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Tongue In Cheek
So here it is, my first blog. Thought I'd start off with a doozy. A subject that I anticipate will garner the full spectrum when it comes to opinions. C'est la vie....we must take the good with the bad and I welcome all insights. It's a trivial matter really. One that would hardly cross a persons mind in a month, some a year, some maybe never. But it came up in a recent discussion with a friend and we were on opposing sides of this debate. It was something she had never tried and was scared to do. I myself am no stranger to the subject and have long ago embraced it as an ideal, so I felt the need to inject a little truth projected on a wrongly labelled 'taboo' subject. And just what might this subject be? Why anal sex of course. Still with me? Excellent! Now this subject, while of course being more poignant to the male gender, is actually aimed at you women. I suppose it's obvious just what side of the debate I took in this matter. I'm fully behind this form of pleasure (pleas
Tongue By Seether
Well the tongue inside my mouth is not for sale Any spirit left in me is fading fast Could you throw another stone to ease my pain? Could you throw another stone to seal my fate? 'Cause I didn't believe in this world anymore, anymore I don't believe in me And if I can rise above this I'll be saved Can anybody save me? And if I can die for love, then I'm enslaved Can anybody save me? Second chances are too few and far between Will to change this circumstance eludes me still Should I grow another shell in which to live? Should I grow another shell and not forgive? 'Cause I don't believe in this world anymore, anymore I don't believe in me Goodbye cruel world Goodbye cruel world Goodbye cruel world at last you see me drown Goodbye cruel world
Tongsampah
Yeaayy..i just see the advertise of fubar in the twitter,,then just try this tonite..still dont understand how its works.. :(
Tong Dai Dien Thoai
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Tonight's Rant -- Please Read If You Are My Friend!
Ok Boys and Girls of LC.... I'm having a rough day. Overall, work sucks and I'm on a lot less sleep than normal. But I think that even if I was 100% rested and in a chipper F*cking mood, I would still post this... I have met some really nice people on here, people who I call real friends. People that when this web-site is long gone, hopefully will still be a part of my life. They are beyond cyber-friends, and translate into people I spend my free time with... Face to face. What good is a "community" if it doesn't bring people together in PERSON? Now there are other people on here that are strictly "cyber-friends" I call them friends.com. Strictly inside of the box on my desk, but still nonetheless, nice to talk to, and I value them for what they are... Now, for the reason for this rant... I understand LC is all about getting points. That's all anyone ever asks for... "Level me up," or "Come rate my pics." "I voted for you, come vote for me. I get that, and it is fin
Tonightless
Tonight
tonight while at work i took 5 minutes out of my work schedule to stare at the stars. i haven't done this for awhile. it's probably been months since i've actually just stood there and gazed. granted from time to time when i come home from work and as i walk to my door i look up and gaze for just seconds though. tonight those 5 minutes felt like an eternity. i felt so at peace with myself. i felt the stress just melt away, even it were for only 5 minutes. i didn't have any worries. no fears. i was alone and at peace. it was getting chilly and i could feel my eyes well a little. not tears but just for keeping my eyes open for a long period of time gazing at the stars. eventually my eyes became accoustomed to the dark and cold. it made the experience even more special to me. of course the first thing i look for is orion :) then i saw the little dipper and i'm sure i saw the big dipper. i kept mumbling to myself, "there has to be a reason." and there is. there is a reason for everything,
Tonight's Drink Special
Jack on ice is the freaks drink of choice tonight. who needs a round!
Toni Sucks
Tonic
Tonight
I have about 15 spots available! Look me up at www.gigdeuce.com or www.myspace.com/gigdeuceentertainment I know work is slowing down, But if you been watching us. Well we have Upgraded or website and We still are looking for people. There is still bug's in the website.So please don't comment on them. 3 servers are kind of hard to manage ;) and im still getting the hang of thing's! Thanks Gig Hey Guy's and Gal's I know this is my first short and sucky Blog but there is a birthday Party waiting for me. But More Importantly There Is a whole bar full of mixed drinks and shots waiting for my friends and I. Anyone here in the Houston area I will be at Red Star in midtown for about 3 hours then off to anouther party after that! I should be Home about 6am But don't try to wake me cause I'm sure I will be nice and drunk. Later, Gig You know you live in 2006 when... 1. You go to a party, sit down and take myspace pics. 2. You haven't played solit
Tonight Sucks
WELL TONIGHT WAS A REALLY BAD NIGHT. I FEEL LIKE SUCH AN IDIOT. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER, NOW I AM PAYING THE PRICE. SOMETIMES BEING NICE CAN COME BACK AND BITE YOU IN THE ASS. I WANT TO REALLY VENT HERE. BUT I AM NOT GOING TO DO THAT. LETS JUST SAY I WAS TAKEN FOR A FOOL, WAS USED, AND TOSSED ASIDE. IT IS MY FAULT FOR NOT BEING SMARTER. SO NOW I AM PAYING FOR IT FINANCIALLY AND MORE IMPORTANTLY EMOTIONALLY. ONE OF THESE DAYS I WILL LEARN AND I WONT BE WALKED ALL OVER LIKE THIS AGAIN. WELL THAT IS ALL I AM GOING TO SAY. I WILL TRY ONCE AGAIN TO GET TO SLEEP.
Tonight!
Concert was awesome!! Did not know Crossfade would be playing too! Cool!! We will be posting pics soon! Tonight we are going to see Saliva in concert! Been a long time and being 5 months pregnant, this should be interseting lol!!
Toni Braxton - Hit The Freeway
Toni Braxton - Please
Tonight At The Scooter Bar 2 Wyldone Gives Out Free Blow Jobs!!!!
LOOKING FOR SOMETHING NEW? OR MAYBE JUST WANNA CHILL OUT WITH SOME GOOD MUSIC? WE HAVE IT ALL AT THE SCOOTER BAR FROM OLD CLASSIC ROCK TO NEW AND UP TO DATE MUSIC!!!!! SO WHY NOT GIVE IT A GO AND COME CHILL OUT WITH THE MOST WICKED DJ'S AROUND!!! DONT PASS UP THE CHANCE FOR GOOD TIMES IN THE SCOOTERBAR AND SCOOTERBAR 2 ALONG WITH LAN ECHO RADIO GIVING OUT THE BEST MUSIC AROUND!!!!!! IF YA LIKE THE LOUNGES HOW BOUT WORKING FOR ONE?? WE ARE LOOKING FOR ALL TYPES OF STAFF FROM BARTENDERS TO ENFORCERS AND EVEN DANCERS!!! WHAT A CHANCE!!!! IF YA INTERESTED GIVE LEZKA OR SLADE A SHOUT IN SCOOTERBAR1 AND SCOOTERBAR2 (repost of original by 'Lezka~TSB~BC~GD~Assistant Manager T.S.B 2~Owner Of AC~Satanics Real Wife~' on '2007-04-04 05:12:57') (repost of original by 'dragonwarrior ~TSB2 Doorman' on '2007-04-04 05:14:48') (repost of original by 'Lezka~TSB~BC~GD~Assistant Manager T.S.B 2~Owner Of AC~Satanics Real Wife~' on '2007-04-04 09:58:25') (repost of original by 'm
Tonight I Finally Did Something Im Proud Of Myself For...
Tonight I Wrote My Ex Who I was Engaged To And With For Over A Year...Durring That Relationship Things Were Promised Things Were Done Things Were Said But None Of It Came True I Was Lied To And I Was Left With My Heart In A Thousand Pieces I Was Devistated By What He Had Done As Much As I Wanted To Say I Was Over It Some How I Just Couldnt I Guess Cause I Never Got My Closure Then Tonight I Got To Thinking As I Have Been For Some Time...Why Am I Doing This To Myself? I Dont Deserve It And He Told Me More Then Once That My Heart Was His And His Was Mine...Well Officially Tonight I Wrote Him On Myspace And Decided I Didnt Want His Heart Anymore And I Wanted My Heart Back Along With All The Pieces...And I Told Him Im Taking My Heart Back So That Never Again He Could Say It Was His To Me Or To Anyone Else...Because Theres Another Soul That I Met Here That I Love And Want To Be With And I Wanted To Be Able To Give Him My Whole Heart Not A Half Beaten Down Heart...And To I Got To Thinking Ma
Tonight
Tonight I will be working the fetish ball, at meridian. Come visit me. You won't be dissappointed. Good times, ja
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Tonight
I haven't been here long..but I've met so many very interesting people..that are so different in so many ways...I love all my friends here..sorry I don't get the chance to chat with many of you..life just gets to busy at times... One of the few things I dont like about fubar..is it never signs me out when I sign out..a few others are I don't get the chance to really get know most of my friends..and my mail hardly ever works..hope you guys don't share the same problems :0) Anyways thats enough complaining LOL..hope every one is having a great night..Luv Deb Tonight I'm feeling very restless..I'm having a glass of wine..just sitting here thinking..maybe wondering about my life..where it is..where it's going..and how to learn to live a bit more...most of the time I'm happy..and content..but sometimes I just wish for my day to bring a surprise..just something new and different..exciting maybe..who know...but tonight ..I'll just lay awake and dream..Deb
Tonight
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To Night We Danced...
Tonight a driver didn't win the race.... and a nation suffers his loss............ The Jr. Nation. Thank you Dale jr. for givin it your all... all the time.
Tonight
OK... Its Friday and I am tryin to figure out what to do tonight....kinda having a heck of a time figuring it out... so I thought i would ask you guys for some ideas!?!?!? have any? LOL
Tonight, Tonight
Tonight, hubby T and I are going to an all ages show in Anacortes! Our most FAV band in the world is going to be playing, Anarchist Union Local 360, with the Jesus Chords! Its going to be tons of fun! If you are going to be around, stop in for a listen! You won't regret it!!!! The show starts at 8pm with a $4 cover(the Backporch Cafe/The Business). I can't wait!! Of course, I may be a little bias about the heavenly music that which is A.U. Local 360 because the wonderful Miss Chickadee Laverne is the lead singer!!!;) MMMMmmmhmmmmm!!!!! Here is a clip of the Jesus Chords playing at Herb's Tavern...enjoy! Live at Herb'sAdd to My Profile | More Videos
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The Alabaster Box Regret. Oh, that we could have done things differently - if we could only turn back the hands of time... How different would life have been if we'd only known then all the things we know now. . . Maybe. Inside every person is something called an "Alabaster Box." It is the most sacred and secret place in the human heart where the precious and carefully guarded truths of your existence are stored. What you believe to be true about yourself and what you hold most dear is kept in there. Memories, emotions, heartache, love, the deepest and most profoundly felt of all your experiences have been distilled into the most potent of all elixers - the essence of you. There's a story of a woman named Mary who brought an Alabaster Box of perfume to Jesus and poured it on his feet. In her desperation and sorrow she washed his feet with her tears and dried them with her hair as she lovingly poured her most valuable possession on the feet of God. There were those
Tonight
i dont like it today,life. Imagine holding something that sacred in these terrible hands. I cant love or hate without any self doubt. I try to love but it comes out stunted.Who am I? I'm a nice guy that use to have good hair. I cant be nice cause someone thinks im up to no good. So my conclusion is, im a loser.
To Nice
I apologize for doing this, but my girlfriend is in the "Rockin Rack Contest and is in second place. I think she has the best rack in the world of course, but that doesn't mean she should be in first place. However, anyone with eyes should see that the chick that IS in first should NOT be there. She is only about 35 comments behind and closing in fast, so I'm trying for a last minute push. So.....Long story short, If you want to see some amazing boobies, go and add the host of the contest (due to the NSFW nature of the contest). Just click on the picture below to go straight to add her. Cannibal ~ Show some love aok am a nice guy i think i give blasts'vips and other gifts there has been 2 people that have been great to me anyway here my point is am friends with alot of people on here and i rate and comment on there pics but alot of them don't return the love am i wrong for being nice or should i be upset about that
Tonights My Birthday!
Tonight
Lust electric Gentle nibble Delicate flick Juices trickle Tender mouthful Indulgent sips Spasms sinful Gyrating hips Thrusts entrancing Feverish pace Teeth caressing Deadlock embrace Lust electric Unabated Flesh metallic Liquidated
Tonight
As I sat here tonight uploading a ton of music to my stash, yeah the music tells my age!! It was more than just listening to old tunes it was, It was a lot of things and then when my friend Becca was rating my stash and mentioned that she enjoyed this music and her parents listened to it all the time as she grew up, she sent me a web page of hits from 1975 and then said that was the year she was born and her parents were hippies. A thought ran through my mind for a fleeting second damn Im getting old because my daughter keeps a picture of me from my freshman year in high school with my hair in a ponytail half way to my ass and tells her friends how my dad is just an old hippy. But it wasnt till I got a message in my shoutbox that asked about my stash and where did I come up with this music. As she told me how cool it was and she had never heard of these groups I realized Im not old Im seasoned!!! And yes this was some 18 y/o who obviously doesnt own a radio. Lmao But
Tonight I Can Write
Tonight I can write Tonight I can write the saddest lines Write, for example "The night is starry and the stars are blue and shiver in the distance." The night wind revolves in the sky and sings. Tonight I can write the saddest lines I loved her, Sometimes she loves me too Through nights like this one I held her in my arms. I kissed her again and again under the endlesssky She loved me.. Sometimes I loved her too. How could one not have loved her great still eyes. Tonight I can write the saddest lines to think that I do not have her. To feel that I have lost her To hear the immense night, still more immense without her, And the verse falls to the soul like dew to the pasture What does it matter that my love could not keep her. The night is starry and she is not with me This is all, in the distance someone is singing in the distance. My soul is not satisfied that it has lost her. My sight tries to find her as though to bring her closer my heart l
Tonite
im bored im not sure what i should do tonite im off work but its monday and theres not much to do got to zooks fu page for details AUCTION RULES damm im fuckin drunk
Toni
i am not rating over 3,000 pics unless i get a vip, i think thats fair. i am fed up with running out out daily rates everytime.
Toni Braxton - Your Making Me High
To Nice For Own Good
Tonight
Tonight i have been up very late..due too the fact im under a lil stress..i seriously need a vacation too like egypt,lol..or las vegas(my favorite spot)i also want too go off too new york oneday sty for about a month just too party hardy,lol..i also need to meet some new friends well im gonna make me some hot chocolate and watch family guy and hang out here:) i love fubar!
Tonight, I'm Gonna Make It Without You
It's not you, I swear that it's me,I swore up and down,That forever we would be,But forever ever never came,And now you wanna leave,I never pictured this, Never thought that I would see," "I'd make it on your own, And I be and independent women, I depended on the fact,You never knew what i was doin,Cause if you knew better, Then you prolly go and do it, Now the goin's getting tough,An were finally goin through it," "so,I apologize,For every dropped tear,Cause I dropped the ball baby,And I'll always have to hear..." Tonight, I'm gonna find a way to make it without you Tonight, I'm gonna find a way to make it without you. I'm gonna hold on to the times that we had tonight I'm gonna find a way to make it without you. "And yes,I have tried sleepin nights, With a broken heart,The hard part, Is I brought this on myself,I wanna be-Near MeStill wanna -Touch Me And wanna- Feel Me
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Tonie
To Nmg
Sometimes at night, when I look to the sky, I start thinking of you and then ask myself, why? Why do I love you? Because I know the list could run on for miles. The whisper of your voice, the warmth of your touch, so many little things that make me love you so much. The way you support me, and help with my emotions, the way that you care and show such devotion. The way that your kiss fills me with desire, and how you hold me with the warmth of a blazing fire. The way your eyes shine when you look at me, lost with YOU forever is where I want to be. The way that I feel when you're by my side, a sense of completion and overflowing pride. The dreams that I dream, that all involve you, the possibilities I see and the things we can do. How you finish the puzzle that lies inside my heart, How that deep in my soul, you are the most important part. I could go on for days, telling of what I feel, but all you really must know is my love for you is real. I MIS
Ton Marie's Blog-my Thoughts, Etc
So ok..I don't even really kno where my life is headed right now.. But it's a new yr like I stated in my last blog.. NW YR.. NW ME.. I'm working on it.. But today has been a tough one fo me.. It's like nothing is going right for me in my personal life.. But hopefully something will get worked out or figured out or something.. I'm going crazy over the simplest things.. Why you may ask, IDK.. All my thoughts in my head right now, they are making no sense at all.. None..Wut am I suppose ta do with all them....I have been tryna to express them but it's like no one is listening.. Or care's ta listen.. So ya know.. All I gots ta say ta them is FU.. I kno who my tru friends are.. And who is always gonna be down for me.. Hopefully they stay down fo me.....I miss him...I should be getting mah phone and mah notebook this week.. Can't wait.. Been waiting so long..I'm Out.. I'm tired.. I gots a migraine.. So do wut it do.. Holla.. One,ToN MaRiE So my life right now is kind of hectic and i don't se
To Not Have You Around
From the day you were born to this very day we have this special bond. An unconditional love we share. From smiles and giggles to laughter and fights as time went on. Still we had that 1 thing we both cherrish. Never apart for any length of time, I have to say, since that early morning rise, the solomn drive into town, I knew it would be tough on both of us. Still I stayed strong, fighting back the tears that wanted to fall upon my cheek. To see you there in formation line beings you were the 3rd one there, it was the pride and joy that held my heart from crumbling away. The sound of silence is deafening to my ears. Every door that opens n closes my brain still thinking it's you comming in and running back out. Dreams of you so vivid and clear I wake up thinking was it just a dream or is it real. A quick run down the hall only to have reality set in as I walk to your bedroom door and see an empty made up bed. Doing what I can to keep you close to me, I lay upon that
Tons Of Girls..
