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The Cab Ride
Twenty years ago, I drove a cab for a living. When I arrived at 2:30 a.m., the building was dark except for a single light in a ground floor window. Under these circumstances, many drivers would just honk once or twice, wait a minute, and then drive away. But I had seen too many impoverished people who depended on taxis as their only means of transportation. Unless a situation smelled of danger, I always went to the door. This passenger might be someone who needs my assistance, I reasoned to myself. So I walked to the door and knocked. "Just a minute", answered a frail, elderly voice. I could hear something being dragged across the floor. After a long pause, the door opened. A small woman in her 80's stood before me. She was wearing a print dress and a pillbox hat with a veil pinned on it, like somebody out of a 1940s movie. By her side was a small nylon suitcase. The apartment looked as if no one had lived in it for years. All the furniture was covered with sheets. There were no clock

The Cab Ride
The Cab Ride by analyzeme2 © I smelt her before I ever saw here. The sweet succulent cologne she wore wafted through the air as she walked briskly past me, my backside to her, making its way into my nasal cavity causing my head to snap in her direction. "What is it?" April, the friend I was talking to asked me. "Did you smell that?" I asked with a sense of urgency, like I was asking if she knew whether the shot that killed Kennedy came from the schoolbook depository or the grassy knoll. "Smell what?" She responded with a questioning look in her eye. "That woman who just walked by. Do you know her?" I asked referring to the strong sexy butch that was now standing at the bar ordering a drink. "Can't say that I've ever seen her before. But fuck, she's hot." April replied as her eyes examined the specimen who had introduced herself to me with her pheromones. "You're kidding, right? You fucking know everyone, but you don't know who she is?" I was hopping April was giving

The Cab Ride
Twenty years ago, I drove a cab for a living. One time I arrived in the middle of the night for a pick up at a building that was dark except for a single light in a ground floor window. Under these circumstances, many drivers would just honk once or twice, wait a minute, then drive away. But I had seen too many impoverished people who depended on taxis as their only means of transportation. Unless a situation smelled of danger, I always went to the door. This passenger might be someone who needs my assistance, I reasoned to myself. So I walked to the door and knocked. "Just a minute," answered a frail, elderly voice. I could hear something being dragged across the floor. After a long pause, the door opened. A small woman in her 80's stood before me. She was wearing a print dress and a pillbox hat with a veil pinned on it, like somebody out of a 1940s movie. By her side was a small nylon suitcase. The apartment looked as if no one had lived in it for years. All the furniture was cove

The Cab Ride
THE CAB RIDE Twenty years ago, I drove a cab for a living. One night I took a fare at 2 :30 am , when I arrived to collect, the building was dark except for a single light in a ground floor window. Under these circumstances, many drivers would just honk once But I had seen too many impoverished people who depended on taxis as their only means of transportation.. Unless a situation smelled of danger, I always went to the door. This passenger might be someone who needs my assistance, I reasoned to myself. So I walked to the door and knocked. 'Just a minute', answered a frail, elderly voice. I could hear something being dragged across the floor. After a long pause, the door opened. A small woman in her 80's s tood before me. She was wearing a print dress and a pill box hat with a veil pinned on it, like somebody out of a 1940's movie. By her side was a small nylon suitcase The apartment looked as if no one had lived

The Cab Ride
The Cab Ride So I walked to the door and knocked. 'Just a minute', answered a frail, elderly voice. I could hear something being dragged across the floor. After a long pause, the door opened. A small woman in her 90's stood before me. She was wearing a print dress and a pillbox hat with a veil pinned on it, like somebody out of a 1940s movie. By her side was a small nylon suitcase. The apartment looked as if no one had lived in it for years. All the furniture was covered with sheets. There were no clocks on the walls, no knickknacks or utensils on the counters. In the corner was a cardboard box filled with photos and glassware. Would you carry my bag out to the car?' she said. I took the suitcase to the cab, then returned to assist the woman. She took my arm and we walked slowly toward the curb. She kept thanking me for my kindness. 'It's nothing', I told her. 'I just try to treat my passengers the way I would want my mother treated'. 'Oh, you're such a good bo

Cabrera Now Leads The American League With A .333 Average
DETROIT -- Miguel Cabrera is making a late push for the Triple Crown -- and if he keeps swinging like this, the Detroit Tigers could still have a shot in the AL Central. Victor Cruz Authentic Jersey . Cabrera homered twice, including a grand slam in the eighth inning, and the Tigers routed the Oakland Athletics 12-2 on Tuesday night. Detroit lost right-hander Max Scherzer after only two innings to fatigue in his throwing shoulder, but an MRI revealed no structural damage. The Chicago White Sox beat Kansas City to remain three games ahead of Detroit atop the division, taking something away from Cabreras big night. "Our job is to win games. Theres no talk about personal numbers," Cabrera said. "Hopefully we can get a good winning streak." Cabrera now leads the American League with a .333 average and 129 RBIs. He also has a career-high 40 homers -- two behind Josh Hamilton for the top spot. The last Triple Crown winner was Carl Yastrzemski in 1967. "Thats a hard thing to do.

Cabrera In Sabermetrics. "its Not Like
DETROIT -- If Ron Gardenhire had a vote for AL MVP, he would cast it for Miguel Cabrera. Julio Jones Nike Jersey . "Im just tipping my hat to Cabrera, hes the best player in this league," the Minnesota manager said Friday before the series opener in Detroit was postponed by rain. "Hes going for a Triple Crown, thats an MVP season. His team is in a playoff hunt not solely dependent on him, but hes the reason theyre in it right now." The Tigers gained ground in the playoff race hours after the washout, pulling within 1 1/2 games of AL Central-leading Chicago when the White Sox lost 6-2 at the Los Angeles Angels. Detroit also moved within 5 1/2 games of Oakland for the second wild card. The rainout will be made up Sunday night as part of a doubleheader. Detroit will send Doug Fister (9-9) to the mound Saturday afternoon -- not Rick Porcello, who was scheduled to start Friday night -- and the Twins plan to stick with Samuel Deduno (6-4) in the series opener. The Tigers will pitch Drew Smyl

. Cabrera Also
LOS ANGELES -- The Dodgers have declined to exercise their 2013 options on outfielder Juan Rivera, reliever Todd Coffey and backup catcher Matt Treanor. Justin Tucker Vapor Jersey . Rivera is due a $500,000 buyout since the club turned down his $4 million option. He batted .244 with 47 RBIs while switching between left field and first base in his first season with Los Angeles. Coffey was 1-0 with a 4.66 ERA. The right-hander missed the second half of the season after undergoing his second elbow ligament-replacement surgery. He is due a $300,000 buyout after the Dodgers declined his $2.5 million option. Treanor batted .175 while appearing in 36 games as the backup to A.J. Ellis. He was bought out of his $950,000 salary for $150,000. Torrey Smith Super Bowl Jersey . Hingis, a winner of five Grand Slam singles titles, won consecutive singles titles in Canada in 1999 and 2000, the latter tournament in Montreal. The 31-year-old Swiss great addressed the Uniprix Stadium crowd in French, attr

Cacciatore-style Chicken Bake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 40 min Makes: 6 servings 1-2/3 cups hot water 1 pkg. (6 oz.) STOVE TOP Stuffing Mix for Chicken 1-1/2 lb. boneless skinless chicken breasts, cut into bite-sized pieces 1 small each: red and green pepper, chopped 1 small onion, chopped 1 jar (14 oz.) spaghetti sauce PREHEAT oven to 425°F. Add hot water to stuffing mix; stir just until moistened. Set aside. PLACE chicken, peppers and onions in 13x9-inch baking dish; mix lightly. Pour spaghetti sauce over chicken mixture; top with prepared stuffing. BAKE 30 min. or until chicken is cooked through. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Jazz It Up Sprinkle with KRAFT 100% Grated Parmesan Cheese, if desired. Substitute Substitute 2 cups of your favorite frozen mixed vegetable medley for the peppers. NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition Bonus: Serve your loved ones this low calorie, low-fat Italian inspired dish. As an added bonus, the peppers provide a good source of vitamin C.

Cacharel Relance Ses Montres Pour 2013
Cacharel continue sur la lancée de son repositionement stratégique. Au premier épisode, la marque française se séparait du groupe Aeffe. Pour 2013, Cacharel relance ses montres sous la bannière du groupe Ambre, disant au revoir à Christian Bernardmontre led . 2013, année de renouveau pour Cacharel ? Il semblerait bien. En effet, la maison française souhaite repartir sur de nouvelles bases et continue son repositionement stratégique. La marque a déjà mis fin, "d'un commun accord", à sa collaboration avec le groupe italien Aeffe, qui s'occupait de la ligne prêt-à-porter femme. Après avoir annoncé que Cacharel deviendrait Cacharel Paris pour une garde-robe plus accessible, la maque relance son offre de montres pour 2013. Cacharel se sépare cette fois-ci du groupe Christian Bernard, jusque-là producteur et distributeur des montres haut de gamme pour femme. Son nouveau partenaire est le groupe Ambre, à qui l'on doit déjà les montres Zadig & Voltaire, Kookaï ou encore Vicomte A. Dans un st

Caciucco (fish Stew)
Preparation: 1 hour Cooking: 1 hour Difficulty: Medium SERVES 6-8 PEOPLE In Italy there are many varieties of fish stew, probably one for each region on the coastline. Each one has a distinct regional name: cacciucco, ciuppin, burrida, brodetto friulano are just some of the ones I can name. Furthermore, the recipes can also vary from town to town or even family to family depending on the local culinary traditions, the type of fish available etc.; but this is Italy and you will never find the Italians all agreeing on something! Here, I am going to show how to prepare the caciucco, my favourite, which you can taste if you have the chance to go to the town of Livorno in Tuscany. This dish is similar to the French "Bouillabaisse." Now, to keep it simple, a good Italian fish stew requires a mix of white fish and shellfish. You need some whole fish called "pesce con lisca" (whole fish with bones) that you will only use for enhancing the stock and some fish called "pesce da

*cacklesquawk*
There are people going 'round with I'm not here defaultphotos and (temporarily) no images, appearing to be deleted but visible in the top bar, which made me go "?!??!!!!?" (dit-dit-dash indeed) - it confused me yesterday when I saw one... -now- I get it... ... it's a club, a family, eh, who cares, it has an explanation after a Manor in Speaking (UK)...

Cacoon
Why must I feel the way I do With chains and shackles Around my shoes The cacoon of an innocent Holds the world in the palm of their hand As it hatches through pain of one's own eyes Everything crumbles into ash Tearing away from one's body Tearing away from one's pleasure All fails within one abyss Beauty so pleasant Sweetly sounding of the winds Scream unto me with your bliss Of nightmares on end scorch the mindless Forever you shall burn Down your broken trail A path so distant With no light leading Waking up with a memory Morning lights up the blackened sky As another day comes around A void in the middle of a broken heart Reaching to hold onto you Grasping the hallway stairs Leading to the torture Of a chained massacre The noose swinging From where I jumped Lyes a disgruntled figure Blood covers the floors That you walk upon Clawing the scales of time Where you once loved Does she love you like I do I can't let go I can't get out Haunting your

Cadaver King
I remember holding you and loving you. Tearing you, killing you. The beauty of your smile as you bled in my arms. It tasted so sweet when the oceans poured out from your mouth and into my gut. I aged from birth to eternity in moments. Decay in your embrace. A decade in your embrace. The words you spoke are mildewed. The photographs are collecting dust. I'll join you soon. These sorts of stories always went down best when sealed shut with rust.

Ca Daring
It is believed that Miss Californa lost the 2009 Miss America/USA contest because how she answered a question on gay marriage. When asked her opinion, Miss CA said she believed that marriage should only be between a man and a woman. What surprised the crowd wasn't her answer but that it was someone from CA that didn't support gay marriage. I guess Californians are sterotyped into all of them being Liberal, pro-gay and she simply didn't fit that sterotype. My View: Miss CA was brave for answering the question honestly. The Miss America/USA contest people should question contestants but not on public policy issues. This question was a gotcha question set to embarrasse her by the blogger who asked her. In the end, Miss Ca is getting good press while the winner Miss NC isn't even getting press time.

Caddy Comments
# 10 -- Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?" # 9 -- Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth." # 8 -- Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now." # 7 -- Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?" Caddy: "Eventually." # 6 -- Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." Caddy: "I don't think so sir. T hat would be too much of a coincidence." # 5 -- Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction." Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass." # 4 -- Golfer: "How do you like my game?" Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf." # 3 -- Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?" Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day." # 2 -- Golfer: "This is the worst course I'

Caddy Girls
Grr I started talking to this guy at work as a friend. He comes to hang out and i told my friend at work cuz i know she likes him and I don't want her thinking i back stabbed her. And next day shit starts going around how i said he wanted to fuck me how we slept together this and that and none of it's true and now he's pissed at me and wont talk to me I say fuck him and fuck those caddy fucking bitches at work along with him. I don't need drama i got enough at home. GRRRR FUCK PEOPLE MAN THEY SUCK!

Caddy's In A Contest Help Me Bomb It!!!
Hey All... My Wonderful Cat Caddy aka Cadillac is in a Pimp Your Pet Contest... and I realllllly need all of your help!!! (CLICK THE PICTURE BELOW TO HELP BOMB IT) Rates are counted as well... Thanks! [ fubar.com photo: 3563640352 ]

64 Caddilac
for sale all original 64 caddy only 3 owners be the 4th onwer of the awsome car its clean inside and out there r no tares in the upholstery it has a 429 engine wit 340 hsp it has only 96k runs like a champ its has all the orig paper work that came with it sales slips and orig owner manual it has black and white leather and black brocade black carpet no a/c 25k in real cash obo leave me a msg if u want to own this awsome car

Cadence
We are lining ledges and bridges. We are concocting poisons in our kitchens. We are turning our exhaust pipes inside out. We are shaking out all of our pills. We are hanging ropes and cords. We are bathing with our toasters. We are pinching razors at our wrists. We are sucking gun barrels. Sound off.

Cade & Mommy
A 3-year-old tells all from his mother's restroom stall. By Shannon Popkin My little guy, Cade, is quite a talker. He loves to communicate and does it quite well. He talks to people constantly, whether we're in the library, the grocery store or at a drive-thru window. People often comment on how clearly he speaks for a just-turned-3-year-old. And you never have to ask him to turn up the volume. It's always fully cranked. There've been several embarrassing times that I've wished the meaning of his words would have been masked by a ! not-so- audible voice, but never have I wished this more than last week at Costco. Halfway, through our shopping trip, nature called, so I took Cade; with me into the restroom. If you'd been one of the ladies in the restroom that evening, this is what you would have heard coming from the second to t he last stall: 'Mommy, areou gonna go potty? Oh! Why are you putting toiwet paper on the potty, Mommy? Oh! You gonna sit down on DA toiwet

1950 Cadillac For Sale
1950 Cadillac restore project, took the original motor out to swap with a chevy 350, never got the motor or the time, so the car sits motor less and transmission less. No body damage minus some rust. Interior is non existent. All gutted and ready for a new start.... see my pics for car pics $2000 or maybe trade for something.

Caduceus Cellars/merkin Vineyards
https://vino.caduceus.org/ Wine can of their wits the wise beguile, make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.˜Homer No, not Homer Simpson. Homer the Greek poet. I've taken a jog in the pathway of my life. It was entirely directed by the efforts and interests of another poet. Maynard James Keenan. He speaks softly to my soul with his words and music and it is my pleasure to see what other aspects of life he can offer to my wondering eyes. Specifically - wine. He has a couple of vineyards near Jerome, Arizonia and here is where he makes his potions. I intend to use my untutored taste buds in order to give the commonplace take on what he offers. My opinion can only be mine, however, and you may experience these same wines in a very different way. Anubus - 2010: This wine was pleasing to me. It was initially sweet, but then seemed to disappear from my tongue with a tangy acidity. It felt as if my tongue were dry, perhaps as dry as some Egyptian desert, or as dry as t

Caela's Thank-you Gift
Caela's Thank-You Gift by LucyCanyon © Caela rang the bell and waited expectantly. She had been planning this for a while and whilst she was looking forward to seeing Andy's reaction she was still a little apprehensive. The speaker clicked and Andy's slightly disembodied voice asked who it was. When Caela replied the door was unlocked and Caela entered the building. A voice from the first floor told her to come on up and Andy's familiar face appeared over the banister as she started to ascend. "Fantastic to see you, can't believe its more than two months since you left us, come on in," was Andy's opening enthusiastic burst. Caela carried on up and followed Andy into his large but modestly furnished office. Caela had worked for Andy for over a year, mainly administration but some other work as well. Although not in the same office they had developed a friendly relationship based on banter and a wicked but shared sense of humour. Caela had felt sad when she managed to get a job

Caesar Salad
1-2 good sized heads romaine lettuce 2-3 inches anchovie paste (squeezed from a tube, probably 1-2 Tbsp) 3-5 cloves garlic, or to taste 1 egg, coddled 4-5 shakes Worcestershire sauce salt fresh ground black pepper 1 lemon olive oil 2-3 handfuls fresh grated parmesan cheese croutons Wash the lettuce thoroughly. Spin dry. Start heating up a small pan of water. Squeeze some anchovie paste into a large wooden salad bowl. Press a couple of garlic cloves in. With a spoon, smear the anchovie/garlic paste mix around the bottom/sides of the bowl. By now the water should be boiling. Drop in a room-temp raw egg, wait 60 seconds. Remove from the water and crack the egg into the salad bowl. Salt and pepper the egg, shake in some Worcestershire sauce. Whisk it all together. Ream the juice of one lemon into the bowl. (Again, more or less to taste). Whisk some more. Add olive oil in little spurts, whisking between spurts, until you get the right consistency -- the oil doesn

Caesar Cod
1/2 to 2/3 pound cod fillets 1/4 cup light mayonnaise 2 tablespoons grated Parmesan cheese 1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground pepper 1/2 cup fresh bread crumbs 3 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley Lemon wedges Heat oven to 450°. Spray square baking dish with nonstick cooking spray and lay cod in dish. Combine mayonnaise, Parmesan cheese, lemon juice, salt and pepper in small bowl. Combine bread crumbs and parsley in another small bowl. Pour the mayonnaise mixture over the fish, then sprinkle with the bread crumb mixture. Bake about 10 minutes or until fish is cooked through and bread crumbs begin to brown. Serve with lemon wedges. Serves 2.

