Fubar Blog Posts 4

Bad News
FIRST I HEARD OF IT THIS EVENING, MY SON CAME IN COMPLAINING OF A HEADACH AND THAT HIS LEFT EYE WAS BLURRED. THEN STATES THAT SOME KID AT SCHOOL HAD HIT HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A BOOK, WOW. I EXPLAINED TO HIM THAT HE SHOULD NEVER KEEP THINGS LIKE THIS FROM ME NO MATTER IF HE IS FRIENDS WITH THIS CHILD. NOW I AM GOING TO BE TAKEN EM INTO THE DOCTORS TO GET CHECKED OUT, ALSO GETTING ON THE PHONE TOMORROW WITH THE SCHOOL TO LET THEM KNOW WHAT HAD HAPPEN, IT NEEDS TO BE TAKEN CARE OF.

Just How I Feel In The Moment.......
I AM ======= I am human I am kind I am humble... and sometimes blind I am Not afraid to follow -yet always try to lead. I am full of rage and violence, but if you stick me I WILL bleed! I am Lonely I feel small I am loving..... .....so screw them all!!! I am alone in this world I can't be what THEY want me to be I am NOT what i see in the mirror ....who am i??....I, am merely- ME!!!!

Surgery/death
I just wanted to let everyone kno that my surgery went great...Thank You All for the Prayers. I have some more bad news...my husband of 29 yrs passed away on Sept 1. We put him to rest yesterday. Please continue to keep me in your prayers. My puter is down right now but I'll hopeull be back up and running in a couple of weeks. I greatly miss all of my friends/family here and I'm looking really forward to getting back online. Again...THANK YOU ALL VERY MUCH for all the prayers/thoughts sent to me. I won't forget any one of you...Much love/hugs..."Indian Princess"...Roxann

Oh My My, Oh Hell Yes..
...honey put on that party dress. Tired of screwing up, tired of going down. Tired of myself, tired of this town. Ten Things I Like About Myself 1) uh.... 2) uhhhhh 3) uh.... ...well you get the idea. My head shrinker suggested I do this, and I think it's a cool idea. But. I have a hard time thinking of things. There are somethings I do like about myself, but then I wonder if they're really true. I think I care a lot about other people... but would you guys agree? I think I'm a good supervisor.... but would the people I have to work with agree? What do you guys think? What about myself should I be proud of? It can be physical or emotional or mental or whatever. Lemme know... XOXO

Spider
The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout, I smacked him with the new paper and kncocked him the **** out, I scooped up the spider and put him in the toilet and the itsy bitsy spider went through the water pipes

Under New Label
Dennis Paul is now publishing under a new label ...Class Entertainment Records International"Under a Spell - the EP" will be out very soon !! Also introducing new band members .. Wayne Sulatyski, on lead guitar and second vocals .. Don Wilson, on bass and back-up vocals. Really great guys with tons of experience !! Have an awesome day my Friends !!P.S. Please keep the votes coming for Rock365.net Track & Artist-of-the-Month

The Whole Story
Back in the early 13th century, when she was passing for human, Lady Death's name was Hope. She was the daughter of Matthias, whose ancestors 666 generations back had been among Lucifer's fallen angels; and Marion, a woman so pure and good her lineage went all the way to Heaven itself. Hope grew up with Mom, who died when she was in her teens, so she went to stay with Dad. But he was so hard to live with, her ancestral home, Hell, seemed more attractive. There, she got caught up in centuries-old conspiracies and machinations, and wound up ruling the place, but because of a curse couldn't return to Earth as long as anyone lived here. That's why she adopted everybody's death as a personal goal. Lady Death was first seen in Evil Ernie #1, a comic book about a super-powered, undead homicidal maniac, dated December, 1991. She'd been the impetus behind Ernie's drive to annihilate everybody, appearing in his dreams to offer her more-than-ample charms in return for his effort. The story was

Leveling Up
Hey everyone i have a bet with a friend of mine that i can level up faster then him... I need all my friends help to win... So if you can spare any comments, rates, anything that will help would be terrific TY for all who help...

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Just To Let You All Know
JUST WANTED TO LET EVERYONE KNOW,, TOMORROW NIGHT MY BEST FRIEND IS GOING TO BE COMING TO VISIT ME, SO I WILL NOT BE ON HERE VERY MUCH FOR THE NEXT 3 DAYS OR SO. I LOVE YOU ALL,,AND WILL CATCH UP WITH EVERYONE ON SUNDAY OR MONDAY. STAY PROUD 14/88 XXXXX

Love Lost And Rembered
your like the curse that is the cure, dead or worse one thing is for sure. no one can make lauge, make me cry, or make me love i dont know what i would if i lost you baby.you are the best thing in my life love you so much adam

Us Citizen Has Been Kidnapped In Afghanistan
According to a leading Arab TV station, yet another US citizen has been kidnapped in Afghanistan . The following message with his own words was transmitted by the media on Sunday: "I have been kidnapped by militants in Afghanistan . I doubt if will ever be able to return to the states. Even if things get real nasty and I suffer inevitable torture, DO NOT pay any ransom money or attempt a rescue operation. America does not deal with terrorists. Tell my wife and kids I love them." This victim (who's name could not be published) is a man of exceptional courage. Attached is a photo of him with his kidnappers.

Zeppelin Reunion!!!
Led Zeppelin are definitely reforming says Robert Plant 'We got a band meeting this afternoon' admits singer 05.Sep.07 12:16pm Led Zeppelin frontman Robert Plant has confirmed that the legendary rock band will be reuniting later this year. A reunion has been strongly rumoured for the last week or so and today (September 5) the singer confirmed it's definitely on. A fan who met Plant in London today contacted NME.COM explaining that the singer said he was on his way to meet bandmates Jimmy Page and John Paul Jones. "How did you find out about this?" asked Plant when asked about the prospects of a reunion show by the autograph hunter. "Well we've got a band meeting about it this afternoon about it. There's not a lot to work out as it's only going to be one-off gig." NME.COM has also learned from a music industry source that the show, possibly to take place in November at the 02 in London, will be a charity gig organised by promoter Harvey Goldsmith. What do you think

Busy Days ... Hiccups .. And Booboo !
Okay this is my 3rd attempt at a blog .. it keeps vanishing on me .. so .. im gonna type this fast so if there are any typo's .. DONT LOOK LOL Busy day today Busy day Tomorrow ive got the Hiccups im goin to bed LOL Oh .. And if youve some spare time .. Stop by and Bomb BooBoo on her contest Pic .. You know she's always there to help anyone who needs it ..

Ciao Luciano!
In the movie Giorgio I fell in love with him. He sucked as an actor but I felt an attraction to him. Not that I know much of him but he opened my eyes to something new in this world. Which, if you know me, is one of my passions... to seek out new life and new experiences. Just think he made opera just a lil more accessible to make the way for others like Bocelli whom I adore. Do I like all opera? Hell no. Some of it is just atrocious. Obnoxious. But some can move my spirit and swoon me into another mood. Luciano Pavarotti has passed away today. Pancreatic Cancer. Thank you Luciano for opening my world just a lil more.

Life In Greyscale.
Eyes see through greyness. It's like watching a black and white movie, when you could be watching color. Have you seen the Wizard Of Oz? When Dorothys' house lands in Munchkin land after the twister. She opens the door to look outside. All of a sudden the dull grey of before, opens to a bright, lively, world of color and beauty and excitement. Imagine if you would,,, Never being able to open that door. Your life,,, It's sight, and sound and perception, all exist behind the door in the greyness. There's little if any urge to even have ambition. All you feel you will ever see, touch, taste, feel and smell, are done within the confines of the greyness behind the door. You're not even sure a world exists outside the door,,,, or what, or who holds the key to the world outside. The vision of the person inside the greyness isn't even sure a key exists. They just feel frightfuly alone and helpless, so helpless that they couldn't open the door even if they knew it was possible. Their actio

Pickup Tips Or Dating Tips For Gals
Well, we heard from the bartenders in the last blog on their tips for guys. I figured that I would give my tips for you gals out there from the perspective of a guy. Feel free to critique me on any of these or even expand upon them…..due to my lack of dating experience I can only give some high level ideas on the topic J * Men are Not Mind Readers: Ok gals, this one should be really obvious, but for those of you that have not realized it; during the whole evolutionary process, men did not pick up the ability to read minds. Do: If a guy approaches you and you might be interested….. Give him a hint that you are might be, it makes further conversation easier. Don’t: Do not play the coy little cat and mouse game. This little game that some women think is cute is often a deterrent to future interaction. However, if you are not interested; there is always a nice way of letting them know. Of course some guys are rude and you have to take the rude approach…..but

Continue To Breath
Today the sun will shine Even a smile from time to time Inside I'll sing this song The heart of life still beats on Is it all for nothing? will it mean a thing Without you and the love you bring? My wounds might heal Vicariously I will steal A smile from a stranger's face Sorrow sought out my disgrace Is it all for nothing? will it mean a thing Without you and the love you bring?

Poem
Souls in motion A long lingering kiss Slowly long and deep The softest touch Hands tracing curves Your scent beneath my nose Your breath warm upon my neck Skin softly laying against skin Finger tracing lips Tongue twirling in slow motion Wetness lingering Passionate flames Wanton pleasures Screaming out a name Writhing from the explosion Erotic fantasy made Calm and serenely laying Soul in motion once again

Lotus-eater
Tonight she is a hatha-pretzel, salted and I am a lotus-eater, high from the scent of her perspiration and the taste of her ruddy cheeks sticky neck and each breast blessed with firmness roundness - ripe to my lips lingering. I want to leave myself inside her, hear her breath in bursts and hiccoughed delight while I am buried in the break of her neck and she is nibbling suckling bubbling over onto my shoulder. She must kiss me hard and deep as I am squeezing warm seed into the wet garden soft thighs wrapped across my hips - I will read her poetry by the glow of our spent love, written from the rapture of this divine entanglement. © All rights reserved

The Magic Of Love
The Magic Of Love Love is like magic And it always will be. For love still remains Life's sweet mystery!! Love works in ways That are wondrous and strange And there's nothing in life That love cannot change!! Love can transform The most commonplace Into beauty and splendor And sweetness and grace. Love is unselfish, Understanding and kind, For it sees with its heart And not with its mind!! Love is the answer That everyone seeks... Love is the language, That every heart speaks. Love can't be bought, It is priceless and free, Love, like pure magic, Is life's sweet mystery!!

Funny Dilemma Of The Species
No doubt some of you read a recent news story --- researchers at Indiana University-Bloomington did a study using a group of men and women in Munich, Germany, examining how the sexes differ in choosing a mate by characteristics. What a shock, perhaps for most folks. The study concluded that humans are not much different from other mammals by following Darwin’s principles involving competitive males and choosy females. Essentially, according to this study (which used speed dating and a questionnaire, by the way), the men primarily based their decision on a woman’s physical looks. Women made more discriminating choices; they acknowledged the importance of attractiveness to men, but mentally used other traits and adjusted their expectations to select a desirable guy who’d stay with them. In any event, both the men and women’s actual choices did not necessarily reflect their written preferences. The story makes me recall those casual previous conversations I’ve had with friends – mal

Love Quotes
You know you are in love when you see the world in her eyes, and her eyes everywhere in the world. - David Levesque - Love is strong yet delicate. It can be broken. To truly love is to understand this. To be in love is to respect this. - Stephen Packer - When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen - Love isn't blind; it just only sees what matters. - William Curry - Love that is true never grows old. - Elben Bano - A Friend's Love says: " If you ever need anything, I'll be there." True Love says: " You'll never need anything; I'll be there." - Jimi Hollemans -

The Finest Poetry
I wrote the finest poetry with my lips upon your milky skin through this, the only night I have been alive - tiny words nibbled in your soft neck and down your delicious shoulder, a stanza across each warm breast, moist words wandering over the smooth flesh of your belly and down to the verse I was born to write - rapturous art, sacred psalms in perfect rhythm through the wet doors of your magnificent chapel. No woman will ever know these words the way I have given them to you, nor any man sing a song as pure. © All rights reserved

Doubt
Take a look at me I'm just a man But you tell me I'm not just a man So hard to understand After all I'm just a man You tell me not to doubt But I'm always full of doubt But you always help me out I'm so ashamed

Ranger Down #4
Lord Falco is the most powerful man in all the realm. When he is online that is. In the real world he is no idiot though. He buys all his computer parts separately and with cash so that he can’t be tracked. There is no way the government knows his IP address. His work, his fun, in fact his entire life is done online and the last thing he needs is the government looking in on what he is doing. Unlike his friends who live in cabins like hermits, “Falco” as he likes to be called lives in the city. Out in the woods you are one person for every five square miles, but here he is one of millions! The men in black can’t sneak up on him from the safety of the woods on his own property. Nope, here he can see them coming. Plus he can cache his stuff for escape nearby without any worries of discovery. Wisely he shops at night. The area he lives is well lit and the satellites that track over cities at night use mostly infrared and the lights near the hospitals cause flares so they can’t see

Abuse Her
It's not just your obsession not just a terrifying thought you have taken everything from her with the assumption that she can be bought getting away with this abuse it will not ever stop today wanting to bail out of this wishing she could get away she feels like she has ruined them only to steal something in return they are so fearful, and bitter of you and you believe it's not your concern you pin it all on her being selfish like you've always been it feels almost as if it were not yours, but all of her sins you get away with everything you get away with crime not understanding you not understanding why you took her life from her with one easy move tricking her with money killing her for you you self concieded a&&hole why are you still alive she would take your life from you if she could get by she sees you are angry it's better now then later you even might try to kill her or you might just hit her kill her, whatever

Physical Therapy
i am sorry i am not around much..but i am going to be in rehab for a while i am trying to regain my stregnth and my mobility to my right side i dont have access to a computer that often...and am usualy exausted at the end of therapy having a stroke sucks..i will try and keep updates to what is going on..thank you all again for the well wishes

How Odd!
Yeah, my insomnia continues ad I tried to sleep all night but couldn't. So feeing rather odd I was just thinking about two things that strike me as the most beautiful things I know. 1. The density of water. Water has an amazing characteristic that makes life possible on this planet. Let's start with the gaseous form of water, steam. Water is least dense when it is steam and at the point it cools enough to form a liquid the density rises dramatically. Water, then gets denser as the temperature drops, all the way down to the point it becomes a solid, ice. It is at that point an amazing and beautiful thing happens. The density drops again, and so we have the fact that ice floats in water. If not for that fact ice would settle to the bottom of ponds and lakes and we would have no possibility for life as we know it. That's just beautiful! 2. The French term for orgasm is "une petite mort", or "a little death". I think that might be the most romantic thing I have ever heard! It's the a

Can't Deny My Feelings
Can't deny my feelings I can’t deny my feelings anymore I can’t hide how I feel inside You’re the one I life for And I can’t life without you By my side I tell no one how I feel No one knows, you’re in my heart But I know our love is real Even we’re apart

Juicy Squirt
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative." The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"

Bwahahahaaaaaaaa
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative." The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"

Lost And Found......
Lost and found.... i walked around for a long time always feeling lost, never knowing what to or where to go...I was always alone...i was lost...As i walked around i saw people in two's always with some one , laughing and enjoying the day...But as for me i was alone ..i was lost...Then i met some one who was as lost as me, and with with him i was found...he was always around....we talked, we goofed off, we were together alot...so yes you could say we were a match,,, i was found...with my heart lifting, and my spirits rising i was happy, looking forward to his being near,,,i had a sence of peace,,oh what joy, for i was found..but something changed, and now he's not around, and once again i am lost...it's sad to think you have to have someone close to feel complete..but it's our nature with out some one we are lost..

Horoscope For 9/6
Your romantic impulses are strong right now, so it's a great time to go out on a date, even with someone you've been living with for years. Make all the arrangements and see where things go from there. ***** sounds great, now if there was someone where i live that i would even consider dating lol....hmmmm might have to ship them in from another state lol

Contest Is Almost Over
contest ends saturday 1pm i am asking for your help to get the ladies some help being bombed. if you can help get some of your friends males if possible and ask them to bomb the ladies . let them feel good and know people are there to help. well i hope they get some help its getting close for second. thanks bingo

Please Pray For Justin Ashford
JUSTIN ASHFOR A 6 YR OLD LITTLE BOY OF DELTONA FLORIDA WHO IS ONE OF MY REALLY GOOD FRIEND'S SON,WAS ON A 4 WHEELER MONDAY(LABOR DAY)AND GOT ON A HILL TO JUMP IT AND FELL OFF OF IT INTO A FIRE PIT,HE WILL LOSE MOST OF HIS TOE'S AND POSSIBLY HIS FEET,IF THEY ARE LUCKY TO SAVE HIS FEET THEY WILL TAKE SKIN OFF OF HIS HEAD TO PLACE ON HIS FEET TO SAVE THEM... HE IS ON A BREATHING MACHINE HE CAN NOT BREATH ON HIS ON... JUSTIN ASHFORD OF DELTONA FLORIDA,WILL BE IN CINNINNATTI OHIO FOR MONTH'S... THEY ARE POOR AND THEY NEED ALL THE DONATION'S POSSIBLE..MORE IMPORTANT YOUR PRAYER'S AND SUPPORT... IF YOU CAN DONATE ANYTHING THAT WOULD BE GREATLY APPREICATED... IF YOU COULD DONATE TO HIS HOSPITAL BILL'S PLEASE USE CHECK'S OR MONEY ORDER'S ONLY WRITEN OUT TO HIS DADDY:PAUL ASHFORD:THE ADDRESS WHERE YOU CAN SEND ANYTHING IS:686 COMSTOCK DR.DELTONA FLORIDA.32738... PLEASE PRAY FOR THIS LIL BOY JUSTIN ASHFORD,IF YOU GO TO CHURCH PLEASE HAVE THEM SAY A PRAYER FOR HIM AS WELL.LET'S GET THE PR

You Can Get Peter's Book Today!
The results are coming in from those who have the book. 100% approval for the book so far, which makes me feel great! of course, I want EVERYONE in the world to get a book. How else will I become a best selling author? lol Now, you can get the book and have it personally autographed. Woohoo! lol So come on, just click the links and gets yours on the way to you today. You know you wanna! :) ALSO to let you know that my book is now available in the publishers bookstore at a reduced prices directly through them. If you get your book through them however, it will not be autographed as they send it direct. Peter Click here for Peter's publisher book store Click this link to order the Hard Cover book. $24.99 shipping included Click here to order All That I Am, I Think! in Hard Cover Click this link to order the paperback book. $19.99 shipping included Click here to order All That I Am, I Think! in paperback Just click the cdbaby logo to buy That's What Living's

Im Moving On!
Well not many of you people on here know about what has happened in my past but Im sure a lot of you have noticed my name change on here. Im still broken but Im trying to glue those pieces back together. Theres not a day that goes by that he doesnt hurt me in some way but Im a strong woman and Im going to survive this. After all I have survived a lot of things so why cant I survive this? I talked to him for the first time the other night in like a month and I mean really talked to him. I let him know that Im here for him when he needs to talk and that I do care what happens to him. I know our relationship (whats left of it) isnt going to move any further. He has a lot of stuff going on in his life, I made the choice to take a step back and let him handle it. He knows Im here but when hes ready to be with me I may or may not be available. We will just see. I have met a great guy, its just in the talking stage right now but ya never know. Im taking this one really slow for

Busy, Busy Bee
Hey guys thought id give an update! If thats what you want to call it.. Ick??? Sorry i haven't been around Just working my ass off these last couple weeks! I was suppose to work Monday and wend but was down with a horrible tooth ache ( Have a root canal Tuesday of next week) I work today, Friday, sat and Sunday! 2- 12 HOUR shifts this weekend soo again ill be drained once Monday comes! We get to move into our house this weekend but again ill be working! The husband and his friends said they would move the big things over to the house! If i had BOXES! Which i don't! I'm sure they would move those too.. Anyhoo, Its 6 am Why im awake? I have no idea!! Oh i remember!! I had put the kitten in bed with me last night and woke up to no cat! Found her with my daughter on the top bunk! Grrr. I don't mind her cuddling but couldn't she have picked somewhere closer to the ground?? But I'm sure she did that for a reason! The cat would be to scared to jump and wouldn't leave her side! LOL .. Well i

Stolen Moments (yep Another Poem)
Stolen Moments By J. S. Monti To sit and merely contemplate. My mind reflecting, won’t abate. About the story of our lives. Of stolen moments lovers find. You have a life and so do I. To find a way to intertwine. Yet hard to do, we only live. On stolen moments we can give. Our bodies, minds, and souls to take. The chemistry we can’t forsake. To hold you in that sweet embrace. My heart is dying to partake. To wake and find you lying there. Your body supple, warm and fair. My fingers softly through your hair. An arm around your shoulders bare. Our hearts as one in rhythm beat. Cares and worries fail to seek. This shelter we have wearily sought. Is found within our bodies locked. And in this dream I waken from. Like darkness looms in winters morn. To find that I am only one. And loneliness to weigh upon. For such are dreams of smoke and mirrors. An insight to our deepest fears. The thought of you lies treasured there. In stolen moments, and

Toddler,2, Left In Car
Toddler, 2, left in car at brothel parking lot. An Oregon man is in custody after allegedly leaving his 2-year-old daughter in a car in 95-degree heat in the parking lot of a brothel east of Reno. The Storey County sheriff's office said Lucien Hoffman of Bend, Oregon, was being held in the country jail in lieu of $40,000 bail on charges of child neglect. Hoffman told deputies he was attending a function at the Mustang Ranch brothel off Interstate 80, 15 miles east of Reno. A brothel security guard found the child crying inside the car and took her indoors until authorities arrived. The toddler was treated for dehydration and released to the Nevada Division of Child and Family Services.

