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Whitesnake - Here I Go Again
Oración Para Que No Me Olvides - Los Cuatro De Chile
Are They Serious?
This was a bullentin I came across today subject: WHAT A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT......... (repost) date: 2007-09-25 08:39:16   I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I HAVE MADE AT LEAST 10 BULLETINS ASKING FOR PEOPLE TO REPOST THEM IN REMEMBRANCE OF 9/11.........APPERANTLY NO-ONE ON HERE GIVES A RATS ASS ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO DIED THAT DAY AND SINCE....WHAT IS THAT OLD SAYING...LEST YE FORGET SHALL IT HAPPEN AGAIN....THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME I MAKE ANOTHER ABOUT IT AND IF IT IS NOT REPOSTED IT WILL BE THE LAST TIME I REPOST ANYTHING FOR ANYONE...THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE FUCKING DAY Ewww... Just like christians to dwell on death instead of life and movin on and then get angry that others don't why don't. Do we need bullentins to remember that day? I remember it everyday when I walk past ground zero to go to and from work. I don't need someone cursin me out in a bullentin because we didn't give them praise for putin up somethin 1000s of others posted as well. Get over yourself,
Who Should Paint My Portrait
Pablo Picasso Pablo Picasso should paint your portrait. You are a totally unique person. You are usually the first one to adopt a new mode of thought or the latest fashion. Everyone looks up to you. You are friendly and easygoing with everyone you meet. Take this quiz at
Vote For Me ...... Please? You Know You Want To!
I copied the rules of the contest. They are below. I added a video cause I just had to. Ok. Here is the thing.. I have enough people in the contest to start my contest. So it will be startin at 7.00 pm est time. here is the deal. ANYONE out of my family AKA Night Walker Bombers are NOT ALLOWED to comment or any thing. There will be no drama if there is drama i will pull you out of the contest. NO cheating as in PROGRAMS. No DownRating others in contest. If a tie I will use the most rates. 1st place is . a one month vip or 7day blast 2 place is what the fist doesnt take. 3. place is big pimpin gifts 4. place is bigt pimpin gifts EVERYONE WILL GET A TROPHY FOR JOINING You will get your prices at first happy hour after contest. START DATE 09-26-07 700PM EST ENDING DATE 10-03-07 700PM EST START BULLETIN WITH LINKS TO FOLLOW THANKS EVERYONE FOR JOINING JAMES (JAMESFLORIDA) Sweet and Sassy http://full.pcb
do you like to have new friends? my friend is looking for you,stop by her page to show her some love,rate ,fan,add her and show her pix some love to help her level up,she doesn't need much to reach the next level and all the love will be returned:P:P:P.for sure he will appreciate it big time :):):) have a wonderful Hump Day cheers (D)(D)(D) WildCat ~Sugahhh~ CLUB F.A.R~@ fubar
I Love To Eat Pussy
I don't know how anyone else feels about the subject but I love to eat pussy. I don't know if its the satisfaction of driving her wild or what but there is something about eating pussy that turns me on big time. I love to lick and lick all night long until she is so full of pleasure that she can't stand it. Ladies help me out, is this a good thing or what? Do you like to have your pussy eat'n?
He Has It All Worked Out
Psalm 55:22 --- you really need to read this. "Friends are God's way of taking care of us." This was written by a of Metro Denver Hospice Physician: I was driving home from a meeting this evening about 5, stuck in traffic on Colorado Blvd., and the car started to choke and splutter and die - I barely managed to coast, cursing, into a gas station, glad only that I would not be blocking traffic and would have a somewhat warm spot to wait for the tow truck. It wouldn't even turn over. Before I could make the call, I saw a woman walking out of the "quickie mart" building, and it looked like she slipped on some ice and fell into a Gas pump, so I got out to see if she was okay. When I got there, it looked more like she had been overcome by sobs than that she had fallen; she was a young woman who looked really haggard with dark circles under her eyes. She dropped something as I helped her up, and I picked it up to give it to her. It was a nickel. At that moment, everything came into focu
Read At Navy Retirements
For thirty one years This sailor has stood the watch While some of us were in our bunks at night This sailor stood the watch While some of us were in school learning our trade This shipmate stood the watch Yes.. even before some of us were born into this world This shipmate stood the watch In those years when the storm clouds of war were seen brewing on the horizon of history This shipmate stood the watch Many times he would cast an eye ashore and see his family standing there Needing his guidance and help Needing that hand to hold during those hard times But he still stood the watch He stood the watch for thirty one years He stood the watch so that we, our families and Our fellow countrymen could sleep soundly in safety, Each and every night Knowing that a sailor stood the watch Today we are here to say 'Shipmate... the watch stands relieved Relieved by those You have trained, guided, and led Shipmate you stand relieved.. we have the watch
Again .
People are askin me to rap . lol . I can free style pretty good even though i listen to more other stuff then i do rap . So i though about it . A lil . And ive been writting . I usually write dark lyrics . But hip hop lyrics are comming in bits but easy at the same time. The challenge is that how to write so i won't talk about what people is talk about like common or kayne . Also its kinda hard to rapp like im all hard core about shit people wouldn't let me do . So ican't rap about what my father did cause thats like so in the past . I can't rap about what i see others do . But i can rapp about what i don't like and what would do us all a favor though. What do you all think i should talk about ? Im not trying to do crnuk music. ( Well not yet )
I Feel Bad
I could've gone to the zoo with my sister and my parents yesterday but I was too tired to get up at be ready at 9:00am. So today I'm at work and they went to the zoo and had a great time. I feel like shizzle about not going. My sister's the whole reason I moved to Centreal California and I was just too lazy to get out of bed yesterday. I dont wanna be here at work today I just feel like sleeping all the time. I'm feel like such a loser today. I dont even have enough money for smokes and I'm almost out of gas too. What a butt pickle I am today. Shucks.
My Son Remembering 9-11 His Way
My Son Remembers 9-11 with an A in Woodshop!! E'town N.J. Remembers 9-11!!
Please Understand Me.
If I do not want what you want, please try not to tell me that my want is wrong. Or if I believe other than you, at least pause before you correct my view. Or if my emotion is less than yours, or more, given the same circumstances, try not to ask me to feel more strongly or weakly. Or yet if I act, or fail to act, in the manner of your design for action, let me be. I do not, for the moment at least, ask you to understand me. That will come only when you are willing to give up changing me into a copy of you. I may be your spouse, your parent, your offspring, your friend, or your colleague. If you will allow me any of my own wants, or emotions, or beliefs, or actions, then you open yourself, so that some day these ways of mine might not seem so wrong, and might finally appear to you as right -- for me. To put up with me is the first step to understanding me. Not that you embrace my ways as right for you, but that you are no longer irritated or disappointed with me
The Day Is Here...
Hiya friends...please help vote for me in the best cleavage contest...thanks for the help... Here is the link...
I Didn't Do Anything!!!!
I changed my status from "online" to "666 fans?!?!?!" and I got this comment from someone who I thought was my friend on my profile: he said: id be glad to trade fans....but i think i allready asked this b4 and was refused so... I said: I rated/FAN/added you for a contest. I fan everyone I rate. he said: didnt like having to do that now did ya...even though the rules of contest were written...still coulnt take having to do anything now could ya dont worry you wont be gettin pestered by me.... I said: wtf is ur problem with me? I have done NOTHING to you... holy shit! who pissed in ur cheerios?? I thought we was friends... damn, remember when I asked you to help me bomb for a contest?? you was all nicey nice to me then and now you just crawled out from under your rock and decided to start hating on me... Jesus on a flag pole! whatever I did... I'm fucking sorry! Right after that he blocked me. And now he refuses to tell me wtf I did to make him
Discovery Chanel
i think some differnt cultures in this world seem strange to us becase they are really stupid. i will be so fuckin glad to get my dvd player back
Vivid Imagination (lesbian Lust)
I have quite the vivid imagination when I masturbate. I love to imagine that I'm making out with a beautiful, dark-skinned woman. I like to imagine us making out, kissing, fondling each other's breasts, and then stroking each other's pussies. I'd start masturbating by gently rolling my middle finger over the outside of my panties, just until I felt my clit stiffen while my other hand gently circles my soft nipples through my shirt. I'd imagine my lover's hands all over my body, and then, suddenly gripping my wrists, her jasmine-scented, warm, smooth body on top of mine, her legs between mine, her tits pressing into mine. Her smooth brown muscles are hard, yet silky. I'd imagine feeling the cool metal of handcuffs sliding around my wrists and clicking shut. When I tried to squirm and sit up, I found my feet tied together, too, and her slipping a blindfold over my eyes. By this time, I've already unbuttoned my shirt, removed my bra, and am circling my hard nipples with
Why Men Think Alot And Women Talk Alot
-Ever wonder why men think alot, and women talk so much...? MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips. -The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile... -If you have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms to make a tire what would you call it? A fucking goodyear! -Sex is like playing spades. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. -What is the speed of sex? 68, cause at 69 you have to turn around.!! -Big Bad Wolf told Lil' Red Riding Hood "Lift your top so I can suck your tits." "No," she said while lifting her skirt, "eat me like the fucking book says!" -A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. The cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, "A wet pussy always makes a cock happy." - Girls have unique magic tricks--- they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.
Finally A Break !!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm sooooo excited to say that I finally got a break and am starting a new job on Monday..... I took the day off from work today to go a talk to an old co-worker of mine..... about a job ..... and what do you know.... he's asks if I wanna start on monday.... So we talk money..... I say one thing... he's says another.... I tell him I'll let him know later on in the day... he calls me on the way home and gives me more money than he was gonna give me before.... I actually got something I wanted for once... So I'm gonna quit my job tomorrow and take an extended weekend to start my "new job" on Monday... I have a very good feeling about this.... Its a small company with lots of room to grow...I can be the supervisor of my department in no time... and apparently the money is endless... So I'm excited because I'm gonna have something challenging (again), it's gonna be in the same state as I live in, I get paid more than I did and it's closer to home..... Yea for me !!!!!!!!
I'm Not Ignoring You!
Well, shit. I turned off my shoutbox several weeks ago now and a friend informed me that there is no notice to the sender that the messages are not being seen. The whole reason I turned it off is because I would often neglect to check it and so people thought they were being ignored when it just wasn't the case. I figured if I turned it off, that would solve the issue. I was wrong. So if you've tried to shout me and wondered why I never responded, now you know. I am not snubbing you! Well, most of you*. *wink* *I am kidding. No one is being snubbed. Not even you. ;c)
Lovers struggle, are still, frozen and relax. They sleep entwined, her head on his chest. She wakes first, but stays still. watching him sleep, hearing... his heartbeat So different from her own
With You
With you In that special place, So long I dreamed My hands around your face, Your arms that do embrace The tremble of my naked skin.. The both of us merging In whispering light, I'll tuck you away From all harms in the night.. I've traveled so far Through time and tide To beat in your heart, In your side, Lips collide.. A surging of souls In a blur of motion, To thunder the bells In the heaven Of our devotion.
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Finally Someone Has Cleared This Up
FINALLY SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP. For centuries, Hindu women have worn a spot on their foreheads. We have always naively thought that it had something to do with their religion. The true story has recently been revealed by the Indian Embassy in Washington , D.C. When these beautiful women get married, she brings with her, a dowry. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the spot to see if he has won either a convenience store, a gas tation, a donut shop or a motel in the United States
Grasping At Straws
Let me hold on to my guilt of my one night of absence and lust filled with you. It was beneath everything we were. Accept this last apology Desperately I scream my sorrow The words now sit in my throat, Till I no longer can breath So open it and spill the words In red letters to the floor For all the lonely desperate sad to read. Accept this last apology Desperately I grasp at straws.
Feeling Invisible
I have been just living the paswt 11 years in a small little world where I really don't exist. I merely just had sex which wasn't really loving and had 2 children and one miscarriage. I love my children very much but their father has many issues. ( he is an alcoholic)Trying to come out of it though. Tough going though. Right now my friends and family stand by me 110% whatever I choose to do. I am not saying I am perfect. Because I am far from it. I try to do the right things for the ones that I love, but it always seems like my best isnt good enough. They are always telling me that I need to look after myself too. You know I take care of myself just not mentally. My friends are trying very hard to boost my spirits so that I might try to find myself back and be the happy go lucky girl I once was. To my friends I am very grateful... Especially the ones who are really really close. I thank them for helping me in many more ways than one... Sometimes I feel like I am just a lo
Abortion..if Faint Please Dont Watch
i am pro choice.. but after i saw this It has really made me think
Fubar-oscope Chronicles - Vol 3
My FUBAR-oscope for 9/27: "Your love life deserves a bump -- and that's just what it's about to get! Your good energy makes it easy to please your partner, or find one, if you're currently single. Just be yourself and let the good times roll." Such fabulous news! A good bumping is just what the doctor ordered!!! Wish me luck. Sometimes the stars are just not enuff. I will keep you posted. Thanks for stopping by! :) T~Bear
Bama :d
My friend lilbamagirl is trying to level to Henchman. She is always helping others and never asking for anything in return. So please go show her some love and show her what friends are all about. LilBamaGirl
The Meaning Of Love (my Opinion)
Some people don't know what love is...and I have been asked by some friends here on fubar what I think love is so I am posting this blog to give you my opinion. Love is not something you can describe...rather it must be felt as something indescribable. You will not put words to how you feel but you will be able to express it with ease. that is about it. If you can describe Love then I suspect it aint love...only lust. Love carries along with it many undescribable things. You can't say, O I love her cuz she has big boobs and she makes me feel good and blah blah BLAH. You can't materialize love. I love her cuz she is compassionate and caring and she thinks of others and rarely of herself. All admirable qualities but still not love...that is only what attracted you to her. It is also materializing your love even tho its on a much deeper level which is getting there. I love her cuz...I dunno...I know I feel it and I don't know why but I love her with all my hea
Hi Bunny.I Miss you. It was I dont know but we were fucking hungry. "And maybe we could be like her for one nightshowering your skin in excess, your pointy heelsdigging into the plush.You should soak yourself into it,careful not to step your dainty toes into those faces,all alluring,and you bask into their vulgarity, in their satin ribbons,coiffed hair, powdered and soaked,your cheeks rouged and corsetedand maybe your not physically perfect,nor a great beauty that hides beneath those veils,Just A Pawn Amongst them To Unite their wits,Rather,just poetically exsquisite.."~ME~Maverick Called. I miss him so much. He called from the dainty Japanese convenient store across from his apartment...buying some green tea ice cream.Apparently R. has been acting quite different since his drinking episode.He claimed he saw spirits again.,Before he left for college, we were like little children again.Eating too much Asian food, testing my chinese at resturant the Great Wa
->GrASShoppe...: I dont think so can I call you asshat GrASShoppe...: can i be your kid and call you momma ->GrASShoppe...: lmao just my kid GrASShoppe...: thats good........i gotta tell you a secret.......for some reason i want to call you anyone on this site say that to you? ->GrASShoppe...: Im good GrASShoppe...: how r u doing this night ->GrASShoppe...: hello GrASShoppe...: hey
New Blog Ideas
wow i just checked my old blog & it was from turcky day man i need new ideas for my blogs lol
Huge Bewbs
FU-Bombers@ fubar This girl has enough bewbs for 3 women and she wants you to see them, click the link please and rate this pic for her and drop her a few dozen comments. She is in a contest and we need to support those big tata's of hers!! :P Please repost this bulletin for me. Here is the direct clickable link to her pic that needs love. If it wont let you in, you have to fan/rate/and add the host Thomas for the duration of the contest. You can remove it afterwards if you chose. It is up to you. But for the time being, please do that and help this girl and her huge boomba's. :P Thanks, PeggySue*treehugger*
Marcel Marceau Laid To Rest In Paris
PARIS - French mime Marcel Marceau was buried in a simple ceremony Wednesday, with the trademarks of his best-known character, Bip — a floppy top hat with a red flower — resting near his flag-draped coffin. Rabbi Rene-Samuel Sirat paid homage to Marceau, noting that he died on Yom Kippur, the holiest day of the Jewish calendar. A French Jew, Marceau escaped deportation to a Nazi death camp during World War II, unlike his father who died in Auschwitz. The top hat and red flower were placed on a stand next to the mime's coffin and later in front of his grave at the Pere Lachaise cemetery, where other giants of the arts also are buried. Marceau died Saturday at the age of 84 after a long illness. At Pere Lachaise, he joined a host of other famous performers and artists including composer Frederic Chopin, writer Oscar Wilde, painter Eugene Delacroix and rocker Jim Morrison. About 300 people attended the ceremony, some of them fans holding roses or carnations. The French tric
Looking For Patriotic Pics
Looking for any and all patriotic pics send me all you have Please.
No Title
Where do you put it? Where does it go? Why do you have it? No one knows. Do you really still need it? Have you not had it that long? Was it there in the first place? Or was it always gone? If something Goes awry? Does that mean that it should die? Is it some thing you didn't want again? Or some thing you never want to end? Cant decide what to do with it? Or are you thinking piece of shit? Is it something cherished to never be lost? Or is the trashed where it gets tossed?
I Can Read Your Mind
Dont think sorrys easily said Dont try turning tables instead Youve taken lots of chances before But Im not gonna give anymore Dont ask me Thats how it goes Cause part of me knows what youre thinkin Dont say words youre gonna regret Dont let the fire rush to your head Ive heard the accusation before And I aint gonna take any more Believe me The sun in your eyes Made some of the lies worth believing Dont leave false illusions behind Dont cry cause I aint chnaging my mind So find another fool like before Cause I aint gonna live anymore believing Some of the lies while all of the signs are deceiving
Alien Song
Well, some of ya'll know that I moved and I'm lookin' for a job and all. I have so much shit runnin' through my head, I don't know where to start. All I know is that It's really buggin' me. Some of the oddest things have be on my mind too. My x is on my mind, I haven't talked to here in 2 years. I don't know. All, I wanna say, is, if ya'll could, just bare with me, I'll pull through, I just don't know when. I just gotta get stuff figured out. Well, I'm gonna go to bed and try to get rid of this memory of mine. Redneck
Ok ~~~~~ Was Dared To Send This Out!! So Here Goes!!
IF I WAS IN YOUR BED? > > > If you woke up one morning and saw me in your bed what would u do? > > 1) Go back to sleep > 2) Slap me > 3) Cuss me out > 4) Push me off the bed > 5) Just tell me to leave > 6) Climb on top of me and cuddle > 7) Fuck me > 8) Make me breakfast > 9) Ask me my name > 10) Call the cops > > > lol Repost with the title IF I WAS IN YOUR BED!!!!! and see how many people want you in their might be surprised by the answers you get back make sure you repost this. >
My Birthday
Thank you everybody for the birthday wishes, gifts and general lovin. I really appreciate all your kindness. I had a fairly quiet day. I didn't tell my clients it was my day, nor did I tell any of the usuals who I see on my way to or from work. I appreciated the quiet I had. My best budds send me msn's and or facebook comments, and I left a message saying I wanted quiet today so my mom left me alone. I called her today and she gave me a belated howdy doo. All in all its what I wanted. I have a friend who insists to make me a lasagna and cheesecake dinner on Sunday so that'll be nice.
I posted one NSFW post accidentally not knowing it would be considered that. I can't post any more mumms. Is this forever?
Will This Be Seen?
does anyone read blogs? let me know
Scene Kids ?!?!
Just some random thoughts ..... Current mood: awake Okay so i'm talking to a friend of mine in washington state and he tells me he wrote this chic and commented on her gothic or emo type style , well she freaks out on him and says shes part of the new glam scene!! .. Okay lets get a few things straight ..first Glam is from back in the late 60s , 70's and early 80's think of .... David Bowie as an example ! .. Okay second does it really matter ? What i find completely mind boggeling is that i have children who are being exposed to this and they hear people call me everything from a punk chic to a rocker chic to gothic and so on AND none of them identify with a certain group or subculture , i do have a teenager and she says , mom i'm just me ! one day shes dressed in all black , the next shes all bubbly and chipper blah blah , anyway enough of that rant ! So my thing is this , why do these "scene kids/and not so much kids" have to label themselves ? Why do they have to be cons
When Crap Hits It Hits Hard...
my dad died of lung cancer in october of last year. he left me the house we lived in at the time and an other funds which made it possible to purchase a nicer and larger house.. because the house he left to me was his, i chose to keep it instead of selling it.. well tonight i get a phone call that a ford bronco had rolled down the hill from across the street and smashed into the side of my house. from the outside of the house the damage looked mimimal so i wasnt all that upset.. but when i walked into the house i thought i was actually going to die. the supporting walls had caved in and the ceiling was bowed upward in places and large cracks in others. the dining room wall was demolished.. the worst part is that the foundation is damaged almost beyond repair. the kitchen sink, and cabinets had litterally been torn off the walls. i called a contractor friend of mine to come out and look at it even though it was 12 at night. i could tell by the way he just kept shaking his head that i
Help My New Friend Outt Plzz
Yes Please
Embrace the love while you can sometimes forever isn't always the plan. Do not regret what makes you smile 'cause it may not last but just for a little while. It can be kind or can be mean sometimes it's not what it seems. So if you can hold love tight remember to try it's worth the fight.
