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The Bs With This Site
Someone please explain to me ..... because FUBAR can't .... I read my email and it tells me I have comments from friends on Fubar ... but when I sign on .... there's no comment. In my Bar Tab box .... it says friends left me comments .... but they're not there. I had a friend send me 5 drinks .... I sign on .... the drinks are in my email but NOT on my page. I don't get it ..... I have pictures that are NOT nsfw .... and they are just gone ~ POOF! I didn't delete any pictures! This site seems to suck worse with every passing moment.
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My mission: the commission of the dishin out for facts Cuz when I’m dimin’ my rhymin never slacks, never lacks So get back to the basics and face it. The american dream ain’t what it seems With lies they’ve laced it. can’t you taste it? See they baste it in an imitation butter. We’ve ate it and realized it’s not nature to mother Generic like no other, man, fuck big brotha! The kottonmouth king klick. are you blind or somethin? Are you blind to the facts? you think that this system, That this society, sees any other color other than green? Well it’s all slave-driven. the illusion of ownership in america Property is theft, that’s how we livin’ The bong tokin’ alcoholics Gettin bent every night is the thing we do Wakin’ up every day in the afternoon. I crawl out the bed on the way to the shower Gotta hurry up I got a date in an hour. Call my boy x on the shower phone. ’what’s up, saint? man, I’m stoned alone By the way I got the freaks on point Call up the krew
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B*tch?
You are 58% Bittch! Wow! You really are becoming a real Bittch! Has anyone ever told you that? I think you need to calm it down! Before you can't turn back from being a big Bittch! Being Cruel isn't that fun! How much of a B*tch Are you?Create MySpace Quizzes
B*tches
THERE ARE SOME B*TCH AZZ PEOPLE ON THIS LAME AZZ SITE FOR REAL..FUNNY AS HELL.SO I HAVE DECIDED TO GET RID OF MY PROFILE..TO SOME PEOPLE THAT WERE REAL ON HERE U KNOW HOW TO GET A HOLD OF ME..DARK ENIGMA U KNOW U MY GURL U GOT MY EMAIL SO GET AT ME. SORRY ACTUALLY IM NOT SORRY FOR LEAVING..FAKE AZZ PEOPLE..U ALL CAN HAVE EACH OTHER FOR REAL..DONT EVER IN YO LIFE TALK TO ME AGAIN..ONE
B*tch
You are dating one of the biggest skanks on cherry tap..You will see that she is a waste of your time and when you see that and finally realize that you will see where you have went wrong but until then do not start drama with other members on cherrytap and if you do I will turn you in I am a hostess on this site and I am sure that they will believe me over you any day so until you know the facts of some skank then you will not be liked or wanted on this site so grow the fuck up and get rid of your skanky bitch..I know that I am hot and I know that I am far better looking then she will ever be so go ahead bash me all you want and everything I really do not care one way or another so have a good life with your nasty trailer park trashy skanky bitch and all that and watch you will regret it all the way my dear...well good luck with somebody that has all kinds of mental problems that wants to make herself look like she is oh so much better then anybody else on this website so good fucking
B*tchology
BITCHOLOGY When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed. And if
B*tch *my Anthem*
I hate the world today You're so good to me I know but I can't change Tried to tell you But you look at me like maybe I'm an angel underneath Innocent and sweet Yesterday I cried Must have been relieved to see The softer side I can understand how you'd be so confused I don't envy you I'm a little bit of everything All rolled into one I'm a bitch, I'm a lover I'm a child, I'm a mother I'm a sinner, I'm a saint I do not feel ashamed I'm your hell, I'm your dream I'm nothing in between You know you wouldn't want it any other way So take me as I am This may mean You'll have to be a stronger man Rest assured that When I start to make you nervous And I'm going to extremes Tomorrow I will change And today won't mean a thing Just when you think, you got me figured out The season's already changing I think it's cool, you do what you do And don't try to save me I'm a bitch, I'm a tease I'm a goddess on my knees When you hurt, when you suffer I'
A B*tch..
cinco™: A person ain't a 'b*tch' if all it talks about is that it -is- a 'b*tch'. A true b*tch is known to be a b*tch without having to say it's a b*tch. Like NWA raps "A b*tch is a b*tch". What can I say? It seems many on fubar consider themselves a "b*tch", unfortunately...they're just simply wanna-be's. Welcome to the new 30+ year olds' 2nd chance at high school! Yee haw!
B*tch, I've Got Rubber Bands.
Sunday, I enjoyed the rain. My windows were up and the cool breeze blew. It brought me the sounds of the drops hitting the neighbor's tin room and the smell of wet, country grass...it was peaceful. I enjoyed it. I procrastinated on my homework as usual. After being back in school for 2 1/2 years now, the daily grind has me pretty jaded at the moment....especially since I've become a single mom this year. Add to that the fact that my son is a walking demolition team...and life gets hectic. Rarely do I find myself able to enjoy peaceful moments with wonderful cups of cinnamon hazelnut coffee, but on Sunday, I did. It wasn't long before that disrupted into anger and chaos. The ex brought our son back to me. Early. but what's new? he's always early these days so he can run off on a date with the newest love interest or sex interest...whatever she is. Or, that was at least my frame of mind when he showed up early on Sunday. Then he informed me that he's moving in with her. I boiled
B*tchology
BITCHOLOGY When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I 'should' be. I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed. And if that makes me a bitch , so be it. I embrace the title and am
B!tches 'til The End
The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.'The woman was shocked but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.'Well, daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer. So, let's head to the club and have a martini.'After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating.The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end, 'I've been diagnosed with AIDS.'The friends were aghast, gave the woman their condolences and beat a hasty retreat.After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered, 'Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you
B*tches Dont Know...
Bout My (I stole this off of your mom ) layer one. Spell your name with bands/artists Johnny Lang AC/DC Motorhead Eric Clapton Stevie Ray Vaughan layer two. - name: James - birth date: 11/05/1978 - nicknames: Anon, faggot, goatse, Jedi master.... - current location: 41.3444, Longitude = -86.3782 - eye color: Green - hair color: Blonde/Ginger - righty or lefty: Mouth. - best friend[s]: The homeless guy with the dog. layer three. - the shoes you wore today: none, yet. - your perfect pizza: MEAT, tubesteak...i love peppers(hot ones0, and jalapeno cheese sauce for teh crust - the last time you cried: Unsure. layer four. - your best physical feature: Anus - most missed memory: If it was a memory missed, i wouldnt realize it, thereby making it not a memory according to my conscious mind, therefore...making missing it impossible due to me not being able to quantify its state ofbeing.. layer five. - pepsi or coke
B*tchin' Kitchen Cooking Show
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B*tch Please
Throwing down some stuff I had written awhile back, found my notebook layin around. Ya know, I pride myself on this and that But I aint never had the one I thought was all that I toyed, joyed, ployed for what it is worth It was never about all that; it aint self worth I worked, played, fucked off Never had I seen, said, or turned it off It always there, never aware, that bitch ass woman just never cared. No matter where it was, or when it came, she was all over it like a line of cocaine. I thought I was over it, I thought she was it Bitch was crazy and that aint the half of it.
Bắt Cá Hai Tay, Em Diễn Hay Lắm
                                                                                                                                                                           " TÌNH YÊU CHẲNG QUA LÀ 1 TRÒ GIẢI TRÍ CỦA EM" - Em định bắt cá hai tay đấy à? - Anh nói gì cơ? Chi quay lại tròn xoe mắt nhìn Quân. - Không phải à, đưa một tay đây anh giữ, không thì em ngã xuống hồ bây giờ. - Hì hì. Không cần, cứ kệ em.. Em cứ thích bắt cá hai tay đấy. Nói rồi Chi huơ huơ tiếp cái lưới con con..   Quân nhìn cái dáng nhỏ con của Chi bên mép nước, chẳng nói được gì chỉ biết cười trừ. Anh nằm lên bãi cỏ bên hồ. Cuối chiều, những đám mây trắng chuyển dần sang màu mỡ gà, mN
Bt - Force Of Gravity
So many broken promises have made me feel this...
B Thankful
BE THANKFUL THAT U DON'T ALREADY HAVE EVERYTHING U DESIRE. IF U DID WHAT WOULD THERE B TO LOOK FORWARD TO? BE THANKFUL WHEN U DON'T KNOW SOMETHING. FOR IT GIVES U THE OPPORTUNITY TO LEARN. BE THANKFUL FOR DIFFICULT TIMES. DURING THOSE TIMES U GROW. BE THANKFUL FOR UR LIMITATIONS. BECAUSE THEY GIVE YOU THE OPPORTUNITY TO IMPROVE. B THANKFUL FOR MISTAKES. THEY WILL TEACH U VALUABLE LESSONS. BE THANKFUL WHEN U R TIRED AND WEARY. BECAUSE IT MEANS U'VE MADE A DIFFERENCE. IT'S EASY TO BE THANKFUL FOR THE GOOD THINGS. A LIFE OF RICH FULLFILLMENT COMES TO THOSE THAT ARE ALSO THANKFUL FOR THE SETBACKS. FIND A WAY TO BE THANKFUL FOR UR TROUBLES AND THEY CAN BECOME UR BLESSINGS.
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Which buffy character are you most like? willowYou are pretty much a big nerd, but thats not always bad plus you big with the magics.
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FEEL FREE TO READ THROUGH MY OTHER POSTS WHILE YOU'RE HERE. THANKS.
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I didn't post the Fibromyalgia information for no apparent reason. I have fibromyalgia so I thought it would be good to post some info about it :)
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I've decided to accept a different mans proposal of marriage. He's in Texas. He knows I'm bipolar and a swinger. Thx Rebel for the warning. God definately used you to help me! Debbie
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I probably wont be on for a few days, up to a week or two actually till i get the internet turned on over there :) If you miss me to much just message me and ill give you my cell number.
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A lot has been happening and I haven't had much time to come on like I used to. All is good. Been busy trying to get my body and life in order and time off here is what helps.   I will keep an eye out for messages and stuff ... Shout outs will be answered when I pop on and off to check up on all you deviates ...   I love you all ........................ Catch ya soon xoxoxo    
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Btwn Heaven And Hell.
Today I feel a bit shity... P.o. For No apperent reason expect asking my self, "Why." Why is life... life? why is it so important? I feel as if I'm Binded In the middle of Heaven and Hell... some sort of tug-a-war between Faith. I feel trapped in one place right now. Everthing is just empty. I Don't know if I should Laugh or cry... My first year on my own and I'm having to deal with so much pressure. All I can do is Make Money. I hate money, but It is needed and must be made. I'm so stressed right now I do not even know What to say next. 2 hours of sleep all week can make a somebody crazy. Let me sleep. Goodnight to all of you.
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BEFORE YOU SPEAK... LISTEN BEFORE YOU WRITE... THINK BEFORE YOU SPEND... EARN BEFORE YOU CRITICIZE...WAIT BEFORE YOU PRAY...FORGIVE BEFORE YOU QUIT...TRY Your words, your dreams, and your thoughts have the power to create conditions in your life. What you speak about, you can bring about. If you keep saying you can't stand your job, you might lose your job. If you keep saying you can't stand your body, your body can become sick. If you keep saying you can't stand your car, your car could be stolen or just stop operating. If you keep saying you're always broke, guess what? You'll always be broke. If you keep saying you can't trust a man or trust a woman, you will always find someone in your life to hurt and betray you. If you keep saying you can't find a job, you will remain unemployed. If you keep saying you can't find someone to love you or believe in you, our very thoughts will attract more experiences to confirm your beliefs. Turn your th
A Bubble Bath
I lie in the water feeling the warmth comfort and soothe me Melting away the stress of the day Bubbles of sweet smells enveloping me Candles lit and their fragrance of White Tea Fills the air, such a sweet, intoxicating smell The stereo is playing I have chosen Sadeness by Enigma As I lay there with my eyes closed I feel the music seductively enter my soul It fills me with a sense of mystery, desire, hunger I let out a sigh Visions come to mind as the words are sung My lover is with me, touching me in forbidden places As my head rolls from side to side, eyes still closed I feel the pressure on my flower and I let out a low moan Rhythmically he caress to the beat that is in the air Sending my desires to places that it has never been The feel of his hands hungrily caressing my skin I shiver as my body lets go of the first wave of sweet juice My lover continues, his rhythm gets faster as the music reaches climax I let out a scream
Bubble Bath
It was getting late and you knew I had to work tonight. Earlier we had made plans for a romantic dinner, a walk on the beach. The moon was going to be full tonight and you always loved the way it shimmered over the ocean like sparkles dancing on the swells. But most of all you were looking forward to candle light, wine and a warm bubble bath. "Of all nights he has to work late" you muttered to yourself as you put the dishes away. "Well at least I can enjoy a bubble bath" as you filled the tub with bubbles and hot water. Locking up the office I anxiously unlocked my Porsche, got in and headed home. I thought to myself "I'll surprise her with flowers" I felt wonderful about finishing work early and knew how much she was looking forward to tonight. As I drove up I turned the lights off and parked the car, grabbed the roses and quietly entered the house. I had been thinking about her all day and wanted to surprise her with the flowers, so I softly opened the bathroom door. She was be
Bubbles And Her Crew
Hey Im Bubbles and i just wanna say mwuahahahaha i win. lol. hmmm BERRIED, BLOSSOM, AND BUTTERCUP I
Bubba And Earl
Bubba and Earl were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Budweiser. Bubba said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!" "Don't worry," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, then peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads then throw the bottles under the seat. Just let me do the talkin'." They finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight and put the labels on each of their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Howdy boys, ya'll been drinkin?" "No sir," said Earl while pointing at the labels. "Me and Bubba's on the Patch."
Bubble, Bubble, Toil And Trouble
Which Shakespearean hero are you? MacBethAll you ever wanted was to make sure you became King. If it wasn't for your wife telling you to kill the present king, none of this would have happened!!
Bubbles
There were 3 ducks in a court house. The first duck walks up to the judge. The judge asks why are you here? Duck one replies, I was blowing bubbles in the back of the store. The judge says that is not a crime and lets the duck go. The second duck walks up to the judge. The judge asks why are you here? The duck replies I was blowing bubbles in the back of the store. The judge again says that is not a crime and lets him go. The third duck walks up to the judge. The judge asks for the third time, why are you here? The duck replies, uuuummmm, I'm bubbles. The judge lloks at the duck and just says oh!
Bubba
Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is It true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin People to git cancer ?" "Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer. "And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants Fer makin th em fat an cloggin their arteries with all Them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?" "Sure is, Bubba." "And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she Was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?" "Yep." "And that football player sued that university when he Gradiated and still couldn't read?" "That's right," said the lawyer." "But why are you asking?" "Wull, I was thinkin .. . . What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?"
Bubba Gonna Sue. .
Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they’s suin' them cigarette companies fer causin’ people to git cancer ?" "Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer. "And now someone is suin' them fast food restaurants fer makin’ them fat an cloggin’ their arteries with all them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?" "Sure is, Bubba." "And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?" "Yep." "And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and still couldn't read?" "That’s right," said the lawyer. "But why are you asking?" "Well, I was thinkin’ . . . What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?
Bubba Had Shingles :-d
Bubba had shingles :-D Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem that more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Bubba: Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room. A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. An hour later the doctor came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, shingles. The doctor asked, Where?
Bubbles
In my bath the bubbles came they first were bright and pretty new and happy fresh and sweet they formed to make a city The first bubble soon became the old and grew rigidly set in their ways newer bubble pushed up from below struggling to see the light of the day Two bubbles would marry and bond as one they’d be the shiniest in the tub envied by all the average bubbles who also envied the tiniest ones Then it came the Bubble War two mounds clashing two mounds cruel bursting slashing bashinggnashing until all the bubbles were gone from the pool save one it rested upon my nose I looked at it deep I looked at it close I grew to love that last little bubble until pop!
Bubbles
I am fortunate. I have a great house, a high paying job and a sexy woman who lived with me. My lover is absolutely to die for. She’s five foot eight; 145 pounds and a fiery redhead, not to mention stacked and has all the curves in the right places. She stays at home and operates her websites. They range from free sites to a cam site, featuring her of course. I came home from work late one evening and she had cooked dinner. I felt absolutely awful that I missed it. I could tell she was upset as well. As I munched on the leftovers I thought of a way to repay her. The light bulb went off. “Baby, I’m going to be in the bathroom for a bit, my tummy isn’t feeling well.” All right, not romantic, but she won’t bother me in there either. I hurried into our room and made for the master bath. I poured some vanilla scented bubble bath into our sunken garden tub. I was careful not to make too much noise, and eased the faucet open, first the hot water then the cold. I kept the bath water running
Bubba
BUBBA Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they's suin them cigarette companies fer causin people to git cancer?" "Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer. "And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants fer makin 'em fat an cloggin their arteries with all them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?" "Sure is, Bubba." "And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?" "Yep." "And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and still couldn't read?" "That's right," said the lawyer. "But why are you asking?" "Well, I was thinkin . . . What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?"
Bubba Had Shingles
Bubba had Shingles > Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! > Doesn't it seem that more and more physicians are running their practices > like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Bubba: > Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he > had. Bubba said, Shingles. So she wrote down his name, address, medical > insurance number and told him to have a seat. > Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide&n bsp;came out and asked Bubba what he had. > Bubba said, Shingles. So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete > medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room. > A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said > Shingles. So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an > electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for > the doctor. > An hour later the doctor came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said > Shingles. The
Bubba
Bubba There was a man named Bubba and Bubba knew EVERYONE in the whole world!!! Once when Bubba got a new job, Bubba says to his new boss, "Boss, I know everyone in the whole world!" His boss doesn't believe him, so he says "No you do not know everyone in the whole world" but Bubba says "Yes I do!" so Bubba's boss says "Well prove it!" then Bubba says "Pick someone... and I know them!" Well Bubba's boss thinks for a minute and then comes up with a name. "Tom Selleck! I bet you don't know Tom Selleck!" Bubba says "Tom Selleck! Tom and I were in boy scouts together when we were kids!" but Bubba's boss says "No you weren't!" then Bubba says "Yes we were!" so they fly to Hollywood and drive up to Tom Selleck's house. Bubba knocks on the door and Tom Selleck answers and Bubba goes "Tom!!!" and Tom goes "Bubba!" and they hug and catch up for 30 minutes and Bubba's boss can't believe it. But then he thinks "Well that could happen, it's just one person," so he tells Bubba and Bubba says "OK, p
Bubba
Subject: Bubba A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?" She turned, smiled, and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really?" he said. "And what kind of
Bubba Converts!
Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic....And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass, and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic." Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Bubba, clutching a sm
Bubba Had Shingles
Bubba had shingles :-D Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem that more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Bubba: Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room. A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. An hour later the doctor came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, shingles. The docto
Bubble Of Protection Meditation
Here's a simple safety and protection meditation. This visualization can be used around people, pets, homes, cars, airplanes, and around anything you want to protect. After doing this a few times, you will not need the candles. You will be able to visualize the ball of white light at any time and any place. If you wish to protect a loved one and you have a photo of them, place it between the candles for the meditation. (Don't let it catch fire!) You may cast a circle if you like, but it is not necessary. Light white candles for protection. Begin the meditation: Sit down and get comfortable. Relax. Breathe slow and deep. Let all tension flow into the earth. Feel calm and peaceful. You are completely relaxed. Now visualize a beautiful white light all around you, like a bubble. It shimmers and sparkles. Now make it stronger, and then make it shine brighter. Make it grow until it fills the room you are in. Fill the bubble with love. Know that it will protect you where ever you go
Bubba
Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to attract the girls. He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice. "It's those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool. They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos-about two sizes too little and drop a fist-sized tater down inside them. I'm telling ya man...ya'll have all the babes you want!" The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning way, laughing, looking sick! Bubba went back to his buddy Billy-Bob and asked him, "What's wrong now?" "Lard-Almighty!" said Billy-Bob, "the tater goes in the front!"
~~bubba And The Shrink~~
Bubba Bubba went to a psychiatrist. " I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears." "How much do you charge?" "Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor." "I'll sleep on it," said Bubba. Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist. "Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!" "Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?" "He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now !!!"
Bubba
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Darryl and Gomer. The three men had always done Everything together. Darryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Darryl said "Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Darryl said, "Nope. Ain't Bubba." The mortician thought this was rather strange so he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes." "What? He had two assholes?" asked the mortician. Yup, I never seen 'em, but everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Bubba with them two ass
Bubba & The Old Swimming Hole
Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to attract the girls. He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice. "It's those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool...They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too little and drop a fist-sized tater down inside them. I'm telling ya man...you'll have all the babes you want!" The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick! Bubba went back to his buddy Billy-Bob and asked him, "What's wrong now?" "Lard-Almighty Bubba!" said Billy-Bob, "the tater goes in the front!"
Bubba Had Shingles
Bubba had Shingles Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem tha t more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Bubba: Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room. A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and waited for the doctor. An hour later the doctor came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, shingles. The doctor asked, Where? Bubba said
Bubble Bath
I walk into the bathroom wearing a dark green silk robe that comes just below my hips a glass of sangria in my hands. The only light is from the candles burning. I look into the mirror and take a sip of the sangria it's sweet and my tongue darts out to catch the drops off my lips.. My Bath is ready, I look toward the tub and see steam rising off the top of the bubbles sparkling in the candle light. I set the glass down and gently pull my hair on top of my head and secure it with a clip. Not all of it will stay up though so small strands fall down to frame my face and neck. Slowly I untie the belt of my robe and let it slip slowly off my shoulders to fall to the floor behind me. My body quivers with anticipation as I walk to the tub. Carefully I start to get in. The water is very hot and immediately my skin turns pink and I let out a sigh as I lower my body into the water. I lay back and the bubbles swarm around me. My breasts gently bounce from the jets pulsating the water
Bubba's Buddies
Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" "Yes, what can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Bubba Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside dem dare logs, but he's hidin' it in dare." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Bubba's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Bubba and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Bubba's house. "Hey, Bubba! Dis here's Bear....did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep!" "Happy Birthday buddy!"
The Bubber
He is now 10 lbs...two pounds in just two weeks...wow. I'm in shock.
Bubba
> > >> Bubba went to a psychiatrist. > > >> "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody > > under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." > > >> "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come > > talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those > > fears." > > >> "How much do you charge?" > > >> > > >> "Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor." > > >> "I'll sleep on it," said Bubba. > > >> Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you > > ever come to see me about those fears you were having?" asked the > > psychiatrist. > > >> "Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful > > lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved > > all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!" > > >> "Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?" > > >> "He told me to cut the
Bubba
Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic....And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass.....and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic." Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water
Bubba
Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic, and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass.....and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic." Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Bubba, clutching a smal
Bubba
One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin. "Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!?" "Bobby Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied. "She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?" "Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said, 'Bubba, take whatever you want'. So I took the truck!" "Bubba, you're a smart man!. Them clothes woulda never fit you!"
Bubba..
Bubba, an airline mechanic, was bragging to his boss one day. "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name Someone, Anyone and I know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "Okay, Bubba, how about Tom Cruise"? "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends and I can prove it." So, Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Bubba ! Great to see You! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!" Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says. "President Bush," his Boss quickly retorts. Yep", Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington." So, off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Bubba on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise. I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend
Bubbles
I am in a giant white room that softly glows & pluses like it has a life of it's own. As I look around in wonder I see that the entire room is fill with thousand of thousands of bubbles. Some how I instinctivly know that in the reflection of each bubble lays a snap shot of a memory that it contains. If I were to think of a memory the bubble would float to me and I could replay it right there in front of me. Somethign catches my attention.....a shadow learking. I can not follow it but I try. As I think of a memory the shadow appears and the bubble burts. I stand there shocked, what was the memory? A single tear falls from my eye, as that tear hits the floor all around me the thousands of other bubbles suddenly burts and rain blood down upon me.
~bubbles~
Bubbles in the tub, All arond where I sit, No need to scrub, Relax and soak a bit. They envelope stress, Feel it just vanish, My skin they caress, Worries slowly diminish. Lean back, Close my eyes, Feel the tension melt away, Deep cleansing sigh, The end of the day. Bubbles in the tub, All around where I sit, No need to scrub, Relax and soak a bit.
Bubble Of Protection Meditation
Here's a simple safety and protection meditation. This visualization can be used around people, pets, homes, cars, airplanes, and around anything you want to protect. After doing this a few times, you will not need the candles. You will be able to visualize the ball of white light at any time and any place. If you wish to protect a loved one and you have a photo of them, place it between the candles for the meditation. (Don't let it catch fire!) You may cast a circle if you like, but it is not necessary. Light white candles for protection. Begin the meditation: Sit down and get comfortable. Relax. Breathe slow and deep. Let all tension flow into the earth. Feel calm and peaceful. You are completely relaxed. Now visualize a beautiful white light all around you, like a bubble. It shimmers and sparkles. Now make it stronger, and then make it shine brighter. Make it grow until it fills the room you are in. Fill the bubble with love. Know that it will protect you where ever you go.
Bubba
Bubba went to a psychiatrist. " I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears." "How much do you charge?" "Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor." "I'll sleep on it," said Bubba. Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist. "Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!" "Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?" "He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now !!!"
Bubba
Bubba, a furniture dealer from Arkansas, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find. After arriving in Paris he met with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home in Arkansas. To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine. As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house. Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table, asked him something in French (which he did not understand), and motioned toward the chair. He invited her to sit down. He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his language so, after a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her. She nodded, and he ordered a glass of wine
Bubba Had Shingles
Bubba had shingles Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem that more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Bubba: Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room. A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. An hour later the doctor came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, shingles. The doctor ask
Bubble/work/phattys
Bubble Where did mu bubble go???? Work It sucks.....Bites.... I some times want to shoot it but i can't,,,, FUVKERS
Bubba
Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin People to git cancer ?" "Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer. "And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants Fer makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?" "Sure is, Bubba." "And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?" "Yep." "And that football player sued that university when he Gradiated and still couldn't read?" "That's right," said the lawyer." "But why are you asking?" "Well, I was thinkin . ... What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?"
Bubbas Contest
Bubble Gum Yum
I love it when a man takes his time on eating the puss Getting my juices running out all down the crack of my ass Then as he takes his tongue and chases after those juices All up and down my crack As his finger massages that clit rubbing it in circular motion with his middle finger inside my pussy walls and his thumb inside that ass hole in and out in slow mo Ah! Ah! Ah! Got my legs shaking, my ass tweeking Squeezing it so tight Listening to him say, "Cum all in my mouth boo" Ah! Ah! Ah! Tongue all up and down the pussy lips. I'm gonna cum all ova that tongue. Ah! Ah! Ah! Yes! Yes! Yes! Big Daddy! Oh! Oh! Aah! At last I reached my climax with juices running down my ass I love it how then the guy takes that big, rock hard dick all the way in and holds it in. I begin to count: one mississippi! two mississippi! As he strokes it Switching position after positi
Bubbas Pimp Out!!!
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Bubba Knows All
Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?" "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!" Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says. "President Bush," his boss quickly retorts. "Yes," Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington." And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Bubba on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend c
Bubba
Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears." "How much do you charge?" "Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor." "I'll sleep on it," said Bubba. Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist. "Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!" "Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?" "He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!!!" Go Bubba!!!!
Bubbly Back Float
EROTIC INSTRUCTIONS: Recline in a hot tub with your arms stretched out to your sides, holding on to the edge of the tub for support if you need to. Your partner kneels between your legs, facing you, and lifts you by the backs of your thighs so you're floating off the seat and he can enter you. WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT: Floating weightlessly gives you pelvic flexibility. You can experiment with aqua acrobatics that you couldn't manage on solid ground. COSMO HINTSituate yourself in front of a jet so the bubbles circulate below you, creating a tickly carnal current that will amp up the pleasure.
Bubba
Bubba----applied for an engineering position at a Lake Charles refinery. A Yankee applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the manager. Upon completion of the test, both men only missed one of the questions. The manager went to Bubba and said: "Thank you for your interest but we've decided to give the Yankee the job." Bubba asked: "And why are you giving him the job? We both got nine questions correct. This being Louisiana , and me being a Southern boy I should get the job!" The manager said: "We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but rather on the one question that you both missed." Bubba then asked: "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?" The manager replied: "Bubba, it's like this... on question #4, the Yankee put down, "I don't know." And you put down, "Neither do I."
Bubba
to all that don't kno he was my boifriend of 4 years and I luv him soo much
Bubba Died In A Fire
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes." "What? He had two assholes?!" said the mortician. "Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two assholes'
Bubba And The Psychiatrist‎
Bubba went to a psychiatrist. " I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears." "How much do you charge?" "Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor." "I'll sleep on it," said Bubba. Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist. "Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!" "Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?" "He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now !!!"
Bubble Bath Pictures!!
So...last night I got bored. And...and...and: took pictures of me taking a bubble bath / shower!! So...go check them out. I had one of the longest days of work ever and just needed to relax. Thought documenting it might be to your likings. There are 14 new pictures in an album called 'bubble bath' :D xo
Bubble Bath
Tub full of bubbles and hot steamy water, candle flicker is the only source of light. Sweet scent of vanilla fills the air Already waiting for her in the bath, he extends his hand to welcome he in. She takes it, placing one foot into the waist. Hot, but inviting. She slips into the tub, sitting between his strong legs. He reaches and encircles her waist, pulling her back against him. She feels herself let go, relaxes and leans her head back against his shoulder. He kisses her forehead, her nose, then finally touching his lips to her, sweet soft lips. His hands on hr stomach gently caressing her. She turns her head into his sweet kiss, her hands caressing his legs, and his thighs. Lifting he one arm she gently touches his cheek , as she caresses his tongue with hers. His hands move slowly over her slippery wet skin, cupping her breasts, teasing her hard pink nipples with his thumb and forefinger. She moves a bit against him enjoying the feel of his touch. She pl
Bubbas New Truck
One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin. "Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!?" "Bobby Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied. "She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?" "Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said, 'Bubba, take whatever you want'. So I took the truck!" "Bubba, you're a smart man!. Them clothes woulda never fit you!"
Bubba In Paris
Bubba, a furniture dealer from Alabama, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find. After arriving in Paris he met with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home in Montgomery, Alabama. To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine. As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house. Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table, asked him something in French (which he did not understand), and motioned toward the chair. He invited her to sit down. He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his language so, after a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her. She nodded, and he ordered a glass
The Bubble Bath
“The Bubble Bath” As I stand in the doorway looking through the soft light of the two dozen or so candles that surround the over sized Jacuzzi, I can see the relaxed expression on your face as you lay in the warm water of your favorite bubble bath. The candle light accents your features as you let your mind wander to who knows where. You are not aware of my presence, of me watching you, picturing your perfect skin beneath the bubbles. How your breasts are just breaking the surface every time you take a breath and how the cool air makes your nipples stand out. I know how much you like me to suck them and let my tongue tease them sending waves of passion through you. I remember last night how turned on you were while I worked on your nipples and how the rate of your breathing increased the longer I sucked and played with them. How you would hold the one I was paying attention too at the time as if to hold it in just the right place so you could get the maximum sensation
Bubba And Earl
Bubba and Earl One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Buds. The passenger, Bubba, said, “Lookey thar up ahead Earl, it’s a po-leece roadblock! We’re gonna get busted fer drinkin’ these here beers!”“Don’t worry Bubba, “ Earl said. “We’ll just pull over and finish drinkin’ these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat.” “What fer?” asked Bubba.“Just let me do the talkin’. Okay?” said Earl.They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seats and slapped the labels on their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, “Have you boys been drinking?”“No sir, “said Earl, “We’re on the patch
Bubba Died Funny
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue >needed >someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, >Cooter >and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. > >Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter >said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over." > >The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, "Nope, ain't Bubba." > >The mortician thought this was rather strange, so he brought Gomer in to >confirm the identity of the body. > > Gomer looked at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll >him over." > >The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba." > >The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" > >Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes." > >"What? He had two assholes?" asked the mortician. > >"Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say, 'There's Bubba with >them >two assholes.'
**bubblez**
Tommy went up to a little girl named Bubblez he asked "wanna be my friend?" she replied "Bubblez don't wanna, Bubblez don't wanna" he said "I’ll give you candy" she said "ok" later on Tommy went up to Bubblez again "wanna come yo my house and study?" "Bubblez don't wanna, Bubblez don't wanna" "I’ll give you candy" "ok" when they went to his place he asked "do you want to go to my room?" "Bubblez don't wanna, Bubblez don't wanna" "I’ll give you candy" "ok" when their in his room he asks "wanna take off your clothes and hope in bed with me?" "Bubblez don't wanna, Bubblez don't wanna" "I’ll give you candy" "ok" later on Tommy hears someone coming up the stairs "Bubblez get off of me my moms coming" "Bubblez don't wanna, Bubblez don't wanna" "oh man, I have no more candy" THE END
Bubba And The Walmart Test
BUBBA AND THE WALMART TEST An office manager at Walmart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?" Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT." It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; It's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of." "That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" he asked the second man "Hmm. Let me see. A BLINK! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A blink of an eye is the fastest thing I can think of." "Excellent!" said the
Bubba And The Psychiatrist
Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears." "How much do you charge?" "Eighty dollars per visit," replied the psychiatrist. "I'll sleep on it," said Bubba. Six months later the psychiatrist met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist. "Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money I went and bought me a new pickup!" "Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?" "He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now." Who says rednecks are stupid?
Bubba
Bubba goes to the revival and listens to the preacher. After a while, the preacher asks anyone with needs to come forward and be prayed over. Bubba gets in line. When it's his turn the preacher says, "Bubba, what you want me to pray about?" Bubba says, "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing." So the preacher puts one finger in Bubba's ear and the other hand on top of his head and prays a while. After a few minutes, he removes his hands and says, "Bubba, how's your hearing now?" Bubba says, "I don't know, Preacher. It ain't until next Wednesday.
Bubba The Dr.
A doctor in rural Texas wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant Bubba. "I am going hunting tomorrow and we don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of our patients." "Yes, sir!" answers Bubba. The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: "So, Bubba how was your day?" Bubba said he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL." "Great," says the doctor, "and what about the second one?" "The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir," says Bubba. The doctor replies, "You're good at this, Bubba. And what about the third patient?" "Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters like a flame. She undresses herself, taking off everything, including her bra and her panties, and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME! For five years I have not seen a man!'" "And
Bubba Died In A Fire!! (redneck Joke)
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes." "What? He had two assholes?!" said the mortician. "Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two assholes.'"
Bubba's New Truck
Bubba's New truck...... One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin. "Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!?" "Bobby Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied. "She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?" "Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened. "We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said 'Bubba, take whatever you want'. 'So I took the truck!" "Bubba, you're a smart man!. Them clothes woulda never fit you".
Bubblebath Ends In Pleasure
Bubblebath Ends in Pleasure by VrgnKat © This is my first attempt at writing an erotic story. I've been inspired to do so by a friend I recently met online and dedicate this to him. Thank you, Gary! It's late and although it's been a long day, I don't think I can sleep just yet. I need something, but what? A bubblebath is probably the best thing so I start to gather a few things that will help to relax me: a candle, matches and my Chris Botti CD. I turn out all the lights in the house and head towards the bathroom. After lighting the lavender scented candle, I start the bubble bath and brush my teeth. My eyes eventually adjust after I turn off the bathroom light. The amount of candle light is perfect! I pull my t-shirt over my head and toss it to the floor. I unbutton my jeans and slowly wiggle them over my hips, pulling them--along with my panties--down to my ankles. My foot pushes them over towards my crumpled t-shirt. I reach behind my back and undo the clasps of
Bubba Died
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope,ain't Bubba." The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No,it ain't Bubba." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes." "What? He had two assholes?!" said the mortician. Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Bubba with them two assholes."
Bubble Wrap Manic
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Bubbly
I've been awake for a while now You've got me feelin' like a child now 'Cause every time I see your bubbly face I get the tingles in a silly place They start in my toes And I crinkle my nose Wherever it goes I always know That you make me smile Please stay for a while now Just take your time Wherever you go The rain is falling on my window pane But we are hiding in a safer place Under covers staying dry and warm You give me feelings that I adore They start in my toes Make me crinkle my nose Wherever it goes I always know That you make me smile Please stay for a while now Just take your time Wherever you go What am I going to say When you make me feel this way I just mmmmm And they start in my toes Makes me crinkle my nose Wherever it goes I always know That you make me smile Please stay for a while now Just take your time Wherever you go I've been asleep for a while now You tuck me in just like a child now 'Cause every time you hold me i
Bubble Wrap Popping Game
Ok who doesnt love popping those little bubble wrap bubbles?? its GREAT stress relief!! Go play!!!!! http://www.winterrowd.com/bubblewrap/
Bubble Baths
BUBBLE BATH #1 1/2 c. Liquid hand soap 1 c. Epsom salt 5 drops glycerin Few drops of food coloring Few drops of fragrance Mix well, shake right before using. Pour into bathtub while water is running and enjoy. HOMEMADE BUBBLE BATH 2 c. Baby oil 2 tbsp. Shampoo Several drops of favorite perfume Mix thoroughly pour in bath. Great gift idea. CHILDREN'S BUBBLE BATH 1/2 c. Liquid detergent 1 c. Epsom salt 4 or 5 drops glycerine Few drops food coloring Few drops fragrance Mix together. BUBBLE BATH #2 1/2 c. Ivory Snow liquid 1/2 tsp. Glycerine 6 drops food coloring 1 c. Epsom salt 6 drops cologne BUBBLE BATH #3 1/2 c. Detergent 1 c. Epsom salt 4-5 drops glycerin A few drops food coloring A few drops favorite cologne Mix well; pour into container. HOMEMADE BUBBLE BATH #2 2 c. Vegetable oil 10 drops perfume 3 tbsp. Liquid shampoo GIFT BUBBLE BATH 5 lbs. Epsom salts 1 sm. Box Ivory soap 1 sm. Box powdered sache
Bubba, Junior And The Blonde
Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A blond lady walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement & announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away. Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blond? We ask for the height, and she gives us the length. Bubba and Junior are currently doing government work supervising the reconstruction of those New Orleans Levees.
