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A Child's Dream
Am I A Fireman Yet?? In Phoenix , Arizona , a 26-year-old mother stared down at her 6 year old son, who was dying of terminal leukemia. Although her heart was filled with sadness, she also had a strong feeling of determination. Like any parent, she wanted her son to grow up & fulfill all his dreams. Now that was no longer possible. The leukemia would see to that. But she still wanted her son's dream to come true. She took her son' s hand and asked, "Billy, did you ever think about what you wanted to be once you grew up? Did you ever dream and wish what you would do with your life?" Mommy, "I always wanted to be a fireman when I grew up." Mom smiled back and said, "Let's see if we can make your wish come true." Later that day she went to her local fire Department in Phoenix , Arizona , where she met Fireman Bob, who had a heart as big as Phoenix . She explained her son's final wish
Children
Tomorrow is the anniversary of my sons passing. Im pretty sad right now because I miss him so much.
Child Abuse Needs To Stop!!!!!
Mrs. O'Flynn Date: Aug 1, 2007 1:13 PM ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: **aNgEl!nA** Date: Aug 1, 2007 12:55 PM SORRY MOMMY && DADDY.i didn't mean to turn the channel to a differant channel. SORRY MOMMY && DADDY.i didn't mean to spill my milk at dinner last night. SORRY MOMMY && DADDY.i didn't mean to play with my dolls that long. SORRY MOMMY && DADDY.i didn't mean to trip over your shoes in the middle of the floor. SORRY MOMMY && DADDY.i didn't mean to be a mistake.. why can't i eat?
Children Are Being Left Behind
1. Only 17% of eligible students are getting tutoring. WHY? a. Parents dont know about programs. b. Parents turned off by lack of tutoring quality. c. less than half of states monitor programs d. Tutoring not available in toughest neighborhoods. 2. < 1% of eligible students are transferring out. This suggests an interesting opportunity (potentially) if Spellings is right that the problem is lack of parental knowledge. April 6, 2006 Few Students Seek Free Tutoring or Transfers From Failing Schools By SUSAN SAULNY Only a small fraction of public school students who were eligible last year for free tutoring or for transfers out of failing schools under federal law received those options, the Department of Education reported yesterday. Education Secretary Margaret Spellings threatened to withhold federal money from states that did not make students aware of their choices. The department, in a wide-ranging asse
Children
Children... Are They Priceless?
This is just too good not to pass on to all. Something absolutely positive for a change. I have repeatedly seen the breakdown of the cost of raising a child, but this is the first time I have seen the rewards listed this way. It's nice. The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with $160,140 for a middle income family. Talk about sticker shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition. But $160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down. It translates into: * $8,896.66 a year, * $741.38 a month, or * $171.08 a week. * That's a mere $24.24 a day! * Just over a dollar an hour. Still, you might think the best financial advice is don't have children if you want to be "rich." Actually, it is just the opposite. What do you get for your $160,140? * Naming rights. First, middle, and last! * Glimpses of God every day. * Giggles under the covers every night. * More love than your heart can hold. * Butterfly ki
Child Abuse
Please watch her story and share it with others. It is a TRAGIC story but one that must be shared. Hopefully her story will touch your heart and you will be willing to step up to the plate and help children who can't help themselves. If you want to help out, please repost. she was such a beautiful little girl.I cannot believe someone so heartless could allow something like this to happen. please please please repost this!
Child Abuse
While Kelsey's father was in Iraq fighting for our country Kelsey Briggs was here fighting for her life. She lost that battle. The mother of Kelsey Briggs sobbed, "I don't understand. Help me," in court after jurors found her guilty of allowing the girl to be abused. Jurors chose a punishment of 27 years in prison for Raye Dawn Smith. She lowered her head into her hands and wept as the trial judge, read the verdict guilty of enabling child abuse. Jurors deliberated about two hours and 35 minutes, asking the judge at one point in a note if they had to be unanimous on punishment. The judge replied yes. Smith, 27, was handcuffed behind her back after the verdict was read at 5:30 p.m. Wednesday and was led away by sheriff's deputies. She told her attorney, "I don't understand. I love my baby." System called into question Kelsey, 2, died Oct. 11, 2005, at her home near Meeker after months of suffering broken bones, bruises and other injuries. (On October 11th, 2005 at 1:30 p.m., an Okla
Child Morphing Contest
Theresa is a great friend and one of the sweetest people you'll meet here. She's entered her little girl in a child morphing contest here's the link to the pic that you'd comment on You'll need to add the host in order to bomb Lord Wolf ~Micaje Cikala Peta,Fubar Husband FTW Lost Goth *Oy'sa Watta Chee* .Kingdom of Wolves@ fubar Thank you so much.. I'd really appreciate any help that anyone can give her and I know that she will appreciate it and will return the favor when you ask for it. :)
Children
Anyone and everyone who knows me, knows that the monkeys come first in my life. I affectionately call my children my monkeys. My ex-husband was there with me in the OR when I had my daughter, by the time my son was born he was out of the picture so my mother was with me in the OR to have him. I reflect back on the past 12 years I've had at being a mother, they have brought my life so much happiness and true they have broken my heart more times than I care to count. I have watched them grow from being a dependent baby to independent little people. Granted the older they get, the more they try my patience. Especially this summer, we are all so glad school starts on Monday. I think I've let them have too much freedom this summer from a routine. That's not to say when they've gotten in trouble they haven't gotten punished, because they have and they'll tell you. I love being a mother even though it's the hardest job in the world but it also has some of the best rewards!
Child's View
"Daddy got all dressed up in his soldiers clothes and kissed me mom "goodbye" I didn't let him see me go behind the tree and cry. I really didn't want him to go away from me but he put me on his knee that day and said he hoped I would take good care of mommy and be very very brave. mommy said ,daddy was going far far away cause some kids parents over in another land had this poison and some gas and they would be bringing it over here to the USA. Daddy tried to help me understand how come their daddies were hiding that chemical stuff My daddy raised me good he taught me not to mess with the medicine in the cabinet and he always told me not to point a gun at anybody..and I won't lessen I see that old sad-dam........... mommy isn't holding up too good. I think.I have tried to help her out and I even been carrying the trash out like daddy has always done.Mommy hasn't even had to tell me to get my homework done..... I think she is missing daddy cause when Came home t
The Child Molester....
Child Comming
hello to all im going to be a father and a hubby and im the happyiest man alive to be with the woman of my dreams she means everything to me
Child Should Get Better!
Chillie
hey puke Hide header Date: Thu, 06 Sep 2007 23:53:05 -0700 From: Size: 4 KB To: canadian_embassy@fubar.com Reply-To: just wanted to let you know.... i do hate your guts but, unlike you, i have to balls to say it out loud. i don't pretend to be some high and mighty fucktard. you are one sorry excuse for a human being... a waste of space... Christian... worse still you are a coward. You create a group that is supposed to battle 'haters downrates & drama', or so you say. There are mor & more of us that see through you bs Christian, you created this group not to help it's members and not at all for positive reasons. You created this group for your own personally gain, for grip, for power. You use these people to do your dirty work PERIOD. that is the only reason you founded this group and you know it. so do your worst you cowardly bastard... call me a pedo, photoshop up some stupid evidence.. maybe edit ur own blaster billings to look like mine... lol... How can you say you lead a
A Child's Dream
Better than a dream you You are... If we could peek into your dreams At the close of a crisp Fall day, We'd see the horses running free Around the new mown hay. Disney's puppies playing With Mickey and Winnie Pooh , You look so cute in the midst of it. We'd like to be there too. Yes, there is someone missing, Oh, Bugs Bunny came to view. He grabbed a pup and Mickey's hand And they came to look for you. They found you and you all went out, To the meadows where the horses run What better way to spend a dream Than with those who are full of fun. Better than a dream, you are Tis your loving heart and your eyes so blue, You are truly a breath of sunshine, We love you dearly and God blesses you too.
Children
Children Are A Gift From God God sent me five packages That needed special care "Take care of these tiny gifts For they are very rare." "Watch over them with all your love And let them feel your touch Take care of their every need For you are needed very much." "These gifts will grow up very fast As you soon will see Love them with all your heart And let them be what they will be." "When these gifts have fully grown Look at Heaven up above Know they exist because of God And all his precious love."
Childrens Rights
I got out of bed this mornig ,turn on the news,made some coffee. turn on the computor,and like normal,while having my coffee,and checking emails,I am watching the locals.Like most of us.And as i was listenig suddenly I heard about a mother, that took her chidren,put them in her car.And set it on fire,while watching them burn.And as it got my attentions,they had the gall to show a childs body burnt.I dont know what was worse the act of the Mother or the Media.A child is a gift.They don't grow on a trees,and if it is good u keep them ,and if they are bad you throw it away.They are a human being with feelings. They hurt just like we do,but in a different way. we as parents, we have grow to understand emotions,but a child domnt understand when a mother cant love them because of what Daddy did.All they know is it was their fault,and the parents gives them that feeling. I see it all the time.They didnt ask to be born.You gave them life.A Mother's love is unconditional. And for one to go off
Children
Dear Lord, Remind me that my little girl will always need her mother's prayers. Prayers to help her understand the death of a pet...or a grandparent. Prayers to help her get along with a playmate...or to get her through the first day of school. Prayers to mend a boo-boo...or a broken heart. Help me realize, Lord, that I have only begun to pray. A whole life stretches before her. I know I will not always be able to go with her, not always be there to hold her hand or point the way or pick her up when she falls. But comfort me in the fact that though I will not always be able to go with her, my prayers will. ~Mary C. and Robert G. Wells~ ~Judy and Ken Gire~ Dear little one, feircly protect the twinkle in your eye. Listen to how you were made because that is where the twinkle comes from. Revel in your God-given unquineness. It is your differentness the world is longing to know. Listen to your calling-the place where your gifts live. Listen to the words fo your own son
Child Abuse
Date: 19/09/2007 Date: Sep 19, 2007 12:18 AMMAKE SURE YOU WATCH THE VIDEO AT THE END Cause some dont get that chance........... SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to spill my milk at dinner last night. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to play with my dolls that long. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to be a mistake.. why can't I eat?SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.i didn't mean to pee in my pants yesterday. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to cry when my bath water was too hot.SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I love you! Why don't you love me back? Why is everything I do wrong?1,504,000 CHILDREN GET ABUSED BY THEIR GUARDIANS. IT'S NOT RIGHT. THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SUFFER.. This first Video made me cry!!
Child Abuse I Hate It
Child Abuse
Daddy It Hurts! This Is a true story and If you don't pass this on you don't have a soul!!! My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Chariles bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now I'm starting to cry He fin
Chilling
Only great minds can read this This is weird, but interesting! fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! The Secret behind the number 11 Pretty Chilling - read to the bottom. Try it out. If you are a sceptical person - still read on as it's actually very interesting!! This is actually really freaky!! (Mainly the end part, but read it all first) 1) New York City has 11 letters 2) Afghanistan
Children Of The 60's, 70's And 80's
I found this online and got a kick out of it. Children of the 60's, 70's, and 80's According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 60's, and 70's and 80's probably shouldn't have survived! Our baby cribs were covered with brightly coloured lead-based paint which was promptly chewed and licked. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, or latches on doors or cabinets and it was fine to play with pans. When we rode our bikes, we wore no helmets, just flip flops and fluorescent clackers' on our wheels. As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the passenger seat was a treat. We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle - tasted the same. We ate dripping sandwiches, snack cakes and soda with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing. We shared one drink with four friends, from one bottle or can and no one actually died from this.
Child Birth
Should children witness childbirth? Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......smack his ass again!" If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you.
Child Care Secrets 101
Dollar sign. Yeah, sad but true. When you first decide to put your child into daycare, you need to understand how they rank in income levels. The younger the child, the more money you pay. The more money you shell out to the center. As your child grows, you pay less. This rings true in all corporate run and most privately owned centers. When you tour a day care facility, the first person you normally come in contact with is the Director ( aka dictator ) The director sees to it that all of the spaces in the center are filled with dollar signs. Chances are good, that the director does not care about children. In most cases they have the job for the money and the power. I suggest not to be so impressed with the director. A good day care center is run best by its teachers, even if there is no director. Especially if its corporate! See, the teachers are the heart and soul of the center. They are the ones who care about the kids and are not bound to the dollar sign philosophy. The teache
Children
Children are what keep life up to par Not where their from or who they are But because their the future to carry on They need guidance and love to be show If their yours your responsible you see Step up to the plate and teach them to be Good people with love of right and wrong If you do not they will not belong Our childrens future is out there for all Make them strong to answer the call Be there with them through think and thin You choose which cycle they will begin My parents did good for what I can tell If yours did not then break the spell I have no kids to teach you see But several are there and think of me Not because Im good or perfect you see Because Im the same with consistency They do what I ask not out of fear Because they love and want me near So take your time and teach whats right Before they are gone and out of sight They will respond if you ask them to do Live your life right and teach them too Thomas Vern Ellison Jr. 09/05/07
Chill Out
Children
Children Learn What They Live Children who live with Criticism, learn to condemn Children who live with Hostility, learn to fight Children who live with Ridicule, learn to be shy Children who live with Shame, learn to feel guilty Children who live with Tolerence, learn to be patient Children who live with Encouragement, learn confidence Children who live with Praise, learn to appreciate Children who live with Security, learn to have faith Children who live with Approval, learn to like themselves Children who live with Acceptance, learn to find love in the world
Chill Shack
Children.....
This is just something I found when I was packing today...words my mother gave me when I had my first child...and it holds true to the words.... Take a moment to hear today What your children are trying to say. Listen today whatever you do Or they wont come back to listen to you. Listen to thier problems. Listen to thier needs. Praise thier smallest triumphs. Praise thier smallest deeds. Amplify thier laughter. Fine out what's the matter. Get to what they're after. Tell them that you love them Every single night. As you tiptoe out, say "Happy Dreams, Sleep Tight" Turn around and say, "Oh by the way, Regardless of our differences today, Tomorrow everything will be alright. And things between you and I are bright". Take a moment to hear today, What your children are trying to say. Listen today whatever you do, And they'll come back to listen to you...
Chill Factor
Friends and Family, I am now the official promoter of the Chill Factor Lounge, Please drop by and show us some Love!! Chill Out with us
Children Halloween Costume
Children Halloween Costume Shop for special boys and girls costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! Children Halloween Costumes are outfits worn on or around October 31, the day of Halloween. Halloween is a modern-day holiday originating in the Pagan Celtic holiday of Samhain (in Christian times, the eve of All Saints Day). Although popular histories of Halloween claim that the practice goes back to ancient celebrations of Samhain, in fact there is little primary documentation of masking or costuming on Halloween before the twentieth century.[1] Costuming became popular for Halloween parties in America in the early 1900s, as often for adults as for children. The first mass-produced Halloween costumes appeared in stores in the 1930s when trick-or-treating was becoming popular in the United States. What sets Children Halloween Costumes apart from costumes for other celebrations or days of dressing up is that they are often designed to
Child Killers And Molestr
i was so damn mad this morning when i heard about the little girls body being found in a trunk. after being thrown in the river. what is wrong with this society we live in . how can a person hurt an innocent child. and then you have these stupid people saying that the injection they give these killers are inhumane. what the hell about our children that are being sexually abused and murdered .i say hang the bastards that are doing this to our kids .i wonder if it was one of there kids that was brutally rape and murdered if they would feel the same way .no they would want justice just like everyone else i say kill the bastards WHY IS IT THAT SOME MEN COME ON HERE AND THINK THEY CAN TALK TO WOMEN ANY WAY THEY WANT . I DONT APPERICATE IT .MAYBE IM A LITTLE PRUDEISH BUT I THINK THEY SHOULD ATLEAST SAY HI IM WHOM EVER .BEFORE THEY START TO ASK YOU IF YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM .I THOUGHT THIS WAS A PLACE WERE YOU CAN MEET NEW FRIENDS . IVE BEEN LUCKY THAT MY FRIENDS DONT DO THAT.ITS
Child Abuse Awareness
Child To Parent Look Alike
A Child Lost
Child's Ten Commandments!!!
1)My hands are small; please don't expect perfection whenever I make a bed, draw a picture or throw a ball. My legs are short; please slow down so that I can catch up with you. 2)My eyes have not seen the world as yours have; please let me explore safely. Don't restrict me unnecessarily. 3)Housework will always be there. I'm little for only a short time - please take time to explain things to me about this wonderful world, and do so willingly. 4)My feelings are tender; please be sensitive to my needs. Don't nag me all day long. (You wouldn't want to be nagged for your inquisitiveness.) Treat me as you would like to be treated. 5)I am a special gift from God; please treasure me as God intended you to do, holding me accountable for my actions, giving me guidelines to live by and disciplining me in a loving manner. 6)I need your encouragement to grow. Please go easy on the criticism; remember, you can criticize the things I do without criticizing me. 7)Please give me the
Children Are Kites
You spend years trying to get them off the ground. You run with them until you are both breathless. They crash ... they hit the roof ... you patch, comfort and assure them that someday they will fly. Finally, they are airborne. They need more string, and you keep letting it out. They tug, and with each twist of the twine, there is sadness that goes with joy. The kite becomes more distant, and you know it won't be long before that beautiful creature will snap the lifeline that binds you together and will soar as meant to soar ... free and alone. Only then do you know that you have done your job.