Shit =d
This story was told to me in Swedish but I'll try to trancelate =) On the airplane to a vacationtrip the captain left his ordinary message to the passangers: - This is captain Bengtsson speaking, time is now 11.00 local time on Grand Canary and we will arrive at 13.45 local time. It's clogfree etc etc. Me and my crew wish you all a pleasent holiday, and he ends the conversaition without closing the mic he forgets to. -Have you the autopilote on Grand Canary Lennart? -Yep it's on says second pilote - Good, I'm just going to shit and then I will bring Monica here and fuck her real hard, she never deny that. All passangeres and staff on the plane can hear this conversation. One of the flightstaff girls begins to run to warn the captains about the mic but she stumbles and fall flat on the floor and a Gentleman leans over her and say to her - Take it easy, he just have to shit first OMG lol smile
Desire standing in time wearing a Black leather corset tingling with anticipation not a sound to be heard black knee high boots riding gloves on both hands leather straps on the wrist behind the back standing still, waiting for desire to be fulfilled the blind fold makes things so exciting a touch from behind so gently and sweet a pinch wow harder , a lick and kiss and a nibble and pinch tingles all over a smack on the bottom feel the heat again and again a rub and a kiss a finger gently inserted in the mouth the desire is building wet finger on the body rubbing my sex parts a aggressive squeeze harder and harder the passion is growing feel the throbbing for within oh the heat is building on the bottom a smack ,,,harder and harder hand touches the body all the sex parts wanting to , needing to, so love to have to hold needing to feel knowing i have all i need right here with you The love is forever trust and desire grows with every move wow the pa
For Daniel
This is a personal dedication for my awesome friend Daniel.. he kicks ass.. just like Iron Maiden .. Hugs to you sweetie!!!
Help With Cleavage Contest:)
»†HøĦ姫@ fubar I am in my first contest on Fubar need help to win this contest.The link above is the gentleman who is running the contest you must friend him and rate him to comment on my pic.Please read his rules for the contest when you get to his page.Need lots of comment bombs..PLEASE!Thanks in advance to everyone that helps..This contest will run for 7 days:)Thanks..I luv all my Fubar friends..much love to everyone..Tammy
I woke up feeling much better today. I think it has to do with all of those Tylenol thingies I've been taking. Then when I thought about it, I know why I feel so much better today.... Because I get to see ...
Well its Thursday! Almost the weekend! Just wanted to wish everyone a good morning..:) The contest is going good so far, with absolutely no drama! Thank you all, and here you go..:) Touch the Darkness @
Can You Handle This??
Sexiest Friends!!!!
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Hahahaha! Lame!
One of the guys that works the floor just came in and wandered over to give me a hug and a kiss on the head like he does every morning. Today he goes, "Hey Sexy Mommy." LOL. Lamest thing I ever heard but it made me giggle. Not much has today.
Series 1, Buffalo
If you talk to the animals they will talk with you and you will know each other. If you do not talk to them you will not know them, and what you do not know you will fear. What one fears one destroys. Chief Dan George The Buffalo (ya'-n'-s-si' or yansi) The buffalo or bison is considered by many tribes to be a symbol of adundance for it was the meat of the buffalo that fed the people, the hides that provided clothing and shelter, the bones and sinew provided tools of survival. In the Legend of the Sacred Pipe, the White Buffalo Calf Woman gave the Sacred Pipe to the Sioux as a caretaker for the Red Nation. This pipe held the power of the Great Spirit. She brought the people a message of peace and said that they would have good hunting and turn into a great nation. The appearance of a white buffalo is a sign that prayers have been heard, and signals a time of abundance plenty. "Buffalo Medicine" means to bring a special honor, or appreci
The Full Ride..........
We drove to his apartment and got comfortable on his couch. He kissed me as my hand brushed the bulge in his pants. He responded by moving his hand under my blouse and pushed me back on the couch. He unbuttoned my blouse and his tongue moved purposefully over my breasts, teasing the nipples, nibbling on them. His mouth moved to my ear and he whispered what he wanted. I slid to the floor in front of him while he pulled off his pants. I peeled his shorts off of him to reveal his hard cock while he pinched my nipples. My mouth moved towards him and he leaned back against the cushions as I licked the precum from the tip. I love to watch he said. My mouth was full so I didn’t respond. Slowly I took him in, nursing on his cock. His hips moved, pushing his cock at me. I nibbled him slightly and he moaned from the sensation. My mouth closed around him as I moved my tongue around to explore him. I could feel every vein, every curve of him. My eyes were closed; I drew back to feel him slid
The American Indian,spiritual
Native American Prayer Oh Great Spirit, whose voice I hear in the winds, and whose breath gives life to all the world - hear me. I come before you, one of your children. I am small and weak. I need your strength and wisdom. Let me walk in beauty and make my eyes ever behold the red and purple sunset. Make my hands respect the things you have made, my ears sharp to hear your voice. Make me wise, so that I may know the things you have taught my people, the lesson you have hidden in every leaf and rock. I seek strength not to be superior to my brothers, but to be able to fight my greatest enemy, *MYSELF*. Make me ever ready to come to you, with clean hands and straight eyes, so when life fades as a fading sunset, my spirit may come you without shame. Yellow Hawk, Sioux Chief Indian people were part of a great civilization. The Indian nation had a society that was strict and well organized. Each tribe had it's own language and culture. Each tribe had its own traditional technol
Native American Poetry
Native American Poetry The Last Warrier By W. J. Bruce High on bleak, stony rag, Unmoving, he sits astride His ragged coated pony. Only telltale frozen breaths, Separate them from The still, winter black boles Of ancient leafless trees. The pony, blown and lame, Stands with lowered head, Ears flattened to the sound Of a distant wolf pack. The man on his back, All weapons lost, Ignores the trickling blood From savage wounds, Mingling his war paint. Eyes burning fiercely He strains to find The sign he seeks: Behind, the sound of enemy Draws ever closer. At last, faith rewarded, He sees far below In the deep valley, Arriving at the edge Of the fast flowing river, The great she bear With two gamboling cubs: To fish the racing salmon, Drawn relentlessly toward Their age-old spawning ground. Silently, the wounded brave Offers his final prayer To the eternal clan bear; Totem and guardian Of his battle slain tribe. The enemy, exultant, Are alm
Boycott Citgo
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Words Of Wisdom
Words Of Wisdom Just Looking For Some Peace So live your life so the fear of death can never enter your heart. Trouble no one about their religion; respect others in their views, and demand that they respect yours. Love your life, perfect your life, beautify all things in your life. Seek to make your life long and of service to your people. Prepare a noble death song for the day when you go over the great divide. Always give a word or sign of salute when meeting or passing a stranger if in a lonely place. Show respect to all people, but grovel to none. When you arise in the morning, give thanks for the light, for your life and strength. Give thanks for your food and for the joy of living. If you see no reason for giving thanks, the fault lies in yourself. Touch not the poisonous firewater that makes wise ones turn to fools and robs them of their visions. When your time comes to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with fear of death, so that when their time co
Rip My Beautiful Friend From Norway
I have played online first person shooter games for about 8 years now. And the one I have played for about 5 years now is called Raven Shield. This game has let me meet people from all over the world, including my friend Bamse. I found out today that he passed away sometime last week. I got him to join the site, because I kept teasing him that I had nudes lol... Anyhow I want to say to you Bamse you will be missed by all of us at CWAR whom have had the pleasure to hear you sing your norwegian songs. You will forever be a part of my heart. Love and miss you.
Goths Twiztid Reality....
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Chicago "if You Leave Me Now"
Styx "babe"
My New Friend
My buddy signed up last night and for no reason at all other than the fact that he knew i wanted it he bought me a VIP so I figure the absolute least I can do is show him some love and I'd appreciate it if you did too! Dude that likes music@ fubar
Christopher Cross "sailing"
well, i am in a state of total confusion of where i need to be. i know what i want... just the fastest way to get to my goal is whats complicated.... i know i want to end up back in il sometime soon. but right now my only options are reno and venice fl.... it sucks because i feel like my entire life is spread out all over, but all i want is to have my life together in one location. right now i feel like i will just be broken up everywhere because the forces around me. i feel like every force that could be against me, is completely out to get me. maybe im just paranoid, but i just dont know. i think i am going to go back to florida and get things straight in my head once again... after my mind is set, i will be ready to venture back to il where i know i can be truely happy. i hate feeling so torn. i wish someone could understand.
The Bug!
The Bug A man and a woman were driving down the road and arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reaches over and slices the mans penis off. Angrily, she tosses it out the car window. Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9 year old daughter. The little girl is just chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacks the pickup on the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off. Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?" Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey." The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes she says.....Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"
The Pastor
There was a Pastor whose wife was expecting a baby so he went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the Pastor's family expanded, so would his paycheck. After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the Pastor's salary. There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church. Finally, the Pastor stood up and spoke to the crowd, "Children are a gift from God," he said. Silence fell on the congregation. In the back of the room, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers." And the congregation said, "Amen
welllll im on the dreaded laptop again ....sooooo happy thurday bitches :P
Attention All Perverts!!!
Offshoring Of Tech Jobs
Ok everyone... this is my first ever blog, and I think I screwed up a few things figuring this out. Anyway, here I go ... It's after noon now and I really needed to be asleep 3 hours ago. There is an email that is supposed to be coming out at work today announcing some bad newws regarding some offshoring of (a currentlly unknown percentage) our current accounts. I won't go into detail as it is really not your problem, and I'm not asking for advice. I just feel the need to send some well wishes out to a few people that believe they will be effected by it. So, if it please my lady on this morn of the full moon, I ask you to watch over those in my thoughts today. And I'll keep my fingers crossed as well, just in case :) Good luck everyone!
Dirty Girl
Savage Chickens Re Good & Evil -- Your Thoughts???
Sky's Song
Sky's Song My home is at W.O.L.F., yet it should not be. I'm cared for and loved here, but long to be free. The humans who made me not knowing what they do did not understand me or what I'm inclined to do. My spirit is wild, not to be contained, to run free, to play free to live my life naturally. Copyright ©1999 Lisa Ritter
Budweiser Commercial
I know that the 9/11 anniversary has already passed us by but I came across this in my email and I felt I had to share it. Its also in my stash but I felt the need to post it in my blog too. Anyway Enjoy and as always any comments are welcome...have a great day!
NORMAL FRIENDS: Never ask for FAYGO. JUGGALO FRIENDS: are the reason you have no FAYGO. NORMAL FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. JUGGALO FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. NORMAL FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. JUGGALO FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!" NORMAL FRIENDS: never seen you cry. JUGGALO FRIENDS: cry with you. NORMAL FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. JUGGALO FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours. NORMAL FRIENDS: know a few things about you. JUGGALO FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. NOMAL FRIENDS:ASK WHAT A FAYGO SHOWER IS ... JUGGALO FRIENDS:SAY "WHAT TIME AND WHERE?IM FUCKIN AMPED NOW!!!" NORMAL FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. JUGGALO FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. NORMAL FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. JUGGALO FRIENDS: Walk
Rip/ Don't Rip Pics
Okay....I've got my knickers in a knot!.... kinda like it... :p hehehehe but anyway Back to the blogging here... Pics: Rip/don't Rip I have come across so many albums with the threat tagged to it: Don't Rip, Please Don't Rip....including threats: Rip and you will be Blocked, Banned ....Flogged...beaten, tortured....yada yada yada! WTF?! If you are talking about personal pics that are of your family, friends, you, or something else so totally yours and personal then by ALL means make the stake on em...Click that little box in your albums options that blocks all rips and be done with it! But a normal regular graphics pic that you did NOT make yourself? WTF?! Like you were the only one who found it? Hehehehehe most likely ....NOT! I am a huge collector myself...finding great stuff all over the net and elsewhere...and NOT from you! And if I do happen to come across something you have..that is original or I have never seen before....I'll ask permission and even wait
Does This Fit Me?????????
R*has a nice but O*has one of the best personalities ever N*easy to fall in love with D*makes dating fun A*Hottttttttttttttttttt! Send me a message and tell me if this fits me plz =]]]] A:Hottttttttttttttttttt! B: Amazing kisser C: good kisser D: makes dating fun. E: can be funny and dumb at the same time F: loves people G: beautiful eyes H:fickin hott!! I: loves to laugh and smile J: is really sweet K: crazyy L: very good kisser M:can kick your butt N: easy to fall in love with O: has one of the best personalities ever P: popular with all types of people Q: a animal lover R:has a nice butt S:makes people laugh T: Smile to die for U: is very sexual V :not jugemental W: very broad minded X: never let people tell you what to do Y: beautiful inside and out Z: loved by everyone REPOST WITH: Does your name fit you???s
A Popular Hoax These Days...
"Once more I have been forced to read one of those wetware viruses where the code and method of transmission is run on human brains using say email or IM. Courtney: If someone by the name of Ashley Marc James wants to add you to their list dont accept it. Its a virus. Tell everyone on your list because if somebody on your list adds them you will get it too. It is a hard drive killer and a very horrible virus. Please pass this on to everyone on your list. We need to find out who is using this accounts. Sorry for the inconvenience. Right click on your group name of your buddy list and click Send Message to all. Copy and paste it. (I'd love to know who this Courtney is). A quick search would already show that this information is fake. But that's the subtlety of the con trick. The call to action orders you to tell every one you know. What is strange is the number of people that obey such an order. No wonder a call to action after an advert gets such a good response.
Oceans Apart, Miles Away
Oceans apart miles in between, it hurts that i cant reach out to you when the skies are dark. It breaks my heart that i cant give you a hug or wipe your tears away. It makes me sad that i am here and you are there. Oceans apart miles in between, my tears are falling, the pain is tearing me apart inside. oceans apart miles in between, wish i were there. I see your face and i close my eyes trying to take in as many memories as i can, seeing the beauty that you have brought into my life just by being you. For being here when i need you. for being the caring person you are. you mean so much to me. I love you with all my heart, oceans apart miles away I wish you were here, oceans apart miles away i wish upon a star i wish that all your wishes come true. i wish that someday we will meet face to face, heart to heart. with arms reaching out for that hug. i wish for all your dreams to come true. I wish for you love and happiness. Oceans apart miles away. I love
New Programs..making You Nuts?
Hey..have I got a little GEM for you! You know when you have to up grade to a new program, and the new one sucks, and you wished you knew where and how to get your old one back, and have your PC smiling again.. Well here's that an archive of old versions of various programs. click it and make it a favorite... peace...greggace
Add Your's :)
Pick your birthday month and read it, then repost with whatever you are. JANUARY = SLUT Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt
Epiphany (4th Episode)
Top Ten
My Toy
She sighs as the leather bites her skin, Bound too tight for her to enjoy. She would cry save for the gag Which keeps her screams to a whimper. She knows she enjoys these nocturnal games Played on sheets of satin and silk. So smooth and soft a stage of passion For rituals of sexual torture. Waves of passion ride her spine, And she sweats out of ecstasy. This is where her fantasies lie As she lies alone in bed. And still she struggles against the bonds Given by her captor. The pain is to much for her to bear. If only diluted with pleasure. The chains entwined about her body Twist and pinch at her skin, And hold her aloft the ground, Helpless, Weightless, made to endure. A pleasure toy filled with perversion For one only as perverse as herself. Careless, Unmoving, Morbidly turned on By the tears rolling away from her eyes.
I Thought This Was Hilarious
Omg!!! She So Rocks Out Loud!!!
My sis so rocks! Persia bought me a VIP for her birthday. Who else would buy someone else a present for their own birthday? OK now I have a month worth of 11s to hand out. Who wants some? Anyone want to be in my Fam-bul-ly?
I Want Your Number
i want your number... Body: I Don't care who you are, I want your number. Name: Number: Best time to call: Text messaging (yes or no): Phone service: I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get. If you don't, you will get bad luck for 7 years =] Repost as: "I want your number" (repost of original by '~¢¾Lady Sunmaid¢¾~¢¾True Southern Sweetheart¢¾~' on '2007-09-26 14:55:42') (repost of original by 'bgame63' on '2007-09-26 15:29:06')
It Is So True.........
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know - it never happened) 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
You Know You Want To Look
Dominates Creed
Above all else he cherishes his submissive, in the knowledge that the gift she gives him is the greatest of all. He is demanding and takes full advantage of the power given to him, but knows how to share the pleasure that comes from that precious gift. He is in control of himself first and foremost, so that he may control others. As a stern and demanding Dominant, he can cause his sub to cry real tears. As the consummate lover, he will then kiss the tears away, without ever stepping out of character. In times of trouble, a Dominant will leave the roles behind, to be a supportive friend and partner, never forgetting that this is still a loving relationship between two caring individuals. He is quick to understand the differences between fantasy and reality. He would never ask a submissive to put him before her career, or family, just to satisfy his own pleasure. To win his submissive's mind, body and soul, he knows he must first win her trust. He will show his submissiv
You Are Everything To Someone
Right now at this very minute----------- someone is very proud of you someone is thinking of you someone cares about you someone misses you someone wants to talk to you someone wants to be with you someone hopes you aren't in trouble someone is thankful for the support you have provided someone wants to hold your hand someone hopes everything turns out all right someone wants you to be happy someone wants you to find them someone is celebrating your successes someone wants to give you a gift someone think you ARE a gift someone hopes you are not too cold, or too hot someone wants to hug you someone loves you someone wants to lavish you with small gifts someone admires your strength someone is thinking of you and smiling someone wants to be your shoulder to cry on someone wants to go out with you and have a lot of fun someone thinks the world of you someone wants to protect you someone
Please Help Me Prove This Isnt This Girls Real Pics this is her link let me know what you think please help
A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken
Skin Transplant
A newly married Irish couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft the skin from her body, so the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor found suitable would have to come from his rear end. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honour their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty! One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you." "My darling," he replied," th
Alabama And Stuff
I have decided that eventually, I WILL have to move somewhere. Because this state cannot handle someone of my magnitudenal masses. I am the huge awesome. That's right. There is not enough to keep me occupied here. Neigh. Or Nay. Aye. One of these days, I'm packing all my crap up, and I'm moving. In reality, it's not that bad here. I just need some sort of change in scenery. I suppose it is a curse, brought upon by the Virgo Lords of the sign of the Fist of the North Star. Heh. Not really, I don't believe in the signs. Hey. Oh Snap. Diablo's lost it. You know, I've been doing a lot of reading at night about the Universe. Black Holes are an interesting phenomenon. I am not talking about Oprah Winfrey here either folks. I'm talking about those massive things floating in space that eat everything. The largest black hole known is approximately 12.7 billion light years away. How's that for a road trip? It's mass is estimated to equal that of 1 BILLION solar masses. That's co
Paralyzer I hold on so nervously To me and my drink I wish it was cooling me But so far has not been good It’s been shitty And I feel awkward as I should This club has got to be The most pretentious thing Since I thought you and me Well I am imagining A dark lit place For your place on my place Well I’m not paralyzed But I seem to be struck by you I wanna make you move Because you’re standing still If your body matches What your eyes can do You’ll probably move right through Me on my way to you I hold out for one more drink Before I think I’m looking too desperately But so far has not been fun I should just stay home If one thing really means one This club will hopefully Be closed in three weeks That would be cool with me Well I’m still imagining A dark lit place For your place on my place Well I'm not paralyzed But I seem to be struck by you I wanna make you move Because you’re standing still If your body
Bad Manners On The Internet
Why do some people think that just because you are online that you can just “lose” your manners? I mean you never treat or say some of the things when you are talking to someone in a public place! Word of advice: If you say you are one way on the internet…you better damn deliver it when/if you meet that person in the “real world” I love Karma. It is a beautiful word.
As the long planned New World Order is slowly being put into out everyday lives, we will see more and more of what is still to come. More and more we see on the news how we the people are being stripped of our rights and treated like nothing more then animals and terrorists in our own neighbourhoods. Just take a look at this video. What if pretty soon we wont be able to drive down ours strees coming home from work without checkpoints and showing our "papers" When is it ever gonna end if we dont take a stand and say no more... From Alex Jones - 911, The road to tyranny. From Alex Jones - 911, The road to tyranny.
Baby, I know we are miles and miles away from one another, but I always believed that as long as our souls are connected to each other, the flame of our love will burn forever. Only souls can resist death, our physical connection is meaningless
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Friendship is like the breeze, You can't hold it, Smell it, Taste it, Or know when it's coming, But you can always feel it, And you'll always know it's there, It may come and then go, But you can know it'll always be back.
