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Boy Girl Prt 1
Boy:hey Girl:hey Boy:i told her i v missed her Girl:i v missed him Boy : she want to be with me Girl: i want to be with him Boy: her friend looks good Girl: he looks good Boy: told her il call her Girl: cant wait for him to call Boy: i hade to go Girl: dont want him to leave Boy: i lied to her Girl:waitin for his call
Boy Girl Part 2
Boy: met her again Girl: met him again Boy: shes doing good Girl: hes doing good Boy: shes mad Girl: He thinks im mad Boy: dont know wut to say to make it better Girl:a sorry woulde be nice Boy: i had to go Girl: stil waitin for his call Boy: she was glad to see me go Girl: hates to see him go Boy: she wil be better without me Girl: he s happier without me Boy : i lost her Girl: i lost him
Boy Girl Part 3
BOY: I saw her today GIRL: I saw him today BOY: It seems like its been forever GIRL: I wonder if he still cares BOY: She looks better than before GIRL: I couldn't stop staring at him BOY: I asked her how things were going GIRL: I asked about his new girlfriend BOY: I'd choose her over any girl im with GIRL: He's probablly really happy right now BOY: I couldnt look at her without starting to cry GIRL: He couldnt even look at me BOY: I told her I miss her GIRL: He doesnt mean it BOY: I meant it GIRL: He didnt mean it BOY: I love her GIRL: He loves his new girlfriend BOY: I held her for the last time GIRL: He gave me a friendly hug BOY: Then I went home and cried GIRL: Then I went home and cried BOY: I lost her GIRL: I still love him
Boy Girl Part 4
BOY: i saw her again GIRLl: i saw him again BOY: She looks better then ever GIRL: He looks better then ever BOY: I walked towards her, not sure what to say GIRL: He s walking towards me, i dont know what to say BOY: Hi GIRL: Hi BOY: I cant stop looking at her GIRL: I cant stop looking at him BOY: She so quiet, maybe she stil mad GIRL: He so quiet, hope he dont think im still mad BOY: I told her i still miss her GIRL: He told me he still miss me BOY: she dont belive me GIRL: he dont mean it BOY: I mean it GIRL: He dont mean it BOY: i asked if she missed me GIRL: i told him everyday BOY: she dident mean it GIRL: he dont belive me BOY: She asked why i left GIRL: He said i pushed him away BOY: I should have fought for her GIRL: i wanted him to fight for me BOY: I told her i was sorry GIRL: i told him i was sorry BOY: I want her to forgive me GIRL: I want him to forgive me BOY: I stil love her GIRL: I stil love h
Boy Hits Car: Man Without Skin
Can you see the line where the water ends? Does it surf off into oblivion? As the sky feels so complacent, Then spits a little compassion. Dusk approaches, the city's carnivorous Moistrous swells, like it's gonna eat us, And devour everything but this mouth, Sings of the glorious fetus Tucked deep inside the wraths of blood. Everywhere, it seems that there's a memory. Sometimes memories kill me. And as I travel the avenues and the streets And shadowed alleys of this fucking city. Everyday, I seem to love a little less. I seem to love that you don't want my comments And drive me to the end of myself Where ravens dispose of me. You're like a man without skin. Everything that touches seems to hurt him. Then he says, "Maybe I'm just a person." But I'll bleed for you if you let me. All I want these animals to be free. Run around and fuck right out in the streets. Maybe they are gonna wanna eat me, But I'll try not to take it personally. Is there no love in thi
Boy Hits Car
everywhere there seems to be a memory sometimes memeory's kill me your like a man without skin, everything he see's seems to see touch him like a man without skin everything he touches seems to hurt him he says maybe i'm just a man if you let me i'll end it all all my life i never wanted to cause pain to anyone, i tried but it seems to be in vain see me standing naked in a pool of my own blood don't you wonder if i love her don't you ever think did he care welcome to lovecore now my friend, all these thought running through my mind now am i ready to die now i feel like the fucker who ripped her life don't you wonder if i love her don't you ever think did he care welcome to lovecore all my life i never wanted to cause pain to anyone, i tried but it seems to be in vain standing here ready for the sacrifice see me standing naked in a pool of my own blood
Boy I Cried
Truckers Story (If this doesn't light your fire .... your wood is >wet!!!) > > > > > > I try not to be biased, but I had my doubts about hiring Stevie. >His placement counselor assured me that he would be a good, reliable >busboy. But I had never had a mentally handicapped employee and wasn't >sure I wanted one. I wasn't sure how my customers would react to Stevie. > > > > He was short, a little dumpy with the smooth facial features >and thick-tongued speech of Downs Syndrome I wasn't worried about most >of my trucker customers because truckers don't generally care who buses >tables as long as the meatloaf platter is good and the pies are homemade. > > > The four-wheeler drivers were the ones who concerned me; the >mouthy college kids traveling to school; the yuppie snobs who secretly >polish their silverware with their napkins for fear of catching some >dreaded "truck stop germ" the pairs
Boy It Sure Is Quiet
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Boy In Need
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Boy In A Box
Youre dressed in nothing but a chastity belt and Ive got you locked in a metal cage, lined with chicken wire, only large enough to crouch in. For the moment I have you on your feet, but at any time I choose I can toss that box around and send you flying. I stand before you, and turn slowly, making sure you have enough time to take it all in. Red, thigh high, leather boots, white faired skirt just long enough for the hem to brush my boot tops. White leather vest, red satin bra, my mohawk divided into several small braids each spilling well past my shoulders. Normally I dont wear make-up, but for this I have donned a lipstick color that can only be described as cock sucking red. Walking circles around you I look over my property, poking you through the cage, I use a wedged wooden dowel to pry open your mouth and a flashlight to inspect your teeth, much the same as I would a horse Crossing behind you now I pull your hair through the cage braiding it tightly so you cant
The Boy In The Back
The Boy In The Back By Anthony Hunt Together They were the life of the party And he never Dared go anywhere without his darling For so long Everyone thought them insperable But he lost her, Took for granted what was once dependable And now his pride keeps bringing back to the crowd, yeah. But seeing her happy with her new man makes him wanna - shout out loud Let them dance As the boy in the back stares, longing He had his chance But his girl was tired of his wronging Now he's alone, It's for the best, he whispers quietly But deep down, He wishes someone would notice, just slightly. No, let them dance. Their parting Cost him dear friends he thought he did love Even worse, He crawled back in the hole she brought him out of. Now he's scared To share himself with any other 'Cause he knows The anguish of losing a lover. He trusted her so much, gave her all of his heart, yeah. but now he knows better; he'll never be open, never let his - secrets depa
Boy Issues
I'm having a few issues... Boy issues. Sunday night (December 2), I hung out with a friend (his name is Justin) who I'm interested in. He's smart, funny, a great conversationalist, attractive. Totally my type... He expressed interest as well. And he has a girlfriend. He says he's been having problems and he doesn't think it's going to work out with her... he even let me send her a text message with his phone as him asking if they should still stay together, and she wrote back and pretty much said they were done... We made out. I mean, he started it, but I didn't say no... and until they are actually broke up, I'm racked with guilt over it. I don't want to be that girl, you know... the homewrecker or anything. And I do not play the "rebound chick" role. My heart isn't going anywhere any time soon. I've learned that lesson. It's just... he makes me laugh. And he makes me smile. And he's totally hot. At least I think so. I'm just dumb. I overanalyze every thing and make
Boy, I Was Thirsty!
Has anyone heard of these new toilets where the urinal cakes talk to you? I find this slightly amusing and slightly asinine. I have decided what some of these cakes should say. Get away from me, R. Kelly!! Wow. I bet your significant other is unhappy. Stop looking at your neighbor. Is that your best shot? Aww, how cute! And for the singing urinal cake: "Hit me with your best shot!" Your cock smells like a man's ass. What's up with that? Boy, I was thirsty. Oh God!!! It burns! Whoa! Im pretty sure they make a cream for that. Hands up motherfucker...thats right...now slowly reach for your wallet... C'mon, you know you've always wanted to. I'm minty, I SWEAR! I'm gonna shit in your mouth. Whaddya got?
Boy In The Bubble
Boy in the Bubble - Paul Simon The Boy in the Bubble Lyrics It was a slow day, And the sun was beating On the soldiers by the side of the road, There was a bright light, A shattering of shop windows The bomb in the baby carriage Was wired to the radio, These are the days of miracle and wonder, This is the long distance call, The way the camera follows us in slo-mo The way we look to us all, The way we look to a distant constellation That's dying in a corner of the sky, These are the days of miracle and wonder And don't cry baby don't cry Don't cry, (Pause) It was a dry wind, And it swept across the desert And it curled into the circle of birth, And the dead sand, Falling on the children The mothers and the fathers And the automatic earth, These are the days of miracle and wonder, This is the long distance call, The way the camera follows us in slo-mo The way we look to us all o-yeah, The way we look to a distant constellation That's dying in a co
The Boy In The Window
One day while I was shopping with my mother, we were walking past a store with a big front window. In this window there was a little boy, just standing there looking back at me. He had a black eye and bruised cheek. And the look in his eyes was so sad. They were filled with so much pain and sadness that just looking into them brought tears to my eyes. And I turned away. Some years later, while walking past the store again, I saw that same little boy. He had grown some but it was apparent that it was the same boy. He still had bruised cheeks and his nose was taped up from being broken. In his eyes I could still see all his pain, his loneliness, his sadness. Once again it brought tears to my eyes, and once again I turned away. In my teenage years, I walked past the store again. And again the boy was there. He had grown into a tall young man. No bruises on his face this time. But his eyes had changed. They hadn't lost their sadness or their pain or loneliness, but they
Boy In Blood
My sisters right I don't share my problems with her, or with anyone. Harry taught me that, secrecy, selfreliance, and a well stocked cupboard of hefty bags. Fortunatly I've never met a problem I can't handle, until that boy in the blood...he scares me, I want him to go away.
Boy, I Tell People How I Feel About Getting Women Pics, And They Block Me, When I Send Them Pics Of Men, See They Don`t Like It " Turned Around !
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The Boy Joke
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one hot summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a big bundle of wire. "Hey kid!" the farmer says. "Where ya goin' with that wire?" "Well," the kid drawls, "this here ain't just any ol' wire, this here's chicken wire -- I'm fixin' to catch me some chickens!" "You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" "Sure I can!" the kid says, and takes off down the road. He comes back at the end of the day and sure enough, he's got a whole mess of chickens caught in his chicken wire. Well, the farmer's sitting on his porch the next day, and the same kid comes walking down the lane, carrying a big roll of tape. "Hey kid!" the farmer yells. "Where ya goin' with that tape?" "Well, this here ain't just any ol' tape, this here's duck tape -- I'm fixin' to catch me some ducks!" "You can't catch ducks with duck tape!" the farmer yells back. "Sure I can!" the kid says, and takes off down the road. He comes back
Boy Killed Over Nothing!
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Boyless
Well I am boyless once again... still not sure what happened with the last one....I really liked him..saw the potential for a long beautiful D/s relationship... guess I saw too much in it .....
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Boy-man...
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Boy Molestation At Red Apple Elementry
As most of you around Racine know if you have watched the news lately,There was a 1st grade boy that was molested by a man On Monday or Tuesday of this week. They took DNA from the boy from the man that had done the most hurtful thing you can ever do to that young of a child. My daughter Hailey is in pre-school,and the whole school's parents were informed of this after it had happened. I went to go to my normal visit to observe her at the chool with the teacher's and as soon as i got off the bus and went to go inside the front doors,i noticed a 3 person party in front of the school,One had a camera on his shoulder. One of the two men had asked if they can speak to me as for what i had known about what happened,and what my feelings on it. Well,I answered everything while they had the camera pointed at me,And recording! After the questioning was over with,They had told me it all will be put on the 5 or 6pm news tonight. Then proceded to go see my daughter! If anyone is intereste
1/2 Boy , 1/2 Man
The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's, but he has never collected unemployment either. He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing and a 155mm howitzer. He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk. He has trouble spelling, thus letter writing is a pain for him, but he can field strip a rifle in 30 seconds and reas
A Boy Named Shy
What do you do when theres no one to call and your all alone and it hurts inside all the voices scream clear the pain emerges again and you want to cry but instead you stare at the wall too scared to bleed too strong to die and it won't all go away can't breathe from all the toxin waste atmosphere surrounding you the bad air you produce suffocate in your safe home too bored to sleep to broken to stay awake tired of existing in your pathetic state mind control unseen forces waiting waiting staring at the wall for one phone call that means nothing just proof that you exist scream just to hear yourself
A Boy No One Knew (2004)
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The Boy Next Door (dedicated To The Love Of My Life)
The Boy Next Door A short time can feel like a life time When I met you, it felt like I knew you With a small hello and no empty line You stole my heart and made it new I can see how we could have been If we were kids growing up together Experiencing the firsts, the good to the sin Its as if I can say remember how we were My soul recognized yours from the start Its seems we were always meant to be I give you my life, body and heart Because of everything you are and what you mean to me Its as if my past has changed Your footprints are now in the before You have always been with me You have always been the Boy Next Door
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A Boy Named Sue
A Boy Named Sue by Shel Silverstein (1932-1999) Well, my daddy left home when I was three,and he didn't leave much to Ma and me,just this old guitar and a bottle of booze.Now I don't blame him because he run and hid,but the meanest thing that he ever did wasbefore he left he went and named me Sue.Well, he must have thought it was quite a joke,and it got lots of laughs from a lot of folks,it seems I had to fight my whole life through.Some gal would giggle and I'd get redand some guy would laugh and I'd bust his head,I tell you, life ain't easy for a boy named Sue.Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean.My fist got hard and my wits got keen.Roamed from town to town to hide my shame,but I made me a vow to the moon and the stars,I'd search the honky tonks and bars and killthat man that gave me that awful name.But it was Gatlinburg in mid July and I hadjust hit town and my throat was dry.I'd thought i'd stop and have myself a brew.At an old saloon in a street of mudand at a table dealin
*~boy Of My Dreams~*
Boy of my dreams I wish you knew how much I love you. Not a day goes by that I don't think about you. Is my love for you going to be enough I hope my true feelings are always known I hope you know how much you mean to me I wouldnt be able to go another day without You knowing that youre my only one Youre the boy of my dreams I love the way you say my name Wanting you to hold me, whispering Sweet nothings in my ear I just want to be wanted by you With everyday that goes by the more I realize that I cant get you out of my mind. This love that Ive been chasing seems Further and further away A memory haunting my every dream. By: Teresa Abeyta December 9, 2005
Boy On The Beach
Boy On The Beach A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach in Miami . As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why. She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is." The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does. She replies, "The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man is." Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play. Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and promptly tells his mother: "Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the long er he talks, the dumber he gets."
Boy Or Girl?
There were women waiting in a doctor's office. They started talking and one women said, "I'm going to have a girl because I was on the bottom last time and I had a girl. I was on the bottom again this time so I'm going to have another girl." One of the other ladies said, "I'm going to have a boy, I was on the top." The last lady started to cry. The two other ladies asked, "Why are you crying?" She replied, "I'm going to have puppies!!!
Boy Or Man ?
Thanks to brokenwarrior for making my brain go to work this morning ..... i just adore the fact that some men are walking among us . I ...in return will give my version of boy vs man . Maybe others reading this will finally get the hint ! BOYS ...hold your hand. MEN ... hold your heart . Boys... buy you a flower . MEN.... buy you a plant . Boys...seek fast cars and the wealth of the world . MEN... will walk for miles and feel rich as hell ! BOYS... will argue , demanding to be right. MEN...will disagree yet offer to discuss . BOYS... will offer you a few days. MEN...will offer you the rest of their lives ! BOYS... make you giggle. MEN...make you laugh . BOYS...speak of a hot chick. MEN... speak of a beautiful woman . BOYS... make a GIRL smile. MEN...make a WOMAN dream ! BOYS...will take all they can get. MEN... will give all that they can . BOYS...see you naked with filfth on thier mind. MEN...see you clothed with love in thier heart . BOYS...run FROM the truth. MEN... run
Boy Oh Boy Just Shoot Me Now
GOOD god all i can say is thank god November is here because October sucked like a hooker having a going out of business sale. JUST yesterday alone, i was basically called uneducated, a hypocrite, a racist, got played for a complete idiot when i went out. I almost didn't get out of bed and just basically said to hell with work today. Now i realize i may not be the most EDUCATED person in the world, and a lot of what i say gets taken out of context, even when i attempt a dumb joke and get into a political history debate. I guess i won't go trying to get into any sort of discussion with any doctors because I'd hate for them to laugh in my hick face for saying something totally uneducated. I also realize i may not be the BEST looking person in the world NOR the nicest, BUT i am a little Naive at times. Case in point i agreed to a date with a friend for tonight as a matter of fact. I went to a little local bar (you know where us uneducated go to drink ourselves into a deeper
Boy On The Bus
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.'' The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.'' The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!'' The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''
Boy Oh Boy...shish...
I nsfw most of my posts cause I use bad language and don't wanna piss the fubar people off. You know when shit like this is getting fucking old. Well, on my way to the eye doc today and I'm going down the road...time was of an essence but decided that I would use my cruise control. MPH was 55...I was set at exactly 55, and of course, my luck with the police has been the shits. Low and behold in front of me is a police officer lol so I pass him because he is going under the speed limit. He pulls me over and tells me I did an unsafe lane change. I asked him how so? He tells me that I swerved in and out. I said Bullshit...I put my signal ...went into the next lane beside you and then put my signal again when I got further up from you. He looked at me and said he disagreed. I told him I really don't care about his disagreement...write me up and I'll see you in court, you're just pissed cause I had the audacity to pass you. He smiled and said for two cents I would have you step o
Boy Or Girl?
I dont know yet but find out on Oct 29th.
