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The Drunk And The Cop
One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the officer stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
Laugh
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. W. H. Auden (1907 - 1973)
The Piss Test
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor." So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine sampl
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Zen Truths
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire. 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. 4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else. 6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all
This Is Where I Blog My Nasty Opinions..lol..j.
I'll Be There
I'LL BE THERE. WHEN KNOW ONE IS THERE FOR YOU. AND YOU THINK NO ONE CARES. AND THE WHOLE WORLD WALK OUT ON YOU . AND YOU THINK YOUR ALL ALONE. I'LL BE THERE. WHEN THE ONE YOU CARE ABOUT THE MOST COULD CARE LESS ABOUT YOU . WHEN THE ONE YOU GAVE YOUR HEART TO THOWS IT IN YOUR FACE. I'LL BE THERE. WHEN THE PERSON YOU TRUSTED BETRAYS YOU. WHEN THE PERSON YOU SHARE ALL YOUR MEMORIES WITH .CAN'T EVEN REMBER YOUR BIRTHDAY. I'LL BE THERE. WHEN YOUR HEART HURT SO BAD YOU CAN'T EVEN BREATHE. WHEN YOU JUST WANT TO CRAWL UP AND DIE . I'LL BE THERE. WHEN THE TEARS JUST FALL DOWN. SO YOU SEE UNTIL THE END . THIS I PROMISE . IF I CAN EVER MAKE IT. IF YOU EVER NEED ME I'LL BE THERE.
Here I Set
HERE I SET ALL ALONE. GET OLDER AS TIME GO ON. THINK LIFE A GAME. BUT IT REALY NOT. THE WORLD GO AROUND.AND NEAVER STOP . THE WORLD KEEP GOING NEW LIFE IS BORN. LIFE NOT EASY.LIFE IS HARD. IT WANT YOU MAKE OF IT. IT NOT A GAME NO MORE. SOME GET OLD AND WANT TO DIE. SOME GET OLDER AND WANT TO LEAD A HAPPY LIFE. SO WE ALL SET HERE, THINK HOW SHOULD IT BE. DOSE ANYONE KNOW. WHAT IT SHOULD BE.
Celebrity Lookalikes...
Wats Up
i figure i put a guestbook up cause ive seen everyone else has 1 but no one has sighned it yet so any of my friends or any 1 checkin out my page drop a line or 2 thanks guys
Water Falling
I have not sampled midnight from your parted lips, but dream of it - of feeling your soft curls brushing across me like lace curtains. You are the sound of water falling inside-out from the blue blue sky and I am drinking. I am forgetting me in the scent of you, seeing perfect light on your naked skin - we are talking in voiceless motions over the din of our separate yesterdays. © All rights reserved
Hugs & Many Kisses
Stuff
Yeah so umm ... I was suppose to go to a wedding yesterday, bought an outfit and everything, and well needless to say my ride never called me back so i was stuck home all day... no open bar for me... no portugese food for me... If i knew that was going to happen i could have atleast gone to work and got oT.. o well... So its sunday and nothing to do, no where to go...
Somewhere
Somewhere I have never travelled Gladly beyond any experience You eyes have their silence In your most frail gesture Are things which enclose me Or which I cannot touch Because they are too near Or if your wish be to close me I and my life will shut vey beautifully Suddenly As when the heart of this flower Imagines the snow Carefully Everywhere descending I dont know what it is about That closes and opens Only something in me understands The voice of your eyes is deeper than all roese Nobody Not even the rain Has such small hands (Beauty and the Beast)
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I Will Have A List Made Over Time
If there is anyone who knows of these type ppl...let me know.
Chance Encounters!
Chance Encounters! Come join in on the fun Tuesday starting at 9:00 p.m. CST. Door prizes to all how come and join our lounge! We're getting this lounge up and running again. Slowly, painfully, but steadily. Come join in for the fun. Mark those calendars now! Brought to you by: Yoda ~ CT Hubby for Calissta ~ Confederate Bombers of CT ~ Club F.A.R. ~ bbG Fan Train ~@ fubar Calissta ♥♥ DJ_Goddess ♥♥ Vampy Priestess ♥♥ Yoda's CT Wife@ fubar
When Dealing With My Man Don't Forget To Take Some Act Right...
David is sweet, sexy, sensual and first and foremost for real. You are welcomed to experience David's intelligence and share in his wisdom, but mind your manners and don't forget to take your act right before you do. You hurt him or fuck with his head in any way and you crossed a line that I toe everyday and you are Gone.
Our Profiles
Hi,I really wanna start this by saying that I despise the fact that I have too hit the ctrl key just in order to keep my browser from shutting down everytime I wanna click a friggin link. There I've said it... NOW; I've noticed a lot of people stating on and in their profiles that they can be a real Prick or a Bitch. Personally I do not need to know this information because I will not be pissing you off. It's just not my nature. I understand you saying it, but it's just really sad that we have too mention it at all, because that tells me, (in my personal opinion) that someone has wronged you. I've been wronged, screwed over, had my cheerios pissed in and all the other analogies you can bring too mind. I always like too move on if we can't mutually come to the decision to agree too disagree. LOL One more thing; If you're coming by someones page that they took their personal time too create just so they could have the abilities to make some really good friends, have a little enjoyman
Why Are You On My Friends List?
Hi everyone! I wanted to give a heads up and let you know that I am cleaning out my friends list. There are some people on there that I know I have never talked to before just added as friends, so I am assuming that it was a point thing and thats all. I will be working on it over the next few days. If you want to stay on my list you need to email me or leave a profile comment or something. Now the ones that I have talked to recently, you know who you are, you are not going anywhere! I promise! I love meeting and making new friends, but to me that means you need to communicate a little bit. Dont mean to be harsh, but when you have over 250 people on you list and you maybe talk to 10-15 of them....and thats it....something needs to change. hugs Carrie
John 10:23-20
24 The Jews therefore came round about him, and said unto him, How long dost thou hold us in suspense? If thou art the Christ, tell us plainly. 25 Jesus answered them, I told you, and ye believe not: the works that I do in my Father's name, these bear witness of me. 26 But ye believe not, because ye are not of my sheep. 27 My sheep hear my voice, and I know them, and they follow me: 28 and I give unto them eternal life; and they shall never perish, and no one shall snatch them out of my hand. 29 My Father, who hath given them unto me, is greater than all; and no one is able to snatch them out of the Father's hand. 30 I and the Father are one.
My Wish List.....
My birthday sucked so I am going to make a wish list of all the things I did NOT get.... a dvd of any good movies- any new music- a bitching samurai sword- sex- a hug- a butt rub- peace and quiet- a nap- my cats to shut the hell up for 10 minutes- a birthday card- shit, the only present I got was when I super sized my drink at mickey d's....... another year older and another year....not really wiser, I prefer pissed
What Do You Mean That's Not Our Car??
Tonight I went to Jeff's Bucket Shop with a couple of friends to see Innerbound. They totally rocked but that's not what this bulletin is about. I got a bug bite on my knee but that not what this bulletin is about either. Bessie and I went upstairs to leave, said our goodbyes, and went to unlock the car we borrowed from another friend. Bessie pointed out that our friend said the door was often hard to unlock, so we thought nothing of it when we tried to unlock the door for twenty minutes to no avail. Bessie's sister comes out and sent another five minutes trying to unlock the door. Finally she looks up and says, "It would help if you had the right car," at which point we came close to falling out laughing. Yes we are a bright bunch and no that was not our car!!! Believe it or not we were sober too!!!
Stay Close, Don't Go
By Secondhand Serenade I'm starring at the glass In front of me Is it half empty If I ruined all You've given me I know I've been selfish I know I've been foolish But look through that And you will see That I'll do better I know, baby I can do better If you leave me tonight I'll wake up alone Don't tell me I will make it on my own Don't leave me tonight This heart of stone Will sink 'til it dies If you leave me tonight Sometimes I stare at you While you are sleeping I listen to your breathing Amazed how I Somehow Managed to Sweep you off of your feet girl Your perfect little feet girl I took for granted What you do But I'll do better I know, baby I can do better If you leave me tonight I'll wake up alone Don't tell me I will make it on my own Don't leave me tonight This heart of stone Will sink 'til it dies If you leave me tonight Don't you know My heart is pumping hope It's putting out the
Wisdom
Two Wolves One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two "wolves" inside us all. One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego. The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith." WISDOM Two Wolves One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two "wolves" inside us all. One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego. The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith." The grandson
What Girls Dont Realise
I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
Things You Never Knew Your Cell Phone Could Do:
THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELL PHONE COULD DO: There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it: FIRST Subject: Emergency The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out. SECOND Subject: Have you locked your keys in the car? Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at
Prison Vs Work
Prison VS Work IN PRISON......you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell. AT WORK........you spend the majority of your time in an8X8 cubicle. IN PRISON.......you get three meals a day. AT WORK.........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it. IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior. IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK............you're often required to carry a security card and open all the doors yourself. IN PRISON.........you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK...........you get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON........you get your own toilet. AT WORK..........you share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat. IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK............you're not supposed to even speak to your family. IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxp
The Chioces Is Yours
You sitting there in the back seat of his car Hugging and kissing things went to far Your life is changed now forever more Your clothes don't fit anymore The choice that you make today Is one you will take to your grave To keep the child and raise it alone Hoping your parents let you move back home If you choose to give the child away This is your choice and you have the say If you choose to abort the child today You will have to live with it everyday So for all the girls out there I just want you to be aware Of the chances that you take Or if you will call it a mistake A decision now you must make Not only for the baby's sake As you look into your child's eyes You know what you feel deep down inside
Judging Books By The Cover
They say you should never Judge a book by its cover Yet, I wish I had judged you You′re the worst ever lover? You snore you stink Totally hopeless in bed As for breaking my heart I hope you end up dead
But A Nightmare
Life without you is not life but a nightmare A nightmare that eats my skin little by little A nightmare that pricks my soul until I feel no more Life is not life, without you
I Need Help
I need some help, I am going to OK the 22nd next month and I am trying to find a cheap ticket so I don't have to drive out there. It will be a waist of time driving. I am only going to be out there for 3 days and I don't want to spend 2 of them driving. Please help if you can! what should I do?
Oh Those Whacky GremlinsÖ
A friend of mine, in a private discussion, gave me a very very gentle reminder that I have a fully diagnosed mental illness / personality disorder. Itís no big deal, lots of people have Borderline Personality Disorder. There are treatment options available and Iím not any more or less ashamed of it than I was of my diabetes or would be of my high blood pressure now. If anything, this makes me less embarrassed about the state of my emotional flux. Not that Iím using the disorder as a crutch or anything. It just helps to have something a little more tangible than the vague or abstract Ďwhy do I feel this way when I donít want to?í BPD is famous for making romantic and other interpersonal relationships itís bloody battlefield. And, given the amount of stress Iím under in my living/working situation it makes perfect sense that I would be cracking this badly. Fortunately even crazy people have their moments of lucidity. This is one of them for me. So, just a quick shout
Help Plz...more Points Needed
hey all....i need more points to level up...reached my photo limit n still got quite a few to post... help me level up plz guys
Jesus Gave New Commandat Read >
Jesus said this is My commandant : That you love one another as I have loved you, that you also love one another. Amen!!!!!Praese our Lord jesus christ ..Amen!!!!! Amen!!!!!
Basic Candle Magick
One of the simplest of magical arts which comes under the heading of natural magic is candle burning. It is simple because it employs little ritual and few ceremonial artifacts. The theatrical props of candle magic can be purchased at any department store and its rituals can be practiced in any sitting room or bedroom. Most of us have performed our first act of candle magic by the time we are two years old. Blowing out the tiny candles on our first birthday cake and making a wish is pure magic. This childhood custom is based on the three magical principals of concentration, will power and visualization. In simple terms, the child who wants his wish to come true has to concentrate (blow out the candles), visualize the end result (make a wish) and hope that it will come true( will power). The size and shape of the candles you use is unimportant, although highly decorative, extra large, or unusually shaped candles will not be suitable as these may create distractions when the magi
I Truely Know My God Blesses Me : And He Loves Me Too:
If I could count thy blessings wow ; there are so many in my life to count ; yet I know all were given to me as gifts and i love them so much and treasure all my blessengs ;there my friends .. cause their given from my Lord . Thank you O Lord ;'I do sing praises to you always , Your my salvation and love; you shine down on me from above ; each day a have light and all; from you in this big big world . Ahhh ; but your here for me I need not ever worry , hugs all have a great week and take time to Thank our Lord for all he does for you in your life . May you reach out touch someone today in love and give a true word of God to them in Hope and love. Amen .. hugs diana
Now Days, 80% Of Women Are Against Marriage,
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. >Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? >Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a >little sausage. > >Men are like.... > >1. Men are like ..Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you. > >2. Men are like.Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are. > >3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change >them. > >4. Men are like ....Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. > >5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars . Sweet, smooth, & they usually head >right for your hips. > >6. Men are like ....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say. > >7. Men are like Department >Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off! > >8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to >mature. > >9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign o
Chinese Good Luck Symbols: The Power Of Chinese Dragons
Chinese dragons are believed to be the most powerful and important symbol in feng shui and Chinese folklore. It is the symbol of protection and success. It is regarded as the Supreme Being among all creatures temples and shrines have been built to honor them. There are nine dragons , the earth dragon, the wind dragon, sea dragon, water dragon, sky dragon, fire dragon, golden dragon, mountain dragon and heavenly dragon. Chinese Dragons control the rain, rivers, lakes, and seas. Being the divine mythical animal, the Dragon can ward off wandering evil spirits, protect the innocent and bestow safety to all. Dragon is traditionally associated with East direction and it is believed that Placing image of dragon on the East side of home or office will protect from negative energy and will bring great fortune. Chinese Dragon & Phoenix -- For Happy Marriage Chinese dragon and phoenix are the perfect couple which symbolizes Yang (dragon )and Yin (phoenix ) in feng shui. Ph
Love Is A Rose
Love is a rose Love is a rose, so tender and true. But nobody knows, of my love for you. I hold it all inside, so one day you will see. All the love I hide, deep inside of me.
Butterfly
Akamaru And Kiba- Bring Me To Life
Anus Joke
When a Man put his rod in his woman Anus, he pump soft and easy without even hard, But few moment later He couldn't get it out and his woman said " what wrong hon " He said " I am stuck inside your anus " His woman said " oh didn't u notice that I fart? " He said " WTF, Now I gotta go to hospital and get it cut off " His woman said " OMG, Why? " He said " Bec I been through this before, Fart made my Rod thicker and it get stuck inside for longer time until I have it out. But my rod never comes out so I have plastic surgery for it." His woman said " Oh that dont matter, I will always push it out. "
A Really Different Look At Wizard Of Oz....or Should I Say Hood? :d
One time, the ICP with this shit For you and your boys to say "fuck yeah" to Yo, G, kick some of that shit about the wizard and all that Drop a psycho beat and go on and rap, bald-headed fuck Aw shit, homeboy, you should of seen me I was flipped at the party drinking a fifth of MD Straight passed-out on his mother's bed With seven cans of brew going through my head Dreaming, I was sipping on Faygo With my dope posse, hear comes a tornado Huh, I can't run no where Cause the whole damn house was spinning through the air (damn!) And don't laugh just yet And it bland my motherfucking eyes bet And here comes a three and a half foot pimp With a blue zoo suit and a mack daddy limp Yo, I gotta grip on my weapon Cuz this midget motherfucker and his boys are stepping "Oh my, look at the witch You crushed and killed that wicked old bitch" And they saying that I'm doomed Cuz I killed some ho that rides on a broom Fuck this, I'm going back to where I stay And I walking down
Mother's Hand
Mother's hands took us to school Mother's hands in the morning Mother's hands rain, protecting us Mother's hands act as awning Mother's hands would hold our face Mother's hands held the tears Mother's hands brail our face Mother's hands read our fears Mother's hands held compassion Mother's hands would bake Mother's hands give us her ration Mother's hands give not take Mother's hands lined by caring Mother's hands not smooth Mother's hands map understanding Mother's hands every groove
Something To Think About...
(Read this slowly) Jack took a long look at his speedometer before slowing down:73 in a 55 zone.Fourth time in as many months. How could a guy get caught so often? When his car had slowed to 10 miles an hour, jack pulled over, but only partially. Let the cop worry about potential hazard. Maybe some other car will tweak his backside with a mirror. The cop was stepping out of his car, the big pad in hand. Bob? Bob from Church? Jack sunk farther into his trench coat. This was worse than the coming ticket. A cop catching a guy from his own church. A guy who happened to be a little eager to get home after a long day at the office. A guy he was about to play golf with tomorrow. Jumping out of the car, he approached a man he saw every Sunday, a man he'd never seen in uniform. "Hi, Bob. Fancy meeting you like this" Hello, Jack." No smile. "Guess you caught me red-handed in a rush to see my wife and kids." "Yeah, I guess." Bob seemed uncer
What Life Is Worth
You know what scares me? The President's enfluence on the direction of this country doesn't scare me. The fact that racism still exists doesn't scare me. The idea of society making up my mind for me doesn't scare me. What does scare me is the idea of my future child walking up to me and asking "What did I do in the midst of all the doubt? What did I do to rise above it all, achieve my dreams, and life to the fullest?" I fear that I will not be able to answer that question. In this world, there is all kinds of influence, and a lot of it exists only to stop you from focusing on making life a little better for yourself. It seems to be neverending. You may not be able to get that job that you feel you deserve. You may not get that raise that you've worked for all year. School may be get a little too tough for you. Life may be catching up with you. To think, it used to be so simple and we used to have so much hope and confidence. Well, I'm here to say that it's not too late. You cou
An Interesting ConversationÖ
I donít even remember all the aspects of it, but I do remember communicating that Iím feeling a little confused on which social situations Iím allowed to be the girlfriend in, and which Iím not. I can tell heís getting a little fed up with my issues. Perfectly normal under the circumstances. Heís got a lot on his mind too and dealing with a girlfriend who is on Meltdown Alert a vast majority of the time is not reducing his stress level any. Itís increasing it. But he was good to me. He stayed calm. He stayed gentle. He told me that if weíre ever in a social situation where itís not ok, he will let me know long before the fact. Though not clarified in so many words, the unspoken portion of this is that Iím always the girlfriend and itís always OK. Is it weird that such little things can settle my nerves so well?
Fubar And The Days Excitment.
So I was at this music store that sells records, and by that I mean 45's and the like and this guy was talking to his friend about this chick he started talking to from Fubar. Me being the nosey little mouse that I am was like wtf is Fubar. Well now I know. My what a place. There is a lot going on. All types of sounds and people saying hello. It's really nice. I just feel bad sometimes. I don't want people to think I'm mean because I don't write back. *scratches head* I've leveled pretty fast which means according to the bible means I can do more. Maybe thats tomorrow's goal. I like the place. Just wonder what a blast is? Also I got a kitten today. Went to the store for a collar. Maybe put the pictures up tomorrow. Like any one wants to see my new kitten. I'm such a girl sometimes. Also I can't spell, so if that bugs you. I'm really sorry. :)
Poem Circa 2004
Naked, floating in the pristine illusion of darkness. Fluid perfection invading my pores. I am alone in this soundless prison, my only view of your world distored by a thick glass barrier. You peer in from time to time, thinking of how beautiful I have become. When the light is right, I can just barely make out the features of your face. How handsome you are! I wish that you would reach in and stroke me, show me you care, but I know this is a stolen moment. You will soon be gone, the light will disappear, and I will be immersed in darkness once again. I have spent long hours planning my escape. I know I can reach the end of the glass, but I don't know what comes after. I know nothing of your domain. I fear the shock, but know I will be alright once my stature adapts to the biting breeze. I reach upwards and grasp the edge of my cyllindrical home. Slowly ascending into the morning sunlight. I perch atop this small glass, crouched small, adjusting to the atmospheric changes. I
Could This Be Crazy?
The love I feel Real or just a wishful thought, I cannot tell. But the thought of a moment, A moment where we can Make love all though the night- Is an anticipation that is maddening To my longing for you. Youíve put in me a longing So fierce thatÖ. In time has become a desire very overwhelming. So overwhelming That I contemplate whether Or not to be worried of. To want someone as badly (much) As I want you! Could this be crazy?
