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Wave On Wave By Pat Green
Wave On Wave by Pat Green Mile upon mile got no direction, We're all playin' the same game. We're all looking for redemption, Just afraid to say the name. So caught up now in pretending, That what we're seekin' is the truth. I'm just looking for a happy ending, All I'm looking for is you. You came upon me wave on wave You're the reason I'm still here, yeah Am I the one you were sent to save? You came upon me wave on wave. I wandered out into the water, And I thought that I might drown I dunno what I was after, I just know I was goin' down. That's when she found me I'm not afraid anymore She said �You know I always had ya baby Just waitin for you to find what you were looking for.� You came upon me wave on wave You're the reason I'm still here. Am I the one you were sent to save When you came upon me wave on wave. Wave on wave Wave on wave And you came upon me wave on wave You're the reason I'm still here. Am I the one you were

Waves Of Awareness
Why would anyone limit the resources available to people in need, while at the same time refusing to recognize and compensate valid legitimate traditional forms of medicine and those who provide service? This is because insurance, pharmaceutical companies and hospitals are being run like businesses that intend and whose objective is only to make profit, businesspeople and politicians who make policy only looking at profit and the bottom line, instead of caring about people and making policy looking at public health and well being. We can not allow the AMA to to deny valid legitimate forms of medicine and dictate what treatments people/patients can seek for their ailments and illnesses! “Americans should not be limited by the AMA as to what treatments they can seek for their ailments and illnesses”. —‘Cherokee girl for change’ Traditional medicine is not covered or discussed nearly enough, and must be covered and referred. Please be aware that what is bei

Wave In Your Ocean
I WOULD LOVE TO BE THE WAVE IN YOUR OCEAN I WOULD LOVE TO BE THE HEAT IN YOUR SUN I WOULD LOVE TO BE THE LIGHT OF YOUR MOON I WOULD LOVE TO BE THE RAINBOW IN YOUR SKY I WOULD LIVE TO BE THE MOUNTAIN IN YOUR LAND I WOULD LOVE TO BE THE RING IN YOUR HAND I WOULD LOVE TO BE THE WORD IN YOUR POEM I WOULD LOVE TO BE THE SMILE IN YOUR FACE I WOULD LOVE TO BE THE PERFUME IN YOUR NECK I WOULD LOVE TO BE THE ONLY ONE YOU WANT I WOULD LOVE TO BE AROUND YOU ALL THE TIME I WOULD LOVE TO BE THE TOUCH OF YOUR LIPS I WOULD LOVE TO BE YOUR HUSBAND,FRIEND,FATHER,MOTHER,BROTHER,SISTER AND THE LOVER I WOULD LOVE TO BE ALL ME JUST FOR YOU I WOULD LOVE TO BE THE SNOW IN YOUR WINTER I WOULD LOVE TO BE LEAVES IN YOUR AUTUMN I WOULD LOVE TO BE THE TREE IN YOUR JUNGLE I WOULD LOVE TO BE WITH YOU FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE I WOULD LOVE TO BE THE SUGER IN YOUR TEA I WOULD LOVE TO BE THE FATHER OF YOUR CHILD I WOULD LOVE TO BE THE SOUL O

Waves Upon The Beach
Why do the waves lap upon the beach shore .. why do they endlessly grasp to hold and to feel the sand and shore beneath there watery kiss ... I see my self as the ocean ...alone in its self ... reaching for its love ..but never to have or hold it. Yet the ocean is not sad .. no.. It grasps and reaches still to touch its desire for only those brief moments before returning in on itself once again... The days and weeks go by and the ocean still reaches for the sands.. the earth it so dearly loves and desires.. It never tires or grows weary after the centuries ... it is still there by the sweet sands of time and there it will always be ..as I will you my love.. I will always be here ..right by your side ...reaching for you ..but not becoming weary or discouraged when I cannot touch you .. I will be grateful to have the spiritual love we so clearly have defined as rare .. and I will remain right here .. lapping at your toes ...just to refresh and refill your spirit... with lo

The Waving Windom
when Hailey (my daughter ) was very young think she was 4 i had no choice but to enroll her in daycare .. and after several weeks of checking every daycare out in my area i decided on one ... very secure very safe very profesional place .. a few days before she was supposed to start there i would take her down there and we would spend the day there getting used to the kids and the new atmosphere ... Hailey would not stray too far from my side .. would just look up at me with a worried look in her eye .. .. so when the day came when i was just dropping her off so i could go to work i worried she would be upset .. walked her in and the teachers greeted her as if she has always gone there ... again she just held my hand and looked at me with those worried eyes .. i kissed her and said my goodbyes as a tear welt up in my eye ... the teacher took hailey to a window that she could wave to me from as i left ... as i walked out i turned to see her there .. her lil face in the window just wa

Wax
All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal- The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair, and now... the wax. My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (Y A THINK!?!) So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the hair dryer and

Waxing
This was posted from a friend its to funny... Try not to laugh to hard and fall off your chair..lmao... CAUTION: Be prepared to laugh out loud...I laughed till I almost cried as I could just see this happening! All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am m

Waxing Is Not Your Friend Lol
Oh this is funny! Hot wax is not your friend! CAUTION: Be prepared to laugh out loud...I laughed till I almost cried as I could just see this happening! All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair And now...the wax. My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this

Waxing
Waxing Hair Removal.... This is funny. (I don't have a clue as to who wrote this, but....WHAT A HOOT!) All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. Read on...... My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: 'Maybe should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet.' So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those 'cold wax' kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and! you p

Waxing - Funny
Waxing . . . . My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: 'Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet.' So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those 'cold wax' kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK!?!) So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. ('Cold wax, yeah...right!') I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull. It works! OK, so

Waxing Poetic
We're snowed in ... and the lights flicker. Surrounded, trapped. Voices echo across the fallen snow. It's so bright we forget it is the dead of night. How easy to dismiss our fears to explain away our fright. How sad to come across your demons in the dead of night. 3/1/09 JGH Your ribbons of need surround me wrap themselves around me Bind you to me You see through me

Wax On, Wax Off
This is one of the funniest things I've ever read! All hair removal methods have tricked us with their promises of easy, painless removal - The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now... My night began as any other normal weekday night. Come home fix dinner, played with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: Maybe I should get the wax out of the medicine cabinet. So I headed to the site of my demise; the bathroom. It was one of those cold wax kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand and then they get warm and you peel them apart press it to your leg (or wherever else) and hair comes right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean I'm no girly, girl but I am mechanically inclined enough that I can figure it out. YA THINK!!! So I pull one of the thin strips out. It's two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together I get out the hair

The Way
The way we go when we are up. The way we go down. From time to time we are born. Til we are in the ground. Just when we see the word. We will be found. Jesus had saved us. It's the only way. We will get heaven bound. When we ask we we will be washed. That's the time we will see the cross. On a hill we see far away. That's when we kneel and pray. That jesus christ is the only way.

The Way
Death will visit everyone, he's a funny guy and he loves kittens > > >Directions > > > > > > > > > > > >1. Start on your drive/street. > > > > > > > > > > > >2. Get to Heathrow Airport. > > > > > > > > > > > >3. Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport. > > > > > > > > > > > >4. Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport. > > > > > > > > > > > >5. Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway > > >South" - follow for 0.2 miles. > > > > > > > > > > > >6. Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow > > >for 0.3 miles > > > > > > > > > > > >7. Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North Airport > > >Exit" - follow for 2.9 miles > > > > > > > > > > > >8. Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for29.2 > > >miles > > > > > > > > > > > >9. Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles > > > > > > > > > > > >10."US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-

The Way
The Way The way you smile The way your eyes shine The sheer beauty of our love The feeling of being lost in time Of everlasting tranquility The way you make me see Our heart and soul joined together For all eternity The way you make me laugh The way you hold me when I cry A love so deep and special Will never end in goodbye The natural high I feel when I'm with you The way you love me.... So endless, sweet and true Now can you see All the reasons I love you

The Way A Man Should Be
*when she walks away from you mad follow her *when she stare's at your mouth kiss her *when she pushes you or hit's you grab her and dont let her go *when she starts cursing at you kiss her and tell her you love her *when shes quiet ask her whats wrong *when she ignore's you give her your attention *when she pulls away pull her back *when you see her at her worst tell her she's beautiful *when you see her start to cry just hold her and dont say a word *when you see her walking sneak up and hug her waist from behind *when shes scared protect her *when she lays her head om your shoulder tilt her head up and kiss her *when she steals your favorite hat let her keep it and sleep with it for a night *when she tease's you tease her back and make her laugh *when she doesnt answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay *when she looks at you with doubt back your self up *when she says that she likes you she really does more than you could understan

Way Beyond Empty
If I could only be with you, I would give you everything, all your heart is longing for, I would spend my time, trying to find a way, to make you happy, just to see you smile, but if I never find away, to take the hurt away, from all the broken promises, all the shattered dreams, all the times that you been let down, by all the cold lies, would you remember, I was not to blame, done my best to show you, just how life can change, or would you just turn and walk away. would I be left standing here, Way Beyond Empty? Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

Way Back When
A few years back there was this old man that lived in my town. He was a tall grey haired old man with alot of wisdom. And i look back at all the things that poor old guy told me. And tried to teach me i look back at it now and i think i have really let him down. It breaks my heart to think of what he would say to me know. I've let him down. I can't help but cry when i think of him. He was the most wonderful friend,teacher and even a driver for me when i i had to go to baseball practice. He even let me drive his old car coming home from practice or a game. He was an old farmer and water delivery man around home. Never married so he was set in his ways. But he was always so special and kind to me. Haha i remeber when we had the old cafe in town he and i would sit and have lunch together. He and i would have a game after we were done with our meals and desert. We always had a ice cream crunch bar and of course when we were done he'd always say ok if u can throw that icecream stick i

Way Back To Love
I've been living with a shadow overhead I've been sleeping with a cloud above my bed I've been lonely for so long Trapped in the past, I just can't seem to move on I've been hiding all my hopes and dreams away Just in case I ever need em again someday I've been setting aside time To clear a little space in the corners of my mind All I want to do is find a way back into love I can't make it through without a way back into love Oh oh oh I've been watching but the stars refuse to shine I've been searching but I just don't see the signs I know that it's out there There's got to be something for my soul somewhere I've been looking from someone to shed some light Not just somebody just to get me through the night I could use some direction And I'm open to your suggestions All I want to do is find a way back into love I can't make it through without a way back into love And if I open my heart again I guess I'm hoping you'll be there for me in the end There a

Way Cool
If the past is coming back ot stare you in the face you have two options run or face it, So I am facing it you want to look at me fine, you want to talk to me then talk but do something, dont hide behind a screen name This is awesome, now lc has blogs. I guess I really will have to come on line more often and update huh, LOL. Just too cool, Well I have to go get the kids, you all stay cool, happy, and free. LOL God Bless Well Happy New Year to everyone, One of my new years resolutions is to try and keep in touch on line a bit more. Or at least up date my pages/blogs more regularily. So how was everyones Christmas and New Years, I would love to hear about it. I had a great Christmas and New Years. My grams is going strong and doing really good so that was nice for Christmas. New Years I was at a big to do, and had a really good time. So I guess you can say I am starting the year off right. So if you feel like it go ahead, leave me a message and let me know about yo

The Way It Goes
borrowed, but sooooo funny!!! The easiest way for any human to lose weight is to follow the simple 'Cat Diet' plan: DAY ONE Breakfast: Open can of expensive gourmet food. Any flavor as long as it cost more the £1.50 per can -- and place 1/4 can on your plate. Eat 1 bite of food; look around room disdainfully. Knock the rest on the floor. Stare at the wall for awhile before stalking off into the other room. Lunch: Four blades of grass and one vole's tail. Throw it back up on the cleanest carpet in your house. Dinner: Catch a moth and play with it until it is almost dead. Eat one wing. Leave the rest to die somewhere. Bedtime snack: Steal one green bean from your spouse's or partner's plate. Bat it around the floor until it goes under the refrigerator. Steal one small piece of chicken and eat half of it. Leave the other half for your partner to find where they least expect it. Throw out the remaining gourmet food from the can you opened this morning. DAY TWO

The Way Im Feeling
WHEN DID YOU LAST COOK AND WHAT? Curry at about 12 today LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Me and my sister the new fall out boy album, so i brought two copies lol WHAT SONG ARE YOU PLAYING? The (after) Life of the party - Fall out boy HOW WAS YOUR LAST FRIDAY NIGHT? tad boring, i cant even think what happened WHAT ARE YOU MOST LOOKING FORWARD TO? telling jenny that i listened to the album before her lol LAST TICKETS YOU BOUGHT? my last ticket i brought was to AFI last october WHAT DO YOU NEED TO DO? Get a job, finish my coursework for all 3 lessons at college and then clean my room LAST FRIEND YOU SPOKE TO? Jen WHAT DID YOU LAST EAT? Bread and butter WHERE ARE YOUR BEST FRIENDS? burton, lichfield, and winshill HOW ARE YOU SPENDING SUMMER? Doing whatever comes up VALENTINES DAY, HOW DID YOU SPEND IT/WILL YOU SPEND IT? nothign as usual ill most likely go to town and laugh at all the pathetic people, who oly say i love you once a year, why the hell do yo

The Way It Is
I can't fucking stand how people who listen to metal say shit like "I like Metallica, well only old Metallica.," or "I only like it when Maiden plays their old songs." Half of these retards are dumb fucking kids who weren't even born when Kill Em All or Ride the Lightning came out. What the fuck do you know about Metal? Yeah ya 'douche bag/one step away from being an emo dork' metal poser, just cause you like only old Metallica you have sooooo much fucking credibility...The Metal community is one of the worst for fuckin loving each other and than on a dime, fuckin shunning a band or a fan for liking something or trying something different. Its lame. To quote Bruce Dickinson "Once punk was born it was dead." I love Slayer. But every album is the same. And no I don't want a ballad by them. Dead Skin Mask is as close as I ever want them to get to a love song. However, if Slayer ever tried to do something different from what they do, there would be a goddamn outrage. "They sold out man bla

The Way Im Feelin Today
MyHotComments / HotFreeLayouts i'm going thru changes i'm feelin bitter i'm feeling sad i lost the best friend i ever had she was my women i loved her so but it's to late now i've let her go we sherd the years we sherd each Day in love togther we found the way it take so long to realiza my love was blindet love went to stray i miss her so wish i could go back and cange the years i'm going thru changes.