Physical Therapy Sucks My Ass Bone Dry
Now explain this to me. You fall because your teeny tiny feet can’t support your huge, enormous frame and you sprain your ankle. It gets almost totally better, but you figure, hey I’ll go to physical therapy and fix it all up, and when you go, they put you in so much agony you wish you’d have cracked your head on an end table when you fell and died. Come on now. Its an ankle. Ankle therapy. Why does my arm hurt? What did the Physical Therapist do to me to make my arm hurt? Why do my knees ache? All I did was do circles with my foot, is that really a burdon on my knees? How about my shoulders? I’ve been carrying around these huge ass tits for years and suddenly ankle therapy is making my shoulders hurt? I’ve had a headache since therapy started. Am I really thinking that much when I point and flex my foot? What the fuck, can someone please explain this to me? Pretty Please?
My Current Feelings...
Hello, Is there anybody in there Just nod if you can hear me Is there anyone at home Come on now I hear you're feeling down I can ease your pain And get you on your feet again Relax I'll need some information first Just the basic facts Can you show me where it hurts There is no pain, you are receding A distant ship smoke on the horizon You are coming through in waves Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying When I was a child I had a fever My hands felt just like two balloons Now I've got that feeling once again I can't explain, you would not understand This is not how I am I have become comfortably numb O.K. Just a little pin prick There'll be no more aaaaaaaah! But you may feel a little sick Can you stand up? I do believe it's working, good That'll keep you going through the show Come on it's time to go. There is no pain you are receding A distant ship smoke on the horizon You are only coming through in w
If You Can't Accept Me!!!!!!
This Is All I Ask!!!!!!!
Have ?
Have you ever wondered, how bees take nectar and make it into honey, How trees are made into paper, and paper into money. How your body makes you sneeze, And how we can feel, but can't see a breeze. How the sun is so far away, yet we feel the heat, How we can be so full and in a short while we need to eat. How our brains function, and we just get up and walk, How are tongue is what allows us to talk. How a little bird knows how to fly when it leaves the nest, How our bodies are so active, and suddenly we need to rest. How we lay down at night, and put ourselves to sleep, How dreams are allowed in our minds to creep. How part of the brain says sleep, go on out, How the other part of the brain tells our organs to move about. How our emotions are stirred and we can cry, How we suddenly become happy and the tears are dried. How we seem to be 'oh so fine,' And instantly we can be half out of our mind. How one day you have a friend, and one day you don't, How sometimes peo
Wedding Speech
Excuse me ladies and gentlemen, if I could have your attention please! I’m Matt Padilla, Rich’s best man, best friend, and brother! First I’d like to thank Greg and Patty, and Tony and Liz for the beautiful wedding and reception, and for everyone attending this joyous day! I’d like to take a few moments to say a few words about our bride and groom. I grew up really close to Rich. I’ve seen first hand how he puts his heart and soul into all that he does throughout life. Rich was telling me about the first time Larisa and he met. I guess they really hit it off great that night, because one of Rich’s friend’s said, “Man your done! Your off the market, I’m calling it right now!“ I can already tell how much Larisa means to Rich, he has already told me so much about her, like how her laugh makes him melt! And in the short amount of time that I’ve been able to meet Larisa in person I can see how much Rich means to Larisa. It’s a beautiful thing when you can see tr
Life 2
Life is an ebb and flow of constant changes. Starting from the existence of a tiny seed Blooming with hopeful life, To the springing forth of a being so full of future promise. Who continually changes throughout the ever flowing paths of life's ups and downs! Changing constantly in form and status While experiencing awakenings, frustrations, sadnesses, and a gamut of feelings, Related to disappointments, untimely occurrences, unwanted occurrence's,and exciting occurrences, Often rarely prepared for the changes to come. Dealing with the making of new adjustments, While letting go of the familiarity and comfort of the past. Knowing that what was so secure yesterday was just a fleeting moment in time. As we go through life continuing to make adjustments related to life's happenings, Seeking to find that inner peace and happiness, trying to adjust to each step of life's never ending changes!
Dedicated To Every Woman Who Had, Is, And Will Suffer From Breast Cancer.
Pink Ribbons Of Hope. When times get tough, And life seems rough, Don't you ever think you were born to die, But know that you were born to survive, Don't give up, Because you haven't been defeated until you stop trying, And it doesn't matter how many times you fall, But how many times you get back up. God gives every woman that special strength inside. To survive, And to get on with life. To My Mum and all the Mums of the World. James AKA Lonewolf
Breast Cancer!
Pink Ribbons Of Hope. When times get tough, And life seems rough, Don't you ever think you were born to die, But know that you were born to survive, Don't give up, Because you haven't been defeated until you stop trying, And it doesn't matter how many times you fall, But how many times you get back up. God gives every woman that special strength inside. To survive, And to get on with life. To My Mum and all the Mums of the World. James AKA Lonewolf Thank you LoneWolf: Lost My Momma To Battle 08-25-2004! Please pass on his Poem!!!
Ode To A Fisherperson
Fishin' in the ocean Fishin' in a stream All the same to me I'm Fishin' with a dream Dream of Fishin' early Dream of Fishin' late Dream of some so big They fill my dinner plate Fishin' with a fly Fishin' with a worm It just makes sense to me My loyalty is firm Standin' in the river Waders to my hip Fish swim all around me Try to hook a lip Fishin' through the ice Lookin' down the holes Settin' all my tip-ups Jiggin' with my poles Fishin' off the dock Sunlight in my eye Castin' long and deep Good as any guide Fishin' for my lunch Fishin' for my fun Fry me up a piece And slap it on a bun!!!
This Will Give You Chills
Read down to the very bottom highlighted in green, IT'LL GIVE YOU GOOSE-BUMPS!!! You don't want to miss this! ((*_*) ) VERY INTERESTING- 1. The Garden of Eden was in Iraq 2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq, was the cradle of civilization! 3. Noah built the ark in Iraq 4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq 5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq ! 6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in Iraq ! 7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq 8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq 9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of Israel 10. Amos cried out in Iraq ! 11 Babylon , which is in Iraq , destroyed Jerusalem 12. Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq ! 13. The three Hebrew children
The kow is supposed to be there for you when enter a contest and this was my first one me and my sister alyssas momma had entered and he has shown soo much attitude towards my family that i no longer want to be apart of KOW thanks
This Is Chilling
Read down to the very bottom highlighted in green, IT'LL GIVE YOU GOOSE-BUMPS!!! You don't want to miss this! ((*_*) ) VERY INTERESTING- 1. The Garden of Eden was in Iraq 2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq, was the cradle of civilization! 3. Noah built the ark in Iraq 4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq 5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq ! 6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in Iraq ! 7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq 8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq 9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of Israel 10. Amos cried out in Iraq ! 11 Babylon , which is in Iraq , destroyed Jerusalem 12. Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq ! 13. The three Hebrew children were in the fire in Iraq (Jesus had been in Iraq also as the fourth person in the Fiery Furnace!) 14. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon saw the 'writing on the wall' in Iraq 15. Nebuchadnezzar, King of Babylon, carried the Jews captive
My Hubby
My husband ist man who does his best to provide for his family, He works his a** off without taking vacations or sick days.He feels he is still not doing enough for us.He isg people telling him to get a life but he can't because he is always working for us. I can't work because i have a very bad back from a job i had.I would love to help out but can't.I people to know he is a very hard working wonderful man doing thst he can.So don't put him down for asking a simple question on a mumm.People who put him down or make fun of him with our pet are just idiots with no heart.I love you baby and want all to know it!!
Forever By His Side.
He is so handsome to me in more ways than you can see, He is always on my mind, it is obvious that he is the world to me. From his intelluctual conversation to his your amazing smile I don't know how else to say it, you make me want to be a better person. You can think that I am crazy, and you can think that I am a fool, But everytime that I am with him, I fall deeper and deeper in love with him. Since the day I set eyes on him, he is all that I have been thinking of, All he has to do is take my hand, and I will give yhim everlasting love. I do not know how to explain it, I feel I'm losing my mind, A man as wonderful as he, is very hard to find. He means a lot to me, he is very special in his own way, He makes me feel good inside, and he lights up my day. In all past relationships all they did was give mepain and harm, but he promise as long as I am with him ,He will never do you wrong. There is nothing more than I would rather do, than taking the time, and spending
Poem From Paul
I want to thank you Paul.. I loved it :)
I Realize
Today I’ve realized how I truly felt about you. When we first talked to each other I recognized in an instant a want, a need to know you more. When I first looked at you I saw your inner beauty and warmth immediately. I sensed your strength at once even though you keep it hidden most times. Through your sly little smile you exhibit a sensual and sexual nature that you are prone to unleash on your most favorite loved one. You show an unbridled passion that burns on your soul, yet an innocent demeanor is your preferred projection. The nights we have encounter one another are always magical and doomed. Every second we were together was a treasure I cherish, yet every minute that you and I are together I know our precious time was ending that much sooner. Every night that I have wandered to my home I dreaded every single step but drew comfort in knowing that the sooner I got home the faster I can return to you. Every time I think of you I smile, every time I hear
Forever 'till The End,your My Best Friend
If we ever seperate, It'll have to be certain fate. No matter what,your my best friend, As the chant goes'Forever to the end'. You are my very best friend... When we fight, I fight tears. Not to mention my fears of losing you, We may grow apart, And drift away, But I will always remember you as my best friend forever. Always, Like the chant goes, Forever 'till the end, You'll always be my best friend
They sparkle in the night. They're magical in the twilight. They live everywhere. You can here them humming a tune if you listen closely. They are mischievous and love to play tricks. They help take care of Mother Nature. Fairies are beautiful creatures. They are mysterious in many ways. They dance on the wind and stop to smell the roses. I think fairies are the most beautiful creatures I have ever seen.
Only You Know
Look, Feel, Think, Return, Find again yourself, Think, Feel, Look, Imagine how things become, Remember, Friends, Family, Those who care.
i'm tired, almost 1:30am here visited my cousin fabienne and my uncle and aunt they are great as always
I know life's been hard on you I see the pain it's put you through The tears you hide, no one has a clue Your skies are Grey but you color them blue Through the darkness there shines a light Burning on, shining bright Through the tears your beautiful smile "It's only for a little while" You have hope, refuse despair Temptations arise, refuse Satan's lair In your heart you know God's there Your life was short, a life now gone Your spirit and voice are like a song Guiding, whispering gently to me A candle of hope you'll always be
15 mins till smallville omg i cant stand it lol
From...metal Baby 9-27-07
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A Legend Remembered...
Clifford Lee Burton (February 10, 1962 – September 27, 1986) was a bass guitarist best known for his work with the thrash/heavy metal band Metallica from 1982-86.Burton's early influence was essential in creating the unique musical style for which Metallica became famous. Burton joined the band in 1982 and performed on their debut album, Kill 'Em All (the title of which came from him), which was composed of songs that had been written prior to Burton's arrival. Burton's influence was heavier on the follow-up, Ride the Lightning, which showcased the band's evolving compositional technique. Burton's final album with Metallica, Master of Puppets, was a critical and commercial success. Burton was killed in 1986 when their bus crashed in Sweden while the band was on tour promoting Master of Puppets.
That Crave
A kiss cannot qualify, cannot satisfy Not for that which I crave A touch, too little, too brittle Not enough for all that I desire I want caresses, obsesses Your skin on my skin Your mouth on my mouth Your voice moaning my name Bite, pull, scratch, suck Beg me for more, I need it too Beg me for me, I need you Let the night and the sheets and the closed doors Cloak our passion from prying eyes I yearn to be that lover that you yield to The extravagance you live for Let your infatuation control you As only I can.
Just A Thank You
To all who took the time to read these poems. I will Post more after I rest me mind. Thank you all once again and Please feel free to Share them.
Another One Of Maryjane Work
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Redneck Survey
1. Have you ever gone mudding? OF COURSE! 2. Have you ever lived on a dirt or gravel road? YEP 3. Ever been swimming in a lake or river? YEP 4. Ever been to a bonfire party? OH YEAH!!! 5. Have you ever driven a tractor? driven one and also ridden on one 6. Have you ever been on a horse? YEP 7. Chevy or Ford or Dodge? Ford 8. Kissed someone in a pick up? YEP 9. What's your favorite country song? Ticks..... lol 10. Ever done 90 miles per hour down a dirt road? NOPE 11. Worked or Lived on a farm? YEP 12. Been to a rodeo? YEP 13. Do you own cowboy boots? YEP....several pair 14. Do you have a cowboy hat? YEP.... pink one 15. Have you ever said Git-R-Done? just making fun of larry the cable guy 16. Country skylines or a city skyline? COUNTRY 17.Do you think tractors are sexy? NOPE 18. Ever rode a 4-wheeler? OF COURSE 19. Are you from the country? YEP 20. If so, are you proud of it? YEP 21. Gone hunting? YEP...
Woman / Man Poem
Woman/Man Poem WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who’s handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
The Tell
I tell the tell of dreams to life, I smell the smell to yell the dreams out, I sell the sell of the dream to another, This dream goes to the person I sold it to, The dream tells the person they are loved. Above the loved ones head the love is being, Battered and torn with the hatred, Of the ones that don't care for the, Life that they're ripping apart from, The outside to the inside ripping the, Love apart without caring. Until the love is sowed back together, There is nothing you or your loved one, Can do about it.
All Females....
Sb Tards
->Brooklyn11...: your on crack or something look at the shit you said to me and get a clue Brooklyn11...: wat are you talking about? ->Brooklyn11...: hey stupid fuck do you think your the first ass clown in my box like this? gee your sure original Brooklyn11...: nah i dnt do that Brooklyn11...: i thought you would have taken it ALOT worse than that ->Brooklyn11...: plus im not into typing a bunch of shit while you play with your two inches Brooklyn11...: im not being serious i just wanted 2 see you reaction ->Brooklyn11...: that is messed up, you dont even know me. who the fuck do you think you are to ask me some shit like that? Brooklyn11...: wit ur big ass tits Brooklyn11...: nah i rather fuck you ->Brooklyn11...: no i dont want to fuck but you can go fuck yourself if you want Brooklyn11...: ? Brooklyn11...: u wanna fuck?
My D.j.
Oh I miss him sooo badd right now...Its Close to our would have been 8 year anniversary, I dont know, I was a dumb ass, we broke up because I didnt want to move to SC, Im just depressed and I cant get over it...I saw him a couple months ago(him and my dad are good friends) and it broke my heart, I cried for hours after, and according to my dada he cried too...but he ha a new girl, so Im just gonna continue to stay away, but I really do miss hin, sooo much I cant begin to explain..oh well, life goes on, just some things remind me of him and it hurts to remind me I let him always thanx for readin my crap
Take A Look At The Nasa Data. (first Link On The Left)
Take a look at the NASA Data. (first link on the left)
Tampons In Iraq
TAMPON'S IN IRAQ TAMPONS IN IRAQ? Don't worry, it's a good story - and worth reading - it's even humorous in parts. It's from the mother of a Marine in Iraq. She writes: My son told me how wonderful the care packages we had sent them were and wanted me to tell everyone thank you. He said that one guy we'll call Marine X, got a girl care package and everyone was giving him a hard time. My son said, Marine X got some really nice smelling lotion and everyone really likes it, so every time he goes to sleep they steal it from him.' I told my son I was really sorry about the mistake, and if he wanted I would send Marine X another package. He told me not to worry about Marine X because every time I send something to him, Marine X thinks it's for him too. He said when my husband and I sent the last care package, Marine X came over to his cot picked up the box, started fishing through it, and said, 'What'd we get this time?' ' My son said they had the most fun with Marine X's p
Please Let Me
Let me combine Let me bind Let me come Let me be Let me lust For you're too precious to me to lose with our differences Forgive i, who has caused you pain I want to be with you In you Forever, and never be alone Our body's should combine melt into each other so we will be binded together i want to come with you wherever you go, I wanna be with you alone in the same room I throb for you, the way our body's used to touch your arms around holding me tight i felt safe with you, secure Our love together shouldn't have ended this way Now i feel alone, my body cold shivering at night i starve from the absence of your touch Just please let me, all i want is you.
Beautiful Stranger
I stand in front of the mirror And wipe the fog away My vision is still hazy From ridding myself this way My hair is all in tangles My eyes are filled with tears I wipe the warm tears away As if trying to rid myself of my fears I'm ashamed of what I have done But it hurts me even more I can't make myself stop doing it Even though I know what's in store It has taken over my mind It is eating away at my soul My throat burns with anger While my stomach growls even more I am still looking in the mirror Yet I don't know who I see All that I know Is this sad sight couldn't be me I grip the edge of the counter So tightly that my knuckles turn white I want to scream out in anger At this ugly sight It's your fault I hiss That I do this to myself If only you didn't look this way I would be in better health I cover the image in the mirror With the palm of my hand And notice a cut on my finger That I never knew I had I grab my hand in anger Or is it
Well Fuck!!!
Will someone please tell me how to scan pis and post them, I cant do it, and gettin pissed grrrrrrr
Just Another One ,
January 20, 2007 - Saturday just thoughts I lay here in bed listening to myself breath and think stranger. Maybe it's because i was always in tuned to hear the one i loved when i slepted with them. i know not what lays before me and if the future offers me comfort . But i will sleep and listen to myself . Myself being this stranger
Going In The Hospital
i am going to gone for a few days they are admitting me in the hospital Friday am, i am very scared and just wanted u to know that i am thinking and praying about this they are starting inpatient dialysis finally, so please keep in touch and if you need udates u may go to scooter blacks page and he can give u updates, i will put his link here so that u may get to his page from here and please keep me in formed of whats going on in your lifes that can cheer me up at this time I miss all of my friends, family, and fans and i wish you all the best , but i will be back to raise hell as usual monday i hope then i will be outpatient ofter they adjust meds and get me stable till then i love you all for you have been a good friend even though we only chat here i will still mis you all and sending my computer away to get fixed wile i am gone thank you and take care and please say a pray and keep me in your thoughts. much love to all of you that ave been concerned, take it easy and if you would
Daddy It Hurts
Listen with your soul! My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the
Why E-mail Is Like A Penis
1. Some people have it, some don't. 2. Those who have it would be devastated if it were cut off. 3. It can be up or down. It's more fun when it's up, but it makes it hard to get any real work done. 4. Once you've started playing with it, it's hard to stop. Some people would just play with it all day if they didn't have work to do. 5. If you don't apply the appropriate protective measures, it can spread viruses. 6. It has no brain of its own. Instead, it uses yours. 7. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant. 8. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you in big trouble. 9. It has its own agenda. Somehow, no matter how good your intentions, it will warp your behavior. Later you may ask yourself, "Why on earth did I do that?" It has no conscience and no memory. Left to its own devices, it will do the same damn dumb things it did before.
I don't know if they plan on fixing this any time soon. But my bar tab shows that no one has uploaded anything in over a week. Which i know is not true. I hate this. They need to fix it soon already. So know when friends upload something.
well I couldnt figure out how to scan pics and post them,,,so I rednecked them, I held them up and took pics,,git r done lmaoooo.... Adobe sucks!!!!!!! My way worked much better :D:D:D:D:D
I'm Sad
I try and help everyone I can, and I am sorry if I haven't gottento you, but dang..:( I need just abit of help here, and I feel abandoned...why is that? Ok..well..if you have time to help me level I love you for it...:) Maybe I have been too self absorbed, but I haven't meant to be...:( I love all my friends that are true..:) Hugs and kisses
Yay Punkin
so my absolute favorite cousin passed away 5 years ago. not such a good year for me, right. but he had 2 daughters one i see fro time to time and one whos mother had given up for adoption years and years ago. well monday i got to meet her. it was bittersweet. brought so much back to mind. but she reminds me so much of him shes an absolute doll. im so glad i finaly got to meet her
if i told you i loved you would you believe it to be true or would you sigh and stare and it just be a waste of that breath of air when the breeze blows by and sways in your hair i cannot help myself i stand and stare my life is revived when you are near and i know not the meaning of fear until i look into your eyes and theres nothing there why is life cursed why cant you just try to care
My Ex I Should Have Never Let Go
Well if yall cant tell, Ive been on a sentimental kick, but I cant help it, it would have been our 8 year anniversary, so Im depressed, so seal with it. J/K I DO SO love him still, and it is my fault we broke up, I was being a dumbass, and I kick myself in th eass everyday for the bullshit.*sighs* But there isnt really much I can do, except be depressed, so I am, and mixing that with alcohol, not good, Ill probly end up calling him later, but I hope not5 , because I broke his heart, but on the other hand, he did leave me to go to South Carolina, and didnt give a shit what I thought, so who knows, its over , but its hard to move on sometimes, he is the only "dad" my daughter has known, not that she thinks he is her dad, but he has always loved her like his own, even though she is mixed.. so yeah he is a good man, and I wil ALWAYS love him,,,,,blah Im just rambling, but its true..D.J. has my heart and it will take a hella man to take that from always, much love to those who read
Pimp Out For Dj Calico's Great Lounge
Want join one of the most wicked lounges yet. Come join The Un-Holy Alliance family. We are waiting for you. Come join the fun and great conversation.