Crazy In Love
Love makes us do crazy things loves makes the mind go insane will he call? where's he at? Is he thinking of me? What time will he be back? I know how you feel I know what love does Iíve been in your position crazy in love what should I do? What should I say? Think twice girl it's just the first date! When is the right time? How should I go about it? Will he really stick around be around when I frown? He doesn't know what we go through sitting around looking so blue we think about his every moves but he doesn't care as long as he sees b*obs were so crazy in love we don't even know it so crazy for him girl just don't show it!
28 August 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Tuesday, August 28: The lost love that you like to think of as your great tragedy will prove to be a belly clenching comedy when you see them driving a beat up Cutlass Supreme with their brood of jug-eared children.
Look Closely
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Thank You O Lord ; For The Devil Did Not Discourage Me This Morning> Ty Ty
in caes you all are wondering , I was in the middle of the Prayer for this morning and microsot internet encounetred a problem; needeD to shout down ;and I thought My Prayer to Our Lord This mornong for all you and our Land was lost; God ; Thank you ;My Lord It wasnt and I had faith and priyed it to be here; awesome and it is; Thank you O Lord Even for small things O Lord ;thank you A,men!!You are here with me I know you are !! Amen!!! Praise my Lord Amen!!!
Loss
Yesterday morning, my cousin died in his sleep. His heart gave out from all the drugs he was doing. The same rock that he chose over a family that was willing to help him and love him. The same rock that turned him into an angry man who blamed everyone else for his own problems. Like he was Mr. Perfect and we were all out to get him. For years I sat back and watched him turn his back on EVERYONE who tried to help him. The last time I ever saw him, he was laying in the hospital almost dead from pneumonia. I looked right into his eyes and told him 'now that you're not high, maybe now you will realize how bad you hurt everybody, and just how much this family loved you'. And I walked away. That was the last time I ever saw him. I doubt my words ever sank into his head, but at least I said my piece. Rest In Peace, Brady. Too bad you were blinded by the demon known as Coke. You chose your path, walked it, and found your so-called "rainbow" at the end that you were looking for. I hope it w
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RAIN RAIN RAIN!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IN THE HELL.
Bananas
Bananas are better than Men because... You don't mind swallowing a banana. Bananas are always stiff. Bananas don't know how to fart. A bananas only purpose is to satisfy you. No one cares if you have two bananas in bed with you at the same time. Another woman will never try to steal your banana. Bananas can last the whole night through. Even the smallest bananas are at least eight inches long.
Tinkerbell
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Newset Update On The Van
well anyway van still hasnt been found ins is going to pay off the depreciated value so we will be responible for roughly 3g of whats left over !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Onion Rings A La Cock Of The Walk
Makes: 1 servings Prep Time: 25 minutes Cook Time: 10 minutes Ready In: 35 minutes Many Cajuns grew up eating this appetizer at the Cock of the Walk Restautant on Johnston Street in Lafayette before it burned down. The restaurant seemed almost famous for this dish. Many times, the resturant's parking lot would become flooded after heavy rains and once, a Kaplan man stepped out of his car and fell immediately under water! He realized a moment too late that he had walked right into a ditch. This is a popular recipe request; we therefore have included the recipe on this website. Posted to TNT - Prodigy's Recipe Exchange Newsletter by (ANGI L RAYCHER) on Mar 20, 1997 Ingredients 2 cups cider vinegar 1/2 cup sugar 4 tsp salt 1/2 tsp garlic salt 1/4 tsp white pepper 4 cups sweet onions Directions Combine all ingredients except onions in large saucepan. Bring to boil. Drop in onion slices and turn heat off. Let cool, then refrigerate.
New Orleans Style Hot Sausage Patties
Makes: 4 servings Prep Time: 30 minutes Cook Time: 15 minutes Ready In: 45 minutes This is my take on New Orleans "Hot Sausage". I came up with this recipe a little less that 2 years ago. I've been in Wisconsin and when you want hot sausage, ya gotta have it... Ingredients 1 pound ground beef or pork 3 tbsp Paprika 1 1/2 tbsp Tony Chachere's seasoning 1/2 tsp chili powder 2 tbsp cayenne pepper 1 tsp crushed peppers 1 tbsp each - garlic powder and onion powder 1/3 cup cooking oil Directions For more "heat" add more crushed peppers and cayenne pepper). Combine all ingredients in a bowl and mix by hand until everything is well mixed together. Form into "hamburger" patties and fry, as you would fry a hamburger. This maybe served on hamburger buns, white bread, but its best served on French bread dressed with mayo, lettuce, tomatoes, and ketchup. Patties may be frozen, recipe makes 4 patties.
Angel Pineapple Surprise
Makes: 8 servings Prep Time: not available Cook Time: not available Ready In: not available Berries one of the Cajunís most well liked fruits have origins in both Europe and here in the United States. The Native Americans were the first to incorporate berries into their diets and lifestyle. Berries signify summer and rightfully so, as the warmer months are the peak harvest for these fruits. Berries have traditionally included blueberries, strawberries, raspberries, and blackberries. Many berries are suitable to eat raw and most types vary from 50 to 100 calories per serving if eaten raw. Berries are brimming with vitamin C, potassium, and fiber. Source: http://www.foodreference.com/html/artberries.html Ingredients 1 package 4 oz Jello Vanilla Flavor instant pudding & pie filling 1 can (20ounce) crushed pineapple with juice 1 cup Cool Whip 1 package 10ounce) prepared round angel food cake seasonal berries Directions Mix dry pudding mix with pineapple with juice in
Dedication
baby (DJ PINK FROST) i want to world to know this bout so i wrote u something My heart is urs for taking I cant give it back U stole it the day i met (jan 05) I never looked back Thought i was tripping When i felt these strong emotions For that first yr was hard to open em Now its like Walmart open 24/7 365 days a yr It scares me at times To know that u have the key to my heart and soul Being with u makes me feel completely whole I love u more than u will ever know And i want the whole world see and show That i have a rare woman that walks this earth That i would die for without a hesitation I love her like i love jesus himself I put her before me and no one else She is my queen and everything To lose her is like losing a child at birth She change my way of thinking and my life Because of that im in debt for life She is my first love i have experienced She is my first,only, & last i promise that I wanna grow old with her to my dying breath And have 2 m
Ha Ha Ha....
Why Can't I Own a Canadian? October 2002 Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a east coast resident, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative: Dear Dr. Laura: Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them: When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates
New State Slogans
New State Slogans Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing California: By 30 Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda. Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedies Don't Own It Yet. Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money) Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S" Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Touri
Have A Beer
Have a beer! I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. --Frank Sinatra The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. --William Butler Yeats An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. --Ernest Hemingway Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. --Ernest Hemingway Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. -Catherine Zandonella Non-Drinker: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. --Ambrose Bierce Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol. --Anonymous Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly gives me pleasure, hooking up with fat hairy girls. --Timothy Walsh A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. --Anonymous What contemptible s
Condoms
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned
Proverbs
A first grade school teacher in Virginia had > twenty-five students in her class. She presented > each child in her classroom the first half of a well > known proverb and asked them to come up with the > remainder of the proverb. > > It's hard to believe these were actually done > by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. > While reading, keep in mind that these are first > graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a > classic! > > 1. Don't change horses...........................until they stop running. > > 2. Strike while the.................................bug is close. > > 3. It's always darkest before...................Daylight Saving Time. > > 4. Never underestimate the power of ......termites. > > 5. You can lead a horse to water but ..... how? > > 6. Don't bite the hand that ......................looks dirty. > > 7. No news is........................................impossible. > > 8. A miss is as good as a .................... Mr. >
Dam *********** Stalkers
dam *********** stalkers get the *********** off here do you know why no hot ones come here it's because of the ********** stalkers
Our Trip To Charleston
Hello all my friends.We had a great time on our trip,it was a blast.We got into Charleston around 5pm sunday and ending up getting a hotel in Mt. Pleasant where hotels werent $100+ dollars,even though I bet they were nice and all,I didnt want to blow half our money on a hotel, when we got a nice hotel for a decent price.Time we found a good hotel and grabbed a bite to eat it was getting to dark to do alot of sightseeing that night,we did find some nice graveyards though and decided to take pics on monday.Did some sightseeing of downtown charelston though that night.Monday came and I only got like 5hours of sleep but I was to excited to worry about being tired lol.So we left the hotel about 10am and then decided to go check out the Boone Hall Plantation,it was beautiful, got some pictures of that and then grabbed some lunch, also went around to a few graveyards and took some pics there as well.The only thing that was annoying about Charleston that you had to pay for almost every parking
It's My Life..isnt It?
ok, i am getting really pissed at people trying to tell me how i need to live my life, who i need to be with and how! i have been i 4 serious relationships and all of them have ended shitty. i am terrified ( i guess) of getting hurt again. (both physically and emotionally) I start seeing someone and we get along for a while, then i start feeling like they are wanting to make it a serious, permanant relationship and i back off. stop seeing them. am being told that i am acting stupid and childish. but would anyone feel safe committing to someone after 1. you catch your husband with your best friend? 2. your second husband mistreats your daughter? 3. catch your fiance living with another woman. 4. and then get beaten so bad by another man that you cannot even remember who you daughter is when she comes to see you in the hosp? i cant! i havent even let my daughter meet 2 or 3 of the guys i have seen because of my untrusting self. My Mom cannot unde
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Today's Quote I am a little pencil in the hand of a writing God who is sending a love letter to the world. -Mother Teresa
Hulk Hogan Vs. Randy "macho Man" Savage
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Helping Out People With Understanding The Way Of Life
there are some really sappy fucks on this fubar...i cant write mumm's anymore because of a simple mumms i wrote, about how some people have been married for so long..that they are lucky to have sex once a year.. and the question was....if you are the person in this problem...and your (other) won't let you get your grove on. should they be shocked, when they find out you are cheating on them.. the funny thing to me is........ most of the time, they will be shocked and say something like..."i cant bealeve (he or she) cheated on me" and i say "what do you expect" when you start dating some one, that is all that mattered (sex) think about it...most people start dating and have sex about 4 or 5 times a day. then these poor saps...end up getting it once a year after being married for over a year. 9 times out of 10..only for there bitrthday (once a year) and will get rejected if they try to get lucky any other day of the year. HOW IN THE WORLD...CAN YOU BE SHOCKED!!!!
Lifes Hurt
I have read that if flies are placed in a jar with air holes in the lid, they will fly around frantically, banging into the lid, desperately trying to escape from their prison. If left there long enough, eventually they will stop hitting the lid. Later, if the lid is removed, they won't even try to escape. Somehow they have been conditioned "to feel and believe" that there is no escape. They just keep circling in the cramped jar. Many people are like this. Somewhere in their past, through a frightening and traumatic experience, such as being raped, sexually, physically, or emotionally abused or rejected as a child, they have been conditioned to believe at an unconscious level that they, too, are trapped and that there is no way out of their dilemma. And they end up going in circles with their life and/or relationships.
I'm Commin Home!!!
We'll for those who don't know I'm commin home today. This past Thursday I was injured in Iraq. The lead truck (The one i was in) hit an IED and the whole front of the Hum v was blown off. From what My Srgt.s say everyone who was in the truck is lucky to be alive. One of the guys who was with me got hit in the head and now has some memory loss, the other two has some cuts and burns and they returned back to work a few days later. As for me I have a broken leg, broken elbow, a burnt hand, some laserations, a cut on my eye, and a wound on my hand. Please keep me and my family in your prayers. Thank you and take care. Matt
Into The Darkness I Scream
Alone I sit Into the darkness I scream Skin crawling clawing at the pain Shadows around me taking over my soul Into the darkness I scream Cowering from the memories Running from the haunting visions Blow after blow I took Not even a whimper Passed my lips Into the Darkness I scream Pushing past the enveloping pain Pulling myself up and away I take my pain Transforming it into motivation Taking my life And Inverting it into something new Into the Darkness I scream Erasing my past I push toward the Future One without the haunting memories That plague my dreams at night
Buckethead
Genius? I think so Underrated? VERY! Hes so talented,and Im sick of ppl bashing him,especially in my presence. Id like to see ppl do half of what he does....THEY COULDNT!! SO FUCK OFF!!! Thats all.
A Lifetime Of Planning Pays Off
A Lifetime of Planning Pays Off in the Air Force food service school and became such an accomplished cook he was promoted to the officers' dining hall. When he left the Air Force, he worked for four years in several restaurants, including one in the famed Waldorf Astoria Hotel in New York. Lee longed to start his own restaurant but felt he lacked the business skills to be successful. He signed up for business school and took classes at night while he applied and was hired to be a police officer. For fifteen years he worked full-time as a police officer. In his off-hours, he worked part-time as a carpenter and continued to attend business school. "I saved every penny I earned as a police officer," he recalled. "For ten years, I didn't spend one dime - there were no movies, no vacations, no trips to the ballpark. There were only work and study and my lifelong dream of owning my own business." By 1971, Lee had saved $42,000, and it was time for him to make his vision a reality.
Grammar!
Maybe I am being a little picky here but I wanted everyone to know there is a facility for spell check while writing your posts. That brings me to another point. Homonyms! To, Too, and Two are three different words! Your, Yore, and You're are different based on the statement they come before! Come on ladies! Don't try and act prim and proper only to mess these up. I know it seems as if I am picking on the ladies here and that would be correct because I don't read male profiles. :)
First Time I Met You
First time I met you I knew that I wanted you I got you and yes we fuss and fight but that never changed my love for you and we grew so much in love it was so hard to keep it inside but the day you wanted to end it by saying you dont want me no more after a year and five months I didnt understand it and now a year and five months still don't understand.
Am I Stupid
Love of my life Well I donít know where I come from or do I care but I know I have two loving parents. I had a decent life, just didnít know what I wanted until I met this woman and she was the best thing in my life. I guess I was dumb when we first talk To start with, I was married but I was trying to take care of it myself but I didnít tell her about it. When she back me in the corner, I told her about that and all my skeletons. Then a month later I had friend and an ex-wife send me some dirty pictures that I had no knowledge of. So I told her that I wasnít going to get on the computer after that. Then I started a yahoo and my space account to see picture of my son that I never seen before from the last marriage. That made her mad. So I close all of them too. So for 10 to 12 months, I didnít do anything wrong, far as I know of, and try do to what she wanted. I was happy and I thought she was too. I really tried to do the right thing and one day I lied about what time I got
One Thousand Names
In the next moment undone by velvet and the silent miracle of your lips against mine, I will call out one thousand names for love, for God, sunrises the color of each single note of this scale. It is starlight formed in the sigh arisen between us. Oh, you have captured me with your unbroken gaze into the darkness of my former solitude - I am surrendering to this molecule we form. We have come together, now, all things raveled into soft cloth and milkweed as the morning slips into the garden and the swallows come to dance. © All rights reserved
I Stopped Touching Tha Butt
wat up..i finally bit the cravings and stopped touching the butt..cigarette butts...its been 4 days..of will power...i hope i feel beeter at the end of the road...u know its hard when their in ur face and all u can think of is ...how bad i dont need it..im trying to get as close to the day before i ever touched a cig or a drug or alcohol...i want all my freedom and soon i will have it..my body doesnt like the fact that i quit pills...alcohol..pot...cigarettes...but hey i would like to live as long as i can i dont need my health to b in jeopardy anymore...much love to all u that read this....wish me luck...ttyl
Living Is Easy
Living life is easy when you have a great family and a bunch of rowdy friends. I live my life to the fullest and hope to have a wild ride. Live life there ain't no tommorow. Talk to you all soon...... Tim
Quit Smoking Update :-)
Haven't had a cigarette since 11:20am yesterday. It's 3:04am 8/30/07. I've definitely had cravings. Purely psychological since I'm using Snus... No spitting required. This is the "Frost" version. It's great! It smells and tastes just like spearmint! Wonderful!! No gross taste at all! As the afternoon wore on the cravings for a cig waned. Occasionally I'd get up without thinking and slip my birks on and then it'd hit me. "What am I doing??" LOL I don't smoke anymore. It is a bit weird. Adjusting to not smoking. Already I'm breathing better. Haven't had any asthma today. It's wonderful! I used to deal with asthma almost 80% of the day/night. I always had it at night. No exceptions. Nope. Not tonight! Amazing what 16 hours without a cigarette can do!! I am proud of myself. Yes I am fighting only a small portion of the battle right now. But to me, it feels like a HUGE portion. I think it's the biggest portion of the problem. My psyche. That addiction I believe is my biggest
So Estatic!
So I have set up a photo shoot with a photographer for the 15th of September to model and get a start on my portfolio. Wardrobe and what not is still being discussed, and hair and make-up, well I've got to figure something out for that. I'm really nervous and excited at the same time because I don't know what i'm doing and it is a bit unnerving. On the other hand this could possibly pose to be a GOOD thing! Plus it's getting me into that whole photographer/model clique so that I can learn how the industry works. I'll get my foot in there somehow even if I have to do the modeling first to see how this goes. I think the few people that inspired me really have me a bit intimidated, but they are awesome, and they have the beauty and skill for it. I hope that maybe someday I might be able to have that experience and the knack for it. I always wanted to try modeling, but was always intimidated, especially due to my small stature and me thinking that no one would ever want to phot
Graphic Novel
My friend has a graphic novel coming out soon, and I'd like to take the time to promote it. I'd explain it better, but I'm tired and can't think straight at the moment. I will tell you this though. It's a kick ass novel, and seeing it come together with reletively no hitches is great. It's looking far better than I though it was going to be. Here's the link to his site. www.lilguyproductions.com It has the first 2 pages of the novel on there and it explains what its about. We also have a page on myspace him and I set up promoting other aspiring writers and artists' work by posting their banners on our page to get their work out there to to let people know about it. It's pretty cool. Oh yeah and fans of this genre are welcome to, obviously. Here's the link to that site as well. myspace.com/mygraphicnovelists Check it out
Diffent From All My Others
i have been sitting here a little down today and was thinking if you have known me for years you know what the next 7 or so days are going to do to me if this id the frist time you have went thought this with me i am asking you to bare with me its hard on me to. most all of us have had some one come in to are life that has changed us in some way a friend teacher grandparent and other on sept 4th 1996 some one came in to my life for just a short time that changed my life in a big way she was so small she was only in my life for 45 mins you may ask how can some one that has olny been in your life for such a short time change so much about you well i guess she was in my life for a little longer then that in truth she was in my life for 4 days her name was helen lousie lalone yes thats my last name she was my frist baby i found out i was haven her the 1st sept 1996 i was 5 months along by then and on the 4th i had her she was 18 inch long and less then 2 pounds. she lived
8/30/07
Your home life could be everything you had hoped for today -- or it could be everything you want to avoid. The good news is that if you're unhappy, it won't last long -- you'll lighten up in just a couple of days. Those that are close to me know that the past few days have been a roller coaster. Thankfully that is getting better and I am actually smiling this morning. Home life...yep I avoid that one all the time with the two monkeys fighting! Haha gotta love them though!
So Far Away
This is my life Its not what it was before All these feelings Iíve shared And these are my dreams That Iíd never lived before Somebody shake me Cause I, I must be sleeping Now that we're here, It's so far away All the struggle we thought was in vain All the mistakes, One life contained They all finally start to go away Now that we're here its so far away And I feel like I can face the day I can forgive and Iím not ashamed to be the person that I am today These are my words That Iíve never said before I think Iím doing ok And this is the smile That Iíve never shown before Somebody shake me Cause I, I must be sleeping I'm so afraid of waking Please don't shake me Afraid of waking Please don't shake me
Court
Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteen. Q: What year? A: Every year. --------------------------------------------------- Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. --------------------------------------------------- Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten? --------------------------------------------------- Q: How old is your son, the one living with you? A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years. --------------------------------------------------- Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cat
Vanities Of Life
Life is full of good things of which we all know Life is like a miracle when you are on the good side of it Life is worth staying till eternity People misunderstand the concepts of life People misunderstand the basic principles of life Riches are now their major concern Popularity has now become a contest Due to fame, people are now worshipped as idols Insanity takes over the day The ability to think straight no more exist Why? I ask myself these questions day and night People never know realize that everything that has a begining, also has an end People rule over the helpless with Iron Fist, thinking that it all ends here The poor and the rich all have different lives to live, of which i believe But they also have the same end to reach That is to say they will all meet at one point at the end of time I have reasoned all these and came in conclusion that all the components of life are all...............................................
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I'm Back
Hey everyone, finally back from that way to long mission.