The Way I Am
Here I am twisting in the wind Ruining what I had with those that call themselves my friend It seems always to turn out this way I always fall into this hole and push them all away I am like a tornado tearing through their lives I dont know why I do it, it makes me feel so unalive They put up with me as long as they can bear But they'll soon give up on me is what I fear I hope and pray that they'll help me through this hell Maybe they'll stick with me until I am well Then I can show them all how thankfull I am I'll give back all the kindness and friendship that any person can They will know that they can count on me more than anyone else When they need some help to find themself Here i am all alone in this hell fearing that the end nearing I've screemed and begged for help but it seems as though no one can hear Often I set in a daze wonderin is it really even worth the pain People say that they are my friends and that they care, but t

The Way I Feel
here is why i'm missin my cj: cj: im going to jail pinky: what? why? cj: awol my paper didnt go through like i thought and my last unit thought i went awol and untill they fix it i will be in jail pinky: baby cj: what pinky: give me ur digits....i want to hear u say it....i don't want to read it cj: i have to go i will call u when i get a chance ok pinky: baby pinky: tell me u love me cj: i love u pinky: i love you too pinky: i'll be thinkin about everyday and that is the last of him i will hear for a while I'M IN THE HOTTEST JUGGALETTE CONTEST PPL....VOTE FOR ME BY RATES AND COMMENTS....RATES FIRST http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=248859&albumid=183289&i=3186380704 MMFWCL The snow fell And the princess danced With glitter in her hair And fairies flying about her The elves pranced at her feet She savored this moment for she knew it was her last The crown of mysticism would be passed on She fell to her knees Cradling her child Her daughter She handed i

The Way It Should Be
IN MY OPINION WE SHOULD MAKE IT ALMOST LIKE STAR TREK LAY DOWN ALL WEAPONS AND MAKE IT SO NO ONE GOES HUNGERY AND THE EARTH IS PEACEFUL AND IN GOOD SHAPE LIKE NO GLOBAL WARMING AND THE WHOLE POPULATION IS AT PEACE WITH ONE ANOTHER. ALSO WE SHOULD JUST ALL GET ALONG, IF ALL THE PEOPLE THAT AREN'T FIGHTING WOULD STAND UP AND IN SOME WAY GET IN THE WAY OF THOSE THAT ARE FIGHTING THEN THEY WOULD HAVE TO STOP BECAUSE THEY WOULD BE DEFEATING THE PERPOSE OF THE FIGHTING IF ALL THE REST OF US SAID NO MORE FIGHTING. OF COURSE THATS JUST MY OPINION. {GOD BLESS YOU ALL}

The Way It Is
SINCE I'VE JOINED CHERRY I,VE FORMED A VERY DIFFERENT OUTLOOK ON PEOPLE IN GENERAL.I HAD NO IDEA SO MANY PERVS ARE OUT THERE EVERY DAY,THEY LIVE THEIR LIVES AS IDIOTS AND LIKE IT.FUCKING AMAZING TO ME.SOME ONE NEEDS TO PUT THEM ALL ON A LIST AND SEND THEM TO AN ISLAND SO THEY CAN ALL JUST PERV EACH OTHER.FUCK IT I GUESS JUST PARTY HARD AND IT WILL COME TO YA.WELL I HATE TO TYPE SO LATER ALL!

The Way I Feel
alone, hurting, sick, empty, helpless, hopeless, needing, wanting, wanted, needed, longing, searching, reaching, finding, losing, abandoned, lost, found, open, closed, dark, broken, wore down , decieved, betrayed, loved, I hate these feelings, I feel inside tonight.. The Way I Feel ( 12 Stones ) by flycodes.com

The Way I Feel
Wondering about what might have been will just give you a headache in the here and now. Drop your doubts and stop obsessing about the past. Instead, think about ways to make your life better right now. Whee! Your love life takes off like a rocket. Who cares about steering or destination -- you should just sit back and enjoy the ride. The line between fact and fiction gets blurry. Is this your life or a romance novel? Somebody wants you to come out and play, but frankly, you're not sure you like this game -- or that you know the rules. Oh, go on! What's life without a little risk? Deadly dull, is what it is. It's time to suit up!

The Way I Feel About Things
My name is Nazareth Griffin, or Big Z for short,. I'm not famous, political, or even an author. I'm just a simple man that has a lot to say about the way the world works and would like to cut through the red tape and bullshit. That's right I said bullshit, why we will cover that latter,. So if you are free minded or would just like some funny, reading that might let you learn a lil sumpin sumpin the enjoy. I would love any post about what i say good or bad. Thanks again for you time and enjoy Big Z Why do the idiots of this country think they have to tell us every little thing any cleb does or that we even care. As you might have already hear Lidsay Lohan has become the umtenth cleb to get shit faceted and totally wasted and jumped behind the wheel. WOW, there is big news, people with lots of money and time to blow it doing stupid things. This is why we are getting dumber and dumber, wondering why Lohan got drunk and drove, Spears shaved her head, and Paris is staying at

The Way It Should Be...
I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should start out dead, get it out of the way. You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then you finish off as an orgasm.

The Way I Feel Right Now
I always wonder why do we commit the same mistakes during our life?Why do we get in the same trap?And we always let in just a lil bit of light in our darkness,then we just let it fill our heart when we kno for sure itz not safe,cuz with the joy comes everythin' else we don't want in our life. But the main line seems to understand as I see people sufferin' and still strenght in their eyes against the major pain they feel, I just start to feel how lucky I am and that I should shut up and do what I need to do,and finish what I started,and thankx to my friends and their parents who replaced my parents and kept pushin me to fight fo what I supposed to..they are older and wiser,different life experience,just trying to teach somethin' to our generation,but instead of bein' all ears we ignore their advice thinkin' that we can do better,exactly the way they did when they where in our shoes.So go on Lord,keep punchin' me 'till I learn to accomplish each goal each duty.Just help me stand up,help

The Way I See It
In reality,hell is not such an intention of God as it is an invention of man. God is love and people are precious. Authentic truth is not so much taught or learned as it is remembered. Somewhere in your pre-Incarnate consciousness you were loved absolutely because you were. Loved absolutely,and in reality,you still are! REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE!

The Way I See You And Make Me Feel
When i seen you for the fist time, i had goose bumps head to toe woundering what to say or what to do but it dident matter what we did still seem alright even when you think things might be going wrong but they get even better, when we hug felt like it was ment to be, with you by myside im ON top of the WoRlD and no body can tell me any different!! or am i crazy and it's going past my head then when i thought it couldent get any better, we laughed soo hard that it reached the heavens, then when we went our ways it pored from the heavens even got the angels tearing up and crying, hours later you got me reminessing thinking am i going crazy?? maybe soo but i never changed what i did or what i said, damn feels soo good like im on cloud 9 reaching outter space and no body can touch me the way you did THEN....i woke up damn what a dreamn!!!!! -Jay Mills

Way I Think
I would love for everyone to just remember what tomorrow is. Those that forget their history are doomed to repeat it, and I for one will never forget that day. I was on my way back from going to my medeival events cross country when I got the news. To hear patriotic music on every station, to See the look of fear and anger on every persons face I came across on my way home. Please just take time to reflect on this. That many good men and women have died so that we remain free. Also let 9-11 remind you what happens when we let our guard down. While there are many subs out there have you noticed how hard it is to find a good housegirl? The search continues for us, maybe one day one will come across our path :)

The Way I Am
The Way I Am I wish people would take me as I am. To me personality is stronger than beauty. For most others they don't care about personality, they look for beauty. If I could decide for the world, everyone would be beautiful. If I could, people wouldn't need to worry about how they look. There would be fewer tears. I wish people would take me as I am, For human life is precious.

The Way I Feel Inside
another cutter, another freak another dork, another geek another prep, another jock another whore, & more punk rock another hater, another "g" another scar, they put on me another label, that happens to fall when no one really knows the person at all every since you left i have felt empty inside. no one to turn to, no one to talk to. no shoulder to cry on on my time of need. to some ppl yes it is gettin over rated but not my fault how i feel it isn't like i can just stop loving you. i have been missing you for 5 months and the feeling is still there. you think i don't have feelings for you anymore but i just cant bring myself to tell you the truth about it. of course i still love you and i have tried to change that but it seems impossible. i have a whole notebook about you and the way i fell but now there are no more pages in it so now i write blogs. its not like you will read them so i just express my feeling here bc it seems like i have no one to lean on about this. you

The Way Im Feeling
now im sittin here sew,sew alon.tink im going 2 loos my frikkin mind. i look & look butt you're nowhere i kan find. these feelingz i hve i kant kontrol. i need u 2 let me kno how u reeli feel sew i kan let go. 5 mthz latr i find im still lookin at you're pag. sew many emotionz yet sew much rag. how kan we b sew distant? with all these thoughtz im gonna krak. mab now itz tyme 2 nevr look bak. just membr ..... ILL ALWAYZ KARE. WHAT DOES IT MEAN? AT ONCE I THOUGHT I KNEW. ONCE IT WAS WARM LIKE THE COLOR RED. N OW ITS LIKE THE COLOR BLUE. AT ONE TIME I WAS SCARED. I ALWAYS KEPT MY HEART UNDER LOCK & KEY. MY FEELING'S WERE EVER MEANT FOR YOU TO SEE. WONDERING IF IM LOOSING MY MIND? ITSSUMMTHIN I KNO. ILL NEVER FIND. THINKING OF YOU EVERYNIGHT & DAY. TRYING NOT TO CALL IS A HELL OF A FIGHT.

The Way I Feel
I feel as if i am living a lie i dont even feel like im alive ive tried acting like everythings okay but i think its driving me insane i just dont care anymore not much is worth fighting for everyday is almost the same extra bull shit to put me in pain when will this crap be done i threw in the towel kudos you won im sick and tired of this stupid game sitting around and listening to people complain waiting months 2 see a doctor for them to say youll be just fine go on about your way i used to be so very kind but these assholes have made me speak my mind how do we have leaders without any balls why are they so afraid to take the fall what ever happened to being strong what the hell went so terribly wrong they are supposed to be some kind of buffer but say fuck it let the slaves suffer dont give you time to handle your shit but the second they can they split they dont care about anyone else and only look out for them selves i guess ill walk around like everythi

The Way I Am
THE WAY I AM This song is for anyone f--k it. Just shut up and listen I sit back with this pack of Zig Zags and this bag of this weed it gives me the s--t needed to be the most meanest MC on this Earth and since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse and just blurt this berserk and bizarre s--t that works And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve all this tension dispensin’ these sentences Gettin’ this stress that's been eatin’ me recently off of this chest and I rest again peacefully… but at least have the decency in you to leave me alone, when you freaks see me out in the streets when I'm eatin’ or feedin’ my daughter to not come and speak to me I don't know you and no, I don't owe you a mo-therf--k-ing thing, I'm not Mr. N'Sync, I'm not what your friends think I'm not Mr. Friendly, I can be a prick if you tempt me my tank is on empty No patience is in me and if you offend me I'm liftin’ you 10 feet in the air I don't care

The Way It Is
TEll me.. Please tell me.. Did i Hurt you.. Did i do you like you did me.. Wait a second.. YOurs was a sticky filled with lies.. Mine was a mumm you didnt need to step in .. I Wasnt messing with you. Hell i left it all alone.. Called me a welfare scum.. Said i was nasty a cheater a hoe! Well thats all good with me.. MY Personal fav was Fucked up teeth and wart.. ITS MY WITCHES MARK FUCKER.. As my story continues.. By the way this is going to be awhile so sit tight get a tissue and a drink.. Do what you do... this is going to be a sad drama filled tale that only i can tell!! First let me tell you this is NSFW for a reason so please turn back if you cant handle what i have to say..NOT FOR The WEAK AT HEART. So here we go.. WE befriend you.. Oh and we did.. We took our shit of the net. We trusted you.. WE LOVED YOU.. You were gonna move here to get outta of the oppressed life you lived. We were gonna help you find yourself in this world. Mother you. EVEN AFTER THE lies..

The Way It Is Sometimes.
"Why do people kiss under a mistletoe" Mistletoe also known throughout history as the golden bough has several different legends associated with its beginning and its meaning. Starting back as far as the Celtic Druids you can find more than one story concerning the mystical mistletoe. One such story is their belief that the plant held the soul of the host tree, which was the “holy oak”. During a ceremony, the Druid priests would harvest the mistletoe with a golden sickle to ensure the mistletoe never touched the ground, as it would lose its magical powers. The powers would quickly be absorbed back into the earth. Once the mistletoe was harvested, the priests would have the branches out to the people for them to use against all kinds of evils. In England, mistletoe at one time was placed over the doorways for good luck. They believed that only happiness could pass underneath the mistletoe, therefore, enemies would hug and seal their peaceful intentions with a kiss of friendship

The Way Its Meant To Be
Sometimes things don't work out exactly like we plan Sometimes you have to take whatis in your own two hands sometimes people expect to muchand feel the end is near sometimes people want to goand this is what I fear I fear you will go awayand leave me all alone I FEAR that you will leave me here with no one to call my own and then again I must remember it's not all about meand other times I must remember Its the Way it's meant to befor now and future times you can't always be here you can't always be by my side so now you know how I feelI need to know how you feel for me but then again I must remember Its the Way its meant to be

The Way It Should Be
Solitude have I to endure, seemingly held with disclosure. A fellow left astray, as yet from yesterday. Flashing your dainty, disarming smile, warms my heart every once in a while. Our longtime kinship will always bloom with friendship. It has never been so profound, a lifetime friend have I found. Let our friendship be a bond, which can never be like a dry pond. Let us not forget the dreams we share, forever like sisters or brothers we care. You'll always be a friend to me, and that's the way it should be.

