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Weekend!!;):dI hope ya'll had a great weekend. ;)
I sure did, it was so relaxing and nice to talk to a lot of my friends. I know it's been a while for some of you, but we all have lives outside of the internet too. :P I wish you all a great week ahead. :)
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Weekend!!!!!!WISHING EACH OF MY FRIENDS AND FANS A SAFE BUT WONDERFUL WEEKEND AND DONT DO ANYTHING I WOULDNT DO!!!!!!
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Weekly GigglesAdult: 4 Jokes! These jokes may or may not be adult jokes!
"Ham And Eggs"
Although he always ordered just ham and eggs
everyday, one customer at the diner always
studied the menu carefully each day before
ordering.
One day, his regular waitress decided to see
if he could be made to order anything else.
Before giving him the menu she marked out
the ham and eggs entry.
Once the customer had looked over the menu
for a few minutes, the waitress approached him
and asked, "Sir, did you notice that I scratched
something you like?"
Without looking up from the menu, he quickly
replied, "Well, then go wash your hands and
bring me some ham and eggs."
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The Weekend!I love the weekend. Going to a tattoo party tonight and Saturday I will be drinking and Sunday I will be sleeping. Ahhhh, the weekend!
Much love, Lynn
WeekendIm OUT of here...I want all of U 2 have a wonderful Day.. Dont 4get ME.......
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi Luv.com Hi all Im soooo happy I will b Leavin today @ 12:00 No computer NO phone Isnt that great I think it is I will b camping all weekend sooo excited well anyway SHUT the hell up MiZT.... ALLL of u of A great MEMORIAL DAY....... BE SAfe.... IM not deleting My PAGE F*** The NEGATIVE PEOPLE in MY LIFE.. U don't like me IM SRY but SCREW YOU dont come to me playing ur games and talkin BS U No 1 OWNS me I'll B WHO I AM Because I AM WHO I AM and NO 1 CAN CHANGE that IVE worked to dam hard for to dam long... I am ME U DONT LIKE ME GO AWAY BUT IM NOT GOIN ANY DAMN WHERE
Week From HellWell last week was the week from hell. A month ago, the company that I worked for was bought out...and as one of the stockholders, I voted for the buyout.
We had heard rumors that there were going to be some "cuts" and they were going to be painful.
Last Wednesday the "painful" cuts started....150 people lost their jobs as a result of the downsizing...and I was one of them. I had to go in on Thursday to "teach" some people the jobs that only I knew how to do....it was a hard day for me. But with a few tears, some laughter, sharing some great memories and lots of hugs and kisses from some of my really wonderful co-workers, I got through the day. It's hard to stuff 24 years of memories and friendships into an 8 hour period of time...
A very good friend reminded me that when one door closes another opens....so I'll be watching for that door to open for me..
So in closing and as those of you who are really good friends of mine know, I'm on dial up so I'm not sure how m
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Weekend!Finally off for the weekend, FUCK forgot how gnarly construction work is.
Weekend Of The Ex'sFriday: The girls dad calls, sends money.
Saturday: Strange phone call, My recent ex's mom calls and wants me to come visit. She apparently met her son's new "Skinny white gf" lol And how she missed me. I have to politely, smilingly decline as I was heading out the door just then... but I take a raincheck, As I missed her too.
An hour later I find myself with my cousin Doreen at the first guy I seriously dated, in his gf's condo, meeting her for the first time. A cute little asian girl, and my ex is nervous. I take it all in stride, but couldnt help but notice how fidgety he is.
I always knew we'd make better friends than lovers. And I was right! I was pleased to meet the gf finally. lol I tried joking with her, but she doesnt find it funny. Great. So my jokes aren't funny, I'm thinking... lol *at least I found it amusing if she didnt*
We plan for a game night in the near future, and shortly after I make my ex carry the huge box of hamster things down to the van.
Good job I
6 Weeks Of Stress Lollmao how sad am i i cant wait for tomoz cuz the new harry potter book is out and im kinda dead excited to read it lol well its the last one and i wanna know what happens , what can i say im a big kid xx well the kids break up for their summer holidays on friday , and what with the shitty weather im thinking its gonna be major boring for all of us , im prayin to god it gets warmer then they wont have to be stuck in the house all day long for weeks on end , so heres hoping we have lots of sun so we can at last use the pool lol xx
WeekendOk, for some reason this morning I'm not able to post comentes on any ones page, it says "error your not alloud to do this" So to all my friends & fans, "Have a great weekend". Hopefully this will be straightened out soon... A guy is suffering from severe headaches for years with no relief. After trying all the usual cures he’s referred to a headache specialist by his family doctor. The doctor asks him what his symptoms are and he replies, “I get these blinding headaches; kind of like a knife across my scalp and...’’
He is interrupted by the doctor. “And a heavy throbbing right behind the left ear?”
“Yes! Exactly! How did you know?”
“Well I am the world’s greatest headache specialist, you know. But I myself suffered from that same type of headache for many years. It is caused by a tension in the scalp muscles. This is how I cured it: Every day I would give my wife oral sex. When she came she would squeeze her legs together with all her strength and the pressure would relieve
8weeks 1 Dayok so I know I havnt been on here is a while , just been busy tired and a little sick. well to start off I hope everyone is doing ok :) I will try to make it around to all my friends pages when I have a day off :) My kids Katherine and Hunter have just had there birthdays so the are now 5 & 3 how time flys huh. Now for more new stuff Baby number 3 will be here around 3-16-08 and I say around because nither of my kids have come on there due date.
Weekend Of 8/10/07I just got home from Michigan. Had a great time with the girls! Managed to catch the Persaid Meteor shower last night on the shore of Lake Michigan. It was amazing! We were on the beach until 1 AM watching the show in the sky.
Anyway - I'm glad to be back home...talk with you all soon!
This morning I'm heading to Saugatuck Michigan for a girls weekend with my 5 year old and a couple of other friends. I'll be away from phones and internet until Sunday.
Hope you all have a great weekend!
WeekendA big what's up to my family and friends. I hope you all enjoy yourselves this weekend,just be careful. I'll drink a few for you, just return the favor lol. TTYL ---Mike--- MySpace Graphics & MySpace Layouts
WeekendI JUST WANTED TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT THIS SAT-MON. I WILL BE CAMPING WITH MY MOM'S SIDE OF THE FAMILY. I CANT WAIT. I HAVE TO WORK TONITE. YUCK. SO I WILL COMMENT ALL ON TUESDAY. WHEN I GET HOME MONDAY I WILL HAVE TO GO TO BED BECUZ I HAVE TO GO TO WORK MON. NITE. PRAY FOR NICE WEATHER. GOD BLESS AND BE SAFE. TY FOR HELPING ME TO LEVEL. BIG HUGS AND MUCH LOVE TO ALL.
Week By WeekToday is the day I find out what the baby is. My doctors appointment is at 1pm. As soon as I get back, I will let everyone know. I am sooo excited. WOO HOO!!!
How your baby's growing:
Your baby's hit the 2-inch mark (about the size of a lime) and weighs half an ounce. Her face is beginning to look more human. Her eyes, which started out on the sides of her head, have moved closer together on her face, and her ears are near their final positions on the sides of her head. Your baby's intestines, which have grown so rapidly that they protrude into the umbilical cord, will start to move into her abdominal cavity about now. Her kidneys are secreting urine into her bladder. Her nerve cells have been multiplying rapidly, and synapses (neurological pathways in the brain) are forming. Your baby may have acquired more reflexes by now, including sucking, and she'll even squirm if you prod your abdomen, though you still won't be able to feel her movement for several weeks.
Note: Every baby
Week Of 9/1/07what a week it has been. let me begin by saying it has been a long one. went from manning sc to amelia ohio. over to cincinnatti ohio down to grand prairie tx and roanoke tx. loaded out of dallas going to lincolnton nc.......i'm aware of some being smart drivers but, what i can't under is why is it when it rains and you turn on your wipers, but, not the head lights as well.......as i traveled my 3130 miles there were some cases and a car had on its wipers and 4 ways. that didn't make sense to me. i know i'm just a truck driver and some of the other motorist think that you have to be totally stupid to drive and that is the only job they can get...... well thats not true being a high school grad and 10 years in the army i can do anything i want to do... but, being a freight relocator is what i do and i can't understand why when a trucker turns on his turn signal to change lanes a car that is a quarter of a mile behind you will speed and change lanes to make a trucker drop his spend and a
The WeekendOk so Friday was well the start of a wonderful weekend... Worked a normal day... And then went shopping.. You know the local "toy" store. Well nothing really jumped out at me .. came home and spent a wonderful evening with my wonderful husband. Do we always see eye to eye but when we do watch out cause there will be a spark somewhere and well Friday night lets just say it was a warm night.
I feel so close to him.. He is my world
Weekendso much goin on this weekend jus like last weekend.. what to do? do i go see this band play iu st.charles or do i go to dirty nellies to see a different band play? or do i go to my girls house party tonight? i dont know.. the only thing i am sure about this weekend is goin to my sons football game on sunday!!
Week 2 Game PreviewCowboys (1-0) vs. Dolphins (0-1) Sunday, September 16, 3:05 PM CT on FOX
Week 2 Preview:
Coming fresh off of a 45-35 victory over the New York Giants, the Dallas Cowboys look to improve their record to 2-0 when they travel down to Miami to face the Dolphins at Dolphin Statdium. At the same time, Tony Romo looks to stay hot after completing 15 of 24 passes for 345 yards and 5 TD's, one rushing, with an INT against the Giants. HE should be giving the Dolphins' defense fits all afternoon.
Of course the big issue of the game is going to focus on how our secondary performs and how well we can tackle on defense. They gave up 478 yards and 4 TD's against the Giants. This week should prove to be different though. Miami doesn't have a very good offense and struggle in their 16-13 loss to the Redskins last Sunday. If Terence Newman can come back tomorrow, then that would be a huge boost to the defense, even if he can only go in certain situations during the game. One more big questi
Weekend FunWell, it's not actually until this Monday, BUT I will be gone all this weekend in San Francisco baby!!! I never get tired of going there. I love Frisco like most people love Vegas. I know it's going to be TONS of fun!! I can't believe I'm actually 25! It seems like yesterday I was just in grade school beating up the dumb girls giving me dirty looks and running from the icky boys and their "cooties" ... lol Kind of the same today minus the cooties part. j/k Anyways, I'm looking forward to getting back on here Tuesday... so hit me up with some birthday love and I'll talk to you guys next week! Take care and have a wonderful (and safe) weekend!
xoxo
The Weekend!What a great weekend!! I got to relax a little bit and get my thought together. Kind of nice not having the kids for a change. The real fun started at night though. Saturday night we had the Christmas Train pull into our town. It was a 16 car train that has completely decorated with holiday lights. The first four cars they had light up saying the "Candian Pacific holiday train". The next two cars they had santa and his reindeer on and the next car was lite up and had christmas trees on. When the train stopped they opened the box car up and santa jumped out and greeted all the kids. My son went NUTS!
Then they had a band (enis)in the box car that played holiday songs.
We had around 1000 people standing in the streets dancing with their kids. While the band was playing we started to get those big snow flakes falling from the sky.
So here I am in the middle of a street with a thousand people dancing with my son to a christmas train band. I wouldnt have traded it for the world. IT w
Week 4 Cowboys Vs RamsSeptember 30, 2007
GAME PREVIEW: RAMS @ COWBOYS
Rams (0-3) @ Cowboys (3-0) Sunday, September 30, Noon on Fox
Week 4 Preview:
The Dallas Cowboys return to the friendly confines of Texas Stadium Sunday to try to improve their perfect record to 4-0 after coming off of what many consider a statement game, beating the Bears 34-10 Sunday night in Chicago.
This game also has the makings of a potential "trap" game. While Bill Parcells used props to get the message across, Wade Phillips only used words, and we'll see Sunday if that has the same effect. This game was fueled even more, as Issac Bruce guaranteed a Rams win on a St. Louis radio show. Playing the Rams also means the return of former Cowboy La Roi' Glover, so it should be interesting
The Rams have a lot of holes on offense that the Cowboys defense should be able to exploit. It could be a very long day for Rams QB Marc Bulger, who is already playing with 2 broken ribs. Stephen Jackson isn't playing this week because of
Weekend...Well...its Friday again. Weekends always bother me for some reason. I guess its because the friends I chat with on almost a daily basis are gone until Monday. Not all, but a few.
Sad to say most of my socialization is done online anymore. All of my friends are busy with their families to go out with me. My husband works to damn much and then on weekends he plays music so that leaves me at home and alone with 3 kids. :-( Dont get me wrong...I adore my kids, but I need more Mommy time.
*sigh
Oh well...Im done complaining....for now. LOL
Weekend DriveIt's a beautiful fall morning. I've got part of our day planned out already, all the way down to the perfect picnic spot. I've packet a large basket with all of our favorites, nice soft blanket along with everything we will need to have an enjoyable afternoon together. We don't get as much time away as we would like. The place I have picked is secluded along side a small creekbed. The skys are clear and blue as far as the eye can see, the leaves on the trees are changing colors and there is an ever so slight breeze. You are curious as to what I have planned but you will not ask. I've got on a halter top that has an oriental design to it and a jean skirt, something simple and basic but you like this outfit. We arrive at our destination and you just look around and smile. As we climb out of the jeep to unload, you walk over to me, pull me in close and kiss me very passionately. I return this kiss just as deeply. I melt everytime you kiss me. The way your lips feel against mine
Weekend FunOk all most every weekend Donna and I go out and dance our asses off. Then we play pool and drink a lot of Comma Kazi's and Scooby Snacks. Then we visit with our friends and listen to guys say how hot we are and how they would love to take us out. But then they never call or approach us when we are sobber. Not good for my ego guys. Just for the record I feel that if a guy is totally into a girl he would call. Not tell you when you have had a lot to drink. I will let you know exactly how this weekend turns out and then you all are welcome to let me know what you think or ask any question you want. See you all later!!!!
39 Weeks Pregook so i am 39 weeks as of today and the doctors have been telling me for the last 3 visit any day now, lol, i have been at 4cm dialated for three weeks. the doctor and i have agreed that if i go in next week at 40 weeks and nothing has changed we are going to go ahead and induce the labor. everyone is getting anxious about her arrival.
Week Of 10/21- 10/27todays results are as follows #1 has 11022 and #2 has 5112 for a total of 16134. keep up the awesome work everyone, i am thinking of doing a daily prize thing, something like the amount of daily comments + a gift not sure yet on what should the stats be, so for right now drop 500 comments and get 500 fubucks anyone??? here are the links again good job everyone :D
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here are todays results link #1 has 9346 comments and link #2 has 4820 for a total of 14166 we have reached the 10% point keep up the awesome work everyone :D
right now as it stands we have raised $28.32 twards my package :D
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Weekendwill this year is about to come to the end and it wasnt my year im glad its about over since its not been my best. heres how mine went. found out in Nov last year i had colon cancer and had emergerncy sugery to remove an 13" tumor but be4 it was caught (no thinks to military doctors) it spread to my rectum,liver and lungs. then i started chemo therpy in dec of last year was doing that for about four months then i came down very sick went back in the hospitqal for a infection on my rectum was in for about 13 day then 2 months later back in for the same reason was in another 11 days then 3 months later back in for the same problem ( the 3rd time) was in 14 days and almost died during this stay i had a fever of 104 for a couple of days heart rate went over 150 they had to put me in a straigh jacket cause i went crazy pulling iv's frommy body then about a month or so i went back in the hospital 2 hav surgery to clean my rectum out but they couldnt clean it so they remove it completely so
Weekend FunOoh, can't wait! T and P are coming down this weekend for an overnight visit! We've been getting the house ready, planning a menu for dinner, and chatting a LOT about our hopes for weekend fun. :) Friday won't be here soon enough!
Weekly Rantok im back and this weeks issue? people. yes people the wonderfull randome fuckheads that try to run everyone elses life to cover their own short comings. what the fuck man! cant you like just go eat a granola bar and sip you moca latte and just leave everyone the fuck alone? if i think i can fly who the fuck is anyone to say i cant? maybe i can huh? what then your gonna look dumb huh? screw it. people i can understand trying to help but by saying i cant do something thats not fucking helping anyone so just let me do what i do and fucking back me up every once in a while, cant be that hard i mean come on! oh well im out and remember readers if you have requests put them in my fumail ill getthem asap for you. ok so your semi absent minded author here ready for another round ... OF RANTING! the subject is ego. not the yummy breakfast waffels eggo but holier than thou better than thou ego. now we all have ego. thats not the issue the issue arises when this ego runs your entire person. now
WeekendIT IS ALMOST THE WEEKEND.. JUST ONE MORE DAY, I AM HOPEIING TO GET MY CHRISTMAS TREE TOMARROW, GOT MOST OF ALL THE OTHER DECORATEING DONE. I AM STARTING TO GET EXCITED. I LOVE CHRISTMAS, IT IS A LITTLE STRESSFUL BECAUSE OF THE MONEY IT TAKES TO BUY FOR ALL THE KIDS BUT IT IS SO WORTH IT WHEN YOU WATCH THEIR FACES CHRISTMAS MORNING AS THEY RIP THEM ALL OPEN!!! I HOPE EVRYONE OUT THERE IN FUBAR LAND HAS A GREAT HOLIDAY AND ONE KICK ASS NEW YEAR...
Weekend Happeningz!!I only seem to blog on the weekendz! Well that cuz nothing really happens wit me durin the week,,,I work ma full time job and ma part time job n go home n do it all ova the next day! LoL So last week was ma first 3 days in my new position at the DayCare! It went really good n I think Im gonna like it in that room!!! Friday after Seth got home we headed ova to Ma Fav. Couples house for the nite! YaY!! After Deb got home we all watched a movie,,,,,it was the dorkiest movie eva i think!!! LoL Deb,,,,what was that word we was gonna start useing??? I totally forgot it now!!!!! Lmao!!!!
Sat. after we all got up Nutzy made us some good eggs!!!!! He made Seth hotdogz,,,cuz Seth dont like eggs the best! I was so excited for Sat. Nite to get here!!!!!! *giggles* So after a bit Seth n I headed home so we could get ready for the nite!! I had to get Seth packed n out to ma parentz n then I was headin to Annandale to ride wit Sherry ova to Cokato!!!!! *giggles* Daniel was suppose to come wit us
WeekLooking forward to running a contest & meeting new friends.
Your enter picture can be anything of your choice but it can't be a NSFW pic. The Contest will start January 31st at 9pm central / 7pm pacific and end
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All Bombers will have to be a Level 5 or higher to comment. I really look froward to this contest & to see everyone to have fun & enjoy.
Here will be the prizes
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Weekendi have to re add friends someone got into my account and deleted all my friends 100 of my fans and 40 of my pics so i must re add alot of people sorry about this it is a hassle for me and sorry for the inconveinence..have a great day THIS WEEKEND I AM GOING TO STAY WITH MY GRANDMOTHER WHO HAS BEEN ILL AND WILL NOT HAVE ACCESS TO COMPUTER SO I WANTED MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO KNOW I HAVE NOT DISSAPPEARED SINCE I AM HERE EVERYDAY LEAVING LOVE SO LEAVE ME SOME LOVE AND I WILL RETURN IT WHEN I GET HOME ON SUNDAY THANKS TO YOU ALL HAVE AN AWESOME WEEKEND..MUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Weekend WarriorWell this Fri - Sun. I'll be gone for reserve training. As always, much love to my friends, and hope you have a good one. I'll be back Mon. after some rest to catch up with everyone and cruise Mummland.
Until then,
Sil
And to any Marine, or spouse of reading this
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WeekendHey guys all be out all weekend long.. See ya'll next week sometime! Leave lots of love thank you!
Weekend PlansHi! Thanks for taking the time to read this. I'm visiting my 2 oldest daughters, Chelsea and Lindsay, this weekend in Annapolis and Baltimore, respectively. And ... as a few of you know, Chelsea is going to have a baby girl. Ella Hope is due sometime in May!
Anyways, for at least 157 of my best fubar friends, I won't be leaving profile comments today or on Sunday.
Hey ... don't worry ... I've got my laptop and I'll try to keep up with my bar tab. Have a great weekend.
Cheers,
Steve
WeekendHad a 4 day weekend, it has ome to an end. all in all a good weekend. Went out friday and saturday. watched football sunday. hung out yesterday and today. Fairly typical weekend for me still not sure what exactly I'm doing this weekend, got a couple options. goin out tonight on a date thingie.. we will see how it goes
WeekendWishing you all a lovely weekend..and some of this snow and sleet we are getting. Yes, I want to share the snow with you all!
WeekendDONT SPOIL IT.
Name 5 people you can think of right off the top of your head.
Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 5 people.
This is a lot funnier if you actually randomly list the names first...
NO CHEATING!
1. Erin
2. Neelie
3. Margaret
4. Chris
5. Lee
DON'T LOOK AHEAD UNLESS YOU FILLED UP THE TOP!
1. How did you meet number 3?
We met in High school and been friends since
2. On a scale 1-10 rate your friendship with number 2 .
69 baby.. lol 10 shes fucking awesome
3. How long have you known number 4?
A month or so
4. How do you know number 2?
I met Neelie in the dungeon about 5 years ago
5. What would you do if 3 told you they loved you?
i would hug her and tell her i loved her too!!
6. A fact about number 1.
Shes one of my closest friends and she really is a goober.
8. What does 5 do for a living?
Works his ass off makins candy. lol
9. Would you live with number 3?
prolly
10. What do you like ab
Weekly Favorites-SONG-
"Where Do You Go to My Lovely" Peter Sarstedt........I first heard this song in the Wes Anderson movie "The Darjeeling Limited", and I really enjoyed the sound. As you have probably noticed, it is currently playing on my profile here.
