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Close Shave - For Him
As I sink in the tub... Bubbles all around... I enjoy this luxury... Joys do abound... A time for a shave... As my thoughts fly to him... And the evening ahead... My senses on fire... Which have no end... I begin my shave... Careful you see... Wishing that you too... This delicacy to share... As my hands wander... Over smooth lips below... I can't help but linger... Igniting juices to flow... Screams and moans... Escape through a fog... As waves are awash... Causing water to splash... Then I hear... A knock at the door... Then smiling I rise... As my feet touch the floor... With just a towel... I answer the door... My secret for him... Soon I will divulge...
Some Thoughts Of This Drummer...
Dream Mists ...for my dreams It waits...Lies Starless night, damp cold winds... A hint of something waiting, watching deep in the darkness... Faint movement - swirling, slowly swirling mists covering all, moving if as possessed of Beyond cold mind... Hints of forms, misty shapes half-seen, then gone... Here a twisted branch, there a blasted stump-- The dimly glowing mists swirl, spiral, coalesce... A reptilian flow, sinuous, coldly aware - The one beyond lies dreams and time looks back through its chilling eyes of glowing mist, the razor claws and teeth poised to tear and shred that which only dream mists can touch-- the living soul... A baleful knowing glare, awareness; cold, alien watchfulness freezing me where I stand; chilling mists swirling around me, encompassing me and the reptilian watcher... linked, one...LIES Slowl
Gems Ultimate Sin Auction
Here's you chance to lease your very own mistress or boy toy!! Don't wait too long tho! This auction is only open until June 13th @ 11pm (EST). 'Angela' 'AngelGurl' 'Big Daddy Will' 'BlueEyedTigerGirl ''Carnie' 'Cowboy' 'Dee' 'Lady Mel' 'GEM'
California Love
California love! [1]-California...knows how to party California...knows how to party In the citaaay of L.A. In the citaaay of good ol' Watts In the citaaay, the city of Compton We keep it rockin! We keep it rockin! [Verse One: Dr. Dre] Now let me welcome everybody to the wild, wild west A state that's untouchable like Elliot Ness The track hits ya eardrum like a slug to ya chest Pack a vest for your Jimmy in the city of sex We in that sunshine state with a bomb ass hemp beat the state where ya never find a dance floor empty And pimps be on a mission for them greens lean mean money-makin-machines servin fiends I been in the game for ten years makin rap tunes ever since honeys was wearin sassoon Now it's '95 and they clock me and watch me Diamonds shinin lookin like I robbed Liberace It's all good, from Diego to tha Bay Your city is tha bomb if your city makin pay Throw up a finger if ya feel the same way Dre puttin it down for Californ-i-a [repeat 1] [2
Bully Help
ok friends! i would like to learn how to post bully's with all the neato graphics and stuff! i'm a clueless wonder when it comes to this! anybody willing to help? thanks in advance!!
I Fuckin Hate Men
BLAIR ROTTEN: you ok Heather Williams: nope BLAIR ROTTEN: oh my BLAIR ROTTEN: ok im comming over Heather Williams: you cant Heather Williams: that would get me yelled at even more BLAIR ROTTEN: i know BLAIR ROTTEN: might need to meet you around the black BLAIR ROTTEN: block sory Heather Williams: Look, honestly, if all you are looking for is sex, youre barking up the wrong tree BLAIR ROTTEN: bye` BLAIR ROTTEN: you have a kid so your kinda just for that now Heather Williams: im not just for sex BLAIR ROTTEN: wel you have baggage BLAIR ROTTEN: so in my mind your not worth a relation ship Heather Williams: and how dare you think that, i am a person, whether or not im a mom, IM NOT A SLUT OR A HO either, I have baggage yes, Im a single parent of a son, who is divorced. Im not worth a relationship, ya know its guys like you who are assholes who give good guys a bad name, you know what FUCK YOU and the horse you rode in on.
My Own Personal Comment! How Cool!
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Three Wise Women
2008
Vegas disappointment Enemies with friendly smiles A new bestfriend Braving the midnight sun. Sleepless in Seattle? Curious of things to come.
For The Women
This poem is for every woman that made it Who's life did not end With them laying in a casket The pain and shame you felt You were too proud to admit Lying to the police Because you were afraid to tell them Of the crimes he commit Walking around with kit glove Don't' know when he would break out into a fit Because you know you would be the first one That would get hit And you laid in the hospital Doctors fixing your broken arm And the lip his fist split You silently ask yourself How could you have married this lunatic This poem is for the women that hid it so well Victim of domestic violence You thought no one would believe you Who could you tell How many times did you give them the same excuse 'Girl could you believe I tripped and fell' But your kids already knew They saw when daddy made mommy's eyes swell They remember when all he did Was hit and yell Seeing them begging him to stop Made you wonna take your own life Anything to leave this hell And will
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Lyrics To "bridge Over Troubled Water"
When you're weary, feeling small When tears are in your eyes, I'll dry them all. I'm on your side, oh, when times get rough And friends just can't be found Like a bridge over troubled water I will lay me down Like a bridge over troubled water I will lay me down. When you're down and out When you're on the street When evening falls so hard, I will comfort you. I'll take your part, oh, when darkness comes And pain is all around Like a bridge over troubled water I will lay me down Like a bridge over troubled water I will lay me down. Sail on silver girl, sail on by. Your time has come to shine All your dreams are on their way See how they shine Oh, if you need a friend I'm sailing right behind Like a bridge over troubled water I will ease your mind Like a bridge over troubled water I will ease your mind
Gladiatus ~ Sparta Has Nothing On True Gladiators !!
Come and join me in the Arena If you Dare! Gladiatus The way is paved with Blood and severed limbs of your enemies! Just Click on the GIF and walk in to the Arena! Start Fighting for Honor , Pride and Fame!
The Vampire
His eyes like the rays of the sun Burning fiery red against his pale skin They draw me closer, full of danger Yet I cant turn away His long fangs are razor blades Ready to sink into my neck He edges closer And I catch my breath Yet I cant turn away I freeze like a deer in headlights I am trapped He is the vampire And I am his prey Yet I cant turn away
Avenged Sevenfold - Seize The Day
Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time But I'm too young to worry These streets we travel on will undergo our same lost past I found you here, now please just stay for a while I can move on with you around I hand you my mortal life, but will it be forever? I'd do anything for a smile, holding you 'til our time is done We both know the day will come, but I don't want to leave you I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time But I'm too young to worry (a melody, a memory, or just one picture) Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over Newborn life replacing all of us, changing this fable we live in No longer needed here so where do we go? Will you take a journey tonight, follow me past the walls of death? But girl, what if there is no eternal li
My Sister, My Friend, My Hero
My Sister, My Friend, and My Hero One more year has passed on by, Dont look back Keep your head held high For youre missing the most valuable moments, You see When you are looking down toward your feet. Walk, if you run, youll find yourself wondering Why or When What never failed to smile down at you, Somehow, forgot to grin. We somehow took for granted then, The special times we shared- Smiles, smells of home, were there Whenever we got scared. I ran to and from that place, Yet, never saw that smile. I look up now, no place to run, And its been here all the while. I realize late, the things that time Cant allow us to hold for long. The youngest, the oldest, and all in between Cant return, once time has gone- Take time, hold the moments, in time they slip away, Words one heart fought, with a smile to say. This year will pass, as the years before, Smile at the life, that you most adore. When time comes and you forget to grin, too Those who remembe
10 Myths- And 10 Truths- About Atheism
*These are posts from Sam Harris's fan page blogs on Myspace. You can find them on his page: Sam Harris fan page. I am simply reposting them here, as I find these things interesting* SEVERAL POLLS indicate that the term "atheism" has acquired such an extraordinary stigma in the United States that being an atheist is now a perfect impediment to a career in politics (in a way that being black, Muslim or homosexual is not). According to a recent Newsweek poll, only 37% of Americans would vote for an otherwise qualified atheist for president. Atheists are often imagined to be intolerant, immoral, depressed, blind to the beauty of nature and dogmatically closed to evidence of the supernatural. Even John Locke, one of the great patriarchs of the Enlightenment, believed that atheism was "not at all to be tolerated" because, he said, "promises, covenants and oaths, which are the bonds of human societies, can have no hold upon an atheist." That was more than 300 years ago. But in
When The Chips Are Down
Designer of Pringles can is buried in his inventionStory Highlights Designer/chemist/food storage technician Fredric Baur died May 4 at age 89 Baur was proud of design for packaging Pringles chips in a tube, his children say At his request, part of Baur's cremated remains were placed in a Pringles can Can was buried along with the rest of his remains in Springfield Township, Ohio CINCINNATI, Ohio (AP) -- The man who designed the Pringles potato chip packaging system was so proud of his accomplishment that a portion of his ashes has been buried in one of the iconic cans. The man who designed the Pringles can had part of his cremated remains buried in one, his family says. Fredric J. Baur, of Cincinnati, died May 4 at Vitas Hospice in Cincinnati, his family said. He was 89. Baur's children said they honored his request to bury him in one of the cans by placing part of his cremated remains in a Pringles container in his grave in suburban Springfield Township.
Exploring Our Fantasies
Exploring Our Fantasies I submit that it has been fairly documented through various sources on sexual fantasy, almost all of us at some time or another in our lives have fantasies. Whether we remember them or not, whether we approve of their content or not, everyone has them. We sadomasochists are no different, although, I will admit that our fantasies are many times more detailed than many, if only because we have not only freely acknowledged them to ourselves and to others in our particular subculture, but have sometimes gone so far as to act them out in sadomasochistic play and scenes. Sadomasochism shows us often how to turn even our worst fantasies into pleasure for both partners so we know that what is inside of us is okay. Indeed, though we often believe our fantasies and their mere existence seems crazy to those outside our lifestyle community, but in rare cases the mainstream media do catch a glimpse of our psyche and try to understand it. A friend of mine who writes
Power
Power I want to utilize this particular article to say that I feel that there are essentially two qualities or attributes that comprise a dominant as it were. One is possessing the proper technique, and the other is having the right attitude. I submit that being a dominant is not just one thing, but typically a mind set. Fundamentally speaking, I feel that those who aspire to be masters and mistresses must essentially be comfortable with power, meaning, he or she needs to be able to acquire, use, and live with consequences, and to overcome the negative aspects inherently associated in being powerful. Also, he or she must have the innate ability to elude the corruption power may bring and the conceit it is apt to ascertain. Achieving this can be quite difficult, given the ethical Christian values that permeate our mainstream society at large with an immense amount of negatives regarding power. We are essentially taught that the meek shall inherit the earth, that modesty and humi
Made For Free Spirit
imikimi - Customize Your World
Made For Free Spirit
imikimi - Customize Your World
Made For Free Spirit
imikimi - Customize Your World
Made For Moody Azz Biotch
imikimi - Customize Your World
Poetry
My heart is thumping Blood pumping The growing suspense Getting intense I have no patience Overly anxious The tension Im facing Thoughts are racing My bodys aching There is no faking Inside theres a burning Constant yearning For a moment so real Im craving the feel My mind is blown Who would have known I found what I lack There is no tuning back. Written by "Me" very choppy, still being worked on.
A Dog's Purpose (from A 6-year-old)
A Dog's Purpose (from a 6-year-old) Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish Wolfhound named Belker. The dog's owners, Ron, his wife Lisa, and their little boy Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they were hoping for a miracle. I examined Belker and found he was dying of cancer. I told the family we couldn't do anything for Belker, and offered to perform the euthanasia procedure for the old dog in their home. As we made arrangements, Ron and Lisa told me they thought it would be good for six-year-old Shane to observe the procedure. They felt as though Shane might learn something from the experience. The next day, I felt the familiar catch in my throat as Belker's family surrounded him. Shane seemed so calm, petting the old dog for the last time, that I wondered if he understood what was going on. Within a few minutes, Belker slipped peacefully away. The little boy seemed to accept Belker's transition without any difficulty or
Wanting
Waiting; he sits alone and wonders if she'll see. Wanting; to sit beside her, where he wants to be. Seeing; her face deep in his mind just like a dream. Sighing; he wishes he could see the real scene. Wandering; he walks alone and wishes she were there. Wondering; if she'll ever know or even care. Living; his life alone but wanting to be two. Loving; the thoughts inside his head, if she just knew. Looking; at people walking hand in hand in time. Locking; the image of her deep inside his mind. Coping; with life alone but wishing it would change. Hoping; that she will come and take away his pain. Taking; a look at him, his face is what she sees. Talking; his voice is soft and gentle to her ears. Walking; along with him, he takes her hand in his. Waking; she turns to him and wakes him with a kiss. Helping; to take him from his sadness, he's her man. Holding; she takes his heart and loves him all she can.