The Way It Really Is!
Have you ever just had some shit on your mind and came up with some Aristotle type shit? Yeah, I knew you did. Well I do that shit all the time - so pay attention and you might learn some shit. And if you got some shit on your mind, I might learn a thing or two. So to get this blog rollin' I'm gonna start slow. As I breeze through FUBAR, I ant help but notice the different personalities. In a sick and twisted way it reminds me of high school and the different cliques! How would classify the different FUBAR cliques? My thoughts later.

The Way It Is
I've had accounts before and I just get tired of bullshit. I had 78 so-called friends on the last one and hardly any ever would ever hit me up for comments or 'gifts' despite my generosity of the same. I was at level 9 doing it the hard way, no salutes without a digital camera or cell phone that takes pictures. Even if I attempt to do one, I hear that sometimes, just to be a jerk, they won't give it to you. ok..fine..so what's the point if I'm just a regular joe without abs of steel, a dj, or a body like a goddess? Guess what? I'm not putting up any real pictures of me until people give me props for what I'm into and what I'm about. Get it? Got it? Good!

The Way I Think......
Love. It's a simple but yet so powerful word. But I see people and hear people throwing the term "I love you" around to the point that I feel like it's lost most of it's meaning. To me, I've always believed that when you tell someone you love them as in the phrase "I love you" you would basically lay your life down for them. That you care about them so much you would do anything, anything to make them happy. But people just throw it around like it means nothing. That just bothers me. When I finally tell a person that I love them (and this is all me nobody else) that means that I've basically put down every single wall that I've built and you know me 100%. I've told you everything that has made me who I am today. I've let you into my heart, which is an extremely hard place to get. I can't tell someone who doesn't know me, who hasn't seen me with my walls down that I love them. It's just not right. In my mind when you reach that level with a person where you can completely b

The Way I Feel
Life is tough. Its rough. It throws u so many obstacles. And for the past yr, so many have been thrown at me. And I've been able to survive those obstacles. Recently I was given one that I thought (still do) that I wouldn't be able to get through. But with the help of my closest friends, (yall know who yall are) I know I will be able to over come it. I know, it is the internet. And I may not meet some of you. But I'm glad I have yall for friends. Your always there for me and have shown me how good of friends yall are. I appreciate all the love and support you guys have giving me. I won't be on fubar for awhile, because I need to work on myself and my life. As someone so close to me always say "its time to work on shaela". That's what I will be doing. Yall know where to find me. And I will keep yall updates. Muahz, Shae Right now I feel like a bird Caged without a key Everyone comes to stare at me With so much joy and rivalry They din't know how I feel inside

The Way It Is....
i learned today. yes today. i'm not in control of what's to happen. But i am in control of what i think is right.right? Morality is a huge thing.Life seems so small to that. You do what's right and good will follow right? Not the case for me alas. I did what i thought was right with my divorce,my kids, and my life. I was aperantly so wrong. To do the right thing(in my life) was the wrong thing to do. How ironic it is to think that you're so above right and wrong?That's what i tried to do. To get my girls back to show them the way it's supposed to be.to show them i am a good father. to try to help them in showing them that i would ALWAYS be there for them, but in doing this....i lost it all. I have two of my girls back. I want three.... am i greedy for this? I found out that you have to lose EVERYTHING to get what you really need to really live......money= NOTHING. Materialistic items= NOTHING! I try to be a good man. I do. What matters to me is my girls.....the only thing i did right i

The Way I Feel
I figure it like this i am a very good person and i didn't deserve any of this shit and it has mad me harder. I don't trust anyone anymore you have to earn my trust from the beginning. I am a very Careing person to those i love and care for. So your goin to be very lucky if you see that side of me anymore. I also want to say something about the men who think they are just going to get in my pants HA FUCKING HA. to bad fuckers. Im not easy and you cant have it. And to those who think im going to fuck them even if i am with someone your sadly mistaken. I cant stand men like that. I also feel that I am a woman and if you want to take me out and think that i am paying well guess what not anymore ha ha ha my money is mine fuck you you pay....... not me...... and you better not bitch about it..... if i want something ill buy it for myself but i will not buy anything for a man ever again unless its a holiday or birthday.. cause i dont need a man to pay for me and a man should not need me to p

The Way I Feel
To Anthony suppose i called you up tonite and told you that i loved yousuppose i said i wanna come back homesuppose i cried said i think i finally learned my lessonand im tired spendint all my time aloneif i told you that i realized youre all i ever wanted and its killin me to be so far awaywould you tell me that you loved me toand we would cry togetheror would you simply laugh at me and sayi told you so, oh i told you soi told you some day you come crawling backand asking me to take you ini told you so, but you had to gonow i found sumbody new and you willnever break my heart into againif i got down on my knees and told youi was yours foreverwould you get down yours to and take my handwould get that old time feelinwould we laugh and talk for hoursthey way our love first beganwould you tell me that you missed tooand that youd been so lonelyand you waited for the day i returnand wed live in love forever and that im your one and onlyor wuld you say the tables finely turned

The Way It Goes...
As we all know, surgery is tough pill to swallow. But it's tough to have a possible outcome of a healthier life, and not risk it. But then again it's 6 hour procedure. I've already had 4 reconstructive surgeries, so you can imagine my hesitance. The feild of bone degeneration and nerve repair are way behind. How much should I bet on the best doctors in the feild, when sorely lackin in these breakthroughs.The odds are 35% chance for a 15% to 40% improvement. But with my medical background I'm averaging 15% complete failure, and same on mortality. Let me know what ya think cuz I don't know what to do.

The Way I Am
These are my words, everyone see's who I appear to be, but only a few know the real me, you can only see what I choose to show you, but there is way more to me than what the eye see's. There comes a time in life when you have to let go of all the pointless drama, and those people who create it, and tell you things to create false hopes and dreams, knowing they would never be, create a hope in your heart and mind, for false happiness, and joy. so it is time for me to surrond myself with people who want to know me and care and share thoughts that are true, and laugh and be full of joy. These fellings drown the memeries of bad, and soley for good. we live once, and life is to short, to go through with false memories, and bad, create and nothing less than happines is where I want to be. I have built a wall around me, not to block out anyone, but to see who is willing and loving, caring enought to be themselves, and climb over it to share with me there happiness and friendship so Now I hav

The Way I Was
The Way I Was :When i woke up today and i saw this placei knew there was something wrongi just can't get away from this fucked up pain inside of mewhy?I am going through some changesi don't know what is going onsomething is happening to mesomething is happening to meit's too late to save me from myselfafter all the damage that i've causedi wish there was some way that i could put me back the way i waswhen i woke up todayand i saw your facei knew there was something wrongi just can't get away with all these fucked up things i trytell me why?I am going through these changesi don't know what is going onsomething is happening to mesomething is happening to meit's too late to save me from myselfafter all the damage that i've causedi wish there was some way that i could put me back the way i waswhen i woke up today and i saw this placei knew there was something wrongsomething is happening to mesomething is happening to mesomething is happening to meit's too late to save me from myselfafter a

The Way It Is.....
I like beingUNPERFECT.... May the angels protect youTrouble neglect youAnd heaven accept you when it's time to go homeMay you always have plentyThe glass never emptyKnow in your bellyYou're never alone May your tears come from laughingYou find friends worth havingWith every year passingThey mean more than goldMay you win and stay humbleSmile more than grumbleAnd know when you stumbleYou're never alone

The Way I Feel
LIFE IT SEEMS WILL FADE AWAY DRIFTING FURTHER EVERYDAY GETTING LOST WITHIN MYSELF NOTHING MATTERS, NO ONE ELSE I HAVE LOST THE WILL TO LIVE SIMPLY NOTHING MORE TO GIVE THERE IS NOTHING MORE FOR ME NEED THE END TO SET ME FREE THINGS NOT WHAT THEY USED TO BE MISSING ONE INSIDE OF ME DEATHLY LOST, THIS CAN'T BE REAL CANNOT STAND THIS HELL I FEEL EMPTINESS IS FILLING ME TO THE POINT OF AGONY GROWING DARKNESS TAKING DAWN I WAS ME,BUT NOW HE'S GONE NO ONE BUT ME CAN SAVE MYSELF,BUT IT'S TOO LATE NOW I CAN'T THINK THINK WHY I SHOULD EVEN TRY YESTERDAY SEEMS AS THOUGH IT NEVER EXISTED DEATH GREETS ME WARM NOW I WILL JUST SAY GOODBYE

The Way I Feel
Since no one reads my about me, I thought maybe you would read this instead.....I DON'T DO FUCKING LOUNGES..STOP WITH THE FUCKING LINKS IN MY SB..DAMN!!!!! As soon as forever is through, I'll be over you The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends Cry as I may these tears won't wash you away Listen to your heart before you tell him goodbye We always ignore the ones who adore us, and adore the ones who ignore us Tears are words the heart can't express The hardest to do is waking up without you. He taught me how to love, but not how to stop Breaking up is just like having the worst nightmare after having the best dream True love is when you shed a tear and still want him The times we were happy together are worth the times I cry alone Real loss only occurs when you lose something you love more than yourself It's amazing how someone can break your heart and you can still love them with all the little pieces.Wherever you are, you'll always be in my heart I ha

The Way It Is
Seems like no one or very few want to talk to me anymore..I guess I am not that important or have anything interesting to say. Myabe it is just one big game and it is all about popularity, points and leveling. If that is what it is; that is fine. I'll just spend the last days on Fubar playing the game and racking up as many point as possible...I would rather have one true friend then a million fake ones anyway.

The Way I See It
That degree you have hanging, on your wall. Can be broken, shattered, won't stand the fall. It's words stating your area, of expertise. My scars are my proof, an incurable disease. The images imprinted, in my mind. Are my experience, my time. My time served, released for good behavior. Finding faith, hope, my savior. Through the blood, sweat and tears. Recognizing the demons, facing the fear. Seeing the real world, for what it's truly about. Erasing the misconception, weeding through the doubt. Step out in to the world, without any protection at all. Fight, bleed and cry, then place that degree back on your wall. Only then will that degree, be worth a shit. If this offends you I apologize, but that's just the way I see it.

The Way It Is
So tired of all these people (guys and girls alike) who don't appreciate a truly good woman... They see a pretty face and smile and a body that makes them drool, and they never stop to think or realize that underneath that surface image there exists a person who has feelings and emotions... a person who is real and true and not hiding behind a facade like the rest of the world. I find my looks to be a gift... not to be exploited as though I were just another Whore or Slut or Tramp or whatver else yu feel the need to think of me. I am not here to be admired or wanted for my looks... If someone can't accept me for who I am and is only out there looking for their next lay, they are definitely looking in the wrong place!!! So if all yu see is a pretty face and it gets yur little dick hard or yur pussy wet... Get to stepp'n and kick rocks!!

The Way I Feel
The way I feel,when I'm with you,I forget my troubles,like there's just us two.You make my heart,beat fast and strong,and you make me feel,that I truly belong.You fill the gaps,inside my heart,like I've finally found,my missing part.I sink in your eyes,I'm warmed by your smile,and the world is perfect,just for a while.You make life better,than it used to be.You are the sugar,in my cup of tea.Whenever you need me,I'll always be there.I'll be there to talk to,I'll be there to care.

The Way Kids See Things
THE WAY CHILDREN SEE THINGS NUDITY: I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a Woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!" HONESTY: My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago." OPINIONS: On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a Note from his mother.. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents." KETCHUP: A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come ou

Waylon Dale James....
well today is Feb. 1, 2007 and not to much has been going on actually im still with waylon ... i like this kid ALOT!! its crazy...we never argue we havent fought once...when i was in my last relationship thats all we did was fight but yea its all good now that i have waylon in my life. i love the way he looks at me the way he talks to me just the way he makes me feel ... i love being with him no one has ever made me feel as important as he has... sammie

The Way Life Goes
Through the Never Through the never, We shall pass. Into darkness, Rather fast. A beam of light guides the way, But do we go or do we stay? Fear Consumes you, Reality eludes you. For endless aching miles. Insanity starts to creep, And bares its evil smile. Pride? Confusion. Reality? Illusion. Its mangled and stripped away. No longer knowing up from down, Because the dark hides the day. Midnights Rain The sorrows of today, lead us to the happieness of tomorow. But all the while, The pain lingers on. In darkness of shadows, to the mysteries of night. We search for the happieness, Thats far from our sight. the never ending quest, To subdue ones pain. Finds them stranded alone, In the cold midnights rain. It's time i let some things out. life can be full of joy or it can be 1 bad thing after another. Every time i become happy for some reason or another life decides to hit like a damn truck and o

The Way My Grandfather (geronimo) Believed
Origins of the Apache Indians In the beginning the world was covered with darkness. There was no sun, no day. The perpetual night had no moon or stars. There were, however, all manner of beasts and birds. Among the beasts were many hideous, nameless monsters, as well as dragons, lions, tigers, wolves, foxes, beavers, rabbits, squirrels, rats, mice, and all manner of creeping things such as lizards and serpents. Mankind could not prosper under such conditions, for the beasts and serpents destroyed all human offspring. All creatures had the power of speech and were gifted with reason. There were two tribes of creatures: the birds or the feathered tribe and the beasts. The former were organized wider their chief, the eagle. These tribes often held councils, and the birds wanted light admitted. This the beasts repeatedly refused to do. Finally the birds made war against the beasts. The beasts were armed with clubs, but the eagle had taught his tribe to use bows and arrows

Wayne Cox Kelly Obrien
Transcription: Cathy O'Brien's Presentation Mind Control A Presentation to Justice Pro Se by Mark Phillips and Cathy O'Brien June 4, 1996 Livonia Civic Center Library, Livonia Michigan transcribed from tape by Peter J. Celano Cathy O'Brien speaking: I'd like to thank Justice Pro Se for having Mark and I come in and speak to all of you, and I'd like to thank each and every one of you for coming out here this evening, to arm yourselves with information on a tool that is being used to usher in what Adolph Hitler and George Bush term "New World Order," and that is mind control. You have a right to know and a need to know these secrets that the perpe-traitors* in control of our country have been controlling all of us by for far too long. Knowledge is our only defense against mind control. *(Transcriber's note: Cathy distinctly says, "Perpe-Traitors". It is also a term that is used repeatedly in their book.) I know I am extremely fortunate to have survived my CIA MKUl

Waynes Mum =]
welp since my cherry level aint high enuff to post my own mum[ ya'll need to change that :*( ] i decided to blog my mumms :) til my leve high enuff to do it the right way -hehehehe iight... topic: oral sex... condom or no condom?and why...