I've Learned...
I've learned that maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them, and less to do with how many years you have lived. I've learned that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do love each other. I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be something else to take its place. I've learned that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I've learned that just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. I've learned that heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences. I've learned that even when you think you have no more to give, when a friend cries out to you y
Freakin Benny Hill Lmao
This Is Serious For Women
A friend stopped at a pay-at-the-pump gas station to get gas. Once she filled her gas tank and after paying at the pump and starting to leave, the voice of the attendant inside came over the speaker. He told her that something happened with her card and that she needed to come inside to pay. The lady was confused because the transaction showed complete and approved. She relayed that to him and was getting ready to leave but the attendant, once again, urged her to come in to pay or there'd be trouble. She proceeded to go inside and started arguing with the attendant about his threat. He told her to calm down and listen carefully: He said that while she was pumping gas, a guy slipped into the back seat of her car on the other side and the attendant had already called the police. She became frightened and looked out in time to see her car door open and the guy slip out. The report is that the new gang initiation thing is to bring back a woman and/or her car.. One way they are doing
About the only song I like bwahahahahhahahhahhahahahahahahah
My Sexy Friends
My sexy friend needs help leveling...can you help him out? Hes a good guy and will return all..eNo its not gay to fan and add and rate him..:. It just mean you are gaining a good me..:) Hugs and Kisses..:) P S I don't know how to get fancy with the pimping thing..LOL but here it is..:) PieDaDDY@ fubar
Hundreds Of Thousands Of Veterans To Lose Their Right To Bear Arms.
Hundreds of thousands of veterans to lose their right to bear arms. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: Date: 2007-09-28, 1:25AM EDT September 27, 2007 - Thursday Hundreds of thousands of veterans to lose their right to bear arms. Hundreds of thousands of veterans -- from Vietnam through Operation Iraqi Freedom -- are at risk of being banned from buying firearms if legislation that is pending in Congress gets enacted. How? The Veterans Disarmament Act -- which has already passed the House -- would place any veteran who has ever been diagnosed with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) on the federal gun ban list. This is exactly what President Bill Clinton did over seven years ago when his administration illegitimately added some 83,000 veterans into the National Criminal Information System (NICS system) -- prohibiting them from purchasing firearms, simply because of afflict
to all that are on line......... i need u'r help..... i'm a contest and i'm just under 1000 comments behind..... can anybody help me tonight........... here's the link
Phenomenal Woman
Phenomenal Woman by Maya Angelou Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size But when I start to tell them, They think I'm telling lies. I say, It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips, The stride of my step, The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. I walk into a room Just as cool as you please, And to a man, The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees. Then they swarm around me, A hive of honey bees. I say, It's the fire in my eyes, And the flash of my teeth, The swing in my waist, And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. Men themselves have wondered What they see in me. They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them They say they still can't see. I say, It's in the arch of my back, The sun of my smile, The ride of my breasts, The grace of my style. I'm a woman Phenomenall
Tech Issues
Laptop just went down. No idea as to how fatal it will be or what it will cost to get it back up. My whole world is locked up in there. Nothing I can do now, but see what happens. Figures, I spend my life watching out for others, and forget to care for myself. So typical, so ironic ... but life goes on.
Friday 9-28-07
A sunbeam to warm you, A moonbeam to charm you, A sheltering angel, so nothing can harm you. ~Irish Blessing
a doctor is helping a lady deliver her baby 10 min go by 40 min go by finally the baby is out and the doctor grabs the baby..... slams it on the floor.... slams it on the ceiling...... slams it against the wall.... woman freaks out what the hell are you doing to my baby!!!!!!!!! the doctor replies "I'm just teasing you dear it was already dead
Please Chill
Please...chill for me would ya? I didn't do a damn thing and I am going to take care of what I feel I Should As far as the contest. Come on guys give me a break..I know who worked and didn't. Give me a minute and I will have the prizes awarded, and dont give me shit about shit...I know who was ahead...if you don't want second prize then you don't get anytbhing....Not cause I am a moocher, cause you are bullshit... and I tried LMAO Hey it wasn't my fault..:(
Denim And Diamonds
hey yall i have been working at denim and diamonds country club anyone in thhe area of temple texas should come out tomorrow night and say hey we have three live bands tomorrow night and military gets in free so if your in texas get yall ass down to dance and get drunk and say hell
Think Before You Speak
I have noticed that a lot of people respond to mumms and they are really simple minded people without knowledge or proper research. Let me explain something on CPS (child protective services) and other legal systems. The number one priority is the safety of our children. If a person is abusing an animal and that abuse happens infront of the children...guess what? It is considered emtotional and mental abuse to the children and think about why this is so...because it shows the children it is ok to hurt and beat living things. Another thing is how we live our lifestyle. Think deeply before you just add a comment.
7 Kinds Of Sex...
Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: *Smurf Sex* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: *Kitchen Sex* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: *Bedroom Sex* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: *Hallway Sex* This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: *Religious Sex* This is when you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular) The 6th kind is called *Courtroom Sex* Th
As I stand in the forest, Along with my violine. I start to play my song, The one of a heart that just can't win. The birds they all surrond me, As they listen to my melody. The clouds start to open up, In an effort to let the sun in. The suns rays beat done upon me, My heart then begins to change. The cords that I am playing, Lighten up in a magical way. The melody becomes less dramatic, The sound more like a spirit. It lifts me up higher. Till I can touch the birds wings. The birds start to carry me. To another place and another time. That is where I see you, Like you never left my side. The dance is the same there. The people and the places. Nothing ever changes, When my soul takes me home again. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved
...some Of Us..
. . My words are often, and now for sure, written with blood from my heart...!! . . . Some people are such people..... ...they don't go just through hell, when living heavy!!!! ..they go for a amusing walk through hell...because..!!!! ...because they have been in a place worse than hell, cruel, dark and scary..... ....they have been on a place without love, respect...withouth warmth and understanding.... ...these people really can have fun, they make good party, they show true happiness, when you give them small signs of attention, getting wet eyes then...they really recocgnize true friendship and need it too... ..they look at you, how you are...if you are friendly, the look at you with warm eyes...if you are evil, you better go away........ ...their eye-look has some cracked as if they see the angels.... ..ooooooohhhh yes !!!! They ARE angels...the best and brightest ever... .
Falling In Love With You
Its been such a long time since I have felt what love is all about. Now I have found someone that I feel deserves all that I can offer him with no doubt. My heart aches with pain because we are apart, Yet I now carry him in my loving heart. No matter how many miles in distance we are, My love travels to him no matter how far. Deep within this loving heart of mine, I know that everything will work out fine. Sooner than later all my dreams will come true. Baby, if you don't know yet, my dreams are all of you. Many will say it's too soon to tell. But the fact remains that I surely fell. To hear your voice puts a smile upon my face, And I always meet you in my dreams in the same place. I dream of being in your arms at night, Always knowing that everything will be alright. To love someone so much and yet can't show ore express it. It's like catching the game ball with your mitt. I want to so those three little words so damn bad. Not knowing if you love me the same is
Well That Was Fun.
I'll write about the show last night later. But I almost didn't get up for work this morning cause I got home so late. I'm tired as all hell and the problem is i'm chalked full of energy because I woke up with a start. Oh yes, today is going to be a paranoid kinda day. lol
Big Welcome V
Small Bus T-shirt Contest
Ok, Folks heres your chance to WIN a FREE Short Bus T-Shirt. Entries must be recieved by Oct 10 2007 Midnight Contest 14 Days from Start Date Midnight Oct 10 2007 ENTRY Rules: 1. MUST be A Jokers Wild Short Bus Rider 2. MUST be a Bus Stop Lounge Member 3. MUST NOT BE NSFW 4. MUST BE ON WHITE BACKGROUND 5. Design Must include somewhere Jokers Wild Short Bus Rules for people Voting: This is a Rate ONLY you may make comments BUT they do not count towards determining the winner. Scale of rates is 1 - 10 and you may use this scale for best to worst, Action will not be taken for rating a picture a 1 or a 10 if the number of rates an any given puctures are equel then the rate score will determine the winner. IE: (10.11) 23 Rates / (10.00) 23 Rates the first will be determined the winner HOWEVER if both scores shall be equel there will be a 2 Hr Comment Bomb Off to determine the winner. ( There Can only be 1 ) The winner Recieves a T-Shirt Provided By
Great Way To Start The Day
I woke up this morning and West Side Story was on TV! I love that musical, and I haven't seen it in years! It was so cool to see that again. One of these days I'll have to buy myself a DVD of it. :)
why is it that certain people always focus on the low, i know a guy that has enough in his life to be happy yet for some stupid fucked up reason he is feel depressed has hell today, he has an amazing woman in his life and yet he is so down and consumed by darkness, so much so he can't even see the reason for the depression it just hit him, to feel so low and out of it for no reason makes no sense, now he's beating himself up for what he calls being scum as it will no doubt bring down those around him which he doesn't want, wish i could figure out what the problem is and fight it off but hey guess he's stuck being down and out till the light comes back
Getting Close
i know ive got something for ya to rate so show me some getting close to the next level.... tgif ...have a great weekend honeys xoxo
Keep It To Yourself
This morning,my brother comes by goes on about what I should be doing.I'm not gonna go into the details about what he was saying but I will say that he does this a lot.Sometimes he makes a good point,but most of the time he comes as telling people how they should run their lives.I think his actions are a result of his strong Christian beliefs and his own anxieties.I keep this in mind when starts up and it keeps my irratibilty to a minimum.He has enough going on with his own life and the lives of his four children. I am a firm believer and practioner of skillful suggestion.I see a lot of things that people do that I wouldn't do myself because it's just not my thing or it is not right for me.I consider that strongly before I voice what I think about what other people do.If I feel that I must say something,I try to do so in a generalized manner so that I do not come as meddling or that I'm attacking the person.No to mention,I believe that if you are constantly telling people what to
My Oldest Son
ok so about 3 weeks ago i had to kick out my 15 year old son it was the hardest think for me to do bit i have three other boys that are younger than him and they are all disabled and he kept calling them names throwing things at them and hitting them and what nowell i just got feed up with it well he is now living with my husbands daughter and doing very good he comes to my house every other weekend but he happy and doing good the people he lives with are trying to help him well thank u for reading this il ttyl
Crappy Week
OK so it has been one hell of a seven days since last Friday. So many ups and downs and I think I need a serious break LOL Last Friday my boyfriend found out his company is closing and he might be lucky enough to still have a job for the next two months. The job market here sucks as I'm sure it does every where else. My Uncle Michel in Canada has been in the hospital off and on for nearly a year now. He had to have a liver transplant which he got, but it caused so many other problems. They finally found out he has 3 pretty severe infections between his liver and gall bladder. Mortality rate with one of them is 30% and since he has Hep C, we know he'll be part of that 30%. My Uncle Donald, my mom's brother and yes he's gay. If you have a problem with that, remove me from your friends list now, is holding up the best he can. They have been together over 30 years and it just breaks his heart to see the love of his life slowly dying and not being able to do anything about it. The realit
Fubar Is Ruining My Necessity For Being Organized. Albums Are Fucked. My Pictures Have Disappeared. It's Making Me Want To Tear Out My Hair. So I'm Going To Smoke A Cigarette And Then Figure Out A Way To Start Over. *Sigh*
Ahhhhh!!!pulls Hair Out...
OMG I lost my granny's wedding ring in my back woods. I was going back there to untangle my brother's dog when I almost fell and grabbed a loose branch and the ring slid right off my finger. I have tried and tried to find it and I cant:(
Fubar Is Mysace More And More Daily
Can I just say how tired I am of fubar turning into myspace? I feel like it even started with the name change from cherrytap to Fubar[has always meant to me f*cked up beyond all repair]. The site[just like myspace] doesn't work half the time because theres too many people for it to handle, The only time it works properly is at ungodly hours of the morning. Also the mass amount of "sencesters" and highschool kids in the last few months has been driving me crazy. I seriously doubt half of them are even 18 like it says on their profiles[some I believe are, but many, I almost guarantee not].And then this glitch crap? Fubars bringing in enough money[and look, theres more sponsor links now too] that this shouldn't have happened. AND I would have atleast expected a announcement from fubar saying private pics had been opened. But 6 hours later and Im still only seeing it in bulletins about it being passed around by word of mouth. Defiantly never posting pictures that are private again, and
United 93
The Affair
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. 'Where have you been?' his wife demanded. 'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.' She looked down at his shoes and said:'You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!'
Affair #2
The 2nd Affair A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife: 'There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?' The wife smiled sweetly and replied: 'Not this time!'
Here I Am.
Well, I am living life in Big Spring. Have a decent job for the area. Looking for a new place to live right now. Have given up all hope of ever finding anyone again. But such is life. Kids need me more anyway. I turn 36 tomorrow. Not really sure how I feel about it yet. Seems weird. I remember when my dad turned 36. I was 12 and life seemed so much different back then. Oh well. Anyway, take care and may you find all that you look for in life. Weldon
4th Affair
Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly: 'I have something I must confess.''There's no need to, 'his wife replied. 'No,' he insisted, 'I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!' 'I know,' she replied, 'now just rest and let the poison work.'
Dont Ask If You Dont Want The Truth
im venting here now because some of this shit makes me so mad. i have no problems giving my opinion if you ask for it but thats just it its my opinion.. if i want to tell you you look like hell on a bus ride to hell thats my thoughts, or if what you did was right or wrong thats my thoughts too.. does it matter really anyways? are some of the people here truly that starved for approval that you feel the need to lash out because i gave my personal thoughts on the matter? come on people, your killing me softly.. and aggervating me beyond belief.. personally if you give me your thoughts on a question that I POSE then i am asking you to give me an honest opinion, not to lie to me so i can sleep better at night. i would hope that you would be honest and if it hurts my feelings i dont imagine that i am going to lose any sleep over it. so why would you? if your that petty and insecure you need to look at yourself, and learn to be comfortable with that... sorry to those of you that i seemed to
Paul Harvey And Prayer
Paul Harvey says: I don't believe in Santa Claus, but I'm not going to sue somebody for singing a Ho-Ho-Ho song in December. I don't agree with Darwin , but I didn't go out and hire a lawyer when my high school teacher taught his Theory of Evolution Life, liberty or your pursuit of happiness will not be endangered because someone says a 30-second prayer before a football game. So what's the big deal? It's not like somebody is up there reading the entire book of Acts. They're just talking to a God they believe in and asking him to grant safety to the players on the field and the fans going home from the game. But it's a Christian prayer, some will argue. Yes, and this is the United States of America , a country founded on Christian principles. According to our very own phone book, Christian churches outnumber all others better than 200-to-1. So what would you expect -- somebody chanting Hare Krishna? If I went to a football game in Jerusalem, I would expect to hear a
Chicken Thighs With Basil, Cilantro And Macadamia Nuts
Chicken Thighs with Basil, Cilantro and Macadamia Nuts Yes, there are lots of ingredients in this recipe, but the process is quick and simple: Just mix up a bright and flavorful Indian marinade, then add the chicken and you're almost there. Try it once and you'll be hooked. Credit: Chilis to Chutneys: American Home Cooking with the Flavors of India by Neelam Batra Servings: 5 Ingredients: * 1-inch piece fresh ginger, peeled and cut into thin slices * 5 large cloves garlic, peeled * 1 to 4 jalapeno peppers to taste, stems removed * 1/3 cup macadamia nuts, coarsely chopped * 2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil * 2 tablespoons fresh lemon or lime juice * 1/2 cup nonfat plain yogurt * 3/4 cup fresh basil, firmly packed, plus some for garnish * 1/2 cup fresh cilantro, firmly packed, soft stems included, plus some for garnish * 1 tablespoon ground coriander * 1 1/3 teaspoon garam masala * 1/3 teaspoon ground cumin
Sisters of Mercy - Ribbons (Vision Thing) I'm lying on my back now The stars look all too near Flowers on the razor wire I know you're here We are few and far between I was thinking about her skin Love is a many splintered thing Don't be afraid now, just walk on in Her eyes were cobalt red Her voice was cobalt blue I see no purple light Crashing out of you So just walk on in Her lovers queued up in the hallway I heard them scratching at the door I tried to tell her about Marx and Engels, God and angels I don't really know what for But she looked good in ribbons So just walk on in Tie a red, red, red, red, red, red ribbon Love is a many splintered thing Tie a red, red, red, red ribbon Don't be afraid Just walk on in
Tired Of It...
ok i just have to get this off my chest.... why is it that when a women changes her mind everything is suppose to be in the world... yet if a male changes his mind ohh all hell will break loose if women dont agree with it... i dont fuckin get it... is this some sort of payback for the "double standard"?? the double standard being if a girl sleeps around she's a whore, but if a male does it's just accepted by society... i just dont get it though... no matter who you are if you make plans fuckin keep them.. dont change your mind and leave people hanging... tired of that shit... No offence to any females out there... but damn girls make up your mind and keep it that way... you all change your thoughts and plans more then you do your clothes... anyways... if any females can prove me wrong on this then by all means i'm open to listen... till then i think i'll just become a monk and leave in peace...........................
Just A Lil' Survery.. It Was Fun!
Tired of those same old 55 questions about me surveys? Well here are 55 I bet you've never answered. 1. Is your second toe longer than your first? my index toe is longer than my big toe... is that what this means? lmao 2. Do you have a favorite type of pen? ummm I like mechanical pencils! 3. Look at your planner for March 14, what are you doing? Ummmm... a planner.. what's that? lol.. I don't keep up with today how am I supposed to keep up with that! 4. What color are your toenails usually? purple! 5. What was the last thing you highlighted? presentation notes for engineering class.. yesterday! I think I got an A!!! 6. What color are your bedroom curtains? Seagull Gray 7. What color are the seats in your car? I have black tinker bell seat covers... underneath is gray 8. Have you ever had a black and white cat? I don't like cats that much.. but my sister day.. Lady Kitonna 9. What is the last thing you put a stamp on? I stamped an arrow on to a submi
During The Week Of Sept. 23-28/07
WHAT I SAID TO MY DADS G/F i'm sorry about tonight/last night. all depends on when u read this email and thank u for the dinner too! For me i can't see/like fighting at all. especially with people that he shouldn't be fighting with. He shouldn't be fighting with the people that love him so much. he should be protecting instead. The only way i know how to get him to stop fighting with people is to get him to go against me and that is it. i've been doing this for as long as i can remember. i'm so use to it! Which is sad though. b/c really no one should ever be use to doing that ever. but i am. He should be lucky to have someone that really loves him. It would be nice to have that too. but my time will come for that. (maybe) I'm the only kid that talks to him and see him out of the 4 of us and i'm the one that gets into fights with him. if u don't hear from me in awhile u know y. i'm going to stay low and quiet for awhile. b/c i don't need this and i don't want to get
Message: The Five Secrets To A Great Relationship The Five Secrets To A Great Relationship 1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job. 2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man who is dependable, respectful and doesn't lie. 4. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to have sex with you. 5. It is important that these four men never meet
Fading Away
Silently she sits there Listening to everyone As she herself Starts to Fade away Being a friend to all Helping all that cross her path But who is there to help her? When silently she cries in the Dark? Crying Blood red Tears From wounds deep within her Soul That no one has ever known of For fear of being considered Broken Being of Broken Spirit Has the Inner Light Fading So as there is nothing left But Blood Red Tears and Darkness Silently the Darkness consumes her As she fades away into Nothingness With Blood Red Tears streaming down her face As her Inner Light is Destroyed. wrote 9/28/07
Too cold to speak, too warm to look, you keep your distance from me. A song has played so many nights from a hallow stars mournful call that reminds me of your face and body, your voice, your thoughts, your love. Too dark to walk, too light to meet, you keep your distance from me. If differences and disagreements might tarnish what we have just say it, but if it isn't that you're afraid to loose and understanding then tell me now before I lean too far and fall. Too far to yell, too close to whisper, you keep your distance from me. A memory from a dream that last night came to me kept my mind in rhythm to your hearts unsteady beat. Speak what you want to, tell me abou this one and that, keep my secrets in your hands, but let go now for the pain you put me through is not fair. I care too much about you, I want you to laugh, to smile, to be happy all the time. Too cold to speak, too warm to look, you've kept your distance from me. I Remember I remember
My Passport
lmfao - check this out. I went to visit my parents at the end of July so I could renew my passport with my married name - so I could change everything on my permanent residency status application. My first passport I received in 3 weeks, but they normally take 6. I was wondering why it was taking so long for this one to come. My Mom had been having issues sending me mail in my name to this address, so I thought they were too. My scanner isn't working and Marc isn't home to fix it, so I had to take pictures with my digital camera, sorry for the crappy quality. lol. Now, the lady at the passport place said I could smile, so I did. And I have NO fucking clue how my tongue got stuck out there, but maybe they thought I was saying "Fuck you America! I'm in Canada now!" and that was the cause of the delay. But either way, it cracks me up.