W O W
I'm wearing a super short skirt at work today. So my coworkers asks my boss if she's seen it and she goes, "Yeah she showed me! She's showing some serious leg, now if only she'd shimmy for me!" So I got up and danced for my boss. I feel gipped. No one threw dollahs. LOL

Another Blonde Joke :)
Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying , "Fair's fair. Here's your money." Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5PM news and so I knew he would jump." The blond replied, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again." Bob took the money....

Mango
I went awhile back to Petsmart and adopted a cute kitty to replace my old man Baxter whom I'd had since college - he was there with me through painful times, like my divorce, and was very loving and cuddly (just like a dog). So I found a cat that looked JUST like Baxter & I couldn't resist. Well - they told me... it was a fixed female. I looked and said ... uh.... this is an un-fixed male. They told me I was wrong. I said... I'd never seen such large balls on a female cat. And they told me that it was just "large". Uh.... ok..... So I took her home and we named her Mango. I finally made it to the vet for "her" ckup and sure enough Mango is a he. So that is how we ended up with a male cat named Mango.... See - I'm right some of the time....

Technology Today
Three women..one german, one japanese and a hillbilly were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The german woman pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager", she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm". A few minutes later, a phone rang. The japanese woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." The hillbilly woman felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. So she stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The hillbilly woman finally said, "Well will you look at that, I'm gettin' a fax."

Going Through Life
As we go through life sometimes we hit a block in the road. We stop look in all directions trying to figure out which way to go. I know I haev been there. Always remember there is always promises in the sunshine for tomorrow. We must carry on. Know that i will always be there. Although the miles are long and the distance far, just look in your heart, cause i am there and you are in mine. As we go through life we often wonder are we worth it, can we really move on, can we follow our dreams and make them come true. Keep moving forward keep your chin up and never give up I didnt give up I moved forward because of you my friends. I made it. So when you get to that spot in your life, just follow your heart and know that i will always be there for you, cause you were always there for me, and i can never thank you enough. So i send you my love my friend. I am here today I'll be here tomorrow I will be here forever. Thank you my friend I love you!!!!

F*** You .....
Fuck you number ONE NOBODY cares about threats over the internet, so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics; Even if you win, you're still Fuck you number TWO Don't ever post pictures and say: "OMG, I'm so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. If you do you're a fucking moron. Fuck you number THREE Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "What's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up, Asshole.... Fuck you number FOUR FUBAR was created to HAVE FUN and make friends.. Quit trying to check up on your ex!! Come on, now, people, its called stalking...you might as well be sitting in front of their house with binoculars. ANY more i can add????.....

Friend
Friend, With the ups and downs, With happiness and sadness, With laughters and tears, Memories... Now it seems we in the intersection, Heading different direction, How that happen? Sad to let you go, But everything always come to an end, Farewell friend, Maybe someday...

What Does Your Last Name Say About You?"
W-You are very broad minded. A-You like to drink. L-Everyone loves you. T-You're loyal to those you love. O-Awesome kisser. N-You are dead sexy Delete the other person's last name and repost this with the title "what does your last name say about you?" in 11 minutes and something wonderful will happen..... A : You like to drink. B : You like people. C : You are really silly. D: You like to drink E : Awesome in bed F : You are dead sexy G : You never let people tell you what to do. H : You have very good personality and good looks I : You Are Great in bed. J : People Adore yOU K : You're wild and crazy. L: Everyone loves you. M : Best kisser ever. N :You are dead sexy O: Awesome kisser. A : You like to drink. P: You hangout with all populer types of people Q : You are a hypocrite. R : Easy to fall in love with. S : Fuckin crazy. T : You're loyal to those you love. U : You really like to chill. V : You are not judgemental. W : You are very broad minded

De-weeding My Friend Garden...
Hi ya'll... As some of you know I've been on Lost Cherry-Cherry Tap-Fubar for awhile....and have made some really great friends along the way. Unfortunately I do have some people on my friends list that I don't know and don't hear from therefore they will deleted. I will be deweeding my friend garden today, so come by and say hey if I haven't heard from ya in awhile. xoxo! WW

If I Had A Little Blog.....
ok so um like i bloggin for no real reason... Anyhow, oh der i know... i been lookin and noticin some people have like fan clubs for their blogs... How the hell do they do that... i guess write alot huh is it interestin reading strangers stuff, i know my brain is as twisted as they get how can i get a fan club i want a fan club! I want to be popular and artsy i want recognition and fame, I want to be the NEXT AMERICAN BLOGGER! (not really) What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? Dam! I want to have people go..hmm thats kinda wrong. i want to feel like i am something... i know that line right there usually brings in a comment. aparently crazy thoughts and almost-emo behavior is like appealing. ok so um yeah i like pain, the feel as a blade slices thru you flesh.... the prick of a needle imbeddin ink in my skin, orgasmic... the sting and burn of .......ok Gettin wet new subject So i guess im gonna be on my

60 Things Not To Say To A Naked Guy
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that 6. It's more fun to look at 7. Make it dance 8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that 9. Can I paint a smiley face on it? 10. It looks like a night crawler 11. Wow, and your feet are so big 12. My EX was 4 inches bigger 13. It's ok, we'll work around it 14. Is this a mild or spicy Slim Jim? 15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh 16. Will it squeek if I squeeze it? 17. Oh no, a flash headache 18. (Giggle and point) 19. Can I be honest with you? 20. My 8-year old brother has one like that 21. Let me go get my tweezers 22. How sweet, you brought incense 23. This explains your car 24. You must be a growing boy 25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow 26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick 27. Are you one of those pygmies? 28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow? 29. Ever heard of Cleara

Nursery Rhyme Ponderings ...
Why are the mice blind? Were they born that way or was it the result of a tragic accident? Do Jack Spratt and his wife have eating disorders? What kind of drugs was the cow on to make it jump over the moon? Is Pumpkin eater a Euphemism for something else? Who's genius idea was it to put a cradle in a tree?

For New Members
Ok it is real easy first you must be a member of DSC and then Put DSC Bombers some where in your name thats it so far and i am going to need help with tags id co-founders to help run it and everything so get with me

Doctor Who Returns Friday 8/7c On Sci Fi
The Family of Blood Fri Sept 7th at 8:00pm E/P, encore at 1:00am E/P on Sci Fi Channel Part 2 of 2. It is 1913 in England, and war has come a year in advance as the terrifying Family hunt for the Doctor. But while John Smith refuses to accept his destiny as a Timelord, the women in his life — Martha and Joan — have to take terrible measures to save the whole of history. Jessica Hynes (Spaced) and Harry Lloyd (Robin Hood) guest star.

Stop Thief!
So it seems that somehow rates are being siphoned off my page and this is not the first time it has happened. One photo only has seven rates and I know for a fact that at it has been rated at least twenty times. Another photo has been adversely rated just once. Usually it only takes one eleven to even that out, but they do not seem to be registering. That photo has received several elevens. Is this happening to anyone else?

Panhandling
one day 2 men where on a freeway offramp panhandling the cars exiting the freeway both had signs for the drivers to see well as the day wor on one guy had bulging pockets of money in 10s @ 20s while the other one had 5 or 6 dollars in his pocket well this continued for many more days with the same results so after several weeks of this the one guy crossed the street and said how in thwe fuck do you always get all the big pockets of money while i only get five bucks the other guy said well whats on your sign? he said that it says that i have a wife and three kids and that we are hungry and need eletricity and to please help well thats your problem said the other guy mine says that i need only 20.00 to go back to Mexico.

The Ceremony..
Intoxicating scents fill the air. A strong, yet passionate voice utters the commands. Each one leading deeper into the soul that often hides from the world. Deep, dark, and not for the weak or scared. Now wanting to be the exhibitionist I truly am, the clothes are gone. Naked before you, the only part that remains guarded is the eyes. Now commanded to “Let me see those eyes”. My eyes are the windows into my soul. Your eyes now embrace that soul; I am now yours completely and unconditionally. Pulled into your arms, my face against your chest, my arms wrapped behind me. Now no place to go but deep into submission. Feeling the wire ties embrace my wrists, now being watched as your hand goes around my throat, fingers run teasingly across, then pulled close to you. Taking an inventory of my body, you are pleased. Placed across your lap, the ceremony begins… The intensity heightens with each strike across my backside; with intervals of feeling your

Oh Goodie!
In the middle of a phone call with Ruby, Cingular drops the call. Because you know they have the fewest dropped calls in the nation. THEN. I just spent the past 45 minutes fixing the fucking server so I can get back online before i left for home. GOD TODAY SUCKS.

Can You
Can you feel me as i climb on top??? Can you feel me do you want me to stop??? Can you Feel me as i go up and down, can you feel me as i make that sound??? I know you want it i can see it in your eyes, you want to feel me taste me make me cry... Touch me hold me can you feel me???

Media Mind Manipulation (tripple M)
It has come to my Attention in these day's that there is a pressure from the media that to be sexy you have to be thin. That is bullshit. I call it Media Mind Manipulation or triple M. Thanks to triple M women who are "fat" hate what they see in the mirror. Frist off: When you pick up a book what matters most? It's not the covor but the story it contains. Never judge a book by it's cover. It's what's inside hat counts. secondly: A beutiful pair of eyes and a wicked smile will get oyu far. thirdly and most importantly : Do not let any guy tell you you are unattractive because you are slightly over weight. I mean with a skinny chick. how you soposed to cuddle with that at night? you might aswell culld with a 2x4 it's all hard and not much to wrap your arms around. No matter where you go or what you do people are goeing to e Judgemental. If they don't see you for who you really are, then fuck 'em (not litterly) you don't need em any ways. and GUy's turning down a chick wh

Don’t Give Up
Don’t Give Up Fight through the waves or be knocked down Don't allow yourself to just float around The tow pulls you to no certain place You need one in mind to enter the race Where should you look to find this direction? Not to the spot so filled with rejection Not to the place where your trust was dishonored Your Heart broken, your spirit collared I think you know of the place I speak Please stop this game of hide and seek Experience takes on the shape we permit We are the ones who mold it to fit Allowing darkness to become our fear Is a choice we make, one we can make disappear We control which path we follow The one of riches or a life that’s hollow You have the tools to open your dreams Shut down the nightmares and painful screams All you need to make a fresh start… Is to follow your passionate beautiful Heart jskins

Sweet Water
I drown myself in dreams of her erotic and the moist pressure of her kiss - she is sweet water lapping at the shore of my desire. Her words have made me laugh and cry - and I am slave to each new stanza. Nothing so beautiful as a woman writing, wanting, wishing, willing life from words - and her silhouette forever slinks inside each sentence (like a cat, balanced on a slender wall, padding silently through the endless night of my perpetual hunger). Will she come to me in wakened dreams and leave me finally sated in the ever-real caress of words she writes for me and whispers in the shadows thrown by candlelight as we lie atop her bed afterwards? © All rights reserved

Effects Of Alcohol
The effects of Alcohol After 6 beers After 2 glasses of wine After 2 bottles of wine - Shared of course After too many margaritas After 3 Kamikazes After 7 rum & cokes After 1 large purple haze After 6 cocktails After 1 bottle of tequila

Sexiest Picture Contest Standings 5pm 09-06-2007
Here are the current standings as of 5PM 09-06-2007 This contest ends Thursday night 10:30PM Eastern time. That means there is just a little over 5 hours left to bomb Bomb your favorite contestant often Don't forget Comments are worth 1 point Rates are worth 5 points. Most points wins. These totals are only the comments totals Name Comments 1 j-roxxx 41503 2 lil devil 37785 3 Nichole~Top Notch Glamour Chick 12132 4 Raema aka .:TITS:. 12095 5 Jenn 5005 6 DJ Asian Cat ~Manic Monkey Radio 4135 7 ac1d_eyez 2295 8 Dr.Angusmd Resident Dr. @ Crew Radio 1207 9 Beauty and The Beast 932 10 Riverheadted 510 11 Liquid Fantasy 498 12 Cute Lil Jellybean 455 13 Lisa Smith 415 14 Big Poppa 378 15 Misty 224 16 FallinAngel 197 17 da` Warrior` Dj` Kaijaw` da` Barbarian 111 18 Nicole AKA AOA1FREAK 49 19 Gretch 45 20 Passion Eyes 45 21 Blue eyed angel 13 22 Karen~the Bondswoman 11 23 ~TINA~HOTLIPSONFIRE~ 6 24 I hear you're still looking for me 6 25 Party L

Fuck
Fuck Beat cheat lie rape steal Why do we conceal the past Trapped in the long haul Try to find the answers but HE blocks the path to unlocking the future Samantha Nicole Hambaugh Forgive or Forget Can history repeat itself or do we just let it Ruin the innocence Protective custody cryin big blue eyes Illness for six straight years all because he couldn't wouldn't let go Kidnapped my provider Stole time from timeless moments I'm lost in the dark looking for her but only found truth Why? *Written on this day last year, things are definitely looking up this year :)

I Haven't Been Around Lately Because
I haven't been around lately because I started going to school again, my daughter started school and I have been fighting for sole custody of my daughter. I have been so crazy-buzy! Well school is going great for me and my daughter and I won sole custody. THanks for everyone who has been wondering about my and my family, I appreciate and have missed you all.

Tender Wisps
The soft flesh of her moist yes upon my lips and arms now reaching around and drawing her nearer nearer nearer to me as we hold our breaths and electricity passes between us - oh the tender wisps of touching softly pressing now together and her tongue my tongue my god I feel the tingle and the tension released as we are one in this great and first kiss. © All rights reserved

Laugh For September 6
Car Wreck A doctor and a lawyer got into a car accident, on a small country road. The lawyer had figured that nobody else would be on the road, and had raced through a stop sign. The doctor, on a cross street, had no time to react and couldn't have missed the lawyer if he had tried. Fortunately, neither driver was hurt. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from his battered car and offered him a drink from a hip flask.The doctor accepted, took a deep drink, and handed the flask back to the lawyer. The lawyer held the flask for a minute or two, and gave it to the doctor again. The doctor took another swig. He again returned the flask to the lawyer, who closed it and put it away. "Aren't you going to have a drink yourself?" asked the doctor. "Not now," answered the lawyer. "I'll have something after the police leave."

Nice Guys Finish Last
It's amazing that assholes can get girls.Actually,now that I think of it,it's not that amazing.They are assholes at heart,but to meet girls they lavish their undying love.IT'S A CHARADE.They act nice,friendly,& listen...until they get into what they're after.Their prey thinks they are in love with them,however when they realize what assholes their predators really are,they pretend like the asshole is really nice inside.The girl tries to change the asshole into a nice guy,but ASSHOLES WILL ALWAYS BE ASSHOLES.She gets upset & goes to the nice guy to complain about the asshole.But she claims to love the asshole...Now this is where the theory begins.She doesn't want to look like she is easy so she wont dump the asshole right away,instead she will stay with the asshole.Girls are idiots.They don't realize that the nice guy has been there all along.He never had to pretend to be a good guy because he is naturally like that.However girls don't see it for some reason or another.They look at the

Sexual Poem (not By Me)
What is fat? What does it mean to touch a fat woman? Is it soft? Is it sensual? Oh, god, yes. Fingers melting in to flesh Senses tingling, rising above mere consciousness to another level. Her hips mesmerize Love handles galore Begging to be caressed To be kissed Cover them in your affection Look up to see her mountainous midriff jiggling with pleasure As soft as marshmallows and just as sweet Oh praise the Being who formed her melons Pert nipples teasing Hardening under your watchful eye Plant a love-kiss between them Let your hands wander to not too the forbidden just yet But to the delights of a ripe, round rump So delicious to sink your teeth in to (if you dare) But beware, one taste and you’ll never want to dine elsewhere You smell her scent? Her juices beckon you? Well, have just a whiff and see if your hunger is sufficed It’s not? The aroma is too thick? Clouding your mind? Bringing to life scand

Funny Facts
In Italy a condom used to be called an “English overcoat”. In England people still know a condom as a “French letter”. Condoms are a common way to smuggle powder-drugs across international borders. Condoms can be filled with drugs, tied and swallowed. It happens that a condom leak and a smuggler gets a dieing overdose. Malcolm X sold condoms on the street, when he was young. At an auction an 18. Century-condom illustrated with three naughty nuns was sold for 3.300 pounds. Historians have refused the myth telling; that Dr. Condom, physician to Charles II, invented the condom. A condom can hold about 5 liters of milk.

Guide To The Proper Use Of A Condom Maybe The Glue Guy Missed This
Step 1: Check the expiry date. Is it outdated, throw it away! An old condom is not safe and will feel sticky or very dry. If you suspect the condom to be in a bad shape, because it has been carried around unsafely, been hot, been in the washer, or any other “wrong” place, then get a new condom, although it hasn’t passed the expiry date. Step 2: Open the condom package carefully with your fingers; don’t use nails, teeth or any other sharp objects. Be careful having jewellery on. If you find the condom sticky, brittle or stiff, throw it away! Step 3: You must be hard using the condom, and if you aren’t circumcised make sure your foreskin is rolled back. Step 4: Place the opening of the condom on the head of your penis. Important: The rolled rim shall be on the outside. If needed put a drop or two of lubricant inside the condom. Step 5: Hold the top half-inch of the condom between your fingers, and smooth the condom down to the base of your penis, so air bu

At Last
At last it would appear as though things might be finally going my way. Things are going great with my job working for a press company. I've also found a sweet deal on a mazda 626, I just hope that doesn't fall through. The ex also continues to bury herself in her own stupidity. Then, to top it all off, I've been reunited with a couple of old friends of mine that I haven't seen in year. Maybe I should knock on wood to make sure none of this goes up in my face.

Three Trivia Facts For September 6
All the moons of the Solar System are named after Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Shakespearean characters. In the original Grimm fairly tale of 'Sleeping Beauty', the Prince rapes her while she sleeps and then leaves before she wakes up. (Good thing that was rewritten!) According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is the most popular flavor of edible underwear.

Im Sorry..family Friend & Fans
I know i have been lacking @ leaving comments and messages n showin the love u all deserve but Ive been stressing so bdly over my surgery Monday Ive made myself sick basically. I havent been online a whole lot and I want to say Im sorry for not showing y'all how much i appreciate each of you.... I have surgery Monday morning @ 10:30 am if all goes well it will be a day surgery and I can come home and I PROMISE as soon as Im feeling more like myself Ill be back showering as much love as I can! Thank all of ya for being here n showin me love I do really appreciate it!! MUCH MUCH MUCH LOVE!!! Mel { Texas Bitch }

That Pesky Venus Retrograde!!
Well, the Venus Retrograde may be over Friday evening, but Venus will remain in the shadow of her retrograde until October 11th!!!! Read this lovely little nugget at Night Light News, a very esoteric astrological info site. I was so looking forward to this mess being over, but we have another month of Venus' retrograde influence. That means financial and relationship issues will not stabilize and rebalance until after October 11th. Lovely!! As much as I'd like to go into seclusion until October 11th, that just isn't possible, lol! Better purchase another notebook for journaling - this may continue to be a little rough. Have a great evening, dear friends! Much love and warm hugs for one and all! Blessings, and, boy, do we need them, for everyone all over the world! Later! Muahz!

The Why's Of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart !

Back For A Lil Bit
well gettin things back together at home .. out to see familly gttin a li l help taking care the mess left from the break in .. gettin my cell phone turned back on . hate the home phone anyways .. may give a few friends a call give em my new number ..blah blah .. what have i missed ? here

My Friend...
My Friend, The greetings you send always bring a smile, It let's me know that at some point during your day, you thought about me for awhile. Your words always touches my heart, And at times they go deeper to speak to my soul. It's been said we have only one true soulmate, But I beg to differ, I think more than a few kinders to my soul. Lasting thru this short time that is alotted to my life. So dear friend, keep sending your words of love to shine on this heart of mine. Your words of wisdom that reaches to the darkest corner of my soul. Your words of comfort that envelops me in the warmest sensational hugs. Your words of sympathy that always gives me your shoulder to catch my tears that fall. Your words of joy that always brings forth such wonderful laughter that we can share. Your words mean so much more than you know. I shall return the favor as best I can my friend. Hoping my words can do the same to your heart and soul. Light and Love Always, Paulette wr

Our Next Lil Play Time Is 22nd Sept 2007
Hi there, we hope you liked the party pics from August. Our next lil session will be the 22nd Sept 2007. We have some of our close webcam friends meeting us again for drinks, chat and a lil fun. Last month we did the sushi platter..... this months will be a fruit platter and whipped cream. We will have a masseuse there also to give me a full body warm oil massage. We will post some pics here from the event and of course it will be broadcast on cam for everyone to watch. Wish me luck.... xx Kylie

My Grandmother!
THIS IS A BLOG TO LET YOU KNOW WHY I AM THE WAY I AM. A WOMAN NAMED MARIA DELEON HAS A HEART OF GOLD. I WILL MISS THAT! SHE MADE ME THE MAN I AM TODAY! IF YOU ONLY KNEW WHO AND HOW SHE WAS YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND HOW AND WHO SHE IS AND WAS. SHE IS MY GRANDMOTHER WHO LOVES US ALL. SHE HAS NO FAVORITE GRANDCHILDREN, BESIDES THE GREAT GRANDKIDS SHE HAS NOW. I GOT A PHONE CALL FROM MY MOM FROM CORPUS CHRISTI WHERE I WAS BORN AND RAISED. SHE TOLD ME THAT MY GRANDMOTHER JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK 20 MINUTES AGO. I COULDN'T STOP CRYING..... I'M SORRY I HAVE NOT SPENT ENOUGH TIME AS AN ADULT WITH YOU GRANDMA! I LOVE YOU AND ALWAYS WILL. YOU TAUGHT ME TO ALWAYS RESPECT AND TO NEVER HIT WOMEN! THAT'S WHY I TOOK ABUSE FOR 8 YEARS. SHE TAUGHT ME TO BE REAL AND NOT FAKE! I'M SOOO SORRY YOU WONT SEE MY KIDS GROW TO BE TEENS. THEY ARE GONNA MISS YOU SOO MUCH. MY MOM TELLS ME THAT THE DOCTOR WAS EXPLAINING TO THE FAMILY THAT'S THERE, THAT SHE'S NOT GONNA SEE THE END OF THE WEEKEND! OM

Irresponsible Whores
Ok. So I’m 33. Not Married. Not a parent. So maybe I have no business speaking here but I am so annoyed with parents that let their children roam around without supervision. I’m more than annoyed, I’m bothered. I don’t understand this. It’s one thing to let your kids play where you can see them. But to just let them roam? What the fuck??? My original angst was stemming from the children that are out playing in front of my apartment but just now I got a phone call from one of my best friends. Her fiancée has two children – a boy that’s 10 and a girl that’s 8. Apparently the little boy had gone to play with one of his friends and when mom came to pick him up he was standing outside with a bag next to him. In the bag….. and remember….. he’s 10…. Was: Condoms Girls panties A Video Camera Cash (at first I thought he was involved in some kind of home porno gig….yah that’s weird) The contents in themselves are all together disturbing but how he got the contents was equ

Sad Sad Man
Apparently there is a very pathetic man on here won't say any names but *cough big D cough* he wrote my fiance a nasty message talking about what he would do with me.. well. i have 1 thing to say to that. you will never have me fag.... I love my fiance with all of my heart and will never leave him get over that fact.. he is 10x the man you could ever hope to be.. oh and he has one thing you dont ME. besides.. isn't it custom to date your sister there??