Bubba
-----Inline Message Follows----- Git 'er dun............ Sometimes things that seem so complicated are actually so simple. Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears." "How much do you charge?" "Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor." "I'll sleep on it," said Bubba. Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist. "Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!" "Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?" "He told me to cut the legs off
Bubba!!!
Bubba went to a psychiatrist. 'I've got problems. Everytime I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy. 'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,'said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears.' 'How much do you charge?' 'Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor.' 'I'll sleep on it,' said Bubba. Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. 'Why didn't you ever come come to see me about those fears you were having?' asked the psychiatrist. 'Well eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!' 'Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?' 'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! -- Ain't nobody under there now!!!' Git ' er dun !!!!!!!!
Bubba The Love Sponge
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Bubbly - Video
Bubba
Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears." "How much do you charge?" "Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor." "I'll sleep on it," said Bubba. Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist. "Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A preacher cured me for a $10 donation. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!" "Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a preacher cure you? Did he lay his hands on you?" "Nope, he told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now !!!" Git 'er dun!!!!!!!!!
Bubbas Bitches
I have done it yet again! muhhahhaha made someone my bitch!! thats right its Bubbas Pimp out back and better then ever!! make sure you show all my Bitches lots of love go rate add and fan them and i know they will return the favor Just tell em Bubba Sent ya!!!
Bubbly T-day
Morning & Welcome to my Thursday edition of: My daily Comments By yours Truly! I hope this finds you In full Holiday Spirit and Keeping your feet warm! I say that because, It always seems -since I can remember- That soon as winter hit ... My toes would get cold And stay that way until the spring thaw! My daughter is with me today (school cancellation due to weather) and bugging me to go shopping - ugh I told her I would for sure this weekend. She's a pretty good Christmas shopper, I've taken her out to shop for everyone in her family since she was five. (yes 5) I instilled the true meaning of Christmas, Not that its about getting things - But GIVING & the joy of that alone. We have a strange family dynamic, with my Lexy having 2 half brothers with her mom in which each brother has a different father - and having 2 half-sibling (Trisha & William) with me. So she has shopped with me for everyone included in that extended famil
Bubba Beginning
Bubba was born on a cold and snowy Sunday night on the 13th of Feburary in 1977 he came into this world at 8:43 pm. And you now the saying eat shit and die well Bubba ate shit before he was born and was a sick little boy. They shipped him to a special neo natal clinic for premie babies he stayed there for 9 days then we brought him home. if i knew how he was going to turn out i would of left him there. thats all for now folks there will be another writing in a few days
The Bubble Bat
Robert Bentley turned on the taps and looked at the small clear plastic packet. Oh well, he may as well give it a go, he thought. He emptied the contents into the bath. ***** Bentley hadn't really gone into the New Age shop with the intention of buying anything. He just wanted to get a closer look at the hot shopkeeper he'd seen through the window. All he'd seen was a glimpse of pale skin and cascading black curls, but it had caused his heart to jump. Curious, and with a little bit of time to kill, he'd walked in to get a closer look. The small premises were on the corner on the way to the bus station. It used to be an adult book store with dirty, boarded up windows. The new owners had replaced the wooden boards with clean glass windows. The interior was still cramped, but the windows helped give it the illusion of air and space. As Bentley walked through the door a small bell tinkled above his head. He shuddered at the sound; it brought back memories of stepping on squ
Bubbles
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Bubblicious Boobs
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Bubba
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over' The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Bubba.' The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.' The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Bubba.' The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?' Gomer said, 'Well, Bubba had two assholes.' 'What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician. 'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say, There's Bubba With them two assholes.'
Bubba
Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears." "How much do you charge?" "Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor." "I'll sleep on it," said Bubba. Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist. "Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!" "Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?" "He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!" Git 'er dun!!!!!!!!!
Bubba !!
Bubba !! > > A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. > As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. > > Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago." > > Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of > nymphomaniacs. > Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, > "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the more popular myths about sexuality. > > ""Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are > there?" > > "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American
Bubba And The Shrink
Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears." "How much do you charge?" " Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor." "I'll sleep on it," said Bubba. Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist. "Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!" "Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?" "He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now !!!" Git 'ER dun!
Bubba On Air!
Come Rock out in Fubars NEwest and Hottest Lounge Paradise Cove!! Dj Bubba Live on air and Rockin out on Tropically Twisted Radio!! Stop in have a few Drinks and Who knows you might even Get Lei'ed! Youll hear great Tunes and any requests you wanna hear so stop in and have a drink!! Paradise is Just a click away!
Bubba And The Psychiatrist
Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears." "How much do you charge?" "Eighty dollars per visit," replied the psychiatrist. "I'll sleep on it," said Bubba. Six months later the psychiatrist met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist. "Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money I went and bought me a new pickup!" "Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?" "He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now." Who says rednecks are stupid?
Bubbly
I've been awake for a while now You've got me feelin' like a child now 'Cause every time I see your bubbly face I get the tinglies in a silly place It starts in my toes An i crinkle my nose Wherever it goes I always know you make me smile Please stay for a while now Just take your time Wherever you go The rain is falling on my window pane But we are hiding in a safer place Under covers staying dry and warm You give me feelings that I adore They start in my toes Make me crinkle my nose Wherever it goes I always know That you make me smile Please stay for a while now Just take your time Wherever you go What am I going to say When you make me feel this way I just mmmmm And it starts in my toes Makes me crinkle my nose Wherever it goes I always know That you make me smile Please stay for a while now Just take your time Wherever you go I've been asleep for a while now You tuck me in just like a child now 'Cause every time you hold me in your
“the Bubble Bath Fun”
As I stand in the doorway looking through the soft light of the two dozen or so candles that surround the over sized Jacuzzi, I can see the relaxed expression on your face as you lay in the warm water of your favorite bubble bath. The candle light accents your features as you let your mind wander to who knows where. You are not aware of my presence, of me watching you, picturing your perfect skin beneath the bubbles. How your breasts are just breaking the surface every time you take a breath and how the cool air makes your nipples stand out. I know how much you like me to suck them and let my tongue tease them sending waves of passion through you. I remember last night how turned on you were while I worked on your nipples and how the rate of your breathing increased the longer I sucked and played with them. How you would hold the one I was paying attention too at the time as if to hold it in just the right place so you could get the maximum sensations from me. You wou
Bubba And Jimmy:
One day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin. "Bubba, where'd you git that truck?!?" "Tammie give it to me," Bubba replied. "She give it to ya? I know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?" "Well, Jimmy Jones, let me tell you what happened. We wuz drivin' out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowheres. Tammie pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said, 'Bubba, take whatever you want.' So I took the truck! "Bubba, yore a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit ya!
Bubble Play
Its not spring without bubbles. With Easter around the corner I had to get into the spirit by playing with bubbles. Come see how I caught the bubbles and how wet I get. What a BLAST I had. http://www.southern-charms4.com/exoticflame/fotos012.htm -- Hugs and Kisses Exotic Flame http://www.southern-charms4.com/exoticflame/main.htm
Bubba
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Bubbles
A myriad bubbles were floating on the surface of a stream. 'What are you?' I cried to them as they drifted by. 'I am a bubble, of course' nearly a myriad bubbles answered, and there was surprise and indignation in their voices as they passed. But, here and there, a lonely bubble answered, 'We are this stream', and there was neither surprise nor indignation in their voices, but just a quiet certitude. - Ask the Awakened by Wei Wu Wei
Bubbly
Will you count me in? V1: I've been awake for a while now you've got me feelin like a child now cause every time I see your bubbly face I get the tinglies in a silly place C: It starts in my toes and I crinkle my nose where ever it goes I always know that you make me smile please stay for a while now just take your time where ever you go V2: The rain is fallin on my window pane but we are hidin in a safer place under covers stayin dry *(safe) and warm you give me feelins that I adore C: It starts in my toes make me crinkle my nose where ever it goes i always know that you make me smile please stay for a while now just take your time where ever you go B: What am I gonna say when you make me feel this way I just........mmmmmm C: It starts in my toes make me crinkle my nose where ever it goes i always know that you make me smile please stay for a while now just take your time where ever you go V3: I've been asleep for a while now You
Bubbles & Foam......
ALL ABOARD!!!!!!!! THATS RIGHT DOIN IT JUST LIKE THEY ARE IN VEGAS AND HOLLYWOOD OUR VERY OWN FOAM AND BUBBLE PARTY! WELCOME TO THE FU-BLOCK FOAM AND BUBBLES PARTY!! IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO JOIN THE PARTY ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS 1)HAVE A SALUTE 2)RATE /FAN/ADD ALL PARTY HOSTS TELL THEM YOU ARE JOING THE PARY 3)RATE /FAN/ADD ALL PARTY MEMBERSTELLING YOU ARE JOIN THE PARTY $IF YOU ARE ALREADY A FAN AND RATED AND ADDED SOMEONE THEN JUST LEAVE THE M A PROFLIE COMMENT SAYING YOUR JOING THE BUBBLE AND FOAM PARTY! JUST THAT EASY THEN YOU PRIV MESSAGE ME WHEN YOU ARE FINNISHED ADDING ALL AND YOU WILL BE ADDED AS A MEAMBER OF THE HOTTEST PARTY ON THE FU XOXOX THE HOSTS OF THIS PARTY INCLUDE ~PURPLESKY~CO~VICE PRESIDENT OF THE INDEPENDENT FAMILY& 1 OF PONYBOY1966"s BRATS@ fubar CLOWNIN WILL BE TAKIN IDS AT THE DOOR CLOWNIN*OF THE INDEPENDENT FAMILY@ fubar BIG POPPA WILL BE THE BOUNCER SO NO FUNNY BUSS.GET IN WHERE YOU FIT IN. BiG PoPpA OfFiCiAl
Bubbles & Foam Party Train
THATS RIGHT DOIN IT JUST LIKE THEY ARE IN VEGAS AND HOLLYWOOD OUR VERY OWN FOAM AND BUBBLE PARTY! WELCOME TO THE FU-BLOCK FOAM AND BUBBLES PARTY!! IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO JOIN THE PARTY ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS... Click the picture it will take u straight to the founders blog so you can get started font>
Bubblebath
I wait for the bath to fill with water.. then add bath oil.. the fragrance of roses fill the air in the steam that rises from the water.. dropping my robe, I step into the tub and sink down into the waiting warmth.. the water covers me leaving only my head above as it settles once more... I feel my body relax as I lean my head back and close my eyes.. Drifting.. in the silken wetness.. the oils coat my skin Candles flicker in the corners and soft music plays.. I run my hand over my arm.. feeling the smoothness I move to my breast and my fingers part to capture a nipple between them.. now both hands cup my breasts lifting their weight then stroking them from the sides, my thumbs rubbing over my nipples with each pass.. One hand glides down, down, down.. to where my pussy waits in the wetness.. my fingers move between it's folds teasing my clit..under the water.. Stopping for a moment, to press a button the tub jets shoot warm water.. outwards.. and ove
Bubby's Sour Cream Pancakes
Bubby's Sour Cream Pancakes Makes 16 These pancakes, practically the signature dish at Bubby's, were inspired by James Beard's excellent recipe. Half the milk called for in Mr. Beard's recipe is replaced with sour cream, resulting in a fluffy, deep golden griddlecake. Though you can measure the dry ingredients ahead of time, don't make this batter more than six hours in advance. You'll get the fluffiest and most tender pancakes if you use the batter within three to six hours of making it. Serve with plenty of butter and maple syrup or one of Bubby's thick fruit sauces. 2 tablespoons sugar 4 cups all-purpose flour 5 teaspoons baking soda 2 1/2 teaspoons salt 4 eggs 1 1/2 cups sour cream 1/3 cup unsalted butter, melted and cooled 2 3/4 cups milk Sift the sugar, flour, baking soda and salt into a large mixing bowl. In a medium mixing bowl, beat the eggs with a wire whisk or electric beater until foamy. Add the sour cream, melted butter and milk. Beat briefly
Bubble Train (check With Hostess For Current List)
OH YEA..WE'RE SOME SEXY FU'S AND WE'RE BLOWING BUBBLES! WONT YOU COME JOIN US? ITS EASY TO DO..ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS RATE, FAN, AND ADD THE SEXINESS BELOW (ALL OF THEM) IF THEY ARENT ON YOUR LIST SEND THEM A COMMENT WITH YOUR FRIENDS REQUEST SAYING "I BLOW BUBBLES"! IF THEY ARE LEAVE THEM A PROFILE COMMENT SAYING THE SAME THING!! WHEN YOURE DONE SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE SO I CAN ADD YOU TO THE LIST! WOO HOO...LETS BLOW SOME BUBBLES! DONT FORGET TO SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE...IF YOU CANT GET TO A PROFILE DONT WORRY ABOUT IT AND JUST LET ME KNOW. NO REASON FOR DRAMA. HppyBubbles™ ~~ Goin On Vacation 9/4@ fubar BUBBLE BLOWING SEXIES ~Phoenix~@ fubar HorniSeXiMilf~ BLING me to g/f pleaze® © My NAME is Sassi!!!! ♥@ fubar �LÏVÏÑ Ðà Ю∃ÃM©••••ÖWñÈРߥ Southern Stunna ÖWñÈR Ö£ KÈLÇÈY@ fubar Simply Me :)@ fubar
Bubba
Bubba has a legal question... Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, 'Is It true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin People to git cancer ?' 'Yes, Bubba, sure is true,' responded the lawyer. 'And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants Fer makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all Them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?' 'Sure is, Bubba.' 'And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she Was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?' 'Yep.' 'And that football player sued that university when he Gradiated and still couldn't read?' 'That's right,' said the lawyer.' 'But why are you asking?' 'Well, I was thinkin... What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?'
Bubba's Sure-fire Pick Up Lines
1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!' Woman - 'WHAT?' Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.' 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room... 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til aft
Bubby.... Just To Show I Care I Guess
Bubby, I know your hurting. Bubby, You know I care. Now I wish I could hold you, I’d give everything to be there. Bubby, I don’t know what to do. Bubby, What can I say? I hate the way you drown yourself, When having a bad day. Bubby, I am trying. Bubby, It’s my… My heart is truly breaking. I’m trying not to cry. Bubby, I know it’s not me. Bubby, I don’t have your heart. For me to make the pain stop, I have to know where it did start. Bubby, Come on over. Bubby, Come to bed. Forget everything that happened. Forget all that was said
Bubba & Tammie
One day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin. "Bubba, where'd you git that truck?" "Tammie give it to me." Bubba replied. "She give it to ya? I know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?" "Well, Jimmy Jones, let me tell you what happened. We wuz drivin' out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowheres. Tammie pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said, 'Bubba, take whatever you want.' So I took the truck........!" "Bubba, yore a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you...!"
Bubba On Air
Hes Back and Better Then Ever!! Come Rock out with THE ONE THE ONLY DJ Bubba!!! Playin all your favorites!! So What are you waiting for click the pic and join the Fun!! You dont know what your missing!!!
Bubble Rainbow
Bubble Wrap!!
Does anyone else have an obsession with bubble wrap?? I do. I've loved it since I was a kid. There is just something satisfyin about popping all of the bubbles.. one... by... one! I got a whole box of it yesterday! POP!! :P
Bubba
LOOK AT THIS SWEET SEXAY MAN.... HE NEEDS HELP GETTING TO GODFATHER BY HIS BIRTHDAY FEBRUARY 13TH.... Please help him he returns the love more than anyone else I know.... R/F/A/B/C HE DESERVES IT SO COME BY DROP SOME LOVE........ AND POP HIS AUTO 11 CHERRY WHILE YOUR AT IT..... JUST CLICK THE LINK BELOW AND COME LOVE HIM Dj Bubba~Ass. Manager @ Ace~Proud hubby to Proud Mommie 2 Be~OTB~TBR~@ fubar . This Bulletin brought to you by the one and only........*Naughtia* 2nd alarm hottie~Fumarried To Bubba*fu daddy got me first lol*@ fubar XOXO
Bubba's Resume
.My Resimay To hoom it Mae cunsern, I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole realee seam to reespond too me well. Certain men and all the ladies. I no my spelling is not too good but find that I Offen can get a job wit my persinalety. My salerery is open so we kin discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I kin start emeditely. Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser. Hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr. Sinseerly, Bubba
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Bubble Bath
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Bubbly
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Bubbles
Tub full of bubbles and hot steamy water, candle flicker is the only source of light. Sweet scent of vanilla fills the air Already waiting for her in the bath, he extends his hand to welcome he in. She takes it, placing one foot into the waist. Hot, but inviting. She slips into the tub, sitting between his strong legs. He reaches and encircles her waist, pulling her back against him. She feels herself let go, relaxes and leans her head back against his shoulder. He kisses her forehead, her nose, then finally touching his lips to her, sweet soft lips. His hands on hr stomach gently caressing her. She turns her head into his sweet kiss, her hands caressing his legs, and his thighs. Lifting he one arm she gently touches his cheek , as she caresses his tongue with hers. His hands move slowly over her slippery wet skin, cupping her breasts, teasing her hard pink nipples with his thumb and forefinger. She moves a bit against him enjoying the feel of his touch.She places her hands over h
Bubble
You ever have one of those days where everything seems to be all cloudy and like you are looking at everything through a bubble or a mist of fog or something? That has been the way I have been all day. I am exhausted as hell but can't sleep.  I am not used to everything hitting me all at once like an 18 wheeler. I am sure I have made some irrational decisions just out of the blue the past few days, and eventually I will fix those. Not sure if I am going to the funeral or not yet, I think I am going to try, I have to, I don't want it to weigh down on me anymore then it is now. At the same time I need to be excited for my daughter graduating Saturday, it's her day! All she kept saying to me today is mom I can't believe I did it. I am super proud of her, and it will be such an extreme joy to watch her walk on Saturday. Then she will have her senior all nighter. I feel bad that all this has happened with my grandmother passing away right at the time of her graduation. I also called the
Bubba Walks On Water
 Bubba had long> heard the stories of an amazing>  family> > tradition. It> > > seems that his father,> grandfather and>  great-grandfather> > had all been able to> > > walk on water on their>  21st birthday. On that special> day,> > they'd each> > > walked across  the> lake to the bar on the far side> for> > their first legal>  drink.> >  > > So when Bubba's 21st> birthday came around, he and>  his> > pal Jim Bob took a> > > boat out to the middle of> the lake, Bubba  stepped out> of> > the boat .... And> > > nearly drowned! Jim Bob> just  barely managed to pull him> to> > safety.> >  > > Furious and  confused,> Bubba went to see his grandmother.> > 'Grandma,' he>  > > asked, 'it's my> 21st birthday, so why can't I> > walk 'cross the>  lake like my > > pappy, his father, and his> father before  him?'> >  > > Granny looked deeply into> Bubba's troubled eyes and > > said, 'Because your> > > father, your grandfather> and your great  grandfather> were> > born in January,> > > when the lak
Bubba And Jr
Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde! We ask for the height, and she gives us the length
The Bubble And M52
A Bubble Rant
You know, all I wanted to do today was hang out with a friend. I could have been someone I hadn't seen in ages, or it could have been Eric. I didn't care. No one was able to do something, but I had told Eric I wanted to see him today earlier in the week. I still haven't seen anyone today except for my dad. Not that hanging with my dad is a bad thing. I actually get along with my parents lol. But, I missed my friends throughout the last part of my hectic fall semester. During summer I was so used to just going out and having a friend or two come over. Now that the semester is over.. I dunno. I'm really bummed out. And Eric is making planning anything with him so difficult. I finally just sent him a text that said "Whatever you want." I'm so frustrated. I've been sitting and reading a book my friend Meli let me borrow, but even the solace that reading brings me wasn't there because of my mood. I just want to share some time with the people I consider my friends. This girl I met on Hall
A Bubble Conclusion
So, I ended up going over to Jola's last night after I gave the computer back to my mom once Trivia ended. Turned out to be the best thing for me to do. I woke up this morning and told my dad I was glad I went cause I had fun. His response, "Me too, cause I was tired of hearing you whine and being all moapy." Gotta love my dad lol. Jola is an interesting girl. I met her at a Halloween party and last night was only the second time I hung out with her. Her friends are very accepting and it was just a good time. Wii Mario Kart kicks ass btw. I didn't end up drinking, but watching everyone else drunk and a few high off their ass was entertainment in itself. Especially when the munchies hit them, lol. I feel lighter, if anyone understands what I mean :) Yay for friends!