A Child's Night
Dip Dip The liquor hits the floor Wobbling and weak she feels for the door Depression fills her body and mind Hurting the young son Her words are so unkind Belittling and bashing seem easier to do Than dealing with her issues One by one or even two by two She's done screaming lies She laughs a little when her young son cries Sip Sip Sip Sip As life fades away She passes out on the couch And dreads another day Her young son is so angry Yet, He still cares Because although angry, he is more scared He picks his mom up And brings her to bed Tucks her in the sheets And kisses her head The young son walks up stairs Questioning why he still cares Climbs into bed Drifts away with pain in his head Dip Dip The liquor hits the floor
Chili Dog
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Child Birth
THE BIRTH ORDER OF CHILDREN Your Clothes: 1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy. 2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible. 3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes. _____________________________________________________ Preparing for the Birth: 1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously. 2nd baby: You don't bother because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing. 3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your eighth month. _____________________________________________________ The Layette: 1st baby: You pre-wash newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau. 2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains. 3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they? _____________________________________________________ Worries: 1st baby: At the first sign of distress--a
Child Trafficking Awareness Ad
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Child Abuse
Cops: Mother killed 2 in store bathroom Fri Nov 30, 12:03 AM ET AUGUSTA, Ga. - A 22-year-old woman fatally stabbed her two young children in a convenience store bathroom Thursday, police said. ADVERTISEMENT A worker at Food Mart told police she saw Jeanette Michelle Hawes enter the restroom Thursday afternoon with the two children, a boy and girl, and then heard a scream, Richmond County Sheriff Ronnie Strength said. The worker called 911, and when deputies arrived they forced the door open and found Hawes on the floor, holding a steak knife and covered in the children's blood, Strength said. Jordon Hawes, 1, and Shakayla Hawes, 3, were pronounced dead upon arrival at the Medical College of Georgia Hospital. Both died of stab wounds to the chest, Chief Deputy Coroner Mark Bowen said. Hawes was charged with two counts of murder and with possession of a knife during the commission of a crime. She was being held at the Richmond County jail. Jail officials s
Chills
A Poem That Gives You Goosebumps... A drunk en man in an Oldsmobile they said had run the light. That caused the six-car pileup on 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about and blood was everywhere, The sirens screamed out eulogies, for death was in the air. A mother, trapped inside her car, was heard above the noise, Her plaintive plea near split the air, "O h, God, please spare my boys!" She fought to loose her p inned hands, she struggled to get free, But mangled metal held her fast in grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused on where the back seat once had been, But all she saw was bro ken glass and two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen, she did not hear them cry, And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, "Oh, God, don't let them die! Then firemen came and cut her loose, but when they searched the back, They found therein no little boys, but the seat belts were intact. T
Children And Ghosts
A Childs Birth
like morning dew. and rays of sun. our hearts are two. but beat as one. we share our thoughts. within our mind. and treat each other. fair and kind. when we are far. and long apart. our souls remain. as a beating heart. we have a valued. gift to share. a common bond. with loveing care. the night we had. our time alone. a seed of life. was brought back home. so now we share. just one more thing. the joy and thrill. a child will bring. dedicated to our daughter brooklyn ridge
Childeren
This is about childeren and on how I feel. You read and hear about it all the time. The latest are these parents in California who left thier kids at home to go to Vegas. What is wrong with people like this? How can a parent (and I use this word losely) just leave thier childeren to fend for themselves? Then you have parents that decide to kill thier kids just to dispite thier former spouses. How can you just up and kill your child? They are supposed to be part of you, your pride and joy, a little person that you helped create. The greatest thing about babies, childeren and kids is that they have a purity, an innocents and if you feel down and out all you have to do is think about a time with a child and reflect on how pure thier smile and laughter are. I had the honor not so long ago the help a friend out with a bone marrow drive for his little girl. When I first met Hirstianna I could not believe this little girl had chronic myelogenous leukemia (CML) . She was so f
Childbirth & Children
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 5-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 5-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place.....smack his ass again!" If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you
Child Abuse
Chilling
something on tv is bothering me, msnbc is having a potshot at charles manson, and i dont think its worth the time they are spending on it. hes in jail, wasting taxpayers money, why do we give a fuck. anyways, im chilling. hope everyone else is too. i love people.
Chilling
A Child Of Mine
I received this poem this morning from a dear friend of mine A Child of Mine "I'll lend you for a little time a child of mine" He said "For you to love while it lives and to mourn when it's dead" It may be six or seven or twenty two or three. But will you till I call it back take care of it for me ? it will bring it's charms to gladden you, and should it's stay be brief, you'll have it's lovely memories as solace for your grief. I cannot promise it will stay, since all to the earth return. But there are lessons taught down there I want this child to learn. I've looked the wide world over in my search for teachers true. And from the throngs that crowd lifes lanes I have selected you. Now will you give it all your love , nor think your labor in vain, Nor hate me when I come to take it back again? I fancied I heard them say " Dear Lord, Thy will be Done" " For all the joy Thy child shall bring, the risk of grief we'll run" We'll shelter it with tendreness
Chili Contest
THIS IS SOME KIND OF CHILI CONTEST If you can read this whole story without tears of laughter running down your cheeks, then there's no hope for you! Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better! For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time the Rodeo comes to town. It takes up a major portion of the parking lot at the Astrodome. The notes are from an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The Judge #3 called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Budweiser truck, when the call came in.I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besi
Child Support
This is kinda in a reponse to mumm about if it's greedy to want all you can get from child support. In a general perspective, yes, the less you have to do the better the child's taken care of (in some cases). I could do alot better in support of 2 of my kids, but they are taken care of. The other 2 I've been paying about 80% of my paycheck to, and for a while I had to still help the mother with cash, buy clothes, food, and for a while had the kids 4-5 days of the week. DCF finally caught on to what the food stamps and child support went to and took the kids, but I'm in a place that I can't have the kids because I couldn't afford my own place and have to worry about another state catching up to me because I didn't have enough money left over to pay the other child support. My recent ex has been real supportive over the situation, and I help when I can which isn't much, and she probably needed it the most. At least she doesn't quit trying to make an income when support starts comin
Childhood Cancer Awareness
This is for my daughter Winter and all the other kids we know who are fighting cancer! Love, Jersey Girl in NC
Children
Not sure who it is..that keeps making up new ids everyday.. to rate me a 1.. and visit couple of my friends pages.. but its kinda old. Although I do feel special that I pissed you off someway enough that you would go through all this trouble to do it. Seriously though, if you have a problem with me..grow up and tell me what it is.
Childish Things
I have very strong feelings on this subject!!! I feel that there is some things you SHOULD believe and some things you SHOULD NOT believe! You should at least ask a person about a situation you "HEARD" about on line when you have spent almost 4 years with that person. Chances ARE it's LIE. You SHOULD NOT trust what some bleach blond bimbo is telling you, just to get you MAD at your ex. I happen to have a daughter that will never KNOW her father due to fact that he believes other ppl over what I have to say. So for that I am sorry for my daughter. But I must say that I am happy that she never grew attached to a man that will never know her. I'm sorry if some don't agree, but that is how it is.
Child Abuse
My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else i'm locked up All day long. When i'm awake i'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe i'll just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Chariles bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And i start to bawl,
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Children's Stories Are Oddly Applicable To Real Life
You see the wheat fields over there? I dont eat bread. For me wheat is of no use whatsoever. Wheat fields say nothing to me. Which is sad. But you have hair the color of gold. So it will be wonderful, once you've tamed me! The wheat, which is golden, will remind me of you. And I'll love the sound of the wind in the wheat The fox fell silent and stared at the little prince for a long while. Please...tame me! he said.... That was how the little prince tamed the fox. And when the time to leave was near: Ah! the fox said. I shall weep. It's your own fault, the little prince said. I never wanted to do you any harm, but you insisted that I tame you Yes, of course, the fox said. But youre going to weep! said the little prince. Yes, of course, the fox said. Then you get nothing out of it? I get something, the fox said, because of the color of the wheat....People have forgotten this truth, the fox said. But you mustnt forget it.
Children That Wont Grow Up
IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THERE IS A LOT OF MESS STILL GOING AROUND ABOUT US. THESE ARE VERY SIMPLE MINDED PEOPLE WHO LIVES AND BREATHS FUBAR. THERE WILL ALWAYS BE PEOPLE ON HERE THAT HAVE TO CAUSE DRAMA AND WHEN THEY FIND SOMETHING TO WHINE ABOUT WILL NEVER STOP. I SAW THE SCREENSHOT, WITH ALL THE WHITE OUT ON IT THAT SCREEN SHOT WAS MADE BY A PROGRAM AND HE IS A PROGRAMMER, IT DOESN'T TAKE A ROCKET SCIENTIST TO FIGURE IT OUT. RAY AND TINA WERE THERE WHEN IT ALL WENT DOWN, HE RATED ANGELBRAT A 1. NOT THAT IT MATTERS BECAUSE THIS SCREW BALL ISN'T WORTH BEING FRIENDS WITH. THEN HE WENT ON MY LIST AND CHOSE FRIENDS OF MINE AND ASKED THEM TO REPOST HIS LIES, TRUSTING HIM THEY POSTED IT. HE IS A DECIEVER A GREAT LIAR. KEEP ALL PROFILES PRIVATE AND LET THE BABY CRY, AS LONG AS HE IS NOT HARASSING US WHO CARES WHAT HE SPENDS HIS FUBAR TIME ON. I STARTED THIS CREW, AND I CHOOSE WHO STAYS IN HERE I TRUST TINA AND RAY NOT THE PERSON THAT ALSO ACCUSED ME OF DOWNRATING HIM AND THEN SAI
Childish People
So I browsing around the people because I was bored. I get click happy because I do it quickly. So this guy pops up and I go to rate him a 10, but I accidently hit the 9. It goes on to the next picture. I go "Shit". Then he leaves me this thing on the conversation box saying: "9's suck would you like some 1's to go with that nevermind im not gonna waste my time giving you points but thankyou for the points." So I try to explain the situation to him. But he blocks me! But not before he sends me a comment saying "Hello Hater". Why do people have to be so childish and wait and see why people rate them that? I mean it's pretty childish in my eyes.
Children On Fubar
Childhood
1. How old were you in 1980? I HAD TURNED 1 IN MARCH. 2. How old were you in 1989? 10 3. Were you a Toys R' Us kid? NOT REALLY, JUST FOR SOME TOYS. 4. Did you watch Transformers? HELL YEAH I DID. 5. Did you see E.T. on the big screen? YES I DID. 6. Did you own a Lite Bright? OH YEAH, I LOVED THOSE. 7. Who is your Favorite Golden Girl? SOPHIA, AND I STILL WATCH THAT SHOW ON LIFETIME, HAHAHA. 8. When someone says " Who you gonna call? " You think... GHOSTBUSTERS. 9. What was your favorite toy? MY PLAY KITCHEN. 10. Did you have a Pogo Ball? I THINK SO. 11. Did you listen to New Kids on the Block? OH YEAH 12. Which New Kid was your favorite? JORDAN OF COURSE. 13. Did you play M.A.S.H? YES AND IF I DIDN'T LIKE THE ANSWER I WOULD DO IT AGAIN! 14. Did you watch The Care Bears? YES! 15. Did you have Jelly bracelets? HELL YEAH I DID!!!! 16. Did you have a charm necklace and/or bracelet? YEAH! 17. Did you own a glo-worm? YUP! 18. Did you ever o
Child Abuse Part 2
Okay so I have been doing alright lately. Im so tried of all the bullshit though that my ex brother in law is trying to pull. So my niece had a red mark on her arm and it was from a stamp that was rubbed off. No he thinks its child abuse and even it was a bite mark from my nephew why would CPS be called anyways bec hello thats what kids do..All I know is if my sister ever has to go to court for anything I will be there 100% and I hope he never gets any rights now of his kids bec he doesn't deserve a damn thing to do with those kids. As I know of he is the dirt on my shoes bec he doesn't want anything to do with those kids he just wants to see my sister fail in being a single mom so he can take the kids over. He is a piece of SHIT!!!! THIS IS WHAT HE WROTE A MUMM ABOUT THE OTHER DAY: we just received Christmas photo's from my ex wife. I have had emails in the past about possible abuse. My oldest with her is being held back in kindergarten because of his behavior. In this photo my da
Child Care Provider
I am a child care provider and I watch my girlfriends two girls. It's a great job get paid by the state, get laid every night by my girlfriend YEA!!!!! Anyways I want to have a weekend away from everyone and I told her this is my weekend I'm going fishing now I can see if she gets called into work but that never happens they give her 24hr so I know. But this job isn't that bad I love kids and always thought about opening my own daycare center and now I think I really am going to do that. Hell more money for me. well what ever yall think about it comment me and ill check it out thanks for reading this BLOG...... ROSCO
Child Taken From Us!!
it was friday night, a friend called me to tell me one of our best friends 5 yr old daughter was in the hospital. she was in a coma and needed a liver transplant. it hurt very badly to hear that. you see, i knew her since she was born. she was a beautiful little girl, big brown eyes long curly brown hair. then saturday came, 2:30 in the afternoon, i got the call, she had just passed away. the tears began, the hurt and pain inside worsened. why, why take a little girl who hasn't even lived life to the fullest. people said she's in a better place now, that may be true but it still doesn't replace the pain. ASHTON, will be remember forever!! she will always be in my heart and prayers.
Children And Games
Thanks to some prick who got jealous and decided to play some games, my page is now set to friends only. The idiot who currently uses the name "spawn of satan" found here: http://www.fubar.com/user/1773865 hacked into my friends profile here on fubar and myspace, deleted everything and wrote some pretty crude comments. He then made some fake profiles about how he got her pregnant and a bunch of other bull crap. He then got onto my page and down rated my pics with a "1" and left a rude comment on one of them. Needless to say, he has been reported to the F.B.I for harrassment and defamation of character. We gave the F.B.I his phone number and home address. They informed my friend that he has been in trouble in the past and they will be keeping an eye on him. P/S...if you do for some reason go to his profile, the pic is not him. Needless to say, he is a hacker and my profile may up and dissapear some day. So, if you want to keep in touch with me, you might want to get m
Child
lonely child lost in her silence quiet child no one can hear screaming alone in her silence pain greater than life slowly dying inside betrayed by artificial kindness wrapped in unkind gestures hollow praises consumed by hate racked with the shame of deceit devastated by the hands of one loved childhood stolen innocence gone with the stroke of an illicit caress self esteem decimated left in ruins lonely child
Childhood Memories
Sunday, March 09, 2008 Childhood Memories... Current mood: sad Category: Friends When I was young I was quite the tomboy. I wore overalls and played in the pond and road bikes with the boys in my small community. I had one girlfriend though that was my constant companion. Her mother and my mom had known each other practically all their lives and me and Marisela were close for many years as well. As friends often do we grew apart after elementary school. She was two years ahead of me in school and we just drifted apart along the way. I got a phone call earlier today from a lady in Gladeville where I grew up. She wanted me to know Marisela was killed in a car accident last night. Roxie didn't want us to hear about it on TV or read about it in the newspaper. It's a shock when something like that happens. You just can't believe it. You never know when it could happen and you never expect it. When Roxie was telling me what had happened I began thinking back to all th
Children & Cell Phones
Thinking about getting your child a cellphone? Then you should consider laying down some rules before you do. Most parents probably talk to their children about not going over their minutes or using their cellphone in class, but several studies highlighted by the Washington Post indicate that parents should also talk to their children about the dangers of talking on the phone while crossing the street. That may seem like a no brainer, but a study by the University of Alabama at Birmingham says unintentional pedestrian injury is a leading cause of death in middle childhood. After finding out that one-third of children between the ages of 10-12 owned a cellphone, the university decided to test children in this age group in a virtual environment that simulated a street with traffic coming from both directions. Children practiced crossing the virtual street with and without phones, and those talking on the phone were more likely to get hit by a car. Parents have argued that they on
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Childish People On Fubar!!!!
Child Within
The Child Within, Where has she been? Living with memories of darkness and sin! Cannot embrace that child within. The shame it has no end! Dont show your face, Stay inside and pray. The corner is yours dark and gray! Silence your heart Dont you cry What good would it do? Dont even try! Cant let her out! People will see, The scared little girl inside of me! She wants to be loved! She needs to feel safe! Embrace her today along with her sorrow, She wants to come out And play tomorrow!
Childish Games
WARNING TO ALL FUBARIANS BE AWARE OF THIS GUY !!!!!!!!!!! ROBERT RUSSELL aka 'SLADE~THE ORIGINAL COWBOY FROM HELL~CREATOR OF THE SCOOTER BAR ~' IF YOU DONT AGREE WITH HIS RULES HE PLAYS CHILDISH GAMES THE PICTURE ABOVE IS PROOF OF HOW CHILDISH HE REALLY IS !!! MR RUSSELL GROW UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOUR GOING TO PLAY CHILDISH GAMES THEN GO BACK TO KINDERGARDEN OR MY SPACE THIS IS SUPPOSE TO BE A ADULT SITE CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT DONT YOU THINK A LOUNGE CREATOR SHOULD ACT MORE ADULT THAT THIS I SUGGEST TO BLOCK HIM FROM YOUR PAGE BEFORE HE GETS CHILDISH ON YOUR PAGE TOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Children
Alright ya'll...Most of you who read this have children..Let your children know you love them..teach them wrong from right...be there to guide them...be sure to praise them daily..build them up. Discipline them but DO NOT BEAT that child... There are many forms of discipline..just don't go overboard with it... I would love to get ahold to someone who abuses ANY child and teach them a lesson on what a beating is all about. Stand up for these kids ya'll..because you just might be the one to save an abused child. If you see a child being abused and say nothing..you are just as guilty as the perpetrator and that warrants an ass kicking on your part..
A Child Needs Your Signature
Child Abuse
Walk a little plainer, said a little child so frail. I'm following in your footsteps, and I dont want to fail. Sometimes your steps are very plain, sometimes they are hard to see . So walk a little plainer , for you are leading me. I know that once you walked this way many years ago, and what you did along the way I'd really like to know. For sometimes when I'm tempted , I dont know what to do. So walk a little plainer, for I must follow you. Someday when I'm grown up, you are like I want to be. Then I will have a little child who would want to follow me. I would want to lead this child right, and help this precious gift to be true. So walk a little plainer, for we must follow you.