I Was Looking For This E-mail Itwas Sent To Me On The Anniversary Of 1 Yr Of 9/11 I Would Like To Share This Brew
The proud warriors of Baker Company (USMC) wanted to do something to pay tribute to our fallen comrades. So since we are part of the only Marine Infantry Battalion left in Iraq the one way that we could think of doing that is by taking a picture of Baker Company saying the way we feel. It would be awesome if you could find a way to share this with our fellow countrymen. I was wondering if there was any way to get this into your papers to let the world know that "WE HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN" and are proud to serve our country." Semper Fi imikimi - Customize Your World 1st Sgt Dave Jobe

"visual Lies"
again this is copywritten material and we are only going to show from the first verse to the chorus. 1st verse) I awoke today,there was no escape,corrupted eyes are,laying on me my fate.we slave for needs,as the vultures wait to feed.our so called life's,a life created by thier greed. Bridge)We keep pushing for a means to an end,but our debt to society seems to never end. Chorus)Everywhere you look and see,thing's are never what they seem.fill our heads with temptaion,getting richer by our demise.nothing more than empty promises,these are all just visual lies.

I Need Some
hi everybody, i need some help,,dad has to go through surgery again tommorrow,,,you guys and gals said prayers for him and they helped,,so i asking you again for them...this time is scarrier then last time. thank you so much for before and now,,,, huggs to all xoxoxoxo saphiremoon

One More Day.........
*Just for this morning, I am going to step over the laundry, and pick you up and take you to the park to play. *Just for this morning, I will leave the dishes in the sink, and let you teach me how to put that puzzle of yours together. *Just for this afternoon, I will unplug the telephone and keep the computer off, and sit with you in the backyard and blow bubbles. *Just for this afternoon, I will not yell once, not even a tiny grumble when you scream and whine for the ice cream truck and I will buy you one if he comes by. *Just for this afternoon, I won't worry about what you are going to be when you grow up, or second guess every decision I have made w here you are concerned. *Just for this afternoon, I will let you help me bake cookies, and I won't stand over you trying to fix them. *Just for this afternoon, I will take us to McDonald's and buy us both a Happy Meal so you can have both toys. *Just for this evening, I will hold you in my arms

Kinky Survey
Kinky Survey1) Would you have sex with me?No answer2) Would you want to tie me to the bed?No answer3) Would you let me go down on you?No answer4) Would you want to have a threesome with me?No answer5) Would you want to go slow?No answer6) Would you talk dirty to me?No answer7) Would you want to video tape us?No answer8) Do you have fantasies you want to make real?No answer9) Would you repost so I can answer for you?No answerTake this survey | Create your own survey | Daily surveyMeet New Friends Who Understand You. Explore Life Stories.

The Day Is Almost Over.....
Well, the day is almost over and I have made it through. It has been pretty hard. I didn't cry the entire day, as a matter of fact I made it till 2 o'clock. Thanks to some great friends...one in particular, today was actually pretty good. I am so glad my friends were there to keep me occupied and keep my mind off my dad and on what we were doing today. I don't think I would have made it through with my sanity had it not been for everything I did today, and my friends that were there for me. So this is to you my friends...I LOVE YOU!!! now and forever!!! Thanks for breaking down the walls and holding me so close when I needed you the most! All my love forever, Michelle

Truth Hurts
My stellar to your nothingness. There is no comparison. Your trash to my regality. Just the thought is laughable. Pathetic are the attempts, Bold are the insinuations. Be it noble to stand aside, And let the big girls take over. Childish in nature... Desperate are you to fill a void. Daddy must not have paid enough attention, Self respect was never taught. "Whore" is a word you will grow to know, Mirrors don't lie. Do you like what you see? REL

I'm This Girl
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy, but because I want to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says, "Okay, but you owe me..." jokingly. Not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you and I care... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you.. I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss.. I'm the girl who you can talk to about anything.. I'm the girl

A Real Man
A REAL MAN....... 1.) A REAL MAN respects his mother and places his Woman first. 2.) A REAL MAN raises his kids, not JUST out of pocket either. 3.) A REAL MAN supports his woman to develop herself. 4.) A REAL MAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real man. Walk in his shoes first and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN. 5.) A REAL MAN doesn't Break Promises 6.) A REAL MAN calls you beautiful, not hot, sexy, or fine as fuck. 7.) A REAL MAN loves you just as much first thing in the morning when your hair is sticking out in a million directions, you have no makeup on, and you haven't showered, shaved or brushed your teeth yet as he does when you're dressed to the nines and ready for a night out on the town. 8.) A REAL MAN CALLS U on a daily basis - NO MATTER HOW BUSY OR TIRED HE IS. 9.) A REAL MAN looks past what he's heard about you or what his friends think of you. 10.) A REAL MAN wants to spend as much time as he can with you & won't get sick

Lonely
I sit here lonely Among thirty people; An image often used, But true. I sit here lonely Not quite sure what Im lonely for. Love and/or friendship Most likely. I sit here lonely Writing this poem When I know I should be Doing something else. Something more important Something worthy of this thing Called time I sit here lonely Wondering who I am exactly And who I will be And if the contradiction; Who I want to be. Not knowing how to change anything. I sit here lonely Thinking of my past And of all the wrong turns Ive made; Much more numerous then the right. And I wonder if they will ever Be outweighed by the good. I sit here lonely Praying to who know what Who knows who Who knows when Who knows why; Not really understanding faith, Fate, or religion. I sit here lonely unsure of the decisions to come Of what I truly want And scared to death that I wont want what Ive made for myself. I sit here lonely Among these thirty people lonely- But not forgo

What Happens When You Are Boared And Go To Wal-mart
Well, it was the opening game for the Football Season. My very sweet friend/sister has went recently had to have some major dental work done. The poor thing hasn't been able to eat anything short of really soft food (damn near baby food). Thank goodness that she's been able to start to eat real food here lately. Myself and my Sister went to our local Super Wal-Mart store which is open 24hours. Now mind you she along with myself are going through Wal-Mart. I was on the mission of getting some brownie mix and ice cream. I had the chocolate sauce for good sundies LOL. Well we went and we're looking around (now mind you my sister has been able to eat some real food) for some reason. She gotten on this Junk Food and Chocolate kick and fast. Now I had told my hubby that I wouldn't spend over $20.00 being that we've got a house payment coming up soon. So I was being careful about what I was getting. The next thing I knew here's my sister going freaking ass nuts mind you. I would be pushin

Monday Is Surgery Day
I was really hoping to use my voice recognition application for this, but I was having trouble with my thoughts, and that really screws up the program. So here I am left-handed typing again. I go in for round #3 of brain cancer surgery on Monday, 9/10 (at least it's not 9/11). I'm not overly worried, really. Been there, done that, got the scar to prove it. So, why am I obsessing about it? Mostly because it SUCKS to have BRAIN CANCER at age 42. Guys my age are supposed to be having mid-life crises, not end-of-life crises. By most survival statistics, I probably won't be here this time next year. THAT SUCKS!!!!!!!!! I've got a family -- a wife and 5-yr old Chinese adopted daughter. They will be provided for by my insurance, etc., but I am the one who should be providing for them. I have a few friends and co-workers; I suppose they'll miss me. And then there's fubar, this strange concoction of stranger-friends, and for some reason, I really want to leave my mark here. "R

...finished??...
..you know...there are certain things in life, that just cannot be explained...whether it be why certain situations happen the way they do...or why things fall upon us that hinder our lives or bring us failure or success...or even why and or in what capacity people enter and exit our lives, and in what fashion...throughout life, there will potentially be thousands or even millions of un-answered questions us as human beings will entertain and have to deal with and sit and wonder "Why" or "how" or "when"...its inevitable...i am a firm believer that "everything happens for a reason"...and it would make sense that, if i believe that, then i should not question things, but just take them in stride, as they come in and out of my life...the chances of me, or anyone else for that matter, ever figuring out the answers to the riddles that riddle our respective lives, is slim to none...but at the end of the day, i am after all...only human...and it is human nature to question things that we do n

Circle Of Life
From the day we arrive on the planet And blinking, step into the sun There's more to be seen than can ever be seen More to do than can ever be done Some say eat or be eaten Some say live and let live But all are agreed as they join the stampede You should never take more than you give In the circle of life It's the wheel of fortune It's the leap of faith It's the band of hope Till we find our place On the path unwinding In the circle, the circle of life Some of us fall by the wayside And some of us soar to the stars And some of us sail through our troubles And some have to live with the scars There's far too much to take in here More to find than can ever be found But the sun rolling high through the sapphire sky Keeps great and small on the endless round

Weirdness ...
Do any of you get so involved in a TV show that you feel like you know the characters? Like you feel happy for them when they're happy and cry for them when they experience hard times. I'm such a total weirdo.

For You, And You Know Why.
Reasons Why I'm better than you: I don't care if you hate me, in fact im amused you devote that much time to someone you disdain I have self-esteem, plenty, because - - Whatever my fault, I'm a self-aware, ever changing person. - I'm honest about my faults, good luck trying to catch me out, I hold very few secrets that actually matter - If my physical appearance sucks, at very least I'm standard-looking. (And in the words of a close friend of mine.. no matter how revolting you are, somebody will have the appropriate fetish..) I wear my flaws like a badge of honour, I believe my physical appearance is a perfect reflection of the internal me. I'll walk a mile in your shoes before I attack you. And when I do, I'll know exactly how to. I won't hate you for attacking me. I very rarely provoke it - - If I have provoked it I'll apologise and be aware of that fault in the future - If I haven't then I'll just make you feel bad in any way I can (usually without re

A Momentary Thought
Inspiration dwells The realm of reality Exposing our self serving souls. Planets rotating, their determined axis sealed by the unkind fates. Unwavering similarties shards of growth in enlightenment. Dancing amongst the stars our minds create, embellish centuries of truths. Ever changing dreams single file thru the gates of creation.

My Own Thoughts Of The Laws Of Making Love To That Special Person............
Murphy's Law of Sex 09-07-07.....3:31AM. Body: Murphy's Law of Sex Body: Nothing improves with age. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again. Sex has no calories. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. There is no remedy for sex but more sex. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got. No sex with anyone in the same office. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. A man in the house is worth two in the street. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. Virginity can be cured. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the sam

Woo Hoooooooooooooo
Wellllllll my dear family and friends .. i am truely drunkard and just letting you all know that i will personally have a drink for all of you:) and will be thinkiung of you all as i guzzle down all these drinks ... sending lots of love

Now What
I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me, driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But, you didn't see me, and my brothers donate our old coats and glov

Fu Bucks For Cash
Something occurred to me today. Maybe it's because I work in accounts, I don't know... With the recent advent of the Fubar ticker message and the fact that it can be purchased with either real money or Fu bucks, suddenly for the first time a cash value can be placed on a Fu buck. It breaks down like this... 10 ticker messages = $20.00 1 ticker message = 100,000 Fu bucks Therefore:- 1 ticker message = $ 0.20 100,000 Fu bucks = $ 0.20 1 Fu buck = $ 0.000002 Exchange rate: $1.00 = 500,000 Fu bucks Ok, so the Fu buck is not too healthy against the dollar just now, but nonetheless we should be able to cash them out, hehe. I have about 38,000 Fu bucks, so that's worth about 7.6c to me. I think I might save them up til I have about 5,000,000, however. That way it'd be a whole $10 worth!!!

Happy Birtday Girl!!!
I'M A DAY LATE!!!! HER BIRTHDAY WAS YESTERDAY I DO BELIEVE BUT LETS NOT LET SOMETHING AS TIME STOP US FROM MAKING SOMEONE FEEL A LETTLE EXTRA SPECIAL. EVERYONE GO GIVE OUR NEW GODMOTHER AND BIRTHDAY GIRL SOME LOVE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISH!!! MishNumber1 ~ Co-Owner Of The G-Spot Crew ~ of S*U*P & Club FAR@ fubar

For September 7,2007
You are definitely ready to take that big risk, emotionally or professionally. Even though you're not totally sure how it will play out, you know that your good energy should see you through without too much trouble Oh God i hope so

-60 Things About Guys..most Girls Don't Know
--Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 6 guys..you're a HOE) --"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. --Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.* --Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes. --Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. * --Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. --Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. * --A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. * --Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still

Kissing A Frog
This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were little: Once upon a time ~~~~~~~~ in a land far away, ~~~~~~~~ a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess ~~~~~~~~ happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. ~~~~~~~~ The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: " Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. ~~~~~~~~ One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am ~~~~~~~~ and then, my sweet, we can marry ~~~~~~~~ and set up housekeeping in your castle ~~~~~~~~ with my mother, ~~~~~~~~ where you can prepare my meals, ~~~~~~~~ clean my clothe

"dogs Of War"
1st verse)Crossing through the front lines,guns are blazing hell.no mercy no barrowed time,better know it well.dodging that kiss of death,there's no ending in sight.fight til your final breath,fight so you survive. bridge)You can't see,you can't breathe.no one sees your state of mind.you can't break,you can't hesitate.and no man gets left behind. chorus)We fight to live,we live to die.dare we ask for more.do we fight to take,or our freedom gained.as we unleash the dogs of war. again we are only releasing lyrics from the 1st verse through the chorus. more is to come in the days ahead.hope you enjoy!! C.

Full Moon
Full Moon I'm looking for something tonight, while I'm guided by the light. Without a goal, without a real thought, only looking what love has brought. The road I'm walking is long and strange, but that is something I cannot change. While walking around, watching the full moon, I realise that life goes too soon. And where I'm going I have no clue. I only know that light is coming from you...

Living In 2007
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 WHEN 1. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 12. Even worse, you know exactly to who

The Internet Aka Hobbywood
With all of the thingz i know about the internet and computerz, i realize the potential the internet can have 2 be a meanz 4 advertizing and even running a service from the internet. The sad part....no one else around me can see this. The internet on the whole today iz seen az a hobby, just az iz the musicianz work that u steal music from daily, and all the pictures that u take and put up on your profilez daily. Well let me remind every single one of u of something. I have written, recorded and produced my own music. I have created my own websites, built my own programz, created my own broadcast show..... I KNOW WHAT TIME AND EFFORT GOEZ IN2 such thingz. So if tehrez so much time and effort put in2 them, why are they seen az a hobby by all of u on the net? well i'll tell u.... Becauze we have somehow made it so performance outweighs creativity. Think about all of the cd'z u have....U love the music eh? U love the way the beat grabz u.... well have u ever wondered who may

Broken (this Is Not Me But Yea Its How I Feel)
Brokenby Heartbroken Mop I'm broken inside my mind because of you your love your touch is gone and you tease me with your love and when I reach for it you quickly close up for you I say why do you change you mind You Said I Love You I Said I Did Too You Said GOODBYE and all I did was cry

Today On Worldrock Radio
Click banner to enter lounge 2:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at mystic_druid_777 Click banner to visit Mystic's MySpace page! 4:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at sweetnloveable35 Click banner to visit Kazz's MySpace page! 8:00PM EST Tonight on Rebbi's Rambunctious Noize.. It's time to "Get The Led Out" at 8pm.. 3 in a row from Zeppelin.. plus the latest in rock news, Foamy The Squirrel and non stop rock for 2 hours.. this is step 1 in my evil nefarious plan to rock the world til it screams no more. Rebbi's Rambunctious Noize on WORLDROCKRADIO.COM FROM 8-10PM est. To get in a request... shoot me an IM AOL IM: BunniRockRadio Yahoo IM: BunniRockRadio Click banner to visit Rebbi's MySpace page! 10:00PM EST Tonight on Rebbi's Rambunctious Noize.. It's time to "Get The Led Out" at 8pm.. 3 in a row from Zeppelin.. plus the latest in rock news, Foamy The Squirrel and non stop rock for 2 hours.. this is step 1 in my evi

The Journey To Peace
Let me begin with lyrics from one of my favorite songs, Brothers in Arms, These mist covered mountains Are a home now for me But my home is the lowlands And always will be Some day youll return to Your valleys and your farms And youll no longer burn To be brothers in arms Through these fields of destruction Baptisms of fire Ive watched all your suffering As the battles raged higher And though they did hurt me so bad In the fear and alarm You did not desert me My brothers in arms Theres so many different worlds So many differents suns And we have just one world But we live in different ones When I was in Israel, I had the chance to be interviewed by a class of 7th grade Arab Israelis as practice for their English. And they asked me an hour's worth, but it is the last one that I want to talk about. In the end one of the girls spoke up: "You mention prayer as a solution to our crisis, but we pray and children still die. Prayer doesn't work does it?" Wha

Help, I've Been Missing...
Just a quick note about why I've been gone... A few of you might know this, but one of my cousins has been battling to come back from an addiction and subsequent overdose of prescription painkillers and anti-depressants. It's been hard on our entire family, but unfortunately, that's not been the low point. Now she's been in hiding for the last two weeks, and her drug selling "friends" have been helping to keep her away from her family. Tuesday, two of my brothers and I went and forced a confrontation at one of the homes she's been hiding in; it did turn ugly, but we managed to physically take her from the house and enforce the commitment order, hopeful that she can get some help from these drugs. I guess I've been very naive about the extent of the problem in today's society. Since I don't take meds of any kind (unless I'm almost dying), I've never been one to try, experiment or sample the 'pill du jour', so it's been hard to understand... I've just loved and sympathized, enough if

9/11 Lites On.....
LIGHTS ON.....9/11 PLEASE forward this email to everyone in your address book asking them to also forward it. Please join us on 9/11. We have under two weeks to get the word out all across this great land we love and call the United States of America. Let's see how powerful e-mail can be! On Tuesday, September 11, 2007 everyone in the USA who will be driving a motor vehicle is asked to drive with their headlights on during daylight hours. Though no explanation is needed as to why we are commemorating September 11, we hope more importantly to pay respect to the victims of that day, show our nation's olidarity and show support for our men and women of the Armed Forces. You can help by sending this e-mail on to others! REMEMBER! LIGHTS ON.....9/11 Please lets all do this, I know I will

Coffee Anyone? I Said Coffee!?
Being a combination "night owl" and "early riser" throughout much of the week, as you might guess, I have a certain passion for coffee that goes beyond the subdued, "Yeah I'll take a cup of coffee." and settles more into, "GIVE ME COFFEE! NOW!" at 5 am when I start my run/walk/crawl thingy. And having spent time in Provence, Northern Italy and Israel/Palestine, I like my coffee to have a certain strength, a certain joie de vivre if you will. Nevermind that they generally drink their espresso or cardamom-laced coffee in something akin to a thimble, give me 20 ounces. We're gonna lift that fog! Now that's an okay attitude to have, until I realized, upon awaking and going into the kitchen, just what I couldn't remember as I was pacing around the store. I had no coffee at home. The nearest store is 30 minutes away, can you believe how slow thee people are driving in front of me! Course they weren't slow, I was jones-ing. Can you believe they don't open til 6 am!? Well, duh, this is s

I Have A Good One Now
so when sum one downrates u do in turn give them the same rate, a lower one or higher one lol people are so funny lol im honest i never rate ne one less than what they give me ...so what is the proper fubar rules hmmm plz explain sum one lol

Indian Summer
It was a warm night in Indian Summer. The windows were open, letting in the slight breeze and the scent of the evening air. My fan was on, keeping the air circulating. I lay in bed, dressed only in a sheer nightgown, drifting off toward sleep. I thought I heard a noise, and opened my eyes sleepily. The room was dark, with no light shining in through the window. I didn't see anything, and started back to sleep. Suddenly, I *knew* I heard something, and opened my eyes. All I could see were two eyes, looking back at me. I tried to sit up, and was pushed back on the bed. A hand went over my mouth and a deep voice said, "Don't make any noise and I won't hurt you." Eyes wide, I nodded, and the hand moved. My breathing quickened, and the figure reached down, picking up something from the floor. It was a scarf, and the man beside my bed pulled me up to a sitting position by my hair. He tied it around my mouth, and reminded me, "Don't make any noise." The next thing I knew,

Update
i dont think ill be on here much anymore, its just not much fun too much drama, and too many liars i am on myspace if anyone wants to add me, i dont go on much but im there once in a while or msn messenger ill be logged on here a lot but wont be paying much attention so if you want to be added, let me know your myspace i.d.