Caesar Chicken Pasta
Pasta in a light Caesar sauce topped with crisp, browned croutons. Caesar Chicken Pasta 7 ounces (2 cups) uncooked dried penne pasta 2 cups chopped cooked chicken 3/4 cup creamy Caesar salad dressing 1/2 cup reduced sodium chicken broth 1/3 cup chopped green onions 1/4 cup finely chopped red pepper 1 1/2 cups (6 ounces) mozzarella cheese, shredded 1 1/2 cups Caesar-seasoned croutons 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese 1. Heat oven to 350°F. Cook pasta according to package directions. Drain. 2. Meanwhile, combine all remaining ingredients except croutons and Parmesan cheese in large bowl. Add cooked pasta; stir to combine. 3. Spoon pasta mixture into ungreased 2-quart round casserole. Top with croutons and Parmesan cheese. Bake for 20 to 25 minutes or until heated through and croutons are golden brown. Makes 6 (1 1/4-cup) servings. Tip: Pasta is made from a durum wheat flour called semolina and com

Cafepress.com.. Im Not Dead
Hey everyone! im still here and Mayhem is alive and kicking. I have completely scratched me doing it ALL BY HAND! So anything that isnt splattered painted will be sold on cafepress.com/mayhemclothinginc which isnt ready yet. Im still working out the kinks. so bear with me! I'll still have the jeans sold on here. I am also doing my own clothes from scratch! clubbing clothes and comfy clothes! it'll vary! so keep tuned in! xo's Amber

Cafe Culture Goes Canine
By Lorraine OrlandiFri Nov 17, 8:29 AM ET Patrons smoke and gossip into the night. Some sip cafe latte from sleek china cups. Others pant and drool and lick the floor. All are valued customers at Mexico City's Bow-Wow Deli. The tiny corner cafe in an up-and-coming residential neighborhood caters lovingly to dogs, although people are welcome, too. Inspired by similar establishments in Japan, it may be the surest sign yet that this developing nation of more than 100 million people -- and countless dogs -- has one leg planted squarely in the First World. The spare decor is understatedly chic. Whimsical sales displays hold $100 hand-woven dog collars imported from Germany and rhinestone covered leash grips. The menu offers gourmet coffee, green tea and, for four-legged foodies, homemade ostrich liver biscuits and cakes with mashed-potato icing. Some clients may have a pedigree, others a hazier though no less noble lineage. But the rules apply to all -- no leash, no ser

Cafe Terrace At Night
OH MY GAWD....I love this picture!~ Cafe Terrace at Night From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Redirected from The Café Terrace on the Place du Forum, Arles, at Night) Jump to: navigation, search Cafe Terrace at Night Vincent van Gogh, 1888 Oil on canvas 81 × 65.5 cm Kröller-Müller Museum, Otterlo Cafe Terrace at Night, also known as The Cafe Terrace on the Place du Forum, is a painting by the Dutch artist Vincent van Gogh which he rendered in Arles, France in September 1888. Van Gogh used oil paint on canvas and the painting is 81 × 65.5 cm (32" × 26"). The painting is currently at the Kröller-Müller Museum in Otterlo, Netherlands. In the painting Van Gogh expressed his new impressions from southern France and the painting depicts a café in Arles, then Café Terrace and is now renamed to Café van Gogh. The style of the painting is unique for Van Gogh with the warmth of colours and the depth of the perspective. This is the first painting in which he used starry bac

Cafe Del Mar
I've been so immersed in my love for ambient extractions and chillout, downtempo mixes, that I've nearly made my mind up that my next overseas destination or vacation (if I can tear myself away from Missoula) will be Ibiza and the Café del Mar.Now, you're probably saying WTF, what the heck is he talking about? Well, unless you know world geography as well as a few of my readers, currently or ever have lived in Southern Europe or follow the genre, then you might need some help. Allow me to enlighten you.Café del Mar is a bar located in San Antonio, Ibiza. Tourists flock there on a daily basis during the summer to view the beautiful sunset. Café del Mar is the original "sunset bar" in San Antonio opened by Ramón Guiral, Carlos Andrea, and José Les in 1978. Part of watching the sunset is the music described as ambient, easy listening instrumental music. The bar originally sold their own tapes of the music but a series of Café del Mar CDs have been sold. Currently (as of 2006) there are 13

The Cafe Test
You Are Expressive During your downtime, you like to develop ideas and work on creative projects. You secretly wish that you could be a more successful person. Being rich is a dream of yours. You are realistic about the world. You may have challenges that come your way, but you can overcome them. You are inspired by high energy. Being around other creative, productive people really motivates you. The Cafe Test The First Rule of Blogthings Is: You Don't Talk About Blogthings

The Cafe In My Street
Many years ago I used to hang out in a wee Italian Café in Shettleston where I was born. It’s a small place Shettleston; it’s the kinda place where if the full moon gets reflected in the local pond, people threw in dead cats to see if they will be resurrected in its magical waters. I am exaggerating, it’s not that mental. But the locals were ‘special’ in some ways. This café I want to tell you about was a small affair and was owned by an Italian family called the Matteo’s. There were two middle aged sisters, one called Anna and the other called Ella. Anna wore a tall white pompadour curly wig which sat tall on her head like one of those profiterole towers often fashionable at cheap weddings. Ella wore a tall dark one in much the same unusual style. Both were pencil thin and wore heavy black eye make up and big dark beauty spot stabbed on their top lip. Both in skin tight leopard skin clothing. I adored both these sultry sexy w

Caffeine
Pour shame all over us Harden into a crust - - - cement - - - Forget the glamour and Mumble a jackhammer - - - under your breath - - - Hide your face in the curtains Better unsaid, so close And it rolls off the tongue ALMOST The world expects the pose Perfectly natural - - - loosen up - - - Smearing wet concrete And swearing you'll never be - - - caught - - - At your weakest, etched in stone And we're frozen here, peeking ALMOST, sweet talk, CAFFEINE Make contact Up to my neck I confess in quicksand "But it's so easy for you" "There's always one thing" "Do you have something to tell me?" "Say something" "Anything" "I'm warning you" "I'm warning you" "I'm fucking you" "I'm warning you" "Relax" "It's just a phase" "You'll grow out of it" Believe anything anyone ever tells you It's not funny any more It's thing you hate the most The thing you hate the most The thing you hate ALMOST

The Caffeine Experiment - Doctor's Results
(Originally Posted on May 10, 2006)Okay, here's what's going on with the experiment. The subject got back from the doctor and said the doctor thinks he (the subject) is anemic. That fits with the tiredness and the splitting headaches.The subject now has a date set for lab work to check to see if he is anemic.(Although I admit that I am glad I didn't have anything to do with the experiment at this point.) tag: humor, funny, coffee, work, prank, experiment, health

Caffeine Experiment - Pill Popper
(Originally Posted on May 15, 2006)Late last week, I found out the subject of the experiment is taking vitamins with iron in case he is anemic. The experimenters here are saying that maybe he (the subject) was anemic, just hidden under all the caffeine he was drinking.They have to make themselves look good, I guess. tag: coffee, work, prank, experiment

The Caffeinated Cross
THE CAFFEINATED CROSS Stand, facing east, holding your coffee cup, filled with the mystical brew, in your power hand, and assume a posture of wakeful alertness. Bring your coffee cup to your forehead and intone: "LATTE" Lower your coffee cup to the vicinity of your navel: "MOCHA" Bring your coffee cup to your left shoulder: "CAPPUCHINO" Bring it across to your right shoulder: "FRAPPUCHINO" Clasp your coffee cup in both hands over your heart chakra: "ARABICA, OH MAN!" Extend your arms to the sides, and intone: "BEFORE ME, MRS. OLSON" "BEHIND ME, JUAN VALDEZ" "AT MY RIGHT HAND, M J B" "AT MY LEFT HAND, THE BROTHERS HILLS" "FOR ABOUT ME SWIRLS THE COFFEE AROMA" "WITHIN ME SINGS THE CAFFEINE HIGH" Drink the coffee, in communion with the spirits of the Sacred Coffee Bean. This last step may be usefully repeated as long as you like

Caffiend
Melancholy blue jeans Ripped at the seams Coffee stains on your brain Drivin' you insane Candy in your pocket A sweet sugar rocket A tasty treat, so sticky sweet A high that can't be beat Hot liquid dream Of coffee with cream Lusty sips of hot java That burn like black lava What could be finer Than a caffeine high in an all night diner

The Caffeinated Cross
The following ritual was found in a musty, dusty old fragment of parchment lodged between the musty old pages of a musty, dusty old book in a musty, dusty old library whose musty, dusty old dust hadn't been disturbed by the presence of man in many a musty, dusty old century. It took a great deal of effort to translate the original writings. After months of effort and research in language libraries, it was finally determined that the weird script was not some arcane, forgotten language, but English, written by someone with a very bad case of caffeine jitters. Another fragment indicated that this was once part of a book, entitled "The Mystery of the StarBuck". THE CAFFEINATED CROSS Stand, facing east, holding your coffee cup, filled with the mystical brew, in your power hand, and assume a posture of wakeful alertness. Bring your coffee cup to your forehead and intone: "LATTE" Lower your coffee cup to the vicinity of your navel: "MOCHA" Bring your coffee cup

Caffeine Buzz!
OK, I drank too much caffeine today and got a huge caffeine buzz... So, here I am feeling sick to my stomach with the shakes... and I'm starting to come down, so I'm getting really tired...LOL So what was the point of this blog? I needed something to do with my hands that were going crazy for something to do :) Grrrrr....

Caffine??
all the bullshit you wanted to know about caffine! Caffeine is a naturally occurring stimulant found in the leaves, seeds, or fruit of over sixty plants around the world. Caffeine exists in the coffee bean in Arabia, the tea leaf in China, the kola nut in West Africa, and the cocoa bean in Mexico. Because of its use throughout all societies, caffeine is the most widely used psychoactive substance in the world. The most common caffeine sources in North America and Europe are coffee and tea. Since about 1980, extensive research has been conducted on how caffeine affects health. Most experts agree that moderate use of caffeine (300 milligrams, or about three cups of coffee, per day) is not likely to cause health problems. How Caffeine Affects the Body Caffeine is best known for its stimulant, or "wake-up," effect. Once a person consumes caffeine, it is readily absorbed by the body and carried around in the bloodstream, where its level peaks about one hour after consumption. Caffe

Caffinator
This cup this beverage takes it all away Coffee with caffeine is the assistant of the day When stress arrives and with that comes pain Their is a only a limited list to control the emotions that are insane How can this be? just a few cups and i'm a better me Must be the way it reacts with my meds or sets my mind free For others it drives them wild, acting like a younger child Once again I become calm and mild People cant even sleep with this ingredient in their blood For me I in time become sleepy, on the bed a quick thud Who needs drugs?, who needs beer? Every where their is a coffee place that is near When people die and things go wrong Coffee is there for a while to keep me strong In time we all break down Cannot hide from things by being a clown Is it healthy? is it correct to handle things like this? Let me tell ya probably not, but for a while im in bliss Showing feelings and emotions is hard Most of my life I have been the joker, just like the characte

Caffiene N Nicotine
I smoke, i drink coffee n i swear like a goddamn sailor. ppl say i should quit smoking cause it can kill me, so can many other things. ppl say i should stop drinking coffee cause it can put on weight, so can alot of foods we eat. but not once has someone told me 2 quit swearing...

Caffeine Vs Psychedelics
This is from a quote database my friend got me hooked on. Evader: nothing beats a caffiene high when reading a good bookEvader: kicks the imagination into overdriveQuixote: I'll bet a light dose of psychedelics would beat a caffeine high.Evader: no, then the vowels would segregate from the union and you'd have an alphabetical civil war on your handsEvader: if you REALLY fuck up, the numbers will come in as peacekeepers and proceed to draw out a year long campaign to 'resolve the conflict' while secretly stealing all the punctuation

Cagayan De Oro
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Cagey Kill: My Latest Short Story
Cagey Kill He woke abruptly in a cold sweat. His sheets were wound in a tight wet knot around his body; he shivered as a chill ran from his nape down the length of his spine. Sure there was someone else in the room, he sat up and examined his surroundings; you’re going crazy Jake, just go back to bed, there’s no one else here. And he wrestled with his pillow before falling into an uneasy sleep. He walked down a busy Chicago Street, each step dragging, sluggishly moving along toward his point of destination. He began to speed up as the old familiar feeling of being followed resurfaced. He could feel their eyes boring into his flesh; he could sense them getting closer, close enough to touch him. In a panic he turned around then took a deep breath as his heart resumed its normal pace. Jake. Get off it, there is no one following you. He resumed his ponderings of whether the world is worth what we make it eyes to the pavement, all the while being jostled and bumped by elbows, backpacks,

The Cage
The Cage Hmmmm......Don't know where to start. Can only say that this one loves the cage. What does she love about it.....The hardness, the cold metal, or maybe it is just the pleasure of knowing that you are kept. A kept slave. You are forever in their control unable to leave. You are totally in the power of the other......It is barbaric in many ways but in others it is the fantasy that you are so important to the other person that they must keep you under lock and key so that you do not escape. It is the beautiful bird syndrome. You buy a bird and put that bird in a beautiful cage so that you may keep it with you. You listens to their sounds, you take care of their needs, and you admire them. You are the Master to the bird. Everyone has thought about this.......When has a man not wanted to have a woman locked in the bottle like a genie. This is a cage; not a typical one but it is. When has a woman not wanted to be the genie in the bottle or for that matter have a genie in the bot

Caged
Burning with desire to run free yearning for someone to release me locked up emotions from deep within my mind stranded with the fear of what I may find Broken spirits and shattered dreams There must be more to life than what it seems A side show attraction to laugh and stare Junk and food thrown at me from everywhere Am I young or old... can't remember my age I've been stuck here too long, my home.... this cage. ~Gwendolyn A (Pepper) Coyne August 24, 1999

The Cage
The Cage A man was on the side of the road with a large birdcage. A boy noticed that the cage was full of birds of many kinds. \"Where did you get those birds?\" He asked. \"Oh, all over the place,\" the man replied. \"I lure them with crumbs, pretend I’m their friend then when they are close, I net them and shove them into my cage.\" \"And what are you going to do with them now?\" The man grinned, \"I’m going to prod them with sticks, and get them really mad so they fight and kill each other. Those that survive, I will kill. None will escape.\" The boy looked steadily at the man. What made him do such things? He looked into the cruel, hard eyes. Then he looked at the birds, defenseless, without hope. \"Can I buy those birds?\" the boy asked. The man hid a smile, aware that he could be on to a good thing if he played his cards right. \"Well,\" he said hesitantly, \"The cage is pretty expensive, and I spent a lot of time collecting these birds, I’ll tell you what I’ll do, I’ll let

Cages
Cages I’m tired of being a character, a fool, a jester, a scapegoat, the girl everyone loves to laugh with until she knocks her unopened twenty-four ounce Heineken off the dining room table and the voices start in on her again. Shards of green glass intermingle with the foamy liquid spreading across the tile floor and the girl, the only one cut by the glass can only hear yelling and screaming: Aaron berating her being there – no, for existing in the first place; Patrick rushing her to leave without her cigarettes, beer, cell phones, keys, CDs, and then, of course, there are the screech owls, the howler monkeys, the ‘gulls, and the hyenas acting up in their cages in her mind. They rattle the metal bars begging to be fed some bit of violence, and the girl wants so bad to lash out, to hit blindly, without caring if she actually lands a punch. Instead, she ignores her caged and often cruel pets, tries her best to make nice with everyone, even rushing out

Caged Cat
LOL you foolish foolish boy. Have you not learned the toils of my divine? Sweet of my juice is guarded by thorns. Sweet as the stem my fruit is not yours. Now come to me so I may show you, how it was all revealed. Wanting in selfish greed I knew how you were going to hurt her. Listen close I'll tell you a secret of mine. All it takes is just one look to bring a man to his knees, just one glance to make him beg please. How not so much older then me, but yet stupid more then the eye can see. Like a game you rope them around wait for them to act like clowns. You only thought you knew me. Then me you haven't seen is sweet devoted and spoils of my loves desires. The me you just now seeing is the woman, who knows the games, who hates them so but as light as day can play them better. Like a deer of seven point mounted I have you on my wall. O the great, watch him fall. Dummy, you played my fool. How could you not know I knew? O silly me the little girl who crumbled your wall. Spea

Cage
Cage (BDSM) This page is about BDSM play; for other topics see Cage (disambiguation). In BDSM, a cage is an enclosure, usually made of metal bars, sometimes also of wood, used to confine a submissive. In dungeons, cages are standard equipment; however, cages are also placed in residential basements or spare rooms. Cages are used as a means to restrict the freedom of the enclosed person in an obvious way. They have a connotation both of animal husbandry and of prisons. Cages are relatively weighty and costly, and are therefore found less frequently in the non-professional sub-culture, even though they are highly appealing to many sadomasochists. Cages come in the following variants: Free-standing cage. The enclosed person can be seen from all angles and is unable to conceal himself/herself. Cage door. Closes a room by a lattice. Hanging cage. After a person has been enclosed in it, the cage can be hoisted up using a winch. Hanging chaincage (often consisting of a

Caged Reflection. . .
Caged Reflection . . . Daddy's precious little Angel The apple of his eye She could do no wrong He was always on her side. . . Mother's fragile porcelain doll Fashioned by her hand The docile and obedient daughter Always at her command . . . The ever delicate sister To be shielded from the world She was never to speak her mind For she was merely a girl . . . Taught to be demure and shy Always to be subservient and meek Never to have her own opinion Not raise her voice or even speak . . . Her hand given in a loveless marriage To a stranger to her heart and mind She fulfills her duty obediently While happiness she never finds. . . Her husband takes her body But he will never possess her heart She shields the sadness from her eyes But it is tearing her apart. . . The finest silks adorn her body This palace is naught but her cage Put on display to be admired and honored The demure smile belies her rage . . . Her reflection is n

The Caged Bird
it's not fair! i scream in rage that i be cooped up in this cage not free to fly off in the sky and run into your arms fall prey to all your charms i have to be without you why?! i know naught this is true day after day i ponder still i haven't got a clue your life is there and mine is here the path that unites us still remains unclear each day we share though from afar and wish upon the falling stars to find a way into each others hearts and one day be together and hopefully forever both broken and beaten and yearning for fate hope we figure it out before it's too late so i know why the caged bird sings her heart is lost without her lovers beat and so she cries out to the night free my lover and set him in flight.

Cage Face
Behind the cage is the face of something unknown His cold hands are not the only thing that is of ice He knows what he did and lives with no regret Only to keep his face from being viewed by society. With the terror he caused and the lives he destroyed Each addition to his full body cast grows Soon he will be covered by his sins That the breath of life shall be taken from him. He shows no remorse for the blood he spills Condemning anyone he sees fit to become one The current mist that surrounds his face Shall never reveal the man-made curse.

Caged Soul
I lie on the edge of passion Every heart beat another cry Breathing, an agony to bear I call silently, for you to find me These threads of lust That bind me to your shadow You slowly woven with stealth Threading with skill through my Heart I am a caged soul Fed just enough of you To keep me alive But not enough for me to live What you did not take I give to you anyway Like sparkling liquid of melted stars I poured it into your hands. My velvet black sky Sits like empty canvass And you the master creator Painting my destiny

Caged
This is the space I am given This is the space that I’m allowed And you wonder why it is that I walk around Like a big black looming cloud Caged first by my mind and body And now caged to this lonely room I swear if I don’t break free soon I’ll be caged in an early tomb Stifled by your intentions, Or your control? I cannot discern Feeding me with your endless advice Bleeding me with your concern I did not ask for your opinions, Your pity, your direction, your strife. I asked only for your understanding In letting me live my own life.

Cagefight(same Guy, Same Belts?)
MuMM: Make up My Mind! Mr.DontDoIt aka... (READ MUMM/WATCH STASH/my next fight:jul 19 SHOULD I FIGHT? Brad Sawyer, the guy that knocked me out on Dec. 29, 2007 in a welterweight title match/title defense is scheduled to fight in July, and according to their website (www.elitecagefights.com) he needs an opponent. Brad is currently ranked 13TH IN THE WORLD according to the ISCF, our sanctioning body (WWW.ISCFMMA.COM) Should I do it? Not only get back in the ring, but fight the only guy to knock me out in the last 13 years? YES 80.0% (8 votes) NO 20.0% (2 votes) 10 votes 46 views 3 comments

Caged Bird
Right now I feel like a bird Caged without a key Everyone comes to stare at me With so much joy and rivalry They din't know how I feel inside Through my smile I cry They don't know what they're doin' to me Keeping me from flyin' That's why I say that I know why the caged bird sings Only joy comes from song She's so rare and beautiful to thers Why not just set her free So she can Fly, fly, fly Spreadin her wings and her song Let her Fly, fly fly For the whole world to see She's like caged bird Fly, fly Ooh just let her fly Just let her fly Just let her fly Spread the wings Spread the beauty -alicia keys

Cage Metal Interview
HMTV Canada Interviews Cage www.cageheavymetal.com www.myspace.com/cageheavymetal www.myspace.com/cagemetalmonsters Published at our Underground HMTV Canada eZine at: HMTV Canada Interviews Cage Check out Cage, exploding with a powerful hardcore grinding sound that will satisfy all Metal Masses. Their lyrics are deep filled with scriptures of revelations, history, spiritualism and war. All Albums can be ordered on their MySpace page in this show we talk about his new upcomming Album tune in and listen for more! HMTV Canada Interviews Cage Right click mouse and choose save as for download Cage Online In 2007 Interview HMTV Canada: 1. Hi Sean How are you? San Diego sunny and warm this time of year? Sean: San Diego is like paradise most of the time but I used to live in Alaska and I am a big time snowboarder so I love it when storms blow through and dump the powder! This season has been big on snow. HMTV Canada: 2. Any new videos or new mater

The Cage...
Here I sit, Alone again I've made my choice Built the walls up again The prison in my mind getting stronger I thought that this would help me It seems I was wrong, so wrong These walls are thick and strong Will I ever break free again? I thought that you could help me I thought you were strong, so strong My judgment can't be trusted I've forged the chains that hold me If this is a test then I have failed I can feel old hatred smoldering again I hear pain begging to be let loose inside I thought this was the end, I was wrong So Wrong

Caged
Walking along a jagged edge looking out into the horizon All colors fade to grim and I struggle to find myself Screams fill this awkward silence yet it doesn't quite fill the void Why is a question that repeats it's self a broken record that plays on Bitter laughter swells overflowing like a flood when rain keeps beating down Caged is this heart unable to break free.