Tonight
I would give up everything just to hold you. A moment to be in your life. I feel so hopeless knowing, knowing that I won't get to see you tonight. You could not possible imagine how much I am missing you right now. Even when where apart, It's like I feel your heart beating some how. Know your in my heart and forever with in my dreams. Your smile cuts me to my soul, though I would not let you go for anything. When I look into your eyes, its as though you look into my souls very depths. I have never before known someone to so easily steal my breathe. To me you are like the most amazing, most un-obtainable high. Your prescence is like an antidote, one to give me life. What I would not give to hold you in my arms tonight. Oh how hopeless my heart feels knowing I will not be with you on this night.
Work
should i have one or two
Thinking
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Older Woman
why don't older woman like talking to 24 year ?????????????????
Yay
So tomorrow is my last day at school. GRADUATION TIME!!!!!!!!!!! :D I'm hella excited! Can't wait to get it over with!!!!!!!!!!!!
Superhero
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Da Da
Well I got to here the words I wanted come out of my 8 month old son. Da Da he was calling me This morning. He wanted me. I'm so exited his first words were Da Da I could not be proder
Life Is Too Precious
The emotions you experience when you have Cancer are intense... You can go from Blissfully happy to horribly sad in a matter of minutes. But as long as you try to stay positive through out regardless of what else is going on you always appreciate things so much more. There are days when I just sit and observe the things that go on around me. I watch the wind blow through the trees, listen to birds and crickets more intently, enjoy the smiles and giggles from my kids. I give serious repsect to others feelings, and especially my kids who have such an undetermined future ahead of them. But then again don't we all. A year ago I was going to live to be in my 90's rocking in a chair wih my husband drinking lemonade and waving to the kids adn grandkids adn greatgrandkids as they pulled up preparing for the holidays, with a kiss on the cheek from all my family and the littlest grandchild sitting in my lap with her precious little hand on my face. Now I go day by day, because lif
A$$icons?! Lol
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where: :D means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by Well, how about some "ASSICONS?" Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_*_) a sore ass {_!_} a swishy ass (_o_) an ass that's been around (_x_) kiss my ass (_X_) leave my ass alone (_zzz_) a tired ass (_E=mc2_) a smart ass (_$_) Money com ing out of his ass (_?_) Dumb Ass You have just been e-mooned! Send this to 5 people within the next hour and you will be blessed with people laughing at your comment!
Chump Change
Here's a video from one of our oldest and best local blues bands. Big Babe Martin on guitar and he is awesome. I did Blues Radio for 14 years and saw a lot of bluesmen over the years and he is one of the best. He used to get up on stage with Albert Collins and those 2 would rock the house. Awesome stuff I hope you enjoy it.
How Weird My Horoscope Is Actually Right Today.
You've got to try something that's just a wee bit out there -- even for you! Though you never tire of being on the cutting edge, occasionally you do find that your friends and family get a little lost.
Today Is The Day For Closure.
Today is the day for closure. On March 3, 2006 my daughters grandmother was gunned down and killed while she was working. I will never forget going to the hospital and my daughter, Fallon ,5 at the time, ran up to me and said "My nana is dead". From that point on life stood still while we were all left to pick up the pieces and try to understand why this happened. Our lives have never been the same and never will be. We have cried, fought and not been able to come together as a family. Our hearts have been tormented from the loss and confusion. They caught the 2 people a year later and a year later we were in and out of court, having to listen to a "defense" to why they should be found innocent. One was sentenced today to life in prison without parole plus 30 years. It will never bring her back but justice has been done. You always see things like this on tv and until it happens to you, you can't imagine what it is like. I feel sorry for the person who took her life. I hated him, I
Bulletin From Myspace .... Oh So True ....
" Bitch i'm from Ohio"!!!! Body: Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from OHIO came back and put them on their asses at the bottom. just read all of it! lol CALIFORNIA: - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang. - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often - I know what real cheese & avocados taste like -Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal -We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down. -I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's! -All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is - I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear - I know 65 mph really means 100 - When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high
Friday, August 31, 2007
I once again got to talk with my girl DEB, we've decided to make it fer every Friday which is awesome because I love talking with her... She is such a good friend to me, anyways I hope YOU ALL have a wonderful day/evening!
Why I Am No Longer A Pharmacy Technician.
I was a retail pharmacy technician for two years, certified by the state of NJ for two years, as well. The whole time I'd have to listen to retoric about how "we're all one big happy family" and "smile for the customers!". I'm busting my ass for about a dollar above minimum wage, doing a job that if I don't do correctly has the potential to kill someone, all for some white corporate male in an office I've never even seen can get his bonus???? That's why I quit. Even though I was one of the best techs they've ever seen, when it came to dealing with the customers. EVERYONE liked me. You know how hard that is to do when you work in a pharmacy?? All you do all day is deal with bitchy sick people!! And don't even get me started on health insurance companies. I am SO glad I decided never to become a pharmacist, because the whole entire pharmaceutical industry, as well as US health insurance companies, make me want to retch.
Happiness
There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved. - George Sand -
Broken
I wanted you to know I love the way you laugh I wanna hold you high and steal your pain away I keep your photograph, I know it serves me well I wanna hold you high and steal your pain 'Cause I'm broken when I'm open And I don't feel like I am strong enough 'Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome And I don't feel right when you're gone away The worst is over now and we can breathe again I wanna hold you high, you steal my pain away There's so much left to learn, and no one left to fight I wanna hold you high and steal your pain [x2] 'Cause I'm broken when I'm open And I don't feel like I am strong enough 'Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Wolf's Blessing
Wolf Blessing May Wolf ever walk beside you and grant you rest in his shadow. May his paws ever guide your paths and your howls be heard by all. ~WindWolf
After Sex....
After sex: Hooker asks: "Well sweetheart, did you get your money's worth?" Mistress asks; "Darling, did you enjoy that as much as I did?" Wife exclaims; " Beige,....Beige,....I think I'll paint the ceiling Beige."
My Birthday
2 weeks until my birthday, hope all my friends and family out there remember me.
Birthday
Hey all this is to my new friends on my page ... Tuesday the 4th is my 36th birthday you can send me birthday comments Okay Thanks .
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Showtime..........
The theater was packed. I was running a few minutes late, so I was nervious about getting a good seat; I'd been waiting for this movie forever. Had to see it opening night. The film...... HALLOWEEN!! The room was darkened, lit only by the preview on the screen. I found my fav seat, got comfertable and waited for the magic to comsume. After a few mindless trailers..... SAW 4?? WTF?? Not 5 minutes into the film; I hear it behind me. The sound of someones cell. Not even thinking twice I hear him.... " Yo what up?? Shit naw, I be all fucked up. Trying to watch some dumb ass movie......FUck yeah.... sucked it all night... Yeah.... Playa- playa." Not two seconds later; I hear it off to my side..... someones cell.... not thinking twice..... " Oh my gawd.... Shelly I'm like in this retarded movie and I think and it's like totally O.C.in right??? Then I was like ohhh Justine.... with th
I Love Tattoos Do You
THEN GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE AND BOMB THE HELL OUTTA SLADE HES IN A CONTEST COME ON YOU KNOW YOU WANNA
Love
How do we accually know that we are in love with someone? From the time we start dating someone, we begin to think that we have feelings for them because it is a new and exciting relationship. This is merely an infatuation stage. We are just excited about the new relationship and the new things that we are going to learn about the new partner. A lot of people are excited about the new relationship because they are curious how long it will take to become intimate with the person. This first stage is also called puppy love. Once you get to know the person and are with them for a few years, then that is when you will truly know if you are in love with that person or if it was just infatuation. If the relationship drifts apart then it was never meant to be. some couples often rush into things and get married during the infatuation stage and get married. they then soon regret it and the relationship soon falls apart. so the next time that you think that you are truly in love and are about t
Life Is Way To Short
With all the things going on in this big wide wotld of ours. You see things on the news about car crashes and people getting killed, you hear about the men to are fighting to keep our country free, you see or hear about floods, earth quicks, fires,and so forth. people running here and there and in a hurry to get things done. Just stop and take a good look around you. Things you see now will not be there in a few years. The land will all be gone, more and more homes comeing up, whearhouses, and more and more cars and trucks. Can we ever take the time to see what is going on around us. No I do not think so!!! Life is way to short not enjoy what we have for now.it is kind of sad to think about it but it true. We should not to take what we have for granted. And belive me there are people that do. Some people worry about the small things that go on. Well what about the bigger things????
Dad
Years and years of holding it in My anger my Feelings in.Suck it up be a man dont argue with me...not being able to do this anymore im breaking i cant hold it in anymore! changes in my life tearing me apart pounding on walls pounding on doors pounding on myself...theres so much hate inside me it scares me to death....No way to escape no way out I WANT TO SHOUT FUCK YOU I HATE YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!! Feeling sleepy maybe thats my escape a bed a pillow my Zues my long time buddy he loves me through it all when i yell when i scream when i break Down!!
Nigella Lawson
Nigella Lawson is probably one of my biggest role models. (Biography courtesy of stylenetwork.com) "Successful, prolific journalist and broadcaster Nigella Lawson has been described as Britain's "It Girl." One of England's most recognized culinary personalities and the U.K.'s most beautiful woman, Lawson now takes on America with her extremely popular cooking and lifestyle series, Forever Summer with Nigella." "Lawson began her career writing the restaurant review column for The Spectator while on staff of the Sunday Times. She eventually became the publication's deputy literary editor. Her writing led to her current post as food editor of the British version of Vogue and her makeup column for Times Magazine. She also writes for Evening Standard, The Guardian and Daily Telegraph in the U.K. and for Gourmet and Bon Appetit magazines in the U.S." With her unique and refreshing approach to cookery, Lawson's motto is simple: "To achieve maximum pleasure through minimum effo
Halucii Film
Robert Englund
I got to meet Robert Englund today. It was killer. He doesn't just sign and move on he actually talks to you. He shook my hand. I told him he scared the shit out of my when I was 12 and he said I was scaring the shit out of him right now lol. Too cool, great guy and not full of himself. Got more pics in my London Film and Comic Con folder.
Psalms 15 ; 2 - 5 Verses
15 ; Lord who may dwell abide in Thy tabernacle? Who may dwell in your holy hill. 2 ; HE who walks uprightly, and works righteousness, and speeks the truth, in his heart. 3 ;He who does not back bite with his tounge. Nor does evil to his neighbor, Nor does he take up a reproach againt his friend. 4 ;In who,s eyes a vile person is despised. but he honors those who fear the lord. he who swears to his own hurt and does not change. 5 ;he who does not put out his money at usury, nor does he take a bribe against the innocient. He who does these things shall never be moved. Amen!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apologize
I'm holding on your rope, Got me ten feet off the ground I'm hearin what you say but I just can't make a sound You tell me that you need me Then you go and cut me down, but wait You tell me that you're sorry Didn't think I'd turn around, and say... It's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late I'd take another chance, take a fall Take a shot for you And I need you like a heart needs a beat But it's nothin new I loved you with a fire red- Now it's turning blue, and you say... "Sorry" like the angel heaven let me think was you But I'm afraid... It's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late Bridge (guitar/piano) It's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late It's too late to apologize, yeah I said it's too late to apologize, yeah- I'm holdin on your rope, got me ten feet off the ground...
Soft
I'm picturing pink panties, now, and soft light skin just above and just below - my lover lying near me. How can I express the pleasure of each caress, my hand meeting hers, building there the perfect temple just before our fingers knit together? I have never loved like this and never will again, but with this woman. © All rights reserved
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The Subway
Across a crowded subway car, eyes lock and carnal thoughts conspire and suddenly he feels the thought of her colluding in his jeans. At the end of the line they exit. And glances now have turned to fiery longings as they cannot disconnect connections made through eyes and then an empty hallway - just she and he and muted light and drip, drip, drip from some unseen leaking pipe. He is now upon her and breathing from them quickens - an embrace and furious hands inside his shirt and on her breasts (footfalls on the concrete in the distance are unheard). He rips away her silken blouse and drives her to the wall, her brassiere is tissue torn away - his mouth is drawn to her and to the hard, pink nipples that crown her heaving chest. She clenches him and holds his head to her and to the heat of each soft breast and then she reaches for the buttons to his jeans and for the hardness she must have inside her - one hard kiss and she is dripping
Youre On Fire...
Colin meets a girl on the street. He says, "Come on, babe, let's go in the alleyway and get it on. I've got fifteen bucks." She says, "FIFTEEN bucks? You're crazy. For fifteen bucks, I'll let you LOOK at it." They go into the alleyway, she pulls down her pants, and he gets down on his knees. But he can't see anything, because it's too dark, so he gets out his lighter. He lights his lighter, and he says, "My God, your pubic hair... it's so curly and thick... it's BEAUTIFUL." She says, "Thank you." He says, "You mind if I ask you a personal question?" She says, "Go ahead." He says, "Can you pee through all that hair?" She says, "Of course." He says, "Well, you better start. You're on fire."
The Color Of Sacred Things
In that moment, soft, moist skin against mine, ripe lips rushing to me, again and again, the hushed murmur of your heartbeat against my chest, every part of me ached in love with you, sought the stillness of the after just as much as the roar of the now, the ticking of this bomb exploding into you. Because, after the sheets fall away, as we struggle to regain ordinary breath, we must and will look into each other's eyes and see more than some object of carnality - we must and will see the opened door of eternity and the color of sacred things. And, just as I will remember the friction of entering you, the wet embrace, and the sigh of us together, I will remember you, keep you with me, and cherish every moment we promise to one another. © All rights reserved
Moments Of Clarity
In moments of clarity, looking up to downy clouds, deep grey, growing against the horizon, hanging here and there, I confess to knowing nothing - wise enough to feel only wisps of wisdom. I can admit to weakness with the thought of her, her abiding love, unconditional, offered only for this price: I must love her back. But that is easy when she is so deep inside of me that we cry and laugh the same. If I must die unwise, no smarter than I am, I will be complete with just this love surrounding me forever. © All rights reserved
Becoming....
Where is that girl that lived in your mind quite often you wanted to be more like her? She was a pony tail to your barrettes, an a-minus to your b-plus. When you threw like a girl she throw harder. She when went by your name and followed you everywhere find her. She took no fear of taking chances perhaps neither do you. She challenged you sometimes you took her up on it. When she couldn't stand still neither could you. She reminded you never to settle. When she got older tougher and smarter so did you. she gave you a fair warning she could achieve more then u but only if u let her. She said your doors would open if only you gave then a serious push. Where has she gone? The one inside who pushes you is she gone forever? Or is she rite here rite now! Looking through your eyes once again asking you if you have what it takes? Never forget that girl inside. The one who made you unafraid to try new things and take new risks. The one who instilled in you a hatred
Whatever Your Cross
Whatever your cross, whatever your pain, there will always be sunshine, after the rain .... Perhaps you may stumble, perhaps even fall, But God's always ready, To answer your call ... He knows every heartache, sees every tear, A word from His lips, can calm every fear ... Your sorrows may linger, throughout the night, But suddenly vanish, dawn's early light ... The Savior is waiting, somewhere above, To give you His grace, and send you His love .. Whatever your cross, whatever your pain, "God always sends rainbows .... after the rain ... "
~something To Ponder...~
THE ROAD NOT TAKEN ROBERT FROST Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same. And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black, Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back. I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. This is one of my favorite poems, not just for the content, but for the richness of thinking my mind derives from reading it. I have read this poem for as long as I can remember reading, and over the ye
~butterfly Kisses~
"If there were no poets, there would be no love." - Unknown L-O-V-E... Love...it seems everyone searches for it, but not many come away undaunted by its effects. It is actually amazing that those four letters make up the most complicated word in the English dictionary and have started wars, broke up families, and brought down empires. Yet, people still fight for it, still believe in it, and still die because of it, and thus the search continues, despite the risks, for the love of a lifetime each meandering soul needs to fill the gap in the soul on this place called Earth. Many people have different viewpoints on love, some rational, some irrational, some bluntly stated, and some hidden away in a fiery nuance of the heart. I say love is love. I compare love to a butterfly. If you catch the butterfly and put it in a jar for everyone to admire and gasp over your lovely find, soon the butterfly will suffocate and die because it was not free to breathe. You hold on to the butterfl
Love And Adore You
I heard the music when true love called, a song sent from heaven on silver wings. The whole world was dreaming, wisps of light streaming, as the stars spilled their magic upon you and me. The tune was more lovely than the nightingale's song, more delicate than a rose weeping, yet as powerful as the sun leaping to shed golden ribbons in herald of dawn. And I bow down before you, the one my eyes have longed to behold, my lonely heart pining, love Light shining, I swear that I shall love and adore you.
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Talk Dirty To Me Spell
The things you need: 3 red tapers candles. A Lavender stalk. An area close to the phone you will be using. The Spell: Place the candles about the phone, so they make a point up tri-angle. Lay the lavender stalk horizontally across the phone, say: "Spirit of Sound, Spirit of Word. Hear my Voice, I am now Heard. Eros to Touch, Eros of Need. Come forth as Words. This is my Need!" Call or wait for his/her call. As you're talking light the lavender and circle yourself with the smoking scent. Then, innocently, the conversation into a erotic end zone and light one candle while saying into the phone: "How hot are you? How hot are you? Tell me now and tell me true. What do you like, what would you do?" If she/he doesn't get it, tell them it's a game and that one candle is lit, two to go. Get him talking dirty. Goad them, push them, tease them, whisper to them... Then chant again: "How hot are you? How hot are you? Tell me now and tell me true. Wh
Long Weekend
You knocked on my door at sunset. As I answered the door we embraced in a long lingering kiss. As a prelude of what was to come. The scented candles were already burning in the bedroom The smell of popcorn permeated the beconing moments to come. You entered bearing movies and truffles. As you put the lucious morsels to my lips. You whispered in my ear. I hope you have plenty of cigarettes and coffee. Im here for the weekend.
Prayers In Need!
My sister lost her boyfriend yesterday and we need your prayers an help her make it through it he died of a heart attack. So please pray for my sister Tiffany she needs all the prayers she needs to get back on her feet please. Much Love, Her Big Sister Amber
Desire
eyes meet spark flares gravity pulls hands touch heat spreads bodies touch passion builds fire starts slowly spreading undeniable passion hands slide on heated flesh a fire burns low and strong unstoppable desire runs unchecked
Moonlit Majic
the sky is bright, in full moons light as time stands still i am drinking my fill off moonlit magic as my fortune turns memories cease to burn new replacing the old never returning to the cold warm wind gently soothes as energy slowly moves a soothing gentle touch that means ever so much a slow burning caress does not even suppress the tiny little quiver mistaken for a shiver heated hands touch feeling ever so much of moonlit magic a life no longer tragic
Alex Jones' Warning A Call To Action!
Bobby Don In The Garden
One thing about Bobby Don no one ever guesses is his genius in a garden - he grows roses, posies, daisies, but his gift is his aptitude with tomatoes. A lot of folks around Hickory plant vegetables, but Bobby Don babies his. "Tomaters ain't a veggie, they's a fruit what isn't sweet unless you put the sugar in 'em." So he spends a lot of time in the garden with his gloves weeding, pruning, fertilizing - smells a lot like cow shit when he hits the Piggly Wiggly for his twinkies and a forty "fer m'lunch". "You gotta live wid it, if ya want a juicy beefsteak on yer burger." Even Belle is nice to Bobby Don in the summer when those suckers swell up and turn that color red she looks for in a lipstick. "I brung ya a six pack, Bobby." "Oooo, lookit them tomaters!" When she bends to get a closer look her shorts hike up and show a touch of cotton panties. Every year the same damn thing. She gets the whole damn crop. © All rights rese
Revalations 16 ; 5 ;- 7
5 ; I heard the angel of the waters saying ; you rare reighteous O lord. The one who is and was and who is to be. because you have judged these things. 6 ; for they have shed the blood of saints and prophets, and you have given the blood to drink . for it is their due. 7 ; And I heard another from the alter saying ,Even so Lord God Almighty, true and righteous are your judgements . Amen!!!!