Children
Child Abuse, By Our Own Government
Donald E. Wildmon Founder and Chairman Please help us get this information into the hands of as many people as possible by forwarding it to your entire e-mail list of family and friends. Obama lifts ban, will use your tax dollars to pay for abortions around the world http://www.afa.net/ January 23, 2009 Dear Reader, President Obama has lifted a ban on federal funding for international groups that promote or perform abortions, reversing a policy of his predecessor, George W. Bush. Obama's actions mean that hundreds of millions of your tax dollars will go to help groups like Planned Parenthood perform abortions around the world. His actions came one day after the 36th anniversary of the landmark Roe v. Wade Supreme Court ruling that legalized abortion in all 50 states. Please take the action suggested below. It will not cause Obama to reverse his decision, but it will send a notice to him that unborn babies are human and deserve the same rights as
Child Of Mine
Well, today my father called me at 7:30 am and told me that my daughter had a siezure. I asked him what had happened and he told me that supposedly she had an inner ear infection that they didn't know about. First of all I want to know how in the hell you don't know if a child has an inner ear infection? Anyways, so he called me agian while I was at work and told me that on the way to the hospital the parametics lost her twice. I ask him if she is ok and he tells me that she has had 2 more seizures and the are flying her out to Denver Childrens hospital to take more test to determine what exactly is going on with her. I am really hoping that all it is is the inner ear infection and nothing any worse than that. But I just wanted to get all this out... and hofully get some good feed back for everyone. Thanx...
Child Custody
Since September of 2006 I have been involved in a custody battle with my youngest sons mother. It has been hard & painful at times. Fighting to see him or even trying to get him in my home. As of 3:30 pm today (Aug. 4th 2008), I finally won custody of Aiden ending a 2 year struggle to see him in the home he belongs in. I would like to say THANK YOU to all the people that wished me luck, stuck by me & prayed for me to get Aiden. So thank you with all my heart.
Child Abuse
Child Abuse
Chill
OK so ive been on this site just checking it out. not even 30 minutes pass by without some one yelling at me. LIKE MY MOTHERS!!!! these pathetic and lonly people gave me a good laugh. I guess this is a request to anyone who reads this to let my know if i should excepct more DOUCHEBAGGERY or if its jsut this "FAMIY" as they called it that sucks.
Child Abuse
We all need to get involved to put an end to child abuse
Child Abuse - Part 3
Child Abuse - Part # 2
LETS KEEP THIS GOING GUYS THIS IS SOMETHING HER MOTHER WANTS IN MEMORY OF HER BABY GIRL.. -Turn your sound on too !YOU HAVE NO HEART IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS !December 4th, 2007, Jessica Sherwood had to do something no mother should ever have to do.At 2:29 pm Jessica made a very tough, but the right decision to take her little 3 month old daughter off life support In memory of little London Marie, i thought id start a little forward..Jessica had a message that i want every one to know..This is what Jessica said:"If anyone has kids, make sure that you keep them with you the whole time. Don't give then to anyone that you don't trust. Trust me, I thought that I trusted Josh. But now as of December 4, 2007 at 2:29 AM, she is gone. My one & only baby . & He is going to pay FOREVER, even if he gets out of jail scott free, he will be dead no matter what. & To all my friends that know London, I am very angry & upset that I lost the love of my life, my babygirl. She died on her three month birth
Child's Play Chucky Train..
Chucky's looking for a new friend..Wanna play? 1.You MUST rate my Chucky folder and leave a comment on the last picture. Start with this pic. 2.You must rate/fan/add everyone on list. If you are already friends with someone check to see if you can re-rate them and leave them a comment "I'm a Good Guy" "Wanna Play?" something relating to Chucky! 3.When new people join the train-Do Not just accept the friend request. You must rate/fan/add/comment back. 4.No cheating!If you don't do as you are asked you will be removed from train. 5.Private message me,TexasAngel,when you have finished..I will add you to the train and make you this Thank you tag! Hmmm..Who doesn't want to play with Chucky?? Your Hostess.. 1.~TexasAngel~Rating Revolution Crew Member~Fu Angel~@ fubar 2.The BULLdaddy~Slave's Superman~@ fubar 3.~Rebelicious DixieAngel~ Greeter @ Good Ol' Boys and Gals~ Head Enforcer @ Lucious Desire@ fubar 4.◊ SNUGGLEBUNNY ~ PROMOTER AND HEAD
A Childs Mind
My son and the boy next door(Same age) often swap toys as kids do. Yesterday they swapped transformer toys, (my son had begged me to get him this exact one but it costs a fortune). So the deal was if my son broke the toy he would have to give him his and vice-versa. So this morning my son jumped out of bed, fell over the borrowed toy and smashed his head on the floor. That's when I've come running in and picked him up. He was crying, not because he hit his head but because the toy broke. We've gone next door to tell the mother what happened and let her know I would replace it. Every-thing sorted she tells my son he can keep the toy (it just needed super glue) well the look on his face or should I say the smirk told me everything he was thinking. Now I'm just guessing but if he spoke out loud he would have said "finally I got the bloody transformer".
A Childs Christmas Wish
A Childs Christmas Wish Mommy and Daddy Can we please have some cookies and milk,don't forget to set some out for Santa and his reindeer. A Childs Christmas Wish All snuggled in bed tucked in by mommy and daddy please read me a story before i fall to sleep Daddy reads The Night Before Christmas while his children listen quietly as there eyes slowly close they drift off to dreamland with toys and candy dancing through there little heads.Mommy and Daddy quietly slip out of the room. A Childs Christmas Wish Amy wishes for a new baby doll,that she can hold and hug CJ wishes for a new dump truck that he can fill with dirt and push through the winter snow Misti wishes for a box of CD's that she can listen to all day Tiffany wishes for a new purse to carry all her precious stuff around in Jessica wishes for a new video tape of her favorite shows
Child Abuse
href='http://profile. myspace. com/index. cfm?fuseaction=user. viewprofile&friendid=112557150&MyToken=506e8ede-3d35-4bbe-8b41-1b62d9f1cf84'>~JJ48~..Date: Oct 7, 2008 5:21 AMMAKE SURE YOU WATCH THE ENTIRE VIDEO AT THE END Cause some dont get that chance........... SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to play with my dolls that long. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to be a mistake.. why can't I eat?SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.i didn't mean to pee in my pants yesterday. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to cry when my bath water was too hot.SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I love you! Why don't you love me back? Why is everything I do wrong?1,504,000 CHILDREN GET ABUSED BY THEIR GUARDIANS. IT'S NOT RIGHT. THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SUFFER. If your a Gaurdian that hits and punish your child for no reason. Your teaching them to.......Hate
Child Birth
Childish..........
Ok. I will make this short. To whom this may concern i was informed this morning that there is someone who is going around sending certain ppl "hate mail" on my behalf...which is very childish!!!! I am a grown ass woman and can speak for myself. Not only that but i havent told anyone to do such a thing. My personal life is just that MINE and i dont need any help whut so ever from anyone on fubar. So if u dont like someone for whut ever reason then u take that up with them but do NOT and i repeat do NOT send any messages so ANYONE on my behalf!!!!!!! Whoever is doing this really needs to grow up and i assure u if i find out who did this u will be removed from my list IMMEDIATELY...with no questions asked!!!!! Thats all i have to say.....
Child Abuse
this is about every little soul in the world who have to suffer the beatings of their parents. why do we not accept but close our eyes on child abuse, it's a treterous thing that can happen to a child. they are all innocent and fragile they are the best of things that can happen to you why send a fist in their lovely angel faces and give them a black eye and hide those wonderful hazel brown eyes stained blue with tears? who in their right mind would do that? well i know i wouldn't!! and god be there when i catch a grown person take out their feelings on a child's body because i'm not sure i would leave him or her be because do they leave their child be...NO!!!! so why should we? open your eyes to what happens to those wonderful gifts god gave us, you probably don't see it but maybe the little girl or little boy that lives on top of you or across the street is getting a beating that might have him or her left for dead when their parent is done with them. don't let this slip by b
Chill Lounge
Ever feel like you just wanna come in and take a load off from a hard days work without having to worry about everybody?? Chill lounge is a really great place for that. Come check it out, the atmosphere is real cool, no bar fights or anything just people who wanna shoot the breeze. Come check it out, meet and mingle with other folks, etc etc... So come on in folks, drinks are on the house!!!lol It's the Weekend!!!! come on in the Chill lounge tonight everybody!!! drinks will be on the house all night long for the first weekend of the new year!!!! And if you like the joint plz feel free to join. enjoy the first friday of the year everyone!!!!
Childrens Books
Went to Walmart with the girlfriend the other night... looking for the new Dave Matthews album. They didn't have it. What they DID have though... was the new Eminem album. What does this mean to me? It means... that Eminem is willing to compromise whatever message he puts into his music to sell more albums... and Dave Matthews is not. I find that funny... even though Dave Matthews doesn't cuss in any of his albums. Would you buy a freggin Eminem album from freggin Walmart? Lame. CHILDREN'S BOOKS People need to quit lying to children that the world is full of candy slides, paper yellow suns and big fuzzy red doggies. When kids grow into adolescence, they slowly realize their parents, trusted ones, were completely full of lies. Betrayal of the highest order. No Santa Claus, No Easter Bunny, Rich Japanese business tycoons smoking doob and drawing Pokemon. Time to wake children up to the horrors of the real world before it's too late. Prepare t
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Child Abuse
Child Abuse
Children's Health
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Chilltastic!
Are you a jealo​us perso​n?​​​​ nope. Descr​ibe your life in one word?​​​​ Awesome Do you think​ age matte​rs in relat​ionsh​ips?​​​​ depends. Would​ you ever take someo​ne back if they cheat​ed on you? niet. Have you talke​d about​ marri​age with anoth​er perso​n?​​​​ nope. Would​ you consi​der adopt​ion?​​​​ yes Do you like Redbu​ll?​​​​ as long as it's mixed with Jack, fuck yeah!!! Would​ you rathe​r date a perso​n with a Briti​sh accen​t or an Irish​ accen​t?​​​​ None Scottish tickles me Think​ back five month​s ago, were you singl​e?​​​​ yep been for a year woohoo go me
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Chili And Wal Mart
Chili Judging Contest A Texas Chili Contest. If you can read this whole story without tears of laughter running down your cheeks then there's no hope for you! **Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of the parking lot at the city park. The notes are from an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Canada. Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and! I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they to
Chillin''
Well I'm just chillin , so I decided to make a blog ablout sitting here chillin ! There's not much to it you just chill.Try it out some time you might like it !!
Children Advice....
Children
I dont understand why some parents are to lazy to correct there children. i dont believe in beating your child or children but, i believe in spanking them if they deserve it. Just remember you have to explain to them why there getting there ass cut and why not to do what they have done. Sometimes you can just tell a child why not to do something if you have a connection with them. There's a difference in beating the kid just because your a dick head and you shouldn't have children anyways, and spanking them when they deserve it. Hello!! they will know who is the the boss and respect you more as they grow up. ive seen so many kids just be extremely bad because thats how they were raised. Children learn most of everything from there parents. Teach them love, sports or a hobby instead of video games, responsibility's, manners and most of all that there is someone up above. PPl once you have children its all about teaching them and taking care of them.
Child Killer
In NH the prison system released a man that served 35 years for killing a child. A pastor took the man in for what is supposed to be for 2 months. Statistics show that if you are around good people then you are more likely to change. I don't know how many of you are God fearing people. In the bible it states an eye for an eye. Ok why is this man free? Murder is murder and murder of a child with the intent to sexually assault them to me has to be more heinous than premeditated murder. Children are a gift to us. They are our future. They are given to us to love, teach, and protect. Ok this man has been released back into society. A pastor took him in, to show him the ways of the lord. His own congregation is upset and has even threatened to burn the parsonage down. Something definitely is wrong here. Where is the love people. I am not saying you have to be best friends with this man and yes it is hard to put aside what he has done. But he is out. Teach him what he did was wr
Child Abuse Prevention
stop child abuse! created @ 2009-05-18 13:58:17 This is a very important message; kids do come first…Subject: "Daddy ... it hurts"> This is A TRUE STORY AND IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON YOU DON'T HAVE A> SOUL!!!>> My name is Chris,> I am three,> My eyes are swollen.> I cannot see.>> I must be stupid,> I must be bad,> What else could have made,> My daddy so mad?>> I wish I were better,> I wish I weren't ugly,> Then maybe my mommy,> Would still want to hug me.>> I can't do a wrong,> I can't speak at all,> Or else I'm locked up,> All day long.>> When I'm awake,> I'm all alone,> The house is dark,> My folks aren't home.>> When my mommy does come home,> I'll try and be nice,> So maybe I'll just get,> One whipping tonight.>> I just heard a car,> My daddy is back,> From Charlie's bar>> I hear him curse,> My name is called,> I press myself,> Against the
A Child's Love
A CHILD'S LOVE IT CAN NOT BE EXPLAINED NOR UNDERSTOOD THEY HAVE WRITTEN BOOKS ABOUT IT AND TRIED TO EXPLAIN BUT THAT IS THE REASON THAT IT DRIVES THEM INSANE FOR UNLESS YOU HAVE FELT IT YOU WILL NOT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO HEAR THOSE WORDS FROM THOSE SWEET LITTLE VOICES IT MAKES YOU FEEL ALL WARM INSIDE AND HELL IT MAKES ME WANT TO BREAK DOWN AND CRY WHEN I HEAR THEM TELL ME GOOD BYE, I TRY TO HIDE THE TEARS SO THEY WONT SEE THAT LEAVING THEM IS KILLING ME BUT THEY ARE STRONGER THEN WE GIVE THEM CREDIT FOR, CAUSE THERE HEART IS STILL SO PURE AND AS I SAY GOOD BYE TO THEM I SEE IT IN THERE EYES THAT LOVE THAT IS DEEP INSIDE, I KISS THEM AND HUG THEM AND THEY START TO CRY, AND THEY ASK ME WHY I CRY I TELL THEM I LOVE THEM AND THAT IS WHY I DO AND THEY COME BACK ALSO WITH DADDY WE LOVE YOU TOO......jro
Chilli's First Time
Childs Poem
While you were sleeping,I sat by your bed.I watched youas you smiled through your dreams. I traced your perfect shell ear,Touched every curlOn your little head. I tried to sleepBut the sound of your breathingDrew me back to your room. I couldn't resistThe magic which tuggedAt my heartstringsAnd brought me to your side. I settled on the floorOnce again.Back against the wall,Holding your tiny hand in mine. While you were sleepingI fell in love with you all over again.
Chill Here
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Child Predator On Fubar! No Joke!
Child Molesters-they Are Everywhere
Sex offender charged with molesting 3 year old A convicted sex offender has been charged with molesting a 3-year-old girl while staying with the girl’s mother, who authorities say tried to cover up the crime. Robert Shawn Burkhart, 25, of White Oak Street, was charged late Thursday by the Onslow County Sheriff’s Department with two counts of sex offender use of a social Web site, nine counts of indecent liberties with a child, two counts of exhibiting harmful performances to minors, and contributing to the delinquency of a juvenile. His bond was set at $205,000. The 23-year-old mother, of S. Queens Street in Hubert, was charged with contributing to the delinquency of a juvenile, nine counts of exhibiting harmful performances to minors, and obstructing justice. Her bond was set at $10,000. The woman is not being identified to protect the child’s identity. Authorities say Burkhart and the woman met on the social Web site FUBAR.com, and after dating for a month, sh
Child Slavery
Child slavery Free domcumentaries online. http://www.documentary24.com/child-slavery--54/
Chillin' N Feelin,
I kiss you ever so lightly as i run my fingers through your hair,and pull you closer with my other hand,whispering in your ear "you are more bueatiful then the heavens them selves!"I nibble on your ear as you sigh in relief,your body relaxes in my arm,so sweet n fragile.I gracefully lift you into my arms as our gaze of passion and lips lock in its own excstacy.I carry you to the bed as our pulses rise and our moods calm.I lay you on the bed and continue to kiss down your neck to your sholders,and caress your body ever so gently,along your rib cage to your hips,as i nuzzle a hardened pink nipple,and kiss to your belly button.Your breathing gets heavier as i unbutton and unzip your pants with my teeth,and slowly pull them down around your ankles,along with a trail of baby kisses on your thighs.I run my hands across your hips and up your stomach to your ample breast,and sit you up to slowly discard your shirt.I gently brush the hair from your face as you lay back down.I admire your bod
Child Abuse
My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad,What else could have made My daddy so mad?I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long.When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren't homeWhen my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight.I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies barI hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyesIm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words,He says its my fault He suffers at work He slaps and hits me And yells at me more,I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And I start to bawl,He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken,And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, 'Im
Child Abuse
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A Child's View
Chillie Bomb
Chili Cook-off
HAHAHA THIS IS FUNNY!! If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico . Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in New Mexico , you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Santa Fe Plaza . Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chile taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield , IL . Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off.. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two j
Child Abuse
My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad,What else could have made My daddy so mad?I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long.When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren't homeWhen my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight.I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies barI hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyesIm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words,He says its my fault He suffers at work He slaps and hits me And yells at me more,I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And I start to bawl,He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken,And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, 'Im
Chillydog
Children With Divorced Parents
Childhood Lost
understand me, that's all i ask comfort me when i am in pain, lift my chin when i feel ashamed realize the emotions that i claim realize that they can't be cast away but you couldn't do that. feel me that's all i want realize the person that i am don't focus on the bad don't turn your back and don't start an attack yet you ignore my touch love me that's what i cry come to my games, be proud of me don't be indifferent to my pleas see the person i want to be and shape me with your expertise yet you make me want to die listen to me, what i say hear about the things i enjoy don't treat my words like a ploy i don't mean to interrupt or annoy my life's not a game, I'm not a toy. yet you orchestrate me in your play see me, look into my soul see me for what i am not some rebellious sham look from where i stand look at me like I'm a man but you eyes are distant and cold when i leave, miss me dear a crushed childhood
Child Abuse
ALOT OF YOU ARE PROLLY WONDERING WHY IM SLAMMING OUT VIDEOS OF TUPAC BELOW TELLS WHY 15 years ago today, the rapper, poet and social justice activist Tupac Shakur passed away, having sustained injuries from an attack.Today, it's important that we all take a moment to reflect on Tupac's spirit and his wish for the world. AND BECAUSE i i know 2 unsigned rap artist who has lived Tupac's live and is doing what tupac back at that time wanted for his homies to do they rapping their experience of gang life instead of killing one another . and even changed their life around .......... tupac your words and your tunes has touched many rappers even unsigned ones..... still along way to go yet but its a start and its happening R.I.P TUPAC you may be gone from this world but your not forgotten Child said to his mom, "Mommy, I colored your sheets with lipstick!" In anger she started to hit her child until he was unconscious. Then, she regretted what she had done, and crying said t
Childhood Cancer
The people who are close to me on here already know whats going on with my goddaughter so I don't plan on going into details of her condition anymore, but she has to head back to the hospital for what the doctors are saying will be an extended period of time. Her body is not taking the chemo very well. She is weak, very weak. The poor girl is all skin and bones and has no desire to even try to eat. The course of action at this point is to start over and try a different approach to treating this. Why do children have to suffer? Why do we have to stand around helpless and watch? I would give anything...ANYTHING...to trade places with her at this point. I love you princess, please stay strong for all of us
Chilean Heart
El verdadero amor aunque lejos ,o imposible nunca muere. Once the truth hurts;a lie every time we remember...