Wayne D
hey there ladys send me some love i love you women you make my heat go pitty patter i be waiting for you andrate my photo and blogs ok with lots of love wayne d ok well dont know what too say but i will tell you i like meeting women i love women with sexy eyes nice lips and been single for 5 years it time for a change if there are anybody instersted get in touch with me and lets see what happens with lots of love wayne d well i need too tell you all i dont like drugs of no kind and weed too me is a drug and i dont drink either but i like too have fun with out the chemicals ok so contact me wayne d

The Way Of The Badger
What does infinity mean can we ever really know where the world will take us the right path for us to go. Maybe its a special thing to never be afraid and move through life, with out a second thought and with courage, not with pain. Indescribable the way you've always thought yet i still try my best to understand your words and dreams which at my feet lay a tangled mess. How did you confuse me Or better yet how did i confuse myself. to listen to the world is wrong why should i listen to anyone else? Our undying act of painful ways, Our thoughts and words the same, Our memories and assorted moments, Held captive with an unknown force to blame. You've held the light, I could see. But blindness has a way, Of finding hearts as lovers part, And leads them where it may. Broken is a funny word. But then again pain is too. Return, lost, stolen, and given, So many times anew. Resentful is the word of agony, It never lets you sleep. And is in your min

Way Of The Wolf Pagan Study Lounge
Thank you in your interest on joining Way of the Wolf Pagan Study group. ALL individuals are required to complete the following application for review and membership approval. No exceptions shall be made as this group is a mature, intellectual, dedicated and safe place to learn and grow with respect and tolerance to every and all. Name/Age/Gender/Location: Outside hobbies/interests: Favorite color(s): Favorite Quote: Now for the nitty gritty… 1. What is your birth date / sign? 2. How long have you been studying or interested in Paganism? 3. Are you studying anything independently or another group? If yes, explain. 4. What do you feel you have to offer as a person to the group? Consider things you think are unique about yourself. 5. Is there something you would like or could teach to the group? Explain? 6. What do you want to get from this group experience? 7. Is there anything you would like to see included in the curriculum of this group? Explain.

The Way Of All Flesh
I want to.... --- hear your fantasies. --- see you kneeling in an unbuttoned blouse. --- watch you walk around in nothing but high heels. --- watch you cook dinner dressed only in lingerie. --- bite and tug on your nipples. --- feel your thighs around my head as I lick your pussy. --- have you give me a slow handjob while watching a movie. --- watch you cum. --- see saliva dripping down your chin onto your chest while you suck me. --- hear that gasp you make when I first bury my cock in your cunt. --- pull your hair and slap your ass while fucking you doggie-style. --- hear you say "fuck me like a bitch" again. --- have sex in public. --- look down and see your nose pressed against my stomach while my cock is buried in your throat. --- hear you whisper dirty things to me while we're out, and I can't do anything about it. --- wear those cock rings you bought. --- feel your finger in my ass while you jack me off on your face and tits wit

The Way Of Things
Michael Stewart Band 5/27/11 - Red Light Cafe 553 Amsterdam Ave, Atlanta Ga Message me for tickets In the past 2 months or so I've put serious thought into the meaning of life and why I am here. Haven't really found a clear cut answer yet. A bunch of almost and maybes. I will tell u something though. There is a reason why I am here. Its simple yet so profound, but i can't put my finger quite on it. I've been thinking, almost to the point of going to the hospital, crushing under some sort of mental terror. People, on average, don't think this much. I've also reasoned that I have gotten a huge amount of awareness of myself and my surroundings. Example : I went over a friends house to just enjoy the company and maybe get to have a nice conversation about serious issues that are going on in each others lives. Didn't happen, lol. Instead what happened was we smoked way to much pot and sat there mindless. Now don't get me wrong, pot rules. But I've found it muc

A Way Of Life
A life behind a wall, oblivious to the truth. The way her life has come to be, beyond her tainted youth. Afraid to show her face, hiding beneath the soil. Where the scent of scorched pain, has started to over-boil. Trapped and drowning, in a sweltering river of pain. Flash cards from yesteryear's, are seeping through her veins. But judge her not, for no one has that right. Until they too have been contained, left searching for the light. Close your eyes and feel her pain, that is all that she requests. Live her way of life, and all of its distress. Living in fear of what put her there, it is the only way. Can you smell the heinous acts? The scent of blood betray? It started with one drop, which quickly lead to two. Most people call them Mom and Dad, two names she never knew. For, parents they were not, they sealed her fate that day. The day her gave her up, was the day she went away. To a different realm, someplace she felt was safe. Inside her own min

Ways Of Life
And acceptance is the answer to all my problems today. When I am disturbed, it is because i find some person, place, thing or situation- some fact of MY life-- unacceptable to me, and I can find no serenity until I accept that person, place, thing or situation as being EXACTLY the way it is supposed to be at this moment. Nothing, absolutely NOTHING happens by mistake. unless I accept life completely on life's terms, i cannot be happy. I need to concentrate not so much on what needs to be changed in the world as on what needs to to be changed in me and in my attitudes. THIS IS SLIGHTLY ALTERED FROM A PEICE OF LITERATURE THAT HELPED ME TO BECOME WHO I AM TODAY. There are two days in every week about which we should not worry. Two days which should be kept free of fear and apprehension. One of these Days is yesterday, with its mistakes and care, its fault and blunders, its aches and pains. Yesterday has passed forever beyond our control. All the money in the world cannot bring ba

22 Ways To Make A Girl Smile
1 . Tell her she is beautiful (not fine, or sexy) 2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second. 3 . Kiss her on the forehead. 4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to. 5 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you. 6 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. 7 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with. 8 . Write her notes. (she loves them) 9 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend. 10 . Play with her hair. 11 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her. 12 . Sit in the park and just talk to her. 13 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes. 14 . Let her fall asleep in your arms. 15 . If she's mad at you, kiss her. 16 . Give her piggyback rides. 17 . Bring her flowers 18 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone. 19 . Look her in the eyes and smile. 20 . Let h

20 Ways
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YOU ON TOP ME ON THE BOTTOM YOU SLOW GRINDING ME I'M SWALLOWING ,WANTING TO SCREAM YOUR NAME BUT I CAN'T CAUSE YOUR PLACE IS IN MY FACE BUT IT'S OK I LIKE THE TASTE OF YOUR PLACE. TAKE ME IN, MY MAN INSIDE YOUR MOUTH UP DOWN,IN OUT DON'T STOP WAIT JUST SLOW DOWN I DON'T WANT TO CUM RITE NOW STROKING MY LIFE LINE MY MAN IS LIKE OH IT'S TIME BUT ME I'M LIKE NAW WE HAVEN'T CROSSED THAT LINE FASTER PAPI FASTER NAW MAMI LET ME TAKE MY TIME WHILE MY TONGUE AND YOUR PEARL INTERTWINE AS YOU MOAN AND SLOW GRIND KEEP IN MIND THAT HER GRIND IS A SLOW GRIND, HOLD UP LADIES INHALE NOW EXHALE CLOSE YOUR EYES NOW YOU FEEL ME, OK BACK IN STRIDE, NOW MAMA AND I WE HAVE THIS CERTAIN GOAL TO ACHIEVE YOU SEE SHE WANTS ME TO SCREAM AND SAY HER IT CUMS MAMI AND ME I WANT HER TO SAY OH MY GOD YOU ARE THE BEST PAPI BUT IN A SIMULTANEOUS MANNER THAT MEANS AT THE SAME TIME AND IT'S ABOUT TO ARRIVE OOOOH SH... MAMA HERE IT CUMS DON'T STOP OOOOH DAMN PAPI I'M ABOUT TO POP,OH SH.... I SCREAM OH YES SHE SHOUTS AND

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Halloween Fruit Salad Ingredients 12 oranges 3 bananas, cut up 4 apples, cut up 3 pears, cut up Preparation Cut off the tops and bottoms and hollow out 12 oranges, being careful not to break the skin; use a small serrated grapefruit spoon. Carve a face in each orange and put a tea candle inside. Arrange them around the edges of a platter and pile the platter high with cut fruit. Light the little jack-o-lanterns when your guests arrive. Serves 12. Hint: Keep the carved-out oranges, and let them dry out on a shelf. When they become rock hard, dip each in polyurethane to seal it against mold, and hang it on a string to dry. These tiny jack-o-lanterns make unique napkin rings or ornaments on Halloween wreaths. Back to top of page Sherried Pumpkin Soup with Candied Apple Ingredients 1/4 cup each of: diced onions, diced carrots, diced leeks, and diced celery 1/4 tsp. minced garlic 2 tbs. clarified butter (melted butter with the solids skimmed off the t

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11 signs that your crazy for someone ELEVEN: You laugh at they're stupid jokes TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. SIX: They're all you think about. FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number seven was missing ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself. NOW MAKE A WISH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO...... ====== ===== ==== === == = == === ==== ===== ======= ========= ========== ========= ======== ======= ====== ===== ==== === ==

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I didnt wanna write a mumm about this so i will just write a blog.. i dont know if its just me but i cant stand some people on this site..they really think they are the shit..they have pics and hold them hostage like u can only see this folder if you get me a vip..or u can only see this if u get me a blast..is seein someones pics really worth spending your hard earned money on...I THINK NOT...to all u people who do that..u can keep ur damn pics..i really think that shit is really sad..how about you spend ur own hard earned money on gettin ur own shit instead of begging others...ok now that i've vented i'm fine..lol..and if i pissed you off wit my blog..guess what?? I REALLY DONT GIVE A SHIT..LOL..PEACE!! This is something i wrote a while back called HIM and i....i had a dream about me having a conversation with god and when i woke up i wrote it down and this is what i came up with...i hope you guys enjoy HIM and i The day we had a conversation it was really kinda touching At fir

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Wat it do world? i was sitting here wondering is it so strange 2 love n lust more than 1 woman? i've been told it was not only wrong but impossible. but, i really think as long as im honest about it and dont lead anyone on and they still choose 2 be a part of my life then no harm no foul. so, somebody tell me wat is a man 2 do n a situation like this...

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A prayer for strength Oh yes, fix me, Jesus, fix me. Fix me so that I can walk on a little while longer. Fix me so that I can pray on just a little bit harder. Fix me so that I can sing on just a little bit louder. Fix me so that I can go on despite the pain, the fear, the doubt, and yes, the anger, I ask not that you take this cross from me, only that you give me the strength to continue carrying it onward 'til my dying day. Oh, fix me, Jesus, fix me. 13 Ways to live in an anti-God culture: These are 13 very important things I learned at bible study earlier tonight. 1.Live in Holiness and Honor. (1 Thes. 4:1-8) 2. Live in Love for Each Other. ( 1 Thes. 4:9-10) 3.Live in Honesty. (1 Thes. 4:11-12) 4. Live with Hope. ( 1 Thes. 4:13-18) 5. Live Alert. (1 Thes. 5:1-11) 6. LIve Honoring your Leaders. (1 Thes. 5:12-13) 7. Live Aware of others Needs. (1 Thes.5:14-15) 8. Live with a Thankful Heart. (1 Thes.5:16-18) 9. Live a Spirit Le

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Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get. I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. Is your name summer because you're making me hot. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged! I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you! If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes! I think i'm gay, wanna prove me wrong? You're way to pretty for me to not know you. When i look into your eyes i see an ocean. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long. Aren't we supposed to get together for a candlelight dinner later tonight? Can I flirt

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1. Instead of actually "laughing out loud" you say LOL 2. You see an attractive guy/girl you think "I wonder if they have and NSFW's. 3. You have told someone you were rating them a one and blocking them. 4. You've ever told your s/o "I'll show you my NSFW if you buy me a VIP/bling pack." 5. If you have ever faked a horrible illness to gain attention, make people like you more or buy you things. 6. If you have ever faked your death to get away from someone.