Cage The Bird
I suddenly feel like I have a pocket full of roofies and buffalo wing craving. Wicked is judge/jury. Bridesmaids: Misfit, J, Ashley, Witchie. Flower girl: Rev Ring bearer: Doug lmfaoooooooooooooo too bad he won't log on until tonight or tomorrow morning and I won't be around

Caged
A caged bird cannot sing...she can not fly or even spread her wings.Trapped like an animal inside a cage...I would rather die than live this way.You hold me down and try to extinguish my flame...to you I think this is all just a game.The flame grows smaller with each passing day...before you know it I wont remember my name.I don't want to lose anymore of myself...I have to break free before nothing is left.Out of this cage I will spread my wings and fly...to sing sweet,sweet songs and bid you goodbye.

Cage Of Whispers.
At some point you gotta get good at taking em dry.That summer your arm was in a brace.That weekend you didn't get off the floor.That time you should've died.The room doesn't necessarilly spin, but it does cave in,but with a flipand a satisfactory popyou can start the cycle again.Not the worst thing that could happen.But it gets you by.

Ca$h
Well, I woke up Sunday morning With no way to hold my head that didn't hurt. And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, So I had one more for dessert. Then I fumbled in my closet through my clothes And found my cleanest dirty shirt. Then I washed my face and combed my hair And stumbled down the stairs to meet the day. I'd smoked my mind the night before With cigarettes and songs I'd been picking. But I lit my first and watched a small kid Playing with a can that he was kicking. Then I walked across the street And caught the Sunday smell of someone frying chicken. And Lord, it took me back to something that I'd lost Somewhere, somehow along the way. On a Sunday morning sidewalk, I'm wishing, Lord, that I was stoned. 'Cause there's something in a Sunday That makes a body feel alone. And there's nothing short a' dying That's half as lonesome as the sound Of the sleeping city sidewalk And Sunday morning coming down. In the park I saw

Ca$h For Old Chainsaws!!!
I AM CURRENTLY PAYING CASH MONEY FOR USED, OLD, BEAT UP CHAINSAWS! IF YOU HAVE - OR KNOW ANYONE THAT HAS AN OLD CHAINSAW OR TWO LAYING AROUND DOING NOTHING, AND YOU NEED SOME QUICK CASH, LET ME KNOW. I RESTORE AND COLLECT THESE BEASTS, AND IN MANY CASES, PUT THEM BACK TO GOOD USE IF THEY ARE IN THE RIGHT CONDITION. IN ORDER TO BE WORTH ANYTHING SUBSTANTIAL, THEY MUST COME WITH A CUTTING BAR ATTACHED!! ALSO - CHAINS WOULD BE PREFERRED - BUT NOT NECESSARY FOR ME TO MAKE AN OFFER. I WILL BUY ANY OF THE FOLLOWING BRANDS: MCCULLOCH STIHL JONSERED HUSKY OR HUSQVARNA BENCHMARK HOMELITE PIONEER ECHO MONOLINE

A Cahnce So Beautifully Taken
11-30-07 My life is an empty wonder Filled with sarrow and hope A constant battle of emotion An infinante search for meaning A raging war between love and hate Shattered heart and broken soul Suddenly the world stops And I find myself in the arms of something amazing My heart beats once more

Caiata News And Show Info
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Cailin Is Back From Er
Ok, Saturday morning my right eye was absolutely killing me. It hurts so bad that I literally cried so much that I can barely talk! All right, guys, quit pumping your arms and saying "YES!" Anyway, after battling the parents to take me to the ER, I finally drove mom's car to Terry's. I walked in, he looked up at me, asked if I had been to the doctor's yet, and when I said no and started crying, he grabbed his keys and away we went. After 3 hours, a tetnus shot, a shot of Dilaudid, Phengren and Torodol, 10 minutes of getting my eye flushed, numbed and cleaned, I was released. I still can't see out of that eye. Its all a blur! If it hasn't cleared by tomorrow, I am to make an emergency visit to a specialist downtown. The abrasion is so severe that the doctors at ER have scared me to death about the possibility that it may never heal properly because of the level of scar tissue that could develop. I have faith that I will be fine I'm on so much medication right now, that

Cainite Legend
I hold a pretty plan opinion on Kindred legends about the fall of Enoch and about Ennoia's relationship with the Ravnos Antediluvain, whom some call Ravana: I think they're mostly specious or legend misinterpreted as fact. I'll talk more about this later when I talk about the Rroma. For now, here's the legendry as I understand it. Ennoia and ravana were sister and brother in dome sense. After the Ancients killed the second generation and Caine cursed them, the siblings wandered westward onto the vast steppe of Central Asia. They encountered native tribes, mostly nomads and wanderers and the found sustenance and companionship in them. They Embraced childer creating the creatures we now think of as Methusetahs of the Gangrel and Ravnos clans. A few myths place the number of the 4th generation Gangrel at 4 or 5, but I think that number might be conservative. As I said before, the only witnesses aren't talking. Legends say Ennoia did the same thing to her prospective childer that most Gang

Cain's Blood By 4runner
CHORUS Half of my blood is Cain's blood Half of my blood is Abel's One eye looks to Heaven One eye looks for trouble Sweet mother, she sang in the Sunday choir On her head was a halo, she spoke brimstone and fire Daddy lived by the bottle, Daddy died by the barn Well, he froze one night, Mama said "Serves him right" "The devil can keep him warm" CHORUS Guess I always saw myself as a simple man But there's a man in the mirror I don't understand Every day I fight it, but I know down deep It's the secrets I've been keeping Rising from their sleep CHORUS There's an angel and a devil playing tug of war with my soul (Half of my blood is Cain's blood) The battle rages on each and every day (Half of my blood is Abel's) It's all I can do just to try to maintain control (Half of my blood is Cain's blood) My one and only hope(one and only hope) is to my knees and pray

Cain Granted New Trial; Pleads Self Defense.
In an unprecedented move today the Supreme Court of Omnipotent Creation, granted Cain a new trial. Gabriel, representing Cain, stated that new and astounding evidence has been brought forth. Cain, the first born of Adam and Eve, slew his brother Able, in the turmoil that followed an offering to Jehovah, gone awry . A poor dirt farmer, Cain offered Jehovah: “...fruit of the ground”, while his brother Able: “...brought of the firstlings of his flock and of the fat thereof“. Jehovah, apparently a carnivorous fellow, admonished Cain and refused to eat his veggies. Upset over his brother’s one up, Cain tried to speak to Able. The story goes that while they were in the field: “Cain rose up against Abel his brother, and slew him”. Cain, the first born of Eve, and fraught with the responsibly of bringing the first pain of childbirth upon her, has pleaded self defense. “Able was always mommy’s little boy” Cain stated. “He always got what he wanted, and dad (Adam) just let it hap

Cairo, Egypt - Al-qaida
CAIRO, Egypt - Al-Qaida sympathizers have unleashed a torrent of anger against Al-Jazeera television, accusing it of misrepresenting Osama bin Laden's latest audiotape by airing excerpts in which he criticizes mistakes by insurgents in Iraq. Users of a leading Islamic militant Web forum posted thousands of insults against the pan-Arab station for focusing on excerpts in which bin Laden criticizes insurgents, including his followers. Analysts said the reaction highlighted militants' surprise at bin Laden's words, and their dismay at the deep divisions among al-Qaida and other Iraqi militants that he appeared to be trying to heal. "It's not about Al-Jazeera, it's about their shock from bin Laden," said Diaa Rashwan, an Egyptian expert on Islamic militant groups. "For the first time, bin Laden, who used to be the spiritual leader who gives guidance, became a critic of al-Qaida and is confessing mistakes. This is unusual." "God fight Al-Jazeera," railed one militant Web poster, callin

Cairns
In between stops on the boat we spent a couple of days in Cairns. Cairns is in the NE corner of Australia in the state of Queensland. It is in a tropical rain forest and has the weather to prove it. Being summer, it was hot and humid. While we were there, we did an awesome tour, the skyrail and aboriginal cultural park http://www.skyrail.com.au/ Lets start by saying that the views from this gondola are breathtaking. First coming down into Cairns, then of Barron Falls, and then up into Kuranda. In Kuranda, we went over and did pictures with the Koalas and fed the Kangaroos. I also bought and original piece of aboriginal art work of a dolphin. The Aboriginal park told the stories of the natives. Their stories have universal themes that you find in Judeo-Christian beliefs as well. Also found out how to make and play a diggerdoo. Cairns was a wonderful little town, full of backpackers on holiday. Not at all what I expected in Australia.

Caitiff
You aren't sure where you came from. Perhaps your sire did an embrace and run. Or maybe your sire was an outcast himself. Either way, your powers are unique and really don't belong to any clan...or maybe a little from each. Because you of these circumstances, you aren't really sure where you belong. You tend to wander and do a bit of soul searching in your eternal life. Maybe some day...you have a while after all. What Vampire Clan Do You Belong To?

Caitiff
Caitiff (World of Darkness) From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Caitiff are a fictional group of clanless vampires in Vampire: The Masquerade, a role-playing game by White Wolf, Inc. Lacking patrons or allies, holding no real power as a group, Caitiff are held in contempt by the Camarilla. The Sabbat's Caitiff are treated as a clan; known as Pander, a title whose namesake is a politically powerful and clanless vampire Joseph Pander, they find direction through the Sabbat. Since they are clanless, they do not specialize in any particular discipline, but have the freedom to learn any discipline or develop their own. However, finding a mentor for such a pursuit can be difficult. Clanlessness can stem from many circumstances - the sire rejected the individual, the embrace went wrong, their blood is too thin to develop the peculiar characteristics of the sire's clan, or the sire was also a caitiff. Some take great pride in lacking a clan, claiming to be descended directly

Cait Sidhe
Cat Sidhe or Cait Sith (Pronounced caught shee)is a fairy creature from Celtic mythology said to resemble a large black cat with a white spot on it's breast. It is said to haunt the Scottish Highlands. Some common folklore suggested that the Cait Sidhe was not a fairy, but a transformed witch. The myths surrounding this creature are more common in Scottish Folklore, but a few myths originate in Irish folklore as well. The name comes from the root words "Cait" which means "Cat" in both Irish and Scottish Gaelic and "Sidhe" which is the word for faery folk or other otherworldly beings. It is possible that the legends of the Cait Sidhe were inspired by Kellas Cats, which are probably a hybrid between European Wildcats and domestic cats only found in Scotland (the European Wildcat is absent from elsewhere in the British Isles). Typically, Kellas Cats resemble large black wildcats, but with some features closer to domestic cats, and have probably been present in Scotland for centuries,

Cait Sidhe
The Cat Sìth or Cat Sídhe is a fairy creature from Scottish and Irish mythology, said to resemble a large black cat with a white spot on its breast. Legend has it that the spectral cat haunts the Scottish Highlands. Some common folklore suggested that the Cait Sìth was not a fairy, but a transformed witch. The myths surrounding this creature are more common in Scottish Folklore, but a few myths originate in Irish folklore as well. As proposed by British cryptozoologist Dr. Karl Shuker, in his book Mystery Cats of the World (1989), it is possible that the legends of the Cat Sìth were inspired by Kellas Cats, which are probably a distinctive hybrid between European Wildcats and domestic cats only found in Scotland (the European Wildcat is absent from elsewhere in the British Isles). Typical Kellas Cats resemble large black wildcats, but with some peculiar features closer to domestic cats, and have probably been present in Scotland for centuries, maybe even some 2 millennia or more.

Caitie B Of Carrollton
I just want everyone to know the only thing that really matters to me is me....my family is strcitly "as needed" if I dont need something from them then I could care less...pretty much the same for friends what a JOKE in flower mound at high school I was found out quick as I was in A&M geuss thats why I had to quit....so now I live in a home my Mom bought, my Dad stole from her, drive a car I dont own, or pay insurance or traffic fines on....who cares its all about ME!!!!

Cajeta - Caramel Crepes
3 Mission® Flour Tortillas 1 2/3 cups Caramel (Mexican Cajeta or dulce de leche) 4 Tbsp. Rum 1 1/3 cups shredded, toasted Coconut 4 cups / 1 quart Coffee Ice Cream. In a frying pan, melt the caramel or Mexican cajeta or dulce de leche, and add the rum. Leave to boil for 5 minutes; dip the tortillas (one at a time) to cover in the caramel. Place two tortillas, folded into four parts on each plate, and add a scoop of coffee ice cream. Sprinkle with shredded coconut.

Cajun Pork Roast
lb. boneless pork loin roast 1 tbsp. cooking oil SEASONINGS: 3 tbsp. paprika 1/2 tsp. cayenne pepper 1 tbsp. garlic powder 2 tsp. oregano 2 tsp. thyme 1/2 tsp. salt 1/2 tsp. ground white pepper 1/2 tsp. cumin 1/4 tsp. nutmeg Rub pork loin with oil. Combine seasonings in bowl and then rub onto the meat. Place in shallow pan. Good served with moist side dish. Servings: 4-6. Preparation time: 15 minutes. Cooking time: 1 hour in 350 degree oven. Rest 5-10 minutes before slicing.

Cajun Grilled Corn
This a delicious and easy way to prepare your corn cobs on those fun filled barbeque weekends! They taste like candy and can go with any barbeque meal." Original recipe yield: 6 servings. Prep Time: 10 Minutes Cook Time: 25 Minutes Ready In: 35 Minutes Servings: 6 (change) INGREDIENTS: * 6 ears corn, husked and cleaned * 1/2 cup butter, softened * 6 tablespoons Cajun seasoning DIRECTIONS: 1. Peel back husks form the corn, remove strings and leave just a few layers of husk on the corn. 2. Spread butter or margarine over each ear of corn. Sprinkle Cajun seasoning lightly over each ear, or to taste. Fold corn husks back over the corn. Wrap in foil. 3. Place on grill for 25 minutes, turning occasionally. Unwrap foil, peel back husks and enjoy.

Cajun Party Mix
1 1/2 sticks butter 1 tbsp. parsley flakes 1 tsp. celery salt 1 tsp. onion salt 2 tsp. garlic powder 1 tsp. salt 1/2 tsp. cayenne pepper 1 tsp. cajun spice 6-8 drops hot pepper sauce 6 c. Crispix cereal 3 c. Cheez It, bite size crackers 2 c. broken pretzel sticks 4 oz. can shoe string potatoes 12 oz. mixed nuts Melt butter over low heat, stir in all spices and hot sauce. Pour over cereal, pretzels, nuts and potatoes. Mix until well coated. Bake in 250 degree oven for 45 minutes stirring every 15 minutes. Note: Add more cayenne pepper and pepper sauce if you like it really HOT.

Cajun Seafood Pasta
"Three kinds of pepper turn up the heat in this creamy shrimp and scallop sauce. Fresh basil, thyme and parsley add just the right counterpoint, while Swiss and Parmesan cheese add their own sharp flavors. Perfect over fettucine!" Original recipe yield: 6 servings INGREDIENTS * 2 cups heavy whipping cream * 1 tablespoon chopped fresh basil * 1 tablespoon chopped fresh thyme * 2 teaspoons salt * 2 teaspoons ground black pepper * 1 1/2 teaspoons crushed red pepper flakes * 1 teaspoon ground white pepper * 1 cup chopped green onions * 1 cup chopped parsley * 1/2 pound shrimp, peeled and deveined * 1/2 pound scallops * 1/2 cup shredded Swiss cheese * 1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese * 1 pound dry fettuccine pasta DIRECTIONS 1. Cook pasta in a large pot of boiling salted water until al dente. 2. Meanwhile, pour cream into large skillet. Cook over medium heat, stirring constantly, until just about boiling.

Cajun Crabmeat Au Gratin
This rich, cheesy crab dish is packed with flavor!" Original recipe yield: 8 servings PREP TIME 20 Min COOK TIME 1 Hr READY IN 1 Hr 20 Min INGREDIENTS * 2 egg yolks * 12 fluid ounces heavy cream * 1/4 cup butter * 1 large yellow onion, minced * 1 stalk celery, minced * 1 1/2 teaspoons salt * 1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper * 1 teaspoon garlic powder * 1 teaspoon Creole seasoning * 1/4 cup all-purpose flour * 1/2 cup shredded Cheddar cheese * 1/2 cup shredded American cheese * 1 pound cooked crabmeat * 1 cup shredded sharp Cheddar cheese * 1 bunch green onions DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (200 degrees C). Lightly grease a 9x9 inch baking dish. In a bowl, whip together the egg yolks and heavy cream. 2. Melt the butter in a large saucepan over medium heat. Saute the onion and celery about 5 minutes. Season with salt, cayenne pepper, garlic powder, and Creole seasoning. Reduce he

Cajun.....blonde Joke #3
>A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. > He puts the alligator up on the bar. > He turns to the astonished patrons. > > "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my > manhood inside. > Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. > > "Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. > In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a > drink." > > The crowd murmured their approval. > The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his > Johnson and related parts in the alligator's open mouth. The gator > closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. > > After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the > alligator hard on the top of its head. > > The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed > as promised. > > The crowd cheered, and the first of his free drinks were delivered. > > The man stood up again and made another o

Cajun Grilled Chops
This pork chop is seasoned with cajun spices. Spices are a great way to add bold flavor without adding any fat Ingredients: 4 boneless pork center loin chops, 1 1/2-inches thick 1 teaspoon seasoned salt 1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper 1 teaspoon dry sage 1 tablespoon paprika 1/2 teaspoon black pepper 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder Instructions: Combine seasonings, mix well. Coat chops with seasoning mixture. Grill directly over medium-high heat 7-8 minutes per side, turning once. Nutritional Information: Calories: 150 Fat: 5 grams Cholesterol: 65 milligrams Carbohydrates: 2 grams Protein: 22 grams Sodium: 390 milligrams Saturated Fat: 1 gram

Cajun Shrimp Recipe For Pasta
INGREDIENTS: * 2 tablespoons butter * 1/4 cup chopped onion * 1 large clove garlic, minced * 1 red or green bell pepper, diced * 1 rib celery, thinly sliced * 1 can stewed tomatoes, (14.5 oz) * 1/4 cup dry white wine * 2 drops Tabasco sauce, or to taste * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1/4 teaspoon coarsely ground black pepper * 1/2 teaspoon celery seed * 1 teaspoon dried leaf thyme * 1 1/2 tablespoons parsley * 1 pound shrimp, shelled & deveined PREPARATION: Melt butter in a large skillet and sauté onion, garlic, bell pepper, and celery until tender. Add tomatoes, wine, Tabasco, and seasonings. Simmer over low heat, stirring occasionally, for 30 minutes. Add shrimp and cook until shrimp are pink, about 8 to 10 minutes. Serve with pasta. Serves 2

Cajun Catfish
4 Catfish fillets (4 oz. each 1 oz Wheat flakes cereal 1 tb Paprika 1/4 ts Salt 1/4 ts Onion powder 1/4 ts Garlic powder 1/2 ts Cayenne pepper 1/2 ts Black pepper 1/2 ts White pepper 1/2 ts Thyme 1 tb Oil Wash the fish fillets and pat dry. In a bowl mix the ground wheat flakes and all the seasonings. Pour the dry mixture onto a piece of foil or wax paper, and dip the fillets into the seasoning, coating both sides. 3. In a heavy cast iron fry pan heat the oil. Fry the fillets for 2 minutes on each side. Lay the fillets on a plate lined with a paper towel, cover with another paper towel, and pat to remove excess oil.