The Morals On Fubar
Okay I get it now. And I dont care what u guys put in the comments you either take or leave it. It was brought to my attention about a comment. And it wasnt a nice, one either,probably left the person feeling really bad.so I went a little deeper,and both person the receiver or giver of this comment.Put theirself in that percision.Okay so this is an adult website.But what is scary as I comb through profiles and pictures. Morals that we was brought up goes out the door.To each is own.And I am probably out of my place here.But ladies if you don't like the guys making offensive remarks then dont put it out there. Stop making sexy pics that shows things.Because most guys and I say most guys are like fish on a hunt for bait. They smell it and they have to have a bite. And Guys you think that it is cool to be in the buff.right,where are your morals.To tell you the truth.I am a woman ,and if my boyfriend or husband was showing his stuff on a web site of 3.2 million veiwers I would think twic

Tgif!
TGIF! Wishing you a great Friday and a Fantastic Weekend! Hubby will be home this afternoon so I will be incommunicado till next week but I just wanted to let you know - Thank You for being my Friend! {{{HUGS}}}

Vip Giveaways
I'M GIVING AWAY 4 1MTH VIPS YOU NEED TO GET 8500 COMMENTS. I HAVE A ONE RULE IF YOU ARE CURRENTLY A VIP YOUR VIP MUST EXPIRE ON OR BEFORE SEPT 26 2007. IF YOU FINISH THIS GIVEAWAY BEFORE THE SEPT 26' 2007 YOUR VIP WILL BE GIVEN ON SEPT 26' 2007. PLEASE FUMAIL ME THE LINK TO YOUR PIC SO I MAY RIP IT. I ONLY HAVE 4 SPOTS !! THIS WILL NOT BE IN A BULLETIN, DO NOT SHOUT ME IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE EMAIL ME THANKS. edited to say: well i guess not putting this in bulletin is one way not to get anyone to join lol ok here i go ...PLEASE BE SURE YOU READ AS ALL VIP'S WILL AWARDED ON THE 26TH OF SEPT ...

9-7-07
You are full of positive, creative energy right now and can easily find solutions to problems other people might not even know about yet. Fix things up from behind the scenes for the time being. ---------------------------------------------------- LOL I don't think anyone would want a crazy guy like me trying to help them out.

Ok, This Time I Think I Got This..lol (please Forgive The Excess , I'm Learning)
¢¾ANGELA¢¾@ fubar Show her some love ya'all and help her rate. I sooo appreciate it (i think i got it this time..thanks for the information boo and mel)

I Hate Bills
So I get paid weekly by direct deposit into my account. Me, Mr brainiac decided to pay some bills. I paid the rest of what I owed on my fancy camera, my hydro, my master card and my visa. Ooops, I forgot to leave enough for food! I just got home from the store, but I had to use my credit card. Man that sucks!

Pride In Yourself...
Ok i hate writing these but i need to vent for a minute... What happened to the days where people took pride in their work??? The days where people went to work busted their asses off all day then go home tired and wore out... Leaving they know they did their job well... I know there are still people out there like that... I am one of them afterall... I just don't understand why a lot of people these days just think they can goto work stand there all day only to watch the few good employees to pick up the slack... what is happening to society is a better question... why are the people becoming so lazy??? lol i got tons of answers for that one... It's a sad realization, but there pretty much is no more pride in people... Seems like the only pride people see anymore is the pride they get when they screw someone over for personal gain... It's just a shame to watch what is becoming of people... I guess the movie Idiocracy holds more truth to it then i thought... The next time that you are

Sand And Stone
Sand and Stone TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT. DURING SOME POINT OF THE JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE IN THE FACE. THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING, WROTE IN THE SAND: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE. THEY KEPT ON WALKING, UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS, WHERE THEY DECIDED TO TAKE A BATH THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN SLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THE MIRE AND STARTED DROWNING, BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM. AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM THE NEAR DROWNING, HE WROTE ON A STONE: "TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE ". THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPED AND SAVED HIS BEST FRIEND ASKED HIM, "AFTER I HURT YOU, YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW, YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?" THE FRIEND REPLIED "WHEN SOMEONE HURTS US WE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN IN SAND, WHERE WINDS OF FORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY. BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING GOOD FOR US, WE MUST ENGRAVE IT IN STONE WHERE NO WIND CAN EVER ERASE IT." LEARN T

Get To Know Me
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:DeannaBirthday:11/23Birthplace:San Diego, CACurrent Location:Corona, CAEye Color:HazelHair Color:Dark BrownHeight:5'8Right Handed or Left Handed:RightyYour Heritage:Irish, GermanThe Shoes You Wore Today:NoneYour Weakness:My son, junk food, CHOCOLATEYour Fears:Not being successfulYour Perfect Pizza:Everything but mushrooms, olives and anchoviesGoal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:HAHA good one.. i'll get back to you on that

X-rated Riddles
Thank you for this Jenn Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. Q. What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex? A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick! Q. Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it! Q. What is a Yankee? A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? A. They both like a tight seal. Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? A. Their balls are just for decoration. Q.What is the difference between " ooo

Man Stabs Sea Lion
Man charged in stabbing of sea lion Fisherman allegedly attacked animal after it took his bait The Associated Press Updated: 12:30 p.m. ET Aug 31, 2007 LOS ANGELES - A fisherman accused of stabbing a sea lion with a steak knife after the animal stole his bait was charged Thursday with violating the federal Marine Mammal Protection Act. Hai Nguyen, 24, faces a misdemeanor count of illegally taking and attempting to kill a marine mammal, the U.S. attorney's office said. If convicted he faces up to one year in prison and a $20,000 fine. Nguyen was arrested July 27 in Newport Beach. Police said he was fishing off a pier when the sea lion, a 6-foot female weighing about 150 pounds, apparently snatched the bait from his fishing pole. Authorities said he stabbed the sea lion with the knife. The animal was severely wounded and was later euthanized. Messages left with the Orange County fisherman were not immediately returned Thursday. He was expected to be arraigned sometime in

Man Bites Head Off Girlfriend's Snake
Man allegedly bit head off snake The royal python ‘tasted lovely,’ Irishman allegedly said in heat of fight The Associated Press Updated: 5:57 p.m. ET Aug 24, 2007 BELFAST, Northern Ireland - A Northern Ireland man bit off the head of his girlfriend’s pet snake during a fight and remarked that it “tasted lovely,” lawyers testified Friday. Shane Cooke, a 33-year-old bricklayer, was arraigned in Belfast High Court on charges of assaulting his girlfriend, Coleen McGleenon, and fatally torturing her royal python Aug. 4. McGleenon’s lawyers said he headbutted her twice and picked up her pet, put it in his mouth, and threw its severed head at her. “Your snake tasted lovely,” he was quoted as saying. Cooke’s lawyer, Adrian Higgins, said his client admitted both offenses and had attacked the snake because he knew his girlfriend loved it. He said Cooke, from the border village of Keady, had been consuming alcoholic drinks for several hours before the attack. © 2007

Non-responsive?
This blog serves as more of a test than anything else. Is anyone reading these anymore? If so, I don't see you showing up and I don't see any comments. I'm noticing the bulletins are also going through unread. Is it some sort of glitch, or are people really this disinterested? If it's the latter, people are missing out. Or, are they? Is it something I'm doing? Something I'm not doing? Tell me what it is you want to see here. Or, tell me if I'm offending you. Please clue me in so I know what to change, at least.

Hehehe.... Copied From Kerch
Subject: Quantas Airlines Quantus Airlines: After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction. The mechanics read and correct the problem, and then respond in writing on the lower half of the form what remedial action was taken, and the pilot reviews the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems as submitted by Quantas pilots and the solution recorded by maintenance engineers. By the way, Quantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident. (P = The problem logged by the pilot.) (S = The solution and action taken by the mechanics.) P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not ins

One With God?
Sex abuse by Roman Catholic priests has cost the U.S. church at least $2.3 billion since 1950. Some of the largest known payouts to victims since the crisis erupted in 2002 include: • Archdiocese of Los Angeles, 2007, agrees to pay $660 million to about 500 people. • Diocese of San Diego, 2007, agrees to pay $198 million to 144 people. • Diocese of Orange, Calif., 2004, $100 million for 90 abuse claims. • Diocese of Covington, Ky., 2006, up to $84 million for more than 350 people. • Archdiocese of Boston, 2003, $84 million for 552 claims. • Diocese of Oakland, Calif., 2005, $56 million to 56 people. • Archdiocese of Portland, Ore., 2007, agrees to pay about $52 million to 175 victims to emerge from bankruptcy protection; sets aside another $20 million for any future claims. • Diocese of Spokane, Wash., 2007, agrees to pay $48 million for about 150 claims to emerge from bankruptcy protection. • Diocese of Sacramento, Calif., 2005, pays $35 million to 33 peop

Trilas And Tribulations
Soooooo.... Here I am, back again after a very prolonged absence, and I giuess I should explain why. Ya see, the day after I was last on, I awoke with the most violent stomach pains ever. Seriously, it was like Id been eating broken glass. I would have assumed it to be an appendacitis, but Id already had it reomoved, so off I went to the hospital, where I discoverd I had a bleeding peptic ulcer in my stomach. Thus follwed a long stay in hospital and then a further 6 weeks recovering in Ireland at my folks farm, no TV, no computer just me and 8 dogs to walk every day. I came back to London about a week ago, and now Im back at work, I can catch up with everyone. Looking forward to tlking to ya all,

My First Blog
THIS IS MY FIRST BLOG EVER, RIGHT NOW IM TALKIN TO MY NEW FRIEND LISA WHO IM FEELIN. SHE IS REALLY COOL PEOPLES, VERY ATTRACTIVE, WE HAVE BEEN TALKIN FOR A WHILE BUT I REALLY DONT KNOW WHAT TO THINK EXCEPT I CANT WAIT TO FINALLY MEET HER.

My Video Tributes
Ok a while back i made these two videos.I thought now is a good time to bring them back out will 9/11 coming up..1 is a tribute to the 9/11 heroes and the other is a tribute to our troops . I spent alot of time making these. Thank you Jodi AKA Wishful Thinking

Help One Of Our Troops
Show her we appreciate what she does plz click on the pic and drop a few comments.....dont forget to rate her pic......show her some love for all she does plz......and repost to keep this going....contest ends tonite at 9:00 Est. ........lets help her win this!!!

Belive This Shit?
CAIRO, Egypt - Osama bin Laden appeared for the first time in three years in a video Friday released ahead of the sixth anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks, telling Americans they should convert to Islam if they want the war in Iraq to end. The 30-minute video was obtained by the SITE Institute, a Washington-based group that monitors terrorist messages. American officials said the U.S. government had obtained a copy earlier and intelligence agencies were studying the video to determine whether it was authentic and looking for clues about bin Laden's health. In the video, a short excerpt of which was broadcast to the Arab world by Al-Jazeera television, bin Laden wears a white robe, a white circular cap and a beige cloak seated behind a table while reading an address to the American people from papers in front of him. His trimmed beard is shorter than in his last video, in 2004, and is fully black — apparently dyed, since in past videos it was mostly gray. He speaks sof

First It Was Coffee / Popcorn/ Laundry / Then Pizza / Now Its Chicken Oh Hell Brew
ITS SAD WHEN BREW SCREWS UP COFFEE THEN POPCORN WHICH IS EASY , THEN LAUDRY / PIZZA BREW THAT IS SIMPLY TO MAKE , AND NOW CHICKEN , CHICKEN , YOU TAKE IT OUT OF THE BOX AND PLACE IT ON THE DAMN PAN . TURN ON THE OVEN HELLO TO THE TEMPERTURE. AND THE BIG IMPOTANT THING """" BREW YOU HAVE TO READ THE DIRECTIONS """" . WILL , DO YOU THINK I DID , BREW , HELLO , WAKE UP , STOP DREAMIN OF YOUR GUY , PAY ATTENTION TO WTF YOUR DOIN . DAMN THE LIFE OF BREW GETS CRAZIER , LOL LMAO HAVE A GOOD NITE HUGS . BREW

So I Wrote Babyj
Mike, my name is Van, aka Captain Cooter. I've been making a bitchfit in the mumms lately, and written a blog saying all my feelings. Please, take a moment to read this: My thoughts. It may be a little long, but please read it all, all 3 blogs in Social Concepts...if you haven't already. Mike, I used to love this site. However I'm tired of being treated like a child. I've been mad for quite some time, but the latest trend in the mumms has been a catalyst for me. I apologize for going about this in the manner I have instead of coming to you directly, however I wanted to see if I was alone in my views. A lot of the older members to your site have disappeared, or are fuming quietly. The newer members are pissed about trivial things like the bouncer checks. I don't really know what to say that isn't mentioned in my blogs, but I do want to stress this one point: I used to love this site, and I want to love it again. I know that it can be great, but the moderators need to be moderat

Lots 2 Learn
Wow, I just figured out how to do a BLOG!!! So how do I mumm? It says I can't. My gf was helping me with this but she had to leave for work... :( And how do I get a blast (whatever that is) and a VIP (which does what?)????

Old People Are Not Good Conversationalists
Ok, I work at a country club. I sell golf and golf-related accessories to the wonderful patrons of my course. Today a thought struck me, improper conversation. I don't have a lot in common with old people, but I'll shoot the shit with anyone who wants to...I'm a friendly fellah. The problem, however, is the huge age gap and generational differences. For instance, I can't talk to most of them about how hot Jessica Alba is. They either would not know/care who I was speaking about, or they would have a heart attack just thinking about how awesome she would look naked. Likewise...I do NOT want to hear about their new swimsuit. I don't care about how wonderful it works for tanning...elephants should not have tans. I cannot share in modern musical trends with them, they would probably throw holy water on me for even saying the names of a few of my favorite bands. On the flip side, I can always talk about Miles Davis or Huey Lewis. However...I do not wanna talk about health issues. I know the

Ladies Beware This Man Steals Nsfw Pics Of You!
This is the member stealing pics and posting them on his website, he was on my friends list, not anymore and he is blocked as well. sugardaddy@ fubar The man mentioned below has one of my pics as well but not an nsfw thank god. The website link I'm about to paste is the one where he has all the girls photos. WARNING!!! IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE NUDITY OR SEXUAL CONTENT DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINK!!! He may have your pics http://www.angelfire.com/fl5/jacksgiftshoppe8/ *Kimmy* ************************************************************ watch out ladies this man will steal your nsfw photos and post them on his web site. http://fubar.com/sugardaddy4u aka Jack'sugardaddy' This was in the bulletin board, but I wanna warn all of you. Kimmy made this bulletin, he did steal her pics I saw them. Cant believe people are such losers, and do things like this without permission. He got deleted, but hes back under a new name. KEEP THIS REPOSTED AS THIS AFTERNOON THE GUY WHO

Haha Mutha Fuckin Ha!
IS THIS THE LIFE PEOPLE WANT TO LIVE? THIS IS THIS AND THAT IS THAT? I KNOW I'M NOT PERFECT! BUT MY HEART BEATS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE'S FUCKIN HEART! I HAVE MORE FEELINGS THAT ANYONE YOU CAN THINK OF... I DON'T GO AROUND STALKING PEOPLE. I DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT YOU. I LIVE AS ONE PERSON AND I WOULD PEEL THE SKIN OFF MY BACK FOR YOU! SOUND HARSH? WELL IT'S SUPPOSE TO BE...I DON'T WANNA KEEP THROWING MY PROBLEMS OUT THERE LIKE THAT, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I HAVE FUCKIN PROBLEMS TOO. WHAT THE FUCK EVER!OLD? MAYBE I AM OLD... FUCK IT! WHO FUKIN CARES? WAIT! THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT DO CARE. YOU KNOW WHAT AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU AFFRAID OF WHAT THEY MIGHT THINK... I WAIT HERE AS SOMEONE WHO CARES FOR HOW LONG? TELL ME? CAUSE REALLY, I STOPPED COUNTING... I KNOW I HAVE NEVER LEFT AND THAT I AM ALWAYS THERE TO PICK UP THE PIECES OF A BROKEN PUZZLE. WHAT DO I GET? NOT A THANK YOU GREG FOR BEING HERE. FUK IT I DON'T FUKIN CARE... NOT A AWWWW SWEET HEART YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE THERE FOR ME! BULL FUK

The Power Of Darkness
Well, I *HAD* a nice long blog all typed out, about to be posted...then the power went out. So, I'm gonna attempt to re-post it, but this is the shortened version. Trust me, the other one was much better....but your just getting the gist of it this time. Ok, so I was sleeping today and I woke at 3:44 A.M. When the powers of evil are strong, and all good little children are in bed. I look over, and there is a demon staring me in the face. I reach out to grab it, defend myself, and it instantly leaps back across the room, glaring at me from 5 feet away. I sigh in frustration, and it starts laughing at me. Cruel, wicked, laughter ringing through my ears...It's loud and obnoxious...the sound of it driving into my head and forcing out all other thoughts besides the singularity of sound bursting into me. I reach down beside my bed to grab a mortar from my arsenal....reaching back like the Mighty Zeus, I hurl destruction and death at the apparition, striking it square between the eyes.

Why Marry
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Dumas The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? Sigmund Freud I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henny Youngman "I

Please??????
OK as some or most of you know... I have always tried to help out my friends that are trying to level up whether they are real close or far away.... Now its my turn... I need all your help as much as you can give... I would soooo appreciate it!!!! Every lil bit helps :) Thanks, Craig

Some Days
you feel like a...? I don't know. It's not joy, that's for sure. I would have to say that today was a "the grass is greener" day. I'm all antsy and I don't know why. It seems like things are changing way too fast lately and I can't keep up. I just want to throw my hands in the air and say "I don't know". Or maybe crawl into bed and bury myself under the covers. Everything is irritating me. My mom, my best friend, my left shoe....everything. I get frustrated too easily on days like this. I am frustrated with my manager at Starbucks for not upholding her word. I'm frustrated with my other job, because while things are changing, it's not the set of things I want to change.....GRRRRR!!!!!! And the list of gripes continue. I wonder if anyone is ever content with life?

Life
Where do I begin. I am emotionally DRAINED. I hate drama and that's all there seems to be. I don't want to give up but it looks as if it's heading there. Why WHY can't people communicate. I hate his friends. I have to go...........................................................................

My So Called Life, So Far
Well it's about damn time, I'M A WORKING GIRL NOW! I finally found a freakin job, not my cup-o-tea, but it's a hell of a lot easier to find a job with a job than no job. so Ill stick with it till then.. OH and IM GOING TO CANCUN! WOOT! I just booked my trip and everything.. Im staying my ass on the BEACH the whole fucking time and drinking the UNLIMITED Margaritas! Im so excited! unfortunatley Jimmie isnt able to be my wedding date as we wanted, his check are still being screwed with. but oh well, no I have a passport and ill be able to go anywhere for longer. I've never been out of the country, and NO i dont count growing up in HAWAI'I as being out of the country.. ITS A FRIGGEN STATE DAMNIT! okay so no I'm at Ericas house, Miss Morbid in my family, and drinking cause its FRIDAY. I cant drink too much because I have a bachelorette party to go to tomorrow. just thought I would catch all of you up for those who take their time to read up on me, and I LOVE YOU FOR IT! THANKS!

All You Need To Know About A Salute....
Q)What is a FUBAR Salute? A) A candid photo of yourself proving to the world that you're the real person behind your FUBAR profile. How To make One.... Your face should be clearly visible, along with a clear HAND WRITTEN sign with the following three things: Your SCREEN NAME. (The Nickname you are using) Your Member ID number. (Which is located in the end of your URL address www.FUBAR.com/user/22. If you have already customized it you can find it in multiple areas such as address bar, next to your main photo on home page if you have power, click "MY INFO" and in top right corner if you are on original or ask a friend or Bouncer.) And the words: FUBAR.com or FUBAR written some where on your sign. If you would like the following will be accepted as a Salute: You may wear your FUBAR T-shirt or Tank Top, and show your FUBAR.com Home Page, which has to be clearly visible and legible or it will not be accepted. Salute NO,NO's.... Photoshopped of any “type”, print

Mummers Suck Ass
I hate mumm folk, so if you are a mummer, this blog is completely for blasting you fuckers. I was making some mumms the other day asking silly questions because I was in a funny mood and I needed points.. yes I was being a point whore, I just wanted to level up so I can add new pictures of my black hair.. anyways, one mummer was very very very rude to me in a comment, i dont mind mean mumms and people calling me names, i was finding it quite funny, but he went too far, so I added a comment and it offended the mumm folk i guess because my mumm was deleted and now I cant make anymore mumms. WTF!? I see worse comments left on mumms then what I left. They are a bunch of crying bitchy babies. Dont get me wrong, some days i love just reading mumms, rating them and leaving my own comments, but damn... come on.. anyways, thanks again for letting me rant and rave, ill shut up now and go back to drinking. XOXOXO *flashes bewbies*

Please Pray For These Soldiers In Iraq!!!
This Is A REPOST For A Friend. I Posted Her Link Below - Plz Read This & Keep All Of Our Men & Women In Your Prayers.... "Please pray for my son, Denton who is a soldier in the U.s. Army serving in Iraq, his unit got hit 3 days ago on patrol & there were casualities. He is physically alright but his mental state at this time is compromised, he does not have a clear head, and a distracted soldier is a dead soldier. Pray for the souls we lost, & pray this damn war is over soon so we don't lose anymore of our of our Heroes. Thank You Pockets ~ I'm on Jokers Wild's small bus~ b 2, r 6, Come join the FUN! Plz turn up the A/C,@ fubar

I Am To Be Off For A Few Days....
i am sick of bad mouthing people, i work hard and go to school and am trying to make a site to meet friends. all whom are only after sex just get off my page for i have nothing for you. you make it hard for anyone to move on here with your shitty shouts and nasty drinks. make one feel like they have to drink to be here. well i do not except when stressed out. if you are after more than a friend get lost i have no fee time to give to anyone . my life is too full now. when i come back i hope that i am able to turn my shout box back on and not have it going off every second to where i can not even think. i how have to work the week-end for i did bad shoots due to it going off all the time. want to chat fine wait till i say at home.