40 Ways
Please keep in mind that if you are not open minded and don't have a very wild sense of humor about sex, stories, and life's mishaps, please do not go any further on this page. I wrote this like 10 years ago on my old website based on advice and stories I heard from men and women I gave sex advice to and from what I heard growing up at parties at my house! Women and men love and agree with it but swear it's not them!!!!!! I didn't make it up myself!!! LOL! HAHAHA! Tell me what you think ___________________________ Personal and private stories are not shared on this site due to privacy and personal trust. Please be aware that these are not linked to anyone directly but are for the enjoyment of your reading pleasure. This is not my own personal opinion but jokes sent in and/or discussed and I thought would be humorous......enjoy! _______________________________________________________ The I.S.E.'s Forty Ways Women Fail In Bed 1. MILKING IT: When stroking a guy's package don't g

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25 Ways to Help a Fellow Human Being Today “If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion.” - Dalai Lama Too often the trend in our society is for people to be separated from either other, to be cut off from the great mass of humanity, and in doing so to be dehumanized a little bit more with each step. Cars have taken us off the streets, where we used to greet each other and stop to chat. Cubicles have taken away a bit of the humanity in working, as have factories and even computers to some extent. Television has planted us firmly in our living rooms, instead of out with other people. Even movie theaters, where many people get together, cut us off from true conversation because we’re staring at a big screen. And while I’m not railing against any of these inventions (except perhaps the cubicle), what we must guard against is the tendency of that individuality to have us focused on ourselves to the exclus

Ways To Have Friends
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20 Ways To Annoy People
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4 Ways To Lose Weight (for Girls)
Quick weight loss is a lot more a mind factor instead of a actual physical one. You need to self motivate for weight reduction. Here are some ideas regarding how to lose weight fast. How to drop Fat Quickly Take in A lot of Water While you are for a weight loss program, you actually clearly take notice of your diet, however usually neglect to keep an eye on your own refreshment consumption. If you wish to truly lose weight fast, you may gain a good deal by enjoying water, particularly h2o. Fresh fruit juice are usually one additional alternative, nonetheless they have pure sugars, which may be fairly harmful. If you drink plenty of water, tend not to drink it down at one time, alternatively just take smaller sips. Having drinking water during supper allows you to come to feel completely full very fast and also lowers your own use of meals. You should not Miss meals A lot of people use fad diets and even reduce their diet plan to successfully fifty percent gra

14 Way To Get The Girl...
how to make a girl fall for you...... 1. Hugs from behind. 2. Grab her hand when y'all walk next to each other. 3. When standing, wrap your arms around her. 4. Cuddle with her. 5. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING. 6. Write little notes. 7. Compliment her honestly. 8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. 9. Be super sweet you her. 10. Pick her over your friends...no matter what. Even if your friends call you pussy whipped. 11. Comfort her when she cries. 12. Love her with all your heart. 13. Pick her up and flirt with her. (She'll scream and say 'Put me down!' but really she loves it.) 14.Be a gentleman (hold the door for her, pick up the tab...don't be the guy who treats his girl like shit cuz he thinks he's too gnarly...grow some balls, you asshole!) 15. Don't be a player...It's gay...and i wouldn't and don't do it and girls don't like it... Girls-Repost this if you think it's sweet. Guys-Repost it if you would do any of it. ...by opening

Way To Many Little Girls On Here That Are Too Imeture
well another deployment and yes its iraq. i leave tommrow, and well as even i for the 4th trip am going back i still am a lil scared as we all are the night b4 we ship out. I will hopefull have my net and b posting pix and news about the war and myself wile im there so u can keep up. If any of u want me to write u wile im over there then contact me and reply and ill do so . Hope i find u all well when i return. If i dont make it then thank u for the fun and the great friends. when u direct something at one persion and another persion who is not even in the picture deleates u from there account and wont tellu why and wont let u say ur sorry but its not at them , dont u think thats really stupid ??? i know i do , what an immeture thing to do w/o even asking to find out. This has to do with a certain 15 yo i found on here who is tellin ppl she is 21 and when i found her on myspace w/o asking her for her name there , her profile said she was 15 what a small world, so to all those ppl on he

The Way Things Are Sometime!
YOU MAY WRITE ME DOWN IN HISTORY,WITH YOUR BITTER TWISTED LIES,YOU MAY TROD ME IN THE VERY DIRT. BUTSTILL LIKE DUST I'LL RISE. DOES MY SASSINESS UP SET YOU? WHY ARE YOU BESET WITH GLOOM? IS IT BECAUSE I WALK LIKE I HAVE OIL WELLS PUMPING IN MY LIVING ROOM JUST LIKE MOONS AND LIKE SUNS, WITH THE CERTAINTY OF TIDES, JUST LIKE HOPES FLYING HIGH, STILL I RISE DID YOU WANT TO SEE ME BROKEN?BOWED HEAD AND LOWERED EYES! SHOULDERS FALLING DOWN LIKE TEAR DROPS WEAKENED BY MY SOULFUL CRIES DOES MY HAUGHTINESS OFFEND YOU ? DON'T TAKE IT AWLFUL HARD, I LAUGH LIKE I HAVE GOLD MINES DIGGING IN MY OWN BACK YARD. YOU MAY SHOOT ME WITH YOUR WORDS, YOU MAY CUT ME WITH YOUR EYES,YOU MAY KILL ME WITH YOUR HATEFULNESS BUT STILL, LIKE AIR I'LL RISE . DOES MY SEXIENESS UPSET YOU? DOES IT COME AS A SUPRISE THAT I DANCE LIKE I HAVE DIAMONDS AT THE MEETING OF MY THIGHS? OUT OF THE HUTS OF HISTORY'S SHAME. I RISE., UP FROM A PAST THATS ROOTED IN PAIN, I RISE,

The Way Things Go
Hello readers it's a cold day in april the wind blowing and the tree's are swaying.I went to the window as a branch from the tree fell to the ground.I was about to rub my eye and the sun came out and i said is this the way things go.

The Way The Crookie Cumbles
just wanted to tell all my new friends that i will get to you as soon as i can i do not have a comp anymore and only have a couple min here and there on friends and families comps to catch up if i have missed you and i know there are a lot that i have and i will do my best to get to you asap! laterz luvs

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The Way The Berry Tree System Works
Hey how are you well my name is Gaylon and this is a home business called berry tree and the great thing about it is its a team effort so you cant lose no matter what everyone helps everyone how it works is you would pay a monthly fee and its very small and that covers your advertising, auto ship of the product an a web site overhead, And the product is o2 corral that mainly works in helping supply the best oxygen to your body. How it works is the month after you get signed up you get 2 credits and then everyday after that you get half a credit but this is how it goes once you get 10 credits which isnt hard to do and you get 10 referals you level and thats called a tier. There are 3 levels silver,bronze and gold for every referal you make 27 dollars so once you get 10 credits that happens fast and once you get 10 referals you level to silver which is 144 dollars a month then you opt to level again you will be a bronze then you level again 10 credits 10 referals you get the point how it

The Way Things Are
I Will Love You Forever I love you so deeply, I love you so much, I love the sound of your voice And the way that we touch. I love your warm smile And your kind, thoughtful way, The joy that you bring To my life every day. I love you today As I have from the start, And I'll love you forever With all of my heart. MISTAKES, ARE LESSONS WE LIVE AND LEARN BY EVERYDAY THE OTHER NIGHT I MADE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE AND I ALMOST LOST THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN MY LIFE BC I WAS BEING SELFISH AND NOT THINKING ABOUT HOW HE WOULD OF FELT... AND I ALMOST LOST THE ONE PERSON WHO COMPLETES ME AND MAKES ME WHOLE. THE ONE PERSON WHO TOLD ME ITS OK TO LOVE AND LOVE WITHOUT PAIN....HE IS ALWAYS THERE FOR ME AND HE ISNT JUST MY LOVER BUT HE IS MY BEST FRIEND AND HE HAS NEVER MADE ME SECOND GUESS HIM IVE NEVER HAD A REASON TO....AND NOW SINCE I FUCKED UP AND MADE THIS MISTAKE THINGS BETWEEN US HAVE BEEN SO AWARD AND DIFFERENT.....BC UNLIKE MOST FEMALES WHO WOULD O

Way To Darn Funny!!
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A Way To Really Support The Troops
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The Way To Treat Woman
A woman likes to feel loved , like she is your world(she needs that) like you miss her when you are away, she likes it when you tell her you miss her, that you cant wait to see her again..... show her off to your friends (don't keep her hidden) be proud to be with her She don't like head games , don't tell her you are going to do something , only to turn around and not do it . Be true and honest to her.... Treat her with LOVE and RESPECT.... like she matters in your world Treat her the way you would want her to treat You!

Way To Go America...you Screwed Up!!!!!
...SO TRUE...HERES WHO YOU VOTED FOR......OBAMA Way to go America, you voted a communist into office. Are you proud of yourselves? You voted in a rookie, a FIRST TERM senator with zero military experience, the experience that is needed to be able to truly lead this nation at such a critical time. You voted in someone who wants to steal from the rich and give to the poor, someone who thinks small business owners should "Spread the wealth", thus putting an end to the American dream. No more "Mom 'n Pop" restaurants, they wont be able to afford to keep their doors open once Obama rapes their wallets. You voted in someone who wants to disarm our nuclear defense system, a system that WORKS and can defend our country should the war make its way to our shores. Someone who wants to invade Iran, which is a fantastic idea after disarming America. Leave us as sitting ducks, great! You voted in someone who associates with KNOWN

The Way Things Are
Today I awaken to a rough start. I realize that everything I once had vanished before my eyes for once again letting my gaurd down and putting trust in people. I have alway been fast to offer help when people need it most. Mainly because I always had the chance to help others because I was doing good financially and mentally. Lately I have lost my pride and people have given up and walked away. The way things are have pushed me into a deep depression I have lashed out it anger and rage. I have been through alot over the years but it makes me who I am. Now since people like to run mouths without knowing me or who I am or without having a clue what I went through I will make it very easy on all of you. Want to talk shit behind my back? Well good heres a fast rundown on me to help you out. I didnt have much of a childhood. I was always abused by my father when he was around. I was always pushed aside while my oldest sister got everything she wanted. At the age of 8 I found out why whe

The Way To Start A New Life
Well, I'm sorry for the things that I told youBut words only go so farAnd if I had my wayI would reach into heavenAnd I'd pull down a star for a presentAnd I'd make you a chain out of diamondsAnd pearls from a summer seaBut all I can give you is a kiss in the morningAnd a sweet apologyWell, I know that it hasn't been easyAnd I haven't always been aroundTo say the right wordsOr to hold you in the mornin'Or to help you when you're downI know I never showed you much of a good timeBut baby things are gonna changeI'm gonna make up for all of the hurt I broughtI'm gonna love away all your painAnd tomorrow's gonna be a brighter dayThere's gonna be some changesTomorrow's gonna be a brighter dayThis time you can believe meNo more cryin' in your lonely roomAnd no more empty nights'Cause tomorrow mornin' everything will turn out rightWell, there's something that I've got to tell youYes I've got something on my mindBut words come hardWhen your lying in my armsAnd when I'm looking deep into your ey

The Way U Make Me Feel!!!!!!!!!!
Just thinkin of you puts a smile on my face,and when I see you I feel all warm inside.As you approach me and wrap your arms around me with your warm embrace,it sends chills up & down my spine.We walk into my room & you close the door behind us.You start to kiss my lips & my neck as you slowly take off my nightgown.Your warm hands carressin my body rubbin up my back as you gently lay me down onto the bed.Gently carressin my breasts as you lick on my nipple.You place your mouth on them & begin to suck them as you're rubbin up my inner thigh.You rub two fingers between my wet ass pussy & suck my juices off your fingers.Now you start kissin my stomache you work your way down to my spot.you get between my legs & wrap your arms around my thighs as you begin to lick my pussy.Your tongue hits my clit & it's a feelin out of this world.You begin to suck on my clit as you have two fingers goin in & out of me.At a slow pace makin sure i'm enjoyin every bit of it.You continue to do so until you see

The Way We Met
THIS WAS WRITTEN(BY ME) FOR VALENTINES DAY 2001 AND SUBMITTED TO A LOCAL RADIO STATION. IT WAS CHOSEN TO BE READ ON AIR! After having my heart literally ripped to shreds in October of 1994, I thought I would never love again. Two years later, while talking on my citizen band radio, an unfamiliar voice came across the airwaves like an angel on a mission. Little did I know that I had unexpectantly found the woman that could mend my broken heart. We talked on the C.B. for maybe thirty minutes, as I watched the meter on the radio to try and find her(she didn't think I would!). When I drove into her driveway, our eyes locked on each other and it felt like we had known each other for years. That feeling was quickly strengthened as soon as we sat down and talked for what seemed like hours. I could not believe how easy it was to open up to her, since we had only met that night. After only one month of dating, our feelings beign enormously strong for each other, we decided to get

Way Women Should Be Treated
god created man then took a bone from man to create women but he didnt take that bone from mans foot so she wouldnt be walking all over he didnt take it from mans hand so women shouldnt be beatin he didnt take it from man head so women shouldnt be mind controled but he took it from man rib witch is on the side and under the arm where the women should be by and protected under

The Way We Are..
I've came to realize that in this world today ppl have lost sight of the things that should matter most in life.. and what I mean by that is ppl are more concerned about appearance and outter beauty than to realize that what really counts is who you are on the inside.. honestly if you think about it back in the day the reason ppl were happier is becuz they didn't put that much effort into making sure they were wearing the latest fashions or making sure that their asses were hanging out so they could attract the opposite sex.. ppl actually had a personality .. now ppl date based on a sexual attraction rather than a real whole hearted attraction to the person underneath all that clothing... and yes i know that you do have to be attracted to a person.. but that shouldn't be all that you base it on.. and ppl lose that person they really are to try to impress other ppl.. it's sad really .. cuz this is why we have more and more divorce every year.. girls need to forget about trying to impres

Wayward Poet
Fly AWAY! Far AWAY! You only survive so many times until. You fly away, far away. You trip and hit the ground. Took a wrong turn at a cloud. NOW NO ONE is AROUND. Silent sighs and naked noise. A room full of arrogant boys; The life you lead is not your own. You're the life-size model of a half-size clone. 030499kmp The wind is my lover; he comes to me at night. Soothing, caressing with fingers so light. His arms they are binding, Down paths ever-winding, The wind is my lover; he comes to me at night. The stars are my fantasies; pictures with no words. Softly inviting, promises made never heard. Their dance is intriguing, Down paths of flesh-needing, The stars are my fantasies, pictures with no words. The moon is my father; such lessons I've learned. Idiot child, with his white fire, me he did burn. His words singsong rhyme,

The Way You Do The Things
Ok, the question is, ANYONE into the online thing with webcam/chats, etc? I'm wide open and always open minded, but I know that IM stuff isn't typically posted online. Drop me a line. I'm normally up late at night (friendly clean chats, or anything open minded), either way. danny I had some amazingly random things to say earlier, but then drew a blank, so I thought I"d post naked pictures on here :) Ok, did that catch your eye? I hope so. Because it caught mine (and more than that)(GRIN) hope everyone is having a damn fine night. I am. hugs & twinkies to ya. Unless you're a guy. Then no hugs, and STAY away from my twinkie :) danny

The Way You Grew Up
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no child proof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants &children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank Kool-aid made with sugar, but we weren't overweight be

Wazz Up?
So I'm in school for the week.......weekends here and I decide to check in with all my LC homies and BOOM! Now I have blogs. I love this site! Just sayin hey to all of my LC friends! Hope you had a good week! Lodee

Wazzup
wazzup guys the name is Chris and i just wanted to say thanks for adding me i really appreciate it ive anyway if any of ya all wanna know a little more bout me feel free to send a holler my way anytime and i will do my damnedest to get back with you later

Wazz Up
i am 6 foot 8 inches tall. i live on a beautiful beach in florida. i like to go to the beach and swim as well as tan. i like riding bikes, playing football,baseball,and go camping,hiking and fishing. My jobs are driving a trackhoe for a big demolition company and i am a forman at a block masonery company.

