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Blinded By The Light!!
Im really tired of the words to this song being all misconstrued..and sang wrong...PLEASE people..take a minute and read the lyrics....understand what its saying!! no other song like it Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Madman drummers bummers, Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older, I tripped the merry-go-round With this very unpleasin', sneezin' and wheezin, the calliope crashed to the ground The calliope crashed to the ground But she was... Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, runner in the night Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Blinded by the light, revved up like
UPDATE!!! Our Little Angel is gaining weight. They have got her formula right finally and She may get to come home tomorrow cause she has a appointment with her surgeon. Prayers are still very much needed For This Little AngelShe was Born 6-1-2007 and as of today she weighs close to 8 lbs.Prayers are still Needed Please!!!This is my GreatGreat NiecePlease Add Her In Your Prayers!!!
Hollyweird Here I Come
Monday morning at 3:00a.m. i am traveling back to cali for the 4th time this year to see some friends. I will carry my laptop with me so i can talk to you guys and gals in my hotel room. I am really hoping not to bump into someone. If so oh well. keep on rockin!!
Too True
.. !|!/.. .. ( @ @ ) . ooO--(_)--Ooo \"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who matter don\'t mind and those who mind don\'t matter\" oooO ( ) ( Oooo _) ( ) ) / (_/ (¯`\'·.¸ ( ¯`\'·.¸( ¯`\'·.¸ * \'´¯) ¸.·\'´¯ )¸.·\'´¯ )
Could It Be
Could it be that we weren't meant to be That you have a soul mate and it's just not me Could it be be that we met and the wrong time wrong place That it was too early and we both needed space Could it be that neither of us were ready My heart was in it but you would have to behead me You kiss was deadly plus I could learn a lot from you Could it be the rebound just went to far off the rim and it wasn't me it was him who caught you It could probably something I never thought of I lied didn't tell you the whole truth at the same time cupid was bussing of the roof Hit you he caught your eye When it hit me wasn't no surprise Could it be that I guided you to his arms Could it be him that will be loving all life long And my place will be your friend then I will settle for that Could it be a dream turned nightmare actual fact twisted twilight zone Whatever it is it could be or should be it won't Could it be I don't cross your mind you know that I don't
The Last Year...........
has been so crazy,i've moved this now will be the fourth time,my daughter ran away and moved in with her boyfriend,we took care of a friend and her son grew taller then me and my youngest is being a class one queen B. i just broke up with my boyfriend after 10 years and got my first job. i'm almost afraid this next year
Just So U Know
What To Do
do I know you? sometimes I'm sure I do at times even better than you know yourself other times I don't know you at all something is happening I will agree your words have caught me up in something big and we have made a real connection here in a short time do you know me? you think you do you've read some parts of me those I've sheared off to rhyme or not rhyme but is that knowing? one thing I know for sure your wants and desires scare the hell out of me and my instincts tell me to run and not look back where do we go from here? ... what to do about you
Photo Rates
well dang that two days in a row I've used up my photo rates. I must be being a busy little......
The Delivery
Susie paced the length of her office, fuming. Her presentation package should’ve arrived hours ago. She had two hours until the board meeting and still had to make some final touches. Ugh! Why the hell did she let Dale talk her into sending them to him for approval? She thought impatiently. When she caught her reflection in the small mirror on the opposite wall, she frowned. She was a mess! The hair she kept in its classy little upsweep was in disarray. Tendrils of curls escaping from the silver dragonfly clip her grandmother had given her before she died. Her blouse was an utter mess, and the thigh high skirt she wore was a wrinkled disaster. Grabbing her purse, deciding to go freshen up, she opened the door and ran smack into the UPS delivery man. Her purse fell to the floor, only to scatter the contents everywhere, while her precious presentation hit the ground with a resounding thud. “I’m so sorry ma’am” the man said, bending to pick up the scattered remnants of her purse. Looki
Trying To Finish
Ok everyone I'm trying to finish up my contest. I still need 5975 more bombs. I knoe theres been alot of contests this week so If you all wouldnt mind helping me out I'll be glad to return the favor. Heres the link to my contest just click the pic
Welp Here's The Sknny On My Appt.....
I saw the neuro surg today for my doc appt. He says he can fix my back. I wont be 100% but I will be better then what I am now. He will have to do some fusing of the vertebra though. He said I had to quick smoking ( which I had already signed up to do that and was going to quit in Sept anyway ) and gave me a script for something that will help me out alot, said it was the best there was to stop smoking. I have to have another MRI and then possibley a Mylogram. I havent gotten my hopes up just yet. I have been threw so much when it comes to my back and actually getting something done to fix it. I dont think I could handle this going wrong. But like I said before I'll keep those who wanna know/care updated as I know things.
A Poem I Wrote For My Boo-boo
Your eyes fall upon me like a calm before the storm, your touch is soft against my skin, like a blanket soft and warm, your arms wrapped around me tight, keep me safe from harm. Your the shelter from my fears, the hand that wipes my tears, the one I long to be with, from this day, and for many years. Your love has taught me many things, but none of them were bad, the love we share is beyond compare, the best I've ever had. The problems in my life, and the challenges that I must face, All seem so null and distant, when you wrap me in your embrace. There are many things that I could say, and this poem could go on forever, but I shall end it here, but make it clear we will ALWAYS be together. BY: STEVEN KYLE BROWN 1 copyright, 08-18-07
~from A Sweet Friend Of Mine...a Real Man...takes The Tme To See More Than Just The Outer Beauty In Me...ty!! Muah!!
I am here waiting Waiting and yearning for you. I am here waiting Waiting for the light in your eyes To shine like a newborn star That will shine on forever. I am here waiting Waiting for your love To finally find me. I am here waiting It seems like forever, Endlessly hoping That my dreams will survive, For just one more day, One more day I’ll spend dreaming, Endlessly dreaming, Endlessly dreaming and waiting… Waiting for you
Another Saints Touchdown
Dayumm Nice Pic Of Our Superdome
Another Down Rater
this guy is only posting pics of WWE stuff The Warrior@ fubar
I Warn You Now
Om going backto stashing in about 15 minutes after i eat. either turn off your sound so you dont hear it or get off my list. Those are your options. I dont care what you pick That is if you dont like it
Baby One More Time
One Of The Best Tattoo Artists I Have Ever Met
If anyone living in Canada and close to Grande Prairie, Alberta..needs a tat go to Dragon tell him Sherry sent ya..He is an awesome artist, his prices are wonderful and he takes that extra time to get to know u and reassure u if ur nervous..he guarantees all his work..go see him..his studio is called Ink Addictions..882-8971
George Carlin On Age.
George Carlin on age. (Absolutely Brilliant) IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON. George Carlin's Views on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . .. . you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony. YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun n
Want Respect Gotta Show It In Return Sometimes
i dont mind doing shit for people, i rather enjoy it.....but when people tell me to do shit for them or others it kinda pisses me off, so that bein said im done doin shit for people for awhile!!!!!
Love You
was given a webcam without a drive its called micro innovations 150c cant seem to find a driver that work for it sigh grrrrrrrrrrrrr lol
Be Careful
BE CAREFUL Be careful of your thoughts for your thoughts become your word. Be careful of your words for your words become your actions. Be careful of your actions for your actions become your habits. Be careful of your habits for your habits become your character. Be careful of your character for your character becomes your destiny. Author Unknown
well Im just bored do Im gonna ramble on in a blog as usual, well, me, my brotehr and dad have made up, even though they both blame it on alcohol and dont remember what happened, but oh well, nothin I can do about that, Im too emotionally weak to argue with them about it. Im normally a strong woman, but my last ex has fucked up my self esteem so much and Im tring to build it back up,so why waste my energy on crap like drunken bullshit, ya know? Well Im feelin better some today, thanx to every one who wished me well yesterday *hugs* much love to you all! ~Lexi
New Band
As I mentioned in the captions of the pics I just uploaded, I have a new band. Well, band is kind of a misnomer ... at the moment it's myself and another guitarist/singer (my friend Joe, who you might remember from a previous blog as the guy who offered me the gig in the country band), but we are looking for a percussionist to fill out the line up. We're going to be doing the acoustic thing playing covers of songs that you wouldn't expect to be done acoustic. The songs we're prepping for out first rehearsal (during late night at Applebees this week) are as follows: Smoke on The Water-Deep Purple I Can't Drive 55-Sammy Hagar Basket Case-Green Day Pressure-Billy Joel No One Like You-The Sorpions Detroit Rock City-Kiss For Those About To Rock-ACDC Power of Love-Huey Lewis Yes we have eclectic tastes LOL. We're also toying with the idea of trying to do Tank! by Seatbelts (aka the opening theme from Cowboy Bebop), but I'm not too sure we can pull that off (it's a big band inst
Ive Blogged This Before, But This One Has Pictures. This Story Made Me So Sick To My Stomach, This Lady Should Die A Horrible Death!
"Who killed your children?" the officer asked."I killed my children." Her eyes were blank."Why did you kill your children?""Because I'm a bad mother."For about seventeen minutes, they pressed her for details of exactly how she had proceeded that morning. She had gotten out of bed around 8:10 and had waited for her husband, Rusty, to leave for work at nine. The children were all awake and eating cereal. Andrea had some, too. Once Rusty was gone, Andrea went into the bathroom to turn on the water and fill the tub. The water came within three inches from the top.Then one by one, she drowned three of her sons, Luke, age 2; Paul, age 3; and John, age 5. She put them in facedown and held them as they struggled. As each one died, she then placed him face up on a bed, still wet, and then covered all three with a sheet. Each had struggled just a few minutes. Next was six-month-old Mary, the youngest, who had been in the bathroom all this time, sitting on the floor in her bassinet and crying. Wh
Nsfw Markers
for all those people who like to fuck up other peoples fun, guess what its wrong and thats how you make enemys. last week i had a mumm marked nsfw it was neithr nsfw or offensive in nature. now that these penis moungrouls want to play funny person i cant post any mumms for two weeks thanks for the nsfw marking. this site is supposed to be fun not go out there and find people to fuck with.
Susie Lee
Suzy Lee fell in love. She planned to marry Joe. She was so happy about it all, she told her pappy so. Pappy told her, "Suzie Gal, you'll have to find another. I'd just as soon yo maw don't know, but Joe is yo half-brother." So Suzie forgot about her Joe and planned to marry Will. But after telling pappy this, he said, "There's trouble still. You can't marry Will, my gal and please don't tell yo mother, cause Will and Joe and several mo I know is yo half-brother." But mama knew and said "Honey chile, do what makes yo happy. Marry Will or marry Joe, You ain't no kin to pappy!"
Gotta Love Mastercard
MasterCard Wedding You have to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride ha
21st Bday
im turnin 21 on the 23rd of this month and i cant wait, i dont no why because ive done everything turnin 21 means u can do... im such a retard!!
I am a 34 yr old nurse with 4 wonderful children and a wife of 15 yrs. I am currently in school to become an RN, I have been an LPN for 10 yrs. I have been involved in the medical field some way or another ever since I was about 14yrs old. I love my profession and hope to someday be a prehospital RN or flight nurse. I am an easy going person and will fan/add anyone who is interested.
If She Only Knew!!!
..I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry If I start not being there, and being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new asshole comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep be
17 Signs That You Love Someone :d
SEVENTEEN: You look at their profile constantly. SIXTEEN: When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago. FIFTEEN: You read their Texts and Ims Over and over again. FOURTEEN: You walk really slow when you're with them. THIRTEEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. ELEVEN: When you think about them, your heart beats faster but slower at the same time. TEN: You smile as soon as you hear their voice. NINE: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. EIGHT: You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them. SEVEN: They're all you think about constantly. SIX: You get high just from their scent. FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them to be around them always. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this
My Baby
Two New Songs! Csn&y
Decided I needed some Crosby, Stills & Nash and some CSN&Y on my list, so I figured these two classics out today: Southern Cross Teach Your Children Can't wait to try them out live!!! cheers, Zepman
Ass Of The Day Award Recipient 3
DING! DING! DING! We have a winner for the third Recipient of the Ass of the Day Award...And it is...*Drum roll please* I AM SO BAD I SHOULD BE IN DETENTION....Ladies who enjoy being approached in this manner or even performing on cam feel free to hit this one up....Course it is my philosophy if he has to beg for it on a web page chances are he probably sucks at it on cam and in real life...Just an opinion....Have a good day I am so ba...: wanna cam ->I am so ba...: Do You NOT know how to read????? Or are you just stupid this Early on a Sunday????If you had taken 2 minutes to read even the first paragraph on my profile you would know the answer to your question is hell no....and how dare you approach me so disrespectfully...... It is not appreciated....Have a nice day but please do it on someone else's page....Thank you I am so bad I should be in detention@ fubar
I'm Here
You know that I'm here. Even if everythings about to disappear. If you feel alone and scared. After all the things you have bared. You know that I'll take your hand. When everythings about to shatter and, When there is no turning back. Doesn't matter what you have lacked. But you know that I'm here for you. No matter what you did and you do. You know I'll fight back those fears. No more pain in those tears. You know that I'm here. To fight back all those fears. Don't be afraid, don't loose hope. Just be strong and don't say no. Now that you know I'm here. After all that had happened. Don't loose hope, don't be afraid. Cause you know I'm here for you.
Double Standards..blowing Off Steam
In today's society, everyone wants acceptance. Thin, tall, short, fat...everyone. Larger women have made advances in leaps and bounds over the past several years, calling themselves BBW (Big Beautiful Women). I think this is fantastic, but I also think it has to go both ways...for the guys too. You may be saying that big guys are called BHM (Big Handsome Men), but I have seen no evidence of this becoming as accepted as BBW. The reason I say this is, recently, I commented on how pretty a woman was...a BBW. In return, this same woman commented back that I was too fat and needed to go on a diet. WTF is that? It's ok for her to be fat because it's becoming more acceptable, but it's not ok for me? This is bullshit. It just bothers me that even among other overweight people, I am still ridiculed and called names. Is it un-cool to be friends with a fat guy? Do we cramp your style? I just don't know... Thanks for putting up with my little rant
The First Of Many, I Hope!
I know I always say this and then I get busy and well it never happens. I am really going to try to post as many of these as I can to keep people informed of what is going on with me. So if I start slacking let me know. I need the push sometimes. To begin, Juan got a new job. We will be Moving to Ypsilanti, Mi. We will be staying with some friends until we can get our own place. He will be working for Comcast. That is the Cable company in michigan. He will be with Tech support on the phone. It is a great job. He will be almost doubling what he is making now plus he will get benefits and so will I. It is going to all be good stuff. I should be starting school September 4th, that is if everything goes well. There is still alot to do. I am excited and see the light at the end of the dark tunnel that was my life. This gives me hope. Makes me think that maybe I will get where i want to be in life, if i can be patient and wade through enough of the crap. I am hoping
He who farts and runs away. Lives to fart another day.
Friends Family & Fans
Just Wanted You To Know...
Sometimes in life we seem to slow our pace And in our hearts we're left with an empty space We only think of the loneliness and pain Then someone says there’s no need to explain They do not have to be your very best friend But maybe you'll find, on them you may depend Even if you don't say what you’re thinking inside Just talking is better than trying to hide I've found people that put a smile on my face And let me tell you, they've filled that empty space So to the people I am talking about I want you to know the small things really do count When I talk to you I feel everything's okay To you I owe a debt I could never repay So when you forget about the lives you touch Think of me, for it is you I owe so much "Thank You For Being My Friends... Just wanted you to know!
Help My Munky Level Dammit
~FunkyMunky~aka Fuzzybutts@ fubar this is one of the nicest people on her out and il buy u a drink wahooooooo xoxo i luff mah munky..she gots skillzzzzzzz lol lmao
Luvin This!!!
this video was made by the one and only !Natas@ fubar
Please Send Your Thoughts
This was written by my boyfriend, John. If you could please pray, or acknowledge, or do anything to show your support and love. Just when life starts going wonderful, it often seems to turn for the worst to inform you of who is in charge. My grandmothers name is Nancy Gawthorp.. She is a very kind and sweet woman. All of you say she is mean becuase she dont smile, well that "frown" is her smile lol how scary.... on friday morning at 3am she was taken to the hospital by my grandfather (Dale). She was having a chest pain sweating and moderate to severe back pain. No signs of a heart attack but in fact it was. Quite severe at that. One of her arteries in her heart had clogged 99% another 30%. the doctors shoved a rod up a larger vain from her groin to her heart in an effort to emplace a stint in the closed artery. This device is placed at the end of the rod and wrapped in a balloon like structure. Once they have it in place they inflate this balloon to open the path way to the heart
ok short and simple.... i have 2 skins running... 1 with a red aback ground... the other one of my originals... wat i like to know my original i have pics now in the friend list and such'i was wondering which i liked better.... i dont wanna over do it.... thank
Ok--i Hope This Dude Has A Pet Rooster
Masturbation Infidelity
A while back, I met with a couple that was in a pretty bad sexual rut. They’d been married for fifteen years and had two teenage kids. I met with them separately to take a sex history. It turns out both were masturbating almost daily, at about the same time in the evening, without their partner knowing what the other was doing. To top it off, neither wanted their partner to know what they were up to, as they were too ashamed of their behavior. My bias is not to keep secrets in a relationship. I told them the gig was up. Their next step was to tell each other what had been transpiring for over three years. I also requested that they refrain from contacting me until they had. Three months later, I received a call. Apparently during the first week every time the subject was brought up, it was immediately dropped. During the second week, every time one brought up the topic, they would end up in a huge fight. Finally after three months of fighting and with much reluctance they share
Just More Random Bits
I am very HAPPILY separated for 4 years.. soon to be divorced. I have no children I am honest, but tactful I smoke (present tense) and I've done drugs (past tense)... Evidently saying no didnt help, I CANNOT resist gorgeous eyes My shampoo is pert + I seldom wear cologne I rarely drink, I'd rather relax with an amaretto but sr cuervo and I have battled in the past, i always loose that one. I love to be at home relaxing I am a SCORPIO in a big way I love bbw's I dont want a girl to break in half of me during some important time! I have great senses, i can hear, smell and taste above normal limits i have a neice and a nephew I am fiercely loyal I one true friend and a cast of supporting players LOL I am addicted to cheesecake I love Mt Dew! I have quirks.. nuff said Too much perfume ona woman will make me gag I deal with crowds when i have too I really fell in love for the first time at 37... it blew up on me. I need to
Guest Books
I don't really understand the whole guestbook thing. Most of the time when people say sign my guestbook, I can't find it on their page. Maybe I'm just slow or blind or something. I don't know. Sometimes I see what they are talking about. Not usually though, and I just get really confused. I guess I'm just not up to date, on all this internet stuff.
Mind Boggling...freaky....
Run Thru The Rain
NEED WASHING?? A little girl had been shopping with her Mom in Target. She must have been 6 years old, this beautiful red haired, freckle faced image of innocence. It was pouring o utside. The kind of rain that gushes over the top of rain gutters, so much in a hurry to hit the earth it has no time to flow down the spout. We all stood there under the awning and just inside the door of the Target. We waited, some patiently, others irritated because nature messed up their hurried day. I am always mesmerized by rainfall. I got lost in the sound and sight of the heavens washing away the dirt and dust of the world. Memories of running, splashing so carefree as a child came pouring in as a welcome reprieve from the worries of my day. The little voice was so sweet as it broke the hypnotic trance we were all caught in "Mom let's run through the rain," she said. "What?" Mom asked. "Lets run through the rain!" She repeated. "No
When U Miss A Woman??
Why Does Love Hurt???