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"Hard Candy"........I watched this movie for the first time today, and I absolutely loved it. It stars Ellen Paige, the young actress who gained recent fame as the title character in the hit "Juno". Paige portrays a fourteen year old who uses the Internet to lure a thirty-two year old male photographer that she suspects of being a petaphile. The anticipation mounts once the photographer finds himself under the control of the young girl, who is much more than the helpless teen he thought her to be.
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Queen of Camelot by Nancy McKenzie........This vibrant novel tells the story of Camelot, King Arthur, and Merlin through the eyes of the young queen, Guenivere, who tore them all apart. The book begins the night Guenive
Weekend Activitieshey all my family and I are planning on having a birthday party for my nephew and my aunt and I would really like tohave someone be here with me and hang out with me...if anyone wants to holler at me! hey all i will be out of town this weekend coming...going to tenn with my cousins and some friends until maybe monday or tuesday...just wanna let u all know ahead of time!...I hope someone will miss me! hey all...this week me, mom and dad went to my sisters tuesday cause dad had doctors appointment in lexington KY, and we found out he doesn't have to take a procrit shot anymore and he's been going to physical therapy to get stronger so he's doing awesome so i'm happy that he's going to be a healthy man!...Love you all!
Weekly Music ListWelcome to the Weekly Music List for 3-20-08.
Our first mix of music is a flashback to the 80s.
Take a listen, flashback to the 80s and then comment your thoughts.
I will post in this blog a playlist of music each week that I just find interesting.
It could be anything from 70s to Country. :)
Please rate and comment on this blog, or any of my blogs. Let me know what you think.
Weekend..Omg! that's the only thing I can say as to this weekend.. is holy crap.. from being out of town having to drive to god knows where surviving a semi accident & such *never drive in the dark when you can't sleep properly @ night* .. to the family gathering & literally being sent with BAGS *I mean HUGE bags* of food home.. but over all it was good.. I did miss one person like crazy thru this whole time.. but I dunno.
Let's just say I have a lot of things to be thankfull for not to mention the evil priest got me with holy water *let's see how long this will last this time*
I would deffinetly rate this weekend a 8.5 out of 10.. Many more to come for sure .. I am also starting to plan my trip more differently now..
So to anyone still reading this.. HAPPY EASTER *whatever is still left of it that is*
The Weekend Is Here "let The Naughty Begin"!!Going to party all weekend at the upperdeck!!! will have more pics of my wild and crazy self Hell yeah!!!
The weekend is here and it is party time once again... lol
Can't wait....
My younger sister and I are going to be out and about getting our drink on and getting our game on too!!!
Will let ya know how it goes and how much fun we had oh yeah lets not forget how much trouble we can get into!!!! :)
7 WeeksI want to thank everyone for their "friendship" here at Foolbar. In 7 weeks, my life will be changing and I won't be on here as much. I have some words of widsom tho:
#1: Don't ever tell anyone that you love them if you don't or have no intentions of ever proving it to them.
#2: Don't assume that all women are stupid and retarded.
#3: Don't take Fubar so seriously...but then again, refer back to #1! LOL
It's a shame that I have made alot of friends on here and 99% of them are no longer my friend lol. It's also a shame that I foolishly gave my heart to someone on here to only have it thrown back in my face...hence why my very sturdy metal wall is back up and in effect. Let's just say when someone who says they love you and you feel the same, yet they don't want no one in the world to know that and your only communication is when they are at work...there's usually something behind that. Take heed to all who read this...people are fake and it's sad that the game is played a
Week One Is Done!Well now!!!
Week one is over - and how did it fare? I don't know, I'm still recovering. This is boot camp, and something they don't let on until you get here.
The truck left at 5pm on Sunday, and returned at 2am on Saturday, with dedicated Toyota parts going from Portland Maine, other [arts from Penn, Vt.',ec. My trainer and I put on well over 6000 miles this week - I tallied it and I drove close to 4000 of them. We had exactly 2 hours of down time, the schedules are that close. I am still grinding the gears a bit, but not bad. There is definitely a science to it, and once you put it all together, it works well...but you don't learn it overnight. There is a lot these folks need to know, and the old breed of mother trucker is dying out for a reason.
The first night I drove until 3 am ( I was beginning to have actual hallucinations ) aand spent a rough night in the back, not used to the bouncing around. After that, my trainer says that my snores never missed a beat.
It's
3 WeeksJust a heads up that in 3 weeks I probably won't have as much internet time as I do now. Life has taken a turn and I knew it was coming and it's really not for the best but I will try to get on and check in from time to time til I find where I'm going and when and then get settled.
Week ThreeHey folks;
I know I didn’t get back to you last week, but it was a bunch of the same old same old, and besides, I needed some serious sleep.
We had some adventures – I’m going East on I-90 in the early AM and I see this shadow shaped like a deer appear for just an instant in my left peripheral. And then I heard a thump thump and saw it bounce off the trailer, I thought, back by the trailer duals. The spring brakes didn’t activate, so I knew he didn’t get an air hose. I suppose it was wishful thinking, but the way he/she bounced off it looked to me like it ran off, so I didn't stop to investigate. When we fueled I told Dan about it, went and checked the dual area, and saw no damage.
Well when Dan took over he found that the deer had hit us, only farther up than I had thought. The mid mounted indicator light mount was ripped almost out, breaking two bolt sized rivets, and just dangling – still functioning though, so we were safe with DOT. I am sure, from the hair, etc.,
Weekly Auction RecapFIRST OFF, AGAIN THAMKS TO ALL WHO HAVE PARTICIPATED IN OUR WEEKLY AUCTIONS. TUESDAY WENT WELL, BUT I HEAR THURSDAY WASN'T SO GREAT. I WAS OUT OF TOWN AND AM SORRY FOR THAT. I WILL IN THE FUTURE MAKE SURE ALL IS PLACED IN GOOD HANDS IF I AM NOT ABLE TO MAKE IT.
SECONDLY, WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT WE NOW HAVE A SISTER LOUNGE, THE ASYLUM, RAN BY JAIME DAWN. PLEASE IF YOU HAVE A MINUTE CLICK THE BANNER ABOVE THE CHAT BOX IN THE LOUNGE AND CHECK HERS OUT. OR HEREIS THE LINK TO HER LOUNGE
http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=59415
HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL NEXT WEEK FOR THE AUCTIONS OVER ALL FOR THIS WEEK WE HAD A DECENT TURN OUT. I WOULD LIKE TO STRESS A FEW POINTS THOUGH. 1. IN ORDER FOR THIS TO BECOME A SUCCESSFUL WEEKLY AUCTION WE NEED ALL MEMBERS INVOLVED IN THESE AUCTIONS TO SPREAD THE WORD. THE MORE PEOPLE THAT COME THE MORE FUN IT WILL BE. 2. LETS MAKE SURE TO GET INTO THE LOUNGE EARLY. HIS WEEK WE STARTED BOTH AUCTIONS LATE. IF YOU WANT TO BE AUCTIONED OFF, PLEASE LET ME KNOW
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Weekend BallinO.k., for those of you that have talked to me atleast once- this is my new hobby.
I have rescently slowed down my drinking very heavily- almost to an abrupt halt. I have found a new hobby. It is paintballing.
I get to put my ex-wifes head on all of my targets (which are all guys) and shoot the crap out of them. It does sting but its alot cheaper than going to the bar and wasting my paychecks there. It is such an adrenalin rush to go out there and shoot the hell out of someone and shake hands with them at the end of the match.
Ya'll should check it out. Most Ranges do provide some chest protection if requested.
A Weekend Road Trip To An American TreasureThis weekend’s last minute road trip was well worth the 1,600 miles of driving over 3 days, the ungodly gas bills, the crowds of tourists and their insane moments driven by euphoria possibly, and Disneyland prices to eat. Many would scoff, but I’m sure their disenchantment would turn to a deep joy when they watched Old Faithful spew 180 feet into the air, giving one the same feeling as watching fabulous fireworks on the 4th of July.
What did I receive in return? Incredible value to my soul and spirit at being awestruck once again by the magnificence of creation. I rushed to capture pictures, had a few choice words to utter to some tourists as they braked to a halt because they thought the person 10 cars ahead may have seen some new wild animal, yet overall had my eyes opened again to a National Treasure, no, make that a World Treasure. I finally witnessed the little tiny outlines of a pack of wolves, a bison and bear with some unwritten form of detante`, waterfalls, geysers, mud
Week Just Get's Better..blehbeing sarcastic cuase umm it's not.
not only did i have problems with my neck..
but i just found out a few mins ago..
that my uncle had died last night of a heart attack.
didn't know him that well to cry about it.
but it's still sad when someone dies.
especially when there part of the family.
he's my dad's brother..
well one of 13. so you can imagine the reason why i didn't get to know him to well.
i don't even remember how he looks..
guess i'll find out this weekend at his funeral.
it's been forever since i've seen him..
probably since i was a lil girl.
as for my neck..
it's getting better.
just a lil more kinks in it and sore..
but it should be gone by this weekend.
wish all of ya'll a great 4h of july.
stay safe and dont drink & drive.
~dina
The Weekendplans for the weekend yes maybe a race or two and a few beers mmm and play in the sun
The WeekendWell I don't have the kids this weekend so I guess of going to the Elks I will take the houseboat out and bring the bar with me and don't worry I wont be bored.
Weekend FunHey hey my friends.
As some of you know. I have been giving out coupons last week. Well you can turn them in this weekend for whatever you want. If you did not get a coupon, let me know. And I will give you a couple different.
These are the coupons below.
You can find me at The Psycho's Playhouse http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=58984#. I will be live on cam.
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Weekendthis weekend sucks a bit, no money = very little fun :-(
party next weekend, off out today to get a costume :D tibetan monk megalol, its gonna be awesome.
Week 1 Football PoolLately ive been recieving shouts for different fu-ladies,and im told that im hard to approach for discussions or comments cause they feel intimidated by me..My question to you is...Do most women label most men that workout stuck-up, antisocial ppl? For the most part i feel im very easy to talk to and im very approachable..
So whats the deal? Are women more shy then men?
Thanks ppl 'Just Curious' lol FUBAR FOOTBALL POOL
Thurs.
(1)Redskins AT Giants(2)
Sun.
(3)Lions AT Falcons(4)
(5)Bengals AT Ravens (6)
(7)Seahawks AT Bills (8)
(9)Jets AT Dolphins(10)
(11)Chiefs AT Patriots (12)
(13)Bucs AT Saints (14)
(15)Rams AT Eagles (16)
(17)Texans AT Steelers (18)
(19)Jaguars AT Titans (20)
(21)Cowboys AT Browns (22)
(23)Panthers AT Chargers (24)
(25)Cardinals AT 49ers (26)
(27)Bears AT Colts (28)
Mon. (29)Vikings AT Packer
Weekend Pimp Out For 2 Special Friends - (please Repost My Bully All Weekend Too) Thanks!This weekend is my pimpout for two special friends on here, they have both been stuck at Fu-King far too long and are both very near to Godfather!
They are both great friends and are always there to rate others, so lets repay their kindness and level them!
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Weekly Groans And MoansOK say what you wanna say on this blog
If some one takes the time to post comments on your profile - do you think it is right or wrong to delete or deny them, regardless of what you think (as long as they are not severely distasteful)?
POLITE NOTICE TO DELETERS - IF YOU DELETE MY COMMENT WHY DONT YOU JUST DELETE ME COS SOONER OR LATER I WILL MORE THAN LIKELY DELETE YOU.
Weekendhey all just wanted to let u all know that all week and weekend next week i'll be in Pigeon forge & Gatlinburg tn to fish and play out on douglas lake so i won't be back til sunday...so don't miss me too much and try to have fun without me! hey allust gonna let u all know that i'm not gonna be home til sunday...been babysittin all week so i gotta take nephew back to his momma and plus need to go xmas shopping...don't miss me too much!
Weekly Random Pimp OutsMsCharlotte2U's Random Weekly Pimpout!!
I've decided to create a weekly random pimp out, randomly pimping out 5 friends once a week.
This is completely random.
Most likely, I won't even know we are friends until I put you in this bully.
Hopefully I will remember who I have and have not placed in the bully, but I will not be keeping track of who has and has not been pimped. So, you could end up being pimped more than once.
You may wonder what do I want out of this..I don't want or expect anything! If you just say thanks and or re-post, that will be thanks enough!Oh OK, you can tell them I sent ya, most likely, they/you, may not even know that, they/you are in here!
So.. F/A/R each other, because we all do not have the same friends so there's always room for more.. and let the fun begin!
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WeekendsHey - Everyone have a great weekend Hey - Everyone have a great weekend
Weekly Dinner PartyThere is a group of us that gets together once a week, cooking, drinking, hot tubbin, movies, building a fire, or whatever else comes to mind in a given week. This group is people that over time has come to know each other well and everyone get's along with everyone.
I tend to take a lot of pics and post them on my MySpace, so everyone on my MySpace friendlist can view them. We have a lot of fun and on occation someone comes up asking why they are never invited.
This one girl probably asks me every week and did again tonight. I can tolerate her, but several in the group really don't care for her, I hate having to hurt her feelings but there is just no way I can invite her.
The group is made up of a total of about 30 people, in any given week about 15 will be present for dinner night. Due to jobs and the military they are never all there during a given week. It's a great group, you just can't bring someone in that'll make a current member feel uneasy. Not like it would just be for a
Week End FunThis is one of my blogs please read and contribute if you find any thing ineresting. www.sportinggoodsdata.com
Here is another one that some may find interesting. www.outdoorcampingworld.com
I've put together yet another one this may apeal more to the ladies feel free to contribute or comment. www.outdoorlivingzone.com
Labor Day, is an interesting holiday honoring working people by giving them a day off. It seems to mark the end of summer, the days get shorter and the nights grow longer in turn the cooler nights will arrive soon. It sparks family values, a need for adventure. What a better place to start then the great outdoors. While some may stay around and cookout with family and friends, others want to explore there energetic passions it may be hiking, bicycling, camping, walking on the beach, all bringing them many facet's of enjoyment. What ever the choice, be thankful, and be safe.
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Weeks Agenda #1So this week so far just recovering from metal meyham and ya that was most definetly a great show.
got class mon-tue-thur from 630-830ish, almost done with radio 2 and gonna start tv 2 in about 2 weeks, not really to excited about that but watever, more learnin under my belt.
Have 2 birthday parties this weekend, one is a block party which should be a good time and another is a bar crawl in downtown palatine, probably will end up being the DD but its all good.
It is nice enough out to do some frolfing, always a good time for sure.
Thats really all i got for the week, debating as well getting my own radio show through my school, just gotta find the time.
I may do this every week cause i never really blogged before but just givin my thoughts on w/e i guess haha
Weekend Excitement...This weekend started off a little rough I had a sinus cold with the body chills.. I was forced to cancel my plans to leave the city to go meet Jeff's newest niece and only nice.. that was Friday i laid in a hot tub 3 times and broke my fever... I went to sleep at 7:30 and woke up at 6 in the morning....
Its Saturday morning its 6 am nobody is up what to do... Oh i know take on organizing the Rubbermaid's that have been sitting in the shed and basement since i moved into this house 4 years ago... my theory why take crap to Jeff's house ive never used.. So im searching my Rubbermaid's and the first one i open is my wedding crap... lovely! This is a hard decision what i should do with it.. in the end i keep the picture albums and the rests gets tossed at the dump..
Next Rubbermaid I find my old CD holder for the car in which stalkers have made me cds... I find one that says Sappy songs. I remember this stalker, he handed me this cd and thought it was appropriate to draw sperms on it an
Weekend Road TripAs of now, we're planning on a trip to the coast this weekend. We had originally planned for last weekend but changed it so we could have 3 days of fun and sun instead. So please keep your fingers crossed that Mother Nature cooperates and we get to go this time. Thanks so much, love you my friends...
ROCK ON!!
Weekend Adventures With Marinolast night it was another adventure.....we drank a gallon of rum..and i went home leaving marino at the hotel...she was gettin some..and the same bitch from last weekend showed up she beat her ass it happened..and i missed it oh and btw an update from last weekend..marinos ex went to jail this week oh well here it goes my friend Marino picks me up on friday night I am supposed to have my ass in bed before 3. My dad is watchin my daughter. well I got home at 8 this morning. Last night we had a bad night DRAMA!!!!!!Oh my.......we left from one palce got home and marinos ex walks in with this bitch that HATES Marino. I sat back thinkin watch this...Marino is a scrapper and this Bitch calls her out and starts shit...I am vey proud of her she kept her cool.You don't shit where u eat...and we were at Marinos house..My ride left...i was stranded. It was all good we chilled at mi casa today. NO DRAMA!!!!!
Weekendjust wanted to see what every one did this weekend
Weekend Update!Im sick my son gave me his cold and I could strangle him.. he also informed me that i will be the basketball moms taxi tonight... FUCK ME!
It was valentines day.. i hate valentines day
Im pregnant still went to the doctor this morning found out im anemic... no wonder i was craving red meat.. Oh and of course my baby was moving so much they couldn't get a heart beat... SHOCKER
I want to crawl into bed and die.
Our drainage pipe stopped draining and decided to do a reverse in direction and come out the basement instead...
I cant do laundry or dishes which poses a not enough maternity clothes problem..
And to top it all off i saw the skinniest pregnant lady who's baby belly looked like a tiny sour dough loaf.. I wanted to feed her chocolate and butter...
I have to admit watching the olympics doesn't thrill me, never really has.
That is all..
Oh and answering witchies question who's crazier, thank you all for tryign to be polite but i know im the nuttier of the two that is all.
Week By The Numbers3. total number of hair clients on Friday.
3. Total number of nail clients on Saturday.
3. number of french manicures done on other student's clients (really? is it that hard?)
1. number of hair clients missing an ear. (not my fault, he came in that way.)
357. number of freak outs had while cutting the thickest, curliest hair I have ever seen. I couldn't even hide the freak outs. It went: cut hair, OH SHIT! oh we are good nevermind, repeat for an hour.
6. number of times I asked the educator to check that haircut.
2. number of times the educator freaked out on me for freaking out. I kinda deserved it.
1. Number of Swedish films seen over the weekend. did you know "what the fuck" is pronounced "what the fuck" in Swedeish.
4. number of referrals given to me already by that curly haired girl (she works in the call center at school! Fuck yea!)
102. percentage of people that tipped me for my services. (one of the people I painted for another student tipped me)
38. number of dolla
Weekend GetawayWEEKEND GETAWAYBy Steven PardoeFriday 5:00pm finally came. Kristi worked more overtime this past week than she had all of last year, helping the law firm she worked for prepare for a huge case. With a sigh that flipped the lock of blonde hair dangling in her face upward, she pushed back her chair and grabbed her briefcase from under the desk. Opening the case to put what was left of a fruit salad in Tupperware, she saw an envelope lying on top with her name scribbled across the front. The envelope itself caught her attention; vanilla in color with twin palm trees in the top left corner. She reached down to see what is as her eyebrows lifted up in curiosity. Sliding her French manicured fingernail along the sealed edge, she pulled out a plane ticket and a note. The note simply said, “Thanks for a job well done; everything is taken care of…… enjoy!” The plane ticket was to a five star resort in Jamaica, and it left in an hour!As the jet descended out of the bill
Weekly Blog....Just to keep you all updated on the crazy life that is mine:
1. today ham is 32 weeks old, for those of you who don't know (KLOVERLYNN) ham is a girl. Yes you can all laugh now at the thought of a mini Wicked running around or you can turn and run. Needless to say Ham has finally turned and has her head in the exit position....and Ive only gained 21lbs.... woohooo!
2. I was running late this morning to my doctors appointment and threw on the jeans i wore last night, being that they are the most comfortable. I jump in Jeff's truck because i have a hard time dropping into my car now and off to the appointment i go... As I'm walking into the building i feel a large sag in my crotch... what the fuck did i just poo? is this a new pregnant thing.... omg. I run into the secluded hallways and feel in my pants and pull out the culprit... yesterdays panties!
3. I get home and I'm wondering will i always have something funny happen to me.. why am i the butt off all my jokes. then the door bell
Weekly Goal Update And Suchtoday was a bad emotional day so i went for a walk... in the last week i found out i definately have to have back surgery, my doctor wants me to get down to 160 before the surgery but will settle for 200... i've been waiting for a lost wages check since april... they told me april 9th i should get it in 5-7 weeks and i found out friday that it is now up to the insurance adjuster when to give me the check and if i havent recieved it by the end of my case which could be 3-5 yrs from now that my lawyer will address it then so i have lost my apartment that i was to move into on the 1st of sept.... my cell phone has been acting up giving me scramble screen and have to restart it to see whats on my phone adn then over the weekend it stopped letting me send forward text messages or pic or video texts so i took it in today and they told me that even though i pay for insurance every month they are claiming it was damaged by me doing something to it not covered under insurance so i have to pay 5
A Weekend Of FunI pick you up on A Friday for a weekend of fun. I tell you not to bring a bag of clothes with you so we can go shopping together you get in my car wearing a short sun dress with no panties on as soon as you get you spread your legs and put your right leg on the dash and your left leg on my sit and begin to play with your pussy as we drive off. we go straight to victory secret and pull into the parking lot as soon as i park the car you lean over and pull my cock out of my pants. you then take it and start to rub your lips around the head and up and down the shaft. as you start to lick it and stick it deep down your throat I am rubbing your clit and spreading your pussy lips wide open as you begin to suck my cock deep,hard and fast i am, finger fucking you in both holes as you cum hard all over my fingers i cum deep down. After you swallow every last drop as you get back into your seat to get ready to get out of the car i suck your cum off of my fingers. We get out of the car and begin t
Weekly MeetingsWeekly Meetings
Starting very shortly we are gonna start having weekly meetings. This will be a time for all the officers to get together and discuss everything that has gone on in the fast week. This is also a better way for us to keep up with what's going on with teams to make sure our Hottie's are following COC. I haven't decided what day the weekly meeting will be on, but once I know I will let the rest of you know. Meetings are gonna be held on YIM because there's a few people who have a problem with the lounge loading and what not. On that note, I need for every officer (that includes SWAT, team chiefs, deputy chiefs, and promoting) to send you YIM name in a pm to the homepage so it's on file and we can start sorting out the meeting. Please leave a comment stating that you read this. Also let me know what time zone you are and when is the best time for you (ie Weekday or Weekend and day or night)!