Tons of fakes, I'm just going to do them all in one because otherwise i'd have to many blogs to keep up with: #1: http://lostcherry.com/user/169460 Is using pic's of Tiffany Teen: http://www.phil-flash.com/?t=r #2: http://lostcherry.com/user/81670 is using pic's of Shannon Bond (saluted): http://www.fakersbusted.com/database/females/ref00329.html #3: http://lostcherry.com/user/133520 Is using pic's of Renae (saluted Member): http://fakersbusted.com/database/females/ref00302.html #4: http://lostcherry.com/user/48427 Using Pic of Kayla (saluted member): http://fakersbusted.com/database/females/ref00203.html Which is fake? Both using the same pic and different names and ages. #5: http://lostcherry.com/user/268387 Tori 18 years old. or #6: http://lostcherry.com/user/188391 Cobie 26 years old. moving on.. #7: http://lostcherry.com/user/295508 DTQ on fakersbusted meaning there are tonnes of people using those pic's: http://www.fakersbusted
Tonto
Tonx33 Thoughts
With each magnificent sunrise ...I see her....As a stream gently flows through the mountains...I see her...I think of my hopes and dreams.....When I see her...When I think what makes me want to be a better man...I see her...I see the most beautiful person in the world...When I see her...When I think of the love God has gave me....I see her...When I think of my true love for life....I see her....I see my angel...Each time I see her.... Love you always M&M As the days turn into nights, and the months become years..I sit and wait for her.. I hear her voice thats like a sweet and the purest sounding melody, skin soft as rose petals.her lips sweet as honey..I only see her in my dreams and. In the shadows of her in the dayShes the one I have been searching for, .but never able to find.My heart yearns for her touchand for her just to be near me. She will be the one to know all my deepest desires .and my inner thoughtsWith her.Im complete.. So I sit and wait until that day.fo
Tonys Good Eats
Easy enough to make for a weeknight meal or a friendly Oktoberfest gathering. Bring on the beer and the oompah band! Prep Time:15 min Start to Finish:11 hr 15 min Makes:8 sandwiches 4 Ratings : 0 Reviews : Be the first to review Slow Cooker Reuben Sandwiches 1 package (2 pounds) refrigerated sauerkraut 1 package (2 to 3 pounds) corned beef brisket 1 cup Thousand Island dressing 16 slices pumpernickel rye bread, toasted 8 slices (1 ounce each) Swiss cheese 1. Place sauerkraut in 3- to 4-quart slow cooker. Place beef brisket on sauerkraut. (If brisket includes packet of spices, sprinkle spices over brisket.) 2. Cover and cook on Low heat setting 9 to 11 hours. 3. Remove beef from cooker; place on cutting board. Cut beef into slices. To serve, spread 1 tablespoon dressing on each toast slice. Using slotted spoon to remove sauerkraut from cooker, top 8 slices toast with 1/2 cup sauerkraut each. Top sauerkraut with beef slices and cheese
Tony's Thoughts...
i have some messengers up for those of you who like to talk on them... -msn higher_kalling@hotmail.com -yahoo alwayslost619 -aim tonyfriend001 i'm writing some lyrics for a song that ive been working on for a couple of weeks. let me know what you think. if you have any ideas please let me know. please remember that it is in the works and not put together right so it's going to sound like crap. why did you lie with every breath, each word contributed to my death words of deceit poured from your lips, my blood fell off your finger tips i loved you, i trusted you, i needed you, why did you lie you placed this knife in my heart oh girl, you're tearing me apart you llied to my face, with each and every embrace i loved you, i trusted you, i needed you, you're killing me... i loved you okay that's where im stuck at.
Tony's Blog
Today my good friend and brother Curtis Leonard may finally rest in peace. His murderer, the piece of shit who shot and killed him while robbing a store was convicted of murder in the first degree and will most likely be sentenced to death.As my friends and and i were sitting in Chima Brazilian Steakhouse having lunch were called back to the courtroom. It was sobering to think that if not for the killer John S Lane who we sat face to face to with in court for the last week, Curtis would most likely have been enjoying lunch with us, his friends. When we buried Curtis over the three days he lay in state, over 1000 people came to pay respects, cry, and show him the love we all felt for our most worthy brother. I had the privelege to address the shocked crowd who came from far and near to mourn his untimely death. How many of us will ever have that many people come to pay their last respects for us? This is testament to how many people Curtis had touched, impacted in a positive way. As I s
Tony's Blog
Am I inferior, superior or neither? It is very common for many people to compare themselves to almost everyone they meet. For many, the first thing people do when they see someone new is to determine where they are categorized in their internal hierarchy. In other words, are they better or I'm better. People will determine whether or not this person is better than one's self or not. An internal hierarchy is different for many people. It all depends on what that individual values the most. For example, if a person values the education level the most, then that person will rate other people based on their level of education. If a person values wealth, then they would rate other people based on their earnings. There can be a hierarchy with popularity, appearance, social status, occupations and so on. You see, people would generally "size-up" another person and determine if this person is inferior or superior in the internal hierarchy of their minds. You see, that's where
Tonya's Blogs
Hope you all have a safe and Happy New Year!! Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com I just wanted to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas!!!!!!! Please have a safe and happy holiday :). Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com
Tonya
i am 5 foot 7 inches tall, brown hair green eyes, i wear glasses. im a single mom of 2. i like to watch movies, listen to country music. i like to hang out with friends and family when i can.
Tony And Shannon Need Help
Most of you know them as Blinky or doing 88 & ShaonnonLee.They are in a contest that ends Sept 3rd.They are about 700 out of the lead.Stop by and show some love..Thanks everyone
Tony Braxton
You're Makin Me High~ by Toni Braxton I'll always think of you Inside of my private thoughts I can imagine you Touching my private parts With just the thought of you I can't help but touch myself That's why I want you so bad Just one night of moonlight With you there beside me all night Doin' it again and again You know I want you so bad Baby, baby, baby Ooooh, I get so high When I'm around you baby I can touch the sky You make my temperature rise You're making me high Baby, baby, baby, baby Can't get my mind off you I think I might be obsessed The very thought of you Makes me want to get undressed I want to be with you In spite of what my heart says I guess I want you too bad All I want is moonlight With you there beside me All night, doin' it again and again You know I want you so bad Baby, baby, baby Ooooh, I get so high When I'm around you baby I can touch the sky You make my temperature rise Oh boy You're making me high Baby, baby
Tony
Tonys Dark And Sad Stuff/9/23
Love is what is desired, But hate is what is found. My life has no love at all, And hate I have now. I cannot find happiness, All I can find is darkness. I can do many things, But none turn out correctly. I have had many failures, And very few completions. My life is filled with depression, Yet my friends seem to take that away. If I didn't have my friends by my side, I would be and empty shell of a person. I can't thank them enough for their help, But I can't seem to see the light at the end of the tunnel without them. My world is full or personal demons, And my life is plagued with emotional pains. My friends have helped me keep in control, Without them, my life would be not one worth living. Miss you I miss you so much And you've barely been gone I miss your laughter Your stories, your songs So many staring contests Id often opposed But now those eyes Are forever closed There must be a god And a heaven as well And the reason I know Is because y
Tonys Assorted Poems
make me want you so bad so strong so... music pulsating through my entire body sweating throbbing sight gone blurry making me want you so bad so strong so... dancing so close rubbing feeling touching am i making you want me so bad so strong so... tasting the salt on my neck my chest you're making the heat get intense making me want this so bad so strong so... no one around us cares about what goes on and i want this so bad it hurts... i ache hands on every part hot and smooth moving to a rhythm in the bass of the moment nobody gives us a second glance and i want you so bad. what will it take to make you want me back? You dance for me Only me, only I My own little temptress. Your body casts a shadow As the moon watches on A supernatural Peeping Tom. A silhouette hits the floor Doing a duet of arousal For me, only me. As the silver lighting beams down Your dances awaken my inner animal; I yearn for your flesh. Hair of silk blows
To Ny Met Fans
I don't hate the Mets. As a matter of fact, I rooted for you all season long. One thing that bothered me was that in the beginning of the season when we (the Yankees) were down, you all jumped on the wagon against us. You all said that money doesnt buy championships and that money doesnt buy heart. Here is what I saw this year from this Yankee Team. 1. After a 21 - 29 record, they never gave up on themselves nor their fans. 2. Since the end of May, they have compiled a MLB Best record of 71 - 38. 3. In the second half of the season, they won an MLB Best 51 games. 4. Players such as Hughes, Joba, Kennedy, Melky, Duncan and Cano have kept the hopes up for many years to come. 5. A-Rod has had his best offensive season of his career setting highs in HRs, RBIs, and Runs Scored. 6. Wang has turned himself into a pure Cy Young hopeful season in and out. 7. Pettite kept the Yankees in it until the very end by being one of the most successful pitchers in the second half
Tony
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Tonys Porn.......
One look; thats all it took to make me want you Ive tasted the forbidden fruit and now Im doomed How could I resist something so hot, so inviting? I couldnt help but want more, so I continued writing. My knees started to tremble and nothing else mattered You made me so hot, so moist, and lathered I needed to feel you, didnt care about the result I kept dragging it on when I shouldve bolted. I let my legs fall apart pantie less my swollen lips exposed my body shaking It was then you knew I was yours for the taking You said you didnt want to hurt me again I knew deep down I shouldve just ran. But instead, I stayed, I needed your love I needed you inside of me, us fitting like a glove Our bodies moved together, so perfect, so right At that time, all that mattered was this night. Every time you touched me, I thought I would die From this simple pleasure, taking me beyond the sky I could feel you pulsing; I stopped thinking You saw it in my eyes; you knew I was si
Tony
"All due respect, you got no fucking idea what it's like to be number one. Every decision you make affects every facet of every other fucking thing. It's too much to deal with almost. And in the end you're completely alone with it."
Tony's Back Yeaaaa
Dreams are like Ships upon the Oceans Sailing toward the Heart from within Igniting the desire of Passion Sending spirits to dance upon the Wind Friends are the Flame that burns forever bright The Dream of love and Laughter Hold the Desire to be kept alive As we soar beyond the clouds As we dance with the stars above Friendships shine from within Holding toward Peace once again Set your sails for Paradise Let your Dreams soar on high Give the Warmth of Friendship Let your heart be filled with pride Stand upon the Ship of tomorrow Listen to your heart sing of love Friendship holds the Dream together As you set sail to reach the stars
Tony's Poem
With the Spirit of the Tiger residing deep within Singing out Strong with Song upon the Wind Standing Tall ever so Proud Listen to my Heart I won't be put down or tied I will soar with my Spirit of delight The Tiger is a Cat with Pride Holding on to the Dream within The Tiger Soars with desire As the Song is played upon the wind I stand up no one ties me down I run free upon the stars and wind The Moon shines out for me you see As I dance neath the Beauty of delight Standing Tall and Filled with Pride Ignite the Candle Ignite the Flame Let no one hold you Back For the Tiger within in me I am free to soar high Once again (Tony Kenyon 2008)
Tony's Home
Tony Love
do not look on the lifeof the seats that they can always find the location of their own MSN : anxiwu521@hotmail.com Yahoo : nage521@o.cn
Tonya
a very good friend i have met on here decided to surprise me and buy me a round trip ticket home in june for a weekend visit. i so adore this man he is the kindest sweetest guy ive met in a long time. well because of him i get to see my ex girlfriend that i screwed up with and made the biggest mistake of my life letting her go. she was the one for me the love of my life my other half. i get another shot at love with her and im so nervous on seeing her after nine years. yeah thats a long time but my heart still skips a beat when i talk to her hear her voice or read her messages to me. and shes single haha isnt that fuckin fabulous? so in less than three weeks this is going to happen. i am so nervous excited so ready to see her and meet that wonderful man who is giving me this shot with her. i thank you with all my heart and soul kenneth. love you long time
Tonyabamonte@rocketmail.com
Tony
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Hey every1 im tryna meet new friend all over da world so like if you down with it Check me out.................
Tonyk195
DAM YOUR HOT AN SEXY SHOW ME MORE BABY
Tony's Gawt It - Aka - Tag, I'm It
Tony smacked me around n forced me to share…I did this last year, I’m not going to look to see what I wrote so I may wind up repeating myself. That being said, this is difficult for me but I’m going to try to share some things that I don’t normally share.1. I recently started therapy, I tried this once before but I was not ready to really open myself up to someone and did not have a therapist that I was entirely comfortable. We haven’t gotten anywhere too deep yet, but I’m hoping to make some progress.2. I’m honestly working on trying to be more open with people, it’s difficult for me to share my feelings with people because, well, letting people close to me is frightening. I usually deflect with jokes or sexual inuendo.3. I sleep with 5 pillows because even after 4 years it’s hard for me to get comfortable and fall asleep alone.4. My brother died in a car accident when he was 17 and I was 22. I still miss my him terribly
Tony
Tony
The Confederate flag and free speech: It's long past time to stop mythologizing our ancestry Published: Wednesday, March 16, 2011, 7:00 AM ByGuest Columnist By Jeffrey FullerAfter reading about Ken Webber, the Medford school bus driver who was fired for refusing to remove a Confederate battle flag, which he called an expression of his "redneck" identity, from the antenna of his truck while parked at a local school, I was reminded of my own upbringing in Missouri near the home of the notorious Confederate guerrilla and outlaw Jesse James.Coming of age in an area where Southern sympathies still exist, where Jesse James is still celebrated (even I, a liberal historian, struggle not to brag about the nearness of my roots to this legendary and murderous man), and where the "Dukes of Hazard" just made sense, I've often found contradictions in the realities and fictions surrounding the South and an understanding of who we are as individuals. The brief background information about Web
Too All My Friends
Well it has been what over a year now here on Fubar.. I meet some pretty cool friends, causght up with some old ones and just mainly had fun on here.. Some of you been through hell with me, and for that I say thankyou.. Some of you have dealt with the horns and I think in those cases we both had fun... I guess I am writing this to say thanks to those on here who are my actual friends and to one that sometimes is more then a friend... You guys and gals rock.. Hope you have a good 2009. Seems I ain't posted a new one of these in a long time.. So lets just give a quick update.. I am going to be getting remarried in June.. I know Dragon said he wouldn't except he found the exception to the damn rules... Also have gotten a new place to live and my little girl is happy with both her soon to be step mom and her new room.. Now if I can only get the situation with my parents taken care of I'd be in seventh heaven.. Well I guess I write more later.. Peave out folks. Well lets s
Too All My Friends
Chocolate said to a lollipop, "You are damn sweet". The lollipop replied "I'm Not as sweet as the person reading this"! "Ur smile makes me smile"..."ur talks make me glad"... "Ur company makes me happy"..."But ur absence makes me sad"... "Be always with me my dear friend"!!! Send this 2 all ur friends in ur list, and also back 2 me if i am ur friend...
Too All My Friends
I WOULD LOVE TO WISH ALL OF YOU OF YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS & A HAPPY NEW YEAR 2007...
Too All My Friends
Too All My Many Friends And Fans, Please Read!
You asked for them and you can get them......If you can get me to Level 6 I'll post some nsfw pics of me. RATE ME, FAN ME, ADD ME and we'll have some fun. Thanks to all of you for you Rates, fans and adds. Love to you all! Blessings, Solace
Too All My Friends
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Too All The Troops.
This goes out to all those brave soldiers that gave the ultimate sacrafice and those who are still there in the fields of battle. This goes out to you all that have served thier call of duty. God bless you all and have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Hope to see you all home soon and safe.
Too All The People
I want to tell all the people that are Married in a relationship or Just plain know someone overseas fighting for us this Chistmas My payers are with U all and too all the Troops fighting for Us I want to thank you and Have a great and safe day and Holidays we are all thinking of you MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR.
Too All Fubomber Family Members
Too All Women!!
LETTER TO A WOMAN If you ever look at yourself and feel that you don't measure up, read this and your outlook will change before you finish reading it! This is good to keep, not just to read from time to time, but to also keep stored in your heart! When I created the heavens and the earth, I spoke them into being. When I created man, I formed him and breathed life into his nostrils But you, woman, I fashioned after I breathed the breath of life into man because your nostrils are too delicate. I allowed a deep sleep to come over him so I could patiently and perfectly fashion you. Man was put to sleep so that he could not interfere with the creativity. From one bone, I fashioned you. I chose the bone that protects man's life. I chose the rib, which protects his heart and lungs and supports him, as you are meant to do. Around this one bone, I shaped you.... I modeled you. I created you perfectly and beautifully. Your characteristics are as the rib, strong yet delicate
Too All My Friends
Too All My Friends
TOO ALL THOSE WONDERFUL PEOPLE THAT ACCEPTED MY REQUEST FOR FRIENDSHIP, I THANK EACH OF YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART !!! I'M NEW TO FUBAR AND HOPE THAT EACH OF YOU WILL SHOW ME THE ROPES..AGAIN,THANK YOU ALL FOR ADDING ME!!!!
Too All Who,s Has A Dog Please Read
I tried sergeant's gold flea and tick squeeze-on for dogs,Please don't use this product.I got this for my babies and boy did they have a bad reaction to it.I called the number on the box and they told me to give them 2 baths with joy and it should go away.So I got on the pc and found to my shock lots of people went threw this same thing,some dogs have died,and they keep selling this product,and it now the next day my dogs are better,still itchy a little,now these guys are my life.I feel like a dick for putting it on them,I cried all nit.Know dog or cat should go threw this,this product should not be for sell at all.Please don't use this product on your pet,don't trust it,and if u know someone with a pet pass this info along,don't let another love one feel this pain from this product. Keith.
Too All Broken Hearts So Cheated :(
Too All My Fu Friends
to all my fu friends on March 2 2012 my life came to an end when i became unable to cope with the face that my love was forbidden to be with me due to her master so i depart leaving love to all those i care about including her plz do not try to stop me i'm tired of living and i should've died overseas so i say goodbye i love you guys and i will miss you
Toober
Well I am new here and this site kicks ass. My life sucks right now cause I thought I was going to have a child but I hate to break the new but I am not. Yep. Life sucks. gtg but ttyl Toober
Too Bad
There have been many, many times when I may have. disturbed you, troubled you, pestered you, irritated you, bugged you or got on your nerves with all the complaining I do, So today I just wanna tell you that... I PLAN TO CONTINUE
Too-bad???
You-know-this-whole-summer-was-a-bunch-of-crazy-ass-shit!Too-bad-none-of-my-friends-on-myspace-won't-see-this-damn-blog-cause-this-is-straight-up-coming-from-the-heart.All-the-females-i-know-in-Meadville-i've-learn-alot-from-them-that-half-of-them-don't-know-if-the-fucking-glass-is-half-full-or-completely-full-of-shit-seriously-getting-to-the-point-of-all-this-i-mean-i-got-one-girl-who-got-controlling-loser-ass-nigga-that-gonna-up-in-jail-someday-cause-he-thinks-he-top-shit,but-then-she-has-the-nerve-when-things-are-going-wrong-for-her-she-wants-me-to-be-there-that-person-is-my-kids-mother-she-a-confused-soul.Then-you-got-another-female-she-wants-me-to-get-a-girlfriend,but-then-when-i-get-one-she-gets-upset-about-it-then-on-top-of-that-she-hangs-with-a-girl-that's-a-straight-loser-in-all-types-of-ways-lol-an-her-husband-a-loser-too-on-top-of-that-i-should-say,but-i-can't-really-say-much-anymore-on-that-cause-her-friend-just-uses-her-all-types-of-ways.Then-you-got-one-girl-that's-cool-i
Too Big
Just came accross a baseball card of myself from 1980. I was 7 years old and I was 5'1 100 pounds. Jeez how did my parents afford to feed me. lol
Too Bad To Be Good
high party time rock your little heart out
To Obama Supporters
I wish Obama the best of luck. I hope he is a good President. But I won't hold my breath. Thanks to all that voted for him. Now we will have 4 more years of crap.