More Than One Confession
One time when I was younger (about 16) I found a vibrator in my moms room. So, I decided to try it out. Right in the middle, the thing started throwing sparks and burnt me in the privates, and when I screamed, my mom came running in and caught me. Ya know when we all pass on to the next life... we get to see who actually confessed to all these funny, lustful, embarrassing, angry, and miscelaneous confessions... True story. I'm a guy. Late one Friday night, years ago while in college, I flew to Chicago on the spur of the moment to visit my older brother in Chicago. After hitchhiking 40 miles from O'Hare, I arrived at his suburban house at midnight, only to discover one of his med school friends was spending the night with his girlfriend there while my brother was away. The friend suggested that I take his key and spend the night at his own appartment a few miles away and then come back in the morning. I borrowed my brother's car sitting in the garage and prepared to do just th
A Man And His Apple
When I see an apple hanging from the tree, I don't worry what the rules are because the snake says, "Take it!" And I take it, gentlemen. I take it screaming.
Torso
The jagged red edges feed the hungry like minnows. It hums with black flies.
Public Shrine
You are in a special restroom stall. A poet sat his ass here.
The Astronauts
However often our bodies may touch we will remain separate entities, our thighs will never meld together and even at the point of penetration, the distance between us will be from one end of space to the other.
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Sept 07 Charliesimages
Thought I would wait until after the Labor Day weekend to post about what's new this month at http://charliesimages.com We welcome Kelly and Amber Tiana as this month's newest Featured Models. Kelly is a busy college student in Charlotte, and Amber is a sexy, crazy redhead in Raleigh. We also have another great wallpaper from Robert of TigerEyeMedia. This month's wallpaper has a romantic feel to it with models Elizabeth and Brian. As always, it is free for you to download and enjoy on your own computer. Hope you enjoy the new photos! Charlie http://charliesimages.com
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Sunflower
I found rare artistry in the natural curve of Emily's breasts, tilted slightly upward, like the petals of a sunflower - museum pieces through the brittle haze of another gin binge - slipping out of the calyx of her silky slut blouse. © All rights reserved
Dreaming
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Euripides
Love is all we have, the only way that each can help the other.
Dr. Napoleon Hill
Whatever the mind can conceive and believe, the mind can achieve.
Aw This Is The Sweetest Thing Anyone Has Ever Written Me!!
From my husband :) awwww I love you Brandy. I love you first and foremost because you're my wife. I love you because you're beautiful even if I don't tell you that enough. I love you because you take care of me when I'm sick and even when I'm not and even when I literally couldn't stand on my own 2 feet and walk. I love you because you are always there for me, even when I mess up and do wrong, and even when we fight we still have love when it's over. I love you because of the love that we have behind closed doors. I love you because you make me go on when I don't want to try anymore. I love you because you love me and that's something hard to find. I love you because I couldn't imagine waking up next to anyone else for the rest of my life. I know I love you cause of the way I feel when you're not around and the way that feeling fades away when you get back. I love you cause you put up wit h me even when I wake you up just to ask what you're dreaming about or when I call you ju
This Weekend..
so, as most of you know, I am starting work tomorrow. yayy!! I'm excited about it. Well, I'll be working 11:30am-8pm.. My boyfriend's mom is going to take me to work everyday and Eric, my boyfriend, is going to pick me up from work every night. Well, my boyfriend and his best friend are in a techno/electronica type band and they have been making music for 10 years. [if anyone wants to check them out- go to www.myspace.com/mrpeepers8000.. or www.digital-demonz.com].. so they got a contract from a record producer, have talked to the guy a few times, went over the contract, sounded good, and the guy wants them to come up to Cincinnatti, Ohio the 8th and the 9th [this Saturday and Sunday].. but the guy is getting them a hotel room and all that stuff, so he's wanting them to come up Friday night and check into the hotel and everything. That's perfectly fine. I was wanting to go with them. Eric was wanting me to go with them as well. Well, my issue is: if they are going to leave to go up
Friends Plz >>>>>read This
Visit www.hostdrjack.comHost Your Images & Videos FREE CLICK HERE! Thanx all you that are my great friend s hugs.......muahhhhhhhhhh have a greay day and week too>>>>>>>> now im off to make new friends and their blessings from God you know ; also Ive got to Give Gods word to all.hugs ..diana
John 14 ; 11 ; - 17 & 21 Verses Belive In Me (jesus Christ))
11 ; 11; belive in me I am in the Father and the father in Me. , or else belive in me for the sake of the works themselves. 12 ;Most assuredly ,I say to youhe who belives in Me, the works that I do,he will do also ;And greater works than these he will do , because I go to my father. 13 ;And what ever you ask in My name ,that I will do,that the father may be glorified in the Son. 14 ;if you ask anything in My name I will do it. 15 ;If you love me and keep my commandants, 16 ; i will pray the father ,and He will you SEND another helper, that he may abide in you _forever. 17 ;The spirit of truth whom the world can not receive, because it neither sees him,nor knows Him, But you know Him he dwells with you and will be in you. 21 ;He who has My commandants,and keeps them; It is he who loves me..And he who loves Me will be loved, by My father and I who love him and will manifest Myself to him". Amen!!!!Lord God Amen!!! I sing ;Praise to My Saviour all d
If Looking Thru My Stashes >>look In News The Lord Is There >>> He Is My News
Most of my Lord pictures and words are under NEWS-- In my Stashes, so if you want to see or read or rate.. look there for those >>>>>Amen Our God is News To us all..........Listen and hear and read and Learn thy Great word of God today >> Hugs diana
What Is Love To U>>>????????poem Greastest Love Be>>>read
Is love someone you treasure is it someone you cant hold is it some one thats not close, Is it a comodoty can you buy it at a local store dees it keep you coming back for more, is your thirst for love never quinced can you try to sip again when does one know love is within. when does one see the destny that its all meant to be love in Jesus is all there,ll be. One true love blessed you see. this is what Jesus be to me. typed by Diana
Is It Me Or Are We Acting Too Much Like Big Brother
US says NKorea must do more to get off terror list Tue Sep 4, 10:37 AM ET http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070904/pl_afp/nkoreanuclearweaponsuslist_070904143739;_ylt=AgSQGs_28eTdhXNuIU9lHGP9xg8F US negotiator Christopher Hill said Tuesday that North Korea must do more to dismantle its nuclear programme before it is taken off a list of states sponsoring terrorism, a US official with him said. "Their getting off that list will depend on further denuclearisation," he was quoted as saying by an official travelling with him. North Korea said Monday that the United States has decided to remove it from a list of states sponsoring terrorism -- a crucial step towards the normalisation of relations between the two countries. A foreign ministry spokesman told the official Korean Central News Agency that the US decision came at a weekend meeting between the chief nuclear negotiators of the two countries in Geneva. "Both sides discussed the issue of taking practical measures to neut
Sex Poem Enjoy I Did And Im Ready Again Hehe........
''sex poem'' 09-04-07...5:43PM.. Body: Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine. ''sex poem'' THX FOR READING MY WORK HAVE FUN CHEERS PEACE(DIAMOND DANDY RANDY)
Crosby Has Fashion Line.
No kidding: Crosby centers fashion line August 21, 2007 Canadian Press MISSISSAUGA, Ont. -- Dinnertime discussions have taken an interesting twist at the Crosby household in recent months. Mixed in with chatter about Sidney's big new contract or the captain's "C" he'll now be wearing for the Pittsburgh Penguins, has been talk of colors, fabrics and patterns. Crosby has been doubling as a fashion consultant with Reebok and has developed his own line of clothing. It's been a hands-on experience for the NHL's most valuable player. "It was funny because I was getting these prints and these designs sent to me at home," Crosby said Tuesday at the launch for the fall collection of his Rbk SC87 line. "I'd be with my parents and we'd be discussing what's in style and what's out of style. "We've had some good arguments. It was just fun. We were at the dinner table -- it's the last thing I imagined myself doing." Crosby truly is becoming his own brand. He's got
Kc & Sunshine Band - Get Down Tonight
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Cucumber Lemonade
Ingredients * 2 each English (hothouse) cucumbers * 1/2 cup fresh lemon juice * 2 1/2 cups spring or filtered water * 1 Simple Syrup or agave syrup Cooking Instructions Finely grate cucumbers into a fine-mesh sieve set over a bowl. Drain the cucumber for 1 hour and collect the juices. Press on the cucumber pulp to extract any additional juice. Add lemon juice, water and syrup, if using, to the cucumber juice. Serve chilled or over ice.
I Am In A Band
called torsofuck on myspace please add us
Be Afraid Be Very Afraid
Be Afraid, Be very afraid! Who said this? (1) "We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." (2) "It's time for a new beginning, for an end to government of the few, by the few, and for the few, and to replace it with shared responsibility for shared prosperity." (3) "(We) can't just let business as usual go on, and that means something has to be taken away from some people." (4) "We have to build a political consensus, and that requires people to give up a little bit of their own turf in order to create this common ground." (5) "I certainly think the free-market has failed." (6) "I think it's time to send a clear message to what has become the most profitable sector in (the) entire economy - that they are being watched." Now you might think these were the famous words of the Father of communism, Karl Marx. And you would be on the right track in thinking so. But you would be wrong. These pearls of
Here's Your Sign
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." ************************** In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon : ĒYesterday's Meals on WheelsĒ ************************** On another Septic Tank Truck: "We're #1 in the #2 business" ************************** At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit please back in." ************************** On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." ************************** On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." ************************** On a Church's Billboard: "7 days without God makes one weak." ************************** On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?" ************************** At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." **
Funny Birth Signs Some May Be True Mine Was Im The Fish March Lol Enjoy Peace...........
JANUARY = SLUT 09-05-07...1:40AM.. Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover............. F
Somebody Please Tell Me Why
Ok so i gotta question. Why do ppl love morphing pictures? Why do they like to morph into things they could never be like someone else. Ive seen some crazy morphs..one chick morning into Britney Spears, a guy morphing into Billy Ray Cyrus i mean come on ppl. Will someone just please tell why why WHY!
Homeless Man Gets 65 Years For Killing 4
Man sentenced for killing 4 over space heater Gets 65 years for killing other homeless men, dumping bodies in manholes. Updated: 1:42 p.m. CT Sept 4, 2007 SOUTH BEND, Ind. - A homeless man who pleaded guilty to murdering four men in a dispute over a space heater and dumping their bodies in manholes was sentenced Tuesday to 65 years in prison. Daniel J. Sharp, 55, of South Bend pleaded guilty in May to killing Michael S. "Shan" Nolen, Michael W. Lawson, Jason Coates and Brian Talboom, all described as homeless men. Their bodies were found inside two South Bend manholes over four days in January. When St. Joseph Superior Court Judge Jane Woodward Miller asked Sharp if he had anything to say at his sentencing, he replied, "I can't really think of anything." Prosecutors said the killings were carried out with the help of another homeless man, Randy Lee Reeder, 51. Sharp testified during Reeder's trial that the two were upset that someone had stolen the propane space heater
She's My Sunshine Through The Night
I care so much for that special girl I'd love to spend my life with her by my side. She can make me laugh, she can make me cry She's my sunshine through the night
**huge Party Sunday!! Sept. 23rd!!**
Click banner to enter the WRR lounge! IT'S PARTY TIME!!! WORLDROCK RADIO IS HOSTING A HUGE SUNDAY BASH!! ALL DAY LONG!! JOIN US SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 23rd STARTING AT 8AM EST ALL THE WAY THRU 2AM THE NEST MORNING!! WE PLAN ON BLOWING YOUR EARDRUMS! LOADING YOU UP WITH GREAT FUN & NEW FRIENDS!! AND OH YEAH!! THERE WILL BE PRIZES GALORE!! SO GRAB YOUR FRIENDS & MAKE SURE TO JOIN US ALL DAY LONG!!**Must be present in lounge to win** 8:00AM EST 10:00AM EST 12:00PM EST (Noon) 2:00PM EST Click banner to leave your 20 comments for the raffle! 4:00PM EST 12:00AM EST (Midnight) Click banner to leave your 20 comments for the raffle! Click banner to enter lounge
Witches Alphabet
During the Middle Ages practitioners of the craft used secret alphabets for several reasons: 1. They guarded their methods, and by writing formulas, spells, and such in a secret code they insured other practitioners couldn't access their methods. 2. Using code assisted in avoiding persecution by those involved in witch hunts, and 3. When one writes in ordinary script one doesn't concentrate as hard, therefore, by using an uncommon form of writing one directs their energy and power towards what they are working on. Examples of Witches' Alphabets are: Theban, Rune, Heiroglyphic, Passing the River, Angelic, Malachim, and Pictish. In modern times the Witches' Alphabet utilizes many forms such as the Theban script (Also known as "Honorian"). Popular with practitioners during the 1960's and 1970's, it was eventually replaced by Germanic and Celtic runes around the mid-1980's. Some still use this old alphabet, I know I do.
( Magnificent Self)
What is my ideal "Magnificent self" ?? What have I always wanted?? The list is endless & forever expanding... but for starters.. 1. Body of a Playgirl model 2. Extream self-confidence 3. can create instant rappor 4. Large amounts of $$ just comes easy to me. 5. Very creative, ideas just overflow. Can finally get this whole horror writer carrer goin. 6. Extream health, wellness, energy & hyper happiness. and this list will continue.....
Thought About You...
All day long, I thought about you. Even when I tried not to think about you, I thought about you. When I closed my eyes, I thought about you. When I opened my eyes, I thought about you. When I thought about the beauty of the season, I thought about you. When I thought about the warmth of the upcoming holidays, I thought about you. When I heard a love song on the radio, I thought about you. When I checked my email, I thought about you. Even when I said goodnight to the stars, I thought about you. And when I slipped beneath the softness of my blanket and gave in to the bliss of sweet dreams, I thought about you. I just can't stop thinking about you.
Without You...
I can't live without you. I would breathe the air, and my heart would beat, but I would not feel the joy of life. My dreams would be lost like a leaf carted away by a storm. I would gaze at the stars without appreciating the way they light up the sky. I would pass the roses in bloom without noticing their beauty. I would no longer look forward to each sunset and each dawn. I would be broken, never to be mended again. Winter would own my heart; its icy breath would steal the warmth in my soul, because I could not smile without your love. I could not know laughter or happiness. If you were lost to me, I'd have no reason to try, no reason to be. You are my prayer, my shelter from hopelessness and despair, my sunshine, my light, my lazy days, my peaceful nights, and only you can keep the spark in my soul burning bright.
Leprechaun Sex
Someone
If You See Someone Who Is In Need Of A Blanket To Keep Warm, Food To Eat, Or Needing Something To Drink, Please, Help Them! You Never Know When You Might Be In A Situation Like That. Wouldn't You Want Someone To Help You?? Of Course You Would. Donít Turn Away From Them. Donít Act Like You Didnít See Them, Instead Help Them. Show Them The Love That You Have For Jesus Because Jesus Lives In You!! Everyone longs to give themselves completely to someone. To have a deep relationship with another, to be loved thoroughly and exclusively. But to a Christian the Lord says no, not until you are satisfied and fulfilled and content with living, loved by Me alone, giving yourself totally and unreservedly to Me, to have an intensely personal and unique relationship with Me alone. I love you my child, and until you discover that only in Me is your satisfaction to be found, you will not be capable of the perfect human relationship that I have planned for you. You will never be united with anothe
Funky Error Message
I was in the middle of posting a bulletin comment (hit send) and I got this error message... "I_really_fucking hate you error" Um. I saw that and immediately my stomach felt like it was in my throat. It felt like I was having a schizophrenic episode. I read it a few times to make sure it wasn't my brain playing tricks on me. Nope, it was there for real... So I refreshed the page and it gave me another error message saying the bulletin doesn't exist anymore, that it was probably deleted. Um ok...? Anyway. Long story short. I asked the guy who originally posted it what had happened, and yes, he had deleted it. So yeah that first error message was probably the work of Fubar and their devious minds... I'm still a little freaked out about it though. Not cool. So not cool. At least for me...
Karaoke Gold Rush Part 2
DID YOU MIS OUT ON KARAOKE? Get ready to party at the 2nd instalment of KARAOKE GOLD RUSH @ Sutters Mill Restaurant... So please drop by for tons of fun and karaoke w/ me "COWBOY" Dan and co-host Dave Jafo Daniels. 9/8/2007 Karaoke Night @ Sutters Mill Restaurant. Sutters is one killer BAR offering Karaoke Affordable Drinks and Food. This Karaoke show will be KICKin' KARAOKE hosted by "Cowboy" Dan a REDNECK SING-A-LONG DJ. Come out to the city of Acton California. IF you are Pure Gold Come on in and take part in the fun at the party year with tons of fun loaded with karaoke. You'll find over 33,000 songs to choose from, and save cash with Sutters Mill Restaurant's low Drink Prices. Address; Sutters Mill Restaurant 31908 N. Crown Valley Road Acton, CA, 93510 (Phone) 661.269.1360 Karaoke Saturday September 8th, 2007 only @ 8:00pm to Close Host "COWBOY" Dan Directions; check back later or use map quest.... This Show Is Hosted By REDNECK SING-A-LONGS
Damaging His Sub
He started out The perfect Dom Trust was growing Sealing our bond Loving my Master Hearing His call I was His girl His living doll The only emotion He's ever shown Disappointment and anger Is all I've known Still I stayed Because of loyalty He promised progression For Him and me Time's passed Nothing's changed Perfect for him While I go insane Enough is enough Finally numb The end is near The time has come Wouldn't release me So I walked away The hardest thing I've done to date Give Him loyalty Trust and love Does He get off On damaging His sub?
Fear
My heart was bound It was shattered and torn While hidden in darkness The hate was born I ran from friends And hid from lovers No one getting close Under covers Felt it bleed Felt the pain Too much hurt Never again No more love, No more lust Ashes to ashes, Dust to dust Heart is locked, guards never down No more tears, I won't drown Scarred for life, Burned by fire Careless feeling, Empty desire Just one emotion, Hate, My dear Forever fed, By raging fear
My Friends
I know there are certain people Whoíll always be there for me But others are just full of ignorance And find it hard to see. That Iím sill a person And I still have feelings too. Theyíve never had the confusing That Iím going through I will try to be strong Iíll try my very best To forget about negativityís And prove Iím better than the rest I know itís gonna be tough And hard to keep being me But friends keep on saying Just be who you want to be. Life will never be easy Iíll tale it stride by stride I know who my friends are And in them I will confide.
Vegas: The Epicenter For Prostitution
Vegas the epicenter of North American prostitution? Prostitution is illegal in Las Vegas, but a new book says Las Vegas is a magnet for human trafficking for prostitution. The book, released Wednesday, says women and children are brought here from other states, as well as, from all over the world for legal and illegal prostitution. "Women are moved for sale to buyers in Las Vegas." Dr. Melissa Farley says Las Vegas is the epicenter of North American prostitution and human trafficking. Farley spent two years researching and writing her new book: Prostitution and Trafficking in Nevada: Making the Connections. She says her research dispels myths that legalizing prostitution decreases organized crime, rape rates, sex trafficking, or disease. And she doesn't see a difference between legal or illegal prostitution. "Legal prostitution does not protect women from the violence, the verbal abuse, physical injury or diseases, such as HIV, that occur in illegal prostitution,"
The Nurse
The Nurse> > A nurse walks into a bank. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a> rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. She> looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat says,'Well,> that's great..........that's really great.......... Some asshole's got> my pen."
Sacred Meditation
this is for all you out there who get the 11 - 11 call...wake up bros and sis :)
You Know Me?
10 Things I like about myself. 1st Ė I can be myself. I donít put on a different face when I am around different people. I donít find the need to try and impress anyone. Take me for me or walk. 2nd Ė I will be honest. Possibly honest to a fault. If you donít want to hear what I am really thinking, you probably shouldnít ask me. 3rd Ė I have surrounded myself with people I love. I know how to weed out the bad and keep the ones I love close. There is no room in life for people who are full of shit. 4th Ė I love to make people laugh. 5th Ė I try and see the good in people. I like to start everyone off on the same clean pageÖ after that they write their own story, if you write one that takes me in circles, I will get off on the next stop. 6th Ė I love that I love to be in love. 7th Ė I am devoted. I am a devoted girlfriend, best friend, daughter, sister, cousin, close friend, daughter in law or whatever your relationship is with me, I am devoted.