No don't worry. The Gimptastic One is not heart broken. This was sparked by something I read. Love hurts because it is real. This is why it hurts to lose it. I mean if it wasn't really love, then when you lost it, you could just go on as if nothing happened. Why? Because nothing DID happen, emotionally speaking. You may have gone through the motions. But it wasn't love. The more it hurts when you lose love, the more real that love was to begin with. No Pain, No Gain might be a bit cliche', but it is fitting. Love isn't about convenience. It's about sacrifice, or the willingness to sacrifice for the one you have the love for. Love doesn't come with an On/Off switch. Love is one of the biggest risks you can take. The pay off is imeasureable. But so is the pain when that love is lost. But remember, love is never a failure. There is no such thing as a failed love, if it was real to the person giving the love. Because loving someone is such a big risk. The willing
~looking At The Ceiling~
Friendships Vs. Relationships
I've always been the kind of person who tried to balance her romantic relationships with her friendships. I personally think it unhealthy to make your relationship partner your sole confidante, your sole emotional support, your sole social partner. But sometimes I feel very alone in this. I know that a new relationship, especially, is very heady, and that it's very easy to get sucked into that and make it your sole focus. At the same time, I don't understand people who distance themselves from their friends, or even ignore them completely, once they're in a relationship. I've heard various reasons for it. If your relationship is important to you, then you want to talk about it, but your friends may not support you and the relationship, and thus may try to undermine the relationship. That talking about your relationship and any issues with it is unfair to the partner. And, of course, "if I have this relationship, I don't need any others." But I cannot imagine doing the same. When
I Love You
Do you ever upon looking at someone’s face realize that they are someone special without knowing anything about them? Does it seem weird that I recently realized that I was in love with someone and I always have been? I was just waiting patiently for him to come into my life; I never knew who that was, what he looked like, what his name was but I knew he was out there somewhere. He Touched me in such a way I cant explain except that it feels right and its pure unconditional love, the kind we all strive to have in our lives. Someone to love you for who you are not who you hope to be. Money, material things, job etc. doesn’t really matter in the great realm of things because it’s all superficial and in the end its not what makes you a happy person. I for 10 years of my life lived with the most superficial and materialistic person you could find who thought his money impressed me in some way when in reality it did nothing for me but despise him more because he would put other pe
Child Of Light
CHILD OF LIGHT Gazing into the eyes of a child being brought to parents by God. You should honor, cherish and love the child with all your heart and soul never abuse or neglect your beautiful child always have love for your precious baby. Their eyes sparkle like stars in the clear night sky, their hair is bright as the sun in the early morning. Also their skin is soft like the clouds in the bright blue sky. Take the child in your arms and give them hugs and kisses all day long let the child know how much you love him or her keep them safe away from harm. Don't ever let let them go without a fight teach them right from wrong. Most of all teach them how to live life to the fullest. Let them know you will always be there for them until death do you part. Support them, be there when they are in need, don't ever turn your back on them. Written By: Virginia Itri
She Is Fucking Nuts!!!!
Ok. I keep seeing these bulletins titled "she needs to be tortured!!" and "How could a mother do this??" etc etc. News Flash People!!! The woman is NUTS!!! How else could you explain a mother taking the life of her kids, for Christ's sake!??!?!?! Does killing your own child sound like something a sane parent would do? Of Course Not!!! That's what makes this woman nuts!! Yes, any time an innocent child is harmed, it is a tragedy. You are talking to a person whose mother handed him a pill and told him "Here get it over with." And guess what people!?!?! She is fucking nuts too!!! Go figure!!!! She is an unmedicated Bi Polar. I'm not in any way trying to down play this tragedy. But I'm trying to give a level perspective here. Some of these titles to these bulletins are cruel and malicious. Stop and think with your brains and stop thinking with your hearts. You brain is made for thinking, your heart is made for feeling. I understand you are reacting to what you have r
To Piss Off Women
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the Building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband... On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. The ! third fl oor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she ex
Jewish Laundery
Jewish?? Laundry Walking through San Francisco's Chinatown, a tourist from the Midwest was enjoying the artistry of all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners when he turned a corner and saw a building with the sign "Moshe Plotnik's Laundry." Moshe Plotnik? he wondered. "How does that belong in Chinatown?" He walked into the shop and saw a fairly standard looking dry cleaner, although he could see that the proprietors were clearly aware of the uniqueness of the store name as there were baseball hats, T-shirts and coffee mugs emblazoned with the logo "Moshe Plotnik's Chinese Laundry." The tourist selected a coffee cup as a conversation piece to take back to his office. Behind the counter was a smiling old Chinese gentleman who thanked him for his purchase. The tourist asked, "Can you explain how this place got a name like 'Moshe Plotnik's Laundry?' The old man answered, "Ah...Evleebody ask me that . It name of owner." Loo
Fred ... just Fred ! A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. So he asks the man his name. "Fred," he replies. "Fred what?" the officer asks. "Just Fred," the man responds. The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name. The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. "Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?" The man replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me." "I was born Fred Dingaling. I know -- a funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself, studied hard, and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their butts! 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't re
> FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. > REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food. > > FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs > REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM > > FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong > REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying 'Dawg ... we screwed up... but > that was fun!' > > FAKE FRIENDS: have never seen you cry > REAL FRIENDS: cry with you > > FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back > REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours > > FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you > REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you > > FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing > REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' butt that left you > > FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door > REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!' > > FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile > REAL FRIENDS: Are for life >
So the point of this game is to post a blog about ten weird habits/random facts about yourself, and then "tag" ten people who, then, have to post a blog about their ten weird habits/random facts. You have to tag them in your blog and then post a comment on their page saying that you tagged them. No tag-backs are allowed! 1. I can NEVER sleep on the side of a bed by a door; I can't even have a closet/bathroom door open for me to sleep. 2. I have a freakish fear of balloons popping. 3. I have been to anger management for fighting. 4. I have a birthmark on my upper left chest. 5. I have a scar on my left knee from where I was running up the down escalator and fell at the House of Representatives office building in Washington DC in 1987. 6. I received two academic scholarships to Valdosta State College in Valdosta, GA after high school. 7. I only dropped out of college and joined the Army so I could send money home after my dad had a stroke. 8. I have to trim my pub
I Got This From Slash A Friend Of Mine...
~~~SOMETHING TO WATCH~~~ *Two moons on August 27th 2007* *27th of August the Whole World is waiting for...* Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August. It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. This will cultivate on Aug. 27th 2007, when Mars comes within 34.65M miles of earth. Everyone should watch the sky on August 27th 2007, at 12:30 a.m. It will look like the earth has 2 moons. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Share this with your family & friends... as NO ONE ALIVE TODAY will ever see it again!!!
School Stuff
It's going to be a psychological fall... — Sunday, August 19, 2007 I registered for classes today. It's frustrating because they aren't offering some of the classes I want to take in the fall. I also waited too long, so it's hard to pick a good schedule, and some of the classes I wanted are closed. I figure I'll register early for spring though. I'm taking 3 psychology classes, and human biology. I hope it's not all too much for me. One of my roomates is majoring in psychology, so maybe he can help me if I need it. I should go shopping for books tomarrow, it will give me something to do. That way I can spend the week reading my books and be ahead for school. Being proactive is good. Psych of Women and Gender Abnormal Psychology Social Psychology The last two are "upper level" classes. I'm kinda worried about it, but I would have to take them eventually anyway. I almost took a class from the teacher I don't like. But then I saw who was teaching it, and change
He Invited Me Here
So blame him :P
Yeah, so I've pretty much been outta commmission for the last couple of weeks. Been busy with moving across the country getting set up for school to start tomorrow and stuff like that. Soooooo really sorry if I haven't been responding to anyone. Or, rating new pics or visiting the wonderful Mumms. Hopefully I will have some more time to do these things, but no I don't know. eek. School starts tomorrow and I shall be busy busy busy!!! I'll try and keep up though. haha.
Trying To Figure People Out!
Well you know I always thought I was a good hearted, caring, loving, friendly person. I try my best in treating others as I would want to be treated back. I know Im not perfect and I make mistakes but dont we all. Yet at times I feel like I give more then I get back. I feel like why waste time anymore giving 100% when I only get 25%. I am seeing someone who dont seem to realize that you can only be this way towards me before I just walk away for good. I can't sit around waiting and hoping when there are many fish in the sea and besides I have a life to live for me and my son. Why do people tell you they love you but cant do simple things like call or email you once a week...and not just wait 2 wks til Im therei n there face to tell me how much they missed and love me? Why can't people just realize now what they have and not when its gone? Why when you really need your friends, they always seem to busy or to preoccupied in there life to see you need a friend? I can go on for
10 Weird facts about Me 1. My right leg is a quarter inch longer than my left. 2. I despise all insects and destroy them whenever in my sight. 3. My legs from the knee down are twisted, making me walk penguin-style. This has therefore eliminated all coordination as far as balancing activities, like skateboards, skis and rollerskating. 4. I am so hot-blooded I must have a fan on me from time to time to cool off. 5. I never learned how to swim, due to emphatic phobia of not being able to feel the ground underneath my feet. 6. I have a tremendous fear of thunderstorms, in particular a terror for lightning. 7. I've never met a person thats been interested in me when first meeting me in person, as opposed to on the Internet. 8. My lifetime record for pull-ups is Zero. This includes all grades of school when I was 300 pounds lighter and 5 inches shorter. 9. I've never had a cavity or tooth problem in my whole life and I brush very rarely. 10. I still to
Be Nice
ok this is gonna be quick and easy. If you see im on, say hi. If you start in with your smartass bullshit first thing off...i will ignore your fuckin ass. I am a nice guy but too many times people think they can talk to me any way they want to. Second, dont ever assume i'm here. I might not be and i really dont fuckin appreciate when people blow me shit especially if i'm not even fuckin here. Third, I prefer intelligent conversation but if all u want to talk to me about is the weather or some other uninteresting bullshit, talk to someone who doesnt mind it, cause i really fuckin hate it. I'm not here to chat and entertain other people. I do bounce around and check other sites and read, yes, read shit on other sites. So if u value me as a friend at all please, show me half the fuckin respect i KNOW i show you. TY...
Babe Of The Month
Monique Dupree is Babe of the month I just found out about this today
Stray Pussy
One hot July day we found this old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry site. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, and put her in a carrier and took her to the Vet. She had no name so we named her pussy cat. The Vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband, the complainer said "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my hubby El Cheap-O, and my hubby calls him El Take-O. The next day hubby had an appointment with his Doctor, which is located next door to the Vet. The Doctor's office was full of people waiting to see the Doctor. The door opened and in popped the vet and announces to my hubby, "Your wife's pussy is finally shaved and clean. She now smells like a rose. And by the way, I think she is pregnant. God knows who the father is!" and then he closed the door.
You Have Heard Of Gorean Bdsm
Well I practice Orwellian BDSM. I punish my submissive for thinking about doing bratty things. Thoughtcrime is doubleplusungood.
my gf knows i choose her over nascar the mumm came out wrong all sorry for the inconvienience is thier a way to delete it
well today was i think the last day at Shopko (i hope) was a good day. Saw Harry Potter....I thought after it being out for as long as it has been the theatre wouldn't have been that sucked! tons and tons of winey kids..that doesn't bother me to much its the parents bitchingat the! i loved the movie! i know it isn't the same as the book but i still enjoyed the special effects....i have to admit i cried..i am such a sap...oh well it was dark and i am sure no one saw or cared tonight im home alone watch9ing tv..norml night...well..thats my blah blah for today so far anyway
My Birfday Bulletin From I Love Sporks
Thank you everyone for making this one hell of a birthday. You all have me in big smiles!!!11 go show this awesome lady some birthday love. she spends all her time on here helping others so wish her a happy birthday please! :D ♥BooBoo...KDM'Z AnGeL Founder of Shadow Levelers@ fubar (repost of original by 'I Love Sporks -add me as a fan before you add me as a friend-' on '2007-08-19 16:38:56')
Help Me Get My Happy Hour
Bomb the hell out of this pic to help me get this HH i need 100,000 comments in 21 days Help me get this done
In Loving Memory Of Ray From The Fun To Him Fighting 4his Life Thanks Butterfly :)
with prayers from his wife and son,family,friends he went in peace with all the love from every one he sure will be missed and never forgotten and will be in every ones hearts take me down to the river Free MySpace slideshows, photo and video editing at
Heading To Philly...
well .... im finally heading back up north of the mason dixon line.. no im not gone for good.. just a few days. gonna pack all my stuff that i have left up there and ship it down... im quite excited about heading back to philly.. even if i was miserable there most of the time cause there was that thing called "last call" at the bars... *shudders* i get to see all my friends that are still there and my sister and brother.. i miss them.. haven't seen them in a few years.. and it will be good to get out of louisiana for a bit... i need a break from the french quarter... im only there for a few days but there is so much i have to do and so much more i WANT to do... vamp is staying in nola to run the bar and im gonna miss him and my boys... i wont be able to cuddle with my dogs for a few days.. at least when i get to my moms ill see my woodstock and my bodydragger.. i miss my doggie and my kittie... well gotta get back to bartending... ♥ PuNkGuRrL
Philosophy Or Maybe Just Common Sense
An unasked favor need not be returned.
The Comment Game
Why is it people get so bent out of shape about comments? I have done it myself. We see a comment on someoen's page we care about and get jealous, or angry or who knows what. If someone say soemthing sweet, or emotional, or loving in a comment, it doesnt mean that they feel the same as soemone else. For example, if I leave a comment saying you make me feel special, or make me smile. Then I say the same thing to someoen else, it doesnt mean the exact same thing. We hav different relationships with different people. Just because the words may say the same thing , does not mean they mean the same . or render the same emotions. Only the person I send them too will know the context the coem in. Because they know the extent of the relationship or friendshiop we have. My biggest bef with the Comment game is someoen who says one thing, then when you se there comments it is the opposite of what they say. Vut to much importance is being placed on these stupid comme
If You Had Me Alone For 24 Hrs
You And You
So the point of this game is to post a blog about ten weird habits/random facts about yourself, and then "tag" ten people who, then, have to post a blog about their ten weird habits/random facts. You have to tag them in your blog and then post a comment on their page saying that you tagged them. No tag-backs are allowed! 1. I have a "mild" case of obsessive compulsive disorder. 2. I can't sleep without the TV on. 3. I have only slept with someone the first time I met them twice...once was when I got pregnant and the other....*wink* 4. I hate my nose. 5. I am horrible about returning phone calls. 6. I love classical music. 7. I have no self-confidence. 8. I have never broken a bone. 9. I can't swim. 10. I am very co-dependent...I hate being by myself.
So the point of this game is to post a blog about ten weird habits/random facts about yourself, and then "tag" ten people who, then, have to post a blog about their ten weird habits/random facts. You have to tag them in your blog and then post a comment on their page saying that you tagged them. No tag-backs are allowed! 1. I have little to no self-confidence. 2. To relieve stress, I draw, take pictures, or write poetry. 3. I have BIG issues with my mother... 4. I have one birth mark in an inconspicuous place..... lol 5. I have an obsession with cleaning other people's houses... 6. It is under suspicion that I have two webbed toes!!! hahaha 7. I stole a truck once. 8. I was with a man for 4 years before he heard me fart... hahahahaha 9. I have to wear carmex on my lips before bed or I can't sleep... 10. A psychic once told me that I was going to be rich and famous by writing a documentary in France... And she told me to learn French... Guess I should
Nipple Piercing
Hey all put up new pics of me getting something pierced enjoy leave love and comments lol yes it really hurt lol
So the point of this game is to post a blog about ten weird habits/random facts about yourself, and then "tag" ten people who, then, have to post a blog about their ten weird habits/random facts. You have to tag them in your blog and then post a comment on their page saying that you tagged them. No tag-backs are allowed! 1 feet 2 liars 3 cheaters 4 women beaters ( should all b shot no questions asked ) 5 child beaters ( see #4 ) 6 child molesters ( see # 4 ) 7 i hate ppl that rnt on time 8 i hate that the 1 i wanna b with forever is so far away!!! 9 i have a habit of playing with my hair 10 i hate it when family reunions turn into country fest ( insert year)
Cu E's Fungehk Uh Muyhc
E ys naymmo rydehk drec muyh fung, E sayh ed'c yhhuoehk yc ymm ramm yht E fyhd dra suhao xielg cu E lyh kad y lyn xielg. Fryd dra ramm E's cu yhhuoat nekrd huf. Pmyr baubma cilg, yht ev oui lyh'd nayt drec oui cilg cu ry, E feh, lnylgyc.
White Trash
you can take the boy out of the whit trash but you can't take the white trash out of the boy.
Writers Challenge!
Ernest Hemingway was once prodded to compose a complete story in six words. His answer, personally felt to be his best prose ever, was "For sale: baby shoes, never used." Some people say it was to settle a bar bet. Others say it was a personal challenge directed at other famous authors. I'd like to challenge you to compose your own Six Word Story. Be as inventive as possible. Have those few words tell the whole tale of you. Really think about it - one complete sentence, subject and verb, to sum yourself up... Everyone has a story. Can you tell yours in six words? Sure you can.... Raggdoll: Pain is a mirror of love. Robyn: The Beauty Lies In The Flaws.... Paintings by CANO: Help is not, repeat, NOT forthcoming. Kevin Daniel: everything will be alright, i think. Shelleyan: Photographs capture a moment in time! Green Shoes: I'll never fall in love again. Thor Thunderhorn: Music: The voice of the gods Mike{ Seldom was a tail left unturned.} Chloe'~ Always looking for the p
Since he is needing leveling and I haven't written anything for him yet, I thought I would go ahead and tell you a little something about my friend, NCSpanker. I met NCSpanker (Michael) through Stay at Home Mom (Kirsten) when she was trying to help him level (I think maybe 3 or 4 levels Although, the amount of pics he had was a little intimidating (just look, it was well worth taking the time to rate them because I got to know him and of course, we became friends. Michael stops by my page all the time. There is seldom a day that goes by that he doesn't and those are only day that he is either not feeling well or not around at all. He always tries to take the time to send a different comment every day along with a little saying or note to you personally to bring you a smile! What a nice friend! :) He is big into Nascar, loves his friends and even likes his "spanks" too! :P If ever you need a friend, need help leveling or just want to say hi, this is
Welcome Down Thumbers!!! Bitch!!!
redvinylgrl@ fubar I know it!!! She just reported 6 of NSFW on my own stashes!!!! FUCK HER IN BLOCKED CUNT!!!!
~~~somewhere The Sun Is Shining~~~
Visit www.hostdrjack.comHost Your Images & Videos FREE CLICK HERE! Somewhere the Sun is Shining © By BlueWolf Somewhere the sun is shining, and the clouds are not in sight. Somewhere someone's laughing, and talking about what might. What might have been another year, for us to spend together. What might have been another time, that I could cherish forever. Somewhere two people laugh and joke, and carry on all day. Talk about their past and future, in an extraordinary way. They talk about the last few years, and how they made a bond. They found it funny they both were different, but both especially fond. Fond of each other everyday, so genuine and true. A friend to tell of all your worries, if ever you were blue. To trust with all my secrets, and keeping yours close to heart. Knowing you will comfort me, and sharing all our art. Somewhere the sun is shining, and we will meet again. Become the friends we always were, and talk abou
Blog Migration
I used to mumm boring same ol shit different day, well i'm going to random blogs now... who knows might meet some good people
Wolf © By BlueWolf © Ferocious and stealth, he makes not a sound. His paws are silent as they touch the ground. Stalking his prey ever so slightly Although this task cannot be taken lightly. He wisps through trees and under thick brush. And even though he is calm, he's still in a rush. The pups need feeding and he is on his last breath. If he does not get food it will surely mean death. It is night now and all is quiet Except for a gunshot that causes a riot. The wolf drops to his belly all the while stunted. He was unknowing that the hunter became the hunted...............