Upon Broken Wings
It's those empty notes My heart now sings My loneliness is now Upon broken wings My dreams are left Without light to guide them Could this be the end of My heart taking flight Without you in my sight Meaning I could no longer Soar as my wings have Fallen in your silence And this silence is breaking My heart in two For my heart cannot fly When love does not flow And upon my broken wings All while in the absence of You my heartache grows
My Wife Caught Me Cheating With Fubar Whores
I have to tell everyone that I am a cheater, a liar, and I screwed fat ugly hos and my wife kicked me out!
Simple Plan -"your Love Is A Lie"
I fall asleep by the telephone It's 2 O'clock and I'm waiting up alone Tell me where have you been? I found a note with another name You blow a kiss, but it just don't feel the same Cause I can feel that you're gone I can't bite my tongue forever While you try to play it cool You can hide behind your stories But don't take me for a fool You can tell me that there's nobody else (But I feel it) You can tell me that you're home by yourself (But I see it) You can look into my eyes and pretend all you want But I know Your love is just a lie (Lie) It's nothing but a lie (Lie) You look so innocent But the guilt in your voice gives you away Yeah you know what I mean How does it feel when you kiss when you know that i trust you And do you think about me when he fucks you? Could you be more obscene? So dont try to say you're sorry Or try to make it right Don't waste your breath because it's too late, it's too late. You can tell me that there's nobody else
Bleach- Whispers In The Dark
Now The Questions Is What Do I Mean?
If there is one thing I enjoy it's the fact that death is apart of life. I have seen my fiar share of it and even taken part in it (former military). Some call me morbid other call me deranged. The fact that i enjoy a good slaughter-fest dosen't make me a sick fuck like most people would think. It just means I like the more savage aspects of the human animal. So i guess you could call me a "modern savage."
Help Support Our Environmental Defense
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Poem: E-kisses
E-Kisses Lustin' you...crushin' you... Late night dreams of touchin' you... And lips I'm suckin' too...IMs on the daily trustin' you... That no one's phuckin' you... Hopin' in my heart that it's the truth... The Super Highway separates us two... Gone are the telephone booths... And strip clubs...they make men feel aloof Excitement just talkin' to you... Maybe this is all a spoof... All this I can loose... So delicate words I choose... "Me & You" and "Together" seem to soothe The tension that I can "feel" you get booh... IMs about your day your pains here's an e-tissue... You still my "woman" I'll try to "protect" you from issues... When we don't talk...I miss you... No lie...you're mine... Think about you from time to time... On top of you I want to climb... This long distance got us in a bind... Tellin' you freaky things that come to mind... While he sleeps you show me things he takes for granted... When he wakes up you shut the cam off in a panic... Got
Fight
Fight We all came together, Both young and old. To fight for our freedom, To stand and be bold. In the midst of all evil, We stand our ground, And we protect our country From all terror around. Peace and not war, Is what some people say. But I'll give my life, So you can live the American way I give you the right, To talk of your peace, To stand in your groups, And protest in our streets. But still I fight on. I don't bitch I don't whine. I'm just one of the men, Who is doing your time. I'm harder than nails, Stronger than any machine, I'm the immortal soldier, I'm a U.S. MARINE! By Robert Byers
Call Waiting
C A L L W A I T I N G I'm laying in the darkness, I cannot fall asleep. I wonder where my husband is, I wish he'd call or beep. I saw him leave this morning, the black boots on his feet. He said he had to run now, and I know he's on the street. You'll know him when You see him, his truck is very loud. He has no time to stop now, he doesn't want a crowd. A caller said "Please hurry!" Come quickly if you will. A young man with a motorbike is laying very still. A mother calls in anguish, her child limp and blue. HURRY! Come, I need you! I don't know what to do. I hear his key turning, he's coming in the door. I hear him drop his boots, then footsteps on the floor. I hear him in the kitchen, I can tell from his walk, He'll soon come and wake me, and ask if we can talk. We'll sit out in the moonlight, and listen to the night. He talks about a shooting, a streetgang in a fight. A car crash, a drowning, a small child hurt at play. The things he needs to talk about, the thi
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Today's Quote All kids are gifted; some just open their packages earlier than others. -Michael Carr
Family And Friends
There are 2 types of families... one's you're born with, and those you "feel" are truly a part of your family. For Me, I have a very very select few, I consider family (not bloodline)... It takes a very special person, one that I connect with on many levels. Of course, they have to be someone I trust. As for friends, I have many casual friends, but those that I'm real close with, are usually family to Me. Why do I not consider many to be My family? Simple answer, not many I trust in this world.. been burned too many times, hurt, walked all over, lied to, yadda yadda.. I think we all have. I'm friendly in general, but I don't get close to too many people... those that made it to the family side of things, have shown Me that they truly care about My thoughts, feelings, etc... As, I do theirs. I trust them. Do they consider Me family? Hmmm, something you'd have to ask them. Although I do know of 4 people in My life that consider Me family... we've all been there for
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Why am I so afraid? What is it that I fear? I want to scream out loud, but silence is all you hear. I will I could take my past and make it all disappear. I want to scream out loud, but silence is all you hear. Im tired of pretending, I cant say everythings fine. I must be going crazy; I think Ive lost my mind. My head is filled with thoughts I cant control. I want to tell you everything; the truth with no more lies. You think you know why there are tears in my eyes. I want to scream out loud, but silence is all you hear. If your friendship is true, dont go please stay near. Above the silence, my pleas you might hear.
Redneck Pickup Lines
REDNECK PICKUP LINES........ 1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!' Woman - 'WHAT?' Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.' 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as winder cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. AND.... the best for last! 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my n
06/05/08
"Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all." Dale Carnegie
I'm Not Staying On This Site.
I read something that is so down right crazy. a man blocks a woman cause he hurt her feelings in a blog comment the he wrote. talk about crazy. he didn't give the woman a chance to even defend herself in this. Now I don't know how the woman told him he hurt her feelings. But if she was a real woman she would have gave him a private message. So now you have a man calling a woman a phony and liar. To me the man that is saying these things is a bigger one! Peace
Keith Urban- I Thought You Knew Lyrics
I thought You knew, guess I assumed to much I don't know how, but now wheir so far out of touch And I never planned, to so miss understand But what you needed, you never asked me to give And I swear as I live... I thought you knew my heart was yours And that we were so together That we, would always be I don't believe, you leavin' me is the answer I'm not askin' you to let me rush back in and fail again I'm askin' for one chance, not to assume So I can say and do all the things I thought you knew So far wheir still so far From where we know we should be I'm searching for words And you haven't heard I thought you knew my heart was yours And that we were so together That we, would always be I don't believe, you leavin' me is the answer I'm not askin' you to let me rush back in and fail again I'm askin' for one chance, not to assume So I can say and do all the things I thought you knew I thought you knew Ohhhhhh god I thought you knew!
Cool Facts About The Human Body
The human body is a machine that is full of wonder. This collection of human body facts will leave you wondering why we were designed the way we were. 1.. Scientists say the higher your I.Q. the more you dream. 2.. The largest cell in the human body is the female egg. 3.. The smallest is the male sperm. 4.. You use 200 muscles to take one step. 5. The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man. 6.. Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three. 7.. A pair of human feet contain 250,000 sweat glands. 8.. A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball. 9.. The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades. 10.. The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica. 11.. It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. 12.. The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds. 13.. Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liv
Tips For A Healthy Relationship
To make a relationship is very tough. It is not easy to get a partner you like and who likes you. Lot many factors are involved in a relationship. It is therefore important that a relationship is saved at every cost. Not only should the relationship saved but also it should flourish. It should give pleasure to both the partners and give them a happy life. Here are some easy tips to have a healthy relationship. Love Love is the first need. We are not talking of infatuation but mature love. Love and care for each other nourishes life. Only when you love and care for your partner you will make efforts to go to extra mile to make the relationship work. Similarly if your partner shows no love for you, you will feel that the relationship gives you nothing. Love is most important. Boundaries A good relationship means that both the partners know about the boundaries of it. You may not want your partner to bother you about your work. Your partner should know when you feel bad. Similarly
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Today's Quote Heroism consists in hanging on one minute longer. -Norwegian proverb
Same Shyt, Different Day
Hey peeps whats up. Feeling alot better today so ive been surfing the net. Already been a journey this early in the morning. LOL But you all know how i do. Let me write about it and see what comes out. Whatever does...does! *AKO is a chat thingy* Just signed in to AKO should have known not to go. But hadnt been in quite a while the chatrooms changed, just not my style. But i decided for old time sake to see whats up and see who's fake. Right away I got a hit, some dude butt naked and watching a flick. Telling me bout him like im interested in his rock hard dick. I didnt care, so i rolled my eyes shook my head, laughed at these guys. Damn you dont know me dont act like you do. I damn for sure aint interested in you. or the fact that you got no clothes cant you see im not one of them hoes. So he actually asked can i help him out I laug
Old Folks Havin' Kids. . .
MY FRIEND GAVE BIRTH AT 65. With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit. 'May I see the new baby?' I asked 'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.' Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?' 'No, not yet,' She said. After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?' 'No, not yet,' replied my friend. Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?' 'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me. 'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?' 'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'
Just One Of Those Days.
Its just one of those days When you don't wanna wake up Everything is fucked Everybody sux You don't really know why But you want justify Rippin' someone's head off No human contact And if you interact Your life is on contract Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker It's just one of those days Its all about the he says she says bullshit I think you better quit Lettin' shit slip Or you'll be leavin with a fat lip Its all about the he says she says bullshit I think you better quit talkin that shit (Punk, so come and get it) Its just one of those days Feelin' like a freight train First one to complain Leaves with a blood stain Damn right I'm a maniac You better watch your back Cuz I'm fuckin' up your program And if your stuck up You just lucked up Next in line to get fucked up Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker Its just one of those days. Its all about the he says she says bullshit I think you better quit Lettin' shit slip Or you'll be l
John Cena - The Time Is Now
Compatability..*yay*
Julie&Nick 95% Compatible ♥ Julie and Nick have been romantically-together for a long time. That alone demonstrates a degree of compatibility. Their shared faith will help form a bond between them. They both drink, so there is no incompatibility there. Their astrological signs are in harmony, which is a plus. They share a favorite season, and that is good. Their common love of animals is another good thing. And their views on children are similar. Overall, Julie and Nick are highly compatible. They are capable of having a beautiful relationship together. ♥Dating Compatibility Test on Dating Diversions
Blog.
This Blog.. is about blogging. >.> BLOG THIS. Biatchh. lol
For My Son
A Poem for My Son "I know sometime's I forget "to tell you, you were heaven sent "how when they placed you in my arm's "My heart was so content "You've filled my life with so much joy "How I love you, my darling boy "You are a miracle, sent from up above "You have me heart and soul,and with all my love "You've brought me comfort,when nothing else could "Your everything that's wonderful and good "Each day, you learn so many thing's new "and I am truly, so proud of you "When faced with a choice of right or wrong You remember your value's and stand so strong This bond that we have, is special, and rare It's so special, because, both of us care Twelve year's old and quite the little man I know you'll succeed, because, you believe you can As the year's pass,your strength will be put to the test but you believe in God, and your a child who's blessed Strive to make all of your dream's come true There's nothing "my son", that you can't do Wherever you go,
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Vampire Love
I met him one day By the river in the night time fall It was chilly He kept me warm of them all He whispered in my ear Which sends shivers down my spines I fell deep in love with his voice I felt that he was mines He got close to my neck And bare his teeth that showed fangs Bit into my neck that turns to pain But I was already in love lane I didn't care what he did to me He maybe be a vampire in lust A big lust for my blood Licked the blood off until dusk Gave me one last kiss Whispers a 'Thank you' and gave me a shove To walk down the road and told me to not look behind It was my forever vampire love...
