10 AND EVERYTHING!! :)) THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!! :)) BTW HER USER NAME IS his#1girl and his is cruzin69!! :)) thanxs again everyone!! :))
Twins
If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would there kids be identical?
* Twin Flames * Reincarnational Identity * Incarnate * Incarnate Matix * Tauren *
********************************************************************************************* Twin ********************************************************************************************* (Twin Flames) ********************************************************************************************* Each world level (Source Worlds) and/or Identity has a Particum (PCM) side and its corresponding Twin Parallel Partika (PKA) side. We have a Twin at Each Level of the Time Matrix & Beyond (See: Source Worlds) Usually, a soul (Soul Matrix), HU-2 identity, manifest into 12 simultaneous incarnations, two in each of the six time cycles in one Harmonic Universe (HU). In each pair of incarnates, one is male, the other female; this relationship is referred to as "Twin Flames", but does not necessarily imply a romantic "soul mate" involvement. (See: Reincarnational Identity) (Voyagers II – Page 148) **********************************************************
Twin Souls
Twin souls....for most of us, this captures our romantic imaginations. We dream of finding a twin soul that will make us feel whole. And we thinke of this reunion in romantic terms; however, it does not,necessarily have to be a romantic meeting. It can, just as easily, be a close friendship. You may finde that you are sharing a friendship with someone who is precisely that.....your twin soul. Whether male or female...... .you have the feeling of coming home. Looke around and see if, among your friends, there isn't one who fits that description. If you do, you are blessed indeede. Below is a little more information about twin souls. If you are interested in learning more, search the net. There is much information there. :) ***For millennia, poets, philosophers, mystics, and lovers have told us of the perfect union, the coming together of two sundered souls to form the lost whole. Yet for most of us, such a perfect pairing remains a dream. Steeped in the lore of the ages, the
The Twins
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Twin Tower Never Forget
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Twin Peaks Season 2
Wow, what a surprise. Walked into Target for DVDr's and saw Twin Peaks Season 2 on the shelf. Not a bad price for 6 discs. Fans have waited years for them to release it on DVD. Anyway, this makes me happy!
Twinkies And Root Beer
Twinkies and Root Beer A little boy wanted to meet God. He knew it was a long trip to where God lived, so he packed his suitcase with Twinkies and a six-pack of Root Beer and he started his journey. When he had gone about three blocks, he met an elderly man. The man was sitting in the park just feeding some pigeons. The boy sat down next to him and opened his suitcase. He was about to take a drink from his root beer when he noticed that the man looked hungry, so he offered him a Twinkie. The man gratefully accepted it and smiled at boy. His smile was so pleasant that the boy wanted to see it again, so he offered him a root beer. Again, the man smiled at him. The boy was delighted! They sat there all afternoon eating and smiling, but they never said a word. As it grew dark, the boy realized how tired he was and he got up to leave, but before he had gone more than a few steps, he turned around, ran back to the man, and gave him a hug. The man gave him his biggest smi
Twin Intervention
Twin Intervention Awakened by an Angel Two lives bound as one Doors of possibilities unlocked Chains of discontent weakened Your unwavering faith alters my essence... Granting me the key to your heart My palms touching your face Brings tears of magic to our love soaked souls Our breath becomes one; passion prevails Embraces melt matter and time Body and soul intertwine, ensure our existence We lay motionless, gaze fixed Our eyes express the predestined reality of true love jskins
Twinkle Twinkle
twinkle twinkle litte star, where has my prince gone? is he far? I wish for a man to bring me love, send me your finest from up above. Someone who will bring joy and light, instead of the ususal arguments and fight. tall and dark, hansome and lean, a body like Michaleangelo's David; so perfect and pristine. I don't need a loser, a beggar or whore, those men will be promptly shown THE DOOR! oh twinkle twinkle star above, please send me something in the shape of love!
Twin Meat Loaves
2 eggs, slightly beaten 2 tbsp. Worcestershire sauce 1 lb. lean ground beef 1 c. crushed cracker crumbs 1/2 c. chopped onion 1 tsp. salt 1/4 tsp. pepper 1/2 c. steak sauce or 1/2 c. ketchup 1 tbsp. Worcestershire sauce Combine eggs, Worcestershire sauce, ground beef, cracker crumbs, onion, salt and pepper in 2 quart bowl. Divide mixture in half and shape into two loaves. Arrange loaves in a 9 x 6 inch utility dish and coat the top and sides with ketchup and Worcestershire or steak sauce. Microwave on high 20 to 25 minutes. (Cover after 10 minutes cooking time.)
Twins
A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no, they ain't twins! The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 6. Why the hell would you think they are twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" "I'm neither blind nor stupid," replied the Greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."
Twins
Rose is having her twins today... I will up date on how it all goes when I get back from Hospital ... Wish me luck I'm the coach...
Twinkies Doesn't Fit Anymore?
AS A DIEHARD TWINS FAN I AM TOTALLY STOKED AFTER THE TWINS CRUSHED THE WHITE SOX NOT ONCE BUT TWICE YESTERDAY! TIME TO GET THE HOMER HANKIES OUT AGAIN!
Twin Towers
A day of darkness in the eyes of the world when on television we saw those towers falling we lost our mothers, fathers, brothers, sisters, daughters, sons, and friends so now we stand together to fight for what is right in a war we hope will make things better but does it? does bloodshed and wounds make things better you be the judge but i dont think it does
Twin Soul
It does not import the place, it does not import day and hour. Day will arrive that the looks will be touched, and in one the two instant minimum spirit if had found in astonished by the sudden recognition of an old love completely... In the recognition of this love, its spirit will be recognized in the wonderful experience of the love. If they will touch as the wind, surpassing the uncertainties of the world...
Twin Cities Tragedy
THE LASTEST NEWS MINNEAPOLIS (CNN) -- At least seven people were killed when an interstate bridge in Minneapolis, Minnesota, collapsed Wednesday evening, in what the governor called a "catastrophe of historic proportions." The accident occurred shortly after 6 p.m. Wednesday when dozens of cars were on the bridge. Witnesses described a "dust cloud" as it collapsed, sending cars and and chunks of concrete plunging into the Mississippi River below. At least 60 people were taken to local hospitals, said Minneapolis Fire Chief Jim Clack. All survivors have been taken off the bridge, said Minneapolis police Chief Tim Dolan during a news conference Wednesday night. Crews have searched 50 cars and are looking for more possible victims, but the mission has changed from a rescue to a recovery mode. "We have confirmed that this will be a very tragic night when it is over," said Minneapolis Mayor R.T. Rybak. Mark Lacroix, who lives on the 20th floor of an apartment building near
Twin City
attention everyone on fubar please all I"M asking is you your freinds and family take a little time 2 say a prayer for those who didn't make it out in time or for those who lost loves ones those who are trap our hearts and prayer are with you if your in the twin city Minnestoa or Mississippi area just do this thanks
Twins?
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't twins." "The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe someone made love to you twice. "Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
Twins (me)
>GEMINI - Irresistible [May 21 - Jun 21]Nice. Love is one of a kind. >Great listeners Very Good in the you know where... Lover not a >fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. >Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. >Has a beautiful >smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.
Twinn Butt X X X
Some of the greatest people with the happiest intentions && most loving heart's are the one's that are most often broken....For once im not talking about myself, Im talking about this amazing person that deserve's the world in her hands && plus some. A person that would give you the shirt off her back just to keep you warm in a heart beat....A person that has come into my life && has been one of those very few that can make me smile through tears. Yep, im talkin about YOU Twinn butt. This is the closest thing that I have at the moment to try to tell the world that she is awesome && that I love her to piece's. Yes, Twinn even all the broken piece's! It break's my heart to know that someone I care for && have the up most respect for is in pain for whatever reason, even if its over a guy that doesnt even begin to deserve her time let alone her tear's. But even though all of that she is still one of the most vibrant && beautiful people I know :) && I feel sorry for the fool who doesnt see
Twin Intervention
Twin Intervention "For Amanda" Awakened by an Angel Two lives bound by love Doors of possibilities unlocked Chains of discontent weakened Your unwavering faith alters my essence... Granting me the key to your heart My palms touching your face Brings tears of magic to our love soaked souls Our breath becomes one; passion prevails Embraces melt matter and time Body and soul intertwine, ensuring our existence We lay motionless, gaze fixed Two live eternally as one jskins
Twins
Fridays day game might as well be handed to Kansas! AAA Rochester will be calling Garza back. It was a full day at the Dome watching baseball. The first game sucked a donkeys ass however the night game FUCKING AMAZING!! Had great seats for both games. We got all done up in our Twins stuff and it was a day of drinking beer and watching baseball. Cant think of a better way to spend my day off!! Even though they cant play worth shit!
Twinkle....
That twinkle in your eye, happiness in your voice, In that very first look, before me laid a choice. Do I run away in fear, or stand strong near you, As the days went by deep down I knew, I had to pursue. Days and weeks went by, and our friendship grew and grew, I started to realize how much I cared and the feeling was new. A hug that I never wanted to end, a moment never to pass, Fear of what I had found suddenly shattering like glass. Not knowing what to say I try so hard to hide this feeling, Afraid I will push you away while I know your Healing. What words or actions can I use to show you that I care, Without your mind thinking I'm pushing or not being fair. Over this time I have been lucky to have got to know the real you, So many words describe you, beautiful, with a heart oh so true. Although I know many secrets we both hold and hide, Someday I hope you feel safe enough with me to confide. I love the way we are together, and how easily you mak
Twins
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of Course," replies the second man. Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man. "I graduated in '65." "This is unbelievable!," the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '65, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?," he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the ba
Twincest #2
Note: you should read "how I found out I like girls" first. So I already told you about how me and my sister first became sexual with each other but I thought you'd like to hear some of the klinky things we did together. After that first shower experiance you can bet we had many others. We took showers together all the time (even on weekends when we had time to take seperate ones) and each one was sexier and kinkier than the last. One morning we were in the shower and Stephanie was on her knees licking my pussy when I told her to stop for a minute. I needed to get out of the shower. She asked me why and I told her I needed to pee. She said, "why silly, you are already in the shower and besides I want to watch" That turned me on even more and while Steph was fingering herself still on her knees I staretes to pee. I must have had to go more than I thought because it accidently shot out and splashed on her boobs. She gasped and said she orgasmed as soon as it hit her.