Thanks for all your hard work
ToniaNicole per Chief Founder
Weekend....Thank you for all the luvins...I tried to return most of it today.. but its hard when not on long.
Been busy busy as usual. Yesterday got up at 7am..and headed to Cedar Point. We didnt leave there til midnite.
I was so flippin tired on way home..could barely keep eyes open. Got in house around 230.
So today I wll be busy with clean up. Boys are home from camp...with camping gear all over..dirty clothes..etc.
Anyways.. thank you all again for the luv! luv ya back! btw..my chin is fine. Just sore when I eat somewhat.
I would love to buy a happy hr..or 65credit bling pack..for 100mil.
let me know..if you got one to spare!
hugs n all that fun stuff...
WeekendI woke up with an earache, had to go to the clinic, and have some ear drops now, took a day off work because I was in pain. So I lounged around, my girlfriend bought a DVD player today, not bad for the kind of quality it is. Late this evening my cat really scratched my finger deep, I was just touching her paws and bam, I guess I know for next time not to, I let her be for awhile then I found some string, she gets amused by the smallest and easiest things, she doesnt care for laser pointers, remote controlled mouse, just simple things which is good dont need to spend money on her for toys lol just kidding, I would spend money on my cat, love her alot. Well back to work tomorrow
Weekendsok fans. what do u think so far. do we have a good chance with the new qb runnning the show. i dont expect the best season with the new guy but got to be better then where we have been. what u think
Week Of FunHi everyone this is my first blog, I decided to create it because every week something fun always take place:) .Today I found out I will be going to San Antonio Texas for my birthday next month! So I'm super excited and very happy to be able to go, along time ago I almost moved to dallas but it never happened. I have family all over texas my dad is from waco. I will be working a few hours today and then going to visit my mom and 1 of my sisters. I hope you all have a lovely day thanks for checking out my blog:) .
Weekendso far tis weekend has been slow I wish that i was not so tired and could get some work done. But i cant seeme to so lets het drunk and let things go the way they go
Weenie BashWell, has anybody ever heard of serving weenies at a wedding reception? I for one would pick a different cuisine, however I am not planning a glorious shin dig... I think all the guests should throw the weenies and add marshmellows and toss them at the groom...lol that will teach his pimp shit to consider a different form of food, such as steak or steak and steak for a reception.... may the weenies live happily ever after...NOT
Weenis, UsaThe Brigade is a Family. An Irish Family!. Simply start the circle by Joining my family. We will help take care of all our Irish brothers and sisters on FuBar and all over the world. FuBar is a wonderful subculture, but remember, not real life! Many things can be done. On FuBar we can bomb and help (See IRA Bomb Squad). But in the outside world, I am also a member of INA. Send me a message if you want to know all about how to help. Hope to make many new friends, brothers, and sisters! Till then , Slainte'
Lucky Found a little site that I thought looked fun. Please visit my town for me and pass the link around if you can. Its a very safe link. I would appreciate it, ans I want to see how well it works. Thanks http://weenis-usa.myminicity.com
A Weeping SoulA mother's love, a Mother's care,
A mother's sigh, a Mother's prayer
A Mother's work, and Mother's day,
Leaves little time for any play.
A godly Mother with godly love,
Is treasure from God above,
A godly Mother with godly above,
A godly Mother with godly care,
Has God's help when she sighs a prayer.
Mother is she who spends sleepless night to make you sleep
Mother is she who understands you from the very deep…
Mother is she who will laugh and cry along with you….
Mother is she who teaches how to drink, eat and how to chew…
Mother is she who scolds you for your good
Mother is she who will support you in any mood…
Mother is she who accepts you in any situation…
Mother is she who motivates you for your every little creation…
Mother is she who gives you blessings at every step…
Mother is she who is always worried for your fate…
Mother is she who can catch you if at any moment you lie…
Mother is she who never wants to see her baby cry….
Mother is she w
Weeping Willow Treeweeping willow tree
I remember swinging from your branches so cheerfully.
weeping willow tree
you always looked so said to me.
When people would use your branches
so hurtful to see.
weeping willow tree I dont blame thee for beating me.
I only want to swing from thee
so dont you weep no more for me.
Because I love my weeping willow tree
wrap your branches around me.
I will always love you unconditionally
even when your to weak to swing from
your branches fall out
you become a sight to see.
I will always rember
my weeping willow tree
how it proteted me.
The Weeping TyrantsI guess I made you hate me and then asked for your love. I guess I charged you from behind then fell to my knees and started begging you not to do what I'd just been trying to get you to do, and all of this before you'd even turned around. And iit's quite clear that I'm not in my right mind and I make too many mistakes then try to hide behind the fact that you shouldn't know; while some would stop, I read this as a license to go. I guess if I was a singer in a band on a stage, I'd be frozen afraid ntil they started throwing tomatoes. At that point, let's face it, one is truly free, he can run for the exit or he can earn the hatred that they are going to cover him anyway.
There are times, to be honest when I am shocked at the fact that I have made it this far, knowing me like I do. I used to think I was just lazy because I was never forced to work that hard. Now I know that I am downright resistant and serve my uselessness like some kind of discipline and work harder than anyon
Weezer :dWeezer - Buddy Holly
Whats with these homies dissing my girl?
Why do they gotta front?
What did we ever do to these guys that made them so violent?
Oooo Oooo!
But ya know I'm yours,
Oooo Oooo!
And I know your mine.
Oooo Oooo!
And that's why-i-i-i!
Ooo wee ooo, I look just like Buddy Holly,
Oh oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore.
I don't care what they say about us anyway.
I don't care about that.
Don't you ever fear, I'm always there,
I know that you need help.
Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit,
You need a Guardian.
Oooo Oooo!
And you know I'm yours,
Oooo Oooo!
And I know your mine.
Oooo Oooo!
And that's why-i-i-i!
Ooo wee ooo, I look just like Buddy Holly,
Oh oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore.
I don't care what they say about us anyway.
I don't care about that.
I don't care about that.
Bang Bang! Knocking on the door. Another bang bang get down on the floor.
Oh no, what do we do? Don't look now, but I lost my shoe.
I can't run and I ca
We Face New Challenges Every DayWE WAKE UP EACH MORNING AND WONDER WHAT IS IN STORE FOR US TODAY... WE GO THROUGH LIFE ENCOUNTERING CHALLENGES THAT WE REALLY BELIEVE WE CAN NOT OVERCOME. EVERYONE HAS THE POWER TO CONTROL THIER OWN DESTINY . IT TAKES ALOT OF STRENGTH TO DO THIS BUT IN THE LONG RUN MOST OF IT COMES OUT POSITIVE. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS AND WHAT YOU WANT IN LIFE. IT MAKES A STRONGER PERSON OUT OF YOU.
We Finally Did It!Well, we finally did it. My G/F that I met on here, and I finally were able to get together this weekend. It was absolutely amazing. We spent less than 48 hours together, but we did a lot in those 48 hours.
We got some new tat's (pics to come on our profiles) - one of which we both got together. It's the Chinese symbol for LOVE. We both had it put on the back of our necks. She got her nose pierced (looks GREAT!). We had a romantic dinner together last night. We talked for hours all weekend (like we have every day since the day we met). And, of course lots of mind-blowing sex.
OMG, it was abso-fucking-lutely amazing. We have known we were compatible since the beginning, but you have no idea the depth with which compatability can be taken. I didn't think it humanly possible, but it is.
If there is such a thing as perfection between two people, I have most certainly found it in my soulmate Michelle 'WICKED REDHEAD'.
I love you Michelle,
Michael
We Fly High It's No Lie You Know ThisSmoke Dope Get High Doesnt Matter When We die
chilling out or starting fights
fuck the police we have our rights
speak the words of a true rebellion
marching through the gates beside the hellion
kicking your ass as we continue on
we never rest til the stress has gone
rapping away in the ghetto streets
ya mates making up there own beats
all this done while we smoke this weed
til the munchies come then we feed
raiding the cupboards for food we can find
while your mate skin up and Grind
We FreeFor all the free people that still protest, you're welcome, We protect you and you are protected by the best. Your voice is strong and loud, but who will fight for you? No one standing in your crowd.
We are your Fathers, brothers, and son's, wearing the boots and carrying the guns. We are the ones that leave all we own, to make sure your future is carved in stone.
We are the ones who fight and die. We might not be able to save the world, well at least we try. We walked the paths to where we are at and we want no choice other than that.
So when you rally your group to complain, take a look back in your brain. In order for that flag you love to fly, wars must be fought and young men must die.
We came here to fight for the ones we hold dear, If that's not respected, we would rather stay here. So please stop yelling and put down your signs, and pray for those behind enemy lines.
When the conflict is over and all is well, be thankful that we chose to go through HELL!
"we Gamblin' Baby!"No Kids, No Marriage.. This could become law!
February 7th, 2007
Under Initiative 957 Marriage would be an available option for Washington residents who Procreate within three years of obtaining a marriage license. No kids, no marriage, simple stuff right…
In addition; Couples who be forced to provide proof before receiving a marriage license that they can indeed produce children, if after the required 3 year term the kids aren’t alive and spoken for, the marriage is up for a possible annulment.
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Life it seems, will fade awayDrifting further every dayGetting lost within myselfNothing matters no one elseI have lost the will to liveSimply nothing more to giveThere is nothing more for meNeed the end to set me freeThings are not what they used to beMissing one inside of meDeathly lost, this can't be realCannot stand this hell I feelEmptiness is filing meTo the point of agonyGrowing darkness taking dawnI was me, but now He's gone
And today Christine has brought my heart back to life.
I love you SO MUCH babygirl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Today I am sad to announce that we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense. Common Sense has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird catches the worm; Life isn't always fair; and maybe it was
We Got Blogs Muthafuckaz!!!!!!!This is just a little message i found on myspace that i thought was pretty important to the Family, for all of us to think about, so please just take a few minutes to read it...
JUGGALOZ- Sorry to be all deep and serious but i got lots of shit on my mind. I'm tired of everything and everybody. The only thing i give a shit about in this hell we call a world is my Juggalo Family. The Carnival saved my life and my soul. My Juggalo Pride is the best thing that ever happened to me. It's starting to scare me for the fact when I sit back and actually observe the juggalo world, It seems like its going down hill. It seems to me that a lot of ninjas are out for self and trying to prove whos a bigger juggalo that who. There is no big or small juggalo. We are all the same. It doesn't take $4,000 is psychopathic merchandise to be a juggalo. Just because I got an old school mostastless jersey doesn't make me any better than a ninja with only one t-shirt. Being a juggalo is whats in your hea
We Got Married 10/18/2006TODAY WE GOT MARRIED ON LC....WE POSTED BULLETINS BUT NOBODY WHO CARED WAS ONLINE...SORRY U ALL MISSED IT......BUT I WANTED TO LET EVERYONE KNOW PERSONALLY.....WE R EXCITED.....HE CANT WAIT TO CONSTAMATE....GO FIGURE....LOL .....THANX 4 UR TIME LOVE YA ALL....MNFCL.....BYE
P.S. WE ECCEPT GIFTS.....LOL
We Gonna Try This One Last TimeFreedom Fighters Motorcycle Club is now looking For A Fewe Good People. We are Re-opening For One Last Hoo-rah Come See US AT http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=53504
We Gotta Do BetterIdentifying and Location Information
As of 02/21/08 DIN (Department Identification Number) 07A6872
Inmate Name ORRIDGE, CARL
Sex MALE
Date of Birth 08/12/1986
Race / Ethnicity BLACK
Custody Status IN CUSTODY
Housing Releasing Facility ELMIRA
Date Received (Original) 12/17/2007
Date Received (Current) 12/17/2007
Admission Type NEW COMMITMENT
County of Commitment NEW YORK
Latest Release Date / Type (Released Inmates Only)
Crimes of Conviction
If all 4 crime fields contain data, there may be additional crimes not shown here. In this case, the crimes shown here are those with the longest sentences.
As of 02/21/08 Crime Class
MURDER 2ND A1
ATT MURDER 2ND B
ASSAULT 1ST DEGREE B
CRIM POSS WEAP 3RD SUB 4-8 VFO D
Sentence Terms and Release Dates
Under certain circumstances, an inmate may be released prior to serving his or her minimum term and before the earliest release date shown for the inmate.
As of 02/21/08 Aggr
We Have Taken A Big StepBlack Canary (Alison Angel) jumped into the foray of "owning" a lounge here....I co-own it with her....
http://cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=5351
Please feel free to come by and say hi....It is for women primarily....
Men can come in and chat and what have you but I would prefer that you didnt add yourselves as members....
The rules posted and its still a work in progress so bear with BC and I....We are trying to whip her into shape...
Thanks...
Alison and
Jenna
We Have Taken The Blue Pill Today...Constriction ... Staring through blank soulless eyes. Choke....I find no happiness in today, I find only deep seething depression. I feel I can't draw breath. Overwhelming. Violent negative thoughts. Blood in all of them. Fucking hell Inky, I need the pain. Cold..alone Many dark clouds fill my sky.. Wandering soulless, choking... I have gone many weeks without solace, my release the evils brewing inside.. Sadness spirals around seeping deep within.. blinded by torrents both from the sky and behind my tormented, haunted eyes
We Have To Remeber This Little BoyHELP!!!!
Do you remember February 1993 when a young boy of 3
Was taken from a Liverpool shopping centre by two 10-year-old boys?
Jamie Bulger walked away from his mother for only a Second.
Jon Venables took his hand and led him out of the mall with his Friend Robert Thompson.
They took Jamie on a walk for over 2 and a half miles, along the way
Stopping every now and again to torture the poor Little boy who was
Crying constantly for his mummy.
Finally they stopped at a railway track where they brutally kicked him,
Threw stones at him, rubbed paint in his eyes, pushed batteries up
His anus and cut his fingers off with scissors.
Other Mutilations were Inflicted but not reported in the press. What these two boys did was So horrendous that Jamie's mother was forbidden to Identify his body.
They then left his beaten small body on railway tracks so a train could run him over to hide the mess they had created.
These two boys, even being boys, understood what they did
We Have A Winner!So my ex decides to piss someone and got into this big fight lastnight and got his face pounded..but you know that wasnt enough..
some fucktards decided to come down and put a stompin to my car as well... im thankful that me and the boys are fine BUT FFS!!!!! arg!!! not the best mornin everyone.. so If i come across alil moody.. you know why. loves you all
Todays shoutbox cock muncher is!!!*drum roll*
Da Sox: go fuck off & die cunt
->Da Sox: now now, you said you had A question.... not question(s),I dont give that out to just anyone. Specially to people I dont know.Sorry, have a good day.
Da Sox: ???
Da Sox: ok, what's your yahoo or msn?
->Da Sox: umm yes that I do.
Da Sox: do u have yahoo or msn messenger?
->Da Sox: sure.. shoot?
Da Sox: question for u ok?
Then after my reply he went ,rated me a one then blocked me*blushes*
I was pretty nice to him too, oh well.
I swear some peoples children who lack manners, b
We Haven't Talked MuchYou never know when your guardian angel will be there for you so I have to try.
I am sending this to you to see how many actually read their e-mail.
Your response will be interesting. Pay attention to what you read.
After you have finished reading it, you will know the reason it was sent to you.
Here goes:
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime.
When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person..
When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed.
They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support,
to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are.
They are there for the reason you need them to be.
Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time,
this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end.
Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away.
Sometimes
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We Had Better Livewe had better live as we think otherwise we shall end up by thinking as we have lived.
We Have Lost An Angel...A truly remarkable friend and coworker has lost her battle with cancer this past week.
She was an amazing mother, teacher and friend.
Despite the fact that she was suffering tremendously, she never walked around w/o her beautiful smile.
Her 4 daughters and her students meant the world to her. She always gave 110%, no matter how she was feeling.
She had to quit working a year ago, because the cancer spread and it took its toll on her.
Nevertheless, she was determined to beat it and told her doctors to do whatever they could to get her back into the classroom. She kept saying that she still had so much left to do here on Earth and her girls needed her, also.
Sadly, it just wasn't meant to be. She died on Monday, March 17 in the morning.
We have been on Spring Break this past week and will be returning to work tomorrow.
None of us are ready to face the children at school. They were asking about her before we went on vacation and now we have to break the news to them.
This
We Have To Be ApartWe have to be apart, I know...
but thoughts of you are never far from my mind.
Your love still wraps around me
like the warmness of summertime...
but I long to feel your arms around me, too.
Until we can be together again, dream of me,
night and day, as I dream of you...
And remember the love that is
always waiting for you & you alone.
We Have Failed To Paint It Blackwait my dear ... no jealousies
silly thing ... you can't know how i feel
come take my hand i will show you the flame
burning secrets, burning wishes ... your name
don't be insecure, don't be afraid ... i'll hold you tight
oh, virgin weakness, infinite sweetness ... that's you so let's dance
all alone
i want to kiss you, want to feel you deep
your silly skin, a tender touch,
a sign that promises so much
i want to kiss you, want to feel you deep
and so we dance
nothing ever spoils my joy of loving you,
of looking in your eyes ... i couldn't be that blind
that i won't crave for you
and still we dance all alone
i want to kiss you ...
I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth. And indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition...
that this goodly frame the earth... seems to me a sterile promontory. It's a most excellent canopy, the air.
Look you, this brave, o'er hanging firmament. This majestical roof fretted with golden fire. Why, it appeareth n
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Weight IssuesI weighed myself last night and this morning, and it turns out that I'm now down to 165 and a half. I must have lost maybe 10 pounds or more I don't know. But somehow I made it to where I can handle everything now. I wonder if I can fit into some jeans that I have never been able to fit before in years? But no matter, I will do my best to lose the rest. This is an update on my progress so far. I'm down to 177.5 as of Today. I'm wondering if it's all the work that I was doing today or something else, I don't know. But I guess what I really need to do is to be more healthier from now on. Since I found out that my Cholesterol levels are a bit high, I was scared to think that I might end up losing my life if I don't do something about it. So now I'm taking charge of my life as well as my body and lose as much weight as possible as well as lower my levels. This is the first time that I have ever told anyone about my weight problems. For the past few days, I lost 5 pounds. I was at 183, now
Weight Loss NewsI have an appointment next month for surgury orientation. After that if all the tests are good, then I can have the surgery done. I will have my new and improved body probably in time for the new year. Wooooo Hooooo!!!!!!! I am so damned happy. I just came from the doctors today and I lost 18 pounds. I also found out that I can get the surgury done to lose up to 120 more pounds and my insurance will cover it all!!!!! I will be so gorgeous by the time this is all done. My hubby may not want me to go out of the house. HAHAHA!!!! He wishes that is. Because I am going to show off my new body all over town and see how many looks and stares of disbelief I get. Hell, my hubby may not want me. But you know, that is OK to!!! It is all good. I may even get a morph done of the before and after pictures!!!!
The WeightMy weight arrives double-fold
One in bloat and one on hold
The day a mirror comes face to face
Brings to an end my leather and lace
With nothing on but a cheeto ring
Around my mouth like spackling
It was at that moment I realized
7, 8, youre super size
Start to wait at the end of the line
Ill wait a few minutes hate wasting my time
I tap my feet and twiddle my thumbs
Impatient and desperate I have become
I fall on my bed with phone in hand
Please answer soon I beg pizza man
Pick up or delivery my god is it true
After all this waiting I finally got through
I want a large pizza and a order of wings
And before I forget 1 onion ring
So tomorrow my diet I will start once more
But today down my throat this food I will pore
Weight Loss RewardsOk, I'm on a mission to lose 75 pounds. Well I've made myself a list of several rewards. I'm using 15 pounds as each goal, so that means 5 rewards!!
15 pounds - tanning!!
30 pounds - tattoo
45 pounds - undecided, but I'll probably need new clothes, lol
60 pounds - belly button pierced
75 pounds - woohoo, I'm having a party!!! LOL
Shannon
Weight Loss - I Need Your Help!!!Hi My Dear Friends,
I need to ask the help of my FRIENDS and FAMILY to help me lose weight.
The intention is to lose 10 - 12 Kg's in 4 - 5 weeks.
Every week I intend to publish photos of my progress and need you to rate them.
I will give you my target for the 1st week and process a picture and a caption of the weight lost. If I achieve my weekly target, rate me 10 if not you can rate me lower.
As I don't want to get less than 10's my motivation to lose this weight will be high. Please comment me if you want to don't mind helping me and I will add you to my FAMILY.
The person that gives me the most support will get a CHERRY prize and a FULL dedication at the end of March 2007.
Thank you all in advance for your support.
Love you all
Huggysh xxx
Weight LoseI recently had a surgery and lost 165 lbs...I am curious to others that have lost weight and how they are doing now. Drop a line lets chat.
Weight Losssunday night me and my boss shelly weighed ourselves@work. i was only 8lbs more than her. she weighs 100lbs and im@108lbs. now b4 my mom died in march i weighed like 130lbs.thats a weight loss of22lbs.i would think id gain weight being the only time i eat is late at night being that i work 3rd shift and i eat junk food all night at work&been eating alot of mtos from sheetz. i was thinkin bout trying them weight gainer pills we sell@work cuz no matter how much i eat i just seem to lose weight.altho it probly dont help that i only eat when im at work and i havnt been sleeping
Weight LossOk
I was on my way home from work. I worked in Huntington Beach and lived in Long Beach at the time.