Cajun Chicken Pasta
INGREDIENTS: * 3/4 pound rotini, cooked according to pkg * 2 tablespoons butter * 2 skinless boneless chicken breast halves, sliced 1/2" thick * 3 cloves garlic, minced * 1 bunch green onion, chopped * 2 tablespoons Cajun seasoning, or to taste * 1 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper * 1 teaspoon ground red pepper (cayenne) * 8 ounces heavy cream * 1 green bell pepper, julienned * 1 red bell pepper, julienned * 8 ounces fresh mushrooms, quartered * 1/2 cup parmesan cheese, grated PREPARATION: Cook rotini (or similar pasta) according to package directions. Drain; set aside. Melt butter in a large skillet over medium heat. Add chicken; cook, stirring frequently, until browned, about 6 to 8 minutes.Add garlic, onions, Cajun or Creole seasoning and ground black and red peppers. Add bell peppers and mushrooms; stir to combine. Cover and cook for 5 minutes. Uncover; stir in cream and let simmer another 2 minutes. Stir in

Cajun Pork Roast
CAJUN PORK ROAST Recipe By : Serving Size : 12 Preparation Time :0:00 Categories : Bar-b-q Cajun Main dish Meats Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method -------- ------------ -------------------------------- 10 lb Boneless Boston Pork Roast 1 c Chopped Onion 3/4 c Choppped Garlic 1/2 c Tiger Sauce 1 t Chopped Parsley 1/2 c Worcestershire Sauce 2 T Steak Sauce (Lea & Perrins) 2 1/2 T Dry Mustard 1 x Seasoned Salt (Dry Rub) 6 oz Tomato Paste 3 T Brown Sugar MARINADE: Combine chopped onion, chopped garlic, chopped parsley with the Tiger Sauce Worchestershire sauce, steak sauce and dry mustard. Mix well. Make slits into roast and rub sauce well into and over

Cajun Shrimp
Cajun Shrimp 1/4 cup butter 1/4 cup olive oil 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon cayenne pepper 1 teaspoon black pepper 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce Juice of 1 lemon 2 pounds medium to large shrimp Preheat oven to 400 degrees F. Combine all ingredients except shrimp in a wide oven-proof skillet or baking pan just big enough to hold the shrimp in 1 layer. Place the pan in the oven just to melt butter. Add the shrimp and stir to coat with butter mixture. Bake 10 to 15 minutes, stirring occasionally, until the shrimp is pink and -opaque. Remove from oven just as they become pink . They will continue to cook another minute or 2 in the hot skillet. The shrimp will exude a lot of juice and give you a generous amount of sauce for pouring over bread or potatoes or to use for dipping.

A Cajun And The Devil
A Cajun & The Devil HA HA HA HA HA ..it might happen Body: Cajun & the devil! One day, a Cajun died and went to hell. The devil was making his rounds and saw the Cajun over in the corner having a party. Hey, you!" said the devil. "You are not supposed to be having a good time in hell. After all, it's burning hot in here." Oh," said the Cajun, "It ain't all dat hot in hea. It get dis hot in Louisiana come Jew-lie." The Devil was determined to make it uncomfortable for the Cajun, so he turned up the temperature even more. Later, the devil passed back by the Cajun and saw him boiling crawfish and having an even better time. "Hey!" said the devil. "You stop that. You're not supposed to be enjoying yourself in here. This is hell and it's burning hot in here." "It ain't no big deal," said the Cajun. "It get dis hot in Louisiana in da mont a Aug-gus." The devil left very angry at the Cajun. "Okay," said the devil. "If you're used

Cajuns
A Cajun named Thibideaux went to his doctor to determine the source of his malady. The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked Thibideaux in the eye and said, "I've some bad news for you. You have cancer, and it's very bad. You'd best put your affairs in order." Thibideaux was shocked and saddened. But, being of solid character, he managed to compose himself and walk from the doctor's office into the waiting room to his son who had been waiting. Thibideaux said, "Well son, us Cajun's celebrate when thangs is good, and we celebrate when dey don't be so good.. In dis case, dey ain't so good. I got cancer. Let's head for the honky tonk and have a few dranks." After 3 or 4 shots, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more whiskey. They were eventually approached by some of Thibideaux's old friends who asked what the two were celebrating. Thibideaux told them that coonasses celebrate the good and the bad. He went on to tell them that t

Cajuns In Heaven
Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you, I have some Cajuns up here in heaven who are causing some problems. They are swinging on the pearly gates. My horn is missing. Barbecue sauce is all over their robes. Hamhock, spareribs, and crawfish shells are all over the streets of gold. Some folks are walking around with one wing. They have been late taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven clean. There are watermelon seeds all over the clouds. They have eaten almost every animal up here! Some of them aren't even wearing their halos, saying it is messing up their hair." The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems, let's call the Devil and see how he is dealing with them." The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Dang, hold on." The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello, God, what can I do for you?" God replied, "Tell me what ki

Cajun Shrimp Skillet Supper
1 box Chicken Rice-a-Roni 20 to 30 small canned, fresh or frozen shrimp (thawed) add 2 1/4 cup chopped onion 1/4 cup chopped celery 1/4 cup chopped bell pepper 2 tablespoons olive oil 1 to 3 teaspoons extra spicy Mrs. Dash (to taste) Sauté Rice-a-Roni in oil in skillet with onion, celery, bell pepper and shrimp until golden brown. Add 2 1/3 cups hot water and stir in seasoning pack from Rice-a-Roni and Mrs. Dash. Bring to a boil, cover and simmer 20 minutes. Serves 4.

Cajun Corn And Crab Bisque
3 tablespoons butter 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour 1 tablespoon vegetable oil 1 large onion, chopped 1 tablespoon minced garlic 1 large celery stalk, minced Cajun seasoning to taste 1 cup chicken broth 1 1/2 cups frozen corn kernels 1 bay leaf 2 cups milk 2 cups heavy cream 1 teaspoon liquid shrimp and crab boil seasoning 1 pound fresh lump crabmeat 1/4 cup chopped green onions 1/2 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce salt and black pepper to taste Additional chopped green onions Melt the butter in a small saucepan over medium heat; then gradually whisk in the flour. Cook 5 to 7 minutes, whisking constantly, until a golden roux forms; set aside. Heat the oil in a Dutch oven over medium heat. Combine the onion, garlic, and celery and cook 1 minute. Add the Cajun seasoning to taste. Stir in the broth, corn, and bay leaf. Bring to a simmer, then pour in the milk, cream, and liquid crab boil. When the mixture begins to simmer, reduce heat to low and simmer 7 minutes. St

Cajun
You Know You're a Cajun When . . . Your last name isn't pronounced the way it's spelled. No matter where else you go in the world, you are always disappointed in the food. You get up in the morning and start cooking a pot of rice before you give any thought to what you'll fix for dinner. Your baby's first words are "long beads." You ask, "How dey running?" and "Are dey fat?" but you're inquiring about seafood quality. When a hurricane is imminent, you have a lot more faith in Nash Roberts than Super Doppler 6000. Nothing shocks you, period, ever. Not politics, hurricanes, red lights, parking tickets, the Saints, Mardi Gras. Your "one martini lunch" becomes a "five Bloody Mary afternoon" and you keep your job. You're walking with a plastic cup of beer. When it starts to rain, you cover your beer instead of your head. Your idea of health food is a baked potato instead of fries with your fried seafood platter. You call tomato sauce "red gravy." You k

Cajun Dui
Don't let anyone tell you that Cajun's aren't smart!!! Only a person in Louisiana could think of this. >From the parish where drunk driving is considered a sport comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Houma , Louisiana . After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started the car, switched the wipers on and off-it was a fine summer night-, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn, and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as som

Cajun Chicken Pasta
Ingredients * 4 ounces linguine pasta * 2 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves * 2 teaspoons Cajun seasoning * 2 tablespoons butter * 1 red bell pepper, sliced * 1 green bell pepper, sliced * 4 fresh mushrooms, sliced * 1 green onion, chopped * 1 cup heavy cream * 1/4 teaspoon dried basil * 1/4 teaspoon lemon pepper * 1/4 teaspoon salt * 1/8 teaspoon garlic powder * 1/8 teaspoon ground black pepper * 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese Cooking Instructions Bring a large pot of lightly salted water to a boil. Add pasta and cook for 8 to 10 minutes or until al dente; drain. Place the chicken and the Cajun seasoning in a plastic bag. Shake to coat. In a large skillet over medium heat, saute the chicken in butter or margarine until almost tender (5 to 7 minutes). Add the red bell pepper, green bell pepper, mushrooms and green onion. Saute and stir for 2 to 3 minutes. Reduce heat. Add the cream, basil

Cajun Chicken Pasta.
INGREDIENTS: * 3/4 pound rotini, cooked according to pkg * 2 tablespoons butter * 2 skinless boneless chicken breast halves, sliced 1/2" thick * 3 cloves garlic, minced * 1 bunch green onion, chopped * 2 tablespoons Cajun seasoning, or to taste * 1 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper * 1 teaspoon ground red pepper (cayenne) * 8 ounces heavy cream * 1 green bell pepper, julienned * 1 red bell pepper, julienned * 8 ounces fresh mushrooms, quartered * 1/2 cup parmesan cheese, grated PREPARATION: Cook rotini (or similar pasta) according to package directions. Drain; set aside. Melt butter in a large skillet over medium heat. Add chicken; cook, stirring frequently, until browned, about 6 to 8 minutes.Add garlic, onions, Cajun or Creole seasoning and ground black and red peppers. Add bell peppers and mushrooms; stir to combine. Cover and cook for 5 minutes. Uncover; stir in cream and let simmer another 2 minutes. Stir in

Cajun Meatloaf
Ingredients * 2 Whole bay leaves * 1 tablespoon salt * 1 teaspoon ground red pepper( cayenne) * 1 teaspoon black pepper * 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin * 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg * 4 tablespoons unsalted butter * cup finely chopped celery * 1/2 cup of celery finely chopped * 1/2 cup finely chopped bell pepper * 1/4 cup chopped greens onions * 12 teaspoon of minced garlic * 1 tablespon tabasco sauce * 1 tablespoon worecestershire sauce * 1/2 cup milk * 2 pounds ground beef * 1/2 pound of ground pork * 2 eggs lighthy beaten * 1 cup very fine dry bread crumbs Cooking Instructions 1. combine the seasoning mix ingredients in a small bowl and set aside. 2. melt the butter in 1 quart saucepan over medium heat. 3. add the onions, celery, bell pepper, green onions, garlic, tabasco, worcestershire and seasoning mix. 4. saute until mixture starts sticking excessively, about 6 mins,

Cajun Spice Mixes (homemade)
CAJUN SEASONING 2 tbsp. garlic powder 2 tbsp. cayenne 2 tbsp. black pepper 2 tbsp. dried sweet basil leaves 1 tbsp. salt (optional) 1 tbsp. dried oregano leaves 1 tbsp. white pepper 1 tbsp. onion powder Combine all ingredients and store in a tightly sealed container. Makes about 3/4 cup of seasoning. CAJUN-STYLE SEASONING MIX 2 tbsp. paprika 1 1/2 tsp. each dried oregano and dried thyme 1 tsp. each onion powder and black pepper 1 tsp. each garlic powder and salt 1/2 tsp. cayenne pepper, or to taste Mix until well combined. Sprinkle approximately 1/2 teaspoon spice mixture over each portion of fish or shellfish before broiling. Save remainder in an airtight container for future use. Makes about 1/4 cup. K'S CAJUN SEASONING 1 (26 oz.) box salt or lite salt 3 tbsp. black pepper 2 tbsp. garlic powder 1 tsp. onion powder 1 tsp. nutmeg 2 tbsp. Accent (optional) 2 tbsp. dried parsley flakes 4 tbsp. red pepper (cayenne) 2 tbsp. chili powder Once you start usi

Cajun Chicken & Rice
* 1 1/2 lb Boneless chicken breast halves, cut into 1" pieces * 1/8 teaspoon Garlic powder * 5 large Tomatoes, peeled and chopped * 2 large Onions, chopped * 1 large Green pepper, chopped * 1/4 c Worcestershire sauce * 1/4 c Soy sauce * 1 to 2 teaspoons Pepper * 1 teaspoon Dried whole basil * 1 teaspoon Dried whole marjoram * 1 teaspoon Dried whole oregano * Hot cooked rice Sprinkle chicken with garlic powder; set aside. Combine tomatoes and remaining ingredients except rice in a Dutch oven. Bring to a boil over medium-high heat; reduce heat and simmer for about 15 minutes. Add chicken, and return to a boil. Cover, reduce heat and simmer 30, minutes or until tender. Serve over rice. Serves 4 to 6.

Cajun Meat Loaf
Cajun Meat Loaf Recipe By : Serving Size : 6 Preparation Time :0:00 Categories : Cajun Main Dish Meats Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method -------- ------------ -------------------------------- -----SEASONING MIX----- 2 each Whole bay leaves 1 teaspoon Salt 1 teaspoon Ground cayenne pepper 1 teaspoon Black pepper 1/2 teaspoon White pepper 1/2 teaspoon Ground cumin 1/2 teaspoon Ground nutmeg -----MAIN INGREDIENTS----- 4 tablespoons Unsalted butter 3/4 cup Finely chopped onions 1/2 cup Green bell peppers -- chopped 1/4 cup Green onions -- finely chopped 2 teaspoons Minced garlic 1 tablespoon Tabasco sauce 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce 1/2 cup

Cajun Succotash With Chicken
Heavy duty aluminum foil 4 boneless, skinless chicken breasts, cut into thin strips 1 (8 1/2-ounce) can lima beans, drained and rinsed 1 (10-ounce) package frozen whole kernel corn, thawed 1 (14 1/2-ounce) can diced tomatoes with garlic and onion, drained 1 (10-ounce) package frozen sliced okra, thawed 2 garlic cloves, pressed 2 to 3 teaspoons Cajun seasoning 1. Preheat oven to 450*F (230*C). 2. Tear off 4 (12 x 18-inch) foil sheets. 3. Stir together chicken and remaining ingredients. Place one-fourth of mixture in center of each foil sheet. 4. Bring up 2 sides of each foil sheet, and double fold with about 1-inch-wide folds. Double fold each end to form a packet, leaving room for heat circulation inside packet. Place on a baking sheet. 5. Bake at 450*F (230*C) for 20 to 22 minutes. Open foil packets carefully, allowing steam to escape. Makes 4 servings.

Cajun Deep Fried Turkey
1/2 cup kosher salt 3 tablespoons onion powder 3 tablespoons black pepper 3 tablespoons white pepper 2 tablespoons sweet basil 2 teaspoons bay leaves, ground 1 tablespoon cayenne pepper 2 teaspoons filé powder 3 tablespoons garlic powder 1 1/2 tablespoons paprika 1 (10 to 12-pound) whole turkey, non self-basting 4 to 5 Gallons peanut oil, See Note 1. Stir salt, herbs and peppers together. Mix until well blended. Use 1/2 to 2/3 cup for a 10-12 pound turkey. May be stored for several months in an airtight covered jar. 2. Remove the giblets and neck, rinse the turkey well with cold water and pat dry thoroughly with paper towels. Take care to dry both inside cavities. Place in a large pan and rub the interior and exterior of the bird with seasoning mix. To allow for good oil circulation through the cavity, do not truss or tie legs together. Cut off the wing tips and plump little tail as they may get caught in the fryer basket. Cover pan and place in refrigerator overni

Cajun Pork Chops
INGREDIENTS * 1/4 cup all-purpose flour * 1 tablespoon paprika * 1 teaspoon ground sage * 1 teaspoon Creole seasoning * 1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper * 1/2 teaspoon black pepper * 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder * 4 (1/2 inch thick) boneless pork chops * 2 teaspoons olive oil DIRECTIONS 1. Place flour, paprika, sage, Creole seasoning, cayenne pepper, black pepper, and garlic powder in a large, resealable plastic bag. Place pork chops in the bag, seal, and shake to coat chops. 2. In a large skillet, heat oil over high heat for about 1 minute. Arrange chops in pan, and reduce heat to medium. Cook until pork chops are dark brown, about 6 to 8 minutes per side. Note Turn heat down a little if chops are browning too fast, and increase cooking time by a couple of minutes per side.

Cajun Moon Video
Cajun MoonCajun moon, where does your power lie As you move across the southern sky You took my babe way too soon What have you done, Cajun moon Someday babe, when you want your man And you find him gone, just like the wind Don`t trouble your mind whatever you do `Cause Cajun moon took him from you When daylight fades, the night comes on You can hear the silence of this song Don`t trouble your mind whatever you do `Cause he got me like he got you Cajun Moon

1. Cajun Don & Kitty Kitty -- 051008
UNITING AS ONE CAJUN DON Cajun Don~Security@Sunset Cafe~All invited to Kitty and I wedding on May 10th, 6 pm CDT, the first@ fubar AND KITTY KITTY Kitty Kitty ~Promoter/Greeter@Sunset Cafe~MRS. DON THIBODAUX, THE MAN....@ fubar on this the 10th day of May, 2008, at 6 o'clock pm (CST) on the shores of the Sunset Cafe! Come one! Come all!!