Bubbles
ub full of bubbles and hot steamy water, candle flicker is the only source of light. Sweet scent of vanilla fills the air Already waiting for her in the bath, he extends his hand to welcome he in. She takes it, placing one foot into the waist. Hot, but inviting. She slips into the tub, sitting between his strong legs. He reaches and encircles her waist, pulling her back against him. She feels herself let go, relaxes and leans her head back against his shoulder. He kisses her forehead, her nose, then finally touching his lips to her, sweet soft lips. His hands on hr stomach gently caressing her. She turns her head into his sweet kiss, her hands caressing his legs, and his thighs. Lifting he one arm she gently touches his cheek , as she caresses his tongue with hers. His hands move slowly over her slippery wet skin, cupping her breasts, teasing her hard pink nipples with his thumb and forefinger. She moves a bit against him enjoying the feel of his touch. She places her h
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Bubble Baths & Ball Flicking
Bubble baths and Ball flicking..ya you read that correctly... but I am getting a little ahead of myself.. today was a very weird day but mildly productive... me & my boyfriend Jason went through the entire garage and threw out all of the stuff that we didn't need or tat got ruined from it being stored for so long... I felt kinda like I could identify with the horders on that tv show... but on a much smaller scale ofcourse.It was kind of sad seeing all of my stuff ruined and picked over... and awesome at the same time to briefly see things that I haven't seen for years... and mildly liberating to be free of most of it.The day is coming to a close and I decided to let calgon take away the stress of the day... Searing hot water with petal scented calgon in it andsweet floral body wash turning the candle-lit tub into a nirvana of sorts.The door wisks open and before you know it my boyfriend is rocking the warm solitude of my tubby time. We were making jokes about the closed quarters and I
Bubblelicious
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Bubble This...and A Random Quipping..
Just saying...lotta blogs lately and many more to come kids so hang on to your umm...profiles or something...anyways here goes this one, by popular demand... Look..!...Hot Blonde: But...low and behold...salute pic..drum roll please... I could pick apart stupid all day around here. Yanno, I used fake porn star pics over three years ago when it was like, legal to do so, but seriously, I wasn't a porn star. Well, at least not the kind of porn star with pigtails in a schoolgirl outfit anyways..lol..This stuff is silly these days. That was a different time, this is almost 2011. Different game. A good idea might be to have the most liked people also use a picture of themselves as a default or some variation thereof (and you gotta love the dudes that overmorph chick pics then with one little blinky of themselves to get around it, I am proud in ways..lol). Similar to what the Top 100 Lifetime Members must do. Just a thought. I know that whole "green name" thing means a lot
Bubbly :)
I've been awake for a while nowYou've got me feelin' like a child now'Cause every time I see your bubbly faceI get the tinglees in a silly placeIt starts in my toesAnd I crinkle my noseWherever it goes I always knowThat you make me smilePlease stay for a while nowJust take your timeWherever you goThe rain is fallin' on my window paneBut we are hidin' in a safer placeUnder the covers stayin' safe and warmYou give me feelings that I adoreThey start in my toesMake me crinkle my noseWherever it goesI always knowThat you make me smilePlease stay for a while nowJust take your timeWherever you goWhat am I gonna sayWhen you make me feel this way?I just, mmmIt starts in my toesMakes me crinkle my noseWherever it goesI always knowThat you make me smilePlease stay for a while nowJust take your timeWherever you goI?ve been asleep for a while nowYou tucked me in just like a child now'Cause every time you hold me in your armsI'm comfortable enough to feel your warmthIt starts in my soulAnd I lose al
Bubbly
Bubbly V1: I've been awake for a while now you've got me feelin like a child now cause every time i see your bubbly face i get the tinglies in a silly place C: It starts in my toes and I crinkle my nose where ever it goes i always know that you make me smile please stay for a while now just take your time where ever you go V2: The rain is fallin on my window pane but we are hidin in a safer place under the covers stayin safe and warm you give me feelins that i adore C: It starts in my toes makes me crinkle my nose where ever it goes i always know that you make me smile please stay for a while now just take your time where ever you go B: What am i gonna say when you make me feel this way I just........mmmmmmmmmmm C: It starts in my toes makes me crinkle my nose where ever it goes i always know that you make me smile please stay for a while now just take your time where ever you go V3: I’ve been asleep for a while now You tucked me in just like a child now Cause every
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Bubble Bath
i think after all this im going to need a bibble bath so thank you to all and just wanted to say i will catch up to you all mon the love you gave me
Bubbles
Bubbles   That's a heck of a blast When they started to laugh They think the fun will last Someday it will dramatically evolve and pass   So take it easy and stay sane This way, I can stay tame It is hard to explain I know This way I will know where to go.   I would rather be my own man Bubbles, Bubbles, let's leave this Popsicle stand Come on, let's get up and go Within this world what do I know?   Bubbles, Bubbles, Ah, have you ever seen the bubbles rainbow Have you noticed there always on the go? So go ahead and watch them flow Where in the world are we going to go?   Bubbles are so lame This was I will stay insane With ups and downs caressing my soul It’s all because of what I am told   If you are wondering what this is all about Let me stand up and start to shout While this is done without a key I will wonder what is going to be   When you take a bath tell me what you will see Those dog-gone bubbles are facing me I’ll just relax and be
The Bubmle Bee Episode
Both of my boys are allergic to bumble bees,wasps and so on. My boys and I had been having an awesome day. Cutting down trees and finding old fallen timber. My sister and I take the boys to the store,this is nothing new. As I am turning onto our street my oldest son sees a bumblebee in the back window. Talk about total chaso insuing! He is yelling bumble bee,the back passanger door flies open,Max(youngest) is now screaming and freaking out. I am now yelling "close the door!" Not knowing his foot is out. I am in the process of stopping the car. His foot is out,dragging across the gravel road.He takes off running across the pasture and finally sits down. Suddenly,he looks down and starts yelling. Sidenote..Max is out of the car and screaming for dear life. Alex makes his way back to the car,I am yelling at him and then...I see the blood.  Max gets back in the car,crying and asking if Alex is going to be okay. I am,of course saying he is fine. How the hell do I know,I still have to drive
Bu-booty(s) Please Submit!
Flaunt It If You Got It! I am looking to make a "Best Of Fu-Booty(s)" Video/picture Montage. I want to show off what you Fu-Booties got! If you are interested in haveing your beautiful Fu-Booty featured in my collection Pelase submit a picture of your "Fu-Booty" to me. Not all pics submitted will make it into the video. Pics can be marked "NSFW", but need to be clean and the goods need to be covored. All photos will be handled in a professional manner and used only for the video to be displayed for Fubar, after the video is made all photos will be deleted from my comp. If you are looking for some Fubar exposure, I think this is a great way to do it. Let me know asap so we can this ball rolling. Brought to you by: The Seven And 12
Bu-bye
Ok I am going through and deleting a lot of people on my list that don't have salutes or have nothing but photos of anything other than themselves...just protecting myself that is all
Buc Auctioned Off Agin?? Oh My- See What He's Offerin
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Buccs Mma Fight Of The Week- Patrick Cote Vs Kendall Grove- Ufc 74 Respect
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Buc Is Up For Sale In 3 Auctions!! Care To Try?? Lol -you Know You Wanna;p. Lol
okay friends, fans, and family- buc had a great first time in an auction- now he is back for more!! I am participating in 3 auctions!! The Club Raven Auction(must be member to bid) Lil Slave Girls auction running march 22-28!And in JC's auctions running frrom march 21-28. /fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=216966&i=4004656770" target=_blank> All bids start at 50,000 Fubucks!! No Drama will be allowed!! Any drama in the auction your bids will cease Cash bids outbeat fubucks- or something that can supercede the bidders!! Good luck- you know you want to. lol
Buc Is At It Again- Come Fuown The Bucman- It's Def Worthwhile
Okay- Buc is up for grabs in 2 auctions!! Lil Slave girls auction Also i am in JC's Auction! Good luck!! And may the best bidder win!! Read my blog for what i am offering or i'll link it to ya
A Bucket Of Money
One fine evening a man walked into a fast-food chicken place and bought a nine-piece bucket of chicken. He took his chicken to the park for a romantic picnic under the moonlight with his lady. Upon reaching into the bucket, however, he received a surprise. Instead of chicken he discovered what was apparently the restaurant's night deposit--nine thousand dollars. The young man brought the bucket back to the store and asked for his chicken in exchange for the money. The manager, in awe of the young man's honesty, asked for his name and told him he wanted to call the newspaper and the local news station to do a story on him. He would become a local hero, an example of honesty and morality that would inspire others! The hungry man shrugged it off. "My date's waiting. I just want my chicken." The manager's renewed amazement over the young man's humility almost overwhelmed him. He begged to be allowed to tell the story on the news. At this the honest man became angry with the manager and d
Buckcherry "crazy Bitch"
Alright! Break me down You got a lovely face We're going to your place And now you got to freak me out Scream so loud Getting fucking laid You want me to stay But I got to make my way Chorus: Hey! You're a crazy bitch But you fuck so good I'm on top of it When I dream I'm doing you all night Scratches all down my back to keep me right on (Repeat Chorus) Take it all The paper is your game You jump in bed with fame Another one night payed in full You're so fine It won't be a loss Cashing in the rocks Just to get you face to face (Chorus x2) Get the video Fuck you so good Get the video Fuck you so good Crazy bitch Crazy bitch Crazy... bitch (Chorus) Hey You're a crazy bitch But you fuck so good I'm on top of it When I dream I'm doing you all night Scratches all down my back Come on! Baby girl You want it all To be a star you'll have to go down Take it off No need to talk You're
Bucket Filler Or Dipper
Are You a Bucket-Filler or a Dipper? Author Unknown You have heard of the cup that overflowed. This is a story of a bucket that is like the cup, only larger, it is an invisible bucket. Everyone has one. It determines how we feel about ourselves, about others, and how we get along with people. Have you ever experienced a series of very favorable things which made you want to be good to people for a week? At that time, your bucket was full. A bucket can be filled by a lot of things that happen. When a person speaks to you, recognizing you as a human being, your bucket is filled a little. Even more if he calls you by name, especially if it is the name you like to be called. If he compliments you on your dress or on a job well done, the level in your bucket goes up still higher. There must be a million ways to raise the level in another's bucket. Writing a friendly letter, remembering something that is special to him, knowing the names of his children, expressing sympathy for his l
100 Bucks If You Don't Smile
Buckeyes Rock My Socks!
I'm sooooo ready for Saturday Night Drinking!!!!!!!! I need to find me a rich man to spoil my ass rotten. I'm so tired of work, its not even funny anymore. I've got to work tomorrow..So I'll miss the start of the Buckeyes game...We're gonna whoop the Wolverines booties. GOOOOOOOOO BUCKEYES!!!!!!!! Courtesy of MsTags.com
Buckcherry - Crazy Bitch
Buckcherry - Crazy Bitch Lyrics Break me down; you got a lovely face going to your place now you got to freak me out Scream so loud, getting fucking laid you want me to stay but I got to make my way Hey! You're a crazy bitch but you fuck so good I'm on top of it When I dream I'm doing you all night scratches all down my back to keep me right on Take it off; the paper is your game jump in bed with fame another one night paid in full You're so fine; it won't be a loss cashing in the rocks just to get you face to face [Chorus] Get the video, fuck you so good [Chorus] Baby girl you want it hard to be a star you'll get down on it Take it off no need to talk your crazy but I like the way you fuck me [Chorus]
Bucktown By Smif N Wessun
Buckeyes Count Down! Monday!
Come on lets show our support if you are a buckeye fan and have a buckeye pic fly it as your primary!
Buckeyes!!!
You need: 1 16 oz jar of peanut butter 1 lb of confectionary sugar 2 bars of butter 1 lb bag of chocolate chips In a sauce pan melt the peanut butter and butter. Slowly mix in the con. sugar. Allow to cool and roll small golf size balls out of the peanut butter mixture. Set aside Slowly melt the cho. chips on low heat so it is not to burn. one by one dip the peanut butter balls in and cover. This is a fast dessert that will win over any peanut butter lover. You can also try using different types of chips like white choc. and different flavor ones as well. Happy eating!!
100 Bucks
100 bucks for sex Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office... but she belonged to someone else... One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..." but the girl said, "NO." Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for $200 then pick up the money very fast... he won't even be able to get his pants down. She agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...She said, "The bastard used quarters!" Management Lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety
: Buck Owens - Pfft You Were Gone
Down here on the farm the weather gets messy Laying around with nothin' to do When you went away, you took my cow Bessie I miss her darling, more than I miss you You took off your leg, your wig and your eye glass And you shoud've seen the look on my face I wanted to kiss, I wanted to hug you But you were scattered all over the place Chorus: Where, where, are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over, And thought I found true love. You met another and Phht! you were gone. I know that you loved me, here's my way of knowing The proofs hanging out right there on the line When I see the snow and feel the wind blowing Your nighties hugging them long johns of mine The noises you made at our supper table Your habits, my dear, were surely absurd But how many times do I have to tell you Soup is a dish to be seen and not heard Chorus: Where, oh where, are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world
18 Buck An Hour...hmmmm...smells Fishy!
damn.... my friend asked me to do a favor for her and fill in for her bf @ work....but she failed to mention it was a form of telemarketing....or worse face to face with people trying to sell crap no one wants...OMFG!!! why.....i might just flake and hope they dont get mad at me =( xoxox celest
100 Bucks For A Lay
The new hooker just finished her first trick. When she came back down to the street , the seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear the details. She said "well , he was a big muscular and handsome sailor". "Well , what did he want to do?" They all asked. She said " I told him that a straight lay was $100, but he said he didn`t have that much". So I told him that oral sex would be $75, but he didn`t have that much either". "Finally I said, well how much do you have"? The sailor said that he only had $25. The new hooker said "well, for $25 all I can do is service you by hand". He agreed and after getting the finance straight, she said "he pulled it out and I put one hand on it, and then a second hand above the first and then the first hand above the second hand" "Oh my god" they all exclaimed, it must have been huge,then what did you do?" I loaned him $75!" she said.
100 Bucks For Sex
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office... but she belonged to someone else... One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..." but the girl said, "NO." Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for $200 then pick up the money very fast... he won't even be able to get his pants down. She agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...She said, "The bastard used quarters!" Management Lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it
200 Bucks!!!!!!
One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings. She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?" The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want." So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred buck just to see one." Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell - a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and guy then says "That was so amazing I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 dollars if I could just see the both of them together." Sara amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks, heck, why not? So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long chance to cop a look. A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him, "You know, y
A Buck.....
I have recently been inspired By the Whopper jr..Comercial..So for the next 24 hours anyone one in my area ....Can Buy me for a Buck!!!...lol message me back.....
Bucky's Page At Gac
They posted our group photo on Bucky's Artist page at GAC. WHOOHOO! Thanks Bucky! Thanks to Hildi for arranging the meet and greet and thanks to you for showing up! Bucky's Artist Page
Bucky Covington Fan Club
Just wanted to share some news. The Bucky Covington Online Fan Club is getting started. Head over and sign up now and if you choose the Platinum Membership you will get an autographed CD when it comes out and a limited edition T-shirt. See ya there! Bucky Covington Fan Club
Buckle Mai Shoo.
a poem by cake: poo. pee. shit. cock. fuck. balls. ass. black. duck. cluck. sing. song. play. ping. pong. ding. dong. door. ring. chong.
Bucky Covington Cd Debuts At Number 1
Date: Apr 25, 2007 12:14 PM Idol finalist scores biggest unit debut from a new male country artist in 15 years Nashville, TN…(April 25, 2007) Bucky Covington’s self-titled debut CD opens at #1 on Nielsen Soundscan’s Country Top 75 chart with 61,000 units sold. Covington’s debut CD also enters Nielsen Soundscan’s all genre top 200 chart at #4 and is the only new country act to open inside the top five this year. This puts him in good company as only two other country acts, including Tim McGraw and Martina McBride, have debuted inside the top 4 on Nielsen Soundscan’s Top 200 chart this year. Stop by the blog on www.myspace.com/buckycovington for the full article! Thanks to ALL who bought a cd and made this happen! Y'all rock!
Buckcherry - Lit Up Video
Myspace Layouts for Myspace :: Music Video Codes
Buckcherry - Next 2 You
Myspace Layouts for Myspace :: Music Video Codes
Buck Cherry-crazy Bitch (my Theme Song)
Alright! Break me down You got a lovely face We're going to your place And now you got to freak me out Scream so loud Getting fucking laid You want me to stay But I got to make my way Chorus: Hey! You're a crazy bitch But you fuck so good I'm on top of it When I dream I'm doing you all night Scratches all down my back to keep me right on (Repeat Chorus) Take it all The paper is your game You jump in bed with fame Another one night payed in full You're so fine It won't be a loss Cashing in the rocks Just to get you face to face (Chorus x2) Get the video Fuck you so good Get the video Fuck you so good Crazy bitch Crazy bitch Crazy... bitch (Chorus) Hey You're a crazy bitch But you fuck so good I'm on top of it When I dream I'm doing you all night Scratches all down my back Come on! Baby girl You want it all To be a star you'll have to go down Take it off No need to talk You're
Buckcherry-crazy Bitch
200 Bucks
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office....but she was dating someone else. One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..." The girl looked at him, then said, "NO." Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend....so she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened....? Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all quarters!"
Buckcherry And Crazy Bitch
just because someone loves just that one song does not make them a fan of the band.