I was headed up Valley View from the beach and I was almost to the 405 (San Diego freeway). The traffic was pretty heavy (as it always is in the afternoons in Southern California), so I split traffic. (If you aren't sure what this is, it's where people ride their motorcycles between the lanes of stopped/slow traffic. It's a common practice in So Cal.)
The facts of the accident I had to get from eyewitness accounts and from the police accident report. I still have no recollection of the actual accident.
I was splitting traffic and someone abruptly changed lanes into me, forcing me to rear end a station wagon that was going about 45 or 50 miles per hour slower than me, causing me to come to a rather sudden and abrupt stop. ( I often refer to this as the part where I "wore" a station wagon.) The next thing I remember, is someone pulling the shattered remains of my helme
Weight LossI just wanted to write my thoughts on this. I have been looking into the new weight loss procedure for over a year now. The procedure consists of inserting a band around the top portion of the stomach that is adjustable. This procedure is a lot less complicated than bypass where your stomach is actually made smaller and they remove a portion of your intestines and reroute them to your "new" stomach. Lapband is 100% reversable.
The reason that i have not been able to get the surgery is because my insurance would not cover it. They would rather pay for treatment that the weight causes than something that can prevent it. Well, as of August 1st my insurance has changed and the new insurance will pay for this procedure. I am going to start the procedure process in December and the surgery will be done by January or February.
The one thing that will try to stop me is my husband. He is trying to tell me not to do it. Now i have tried many programs to loose weight. Preciption and over the c
Weights Off My ChestI'M TIRED OF BEING LONELY...
I'M TIRED OF BEING SAD...
I'M TIRED OF BEING THE BLAME FOR EVERYTHING...
I'M TIRED OF GUYS STARTING OUT SO KIND AND ENDING UP SO MEAN TOWARDS ME...
I'M TIRED OF NOT BEING TRUSTED, EVEN WHEN ALL I'VE EVER BEEN WAS HONEST...
I'M TIRED OF TELLING THE TRUTH AND HAVING IT THROWN IN MY FACE WITH EVERY ARGUEMENT...
I'M TIRED OF NOT BEING ALLOWED TO FORGET MY PAST...
I'M TIRED OF GIVING UP WHAT I WANT...
I'M TIRED OF SACRIFICING WHAT I NEED...
I'M TIRED OF MY HEART HURTING ALL THE TIME...
I'M TIRED OF BEING TOLD I CANNOT DO SOMETHING WHEN IT'S OKAY FOR OTHERS...
I'M TIRED OF BEING TOLD WHAT I AM ALLOWED AND AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO (I'M 21 YEARS OLD)...
I'M TIRED OF FORGETTING MY DREAMS...
I'M TIRED OF NOT BEING ALLOWED TO BE MYSELF...
I'M TIRED OF BEING LIED TO...
I'M TIRED OF BEING ACCUSED OF LYING...
I'M TIRED OF BEING ACCUSED OF SHOWING OFF TO OTHERS IN ARGUMENTS...
I'M TIRED OF ALWAYS BEING STRESSED...
I'M TIRE
Weight LossThis is my 9th day of dieting, I just finished a 20 minute cardio workout, I am Hot and sweaty. BUT I lost a inch in my hips and waist YAY, no idea if I lost weight my scale batteries died. Could be a good thing. Well I am off to take a shower. I was doing so good then I crashed, ate all kinds of goodies. Guess I will have to work on my will power. I am using Sparkpeople.com to log in what I eat and workout to see if I can keep better track of what I am doing. wish me luck
Well all last winter I did really good on working out everyday, eating right but the weight it's self didn't seem to go anywhere. I was getting slimmer but stayed the same weight. Very frustrating. Well this fall winter season I am just watching my calorie intake and not working out as much, due to so much school work. And I am dropping the weight. I have lost 15lbs, I need to lose at least another 15 to be only 49% overweight. Beign tall really helps hide the weight, and of course wearing baggy clothing. So I gue
Weight LossThis is really interesting.. i watched it this morning. Just look..The net and friends can do good things for you!
http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=3945503&affil=wsyx
Weight Loss 2008mwahahahah...I guess the only support forthcoming is going to be from me, so ioncestuous though it seems...Yayy Tony, you rock dude, I just know that you can do it so go go go
I am 100% behind you all the way, and when you manage it I am going to give you a huge tongue kiss! oh well, here we go, I am hoping that putting this out there for any and all to see is going to help me with that oh so important constituent of any weight loss programme....INCENTIVE
I shall post my starting weight, and most important to me, waist measurement, then see if my monthly updates will show any improvement.
What on Earth is a geezer as old as the hills bothering about this for? I hear you asking yourselves, nonplussed looks abounding.....
Well, it just FEELS hideous....my skin over my stomach feels stretched as tight as a drumskin, I feel as if I am lugging a sack of spuds round my middle and third but by no means unimportant, I DO STILL CARE about what I look like!
SO, as of today, Thursday 27t
Weight Loss ProgramA guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself
Weight LossI have loss 135 pounds so far if you are interested send me a message
Weight Lose!I am currently trying to lose weight and I looking for support and words of wisdom! Anyone got any good exercises or tricks I could use to help me drop weight quicker but in a healthy way? Take care!
Weight IssuesOkay, so I'm having some issues. I just can't seem to get motivated to lose the rest of my weight. I have to find a way to do it. I'm down because I seem to stay at the same weight but I'm happy I've lost this much. It seems like a never ending struggle. i have to figure out a way to get motivated. How do I do it?? I want to lose it to look good and to feel better. I'm not doing it for anyy guy or anything like that. Please..............anyone, any ideas??? I just moved to the area that I'm at and I havent' really meet anyone that I could have to be a motivational partner or to workout with. I have 3 kids so money is a little tight....... Any ideas would be wonderful.......... Please.........
Weight IssuesHave you ever felt so down that you just couldn't pick yourself up?? You just didn't know how you were going to make it through the rest of the day feeling the way you feel??
Today is just one of those days for me. I don't know exactly what is wrong, but today is just not feeling up to par.
It started with the stupid drs appointment. I found out that I have gained some weight even though I'm busting my ass off at the gym. In two weeks, I've only taken one day off from it. I've been there every night and this past week, I've been there everynight...... except last night b/c I felt so down. The dr raised my meds hoping that might help. I hope it does.
I hate weighing what I weigh. It just isn't fair. I guess life isn't. I've tried so hard to get down to my weight again. I just can't seem to keep it going.
Plus I'm stressed out at home. My kids have been gone for a week and my husband and I haven't been able to sit down and talk. It seems like all we d
Weight Loss PlanA guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss
program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him
a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a
pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later
huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing
happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find
he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is
wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck
Weight Loss StoryMy battle with weight started in grade school; as early as 5th or 6th grade I was overweight. That is when, I remember, I had to go shopping with my mom in the "husky" section for school clothes. As a junior in high school, my weight hit 225 and I went on my first official diet. This would be the first of many diets that I would follow in the years to come. None were the lifestyle change that I needed to make--the total change that included exercise, good food choices, portion control and the mental change that I needed to make to turn my life around and become the healthy person that I needed, and wanted, to be.
In the Fall of 2006, my weight had made me very depressed and miserable. I rarely went out and clothes shopping was something I tried to avoid at all costs. Shopping was something that would cause me to face what I had let myself become and that would make the depression worse. At my highest weight of 410 pounds, I wore a 60" waist pant that could be expanded up to 64" and
Weight Lossok so i have decided to lose weight in the new year. i am doing this by going on a low carb diet and slowly increasing my excercise. i also decided that i am not gonna use pounds to judge how much i lose but inches. i will be updating this every week with my new measurements so my friends can keep up with how i'm doing. please feel free to leave comments as they will help me along the way.
day 1 measurments
neck 19 inches
arm 23.5 inches
leg 40.5 inches
waist 57 inches
hips 75 inches
day 1 pic
start of week 2 measurments
neck 19
arm 23.5
leg 40 .5 in loss
waist 56.5 .5 in loss
hips 74 1 in loss
total 2.5 in loss so far
no pic i forgot
start of week 3 measurements
neck 18 1 in loss
arm 23.5
leg 40
waist 55.5 1 in loss
hips 74
so 2 in total loss this week
start of week 3 pic
remember to check back each saturday to see how i'm doing
Weight Loss/muscle Gain Workouts And DietI have found that the key to weight loss, with lasting results is to eat higher protien meals that allow your body to use its own fat storage as fuel. I have limited the carbs in the afternoon unless my workout falls in the afternoon but really taper them off going to bed. I try to eat at least 8 times per day with 6 being the min. mBreakfast by far is still my largest meal, but the calorie content is low. wow this new training program really pushes me to my intensity limit. I have never experienced muscle fatigue and soreness like this. Who would have thought that doing one exercise per body part for 3 different bodyparts could increase strength and muscle gains so fast. I tell you this work out is not for the weak of the weak of stomach.
Starting cardio again on wednesday morning, just going to do a brisk walk on the treadmill for 45 min.
Until tomorrow. wow the pumps are truly incredible, I have now lowered the weight using stricter form and manage to have better contr
Weight Loss!!i lost 10lbs. im soooo happy...just another 40lbs to go abd i have to lose it by June 18th!!
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Weighing InEarlier this morning I read a blog, it stated some very interesting things, things that I recall happening. I'm the unfortunate factor in said blog.
However I don't think anyone deserves what happened in that blog, regardless of feeling. You may think you deserve this, this and this but in reality no one deserves to emotionally or physically abused.
The blog owner goes on to say everything was her fault, but it wasn't. It never was. Idiocy and fear were the main triggers in the 'antagonist' were the main factors in the blog owners blog. Fear and Idiocy have always been the case. The blog owner never knew was the person described was never once aware of what he was doin'. He just did it, but every night couldn't live with himself. Not once. And still can't.
Thoughts of suicide ran through his mind a lot, something he refused to tell the blog owner. He didn't do it, because he loved the blog owner to much to do so. He still does, the blog owners flaws, the blog owners everything. As h
Weight Loss Here I Come!ok I got tired of being heavy and so on the 8th of June I put my foot down, I weighed 231.2 lbs.
Now on June 11th I weighed myself with the same scale and Im 224 lbs!
I lost 7.2 lbs so far!
Whoop! Fucking Whoop!!
Go me! :)
Weight Loss AdventureAs of today, I've lost 59 pounds mostly through diet and calorie counting. I had follow up blood work done (original done in November) today and received the results a little bit ago:
Lipid Panel from November 2011
ComponentYour resultStandard rangeUnits
CHOLESTEROL
196
Weight...I'm starting my weight loss today. I'm going to buy a scale to help keep track of my progress.
My goal: To lose 20 pounds
Current weight: 130 **Mind you I only stand 4'9"**
Plan: Eat 5 small meals a day, veggies, fruits, chicken, fish, all that goodness. Walk 4 miles 3 days a week: Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Sports on Xbox 360, pushups and situps on Tuesday and Thursday. Saturday and Sunday are days with my kids, playing, running around, enjoying life.
Weight LossWell they say a picture is worth a thousand words. I have a few words to say about these. Ugh, how did I get to this point? Well, that doesn't really matter, what matters is where I am going now.
My goal...I have finally decided to take action! I am not waiting until a Monday rolls around, I'm not going to wait until next month starts. I'm taking that first step today! Stay tuned for results as I will be updating this for some support as time goes on.
Weight Loss, What No One Tells You, Or You Expect....I Decided Back on March 24th that I wasn't happy living within the shell I was carrying around with me. Busting/rolling out of a Size 14, With way more than a MUFFIN top, more like a bunt cake! I was going to CHANGE, Starting with a calorie counting, drinking more water & green tea, and adding some calorie burning. I took out my Smart phone, downloaded the "LOSE IT" app, added my weight, height, age, and my goal weight. started walking 3 miles a day, eating under 1,300 calories a day. I also added a step counter accupedo, put a goal of 10,000 steps a day which I fell short of at first. I took Photo's, even though I hated my reflection looking back at me. Pushing 180, with a goal of 150 in site. I started walking my route twice a day. Weighing ounces and counting every calorie became a game to me. Not just putting in the food I ate but the butter I cooked it in, the salt I added. I used to think FRUIT & veggies were FREE.... wrong! My image of a pasta serving and a real serving was 3 ti
Weird Dream!i had a weird dream that there were spiders all around my house and i was trying to kill them all and i couldnt get away! and then after that i had a dream i was driving and i made and wrong turn and went off a cliff all in the same night! lol
WeirdI am so ready to move out of the dorms here. I love being on my own, but I detest having to room with another person. Its not that I think that they are bad people, I just dont want to have to beg someone to do the things that I want to. I WANT A PLACE OF MY OWN! I want a place where Dustin can sleep next to me everynight and I can have anyone over whenever I want. I want a place where I can cook dinner everynight and take a shower at my leisure w/o someone strange in the next stall. The only downside is that I wont be living on campus; therefore it will be more difficult for me to be motivated to go to class.
I have been working. I am so happy to be earing my own money, but the job sucks hard. I get the amazing opportunity to clean up after stuck-up jerk-off college kids. But a paycheck is a paycheck; now I will get to buy the things that I want and need.
Weird, Stupid ShitCordele - Phans Bridge Road - a woman walks the bridge at night looking for her lost child. It is said that you can hear her calling her child’s name, and see her swimming around and under the bridge at night.
Fairburn - Peter's Woods - There's an old cemetery in the woods haunted by an Amish girl who was in love with a non-Amish boy. Her father found out and told her she could never see the boy again. The girl went into the woods and hung herself. Sometimes you see her ghost on the side of the road and stop to pick her up & she tells you to go to her house. Once you stop you see her father run out of the house & start screaming at her & she runs into the woods. If you chase her, you get deep into the woods & feel something brush the top of your head & you look up to see her body hanging from a tree. Then you look again & see nothing but the remnants of an old house & a small family cemetery.
Fayetteville - Holiday Dorsey - Fife House - Doc Holiday was an outlaw, who died of tub
6 Weird Things About Me."Love is patient, love is kind. It is not jealous, love is not pompous, it is not inflated, it is not rude, it does not seek its own interests, it is not quick-tempered, it does not brood over injury, it does not rejoice over wrongdoing but rejoices with the truth. It bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.... So faith, hope, love remain, these three; but the greatest of these is love." 1 Corinthians Chapter 13
6 weird things about me.
1. I'm playing tag with a blog and have never done this.
2. I drink water milk and coffee for breakfast.
3. I have a pig farm. I've never been a farmer.
4. I am addicted to my computer.
5. I am shy in nature but outspoken in behaving badly with a camera.(if you have ever gotten a pic of me you know what I am talking about.)
6. My favorite ice cream is Superior Dairy Banana Ice Cream.
6 friends I will tag to list 6 weird things about themselves:
1. rx8bear
2. mailman
3. snow bunny (sorry hun)
4. Caj
6 Weird Things About Me1. this next birthday of mine i will have been a mother half my life at 30 yrs old
2. I hate winter but love the snow
3. In real Life i am one of the shyest people you will know untill i get to know you
4. I am addicted to sex
5. I am more in love with my husband now then when i married him
6. I walked into a courtroom with a loaded gun and almost killed a man yrs ago
7.
whats your weird things?
6 Weird Things About MeEach player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun!
1. Before I leave the house every morning, I have to check 4 or 5 times to make sure that I unplugged/turned off the hairdryer, curling iron, etc. (my OCD coming out).
2. I can only eat cereal dry. I can't stand it with milk.
3. Anytime someone asks me to repeat something I said I always say "I said" before I do.
4. I hate onions in my food, on hamburgers, etc. but I love onion rings.
5. I have dated a former (male) stripper.
6. If i could live anywhere else in the world it would be Nashville, Tennesse (and no i don't want to be a country singer).
I would tag 6 more people but most of the people I would chose have already done this.
6 Weird Things About Me...I was tagged by. .SxyLdy70BACK! My little Cali girlfriend...
Here's the rules ,list six weird things or habits about yourself, list six friends you would like to play tag and comment them so they will check the blog for details.(6+6+6 ?) Here Goes: (in no particular order)
1.)When I put toothpaste on my toothbrush I try to do that little curl on the end, like in the comercials or on the box.
2.)I crank up the music in the car then yell over it instead of turning it down....DUH????
3.)I cant stand it when my socks are crooked..
4.)I absolutely CANNOT sleep naked..
5.) I like R&B..SSSHHHHH Dont tell anyone..
6.) I like to cook....
I TAG
Newboston
NYC Goth Girl
Kort
Sexy Italian 76
Christina
CutieRoZiE
6 Weird Things About Me...Here's the rules ,list six weird things or habits about yourself, list six friends you would like to play tag and comment them so they will check the blog for details.(6+6+6 ?) Here Goes: (in no particular order)
1.)I shower after I bathe..always..
2.)I obsess over my clothes & acceseries matching--head to toe
3.)I do not nor have I ever had a Driver's license.. Sad I know
4.)Closet country music fan hidden in my metal CD's..lol
5.) I have a hard time controling my temper when I believe in something..
6.) I Enjoy tatoo's as much as SEX..
I TAG
Jahmann
Damion
Mcclarkin
Wizard
Hotpants911
Inked Firefighter
6 Weird Things About MeI was tagged by my sexy Diesel
Here's the rules ,list six weird things or habits about yourself, list six friends you would like to play tag and comment them so they will check the blog for details.(6+6+6 ?) Here Goes: (in no particular order)
1.I like to bite things as a habit I prefer to bite ppl but most ppl don't like it :(
2.)When I take off my shoes they have to always be placed next to each other neatly.
3.)I actually don't mind cleaning the toilet lol
4.)I hate to be called Ma
5.) I think gothic girls are sexy lmao
6.) I hate wearing a bra
I TAG
Berto
BrushemOff
Dave
Raid
Daddyfatsaccxx
Freekish for that Greekish boy
6 Weird ThingsEach player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun!
1. I hate school, but I started back anyway.
2. I am very anal about my hair.
3. I think life sucks!
4. I am a nympho, lol.
5. I dont like kissing
6. I have a weird obsession, for more details, ask . Thats all i am saying for now.
People I tagged
1.Deaths only love
2.teddybear
3 ronnie
4.cowboy
6 Weird ThingsEach player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun!
1. I am terrified of falling I have dreams of it.
2. I am so afraid of having a accident and not having on nice underwear or my legs have not been shaved.
3 I love icecream and frenchfries together
4 I can handle the rest of my house getting messed up but I hate dirty dishes in my kitchen
5. I am one of those people that if I gain weight I am miserable until I lose it. I look in the mirror and see myself as fat no matter how I look
6. I have little self confidence kinda shy around new people afraid that someone will not like me
The following people please fill out the same in your own blogs...
1. Thats Mz Ponygirl Sue t
6 Weird ThingsEach player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun!
1. I am terrified of brown recluse spiders. I got bit by one when I lived in texas, it was nasty!
2. I am so afraid of having a accident and not having on nice underwear or my legs have not been shaved. (I stole this one from Ladeeee~I hope you don't mind, but it is so true)
3 I love snakes (check my picts)
4 I am a very laid back person most of the time, but I can come totally unglued over something small if I don't like the person doing/saying something that I don't like.
5. I see the best in others, but the worst in myself.
6. I have little self confidence kinda shy around new people , but when I feel comfortable around them...look
6 Weird Things...Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun!
1. I love driving around following storms.
2. I have an addiction for tattoos.
3. I do tend to worry about always haveing clean underware on..due to the same reason shorty does.. i need to feel and be clean in case of an accident..any accident
4. I do love spiders and snakes there beautiful, and deadly all at the same time.
5. I do get pissed off very easily when ppl judge me before they even talk to me.
6. I hate liars and cheats more then anything.
I would love , the following ppl to fill this out and send it on..
DR.
TheDarkQueen
Gentleman1948
Silver
Draco342
bmxr
Weird Stuffand i didn't try to make it like this was my real name
Smurf NameYour Smurf Name isSexy SmurfGet Your Smurf Name at Quizopolis.com
The Weird Projects I DoAries
Your element: Fire
Your ruling planets: Mars
Symbol: The Ram
Your stone: Ruby
Life Pursuit: The thrill of the moment
Vibration: Enthusiastic
Aries Secret Desire: To lead the way for others.
Description:
Aries are fire signs and those born under this element are regarded in astrology as adventurous, active and outgoing. It won't matter where you go or how remote or unusual it is - from the Outback to the Antarctic - you can be sure that an Aries has been there before you (or at the very least you will meet one along the way!) Aries is a uniquely naive sign. Although they are independent, outgoing and assertive they are also surprisingly trusting, often innocently walking into the lion's den at times. No matter what upheaval, challenge or triumph they confront - an Aries has a wonderful ability to bounce back. Their faith in life and the future remains untouched by hardship. Their gift is that they are always children at heart and the world is always
Weirdyep fixed front filled in a few and pulled two wisdom teeth theres a pic of new teeth in me ablum lol this years pics are up have a great eveing to feed
Weird Isn't It?! All Of My Friends Must See This Blog!Ralphie Parker - Age 9 from "The Christmas Story"
Tracey Russell (me) - Age 9 (1992) from Petersburg, IN
Alright, I was looking through my old pictures today and I came across an older school picture from November 14, 1992 and guess what immediately came to mind? RALPHIE PARKER from "The Christmas Story"! Did I not look EXACTLY like him with the GLASSES AND ALL?! The sad part is I always wanted a Red Rider BB Gun for Christmas just as Ralphie AND I was always picked on at that time...just as little Ralphie was. I just HAD to scan this picture and bring out the 'ol Photoshop to show you guys...it's amazing at how much I resembled him and how much we were alike (even in character!).
I MUST get some comments on this...it's too crazy to pass up guys!!!! Come on...you know you wanna....it's even the Holiday Season for goodness sakes!!