Cajun Shrimp And Andouille Alfredo Sauce Over Pasta
Prep: 45 min., Cook: 40 min. Duane also makes this dish with chicken. Substitute 3 cups chopped cooked chicken for shrimp. While the fettuccine cooks, start the sausage Ingredients 1 pound unpeeled, medium-size fresh shrimp 1 (12-ounce) package fettuccine 1/2 pound Andouille sausage, chopped 1/2 cup butter or margarine 1 medium onion, chopped 1 small green bell pepper, chopped 4 celery ribs, chopped (about 1 cup) 4 garlic cloves, minced 1 1/2 tablespoons salt-free Cajun seasoning 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour 2 cups chicken broth 1 1/2 cups heavy cream 6 ounces pasteurized prepared cheese product, cubed 3/4 cup chopped green onions 1/3 cup grated Parmesan cheese 3 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley Preparation Peel shrimp, and devein, if desired. Set aside. Prepare fettuccine according to package directions; drain pasta, and set aside. Cook sausage in a large Dutch oven over medium heat 10 minutes or until browned; remove sausage, and drain, reserving 1 tabl

Cajun Sausage Dressin'
For those of you that are not "in the know," dressin' is Southern for stuffin'. And yes, The "g" sound at the end is VERBOTEN! I made some last night for my friends and it went over very well, so I thought I'd share the recipe. Feel free to do the Scott Thompson "Sausages" routine from Kids in the Hall while making this, cause I did. And if you don't know KitH, you suck ass. The awesome thing about Cajun is that you can make like the most gigantic pot of it ever and eat it for like two weeks. You could also add and subtract at will, every recipe can be easily halved or doubled. I was only cooking for three of us and wanted to have some food left over for myself for the next two or three days, so I'll put in my proportions of ingredients, but you can do whatever you want. 1 pound sausage 1 onion, chopped 1 green bell pepper, chopped 6 stalks celery, chopped 1 can diced tomatoes with chilies with liquid 1 small can tomato sauce 1 can corn with liquid 5 scallions, chopped

Cajun Sex
Those Southeners... Last May, Boudreaux married an attractive woman, Lola, half his age. After several months, Lola complained that she had never climaxed during sex; and according to her Grand Momma, all Cajun women are entitled to a climax once in a while. So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the large-animal Vet since there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in Pierre Part. The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his Momma and Daddy would fan a cow with a big towel that was having any difficulty breeding. This would cool her down and make her relax. So, the Vet told them to hire a strong, virile, young man to wave a big towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to cool down, relax, then climax. So the couple hired a strong young man from the big city of Houma to wave that big towel over them as the Vet suggested. After many efforts, Lola still had not climaxed! They went back

Cajun Christmas..
Twas the night before Christmas an' all t'ru de house, Dey don't a ting pass Not even a mouse. De chirren been nezzle good snug on de flo', An' Mama pass de pepper t'ru de crack on de do'. De Mama in de fireplace done roas' up de ham, Sit up de gumbo an' make de bake yam. Den out on de by-you dey got such a clatter, Make soun' like old Boudreau done fall off his ladder. I run like a rabbit to got to de do', Trip over de dorg an' fall on de flo'. As I look out de do'in de light o' de moon, I t'ink, "Mahn, you crazy or got ol' too soon." Cux dere on de by-you w'en I stretch ma'neck stiff, Dere's eight alligator a pullin' de skiff. An' a little fat drover wit' a long pole-ing stick, I know r'at away got to be ole St.Nick. Mo' fas'er an' fas'er de' gator dey came He whistle an' holler an' call dem by name: "Ha, Gaston! Ha, Tiboy! Ha, Pierre an' Alcee'! Gee, Ninette! Gee, Suzette! Celeste an'Renee'! To de top o' de porch to de top o' de wall, Make crawl, allig

Cajun Catfish
Makes 4 servings ACTIVE TIME: 20 minutes TOTAL TIME: 20 minutes 1/4 cup nonfat buttermilk 2 teaspoons Dijon mustard 1/2 cup cornmeal 1 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon paprika 1 teaspoon onion powder 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder 1/2 teaspoon dried thyme 1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper 1/2 teaspoon freshly ground pepper 4 catfish fillets (1 1/4 pounds) 4 lemon wedges 1. Preheat broiler. Lightly oil a wire rack large enough to hold fish in a single layer. Place the rack on a baking sheet. 2. Whisk buttermilk and mustard in a medium bowl until smooth. Combine cornmeal, salt and paprika, onion powder, garlic powder, thyme, cayenne pepper and black pepper in a shallow dish. Dip each fillet in the buttermilk mixture, turning to coat. Transfer to the cornmeal mixture, turning to coat completely. Place the fillets on the prepared rack; they should not touch. 3. Broil 4 inches from the heat source until the fish is opaque in the center, about 3 minutes per side. Serve hot with

The Cajun Virgin
Clotile had just married and being a traditional Cajun Catholic, she was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mama ' s house, she was very nervous. Her mama reassure her;" Don' worry, Clotile, Boudreaux' s a good man. Go upstairs and he' ll take care of you. Meanwhile, I 'll be making duh roux." So, up she went.. When she got upstairs, Boudreaux took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Clotile ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Boudreaux' s got duh big hairy chess." "Don ' t worry, Clotile," says duh mama, "all good mens have duh hairy chess. Go upstairs cher. He ‘ll take good care of you.." So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Boudreaux took off his pants, exposing his hairy legs. Again, ran Clotile downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Boudreaux took off his pants and he ' s got duh hairy leg!" "Don ' t worry! All good mens have duh hairy leg. Boudreaux' s a good man. Go upstairs and he 'll take good care of you.."

Cajun Joke ( Boudreaux & Thibodeaux )
Now Boudreaux, he fall in love wit Marie and he ax > > her to marry him... > > > > > > Marie > > was very naive and uninformed about da birds and da > > bees. > > > > > > Boudreaux was a poor fisherman and could not afford > > to take much time off for a honeymoon. So, dat night > > dat dey were married, dey retired to his little shack on da > > Bayou Teche. When Boudreaux was undressing, Marie > > said, "Oh Boudreaux! What dat is?" > > > > > > Boudreaux, being very quick thinking and sensitive to > > Marie's naive young ways said, "Marie, my love, I > > am da only man in da world wit one of dees." And, > > den, he proceeded to show her what it was for; and Marie was

Cajun Joke: Boudreaux Gets Married
Now Boudreaux, he fall in love wit Marie and he ax > > her to marry him... > > > > > > Marie > > was very naive and uninformed about da birds and da > > bees. > > > > > > Boudreaux was a poor fisherman and could not afford > > to take much time off for a honeymoon. So, dat night > > dat dey were married, dey retired to his little shack on da > > Bayou Teche. When Boudreaux was undressing, Marie > > said, "Oh Boudreaux! What dat is?" > > > > > > Boudreaux, being very quick thinking and sensitive to

Cajun
CajunFrom Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia This article is about an ethnic culture. For other uses,, see Cajun (disambiguation).CajunsTotal population2-5 millionRegions with significant populations United States Louisiana 432,549 Texas 56,000 Florida N/A Other U.S. states N/A LanguagesCajun FrenchCajun English, American English, Standard FrenchReligionPredominantly Roman CatholicRelated ethnic groupsFrench, Québécois, Métis, AcadiansCajuns (pronounced /ˈkeɪdʒən/; French: les Cadiens or les Acadiens) are an ethnic group mainly living in Louisiana, consisting of the descendants of Acadian exiles (French-speaking settlers from the maritime provinces of what is now Canada). Today, the Cajuns make up a significant portion of south Louisiana's population, and have exerted an enormous impact on the state's culture.

Cajun Shrimper
A Cajun Shrimper wants a job cleaning up the oil spill, but the BP Foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test.Here is your first question, the foreman said. 'Without using numbers, represent the number 9.''Without numbers?' T...he Cajun says, 'Dat is easy.' And proceeds to draw three trees. 'What's this?' the boss asks'Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine,' says the Cajun.'Fair enough,' says the boss. 'Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99.'The Cajun stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. 'Ere you go.' The boss scratches his head and says, 'How on earth do you get that to represent 99?''Each of DA trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99.'The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Cajun, so he says, 'All right, last question. Same rules again, but repre

Cajun Angels
Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. I have some Cajuns up here in Heaven who are causing some problems. They are swinging on The pearly gates,sliding down stairway to Heaven, and my horn is missing! They play their accordions and dance all night! Crawfish shells and beer cans are all over the streets of gold and they're making sausage, boudin, and cracklins on every corner. There is rice all over the clouds! They have eaten almost every animal up here! Some folks are walking around with one wing missing. There is barbecue sauce all over their robes and some of them aren't even wearing their halos, saying they won't wear it because it doesn't have an LSU logo on it. The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems, let's call the Devil and see how he is dealing with his Cajuns." The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Dang it, hold on!" The Devil returned

Cajun Sex ..
Last May, Boudreaux married an attractive woman, Lola, half his age.After several months, Lola complained that she had never climaxed during sex; and according to her Grand Momma, all Cajun women are entitled to a climax once in a while.So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the large-animal Vet since there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in Pierre Part.The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his Momma and Daddy would fan a cow with a big towel that was having any difficulty breeding. This would cool her down and make her relax.So, the Vet told them to hire a strong, virile, young man to wave a big towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to cool down, relax, and then climax.So the couple hired a strong young man from the big city of Houma to wave that big towel over them as the Vet suggested.After many efforts, Lola still had not climaxed! They went back to the Vet. The Vet said for Lola to ch

Cak
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Cake Or Bed
A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. HE LOOK AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. FINE, THEN THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT. TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO FINE, SHE SAYS THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK. I'M NOT A DAMM CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS. HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!! SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS... HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME. AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. AS HE E

Cake Or Bed
A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, "HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW." HE LOOKED AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, "FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO." "FINE," THEN THE WIFE ASKS, "WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT." TO WHICH HE REPLIED, "FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?" "DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO." "FINE," SHE SAYS, "THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK." "I'M NOT A DARN CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS." HE SAYS, "DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!" SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS................................. HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME. A

Cake Or Bed
CAKE OR BED > >A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A >FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, > >HONEY, >COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? >IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. > >HE LOOK AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, >FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? >DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE >GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? >I DON'T THINK SO. > >FINE, THEN THE WIFE ASKS, >WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? >IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT > >TO WHICH HE REPLIED, >FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? >DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE >WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? >I DON'T THINK SO > >FINE, SHE SAYS >THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS >TO THE FRONT DOOR? >THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK. > >I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T >WANT TO FIX STEPS. >HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE >ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? >I DON'T THINK SO. >I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. >I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!! > >SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A >COUPLE OF HOURS.................................... > >HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT H

Cake Or Bed
Cake or Bed A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. HE LOOK AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. FINE, THEN THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO FINE, SHE SAYS THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK. I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS. HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!! SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS.................................... HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES

Cake Or Bed?
A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. HE LOOK AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. FINE, THEN THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO FINE, SHE SAYS THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK. I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS. HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!! SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS.................................... HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME A

Cake Or Bed
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts: “Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering for weeks now.” He looks at her and says angrily: ”Fix the lights now? Does it look like I have GE written on my forehead? I don’t think so.” ”Fine.” Then the wife asks: ”Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won’t close right.” “Does it look like I have Westing House written on my forehead? I don’t think so.” “Fine. Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break.” “I’m not a carpenter and I don’t want to fix steps. Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don’t think so. I’ve had enough of you. I’m going to the bar!” So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours. He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home. As he walks into the house he notices that the steps are

Cake Or........
A Husband Is Home Watching A Football Game When His Wife Interrupts, "honey, Could You Fix The Light In The Hallway? It's Been Flickering For Weeks Now. " He Looks At Her And Says Angrily, "fix The Lights Now? Does It Look Like I Have G.e. Written On My Forehead? I Don't Think So." "o.k., Fine, Then, Could You Fix The Fridge Door? It Won't Close Right." To Which The Husband Replies, "fix The Fridge Door? Does It Look Like I Have Westinghouse Written On My Forehead? I Don't Think So " "fine," She Says, "then Could You At Least Fix The Steps To The Front Door? They Are About To Break." "i'm Not A Carpenter And I Don't Want To Fix Steps," He Says. "does It Look Like I Have Ace Hardware Written On My Forehead? I Don't Think So." "you Know, I've Had Enough Of You. I'm Going To The Bar To Finish Watching The Game." So He Goes To The Bar, Watches His Gave And Drinks For A Couple Of Hours......................... But, He Starts To Feel Guilty About How He Treated H

Cake (not Sure I Agree With This One But Hey! It's Fun)
You Are a Lemon Cake Strong, sexy, and overpowering. You know who you are, and you're not afraid to show the world your fabulous self. You're confident, charming, and extremely popular. What Kind of Cake Are You?

Cake Or Bed
> A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A > FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, > > HONEY, > COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? > IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. > > HE LOOK AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, > FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? > DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE > "GE" WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? > I DON'T THINK SO. > > FINE, ...THEN THE WIFE ASKS, > WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT > > TO WHICH HE REPLIED, > FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? > DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE > WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? > I DON'T THINK SO > > FINE, SHE SAYS > THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS > TO THE FRONT DOOR? > THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK > > I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T > WANT TO FIX THE STEPS. > HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE > ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? > I DON'T THINK SO > I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. > I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!! > > SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A > COUPLE OF HOURS............................... > > HE STARTS TO FEEL

Cake Or Bed
WHICH WOULD U CHOOSE? CAKE OR BED????? A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY; FIX THE LIGHT, NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE A G.E. LOGO PRINTED ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO! THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT. TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. FINE, SHE SAYS THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY'RE ABOUT TO BREAK. I'M NOT A DAMN CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS, HE SAYS. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!! SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS. HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE,

"cake And Sodomy" (marilyn Manson)
I am the god of fuck, i am the god of fuck virgins sold in quantity, herded by heredity red-neck-burn-out-mid-west-mind, "who said date rape isn't kind?" porno-nation, evaluation what's this, "time for segregation" libido, libido fascination, too much oral defication white trash get down on your knees, time for cake and sodomy time for cake and sodomy (I am the god of fuck, i am the god of fuck) vcr's and vasoline, tv-fucked by plastic queens cash in hand and dick on screen, who said god was ever clean? bible-belt 'round anglo-waste, putting sinners in their place yeah, right, great if you're so good explain the shit stains on your face white trash get down on your knees, time for cake and sodomy time for cake and sodomy

Cake And Sodomy
I am the god of fuck, i am the god of fuck virgins sold in quantity, herded by heredity red-neck-burn-out-mid-west-mind, "who said date rape isn't kind?" porno-nation, evaluation what's this, "time for segregation" libido, libido fascination, too much oral defication white trash get down on your knees, time for cake and sodomy time for cake and sodomy (I am the god of fuck, i am the god of fuck) vcr's and vasoline, tv-fucked by plastic queens cash in hand and dick on screen, who said god was ever clean? bible-belt 'round anglo-waste, putting sinners in their place yeah, right, great if you're so good explain the shit stains on your face white trash get down on your knees, time for cake and sodomy time for cake and sodomy

Cake Or Bed
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering for weeks now.” He looks at her and says angrily, “Fix the light now? Does it look like I have GE written on my forehead? I don’t think so.” "Fine," Then the wife asks, "Well, then, could you fix the fridge door? I won’t close right.” To which he replied, “Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have WESTINGHOUSE written on my forehead? I don’t think so.” "Fine," she says, “Then you could at least fix the steps to the front door. They are about to break.” "I'm not a carpenter and I don’t want to fix steps. Does it look like I have ACE HARDWARE written on my forehead? I don’t think so. I have had enough. I’m going out!!!” So he goes to a bar and drinks for a couple of hours. He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife and decides to go home. As he walks into the house he notices that the steps are alrea

Cake Or Bed
Old Joke but worth another tpir CAKE OR BED A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. FINE, THEN THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO FINE, SHE SAYS THEN COULD YOU AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS HE SAYS . DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!! SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS............................... HE STARTS

.cake.and.penis.
so...i was having this sort of conversation today... and it made me feel the need to blog... which i put off for a lil while... cuz i was tired...n guess what? i still am... however its still ruminating around in my brain... which universally means it needs to come out. *nod* so anyway. i think sometimes peoples wiring is crossed. not on purpose... perhaps not even thru any fault of their own. it simply...is what it is. and in their wires being crossed... perhaps they think they're ready for something or want something... and they strive forward toward it... yet when they reach a certain point, everything sort of...stagnates... and mayhaps even reverses. which ultimately causes copious amounts of confusion for the person on the receiving end. let me speak penis for a moment. sometimes i think i want cake. so i go to the store and i buy the cake then i get home... put the cake in the fridge... forget about it until later... cuz something else caught

Cake Or Bed
A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. FINE, THEN THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO FINE, SHE SAYS THEN COULD YOU AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS HE SAYS. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!! SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS......................... ...... HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME AS HE WA

Cake Wench
Cake Wench by Mistress Drusilla © The knife slid easily into the large cake sitting on the meeting room table. Birthdays were always celebrated in her office. It was one of the nice things about working there. That day's celebration was for her. "My turn to be cake wench!" she joked as she handed pieces to her co-workers. Another nice thing about working there was her boss. He was down-to-earth and enjoyed having a laugh with his team. She had always found him attractive. The cheeky look in his eyes when he smiled was particularly sexy. She wondered if he would be shocked to know she had fantasies about screwing him. "Thanks for the cake, everyone," she said. "It's my favorite, especially the icing! But I'll try to be good and not have too much." "Chill, cake wench," he said, showing his sexy smile. "You deserve a treat once a year." Everyone laughed. That evening she had to stay late to finish an urgent report. A few workers remained in other areas, but everyone in

Cake
Cake by Unsung Muse © In loving memory of Colleen Thomas, A.J.M., Lemon Pound Cake, & 'snow-forts' built of Scottish quilts… ~ Penny stepped through the open sliding doors -- a tattered yellow patchwork quilt, well-loved-to-lumpy, the only buffer between her steam-fresh flesh and this new brisk sting of the seasons' first snowfall. The makeshift cloak proved more cumbersome than cozy, as she tried to keep it in place with one hand and bent to trail her fingers through a perfect unmarked drift. "Snow doesn't taste the same as it did when I was a kid." Penny closed her eyes and brushed her fingertips back and forth over chilled lips. She sounded more puzzled than disappointed. From the second-floor balcony, Penny looked out over the sleeping neighborhood. She watched the light dusting of white -- rise, shift, swirl, and fall -- collect into assorted points and peaks atop the single-story buildings and silent bungalows. "Wool..." Kate mused -- her voice s

Cake Or Bed
CAKE OR BED A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. FINE, THEN THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO FINE, SHE SAYS THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS. HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!! SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS................................... HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE

Cake Or Bed
Body: CAKE OR BED A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, "HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW". HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, "FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO". FINE, THEN THE WIFE ASKS, "WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT " TO WHICH HE REPLIED, "FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO". "FINE", SHE SAYS "THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE F RONT DOOR? THEY A RE ABOUT TO BREAK " "I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS". HE SAYS, "DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!! " SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS................................... HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATE

Cake - Frank Sinatra
We know of an ancient radiation That haunts dismembered constellations, A faintly glimmering radio station. While Frank Sinatra sings "Stormy Weather", The flies and spiders get along together. Cobwebs fall on an old skipping record. Beyond the suns that guard this roost, Beyond your flowers of flaming truth, Beyond your latest ad campaigns... An old man sits, collecting stamps In a room all filled with chinese lamps. He saves what others throw away; He says that he'll be rich someday. We know of an ancient radiation That haunts dismembered constellations, A faintly glimmering radio station. We know of an ancient radiation That haunts dismembered constellations, A faintly glimmering radio station. While Frank Sinatra sings "Stormy Weather", The flies and spiders get along together; Cobwebs fall on an old skipping record.

Cake Or Bed
CAKE OR BED A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, 'HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW'. HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, 'FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO'. FINE, THEN THE WIFE ASKS, 'WELL THEN, COULD YOU FI X THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT ' TO WHICH HE REPLIED, 'FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO'. 'FINE', SHE SAYS 'THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK ' 'I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS'. HE SAYS, 'DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!! ' SO HE GOES TO THE BAR

Cake - No Phone
No phone No phone I just want to be alone today No phone no phone Ringing stinging Jerking like a nervous bird Rattling up against his cage Calls to me throughout the day See the feathers fly No phone No phone I just want to be alone today No phone No phone No phone no phone I just want to be alone today Rhyming chiming got me working all the time Gives me such a worried mind Now I don't want to seem unkind But God (it's such a crime) No phone No phone I just want to be alone today No phone no phone No phone No phone I just want to be alone today No phone no phone Shaking quaking Waking me when I'm asleep Never lets me go too deep Summons me with just one beep The price we pay is steep I've been on fire And yet I've still stayed frozen So deep in the night My smooth contemplations will always be broken My deepest concerns will stay buried and unspoken No I don't have any change but here's a few subway tokens No phone No phone I just want to be alone today

Cake Anyone?
Sometimes we wonder, "What did I do to deserve this?" or "Why did God have to do this to me?" Here is a wonderful explanation! A daughter is telling her mother how everything is going wrong: she's failing algebra; her boyfriend broke up with her and her best friend is moving away. Meanwhile, her Mother is baking a cake and asks her daughter if she would like a snack, and the daughter says, "Absolutely, Mom, I love your cake." "Here, have some cooking oil," her Mother offers. "Yuck," says her daughter. "How about a couple raw eggs?" "Gross, Mom!" "Would you like some flour then? Or maybe baking soda?" "Mom, those are all yucky!" To which the mother replies: "Yes, all those things seem bad by themselves. But when they are put together in the right way, they make a wonderfully delicious cake! God works the same way. Many times we wonder why He would let us go through such bad and difficult times. But God knows that when He puts these things all in His order

Cake - Never There
I need your arms around me I need to feel your touch I need your understanding I need your love so much You tell me that you love me so You tell me that you care But when I need you (baby) Baby, you're never there On the phone long, long distance always through such strong resistance First you say you're too busy I wonder if you even miss me Never there You're never there You're never ever ever ever there A golden bird that flies away A candle's fickle flame To think I held you yesterday Your love was just a game (x2) You tell me that you love me so You tell me that you care But when I need you (baby) Baby Take the time to get to know me If you want me why can't you just show me We're always on this roller coaster If you want me why can't you get closer Never there You're never there You're never ever ever ever there (x2)

Cake's Level Bullly
gangsta_princessFuGal2 Twisted*Head DoorHottie @Exotica asst n WhenDarkness *Fukid2 Cookie & Jman' spewed forth the following at '2008-04-10 07:45:06'.. > > > > > > > PLEASE HELP HIM LEVEL!!!! i know you want to! you can't resist! show some love..love returned! > > http://www.fubar.com/user/1513715 > > > This Bully brought to you by Gangsta_Princess : > > > > > > > > > > > > show love to me too > > > http://www.fubar.com/user/1631643 >

Cake
Little boy and his dad are at the zoo and see two lions goining at it and the little boy says dad what are they doing . The dad says baking a cake so the next morning the little boy ask dad you and mom baked a cake last night didnt you and the dad says yes howed you know and the boy said cause i licked the icing off the couch

Cake Disaster
Many years ago my just married young cousin moved into an upstairs apartment and invited some of her women friends over for the evening. She put out snacks and then came out with a cake that looked like a disaster. She apologized and said she didn't know what happened to the cake because, she explained, "I even used the high altitude directions because I live upstairs."