The Twins
Well today has been five years since i lost my first son. He has a twin brother that was born a week and a half after him. I miss them alot and think about them everyday. Lately alot of people have been asking me what happened. Well this is what happened. I got pregnant obviously. Me and my ex husband found out on August 18th. Happy Bday too me. Two days after my birthday anyways. So i went to the doctor and they did the ultrasound and they told us we were having twins. I looked at them like yah right u are crazy im not having twins, but yah i was. 19 and having twins.Pregnancy went really good until the day of October 20th,2002. I was at home and my water broke. I didn't think nothing of it at first. Went to the hospital and they said they were gonna transfer me to another hospital cause they thought my water broke. So they transfered me there. They did a bunch of tests had me on the baby monitors and all that.Did the ultrasound and said right there is the sac. I was like ok they are
Twin Flame
So if Soul Mates are our spiritual family, what are Twin Flames? Twin Flames are ourselves in another body. When Souls chose to enter into physicality, they were split into masculine and feminine aspects. Please note, I did not say male and female, because throughout our incarnations, we will be in both genders of bodies. When we first leave the Light to enter into physicality, we will connect with our Twin Flame. This is done so we will not feel so totally alone in the human experience. After this we go our separate ways and grow lifetime after lifetime in experience and wisdom until we are ready to break free of the bonds of physicality and mortality. When we have reached this stage we have the opportunity to reconnect with our “other half” or Twin Flame. The chances are that we meet our Twin Flame briefly in many lifetimes, but one or both of us are not ready for the intensity of this connection. When both halves of the whole are ready to come back together and meet they will discov
Twinkle Twinkle
Twinkle twinkle little star You should know what you are And once you know what you are Mental hospital is not so far.
Twin Souls
Twins Souls "And when one of them meets with his other half, the actual half of himself, the pair are lost in an amazement of love and friendship and intimacy and one will not be out of the other's sight even for a moment." The moment your soul was created it possessed male-female, ying-yang polarity and energy. God's love for you made sure that these two forces of consciousness, the masculine and feminine, would be bound together throughout eternity. The two halves have been called twin souls, twin vibrations, twin rays or twin flames. Said another way, you only have one twin aspect of your soul in the entire universe who vibrates at the same frequency of light that you do. This is quite an awesome thought. However, the story is a bit more involved than this simple explanation. As mentioned elsewhere, soon after our souls were created we left the joy and bliss of the Absolute to enter and experience the universe. Originally we were ONE complete soul, one family, one Being. Th
Twins Reunited After 35yrs Apart
To meet them today you would imagine that they had known each other all their lives. They share an easy intimacy that belies the fact that identical twins Elyse Schein and Paula Bernstein spent their first 35 years in total ignorance of the other's existence. They were given up for adoption to separate families as part of an experiment in the US to discover how identical twins would react to being raised in different family backgrounds. Neither set of adoptive parents knew the babies were part of a study or that they had been born twins. The research project took place under the guidance of a leading US child psychologist with the co-operation of prestigious New York adoption agency Louise Wise Services. It wasn't until Elyse Schein contacted the agency in 2003 to find out more details about her birth that the truth began to emerge. "I received a letter that said: 'You were born on 9th October 1968 at 12.51 pm, the younger of twin girls.' It was unbelievable. Suddenly another element o
"twin Souls"
I get a pleasant, warm surprise when I look into your eyes. When your lips touch mine, Softly and smoothly, like rich wine, It’s a heavenly sign That you’re simply mine- A true beauty that’s so rare, You open my soul’s eyes to stare At how loving you are - A Heavenly Body sent from afar; My dearest friend - my love, my soul-mate, My Heart’s Desire from Loving Fate. ======================================== [Copyright © 2008, written by Jamie Shawn Tan. All Rights Reserved.] Photo located at: http://members.cruzio.com/~zerocity/v1n3/soul.gif
Twinkies And Root Beer
Twinkies and Root Beer --Author Unknown A little boy wanted to meet God. He knew it was a long trip to where God lived, so he packed his suitcase with Twinkies and a six-pack of Root Beer and he started his journey. When he had gone about three blocks, he met an elderly man. The man was sitting in the park just feeding some pigeons. The boy sat down next to him and opened his suitcase. He was about to take a drink from his root beer when he noticed that the man looked hungry, so he offered him a Twinkie. The man gratefully accepted it and smiled at boy. His smile was so pleasant that the boy wanted to see it again, so he offered him a root beer. Again, the man smiled at him. The boy was delighted! They sat there all afternoon eating and smiling, but they never said a word. As it grew dark, the boy realized how tired he was and he got up to leave, but before he had gone more than a few steps, he turned around, ran back to the man, and gave him a hug.
Twining Roses, Dripping Blood
Roses twine in this darkened place. The are only two... only two roses that dare grow in this darkness. One black and one red. The roses growing through this darkness twine with every inch. ... It spills... every drop... down to the last... ... Their thorns grow every one sharper than the last, one for every sin one for every love... ... It hurts so much... this pain... your blood is... dripping from my hands... ... The black rose now as tall as the red shows its pitch black pedals as they shine off the light. The red now as tall as the black gives off a scarlet glow. .... why did u do it? it hurts......... im not gonna make it.... tell her.... i loved her...... ....... both twined now and forever.
Twins
they r very funny sometimes but really i get very frustrated with them so quickly there on this crap about not listening and i get really mad sometimes and have to get away from them .
Twins News: Liriano Expected To Make Debut Friday
This is great news for me and hopefully great news for my ball team too! Everyone's been holding their breath since the guy underwent Tommy John surgery back in the 2006 offseason. And now he's back on the field, and looking good so far! Here's the story from mlb.com. Twins left-hander feels great after Tuesday's BP session By Kelly Thesier / MLB.com FORT MYERS, Fla. -- It's game time for Francisco Liriano. Following another successful batting practice session, the Twins left-hander is expected to make his debut in a Spring Training game on Friday. He threw about 45 pitches in his session on Tuesday morning. And afterward, he reported that he feels ready for the next step in his progress. "I didn't feel any pain, any soreness at all," Liriano said. "I feel real good." Pitching coach Rick Anderson said that as long as Liriano doesn't suffer any setbacks, the plan is to have him pitch in one of the club's two split-squad games on Friday. Click here for the full article.
'twinsmama'
'twinsmama' Another lame ass downrater. She added my "Sending You A Wave Of Love" tag to her favorites and then rated it a 4, then changed it to an 9. Should add her to my Ph*@ktards blog too lmao! Anyways, her links are below. View Downrater Block Downrater Leave Comment For Downrater
1800 Twin Turbo Chevelle
Jim Beadling's Twin Turbo 1966 Chevelle makes 1800
Twins
Today i went through a sadden experience but then i found out more about myself. I found out that me..Well the other week i dropped my cell on the phone and the flip part of my phone was almost all the way disconnected from my phone but useable.Then today i dropped it again and it totally broke and no there is no use of it.Now me my cell phone are twins...WE BOTH ARE BROKE!!!!! LOL
Twin Spires
Throughout the world, the Twin Spires are a recognized landmark that has become symbolic to Churchill Downs and "the greatest two minutes in sports", the Kentucky Derby. Constructed in 1895, the Spires were the creation of a twenty-four-year-old draftsman, Joseph Dominic Baldez, who was asked to draw the plans for Churchill Downs' new Grandstand. Originally the plans did not include the Spires, but as the young Baldez continued work on his design, he felt the structure needed something to give it a striking appearance. Described as towers in the original drawing, the hexagonal spires exemplify late nineteenth century architecture, in which symmetry and balance took precedence over function. Although Baldez designed many other structures in Louisville, the Twin Spires remain as an everlasting monument to the architect. Former Churchill Downs President Matt J. Winn is reported to have told Baldez, "Joe when you die there's one monument that will never be taken down, the Twin Sp
Twin Sister
hey you all, i would like all of my friends to meet my twin sister teri0270...so her as much love as you all have shown me please.
Twin Souls
Awakened by an Angel Two lives bound as one Doors of possibilities unlocked Chains of discontent weakened Unwavering faith alters essence Caressing the surrender of wills My hands on your face... Bring tears of magic to our love soaked souls Passion prevails; breath becomes one Embraces melt matter and time Body and soul intertwine ensuring existence We lay motionless, immersed in heartlight Our eyes express the predestined reality of true love jskins
Twinkle, Twinkle...lil Star :)
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Twins!!!!
I'm so scared an I can't begin to tell anyone just how afraid I am. I want to cry, curl up in a ball,just drive off an never look back, I feel like someone punched me in the stomach an said ha ha the fucking jokes on you and all I can do while fear eats my ass up is vent in this crazy blog!!! its been 22 years since I diapered or nursed a child an knowing that one was coming was overwhelming enough but to see that second lil quite person laying on his side hidden from sight by his rowdy sister was so overwhelming tears failed to come to my eyes. have u ever been so scared all the spit dried up in your mouth? well mine did an as I told my BFF the news I just choked up an all I could tell Mrkeepitreal was I'm sorry like I made the babies on purpose to torture him an make his life a living hell (lol). ok I felt dramatic tears well in my eyes when he told me how HAPPY he was an I lashed out in sheer frustration all I could think of wa ssure ur fucking happy your not going to spend 28 fucki
"twin Cities"
The curtains are open, as the moon light reflects off of the downtown lake and we're so excited to meet someone we've been chatting with who’s interested and you’ve been fantasizing about two dicks for quite some time now so I finally make your fantasy a reality for you.   He cums to the room, and you and I are already hot, rubbing and grinding; making out and horny. Your creamy wet pussy and my throbbing cock dripping of precum.  He cums in, and kneels down before us.....you and I stay sitting at the edge of the bed and he immediately grabs my dick, willingly, licks around the head, and takes me in his mouth. His right hand is stroking your inner thighs as you start to grind on the bed. He lets go of my throbbing cock and moves over to you and starts licking your pussy. You start to love it more and more while moaning my name.  I crawl up to you on the bed lying over you in a sideways position, we kiss and I slowly caress your body, sucking your nipples as you reach under my
Twinle Twinkle Little Star
Twinkle twinkle little star from you my love i wont be far. Up above the sky so high you'll be the twinkle in my eye. Look to the sky and make a wish knowing that it's you that i miss you i love and you i see when bright stars shine there light on me. For when you lookinto the sky sometimes the stars don't seem to high. Before your off to bed at night dream of me by our starlight make a wish that could come true know that i am dreaming of you of wanting you badly here with me in my heart you'll always be. So don't just give up when dreams seem so far just look up and find a star.
The Twin Towers Fell!!!
9/11 2001........8.45 am.....a very sunny morning in Manhatten......just like any normal September morning....but in the space of 1 minute, something happened that changed the course of history forever!!! They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old; Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning We will remember them. Do you remember where you were and what you were doing?