Too Bad
Too Close For Comfort
Just a few blocks from my home one of Sarnia's biggest oil refinery's had a huge explosion thurs night around 3am. The blast caused an earthquake like shake to my block and the fire lit up the night sky mimicking daylight. The fire could be seen 20km's away. We were told to shut off funaces and block all air inlets. We were also ordered to stay in place...meaning do not go outside.... And thats not even the scary part...the scary part is I SLEPT THROUGH the whole thing!! As did my kids!! It literally knocked stuff off selves and i had no clue what happened til the next day when my mom called to see if we heard it. There was a secondary explosion and nope, i didnt hear that either...the blast is still being investigated and thank god no1 was injured...Can i believe i slept through it?? NO!! Lol. Read all about it below..its Sarnia history in the making, Ontario history in the making. And i had no clue. http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20061214/sarnia_fire_06
Too Close
Too Cool For You
Too Cool
Too Crowded?!
how can this place be too crowded? i have yet to even meet people that live anywhere near me on here
Too Deep For U
I feel you with my heart You feel me with your hands Somehow your touch is more than I can stand My knees get weak then I lose my breath Heart beating so fast I lose myself. Hands tracing trailing down... Heart starts to flutter and I let out that sound You heart now pounding your knees too weak You're staring at me and you can't speak Hands on my hips while you stare at my breasts I know it is hard to control yourself. That look in my eyes that evil smile on my face smacking my lips cause I want to taste. Tongue finds you and takes it all in Deeper and deeper it's coming to an end. I really wish you weren't my best friend! I know you never loved me. I know you never cared. You fell in love so fast and I just got scared. I run from my feeling I try to play it safe. Some times you can run but never escape. I shut my emotions off like a switch on the wall. I turn off my phone just to ignore your calls. I close all the curtains and lock all the door
Too Damn Funny
this is an honest to god true stroy and i just have to share it. and you might get the best laugh you've had in awhile. first off i work as a non-emergency trasport driver, a glorified way to say i'm a medic cabbie. and my car is an old cop car, it still has the spot lights on the a-pillars nothing else but white paint. i was bringing this one passenger back from his appointment. i pulled over to tell dispatch that i'm done for the day and ask if they have any other people that need transport. as soon as i got the all clear i took off and got behind this tuned up honda civic. after riding behind this 2 people for awhile they started looking in their mirrors real nervous like. and after that for a short bit we see these little baggies flying out both windows. for about a mile in distance they've been doing this. and when we had a clear passing zone we passed them without them even glancing over at us. their eyes were fixed on the road ahead. and after we passed they didn't even reli
Too Damn True
Tooday
what about today? well I got up at like 8am to leave my parents house to come over here and babysit for my brother, that was nice, we talked on the drive here..very lovely indeed holy crap I never seen it rain so hard ...like ever..haha..it was kraaazy well other than that..hmm what else? watched some tv watched the movie "Prime" and "Hitch" now im sittin here...being bored on CT and writing in my blog about my day did a few mumms..that was fun.. :) anywayz...got work tomorrow write another day!!!!! What happens today? haha I dont really care, it's pretty boring right now but keeping busy with everyone on here lol commenting and viewing my profile...jeez tryna keep up you guys :S hehe what else..ohh tryna figure out what I wanna do with today haha other than try to attemp to clean up, holy what a sentence... sposta be doing a lot today but I decided midas well just be lazy before work on monday :P hehe...what else...? I dunno...haha what else to say for toda
Too Damn Hot!
Hope I got it right this time! Created a guestbook, stop by and sign.
Too Deb
Toodles...sexy,beautiful,& Classy! Sooooo Boodaful!
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Too Distant?
OK, so for a long time and for a variety of reasons I've felt like I'm different, like I don't fit in. One of those reasons is the emotional connection (or more accurately, the lack of an emotional connection) I feel towards others. And it goes for everyone - my "close" friends, casual acquaintances (coworkers and the like) and family. People just don't matter much to me. Here's an example...I live in a relatively small city, about 100,000 people total in the 5 or 6 towns that make up the greater Binghamton area. Cost of living is low, violence is low, blah blah blah. Yesterday there was a shooting - someone opened fire in an office building and killed 13 people. Why it happened is irrelevant to all this so I'm not going to get into it. It was on every station all day long even though they had no information, knew nothing until last night. Even CNN carried the story nationally before they knew how many were dead. Is 13 dead in a podunk of a town really warrant national covera
Too Damn Much Politics
I am getting sick and tired of people in Mumms telling me how wrong I am because I dont see the natural wonder of the conservative wing of the Republican Party. Yesterday I was attacked as thinking that I was smarter than the attacker because I was a Democrat. Following was my answer: My friend, I am smarter and better educated, more insightful, better read and probably taller, funnier and better looking. I suspect I make a better omelet have a better car and trim my toenails with more precision. I am a better pilot, swimmer and have more underwear than you do (although that one is subject to an audit that I dont chose to conduct.) I have a better sense of introspection, better diagnostic skills and a top spin serve that would mop you up. I also dont define everything in terms of politics. Nice talking, once again.
Too Early To Tell You Its Too Early
Too Excited!
My husband is singing in a band called PsychoMagnet(check them out DAMMIT)and it is going VERY well. T.J.,his guitarist Guy and our friend Bill just started a new project today on the side.Yes,it will make for an interesting year.If anyone out there has contacts within the college scene in and around Pittsburgh,please contact me,we NEED u! The side project is an acoustic thing and we will be looking to book some shows in the next 2 months.I'll keep everyone updated as shows arise.As of right now,PsychoMagnet is playing at RPM's in Bridgeville on Feb 16th with Ashes To Ashes and ZILCH,will be a VERY good time.Hope to see you there!
Too Funny
i heard this on the radio today .... made me laugh real hard ... two theories on argueing with a female ..... ..... neither work!!! BAHAHA too funny
Too Funny! *adult Content*
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Too Funny
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was i n the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
Too Funny
A mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. The elephants walk out into the circus ring and the little boy says to his mother, "What's that?" "That's the elephant's tail," she replies. "No, under the tail," says the youngster. The mother is clearly embarrassed and says, "Oh, nothing." The boy turns to his father and repeats the same question. His father looks and says, "That's the elephant's penis, son." "So, why did mum say it was nothing?" asks the boy. The father draws himself up to his full height and says, "Son, I've spoiled that woman."
Too Funny!!!!
A MAN FORGOT TO ZIP UP HIS PANTS. A LADY TELLS HIM "YOUR GARAGE IS OPEN!" HE ASKS "DID YOU SEE MY MUSTANG?" SHE SAID "NO! I SAW YOUR MINI COOPER AND 2 FLAT TIRES!!!" If this doesn't make u laugh, not sure what will!! A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past, looks up, and asks "Hey, what are you doing?" The monkey replies, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some!" So the lizard climbs up the tree, sits next to the monkey, and they smoke a few joints. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and goes to the river to get a drink. He staggers tothe river, but he is so stoned that he leans over too far and falls in the water. A crocodile sees this, swims over to the lizard and helps him ashore. Then he asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains that he was sitting in the tree with a monkey smoking pot, got too stoned and fell in the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this
Too Funny
http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=877010&albumid=382701&i=3958529643 Holy shit can ya believe the news!!!??? Dale Jr. just announced that starting in 2008 for five years he will drive for Hendricks racing. He will fill the car that Kyle Busch will be vacating at the end of the year. No announcement on car numbers or sponser packages but it is official, Jr. drives for Hendricks for the next five years http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=877010&albumid=382701&i=3958529643 Follow the link above,comment and vote,please i need all the help i can get,im losin my butt right now,if ya have some extra time please stop by and help me out,all bombers welcome lol
Too Funny
Little Sally came home from school and with a smile on her face and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small was it?" Sally replied, "No... salty!" 1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud s
Too Funny
After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--she loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart. Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's r
Too Funny
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?" "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce." "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it means that you don't get any more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Ferraris and Lexus's in the garage and no more yacht club.But the decision is yours." Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. "Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife. "That's his mistress," says her husband. "Ours is prettier," she replies. One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Revere
Too Funny. Sound Is Needed
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Too Funny
this is great "THE HUSBAND STORE" Body: The Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where women may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is the following description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the levels. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may opt to go up to the next level, but shoppers cannot go back down, except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to shop for a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Good Jobs. She is slightly intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Good Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's very nice', she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Good Jobs,
Too Funny
Too Funny! Dealing With Online Crap
She Freakin Blocked Me
Too Forgiving Or Just Too Stupid?
It is really hard to accept someone back into your life after they have done so many deceitful things and told so many unspeakable lies, but you do it because they are family and you love them and you truly believe they have really changed this time. And so you are willing to start with a clean slate and give them the benefit of the doubt, but yet they hurt you and the rest of the family with one more unspeakable lie. And what hurts the most is not how they hurt you, but how they hurt others in your family. And what pisses you off is that they played you and others for the fool for one last time! And what really sucks is that you can never, ever trust them again because even if they do one day truly change, you will never believe them. And so from now on, you will never allow them to get close again, but you will always love them and hope for the best for them.
Too Funny
Too Funny
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was "something wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room. "He's just lying there looking sick," he told me. "I'm serious, Dad. Can you help?" I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do. "Honey," I called, "come look at the lizard!" "Oh, my gosh!" my wife exclaimed. "She's having babies." "What?" my son demanded. "But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!" I was equally outraged. "Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't want them to reproduce," I said accusingly to my w
Too Funny I Should Say!! Lol
Too Funny
Too Funny
Eight Words with two Meanings: > > > 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. > Female...... Any part under a car's hood. > Male.......... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. > > 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. > Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. > Male........ Playing football without a cup. > > 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. > Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. > Male....... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. > > 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment ) n. > Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. > Male........ Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. > > 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. > Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. > Male........ Anything that can be done while drinking beer. > > 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. > Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. > Male........ A source of entertainment, self-expres
Too Funny
Too Funny
As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB , I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams. To cover my embarrassment, I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and sheepishly said, 'I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?' She replied, 'No doctor, but the song you were whistling was, 'I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.' A nurse was on duty in the emergency room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, 'Keep off the grass.' Once the surgery was comp
Too Funny
Should children witness childbirth? Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic askedKathleen, a 3-yr old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Mommy pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic thenthanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......smack his ass again!' LMAO
Too Funny
I've been on Fu for ....oh, I don't know...5 or 6 months now (Technically, I was actually here, last year). I have made some very wonderful and loving friends. Also I have made some enemies. I can count them on My thumb, forefinger and middle finger. I know who you are and this blog is aimed directly at you. The reason.....simple. Those that truly know Me, know I am friggin' busy as hell. You three (well two of you, the third one knows but forgot, I guess), this blog is to show you the irony of "disliking" Me. When I am on Fu..I am usually busy rating pictures, polishing bling, leaving comments or just in general not focused on My "Live Feed". Basically, I hopethat clicking My "Dislike" helps you get through your day. If you really want to show Me you "Dislike" Me, get in My SB, tell Me how you really feel, I'm a grown-up. I can take it and maybe you'll find out you don't really think I'm an asshat. Maybe you will, but who gives a fuck. ;) If I don't break down My "Live Feed" (whi
Too Far Gone
I mentioned a journey....well my plans have changed...the old saying..if you love something set it free ad if it comes back it's meant to be....isn't always the case...it came back.....but I never really let it go.....it was always there with me...no matter how much I convinced myself it wasn't...it was...always....a part of me died yesterday....I have been through some pretty horrific things in my lifetime....stared them in the face...ad came out o top...all on my own...I can't do this on my own....acceptance is hard...but letting go....that is an agonizing pain...and for the first time in a very long time....I am broken....I am going back to the beginning...opening those skeletons in my closet...walking over the burnt bridges...following the trail of tears....do watever I have to..in-order to piece myself back together...face whoever and watever it takes....I'm not afraid to fail....I have succeed at that already...how can I teach my daughter to face the world...if I am
Too Good To Be True
ive had a good time here on lc ,and met some really good friends, but the past couple days ive had a bad experience here. I met some, started talking to and i really liked her, she seemed nice and sweet ,boy was i wrong ,she turned out to be a nutcase ,accusing of me using her to get someone else, that everthing i said to her was a lie. i had to delete her as frind,then i blocked her,so she started sending messages to me at yahoo,that im a liar blah blah, you get the picture. so i set messenger to ingore incoming from her, then she comes back to lc and gets new user profile becomes my fan and sends me a fan request. Anyway i really love being here with my friends and fans,so if you tryed to contacted me and i didnt respond i not ignoring , just buzy with this nut. LUV YA
Too Good To Be True! Hehehe
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition." Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said "clean my house".....
Too Good 4 My Stash!!
Too Gone??
Too Good To Be True
OMG... So I Was Talking To This Guy On Here And I Really Like Him... But I Got A B/F And He Got All Pissed Off About It. I'm Sorry But I Was Single And I Got The Chance To Get A B/F And I Took It. I Really Like My B/F And I Think I Might Be Falling For Him. And I'm Sorry To The Other Guy But I Hope One Day We Can Be Friends...
Too Good To Be True
I dreamt of you the other night. It wasn't lurid or boring, just very ~i~n~t~e~n~s~e~. We were slow dancing to Cafe Del Mar - Mental Generation (I know, not your typical slow dance music, but it fit the moment). We were moving in just the right way, you looked at me in just the right way, we kissed in just the right way. It was my dream becoming reality. After the song, I leaned down and we kissed one last long kiss, and I walked away. I wonder why I walked away and didnt pursue the moment. Maybe something inside of me understands that our whole relationship is just a dream in my head. Maybe I should just let you go, and cherish the sweet memories that are all that you left for me. I don't know if I can, but it seems inevitable. It's believed by many that distance makes the heart fonder, but I believe it makes the heart stronger. The game they call life unravels before me, endlessly going in motion. Happiness unfulfilled, lifeless, heartless...loveless. Throw me the dice so I may win!
Too Good To Be True
Boy when I am right about someone, I am really right. Things felt weird from the jump and I ignored my gut feelings for ONCE because you continuely showed me that you were different. After a while; a girl is bound to believe you. You made a fool of me. Thanks for that. I have no intention of making other people pay for the heartache I feel right now, but you have definetly shown me that I need to trust in myself and noone else. I can thank you for one thing; returning faith in myself, because I saw this going badly, I knew I was leading myself down a bad path and I IGNORED IT! In the process, I fell head over heels in love with you and it seemed you had fallen for me as well. If you hadn't, why lie to me? I have never felt so used in my life. Life is hard enough without this unnecessary headache! But you know what, I will survive, I always have and I always will. If you weren't lying and honestly wanted to be with me, get your shit together and treat me the way I am supposed to be trea
Too Horny
Hey Baby, I really shouldn't be asking you this. I feel shy about it , but I want it so bad. Don't get me wrong, it's just that I haven't had it for a long, long time. I could already feel it going in so hard and coming out so soft and wet. No one has to know about this. I need it. I'm desperate, but with your help I will be very grateful you must think I have a lot of nerve asking you for this, but I can feel my tongue around it sucking all the juice out until theres no more left. This has been on my mind all day long. I hope I'm not being forward, I'm usualy not like this, but........... can I have a piece of gum?
Too Hot Not To Post
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Too Horny To Function
Every time I join an online forum or chat group, I always get suckered in by the girls with hot profiles. They give me there personal email address, I think it's their way of showing me that they are interested. What ends up happening is we chat for a day or two then they invite me to join another site because all of a sudden there msn or yahoo messenger is not working any more. Listen ladies, if your scoping through chat rooms to find vulnerable men to buy webcam sessions from your fake "free webcam paysite" please stop it! Why not try being honest from the start. Just say "listen I have my own webcam paysite would you like to buy a membership so you can watch me masturbate online". Take into account that many people live a good amount of there lives online as if they were out in public meeting people face to face. So pretending to be interested in a guy online is just so you can make money off of him on your paysite can hurt him just as much as letting a guy buy you drinks and dancin
Too Hooah!!
A LITTLE TOO HOOAH You Might be a LITTLE too hooah If.... the only time you and the spouse eat without the kids is at the unit "dining out". you always back into parking spaces. you have to look up your parents phone number, but can dial the CQ, SDNCO, company, battalion and brigade with no problem at all. each page of your vacation atlas has two routes marked. your favorite author is Mike Malone or Tom Clancy. when your kids are too noisy, you announce "at ease!" you don't own any blue ink pens. your leave always occurs during the last week of September. you keep a box of MREs at home and in the trunk of your car in case of emergencies. when talking to relatives by phone, you end the conversation with "out here." you refer to your spouse as "Household 6" or CINC House." you've seen Patton enough times to memorize his speech. CNN is your favorite program. you call the Post Locator instead of Information to find your friends. you take the family camping with no tent o
Too Hot To Handle
Just want to say thank you to everyone supporting my family and I to everyone else F#@k u
Too Hot In Phoenix!
Started out intending on riding 50 miles, but decided to go see my mother at Boswell Rehab instead. My route was close to the facility, so it wasn't out of my way. I was only there for about a half an hour, she needed to go for a test and I didn't want to be out too late in the morning. I left at 9:30 and it got quite toasty on the ride home. I also had to take Paradise home instead of either Sweetwater or Acoma because both are being resurfaced. Acoma - 43rd avenue to 51st avenue and Sweetwater - 43rd avenue to 35th avenue. If it wasn't for the heat (107F/41.7C at the end), I feel that I could have done the 50 miles, no problem (and no cramping!).And in a moment of complacency on my part, I was within a couple of inches of being hit by a car. It was at the intersection of 91st avenue and Greenway. It's a T-intersection, but there is a multiple-use path on the other side of the intersection. Well, if it wasn't for the quick reflexes of the young man driving the car that nearly hit me,
Too James
Took From Friends :)
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something 'exciting' and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy the teacher called on walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was. 'It's a period,' he replied. 'I can see that,' said the teacher, 'but what is so 'exciting' about a period?' 'Darned if I know,' he said, 'but this morning my sister was missing one. Mommy fainted, Daddy got mad, and the boy next door joined the Navy.. so what do you think naughty&precioussub fu o/by"Hypnotic Star"& "fu o/of: Inkman876&Lostsoul&I am queen&ilov@ fubar A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO, WHEN A BLOND IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP, AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS, AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLOND THAT
Took Me A While To Figure This Out
Took Me Being Drunk To Realize!