My Soul
I Sought
Now I Want
I want, now, to hold all of you, to feel all of you touching all of me. I need some of this and all of that and just to kiss your warm parts and taste your cool lips and just to grind myself into you like tiny bits of our two souls melting into one hot, freezing, quivering piece of us. And remove clothing to uncover (my god) togetherness like two people have never known and always wanted, (god, yes I've always) needed, cried out for in our empty nights before we found (yes) each other and fumbled to remove impediments to pure and soulful lovemaking beneath a starry night © All rights reserved
Ho
stay away from my man bitch
The Monster
hola como esta? buen tu? ella ruthann es dying her hair rojo y cafe, aqui es frio en habbition. ella es jabon en el bano.....ugh im not good at spanish the end
A New Tattoo
Ok ppl im thinking about doing yet another tatoo on myself....i need to know what people think of a star with a thin outline and im thinking imma get it right behind me ear like right on my neck what do u ppl think........feel free to comment with your opinions -Jester-
I Get Shit Popin
ok, i'll get it poppin, wanksta make ya baby moms sit on stockton // pop lock it droppin.. real pimp game get in my way get a coffin // this sicc shit isn't stoppin.. its a lost cause // like if the shots paused before they hit biggie n pac's cars // my bodies scarred.. and i still got the knife in my bacc // you know who to thank 4 that... but i'm bacc // like cracc in a droubt season // i can murder half ya catz raps wit out speakin // ya wonder how,, peep it. .. lyrically u in da ground sleepin // and i shoveled the dirt.. hear ya mumblin words sticcz n stones can brake my bones but none of it hurt // my minds defined as under the earth... sixx feet logic // i keep to da topic he's jus talkin // 9-16 u can see me walkin.. please please talk shit.. oh u gotta heata then procede 2 cock it // i got somethin up under my sleevs that'll release a rocket.. these mc'z is sweet stop it my speech is toxic // its M-O-N-S-T... oh fucc he's lost it. .
Watch Me
Take a seat & watch me take a leak on everything you speak~ Ur fake & weak, I'de ask for round 3..but it might take him a week~ This nigga's mad cuz I put his smoke out faster than an ashtray~ This bastard hasta pay, he must be coked out cuz his ass is gay~ I stash away cash & AK's when trouble-knocks at the front door~ I'll be tha last to say, "Today I had ta blast double-glock cuz he wants war~ Matta fact, I'll just grab a sack - fuck AK's, I'll attack wit a mac 10~ You wuz gone, you didn't respond in 8 days..now ur back again?~ I'll crack ur chin, strictly reppin a weapon - Ima master on this sicc stage~ Blastin this big gauge, you'll be gone in 60 seconds faster than Nick Cage~ (movie) It happens all the time, rappers try to come here, thinkin they ruthless~ But tha truth is...I'm leavin this fool toothless - even his crew is useless~
The Room Of Joy
The Room of joy Eric Ethan When you are down and out go to the room of joy where the room is full of joy and happiness, where it is your own world and nobody can come into except you. You can always share that room of joy with people you love and care, the room of joy is something you can enjoy ; things you collect , memories of pictures of people a lot cuddly stuff animals. Your room of joy is where you can pray on good things, your room of joy is a place where you can write that famous novel and read it with friends. But most of them all your room of joy is in your heart you the only one that make the room of joy a special place in your heart. The END
An Honest Mortician
A man who just died is delivered to the mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed, pointing out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the mortician a blank cheque and says, "I don't care what it costs, please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing." The woman returns the next day and to her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly. She says to the mortician, "Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?" To her astonishment, the mortician presents her with the blank cheque. There's no charge," he says. "No, really, I must compensate you for t
Remake Of Patsy Cline's " Crazy" By Kidney Thieves
Depeche Mode - Personal Jesus
Serj Tankian - The Unthinking Majority
Well Its Time
I'm moving on, this site actually has helped me squeeze out of my shell. Its served its purpose, and now I must go. Does anyone know how to delete profiles on here? =P I'm a noob. Lol
R.i.p. Dad 1937 To 9/7/02
Today I am thinking of you more than the 100 times a day I do everyday already. Because @ 6:20 this am it felt like another goodbye had been said. It meant the whole nightmare of losing you happened again. It's been 5 years now. God it feels like it's been forever since I have seen your handsome face, heard that stern but sweet voice, felt your gentle touch or looked into those beautiful ice blue eyes. I miss you so, so much. More than I could have ever imagined I'd miss another person. As a child, an even as an adult I took our moments for granted. But that was because I thought you would be here forever. Now, I see others doing the same to their loved ones and it pains me so. The years have lingered on since you left, but the memories of you remain. Sometimes I'm afraid to close my eyes, afraid, I will forget what you look like. That scares me!! Losing you and Momma was the worst pain I have ever felt. But, it has taught me so much. Like the sunrise and sunset really are beautiful
Nine Inch Nails - We're In This Together Now
YES! one of my favorites! I've become impossible holding on to when when everything seemed to matter more the two of us all used and beaten up watching fate as it flow down the path we have chose you and me we're in this together now none of them can stop us now we will make it through somehow you and me if the world should break in two until the very end of me until the very end of you awake to the sound as they peel apart the skin they pick and they pull trying to get their fingers in well they've got to kill what we've found well they've got to hate what we fear well they've got to make it go away well they've got to make it disappear the farther I fall I'm beside you as lost as I get I will find you the deeper the wound I'm inside you for ever and ever I'm a part of you and me we're in this together now none of them can stop us now we will make it through somehow you and me if the world should break in two until the very end of me until t
A Night In The Great Outdoors
God, I love the great outdoors! I love the smells, the wind in my hair, fish guts, worms, you name it. Diane? Not so much the guts and worms... We took my tent and a sleeping bag and headed to a spot I know far away from the crowds - it was after work on a Friday, so it was nearly dark by the time we pitched camp. It took a while to get a fire going, mostly because Diane kept making Smokey Bear jokes and laughing while I worked at getting a spark, spinning a stick like in Boy Scouts. Finally: "Here, Smokey, why don't you use my Bic?" My goddamn marshmallow fell into the fire, but she let me pick the little bits of leftovers off her stick while she ate my candy bar. I didn't want a fucking s'more anyway. "Mmmm, I'm full, Smokey, I'm gonna turn in." I should tell you that I have a big tent, a big sleeping bag - plenty of room for two so I wasn't worried about that - and when we slid into our comfy set-up, she felt warm and damn nice next to me.
The Life Was Back When!!!
I as a little girl growing up can remenber when ice cream cones coast only a nickle for 1 very large scoop! And going to see a moive was only a quarter.That was back in the 50's. The coast then went up in the 60's to .75 cents. But of course my Aunt was running the palce at that time.Then I saw the price of gas . It was not all that bad then. As time went on and I got older. The prices just seem to have more than doubled. More like tripled!!! It just seem funny that all the fun times slowed down not just me . But for everyone. Less and less people had been going to go out. Things got a little tight for everyone. There was a year that we call the depreshion. That I think was the hardest year that as a child could have been. But we got through it. It is funny how you can remenber the things of the past. Some people feel that thay where the beat of the old times.
Interesting Read
Subject: car alert Here is info worth the price of your car....WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT? Seems that car thieves have found yet another way to steal your car or truck without any effort at all... The car thieves peer through the windshield of your car or truck, write down the VIN # from the label on the dash, go to the local car dealership and request a duplicate key based on the VIN # . My friend didn't believe this, so she called Chrysler-Dodge and pretended she had lost her keys. They told her to just bring in the VIN #, and they would cut her one on the spot, and she could order the keyless device if she wanted. The Car Dealer's Parts Department will make a duplicate key from the VIN #, and collect payment from the thief who will return to your car. He doesn't have to break in, do any damage to the vehi cle, or draw attention to himself. All he has to do is walk up to your car, insert the key and off he goes to a local Chop Shop with your vehicle. You don't beli
Way Too Many Fkn Idiots
There are just far too many completely fucking ignorant people in America. I have now come to believe that the United States is the Greatest in this respect. It has the greatest proportion of moronic, dumb-shit people of any country on the planet. Put your collars down and turn your fucking hat frontwards or backwards, but sideways just makes you look like a fucking twit. Quit throwing gang signs that you perfected in your trailer house living room while watching your friends burn out and play video games. Quit talking trash about all those loser men out there who don't treat you with respect and STOP Spreading your legs for them. Get a fucking job. Try to make it a decent one. Bother to show up on time and consistently. Bathe. Get off your ass and I don't know, maybe exercise or something. Treat yourself with respect, but don't fall in love with yourself. Treat your woman or your man with respect. Don't put up with abusive shit. Stop being such a fucking smartass and ins
Crazy.....
Do you ever wonder what couldve been in your life? Like say you met someone tomorrow, and you wish you could go back to yesterday and meet them all over again, or not meet them at all? Thats the crazy thing about life. The shoulda coulda wouldas. I love my life. I wouldnt change anything in this world, for what god has already given me. I love all the surprises and the gifts HE has given me. If not for him I wouldnt have my little ham ball, or my wonderful friends, or my great family.
Poem ; Your Everything >>>..........oh ???????
You are the one who fills all my dreams, You are the one,that ill ever need. You are much more than a dream. You are my everything. You are the breath that I breath, You are the kiss thats so sweet, you are the one I want to hold, You are the one im longing for. You are more to me than just a thought, you are more than any one memory. you are my everything. you are the reason for my smile, you are the one who put it there. you are the one who always calls, You are the one im depending on. You are the reason I cant sleep, you are in my dreans , there you creep, into everything thats a part of me. you are woven into my heart and soul, you are the one I cant let go, you are the future and you are my hope, You are the one ,Im relying on, You are the one , I just know, You are always here and ever so close . a part of me that all should know . family and friends and all who know me should know you.and how we feel.. ............... poem by diana hugs..
Fubar
So everytime I try and do something on here, I get an error. I cannot rip a picture until I'm a level 5. I cannot post a mumm until I'm a level 5, or was that 3- I'm so confused. I'm meetin lots of new and interesting peeps, but come on, work with me here! Suz
Thinking About Leaving
I'm just surprised that no one bothers with me anymore on here. I'm thinking about leaving. That's all.
The Sun In My Day
I've Fallen In Love
Patches Of Yellow Grass
I think she wants to talk about the browning trees along this road, or of the patches of yellow grass in each field we pass. She begins to notice things out loud - like the swampy bogs eructing in rippling plumes of gas, and the corpse of a house cat crushed against a furrow on the edge of the road. I want to avoid this conversation - with her on the seat next to me, I drive faster - but we will not escape the words she is compelled to speak: of dying things, things already dead, and us. © All rights reserved
~an Ode To America~
We rarely get a chance to see another country's editorial about the USA. And right now we sure do need to hear some kind words about the USA!!!! Read this excerpt from a Romanian Newspaper. The article was written by Mr. Cornel Nistorescu and published under the title "C"ntarea Americii, meaning "Ode To America") in the Romanian newspaper Evenimentulzilei "The Daily Event" or "News of the Day" ~An Ode to America~ Why are Americans so united? They would not resemble one another even if you painted them all one color! They speak all the languages of the world and form an astonishing mixture of civilizations and religious beliefs. Still, the American tragedy turned three hundred million people into a hand put on the heart. Nobody rushed to accuse the White House, the Army, or the Secret Service that they are only a bunch of losers. Nobody rushed to empty their bank accounts. Nobody rushed out onto the streets nearby to gape about. Instead the Americans volunteered
Every Girls Name
Together We Stand
TOGETHER WE STAND .... Please join us in this FLY THE FLAG campaign and PLEASE forward this We have a little less than one week and counting to get the word out all across this great land and into every community in the United States of America . THE PROGRAM: On Tuesday, September 11th, 2007, an American flag should be displayed outside every home, apartment, office, and store in the United States . Every individual should make it their duty to display an American flag on this sixth anniversary of our country's worst tragedy. We do this honor of those who lost their lives on 9/11, their families, friends and loved ones who continue to endure the pain, and those who today are fighting at home and abroad to preserve our cherished freedoms. In the days, weeks and months following 9/11, our country was bathed in American flags as citizens mourned the incredible losses and stood shoulder-to-shoulder against terrorism. Sadly, those flags have all but disappeared
Go Straight To The Psych Hospital. Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200
In the Game of Life, my family and I are rolling snake-eyes. I had not had the chance in the past week to discuss the latest developments in my (very) young son's treatment and mental condition. Last Thursday, 30 August, I had been assured during a meeting with his Psychiatric Team that he was still not ready for release, that his manic episodes were still occurring and that he needed more work before he could be safely discharged. And then, all of a sudden, come Friday, 31 August, and I am getting a call from the hospital. "He's ready to go home", they said. "Come get him." Say what? Less than 24 hours earlier they had been telling me he was not ready for release. Now he is cured? Bewildered, I went and brought him home. And for the first few days, he was cured. He was back to his regular, loving, charming self. Yet, I remained wary. I knew he had been away from home for 18 days and that he was deeply homesick for his home and for me. Was this only a natural reaction to being
Can You Solve The Puzzle?
You have two jugs, you are standing beside a well. One jug has a content of 3 ltrs and the other one has a content of 5 ltrs. How can you get just 4 liters of water using only these two jugs?
Hell Explained By Chemistry Student
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term exam. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions
Sept 8th. (hmmm...)
You're hearing two distinctly different stories out of your sources and that means you need to dig in deeper. What's really going on? You might not find out right away, but you will in the end.
Did You Know
Did u know...when u dream about a person that person went to sleep thinking of u?? Did u know... when the person u like looks at u then looks down their crazy about u..?? Did u know that when that person looks at u directly in the eyes they love u more than u think..?? Did u know... when that person looks at u alot they can't live without u..?? 3 Did u know when they leave they say bye too much cause they don't want to let u go...??
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Eeelllllll Eeeeesssss Uuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!
Lsu Band - Hey Fightin' Tigers
Mike's Spirit Livesssss!!!!
Working At Labinal Now
I figured Id give you all a job update. I am quit Kum N Go for a few reasons but mainly poor management at the store I was located at. But now I am working at Labinal in Pryor out at the Industrial Park. I am helping build harnessess for the Boeing BCA Airplane. My schedule is Monday-Friday 7am-3:30pm unless we have mandatory overtime like we do next week so my schedule is 6am-3:30pm fun uh? But now I have time to spend with my family and friends and I am getting more involved in my church also. So Iam really enjoying the new job I actually have a life now!!! Whoo Hooo!!! LOL That is all that is new with me though.
Job Hunting
I have been unemployed for over 1 month now this go around. I have two interviews next week, so I am hoping something comes soon. Send luv and positive thoughts my way, I really need it.
They Are Among Us
If Santa Was A Redneck
If Santa was a redneck Heíd probíly still be kind Though putting children on his knee Would not be wise of mind If Santa was a redneck His way of spreading cheer Wouldnít be with gifts by sleigh But by Chevy full of beer If Santa was a redneck The chimney heíd forego And leave the beer out on the porch Where the frigerator goes If Santa was a redneck No cookies would we leave Just a can of Copenhagen He could roll up in his sleeve If Santa was a redneck Weíd know it when he came The belching, scratching, passing gas Thereíd be no one else to blame If Santa was a redneck Christmas day would be a blast Weíd all sit out upon the porch And pass around the Pabst
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Sex Doctor Helps
Posted on May 22nd, 2006 MILF Hunting Should Be In the Olympics A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them. The Browns came to see the doctor. He gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests, then concluded, "Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help you. On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some grapes and some doughnuts." "Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bulls eye in your wife's 'love canal'. Then, on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the grape using only your tongue." "Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his 'love pole'. Then, like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume the doughnut." The couple w
Mad Wife Disease Lmao
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it," she replied. "Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained. "Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation. " Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for?" She replied... "Your horse called."
Just Her Voice
Just her voice enchants me rising to crescendo from a whisper in her throat - and I long to crawl through the telephone to feel the tingle in her skin. So many nights saved by conversation, sensual moments conveyed by words where bodies never meet. I am a thousand miles inside of her and she is guiding me to places I long to live, spaces I live to fill. Now I am crying out to her and telling her in words, in moans, intense needs and wants - willing her to me, imagining moments we shall share together tomorrow. Then we fall silent, except the quiet affirmation of love we will ever feel. I cannot tell her this, though: these moments stolen over telephone lines are my food, my breath, my life until the day I hold her and we melt into one. © All rights reserved
This Is What I Feeel About You David H
I don't need a lot of things, I can get by with nothing. Of all the blessings life can bring, I've always needed something But I've got all I want. When it comes to loving you You're my only reason, You're my only truth. I need you like water Like breath, like rain. I need you like mercy From heaven's gate. There's a freedom in your arms That carries me through. I need you You're the hope that moves me To courage again. You're the love that rescues me When the cold winds rage. And it's so amazing 'Cause that's just how you are. And I can't turn back now 'Cause you've brought me too far.
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Saturday 9-8-07
A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be. ~Douglas Pagels
Larry Craig Pervert Scandal Is Tip Of The Iceberg
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 30 Aug 2007, 10:12 Larry Craig Pervert Scandal Is Tip Of The Iceberg Revelations about Senator Larry Craig that have mired the Republicans in another sex scandal over the past few days continue to rumble across the media spectrum - but the true scale of perversion, organized child sex slavery rings and their connections to the elite is uniformly omitted from polite conversation. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/august2007/300807_larry_craig.htm
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Football
hows everybody feel about the return of football season. the upsets are all over the place michigan, auburn and more to come if you have a favorite let me know. lets talk football.
Native American Beads
~Meaning in Native American Life~ Beauty aside, wearing or presenting jewelry had many social, economic, political and religious implications for the Native Americans of the 1600ís in southern New England. Jewelry was used to show connection with a particular group. Beads validated treaties and were used to remember oral tradition, as well as for exchange and currency. There were many ritual aspects of beads and pendants used in ceremonies of dance, curing and sacrifice. Jewelry was also used in many Ďrites of passageí which individuals passed through in their lives. Personal Aesthetics: Native Americans in New England, especially young women, enhanced their dress with beads and pendants. Wampum beads were treasured possessions and elaborate types and large amounts of jewelry were worn. Native American women, however, were considered less vain than European women. Besides jewelry, beads decorated clothing or were inlaid into objects of wood for aesthetic beauty. Wampum inlaid wood
Lets See
Whats on the mind on Itsim today............ nothing nothing at all.... and if there was would you really even want to hear it???? of course not soooo I just basicly wanted to bug who ever reads this with an alert hahaha....waves to whom ever is reading the thoughts in my head :P xoxoxoxo
Haha!! Evil Junk Mail! Get Back At Them!! [evil Laugh]
Copied from mistrwayne-Fu-Bomber Andy Rooney's CBS Newsman Tricks of the trade and something to remember. Tips for Handling >>Telemarketers
Why Do Women Think?
That i would sit there and cry my eyes out over them ? I don't and thats all there is 2 . The olny ones I done that for are dead . And i didn't kill them . So get a clue , buy a vowel win a life .
America Rules
I served in the Army for 4 years. I was deployed to Iraq. Ilost my best other there and had a RPG go over my head. For those of you that don't know what that is it is a rocket propelled grenade. I also had a mortar land 25 feet behind me. So if your over in Iraq now I hope and pray that you come home safe. But remember this KILL THEM ALL.
In The Clouds
All I ca nsay is I am in the clouds and it is a good feeling. I mean hell....I am havcing typos happen. Not going to fix them even. LOL. Am I crazy? I do not want to lose it nor do I want to scare off the one responsible for this. Just had to get this out even if it may not make any sense to ppl. LOL. I AM ALIVE!!!!!!!!!! And maybe some other things. hehehe.
She Needs Love
my friend has been through so much pain and hurt from the lose of her unborn daughter to abuse from others. not saying names but i'm sure alot of u know who i'm speaking of. she suffered an emotional breakdown due to the treatment from someone she cared for. send her luv so when she is well she knows that there are still good people in this world..... pray for her recovery, MY HEART FAITH!!!! RATE, ADD FAN ME .. PLEZ SIGN GUEST BOOK!!!!!@ fubar
45,000 To Go
THIS ONE IS FOR THE BROz!!LET'S DO THIS!!SNIPER IS AWESOME GUY AND WE ALL KNOW IT. LET'S ALL HELP HIM OUT ON THIS AND TAKE HIM TO THE NEXT LEVEL!Henchman ⇒ Insider¬ģ!!!¬ß√Ď√éP√čR!!!¬©**FUBAR HUBBY& R/L B/F TO** ~‚ô•Night~Vixen‚ô•~@ fubarYOU GOTTA LOVE THAT T-SHIRT TOO! LOL'REAL MEN DON'T EAT QUICHE!! LOLDOES IT LOOK LIKE THIS GUY DOES?REAL MEN HAVE ATTITUDE, WEAR OAKLEY SHADES AND ARE NOT AFRAID TO GIVE YOU A ONE FINGER SALUTE!!! LMAO!SNIPER ROCKS SO LET DO THIS, K THX.