My Sweet Vampire Lover
The night calling to you As you call to me, My sweet Vampire Come to me in the dead of night Hear the sweet temptation in my worlds As I wait for you Come sink those teeth in to my neck Drink from me Take what is your Come to me my sweet vampire My sweet Vampire Your eyes reveal way too much My sweet vampire lover I need your lips against my skin, Your teeth deep in me As you slowly slide in and out Taking me to new heights of pleasure My sweet vampire lover Drink from me Forever live with the tasty of me in your mouth Vampire lover of mine Please don??t stop Please make me moan your name Please take my life as your prolong yours Sweet Vampire of the night Sweet vampire son of evil Sweet vampire lover make me stop loving you Sweet Vampire lover, My Sweet Drew! Come to me in the night Make our your dreams come true Cause mine never will My Vampire Drew, My lover by night, friend by day Take my soul, you already have my heart
Fantasy
I had a fantasy about you last night and it was so naughty. It turned me on so much that when I awoke from it, I was completely saturated everywhere. You were lying upon a four-poster bed and I had you tied up with silken scarves. Your whole body was mine too tease you, to tantalise and take advantage of every part of your body. Firstly I gave you a hot little kiss then I grabbed your nipples between my fingers, I squeezed them until you felt pain, which ultimately turned into pleasure as I sucked and circled your hard peaks with my skilled tongue. At that point your cock was standing hard and fat wanting attention of its own. Your dick has too be patient, because I have only just begun to take you on the journey of pure ecstasy. I can feel my secret place becoming hot and moist and it makes me want you to taste me, so I put my fingers inside myself to drown them with my juices; I take them out and stroke them across your lips and in your mouth. Our lips join so I can taste mysel
Thoroughly Served
Dinner was great Now its time for dessert The way youre looking at me I know you want me. I know you cant wait this time. You prop my ass on the table And slip your fingers up under my skirt. You remove my panties. I open wide And watch you pet my pussy. My lips glisten And juices coat your fingers. You catch my look and Desire clouds your eyes. You slide your fingers inside me And stroke smoothly, Your mouth slightly agape. I press my heels against the table And raise my hips, Lost in fathomless pleasure I buck to your rhythm. My toes curl. Your attentive mouth swallows my sighs. Fingers withdrawn, You crush my body to yours. Thighs clutched in your grip, You plunge deep inside me. Thick and hard, Your cock glides in and out. A tide pleasure washes over me. I flow with it Until at last I come around your plundering heat Gasping, hot breath fills my ears I realize youre coming. Your warm climax gushes deep inside my clenching flesh My n
A Match Made In Heaven
A conservative American woman wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never been with a woman. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian outback and they end up getting married. On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare herself. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner. "What happened?" she asks. "I've never been with a woman, but if it's anything like a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get!"
Hardest Thing To Do
I FIND MYSELF IN THE UNDESIRERABLE POSITION OF HAVING TO PUT DOWN A DOG WHO HAS BEEN THERE FOR ME WHEN EVEN I DIDNT CARE ABOUT MYSELF. JAZZ WOULD GO AND GET ONE TOY AFTER ANOTHER UNTILL HER ANTICS WOULD LIFT MY HEART FROM THE DARK DEPTHS IT HAD SETTLED INTO DURING THE ENDING OF A 25 YR MARRAGE. NOW SHES GOTTIN SO OLD SHE LOSSES HER BALENCE AND ACTS AS IF SHE DOESNT KNOW WHERE SHE IS, AND HARDLY EATS A THING, YET EVER DAY FOR A BIT I SEE HER TRYING TO PLAY WITH LITTLE LENNY..... I DONT MEAN TO SOUND LIKE A BOOB BUT DAMN IT ITS TEARING MY HEART OUT AND I HATE IT...BUT I CAN NOT WATCH HER SUFFER
Are You Ready To Do Some Things You Never Did Before?
Hi, my name is: Claire! Never in my life have I been: a person who doesn't like the colour pink The one person who can drive me nuts is: certain people at certain times. generally these certain people are boys. High school: was amazing. plain and simple. i wish i was back there. When I'm nervous: i dont talk and my hands shake The last song I listened to was: I'm so high. haha yeeeea If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honor: Oooooh tough one...it would be between Kels. Tina and Jilly My hair is: blooooonde and not as long as it was a little while ago. which makes me sad When I was 5: I was never 5 bitches. Last Christmas: bad times I should be: sleeping cause i am hella tired When I look down I see: my tits The happiest recent event was: ummm haha nothing If I were a character on 'Friends' I'd be: Rachel By this time next year: Man it is so impossible to know what will be going on then My current gripe i
Survey
All about yourself...the survey.All about yourself...First name?::Jamie Middle name?:: Like your name?::Yes Named after anyone?::No Any nicknames?::jayjay Age?::23 Birthdate?::2/10/1985 Birthplace?:: Time you were born?:: Current location?::In front of my computer Height?::5'4 Like your height?::yes Eye color?::Hazel Contacts/glasses?::No Hair color?::Brown Natural hair color?::Yes Dye your hair often?::No Righty or lefty?::Lefty Your favorite...Type of music?::Pop, rock, hip hop Band or singer?::My Chemical Romance TV show?::American Idol Movie?::The Wedding Singer TV channel?::Fox Radio station?:: Place to be?::The beach Thing to do?::Swim Food?::Taco Bell Non alcoholic drink?::Diet Pepsi Alcoholic drink?::Tequila Animal?::Dogs Holiday?::
Mumms
The mumms seem to appear to suck a huge cock right now. How fuckin boring
Here In America
A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the UnitedStates. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this c ountry , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican." The man goes on and encounters another passerby. " Thank you for hav ing such a beautiful country here in America !" The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese." The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East , I am not American!" He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?" She says , "No, I am from Africa !" Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work!!!!!!!
The Pastor's A@*
This is too funny and so true!! Enjoy yours!! The Pastor's Ass The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10 This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered t
Bank Robber
A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money. Once he was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked, 'Did you see me rob this bank?' The man replied, 'Yes sir, I did.' The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly. He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, 'Did you see me rob this bank?' The man replied, 'No sir, I didn't, but my wife did.'
A Quick Stress Test To Make You Feel Better!!!
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals: 1) King Kong 2) An ape 3) An Orangutan 4) a Monkey The 4 have a competition to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree. Who do you think will win? Your answer will reflect your personality. Try to answer within 30 seconds Got your answer? Scroll down to see the analysis. If your answer is Orangutan = dumb Ape = moron Monkey = idiot King Kong = stupid Why????? A Coconut tree does NOT have bananas! Youre not stressed, just stupid. Now Don't you feel better???
Fake People
i hate fake people. I am not perfect and i don't fake like i am. I like to be blunt and to the point. thats why i hate fake chicks and dudes that are all nice sweet until you don't give them what they want of disagree with them. So if your fake stop talking and remove you face from my fan and friends list. If you find that you are gone or blocked do not try to im me on yahoo or aim or give me a shout out. i removed you because you are fake and i love realness here is to keeping it real feel free to stat your mind and leave a comment i will read them nice or not just stay true to yourself and others this time i am really out bye peeps
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Pure Romance Toy Party No Men
I am haveing a toy party NO MEN!!!! sat. June 14th at 1:00 at Mr G's in Osceola,In. Everyone will have their own tab for food and drinks that is to be paid before you leave. if you are not able to make it to the party you can contact the Pure Romance Rep. On The web or by Phone just let her know you heard about pure romance from Donna Miller. Web: pureromanceds@yahoo.com or myspace.com/pureromancebydanas or danasimanovih.pureromance.com Phone: 574-596-0739 Hope you can come and enjoy the fun.
Age Of Love
Love began so long ago, it's age I can't begin to know Age is unimportant though; when I look into HIS eyes, the love we share just seems to flow OUR LOVE is timeless, it always was and forever will be Soul mates reunited are WE
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Today's Quote There are only two lasting bequests we can hope to give our children. One of these is roots, the other, wings. -Hodding Carter
06/10/08
"If I take care of my character, my reputation will take care of itself." D L Moody
What I've Been Into...
I've just been going to school and chilling with friends. I am about to get to get a job though so that is going to take up a lot of my time but I need the money. Anyways, please comment and rate my pics! I'll return the favor! And send me a private message and I'll get back to ya. :)
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Tears Fill Her Eyes
Tears fill her eyes She is a beautiful girl and a wonderful friend She has been damaged by his words She turns to me With tears filling her eyes I am so afraid for my life He once loved me for a short time Promised to never hurt me Tears streaming down her face As she struggles to speak She shakes from fear I believed him Pulled her away from all she had She feels so alone and scared His promises to change and stop float away in the air He no longer speaks, Words she no longer hears His actions speak to her His eyes tell of what he is thinking She knows his body language Knows what is coming next As she waits in fear His anger he unleashes on her body She tells him to stop In fear for her life Her eyes cry for help She runs away with no place to go She is only eight-teen and afraid for her life ~~~~Unfinished~~~~~~
Hackers Using Our Profiles
i recently had someone hack into my profile and send out suggestive messages to men and women...i was on my home page when a clone fubar screen popped up for me to re-enter my password,i believe this is what caused this... ive changed my password so hopefully the BS will be over..just wanted you all to have a heads up so this doesnt happen to you..
What Would You Do?
What Would You Do????? So I smile at you and you love it so Then I wink at you and you know it's on You walk towards me with that look in your eyes I eagerly await the next move that I see you comprise What Would You Do? You open your mouth to speak to me and I listen intently The words are beautiful as I knew they would be My mind is wondering and wanting more then words from you We begin to discuss what we do next and I know what I want to do What Would You Do? We are now in a secluded area just all about us You are touching my body and I feel a wet gush Kissing my neck and my mouth with such force I am moaning and shivering begging for more What Would You Do? Panties are sliding down my legs and they are sooo wet I feel your body on mines as I lick up and down your sweat Down your stomach my tongue begins to travel To your belly button down further to your groin Emmmm, you smell so goood, I see y
Vote For Me To Win A Trip To Cali And A Modeling Gig!
I am watching that dance crew show on MTV. I had no fucking clue that dance crews were so popular! I am jealous man I want my own dance crew, you know other than the fact I cant fucking perform hip hop dance if my life depended on it. My dance crew would have to be back up by live musicians and include chants like the Go! Team to satisfy me. I just accidentally located my long lost secret blog that I havent touched since 2005. Its pretty sad if I say so myself. Go lurk. http://strangledhousewife.blogspot.com/ Damnit this bitch is jocking my style! FOUNDRY CAMS: Silvia Rocks out in her STAY COZY Shirt OH! I am in a little beauty contest to be a model on a website for which I will get to fly out to sunny Southern California and take creepy and sexy zombie pin-up photos for this awesome upcoming alternative porn site. I would really appreciate you guys doing your best to vote for me (contestant #2, you HAVE to type it like #2) EVERYDAY but posting a vote on the co
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6 Sex Mistakes Men Make
6 Sex Mistakes Men Make Experts' sex tips for men who have sex with women. Hey guys, think you know everything there is to know about having sex with women? That erotic encyclopedia you carry around in your head may contain a lot of basic errors and omissions about women's sexuality -- errors that can lead to sex mistakes. That's because -- after learning the facts of life -- most of us are left to figure out sex for ourselves. Guys tend to take a lot of cues from adult movies, and we all know how true-to-life those are. Experience may help, but many women can be shy when talking about what they like. I have been giving relationship and sex advice for the past 17 years studying sex psychology, and as an mentor and advisor. To help with some sex tips, I also asked two acclaimed sex educators, Tristan Taormino and Lou Paget, to tell me what they think are the most common sex mistakes men make with women. Taormino is a prolific author, lecturer, and video producer. Her lat
Blocked Users
They've either been truly disrespectful or just didn't read what I do and don't tolerate Also possibly blocked me for no reason Thirdly , don't try to bring a significant other into this. If you can't handle it, block them or leave all alone and learn about REAL friendships. List: ~Cat~ dj italianman speak of the devil weldingangel reaper krazy k roryd cowgirl kirsten SamMalone I would suggest you remove yourself from the other's list so you don't get between them. Or cause insignificant drama/trouble. a noob reposts a stupid mumm as he had it up before, thankfully I didn't answer that one. I like another askes why Cause truthfully it's fuckin' stupid unless it was to friends only. And get rude lounge invite told them not to cause I do have where I don't accept lounge invites from people. the idiot did again and shows his ass in his mumm. Do all a favor, block his ass so he goes back to his myspace and plays with his 'girly' toys. Idiots like tha
Whiskey's Got A Hold On Me.
I don't know who I am and why I take it this far I wish I could find myselft but I don't know where you are I woke up alittle to late, wearing the same ol' shirt. Maybe I started alittle to soon cause I'm already slurring my words. Whiskey's got a hold of me and I can't help myself I 've been lost since you took off, can't see me with anyone else.. Got a pair of blood shot eyes, everything to lose. Find myself every night at this bar, yesterday's news Last call at 2am , always tell the truth I can see when the lights come on I'm still not over you Cause Whiskey's got a hold on me. Your all I see....all the time It's why I drink you off my mind Cause Whiskey's got a hold of me and I can't help myself I 've been lost since you took off, can't see me with anyone else..