Buckeye Commandments
The Buckeye Commandments As the season nears... we all could use a friendly little reminder of the Buckeye football rules: *Never agree to get married on a Saturday Ohio State is scheduled to play football. There are typically 40 other freakin' weekends to choose from...make her/him choose one of those! *Never attend a wedding during an Ohio State football game unless you carry a TV......and watch it even during the ceremony. *It is OK to wear an OSU football jersey even when old....and fat....and bald. Extra points if you've got an OSU baseball cap on backwards. *Always, and I mean ALWAYS, return any "O...H" with a hearty "I...O." This is true even during funerals, sex, in foreign countries or when witnessing the birth of your child. *When Notre Dame plays Michigan, it is mandatory to despise both teams. There are no winners. *You despise the following teams, in order: Michigan, ND, USC, Miami (that's Florida), and Bama *It is OK to be emotional (and even "tear
Buckcherry - Crazy Bitch
$400 Bucks A Night
A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she was going and she replied "I'm going." He questioned her as to why she was going and she told him "I just found out that I can make $400.00 a night doing what I give you for free". He pondered that. Then went into the house and packed his bags and returned to the porch and his wife. She said "And just where do you think you are going ?" He replied "I'm going too". "Why ?" she asked... He said "I want to see how you are going to live on $800.00 a year"...
Buckcherry Crazy Bitch
Buckle Up, It’s Going To Be A Bumpy Summer
Buckle Up, It’s Going to Be a Bumpy Summer Planning on flying this summer? To avoid delays – and turbulence – book your flights early in the day because storms – and the bumpy air they cause – tend to brew in the late afternoon/early evening. But even the most blasé, experienced flyers can turn into armrest-gripping white-knucklers when turbulence really gets going. Intellectually, there’s very little to fear: airplanes are designed to take a great deal of buffeting about in the skies. Emotionally, however, is another story. For those who are seeking only friendly – and calm -- skies, there’s TurbulenceForecast.com. Don’t forget to fasten your seat belts.
Bucky Covington A Different World Lyrics
We were born to mothers who smoked and drank Our cribs were covered in lead-based paint No childproof lids No seatbelts in cars Rode bikes with no helmets and still here we are Still here we are We got daddy's belt when we misbehaved Had three TV channels you got up to change No video games and no satellite All we had were friends and they were outside Playing outside It was a different life When we were boys and girls Not just a different time It was a different world School always started the same everyday the pledge of allegiance, then someone would pray not every kid made the team when they tried We got disappointed but that was alright [A Different World lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com] We turned out alright It was a different life When we were boys and girls Not just a different time It was a different world No bottled water We'd drink from a garden hose And every Sunday, All the stores were closed. It was a different life When we
Buckwheat Zydeco - Midnight Special
Buckshot
For those of you who really know me; many of you know that I have been living alone with only my little dog Buckshot who I gave a great deal of my attention to. This past weekend Aug 04, 2007 after returning home, I noticed Buckshot was not barking for me to let him inside the house to play; my heart stopped and I knew something was not right. I raced to where my little Buckshot would be and found him laid out on the grass a sleep forever. The only thought that went through my mind is that the sun had did him in and I blamed myself, it is the first time I have cried in over 10 years. I took him to my Lost Lake and buried him in the shade and said a small prayer; thanking the Lord for letting us enjoy each other for the past 3 years; Buckshot helped me more than I could ever know. Sunday, I walked to where I found him and tortured myself for allowing this to happen but then I did what I am good at. I being an investigation into how my Buckshot truly died; see I had planned out
Buckethead
Genius? I think so Underrated? VERY! Hes so talented,and Im sick of ppl bashing him,especially in my presence. Id like to see ppl do half of what he does....THEY COULDNT!! SO FUCK OFF!!! Thats all.
Buckwheat Zydeco - Zydeco La Louisianne
Buckcherry ~ Without You
Talk to me tonight is everything alright help me understand you You go out with your friends, talk to other men and our love life is a wasteland And with the change a new test of faith to help us through tomorrow a condition of the love we made Cause things won't change without you, forfeit the lies that maimed you I want to dance with the lions and change things but I can't do it without you You told me I'm the one and now you're out of love in your eyes it's hard to find you If we could take some time and cut out all the lies I'd find a heart more stable [Pre-chorus] So take it easy girl you're falling through the night, your Mona Lisa eyes will comfort me the rest of my life [Chorus] When love has hit your eyes I'll never say goodbye we stand alone tonight without you, without you::you
60 Bucks Says You Dont Read This
im bord. again. and this .45acp semi auto is starting to bore me further. i miss drinking
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Buckcherry - Everything (2006)
Buried way beneath the sheets I think she’s having a meltdown Finding it hard to fall asleep she won’t let anyone help her The look on her face a waste of time she won’t let go gonna roll the dice Loosing her grace starts to cry I feel her pain when I look in her eyes I want ta be I want everything, I want everything Somewhere she is on the streets trying to make things better Praying to God and breathing deep gotta break this long obsession (Pre-Chorus) (Chorus) If I had everything would I still want to be alive or want to be high (2x’s) Now and then she talks to me and sometimes writes me letters (Pre-Chorus) (Chorus) Your eyes, never close your eyes open up your mind and you can have everything
Buckeyes Vs Wolverines Poem
Twas the night before game time, And all round the shoe, Not a creature was sleeping, They were screaming Beat Blue. The banners were hung by the lamp posts with care In hopes that St.Troy would find Ginn through the air. Drunken and crazy and burning their beds, While visions of kick off danced through their heads. When all of the sudden there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the keg to see what was the matter. When there in the sky, in a Coupe DeVille sleigh, Was Woody Hayes decked out in scarlet and gray. He looked on the crowd that was gathered around, And said that he heard that a game was in town. I came here to watch it, and wish you good luck. Though it's not like you need it, cause Michigan Sucks! GO BUCKS!BEAT MICHIGAN!!!!
50 Bucks
Merry xmas! Well lets try this a different way. No one seems to understand the fact that we own a store, in washington dc. And we bought a ton of over stock. And want to get rid of it, and be santa's little helpers. So we are offering, to sell some of our stuff to our great friends on here! We disappeared for a while, to get our life together, and open our store. Eventually we're going to go online and make a website and everything. What we have a lot of is : xbox 360's with 2 games and 2 controllers for $275.00 shipped to you. ps3 with 2 games, and 2 controllers for 330 shipped to you. A toshiba satellite a135-s7404 for 250 shipped to you Ipod Nano's 3rd generation 4gb and 8gb for 100 shipped to you. And we also have, some dvd's, video games, and digital camera's With every purchase, you recieve an apple ipod nano 2nd generation FREE! I do not charge for shipping, and i provide insurance on every package. Contact me for more details. E
Buckeyes
1- pound powder sugar 1- 12oz jar of peanut butter 1- stick of butter 1- teaspoon of vanilla mix all together in a bowl then roll into balls and dip in chocolate Be creative use different chocolates double dip them drizzle them etc.. there are pictures in my cookie folder ...
Buckeyenation
The Ohio State Buckeyes will go to the BCS championship after the sooners beat mizzou
Buck 80 By C-rayz Walz
Buckcherry- Crazy Bitch
All right! Break me down, you got a lovely face We're going to your place And now you got to freak me out Scream so loud, getting fuckin' laid You want me to stay, but I got to make my way Hey You're crazy bitch But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it When I dream, I'm doing you all night Scratches all down my back to keep me right on Hey You're crazy bitch But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it When I dream, I'm doing you all night Scratches all down my back to keep me right on Take it off, the paper is your game You jump in bed with fame Another one night paid in full, uh You're so fine, it won't be a loss Cashing in the rocks, just to get you face to face Hey You're crazy bitch But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it When I dream, I'm doing you all night Scratches all down my back to keep me right on Hey You're crazy bitch But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it When I dream, I'm doing you all night Scratches all down my back to keep me right o
Bucks-a-plenty
Hello to my friends and family out there in Fu-land. Running low on points here so can u all vote on my MuMMs and all the other stuff that gives me Fu-Bucks. The drinks will flow and joy will spread being Xmas and all. LETS BOOGIE
The Bucket List
Went to see this movie this weekend. It is a Rob Reiner film that deals with death and how these two guys played by Morgan Freeman and Jack Nicholson deal with a prognosis that they have terminal cancer and months to live. It makes for a movie that while it has some great comedic moments, its about a difficult subject. How do you handle that type of news? What would you do in such a situation? How about faith? Would such a notice cause you to find god? As they travel the world, there are dialogs on how different cultures handle death and the afterlife. Overall, I enjoyed the film. Its a good story with good actors. The comedy is enough to help you connect with the characters so the impact with the end comes, does evoke an emotional response. At least it did in the theater I was in. IT definitely makes you think.
The Bucket List
I'm a movie buff Went to see the movie The Bucket List last Sunday Everyone should see this movie We only get so many trips around the sun. That's why, it's so important to find the joy in our lives. What really matters in life. I sometimes forget to write down all the things that, I'm grateful in life. The important thing in life is to live it without regrets. We learn from our mistakes and we go on in life. Laugh so hard until you cry Smile at everyone you meet Help a stranger whenever you can Never pass up the chance to hug a small child Never pass up the time to spend with parents grand parents and your kids. Never forget to tell people that you love them and what they mean to you. Last but not least forgive, forgive and forgive.
Buckcherry
Oh I had alot to saywas thinking on my time away// I missed you and things werent the same// Cause everything inside it never comes out right// And when I see you cry it makes me want to die//Im sorry Im bad,Im sorry Im blue Im sorry about all the things I said to you// And I know I cant take it back/ I love how you kiss, I love all your sounds, And baby the way you make my world go around/ And I just wanted to say Im sorry...//This time I think Im to blameits harder to get throught the days/You get older and blame turns to shame//Every single day I think about how we came all this way/ the sleepless nights and the tears you cried its never to late to make it right/Oh yeah sorry! //
Buckcherry ( Crazy Bitch)
Break me down,you got a lovely face going to your placenow yougot to freak me out//Scream so loud, getting fucking laid you want me to stay but i got to make my way//Hey! Your a crazy bitchbut you fuck so good Im on top of it/When I dream Im doing you all night scratches all down my back to keep me right on//Take it off, papper is your game jump in bed with fame another one night paid in full//You re so fine It wont be a loss cashing in the rocksjust to get you face to face/Get the video,Fuck you so good//Baby girl you want it all to be a star you ll have to go down/Take it off no need to talk youre crazy but I like the way you fuck me.
The Bucket List
The bucket list. A movie about the inevitable demise of humans in the throws of a terminal disease. Would you want to know when your time of death would be was the first question and what you would want to do before it happened was the second? Death is terminal we will all have a taste of it before we drink it fully. How sad it is for the human condition to need a terminal disease to say what should be said, to have done what should be done. We squander our days as children at play. When as the clock ticks the cup moves just a little closer.
Buckeye Bars
Buckeye Bars 1 (2 layer mix) pkg. chocolate cake mix 1/4 C. oil 1 egg 1 C. chopped peanuts 1 can sweetened condensed milk (14 oz) 1/2 C. peanut butter Preheat oven to 350. In a large bowl, combine cake mix, oil and egg. Beat with miser on medium speed until crumbly. Stir in nuts. Reserve 1 1/2 C. crust mix. Press remaining crust mix into bottom of greased 9x13 pan. In another bowl mix milk & peanut butter until smooth. Spread over crust. Bake 25-30 minutes or until set. Let cool and cut into bars.
Buckcherry - Sorry
"Sorry" Oh I had a lot to say was thinking on my time away I missed you and things weren't the same Cause everything inside it never comes out right And when I see you cry it makes me want to die I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry I'm blue, I'm sorry about all things I said to you And I know I can't take it back I love how you kiss, I love all you're sounds, and baby the way you make my world go round And I just wanted to say I'm sorry: This time I think I'm to blame it's harder to get through the days You get older and blame turns to shame [Pre-Chorus] [Chorus] Every single day I think about how we came all this way The sleepless nights and the tears you cried it's never too late to make it right Oh yeah sorry! [Chorus]
Buckcherry - Sorry
Oh I had alot to say Was thinking on my time away I missed you and things weren't the same 'Cause everything inside it never comes out right And when I see you cry it makes me wanna die. I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry you're blue I'm sorry about all the things I said to you And I know I can't take it back I love how you kiss, I love all your sounds And baby the way you make my world go 'round And I just wanted to say I'm sorry. This time I think I'm to blame It's harder to get through the days We get older and blame turns to shame 'Cause everything inside it never comes out right And when I see you cry it makes me wanna die. I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry you're blue I'm sorry about all the things I said to you And I know I can't take it back I love how you kiss, I love all your sounds And baby the way you make my world go 'round And I just wanted to say I'm sorry. Every single day I think about how we came all this way The sleepless nights and the tears you
Buckcherry Sorry Music Video
100 Bucks For A Happy Hour!
Are they nuts?
Buck Cherry (sorry)
this goes out to those whom think im an ass
Buck Cherry (crazy Bitch )
Buckcherry - Sorry
Oh I had alot to say Was thinking on my time away I missed you and things weren't the same 'Cause everything inside it never comes out right And when I see you cry it makes me wanna die. I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry you're blue I'm sorry about all the things I said to you And I know I can't take it back I love how you kiss, I love all your sounds And baby the way you make my world go 'round And I just wanted to say I'm sorry. This time I think I'm to blame It's harder to get through the days We get older and blame turns to shame 'Cause everything inside it never comes out right And when I see you cry it makes me wanna die. I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry you're blue I'm sorry about all the things I said to you And I know I can't take it back I love how you kiss, I love all your sounds And baby the way you make my world go 'round And I just wanted to say I'm sorry. Every single day I think about how we came all this way The sleepless nights and the tears yo
Buckeye Dm
HERE IS ANOTHER ASSHAT THAT JUST DONT LEARN AFTER WARNIN HIM MORE THAN ONCE. SO I BOOT AND BAN HIM AND LOOK WHAT COMES IN MY SHOUT BOX READ IT FROM BOTTOM TO TOP ->BUCKEYE DM: LOL BUCKEYE DM: ok tough guy..i will....let me bow down to you before i go OH MIGHTY ONE.. ->BUCKEYE DM: ok have a nice night LOL BUCKEYE DM: im fine with that...thats funny..but dont act like some tough guy after u do it...damn..whatever..LOL ->BUCKEYE DM: I did I booted ya out lol BUCKEYE DM: get a sense of humor..wtf ->BUCKEYE DM: nope BUCKEYE DM: Are you fucking kiddingme?? SO HERE IS TO THE EMO THAT GOT BANNED FUCK YOU I DONT CARE
The Bucket List
I got to watch the movie "The Bucket List" with Morgan Freeman and Jack Nicholson. It's a very good movie. Leaves you a lot to think of. What would be a list of things you want to do before you die. You never know when you're gonna go. So the question is what do you want to do before you die? Not that any of this will be accomplished but here's a few things I really want to do. My Bucket List: 1. See Japan. 2. Go to Greece. 3. Stand at the foot of the parthanon. 4. See they pyramids. 5. Publish a book. 6. Make someone unforgettably happy. 7. Visit New Orleans. 8. Make friends with someone famous. 9. Live for several years somewhere outside of Tennessee 10. Take a tour of the US's creepiest and most haunted places.
Bucket Lists, Wish Lists, What I Wanna Do
*i read a poem on a friend's blog - it made me think.. and since i'm in a thinking kind of mood i figgured i'd blog about it. i've survived cancer. i've survived a violent husband i've survived more than a few major life changes i've survived a broken heart i've survived a torn soul what are some things i'd like to do to celbrate my life before i eventually shuffle off to the great unknown? ~ i want to fall in love one last time, this time forever. i want to find the partner for the rest of my life. ~ i want to sleep under the stars and count them as i drift off ~ i want to find someone who will dance in the rain with me ~ i want to play my drums in public again ~ i want to have a picnic in bed with someone who can appreciate silliness ~ i want to walk in a silent snow storm and speak to my makers ~ i want to get over my fear of boats ~ i want to see my home town ~ i want to write down my life story for my children and their children ~ i w
Buckcherry
Hey all here is the brand spankin new video from Buckcherry.... Too Drunk to Fuck off the new album Black Butterfly out 9/23
"buckshot And Whiskey" Yes, Another Country Tune :p
For the record, tho it seems to follow the whole Carried Underwood cheatin boyfriend trend, I got the idea when I was visiting my brother in Tennessee in 2006 and honestly, when aren't women wanting to f' up cheatin boyfriends sh!t? It's nothing new. I had no inspiration for this, but the title popped in my head and I loved the double entendre. :) Licks, not sure if I spelled that right. Uh, also for the record, I have never had the nerve to f' up anyone's stuff...as Jim has attested I'm secretly a nice person masquerading as a b!tch ;) Buckshot and Whiskey You broke up in a letter On the refrigerator door Said that you found someone new Didn't love me anymore Cried till I was bone dry Then sang a little blues Slipped into my red dress And my favorite shoes Called up my girlfriends They said what do you need? A couple rounds of buckshot and whiskey Buckshot and whiskey Really hits the spot My broken heart feels better With each and every shot Could h
Buckfast. 17 Secs. 1tan
Buckfast. 17 secs. 1TAN
Buckcherry- Sorry
Oh I had a lot to say was thinking all my time away I missed you and things weren't the same Cause everything inside it never comes out right And when I see you cry it makes me want to die I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry your'e blue, I'm sorry about all things I said to you And I know I can't take it back I love how you kiss, I love all your sounds , and baby the way you make my world go round And I just wanted to say I'm sorry: This time, I think I'm to blame it's harder to get through the days You get older and blame turns to shame [Pre-Chorus] [Chorus] Every single day I think about how we came all this way The sleepless nights and the tears you cried it's never too late to make it right Oh yeah sorry! [Chorus]
Bucket List
To all my Friends, Fans, and Family..... I want to do a few things before I die. Have you ever tried to sit down and write out a bucket list? If you want to, add your name to mine and list 4 things that would have as priorities on that list, I will start it off.... Naughty Nurse: 1. To be right with God in my own way. 2. To content and happy in my marriage always. 3. To meet my Idol, Bettie Page (before she dies). 4. To accept my faults and not care what anyone else thinks.... I am the one who will answer to God in the end.
Buckcherry-too Drunk
I hit the bottle in the morning In the summertime. I quit my job ’cause it gets in the way. I find a party by the ocean, Buy the cheapest wine, Call up my friends to come and waste the day. I got a dime bag, Corduroys, and colored sleeves, A bindle and some LSD. Now I’m just lookin’ for a girl to meet To help me to forget my name. I could spend my lifetime gettin’ high, Never wantin’ to live in a suit and tie! Most of us are just livin’ a lie! Trying to get f@#ked up every night! Chorus I’m gettin’ drunk all night! Oh, I’m gettin’ drunk all day. Oh, I’m gettin’ drunk all night! I’m sorry, but I have to say I’m too drunk to f@#k! Now the party was jumpin’ And the girls were fine, With the lipstick summer glaze! buckcherry lyrics on www.lyrics-celebrities.anekatips.com I got so many women Comin’ after me I put some pussy on lay-away. I was smoked out, Torn up, Drunk as f@#k And I wouldn’t want to change a thing! Young and dumb And full o
Buckcherry-rescue Me
You can’t erase this deep inside of me I know I'm not a sight to see But baby I’m alive I cherish the love and I cherish the life that’s inside of me I know I’m not a sight to see But baby I’m alive Won’t you come and rescue me Separate myself from me Maybe I’m too blind to see Save my life Rescue me I lie awake it takes its toll on me And now my broken heart it bleeds But baby I'm alive I cherish the love and I cherish the life that’s inside of me And now my broken heart it bleeds But baby I’m alive Won’t you come and rescue me Separate myself from me Maybe I’m too blind to see Save my life Won’t you come and rescue me I’m torn away from what I need Help me now I'm way too deep Save my life It’s not over now And I just want to say You’ll never be left out I love you more today It’s not over now No more time to waste Kiss me on the mouth And take my breath away I c
Buckcherry "too Drunk..."