So Yea It Took Me Being Drunk To Realize This! Ok I'm Still A Lil Buzzed.....OK FUCK FINE! I'm Still Out Of It ! Well On To The Story As I Was "Drinking" I Got Hungry! I Made Waffles( Mind You I Really Don't Like Them That Much, But Dude After A Few Jack And Cokes The Safest Route Is The Waffles In A Toaster O_o Don't Judge Me!) AS I Was Making Them I Saw My Kitten Simba And Fell To The Floor (Yea I Attempted To Hug Him!) As I'm Laying There Trying To Make The Room Stop Spinning! I Started To Think Of My Life And Shit! Now I Know I Said That I Don't Wanna Be In A Relationship Till I Had My Life Straightened Out..BUT Damnit I Miss Being Able To Lay Next To The Guy I Love And Holding His Face And Just Getting Lost In His Eyes And Kissing Him!!!! But I Do Know That EVERY Time I'm In A Relationship I Put Off My Goals That I "NEED" To Accomplish.. So I'm Lost In A Maze! I Wanna Be Inlove But I Also Wanna Get My Life Together But I'm Not Really Happy Unless I Have Someone To Hold! Ugh My Lif
Took Me Awhile To Realize
This is for Anyone who has Been Strung Along by one who they thought was WORTH their while.. You keep me hanging like a kid on a corner Just because you think you can Don't be so certain that I'll always be there Just because I've always been People change And I've been changing Don't you notice after all this time? I'm not gonna be just another kid On a corner Hiding my heart Saving my love any longer I'm not gonna be just a kid On a corner You should know by now that Everything changes Even stars fall from the sky So if your nights all seem a little Bit colder Just remember so do mine Once i tried Now I'm through trying You still don't know me after all this time I'm not gonna be just a kid on a corner Hiding my heart Saving my love any longer I'm not gonna to be just another kid On a corner Looking down the street Out across the night It took some time to see I'm not gonna be just a kid on a corner your breakin' my heart...
Took Like 5 Minutes
Just some facts: 1) No one will ever have to pay to be in my family. "Big fuckin' deal," you're thinking, but it means a bit to me. People who are in my family are there because they're good people, and can hold their side of a convo without getting too goddamned emo. For that matter, no one will ever have to pay me anything for anything, unless I fuckin lent you money. :P 2) I will never pay for NSFW through bling packs, fubucks, or whatever. It doesn't matter at all to me whether or not you even HAVE them, and there are plenty of naked pics on the web for free even if I do get the urge. There are two job groups that get paid to be seen naked: strippers and prostitutes. Think about that one. 3) This brings me to the next bit, a pet peeve if you will. If you are considering being one of those types that will be constantly asking for bling, bling credits, bling packs, and other things that cost OTHER people money, kindly fuck off. You know you're asking people to buy you small
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Too Lost To Care
Have you ever wondered why a person wants to hurt you or goes out of their way to piss you off? It happens everday... But the worse part is when you miss those people after they are gone. Evan though you are so mad at them to not ever want to talk to them again. That is who and when it hurts the most (you)... But we never think about that until we ourselves are in that moment of our lives. I miss alot of people everyday, but can't let myself go back to the days of my past. Only hope that I survive tonight. If that makes sence to anyone. Because I stress out on the little shit. And when I am mad, EVERYTHING bothers me. And I never get a chance to sit down to collect myself or my thoughts. And we all know the best advice is the best advice not given. Because when we give our advice, we normaly drive a person in the wrong direction. Life is short... Just live it up and do the things that make YOU happy. I am (at times). But I am a surviver in my everyday life. Even though at times
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Too Long Gone
WE ARE FOREVER BOUND BY THIS FREAKISH LUST THIS UMBILICAL CORD OF PAIN AND GRIEF WE CAN NOT TEAR OURSELVES APART FOR WHEN WE TRY IT IS BUT A FUTILE ATTEMPT THE DARKNESS TRAVELS THE CORD AND ENVELOPES US BOTH FOREVER BOUND TO THE ONE WE HATE WE CLAW AT EACH OTHER FOREVER TO BE LIVING IN PAIN WHAT ONCE WAS SWEET HAS ROTTED OUT THERE IS NO ESCAPE AS I INHALE YOU EXHALE AS YOU SLEEP I WAKE AS YOU CRY I LAUGH AS YOU SCREAM I AM AT PEACE PEACE WITHIN YOUR PAIN AS IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN
Tool Show
On Monday April 30th I made my way up to Reno, NV to see one of my favorite bands TOOL. I've seen two shows on their last tour and wasn't sure what to expect. After all they were on a hiatus due to Danny Carey (the drummer) tearing a bicep. The Reno show was their third show after about a two month lay off. The music itself was absolutely amazing. Danny was right on target on the drums! He is absolutely amazing! The laser/light show was incredible. The only downside to the show was that I think Maynard was sick or nursing a soar throat. They had just played two shows in Vegas so that might of had something to do with it. He kept on stepping off his little perch and drinking lots of water. He also didn't sing all of the lyrics on a few of the songs. Needless to say though it still was great to see Tool back up on stage. Half way through the show they took a little breather and all sat down on Maynards "perch". They sat there for about 5 - 10 minutes. I know they have done this a
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JAMBI, STINKFIST, FORTY-SIX & TWO, SCHISM, LOST KEYS, ROSETTA STONED, INTENSION INTRO?/RIGHT INTO WINGS FOR MARIE, 10.000 DAYS, LATERALS, VICARIOUS, AENIMA!! Well that was the way that it went down. I still think No FUCK THAT!! I know that it its to damn bad that May 16th, 2007 "was" the last time that one of the greatest bands will be playing together. Well at least for us anyway. Yeah I know that they will play again at least one more time before its all said and done but ITS NO FAIR!! I was at their show last September in Dallas and I think that it was one of the best shows I have ever seen. Maynard was sick as a dog and he still fucking rocked out. The City the where suppose to play before Dallas got canceled because he was so sick. I was very impressed. This show wasn't as good as the last one. At least in my option. Personally I think the reason that September 07's show was so much better is because he was sick. He gave it that much more and it was fucking bad ass! T
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Tool Sober Theres a shadow just behind me. shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty. pointing every finger at me. Waiting like a stalking butler, who upon the finger rests. Murder now the path of must we, just because the son has come. Jesus, wont you fucking whistle. something but the past and done. Why cant we not be sober? I just want to start this over. Why cant we drink forever? I just want to start this over. I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile. I will only complicate you. trust in me and fall as well. I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave. I will work to elevate you, just enough to bring you down. Mother mary, wont you whisper. something but the past is done. Why cant we not be sober? I just want to start this over. Why cant we sleep forever? I just want to start this over. I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile. I will only complicate you. trust in me and fall as well. I will find a center
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Too Late.
breathing his air through my lungs, contemplating whether to let me live as each moment passes. time slows, i sit and watch my life waste away with nothing to do but accept the fate i chose. everyone around laughing talking looking not at me but through me. im invisible. is this wat it would be like fi fate decided to tak eme? no oen to see; no one to miss me? all the years of trying to be something a waste, thrown into dreams for others to catch and accomplish. i try to blend intot the crowd like i belong as association makes me fake just like them. i have forgotten where i came form. could it be possible its too late to look back..
Too Little Too Late
Come with me, stay the night You say the words but boy it don't feel right What do you expect me to say (You know it's just too little too late) You take my hand, and you say you've changed But boy you know your beggin don't fool me Because to you it's just a game So let me on down Cause time has made me strong I'm starting to move on I'm gonna say this now Your chance has come and gone And you know It's just too little too late A little too wrong And I can't wait Boy you know all the right things to say (You know it's just too little too late) You say you dream of my face But you don't like me You just like the chase To be real, it doesn't matter anyway (You know it's just too little too late) I was young and in love I gave you everything but it wasn't enough And now you wanna communicate Go find someone else [ Too Little Too Late lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ] In lettin you go, I'm lovin myself You gotta problem But don't come as
To Old And New Friends
This is for all my friends... too cute to pass up :D Comment on this video! More videos at myYearbook Well, it is official.. May 30th I will be moving back in with my dad's place.. Eeek!!! The great financial reason is making me do it. Lizzard will be moving back in with his mom's . I really don't know how that is going to work out. I still have a little ways of go . Looking through stuff as to what I am going to keep... or not.. Never known we have collected so much crap through out the years.. That's a big EEEEEEEEEEk!!! Lmao So if you do not see me on as much as in the next few days.. I have not forgotten my friends.. Love all my peeps ( Yes, I said peeps :P) Hopefully, I won't be at my dad's more than a year.. I like my own coming and goings. :D But living with all the people and animals Already there My dad, his wife... my niece.. a cat,a dog(my puppy forever Phoebe{loves) and a guinea pig... Bringin with me.... my fat cat.. and my 2 guinea pigs.
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here soon theres a few of us starting up a TOOL TRIBUTE BAND...but with that said we`ll also be greating our own origonal stuff but it will be 100% TOOL influenced...be on the look out...WE WILL KEEP THEIR LEGACY ALIVE...thx, darren #17...
Tool Squad
I am sorry to burst your little bubbles but all this lounge shit and club shit is ridiculous. You tools dont own clubs or anything. Stop with all the names like Asshole-A.K.A-mememberofthetoolmobfamilybouncertotheredicoulousanduglysisterofthecomsmicmoronic. You think just because you have a few loser friends on a website that makes you less of a tool? You sit all day and wait for a rating or comment on your page instead of doing something meaningful like feeding your kids or working. You bitch and moan about how life sux but you dont do shit to change it. You will always be a Walmart worker if you waste you life on here! You will never be Britney Spears dummies. Just because you have guys that cant fuck a jelly doughnut at 3am tells you that you are a hottie doesn't change the face GOD gave you! Look at the people rating you! If you think they are nasty then why would you get a swelled head about your self? Obviously you would be less then them. Here is a secret, if you were a s
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Too Late
I'm new here. But I've met the man of my dreams! One problem...He's married! That so sucks for me. Well, my new love interest doesn't even want to talk. I know he's married and whatever...but he's ignored me for 3 days now. I thought we were on a roll with at least chatting and getting to know each other. He even said it felt good to talk to someone other than his wife! I'm so sad... I really like this guy. I hate it that he's married! She doesn't deserve him...
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Too Long For Mum.
He cares for me. I know this. He says he loves me. I know this. I love him too. He is my best friend. You know the story, if you read my MUM entitled "rightVSwrong" dated February 13th: I'm single again. I told him I want us to be friends. He's my best friend. I told him I can't be with him right now because I have to figure out who I am. I told him I need to get to know me to know what it is I want. I told him I want to be friends and he was finding every which way he could to hurt my feelings, including saying "All you bitches are the same." and "Now I can ask my coworker out!" and I realize..... he is trying to hurt me back, but I couldn't lie to him and be like "I'm positive I'm in love with you" cos I've never been in love before! I didn't say there isn't a possibility of us becoming more than friends in the future. I said we have too strong of a bond NOT to be in eachother's lives. Am I wrong for being honest? Am I wrong for wanting my space? Am I wrong for telling him we can
Too Late
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Tool Made Me
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? here 2. Your significant other? who? 3. Your hair? brown 4. Your mother? Anacortes 5. Your father? hate 6. Your favorite thing? rollercoaster 7. Your dream last night? none 8. Your favorite drink? slut 9. Your dream/goal? home 10. The room you're in? living 11. Music? rock 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years?dunno 14. Where were you last night? bar 15. What you're not? mean 16. Muffins? yuk 17. One of your wish list items? home 18. Where you grew up? Washington 19. The last thing you did? ate 20. What are you wearing? sweats 21. TV? 3 22. Your pets? none 23. Your computer? Vaio 24. Your life? good 25. Your mood? happy 26. Missing s
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Too Late
i'm hoping this won't take too long,i'm wondering if you have or if you haven't gone... your special something's gone away,you'll wonder if we could, or how long should we stay... i wait until i am too close,it's too late.i had to take myself out of the equation to keep you safe. ...and now it's late at night, i waited too, too long to stop, to ask,where does the story end? ...there's nowhere left, for me to go, i know it's too late....we waited til it got too hard,and nowit's too late.
Tools..and Twats...and The Stupidity That Goes Along With Them
So I've been noticing some really funny stuff. Some of it is kind of sad, but not surprising. The overabundance of illiteracy, pervertedness, and the incomprehensible amount of stupidity that circulates on the internet from society as a whole is kind of well..sad. It's no wonder our country is in the shitter, take a look at the people that clog up the net with their flat out retardedness. Take this for example, last night I was up kind of late and I came across a photo with a caption that was labeled, ' tookn '. Sorry sweetheart, but if you spent half as much time exercising your brain as you do spreading your legs, there might be a ray of hope for America's future. Then there's the people that like to abbreviate a simple three letter word like ' You ' with ' u ' . I'm sorry, but in case you hadn't noticed or paid attention, Ebonics is not a language. Also, what the fuck is with the obnoxiously ugly people that feel the need to pretend to be something they're not? Granted sure, i
Tool Concert Was Awesome
Great show. got drunk and still enjoyed the show.
Tool
Who are you to wave your finger? Ya' must have been out your head. Eye hole deep in muddy waters. You practically raised the dead. Rob the grave, to snow the cradle. Then burn the evidence down. Soapbox, house of cards, and glass, So don't go tossin' your stones around. You must have been high. You must have been high. You must have been. Foot in mouth, and head up ass. So whatcha talkin' 'bout? Difficult to dance 'round this one 'til you pull it out, boy! You must have been, so high. You must have been, so high. Steal, borrow, refer, save your shady inference. King Guru done hung the juror with the innocent. Now you're weeping shades of chosen indigo Got lemon juice up in your...EYE! When you pissed all over my black kettle You must have been HIGH, HIGH You must have been HIGH, HIGH Who are you to wave your finger? So full of it. Eyeballs deep in muddy waters F***in' hypocrite. Liar, lawyer, mirror, show me. What's the difference? Kangaroo done hung the guilty with the innoc
Too Much Trouble
Saw the Talib Kweli show last night. Awesome show. Really, really great. If he comes through your town I promise it's absolutely worth the money. I don't think I can go to a show on a Monday again. I'm half wrecked right now. Thank god it's a short week. Still, I'm very glad I went. What a great show. Thanks to Wikipedia I found out he's in Second Life the online game: "According to Blacksmith's Web site, Talib Kweli's latest solo album will not be released until January 2007. In the meantime, he has created a global gathering place for all his fans on Second Life which will feature live concert streams as will as exclusives from his new album." I had set up a Second Life account a while ago but never really got into it. Now I totally want to check his stuff out. What a great idea.
Too Much Information!!
Name: Kym Eye color: Let me look and see Height: 5'7" Damn right I do, and I always have a reason Month: How can I pick out a favorite month? Any other options here? Juice: Any kind that goes with Vodka! Favorite cartoon : Ok...I'll tell u....Daffy Duck ---------------------------------------------------------- HAVE YOU EVER... Given anyone a bath: Ummm....I have a daughter.....I would say so Bungee Jumped? Are you out of your fucking mind? Made yourself throw-up? Isn't that entertaining! Woohoo..... skinny dipping? Do u have to be skinny? Hehe! Loved someone so much it made you cry? how sad is this? Broken a bone: how about a broken heart? Played truth or dare: Yeah, go ahead and dare me! Been in a physical fight: How old are we? Came close to dying: Missed it by that much! Been in a hot tub: How about a VERY hot tub! Fallen asleep in school: It's been so long I forgot Ran away: I let my brother and sister do
Too Much Time On My Hands
yeah its just one vid but oh well fug it The end! :P
Too Much
Ok I am really loving it here at CT and all but I am really wondering what the whole point is to having more cock pictures on your page than anything else...I mean come on now there is not many ways to show it off...and no matter what angle you point your camera....its not gonna get any bigger boys. I enjoy sex as much as the next straight or semi straight gal but come on guys...
Too Much Fucked Up Drama!!!
Too My "friends"
I am not here for a NUMBER of friends.. i am here for real friends.. so .. if you don't post or shout out to me or contact me in some form you are NOT a friend your just a #, and i don't need numbers.. so.. either leave, or i will remove you, its as easy as that. You can state that i am a bitch if you wish too, but.. eh, i already know that, and don't care what you really think of me anyways, I have friends and don't need Fake Myspace or CherryTap Friends, now if you are really here to keep in contact, then its all good, and a lot of you are, others just rate fan for a point or 2, and those.. i really could care less about.. oh and for those that keep sayin when do i get to see ya "Privates" well, lets see..... "NEVFUCKENER" does that clear it up some? thank you.. and have a great day ;-) hugs and kisses to my real Cherry Friends Wendy
Too Much Excitement
Too My Stalkers Out There
Too_much
LOVE IS PATIENT;LOVE IS KIND. LOVE DOES NOT ENVINGS,Y;IS NOT BOASTFUL;IS NOT CONCEITED;DOES NOT ACT IMPROPERLY;IS NOT SELFISH;IS NOT PROVOKED;DOESNOT KEEP A RECORD OF RIGHTS OR WRONGS;FINDS NO JOY IN UNRIGHTEOUSNESS,BUT REJOICES IN THE TRUTH;BEARS ALL THINGS,BELIEVES ALL THINGS,HOPES ALL THINGS,ENDURES ALL THINGS. LOVE NEVER ENDS. WHEN I WAS A CHILD, I SPOKE LIKE A CHILD , I THOUGHT LIKE A CHILD, I REASONED LIKE A CHILD. WHEN I BECAME A MAN I PUT CHILISH THINGS AWAY. FOR NOW WE SEE INDISTINCTLY, AS IN A MIRROR, BUT THEN FACE TO FACE. NOW I KNOW IN PART, BUT THEN I WILL KNOW FULLY AS I AM FULLY KNOWN. NOW THESE THREE REMAIN: FAITH,HOPE, AND LOVE. BUT THE GREATEST OF THESE IS LOVE... WHO DO YOU LOVE?
Too Many Cigarettes
Saturday, December 16, 2006 Too many cigarettes... Well what can I say, Iraq is hell.Fourth ID has left and we are in full stride.We are finally settled in our rooms.Its nice to spread out and breath a little.However we are still 4 to a room and that is the way its going to stay.So privacy is still kind of an issue.I have my little 10 ft x 10ft living area and Im happy with it.I wasted no time wallpapering my walls with pinup girls and stuff.When 4th ID left, they sold us thier DVD players,TVs and playstations to us for a small price.Local merchants sell movies and games for about $2.00 a pop on the FOB.Movies and games are like trading cards.I have recently discovered something new that I can honestly say is the greatest thing in the universe.Thats right,the entire universe! Its called the,Spiced Chi Frappe.Its like they put heaven and ice in a blender,put that baby on frappe and poured it into a little plastic cup with a straw.....Its like heaven in a plastic cup..but cold.