I rise from the covers, upward, toward the ceiling, heat beside me and I look down upon you, languid flesh shifting beneath what cover i have left you, dark skin peeking out where needs be more seen, my hand falls back to your bare side and i caress it smoothly, your eyes closed, i lean down and kiss you awake. Your eyes open up at me, and they tell me of satisfaction, of desire, they inform me that you have seen me naked and that we should abandon all pretenses of the otherwise. My eyes inform you back that I have seen you, as well, that I have tasted you as well. Beyond this bed, there is no world, there is only void which we traverse together, together in this bed, where your body languid rests and writhes and quivers, oh, how it quivers, and I touch, and you taste, and we dance the Dance again. You rise to meet me, gentle screams demands harder faster slower smoother get the whip and i am forced to inform you that, I have no whip but damn i wish i
Blessing You !!!!!
Caught In The Short Story
CAUGHT IN THE ACT Mickey glanced up and down the hall checking to make sure that the coast was clear, and when he was satisfied that no one was around, he slipped into the furnace room and made his way over to a step ladder that was leaning against the back wall!!! After making sure that the ladder was in a steady position, he climbed the ladder and peered through a small crack in the cement!!! "Holy cow," he muttered out loud as he pulled his pecker out of his pants and began beating his meat, "this is fucking unbelievable," while ogling the girl's soccer team taking their showers after practice!!! For the next ten minutes Mickey teetered on the second rung of the ladder staring through the tiny opening between the furnace room and the girl's shower room until a harsh voice behind him snapped, "And just what do you think you're doing, young man!?!" Mickey half stumbled and half climbed down the ladder while at the same time trying to shove his hard cock back into his je
I Think He Is My Soul Mate
I think he is my soul mate I say this because it is just remarkable that we are nearly the same person. He is a guy who although has his own favorite genre of music, still listens frequently and enjoys other types of music and from all generations. He gets frustrated about work and vents it out in one long breath. In happening, the person hearing it almost lives it or in fact has. He will sit there with phone in hand not saying a word and not necessarily expecting one either. It’s like in the distance, two people at that moment are closer without having said anything. He makes you laugh as much as you make him laugh. He can make you cry without knowing. He is overly flirty in trying to just be nice to someone. Leading to a bigger picture and that is feelings no matter how strong. Thinks more about how something will effect others now rather than how it may effect him in the future. He has a great sense of humor. Sometimes surprising you because his littl
Michigan Needs A New Governor
Im sure the Michiganders are aware of what Jennifer Granholm is doing, hope it dont last long, so many will be without their jobs including 2 of my sisters, no offense to the Canadians but she needs to go back to her hometown. What kind of governor shuts down goverment offices, secretary of states ect.. but leaves the casinos open and she wants to build a bridge to Canada, talk about a waste, everyone in Michigan needs to email her about this, come Monday, lots will be without jobs, lots will lose their social security checks, how are the elderly, disabled people supposed to survive. This is a crock of sh*t. Whats this world coming to, let foreigners come over into our country, tax free for 7 yrs but we get f*cked like this, talk about a messed up world. Lots of people will suffer over the ignorance of this so called governor. I hope after this the people of Michigan will be smart enough to not re-elect her. This is the lady that nailed us smokers and drinkers, why dont people in her p
Piss Poor Woman
Hartlepool, England - A 27-year-old man faces jail time for urinating on a disabled woman while she was dying in the street. Christine Lakinski, 50, was walking home with a box of laminate flooring when she became ill and fell in a doorway. Anthony Anderson was smoking pot and drinking, when he and two friends ran into her. He yelled “This is YouTube material” as he was taped on a cell phone throwing a bucket of water on the sick woman, urinating on her and covering her body with shaving cream. Lakinski, who suffered various medical conditions was later pronounced dead of pancreatic failure.
Chocolate - Facials,wraps,& Scrubs??
"Paris salons are offering chocolate facials, wraps, and scrubs to people who want healthy-looking and wrinkle-free skin. The services aim to dispel once and for all the age-old myth that chocolate causes acne and other skin problems. The chocolate-based beauty treatments have been lauded by chocolate gourmets and chocoholics alike who welcome the quick cocoa fix designed to satisfy the senses. The trendy 32 Montorgueil Spa in Paris uses Nuxe’s Phytochoc range of beauty products that is a hit among middle-aged women who want to reduce their wrinkles. Its chocolate facial costs about $155 and lasts for an hour and a half. “At 32 Montorgueil cocoa extracts are used for their cosmetic benefits rather than to impart a chocolate high, as the Phytochoc range bears little resemblance to the best Belgian bar,” said the Agence France-Presse. The Four Seasons Hotel George V Spa offers a “Decadent Chocolate Package” which lasts two and a half hours and costs $390. For that amount you get
Got off at Midnight. Home by 12:45 A.M. Sat down to use my Laptop. Would not boot. Power light came on, but would not work. BY 2:00 A.M. it turned out that the CMOS had died. Got up at 6:30 AM. Worked till 4:00 AM. Tired .... Along the way, I have learned not to expect much, that way I minimize my disappointment. Reach for little gain little, lose less. Live as best as you can. Love as best as you can. Not much more can be expected in this era.
For All My Juggalo Family
we will never ie alone juggalos will carry on swing aour hatchets if we must each and everyone one of us THE WICKED CLOWN WILL NEVER DIE WE WILL ALWAYS BE HERE
Good Bye Mom
it been two years since my mom past away i love you mom and miss you this is for you Sandra Latner How much I love you I can't say: It's more than words can hold. You're all at once my rich, red clay, My potter and my mold. Yours the words that shaped my voice, The spirit within mine. Yours the will that shaped my choice, My fortune, and my sign. How lucky I was to have had you At the core of me! Wise and good, you always knew Just what I could be. And so I came to be someone Whom I could be proud of. For this I give my swollen sum Of gratitude and love.
Stupid Bastard
WTF?!? I am soooo fucking pissed off right now. I called my husband (and yes the father of my kids) and told him to bring some diapers home. He has the nerve to tell me that he cant because we have no money. So I log into his bank account...wanna know why we have no money? BECAUSE HES TOO BUSY SPENDING EVERY FUCKING DIME OF STUPID SHIT: $50~xm satelite radio $30~porn $60~beer and accessories... EXCUSE ME IF IM WRONG, BUT DONT YOU THINK BUYING FUCKING DIAPERS FOR YOU KIDS IS MORE DAMN IMPORTANT YOU SELF CENTERED DUMB FUCK?!? NOW I HAVE TO KICK HIS ASS...I HATE WHEN I HAVE TO KICK HIS ASS.....
New Update
to all the members that showed up last night! Hope you enjoyed your first live show with me! I just updated. Go check it out. Enjoy! Have a great weekend! XOXO, Aimeelynn
Scheduled C Section
Next monday Oct. 1st. The newest editon to our family will be here. Jacqlyn Nichole Moore. Ill keep every1 updated. That is if your Interested. Peace and MCL
Liason With Staff
Date: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 14:50:02 -0700 From: Size: 2 KB To: Reply-To: I am not planning on turning on your comments anytime soon. That photo you posted was WAY out of line. Do NOT post pornography unless it is properly flagged NSFW. On 9/28/2007, wrote: Do i talk to you, or someone else? I cant comment on anything, not mumms, not my page, not anyone elses profile. This didnt happen until after this last bug was fixed; coudl you direct me to a fix for this, so i can start COMMENTING again? thank you
Just to say hope everyone has a great weekend and be good...If your going to be naughty be better at it......xxxxxxx
I turn 50 one month from today.
Redneck Mens Pick Up Lines
Redneck Man's Pick-up Lines Body: 1) Did you fart? cuz you just blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to check you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Fat Penguin................... Sorry, I just wanted to say something that would break the ice. 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep til' afternoon. and.... the best for last! 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think o
Privacy Photos & Email To Jesus
I am really ticked now. I just spent a good bit of time writing an email to "baby jesus" and was almost done with it, when HE or SOMEONE blipped it to extinction!!! I am SO sick of this happening!!! I was trying to explain the problems with my album settings , in response to his bulletin....had it perfectly done and then it was GONE IN AN INSTANT@@@@!!!! I just got home from having a brain MRI, and I DO NOT feel like retyping something like this to him right now!!! I am just frustrated and exhausted from this happening (and it does this often) any of you have problems with your emails being ripped from under you, only to have to redo them??? THIS is NOT a good thing nor a way to gain business........someone needs to look into the problem and FIX it, whether it be by adding more servers, hiring people who KNOW computers, or whatever it takes......... I am ticked. As you know, if reading my blogs recently, that I was forced to label pics NSFW====even if they were ina
Storm Queen For The Day
This Person Has Been Nominated As Storm Queen For The Day. Please rate her up.Send Gifts, and Luv her up with compliments! pnedis~**~Wicked Storm Crew~**~@ fubar
What Would You Do
My boy friend and i been togther almost a year now and so far thigns are going awsome, we want to try for a baby some time next year after welding school, but im worryed his ex wife will come after him for more money on childsuport and if we end up haveign a child of our own and getting a house, where does this leave us, we want to get married as well. But with his ex wife being a greedy gold digger and with us wantign a child togther im not sure if we will be able to aford a child with him paying childsuport, i work and would keep working even after i have a kid but still, i dont want to have to pay for everythgin becasue he cant aford to help out. I dont know maybe im just over anlising all this but im scared i want a child badly but i dont want to be over whelmd eather.
A Rope & Two Knots!
One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience. After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road, the new bride sees two cows having sex. The new bride asks, "What are them cows up to honey?" The husband, a bit flustered, answers, "Why can't you see? Them cows, they're roping!" She replies, "Oh, I see!" After a few more hours of driving they pass two horses having sex. Again the bride asks, "What are them horses doing honey?" The husband answers again, "Them horses, they're roping!" She replies, "Oh, I see!" Finally they arrive at their hotel. The couple washed up and started to get ready for bed. When they got in the bed, they start to explore each other's bodies. Things are going along fine until the bride discovers her husband's *****. "Oh my!" she cries, "What is that?" "Well, darlin'" he chuckles proudly, "That's ma'rope!" She sl
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Who Is Really In Charge?
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." "I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away." "I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy." "I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go." "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes." "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal." All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and theblood Was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should
Help Me Level
Im just under 4k would someone help plzzzz
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My Stepson
My stepson is a UNITED STATES MARINE, he is leaving out tonight 9/28/07 for his second trip to Iraq, if you would all please keep him and all the other soldiers in your thoughts and prayers that they will return home safe.
Health Update
Hello one and all. Yes you all know that I am still breathing. Many of you know that I went in today to h ave a couple of procedures done. They didn't find what they were hoping to find. I don't know if that is a good or bad thing just yet. On Tuesday I have to go back and have a YET ANOTHER test done. Hopefully this will give a clearer picture of what we are working with. They took biopsies today and the pathology won't be back on those until the middle of next week sometime. So far now this is all I know. And now you are up dated.
The Quest For The Holy Package !
Ok . well not exactly a holy package but .. it was a quest ....I was expecting a package from one of my very best friends ( thanks again Rich) .. and well.. the zip code got a lil mixed up in the translation .. so .. we had my po and another towns zip on the package . hey no problem ill go talk to the post master and let him know so if it comes i can just pick it up there .. Cool .. all is worked out .. I decide today is the day im feeling human enuf to go on the search so .. i hop in my jeep and head to town .. stop at the first P.o.. he says .. Ooo . yeah I think it was here but .. maybe not .. cuz it was coming from some other state than you mentioned .. Ok .. notta problem . i get back into the car and head to the other p.o .. Yepp its there !! WOHOOO unforunatly .. our Local Post office is now Burnt to a crisp and they are working out of what im calling the Hot dog Post office truck . she searches and WOHOOO its there .. she comes outta the truck and goes into the Ambulance buildi
I want to shelter you from your days toils, To be the one you come to when your body aches with passion and pain, I want to cure your aches and cravings, I want to smell your skin and taste your lips, See your smile reach your eyes and know I caused that sparkle, I want to hear your laughter wash over me, Taste your tears and be the one who keeps you warm at night, There will be times of inevitable sadness, don't be foolish to think otherwise, But i want to share it with you, I want to put you on a pedestal so the world may see you for the person you truely are, That is how I want you, As friend and lover, Companion and antagonist, Never the parted and always equal, That is how I want you.
Miss You All
to all my fubar friends ..i apoligize for not being around much lately...single working mom...working my ass off to make ends meet...i wish i had more time for all of u..i come here once in a while to check things out and want to let u all know that i am thinking of ya's and will be more then happy to write back to those who send me messages...i'll try my best luv hugs and kisses yours truly nan
i would like to thank everyone that voted for me in the best pic contest i finished second i really appreciated all the love & support take care ricardo
The Wall
We create this wall around us to protect ourselves from ourselves and somehow when you least expect it, the wall has come down and someone has been let in without your permission. It only takes conversation to throw that wall up again and take a step back and ask yourself if it was worth it, is this what you want and then your back to where you began again. When you get back to the beginning again, it doesnt at all feel like the beginning but rather the end. My intution into things are normally right on and for along time, I ignored it because I didnt know how to process those feelings. Now my intution has kicked in again and I know now why I did ignore it- Im not gonna do that now. My wall is back up and I have taken a step back. I am re-opening my ability to see out further than whats in front of me because of the way I think I feel. The truth sux but it is what it is and something not just great but fantastic is going to make me smile and the wall will disappear without there being
Answer A Question
Someone explain life to me, lol. Why if someone I cared for and was gonna take a trip with. And got upset and decided that we no longer should be friends. Because I was getting the wrong impression about our feeling and mine. Because I did something nice. Ok, a little boyfriendish, my fault. Why would they care and call me knowing I was working. Ask me if they needed to reimburse me for the trip. That I said I had all the intention of paying for. So that know one had to spend there money on a rental car, hotel room, tickets to Halloween Horror Nights, in Orlando. Even bought a days pass for all you can eat while we were gonna be there. Why should they even care when they told me to give the ticket I purchased to someone else, or take someone else. Why? I don't understand, I cried my eye's out on my way home from work. Because after that call I got so focused on my work so I could forget. I am a nice, sensitive wanting to be a gentlemen, like there are many left in this w
Haha Heres Too A Few People :d
Girly Survey
1. Do you sleep in your bra? why would i??? 2. Have you kissed any one on your top list? yeah...guess which ones..... 3. Are you happy with your looks? not usually 4. Do you enjoy drama? hell no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5. Are you a girly girl? I have my moments 8. Are you short? oh yeah....5'2" 9. Do you like someone right now? i like everyone 10. What would you do if someone smacked your butt? smacked...define smacked!!!!! 11. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? ???????????????????????? 12.Do you think you're conceited? i hope no 12. Are you a bitch? everyday 17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you? probably...but remember...rumors ARE NOT true 18. Do you call anybody by their last name? yep...and lots of people call me TART...that is my last name 20. How many guys do you think will end up reading this just because it says girl survey? who cares???? they are guys Confessions [x] I'm straight. [ ] I'm
Being Lonely Sucks
I have been trying to make friends on here because I am afraid to reach out in the real world. I am in the process of a very hurtful divorce. See I have severe depreesion and it lost me my husband and then my children. I regret the things I have done in my life . I just thought maybe I could find some friends that might understand. Being able to help all of you level up and me leveling up has finally made me feel important to someone again. I need friends so I feel like I still have a purpose in this life. So That is who I am. If you feel the need to make fun of that I guess you can. I am looking for is a place to fit in. Even though I might not be the prettous girl in the world.
If I Die
If I died tomorrow nobody would care Nobody would notice that I wasn’t even there They might ask their friends where'd that one girl go? Not using my name for that they don’t know I don’t try to hide from them I’m just afraid they wont accept me But it doesn’t matter that's how it's going to be
I Never Ask Anybody For Anything............
hey fubarian friends and family and to anyone else that maybe reading this blog. there is this certain special someone. that has done so much for so many people. i am looking to return the duties that she well deserves... her profile is " cause im the fcking princess.... duhhh " if anybody and everybody can bomb the crap out of her page , it would be greatly appreciated, and i will do my best to return all favors, the best way i can... bomb as much stuff as you can... leave me a shout out or an email if you would so i know who to repay the favor too... have a great weekend and a special thank you for those willing to help........ :D cAUSE iM tHE fCKiNG pRiNCESS..dUHH =] ¢¾ {Rate Spankers} ~ {Club F.A.R.}@ fubar
Live Life!
It’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years. Abraham Lincoln
Men And There Lying Cheating Ways
Well.. where to begin?? I have known this man for a 2 years and have been in a serious relationship for the past 1 1/2year, well come to find out i was the only one taking it seriously. things were great as usual,some call it the "honeymoon stage"...then things started going down with girls at work, "DRAMA"...This man and I worked together, and females wernt to fond of that, and then the He said She said games began...I didnt want to deal with it so I had to do something and it was to set these hating ass little girls straight. Come to find out In our 5th month of dating he had a room-mate..It was a fucking female, that i had never seen, nor heard about, nor have I seen any clues around the house, I MEAN ANY!!!! I right away broke up with him, I was shocked, hurt, He then wanted to at least explain why he couldnt tell me, i didnt want to hear it..then a couple weeks went by he begged some more, so i gave him the benifit of the doubt and listend to him...long story short we finally
Pritty Kitty (story)
Pritty Kitty by Raindear816© (Sweet Lil Wicked One) Since it had been too long since I'd truly seduced you, I thought it best to call, and ask you to meet me at a very different place than any other we'd been before. "Please darlin', I want to make things up to you. I know I've neglected you, sugar. I want to make this a night you won't forget. Please meet me at the old strip club, 'Pritty Kitty'. It isn't open anymore, but I feel you deserve some special attention. I just happen to have a friend who owns the building." You smile as you hear the words, Pritty Kitty. "Okay baby, what time?" "At 8 tonight. I want to have a lot of time to lavish you with pleasure." It is your fascination with me that causes me to feel desirable. I want to dance for you, tease you, make you want me more than a breath of life. I can hardly wait for you to show up. I've made arrangements with the owner to make full use of the lights and music, and my favorite, the stripper's pole.
Sometimes the LOVE we are looking for is right in front of us, too close for the eyes to see. So close your eyes and let your heart see for itself... (",)
This Is Whats Wrong With Me
tonight i got called a player by someone i thought was a friend but instead they were someone who hated me because all i ever did was care more than anyone else i loved this person like family like a brother that was adopted when you were little and then your finally getting to see them again for the first time your body is trembling your mind is racing you dont know what to say and when is the right time to say it all i did was care and flirted but those 2 things made me a player because i asked her to quit calling me "babe" i was playing her i dunno its just so wrong that someone i thought i could trust ended up raping my emotions in the end.. so if you are gonna do any of these things dont bother i will rape my own emotions i do a good enough job cutting myself down as it is because of this kinda shit so i dont need anyone elses help
Why Im Sick
hey! After playing 25 cent machines, and 50 cent..etc.. would you belive that I won on a Penny machine. Total about 250 dollars ..time it took..about a hour and a half... So after this happen all the people I speak with everyday, I asked them if they have ever won money on a penny machine. Well I was shocked at the answers... Many people have won... While I am on the this subject! I would love to claer up a little myth... The Myth is: slot machines that are on the end of a row have a better pay back precentage... NOPE... But so many people belive that that machine gets played more... hence it turns over more ... Its like when you say the "weathers real shitty let's go to the mall, nobody would venture out in this weather"...ONLY TO FIND THAT THE MALL IS greggace
The Bird
I watched a bird die today, It was lying in my yard So small and helpless. Quivering gently And there was absolutely nothing I could do. A cat must of have got it Or some larger bird. Tearing at it's head And then leaving it lying there On it's little side, Dying. As I watched helplessly It quivered once more, Convulsively, And then stopped. I knew that it was gone, Out of it's pain For ever. I watched a bird die today And I knew exactly how it felt...
Time & Her.