Cake Or Bed
A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL MATCH WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, 'HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.' HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, 'FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE 'POWERGEN' WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!' 'FINE!' THEN THE WIFE ASKS, 'WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT' TO WHICH HE REPLIED, 'FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE 'FRIDGIDAIRE' WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!' 'FINE!' SHE SAYS 'THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK' 'I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS', HE SAYS, 'DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE 'TAYLOR WOODROW' WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS, I'M GOING TO THE PUB!!!!' SO HE GOES TO THE PUB AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS................ HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOM

12.01.08 - Cake - Sheep Go To Heaven
SONG VERSION BELOW Sheep Go To Heaven - Cake LYRICS BELOW I'm not feeling alright today I'm not feeling that great I'm not catching on fire today Love has started to fade I'm not going to smile today I'm not gonna laugh You're out living it up today I've got dues to pay And the gravedigger puts on the forceps The stonemason does all the work The barber can give you a haircut The carpenter can take you out to lunch Now but I just want to play on my panpipes I just want to drink me some wine As soon as you're born you start dyin' So you might as well have a good time (ah no) Sheep go to heaven Goats go to hell Sheep go to heaven Goats...go to hell (ah no...ah yea...ah right) I don't wanna go to Sunset Strip I don't wanna feel the emptiness Bold marquees with stupid band names I don't wanna go to Sunset Strip I don't wanna go to Sunset Strip I don't wanna feel the emptiness Bold marquees with stupid band names I don't wanna go to Sunset

Cake And Wonderwall :d
You know what phrase has always bothered me? "You want your cake and you wanna eat it too." Why would you want cake if you didn't want to eat it? Or COULDN'T eat it?? It's never made sense to me. Why would I go to all the trouble to get cake, if I'm not able to sink my teeth into the sweet, deliciousness that is cake? I'm not gonna let it sit there! They should change it to.. "You want your cake, you wanna eat it AND you want seconds." Nobody needs seconds. *SHRUG* RANDOM: I love Jae for this ♥ -REL

The Cake
Time poll crowns 4chan founder moot 'most influential person' 6:58 PM, April 27, 2009 ***i must point out one fallacy...in reference to the "cake"...the media was trolled there when they alleged it to be the chat room for anti scientology raids, lol*** North Americans are worrying about swine flu. PC users are worrying about the Conficker virus. And companies promoting democratic Internet polls have to worry about 4chan. Members of the underground message board appear to have successfully gamed Time's third annual World's Most Influential Person poll. Time has relented and officially crowned the founder of 4chan, who goes by the alias "moot," as the winner. Time directly addresses the apparent orchestration by 4chan to influence the poll's results in its follow-up article. Moot "handily beat the likes of Barack Obama, Vladimir Putin and Oprah Winfrey," Time writes. "To put the magnitude of the upset in perspective, it's worth noting that everyone moot beat out actually

Cake Or Bed
CAKE OR BED A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. FINE, THEN THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO FINE, SHE SAYS THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!! SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS............................... HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THAT THE STEP

Cake Sale - Some Surprise
Your lips come as some surprise, That they would want to come and meet mine, They never taste like the last time, Your lips come as some surprise! I was always a special child, Circuit boards for my insides. All I dreamed of was flying high, So your lips came as some surprise. Your lips come as some surprise, That they would want to come and meet mine, They never taste like the last time, Your lips come as some surprise! I was never one of the boys Throwing shapes and power ploys. In your arms warmth I did find, In your seat I did decline. Your lips come as some surprise, That they would want to come and meet mine, They never taste like the last time, Your lips come as some surprise! Now that we've sat for a while You've shown me yours and I've shown you mine Even after all this time Your lips come as some surprise. Your lips come as some surprise, That they would want to come and meet mine, They never taste like the last time, Your lips come as some surprise! Your lips come as s

Cakes To Hit The Delicious Dimensions
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Cake Delight Caresses Your Bangalore Connections
Just the mention of cake is enough to go for it and CakesDeliveryBangalore.com just drives you for that. Chocolate, cream, fruit, egg or without egg, any variety of cakes as well as gifts you are looking for, it's right here at www.cakesdeliverybangalore.com for you, anywhere in India. Our collections will surely make the day for your celebration.

Cakes To Count Delicacy Whatever You Celebrate
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Cake Baking Tips And Tricks!
Here are some really cupcake cup handy cake baking tips and tricks for you to use... 1) Preheat cupcake liners the oven first before starting to bake, make sure the rack is in the center of the oven (unless directed differently in the recipe) and keep pan in the center of the rack. If you're baking more cupcake cups than one pan at a time, keep them at least 2? away from the walls of the oven and from each other. 2) Add 1 envelope of unflavored gelatin to the cake batter, helps prevent the top of the cake paper straws splitting cupcake wrappers or cracking. 3) Add a teaspoon of lemon juice to the butter and sugar called for in the recipe before mixing the rest of the ingredients. Helps make the cake lighter. 4) Separate eggs Wedding Cupcake Liners before adding them to recipes-beat yolks till golden and creamy then add to the butter/sugar mixture. Beat the egg whites until light and frothy before folding them into the butter mixture. 5) Flower Cupcake Liners Substitute o

Cal
Getting up from her seat, she approaches the man. He sits and continues to look blankly out the window. Looking him over, he seems plain and unassuming. Short reddish blond hair coming to a widows peak, pale skin, almost ashen in color. His eyes are most striking, dark, and (her mind must be playing tricks on her, she tells herself) swirling orbs in a sunken face. He looks as though he has seen hell, and lived to tell about it. She realizes she has no idea how long she has been staring at him. He looks up at her, and in a calm voice, says” I think you better take your seat”. The words chill her to the bone. Shaking visibly she backs up and stumbles back onto the bench seat. She notices his gaze has shifted to the front of the car. She sees his hand tighten into a fist and almost....disappear, no it has been a long day. Up ahead you can hear the turmoil. Gunshots being fired, people yelling. A large creature is in the next car and the people within are fighting for their li

Calabacitas Con Queso - Zucchini With Cheese
INGREDIENTS: * 1 1/2 pounds zucchini, cut into bite sized pieces * 1 (15.25 ounce) can whole kernel corn * 1 medium onion, sliced * 1 medium green bell pepper, coarsely chopped * 1 medium tomato, coarsely chopped * 1 tablespoon vegetable oil * 2 teaspoons white sugar * 1 1/2 pounds Monterey Jack cheese, cubed DIRECTIONS: 1. In a saucepan with a lid, combine zucchini, corn, onion, green pepper, tomato, and vegetable oil. Cover, and cook over medium heat until tender. 2. Gently stir in the sugar; add cheese on top, but do not stir. Cover, and continue cooking until cheese is melted. Stir, and add remaining cheese; cover, and continue cooking until melted. Serve warm.

Calabacitas
"A light lunch, or serve with cheese and tortillas. Also good as a side dish with your favorite Mexican food." Original recipe yield: 4 servings. Prep Time: 20 Minutes Cook Time: 10 Minutes Ready In: 30 Minutes Servings: 4 (change) INGREDIENTS: * 1 tablespoon olive oil * 1 large onion, chopped * 3 cloves garlic, minced * 4 small zucchini, diced * 1 fresh poblano chile pepper, seeded and chopped * 1 cup frozen whole kernel corn * 1 (15 ounce) can black beans, rinsed and drained * 1/2 teaspoon salt, or to taste DIRECTIONS: 1. Heat olive oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat. Add onion and garlic, and cook, stirring until translucent. Add zucchini and poblano pepper, and saute until soft. Stir in corn and beans, and heat through. Season with salt to taste.

Calandar Of Holidays
Jul 20 - 31 December Celebration of the Norse New Year; a festival of 12 nights. This is the most important of all the Norse holidays. On the night of December 20, the god Freyr rides over the earth on the back of his shining boar, bringing Light and Love back into the World. Jul signifies the beginning and end of all things; the darkest time (shortest hour of daylight) during the year and the brightest hope re-entering the world. During this festival, the Wild Hunt is at its greatest fervor, and the dead are said to range the Earth in its retinue. The god Odin is the leader of this Wild Ride; charging across the sky on his eight-legged horse, Sleipnir; a very awe-inspiring vision. In ancient times, Germanic and Norse children would leave their boots out by the hearth on Solstice Eve, filled with hay and sugar, for Sleipnir's journey. In return, Odin would leave them a gift for their kindness. Thurseblot (Full Moon of January) Minor feast honoring Thor, the protector

Calamity
The Calamity of your touch, Made my body rush. The way you looked into my eyes, Underneath those moonlight skies. My heart held you so dearly, Not another could get near me. The calamity of your love, Felt like white turtle doves. Soft and silky, Yet gentle and free. The Calamity of you leaving, Made my heart stop beating. Even in the darkness of the night, I can feel you deep inside. The calamity of the pain, I am hiding once again. There is no where to run, And no where to hide. I just sit under the midnight skies, Feeling the Calmaity in my life. Dee Parent i All Rights Reserved

Calamari In A Creamy White Wine Sauce
INGREDIENTS 1/2 pound linguine pasta 2 tablespoons olive oil 3 cloves garlic, crushed 8 ounces squid, cleaned and cut into rings and tentacles 3/4 cup white wine 3 cherry peppers, thinly sliced 2 tablespoons cornstarch 1 cup cream crushed red pepper flakes to taste salt and pepper to taste 1/2 cup shredded fresh basil 1/4 cup freshly grated Parmesan cheese DIRECTIONS 1. Bring a large pot of lightly salted water to a boil. Add pasta and cook for 8 to 10 minutes or until al dente; drain. 2. Heat olive oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat. Add crushed garlic, and cook for a few seconds until it turns golden brown. Stir in the squid, and cook until it turns white. Pour in white wine and cherry pepper slices; bring to a simmer, and cook until the wine is reduced by half, about 3 minutes. 3. Stir cornstarch into the cream, and add to the simmering calamari. Season with red pepper flakes, basil, salt, and pepper; stir until thickened. To serve, toss pasta

Calamari With Tomato Sauce
INGREDIENTS 3 tablespoons olive oil 3 cloves garlic, sliced 1 (28 ounce) can tomato puree 28 fluid ounces water 1/2 cup red wine 1 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon white sugar crushed red pepper to taste 1 (16 ounce) package uncooked linguine pasta 3 pounds squid, cleaned and sliced into rings DIRECTIONS 1. Heat olive oil in a large saucepan over medium heat. Stir in the garlic and cook until lightly brown. Stir in tomato puree, water, red wine, salt, sugar and crushed red pepper. Bring to a boil. Reduce heat and simmer 30 minutes, stirring occasionally 2. Bring a large pot of lightly salted water to a boil. Add linguine and cook for 8 to 10 minutes or until al dente; drain. 3. Stir calamari into the tomato puree mixture. Continue to simmer approximately 15 minutes, until squid is opaque. Check frequently to avoid overcooking squid. Serve squid and sauce over cooked linguine.

Calamari Imbottiti
8 small squid 1 small onion,chopped 2 tablespoons raisins 1−1/2 cups bread crumbs 1 teaspoon minced parsley 2 tablespoons grated Parmesan cheese salt and pepper 1 egg ,well beaten 1 #2 can tomatoes 4 tablespoon olive oil 1 clove garlic Have fish dealer clean squid thoroughly, removing eyes, outside skin and intestines. Cut off heads and tentacles. Wash well, and drain. Combine remaining ingredients, and fill the cavity in each squid with stuffing. Sew squid closed, or fasten with toothpicks. Place in baking dish or pan, and cover with the following sauce: 1 #2 can tomatoes, 4 tablespoon olive oil, 1 clove garlic. Brown garlic in oil, mash tomatoes with fork, and add. Simmer for 10 minutes. Then pour over squid and bake in hot oven 400 degree for 35 minutes, or until tender. Serve whole with sauce.

Calan Gaeaf - Samhain - Halloween A Brief History
Halloween's origins date back to the ancient Celtic festivals of Irish Samhain (pronounced sow-in), Scottish Gaelic samhainn, and the Welsh Calan Gaeaf. The Celts, who lived 2,000 years ago in the area that is now Ireland, the United Kingdom, and most of modern France, celebrated their new year on November 1. This day marked the end of summer and the harvest and the beginning of the dark, cold winter, a time of year that was often associated with human death. Celts believed that on the night before the new year, the boundary between the worlds of the living and the dead became blurred. On the night of October 31, they celebrated Samhain, when it was believed that the ghosts of the dead returned to earth. In addition to causing trouble and damaging crops, Celts thought that the presence of the otherworldly spirits made it easier for the Druids, or Celtic priests, to make predictions about the future. For a people entirely dependent on the volatile natural world, these prophecies

1 Calça Vermelha E 3 Looks‎
Que as calças coloridas estão em alta, isso toda mulher sabe. Mas, entre as inúmeras tonalidades que aparecem no mercado, o xodó das fashionistas parece mesmo ficar por conta das calças vermelhas que ganha, uma atenção a mais quando o assunto é cor. As calças que ganharam notoriedade em corpos como Katie Holmes e Pippa Middleton, agora também começam a ganhar as ruas. Então, se você adora uma calça colorida e está pensando em aderir à moda, mas na hora de montar o visual acha a peça um tanto quanto extravagante, está na hora de perder o medo. Nós sugerimos acima algumas produções para te inspirar. Camisas de seda e chiffon, acessórios em tons terrosos e estampas animal print, maxicolares e pulseiras douradas formam lindas combinações com as calças vermelhas, sem falar que não são nada exuberantes. Não tem medo de ousar? A combinação com peças em pink, roxo e laranja também ficam uma graça. Pode se jogar sem medo.

Calças Estampadas Estão Em Alta; Combine-as Com Suas Peças
Celebridades e fashionistas, como Jessica Alba, Sophie Charlotte e Evan Rachel Wood, desfilam suas pernas em lindas estampas — que vão desde formas não definidas até florais. As calças com prints foram aposta nos desfiles da última semana de moda de Paris. “Esse tipo de peça será o hit da próxima estação”, revela a consultora de imagem, Rachel Muffato. Mas preste atenção quando for compor o visual. “Use blusas e jaquetas lisas. Se bater aquele espírito extravagante, jogue um listrado com cores sóbrias na mistura”, aconselha Raphael Sayhoun, diretor da marca de roupas Bobstore. Qual combina mais com seu estilo? Quem é romântica e comportada pode preferir as peças mais delicadas, em tons pastel e estampas florais. As ousadas apostam em looks chamativos com cores neon. E as roqueiras provavelmente gostam de experimentar estampas diferentes, com formas assimétricas e desenhos inusitados. “Em todos os casos, o salto alto é essencial para valor

Calatoresc Incet Spre Inima Ta
Visele ne sunt aripile sufletului , ele ne pot reda libertatea chiar sin cea mai intunecata lume . In cele mai dificile momente a existat un vis care m-a inaltat intotdeauna peste greutatile vietii , se facea ca priveam inainte cu ochii inflacarati de curaj si pieptul arzand de speranta de pe catargul vasului meu , brazdand fulgerator o mare de foc in asfintit . Goneam spre soarele inecat in flacari , in urma mea lumea se afunda in intuneric si totusi chipul imi stralucea luminat de o fericire din ce in ce mai intensa . In curand aveam sa alung toate necazurile si intunericul din jurul meu caci ma apropiam de un taram unde asa ceva nu mai exista , o da , soarele stia prea bine de ce se ascunde acolo , goneam nebuneste in urma lui exaltand de fericire ... caci calatoaream spre inima ta . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoxptgRg70k&list=PL1147BB3E32CAF

Calculate This
Calculate This Take the number of the month you were born multiply by 4 add 13 multiply by 25 subtract 200 add the day of the month on which you were born multiply by 2 subtract 40 multiply by 50 add the last two digits of the year you were born subtract 10,500. Notice anything funny about your answer?

Calcutta Servant Girl
Calcutta Servant Girl by eroticaressa © We'd been two years living in Calcutta when my life changed forever. My husband, Peter, was a high-tech hired gun who'd been brought in by a powerful new Indian computer conglomerate to straighten out the problems that often came to companies that grew too fast. Pete had just finished up grad school at MIT and his skills had started to come in great demand. The company was flying us out first class and had found us an incredibly luxurious home in a fashionable part of Calcutta and they'd already hired us a cook, a maid, and a yard man! In Boston, I was supporting the two of us on my lowly boutique shop-girl's salary while Peter went through school and we could barely afford rent and food, forget about the "luxe" life. The idea of being a lady of leisure surrounded by an attentive staff was the stuff dreams were made of and I was packed and ready to go as soon as the offer was made. I promptly tossed all my heavy winter things and went

Calcified Saint
Calcified Saint Crucified, Calcified Saint, What tears would you weep, Your legacy complete? Like cord wood, They've stacked the bodies; The fishes fattened - Cinders - Your name in blood. In hopes of false salvation, Weak hearts, Weak minds - Mad shepherds leading Brainless sheep To slaughter. Is this your legacy, Calcified Saint? Is this why Millions mislead, Millions dead? Your tears are blood red, Crucified by Fate.

A Calculator Without Numbers
Back to the cold restless streets at night. Talk to myself about tomorrow night. Walls of white protest a gravestone in name. Who is it now? It's always the same. Who is it now? Who calls me inside? Are the leaves on the trees just a living disguise? I walk the street rain tragicomedy. I'll walk home again to the street melody. Life through a window. Discolored pain. Mrs. Brown's washing is always the same. Do you feel in me anything redeeming? Any worthwhile feeling? Is love like a tightrope hanging on my ceiling?

Calcified Saint
Calcified Saint A Poem Crucified, Calcified Saint, What tears would you weep – Your legacy complete? Like cordwood, They’ve stacked the bodies; The fishes fattened - Cinders – Your name in blood. In hopes of false salvation, Weak hearts, Weak minds – Mad shepherds leading Brainless sheep To slaughter. Is this your legacy, Calcified Saint? Is this why Millions mislead, Millions dead? Your tears are blood red, Crucified by Fate. 1-14-99

Calculated Madness
Constant complication contrives the calloused hands of communication Cramped, cornered left craving for complete connection Clarity creased by careless clutter Another classic case of complacency claims this clouded creation Countless cackles echo of these corrugated crimes As cries of confession seep through cracks in this crumbling canyon Those cliffs upon which contempt corroded all capacity for correlation Clinging like a cancer to a candy-coated hierarchy of crisp versus crinkled collars Comply as would a creature condemned by it's own corruption to this crippled character of caution and conformity And concede to this cloyed continuance you call Life Copyright 2012 Ella Valentine

Calculating The Cost
Soreness in my throat, from too many pills. Has given me a headache, wondering if it will. Numb my pain, after all that is lost. Filling my prescription, calculating the cost. Money isn’t the object, at hand. My sanity is in question, where I stand. Mirrored images, jade my thoughts. Within these headaches, thickening my plot. What is my glitch, my reason for such? Distorted memories, a tarnished touch. Perhaps these headaches, aren’t headaches at all. Perhaps they are building blocks, strengthening the wall. The wall built not by me, but by life itself. Separating me, from even myself.

Calender...
I was approached by this Agency this week. they asked if I would be interested in posing for a calender. I checked them out and they are legit and pay pretty good :D I guess we will see. I have checked out some of their past calenders and they are pretty nice. I don't know anything about modeling tho ugg..

