> > >Directions
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> > >1. Start on your drive/street.
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> > >2. Get to Heathrow Airport.
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> > >3. Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
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> > >4. Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
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> > >5. Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway
> > >South" - follow for 0.2 miles.
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> > >6. Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow
> > >for 0.3 miles
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> > >7. Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North Airport
> > >Exit" - follow for 2.9 miles
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> > >8. Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for29.2
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> > >9. Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles
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> > >10."US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles
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> > >11. Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for104.0
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> > >12."US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles
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> > >13. Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles
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> > >14. Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow
> > >for7.8 miles
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> > >15. Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for
> > >0.5miles
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> > >16. Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for1.7
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> > >17. Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1miles
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> > >18. Arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas"
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> > >Now that's the way to f*cking Amarillo!!!!!!!!
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> > >SO FOR F*CKS SAKE CAN EVERYONE PLEASE STOP SINGING IT NOW?
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