Time You come home and I have supper ready for us So we can spend rest of evening together. I feel our time is so limited already by real life, Yet we are supposed to be living real life. We do a few things, chat awhile, You go to bed to rest for the next day’s work. I sit and think of you .. Thinking of something that Will give you a smile in the Am .. And dread the next day. Dread the time I pass till you return home again, So I can do it all over again… Waiting endlessly for the Friday evening Where we will have that time that seems To fly by so fast we wonder how come it was truly only two days long. Time is so short with you , yet I often have to much of it. Seems like eternity with out you. Time is becoming to me “time with you” and “time without you” That is all there is to it. ~ Wolf
She Need Us For Level Thanks
can yu check out her for level up plz
"Pieces" Make me Into the one you want, into the one you need you bend and Break me You watch me separate myself from who I really am To fit into your plan You're cutting me in two And ripping me in three You're killing with those words you say to me You're cutting me in two And ripping me in three How many pieces can you take from me Take it Whatever's left is only following routine and Fake it And give in to the thoughts that being bought is what I am To fit into your plan [Chorus] The wheels they turn for you, a deity for two. Holding on it's true, won't bring it back again. They way you look my friend?it's closer to the end. I'm holding out a hand to bring it back again. You cut me up again, cut down. You cut me up again, cut down. You cut me down.
I figured out that the best thing to do with FUBAR is find a back table, sit and chat with friends, and let the show pass by. It is not worth getting too involved in the drama and politics.
The Power Of Love
Love can change everything you have known. Everything you believe with this feeling shown a heart beating faster can make two people fly make you walk on water in the twinkle of an eye. It takes control of the heart,mind,body & soul they lift that place deep inside to make you whole The elements together fire,earth,water and air are nothing with out love, in it they all share without the one you love there is nothing it seems together the strenght can make hopes and dreams, a feeling so breath taking and gentle it lifts you up above... This natural passion comes with The Power Of Love.
Beginning Today
This came thru email on myspace and i liked it and had to post it here. Beginning Today Beginning today I will no longer worry about yesterday. It is in the past and the past will never change Only I can change by choosing to do so. Beginning today I will no longer worry about tomorrow. Tomorrow will always be there, waiting for me to make the most of it. But I cannot make the most of tomorrow without first making the most of today. Beginning today I will look in the mirror and I will see a person worthy of my respect and admiration. This capable person looking back at me is someone I enjoy spending time with and someone I would like to get to know better. Beginning today I will cherish each moment of my life. I value this gift bestowed upon me in this world and I will unselfishly share this gift with others. I will use this gift to enhance the lives of others. Beginning today I will take a moment to step off the beaten path and to revel in the mysteries I encoun
Just A Thought
'Sex should be wild. Unfettered and free. We're animals, aren't we? And, basically, we're all wolves in sheep's fur. I always wanted more. Not frequency, I am not talking about frequency, although that would have been great, too. I wanted more intensity. I wanted to be out there, outside myself, outside my skin. I wanted sex to be like robbing life out of the jaws of death! It does not interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for, and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart's longing. It does not interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love, for your dream, for the adventure of being alive. It doesn't interest me what planets are squaring your moon. I want to know if you have touched the center of your own sorrow, if you have been opened by life's betrayals or have become shriveled and closed from fear of futher pain. I want to know if you can sit with pain, mine or your own, wi
What Can I Say...
"From Yesterday" He's a stranger to some And a vision to none He can never get enough, Get enough of the one For a fortune he'd quit But it's hard to admit How it ends and begins On his face is a map of the world (A map of the world) On his face is a map of the world (A map of the world) From yesterday, it's coming! From yesterday, the fear! From yesterday, it calls him But he doesn't want to read the message here On a mountain he sits, not of gold but of sin through the blood he can learn, see the life that it turn From council of one He'll decide when he's done with the innocent On his face is a map of the world (A map of the world) On his face is a map of the world (A map of the world) From yesterday, it's coming! From yesterday, the fear! From yesterday, it calls him But he doesn't want to read the message He doesn't want to read the message Doesn't want to read the message here On his face is a map of the world From yesterday, it's comi
There are days that i sit here. Thinking. Wondering why the things that happen, do. Im sitting here. Listening to From Yesterday on repeat. Do i too have a map of the world written on my face? How is it that i go through this shattered and twisted world on autopilot? Why do i never stop, and see the things around me? Flowers blooming. Children singing. Love Life Happiness. Why is it that im afraid to feel? Theres so many that feel for me. Both love and hate. And all the gray matter inbetween. So like Jared says... "On a mountain he sits, not of gold but of sin through the blood he can learn, see the life that it turn From council of one He'll decide when he's done with the innocent"
Thanks 4 All Da Prayers!!
Yesterday i got my daughters results back.. and they came back negative 4 cancer... ALL PRAISES N GLORY 2 GOD.. So now there gonna do some blood work 2 c what'z causing her lymphnodes 2 swell up like this.. it's on both sides of her neck. and in her tummy.. they think it might be a virus...So we're still not out of the deep water yet.. so pls cont.... 2 pray 4 her THANX SOOOO MUCH HAVE A WONDERFULL DAY ALL!!! YA BOI CHO$EN 4ROM DA CITY OF ROSES!
Leavin Fubar As Of Sunday
this is to every one i talk to on here.... i have enjoyed talkn to all of u... but i will be deleting this account as of to me moving and not having the access to the the site...if u would lyke to keep intouch wit me and have a myspace u can add me if u lyke just look up the e-mail address that is also my messager name if u would lyke to add me to that... i will be on every now and then at the libary checking my myspace account... lyke i said i've enjoyed talkn to all of u and hope to still hear from u when i get my internet back up when ever that might be i'll come back to fubar..... love all ya lol your p.h.a.t
I Want Your Number
i want your number... Body: I Don't care who you are, I want your number. Name: Number: Best time to call: Text messaging (yes or no): Phone service: I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get. If you don't, you will get bad luck for 7 years =] Repost as: "I want your number"
Better Things Are Coming...
BETTER THINGS ARE COMING… I gave him trust I showed him love But that's not what he wanted He dumped me once And I let him dump me twice Cuz I never listen to advice! He stole my mind He broke my heart And now it's all to be over Or is there still a little light What could become a flame And kindle a fire? We were friends We were almost lovers But now there is nothing left I guess we weren't supposed to be Or not wanted to be But better things are coming ...
While Blood And Dust Settle (1)
[Part 1 of a series. Constructive criticism is VERY welcome, as this is very much a work-in-progress. Note that this is my intellectual property, regardless of it's publication in the public domain, and any theft thereof will not be taken lightly. If you are -very- weak of stomach, you may not wish to read; this is military science fiction and as such involves death, blood, sweat, and tears, to use that lovely cliche. I refuse to pull punches. :) This, and all of my fiction dealing with any military, fictional or not, is dedicated to the men and women who serve with honour, dignity, and courage.] While Blood And Dust Settle Lord Admiral of the White Sir Richard Mayweather stood in the officers' mess. His gorge rose steadily, one pale hand clasped tight around the shattered steel, wide eyes trying to avoid the gore at his feet. To say that his flag bridge had taken a heavy beating was an understatement of proportions frankly astronomical. The giblets of his
The Shower
I have just stepped in the shower, the water is steaming hot and I have goosebumps as it warms up my slightly chilled body. I have just dunked my head under the spray when I think I hear the door open, there is no other sound, but I can sense you standing there on the other side of the curtain. My heart beats a little faster, and even in the heat of the shower, my body shivers. You pull aside the curtain, just enough for you to look at me, you look up and down my glistening body, your eyes hungrily devouring me, then into my eyes with a question. There is no need for you to ask if you can join me, I am already taking your hand and pulling you to me, you give me that little sexy smile, and reach for the shampoo. You spend several minutes massaging shampoo into my hair, my neck and shoulders, it feels wonderful having your hands on me. You take the soap, and with me facing you, you wash my arms and hands, taking care to caress and lightly massage even my fingers. You then move on to my b
Book That Never Made It
Cheap Drunk
Booze 6.5 parts Beer 1 part Vodka Directions This drink is a fast way to get drunk when you need to catch up. Very cheap. Crack your 40 and have a couple sips to get accustomed. Pour 1/2 of remaining 40 into funnel, and funnel. Take 20 seconds or so to regain your composure then go ahead with the second run, but this time pour some vodka into your funnel, be liberal and enjoy Next Mornin' MudSlinger Prepare a tall glass and add 1 part vodka (best to use cheap) and 3-5 parts of a cheap beer. Add 1 tsp of Pepto Bismol, this will keep the burning to a minimal the next morning, Continue mixing throughout the nite. When you wake up the next morning(or afternoon), the mudslinging will begin. Make sure you have enough toilet paper(and cream).
New Lounges Take Effect Tomorrow..
Ok.. so I'm not one to rant and bitch very much about changes being made on fubar.. I've been one to go with the flow.. but here's a copy of a letter sent to lounge owners.. I guess.. ones who created the lounge of active lounges.. Greetings: The new lounges are scheduled to go live 11AM Saturday, Pacific Time. Many of you have already created new lounges and given us valuable feedback. Thanks for your help in making them rock! A couple notes on the new lounges: After they go live, it will cost 500 fuBucks to create a new lounge. Lounges you have already created during the beta testing period will not be charged retroactively. At some point it will cost some fuBucks to maintain an inactive lounge. This will be offset by being awarded fuBucks for having an active lounge. We're still working out the details on this So WTF... one nights notice? Remember alot of us pay money to be on this site and you expect us to just start over in one day? Alot of us who hav
Funny As Hell
Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A.) So men can be open minded. Q.) What's the speed limit of sex? A.) 68 because at 69 you eat it. Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick? A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego... A.) "Is it in?" Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy? A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A.) One of his fingers is clean. Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q.) What do bungee jumping and hookers have in common? A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed. Q) what do prostitutes make more money then drug dealers? A) because they can wash thei
Whe Does Some One Suppose To Let Go And How Do They When.>>>
We never want to let a friend go . we want them to be here forever , but reality sets in and we know we must let go ; God calls some sooner than other,s ; So in reality we have to know in our heart soul and mind to trust in God; and know eternity does exist; and that we will see all again one day; As God calls us all home to finally be judged and be found worthy of, or not to reside in his heaven and his new earth. Rest assured if ye be in faith of Christ you will go to be with thy Saviour ,and all will be for eternity . Amen!! .. diana
Linkable Pics
anyone know how to make a pic linkable to a website?
Relationship Advice Needed
So, I met this guy. Totally fell in love with him. Perfect guy. He's absolutely and totally in love with me. Problem? He's in california and i'm in Michigan. Everythings good, relationship wise. But as for the time, its scattered. I started school in the end of august and i also started working, so a lot of my time is taken. Well, he owns his own construction company and has kids, so his time is very limited as well. I have no problem with that. I'd rather he take care of what he needs too then worry about me. We decided last week to take a step back, and take a break. I knew it was coming, i felt it. But as the words came out of his mouth, i wasn't to sure if it was what i really wanted. A few days passed, i didn't cry. I kept myself busy. With work and school, i didn't have time to deal with it. Well, a friend had asked about us and i broke down. I let myself cry. I texted him and he responded back briefly.. Jus to make sure i was okay. Then we didn't talk for a few days, and i tho
~~for My Baby~~
Forever's not too long to wait for what we have in store Evenings by the fireplace or weekends by the shore Holidays with lots of friends or quiet times alone And even when we are apart we'll always have the phone Together is a feeling it already has a start It's not together because of distance We're together in our hearts... I was going to save this but thought the man it's about could really use it now... I hope you like it Chris.
So I finally have really good news about work. :D I start training for my new position on Monday. To those people that I told I was going to bomb on Monday....Sorry girls & guys, but my work schedule changed. I am completely stoked. :D Please help keep my good mood up!! :D
What are Masters Masters are the ones we can turn to for anything Masters are the ones to offer advice even when we dont thing we want it. Masters are there to offer us a shoulder when we need to cry. Masters are there to protect us when we need protecting. Masters are the ones we put our trust in knowing that we are safe with them Masters are our lovers and our friends above all eles. Masters are there to teach us what we need to know. Masters are there to let us safly experents new things that we wish to try. Masters are there to keep us in line. Masters know that this is a relashenship where both partys are fully involved and can leave when ever they want for what ever reason may come us. My Master, I love my Master will all my heart. He is every thing a good Master should be, could be or would be. My Master is all I could have asked for in a Master. My Master is the one I turn to when I have problems or questions and He always takes the time to he
this is the link for the best booty contest help my friend out ty big poppa
Another Road Trip:)
This time its to Virginia, and yes im taking the greyhound bus again. This time its only for 12 hours. I think im becoming an expert on how to take a bus lol. My lesbion wifey's (inside joke) husband is being deployed Monday for seven months. She didnt wanna be by herself so im going to go stay with her for awhile. Im excited and cant to see them, I think its been over a year now since I last see them, and I havent even met David (the newest member of their family) yet so im excited!!
Tis Da Season To Be A Yankee!!!
I don't hate the Mets. As a matter of fact, I rooted for you all season long. One thing that bothered me was that in the beginning of the season when we (the Yankees) were down, you all jumped on the wagon against us. You all said that money doesnt buy championships and that money doesnt buy heart. Here is what I saw this year from this Yankee Team. 1. After a 21 - 29 record, they never gave up on themselves nor their fans. 2. Since the end of May, they have compiled a MLB Best record of 71 - 38. 3. In the second half of the season, they won an MLB Best 51 games. 4. Players such as Hughes, Joba, Kennedy, Melky, Duncan and Cano have kept the hopes up for many years to come. 5. A-Rod has had his best offensive season of his career setting highs in HRs, RBIs, and Runs Scored. 6. Wang has turned himself into a pure Cy Young hopeful season in and out. 7. Pettite kept the Yankees in it until the very end by being one of the most successful pitchers in the second half
Sweet Taboo
When You Hold Someone's Heart.....
There is times when all things change in a single moment and we are stranded in that moment for what seems like an eternity. All bearings are lost and we are cast adrift into the nameless unknown never to be sure just what happened or why. The uncertainty of that moment affects us forever causes something far more damaging than wounds of the flesh, but scar of the spirit and soul. When you hold the heart of someone be gentle and careful since what you hold is far more precious than just a persons love. You are holding their trust and the very essence of what thy will become in the future. All love no matter what kind should be honored and cherished when it is freely given with no strings and no expectations. Unconditional love is a rare gift to give so when you receive it honor it like nothing else in this world or any other. It is more valuable than all the gold in the world and more precious than life itself. Just something to think upon and remember something so pure given so fre
Silent Screams
Different Kind Of Song
I know I've lost you I know you're leaving but before you go I want you to know with you my heart will always and forever go You've showed me love And took it from me now my heart is bleeding, why not look in side and see It's a hole in my heart where you used to be I'm over it now I just wanted to say now that my eyes are open I feel so very strong It always felt right but now I know it was wrong I let it out, I let it out All that I shoud hold I let it out, I let it out The story to be told You turned my world upside down Threw me out and crushed my soul Took me out of your memory droped me down a long dark hole Now I'm out and back to life found myself and stronger now Forget the past, live for the moment I'll forget about you, and show you how I thought it was love at first it may have been you took it away, I won't deny that It hurt me bad, I fell away The longer I thought about it I realized
Kiss A Yard
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, > "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" > "Only one kiss per yard," replied the smirking male clerk. > "That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards." > With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk > quickly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then teasingly held it out. > The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing > beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.
Update On My Nipples Lmao
so i got them done eariler today and holy shit! was that painful but they look so hot i cant wait till they heal!!
It's The Soldier. . .
It is the soldier, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of the press. It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech. It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate. It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag." - Father Dennis Edward O'Brien, USMC
Poem From A Friend....
This is a poem a good friend of mine sent me. His name is Midnight Rider, check him out, he's da greatest!!! Midnight Rider@ fubar The Oral Caress Cradled between your tender thighs I lift you to my mouth. The abundance of your wetness greets me and my mouth overflows with your warm essence. Your sweet taste is on my tongue and your fragrance delights my senses. No gentle lick this visit. No bashful cautious approach For I wish to consume you. Push against my hungry mouth As the tip of my tongue slides up the slippery furrow that welcomes me between rows of delicate pink petals. Thrust against my generous tongue. Show me the power of your desire for my oral caress. My exploring tongue lifts the hood and finds your smooth firm pearl. You squeal in that unique way, signaling that I have found your special spot. I harden in response. My jaws protests what my open mouth provides but I am unrelenting in my gift, intent only on your fulfillment. I feel y
11 Timothy 2 ; 8 -- 16
remember that Jesus Christ of the seed of david was raised from the dead ; acording to my gospel; 9 ;who ever i suffer trouble as an evil doer even unto bond; , but the word of God is not bound 10 ; therefore i endure all things for the elects sake. that they may also obtain the salvation which is in Jesus Christ, with eternal glory;, 11 ;It is a faithful saying, for if we be dead with him, we shall also live with him. 12 ;if we suffer we shall also reign with him..if we deny him he will also deny us. 13 ;if we beleive not ; yet he abideth in faith;he can not deny himself. 14 ;of these things put them in rememberance,charging them before the Lord.that they strive not, about words to no profit,but to the subverting of the hearers. 15 ; study to shew thyself approved, unto God a workman, that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly deviding the word of truth. 16 ; but shun provane and babblings, they will increase unto more ungodliness. Amen!!!
Get I Here Now Please !!!
Take The Time To Read This!
What a difference a sad event in someone's life makes. GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died...) Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent.and so very appropriate. A wonderful Message by George Carlin: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much , and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too
Thats Whats Up
hey yall whats up hows yall doing well i got this new guestbook i would like if yall sign it i just wanna see how many people veiw my page and thats the eziest way to see and to stay in touch well b ez and keep in touch !!!!
Part 1 "the Sampler" And This Means You Or Me
Now i isn't perfect......nor do i try to be therefore i have to put some shit on general about guys........girls...........dogs..............cold blooded animals........ect. so if u fit in these catagories........JAM YOUR ON BLAST ......AND THAT MEANS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.......TRUE STORY ( warning.......if i offend u don't go writting about it on your blog like imma actually read that shit.......i got better things to do like pissin you off) BLAST : If you go around trollin yahoo,myspace, fubar, or someother type of social network lookin for guys. then 2 hours later for some reason you can't find a guy........guys don't suck......they got better things to do, or a girlfriend, or wife who cooks, cleans, doesn't cheat, and swallows BLAST: If you go off and take naked pics of yourself ..and put them all on the interet......with headlines saying "holla if u want me to swalla",or "my cookie or my stuff tastes like some sort of candy" DON'T GET MAD AT M
If I Should stay I would only be in your way So I'll go But I know I'll think of you every step of the way And I... Will always Love you Will always Love you You My darling you Bittersweet Memories That is all I'm taking with me So good-bye Please don't cry We both know I'm not what you You need And I... Will always love you I... Will always love you I hope life treats you kind And I hope you have all you've dreamed of And I wish you joy and happiness But above all this I wish you love And I... Will always love you I... Will always love you
The Next Godmother
Is going to be this wonderful woman below me. :D Probably the worst time to do this being a Saturday evening and all, but I know half you fawkers are sitting there bored with nothing to do just like me, well I'd normally suggest midget porn as you all already know :P But not this time. On with the point, she's 700,000 away from godmother, yes it sounds like a big number but it won't be with the help of my awesome friends :D She's got a give away going on right now, currently has 4 people in it, you could make 2 peoples day and help by bombing some of them, or you could hit up her pics and stash, whatever floats your boats, I'm not a picky begger 8-P I've done enough rambling damnit! Come join me in getting this lovely woman to godmother already!!! Love you guys and thank you in advance for those that take time out of their busy days to help :D
G. W. Bush In Primary School
Begging For My Birthday
Well since on here there's relatively few things to get one on here for their birthday... if anyone was considering ever getting me a blast (even just a one day) i would so appreciate getting it before friday, i wanna see if i can just blast the hell out of my birthday :p Tickers also very welcome and if you have REALLY fucking deep pockets i'd love a happy hour lol (i know i'm dreaming but i have to try) so anyone that can spare 7.50 for little old me, please consider doing it this week so i can run my blasts on friday :) much love ~~Sin
New Site
Just discovered another new site. Comes no where near fubar however there are ways you as a member get paid simply by your referals and page views that you recieve. check it out.
Beware Of Anything That Says
recently my yahoo accoufor mysticalman777 was hacked into an deleted an i happen thru fubar i dont understand the point of hacking into someones personal email account you have made me lose all my contacts i had in there so if any an all might have given my yahoo messenger id too i am sorry if you havnt been able too reach me there i will not post the new one in here if you want too new one just ask in my shout box hackers are FUCKHEADS
Thank You!!!
