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Merry Christmas

I just wanted to Wish Everyone in my family and all my Friends Merry christmas and Happy and safe Holidays

kids

Hey all I am not sure what to do anymore. I went to see my kids for Thanksgiving and find my wife and her roommate sleeping in the same bed but I was sorta expecting that but her excuse was that some friends from knoxville tn were down and they were sleeping in the living room some why couldnt she sleep in the girls bedroom. and then some comments that i heard didnt make things any better. so what should i do, i still love my wife with all my heart.

International toasts

[edit] International Toasts Bottoms Up!Argentina: "¡Arriba, abajo, al centro y adentro!" (Up, down, in the middle and inside) Australia: "Anatha raund!" Belgium: "Santé, Spasj, Ad Fundum (geraardsbergen" Brazil: "Puta que pariu" Brussels: "Schol!" Canada: "Chug Chug Chug!" Canada: What's French for toast, eh? Chile: "¡¡Salud Conchatumare!!" China: "Rice wine pussies." Croatia: "Zivjeli!" Czech: "Čŭrak!" Denmark: "Skål!"/"Bund eller bøsse!" England: "You're barred!" England: "Psshhh... Lightweights." Estonia: "May you always remember to never forget" Australia: "Yeah good one Estonia" Finland: Kippis! Finland: Hölökynkölökyn! Finland: Pohjanmaan kautta! Finland: Perseet olalle! Finland: Vittu ku on pieni tuoppi! Australia: Finland shut the @!#% up and drink your beer. France: "This is not le' wine! Sacre bleu!!!" Germany: Bier her! Greece: Yamas! Holland: "Proost!" or "Bonnie st. Claire!" Ireland: "Fuck Yeah!" Israel: "Me ois vaxen svi a tsibele miten cup in vant." Italy: "Salute!" Japan: "Kampai!" Klingon: "Hab SoSlI' Quch!" (Today is a good day to die.) Latvia: "(4 of them) Nu!; Nu tad!; Nu tad nu!; Nu tad nu par to pasu!" Norway: "Sug og svelg, god helg!" Poland: "Na zdrowie, kurwa mać!" Portugal: "E vai a cima e vai a baixo e vai ao centro e vai ao sexo vai para dentro!" Portugal: "Bota!" Puerto Rico: "Chupamela!" Romania: "Norok" Romania: "Multa bafta coae!" Serbia: "Живели!" Sicily: "Minchia!" Slovenia: "Na zdravje!" Students: "Prosit senior, prosit corona, Ad Fundum" Sweden: "Botten upp!"/"Sug För helvete kärring, det är ingen trumpet!" Ukraine: "Будмо! (...до холєри!)" United States: "Game on!" 日本:"ニッポンイチ!" to remember the things that made you forget to be sad. And may you never forget to remember that you never forgot to remember, um....whatever, dude.

Beer sayings

[edit] Beer sayings Duh... Puke!(Drink the Beer!) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. The only thing to fear is running out of beer. It's better to have one beer in your hand than 10 in the bush. "I am not under the afluence of incohol". Veni vidi beer The best beer is the coldest and the closest Cogito ergo beer Let us beer our heads and pray God save the beer I'm not as think as you drunk I am In Soviet Russia, beer drinks you! Itz the greatest bier, in alls ze world!! Beer: The meaning of life Get me a six pack and a shotgun, we're goin huntin I would kill every person in this room for a drop of sweet beer My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? BEER IS FOOD! no you idiot, beer is a food GROUP

Another Vevsion

Another version user: Dough, the stuff that buys me beer... You're crazy. user: Ray, the guy who sells me beer. jabberwacky: No I don't. user: Me, the guy who drinks my beer... jabberwacky: Yeah that guy, you seem to really like him. user: Fa, a long long way from beer. jabberwacky: That's an amazing leap of association. user: So, I'll have another beer... jabberwacky: Cheers, mate! user: La, I'll have another beer. jabberwacky: La, la la la beer. user: BEEEEEER! jabberwacky: Do you like wine?

Homer's beer song

[edit] Homer's Beer Song D'oh, the stuff that buys me beer Ray, the guy who brews the beer Me, the guy who drinks the beer, Fa(r), a long long way from beer, So, I think I'll have a beer, La, la la la la la beer, Tea, no thanks I'll have a beer Let's Get together and drink a beer, beer, beer, beer!

US beer song

[edit] US Beer Song I like beer cause it is good I drink beer because I should If there was a song to sing I sing it and beer you bring I drink beer when I am sad Cuz the beer it makes me glad There is nothing left to say So let's go drink beer. BEER IS GOOD! BEER IS GOOD! BEER IS GOOD! ...AND STUFF! BEER IS GOOD! BEER IS GOOD! BEER IS GOOD! Let's go drink some... BEER! When it's warm it tastes real crappy But cold beer will make me happy When I throw up on the floor I can go and drink some more They say beer will make me dumb It are go good with pizza Now that we have drunk some beer Let's go drive a car. BEER IS GOOD! BEER IS GOOD! BEER IS GOOD! ...AND STUFF! BEER IS GOOD! BEER IS GOOD! BEER IS GOOD! Let's go drink some... BEER! (instrumental) Guy speaking: Uh, dude? I think you've had enough. NO. (instrumental) LET'S GO DRINK SOME BEER! (Note: The remainder of the song is incredibly quiet and easy to overlook by mistake. I blame your mom.) I am drunk. Drunk is me. I am drunk. Whee! I am drunk. Drunk is me. I am drunk. Whee! I am drunk. Drunk is me. I am--(burp)

no gas on may 15 th

NO GAS...On May 15th 2007 Don't pump gas on may 15th ..in April 1997, there was a "gas out" conducted nationwide in protest of gas prices. Gasoline prices dropped 30 cents a gallon overnight. On May 15th 2007, all internet users are to not go to a gas station in protest of high gas prices. Gas is now over $3.00 a gallon in most places. There are 73,000,000+ American members currently on the internet network, and the average car takes about 30 to 50 dollars to fill up. If all users did not go to the pump on the 15th, it would take $2,292,000,000.00 (that's almost 3 BILLION) out of the oil companys pockets for just one day, so please do not go to the gas station on May 15th and lets try to put a dent in the Middle Eastern oil industry for at least one day.
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