It's All Coming Back To Me Now
There were nights when the wind was so cold That my body froze in bed If I just listened to it Right outside the window There were days when the sun was so cruel That all the tears turned to dust And I just knew my eyes were Drying up forever I finished crying in the instant that you left And I can't remember where or when or how And I banished every memory you and I had ever made But when you touch me like this And you hold me like that I just have to admit That it's all coming back to me When I touch you like this And I hold you like that It's so hard to believe but It's all coming back to me (It's all coming back, it's all coming back to me now) There were moments of gold And there were flashes of light There were things I'd never do again But then they'd always seemed right There were nights of endless pleasure It was more than any laws allow Baby Baby If I kiss you like this And if you whisper like that It was lost long ago But it's all comi
Going Off Fubar For A Very Long Time
summer is here and we are going to get our kids ...... family is more importaint than fubar so I will be off fubar for a very long time !!! I hope you all enjoy your summer and remeber family comes first !
Wow
Wow i now know where everyone stands its all a lie and i am just # 2 right my friends what friends and faily what family i am just a ride a go to the store for me every one is pt in front of me and wit me friends my amily an even the girl i love ow see,s me as # 2 wtf i hat this shit so fuck al of you go to the deepest rt of hell and sit n the darkness were i sit all my life as the ne who is so care about and loved by every one that as soon as thay meet some one eles i am done wit and pushed aside all the pepole i loveand care about seem to want to hut me and keep me hurting why did i do something wrong and i not good enuff for the people maybe it is true and i will be alone wit no one fuck t i am alone i got no frends no family nothing no love anymore i just gdamien i only hope that h dont hurt melike everyone eles does
At Last, Some Good Political News!!
June 13, 2008 Where has Clinton gone? Posted: 08:41 PM ET From CNN Ticker Producer Alexander Mooney Clinton hasn't made a public appearance since she dropped her White House bid in Saturday. WASHINGTON (CNN) Her every step over the last 17 months was captured by a legion of cameramen and a press corps of journalists from around the world. But for the last seven days, Hillary Clinton has been nowhere to seen, and Washington is speculating about where exactly the ubiquitous New York senator has gone. WATCH: What will Clinton do now? Is she camping out in her Georgetown home or is the former presidential candidate back at her Chappaqua estate? Perhaps she ventured to an isolated vacation spot, far removed from cable news and the political chattering class. Members of her formal presidential campaign and her Senate staff aren't saying. "She's enjoying some much-needed time with her family," said a staff member for her former campaign who asked not to be identif
Journey Returns
Today I was reading the new people. In it they had an article on Journey stating they had yet another lead singer (claims to sound just like Steve Perry). I was the ultimate Journey fan in HS, so I went to youtube and checked it out. OMG!!! He sounds just like him. I personally CANNOT wait to see them in concert AGAIN.
Alone
Alone It's late at night and I'm Alone, There is nothing but silence here at home, Friends and family all gone away, Each day that passes they're farther away. Where to go to find one for me, Who will open my heart for me to see, A way for me to escape this pain, Keep me now from going insane. Trying to hide behind the booze and the pills, Wishing one day my heart would still, For I am Alone, No one who cares, An empty life with none to share. Deeper in Darkness I do sink, My life's a cesspool that surely does stink, No way to escape, No where to hide, No one to stand here by my side. Deeper and deeper my soul does slide, Fading away................................. A L O N E DQA
Strainded
Strained by Me Never to say one last goodbye As another tear falls from my eye Thinking back on what I've done And what a fool I have become Nobody will ever see my pain Or how much my heart is strained My mind in a whirlwind of thought Falling in love will never stop Just to set myself up to be let down Even when true love is found
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Bad Newz
lattly my life been good but a few days ago i went to the stor and when i got home something told me to cheak the mail and when i cheaked it i got a letter telling me i have to come in to get tested cuss a test came back not normal so now they want me come back in the 8th so they can take some tissue out and see if its cancer. i been so scard and really hopeing its not. i have friend here to sport me but they really arent leting me try to tell them its scareing me as fuck right now.. well i am gonna go. lata
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One Rainy Night
One rainy night a man is driving home from work, when he passes a black woman on the side of the road with a flat tire. He wonders if he should stop, and then decided that someone else would stop so he kept driving. The Lord started speaking to him that he should go back and help the woman, so 8 miles up the road he got off crossed over and drove 8 miles back gets off again crosses over and goes back to where the woman is still standing on the said of the road in the rain. He gets out of his car in the cold rain to help this woman, he gets the spare out of her trunk, and low and behold it's flat too. He thinks about things and figures that it would be another 2 hours if he took the tire to be fixed and then come back and put it on for her, so knowing that his spare is the same size he puts his spare onto her vehicle, and tells the lady that when she get's her tires fixed just to return his tire. He gives her his name and address, and bid's her goodbye. Over the next 4 days, the man c
Fathers Day
I had the best Fathers Day ever today. I woke up this morning after an extended (10 hr) nap to find the sun already shining and I knew my kids were on their way here. After my crew arrived, it was time for presents and I realized just how much I love the handmade construction paper and origami gift I always get from my kids. I got those and a 10 dollar gift card that they earned the money for themselves. Then I got the best present ever, a t-shirt that says "Dad's Firecrackers" and has the names of my 4 kids and the nickname I gave my niece since she has been living with us, "squishy". It took along time for the waterworks to come to a complete stop after that one. I wasn't expecting anything like that as a present. I know my kids love me and I know that "squishy" has come to understand why I am so hard on her and my kids at times. It just got me. After this it was time to pack up and head to the lake for a day of fishing. We met up with my mom at the local baitshop and sh
George
What a difference a sad event in someone's life makes. GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died...) Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate. A Message by George Carlin: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too
Completely Out
of shape!!!! I already knew that but now I'm suffering about it. Working out is such a bitch. I worked out this morning. Running! Jump rope! etc etc. It wasn't even hard core, just for me since i'm lack muscle. I was so done but when I got home I took a 20 minute cool down walk, I was going to do three laps around this field but only did two because I got the urge to go! hahaha. I feel like I should go again in a little while and do the three laps, jogging. Except I know thats not gonna happen because I hate running. The working out isn't bad, but ugh running! haha. I'm such by like friday I'll be fucking running around with out dying. I mean I drink and smoke so my lungs were like killing me even though I haven't smoked since like Saturday. Oh and lunges are evil LOL. Yay to waking up at 430 am and working out. and eating healthy food........ ? The good thing is I have no desire to eat anything since that work out left me feeling joyful. I'm just thirsty
Being On Fubar While At Work??
I guess I don't understand this part,from time to time I see people signed in and there status message states that there trying to work??What is that? i don't understand why people would risk losing there Job over a site like this,were talking about working to make life work and all,and i don't understand how they do it eather because most places have a network history that they can track,and they have this fancy thing called an IP address that links you to every site you visit,Like my ex don't seem to understand that but thats a whole other issue.But anyways just thought i would display that thought of interest.I know i have asked a few people personally but and the answers was reasonable and all But why risk losing your bread and butter so to speak you know where i am coming from? regardless if your job is boring and all that good shit,no one said work is a blast.i have never heard anyone say that
Southern Fuck Buddy
Several years ago when I was in the middle of a cycle where I was actively seeking just a fuck buddy. I've had the good fortune to have had more than a couple of very good just sex relationships over the years. Granted they are hard to find and I'm very picky and quite specific in what I want in a sexually charged relationship with no real expectations of getting serious. I had one 8 years ago turn into love and it became a horrible mess of lies and deceit and I got hurt real bad, so I've really kept it to JUST SEX and like I said, I've had some really scorching relationships. And I say "relationship" because I need to like him, need to be able to care about him, I just can't guarantee that I'm going to want to fall in love with him...that whole love thing does scare me a little bit...I'm not opposed to love but I just don't want too much change in my life as sad as that might sound. I just expect that he be available a LOT for sex and that is very hard to come by anymore...o
He Didn't Just Say That!
I met David about 6-7 years ago..its been a very long time. It all started with a chat on Yahoo and we began chatting regularly. That was back in the day before I found myspace or even started having much of a Yahoo profile. I think I had one face pic on my profile back then. So I offered to send David a couple of pics of me but 'fearing x rated' photos he declined the offer, stating he didn't need to see more, that he was falling for my personality.We chatted for a couple of months, he seemed in no hurry to meet me. He was a single father of two pre-teen daughters and was very dedicated. I was impressed with what a good father he seemed to be.It was late summer when we decided to meet at a local sports bar for a sandwich and maybe a cold beer...watch the World Series you know. He had mentioned not really drinking much so when he ordered a pitcher of beer, I figured maybe he was thinking I was going to do some drinking. When he downed a glass in one fell swoop I chalked it up to nerves
To Far From Me
To far for me, so far to see The woman of my dreams was brought to me. Always talking always planning, But in a year will our love be standing? Falling fast for that emotion, Is strong enough for total devotion? Every day I miss her more, My heart's an ocean that lies upon her shore. Never quarreling on disbelief, To see her will be a total relief, I want her here holding me oh so near, The distance between us, the life I fear. Although my woman is so very far, Our love burns brighter than a shooting star.
Save The Drama For Your Mamma!
Hmm. Really let me start with Insecurity is not attractive... So I get this shout from some girl telling me to stop talking to her "fiancee" ..She is going off on some comments I made on his page like a month ago. 1. I rarely talk to this guy anymore. 2. I don't really care about him in the dating way. 3. I'm single and loving it. not looking for anything right now. Fuck, really.. C'mon the man lives in a whole different state then me . and last time I checked he had no attachments. Psycho lady.. Haha I'm not a Cyber Home Wrecker lmao. So I tell her whatever thanks for your "suggestion" to not talk to him.. I don't want drama. so this is what she sends me: Vampire Ki...: ok void of drama it is no longer a suggestion stop talking to him or i make you.you dont live that far from me Haha.. true she lives 2 hours away I would know because I used to go a lot to the city where she lives in..but c'mon wtf.. that message made me feel sorry for this gir
Naughty Application
"!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!! Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?" Also < IF YOU HAD ME ALONE, LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR A WEEK & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO DO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET...
Obama
This older white guy asked his older black friend, 'Are you voting for Barack Obama just because he's black'? So the older black guy fires back and says, 'Are you not voting for him because he's black? Why can't I vote for him just cause he's black? Hell in this country men are pulled over everyday just cause their black, passed over for promotions just cause they'reblack, considered to be criminals just cause they're black, but you don't seem to have a problem with that. This country was built with the sweat and whip off the slaves back, and now a descendent of those same slaves has a chance to lead the same country where we weren't even considered to be people. A country where we weren't allowed to be educated, drink from the same water fountains, eat in the same restaurants, or even vote, so you damn right I'm going to vote for him! But not just because he's black. But because he is hope, he is change, and he now allows me to understand when my grandson say
If Tears Could Build A Stairway
If Tears Could Build A Stairway If tear could build a stairway, and memories a lane I would walk right up to Heaven and bring you back again No farewell words were spoken No time to say "Goodbye" You were gone before I knew it and only God knows why. My heart still aches with sadness and secret tears still flow What it meant to love you No one can ever know But now I know you want me to mourn for you no more, To remember all the happy times life still has much in store Since you'll never be forgotten I pledge to you today A hollowed place within me is where you will always stay. My Precious Mother
Poem
The Miracle Of Friendship There is a miracle called Friendship that dwells within the heart and you don't know how it happens or when it even starts. But the happiness it brings you always gives a special lift and you realize that Friendship is God's most precious gift
Have You?
Have you ever felt, the cold and lifeless hand of an infant, gazed into their unblinking eyes, and observed the face of death, when masked in bittersweet innocence? Have you ever touched your dreams, and felt the simplistic joy, of feeling them become reality, only to abandon them, for reasons you cannot explain? Have you ever watched your family, who once shared the greatest of loves, suffer an unforgettable and unforgivable tragedy, that will slowly, painfully, and inevitably, tear them all apart? Do you know, firsthand, the evil that resides deep within the heart of every man, every woman, and every child? Have you seen its face as it randomly seeks, a soul to torment and destroy? Do you know the darker side of life, the one that awakens you, in the still of the night, crying to the unknowable God's, Save me from myself. '? Does your heart constantly question, whether humanity is obtainable, in a world corrupted with suffering, and where war,
Wtf?
This site is laughable. I have seen like children on this crap. Scary... Also, I'm married. So, not looking for anyone's dick photos or sharing any photos of me. I just like coming here to get a good chuckle. Fubar dollars? I like real money-thanks.