Twins Sweep White Sox, Move Into First Place
By DAVE CAMPBELL, AP Sports Writer 30 minutes ago Minnesota Twins shortstop Nick Punto, second left, is welcomed by teammates Joe Mauer, Brian Buscher, and Joe Nathan, from left, after he scored the winning run during the 10th inning of a baseball game against the Chicago White Sox on Thursday, Sept. 25, 2008 in Minneapolis. The Twins won 7-6. MINNEAPOLIS (AP)—Alexi Casilla singled in the winning run in the 10th inning Thursday night and the Minnesota Twins beat the Chicago White Sox 7-6 to move into first place in the AL Central by a half-game. Casilla’s soft hit into short center off Bobby Jenks (3-1) scored Nick Punto and led to a wild celebration on the field at the Metrodome, capping a three-game sweep by the Twins. Joe Nathan (1-2) pitched two perfect innings for the victory, part of a Minnesota bullpen that totaled 6 1-3 scoreless innings and surrendered only two hits. Carlos Gomez made up for a costly defensive mistake during a six-run fourth by the White Sox—who
The T'win Triplets, Pt. 1
It wasn't the best of times or the worst of times, it was just an average time. Mediocrity ruled the land; and the hearts and minds of the citizens. The farmers planted just enough seeds to ensure a harvest that would feed the townsfolk. The hunters killed just enough game to feed themselves while out in the wilderness and to trade for a moderate amount of grain from the farmers and just the bare minimum of arrows needed for the hunts from the bowyers in the towns. The townsfolk crafted just enough clothing and household goods to ensure that they and the farmers' families had one outfit to wear while another was washed. Everybody had one chair. Oddly enough the father's chair was usually too hard, and the mother's chair was usually too soft, but the baby's chair was just right. Everybody liked one another; in a tepid sort of way. Love was unknown, but so was hatred. And then a Stranger arrived. She came in the middle of a moonlit night. It wasn't your average night. It was the ni
Twinkie Anyone?
How to clone a Twinkie - with Todd Wilbur @ Yahoo! Video kinda interesting! But after you buy the ingredients and tin foil..etc.. you can buy a box!
Twinkle Little Star
Once there was a tiny star who was feeling sad and so mother moon asked why. The little star said "because who will notice me, there are so many stars in the sky, I want to be like the sun, the god of the day that everyone worships, and to give the world much love that flowers can grow by my influence". Mother Moon then said "but then the people of earth would have two suns, one by day and one by night, and they would burn up and would be unable to cool down in the blessing of the night. But worry not little star, for as you work together as a collective with all the other stars, and with me, then you are giving the earth people the light then need to make it through the night, that they will have all of you to wish upon, and find hope in".
The Twin Soul
Like the sun shinning all around Like the rain pouring upon the ground Like the wind blowing through the air, I look in my heart and see it there. You are the light by which I shine You are the air for the breathes that are mine You are the rain that helps me grow and I want you to know with every moment that we share I look in my heart and see it there. you are the one who makes me whole, you are the twin to my soul.
Twin
Apparently I look like this chick  
Twinkle
        Her eyes they twinkle, yet scream out in pain. Her life troubled, but fair. Haunting and frightful images she does bare. Thoughts of terror and torment they do reign. Your heart I do see, for to a trail of tears it does lead. Broken and forgotten an eternity it will remain. Her soul twisted and drained, lost and outta control. Control and faded, her lyf pitiful and jaded. Her aura completely dark, lost and dreary. Lyf fadin fast, leaving her weak and weary.   This life I see standin in front of me, wasted and lost completely stricken from thee.   Good night sweet princess, may winged demons bring you to there eternal restin below, to there skies.
Twine
Twine about me like the feelings from a favorite song And light my eyes like the beauty of a Perfect Dawn Sing to me of forevermore a song of joy, a song of sorrow A song of endless love upon the morrow me
Twin Towers & Support Our Troops & Video I Feel Says A Lot
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Twin Towers
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Twin, Clone, Or A Carbon Copy
She had to be a twin, clone, or a carbon copy. Same legs, butt, tummy, boobs, and hair. Quite taken and never gave her any recognition. Wrote a email and said the above but added that, the guy riding shotgun, could care less about her. Meaning this twin before me and beautiful as she is she held the door for me. Odd, I thought because other beautiful ladies have done the same and I said in the mail it has to be my age. Getting old. Yes, telemitsu is genuine and I am not only a member of The Order but others a little bit more heavy. The Order anyone can join and as long as you put up with it, advance, who knows learn something? Maybe not? Even with The Order after a certain position is reached any teaching stops at this level. Most are happy with that and stay at this level. Show me what you got and join The Order and try for about two years. Rosicrucian Order AMORC in San Jose, CA. Beyond that your on your own. I'm not saying bo-peep. Silence is what allowed me the freedom and placed m
Twink Leaves His Skateboard For A Nice Jerk-off
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Twin Souls
This brings us to one of the strangest concepts concerning soul relationships, that of "Twin Souls." As we have already seen, a soul possesses both the male and female forces within itself prior to entering the duality of the Earth. As the soul enters the world it usually selects one of its two sexual natures and projects the unique characteristics of this sex while incarnate. As difficult as it may be to understand, the unmanifested sexual part of our soul can actually incarnate at the same time we do. In other words, our soul, which is much more complex than we have imagined, is capable of separating its dual sexual nature into two separate and distinct entities, one male and the other female, and each of these two entities can incarnate into the Ear
Twin.
Twin. You entered my life, like a star burst, Bright and beautiful but guaranteed to burn out. You lit up my night with a sun-heat tragedy That brought me to my knees. The other half of myself. Even in darkness, made for me, my own personal poetic suicide.
Twin Hh's
Justa and I are having HH's! Where: Fubar. duh. When: This Friday Justa @ 5pm Futime Mel @ 6pm Futime Make sure you're there with bells on! Wonder Twin Hoar Powers Activated! justa@ fubar MEL@ fubar   Please share this blog. Thank you.
Twinkle
Twinkle Twinkle, Twinkle, Falling tears cutting will release my fears, carefully,blood does pour out fast, they'll stain the years that have now passed, twinkle twinkle falling tears scars will tattoo all my years
The Twinkie That Broke The Economy’s Back?
Michael SnyderEconomic CollapseNov 19, 2012 Can you hear that sound?  It is the sound of the air being let out of the economy.  Since the election, there has been a massive tsunami of layoffs and business failures.  Of course the company that is making the biggest headlines right now is Hostess.  On Monday, Hostess will be in a New York bankruptcy courtroom as it begins the process of liquidating itself.  Needless to say, Twinkie lovers all over America are horrified.  Many are running out to grocery stores and hoarding as many as they can find, and some online sellers are already listing boxes of 10 Twinkies for as much as $10,000 on auction websites such as eBay.  Well, there is really no reason to panic.  It is very likely that another company will purchase the Twinkie brand and continue to produce them.  In fact, it is already being rumored that a Mexican company may have the inside track.  But even though the Twinkie may survive, the failure of Hostess is yet another sign of how
Twinkle More
As I wonder why your finger tips, Can't touch me or my body or my lips. I start yearning for only you, someone I have dreamed about loving all that you can do. Ever second that I am asleep, I find myself lost while you are close and deep. Inside the heat that is waiting, for you to enter but I understand you debating. I ask you not to flee, just to spend time in love with only me. As our shine grows, it will out shine the love anyone knows. If I could open my door, and just let you in I might twinkle more.
Twinkling Stars - Angel Isaacs
Oh, the darker the nightThe brighter the morningI don't want to complainlike the Israelitesin the wildernessThe darker the nightThe brighter the gloryBut Dear Fatherwould you point out to meyour Twinkling Stars?You've lead me out of Egypt and we're going to a better landBut in between the two of them is hot and burning sandYou've got me way out in the wilderness my throat is getting dryI'm tired and sore and hungry and I know I'm gonna cry.I know the story well, my Lord, and I'm willing to follow onI'll hold your hand - I'll try so hard to even hold my tongue.I'm sure that there are others who have gone through so much moreBut please feel what I'm feeling cause I can't take any more.When the night is at its' blackest then your dawn is emphasizedWhen your children follow through the night Your works are glorifiedI know that you'll be proud of me if I can keep my trust in you.But, Daddy, I need some twinkling stars - just a few would do.Copyright 1988 Angel Isaacs All Rights Reserved
Twinkle, Twinkle Stiff..
Sing in the rythnm of Twinkle Twinkle little Star::: Twinkle Twinkle stiff dick, how I wonder how long is your prick. Up inside my walls so high, how you gave me my wonderous pride. Twinkle Twinkle stiff dick, how I wonder for you to cum and quick.
Twinkle, Twinkle Lucky Star - Merle Haggard
Twinkle, twinkle lucky starCan you send me luck from where you areCan you make a rainbow shine that farTwinkle, twinkle lucky star.Can you really make a wish come trueAnd do you shine on just a chosen fewIs it over, have I gone to farTwinkle, twinkle lucky starLike two ships on the ocean, we drifted apartAnd you found an island at seaI'm still adrift with this pain in my heartWon't you send her sweet love back to meTwinkle, twinkle lucky starTwinkle, twinkle lucky starCan you send me luck from where you areCan you make a rainbow shine that farTwinkle, twinkle lucky star.
Twisted ~ Sept 06
Twisted I've waited for what seemed forever to talk to you Tears ran down my face I was sad and happy all at once when you finally came to me you have me all twisted up inside I could tell you still care I would have seen it in your eyes if I could have looked at your face I know how you felt and know what you mean and I understood all too well you have me all twisted up inside We couldn't spend all the time in the world our lives being so far apart... there was so much more I wanted to say to you so much more I had to share with you but there wasn't time and I felt maybe even the wrong time you have me all twisted up inside All I know is this I need you to take a leap with me I need you to just take a chance I need you to try to understand and hope what you've said is true and most of all I need to know what's within your heart for me today you have me all twisted up inside I know within my soul I love you I know that all I want is you and the
Twisting And Turning
Mixing and matching, Twisting and turning, Hoping and praying, Dreaming and considering, Never knowing yet always knowing, Wanting to, yet not wanting to, Mixing my heart, Matching my soul to yours, Twisting fate with the flick of the wrist, Turning my life over, Hoping that it would end, Praying that it never would stop, Thinking it was over, Wishing that it wasn't, Dreaming of its coming, Considering letting it steal within Never knowing if it's true, Always knowing that it's there. Wanting to live in the light, Not wanting the light to come, The love of another The dreams of someone close, Remembering what you used to feel, Can it come back if you pray so?
*~*twisted~*~
Tounges twisted, ravaged slaughtered like pigs. Torn into two universes. Blindly she shuffles through the night, trying to find some source of light, through the darkness she sees a blue flame, she reaches out to it, but it fades away. Scared, alone she searches frantically for that lite to bring her back into sight. She hears a horrible scream, not just any scream, Sharp, high pitched, blood gurgglen scream. Its coming towards her, she begins to run frightend of whats to come. Tears streaming down her face as her heart begins to race. Her innocence she still has, not for long says the man. She hears him now, feels his breath apon her neck. There it is, that blue flame, she sees it know, no time to waste, she runs towards the light arms stretched out into the dark night. screaming with all of her might. She's so close she can feel the warmth, he's behind her but not so close, Almost there just a little further, then a shove, she falls, so close it burns. He's got her, she screams but n
Twisted Cherry
This twisted cherry thing is not what I thought. Ya'll know I'm virginic and stuff and now my cherry is all twisted up. Penelope is screaming. What shall I do. Happy Saturday!!