Weird Stuffwhy is my orange juice kinda hmmm gritty tasted strange too.... ohhh yeah and there were sparkles all over the sides of the glass after taking a sip....now i know of only one thing in this house that tastes off and has sparkles can you guess what it is and tell my why i shouldn't be just a little miffed??????? i applied to suicide girls lastnight in between lighting my arsenal for new years... they accepted me omg..... should i do it.. keep in mind i want desperately to get custody of my 4 year old daughter...what should i do ...i didn't even think they would accept
Weirdnesscheck mine out and leave me a comment its at http://thestarlitecafe.com/poets/asidmancer
Weird Shit!!!***************************************************************************Let idiots know their idiots. Order your bumber stickers today.***************************************************************************December 22nd was Global Orgasm For Peace Day. ***************************************************************************SWEET! This kid for sure has a leg up in life (so to speak). Think of the advantages.***************************************************************************MY SPACE DEATHS***************************************************************************..">***************************************************************************THE ROAD OF DEATH!!!Visit this link to see: Yungas Road - The World's Most Dangerous Roadbr>Road Of DeathTHE ROAD OF DEATH! A treacherous, winding mountain road with no guardrails along the east side of the Bolivian Andes claims 200-300 lives every year, according to this article. The road is known as Yungas Road. Check out these TERR
Weird Dream.Last night, I dreamt that for some reason, we were in my car driving back from springfield to my house. and by we, i mean myself, my brother, john goodman, and roseanne barr. both were in character from the show, "Roseanne."
john goodman's driving, roseanne's shotgun, and my brother and i are in the back seat. i casually notice he's going about 85mph in snow, and i mention i don't usually do that on dry pavement, let alone snow.
sure enough, we get all the way to my house, and he spins out about 100 yards from the driveway.
in doing so, we slide off the road, into the ditch, but in my dream, my road ditch turned into a 20 foot ravine with a creek about 8 feet deep.
john goodman, roseanne, my brother, and i all get out fine, but my brother's in the water, diving to get anyone else out of the lumina.
he doesn't find anyone, and all i can think about is, "how am i going to get my car out of this creek and into my driveway?!"
and then i woke up.
Weird Things About Me!!!!You know who you are...I love you GIRL...Always and Forever, and whenever you need anything don't hesitate to call me!!!
Weird StuffThis was apparently in the Washington Post, the title of the article was "Best Come Back Line Ever."
In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.
The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop.
"You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview.
Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need."
"Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car ap
Weirdnessok so i have been "talking" to this guy...and we went on a few dates..hes really nice and not my type lmao...well ive ignored him all weekend and i talk to him today and he thinks im his girlfriend or something...crazy right? but i dont wanna be mean and say you annoy me go away what the hell? i have told him many times that i am unsure of what i want because ive been fuked over too many times..oh lord here we go again
Weirdo Neighbors And Such...Ok, this has been driving me crazy all summer, and I have to vent... Our neighbor across the street is a whack job! We all live in this great planned community, golf courses, nature trails, protected habitats, etc... Basically, a very serene setting. This neighbor is right on the golf course, he has a double deck with a beautiful view of the greens and the lake. However, he is always sitting in his garage on a piece of crap lawn chair staring into our house!! I don't undertand... I thought that maybe it was just my imagination, maybe even paranoia...but there he is again today. He gets home, opens his garage, sets up his chair and stares... He can't possibly see anything else but our house. We are right across the street, and we have a huge privacy fence, so it's not like he is "watching birds" in our backyard or something.
Seriously, go to the Club House and have a drink or something...but get your nose outta my house!!
:)
Weird Things You Would Never Know!!!Weird Things You Would Never Know!! (But do now!)
A shrimp's heart is in its head.
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest
tongue twister in the English language.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a
million descendants.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear
by 700 times.
If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title
14,Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
23% of all photocopier faults world-wide are caused by people sitting on
them and photocopying their butts.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
If you sneeze too hard, you ca
Weird Ass People DayToday is International Weird-Ass People's Day.
Please send an encouraging message to a weird ass friend... just as I've done.
I don't care if you lick windows,
sniff toilet seats
or occasionally poop yourself...
You hang in there sunshine,
you're frigging special.
Weird LawsGreat Britain: In London it is illegal to have sex on a parked motorbike.
Italy
Italy: If a man is caught wearing a skirt, it’s jail!
OZ
Australia: It is illegal to read someone’s tarot - or give them a psychic reading. It’s also illegal to dress up as Batman
France: It is illegal to name a pig, Napoleon.
USA
Michigan, a woman can’t cut her hair without her husband’s permission.
Indiana: It is illegal to attend the theater within 4 hours of eating garlic.
North Dakota: It is illegal to lie down and sleep with shoes on.
Oklahoma: people who make ugly faces at dogs may be fined or jailed.
Wisconsin: Women are not allowed to wear anything red in public.
California: It is illegal for a secretary to be alone with her boss in a room.
Oral sex is illegal in Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.
WeirdLadies and Gentlemen, if You have Your zip code in Your profile, the name of Your town on Your page, all anyone has to do is click on it and they are taken to google earth. They'll be looking down on Your house, Your driveway, Your life. You might just want to tell everyone You know about this. Please spread the word. hugs xxx
I posted this in my stash also...everyone should post this!
How many horses in this picture? Should find 7
Look at the middle column.
Where does it end?
DO YOU SEE FOUR PEOPLE?
Who is the tallest?
A face? .. Or, the word 'liar' ?
What do you see here?
Do you see the word "LIFT"?
Or, a bunch of black splotches ?
Weird And WonderfulMagicUploaded by karna60 Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
How can there be self-help “groups”?
Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?
If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
Whatever happened to Prep
Weird StuffI don't know if linking a video in here will even work, but I'll try.
I watch court shows (whatever, shut up) and one of them is The People's Court. I watched this episode yesterday and found out today that my husband works with the plaintiff. :D He's a dumbass; thought I'd share.
Okay, since Missyfits isn't fubar support, I will be linking the video in the comments. :P
LMFAO @ Kid Rock telling people to drink responsibly in a bourbon commercial. HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
That is all. Just some observations I've made by rotting my brain while watching tv:
Why would men want to dye their facial hair? Just For Men has a beard dye..really?? In the commercial it shows a man with a graying beard being shot down by a 30 or 40 year old woman. Are women at that age really that picky about graying facial hair??
Vanity makes me laugh; just shave the damn thing off! These are the same men who think the 'comb over' looks good and no one can notice. (I just want to s
Weird Things You Would Never KnowWeird Things You Would Never Know (But Do Now)
A shrimp's heart is in its head.
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14,Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
23% of all photocopier faults world-wide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fract
Weird 9/11 Facts1) New York City has 11
letters
2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.
3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who
threatened to
destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11
letters.
4) George W Bush has 11 letters.
5) The two twin towers make an "11"
This could be a mere coincidence, but
this gets
more interesting:
1) New York is the 11th state.
2) The first plane crashing against the
Twin
Towers
was flight number
11.
3) Flight 11 was carrying 92
passengers. 9 + 2 =
11
4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin
Towers, was
carrying 65 passengers.
6+5 = 11
5) The tragedy was on September 11, or
9/11
as it
is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11
6) The date is equal to the US
emergency
services
telephone number 911.
9 + 1 + 1 = 11.
Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make
up your
own mind:
1) The total number of victims inside
all the hi-
jacked planes was 254. 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.
2) September 11 is day number 2
Weird Holidys For OctoberOoops I meant Holidays
Weird October Holidays
October is . . . . Adopt-A-Dog Month, Computer Learning Month, National Apple Jack Month, National Car Care Month, National Clock Month, National Cosmetology Month, National Dessert Month, National Pickled Pepper Month, National Popcorn Poppin' Month, National Pretzel Month, National Sarcastics Month, National Seafood Month, National Kitchen and Bath Month, and Vegetarian Awareness Month
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October 2 is . . . . . Name Your Car Day
October 3 is . . . . . Virus Appreciation Day
October 4 is . . . . . National Golf Day
October 5 is . . . . . National Storytelling Festival
October 6 is . . . . . German-American Day and Come and Take It Day
October 7 is . . . . . National Frappe Day
October 8 is . . . . . American Tag Day
October 9 is . . . . . Moldy Cheese Day
October 10 is . . . . National Angel Food Cake Da
Weird Creepy StalkersOk. Have any of you ever chatted with someone on here and got friendly? Chatting and having good conversation and the person seems nice enough? Then it gets weird, everytime you come onto fubar they pop up and start sending messages, start saying things that just freak you out. Talking of commitment and you really dont know where that comes from?
How do you tell that person to back off without being a total bitch?
Hmmm I could really be a bitch but i am not that way.
This person is totally delusional. I dont think he has a life at all. Fubar is his life I am thinking.
Most of us are here for friends only. i know i am. I am not here to hook up with men. just wish some would realize that.
So. what would you do?
So what would you do?
Weird NewsOct 23, 6:32 PM (ET)
MESA, Ariz. (AP) - A woman who stabbed her tied-up lover so she could drink his blood has been sentenced to 10 years in prison. Tiffany Sutton told Maricopa County Superior Court Judge David Udall that she was sorry for the incident and said she never meant to hurt anyone, but received the stiff sentence anyway after he called the crime especially heinous.
Sutton, 24, pleaded guilty to aggravated assault in August. She was arrested by Tempe police in February after she repeatedly stabbed her lover during an alcohol- and drug-fueled sexual tryst.
According to police reports, the victim, 46-year-old Robert McDaniel, agreed to be tied up during sex but became alarmed and asked to be untied when Sutton pulled out a knife and said she liked to drink blood. Sutton then attacked him, slicing his leg, puncturing his arm, shoulder and back and cutting his neck and stomach. When he escaped, she chased him with a pickax.
Sutton's attorney, Elizabeth Houck, told th
WeirdI meander to the beat of a different drum.
I sing out, and I sing out loud.
My philosophy is "Do whatever you like."
"Just so long as it draws you a crowd."
I amuse all my friends, with my stories and songs,
And maybe a poem or two.
They listen and say; "You should live out these tales."
I wink and say "Maybe I do."
"Why you'd be amazed at the ships I have sailed,
At the perils through which I have steered."
Although never amazed, my friends always smile,
And say; "August, you're certainly weird."
August
Weird Facts!!!!If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky
Weird Dreams.I have very vivid, colorful dreams. Sometimes scary and sometimes very ummm not so scary lol. Sometimes I find myself wanting to sleep so I can dream they are like movies. So here is a crazy sex dream I had (I seem to have a lot of them lol) a few nights ago.
Okay so I am in a desert and I am giving head to a guy that I don't even know. In fact I can't even see his face only his pubic hair. I am actually enjoying it. So as time goes on he pushes my head more toward him so now his dick is all the way in my mouth, so I am now deep throating him. As he his about to cum he shoves is dick even further in my mouth and I am taking it with no problem I am loving it.
I feel him cum then cum again. This dude cums like five or so times can't remember how many. So here is the most weird part a take him in my hands and I am pulling him out of my mouth but it just keeps going and going. There is no end to his dick lol. I am getting annoyed that I can't pull this mans dick out of my mouth.
And h
Weird Kinda Carma Going OnOk here the deal I am in a vary weird kinda pattarn not sure if it is good or bad . First off people who know me very well well have made very rude and crude comments about my personal life which put me in a down moodbasically telling me that I am ugly I dont think I am but hey , 2 I have had two of my ex girlfriens contact me over the past few days one who I havnt talked to in over two years she wants to go back out weird the other I she wanted me back but I was not sure now she told me she wants me back weird . So I told them my new out look on life which is no more will I ever go back meaning if we parted ways in the past it was for a reason so I told the both of them that I want nothing to do with them . 3 My boss gave me my review this week OH BOY he sure can make shit up wow all to keep from giving me a raise sucks . 4 I found a friend with benifis supposedly who never in the mood So wow I must say I kinda at a loss 5 I HAVE A WEEKS VAC NEXT WEEK BUT I HAVE NO ONE TO GO WITH OR P
Weird Holidays For DecemberDECEMBER
December is . . . . Hi Neighbor Month, National Stress Free Family Holiday Month, Bingo's Birthday Month, and Read A New Book Month
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Holidays are listed in chronological order. At the bottom are explanations and tips on how to celebrate certain holidays or sites you can link to containing more information on certain holidays. Remember this site is dedicated to bizarre American holidays, so naturally the links are of that nature. Also, you can link to the home page, previous month, or next month.
December 1 is . . . . . National Pie Day and Eat A Red Apple Day
December 2 is . . . . . National Fritters Day
December 3 is . . . . . National Roof-Over-Your-Head Day
December 4 is . . . . . Wear Brown Shoes Day
December 5 is . . . . . National Sacher Torte Day
December 6 is . . . . . National Gazpacho Day and Mitten Tree Day
December 7 is . . . . . National Cotton Candy
Weird Scenes From The Gold Mine...Some of you may not be football fans.. or watch the news. The 21 on my page is my own little way of paying tribute to Sean Taylor, Safety for the Washington Redskin, slain in his home Monday night.
Sean has been one of, if not my favorite players on the Skins. He's gotten a bad reputation for being your trypical NFL thug.. but he was anything but that. His talent was off the charts and he had yet to reach his peak. I live and breath Redskins football, which is not always a good thing given the way they seem to find a way to lose with so much talent. Many times my only salvation during a game they were clearly destined to lose would was the opportunity to see Sean absolutely POP a wide reciever or running back in the secondary... sometimes it was as if his hits were an extension of my anger at the score.. in that way I felt a connection. I dont think the Skins will EVER have a player like him again in my lifetime and that saddens me beyond words..
What truly matters though is the
Weird Feeling1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Favorite position (s)?
4. Do you think I'm hot?
5. Would you have sex with me?
6. lights on or off?
7. Would you have to be drunk?
8. Would you take a shower with me?
9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
10. Would you leave after or stay the night?
11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?
12. Condom or skin?
13. Do you give Oral pleasures?
14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures?
15. Have sex on the first date?
16. Would you kiss me during sex?
17. Do you think I would be good in bed?
18. Threesome?
20. How many times would you like to cum?
21. Would you use me as a booty call?
21. Can I use you as a booty call?
22. Do you like foreplay?
23. What is foreplay to you?
24. Can we take pictures of the act?
25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
20 Weird SuperstitionsAccording to the dictionary, Superstition is an irrational belief arising from ignorance or fear. There are superstitions for almost all aspects of our daily lives and most have unknown origins. Sometimes they are logical (for example, don't walk under a ladder) but most of the time they are ridiculous. Some people can become controlled by their superstitions (such as the fear of walking on cracks) which is very unhealthy. Here is a list of 20 weird superstitions.
1. A bird in the house is a sign of a death
2. A loaf of bread should never be turned upside down after a slice has been cut from it.
3. Never take a broom along when you move. Throw it out and buy a new one.
4. If the first butterfly you see in the year is white, you will have good luck all year.
5. If a black cat walks towards you, it brings good fortune, but if it walks away, it takes the good luck with it.
6. An acorn at the window will keep lightning out
7. A dog howling at night when someone in the
WeirdnessSo, yeah, things are going well with me. Doing that whole being weird in my own way thing. It's fuuuuun! Yeah, there's really not too much for me to write at the moment. Hopefully Mr. Dave and I will be getting internet soon. I am SO EXCITED! Mr. Dave and I found an apartment and we're going to start moving our stuff there soon. YAY! I'm seriously so damn happy about this. I feel great about it too, no feelings that I shouldn't do this. This is such a relief for the both of us. I'm so happy. So, Mr. Dave and I went out yesterday to go look at an apartment. One of the first things the property manager asked was if we were married. It was a little strange, but not unsettling. Yeah...that was a little weird.
Weird Sex LawsIn Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during theexamination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.!! The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with
WeirdosSo I know that I am a nice person. If someone says hello in my shoutbox, I respond. So this guy sends me a bunch of stuff, rates all my photos and I tell him thanks for all the luv. This is after I return the favor and rate his pics as well.
Days pass and he pops up in my shoutbox this morning. Asks for my yahoo and I politely decline. He gets all offended and calls ME rude and inconsiderate then says he's "not going to waste any more fumoney on me"! Then goes back and re-rates me a one.
Well, fumoney and gifts, rates, these don't hurt my feelings. But it is just extremely aggravating for someone to be so blind that they blame the dissappointment from their own assumptions on me. I could go all analytical and say maybe he's just lashing out at me becuase this cyber world is the only one in which he has any sense of control or worth...and my declining his chat request (while at work mind you) sent him into a rage.
So that's all... I just needed to vent. I might f
Weirdos On Fubar....!alright.... I'm getting pretty annoyed at all the jerks that act like pigs on here. Its so not cool and it sure as hell doesn't make the rest of us men look like prince charming. IS there no end to 55 yr old men telling 18 yr old girls they're hot and trying to get them to post nsfw pics so they can jerk off? There is no way to stop them i guess, but i would just like to state that i, Cole Smith, am not a pig/perv/Weirdo. If you don't believe me then try me and see if you feel the same after we've conversed. There are plenty of men that feel exactly the way i do one here so before you ladies just blow a man off because of some irrelevant reason please give him one chance, just one.
Weird 911 Facts1. YOUR REAL NAME:
Terry
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 4 letters of real name plus izzle)
Terrizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
Black Dragon.... ( didn't say it had to be a REAL animal)
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (ur middle name and street u live
James Edgefield
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name.)
Berte
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
Red Red Bull
7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your last name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name)
Erjrale... or you can just call me earl
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (parents middle names)
Claude Annette
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Kermie
Now just copy and paste, then change the
The WeirdThe room was crowded people stood everywhere, they all talked in little huddles laughing and chatting. The lights shone down on the dance floor where girls were shaking their booty and doing their thing. My eyes notice a girl her body sleek but curvy, she swayed her hips from side to side and moved like a storm that shed across the skies. Her eyes kept meeting mine and I had to look closer, walking to her I see her eyes glowing with blue and her lips red with heat.
Her hands felt round her body, they traveled down her breasts and around her hips then she would stop. My heart was racing and I needed to see more, I move closer and start to dance, her body moves closer to mine, I feel the electricity flowing though our bodies as we rub against each other.
She was a goddess of movement, a women of beauty and overwhelming power, she could hypnotize you with her eyes and sleekness, but it was too late for me I was captured.
We continue to dance our bodies still feeling the heat that w
Weird/funnyso it's 2 am and i can't sleep so i was surfing online for porn as usual and i had this weird annoying pop up window with some stupid bitch from a career college offering me crap.
====================actual convo===============
Jenny Says: A college degree will not only help you maximize your earning potential, but it might also allow you to advance within your current field of work, or change careers altogether!
You: this sucks
Jenny Says: Our site is 100% free, and the information you get from the schools of your choice is also 100% free! You are under no obligation to apply or enroll! CLICK HERE to choose program of interest and request FREE information from our featured schools!
You: so when i graduate you guarantee that i will get a job?
Jenny Says: Once you chose the university or college in which you are interested in, one of their recruiters will contact you within 24-48 hours!
You: idgaf
Jenny Says: I'm not sure I understand your question....w
WeirdDid what was asked to block and rather getting a thanks, I got a "tramp"
Weird Man!
Mephistoph...: tramp
->Mephistoph...: ok
Mephistoph...: block me
->Mephistoph...: ok
Mephistoph...: sorry that i bothered you
Mephistoph...: sorry im not a hot friend
Weird CondomsWhich condom would you use....
Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.
Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.
Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know.
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.
Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.
The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face...
General Electr
Weird DreamsSo I had a dream that I lived with my horrible ex roommate. She was a bitch who never thought she could be wrong about anything. Most of the dream was blurry but I remember there being gun fire and I was holding the persons arm so they wouldn't hurt anyone.
I woke up with my heart pounding.
I hated that bitch. I woke up thinking I had a kid. It was one of those so real it must be true dreams for at least a few second.
Somehow in my dream I had been knocked up and had the kid so fast that I had not had a chance to tell anyone. My boyfriends mom had come over for an unannounced visit and I tried to hide the baby from her. Best part is that my Jamaican boyfriend and my little white self made a really pretty Asian baby girl.
Weird HappeningsPlease read from the bottom up.
So this guy ShoutBox's me asking me these really fucked up questions. Read and if you wanna fuck with him, be my guest.
->ems1120: Good-Bye.->ems1120: these are very personal questions that aren't making me confortable at all.->ems1120: and yes it does turn me off.->ems1120: No not reallyems1120: do like having oral done on you??ems1120: interesting does it turn you off->ems1120: I don't do oral at all actually.ems1120: so you only lick penis if you know the person i assume->ems1120: That just makes vomit surface in my mouth. Licking some strangers penis whom I have no idea who's it is, nor where it has been. Gross much?ems1120: i like the way u think ..so i can assume that prolly wont be licking it->ems1120: some pervert placing his dick through a hole to my stall. Why a hole would be in the stall is beyond meems1120: whats disgusting the whole idea->ems1120: maybe punched it. That's disgusting really lol.ems1120: ok what if you didnt have a cigare
Weird Guy On Fubarsome guy (no need to mention names right now) asked if we could go out cuz he close to me in living distance.i said sure, in a public place. I said the name of a shop. He said ok. Last nite at 4:30am, he asked if he could come over to cuddle. I didnt want to give him my address, I dont know him. Then he asked would i touch his coc*. So I told him I had a gun when I told him I didnt (i dont) and he said he didnt like liars I said "OK", so he would NEVER bother me!!!!! I have knives and sleep w/one too. A butcher knife.
He thinks Im a liar, im not but I dont care what he thinks, as long as he leaves me the fuk alone!!!!!! WTF??!!!! Touch his coc*?!!
I dont know him!!!!! What would you have done???
BEWARE OF "ANOTHER SOUL" (HIS UERNAME). I JUST THINK PPL SHOULD BE CAREFUL OF HIM)
Weirdness Of The WeekI have post thi question before on other sites, and it is a reaccurring thing in my mind.