Deleting..
This account is getting deleted now.. If you want you can add my other accounts from my page (one of them may be getting deleted today as well I'm not sure yet, I've spent so much time on them.) Take Care.. Have Fun!
Come To Me My Love!
COME TO ME MY LOVE WHEN YOU NEED ME AND I WILL HOLD YOU COME TO ME MY LOVE WHEN YOU WANT ME AND I WILL LOVE YOU COME TO ME MY LOVE WHEN YOU ARE DISHEARTENED AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY STRENGTH COME TO ME MY LOVE WHEN YOU ARE AFRAID AND I WILL COMFORT YOU FOR YOU ARE MY HEART WHOM I LOVE AND I WILL ALWAYS CHERISH YOU!
My Grandmother!
On Tuesady 13th June, 2006, i received a very upsetting phone call at 1pm from the RWH(Royal Women's Hospital in Melbourne) about my grandmother that had been in & out of that hospital for the last 18months in remission for 2 forms of cancer(breast cancer & cervical cancer) telling me that she had passed away to a better place than here. At the time i received that disturbing phone call i happen to be at a local park near my place & no-one would've ever seen a man drop like a tonne of cement so quickly ever, then i couldn't help but let the years run streaming down my face in hurt. The reason why i was like this is because my grandmother & i were very close, she was more of a real mother than my birth mother would have ever been, we had so much fun, we went to dinner dances together, with went & had lunch every weekend together, i went to watch her to tai-chi & line dancing, we went to see movies together, she came to watch me at basketball, football(VFL back then), cricket when i was
Osbourne/zombie
OZZY OSBOURNE returns to the road October 18 in Seattle, WA for a massive 40-show North American fall tour in support of BLACK RAIN--his critically acclaimed first album of new studio material in six years--with special guest ROB ZOMBIE. ZOMBIE's hit film Halloween premiered number one at the box office this past weekend and broke all Labor Day Weekend records while grossing an estimated 31 million dollars. Promoted by AEG Live, these concerts will mark OZZY's first arena tour in six years in the U.S. and four years in Canada. Bringing together two of rock's best and most dynamic frontmen in one unforgettable extravaganza, the tour will include stops in Seattle, Vancouver, Salt Lake City, Oakland, San Diego, Las Vegas, Phoenix, Los Angeles, Denver, Chicago, Detroit and more, with a special Halloween show in Minneapolis. It will also mark OZZY's first time ever playing in a number of the tour markets, including Saskatoon, Rapid City, Billings and Stockton, and will be highlighted by
Good Morning
good morning my awsome friends hope you have a great day and remeber to put a smile on your cute little faces
The Beatles - No Where Man
if ya don't know the words you are a n00b :P
He Still Loves Me
Sometimes we're prejudiceed, you know, and don't like other folk Because they don't agree with us or may be old and broke. Their style of life is not ours, their goals are different, too, And so we shurg them off becaus we don't like what they do. I've thought about this quite a bit because we're quick to judge' And sometimes we will critized and even hold a grudge. But one thing i find comfrorting and also cheers my heart Is that the Lord's been watching me right from the very start. He knows my every thought and deed, no thing from Him is hid, He even knew my childish heart when I was just a kid. So, thank you, Lord, for loving me and showing me your willFor You know all about me and yet You still love me!
9/11 Facts
Now listen to me! Read through all of this, and don't stop till you hit the bottom, or you'll regret it! UNITED WE STAND 1) New York City has 11 letters 2) Afghanistan has 11 letters. 3) Ramsin Yuseb (The ist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters. 4) George W Bush has 11 letters. 5) The two twin towers make an "11" This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting: 2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11. 3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11 4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers. 6+5 = 11 5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11 6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11. Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind: 1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254. >2 + 5 + 4 = 11.
Censorship Handed Down From The Chi-com Motherfuckers
Wow, am I pissed off! This fucking place gets worse by the day. I'm seriously considering pulling up stakes and going somewhere else to waste my fucking time. For the past week, I haven't been able to figure out why I never see my "name" (WhiskeyTangoFoxxxtrot") on anything that I put out there. So, today I ask why? in the Fubar support lounge. I'm told by some woman that "I know why...it's the "xxx" in your name. they've changed things." Changed things? WTF? "Yes, "xxx" is considered porn & NSFW". Holy Fucking Shit. Three little letters, "xxx" is considered porn. Wow. I thought that pictures of great big cocks shooting wads of jizz all over pretty girls' faces was porn...Boy, am I fucking STUPID! Oh, yeah, I was also told to watch my language (I told her that it was Bullshit) as "this is a PG lounge". Fucking little twat. Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck How ya like me NOW, bitches!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I won't even get into how I was blocked from po
Growing On Life
so this is when you learn what its like to be a person and be on your own. it's hard at first but once you get the hand of it, it's easy. there's drama, heartbreak, deaths, criminals, etc. but once everything is done with you just learn from the things you have done and the things that the people around you do. i mean lifes a bitch & thats that. it's hard to let go of things that were so amazing. but it's honestly the best thing you can do. no matter what people say or think it's the only thing you can do. learn from everything. and don't live wiht regret. cuz everything you did was for a reason. this is lifeee. so don't try and change it. people make mistakes no matter what. NOONES is PERFECT. they may think they are but honestly they aren't
Chicago - You're The Inspiration
AHHHH SAPPY ROMANCE SONGS :D You know our love was meant to be The kind of love that lasts forever And I want you here with me From tonight until the end of time You should know, everywhere I go You're always on my mind, in my heart In my soul, Baby Chorus: You're the meaning in my life You're the inspiration You bring feeling to my life You're the inspiration Wanna have you near me I wanna have you hear me sayin' No one needs you more than I need you And I know, yes I know that it's plain to see We're so in love when we're together Now I know that I need you here with me From tonight until the end of time You should know, everywhere I go Always on my mind, in my heart In my soul You're the meaning in my life You're the inspiration You bring feeling to my life You're the inspiration Wanna have you near me I wanna have you hear me sayin' No one needs you more than I No one needs you more than I Wanna have you near me I wanna have you hear me
How Horny Am I ??
You scored as UBERHORNY MOTHERFUCKER, you're the horniest motherfucker i ever met. what the fuck are you doing doing a quiz? go fuck yourself! please before you leave... rate me a 5 if you enjoy being a uberhorny motherfuckerUBERHORNY MOTHERFUCKER80% not that horny60% pretty damn horny...60% SEMI-HORNY BASTARD40% Homosexual Horny Motherfucker!40% anti-horny0% How horny are you?? (explicit)created with QuizFarm.com
Poetry
I have loved and been hurt by love I have seen joy and yet there is pain I have breathed and yet i am breathless In your presence Consumed by your beauty the essence of love I have walked a thousand miles in my shoes On a road which never ends Through the driving rains many tears have fallen Swept up in the passage of time My heart will linger in the moonlight As i breathe the ocean breeze tonight For on the horizon there is a new day A story still left untold For the dreamer dreams of hope And a lover feels with their heart So why is it human nature For us to tear ourselves apart??
Body Part I Like Most
You scored as Face, You love a person's face. Its what really makes a person, a person. You may not care about their body or maybe you do but its their face that you love most. You just love how they look. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Eyes100% Stomach100% Butt100% Face100% Between the legs67% Breasts0% Legs0% What body part do you like most? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com
Love
Love is a silent hell. Destroying all emotions, And when it ends, is when Love becomes a silent hell Love is now like a stranger to me, But I did meet Love once. It was with a girl so beautiful, But she questioned and left my love! So now to me, Love is but a silent hell Though in part I still love the one Even though we wishes us nothing. Love is painful Infact it is riddled with pain. However pain has it's rewards. It makes one stronger! Love seems to me, uncontainable, And those who dare to try Are eventually lost to insanity Never to be saved Some who survive, are like me Believeing love to be a silent hell A force so wildly uncontrollable That only the lucky seem to weild it.
Oil Change..lol
Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee. 3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change $20.00 Coffee $1.00 Total $21.00 ========================================================== Oil Change instructions for Men: 1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a check for $50.00. 2) Stop by 7 - 11 and buy a case of beer, write a check for $20, drive home. 3) Open a beer and drink it. 4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands. 5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car. 6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it. 7) Place drain pan under engine. 8) Look for 9/16 box end wrench. 9) Give up and use crescent wrench. 10) Unscrew drain plug. 11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil
My World
Feeling your tongue on my body makes me speechless I have missed the way you make me come alive The anticipation of what you will do next is so thrilling Going down to my most private region My world has been waiting for you You look up at me giving me a smile and you blow me a kiss goodbye Then it happens... Your mouth meets my world and I lose all control Sheer pleasure fills me I can feel it from my head all the way down to my toes Shaking, moaning your name over and over again Grabbing your head pushing you in deeper I can hardly breathe it feels so good You are working magic Casting me under this wonderful spell Its building I can feel it I'm almost ready to let go You know this and you know exactly how to make it happen Your tongue right there My world erupts all over An incredible rush I'm moaning releasing into your mouth You drink up every last drop Kissing me all over You come back up and hold me Letting me enjoy this great feeling
Never Forget Heros From American Airlines Flight 11 9/11/01
Okay I was going to post this as one blog but it will not let me post it in it's entirety Blogs on CT are limited to 50000 characters and this one has 113000 characters So I will do it in a couple parts Here is a little something to reflect on, It will take a while to go through all the names but we need to never forget, We don't need just rememmber on the anniversary of that fatefull day, We need to Never, Ever Forget!!! God Bless the USA CONFIRMED DEAD: 2948 ē REPORTED DEAD: 24 ē REPORTED MISSING: 24 ē TOTAL: 2996 American Airlines Flight 11 Heros CREW Barbara Arestegui, 38, Marstons Mills, Massachusetts* Jeffrey Collman, 41, Novato, Calif.* Sara Low, 28, Batesville, Arkansas* Karen A. Martin, 40, Danvers, Mass.* First Officer Thomas McGuinness, 42, Portsmouth, New Hampshire* Kathleen Nicosia, 54, Winthrop, Mass.* John Ogonowski, 52, Dracut, Massachusetts* Betty Ong, 45, Andover, Massachusetts* Jean Roger, 24, Longmeadow, Massachusetts* Dianne Snyder
Hugh White
The past cannot be changed, the future is still in your power.
Highway Safety Threat ???
Enter Course!
You may think this is corny but have you ever really listened to the sound of it? I don't think anyone makes a more sexier sound than when they are doing it. No? kk, then how it feels when you get off? Whew, awesome climax without thinking a single thought other than how awesome it feels. Hmm, I just thought I might add that. Whatever!
Never Forget 9/11
I was dicharged from the USAF the day before.The earliest flight home to Washington was at 7:35pm est from Raleigh/Durnam,N.C. with a 1 hour layover in Chicago.It was as I was getting off the plane that I found out that the 2 towers had been hit.5 minutes later as I was calling home,that is when the Pentagon was hit.I didn't leave Chicago until that Friday on an Amtrak train for a 42 hour ride home.Now when I think of 9/11,I realize that I could have been on a plane that could have been hijacked and flown into a building of some sort.I scares me still to think of that.
Comment Bombs Bombs Bombs Bombs
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Monday 9-10-07
The road that is built in hope is more pleasant to the traveler than the road built in despair, even though they both lead to the same destination. ~Marian Zimmer Bradley
Robbie Williams - Angels
sappy as fuck i know.. but this used to be one of my favorite songs lol I sit and wait Does an angel contemplate my fate And do they know The places where we go When we're grey and old 'cos I've been told That salvation lets their wings unfold So when I'm lying in my bed Thoughts running through my head And I feel that love is dead I'm loving angels instead Chorus And through it all she offers me protection A lot of love and affection Whether I'm right or wrong And down the waterfall Wherever it may take me I know that life won't break me When I come to call she won't forsake me I'm loving angels instead When I'm feeling weak And my pain walks down a one way street I look above And I know I'll always be blessed with love And as the feeling grows She breathes flesh to my bones And when love is dead I'm loving angels instead Chorus And through it all she offers me protection A lot of love and affection Whether I'm right or wrong And down th
Home From Nc. Agian
Home from NC. agian I do not mind going home a few times a year but twice this year i went to NC to barrie either friends or family they say it comes in 3 i hope not that would mean one more to come. i sure hope not. And i want my family and friends to know how much there calls and kind words mean to me and helped me though both . I love ya"ll , Thanks everyone that took the time out of there busy life to call me and checked on me your greatttttttttt.
** New Music!!! ** Egypt Central - You Make Me Sick
what ya think? 30 seconds to mars wanna bees?
Eighteen Visions - Victim
I like these guys there angry :D (One Two Three GO!) You can't be saved You've gone and dug your grave And its getting deeper by the minute Well you had to turn your back Ain't cutting you no slack Hooked on your lies you had me going Chorus: (So give me one) Good reason i should be forgivin' you when I don't care anyway (So give me two) good reasons i should be forgivin' you when I'm the victim today You threw it all away Still gettin high today You'll crash and burn before you know it Addicted to your lies Think I've been victimized Same day same night same situation Chorus GO! And I feel like I'm the victim x2 I feel like I have be criticized (yeah yeah) By every little thing you say Now I don't really care cause you're the one thats going down And now I've left you here for dead Chorus x2 (So give one) Good reason I should be forgivin' you (So give me two) Good reasons I should be forgivin' you And I feel like I'm the victim
110 Stories
110 stories fell on top of me today, I didnít think the pain would ever go away. When it finally did I realized where I was at, Sitting at the gates of Heaven was exactly where I sat. I tried to remember; at last it finally came, Could this be a joke? Is this some sick twisted game? A loud explosion from upstairs, People panic and start to yell, A man in a wheel chair starts to cry, All I could think of was I was going to die. Step after Step we ran from our fears, I thought I would drown from the flow of our tears. People started panicking and going insane, I knew exactly what they were feeling for I felt their pain. Nobody knew what happened, All we knew was we didnít have long, To get out of the building before it was collapsed and gone. All of a sudden I felt the ground start to shake, None of this was real it was totally fake. Then the floors started to fall, I fro
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Moved
Well, I'm finally done moving....Settled in with my baby and living our life together. I tell ya what though, it's a bit difficult to move an entire house worth of furniture using nothing but a Ford Explorer, HOWEVER, it can be done!! Furniture and all, we managed to get it done in jus 3 days. I'm fucking tired, but it's good to be settled in, and finally feel at home. Drew
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Remember
Here it is 6 years to the date i still remember going to my second hour class in high school and sitting down not knowing any thing about what's going on and get to class and see the tv on and a building burning and wondering what the hell is going on and why is there a tv on and why is there a building burning and then i remember asking one of my friends wut is on the tv and them saying that the twin tower just got hit by a plane my first thought was damn some dumbass don't know how to fly a plane and then i started thinking why run in to the building and that is when they started talking about terrorist attack but wut got me the most was when i saw the second plan go into the other building and it shocked us all to see the second building get hit that is something that you don't see every day the first thing that popped into my head was someone is trying to start a war with us.you know it is very hard not to forget things that impact your country you know i forget things alot and fo
Women Pirates~ The Legend~
Women Pirates~ The Leneds~ Men were not the only ones who sailed the seas. Women were amongst the sailors that pillaged unsuspecting ships. They were just as deserving of their place in history as the men. Three of the most notorious female pirates are Grace OíMalley, Anne Bonny and Mary Read. Whenever the subject of female pirates comes up Anne Bonny and Mary Read are the first names to be mentioned. In Anne Bonnyís case she was the child of a scandalous love affair between her father and the maid. Her father separated from his wife and ran away to Carolina to live with his daughter and mistress. The maid died, leaving Anne the lady of the house even though she is rumored to have had a horrid temper. Though she had many suitors she chose a sailor whom her father dubbed as not good enough for her so the two lovers ran away to the colony Providence in the Caribbean. It was here that she met Captain Jack Rackham who took her aboard his ship to be his companion. One day they found a y
The Face Of Cancer.....the Hope Of The Chosen.... The Fight Of A Survivor
When nothing but a Miracle will do Diagnosed with cancer, many treatments lay ahead. Through it all-this Jesus said, ""Never to leave-nor forsake you, One day my child, a miracle awaits you"". When nothing but a miracle will do. Set into remission, to have it return, Remission to relapse is what I heard. My Jesus my Jesus, He moulds me-he holds me. There with me always forever he will be. He can mend me-touch me-heal and set free. When nothing but a miracle will do. My Jesus, my Jesus, Spoke to me-set me free. Allowed my eyes to see, the miracle that awaited me. His voice broke through: ""Now is the time my child, start today and begin a new, for you are now cancer free"". When nothing but a miracle will do. One day my Jesus will heal me~ One day I will be cancer free~ Until then, I am holding on to this...... My Jesus will heal me one day, and I will say, I am cancer free.... Until that glorious day~ Jesus I love you and I pray..... W
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America United?
Hey America Let me ask you you a question: Why is it that every year on this date, you choose to remember? Why is it, every year on this date, you choose to be patriotic? Why is it, that every other day of the year, you don't care? The American flags were EVERYWHERE by the end of September 2001. Now where are they? I don't see them on cars anymore. Instead I see the little support our troops trunk magnets. Many of which support the troops but protest the government by either making little complaints amongst friends or holding up signs.Or bashing the President on TV. Yeah, that's UNITY, right? Freedom of Speech it seems gives everyone an excuse to complain about what they do not understand, what they cannot understand, things that they cannot and will not ever experience. United We Stand, Divided We Fall, right America? Democrats, Republicans, WHO CARES. We are Americans. Yet you still protest EACH OTHER. Pull your heads out of your asses America. You all
Drinking
this place seems cool enough.. but honestly i would rather be drinking some real drinks.. anyone else feel that way?? i mean i am ready to get drunk and party for real..
Nephews And Fishing
My brother and I took two of my nephews out fishing Saturday. They stayed with us on the boat for about an hour and a half, very good for 3 & 4 years old I'd say. It wasn't the easiest day to fish with the boys because the wind had the water a little choppy, so their bobber looked for all the world like it was on the move. But TC caught the first fish: a huge (6") bluegill. Now you have to understand, these two brothers are very competitive! Jackson immediately started to get upset. HE wanted a fish too! In about ten seconds it went from bad to worse as he started to cry. My brother is a master of dealing with his two boys though (probably because he and I weren't so different when we were kids). He dropped that fish back in the water on the other side of the boat still attacked to the line and said, "Jackson you've got one too!" The deception worked really good for Jackson who then pulled the fish out of the water. TC was confused for a few seconds: where did his fish go? My bro
Harry Connick, Jr. - Jambalaya
Hey, Friend...
Hey, friend, the flowers are all gone, and the sunshine is hiding in the wintery sky, so I wanted to send you a warm hug and some sunshine to let you know you're in my thoughts today. I'll do my best to send you the warmth of summer when winter winds come your way.
I Love My Life
Hi fubar friends.I am new at this and am still learning.This seems to be a really cool site to make friends.Hope to hear from you soon and god bless those all on Sept 9-11.
Be Careful.....
A Calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy and walked right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big, and he exclaimed, "Lord, have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I would lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
In Rememberence
Final Fantasy 8- Entwined
Underworld- The Last Sunrise
Evangelion- Tightrope
The Forgiven
Final Fantasy- Daylight Dancer
You Know You're From Philadelphia When...