Too Much
Too Much Time To Think...
Too Much Fun
Don't tell me the reason that you're calling Is to see if I'm all right since you've been gone 'Cause I know you and I know why we're talking You're wanting me to say I'm barely hanging on Well, maybe that was true for a night or two But now, I got better things to do I could wash my car in the rain Change my new guitar strings Mow the yard just the same as I did yesterday I don't need to waste my time crying over you I got better things to do Maybe when I don't have so much going Or quite so many irons in the fire I'll take the time to miss you like you're hoping But now, I can't put forth the effort it requires Well, I'd love to talk to you, but then, I'd miss Donahue That's right, I got better things to do Check the air in my tires Straighten my stereo wires Count the stars in the sky or just get on with my life I don't need to waste my time crying over you I got better things to do I got better things to do I recently met someone, I'm not sure were i
Too Much Time In My Pc Chair
The other day I was asked this question: "What do I wish for my kids?" I couldnt think of an answer at that moment but, after a bit of time to ponder it, I decided that what I would really want for my kids is: 1. That they have love in their life til the very end: Be it from me, their siblings, their own children, a mate, or friends. that is something I've always wanted for myself also, having seen people who have had no one who care or to care for them. I cannot think of a sadder fate than to be "virtually alone". I give thanks every night for my family and friends. By the way, thank you again lord. 2. That they never know extreme poverty: This can cover many things, as never being homeless or going hungry. But just because you have money doesnt mean you will always have a home, or something to eat, as we have all seen by the unforgiven absence of malice of hurricane katrina. What I mean to say is that they keep themselves in the state of mind to care for themselves
Too Much Inna Da Mix Up Yes !
Well, it's not easy, It's not easy Speak the truth, come on, speak. Eh, now! It ever cause it what it will: He who hide the wrong he did Surely did the wrong thing still. Yet in the studio of - Studio of time and experience Here I experience the good and bad; What I have, and what I had - This session (session), Not just another version . Oh Lord, give me a session , Not another version ! There's so much stumbling blocks right in-in our way: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday; There's so much wanting, so much to gain, so much I've done. Too much little mix-up, in the mix-up, yes! Too much little mixed up! Too much of this mix up - mix up! I was born in the country, right on top of the hill I still remain, I know I still, I will-a, But through your fUCKin' respect and through your false pride Someone wanna take Jah - Jah - Jah children for a ride! Shut up! Open the gate, and let the saints through. Please make it a session (session); Not anoth
Too Many Nights
Diane had spent too many nights out with Roxie, out with Kelly - out, out, out, all the fucking time - and leaving me to channel surf and drink too much beer. So I decided to entice her. I took a nice long shower, double scrubbed my parts, and I put on this stupid thong she bought me at some sex party Jan and her friend, Venessa, threw - it made me look like I had a bag of grapes hanging from my belt. Then I rubbed baby oil all over to make me shine like those guys in the goddamn magazines that she brings into the bathroom. So, she comes home - I can hear her keys in the door and I lay down on the dining room table spread eagle - dinner for one - and she walks in... ...with all her friends... ...and mine... ...and the couple from down the hall... ...and the cable guy... All rights reserved
Too Much Work
Too Much Damn Fun
Hey guys this is a repost of an idea i had a couple days ago, but then Ghost was REALLY generous and bought me one... but here goes: I LOVED my happy hours, and I'd really like to do it again, but as most of you know, i've been out of work aside from a paysite i work at off and on, for about 3 years now, if not longer... so i really can't afford it on my own. Here's where you all come in: I'm taking donations to my paypal account - if you want to make one, send me a mail and i'll give you the email address to use... even if it's just a dollar or two - Every single dollar would help. So if you think i'm worth at least a dollar, based on what you know of me, please help me out ;) Love you guys :) Sin
Too Much
When I hold you, hear you breathing, whispering to me - I see the color of tomorrow, dazzling, dancing, drowning me in too much happiness for this heart to hold. When I hold you, I must hold my breath. All rights reserved
Too Much Time
I spend way too much time imagining her hands her hair her lips her words whispered to me; imagining her weight moistness between our bare skin - not obsession, longing needing wanting to find her in the darkness pull her near to me and deliver to her the love she deserves. When we one day touch lightly then hard impassioned frantic wanton stripping away all barriers expressing wordlessly in silent shouts desires pent like caged beasts within us, we will know truly we are possible. All rights reserved
Too Many Lonely Women On This Site
Apparently there are too many lonely desperate women on this site. This morning I received a phone call from some anonymous woman advising me to mind my business and stay away from her boyfriend. Apparently she did not realize that the man she was referring to is my fiance. She cursed at me and told me how they were together yesterday and how he was on his way to her house today. again not realizing how much we talk on the phone. She is a very lonely and desperate slut looking to spread her legs for the nearest dick. sad.. very sad. I will advise her once and once only. STAY AWAY FROM HIM. you will not like the outcome if i find out you have tried to contact him again. I really can't stand young whores looking for some action and this site is full of them. get over yourself hunny... he is with me.. and we are getting married whether you fucking like it or not. so bite down hard and find another man to try to play games with. this one is taken.
Too Much To Drink
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof? You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Hotties. You have a "happy hour" at home When you are sober, people ask you what's wrong? You spend all night making a board game called Alcohol Land Although you drove home the other night you can't remember how you got home or where you parked your car "Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol." Your favorite drink is ethanol. "Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?! - I don't have a prinking droblem!" "I don't have a drinking prob..pleb..prub.. *hic* Pash me another, tarbender." You can spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their (your) collapse. You instinctively know where the alcohol is in a store you've n
Too Many People Put Off Something That Brings Them Joy!!
Too many people put off something that brings them joy just because they haven't thought about it, don't have it on their schedule, didn't know it was coming or are too rigid to depart from their routine. I got to thinking one day about all those women on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night in an effort to cut back. From then on, I've tried to be a little more flexible. How many women out there will eat at home because their husband didn't suggest going out to dinner until after something had been thawed? Does the word "refrigeration" mean nothing to you? How often have your kids dropped in to talk and sat in silence while you watched 'Jeopardy' on television? I cannot count the times I called my sister and said, "How about going to lunch in a half hour?" She would gas up and stammer, "I can't. I have clothes on the line. My hair is dirty. I wish I had known yesterday, I had a late breakfast, It looks like rain." And my personal fa
Too Much Judgement
I just don't understand people...in general...Especially people who reply to mumms. Sometime I put stupid stuff on there just for fun, but most of the timeit is serious stuff that I'd like an honest, but polite answer about. But people can't seem to be nice on this site...at least 90% of the people. I'm attractive and post revealing pictures so I get either I want to fuck you or your a whore. I'm a 19 almost 20 year old mother and I get some way to goes...but a majority of babies having babies or way to start your life tramp. When no one who comments really know who I am. I'm an intelligent woman...There is more to me than my looks or my age. I'm just happy that I take these judgements with a grain assult, but think about the individuals out there who saying things like this would really hurt their feelings or may change the way they think about themselves forever. Most of the people saying these things are adults...why can you all be mature? It is ridiculus. Also, women alway
Too My Friends And Family
Too Much To Ask For
In the midst of all the days and nights of being lonely, you long for someone to just be by your side.... to have there.... to talk to.....to hold... a face to go along with the voice and words that are said to you in a text or even over the phone...... you long to see a better day ahead, and to see that someone is there for it all... the good and bad times...... the one that if you walk in the room, you are automatically the one that they spot and in that very moment.... YOU are their everything... you 2 are one... heart, soul, and passion. Is it too much to ask for? Is it too much to want that person to be your best friend, your lover, and the spark that ignites everything?? There is only so much that one can take... there is only so much that a heart that is already in pieces can take... Will she ever be able to piece this back together?? As she sits and waits and wonders if it will ever be her time... she begins to see all the ones that are happy and just wants to have that for her
Too Much Time On Our Hands
Is it just me or is there way too may people online, on say a Friday or Saturday night? Fubar should have something on here to match people up. They shouldn't loose anyone since there are still alot of couples here too. I myself have met alot of people here and some really nice ones too. But most seem to live a long ways from my little town. I know that fubar is mostly about friendship, but wouldnt it be nice to meet someone here that lives near and you can have some type of relationship other than online?
Too Much Time On Our Hands
Too Much Time To Think!!
Too Much To Ask?
Laying in bed on my stomach, snuggled up with a pillow. My hair drapped down the side of me. I awaken to your soft lips kissing up my bare back. I get goosebumps from how aroused I am. I turn on my side to give your hands access to my breasts. Kissing my neck you fondel my breast. I push my ass back into you to let you know I want you. Your hand wanders down to my panties. Alittle rubbing and then your hand sneaks in to find me very warm and welcoming. You can't resist.. You position me on my back and make your way in between my legs. Telling me you want a taste! OMG I cant control myself now. Your tongue is so soft and warm I get off way to fast. You tell me now you can go back to sleep baby!.. A kiss on the lips seals the deal!.. and alittle "That was all for you baby".........and then I drift back to sleep! *yea right like that would really happen..all though I can fantasize right!!!!!!!!!
Too Much Thinking...
how 'bout getting off of these antibiotics how 'bout stopping eating when I'm full up how 'bout them transparent dangling carrots how 'bout that ever elusive kudo thank you India thank you terror thank you disillusionment thank you frailty thank you consequence thank you thank you silence how 'bout me not blaming you for everything how 'bout me enjoying the moment for once how 'bout how good it feels to finally forgive you how 'bout grieving it all one at a time thank you India thank you terror thank you disillusionment thank you frailty thank you consequence thank you thank you silence the moment I let go of it was the moment I got more than I could handle the moment I jumped off of it was the moment I touched down how 'bout no longer being masochistic how 'bout remembering your divinity how 'bout unabashedly bawling your eyes out how 'bout not equating death with stopping thank you India thank you Providence than
Too Many
I'm the type of person who likes to make friends. I like to communicate with alot of people and I tend to spread myself way to thin, and then chide myself for not keeping up with everyone. I have a Myspace, and yahoo, and I'm married with 2 kids. I hate not being able to sit and leave everyone comments and I hope that people don't get offended that I don't. This is a fun site, and I'm looking forward to just hanging out and such. I'm having a hard time in my real life though, keeping up with people. I can't even have any free time to myself when I get home from work. It's frustrating. I wish I knew how to balance everything without leaving anyone out, but I'm not there yet in my life. No suggestions needed...comments welcome...just frustrated today. My 33rd bday is coming up, and I don't want a party..is that weird? Who knows I finally got a scale yesterday, because I know that I'm gaining weight and I dont' want to gain anymore. So, I got a nice scale, and weighed myself, an
Too Much!!
It look like it would of been better if I was on the boat!! But I would rather prefer to be in the Air Force. Langley Air Force Base. There is too much mixing in the races. Everybody can't do the mixing in the races. For every man is his seed in itself. There is the apple tree, pear tree, peach tree, plum tree and orange tree. All of them are different seeds for its own self. There are too many men date rape druggig men everywhere around.
Too Many People Are Dying And Are Getting Killed.-sad
There are too many people get killed and dying more than ever. Everywhere. Everyday. But I just have to live by the scripture, In the last and evil days, 2 people will be working in the field one will be taken and the other one will be left. In the last and evil days, it will be more tolerable than Sodom and Gomorah, Proverbs 9 & Pslam 139. And I am very proud of my cleverness and intelligence.
Too Much To Ask?
Ok, so I've been online for a few years now, and I've realized that I can meet people on here and they are so nice to me and compliment me in so many ways, but if i meet new people in public they shun me right away, are rude and don't give me the time of day. So I've come to the conclusion, and it goes with a song, Im so much cooler online.
Too Many Rainy Days
Someone stop the rain.... Take away this pain... I want out of this game... The lines...the charm... Im gonna break their arms ok i know it's corny maybe i'll come back and finish it or change it later lol. just get rid of this goddam rain it's sooo depressing!!!
Too My Family And Friends
Too Much To Ask?
Too much to ask? I dont ask for too much in life but there are a few things that I want. 1. I would like for someone to tell me they love me, not because they think thats what i want to hear, but because they actually mean it. 2. If you tell me that I am hot, say it because you think I am not because you think that I will sleep with you. 3. Bring me flowers just because, not because you have done something wrong. 4. I want someone to sit on the couch and cuddle with once in a while. 5. I want to have a family one day. 6. Call me because you want to, not because you think you have to and without me calling you first.
Too Many Words
I've tried to balance these lives that we are living You always feel justified but you never feel forgiving I woke up one morning to find myself wrapped in the things I swore I'd never touch. And here I am again trying to save what's left of you and I So why aren't you satisfied? I reached out, fell short Now you're hurt, too many words Breaking the silence I felt it, bled it, screamed it, It only gets worse And it kills me what's in me's too angry for us to survive I used too many words tonight I tried to get it right But I was just wastin' my time 'cause you never compromised when it came to our lives We struggle and fall apart we build it back to static start The endless accusations I can't believe we made it this far. I reached out, fell short Now you're hurt, too many words Breaking the silence I felt it, bled it, screamed it, It only gets worse And it kills me what's in me's too angry for us to survive I used too many words tonight Waking alone tom
Too Much Drama
Too Many People...
I have gotten on here and just went buck ass crazy sending friend requests and accpeting them. I am gonna trim down the list because there is no way in hell i talk to 500+ people. So please if you feel the need to speak up and want to say hi or want to chat sometime, please let me know and I will keep you on for that. I dont need nor care to have a Ga-jillion friends on here just for points... Have a great day... Keith
Too Much On My Plate
Well let me tell ya'll whats going on in the last month. I have been having some issues at dialysis lately, I have been finishing up on my requirements to get on the National Kidney Transplant list, only to have my bubble busted because, I smoke marIjuana IN MY SYSTEM IN SINCE I SMOKE ONLY FOR MEDICAL REASON THEY ARE USING IT AGAINST ME, DAMN BASTARD!! I have gotten a new boxer puppie for my mothers day gift from my boo, scooter black, and just when I have to train a puppy I now have good news, my macaws have been trying so hard to get the incubation right and we have lost 3 babies, and just had one hatch 2 days ago, like Im goin to have time to handfeed this baby out for the next 4mths, but what a joy it has brought to me and to scooter, he had to put his baby down after 161/2yrs old dog, she was the sweetest dog always aiming to please her daddy or me, no matter how bad she felt at the time. we will miss you my dear so R.I.P. and may the angels guide you to doggy heaven.
Too Much!!
Letting you all know that I am thinking about leaving permanently from Fubar. I have alot goin on with my life and that is why I have not been on the past couple of days. I just have some issues in my family life that are too much for me to deal with and i will probably be without the internet soon. and besides the drama is getting out of hand. got enough of my own to deal with. I will miss the ones closest to me. I haven't decided fully if just to leave it and possibly come back later down the road or just completely delete. I have been in need of some life changes all around me. But I will keep you posted if I do decide to delete completely until then u won't see much of me. to those of you closest to me love you all but need to take a time out. xoxo lots of love Ronja
Too Much Bitching
does any one have any suggestions that i can do? i am soo bored!!!!!!11 some one hit this up and talk to me. i promise i don't bit hard. stop in and rate my photos or some thing Every one needs to chill the hell out and be cool. There is way too much bs and i am tired of all the crap!! Does any one else feel this way? this goes to every one that has too much fucking time on thier hands. if you live to your life just so you can be in the others and try to run it for them GROW THE FUCK UP!!! i am sick and tired of people taking direction from others who say they have been there of have done this and that. SHUT UP!!! get a fucking life and stop trying to live others!!!!
Too Much Fun.......
Too Much?
Do i ask too much to want someone around? Or is it too much to want to be loved for being me? Is it too much to want someone to make me laugh and put a smile on my face? And be there for me when things go wrong? Is it too much I am asking to want someone to except what is and not complain or question what cant be? Is it too much to want the one i want to want me in return? And show how they feel without walking away? I guess I want a dream For everyhthing seems to be too much to ask for.
Too Much Sexual Infor For You Pervs
(If you are reading this, you should repost it. I'm curious what others will say! ....At the very least, leave me a comment letting me know you saw it!) ================================================================================================== What is it that you absolutely need sexually? kissing and moaning What is something you have always wanted to try? making love in the rain What is something you have never done in bed before? several things What time of day do you like to have sex? whenever I'm in the mood What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? the come hither look in their eyes How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? I love kissing, biggest turn on for me. I love running my hands in his hair and if he holds my face in his hands when he kisses me, I melt. If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited? Depends on who that person is Would it bother you if you
Too Much To Ask?
I know this is long but I could really use your opinion on this...Im torn. Please comment with your TRUE feelings and thoughts after, no matter how brutal it may be. My Exhusband was verbaly and emotionaly abusive for years before I left him last year. He hurt me BAD. For the record we were married for 10 years. My family is still talking and chatting and inviting him to family functions. He shows up smiling and laughing and acting like nothing is wrong with his girlfriend by the way. My question is....is it too much to ask that my family not do that. To stop inviting him, when he picks up the kids...to not spend hours, in front of me, chatting and laughing with him. Last time he showed up to pick up the boys, I was at my moms house, he showed up with his girlfriend and my family spent and hour and a half chatting with him. He managed to piss me off right from the get go and I was in the back yard crying on my fiancees sholder. My mom found me and told me to stop bei
Too Much
Too Much
Too Much Happening At Once.
Holy shit. I can't keep track of all that's happening here. My eyes are crossing more than when I play with myself. Hey you want to hook up just email the fox at silverfox4playtime@yahoo.ca I prefer one on one or two babes and me not this stuff moving too fast.