A long while ago I asked several friends why womens for are always so damned cold. through several ex's I have always notice that when sleeping they would snuggle up close and stick what felt like to frozen blocks on me. Why does this happen???
Weird & Wild Stuff, ManFor my blog at Netflix Reviews of Doom Please let me know what you think if you listen! Yes, it's supposed to be funny.
Comment | Copy This
If you'd rather, you can download the mp3 here- hightlyreccomen.mp3
My dad was/is an physicist, which I for the most part understood until I started school. When I told one kid what my dad did, they said "He can see the FUTURE?" After that I wondered, especially when he did contract work for the government...
I thought people were saying "human beans" instead of "beings".
I knew Santa Claus wasn't bringing the stuff directly to my house, I figured my parents called him at night detailing what I wanted and how good I was, then he sent them the presents. A Santa mail order business, apparently.
I thought everybody loved reading to the point I did (my first years of elementary were spent at private schools- not the fancy kinds with uniforms, just ones where they pay teachers and buy computers- and my mom has a masters in library sci
Weird StuffCoincidence?
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Weirdness!!!!!!!!Those of you very close to me,knew my appointment today with the w/c doc was wrecking my nerves.Shockingly
it went very well.I still don't know how to react and have been burnt so many times...I refuse to get my hopes up.
He is sending me back to the surgeon that I like.He is also going to agree with him and the surgery.
He said he is going to reccomend that they give me water therapy again and to put me back together.
I just can't believe I heard those words out of his mouth, after what he spewed out last time we spoke.
If w/c finally approve's this surgery,it will be a spinal fusion done through my abdomen and a couple other tweeks.
Don't hold your breath...I am not
hugs and stuffs....the spasms from the ride made me sick on the ride home,so I will be off and on
thanks everyone who has been up and down this rollercoaster with me!
Weird People On FuThis guy really made my day n pissed me the F*CK off
MATT@ fubar
See what he had to say
Now how come he 26 n talking like that when back then when it all happened he wasnt even planned yet??? I n also all the germans now dont have anything to do with what happened back then....
Well after me not responding n ignoring the guy i just got this from him again
wowers it keeps going now all germans in his status
Weird StuffA thousand credits and the stupid Fupony just dances? For my money, it should get up in the morning and make breakfast...you've already gotten screwed buying it!
It reminds me of the story that Orson Bean tells -
This is a story about a guy has a horny parrot. It's terrible. Every time he reaches into the cage, the bird humps his arm. He invites his mother to tea, the bird keeps saying foul things. Finally he takes the parrot to a vet.The vet examines the bird extensively, says, "Well, you have a horny male parrot. I have a sweet young female bird, and for fifteen dollars your bird can go in the cage with mine."The guy's parrot is listening and says, "Come on! Come on! What the hell!"Finally, the guy says all right and hands over the fifteen dollars.The vet takes the parrot, puts him in the cage with the female bird, closes the curtain. Suddenly, "Kwah! Kwah! Kwah!" Feathers come flying out of the cage.The vet says, "Holy gee," and runs across the room and opens the curtain
Weird Crazy YoungI'm engaged and when my fiance and I have sex we turn off the T.v so were not distracted.( we also turn off the lights)When we started doing this i weirdly started to imagine us as different characters.Such as once we were lego people, I know weird, another time I was asian and once we were Indian? I don't know why This happens but I enjoy telling him after and laughing about it.
W/e I WantDarkness descends upon my throne,
swallowing the life once inside,
destroying the life I once wanted to have,
creating the void I never wanted to suffer.
I let it come to consume me whole,
create the void inside my dying heart,
covering the scars and pain I never wanted,
waking the demon I didn't know I had.
I let it take over, to destroy my life,
but my enemies suffer as much as me,
I look and I laugh at the pain they must suffer,
not knowing mine will be so much greater.
After years of torment, and suffering pain,
I look for release, an escape beyond me,
I search high low, can feel it beyond grasp,
that Demon consumed to much, destroyed my past.
The past catches up, wrecking the present,
the present is dying, my future assured,
more torment and pain, more lies to suffer,
can anyone help me, can anyone care.
I keep on living, unable to die,
death is a release, but not far from my mind,
waiting for that day the demon is consumed,
by one much greater tha
Welcome To Ashlette's Blogs.Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
Load Sigh
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks
A woman is thank
Welcome To My Twisted Mindhey ya'll. just wanted all of ya to know i HAVEN'T forgot about ya. I am stuck on dial up for a bit longer, and for some reason when i go to load anything other then my homepage, it freezes, so I haven't been able to do ratings or leave comments like i wanna. But when i get my cable back... Watch out!! lmao.. i am gonna be comment bombin people lol! this song hits home for me......
Godsmack - Hollow
One more step and I could fall away
If it happened would it matter
And I can't tell if I should go or stay.
Same old picture feels so hollow.
How can anybody know what's best for me
Another page I turn in shame.
And my decisions brought me to my knees,
I needed someone to blame.
I feel so hollow, I feel so hollow
I feel so hollow, I feel so hollow
Time to do what's best for me I believe I can change.
Once upon a time in broken dreams.
Reflections that I can't face.
So hold your breath and make a wish for me.
Take me to a better place.
Time always seems to
Welcome To Montie Street Studio!GOOD Morning! Here we are at the studio.The first thing you do when you walk in is say hello to the bouncer, a 75 pound yellow labrador retriever named Brutis. He sniffs you over and gives his approval after a quick pat on his head and then he plopps down on the floor with a mighty thud! Next its off to the coffee pot where the day before coffee is still there,cold and looking like a thick sludge that exxon/mobil would be proud of. You take the pot, pour whats left in a cup and microwave it for a couple of minutes until you see the liquid inside glow green, and the buzzer goes off.You find the sugar bowl but the lid is welded on from all the spoons that have left their mark on the rim. Now you try, with frantic abandon, to release the lid when all of a sudden theres a "POP" and it's snowing sugar in the room, and none of it lands in the cup. By now your ready to go back to bed, but you got music to make and thats the only thing that really matters. Now Brutis (the bouncer) is right in
Welcome Tomy Own Lil World Bewarewell dis is my first blog entry and i dont know wat to really say i am just sittin here by myself cause everyone is gone and i am bored as hell so someone hit me up so i can talk
Welcome To My World.For those of you who like Bush you'll like this song....It's Gavin Rossdale's new single...I absolutely LOVE it! Enjoy!
So me and April decided today that we are goin to see 30 Seconds to Mars on the 28th of October in boston. I'm sooo stoked! I can't fuckin wait. The show is goin to be kick ass! Did you know that Jared Leto is the lead singer of 30 Second to Mars? well now you do. lol. Weird huh? I never imagined him singin. hahaha. Another great bonus to the whole concert is the fact that the tickets are only 2 dollars! That's right I said 2 dollars isn't it amazing! It's the MTV2 $2 dollar bill tour. Thanx MTV2! lol. it's gonna be so much fun! I want to...make you smile.
I want to...hold your hand.
I want to...make you laugh.
I want to...cry with you.
I want to...feel your skin on my skin.
I want to...feel your heartbeat next to mine.
I want to...feel your lips pressed against mine.
I want to...be the one you waste your time with.
I want to...fall asleep
Welcoming MeJust wanted to say, how great this site is. Thanks everyone for making me feel welcome.
Welcome To My World!I'm known as the blog queen on myspace... Never posted one here...
Most people on here don't know me...
My passion in life is bowling.... It's also my pain... I do ok at it... I want to be better, but unfortunately my knee doesn't want to work with me on this... so I'm struggling this season other then a few random moments...
The GTP crew, as I call them... are the greatest people on earth... When I look at all my friends, 99% are part of the GTP crew which is the bowling alley crowd... I see them more then my own family...
We drink together, bowl together, and help each other out when needed...
I was never good with friends... I'm too much of a loner, but I found a great group that accepts me as I am and that I can have fun with... Bowling has really impacted my life in more ways then one...
I'm a big dork... I don't consider myself any sort of label... I'm not goth, punk, prep, or the such... I'm a combination of everything... I like to mix things up
Welcome To BullwinklelandHey Cheeries...
Haven't been around lately, really busy at work. I'll be back asap...Thanks Absoutely great place to be...Everyone is so fantastic...thanks... Hello all Cheeries...
Just wanted to say thanks for all the comments,ratings and gifts. You have made me feel like part of the family...Again...Thanks
Welcome To My WorldDrowning deep in my sea of loathing
Broken your servant I kneel
It seems what's left of my human side
Is slowly changing in me
Looking at my own reflection
When suddenly it changes
Violently it changes (oh no)
There is no turning back now
You've woken up the demon in me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
You mother get up
You fucker get up
Madness is the gift, that has been given to me
I can see inside you, the sickness is rising
Don't try to deny what you feel
It seems that all that was good has died
And is decaying in me
It seems you're having some trouble
In dealing with these changes
Living with these changes (oh no)
The world is a scary place
Now that you've woken up the demon in me
(And when I dream)
No mommy, don't do it again
Don't do it again
I'll be a good boy
I'll be a good boy, I promise
No mommy don't hit me
Why did you have to hit me like that
Why did you have to be such a bitch
Welcome To My New Web Page EveryoneWelcome to my new web page everyone.
If you want to stay in contact with me, you can join my web page and I will keep in contact with all of you. Also to, if you want, you can join my online address book also. here's the link to my Plaxo.com online address book;
Add me to your address book
Well, I've got to run, Hope you all have a great day.
Your Friend,
Gary
Welcome Into My Worldwhat is this shit going on in my head
Ive been going up and down
on this emotional rollercoaster
so much that Ive forgoten everything,
That all that I thought was love is dead,
Just when i think ive found someone i share so much in common with, things turn for the worse,
I dont know if Im just being too cautious
or if maybe I should let my heart open up
One things for sure though
If things keep on going like this
I feel like my head is jsut gonna burst
I just want some sort of sign
something to tell me Im on the right path
If things will be ok for me to move on
In this so called wonderful life
So now I sit here thinkin of someone
What they're doing now.
If Ive crossed their mind
if they see me in their dreams
Only time will tell i guess
and Im left here to suffer
Just let me know what I can do
For my heart and soul cant take much more
and I just might make u my lover.
My life , my everything Ive ever dreamt of having
but till that day comes ill just sit h
Welcome To My Silliness!A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
HONEY,
COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
HE LOOK AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO.
FINE,
THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO
FINE, SHE SAYS
THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
TO THE FRONT DOOR?
THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK.
I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
WANT TO FIX STEPS.
HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
COUPLE OF HOURS....................................
HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
TO GO HOME
A
Welcome To Cowgirls World!!!The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
These Alabama boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only
the following facts about terrorists :
1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit .3. They taste just like
chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5.
They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
THE SILENT RANKS
I WEAR NO UNIFORMS, NO BLUES OR ARMY GREENS
BUT I AM IN THE MILITARY IN THE RANKS RARELY SEEN
I HAVE NO RANK UPON MY SHOULDERS, SALUTES I DO NOT GIVE
BUT THE MILITARY WORLD IS THE PLACE WHERE I LIVE
I’M NOT IN THE CHAIN OF COMMAND, ORDERS I DO NOT GET
BUT MY HUSBAND IS THE ONE WHO DOES, THIS I CAN NOT FORGET
I’M NOT THE ONE WHO FIRES THE WEAPON, WHO PUTS MY LIFE ON THE LINE
BUT MY JOB IS JUST AS TOUGH
Welcome To My WorldMy Love For You How can I express my love for you,
My love is unconditional, yes, it's true,
Words cannot begin to express,
The way I would carress,
Your body so wonderfully.
If I lost my eyes and could not see,
Would I still see you, so lovely,
Yes, indeed, undoubtedly,
For nothing is quite as heavenly,
As the thought of you with me.
Your love for me,
Is it there,
Do I have the key,
To unlock your feelings for me?
Is there a possibility,
The question I ask of thee,
Is there more for me,
Than which I query?
Could anyone love you,
As much as I do,
Could anyone feel for you,
the way that do?
Would anyone treat you,
The way I want to,
Would anyone try,
To make you cry,
Out in happiness?
I love you deeply,
Madlly and truly,
But can that express,
My feelings fully?
Can I find the key,
To unlock your heart for me,
All I can do is hope,
But what is hope,
A slim- "maybe"?
Does your heart have a place for me,
A well kept secret from society,
Welcome To The Good LifeOK FUBAR I GOT A FEVER AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION IS COWBELL BLING!!!!!! IF YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY PLEASE REPOST AND WE MAY JUST GET ONE :)
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Welcome To Wal-marte!! Woood Yoo Like A Kart?If this doesn't open your eyes... nothing will!
From the L.A. Times
1. 40% of all workers in L.A. County ( L.A. County has 10.2 million people)
are working for cash and not paying taxes. This was because they are
predominantly illegal immigrants, working without a green card.
2. 95% of warrants for murder in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens.
3. 75% of people on the most wanted list in Los Angeles are illegal aliens.
4. Over 2/3 of all births in Los Angeles County are to illegal alien
Mexicans on Medi-Cal, whose births were paid for by taxpayers.
5. Nearly 25% of all inmates in California detention centers
are Mexican nationals here illegally.
6. Over 300,000 illegal aliens in Los Angeles County are living in garages.
7. The FBI reports half of all gang members in Los Angeles
are most likely illegal aliens from south of the border.
8. Nearly 60% of all occupants of HUD properties are illegal.
9. 21 radio statio
Welcome To The Real World Sweetie.I'm a very passionate person when it comes to being yourself. There is actually no better person too be.So I recently dyed my hair red and yes it came out brighter then it was supposed to be. Apparently thats not okay. I have to re-dye my hair tonight since they called me in the office to tell me that I reflect on the parents and children. I know that, I'm not retarded. I know most of the parents that bring in their kids and I know a lot of them would not have a problem with it at all. I know this because I have gotten to know most of them and half look stranger then me. Now before anyone goes off saying "I told you so" Or "You should've known" let me assure you that I already know that. I cover up my tattoo isn't that enough for you people? I guess in some ways i fell defeated. Give me one good reason why I should cover my tattoo of a cartoon character who memorilizes One of the most importnat souls that ever walked the earth. Reasons that are not reasons are as listed;
Society doe
Welcome 2 Da World Of Freak™sensual; lust-filled; cum thru; git drilled; take it rough; how bout slo; deep strokes; drop it low; let's git 2 it; anytime, anyplace; 69n; fuck each other's face; from da back, side, froggy & doggstyle; a quickie, or 4 a while; after we dun, i'll leave u wit a smile.
u ready?
Welcome To Robin's Worldhopeing one day to be save from my darkness
and be saved from the notheness that i become
MY heart is frozen in a world full of pain and notheness.
a fake smile to hide the pain and tears that i cry .
i am so numb so i cant feel the hurtful words that he says .
he always taken a part of me. every time
i start to believe my life will get better,
he pulls me back into the notheness
were he wants me to be ,
he would rather see me in pain .
then see me be the person i long to be
cant he see he's killing me,
You are The Moon
Hope, expectation, Bright promises.
The Moon is a card of magic and mystery - when prominent you know that nothing is as it seems, particularly when it concerns relationships. All logic is thrown out the window.
The Moon is all about visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry. This is a card that has to do with sleep, and so with both dreams and nightmares. It is a scary card in that it warns that there might be hidden
Welcome To Planet Mother Fucker!its my birthday today @) Been out 2nights in a row now. Im fucking knackered. im going to bed
night Off to work now. Got a full set of 100 dreads to instal for someone, god knows what time I'll finish. O well....think of the money.....
DEcided on my next tatto, will get it done next week :)
WelcomeYou scored as Mermaid. Mermaid: Mermaids are also known as Sirens. These creatures were beautiful women who tricked sailors into becoming completely entranced by their haunting voices and found death soon after. Not all stories of Mermaids are about gentle loving sea people. They are mystical, magical, and extremely dangerous. They have a way about them that brings anyone they are around to seem enchanted. They are very mysterious creatures and to meet one... Would mean certain Death. Let the song of the Sea fill your soul, for you are a Mermaid.Mermaid92%Dragon83%WereWolf83%Angel83%Faerie75%Demon59%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com [Violent J]
How long will the juggalos be down with me?
How long till they forget me? Check it out
What if I grew another fucking head?
And his name was Violent Ed?
And he head butt me every time I cussed?
I would need two microphones when I bust
Would you show me love even with another head
Or would you be li
WelcomeHello Everyone,
First of all thank you for visiting my page. As you can tell, I am new to the LC. Just wanted to say hi to everyone.
Take care!
Welcome To My World..luck You!This is my tribute to the nice girls. To the nice girls who are overlooked, who become friends and nothing more, who spend hours fixating upon their looks and their personalities and their actions because it must be they that are doing something wrong.
This is for the girls who don't give it up on the first date, who don't want to play mind games, who provide a comforting hug and a supportive audience for a story they've heard a thousand times.
This is for the girls who understand that they aren't perfect and that the guys they're interested in aren't either, for the girls who flirt and laugh and worry and obsess over the slightest glance, whisper, touch, because somehow they are able to keep alive that hope that maybe... maybe this time he'll have understood. This is a homage to the girls who laugh loud and often, who are comfortable in skirts and sweats and combat boots, who care more than they should for guys who don't deserve their attention.
This is for those girls who ha
Welcome To My WorldBeyonce ~ Irreplaceable
To the left
To the left
To the left
To the left
To the left
Everything you own in the box to the left
In the closet that's my stuff - Yes
If I bought it nigga please don't touch
And keep talking that mess, that's fine
But could you walk and talk at the same time
And It's my mine name that is on that Jag
So remove your bags let me call you a cab
Standing in the front yard telling me
How I'm such a fool - Talking about
How I'll never ever find a man like you
You got me twisted
You must not know about me
You must not know about me
I could have another you in a minute
matter fact he'll be here in a minute - baby
You must not know about me
You must not know about me
I can have another you by tomorrow
So don't you ever for a second get to thinking you're irreplaceable
So go ahead and get gone
And call up on that chick and see if she is home
Oops, I bet ya thought that I didn't know
What did you think I was putting you out for?
Welcome To My Job!Click on the picture to go to my listings!Nasty Past Times
Nite Flirts
Phone encounters Hey Guys I would like to start by introducing myself.. I am Trina. I would love to find a gentlemen who would come home from work and find me in the shower and strip his own clothes off and come in and join me. There is nothing more erotic to me then having a guy who will wash my hair and then my body. Having his hands lightly rub all over my body from head to toe is so erotic. Then While the hott water is beating on our bodies he would make slow and passionate love to me. Nothing turns me on more than making love in the shower with the smell of soap and sex mixed all together and engulfing our every senses. I would love to hear about how you would bathe me if I was in your shower. Sexy Elaine@ LostCherryKinky Kayla@ LostCherryLickable Lacey@ LostCherryTantalizing Trina
Welcome To Me...I go to work every 0830 to 1700 hrs every weekday and from 0830 to 1300 hrs during saturday..When we got shipment,I'll be in the lab no matter what time of the day it is..boring huh...well, what can i say..It's my life.. Hullo world...so tell me people..what's so special about Lost Cherry...Seems like everyone loves it...Seems like its also a little bit hot here..tell me more...
Welcome To My Poem'sFrom the time I wake
'Till the time I sleep
And even in my dreams
I think of you.
I like to talk,
And fool around
Or, just sit and stare
But only when I'm with you
I never thought that this could happen,
These feelings that I have.
I feel lust,
I feel passion,
I feel need for you
Is it love or obsession?
Friendship or desire?
I don't know.
But I want it forever.
I never want it to go away.
I close my eyes as you kiss me i leave them closed because i never want to open them and see anything but love i close my eyes when your speaking because when there closed i see the words you are saying as they are secretes between you and me I close my eyes when you hold me i leave them closed because when you hold me tight enough i can feel every thought you think of I close my eyes when i see you but right after i do my eyes automaticly open to see the beauty within you I close my eyes when im all alone just thinking to myself where would i be without you and what would i do id
Welcome To My WorldWell in honor of Hump Day I thought I'd give you all some dirty jokes to brighten your day.
Three sisters wanted to get married, but their parents couldn't afford it so they had all of them on the same day. They also couldn't afford to go on a honeymoon so they all stayed home with their new hubbies. That night the mother got up because she couldn't sleep.
When she went past her oldest daughter's room she heard screaming. Then she went to her second daughters room and she heard laughing. Then she went to her youngest daughter's room and she couldn't hear anything.
The next morning when the men left the mother asked her oldest daughter, "Why were you screaming last night?" The daughter replied "Mom you always told me if something hurt I should scream."
"That's true." She looked at her second daughter. "Why were you laughing so much last night?"
The daughter replied "Mom you always said that if something tickled you should laugh."
"That's also true." Then the mother loo
Welcome To My Life.okay so this past month has been hectic.
Im married now. Trying to get everything staight so i can see a doctor for my baby. Things are finally okay i do belive.
Thank God. Okay so this is just a summary of my weekend.
Friday me and my fiance was aguring bc of a wedding on saturday. He dont like my dad and my dad was gonna be there. So he lost and he went
Saturday the wedding was okay. it was small. me and my fiance aggred that ours wasnt gonna be small. Then the reception. we went to a german resturant in prosperity. it was amazing. It was awesome(the food) i havent had food like that since my great grandmother cooked. lol. It was like a slow meal. so you def wouldnt like it if you wanted to eat in a hurry. Then we left there at like 9:30 and headed home. so of course right when we hit the road i had to pee. So i held it til we got home. so when we got home i ran into the house changed clothes and we went to the skyline club and my fiances parents were there and they were
Welcome To The Circus!Welcome to the Circus. I would just like to point out that there are exits towards to the left and right of the tent. Please, do not feed the animals, as they are man-eaters. Litterialy, they eat men. Thats why all of our animal handlers are women. Anyway, please, only get up during the intermissions, as it will distract our actors. And please, PLEASE, keep your hands and feet inside the tent at all times, because there is a crazy miniac, circling the tent at this very moment, looking for limbs to cut off with his shiney new chainsaw. Please, just ignore him, do not stick any limbs out to see if he is there, because, he is. (A kid in the back row sticks leg out laughing with friends) HEY! KID! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (Kid begins screaming and yanks what is left of his bloody mess of a leg inside the tent) YOU SEE PEOPLE! I TOLD YOU! KEEP YOUR LIMBS INSIDE THE TENT!!!!