I hit the bottle in the morning in the summer time I quit my job cause it gets in the way I find a party by the ocean buy the cheapest wine, tell my friends to come and waiste the day. I got a dimeback, cortoroys, colored sleeves, and a bindle with some LSD. Now im just lookin for a girl to meet to help me to forget my name. I could spend my lifetime gettin high, never wanna live in suit and tie. Most of us are just livin a lie, drunk gettin fucked up every night. Im gettin drunk all night ooh im gettin drunk all day ooh im gettin drunk all night im sorry but i have to say, im too drunk to fuck. Now the party was jumpin and the girls were fine with the lipstick summer glaze. I got so many women comin after me i put some pussy on layaway. I was smoked out, tore up, drunk as fuck and i wouldn't wanna change a thing. Young and dumb and full of cum with a sugar loaded candy cane. I could spend my lifetime gettin high. never wann
Buck Cherry Crazy Bitch
Alright! Break me down You got a lovely face We're going to your place And now you got to freak me out Scream so loud Getting fucking laid You want me to stay But I got to make my way Chorus: Hey! You're a crazy bitch But you fuck so good I'm on top of it When I dream I'm doing you all night Scratches all down my back to keep me right on (Repeat Chorus) Take it off The paper is your game You jump in bed with fame Another one night payed in full You're so fine It won't be a loss Cashing in the rocks Just to get you face to face (Chorus x2) Get the video Fuck you so good Get the video Fuck you so good Crazy bitch Crazy bitch Crazy... bitch (Chorus) Hey You're a crazy bitch But you fuck so good I'm on top of it When I dream I'm doing you all night Scratches all down my back Come on! Baby girl You want it all To be a star you'll have to go down Take it off No need to talk You're crazy but I like the way you fuck me! (Chor
Bucky!
in life they say you dont get to chose your family but for me that isnt true ,my biological family didnt except me for who i am or the things i have done n life but my wifes family they chose to except me and have been more of a family to me then my own .So this last 11 days has been the hardest for me because i had to say goodbye to a true brother .a man that not only never judged me but he said i was good enough for his sister .a man that was a great father to his kids no matter what they did .a man that was a good friend to everyone no matter who they were in life. buck you will be missed but never forgotten!
The Bucket List
Place an X by all the things you've done and remove the X from the ones you have not, then send it to your friends (including me). (I'm not bothering to tag people on these any more. Do what thou wilt.) Things you have done during your lifetime: (X) Gone on a blind date (X) Skipped school (X) Been to Canada (-) Been to Mexico (X) Been to Florida (X) Been to Hawaii (X) Been on a plane (-) Been on a helicopter (X) Been lost (X) Gone to Washington, DC (X) Swam in the ocean (X) Cried yourself to sleep (X) Played cops and robbers (-) Recently colored with crayons (X) Sang Karaoke (X) Paid for a meal with coins only (-) Been to the top of the St. Louis Arch (X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't. (X) Made prank phone calls (-) Been down Bourbon Street in New Orleans (X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose & elsewhere (X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue (-) Danced in the rain-naked (X) Written a letter to Santa Claus (X) Been
Bucket List
I've decided it never too soon to start a "bucket list"... just in case you didn't see the movie, it's things to do before you die... 1. 2. Tour the US, the capital, beaches of Florida and California, etc. 3. ride a train 4. take a cruise 5. go skinny dippin 6. meet Sanrda Bullock 7. Buy a Harley 8. visit Hawaii 9. visit Europe
Buckwheat
i stole this from cappy...but loved it so much...During english class, Buckwbeat's teacher, Miss Crabtree, asked him if he could spell theword dictate.Buckwheat answered, yes, andproceeded to do so: "d-i-c-t-a-t-e." Miss Crabtreesaid, good, how can you use it in a sentence?Buckwheat thought for a minute and then blurted out "hey Darla, how my dictate?
Bucks
I need FuBucks. Yeah. So if you could please send some my way, I'd really appreciate it. It's not for spotlight, I'm past the level for that. To be honest, I'm bidding on a friend in auction and I want to be able to fu-own someone else. I just don't have the bucks for both. Granted, those are pretty selfish reasons, and not quite as good as "I'm going for spotlight", but at least I'm honest, lol.   [hugs]
Buckcherry Helpless
Sing me a songBecause I don't want to hear my life go bySing me a songAnd let the melody dance through our hearts tonightAnd if you face it you'll find that, The love we can make is so strongForget what they're sayingStay true to yourself and move onSee the city at nightSee the street life the restaurants, the passer bysSomebody's homeTo the shower they go clean the stress awayIs anyone out thereTo the heartbreak stationI'm goneForget what they're sayingStay true to yourself and move onI don't want to live my life todayI'm all out of love and I'm tired of changing.I hope you could help pass the time awayIs anyone out thereTo the heartbreak stationI'm goneI fell out of love this time againI can't one more fightI'm too tired and crazyI know someday I will be strong againForget what they're sayingTo the heartbreak stationI'm goneHeartbreak station I'm goneHeartbreak station I'm goneHeartbreak station I'm goneI don't want to live my life todayI'm all out of love and I'm tired of changing.I
Bucks
  So my really good friend, WhatsHisName, needs some fubucks. He's going for the spotlight.  I have some fu-bucks to send him, but not nearly enough. I was thinking maybe I could "sell" something. I'm not sure what, but yeah. So you tell me what you want, and if it's possible, I'll do it..for a price. You can send the Bucks to me or to him.  If you just want to send him some bucks for the hell of it, yanno, because my friends are just awesome like that...here's his link.   Ugh, it won't work. So here's the link, just copy and paste it. Blah. http://fubar.com/user/2184713
Bucket List'n It.
reading all my ol compositions, made me want to write one now.       things i want to do before i die: paint a self portrait. write an autobiography. see the pyramids. make amends with those that i wronged. tell that guy that i really wasn't a virgin. build a treehouse. build a model airplane/car. take a road trip with no destination. produce a short film. swim in the ocean. speak 3 languages, fluently. read the Kuran. pose for playboy. see the maple leafs play, IN canada. go shark diving. own a tank full of exotic fish. my family's genealogy. learn how to love without reservations. memorize the list of phobias, and this time, remember it. move to montreal. go cliff diving. have sex on a freight train. backpack across europe. find my penpal and start writing her again. live in greece for a summer.  take a picture of myself that isn't perfect, and still like it. accept the fact that just because i have small hips, i still have a nice body. learn to be modest, but confident. complet
Bucket List
Things you have done during your lifetime: ( ) Gone on a blind date. (x) Donated Blood (x) Skipped school (x) Watched someone die ( ) Been to Canada (x) Been to Mexico (x) Been to Florida (x) Been to Hawaii (x) Been on a plane (x) Been on a helicopter (x) Been lost ( ) Gone to Washington, DC ( ) Hugged a homeless person (x) Swam in the ocean (x) Swam with Stingrays (x) Been sailing in the ocean (x) Cried yourself to sleep (x) Played cops and robbers (x) Recently colored with crayons (x) Ran a marathon (x) Sang Karaoke ( ) Volunteered at a soup kitchen ( ) Paid for a meal with coins only ( ) Been to the top of the St. Louis Arch ( ) Seen the Northern Lights ( ) Been Parasailing ( ) Been on TV (x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't (x) Made prank phone calls (pardon me, but your cows are in my yard...) (x) Been down Bourbon Street in New Orleans (x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose ( ) Fed an elephant (x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue (x) Fired a g
Buckeyes
Prep time: 15 min Cook time: 5 min Ready in : 50 min Servings: 30 Ingredients: - 1 1/2 cups Peanut butter(creamy) - 1 cup Butter - 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract - 6 cups powdered sugar - 4 cups semisweet chocolate chips Directions: 1. In a large bowl, mix together the peanut butter, butter, vanilla and confectioners' sugar. The dough will look dry. Roll into 1 inch balls and place on a waxed paper-lined cookie sheet. 2. Press a toothpick into the top of each ball (to be used later as the handle for dipping) and chill in freezer until firm, about 30 minutes. 3. Melt chocolate chips in a double boiler or in a bowl set over a pan of barely simmering water. Stir frequently until smooth. 4. Dip frozen peanut butter balls in chocolate holding onto the toothpick. Leave a small portion of peanut butter showing at the top to make them look like Buckeyes. Put back on the cookie sheet and refrigerate until serving.
Bucket List
Yeah, it's kind of an overdone theme.  But you know what?  I don't care.  I've done some cool things in my life.  Staked out parties with a paint ball gun shooting at the obviously drunk idiots driving, running through unplowed corn fields from those drunk dudes whose pants were around their ankles (funny story--ask me about it sometime, you'll get a good laugh).  Snorkeling Lady Musgrave Island on the Great Barrier Reef with hammerheads swimming 20 feet below.  Abseiling in New Zealand (got rid of my fear of heights and found my freedom).  Tubing down raging rivers.  Kayaking across little lakes.  Played "Wipeout" behind Dad's speedboat on the tube (record is 5 cartwheels across the top of the water before biting it).  Walked in a volcano in New Zealand.  Watched the sunrise in Montreal.  The random donuts I did in uninhabited developments in the winter (front wheel drive cars WILL do forward donuts--FYI).  Extreme fourwheeling (had the truck on her side using tree trunks for traction
Bucket List
Just  the  other  day I was talking  to  a married girlfriend of mine.  She  was complaining  about how dull and drab her sex life was.  She mentioned " sexual" things she wished she had done before getting married. WHEWW, it made me think of my own "sexual" things I'd like  to  do  before I die!  Here is my list of  sexual must-dos before I die...... So  here is My Sex Bucket List!   Sex at a drive-in Mile-high club Married sex (the best kind, in my opinion Sex on a boat Sex in a body of water Play strip poker/Monopoly/card game Sex in the shower Sex standing up against a wall Sex with no kissing Sex in a tent in the wilderness Sex on the beachBlindfolds Using ice sexually Sexual role play Do an uncircumcised penis Whipped creamFrederick's of Hollywood lingerie sex Sex with someone much older Sex with someone younger (legal!) Sex in a foreign country, possibly with a foreigner A quickie in a skirt A longie in the rain Fisting Get your toes licked Sex in the ocea
Buc Needs Your Help & You Can Help Me.
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Bucolic
bucolic\byoo-KOL-ik\ , adjective:1.Relating to or typical of the countryside or its people; rustic.2.Of or pertaining to the life and occupation of a shepherd; pastoral.noun: 1.A pastoral poem, depicting rural affairs, and the life, manners, and occupation of shepherds.2.A country person
Bucs Mma Fight Of The Week. Tuf Finale 1- Griffin Vs Bonnar(awesome Match)
This is something new i will post every week to keep mma fans happy. lol Stephen Bonnar vs Forrest Griffin 1!! Buccs thoughts on the match..... "Great match for the first season. Both are very well rounded & skilled fighters. Both have hands that hit, but we have yet to see their ground game get put to more external use. Griffin has better ground than bonnar, but Bonnar to me has better hands., I remember the TUF Finale- great night. Both displayed what passion & desire for a contract to live a dream does. I hopnestly thought bonnar won a unanimous decision. I had the first round scored 10-9 Griffin. but rounds 2 & 3 10-9 for bonnar. Anyways -controversal the decision was, Fight was definitely the besat ever fight in ufc history. Enjoy the match all. so you wanna be an ultimate fighter!Add to My Profile | More Videos
Bucs Mma Fight Of The Week. Ufc 66- Forrest Griffin Vs Keith "the Dean Of Mean" Jardine.
Bucs thoughts on the fight ..... " I honestly liked this match-up. Both are very well rounded Competitors. Jardine is very Heavy Handed while forrest is Very sharp. the fight overall ended in less than 5 mins. i honestly thought Forrest was too cautious. Jardine was a Heavyweight on TUF 2. Therfore -this match up has to be on the to 10 Ultimate fighter Allumni. Over- forrest got caught. Solid effort though. Very cool fight to watch. ENJOY!!! Keith Jardine VS Forrest GriffinAdd to My Profile | More Videos
Bucs Mma Fight Of The Week- Ufc 47- Chuck Liddell Vs Tito Ortiz
Bucs thoughts on the match......... "A true main event indeed. Both are versed in well rounded skills. Chuck has better stand - up, tito has better ground. Awesome style parings. This i picked Tito to win. Honestly the match would have been better if the belt was in titos posession and we could have had the best title fight that year. aside all that -this helped launch the popularity of the UFC. Enjoy all!!! Chuck Liddell vs. Tito OrtizAdd to My Profile | More Videos
Bucs Mma Fight Of The Week- Ufc 71- Chuck "iceman" Liddell Vs Quentin "rampage" Jackson- Light Heavyweight Championship
Bucs thoughts on this fight.......... "A great money making match. This was by far the most anticipated matchup after the tito fight. Chuck had avenged his prior losses- all except one. The man who KO'd chuck the first time in chucks life. Now this was chucks chance to gain Redemption, but could chuck win or would he Suffer another loss to Jackson? Quentin Jackson has been an awesome mma combatant. Now the rematch is here & Enjoy Everyone....... Rampage Drops the IcemanAdd to My Profile | More Videos
Bucs Mma Fight Of The Week. Ufc 40- Vendetta- Light Heavyweight Title- Tito Ortiz Vs Ken Shamrock
Bucs thoughts on this fight....... "WOW!!! Main event type it indeed is. This would have been chuck vs tito 1 if they had agreed to do the fight, but The rivalry between Shamrock & ortiz is very well Documented. I am a fan of both fighters. They were the reason why i got into MMA. Both are legends. Both are icons. Both are my mma heroes aside Vitor Belfort & randy Couture. This i believed would have ended quickly, but much to my liking- it was a solid match. Shamrocks worse beating EVER!!! I wanted Shamrock to win ,but i liked tito too. It was a heart splitting match for me & i believe this put the UFC on the radar. Great Match!!! Enjoy all!!! Oh my god you killed kenny!!Add to My Profile | More Videos
Bucs Mma Fight Of The Week- Ufc 74- Renato "babalu" Sobral Vs David Heath(undercard)
Buccs thoughts on this match....... "This match to me should have been on the main card. Undercard my ass- Sobral is a main carder. But he lost 2 straight at this point. This was sobrals chance to stay in the UFC. However- After this match- Sobral got fined 7 kicked out of the uFC(aint sure) but overall- good match-up of styles. Enjoy.....
Bucs Mma Fight Of The Week- Ufc 76- Knockout..chuck Liddell Vs Keith Jardine
Enjoy all. Cant comment on this fight- was too good to comment on. lol. Online Videos by Veoh.com
Bucs Mma Fight Of The Week- Ufn(ufc)- Terry Martin Vs Chris Leben
Buccs thought son this fight............. "What a match to even see- great match. Both love to stand & trade. This fight is considered one of ym top 5 fights of the year. Chris leben had lost 2 straight Fights at this point. Terry martin won his first 2 middle weight fights. Leben had a lot to prove against Terry martin- thios was his chance to show his skills are good. Both are sick ko punchers. How do they fare............well -watch & see. Enjoy Online Videos by Veoh.com
Bucs Mma Weekly Blog- Update Of Top Fighters(middleweights)
Okay- every few weeks- i will update top fighters in each division. this week will be the middleweights. Heres how i have them ranked & why i have them there. 1. Anderson "The Spider" Silva- UFC middleweight champ. I have him here cause by far- he is the best fighter since chuck beat tito at UFC 47. He beat leben in debut, then Rich franklin(For belt), Then TUF 4 Winner Travis Lutter(non title), Then Nate marquardt, and rich Franklin agin. In March- he will be facing Dan henderson for the middleweight title. Can he pull it off?? 2. Dan "Hollywood" Henderson. Just after losing a 5 round war to Quentin "Rampage" Jackson- Henderson is now ready to go to middleweight. He gets andserson silva & i believe he can beat silva. He has ko power in both hands as well as great ground & ground & pound. Hendersopn should be a huge force in middleweight. 3. Chris "The Crippler" Leben I have him here for a huge reason. His KO over Terry Martin propelled him Back into top contention.
Bucs Mma Fight Of The Week- Tito Ortiz Ve Ken Shamrock 3- The Final Chapter.
Bucs thoughts on this fight........ "I had a feeling the 3rd fight would be on spike TV. After the controversial Stoppage at UFC 61- Bitter Rivals- the rematch had been established. This is Shamrocks farewell match. I will miss him in the UFc. he will be a legend always to remember. i wish he could have won this, but is always a winner in my book. this is the match to "Bury the Hatchet". This fight was shamrocks last chance at redemption. Tito had been 2-0 vs shamrock. but here is the 3-0 match. Tito Ortiz vs Ken Shamrock 3Add to My Profile | More Videos
Bucs Mma Fight Of The Week- Bj Penn Vs Jens Pulver 1 & 2- Double Fights
Sorry about long wait on mma fights ppl- had endured some issues, but now- i have the BJ Penn/Jens Pulver matches from first confrontation to second. Enjoy both fights on me!!! BJ Penn Vs. Jens PulverAdd to My Profile | More Videos
Bucs Mma Fight Of The Week- Ufc 79: Nemesis. Chuck "iceman" Liddell Vs Wanderlei "axe Murderer" Silva
Enjoy all. Most anticipated match of 07 Online Videos by Veoh.com
Bucs 2008 Nfl Mock Draft. All 7 Rounds Plus Top 20 Fas
This mock draft is 7 rounds and took a lot of work. I tried to hit on all of the needs, but I may have failed at some, so please complain if you have a valid gripe. Also, please read and compliment! Also included are my Top 20 Free Agents and where they will sign. Bob Sanders- IND Dallas Clark- GB Jared Allen- KC Philip Rivers- SD Randy Moss- NE Julius Jones- DAL Alan Faneca- STL Justin Smith- CIN Asante Samuel- SD Marcus Trufant- SEA Albert Haynesworth- TEN Patrick Crayton- SEA Nnamdi Asomugha- OAK Michael Turner- NYJ Lance Briggs- ARZ Gibril Wilson- NYG Terrell Suggs- TB Derek Anderson- BAL Flozell Adams- DET Donte’ Stallworth- BAL Round 1 1. MIA- Darren McFadden, RB, Arkansas 2. STL- Chris Long, DE, Virginia 3. NYJ- Jake Long, OT, Michigan 4. ATL- Glenn Dorsey, DT, LSU 5. OAK- Calais Campbell, DE, Miami (FL) 6. KC- Sedrick Ellis, DT, USC 7. BAL- Vernon Gholston, DE/OLB, Ohio State 8. NE (from SF)- Malcolm Jenkins, C
Bucs Mma Fight Of The Week- Ufc 76 Knockout- Diego "nightmare" Sanchez Vs Jon Fitch
Bucs thoughts on this match........ "A great matchup indeed. the fight did more than exceed my expectations" Enjoy all
Bucs Mma Fight Of The Week- Ufc 81 : Breaking Point- Frank Mir Vs Brock Lesnar
Bucs thoughts........ Very short match, but entertaining. Brock will ge tbetter from here on out
Bucs Breakdown Of Ufc 82- Pride Of A Champion!!