Twister
So I was twisting my nipples in circles, because that's what people do these days, when all of a sudden a secret door opened up in my stomach and a little man came out and kicked me in the nuts. So I squished him. I think his name was Bob. That is what his Wal-Mart nametag said anyway.
Twisted Is Right!
Yay! Made it to twisted, the most appropriate title for me, I think. It's too bad I can't halt it there so I can keep the title.
Twisted!!
MASTER YOUR SO TWISTED !! EVERY CUT YOU MAKE, EVERY MARK YOU MAKE, EVERY DROP OF BLOOD YOU TAKE, EVERY SCREAM YOU YANK, IS AS TWISTED AS YOU. EVERY TWIST YOU MAKE ON ME TURNS ME IN TO YOUR ART!! MASTER AS TWISTED AS YOU ARE, YOU ARE NOT AS TWISTED AS I !! YOUR LITTLE WORK OF ART!! No,this is not about anyone but me,I do not have a master,I just have me!!
Twisted Circle...
Twisted
twisted like a string fibers stretched working free fearing to let loose seeing the separation seeing the distance grow twisted up in a knot with no where to go feeling the pain begin the tears flow hoping for a miracle to show seeing my destiny sadden by what it means twisted how can it be so
The Twist
It's the Spring of 1957 and Paddy goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Ciara's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he says. "That's cool," says Paddy. Ciara's father asks Paddy what they're planning to do. Paddy replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie. Ciara's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally, this comes as quite a surprise to Paddy, so he asks Ciara's dad to repeat it. "Yeah," says Ciara's father, "Ciara really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!" Well, this just made Paddy's eyes light up, and his plan for the evening was beginning to look pretty good. A few minutes later, Ciara comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Paddy escorts his date out the
Twisted
twisted Current mood: crushed Remember these simple words we said how dear they were ? Remember how you trembled when you put the ring on my finger ? I remember every bit how i looked , who was there every thing . what are these words ? these vows ,or promises ?are they real? im doubtful . day after day i pray to god for you to want to care , to want me . im discarded over and over again . passed on for better times with other things. "I, _______, take you, ________, for my lawful wife/husband, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and health, until death do us part." Ihave stuck by you in the worse and the best times , when you ve walked away from me . when your ill ive held your hand . "I, _______, take you, ________, to be my husband/wife. I promise to be true to you in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health. I will love and honor you all the days of my life."
Twisted Tied Bound
Twisted and tied... bound and ready to ride... Spank that ass till it's red... it eagerly awaits my head... the penetration is deep and swift... you exhale as my thrusts lift... Moans escape your lips, and a little whine... you back into me as I fuck that ass so fine... Your pussy is wet and your nipples are hard... I whisper shit in your ear that leaves you scarred... Your mind now a total mess... as I fuck you, you feel blessed... Moans become screams as passion abounds... as my motions hasten there are no frowns...
Twisted Apart
ever know someone who drives you crazy completely controls your mind you pour you heart out to them an they twist your words up take them in an throw them down at your feet hurting you so but not even realizing what they did then tormenting you with words of love an lust ever know how it feels to be twisted apart
Twista
Twisted Beginnings
I have realized in the past that my first opinion of someone is never wrong. I would stress that alot of people, especially those of us on the internet have forgotten our manners, and have just plain went crazy. We say things we would not say in real life and do things we would not do in real life. I say be who you are because nobody else is like you. You are one of a kind and that can never be taken away. Fight for what you believe in, and always be honest in all that you do. Life is life and it has a funny way of smacking you in the face once in a while and litterally knocking you on your ass. Life is to short for grudges, anger and bitterness. It all ends after a while, and we all end sooner or later. I have learned that if you live with twisted beginnings you will become twisted in the end.So instead see what is before you and love those who hate you and hold your children nearer to your heart everyday. Love is the way to conquer all fear, hate, and bitterness. LOVE is t
Twisted....
Woot, I'm a twisted cherry already! Thanks to everyone who rated me a 10 to get me where I am. Luvins to ya all!
Twisted By Keith Sweat
Twisted Fate
Can this love Be strong enough To abolish hate? And the fire That burns inside Will your touch sedate? And when I see you standing there Perfect face, perfect hair I love you more, become aware To be with you is fate But now I see As it goes You've fallen away The pain is building Longing grows Why won't you stay? I know I'm nothing, I'm not gifted I lie in wait, my hurt not lifted And my whole self, on you I've shifted But you push me away
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Twisted
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Twisted Ramblings.
So, I've been sick with this garbage since Thanksgiving, but thankfully, I'm on the mend. My doctors are happy with the results thus far, which is good. The bad news? I let my exercise slide during this time. Last week or so, I became so motivated that I slipped my gym shorts on! Oh, yeah! I was proud of myself. The day after that, I was so motivated by the fact that I'd slipped into my gym shorts the day before that I slipped on my gym shorts and actually exercised. I did a spot of cardio and a wee bit of strength training. Don't worry. I didn't go all out. I did a piddlin' ten miles at a very leisurely pace and some rowing and the like. Something like thirty miles per hour, so you can see I didn't jump into it. I feel it's important to gradually ease yourself into something of that nature after time off and especially if you're brand new! Anyway, on to my strength training. I like to use body weight exercises, but I really and truly hate push-ups. Don't ask me why. I
Twisted By Keith Sweat
Twisted&torn
Well here I am, a little better than the day before Pages lay empty all twisted and torn Her I am picking myself up Just to knock myself back on the floor Every time I scream its over Always screaming nevermore Time after time I wish I heard you calling But wish as I may it never turns out right So I sit here wondering what to do Trying not to think so maybe I can write Still all these lines get filled With all my thoughts of you I know you’re out there somewhere Under these same stars as I They all shine down so bright And I cant help but wonder what your thinking In the middle of this summers night Now my thoughts drift towards heaven Just wondering what it’s like Wondering if I’ll make it there And if so will you be by my side Are lives go on and on With the day’s just ticking by I’ll wait and see what happens next In the middle of this summers night Now I’ll lay myself down in bed Hope I know will watch me until I fall asleep Who knows what wi
Twisted Emotions
My mind is blank for twisted emotions I don't quite know how to feel Everything right now is so fucked up And I don't know what to do Fucked up I'm feeling fucked up In this hateful world Maybe I'm just twisted Twisted emotions The sky above me turns from blue to black What is this crawling up my back I can feel it sinking in my skin I must not let this thing get in Fucked up I'm feeling fucked up In this hateful world Maybe I'm just twisted Twisted emotions As I walk into the endless grey There's something behind me making me pay I turn around to see Nothing, but an eternity of pain
Twisted Obsession
This pain that Im living in is starting to break me within The thoughts that rush through my mind Your always two steps behind When I close my eyes to shut them out Its your voice inside shouting out I want you, I taste you I breathe you, I love you I miss you, I need you I hate you, I seethe you I cry you, I die you I bleed for you, I live for you This sorrow that wraps arounds me is choking me, wont let me be The stabs in my heart, lashing out You put them there, thats what their about When I cut myself to remind myself I breathe Its your face, denying me, it wont leave!! I want you, I taste you I breathe you, I crave you I miss you, I yearn for you I hate you, I despise you I cry you, I die you I bleed for you, I die for you This death looms all around me blinding me, I can no longer see Alls I can hear is the sound your voice, I know your around I lift my hand, take my last breath I feel your touch, now all is death I want you, I taste y
Twisted Life
do you see there twisted eyes?and watch and laugh at normal life?do they smell the rain coming ,in there office cell? or feel the sun warm there face on a winters day,do you see all the colors of a setting sun,or set your ass on the couch for this evenings bad news and lies,to make you feel glad your trapped in your house safe.do you see everyone as someone who might hurt you?or know everybodys a pyscho killer ,but still wanna know why?and another thing,pets make good friends,but you fucked when ya need a ride to the airport.so if youve read this far and understand any of this ,god help you,and you may be twisted,write in tommy chong for president. goodnight and peace to all chip
The Twist
When a twister a-twisting will twist him a twist, For the twisting of his twist, he three twines doth intwist; But if one of the twines of the twist do untwist, The twine that untwisteth untwisteth the twist. Untwirling the twine that untwisteth between, He twirls, with his twister, the two in a twine; Then twice having twisted the twines of the twine, He twitcheth the twice he had twined in twain. The twain that in twining before in the twine, As twines were intwisted he now doth untwine; Twist the twain inter-twisting a twine more between, He, twirling his twister, makes a twist of the twine.
Twisted Fate
Twisted fate Thou hast not seen the worst of dreams worlds betwixt in hate mortals dammed to twisted fate yet i see darkness of dreams from heaven and hell it seems lost in their mortal fate consumed by darkness of hate.
Twister
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Twistin The Night Away
Let me tell you 'bout a place somewhere up in New York ways Where the people are so gay twisting the night away. Here they have a lot of fun puttin' trouble on the run Man you'll find the old and young twisting the night away. Twisting twisting everybody's doing great Man they're twisting twisting twisting the night away. Here's a fellow in blue jeans who's dancing with an older queen Drolled up in her diamond rings twisting the night away. Oh man you ought to see her go twisting to the rock and roll Man there ain't nothing like twisting the night away. Twisting twisting everybody's feeling great . . . Twisting twisting everybody's doing great . . . Here's a man in evening clothes how he got there I don't know Oh man you ought to see him go twisting the night away. He's dancing with a chick in slacks that chicks moving up and back Oh man there ain't nothing like twisting the night away. Twisting twisting everybody's doing
Twist Of Fate...
It's always when you are in the dark that a light comes and shine trough.... I have been sick, I mean really sick.... Been in and out of the hospital for my heart. It's been scary. Not knowing what is going on and if you need surgery or not. And the worst part is when the Dr told me that I couldn't have children because my body wouldn't handle it and it could kill me... I felt like dying... The only thing that I was hoping for, my dream was taking away from me... Then, a miracle happened. My Dr. called me back this morning saying that they have found a way to heal my heart. A way that leaves no scaring tissue, no scar... And it will give me my dream back! A little surgery that will fix the hole in my heart, that will stop the pain in my chest... A little surgery that will give me back my life!!
Twister Anyone?
Can you tell I have gotten to the point of boredom to think of useless ways to spend my time while covered in snow?