Smokin Aces Kid Extended
Happy Hour ,,start Date,,contest
******SEXYGILRBLONDE's ****** HAPPY HOUR/VIP/BLAST CONTEST IS READY TO START THE CONTEST WILL BE STARTING TUESDAY AUGUST 21, 2007@5PM pacific time, SO THERE IS STILL TIME TO ENTER.RUNS 10 DAYS. YOU CANT MISS THIS..... I am holding a contest and this one you might really want to check out. TOP PRIZE.... A FREE HAPPY HOUR!!!!!!!!! This contest will run for 10 full days and there are some rules that MUST be followed before you decide to enter. I will be taking entries starting now and will take them through the first day of the contest which will start as soon as I have at least 25 entries. When I get the entries needed I will post a bulletin stating the date and time the contest will start. RULES!!!!! You and anyone that will be helping you in the contest must rate me, fan me and be on my friends list to enter or comment in this contest. I will be checking everyone and the folder will be set for friends only to comment so anyone that you want to help you
Is The Weekend Over Yet!?!
IM So Glad That It Is Sunday. This Weekend Was So Boring And Long. I Had No One To Hang Out With This Weekend. The People That I Wanted To Hang Around Anyway. I Could Have Went Over My Friend Becky’s (Drunk Bitch) House And Partied With Them. This Was Friday Night. I Was So Frustrated By Then That I Just Decided To Stay Home And Say To Hell With It. So I Sat On This Damn Thing All Night With Nothing To Do. Saturday Night Was Pretty Much The Same As Friday Night. It Was Absolutely Boring Again. I Was Calling Everybody To See If They Wanted To Go Out. I Was Going To Go Out But This One Person Told Me To Call Him Back Around 10 30 pm Or So And We Could Figure Something Out. Well, I Called Him Several Times And I Never Did Receive A Answer. I Gave Up After The Third Time. So I Done Pretty Much The Same Thing As I Did The Night Before. Today, I Pretty Much Just Laid Around The House. My Dads Girlfriend Had Her Grandson Babysitting Him Today. He Is Such A Cutie. I Pla
Join The Lounge Fam!!!
OK ALL THIS LOUNGE IS MADE AND RDY FOR DA FAM TA COME UP IN N MAKE IT THEIR HOME SO COMMON IN N KICK IT WID ALL DA FAM MCL MADD LOVE FOR ALL DA FAM HERES DA LINK Welcome To The Wicked Klown Juggaloz Dark Lounge In Here Its Always A Mini Gathering And Once You Join Up Your Family To EveryOne Here MCL To All The Los N Lettes, Scroll All The Way Down For The Chat! And Show Nothing But Respect For The Family And The Mods Because You Will Be Banned If You Dont! AND ITS MEMBERS ONLY IF UR NOT SUBSCRIBED WITHIN AN HOUR OF BEING IN YOU WILL BE BANNED
My Sharon
This is My Sharon!
Unfinished Buisness. Volume 1
The box is small, but it contains all the fury and hatred that Hell could conjure. A silver box, barely the size of a cigarette case, holding fifteen bullets. Seven are engraved with the names of the hearts they belong in. The others are for anyone who gets in my way. I try to be fair. A hired gun is a risky occupation. You are never sure whom you can trust. If a client doesn't like the fact that you are a free agent, they try to find ways to persuade you to be exclusive. I, in my ignorance, decided that I couldn't be threatened. I work for whomever I want, when I want. They sent seven guns after me. I took that as a compliment. I understand that business is business, but these fools made it personal. They took my wife and my little girl from me. I know they are in Heaven now. Hell will be a small price to pay for the retribution I am about to deliver. First on my list is a kid that calls himself Tyrone. Tyrone thinks he is a thug straight out of the ghetto. He likes his clothes to
A Friend Of Mine
Ok my best friend loves this guy that said he loves her but then he said that he doesnt love her the day after.She just broke up with this guy that has 2 jobs and likes her alot.She told him that its not working out and that she loves that"guy"....even her own mom doesnt like"that guy"...)oh "that guy"is the guy that said that he loves her and then said that he doesnt love her).sooooooo.....her mom asked my gf and i to talk some sence into her because all its goin to lead her is a broken heart.
What Does Love Mean?
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think : ____ "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8 _____ "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4 (I love this one) _____ "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5 _____ "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs." Chrissy - age 6 ___ "Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." Terri - age 4 (How true) _____ "Love is when my mo
Soo Cool! I'm going to get my Doctorate in Psychology (Human Factors) at Wichita State University. Had my first class last week and go to another class tomorrow... Now what should my thesis be about? I have a bit of time to ponder thank goodness. Just getting to that first class reminded me how much I love school!
Words Of Wisdom Passed To Me...
A young lady was waiting for her flight in the boarding room of a big airport. She needed to wait many hours, she decided to buy a book to spend her time. She also bought a packet of cookies. She sat in an armchair, in the VIP room of the airport, to rest and read in peace. Beside the armchair where the packet of cookies lay, a man sat down in the next seat, open his magazine and started reading. When she took a cookie, the man took one also. She felt irritated but said nothing. She just thought : "What a nerve! If I was in the mood I would punch him for daring!" For each cookie she took, the man took one too. This was infuriating her but she didn't want to cause a scene. When only one cookie remained she thought : "ah..What's this abusive man do now?" then the man, taking the last cookie, divided it into half, giving her one half. AH! That was too much! She was angry now! In a huff, she took her book, her things and stormed to the boarding place. When she sat down in her seat, ins
Thank You For Making My Birthday Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Visit www.hostdrjack.comHost Your Images & Videos FREE CLICK HERE! Visit www.hostdrjack.comHost Your Images & Videos FREE CLICK HERE! Thank You!!! Thank You!!! Thank You.....I wanted to thank everyone for making my birthday wonderful. There are so many people to thank I don't even know where to begin and so I don't exclude anyone I'm not going to mention names here but do it on a personal basis.This might take me a few days considering there is so many thank showed me so much love. I never expected today to be what it was. I'm truly greatful to the many awesome friends I have in my life. Thank you to everyone for all the notes, gifts, tags, Status Shout Out,Birthday Bulletins, Songs,Birthday blogs and anything else I might have missed to say. Your friendship means so much to me. This is one Birthday I will never forget. I have never seen so much love in one day from so many people. Many Thanks to all of you for taking the time to remember me today.Much Love to you. ¢¾BooBoo...KDM'Z
Drunk Dialing
Okay so im going to be majorly drunk dialing tonight someone has already claimed the spot for my first drunk dial anyone else wanna be called? leave a number in my shoutbox or something lol ill come back and check to see who wants a call Later sexpots
First Chapter Of My Novel...please Comment ;)
"The Voice From Within" I have been called many things over the years in my practice. A shrink. A therapist. A pill provider. Another bill to pay. But, I consider myself to be a confidant. A listener. An un-biased opinion. Although I am technically a licensed psychiatrist, I do my job to help people and hopefully, they leave my office feeling different than when they walked in. To do this, I find that my list of patients is quite smaller than those of my colleagues. I see only a handful of patients a week. I limit my sessions, but not to one hour. I feel it often takes more than just an hour for a person to really open up to another person, let alone, a stranger. For this reason, I only accept new patients under certain circumstances. I was out having some lunch enjoying my afternoon off when those circumstances happened to fall into place. “Maureen, it's Stacy.” My best friend sounded frantic. “Hey, sweetie, what's wrong?” I replied. “Um, I sorta need a favor.” “Ok. I
Down Raters
I dont know what people get off by down rating. I have never down rated anyone. I dont see a point. There are so much down rating going on in real life. With prejudices with race creed or sexual orientation. Why do we have to have this conflict in fubar? It is an online bar for crying out loud! For a person to delibratly go out here and try to hurt a person by down rating them just plain sucks. Not to say that it should bother a person that an insecure bastard down rated their pic. But lets face it can piss a person off. I think that fubar should weed out the down raters and kick their asses to the curb. If not maybe the fubar users should have a lounge where we post the urls of the down rater so we could go and block their asses! Or beter yet down rate them into oblivion. Thanks for listening to my rant. Later
I guess I'm really desperate I accidentally posted it twice! Chit!
Meet The Slavic Goddesses
Baba Yaga - is a Slavic Crone of ancient Russia and the Baltic Regions, where the Goddess Culture for thousands of years in the region known as Old Europe. Baba Yaga is often seen as the gruesome Witch, who has a reputation of scaring forest dwellers and eat children for trespassing. Her house, like any good place of worship is said to move on it's own. Her lawn is covered in skulls and these were all who did not approach her with proper respect. Baba Yaga is a Goddess of Life, Death, and ultimately Rebirth, as she tested those who came to here. As a harvest Goddess, she plants us, raises us, cuts us down, stores us through the winter's night, and finally replants us. She represents that which is feared and that which we fear. Thinking on the Goddess Baba Yaga, remember what we fear will kill us if we turn our backs to it. It is better to face our fears no matter how gruesome, then to find our energy scattered and unable to return. Goddess of death and regeneration. Baba Yaga can appea
Just Testing For Own Info
wanting to see which now show up as red X's thats all Codes for comments a big Rosy Hug for you Courtesy of call 911 your so hot Courtesy of roses for a lady vase of 12 Courtesy of you make me Purr Courtesy of roses for lovely lady Courtesy of cherrylicious day Courtesy of mmm i like what i see Courtesy of Dreaming of you Courtesy of a friend Courtesy of paws on you Courtesy of dreaming of you
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Update About Shoulder!
I found out some more news last week from the doctor at the hospital where i get my shoulder put back in place everytime it dislocates itself(via emergency department)& he said because it's been dislocating every night while i'm asleep that he says that i will be getting my shoulder re-constructed as of October 31, so it will be another 12months before i will be allowed to work after the operation, so i'm talking about Jan '09 before i can work again! I might as well admit myself into a mental institution as i'm going to go absolutely mentally insane in the recovery time! I know alot of you will be there for me online to keep me occupied but it's nothing like having company in person to keep me occupied though, but i seriously appreciate it all the same!
Exra Loving
the first time i had the opportunity to take care for a group of young men and women was exciting!although we had known each other only a few months,it felt like we`d known each other our entire life.i love them and i felt GOD`S love them trough.when i was moved to another area of service,i was filled with resentment because i have grown attached to the group.i thought i was going to lose them but i was mistaken.i know that no matter what happens,i`ll never be alone.GOD blessed me with a new group and i feel his exra loving care...
Sign My Guestbook!!
I forgot toput this in the last blog, but EVERYONE please sign my guestbook!!! Much Love..*KISSES* Jaylin
So it is 4:30ish. My baby just woke up. Although it doesn't matter because I have been up all night anyway. My baby sister, being 14, has decided to move in with her father. Our mother passed away 2 years ago and my sister has been with me since. I am scare for her. Our brothers are not the nicest people and always seem to give her a hard time. Also one of my brothers went to jail another is on house arrest and the youngest well he is on his way there. My step father can barely take care of himself and they never have food. If they do it is junk food. All I can do is cry. I just want the pain to go away.
Signs Your Partner Is Not Being Honest
Is it really you? What are the warning signs that your fubar lover, or anyone for that matter, isn't entirely truthful about who they are? 1. Their cell phone only works during work hours - no signal at their house! 2. They don't have a home phone (yet they have the internet at home???) 3. You are always on Cam and they don't have one!!!!!! (its broken, have to buy a new one, dog chewed my cord!) 4. They mysteriously hang up during phone sex or serious chat session. Due to a dead battery - Ever hear of a charger butthead!! 5. Your conversations get cut short cause they get kicked out of the IM (alot!) Only to return and apologize the next day -due to (power went off, computer froze up, dog chewed the cord) 6. Other people leave comments on their page about how fucking awesome they are, and how they cannot wait to meet them in person. (aww don't be jealous I'm just a flirt - we're just friends!) 7. They only ever refer to you as honey, baby, sweetie, hun, darlin, ect., never
Tattoo Contest....
Please rate & comment bomb my tattoo of Romeo here......Thanks! xo
I Found This Funny You Probably Won't
For Those of you with virgin eyes do not I repeat do not read this it will piss you off This is satirical and sarcastic and not my belief but I found it funny. Take it at face value and nothing more. Fuck the South Fuck the South. Fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves -- yeah, those are states we want to keep. And now what do we get? We're the fucking Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? The Authentic America. Really? Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes. Those Founding Fathers you keep going on and on about? All that bullshit about what you think they meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment because you didn't bother to read the first half of the fucking sentence? Wh
Aug 20
August 20, 2007 Quote of the Day "It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time." – Winston Churchill
so today i start this new excited because i need the money but i also do want to go because i grown quit accustomed to not having a job and sitting doing nothing...i dont want to be a productive member of im about to go in do this so wish me luck...on another unrelated i am thinking about turning gay becuase i dont understand women...i mean i just dont understand why women are so friggin crazy anyway....later
Untitled 2-2-97
Sadness will find your eyes dry As your Arms Envelop my Body Your eyes are Downcast As our Lips Collide in Sweet Perfection Soft as the petal Of a red rose A single Diamond Tear Collects inside but refuses to fall You torture yourself As i Hold You Tell yourself To Hold Back You Slip out of Eden Garden of Sanity In A moment Of lost reality Relive an illusion Haunt your Own Dreams and Death make you Live Again.
Police Officer Pimp Out
I thought I'd pimp out a hero today. No, he's not Army, No he's not Navy No, He's not Air Force No, He's not a Marine either. While those people are over seas in strange lands protecting our country he's here protecting our streets, right here at home. He risks his life doing things as simple as ticketing a speeder all the way up to taking a drug dealer off our streets. We pray for our troops to come home safely as does him and his family, but his family also prays that he makes it home safe after every shift he works at the station. His uniform isn't camo, it's blue, he's a police officer sworn to protect and serve."CARNAGE" Energizer Bunny arrested! Charged with Battery! ... Sign my Guestbook !!!!@ fubarThis pimpout brought to you out of the darkness by:Nassy V4mpir3 Bitch sign my guest book@ fubar
Police Officer Pimp Out
I thought I'd pimp out a hero today. No, he's not Army, No he's not Navy No, He's not Air Force No, He's not a Marine either. While those people are over seas in strange lands protecting our country he's here protecting our streets, right here at home. He risks his life doing things as simple as ticketing a speeder all the way up to taking a drug dealer off our streets. We pray for our troops to come home safely as does him and his family, but his family also prays that he makes it home safe after every shift he works at the station. His uniform isn't camo, it's blue, he's a police officer sworn to protect and serve."CARNAGE" Energizer Bunny arrested! Charged with Battery! ... Sign my Guestbook !!!!@ fubarThis pimpout brought to you out of the darkness by:Nassy V4mpir3 Bitch sign my guest book@ fubar
This Is From Myspace... I'm Really A Babbling Fool... I Wrote This On There..
OK i just don't care anymore. My little black heart has had enough... i'm going fucking insane. ok? i don't know what to do nemore. i miss my ex, Jeff. SO much so that i've taken to practially wearing the blanket he bought me ages ago. i see his picture and break down in tears. i want to scream but there is no sound. i want to cry but there's no more tears left. I can't get ahold of him, He's not online nemore & his grandmother changed her cell phone number (the only way i knew to reach him) so Now, i fucked myself. my heart mind body & soul belongs to jeff. there is no doubt in my mind about that. i have never loved any man the way i love him. I've never tried to hard in my life to ignore my love for him after he left. and it's killing me more and more everyday. Jeff is the love of my life... and he always will be... that is the truth the whole truth and nothing but the fucking truth. Pure fucking Honesty people. i need him back in my life and i am sooo willing to search for him as l
So Sad
Was Only Playing Lol
I got this this morning and was not too happy but also thought it was funny! dmarkham: well this was my 1st mumm and i fucked up excuse the fuck out of me csi any of them are my favorites it will b my job but i was frustrated at shit going on in my life and i was excited it was my 1st. so fuck you u dont have to put ignorant comments or sound like a bitch they r just questions get a life and take that serious or stay a kid and take everything serious that's just questions bitch. I was playing in the mumms and left a comment on his! OH also he blocked me so I cant tell him what i thought back lol
1977 / 2007
A lot of words have been written about the summer of 1977 it was the year Elvis passed; the Bronx burned and it was the summer of Son of Sam. Those are bad memories that people tend to dwell on can't somebody think of something good that came out of the summer of 77
Hey Everyone I know that I havent been on much lately and I know some of you are worried But I am ok and I am having Surgry Wed and I wont be on much then either but I just wanted everyone to know that I am ok and I will talk to you all soon. Best wishes to all Heather
Well This Is A First Here...
I have written a few blogs out here in cyberspace, but not on Fubar.. We´ll see how it goes. I had to school in the kids in the daycare today, well this whole week actually, starting school again on monday next.. So looking forward to it, getting out of the house and doing something other than just being a mom. Well anyways, that was fun. Love being here on Fubar the love here is great! Never felt more appreciated in my life - Thank you all! I know I am kinda crap at returning the love but Ill try harder to keep up.. So how does it feel to get in the head of a rambling stranger? Lol! Im going to write some later maybe, but right now mom duties are calling. So Take Care XoXoXo And see ya all later!
Name Calling
I just for the Love of me Just do not get it. For a Woman to stoop so low as to Bash a man, But what makes me very sicker is a man that will stoop to an even lower level to Bash her. This is the 20th Century when are people going to get with it and just be the bigger person and just walk away? Don't get me wrong I have done this is my time But learned a valuable lesson the hard way to someone I would have given up life for and loved from the Bottom of my heart. I don't care who the person is nothing is worth saying hateful words to over anything or anybody. Life is Precious and we only live once. Why make it miserable? If you don't love the person then just leave, But don't continue to bitch about it cuz the person that you are bitching about it to just gets really sick of hearing it. There is just no Justification in this world to ever Bash a person NO MATTER what kind of life they lead, Or what kind of the person they are. What a person does in the private life is their business and
Just A Story.
Warm Mississippi afternoons are what six-year-olds live for. I sat on the front porch swing, staring off into space, and an ant crawled across my bare toe. “Momma says you have to pick up your stuff,” my sister spoke up and I bit back a growl. I just ignored her, and set the swing to movement, the dirty bottoms of my feet slipping against the wooden boards of the porch with a soft swish like an old straw broom. “What’re you looking at?” I shot her a dirty look. She didn’t take hints very well. “That radio tower.” I nodded my head in the direction of it, across the way, in the middle of a corn field. “That’s stupid,” she scoffed, tossing her thick blonde hair behind her and eyeing me with distaste. “Why are you looking at a dumb ole radio tower?” I took a deep breath and swirled my tongue around the inside of my mouth, tasting the slight taste of peppermint from the stick of gum my daddy had
Dear Marina..
Dear Marina, My love, I can not stand this. It is almost (but not quite) too hard to be away from you. I am usually okay, but at times like this (especially today) it just seems too much to bear. I can not function today from thinking of you. I just have to tell you, Marina, to share with you that sacred part of my inner, secret life, the thoughts I think that everyone has but does not always say. I know that sometimes pride gets in the way of expressing emotions. I believe that is the cause of my reticence in telling you how I feel sometimes, that and the fact that passion in an extreme state can be scary, you almost just want to shut it away for fear that it will eventually destroy you. (sound familiar?) I think of my feelings, my love for you not with craving or with hope or even desire, but just with a kind of wonder that such things could be. You have opened my eyes to how love should feel. I can promise you this, I will never again settle for less. But, at this time in b
For All That I Love
White is my "personal" favorite as it stands for loyalty.
Great Great Great
Well I got a phone call today telling me I don't get a break between classes like I am supposed to. Usually I get a week in between but not this time. Grrr aggravation. So I am retaking Fundamentals of Marketing and now taking Computer classes also. Fun Fun Fun.. In other words everyone I am going to be around less and less. Which means less ability to help in comment bombing, and so on. Not that too many will miss me but I just wanted to let the few that give a shit know that unless they know the other ways to reach me *wink* then I will be indisposed a lot. Just because I am logged in won't mean that I am sitting here. I will be using a different browser for school. Anyway I will miss some of you asses and the rest hey ya never talk so nothing to miss.