Fight Card!! Unification Titles Pride & UFC Anderson Silva Vs. Dan Henderson "Overall- this is a dream match-up for hardcore middleweight fans. Anderson silva has been on a complete tear through middleweight! now Silva will face his toughest challenge by far in Dan Henderson. Silva has devastating strikes & technique, but must learn ground defense real fast & soon- cause henderson is coming to win!!Overall- this will be a top 3 fight of the year!! Heavyweight Bout Heath Herring Vs. Cheick Kongo "Again- strong matchup- forget these guys wanting the ground- they will stand up & Bang! A dream matchup for heavyweights!! Overall- will be tough one to choose!! Middlewieght Bout Alessio Sakara Vs. Chris Leben "This is personally the dark horse match. Both are very good strikers, but leben will def have the ground advantage. Overall- i def see a stand-up war through most of it. Leben must be cautious, otherwise it's lights out!! Solid choice!! Mi
Bucs Cinema 1 Free Lounge And 2 Invite Only Lounges
I GOT 1 FREE CINEMA ANYONE CAN JOIN ITS PLAYING RAMBO http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=55044 I GOT 2 MORE LOUNGES CINEMA 2 IS PLAYING OVER HER DEAD BODY AND CINEMA 3 IS PLAYING THE SIMPSONS LET ME KNOW IF U WANT IN EITHER OF THESE 2 ROOMS ITS 10FUBUX TO ENTER
Bucs24 Showing 3 Dif Movies In 3 Dif Lounges Enjoy
LOUNGE 1 WE ARE SHOWING KNOCKED UP (2007) LOUNGE 2 WE ARE SHOWING 1408 (2007)CLICK PIC TO ENTER LOUNGE LOUNGE 3 WE ARE SHOWING THE SIMPSONS (2007)
Bucs Mma Fight Of The Week- Kimbo Slice Vs Tank Abbot- Elite Xc
Bucs thoughts- exciting for a short fight- but enjoy!!
Bucs Mma Fight Of The Week- Ufc 75 - Champion Vs Champion- Micheal Bisping Vs Matt Hammil
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Bucs Top Rated Nfl Coll Ege Prospects For 2008 Nfl Draft- Quarterbacks(plus Pr Ojecti Ons & Team Placem E N T Predictions)
Hello friends , family, and fans- here are my top prospects according to my view on the 2008 NFL Draft. Here are my top 10 Qbs...... 1. Matt Ryan(QB) - Boston College. PROJECTION - 1ST ROUND. TEAM - ATLANTA FALCONS! Pos-A very excellent QB. This kid has tremendous skills. Strong Arm , solid Accuracy ,and leadership. Negs- Can tend to be very erratic with his accuracy resulting in ints. but will improve over time. 2. Brian Brohm(QB) - Louisville. PROJECTION - 1st-2nd round. Team- Miami Dolphins Pos- Very Well rounded QB. Has been regarded as like a brett Favre - is a leader- has great mechanics. Negs- Durability is def an issue. Doesnt have a real strong arm ,but will prosper into a B Arm pass strength. 3. Joe Flaaco(QB) - Delaware. PROJECTION - 2nd round. Team - Chicago Bears Pos- Has a rocket arm- has the strongest arm in the draft. Is very tall. has a lil mobility. Negs- Accuracy could be better, but will improve. 4. Chad Henne(QB)
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Bud And Beethoven
I think I have a crush on a gas station attendant. At least I think she has nice tits *evil grin* - I also got hugged twice just going into the gas station...I knew the first woman, but the other is a mystery. This town is full of nuts. Ugh, I need a smoke and another beer, then I will rant. -Robert
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Budah
A couple of cenuries ago there was a small village of monks. At the center of the village there was a huge golden statue of budah. It was the center peice of their lives. When word got out that there was a tribe of Monguls raging towards their village they knew they had to do something. The monguls were terrorizing villages on a path straight towards them. So everyday that the monguls got closer they would put clay over the budah. Everyday the monguls got closer they would cover up a little more of the gold until finally it appeared to be just a giant clay budah. Eventually the monguls reached the monks small village. When they got there, they terrorized, robbed, raped, pillaged, and burnt the small village to the ground after murdering all the monks. Seeing a giant clay budah, there was no value to it, and it was to much work to tear down or do anything to it so they left it.Some time ago, I don't know ten twenty fifty years, I'm not sure, a group found the giant clay budah. While res
Bud Break
This one goes out to the Cali cherries out there, although in general some of what I say is applicable to all parts of the country. Yesterday I noticed the first wisps of green escaping from the buds of my Anna/ EinSchiener/ Dorsett apple tree. This moment is called bud break and in most parts of the sountry this happens in spring. Here, of course, if the trees actually waited until Ostara, they'd be in deep kimchee by August with a full load of fruit and 110 degrees out! So, what exactly is bud break, and why do some trees drop their leaves and grow a whole new set every year? In most parts of the country, this is absolutely essential to getting through the winder. No apple tree is going to survive a blizzard with all of its leaves. This is why they drop them in fall-- they basically go dormant-- hibernate. The buds are carefully sealed from the elements, and dormant. Giberellins help prevent the bud from sprouting-- breaking. How long the bud stays this way is determined by
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Buddychat
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The Buddy Maps
Hey if anyone has a buddy map that i haven't put myself on, please let me know. Also if you haven't add urself to mine, see my profile. Thanks much MCL ~~baby girl~~
Buddy Map
just added a buddy map so if you would all please add your self's i would love that. thanks Piggy
Buddhist Monk Cuts Off Penis And Renounces Refix
Buddhist monk cuts off penis and renounces refix Wed Nov 22, 6:23 AM ET A Thai Buddhist monk cut off his penis with a machete because he had an erection during meditation and declined to have it reattached, saying he had renounced all earthly cares, a doctor and a newspaper said on Wednesday. The 35-year-old monk, whose name was withheld for privacy reasons, allowed medical staff at Maharaj hospital, 780 km (480 miles) south of Bangkok to dress his wound, but refused reattachment, hospital chief Prawing Euanontouch said. "We cleaned up the wound, gave him some stitches, but he declined to have it reattached because he said had abandoned everything," Prawing told Reuters by telephone. Prawing declined to comment on the monk's erection, which Bangkok-based Kom Chad Luk tabloid reported on its Web site.
Buddy Day!
HAPPY BUDDIES DAY!!! Forward to all your friends, including me. And don't tell me you're too busy for this. Don't you know the phrase "stop and smell the flowers"? See how many "bouquets" you end up with! Happiness Keeps You Sweet, Trials Keep You Strong, Sorrows Keep You Human, Failures Keep You Humble, Success Keeps You Glowing, But Only God Keeps You Going! You are so special! Today is "Online Buddy Day". Send this to your online friends - even me, if I'm one of them - and see how many you get today!
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Buddy List Cleansing
Well I don't get much time to spend on here anymore with school and all, so I'm going to be cleaning out my buddy list. I don't have time to get to all of you and I feel bad about that. If you want to stay on my buddy list here, please let me know otherwise you will be deleted. I'll give everyone through the weekend to let me know. Take care all! Much love! Cynthia
Buddy Day
Today is ".. Buddy Day". Send this to your .. friends - even me, if I'm one of them - and see how many you get today! ~xoxo!! ___________________________#__# _________________________#__##__# ________________#########_#____#_# ________########____________##_#_# _____##__##____________________#_# ____##_#___#_____________________# ____#_#___#_________________##___# ____#_#__##___________#######_____# ____#__#_#_________###________##__# _____##_______###_#_____##_____#________####### _______###_______#_____###______##____##__###__# _________#______#________#___#__#____##_##___##_# _________#______#_______#####___#___##_##____#__# __________#_____##____##_______#____#__#_____#__# ___________##____##__________#######___#___##__# _____________##____##_____###_____#_____###____# __________#############_####______#_________# _______##_______#______#____#_____#___________# _____##_________#______#____#_____##_________# ___##___________#_______#___###__###________# __#__
Buddy Day
You are so special! Today is ".. Buddy Day". Send this to your .. friends - even me, if I'm one of them - and see how many you get today! ~xoxo!! ___________________________#__# _________________________#__##__# ________________#########_#____#_# ________########____________##_#_# _____##__##____________________#_# ____##_#___#_____________________# ____#_#___#_________________##___# ____#_#__##___________#######_____# ____#__#_#_________###________##__# _____##_______###_#_____##_____#________####### _______###_______#_____###______##____##__###__# _________#______#________#___#__#____##_##___##_# _________#______#_______#####___#___##_##____#__# __________#_____##____##_______#____#__#_____#__# ___________##____##__________#######___#___##__# _____________##____##_____###_____#_____###____# __________#############_####______#_________# _______##_______#______#____#_____#___________# _____##_________#______#____#_____##_________# ___##___________#_______#___###
Buddhist Needle Memorial
Holiday lore: Yesterday was the Buddhist Needle Memorial. On this day, as part of the principle of endless compassion espoused by the Buddhist faith for all sentient and nonsentient beings, all the sewing needles that have been retired during the year are honored. That is, needles are brought to the shrine and pushed into a slab of tofu that rests on the second tier of a three-tiered altar. Priests sing sutras to comfort the needles and heal their injured spirits.
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Buddy Day!!
You are so special! Today is ".. Buddy Day". Send this to your .. friends - even me, if I'm one of them - and see how many you get today! ~xoxo!! ___________________________#__# _________________________#__##__# ________________#########_#____#_# ________########____________##_#_# _____##__##____________________#_# ____##_#___#_____________________# ____#_#___#_________________##___# ____#_#__##___________#######_____# ____#__#_#_________###________##__# _____##_______###_#_____##_____#________####### _______###_______#_____###______##____##__###__# _________#______#________#___#__#____##_##___##_# _________#______#_______#####___#___##_##____#__# __________#_____##____##_______#____#__#_____#__# ___________##____##__________#######___#___##__# _____________##____##_____###_____#_____###____# __________#############_####______#_________# _______##_______#______#____#_____#___________# _____##_________#______#____#_____##_________# ___##___________#_______#___###
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Buddha
"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it." --Buddha
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REST IN PEACE MY SWEET SWEET SON.... LOVE ALWAYS YOUR DADDY..
The Buddha
"My body reached a state of extreme emaciation. Because of eating so little my limbs became like the jointed stems of creepers or bamboo; my backside became like a buffalo's hoof; my backbone, bent or straight, was like corded beads; my jutting and broken rafters of an old house; the gleam of my eyes sunk deep in their sockets was like the gleam of water seen deep down at the bottom of a deep well." 1 This was the Prince Siddhartha at the age of thirty-five. For six years, he had practiced the 'severe austerities,' depriving himself of food and water as well as torturing himself in a seemingly endless search for enlightenment. Who was this Prince Siddhartha? Better known as Buddha, he was born on April 8, 2 in the year 566, 563 3, or 560 4 B.C. to King Suddhodana and Queen Maya (also known as Mahamaya or Mayadevi) of Sakya (or Sakhya or Shakya) in present day Nepal. Both of his parents came from the Gautama (or Gotama) clan of the royal warrior caste. Maya died one week after Si
Buddhist Literature
The Dhammapada Translated by Thomas Byrom The Dhammapada, an anthology of 423 verses, has long been recognized as one of the masterpieces of early Buddhist literature. From ancient times to the present, the Dhammapada has been regarded as the most succinct expression of the Buddha's teaching found in the Theravada Pali Canon of scriptures known as the Khuddaka Nikaya ("Minor Collection") of the Sutta Pitaka. Dhammpada text on a pal leaf This Dhammapada palm leaf manuscript (44.5 * 6.5 cm) in Sinhalese characters, of which the first and last pages are shown, is believed to be the oldest extant copy of the scripture. Photo: Courtesy of K. D. Paranavitana, Assistant Archivist, Department of National Archives, Colombo, Sri Lanka. Buddhist tradition has it that shortly after the passing away of the Buddha his disciples met in council at Rajagaha for the purpose of recalling to mind the truths they had received from their beloved Teacher during the forty-five years of his ministry.
Buddy Sent Me This From Utube.. Lol... Nsfw
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If u love me (as a friend or more) u'll read the whole thing. What would you do if for every moment you were truly happy there would be 10 moments of sadness? What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt? So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life, you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life. I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you. Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk, or how close you are, and send it to the person who sent it to you. Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will. Remember, everyone needs a friend. dont ever leave the one u love for the one u like, because the one u like will leave u for the one they love. If you wake up in a red room with no windows and doors, DON'T panic.. you're just in my heart!!! Send this to all the friends you want to keep forever... Today is Bestfriend Day. Send this
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Buddhist Prayers For Peace
These two powerful Buddhist prayers have given inspiration and inner peace to countless humans throughout the ages. Reading them - and letting them into our hearts - may be a first step toward world peace. I May all beings everywhere plagued with sufferings of body and mind quickly be freed from their illnesses. May those frightened cease to be afraid, and may those bound be free. May the powerless find power, and may people think of befriending one another. May those who find themselves in trackless, fearful wilderness-- the children, the aged, the unprotected-- be guarded by beneficial celestials, and may they swiftly attain Buddhahood. II Evoking the presence of the great compassion, let us fill our hearts with our own compassion--towards ourselves and towards all living beings. Let us pray that all living beings realize that they are all brothers and sisters, all nourished from the same source of life.
Buddy Pet Help Line New Website
My dog Buddy He woke up one day in june of 2007 and lost all mobility of his hind legs,,I did some searching for an organization that would be able to help me out with this, well I was finaly able to get a pet credit card so that I was able to pay for some of the vet bills, after running up a nice bill with the vet I was told he needed surgery or he wouldn't be able to walk again on his own, or I could have him put down to sleep, well I've done this before with another dog and because of not being able to afford the big vet bill they told me it's best to put her down so I did and still got charged big time, well thinking of all this I started to dig even deeper to find some help as the surgery for Buddy would cost anywhere from 2500.00 to 5000.00 and with the very little fixed income I have wouldn't allow me to even make the smallest payments if I was allowed to do that but they wanted 2500.00 up front and then the rest if any was to be paid when the surgery was done. I search
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Buddies Forever
A ring is round it never ends, and that's how long we'll both be friends. I know our friendship will always last, we've put our fights back in the past. When you need me I'll be there, 'cos to live without you I just have to bear.
Buddhas Teaching On Belief
"Do not believe in what you have heard; do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations; do not believe anything because it is rumored and spoken of by many; do not believe merely because the written statement of some old sage is produced; do not believe in conjectures; do not believe merely in the authority of your teachers and elders. After observation and analysis, when it agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it." -- Buddha --
"buddy"
[Moving Train] "Next stop! Coopersville!" [Two guys talking] "Hey Buddy" "Buddy!" "How was the bathroom Buddy, pretty gruesome?" "Buddy, I had to hold my breath Buddy!" "Eheh Buddy, don't even tell me about it Buddy!" "Buddy I know." "Buddy, M&M's?" "Chocolate me, Buddy!... Tasty Buddy!" "Buddy definitely" "Hey get in on this drink Buddy!" "Buddy, don't mind if I do" "It's a bloody, Buddy" "Buddy, it's killer!" "BUDDY!" "Sorry Buddy" "Save me some Buddy!" "Buddy I said I was sorry!" "That's ok Buddy" [Two more guys enter] "Hey Dude!" "Hey Buddy!" "Dudes, you know this dude?" "What's up Dude?" "Hey Buddy" "Buddy, sit down" "Have some bloody Buddy" "Dude" "Dudes, here's a sixer, Budweiser time" "Yeah, Bud Buddy" "Yeah Dude" "Cold ones Dude" "Buddy, killer!" [Drinking] "I'm buzzing Buddy!" "Dude, I know!" [Female walking by] "Oh Dude, check it, she's killer!" "I want some of that Buddy" "Oh Buddy, save some for me" "Dude, that's my ex-girlfrie
Buddhism
I started becoming interested In Buddhism in the beginning part of 2007, it seemed to call to me I guess youd say. So that is what Im currently doing, picking up on my studies. Here is some basic information for all of you that dont know what Buhhdism is... Part of it is learning to control your mind and the realization that we need to draw from our inner strength not external conditions, I would say tha I rely to much on the external and it throws my mind into chaos. the practice of training the mind, we rely upon our own inner strength rather than upon external conditions. We do not need to wait for better conditions before starting to practice, because we can transform any circumstances, whether good or bad, into the path to liberation and enlightenment. If we wait until we find perfect conditions, we will never begin our study and practice of Dharma. Moreover, if we are preoccupied with creating perfect external conditions, we will never find the time to meditate because we will be
Buddy Day
You are so special! Today is ".. Buddy Day". Send this to your .. friends - even me, if I'm one of them - and see how many you get today! ~xoxo!! ___________________________#__# _________________________#__##__# ________________#########_#____#_# ________########____________##_#_# _____##__##____________________#_# ____##_#___#_____________________# ____#_#___#_________________##___# ____#_#__##___________#######_____# ____#__#_#_________###________##__# _____##_______###_#_____##_____#________####### _______###_______#_____###______##____##__###__# _________#______#________#___#__#____##_##___##_# _________#______#_______#####___#___##_##____#__# __________#_____##____##_______#____#__#_____#__# ___________##____##__________#######___#___##__# _____________##____##_____###_____#_____###____# __________#############_####______#_________# _______##_______#______#____#_____#___________# _____##_________#______#____#_____##_________# ___##___________#_______#___#
Buddhist Quotes
"You can explore the universe looking for somebody who is more deserving of your love and affection than you are yourself, and you will not find that person anywhere." "The water a cow laps turns into milk. The water a snake licks changes into poison. What do things that you touch turn into?" "Seeking happiness outside ourselves is like waiting for sunshine in a cave facing north." "If you light a lamp for somebody, it will also brighten your own path." "Your worst enemy cannot harm you as much as your own unguarded thoughts." "Endurance is one of the most difficult disciplines, but the final victory comes to the one who endures." "Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared." "Things are not what they appear to be: nor are they otherwise." "I know not of any single thing that brings such woe as the mind that is untamed, uncontrol
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Buddy Rich - At His Best !!! One Of My Fav. Idols'!!!