Had Enough
Well I am leaving Fubar even though I've only been here a month. This site among others has helped ruin my marrriage along with countless others(I'm sure). I am now a single father of three and no longer have time for this crap. For the ladies please be smarter than the guys on here think you are and only have fun with this cause if you beleive their lines you will have nothing but bad things come from it. I tried to fit into this world and I just ain't that kind of a**hole. I beleive in the truth. If any of the people on my freinds list wish to contact me, my e-mail is martinator38@yahoo.com. That is the only thing in these chat rooms I am keeping. Have a nice life and don't let it ruin yours.
Pieces
My world once again Lays about my feet In shattered pieces My heart which I truly believed To be safe Has once again Been ripped From my chest Only to be given Back in a zillion Tiny pieces They say that time Heals all wounds I am not sure This time i I am strong Enough to pick Up the pieces. 6/18/08
Rate And Comment
come on friends rate and comment my pics PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ever Feel Like A Complete Dumb Ass?
Ever Just feel like a complete dumb ass? Well Hell I do. I've tried to talk to this one person... leaving them messages and so on. And, No answer... feels like I'm getting blown off. And, U know what it really hurts. I couldn't be here for a little while.... cause I didn't have any net for a month or so. Ugh, I really don't get it.. and I don't understand any of this... so If you want me to leave you alone. You got your wish. I'm gone!
Hard Shit
alright people sry that i havnt been on in a while. i moved out of mommy and daddys house and i can not affored the internet. at college right now. but yea i have two new kittens wensday and pugley. on fri the 13 wed got sick and we had to take her to the vet that was about 120 dollors. last night we noticed that pugsley was not going to the bathroom. so we think he has a uriairy track infection. which will run us about 300 dollors. FUCK. i dont want to but the bill on my credit card cuz i already owe 500 on it. i think im going to pawn almost everything that i do not need. so thats my life right now. gotta go. i dont know when i will be back on. bye guys ~Robbie of doom~
The Rose
Some say love, it is a river That drowns the tender reed Some say love, it is a razor That leaves your soul to bleed Some say love, it is a hunger An endless, aching need I say love, it is a flower And you it's only seed It's the heart afraid of breaking That never learns to dance Its the dream afraid of waking That never takes the chance It's the one who won't be taken, That cannot seem to give And the soul afraid of dying That never learns to live when the night has been too lonely And the road has been too long And you think that love is only For the lucky and the strong Just remember in the winter Far beneath the bitter snow Lies the seed that with the sun's love, In the spring, becomes a rose.
Videos
I posted some videos today. They're not videos of me, they are of my ex. He is quite creative. He holds up papers with something written on them and sends you a message that way. I like them. How about you? What do you think?
Y Cant Men Know How To Read
y cant men on here just learn how to read tha profile it really makes me pissed i love it when thay rate and show love on comments but thats it. so y dont thay listen and thay wonder y sum gurls r tried of dick (men) boys whaevea u call em. im married and very damn happy and guys still want u to cheat. dont ever let no chick or a dude cum between u and that special someone u love... i love all woman u show respect to me and others and specialty their selves. love u gurls.
Lovers Uncovered....
Gentle breeze brushes the skin Feel the romance in the air The moment of that first touch Brings new emotion to light Intense is the desire to fulfill her fantasies By becoming her desire, her fire, her need Is it the man inside of me feeling this rush That craves her constant, tender touch Or is it this night, the way she moves Like the erotic effect of an entrancing moon Or is it my own wanting, aching need Maybe it's her body for which my passions feed Skin on skin in flickering candlelight Casting wandering shades on this timeless night Trace each shadow with the lightest caress Desired building to heights words can't express Rhythmic and exotic by sensual measures Until we bow to our own lusting thoughts Explore the others hidden treasures Until we can no longer deny Give into the instinct, the animalistic urges Falling into a dance of enlightened senses Heightened pleasure leads to intense variations Until the inevitable intensity that surges F
Yup Uh Huh
So here I am writing in my blog. Bloggy Blog blog...blog. Monkey likes to eat cheese and cheeses likes to eat bees. The momma pig said " bawk a waka" while the frog said "moo" Take my wise words, learn them and use them wisely... Bloggy blog blog yup yup I am just so cool.
A Little Of Everything
I AM AN ANGEL,I LIVE IN THE CLOUDS,IF U WANNA KICK IT WITH ME, U BETTER BOW DOWN,SO GET ON UR KNEES, AMD CALL ME YOUR HIGHNESS CUZ BABY U KNOW, I AM HEAVENS FINEST FIRENDS ARE LIKE STARZ,THEY COME AND GO,BUT THE ONES THAT STAY,ARE TEH ONES THAT GLOW-A MEMORY LASTS FOREVER,NEVER DOSE IT DIE, TRUE FRIENDS STAY TOGETHER,AND NEVER SAY GOODBYE A PRETTY GIRL CAN KISS A GUY, A BIRD XAN KISS A BUTTERFLY, THE RISING SUN CAN KISS THE GRASS, BUT U MY FRIEND , CAN KISS MY BUTT A PEACH IS A PEACH, A PLUM IS A PLUM,A KISS AINT A KISS WITHOUT SOME TOUNG, SO OPEN UR MOUTH AND CLOSE UR EYES, AND GIVE UR TOUNG SOME EXERCISE YOU DONT LOVE SOMEONE CUZ THEY IS BEAUTIFUL ,THEY'RE ONLY BEAUTIFUL CUZ U LOVE THEM CROSS YOUR HEART AND HOPE TO DIE,CLOTHES AND MAKEUP, BOYS AND LIES,FOREVER THERE UNTIL THE END,DEFINITION OF TRUE BEST FRIENDS NEVER START FROWNING BEACUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHO IS FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOUR SMILE SEX,DRUGS,ROCK N ROLL,SPEED,WEED,BIRTH CONTROL,LIFES A BITCH
Ummm...
Just the quickest way to let you guys know, my account will be active until september but I won't be here much anymore. Fubar has been fun in some ways, and not in others. If you actually have had a conversation with me, then feel free to find me on yahoo. If you haven't and would still like to, just leave me a message here and I'll check it when I can. Have fun, Ebony
Whats New Round Here
Im only 5 weeks from being a mommy!:) I cant believe that this is almost over! although I am VERY HAPPY it is! I am tired of being pregnant! I guess other than that and school.. nothing else is going on.. My bf might be facing a jail sentence.. He goes before the Grand Jury on June 30th.. I am hoping he just gets probation!
Rip Scott Kalitta
The Associated Press ENGLISHTOWN, N.J. (AP) Scott Kalitta died Saturday when his Funny Car crashed and burst into flames during qualifying for the Lucas Oil NHRA SuperNationals at Old Bridge Township Raceway Park. State police confirmed that the 46-year-old Kalitta, a two-time Top Fuel champion who had 18 career victories, was killed in the accident. Witnesses told The Star-Ledger of Newark that Kalitta's Toyota Solara was traveling at an estimated speed of 300 mph when the crash occurred. The Palmetto, Fla., resident started his career at Old Bridge Township Raceway Park in 1982. His father, Connie Kalitta, was a longtime driver and team owner known as "The Bounty Hunter," and his cousin, Doug Kalitta, also drives competitively.
My Very First Short Story- "a Moment"
A real cut-up--that described her oldest son. He loved to joke and tease. Sometimes his younger brother and sister didn't really appreciate this side of his personality. With long gangly limbs, Curt soon grew taller than his mom. When she tried to use the broom to get him to mind his manners, he ecstatically grabbed it from her hands, danced around and pretended to swat her with it. Then he'd throw back his head and roar with laughter. Even as a baby, Curt would laugh so hard he'd have to gasp for breath, then follow up with a long, "Ohhhh," like he needed to convey how hilarious he felt life could be. His slightly long, blond hair shimmered in the sunlight and his dark brown eyes sparkled with delight as he became a teen. A friend of his related the story of how the two met. They were assigned seats side-by-side in the second grade. Curt got busy with a marker, and then leaned over toward Scott's desk, set his hand on it and said, "Hi, my name's Curt. What's yours?" as he move
Pyre Of Gods By Tarot
On the legs of lightning, the storm rears in defeat. Rising in vain once more with the sea. Grey hand's reaching, cold under the swell. Withered in the forge of our unbelief. All gods breed, all gods die, all gods will pay. We'll exorcise all of these fathers of lies. Burned holes for eyes behold the pyre of gods. Uncrusaders, heretics to all faith. No slavery beyond death! [ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/Mjyu ] Every idol will feel our scourge. They can't hold us in this life. All gods breed, all gods die, all gods will pay. We'll exorcise all of these fathers of lies. Burned holes for eyes behold the pyre of gods. The ransom of your soul must be paid for your dead. The way out for us all: We'll take the jailer's head. All gods want, all gods need. Their sacrifices must bleed. All gods breed, all gods die, all gods will pay. We'll exorcise all of these fathers of lies. Burned holes for eyes behold the pyre of gods.
Love You To Death, By Kamelot
When they met she was fifteen Like a black rose blooming wild And she already knew she was gonna die "What's tomorrow without you? Is this our last goodbye" She got weaker every day As the autumn leaves flew by Until one day, she told him, "This is when I die" "What was summer like for you?" She asked him with a smile "What's tomorrow without you?" He silently replied She said, "I will always be with you I'm the anchor of your sorrow There's no end to what I'll do 'Cause I love you, I love you to death" But the sorrow went too deep The mountain fell too steep And the wounds would never heal 'Cause the pain of the loss was more than he could feel He said, "I will always be with you By the anchor of my sorrow All I know, or ever knew, Is I love you, I love you to death" "What's tomorrow without you? Is this our last goodbye?" [Solo] "I will always be with you I'm the anchor of your sorrow There's no end to what I'll do 'Cause I love
If You Fuck Black Guys Please Delete Me From Your Friend List
I have black friends and they know where I stand on interracial dating and understand
Im Leaving
im deleteing my account im just not on very much my friends know how to reach me
Fear
A- Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing. Acarophobia- Fear of itching or of the insects that cause itching. Acerophobia- Fear of sourness. Achluophobia- Fear of darkness. Acousticophobia- Fear of noise. Acrophobia- Fear of heights. Aerophobia- Fear of drafts, air swallowing, or airbourne noxious substances. Aeroacrophobia- Fear of open high places. Aeronausiphobia- Fear of vomiting secondary to airsickness. Agateophobia- Fear of insanity. Agliophobia- Fear of pain. Agoraphobia- Fear of open spaces or of being in crowded, public places like markets. Fear of leaving a safe place. Agraphobia- Fear of sexual abuse. Agrizoophobia- Fear of wild animals. Agyrophobia- Fear of streets or crossing the street. Aichmophobia- Fear of needles or pointed objects. Ailurophobia- Fear of cats. Albuminurophobia- Fear of kidney disease. Alektorophobia- Fear of chickens. Algophobia- Fear of pain. Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic. Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions. Altophobia- Fear of
Dating Secret Exposed: Why Nice Guys Finish Last
Are you a nice guy who has always wondered why the cocky guy -- the one who barely appears interested in the girl -- is usually the one who gets the girl? Have you suffered from hearing the words, "You're a really nice guy, but I only like you as a friend," from a woman who you would do (or may, in fact, have already done) just about anything and everything for -- only to turn around and watch her date (or even chase) a guy who treats her like she's nothing special? And are you stumped wondering why she would date a guy who treats her like that when she could have you who would treat her like a princess and give her everything she wants? Well, you better brace yourself because I'm going to tell you a couple of secrets that you might not want to hear. First, "nice" equates with boring and predictable. Look up "nice" in the dictionary and you find: pleasant; agreeable; satisfactory. In other words, average -- not exceptional, not exciting, and not sexy.I'll bet you've never heard a wom
Not Good Enough
I may not be good enough for some. I may not be worth the effort for a few. I may mot be worth keeping to one. But there is someone who does want me, one is good enough for me!