New Member
good afternoon family i hope all are well today , we have a new bomber today pls all go welcome her an rate fan pics thank you ms maine Thickndaazz4ya@ fubar
Still miss him. Even though I shouldn't. I need someone to knock me in the head a few times to get him out of it. Argh.
Bob Dylan - A Hard Rain's A-gonna Fall
Work Lol
why would you be on line if your trying too work
I Hold Myself
I hold myself when i cry myself to sleep. I hold myself when i cry. I tell myself everythings goin to be okay. I tell everyone i am loved, I have love. I feel pain in every bit of myself. I ask myself why am i not loved. I ask myself why I have to hold myself when i cry myself to sleep. I ask myslef why I have to cry. I ask myself why I have to tell myself everything is going to be okay. I ask myself why I have to feel pain. Everynite, nite after nite i never have the answers. Every day, day after day I put on a smile and forget about the nite I had to hold myself while I cried myself to sleep.
What Happened To You?
You were lying there without any expression on your face. What happened to you? i whispered your name, no response. What happened to you? I wanted to touch you, I couldn't. What happened to you? I wanted to lay next to you in your bed, I couldn't. What happened to you? I blew a kiss to you, no response. What happened to you? We were outside, I gave you a flower. What happened to you? I said goodbye, I love you. What happened to you? I drove away crying. Now I know, my love had died.
Scroll down to we sleep forever and watch the video. my God he's beautiful. LOL Aiden's Conviction will be in stores tomorrow, but we're giving you a preview of it all day!
Consent On The First Date
Ok, Wtf
Shes So Fuckin Cool
I dig her MUCHO GRANDE julie~ fantasy maker of all your dreams@ fubar
Different Strokes?
SO LOOKING BACK OVER THE LAST FEW WEEKS, IVE COME TO REALIZE I HAVE PIMPED OUT THE QUITE A FEW OF THE SAME PEOPLE OVER AND OVER AGAIN, SO TODAY IS SOMETHING NEW....GO SHOW THESE PEOPLE SOME LOVE! Wêll ̆ Äïñ† Gðññå Lï¢k ̆§êl£@ fubar *~Anastasia~* Fubar Wifey/RL GF to d3rn7 aka Patrick~*@ fubar THANK YOU THANK YOU DRINK, DRANK, DRUNK! Drunk1{NSFW MILFsStalkingVictim}{theTanksGM}@ fubar Fine Print: Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Brainbox - Down Man
Fed Up!
This will be one a few times where I am going to go off! My 5 Dimensional compassion goes a loooooooong way but sometimes I feel the need to assert my brutal honesty. So I changed my default pic after so many months of having the same one. I changed it to one of me flexing with my shirt off. So I get all these comments from women, which is cool, but within two hours some ass marks it NSFW! FUCK YOU to the asshole who labeled it NSFW. It's okay for women to show everything on this site and no one complains but a man shows his chest and it's NSFW? FUCK YOU. I have seen women showing pics of thier pussy on here and noone has marked it. It was probably one of you ass kissing, sissy, little girly men who suck up to women and suckle on their power teets like they were your fuckin binkie! OR maybe it was someone who is fat and resents people who actually takes care of and respects their body. Or maybe it was some sexually repressed, self-hating, judgmental person who is ashamed o
Me And My Toys
I grew up in a small town and was still technically a virgin until my senior yr of high school, but only because I was afraid that if I fucked anyone, the whole town would find out within hours. I satisfied my erotic desires by masturbation and daydreaming. I used a variety of tools to help me, including two big rubber dildos I had gotten from a mail order company. The first time I tried to put one inside my tight little pussy hole, I almost fainted from the pain/pleasure. I had long since busted my cherry with my fingers and hair brushes and the like, but the dildo was thicker and longer than anything I had ever used before. The day the first one arrived, I took the package and rushed up to my room. Once inside I locked the door and ripped open the brown package to stare in awe at the huge rubber cock I held in my hands. I tore off my clothes to stand naked with the dildo. My pussy was already starting to spurt juices as I slid the rubber all across my body, paying particular att
Done With My Contest
yep ive done it...ive given chance in hell in even catching 4th place now but i want to thank those who were there to help it really means alot that i do have a few truefriends on here!!!
So ...?
What'd ya'll do this weekend?
Life Is Goooood
Hey ya'll, Just wanted to say hi and hope ya'll are doing GREAT! I want to go into detail but i just cant tooooo excited! Im in LOVE again, need i say more! Have a good one!
Laugh For August 20
Possible meaning for F.E.M.A. F**k! Evacuate! Move on. Apply blame F**k Every Minority in America F**k Every Man and Animal F**k Everything, Massive Anarchy Few Emergencies Merit Attention Flood Evacuation? Maybe After For Evacuees Missing in Action Fearing Every Mass Attack Federal Experts My Ass Federal Emergency Mismanagement Agency Fumbling Every Major Attack Failure to Evacuate and Manage Appropriately Federal Emergencies Managed Atrociously Funneling Everyone's Money Away Federal Excuse-Making Agency Falsely Exaggerated Management of Accidents Finally Emergency Men Arrive Finally Evaluating Messy Aftermath Failure to Effectively Manage Anything Flood Event Maims Administration Feeble Excuses Mounting All over Foreseeable Election Matter Already Forget Ever Managing Again Failure Eventually Means Asskissing Farewell Emergency Mike, Adios Former Equestrian Managers Association.
I Don't Need You, I Want You
I DON'T NEED YOU to tell me who to be I WANT YOU to love the person that I am I DON'T NEED YOU to hold me back from what I want I WANT YOU to encourage me to dream big I DON'T NEED YOU to tell me that I can't I WANT YOU to believe in my strength to succeed I DON'T NEED YOU to tell me the right way to do things I WANT YOU to share the wisdom you've gained through your experiences I DON'T NEED YOU to solve my problems for me I WANT YOU to listen with an open mind and offer your advice I DON'T NEED YOU to satisfy me sexually I WANT YOU to enjoy a mutual expression of our love I DON'T NEED YOU to sit back and let me have all the glory I WANT YOU TO stand with me as we conquer our goals together I DON'T NEED YOU to worship me I WANT YOU to share the gift of your love with me I DON'T NEED YOU, I WANT YOU
When you can slide a mountain to the side an inch without crumbling it to dust and stones When you can write a love song full of raging hatred without breaking the heart of the love of your life When you can stomp heavy-footed across the surface of the ocean without creating a single ripple When you can strike two blocks of ice together to create a fire without spilling a drop of water When you can plant a weed and produce an apple tree without spoiling the flavor of the fruit That is when you can change me into who you want me to be so that I can become someone you could love
First Day Of Classes
So the class I'm afraid of is now the class I will enjoy. My teacher is mexican, with accent. Me and him sat around before class joking about "vatos" and joking in spanish. hahahaha fucking West Virginia is done. hehehehe.
Time To Fish Or Cut Bait???
OK, no doubt that this year has been the hardest so far for me at work. Seems like all I do is complain about it or about how I have time for nothing else. Well the last few weeks have been non stop fire drills for me to handle and, although stressful, I have handled them. Problem is I have an upper level manager that wants to blame me for having to do the drills in the first place. It doesn't matter that I have had to take over another task in addition to my old one. It doesn't matter that he was one of the people that raided my personnel taking 75% of my staff, farming them out elsewhere. Even when we replace one of them, HE RAIDS US FOR THAT PERSON TOO. He wants to add more work to my task with no new personnel or financing to do it too and now that it is really getting to my government customers who fund us, who's fault is that.. Why mine, of course. On the plus side, whether he wants to see it or not, all the fire drills and successful completions there of has given me and my
You should show your boyfriend or girlfriend respect. Communicate with each other so u can see where you both are coming from.
Cute? Lolz
GRAPHIC PHOTO! How Babies are Delivered. This is a really helpful photo for any of you who have kids, grandkids, nieces, nephews, godchildren actually, for anyone who spends even a little time with young children. Eventually, you'll have to face the 'where do babies come from?' issue, and this picture is definitely worth a thousand words. But prepare yourself -- it's pretty explicit! You might want to look at it privately before sharing it with the children in your life. Don't delete, a must see!
Will take me a couple of days to totally get everything switched over to the new house.. So, I'm not ignoring ya or anything! ;) Hopefully I'll have all this shit switched over asap. Moving can be a pain in the ass, but man is my new place beautiful!!! Loving it... Talk to everyone soon- K
Havein A Lil Fun :)
This is what I call.. The Naughty Survey. Simply fill it out and send it to the person who posted this bulletin. Have a naughty time! START 1) Would you slap my ass? 2) Would you slap me in naughty ways? 3) Would you fuck me? 4) How hard? 5) Would you finger me/give me a handjob? 6) Would you eat me out/give me head? 7) [guys answer this] If you were to finger me, how many fingers would you use and how deep in my pussy would you go? 8) [girls answer this] If you were to give me head, would you suck my whole cock and use your tounge or would you not even try it? 9) If we were in a movie theater and I took you to the back where no one was there and started touching you in private places, would you go along with it? 10) If both of us were extremly horny in a public place, would you find somewhere to fuck me or would we just wait til we get home? 11) If I asked you to try something a little different, would you do it even if it seems a little
20th August 2007
My apologies to anyone that talks to me. My Dad passed away on the early hours of this morning so I'm afraid I won't be around much. To those that give a damn, especailly one, I'll make fucking sure I'll keep in contact every second I can. Just know that the next few days I may not be around on here much. It's not anything against you I just, I don't know. Malcolm Cavanagh RIP. The most terrible, horrible Dad that ever lived in some eyes but to me you were always the best person that ever walked the planet. - Aprez
What Is Courage And Bravery?
Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear. ~Ambrose Redmoon Courage is being afraid but going on anyhow. ~Dan Rather Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared. ~Edward Vernon Rickenbacker Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid. ~Franklin P. Jones Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. ~Ambrose Bierce Fear and courage are brothers. ~Proverb Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. ~C.S. Lewis Courage is tiny pieces of fear all glued together. ~Irisa Hail It is easy to be brave from a safe distance. ~Aesop Courage is fear holding on a minute longer. ~George Smith Patton Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway. ~John Wayne Courage is almost a contradiction in terms. It means a strong desire to live taking the form of readi
this guy, was having touble meeting girls, so a friend told him to put a potato in his bathing suit. He did, but everyone stayed far away from him. When he told his freind, his friend told him to try it again the next day, but this time put the potato in the front
Why The New Guy Got Fired From Dairy Queen!
Shot at 2007-08-20
Im Done, Im Fed Up, Im Hurt **pls Read**
I AM DONE with the dating scene... I want NO part in it... I dont trust anyone to get that close to me again... Scott (my ex) has hurt me so deeply in the last yr I dont believe I will EVER be ready to try again... whether he ment to or not isnt the point,... If your readin this & interested in me, pls dont waste your time... Im not going to fold, or bend... Im done with dating!! Im sorry for those who are bothered by readin this but I had to put this out there!! Im fine with growing old alone.. Ive accepted this.. I have my kids, thats all I need!!
My Summer
For my friends that dont have me on Myspace...I feel I need to explain my absence. I took a few days off work at the begining of August and I spent some time with my kids. We went out on long bike rides and had cookouts. I spent some time renting movies and hanging out with my kids b4 they started back to school. Saw some good movies. 300, Preminition, the Number 23, Ditribia, and a lot was fun...and my son (who is now 11) watched alot of them with me...and we had a good time. I have been getting the kids ready for school. They started back this past week. I never realized that I hated shopping so much, but after the past week or so I realize that its not nearly so much fun when you dont get anything for yourself....LMAO. But the kids are getting back into a school routine and my nights will be mine again. YEAH! I have missed ya all...and I will talk to ya all and hugs Di
I'm going back to bed.. I don't feel good today.. anyone got any chicken soup?
Keeping It Real
People need to keep it real and stop playing head games with people.
My Battles
ok i have to say it isnt all bad here while i recover I got some real awsome battles they are funny and fun... and we love to low crawl and play war together and do details together... my battles are to cool sleeping accross from my best battle i would do anything for she makes me laugh when i am down, oh hell thats my other one as well... there are those days that i am realy down and they are there... I am greatfull for them... and our many adventures and more we come up with when we get bord... yeah and movie nights as well.
Help Me!!
Ok..Here it goes..a dimples contest...Please take some time to comment me...Please Please Please..yes I am
Widdle Wabbits
Widdle Wabbits A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?" She looks around a little, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, finally leans forward and says in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
My Very 1st Contest
Well I went and did it.. I entered my very first contest. It's for dimples :DIf anyone can spare a fewcomments and would be willing to help me out I'd REALLY appreciate it. Here's the link Thanks for any help :)
The Devil And You
My Daughter Rocks!!!!!!!!
I was helping my 7 year old with her homework tonight.. and her question was what do you want to be when you turn 25. She looked up at me with her big brown eyes and said " Mama what do you want to be when you turn 25...your not 25 yet your 23 right?" I just smiled and told her I love her so much! She is an angel in my eyes!!
Contest ~ King Or Queen Of The Embarrassed Fu!
Come claim your Crown! "Your Most Embarrassing Photo" Contest! Enter to win! 1st prize ľ 1 Day Blast ľ Trophy (VIP Gifts) ľ Dozen Roses (Fubar Gifts) ľ Custom Graphic (with your name emblazoned for all the Fu World to see) Start Date and Time: Friday August 24th Noon (EST) End Date and Time: Sunday August 26th Noon (EST) Rules: Anything goes with these exceptions: 1. No down rating 2. No bad mouthing 3. No player hating! If you can not follow these or if you get caught doing them you will be removed from the contest. So gather your people, get your photo to me, get your royal keyboarding fingers in shape and let's have some Fun! Entry Deadline: Friday Aug 24th 10:00 AM (EST) Be Crowned the King or Queen of the Embarrassed Fu Contest Hostess: Lucretia ~ LuAngel1111 ~ Send Photo to:
Authentic Text Of Chief Seattle's Treaty Oration 1854
Source: "Four Wagons West," by Roberta Frye Watt, Binsford & Mort, Portland Ore., 1934. Originally published in the Seattle Sunday Star, Oct. 29 1887. The text was produced by one "Dr." Smith, an early settler in Seattle, who took notes as Seattle spoke in the Suquamish dialect of central Puget sound Salish (Lushootseed), and created this text in English from those notes. Smith insisted that his version "contained none of the grace and elegance of the original" The last two sentences of the text here given have been considered for many years to have been part of the original, but are now known to have been added by an early 20th C. historian and ethnographic writer, A. C. Ballard. There are many versions and excerpts from this text, including a wholly fraudulent version mentioning buffalo and the interconnectedness of all life which was written by a Hollywood screenwriter in the late 70's and which has gained wide currency. The bogus version has been quoted by individuals as pr
Writing Some Stuff
9100 To Level A Leveler
SHOW HER THE LOVE SHE SHOWS OTHERS:) Day Dreamer ~~*Club* F.A.R*Member*~~@ fubar
1. Would you bang your neighbor? with a hammer old man perv not even bringing in the eyecandy i have 2. What describes your relationship status? good question where do i start 3. Where are you? living room 4. What's the last movie you've seen in the theatre? harry potter dont waste your time its the same as the last 4 5. Do you live with your parents? no way kill me first i would rather live in a box 6. What is your middle name? teresa 7. Who have you talked to most today? austin yelling 8. Do you carve pumpkins every year? yes, halloween is my fav. time of year. 9. Color of your underwear? a black and pink g string thats crammed up my ass 10. Color of your shirt? pink and black hey it matches my panties awww 11. How many years have you taken a language? i speak everything but none of it makes sense 12. Who's on speed dial 2? 5? 7? work work work 14. Do you wish on 11:11? yes i do!!!!!!!!!!! thats my number if u see it lmao who the hell
Something To Really Think About..
This is a little story sent to me by someone special: After I read this, to tell you the truth I had tears starting to form in my eyes as well, we all need to stop and think about where we are going and what we are doing, we need to start loving like its our last day on this earth.....because it may be. > > > > > > I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little > > > boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough > > > money to buy this doll." > > > > > > Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, > > > are you sure I don't have enough money?'' > > > > > > The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money > > > to buy this doll, my dear.'' > > > > > > Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to > > > look around. She left quickly. > > > > > > The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. > > > > > > Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wi
Forever And Always
For those of you who know me, I did my AES this past July. AES is a test that gets me accredited in a distinguished floral community that can open many doors for me. As of now I don't know my results, rumor has it that the results are slowly making there way to people. There is at least one person who took the test with me who received her results. She hasn't read it yet, it just tells me that any day know I will be getting the results. Stay tuned for the outcome.......
Amelias Father
Just an update for people I talk to on here, according to the news reports, Saturday night, August 18th my daughter Amelia's father killed himself, by throwing himself in front of a train in Clarence, Iowa. He was 33, Amelia never really knew him, he had been gone since she was 5 months old, he never called or visited her either, now she never will know him, They are doing an investigation into his death believing it was suicide, Craig was troubled, shortly after him and I split up he was diagnosed with the same terminal illness he watched his mother die from when he was younger, when he found out he pretty much cut off all ties to Amelia. Three Days GraceNever Too LateMusic Video Codes By Music
~promoting The Gangsta Culture And Cockroaches~
AMEN TO THIS!!! IT'S ABOUT TIME!!! WAY TO GO BILL !! "They're standing on the corner and they can't speak English. I can't even talk the way these people talk: Why you ain't, Where you is, What he drive, Where he stay, Where he work, Who you be... And I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk. And then I heard the father talk. Everybody knows it's important to speak English except t hese knu ckleheads. You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth. In fact you will never get any kind of job making a decent living. People marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education, and now we've got these knuckleheads walking around. The lower economic people are not holding up their end in this deal. These people are not parenting. They are buying things for kids. $500 sneakers for what ? ? And they won't spend $20
For Anyone Who Cares!
I served the restraining order today on the asshole that was in my house, so wish me luck and pray for me that I will have the strength to continue to follow through and go to court and never be stupid enough to ever let him stay here again, it's time for me to break the cycle and move on with my life and hope for a better tomorrow! Thanks to all of my friends who will support me on this, luv ya! *Smile*
People Come Into Your Life For A Reason
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a god send and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON,because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. They bring you an e
Waisting Time Or Waiting?
I've been single for well over half a year now. It's odd for me. I'm not really sure why I'm single. Yeah, I'm concentrating alot on college and my military career, but I still have fun. Parties, the dating scene. The whole nine yards. Hell, I am only 18. But you can only be single and happy for so long before that feeling of loneliness sinks in. It hit me hard a few nights ago while I was laying in bed. There's so much room on the other side of my bed, and it gets awfully cold under the silk sheets by yourself. Or maybe I'm just doubting myself. Call it insecurity. I've never been single for this long, not even during middle school. lol. I'm always 'taken', and I liked the way men looked at me when they knew they couldn't have me. (Yeah, some women really think like this.) You just don't get those looks when you're single. Instead you get the perverted pick up lines from older men at the bars. Am I too confident around guys? Or maybe I just don't seem approachable? If you got a com
When You're Down To Nothing, God Is Up To Something.
When you're down to nothing, God is up to something. She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy ? Is he going to be all right ? When can I see him ?" The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it." Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer ? Doesn't God care any more ? Where were you, God, when my son needed you ?" The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son ? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university." Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. "Would you like a lock of his hair ?" the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the Univers
Reposting From April - _is_ This An Adult Site?