Highballs
imagine my friend that the well has run dry the bar keep resigns cause there won't be more rye trade lies with your mates and then you have a good cry it's finally happened, no more good times what would you do and what would you say if some bloody bastard took the high balls away my god the world would insist that we cannot be happy until we are pissed off our ass! day by day they take our freedom who the hell gives them the right hold your glass up high and we'll drink on and on and on and on if i'm happy or i'm sad jack daniel's makes me feel alright raise your glass up hight and we'll sing on and on and on and on all we want all we want all we want is hight balls for everyone and then, this fucked up world would seem alright hold on jacky, save me your goobyes hold on jacky, need double rye we got your back jack baby no more feelin dry so cheers to you my dear old friend come on jacky gimmie the good times come on jacky dont wanna walk the line we got your

Ha!!! I Finally Got It To Open
yeah the same bitch, finally got my sb to open!!!! fuckin skank blocked me hahahahahaha Name: ¤¨¨¤ChelleyBean¤¨¨¤ (Online) Level: Twisted Fu (6) Gender: Female Omaha, NE Buzz: 0% -- dry, get them a drink! Enter message: ¤¨¨¤Chelle...: yea yea yea once u face he fact tht ur a nasty peice of shit life will be much better for u..peace ->Lexi&heart...: you called it on yourself dear ->Lexi&heart...: ok yeah bitch please, go away you nasty inbred skank ¤¨¨¤Chelle...: haha i can take them i just felt like fuckin with u cuz dumb ugly bitches like yourself r easy to get to ->Lexi&heart...: well if you cant take comments in the mumms GTFO and stay the fuck out ¤¨¨¤Chelle...: u couldnt leave ur sleazy ass opinions to urself..i evn said in the mumm tht it was a fucked up joke..anyone who took it seriously is the queen ditz ->Lexi&heart...: inbred bitch ->Lexi&heart...: well ok if you think so ->Lexi&heart...: yaou called it on yourself, youcame t

Hello
I am writing my first blog. you know people who like to start drama, really need to be put away. cuz all it does is stress people out. but anyways, if anyone has myspace, yahoo messenger, or aim, here are my names messenger: cyberchic960@yahoo.com myspace.com/wwwmyspacecomcyberchic aim: foshosgirl21 i am always on there. so if u want to add me, than send me a friend request. talk later.

First Time
First Time For the first time i'm falling in love I can feel it restoring my lifeless heart which for so long I thought my heart was to shattered that not even love it self could fix but i was wrong i fell in love with you as you were falling from the heavens looking at your face which sparkled like the stars in the sky a smile so beautiful it melts my soul from the inside your sweet voice i heard which just flows through my ears and into my heart giving me a feeling a rush i never new existing because of you i have a meaning to live and its to protect you you brought me so much happiness that just killed every ounce of sorrow in me that the greatest thing i can give you back is true love if anything was to happen i would only love you more for your the love of my life this i knew the second i met you i just wish you were mine so i can tell you how i feel but your already taken but thats alright my love for you is real

You Might Be A Child Of The 80's If...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~PART1~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You Know You Grew Up In the 80's if: 1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word SIKE. 2. You can sing the rap to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and can do the Carlton 3. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey on Blossom 4. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock" 5. It was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. 6. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head. 7. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. 8. You made your mom buy one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a knot on the side. 9. You played the game "MASH"(Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House) 10. You wore stonewashed Jordache jean jackets and were proud of it. 11. You know the profound meaning of " WAX ON , WAX OFF" 12. You wanted to be a Goonie. 13. You ever wore fluorescent clothing. (some of us...head-to-toe) 14. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off and his c

Something Nice
so there is officaially a first for everything.. and amazingly enough.. i wrote a nice poem.. this will most likely never happen again.. so i figured that i would share.. amazing.. im not even keeping it to myself.. falling again.. its my favorite thing to do. hitting the ground just to bounce back. to try and make you believe that the thing that you want the most is me.. to painit you some kind of picture to make you want to stay. and to realize that for one simgle second just how lucky i am.. to tell you everyday that you mean the world to me.. and how much better my life is now that your in it.. to tell you that you amaze me everyday... and to tell you that your the best person that i know..to try to make you as happy as you make me.. and to never see you sad... to tell you that i love you because it is really the way that i feel... to tell you how scared that i really am, and that i dont want to get hurt.. to tell you everything i see when i look into your eyes.. i swe

New Train
Technically not a contest, but this is best place to announce this. My Canadian friend Her World decided to start a Canadian fan train. Go check her out at: 'hêr wðrlÐ'®@ fubar Her brand new Fan train blog can be found at: http://www.fubar.com/blog/125536/ The train's for Canadians (and one Cajun Yoda that made wrong turn and ended up helping out ROFL)

Laugh For September 8
>Astrological Signs Like You have Never Seen them 1. Taurus (April 21-May 21) These people are earthy, natural, and have a direct approach to the opposite sex which can only be called tactless. The typical Taurus pickup line is "wanna fuck?" The typical Taurus comeback to that line is "no, thanks, I already have one asshole in my pants." But once a Taurus has his mind made up, there's no stopping him. He'll rent a $200-a-night hotel room, and a $500-a-night whore, and pretend he is having fun. At least half of Mastercard's business is done with Tauruses. A Taurus doesn't do anything unless there's something to show for it. Walk into even the most modest Taurus's home, and you'll see at least a whole wall of trophies. Never mind that they are for "Most Improved Bowler" or "Third Place, Rhubarb Pies" or "Fastest Sheep Catcher in Texas." It's the trophy that counts. Tauruses tend toward all kinds of excesses. Food, booze, sex. In all cases, the Taurus person

Stillness
In the stillness of this night, I feel the warmth of our future rising as the crickets fall quiet - I have not planned each day with you moment to moment, but I know our times will overflow and spill, joyous. The silence holds your whisper, surrounds us like warm water, and it needs no words. We will arrive tomorrow in the hush of skin lightly brushing together - my lips will speak to yours and tell these truths: I was empty once and noisy, now I am filled. © All rights reserved

Quote For September 8
Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time for silence. A time to let go and allow people to hurl themselves into their own destiny. And a time to prepare to pick up the pieces when it's all over. -- Gloria Naylor Bonus Quote: The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend. -- Chuck Palahniuk

Hotkamgurl4u
So it's late, I'm tired and I hear the sound of my Shoutbox going off. Expecting it to be someone I know saying goodnight or some such, I am suprised to find this is: Note, never did "she/he" look at my profile. hotkamgurl4u: hi hun hotkamgurl4u: hi Scatterspell: Hi. hotkamgurl4u: hi hun..have u red my profile hun?? the about me?? Scatterspell: Yup hotkamgurl...: what have u red in my profile hun? Scatterspell: You are a model at webcams dot com and want people to rate you over there. Scatterspell: Here is all I have to say. Read my profile. There it ends. I swear, spam in my Shoutbox? What's next, spam in my Photo Comments? It should be legal for me to hunt these useless pieces down and kill them.

Smoking
so here i sit smoking not knowing win to stop lighter in hand bong in hand mmm that sweet sweet tast of cronic candy with every pull my buddy lingers it pulls away for realatey wisping me away takeing me to places i will never stay wating on that day i pass away, look at me lost in space was pulling agen to the race geting the hit makeing that pass now your growing and showing drying out in all the days wating to get that pull once agen so smoke it up and pass that bong so puff puff pass that magic grass!

New Addy
if anyone wants any of the pics i have you need to rip them now they will all be deleted tonight if anyone has myspace you can add me to it i will put link at bottom of this also if you have msn you may add me to it my addy is my_immortial@hotmail.com been nice knowing you all but this account will be gone before the weekend is over http://www.myspace.com/misstress_of_darkness66 this is link to myspace hope to see you there good luck to all and blessed be

Something About Me To My Friends
Greeting friends This was written to let all my friends know some things about me. My first name is Mark ( last name can and will be brought forth later in our friendship). I live within 15 miles of New Orleans Louisiana. I love to cook and can cook all most anything, I have many recipes and willing to share with those that want some. Cooking is an art and art takes time, I prefer to cook on very low heat ( food has a much better taste when done this way). OK >>>>>>> Now about me I have genetic condition known as Neurofibromatosis. No you CAN NOT get this from any contact with me, The only ones affected is my children. I have many nodules or small tumors all over my body. These are bumps of varing sizes, and yes they are ALL over. They range from the size of a US penny to the size of a grain of rice. This condition affect different people in different ways. It has given me curvature of my spine. When I was 24 or 25 years old one doctor w

Couldn't Sleep Much.
My boyfriend, Eric, and his best friend Matt have been making techno/electronica music for 10 years now. They have had a myspace music account for a while and they finally had a record producer contact them. They signed a contract and are in Cincinnati this weekend recording their cds and everything. I haven't slept in a bed by myself in a year and a half probably... so not having Eric here to lay in bed next to me and hold me and stuff kinda sucks. I slept on the couch last night because I didn't wanna sleep in that big bed by myself. I fell asleep with the light on and the TV on, around 2:30 this morning. Of course the cats were playing like crazy this morning in the living room. nothing new. I was sweating like crazy in my sleep, so I got up at 6:30 to turn the a/c unit up a little. I woke up at 7. I couldn't sleep past that. I kept waking up every few hours when I did fall asleep. It sucked. so I'm missing Eric a lot. They come back home tomorrow. Eric left me a little bit of m

What You Think About That
she gave him alwayse love... endless love... she gave him heaven... in truly life... but he did it for her... what you think? why he did it? what is his truly feelings for her? why he wanted to steal her heart after he did it for her? do you think this man is crazy? what you think she will feel... to another one ... who will one day .... comming and make her ... to be free of all this in her heart? who is first and who is last man?

Kazy "undeniable" Update!
yo peeps... friends... family.. animals.... and others..... ahhhh... were getting close to finishing UNDENIABLE... real close... DRUMS, BASS, GUITARS all pretty much a wrap! NOW... Vocals- Violins- Mixing- NEW MYSPACE PAGE- NEW MUSIC VIDEO -Jack Daniels VOCALS: FINALIZING PRODUCTION IDEAS *locking down melodies, approach, microphones, location, etc. *featuring FORBIDDEN on a song called FATE.. yes FORBIDDEN will be tracking on a KAZY song. * featuring PICASSO, a killer vocalist out of Chicago on 3 KAZY songs.. his chemistry with KAZY is second to none... u gotta hear it! VIOLINS-VIOLAS-CELLOS *After contemplating, im doing all real violin, viola and cello parts. Ive got some killer players picked out.. we start tracking strings this weekend! MIXING *Got TOBY WRIGHT (has worked with: alice in chains, korn, metallica, tantric, primus, fishbone) MIXING for KAZY.... this is huge... Toby is a fucking incredible talent... one of the few in the country that ca

Daily Horoscope: Scorpio
Try not to worry too much about whether or not you're stressing over something that matters -- focus instead on reducing that stress! It might take a long walk or just a marathon television session. FOOTBALL WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bro Brew Says Prayers Do Get Answered
DEATH , YOU ARE LIKE A BRO TO ME , I LOST A BRO BUT GOT ONE IN RETURN . LIFE HAS MANY JOURNEYS , AND YOU HAD GUESS A HUGE ONE OF ME , I CRIED AND HAD A HEAVY HEART , MOM SAID NEVER QUESTION YOUR PATH OR JOURNEY , SO , I , DID AS ASKED OF ME. WE HAVE PRAYED FOR YOUR SAFETY , AND WILL CONTINUE TO . MOM DID A LOUNGE IN YOUR NAME ALSO . WE LOVE YOU BRO GOD ITS GOOD TO KNOW YOUR SAFE . YOU BRO KURT AKA OAK & WITCHESBREW ALL OF THE DEATH BBG SPECIAL FORCES LOUNGE .

Admission Of Confusion
There are times When I just can’t Find the flow I scribble The words down With no idea Where to go I do not try To hide that As I am sure You all know As once I have finished I give it A show So if you Get lost Or perhaps Confused It had a nice Start But you end up No longer amused Relax And please remain A believer For as I read Back Over some of My stuff I have no clue What I meant Either

Fall!!!!
Yeah!!!! I LOVE Fall!! College Football is in full swing (GO STATE), as well as High School football (GO COMETS). My all time favorite is Hockey (GO RED WINGS) pre season will begin on the 18th of this month, then the regular season will begin o the 3rd of October. Hope U are all well this Fall, and good luck to your teams, but WE all KNOW Red Wings will get the cup this year!!!

Please Take A Moment Out Of Your Time
PRINCESS PUNKASS ( BOOMER SOONER ) HER SON'S GROUP WERE HIT AND ITS BEEN 5 WEKS AND HAVE NOT HEARD FROM HIM AND HIS GROUP Visit www.hostdrjack.comHost Your Images & Videos FREE CLICK HERE! "" MAY GOD'S ANGELS WRAP THEIR WINGS AROUND THEM AND PROTECT THEM ALWAYS "" WROTE BY CHERIE AKA WITCHESBREW ON 3/14/97

Ferocious Hunters: The House Cat
Today as I was watering the garden, I walked in the door and in came two flies. Instantly, Thunder was in the hunter mode. Mighty and fearless in the face of those winged creatures he pursued, his little chatter was going. The chatter is the sound a cat makes when they are frustrated by prey they can't reach. Frequently you will hear it as they look out the window at birds singing and flying around, but at that moment Thunder was confronted by the ever-elusive fly, rivaled only by those moths that hang around the light bulb in it's ability to frustrate a cat. It's a millenia old battle, the agile cat meets the more agile fly. Thunder pounced, he chased, he crouched, he lept, the house shook; and still the first fly remained lofty and just out of reach. Thunders lament was tremendous. But then came the second fly swooping just a bit too low, lifting just a split second too late. Thunder swung a deft paw in the air and was rewarded with a dazed fly on the ground. He made quick work of

Would You Hold Me?
Would you hold me if i was in pain? Would you kiss me if the time is right? Would you be able to love me for who I am? Would you ever call me fat? Would you ever leave me for someone else? Would you hold my hand when I'm in the time of need? Would you ever lie to me about how much you love me? Would you give me the time of day? Would you tease me because i'm not the cutest guy on Fubar? Would you rate me low numbers even though you don't know the person that I am? Would you ever think about getting to know me better? Would you ever kiss me in the middle of the night under the moon lit sky with a hint or rain drops? Would you ever Take me home to meet your parents? Would you ever want to go out on a date with me? Would you let me open the door for you? Would you let me take care of you when you are sick? Would you let me rush you to the hospital if I lived only a block away from you? Would you do my last request if I was dying no matter what it was? My last question t

Dear Kotex:
Dear Kotex, I recently noticed that the peel-off strip of my pantyliner had a bunch of "Kotex Tips for Life" on it. Annoying advice such as: -Staying active during your period can relieve cramps. -Avoiding caffeine may help reduce cramps and headaches. -Drink 6-8 glasses of water a day to keep you hydrated and feeling fresh. -Try Kotex blah blah blah other products Obviously the person behind this was someone who has never possessed a functioning set of ovaries. Go ahead and tell a menstruating woman TO HER FACE that drinking 6-8 glasses of water will help keep her feeling fresh. See what happens and report back. I'll wait. While you're at it, dump out the coffee at work and remove the chocolate from the vending machine. I guarandamntee that the first responders will be females who just ovulated. Look, females don't need or want tips for living on feminine hygiene products. Younger girls are already hearing "helpful" crap like that from their elderly re

Karen
Karen, Thank You for allway being there for mee!! Your a Great Friend and i am Lucky to have you as one!! Free Photo Decorator Generator This is her Link .... Give this Wounderfull Women lots and lots of Luv!! Karen@ fubar Thank You, juju

New Things Going On
As life seems to become hard at times, its those times when you realize that each of those hard moments make you a stronger and better person. AS each day goes by, new things open my eyes and I learn what to say or what not to say. sometimes after the fact (DUH). sometimes it's best just leave your mouth shut.and sometimes you need to speak your mind. Just knowing the place and time to do each is what I am learning. and the best thing is that honesty leaves all the lies out, and not having to try and remember what lkie to cover up what lie. so life is easier and makes it more simple and a lot less STRESSFUL. AHhhhh I feel better.

Idk
LIGHT UP LIKE THE FOURTH,I'M A HAPPY DRUNK, COME TO PAPA BIG MOMMA CAUSE YOUR DADDY'S DRUNK,I WANNA PUMP PUMP IT UP LIKE THE GOODYEAR BLIMP MAKE YA HOLLA FOR A DOLLA THATS THE WAY I PIMP,GOLD LINX AND MINX AND SHRIMP DINNERS ON THE BAYOU,THEM'S ALL THE THINGS I AIN'T GONNA BUY YOU,ITS' LIKE ONE OF THEM FREAK THINGS HIT ONCE MAYBE EVERY COUPLE WEEK THINGS,I GOT NO LOVE,I GOT NO RICHES,I DON'T ROLL VOGUES AND I AIN'T GOT SWITCHES,I GOT NO GAME I CAN'T REWARD YA BUT IF YOU WANT A LONG ONE BABY I GOT ONE FOR YA

A Skin Of Me From Mr. Undercover
Thank you so much Mr. Undercover for making my skin for me. I just wanted to show my appreciation and this was the only way I knew how on a computer. Great Job. Love your work. Once again Thank you Mr. Undercover. Much love.

This Is So Not Me!!!
The Hornivore Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSM) Don't ever marry, you're The Hornivore. Roaming, sexual, subhuman. The Hornivores (you) are some of the most screwed up and naughty beings in the Universe. And their numbers are growing, mostly due to skipped or misused contraception. You care not. There's one thing you want, one sole need. Half manly, half bestial, you act on instinct, and animal charisma smoothes the way. It's unlikely you're driven by much other than your own selfish, orgasmic requirements. Your appearance and personality have evolved for the hunt. Ass beckons, you oblige. For the record, you can happily bang all personality types, however your match percentages might be low with the kinder, more sensible people of the world, purely because they all wish to avoid you. Good luck to them. "One day, the villagers came with torches to the house. In the smoldering ashes, stray dogs looked for cooked flesh." Your exact male opposite: The Slow Dancer Deliberate Ge

With The Date Of 9 11 Coming Up I Had To Type The Blog ; Poem . That I Did.
See people are mumming about the day coming up. and all that were killed and such. well we can hold them dear to us in memory ;, and not let them die or be dead in vain. God lets them Live thru him . He holds them close and He carried them home. They aren,t dead thru Christ . He promised them life eternally and they died knowing this and ; He took them home to have a eternal life with him now. . God Almight One Thank you for all you have done , May it be on earth as in Heaven. And may all Come to know you as their Lord for all you have done and can do in their lives .; And are still doing in this world for all of us..Amen!! diana hugs all God Bless each eveyone of you >>>>>Much love to all....

What Did I Do?
Ok, so I have written some mumms about my ex husband. Well, I called him again today and well I was kind of a bitch, ok well I was a bitch on his voicemail. Not even 5 min later the phone rings and its him. So I proceed to tell him what I had in mind and it was like his attitude completely changed...it was like I was this horrible person that had nothing to do with anyone for years and then i want to walk back into someone's life. That is not even how things went!!! I have wanted and tried to be there, but everytime I start getting close again I get pushed away and it turns into I am this horrible person. I may not have the money, but I do the best I can as a mother to my kids. I am sooooo damn sorry if you and everyone else dont want to see that. I make an effort to talk to MY children too and you cant even call me to let me know what is going on with them. I could call you DAILY and NEVER ONCE hear from you, oh wait I have done that. I dont hear from you until weeks later and then I

For Rick, Hes Very Special 2 Me :)
Courtesy of MsTags.com Courtesy of MsTags.com I have met the most wonderful man ever, who I am absolutely crazy about. This blog is for him, to show him how special he is to me. xoxoxox 2 u baby!! Courtesy of MsTags.com Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m I wanted to add this saying, because its so very true and I loved it. A true man does not need to romance a different girl every night, A true man romances the same girl for the rest of her life.

Single Dad Not Getting By
Well had to renew my welfare yesterday. Reported the 125 that a friends of mine is putting into my account from her navy pay. They are taking the full 125 out of my check. This money is what was allowing me to get close to paying rent still had to borrow a few dollars from friends or home I got enough out of recycling. But no I am going to be short of rent again. So may be looking at an eviction in the near future. Hope something comes up to help but right now my depression is beating my anti-depression medicen.

Love?
Simple things you say, Simple things you do, Keep my tears at bay, And make me smile at you. You’re pure in heart and mind, I dream your eyes so deep, And in your voice I find, An embrace I wish to keep. Though I’ve never seen your face, Who ever you may be, You will always have a place, Right here next to me.

Women Of Fubar Beware
i recently came into a situation with so called "single" man that has turned out disasterous. this man professed love for me and was even intending to move in and start a real relationship. i recently receieved a call from his "wife". she has threatened to come kick my ass an cause problems for me. i stopped talking to him a long time ago yet his wifey still calls and threatens me. if yu shout me i will give you his name so you might avoid the same situation.i hint he is from tenn.please let all the women on here know

Jeff Dunham & Peanuts
If you have never checked out Jeff Dunham, please do so in my following blogs. He is a ventriloquest and you will crack yourself up watching these videos of him and his "friends". A friend of mine introduced me to all of them on YouTube last week and I thought I would share them. :D Here goes...