My Sister's Page
My Sister Susan is the number one David Cook on the planet. She is not on Fubar (oh well), but the other one. Her link: http://www.myspace.com/idolwatcher i marked NSFW because of the link
Please Help
I`m in a contest. Please stop by and leave some comments on the link below. Don`t forget to rate it too --- Rate add and fan the hostess too, she`s great!!! Thanx so much!! xx
Suicide
Suicide Pain, all I feel is Pain, I think it is driving me insane, I look in the mirror, am I really here, Watching the track of a single tear. What is this thing I see before me, A ghost, a memory of who I use to be, There is nothing left, no where to hide, Is there an answer found in Suicide. Is this the way to finc escape, From this life of Pain I hate, If it's yes, which way to go, Quick and easy or nice and slow. Pills and booze, and sleep away, Slit my wrist and bleed today, Or pull the trigger, BANG I'm dead, Just one bullet to the head. If I'm gone now none would miss, My eyes, my smile or my kiss, There's nothing left, no reason to stay, It's time for me now to just go away. DQA
Come On Every Stop By And Show Some Love To Her
Im in a fubucks giveaway / contest...i need 2,500 To Win Fubucks. Most Comments (min 15,000) Wins VIP/Blast. Most Rates (over 200) Wins Blast/Bling Pack...so please if you will...leave a rate and a few comments and i will be glad to show the love back to you... THEN SEND HER A PERSONAL EMAIL AND TELL HER WHAT YOU DID AND FOR WHICH ONE AND LET HER KNOW THAT THE VIPER SENT YOU. http://fubar.com/theviper
Tattoo Shops-where Not To Go
Ok..the people who know me like Mclovin and Dominated Love Slave of McLovin, and a few other friends, know I have quite the 'body' of work of tattoos. I don't have them on here since I don't have a digital cam and alot are on my back-makes it hard to take a pic ya know? I have a couple that are ok, some that need a bit of touch-up work, and a few that I consider awesome. I've been to a slew of different shops. Most are good. One in particular I've been going to is downright insanely awesome-Electric Expressions in Kenner,LA. Recently I wanted to get a small tattoo tat. I figrued, why go all the way to kenner, with gas the way it is for such a small tat. Well..I have learned my lesson. I will never get another tattoo where I live again. They suck!! All I wanted was the tattoo of the logo from "Gears of War". If you've ever seen it, you'll know what i mean. It's pretty cool. Well, as simple as it is, they fucked it up. The detail isn't nearly what it should be, the positioning of the sku
Everything
have you ever been in a spot...the kind you want gone but cant get out of and it seems like every corner you turn makes you sooo happy and then you return to that spot and fall in your hole again...i dont want some one to dig me out i dont want a hero...im my own hero i'll get myself out but when is the question...will i be too late...will my chances be passed by...and if they are i find my hole will be deeper...i wont want to try i'll give up and face the fact that my decisions have fucked me...or will i...the only person that can help me...IS ME and because of that...i need to go to bed and wake up tommorrow...and change my own future...i've changed other people's futures...it's time i fuckin changed my own...yup....note to self...get off your pitty wagon and walk the next mile...lol
Perfect Dream
> i close my eyes, i think of you > away i slip into a dream to a world > where everything is perfect, > the days are so bright, the nights sky > full with beautiful stars > > im long awaiting for a knock at the door > it seems like ive been waiting forever > but there, i hear it, you are here at last > the man of my dreams, > > i open the door and just look into your eyes, > with a smile on my face > i reach out and take your hand, > leading you into the hallway > i close the door behind you, > > i gently push you against the door, > and brush my body sloftly against yours > i whisper in your ear, i want to kiss you > i feel your heart beat faster, > your breathing stronger and your > manhood harden. > > i close my eyes and softly brush > my lips across yours, then i run my tongue > over them and kiss your bottom lip then the top, > i slip my tongue just between your lips and you > touch it with yours, we kiss with such passion > and desire i see it in you
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Love For A Soilder
Love for a soilder By Trish Every time you go away my heartbreaks I know for you the same thing aches You walk into the sunset uncertain If you will be able to fix those who have been hurting. your love is for more then me its for your country to one day be free the honor you have received may one day be grieved I try to forget your leaving I just lie close to you and hear your heart beating. you're unselfish and mainly caring I'll near forget the love we've been sharing. now its time for you to go I kiss your face in the candles soft glow as you whisper, I love you, Good-bye I cant help but breakdown and cry As the door closes I remember your face Knowing no matter where we are our hearts will always be in the same place
I Hate
i hate when a guy pretends that he loves you and that you are all he needs but then soon as he sees another girl he be all in her fucking face and swears up and down that they are just friends when they are actually fuckin buddies but he doesnt know that u know the real truth about EVERYTHING.....i hate when the guy you know turns into the guy you KNEW when you think everthing they use to say was tru and find out that is was all a lie.....they dont realize that they have to tell a lie to cover up the 1st lie and they have to keep lyin so they wont get caught but they dont know that they already are.....i hate fake guys like that dont you
What Would You Do?
Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Do you run through each day On the fly? When you ask How are you? Do you hear the reply? When the day is done Do you lie in your bed With the next hundred chores Running through your head? You'd better slow down Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Ever told your child, We'll do it tomorrow? And in your haste, Not see his sorrow? Ever lost touch, Let a good friendship die Cause you never had time To call and say hi You'd better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. When you run so fast to get somewhere You miss half the fun of getting there. When you worry and hurry through your day, It i
Freedom Of Speech
Ok I have to vent for a few folks, sorry in advance! We have way to many people bitching about how soldiers are killers and not heroes or how we should not be in Iraq or Afghanistan, so let me ask you this? How many innocent people died in Iraq and Afghanistan before we stepped in and stopped it? Yes there are car bombs and fights break out now, but the sheer mass numbers from before speaks for them selves! Each soldier over there has saved lives!! INCLUDING OURS!!! Yes that is right, without those brave men and women to stand that wall, how many more attacks would have hit US soil? Maybe it could have been in your town or your loved ones?? Just remember that millions of men and woman in the US Service from now going back to the revolutionary war have fought and dies for your right to bitch and complain about the government and the military, and mine to call you a bunch of suck ass douche bags with so much sand in your little clits it is not even funny!!! I served in Desert S
Going Home!
wooohoooo I'm heading on home. It's been a long time coming. I'm so tired. all I want to do is sleep when I get home. so much to do so little time to do it. England is a very wonderful place. Oh my, if only you knew and see the things I've seen here. it's so amazing. well I guess I better get going.
Photography
80% of so-called paranormal phenomena can be disproved or debunked. It is very hard to prove a haunting by photographs. Photos of orbs are not impressive due to so many other things it could be such as dust, mist or dew in the air, a bug or simply the light playing tricks. Photos of mists or smoke are equally unimpressive due to cigarette smoke or fog. Photos of shadows, you can see many things in a shadow due to what your mind wants it to be. See thru shadows are a little more impressive. Transparent shadows in human form even more impressive, but remember in this day and age digital photography is easily manipulated.
On A Lighter Note
Sometimes being depressed can bring out the best in people, you find the people who really care, who are patient, understanding, considerate, and caring. People you will always stand by and never allow to be harmed by others. These are special types of people, and unfortunately there arent too many of em.........but I just spent at least half the night with one of them, and she has the biggest heart of anyone Ive ever known.
Bastard
The old bastard left his ties and his suit A brown box, mothballs and bowling shoes and his opinion so you'd never have to choose Pretty soon, you'll be an old bastard too You get smaller while the world gets big The more you know you know you don't know shit The whiz man'll never fit you like the whiz kid did So why you gotta act like you know when you don't know? It's okay if you don't know everything Why you gotta act like you know when you don't know? It's okay if you don't know everything Close your eyes close your ears young man You've seen and heard all an old man can Spread the facts on the floor like a fan throw away the ones that make you feel bad Kids today gettin' old too fast they can't wait to grow up so they can get some ass They get nostalgic about the last ten years before the last ten years have passed why you gotta act like you know when you don't know? It's okay if you don't know everything Why you gotta act like you know when you don't
The Trip Commences..
It's 6:13 pm and I'm sitting on my couch. The apartment for once is clean. The pillows and bedding are stripped from my bed, my dresser drawers are empty and my cats seemed puzzled by the large suitcases at the door. My room mate is finishing her end of the packing and then we'll finally be on our way to freedom. Nothing but an open road a bottle of 151 rum and an eighth in our stash spot. I can't say that I'm not nervous, but at the same time I couldn't be happier. I've been wanting this my entire life. Tomorrow- Washington DC Sunday-Nashville Wednesday-Galveston Thursday-New Orleans Friday-Key West Tuesday-Wellington Thursday-Columbus GA Sunday-Home YAY!!
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I'm Sorry!!!
im sorry for all the times i lost my temper for the times when i was rude for all the gifts that were given and never received thank yous. for all the love you've given me and i havent given back for all the times you were patient a virtue that i lack. i couldnt see past your imperfections i couldnt see past my pride your feelings i trampled all over on my high horse i would ride. im sorry for all the times i lied for the ppl i hurt along the way nlot a day goes by that i dont regret it and id take it back anyday. the only person i cared about was me and only me and now im truely sorry i only wished i could make you see. im sorry for everything i've done for all the ppl i let down i'm only asking for a second chance so i can turn things back around. i know that its a little late my deeds cant be undone i realize now that i was wrong and im sorry everyone.
Tagged By Cantsleepclownswilleatme
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I can pick up almost anything with my toes 2. I hate being alone 3. I love Scottish accents 4. I hate going to the movies 5. I used to have my tongue pierced 6. I can't function with out coffee 7. I need a carbonated beverage everyday 8. I don't like the taste of energy drinks 9. I like broccoli on my pizza 10. I cherish the few true friends I have I tag....... Buster Hyman WHERE IS THE LOVE? Hotgreeneyed8ngel ~Jenn!fer~ and Canyon Man
Haunted Areas
It is my opinion that graveyards would be the least haunted area simply because no-one has died there; they were already dead when they got there. This is just my opinion and I may be wrong, but I feel in order for an area to be haunted it would have to had someone either die there or if someone had a strong connection with the area. With someone having a strong connection would most likely cause a residual haunt, which is a moment in time that keeps playing over and over.
Heaven
Heaven is to be with an angel in the morning light After loving her gently all through the night Touching her softly, making sure she's really there The feel of her skin and the scent of her fragrant hair The sunlight steals in and sets her body aglow Or is it his love he just doesn't know He knows he loves his angel asleep on the sheets Laying there so sweetly, he kisses her as she sleeps Remembering the night making love by the firelight Every thing had been perfect, divine and so right Drunk on their sweet love more potent than wine Their bodies entwined for the very first time Yes, it was heaven to be in her arms last night But more heavenly now in the soft morning light Holding her close, feeling the beat of her heart And knowing for them this only the start - Me
How To Judge A Man By His Booze
We all know you can't really judge someone based on their food or drink, but let's be honest, sometimes unintentional snap judgments are made on first dates. It should never be a deal breaker or maker but can serve as an amusing little insight into your date's deal. Microbrews - Outdoorsy, mellow. Totally great, but here's hoping he's pro-deodorant. Vodka Gimlet - Will you be attending the renaissance festival this year? Scotch - Sophisticated if it's a nightcap. If it's his signature drink, he's likely a brooding artist, writer or older man. But if he's super specific, as in, "Macallan, 12 year, 2-4 cubes," he's anal retentive but he will take good care of you. Sherry - Let me guess, you went to a "small school in Cambridge?" Margarita on the Rocks - You're hot. Frozen Margarita - You're not. Rusty Nail - He's either a very dry and ironic hipster (not likely) or your actual father. Greyhound - Do our grandparents vacation in the vineyard together? More importan
Help
If anyone can please help with my lounge I would greatly appreciate it!!!! I would love to hire you if you know what you are doing and make our lounge the best on FUBAR!! I will tell you what I want it to look like and if you can do it great!!! Let me know anyone!!! please ITS SYN CITY
Fubucks Only Auction Results!
Auction now CLOSED. Thanks to all who participated, and who came by to rate and bid! RogerLee Won by Hopigalerin for 1,000,000 fubucks DJ Master Raven Won by Wicked Angel for 350,000 fubucks DJ Blueyes Won by Reb for 475,000 fubucks VA's Fynest Won by Italian for 450,000 fubucks Tequila Tart Won by RogerLee for 510,000 fubucks Toxic Sin Won by RogerLee for 1,520,000 fubucks rkkennedy Won by MsCharlotte for 250,000 fubucks LilBamaGirl Won by Dixi
Getting Back To Me
As I sit here in a sleepy mood with so much on my mind. The main thing that is on my mind is all the crap that has been happening. Frankly I'm tired of it. I'm tired of the lies, the pain, the hiding,the sleepless nights,the fighting,& most of all the toll it is takin on me. I'm through with it all. I'm tired of waking up every morning wondering what will be dumped on me today. In 11 days I'll be 24 years old. I refuse to start off my 24th year of life being all down and out. I'm through with it. This goes out to all those who umm think it is fun to use me ,hurt me,run me down or whatever they may do. Nothing you can do or say is going to bring me down more. I have too much in my life to be happy about . I refuse to waste anymore time on it. I don't care if I loose freinds over this. I'm am not going to let all this bull bring me down no more. I have a wonderful family who deserves more from me than seeing me hiding in the house. I have two beautiful babygirls who deserve more from me
Fade Away
Im here waiting Impatiently, eyes full of tears, The other day you said you loved me You said it perfectly clear. Now, todays a new day And youre not here by my side, Now everything you told me Just feels like pain and lies. You said you would be here forever Was that just a lie, too? You made promises you couldnt keep I had all my faith in you. You took off with my heart And life inside your hands, Im left empty and incomplete Why cant you understand. You let me down When my hopes were high, I try to smile But I always sigh. Im left alone With all this pain and misery, Your love is all I ask for Why cant you see. You loved me for who I was Not for who I tried to be, You were the best thing that ever happen to me Youll always be inside of me. Weve been through too much For you to push me away, Ill always love you no matter what It will never fade away
Sunday=magical
Life changes, directions change, but good friends always remain. As time has changed and seasons have past We've developed a bond that will forever last.~Donna~
Polite Hint (im Good At This!!!)