Also, by the way, please read what the bouncers have to say about a very closely-related matter here (will open in a new window if directly clicked). (Not exactly a repost of my earlier one to follow. Slightly edited for clarity. Not enough so ...!) -- What I think are reasonable claims for less and more stringent "interpretation" of NSFW rules in particular cases etc. -- (were I a bouncer which I am not. Etc. sigh. ...) could be made... but I have seen an argument made in favor of dropping the whole kit and kaboodle, as I recall- that: "this is an adult site". Erm. It is true that one has to (claim to) be 18 or older to have an account here, and therefore to see tagged images, blogs, etc. (Tagged blogs are visible to people not on one's list, I found, but not to people who've chosen in their profile preferences not to view NSFW material, and not to people who aren't logged in to their account!) One does not have to be logged in to an account to simply type in w
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Dimebag Darrell
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I Heard Last Thursadysome Bad News
well on thursday i thought my mom went to work that morning and i thought it was a normal day til my mom came home cryin and stuff as she walked in the door i looked at her and asked her what was wrong......and she paused and told me and my b/f to go sit down in the dinning room and i said ok and then when we did i said mom what is wrong...she said i have some bad news..and before she told me i started to really cry hard and then she told me she has to go have surgery on sept 5th to have a historectomy cuz she found out she has cancer and dose not know what to do she and i and bri just busted out and cried and hugged one another and i told her i was sorry and she will make it through cuz she is trong and they probly caught it in time before it got to bad...and so these last few days we have made a will out and trin to figure out who gets what just in case she doesn't make it out of suregery cuz she also has a real bad heart and that may cause coplacations ..but i really hope not cuz i
Music Videos
does anyone know of a good site that you could download music videos for free? Any help would be greatly apreciated
Goodbye..wish Everyone Happy Trails
about 3 weeks ago, i placed a blog that it is time to move back into reality...but i f~cked that thought for a bit, and now realize that i can no longer escape it... most know that i have been separated for almost 7 months from my hubby..we were together for 21 was not the first time we separated, but has been the longest...we agreed to go into 4 marriage counseling sessions to see what will go from there...our agreement to go into counseling with a clean slate is for both of us to get off of our adult sites and to not "have fun" with members of the opposite sex...this is something i have to do...if it fails, i would then be able to never wonder "what if" and know i did what i could for a f~cked up marriage... so right now, being on fubar is actually borrowed time...i got caught today so..i will be leaving on tuesday. i enjoyed all of my conversations with my friends, family, and fans....i have come across many wonderful personalities and talents..i wish i had the o
Honey Do
Boys, I am sick of your shit. I have spent the last few years of my life dating a succession of losers who have frankly, nearly destroyed any desire I have to settle down. I'm a fairly easygoing girl. It really isn't that hard to please me. And yet, I find myself constantly disappointed, frustrated and pissed off. So, because I'm put-out and pissed off AND because I think y'all could use a hand, I'm going to give you a few pointers. Maybe one of you will actually read, comprehend and utilize the following tips. Boy, that would be great. Boyfriend Do's: -Practice Good Hygiene Take a shower every day. Brush your teeth. WEAR DEODERANT. No girl is going to want to smell your funk. If you want a woman to get close to you, make sure you smell nice and aren't covered in grime, skunk or muck. This one should be simple, right?? -Open My Door No, honey, the feminist movement did not kill chivalry. While it's true that we expect to be treated as
Taylors Update 8-20-07
She had movement today!!!! She opened her eyes and wiggled her toes. They took her off the paralytic (Its keeps her body paralyzed). She is still on pain medication. She also had a 3rd negitave in a row for the growth of infection!! The doctors believe the medication is working to stop that growth!! So your prayers are working keep them up!!!
My Cascading Thought's
What if I walked up too you, and kissed you're moist and juciey lips, as my tongue slipped in you're mouth! as my hand grazed you're face couze'in you too moan! We stopped then looked at one and other we didn't say anything, but the deafening silence and my cascading thought's where all broken by looking up, and saying I shouldn't be doing this ! I reached down under her cloak and her panties where soaked! She took my hand and placed it on her breast's, her breast's where so firm, and her nipples prutruded nearly a full inch! Suddenly we went in too the bedroom ripping one and other's cloak off each other, then she placed her lip's lightly on mine, as I kissed her gentley then in an instant she pulled me down on the bed, I then turned her over and nibbled my way down too her soaked paint's as my teeth slowly pulled them off of her, as my head went between her leg's eatting each and every layer of her inner walls, the more I licked the mor
My Morph Pic Of A Cieff
Please Help!!!
i wanted to tell everyone thank u so much for helpin me level up earlier, i have to give it to the ocl for doin it mostly, thank u guys i luv u... but please help my closest fubar friend level up hes havin a lil trouble..... fan him/ rate him/ add him, he loves new friends.... come back and tell me and ill cum show u some luv... thank you.... this is u mike luv ya babe.... isnt he a cutie girls.... what a hottie!!! fiiya09@ fubar
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I Have Changed My Mind
I try to be open-minded and study both sides of an argument. After studying the gun control issues I have to say that I now support gun control because... 1. Banning guns works, which is why New York, DC, Detroit & Chicago cops need guns. 2. Washington DC's low murder rate of 69 per 100,000 is due to strict gun control, and Indianapolis' high murder rate of 9 per 100,000 is due to the lack of gun control. 3. Statistics showing high murder rates justify gun control but statistics showing increasing murder rates after gun control are "just statistics." 4. The Brady Bill and the Assault Weapons Ban, both of which went into effect in 1994 are responsible for the decrease in violent crime rates, which have been declining since 1991. 5. We must get rid of guns because a deranged lunatic may go on a shooting spree at any time and anyone who would own a gun out of fear of such a lunatic is paranoid. 6. The more helpless you are the safer you are from criminals. 7. An intru
...just... Let It Go!!!
There are people who can walk away from you. And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk. I don't want you to try to talk another person into staying with you,loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attached to you. I mean hang up the phone. When people can walk away from you let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left. The bible said that, they came out from us that it might be made manifest that they were not for us. For had they been of us, no doubt they would have continued with us. [1 John 2:19] People leave you because they are not joined to you. And if they are not joined to you, you can't make them stay. Let them go. And it doesn't mean that they are a bad person it just means that their part in the story is over. And you've got to know when people's part in your story is over so that you don't keep trying to raise the dead. You've got to know when it's dead. You've go
Bleeding To Death In A Pool Of Unforgetful Memories
Laying in a tub of unforgetful memories My tears mix with my regret My limbs lay limp and I begin to freeze Motionless, I hurt and lay there all wet... I move my arm, leaving a track This blood from my wrist is certainly genuine... I breathe in deep, and pull my hand back As you walk through the door... You gasp, and then I hear you weep My body numbs and you don’t understand... I’m dozing off in a never ending sleep You reach out to hold my hand My bleeding wrist you cannot bare to see I part my lips and whisper “Goodbye”... Then you grab my hand and lean against the wall And next to my body, in blood, you read, “I love you”...
Art Movies
Which Frida character am I most like? You are Tina Modotti, played by Ashley Judd!Wow, that was some dress you were wearing! You're a lusty commie photographer and men and women find you appealing. You give nice wedding speeches.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
Happy Hours...are They Worth It Or Not?
I am coming very close to hitting the link and get my own Happy Hour. The only thing stopping me is, Are they really worth it? I thought that before I jump in and do it, I wanted to see what everyone's opinion on this was. If I go ahead with it, What is a good time of day/night to do it that everyone would benefit from it?
Dimples Contest
My sweetie is in a contest... ends 8/27 PLEASE HELP HER !!
"forever Makes Me Cry"
Don't tell me "Forever" Forever makes me cry Don't ask me to explain Or give you the reasons why Don't tell me you won't walk away Unless I ask you to Don't tell me I couldn't make you go Cuz I know that's not true Don't say I'm all you have The one you have waited to find Don't speak to me of destiny Or how I am one of a kind Maybe those words should make me smile And feel so much alive But I find these days, they still hurt And only make me cry You don't have to make me promises Or make an oath and swear It simple has to be enough Just to know that you are there I don't look for forever anymore Not sure if it's even real I can't speak some things in return now I'm afraid to let myself feel Words like "Forever" How can they be true? When one who swore "forever" Ended up walking away from you? It's not that I mistrust you It's nothing you have did My trust has just been wounded And my heart, I hid You don't have to speak of the
I cannot believe I'll be 30 in 2 days. It feels like yesterday that I turned 20. What should I do to celebrate? Help me out people. I want to be around as many women as possible.
This Sucks!!!
I just found out that one of my best friends from Colorado isn't going to be able to make it out this week, due to the bad weather from the hurricane. This sucks! We were going to spend the whole weekend out on the town, drinking and dancing! now I am feeling so neglected and lonely... well, Its off to work. hope everyone has a better day than me. Janna
Dumb Little Boy!!!
Dumb lil boy. When are you going to grow up? When are you going to realize you should try talking before insulting? When are you going to realize everyone is not tryin to steal your lady? When are you going to realize I do have a dick (its bigger than yours & I can use it better)? When are you going to realize people that ain't shit are usually the first ones to talk it? When are you going to realize you ain't shit? When are you going to realize women don't like a man (not boy) that talks shit to everyone guy that looks at them (aka jealous)? When are you going to realize a woman loves a man that can protect them and not get them into bullshit? YOU DUMB FUCKING LITTLE BOY!!! Sorry Jessie, its nothing to do with you, just him from Clover, NM For all of you out there, I was not hitting on her, I rated her pics, I said hi; none of the hitting on b/s because, get this, I read her profile, yes, its true, I actually read it; dumb shit. I am not gonna pry on there shit, and if h
Dumn Asses
This is my second account and now I know why I got rid of the first. People on here tend to be pathetic. Just today I looked at someones profile and they got all pissy about it why you looking at me type of attitude. If you don't want people looking at your profile and pics you shouldn't be here. I am here to make friends etc. Life is to short to have a bad attitude. This is a fun place all and all ,I have run into old friends and have made new ones . Can't we all just get along.
For You Are The One.
I would climb the highest mountain, And walk the hottest desert sand, For it is you that I seek. I would cross the widest river, And swim the deepest ocean blue, For it is you I want by my side. You are the one, Who makes me whole, You've captured my heart, And touched my soul. You are the one, Who step in my life, Who gave me power, To do what's right. For you alone, Are my reason to live, For the compassion you show, And the care that you give. You came into my life, And made me complete, For each time I see you, My heart skips a beat. For you define beauty, In both body and mind, Your soft, gentle lips, When they collide with mine. For you are the one, God sent from above, The angel I needed, And whom I do love.
What Is With The Survey?
Sure, we're supposed to be able to fill them out for free points, but what's the point of telling us we qualify for them when we either don't make enough money, don't own the right kind of car, or don't buy the right crap? Come on, I thought it was a survey, not a reward for being a "good little consumer"! I'm not going to go out and buy three freaking tons of Donald Duck OJ just so I can qualify for one stupid online survey!
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I Swear, It Wasn't My Fault
click, the reciever slams down slam, the car and my girl have gone to town bang, I knew she had too much to drink knock, knock, that is the police, I think can we ask you some questions? they say the sun turns a purple tint of bluish grey I was just on the phone with her, I swear I do not know what made her drink so much beer It might have been the comment on her cheating I caught her in the restaurant, umm, she wasn't just eating I accused her of being a drunken whore That's when the telephone hit the floor I swear, if I could do it all again I'd take her to the strip club on fifth and ten she'd not have gone out for revenge sex, you see and she'd be in my arms, in her panties strung in a G I'll forward the message to her family now that she wasn't a drunken slut, or a sex hungry cow what's that, you'll take care of it? ok, I agree but can I have the contents of the glovebox, it's where the condoms are hidden, and now I am free
Strange Things Happening.....
The same three DUDES, check out my profile everyday! What is going on??????
I Am So Sorry
I dropped off the face of the earth for a little while without really saying good bye to all my friends. I had finally hit a true melting point in my life and needed to get A LOT OF SHIT settled and finally finished in my own heart and mind before I could go on. I have a lot of good friends and I didn’t want to hurt any of you by taking out my frustrations on any of you just because you care and would be concerned enough to want to help. Okay there I said it; On the very rare occasions that I do get really stressed out I turn into a first class ASSHOLE. But at least I know this about me and usually do what I have to in order to shield my friends from me. One friend did get snapped at and treated like shit and I owe her an apology. I am so sorry for that night on the phone Cammy, you didn’t deserve that and I will make it up to you I promise. As for the rest of you, I am sorry for just running off and hiding without any explanation and I’m not really ready to be as back
Big Blonde And Beautiful
Big, blonde and beautiful! That says it all about this BBW. The knockout of my dreams Lori was and still is. She dazzled me when we first met at the train station. She was hot with her hair all neatly tucked into her style. She didn't wear too much make-up, which was a plus. I'm not a fan of a caked-on face. It gets in the way of the kissing and licking and such. She had a little eye shadow on and some rouge by her cheeks, lipstick and that was about it. I figure that it's a shame that so many women hide their natural beauty with make-up. This one had much beauty in her carriage and appearance. I knew that wouldn't last for long this day. I had plans. We had talked online and by phone for quite a while. Our talking had us primed and ready for the action soon to begin. Women under the right circumstances, can be as vulgar as sailors, saying what would normally never ever come out of their mouth, and wallow in the mud like pigs when elevated to an orgasmic state of bliss. Passion
The Harassment Doesnt End
after posting a mumm last night, some fucking dickhead took the issue to my shout box and said some pretty stupid shit so i blocked him, then his whore decided to go to my profile and i knew she was up to no good so i blocked her too my end result was i had to make all of my pictures private cause of their berating comments so should any of you ever want to see my pics again just ask me to add you to my family
The Harassment Doesnt End
after posting a mumm last night, some fucking dickhead took the issue to my shout box and said some pretty stupid shit so i blocked him, then his whore decided to go to my profile and i knew she was up to no good so i blocked her too my end result was i had to make all of my pictures private cause of their berating comments so should any of you ever want to see my pics again just ask me to add you to my family
Help Me Win A Contest
Alright, I did it. I entered one of those photo comment contests. Everyone help me out, please. I only need like 20,000 comments. just follow the link, and leave some love on my photo, and if you want, you can share soem with the others. I did.
" The Thought For The Day "
So the point of this game is to post a blog about ten weird habits/random facts about yourself, and then "tag" ten people who, then, have to post a blog about their ten weird habits/random facts. You have to tag them in your blog and then post a comment on their page saying that you tagged them. No tag-backs are allowed! 1. I am a nesting blanket thief. Even in the heat of summer I cocoon so just my nose sticks out of said nestings, and my boo winds up bare going "Hey! Hey- at least leave me a sheet" 2. I derive great pleasure from puns, riddles, and corny knock-knock jokes 3. I love bad dance music (some would say just bad music period), and refuse to allow my clumsiness to interfere with my dancing badly, at any time or in any place :P 4. I have a weird thing about books- I like the good 1's hard cover, and hate getting back lent books with turned pages, food splots, or visabley broken spines :( 5. I love patterns- plaid, cherries, spirals, etc... I don't own a plai
Chow Time
One of my husband's duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to escort new recruits to the mess hall. After everyone had made it through the chow line, he sat them down and told them, "There are three rules in this mess hall: Shut up! Eat up! Get up!" Checking to see that he had everyone's attention, he asked, "What is the first rule?" Much to the amusement of the other instructors, 60 privates yelled in unison, "Shut up, Drill Sergeant!"
I Am Ranked # 23
R.i.p Little One, I Have Blogged This Before, But Gonna Again So To Those Who Missed It Can See It, This Broke My Heart, Made Me Cry, Very Sad.
Successful Shuttle Landing Today
Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. ~ Josh Billings SAFE LANDING TODAY!!! Wishing you a successful day!
I Need Advice
I talked to someone close to me today and she told me u need to have a talk with ur dad..i just cant seem to do it.. i cant have that talk with him yet..i just feel so weak and scared i guess im not sure..i guess im in denial i dont know what it is maybe if i dont talk to him he will be ok if anyone can help me for once in my life i dont have any answers i am not that brave bold person i just dont want him to know im scared for him and i guess im being selfish scared for myself and how will i help my mom through all this..someone said live for today u dont have to think of the future right now just concentrate on the day and being with him..i guess this blog is asking for any advice anyone has for me..i know everyone dies just didnt think would be this hard to know he must be suffering its hard to cope with u see he is the bold and strong one i mean the man once went a year with a broken wrist and still did all his stuff he does without telling no one he is just a real tough man, maybe
Dont Buy Pepsi.......for Sure...
DON'T BUY PEPSI! Don't buy Pepsi in the new can. Pepsi has a new "patriotic" can coming out with pictures of the Empire State Building , and the Pledge of Allegiance on them. However, Pepsi left out two little words on the pledge, "Under God." Pepsi said they didn't want to offend anyone. In that case, we don't want to offend anyone at the Pepsi corporate office, either! So if we don't buy any Pepsi product, they will not be offended when they don't receive our money that has the words "In God We Trust" on it. HOW FAST CAN YOU FORWARD THIS ONE!???
Online Status
To all my friends, I won't be online for a few days due to my work schedule. So I'm wishing eveyone have a wonderful week.
How To Change Your Online Status
***NOTE*** You have to be at least a level two fubar member to set your online status. 1. Go to “profile settings” 2. Change your homepage style to either “power” or “original”, the option is located at the right midway point of the setting options 3. Enter the bouncer ID check (case sensitive) and click submit. 4. Go to your homepage. 5. POWER - the option is to the right of your primary picture 6. ORIGINAL – the option is under your username 7. Either select a status from the dropdown menu or click customize if you want to type in your own status message
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Horrible Lunch
ok.... it was a BIG mistake going to the restaurant that is here in the bank food is cheaper but i swear you it was horrible food and i would eat anything else than this: i asked for lil fish burgers, and they tasted like paper, i wanted rice and they gave me a rice that wasn't cooked well, and with a weird flavour that isn't any herb spice or anything i could tell, just a taste like paint (and yes, it was yellow rice but no it wasn't curry or anything like that) and NO, the food here it's something i wont never miss *BARFS* i so wasted my money to pay this lunch ugh they even didn't bring me the soda i asked for! they brought me another one!!!!! (yes, you can call them and they will deliver your food to your office) and i said to beever i wasn't going to mention him in my blog McFuBeAveR©@ fubar and i'm not going of course... (i lied) wubs you
Paul Wilbur - Shalom Jerusalem
Car Accident Number 2
My daughter was in a car accident yesterday with my mom. That makes two in just four months!!! The first one was with me. This time she got hurt. :( Her back, neck, and leg are bothering her so I am taking her to the doctor here shortly. Please keep her in your thoughts and prayers. Kaylee is her name. I will talk to you all later. Good luck!
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Ok I'm Sorry......
I know alot of people have pissed me off on here lately and I'm sorry for taking it out on others. I am now back in college classes for the semester and I would love some help from you all! It would mean so much to me. There has been a few people from the contest coming to my page to steal bombers and I don't appreciate it! I don't do it to you so why do you do it to me. I do apologize for bitching at you all! I really need your help! ***** ATTENTION FRIENDLY FU'S ***** WANTED BY POPULAR DEMAND....THE NOTORIOUS FUBERLORD/BARTENDER... If you all clicked on the pic and left 10-15 comments it would be awesome, and a rate too.. Thanks so much!! It's bullshit that I help you all and you can't even stop by and leave a rate and a few comments!!! What do you want? I will give it to you! Please help me out!!! ~!~Shawty Got Class... Oh Behave~!~ Underground Bartender! PLZ...PLZ...PLZ... CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW AND... ~ COMMENT 10 OR 11 'ONLY' (NOTHING LESS) ~ BOMB MY ASS
God Doesnt Hate You He Hates Sin>
Sin is his hate towards , we as people, that defy him; and provke him with and in Sins, some worship idols and imigages and worship money sex , and riches of all kinds even some seek powere .. . carven images and these they put first in their lives . they be fools . and So Gods wrath will over come them and there lives and destruction be their faults cause they didnt have faith follow God comandants or laws; to live By they provoked Him (God) into a great anger and God will prevail For he is; Our God almighty and there will come a end ; and no more sin > He will be Glourious and Reign as King ..Jesus Christ , all will bow down and worship some will be shamed and all will bow down now; none will be above our Lord for; He be the Lord and He will Reign, allehuajuea!!!! Amen !1
Wow, Impressive!