Too Much
Why you gotta be a bitch- Go behind people's back and talk shit? Does that make you a bigger man? I'll beat your ass til you can't stand!! Yeh, so I'm married-but getting a divorce Because it was never good and only getting worse. . . . Gave you a chance, you asshole All my lovin' too- And then you abandoned me After giving WRITTEN word you wouldn't Thanks for giving me a chance Everyone knows you believe in equal opportunity But I ain't sellin' my ass to survive No matter what people think of me. Life ain't fair-you know it first hand There is so much more to a person Than their love glands- So riddle me this Ya indescribable clout What's your greediness And lies all about? Rules of friendship Don't lie, cheat or steal- Got enough family for that You know the deal!!! Or are you that much a shmuck That you can't feel? Yet you are childish Totally immature- Experiences haven't taught you a thing So drugs help the blurrrrrr Could see right through The "fa
Too Much Drama
well so far ive moved in here in mass. its pretty nice place if you dont count the neighbors. i miss my garage though.....and my bikes in storage outta state. met with a girl a few months back she was close to perfect with me and pretty damn cute bu when i lost my job ect.(had another ex i left 3 weeksearlier.)she go p.o.'d at me like i did it on purpose and dumped me....that and i wouldn go all the way 2nd date.......(we hung out but i count dates as well...dates.) my car held up for a while but i gets its criticism it was once like new and very good in the snow it may have been slower and less popular in the usthan uk but it was adiff rideand i liked it.but every one calls it a pos....by now it is im waiting for $ towards a truck. i took up bikes as a hobby and read up mech ect. so i got prety decent at rebuilding em and fell in love with older small engined hondas. ye i know im bein boring lol. as of now im looking into saving for a house....and gettingmy biggerbike ready fo
Too Much Of A Good Thing ??
http://www.fubar.com/mafia/join.php?acceptinv=113303 Is this too much info on what I like to do ?? We begin by kissing, softly at first then building to deeper and more passionate, tongues meeting. I begin to softly kiss and lick your neck, your ears then move to your shoulders while gently holding your face in my hand, gently tugging on your hair. My hands softly rubbing your back, legs. I then lightly with my fingertip touch the outline of your breasts purposely avoiding you nipples. teasing them with my finger till they slighlty become erect. I move my mouth and tongue to your upper chest area softly licking and kissing, your anticipation builds. I slide your bra strap off your shoulders as my tongue moves towards your upper breasts. Then around your nipples but not touching them at first, now and again a soft lick on you nipples as you moan. I move down your body to your stomach, belly buttonsucking on it. I gently grab your panties with my teeth and slide them off of you. My
Too Much!
i will continue to search for real people on here.....ill make contact and ask for a friend..its up to them to accept or not....not everyone will love ur face or be free spirited enough to look past race religion or sexual orientation...i really dont care who is my friend i accert all for their hearts and minds...so to the rest of these "emotional retards" ..and "basket cases" just step off......my page is a no dramma or no negativity zone. if ur about that.....if u got an issue go get a tisue.....then call the "whambulance" cause i got no need for ya! to all have a blessed day..try and smile and be happy. talk to me if ya feel me.... hey folks...i really enjoy this site........when i meet someone real......but the other times......so frustrating......why r most so rude and interested in only points? it just doesnt make sence to me after all this is the land of makebelieve isnt it? i wonder if there are others who feel as i do......all i like is to conversate with cool people to date
Too Much A Due About Everything
Too Much Info
LAST NIGHT I WATCHED AN HOUR MLONG SHOW ABOUT SEAL TEAM 6. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT THIS TEAM EVEN EXISTED UNTIL BIN LADEN WAS KILLED BY THEM. I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS AT ALL. THE PROBLEM I HAVE IS WHY DO WE (U.S. MILITARY, GOVERNMENT) HAVE TO BROADCAST ABOUT THEM. ON THIS PROGRAM THEY SHOWED TACTICAL WEAPONS TRAINING, THE RIGOROUS TRAINING THAT THEY ALL HAVE TO DO, SOME OF THE EQUIPMENT THEY USE, WHY AND HOW THEYUSE IT. HOW THEY CAN GET INTO PLACES WITHOUT THE ENEMY KNOWING. WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD WE WANT THE TERRORISTS, THE ONES THAT WANT TO KILL, HARM AND TERRORIZE US TO KNOW ANY, AND I MEAN ANYTHING ABOUT ANY OF OUR ANTI TERRORIST TEAMS. WE NEED TO LEARN TO JUST KEEP OUR MOUTH SHUT. WHY SPILL THE BEANS ON ANY OF THE OPERATIVES THAT THEY DO. DO THEY DESERVEALL OUR SUPPORT AND ALL OUR THANKS, MOST DEFINATELY. BUT WHY DON'T WE JUST KEEP VERY VERYVERY LOW KEY ABOUT ALL OUR SEAL TEAMS. THERE ARE STILL TERRORIST OUT THERE, MY OPINION IS THE LESS THE ENEMY KNOWS ABOUT AN
Too Much
If someone has the answers?I wish they would clue me in.For life is a game,I can’t seem to win.Once I was innocent,Free and untainted.Now I’m corrupt,Trapped and darkly painted.By scars, memories and pain.A loss for me, nothing to gain.To love is to hurt,I know the feeling well.The lies, the truth,It’s Hell.Wanting to believe,But always on guard.Trembling with excitement,Fearing the next card.What will it be,The King of hearts I wish.Instead I’m being served,Clubs as my dish.No false hope,No broken hearts,That’s my dream.I’m asking for too much,It seems.
Too Much Time
ever not have to rush to be anywhere and people think you are and appologize for being in your way.... Ever just sit and watch the clock ....Tick Toc...... or how about the suirl jumping from tree to tree what is the squirl realy trying to to do is it having fun ... creating a rutine...Have you ever just walked around a store just to watch other people... or go to a chruch to ... just bethere....have you ever gone to a lake or a pond not to go fishing but to just be ther ....or watch a movie that isn't realy about anything.....so you stare at the celing and count the bubbles .......
To One Faraway
close your eyes and remember me...i wear all black and 4ever i can see..you try to forget but i cant let that be...my friends i am here for an eternity
To Only My Real Fans...
I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS... I HAVE SIGNED A NEW DEAL, AND MORE MUSIC WILL BE AVAILABLE, WITH THIS DEAL HAS COME A NEW MUSIC PAGE WIT GIVEAWAYS, AND PROMOTIONS AS WELL... IF YOU WANT TO BE A REAL PART OF THE FUN JOIN MY SITE, AND SHOW SUM LOVE.... JUST THINK ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS VISIT THE PAGE A FEW TIMES A DAY AND LISTEN... AND TELL A FREIND TO HIS OR HER FREINDS... THANKS A MILLION IF YOU AINT SEEN THE STANG CLOTHING LINE, YOU ARE SLIPPEN BIG TIME, FOR ALL MY SEXY LADIES WHO WANNA LOOK GOOD, YOU BETTER GO GRAB SOME STANG GEAR!!! JUST CLICK THE PIC TO SEE WHAT STANG HAS TO OFFER!!! (repost of original by 'King Nazerene "Da Bluntman"' on '2007-08-17 10:10:01') (repost of original by 'GREEK AND ITALIAN PRINCESS*FU BAD BITCH*(in training)~* HOTT N FIERY DANCER @ THE UNDERGROUND **GA' on '2007-08-17 10:16:30')
To One And Only One
I love you, my darling, and you know it's true I thank God in Heaven for someone like you. I never knew how empty my life really could be But this is what I lived before He gave you to me. Whole is my life for you are here now To continue without you I do not know how. So be with me forever my heart needs your stay 'Twould stop its rhythm if you ever went away. I know this love for you will last You are my future, my now, my past.
Toons!
Too Nice To Be Mean
Tooo Funny
Mens Night Out... A man was approached by a co-worker at lunch who invited him out for beers after work. The man said that his wife would never go for it, that she does not allow him to go drinking with the guys after work. The co-worker suggested a way to overcome that problem: "When you get home tonight, sneak into the house, slide down under the sheets, gently pull down your wife's panties, and give her oral sex. Women love it, and believe me, she'll never mention that you were out late with the boys." So, the man agreed to try it and went out and enjoyed himself. Late that night, he sneaked into the house, slid down under the sheets, gently slid down his wife's panties and gave her oral sex. She moaned and groaned with pleasure, but after a little while, he realized he had to take a leak, so he told her he'd be right back, got out of bed and walked down the hall to the bathroom. When he opened the door and went in, he was very surprised to see his wife sitting on the john
Tooo Funny
Toooo Slowwww
Well, all, I really really wish I could join in in all the activities here. BUT... since I live out in the boondocks (the country).. I am still on dial up out here (ya know, where you have to dial up from a phone line).. Yea.. people still have that. LOL So anyway, Everything here takes FOREVER to load and just don't have the time to sit here all day trying to leave messages or comments, etc... BUT. wanted everyone to know that you can contact me easier on Yahoo. My screen name there is.... alfiee34 .... I love this site and is much more interesting than any yahoo stuff. But I can keep up with yahoo.. lol Lots of Hugs and Luv's from Missouri AMY
Too Old To Tango
Tooo Funny Not To Post
Chili Cook-Off If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in Texas. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio City Park. Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili taster named Joe, who was visiting from Plainfield, IL. Joe: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by th
Tooohip
Hussein Obama is a liar and a fraud. He lied about Air Force I flying low over NYC for a photo op coz the a**hole won't show the pics! He lied about being not being born in Keny coz he will not present evidence to back it up, like a birth certificate and school records.
Too Perceptive About Mundane Things
The most dangerous two word combo in the English language is "breakfast buffet". Dangerous because if it's a new one, I will tend to leave my tire rubber signature in the middle of the road out front as I go screaming into the parking lot, appetite at the ready, to sample their fare. I am a breakfastaholic. Breakfast is the perfect meal. Eggs, milk, pork, grain, fiber, fruits and vegetables...all deliciously served without being hidden in some crazed casserole or complicated mixture. No, it's all right out front and in multiple forms. How do you like your eggs? Grits or hash browns? White or wheat toast...or biscuits...or muffins...or bagels? Grape jelly...strawberry jam...or are you a mixed fruit person? Breakfast is just like Star Trek's Vulcan IDIC philosophy of "Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combination". This morning, after a week of fast food pre-fab fare, I treated myself to my local Golden Corral which is a selective breakfast buffet...saturday and sunday only...a
~too -precious Is Up For Auction!
My Auntie Tammy AKA .... ~ToO pReCiOuS is up for auction! BID STARTS AT $ 500K *Rate all photos *Rate stash, blogs, (etc..) *Keep shit faced while online *Add to family *Add to top friends *SFW salutes *Random gifts/blings .........If win is over $100. *Add to yahoo *Personal calls/texts *Ticker message * 1 mil bux .............If win is over $200. * Add Ownership to name for 4 wks * Add to top family * Random blings....... 4 max *Salutes
To Oral Or Not To Oral, That Is The Question.
THIS IS MY FIRST BLOG, SO PLEASE BE GENTLE. I HAVE PONDERED OVER THIS FOR THE PAST 6 MONTHS. IT'S BEEN LONG ENOUGH, AND I NEED TO GET THIS OF MY CHEST. 6 MONTHS AGO I BROKE UP WITH MY GIRLFRIEND. WE HAD BEEN TOGETHER FOR ABOUT 5 OR 6 MONTHS. SHE WASN'T THE BEST LOOKING GIRL, BUT HAD ONE OF THE BIGGEST HEARTS AND ONE OF THE PERSONALITIES OF ANYONE I KNOW. BUT, THE SEX WAS JUST AWFUL. IT WAS DOWNRIGHT BORING, IN FACT. ALL THE TIME WE WERE TOGETHER SHE CLAIMED THAT SHE LOVED ORAL SEX, BUT WHEN IT CAME DOWN TO IT, THERE WAS NOTHING IN THAT REGARD. WE'D GET INTO IT ALMOST EVERY NIGHT, AND WHEN I THOUGHT SHE WAS READY FOR ME TO GO DOWN ON HER, SHE WOULD TELL ME "NO". INSTEAD, SHE'D GO DOWN ON ME. I THOUGHT ALRIGHT, SHE WOULD SPEND QUITE SOMETIME PLEASING ME. WRONG. SHE WOULD DO IT FOR MAYBE 2 OR 3 MINUTES. THEN SHE'D WANT ME TO STICK IT IN HER. ANOTHER BAD THING. WE'D DO ONLY ONE POSITION...AND ALWAYS MISH. WHEN I'D FINALLY CUM, I WOULD WANT TO GO AGAIN. SHE'D TELL ME N
To 10 Or Not 2 Ten
Flirting Faux Pas Women Make in Bars 1) START & STOP STEPHANY A lot of times it's because they get scared they're being too forward, so they tone it down a little bit to make the guy want more. But the thing is, guys aren't subtle. They don't see that they're supposed to mix the outgoing person you were 10 minutes ago with the reserved person you've just become, and presto! They've seen the real you. Because while you think you're playing coy, you're actually just reading cold. 2) SOCIAL SARAH A guy absolutely wants to know that you'll get along with his friends and his mother. Like, a couple of months from now. But all he cares about right now is that you get along with him. When we were asking our friends and customers what could turn them off a woman, the same answer came up again and again: talking to other guys around them. 3) TROUBLED TRIXIE Even three martinis in, men will eye the nearest exit if you start to talk about trouble in your life. You think you're sharing
Tooshort
im wirteing this about me. why i wonder im sad little man thats hideing in a hole. my life got turned inside out and i meet this really great person but i messed it up again i have a fear of being comment to anyone in this life so i always use the excuse that i love myself more than any one. in reality i hate myself for all the bad stuff ive done in my life and most of it sad to say ive never got caught for. so i just wanted to say im lost in life now and alone in which i hope not forever but left up to me i will be alone forever.
Too Smart
Too Smart A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9". Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36". And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade." Ms. B
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Too Sexy
Too Short
Too Skinny???
Do you guys think Im too skinny? Look at my pics and tell me the truth. Im thinking about fattning up a liitle bit.Lemme know what your decision is.
Too Sweet Comments
freak_matty: get off the toilet and come say hi to me Angi: OMFG HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS TAKING A DUMP? freak_matty: its the only time ur yahoo goes idle when ur online Angi, even when you were a fatty you were still hot! Thanks Matt!!! Go tell Matt to fuck off.. project_carion: lol, that bugs me to i hate when guys hit on me. lol not that happens, well ok that was a stupid joke. Angi: Awww lol...I can't see the guys NOT hitting on you...If I were a queer I'd totally want to stick it in your ass!!! project_carion: well thank you that makes my butt hole pucker up a little, but sweet none-the-less
Too Short
You make me smile You make me smile whenever I see you You make me smile whenever I hear you voice You make me smile whenever you kiss me or cuddle me I felt warm and comfort just knowing you are on my side Every time I think of our memories its makes me smile Even though have few Thats what makes me smile
Toosexy Auction
Toosexy Auctions
CLUB TOOSEXY IS HOLDING A GRAND OPENING, DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE SEXY? LOOKING FOR PEOPLE TO PARTICIPATE IN OUR AUCTION/ GRAND OPENING NIGHT SAT APRIL 4TH AT 9 PM EST WILL YOU BE THERE?? COME HELP US GET NAKED IF YOU DARE!! DJLOC AND DJBADBOY ROCKIN THE MIC! WHILE THE GIRLS GET DOWN AND DIRTY COME MEET THE STAFF!! OWNER Dj~2DAMNSEXY4U~Owner of Dj Badboy Icey....~XOX~@ fubar OWNER DJ BADBOYICEY~~DIRTY SOUTH CREW 4-LIFE~~OWNED BY DJ 2DAMNSEXY4U~ENFORCER@ fubar ASSISTANT MANAGER SEXY BADBITCH CCA~RL WIFE TO LOC & RL GF to PERPETUALBLISS~ASS MANAGER OF CLUBTOOSEXY@ fubar DANCE MANAGER Sexy Mrs. Skittles* * Taste The Rainbow **~~Dance manager @ club toosexy~~~@ fubar ENFORCER MANAGER DJ LocNLoad(AKA 'PAPI')~ENFORCER MANAGER@CLUB TOOSEXY@ fubar
~ Too Shy ~
One of My All Time Faves...Hope You Like It. XOXO Time (after) time, (I'm) short of breath, don't even try (?) Try a little harder Something's wrong, you're not naive, you must must be strong Ooh, baby, try Hey girl, move a little closer. You're Too shy shy Hush hush, eye to eye Too shy shy Hush hush, eye to eye Too shy shy Hush hush, eye to eye Too shy shy Hush hush Modern medicine falls short of your complaints Ooh, try a little harder You're moving in circles, won't you dilate Baby try Hey girl, move a little closer 'Cause, you're Too shy shy Hush hush, eye to eye Too shy shy Hush hush, eye to eye Too shy shy Hush hush, eye to eye Too shy shy Hush hush Too shy shy Hush hush, eye to eye Too shy shy Hush hush, eye to eye Too shy shy Hush hush, eye to eye Too shy shy Hush hush...eye to eye Peace
Too Sober To Funtion, Someone Please Buy Me A Drink!1
Too Sweet From A Special Friend
Too Soon!
I think I didn't take a long enough break from fubar. I seem to either hurt or get hurt when I deal with others from here. This is never my goal or intention. I just have to figure out some things and I don't need the lies from the people here to add to my life. I am heartbroken AGAIN and I know that I have to heal before I can play again. If someone really wants to talk to me you can add me on yahoo (I'm always mobile) @ YIM: goodgirl_2480. I'm out!
Too Sexy
Too Thin?
Dying To Be Thin... Anorexia, Bulimia and Eating Disorders by Sep 27, 2006 Splashy images of desireable women in seductive poses attired in alluring clothes and bedecked with fashionable accessories...every magazine and tv channel bestows us with the vision of how we should appear to insure love, happiness and eternal success. Yet, most of the world rarely fits into this preconceived ideal of modern society. Life rushes ahead with its ceaseless demands. Women sigh and control sometimes the only thing in their life they feel able to, their food. So we hide our emotions behind our denial and seek solace in the power we feel when denying ourselves food(anorexia) or comforting ourself until we are sick(bulimia) or any combination thereof. I know. I am a recovered anorexic. For many years, my life spun out of control because i felt helpless to know I had the power to control it. Mistakenly, I controlled the only thing I could and became severely anorexic though totally un
Tooth Ache
listening to queen has lead to a tooth ache...there should be a hazardious sign on their songs....lol
Tootsie
man, i feel really stupid and most say that i would so, help me out if anyone can please. no this isn't begging but, i don't know what else to do ....... anyone
Too The Team
i made me a team shocker license, if anyone from the team wants one send me the info i need for it and a link to a pic u want on it. also if u have any suggestions on making them better let me know. the links to the id is below.