I wanna thank everyone that has done anything to give me points in helping me to reach Fuberlord. I appreciate all that rated the pics of my twins. As you all know they are my everything. I am off to shower and will be on in a few. Thanks again from the bottom of my Fu-Heart.*Hugs and Kisses* Antonio aka Brown Eyed Papi
I have lost myself in your eyes. My hand has found yours and you pull me closer to you. You are so close I smell the musk and vanilla that defines you and you smile. Leaves fall around us as time has slowed and I melt into you. The tree branch that pokes into my back is barren as I am, empty, lifeless and fruitless. You are gone and the hole in the leaves fills up with snow. I pull my coat tighter as the tree points at me. The white sun shines through a clear sky, but it is still so cold. Cold and alone.
The Latest Maddox Issue
My First Mum
Any ways, a very interesting thing happend to day. I've wrote my first mumm just for the hell of it. But i chose a very touchy subject. No not about war, or racism or even rape or murder. I asked a question about for those who are exceptionally beautiful should they be rude to those who they feel is less then they are. I included myself in that class as an extra bonus. Now let's back up to another segment of society. We have the famous such as actors,models etc. Some are quite rude and some are very sweet people. Working around different people my experience has been very little is said on behaviors of this magnitude. Again on a smaller scale when someone walks into a bar with their friends. A lot do make judgements by they way someone looks. Tradition in this society demands it. Depending on your job or how far in life you go will ride greatly on how you look. The politically correct person would never admit to this but me have no quams on the TRUTH will say what is and never back dow
No Way....just Not Right
Sometimes we come in contact with people that touch our life more then anyone will ever know including the person themself. Tonight a friend too many of us is wanting too leave Fubar.If you know Rj and have paid attention you just know that he makes us all laugh and just likes too have fun with his friends.Due too some drama of others he is deleting his account.Please if you know Rjeezy go show him some love and just let him know that he has so many friends that dont want him to go and will be missing him truely if he goes. 696526@ fubar
How Much You Really Mean To Me
The sands in the hourglass of time keep on flowing But the fire in both our lives seems to have stopped growing All these thoughts and feelings that I’m having right now Started long before we each took the vow I had a hard time showing you how I really feel I hope that with a little time your wounds I can heal We have both made mistakes I want to make things all right I know it will be very hard, it won’t happen over night I’m trying so very hard to learn from my past I’m dieing for your affection but it never seems to last Like the petals of a wilting rose pieces of my heart are falling Each night I spend away from you I curl up and start bawling Right now I feel so weak, like I just want to die The thought losing you forever makes me really cry Like the waves of an ocean beating on the sandy shore My heart will always beat for you till it will beat no more We have such a great plan a goal for our life I really want you with me forever as my wife W
Beef Brisket With Fruits And Sweet Potatoes
serves 6 1 tbsp vegetable oil 2 large onions, sliced 2 1/2 to 3-pound beef brisket 2 cups water 3/4 tsp salt 1/4 tsp ground black pepper 6 medium sweet potatoes, peeled and quartered lengthwise 1/2 cup dried prunes 1/4 cup dried apricot halves In a large Dutch oven or cooking pot, cook onions over low heat, stirring occasionally, until golden. Remove onions to a bowl and set aside. Brown the brisket well on all sides in the same pot. Return onions and their drippings to the pot; add the water, salt and pepper. Bring liquid to a boil, reduce heat, cover, and simmer 1 to 1 1/2 hours or until the brisket is almost tender. Add the sweet potatoes, prunes, and apricot halves. Cover pot and continue cooking until the sweet potatoes are tender, abut 20 to 25 minutes. Remove brisket from the pot and slice it thinly across the grain. Transfer the sliced meat to a large, shallow casserole dish with the slices overlapping one another. Using a slotted spoon, scoop the fruits and p
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What's Your Sign ? :) Libra Here :d
( Pick your birthday month and read it. Then repost with whatever you are.) JANUARY = SLUT Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt
Whats Your Sign....leo Here
Pick your birthday month and read it. Then repost with whatever you are.) JANUARY = SLUT Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt b
For The Ladies...we've All Been There !
Isn't This The Truth ?????? When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but there isn't - so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!), yank down your pants, and assume " The Stance." In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken time to wipe the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you hold "The
Hard Of Hearing Wife
An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. So one night, he stood behind her while she was sitting in her lounge chair. He spoke softly to her, "Honey, can you hear me?" There was no response. He moved a little closer and said again, "Honey, can you hear me?" Still, there was no response. Finally he moved right behind her and said, "Honey, can you hear me?" She replied, "For the third time, Yes!"
The Dysfunctional Section Of A Hallmark Store
**The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store** WHEN YOU CARE ENOUGH TO SEND THE VERY BEST ! 1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life... (Inside card) - I've changed my mind. 2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life... (Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you. 3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am... (Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me. 4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go... ( Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again. 5. Someday I hope to marry... (Inside card) - Someone other than you. 6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age.... (Inside card) - Almost lifelike! 7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me... (Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise. 8. We've been friends for a very long time... (Inside card)
Seriously, what is wrong with people? I am f-ing sick of getting IM's and shit saying "I'd fuck your brains out" or "holy fuck you have nice tits, wanna try anal?" SERIOUSLY GUYS, how many girls actually get EXCITED that you say that... who you DONT have to pay off?! Lets get this straight: I am NOT a whore I am NOT here for sex Infact, fuck i dont WANT sex untill i find the right guy. I am tierd of the guys i DO have sex with, dumping me for some stupid chick. I am not a sex toy. I value and respect my body, and if you dont thats your own damn problem. Another thing, i am 19!! I KNOW i am legal now, but that dosent mean i am looking for some 40+ desperate man!!!! Believe it or not, i am actually looking for someone SWEET...and when i first signed up on here it wasent like an adult pub. the pub thing was like its second phase or whatever. lostcherry was it at first. Needless to say i have meet SOME decent people on here. I am just fed UP with these assholes trying to
New Hearing Aid
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again." The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"
Enter My Contest
Salute to me Contest Hey everybody, my 1st contest turned out so good I'm having another one All you have to do is make a salute to me Do something funny, make it cool. Show me your creativity If your good with Photoshop you can even Photoshop something together   Don't let the word Photoshop scare you off If you don't know how to use photoshop thats fine even something like this is fine Make something good throw it on your page and let me know and I will rip it and you will be in This is a Bombing contest. It will run for 14 days.   Try to keep your pic SFW, don't want you getting disqualified If you want to make one that you know will be NSFW you can mail that to me I would love to see it, but also make one to enter that will be SFW Comments are worth 1 point Rates are worth 5 points. Most points wins. Prizes as follows. 1st place will get a one month VIP or a 7 day blast 2nd place will get 1 Stock Ticker 3rd place will get a
(dot Dot Dot)
Im sitting here. In the middle of everything i have created. The box. The Cell. The horror and tense. I hurt. The pain runs through me and i dont know what to do to make it better. You look at me. You make me find God. I swear ill find he, who is me in the end and beginning. You have always been the story of my life. The simple pleasure of you voice. The wanderlust of love and pain. You drink in me. I drink into you. I stare at the couple fighting each other....starting to leave. And i know thats not our future. Even if. I dont know what the future holds. Of me. Of you and me.
Angel Of Musings
Sweet, sweet angel of musings; send me thoughts of love. Causing my beating heart, to spread wings like a dove. Fill my thoughts and dreams, with passions untold. Keep me inspired and curious, till I am very old. Passionate surrendered kisses, comes from in my mind. Finding true love there, is rare and one of a kind. Thy words of mused passion, send heat upon my flesh. Causing it to blister, making fissures that are fresh. I melt away to nothing, under beams of moonlight. Sending wild desires, with screams of sheer delight.
Number Of The "beast"
Number Of The "Beast" OK, you know that 666 is the Number of the Beast, but did you know that: 660 Approximate number of the Beast DCLXVI Roman numeral of the Beast 666.0000 Number of the High Precision Beast 0.666 Number of the Millibeast /666 Beast Common Denominator 1010011010 Binary of the Beast Beast1-666 Area code of the Beast 00666 Postcode of the Beast 1-900-666-0666 Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute. Over 18 only please. $665.95 Retail price of the Beast $699.25 Price of the Beast plus sales tax $769.95 Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul $656.66 Target price of the Beast Route 666 Way of the Beast 666F Oven temperature for roast Beast 666mg Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast Netscape 6.66 BetaBrowser of the Beast i66686 CPU of the Beast 666I BMW of the Beast 668 Next-door neighbor of the Beast
In The Lead!!!
Just want to thank everyone that has helped me build my lead in the contest!!! Keep up the great work is highly appreciated!!! Now for those that want to help but haven't is the link to the contest...drop by, rate and comment all you want...fubar gives ya more :) Love ya all!
Season 7
I guess it is to no one who knows me's suprize that I am a Smallville adict. But I missed the first episode of season 7 and I am looking to watch it on the web somewhere. If anyone knows hot to find it somewhere I would appreciate the help.
so i just reached level 9 and i need to submit a salute photo, but i dont want to do the typical hold up the sign blah blah im asking for your help/advice for a creative pic...HELP ME PLEASE!!! thank you my babies, i love you all HONEY
Arabella's Dilemma
Arabella's Dilemma by Pippac© Once upon a time, in a kingdom faraway lived a beautiful maiden called Arabella. She had long, flaxen hair and beautiful eyes the shade of the sky on a clear blue summer's day. She was a delight to behold with her slim, tightly corseted waist and full riding bosom that always seemed to spill over the top her restraining, but exquisitely guilded bodice. As she gazed out of her bedroom window, twirling a soft lock of her hair through her fingers, her mind wandered away to her latest. His cum was still sticky on her lips, slightly stinging in the back of her throat. She swallowed again. Savouring the taste, she explored the corners of her mouth, running her tongue lightly over her lips seeking to remove the last remaining silver traces. As she longingly watched her latest leave, Arabella missed the drips that had found their way down her chin into the deep cleft of her generous breasts, or else, she would have fished them out and devoure
Deleting This Name
Hello friends, fans and family! I am deleting this name so I have only 1 name on here. I have had 3, I have deleted the other one already. I dont have enough time anymore to keep up with all 3 names. If you wish to keep intouch you can add my main name I use. Click on the pic below and it will take you to my page and you can add me there. hugs Carrie aka Mystical Carebear@ fubar
One More Thing
I hate taking these long and extended surveys and not getting anything for them
Passion's Flames
Passion's Flames A touch, soft and tender. A whisper, full of desire A gasp of sweet surrender As passion fuels the fire No words spoken between them No promises to be kept No lies being told tonight No looking back - no regrets Longing to hold each other Such precious little time Both vowed to another Being lonely their only crime Tomorrow bringing sorrow A brief moment of shame With the memory of this one night A release from passion's flames
Security To Tight
Don't get me wrong i love the idea that they have security on here. But damn there making it to tight. It's is frustrating as hell trying to bomb a contest photo and everyother time you have to go through a security check. I just posted 30 comments on a friends contest page and i got hit with 20 bouncer id checks. Does anyone else see the problem with this or am I alone. I know that there has been other people complain about this but i just had to blow off some steam.
My Rant On The State Of Michigan
I don't know if all of you know what is going on with the State of Michigan. Basically...our political parties can't get their heads out of their asses and look past themselves to realize how many millions of people's lives they are affecting. They will still get their huge paychecks, why should they care? It is absolutely ridiculous that a government shutdown will likely happen because they can't reach an agreement on anything. They knew this was coming for months and detrimental the situation was, yet, it's coming down to 12:01 a.m. tonight. This link: goes over all the agencies that would be affected. It's just a really disturbing thought. Solutions? Raise the state sales tax? Again? Come on. Lower health care? No. Luxury tax for concerts, sporting events, etc. No thanks. We pay enough taxes as it is, people will leave and go to states that don't have that. We have the highest unemployment rate in the nati
Thank You
My mom is doing better, no fractures or brakes (Thank God) and I will be home tomorrow since my sister is staying with hter starting tomorrow to keep all updated). She appreiates your prayers and told me to tell you that you are all her family too.God bless you all, see you Monday.
Jack's Fork!
The Jacks Fork is a great Class I-II whitewater river with a moderate gradient and typical Ozark abundance in gorgeous rock formations and plantlife that accentuates it. The Jacks Fork could be a Norman Rockwell painting of Americana. It offers runs of several distances, from short trips to multiple day expeditions that tour the river from The Prongs to the confluence of the Current River east of Eminence. The rapids are not too technical or difficult for moderately experienced paddlers, and for the most part, the rapids can be avoided by those will lesser skills or who chose not to get wet. The river is serviced by a large number of outfitters and liveries catering to canoeists, kayakers and tubers with everything from boat rentals and shuttles to campsites, RV parks with hookups, cabins and cottages, restaurants, general stores and just about everything else you need for a pleasant river trip. The Jacks Fork offers sixty-seven species of fish (including several species of gamefish
How Do I Leave Her?
ok, so i need you guys help. things haven't been going great on my side of the relationship, and im considering leaving her. ive tried talking to her about it and she said shed change but it always winds up right back where we started, and after a year and 9 months, i think its time to go our separate ways. the only problem is that she is very emotional, and i cant handle emotional people like that...does anyone have any advice on what i should do??
Final Leg Before Launch (left to right) *MS-1 Scott E. Parazynski, *MS-3 Douglas H. Wheelock, *MS-2 Stephanie Wilson, Pilot-George D. Zamka, Mission Commander Pamela Melroy, ISS Flight Engineer Daniel M. Tani and *MS-4 Paolo A. Nespoli(Italy) (*MS=Mission Specialist) Crew Notes: Pamela Melroy will be the second woman to command a space shuttle mission, after Eileen Collins(commanded STS-114, first flight after the loss of STS-107 Columbia). The third woman selected as shuttle pilot, Susan Kilrain, left NASA without commanding a mission. Peggy Whitson, who will be commanding the ISS Expedition 16 crew will receive STS-120, will be the first female ISS commander. STS-120 will be the first time that two female mission commanders are in orbit at the same time. Sept. 30 9 a.m. EDT As the sun began to rise in Florida, space shuttle Discovery left the Vehicle Assembly Building at NASA's Kennedy Space Center to begin its journey to Launch Pad 39A. The shuttle began its slo
The Most Beautiful Rainbow
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and It's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.
Big Springs!
My Hometown.... Big Springs, Van Buren, Missouri Van Buren lies deep in the southeastern Missouri Ozarks, a lovely and peaceful county seat with a population of 893 contented people. It is a major destination of canoeists and fishermen that float the famous and beautiful Current River. To locate Van Buren on a map of Missouri, find Poplar Bluff in the southeast corner and follow US 60 west 45 miles. Van Buren is on the edge of a large section of Mark Twain National Forest, and Clearwater Late & Dam are just a few miles to the northeast. Van Buren is the most prominent of the seven small communities that dot scenic Carter County. The crystal-clear Current River was the first stream to be designated a National Scenic River, and is the major stream of those that comprise the Ozark National Scenic Riverways. It springs up in Montauk State Park to the northwest and flows southeast to bisect Carter County. Once heavily used for transportation by Native Americans and the lumber indust
From the foundation of my efforts - The slow constructing and building of time - Comes a strength called "perseverance", and with it, A vision of reason and rhyme: A purpose to commitment, and perfecting The preparations for whatever our goals. I can demonstrate my feelings freely And validate the overabundance in my soul. Realistically and humbly, I refrain from The anxiety and apprehension that is overcoming you. Patient for communication, reaching you with comfort, I am content with the fulfillment of loving you. I occupy a small but deeply-rooted space, still Your heart is a measure of my investment; Not the promises - those lonely surviviors of lies - But the honesty that is your testament. As a silhouette of a romantic, flickering candle Diminishes with the glory of awakening dawn, Grief begets beauty, and with it A new opportunity for loving is born. Copyright 2003 Julie Donner Andersen. All rights reserved.
Maybe This Will Work
It has been a week since I have lost my mumm privies.I stood in the corner the whole time and thought about right and wrong.Any chance I may get them back?I promise to use them for good and not evil. Cheers, Mr. P
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we shouid start washing tour clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!" His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't llet such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the hell is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April," he hollered into the bathroom,"Why did you put talcum powder in my underwar?" She replied with a snicker, "It,s not talcm,s 'Miracle Grow'.
To Those Who Are Part Of My Lounge Staff
I guess within 2-4 weeks Fubar will be deleting all lounges, I will be creating another one asap, Some rules have changed, it costs (fu bucks) to create a lounge now, and if the lounge is inactive it will cost me, so u know what that means, we are gonna be in there rockin, having some good times, good laughs. Since alot of people have left staff, im gonna be re-doing the whole staff list. Anyone who would like to join staff email me, for those of you who were on before and wanna remain on, let me know as well, gonna do alot of changes with titles ect.. I hope everyone is having an awesome Sunday! Much love xoxoxox Jen :D
Where Would You Be?
Stash Didnt Work Lol
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Nj State Sucks
You know what really really sucks... I went for unemployment .. waited all this freakin time to have my interview and everythin only to get denied. I was counting on it .. i have been since sept 5th with no income since i was terminated from my job. Now, I found this out yesterday ... I'm really frustrated and upset. It wasn't that i walked out the door.. I told the truth about everythin that happened.. and still denied... I can appeal but it's gonna take more time... it freakin sucks. The thing that's even worse is that i think about it and if i were on my own.. just me and my daughter.. we would be homeless right now. The NJ state government could give a freakin rats ass about people.. esp single moms. It's not that i'm not trying cause i am. I have apps in and everythin .. i just am waiting ... i don't know what more i can do . All i can say is im glad i've got my parents but even then money is hard on them and they relied on me to really help them out. I feel fuckin
Men And Women
ok a female dog is called a bitch what is a male dog called?
My turn to whine. Nobody reads bulletins, and mums are for assholes to prove their I.Q. So I am trying a blog...Most of you have already quit reading but here goes, I have well over 300 friends, and 50000 people I have fanned. I know I'm not one of the young sexy friends most of you have, and you added me out of pity. BUT I have rated all your pix, as much stash as I could, helped in your contests, helped you level, sent you gifts, reposted your bulletins, and everything a friend should be doing. So would kill most of you to maybe stop by and rate some of my pix or my stash items? You all seem to have no problem asking me for help, but it is so seldom returned that I am wondering whats the point? I will still rate and help you all because thats how I am.
Rude People
I never dreamed of people getting so rude! I posted a follow up mumm to my first one about change my hair color. Come to find out after talking to my sister she told me she had some boxs of hair color I decided to try it out. Then took some pic' and posted a mumm to see if it was just me or if the hair color session was a dude. Some people got right down nasty - so I deleted the really bad ones only to get rammed about deleting the comments. Then got I accused of being a "point whore". I mean wtf, if you think something is stupid then dont comment or rate it. Some people are sensitive about being called a "whore" or being told to shave your head before hair dye didnt take. I for one didnt like it to much so I deleted the darn thing. Which is rather pety if you think about about, they called me a "point whore" and there they were getting points for voting and commenting... So I wonder if you think the worst of me and think I was posting to get points then I ask who is b
I'm tired shit real tired! I need help leveling up and I don't understand why I haven'y yet! What the Fuck! I need ppl to come by and rate as well as comment my shit...I feel so unwanted :(
Was just thinking about these mumm things and ya know, when people comment on the mumms you leave, they take most of it like your serious about a lot of the stuff. Do people not realize that most people make shit up to get points. Ill tell ya, people take this computer shit way to seriously. Yea well to each their own. Have a good day!
Do You Have Your Period Read And You Will See Why I Asked
Answers pending at Tri-Valley school Media deluge follows report of 'Question' security guard asked 1 of 5 9-28-07 News crews from New York City interview Tri-Valley High School seniors Christine Denman, left, and Rose Hurley outside the school Friday afternoon.Times Herald-Record/MICHELE HASK By Heather Yakin Times Herald-Record September 28, 2007 Grahamsville — As New York City TV station satellite trucks gathered outside Tri-Valley High School today, the district administration hunkered down. ABC, CBS, NBC and Fox were there because they had heard about protests students had staged after they heard a security guard had asked a girl if she had her period. Kids wore tampons and maxi pads on their clothes. Girls fashioned tampon boxes into necklaces or purses. Parents got angry. It all started with the high school's new policy banning backpacks or any bag large enough to hold a textbook from the hallways, except at the start and end of the day. Last week, high scho
Its The Only Way
It’s the way he looks at me The way his eyes roam That makes me feel wanted He whispers lightly in my ear As he gropes at my hips He says, “I need you, baby You’re the reason I exist.” I understand his every desire Yet, I am so unafraid He wants to possess me Control me, call me his own I’m drowning in his passion We love to do Overcome by his heat He slams me up against the wall Ravenous for my heart beat How could I have let him so close? Is it possible that he really cares? He's such a beautiful fiend How could I ever let him go!? Guided from the dark by him Living in this crazy dream How can I refuse him? He was my redeemer, my savior He led me from the darkness Took me from the alleys of the dead Freed my scars from their past By him, I was accepted It’s the way his hands roam It’s the way his eyes look at me It’s the way his lips kiss me Pinned beneath him upon the floor My fingers trailing along his back He presses down against me And my breaths
The Most Wonderful Person In The World
The most wonderful, caring, understanding, loving, giving, compassionate, great looking, sexy, hot, sweet, kind, warm, genuine, open, passionate, kind hearted, funny and the most outstanding person in the world!!! Follow the arrow to see who it is and have a great day! "You are the most wonderful person in the world!