The few Fubar Idiots _____________________________________ 1) Why post your picture online when beneathe it the title states "I look horrible in this picture"? 2) The pictures that say "this is me", holy chit I thought that it was an imposter! You mean people actually post their real pictures on here? 3) Pictures.... you have to love the ones that the people look great in, but surrounding them there is... a) food all over the place b) dishes stacked up all over c) clutter everywhere I mean seriously you might look great in the picture, but the surroundings tell us how you really live! 4) Shower Photos.... you have to love these ones... a) their is soap scum all over the shower walls b) mold c) trash can is filled to the limit by the shower Please people if you live like this, it tells us a lot of your personal hygeine... try washing! Online crushes....... a) are you seriously going to visit them? b) do you know them well enough to have a crush on them, because last I
Praying For Stephanie
PLEASE READ THIS AND SEND AS MANY PRAYERS TO HER AND HER MOM THAT WE CAN GIVE........ SHE IS AN AWESOME GIRL AND NEEDS ALL THE LOVE AND SUPPORT THAT WE CAN GIVE RIGHT NOW.......... PLEASE REPOST THIS SO THAT THE WORD GETS OUT TO EVERYONE. Stephanie had a massive heat stroke last week. Unfortunately there was some damage to her heart. She is at the hospital at Fort Jackson and she keeps blacking out. They are saying that there is a possibility she has gotten a hole in her heart, or just the heart muscles have weakened with the heat stroke. They are running tests including an Echocardiogram and trying to determine the amount of damage on her heart. She is basically going to get a medical discharge at this point after the tests. But if there is change, and it goes away then she can continue with Basic training an graduate on time. Right now though, they are certain she has a pretty bad heart condition now from the heat stroke. I wont know anything until she can get another call home. I
Need Help Adding A Skin
ok im at the site that is listed in the bulletin window that they say you can et skinds for your profile from...from here im lost..can one of you folks give me a hand? i think im missing something here and im starting to get more than just a bit annoyed trying to do something that seems so simple...thanks in advance Eric
There have been a lot of people since I came onto Fu Bar who claim they are my friends or say they want to be friends. Some will friend you and never come back to your page. Others friend you and then delete you. I thought I had made some friends or those who would be honest with me. But I found out that honesty goes as far as anyone can truly see you in cyberspace. I found out some of these people went off and blocked me and then got upset that I would remove things that no longer mattered to me since I was blocked. So to all those on my friends list who read this and wish to no longer be my friend I understand please just quietly delete me from your friends list and stop fanning me. Those who wish to remain my friend just drop me a little note once in a while to tell me that we are still friends. I do try to return any love shown to me.
fubar toolbar, explained: HOME: Directs you to your home page. MY SECTION: The "My" section includes your Photos, Profile, Stash, MUMMs, Blogs, Contacts, Blasts, Lounges, fuBank Account and Mail! Photos: Directs you to your photo albums/storage, you can also tag your salute by going to this link. [Will explain how to mark a salute in a later blog] Profile: Directs you to your personal profile settings, you can change may personal settings by clicking "My - Profile" [I will explain more about your profile settings in a later blog] Stash: Directs you to your personal stash. You can add your favorite Videos, Pics, Trackz, News, Jokes, Surveys, Shows, or if you Dunno what you're adding.. add it to "Dunno" [Will explain how to add a stash in a future blog] MUMMs: Directs you to your MUMM section. MUMM stands for Make up my mind! for example, should I drink coke or pepsi? [I will explain on how to make a MUMM in a future blog] Blogs: Directs you to your Blog area, wher
So sis tells me to go to her page and it looks like F-in MySpace!!!!! EWWWWWW, Its terrible. so much for a bar-like site I liked the way it was better. Hmm
Ah, the act of pleasuring oneself. Does any one enjoy it as much as I do? What's your favorite technique? When do you like to do it and where? Drop by and tell me. As for myself, I like to take my time and build up until I can't stand it. Then I stop, take a break, and start all over again later. I think I might start right now....
F*cked Up
When did life get so messed up? Things used to be so easy when I was younger. If anything went wrong or I screwed up really bad I could always turn to a best friend or my family. They would do anything and everything in their power to fix it or at least make it better. They hated to see me hurting and sad and I never worried about anything. I know life is supposed to change when you move out on your own and get married. Things change even more after you become the parent and have little ones who look up to you. I have never been so depressed in my whole life and not sure what to do to make it better. The very few friends I have left don't understand where I'm coming from and I don't think they really want to get involved anyway, and that's ok. My family doesn't know what to do either and think I need to see a therapist. I know that I need to do something.
so soft, so warm we snuggle while you hold me tight the beat of my heart, the warmth of my presence gives you peace through the night i am your comfort, i am your guardian i am the angel watching over you i am you big loveable teddybear that you always cling on to through the night times when you're all alone when there is no one around when your rainy days make you lonely when a bad day makes you frown hold me tight, hold me close and let me warm your heart tell me we'll be together tell me we'll never part i can be your lover, i can be your friend honest and loyal is all i am through tell me your feelings, or what's on your mind or show me what pleases you i'll do that and more without hesitation i'll satisfy your every needs for i am your teddybear and for you i aim to please so when you're alone or feeling down nowhhere to go or nothing to do in your room, and on your bed i'll be waiting for you
Fuck All You Haters
So... I go a box of chocolates today... This is what they had to say... "that picture makes you look like you have down syndrome or something.who ever told you that you were sexy must have been drunk or desperate ." first off I would like to say that I'm not upset about the retard that left the mean spirited gift comment, but the fact that they were too chicken shit to send it with out saying anonymous. I just look at it this way... I got the points, you didn't... who knows, maybe you're just jealous and i'm fucking your man or something...
Kindred Spirits Clan Roster
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New Family
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What Is Your Favorite Movie
what is your favorite movie
Well Done Mess
I am not A finisher So I have NOTHING To do I've seen the Future And it has Been viewed A zillion Times before I already Helped them I have filled out The forms I drank that Beer Ended up Wherever May have Placed this In there Things stay Incomplete More remains Undone I walk in place And wonder Where is The next path To start on
Live And Love It.
They say its better to have love and lost than to have never loved at all But do they even acknowledge the pain of the fall Scared hearts and broken knees is what it leaves While your mind is rattled from the lies and deceive You then walk alone with your shadow as your friend Fighting the thought of wanting your life to end You mend the wounds but you still keep bleeding Sex becomes your happy pill but it is love you are so needing A thrust or a fuck can only last for a day And when it is over back into loneliness you stay No tender sweet kiss nor gentle touch Or that special someone who loves you so much Just you in your cage which you call home Wondering why you are so alone So long story short no side is better Whether alone or together Walk or run you're still gonna fall So just live life and love it all.
The New Profile Style
They've been busy. I like it. Of course it'll take some getting used to.
Maxi Pads Letter
This is (supposedly) an actual letter sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph... Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your "Always" maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the Leak Guard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants. Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from "the curse"? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my "time of the month" is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently
You ever stand in a crowded room and yet feel so alone? Everyone needs someone. A significant other or even just a friend to trust, someone to confide in, or just be there when you need them. I have plenty of friends, and i have a wife. However i dont feel i can confide in them or trust them enough to talk about my personal stuff with. I know it seems sad i should be able t trust and confide in my wife but we have some issues and therefore i cant. As far as my friends go, they are a good bunch of guys but i wouldnt trust them with my personal stuff. You know its a guy thing. I had a very dear friend once, someone i could trust, and tell my problems too. However my wife got jealous and so my friend stays away. Nothing ever happened and nothing was ever going too. So now she stays away so she doesnt cause any problems. It really sucks though. Why cant men and women be just friends without everyone thinking something is going on? Being alone is the worst feel
Words Of Wisdom
Many people will come in and out of your life that will cause you pain, it is your choice to let them continue.
Baby Jesus
1st things first...the bouncers, we got used to that(kind of) every time tried to edit my page i would get bounced and loose my shit. so , i stopped editing...i guess that he did that to prep us for his latest change...i am sick of "him" being able to call us fascist when it is "him" alone that decides what goes on here. I also am very disturbed at the way the censorship is going WTF is this shit about yanking our profile, pics, mumm rights...etc. without a fair hearing and vote on the matter...what fucking Hitler wanna be decides what stays and what goes. i am seeing a lot of shit that is way worse and offensive than shit i had pulled. i personally don't give a fuck what people put i have the choice to look or not...i thought we all had a choice...fucking communist baste rd fucking baby jesus... granted he is the owner but, without happy customers where would he be. i for one and getting more and more unhappy with this site, and, as i have stated before the only reason i stay h
Bring Me Back To Life
Head Game
Hey there little baby, I've got 1 thing on my mind.... I wanna hop on top of you and slowly start to grind.... I'll make you feel such exstacy, 'til you're just about to nut. Then, I'll slowly tease that cock of yours, and I'll make you call me "Slut". You can fuck me from behind, you better pull my hair. Watch me lower my pussy over your' face, slide over my underwear.... Lick me so good, like you always do, make it soft and wet. Use your' tounge that special way, the way I'll never forget. Then be prepared to feel your' head, slide way deep down this throat. You know I'll make those toes curl, when I suck on that scroat. Well, believe me sexy, I can write on and on.... But let me stop here now, and show you instead, I'm gonna please you all night long, I'll start with good head....
Jacob Starts Kindergarten!!!
Hey, everyone! I just wanted to let all of you know that starting 08/22/07, my little boy, Jacob, starts Kindergarten. This week only I will take him to school and pick him up. (I took some time off to do this from work) Unfortunately, the after school "Kids Club" program was full so my name is on the waiting list. The program is for two hours and it works with my work schedule, so when the time comes for me to actually join this program, I will get to take Jake to school and pick him up. So at that point, Grandpa will pick Jake up after school starting next week. Me and the kids got to meet the teachers last night actually, 08/20/07. The kindergarten classes are held in a house traylor outside the school; there are six of them. And it looks like he has a large class of about 30 students. Kindergarten hours for Jake are from 8:55am to 3:45pm...WOW, a full schools day!! Fridays are my only days off during the week, besides regular Sundays, since my work is closed then, so I will
now can I suck your dick? I find it difficult not to stare when you stand in front of me, when I am seated it would be so easy for you to whip it out perfectly level with my face teasing me, and taunting me compelling me to take it in my mouth slowly of course at first licking it so you can see the tip of my tongue swirling around the head of your dick and then on the rim leading to the shaft watching your face while you concentrate on my mouth slowly circling your cock using my lips to bring you in a little deeper my tongue still able to swirl around the head as my lips begin to tighten around your shaft I slide down deeper I let me tongue drift lower, too You place your hand on my head and I start tracing your veins with my tongue start building a very slow rhythm sliding your cock in and out just a little adding suction just a little still mostly teasing getting hungry for more teasing myself just as much as I am teasing
Fubar Looks Like Myspace! Omg...*heart Attack*
Tequila And Salt ( With Love)
Tequila and Salt This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it every day. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10 When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11 Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. So......... If you are a loving friend, send this to everyone, including
Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back: I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE? I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion. I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are
Your Help Requested.
Alright..last time I will request this. I am in a contest, trying to win a VIP/Blast. I know, they get old. Really old. All I am looking for is a bit of help, especially since right now I am on borrowed bandwidth. My DSL has crapped out, and Verizon said they might be out tomorrow to fix it. Anyways, last time I was able to do anything, I was number two on the contest, and am now back to 4th or 5th. If you could just comment bomb my pic, I would appreciate it. Besides, I won't be in a good position to enter any contests for a few weeks. Thank you for any posts you can make. I have to head back to my house soon, so I won't be able to do much myself.
Thought For The Day 08/21/2007
A thought for the day from: Peter Britt And out unto the people, I send a message, my voice to be heard. Ringing back, do I hear the cries of souls who care not for what is within me. To they who know me, none is ever lost. To those who judge me, all is forgotten as easily as it was born within me. Am I to shine for those who care not for my heart? Certainly, I could not. To those who see me for my tears, they, may I always call friend. © 2003-2007 Peter Britt Krystal Vision Productions Read below: Subliminal message: *%^&&@@#!!!!))(:>>
Fuck Me
silky smooth hips a wet, throbbing clit pussy spread wide open waiting for you to take a sip fuck me from behind in my hot, tight ass stick it all the way in baby take it slow, make it last let me bathe your balls in my horny, moist mouth while you finger my dripping box down south push my head down make me deepthroat your cock when you hear me gag, push harder, don't stop slurp the tasty juice from my steamy slit let me taste my own goo by licking your soft, sexy lips i bite my hard nipples you stroke your stiff dick i rub my swollen clit then you suck on it me on my back my legs on your shoulders you just drill my pussy over and over you shoot a massive load i swallow every bit get you hard again and proceed to crush that dick
I love you more than life itself But I’m afraid to love. My heart is like the fragile wings Of a tiny little dove. I'm scared to get too close. I feel that I can't win. You'll love me for a little while Then you'll set me free again. I've lived so long on hopes and dreams I don't know what to do. I don't think I can trust my heart, For it belongs to you. I know you'll only hurt me Yet, I still keep running back. Between the paths of our hearts There's a worn and beaten track. You've got my heart held on a string. It’s breaking right in two. Enough belongs to me -to hurt- The rest belongs to you. I know that somewhere in your heart There is a place for me. I just don't know how to find it And there's no way to make you see. I can only hope that someday You'll wake up and you'll find, That while my heart belongs to yours, Yours, too, belongs to mine.
What Would U Do????
If U lived In an aptment.... Where someone has Fogged the aptment sent U To The Hospital... Did Everything to make you ill with bad oders and smells. Runs cold water in kitcken and bathroom all night. You went to board of heath did nothing, also tried to talk with landlords did nothing. They have even openned basement sewer. Still no one cares in bayonne about all this< and you have been living all over. Would you move or stay the fight???
Gotta Be Less Into My Looks
I've been thinking I used to have very low self confidence. Back in the day I used to be skinny and looked very dorky back in junior high I got picked on all the time. One day I said to myself I'm not gonna give anyone the satisfaction of making fun of the way I look. So I never had weights or anything so I grabbed my school bag and a baseball bat and I filled the bag with soup cans and started doing bicep curls then push ups then found a bar in the garage to do chin ups. It took along time but over time ppl stopped picking on me as much. Now I realise yeah sure I improved myself but now its to the point where its an obsession of mine, and I think thats the only reason a girl would like me. Which is wrong I know I'm writing this and if you looked at my pictures youd think Im hypocritcal but lets just say I'm trying to turn over a new leaf.
What Creature Of The Night Are You Most Like
You scored as Fallen Angel, You my friend are a Fallen Angel! You were amongst the closest to God, yet love led you down a path of self-destruction. You find yourself crying a lot, because of the pains of this world. Yes it is very crewl, yet you know there isn't a thing you can do about it. Follow your heart and you will find some of your former happiness.Fallen Angel67% You are a Vampiric Elf!50% Black Witch50% You are a Demon8% Vampire8% What creature of the night are you you most like? (Pics!!)created with
I got this as an email from Casper, but had to 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants
F-ing Bored
I got a lot to do still, and i had to sit around a fucking bowling alley for 5 fucking hours. I get on and boom some drama that I try to avoid. Fuck this shit, i'm tired pissed and so bored i can't study.
What X-men Would You Be? (female Version).
You scored as Jean Grey, Jean Grey possessed telepathic powers enabling her to read minds, project her thoughts into the minds of others, initiate astral travel, and mentally stun opponents with pure psionic force, among other talents. Jean Grey75% Emma Frost50% Rogue45% Kitty pryde45% Mystique40% Storm30% What X-Men would you be? (Female Version).created with
I'm sitting here thinking of you once again My mind is running circles And I don't know why I try to ignore it Try to push you out You come back stronger I hear you call my name The words you say They echo in my head I smile and wonder If any of this is true Somethings that you say They make me cry inside I then want to run to you And hear it's okay So here is the question What am I to do When your in my head every second And I still don't know what to think
My Sister
sooo hmm i just recieved this shout from my sister ♥-N...: I don't love you, like I did yesterday WTF? LOL!
An Ode To The Worst Lay Ever
*so this is old, very old.. a couple of people might remember this. I was cleaning out all my office stuff and random scraps of paper and found this, thought I'd put it up for old shits and giggles.* An Ode to the worst lay ever- So long has the tension been built to have some great sex with none of the guilt but had I known what fate had not shown was you wouldn't make me shiver or moan So then with a twitch and a last attempt ditched I let you roll over with no bitch So now how do I tell you to get out of my bed- and no I wont give you more head Now with a snore you proved youre the bore as you leave me to tend to my blues" Not a hint did you take that my sounds were all fake when I told you some effort be made So now what to do, but tend to my blues thankfully a good battery they make. The End. (evil grin)
***darkside° Trance° Industrial ° Electronic Body Music *** Darkside*
New Page Setup
new page sucks, have to search to the end of page to post comment
How To Set His Thighs On Fire
When I first left my husband and became single I spent a great deal of time reading about men. Studying and learning so that I would understand men better. I read “Date Like a Man”, “Secrets About Men Every Women Should Know”, “How to Set His Thighs on Fire” and a whole other slew of books that promised to unlock the secrets to understanding men. These books told me things like never use pet names with men, always follow the “Pair and a Spare” dating philosophy where in you should always date 2 men at one time and then have a back up man in case you break up with one of the men. They detailed that men are fixers, men are unemotional, men are thinkers and a whole laundry list of things that men are… and aren’t. As I began dating, I carefully applied these practices to the men in my life. I didn’t call them baby or honey or any kind of pet name. I dated several men at one time. I didn’t overwhelm them with my life or my issues or even really shared my thoughts and feelings cause
Thank You
I had some nasty shit go down today and I wanted to say that while I flipped out, my friends stepped up- namely one. I realized something today. I have the most amazing people in my life. I’ve said it for months now that my friends are the best and they are truly the only reason why I haven’t kicked rocks and rolled on out of Phoenix yet. Today though, was a reminder for me that while I don’t have any blood relatives here in Phoenix, I do have family. I do have people that love me and that I love too. I’m blessed and I know this. So, unlike one of my last blogs, I’ll say thank you instead of fuck you. Thank you Travis, Craig, Josh, Marcus and Travis 1. Thank you JJ. Thank you Pacey. I love you each. On any given day you take the time to make me smile. You put up with my bullshit and you never let me down. You make my life better and I appreciate you for that.
Still Breathing [by Rita Springer/michael Gettel]
I got a way of walking the fences. I'm keeping the keys of my soul in the pockets of my pain. But as time goes on, I tend to be too strong, And my strength can kill my weaknesses that need to be seen. You can see a vision, if you give your heart, You will find out who you really are. Still breathing, I'm still here breathing. Has love forgotten how to say my name? Still waiting, I'm still here waiting. How can I be standing in so much rain? Once in a lifetime, there's a chance at a rainbow Shining over your heart. And from every outcome, there's a light in the distance. It comes to find the things that hide love in the dark. I have had a vision, and I think I know the future. I have dreamed you in my mind. If I give my heart and keep it as an open lesson, Will I find out who you really are? Still breathing, I'm still here breathing. Has love forgotten how to say my name? Still waiting, I'm still here waiting. But somehow you found me in all this ra
Cocktails Anyone?