Anyway, it is now time for the show.
I read Go Ask Alice, today, it was kick ass. I wish I could write something like tha
Welcomehelo im just rightin again 2 tell every 1 how much im thanking u all 4 giving me a warm welcome and JASX i love u sosososososo much its un true ur great and doh let ne1 tell u different lol well ne ways leav a coment lol helo every body would just like to thank everybody for giving me such a fab warm welcome lol love u all babes thanks agen ur all great lol
Welcome To My Life...Ok well the last few weekends we have been hanging out with friends quite a bit, as our time here in Florida is running short. This last weekend we spent two nights in a row partying with friends, mostly from poptart's old job... and I must say... they are a very good group of people. I enjoy hanging out with them greatly... and even being a bit of an outsider to start out with... I have been kinda pulled into the group... and have been treated with nothing but acceptance, and the love they show their own. Much appreciated folks... I love that group of peeps =]. Can't wait for us all to hang out again.
The nights were just full of funny moments... and anyone that happened to catch about 5 minutes worth of conversation between any of us, was probably in for a real treat. I think the best convo we had was at IHOP though... we touched on everything from panty-cakes... to vibrating beavers... and just about everything in between. Most of it you probably had to be there for... but
Welcome Home 120 FaThis is the group that my wifes cousin is in. We went there yesterday and welcome him home.
Members of the 1-120th Field Artillery smiling and waiving to family members after touching down at Volk Field.
More Area Troops Come Home
VOLK FIELD -- Around 200 troops from the 1-120th Field Artillery Unit returned home yesterday.
The rest had to wait until today.
Newsline Nine was at Volk Field for their return and we caught some of those heart felt reunions.
"There's no way to describe it. This is my family. It's too big for words," says Sgt. Fsc. Lawrence Hutchinson of Stratford.
"Outstanding. There's nothing better," says Sgt. Jesse Borchardt, originally from Wausau.
It's outstanding because like the rest of the 1-120th Field Artillery, Sgt. Borchardt has been away from his family for over one year.
"It was very hard. Very tough," says Jesse's wife Mary.
But tough is an understatement.
These soldiers had to miss out on so many things.
Like the B
Welcome To My World! Enter At Your Own Risk!Hey everybody! Well I guess since I'm new I should introduce myself. The name is Meg....remember it because you'll be screaming it later. I may come off as a bitch but I'm really a sweet girl dying to be loved. I listen to alot of rap but I'm just a hardcore rocker girl at heart. Music is my life....without it I could die! Literally! I don't really know what else to tell you guys. I'm just a sweet down-to-earth, girl-next-door type. I just wanna chat with some cool people and maybe make some new friends. Feel free to leave me a message and maybe I'll give out my msn addy if you're special enough. Peace out homies! :P
Welcome, Ha HaWell, I am welcoming myself to this wonderfull place. I was looking for a new myspace, to get away from the immature teenie boppers, and I just found my new site.
Welcome To The Dutch BlogsWords
Nothing more then symbols
Written like a thread
Messengers they try to be
Of what's inside my head
Do they really tell it all?
At times they truly do
Sometimes words are lacking
You're left without a clue
They send a feeling
They spell your mind
They bring some healing
They make us blind
Through keys they find a way
Onto the virgin white
Heralds of a racing mind
Obscurity they fight
Whenever I say "I love you"
They try to tell you more
Aching to show you my passion
Like they never did before
A word or two
Can't prove to you
What I am feeling inside
But always know
When it doesn't show
My love for you never died
Three words
From me
For you
To see
I love you!
By Jan Willem Hofman
Copyright May 2006 Something is happening to me lately, and I would like to inform you about this... It's an issue that's hard to talk about. Many of you don't even dare to us
WelcomeHey I just wanted to thank eveyone for all of the kind and great welcomes they gave me so thank you all.....
Mac Well another day at the office is dragging by slowley and I cant wait to get out of here and head home.......This winter months can be such a drag......
WelcomeLADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE TO YOU,.... MY DAD.
Keith William Haywood
Keith was born on 3rd October 1929 in Nottinghamshire to his mother lily and his father Arthur, into a family with his sister Edna and his brother Derek who survives him.
His childhood was spent in the village of Tollerton, which was the location of one of the wartime airfields where his mother worked repairing damaged aircraft, and it was this village that he went to the local school before the family subsequently moved into Nottingham.
One of the family’s early memories of those days at Tollerton was the occasion when Keith took the family’s tin bath down to the local brook and set sail in it, which gradually sunk until he disappeared under the surface whilst still paddling with his home made paddle, much to the delight of his brother Derek.
Upon leaving school he joined the ground staff of Nottinghamshire county cricket club as a groundsman which gave him the skills to be employed later by Loughborou
Welcome?hey peeps i new to this. just trying to meet some interesting people on here come check me out!
Welcome To The Age Of Un-innocence...no One Has Breakfast At Tiffany's And No One Has Affairs To RememberSo I was driving to work this morning half asleep as usual listening to the new radio station. They have a promotion on right now that if they play a Kanye song and Rhianna song back to back you can call in to win tickets to their concert. Well Jesus walks just happens to come on so I had the dialled and ready to send. Yep they played Rhianna next so I call in and I was caller #5 but they were looking for caller #10. I called back and was the winner so this I have 2 free tickets to their concert this month...so glad because I didn't wanna pay no $90 a damn ticket haha TGIF everyone!! So I just booked my flight for Miami next month and i'd like some touristy spots worth checking out. Just as a disclosure...i'm not looking to meet up with anyone just want ideas of places to go haha.
k thnx
Abso-fukin-lutley
and her rules for the Auction...
The only rules of this auction are no drama in any kind of way! We r here for fun only!! If you have drama leave it at the door or you
Welcome To My World!Something I read recently that really struck a chord with me.....The Bathtub principle. A very basic principle which translates into 'let go' to gain inspiration. . . . sound familiar? Anyways, according to the article creative revelations come to most people when thier minds are involved in an unrelated activity. Mental fermenation, as they like to call it, or incubation. Although you aren't physically envolved in the problem, your brain is still working towards a solution. "They surmise that associative conections between ideas and imagination that already exist in the mind become weaker and are transformed by new information". . . . and so we experience sudden intuitive enlightenment.
Almost forgot, to mention how the Bathtub principle came about. Legend has it that Greek mathematician, Archimedes, was stepping into his bathtub when the principle of fluid displacement came to him.
Anyways, that was a little something I found interesting enough.
xoxo
Just watched
Welcome To The Bureau Of Behavioral HealthPsychiatric Emergency & Crisis Services are available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week to any person in NH who may be experiencing psychiatric distress. If you are dealing with an immediate crisis, please
call 911, or
call the statewide suicide hotline at 1-800-852-3388, or
call the national suicide hotline at 1-800-SUICIDE (784-2433), or
visit the emergency room at your local hospital, or
contact your local community mental health center.
For less urgent situations, please contact your local community mental health center, or your local peer support agency. Several of these agencies offer "Warm Lines" which provide telephone peer-to-peer support, understanding, sympathy, and advice.
The Bureau of Behavioral Health (BBH) seeks to promote respect, recovery, and full community inclusion for adults, including older adults, who experience a mental illness and children with an emotional disturbance. By law and rule, BBH is mandated to ensure the provision
Welcome To My Worldwell i have been through a lot of shit but im better than i once was now im just trying to overcome the pain my ex did to my heart and soul i loved him with all my heart but i soon find out that he really didn't love me to i left him alone and moved on with my life and now he wants me back but i told him u damaged my soul and i will never let u back right now i don't know but i hope that my life turns out better because everything has changed so much for me and right now i am happy and i am my self once more i don't know if i wil ever feel this way ever again but i know that i am glad i do feel this way i love the people i am with they make me feel good and i love them both very much being bisexual has been hard on me being that everytime i get with some body they either cringe about when i tell them im bi and they pause and say omg that's sick and all this shit and i feel like well if u don't want to be with me than fuck u and move a along and i won't waste ur time so don't fucking w
Welcome To My Crazy And Lonely WorldA Marine was attending a college course between missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. The professor, an avowed atheist, shocked the Class one day when he walked in, looked toward the ceiling, and said loudly,
"God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."
The lecture room fell silent and the professor began his lecture. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed,
"Here I am God - still waiting."
It got down to the last minute when the Marine stood up, walked toward the professor and threw his best punch knocking him off the platform and out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat down. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.
The professor came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked,
"What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied,
"God is busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting you
Welcome Gun Hill!!!!I AM GOING TO CLEAN OUT MY FRIENDS LIST.. SOME OF THE PEOPLE ON MY LIST I HAVE COMMENTED, TRIED TO TALK TO.. HELL SOME OF THEM I DONT EVEN KNOW THEIR NAMES... SO THIS MORNING I SPENT 3 HOURS SENDING AT LEAST 1 COMMENT TO ALL OF MY " FRIENDS" AND SAID " DAMN WHY I AM SENDING THIS STUFF TO SOME OF THESE PEOPLE I HAVE NEVER EVEN RECEIVED A DAMN HELLO FROM SOME OF THEM!!! SO IM CLEANING IT OUT !!!!!!! I AM ONLY KEEPING THE FRIENDS I KNOW AND THE FRIENDS THAT I INTERACT WITH. I AM SORRY IM NOT TRYING TO HURT ANYONE FEELINGS!! BUT IF U HAVE BEEN ON MY FRIENDS LIST AND I DONT EVEN KNOW U OR NEVER EVEN HEAR FROM U IM SORRY U GOTTA GO !!
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE!!! AND BE SAFE !!
HUGS,
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WelcomeHello to everyone here on CherryTap I am going to be gone for a few days but i will be back as soon as i get another phone line here i am currently using a friend's phone line and he is moving tomorrow so i will be offline until i get a phone line i will hurry and get back as soon as i can.
Danielle as babygirl Hello all I just wantted to post a new blog...I wantted to say hello to all on Cherry Tap and hope to make new friends on here...Hope to hear from you all...Come by and add, rate, fan me ok
Love to all on Cherry Tap Hello to all on CherryTap...I just wantted to come on here to say hello...Come by and add me or fan me or rate my profile and i will return the favor, or come by to chat i like making new friends.
Welcome To My HellFor everyone that knows me, the all can verify that I am a mature adult, at the age of 20. For everyone that doesn't know me, like you should,you should realize that I am more mature then most of the people that I know. For that being said, for anyone that still doesn't understand how mature I am. I seriously think I am ready to have a child of my own.
When my father, was my age. He got my mother pregnant with my older sister AJ. My father had no clue what he was doing. He had no prior experience with children at all. So, when Aj was born, he was dumbfounded. Me on the other hand, has had plenty of experience with children of all ages, even new borns. One of my girlfriends Tiffany Bell, used to babysit for a lady that worked with her mom. Jordan (6) and Bailey (4) were the children Tiffany babysat. I would go over and help a few times a week, to expand my knowledge about children. I was told numerous times and by several people, that I would make a great father at my age. I have bee
Welcome To My Life And My Wolrd Watch Out You Might Not Like It HereWell like it say life well what can i really say about i guess not alot i mean every time i turn around i fuck something up or something gets fucked up or whatever the case maybe and well it is getting alittle old but i guess at the same time i am kinda used to it by now but i really must say that i am trying to make thing better in my life for alot of reason that i really don't want to get into right now but i do have my regrets mainly from this past year and i would have to say my major one was fucking thing up with someone that means the world to me and that is Sara and i am trying to work on thing and i hope that it is working but i never know she has to let me know that and every thing elese but i am trying i know i have alot to do but atleast i am not giving up cause i have given up on to much in my life and this time i really don't want to give up there is something inside of me driving to to get this done and make things better and i am not really sure what it is but it is nice
Welcome To My MindAlright here's my official introduction to this place....
I'm a laid back uptight white boy who'll totally contradict himself, but still be sincere while doing it. I love meeting new people and having fun. Lately I've been some drinking and getting into a little bit of trouble. I used to be super shy but somehow the army drew that out of me and now I'm in your face all the time. Fuck this about me shit I've got a rant to give though....
If you're in the army you can relate, if not you can at least laugh. Fuck Sgt's who are way to fucking stupid for their own good. I almost got an article 15 this week (something really bad in the military) for some dick cheese sgt tellig me to turn my music down (on my day off) and me replying fuck off... Now granted I had that liquid courage (about 8 beers in me) when this dick head started fucking with me, but damn I don't come over to these assholes houses and tell them what to do. So I get called into my first sergents office an he smok
Welcome To The Corps...So, I am very close to zero hour. It is currently Thursday and I ship out on Monday. Yeah, only a few days. I think I'll be okay for the most part but I am just worried about so many things, mostly having to enter the PCP program for entering too out of shape and the loved ones I'm leaving behind for three months. I know I shouldn't worry too much because Uncle Sam will take care of me and my loved ones will take care of themselves, but it's kind of like sending your only baby off to summer camp and not being able to keep in contact with them. Maybe I'm worrying for nothing but I don't think anyone can really blame me. I'll be gone a long time and all I can do is write. I hope I can maintain my sanity as a jarhead... From the Halls of Montezuma
To the Shores of Tripoli;
We fight our country's battles
In the air, on land and sea;
First to fight for right and freedom
And to keep our honor clean;
We are proud to claim the title
of United States Marine.
Our flag's unfurled to
Welcome To Wood Nymph Country.in tampa i got 2 days of metal mayhem comin tonight its Thrash Attack and Nailshitter... yes i said nail shitter.. HAHA .. And tomorrow night its Rash of Stabbings and End Unseen and Chaos Symphany...i've been in this waterlogged state for nie unto 4 years (in april) and just now i'm getting into the local metal scene... silent and reclusive i am... so anyway i'm goin with tj and ben-o tonight.. ben was my body guard from the other weekend kept the retarded mosh heads at bay for the most part lol haha no band camp but i did go see a band or few 2 weekends ago..... i went to tampa , to the pegasus lounge...I anticipated a wild and crazy time.. had the provisions (hehe) money id yadda yadda yadda... our ride didn't show up .. (our meaning i went with my girl)...had to call tyrone..no not the song.. good ole feller had some good green beans haha....got there 10 minutes after 8 it was supposed to start at 8 but didn't it started at 10 grrrrrrrr. meanwhile while waiting for the insane
Welcome To My Mindok so i want to go get a gym member ship..i have one through pjc because i have a student id but the school is like 20 minutes away. i just really need motivation..i started out at 110 now i'm like 1..hehe not telling but i'm up there and i'm not saying i'm fat i am chunky i just wanna tone up..so does anyone have some good at home workout moves i can do?
people should really shut the hell up hen they dotn know what they are talking about..i.e.-clay..all he does is runs his mouth..and this is why are marriage has gone to shit..becasue he talks to damn much he dosent know when to shut the fuck up...i guess his only thrill in life is hurting other people..i guess someone people get off on telling other peoples secrets to others..well see thats y i dont run my mouth well i mean i did this time to clay whom i thought i could trust not anymore...there is no more trust... i fear that my daughter is behind on her speech development..all my friends well actually 1 friend and 1 husband say
Welcome To Northern Maine!You're all invited to visit me in Northern Maine...but there ARE some rules and things you should know first...
1. That slope-shouldered farm boy you are snickering at did more work
before breakfast than you did all week in the gym.
2. It's called a "gravel road." No matter how slowly you drive, you're
going to get dust on your BMW. We have four wheel drive because we need it.
Now just drive, or get the hell out of the way.
3. We all started hunting and fishing when we were nine years old. Yeah, we
saw "Bambi." We got over it. That steak you're raving about? Good huh? It was hooked to the ass of a moose just a week ago. Now...if you spit it out after I tell you that, I will personally pack you into your suitcase and send you home.
4. Any references to "corn fed" when talking about our women will get your
butt kicked...by our women.
5. Pull your pants up, and turn that hat around. You look like a freaking idiot.
6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of mall
Welcome To Mystical Enchantment'sWelcome to Mystical Enchantments, I live in a Mystical Enchanting world, where only Peace and Love Reign.
I would like to say thank you for visiting my CherryTAP Page and I'd like to thank you for taking the time out to read what I have to say, that is very kind of you, and a little bit nosey.
I haven't decided what exactly to do with this blog yet, but hopefully it will come to good service and be a great addition to your friends list.
A little about me: I am a writer, I use creative words and emotional poetry to express the way I feel, I love natural art work and nature's beauty, I enjoy many forms of music as I am very musical, I play several instruments and enjoy most creations of music old and new a like. I love poetry both writing and reading.
I am a single mother of a very lovely teenage daughter, who holds the light to my world and the rhythem to my life. I am very emotional about my family.
I live somewhere in Kentucky, I was born here, Raised in Pennsylvani
Welcome To My Worldhello how are all my amazing frend and im am an hot bitch that love to get freaky with all u hot guys
Welcome To Reganland!Hi everyone! I havent really had a chance to let you all in on my crazy life yet, but now you will all learn as start writing my blogs. Also to all who has stopped by to say hi or to check me out, I want to say thanks, im always looking to meet new people and reconnect with old ones too!
My life as a pornstar is quite crazy, irritating at times, but definitely an adventure! I cant wait to start filling you all in on my daily events that happen to me. Sometimes, the oddest and most unusual chain of eventsoccur all in the same day, things that just dont happen to normal people. So keep checking back in to learn more about me! xoxo
Welcome To My WorldAquarius
You are very random, changing moods everyday. You are very genuine, and you like to do a lot sexually. When you find something that you like, you like it a lot and want your lover to like it too.
Ideally you like to find a partner who is as into sex as you are. You want a lover who is just as independent as you are and you like an equal amount of give and take in the sack.
Sex matches: Aries, Gemini, Libra
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Welcome To My Crap.Check out my stash for a live recording from my band's last show.
*edit* Youtube bites it, unless you check it out later. Search Cassandra Syndrome on Google video.
Yes, I am an attention whore. Thats why I'm here. :D Tomorrow about 10am est I'll be leaving for a festival my band is running. We'll be on location about 10:30-11am, and start breaking down merchandise (taking place inside a store) and setting up gear. The first band is set to take the stage @ 2pm. During the day I get to run around setting up and running sound for musicians that have varying levels of tech knowledge. We go on 7th... Yeah, I said seventh. We do our set, then get our stuff out asap for the next band. After they finish we get to wait for enough people to leave, and then we can break our stuff down, pack it, and drive home...with many a people in tow. 'Coz then its parteh time.
*cheer* Here is a link to the rest of the pictures from our show yesterday.
http://www.cassandrasyndrome.com/
Welcome To My Darknessp>I watch you laying there tossing,turning, then finally opening your eyes. Yeah, it's you the one in my dream. I have searched and now i have you. MY eyes glowing to focus on you better as you walk around the rm trying to figure out. Why were you in my dream? I don't know but we will soon find out. I'll just sit here from my perch,watching, until your back asleep and i'm going to be the Lord of your dreams. HAHAHAHA!!!!! Pay close attention to this cause this is a new twist for one and all. ENJOY!!!!
OMFG, what a dream i just had, this has me nervous and it seemed so real. Who was that guy. It's like we known each other but never met a day in our life. Oh i need to get a clear head here it was just a dream. But i feel like someone is watching me. Just following me, wait a minute there he is, why is he walking to me with that devilish grin on his face. Again no words are needed to be spoken btw us, grabbing my hands we go. Where, when or how we get her i'm standing back in the club.
Welcome To The Black ParadeI face going back to jail for a very long time. The woman I love kicked me out pretty much and my ex g/f is living with her. Also, I think she still is in love with her ex, but doesn't want to hurt me. I'm tired of the drama. She said when you love someone, you are supposed to want to do things for them and take care of them and asked me what I had done for her. Granted I haven't had much, but I've given her everything I've had. Does she not see that? I've got to go, if I say anything else I'm just gonna break down. How do you love someone,
That loves someone else
Even though they say they love you,
You know deep in their heart,
That theirs belongs to another
Why do you keep trying,
When you can't make them love you,
You can't make them forget
You sit back and hope,
That you are making the right choice,
That it's all in your head,
That their heart belongs to you,
And nobody else
Why do you keep trying...
Because it's worth it in your heart,
To not give up on them,
Beca
Welcome To My BlogI'm feeling: restless
You'll find me: listening to music
As I look out the window, I see the sun rays coming in uninvited, and daydream of jumping on the rays to see the world in a better light. But as the rays fade away so do my dreams.
Hi Everyone,
thank you for visiting my profile, and rating my pics. Lots of Love Kisses to all.
Margie I'm feeling: restless
You'll find me: listening to music
As I look out the window, I see the sun rays coming in uninvited, and daydream of jumping on the rays to see the world in a better light. But as the rays fade away so do my dreams.