Aerosmith-don't Want To Miss A Thing
I could stay awake just to hear you breathing, Watch you smile while you are sleeping, While you are far away and dreaming, I could spend my life in this sweet surrender, I could stay lost in this moment forever, Where a moment spent with you is a moment I treasure, (Chorus) I don't want to close my eyes, I don't want to fall asleep, Cause I miss you baby, And I don't want to miss a thing, Cause even when I dream of you, the sweetest dream will never do, I still miss you baby and I don't want to miss a thing Lying close to you feeling your heart beating, And I wondering what you are dreaming, Wondering if it's me you are seeing, Then I kiss your eyes and thank god we're together, I just want to stay with you in this moment forever and forever forever (Chorus) And I don't want to miss one smile, I don't want to miss one kiss, I just want to be with you right here with you, Just like this, I just want to hold you close, I feel your heart so close to mine And

Feel Like I'm Loosing
I’m sitting here writing this because there’s a battle going on in my mind. The demons known as depression and lonelyness tear at the very fibor of my being.Depression is not a state of mind but a state of being that when coupled with lonelyness can drive the mind to the very peak of madness. Dealth has been lerking in the shadows of my brain erged on by depression, the fight is so intence some times that I craw and lock myself away from those that I think care. There are times someone will say a kind word and make me smile and feel like everything is alright, but then they will say something that will make me question the very reason for living. I knew a young lady once, she fell in love with me and became my wife. She gave birth to two girls and we were a happy family untill that one morning seven years later when I was working out in LA. And I get a phone call saying she had past away the day befor. From that day on my life was never the same. They say that god dose not g

The Pleasing, The Depressing, The Fascinating (1)
So what is this, anyway. Damned if I know. But it's something or other. Whether it's an -interesting- something or other remains to be seen. Frankly, I doubt it. But I'm totally bored, so I might as well waffle on here about something, anything, or nothing (most likely the latter). So. The news today was interesting. Was it, I hear the cry go up. Well, actually, I heard the music from my headphones, but that's not the point... What was I saying. Oh yes. News. Interesting. Apparently, things happened in the world, once again. Who would've imagined it. But let's split this up into three categories: The Pleasing, The Depressing, The Fascinating. I thought about putting the middle one last, but that seems awfully downbeat. It should go in the middle, sandwiched between pleasure and fascination, dontcha think? I don't know who the hell I'm talking to, but I always write these things this way... ANYWAY. :D The Pleasing :D Today's pleasing item (yes, I p

R.i.p. Matt 11/03/06 - 09/08/07
Almost an hour ago at around 7PM, one of my rats Matt passed away. He was only 10 months old and had been suffering from a large growth on his left shoulder area. This is truly one of the saddest days of my life. The worst part is that I saw it all. He was having a heart and lung attack and started twitching for about 10 minutes and then he layed down and went. I stroked him and told him it was ok and that I loved him. :( I'm so upset I need to get away for awhile so I'm going to my moms for a few days. I'm going to go bury him first. I love him. He was my baby and he will be missed everytime I look at his sister all alone in her aquarium wondering where he is. Have a good one all. Treat your pets with care, you never know when may be the last time you hold them.

Lyrically Speaking.
I'm at a total loss for words! And in my chosen field, that's no good. That's why I'm asking for all you guys' help. I'm a very life-based style rapper and my life has gotten rather uneventful. I have no situations....my bills are all paid...there's no more drama on my block, cause I changed blocks, so what now? If you know a somewhat decent song-writer...send them MY way. I'm willing to compensate for anything I use...so pen ya best raps and submit some this way...Even stories are welcome...they make the best kind of Rap! Let's do this!

What Is Fake
IT HAS COME TO MY UNDERSTANDING THAT A CERTAIN PERSON ON FUBAR IS CALLING ME FAKE BECAUSE I DONT HAVE A SALUTE PIC!!!!! WELL EVERYONE HAS THE RIGHT TO THERE OWN OPINION....AND I ACCEPT THAT BUT WHAT I DONT GET IS WHO GAVE THIS PERSON THE RIGHT TO JUDGE ME OR ANYONE AT ALL... ARE YOU GOD..... ARE YOU MY PARENTS..... I REALLY DONT IGVE A FLYEN F$$K WHAT U THINK ABOUT ME. AGAINST ME ETC... YOU ARE VAPOR IN MY EYES... AND DONT EVEN DARE TO THINK ABOUT COMMEN DOWN ON MY HUSBAND BECUASE HE DOES NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO OR HOW TO DO IT I AM MY OWN PERSON AND I DO AS I PLEASE SO FALLON U CAN KISS MY ASS... I HAVE NOTHING TO PROVE TO YOU OR ANYONE ON HERE.... I COULD GIVE A RATS ASS WHAT U THINK OF ME LET ALONE ANYONE ELSE.. I KNOW WHO I AM AND WHAT I AM.... SO GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE AND GROW THE HELL UP...GET OVER IT... ROMATIC IS TAKEN HES MINE YA SNOOZE YA LOOSE BABY

More Love
Love is something that can't be said, But for some love is very much dead, It's a feeling that lies deep inside, Love is a feeling you shouldn't hide, It's a certain something for a certain someone, And you just don't know what should be done, Love is like a beautiful fliyng dove, Those are several reasons why i am in love.

Sex Doctor
Posted on May 22nd, 2006 MILF Hunting Should Be In the Olympics A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them. The Browns came to see the doctor. He gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests, then concluded, "Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help you. On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some grapes and some doughnuts." "Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bulls eye in your wife's 'love canal'. Then, on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the grape using only your tongue." "Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his 'love pole'. Then, like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume the doughnut." The couple w

Judgement
Around a blind corner I stumbled into her eyes and knew one thing: I had never really seen. Now I am owned by that moment and the dark judgement made by the light sucked away into those deep portals - what man (no man) can ever own her? Even as we tumble, we have already fallen into the original sin. © All rights reserved

Thought You Would Like This....
please my friends stop sending me those you think i would like this stash, picture bulliton, blog or whatever emails! im currentlyl getting like 10 of those a day...i do appricate it that ud think id be intrested in what ur sending me, just dont really have the time to check them all out so pleast just stop sending them to me....

Desire
Eyes Meet Hands Reach Arms Enfold Bodys Press Lips Lock Tongues Taste Nipples Harden Hands Grip Hair Pulled Neck Bitten Cock Hard Pussy Wet Nipples Sucked Clit Touched Cock Stroked Ass Grabbed Thighs Spread Cock Encased Pussy Filled Bodys Emeshed Mouths Moaning Hands Roaming Cock Pumping Pussy Streaming Teeth Nipping Bodys Sweating Cock Cumming Pussy Creaming Mouths Gasping Lips Kissing Hands Grasping Eyes Closing Mouths Sighing

Words
Words of Hate Carved in Stone Never to be taken back A heavy weight Around my neck Another cross to bear Words should never hurt Or so we are to believe But words cut deep And hurt so much Whether giver or receiver be These words will stay with me Till my dying day The words that broke my heart.

Gm's Reply To Bill Gates...nice One
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon." In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: "If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part, esp 7th point and 10'th point): 1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day. 2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car. 3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would sim

Come Ride On The Joker Wild Short Bus
TAKE A RIDE ON THE SHORT BUSClick the picture to catch the next bus What's UP! Hey everyone! If you like REAL people and want to hang with the coolest around, ask Jokers wild to put you on the next bus out! They are filling up fast!!! After you hop on a bus check out the short bus lounge where once you subscribe to the lounge you can hang with the rest of the helmet wearing HOTTIES... and us window licking guys. In the lounge made for real people by real people you can bullshit, post links to funny shit (Like my stashes *Hint* *Hint*) or post some pictures (Like Fat Sonny's photo shops). It's a fun place to get over the worries and troubles of every day life (with some good music :D) So strap on your helmet and enjoy the ride. There will be random contest for best photoshop, funniest stash video, funniest Joke etc... The prizes can range from a free t-shirt from FUCKING INSANE T-SHIRTS , free paid gold account for the year to My Babe Space.com ,blasts etc.. So stop in every day to sa

Hows My Karma
You Have Fantastic Karma You are a kind, sensitive, and giving person. And all your good deeds will pay off - if they haven't already. But you're not so concerned with what you get in return anyway. You have an innate caring nature - and nothing can change that! so if my karma is so good why am i having such bad luck??????

Farts On Haters!smoke Of!
I POSTED A MUMM ABOUT FARTING WHICH WAS A JOKE AND EVERYONE BLEW IT OUT OF PROPORTION AND STARTED TALKIN SHIT AND BEING MEAN. I AM REALLY DISAPPOINTED IN THE LACK OF HUMOR AT THIS SITE. I AM NEW HERE AND HAVE HAD A PRETTY COOL TIME UP UNTIL MUMM DRAMA. WHY DO YOU ALL HAVE TO BE A BUNCH OF SERIOUS HATERS?? IT WAS A FUNNY OFF THE WALL QUESTION. DO YOU THINK I WOULD ACTUALLY DO THAT. PROBABLY NOT DUMBASS! I WAS JUST BEING SILLY ME!! SO BACK OFF AND STOP REPORTIN ME TO THE FUBAR COPS....THEY BAND ME FROM POSTIN MUMMS SO YOU ALL ARE THE POINT WHORES!! DAM HATERS ARE EVERYWHERE! PEACE LUV DRINKS ON ME!!

!!!
so this is my first blog in the boring section cause well i call it boring cause my life seems so boring. i dont really have much time outside of the house to do shit cause i have my son all the time n his father n i just broke up like 2 1/2 months ago n at first everything was ok he was spendin time with him n having him every other weekend now he has not seem him or tried to see him for like a month now i quess he expects its my job to call him n to take the kid to see him n shit he knows how to get ahold of me if he wants to see aidan cause since i stopped being lilmiss taxi girl i've saved so much on gas but know i dont really have anytime to go out n do stuff for myself but then aigan i guess thats what happens when ur a single mom. well i bored u guys an enough

Open Your Soul!
Trust Loyalty Dedication Sincerity Love Friendship Peace Comfort Fun Excitment Nothing Everything SMALL THINGS, These are the most important things To any good relationship If any are missing If any are not complete and balanced If any disappear or stop Then what do you have where will it go Yes it is hard to give someone all of this Cause it is like letting go and giving all of you Hurt Dispair Depression Cheating Broken Heart These are a few of the things that could happen If the list above is not complete I have had the privalage of feeling all but never at the same time One cause another was missing But with all of that to love with all your heart and soul out ways all of the pain that could come your way for the first time in my life I have all of the top list with one yes just one person absolutly none of the second So one thing I have learned no matter the emotion no matter the circumstance keep your heart keep your ears

My Story
I was asked by a wesbsite called www.ValleyRally.com to write about my experience living with fibromyalgia....here it is My Problem I am a 23 year old female. In May of 2002, just weeks before I graduated from high school, I was in my 6th car accident. I was 18 at the time, and none of the car accidents had ever been my fault. In fact, this was the first one I was in where I was the driver. A woman rear-ended me while I was stopped at a red light, and slammed my car into the back of the car infront of me. This car accident was the one that changed, and for a while, destroyed my life. I was put on vicodin for the pain after the accident. However, that pain never went away....and neither did the vicodin. I was on it for about a year, over which time it just slowly stopped helping. At this time, I was still working (waiting tables) and was in school. Next my doctor tried morphine patches, actiq sticks (morphine "lollipops" usually used for cancer patients), valium, percodan, percose

Women Of My Dreams
Dear, woman of my dreams, How I long to meet you one day, Don't know what it will be like, Unsure of what I'll have to say I know that this sounds crazy But, I've failed to meet you yet, And I really cant wait till I do, It will be the day I wont forget For I know that I will fall in love, With you right then and there, I promise to show you forever, And just how much I really care I'll be basking in your beauty, Finally alive inside my dreams, I'll be in love with you forever, Life will be as it should seem You will be my heavenly angel, You will make me see the light, I will hold you with all my love, And make love to you at night We will raise a family together, And we will be husband and wife, Forever inside the eternities, We will have an amazing life Dear, woman of who'm I speak, I will be the man of your dreams, And I will show you a real love, You'll see exactly what i mean

I Love This Song ( I Sing This Song When I Go To Sleep In A Whisper)
Let me be the one who calls you baby All the time Surely you can take some comfort Knowing that you're mine Just hold me tight, lay by my side and let me be the one who calls you Baby all the time I found my place in the world Could stare at your face for the rest of my days Now I can breathe, turn my insides out and Smother me Warm and alive I'm all over you would you smother me? Let me be the one who never leaves You all alone I hold my breath and lose the feeling That I'm on my own Hold me too tight stay by my side and let me be the one who calls you Baby all the time I found my place in the world Could stare at your face for the rest of my days Now I can breathe, turn my insides out and Smother me Warm and alive I'm all over you would you smother me? When I'm alone time goes so slow I need you here with me and how my mistakes have made Your heart break Still I need you here with me Baby I'm here Now I can breathe, turn my insides out and

What A Weekend
my weekend, was great. lets see, saturday, i cleaned my house, watched a movie cheech and chong:up in smoke. best movie of all. i talked to my best friend joanne, i was going to go to the concert with her, but i was told to stay home cuz someone was coming over. WHICH THEY SHOWED UP. so around 6pm. my friend matthew showed up. yes the one in the pic with me. we hung out, he wanted me to go some where with him, but i said no i have to stay home. well, today is sunday, and i am tired, but cant sleep. that sux too, because i know what time i will be getting up. but its kewl because Monday is pay day......YAY. ok, thats all about my day. talk later

A Displaced Texan Sent This To Me... (so Much Is Exactly True!!!)
When you're from Texas like me, people that you meet ask you questions like?" "Do you have horses?" "Bet you got a bunch of guns, eh?" Have you ever looked at a map of the world. As soon as anyone anywhere in the world looks at it they know what it is. It's Texas. Pick any kid off the street in Japan and draw him a picture of Texas in the dirt and he'll know what it is. What happens if I show you a picture of any other state? Did you ever hear anyone in a bar go, "Wow... so you're from Iowa? Know why? Because there's no place like Texas. Texas is the Alamo. Texas is breathtaking mountains. Texas is the unparalleled beauty of bluebonnet fields in the Texas Hill Country. Texas is the beautiful, warm beaches of the Gulf Coast of South Texas. Texas is the shiny skyscrapers in Houston and Dallas. Texas is huge herds of cattle and miles of crops. Texas is skies blackened with doves, and fields full of deer. Texas is ocean beaches, deserts, lakes and rivers, mountains and prairies, and modern

Drinking Is Fun!
I am so buzzed right now and enjoying the wine, but I do have to wonder about my friends with the more risque stuff on here, because I'm a chicken shit and am not comfortable with getting nekkid. They have much better sites than I do - check out the Lolita Nymphette - she's a babe!

To Love:
I'm all smiles Laughter filling the room Everything seems perfect Everything seems great. I call him to tell him I love him He tells me he loves me I hang up with a smile Close my eyes and imagine us together As soon as I open my eyes, I burst into tears I know what comes next I know the pain and can feel my heart aching already A fear overwhelmes me Starts to kill me slowly As I fear losing him I just can't do it I can't lose him again Can't see him with another My heart isn't strong enough anymore So fragile to even the thought I know what comes next I'm mad at myself for becoming happy For smiling and laughing It feels so wrong Cause it scares me so much If I lose him I don't think I can go on I have fallen in love And love doesn't seem that great Like a roller coaster I'm going higher and higher We're at the top Everything is great I know what comes next And I just relized I'm scared of heights.

Too Much Money (and Me Not Paying Attention To Delete..)
On iTunes today. But it was probably worth it. It was like buying back memories. Big Audio Dynamite, Less Than Jake and The Cure. The days of my first car, good ol Scuzzlebutt we called it. My friend Amber and I raising hell from here to DC and Baltimore, no punk, ska, rock, or alternative concert missed. To Frederick to play the part of Mallrats before the movie even debuted, and give the homeless magician dollars to pull flowers out of a hat. Smoking, cussing, rocking out to the FM radio that the car came with. Got one hand on the wheel The other out the window A smile on my face My middle finger out 2, 3, 4 Going by every tattoo shop we could find, even though we were too young to partake, to Ocean City to pick random people off the Boardwalk to pose as a parental figure to sign for piercings. Dire Straits, Moody Blues, Yes. My dads old tunes. Listening in the garage and acting as badass as my brothers, helping strip copper and smoosh cans for cash. Truck rides to my p

An Elemental Boudoir
With a fevered body and a molten heart, I inhabit my own elemental boudoir. I see it: a strange vision. The landscape is scorched and entirely carpeted with ash and soot from the constant forest fires and the rivers of lava which never cool enough to set. There’s no sun, no daylight, just the deep blood-red glow of a rich observing moon. The sky is heavy and brooding. It’s heavy with passion. My heart has become a world of its own and I’m crawling naked through its earth. I want to be covered in it. But I don’t want to be the only one writhing around on this carpet of soot. I’m on my hands and knees, burning. I’m looking into the woods in the distance - a colossal black forest of smouldering bare trees. I’m hoping to see something moving in the shadows - a wild creature with penetrating eyes that’s going to come and ravage my body and consume my soul. He’s going to murder me with his eyes and fuck me back to life. If I don’t see him, lurking in the blackness, I’m going

I Won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want to thank everyone who came and rated and commented me I WON. I would like to thank a few in particular please look them up show them some love there the best friends a guy could have. They are Hailey, Good Bye, Jennifer, Christine, ridergrl, The SFC Bomber Crew, Erin and Coach. I would exspecially like to thank Sexy Blonde Goddess who like the rest helped me daily. Sexy Blonde Goddess gets the special thank you for using up all her comments everyday but the 2 days she was sick. She stayed up at times till 2am to make sure I never lost my lead and posted bullitens daily to get more to come and help me out. She is a very devoted friend and deserves much thanks more then I can show. I know there are some mentioned above who came and showed love daily and I am not overlooking you at all. Please go show them some love rate there pics and stashs and fan and request them.

I Need Advice.....
I am having trouble picking a default photo. If any of you have a favorite let me know which one it is. I'd really appercaite knowing which pic is your favorite and what you'd like to see as my default. So I thank you all in advance and MUCH LUv to ya MUAHHHHHHHH!!!

Come And Play
LIBRA * -- Very pretty. -- Very romantic. -- Nice to everyone They meet. -- Their Love is one of a kind. -- Silly, fun and sweet. -- Horny -- Loud -- Great in bed and i mean great -- Have own unique sexiness. -- Most caring person you will ever meet -- the most irresistible

Delete
Alright heres the thing.. if you dont like me or i dont talk to you or you dont talk to me.. delete me.. im gettin sick of bein on peoples list and you dont talk to me.. im the kinda person you have to talk to me. or i will just sit in my pretty little corner.. there are some people that have been on my list for ages and im just staring to talk to them.. just stop by and say hi if you want.. i dont bite.. lol odd but i can be a lil shy .. i but again . if you dont talk to me. or your pissed that i dont talk to you.. all you have to do is DELETE!

Sorry I Haven't Been Around
Sorry to everyone for not being around.... I am working through some personal stuff that some of you know about.... Anyway I hope to be back on soon (week or two).... I miss all of you so much....

In Memory Of All Who Lost Their Love One On Sept 11th, 2001
I wish America will stop showing the videos of what happened on that horrific day. It showing their death over and over again. KNOCK IT OFF! It's like as if I'm seeing my father (no related to Sept 11) on the hospital bed and watching his heart monitor go flat lined. I want to give out my heart and prayers to all who lost their love ones on that day. To all the firefighters and police men/women who risk their lives to save others. And all the soldiers who are brave to go to war. Which I want them home. You cry for them. It will make you stronger. Don't lose your faith. Don't ever give up. Live your life like there's no tomorrow. Yes, life sucks but what can we do about it. And always remember to smile. Take care of yourselves and your family. May GOD be with you all!

Death Of Another Dream
A death of another dream slowly fades, with the charades of idiocy still echoing in my ear. A dark and lonely fear fills the single crimson tear that traces emptiness along my cheek. What sweet, sweet pain driving me insane, DRIVING ME SLOWLY OUT OF MY MIND! take a breath, don't be week Words I weave from up my sleave but the magic has become hard to retrieve as sustenence is from a diseased breast suckled by an infant deprived of rest. And I, I walk alone as before as a shell of a man wanting more, but will never have it.

Anger
blood pulsing in my veins somethings wrong with my brain i'm going insane oh god no my insanity grows this is a rhythm about losing my mind but my mind is not mine it lost in time this darkness in my mind is blinding this confusion is binding this separation from the word feels like i'm dieing rolling around on the floor cant take it any more please please help me try to save my sanity

The Smudging Ceremony
Our Native elders have taught us that before a person can be healed or heal another, one must be cleansed of any bad feelings, negative thoughts, bad spirits or negative energy - cleansed both physically and spiritually. This helps the healing to come through in a clear way, without being distorted or sidetracked by negative "stuff" in either the healer or the client. The elders say that all ceremonies, tribal or private, must be entered into with a good heart so that we can pray, sing, and walk in a sacred manner, and be helped by the spirits to enter the sacred realm. Native people throughout the world use herbs to accomplish this. One common ceremony is to burn certain herbs, take the smoke in one's hands and rub or brush it over the body. Today this is commonly called "smudging." In Western North America the three plants most frequently used in smudging are sage, cedar, and sweetgrass. Sage -------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Braggin' Rights!
CALIFORNIA: (written by someone bragging!) - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang. - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often - I know what real cheese & avocados taste like -Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal -We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down. -I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's! - I don't get snow days off because there’s only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear - I know 65 mph really means 100 - When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we don’t fuck around on the road - The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border) - My governor can kick your governors ass - I can go out at midnight -You jud

Im In A Tag Contest At 8pm Est Tonight
I am in a best tag contest tomorrow at 8pm I am doing just for fun and to see which of my friends are willing to help out or just vote or leave a comment. I know most of them don't like contest or what not and thats fine. I know who most of my friends are on here and this doesn't mean them i'm not trying to be mean or rude either. But after this I will be cleaning out my friends list again. Nothing against any of them just I was here to make friends not to just have people on my list to see how many I can get. Thanks everyone that helps me out here are the rules and gifts. Thanks again Bitchy Babygirl. Gifts: If I have atleast 25 active friends tags being voted on: 1st place: 7,500 comments/votes: Corvette 2nd place: (atleast 5,000 comment/votes) Tropical Vacation 3rd place: (atleast 3,500 comment/votes) Silver Motercycle Rules: 1. Please Fan, Rate & Add Me 2. Rate & comment your Favorite Friends Tag & others if you wish. 3. Bombing is permitted..