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Boy Rape By Marie
Boy Rape by Marie by zenzen Marie sipped on her sex-on-the-beach and sighed as she saw another scrub eyeballing her and making his way to her corner of the bar. She already knew what he would say and what he wanted, and really, hadn't men in general taken enough from her? She slept every night with a pistol beneath her pillow just in case her ex didn't obey his restraining order. She'd finally built up enough courage to go out with the girls to this new club, only to have them stand her up. So here she was, sitting alone in this strange place with men coming at her like lions picking off a weak gazelle seperated from its herd. They all wanted her to "dance." And by dance they meant grabbing her by the hip bones and squeezing their dicks into her backside so hard that she couldn't move. In truth Marie loved to dance. She knew how to salsa and tengo and practiced "jazzercise" and pilates every week. Her body was small and agile and she moved with ease and grace to nearly any k
Boy Russ Is Having A Happy Hour!
Oh watch out Fubar! The ONE and ONLY Boy Russ is having his Happy Hour Saturday 9 a.m. PST! He is one of the COOLEST peeps on here and ALWAYS brings the FUNK, so show him some of that SEXY FU love we all know and HOOK HIM UP with all you got! He deserves ALL that and then SOME!!! boy russ@ fubar PLEASE REPOST!!! This has been another MILF production :-) The Baddest MILF ~Chuckiiboo's MILFII POO@ fubar
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Boyfriend Application BASICS: Name (last, first, middle, aliases): _____________________________ Age: ___ Hair Color: __________________ Eye Color: __________________ Height: __________ Weight: _________ Phone: ( ) ______ ___________ Email Address: _________________________________ Have two female acquaintances rate your looks, circling one number per evaluator, and obtain their signatures: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 X______________________ 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 X______________________ PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE: Number of previous relationships: ____ Number of previous serious relationships: ____ Virgin? (Circle one): Yes No Questioning If not, by what margin?: ____ Describe most recent ex (Leave blank if not applicable): _____________________ _______________________________________________________________________ Percentage of exes on good terms with (Leave blank if not applicable): ____% INTELLECTUAL BACKGR
Boys
Boys are confusing as all hell, so simple is the way for me to keep things. So for now I'm keeping things complication free. I'll prolly date a bit here and there, but I'm keeping myself single. Just got out of a year and three months relationship and I don't particularly feel like being complicated or serious anytime soon. This is NOT a reason for the male populous to flood my prescence, I know your all there, if I'm interested you'll know too. Also, pick up lines are LAME. Please cut it the hell out. kthxbi. on a side note: i need to take more pictures. hmm maybe i'll bring my cam for 2morrow night when sam and nicole and i go on the discovery cruise for the male review and dinner. we'll be all cute...
Boys Only
IF YOU WANT BOYS TO ANSWER THIS THEN POST "BOYS ONLY" IF YOU WANT GIRLS TO ANSWER THIS THEN POST "GIRLS ONLY" AND BE COMPLETELY HONEST! WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF? 1. I MADE A MOVE ON YOU: 2. I KISSED YOU: 3. I LIVED NEXT DOOR 2 YOU: 4. I STARTED TO LIKE YOU: 5. I SAID I WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU: 6. I WAS HOSPITALIZED: 7. I RAN AWAY FROM HOME: 8. I GOT INTO A FIGHT : 9. I ASKED YOU TO LEAVE: 10. I ASKED YOU OUT: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY? 12. PERSONALITY: 13. EYES: 14. HAIR: 15. BODY: WOULD YOU? 16. BE MY FRIEND? 17. KEEP A SECRET IF I TOLD YOU ONE? 18. KISS ME? 19. GO OUT IN A DATE WITH ME? 20. KEEP IN TOUCH? 21. TRY AND SOLVE MY PROBLEMS? 22. LOVE ME? 23. DATE ME? 24. HAVE SEX WITH ME? HAVE YOU EVER? 25. LIED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER? 26. WANTED TO KISS ME? 27. WANTED TO KILL ME? 28. KEPT SOMTHING IMPORTANT FROM ME? 29. WANTED TO CUDDLE WITH ME? AND MORE! 31. WHO ARE YOU? 32. ARE WE FRIENDS? 33. WHEN AND HOW DID WE MEET? 34. DESC
2 Boys
TWO BOYS Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight", the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know how these are used?" The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me.They are for him. He's my little brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one.
Boys
I am so fucking fed up with boys that I think I am turning lesbian.
Boys...
What is it with guys thinking they can't tell u something to you're face when they've been feeling like that way for weeks...why? I don't get it....it's stupid...anyone agree?
Boys So Any Of You Oike Gud Girls Or Bad Girls Let Me Know As I Would Love To Find Out What Men Really Like From Girls
me i like a bad girl there more fun and laugh in the face of danger but then what would i know i am a girl lol
Boys
I've been on lost cherry for almost a month and i totally got dumped by this guy i was seeing for it. Why do guys like the whole sexually aggresive woman thing until their teeny tiny pride get's hurt. I can't believe that in this day and age there is still such a double standard. Just because I know what I want and actively go for it, I am some how a slut! What the fuck??!! Men for centuries have fucked whoever they want, all I did was join a kick ass community onlline. Im not upset over him, it's just the point. ANYWAYS...
Boys Are Like...
This one's defiantly for the girls. I came up with this design after begging and begging my husband to get off the computer, lay down the PS2 controller and just quit playing those games (the begging hasn't worked yet)! "Boys are like video games, we never get tired of playing them" is the wording sandwiched between bunches of hibiscus flowers. The design remains very feminine while expressing our desire to get what we want using our feminine wiles. The design is available of a selection of ladies tees and in various colors (featured here on a ladies ringer t in subtle pink), all of which can be found at the online store DeXine Graphic Concepts. Oh and ladies, don't buy this shirt for yourself... make a man buy it for you!
A Boy's First Time
A boys first time A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night & have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out & make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to getsome condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time & the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time & all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house & meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside & is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents a
Boysboysboys
Sometimes i wish that i was a lesbian, cuz you guys out there can be such heartbreakers. i know i'm just ranting, but i wish i had a boyfriend a [normal] boyfriend, cuz my last one was a gangbanging tweaker who is now in jail for 5-10 years. no more psycho's. i just want a cute boy to go out with, to hug, and cuddle, and fuck, and talk to when i'm down, and all the other things you do with boyfriends. :( o well. i 'm done complaining. xoxoxoxo sandra
A Boy's Prayer
Our beer Which art in bottles Hallowed be thy sport Thy will be drunk I will be drunk At home as I am in the pub Give us each day our daily schooners And forgive us our spillage As we forgive those who spillest against us And lead us not into the practice of poofy wine tasting And deliver us from Tequila For mine is the bitter The chicks and the footy Forever and ever Barmen
The Boys From Billy Talent Keep Me Company Tonight.
Oh. Sweet darling. I stare at the stop sign and think Of absolutely nothing. You never could have stopped me. I went to The Studio and watched him get Save Me tattooed on his wrist. Ill admit that it was beautiful. I know that its me that needs saving now. And the oblivion has never been so peaceful. This sickness has never been so sweet. I tell myself that (the end) yes it will be alright. I scratch my face until it bleeds. Pull my hair and scream. I am completely ridiculous. Imagine me still caring. Imagine me free of this anger. Do you miss me now? I love you more than ego suicide. The poison that fills my mind, is no comparison to what fills my stomach. I pull the trigger on my dollar store gun. Oh how I wish it was loaded. I wanna be a cowboy but Ive got no hat. I aim to kiss and miss. Hit your lips and this is a mistake. Boys think twice about a girl so nice. Chucks dont do so well in the snow. If I wanted to fall asleep alone, I wouldnt spend
♥ Boys Cheat Code To Gurls ♥
WHEN I RUN AWAY FROM YOU - CHASE ME WHEN I POUT MY LIPS - KISS ME WHEN I KICK & PUNCH (when we argue) - HOLD ME TIGHT WHEN I CALL YOU A LOSER - JUST KNOW THAT YOUR MY LOSER WHEN I IGNORE YOU - I WANT ALL YOUR ATTENTION WHEN I PULL AWAY - GRAB ME BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO WHEN YOU SEE ME AT MY WORST - TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL WHEN I SCREAM AT YOU - TELL ME YOU LOVE ME AND MEAN IT WHEN YOU SEE ME WALKING -SNEAK UP BEHIND ME GRAB ME BY THE WAIST TAKE NOTES BOYS................ IF I DONT CALL YOU - IM WANTING YOU TO CALL ME WHEN IM SCARED -HOLD ME AND TELL ME EVERYTHING WILL BE OK BECAUSE I AM WITH YOU WHEN I LOOK LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER - HOLD ME AND TELL ME NOT TO WORRY WHILE I HOLD YOUR HANDS - PLAY WITH MY FINGERS WHEN IM CRYING -SAY EVERYTHINGS GOING TO BE OK AND THEN KISS ME if YOU REPOST This in 2 Minutes Saying IF YOUR A GIRL POST: "BOYS CHEAT CODE TO
Boys Cheat Code To Gurls
boys cheat code to gurls WHEN I RUN AWAY FROM YOU - CHASE ME WHEN I POUT MY LIPS - KISS ME WHEN I KICK & PUNCH (when we argue) - HOLD ME TIGHT WHEN I CALL YOU A LOSER - JUST KNOW THAT YOUR MY LOSER WHEN I IGNORE YOU - I WANT ALL YOUR ATTENTION WHEN I PULL AWAY - GRAB ME BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO WHEN YOU SEE ME AT MY WORST - TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL WHEN I SCREAM AT YOU - TELL ME YOU LOVE ME AND MEAN IT WHEN YOU SEE ME WALKING -SNEAK UP BEHIND ME GRAB ME BY THE WAIST TAKE NOTES BOYS................ IF I DONT CALL YOU - IM WANTING YOU TO CALL ME WHEN IM SCARED -HOLD ME AND TELL ME EVERYTHING WILL BE OK BECAUSE I AM WITH YOU WHEN I LOOK LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER - HOLD ME AND TELL ME NOT TO WORRY WHILE I HOLD YOUR HANDS - PLAY WITH MY FINGERS WHEN IM CRYING -SAY EVERYTHINGS GOING TO BE OK AND THEN KISS ME if YOU REPOST This in 2 Minutes Saying IF YOUR A
Boys Are So Funny
I'm laughing so hard, I am literally in tears. Like I have previously said, there's not a day that goes by where boys don't prove to be stupid. But today, their stupidity doesn't make me mad, frustrated, or even confused. It's pretty entertaining. Here's the deal: I met this guy who seemed pretty cool and he was really into me. (Come on, look at me, who wouldn't be crazy about me?) Anyway, he kept falling harder and harder for me. I liked the guy, but I wasn't trying to be up on his nuts all the time. (That's not how I roll.) We kind of slowed down to a damn near stop until I heard from him last week. Apparently, he didn't feel the need to tell me he had found a girlfriend that he's absolutely "crazy" about. In a week's time, he went from wanting me to trust him and believe his words to falling head over heels for some chick. It's cool. I'm glad I didn't fall for the song and dance routine. I wish them the best of luck in their "relationship." I'm way out of his league and so
Boys
First of all I am not asking for advice because I will do what I want to do in the end. I just need to vent. How complicated is it for an 8yr boy to understand what NO means?! I don't get it. No means no, not ask me again in a few minutes, not to whine about it, not to do it behind my back!! How fucking difficult is that???? And why push me and push me and push me until I explode? Do you guys enjoy pissing women off even when you are young? I know when I was young I didn't wanna do anything that would piss off my mom cause she got scarey as hell when she was pissed, but my brother would just try her every chance he got.... still does. GRRRR I wanna pull my hair out and throw some furniture!!! I won't though. Okay thank you for letting me vent.
Boys First Time Lmao
Subject: A boy's first time > ----- A boys first time.. > > > A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night > > > & have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a > > > big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that > > > after dinner, she would like to go out & make love > > > for the first time. > > > > * * * * * * * * * > > Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, > so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get > > > > some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time & > > > the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. > > > He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. > > > * * * * * * * * * > > At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many > > > condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family > > > pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he > > > thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time & all. > > > * * * * * * * * * >
Boys Will Be Boys!
MORE INTERESTING THINGS YOU LEARN WHEN YOU HAVE SONS........ 1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up
Boys
Boys A heart is not a plaything, a heart is not a toy, but if you want it broken, just give it to a boy. Boys, they like to play with things, to see what makes them run, but when it comes to kissing, they do it just for fun. Boys never give their hearts away, they play us girls for fools, they wait until we give our hearts, and then they play it cool. You will wonder where he is at night, you'll wonder if he's true, One moment you will be happy, the next you will be blue. If you get a chance to see him, your heart begins to dance, your life revolves around him there's nothing like romance. And then it starts to happen, you wonder day and night, you see, my friend, you're losing him, it never turns out right. Boys are great, though immature, the price you pay is high. He may seem sweet and gorgeous, but remember, he's a guy. Don't fall in love with just a boy, that takes a lot of nerve. You see, my friend, you need a man to get what you dese
Boy's Night Out!!!
Originally Published, 7/6/06 OH MY LORD, last night me and Eric tore it up. Ridin' Dirty drinkin a pint of Crown Royal, smokin' a stick like old times and listenin to "Pour A Lil Liquor" (Tupac). Downtown was crazy, we hit the Noodle 'cause the other spots were too busy to chill in since F1 is in town for the US Grand Prix today. Unfortunately, Corey was unable to make it (keep staying tuned for the "Darth Shaba" blog coming soon). His presence really was missed. But anyways. After Jager Bombs and a couple Stellas, Eric and I decided to venture out to Mango's. We'd only heard about it on the radio... Its always sounded like the hip hop spot. We drove past it THREE TIMES because I was so twisted and had to get directions from like 3 ppl. It didn't help that the lit sign only said "Pub". And TRUST ME, that shit was no pub. Aside from the fact it took us an hour to get drinks, the music was hot. Me and Eric were the only crackers in the place, but people were mad co
The Boys Wanna Be Her
Boys Vs Men
ha.. i am wondering how many are reading this one... anyway you can tell a boy from a man... well I found out when he sure don't know what and where to put it in..lol now that is a boy learning...lol a real man don't guess he knows.. but hmm there been a few who still guess....... guess those didn't have any for a while and need practice........ what you think? Ladies am I right or not......... leave me a comment i am curious what you think what a man vs a boy is to you........ don't be shy... hell i am not.
Boys Will Be Boys :p
Little Billy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Billy was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Billy's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Billy, of course, thought he did. Billy's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on his behavior over the last year and write a letter to God and tell him why he deserved a bike for his birthday. Little Billy stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter. LETTER 1: Dear God, I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one. Your friend, Billy Billy knew this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over. LETTER 2: Dear God, This is your
Boy's
I just don't know any more I think I have lost all faith in meeting prince charming..... Is there anyone out there that still does?? I guess it's kinda like believing in santa or the Easter bunny? huh? I don't want to give up... I truly do but what other choice do I have??? Someone help... Gina
Boys
some guys need to go take a bath and wash there mouths out with soup nasty nasty boys -hides-
Boys..boys...boys
I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all. Oh I can't take another heartache Though you say you're my friend I'm at my wits end You say your love is bonafide But that don't coincide With the things that you do And when I ask you to be nice You say you gotta be Cruel to be kind, in the right measure Cruel to be kind, it's a very good sign Cruel to be kind, means that I love you Baby (you gotta be cruel) You gotta be cruel to be kind Well I do my best to
Boys In Trouble
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?" The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?!" Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,
Boys Or Girls
Whos the harder of the two to raise? I've been told boys are and others say girls are. Please give your opinon thanks
Boys
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18.Would you dance with me? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face:
Boys
I remeber being a tween, pre-teen, and teenager (wasn't that long ago after all) and so i remember the bitchiness, moodswings, smarting off to any adult who looked at me funny, not speaking to my mother for a couple of years. I watch my 14yr old sister doing this same shit and laugh because i do remeber. And for the last few years i've been happy about the fact that, though i've always wanted a daughter, i don't have one. The Goddess blessed me (so i thought)with boys. Two adorable bug-catching, dirt-loving, never gonna have to explain periods to them boys. Well, turns out Karma really IS a bitch. A great big one. Just the other day i was laughing at my oldest son's aunts as they tried to figure out how to deal with his cousins starting their periods. I thought "thank god i'll never have to do that". Well, what do ya know. Boys get bitchy too. I've got an 11yr old who's as tall as me and suddenly thinks he's the "Man of the house" smarting off to me in wal-mart and telling me, and i qu
Boy's Will Be Boy's...but Let's Not Let Them Become Gangster..
Good Morning on this 16th day of May. May Day May DayJust kidding wanted to see if it would work. Well I see there is a story in the Canadian News about Boys 11 and 14 accused of holding up Kansas store with squirt gun. Hmmm a squirt gunNow as much as I would like to say slap their little hands and swat their butt it sort of irks me that boys this age would have dreamed up a plot of this nature. Here is the story: LEAVENWORTH, Kan. (AP) - Two Kansas boys are accused of wielding a concealed weapon - a squirt gun wrapped in black electrical tape - to steal cash from a discount store. The purple plastic toy was recovered from the downtown Dollar General store by officers who caught the suspects, ages 11 and 14, within minutes of the holdup, police said Tuesday. "It's very troubling that a kid that is 11 years old can formulate the thought in their mind to do something like this," police Maj. Pat Kitchens said. No one was injured in the holdup Monday afternoon. Kitchens said the boys ar
The Boys Of Quantico
From all across the country They came to join the Corps. They walked away from everything Knowing not what was in store. They pledged their lives & loyalty For reasons only they would know. God bless the men who joined back then, The Boys of Quantico. In '66 they came 500 strong To find and follow their dreams. Could they prove they had the stuff To become an Officer of Marines? Now some were born to money While most were regular Joes. They all faced the test of OCS, The Boys of Quantico. They came to test their mettle, To march & fight & drill. To push beyond their pain & fear One clear goal, theirs to fulfill. Thru sweat & blood they earned their Bar And the greatest title one can bestow. Known as "Marines" 'til Heaven's scenes, The Boys of Quantico. At TBS, in classrooms & in the field For days & nights they trained, you see. For their mission was to learn to lead A platoon of Marine Corps infantry. Their work was
Boys In Love
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Boys Kissing - Its Love
Boys Just Wanting To Be Friends....
ok.. answer me this guys... I'm not saying I'm looking for a relationship, but but it's like all the guys i'm talking to want to be just friends. is it something about me? i mean i think i'm hella fun and i don't mind having guy friends but damn it's like every single one of them says something to the effect of "can't we just be friends?" i've never had an issue before now with seriously no less than three guys said that to me in a matter of days. oh they will flirt with me all day but when something may happen they run. and well... i just don't know. I'm not gunna deny that i want a lil bit of em all but damn... not one in the bunch??? noone wants to throw a bone this way.... so what's up guys??!?!?