Twists And Turns
Life certainly takes some interesting turns every so often. Especially when you think you have it all figured out. Life steps in and shifts your perspective, then it's back to the proverbial drawing board. Such a twist occurs, when at the top of your game, whatever that may be. Then without warning, your whole world is turned upside down, while left scratching you head in bewilderment asking yourself "what happened? Where exactly did I go wrong?" Ironically I find that such change is extremely beneficial. Resistance had only kept me stagnant, a big fish in a small pond. As a creature of habit, I tend to resist change. Yet I find it is an essential element to a dynamic, existence and satasfaction in the drudgery of life.
"twisting Fate..you Can Change For The Better, No Matter How Old You Are."
"You're too bashful. You're too emotional. you see the bad before the good. Then reality sets in about your goals for the new you. People don't change,right? We're hard wired. Personality, intelligence, ability, it's all set at an early age. Personality in particular. It's just the way you are. One of your "attributes" might get in the way of a better life, but why try to fight it and fail? In its study of personality, psychologists often peg the age of jellying as early as 5 and as late as 30. In other words, adults past there 20's should just forget about making meaningful changes. Well, chin up. Several personality psychologists of late say the "set in stone" premise is gone too far. Research is showing that individuals' personalities do change over time, the personality change is on going. Most important, they say motivated people with the right outlook and some common sense strategies can tweak their traits to make them work better for them. Here's how Caro
Twisted.....
When ...... it comes to this.... a twisted kiss.... a stage that never stops.... The westward pain... love and shame... and the pain ... it never comes to a full stop... Trap or drowned...... you ... my passion.. you my... poision.. Fallen from grace.. the birth of new growth.. aloneness to feed.. To the everlasting wonderment of depths.... yet into new daze i crawl... to the passage of post mort.... to nothing i wander...
Twisted
I wanna be TWISTED!!! I need 519 points..I feel like I ben stuck here forever.. I dont get the time I use to so PLEASE Help me get TWISTED!! I hear it was vetter then getting BENT!!! lol
A Twisted Tale
As she sits by a fire alone in the woods drinking a decadent tea The beast of the shadows has crept up from behind as he grabs her ignores her plea His captive now bound hangs from a limb a tasty treat to be sure A strange mix of excitement adds to her fears as she expects his thoughts are impure Relieved of her clothes unable to move feeling the trace of his claw Along with the fear a tremble of pleasure is what in her eyes he saw Excitement abounds so he takes her down and trusses her over a stump Her breasts on the ground her knees tied to her waist perfectly exposing her rump So vulnerable a sight by the campfires light he must have a little taste As his tongue slips in her moans begin her pleasure mounting in haste Caught up in her trance by the firelights dance enter this morsel he must With her screams of pleasure as he gives his full measure delivered in passionate thrusts Reward of fulfillment born from restraint is something
Twisted Sex Tuesday!
Twisted Sex Tuesday! Hey all you wonderful cherries just wanted to know I have started sumthing new its called twisted sex tuesday and I will be posting at least one new winner every week. So what is twisted sex tuesday? well let me tell ya, every Tuesday I will be excepting PM's (privet Messages) from any one who wishes to enter. I will give away a prize each week to the winner. Winning storys will be posted on Wenesdays here. How do you win? easy send me an erotic tale of your sex adventures. Yes you can make one up if you want but the real ones are usualy way better. I will also post a few good ones a week but only for those that do not mind if you do not want yours posted for any reason just leave a little note at the bottom of your story. So now all ya need is a wild story may be you already have one and if not why not go find your suggnificant other or a freind hell evan a stranger will work, and make one. LMAO!!! Thanx, and have fun, S~E~X~Y
Twisted Sister---i Wanna Rock
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Twisted Radio
Hey hey all im on air now come join me in what i think is the best lounge on ct.*twisted radio* and show me some love...come have some fun request some songs.. Click the image below to come to twisted radio.
Twist Of Fate
Twist of fate.... The rage has begun What once was tolerable now has become extinct A ravine of great distance The storm begins brewing Nothing in it's path will be spared A clash between the old and new transforms time A break of the pattern You take what's mine I will define the pain you feel inside The rain falls on my head Misery is all but complete I laugh even in defeat At the smallest twist of fate No one seems to embrace at all
Twisting And Turning
Mixing and matching, Twisting and turning, Hoping and praying, Dreaming and considering, Never knowing yet always knowing, Wanting to, yet not wanting to, Mixing my heart, Matching my soul to yours, Twisting fate with the flick of the wrist, Turning my life over, Hoping that it would end, Praying that it never would stop, Thinking it was over, Wishing that it wasn't, Dreaming of its coming, Considering letting it steal within Never knowing if it's true, Always knowing that it's there. Wanting to live in the light, Not wanting the light to come, The love of another The dreams of someone close, Remembering what you used to feel, Can it come back if you pray so? © Andi 2007
Twisted Bitch.
Twisted
Boiling black pitch Burns from outside Deeper than a graveyard ditch Lies the darkness within No regrets for my deeds For what I say or do I must fulfill my needs Of which there are very few Yet they always hammer or drill Like I ask for the sun and moon Of this I've had my fill They'll learn the hard way soon So let them sneer and stare Like they know it all I'll be the one laughing without a care As I watch them slip and fall
Twisted
Harsh words & violent blows Hidden secrets nobody knows Eyes are open, hands are fisted Deep inside I'm warped & twisted So many tricks & so many lies Too many whens & too many whys Nobody's special, nobody's gifted I'm just me, warped & twisted Sleeping awake & choking on a dream Listening loudly to a silent scream Call my mind, the number's unlisted Lost in someone so warped & twisted On my knees, alive but dead Look at the invisible blood I've bled I'm not gone, my mind has drifted Don't expect much, I'm warped & twisted Burnt out, wasted, empty, & hollow Today's just yesterday's tomorrow The sun died out, the ashes sifted I'm still here, warped & twisted
A Twist To An Old Email..
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's h
Twisted
He is so twisted I think he missed it He never really knew what he had Seemed to enjoy making her sad Said "I love you", but made her cry Knew just what to say, he didn't even have to try Showed his love by inflicting pain Thanks to him, she will never be the same See, he didn't kill her, just made her stronger And despite it all she will love him forever He sure as hell doesn't deserve it But I guess there is even love for the twisted
Twisted Sister / Baptizedxfire
~ Twisted Sister - We're Not Gonna Take It ~
They are weird as hell but i like a few of theirs :)
~ Twisted Sister - I Wanna Rock ~
Twisted Life
life is so fast so twisted you blink and you may miss it some people never see the big picture passing life by, taking it for granted for the smaller things in life are what matter the most take the moments you have and cherish them,live life like its your last day,never miss your chance to find your hapiness, cause if not you may regret it,remeber the ones you love take the time to fall inlove, laugh lots,smile cause you never know who might love your smile,always take the time to say i love you to ones who matters copyrighted by catherine levasseur july 2007
Twisted Sex Tuesday, What Is It And What Arethe Rules???
Well well well look where you are . The facts and rules of S~E~X~Y'S Twisted SEX Tuesday. Ok so first what is twisted SEX Tuesday??? Well thats easy Twisted SEX Tuesday is a blog about your wildest crazyest sex adventures. oh and once inawhile mine to. It is a contest with a prize for the winner each time. BUT S~E~X~Y how do I enter you ask??? well its realy simple and i think you will find quite enjoyable. First go out find your self a sex parner preferably among the living (note we do discorage against beastyality) then you have wild, magical, passionate, monkey sex, or what ever turns your crank. Then you run home and sit by your pc and wait for Monday night to roll around so you can message me telling me all about it. All entreis must be entered between 3p.m. Monday & 12 a.m. Wednasday morning and results will be posted wendnasday eavening as well as prizes awarded. From those sent to me each week I will choose the best one. Wait one minute here S~E~X~Y what are you going to do
Twister
The other day I was lucky enough to witness an honest-to-goodness mini-hurricane whilst driving back to the office. Since it was on a dusty plain, the loose soil getting sucked in made the shape really well-defined, and it was big enough that I could've fit the SUV I was in completely inside. For a moment I considered doing so, to see if such a big foreign object would disrupt it, but I figured that with my luck, some expensive exterior part would get torn off & flung out to parts unknown, and I'm a cheapskate like that.
Twist And Shout
Well, shake it up baby now Twist and shout Come on, come on, come, come on baby now Come on and work it on out Well work it on out, honey You know you look so good You know you got me goin' now Just like I know you would Well, shake it up baby now Twist and shout Come on, come on, come, come on baby now Come on and work it on out You know you twist, little girl You know you twist so fine Come on and twist a little closer now And let me know that you're mine, woo Ah, ah, ah, ah Yeah, shake it up baby now Twist and shout Come on, come on, come, come on baby now Come on and work it on out You know you twist, little girl You know you twist so fine Come on and twist a little closer now And let me know that you're mine Well shake it, shake it, shake it, baby now Well shake it, shake it, shake it, baby now Well shake it, shake it, shake it, baby now Ah, ah, ah, ah
Twisted
I am depressed for no reason at all I am depressed for everything in the world Everything and nothing but not something Everything in my life conflicts with one another Everything is in complete chaos My mind spins in every which direction with no where to go at all Nothing is wrong Nothing is bothering me There is no cause for the chaos Everything is complete chaos, and yet nothing is the cause My life is twisted like a pretzel It is twisted into huge knots never to be untied Everything is tangled and nothing twisted it It consists of everything and nothing, but not something
Twisted Loves You!!
I truly adore this man. Twisted is the best friend that a girl could have!! Thank you Billy!! xoxo :) TwisTed is as twisted does,, twisted knows you like a glove twisted knows about your love for you today i released a dove if only you were a lil closer twisted would make yer worlds turn over twisted is the things he sees erase your pain and know he bleeds inside me I'll sacrifice everything to give you life ,,, make you happy grant your wishes twisted sends you hugs n kisses for all them tears he knows he misses ill wipe them now ill wipe them then for you to me are my greatest friend only two girls in this world beyond my children could ever feel what it is I'm dealing all in all one thing is true if she walks away again I'll still have you .... . . xx oo xx
Twistedhorror Poem Lol
one who was torn and rejected now spreads his hatred as he was infected not a thought in his mind is flowing so his evil must be growing as his victims plea for beg for forgivness and beg for their lives he's just trying to set the wrong things right. for all the things that were done cant go unpunished for too long it drives poor souls to the brink of humanity it makes them into monsters ones that cant be reasoned with nor controlled . it makes them into the blackest of angels a new threat that becomes a evil seed that spans into everyday life for everyone that holds him down bless them with a kiss and let their body hit the ground and sink into the abyss and never to rise again
Twisted Fuckin' Judicial System!!