5 Seconds Is All It Takes.
Just a rate of 10 or 11 and if you haven't fanned bbG yet do it! and leave her some love... let me know you did it and I will give you an 11 in return. and if you are bored. I need to level up. All I really ask is for the rate when you click the pic though ;) Thank you

My First Blog....
Being this is my first blog...Dont expect to much...Im trying to get a feel of the readers out there then I can narrow down and filter thru my subjects on what I will blog on...Im new to blogging and hear about it all the time...So Im curious to find out what its about and to test my writing skills to see if I can capture a readers attention here to make it intresting enough for them to reach the end of this blog..So I think I will keep it short and test this and hope for some reviews..No matter how nasty they are...so bring it on! Gochief

Bannock Recipe
Ok, so I was bored today so I looked up this recipe. It claims to be the Webs best. I seldom follow the real recipe though so I changed it up a little bit. Ingredients: 2 1/2 cups of flour. whole wheat if you have 6 tsp Baking powder. 1/2 tsp Salt 2 Tsp Sugar. I added brown sugar 2 eggs. (Optional) I added 1 1 cup of water. I added milk. There are a few methods for cooking these, but I'll cook it my way or no way at all lol. take a large pan and put some olive oil at the bottom and heat to medium low, spread a little dry flower on it. Vent your aggressions and mix all the ingredients into a mixing bowl (small pot in my case) form into pancake sized portions and place in the pan. Be careful, the real recipe calls for water so it'll brown the dough mixture more quickly. Just keep the heat low so that the middle cooks well. then cut into bread stick sized slices and dip with butter or honey. Should take about 12 mins per batch. This recipe made 5 for me.

Lots Of Happy Hours We Can Do This!
THIS ONE IS FOR THE BROz!!LET'S DO THIS!!SNIPER IS AWESOME GUY AND WE ALL KNOW IT. LET'S ALL HELP HIM OUT ON THIS AND TAKE HIM TO THE NEXT LEVEL!Henchman ⇒ InsiderÂ®!!!Â§Ã‘ÃŽPÃ‹R!!!Â©**FUBAR HUBBY& R/L B/F TO** ~â™¥Night~Vixenâ™¥~@ fubarYOU GOTTA LOVE THAT T-SHIRT TOO! LOL'REAL MEN DON'T EAT QUICHE!! LOLDOES IT LOOK LIKE THIS GUY DOES?REAL MEN HAVE ATTITUDE, WEAR OAKLEY SHADES AND ARE NOT AFRAID TO GIVE YOU A ONE FINGER SALUTE!!! LMAO!SNIPER ROCKS SO LET DO THIS, K THX.

A Cry Of Shame (on Genealogy For Pay)
A Cry of Shame! Is it not our shame,Dear Lord, Your gift is now for sale? The blood you gave by birth, so free, In death, gives cause for sale! We each, were born so equal, Until our breath was drawn! We then, became just bank accounts, On which riches were drawn! 'A cry of shame", from beneath the soil, Where our ancestors lie, Validate the truth You gave, Only money now can buy! God help the greedy in the flesh, Who sell our righteous truth! Is a paper dollar, worth much more, Than the Lord's gift on this earth? I believe it's so, for there are those, Who care not , for their brother! Who will sell the Lord's gift for a fee, For the worship of a dollar! I am, therefore, he too, once was! I search for him each day! There are those who know his truth, Yet, speak not, unless paid! To know he walked, as every man, Justified by birth and blood! His name, so freely spoken, Shared by the Family of God's love! No secrets held for highest bid, On the world wide w

To All My Friends,family, Latina Mafia Family And Club F.a.r. Family And Fans...of Tejana
Dear Sweet And Loving Friends, Like little sprinkles of love Your smile has touched my heart It sparkles here, it glistens there And tears my fears apart. Like little sprinkles of love Your laugh can make my day A giggle here, a giggle there Can chase my blues away. With your little sprinkles of love There's nothing I can't do So sprinkles of love I'm sending From my heart right back to you! From "TEJANA" Write On Images Love Her Family!!!!

Led Zeppelin News
BILLBOARD Talk of a Led Zeppelin reunion just refuses to go away. Billboard reported in July that the band may get together for a proposed tribute to the late producer/record mogul Ahmet Ertegun at the O2 in London in November, Now on Ledzeppelin.com the date 11.13.07 mysteriously appears with the familiar Zep symbols. And several people saw the band touring the O2 during Prince's recent stand at the new 20,000-seat London venue. A press conference next Wednesday (Sept. 12) in London may clear everything up. There has been talk that tour producers AEG Live and Michael Cohl's CPI (Rolling Stones, Genesis, Barbra Streisand) have put in offers on a Zep tour featuring founding members Jimmy Page, Robert Plant and John Paul Jones with late drummer John Bonham's son Jason on drums. But it is also well known in the industry that standing offers have been on the table for a Led Zeppelin tour for more than a decade. Nov. 13 also has another significance: it's the release date o

Why I *can't* Stop Thinking Ever >.>
Using your mind Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mind. Sex is mostly in your mind and to your partners delight you have mastered the arts of seduction and atmosphere.

To Friends Of Victoria And Eugene (repost)
Greetings All, This morning at 11:54 am Central Time, Eleanor Carl, the Woman my Wife has been the Primary Care giver for the past 3 years Passed thru the Vail. Victoria Spoke with her at 8am about her getting up. At about 11am, she went to rouse her and get her into the shower, change the sheets, etc,,, She did not respond. The 11:54 time is what is now on the Death Certificate. She Passed in her sleep. Arrangements at this time are unknown. The Funeral Transport team only left here about 3:30 in the afternoon. Anyways, I finally got her asleep and wanted to make sure her Friends here knew the situation. Anyways, If Ya Know Lady Victoria, Please Light A Candle for Her and for Eleanor Carl. Love to All Our Friends, Eugene (repost of original by 'Eugene - Plz Read Latest Blog!!!' on '2007-09-08 21:45:19') (repost of original by 'Lady Victoria *Eclectic Pagan*' on '2007-09-09 02:28:02') ((I, for some reason can't post Bulletins, so I thought I would Blog this. Maybe

Asking Again
ok im asking this because im wondering what to do. ok i have this bitch harassing my family and friends. anyway my mother-in-law is a VET she says she look her up and said no. well i found out last night that my motherinlaw i dont know how to put this but lets just say. that person would not know how to look her up anyway. well im asking what to do just put her on iggy or put her in her place?

All I Want Is You
All I want is you, Deep inside of me, With my legs wrapped tightly around you. Your like a fever in my heart and in my soul Running through my blood to the center of my core. I want you; only you To thrill me, to feel me, to chill me To make me, to break me. I want you to feel me up and shake me. I can feel your lips, Your hands... Caressing and arousing, Stroking and teasing me, Softly, gently, and passionately. What vivid images I can't shake. I crave you... I want you... I am moist and hot for you. My desire for you is like a fever in my own private thoughts. Your taste... Your touch... Your smell... Your essence. It burns through me and around me, Filling me up with such craving passionate desires Of wanting you... Needing you... Loving you...

Grrrrrrrr
asshat blocked me before I could say, "what do you think they do to greyhounds when thay cant race anymore, and I dont condone dog fighting, but he caould have done something worse" sexyvoice4...: that show your character to pull for a team with a scum bag like him on it no but in my eyes its just as bad anamils cannt defend them selves and he kills dogs that lost fights wat a piec e of shit average quaterback and a human being ->sexyvoice4...: at least he isnt a pedophile, rapist or murderer ->sexyvoice4...: whatever sexyvoice4...: i dont think i would be addmitten i was a falcons fan after all the trouble with mike vick

Finding Deep Strength
Below The Surface Finding Deep Strength We have all faced moments in our lives when the pressure mounts beyond what we feel we can handle, and we find ourselves thinking that we do not have the strength to carry on. Sometimes we have just gotten through a major obstacle or illness only to find another one waiting for us the moment we finally catch our breath. Sometimes we endure one loss after another, wondering when we will get a break from life’s travails. It does not seem fair or right that life should demand more of us when we feel we have given all we can, but sometimes this is the way life works. When we look back on our lives, we see that we have survived many trials and surmounted many obstacles, often to our own amazement. In each of those instances, we had to break through our ideas about how much we can handle and go deeper into our hidden reserves. The thought that we do not have the strength to handle what is before us can be likened to the hard surface of a frozen

My Cousin Was Killed In Baghdad
If you read my blog or bulletin you will know the details. A friend sent this to me and I found it very fitting. Rest in peace Ryan. Come you masters of war You that build all the guns You that build the death planes You that build the big bombs You that hide behind walls You that hide behind desks I just want you to know I can see through your masks You that never done nothin' But build to destroy You play with my world Like it's your little toy You put a gun in my hand And you hide from my eyes And you turn and run farther When the fast bullets fly Like Judas of old You lie and deceive A world war can be won You want me to believe But I see through your eyes And I see through your brain Like I see through the water That runs down my drain You fasten the triggers For the others to fire Then you set back and watch When the death count gets higher You hide in your mansion As young people's blood Flows out of their bodies And is buried in the mud

Re: Vaccines Are A Lie For Profit
RE: Vaccines are a Lie for Profit ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Maj Spaes Date: 09 Sep 2007, 12:17 Thanks: JetteThanks: lil piggyThanks: *♥Amy~Peacemaker♥*Date: Sep 8, 2007 11:59 PMLoving Thanks to.:råveñsärå:. Thanks LINELLA BRECKENRIDGEThanks The Light WithinNO SHOTS FOR TOTS!STEP ONE: THROUGHLY VACCINATE YOUR CHILD.STEP TWO: Give child plenty of drugs (i.e. antibiotics, steroids, breathing treatments, inhalers, ADHD, ADD drugs, tubes in ears, tonsilectomy, etc., to deal with the illnesses that vaccines have presented, i.e. asthma, ear infections, behavioral problems, or WORSE. When those symptoms have been changed by the drugs GIVE MORE POTENT drugs to deal with the new symptoms that suppressing the old symptoms have caused (remember these original symptoms were caused by vaccines).STEP THREE: SURGERIES. To try to alleviate some suffering of the changes and pathology in the organs that taking all the suppressive drugs have cau

Does There Have To Be A Reason?
ok as i sit here and munch on my cheesey puffs.... i can already tell... i like this site alot better than Adultspace. once you had access too other ppls web cams.. it was a bunch of bogus bullshit and down hill after that. you go on here to MEET ppl right... make friends. have a lil fun. well ok here we go... i don't do nude pics.. don't bother asking... if your not going to talk to me cuz i don't do them well then you weren't interested in knowing ME them. i am like amy typical woman... i have all the 2000 girly part.. wanna see.... pick up playboy and name them all.... if that is all your after... i have a loving boyfriend so i am NOT here to "hook up" so don't ask... i am here to CHAT... TALK..... and make friends...... if you can't handle that... tell me why your reading thins now??.. hmmm .... ok then if your STILL reading..... let me know you wanna get to know ME... and leave a comment

We Are A Big Family And Wanted To Say Much Love And Respect For Everyone Thats Is On The Crew
When I first started Dirty South Crew 6 months ago I didn't think it would catch on, but it did and I'm very glad it did! We are 151 members strong and growing daily. I have met some awesome people and have made some amazing friends. Without all of you, there would be no crew and I wanted to take a minute and thank each and every one of you! All of you are f%#kin awesome!! These are the people who make DSC what it is! Gary-Dirty South Crew Owner@ fubar MyZtErY~{Dirty South Crew}~I.B.I.C.@ fubar rumney pride - Dirty South Crew@ fubar DJ *Brenna* Extreme " X" ~*~{Dirty South Crew} & ~I.B.I.C~@ fubar ~ JADA ~ Loves Her D.S.C. and Is Away Dealing w/Life ~Miss You ALL ~{I.B.I.C}@ fubar smoggy£{dirty south crew}@ fubar ~*Sunshyne*~ SSV Crew *~ SSV ~*Angel Eyes's Fubar Wifey*~ {~Dirty South Crew~}@ fubar Tim ~SouthernOutlawBiker~DirtySouthCrew~Jamies Fubar Fiance~@ fubar ~TNK~ ~DSC.~IBIC~ÌñÐêþêñÐêñ† Fåmïlψ Recruiter©

Women Want It, Not All Men Seem To Get It .... O O O O La La
Recently a male friend of mine asked me, to help him list the things that woman want men to know about them, without us having to tell them? He was asking, "What is it we need to figure out for ourselves, regarding a woman?" Well, let me tell you that is no small answer. It requires some thought. What do we want men to know about us? Why is it so hard for us to just tell them, without making them go through the discovery rituals we force men through? Everyone has heard the question, "Do you come with a manual"? Think of how great that would be. To have a manual that is written clearly, in several languages, just like the one you get with you cell phone, only SIMPLE. There would be the Troubleshooting quick reference page, PMS...." let's see...oh good"...bring her anything she wants, do not ask for sex, be responsive if she desires sex, do not make her cry, have tissues handy if she wants to cry, and do not blame the argument you will inevitably have on her PMS.."got it, whew"! Dream on

Letter
Swiped this from someone else just thought that it was funny and oh so true. Dear Alcohol.... First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around at the holidays (hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings). However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone Calls and text messages: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation after 2 a.m. can have much substance or necessity. Why would you make me call my ex's? Especially when I know, for a fact, they DO NOT want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night. 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a go

Imponderable
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen? If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? You know how most packages say "Open here". What happens if you open it somewhere else? Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards? Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible? Why is

Remembering 9/11
Tomorrow lets all take a moment to bow our heads to remember those who died. I know I am and I am going to thank God for letting my family members make it out alive. I had family that worked in both the World Trade Center and the Pentagon. My cousins office was right where the plane had hit. He got sick, and called off from work that day, which he never has done before. I thank God that he was not there, because he would be dead. I thank God that he spared my ex husbands and his crews life too. My ex husband was supposed to be in the towers at that moment to paint a CVS, and the good Lord had his last job take longer then expected and he was across the bay sleeping in a hotel when they went down. Lets pray for the many families who weren't as fortunate as my family was, as they mourn the lost of their loves ones. Lets remember the firefighters that fought to safe life's that day. They are truly hero's and deserve to be up lifted.

Am I The Only One?
Feeling what I feel. I do not think I am. I at least hope I am not. (BLUSHES). I think if it was possible I be bouncing off the walls right now like a looney toon. It feels great to be alive. Times like this I want to be soaring the skies on the Bat line......and I would have someone with me sharing the moment. :)

Sin
My sins are my possessions. Others might think they see them, but they are reading their own stories through foggy glass. They might think they understand, but they only understand themselves better than they do me. They condemn themselves by judging me. My sins are not my shame. They are a collection of my experiences, good and bad. Like any other experience, I might learn from them to live smarter, or enjoy repeating them to live better. I can take them out or leave them tucked away because they are mine. My sins do not define me, any more than the people I know or the food I eat. They do not guide me or set my path in life. When I walk my feet land where they do based on everything I’ve learned before, from myself and from others.

Just.....
Soaring the skies I feel so alive. A new universe is given birth. Such a feeling that can either create life or bring it to a standstill. Even now thoughts are hard to collect into words. What shall become of this?

Wrting
how was i to know, you'd suddenly come my way? no warning, no caution .. no alarm that was set to sound. you talked to me when i needed to be calmed and you listened, even though i didn't make a sound. you know my thoughts, my dreams, everything that is wrapped within me. yet .... how was i to know? at the time you cared, at the time you were feeling..... something deep down.... you felt you just could not share.. how was i to know.... that it would suddenly become more than just a friendly hello a polite conversation and a soft sweet smile that you shot my way. how was i to know? that today i would love you, miss being in your arms and feeling your gentle touch. how was i to know .... that simply saying hello, would suddenly turn into wonderful bliss............

Ever Hear On The Other End 2 Or 3 Clicks?
Is it legal to tape record telephone calls? The state and federal laws mentioned above deal primarily with wiretapping and eavesdropping by law enforcement officials. In addition to these laws, both the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) and the California Public Utilities Commission (CPUC) have acknowledged the importance of privacy in telephone conversations by placing additional restrictions on tape recording such conversations. California law does not allow tape recording of telephone calls unless all parties to the conversation consent (California Penal Code 632), or they are notified of the recording by a distinct "beep tone" warning (CPUC General Order 107-B(II)(A)(5)). However, tape recordings can legally be made if an individual or members of one's family are threatened with kidnapping, extortion, bribery or another felony involving violence. The person receiving the threats can make a tape recording without informing the other party. (California Penal Code 633.5)

558
So, I was wondering if anyone knows of a way to route the "YourNameHere wanted you to see this _______!" emails. They are seriously taking over my Fu-Mail. Its hard enough to use Fu-Mail....Its even worse now that every 3 seconds I get one of those emails about someone wanting me to see their stash, or their page, or whatever. Gah!!!!!!

Whiplash
I am broken into larger pieces, crashing through paper dollies, razor thin whiplash - careering unspun across this flat earth. On certain mountaintops, the ocean is heard like thundering trees, in whispers of glass statuettes and the building currents of tomorrow's wind sweeping each moment into a dead bird's grave. Where will the anguished laughter land, when next we sit in rows of discontented cunts? Wash your hands. Begin again. © All rights reserved

If You Had Me Alone...
IF YOU HAD ME ALONE... LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR CONTACTS... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL.IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD AND IS TO AFRAID TO SEE WHO ACTUALLY LIKES YOU.SEND THIS TO EVERYONE IN YOUR TAG TEAM. COPY THIS AND PASTE IT....

Arrrgh
Hey all you lovely FU peeps.... I'm in the process if finishing my packing and loading. I have no table, no chair, etc so I'm sitting on the floor writing to my friends now. I will have Chinese food delivered in 30-40 minutes. Thanks to all who have left comments that I haven't responded to. And fuck you to the one who left me a nasty Sb and PM about John. I am sorry for being so out of touch with all of my friends. I will be online as hotel access allows in the next few days. After about 10 days I should be back to normal with answering. I've missed my friends already but got too much to do. Moving my myself isn't easy but it will be worth it. I hope the Chinese food is good, it's a new place. Love to all you. Thanks for your support. Except the new one, who loves to tell me shit with a fake profile. Ahhhhh... Back to tape and boxes. Smooch.

Leo
SINCE U'VE ALREADY OPENED THIS, U'LL HAVE BAD LUCK & A BAD SEX LIFE (4EVER) UNLESS YOU REPOST THIS IN LESS THAN 10 MIN. WIT THE SUBJECT OF UR HOROSCOPE [GEMINI]-I FUCK LIKE A FUCKIN PORN STAR!!! [LEO]- I'LL MAKE U SCREAM MY NAME... [LIBRA]- I'LL FUCK ANYTIME [CANCER] - I LOVE TO FUCK AND PARTY [VIRGO]- YOU HAD ME ONCE YOUR GONNA WANT ME BACK [SCORPIO]- I LUV TO FUCK [SAGITTARIUS]-I GOT THE MOST SKILLZ IN DA BEDROOM [CAPRICORN]- I FUCK LIKE NO OTHER [TAURUS]- I FUCK THE BEST [AQUARIUS]- I HAVE SEXY LIPS TO BE KISSED [PISCES]- I GOT A BIG ASS BOOTY [ARIES]- I LOVE TO FUCK HARD AND DIRTY

I Havent Met A Guy Like This Yet! (got As A Bulletin)
LEAVE YOUR SHIRT FOR HER TO SLEEP IN LEAVE HER CUTE TEXT MESSAGES. KISS HER IN FR0NT 0F Y0UR FRIENDS. TRUST HER 0VER EVERY0NE ELSE. TELL HER SHE L00KS BEAUTIFUL. L00K HER IN THE EYES WHEN Y0U TALK T0 HER. LET HER MESS WITH Y0UR HAIR. MESS WITH HER HAIR. JUST WALK AR0UND WITH HER. INCLUDE HER IN ALL THINGS Y0U D0. F0RGIVE HER F0R HER MISTAKES. L00K AT HER LIKE SHE'S THE 0NLY GIRL Y0U SEE. TICKLE HER EVEN WHEN SHE SAYS ST0P. H0LD HER HAND EVEN WHEN Y0U ARE AROUND Y0UR FRIENDS. WHEN SHE STARTS SWEARING AT Y0U TELL HER Y0U L0VE HER. LET HER FALL ASLEEP IN Y0UR ARMS. GET HER MAD, THEN KISS HER. TEASE HER & LET HER TEASE Y0U BACK. STAY UP WITH HER ALL NIGHT WHEN SHES SICK. WATCH HER FAV0RITE M0VIE WITH HER KISS HER F0REHEAD. GIVE HER THE W0RLD. WRITE HER LETTERS. LET HER WEAR Y0UR CL0THES. WHEN SHES SAD, HANG 0UT WITH HER. LET HER KN0W SHE'S IMP0RTANT. LET HER TAKE ALL THE PH0T0S 0F Y0U SHE WANTS. KISS HER IN TH

Well Let Me Try Again..
For some reason I keep getting an error message when trying to post this. I'm going to try again Hey GUys, I entered Freakdaddy's contest b/c a few fans really thought I should. SO even if you don't feel like voting there are some hot girls in sexy hose on this months contest. The contest is for the best Hose pics http://friends.freakdaddys.com/voteme3/ I am 8 rows down smack dab in the middle. Hope you enjoy. I know I love a woman in hose..nothing sexier. Have a great night everyone! XOXO, Aimeelynn www.aimeelynn.net

You And Me
When I first talked to you I felt like I had known you forever, telling you my problems and what I didn't want ever. You listened to me I bet you thought I'd never end, who would have thought we would be the best of friends. Over a period of time, I got to know the real you. A guy so charming and gentle, with a heart so true. You've survived your life with me by your side. I told you I'd never leave because of the feelings I have inside. There was a time I wanted to explore, what would have happened if I would only open the door. I know you like no one I have ever known, and sometimes I wonder what do I do when we're alone? So I have decided time answers all. If it is meant to be time will remove the wall. Standing between us, holding us back, allowing us to feel It's the relationship that we lack. I love the way we are together, you can always make me smile. Will it ever really be forever? I guess I will have to wait awhile. Time w

I Am Sorry
I am sorry! I am sorry for not being a good friend! I am sorry for not calling! I am sorry for not going to the bar and spending all my money and getting drunk! I am sorry for not making an ass of myself any more! I am sorry for changing my life! I am sorry for trying to improve my life! I guess most of all i am sorry for not doing this sooner!!!!