Boys Kiss Boys
Boy Scouts!!
Three Boy Scouts, a lawyer, a priest, and a pilot are in a plane that is about to crash. The pilot says "Well, we only have 3 parachutes, let's give them to the 3 Boy Scouts. They are young and have their whole lives in front of them" The lawyer says "Fuck the Boy Scouts!" The priest says, "Do we have time?"
Boys
You know boys turn into men when they give up their toys and chose a playmate instead. They soon find that trucks and motorcycles and videogames don't keep them warm at night. Are you a boy or a man? Looking for more toys or a playmate?
Boys Listen Up!
Every girl dreams that one day she will find a guy that does these things for her. Even the smallest action can have the BIGGEST impact in someone's life. Pay attention. give her one of your shirts to sleep in. leave her cute text messages. kiss her in front of your friends. tell her she looks beautiful. look into her eyes when you talk to her. et her mess with your hair. just walk around with her. FORGIVE her for her MISTAKES. look at her like she's the only girl you see. tickle her even when she says stop. hold her hand when you're around your friends and in private. let her fall asleep in your arms. get her mad, then kiss her. stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything. tease her and let her tease you back. stay up all night with her when she's sick. watch her favorite movie with her. kiss her forehead. Don't talk about other girls around her. If you love her, others shouldn't matter. when she's sad, hang out with her. let her know she's important. kiss her in the
Boy Scout Camp 2007
I went to Boy Scout summer camp from July 1 to 7 at Camp Tapico, which is between Grayling and Kalkaska. This was my eighth year there This was the first year I went with the troop that my son and I joined last year. Weve never been camping with them before. The trip to camp was uneventful. My son watched a dvd on his portable (which stays in the car at camp, btw) and the boy who rode with us read a book on computer programming. The week went by quickly, but here are a couple of high and low lights: 1. A boy who was not supposed to go without a parent was somehow allowed to go and disrupted camp most of the week until his dad got there. And once dad got there, he still created problems, just not a many 2. We only had moderate rain ONCE while I was at camp. For about 90 minutes and by the time the boys had to go to merit badge classes, the rain had ended. 3. As always the staff was great. Several scout leaders who had never been there before commented on how w
Boy's Confession
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. It has been a week since my last Confession, here is my sin: I have been with a loose girl." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" "I cannot say." "Was it Teresa Volpe?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Nina Capelli?" "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her." "Was it Cathy Piriano?" "My lips are sealed." "Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?" "Please, Father, I cannot tell you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself." Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and w
Boy She Can Dance
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Boys And Girls
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school Past a 4th grade girl's House. One day he he stops to taunt the little girl. He Holds up a football and Says "See this football? Football is a boy's game And girls can't have one!" The little girl runs in the house crying and tells Her mother about the Encounter. She runs out and buys the girl a Football. The next day the boy is riding home on his bike, and The girl shows him the Football, yelling "Nah na nah na nah;" the little Boy gets mad and points to His bike. "See this bike? This is a boy's bike, and Girls can't have them!" The next day, the boy comes by and the little girl Is riding a new boy's Bike. Now he is really mad. So he drops his Pants, points at his private Parts, and says "You see THIS? Only BOYS have these And your mother can't go buy You one!" The next day as he passes the house he asks the Little girl "Well, what do You have to say NOW?" So she pulls up her dres
Boys
A couple days back, I was in the bathroom and she walks in. She's babbling away, and most of the time I can understand her. This time I heard, "blbeusld, blub, bluh, asdkwdks--just plain mumbling"...so I asked her, "What are you talking about?" "Boys" she answered. I thought she said the word, "Butt!" in there, so I asked her again, "what are you talking about?"..she replied, "Boys have big butts!!"
Boys
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Boys Are Retarded.
Funny how boys do whatever the fuck they want to and expect us to sit at home all the time all alone. I'm glad I'm single.
Boys And Their Toys
y is it that when your getting to know someone asking questions and stuff guys seem to think straight off that your hitting on them when it can be far from the truth. questions are great and they are a good way to get to know someone as long as they are honest to thoughs questions. but if they start lieing y even talk to that person.im a very honest person and im open to just about any question and i dont take just about any statement to heart. so i mean just answer the damn question its not like ill hold it against you its your opinion not a judging contest.
Boys Would You ??
Would u? [ ] Push me into a wall and kiss me? [ ] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? [ ] Slap Me? [ ] Slap me if i asked you to? [ ] Kiss Me? [ ] Let Me Kiss You? [ ] Watch A Movie With Me? [ ] Take Me Out To Dinner? [ ] Take A Shower With Me? [ ] Take Me Home For The Night? [ ] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed? [ ] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed (With You)? [ ] Take Me Anywhere With You? [ ] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me? [ ] Let me lock you in your room and Take Advantage of you? [ ] Let Me Make You Breakfast? [ ] Make me breakfast? [ ] Tickle Me? [ ] Let Me Tickle You? [ ] Stick Up For Me if I Was Being Put Down? [ ] Instant Message Me? [ ] Greet Me In Public? [ ] Hang Out With Me? [ ] Hold my waist from behind while we are out? [ ] Bring Me Around Your Friends? Do You... [ ] Miss Me? [ ]Think I'm Sexy? [ ] think im cute? [ ] Think I'm Hot? [ ] Think I'm Ok? [ ] Think I'm Ugly? [ ] Want To Kiss Me? [ ] Want To Cuddle With Me? [ ] Want To D
Boys Please Read!!!!!
(I SAID BOYS NOT MEN... THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!!!) I have NSFW pics on here. They are pretty hot. I know this, or I wouldn't have posted them. However, just because a boy goes into them, drools over them, jacks off to them, etc, this does NOT mean I want to hear about it, have cyber sex with you, phone sex with you, or meet you. EVER. I do NOT want you telling me to call you "Daddy." I do NOT want you to send me a shout asking me if I want to play. Obviously from the pictures, you can see that I play when I want to. It's MY choice who plays with me. If I have a pic of me and 2 or 3 other women, do NOT ask me if I want a man in the mix. Obviously, we are reasonably attractive women. If we wanted a man involved, there are plenty of them that would be more than happy to volunteer that we actually ARE interested in. If you are leaving these comments, then obviously you have not read my blog or my page and taken the time to get an idea of who I am. I would highly suggest it. I DO NOT D
Boys That Give Men A Bad Name
there are different types of boys that give men a bad name 1. all these boys that go onto every female page they can and say show me your tits or ass. 2. all these boys that say that they can treat a female better than the person they are with when they dont know either 1 of them. 3. all these boys that think they are king shit when they arent anything at all but a 20-40 or whatever year old on the outside but are 2 years old on the inside plain and simple this is an adult website and we dont need boys coming in here and pissing people off with there idiotic remarks. and if you know of anyothers feel free to leave a comment on here.
Boys
OK so i have a date tonite well rele it isnt a date its the first time i met the guy and he wants to get a room...so confused on if i should or not...i guess we will see what happens when it comes to it tonite...
Boys Always Thinking With Their Other Head...
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Boys What Can You Say...
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Boys Are Too Pussy To Do This
ASK HER OUT IN FRONT OF HER FRIENDS GIVE HER ONE OF YOUR T-SHIRTS TO SLEEP IN. LEAVE HER CUTE TEXT MESSAGES. KISS HER IN FR0NT 0F Y0UR FRIENDS. TRUST HER 0VER EVERY0NE ELSE. TELL HER SHE L00KS BEAUTIFUL. b>L00K HER IN THE EYES WHEN Y0U TALK T0 HER. LET HER MESS WITH Y0UR HAIR. MESS WITH HER HAIR. JUST WALK AR0UND WITH HER. INCLUDE HER IN ALL THINGS Y0U D0. F0RGIVE HER F0R HER MISTAKES. L00K AT HER LIKE SHE'S THE 0NLY GIRL Y0U SEE. TICKLE HER EVEN WHEN SHE SAYS ST0P. H0LD HER HAND EVEN WHEN Y0U ARE AROUND Y0UR FRIENDS. WHEN SHE STARTS SWEARING AT Y0U TELL HER Y0U L0VE HER. LET HER FALL ASLEEP IN Y0UR ARMS. GET HER MAD, THEN KISS HER. TEASE HER & LET HER TEASE Y0U BACK. STAY UP WITH HER ALL NIGHT WHEN SHES SICK. WATCH HER FAV0RITE M0VIE WITH HER KISS HER F0REHEAD. GIVE HER THE W0RLD. WRITE HER LETTERS. LET HER WEAR Y0UR CL0THES. WHEN SHES SAD, HANG 0UT WITH HER. LET HER KN0W SHE'S IMP0RTANT. LET HER TAKE ALL
40 Boys In 40 Nights
I went last night and saw the Donna's perform at the Double Doors in Chicago. They rocked. If you dont know who they are, they have the main song on my page. I have always like thier music and stuff but now I have a much greater love of it. Those four girls rocked the staged. It was a small club and it was packed. The opening bands were pretty good. The first one was Americain Bang, a good ole southern band from Tennesse. Then Donita Sparks for L7 and band was there. I was in heaven. I love L7. She was awsome on stage. Of course the high light of the night was The Donnas. They played the first song Bitchen, and if you have never heard that, you have no idea what its like to see that live. They also played my fave 40 Boys ind 40 Nights. It was a great way to make myself feel better. Plus walking the 10 or so blocks to get to the club in Chicago rocked. I love Chicago, I wish I could go there more often. Its an amazing city. But that was my night. Now go out and buy t
Boys
You find out interesting things when you have sons, like ... 1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late. 8. Brake fluid mixed
Boys Lie
boys lie, girls cry as i sit and wonder why, i watch the time as it passes by her innocence she held inside she gave it to him because she thought it was right for him she would have died, but all he did was laugh inside he knew he would break her heart, he knew that he had torn her apart, he played her as if it was an art, and she fell so easily she thought he was her wind beneath her wings, she promised everything, so did he, but only she really felt it when they kissed, only she thought when they were together it was bliss but now she sits, he broke her heart her innocence torn apart, her life upside down for love he was all she thought of, boys lie, girls cry I sit back and ask why? Why does it only get worse as time passes by? my innocence has died now i know it wasn't right why did you have to break my heart? you couldn't just break it, you tore it apart! why did I fall so easily? why did I give you everything? how come I felt it when we kissed? now I w
2 Boys All For Me
Well, I placed up a mumm but all that happened was a bunch of views but only 2 votes... so thanks for no help at all girls. Ever since Bob went numb from MS his "plumbing hasnt been working. We've been talking about it and he suggested something. He said why not have 2 of our friends have sex with me and he'll watch and take pics. 2 BOY friends!!! I should say. lol This way I get to have my fun and hopefully something will stir in his pants. Anyway, its decided and Friday is the day!!! If you got any comments and input go ahead and leave it but its not going to change our mind. Thats what the mumm was for!! lol And dont worry, there WILL be pics up by Saturday nite for all my girls!! I love you all............ MUAH!!
Boys...boyss...boysss...
ONCE AGAIN...I AM HERE FOR PURE FANTASY PLEASURE ONLY....I DO NOT WANT ANY PHONE NUMBERS....AND I OF COURSE WILL NOT PLAY WITH YOU ONLINE IF YOU DONT HAVE A PIC...A REAL ONE...I NEED TO SEE WHO IM FUCKING ON THE COMPUTER....ITS MY FANTASY TOO...DAMMMIT!!!! IF YOU WANT TO SEE MORE...YOU GOTTA MAKE ME CUM...THEN YOU CAN SEE ALL THE KITTY SHOTS(LOL), AND EVERYTHING YOUR LITTLE HEART DESIRES....KISSES HTMAMMA
Boys Are Stupid.
Ok, I was with this douche bag Ethan for a year and a half, and we broke up. It was a year and a half of hell for me. He was a controlling bastard, and I absolutely hate him. Then, I found the best guy I've ever met, Doug. It was so great. I met him through his mom when I took her cab in Nashville. We fell in love. He always came and saw me a few times a week. Then he decided to be a truck driver and went to the school and everything, and got a job close to me, in Murray. We had all these plans of moving in together and all of that, and then one night after he got his own truck he called me and told me he was there at PTL, the company he worked for. Thing is he was WASTED! He called at midnight wanting me to come up and pick him up. I got half way there and my phone died in the middle of the conversation and I was trying to tell him I couldn't get up there cause I had to work and my mom was telling me to come home. Which I can't argue with because my parents technically ow
Boys Will Be Boys!!!
Tooooo funny!
Boys Do Cry
this morning i had it all together this afternoon you pulled it all apart this evening i cried like it would never stop
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Boys
You find out interesting things when you have sons, like ... 1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late. 8. Brake fluid mixed with Cloro
Boys
I'm just sick of them, really. I had made some plans to move in the next three weeks finally, mostly as a surprise for someone, but now I'm not going to. I'm going to take the money I have for that and do a little splurging, plus I have to pay for a hotel room for myself and a friend of mine, as we'll be rooming with some friends for a convention back in Michigan, though thats only 100$ for the two nights of having the room, the con is 3 days long. Aside from that, I think I'll get a new computer, and a laptop as well. I've got a great deal going with my friend right now for a awesome custom made computer for 600$ and then just throw 300$ out for a decent lappy. Everything else I'm putting in the bank, same with my weekly checks now, because I might still be moving somewhere, just not as far and not into a place of my own, but with some friends of mine. (Yay for rotating sleeping places xD) But yea, aside from all that, I'm considering saying fuck it to guys altogether b
Boy's From Ebye Singing - 1
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Boy's Singing Part 2
Boy's singing part 2
Boys Trying To Be Men
Ya know i gotta tell you I really love it when guys hit on me!! I say this sarcastically of course..I am all for meeting new friends, even online..its all I am looking for! I have a fiance and IT IS POSTED ON MY PAGE but some how guys still seem to ask me if im taken. Even with the honest reply of YES they still insist on hitting on me..and not in a sweet and caring way! All of these guys have been pervs! There have been the few who take it and respond back with a simple and harmless ok, but then there are the rest who say "i need to play before i get married", "I have to come have fun with them", one even asked if i wanted a lapdance before i got married! I mean are you friggin kidding me with this bullshit?? are these guys that hard up they cant take no for an answer? Or do they just feel the need to be such dicks and continue to try and stroke their ego? One guy told me FUBAR was just for singles..REALLY??? where does it say that when you register? I seen many many people on her
Boys Are Stupid, Throw Rocks At Them
Last night was "tini tuesday" well not really because "tini tuesdays" are now on mondays but we drank martini's anyway... like 10 of them.. My best friend in the world is also my room mate and is going through shit right now so we drink and dance, dancing makes you brave. These 2 hott guys come in and sit at a table so that we can just stare at them. They didnt look intelligent or that they could hold a conversation, but at this point she and I have decided that despite intelligence is #1, we're willing to just be ok with physical attraction. Looking at these 2 guys we decided that in a perfect world guys would come with signs, around their necks to let us know ahead of time what we are dealing with.... here are the top signs - I'll cheat on you - I'll never call - My chest is just as hairy as my back ( clause for me on this on.. a guy I was with had a hairy chest and on him.. my lord it was sexy, no one else can pull that look off I've decided) - I like my mom more than you -
Boys
going off the deep end. wanting him badly and badlier. not rly making him mine. he needs to be my fabulous boy.
Boys Are Gonna Be Boys....no Matter What!
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late. 8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
Boys Puppy Stolen
By Roselee Papandrea / Times-News March 15, 2008 - 8:17PM SWEPSONVILLE NC - Eleven-year-old Nathan Stutts just wants his little dog back. His 3-pound chocolate Chihuahua, named Copper, has been missing since Thursday, and Copper's owners think someone took him. Copper, a 3-pound chocolate Chihuahua, has been missing since Thursday. Copper got out of Amanda Cantrell's house on East Main Street in Swepsonville at about 4:15 p.m. Thursday. Cantrell's boyfriend was cutting the grass in the back yard at the time. Copper followed Cantrell's 5-year-old son out the door. About an hour later, Cantrell, who was still at work, learned that the dog was missing. "When I got home, we started walking up and down the street calling him," Cantrell said. They searched everywhere for Copper and asked neighbors if they had seen the 6-month-old puppy. One neighbor said he saw someone in a "red, bus-type vehicle" stop and pick up the Chihuahua. "He said they stopped the vehicle, o
Boys Night Out
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Boys
Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Boys Is Nasty.......
well if u were 2 ask my neice kaitlyn 2 tell u all about boys her response would be.....BOYS IS NASTY.....ive taught her that ever since she could talk..an its true...yeah iam kinda a freak an love 2 get kinky but who ever says they dont is prolly liein lol but at the same time iam not really lookin 4 anything other than 2 make some new friends have fun an a good laugh an so on... so i dont wanna get serious with anyone in that way, yeah iam always open 2 the possiability of findin that special person but not lookin so dont be pushy bout wantin more than just friendship...ive already made some really good friends on here an u all know who u r..kisses by the way...an i want 2 keep makin new friends to but i really dont have time for peoples stupid bs. it justs pisses me off an makes the bitch cum out lol so lets just all have a good time an have fun...
