Well, it was the opening game for the Football Season. My very sweet friend/sister has went recently had to have some major dental work done. The poor thing hasn't been able to eat anything short of really soft food (damn near baby food).
Thank goodness that she's been able to start to eat real food here lately. Myself and my Sister went to our local Super Wal-Mart store which is open 24hours.
Now mind you she along with myself are going through Wal-Mart. I was on the mission of getting some brownie mix and ice cream. I had the chocolate sauce for good sundies LOL. Well we went and we're looking around (now mind you my sister has been able to eat some real food) for some reason. She gotten on this Junk Food and Chocolate kick and fast.
Now I had told my hubby that I wouldn't spend over $20.00 being that we've got a house payment coming up soon. So I was being careful about what I was getting. The next thing I knew here's my sister going freaking ass nuts mind you. I would be pushing our cart and I would be talking to her then she was gone I was talking to myself.
So she finds what she's looking for. Did you know that they are making Chocolate Flavored Marshmellows? Yeah no kidding. Oh so back to what I was saying. LOL
Well we get up to the check out. Some kid mind you. Now ya know what I basicly look like. Well my sister isn't bad on the eyes either and is very heathly up on top. She asked 'me do we have 20 items or less?' I told her 'yeah there about we should be all right.' Get up to the check out the kid working there and I do mean kid was working the check out.
So she's got this little top on with a skirt on with a strapless bra on. So she is getting the stuff out of the cart the poor kid started to drool. I told the guy don't smash her marshmellows. She made the comment of well you could become a playmate if you do. I think the kid caught some of that.
Well the funny part was that her strap on her top fell off of her shoulder and she was showing basicly what the Gods had gave her. I told her that she should pull that up alittle though cause she was damn near going to fall out.
I get what I had gotten ran up. By then the poor kid is blushing about 5 different shades of red.
I started to make a comment she heard what I had said. Told me to be good. By that time the kid asked me what I had said the second time I started to repeat myself. Then I thought about it, I had covered up my mouth to keep me from getting myself in trouble. I was going to say 'Hell do you want to see if they are real? Cause your stareing really hard.' is what I damn near said. LMAO
Now I thought ya might get a good laugh out of this blog. Have a great night folks..