Childish Actions On A Grown Up Site
its time people start acting mature on this site. grade school is behind us all. i am tired of seeing people talking like they are in the halls of a high school, come on we are all adults here. since when did your life depend on who liked you and who didnt, if it matters that much, you need to seek help that is not normal. there is no way anyone will be liked by everyone. guys just because a female shows a little skin on cam dosent mean she wishes to be your gf it just means simply take a peek. also just because she may show skin and ignore you it does not mean she is a hoe, maybe she didnt like your approach to her. girls not all of us guys want in your pants just like in real life there are some good fellas out here you just have to find us. trust me you will know when you do, but how yu act will determine what kind of men you get trying to interact with you. if you show skin every chance you get , youll probly get dogs. if you act like lady you will get gentalmen. now fo
Child Like Actions
Chillin
so i wake to a bake and blazed out with no cake! damn..i can't escape the fate that i create so i might as well go bake that cake...damn!
Chillax
Chimpo
Johnny Chimpo and Mz. Bratt are in the same contest!!!! We both need 12,500 comments. Any and all love shown.... will be returned!! Click on the pics below to share your love... and we will share ours!!
Chimere's Blog
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will
Chinese Proverbs
It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Crowded elevator smell different to midget. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Chinese Horoscope
AMAZINGLY ACCURATE Whatever you do, don't cheat! CHINESE HOROSCOPE : THE YEAR OF THE IRON DRAGON, WISHING YOU PROSPERITY AND GOOD FORTUNE IN THE CHINESE NEW YEAR FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS - DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T. TAKE 3 MINUTES TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT. THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL NO CHEATING !!!! THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY 1st. Get PEN and PAPER 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th. SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON`T READ AHEAD otherwise YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. 2. BESIDE the NUM
Chinese Horoscope
Your Birthdate: January 24 You understand people well and are a natural born therapist. A peacemaker, people always seem to get along when you are around. You tend to be a father or mother figure to friends, even to those older than you. You enjoy your role, and you find that you are close to many people. Your strength: Your devotion Your weakness: Reliance on others for happiness Your power color: Lilac Your power symbol: Heart Your power month: June What Does Your Birth Date Mean? dog In the West, the Dog is man's best friend, but in Chinese Astrology this Sign is a little more unpredictable than that. Dogs are loyal, faithful and honest and always stick to their firm codes of ethics. However, this Sign has trouble trusting others. It's generally quite trustworthy itself -- except for the occasional "little white lies" the Dog tells in order to make things go more smoothly. The Dog makes a wonderful, discreet and loyal friend (despite any white lies) and is an
Chinese Proverbs
1 virginty like bubble,one prick,all gone 2 man who run infront of car get tired 3 man who run behind car get exhosted 4 foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ 5 man who wald through airport turnstile sideways go to Bangkok 6 man with one chopstick goes hungry 7 man who scrach ass should not bite fingernails 8 man who eat purns, get good run for money 9 baseball is wrong; man with four balls can't walk 10 panties not est thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth 11 war does not determine who is right, war determine who is left 12 wife who put husband in dog house, soon find him in cat house 13 man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night 14 it take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it 15 man who drive like hell, bound to get there 16 man who stand on toilet is high on pot 17 man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement 18 man who fish in other man's well catch c
Chinese Food And Beer!
My best friend is in the sweetest smile contest and she has one of the nicest smiles around, but it will be impossible for her to win due to the fact that more "popular" cherries have more people comment bombing for them. It is unfortunate that comment bombing is allowed it makes contests pointless and dumb, and it shows that they are only to get ratings for the contest holder. I think CherryTap should make a special contest section and if you want to hold a contest you have to use the contest section and each person should only be able to comment once in the contest section. Anyway, just my two cents on how dumb contests are. Here is a link to the what I think is the sweetest smile in the contest, take a look at the other contestants and be honest and comment on the sweetest smile, not your best friend! I am bored as hell and don't know what to do with myself, so I figure blogging might be a good start. But I never know what to write, my life is boring, I work, com
Chinese Proerbs
Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. ******************** MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. ******************** JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill; And now they have a son. ******************** HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs, For breakfast again. ******************** HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat, took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. ******************** GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie, Kissed the girls and ma
Chinese Zodiac
THE RATBorn in 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996,2008. RAT: You are imaginative, charming, and truly generous to the person you love. However, you have a tendency to be quick-tempered and overly critical. You are also inclined to be somewhat of an opportunist. Born under this sign, you should be happy in sales or as a writer, critic, or publicist.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~THE BUFFALOBorn in 1925, 1937, 1949, 1961, 1973, 1985, 1997, 2009.BUFFALO: A born leader, you inspire confidence from all around you. You are conservative methodical, and good with your hands. Guard against being chauvinistic and always demanding your own way. The Buffalo would be successful as a skilled surgeon, general, or hairdresser~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~THE TIGERBorn in 1926, 1938, 1950, 1962, 1974, 1986, 1998, 2010.TIGER: You are sensitive, emotional, and capable of great love. However, you have a tendency to get carried away and be stubborn about what you think is right; often seen as a "Hothead" or rebel. Your s
Chinese Horoscope
DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T. TAKE 3 MINUTES TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT. NO CHEATING!!!! THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY 1st. Get PEN and PAPER 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON`T READ AHEAD otherwise YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. 2. Next to the NUMBERS 1 & 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS YOU WANT. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER? 3. Next to the NUMBERS 3 & 7, WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX. SAME SEX IF GAY CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHE
Chinese Proverbs
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired . Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok . Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in bas
Chinese Astrology
Chinese Astrology The Rooster is the strutting peacock of the Chinese Zodiac! These quick thinkers are practical and resourceful, preferring to stick to what is tried and true rather than taking messy, unnecessary risks. Roosters are keenly observant. It's hard to slip anything past a Rooster, since they seem to have eyes in the backs of their heads! This quality can lead others to think the Rooster is psychic, but that's not generally the case; instead, this Sign enjoys a keen attention to detail that makes it a whiz at anything requiring close analysis. Roosters make great lawyers, brain surgeons and accountants, to name a few of this Sign's possible occupations. Above all else, the Rooster is very straightforward and rewards others' honesty in kind. Roosters aren't shifty or cagey and have no interest in hiding behind a facade. They are the proverbial open book, telling the truth and keeping their word. If you show your hand, the Rooster will respect you for it. This kind of t
Ching Chong Charlies
so i am in the process of writing up a buisness plan for a new comedy club i plan to open here in georgia....its comedy for two or three hours and then from like 11 to 2 its open musical stage...so my advisor who is also my uncle is very leary about me allowing rap performances...he hates rap but he is still under the perception that rap isnt music and that where there is rap there is crime...i do agree that yes sometimes it happens but here i am just trying to have an outlet for musicians and he is being predjudiced against one type of music...in response i will havethem play anyways....anyone have any ideas on what they would like to have in a club or comedy club let me know
Chinese Horoscope (freakishly Correct)
Chinese To English
1) Thats not right.......... Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding 3) See me ASAP................. Kum Hia Nao 4) Stupid Man........................... Dum Fuk 5) Small horse...................... Tai Ni Po Ni 6) Did you go to the beach?.................... Wai Yu So Tan 7) I bumped in to a coffee table................. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni 8) I think you need a face lift...................... Chin Tu Fat 9) Its very dark in here........................... Wao So Dim 10) I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Ching 11) This is a tow away zone....................... No Pah King 12) Staying out of sight............................. Lei Ying Lo 13) He's cleaning his automobile................ Wa Shing Ka 14) Your body odor is offensive.................. Yu Stin Ki Pu 15) Great..................... Fa Kin Su Pah
Chinese Proverbs---lmao--too Funny
Subject: chinese proverbs hilarious!!!!! Message: Message: CHINESE PROVERBS *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~* ~* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Chinese Zodiac
The Chinese Zodiac Tiger im the tiger leader of all TIGER 1926, 1938, 1950, 1962, 1974, 1986, 1998 ..> "Born leader" is the key word for the Tigers. They are always in the lead and are most likely the ones to cry out "Let's Go"! Noble and Fearless, Tigers are respected for their courage, even from those working against them. Tiger people are daring fighters, they are capable of standing up to the better end for what they think is right. Although they could be selfish from time to time in the little things, they are capable of great generosity. Tigers are unpredictable, always tense. and like to be in a hurry. Tiger people are difficult to resist, for they are magnetic characters and their natural air of authority confers a certain prestige on them. They are tempestuous yet calm, warm-hearted yet fearsome, courageous in the face of danger yet yielding and soft in mysterious, unexpected places. Tigers are very confident, perhaps too confident sometimes. Althoug
Chinese Proverbs
CHINESE PROVERBS *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok . *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. * ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Chinese Probverbs!!!
Chinese Proverbs
* ~ * ~ * ~* ~ * ~ * ~* ~ * ~ * ~* Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. * ~ *~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~* ~ *~ * ~* Man who run in front of car get tyred. * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ *~ * ~* ~ *~ * ~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~ * ~* ~ *~ * ~* ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. * ~ * ~ *~ * ~* ~ *~ * ~* ~ *~ * Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. *~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~* ~ *~ * ~* ~ * Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. *~ * ~* ~* ~ * ~ * ~ *~ * ~* ~ * Man with one chopstick go hungry. * ~ * ~* ~ * ~ * ~* ~ * ~ * ~* ~ * Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~ * ~ * ~ *~ * ~ * ~ *~ * ~ * ~ * Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. * ~* ~ *~ * ~* ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ *~ * Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. * ~ *~ * ~ * ~ *~ * ~ * ~ *~ * ~ * Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth. * ~ * ~ * ~* ~ * ~ * ~* ~ * ~ * ~* War does
Chinese Imports
With a lot of manufacturing jobs moving over to China, are we setting ourselves up for failure???? Hmmmmmmm....... Let's look at the facts that have been uncovered in recent months. I'll start with the mass pet food recall that killed several pets. The cause of the recall was because of contaminated ingredient glutin, which was imported from China. It gets worse. The U.S. is importing seafood from China. Some of it is farm raised in ponds that the EPA would condem. This food is not being properly inspected and tested by the FDA. Yet, we Americans keep buying it. And for the latest, Matel is recalling millions of toys because the paint used on them contains excessive amounts of lead. And these toys are made guess where... That's right! China. Are we really better off getting our food and goods from China? They could be taking us down without us even knowing it. What would happen if the U.S. got involved in a major war similar to WWII? We would not have the man
Chinese Exports
(Personally, I'm avoiding anything made in China for a long time) China Recalls Tainted Leukemia Drugs Sunday, September 16, 2007 BEIJING Chinese authorities ordered the recall of tainted leukemia drugs blamed for leg pains and other problems, state media reported Sunday, the latest crisis to strike the country's embattled food and drug industries. Most of the drugs involved methotrexate and cytarabin hydrochloride have been recovered and authorities have traced the remainder, the Xinhua News Agency said. The report did not say if any of the drugs had been exported. Authorities have banned the sale and distribution of the drugs, produced by the Shanghai Hualian Pharmaceutical Co., it said. China, a major global supplier, has been facing growing international pressure to improve the quality of its exports after dangerous toxins from lead to an antifreeze ingredient were found in goods including toys and toothpaste. Xinhua said the State Food and Drug Admin
Chinese Sick Day
Hung Chow calls into work and says, Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.The boss says, You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her I want sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that. Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon You got nice house.
Chinese Zodiac Sign - Rooster
Last night my boyfriend and I went out to dinner. We haven't been out in a while cuz of our work schedules so it was nice to get out. We had a $100 gift certificate for what I was told was a nice restaurant so we took the oppotunity to go. This is supposed to be one of the top restaurants to go to... I was very disappointed first of all with the service. We didn't go out until about 9pm but when we got there we were told there were no tables, even though I saw several empty ones. It took about 15 minutes before anyone even came up to us to ask if we even wanted a table! The place wasn't even busy!! Next we were told to go sit in the lounge area, that the food there was the same and we could sit right away. We went over there and it took about 10 minutes for someone to come and ask us if we wanted a drink. My boyfriend ordered a beer and I asked for a Pina Coloda. Safe enough order considering it was a bar type setting. I was told they didn't have them so to be safer (there was no
Chinese Take Out
A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring," he whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try sumting I have heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69." More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a very puzzled tone he asks her... "You want... Garlic Chicken with corrifrowa?"
Chinese Zodiac - The Horse
Chinese Wisdom
A Chinese Proverb So True!
* With money you can buy a house, but not a home. * With money you can buy a clock, but not time. * With money you can buy a bed, but not sleep. * With money you can buy a book, but not knowledge. * With money you can buy a doctor, but not good health. * With money you can buy a position, but not respect. * With money you can buy blood, but not life. * With money you can buy sex, but not love.
Chinese Proverbs
CHINESE PROVERBS ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car, get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car, get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Foolish man give wife a grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bankok. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. * ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *
Chino@ Fubar
chino@ fubar
Chinooks Lords Prayer
Fair is the white star of twilight, and the sky clearer at the day's end; But she is fairer, and she is dearer. She, my heart's friend! Far stars and fair in the skies bending, Low stars of hearth fires and wood smoke ascending, The meadow-lark's nested, The night hawk is winging; Home through the star-shine the hunter comes singing. Fair is the white star of twilight, And the moon roving To the sky's end; But she is fairer, better worth loving, She, my heart's friend. Nesika papa klaksta mitlite kopa saghalie (Our Father Who dwells on High) Kloshe kopa nesika tumtum mika nem. (Good for our hearts Your Name.) Kloshe mika tyee kopa konaway tillikum; (Good you Chief of all people;) Kloshe mika tumtum kopa illahee kahkwa kopa saghalie; (Good Your heart to make our country such as Yours up above;) Potlatch konaway sun nesika muckamuck, (Give us all days our food,) Pee kopet-kumtux donaway nesika mesachie, (And stop remembering all our sins we make to t
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I don't really believe in Astrology but it's fun to read sometimes and this sounds very accurate for us. In Chinese Astrology, Paul is Horse and I am Tiger...Read on. The Horse and Tiger make an excellent match, more than any other combination of signs. The wild Horse feels an immediate kinship with the fun-loving Tiger. Both share a love of sports, nature and parties. They are also extremely active, and will have no trouble skipping sleep in favor of fun. The Horse will probably follow the Tiger’s lead, but won’t fail to speak up when he or she disagrees with the big cat’s direction. Horse needs to learn to not grumble when he doesn't get his way, especailly if he is unwilling to take responsibility for his own actions, desires and needs. The one thing that could potentially put a damper on this romance is the Horse and Tiger’s mutual love of freedom and the occasional jealousy Horse feels. Tiger is a show-stopper when the two are in the public eye and Horse
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Paul is [Metal] Horse, Sondra is [Water] Tiger The Horse and Tiger make an excellent match. The wild Horse feels an immediate kinship with the fun-loving Tiger. Both share a love of sports, nature and parties. They are also extremely active, and will have no trouble skipping sleep in favor of fun. The Horse will probably follow the Tigers lead, but wont fail to speak up when he or she disagrees with the big cats direction. The one thing that could potentially put a damper on this romance is the Horse and Tigers mutual love of freedom. The thought of settling down fills both signs with terror. If they can overcome their twin fear of commitment, these two could form a bond that lasts a lifetime. As friends, the Horse and Tiger have tons of fun. These two make ideal travel companions, and will probably enjoy going to far-flung places that involve an element of danger. Since both signs love their freedom, they may want to keep separate hotel rooms, just so they can maintain a com
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When you call someone your friend you should always think about their fellings. You should always think about how you use them. You should ask your self you are going to be the type of friend that they want. If you don't think about these things on a regular basis, then it probably means that you aren't being a very good friend. If all you do is see fault (whether it is true of not) in your friend, then you are not a good friend. I am so sick of people using and abusing each other and then when one person is having a bad day or missing another dramatic person, they twist crap around and stab you in the back and tell you that you are no good and worthless. I hope that who reads this, thinks back and can truly say that they have never done this anyone that they ever called friend or sister or brother or whatever you like call each other. If you can say that you have never done this, then you are the type of friend that will always be remember and are the one we (the ones who have
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I wonder if anything he ever said to me was real. Or original. Everything he [n]ever meant was quoted from someone else. A line stolen to fit the moment. A phrase to make it [epic] They asked me what had happened to me All I could say was- I am lacking class therefore I lack beauty I am [ugly]. And I [hate]. I wont ask for your forgiveness. I use to sneak vodka into assemblies And spend all my days popping [perfection] pills. But it seems I havent found the proper dosage. Im still [mediocre]. It all seems to hurt a little more than it should. Loving those that dont love me back. Sobriety for someone who doesnt really care. I woke up this morning and thought [Today is a good day to destroy myself] Won't you join me?