Boys, Why So Confusing?
I don't understand. I had this friend when I was 19. Fell madly and deeply in love with him. Told him this ten years ago. He said he wanted to be friends. I was ok with that, I moved on. Well he got jelous of the guy i moved on too and called my mom and told her I was doing coke with this guy. I have never done that at all. He broke my trust and my heart. It took a few years but I forgave him and such. Ya know, he was suppossed to be my best friend and he stabbed me in the back. Then 4 years ago after Mike left me, I again went to this boy and told him how I really felt. He said he did too, but after a few days he changed his mind. Decided that the drugs and drinking were more important. Again..no big deal, I broken heartedly moved on. Then last night, out of the fucking blue I get a phone call from him. Haven't seen him in years. He got married, has a kid, and comes to see me. He tells me how misrable he is in his marrige and junk. He tells me how he is always compa
Boys~
ok how the hell do I keep getting these idiots that call themselves men hitting on me. Im sorry i cant stand the fact that all they see when they look at me is a fun time. Ok, dont get me wrong its nice to know that they think of me that way, but damn is that all they see? Just because i have 4 kids does not mean i sleep around, it means i made some bad choices in my life with boys who claimed to be men. I do not however regret my kids. I love them with all my heart. There are some REAL MEN however who are sincere and are wanting me for more then that. Which i do hold dear to me,which does go to show that REAL MEN do excist, u just have to weed thru the assholes to find them. So please Boys grow the fuck-up and realize there is more to me then that.And that goes for any other women out there.
Boys
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A Boy's Wish To Die To Be With Mom
I had some very sad news about a friend of mine today ........ My friend in real life, has had terminal cancer for years ....... She is an awesome fighter and still won't call it a day. She has been given her time up and told to go home and prepare to leave this Earth..... She has two boys aged 8 and 6 ...... she lives for them ...... Every weekend while i take pics for fubar and stuff around ...... she makes recordings for her children so that, if she should pass, they will always have something to remember her by ...... to hear her in animation and to see how she was so they will always have her with them ..... Her 8 year old insists that when she passes, he will commit suicide to be with her, because he cannot imagine being without her ........ on this Earth, even though he has his brother and father ..... I cannot even begin to fathom, after all my problems, which in no way are equivalent to my friends, how I would deal with this ..... He is being educated and
Boys Suck!
SO... Boys really do suck. I finally left Gabe, the abusive asshole. Yay for me! Having to get some sort of protection order or something against him tho cuz he won't leave me the fuck alone. So about a month after I left him, I got a new bf and things with him were questionable from the start. I obviously saw something in him that attracted me to him though now i am not so sure it was really him but rather i saw what i could get out of him. That is really sad yes, but isn't that what you look for in rebound guys? Lol. So I just broke it off with him and things sorta went ugly. He was just being so immature about it! I was trying so hard to hold my tongue and my temper in check but I just lost it when he started trying to blame Brandi for breaking us up. I told him to stuff it about trying to blame everyone else all the time for the things that happen to him. Then he continued to just say stuff to piss me off. So I got a little nasty back... Then he called me and things just went downh
6 Boys - 12 Hands
Each year I am hired to go to Washington, DC , with the eighth grade class from Clinton , WI where I grew up, to videotape their trip. I greatly enjoy visiting our nation's capitol, and each year I take some special memories back with me. This fall's trip was especially memorable. On the last night of our trip, we stopped at the Iwo Jima memorial. This memorial is the largest bronze statue in the world and depicts one of the most famous photographs in history -- that of the six brave soldiers raising the American Flag at the top of a rocky hill on the island of Iwo Jima, Japan, during WW II. Over one hundred students and chaperones piled off the buses and headed towards the memorial. I noticed a solitary figure at the base of the statue, and as I got closer he asked, 'Where are you guys from?' I told him that we were from Wisconsin 'Hey, I'm a cheese head, too! Come gather around, Cheese heads, and I will tell you a story.' ( James Bradley just happened to be in Wash
Boys
So I guess I can just say that guys will never think about what they say until you make them ow up to their words. All's I can say to that is Suck it up pansies Think before you speak!
Boys Will Be Boys
so my spawn got his third or so black eye this morning. my step brother punched him, and he's got a cast on that hand. it was a pretty hard hit. d's eye is swollen shut, and bruised pretty good. i just chalked it up to boys will be boys. my son can be a butt head so i'm sure there is more to the story than he says. but my mom is flipping out, and i think she was too harsh on my step brother. he's a boy, i'm sure this wont be his last black eye.
Boys
i just dont understand boys they confuse me so bad theres this one guy that i realy like but hes a complet dick and i know nothing will every be more than friends and then theres dallas who is a realy sweet guy and wants more than jsut friends but i dont have the goosebumps and butterflys with him this sucks so bad why cant all men just be good guys than i wouldnt have this problem
Boys
so, my whole love life sucks. honestly, i've never been in a long-term relationship. EVER. and it's not getting any better. i always fall for losers. either they cheat on me. or ditch me for their friends. or lie to me. and i'll admit, lately i've been somewhat of a player... ...but only because i'm terrified of getting hurt. either way, i always do. i was talking to this guy. and i saw him on saturday night. we cuddled and watched movies and kissed. and it was pretty cute. the next day he begged me to come over, but i was working and i wasn't able to. and i haven't heard from him since... i talked to one of his best friends today, and he told me that he thinks eric has a new girlfriend. fucking great. but whatever. ill cry it off. and within a couple weeks ill be ok. and ill become interested in another guy that'll break my heart. ...when am i going to catch a break and find a good guy?
Boys Are Dumb
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Boys N Ish
Ok so I'm sitting here trying to figure things out but I just can't make sense of this tangled web of my so called life. I was with a guy for 9 months (I know it was only 9 months and taking a lifespan into consideration its nothing, but it still meant a lot to me). We had our good times and our bad. I guess in the end it turned out to be more bad than good, because now we don't even talk. At the moment I am happy and relieved it has come to an end because I just can't handle the drama and bullshit anymore. That and I have found someone who I think is very worth while and am excited to see what the future brings with him, but at the same time am very scared. I guess I don't understand why I can't even talk to my ex. I told him more than I have ever told anyone before... I could use the comfort of hearing someone who knows almost everything about me telling me that I'm going to be okay... How can one give up their heart right after someone just crushed it? I swore that I would ta
Boys And Puppies
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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like... 1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2! .) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
Boys
What has a pocket full of rocks, Worn out shoes and dirty socks, With a bug, a worm, a fish, and a frog in a box ? It's a boy ! What sneaks a tomcat through the screen, To share some cake and a bowl of ice cream, Goes out of the way to wade every puddle it seams ? It's a boy ! What spills sugar on the floor, Eats all the cookies and begs for more, Forgets that mama said " Don't touch the wet paint on the door " It's a boy ! What draws pictures on his hands, Jumps out of trees-Thinks he's superman ! Drives daddy's nails in the porch just to see if he can ? It's a boy ! It's a boy, learning every day to be a man,
Boys... And I Do Mean Boys Should Read...
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A Boy Singingto His Little Sister
A Boy Singing to his little sister.....You are My Sunshine, My only Sunshine' Like any good mother, when Karen found out that another baby was on the way, she did what she could to help her 3-year-old son, Michael, prepare for a new sibling.They found out that the new baby was going be a girl, and day after day, night after night, Michael sang to his sister in mommy's tummy.He was building a bond of love with his little sister before he even met her.The pregnancy progressed normally for Karen, an activemember of the Panther Creek United Methodist Church in Morristown, TennesseeIn time, the labor pains came. Soon it was every five minutes, every three, every minute. But serious complications arose during delivery and Karen found herself in hours of labor.Would a C-section be required? Finally, after a longstruggle, Michael's little sister was born. But she was in very serious condition.With a siren howling in the night, the ambulance rushed theinfant to the neonatal intensive care
Boys
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Boys Hurt Tooo
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Boys Needed!
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Boys Suck.....kick Em In The Head
Boys can suck my balls if i had any..... ever heard of a relationship? Its a thing where u stay with one person and that person only.....get a clue fool.
A Boys Confession
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Boys And Girls Are Born Equal But Not The Same
"Equal" is not always synonymous with "the same." Men and women are created equal. But, boys and girls are not born the same. You throw a little girl a ball, and it will hit her in the nose. You throw a little boy a ball, and he will try to catch it. Then it will hit him in the nose. A baby girl will pick up a stick and look in wonderment at what nature has made. A baby boy will pick up a stick and turn it into a gun. If a girl accidently burps, she will be embarrassed. If a boy accidently burps, he will follow it with a dozen more. Girls are attracted to boys, even at an early age. At an early age, boys are attracted to dirt. Most baby girls talk before boys do. Most boys try to avoid speaking. Girls turn into women. Boys turn into bigger boys.
Boys And Girls In America
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Boys Of Summer (don Henley)
Nobody on the road, nobody on the beachI feel it in the air, the summer's out of reachEmpty lake, empty streets, the sun goes down aloneI'm drivin' by your house, though I know you're not homeBut I can see you, your brown skin shinin' in the sunYou got your hair combed back and your sunglasses on, babyAnd I can tell you my love for you will still be strongAfter the boys of summer have goneI never will forget those nights, I wonder if it was a dreamRemember how you made me crazy?Remember how I made you scream?Now I don't understand what happened to our loveBut baby I'm gonna get you backI'm gonna show you what I'm made ofI can see you, your brown skin shinin' in the sunI see you walkin' real slow and you're smilin' at everyoneI can tell you my love for you will still be strongAfter the boys of summer have goneOut on the road today I saw a Deadhead sticker on a CadillacA little voice inside my head said"Don't look back you can never look back"I thought I knew what love was, what did I kn
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Boy Stuffs
When a male friend asks you what they think of another male friend of their's, does that mean that their friend might like you??? (This may be wishful thinking...) Example, my friend Darren (not the one I was seeing but the one who I was mean to call and accidentally called the one that I was seeing! Anyways...) was asking me what I thought of his friend Ian, he also mentioned that Ian thought I was funny. And he did kinda randomly mention this, we were talking about gym stuffs and then he goes 'Ooooh yea, how did ya find my mate Ian? Lol'...and then... 'He thought you was well funny lol'.
Boys 2 Men
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Boys,boys,boys
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Boys Who Just Cant Take The Hint..
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Boys And Fuck My Life
I need to blog cause there is to much to talk about at once. I am jamin on my laptop in tha back yard and enjoying some time with my daughter before having to go do sound board work. So many emotions going through me one being were the hell are my babysitters? its pasted when they said they would be back by! and Wishing that I could talk to and see my love Alicia cause shes going through so many troubles right now and I want to be there for her. And then their are the boys! cause my love wants me to be able to have male compainion ship even though I don't really feel the need, I mean its nice but im mostly prosuing boys to have something to do and because their are to many questions with not being open to boys. buts its annoying because all I want is to be with my woman. and yet boys are there and at the moment she cant be. but I also dont want to just date a guy lead him on and then either dump him or break his heart. there is also the option of telling the before starting to get
Boys Figured Out Kinda...
So I hav decided what to do with the three boys in my life right now. One who is a bit older then I and has history with people I know I will let just sit for now I mean no real moves have been made on either side besides telling him i had a crush on him ages ago. Two who i have dated like three times and then he got to busy to even have a drink with mebut is a great guy who is working really hard at saving the world and its water through Landscape design. I will tell him that we should just be friends on Sunday if he hasn't made a date with me by then. Cause who doesn't want to be friends atleast with someone trying to save the world and its been since fall since i went on a date with him and I aldready feel terrible desprate even though its not that i was waiting its more that nothing else has come along well sept three. Three is a dear friend of mine, hes not physicly my type but neither is the girl I'm in love with cause its not her body i love its he soul her spirit. S
The Boys Of Pont Du Hoc
REMARKS AT A CEREMONY COMMEMORATING THE 40TH ANNIVERSAY OF THE NORMANDY INVASION, D-DAY June 6, 1984POINTE DU HOC We're here to mark that day in history when the Allied peoples joined in battle to reclaim this continent to liberty. For four long years, much of Europe had been under a terrible shadow. Free nations had fallen, Jews cried out in the camps -- millions cried out for liberation. Europe was enslaved, and the world prayed for its rescue. Here in Normandy the rescue began. Here the Allies stood and fought against tyranny in a giant undertaking unparalleled in human history. We stand on a lonely, windswept point on the northern shore of France. The air is soft, but forty years ago at this moment, the air was dense with smoke and the cries of men, and the air was filled with the crack of rifle fire and the roar of cannon. At dawn, on the morning of the 6th of June, 1944, 225 Rangers jumped off the British landing craft and ran to the bottom of these cliffs. Their mission was o
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A Boy Turned Man
The story of this life is a sad one. It describes so many losses and hurts. Its about a boy that had to be raised not knowing what he was worth. As this boy got older and life got rougher, his story started to turn. See things got harder everyday and the turmoils began to churn. So many losses, so many pains. So many tears that fell like rain. Life became unfair to him and his heart was set in stone. He believed that he was cursed for life and meant to be alone. So here's the story of a boy turned man that still suffers to this day. This boy turned man just wants to feel like things will be okay. He needs to let go of the past so he can live again. He brings his self down all the time and causes things to end. Somewhere deep inside his shell he knows what he really needs. He needs to allow himself to love. In himself he needs to believe. ALL OF THIS IS POS
Boy Toys, Fuck Buddies And Boyfriends
Alright boys lets not be shy about this. Ive fucked my fair share of men. Guys usually end up in one of three well defined categories: Boy Toy, Fuck Buddy, or Boyfriend. Just for fun I thought Id go ahead and break out the categories for you or at least how they are for me: Boy Toy: Ill fuck you. Ill rock your fucking world. In fact, boy toy sex is probably the hottest sex I have cause I dont give a shit what you think of me. Ill never let you know me. I dont want to have more than idle chit chat with you between hot sex sessions. I dont want to know about your girl drama, your mother, your job. I dont give a fuck. Find something entertaining to discuss with me or get back to business. No cuddling. I wont swallow. Fuck Buddy: This is a tweener between Boy Toy and Boy Friend. Sex is still hot but slightly more intimate than Boy Toy which makes things a little more heartfelt and a lot less slap my ass while your doing that. Ill check in with you you ca
Boy Toy For A Night
Boy Toy for a Night by Dream Seeker This story is a fictional story and is for fantasy purposes only. The author does not condone the acts of rape or forced sex. Sex between strangers without the use of condoms in today's day and age is a potential life threatening decision. Please do not read this story if you do not like stories containing those elements. For those readers who like to fantasize without worrying about the risks of reality, please enjoy. * The night began like most Friday nights with my friends and I going out for some beers and looking to pick up some girls. My friends Pete and Mike came with me to the local hot spot in town. Pete and I attend the same small town college together and share an off campus apartment. Mike is a local guy that we both became friendly with several months ago. The three of us usually do pretty well in getting girls' attention and sometimes getting some action. Pete is a twenty-year old sophomore and is about 6'1" and is a pre
Boy This Is Gonna Be A Long One..
-Subject says it all- Ive been without you for 2 years. Has it already been that long? It doesnt feel that way. One would think 2 years is, more than enough to be over someone. It doesnt feel any easier to me. I dont know exactly when, but I realize now, at some point i understood it was impossible to forget you as i was. Because we were mirrors. You laughed at what I laughed, you cried for what i cried. You liked what I liked. So whenever I did something, anything at all, it reminded me of you. So I had to change what I was. Stop laughing at what I laughed. Stop crying for what I cried. Ive changed. I became... something else. It looked like a good plan at first. Yes, I was somebody else, and happily over you, right? Right.. Except that I didnt like what Ive become. I was like, trying to justify that you wouldnt love someone like me, not after you chose him over me, anyway. You made me a better man when I was with you. When you went away, I just got bad. Now Im just misera
Boy Toy
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Boy Test
You Are 90% Boyish and 10% Girlish You have a tough exterior - and usually a tough interior to match it. You're no nonsense, logical, and very assertive. Sometimes you can't understand women at all, even if you're a woman yourself. You see things rationally, and don't like to let your emotions get the best of you. How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
Boy Toy Application
Please send your answers to my Fubar mail :) Real First Name: Age: Location: What are you looking for? What type of kisser are you? Tell me about your idea of foreplay. What is your take on oral sex? Tell me about your penis? Size? Shaved? What do you think about toys for foreplay during etc? What do you consider a quickie? An average play session? An all nighter? Are you into cuddling after? How emotionally attached to you get? Are you willing to be at my beck an call? Do you have questions for me?
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Boy They Start Early!
This is an email I received from a 19 year old guy. Boy the games sure do start early! lol (note: i have changed his name just to be nice) ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: P To: midnightrhapsody Date: Jun 30, 2009 6:32 PM Subject: hey gorgeous im glad u added me. wanna have some fun one nite? ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: midnightrhapsody To: P Date: Jul 1, 2009 11:08 AM Subject: RE: sorry. you're a little too young for me but thanks for the request. ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: P To: midnightrhapsody Date: Jul 1, 2009 12:04 PM Subject: RE: babe, babe, babe, there is no age on size. just give me one nite or day with u and u will never see age as a factor ever again. ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: midnightrhapsody To: P Date: Jul 1, 2009 6:47 PM Subject: RE: my final answer is no. btw you need to learn that begging is not very sexy. you need to stick wit
Boy Toy
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Boy Toy
I would hand her my heart,If she would ever take it.Her eyes wrap my soul,They have already taking it. stare into me my beauty,leave your heart with me.I promise you smiles,And forever it will be. So take my hand,walk with me,I know I can make those eyes shine.If only,If only beautiful,You would say your mine.