Booze that is!! Pervs~ found one of my old drink menus (yeah I am a bartender you know) These are some of my sig. drinks Peter Pan (my summer drink) 2oz gin 1oz peach schnapps 2turns O.J top with 7up Cinderella 3oz rum splash lemon juice 1tsp simple syrup top with Mascato Bianco (or white port) Pixi's Hallucination (to be drank like a "irish carbomb") in a shot glass 1half Jamesons Irish whiskey (or you can use JD) 1half Jose Quervo In a pint glass about a 1/4th coke drop the shot into the coke and slam .. I swear it tastes like root beer, but it has been known to make people hallucinate. Glass Slipper- 3oz Gin 1/2 oz Blue Curacao top with Champagne The "Purfect" Grateful Dead 1/2oz gin 1/2oz white tequila 1/2oz Bacardi light (lt rum) 1/2oz vodka 1oz Chambord splash trip sec top with drizzle blue curacao,grenadine and well thats all for now because Im bored :P have fun party party! I'm off :P
Compensation JUSTICE ??????? by Rush Limbaugh: I think the vast differences in compensation between victims of the September 11 casualty, and those who die serving our country in Uniform, are profound. No one is really talking about it either; because you just don't criticize anything having to do with September 11. Well, I can't let the numbers just pass by; because it says something really disturbing about the entitlement mentality of this country. If you lost a family member in the September 11 attack, you're going to get an average of $1,185,000. The range is a minimum guarantee of $250,000, all the way up to $4.7 million....... However; if you are a surviving family member of an American soldier killed in action, the first check you get is a big $6,000 direct death benefit, half of which is taxable. Next, you get $1,750 for burial costs. If you are the surviving spouse, you get $833 a month until you remarry. And there's a payment of $211 per month for ea
Yet Another Noob Mummer
Here we go again browneyes0316, decided she needed to confront me about her confrontation with a professor for an online class. She really really needed to convince me that she was right and that the professor had no right to conflict with her. Regardless since I don't care to know the details she went at with me for almost 10 minutes, here's the portion I was able to save from my shoutbox. She blocked me on her last line before I could tell her yet again to bother someone else and quit addressing mumm issues in my shoutbox. browneyes0...: if u didn't u wouldn't still be bullshitting me!! ->browneyes0...: Goodie for you....Why am I supposed to care? browneyes0...: bottom line is i don't have to allow someone to treat me that way and the dean and administrator agreed browneyes0...: i also fire people on a weekly basis so get over yourself ->browneyes0...: Yeah for you why are you trying to convince me you're right. I'm a supervisor and fire people on a weekly basis for i
I'm Sorry
To all my friends and family: I've been neglecting so many of you lately and I'm feeling guilty. As many of you know I am preparing to move from El Paso, TX to the Charlotte, NC area. This is consuming so much of my time lately. My last day of work in EP is 9/7/07 and I start work on 9/16/07 at my new position. I got a transfer with the company I've been with for 10 years. I'm so excited about moving, I will be with John every day finally. But it's hard work prepping a 3 bedroom house to move, as well as an almost vacant weekend home that's 2 hours away. I'm not getting much help from my dogs, lol. Anyway, I do miss you guys and I appreciate your continued friendship. If you have something I should go and see please send me a pvt msg, shout or comment. Much love, Rebecca
I Knew I Was Right
Je pourrais obtenir furieux. Je pourrais pleurer. Je pourrais obtenir furieux et le cri. Maintenant tout je peux être suis incrédule. Je l'ai su. Je baise l'ai su. Mais je laisse tous les autres me dit le contraire. Vous êtes tout de même. Mais quoi que. J'ai des options. Je peux être sans chemise mais il y a des as calmes en haut mes manches. Je ne peux pas penser même maintenant. Donc avant que je vais n'importe quel plus, faire ou dire quelque chose que je regretterai, j'irai assieds et pense... furieusement. Et peut-être même prier... pour vous. Parce que si ceci est la paille qui se casse finalement mon dos alors vous avez eu mieux commence à courir maintenant. Je ne peux pas vous croire juste. J'ai pensé j'étais un bon écrivain mais vous tissez les contes de fée et les émotions fausses mieux que je jamais peux avec le stylo et le papier. Le prestige à vous maintenant aussi. Damnit maintenant je sens les déchirures venant.
HINGES - shel silverstein If we had hinges on our heads There wouldn't be no sin, 'Cause we could take the bad stuff out And leave the good stuff in. This poem is one of my favorites and dedicated to the poet, because he's always been here for me since I first joined. I know it doesn't seem like much but just the fact that knowing I always have someone to talk too and to share poetry and parts of my life with, thank you darling, may you always hold a piece in my heart without having to steal it. You've warmed my heart when my times were down and my heart shattered and put up with me through any and all moods. I know we will never be together but at least I know that we will never be far apart either. Thank you for always being here for me. Hugs and Kisses, I love you too.
Aren't Older Women Better?
Happy Birthday 2 U!! 8-21-07
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Checkit Ouy
FINALLY, THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR: Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for "suck here". Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under." Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear!!! Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet.... But when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch. Thought for the day: What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment? Answer: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose
Loss Of A Wandering Soul..
LOSS OF A WANDERING SOUL By: MHG a.k.a. Proud Mary A wondering soul lost in the woods Forever searching for what is crude A traveler of experience no one understood Always seeking for what he considers "good" But always for him the ending is rough At the end of the day all by himself in his loft Weeping he has done though many think he's tough His color changes, confused, bewildered and scoffed Sadness is evident in his soul No one ever valued his role If only they comprehend his essence in pole Perhaps blissful his journey for he is whole He was malevolent but full of dreams And his faith to the One was always with him But darkness always has an evil scheme Brings him back to this maddening stream No one really knew this wanderer true His life anything but pleasure is always blue Not an offender but a victim of milieu He had a right for joy just like me and you Short were his days, rules he did not a
All Of Us Drinking
IM not buying any one drinks until IM DRUNK so hit me up then ill HIT YOU UP BIG TIME. come on friends ya know ya wanna... ))))HUGS((((
Thought These Were Funny Lol
have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back or that you could crawl into a hole ? *I was at the golf store Comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good- looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." *My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget. *Have you ever
What A Loser!!!!!
Calling All My Friendz And Calling All Bomberz
I am in a contest by Sexygurlblonde plz read the rulez before you comment my picture RULES!!!!! You and anyone that will be helping you in the contest must rate me, fan me and be on my friends list to enter or comment in this contest. I will be checking everyone and the folder will be set for friends only to comment so anyone that you want to help you comment bomb you need to let them know they must rate, fan and add me to do this. Please make sure to let all your friends know ahead of time so you can all be ready before the contest starts. NO DRAMA!!!!! if you start a problem, or anyone that is voting for you starts a problem I have the right to delete your entry from the contest. This means no bad mouthing, no going and down rating, and no accusations. My shout box will be unavailable during the contest so please do not try to shout at me during the contest. If there is an emergency or you have a tech problem you can drop me a fu mail. No cherry blasters will be used in t
The Sweetest Thing
yesterday... we both spent the day together... all day... till we both got to sleep almost at the same time, and it was sooooo wonderful. it's really strange somehow, that someone does all those little sweet and cute things to me, but it feels amazing. and this big day is comming so soon. it all feels a bit unreal, but it is all totally real. those litte 6 stinky days, they are killing me. but then again 6 daaaaammmmmmnnnnnn days and everything will change to the better... actually.. to the best. so for the first time in my life i'm comming home... Sweetest Thing VideoSweetest Thing lyrics - U2 lyrics U2 Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure
What I'd Like To Do To Some People...
Last night sucked, and it is still sucking at this very moment. I hate being stuck at my job 8-12 hours a day, EVERY DAY. Then on top of that NOTHING went right last night except that 7 am finally came and I could clock out and go home. All I could think about last night was how I'd like to rip some people out from inside my head that have been pissing me off lately and drill screws through their hands into cement chairs so they couldn't move and just sit there and torture them all night long, hahaha. One in particular I'd like to just grab her by the hair and yank it backwards until her head bounces off the cement chair then clamp her hair down so she couldn't pick it back up and as she sat there all groggy and crying I could carve out her eyelids so she couldn't close her eyes and miss it all, then drill a few more screws up her arms, right through the bone so I could hear every little piece splintering inside her, ripping her arms apart from the inside as they shattered. Oooh,
If You Live Near Atlanta And Like Sci/fi
This is something definitely worth attending. I will be there from Thursday August 30 through Monday September 3rd and drive back to Tampa on Tuesday. It is one big party!!! So if you live in, near or around Atlanta, come on out and say hi!!! Information below: The annual fantasy and sci/fi convention of the year -- in Atlanta, is coming up over Labor Day weekend. It is held at the Hyatt Regency, Marriott Marques and Hilton Downtown in Atlanta every year. More than 25,000 people attend this event. If you want to see some of the most intricate, amazing and awesome costumes from your favorite science fiction, fantasy, action and adventure movies, books, TV series and animated adventures, this is the place to be. More info can be found at
Blood Ninja
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. bloodninja: Me too baby. BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are onl
Help Me Level Up
Hi Friends , I'm about 28,000 points from level up to level 24 . So Im asking for help. I got a lot of stash & pics you can rate to help me out. Thanks , Lisa
Make Me Better...
Love this song... just sexy beat... fun to dance to... Wanna make me better? Timbo. Hey, Ne-Yo. Say what? Lo-So. Hey, hey. I'm a movement by myself. But I'm a force when we're together. Mami I'm good all by myself. But baby you, you make me better. You make me better. You make me better. You make me better. You make me better. You make me better. You make me better. You make me better. You make me better. You plus me, it equals better math. Ya boy a good look but, she my better half. I'm already bossin', already flossin'. But why I have the cake if it ain't got the sweet frostin'? (yep yep yep yep). Keepin' me on my A game (what what what what). Without havin' the same name (that that that that that). They may flame (but but but but). But shawty, we burn it up. The sag in my swag, pep in my step. Daddy do the Gucci, mami in Giuseppes. Guess it's a G thing, whenever we swing. I'mma need Coretta Scott, if I'm gonna be King. First thing's first
Crush Thingy
I posted a bulletin about this, but I know a lot of people have theirs turned off. I put a crush meter thingy on my page cuz I was bored. Don't judge me!! :P So crush me if you wanna. I'm too lazy to put the link in here, so go to my page & look. Also, I love voice comments. Leave me some!! I don't care if you've left me one or five already; do another one!! XOXO
Mad Very Mad
im so mad at some one right now i can fuckin drink my self to sleep
Angels Song
Life is changing I can't go on without you Rearranging. I will be strong I'll stand by you (You were fighting everyday) (So hard to hide the pain) (I know you never said goodbye) (I had so much left to say) One last song Given to an Angel's Son As soon as you were gone As soon as you were gone I have a new life now She lives through you What can I do I Feel so alone now I pray for you We still love you I can't believe you're gone I can't believe
My First Contest
hey to all hope everyone is doing well!!! i wanted to leave a quick note to all who read this that i'm in my first contest it's a best friend contest so it's pretty important if you have the time please stop by and rate and leave a comment if you can!! i will help you out in return, well i don't even really need to say that i think you all know i'll help you out in any way i can any how!!!!! ok well the link is below hope everyone has a great week rock on ~danielle~
I Need Points!!!!
Okay guys i need 406 points to go to move up a level so people need to rate me fan me comments me do what ever it is that you need to do to get me there ;D ♥ Titty
Fade 2 Black
Life it seems,will fade away Drifting further everyday Getting lost within myself Nothing matters no one else I have lost the will to live Simply nothing more to give There is nothing more for me Need the end to set me free Things not what they used to be Missing one inside of me Deathly lost this can't be real Can't stand this hell i feel Emptiness is filling me To the point of agony Growing darkness taking dawn I was me, but now he's gone No one but me can save myself, but it's too late now I can't think, think why I should even try Yesterday seems as though it never existed Death greets me warm,now I will just say goodbye.(goodbye)
Only 10
I figure if I could just get 10 from each one of my friends on my list I would be ok with this contest...Even 5!!! Is that too much to ask? Its not like you don't get points for it, or you aren't commenting other pics...(if you know what I mean) come on a girl out already! Not meant for those that have actually put some time and effort into helping me, you are all angels in my book. I have a feeling this contest is going to cost me friends and that makes me sad..:( click the pic and comment...
My friend Ron (Raincloud-Honorable Society of Wolves) has a friend who's step-sister is missing, please spread the word so that everyone can see the flyer and hopefully find Megan. Endangered Runaway Case Type: Endangered Runaway Name: Megan Elizabeth Francis Welch DOB: Mar 10, 1993 Age Now: 14 Missing Date: Aug 13, 2007 Missing City: LAUREL Missing State : MD Missing Country: United States Race: White Sex: Female Height: 5'6" (168 cm) Weight: 140 lbs (64 kg) Hair Color: Brown Eye Color: Hazel Case Number: USMD070078656 Circumstances: Subject is missing from Laurel, Howard County, Maryland. Subject is known to wear a gold chain with a "Star of David". Subject may be in the company of a Hispanic male by the first name of Javier and in a Red Chevy Camaro ANYONE HAVING INFORMATION SHOULD CONTACT Maryland Center for Missing Children 1-800-637-5437 (1-800-MDS-KIDS) Howard County PD, 410-313-2929, Det. Markley or Det. Perry Click here to se
Things I'm sick of: 1. I'm sick of phony ass people. 2. I'm sick of friends who never call or write when they know I have a social anxiety disorder and can't call/write them first. 3. I'm sick of people who act like my friend but never talk to me about this they just assume they know what's going on in my life. 4. I'm sick of myspace where all my phony ass friends hang out. 5. I'm sick of supposed friends who like to make public blogs on myspace that are twisted versions of the truth. If you don't know everything how can you spout your garbage. There are two sides of every story! And how do you know what I have or haven't been through in my life. I haven't told you my whole lifes story! 6.I'm sick of people who think that *Truth is a subjective concept* 7. Sick of being harrassed about cyber shit by new people who think I want it. *Go eat shit you perv!* 8. Sick of waking up on a daily basis with my gut twisted in knots because I'm so stressed and worried over thinkgs rig
Today We Mourn, Today We Give Love
Visit www.hostdrjack.comHost Your Images & Videos FREE CLICK HERE! This is the day we tell our memories of the times we had with you. We hold you dear to our hearts. We all cry, we grieve, and we laugh. You will never stray far from our thoughts or our hearts. My friend, you meant so very much to all of us that knew you. You were taken way too fast. The times we sat and watched wrestling, the jokes you told to me, and the tears we both shed together.....I will remember them all. (Even all the times we argued and you threatened on whipping my butt). I know you will still watch the shows with me. You are up there watching over us all. The bitterness does not go away, but neither does the longing for your touch again or your teasing or caring. We love you forever. Rest In Peace, dear friend. Till we meet again......May God keep you in his arms.
On my first half hour break today I went and had some blood drawn for numerous reasons, including and STD check. While I know I don't have HIV, just being tested is nerve racking! Starts to almost make you doubt yourself, and wonder if you've really been safe enough!
The Devil Made Me Post This....lmao
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the PRINCESS. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal, wood, stone, anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured." The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan. The next day, he held a competition Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth. THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE. The first brought a sword of the finest steel But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly. The second prince brought diamonds. He thought diamonds are the hardest
Im Leaving On A Jet Plane
So, i flight out to connecticut tomorrow. what are you going to do without me for four days? meh, i think youll survive. ill have no internet connection and no cell phone service unless i go up to the ledge. sooo, try to stay sane while im gone. i have to start packing. lovies. -73h c0u|27
Mars / Venus
Just goes to show how differently men and women look at things... HER DIARY Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behaviour; I don't know why he didn't say I love you too. When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV. He seemed distant and absent. Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed and to my surpri
"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak" BaZ:)x
The Shadow Of Hope.
Hope was a drifting leaf, too light to fall, too crisp to float forever. Thick brittle veins coursed through broken edges. Browned from the sun, no longer alive. But not yet dead. It was up to the wind, if the leaf died, or soared.
My Mask
MY MASK I hide behind a mask You can't see my face Looking at first glance I'm in a happy place The truth is, that's a lie But you can't really tell that in the back of my mind I think the world should rot in hell What's the point of living If we are all going to die What's the point of being happy If in the end we're going to cry But this is something no one sees This is something no one knows And yet deep inside of me This feeling of hatred grows So even though this mask reveals a happy side of me, I use the mask as a shield to look at what others can never see.
Goodnight Starlight
Close your eyes. You're beautiful when you're sleeping. Tonight may all your dreams come true. It's so nice to hold you while you're sleeping, When I'm sleeping next to you. And what we've got is something special, And what we are is a perfect match. And 3000 miles could never come between us, No matter what we do, it's always you and me and you and It's always me and you. I know sometimes it's lonely while you're sleeping. Well, it's lonely for me too. It's alright. Just know that while I'm sleeping, That I'm dreaming of you. And what we've got is something special, And what we are is a perfect match, And 3000 miles could never come between us. We always have the stars to wish upon from where I'm at, And where you are. Good night.
A Brick In Her Face
Hands clenched I raise my voice against the choice made by the one who startled me with love. Upon the wind my frustration churns in echoing resonance and burns crimson tears from my eye, inside I die once again. Primal feelings of ferral rage that inundates my soul is smothered by melancholic darkness wherein lies fantasies of blood slattered lace as I forcibly place a brick in her face.
No Pledge Of Allegiance
Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord's Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore Because the word "God" is mentioned....A kid in Arizona wrote the following NEW School prayer. I liked it. Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall Might offend someone with no faith at all. In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the state. We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks. They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible. To quote the Good Book makes me liable. We ca
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, But, never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against The sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well Again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and
Rant Of The Day
Today my rant is about stupid people. Most directly, stupid people who think if they perv you (a.k.a oogle your pics) but don't rate what they are pervin you don't know about it. Take for instance the 10 people who have viewed a picture I have up but only 4 of the 10 actually rated it. Well honestly I know who did, therefore I know who did not. Now.. why must you be so lazy as to not add on that extra mousey click that pushes a little rating down? Or how about those loverly people who actually rip one of my pics and neither rate nor comment that they ripped it? Now don't get me wrong, in the (near year) I have been on this site I have never ever been about the points. I honestly don't give two shits in a pig pen about levels or points on this site. My thing is, common courtesy. Manners. My rant today is about all these lovely people, who wish for me to add them.. and then they do nothing but .. fuck I don't even know what they do or why they want an add to begin with ffs.