2007 Calenders
Hey all my Cherry Luvs....My 2007 calenders will be available very soon! There will be a few different choices.Ask REALLY nice and I might custom make you one!...I like presents..hehehe! I luv all my new Cherry Squeezes and can't wait to meet more!....*kisses* Please let me know if you are intrested and I will provide more information....

Calendar Hottie!!!
I am currently in a calendar contest/ Playing Card Contest. and want to win first place to make it as The March Hottie... but I need your help! If you would be so kind and vote for me. You may vote a few times a day for me! Go to -Tristatehotties.com Go to- "Calendar Contest" - Vote for Miss Lush! ALSO Go to- " Playing Card Contest"- Also vote Miss Lush. I'm currently located in "6" Please help me out! I'll be in RIX Magazine as well as the calendar. I am thanking everyone in advance! Let me know you voted too!!

Caledonia: Entertaining Guests
Caledonia: Entertaining Guests by IrisCitadel © Renee woke many hours later with a mild case of disorientation. Absorbing her surroundings—the silken bedsheets, the pillows piled high around her head—she suddenly remembered everything that had transpired over the last twenty-four hours. She was on Caledonia, playing the part of a lianir, sexual chattel. As far as the people here were concerned, she belonged to... Jack. Heat flooded her cheeks, followed by shame that quickly boiled over into anger. How dare he take advantage of her so shamelessly—on their very first night in Caledonia! Sure, they could never be assured of privacy and had to play their parts well to keep damaging information from reaching the king, but they had no knowledge of the intimate behaviors between men and women here. Apart from the strange contents of that room, he couldn't know for a fact that his way was the right way. She threw the covers aside and started to sit up when the implication of her

A Calendar Of Cunning
Falling into a void….where will it lead….presumably somewhere….but this journey could be nothing….the voices are still there….they sound familiar to be honest….oh yeah….but the lies don’t always become lies until they have sunk into a trench of vinegar….I’ve completed my journey so now what….nothing I can do but wait for the next one….I guess this is the way of the wandering….wondering why this is even relevant….tomorrows Tuesday will be next years august….but it should be worth the wait….the suspense is deafening….for that moment when all seems real….but then it hits….that unfamiliar astounding voice….the purple picker with all the wonders of the world coming forth to grant its guidance….a guide or a trick….lets see…shall we play this out or just scream in bloody agony at the screech in its cunning….I wonder how I can be psychotic if I am not always wrong….but I am not always right….so it starts again….and the trick of the walk is to remain in a stance of trances….falling prey to all

Calena Sfw
This is a piece I wrote many years back while I was playing Everquest. If any of you have played then some of it may remind you of the game. Basically this is a role play story using my character in the game, Reelorn Meridius, and another character in the game named Calena Warmheart. Hope you all enjoy it. And let me know if you like this stuff, I have quit a bit more of this as well. *************************************************** The Tizmak were a weak foe. My thirst for blood and for some form of vengeance was great. I march deep within the caverns of the Tizmak and began my brutal slaughter. I had been many many days since my head was rested and sleep fell upon my eyelids. I was weak as well, but my superior strength to the Tizmak gave me an unfair advantage, and as I marched deep within the dark cold cave, I left a trail of death upon my footsteps. My Ornate Sword of the General was non discriminatory, as it would quickly strike down every form of life I cam

2008 Calendars
Want a unique calendar that all your friends will envy ?Want a calendar that is artistically sexy and fetish and lifestyle??? Well I have the solution for you. GO here: http://www.deviantart.com/print/2262754/ That where you can get your 2008 calendars;) Dark embraces and bloody holiday greetings, Jezebel Tempting

Calendars
I have made a couple of calendar pages for a couple of people. I like doing them. If you like one let me know. I am thinking and wondering about doing a whole calendar. Would Fubar let me do a calendar "The Women of Fubar"? The couple I have made are in the photo folder "Calendars I have made".

Calendar Now Available!!!
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I would like to host a contest for a special series of women known as Rabbit's Calendar Girls. This contest will first start off for February calendar and January's calendar will have all 12 ladies on it. Rules are quite simple, let me have a photo that deals with month you want to compete for and then people may comment bomb plus rate it for you to win. Prizes will be awarded in December 2008 right before midnight on the 31st. Good luck to all and have fun ladies!

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Calendar Girls Final Standings
HERE ARE THE FINAL STANDINGS AND RATE COUNTS FOR THE CALENDAR GIRL CONTEST!! CONGRATULATIONS TO THE WINNERS IT WAS A WELL FAUGHT CONTEST WITH MINIMAL DRAMA. i WILL CONTACT EACH AND EVERY CONTESTANT BY PRIVATE MAIL AND LET THEM KNOW WHERE THEY FINISHED BESIDE POSTING THIS BLOG SO HERE THEY ARE YOUR CALENDAR GIRLS FOR 2009: 1ST-PEGGY SUE-2116 2ND-LACEY-1203 3RD-MINOU MINOU-743 4TH-MyZtErY-596 5TH-TNK590 6TH-DEB-562 7TH-CHELLE BELLE-472 8TH-RUBYLIPS-450 9TH-PHOENIX-398 10TH-SWEETCHERRYPIE-397 11TH-JENNICENSE-383 12TH-SUNSHINE-360 THOSE ARE YOUR 12 WINNERS BUT I HAVE DECIDED TO PAY ALL GIRLS WHO FINISHED THE CONTEST A CONSELLATION PRIZE OF FU BUCKS WHICH I WILL DETERMINE AFTER I PAY OUT THE FIRST 12 13TH-REDNECKANGEL-340 14TH-SINFUL PLEASURES-339 15TH-BABZ-276 16TH-KIM CORR-BARTUCCO-182 16TH- TIE-FANTASY-182 18TH-MICKIRIO3-166 19TH-TANDY-162 20TH-CANADIAN PRINCESS-121 21ST-REBELTXN76-105 THANK YOU ALL FOR YOU COOPERATION AND YOUR INTEREST, I WILL BE HAVING AN

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2010 Calendar - Fayetteville, Nc
It's the beginning of a new year, and to work on getting my photography up and running I am starting to work on my 2010 Calendar. I am looking for ladies in the local area that would be interested in being a part of this project to help promote their own modeling careers or that wanting to do something new and have some fun. None of the modeling will be nude, it will consist of either bikini, tight/halter top and short shorts or skirts outfits, which ever is more comfortable for you, the choice is yours what you model in. I am also looking for individuals with extremely well kept and maintained sports cars/SUV's and motorcycles. All the photos will be TFS (trade for services). Everyone that participates will receive a CD with their photos to use how they wish to promote themselves or show to friends/family, etc. Anyone interested please contact me either here on my myspace or at my other e-mail: laven_photography@yahoo.com So hit me up and let's have some fun doing so

Calendar
For those who I am making a calendar...I will start working on them next week.All of you have different taste as to which pic you would like to have in the calendar. So I need to collect them all yet. Please be patient with me on it...it is on my main project I am working on. I have a life too outside Fu. Thank you for understanding. Muah

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Some woman complained I was an old, nasty man into boobs, so she wouldn't accept my friendship request. Are boobs so terrible? Anyway I took most of those pics down and made others for friends or family. Did I cave too easily?

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California Melee - 750 Miles Of Beer
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California
I'll be headed to southern California in less then two weeks for a new job and with the hopes of making it my career. This job/career is in the modeling industry. I'm excited, nervous, anxious and scared, but I'm wanting October 1st to hurry the hell up and get here, lol. I'm more excited then anything though. So, being just a girl from Texas, I'm a little scared as to what it's gonna be like out there in California. I've always heard that it's wayyy different out there compared to here. Everything about it is different. So, if you're from out there, or have been there before, any advice would be helpful to me. Thanks y'all. :) Much love to everyone. Kisses.

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California Party Punch
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California Pink Shrimp Omelette
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California Walnut, Turkey, And Rice Salad
This salad is a meal all in one Ingredients: Salad 3cups cooked brown rice 2 cups diced cooked turkey (white meat) ½ cup diagonally sliced celery ¼ cup pineapple chunks, drained ¼ cup mandarin oranges, drained ¼ cup water chestnuts, drained and thinly sliced ¼ cup thinly sliced scallions ¼ cup chopped walnuts 6 cups lettuce leaves (try romaine, spinach, Boston or mache) Dressing ½ cup low-fat lemon yogurt ½ cup low-fat mayonnaise 1 tsp lemon rind ½ tsp curry powder Instructions: 1. In a large bowl combine all the salad ingredients, except for the lettuce 2. Mix together the dressing ingredients 3. Combine the salad and the dressing and mix together. Cover and refrigerate. 4. When ready to serve take 1 cup of the salad mixture and pour over 1 cup of the lettuce leaves Nutritional Information: Exchanges 2 Starch 2 Lean Meat Calories 262 Calories from Fat 52 Total Fat 6 g Saturated Fat 1 g Cholesterol 34 mg Sodium 205 mg Carbohydrate 33

California Taco Chili Bake
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Calif. Couple Calls For Orgasm For Peace
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California Is Such A Scam...
I moved here for warm weather and sunshine and let me tell you - sometimes the sun shines so many damn days in a row that I wanna scream, but the past few nights have been so stinkin' cold I can't stand it!! I know, I know...it's not east coast cold...but it's still cold!!!!! I hate it.

California Legislation Being Passed To Exterminate Pit Bulls- Anyone Know How This Progressing?
SAVE US BY CLICKING AND VOTE! THE LINK TO PETITION Against it. If any of you out there are my friends, I ask you out of the kindness of my heart to repost this. If you're not my friend, I ask you search for the source compassion in your soul and repost this anyway. More importantly, if you're in a position to, DO something about it. This is about California legislation being passed to exterminate pit bulls. If it passes in California, it could be on it's way to anywhere. Someone has to try to make a difference...what if it were your pet? It would be great if cherryTAP could be used for something good other than getting dates. Please pass the word along and post this...so as many people can see this as possible.

Californians
You know you're from California if: 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercing's and none are visible. 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house. 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English. 4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower. 5. You can't remember . . . . is pot illegal? 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor. 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian. 8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal? 9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears. 10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S. Add another dollar if you live in San Diego. 11. When you drive illegally, they take your driver's license but if you're here illegally, they want to give you one. 12. Your car insurance costs as

California Congressional Democrats Lead The Way In Increasing Minimum Wage For America's Working Families
Press Release: January 10, 2007 by CDP Press Office Today, California Democrats in Congress did what Republicans refused to do for ten years, they voted to give workers an increase in the federal minimum wage, raising it from $5.15 to $7.25. In addition to increasing minimum wage the new Democratic Congress has wasted no time getting to work on the people's business, already passing historic ethics reform and the bi-partisan 9-11 Commission recommendations. "Last year, here in California, Assembly Speaker Fabian Nuñez and Senate President pro tem Don Perata took the lead on the issue by passing legislation to raise the minimum wage and getting the governor to finally sign it," said California Democratic Party Chairman Art Torres. "While hundreds of thousands of California workers will benefit from Democratic efforts to raise the minimum wage, millions of other American workers have been given the short end of the stick. California's own Speaker Nancy Pelosi led Congressi

California Dreamin'
When I met her… I was trapped somewhere between hell and insanity And she… was married. Although she said; “Not happily” I was reluctant to correspond at first But damn! There was something about this sweet lady’s verse. She was from L.A. And me… The DNA-LEVEL-C Her vibe was angelic, Like that of the city from which she came But, she was strong willed And even insisted on calling me by my birth name What began as a conversation About the inhumanity of our situation Evolved quickly like caterpillar to butterflies To include stories of each others lives And I was drawn to her like moth to flame Like players to game But like the cookie jar an the top shelf She… was out of my reach And I began to want her desperately Like a mute desires speech I was dreamin’… California dreamin’ Dreamin’ of ways to become part of her life Despite the fact that she was another’s wife So I whispered memories of my past to her Hoping that she would include me in her future

California 1
I love being a California girl...got this in an e-mail today and had to share....some are so true and most are too funny... You know you're from California when.../ Californians are better because....... You say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and "hell of" and "hella"(Nor Cal only) and "faded" and "stoked" and "fo sho" and you say them often You know what real cheese taste like. You don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear. You can wear sandals all year long. You go to the Beach - not "down to the shore." You know 65 mph really means 100. When someone cuts you off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck around on the road. The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border). Our governor can kick your governors ass. You can go out at midnight.

California ????
Free Video and Image Hosting Sexi Graphics Codes Sexi Layouts So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, And Texan jokes, you know you're from California if: 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercing's and none are visible. 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house. 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a Conversation in English. 4. Your child's 3rd grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is Named Flower. 5. You can't remember . . . . Is pot illegal? 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor. 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are Grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian. 8. You can't remember . . . Is pot illegal? 9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears. 10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere Else in the U.S. 11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks

California Residents: Urge Governor Schwarzenegger To Stop The Medical Marijuana Id Card Fee Increase!
RE: For California Residents: Take Action for Affordable Access! ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Marijuana Policy Project Date: Feb 14, 2007 12:57 PM Urge Governor Schwarzenegger to stop the medical marijuana ID card fee increase! As you may have already heard, California's Department of Health Services (CDHS) is proposing an enormous increase in its annual application fee for the statewide medical marijuana ID card. The proposed increase of more than 1,000% will make the program too expensive for the majority of California's patients, who already incur excessive health care costs. Please take a few minutes today to contact Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger (R) and CDHS Director Sandra Shewry to express your outrage over the proposed fee hike for California's sick and dying patients. Without your help, the stateâ€™s portion of the medical marijuana ID card fee would skyrocket on March 1, from $6.50 to $71 for Medi-Cal patients and from $13 to $1

Cali, Texas & Alaska!!!
CALIFORNIA : - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well... Miami can hang. - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often - I know what real cheese & avocados taste like -Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal -We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down. -I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them Americans! -All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is - I don't get snow days off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear - I know 65 mph really means 100 - When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we don't fuck around on the road - The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border) - My governor can kick your govern

California
California, 1850 Do you know what happened this week back in 1850, in California? California became a state. The State had no electricity. The State had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gunfights in the streets. Basically, it was just like California today, except the women had real tits and the men didn't hold hands.

.44 Caliber Love Letter
Sifting through weathered photo albums (Does it make a difference?) Looking for gloriously aged polaroids (This is the way it is) (You think it really would make a difference? Would I hang on the beach in perfect black and hide?) Of places you've never been. (I broke through this hollow shell that once held me so tight I couldn't breathe) A place to accept you don't exist (Come with me, jump off the edge) "Smile for the camera sweetheart. I really wanna immortalize the moment." Just remember the first step in forgetting Is destroying all the evidence. With friends like you, Who needs subtext? Sub. Text. Sub. Text. This is a .44 caliber love letter straight from my heart. With a gun, make your shot. Let's hope for better shit. (Straight {straight!} from {from!} my {my!} heart {heart!}) That reason for separation. (Straight {straight!} from {from!} my {my!} heart {heart!}) Straight from... my... heart. Christened by your bullet. I'm losing patience. Well I

California F*ucks Bully Owners
Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger signed SB861 into law creating a new path for Breed Specific Legislation to take effect in other states nationwide. As of now, the Bull Terrier breeds are now BANNED statewide and anyone having these animals in the state, whether residents or visitors, will face heavy fines and possible jail time. It's also possible that any bully owners still owning these dogs after the bill was signed into law will have their animals taken from them and destroyed. Here's the catch... SB861 was signed into law WITHOUT the consent of the California voting public. This bill was never presented to the citizens of California for their thoughts on it. It went straight to the Governor's desk and it was signed into law. This is what we have to look forward to if the "Governator" runs for goddamn President?!? Is this who you want in office signing things into law without the consent of the American public?!? The Governor of California went too far and unfortuna

California
I'll be sitting in on a a few shows with my long time friend A.J. Leone in Palm Springs and Los Angeles starting on May 18th 2007. Anyone who wants details just hit me up. I will be on the west coast until May 23rd or 24th. Dave ;)

California Dreaming
I cant help but to dream I wake up next to you maybe someday I can get lost within you worlds apart but so close we are lets alter physics and create a spark from nothing but conversation I need no explaination just enjoying elation oh how I love how you make me feel I give no thought to it not being real I want you to feel the way I do I want you to dream your near me too lets travel lets go so far away no baggage needed lets go in our minds maybe we'll find our passion in time maybe someday I can get lost in ur soul lets get together an lose control oh hell....maybe i'm just dreaming

6/3 California Ride
A big Hello and much luv to my Blog readers. Yesterday was a good day for a ride. My brother in Law had a place in mind to ride to that he thought I would enjoy. With gas tanks full he and I rode out of Freemont towards Livermore. From there we headed to Mt Hamilton which is in California's Diablo Mountain range. After to many turns and switchbacks to count we parked our bikes at The University of California's Lick Observitory. (Freemont elevation is 45' above sea level. We were now at 4200') after spending a few min enjoying the view we continued our ride now heading down the mountain again through a series of turns and switchbacks to San Jose and then back to Freemont. The ride was a blast. Last night with the use of Google Earth I was able to trace our route. Next ride will be this weekend when we head north into the redwoods.

California
Do you know what happened this week back in 1850, 157 years ago? California became a state. The State had no electricity. The State had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gunfights in the streets. So basically, it was just like California is today, except the women had real breasts and the men didn't hold hands.

California History
Do you know what happened this week back in 1850, 157 years ago? California became a state. The State had no electricity. The State had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gunfights in the streets. So basically, it was just like California is today, except the women had real breasts, and the men didn't hold hands.