Boy Toy Application
Ok so I do like to spoil so I've figured I'd take 5 slots out of my top friends to give specifically to my boy toys. To qualify you must be physically fit. Must do a salute with my name shirtless Must rate my profile once a day at least I will rate your profile once a day as well Must Trade Pimpout's With My At Least 3x A Week heavy raters will always get a bling from me And on my bombing days you will get bombed without having any 11's or asking Must also have a minimum of 250 photos posted in one album. Must also be willing to fu marry me if we level 5x together LOL Have a great day Everyone Comment this blog to apply Huggz and Kisses
Boy Toys
A heart is not a playful thing,A heart is not a toy.But if you want it to get broke,Just give it to a boy.Boy's like to play with things,To see what makes them run,They play us girls for fools,They do it just for fun.You wonder where he is at night,You wonder if he's true,One moment you'll be happy!The next will find you blue.You see my friend, I ought to knowI gave my heart to you!
Boy This Is Whining....
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Boy Uses Wooden Gun To Rob Store
The Obama economy is in the toilet and not expecting to get better until he leaves office but using a wooden gun to rob a store in going a little far. May be it’s not to far fetched since the alleged robber is only 12-years old. It’s report he walked into a store and pointed the wooden gun at the clerk demanding money. He got it but was captured soon after. For more http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,582641,00.html?test=latestnews You don’t need wooden anything to listen to BlastFM. Just type www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm in your browser and you’re hooked up!
Boy Vs Girl...
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Boy Vs Bus Driver
One day a little boy gets on a bus and sits behind the bus driver.He starts saying things like, "If my Mom was a hen and my dad was a rooster, I would be a little rooster," the bus driver said shut up!Still the boy went on... "If my Mom was a female elephant and my dad was a male elephant, I would be a little male elephant," the bus driver said shut up! ...Still the boy went on... "If my Mom was a female dog and my dad was a male dog, I would be a little male dog."The bus driver got so mad, and asked, "If your Mom was a prostitute, and your dad was a homo, what would you be?"The boy answered, "A bus driver!"
Boy Wondering About Life
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. > The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father." > The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that." > The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father of many." > The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way." > The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book. The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar.
Boy With Cancer
There is a very dear friend of Mine that has a Cousin that has cancer.. He is 16 years old..has a 2% chance of survival due to cancer, but all he wants to do is get into the guiness book of world records by collecting well over 20,000 hats... So if there is anyone Out here that would like to help this kids out plz contact me back TY
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The Boy With The Incredible Brain - Savant Autism
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A Boy Whos In Love With A Girl
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The Boy Who Blocked His Own Shot
If it makes you less sad, I will die by your hand. I hope you find out what you want. I already know what I am. And if it makes you less sad, we'll start talking again. And you can tell me how vile I already know that I am. I'll grow old and start acting my age. I'll be a brand new day in a life that you hate. A crown of gold. A heart that's harder than stone. And it hurts a whole lot, but it's missed when it's gone. Call me a safe bet. I'm betting I'm not. I'm glad that you can forgive. I'm only hoping as time goes, you can forget. If it makes you less sad, I'll move out of the state. You can keep to yourself. I'll keep out of your way. And if it makes you less sad, I'll takeyour pictures all down. Every picture you paint, I will paint myself out. It's cold as a tomb, and it's dark in your room, when I sneak to your bed to pour salt in your wounds. So call it quits or get a grip. Say you wanted a solution. You just wanted to be missed. Call me a safe bet. I'm betting I'm not. I'm
Boy Wonder
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Uhhhh!! im such a loser. ii recently started talking to this guy named Brian.. && i like him A LOT.. but it's just.. weird. We have been friends for a while, he used to date one of muh bestfriends, friend.. but we been talkin for a minute now && havent got to hang out yet.. our schedules just clash!! It sucks! && then like, he's always talkin to other females too.. and its not like ii can b mad about it or ne thing cuz we arent 'together' but it kinda makes me upset becuz when im talkin to sum1 'deep' its like all ii wanna talk to is them and it is never tha same for guys.. fuckin sucks. ii just want one guy to make me there everything && make me smile && just b almost perfect. ii dont care if there SEXI, altho it is a plus.. ii just want sum1 to treat me how i women should b treated. Dont get me wrong, Brian is a sweetheart.. ii just dont kno if he's it.. and guess ii wont for a while since im tryin to take things slow. I still wish bookie would come around, but ii cant wait forever..
Boyz Night Out
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the boys." I promised my wife that I would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the beers went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly realizing my wife would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with her. (Even when totally smashed, three cuckoos plus nine cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I said " Midnight." She didn't seem angry at all. Whew! Got Away with that one! Then she said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'Oh. Shit,' cuckooed four more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another three times, giggl
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Bozo's Big Beautiful Ass
There was an old man named Bozo, and all he had was a female donkey. One day he wins the lottery and gets $50,000. He doesn't know what to do with his money, so he decides to spend a night in a five star hotel. He asks for the finest room and starts going up the stairs with his female donkey. The manager sees him and asks where he's going with his donkey. "Anywhere I go, she goes." "I'm sorry, sir," said the manager, "but you can't take the donkey upstairs. Leave it down here with us and we'll take good care of her." So Bozo goes up to his room and opens the door. Everything is made of gold, there is a table full of food, and a huge television. He doesn't want to ruin anything so he takes his raggedy coat off and sleeps on the floor. The next morning the manager comes up to the room and asks how his night was. ''Great!'' replied Bozo. ''How much do I have to pay?'' he asks. ''One thousand dollars for the food.'' ''But I haven't touched the food." ''It was right there, so yo
Bozo's Big Beautiful Ass
There was an old man named Bozo, and all he had was a female donkey. One day he wins the lottery and gets $50,000. He doesn't know what to do with his money, so he decides to spend a night in a five star hotel. He asks for the finest room and starts going up the stairs with his female donkey. The manager sees him and asks where he's going with his donkey. "Anywhere I go, she goes." "I'm sorry, sir," said the manager, "but you can't take the donkey upstairs. Leave it down here with us and we'll take good care of her." So Bozo goes up to his room and opens the door. Everything is made of gold, there is a table full of food, and a huge television. He doesn't want to ruin anything so he takes his raggedy coat off and sleeps on the floor. The next morning the manager comes up to the room and asks how his night was. ''Great!'' replied Bozo. ''How much do I have to pay?'' he asks. ''One thousand dollars for the food.'' ''But I haven't touched the food." ''It was right there, so yo
Bozo The Clown Dead
"LOS ANGELES - Larry Harmon, who turned the character Bozo the Clown into a show business staple that delighted children for more than a half-century, died Thursday of congestive heart failure. He was 83. His publicist, Jerry Digney, told The Associated Press he died at his home. Although not the original Bozo, Harmon portrayed the popular frizzy-haired clown in countless appearances and, as an entrepreneur, he licensed the character to others, particularly dozens of TV stations around the country..
Bozo The Clown Creator Alan Livingston Dies At 91
LOS ANGELES Alan W. Livingston, the music executive who created Bozo the Clown and signed the Beatles during his tenure as president of Capitol Records, has died. He was 91. Livingston died Friday of age-related causes in his Beverly Hills home, said his stepdaughter, Jennifer Lerner. Livingston began his multifaceted career in show business as a writer and producer of children's read-along record albums for Capitol Records. He came up with the Bozo the Clown character for the 1946 album "Bozo at the Circus," which became a hit and spawned a cottage industry of merchandise and the television series featuring the wing-haired clown. When he moved into executive positions at Capitol Records in the early 1950s, Livingston signed Frank Sinatra, then at a low point in his career, and introduced him to arranger Nelson Riddle. Together, the pair produced "I've Got the World on a String" and "Young At Heart," which led to Sinatra's comeback. Livingston left the record label in the
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Bpd Basics
Borderline personality disorder (BPD) is defined within psychiatry and related psychological fields as a disorder characterized primarily by emotional dysregulation, extreme "black and white" thinking, or "splitting" (believing that something is one of only two possible things, and ignoring any possible "in-betweens"), and turbulent relationships. It can also be described by mental health professionals as a serious mental illness characterized by pervasive instability in mood, interpersonal relationships, self-image, identity, and behavior, and a disturbance in the individual's sense of self. The disturbances suffered by those with borderline personality disorder have a wide-ranging and pervasive negative impact on many or all of the psychosocial facets of life -- including employability and relationships in work, home and social settings. Furthermore, BPDs may be marginalized by society due to their moods and behaviors.
Bpd Resources
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Bpd, Temp Job, And Today
Yesterday was a very long day, and very tiring. We got out of th house on time for my 8 am appointment with my NP, just to see what kind of mental illness I'm really dealing with. Note: I was in a mental hospital in Ky, and there I was diagnosed with not only with Bi-Polar, but with PTSD, and I'm still suffering from PPD. But this time, more question were asked and another case was determined on what I'm really dealing with. BPD (boderline personality disorder) is the wrost depression known, and that's what I have. And according to my NP, she said that most antidepressants don't help that depression because it's that strong. But she is trying me on Cymbalta 30 mg and then after 7 days, she's is allowingme to have 60 mg for my antidepressant and I have to join group theropy, but also see my normal psychitrist for my situation. So that explains why I'm so depressed and down on myself with myself esteem and why I'm always thinking the unthinkable. I just wanna be a better mother
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Bpo - My Job!
I'm so excited about my new job. They offer so much training and advancement! They're the largest protective company in the world and is the #1 contractor for the Department of Defense and State Department. Wasn't easy getting though. Doing the paperwork for this job was almost like the military. The style and such was the same - including training records. I was asked today if I want to work on the 4th, and I told them I'm not sure. Of course, I should do so and it would make me shine - but, damn, can't I have a personal life EVER? Kosovo / Kazakhstan / Nuclear These are the 3 options I have after finishing my Criminal Justice degree. Kosovo is supporting the US military OR working at the US embassy as a protective officer. Kazakhstan is merely protecting the oil pipeline that runs through there - subject to many terrorist attacks. Nuclear - well, there are two nuke plants here in the Charlotte area. That, I believe is a good stepping stone to get overseas for
Bp's Le's And Abilities
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Bp Update
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Bp Update 12-13-06
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B Quyết Lm Trắng Da Của Phụ Nữ Nhật Bản
Ln da trắng hồng, mịn mng của phụ nữ Nhật Bản l niềm mơ ước của rất nhiều phụ nữ Đng. Những người con gi xứ Hoa Anh Đo đ lm g để c được vẻ đẹp rạng ngời ấy? Cng tham khảo nhữngb quyết lm trắng dasau đy nh! Rửa mặt bằng nước vo gạo Ảnh minh họa Nước gạo c thể được lấy khi hng ngy bạn vo gạo trước mỗi bữa cơm. Thay v bỏ nước vo gạo đi, bạn c thể sử dụng nước gạo để rửa mặt. Theo cc chuyn gia da liễu, rất nhiều phụ nữ Nhật Bản sử dụng nước gạo
B Quyết Ngủ Ngon Trong Ma đng
Tất cả chng ta đều biết sau một đm ngủ ngon giấc sẽ cho ta cảm gic sảng khoi vo ngy hm sau. Sự nghỉ ngơi hợp l v giấc ngủ c chất lượng sẽ gip bạn thm khỏe mạnh. Siu thị trực tuyến Mẹ v B c một vi lời khuyn gip bạn c một giấc ngủ ngon trong ma đng ny.Lợi ch của tập thể thao với giấc ngủ Mỗi buổi chiều, thay v ngồi uống tr, c ph theo thi quen th bạn c thể đi dạo, chạy bộ hay đạp xe sẽ gip bạn c một giấc ngủ su hơn vo ban đm. Tuy nhin, bạn nn kết thc tập thể dục trước khi đi ngủ t nhất l 3 tiếng. Bởi bạn
Br 4
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I really don't like winter. So I got a couple more hours at work today than I orignally figured I would. That is pretty awesome. I'm still on a huge orange kick. I don't know if they're just really that good lately or what. But they are good and they're actually something that I munch on that is good for me and the baby. Waiting for mom to get up so we can go get stuff to make supper. I could just go by myself but.. no thanks. Anyways... thats all for today.
Bra
>.< i had to go get a new bra yesterday... so.. i go and i get measured.. and BOOM...the lady made my jaw drop she tells me that the band size is smaller.. but the fucking cup size went up.. A FUCKING TRIPLE D! I hate having boobs sometimes...
Bra And Panties Contest
Who is the Hottest Brother? YOU DECIDE! Click the picture and rate for who you think is the Hottest Brother! Big Brother... or Little Brother... The LOSER must pose in a bra and panties and put their picture on THE FU! WOOT! Help settle this Battle of the Egos and... Folder will be open until Sunday night at 12pm Eastern! (9pm FU TIME) (repost of original by '~PebblesinAZ~I Luv my Owner/RL BF Tappinit~Co Founder of The FREAK SHOW w/ FREAK~' on '2008-03-28 07:26:24') (repost of original by '~DJ~Master Riggs~ DREAMERS LOUNGE~ FU-owned by SunAngel I Love to Make People Smile~ aka '~~Suns' on '2008-03-28 07:30:14')
Bra And Panty Contest
Who is the Hottest Brother? YOU DECIDE! Click the picture and rate for who you think is the Hottest Brother! Big Brother... or Little Brother... The LOSER must pose in a bra and panties and put their picture on THE FU! WOOT! Help settle this Battle of the Egos and... Folder will be open until Sunday night at 12pm Eastern! (9pm FU TIME) (repost of original by '~PebblesinAZ~I Luv my Owner/RL BF Tappinit~Co Founder of The FREAK SHOW w/ FREAK~' on '2008-03-28 07:26:24') (repost of original by 'NYHA **owned by ~ Miss Vee ' on '2008-03-28 07:33:06') (repost of original by '~JoJo Da Lette~Looney Juggalo's Naughty Wifey~Lvr2Pebbles~' on '2008-03-28 07:39:01') (repost of original by '~PebblesinAZ~I Luv my Owner/RL BF Tappinit~Co Founder of The FREAK SHOW w/ FREAK~' on '2008-03-28 07:46:19') (repost of original by 'Emanon~~Forever Fake~~Father of The Fallen Ones' on '2008-03-28 07:50:11') (repost of original by '♫DJ Crazy_Momx4♫
Braaaiiins.
This morning my main computer at work was off. Even though I clearly left it on. I believe the elves that I have enslaved to do my work while I chat on Fubar and post blogs have finally risen up. This may be my last post, I can feel them plotting on me now. They may be small, but their tiny little spears made from paperclips can be deadly when wielded correctly. My computer actually growled at me when I finally got it to turn on. Pressing the power button resulted in no action, so I had to unplug it and plug it back in. I sense that even though it is only about a year and a half old, it will soon die. I can't complain, I've gotten roughly 12500 hours worth of use out of it. I am a computer slave driver. I'm slightly worried about my co-worker and his wife's labor. It's been a day and no word. I'm sure he's just caught up in the happiness of the moment, but sometimes things happen. I'll not mention that again for fear of bad luck. I'm going to need coffee, a trip to Starbucks w
Bra And Panties Or Swimsuite
To the Ladies Over the years I have noticed something that has often made me wonder. I have had some female friends in the past that has wore two piece swim suites that have been far more revealing of their anatomy then the bras and panties they wore. For example I wall call her {Girl A} wore a bikini once that the bottoms were pretty much the same thing as a thong and she would walk around my house in that with out any modesty at all but yet her panties would completely cover her toosh and she said she would be too embraced to let anyone see her. So here is my Question, Why is it you let guys see you in swimsuits that are more revealing then your bras and panties but not let guys see you in your bra and panties?
Bra Bashing
A Brace Of Herb-roasted Chickens
Notes: To make your own poultry rub, mix 1 1/2 teaspoons each dried thyme and dried oregano with 1 teaspoon each garlic powder, kosher or sea salt, and coarse-ground pepper. For adult tastes, spread a layer of goat cheese beneath the breast skin. 2 chickens (3 1/2 to 4 lb. each) 2 tablespoons packaged poultry rub (or make you own; see notes) 1 onion (6 oz.), peeled and cut into 1-inch chunks 1 lemon, ends sliced off, cut into 1-inch chunks 4 parsley sprigs 10 ounce fresh chvre (goat) cheese or 2 packages (5 oz. each) Boursin cheese (optional) 2 tablespoons olive oil 1. Reserve chicken giblets for other uses. Pull off and discard lumps of fat from chickens. Rinse birds inside and out and pat dry. 2. Sprinkle 1/2 teaspoon poultry rub in each bird's body cavity. Place 1/2 the onion, lemon, and parsley in each chicken. Pin body cavities shut with small metal skewers. 3. If using cheese, starting at the neck, gently push your fingers under skin of each breast to loo
Brackish
KITTIE She is not scared to die The best things in life drive her to cry Crucify then learn {Take so much away from inside you Makes no sense, you know he can't guide you He's your fucking shoulder to lean on Be strong} Sit and watch me burn {Take so much away from inside you Makes no sense, you know he can't guide you He's your fucking shoulder to lean on Be strong} She's led to believe That it'll be OK Look at your face Scarred in dismay But times have changed And so have you I think I'd rather Crucify than learn {Take so much away from inside you Makes no sense, you know he can't guide you He's your fucking shoulder to lean on Be strong} Sit and watch me burn {Take so much away from inside you Makes no sense, you know he can't guide you He's your fucking shoulder to lean on Be strong} I'd like to take you down And show you deep inside My life, my inner working of smell And lack of inner pride To touch upon
Bra Codes. =)
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Bracket Time Baby
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Bracing For A Fall
No matter how prepared you may think you are, you never really know until the time. Things have been up in the air as to whether or not my son would deploy with his unit to Iraq on July 7th. Technically, he does not have to go, because he has already served 5 consecutive years on deployment status. (He volunteered to serve with other units that were in need of men when those units were deployed.) He just phoned me to say that a position has become available and he needs to make a decision by tomorrow morning as to whether or not he wishes to deploy back to Iraq with his unit that is now being called up for the first time. Things have been hanging in the balance over the past several months. Now as things get down to the wire and things are in the 11th hour, a decision needs to be made. I just don't know if I have it in me to do this again. It was so hard before. I lived for those phone calls and email that told me that he was still alive and alright. How can I possibly go
Bra Contest
AFP - Monday, June 4 07:40 am SINGAPORE (AFP) - A Singapore radio station will be fined 15,000 Singapore dollars (9,900 US) over a bra contest that was "exploitative and inappropriate," the city-state's media regulator said Monday. MediaCorp Radio breached the broadcast code with a March competition in which women had to remove their bras as fast as possible without taking off their clothes, the Media Development Authority (MDA) said. "The broadcasting of such a contest, requiring the removal of bras by young women, has a negative influence on young impressionable listeners," it said. It said the two DJs involved the programme had also "made sexually suggestive comments on how fast the bras were removed, as well as the colour, design and cup size of the bras, and the size of the girls' breasts." "As celebrity figures and role models, DJs wield influence over young listeners and hence should conduct themselves in a socially responsible manner," the regulator said.