You know you're from Philadelphia when... You realize that your favorite dessert is wooder ice. (It comes in churry, strawburry, and other assorted flavors.) You find yourself using "Yo" and "Youse guys" when talking long distance to family members. You know how to spell Schuylkill. You think $2,500 for insurance on a '79 Toyota is a bargain. You find yourself at a nice restaurant thinking, "This would only be three bucks at a truckstop." You can sleep soundly through gunshots in the neighborhood. You visit New York and notice how clean it is. You believe that the car on your side, flashing its turn signal, wants you to close the gap with the car in front. You can't eat fries without Cheeze Whiz. You find street people greet you by first name. You don't think Wawa sounds funny. You snub a cheesesteak that isn't on an Amoroso roll. Your parents, brothers, sisters, aunts and uncles all live on the same block. You love scrapple for breakfast. You took a vacati
Frozen
Still alive yet barely moving. this place gave me the chills for years. Why can I not find the warmth I need? Frozen... trundra under my bare feet, I walk in search of a love lost. My eyes still in disbelief...how could he ever love me? I dont know what he feels, what he thinks... Frozen a beautiful place crystalin tears fall from my face. I have nothing without him. I am nothing... Keep me warm my love? Find me in this wasteland of hell. my frozen hell... Would it be to much to ask for you to love me back? Many have found me. Many have tried to save me. What is there to be saved by another man? Nothing. There is nothing...but ... Freezing winds bite at my skin. the ice forming around the tips of my hair. I pull my arms around me... they are not yours.. sadly, these crystal tears they are not yours. Touch me once. Hold me close. Look in my eyes and say you love me... even for one night. I am frozen. I can no longer stand or walk my
Short Blog
Seems there are problems getting to peoples contest pages Problems ON Fubar whod have seen THAT comin Also a minor annoyance I notice The pic viewer on top it seems when ever your rolling over a page you see a hot lookin member youd like to check out and the pic viewer changes the next page. GRRRRRRRRRRR bad bad bad bad Sometime ya luck out and they come back around but have also missed on a few Id have liked to have check
September 12th, 2007
WOAH! O.o You may meet someone from far away or just dream about travel, but in either case, your good mental energy prepares you for the culture clash. Keep an open mind and see where things go from here!
Rug Burns
Just before the yellow dawn, I spent six hours, aglow and double down on Anna's carpet, teaching her theories of flight and falling - between gulps of dandelion wine I said: "I am who am, baby." (She thought that was a hip thing for me to say.) I remember thinking: Jeez, I'm always teaching little birds the sting of rug burns - will this never end? At sunrise, I saw her blink from the smell of burning cake and I went into her pink hell bathroom, yelling behind me: "Back in five minutes." Yeah, right... Out the back door. © All rights reserved
Haters
LOL, saw this and thought how true...hehehe Seriously, its the internet fols, dont make it your whole life....!!
Guest Book
hey guys i have a guest book on my page now hit me up an sign it an rate fan an add me also i will show much luv to ure page as well
Visitor In The Night
His work-roughened hands ran down her silky arm. "I don't want to hurt you. My hands are so rough." She leaned against him "I love rough hands, it shows a man that's worked hard all his life." His mouth nipped along her neck while his hands push her hair out of the way. "I love the way you smell and taste. I want you , need you and hunger for you; but I"m afraid. "Afraid...of what." "Afraid this isn't real." She heard the catch in his voice and turned around to straddle him. Grabbing his hand she ran it along her naked body. Over her breasts with their hard nipples. Down her stomach to end at her moist pussy. "Does this feel real?" she whispered. She dipped her finger into her juices and brought it to his mouth. "Does this taste real." she said rubbing his lips with her finger. He licked her juice off her finger. She tasted sweet and tart. She tasted like her. He moaned and pulled her in for a kiss. Their tongues tangled in each other's mouth. Her hands rip off his shirt wh
Meeting New Peoples
Wow, boy that's all I can really say about my first FuBar experience lol. I wasn't on but 5 to 10 minuets and already I was a chillfu. I think that's good right?? lol. Well anyways, my friends are the ones that wanted me to get this thing so I did and when I found them I also found someone else. He knows who he is lol. He is the cutest person I have ever seen!! I like him a lot but just like he said I want to get to know him first... But already I can say that we would make a really cute couple lol. He's so sweet and shy and my friend that introduced us has told me nothing but great and wonderful things about him. He just seems so... perfect for me. lol. But I don't know how he thinks of me, and I'm pretty sure after reading my first blog he might think I'm weird or something lol. But hopefully it'll just make him like me more. I really want a chance with this guy, I want the chance to show him... how a perfect relationship works, how passion and maybe love can really feel lol. Alr
For My Fu Friend Derek
Oh no, this couldn't be more unexpected And I can tell you I've been moving in so slow Don't let it throw you off too far Cause I'll be running right behind you Could this be out of line? Could this be out of line To say you're the only one breaking me down like this You're the only one I would take a shot on Keep me hanging on so contagiously Oohhh, when I'm around you I'm predictable Cause I believe in liking you with first sight I know it's crazy but I'm hoping to.. To take a hold of you Could this be out of line? Could this be out of line To say you're the only one breaking me down like this You're the only one I would take a shot on Keep me hanging on so contagiously Oh you're everything I'm wanting Come to think of it, I'm aching On account of my transgression.. Will you welcome this confession? Could this be out of line? Could this be out of line To say you're the only one breaking me down like this You're the only one I would take a shot on Keep
Laugh My Butt Off!!
The Nights Cold Heart.
It's a cold heart that lives, all day in the night, never knowing what is wrong or what is right, The nights go by in circles without sound, none of your thoughts have ever reached the ground. How can a heart at night, when things it cannot see, know which is wrong and which one is for keeps. How does it know which one to choose, when with one you might win, but with the other you always lose. Can the heart in the night, make the right choice or shall it listen to a foreign voice. One that does not know, or understand what it's like to live in a land of night. People all around try and help the heart, but not knowing where he is, how can they start? Ideas they pull from the thin air, are being pulled from the light, what can they do for a heart that lives in the night? Cold is cold, cold as can be, the heart in the night just cannot see, What does he do to save his life, when he is cold and dark, and answers they give him, come from the light? Maybe the heart waits in cold
Faery Tradition , And Runa Mgieck
I donít think I have been this excited since my first lay, on Oct 1st I start my Year and a Day classes in the Faery Tradition , and Runa Mgieck. Elder Shawn Blackwolf will be teaching the class, this is way cool as he is the only person that teaches a path close to Corbadera that I practiced for some years. If anyone is interested in learning a form of Mgieck that is truly of the old way follow the link provided. Praetorian http://mysticwicks.com/showthread.php?t=167139 Classes will begin October 1 This will be an intensive exploration , study , and practice , of the Obri - Runic language , known as Runa , and the symbol - number - meaning attributions and symbol code arrangements , as well learning to read , write , and work with formulas within the mgieckal system... There will be an in depth study of the Faery Tree , and how to travel the realms , as well mgieckal retual practice ; Exercises will be given , with sonics and visualizations , used to balance th
Harley Radio Rocks
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Imagining
I imagine now a feathery touch across my chest and down down down until you hold me stroke me lead me into your sweet center and my breath catches feeling now the warmth moist suction of you and I am deeper throbbing pounding kissing you hard and tasting your sweat your moans into my ear hands pressing me closer to you soft skin against me stiffened breasts beneath me faster into you and now exploding heat and sticky drops of me all of me into you and ending with a feathery touch as I collapse into your arms. © All rights reserved
Thought For The Day - 13 September 2007
We were talking about religion today, and my 6-year-old kid asked me, "Religion? Is that a legendary Pokemon?"--ZellKFF
Thursday 9-13-07
Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available. ~Jim Beggs The world always looks brighter from behind a smile. ~Author Unknown
Poetry....
MUSIC --------------------- Drowning in the depths of a song She sings And caresses her mind While the candles burn Brightly And Slowly Languidly she rocks herself While tears start to stream She smiles And in her mind she screams Only a slow rhythm Can ease the burdens she carries with her now One two One two Goes the Beat of the blues She sings toÖ COLA --------------------- The cold dark liquid Has done naught a thing To bring me up With its Caffeine Instead I wallow In it's darkness And lounge in its pools Without an ounce Of energy ODE TO A MARKER ----------------------- Green marker You've lain upon my desk And I've given you such rest I guess its cool that you've Not a lot to do But maybe I should use you in a flurry Of highlights here and there
Real Love My Version Of It ; ; Poem By Diana
Love be a feeling of foreverness . Attraction to some one that you always miss. you seem to jump right out of your skin , everytime when that person is near . The phone rings and you know it,s them . Excitement goes thru you when you see them online or When you know you have a sence of longing at night. They do little things to suprize you alot and your not expecting anything at all. Is this love and should We be aware , that little things mean so , but , is this love or just a way to lead to, anh to an affair. To know its real to me , is to long to be held and cuddling , kissing and sencein, this is ongoing for the both . Love is a feeling of two souls connected, feeling as one. Talking finishing each others sentences , As if almost you or your lover, knows what the other be thinking. Trusting each othe , communicating , and meeting each others needs ; in as many ways , you want to please the other and bring smiles , of joy to them , This m
You Must Answer These 4 Questions.....
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So Right Now,
so right now, before you turn the page and get on with your lift, before another moment passes away, let me be the first to say it. I LOVE YOU pass it on.
Paper Rock Scissors
The Library At War
I think it was in a Robert Ringer book that I once read only ten percent of Americans have a library card. The sad thing is that might even be an exaggeration. I look at it this way; why spend hundreds, potentially thousands of dollars buying books that you think will interest you and after the first read you might never look at again? And the library card itself, at least in my experience, doesn't cost you a penny and you get two or three weeks to decide whether a particular book you check out is worth your time or it's overwritten trash. I've encountered both, and that's the price of reading what isn't necessarily ranking on the current best-seller (by the way, such lists are often based on sales projections rather than books sold) list but ultimately what interests me. I'm probably a more frequent visitor to Minot Public Library than some students! Anyway, Monday I was at home with the kids and put them in the stroller to go walking. Minot Public Library is five blocks south
Shadow's Training
i call her shadow ,she moves like one,she cannot be caught and yet she is always there,she will do my bidding,cannot be destroyed,she shys from the light and gets lost in the darkness her presences is reassuring her absence is unsetteling. she came to me out of the darkness calling me master.I have felt her presence all my life but like a shadow she has remained just out of touch.Her gift is sublime she gives herself without thought only wanting to please her master and yet she is here by her free will i own her soul and she mine.the trust developed is like no other.....So take hede my gentle reader,the trip i will take you on from here out would only make sense if you can comprehend your own shadow ... she sat in the candle light soft music playing in the background face demure she sat on her knees and heels,eyes downcast,hands palm down on her leggs she waits for me she waits for my instruction,my desire ,my firm hand if need be.I sit beside her in my red wingback gazing upo
My Big, Fat Chocolate Chip Cookies
My Big, Fat Chocolate Chip Cookies 2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour 1 teaspoon baking soda 1 teaspoon salt 1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, at room temperature 1/2 cup white sugar 3/4 cup packed light brown sugar 1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract 2 large eggs 1 (8-ounce) block dark chocolate, coarsely chopped Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Line 2 cookie sheets with parchment paper. Sift together the flour, baking soda, and salt into a medium bowl and set aside. Place the butter, sugar, and brown sugar in the bowl of an electric mixer; cream together on medium speed until light and fluffy. Scrape down the sides of the bowl with a rubber spatula. Beat in the vanilla and eggs. Gradually add the dry ingredients to the creamed mixture and continue to mix until a smooth batter forms. Turn off the mixer and fold in the chocolate chunks using the spatula. To form the cookies, scoop about 1/4 cup of cookie dough into your hands and roll it around into a ball; place them ab
My B-day
..>Your Birthdate: September 19You are resilient, and no doubt your resilience has already been tested.You've had some difficult experiences in your life, but you are wise from them.Having had to grow up quickly, you tend to discount the advice of others.You tend to be a loner, having learned that the only person you can depend on is yourself.Your strength: Well developed stability and confidenceYour weakness: Suspicion of othersYour power color: EggplantYour power symbol: SpadeYour power month: October..>What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
So...you Think America Is So Great??
Poverty and Misery Myth: People in the U.S. have it so much better than people in other countries. Facts (30): 1.Life expectancy in 20-year-old American males -- 36 countries are better than the U.S. 2.Life expectancy in 20-yeaer-old American females -- 21 countries are better than the U.S. 3.Infant mortality rate -- 20 countries are better, and it's twice as bad for black infants as for whites 4.Women's chances of living through childbirth -- eleven countries are better than the U.S. 5.The poor are the fastest growing demographic group in the U.S. 6.One out of every 5 American adults is functionally illiterate. 7.One out of every 4 Americans lives in substandard housing -- inadequate plumbing, heat, or other facilities. 8.Scarcity of decent dwellings allows landlords to charge exorbitant rents. 9.An estimated 2 million people are homeless. 10.At least 20 million Americans go hungry every month. 11."More than half of the Americans who live below th
A Living Example Of Love
"And hope maketh not ashamed; because the love of God is shed abroad in our hearts by the Holy Ghost which is given unto us." (Romans 5:5) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't ever worry about not having enough love inside you. The Word says God's love is shed abroad in your heart by the Holy Ghost. God's love is in you. What you need to do is make a decision to let it flow. Pray this prayer today. "In Jesus' Name, I make a fresh and strong commitment today to live the life of love, to let the tenderness of God flow through me and heal the wounded hearts of those I meet. "Father, teach me to love even when things go wrong. To be patient and kind when the children are underfoot. To overlook the spiteful words of an angry spouse. To rejoice when someone at the office gets the raise that I thought I needed. Teach me to talk in love, to lay gossip quietly aside and to take up words of grace instead. "Lord, Your
The Crawl...
THE CRAWL Cruising through the fog to a date with the wicked leather and lace with a pinch of lingerie feeling the wine my head sets to spin spinning the fog thatís still setting in a glow comes over the mountains and I cannot place the moon pretty little things crawl up my spine a devious glow fills my eyes pretty little things crawl up my spine the wine flows red to match the sky and I have to wonder why Jesus sitting shotgun and my heart is full of sin monsters and angels around every bend music and madness surround the head of the table is a drunken clown frolic and dance fill the floor and I canít feel my heart anymore pretty little things crawl up my spine a devious glow fills my eyes pretty little things crawl up my spine the wine flows red to match the sky and I have to wonder why... Lucy~
My Most Vivid Memory From The Explosion
I do not remember everything that happened the day that the IED exploded ripping up the humvee we were riding in and injuring Andy, Mac and myself. There are periods of time that I was blacked out from the pain and a small bleed in my brain. I have come to remember more and more of that day and the most vivid memory I have is of Roger Briggsman and what he did for me. One thing I very vividly remember is waking up and seeing Briggs leaning over me while yelling at the medic on site asking what to do. I remember him ripping my cammies and using pieces of it to tie off my leg to stop the bleeding. I remember the tears flowing down my face and squirming in the sand. I remember my leg killing me and I remember trying to get a look at it but Briggs wouldn't let me. He held me down as I fought against him and at the time I was so mad at him for it but now I know why he did what he did and am glad that he held me down. I remember Briggs getting a very distinctive crack in his voice whe
Happy Mediums
There are so many things I see, and hear almost on a daily basis in this country that confuses me. As many of you know I am an avid talk radio listener. This brings up my next subject Happy-Mediums (so don't know any other word for it). I have even touched on this a few times in some of my college papers that I had to write in the last college I was in. My first instance of this problem is the whole evolutionist versus creationist. I am a Christian and I do very much believe in God, and creationism. There is, however, evidence that some forms of evolution has taken place over the earths existence. On one hand you have people who believe that only evolution happened as well as the big bang theory. Then on the other hand you have people who believe that God created the earth in 6 days, and everything that is here is the same as it was during creation. Well why not have a Happy-Medium and realize that yes there is some evidence of evolution. Believing in evolution does not disprove the e
Question Of A Slave (1999)
clutter of ignorance and useless wasted days divine interference recognition of delays a smiple accusation years of falling tears obliterate the significance rape me with your fears Absolute destination the chill of dismay a sentiment of realization a hope in idealistic ways mostly of inheritance and a face from far away hopes of understanding the questions of a slave
I Shall (2000)
Shall I bring to thee a single drop of dew? shall i kiss the stars and embrace them as the light reflects the moon to these fantasies i say nay only in the purest of heart and deepest of soul shall i speak those unforgettable words I shall yearn for you on the highest of mountains and the deepest of seas I shall cry for you on the darkest of nights and the saddest of days i shall embrace you on the dawn of every eve and the rise of every sun for i shall love you as long as the nectar of the flowers embraces the breeze
Unfinished (1999)
Sexuality and sexist actions a gross reservation of life leads me to the faction Sometimes you make me feel like such a whore sacrifice my happiness and sanctify my soul no more entertain your own obsession never see the dawn passify my emotions to depression we are unfinished yet the door is closed i give you back the key
Vampyric Tears (1999)
A trembling motion and a heart true of lies my simple industrial vampire caress this heart of mine Darkened appraisal and deepened tears accused innocence of blood and misunderstood fears Alone and caressed a shadow of love eternal deception a lies from above A trace of heredity and open eyes singled out unity and angelic spoken lies A small invisible life an eternal love for fears entranced reverence all from Vampyric Tears
Sacrificial Memories (2001)
Sacrificial Memories and suicidal dreams a moment stolen a heart full of dreams a memory of enchantment of days gone past a shadowed stain a preacher's tongue is cast Evangelistic Havens a christened bloodied gown sincere subtle viriginity a simple crested crown lack of faux forgiveness an evil cry below uniformed madness and a unified goal angered simple peasantry a gleaming sacred kiss shadowed indulgent arrogance and silent tears are missed
The Crown: A Poetic Rambling (2006)
I peered in the mirror it reflected the life I lead I was shocked to find a crown on my head The crown of justice, defense and grace The crown of hatred, love and faith it bred envy, violence and hate anger and sadness was my desired state I laughed to not cry sang to not plea slept to not think and tried to not be the scars of deceit can be seen on my flesh the circles under my eyes a due from no rest the nails on my hands are short and dry the aches in my bones are not which make me cry this crown on my head and it's glittering state is not just beauty but a reflection of the weight I dare not to say Mirror Mirror on the wall I am beauty I am also the fall See my reflection it can be cast in stone beware of the shadow I am alone The crown adjusts to the weight of my head I keep trying to raise it so none will see me dead NOTE: this is just some rambling that was going through my head. it's not intended to mean anyt
Dream From The Edge (1995)
This is a dream a dream from the edge a man raping a woman with no regard to her children or the loose flame that danced on his flesh My hands held a sea of contempt a red, raging pool spilling over me this was a dream I was dreaming until i went to her I scratched at his eyes they fell off like buttons I grabbed for his hand he pulled away, leaving me bleeding This dream my journey of soul I remember The memories I have of the struggle all of them are hidden under stone churned by time Dying within I fell crucified tumbling over and over I struggle for a cornor hidden from his knowledge He searches his eyes are empty for he cannot see A desolate man searching struggling for happiness the fate of his followers is to grasp wisdom yest his justice is the destruction of touch This is a dream from the edge and I remember well 'Eventually all things merge into one and a river runs through it The Earth is rising above me as I am falling to m
Promise
Beyond the rawness of this attraction lies an endless hope for laughter, for truth, and for more depth than we can plumb with our bodies. Be my lover, with all that might include - no expectations save the one - that we might meet again and explore each other in the dark and in the brightest light. I promise nothing but to hold you and to listen for your needs breathed softly or shouted out and to give to you what I can and take from you only what you offer. © All rights reserved
Bombfest Morphs
Hi to all :) I have made morphs for every it R Done bomb squad member that I have on my friends and family list. I made these as a celebration of bombfest beginning and would love to see everyone using them as their primary pic during bombing,,let's show our love for the squad please :) You can find them in my GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~ folder. You may rip your morph and if there are any that i have missed, please let me know and i will gladly get them made :) I love you all :) Come on let's kick some major but in bombfest,,,WOOOOOOOOOO
Remeber Me
Remember Me By Eric Ethan Remember the good thing that has happen Remember the love and hugs and sweet kisses Remember the people touch your heart that makes you shine and smile everyday Remember the starry night s and bright moons. Remember to not lose yourself in bad thing but sat y with the good things Remember the words of love and good saying that touch your heart Remember that cold night and the light that brought you home Remember Christmas light that shine bright at night Remember to look out tonight for the brightest star to make that wish Remember to grow with smiles and surprises that make your day special inside. Remember to stay cool and awesome things in your life. Remember to light a candle to remember the good time of love ones that past through the years Remember the morning the morning dew when you wake up to the lights of promises not sadness. Remember to stay healthy with a lot days ahead .