Cali Livin
I am a "CALIFORNIAN." That means... -Everyone hates cops, including the cops! -I live next door to mexicans -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and "hell of" and "hella"(Nor Cal only) and "faded" and "stoked" and "fo sho" and I say them often - I know what real cheese & avocados taste like -All the porn you watch is made here, cause we fuck better and thats how it is - I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" - I know 65 mph really means 100 - When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck around on the road - The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border) - My governor can kick your governors a

Calissta's Cauldron - Week Two
Sicilian Streghe & Strega For those of you who wish to learn about La Vecchia Religione (The Old Religion), you are in the right place. Strega literally means witch in Italian, and is the practice of pagan rituals such as the occult and Wicca, better known as witchcraft. Strega is a female witch, Stregone is a male witch, collectively, they would be referred to as Streghe or Stregheria. The are not to be mistaken with the cult such as satanism or anything remotely related. It does however, have the belief of ancient gods and goddesses. Long before Christianity was made legal and dominated all of Italy and the world, Pre-Etruscan Italians had mysterious and magic practices and teachings which were further developed and refined by the Etruscans around 1000BC. The rise of the Roman Empire as well as other factors began to influence Italian religion. While all pagan religions were soon stomped out by the rise of Christianity, one of the most common remnants of this s

Californian
You know you're from Southern California when... 1) Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income. 2) You drive next to a Rolls Royce and don't notice. 3) You don't know anyone's phone number unless you check your cell phone. 4) You speak Spanish, but you're not Mexican. 5) You begin to "lie" to your friends about how close you are when you know damn well that it'll take you at least an hour to get there (see below). 6) Getting anywhere from point A to point B, no matter what the distance, takes about "twenty minutes" 7) You drive to your neighborhood block party. 8) In the "winter", you can go to the beach and ski at Big Bear on the same day or mow your lawn in your shorts on New Years Day, and maybe sunburn. 9) You eat a different ethnic food for every meal. 10) If your destination is more than 5 minutes away on foot, you're definitely driving. 11) Calling your neighbors requires knowing their area code. 12) You know what "In-'N

Cali Trip... Nsfw!!!!!!!!!!!
we finally arrived in cali... jan is there waiting for tom and i. we go get our luggage and i spot her... she is standing there looking a lil nervous... she fiddled a little bit with her purse. finally i walked up to her and gave her a huge hug. and we just laughed... silly girls.. tom and her hugged also..we rode to the hotel and jan pointed out things she wanted to show us after we were settled in. the holtel room was very pretty and as i unpacked i thought about all the times i told jan when i first saw her i was going to kiss her on the mouth.. i felt my insides tingle..i walked over to her and touched her face and told her i have been waiting along time to do this.. and i kissed her mouth.. slowly at first just soft sweet kisses i could tell she was nervous and i did not want to ruin it.. her lips parted and i knew she wanted to deepen the kiss.. i let my tongue enter her mouth and wrapped my arms around her waiste pulling her closer to me..i heard a soft moan escape her throat a

+californians For Universal Health Care!
CALIFORNIANS. PLEASE FVCKING SIGN. YES I AM YELLING AT YOU. "Hi -- I've just signed the OneCareNow petition for universal, high quality and affordable health insurance in California. I'm asking you to please sign the petition, too, by adding your voice. I think your name belongs on that declaration, too. You can put it there by visiting: http://www.onecarenow.org If this does not come in as a hyperlink, please cut and paste the above web site into your web browser. In just 22 minutes, a new video will show you how switching to a 'single payer health insurance plan' can bring full healthcare coverage to every Californian for life, and do it for less than we're paying for inadequate healthcare now. Don't miss seeing this video and don't wait to send the link to everyone you know! Use this link to go directly to the video: http://youtube.com/watch?v=jB0Vn_BppwM OneCareNow is a new effort by Californians to rally Californians - one by one. So far, thousands and thous

California Poll
CALIFORNIA POLL The latest telephone poll taken by the office of the Governor of California asked whether people who live in California think illegal immigration is a serious problem. A) 35% of respondents answered: "Yes, it is a serious problem" B) 65% of respondents answered: "No, es una problem seriosa"

Caliangelz Real Friends Step Up And Be Counted
http://fubar.com/user/228555 The Italian Mami..Cali u wish u looked like me u a beastttttttttttttttttt this bitch "bella mafia" has been having issues for over a year. as you can see by her NEW ID she's OBBSESSED with me lol. She is an insecure lil ghetto bitch who used to stalk me cuz I'm friends with her NOW ex. Can we guess why she's his EX??? now she's stalking another FRIEND of mine on here. She says he's her man LMAO...... they never met and they live close enough to meet. She says I'm after all the dick she's had lol but let's see she's never met this guy so what kinda dick is she getting from him and he knows as well as I do that I'm not after him. it's all in her ensecure mind!!! she attacked me on yahoo talking shit on my KIDS!!! butta4uboo (5:00:46 PM): and your kids are neasts butta4uboo (5:00:47 PM): hahaha butta4uboo (5:00:50 PM): beasts butta4uboo (5:05:50 PM): and stop making up stories pig your so fat and those kids are gross they aint even yours

California
Ok, so in Nov i'm going to be in cali for 4 days so far i've learned there's a subway sandwhich shop close to my hotel. That's about it. Hoping others from cali will send me suggestions on places and things not to miss while i'm out there. This will be my first trip to cali. I'll be in the LA/Anaheim area for a FFXI convention. Here's hoping my fubar friends will point me in some interesting directions. Espeically if I have to make early reservations or whatever.

Cali Trip So Far
I arrived about 6:00a.m. at the LAX airport. We got a taxi to the renessance hotel and booked a night stay. I woke up about 1:30 pm and got dressed went on a haunted tour of the city. It was really interesting. We visited Hollywood Forever cemetary which is suppose to be haunted by a very old hollywood actor named Cliffton Webb. (No idea who that is lol) Anyways he is suppose to haunt his moseleum. Tomorrow we are going on rodeo drive to do some shopping. I am very tired after leaving so early in the morning and not sleeping.

California Vs West-by God-virginia
California vs West-by God-Virginia Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from West Virginia came back and put them on their asses at the bottom. Just read all of it! This is GREAT ! ! lol CALIFORNIA: - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" - Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang. - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often - I know what real cheese & avocados taste like - Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal - We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down. - I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's! - All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is - I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear - I know 65 mph really means 100 - When someone cuts me off, t

California Love
FRIENDS VS> CALIFORNIA FRIENDS:Will stand by you while you piss. CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes. --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up ------------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points. -------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun " ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Cry with you. CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: laugh at you ----------------------------------

California Friends Vs. The Rest...*sigh* Hahaha
As a Californian.....this is soooooo TRUE!! FRIENDS:Will stand by you while you piss. CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Call your parents, drunk as hell, and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up. FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points. FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you in jail saying, "Damn, that shit was fun!" FRIENDS: Cry with you. CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Laugh at you, and buy you a drink. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought the shit in the first place. FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one

California Vs. Texas
CALIFORNIA: - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang. - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often - I know what real cheese & avocados taste like -Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal -We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down. -I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's! -All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is - I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear - I know 65 mph really means 100 - When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck around on the road - The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border) - My governor ca

Cali Or Tx?
this is a blog to let everyone know that i am moving to cali in about 3 weeks... if you are there and want to keep in touch hit me up on here or on myspace and we will do sooo. i don't get to talk to you guy's much but i will try more.... here is my myspace email address... gaytan2907@yahoo.com... keep in touch people.. much love to all of my friends!

California
USS California (BB-44), 1921-1959 USS California, a 32,300-ton Tennessee class battleship, was built at the Mare Island Navy Yard, California, and commissioned in August 1921. During the 1920s and 1930s, she actively participated in the activities of the United States Battle Fleet, often acting as flagship. In 1925, California was one of the ships that conducted a major trans-Pacific cruise to Australia and New Zealand. With most of the fleet, California deployed to Hawaii in 1940 and was based there as tensions rose in the Pacific over the next year. When Japanese carrier planes raided Pearl Harbor on 7 December 1941, she was badly damaged by torpedoes and bombs, slowly settling to the harbor bottom over the next few days. Her salvage, repair and modernization represented a major undertaking by the Pearl Harbor and Puget Sound Navy Yards and was not completed until January 1944. Over two and a half years after she was sunk, California reentered combat, providing heavy gunfire

Cali Fires
just came back from cali for a wkend getaway w/ my husband and our kids.....we had to drive where there were fires on each side of the road....it wasnt too bad but how freaky tho....there was this wooden elec pole still burning..flames coming out and all.................making for a gr8 horror flick...lol........

California Fires
Having lived in SoCal for 25 years I am feeling so bad for all the people there who are losing their homes. I remember plenty of wildfires from all the years I lived there but this is just way too much. My heart goes out to all of you.

California Fires
CALIFORNIA FIRES ARE BURNING OUT OF CONTROL, THE HORRIBLE OF THIS STORY IS, THAT MY DAUGTHERS DAD HAD TO BE EVACUATED WHO LIVES IN LAKE ARROWHEAD. AND NOW ITS HEADING TOWARDS HIGHLAND A PLACE I GREW UP..BORN AND RAISED..PEOPLE ARE USING THE WALMART I USED TO WORK AT PARKING LOT AS A HOTEL..CAUSE THEY HAVE NO PLACE TO GO..THE NATIONAL ORANGESHOW FAIRGROUNDS IS ANOTHER PLACE, A PLACE PEOPLE WOULD GO FOR A SWAP MEET, NOW A HOTEL..MY BOSS WHERE I RESIDE NOW, I GIVE CREDIT TOO..SHE IS AN ANIMAL RESCUE TEAM AND SHE IS OUT RIGHT NOW RESCUING THE HORSES AND ANY OTHER ANIMALS THAT NEEDS TO BE..I AM IN TEARS OVER THIS WHOLE THING..AFRAID ITS GONNA GET NEAR MY MOM..OVER A MILLION PEOPLE ALREADY HAD TO BE EVACUATED..I WANNA THANK ALL MY FUBAR FRIENDS WHO ARE CONCERN AND MY WELL BEING..CHEERS TO YOU ALL..AND THANK YOU..

Californians Look!!
For those in the California area, or with loved ones there I'm passing this on... VCA Animal Hospitals Offers Free Boarding for Pets Affected by Southern California Fires Link VCA Animal Hospitals announced today that local SOUTHERN California VCA facilities are offering free boarding for companion animals whose families have been evacuated or displaced as a result of the current firestorms. Conveniently located VCA animal hospitals will provide a safe environment for pets that have been affected by the fires through November 5, 2007 on a space available basis. As thousands of families are being evacuated to shelters or facing the loss of their homes, VCA hopes to ease their burden by offering free boarding for pets so they can focus on the critical issues with their families and homes,? said Art Antin, Chief Operating Officer of VCA Animal Hospitals. Boarding assistance for pets is based on space availability at individual VCA Animal Hospitals throug

California Is Burning Pray For Them
if you have a heart and actually care about your city you will read thisOn October 2007 over a dozen wildfires across Southern California, United States forced the evacuation of over 265,000 residents. Thousands of homes were completely destroyed which is REALLY scary.. this is actually our second huge WILD FIRE in San Diego, California and our last one took place on 10-25-03 which is pretty weird.. almost on the SAME DAY. Arnold Schwarzenegger asked Wyoming and other states to help us out with our fire by bringing more helicopters for water which is hopefully going to help us throughout the weekend. Schools are closed and students are worrying about it.. I mean do you really want to watch your city burn down? Its becoming a dangerous place so why should you worry about not going to school for a while? Its just ridiculous. This makes me cry and it should to you too. Many people were injured by this...this seriously breaks my heart.. if you have been watching the horrifying news earlier

California Wildfires
I would like to thank the First Responders throughout the US for their tireless efforts in fighting the California Wildfires. as most of you know, I'm an EMT and was right there with them, so I put up these pictures that were snapped in the midst of chaos.

California Grilled Veggie Sandwich
For a smoky and sumptuous veggie-filled grilled sandwich, try this easy recipe. All it takes is some veggies, focaccia bread, lemon-mayonnaise dressing, and crumbled feta. Prep Time: 30m Cook Time: 20m Ready in: 50m Yield: 4 servings Ingredients 1/4 cup mayonnaise 3 cloves garlic, minced 1 tablespoon lemon juice 1/8 cup olive oil 1 cup sliced red bell peppers 1 small zucchini, sliced 1 red onion, sliced 1 small yellow squash, sliced 2 (4-x6-inch) focaccia bread pieces, split horizontally 1/2 cup crumbled feta cheese Directions 1. In a bowl, mix the mayonnaise, minced garlic, and lemon juice. Set aside in the refrigerator. 2. Preheat the grill for high heat. 3. Brush vegetables with olive oil on each side. Brush grate with oil. Place bell peppers and zucchini closest to the middle of the grill, and set onion and squash pieces around them. Cook for about 3 minutes, turn, and cook for another 3 minutes. The peppers may take a bit longer. Remove from grill,

Cali Vs Tenn
Body: Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from TENNESSEE came back and put them on their asses at the bottom. Just read all of it! This is GREAT ! ! lol CALIFORNIA: - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" - Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang. - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often - I know what real cheese & avocados taste like - Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal - We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down. - I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's! - All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is - I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear - I know 65 mph really means 100 - When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high

Cali Rain
Please Make This Beautiful Sweet Caring Girl Smile Go Show Her Page Some Love Rate It Fan Her Add Her Luv Her. You Never Know You Play Enough And You May JUst Make This Nice Girl Naughty. All You Have To Do Is Click My Picture And Make Me Moan Cali Rain If You Click Me I May Turn NaughtyAm I Naughty Or Nice

Cali Is The Best Place To Be
somebody posted one about pensylvania thinking there should be a competition accusing all cali girls to be fake fake boobs fake hair fake nails fake everything well i wasnt gonna post this till i read that fuck that shit i stand up for myself is some pensylvania bitch wants to get in my face ill kick her ass fake?????????? i have fake nothing but even if i did so the fuck what r ya jealous? give me a fucking break so u wear boots congrats prob ugly ass boots not fashion boots like we wear shit kickers what? they rnt fashion so wtf ever stop the competition cali is a great place so dont hate appreciate I am from CALIFORNIA which means: - Everyone hates cops. - I live next door to mexicans. - I know what Tri-Tip is. - Our chicks are WAAAYY hotter than yours. - I say "like" and "for sure" and "siiick" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and "holla" and "hella" and "faded" and "stoked" and "fo sho" and I say them often. - I know w

California...
Big Joe made it to California for his brain surgery!!! He is scheduled to be operated on today, January 8, 2008. All prayers are appreciated for Joe. I pray he comes home the same old Big Joe!!! The surgery could leave him deaf, blind, unable to speak, or unable to walk... I spoke with him before he left and he was scared. I told him everything would go exactly as it was supposed to, and to have faith... I also told him to remember how many people loved him and will be there for him when he gets back, no matter what!!! Just when I think my life has all these problems, someone always comes along in my life with something worse than what I am going through. I must remember to remain grateful even on the most miserable of days... Love you Joe! (((HUGGGZZZ)))

California
Californians So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly and Texan jokes, somebody had to come up with this. You know you're from California if: 1. A coworker has 8 body piercing and none are visible. 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house. 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English. 4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring and is named Flower. 5. You can't remember. Is pot illegal? 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor. 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian. 8. You can't remember. Is pot illegal? 9. A really great parking space can move you to tears. 10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S. 11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like Geor

California Kings
Game Name: California Kings Category: Card Buzz Level: Deadly Directions: Spread cards face-down around a large cup. Draw in clockwise order. A "drink" is a normal sip. - Ace - Social - He/she who draws proposes a toast and everyone drinks. - 2-6 - Black (Clubs & Spades) - TAKE the card's value in drinks. - 2-6 - Red (Hearts & Diamonds) - GIVE the card's value in drinks. The total may be split-up between multiple players. - 7 - Waterfall - EVERYBODY begins to CHUG. You can't stop until the person to your RIGHT has stopped. He/she who draws may stop first. - 8 - Thumb Master - He/she who draws puts his/her thumb on the table. The last person to do so drinks. - 9 - Rhyme - He/she who draws says a sentence. The person to his/her LEFT must rhyme with the last word in the original sentence. This continues in clockwise order. Rhyming words may not be repeated. If you repeat a word or can't think of one, you drink. - 10 - Category - He/she who draws thinks of a cat

California Cocks No Longer Allowed To Spew
Measure Seeks to Muffle Calif. Roosters Feb 4, 4:44 PM (ET) RIVERSIDE, Calif. (AP) - Rooster owners in this Southern California city may be about to get their feathers ruffled. Measure A on Tuesday's ballot seeks to muffle incessant cock-a-doodle-dooing and crack down on illegal cockfighting by limiting the number of roosters residents can own in rural areas within the city limits. "It just goes from about 3 o'clock in the morning to 8 or 9 o'clock at night," said Lee Scheffers, who said his neighbors had up to 200 roosters at one time. "There's just a lot of crowing going on. Every one is more macho than the other one." After he complained to the City Council, code enforcement officers took action - but not until Scheffers had lost a lot of sleep. The current law allows 50 birds, but the measure would only allow seven and require the birds be confined to an "acoustical structure" at least 100 feet from neighbors from sunrise to sunset. If the measure passes, th

California Girl Bulletin
>@ fubar Come show this California hot tie some love She is a sweet heart And she has a kick ass lounge So check it out Come check out the Hottest New lounge on Fubar THE TIME CAPSULE LOUNGE CLICK THE PIC TO JOIN Mistress Get on Your knees and beg aka ‘Jenesa‘@ fubar NOW GO GIVE HER SOME LOVE NOW DAMN IT.

California Drivers!!!
So when I was growing up back east and we would drive out of state or just on a country drive people used to wave to each other to say hello, or flash their lights and let some one know there was a CHP ahead, or they would stop and help you if you were stuck on the side of the road... My family and I went to watch some local bands yesterday eve and were going to Sacramento to visit with my brother and play around in old town sac on sunday. Around 3am we were almost to sac when we ran across a car blocking a portion of the freeway totalled only one head light and after talking to the couple on the side of the road they said the hazard lights were not working. The car was very hard to see and we were concerned not only about the couple but the other cars behind who may crash into it. While we were sitting there blocking the freeway and trying to figure out what to do some rude ass people behind us proceeded to honk on their horn not concerned about if anyone was hurt but just wanting

Cali Vs Texas
Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from Texas came back and put them on their asses at the bottom. And whoever that was, GOD BLESS YOU! CALIFORNIA: - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang. - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often - I know what real cheese & avocados taste like -Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal -We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down. -I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's! -All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and that's how it is - I don't get snow days off because there's only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear - I know 65 mph really means 100 - When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we

Cali Is Strict Lol
• A city ordinance states that a $500 fine will be given to anyone who detonates a nuclear device within city limits. • Alhambra: You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit. • Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. • A regulation in San Francisco makes it unlawful to use used underwear to wipe off cars in a car wash. • Arcadia: Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways. • A server in California can be convicted of selling to a minor if the purchaser uses a false or altered ID to buy the alcohol. • Baldwin Park: Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. • Bathhouses are against the law. • Belvedere City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash." • Blythe: You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows. • Burlingame: It is illegal to spit, except on baseball dia

California’s Top Court Legalizes Gay Marriage
By LISA LEFF, Associated Press Writer 1 hour, 16 minutes ago SAN FRANCISCO - California's Supreme Court declared that gay couples in the nation's biggest state can marry — a monumental but perhaps short-lived victory for the gay rights movement Thursday that was greeted with tears, hugs, kisses and at least one instant proposal of matrimony. Same-sex couples could tie the knot in as little as a month. But the window could close soon after — religious and social conservatives are pressing to put a constitutional amendment on the ballot in November that would undo the Supreme Court ruling and ban gay marriage. "Essentially, this boils down to love. We love each other. We now have equal rights under the law," declared a jubilant Robin Tyler, a plaintiff in the case along with her partner. She added: "We're going to get married. No Tupperware, please." A crowd of people raised their fists in triumph inside City Hall, and people wrapped themselves in the rainbow-colored gay-pri

California Love
California love! [1]-California...knows how to party California...knows how to party In the citaaay of L.A. In the citaaay of good ol' Watts In the citaaay, the city of Compton We keep it rockin! We keep it rockin! [Verse One: Dr. Dre] Now let me welcome everybody to the wild, wild west A state that's untouchable like Elliot Ness The track hits ya eardrum like a slug to ya chest Pack a vest for your Jimmy in the city of sex We in that sunshine state with a bomb ass hemp beat the state where ya never find a dance floor empty And pimps be on a mission for them greens lean mean money-makin-machines servin fiends I been in the game for ten years makin rap tunes ever since honeys was wearin sassoon Now it's '95 and they clock me and watch me Diamonds shinin lookin like I robbed Liberace It's all good, from Diego to tha Bay Your city is tha bomb if your city makin pay Throw up a finger if ya feel the same way Dre puttin it down for Californ-i-a [repeat 1] [2

Cali
the home of the bloods and crips, niggas that not scare to empty a clip. where the police are no to be full of shit, the govenor just had to be a movie star and rich before he got his office, some of the dangerous street in the world are here, but dont be scared u can have alot of fun here. the beaches are as beautiful as Florida and keep alot of people happy,the weather is the best and wouldnt change it for the world. beautiful women are everywhere but every once in awhile you'll find some one with a jerry curl and even someone dance like a robot on the corner for fun.

California Anti-gun Bills
Thursday, July 03, 2008 Two anti-gun bills are awaiting consideration by the Senate Appropriations Committee. Assembly Bill 2235 would prohibit the sale of handguns other than "owner-authorized (or “smart”) handguns"-- that is, handguns with a permanent, programmable biometric feature that renders the firearm useless unless activated by the authorized user. No proven, viable handgun of this type has ever been developed. Introduced by Assemblyman Mark DeSaulnier (D-11), AB2235 would require the Attorney General to report to the Governor and Legislature on the availability of owner-authorized handguns. Once the Attorney General finds that these guns are available, only “owner-authorized” handguns could be approved for sale in California. Assembly Bill 2948 could be headed for action on the Senate floor any day. Introduced by State Assembly Member Mark Leno (D-13), this bill would ban the sale of firearms and ammunition on the property or inside the buildings that compr

California
Well this trip I get to go to California, New places and new faces but first I must make a stop in Texas for some legal papers but not for long I wanna get out of San Antonio as fast as Possible don't want to run into my exhusband and not because I'm scared of him but what I might do to him. Needless to say I was happy to divorce. Well holla at ya'll again.