Wazzuup
scarlettan...: Wow, you don't know me at all. I stabbed my moms ex through the chest with his own damn knife for beating her when I was 14, I threw my own dad threw a solid wooden door for hitting me so what makes you think I wouldn't fuck up some random hooker for hurting the most important things in my life?

10w3d
Sometimes people have choices to make, and it's not always easy, sometimes it's between life and death. This pain I feel is indescribable. A part of me will always be gone. There is no grief worse... knowing that you have intentionally killed your own. I'll have to live with it the rest of my life. And forever I will pay. Every night when I try to sleep I can't help but start to weep Every time I close my eyes All I hear are your cries I've done some things that go unforgiven To insanity I'm almost driven To have you here is all I desire The rage inside me burns like fire To my unborn child I write I hope one day we will reunite For my unborn child I yearn And for now the fire brightly burns

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Wd-40 ... Well Who Knew?
WD-40 Well, who knew...? I had a neighbor who had bought a new pickup. I got up very early one Sunday morning and saw that someone had spray painted red all around the sides of this beige truck (for some unknown reason). I went over, woke him up, and told him the bad news. He was very upset and was trying to figure out what to do - probably nothing until Monday morning, since nothing was open. Another neighbor came out and told him to get his WD-40 and clean it off. It removed the unwanted paint beautifully and did not harm his paint job that was on the truck. I'm impressed! WD-40 (Water Displacement #40) The product began from a search for a rust preventative solvent and degreaser to protect missile parts. WD-40 was created in 1953 by three technicians at the San Diego Rocket Chemical Company. Its name comes from the project that was to find a "water displacement" compound. They were successful with the fortieth formulation, thus WD-40. The Corvair Company bough

W/e
Is Dec 8th/2009. Is Tuesday. Is post to snow. IS the day I get to stand up to a monster and punish him for all the days he had me scared,made me think less of myself,made me think I was a horrible mother and a worthless human being altogther,for abusing me both mentally and physically.ALso for stealing my car. Is a day I have been excited for but yet dreaded for the past year an a half. Is the begining of (well hopfully) non restless sleeps. Is the first day of the rest of my life. I thank all the ones that for the past year(or well over...like Robyn) that has been my sholder,my rock and inspiration to not fold under pressure thru out this whole ordeal. I feel like I will be breaking my oldest heart..because no matter what has happend between his father and I(he was never much of a anything to my youngest son) he has always looked up to him and I know will miss him greatly. I just pray he will grow to understand. I feel like throwing up just writing this out. whatever.

Weakness
Some people really had it right when they said u must portray yourself to demand respect, if you ever want any. Some of you today may be seen by an enemy, walking down the street, holding your gilfriends hand, doing whatever, and your fiend is collecting info on you, who your close to, where you go, your weaknesses. Will you be the one to look over your shoulder and see the forest for the trees, will you look and see nothing or will you see and act accordingly. I guess we'll find out... when im red and your blue. its obvious u, silkyslim44, are scared of me or feel intimidated by me its vere immature and childish for u to report every background i set as nsfw if u dont like my page nobody is forcin u to look i think u like me er somthin nothin else would xplain why u are forcin urself to look at my page ...lol slimthroat but ur not my type slim-asophagus just give it up if u dont like me just go away i am better than u and i will win

We All Have Sketetons In Our Closets
What do you think? We all have reasons to hide from ppl. Either we think were ugly, fat, short, grey, even beautiful ppl hide. Maybe we were abused, raped, do drugs or drink to much. We hide behind things like trendy clothes, cool cars, fake pics......... I do not care about any of your skeletons...I am a true friend...i dont care what you look like, how much money you have or what you drive. If you looking for a "true friend" you have found one. I dont care if your black or white....goth or gay....married or single....as long as your good to me im here for you. Unconditionally!!! Muah xoxo

We All Can't Fly Around By Bubble!
I have had a very good day! My Boyfriend came and saw me and we had a very good day....I have missed him so much so it was great just to see him. All I have wanted since February was to see him and to hold him and today I did. (Yes, I had not seen my boyfriend since February) Now I can not wait till I can go out to see him in the next week or two! I am feeling kinda strange. I am tired as hell, but I do not want to go to bed yet I do not want to be awake either!! I am going crazy and that is all I can say about that. I miss my boyfriend like crazy and I just know I probably will not see him this weekend because of my stupid car! Kids, Don't ever let some dumb a$$ cut you off and then stop....the car gets its feelings hurt (not to mention your wallet when you have to shell out 2,500 dollars to get the thing fixed). Anywho, enough of my pity party....I am so digging this site it is a ton of fun and I can see why I was told that I would feel like an attention hoe! So I got my AA toda

We All Bleed The Same
When your heart gets hurt do you not cry. When you are praised do you not feel good inside. When you are down sometimes you want to be alone. When you are happy you want to be involved. When you are confused sometimes you feel dumb. When you are convinced no one can prove you wrong. It's amazing that you can have so many different feelings and have so many different moods. Knowing not everyone feels or acts the same way you do in those situations but they do feel or act that way sometime. The differences in people are like night and day. One is happy and sunny, the other miserable and dark. Everyone has their own thing, thats what makes us different. It doesn't matter what color, religion, ethnic background, sex, or anything we all bleed red and have feelings

We All Need Love
I LOST MY WIFE A FEW YEARS BACK SHE WAS ONLY 27 YEARS OLD. SHE WAS HOOK ON PAIN PILLS AND WANTED NOTHING MORE THAN TO GET OFF OF THEM. SHE WENT TO A METHADONE CLINIC TO GET OFF OF THEM, THE FIRST TREATMENT WAS NOT SO GOOD I HAD TO PACK HER OUT OF THE PLACE ON MY BACK AND WHEN i GOT HER HOME ALL SHE WANTED TO DO WAS SLEEP. THAT NIGHT WHEN SHE GOT UP I TOLD HER I DID NOT WANT HER TO GO BACK TO THE CLINIC BUT SHE DID. SHE GOT HER FRIEND TO GIVE HER A RIDE AFTER THEY DROP THE KIDS OFF AT SCHOOL. WHEN SHE GOT BACK HOME SHE WANTEDD TO GO BACK TO BED SO i GOT HER INTO THE BED GAVE HER A KISS AND TOLD HER I LOVED HER. 2 HOURS LATER i WENT TO WAKE HER TO GO WITH ME TO GET THE KIDS FROM SCHOOL THATS WHEN i FOUND HER DEAD I DID CPR FOR WHAT SEEMED FOR EVER BEFOR THE EMT's CAME. NOW I AM LEFT TO BRING UP A SON BY MYSELF. I JUST STARTED DATEING AGAIN AND IT'S KIND OF HARD TO LET GO OF THE PAST MY SON NEEDS A WOMEN IN HIS LIFE AND SO DO I EVERY TIME WE GET CLOSE TO ONE THEY ALREADY HAVE A MAN THAT

We All Can Make A Difference
The Starfish While walking along a beach, a man saw in the distance what looked like a boy dancing. He was encouraged by the outward expression of someone dancing to the new day on the beach, and he approached the young man. As he got closer, he realized that the young man was actually running, leaning down, picking something up and then gently throwing it far into the ocean. As he came closer, he saw thousands of starfish the tide had thrown onto the beach. Unable to return to the ocean during low tide, the starfish were dying. He observed the young man picking up the starfish one by one and throwing them back. After watching the seemingly futile effort, the observer said to the young man, "There must be thousands of starfish on this beach. It would be impossible for you to get to all of them. There are simply too many. You can't possibly save enough to make a difference." The young man smiled as he continued to pick up another starfish and toss it back into the ocean.

We All Matter
In the end, we all matter. In the end, we all share one common thread a gift that God gives us in our beginning ...Feelings. Some of us as is everything else in life; are better in our usages of our feelings than others are. It could also be said that some people simply refuse to share their feelings, or are simply unaware on how to do such a thing. The power of such a small word, a seven-letter word. Its strength can both build a community and destroy a nation. I remember reading a BLOG that said JUST LEAVE,the blogs subject matter was written in response to a prior blog by a different fubar author with the topic" I am leaving fubar". Ok now you want the honest CJ so I will give it to you honestly. I was laughing. I had not yet read the person that was leaving; I was reading the one that was sick of reading the whys ... I remember laughing at the blog, the angry blogger and the people involved in the drama. I had no friends and not a care in the world on fubar. I was free to do as

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I was handicap when I was born all the way Intel I was 10 years old I basted my ass trying to walk and talk just like normal people do I had no childhood I could not play with other kids because I was different and my mom and I started working out it was like a Mather and son thing to do together when I was 15 I start working with my father in his construction co I loved being with my dad and my big brother I trained my body all my life to walk and talk like normal people do cause I did not want to be different but so now I’m 25 years old and I own dad’s construction co and I own a gym I can do everything that normal people and more but I realized something there is NO normal people we all have something wrong with us but mine was just a little bigger then your’s so it mean’s that no matter how hard it is how sad you feel you can change it is all up to you its going to be hard and long but if you have so much disciplined in you nothing is to hard for you so keep at it and one day you w

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Ok, so I am finally back wiwth the man I love, Mikie, and I totally lost his trust b/c I didnt tell the truth when I had the chance. Why is it some of us ignore the chance to say something and instead keep it in untill we cant any longer? Mabey its just me. Who knows. But Im slowly gaining his trust back and in the long run I have learned to always tell the truth up front while you have the echance rather keeping it buried inside of you. -Amber

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"We all want to fall in love. Why? Because that experience makes us feel completely alive. Where every sense is heightened, Every emotion is magnified, Our everyday reality is shattered And we are flying into the heavens. It may only last a moment, and hour, an afternoon. But that doesn't diminish its value. Because we are left with memories that we treasure for the rest of our lives."

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they dedicate lil sections for there lady on their page ..i find it so endearing. How come you have enough time to go out and make other girls fall in love with you, but you don't have enough time to pay attention to the girl who already is. You really know you love someone when all you want is for them to be happy, even if that means that you are not a part of it. Love hurts when you break up with someone. It hurts even more when someone breaks up with you. But love hurts the most when the person you love has no idea what so ever. The worst way to miss someone is when they are right beside you and yet you know you can never have them. I love him but I cannot show it, want him but he cannot know it, need him but I know it'll never be, if only he needed me. I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi to me, or even smile, because I know even if just for a second, I crossed your mind. I wonder, what I could Do or say to make him like me. I wonder, what o

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At a time were deversity is everywhere, and being who we are matters.Or does it? There are so many styles trends and clicks, that we forget sometimes, that it doesn't matter. Be beautiful first by loving yourself. I instil this to my children. My son 18, jeans, tshirt, computer game geek. Is what they call him. My daughter, 16, gothic, punk, dark, always in black, and wearing skulls on everything. She is the writer, poet. Both from the same woumb, yet there paths so diffrent. I feel that they should be proud of who they are. Cause mom sure is...

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Okay everyone, please repost this so we can get as much help as possible. We are in desperate need of Winter Clothes, especially for Children. If you have not read yet... I have started a charity closet and am running a MySpace page about it... you can find it at.. www.myspace.com/juggalocloset We are desperatly in need of winter clothes especially for the little ones in this world. If you would like to send us some for donations please get with me asap!! Thank You.. Teeny!