Yeah, yeah, ok, I know, we ALL know, what's the fuckin' difference right? Well, the difference is I got a half-brother that needs to rot there, and my lil' brother got sent for stupid shit just this afternoon. God, Jesus, Kitche Manitou, SOMEBODY fuckin' help me, give me strength. My older, stupid, crackhead half-brother gets off on gettin' wasted and beating the shit out of women. My lil' bro, he had some douche backdoor his computer and loaded all kinds of nasty shit on it. Since it was my bro's computer, he got jacked for it. The fuckin' douche who fucked him over best not continue breathing. If I get 1/1,000,000,000th of a chance, I'll kill him publicly. No shit. Shoot first, who-cares-about-questions kinda thing. Then I'll gut, nut, and hang the fuck by his own intestines. Maybe a nice Colombian necktie. Well, I'll figure that out later. They put my bro in jail 'til his sentencing hearing in December. Nevermind the fact that he's the primary breadwinner in his family, or that he H
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A Twisted Mind Or A Shattered Heart
An empty shell And broken dreams Plunged into hell My innocence screams. A twisted mind A shattered heart Looking......cant find Find myself, where to start. Lost in my reflection Reflecting upon my loss Crying out for affection Yet not trying to make you cross. You poured the water from my glass You stole the essence from my soul Solidified statue am i in brass Buried in a war fields hole. Emotion spewing from each crevice and crack Bottled up feelings popping open like wine How to begin to reel my life back How do i find my way back to this life of mine?
Twiseted Heart
Befall thy love my sweet embrace Upon this night thy truth be told Into your arms I wish to race Among the stars my heart doth hold In eyes awakened from thy dreams I see your soul so sound and pure And through the harshness love does bring Sweet ecstasy my heart endures. Come love, my love, upon this night A chance that I should bid you well Inside thy arms I wish to hide Upon thy breath a whisper tell. Distracted am I by thy grace Thy lips the shade of cherry wine Fair porcelain adorns thy face Thy body passion in my mind. I, but a soul unworthy fool For lucky have I come to be Among the stars my heart is ruled Forever my love clings to thee.
Twisted Thought
lather your beauty with the life of white petals as it's sweet delicate storm whispers thru cool water, my moon sings a smooth essential, the moment never stops thru summer, spring, and winter lights, a garden of diamonds shines to a symphony of music, cry in my shadows i say, as i rip time into a thousand stars and suns, ask me how, it's a power trip gone into darkness!
Twisted Transistor
Hey you, hey you, Devil's little sister Listening to your Twisted Transistor Hold it between your legs Turn it up, turn it up Low end is coming through Can't get enough A lonely life, where no one understands you But don't give up, because the music do Music do [x6] Because the music do And then it's reaching Inside you forever preaching Fuck you too Your scream's a whisper Hang on you Twisted Transistor Hey you, hey you, finally you get it The world ain't fair, eat you if you let it And as your tears fall on Your breast, your dress Vibrations coming through You're in a mess A lonely life, where no one understands you But don't give up, because the music do Music do [x6] Because the music do And then it's reaching Inside you forever preaching Fuck you too Your scream's a whisper Hang on you Twisted Transistor Music do, Music do [x4] Hey you, hey you, this won't hurt a bit This won't hurt a bit, this won't hurt Says who? Says who? Anesthet
Twisted
a doctor is helping a lady deliver her baby 10 min go by 40 min go by finally the baby is out and the doctor grabs the baby..... slams it on the floor.... slams it on the ceiling...... slams it against the wall.... woman freaks out what the hell are you doing to my baby!!!!!!!!! the doctor replies "I'm just teasing you dear it was already dead
Twisted
been having quite a rough week, so here is a new song i wrote...leave some love. TWISTED Whoa Oh...I know i'm not alright Whoa Oh...I try with all my might Whoa Oh...I'll never be okay I'm Twisted in every way here i am-laying on my bed again here i am-staring at the walls again once again-contemplating what my life could be if i wasn't me i got myself in the same predicament feel my life's- a value with no sentiment all alone-no one wants to go through life with me it makes me see Whoa Oh...I know i'm not alright Whoa Oh...I try with all my might Whoa Oh...I'll never be okay I'm Twisted in every way here i am-in the middle of a crowded room my mask is fading-the loneliness will hit me soon my insecurities shine so bright that all the room can see that i'll never be i try to change-but every time i cry i try to learn-and then i wonder why i try to break through-of the chains this life has shackled me please find the key Whoa Oh...I know i'
Twisted Love
come into my eyes and leave reality behind hypnotic words all filled with lies a deceitful kiss brings you to your knees and in the end you belong to me i can hear your heart call my name love or lust, its all the same in these flames of twisted passion our burning love, our painful love a love that only ends in blood a misleading touch draws you further in to a world of crimson sin passionate screams and painful cries as i stare into frightened eyes i can hear your heart call my name love or lust, its all the same in these flames of twisted passion our burning love, our painful love a love that only ends in blood a love that only ends in blood... a piercing kiss which mark now lingers as crimson love slips down my fingers paleful beauty immortal bliss the sweet taste of love the sweet taste of blood a love that only ends in blood..
Twisted Sister
Twisted Dreams
Have you ever had a dream That left you feeling confused You didnt know how to react It was like being used Have you ever noticed love Isnt always right Wasnt it like the dream That you had last night Twisted dreams is how to say What happened in your dream It didnt feel fake It wasnt what it seems So if you were dreaming How can it be like dejavu Unless the reason I have these dreams Is because of you
Twisted
My soul is twisted and writhing in pain. Locked behind the facade of well being that is put on for the rest of the world. For a few brief shining moments you held me to your chest. I expelled the breath I had not realized I was holding. My eyes flutter closed and my lips part waiting to taste your lips against mine. As they brush across, there is a feeling of vertigo. My eyes fly open and my hands flail to catch myself from falling. I cannot, once again it is to late. I search to find you and once more I am floundering. My feet leaving prints of blood from the bleeding of my heart. Faintly in the distance I can hear your heart calling to mine. How I wish to find the breaks and patch them. To make things how they should be.
Twisted Transistor
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. You must write that song name down no matter how silly it makes you look. 4. Post your results in a blog or bulletin so that I can see your results. :) IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY? At Last (Etta James) HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? Before I Forget (Slipknot) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Questions! (System of a Down) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Red Rover (Rosie Thomas) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Natural Fool (Lil Cap'n Travis) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Dreams Can Come True (Gabrielle) WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Firestarter (Prodigy) WHAT DO YOU OFTEN THINK ABOUT? Portal (Dave Peterson) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Rip Out The Wings Of A Butterfly (Him) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Call Me When Your Sober (Evanescence) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? The Only One (Melis
Twisted Up
i feel old now why you ask... lol i was playing twister with a 9 and 7 year old girls and they beat me every time great huh we are taking a break from playing
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Twisted Realm
TWISTED REALM The twisted realm of reality thrashes at the inner core of ones self with the force of a thousand anvils . It strikes with the velocity and the power to distort iron. Yet the pain is only as deep as we allow it to be. As the distortion accurs with all its bending and twisting. The metal starts to temper, causing it to get even harder. It has be changed at even the molecular level to become even stronger. So one should never take this as weakness. Should be taken as strength & the power to stand strong to the demons that haunt you. Throw them to the ground and rip their jugular out with your enraged canines and taste the blood of your victory. I AM DISTORTED IRON!
Twisted
Twisted His winding words of ill love Has Become the endless echoes within Your Mind 2 stir your desire of sin within his cruel arms of screwed up Emotions that will never belong to you. His sinful ways of bewitching you to where you Must Dare to belong to him leave your heart And Soul twisted within a false realm of belief, You Have finally found true love. Warped is his love that is twisted Upon your life like Tangle webs for false illusion. Twisted is his Love That can never truly be love forever more. ©2007 Firestar
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Cannabis Is Coming To Town
CANNABIS IS COMING TO TOWN (Sung to Santa Claus is Coming to Town) Oh you better freak out You better not drive You better freak out I'm telling you why Cannabis is coming to town He's rolling a joint, licking it twice Gotta make sure those Zig Zags look nice Cannabis is coming to town He knows when you've been stealing, Crashing or awake. He knows when you've been eating Reds, So stop for goodness sake! Oh you better freak out You better not drive You better freak out I'm telling you why Cannabis is coming to town Potheads out in the Valley, Will have a big Or-gy While Mom & Dad are shooting up, behind the Christmas Tree (Ho Ho Ho) Oh you better freak out You better not drive You better freak out I'm telling you why Cannabis is coming to town!
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Santa Is Invading Your Town
SANTA IS INVADING YOUR TOWN (Sung to Santa Claus is Coming to Town) You better break out The Bourbon and Rye Tequila and Gin I'm telling you why Santa is invading your town He see you when you're naked And when you're smoking pot And when you're masturbating Ev'n when you cop a squat, so: You better break out The Bourbon and Rye Tequila and Gin I'm telling you why Santa is invading your town
Twisted Lyrics . . . .whitetrash Wonderland
Whitetrash Wonderland (Sung to the Music of Winter Wonderland) Oh by the way, hey did you know, Tomorrow night, we're playin bingo Its a beautiful sight we're goin bowling tonight We're walkin in a white trash wonderland. Down the plant, we got the day off Cuz the foreman got his payoff We're drinkin all day, then whizzin away We're walkin in a white trash wonderland. Let me tell ya somethin at this time hon White trash is da only way to be While your at it you should get your hair done And bleach it blonde so all the folks'll see. We're gettin Hazel ta make some eggnog In the fireplace, we'll burn a fake log Little Butchie will cry, he don't like pumpkin pie We're walkin in a white trash wonderland Joey's home from the service and his girlfriend is gettin nervous While he was at sea, she contracted VD They're walkin in a white trash wonderland. You can make an ornament from a Bud Can And then yous can hang it from the tree 'Sherry are you pregnant?,' she'll
Twisted Lyrics . . . . O Come All Ye Faithless
O Come All Ye Faithless (Sung to Come All Ye Faithful) O come all ye faithless to your church on Christmas. O come ye, O come ye on Easter too. Come and pretend that you're really Christian. Just let the preacher bore you, just act like you still mean it, just show up once on Christmas for chrissakes. Sing, choirs of sinners, Sing in expectation Oh, sing, oh sing, like Jesus H. Christ. Glory to God who will damn you all: Just let the preacher bore you, just act like you still mean it, just show up once on Christmas for chrissakes. Oh mall we come to shop now on this pagan day. Gawd, oh Gawd, you must be quite mad. See the football team Now some blood is spurting: Just let the preacher bore you, just act like you still mean it, just show up once on Christmas for chrissakes. O come all ye faithless to your church on Christmas. O come ye, O come ye on Easter too. Come and pretend that you're really Christian. Just let the preacher bore you, just
Twisted Lyrics . . . .winter Wonderland
Winter Wonderland (To be sung to Winter Wonderland) Dish out lines, I am listening Chug the booze, snow is glistening It's cold, that's alright We'll get some tonight Screwing in a winter wonderland At the outhouse we can build a snowman And pretend that he is Parson Brown He'll say are you married, we'll say no man But we just fornicate and fool around Later on, we'll perspire As we fuck by the fire And face unafraid the mess that we've made Screwing in a winter wonderland
Twisted Lyrics . . . .walkin' Round In Women's Underwear
WALKIN' ROUND IN WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR (to be sung to "Walkin' In A Winter Wonderland") Lacy things -- the wife is missin', Didn't ask -- her permission, I'm wearin' her clothes, Her silk pantyhose, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear. In the store -- there's a teddy, Little straps -- like spaghetti, It holds me so tight, Like handcuffs at night, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear. In the office there's a guy named Melvin, He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Whoa, Man!" "Let's wait until our wives are out of town!" Later on, if you wanna, We can dress -- like Madonna, Put on some eyeshade, And join the parade, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear! Lacy things... missin', Didn't ask... permission, Wearin' her clothes, Her silk pantyhose, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!