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So I went to the chiropractor today. Nothing really big happening. The only thing he said is that he wants me to continue doing my exercises. He also told me he's ordering me a TENS unit. I can NOT wait for that. It feels amazing!! Also, I didn't take my first pill for pain until it was about 7pm. I'm excited. I was walking really stupid though, lol. I have had major issues with my hip/pelvis for about 2 months now. I went to the hospital and after four questions, the doctor said it was my Sciatic Nerve. I waited a few weeks and after there was NO change I went to another place. Again, they said it was my Sciatic Nerve. At that point, I was given a few sheets with exercises to do (which I couldn't because it hurt too bad) and some pain meds. Those didn't really help. They made me sleepy, but I still couldn't walk because the pain was so bad. FINALLY I take my stubborn ass to a Chiropractor. He's a little upset that neither place took an xray. He said they should have to at least
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Chitty Chat
well here i am again blogging....its usually about me complaining or venting or bitchn lol so here goes for all of the above ...kidding or not i'm not even sure what to put but i feel like writing ...its 11:11 GO FIGURE god i hate that number makes me think about someone i dont want to.... but yet everyday i do... why has this been so hard to move on... i wish i could just think ok he is gone out of my life never to see him again and everything is fine ...but its not and i dont know why.... I have met an amazing guy who loves me no matter how stupid or annoying i am and i have to say I wouldn't put up with me!!!...He has the most patience and heart i have ever met...and right now i could use his ability to make me calm and set me straight .... But its just me tonight...dealing with my thoughts so thats why i am writing here....it always helps so i was in such a bad mood today i spent 300 bucks on a jacket that i dont need...maybe i should return it...i shop to make me happ
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I was in need of a giggle tonight. This convo between JoJo and I was what did it :) Baby G-Shock created @ 12/15/2008 05:49 pm expires in: 23 hrs [EVERYONE] I bought this watch online, and I just got it. I don't love it, but I don't hate it, and I bought it strictly because it is durable, and would last longer than my other watches while I am in Iraq. Should I A: return it and hope I find something I like better before I go, or B: just keep it. December 15, 2008 @ 6:07 pm #33 of 34 December 15, 2008 @ 6:04 pm #31 of 32 December 15, 2008 @ 6:00 pm #24 of 28 December 15, 2008 @ 5:58 pm #20 of 20 December 15, 2008 @ 5:57 pm #18 of 18 lol nicole i just can't wear that shit on my wrist i use mah phone for time ----------------------------------------- Same here. The only thing on my wrist is a red rubber bracelet that supports the Ronald McDonald House lol ...................................... haha i tried watches as a kid and always got ye
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Chivalry
Live to serve King and Country. Live to defend Crown and Country and all it holds dear. Live one's life so that it is worthy of respect and honor. Live for freedom, justice and all that is good. Never attack an unarmed foe. Never use a weapon on an opponent not equal to the attack. Never attack from behind. Avoid lying to your fellow man. Avoid cheating. Avoid torture. Obey the law of king, country, and chivalry. Administer justice. Protect the innocent. Exhibit self control. Show respect to authority. Respect women. Exhibit Courage in word and deed. Defend the weak and innocent. Destroy evil in all of its monstrous forms. Crush the monsters that steal our land and rob our people. Fight with honor. Avenge the wronged. Never abandon a friend, ally, or noble cause. Fight for the ideals of king, country, and chivalry. Die with valor. Always keep one's word of honor. Always maintain one's principles. Never betray a confidence or comrade
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From The Art of Courtly Love by Andreas Capellanus Thou shalt avoid avarice like the deadly pestilence and shalt embrace its opposite. Thou shalt keep thyself chaste for the sake of her whom thou lovest. Thou shalt not knowingly strive to break up a correct love affair that someone else is engaged in. Thou shalt not chose for thy love anyone whom a natural sense of shame forbids thee to marry. Be mindful completely to avoid falsehood. Thou shalt not have many who know of thy love affair. Being obedient in all things to the commands of ladies, thou shalt ever strive to ally thyself to the service of Love. In giving and receiving love's solaces let modesty be ever present. Thou shalt speak no evil. Thou shalt not be a revealer of love affairs. Thou shalt be in all things polite and courteous. In practising the solaces of love thou shalt not exceed the desires of thy lover.
Chivalry
People seem to have forgotten the concept of chivalry. Gone are the days of roses, hastily scrawled love poems, and sweet serenades crooned lovingly before a fair maiden. This ideals have been replaced by a society and a world wherein the women may pretend they want to be courted by a chivalrous gentleman, but in reality the chivalrous man is always the one found wanting in the end.Chivalry, in all it's romantic forms focuses on the man professing his endless love for a woman, while doing quasi-romantic deed -- deeds that today, immediately drive women away. When the end of the day comes, we find that the chivalrous man is left alone, to see his love poems, and promises around him, while the woman goes off with the cocky jerk who lifts weights and plays guitar...Yet chivalry doesn't stop there, even though it is already in such a sad state in today's world. There are even more curses that have befallen the once ideal way of life.I would like to meet anyone that has ever stood up fo
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this year is suppose to be all about change as we move forward thru the new year what changes do you need to make in your??????
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Chocolate Loving
Chocolate Loving Bill sat at the security desk and passed the evening watching the customer service representatives leave for the day. Of the 200 women that worked there, few had escaped his sex fantasies. At 7:30 everyone was gone. He read the newspaper until 8:15 when the phone rang. "Security, Bill speaking." "It's Mae, Sugar," she said with a faint southern accent. "Everyone else is gone. Why don't you be sure to lock the front door, then come on back here to escort me to my car." "Where are you?" he asked. Her big sexy voice was really what got him hot. Mae was a big black woman with a big ass, big tits, a big smile and a big laugh. She was always throwing little sexual innuendoes in as she made small talk, but nothing had ever come of it. Bill got hard just hearing her voice on the phone. He fantasized about her thick juicy lips on his, her warm, electric hands caressing his body. He knew that he was oozing pre-cum already. "I'm in the executive conference room all the
Chocolate!
Chocolate is such a sexual treat for us all any body out like chocolate? i'm Caramel Chocolate anybody wanna taste my chocolate?
"chocolate Nasty"
Chocolate Coverd Cherry
Chocolate Covered Cherry Drink
Here's a drink that I believe many ladies will enjoy. It's called a Chocolate Covered Cherry. Guys should enjoy it as well. Recipe: 1 jigger of Grenadine 1 jigger of Kaluha 1 jigger of Baileys Irish Creme One Manhattan glass Ingredients should be poured in this order for best results. Pour Grenadine into the Manhattan glass. Next, gently pour the Kaluha down the side of the glass to layer it on top of the Grenadine. Don't worry if some of it mixes in with the Grenadine. Last, gently pour the Baileys Irish Creme down the side of the glass to layer it on top of the Kaluha. "DO NOT" mix. Just drink it down quickly. No need to chill the ingredients. ENJOY! 1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor..... 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because h
Chocolate
Never make anyone a priority when you're considered an option. (REAL-TALK) I'm loving all u Sweet Cherries u have showed me so much luv, and I'm just getting started. I'm here for lifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Chocolate Bar With A Suprise!
FRANKFURT, Feb 7 (Reuters Life!) - A man in Germany was put off his Italian chocolate treat when he noticed that a bump in the bar was not a nut but part of a human finger. "He found a fingertip, complete with fingernail, right in the middle of the bar," said a police spokesman in the town of Mainz, close to Frankfurt. "I suppose it went unnoticed because there were nuts in the chocolate and it was hard to tell the difference," the police spokesman said, adding the fingertip was being examined by forensic experts. The 28-year-old man was in shock when he took the bar to police after a family doctor confirmed its contents. Police declined to name the brand of the chocolate.
A Chocolate Affair
Mr Cadbury met Ms Rowntree in a room on Quality St. It was After 8. He turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic! He slipped his hand in 2 her Snickers and showed her his CurlyWurly. Not keen to have Jelly Babies she let him have her up Bournville Boulevard. She screamed with Turkish Delight as he took out his Fun sized Mars Bar. It felt a bit Crunchie and she wanted some Time Out, But he did a Twirl and came in a very Milky Way !
Chocolate What Is Good For You...
"What most people call an allergy is really an unpleasant digestive complaint; an allergy is when your body actually reacts upon the food and creates such a huge immune reaction that antibodies and other chemicals released to defend against the food actually are destructive to our bodies. Chocolate is not on the list of foods that Americans seem to develop allergies to: milk, fish, eggs, wheat, tree nuts, peanuts, soybeans and shellfish are. No one has yet proven that acne is related to eating chocolate. Period. Even large amounts of chocolate. So there goes that myth. As far as chocolate being addictive, same thing, there is no clinical evidences to support physical addiction to chocolate. In my opinion, people use the word 'addiction' too loosely these days. For example, I love chocolate, and I know that it contains substances that release endorphins which make me feel good. I am normal, I like to feel good. But my body tells me when enough is enough. I am not compelled to gorg
Chocolate Girl Is Always Sweet
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Chocolate Guitar
I need to hear your voice (like something sweet - maybe like chocolate music candy singing ice cream dancing) every night or I begin to feel too alone. I have to have your lyrical tasty piano melon-ball guitar whipped cream voice licking my ear or I am too sad to cry. All rights reserved
Chocolate Is Good For You
A daily dose of dark chocolate may help reduce the symptoms of chronic fatigue syndrome. Study leader Professor Steve Atkin, an expert in endocrinology, said the idea for the study came after a patient reported feeling much better after swapping her normal milk chocolate for dark chocolate with a high cocoa solid content. He decided to see if other patients would benefit and carried out a trial of 10 patients who received a daily dose - 45g - of dark chocolate or white chocolate dyed to look like dark chocolate for two months.
Chocolate Pound Cake Recipe
Chocolate Pound Cake 1 Stick butter 1 Stick margarine cup of Crisco 5 eggs 3 Cups of Flour (Plain) 3 Cups of Sugar 1 of Milk tsp. salt 1 tsp. vanilla cup of cocoa Cream butter, margarine and Crisco, with sugar. Add one egg at a time, beating well after adding each one. Add vanilla flavoring. Add flour and milk. Beginning with flour and ending with flour. Pour in greased tube pan. Bake in oven for two hours at 300 degrees. If you want Lemon pound cake omit cocoa and vanillaand add cup of flour and juice of 1 squeezed lemon. If you want spice marble cake omit cocoa and add 1-tsp. cinnamon, cloves all spice, tsp. nutmeg Note you will split batter and add spices to half of the batter.. then in tube pan you will alternate spoon of regular, spoon of spice Chocolate frosting (optional) stick margarine tablespoon of cocoa cup box 4x sugar dash of salt Mix with buttermilk to proper consistency
Chocolate Bunny's Pimpout List
Chocolate Bunny'sPIMPOUT LIST 100k OR 7 day BLAST to get on here *I'm $aving for SPOTLIGHT* THESE ARE SOME WONDERFUL FRIENDS OF MINE.. SO PLS FAN..ADD..RATE EVERYONE...THANKS EVERYONE FOR YOUR HELP!! BEACHTAXI beachtaxi@ fubar MORTICIA MORTICIA~RL GF OF SGT. RAIDER~Sarge's Bad Girl~Stiletto Girl~Fubar's Finest Melons@ fubar CHOCOLATE BUNNY
Chocolate Train
~Chocoholics Unite~ To get on this train r/f/a all members. And in case you're not sure what those letters mean...RATE/FAN/ADD...and you MUST do all three. Let them know that you are joining the chocolate train in your friend request. If they are already a friend leave them a comment like "chocolate freak" or "loving chocolate" and don't forget to re-rate them. Don't just pass them by because you're already friends. Don't forget to leave me (Vitamin de~) a comment, too. And again my number one rule... NO DRAMA...NO DRAMA...NO DRAMA did i say NO DRAMA When new members add you rate them as well as leave them a comment. ..let them know you're riding on the chocolate train. Rate the chocolate folder and you'll get a chocolate tag specially made by vitamin de~. Start with this picture Leave a comment on the last picture to let Vitamin de~ know that you finished. Don't forget to message Vitamin de~ when you've finished the train to b
Chocolate
I was part of a "swap" this month, where I was given the name and some info about a person in an online community I am part of; then I put together a package for them and mailed it off... Then someone else was given the same info about me. Well I just received my package today, and in this package was some wonderful yarn (that I will use to make myself a shawl) and two different kinds of CHOCOLATE by Max Brenner. I have only tried the one chocolate so far, and while I am not a huge fan of dark chocolate (which this is) it is absolutely DIVINE! wow, so yummy! The other chocolate is in a tin, and just opening the tin allows the aroma of the chocolate that it contains waft out, mmmmmmmmmm.... I can't wait to get started on the shawl and the other chocolates!!!
Chocolate Sings!!
CHOCOLATE SINGS!!!!!! One day I had a date for lunch with friends. Mae, a little old 'blue hair' about 80 years old, came along with them---all in all, a pleasant bunch. When the menus were presented, we ordered salads, sandwiches, and soups, except for Mae who said, 'Ice Cream, please. Two scoops, chocolate.' I wasn't sure my ears heard right, and the others were aghast. 'Along with heated apple pie,' Mae added, completely unabashed. We tried to act quite nonchalant, as if people did this all the time. But when our orders were brought out, I didn't enjoy mine. I couldn't take my eyes off Mae as her pie a-la-mode went down. The other ladies showed dismay. They ate their lunches silently and frowned. The next time I went out to eat, I called and invited Mae. I lunched on white meat tuna. She ordered a parfait. I smiled. She asked if she amused me. I answered, 'Yes, you do, but also you confuse me. How come you order rich desserts, while I feel I must be sensible? S
Chocolate Cake With Chocolate Icing
Now don't cheat. Go with the first dessert you choose. If all the eight desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose (sorry, you can only pick one!). Pick your dessert and then look to see what psychiatrists think about you. It is pretty accurate! After taking this dessert personality test, send this e-mail on to others; when you do, be sure to put your choice of dessert in the subject box of the e-mail header above. Here are your choices: 1. Angel Food Cake 2. Brownies 3. Lemon Meringue Pie 4. Vanilla Cake with C chocolate Icing 5. Strawberry Short Cake 6. Chocolate Cake with Chocolate Icing 7. Ice Cream 8. Carrot Cake No, you can't change your mind once you scroll down, so think carefully what your choice will be. OK - Now that you've made your choice, this is what the researchers say about you... SCRO
Chocolate Desires Scavenger Hunt
First Place is a 3 month VIP Second Place is a 1 month VIP or a 7 day blast Third Place is a bling pack For all that dont know what a scavenger hunt is let me explain. A scavenger hunt is a contest where you try to find things on a list for prizes. Those that can find the most things on that list will be the winner. For instance if one of the items on the list is a heart shape snickers bar then thats what you find and posted under the spefic place label heart shaped snickers bar. if you have any questions feel free to sb me or hit me on yim The rules are simple. 1. It is mandatory that you be a member of Chocolate Desires. So if your not a member join up. http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=60284 No Purchase Neccesary. 2. No copying or cheatin off somebody's elses find. Please be original and look for your own. 3. Please do remember this a contest where only 3 winners will be determine. This is also a time event the first 3 that come up with the correct submissions
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Spinning winding circles that we cannot fathom. Throw it away and wait patiently as it descends. Follow the leader, follow this leader, stand up straight and hand this over to me. Open to receive, yet closed to new ideas, beginnings, and answers to questions we have yet to ask ourselves.It's alright if its not understood. The skin we wrap ourselves in is of our own making. So you are again?
Chocolate
CHOCOLATE, FLOWS IN DEEP DARK, SWEET WAVES, A RIVER TO IGNITE MY MIND AND ALERT MY SENSES...
Chocolate Thunder
FOR ALL THE SINGLE MOMS THAT DO IT BEST GIVE ME A SHOUT
Chocolate
as i sit writeing this tonite .Iam so happy to have my tiny dancer in my life and in my arms ...........she sits down loading as i sit writeing this ... she is so sweet i will never know what she sees in me but i do know that i have never felt love like this .... nor has anyone ever shown love to me this way ...........tiny i love you you are my light .my flame,my soul ....... may life always be on your side They say life is like a box of chocolates yu never knw what you are going to get untill you get it ........................wel for those to stupid to read the insert in the box i guess thats true ......i always herd if you want in be smarter than the door .you all know i am a veteran and that i am very proud of that ... but sometimes i wonder ( even as i work in the public utility field ........ why in the hell do i care but i do care .. it amazes me how many fools are in the world and what the standard of men has become tooo ............i guess i am THE LAST OF A DYING BREED ..