Toots & The Maytals Gig
Too True
.. !|!/.. .. ( @ @ ) . ooO--(_)--Ooo \"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who matter don\'t mind and those who mind don\'t matter\" oooO ( ) ( Oooo _) ( ) ) / (_/ (`\'. ( `\'.( `\'. * \') .\' ).\' )
Tootsie Roll Pops
They make 20 million Tootsie Roll Pops a day Now that's alot of tootsies' LOL
Tootsie Pop
Well some of you know and have given me advice for Tootsie Pop not eating and so forth! Well this is an update...he is doing much better!! Now he is eating and playing out of the tank and in the tank also! I am going to be working on getting a bunch of new pics on here of him and maybe even more of myself!! Anyway....I am very glad and thankful that he is doing much better and he hasn't been handled much except when I change his water and clean his toys in the water! I also found he likes the turtle pellets better than the shrimp or bloodworms (ewwy)!! Well hope everyone has a great day!!
Tootheaches
Help all what is the best way to help relieve the pain of a toothache as I have been popping pills left and right
Toots1974
well hello there everyone just thought i would say hi, its been awhie since i have been on...rate my pics check out my profile toots1974 Just to let you all i know iam sexy and please rated my pics....would appercaite it alot... hope to hear form you
Toots1974
"too Twisted For The Campfire: Dark Adult Poems Of Horror, Madness, And Death"
Hi all, As some of you may know, I currently have several published books to my credit and the positive feedback I have recieved from many here and elsewhere regarding my dark poetry has convinced me that I will now author a new book featuring the stories posted here and many more not yet posted. This new self published book will be called, "Too Twisted For The Campfire: Dark Adult Poems of Horror, Madness, and Death." I am sincerely hoping that I can involve two of my good and talented friends, Scabby Cadaver and Seth Rose, both of whom have worked with me in the past on my live performance photos and in creating original dark artwork for my promo materials, to provide sinister photos and artwork to grace it's pages. I will keep everyone updated on it's progress. Cheers, Steve
Tooth Extraction
On Thursday, May 28th I had a very badly abscessed tooth that I had to have pulled, I also had to have a puss pocket popped, drained, and sucked out of my mouth, and I currently have a tube sticking out of my neck to let the rest of the infection drain from the pocket. I get the tube out Monday after noon at 4:15, but it is rather annoying having a tube poking out of my neck.. Kinda gross too! LMAO! Anyways I figured since I had something to write about I would finally do so. "This also answers everyones "what happened" question".
Toothache
Tooth
idk whose going read this im just fucking around cuz im bored. i had a tooth ache and fucking dentist took out the wrong tooth. the end
Tootsie
I'm looking for friends who are into music, especially musicians. Also, really good people who are fun loving, generous and loyal. If that's you, let's be friends!!!!! Flirty males a plus++++++
Too Unique To Be Understood..
This actually goes with my post Fire is the desire I will be Me the noise of this world presents a cheap imitation, demanding i listen, obey or miss out. compelling it is as I mostly submit, hoping my fire desired will be found in its midst. Hopeless, i find it, I do admit. Submit I say,no longer, I will not. I will be me. just wait and see. deny you can't as unique I'll be. just wait and see. I'll prove to you how different I'll be. Just wait and see. Set apart like no other, different, yes, I must be. Just wait and see. I need to be me, unique, not like any other indeed, you will see. Indeed I succeed in separating myself. Set apart, above, on the top shelf. I am here, I made it, for all to see..... Still empty still hopeless how can that be. Where is everyone I wanted to show.. they need to see.. they need to know. all this work it wasn't for me it was for everyone else to see just how unique I could make myself be. A small voice from down deep could be silent
To Our Troops
To Our Loved Ones
Our loved ones that are off and fighting, we often find ourselves writing, wondering how they are, the distance being way too far, will they be ok, where are they going to lay, we want them back here to stay, will they live, or will they die, am i to be the one to cry, we want them home and in our lives, they want to be home with thier wives, families have lost there dear ones, people have lost there dear sons, daughters out there have it the worst, because they are always cursed, men in that place feel no shame, and the usa they think is the one to blame, we want our loved ones back, not brought home on a rack, to hold them in our hearts, never wanting us again to part, come back home safe and sound, watch how my heart will pound, as we see each other again, i will be glad to have my best friend home again, so to the ones still over there, we will always be here, waiting and loving you, because we are all the red, white, and blue, and to our loved ones we
To Our Troops
To Our Service Men And Women
50 things about me 1. Spell your name backward: haciM 2. Story behind your first name: Its a book in the bible 3. Whens your birthday: October 1 4. Where do you live: CHillicothe Ohio DESCRIBE YOUR: 5. Wallet: Black 7. Toothbrush: clean but well used 8. Jewelery worn daily: Dog tags, celtic cross 9. Cell Phone: Sanyo 10. Pillow cover right now: um dont remember my head? 11. Car: PLum Dodge Ram 1500 quad cab 12. Bedroom: messy 13. Sunglasses: none ball caps 15. Cologne/Perfume: any suggestions 16. CD in stereo right now: None love the radio 17. Piercing: None 18. What you are wearing now: ACU's 19. Wish: To head to the sand box again 20. Wanting:To sleep 21. What are you doing After this: getting back to work 22. If you could get away with it and murder anyone Who would it be? Im gonna take a stab in the dark and say that i have already done this 23. Person you wish you could see right now: the
To Our Service Men And Women
HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE
To Our Soldiers
TO ALL THE MEN AND WOMEN WHO HAVE SERVED MY COUNTRY Current mood: grateful Category: Writing and Poetry THE LETTER TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN, IF YOU ARE READING THIS LETTER I GUESS IT GOT OVER THERE I WAS SURE HOPING YOUD GETTER ITS SENT WITH LOTS OF LOVE AND CARE. NOW I PRAY FOR YOU GODS SPEED THAT HE WILL KEEP YOU SAFE AND FULFILL YOUR EVERY NEED WITH THE DAWNING OF EACH NEW DAY. IM JUST AN ORDINARY MAN YOU SEE A HUSBAND AND A FATHER AND YOUR OVER THERE FIGHTING I BELIEVE FOR MY WIFE, MY SON, AND MY DAUGHTER. THEY DONT EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME AND YOU WOULDNT KNOW EM IF YOU SEEN EM BUT STILL JUST THE SAME YOUR WILLING TO DIE TO PROTECT THERE FREEDOM. YES SIR HONOR,GLORY,AND PRIDE ARE JUST A FEW QUALITIES YOU DISPLAY IM GREATFUL FOR THOSE WHO HAVE FOUGHT AND DIED FOR ALL OF US HERE IN THE U.S.A YOUVE PROBABLY LOST FRIENDS OVER THERE WHO HAVE GIVEN THIER LIVES FOR THE U.S.A AND BACK HOME WE ARE WELL AWARE WE THINK GOD FOR
To Our Sultry
OK, without going into too much personal detail, Sultry is one of the most amazing women on this site. She has recently been handed some very difficult issues to deal with, with both of her parents being critically ill. We are doing everything we can to pull together and show her all the support and love we possibly can! Please stop by and let her know we are all keeping her and her family in our thoughts and prayers, and that our hearts are with her! *♥SLŦRY♥* Ғ Ŧ.M..Ғ.*Owned by JAK*@ fubar Today...I wish you a day of ordinary miracles A fresh pot of coffee you didn't have to make yourself. An unexpected phone call from an old friend. The weather to hold as you travel back and forth to run your errands. I wish you a day of little things to rejoice in... The doctors to call and say things will be all right! Your mother to see you, smile, and say "I love you, baby!" Your keys right where you look. I wish you a
To Our Fallen Heroes
To Our Men And Women That Serve For Our Country
To Our Friends
dear friends, we have to leave fu we sorry .. we will leave this blog up for a week or so an we will also be deleating this account.. porkys is already gone we need to save our marrage more then be on this site... if you still wana talk to us then plz your more then welcome to add us on yahoo porkys yim is lil_satans_kidd and mine is paininthebutt91182 if your our true friend we hope to hear from you soon we love you all and hope to talk soon love always babez and porky hey ya'll u gots to check out my friend trickbaby she is awsome friend of mine she will show u the same love u give her check her out http://fubar.com/user/2791369 hey ppls come HELP me out i'm in a rate contest the first one to 600 rates wins and i would love to win so pls hit it up http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=888520&albumid=1505419&i=499848292&idx=0hit it up
To Our Soldies And Vetrains And Fallen Hero's Alike
To Our Close Friend Katt
Katt's Pyre I close both eyes and imagine you with me. I turn off the music and look away. The clouds bring reprieve from the sunshine The rain can't wash the ache away. What about those of us who love you? Werent we Good enough for you to stay? What did u see on the horizon? Who did you hear call your name? Accross the Shore, beyond the Pale moon's rising, The White Vessel travelled ; Oh Why couldn't it's trek be in vain? Does it radiate to you, accross the distant sea, the pain of your abscence? it does for me. Yet even in the chasam that is my heart, I take solstice in our time apart. The time we are apart, my love, my friend, one day must come to an end. When The White Vessel comes to me, When my soul travels accross that great sea, I know on the shore, the first face I will see, will be yours; You holding your arms out to me. You will smile and say"Welcome home, my friend!" and a true home it will be; The tears will dry, The pain will cease; only love, pea
To Our Kids...
My Promise To My Kids(or child), I will stalk u,flip out on u,lecture u,drive u crazy,be your worst nightmare and hunt u down like a hound dog when needed because I Love You!! When u understand that i will know your a responsible adult. You will never findsomeone who loves u,Prays for u,cares about u and worries about u more than me. pssss...I love u!!! Mom(or mom n dad or dad...)
Too Whom It May Concern
Too Whom It May Concern
I have been on this site for over 2 years and for the most part I have helped as many as possible. I started out spending alot of time on here. Most of my days was just going too find people that needed leveled.. How many in reality would go through the top scores too see who was getting close and contacting them too see if they wanted help. Some we just did on our own. Then things changed in real life. I now work full time and on most days dont get here until late. I work anywhere from 8-14 hours a day. Now the sad part is too get comments that Im choosey on whom I help is far from real. I help anyone and everyone. People I dont even have on my own friends list. If you seen some of the messages I have gotten its crazy. Im going too be honest with all of you. Put yourself in these shoes walk the walk before you talk your talk. You dont know me or the heart I have for people. I love leveling but selfish people have really take the fun out of it. Some of you I have helped level and
To Own ~me~
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Too Young To Die
Too Young To Die Is that me lying on the ground? Why are people screaming? Is that blood coming from my body? Why doesn't somebody help? Is that sirens I hear? Maybe I'll survive Who is the drunk man? Why are the police talking to him? How could he think he could drive When he can't even stand up I remember it now The headlights coming so slow I couldn't move or cry for help My legs had turned to lead The pain in my legs As I flew through the air My lifeless body bouncing Along the ground I remember the angels Coming to carry me away Tell them Ma, I'm too young To Young to die this way Dave Enmerson
Too Young Too Die
When my worlds collided I am about to take you on a trip down to a time, when the worst things that can -happen all happens at once it seems. My name is Jason Lewis, I am a very large male that has been thru lots of pain and suffering and will now tell you the tale of just a small portion of my life. It all started January 4th, 1974 my sister Allison was born; she was a very sick child and spent a lot of time in the hospital. It started when she was about 4 years old she had an IV put in her ankle to help her eat. When she was around 14 years old she was diagnosed with Cystic Fibrosis, which is a death sentence or a terrible lung disease which ever you chose to call it. Most people diagnosed with this dont live longer than the age of 18 years old; she lived until she was 28. It is now March of 2002, it is snowing out which is not too unusually for this time, but we had people in from California who have never seen snow. It almost seemed the way people were reacting was as if they
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Top 10'
Just intrested in who everyone wants to see in top 10 since so much drama going on now, lets see if we can change it leave a comment and a link to who you would like to see, and maybe when people view this blog they will leave them some rates and help to get them up there, it will be fun, or maybe noone wants any changes and that is good to, there are a few good ones. So lets go............
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Top 3
I have found that the top 3 things to have a happy and long lasting relationship is. 50/50- Let the relationship be 50/50 not him 10 and you 90 or you 20 and him 60 it has to be equal. Trust- You got to have trust in the relationship. If you don't trust him or he don't trust you, or if you don't trust each other then why are you with each other. Communication- You got to talk things out. Don't be afraid to, let them know what you are feeling, trust me it goes along way. But if they don't want to talk don't push just let them know you are there to talk to. I have found out this works my relationship is still going strong. So take my advice and if your still not sure ask someone who is divorced what went wrong . It works they will tell you unless they are still sore about the subject.
Top 10
A list on the top 10 Blues Clubs,check them out 1. Buddy Guy's Legends Chicago is a rare city where you can Blues bar-hop. In a town nurtured on small corner bars featuring the Blues, Buddy Guy's place is the top of the town. Legends feature Blues every night with the biggest names in the Blues on weekends. You might even catch Buddy there when he's home. Urban Blues at it finest. 2. Zoo Bar You'd probably never consider Lincoln, Nebraska a Blues hotbed, when in fact The legendary Zoo Bar has been hosting the best in the Blues for years. Just off campus, University of Nebraska students have had a special line on the best Blues artists in this cozy little place around the corner from the state capital building. 3. B.B. King's Memphis The original B.B. King Blues Club. Fortunately the Memphis club hasn't had to sacrifice the all-Blues lineup to compete locally, as other B.B. King clubs have been forced to diversify their lineup. Located at the head of Beale Street, B.B. Ki
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10. Well it was my first time having sex. And me and my boyfriend were excited! It started out great at least the first two minutes. Then all he kept doing was talking. Not even romantic things. Stuff about his friends and family. 9. Ok no one "said" this. A song came on the random mp3 playlist on the PC in the backround. "Every Sperm is Sacred" by Monthy Python. Offputting... 8. BLOW ME 7. Hey Don't Worry Baby! Think Of My Genital Warts As Nature's French Ticklers! 6. I was dating this fireman, let's call him Kevin. Who wasn't very good in bed to begin with and could only have sex to the beat of music. His favorite? Van Halen of course. During the middle of "running with the devil" we went to change positions, and he said "why don't you swing that stinkhole over here to the edge if the bed". I did swing to the edge of the bed, leapt off, got my clothes and bailed. In his car. (I did return it 4 days later.) He could not understand what my problem was because when I told
Top 8
Hey yall if you want to make my top 8 hit me up. Every month there will be a new top 8 so if you want to make the cut hit me up! Taking names for my Top 8 for the month of Jan. 2008. First 8 names get a slot for the month! Peace Roy
To Party Or Not To Party
I have been gone a while so sorry if i missed something improtant drop a line if im on sometime Naughty Application -just between you and me 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures
To Paul
Top 5 Albums Of 2007
5. Baroness-The Red Album 4. Skeletonwitch-Beyond The Permafrost 3. Prong-Power of the Damager 2. Darkest Hour-Deliver Us 1. CLUTCH-From Beale Street To Oblivion
Top 10 Amazing Film Swordfights
10 Pirates of the Carribbean Johnny Depp vs. Orlando Bloom 9 Adventures of Don Juan Errol Flynn vs. Robert Douglas 8 Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Ziyi Zhang vs. Yun-fat Chow 7 The Seven Samurai Toshiro Mifune, et al, vs. Nasty Bandits 6 Return of the Jedi Mark Hamill vs. umDarth Vader 5 The Princess Bride Mandy Patinkin vs. Christopher Guest 4 The Mark of Zorro Tyrone Power vs. Basil Rathbone 3 Kill Bill Uma Thurman vs. The Crazy 88 2 Rob Roy Liam Neeson vs. Tim Roth 1 Raiders of the Lost Ark Harrison Ford vs. Scimitar Guy
Top 5 Answers Why People Are Rude In Mumms
Top 5 answers why people are rude in mumms 1. The word respect isn't in them. 2. They think its cool to be rude. 3. Much like a bully in school when you were a child, they haven't grown up. 4. Somewhere along their journey in life , some one pee'd in the wheaties and they feel like passing along the misery 5. Even though they don't like the mumm and could just move on, they just have to have the last word. :) have a great day
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Top Brit :)
Okies heres my other profile which i have been using to get my Referals for fubar. and yep i am the top brit on that site lol Click the link and come join me there and get ur own Referals. :D Click here
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The upbringing of children is the main responsibility of the parent. But the rest of the world does have a large influence on them and it changes at the different ages of the child. The biggest problem is that the parent is trying to wean their child and the world is trying to absorb them. So if the foundation isn't strong and the child isn't strong, the world can erase much of the child's proper upbringing. Sadly, due to a child's own personal makeup, they have their own destiny programmed into them and sometimes proper parenting and good worldly lessons still aren't enough and the child goes bad. Sadly, due to a child's own personal makeup, they have their own destiny programmed into them and sometimes proper parenting and good worldly lessons still aren't enough and the child goes bad. (I think that is when the devil has somehow worked on and taken control of that child) So, when it comes to schooling, thats just another wing of training up a child. All children are different,
Top 20 Best Things About Women!
Top Country & Western Songs
17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine 16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long 15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well 11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better 10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight 8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here 7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now 6. My wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him 5. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger 4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly 3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer 1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman,
Top Cherry Promoter Today
I am #5 today on the TOP PROMOTERS... i need referral to beat the girls in front of me....please help with cherries! And referrals if u can! Thanks....Kisses my friends!
Top Cherries Today List
Thanks to all my friends, fans, and family members plus all the others the have visited my page, I have made the Top Cherries List Today, and I feel pretty special to make that list for some reason lol:) any much love out to all of you for adding me or requesting my friendship, have a cherrylicious day, thanks xoxo
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Top Ct Pimpette
GO RATE AND LEAVE A FEW COMMENTS ON THIS PIC FOR ME...IM IN THE TOP CT PIMPETTE CONTEST!!! YOU ALL RAWK....THANKS A BUNCH...XOXO
Top 10 Cute Love Quotes
Top 16 Country Songs
16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long 15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well 11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better 10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight 8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here 7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now 6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him 5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger 4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly 3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer And the Number one song is . . . . . . . . . . 1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, but I've Sure Woke
Top 10 Country Songs
Top 10 Chinese Proverbs
1. Chinese Proverb The participant's perspectives are clouded while the bystander's views are clear. 2. Chinese Proverb Pick the flower when it is ready to be picked. 3. Chinese Proverb If you don't go into the cave of the tiger, how are you going to get its cub? 4. Chinese Proverb Follow the local custom when you go to a foreign place. 5. Chinese Proverb It's is impossible to change your basic characteristics. 6. Chinese Proverb Once bitten by a snake, you are even frightened by a rope that resembles a snake. 7. Chinese Proverb Your neighbor's wife looks prettier than your own. 8. Chinese Proverb When you go up to the mountain too often, you will eventually encounter the tiger. 9. Chinese Proverb Elephant tusks cannot grow out of a dog's mouth. 10. Chinese Proverb When the tiger comes down from the mountain to the plains, it is bullied by the dogs.