On the 9 th september 2008 I shall be another year older - feel free to wish me a happy birthday before that!!!!!!! Now subtle hint time - moo haha - I am spoilt by all around me - only have to say jump and everyone asks how high??? Like I wanted a new cell phone, I got one, wanted new tv, got one, wanted new tatoo got one - so as you can see Im the original spoilt brat and proud of it!!!!!!!! Now my question here is - who is going to spoil me on my 40th birthday ??? I have three requests (a)Happy Hour (b) Jet Bling (c) Elmo Not asking for much really! LOVE AND HUGS AND EVERYTHING ELSE TO ALL MY FRIENDS - YOU ARE ALL THE MUTTZ NUTTS AND I LOVE YOU ALL THANKS FOR BEING MY FRIENDS XXXXXXXXXXXXX
Heart
Heart You live in my heart You gave light to my life You gave me courage to move on You gave strength to my weakening soul You are my precious gem much more than gold You are the wisdom of my crazy mind You made me good above those lies of time Sometimes I feel bad thinking about the reality of life But the gentle grasp of your love, inspires me to survive To keep holding on to our dreams till the end of our time I'm always here for you, whatever tomorrow would bring Baby, I can be wherever, whatever you wanted me to be But if you choose to be free, don't hesitate to tell me As long as you are happy, my angel, I will let you fly away From a distance, I will continue loving you forever and a day
Ultimate Thrill
The Ultimate Thrill In wan paper walls I slide the final door open light hands skim arched breasts the perfect curve black halo acute salt stung eyes albatross wing brows stomach long flat fuzzy like a girl's feet entranced among warm drifting milkweed you have waited slowly drinking your silent caress loose muscles skin on skin breathe hard on my face silky tempter bleed properly restrained feathery lips coax a surging tongue close the fissure almost trembling early energy at a damp belly your gasping chin cuts a wet line over tilted peak teething a spiral startled jump vibrates the heart of flicking speed each inch of back firm cupped backs of knees tickle arched foot moan the snowy salt soft ocean of gentle lips deepen hair explore arch into hooded tension sliding enveloped into one watching the stab of unbidden cries fiercely met with clenched teeth built like a kitten's escape through your lips leak desperate gasps as each searing plunge
Check Out Another Awesome Fu!
Check Out This Awesome Fu! This sweet and awesome man owns me from 6/29-8/29. Please show him a lot of love and tell him LilBamaGirl sent ya. dixie classic owner of lilbamagirl@ This pimpout brought to you by: LilBamaGirl ~Shadow Leveler~@ fubar fubar
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Today's Quote The great gift of family life is to be intimately acquainted with people you might never even introduced yourself to had life not done it for you. -Kendall Hailey
Goodbye
I don't really want to say goodbye I don't really want to leave you But now I have to go away Stay away from you forever What we had was something special Deep down from our hearts But now I have to go away And leave you from my heart
Hans Blogginton Iii
awww shit wtf. i like cheese, eggs, cats, dogs, Electric Wizard, the first drag of a cigarette, bruce willis, ridiculous belt buckles, ed gein, sugar donuts, europe, UK Football, tacky 80's fashion, American Psycho is one of my favorite movies, xbox 360, skating or dying, hendrix, Sleep, wait, is this what these blogs are for? )suffer among the weak(
A Broken Heart
All the words you said to me, That seemed to be so true. Were nothing but thoughtless lies, That I thought would never come from you. They seemed so real and seemed so true. I was begining to think That I was in love with you. But I should of known it was all an act, That I was just another part. Just another girl to add To your list of broken hearts. I wonder why I still think about you, After all your lies and sweet talking words. I think its because you made me feel Like I was your special girl. I thought I was, I thought you cared, and that I was the only one. But all you wanted to have was just a little fun. I could never be with you After what I found out. You lied to me... Thats what this is mostly all about. I'm not telling you exactly what I know. You can deny it all you want, But i'm deciding to let you go. But I will never forget you not matter how hard I try. I will always remember you in my years to come Until my eternal good-bye.
Summer 2008
well its been a long time...i have made a huge carreer change. i am now a regional manager for an event phot company. we are contracted by the pga,lpga,senoir tour as well as many other events. my new job has lots of travel, and i work with many celebrities!!! it blew me away when alice cooper actually knew me by name!!!! many other stories to tell and share but for now, i will post as many pictures as i can to tell the story!!! please drop by and say hi!! and watch out, i will be near you soon, so lets get together!!! next travel will be july 6-12 at the john deere PGA event..if your near there, WRITE ME NOW!!!!
Tag
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to let them know that they've been tagged, and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.Be nice and write a little something nice about person that tagged u at the end. 1. I am a laid back fun loving guy most of the time lol 2. I have no kids of my own just my two nephews that i love dearly 3. My sense of humor is some what sick and twisted 4. I dislike drama of any kind 5. I can be a very blunt person and come across as being mean but i am very nice guy 6. I try no to ever judge any one at all 7. I am a friend to all until that friendship is betrayed 8. I am a grreat listener 9. I believe that marriage can work only if both parties really want it to work out ... yes work 10. Once you face
Dont Ask Me
Don't ask me to cross the ocean, Or swim the deepest sea. Don't ask me to reach for the highest star, Or fly like a bird for thee. Don't ask me to say what's inside my heart, For I shall never see the lights of tomorrow. Don't ask to give precious memories, For my life shall be filled with sorrow. Don't ask me to wish upon my star, To carry our love for eternity. Or ask me me to cry or plea, Whenever you turn to leave me. Don't ask me after a year of kisses and embrace, To take my innocence. Or ask for my heart and hand, Knowing the world for us to possess. Don't ever ask me to say, "I love you" Because before I do, You have to find the key to my heart. And prove your love for me is true. So don't ask me anything before you do!!
For The Lounge!
Magickal Garden!!!!!! If you have not been to our lounge recently, you're missing out! Our music has been updated to handle 200 users! And we have 1000s of songs to request from! Come listen and chat! Click this link to visit us in Magickal Garden.....NSFW.......: The Magickal Garden Lounge...come for the company...stay for the tunes...keep comin back for the FUN! Comedy Night coming again soon... OWNER @ Magickal Garden Click ME TO JOIN Magickal Garden! Magickal Garden Please come join in the fun!!! (repost of original by ' hazz OWNER @ Magickal Garden ♥ Serenepece's Guy ♥' on '2008-06-07 11:40:58') (repost of original by 'serenepece~Co-Owner, Magickal Garden~Chazz♥s girl♥' on '2008-06-17 15:30:10') (repost of original by ' hazz OWNER @ Magickal Garden ♥ Serenepece's Guy ♥' on '2008-06-18 09:27:38') (repost of original by 'serenepece~Co-Owner, Magickal Garden~Chazz&
Learn
After a while you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul and you learn that love doesn't mean leaning and company doesn't always mean security. And you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts and presents aren't promises and you begin to accept your defeats with your head up and your eyes ahead with the grace of woman, not the grief of a child and you learn to build all your roads on today because tomorrow's ground is too uncertain for plans and futures have a way of falling down in mid-flight. After a while you learn that even sunshine burns if you get too much so you plant your own garden and decorate your own soul instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. And you learn that you really can endure you really are strong you really do have worth and you learn and you learn with every goodbye, you learn
Te Busque
Estuve bien estuve mal Tuve rabia tuve paz Todo lo que te di por un tubo se fue En el cielo me sent y en el suelo me vi Una vida as no es posible vivir Quiero sentirme mejor, quiero sentirme mejor Cario mo sin no es mejor Por eso.. Te busque de bajo de las piedras y no te encontr En la maana fra y en la noche te busque Hasta enloquecer Pero tu llegaste a mi vida como una luz Sanando las heridas de mi corazn Haciendo me sentir vivo otra vez No quera ni hablar ni tampoco comer No quera cantar no sabia que hacer Esa herida sangro y mis ojos perd Pero ahora yo soy el futuro de los dos Quiero sentirme mejor, quiero sentirme mejor Cario mo sin ti no es mejor Por eso.. Te busque de bajo de las piedras y no te encontre En la manana fria y en la noche te busque Hasta enloquecer Pero tu llegaste a mi vida como una luz Sanando las heridas de mi corazon Haciendo me sentir vivo otra vez I look in the mirror the picture's getting clearer I wanna be my
Mike And Leeann
JUNE 25, 2008 We are gathered here today to join Michael Glidewell and Leeann Reaves in Marriage before God who will watch over them and keep them together as one until these two can be placed with one other for the rest of their new lifes together. If Michael or Leeann has any reason to doubt this marriage let them speak now. Michael do you have vows you would like to say to Leeann now? I love u so much u are my world u have meant the world to me since day 1 u bring so much sunshine in my life ur the air I breath the happyness in my life ur the reason I get up in the moringings you are what keeps me going with out u im nothing I know im not ur first love but I would love to be ur last ur love I wouldnt miss for the world. Now Leeann will you say your vows to Michael. Mike from the day we met, the beginning of our relationship you've amazed me, suprised me and enchanted me in a way that no other human being ever has. Before I knew you, I wasn't living.
Midget
Please Vote For Me!
I'm in the following contests and it would make all the difference in this world if you could take a moment and vote for me. Simply click on the links below. http://savvy.com/is_she_hot/contestant/bellavalentine You can vote only once a day. Make sure you give me all 10s! ;-) http://www.soakmag.com/BellaValentine Under my picture, click on "Vote for me to be a Soak Girl" http://cobra.subesports.com/mcs/view.model/823/?source=2k9 You can vote only once per day. Please repost this as a bulletin and as a blog, tell all your friends to go vote for me too, and ask me for the html codes for my banners so you can post them on your profile. Thanks for the support! Much love, Bella
Knee Fracture
At the beginning of the month of June 2008 I decided to get back into the gym and get healthy after finding out I weighed 201.5 lbs. 4 days into getting back into the gym I felt something in my left knee pull while I was jogging at a steady pace on the treadmill. After taking 2 weeks to see if maybe it was just a simple strain. I was scheduled for an MRI on June 26th. After the MRI that took 45 minutes. The technician said that she wanted to have xrays taken of my knee. After the MRI and X-ray I made an appointment to see an Orthopedic Specialist. Which was to be on July 11th. I received a phone call from my dr saying that I have a fracture and that they wanted me to see a Specialist before the 11th. So I will be going in this Thursday the 3rd to find out how bad the fracture is and what the next step in the process will be. Which I believe will be surgery.
Brad Paisley-ticks
Everytime you take a sip In this smoky atmosphere You press that bottle to your lips And I wish I was your beer And in the small there of your back Your jeans are playing peek-a-boo I'd like to see the other half Of your butterfly tattoo Hey that gives me an idea Lets get out of this bar And drive out into the country And find a place to park 'Cause I'd like to see you out in the moonlight I'd like to kiss you way back in the sticks I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers And I'd like to check you for ticks I know the perfect little path In these woods I used to hunt Don't worry babe, I've got your back And I've also got your front I'd hate to waste a night like this I'll keep you safe you wait and see The only thing allowed to crawl all over you When we get there is me You know ever guy in here tonight Would like to take you home But I've got way more class than them And that ain't what I want 'Cause I'd like to see you out in the moon
'shall We Gather At The River
This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it. A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' Sermon complete, he sat down. The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.' Smile, life is too short not to!! If this brightened your day Don't let it stop here Pass it on with a smile Keep spreading the Cheer. See you at the river!