Once again i was tested, but somehow i kept my cool. For awhile there i was scared, thinking i was going to end up being the fool. You really had me going, with false pretenses of love. I thought you were someone special, a gift from up above. You tried to grab my heart, and completely over take me. And for awhile you had it, but it really wasnt meant to be. Because i have looked into your eyes, and saw what you was really about. You could never love me for me, so there was always that doubt. That you would never change, No matter how hard i tried. I didnt want to deal with that hardship, i couldnt handle all your cries. I tried to comfort you as a friend, but you completly shut me out. You refused to let me talk, no matter what i tried to talk about. So I leave you to yourself, to suck up your own misery. You will no longer bring me down, I am stronger then you will ever be. I thank god for his friendship, that keeps me from going insane. I thank god for his love, that
Life isn't about keeping score. It's not about how many friends you have or how accepted you are. Not about if you have plans this weekend or if you're alone. It isn't about who you're dating, who you used to date, how many people you've dated, or if you haven't been with anyone at all. It isn't about who you have kissed. It's not about sex. It isn't about who your family is or how much money they have or what kind of car you drive. Or where you are sent to school. It's not about how beautiful or ugly you are or what clothes you wear, what shoes you have on, or what kind of music you listen to. It's not about if your hair is blond, red, black, or brown or if your skin is too light or too dark. Not about what grades you get, how smart you are, how smart everybody else thinks you are, or how smart standardized tests say you are. It's not about what clubs you're in or how good you are at "your" sport. It's not about representing your whole being on a piece of paper and see
A Question
what can run but cant walk?
Well tomorrow morning should be the magical 5 day thing that most tell me you are banned for.Somehow though I think its going to be longer. I miss commenting friends pics and bulletins:( I owe so many people a thank you pimpout for helping me level!Dont think I have forgot!Its just that my hands are tied right now with this bullshit so here and pms are pretty much the only place I can tell you how much I miss you all and appreciate you! Fingers crossed! TTFN, Tina for those lost on what im talking about read the enough already blogs!I can actually link you to a blog that has the direct copy and paste of the controversial bulletin if you want.
Packers Rock The Dome Baby!
Breaking all kinds of records once again is #4 at his apex with a fantastic team backing him up. 4-0 and 422 passing Marino up by two today. What more can we say? I know I get all kinds of flack being a Packer fan in Cowboy country but all they can say is 5 Super Bowls.... did anyone catch all the MVP high lights on the Packers ... especially Farve? Holding the NFC record for most division championships, most MVP's in the NFL, and so much more. Yeah, a lot of people say Farve is over rated and too old... "he should have retired years ago". I say, you’re just mad because your team couldn’t get him to come to you with the promise of more $$$. Farve is one of the true blue football players in the NFL. He plays for the game not the $$. He respects all teams and has shown nothing but love through his career. So the next time you feel the need to speed our Packers off the pike take a breather ‘cuz we're just warmin’ up baby!! SUPER BOWL HERE WE COME!!!!!!
Upcoming Rockford Chariots Schedule
October 19 Rock Valley College Exhibition - 7:00 PM October 27 - 28 Lake Michigan Conference Tournament - Grand Rapids, MI November 17 - 18 HOME: Rockford Chariots Fall Invitational Nov. 30 - Dec. 2 Charlottesville Cardinals Invitational - Charlottesville, VA January 26 - 27 Arkansas Tournament - Little Rock, AR February 1 - 3 Lexington, KY - Blue Grass Invitational February 16 - 17 HOME: Rockford Chariots Spring Fling March 15 - 16 Division 2 Regional - Site TBA March 28 - 29 Lexington, KY - NWBA Division 2 Final Four HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE!!
Nsfw Insainity
i mark my all my mumms nsfw for a good reason an someone is going out of there damn way ratin on me
Dj Switchblade Djin In Hydaway Only Today
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Excuse Me But...
Can anyone help me? I need to know how I edit a skin. I need one for my new lounge. Any help or advice would be great! Thanks Everyone!! May you walk in love, light, and happiness, Star :)
A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next to a black man on an airplane. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. "Madam, what is the matter?" the hostess asked. "You obviously do not see it," she responded. "You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat." "Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the seats on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another seat is available." The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one seat in the first class." Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued, "It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given the circumstances, th
Red Hot
The first thing I noticed Was the sun on her red hair Turning it to blazing fire As it tumbled Onto the white flesh of her shoulders The pastel shades Of her meagre top Struggled to contain the vibrancy of her breasts And her naked midriff tantalized The waistband of her skirt sat on her hips While the white cotton below Encased her rolling buttocks and strong thighs A gust of summer breeze Lifted her skirt allowing glimpses of her white thighs Then as she walked The sunlight behind her illuminated her form More than hinting at the delights Contained within the cotton of her skirt My thoughts then turned From her flaming red hair To a burning desire
In The Afterglow
She lay serenely in the afterglow The sweat of passion spent Vaporized and no more Her hair tousled, frames a peaceful face The red glow of the cheeks still visible Her eyes resting, her mouth open slightly Her full lips still moist, her pale skin smooth No hint remains of what passed The contortions of orgasm Which were etched into her innocent face Linger no more but shall again soon She lies beneath a silken sheet Stretched more tightly across her breasts Showing them in sharp relief The cool air from the open window Arouses her nipples Which stand proud through the silk She murmurs in her sleep and squirms in unison As her arousal continues elsewhere If her lover does not return Her satisfaction will be in her own hand
I meet her gaze I help her stand I hold my breath and kiss her hand I see her blush her cheeks red now I smell her hair and kiss her brow It brings me joy to hear her speak I take her hand and kiss her cheek I feel her skin 'neath my finger tips I hold her face and kiss her lips Our love's true passions now begin I caress her form and kiss her skin Our passions flow like summer rain Our love's fulfilled as we kiss again In the afterglow in fond embrace We speak of love and I kiss her face
We came together In a frenzied embrace Mouths locked, Nostrils flared Snorting like fighting bulls Kissing, stroking, groping Fumbling with buttons and belts Hooks and eyes Until we lay in a heap Disordered in our semi nakedness I caressed her breasts Teasing her nipples First with fingers Before attending to them orally I moved my hand across her soft belly And pulled up her skirt My mouth alternated between Her swollen nipples and her eager mouth My slipped under her skirt And I reached up Until I felt the silk of her underwear I pulled them down to her ankles urgently Then I moved my hand steadily Up her long stockined leg From ankle to calf to her inner thigh The soft naked flesh above her stocking Before combing my fingers through Her luxuriant growth She turned her attentions once again To my ear frantically exploring it with her tongue I cupped her pubic bone in my hand And rocked it gently Then I slipped my fingers between her lips Into the cream
That First Time
That first time Long ago When your hand Slipped into mine I felt instantly at peace And when I looked down At our interlocking hands I was unable to detect a join They were as one When first we kissed And we held each other tightly We never wanted to part When first we embraced In that burning passionate embrace Our hearts and souls joined They are joined still
Question Of The Nite???
What do a rattlesnake and a limp penis have in common? Not much, but you don't want to screw with either of them!
So, I am sort of disappointed. Only 3 people have congratulated me on my new position at work. I will be given a raise...and it may possibly be full time..FINALLY..That part, I will be working out with the boss guy tomorrow morning. Oh well...I'm stickin around for another hour and then I'm heading to bed...need as much rest & energy as I can get tomorrow. Hopefully I'll be able to make a payment on my phonebill tomorrow, so they don't shut my ass off. xoxoxox
Cupid's Beau
It took only seconds, after he saw her For him to adore her And In a week of having rated her He went on and dated her When he said good night after kissing her Straight away he was missing her And when he started to caress her He wanted to possess her And even before he made love to her He was deeply in love with her Then in a month of having bedded her He went on and wedded her They went together like hand in glove How lucky to land in love
Barbecued Ribs
Barbecued Ribs Recipe By : Serving Size : 4 Preparation Time :0:00 Categories : Cajun Main Dish Meats Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method -------- ------------ -------------------------------- 4 pounds Pork ribs -- cut in pieces 1 each Lemon 1 each Large onion 1 cup Catsup 1/3 cup Worcestershire sauce 1 teaspoon Chili powder 1 teaspoon Salt Dashes Tabasco sauce 2 cups Water Place ribs in shallow roasting pan, meaty side up. On each piece, place a slice of unpeeled lemon, a thin slice of onion. Roast in very hot oven, 450 F degrees, 30 minutes. Combine remaining ingredients; bring to a boil and pour over ribs. Continue baking in a moderate oven, 350 F degrees, about 2 hours, basting ribs with the sauce every 15 minutes. From "Talk
Love It’s such a small word A misused word A throw away word Used as a panacea Tell someone “I love you” And everything is supposed to be forgiven But love Is too small a word For what I feel Too small for what I want to express The love I feel Is immeasurable, infinite In its depth In its quality In time In it’s all encompassing nature It colours everything All I say, all I do Yet to express my feeling all I can say is “I love you” It’s just so inadequate For what I want to express My need for you My never being parted from you To be joined forever In everyway But I don’t have the word to express it I don’t have the vocabulary I just have love
Right Place, Wrong Time (been There Done This:p)
After they finished making love, the cowboy told her about his days on the range. "It's the only life for me. In fact, I'd be happy to die with my boots on." Suddenly a car pulled into the driveway. She said, "Well, you'd better put 'em on now, Slick. That's my husband, the Sheriff!"
Alone I Hide
I fight this pain But cannot subdue. The amount of strength It takes to get over you Drugged up state of mind Euphoria has come to me Lie alone in these dark halls In infinity it shall be I sit here in my own little world Little by little I slowly die Without you near I begin to cry No one seems close to me No one by my side I close my eyes and sink further As alone, I hide
Her Skin
Her skin, I love to touch, I love to touch her skin. Soft, succulent, delicious skin on legs, belly, breasts, her folds. I love to touch her skin. Our mouths, with gentle suction, pulling and drawing, Our tongues, entwined in rhythmical dance, sliding, swirling, simulated movements when united. Thick protrusion enters her skin, Her skin, I love to touch.
A Seductive Sin
Long and Luscious Burning Fire Slow and Slick Sweet Desire Love and Passion In depths within Light and Flicker A seductive sin
The Mexican (and No It's Not Me And No Offense To My Friends North Of The Border:p)
A Mexican in Houston has his car stolen. He doesn't report it for 7 days. When he finally goes to the police station to report, the officer in charge says that since the loss occurred over 7 days ago the vehicle is probably over the border and stripped for parts. The Mexican was heard to mutter as he left the station . . . . . . " Damn Canadians".
Need Dj:s
ok hey. i need dj's like something fierce.. so if you can sb me or leave a comment here,.. saying you wanna dj.. even if you don't have experince..and you want to.. do me a fav if you read this spread it to your fubar friends.. you never know someone out there might want to dj.. and you might be the person who can help them become one.. or copy n paste and come tell me
Congratulations!! You've Just Been Labled A Lier
I'm not sure I understand. But someone I thought was a good person person just accused me of being a lier. Without even an explanation as to what I apparently lied about. Everything in my Profile is the Truth. So I am confused,the individual that accused me of such treachery.Lied to me twice and broke 2 promisses So Who is the Dishonest one here? Also, If this Accusation is a way to cut me loose? Hey all you had to say Was, "Hey sorry I think I'ld rather not be your friend anymore"...for whatever reason. Hey I'm cool with that !
WHAT IS GOING ON !!!Ok now the Fu-mail doesn't work,Images don't load right ,Image sizes are off,Doesn't reload image page,can't change albums ,takes forever to delete photo's,It also locks up my computer,The new lounges are max'd at 300 members WON'T allow us to add more,Staff can't ban or delete people,Shout box's move after loading,NSFW crashes,Albums are disappearing and ,and if you look you'll notice double images all over your folders.I have spoken to a few people that now have damaged computers from hard reboots.Loading images doesn't show up on BAR TAB,please feel free to add to this list I'm really close to leaving this site.MORE and MORE problems everyday NOT less
so i think i did it again. i know i upset some one that is very near to my heart, my gf jc. something that i could have said to her when we started goen out but i didn't think of it till now. and i know i upset her and i am very sorry about it. i love her so much and i am very glad i have her in my life, i didn't mean to upset her but i know i did and i am very sorry about it.
Love Myself As You Do Me
You look in my eyes and what do you see Nothing but the kindness and sincerity Lying on the surface but still within me But you see I am a whole lot more With flaws abound and feelings that run wild Leading me to actions that most would abhor A pain that runs deep needs a love that cannot sleep Yet I call out in vain And hear not even a peep I cant change who I am don’t know if I would But maybe one day I can Take me as I am Faults and all hold me tight And answer my anguished call Do unto me as I have done unto you Let me know you love me And that your love will always be true Do these simple things and you will see What a true friend is And what true love can be
Negitive World
We look upon this world and all of its beauty with closed eyes. We see nothing in true love and friendship. We are Vain to ourselves and opinionated to others. We look upon people as object and items of use. We see them as things to use and abuse. We are Cruel and hateful to everyone. We look upon our family as burdens on us. We see nothing in loyalty and Family values. We are disobedient and hurtful to them. We look upon life and the soul of humanity as a joke We see nothing of use in others and we value our own to highly. We are suicidal in pointless things and cowardly in important things.
The Sword
I am the Sword the slices through life My blade is long, like my life I lead My blade is sharp, as my mind can be My blade is pointed, like I am direct I rush forward, dealing with life I slice into everything that gets in my way I challenge all that stands before me I am harsh and deadly and will get the job done But I am a sword with no sheath Alone, with no one to hold me To keep me safe and care for me To control me from lashing out Who will be my Partner The one to holds me tight Who will be the one Who fits with me tight
Understand The Meaning
Pain and Death are illusions of the weak mind. Without Death, pain loses its relevance. It is what we do and accomplish in life, That makes us worthy to our children's eye. It is in our children's eye, That we will be remembered forever. It is that remembrance that makes us Immortal. Happiness and Love are in our Hearts to find. Without love, life loses its relevance. It is the feeling of wholeness, That we find in another. It is when two people who love, That they become one and whole It is that Love that will carry them forever. Knowledge and Understand are keys to live. Without understanding, we end up blind It is what we do with the knowledge, That can help us understand each other. It is understanding life and people, That will bring us closer to ourselves. It is with all of this that we become Human.
Yep Yep
I've decided to tell her how I feel.
Why Is It?
Why do you do the things you do? How you treat yourself, and me too. I see you for who you are, so why can't you? You say you don't deserve me, But who are you to say that? You can't see what I see, You are not me. So think long and hard, And remember, I know you and see you for you, and you alone, So come to me, and let me show you, you Through me.
The Little Tree...
Two tall trees are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them. One tree says to the other, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"...The other says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. One of the tall trees says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"...The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. That, my friends, is the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in." ....
Chris Rock's Quote...
Chris Rock's Quote of the Year: "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. Need I say more?
Think Carefully Before You Speak....
"If I died, would you get married again?" Husband: "Of course not!"... Wife: "No? Why not? Don't you like being married?"... Husband: "Of course I do!!!" ... Wife "Then why wouldn't you get married again?"... Husband: "Alright I would"... Wife: (looking hurtful): You would?"... Husband I would, but only because it was so good with you."... Wife "And you'd sleep with her in our bed?"... Husband: "Where else would you want us to sleep?"... Wife: "And you'd replace all my photographs with hers?"... Husband: "Yes, it's only natural, I guess."... Wife: "And she'd use my car?"... HUSBAND: "No. She can't drive.... Wife: (COLD DEAD SILENCE) Husband: "OH F*CK!!!"
I sit on the ground where you lay. I hold the grass in my hands and wish that you were still here. Is that selfish? I think about you... everyday.(Some more than others) I think about you and feel so lonely. why did you leave? you were supposed to come home. You left everything behind...including me. I know time will ease the pain. I've lost like this before and it hurt just as much. You were all I had for such a long time. I was all you had. I was your life. Your birthday is coming up and just thinking about it makes me cry. I miss you I miss you I miss you I miss you I miss you
We're Back!!!!!!
Hi everyone.... Just a news update on the trip to L.A. The trip to L.A. turned out to be a whirlwind trip to Nashville actually. We were directed by an attorney in L.A. to get out to Nashville to meet with one of his colleagues in Nashville, which turned out great! Matter of fact, the entire trip to Nashville was fantastic. For openers, I am now represented by a Nashville Entertainment law firm, and a good one. That should open a lot of doors for us. Secondly, we made a lot of good contacts in Nashville and my new entertainment attorney will be getting packages in doors for us. Very cool baby! :) Anyway, we had a great time in what turned out to be a weekend in Nashville, but it was for the best indeed. So, a very fruitful weekend and thanks to Angela's very professional demeanor, we got into this entertainment law firm, which is awesome! At any rate, that's about it for now. It was a fabulous weekend which was very beneficial indeed. More news will be coming soon and we will be m
World Of Darkness
Why is it so Dark and Cold? Why am I feeling so Lonely? Why am I even here in this place? Where is this place? What is this place? And why is it so Dark here? I'm so Cold and Lonely Sitting here in the Dark Wondering where you are Why are we Apart Why can't it be so That we can hold each other Why am I cursed to be Alone Forever in this Place and World Of total Loneliness and Darkness Cant I come and be with you Cant i feel the joy and Love Of walking by your side in the Light Or am I forever Cursed To remain in the shadows In the world of Darkness wrote 9~30~07
The Fern And The Bamboo.....
The Fern and the Bamboo..... One day I decided to quit.... I quit my job, my relationship, my spirituality.. I wanted to quit my life. I went to the woods to have one last talk with God. "God", I said. "Can you give me one good reason not to quit?" His answer surprised me... "Look around", He said. "Do you see the fern and the bamboo?" "Yes", I replied. "When I planted the fern and the bamboo seeds, I took very good care of them. I gave them light. I gave them water. The fern quickly grew from the earth. Its brilliant green covered the floor. Yet nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo. In the second year the Fern grew more vibrant and plentiful. And again, nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo". He said. "In the third year, there was still nothing from the bamboo seed. But I would not quit. In the fourth year, again, there was nothing from
The Arousing
Eyes touching my soul Feel your tantalizing touch Can hold back no more Eyes lead to kissing Kissing leads to undressing Heaven is in you
Babies....who Will Protect Them????
Where Can I Find Cool Comments
where can i find cool comments
Why Is It That Only Whites Can Be Racists?
Sad but true and I agree. I have many friends that know my heart on this subject. They know how I feel about them ....... if you really think it is all good for the white man think again and read carefully. Not only is this true, but we are the ones that are blamed when all does not go according to the big picture. I am sorry people but we didn't paint that damn picture so try doing a little painting of your own and try to control your racist comments for those that truly deserve them. Just because I am a proud white girl ....... does not mean I am a racist I am just Proud To Be White!!! And I would be proud to be purple if that was the case as well!!!! Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You Call me "White boy," "Cracker," "Honkey," "Whitey,"
What do you consider a loving,healthy,happy relationship? I am having a really hard time with certain things at the moment. I want to know how other ppl feel about relationships and what makes you happy in one. What is happiness?? What makes YOU happy just in general?? How can you find yourself when you've been lost for so long you forgot who you were as a person?? How can you get rid of the overwhelming feeling of lonliness?? Oh well maybe one day I'll find the answer to these questions....Until then I'll keep searching.
My Kitty
So Marc and I picked up a kitty today. If you've browsed my pictures, you'll see him. Anyway, at the animal shelter, our kitty was in a cage. We were told it was because he was really shy and hides under everything. I didn't think it was too big of a deal. It didn't take him long to get used to me when I was holding him. In no time, he was cuddling and licking my fingers. We get home, I put him down on the living room floor. First thing he does is bolt to the back of the chair and lay there. I poured him some food, and picked him up to show him where his dish was. Once I set him down, he went under one of our racks. We decided to let him sit there and have the chance to explore the house. What does the little shithead do? Go into the BACK of the fridge and climb in. I was freaked cause I couldn't find him. Anyway, once we did, we couldn't get him out, so we waited. He stayed in the back of the fridge for like 3 hours. Then we finally got him out and I held him for about an

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