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Ch Of My Life
Random Chapters of my Life PART 1have you ever had that perfect life that you have always wanted? i had that once........ when i was 21 was liveing at my apartmant in tulsa OK, the name if it was FoxFire Appartments i just lost my job there (i was working at Firefox APTs as well) i couldent pay my rent had no were to go but AZ the night before i was to leave to AZ i hit my bigest bottem and shut down i feelt like i had nothin left then Thomis a good friend of mine told me that there was this girl that he knew that ran away and she needed a place to go and suggested her stayin at my place so im like kool we had another friend there with i think it was 1/4 LB of Tree so whe had a lil goin away trashin party so Thomis goes and pickes up the girl in the mean time in in the Apt getting high. i rember seeing the door open Thimis walking in and then behind him walked in the doorway was this girl when i seen her time stoped everything froze and withen that first step she took i
Choices
Choices If you can't talk,sing,if you can't walk,jump,if you can't live,love...Nothing comes from nothing,hopes can't fly if you don't give them wings,imagination can't soar if you have it locked up.A singer must learn to speak,And a runner to walk,but once it's mastered,anything is possable.But what will happen?When you take your flight?Will you fall?Will your wings break?Or will you fly to a new horizon?It's up to you.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code Justice (Fairness). Your life is guided by the concept of Fair Justice: Everyone, yourself included, should be rewarded and punished according to the help or harm they cause. "He who does not punish evil commands it to be done." --Leonardo da Vinci ?Though force can protect in emergency, only justice, fairness, consideration and cooperation can finally lead
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I've been really busy right now and would like to apologize to all of my friends for not being able to reply to them as soon as I used to. I probably won't be able to be on as much anymore. I really don't have time for anything but work and sleep anymore. Hope everyone is doing alright and I'll talk to you all as soon as I can. I've been racking my brain over a lot of things lately and finally have come to a conclusion on what I need to do. My mother has been pressing me for a while to take over the family business. In the past she's offered to buy me a house, acres of land and give me complete control. She has made this offer again lately and it made me think. I just got laid off, I'm single and lets face it my friends are getting older and starting to do their own things now. It was a harder choice back then. Back before people started to get married and have kids. I don't want to leave my peeps but such is life I suppose. There comes a time when you have to start to consider yoursel
2 Choices
Two Choices What would you do?....you make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serve s learning-disabled children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question: "When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?" The audience was stilled by the query. The father continued. "I believe that when a child like Shay, physically and mentally handicapped comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child." Then he told the follo
Choice
would you rather be deaf or blind? I would rather be deaf!!!
Choices
I sit in fear, are the coices I make the ones I should be making? Is the time right for the decisions I have made? I fear for my heart, can it stand a loss again? Is this the time to do what I have done? What's done is done, or is it? Questions run through my mind choices to make. Without taking chances we live in a shell, but with the chances we risk the pain. Am I better off alone? Should I take the chance that I fear? I know what I want, but I fear that the time is not right. Choices to make always afraid to make the wrong one.
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Real Live Woman Don't by the lines in magazins that tell me what I gotta be Don't base my life on movie screen Don't fit the mold the same as planned Don't need to be 19 years old Or starve myself for some weight I'm told To turn mens heads....been down that road And I thank God I'm fine with just who I am I aint a movie star, They never see the veiw fom where they are And this old town may be as far as I'm goin' But what he'll hold tonight in his hands Swear there's so much better than Anything this old world can show me I'm a real live woman In love with this man I see lying here next to me Lost in the way that he's holden This real live woman In the arms of a man where I fall asleep Nowing there's nothing on earth he love more than This real live woman I work 9-5 and I can't relate To millionaires who somehow fait Has smiled upon a fortune made Their common lives a better place to be I no longer justify The reasons for the way that I behave Offer no ap
Choices
hey whats up everyone iam really bored so i decided to let you know i have a myspace page also it has more info about me on it so if you want to check it out the link is www.myspace.com/sailorboy2006 leave me a comment and let me know what you think CORPSMAN06 well i sit here and i try to figure if i made the right decision for my life i doubt my choice all the time but on the other hand the choice i made was the best for me at the time if you read my profile this deals with me being in the military. i joined the navy right after i graduated high school really it was 3 days later lol i guess i rushed to get somewhere fast where i knew i had a secure future but now i look at where i am a wish i would have waited i would have liked to meet someone then settle down first and then make up my mind on my future from there with the person of my dreams but... that didn't happen as planned now iam in the military with my dream job as a combat medic for the marines which is called a hospital
Choices And Consequences
How sad when you realize the one you are with is not the one you need. How hard to give up the good as you accept the truth of it. Sad but necessary. Not willing to accept less or be less to anyone anymore. First of all, I thank you my friend OffiSir for finding me an outlet for the complexity of thoughts I endure. Choices and consequences. It seems that choices made satisfy missing elements, and then create new challenges. Would be bliss to choose to quench one desire without creating another dilemma. The never have enough when the plate is overflowing state of existence is perplexing. More, more, more, yet never filling addictive thrill rush release only to be followed by deep abyss emptiness. How to halt the neverending process and not feel devoid is the challenge.
Choices
choices Current mood: bitchy The choices we make in this world eveday determine many things but most of these choices are so small or irrevalant that you dont skip a beat however others are large and can determine many things. they can change a person, they can make things smaller than they are appear as big as moutains, they can change the way you lead your life, they way you love, the way you act, your job etc, but these changes these descions are made by the choices that you choose to make. most of the time people take the choices they have made good bad or ugly and carry on, others choices sometimes people feel there is cause to blame so they blame others, and more so often people straight up just dont make a choice but try to make those around them choose for them. not by stating yes or no or do it or not but by the actions they take the words they dont speak. at the end of the day people make things harder thna it has ot be or more complicated than has to be given at time
The Choice Is Yourz
The choice is yours to fan and rate everyone maybe if you ask nicely rate all the pics too.NSFW only!!!! on their request
Choice
Many people will come in and out of your life that will cause you pain, it is your choice to let them continue.
Choices Of Love.
My life is full of important choices, So many decisions,the little voices, you got to make the right move, to stay with your own groove, if you mess up it could be bad, a choice someone makes can make you mad, a choice he made,made me deppressed, now for him I'm never going to rest, he upset me so,he don't even know, to get him bach the choices are harsh, I'll have him back before the end of March, I feel his love deep in my heart, I'll get him and we'll never part, I know he can feel my love, I sent it to him from way above, I want him to be with me, but my point he don't see....
The Choice
The way is not always clear to some. And in fact the choice is from two- The first choice is easy to come. But the second is best for you. The first is the easiest,the path is wide and clear. Most take this way because there is no fear, of losing oneself along the way. The second is the best, but hard in finding and the path is narrow, long and winding. So I'll leave you with these thoughts, yet just now you may not know what to do. Therefore I will tell you how- The choice is up to you.
Choices
Some people sit - some people try. Some people laugh - some people cry. Some people will - some people wont. Some people do - some people dont. Some people believe and develop a plan. Some people doubt - never think that they can. Some people face hurdles and give it their best. Some people back down - when faced with a test. Some people complain of their miserable lot. Some people are thankful for all that theyve got. And when its all over - when it comes to an end some people lose out and some people win. We all have a choice - We all have a say. We are spectators in life, or we get in and play. Whatever we choose - how we handle lifes game, The choices are ours - no one else is to blame
Choices
You made your choice- You choose her. Its nothing new- and it doesn't hurt! For your choice- I pray that you are true, You never lie, and You never cheat! For me- you were never there. For her- you always were. Never in my time of despair. I excepted it then, Not Now- Not ever again! One day you will find, Love is not a game. I hope its not to late Your LOVE hasn't gone and left you behind. You are her "Perfect Man", Like you once were mine. Ya'll bring each other happiness, Like we did- once upon a time! Some time ago- I told you how it would end, She won't go through what I let fly- Into the wind. My heart and soul to kind to put ANYONE- In that kind of a bind. I said- "I couldn't be a part of you" because if you screw this up, In my heart, "I didn't help" and that I knew. In the choice that you made, In her heart that you mend, You lost the greatest of friends! Husband Application APPLICATION: Name: Age: Locat
Choices We Make
people dont seem to realize that every choice we make determines which path our lives will take.... from the first decision we ever make , , , do u not realize that that decision will affect u yrs down the road and might even affect ur kids , , omg u never thought of that did u , , , here is food for thought and i didnt realize this till about a mth ago one of newtons laws (OMG PEOPLE SCHOOL IS USEFUL) for every action there is a equal but opposite reaction simply states if u tie this in to everyday life , , , , that every decision u make no matter how small it may be will affect u later down the road for every cause there is a effect as well , , so hypothetically speaking if i slap my best friend the effect will be that either we will no longer be friends or we will end up in a fight so again cause and effect come on people u learned this elementry school so then y r we always out to blame others for our own stupidity and shit that we have done ourselv
Choices
with alot of thought and instead of leaving this site,im gonna delete those who didnt cherish my friendship as i did with them or give a chit about me for that matter.so if your still on my list then you know you mean something to me.it's time for a new start with people that really care...xoxoxo
Choices
Why is it so hard to move on with your life when your not sure if you made the right choice or not? Theres always going to be the "what-ifs" and the doubts but how do you know when it is time to move on and do whats best for you? What if it envolves hurting someome else, though sometimes you question why they are even in your life? Whens the right time to stop listening to your heart and start listening to your head??? Why is it that the people we choose to surround ourselves with are usually the ones with secrets, lies, and ones who take advantage of other?
Choices The One Thing You Live And Die With
they follow you from the second you make them and they mold you into who you become Once made there is no hiding them and there is no running from them For they have become YOU!!! CHOICES
Choices
Been contemplating for a very very long time about leting you go. Things never been the same for months now and i really dont see anything making it better. Honestly I really dont know why I had put myself through all of this. Like people told me I deserved better but with me out of curiosity and experiment, i wanted 2C for myself the outcome.Caring is all I am and will be, but I'm kinda hurt But relieved that we will never be what we used 2 be even though i still got love 4 ya and always will and have your back until the end. WOW now that all of that is said i feel much better!!!!!
Choice Theory
A couple of semesters ago I had to take a class for my Major called "Choice Theory". Mind you that my idea about this class was less than to be desired but once the semester moved on I learned alot and opefully pass the idea around for other to think about. Choice Theory is an idea (a very true and insiteful idea) that was written by William Glasser,M.D. A psychiatrist that has been known world wide. In his book "Choice Theory" Dr. Glasser states; "for all practical purposes, we choose everything we do, including the misery we feel". Which means that all we can get from other people is the information that they give - it is how we act upon that information is what we choose. What I am saying is if you don't like something about yourself then only you can make up your mind to change it. It can be done. And if you are interested in reading this book then it is called "Choice Theory" by William Glasser M.D. What I wrote here is only a portion of what the book is abou
2 Choices......?
hi everyone i recieved this in an email..thought id share it with you all.. Two Choices What would you do?....you make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves children with learning disabilities, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After excelling to the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question: 'When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does, is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?' The audience was stilled by the query. The father continued. 'I believe that when a child like Shay, who was mentally and physically disabled comes in to the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents its
Choice Of Colors
If you had a choice of color Which one would you choose my brothers If there was no day or night Which would you prefer to be right How long have you hated your white teacher Who told you, you love your black preacher Do you respect your brother's woman friend And share with black folks not of kin People must prove to the people A better day is coming for you and for me With just a little bit more education And love for our nation Would make a better society Now some of us would rather cuss and make a fuss Than to bring about a little trust But we shall overcome our beliefs someday If you'll only listen to what I have to say And how long have you hated your white teacher Who told you, you love your black preacher Can you respect your brother's woman friend And share with black folks not of kin I said now people must prove to the people A better day is coming for you and for me With just a little bit more education And love for our nation Would make a better
Choices
So many times I read about when men or women are arrested and convicted of abuse related crimes, whether it be child abuse, spousal abuse, rape, as well as serial killing. Most of the time their defense is "they were abused as a child." I for one think that is a cop out or just simply the only optional defense. The reason I tell my past is because whether you are man, woman or child YOU have control over the choices you make in life no matter what happened in your past. Talking about it helps more than you can imagine, that and martial arts and a punching bag! I was molested when I was 3, molested & raped when I was 6, both by neighbors. I married a so-called man when I was 18 and was physically, emotionally and psychologically abused for 10 years. After finally leaving him and remarrying 7 years later I was raped while my 6 year old son (at the time)was held at gun point to his head. I am not looking for pity or "I'm sorry to hear that". For me this is where my choices be
Choice
1.People who lack the courage to follow their own dreams will always find a way to discourage yours. 2.I refuse to tip toe through life only to end up arriving safely to my death. 3.Live your life the way you want as long as you don't step on others who may have a bigger Boot size then you!
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In This River - Black Label Society
Choices
we all seem to have a certain amount of choices to make in our lives. some good,some not sure and REALLY BAD. i've made all of them at one point in my life. the funny thing about the uncertainty of life is it's all laid out by CHOICES.
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Choice
Stolen from another Fu-ber but I loved it so much.! Choice is the ONLY thing in life we truly have control of! DUCKS OR EAGLES: No one can make you serve customers well. That's because great service is a choice. Harvey Mackay, tells a wonderful story about a cab driver that proved this point. He was waiting in line for a ride at the airport. When a cab pulled up, the first thing Harvey noticed was that the taxi was polished to a bright shine. Smartly dressed in a white shirt, black tie, and freshly pressed black slacks, the cab driver jumped out and rounded the car to open the back passenger door for Harvey . He handed my friend a laminated card and said: 'I'm Wally, your driver. While I'm loading your bags in the trunk I'd like you to read my mission statement.' Taken aback, Harvey read the card. It said: Wally's Mission Statement: To get my customers to their destination in the quickest, safest and cheapest way possible in a friendly environment. This ble
Choices
I believe that life itself is made up of choices. I don't believe in Kismet, Karma, Fate or Destiny per se. I believe that you are what you are,is entirely dependent upon the choices you have made throughout your lifetime. Decisions come to us on a daily basis, normally. Whatever we decide is going to take us down that path. There may be other decisions that allow us to get back onto the "right" path, if we decide to take them. Or, we can continue to do what we're doing because it feels good. Our choice. We are granted the blessing to choose our course in life. Whether we choose not to believe in the lives of others or not, it is still a choice. At the end of our lives, I believe we all face a judgement on the choices we have made. So, I guess the best course of action would be to live our lives from day to day and take careful consideration of the decisions that come upon us. Some do not believe in a higher being. Okay, that's their choice. I happen to believe it. My ch
A Choice
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitch-hiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.' Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?' Man: 'What sins?' Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?' Man: 'I'm Jewish.' Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?' Man: 'I'm 92 years old ..... I'm telling everybody!' This weekend is a time of remberence. Make sure you take some of it to say thank you-to Veterans, Active Military, and those who never made it home. we may all be getting ready to have a party or BBQ this weekend but lets not forget just what this weekend is all about. I am a very proud veteran of the 82nd Airborne and 3rd Ranger and i will never forget the men i served with and the ones that still fight for our freedoms today. to all of yo
The Choice Is Yours....
I just wanted you all to know I just recently purchased my Hugh back.... then end! Actually what the blog is about its Mondays theme... I figure since you give me your opinions but i never listen ... this week you will get to decide between the two.. A.Trailer park Hoes and Gigolos B. Under 5" (Hugh's idea) for those who wish to remain on my "friends" list I suggest you pick A. C. Transformers Evil as always Wicked PS be sure to spay and neuter your pets....
Choices
i sit here tonight thinkin over my past.and i always come to this one place and stop i guess thats a happy place for me in my life. i wish i could bak and do things over for sum sufficent reason but we can't. Now its all bout the bills and the family . I wish sometimes he only knew i stayed up late at nite crying and wishin he was mine again. and that i could wake up beside him and look n2 his lite blue water like eyes.and feel his soft gentle rose like lips. But back then we made our choices and now we have been gone our very own separte ways. and it breaks my heart to see how diffrent of a person he is.thats y im here tonight. layin here cryin cuz he has changed and so have i . We all make choices in life. Some are good and some are bad. We don't always knowhow they are gonna effect our lives or others at that time.But we have learn from those choices and somehow we have to learn to except them and the responsabilitys that come along with them. i sit wondering all the ti
Choices
"whats it worth to leave, to move on with our lives, to make a change. Can we travel the road less traveled cuz others said not too, can an offer be too good not to take it, can it be the very thing we need, to help others while helping ourselfs, so the questions is what is ur life worth to ur? turn left to safe places, turn right to family, straight to the unknown, cant turn back the way we came." i offer this to fuland, what choice would u take, why and at what cost? can u aswer my question i that seek an answer for, leave a comment, leave it in my SB or private message. have a nice life fuland! i write this blog on the morning after my nephews bday was, its 12:45am and sleep is far from my mind, im listoning to my personal mix of music. so why write a blog, and the purpose of it. well lets just say today or sunday was a bad day for some of my friends, even one lost his dad, he said, whats the purpose, is there any hope to keep living? i cant aswner that, thats a choice we make in
Choices
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Choke That Thief Called Dependence
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WARNING: This site is ONLY intended for adult MySpace members who are looking to have SEX as soon as possible! *(Signup capability from this link will expire in 12 minutes.) I saw this and was just taken back. Something special like this should be shared i guess its why it was made into a graphic. MyHotComments / HotFreeLayouts MADE BY: Katrina@ CherryTAP THIS WAS COPIED FROM THE INTERNET!!!! The Day my Jeff Died This is what I wrote about that fateful day. What happened before, during and after.... Really tough to write and tough to read, too! =============================================================================== I keep flashing back to the day that it happened, November 7, 2004. It started like a regular Sunday morning. You getting up and having breakfast (Cinnamon Toast Crunch) and watching cartoons in the living room. Stephen was going to cook a late breakfast of bacon, potatoes, eggs, the whole works. I was putting your new school picture
Choke On It
As some of you may or may not know, I try to keep to myself as much as possible and just hang out here with my friends and do the FUBut it has been brought to my attention that I am being blogged about, falsely. So this is what I am going to do, for the sake of fairness I am going to show you who is blogging about me and threatening to HACK ME Here she is: MzMic Standing on Her Own. Now first you need to know she was recently RESET for cheating. She claims a dozen reasons why she was UNFAIRLY reset but she never mentions in her blog that she was rest for SCRIPTING. I have a yahoo conversation of hers I am going to show you too where she admits scripting and threatens a few fubar members, and has a few choice words about fubar admin while she is at it This is the proof of why she was reset- read this from the bottom up: This is her yahoo: this is only her side of the conversation to protect the one who busted her out: from the bottom up. micshell42: kidd better be
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I think I might quit. Nothing personal, people. I just don't have too many friends. Yeah, this place is pretty fast compared to MySpace, but there's some porny things on here that I really don't wanna see. Leaving/Maybe Not ~~Thorn Lady :3
Choose Who You Are ? Giver Or Reciever
Choose The Caption
I posted this under the heading of "choose the caption" because a mother is many different things to many different people. If you know someone you want to share this with, be my guest. This is for the mothers who have sat up all night with sick toddlers in their arms, wiping up barf laced with Oscar Mayer wieners and cherry Kool-Aid saying, "It's alright honey, Mommy's here." Who have sat in rocking chairs for hours on end soothing crying babies who can't be comforted. This is for all the mothers who show up at work with spit-up in their hair and milk stains on their blouses and diapers in their purse. For all the mothers who run carpools and make cookies and sew Halloween costumes. And all the mothers who DON'T. This is for the mothers who gave birth to babies they'll never see. And the mothers who took those babies and gave them homes. And for the mothers who lost their baby in that precious 9 months that they will never get to watch grow on earth but one day wi
Choose
READ THIS LET IT REALLY SINK IN - THEN CHOOSE . John is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, "If I were any better, I would be twins!" He was a natural motivator. If an employee was having a bad day, John was there telling the employee how to look on the positive side of the situation. Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up and asked him, "I don't get it! You can't be a positive person all of the time. How do you do it?" He replied, "Each morning I wake up and say to myself, you have two choices today. You can choose to be in a good mood or ... you can choose to be in a bad mood. I choose to be in a good mood." Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be a victim or...I can choose to learn from it. I choose to learn from it. Every time someone comes to me complaining, I can choose to accept their complain
Choosing A Wife
Choosing A Wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more a attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save f
Choose
"You Must Choose: Do You Wish To See (Perceive) Nothing, Or Do You Want To See Thing As They Really Are? It Is Not Hard To See Things As They Really Are, It Is Simply A Matter Of Tearing Down Walls, Ridding Oneself Of Defenses And Presumption, Rendering Oneself Vulnerable, An Idiot, A Fool. But It Is Not Easy To See Things As They Really Are, Because It Is Painful, It Is Real, It Requires Response, It's An Incredible Commitment. To Go Nine-Tenths Of The Way Is To Suffer At Every Moment Utter Madness. To Go All The Way Is To Become Sane. Most People Prefer Blindness. But Most People Are A Dying Race."