[[welcome 2 My Life]]fuck you chris
Current mood: bitchy
i can't believe u did this
go behind my back and talk shit
for someone who says he cares
what a way 2 show ull be there
u have some bitch tell me what to do
but i want to hear this shit from you
u don't want me in ur life? fine
don't call me when u realize uve lied
i have so much shit i culd say about u
but im better then u
dont forget tha times i never doubted u
ur a fucking fag and u need to grow up
look at urself for a change before u blow up
ive been taking the hits but i won't anymore
u wanna fuckin play me? then embarrassment is
what ur lookin for
u need 2 stop hiding behind ur friends
cuz this "bad boy" image is all pretend
i can't wait til the day i finally see u
lay all ur shit on the floor and say "it sucks to be u"
cuz shits not over, that bitch just started with me
ill take all of u down, have u all crying on ur knees
ur 19 yrs old nd u act like a fuckin kid
im not taking no more of this, bounce with ur bull
Welcome To The Usa...now Speak English Or Get The Fuck Out!I DON'T WANNA PRESS 1 FOR FUCKING ENGLISH!!!! YA KNOW WHY?? CUZ I LIVE IN THE MUTHER FUCKIN UNITED STATES!! WHERE I WAS TAUGHT TO SPEAK ENGLISH...AND SO WERE MY PARENTS AND THERE PARENTS AND SO FORTH. WHY THE HELL IS OUR SYSTEM SO DAMNED CATERED TO THE SPANISH SPEAKING POPULATION!?!?!?! I DON'T FUKKIN GET IT!! AND YA KNOW WHAT ...I DON'T WANT TO EITHER! MY SON IS HALF PUERTO RICAN ...SO BEFORE ALL OF YOU START THROWING THAT RACIAL CRAP AT ME...THINK AGAIN. MY SON HOWEVER WAS TAUGHT ENGLISH AND SPEAKS ENGLISH AND TAKES PRIDE IN KNOWING IT IS THE LANGUAGE THAT OUR COUNTRY SPEAKS..HERE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!! HE WASN'T RAISED AS A CHILD ON SEASAME STREET IN FUCKIN SPANISH OR DORA THE FUKKIN SPANISH SPEAKING EXPLORER..HE WAS RAISED WATCHING CHILDRENS SHOWS
> THAT TAUGHT HIM TO LEARN ...ENGLISH!!! AND I WILL PROUDLY ADD THAT HE HAS BEEN AN HONOR ROLL STUDENT FOR 8YRS RUNNING. BECAUSE HE WAS TAUGHT THE IMPORTANCE OF EDUCATION..WHICH BY THE WAY INCLUDES LEARNING TO SPEAK ENGLISH..C
Welcome To My Messed Up WorldSo I have come to the conclusion that life and love sucks. I have been on summer vacation from work for a little over a week and it blows. I rather be working. But on a good note my friend had her baby saterday night So Tuseday was licencing at work. That wa just added stress that we all didnt want. With kids its just not fun. Not to metion that i have been dizzy and light headed for a week now and I dont know why. But this weekend is gonna kick ass and I cant wait So just wanted to say hi and give me some time to get things done. It will all come together slowly if you have any helpful hints let me knoe
Welcome To The JungleCan't quite figure out why my friends (mal & female) have dates all the time and I don't. I sure the heck am not ugly, tell me why???
Welcome To My WorldSomebody from down here in the last one: God, the world is right again. I dunno how we seem to just pick up right where we left off, or how it seemed like I'd know you forever the first time we met, but I'm not gonna look that gift in the mouth.
Somebody new from down here: Mind-blowing sex; why did you always have to feel guilty about it? And why did we even do it in the first place if you feel so guilty? You're cool, and I hope that you find an amazing girl AFTER you work through some of the issues you have.
My boss: Fuck that, I'm not your slave, or one of your kids. Don't fucking micromanage me - I know what the fuck I'm doing. Maybe it's that precious son of yours that you should double check up on ....
Somebody from back home with a cool car: God, I learned a lot from you in such a short period of time. And you're a freeaak. Who'd'a thought? Thanks for trusting me with your car, mostly, and for being cool. Sometimes, I wish life was different, but I won't fo
Welcome To Neverland !I've learned that you cannot make someone love YOU.All you can do is,Be someone who can be loved.The rest is up to them.
I've learned that no matter how much i care,some people just don't care back.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust,and seconds to destroy it.
I've learned it's not what you have in your life, but who you have in your life that counts.
I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy, A relationship is at first.The passion fades and there had better be,something else to take it's place.
I've learned that no matter how bad, your heart is broken, The world doesn't stop for your grief.
I've learned that you shouldn't be so Eager to find out a secret.It could change your life Forever.
I've learned that it's taking me along time, To become the person I want to be.
Welcome.well my wife finally got me over at CT. hi everyone.
Welcome To My Madnesshelplookingt for fupal can someone help me Added new songs to playlist..let me know how u like them and if there is one you will like to hear. I cant see the light
to take flight
To get away from this sadness
that intertwines with my madness
How can we say we are happy
but inside we want to cry?
How can someone who has everything
still want to die?
Longing to feel the warmth of the sun
to be in the group having the fun
Wiping the tear from our eye
looking at the clouds in the sky
Hoping the dark ones fades away
so please stay
and be a friend
help me,my mind & soul to mend.
WelcomeLesson One: Fucking
1. It's only fun if you know what the hell you are doing in the first place. Sure you see all these porn stars doing flips and such while having sex. If you feel you can't do that position, then don't do it.
2. When a girl says "NO" it means "NO." But if she says: "No, don't stop!", then your ass better keep up with her.
Note: If you start to go out of breath, change up your speed. Nothing wrong with going with the flow of traffic. But if you stop, then that's how accidents happen and people get hurt!
3. Women love a man who can show them a good time in the sack. So show them a good time. If you feel like your dick is too small that thrust that puppy into over drive. Make her feel like
she is an ocean and her cervix is the iceberg! You are the Titanic that is gonna hit and sink into her. You don't hit that iceberg, then we've lost all hope.
-At Your Cervix Team ("We care because good sex is hard to come by")
Need advise? Has your love lif
WelcomeHello everyone. Welcome to my naughty world. I am a dominant bi-sexual woman and I am searching for a new slave. I have very high expectations and they must all be met before I take on a new slave. Apply if you think you have what it takes.
Welcome All To My BlogYou say you don't want me steppin,
But yet your game, just isnt quite right,
You say your feeling me like no otha,
But yet words say, you have no fight,
I cant hold back how i feel,
and to be honest, I now think your a dog,
That jumps from woman to woman,
And plays their hearts all along,
You see, im a diffrent type of chick,
One that knows the game and can play it well,
But i chose to not be that shallow of a person,
So to you, this is something i must tell,
You weren't quite right with me from the get go,
Lack of calls and seeing eachother alike,
I'd rather let you go like this,
Then end up in an some arguement or fight,
I am a one man woman,
And deserve the same, from a man in my life,
So im saying you don't have what it takes,
You lack the things that i like,
Im ok believe i don't need you,
Though you gave me that extra lil strut,
But its over with us, I dont want you,
Im sorry, i had to sum it all up!
Author: Azalia Stupid Questions II
1. Why
Welcome To My BlogThis is a crazy place. So much going on. It can be a little overwhelming. I keep trying to do stuff to decorate and then some bell or whistle goes off. So I try to figure out what just happened. lookin forward to checkin this place out a little more.
Welcome To My World......if You Dare...The Awakening
Author: Sonny Carroll
A time comes in your life when you finally get it ... when, in the
midst of all your fears and insanity, you stop dead in your tracks
and somewhere the voice inside your head cries out ENOUGH!!!
Enough fighting and crying or struggling to hold on. And, like a
child quieting down after a blind tantrum, your sobs begin to
subside, you shudder once or twice, you blink back your tears and
begin to look at the world through new eyes.
This is your awakening.
You realize it's time to stop hoping and waiting for something to
change...or for happiness, safety and security to come galloping
over the next horizon.
You come to terms with the fact that you are neither Prince Charming
or Cinderella and that in the real world there aren't always fairy
tale endings (or beginnings for that matter) and that any guarantee
of "happily ever after" must begin with you...and in the process a
sense of serenity is born of acceptanc
Welcome To My Worldhey everyone its me again and i just wanted to let u all know that me and memori r still hangin in there and we had a new baby , her name is stormie and she is 2 months old now and we will post pics soon. well this is jodie again and im posting a new one today cuz the old ones didnt seem to work.good morning to all of the fubar family, thats right i said famiy cuz thats what yall r to me.all i ask is that u drop by and leave a comment or two. im not a point whore first of all i just wanna make lots of friends.i only have a few friends aside from fubar friends and i get real lonely.i do want yall to read this cuz it heps me,you may not have faith in fate but fate has faith in you, thats my philosofy.please take the time to read this and maybe it will help u too.life is a journey and there r several obstacles in the way, you either jump over them or u go right through them like i do.i have had a lot of terrible stuff happen to me over the last year like my loving mother dying in a car ac
Welcome Too The World Of The Massundaground Tunnel....blogPce,
When i joined cherrytap i decided too invite ladies only and yes some guy's dressed as ladies came in but i booted em out.. lol
Now back too my apology..I have spoken too alot of very wonderful ladies on this page and they all seem too tell me the samething. What they tell me is that men be taking there pics and adding them too there's with out permission also guys are telling the ladies what exactly they doing with the pics..Im sorrie guy's that's not flattery thats twisted behavior..What u guy's doing i dont understand get help fast..take electric shocks treatments.lol
Now im not going too say that i aint seen no nudie pics from my cherrytap ladie friends i have seen some that made me say wow and why would they do that. but its your right ladies too add what u want on here if cherrytap ok it.. But its not our right as men too degrade these ladies on here because they are someone's mom sister aunt cuzzin or even grandmother..will u want someone too degrade them?.
So gentlem
Welcome To My Mind, Enjoy Your StayDoes age really matter when it comes to stages of life? I feel that people around me are progressing so much more than I am... in matters of love, marriage, babies.... etc... but that begs to ask they question are they just progressing or am I choosing not to accept that part of my life because I want something different?
I am 25, not old but definately not a "spring chicken" anymore. I find myself wanting to settle down but at the same time, can't see myself doing it. I don't think I could be a woman who stays home all the time with just her boyfriend... Granted, I like affection or whatever... but I need to get out, travel, be free and have my space... If i can find a man who allows that to happen... GREAT!!!! He just would have to understand I like to have a lot of ME time. Not a lot but some... or time "with the girls"... just like I am sure he likes to have time with "the guys"... That's not asking to much, is it?
Is it asking to much that i find a guy that loves
Welcome!!MINE (hehehehehe)
SAGITTARIUS: The Sexy one
Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in bed? Not the kind of person you wanna fuck with, you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not.
Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book Written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictions. Read your sign, then Resend this with your zodiac sign and label.
VIRGO: The Virgin
Dominant in relationships. Sexy. Someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first Sight. Everything you ever wanted.
Welcome To The Mind Of A GirlOMG!!! This is is gonna be soooo stressful! Even now I have a 4,000 word essay due tomarrow and I only have 1,400 words. I have no idea how I'm going to pull through the night. I guess I need to buy alot of Monsters and do it, eh? -sighs- All well, wow my first blog is about college...how lame...eh it'll have to do. if you want to read more of my random blogs go to myspace.com/cnk4life thanks!
Welcoming Blogalright folks I thought I would let you all know that I am a writer...and I will be posting things from time to time .. would love your feed back...alrighty..lots of love and lushious kisses to you all!!!
Kitty
Darling Scott, First and foremost Happy fathers day. You have surprised me in more ways then one. You have stepped up as Kenny's father, stronger and faster than I had ever thought. Kenny loves you dearly and you love him just as much if not more! He loves it when you read him a bedtime story just before bed. I love seeing you take care of him, show him neat little things, playing with him in the yard, teaching him all kinds of things. He copy's the things you do. He absolutely loves you. And I love you for taking care of him. Before you the only strong father figure in his life was my father. When his natural father had abandon him you where there to pick him up and show him how much he is worth to you. Showed him that you care for him and that you would never let anythi
Welcome To The Madnesslove will always be the most powerful thing in the world. i have spent my life following my heart through darkness and the light. i have had my heart broken but that will not be the end of me. i can fall in love again and indeed i know i can. those who think they cannot love again are wrong. love is always being tossed around like a piece of scrap paper. do not look for but do not EVER close your eyes to it when it happens. grab it follow your heart and enjoy the ride while it lasts because who knows when you will feel like that again. the feeling that you can just smile when you see that person. your whole body shivers when their hands brushes yours. the kiss that holds you there no matter how soft it is, no matter how quick it holds you heart draws out your soul and makes you come alive.
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sleeping alone is depressing, though of my life i have done it for most of the time. i have an extra blanket which usually finds itself in my arms when i wake up in the morning.. comfort
Welcome To My CherryFlight of a Broken Heart
Falling, falling faster
memories of love rushing through my brain
remembering his face
the way he made me feel
to hold him in my arms, to feel his lips to mine
and how my heart once soared from her love
falling faster, not wanting this dream to end
then suddenly, my heart shatters
striking the cold harshness of reality
that my love he no longer desires
my touch he no longer craves
so I lie here, broken and alone
his life moves on, full of life and happiness
as my life slowly dies, frozen in sorrow
and other heartache chalked up
as the rest is only silence.
Girl:Hey
Boy: What?
Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in love with you.
Boy: Ok...
Girl: What do you mean "ok"?
Boy: I don't like you like that...
Girl: Why not?
Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time...
From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell you later."
Welcome To My LifeMonth one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He sa
Welcome!I am the Immortal Master Count Magistus, Welome to my Domain!
Welcome To My PageWelcome to my page & I promise to edit this more as I get use to things here.
For now I wil put this. I am married and not looking for anything. Only friends, sorry no benifits!
I dislike gore and violence twords people and animals. Not much into heavy sexual images. Keep it family friendly please?
Respect me and I will Respect you in return. Me and my husband are Christians but I swear we are not jackholes about it!!
I have a weird sense of humor, dry, sarcastic, lippy, smart-ass, well you get the idea....
I am only here for friends, relax and to have FUN!
PLEASE no dramatics, control freaks, sexual predators, druggies, felons, criminals....Well shit if you are up to no good we won't get along!
I am really nice and somewhat normal.....
I just lost my canary Crickett Memorial Day morning. It has been a horrible loss. We had a very close bond so it has been very painful. She left behind 3 finches who also loved her. They are all very sad and sulking in their c
Welcome To The BritsYou are the Hanged Man
Self-sacrifice, Sacrifice, Devotion, Bound.
With the Hanged man there is often a sense of fatalism, waiting for something to happen. Or a fear of
loss from a situation, rather than gain.
The Hanged Man is perhaps the most fascinating card in the deck. It reflects the story of Odin who offered himself as a sacrifice in order to gain knowledge. Hanging from the world tree, wounded by a spear, given no bread or mead, he hung for nine days. On the last day, he saw on the ground runes that had fallen from the tree, understood their meaning, and, coming down, scooped them up for his own. All knowledge is to be found in these runes.
The Hanged Man, in similar fashion, is a card about suspension, not life or death. It signifies selflessness, sacrifice and prophecy. You make yourself vulnerable and in doing so, gain illumination. You see the world differently, with almost mystical insights.
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Welcome To The Life Of Me...Let me be so dead and gone,
So far away from life…
Close my eyes, hold me tight,
And bury me deep inside your heart… At the end of every week, each of us becomes a freak. Tonight the DJ makes us move, under the sweat drops from the roof. Each time you let the base beat hard, To know we all spend now apart. Just activate your energy, Lets sing the song and come with me. The speaker system brings the sound, And light effects are spinngin round. All the people on the floor, They shake their bodies, And they cry for more. Never let this feeling go, And let the music take control. Forget your problems and be free, Enjoy this moment, come with me!
note:I didn't write this, but I love it and I have used it in some art work of my own. Try me once, and I might let you go.
But try me twice, and I'll own your soul.
I'll be in your thoughts, I'll control your mind.
I'll own you compleatly, you will be mine.
You'll regret that you tried me, they always do.
But you came to me, not I to yo
Welcome To The Thoughts Of MeI lost a piece of me in you
I think I left it in your arms
I forget the reasons I got scared
But remember that I cared quite a lot
You see but lately I’ve been on my own
Yeah one, but one by choice
You see that’s a first for me
This only me, yeah there’s only me
And I realize for once it’s just me
It’s just me
It’s just me and I’ll find a way to make it
There’s no one left to stop me, here I go
Can we take it from the top
So wide, so long, so sad I want to be strong
Don’t try to take this from me
I’ve already spent living half my life undone
So wide, so long, so sad I want to be strong
Don’t try to take this from me
I’ve already spent my life living half undone
I’ve been talking to my aunts and uncles,
Mom and dad again
I’ve been finding out that I have
What this world has called friends
I’ve tried to push them all away
They pushed me back and want to stay
And that’s one good thing I have
I’m gonna feel a peace in me
I’m gonna feel at home
I’m gonna make
WelcomeeWelcome to my CT. I'm pretty much new to this, so if you have any hints, tips or gifts you want to give me, offer up! Be sure to rate, friend, and favorite me!
Richard
Welcome To The Mind Of DarkstarStill Rockin here at fubar!still a bunch of awesome mutha fuckas here! As all of my friends on fubar know,I'm a Montanan at heart,and with all of the crap that has happened in my life recently,I want to go home To Montana!I know your thinking that I'd be running from my problems here in Portland,but actually,no i wouldn't!My moving back home to Montana could only help.There is nothing here in Portland left for me other than a job and an evil bitch ex wife,both of which can be replaced!
I'm a bouncer in a local strip club here and I was offered a sweet deal at another strip club in Missoula,Montana,and I'd be a fool not to accept it!and as for the evil bitch ex wife,well,i will find my future ex wife someday and there's something about those Montana Cowgirls that just trips my trigger!
If Fubar ever became a real bar,Montana would be the ideal place for it!so,I'm looking forward to hearing the positive comments about moving to Montana,and if you curre
Welcome To The Squad!!Rules of being a member of the squad……….
Have fun!!!!
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with a member or someone at all you must
report it to management!
You must add as a friend, rate the
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you have done this), rate all stashes
(same goes for the stashes), & give a
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This should be done before we except you
into the family **(pictures can be waived
as long as you are going to finish the
rates)**
Recruit (this is a must if we want a
great team!!! I am not saying you must do
this, but if you see someone you think
would be a member we would want or need,
please let us know or send them over to
the management.
When you have been asked to help out in a
Welcome To Eliza's Gossip Spot..lolOk lets get this out in the open, I will share this with you..
I have been single for almost a year, My ex- left me when I was pregnant.So I had to go through all of this alone..Going to the doctors, hearing the babies heart beat,having Cory alone and now raising him alone..I thank god everyday for the gift is has givin to me..He has been a blessing in my life.If it wasn't for him and my family, I don't know where I would be today.
I will not settle for anything but the best, when it comes to love and relationship..Tell me how can you give your heart when all that has been done to it, is it has been thrown away..I am so sick of someone saying they love me and just leave me..And I won't have it happen to my son ever...Once for him was enough..
So until someone can prove to me and my son that life can be better than being left all the time, I will stay single..
EJ I dont want a guy to shower me in gifts, an fly me to paris on weekends.I want a guy who notices when I get my ha
Welcome ThanksI just wanted to say what a busy first weekend it has been on CT.
I was directed here by a 'friend' and find it enlightening and fun.
The more I look here the more I find so forgive me for any delays in replying and other stuff like that.
Off to work now (already late) but just wanted to say thank you to you all.
xxx
WelcomeWelcome to the home page and i'm glad you guys could come sorry for the inconvience it's still under construction
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Welcome To MaineWelcome to Maine....
The Maine Turnpike began a new program this summer where they handed out
flyers titled "Welcome To Vacationland." These flyers will be handed out to
all cars with license plates from Massachusetts, Connecticut, New York, and
New Jersey. The flyers state the following rules for visiting Maine:
1. That slope-shouldered farm boy you are snickering at did more work
before breakfast than you did all week in the gym.
2. It's called a "gravel road." No matter how slowly you drive, you're
going to get dust on your BMW. We have four wheel drive because we need it.
Now drive, or get out of the way.
3. We all started hunting and fishing when we were nine years old. Yeah, we
saw "Bambi." We got over it.
4. Any references to "corn fed" when talking about our women will get your
butt kicked...by our women.
5. Pull your pants up, and turn that hat around. You look like an idiot.
6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of mallards are making their
fin
Welcome To My LifeOk so I had my interview for the Sylvan Learning Center this week. It went well, but now I*m waiting to see if the head lady in charge wants to meet with me. She's on vacation this week, so I probably won't hear from her until Monday or Tuesday! We'll see!!
On another note...I received a call this morning from a middle school only 20 minutes from my house. They wanted to interview with me tomorrow morning for a 7th/8th grade Language Arts position...talk about NERVEWRACKING holy cow...Lol I*m going to be a mess tomorrow!!!! Pray for me please!!!! I*ll keep ya all posted on how it goes ;o) So after four lovely years of working my bum off I finally graduated from UMF in May. My major was Elementary Education, and so far the job search for a teaching position is not going very well. This year is a horrible year to be entering this profession. There have been immense budget cuts throughout the state for education, the one thing they should not be taking money away from, therefore, s
Welcome To The Darkside Of Me...I am the man who has seen affliction by the rod of his wrath. He has led me and made me walk In the darkness and not in the light. Surely he has turned His hand against me. Time and time again throughout the day.
He has besieged me
And surrounded me with bitterness and woe.
He has set me in the dark places
Like the dead of long ago.
He has hedged me in so that I cannot get out; He has made my chain heavy.
Even when I cry and shout, He shuts out my prayer.
He has blocked my ways with hewn stone; He has made my paths crooked... Close my eyes, don't let me see
Close my mind, don't let me dream
For if I dream, I learn to want
And if I want, I shall not be
If I am not, what shall I be?
A soul lays dead, inside of me
A love is last and shall not be
Take my heart away from me. Has humanity torn our love perchance?
A musical world a song or dance.
We play along its a sweet enchant
Cold unfeeling song of rants.
Our soapbox of love and war
what the hell are we
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