The Braclet
The braclet Wear this braclet on your wrist, don't let it bend, don't let it twist. There's not a night that goes by, that i don't look to the sky and say she is there, I am here why? One day I'll come back to you because I feel that love is true I just want to face you and tell you "I love you" And when that day comes after all, I'll take you by my ide once and for all. I'll hold you tight every night, I'll do anything for you just as long as you know I love you. If you feel you need to cry, grasp the braclet and look to the sky. And think of me that guy.
Bra Codes Lmao
Bra Codes Which One Do You Have??? AND, just a thought for all the women out there........ MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause............. Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?..........And When we have real trouble it's HISterectomy!!!! Send this to all women to have a laugh AND, don't forget to have a mammogram!!!!!!
Braced
Braced It is a slow death the death of soul, but assured- too subtle to see. List the listless near-misses here married to the seashore, sisters of death; go closer, they bite. If their webs carress you are chilled. Each strand soothes a single cell, and each loss in life encompassed is sane only when approached in the distance. Question, or they tell. I am desolate when you are passed; crouch in the shadow where I can see you. by Jason Paul Fox
Bracket Posting....
Ok everyone !!! We will be posting the bracket for the Unholy Confessions battle of the bands on Wednesday, April 16th. At that time feel free to take a look at it, copy it and work the bracket down to come up with your winner of the battle!! After completing your bracket, leave your FU name, number and of course the name of the band you think will win in the Unholy Confessions message box. Any questions can also be left and will be answered as soon as possible!!! Thank you and have fun all!!!
The Bracket Is Up!!!
OK OK OK !!!! The bracket is POSTED!!!! Wooooooooot!!! It is over in the photo section under the folder Battle Bracket. You can all rip it and work it down from there. The Battle will begin April 30th!!! If ya can't get the bracket...you have to be a friend!! So add us!! Any questions please ask. All the rules are in the flyer on the Unholy Confessions profile. Join the fun and have a great time, GOOD LUCK all!!!
Bra Codes!
AND,just thought for all the women out there........ MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause............ Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?.......... And when we have real trouble it's HISterectomy!!!! Send this to all women to have a laugh AND, don't forget to have a mammogram!!!!!! A Friend Is Like A Good Bra... Hard to Find Supportive Comfortable Always Lifts You Up Never Lets You Down or Leaves You hanging And Is Always Close To Your Heart!!! Share this with a friend!
Bra Collection
i'm going to try to make the largest bra folder on here. But i need you help of course. If you would send me or let me pick a bra out of your album to pust in to mine that would be great. Not trying to be a perv. but do something fun.. P.S. YOU don't have to be wearing them just holding up ur fav.
Bracing Myself
I'm up before noon and I have family coming over in a couple hours. It's going to be one of those days.
Braces...the Wonder Diet
Well, a month and 3 weeks into being metal mouth. Can't eat shit and I guess it's paying off. I'm down 15 pounds! LMAO WOOOO
Bra Color Statuses
ok, it's kinda come to my attention after the set ur bra color to ur status to make people aware of beast cancer why is it always breast cancer this breast cancer that? what about other cancers? like uterine cancer or pancriatic cancer lung cancer ect i think breast cancer over shadows all the others not that its any less important but all the other cancers are important to fight against am i right? what about set your status as ur pantie color for ovarian cancer..How about instead of save the ta tas we say save the vaginas! is that wrong?
Brace Yourselves
I...ANDY.... HAVE DELETED MY BOOB SALUTE FOLDER.... the end
Brad Paisley - The World "i Love This Song"
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Brady Quinn
Introducing the next great NFL Quarterback... Notre Dame's Brady Quinn: Best of luck, Brady! Thanks for four great years and congrats on earning your ND degree and an impending huge payday as a First Round NFL draft pick. Go get 'em! (Yes, I do sord of envy the young studly man) ;)
Brad New Day
walking throught he dark caves of my soul hearing the screams of the past why must they haunt me i wish i could set them free chained to my heart for all eternity scattered tears fall from my eyes scars brokern open once again emotions areise from the abyss time stands still light breaking through pain drifts away tomorrow's a brand new day poem written by : Cassandra N.
Brad Delph Of Boston
Brad Delp, whose soaring tenor on songs such as "More Than Feeling" gave voice to the best-selling rock band Boston, died Friday at the age of 55. Mr. Delp was found alone in his southern New Hampshire home, the Associated Press reported. While police characterized his death as untimely, they reported no indication of foul play. The death remained under investigation by Atkinson, N.H., police and the New Hampshire medical examiner's office, with a report slated to be released Monday. A Danvers, Mass., native, Mr. Delp helped form Boston with guitarist and studio mastermind Tom Scholz, drummer Sib Hashian, guitarist Barry Goudreau, and bassist Fran Sheehan in the early 1970s. The group's self-titled 1976 debut album was one of the fastest selling in rock history. Songs such as "More Than A Feeling," "Foreplay/Long Time" and "Rock and Roll Band" helped the album sell over 17 million copies and become a staple of classic rock radio to this day. While Scholz was the musical
Brady Quinn!!!!!
whoo hoo! i reason to watch the browns. FINALLY.
Brad Paisley - When I Get Where Im Going
Brad Pitt & $1,000,000
A Young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that." So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!" The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?" The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of
~ Brad Paisley - I'm Gonna Miss Her ~
Don't make a man choose against Fishing lol clipped from vids.myspace.com
~ Brad Paisley - She's Everything ~
~ Brad Paisley - Who Needs Pictures ~
~ Brad Paisley - He Didn't Have To Be ~
clipped from vids.myspace.com
Brad Paisley - She's Everything
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Brad Paisley Concert
OMG I had an amazing time at the Brad Paisley concert last night in Philly. I was excited about going and i'm so happy my friend matt asked me to go. We had tickets but they were lawn tickets at the tweeter center... but they were actually pretty good spot. The stage is set up and then a small area of seats.. then there's a pathway and a grassy hill.. we were in the lawn section right next to the railing... so we could see pretty good... and it was cool cause no matter where you were you could see.. but i liked being on the lawn because you could get up moved around and dance. I was happy. When we got there, matt and i went to find his sis, who had the spot picked out already. They were there chillin... She went and got us this really tall thin drink... strawberry daiguri but i swear to God that thing was more alcohol then anythin else. I made the mistake of drinkin it within 10 min and being as I am so lil it began to take some effect on me. Worst thing was that i had t
Bradley Update
**** update 8-7-07 **** well eddie went to the hearing today he got bradley but here is the kicker he has to pay my sister 3000 bucks within 10 days for half her lawyer cost which is bull shit cuz she is not having to pay shit i think cuz she said he was going it as a favor anyway and the rest is 2.5 months in child support 500 a month which is bull shit cuz 2 of those months she was on vacation and did not use the child care so she would not have gotten the 500 anyway she would ahve gotten like 150 like she does for all her other kids anyway i am frustrated she is trying to piss us all off and just screw everyone i guess i am off to find a way to help with the money hopefully i can find a way i am really worried i want my son to stay with his daddy he is sooo happy we will see how this all goes anyway i am out for now have fun byebye ***** update8-7-07**** ***update8-6-07 ***** eddie was suppose to see the lawyer today but that did not happen lawyer says tomorrow eddie is goin
Bradley Reed Sorenson
Brad Paisley- Ticks
Brad Paisley- Cool Online (hahahaha)
Brad Paisley - Online
Online lyrics by Brad Paisley. I work down at the Pizza Pit And I drive an old Hyundai I still live with my mom and dad I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight I'm a scifi fanatic A mild asthmatic And I've never been to second base But there's whole 'nother me That you need to see Go checkout MySpace 'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good I drive a Maserati I'm a black-belt in karate And I love a good glass of wine It turns girls on that I'm mysterious I tell them I don't want nothing serious 'Cause even on a slow day I could have a three way Chat with two women at one time I'm so much cooler online So much cooler online When I get home I kiss my mom And she fixes me a snack And I head down to my basement bedroom And fire up my Mac In real life the only time I've ever even been to L.A Is when I got the chance with the marching band To play tuba in the Rose Parade [ Online lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ] Onlin
Brad
Brad by bridget8181 She was asking for it. We were just there to hang out with our buddy, maybe smoke a little, get drunk and shoot the shit. No one asked her to come out of her bedroom in that thin shirt that fit her in all the right places but only showed a modest amount of skin, as if she didn't know how fucking great her tits are. No one told her those dark jeans that hugged her ass so perfectly were a good choice for sitting around on the porch with her boyfriend and his two friends. She sat across from me and whenever I said something she would fix me with those dark green eyes, her wavy hair framing her face, the tiniest hint of cleavage peeking at me, and I actually lost my train of thought once or twice. She didn't seem to notice she was the cause. She'd just slide her dark-rimmed glasses up her nose with one graceful finger and raise an eyebrow, waiting for me to continue. I thought my cock was going to burst through my pants. Her boyfriend, a pretty tall an
Brad Paisley, Online Lyrics- Lol This Song Is So True
I work down at the Pizza Pit And I drive an old Hyundai I still live with my mom and dad I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight I'm a scifi fanatic A mild asthmatic And I've never been to second base But there's whole nother me That you need to see Go checkout MySpace 'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good I drive a Maserati I'm a black-belt in karate And I love a good glass of wine It turns girls on that Im mysterious I tell them I don't want nothing serious 'Cause even on a slow day I could have a three way Chat with two women at one time Im so much cooler online So much cooler online When I get home I kiss my mom And she fixes me a snack And I head down to my basement bedroom And fire up my Mac In real life the only time Ive ever even been to L.A Is when I got the chance with the marching band To play tuba in the Rose Parade Online I live in Malibu I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ I'm single and I'm rich And I've g
Brads Blog
HEY EVERYONE SOME SHOW MY TAT SOME LOVE....IM ENTERED IN A TAT CONTEST THE BEST OF THE BEST...HOSTED BY SINKING INK TATTOOS.... JUST CLICK THE PIC TO RATE AND COMMENT.. THANKS EVERYONE PLZ REPOST THIS...THANKS Search Audio Codes
Brad Paisley -"with You, Without You"
"With You, Without You" You really left your mark On this old house And this old heart I see you everywhere And when I close my eyes You're still there And I know You want me to move on Start living a new life Start writing a new song Don't worry, I ain't going to ask you To come back and love me Baby you don't have to Cause I can be in love with you, without you It's not that hard at all It's like you're out of town Just forgot to call Just because you walked away Doesn't mean my feelings have to change Now I know You want me to move on Stop living an old life Stop singing an old song Don't worry, I ain't going to ask you To come back and love me Baby you don't have to Cause I can be in love with you, without you Oh and If you're gone for good I hope that you go far Cause how I fell about you Don't matter where you are Yeah... and I know You want me to move on Start living a new life Stop singing an old song But I can be in love with you
Brad Paisley Ticks Lyrics-how Many Cowgirls/cowboys Wanna Do This Lol:)
Brad Paisley Ticks Lyrics Every time you take a sip In this smoky atmosphere You press that bottle to your lips And I wish I was your beer In the small there of your back Your jeans are playing peekaboo I'd like to see the other half of your butterfly tattoo. Hey that gives me an idea Let's get out of this bar Drive out into the country And find a place to park. 'Cause I'd like to see you out in the moonlight I'd like to kiss you way back in the sticks I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers And I'd like to check you for ticks. I know the perfect little path Out in these woods I used to hunt Don't worry babe I've got your back And I've also got your front Now, I'd hate to waste a night like this [Ticks lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com] I'll keep you safe you wait and see The only thing allowed to crawl all over you when we get there is me. You know every guy in here tonight Would like to take you home But I've got way more class t
'brady Bunch' Actor Dies At 84
LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Allan Melvin, a character actor best known for playing Sam the Butcher on "The Brady Bunch," has died. He was 84. Melvin died of cancer Thursday at his home in the Brentwood section of Los Angeles, said Amalia Melvin, his wife of 64 years. The jowly, jovial Melvin spent decades playing a series of sidekicks, second bananas and lovable lugs, including Archie Bunker's friend Barney Hefner on "All in the Family," and Sgt. Bilko's right-hand man Cpl. Henshaw on the "Phil Silvers Show." But his place in pop culture will be fixed as butcher and bowler Sam Franklin, the love interest of Brady family maid Alice Nelson, who was played by Ann B. Davis. Melvin played the role from 1970 to 1973. Born in Kansas City, Missouri, in 1923, Melvin grew up in New York and attended Columbia University. He was appearing on Broadway in "Stalag 17" when he began his decades-long television career with "The Phil Silvers Show," playing a role his wife said was alw
Brad Paisley -"online
I work down at the pizza pit And I drive an old Hyundai I still live with my mom and dad I'm 5'3 and overweight I'm a Sci-Fi fanatic Mild asthmatic Never been to 2nd base But there's a whole nother me That you need to see Go check out MySpace 'cause online I'm down in Hollywood I'm 6'5 and I look damn good I drive a Maserati I'm a black belt in Karate And I love a good glass of wine It turns girls on that I'm mysterious I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious 'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way Chat with two women at one time I'm so much cooler online So much cooler online I get home, I kiss my mom And she fixes me a snack I head down to my basement bedroom And fire up my Mac In real life the only time I Ever even been to L.A. Was when I got the chance with the marching band To play tuba in the Rose Parade. Online I live in Malibu I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ I'm single and I'm rich And I got a set of six pack abs
Brad Paisley Letter To Me
If I could write a letter to me And send it back in time to myself at 17 First Id prove its me by saying look under your bed Theres a Skoal can and a Playboy no one else would know you hid And then Id say I know its tough When you break up after seven months And yeah I know you really liked her and it just dont seem fair All I can say is pain like that is fast and its rare 1st Chorus And oh you got so much going for you going right But I know at 17 its hard to see past Friday night She wasnt right for you And still you feel like theres a knife sticking out of your back And youre wondering if youll survive Youll make it through this and youll see Youre still around to write this letter to me At the stop sign at Tomlinson and Eighth Always stop completely dont just tap your brakes And when you get a date with Bridgett make sure the tank is full On second thought forget it that one turns out kinda cool Each and every time you have a fight Just ass
Bradlee Mark Vincent
My best friend Brad was a true blessing in my life. My support, my rock. He taught me so much in the time we shared...I can't believe he's gone from this world. He passed away last Friday exactly one year after my husband. He was the most amazing person I have ever known and he will never truly be gone as he will forever live on in my heart. He was there for me and showed me how to love again.I will forever be grateful for that. I wish there had been more that could be done for him but the transplant just didn't come in time. I will forever miss him and he will forever be with me. He was preceeded in death by his sister-in-law Lisa and his beautiful mother. He leaves behind his father, brothers David, Paul and Kody, Sister Sonya and her fiance Cindy, Niece Becky, and sister-in-laws Kelly and Ashleigh. Thou lovers be lost...Love shall not...and death shall have no dominion. Brad I want you to know...I will forever love you and will never lose the memories. You have made me a bet
Bradley
R.I.P Bradley Barker. June 4, 2008. We'll all miss you!
Bradd'ha Kine!!
Woagh, I Haven't Been On Here In A MEGA LONG Time.....How's Everybody Doin'?
Brad Aka Thumpstar
This is brad is he one amazing friendtruly one of the greatest people ive met on herehes got a good heart and always tries to make you feel betterHe deserves all the respect he getsim honored that he considers me a friend*Thump☆Star*|CWP Radio|@ fubar
Brad Paisley-ticks
Everytime you take a sip In this smoky atmosphere You press that bottle to your lips And I wish I was your beer And in the small there of your back Your jeans are playing peek-a-boo I'd like to see the other half Of your butterfly tattoo Hey that gives me an idea Lets get out of this bar And drive out into the country And find a place to park 'Cause I'd like to see you out in the moonlight I'd like to kiss you way back in the sticks I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers And I'd like to check you for ticks I know the perfect little path In these woods I used to hunt Don't worry babe, I've got your back And I've also got your front I'd hate to waste a night like this I'll keep you safe you wait and see The only thing allowed to crawl all over you When we get there is me You know ever guy in here tonight Would like to take you home But I've got way more class than them And that ain't what I want 'Cause I'd like to see you out in the moon
Brad Fallon
Brad Fallon Learn more about Brad Fallon HERE Brad Fallon and Andy Jenkins have brought out STSE2. Joining them are: Andy Edmonds - Former lead of analytics for Microsoft's Live Search team, and head of StomperLabs (which has created Stomper Scrutinizer, Site Seer, Super Bookmarker, Linker, and more) Dan Thies - Overseer of this entire course and considered by many to be the world's leading expert in keyword research and analysis . He's also the author of the highly successful SEO Fast Start. Leslie Rohde - A militant advocate of proper site structure, Leslie was the first person to reverse engineer link quality, and is the creator of Opti-Link, the first professional SEO software ever. Jerry West - SEO Guru in his own right, and one of the most comprehensive marketing testers on the planet - Jerry's tactics allow him to make millions in the cut-throat affiliate game (and do it under the radar.) Stomping The Search Engines 2, The Net Effect, Stompernet The Ne
Brady
I have to laugh when Pats fans still think that with Cassel they are still going to win 10 games.