Top 16 Country Songs
16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long 15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well 11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better 10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight 8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here 7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now 6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him 5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger 4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly 3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer And the Number one song is . . . . . . . . . . 1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, but I've Sure Woke
Top Charts Music
Relentless Radio TOP TRACKS provided by MIZZ B HAVEN TOP CHARTS LIST COMPLILED FROM VARIOUS TOP 20 CHARTS SUCH AS AT40.COM, BILLBOARD.COM, NOT IN ORDER AND EXCLUDING COUNTRY 1. Leona Lewis Bleeding Love 1. Jordin Sparks Duet With Chris Brown No Air 2. Usher Love In This Club featuring Young Jeezy 3. Ray J Sexy Can I 4. Madonna Featuring Justin Timberlake 4 Minutes 5. OneRepublic Stop And Stare 6. Sara Bareilles Love Song 7. Lil Wayne Featuring Static Major Lollipop 8. Rihanna Take A Bow 9. Danity Kane Damaged 10. Flo Rida Low 11. Buckcherry Sorry 12. Chris Brown With You 13. Chris Brown Forever 14. Natasha Bedingfield Pocketful Of Sunshine 15. Mariah Carey Touch My Body 16. Colbie Caillat Realize 17. Jesse McCartney Leavin' 18. Flyleaf All Around Me 19. David Cook The Time Of My Life 20. David Cook Dream Big 21. Usher Featuring Young Jeezy Love In This Club 22. Ray J & Yung Berg Sexy Can I 23. Natasha Bedingfield Po
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To Peace
To People Without Hepatitis C And Liver Disease
Letter to People Without Hepatitis & Liver Disease. Having Hepatitis means many things change and a lot of them are invisible. Unlike having cancer or being hurt in an accident, most people do not understand even a little about HCV and its effects and of those that think they know, many are actually misinformed. In the spirit of informing those who wish to understand, these are the things that I would like you to understand about me before you judge me... Please understand that being sick doesn't mean I'm not still a human being. I have to spend most of my day in considerable pain and exhaustion and if you visit I probably don't seem like much fun to be with, but I'm still me stuck inside this body. I still worry about life and work and my family and friends and most of the time I'd still like to hear you talk about yours too. Please understand the difference between "happy" and "healthy". When you've got the flu you probably feel miserable with it, but I've been sick for years
Top Five Adult Jokes
TOP FOUR ADULT JOKES OF 2005 Number 4 A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221." Number 3 One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over A few minutes later; he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?" Number 2 Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife s
Top Five.
first in the series of top five lists. this one os top five people you wanna meet. not orginal i know but its a starting point what does honesty and trust mean, is it a big deal, if someone lies should you be fucked off with em or let it go, is it a breaking of trust between two people, if it is can that break be bended or is it pointless to try, if its pointless to try what then, do you call it a day and move on, why is it not that important what the person did but the lie that was told, easy.omment on this blog and list the top five people you wanna fuck. famous or not
Top 10 Fu's Of Ct
Fuck You number ONE. To the people who bitch about the people who have like 25,000 friends; Are you fucking serious? Don't be jealous. Go play in traffic. Fuck you number TWO. Don't ever post pictures and say: "OMG, I'm so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. If you do you're a fucking moron. Fuck you number THREE. NOBODY cares about threats over the internet, so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics; Even if you win, you're still retarded. Fuck you number FOUR. Quit crying because you're not on someones Family. Who cares?!? ITS CHERRY TAP!!! If you really cared that much, you would pick up the damn phone! Fuck you number FIVE. Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "What's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up, Asshole.... Fuck you number SIX.
Top Friends
Now I am seriously looking for some in put here as to what I should have done and what she was looking for in the middle of the night. If are interested in answering my questions via 1 e-mail send me one and I will e-mail youhe questions at hand. Not really looking for any BS answers... ֺ.. ♥ Sweet Package ♥ .. ֺ REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12.Condom or skin? 13.Have sex on the first date? 14.Would yo
"top Friends Listing"
Just so you know....my Top Friends ranking is in no particular order. :) This goes for my family listing too....see yall. ----Paul
Top Friends List
4 new tracks uploaded to myspace. go check em out. kick ass shit. you'll see. haha. cheers!!
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Top 10 For Submissives
Top 10 For Submissives
Ten Rules For Submissives 1. Be Patient A potential top will let you know if she or he is interested in you or not. Keep in mind that your purpose as a submissive is to serve and to satisfy someone who will take into consideration the realization of your fantasies. Don't expect your top to be able to turn on like a light switch. The timing must be right for both of you. 2. Be Humble You may be God's or Goddess' gift to the world and the most sought after prize in town, but no one needs to hear it or wants to hear it. You will have ample opportunity to show how good you are. No matter what you claim, the "real you" will show through in a scene. Don't set yourself up for failure by developing expectations that you know you and your top can never reach. 3. Be Open You can learn something about SM and about yourself from everyone into the scene, no matter how experienced or inexperienced they are, or how dominant or submissive they are. D/s- SM is a very personal art, and an "I
Top Friends And Family List
Hey to all my friend here in FuLand, I have made some change to my top friends and family list. Will all notice who is been list in my top friends and family list there are for good if you would like to make top friend or family list i'm looking for some help level up to my next level or rating of all my pic and stash will also give you a perement spot in my top friends and family list or i'll will give any up to 50,000 fubucks for the rating it will be your choice on what you would like just leave me a private messege and i'll will take care of making it happen and i will also return the same thing to everyone that help me out would really like to be making to the next level. If is possible i would be willing to get some a auto 11 if i have the fund free to do so i'm just looking for some help there is a lot of awsome people here in fubar land that i have help level and would like to see the same thing like i said before i will return the some for all and any that help me move
Top Family Ranking....
Top Family And Friends
For all: For the longest i have had it set to where some fubar friends were ranked in top spots. But i have changed it to reflect family and Real life friends as the top spots.I hope everyone understands the changes. John
Top 11 Friday The 13th Movies
ok i was really bored and thought this might be fun for the 3 of you who can actually see this...so just read it and go ok he likes those movies in that order and forget it 3 mins later hahaha so why 11? well why not? no really there is a 12 movies out but at the current time of this writing i have yet to see the remake that premieres today across the big old world....so enjoy and if you like it cool 11 - Part 9 - Jason Goes to Hell - this movie sucks. 10- Part 10 Jason X - this one is ok...thats it very differnt, also the highest kill count in any of the movies. 9 - Freddy Vs Jason - this movie should have been alot better and much higher on my list...i was only waiting for it for a good 13 years....it wasnt terrible by anymeans...but the main female lead by the name of Laurie really bugged me...her lines were some of the poorest in modern cinema history...and since when did the big main even turn into a triple threat??? 8 - Friday The 13th Part 6: Jason Lives. So
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Top Female & Male Rejection Lines
Top 10 Female Rejection Lines 1. I think of you as my brother. Translation: You give me the creeps 2. There's a slight difference in our ages. Translation: I may as well be dating my dad. 3. I'm not attracted to you in "that" way. Translation: I don't want to be seen in public with you. 4. My life is too complicated right now. Translation: I'm busy seeing other guys. Who are you again? 5. I've got a boyfriend. Translation: I'd rather be with my male cat and a half gallon of Ben & Jerry's 6. I don't date men where I work. Translation: I wouldn't date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building. 7. It's not you, it's me. Translation: It's you. 8. I'm concentrating on my career. Translation: Even something as boring and unfulfilled as my job is better than dating you. 9. I'm saved so my heart belongs to God. Translation: I've sworn off all men like you. 10. Let's be friends. Translation: I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating det
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Top 10 Holloween (yeah I Know I'm Late)
TOP 10 HALLOWEEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY...BUT AREN'T. 10. She's a goblin! 9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack tonight. 8. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head. 7. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch 6. If you just lick it, it'll last longer. 5. Let me see your big sack! 4. Can I eat your Zagnuts? 3. Have your Mom check it before you put it in your mouth. 2. You scared me stiff! AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT SOUNDS DIRTY BUT ISN'T 1. He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor Not really a Blog but...(NSFW)
Top Hour Photos
< a reposted blog as per Scrapper> Greetings Cherries: First, I want to say Happy New Year. Thanks for tuning into the site and supporting the TAP. If it were not for all of you, this place would not be so cool. On another note, I wanted to clarify a few things about the Top Photos Over the Last Hour. 1. We are a community regulated site. If you see an NSFW photo pop up, please simply flag the photo NSFW. There is NO reason to screen grab it and then post a retarded bulletin flogging us for it. You only make yourself look like a dram queen when you do this, and you clog our bulletin system with pointless hot air. 2. If you are SO offended by a random NSFW photo popping up in the Top Photos of the Hour, you have the option to turn it off. Actually, you were the one that had to turn it on in the first place as this is not a default setting. If you want to turn it off, you can do so in your Profile settings on the upper left navigation. 3. If you feel compelled to do the S
Top 40 & Helping Ya Level Auto
> > Wanting to see if I can make it into the top 40 in scores and help ya level at the same time!!!! Auto 11's will be on Today @5:30pm EST (2:30pm Futime) through Tomorrow, Thursday, Feb. 5th!!!!! C'mon over and level up!!!! There are more than 140k in points and Fubucks available here..
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To Pierce Or Not To Pierce.
I wanna get a small stud in my nose - but I'm having mixed feelings on it I was told I have too much of a classy, refined, sophisticated beauty of my face and shouldn't mess it up with a small stud. Feelings? what if what if what if Body: Everybody wonders "what if" once in a while. Just hit "reply to poster" and fill it out about the person that posted this. Don't forget to be honest cuz no one sees this but me(but who really can be honest)! what would you do IF... I died: I kissed you: I fell: I lived next door to you: I showed up at ur house unexpectedly: I stole something: I was murdered: I cried: I asked you to marry me: I was hospitalized: ::WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:: Personality: Eyes: Hair: Family: Smile: ::WOULD YOU:: Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me? Keep a secret if i told you one? Hold my hand? Study with me? Cook for me? Love me? Date me? Have sex with me? ::HAVE YO
Topics I'm Passionate About!!
Shawn Hornbeck, the kidnapped 15-year-old, appeared with Ms. Winfrey just six days after police freed him from that despicable predator Michael Devlin, who entered a "not guilty" plea today to kidnapping charges. Shawn went missing four years ago. Ms. Winfrey was gentle with him: (BEGIN VIDEOTAPE) OPRAH WINFREY: What would you do all day? Could you tell us that? Do you feel comfortable? SHAWN HORNBECK, KIDNAP VICTIM: I would mostly sleep. It is the only way I could ever pass the time. WINFREY: Sleeping. HORNBECK: It was just basically what I did. Sleeped (sic) or watched TV or played video games. WINFREY: Can you tell me how you got through these past four years? HORNBECK: Hope and praying. WINFREY: Hope and praying. You said you would pray and cross yourself every night. (END VIDEOTAPE) Oprah told her audience there were ground rules for the interview and she could not ask Shawn on camera why he didn't try to escape from Devlin. Off camera, apparently
Topic Of The Day
I just came across this article about a New York City columnist who has started an uproar by telling readers they allow their 9yr old child to ride the NYC subway alone!I am just wondering whats wrong with them.... I suppose I won't know for sure until I get there but I doubt my son will be left home alone at 9 let alone be able to travel the city unattended! "Critical parents accuse her of being everything from tragically misguided to engaging in child abuse. Yet, others agree with her that the current generation of parents has become "helicopter parents" who unnecessarily hover around their young children and treat them like fragile and delicate objects that must be watched and protected at all cost. Among those who agree with the columnist, some recall being allowed to run errands at seven and eight years of age without incident. Among those who disagree is a father of three in California, who cites dangerous traffic that makes letting a nine-year-old navigate the streets a
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THE TOP INDY 300 1. KENNY OMEGA 2. K.C. THUNDER 3. STUPID 4. "THE MANIAC" GLENN STRANGER 5. SHAKA 6. OX MADISON 7. VORDELL WALKER 8. "THE GHETTO SUPERSTAR" STEVE PENDER 9. DAGON BRIGGS 10. TOJO YAMAMOTO JR. 11. JOEY MACHETTE 12. DARIN CHILDS 13. THE NEW YORK GANGSTA 14. JON DAVIS 15. "DEAD SEXY" DANIEL GUNNER 16. "DA BAD GUY" JOSH FROZT 17. GANGSTA BOSS 18. TIMBER 19. "MARVELOUS" MATT MERCER 20. "THE URBAN GLADIATOR" TRAUMA 21. "THE FRANCHISE" CHI HAZARD 22. RYAN MITCHELL 23. "THE SUPERSTAR" CAMREN LA' RUE 24. "THE KING OF JAMESPORT" BEAU JAMES 25. "THE KINGPIN OF WRESTLING" E-DAWG 26. WES "OMG" BLAZE 27. "ALL BUSINESS" BRIAN RIVERS 28. "SUPERSTAR" SEAN DAVIS 29. "THE COLDHEARTED PLAYER" DANNY DEMANTO 30. ASH KRISTAINSEN 31. "THE NATURAL" CHAD STEVENS 32. JASON TAYLOR 33. DAMIEN PAYNE 34. BUTCH STEEL 35. NIGEL SHER
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Number One Idiot of 2008 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter in to the emergency room right away. Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Number Two Idiot of 2008 Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river
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warmth Days like this a warm body, next to a sun filled room is all i need. Soft touch, gentle caress as it touches my skin. I miss the warmth, i need the warmth, crave the warmth. Smile as I know one day it will arrive, smile as for one day i will not have to crave. Warmth is on the way 1st of as I ask this question, it is for couples (committed BF & GF, or Married ones) ok with that being said here it is "Respect or Controll" - Men and women Plz respond. My Example is this - Your going out of the home, work etc.... is it controlling to give an FYI to ur Mate or is it Respect? also how about going to be late, or happen to be somewhere else other than known? I have heard different opinions, so plz speak up ... =_) This morning or afternoon after I woke my head was filled with too many thoughts for sleep. My Motto lately has been "One Day at A Time". Some days being longer than others. I thanks GOD for getting me thru.... Thank You
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SHIRLEY, New York: Male drivers who paid $5 for a topless car wash in a New York city ended up getting doused with disappointment. Scantily clad women held up signs along a parkway advertising the car wash on Sunday and telling the drivers where to go. But hidden behind a big blue tarp it were shirtless male firefighters who were washing the cars. "A little bit of a bait-and-switch," Assistant Chief Donald Prince admitted. "All the guys back there are all topless." Female drivers did not seem to mind the shirtless firefighters. Male drivers, though, felt they were getting short-changed. Mike Matias was hugely disappointed when a man soaped up and rinsed his car. But he said at least his $5 went to a good cause: All the money raised will benefit school booster clubs and charities, the Brookhaven fire department said.
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So the other week I wrote a mumm saying Ok so im an Irish German guy so drinking is in my blood. So what im saying is on Monday I have to play league pool should what should I do??? should I say fu-k it only one game theres more get trashed and play your best or drink little then play then get trashed. But put it this way beers are 25 cents!!!!!!!!!!! at lunch time at my fav bar just for a random thought. I never wrote one so I was just testing it out but anyways it was weird and ppl can be so rude which mean they are pointless ppl. Also I got a huge answer like 60% said drink up 40% said some shit haha well so I listened to the poll and drank up all day. I was so drunk the music was playin I was dancing and playin pool and what do you know I fuckin beat this dudes ass so congrats to me haha I knew I could do it. But later that night after maybe 4-6 shots of Jameson and god knows how many beers I was payin for it at 5 in the morning haha. It was a good night though seeing how I w
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There is an Ass that shall name nameless, you might guess if you like who this shit for bird brain is but I'm mad at him Then add to that equation there is a woman who shall name nameless but you might guess if you saw her flowing red Afro hair which she has dyed blonde, floating around on a broom stick. So the story begins the other day on a dark and stormy day, I of course the princess of the castle was going about my way merrily, When my black berry came to life informing me that i got mail. I tucked my baby in for the day making sure she is not going to beat me for a while and open the attachment What i saw would scare a baby out of the uterus... THAT FEATHERED DELIQUENT HAS PUT THAT RED HEADED WITCH ON TOP OF ME~ now we all know this can not be true since i am the PITCHER and she is the CATCHER so if that bird brain doesn't come clean in the next 30 minutes ill have to show you all the picture in which he spelt my name right... The innocent mother of ham
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(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings. Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven! Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.? Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here. Are you O.K.? Because heaven is a long fall from here. (As s/he is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? S/he: What? Me! Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel! Bond. James Bond. 41 40 (Lost. Get Lost.) Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. Did it hurt? S/he: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven? (lmao I have gotten this one more then once) Do you come here often? Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we're together. Excuse me, but I think I d
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One more week of hell and then I am free!!! Yay my summer break is almost here! I hate exams and the plethora of assignments at the end of the school year! Anyways, since all that will be over, I am putting my nerd hat back on and wanna have a week of a movie marathon:) Yep I am a dork like that!!! Any suggestions? I love movies and I own quite a few, old and new! But wanna see something that I haven't seen before. So, gimme your list of all time top 5 movies :) Weeeeeeeeeee to the dorks I love! I loved it I loved I loved I loved it I loved it!
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A Colorado man recently found what was originally thought to be a penis in a bottle of fruit juice. I understand that it turned out to be some sort of mold shaped like a danglything, but still... ewwwww. 15> Man-root Beer 14> Grape KneeLength 13> Orange Bush 12> Royal Crotch Cola 11> Red Balls 10> Ginger's Tail 9> Shaftsta 8> Toolaide 7> Dr. Pecker 6> Knee-Hi Cream Soda 5> Yoo-Hoo, Sailor! 4> Poke-a Cola 3> Mount 'n' Do Me 2> Mandarin Schlong Explosion Snapple and Topfive.com's Number 1 Name for Drinks Containing Genitalia... 1> 'Baterade
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I can be myself when I am with you. Your idea of romance is dim lights, soft music, and just the two of us. Because you make me feel like, like, like I have never felt before. I can tell you anything, and you won't be shocked. Your undying faith is what keeps the flame out of love alive You and me together, we can make magic. We're a perfect match. Thinking of you, fills me with a wonderful feeling. Your love gives me the feeling, that the best is still ahead. You never give up on me, and that's what keeps me going. You are simply irresistible I love you because you bring the best out of me. Your terrific sense of humor Every time I look at you, myheartmisses a beat You're the one who holds the key to my heart You always say what I need to hear (You are perfect). You have taught me the truemeaningoflove. Love is, what you mean to me - and you mean everything. You are my theme for adream. I have had the time of my life a

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