We Are New Here
We have to groups our first group is our Swingers Group and our secound group is our Adult Entertament group. Both groups or on yahoo groups. Buddha Brother Entertaments Adult Entertament Group lookin for adult modles, BUDDHA BROTHERS Entertament IS DEVELOPING A WEBSITE AND FILM DIVISION. WE ARE NOW EXCEPTING PICS AND INFO FROM THOSE WHO ARE INTERESTED IN JOINING THE MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR GAME CALLED THE ADULT ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY. WE HANDLE OUR BUSINESS AND CLIENTS THE RITE WAY. YOU WORK,YOU GET PAID ON THE SAME DAY, NO B.S. WITH THAT SAID,YOU MUST UNDERSTAND, IF YOU HAVE NOT EVER WORKED OR PERFORMED IN THE ADULT INDUSTRY YOU CANNOT EXPECT TO GET PAID ON THE SAME SCALE AS A PERSON WHO HAS A OFFICIAL CATALOG OF WORK AND EXPERINCE. WE HAVE THROWN SOME OF THE HOTTEST ADULT PAERTIES FROM N.Y.C to TX, AND OUR PARTIES WILL CONTINUE AND BECAUSE OF THE WEB AND FILM DIVISION WILL BECOME BIGGER AND MORE.... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/BuddhaBrotherEntertaments We have a new sit

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Throughout history, legends have been told of an earlier civilization. The legends speak of a Golden Age before history, when Gods walked the earth and ruled mankind. ...mankind found comfort in obedience, and an advanced technology produced "miracles". The Gods never left. We are Vampires

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http://www.infowars.com/articles/ps/flag_couple_terrorized_assaulted_arrested_for_upside_down_flag.htm Couple Terrorized, Assaulted and Arrested For Flying an Upside Down U.S. Flag Police officer recently returned from Iraq smashed into Kuhn's home, choked husband and then claimed they assaulted him Prison Planet | July 31, 2007 Alex Jones & Paul Joseph Watson A North Carolina couple who were terrorized by a police officer who had recently returned from Iraq are now fighting back, after sheriff's deputy Brian Scarborough broke into their house, assaulted them and then arrested the Kuhns for the crime of flying an upside down U.S. flag. Mark and Deborah Kuhn of Asheville, North Carolina made headlines last week when they were arrested for flying an upside down U.S. flag, a commonly recognized sign of distress, in their backyard, after police claimed they were violating a statute for "desecration of the flag". As is supported by the United States Flag Code as well as

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if ya have the time just watch it.and listen to the crowd laughing at the fundraiser at the 4 minute mark..then listen to sean penn who is a true patriot and loves his country.

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To every Guy... To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every gu

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If the Red shirt thing is new to you, read below... Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. No, he responded. Heading out I asked? No. I'm escorting a soldier home. Going to pick him up? No. He is with! me right now. He was killed in Iraq; I'm taking him home to his family. The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my family and I can do what we do.

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Do you remember the story of Icarus in Greek mythology? Daedalus was the great engineer who had designed the Labyrinth for King Minos of Crete to house the Minotaur. He was moved by the love of the Princess Ariadne for Theseus and gave her the secret of the Labyrinth so that Theseus could survive. Enraged, King Minos had Daedalus and his son Icarus imprisoned in a tower. In secret, Daedalus fashioned wings by attaching bird feathers to a frame with wax. They donned the wings and were able to escape the tower and start the long flight back to their homeland. Icarus soon reveled in the glory of his new wings and the power they gave him. Daedalus cried out to his son that the wings were built for a higher purpose than his self-satisfaction. Icarus ignored the teachings of his father and lost in his own ego; flew up to Apollo thinking his wings made him the equal of the Gods. He had forgotten that his wings had a purpose and that his ability to fly was a gift of the Gods. Apollo noticed Ic

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my wife and i are new to this site so sorry if we have pissed anyone off. and im shure others have been in the same boat as us...well we are here as a cpl not singels we do like to play but only if our other half is there. so all you single guys dont ask... we are open to almost anything but guy on guy ... and im shure there are alot of people on here that have been asked all the same things we get asked and to tell you the truth you should let us get to know you for a bit before you ask to jump in the sack with one of us.so if your interested in us then feel free to try to get to know us then we will see where it go's from there thank you

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To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured he

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EMPLOYEES & GUESTS 1. Please, NO DRAMA….. 2. No racism (of any kind) 3. No talking about illegal drugs or paraphernalia related to them. 4. No arguing or fighting of any kind in the lounge. (We can’t control what happens outside of the lounge, but just remember, there is an ignore button or block button.) 5. No sexually explicit graphic conversations or implications PLEASE. 6. DO NOT disrespect any lounge member or lounge staff. 7. NO spamming the room with junk GENERAL EMPLOYEE RULES 1. YOU MUST HAVE YAHOO MESSENGER INSTALLED, and YOU MUST HAVE MICROSOFT WORD and EXCEL INSTALLED. 2. PLEASE stay in the lounge during your scheduled shift. If for some reason you are unable to be in the lounge during part of your shift, please let the DJ on AIR know. 3. PLEASE MAKE ACTIVE EFFORT to greet EVERY guest, members or non-members that come into the lounge. We no longer have greeters positions due to EVERYONE is considered a greeter 4. Try to engage people in conversation, if

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love this thought I would pass it on Trust me it's paradise..This is where the hungry come to feed.. For mine is a generation that circles the globe in search of something we haven't tried before. So never refuse an invitation. Never resist the unfamiliar. Never fail to be polite and never outstay your welcome. Just keep your mind open and suck in the experience. And if it hurts? You know what? It's probably worth it. You hope and you dream, but you never believe that somethings going to happen for you, like it does in the movies and when it actually does, you expect it to feel different, more visceral, more real..I was waiting for it to hit me....-orbital

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we are now one now that my niece is married to her bf a.k.a now husband a.k.a my sisters girlfriends brother now we are family my sister would have loved to here may she now rest in peace we all love you diana your baby girl is now a women

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I love my Creator, and you say I don't believe in God. I honor all creation, and you say I worship animals. I talk to my Grandfathers and you say I commune with evil spirits. I feel Mother Earths heart beating and you keep building your churches on her. I respect the old ways-- and you say--"come join our modern society". To me everyday is Thanksgiving and you set your birthdays by our calendar. My life reflects my walk and my way; yours is based on conversion to a religion. I see the gathering of nations, and you stick to your denominations. You live this way with no respect for my beliefs-- and you say I am lost.

We Are Broken
To see you when I wake up Is a gift I didn't think could be real. To know that you feel the same as I do Is a three-fold, Utopian dream. You do something to me that I can't explain. So would I be out of line if I said "I miss you"? I see your picture. I smell your skin on The empty pillow next to mine. You have only been gone ten days, But already I'm wasting away. I know I'll see you again Whether far or soon. But I need you to know that I care, And I miss you. This is a bunch of lyrics that I strung together during my relationship with my first love. A few days before I had either seen or heard that he was making out with and had left bite marks on a girl that I was friends with. It was a fucked up situation…. July 12, 2004 You held my hand And you gave me that kiss Why did you have to go? Let's talk this over Was it something I did? Was it something you said? Don't leave me hanging Sit on my bed alone This is when I start to bite my nails And

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every once in awhile in life peoples hit potholes in their relationships and some people let that ruin something that may have been beautiful. Thats why i wish i was a bird! they find a mate and are with them for life, thick and thin it just dion't matter because they don't sweat the small stuff. I was lucky enough to find that in my life but now i am miles away because of something i did. people when you find that bird you hold on for dear life and don't worry about what the next person has because you have something they only wish for.

We Are Eleventh Hour
We are 11thr otherwise known as Eleventh Hour. We are a full service staffing agency that connects amazing people with amazing jobs. We at 11thr are trying to be different, to break out of the words staffing and recruiting... We want to change the face of recruiting and staffing forever. The two words recruiting and staffing always seem to come with negative connotations. WHY? Because most of the staffing agencies of the world offer; little value, treat their recruits (candidates) like a number in a database, charge their clients too much, don't offer enough flexibility for contractors or high end candidates and don't pay their candidates enough money. So our goal here is to... 1) Find better candidates for our clients who need talent. 2) Pay our candidates better rates and salaries than our competitors. 3) Charge our clients less and give them more "bang for their buck". 4) Offer different services to give better options to our clients. 5) Offe

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We Are All Like Computers. Accessing The World On Our Own Terms.Connecting In Ways That We See Fit, We Present And Share What Information We Deem Neccesary. No Matter How Much We Show, Or How Much We Share, We Always Harbor Secrets Well Hidden, Under Secret Names And Set In Secret Stores Within Ourselves. To Protect Ourselves We Put Up Walls To Prevent Just Anyone Gaining Access To What We Want To Keep Hidden, What We Hold Sacred, What Would Shut Us Down If Gained Access To By The Wrong Hands. Hackers Come And Using False Promises Or Sly Tricks, Attempt To Gain Entry beyond The Facade. Sometimes We Fall Prey To The Empty Promises Believing Words For Their Face Value, And Never Knowing The Reprecusions Until Its Too Late. Today Has Been A Weird Day. The Weather In NYC Has Changed More Times Than My Emotions And That Is Saying Something. There Is Lots On My Mind, And Had To Sit In The Park Off Of Baxter And Bayard To Collect My Thoughts. So Much On My Mind And Not Enough Time Or Pa

We Are Lookin For The Best On Fubar !!!!!!!!!!!!
Dirty Deeds Radio is hiring!! Are you looking for a fun place to hang out, meet great people, earn fubucks?? Then look no further! We are looking for ppl for the following positions: Not only would you be working for the best lounge on Fubar, but you get rewarded for doing your job too!! You could earn fubucks, fu-gifts, even cash gifts! So come on over and check us out at Dirty Deeds Radio! If interested contact our General Manager: ~♥Ðani♥~♫DJ SMURFETTE♫~GM @ DiRtY DeEdS RaDiO~

We Are All Doomed
We are all Doomed!! Most of human kind is so preoccupied with killing each other to even notice! The day will come and soon I might add, when the seas and rivers will run red with blood, and the skies will split open and spill forth fire and brimstone, and the dead will raise to bury the living. Demons of hell will rip there way into our really to enslave those that are left, and there will not a damn thing we can do to stop it. The few of use who see the road our race is walking, and have tired to warn you, will be there will just one thing left to say before it all ends......"See I told you so!!!!"

Wearing A Mask
i find it a lil humorous that people online find it necessary to make up stories about themselves to impress others into liking them or wanting them i mean seriously what is the point in doing that when theres a 0 possibility of even meeting the person that you are corresponding with im flat out honest on who i am and what i do im not going to lie about that i seriously have no reason to im 26 soon to be 27 live with family which i didnt have a choice in the matter due to certain things and i dont have a job but i am always looking geezus that was so effin hard for me to tell the truth.................NOT i have no problem in speaking the truth to anyone about anything so why hide behind a mask of who you really are for in the end the only person your going to be hurting is you because when if your not upfront and honest and true about yourself you will lose a lot of friends and miss out on a lot of things and eventually no one will ever tru

We Are Looking For Staff
CLICK ON THE PIC TO JOIN US @ Wicked Radio Tunes What kind of juggalo are you? (pics)100 percent TRUE JUGGALO!!Regardless of the when, where, and how you became down, You're a real ass juggalo!U rep the hatchet and everything it stands for. You know that it isn't just music, or a phase. It's a way of life and you run with the hatchet for life! Much Clown Love, homie. You're the shit!Other Quizzes OK PEOPLE!! Currently We Are Looking To Expand The Radio! Do You Wanna Be The Next Big Thing?! We Are Looking To Hire And Train Up New DJS @ WI

We Are Looking For A Bi Female Ages 19-32!
Oddly enough my wife April is Bi and we are actually looking for Bi females ages 19-32 for a threesome(No couples please) so if there are any ladies out there in Tennessee that would be interested then hit me up and i will give my phone number upon request!

We Are Not Super Human
Some people think we are super human, what little do they know We are not any different, we just do not let it show They do not see the tears when a baby has been abused They do not see the anger when an abundance of drugs have been used They do not see the disgust when a bottle of booze has cost A teen his legs, a girl her pretty face or a life has been lost They do not see the fear when a loved one has passed away They do not understand that we deal with this everyday They do not see the sorrow when we face a broken bone They do not see the caring hearts when a nursing home patient wants to go home They do not see the worries when a call comes in that is bad They do not see the abuse we take and the things that make us mad They do not see the happiness we feel as a patient gives us a hug The thanks we get for what we have done to help the ones they love They do not see the laughter that keeps us going between the calls They do not see the

Wear Red
Will you give this to my Daddy? As a Company, Southwest Airlines is going to support 'Red Fridays.' Last week I was in , attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camos. As they began heading to their gate, everyone (well alm ost everyone)was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for, it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red-blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsung heroes who are putting their lives on the line everyday for us so we can go to school, work and home without fear or re

We Are One....inauguration Blogs
Now that I have had time to truly digest all that occurred while I was in DC, I can write about it. First and foremost, I intended to blog about my time in DC but I was always rushing around or so dead exhausted I really didn't have time to do much of anything other than live the experience. I was also never really patient enough to figure out how my free internet in my room worked so I just gave up quickly. I had an absolute blast in DC. It was one of the most life changing experiences of my life. I was there with one of my best friends in the world and we truly had the time of our lives. I am going to divide up the whole experience in to different blogs because there is just too much shit to put all in one. Now let me note first off that I had some amazingly strong drinks when I went out to eat the night before the inauguration so that just adds to the craziness of this day. I got up at 430 to get all my layers on that I knew that I was going to have to wear in order to stay so

We Are Phucked
My daughter was supposed to go to a choir concert yesterday for her school. It was from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. She would only sing once and have to stay for the entire thing. She is a straight A student so,when she asked if she could get out of it I said yes. She stayed the night at a friends house last night and apparently went shopping this morning. I get a phone call... Her...Omg,Mr ChoirTeacher is here! What am I going to do?!? Me...Ummm,go through the check out? Her..No,no,no!!! I was supposed to be at the concert! Me...It's ok,I will take care of it tomorrow. Her...Ok...click I walk downstairs and my cell is going off...Text from her... 1st text...Omg! We are so phucked!! 2nd test...Nevermind,he left. She will be baking cookies at her friends house lol

Wearing Thin
And gives us wings, where we had sholders smooth as ravens claws" -jdm- My grandmother died last night while I was on my way up to Denver. The funeral is on friday. But I don't know how I will spin that one at work. I came home early today cos I felt sick. But I wasn't about to tell my boss that I really don't think its the flu, I think its that I'm so terribly worried about you. And that I'm stressed out about my Grandma dieing. That in a few months it will be the aniversary of my friends suicide. I'm so sick of death. And of people talking about it. Sick of friends that call me up in the middle of the night telling me that they are going to kill themselvs. Sick to death that the people I love don't want to live anymore. Sick that the person my friend is in love with just OD'd on heroine and is lucky to have his life. Tired of staying up for years and years holding someones head up. Stoping you from jumpin. Being responsible. Being the adult. Being the mother figure. I just can't ha

We Are Getting Older
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys’ side of the story. (I must admit, it’s pretty good.) We always hear “the rules ” From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered “1 ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE not mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only If yo

We Are The World...we Are The Children Foundation...
IN THE NEAR FUTURE THAT IS GOING TO BE THE FOUNDATION THAT WILL HELP CHILDREN ALL OVER THE WORLD....I WILL DO ANYTHNG IN MY POWER TO HELP DECREASE HUNGER,,,THE HOMELESS,,,THE POOR....BECAUSE WITHOUT THE CHILDREN WHAT FUTURE WOULD WE HAVE...BELIEVE IT..