Twisted Lyrics . . . .silent Night Welfare Night
Silent night welfare night (Sung to Silent Night) Silent night, welfare night All are sloshed, all are tight Ain't no virgins, just winos and thieves Fast asleep in a heap of debris Sleep in darkness and freeze Sleep in darkness and freeze
Twisted Lyrics . . . .let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow
Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow (Sung to Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow) Well the traffic outside is frightful But the drugs are so delightful And since we've got lines to blow Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow George W. scored us an eightball And we're feelin' 50 feet tall Still higher we wanna go Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow (Melody changes) When we finally lick the mirror We can really start chuggin' the beer And when we tap out the keg We will start gnawing your leg Yes the traffic outside is frightful But the drugs are so delightful And since we've got lines to blow Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Let It Flow
LET IT FLOW (Sung to Let It Snow) The weather outside is frightful, but the beer inside's delightful. And since we've no place to go, Let it Flow, Let it Flow, Let it Flow! Oh we show no signs of stopping, and now we're really hopping. And the lights are turned way down low. Let it Flow, Let it Flow. Let it Flow!! When we finally drink it dry, how we hate going back to the store. Maybe we'll just get high, and all fall asleep on the floor!! Oh the party is slowly dying. And our friends have all stopped buying. Now my bladder really wants to know. Where to go, Where to go, Where to go???
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Just Another Santa Rampage
JUST ANOTHER SANTA RAMPAGE (Sung to "Winter Wonderland") Drunken Santas, will be reelin. No pain will they be feelin! Red suits will be stained, from the booze that they've drained. Just another Santa Rampage!! You can tell, they've been drinking, Pretty soon, they'll be stinkin Drunk as a mule, with a beard full of drool Just another Santa Rampage!! Have you ever seen this many Santas? Stumblin and a' lookin like a fool? Don't you wish that you could be a Santa? Smokin and a' drinkin, being cool? Why we're out here, is Just Because! We are rebels, with a Claus. So grab a suit and beard. Come on and get weird Join us on a Santa Rampage!!
Twisted Lyrics . . . . You Better Watch Out
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT (Sung To "Santa Claus is Coming to Town") You better watch out, get out if you can. A red suited menace is sweeping the land. Coz Santa Clauses are coming to town. Get out of the way of our fake black boots. We're flooding the city with cheap red suits! Santa Clauses are coming to town We know what you've been up to. You've made the naughty list. So cut us in for our fair share, you don't want these Santas Pissed OOHHHH, get out of the way of our red suited wave Is this anyway for St Nick to behave. When Santa Clauses HAVE COME TO TOWN!!!
Twisted Lyrics . . . . We Are The Santa Rampage
WE ARE THE SANTA RAMPAGE (Sung to "We Wish You a Merry Christmas") We are the Santa Rampage, We are the Santa Rampage, We are the Santa Rampage, Now give us some Beer! We want some Beer Pudding, We want some Beer Pudding, We want some Beer Pudding, But we'll settle for Beer. We won't go until we get some. We won't go until we get some. We won't go until we get some. Have we mentioned the beer?!
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Here Comes Some Santa Claus's
HERE COMES SOME SANTA CLAUS'S (Sung to "Here comes Santa Claus") Here comes a Santa Claus, There goes a Santa Claus Right down Michigan Ave! Many are weaving, some are heaving, that ones missing teeth!! Amidst the red suited whirlwind, one flashed my girlfriend, That just doesn't seem right. But as they say, it'll be OK, Coz Santa Claus came tonight! (pelvic thrust at "came tonight", repeat line/thrust)
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Hark Satanic Santas Sing
HARK SATANIC SANTAS SING (Sung to Hark, the Herald Angels Sing) Hark Satanic Santas sing Sing about the naughty things Piece of ass, wicked and wild Come and touch me evil child Joyful all ye demons rise Terrorize the Christian skies With blasphemous hosts proclaim Glory to the Devil's reign Hark Satanic Santas sing Glory to the Devil's reign
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Huff! The Nitrous Angels Sing
HUFF! THE NITROUS ANGELS SING (Sung to Hark, the Herald Angels Sing) NOS! The Herald Angels Sing Glory to the Whipped Cream King Peace on Earth and wah-wahs wild Suck it up in legal style Berkeley Farms and Redi-Whip Really gave us all a trip Lechter's sells 'em by the case Suck some down and lose your face NOS! The Herald Angels Sing Glory to the Whipped Cream King!
Twisted Lyrics . . . . The Twelve Drugs Of Christmas
THE TWELVE DRUGS OF CHRISTMAS (Sung with the 12 Days of Christmas) On the first day home for Christmas, my true love gave to me: A Tab of Yellow Sunshine LSD On the second day home ... 2 Hundred Reds On the third day home ... 3 Pounds of Grass On the fourth day home ... 4 Grams of Hash On the fifth day home ... 5 Valiums On the sixth day home ... 6 Joints of Smoking On the seventh day home ... 7 Whites a-Buzzing On the eighth day home ... 8 Spoons of Snorting On the ninth day home ... 9 Caps of dropping On the tenth day home ... 10 Peyote Buttons On the eleventh day home ... 11 Magic Mushrooms On the twelfth day home ... 12 Pints a-dripping
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Twelve Days Of Christmas
Twelve Days of Christmas (Sung with the 12 Days of Christmas) On the first day home for Christmas, my mother said to me: You haven't got a decent thing to wear. On the second day home ... You've put on some weight. On the third day home ... You should get a job. On the fourth day home ... Visit your Aunt Rosie. On the fifth day home ... Still no girlfriend? On the sixth day home ... What's that in your suitcase? On the seventh day home ... You smoke marijuana. On the eighth day home ... Ester has two children. On the ninth day home ... Are you still on food stamps? On the tenth day home ... Herbie's getting married. On the eleventh day home ... Your life is a disaster. On the twelfth day home ... Both of us still love you.
Twisted Lyrics . . . . The Twelve Angry Days Of Xmas
The Twelve Angry Days of Xmas (Sung with the 12 Days of Christmas) On the first day of Christmas, my ex-love sent to me a vulture in a crabtree On the second day ... Two tons of mud On the third day ... three dead hens On the fourth day ... Four dying birds, On the fifth day ... Five bathtub rings On the sixth day ... Six geeks a-reading On the seventh day ... Seven sharks a-swimming On the eighth day ... Eight maids a-list'ning On the ninth day ... Nine lawyers suing On the tenth day ... Ten loonies alimony On the eleventh day ... Eleven pints of poison On the twelfth day ... Twelve drums of strychnine
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Silver Shells
Silver Shells (Sung to Silver Bells) City sidewalks, bloody sidewalks, slick with holiday gore, in the air there's a smell of explosives. Children wailing, people screaming, as they run for their lives, from the gunman who has taken the store. Silver bells, shotgun shells, It's Christmas time in the city. Rink ka-chink, hear them ring, Today is your last Christmas day.
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Frosty The Cokehead
Frosty The Cokehead (Sung to Frosty, the Snowman) Frosty the cokehead was a crazed neurotic soul, With a big glass pipe and a vial of crack, And no sense of self control. Frosty the cokehead is an ubantale, they say, He is fond of snow but the dealers know That he came back for more each day. There must have been some poison in that last dime bag he got, For when he took his first big hit he dropped dead on the spot. O, Frosty the Cokehead Wanted to be as high as he could be And the dealers say He would pay and pay After he ripped off you and me. Frosty the cokehead doesn't worry anymore, Cuz when all is said, and your cold and dead, Then you never have to score.
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Deck My Balls
Deck My Balls (Sung to Deck the Halls) Deck my balls with boughs of holly, Fa la la la la, la la la. Tap the keg, inflate the dolly, Fa la la la la, la la la. Don we now our rubber panties, Fa la la la la, la la la. We're a bunch of twisted Santies, Fa la la la la, la la la. Naughty girls are such a treasure, Fa la la la la, la la la. These North Poles were made for pleasure, Fa la la la la, la la la. Fucked the elves, fucked all the reindeer, Fa la la la la, la la la. Fuck the cookies, bring us COLD BEER! Fa la la la la, la la la.
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Deck The Malls
Deck the Malls (Sung to Deck the Halls) Hit the malls with sticky fingers Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la 'Tis the season to be stealin' Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Don we now our free apparel. Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la Feel the ancient Yuletide peril Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Store detectives look for losers Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Grab the goods and hit the exit Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Follow me in guilty pleasure Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la While we rip off Yuletide treasure. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Fast away the booster passes Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la While the store cop passes gasses Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Puttin' goodies in our pockets Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la Can't afford the X-mas tchotchkas. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Police Navidad
Police Navidad (Sung to Feliz Navidad) Police Navidad Police Navidad Police Navidad Prospero Año y Policidad. I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas You got the right to remain silent I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the barrel of my gun. Police Navidad Police Navidad Police Navidad Prospero Año y Policidad. I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas You got the right to remain silent I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the barrel of my gun. We Wish You A Merry Christmas (Revised)
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire
Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire (Sung to Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire) Chipmunks roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost ripping up your nose. Yuletide carolers being thrown in the fire, And folks dressed up like buffaloes. Everybody knows a turkey slaughtered in the snow, Helps to make the season right. Tiny tots with their eyes all gouged out, Will find it hard to see tonight. They know that Santa's on his way, He's loaded lots of guns and bullets on his sleigh. And every mother's child is sure to spy, To see if reindeer really scream when they die. And so I'm offering this simple phrase, To kids from one to ninety two. Although it's been said many times, many ways, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Fuck you!