Bradley (for His Dad)
Bradley needs our prayers his dad has went to the doctors today and he has stage one cancer and that his dad has to have a part of his left lung removed and they willbe doing this on the 25 of Sept. He wants his friends to keep him and his dad in their prayers :) (`βřądlę ~ MP@ Soldiers Creed Bulletin Brought To With So Much Love By:
Brad Pitt Donates Money To Support Gay Marriage
Brad Pitt donates money to support gay marriage Wed Sep 17, 9:17 PM ET Brad Pitt has donated $100,000 to fight California's November ballot initiative that would overturn the state Supreme Court decision legalizing same-sex marriage. It's the first time voters will be asked to ban same-sex marriage in a state where gay couples already have won the right to wed. Same-sex marriage is legal in Massachusetts and California. It's the first time voters will be asked to decide the issue in either California or Massachusetts the states where gays have won the right to wed. "Because no one has the right to deny another their life, even though they disagree with it, because everyone has the right to live the life they so desire if it doesn't harm another and because discrimination has no place in America, my vote will be for equality and against Proposition 8," Pitt said Wednesday. Trevor Neilson, Pitt's political and philanthropic adviser, told The Associated Press that Pitt
Braden
This is my Nephew Braden. Born on 9/18/08 3:19pm
Brad Paisley -"online"-for All The Fuckin Men In Heat You Dirt Bags
"Online" I work down at the pizza pit And I drive an old Hyundai I still live with my mom and dad I'm 5'3 and overweight I'm a Sci-Fi fanatic Mild asthmatic Never been to 2nd base But there's a whole nother me That you need to see Go check out MySpace 'cause online I'm out in Hollywood I'm 6'5 and I look damn good I drive a Maserati I'm a black belt in Karate And I love a good glass of wine It turns girls on that I'm mysterious I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious 'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way Chat with two women at one time I'm so much cooler online So much cooler online I get home, I kiss my mom And she fixes me a snack I head down to my basement bedroom And fire up my Mac In real life the only time I Ever even been to L.A. Was when I got the chance with the marching band To play tuba in the Rose Parade. Online I live in Malibu I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ I'm single and I'm rich And I got a set of si
The Brady Bunch Train
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Brad Paisley-whiskey Lullaby
she put him out like the burning end of a midnight cigarette.she broke his heart.he spent his whole life trying to forget we watched him drink his pain away a little at a time but he never could get drunk enough to get her off his mind until the night.he put that bottle to his head and pulled the trigger and finally drank away her memory.life is short but this time it was bigger then the strength he had to get up off his knees.we found him with his face down in the pillow with a note that said i'll love her till i die.and when we buried him beneath the willow the angels sang a whiskey lullaby la la la la la la la.la la la la la la la.the rumors flew.but nobody knew how much she blamed herself.for years and years she tried to hide the whiskey on her breath.she finally drank her pain away a little at a time but she never could get drunk enough to him off her mind until the night.she put that bottle to her head and pulled the trigger,and finally drank away his memory.life is short but thi
Brady Quinn Gay
Join the World's Largest SEX and SWINGER Personals Community. Join for FREE. Brady Quinn Scrambles Over Gay Dating Scandal. Posted Jul 17th 2008 5:15PM by TMZ Staff. Brady Quinn NFL baller Brady Quinn wants to make one thing clear: ... Jul 18, 2008 ... Brady Quinn, ex-Notre Dame quarterback, threatens legal action against gay website. May 3, 2007 ... that is gayer than gays having gay sex in a bathhouse during the early 80s. ... Hardaway hates Brady Quinn, but is actually quite fond of ... Nov 3, 2006 ... Brady is not gay, he was way too rough with me and made me swallow. 4:41 AM; Anonymous said... Who cares if Brady Quinn is gay or straight? ...
Brad Paisley "online" Absolutely Hilarious!
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Brad Pitt Wear Breitling Emergency Wristwatch Celebrity Sighting
Brad Pitt and his Replica Breitling Watches_Breitling replica_ Breitling watches: Celebrity Sighting. I am starting to really appreciate Breitling watches (I just started selling and learning about them, they really are very cool) and to see one on Brad Pitt…oooohh….okay, Brad looks good in anything! Don’t you agree girls? Interview magazine did an article about Brad Pitt in their March 2007 issue. He is on the cover wearing a Breitling Emergency Titanium on a Diver Pro rubber strap and little else (smile). The Replica Breitling Watches_Breitling replica_ Breitling watches is a rugged and very useful watch with its GPS transmitter feature. If you are hurt or lost anywhere in the WORLD this watch can actually save your life! It sends out a special signal that will send the calvary right to your stranded behind. And be sure it is a life or death situation or you’ll get a huge fine (like $10,000) for pulling it out for a non critical emergency! Brea
Bradley Of The U.s. Received One. . . The 12-country Gold Cup Is Being Played In 13 Stadiums Across The U.s. . . Mexico Won
DETROIT -- Canadas mens soccer team hasnt beaten the United States in 25 years, and it appears theres a few lessons to be learned before the drought against its cross-border rival finally ends. Jozy Altidore and Clint Dempsey scored to lead the No. 22-ranked United States to a 2-0 decision over 76th-ranked Canada on Tuesday in the opener of the CONCACAF Gold Cup for both teams. "Its a healthy rivalry and we will continue to learn from the experiences and to do better," said Canadian coach Stephen Hart. The U.S. pounced from the opening whistle and an American goal appeared inevitable. Altidore made the early pressure count as he put the Americans on the scoreboard in the 15th minute. The 21-year-old, making his first Gold Cup appearance, dribbled in with his back to Kevin McKenna before turning and launching a shot from the right side of the box past outside the outstretched hands of goalkeeper Lars Hirschfeld into the left corner of the net. "They had come out with a lot o
Braggin Bout Myself
I went from a size 16 jeans down to a size 10 and I am totally stoked about it cause I aint even trying to lose weight.
Brag On Myself
Hey everybody. I just have to brag on myself. I don't no if ya'll remember, but about a month ago,I posted a bulletin about Team Lean. It is a wieght loss program put on by my town. When I started the competition, I wieghed 312 pounds. Now that the competition is over, I am down to 266 pounds. I still have a ways to go. My ultimate goal is to lose 100 pounds. I am almost half way there. It would be really nice if ya'll could give me some encouragement. These last 54 pounds I am sure are going to be tuff, but I plan on reaching my goal to get down to 212 pounds. I love you all Moondawg
Braggng
Ok I am so damn tired of people bragging about "Oh I have VIC and you don't. 'Oh I did a blast and you didn't Bullshit.. I don't have money or credit card do those things.. You all act like you are perfect than anyone on Cherrytap.. And that pissing me off and I don't like it.. Just keep your month shut about and quit bragging about it.. It drives every one nutz.. No being mean or rude I just don't want to hear about it.. got to go talk later ok.. Virgo24
Bragi On The Dashboard...
watching the universe expand... colors without name. grasping for a nebula with my free hand... i see your smile. once around the sun... cassiopia holds my other hand she carries me further into this intrepid journey... into the colors so vibrant, they have no name. planets align. a king is born. i have bragi on my dashboard... inspiration and poetry. this skyway is my saturn... this saturn is my completion... it must begin with me.
Braggin' Rights!
CALIFORNIA: (written by someone bragging!) - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang. - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often - I know what real cheese & avocados taste like -Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal -We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down. -I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's! - I don't get snow days off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear - I know 65 mph really means 100 - When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck around on the road - The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border) - My governor can kick your governors ass - I can go out at midnight -You jud
Bragging
You know, I don't really like to be boastful, at least not too much. But, living in Las Vegas has allowed me some really cool opportunities to see things that I might never have had the chance to otherwise. Last night, I got to see Eddie Izzard live at The Comedy Festival! What a great show! He was even funnier than I could have hoped for. I swear, I didn't stop laughing for the hour or so that he performed! Anyways, I just wanted to share my good fortune. :)
Bragging About Kids
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy.He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.' The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.' The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he starte
Bragging
MY DAUGHTER IS SO SMART, I'M SO PROUD OF HER, SHE IS LEARNING TO READ, I AM TEACHING HER AND IT DOES GET AGREVATEING BUT NEVER THE LESS SHE IS DOING THA THANG. SHE IS LEARNING SLOWLY BUT SURELY, SHE ISN'T EVEN FIVE YET AND SHE CAN READ A LITTLE AND SHE CAN WRITE ANYTHING SHE CAN SEE. MY SON IS LEARNING HIS COLORS THROUGH HIS SISTER, I TRIED TO TEACH HIM AND THOUGH HE CAUGHT ON TO SOME HE DIDN'T LEARN AS MUCH FROM ME AS HE DID FROM HIS SISTER, JUST LISTENING TO HER, SHE SAYS THINGS LIKE NO SHAIN I WANT THE GREEN ONE GIVE ME THAT GREEN ONE OVER THERE AND HE WILL GO GET THE OTHER ONE. AND THE NEXT TIME SHE SAYS SHAIN HAND ME THAT GREEN CAR HE GETS THE GREEN ONE, HE TOLD HIS DAD THE OTHER DAD THAT HE WANTED THE ORANGE CHIPS , WHICH IS DORITOES. THAT IS WHAT COURTNEY CALLS THEM, AND HE WOULDN'T EAT ANY OTHER CHIP BUT THE ORANGE ONES. COOL HUH......... IT JUST AMAZES ME WHAT KIDS LEARN FROM EACH OTHER , I GUESS THE BEST TEACHERS ARE OUR KIDS..............
Bragging
I dont think there is anything more sad than a man trying to impress a woman by tellin her about his wealth and success. Nothing is more revolting than bragging, and when a guy mentions to me his huge house, or his paycheck, or whatever it is he thinks would impress the pants off of me, I just wanna puke in my mouth a little and chop his dick like a piece of liver. The sadder part is, that there are women that would swoon and drool over brainless idiots like that. Just pathetic...
Bragging Or Complaining?
I lost my iPod somewhere between my desk and pulling into my driveway from work, yesterday. I used it a TON, and I'm only discovering just how much, in its loss. If nobody turns it in, I have the locate my iPod feature enabled. Already changed all my passwords. Will probably buy a new iPad at xmastime to replace it. Was going to upgrade next year, but this kind of forces my hand.
Brahms Requiem - November 8, 2008
November 10. 2008 12:00AM Splendid Requiem singers foiled by St. Pauls acoustics MUSIC REVIEW By John Zeugner Telegram & Gazette Reviewer Picture The Salisbury Singers perform Brahms German Requiem. (T&G Staff/MARK C. IDE) Heres a fact few people know, and perhaps only music critics need to ponder: For about a dozen years, before he was a famous playwright, George Bernard Shaw paid the rent by writing concert reviews. Shaw had a very nasty way with words. Heres what he wrote June 21, 1891, reviewing Brahms German Requiem: unrestrained by any consciousness on his part of the commonplaceness of his ideas, which makes his tone poetry all but worthless, or of the lack of constructive capacity which makes his absolute music incoherent. He is quite capable of writing half a dozen more Requiems, all as insufferable as this one. ... Given the strength of Shaws acidic convictions, its doubtful even the magnificence, ambition and professional sheen of the Salisbury
Brain Surgery!!
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.." The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much mo
Braised Beef Roast
4 to 5 lb. boned rump or sirloin roast beef Flour Salt and pepper 2 onions, sliced 1/2 c. blackberry brandy 1 (10 oz.) can tomato puree 1 c. beef bouillon 1/2 c. water Pinch of thyme Pinch of marjoram Salt and pepper as needed Rub meat with flour, salt and pepper. Brown all sides in roasting pan over high heat. Add onions and cook until golden brown. Add 1/2 cup brandy, tomato puree, bouillon, water, herbs and seasonings. Cook, covered, in a 350 degree oven about 3 1/2 hours. Add bouillon as needed.
Brain Discount
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the actual brain yourselves.." The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?" The doctor smi
Brain Study
Insufficient Brain Study Do you suffer from a rare brain disease? A lengthy new study by a South American scientist from Argentina has discovered that people with insufficient brain and sexual activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse. Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late...
Braised Rabbit With Vinegar And Rosemary
Coniglio con Aceto ~ Rabbit is quite popular across Italy, but seems to be particularly so in central Italy in both Lazio and Umbria. :Serves 4 Although rabbit is prepared in a number of ways, my favorite way is to simply braise it in a light sauce after it has been briefly brined in a salt water bath which helps to temper any gamey flavor. 1 (3 Pound) Rabbit, Dressed And Cut Into 10 Pieces 1/4 Cup Sea Salt 3 Tablespoons Sugar 3 Cloves Garlic, Peeled 2 Tablespoons Fresh Rosemary 1/3 Cup White Wine Vinegar Salt & Pepper 1/3 Cup Olive Oil 3/4 Cup White Wine 1/2 Cup Fresh, Chopped Parsley Place the rabbit pieces in a bowl with the salt and sugar, and cover with water. Refrigerate for 1 hour. Drain the rabbit and pat it dry. In a food processor, finely chop together the garlic, rosemary and vinegar. Season the rabbit with salt and pepper. Heat the olive oil in a heavy skillet that will hold all of the rabbit pieces, and brown the rabbit on all sides
Brain Purge
Wal~Mart is being purged from my system. I had crazy dreams last night about endless waves of customers, crates of stock burying me in the backroom, faces of the people I knew there, the narrow aisles, fruitless quests for Telxons and pallet jacks and gathering carts in the insane parking lot.
Brain Pattern
Your Brain's Pattern You have a dreamy mind, full of fancy and fantasy. You have the ability to stay forever entertained with your thoughts. People may say you're hard to read, but that's because you're so internally focused. But when you do share what you're thinking, people are impressed with your imagination. What Pattern Is Your Brain?
Brain Pattern
Your Brain's Pattern You have a dreamy mind, full of fancy and fantasy. You have the ability to stay forever entertained with your thoughts. People may say you're hard to read, but that's because you're so internally focused. But when you do share what you're thinking, people are impressed with your imagination. What Pattern Is Your Brain?
Brain Teaser
Can you find 13 animals hidden in these words? Pheasantoadderaturtleechareelionewtiger Send me a private message or shout out if you think you know the answers.
Brains
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.." The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?" The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the
Brains...
ProfileAnimations.com Listen, you don't have to be a brain surgeon to please your man. Whether you're a Ho or a Housewife; a housewife and a ho; in love with a man or just tryina git da bills paid...one of the best kept secret to keepin a man open on you is giving him GREAT head. Yeah, that's right!! Everyone but Boogie! :-) So, get yo prissy-ass on the floor and suck that mans dick! The nastier and wetter the better!! Here are some tips that are sure to tighten your jaw game and blow his top: 1) "Love what you do" - Don't act all stuck up wit dick in your mouth. Don't be afraid of it. It don't bite. Worst than not giving head is doing it like you really don't want to. *MEN HATE THAT!! 2) "Wear Lip gloss or lipstick" - Not that MAC lipgloss. Yes, it's sexy as hell. And when you're wearing it, it will make a man want to put his body in your mouth, but it's too sticky and it doesn't allow you to move your mouth up and down on th
Brainses
SO I got thsi lobotomy at this places for free hunderd dollars. and a coke. weeeeeeeeeeee! Scooby Doo = Worst Cartoon Ever
Brain Teasers
Brain Teasers 1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him? 2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? 3. There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put all of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers, and still tell which water came from which jug? 4. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away? 5. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday? 6. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual abo
Brain Freeze!!!!!!!
I AM CURRENTLY NOT ANGRY RIGHT NOW!!!! THEREFORE I'M DRAWING A BLANK FOR MY BLOGS. COME ONE PEOPLE!!!! SOMEONE IS BOUND TO BE STUPID IN A NO STUPID ZONE SOONER OR LATER. GUESS I WILL JUST HAVE TO POST HAPPY BLOGS UNTIL THEN.......
Brain Vs. Bronze
Okay, I have noticed the vast amount of naked males who have asked to be my friend. Weeell of course I'll add them....Right? No. Guys, is there a real point about showing your nudeness??? Hmm??? I mean, it's always nice to see a worked up body, when I'm dating that guy, even as friends...that's not really cool. I want to be friends of the mind, not the dark nipples that are jutting out of your pectrals!! Hahahahaha, sorry, I couldn't resist. Sorry, I got off subject. Please gentlemen, cover that lovely skin of your chest with a shirt, even a bra for those who haven't reached Adonis level.
Brain Greathouse
Kiss my ass ........ dont contact me and this acct is no longer in use ..........
Brain Chemistry
Rejoice kids! It's Brain Chemistry weekend. This is the point in the year when my 'anti-straight-edge' life style reaches (one of) it's peaks and I attempt to make contact with higher consciousnesses (word? Fuck it). So I'm planning on sitting somewhere quiet outside and ingesting psilocybin. Shrooms to you. I'll let you know if anything happens. Other than me trippin my nuts off.