10 Words
10 Words TEMPTATION 10 letters and the embodiment of the sweetness of sin OBSESSION 9 letters the flavorful effect of your kiss, so addicting FLUIDITY 8 letters the movement of lovers tasting and touching PASSION 7 letters it uncontrollably weakens, and singes the being DESIRE 6 letters an urgent need so fierce undying FLAME 5 letters it burns in us a trail of longing LUST 4 letters the thrill that makes your love so exciting YOU 3 letters that mean the world my everything US 2 letters a prayer, a wish a dream I a letter, a word, myself an offering.

Oh My Good Lordy
So I just got a call from my friend who was expecting her 6th child....I saw her just this morning and she is due any day....they have 5 daughters all under the age of 9. So she calls me to let me know that this afternoon she gave birth to their 6th daughter! So we welcome baby Naveah, to go with her sisters Angelina, Serefina, MercyAnna, Zemirah, and Yakila.....my good lordy who can handle that many girls!

Women
Why is it that, a woman can go out tell you she loves you. she wants to spend the entire weekend together with you. THen turn around ditch you and then decide that you aren't worth spending the entire weekend together? There are times when she says she wants to spend the entire weekend week end with you and then turns right around in the smae breath and says shes gonna ditch ya for the day. There are days that I wanna tell her to get the hell outta my life and then there are the days that I can't seem to be without her. The days not being able to be with her and it sucks out number the days I want her outta my life. if this is what they call love. HOLY SHIT its fucking confusing. I would rather just be alone and not have anyone around me. then again I long for the human contact of more than just a handful of people. Holy Crap. sometimes my mind can get the better of Me. and it sucks when you have too much free time on your hands. Maybe I need to find a hobby. might take up needle point

43,000 To Go... I Had To Add The Pic. Lol
THIS ONE IS FOR THE BROz!!LET'S DO THIS!!SNIPER IS AWESOME GUY AND WE ALL KNOW IT. LET'S ALL HELP HIM OUT ON THIS AND TAKE HIM TO THE NEXT LEVEL!Henchman ⇒ InsiderÂ®!!!Â§Ã‘ÃŽPÃ‹R!!!Â©**FUBAR HUBBY& R/L B/F TO** ~â™¥Night~Vixenâ™¥~@ fubarYOU GOTTA LOVE THAT T-SHIRT TOO! LOL'REAL MEN DON'T EAT QUICHE!! LOLDOES IT LOOK LIKE THIS GUY DOES?REAL MEN HAVE ATTITUDE, WEAR OAKLEY SHADES AND ARE NOT AFRAID TO GIVE YOU A ONE FINGER SALUTE!!! LMAO!SNIPER ROCKS SO LET DO THIS, K THX.I had to add this pic :D (repost of original by '† KDM †' on '2007-09-09 17:03:23') (repost of original by '**juju** a.k.a. De Royal Luvßug **CLUB FAR**' on '2007-09-09 17:28:06') (repost of original by '† KDM †' on '2007-09-09 17:37:31') (repost of original by '~Hot Momma~' on '2007-09-09 17:49:17') (repost of original by '† KDM †' on '2007-09-09 18:07:52') (repost of original by 'wishful thinking ( No Salute No Add!!)' on '2007-09-09 18:10:59')

With Their Thumb On The Pulse And A Finger On The Trigger
Alright...I seem to have done it again. I spoke too soon and out of turn at that. Seems I can't listen to my own bits of pseudo-quasi wisdom. I went and said never to something. At the time, it was perfectly logical. Still is. But the universe in general and my world specifically are not known for following logical courses. What fun would that be? And there seems to be no glitch. What was seen as a glitch originally would now be seen as something more imbedded. Not quite a virus...more benign at the moment. Just when it seems that I've got my life uncomplicated to the point of being manageable. Then again...the Universe is conspiring to give us everything we need. Seems I'm in need of a headache...lol. Kidding. Sorta. What this is remains to be seen. Right now...I'm shaking my head and laughing to (and at) myself. And tomorrow's only Monday.

Why Bother?
I went out with an old friend last night and met her new boyfriend. Since I’ve known her for over 9 years, she wanted my opinion, and basically my approval, since I’m pretty much the only one who really knows what she’s going through. From what I’ve heard of him, what I saw of how he treated her and how she reacted to him… I like him, I approve, but I did tell her to warn him as we left that if he hurt her, I’d kill him. After all she’s been through, she deserves to be happy more than any other person I know. If he hurts her, I swear on whatever god, devil, or spirit you may believe in that I will hunt his ass down like a rabid dog. So then in the car as I was heading home, I started thinking about the “threat”, and how they were with each other and I started thinking about my “relationships”. I haven’t dated a local guy in years. I’ve had friends, fuck-buddies, whatever, but no relationships. The guys I always seem to fall for, connect with, whatever you wanna call it, alway

English Is Easy?
You Think English is Easy??? Read to the end . . . a new twist to an oldie Can you read these right the first time? 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present . A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10) I did not object to the object. 11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row . 13) They were too close to the door to close it. 14) The buck does funny things when the does are present. 15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. 16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his

To All The Good Moms Out There...this Is For You
"A Mother's Love" From the moment of birth, a mother's life changes When she sets eyes on her baby, her world rearranges. Through thick and thin, She'll see them through Just to hear them say, "Mom, I Love You." She comforts them and helps them conquer their fears Laughs with them, cries with them, and wipes their tears. Her own wishes and desires come second best, That her children may be well fed and dressed. A mother will always be the best she can be, Some things that no one Else can see. Seeing hope, and seeing dreams, Seeing pranks, and seeing schemes. Love for her child will not be far from a mother's heart, Until the unfortunate day In which they must part. A mother will love her child until the day that she dies, And her dying request will be "Please wipe my baby's eyes." Tara Meredith Sean Tara was on 13 years old when she wrote this poem I thought this was just

This Is Free For The Taking
EIGHT GIFTS THAT DO NOT COST A CENT... 1) THE GIFT OF LISTENING... But you must really listen No interrupting, no daydreaming, no planning your response. Just listening. 2.) THE GIFT OF AFFECTION... Be generous with appropriate hugs, Kisses, pats on the back and hand holds. Let these small actions demonstrate the love you have for family and friends. 3.) THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER... Clip cartoons. Share articles and funny stories. Your gift will say, "I love to laugh with you" 4.) THE GIFT OF A WRITTEN NOTE... It can be simple "Thanks for the help" note or a full sonnet. A brief handwritten note may be remembered for a lifetime. and may even change a life. 5.) THE GIFT OF A COMPLIMENT... A simple and sincere, "You look great in red," "You did a super job." or "That was a wonderful meal" can make someone's day. 6.) THE GIFT OF A FAVOR... Every day, go out of your way to do somet

Fubar Spam
I am not sure if blog is the right forum for this...but that really isn't important!!! Things I am tired of (See if you can find a pattern!!!) 1.People who send me messages because I just HAVE to see this member they are friends with!!! I am capable and willing to surf for people of interest on my own!!! Any help or suggestions from you just tend to be annoying and an insult!! 2. People who send me messages because I just HAVE to see this pic!!! This may help...I will get through my day just fine without viewing 58 pics of CATS!!!!!!!! Damn people...really...cats?!?!?! 3. People who send me messages because I just HAVE to view this stash!!! This isn't quite as bad, because it is hard to view them all...but really, if I get 50 in a day...I find 2 interesting...SO QUIT!!!! I will go it alone!!! 4. People who send me messages (are you catching the pattern?!?!) because I just HAVE to see this blog!!! Again, what you are saying is "I am so intelligent and socially adv

The Mommy Test
> I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something > off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away > from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked. > "Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's > dirty and probably has germs" I replied. > At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, > Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart." I was thinking > quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to > know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy." > We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently > pondering this new information. "OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you > don't pass the test you have to be the daddy." > "Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face.

Friendship
SOME OF YOU NO WHAT FRIENDSHIP IS,AND MOST OF YOU DONT,WELL I AM GOING TO A BAD TIME I AM IN A BAD WAY AND ONLY 6 FRIENDS WROTE ME AND ARE HELPING ME THROUGH THIS,THAT MAKES ME SAD AND IF YOU ARE GOING TO TREAT ME LIKE I AM JUST POINTS I GOING TO BLOCK YOU,BECAUSE UR ARE NOT MY FRIEND MySpace Comments & MySpace Layouts

Jesus Arguments
My Cajun friend had 3 good arguments that Jesus was a Cajun: 1. He liked to serve fish to his friends. 2 He could make his own wine. 3. He wasn't afraid of water My Black friend had 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone "brother." 2. He liked Gospel. 3. He couldn't get a fair trial. My Italian friend gave his 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: 1. He talked with his hands. 2. He had wine with every meal. 3. He used olive oil. My California friend also had 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian: 1. He never cut his hair. 2. He walked around barefoot all the time 3. He started a new religion. My Irish friend then gave his 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish: 1. He never got married. 2. He was always telling stories. 3. He loved green pastures. But, my women friends have the most compelling evidence that Jesus was a woman: 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice wh

You Will Always Be Watched From Above
Heaven's Very Special Child A meeting was held quite far from earth, It's time again for another birth. said the angels to the Lord above, This special child will need so much love. His progress may seem very slow, Accomplishments he may not show. And he'll require extra care, From the folks he meets way down there. He may not run or laugh or play; His thoughts may seem quite far away. In many ways he won't adapt, And he'll be known as handicapped. So let's be careful where he's sent, We want his life to be content. Please lord, find parents who will do a special job for you. They may not realize right away The leading role they're asked to play. But with this child sent from above, Comes stronger faith and richer love. And soon they'll know the privilege given, In caring for this gift from heaven. Their precious child so meek and mild Is Heaven's very special child.

Never Will Forget...always In The Heart
We always think that our lives will be perfect, especially when we bring a newborn child into the world But sometimes...."God" has different plans for us... Sometimes God gives us an angel and doesn't tell us. Until afterwards. It changes our lives forever "The baby has died" The words no one can say. Half truths.Turning away. Avoiding eyes. And pain becomes so powerful That it pushes everything else far away. So far away. Were there ever good feelings? Where is joy? Eager anticipation? Smiles? Excitement? Pleasure? Most of all... Where is love? You feel nothing but pain. Pain does go away. It uses itself up. After its harsh, tormenting , and constant Battering of self and soul, Pain slowly stops. With cost, of course. For feeling always costs. And emptiness remains. Sometimes the pain returns as part of the price of life. But never with such intensity. The memories of pain begin, Yet are less intense.

A Sioux Prayer
A Sioux Prayer Translated by Chief Yellow Lark - 1887 Oh, Great Spirit, whose voice I hear in the winds Whose breath gives life to the world, hear me I come to you as one of your many children I am small and weak I need your strength and wisdom May I walk in beauty Make my eyes ever behold the red and purple sunset. Make my hands respect the things you have made And my ears sharp to your voice. Make me wise so that I may know the things you have taught your children. The lessons you have written in every leaf and rock Make me strong--------! Not to be superior to my brothers, but to fight my greatest enemy....myself Make me ever ready to come to you with straight eyes, So that when life fades as the fading sunset, May my spirit come to you without shame.

Who Am I?
She is distracted and her mind is chaotic She finds peace in the chaos you run from She seeks danger and teases fate's temper She starts and never finishes but, wants to She seeks approval but, ignores praise She ask for sensuality only to turn it away She creates beauty and life to see a reaction She is insane and you believe she pretends She is so alone in her head and you will never reach her She is me and I am her, my life is not my own, who am I?

Whatever....
Show me the way because I have not found it.. I bleed everyday the anguish of the unkown... Why can't I be what others find acceptable??? It sometimes seems I am on the outside always.. I don't have the secret handshake or password.. Why do I feel like the new kid n the block?? When will I be good enough to be invited?? I don't know but, I am done begging, I am enough. I am enough for me, if not for you, fuck off...

Not Asking For Anything..lol
I just wanted to say I appreciate all my friends on here and what you do for me. I try and return all love, but if I overlook somone I am sorry...please remind me ok? Love you all..MUAH hoppinhare.com hoppinhare.com

Amazed
Every time our eyes meet This feeling inside me Is almost more than I can take Baby when you touch me I can feel how much you love me And it just blows me away I've never been this close to anyone or anything I can hear your thoughts I can see your dreams I don't know how you do what you do I'm so in love with you It just keeps getting better I wanna spend the rest of my life With you by my side Forever and ever Every little thing that you do Baby I'm amazed by you The smell of your skin The taste of your kiss The way you whisper in the dark Your hair all around me Baby you surround me You touch everyplace in my heart Oh it feels like the first time every time I wanna spent the whole night in your eyes Every little thing that you do I'm so in love with you It just keeps getting better I wanna spend the rest of my life With you by my side Forever and ever Every little thing that you do Oh, every little thing that you do Baby I'm amazed by you

A Prayer 4 My Friends...
This prayer is powerful, and prayer is one of the best gifts we receive. There is no cost but a lot of rewards. The prayer: Father, I ask You to bless my friends, relatives and those that I care deeply for, who are reading this right now. Show them a new revelation of your love and power. Holy Spirit, I ask You to minister to their spirit at this very moment. Where there is pain, give them your peace and mercy. Where there is self-doubt, release a renewed confidence through your grace. Where there is need, I ask you to fulfill their needs. Bless their homes, families, finances, their goings and their comings. In Jesus ' precious name. Amen.

Another Mumm Comment
Compliment or Lame Pick up MUMM Question: Friday night on my way out to the softball fields, I stopped at the store to buy a 6-pack of Budweiser. The guy at the counter who was younger than me insisted on seeing my driver's license. Should I take it as a compliment or was it a lame way of hitting on me? My comment: I think in general everyone should take it as a compliment. I know people who get mad because someone thinks they look younger than they are and they get carded. Personally, I think - how ignorant are you to get angry about what someone think of you and how ignorant are you to push away love or a compliment that someone thinks you are younger than you are? I would rather have someone tell me at 40 that I look like I'm 20 than tell I that I look old. I am 35 and don't get carded much but my girlfriend is 20 and people think I am in my 20's. As for the lame pick-up idea, did he make any comment on how young you look or in any way act like he was trying to get yo

Simple Question
how many people actuall take the time to read blogs? i know stupid question because if your reading this then you do. so if you can take the time to read a blog how come most people dont take the time to read a profile?

Ouch That Hurts!
WELL I POSTED A BLOG ABOUT THIS CONTEST. THANK YOU DEB FOR LETTING BE A PART OF IT. THANK YOU TO MY HUSBAND GRIM FOR ALL THE SUPPORT. HE COMMENTED ME TILL HE WAS OUT OF COMMENTS. ALSO THANX TO THE OTHER THREE(3) FRIEND WHO CAME BY TO COMMENT. "ACE" YOU TOTALLY ROCK MY FRIEND! I KNOW WHO HAS MY BACK! IT KINDA HURTS TO SEE THAT SO MANY FRIENDS HAVE NO TIME TO PUT A COMMENT IN BUT HEY I AM A PEACE MAKER NOT A DRAMA QUEEN SO I LOVE YA ALL. PEACE,LUV,AND HAPPINESS. ~SHERYLICIOUS~

My Floating Rose
My Floating Rose When the day he stood at that river edge with tears in his eyes. Holding a rose in memory of her and having to say goodbye; never had his heart ever felt this way about a women until her,as the rose fell from his hand he said float on my floating rose. Poem By: Charles LaMark Nelson

Sadness
Infinite confusion, solitary grief. Potentially a life devine, crying for relief. Contemplating choices, complicating life. Bitterness is within me, adding to the strife. The guilt to come will make me numb, and control my every thought. How do I try to unlearn what it is that I've been taught? written by: me

Just Look
I Know right now theres a lot of these going around right now everyones making their own but I had to make this becasue I remember where I was when this happened I was in my front room getting ready when I saw the 2nd plane hit the towers my mom came out of the hallway asked if it was a movie when I said no she fell to her knees and began to cry the even worse part for me was that day we had to pick ourselves up and bury my aunt 9/11 was her funeral. So please watch this.

The Page Prayer
The PAGE Prayer: Our Father, who art in England, Hallowed be thy Name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done, in America as it is in England. Give us this day our daily rock. And forgive us our inferiority, As we forgive those who are inferior to us. And lead us not into temptation, But deliver us from the Beastie Boys. For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever and ever. Amen. BY: Unknown

Man I'm Freaking Tired!
Ok I don't know if I have a cold or if it's allergies or what. But I am so damned tired and my eyes are on FIRE! Yes this is my pissy I don't feel good whiney moment in time. It happens sometimes ya know! My night has just flown by and I looked and all the sudden it's 4 am! So at least the time is passing fast tonight. I just got a post from txrose with a beautiful memorial to 9-11. It said to repost it. So I tried and got a VERY nasty error to the effect of "I F-ing Hate you"..what's up with that?? Ok...done with the whining session. Thanks for listening!

Rude People
Every morning while I'm waiting for the train, there are these two men that feel the need to stand directly in front of me on the platform. They even back up to the point of being less than 3 feet away. Obviously have no concept of personal space. They have actually backed into me on more than one occasion. And its not like they don't know I'm there, because I get there before they do. These aren't kids either, they are in their late 50s or early 60s. You would have thought they were raised better than that. Although, I think rudeness must be prevalent in this town, because I've had another man bump me out of the way so he could get on the train before me. Its not like the train gets that crowded that he won't get a seat!

Breast Cancer
What Breast Cancer Cannot Do Cancer is so limited... It cannot cripple Love It cannot shatter Hope It cannot corrode Faith It cannot destroy Peace It cannot kill Friendship It cannot suppress Memories It cannot silence Courage It cannot invade the Soul It cannot steal Eternal Life It cannot conquer the Spirit I have a new Breast Cancer graphic uploaded it to my Ribbons folder. Feel free to RIP

Sept 10
September 10, 2007 Quote of the Day "How we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives." – Annie Dillard --------------------------------------- Wow I cant believe tomorrow will be 6 years since the awful incident.....

The Day The Penis Asked For A Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P Niss The Response: Dear P. Niss: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

Unicorns Of Heaven
UNICORNS OF HEAVEN Through out Enchanted land they roam only to the fairies are they shown Two mystical creatures a male and a female White as the new fallen snow eyes of sapphire blue ,a thick silk mane and on their head sits a golden horn their known only as the Unicorn. Tonight under the full moon they came to the green meadow to dance amongst the hollyhocks and foxgloves. A mating courtship of romance they are the last surviving Unicorns on earth. Others were killed by the hunters for their golden horns. The pixies, fairies and sprites sit perched on top of toadstools watched the beautiful pair dance they began to weep. They knew the Unicorn mare will never give birth mortals can be so cruel through the forest a hunter silently creep. An arrow from his bow will strike her heart killing her. Three fairies fly up to the moon they plead to the Supreme God of all above and below. " Father

Help A Friend
Please come help him level up he will always return the love to you he only needs 15,941 points to level. Please click the link below and show him all the love you can give :) Thanks all. Robert "n" Kim ~Part of the SHADOW LEVELERS FAMILY~@ fubar

Who Cares If A Soldier Dies???
Take a man and put him alone, Put him twelve thousand miles from home. Empty his heart of all but blood, Make him live in sand, in mud. This is the life I have to live, This the soul to God I give. You have your parties and drink your beer, While young men are dying over here. Plant your signs on the White House lawn;"Lets get out of Iraq" Use your signs and have your fun, Then refuse to use a gun. There's nothing else for you to do, Then I'm supposed to die for you? There is one thing that you should know; And that's where I think you should go! I'm already here and it's too late. I've traded all my love for all this hate. I'll hate you till the day I die. You made me hear my buddy cry. I saw his leg and his blood shed, Then I heard them say, "This one's dead". It was a large price for him to pay, To let you live another day. He had the guts to fight and die, To keep the freedom you live by. By his dying, your life he buys, But who cares if a Soldier dies!

"i Will Survive"
The 2007 version of "I will survive" SING IT GIRLS!!! At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on...But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and You've brought me a French Fry! I should have known that it Was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans! Go on now - go, ! Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't You know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw Yo

My Sunshine
you are my sun on a cloudy day the light at the end of my tunnel the one who makes me smile the one i could fall in love with my feelings for u are true i'm afraid to tell u u mean the world to me that each time we talk i fall a little deeper not wanting to push u away i keep things hidden my love is one thing that needs to be expressed but i hold my tongue

Analysts Dismiss Suspicious "new 9/11" Trades
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 31 Aug 2007, 08:26 Analysts Dismiss Suspicious "New 9/11" Trades Market analysts from TheStreet.com have dismissed concerns about suspicious trades that seemed to indicate a major terror attack or other catastrophe was around the corner, leading to a stock market crash, but still concede that the transactions outstrip anything seen since last September. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/august2007/310807_analysts_dismiss.htm

Wanna Help The Kdm?
If anybody is bored or just would like to help me I'd appreciate it. I'm in a giveaway & need a total of 20,000 comments on a pic that a great friend graciously hosted for me. If you're interested here's the link... AND, If you want a really good friend add her too. You won;t be sorry, I promise :D Nassy V4mpir3 Bitch FUBAR WIFE OF CARNAGE NSFW@ fubar Thank you, KDM