We Are Not Building An Empire.
Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return. - Sec of State Colin Powell

We Are Awesome
WE ARE AWESOME!!!! OUR Lives are LIVING PROOF!!! To those of us born 1925-1970 At the end of this is a quote by Jay Leno. If you don't read anything else please read what he said. ~~ TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 1930's, 1940's, 1950's, 1960's, and 1970's!! First, we survived being born to morthers who may have smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then, after the trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, locks on doors, or cabinets, and, when we rode our bies, we had baseball caps, not helmets, on our heads. As infants and children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, no booster seats, no seat belts, no air bags, bald tires, and sometimes no brakes... Riding in the back of a pick-up truck on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water freom th

We As Americans
When One Soldier Is Left Behind~~~~We As Americans Have Lost. Never Forget The POW~MIA I was fishing today with my cousin wasn't getting any walleye hits but the most amazing thing happened to me. I looked up and a Adult Bald Eagle was flying around above us. I was watching it, with its powerful wing strokes, and wondered how it effortlessly stayed aloft. As it made a turn and came lower, I thought to self my animal guide has graced me with its presents. It neared even closer, closer, closer I became excited. It landed in a tree top that was maybe 20 - 30 ft straight over my head. I am awed at its beauty. It looked down at me, I know now for sure no doubts that my animal spirit guide is watching over me.

Weather Gurl
You Are Lightning Beautiful yet dangerous People will stop and watch you when you appear Even though you're capable of random violence You are best known for: your power Your dominant state: performing What Type of Weather Are You?

Weather
Winter time really does suck. We got about 3 to 4 inches of snow this past weekend and well this snow isn't going away. The roads are an icy mess and people are dumb and don't slow down. I hate winter time in Alaska and unfortunately it will be here until April which really sucks. It is snowing outside. I am so not ready for snow but I guess winter is here. :(

Weather Man
Okay, let me just start with, I think I would like to drop kick last nights weather man.. He said and I quote, tomorrow may have a slight cold front moving over!!! Well now, that's a bunch of CRAPPPPPPPPP!!!! I awoke to cold house (as I haven't shut down a/c yet). Opened the door to let kitty outside and froze my ass off. 36 degrees is not, I repeat not a slight cold front!!!! Soooo I decided a nice cup o joe would be tasty and take the chill off only to find I have like a total of 3 coffee grounds left!!!Arrrgghhhhh *stomps feet* Me, being in winter denial, am dressed in shorts and a sweatshirt (clothes of choice for a tater) I get in my car and freeze my butt to the seat :D!!!! Drive up to the store, dash in for coffee, and jump back in car. I get home and wouldn't you know, by the time I shut off my car in my driveway, my car has offically warmed up!! WTH??? Slight cold front my ass!!! LOL

Weather
quietly n then screaaaaaaaaaaams in frustration ahhhhhh that feels lots better now!! Real as in a picture yet it cant b seen,more beautiful than nething,as vivid as a dream,precious as rare jewels,a bond between two hearts, a symphony of feelings,when time spent apart,sharing common interests working thru all fears,looking@yourself as 2 were in a mirror,finding common ground on issues not agreed,givin in2 arguments and tending all ur needs,bein there 4 always is all i want 2 do,holding you foever,becos our love is true I saw you in a dream,so real yet not,do i dare touch,fearing to be caught,will u disappear?can i read wot ur thinkin?your thawts your deeds your thinkin?can i touch you,can i feel you?or will you disappear?do you feel me,do you see me?or will you disappear?can u feel my tears,can u hear me calling?can you feel my touch?or will u disappear?fade into a dream as shadows on a wall,whispers in the night 2 aafraid 2 call,can you hear me tell you ill love you all my life,or w

Weather In Northen Sweden
Ok it is starting to get warmere up here. Today there is an lot of snow and only -7 degrees today, so sommer is on the way... :P Nah i think the tempature is on the way down before january is gone.. Yesterday it was raning all day long, and i was sure that the snow was gone when i got up yhis moning. When i went to work 13 hours ago it was + 1 degrees and when i got off work 8 hours later it was - 12 degrees and now it is - 15 dregrees.. i can remember cristmas was the first one i had i 5 years with snow, and it was "warm" only - 3 degrees...

Weather Blues
so what the fuck? i have the worst luck this week with weather. i leave utah to go home for the weekend last thursday and we get a huge hail storm and tornadoes that touch down maybe 2 miles from my house. i watched golf ball to lime size hail bounce off my roof (pics to come). this was all on friday. the rest of the weekend was hit or miss with rain and sun. but for the most part there was only 1 day, sunday, of nice weather. it was nice to get some work done in the yard back home though. :) then i attempt to fly back to utah yesterday, tuesday, and my flight gets canceled due to lightning and tornado watches in dfw area. so tonight i finally make it back to utah, and what do you know, its fucking snowing. and the weather man just said that it will be in the morning. showers friday and into saturday. can i please have some spring weather? i'm so fucking sick of rain and snow. [/rant] EDIT: pics of all the hail.

Weather
OKAY HERE WE GO. I HAVE A MAN TRYING TO GET ME TO CALL HIM. HE SAYS HE NEEDS MY PHONE NUMBER TO "COMMUNICATION" LET'S GET ONE THING CLEAR.. I DO NOT CALL SOMEONE THAT I DO NOT KNOW..NOT ONE FEMALE, UNLESS SHE IS A WHORE AND A SLUT.. WOULD ALLOW A STRANGE MAN TO CALL HER. NOW WOULD SHE HAND OUT HER PHONE NUMBER... THE MAN THAT IS TRYING TO GET ME TO CALL HIM.. I KEEP TELLING HIM I CANT.. AND HE IS DEMANDING ME TO EXPLAIN WHY.. HMMMMMMM HELLO.. I DON'T NEED A FREAKIN' REASON. SO.. IF YOU WANT ME TO CALL YOU.. ANYONE AND EVERYONE.. GET TO FUCKING KNOW ME FIRST.. IF YOU WANT A WHORE AND A SLUT.. TRUST ME.. FUBAR IS OVERFLOWING WITH THEM.. GO TO THEM AND LEAVE ME ALONE. SAME AS MY MESSENGER IDS..GET TO KNOW ME FIRST.. IF NOT.. YOU'RE SHIT OUT OF LUCK!!!! HUGS AND FUCK OFFS CASSANDRA

Weather Blog
September 25, 2007 @ 9:00pm CST I am an avid weather freak, tonight I witnessed a bizarre lightning storm over northern Denton County (Texas). Clear dark sky, and numerous lightning flares. I have never seen lightning in clear skies, it was absolutely beautiful, crisp white, clear lightning against a deep dark blue backdrop, spreckled with gleaming greenish/blue stars. It was fantastic, however I wish I had a high speed camera..

Weather
Hi All In case you looking for me 10-18 I have a weather probem hear NWS-SPC said we going to get a bad storm i be on if i can ( when it safe to do so most time i am on but this is mod rist of bad weather can include but not limited too 1) lighting 2) wind of 80 mph 3) torndo 4) power failers i be on as mush as i can untell it get realy bad.

Weathered
I lie awake on a long, dark night I can't seem to tame my mind Slings and arrows are killing me inside Maybe I can't accent the life that's mine No I can't accept the life that's mine Simple living is my desperate cry Been trading love with indifference yeah it suits me just fine I try to hold on but I'm calloused to the bone Maybe that's why I feel alone Maybe that's why I feel so alone Me...I'm rusted and weathered Barely holding together I'm covered with skin that peels and it just won't heal The sun shines and I can't avoid the light I think I'm holding on to life too tight Ashes to ashes and dust to dust Sometimes I feel like giving up Sometimes I feel like giving up Me...I'm rusted and weathered Barely holding together I'm covered with skin that peels and it just won't heal The day reminds me of you The night hides your truth The earth is a voice Speaking to you Take all this pride And leave it behind Because one day it ends One day we die

Weather
I was awaken this morning by a huge crash, not knowing what it was at the time I took a few minutes before I checked on the sound. I look out my window and 1/2 of a tree was on my shed then 20 min later another section of the tree came down but this time on my home. Kinda freaky just needed to let it out, Thanks for stopping.

Weather
i wish the weather make up its mind if it going to be cold or warm because my ass is getting cold here and i wish it rain we need it bad our lake is drying out so plzz if u can pray for rain for us we need it bad very bad.

Weather
hahaha - doorbell ringing every half hour or so with guys wanting $ to shovel driveso I answer the door drunk in robe with beer in hand, "I'm broke...and do I look like I'm going anywhere?" "By the way - would you want to run up & get me a bottle of vodka while you're out?" The snow here is brutal! My brother, Jonny is laying in the snow making a snow angel (with his dog) and refuses to get up until Alexa makes a digital documentary. Quote: BadLori, "she won't give us the camera OR come out to take pictures" Jonny, "She better cuz I ain't coming in til she does...I'll die out here." BadLori, "There's gonna be a showdown." Alexa & Gerard watch smiling out the window. Alexa with update, "he's NOT dead." ...approaching footsteps Jonny, "you got plastic? I'm camping outside today." BadLori, "yeah, but I need that to wrap bodies." ok - so we've been up all night and we're drunk as fuck - Jonny proceeds to set up camp in the back yard...

Weather
I Got this from one of my Aunts today . Now she only lives a bit more than 2 hours from me . .Contrary to public opinion...this is NOT sunny California...we do not surf...we do not live on the beach....and the sun does NOT shine 365 days a year and it does get colder than 35 degrees. No-- we have had wind, (up to 60 mph- gusts-- sustained at 35)..we have had rain...about 2.5 inches in the last 24 hours...(not a lot compared to Georgia)...we had had cold (cold to us) temps...about 38-40 and expected to get colder with the third storm coming in....we do have electricity tho...even tho 100,000 people haven't had it in at least 24 hours.....in Butte County... Our canvas and steel gazebo ended up on the roof of the family room...taking the wood stove chimney for a tipping party....(yes the gazebo was anchored down with cinder blocks..which we have discovered can be moved by wind gusts)....we had a 60 foot cypress tree in our patio..uprooted...at lest 3 sections of the fence are gone...and

Weather
Just wanted to let all of you know that im still alive and kickin not real high but im kickin anyway. WE had a majot ICE STORM on Monday and I have been without power since 11pm monday night thank goodness for generators and good family.The kids and I are making it. Called the Electric Co today and we might have out power back on by monday. I cant access the internet at home so thats why i havent been on i check my messeges at work till then. WEll im at work now so i gotta get busy. Feel free to leave me some love i will return it when i can xoxoxoxoxoxo love all of you. xoxoxoxoxoxoxo.

Weather
Thank you everyone for your prayers, they are well appreciated, I still don't have my phone, but many still have no power so I have nothing to complain about. TY to Mare for keeping everyone informed, will have a blog later on the trials and tribulations of Ike from an inside point of view. Doc 100 AM CDT FRI SEP 12 2008 ...LARGE CATEGORY TWO HURRICANE IKE MOVING WEST-NORTHWESTWARD TOWARD THE NORTHWESTERN GULF COAST... A HURRICANE WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM MORGAN CITY LOUISIANA TO BAFFIN BAY TEXAS. HURRICANE CONDITIONS ARE EXPECTED WITHIN THE WARNING AREA WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HOURS. PREPARATIONS TO PROTECT LIFE AND PROPERTY SHOULD BE RUSHED TO COMPLETION. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT SOUTH OF BAFFIN BAY TO PORT MANSFIELD TEXAS. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING IS ALSO IN EFFECT FROM EAST OF MORGAN CITY TO THE MISSISSIPPI-ALABAMA BORDER... INCLUDING THE CITY OF NEW ORLEANS AND LAKE PONTCHARTRAIN. FOR STORM INFORMATION SPECIFIC TO YOUR AREA...INCLUDING

Weather(news)
Fay Florida Future? Lead Meteorologist, The Weather Channel 8:10 p.m. ET 8/16/2008 For the moment, Fay is a somewhat disorganized tropical storm with sustained winds mostly offshore to 45 mph, moving west at about 14 mph between southeast Cuba and Jamaica. For now, the primary threat will be life threatening flash floods and mudslides spreading from southern Haiti across parts of eastern and southern Cuba and Jamaica overnight through Sunday. Isolated rainfall totals in excess of 10 inches are possible, particularly over mountainous terrain. The current forecast track will bring Fay toward southeast and central Cuba tonight and Sunday. Hurricane watches have been posted for parts of the central Cuban coast. Tropical storm watches are in effect for both Jamaica and Grand Cayman. Tropical storm warnings are in effect for the southwestern peninsula of Haiti, eastern Cuba, Cayman Brac and Little Cayman. Showers and squalls will impact particularly Jamaica and eastern Cuba thr

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