Brain Soup
This entry brought to you by: 411 Pizza! No food. No delivery. Just info on what can top a pizza! ----------------------------------------------- What did they find in Jeffrey Dahmer's freezer? Ben and Jerry. ----------------------------------------------- Pop quiz: What did the little Hispanic kid call Herbie the love bug in one of the most recent movies done about the cute little volkswagen? No, it isn't Ese. Get your minds out of the gutter. Speaking of "in the gutter"... A new frozen delight. Cosby loves to eat this little latin treat! J-Lo Pudding pops! Looks like Jennifer Lopez, tastes like, well, Jennifer Lopez! In the frozen foods section, next to the Daddy Puffs. Now, you would think the coyote would eventually catch that goddamned roadrunner, but nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! I swear the cartoon has already been filmed and when the end of the world comes, that's all you'll see on TV. The coyote catching the bird and making himself dinner
Brains Before Beauty
Brain Surgery
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.. " The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"
Brainwaves
Brain Cramps?
Subject: Brain Cramps? BRAIN CRAMPS (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest. `````````````````````````````````` "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey ```````````` "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign. ````````````````````````````````````````````````` "I've never had major knee surgery
Braindead...
Extensive searching through the caverns of my mind I come to the realization that I am no one, I am nothing. Crippling thoughts of negativity corrupt my inner most pleasant hopes. Possabilities of probability negate itself as mental knives stab through what I wish I wasn't...Yet I am. I am braindead.
Brain Teasers
Brain Teasers In this poem there is a message you can find. While looking for it I hope Im am your mind. Its meant for only one person and that person is you. If you look very hard, I know you will find it too. It wont be very easy but then again it could. You can find it if you look real close, like you should. I would give you a hint only then that would make it easier. I want to see if youll give up on my little brain teaser. #2 Would you believe theres a question Im reluctant to ask? Its always on my mind when I see you walk pass. Its not something I can just ask, that wouldnt be polite. You will have to decode this poem, and decode it right. I will give you two clues that will ease the perplextion. You will have to look to find the letters you need. The number of lines should also be under inspection you see. Ive given you all
Brain Teaser
3 MEN GO INTO A HOTEL. THE MAN BEHIND THE DESK SAID THE ROOM IS $30 SO EACH MAN PAID $10 AND WENT TO THE ROOM. A WHILE LATER THE MAN BEHIND THE DESK REALIZED THE ROOM WAS ONLY $25 SO HE SENT THE BELLBOY TO THE 3 GUYS' ROOM WITH $5. ON THE WAY THE BELLBOY COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO SPLIT $5 EVENLY BETWEEN 3 MEN, SO HE GAVE EACH MAN A $1 AND KEPT THE OTHER $2 FOR HIMSELF. THIS MEANT THAT THE 3 MEN EACH PAID $9 FOR THE ROOM, WHICH IS A TOTAL OF $27 ADD THE $2 THAT THE BELLBOY KEPT = $29. WHERE IS THE OTHER DOLLAR?
Brain Damage!!!
Well my friends little guy is a true fighter and i believe that he will perserve in whatever God hands out to him. He is off life support now. he still continues to battle the pnemnioa, but now he has permanent brain damage that has affected all areas of his brain and they are waiting to see if he is blind now too. My friend kelly is very optomstic and upbeat about the whole thing and keeps saying that God must have some sort of plan for her and her family. She is the strongest person that i know to have to go through something in a time like this
Brain Freeze
Being 33 and in college for the second time is harder than it was the first time. I thought I would be better at it now that I was older but, trying to make time for family and getting all the work done just don't work, exspecially when you have a jealous husband that thinks he needs your undivided attention. The kids understand that this is important to me but he has issues about it. yet, he'll say he don't. He don't work, He don't even do the house work on a dailey basis. He Fucked up an had relapsed on his drug use but I am suppose to forgive him and put my wedding rings back on my finger, I don;t think so. Am I wrong for telling him either get the help he needs or get out? Don't get me wrong I love him but I can't put up with him using his weed. I lnow I am better than that. It's Heart breaking to know that He can't stop or things get tough and he goes back to using. How do I get him to stop hurting me and my kids? But keep my gamily together at the same time?
Brainwashed America
And after all is said and done, no Bin Laden. Its all for the Oil baby!
Brain Rot
Not all blog experiments are successful. The Hoopee Holler Gazette is such. Too long and boring. Have to spice up the blogs with some raunchy talk. Give it some fire. I will return to the shorter blogs. Too much reading will contribute to brain rot. I am positive of that. I used to read alot. Look what happened to my considerable brain? It has begun to rot from the decay of all that worthless knowledge. All the bullshit you learned in school. Most of the stuff you never will use during your lifetime. Thar are two ways to get ahead in this competitve world... Brown Nosing and Blow Jobs! Now you know why I am a failure!
Brain Lateralization Test Results
Brain Lateralization Test ResultsRight Brain (52%) The right hemisphere is the visual, figurative, artistic, and intuitive side of the brain.Left Brain (46%) The left hemisphere is the logical, articulate, assertive, and practical side of the brain Are You Right or Left Brained? personality tests by similarminds.com Left brain dominant individuals are more orderly, literal, articulate, and to the point. They are good at understanding directions and anything that is explicit and logical. They can have trouble comprehending emotions and abstract concepts, they can feel lost when things are not clear, doubting anything that is not stated and proven. Right brain dominant individuals are more visual and intuitive. They are better at summarizing multiple points, picking up on what's not said, visualizing things, and making things up. They can lack attention to detail, directness, organization, and the ability to explain their ideas verbally, leaving them unable to communicate ef
Brain Injuries Signature Wound Of Iraq War
Brain injuries plague soldiers by Cary Leider Vogrin In what may be the largest study of its kind by a military installation, Fort Carson has found that 178 of every 1,000 soldiers returning to the post from the Middle East suffered from at least a mild form of traumatic brain injury. As it turns out, TBI may very well be the signature injury of this war, Col. John Cho said Tuesday while announcing the results of a 22-month study that included 13,440 soldiers. The post began screening soldiers for traumatic brain injuries in June 2005. In all, 2,392 of the soldiers analyzed received a TBI diagnosis. The injuries being seen among Fort Carson soldiers are overwhelmingly caused by explosions, said Cho, who commands Evans Army Community Hospital on post... While shock waves from ex- plosions are the leading cause of the injuries, TBI also can be caused by penetrating wounds from bullets or shrapnel. Symptoms associated with mild TBI include headaches, memory l
Brain Teasers
The answers are printed below, but don't you cheat. READY????? Here we go! 01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, Who was that masked man? Invariably,someone would answer, I don't know, but he left this behind. What did he leave behind?___________ 02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. in early 1964, we all watched them on The __________________ Show. 03. "Get your kicks, ___________________." 04. "The story you are about to see if true. The names have been changed___________________." 05. "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, ________________." 06. After the Twist, The Mashed Potato, and the Watusi, we "danced"under a stick that was lowered as low as we could go in a dance called the "_____________." 07. "N_E_S_T_L_E_S", Nestle's makes the very best_______________." 08. Satchmo was America's "Ambassador of Goodwill." Our parents shared this great jazz trumpet play
Brain Quiz
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you if > you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. > The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you > have answered the question! > > 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The correct answer is: > > Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. > > This question tested whether you tend to do simple things > > in an overly complicated way. > > > 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you say, Open the refrigerator, > > put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? > Wrong Answer. > > Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, > > put in the elephant and close the door. > > This tested your ability to think through the repercussions of your > previous actions. > > > 3. The Lion King is hostin
Brain Teaser
See if you can figure out what all of the following words have in common: Banana Dresser Grammar Potato Revive Uneven Voodoo Assess Are you peeking or have you already given up? Give It Another Try You'll kick yourself when you discover the answer. Go back and look at them again; think hard. OK... Here you go....hope you didn't cheat..... This is cool..... SCROLL DOWN Answer: In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter.. Place it at the end of the word....and then spell the word backwards..... It will be the same word. Did you figure it out? Most people do not.
Brainwashed
We hide ourselves as if we are afraid to be acknowledged Scared of the unknown Betrayed by the past Nervous for our future Blending with the present Our minds brainwashed
Brain Wave Undertow
Hidden behind Her pretty face There is a sadness All her own From which There seems to be No one Who has the Patience To keep her Safe Faith and doubt Are now synonyms Dreams coming true Resemble enemies As the next step arrives You instinctively flee Losing yourself I search for the light In your heart of black It is not The first time I have had to show The treasure Its way Off the map
Braindead.
My intellect Struck like a lightning volt Slicing through my veins Cluttering illusions Is the world going insane? an empty glass sits Waiting to be filled My mind wants more knowledge Instead it sits still Despicable world of wickedness From birth to eternity The frigid fear of aloneness Paranoid with no gleam Anxiety intensified My mind a big blur patiently I stagger Will my mind ever learn?
Brain Pattern
Your Brain's Pattern Structured and organized, you have a knack for thinking clearly. You are very logical - and you don't let your thoughts get polluted with emotions. And while your thoughts are pretty serious, they're anything from boring. It's minds like yours that have built the great cities of the world! What Pattern Is Your Brain?
Brain Transplant
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. 'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces. 'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.' The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, 'Well, how much does a brain cost?' The doctor quickly responded, '$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain.' The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, 'Why is the male brain so much more?'
Brain Pattern Blogthing
Your Brain's Pattern You have a tempered, reasonable way of thinking. You tend to take every new idea in, and meld it with your world view. For you, everything is always changing. Each moment is different. Your thinking process tends to be very natural - with no beginnings or endings. What Pattern Is Your Brain?
Brains
Brain Tattoo (adult Sensual)
Sweetness, you've been busy You've been neglecting me. I know you are...required, so I've waited patiently. Tonight belongs to us and we're here all alone, There will be no distractions, once I disconnect the phone. Have you forgotton me? I'll make you remember. We can re-ignite our fire that has become an ember. So honey close your eyes relax and be in me. Let me lead you on the way to our night of ecstasy. Are those restraints to tight? You know they're made of silk. I want to show you pleasures everyone is free of guilt. Now I'll place the blindfold over your sexy eyes. It's not time for you to see, just feel me in your mind. As I explore your mouth my taste buds come alive. You taste so warm and sweet, like honey from a hive. My lips move on your chest I taste your salty skin. You moan as I move lower be prepared to moan again. I lie between your legs and nibble on your thighs. I watch as your desire grows right before my eyes.
Brain Challenge
This is weird, but interesting! fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
Brain Power
"Even if you're not a genius, you can use the same strategies as Aristotle and Einstein to harness the power of your creative mind and better manage your future." The following eight strategies encourage you to think productively, rather than reproductively, in order to arrive at solutions to problems. "These strategies are common to the thinking styles of creative geniuses in science, art, and industry throughout history." The practice of genius (Guide blog #1) 1. Look at problems in many different ways, and find new perspectives that no one else has taken (or no one else has publicized!) Leonardo da Vinci believed that, to gain knowledge about the form of a problem, you begin by learning how to restructure it in many different ways. He felt that the first way he looked at a problem was too biased. Often, the problem itself is reconstructed and becomes a new one. 2. Visualize! When Einstein though
Brain Teaser Test
Congratulations! Your score is in the 91st percentile. This means that if one hundred people took the test with you, your score would rank higher than 90 of them on average. When we analyzed your test, we also discovered that when it comes to linguistic-mathematical ability, you measure in the 100th percentile. This score indicates you have unusually strong abilities when it comes to understanding numerical representation in words or "word problems." You're highly proficient at translating words into numbers. This can be very useful when solving a problem in real life. When people are discussing a vague problem that needs a specific solution, you're able to cut through the extraneous information to a clear answer.
Brainses
I tied a piece of string to my brain, so that if I ever lost it I could follow the string. Turns out I don't tied very good knots when my brain is outside my damn brain case. Of course now it don't make no nevermind.
Brain Scans Reveal Why Meditation Works
If you name your emotions, you can tame them, according to new research that suggests why meditation works. Brain scans show that putting negative emotions into words calms the brain's emotion center. That could explain meditations purported emotional benefits, because people who meditate often label their negative emotions in an effort to let them go. Psychologists have long believed that people who talk about their feelings have more control over them, but they don't know why it works. UCLA psychologist Matthew Lieberman and his colleagues hooked 30 people up to functional magnetic resonance imaging (fMRI) machines, which scan the brain to reveal which parts are active and inactive at any given moment. They asked the subjects to look at pictures of male or female faces making emotional expressions. Below some of the photos was a choice of words describing the emotionsuch as angry or fearfulor two possible names for the people in the pictures, one male name an
Brain Fart
I don't really now why I'm writing right now after all this time but I feel the need to do something productive. Besides, it helps me sort my thoughts out. I'm not as articulate as I'd like to be but hopefully I'm getting there. It's just been so long since I've been able to get shit out and I'm completely overwhelmed. I mean, I know it's impossible to control my feelings. bottle them up and hide them from the world? Yes, but making them go away at will just isn't possible. Unfortunately it takes a while to accept that. To fully understand that I can't control every aspect of my life. How I perceive myself and others and how other perceive me and themselves. I can't change that. I never could. If that was the case then I wouldn't be so out of it. Well, hell if I could've done that then I wouldn't be so fucking emo all the time. But I am and that's the way it is. So I'm in love. Or at least, I thought I was. Maybe, I'm actually not too sure now.It's that whole accep
Brain Teasers
DON'T CHEAT Study the five brain teasers. Then, see if you can answer without looking at the answers below. Very interesting! 1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him? 2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go Out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner tgether. How can this be? 3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away? 4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday? 5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it.
Brain Aches
My giant brain aches. I blame the stupid.
Brain Injury
I was going through my day today, and something came to my mind. Many of us take lifes, seemingly ordinary things for granted!!! Just think if you were unable to drive because you wouldn't be able to concentrate with all the hub-bub going on. Or if you wern't able to hang your own clothes out to dry after the wash. People go through thier lives with these, and much worse syptoms. So I just ask you, next time you see someone who's haveing trouble with something easy, don't judge them untill you have walked a mile in thier shoes.
Brainses
Every time someone says "memories" my brain thinks "mammaries". Not in a "good god I need to see boobs" kind of way. But rather in a "how odd that those two words sound so similar and yet one has an extra 'm'." Or something.
**brain Twisters**
1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him? 2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? 3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away? 4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday? 5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But
Brains, Parents & Therapists
In the not too distant past I was asked by a writer living in Nova Scotia what is it like to be smart? I don't think I'm all that smart; invariably I do things periodically that remind me just how little I know about a great many things. I know just enough to irritate myself about how a situation should be, how actions ought to be done, how things could have been built better. Last week my father called me and asked how I was feeling? I told him I was feeling down. Why he asked, I was educated, healthy, relatively good looking? I was living better than most people; I could have been the guy that makes little, sitting in a trailer catching a beer buzz. That guy is living a small life, living in a limited world. I answered that might be the case but he might be happy in his world. Where I know I am not. Being somewhat smart is a damnation, a bitter pill that's handed to me everyday, my very own personal hell able to imagine a better world but unable to access it. Since Janu
Brain Teaser
Study the five brain teasers. Then, see if you can answer without looking at the answers. Very interesting! Don't look at answers! 1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him? 2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? 3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away? 4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday? 5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. Looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with
Brainbox - Down Man
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You're especially thoughtful today, and ought to find that people are more willing to give you the space you need to figure out what's really going on in your family. Your intuition should be right on. i dont even know what thats supposed to mean. i watched For Keeps today. prolly not the smartest thing i could've done. kinda messed my thought process up a lil bit. gee...colour me surprised there eh? ha. maybe its more of... its the final countdown. 3 days. i cant even process that. ima bundle of ever spreading nerves. i like knowing...how things are gonna go how things are gonna be i like to know the answer before the question. when something is residing in the world of 'gray' instead of my safety 'black & white' such things just arent possible. if there was a way for me to just accept that.. i think i'd prolly do it. but thats...just not me. and i'd rather be me... i think... no im pretty sure. sure theres things about myself i dont like but as a w
Brain Quiz
You Are 25% Left Brained, 75% Right Brained The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning. Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others. If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic. Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet. The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility. Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way. If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art. Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports. Are You Right or Left Brained?
Brain Haemorrhage
The Brain Haemorrhage Ingredients Strawberry schnapps Grenadine Bailey's Irish Cream Liqueur Method Pour 3/4 of an ounce of chilled strawberry schnapps into a glass Plop in a dash of Grenadine Carefully add some chilled Bailey's to the mix Stand back and watch what happens. If your stomach is still OK with this, drink it down.
Brain Stuff.....
1 Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. 2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward? 3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables? 4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside? 5. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle? 6. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters " dw" and they are all common words. Name two of them. 7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least half of them? 8. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh. 9
Brain Cells
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back of the herd that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole herd is maintained or even improved by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can operate only as fast as the slowest brain cells through which the electrical signals pass. Recent emiological studies have shown that while excessive intake of alcohol kills off brain cells, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. Thus, regular consumption of spirits helps eliminate the weaker cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. The result of this in-depth study verifies and validates the causal link between all-weekend parties and job-related performance. It also explains why, after a few short years of completing university studi
Brain Teasers
Study the five brain teasers. Then, see if you can answer without looking at the answers. Very interesting! Don't look at answers! 1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose among three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him? 2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? 3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away? 4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday? 5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it.
Brain Ninjas!
HAHA Ahh, young love. This was me and Shaun earlier today. REL
Braille Is Worthless
.:..: :..:.:. :. :. .: ::. .: (Braille is worthless) When a man pays his hard earned dollars so that blind people can find their way out of libraries, you know it's time to start murdering cripples. I went to the library to pick out a new self help book. While I was waiting for the elevator doors to open, some braille dots caught my eye next to the buttons on the wall. The first thing that occured to me was "What are blind people doing in a library?" This made me think, and as my anger and frusteration increased, I came to the conclusion that even if blind people had a use for a library, having braille on an elevator is redundant because there are only two buttons - up and down. Instead of feeling twenty little metal beads, blind people just have to feel for a couple giant dots. What a waste of tax money. Thinking further about how much people like Hellen Keller piss me off, I got an idea to get back at all the disgruntled handicapped folk who petitioned the government to u

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