Buddha Mind
Bankei - Buddha Mind When we look back on this life, we see that when people are born, no one has thoughts of joy, sadness, hatred, or bitterness. Are we not in the state of the buddha mind bequeathed by our parents? It is after birth that intelligence develops, and people learn bad habits from others in the course of seeing and hearing them. As they grow up, their personal mental habits emerge, and they turn the buddha mind into a monster because of biased self-importance. People are born with nothing but the unconceived buddha mind, but because of self-importance they want to get their own way, arguing and losing their temper yet claiming it is the stubbornness of others that makes them mad. Getting fixated on what others say, they turn the all-important unique buddha mind into a monster, mulling over useless things, repeating the same thoughts over and over again. They are so foolish they will not give up on things even if getting their own way would in any case prove to be fu
Buddy
~Animal Abuse~ ~By Jinx~ This is my dog His name is Buddy, he was abused before we got him, his tail had been cut off almost entirely his back paw was broken in 3 places...hes now 2 years old healthy..and hes my best friend. There are millions of other animals like Buddy who are crying for help, but there not always heard...Some of these animals will never get to be held in a friends arms...For those of you who love to adopt pets..please I urge you not to go to the puppy place and pick up the cutest puppy you find..but to adopt from a shelter, adopt a friend that wants nothing more than a warm bed to sleep in and food to eat...soo many animals out there begging for you to help...soo many people ignoring them...you can help? Cant you? How Can This Happen to Me? What Did I Ever Do To You? Im Sorry I Make You Mad. I Havnt Been Fed In 5 Days This Is Where They Put Me... I Thought We Could Be Friends?
Buddy Counting
That is video of my 2 year old son Jackson, counting to 5! YAY! And he used the potty this morning too! Sorry but I'm so proud! My babies are growing up!
Buddha
"If you propose to speak, always ask yourself - is it true, is it necessary, is it kind?"
Buddha 092408
"Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy."
3 Buddies
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they find themselves at the pearly gates. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was the greatest doctor of my time, and a great family man." The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow." The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say... LOOK!!! HE'S MOVING!!!!!"
Buddhist Quotes
On life's journey Faith is nourishment, Virtuous deeds are a shelter, Wisdom is the light by day and Right mindfulness is the protection by night. If a man lives a pure life nothing can destroy him; If he has conquered greed nothing can limit his freedom. Buddha One of his students asked Buddha, "Are you the messiah?" "No", answered Buddha. "Then are you a healer?" "No", Buddha replied. "Then are you a teacher?" the student persisted. "No, I am not a teacher." "Then what are you?" asked the student, exasperated. "I am awake", Buddha replied.
Buddha
If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change.
A Buddy Of Mine Has Fun With Yahoo Answers...
* How can I stop my labrador from urinating and defecating on me while I'm sleeping? (Stop sleeping in the back yard.) * Why is my girlfriend unhappy? I mean her dad died like a week ago and I thought she would get over it by now but she's being real emo about the whole thing. (Bitches be crazy dawg. I can't figure 'em out either) * Should I have sex with my sister? (Is your sister Angelina Jolie by any chance? Then yes!) * Is it ok to have sex while you are fishing? (With the fish or with your mate? Either way, hooks might become an issue.) * Are boogers made from brain sweat? (Yes, yes they are. And farts are made from belly lint.) * I get turned on by dogs. Is this cool? Y/N? (I get turned on by tattoos and goth chicks. Who I am to judge?) * How do I stole 7 different passwords? (WTF? an illiterate haxxor?) * Is it weird that my sister is 11 and poops her pants? (No, what's weird is that you have intimate knowledge of the contents of your sisters panties!) *
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Buddy's Garage
oh low and behold once again i find myself with no place to go buddy's garage gosta get my own crib, yo gatta find a job guess thats how its alway bean bounce round from town to town, never had no real friends well ive grown so great at good bye never learned hollo, cant remember how to smile never ask noth'n from no one thats just what you'll get ive got nothing to show for a life time of lonlyness sadness, sarrow and dispair, apples from ornges no noth'n compares to a moment of your love prey to the lord above but i'll never get kida back no sence in chase'n the past oh oh here we go feels like some one just stirred the fish bowl and ill watch as the whole world spins round could fight that current, no probly just drown oh ive bean over them falls a thousand
Buddy
It is too funny to me, how when my Buddy needs attention, he will come between my laptop cord and the plug. FUCKER does it on purpose!!! I love dogs!!!! I love my Buddy!!! Makes me laugh everytime!!!
Bud Granley's T-6 Texan
This is 2 brothers flying. Great Criscross in flight
Budget Deficit In 2008 Surges To All-time High
Budget deficit in 2008 surges to all-time high Tuesday October 14, 6:34 pm ET By Martin Crutsinger, AP Economics Writer Budget deficit soars to record $454.8 billion, reflecting weak economy and stimulus program WASHINGTON (AP) -- The federal budget deficit soared to $454.8 billion in 2008 as a housing collapse and efforts to combat the economic slowdown pushed the tide of government red ink to the highest level in history. The Bush administration said Tuesday the deficit for the budget year that ended Sept. 30 was more than double the $161.5 billion recorded in 2007. It surpassed the previous record of $413 billion set in 2004. Economists predicted a far worse number next year as the costs of the government's rescue of the financial system and the economic hard times hit the nation's balance sheet. Some analysts believe that next year's deficit could easily top $700 billion, giving the next president a formidable challenge. The administration blamed this year's recor
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Actors: Leonardo DiCaprio         Budget first scene        cost: 9,000 Animation effects                         Budget fist scene         cost: 3,000 co stars :                                                                                 3000 tetsuo  on bike :                                                                       3000 Kannada on bike:                             this is the intro to be used for (cgi) leaks and video animations ,video game, it's just a photo and action capture . co-stars including girls and other bikers      budget first scene    5,000 actors in restaurant ; 1,000              other things 2,000 total   26,000 The first scene in Akira is the intro ; the bombs blast (WWIII info) and neo Tokyo news about  the mojo  campaign and  the gangs. After that is  then the bike chase. belated to tetsu and his bike acciedent though he is effected by nuke kid encounte.The U.S soldiers come in on hang lifter with the president to capture nuke( missing cl
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The Budget
In my opinion and I have done alot of research on this that I know that Obama and the Congress will let the fiscal budget drop off the clift.....because all three branches want the American people to be more reliable to the government. Obama will blame the GOP and they will blame Obama and it's all in the same soup. The globalists want more control over the America people so they all create a cris is and the American people will buy into it, false flags will be created, and the "government and Obama" will ride into town and save us from all this and get further control by the government. If the American people don't go along then more riots and lootings provided by the government so that martial law will be enforced to control the people. Also this is a distraction for the American people...the bombing of the USS Discovery (?) by Iran which blames Israel. This will happen in mid Jan. 2013 when the taxes will be higher which causes more unemployment and Obamacare will mandate the RFID
Budget
It's time for me to really keep to a budget. I'll be helping more with the mortgage payment and bills. I wasn't asked before, but yeah. I work 2 jobs. Sounds like I'd have a lot of money. I don't. I also have 2 growing boys and it costs a lot of money when you don't get help from a "father". Anyway......those of you on a budget, what are some easy tips on actually staying ON the budget. My main goals would to be:: Pay all the bills (of course) Pay mortgage (of course) Groceries (of course) I think that's all the NEEDS but I also want to be able to be able to do things with my kiddos and boyfriend. So.....if you have some tips, lemme know. Even if you think they sound stupid, they MAY just work for me.   Thanks :)
Budha
Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it
The Bud In You......hello.....
I just relized that Cans of Bud can't get me drunk...........I need a stronger drink.........Where is the Hennn ....Crown Royal......Blacke lable .....?....You know top shelf s#*t .... Help me out
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Budlight Presents...
Over the 4th of July while my kidlets were away on their little beach vacation, I spent much time listening to the radio and relaxing in the peaceful bliss. (Which I really hated) While listening to the radio, I heard a lot of the Real Men of Genius commercials. I'm sure everyone's heard at least 1, but if not, you can check them out on Youtube.com (really funny in my opinion) So, that brings me to where we are now, a few nights ago, we were looking around on youtube (the kids and I) for whatever video they wanted to watch at the time. Sometimes I'll spend hours looking for random crap to entertain them *The entire Incredibles video is on myspace videos In case anyone is interested, and All of Sleeping Beauty on youtube, in 7 parts, but still in it's entirety* Blah Blah Blah..long story short, I ran across, purely by accident, a Real Men of Genius video, which I've never seen before, so I thought it would be interesting to watch. We watched the jumbo taco salad inventor, shopping ca
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Budlight Cowboy!
Help This Wonderful Man Level......Only 23k To Go!!! All Love Appreciated DJ BUDLIGHT COWBOY DEPUTY AT ROUGH STOCK@ fubar ★Purry ★Co-Owner Purrfect Sin★@ fubar
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Budlight Magazine Porn Guy Vid. (very Funny)
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The Bud Man Getting Even
The Budweiser Story (not a joke) This is TRUE! How Budweiser handled those who laughed at those who died on the 11th of September, 2001... Thought you might like to know what happened in a little town north of Bakersfield , California . After you finish reading this, please forward this story on to others so that our nation and people around the world will know about those who laughed when they found out about the tragic events in New York , Pennsylvania , and the Pentagon. On September 11th, A Budweiser employee was making a delivery to a convenience store in a California town named McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that had occurred in New York when he entered the business to find the two Arabs, who owned the business, whooping and hollering to show their approval and support of this treacherous attack. The Budweiser employee went to his truck, called his boss and told him of the very upsetting event! He didn't
Budman_35
Hey everybody! Wanna meet a really great guy? Wanna make a wonderful friend? Then you need to meet this guy! He proudly served our country for many years! Everybody, show him fubar love! budman_35@ fubar
The Bud Of Desire
THE BUD OF DESIRE (Adult Only) there is a flower a tiny bud the color a lovely pink this flower grows with tender care a caress it wantonly seeks within a warm and dampened field it lies quite innocently moisture rich about it's core this bud a woman's key to sexual desire a fingertip a gentle lave-ing tongue will waken it to bloom this precious jewel between the thighs will lead you to the pool
B 4 U Do
listen i dont really fall into this online thing wit pages and rating me cuz i dnt really care too much bout that, but if u gonna rate my shit dont put 5 or sum bull shit like that id rather u not put nothin put a 10 or 11 i dnt give a fuck if i only got 1 pic no songs and aint been on in a month im hot that means my shit is hot 10s or betta now that we got that straight u cherrys have a nice day
Budshoot Out
What a fantastic ending to a Daytona race crashing on the last lap THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!
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Bud The Idiot Extraordinaire
So there was this guy Bud, posted a stupid MuMM. He said any rude commenter would get one back. I made two before I asked where my rude comment was. This is his shout to me and my response (bold) ->Bud: Excellent!! Now, try again, only this time in English! Ready? Bud: theres your comment Bud: i got your bitch hagging u sonofbitch This happened over the course of the following 10 minutes. My response is bold, of course: ->Bud: I'm a wrench? A tool? Is that really the best you got? Jesus Christ, I've seen slugs with a higher IQ than you. And it's "whore" and what the fuck is a closet queen bitch? I know I'm a bitch, Captain Obvious, anything else I already know that you want to point out? Bud: so what do u want for to say u a cum sucking closet queen bitch and hore and a wrench Maelbolgia: lol ->Maelbolgia: He keeps going on about me hagging him ->Bud: Buy? I didn't buy anything you insolent shit. Learn some English-you DO live int he United States, yes? Maelbolgia: he
Budweiser
The Budweiser Story (not a joke) This is TRUE! How Budweiser handled those who laughed at those who died on the 11th of September, 2001...Thought you might like to know what happened in a little town north of Bakersfield, California. After you finish reading this, please forward this story on to others so that our nation and people around the world will know about those who laughed when they found out about the tragic events in New York, Pennsylvania, and the Pentagon. On September 11th, a Budweiser employee was making a delivery to a convenience store in a California town named McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that had occurred in New York when he entered the business to find the two Arabs, who owned the business, whooping and holler ing to show their approval and support of this treacherous attack. The Budweiser employee went to his truck, called his boss and told him of the very upsetting event! He didn't feel he could be in that store with those horrible people
Budweiser Presents........
BUDLIGHT PRESENTS: REAL MEN OF GENIUS..."Today we salute you, Mr. Myspace addict. You thought you could just log on once, but little did you know it would consume your life. Joining one pointless group was just not enough. Adding every person you never spoke to in high school, and people you've never met who live 3000 miles away just to be "virtually" popular. As if IM wasn't enough to feed into your stalker-ish behavior. Oooo look at you with your 14393 "friends". So go ahead, crack open an ice cold BUD LIGHT, Compulsive Away Message Checker Turned Myspace Psycho. It's too bad that you're not too popular at the bar, but in virtual reality, you'd be the life of the cyber party."
Budweiser Story...... Must Read
The Budweiser Story (not a joke) This is TRUE! How Budweiser handled those who laughed at those who died on the 11th of September, 2001...Thought you might like to know what happened in a little town north of Bakersfield, California. On September 11th, a Budweiser employee was making a delivery to a convenience store in a California town named McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that had occurred in New York when he entered the business to find the two Arabs, who owned the business, whooping and hollering to show their approval and support of this treacherous attack. The Budweiser employee went to his truck, called his boss and told him of the very upsetting event! He didn't feel he could be in that store with those horrible people. His boss asked him, "Do you think you could go in there long enough to pull every Budweiser product and item our beverage company sells there? We'll never deliver to them again." The employee walked in, proceeded to pull every single product his beverage c
Budweiser ..the True Story
TRUE BUDWEISER STORY... AIN'T PAYBACK HELL? There's no such thing as hopeless if you believe ! The Budweiser Story (not a joke). This is TRUE ! How Budweiser handled those who laughed at those who died on the 11th of September, 2001... Thought you might like to know what happened in a little town north of Bakersfield, California. After you finish reading this, please forward this story on to others so that our nation and people around the world will know about those who laughed when they found out about the tragic events in New York, Pennsylvania, and the Pentagon. THIS BUD IS NOT FOR YOU, ISHMAEL. On September 11th, a Budweiser employee was making a delivery to a convenience store in a California town named McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that had occurred in New York when he entered the business to find the two Arabs, who owned the business, whooping and hollering to show their approval and support of this treacherous attack. The Bu
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Budweiser Broke My Leg!!!!!!
My wife Ashley had left me and I was rebuilding cars. It was the start of January and I wasn’t selling any cars. So I decided to find a part time job. I got in the paper and found seasonal work for Budweiser through Christmas. So I interview and got hired because I already had a class A CDL. I had worked a couple of weeks and we were delivering to a liquor store and it was getting to be a little past noon. We had a box trailer with a Tommy lift on the back to lower the pallets to the ground. The problem was that it was a little far away from the truck and in order to get the pallet jack to roll over the gap was to get it going at a pretty good pace and then stopping it real fast once it got completely onto the lift. I had gotten a pallet going and when I reached the Tommy lift I stumbled a little and I thought hell so I dropped the pallet to the floor of the lift hoping that it would stop and it did, the only issue was that the pallet wrap stretched and the top of the pallet ha
Budweiser Clydesdales 911 Tribute (i Just Had To Give This It's Own Entry)
Budweiser Commercial
I know that the 9/11 anniversary has already passed us by but I came across this in my email and I felt I had to share it. Its also in my stash but I felt the need to post it in my blog too. Anyway Enjoy and as always any comments are welcome...have a great day!
Budwiser Commercial!!only Aired Once!!!
Thought if you hadn't seen this, you might want to.. Its pretty cool.. A Tribute to 9/11 from budwiser...It only aired once because they didn't want to make a profit off of it...
The Budweiser Story How Budweiser Handled Those Who Laughed On 9-11-01
The Budweiser Story (not a joke) This is TRUE! How Budweiser handled those who laughed at those who died on the 11th of September, 2001... Thought you might like to know what happened in a little town north of Bakersfield , California . After you finish reading this, please forward this story on to others so that our nation and people around the world will know about those who laughed when they found out about the tragic events in New York , Pennsylvania , and the Pentagon. On September 11th, A Budweiser employee was making a delivery to a convenience store in a California town named McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that had occurred in New York when he entered the business to find the two Arabs, who owned the business, whooping and hollering to show their approval and support of this treacherous attack. The Budweiser employee went to his truck, called his boss and told him of the very upsetting event! He didn'
Budweiser And America, True Story.
Subject: THE BUDWEISER STORY The Budweiser Story (not a joke) This is TRUE! How Budweiser handled those who laughed at those who died on the 11th of September, 2001... Thought you might like to know what happened in a little town north of Bakersfield , California . After you finish reading this, please forward this story on to others so that our nation and people around the world will know about those who laughed when they found out about the tragic events in New York , Pennsylvania , and the Pentagon. On September 11th, A Budweiser employee was making a delivery to a convenience store in a California town named McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that had occurred in New York when he entered the business to find the two Arabs, who owned the business, whooping and hollering to show their approval and support of this treacherous attack. The Budweiser employee went to his truck, called his boss and to
Budweiser Frogs,chameleon,and Ferret.
The Budweiser Story
The Budweiser Story (not a joke) This is TRUE! How Budweiser handled those who laughed at those who died on the 11th of September, 2001... Thought you might like to know what happened in a little town north of Bakersfield , California . After you finish reading this, please forward this story on to others so that our nation and people around the world will know about those who laughed when they found out about the tragic events in New York , Pennsylvania , and the Pentagon. On September 11th, A Budweiser employee was making a delivery to a convenience store in a California town named McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that had occurred in New York when he entered the business to find the two Arabs, who owned the business, whooping and hollering to show their approval and support of this treacherous attack. The Budweiser employee went to his truck, called his boss and told him of the very upsetting event!
Budwiser Story
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The Budweiser Story...
The Budweiser Story (not a joke) This is TRUE! How Budweiser handled those who laughed at those who died on the 11th of September, 2001... Thought you might like to know what happened in a little town north of Bakersfield , California . After you finish reading this,please forward this story on to others so that our nation and people around the world will know about those who laughed when they found out about the tragic events in New York , Pennsylvania , and the Pentagon. On September 11th,A Budweiser employee was making a delivery to a convenience store in a California town named McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that had occurred in New York when he entered the business to find the two Arabs, who owned the business, whooping and hollering to show their approval and support of this treacherous attack. The Budweiser employee went to his truck, called his boss and told him of the very upsetting event! He didn't feel he could be in that store with those horrible peo
The Budweiser Story
The Budweiser Story (not a joke) This is TRUE! How Budweiser handled those who laughed at those who died on the 11th of September, 2001... Thought you might like to know what happened in a little town north of Bakersfield , California . After you finish reading this, please forward this story on to others so that our nation and people around the world will know about those who laughed when they found out about the tragic events in New York , Pennsylvania , and the Pentagon. On September 11th, A Budweiser employee was making a delivery to a convenience store in a California town named McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that had occurred in New York when he entered the business to find the two Arabs, who owned the business, whooping and hollering to show their approval and support of this treacherous attack. The Budweiser employee went to his truck, called his boss and told him
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