In Years To Come
I want to take the bullet, The one aimed straight for your heart. I want to meet the wolves halfway, And let them tear me apart. But that's not the way they do it here. I want to lay on the tracks, Feel hot steel screaming at me, Expose the bones on my back. Let me show you what I mean. Yeah its a different kind of love, I want to climb barbed wire fences And warm our hands in blood. And this is my gift, Asking you to fix My ruined hands. And it's a gift that keeps on giving, It's a gift that keeps on giving. It's a gift that keeps on giving. And right now its all I have to give. I want to lay on the tracks, Feel hot steel screaming at me, Expose the bones on my back. Let me show you what I mean. I want to lay on the tracks, Feel hot steel screaming at me, Expose the bones on my back. Let me show you what I mean. I want to write the perfect song, And play it just for you, While you are tangled up in sleep. I need you more than I'll ever know,
Something About The Moon
There is something, I can't place it, beautiful about everything. I know this is silly to write about but after reading a few lines in one of my favorite books it makes my mind soar with something only music could describe. I've never fallen in love before, but it is my greatest desire. I lust for the chance to look into the eyes of someone and see my own soul staring back. A longing not only for my body, but for my passion. I want someone to drink the well of my spirit and continue to thirst and I want to feel the same insatiable desire to fuse myself with another. I want to feel the pain of jealousy and the screaming desire when they are not by my side. I want and continue to want. I have a fear of love, I suspect as I write this. I'm afraid of giving myself up, releasing the creature behind my mental wall to feed on another. I'm ready for them, but I can't imagine the heartbreak I would feel when they tire of me. I don't think I'll meet that person th
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It's a sultry night The moon is full providing a glowing silver light Entering the room with the candles aglow The windows are open There you are giving me a show The breeze blows softly against the sheer curtains I can smell the jasmine coming in on the wind There you are laying on your bed Taunting me, telling me to come in Your bare chest is brown from the day's sun Your blond hair astrewn as your playing has already begun Standing in your doorway my heart pounding fast My buttons erect and hard pressing through my dress You rise to meet the occasion Slowly reaching out for my hand Long slow kisses our tongues doing tangos Mmmmmmm your sweet taste in my mouth Soft light touches as our hands feel warm skin Tingles run through both as we anticipate this to begin Love's sweet dance in motion Silence no need for comment One look deep into the soul A dive so deep inside the well Of love's pleasureful journey Our journey for you and me to tell Deep inside my heart
Five Levels of Hangovers: One Star Hangover (*) No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 cokes and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries. Two Star Hangover (**) No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels. Three Star Hangover (***) Slight headache, stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cu
Humpday My Friends
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The War And Why I Think The Way I Do
Based on my blog regarding the Troops. I got a number of shouts here regarding my stance on supporting the troops. Some of you just stood up and cheered, some of you will be ready to start a war with me based off the title of this blog. But I need both sides to hear me out on this one. First and foremost, I want everyone to know that my brother/best friend is about to take part in this war. My brother is going for the FIFTH time. This worries me. Not because of the war itself, but rather with whom the war is with. We, the United States of America, could have picked a battle with anyone in the world. We have the tools, toys and man power that we could have played "Let's Start a Conflict" anywhere. Yet, we chose to pick a fight in the Middle East. This is a bad idea because the people over there are just plum crazy. I am not referring to ALL mideast countries or people. I say this because you'll see those people over there get riled up and throw rocks at a tank. I'm no
:D Concert Tickets for: Saosin Saosin with Norma Jean, Alexisonfire, Envy On The Coast
In 1966 (the year you were born) Lyndon B. Johnson is president of the US As part of nationwide protest against the Vietnam War, demonstrations are staged all over the US In Miranda vs. Arizona, the Supreme Court rules that criminal suspects must be apprised of their rights before interrogation US planes begin bombing of the Hanoi area of North Vietnam Controversial American comedian Lenny Bruce is found dead of a drug overdose in his home John Lennon says, "We are more popular than Jesus" sparking controversy in the US The first black Senator is elected to the United States Senate Cindy Crawford, Janet Jackson, Halle Berry, Adam Sandler, and Kiefer Sutherland are born Baltimore Orioles win the World Series Green Bay Packers win the NFL championship Montreal Canadiens win the Stanley Cup The Good, the Bad and the Ugly is the top grossing film Valley of the Dolls by Jacqueline Susann is published Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys and Sounds of
Funny Text Messages
Me to my fiance Sorry I haven't been responding to your txt messages. I've been cheating on you with my bed. My fiance Wait. You've been sleeping with the bed? Honey how could you? I really thought this was it, then you go and sleep with IT. My fiance You can have my stuff, you can have it all. Me Please don't leave me, I'd rather sleep with you. My fiance How can I when you've slept with that thing? Me -weeping- but I love YOU. My fiance I've heard that before. Enjoy your life with your new bed. Me Baby I love you and I love that you and I can joke like this. My fiance I love you too. I'll be watching that bed very closely. I'll kick it's ass if it tries to make a move on you.
Hey Everyone
Whats up just telling you all hi at once lol sorry i havent been around much i miss you all
My Heart
LOL... walls? Your Heart is Feeling Safe Right now, all is good with your heart. And you intend on keeping it that way. Whether you're deeply in love or just looking, you know that your heart will be taken care of. You never risk your heart too much, but you don't hold it back either. You know who to trust your heart with. Deep down, your heart is susceptible to: Getting a little too comfortable Your current outlook on love: Calm and future oriented Your love life will improve if you: Treat other people's hearts the way you expect yours to be treated Watch out for: Taking the people you're dating for granted
Too Funny!
My sis just sent me this:
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Redneck Love Poem
Forced & Coerced Sex
They say one in four women will experience forced or coerced sex in their lifetime. I used to find this number high, but in the last year, I've had two experiences that made me reevaluate. Some of you may remember that a few months ago, I encountered a friendly acquaintance who hit on me as we were hanging out, watching a movie. I was amused by it all, so my original "No" answers were said with an amused tone. Somehow he interpreted this to mean "I'm saying no but I really mean yes" and my struggles were somehow interpreted as friendly wrestling. It was only when I resorted to physically hurting him that the message got through. This is not someone I expected to ever have this experience with; he's a nice guy, and I trusted him. It made me wonder about how women and men interact sexually, if he was interpreting my clearly stated refusal as assent simply because of the tone of my voice and the amusement on my face. I am not blaming a woman for cases where she is forced -- the word
Farts Are Funny
someone sent me this today. i find it HILARIOUS. i'm also thinking maybe... new career?
A Family Sized Pimp Out!!
Hey everybody!! Just wanted to share some awesome folks with you!! These people made my family list for a reason!! They have all done that something extra to support me at one time or another. Great people! Show 'em some love! And tell em Gimptastic sent ya!! ♥ BeAuTiFuL DiSaStEr ♥@ fubar BlueEyedBadGrl~ CLUB FAR@ fubar F******HOT Marina *♥Fu-Wifey to Nancy♥* Club F.A.R member@ fubar angel of mercy 3~fubar wife of fender bass player@ fubar DevilGirl~Fat Sonny's Wife Bitches~@ fubar ♥BooBoo...KDM'Z AnGeL Founder of Shadow Levelers@ fubar New Co-Owner@ fubar BaDaZzByTcH@ fubar ~*BABYPHAT *~@ fubar Donna@ fubar TrixieLaroux
The Way I Are.....timbaland Feat. Keri Hilson And Doe
I ain't got no money I ain't got no car to take you on a date I can't even buy you flowers But together we'll be the perfect soul mates Talk to me girl Oh, baby, it's alright now, you ain't gotta flaunt for me If we go dutch, you can still touch my love, it's free We can work without the perks just you and me Thug it out 'til we get it right Baby if you strip, you can get a tip 'Cause I like you just the way you are (I'm about to strip and I want it quick Can you handle me the way I are?) I don't need the G's or the car keys Boy I like you just the way you are Let me see you strip, you can get a tip 'Cause I like, I like, I like I ain't got no Visa I ain't got no Red American Express We can't go nowhere exotic It don't matter 'cause I'm the one that love you best Talk to me girl Oh, baby, it's alright now, you ain't gotta flaunt for me If we go dutch, you can still touch my love, it's free We can work without the perks just you and me Thug it out 'til w
What Is Wrong With These People??
i have been on fubar/cherrytap since April & everyone has been so nice to me!! until today i finally get into this mumms thing & i get total negativity!! WHAT THE FUCK?? everyone was soooo nice until i post something that requires an opinion & then people get all nasty about it! what's up with that???
But You Live In Fear - Repost
Our paths have crossed and your heart desires me "but you live in fear" We've talked , we've laughed and even cried together and your heart desires me, "but you live in fear" We have had intimate moments and now you desire to feel my flesh next to yours and your heart desires me "but you live in fear" You know I have accepted you for you and will always love you freely,unconditionally and always give you what your worth,and your heart desires me "but you live in fear" You want me there to hold you, to be your best friend, to take care of you , to wipe the tears away, to respect you, to love you, to care for you as well as your kids, to make love to you, to go for long walks with, to enjoy every aspect of life, to run to when your scared, to dump all yoour burdens on when you feel the world just dont care, to just be your every thing for all eternity as if our souls have collided, so you can give to me your heart, mind, body, and soul and your heart desires me, "but
Plzzz Help
Your Priceless
$20.00 Sometimes we just need to be reminded! A well-known speaker started off his seminar by: holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this. He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air. Well, he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in ou
Need Help Getting Closer To 22
ive got dial up 4 now so it takes alot longer to do things please im asking freinds and family rate my stuff got lots of stuff ...ill do my best to help u level up when u need it .. thanks Get more @
So I just went through and cleaned out my friends list. I went from 83 "friends" down to 34. The 34 that I kept are people that I have talked to in the last month or those that take the time to actually check my stuff out. If you're reading this you obviously stayed on the list because the only people that actually read my blogs are people already on my list. If I kept you, thanks for actually taking the time to check this out.
Help Needed
Is It Being An R Tard
...if a guy rates your pics? Listen...I am the LAST homophobe on the planet...but it just seems silly for guys to be ratin my pics. Anyone?
The Worst Thing Than Not Getting To Say Goodbye
The worst thing than not getting to say goodbye Is seeing them that very moment before they go You wish you would have said everything you felt So now in their heart, they would know. The worst thing than not getting to say goodbye Is hearing their voice the moment before they leave Telling you that they love you and they care So live your life, there`s no time to grieve. The worst thing than not getting to say goodbye Is seeing the tears roll down their cheek But they are tears of joy and love And in that very moment, you cannot speak. The worst thing than not getting to say goodbye Is hearing them whisper words to you in your ear Until the silent whispers finally die out And their voice you can no longer hear. The worst thing than not getting to say goodbye Is saying goodbye to someone you really love Just the moment before you both know God is calling them to Heaven above.
I dont think i want to be a friend of fu anymore...its soooo overated!! haha..Bring on the barflyin!!!!
For those that really know me: What is one thing you really like about me?
This Day Has Sucked!
What the hell is the deal?!! I think this is screw Melinda over day! School just started back and I'm already having problems with the kid's bus driver. I sooooooo can't stand the kids on their bus. It's one of those deals where ya just wish you could.... well I'm not gonna go there. Anyway, a boy on the kid's bus hit my daughter and my boys retaliated. You just don't mess with their sister. Well guess who the hell got in trouble??!!! MY BOYS!!! I told them they should have just backed off and let her do it herself. She's quite capable btw... I hate the idea of changing my kids school because I went through that growing up, but somethings gotta give or Imma go nuts! This is exactly why I wish my husband would go back active duty. Then we would have a good reason to change their school plus he could get us the hell out of this freakin hick town. I want so much more than this for my kids. Maybe I'm being over protective, but they're my kids and somebody's gotta stick up for them. I dunno
Going Back To Him Love!!!
well today is my last day home i leave for iraq again thru morn to finish up my tour. if ne 1 wants to stay in touch with me my email is or u can write me pfc bell john j III # 5972 HHT 3-7 Cav Apo Ae 09378 i will reply back to either method well ttyl and hope to see u all in 15 months (repost of original by 'Bubb' on '2007-08-22 10:53:47') Bubb@ fubar
Have You Done Something Kind Today?
Commit a Random Act of Kindness Daily Inspiration Dr. John H. Sklare, Ed.D Monday, August 20, 2007 I did something the other day that gave me a great idea to suggest to all of you. Let me briefly explain. I had just arrived at my accountant’s office to drop off some papers, only to find one parking spot available in front of the building. This is one of those big office buildings that has a large parking garage in the rear but also has a few highly sought after metered spaces conveniently placed in front of the building. As these are usually taken, I was excited to see the open space upon my arrival, and opted for it since I was going to be in and out very quickly. As I got out of my car and was preparing to put a quarter in the meter, I noticed that a police officer was checking the meters and walking my way. I also noticed that the meter for the car parked in front of me had run out and was showing red. So what did I do? I reached into my pocket a
ok, last time....he needs less than 300 points to level so he can do mumms....He's fun I promise!!! go visit his page please and help him out... insaneminded@ fubar
Fuck Fuck Fuck
fuck everything right now, I got world war three in my life. my dad and step mom pissed and my step dad and mom, and taking it out on me. fuck my dad is refusing to pay anymore into my school and shit. Claiming i'm not doing anything, they want me to move back to california, and now I don't want to go back. I am praying that i hit this lotto. I don't want my dad's last name anymore. I don't want anything to do with him after this bullshit he pulled. so fuck everything right now. Nothing is important but myself. fuck everyone. I'm tired of trying to make everyone else happy forgoing my own. That shit stops now. So fuck everyone it's my life and I'm tired of trying to help people with it. I always ideally thought that the greatest goal in life and greatest reward was helping those in your life, but fuck that, it's bullshit. no one is willing to help me but my mom and step dad, yea fuck that shit. They are both physically and mentally disabled and willing to put more into my well being th
Bulletins For Shadow Levelers
Good News Bad News Of My Family
1st eh good: I have a brand new nephew! Keko Jr. Pics are in my family only folder. Bad news: He has a blocked valve and is having heart surgery now. Please send your good energy!
Srv Little Wing
The Spirit Carries On - Dream Theater
Nicholas: Where did we come from? Why are we here? Where do we go when we die? What lies beyond And what lay before? Is anything certain in life? They say, life is too short, The here and the now And youre only given one shot But could there be more, Have I lived before, Or could this be all that weve got? If I die tomorrow Id be allright Because I believe That after were gone The spirit carries on I used to be frightened of dying I used to think death was the end But that was before Im not scared anymore I know that my soul will transcend I may never find all the answers I may never understand why I may never prove What I know to be true But I know that I still have to try If I die tomorrow Id be allright Because I believe That after were gone The spirit carries on Victoria: Move on, be brave Dont weep at my grave Because I am no longer here But please never let Your memory of me disappear Nicholas: Safe in the light that surrounds
Walking On Yhe Sun
I Loved You
When we was talking online, My heart would skip a beat. We would talk longer every day, And get to know each other that way. We started talking on the phone, I would get so excited to hear your voice. Then we met face to face, My heart just stopped. I didn't know I would fall In love with you so fast. You showed me how to love again, With feelings I haven't felt in a long time. Then you break up with me, And it hurt all over again. So because of you I won't love again.
Please Read!
Ladies and Gentlemen, if You have Your zip code in Your profile, the name of Your town on Your page, all anyone has to do is click on it and they are taken to google earth. They'll be looking down on Your house, Your driveway, Your life. You might just want to tell everyone You know about this. Please spread the word. hugs xxx I posted this in my stash also...everyone should post this!
Down Rater An A Hater
this person just joined an is rude as well as giving low rates to all profiles he enters please if you can i think he needs a manners lesson i have helped others in the past as i will always stick up for my friends please if you can help me on this wileycoyote27@ fubar
Show Her Some Fu-luv
misticbreeze@ fubar MyHotComments
The Song I Love
Play On Player
you're so vain you think everybody wants you it's easy to trample and stamp out in spite so easy to wrong and think love is blind to believe they are stupid and simply don't see the player in you the hunger the greed a collector of hearts the reaper of tears you cheat and you lie your sweetness disappears you tell the same sonnet to all that would listen and then soak up their love only to begin demolition why don't you just pass see i've been there before keep moving and don't ever darken my door see guys like you i just don't need i see you coming sure as you breathe your poison lies sugar-coated and sweet are nice to hear but mean nothing cause if you'd give it away to all of the others then it was never mine and why would I want it? So play on player game recognize game and if you think that I'm falling you must be insane.
Happy Birthday August Folks!!!
Legs Are A Girls Best Friend.....but Even Best Friends Must Part
Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself : Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?" Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs." Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?" Maxine: "No, they spread ."
So my computer is running really slow and I don't know what the hell is wrong with it but I wanted to let everyone know before I log off that neither myself or Ryan (FubarFred) will probably be on for the rest of the evening. I'm going to defrag and run some anti-virus crap and all that fun stuff! If we get it running smoother you might see us on again this evening! Misty
A True Boyfriend
Grab her neck/butt/waist when you kiss her, it's a real turn on.Not her boobs • Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. • When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her • When she says she's ok dont believe it talk with her •Never flirt with other girls (she will remeber that) • Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her • Call her before you sleep and after you wake up • Treat her like a person and not something to show off for your sick ways • Tease her and let her tease you back. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch her favorite movie with her. • Give her the world. • Let her wear your clothes. • When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. • Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain. • When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
9800to Level
We have alot that are maxing rates so if you can help please do..Thanks everyone Phantom.....J@ fubar
Str8 From A Guy ( Men Rule? ) Ok
Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers.(ALWAYS A GOOD EXCUSE) 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.( WELL YOU GUYS MUST HAVE NEVER FELL IN TOILET) LMAO GRRR MAKES ME MAD W/ A COLD ASS 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.( YES SO IS SOAP OPERAS) 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.(SHOPPING IS A SPORT,THE SEXIER WE LOOK THE MORE YOUR MIND RACES AND BLOOD PUMPS) 1. Crying is blackmail.(WORKS EVERY TIME FOR THE CHECKBOOK) 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!( BEING SENTIMENTAL TURNS US ON) 1. Yes and No are perfectly accepta
I Apologize
Seven years ago I sat down and watched Ashes fell like wildfire A frozen hell burnt up Boars and bears got slaughtered Frantic fear Everyone’s eyes glued on a box This time we hated them Hated everyone different Said we did nothing wrong Called them terrorists Overprotected ourselves And sent thousands to die for us To live in limited freedom Us not them, is there really a difference We’re all bloody inside Bloody morons on the outside I’m sorry for what we’ve done All the damage we’ve caused It’s just like Vietnam again Never a war, we never won We didn’t run, we didn’t hide We just left, and claimed our souls I’m sorry for those who fought To have America divided Some supporting, others opposing We’re divided again, from abortion To terror, when will they see We’re our own terrorists Our medications kill us Our government for the people Has killed the people When will we see? Bob Dylan was right Everything is blowin’ in the wind The answer i
Busted! It was a warm summer's day as I was driving down the highway. The stereo was cranked in my new convertible. With the wind blowing through my hair I hadn't a care in the world. My mind was off somewhere else as I enjoyed the peacefulness of being alone. That's when I saw you out of the corner of my eye. I am guessing you, too, were enjoying the peacefulness parked by the side of this quiet backcountry road. I hadn't seen a car all afternoon so I suppose you thought you could sit here and not be disturbed. I had thought I would be alone here as well and do as I please. We were both wrong. As I saw you, I looked down and groaned. In my spaced out driving I hadn't paid any attention to how fast I was going. Now faced with a cop I realized that 95 was probably pushing my luck. I hoped you were day dreaming as well and wouldn't notice as I flew by. Wrong again!! As I went past you pulled in behind me. You must have seen me coming and were waiting. What should my response be?
Had To Do It
Was wondering why I has over 40 friends (weak compared to some) yet only ever heard from , seen or was rated by only about 5 regulars... I am no king so I dont expect anyone to worship me. But at least a poke, whistle or laff at me works. I all was double check my bar tab for updates from my friends... so I can be sure to check out their latest and greatest. Couldnt believe I had to delet 5 friends today.....
$10k Valerie
The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late 40's or early 50's. "May I help you?" she asked. "I want to see Valerie," the man replied. "Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam. "No. I must see Valerie," was the man's reply. Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $10,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out twenty $500 bills, gave them to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left. The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that none had ever come back two nights in a row--too expensive--and there were no discounts. The price was still $10,000. Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left. The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded that he
Feeling Great
As everyone knows by now, I have been working 2 jobs the past month, and have recently added the gym into my regular routine. I am feeling really good about myself, my goals and even feeling much better than I ever expected I could doing so much. I love how it feels to be getting something done and to feel good physically and wonder even now how much it will actually take to slow me down. I am actually planning to hit the tavern after I get off Saturday night for some pool and dancing. Is there anyone out there who would like to try and keep up? hehehe, I have other areas I need to use this energy too. lol
Labels // Compassion
Placing labels on people makes it easier to kill them. One of the headlines In The San Diego Union Tribune the other day read "Mexican Soldiers Kill 11 Rebels". What if the headline read "Humans in soldier uniforms killed 11 humans in rebel uniforms" Either way you put it, 11 human beings were killed by other human beings. Life is our most precious gift, to take life away from any one individual is a crime against all mankind. At one time these "rebels" were born, had parents, were children and then became adults who wanted something better for their people. There was something wrong with the way they were being treated and they wanted to change it. I am not making judgments, but isn't that they way our forefathers felt when they rebelled against their English government (another label). Rebels cause revolutions, revolutions cause change (good and bad). If the governments listened to the people and served the people instead of being so self-serving, would there be rebels? There may
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Laws Of Life
These are all true, every one of them! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Laws of Life & Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. & Law of the Workshop Any tool or part, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. & Law of Probability The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. & Law of the Telephone If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. & Law of the Alibi If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. & Variation Law If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). & Law of the Bath When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. & Law of Close Encounters The p
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