Accused Mugger Licks Woman's Toes
Accused Mugger Licks Woman's Toes Sep 11, 3:45 AM (ET) ST. PAUL (AP) - Police said a man who robbed a woman of her keys and cell phone then took off her shoes and licked her toes. Commander Kevin Casper said the attack was "weird sexual behavior." The 24-year-old woman was leaving work around 1 a.m. Saturday when the 27-year-old man approached her and demanded her keys and phone. After that he removed her shoes. Police say the woman was not hurt. Police arrested the man a few minutes later about four blocks away. The woman identified the suspect and police were able to recover her keys and phone. The man is in custody and has not yet been formally charged.
Co-genius Of The Week
Teen Shoots Himself in Leg at McDonald's Email this Story Sep 13, 5:31 PM (ET) PITTSBURGH (AP) - A 17-year-old boy accidentally shot himself in the leg while standing in line at a McDonald's restaurant and now he faces an illegal weapons charge. The boy was fiddling with the .25-caliber pistol tucked in his waistband when it fired, wounding him in the upper thigh shortly before 9 p.m. Wednesday, city police Sgt. William Gorman said. "Some days you deal with a victim, some days you deal with an actor," Gorman said. "But it's a strange day when the actor is the victim." The boy was in good condition at Mercy Hospital. He was to be charged with illegal possession of a firearm, because he is not old enough to lawfully have a gun, police said. Police were also trying to determine if the gun was stolen. The boy was not identified because he is a juvenile. No one else was hurt.
The Perfect Man
All my life I had built up a fantasy of the perfect man. Countless romance stories and fables helped make that fantasy a reality in my mind. Searching for that fantasy lead to many disappointments. Reality made it clear that there was no such man. And as the years went by, the fantasy started to fade away - until I met you. I had almost given up on the fantasy until my fantasy became reality, that reality became you.
No Apologies For Slavery By The Southern Avenger
In The Past
Sitting amoung everything that life is. My entire world lost into an abyss of dispare and uncaring feelings. Bordom always sets in at the most inconvenient of times. 'Tis not my friends that care not... It is me. I hate, I feel pain, my world shattered and torn apart and only placed into what is thought of as art. Art and beauty have no meaning. Not to me. Not from what I see. The monsters always come at night. They always give a good fight. Pray for me that this bitterness is taken away from me and my thoughts are my own at last. Let me feel the breeze of love against my cheek and my heart soar. Let this pain be in my past.... In my past...for it is at last Something, someone drowns out my sorrows so well. This is the pain that fell down into an abyss that is dark. Dwelling on it's own hatered. Drowing in its own pain. Alive with love and no more dispare, I am free to soar like bird of the air. Flying higher then clouds or fowl...I am free of the bitter
Bury Your Dead
Twelfth Stroke Of Midnight I can..t read between the lines Of a letter That you..ve never written I can..t begin to compromise On a problem That you have invented Dead stares cut a paper heart And beats ink in these pages Letters written in regret To many lifeless faces This is the end of me I am running on empty Hours spent pouring over these words With nothing gained All that was lost with nothing learned I..m just feeling drained This is taking so much out of me I am doubting my place as of late I wish I could make this Paper heart come alive All my time spent on Writing this living lie All my time spent on this lie
You Re An Angel To Me..
What Flavor Am I ?????
You're Strawberry. Your personality is as friendly and appealing as strawberry ice cream (especially the kind with chunky bits of real fruit). You've got a slightly sarcastic sense of humor, and you rarely stress out or take things too seriously. You are cute and sweet, but with a mischievous side. You are a bit of a troublemaker, but only because you're determined to avoid a plain vanilla life.
Am I A Good Girlfriend ????
You are a Great Girlfriend When it comes to your guy, you're very thoughtful But you also haven't stopped thinking of yourself You're the perfect blend of independent and caring You're a total catch - make sure your guy knows it too!
Whats My Fashiom Style
Your Fashion Style is Girly You dress to look beautiful and show off what you've got Dresses, skirts, heels... whatever it takes to turn heads You love feeling like a girl in any setting Even your workout clothes are cute and feminine!
Home Again
well hi there..... im back and missed you all... havent done a blog in here for a while as i was previously under a different name... so here goes I hear a sound as i try and sleep i know its you home and my soul starts to weep i await for you to enter my sacred space as the yelling begins and im slapped in the face a headbut or two as im pinned to the ground i hear the break of my nose and i fear i may drown as the blood starts to pool at the back of my throat i wonder if you love me as your hands start to choke youll be dead within minutes you begin to yell i close my eyes and pray that i wont go to hell do you hate me so much that you just want to kill i look at the ground where my blood starts to spill did you ever love me you say that you did but the drugs you love more even more than your kids a knock at the door is a welcome relief then a crash as i realise its just the police so no more will you torture my unbridled soul and no more wi
Boys Are Too Pussy To Do This
ASK HER OUT IN FRONT OF HER FRIENDS GIVE HER ONE OF YOUR T-SHIRTS TO SLEEP IN. LEAVE HER CUTE TEXT MESSAGES. KISS HER IN FR0NT 0F Y0UR FRIENDS. TRUST HER 0VER EVERY0NE ELSE. TELL HER SHE L00KS BEAUTIFUL. b>L00K HER IN THE EYES WHEN Y0U TALK T0 HER. LET HER MESS WITH Y0UR HAIR. MESS WITH HER HAIR. JUST WALK AR0UND WITH HER. INCLUDE HER IN ALL THINGS Y0U D0. F0RGIVE HER F0R HER MISTAKES. L00K AT HER LIKE SHE'S THE 0NLY GIRL Y0U SEE. TICKLE HER EVEN WHEN SHE SAYS ST0P. H0LD HER HAND EVEN WHEN Y0U ARE AROUND Y0UR FRIENDS. WHEN SHE STARTS SWEARING AT Y0U TELL HER Y0U L0VE HER. LET HER FALL ASLEEP IN Y0UR ARMS. GET HER MAD, THEN KISS HER. TEASE HER & LET HER TEASE Y0U BACK. STAY UP WITH HER ALL NIGHT WHEN SHES SICK. WATCH HER FAV0RITE M0VIE WITH HER KISS HER F0REHEAD. GIVE HER THE W0RLD. WRITE HER LETTERS. LET HER WEAR Y0UR CL0THES. WHEN SHES SAD, HANG 0UT WITH HER. LET HER KN0W SHE'S IMP0RTANT. LET HER TAKE ALL
Help This Perrson
I am asking all bombers and friends for help. This person is the nicest person I know she is going through a tough time in personal life with her dad she doesnt have alot of time to bomb herself. I asking for help to get her into first place. She gets 3 comment for every rate so even if you dont commnet atleast rate the pic. I would really appreciate all the help I can get here. We do have till Oct the 5th but if we can get her in the lead now we would be able to maintain the lead. PLEASE COME HELP!!!!!!
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About Me
Once, I was asked what kind of guy I am. How does one go about answering that? I am a sum of my past, my experiences, my upbringing, and my own personal values. So, Iíve decided to do some writing and try to describe who I am. After reading this, maybe you, the reader will know more about me, and maybe I will know more about myself. Where to begin? I guess, as any good story goes, the beginning is the best place. I may wonder off course occasionally, but shouldnít be to hard to follow. So, here we go. In the beginning God createdÖ. Mmmm, too far back. Ok, me and my fellow swimmers were swimming along, minding our own business, then I saw this egg looking thing, it was in my way so I ran into it. Still too far back. Ok, I was born on February 23, 1970 to Jack L. Gibbs Sr. and Kathy P. Gibbs. At that time, my sister, Lora was already there. But my parents wanted a good child, so I was created. I was born in Madison Wisconsin. I donít remember a lot of living there. My f
Answer Please
Some People need to grow up.. and let people fight there on fights. because you are not always going to be there. and to my sister... choose your friend slowly because you think they are your friend which in fact they are not. Some of your friends talk behind your back... Turst me I know one of them... I am going to tell you this family is forever and friend come and go. ~ to my home Girls Lindy and Ashlee T. I love you guys with all my heart. Yall too are you thing ONLY ones I can talk to. Who want talk shit about me. love ya.. Here is a Question i need answer! Q: If you WOULD your renter is on drugs what would you do about it??? Please answer it!!
Goodbye, Ducky...
Ann, the co-worker that I spoke of in an earlier blog, passed away last night. I am still in shock right now, but I'm sure it will hit me hard later. As I wrote before, she was kind of like a mom to me. What sucks is that I found out while I was driving a school bus this morning. Another driver announced it on the radio. The soccer coach made sure I was able to still drive.I will definitely miss Ducky (her nickname). Goodbye, Ducky...
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For You My Friend
A friend of mine is going through a hard time right now ..so this poem is for her. I hope it helps you find inner peace. This poem helped me through the loss of someone I truely loved..maybe it will help you move on too. My Heart Moves On.. I was here, But now I'm gone. You broke my heart, But I've moved on. I look back now, And I'm content. I don't need you, I'm glad you went. Out of my life, Once and for all. I ripped your face Right off my wall. No more tears, And no more pain, I found my sunshine, After your rain. You're the one Who's missing out. I'll find love, I have no doubt. The perfect guy You couldn't be. I'll be happy, Then you'll see... You will regret Letting me go. The pain you gave Is all you'll know. Then you'll drown In the river I cried. Because it's your fault That river's so wide. From all those nights I cried to sleep, The river flows strong, And runs too deep. If you reach out, All you'll fin
Move On
Have you searched this world, To see beyond your fears? Understand that no one's there, They won't always catch your tears. Putting on an act won't help you, It won't get you anywhere at all. Crying and lying isn't doing well, who's going to break your fall? Get yourself back up again, and face this world on your own. For you know why you've cried, leaving answers to be unknown. Times will get hard in life, but you can't blame everyone else. If you keep on behaving like that, you'll end up all by yourself. Sorry if what I said hurt, but you know you hurt me too. Worse than you could imagine, I was put down by you. Get over the long past, you need to move on in life. If you let everything get to you, you'll never know wrong from right.
Too Much Time
I spend way too much time imagining her hands her hair her lips her words whispered to me; imagining her weight moistness between our bare skin - not obsession, longing needing wanting to find her in the darkness pull her near to me and deliver to her the love she deserves. When we one day touch lightly then hard impassioned frantic wanton stripping away all barriers expressing wordlessly in silent shouts desires pent like caged beasts within us, we will know truly we are possible. © All rights reserved
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Unbelievable
Rest in Peace Colin, sad loss to the world of Rally driving and Scotland :( http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/6996860.stm
You....
Was it the wind that whispered your name or did you call to me from the depths of my soul? as the wind descends from the heavens and cools me with its gentle touch your love surrounds me flows through me having no end no seam between your heart and mine we are one heart and one soul a feeling of the greatest love encircles us both no matter how far apart we are this longing burns inside of me for your arms to encircle me and your lips gently upon my lips then I am complete so hold me my love and never let me go even if tonight it is only in your dreams because I am holding you close to me as I drift into a dream of you my love
Lieing Down! :d Poetry
We lie in bed, we laugh and laugh, we dream of s happens next, i look over to you and say "bend over.." You look at me odd and say "Whatever" I grin and bare and dont say a lie.. I move forward my hips and rock your world. We laugh and laugh we say it again. We do it once again! can i say we never lie or should i just play this and say goodbye.. Nah lets lie here and snuggle you and me I just mad this today!! :D
Welcome To The Night Breed Society
WELCOME TO THE NIGHT BREED SOCIETY. THIS GROUP IS FOR THE PPL WHO LIKE TO OUT OF THE NORMAL THINGS PERICEINGS,TATTOOS,VAMPIRES,WEREWOLFS,ANYTHING SUPERNATURAL,HORROR MOVIES ECT OR JUST FEEL LIKE YOU DONT BELONG LIKE A OUTSIDER OR OUTCAST.HERE YOU WILL FIND FRIENDS/FAMILY SOME WITH THE SAME VIEWS OR INTERST. I AM STARTING THIS SOCIETY/FAMILY TO FIND PPL LIKE ME THAT ENJOY WHAT SOME PPL THINK OF AS STRANGE OR DIFFEANT.I WANT THIS TO BE A CLOSE FAMILY NOT LIKE SOME ON CHERRYTAP/FUBAR.DEPENDING ON HOW MANY PPL THAT SHOW INTERST I WILL WORK TOWARD GETTING A LOUNGE,D.J."S ECT.THE LOUNGE WILL BE FOR EVERYONE TO ENJOY AND RELAX IN .MORE THAN ANYTHING I WANT A PLACE FOR YOU TO COME AND FEEL WELCOME NEVER TO BE JUDGED OR QUESTIONED A PLACE FOR YOU TO FEEL WELCOME ALWAYS.ALL I ASK IS THAT YOU TREAT THE MEMBERS WITH HONESTY,RESPECT,AND KINDESS YOU WOULD SHOW A SIS OR BROTHER.IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE LEAVE ME A MESSAGE I WILL RETURN IT AS SOON AS I CAN . LOL OH AND BY THE WAY I AM MICHAEL
Polite Way To Pee
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner." The teacher fainted
Good Ol' Sunday School...
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars: The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results: The first worm in alcohol - Dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive. So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration? Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!" That pretty much ended the service.
Sarcasm
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. A closed mouth gathers no foot. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. Never miss a good chance to shut up. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Superwomen...
Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened. The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.... I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. Old age ain't no place for sissies. A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. The phrase "working mother" is redundant. Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows. Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and y
Trouble Back On The Farm...
An Idaho farmer got in his pickup, drove to a neighboring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy about 12 opened the door. "Is your dad home?" the farmer asked. "No sir, he ain't," the boy replied. "He went into town." "Well, said the farmer, is your mom here?" "No sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with Dad." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "He went with mom and dad." The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other mumbling to himself. "Is there anything I can do fer ya?" the boy asked politely. "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borry one. Or maybe I could take a message fer dad." "Well, said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to yer dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Pearly Mae pregnant." The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to talk to Pa about that," he finally conceded. "If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $50
Are You A "janet" Or A "ms. Jackson" (if Your Nasty)
Welcome 2 the Nasty QUIZ. Are u daring enough 2 answer this 4 this person? if so, message them your answers!!! Rules: Answer this 4 the person who posted this and then repost it 4 your self! 1.Would u have sex with me? answer: 2.What position would u ........ me in? answer: 3.Would u suck me up/ eat me out? answer: 4.Would u sex me hard? answer: 5.Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? answer: 6.Give me a naked pic? answer: 7.Would u do me in the shower? answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then do me? answer: 9.Would u use desert? answer: 10.Would u have a 3-some with me? answer: 11.What makes u want 2 have sex with me? answer: 12.Would u talk dirty 2 me while we sexed? answer: 13.Where would u do me @? answer: 14.Would u do me in front of people? answer: 15.Would u do me again and again? answer: 16.Would u do me in the rain? answer: 17.Would u mind if we did it like .......
Principles Of Life
Principles of life * Winning isn't everything. But wanting to win is. * You would achieve more, if you don't mind who gets the credit. * When everything else is lost, the future still remains. * Don't fight too much. Or the enemy would know your art of war . * The only job you start at the top is when you dig a grave. * If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for everything. * If you do little things well, you'll do big ones better. * Only thing that comes to you without effort is old age. * You won't get a second chance to make the first impression . * Only those who do nothing do not make mistakes. * Never take a problem to your boss unless you have a solution. * If you are not failing you're not taking enough risks. * Don't try to get rid of bad temper by losing it. * If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. * Those who don't make mistakes usually don't make anything * There are two kinds of failur
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Love
Letter of Love Somehow I always feel better, When I write you another love letter, I let out my cries, Never saying our goodbyes, Then slip it in the pocket of your sweater. I tell you my fears, That bring me salted tears, I wipe the pressure away, In this short essay, As bliss forms and reappears. As the pencil rapidly flows, I try to explain and compose, The way I feel, Is too good to be real, Better than a red red rose. Telling you my dreams, Letting out all my screams, Showing you I care, And this relationship can go somewhere, Is filling the sky with godís gleams. You do something to me, You let me fly and set me free, Your simple touch, Is way too much, For even god to see. I keep on writing like before, But this time itís so much more, About your eyes that makes me melt, Itís something that Iíve never felt, Itís your soul I deeply implore. I will stand by you, Until the earthís core turns a pale blue, Iíll indicate the love I shar
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Sandpaper
Rubbed raw by too much reality, baby - my nerves are shot - are you going to blame me for gin for tonic for lime juice squeezed like my blood from wedges of my goddam heart? Tell me, now, where does my arm end and the bottle begin? It is as much a part of me as you once were - and I know where to get more Tanqueray, never had enough of your intoxication. I'll never fuck this bottle, but I can make love to the lovely green glass every night every day every time your picture drops from my wallet. © All rights reserved
Love Quote
"The most wonderful of all things in life, I believe, is the discovery of another human being with whom one's relationship has a glowing depth, beauty, and joy as the years increase. This inner progressiveness of love between two human beings is a most marvelous thing, it cannot be found by looking for it or by passionately wishing for it. It is a sort of Divine accident." Sir Hugh Walpoe
For My Friends
Your smiles alone can light the sky Your touch can melt a stone A hug from you is my drug More potent than any known. Your friendship is as natural As the sky the earth the sea And though I'd pay any amount of gold Your friendship's always been free. A thousand words and a thousand more Still the story could not be told About the loving friendship we have A friendship that won't be bought or sold. And so I give you in return What you have always given me Friendship flowing from my heart Like a river to the endless sea. by: Matt Heart
The Wild Boor
I wrote a hundred fucking swear words on the coffee table from the ring of water fallen there from this beer I won't ever finish - I used to be so hard. I used to summon images of drunken binges, bagging women, weaving magic spells with words, but I am now the prey (and happily hung upon her living room wall). I was once a wild boor, breaking bottles on the back fence and scaring little children with my five day growth of I don't give a shit, but I am tamed and timid, wanting only her right now right here. I wasn't supposed to land in her soft arms. I was supposed to die unsung unknown unloved. Don't get me wrong, I'm not afraid of her- I am afraid that she might leave. © All rights reserved
Freak On A Leash
Falling Away From Me
My Worth. Had To Do It. Lol
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Sept 17, 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Monday, September 17: Destiny is for people who can't make decisions for themselves and today you are one of those people. When confused, give it over to a higher power. The results may not be any better but at least you'll have someone to blame.
What A Racist!!!! Look At This Clown And What He Posted On My Mumm!!!
This piece of shit thinks it's cool and funny to crack racist jokes about a serious MUMM that I posted!! Check out the MUMM and look at his comment. By the way his name is Metroseksual. Here's a link to the MUMM. Repost this and let people see what kind of people we have to put up with cause apparently he can say stuff like that and nothing happen to him! http://www.fubar.com/mum.php?id=185361#
Love Letter
I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU! I SHED MY OWN BLOOD FOR YOU TO MAKE YOU CLEAN. YOU ARE NEW SO BELEIVE IT IS TRUE. YOU ARE LOVELY IN MY EYES,AND I CREATED YOUJUST AS YOU ARE. DONT CRITISIZE YOURSELFOR GET DOWN FOR NOT BEING PERFECT IN YOUR OWN EYES. THIS LEADS ONELY TO FRUSTRATIONS I WANT YOU TO TRUST ME,ONE STEP,ONE DAY,AT A TIME. DWELL IN MY POWER AND IN MY LOVE, AND BE FREE-BE YOURSELF!!!DONT ALLOW OTHER PEOPLE TO RUN YOU. I WILL GUIDE YOU IF YOU LET ME? BE AWARE OF MY PRESENTS IN EVERYTHING. I GIVE YOU PATIANTS,JOY,PEACE. LOOK TO ME FOR ANWERS. I AM YOUR SHEPARD AND I WILL LEAD YOU. FOLLOW ME
Hmmmm
Saw something in a ticker a few mins. ago, it said "never give up on the things you want".......but,I wanna know, what if they give up on you??
Attn! To All My Friends Who's Status Is Single..read It..very Nice!
Are you seeking the right relationship and feel that God has not answered your prayers in finding a mate? God will bring the perfect person into your life at in His perfect timing. He already has that person picked out for you and it is your responsibility to have faith that you will see that dream manifest into your life. Of course, God grants you free will. You can become impatient and force a relationship, but it wont be the one that God has anointed for you. He will allow you to experience the wrong relationship if you are in such a big hurry to make something happen in your timing. You ask, why isn't it happening right now? You may very well be ready for that special person to come into your life, but God may have a work to do in the other person. He is working behind the scenes and lining up all the events for you to meet each other. Trust that He already knows the end from the beginning. He has your best interest at heart and wants you to experience

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