Choosing A Dominant
Choosing the Right Dominant: Know Exactly What You Want by Cerina. Copyrighted by Submissive Loving. All rights reserved. Do not copy without permission You are a submissive. You have read everything you could get your hands on and talked to anyone who would offer advice. Now, it is time to choose your dominant. I can only speak and counsel you regarding a full time 24/7 relationship as that is my only experience, however some of what I have to say can also be applied to part time as well. Choose carefully. Choose wisely. This is your life, your heart, your mind and only you can make sure you end up in a relationship that best suits you. The First Step: Get comfy in your favorite chair in a quiet room with pen and paper. Take a deep breath and calm your mind. Dig deep, really THINK about all past relationships. What type of men did you choose? Did those choices work for you? Make a list on the paper of all the traits the men you previously chose possessed. Could he hold a
Choosing Your Tattoo Parlor
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Choosing Not To Choose
Life reaches out, and changes us all. We were all born innocent, helpless and small. I wasn't born this way, it's how I survive. The bitch you see before you, is the reason I'm alive. Always questioning, always doubting, full of pain and fear. Running away from love, drowning in tears. But I wipe them away, with my own two hands. I will never again dry them, on the shoulders of a man. For, there is more to fall, each time I try. Never again, my eyes are dry. Life has taught me, to be bitter and strong. Choosing not to choose, means I can't get it wrong.
Choose Your Words Wisely!!
To those of you who don't know me...which is the majority of you horn dogs...don't view me as a game...I promise you..you will not win...I am highly aware that men are NOT that damn sweet and talk out their ass most of the time....you don't love me..you would not give me the world...and there ARE plenty of things that you would not do for me....I know the game...I just don't play it anymore...I am not a doll...I am not a toy...and I do NOT play well with others....I am here for me not for you....so a little respect around this place would be great for a change...this place is filled with millions of people and only a few are actually worthy of my time....the typical male bs can go to the next page....there are LOTS of girls on this site that fall for that crap...I am NOT one of them...talk to me like the REAL person I am or do not talk to me at all....I'm not gonna lose any sleep either way....do not give me you number...I will not call you...also begging is unattractive
Chop A Blog
i have tried and I have given up and then I tried and then I realized I didn't know what I am trying. Try what? and the point is.... you see chooy you 'try' to.... TO WHAT MAN? TRY TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE? GET THRU WITHOUT BEING TOUCHED? TRY TO GET TOUCHED? Why did the cherry member cross the road? To get to the other side. I hope not! Who can tell me clearly and succintly what are we doing here? Is there a goal to attain? Is there pleasure to be had? You see friends...that is my thing...the pleasure aspect and I am talkin S-E-X....mmmmmmmaaaaahhhhhhhhhh yyyeeeeessssssssssss!!!! kind. if I got on the wrong bus please inform. respect chooy
Chopped N Screwed
How come good chopped n screwed shit is hard to find? Is there a website that i can hit up? Holla!
Chopperguy
I want to start photographing people but no one will stand still in front of my cammera. I can't offer money. I can offer any photographs you like as payment. please help.. As I write this my heart hangs heavy. Today the dragracing community morns the loss of it's stars. Yesterday at Englishtown NJ. Scott Kalitta died in the hospital after a spectacular firey accident in his Top fuel funny car. We can try to take solice in the fact that he went out in a blaze of glory doing what he loved to do.Dragracing is the kind of thing that gets in your blood. after you have been to a race and see hear and feel top fuel cars. you just want more.And I am sure after driving one,you need more. one can only imagine what it would feel like. would look at the message i just got. this guy can't even spell. but he is going to send me a nasty note like this. "you think you are, think you a wimp,when the last time you road a bike for more than a 1,000 or more miles, when the
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Chopping Up Old Cars!
Okay, for all of the people out there who are stumbling across these "barn finds"... If you find a classic ride with decent metal, STOP FUCKING CHOPPING THEM UP! Arrest their deteriorated state for charm, or restore them. Sure, if you find a '52 Chevy that's severely rotted out, by all means, roll up your sleeves and chop/channel it to your liking. These types of cars are no longer truly authentic once any major welding/sheet metal work occurs. IF you find an original and solid ride, please for Christ's sake leave it the way it is. Change the wheels if you want to, no biggie...
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These are the Family Rules and Requirements to be a Member of Chopper Bikers Club Bomb Squad!! 1. The Bomb squad leader (Lost Soul) is in charge of the Bomb Squad operations. All bombing issues go to him and he makes the decision(s) on what is needed. 2. Must be Level 5 and have a Salute to become a member. 3. Members entering contest will go through the Leader prior to entering to have Bombing Support from Family. Leader will keep a list, so that everyone gets their chance to enter contest. If you don't bomb and expect Bomb Squad Support for a contest you enter won't work here. 4. No DRAMA, Fighting with Members or causing Drama to bring Family Reputation Down.Violate # 4 you will be Removed From Bomb Squad. Respect one another and treat people the way you want to be treated!!! 5. The Bomb Squad Leader will control Bomb Squad and other Officers will assist the Leader. The Leader or Founder will make the call if any Family Member Needs to be Removed for "Rules Violation"
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Chosen
If I had my own way I would have chosen to stay but, since you've been gone everything seems to be going wrong. Your Not there beside me telling me everything is going to be alright! All I have left of you is that one special night. When I look at you now I put on a frown, becasue that was then and this Now!
Chosen One
Chosen one by: Flaming Lips (smog cover) Well, you're a wild horse On a collision course With the sun I wanted to ride that wild horse Into the sun But I no longer think That I'm your chosen one On no, I no longer think That I'm your chosen one Maybe it's best for you to ride Ride into the sun Because I no longer think That I'm your chosen one Oh no, I no longer think That I'm your chosen one
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Chosen One
I dream of the day you'll be mine, Your voice whispers to me in the night, Like an unseen shadow in the darkness, I reach out to grab hold, But when I awake to look upon your face, I realize it's all a dream, Your comfort is my safety zone, The day you get to hold me tight, Will be like pure extasy, I wish for just one taste of your lips, It surely would send me into bliss, The gaze from your eyes, I can see my future with you, Out of all the guys in this world or the next, Baby I choose you, Love the way my name rolls off your lips, It makes me float on cloud nine, All others are mere boys, Compared to the man I see in you, You are my friend, my lover and my man, Someday will you marry me?? Wow, that's a road I swore to never take again, But with you baby I feel I can, Your touch, your kiss, nor your embrace, Have I felt yet, But the images & sensations play through & over me, Over and over again, You're young in mind, body and spirit, But your sole is anc
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Come see me play sometime, ya'll! I'm at the Hall of Fame Lounge tonight and most tues nights with one or two bands, then i do weekends with another group called Next of Kin - check us out on the web www.nextofkin.info
Chretienne Point
HAUNTED LOUISIANA CHRETIENNE POINT ST. LANDRY PARISH, LOUISIANA The house called Chretienne Point in Louisiana was once one of the finest plantation homes in the state and played host to colorful characters like the pirate Jean Lafitte. Restored today, this photo was taken in harder times. The haunting of Chretienne Point is perhaps one of the most tragic in Louisiana. It has all of the makings of the classic southern tale with money and murder, a beautiful mansion and a spirited lady.... who still haunts the house today. Felicite Chretienne was a fiery and capable woman and her ghost remains behind... watching over the house which owes its very existence to her memory. The tract of land upon which Chretienne Point stands was purchased from the Spaniards in 1800 by Hypolyte Chretienne, a French colonist, who built the house and started a cotton plantation. In the building of his wealth, he became friends with the notorious smuggler and pirate, J
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Christine's Blog
Every day I log in, and I see more and more cat fighting, and people reposting it. I guess it amuses them. I don't know. Then I see babyjesus trying to get people to the site, like Bryant McGill. Bryant McGill, whom I don't know at all, is posting bulletins about how he's going to bring his 60,000 friends from Myspace here. Why would he do that? Why would anyone want to join this site once they discover it's chock full of people spewing hatred at each other. This poor man is staking his reputation on a site where adults act like spoiled children. I find it ironic to see an author who writes about positive energy and not allowing negativity into your life, surrounded by bulletins about who is FAKE and who is a CHEATER. I wonder how the same people who repost his bulletin can repost the other bullshit. We laugh at Myspace, but I log in there every day, and nobody has posted a single bulletin on my page about anyone else. And THIS is the ADULT site. Hahahahahahahaha. My pre
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I am on a site called Cybersocieties and there are about 5 people who I want to fucking bann right now on there. They are in a group I am in and fucking moaning about not being officers anymore lol I want to bann them but owner of the group is not online Grrrr God There are so many adults online that act like kids.. Grrrr Anyone got a shot gun lol Why is it some people act like they are 5 years old and in school. Fucking grow up and get a life. I was meant to having my twin girls over this weekend but my ex has decided to take them out for the weekend. Grrrr They live with their dad and step mum and I don't get to see them in the week. I only get to see them at the weekend, now I have got to wait until next weekend :( He knows we have no insurance on our car so we can't use it he is just being a wanker. I need a big hug now and lots of vodka.
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Angels Watching Us Angels to the North of us Angels to the South of us Angels to the East and West Angels please watch over our nation As we come to a rest. We have our heroes and Our children We remember what happen to us on 9-11 Some of us know how to love And some of us care and as you The angels are watching down over us The rest will learn as we share. Amen! Christine L. Rodriguez Copyright 2006 Christine L. Rodriguez Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe se
Christy Cutie Is Totally New
So i just thought id make a blog tellin yall that there is a kissable lips contest starting on friday that i am participating in. Remember to vote yall for the most kissable lips! I just did a comment on a mum about the government n white ppl apologizing to black ppl about slavery n honestly i dont think they owe we african americans an apology. I think that its clear enough that america is apologetic about the whole thing because we are free. If america didnt care about what it did id still be a slave n so would anyone else of the black community. The people of TODAY (white ppl) dont owe me anything. They had nothin to do with what happened then. Although money would be nice, it isnt owed to me...im fine with the fact that i get an equal chance to make money, get an education, n have a home that is nice to live in. Im fine with equal opportunity n i thank america for just giving me n my brothas n sistas that chance n realizing that we are all equal. Well I just recently jointed LC a c
Chrissy's Blog
Come together, O Followers of the Child. Gather 'round without want or wile. During the nights when the dark moon is high, when the stars shine bright within the sky, you shall let love and trust ensue as you hear my call to you. Enjoying in full measure the life you lead, take full well this gift of life decreed: for I am the essence of sacred mystery. The dance of life is my affinity. I am revealed in the unraveled fear like the twinkle of stars that in dark appear. Mine is the silence from which all sound begins. I am that which never begins nor ends. Mine is the center of the turning wheel- the inner essence that is forever still. Let none stop you from seeking silence. Let none sway you from inner guidance. So long as harm shall not be sent Live through me in full intent. A Day To Remember I woke up this day, feeling nauseous and tired. The pain in my back was horrible and I felt like my stomach was on fire. I laid
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i love him so much..and i want to give him my life..i want to give him my heart..i want to give him all that i have..i love him so much, and he makes me feel special. i love you chris..and im never going to stop. youre incredible, and i just wanna lay in ur arms forever.. i love you baby
Chris's Diary
Pleas help me get 2 level 10 by friday. Thanks test The plummers r coming back 2day. I want my bathroom back! We have bathrooms. Thank God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris
I used to know this girl. She is around my age, 30 and I haven't seen her for years. Someone told me she was in town and I wanted to find out if it was really her. Her name is Amy. She moved to Florida last I heard and I think she got married and had a few rugrats. Let me know if anyone fits that description or if you are out there amy let me know. You'll remeber me If you saw me. Oh and by the way happy birthday, I know your bd is in march but I haven't said happy bd in a loooong time. later days.
Chris Jericho And Fozzy On Tna Impact! This Thirsday
Oh well, Everyone else is doing it. I GOT to get to bed. Been at this 12 hours. Plus reformatting a pc. I see a clown needs some points. (Where I got the idea) It is better than the bulletins, as I never pimp myself out over there. I'll Help you out when I get back on-line. I'm outta here. CHRIS JERICHO AND FOZZY TO APPEAR ON "iMPACT!" BEFORE "BOUND FOR GLORY" See the national television debut of "Enemy" from Fozzy On Thursday, October 19, on TNA "iMPACT!" on SpikeTV at 11pm ET, Chris Jericho and his band "Fozzy" will be featured in a music video for the song "Enemy" from their "All That Remains" album. The national television debut of the video will feature Jericho and Fozzy along with the stars of TNA Wrestling just days before the "Bound For Glory" Pay-Per-View extravaganza on Sunday, October 22 live from Detroit, Michigan. TNA Wrestling directors David Sahadi and Kevin Sullivan, who have worked with Jericho in the past, will be producing the music video for the "iMPACT
Christy's Wild Side
Yay! My first original erotica online, and now you can find all the erotica I've written at ChristyWild.net! But, for now, enjoy the erotica! One Nighter By Christy Disclaimer: This story is an original work of fiction. Duplication can only be made with the permission of the author. Summary: Two people meet up in a bar for a one nighter...or do they? He sat there, watching her. The brunette had been in last night, and with it having been Halloween, she'd come in dressed in a cowboy outfit. A leather fringe bra had hugged her upper curves and the matching chaps certainly defined her curves lower down. He smiled in memory of the looks of pure satisfaction from most of the males, and even some of the females, that she'd been getting in her fetching get up. He himself had definitely not been immune, going up to dance up against her and had grabbed her by her hips as he enjoyed the sight of her ass framed by black leather. As they'd danced, he'd whispered in her ear what
Chris And Tosha
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A Christmas Suprise
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a poem I found that I had written almost three years ago about the guy I am currently seeing (I guess he finally realized the truth) I'm losing my mind One step at a time I'm going insane Does he even remember my name When he looks at my face Does he remember my sweet embrace When he looks into my eyes Does he see the tears I have cried Or does he think of the others Oh why do I even bother I want to show him how much I care And that I will always be there I just want him to see How I need him here with me Sometimes I doubt he will ever realize That I'm speaking the truth not lies Hi everyone! Just wanted to post my first blog as I go through and explore this wonderful site!
Chrismas Stuff
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe. She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog, And we'd begged her not to go. But she'd left her medication, So she stumbled out the door into the snow. When they found her Christmas mornin', At the scene of the attack. There were hoof prints on her forehead, And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back. Grandma go run over by a reindeer, Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe. Now were all so proud of Grandpa, He's been takin' this so well. See him in there watchin' football, Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle. It's not Christmas without Grandma. All the family's dressed in black. And we just can't help but wonder: Should we
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Christmas/birthday
I swear christmas is the worst/ best time of the year for me. Worst cuz I have to dish out extra money since my son's birthday is 2 days later. That's right Dec 27th. So I spend more around this time of year then most of you, just on one person. It's the best time of year however cuz it's my son's birthday. He's my whole life and I love him, and celebrating his birthday is so much fun, not only cuz I get to see the look on his face for opening more presents, but because I get to hold him a birthday party with all my friends and their kids, or their lil bro's or sis's. I don't know about the rest of you, but I miss being a kid and playing stupid party games. So when his birthday comes around. The entire party joins in the games adults, kids and all!
Christina's Strange World:p
Well I'm about to move in with my bf in two weeks and I'm looking forward to it.. A lot:P I actually moved out from my mothers house when I was 17. I then moved in with my ex and we lived together for about 7 months. The relationship as you've probably already guessed went straight to hell and I had to move out when I couldn't take it anymore. So I moved home to my parents again. BIG mistake. We had a great relationship when I wasn't living at home, but when I got back it got bad. They became more strict than they've ever been and didn't want to realize that their little girl had grown a lot in the past 6 months.. But I'm hoping that my relationship to them will become better when I move out again:) And (of course) I hope this relationship works out better than the last one:P My mother lives out on the country side too. Too little action for me.. So I'm moving to Oslo! Weee:) Lets just hope that Oslo can handle me:P
Chris@ Cherrytap
Christmas Today.......
THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS by Clement Clarke Moore Tweaked by TILTED 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, they were all drunk and soused; The stockings were hung by that ho over there, In hopes that St. Nicholas would soon find HIS pair The kids were asleep, Nyquil gone to their heads, While visions of excess kept them in their beds; And mamma in her teddy, climbed in my lap, We had just settled down for a long winter's *cough* nap, When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew flashing my ass, Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below, When, what to my traumatized eyes should appear, But Santa bent over, exposing his rear, That jolly old boozehound, so nauseous and sick, I knew by the stagger it must be
Christmas Carols
I know this song is generally not associated with Christmas but when I saw the video it put a whole new spin on this song. I hope you enjoy. Watch, Listen, and take to heart.
Christmas Poem
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, A
Christmas
i love this holiday my tree is already up all i need now is shopping for gift how many people out there are ready for this holiday as i am i love this holiday the snow lights the best holiday ever i find
Chrisr4u's Blog
I enjoy to promote Ladies. Maybe it is a fetish? On my page i will feature Ladies that are members at CherryTAP. I like to help others with their their promtions here. So let me know from You!! if You want to be promoted here! Humble regards chris
Christmas Recipes To Share
This was shared with me by Towtheboat, and I really enjoyed reading the answers by the kids, so I hope that you do as well! BRILLIANT!! Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3 To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. 2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring 3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He Just used bigger parts. What ingredients are mothers made of? 1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. Why did God give you your mother & not some other mom? 1. We're related 2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. What kind of little girl wa
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So this is going to be my first Christmas away from family and friends. Never take them for granted.......
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Let Santa Willie know what you would like for Christmas
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Santa's Pickup Lines 10. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh? 9. Wanna see my 12-inch elf? 8. I`ve got something special in the sack for you! 7. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip? 6. I know when you`ve been bad or good--so let`s skip the small talk, sister! 5. Some of my best toys run on batteries... 4. Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that`s what the Mrs. calls it. 3. I see you when you`re sleeping--and you don`t wear any underwear, do you? 2. Screw the "nice" list--I`ve got you on my "naughty" list! 1. Wanna join the "Mile High" club? REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical
The Christmas Party
Well last night was my company Christmas Party and I now remember why I can't stand stuck up people at stuck up functions. Luckily for me and my husband we sat at a great table that shared our views on the whole thing. We basically went for the free meal and door prizes, but nobody at our table won... I had em laughing when they brought me a filet and I asked for ketchup...yea she brought me the ketchup. I even kept the bottle as a souvenier cause we all laughed so hard that this chick hunted down a bottle of ketchup. Let's see after that we drank, danced - yes my husband and I danced...I was shocked - we had so much fun! All in all it turned out to be a great night and it gave us a chance to get out for a night without the kids. Hope all of you have a wonderful holiday! The new year brings me losing weight. I won't call it a resolution cause I despise those darn things, but I started this new diet on Friday before the new year and well it is now Tuesday and after 4 days, 15 pou
Christmas Story
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM! Flying through the air...
Christmas Tag
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Christmas Gifts .......
So How Many Inchs, of Snow Did You Get? Hum less then 3 weeks to go, crap!!! must go to old navy or the gap . What to get my two sisters, brother and mom and dad.
Christmas
Well it is not the middle of March ..St Patties day to be exact..and i was up early for a change and i got everything done that i had to do.. Imade chocolate fudge cupcakes and iced them with homemade peppermint grren icing..mmm..they are good too... Yesterday I made 3 loaves of citrus bread they are more like cake though really sweet and crumbly..I also made Chicken veggie soup mmmm..it was good tooo... At the begining of the week i made 2 loaves of Cheese bread and a dozen deviled eggs to go with dinner mmm...yummy... Guess with all this cooking and baking it is a good thing that i really enjoy cooking and baking..lol..I like baking way more then just cooking though... Well thought I'd give you all a heads up with what I have been doing..hope to chat and get messages from everyone some time soon..take care.. I will be leaving tmw morning and won't be back till the end of December or the beging of December..So just to let you all knowI am not ignoring anyone i am just gone
A Christmas Story ( Xxx Rated )
It was already snowing when I got up in the morning and even though I thought I was a bit too old to care that much about it, I secretly wished that the snow would stay until Christmas. It was only two days. A white Christmas is something special and I hoped this one was going to be special. I really wanted a portable CD player. Dad said it was much too expensive, but I had the feeling that I was going to get it. The rest of the family had the day before Christmas off, but I still went to school and even though it was a Monday they had decided that we were going to school that day, not to have any lessons but to go to church, then eat cookies in the classrooms and wish everybody a merry Christmas. In the morning there was a bus to take me straight to school, but since I got off early I had to take two busses to get home. The first one was late but eventually it did come. When I got off to wait for the second bus, the driver stopped me. "Are you sure you want to get off? 507
Christmas
A Christmas Story 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!
!~christmas Without You~!
!~CHRISTMAS WITHOUT MY LOVED ONES~! This will be a hard Christmas this year. One without Todd and my uncle and many more is such a tragic occurance!! But I guess it was meant to be this way sure doesn't make it any easier to deal with! Todd only 20 years old and had so much to live for so many that loved him so dearly!!! I know ur mamma, Cassie and Katie r going to take this year especially hard!!! Just know every Christmas carol we sing is for you Perkins and Josh!! It is very hard to believe you have been gone almost year now. It feels like just yesterday that I woke up to the tragic news of your passing. I know this year I will be receiving sumthing special from you and that's your love cuz you are just one amazing person no one's better that's for sure. I have learned alot about myself in these past 9 months that you have been gone from us. Some tragedies are extremely unfortunate but happen all the same for good reasons and bad. I know I turned my life around alot since you die
Christopher Titus
HEREfS A WEIRD ONE, THE AIR FORCE HAS BEEN CHARGED WITH USING JESUS CHRIST AS A MARKETING TOOL. WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE? THE VATICAN? THIS IS SUCH A CRAP LAWSUIT! JESUS WAS A GREAT MAN AND IF YOUfRE STUPID ENOUGH TO JOIN THE AIR FORCE BECAUSE SOME BOX-JAWED YAHOO TOLD YOU JESUS WANTED YOU TO GO FORTH AND DROP BOMBS ON YOUR FELLOW MAN, THEN YOU PICK UP A THING CALLED A BIBLE AND PUT ON A PROTECTIVE HELMET. JESUS HEALED THE SICK, WALKED ON WATER, HE NEVER SAID, gTAKE MY CHILDREN UNTO YOUR LANDS, BRAVO, TANGO, ONE FOUR, WEfVE GOT BOGEYS AT 1 OfCLOCK. THEY HAVE FORSAKEN ME, FIRE!h BEFORE YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS, YOU SHOULD DO A LITTLE RESEARCH ON THE MAN. ATLEAST GET THE BIBLE CLIFFNOTES. YOU DONfT NEED TO LOOK AT YOUR gWHAT WOULD JESUS DOh BRACELET. IfM PRETTY SURE JESUS WOULDNfT JOIN THE AIR FORCE BECAUSE THE NAVY SEALS ARE WAY COOLER! THAT MIGHT BE A COOL TOY! THE gCOVERT ACTION JESUS; WITH KUNG-FU GRIP!h ORDER NOW! THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING IN THE WORLD, VERY SOON, YOUfLL
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YEP MY 3 GIRLS PUT THE XMAS TREE UP LIKE THAT AINT THEY SWEET :-) Get Your Own! | More Flash Toys Get Christmas Graphics Animated codes Myspace Code Generators Layouts
Christmas Tag Contest
Im in the best Christmas Tag Contest, Please go and bomb my picture with comments Thanks you know I'll do the same for you
Christmas Game!
Lets see if we can start an alcoholic chain gang... name a beer without repeating then repost... PERIOD!!! 1. La D KoKo--Steele Reserve 211 Now u gotta repost this as, "Mistletoe Game" The 1st person to message you saying "I'd kiss you under the mistletoe.", will be your cherrytap sweatheart. you'd be suprised just who wants to be ur
Christmas Funnies
If you see a fat man Who's jolly and cute, Wearing a beard And a red flannel suit, And if he is chuckling And laughing away, While flying around In a miniature sleigh With eight tiny reindeer To pull him along Then let's face it... Your eggnog's too strong! 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are 3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and.... 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thought of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Full Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why 9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jin
Christmas_holiday Blog
Your Christmas is Most Like: A Charlie Brown Christmas Each year, you really get into the spirit of Christmas. Which is much more important to you than nifty presents. What Movie Is Your Christmas Most Like?
Christmas
May all your holiday wishes come true!Merry Christmas Comment Graphics
Christmas 1974
Christmas 1974 This was my 1st year with out my Mother. It was very hard to be in the Christmas Spirit. I remember how other Christmas's us to be. To see New Hope be born with a child. To be so blessed at the family your around. I have been thinking on this day December 09, 2006. I have had so many blessing since then. I have 3 beautiful & handsome children. I'm so blessed with my grandchildren. Thirty-two years of missing my Mom. Then to think she has missed seeing her great-grandchildren. God bless you Mom. Merry Christmas ~hugs~ Joyce
Christmas Stories & Funnies
Youve been Elfed Life is all about asses you're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, or behaving like one . That's right, you've been " elfed " . A Christmas Story 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better. Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all
Christmas
Twas the month before Christmas When all through our land, Not a Christian was praying Nor taking a stand. See the PC Police had taken away, The reason for Christmas - no one could say. The children were told by their schools not to sing, About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things. It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say December 25th is just a " Holiday ". Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it! CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod Something was changing, something quite odd! Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda. As Targets were hanging their trees upside down At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found. At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears. Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty Are words that wer
Christmas Stuff
Santa was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young woman was awaiting his arrival. She begged him to stay and cuddle with her on the couch. Santa declined, saying "Ho -ho, gotta go. Gotta deliver these presents, you know." Trying again, the lovely young thing removed her clothing down to her underwear. "OH Santa, won't you please stay?" she queried . Taking a long look, Santa sighed and said "Ho- ho, gotta go. Gotta deliver these presents you know." Not to be denied, this gorgeous female stripped off every stitch of remaining clothing, smiled and said invitingly "Oh, Santa, please reconsider? Stay with me?" With a pained look on his face, Santa groaned and said "Ho - ho, gotta go. Gotta deliver these presents you know." And with that, he turned and left. Several minutes passed, and Santa re-appeared, plopping himself down on the couch next to the beautiful woman. "Santa---you decided to stay??" she asked. Santa grinned, looking at his crotch an
Christmas Song
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Christmas...
I would Like to take This Time to Wish Everyone In the world a Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!!! :) French-Joyeux Noel et Bonne Anne! Arabic - I'D Miilad Said ous Sana Saida Dutch - Vrolijk Kerstfeest en een Gelukkig Nieuwjaar! German - Frhliche Weihnachten und ein glckliches Neues Jahr! Greek - Kala Christougenna Ki'eftihismenos O Kenourios Chronos Hawaiian - Mele Kalikimaka & Hauoli Makahiki Hou Hebrew - Mo'adim Lesimkha. Shanah Tova Spanish - Feliz Navidad y Prspero Ao Nuevo Swedish - God Jul och Gott Nytt r And Last.. Happy Hanukkah :)
Christmas Recipe....a Must Read!! Lmao
Tequila Christmas Cake 1-cup water 1-tsp. baking soda 1-cup sugar 1-tsp. salt 1-cup of brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large eggs Nuts 1 bottle tequila 2-cups dried fruit Sample the tequila to check quality. (I already sampled it...several times to check the quality) Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point its best o make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup...just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit up off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or somethi
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Christmas Carols For The Psych Ward
Christmas carols for the psych ward SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do You Hear What I Hear? MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Kings Disoriented Are AMNESIA: I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and... PARANOID: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells... AGORAPHOBIA: I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day, But Wouldn't Leave My House AUTISTIC: Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock
A Christmas Wish...
Get more at COMMENTYOU.com Although I try to treat others as I'd like to be treated - I've seen alot of nastyness online. Would it hurt anyone to just take a moment and give a smile to another human being? I would like to send smiles - hugs - and kisses to all my friends here on CT and even those who don't know me or may judge me. I hope everyones Holiday goes well and you get all you deserve. Love and Happiness to all...
Christmas Wishes
Here it is the Christmas wish list. All you have to do is post this and let people check off what they would want to do to you. []Hug []Kiss on cheek []Kiss on lips []Hold hands []Cuddle []Make out []Boom in my bedroom []Sit on your lap []Go on a date with you []Just be friends []Be more than friends []Love me []Like me []Kiss under the Mistletoe []Get to know me more []be with me []just hangout with me []fuck me []rape me []Love me for ever till the day you die How old do I look? [] pre-teen 11-12 [] early teens 13-15 [] mid-teens 16-17 [] late teens 18-19 [] early twenties 20-23 [] mid twenties 24-26 [] late twenties 27-29 [] early thirties 30-33 [] mid thirties 34-36 [] late thirties 37-39 How good do I look from 1-10 (1- ugly/10- hott) [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 Do I have nice eyes? [] yes [] no Would you be sad if I moved away? [] yes [] no Would you come visit me? [] yes [] no
Christmas Woes
Well, its that time of year again.... the time of gift buying and gift receiving. I'm sure all of you have, at one point in time or another, had an issue getting someone a Christmas gift. Some people are simple to buy for. They are so predictable that no one, not even the deaf and dumb man on the corner can mistake what to get them. Others are a never-ending jigsaw puzzle of countless possibilities. Like that guy off the commercial (cant remember his name, but no-one wanted to draw his name) they drive anyone who needs to buy for them to the breaking point, or even past that point into insanity. So I want to know people, what do you do when you are in such a situation, where you dont know what to get, yet a gift card is unacceptable as it just screams that you gave up on trying to figure out what to get them.
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Christmas Present
Get Your Own! | More Flash Toys A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine
Christmas
Merry Christmas To Everyone and don't forgit to say a prayer for the Men an Women overseas my boyfriend is one of those guys an they need our prayers i would like to wish everyone a merry christmas not that i will have a very merry christmas an jist wanna say sorry that not been on an talkin much my son has been in the hospital an ain't doin so very well so as i can i wil be onlinean hope u have a wonderful christmas
Christmas
MakeText: Glitter Graphics MakerTop Comment Graphics Just wanted to send out a blog to wish everyone of my friends a HAPPY NEW YEAR! I have been trying to post comments to everyones page but it's hard to get everyone. Just want you all to know that I love the comments and really enjoy the friendships I have made on here. Cherry tap was so addicting to me in 2006 and I am sure it will be the same in 2007. Love ya, Persha a href="http://www.hypemyspace.com/">MakeText: Glitter Graphics MakerTop Comment Graphics Okay i put the christmas tree on my profile so either leave me a gift there or here... i know i am rude...begging for gift..LOL Get Your Own! | More Flash Toys
Christy's Ramblings
Well, Its 5 days to Christmas and I have soooo much still to do! Whay am I sitting here at this stupid pc then you ask?? Well I have NO freaking idea, except to say, "I DONT WANNA DO IT!!" Have a great day all. Can we say "system overload"??? I have no idea of what Im doing on here. Wish me luck!
Christmas Carols For The Disturbed
Subject : Christmas Carols for the Disturbed | | | Inbox 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..... 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Ji
Christmas Songs By Personality Disorder Hehe
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disorient Are 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and..... 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is Ankaran so far away? 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingl
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Christmas 2006
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Christmas Bird
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. In desperation, John threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to fhe freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude lan
A Christmas Wish
A Christmas Wish
A simple message i do send, i hope it is recieved on ur end, a message of hope, well wishes and cheer, a message that is dervied from consumption of beer! Christmas is upon us yet again, time to forget our differences and make amends. time to get out the tinsil and trimmings, and listen to those carolers singing. An Aussie christmas is one not to be forgot, for a christmas down under is rather hot! An australian christmas provides zero snow, and our longing for winter is starting to grow! So on that note, i do send this wish that santa brings u your christmas list. That all my friends far and wide have a wonderful yultide!
Christmas
i hope u all have a good christmas this year and a happy new year
Christmas
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL....FROM MY FAMILY TO YOURS.. HUGS AND KISSES 2 more days before the big day people. Are all of you got your things done for Christmas? Well me and my living partner got some of the things done. We got three boys. Yea boys lol. I think girls are easier to buy for. and alot funner. barbie dolls and things like that. Even buyin clothes for girls are alot easier. Boys dont have that much of cute things to choose from. Will hell here i am .. just goin on and on.. lol.. i better stop.. lol kittyred one more day peeps.. and then it is the big day. yea. just only thing about this christmas my dad is over in iraq . yea he called the other day first time in about 2 wks. His unit or camp has gotten bomb more then 8 times and of course there has been deaths with this too. they have cut the power to the camp more then their share. so he can use the internet or the phone. So if you all would please keep him and his unit in your all prayers.. And a Merry C
Christmas
just want to say, merry christmas and a happy and prosperous new year to one and all!
Christmas Story
I received this from a friend who had a choice to make. It said that I had a choice to make too. I've chosen. Now it's your turn to choose. The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and then said, "This is for you, Momma." The mother was embarrassed by her earlier over reaction, but her anger flared again when she opened the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner. "Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the package?" She had tears in her eyes and said, "Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blew kisses into it until it was full." The mother was crushed. She fell on her knees and
Christmas
Christmas!
I hope everyone has a Merry Christmas and a safe, Happy New Year!!! I hope Santa brings you everything you want and deserve!!! I just want the naughty girls list...;)!!!
Christmas
Hi all I just wanted to say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all as I wont be on a whole lot for the next several days.

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