Twisted Lyrics . . . . We Wish You'd Get Out Of Our Way
We Wish You'd Get Out of Our Way (Sung to We Wish You a Merry Christmas) We wish you'd get out of our way We wish you'd get out of our way We wish you'd get out of our way In the parking structure Good tidings we bring To you and yours Unless you're in front of us At the cash register Repeat
Twisted Lyrics . . . . We Wish You A Merry Xmas
We Wish You A Merry Xmas (Sung to We Wish You a Merry Christmas) We wish you a Merry Christmas We wish you a Merry Christmas We wish you a Merry Christmas now bring us some beer! Refrain: Good tidings we bring to you and your kin; Good tidings for Christmas and we really do want some beer. Oh, bring us a frothy cold one; Oh, bring us a frothy cold one; Oh, bring us a frothy cold one; and some shots of good cheer Refrain We won't go until we get some, We won't go until we get some, We won't go until we get some, So bring some right here! (Repeat, repeat and repeat as often as necessary and with staunch determination until desired result is achieved!)
Twisted Lyrics . . . . O Come All Ye Perverts
O come all ye perverts (Sung to O Come All Ye Faithful) O come all ye perverts Come and have an orgy O come ye, o cum ye In brothels galore Come and get plastered And let's find some ho-girls O come let us enjoy them O come let us enjoy them O come let us enjoy them In brothels galore
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Wreck The Halls
Wreck the Halls (Sung to Deck the Halls) Wreck the halls with bricks and hammers Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la 'cause we're so mad at the landlord Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la Don we now our shrapnel jackets Fa-la-la fa-la-la la-la-la Get the weapons, let 'im have it Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la
Twisted Lyrics . . . . White Christmas
White Christmas (Sung to White Christmas) I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, just like the ones I used to know. Where the tree stumps glisten, and the children listen, on cell phones for good deals on blow. Everybody knows, somebody with missing teeth. Piles of trash out on the lawn, tiny tots beaten black and blue, and Mama selling men her soul. Street gangs drive by and open fire, officer blue blows off your nose. And though it has been sad, many hours of the day, Scary Christmas to you.
Twisted Lyrics . . . . White Christmas
White Christmas (Sung to White Christmas) I'm dreaming of a white Christmas Just like Hiroshima and Nagasaki Where a nuclear holocaust Creates a global frost And rats sit in hot tubs drinking sake I'm dreaming of a white Christmas With every billion people born May you view overpopulation with scorn And my all your Christmases have porn
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Rudolph The Red Hosed Reindeer
Rudolph the Red Hosed Reindeer (Sung to Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer) Rudolph the red hosed reindeer had a very shiney hose and if you ever saw it, you would really say oh WHOH! All of the other reindeer, used to cringe and call him names (like Stiffy) they never let poor Rudolph play any kinky reindeer games (your too big!) Then one foggy christmas eve Missus Santa came to say, Rudolph with your hose so right wont'cha hose me down tonight Then how the reindeer loved her and as they shouted out in glee santa came in to say Rudolph you're History Rudolph you're history
Twisted Lyrics . . . . The Christmas Song
The Christmas Song (Sung to Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire) Claymore bursting on perimeters, shrapnel ripping through the snow, Santa Claus clutching a hole in his side, and elf parts with mistletoe. Looks like Santa didn't know the password, or maybe Rudolph tripped a wire, there's bloody toys and goodies, all roasting in the fire, in what was Santa's sleigh. Napalm streaming out of F-16s, tracers light up the sky, that'll teach you a lesson, you fat S.O.B., Merry Christmas, now die!
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Crashing Thru The Snow
Crashing thru the snow (Sung to Dashing through the Snow) Crashing through the snow In a one horse open sleigh O'er the cliff we go Shreiking all the way Bells and sirens ring Marking where we crashed They put us in intensive care They don't think we will last Jingle bells, funeral bells, ringing all the way Oh what fools we were to ride in that one horse open sleigh Jingle bells, funeral bells, ringing all the way Oh what fools we were to ride in that one horse open sleigh
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Favorite Things
Favorite Things (Sung to My Favorite Things) Halogen uplights and big-muscled fellas Pink puffy draperies and drinks with umbrellas Brown Puerto Rican boys tied up with string These are a few of my favorite things Penthouse magazine and silicone breasts Girls dressed in leather with tatoos on their chests Blonde lesbo orgies, a quick mid-day fling, These are a few of my favorite things. When the whip cracks (oww) When the cane stings (ooo) When I'm feeling bad I just think of a few of my favorite things, And then I get hard...for Dad.
Twisted Lyrics . . . . When The Saints Come Marching In
When the Saints Come Marching In (Sung to When the Saints Go Marching In) Oh when the saints, come marching in, all wearing red and drinking gin. You'd better stand back, Mr. Shopper, When the saints come marching in.
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Toys For The World
TOYS FOR THE WORLD (Sung to "Joy To The World") Toys for the world are made by kids And not by elves at all! We work them night and day For very little pay. And little tiny hands Make all your fav'rite brands That fill up the shelves in every shopping mall. Toys for the world that Santa brings So your sweet kids can play... What's underneath your tree Is our economy. And all those girls and boys Who make you're children's toys Are not getting squat from us on Christmas Day! They're not getting squat from us on Christmas Day!
Twisted Lyrics . . . . We Three Kings (of Petroleum Are)
WE THREE KINGS (OF PETROLEUM ARE) (Sung to We Three Kings of Orient Are) We Three Kings Of Petroleum Are Bearing drills we traverse afar Deserts, mountains, black gold fountains From Iraq to Anwar [Refrain] Oh-oh, OIL of wonder, Oil of might! We drill and plunder day and night Bombs and rockets fill our pockets-- We do what's wrong and call it right. [King George sings:] Born again, I gave up cocaine I stole your votes from Texas to Maine Pres'dent forever, ceasin' never O-o-ver y'all to reign [Refrain] [King Dick sings:] I'm Dick Cheney, look at me lie! When I smile, I make children cry No-bid contracts for my contacts-- Who needs an alibi? [Refrain] [King Karl sings:] I'm Karl Rove, I lurk in the gloom Encompassing democracy's doom Cheating, lying, leaking, denying All for us, none for you! [Refrain]
Twisted Lyrics . . . . O Come, Ye Investors (version 1)
O COME, YE INVESTORS (Sung to O Come Ye All Faithful) O Come, ye investors, bold captains of commerce, Let’s get our products made in old Saipan. Come for the people, peaceful and compliant O come let us exploit them O come let us exploit them O come let us exploit them because we can! Here come the consumers, hungry for some bargains, Desperately shopping since July began, Into our pockets they will pour their dollars. O come let us exploit them O come let us exploit them O come let us exploit them because we can! The Kids in our sweatshops make designer watches, They are the key to our expansion plan. Look how we pay them fifteen cents an hour. O come let us exploit them O come let us exploit them O come let us exploit them because we can
Twisted Lyrics . . . . O Come, Ye Investors (version 2)
O COME, YE INVESTORS (tune of O Come Ye All Faithful) O Come, ye investors, bold captains of commerce, Let’s get our products made in old Saipan. Come for the people, peaceful and compliant O come let us exploit them O come let us exploit them O come let us exploit them because we can! See how consumers, blinded by low prices, Leaving their ethics, come here to buy. Into our pockets they will pour their dollars. O come let us exploit them O come let us exploit them O come let us exploit them because we can! Child, in our sweatshops making designer watches, Billionaires get richer from your twelve-hour days! Who would not hire you for ten cents an hour? O come let us exploit them O come let us exploit them O come let us exploit them because we can!
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Prison Cells
PRISON CELLS (Sung to "Jingle Bells" by J. Pierpont) It's just a traffic stop - for D.W.B. Then the cop plants drugs on you and busts you, 1-2-3. Or you could get popped - and if it's your third strike, You'll get life in prison just for jacking someone's bike! Oh... (Chorus) Prison cells, prison cells - don't you break the rules. We spend more on prison cells than we spend on our schools! Prison cells, prison cells - You'll be doing time. We'll lock you up for forty years and say we're tough on crime! Here comes the D.A. Watch him rig the game. He'll suppress the evidence that just might clear your name. You could still appeal, but you're bound to fail. Your court-appointed lawyer couldn't get Jesus out of jail! Oh... (Chorus) You'll be building toys. You'll be booking flights. We'll force you to work so just forget about your rights. We don't pay you much. You can't unionize. Prison labor really makes our profit margin rise! Oh... (Chorus) We
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Georgie Baby
GEORGIE BABY (Sung to Santa Baby) Georgie Baby, just slip some sanctions under the tree, for me, been an AWFUL good girl, Georgie Baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight! Georgie Baby, an oh-so-big gas guzzler too, light blue! I'll wait up for you dear, Georgie Baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight! Think of all the fun I've missed, think of all the brokers that I haven't kissed! Next year, my profits could be oh-so-good, if you check off my Christmas list! Georgie Baby, would you dissolve the EPA, OK?? They wreck my profit margin, Georgie Baby, Let's drill in Anwar today! Georgie Baby, one little thing I really do need, the deed! To a uranium mine, Georgie honey, so hurry down the chimney tonight! Come and trim my Christmas tree, with some juicy tax cuts for my company! I really do, believe in you...Let's see if you believe in me! Georgie cutie, de-regulate the coal industry for me No rules, just profits and glee! Georgie cutie, and hurry dow
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Carol Of The Bills
CAROL OF THE BILLS (SUng to Carol of the Bells) Closing Bell Rings! Fill your stockings! With Market Shares, Nothing we'll Spare! Capital Gains, Nothing Remains, For pension plans, wage earning clans Ding Dong, Ding Dong, that is our song! With Closing Ring, Profiteering! Ownership Race, we'll set the pace! Glee we reap from, Unearned income! Oh, how it pounds! Closing Bell Sounds! Through halls of gold, so Rich and Bold! Gaily it rings, CEOs Sing Songs of their gains. Free Market Reigns! Social Social Social Social Security Private Private Private Privatizing! On, the bell tolls, Divert Payrolls Our elite tones, Drown working homes. Closing Bell Rings! Fill your stockings! With Market Shares, Nothing we'll Spare! Capital Gains, Nothing Remains, For pension plans, wage earning clans Ding Dong, Ding Dong, that is our song! With Closing Ring, Profiteering! Ownership Race, we'll set the pace! Glee we reap from, Unearned income! Oh, how it pounds! Closin
Twisted Lyrics . . . . Rest Easy Wealthy Gentlemen
REST EASY WEALTHY GENTLEMEN (tune of "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" an English Christmas Carol) Rest easy, wealthy gentlemen, Let nothing make us sigh. We give our workers little crumbs So we can keep the pie. We pay off politicians So they bear our needs in mind And they line up to kiss our fat behind. If they're inclined, They line up to kiss our fat behind! Don't worry, wealthy gentlemen, Let nothing make us twitch. This new global economy's Designed to keep us rich. We write the laws in many lands - Let all their leaders come To bend down and kiss us on the bum. There's a good chum. Just bend down and kiss us on the bum! There's a good chum. Just bend down and kiss us on the bum!

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