Is It True ? I Think It Is
This will make you re-think A Trivia question in Sunday School : How long is the beast allowed to have authority in Revelation? Guess the Answer? Revelation Chapter 13 tells us it is 42 months, and you know what that is. Almost a four year term to a Presidency. All I can say is Lord Have Mercy on us.!!!!!! According to The Book of Revelation the anti-Christ is: The anti-Christ will be a man, in his 40s, of MUSLIM descent, who will deceive the nations with persuasive language, and have a MASSIVE Christ-like appeal....the prophecy says that people will flock to him and he will promise false hope and world peace, and when he is in power, will destroy everything Is it OBAMA?? I STRONGLY URGE each one of you to repost this as many times as you can! Each opportunity that you have to send it to a friend or media outlet...do it! I refuse to take a chance on this unknown candidate who came out of nowhere.
Thank You All So Very Much, You Rawk!
A HUGE THANK YOU! I just wanted to let everyone know how much I appreciate the help in getting finished with my Happy Hour giveaway tonight. It's been a VERY LONG month...LOL. Many thanks goes out to everyone that helped me. Much love and hugs to you all. You ALL RAWK! LilBamaGirl ~Shadow Leveler~@ fubar
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Swimming In The Gulf
Hola from Mexico Beach FL!! It's Day 5 of this wonderful roadtrip. We went to DC, Nashville, Panama City and now we're here. I'd like to say right now. I love the South. The people are wonderful, but I will be kissing the ground when I get home. Don't get me wrong I love it down here... But I prefer a man drinking me under the table... My blood must thicker then theirs cause I drank 6 beers and did 3 shots of 151 and the most that happened was me stumblig back to my room to sleep... While these boys were puking along side their cars. Sheesh. Well we're gonna be on the coast for the next few days...come keep us company!!
Jim Morrison~stoned Immaculate
Ill tell you this... No eternal reward will forgive us now For wasting the dawn. Back in those days everything was simpler and more confused One summer night, going to the pier I ran into two young girls The blonde one was called freedom The dark one, enterprise We talked and they told me this story Now listen to this... Ill tell you about Texas radio and the big beat Soft driven, slow and mad Like some new language Reaching your head with the cold, sudden fury of a divine messenger Let me tell you about heartache and the loss of god Wandering, wandering in hopeless night Out here in the perimeter there are no stars Out here we is stoned Immaculate.
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"For I know this,that after my departure,savage wolves will come in among you,not sparing the flock"
Looking 4 Members & Staff
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Ecstacy Part 1 && 2
Part 1 Looking into each other's eyes, They feel the burning. The passion is alive; Their bodies yearning. Clothing in a pile on the floor, Sheets tangled on the bed, Lock has been turned on the door; Thoughts of ecstasy fill her head. His fingers exploring her body, Her lips tasting his. Never thought she could be so naughty, But God, how enticing was that kiss. One hand cupping her breast, The other brushes a strand of hair from her face. Leaving his bare chest carsessed, She gives his thingy a quick embrace. A low moan breaks the silence of the night, Acting as a green light for her. Sensing her arrousal, he gives her exposed nipple a bite. She can feel his erection getting bigger. Not feeling as if she can take it much longer, She is already soaking wet. Wanting him inside of her, But he is not ready to end it yet. Pulling her trembling body closer, Getting to his knees. Loving her looking so eager, As he begins to tease. Traveling his tou
Happiness
We must view life as if each day is the first day of the rest of our lives. We should keep an outlook in our minds about life, as each day is the opportunity for a new start. We must learn to live each day to the fullest, and we can do that only if we learn to accept that we cannot change the past. We cannot stop a tragedy from entering our lives. We have to accept what has happened, accept the new person we have become by the tragedy that has entered our life and love ourselves no matter what. No one is perfect. The present is now, and we hold the key to the future. It is time to create the new you.Happiness and success come with persistence and hard work. You must have a goal and work hard. Follow your hearts to true happiness. You must have a destination, a goal and a plan. You are special. You can be anything you want to be. It is your turn to love yourself.Many people think that happiness lies in how much material wealth you accumulate. Nevertheless, we must find happiness within
Too Funny
Kids Are Funny
my kiddo makes me laugh. she handed me one of her tank tops and asked me to wear it. then she laughed. why? because its a midriff now because of my chest. *rolls eyes*
The Lyrics
County road 233, under my feet Nothin' on this white rock but little ole me I've got two miles till, he makes bail And if I'm right we're headed straight for hell Chorus: I'm goin' home, gonna load my shotgun Wait by the door and light a cigarette If he wants a fight well now he's got one And he ain't seen me crazy yet He slapped my face and he shook me like a rag doll Don't that sound like a real man I'm going to show him what a little girls made of Gunpowder and lead It's half past ten, another six pack in And I can feel the rumble like a cold black wind He pulls in the drive, the gravel flies He dont know what's waiting here this time I'm goin' home, gonna load my shotgun Wait by the door and light a cigarette If he wants a fight well now he's got one And he ain't seen me crazy yet He slapped my face and he shook me like a rag doll Don't that sound like a real man I'm going to show him what a little girls made of Gunpowder
Are You That Person?
What I want... Current mood: anxious Banners / Quotes I am looking for someone with a good head on their shoulders, goals in life really wants to make something of themselves. Someone who is intelligent and can teach me things as well as learn from me. A person that can make me laugh and knows just when to do so. Holds me when I cry and tells me it is going to be alright. A guy that likes me just for me and I will love him for it. I am sure the right guy is out there somewhere... Are you him? Banners / Quotes
(symbles My New Name)blues Brothers - Rubber Biscuit
Your Name
I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and forever it will stay.
One Good Love
It took a while for me to know what I was looking for and every heart Ive ever know has left me wanting more One good love can turn it all around take hold of a restless heart and lead it back to solid ground you can search the world for happiness and never get enough when all you really need to find is one good love Ive followed all lifes pleasures to wherever they would lead but someone I can treasure is all I really need One good love can turn it all around take hold of a restless heart and lead it back to solid ground one good love can take you to the light with just one touch you cant forget a thousand empty nights you can search the world for happiness and never get enough when all you really need to find is one good love You can search the world for happiness and never get enough when all you really need to find is one good love One good love
Happy Hour Pimpout From Nassy (thank You, Hugsss)
THIS IS MY SISTERS VERY FIRST HAPPY HOUR AFTER YEARS OF BEING ON THIS SITE LilBamaGirl ~Shadow Leveler~@ fubar SHE WORKED REALLY HARD IN A GIVEAWAY TO BE ABLE TO HAVE THIS HAPPY HOURLETS ALL SHOW HER SOME MADE LOVE DURING HER HAPPY HOUR @ 2:00PM FUBAR TIMESAVE YOURS 11S AND BLINGS TO HAND OUT DURING HER HAPPY HOUR PLEASE THIS PIMPOUT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME SO ANY WAY YOU CAN HELP AT ALL WILL BE MUCH APREACAITED THIS PIMP OUT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY. Mistress QUEEN Nassy V4mpir3 FU OWNED BY WARRIOR AND ☠J-S-G☠@ fubar (repost of original by 'Mistress QUEEN Nassy V4mpir3 FU OWNED BY WARRIOR AND ☠J-S-G☠' on '2008-07-05 05:02:56')
In The House Of Stone And Light
Oh mount Kailas uncover me Come my restoration wash my body clean I've been walking a long and crooked path Where the walls have fallen And broken me in half 1-I'm telling you I will not rest 'til I lay down my head I'm gonna go in the house of stone and light I shall not cry for the blind mind I leave behind When I go in the house of stone and light, yeah In the house of stone and light Holy lady show me my soul Tell me of that place where I must surely go Old man waiting at the gates for me Give me the wisdom give me the key (rpt 1) -I'm telling you I will not rest 'til I lay down my head In the house of stone and light I'll make my way Oh it's gonna be such a beautiful day in the house of stone and light Oh, oh, in the house of stone and light Oh, nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Nah nah nah nah Let me in, beneath my skin yeah yeah Oh oh in the house of stone and light It's been
9/11
check it out you decide http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZncpyUFEChI
Luv My Friends..this Is About Me
Creep - Radiohead
Sunday July6th
Dark Divas Night
VIRGIN VOICES PARTY JULY 5, 2008
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You Just Gotta Love Barb
Yeah well I do and I reckon you should show her love - cos she has calmed me down and Im glad to say that Im staying on here - SINGLE AND LOVING IT and eating chocolate and wearing new trainers so beat that!!!!!
Trip To The State Fair
My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, ' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR' My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs .....Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.' We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, ''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR' My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week! ..........You could learn a lot from him.' We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, 'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR' My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.' I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'
Whore
Youre a whore. You are a whore because you willingly set aside principles and personal integrity in order to obtain that which you want for purely selfish reasons. A whore because you are morally flexible when it suits you. A whore that seeks out attention and validation and reassurance at ever step around every corner you turn. You sleep with others who arent even at half of your level but you do it not just to do it, you compromise because you dont care enough to get what it is you truly want. Youve given up, cashed out, traded in but not up. When you were a child you dreamt of that which you always wanted to be, all that you ever wanted to have. You fanaticized of places you would visit and lovers you would have, goals you would reach and milestones you would pass. Yet all that has come and gone. Now your life is a summary of your failures and not of your accomplishments. You live based on what you do not have and what you did not do, rather than the contra. You whored out t
This One Is For David
(I)Before I close my eyes at night I pray that you are sound Resting beneath the soft starlight With hopes and dreams abound Somewhere, I know you do the same For me, when day is done This friendship that we both proclaim Thrives not on goals of one. You see my soul through darker days And share in my concern You stand behind my life, always A favor I return We live and laugh; we hurt and cry Yet, through it all, we vow The roads that we have traveled by Have brought us, here and now. Before I close my eyes at night I pray that you are fine Resting beneath the bold moonlight God placed here by design Somewhere, I know you think of me As proof my life is blessed By friendship, I praise candidly Each night, before I rest. by:Jill Eisnaugle
Simple Question .... Needs A Bit Of Thinking !!!!!!!!!!
Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so, how could you treat them?
Curious
I talked to my friend S today (going to leave her name out because of respect.) Her and her husband are swingers. I have thought about this kind of lifestyle (I guess you could call it) off an on over the past 10+ years. I am wondering how many people Swing and the rules some people have when the swing.
Damn Computer....
i was in the middle of an incredibly long blog about nothing in general when my computer just totally went bonkers and took me back to my previous page without me wanting to....and i lost the whole damn blog. fucking computers.... anyway yeah....now i can't remember any of the shit i had written. FUCK BEANS.
Murphys
I first meet this man at the Cammen street Tracks. In no shape for Success headed nowhere to fast. He may have been someone once by the sound of his call, now he answers to no one. NO-ONE AT ALL! We all die alone, He shouted as he Passed. with no sense of regret, he never looked back. For, his pride was wounded, his ego was strong. Yea, that was his Trouble, and this is his Song! He said we die alone, in this case you were right. No friends by your side, no family in sight. Nobody know's coming your way, and up this time. so, go count the cash, don't you leave it behind His friends come and go. Like seasons and Tide, He can't keep a women they all realized. He loves them, breeds them, takes what he needs. He's loyal to no one, no one at all. You were brought up well, still inspired and all. you were touched by nothing, watch a man fall. Put a foot on his back, to get up and a view. Cause your loyal to No-one. NO-ONE BUT YOU! He said we die alone, in t
Celebration Day
Yes my dear friends, today is yet another celebration day - I got a new phone and my ratings are now fixed and I got two cans of beer to drink so all in all a good day!!!!!!! well evening anyway!!!
Just A Week Left :(
I own this awesome Fu for another week. If you haven't F/A/R'd him yet, please do. Please show him a lot of love and tell him LilBamaGirl sent ya. He deserves it and you won't regret it. Thanks for reading. ☺ Much ♥ to all. ZZZZ hw Lvlr ღ & ღhߥ Lвღღ proudly owned by 'Owned@ fubar Pimpout Brought To You By LilBamaGirl ~Shadow Leveler~@ fubar
How Great It Feels
Wednesday, July 9, 2008 How great it feels This is a day to get things done. Make a list, and get started checking off the items as you complete them. The most effective power you can have is power over your own actions. Instead of hoping or plotting to gain power over others, make use of the power you already have over yourself. Identify a difficult situation and get to work untangling it. Choose a compelling possibility and make progress toward bringing it to life. This is a dynamic moment that responds to your input. Put thoughtful, positive effort into it and you get valuable, meaningful rewards out of it. Leave it to others to do the complaining, blaming, fretting and worrying. Focus your efforts on positive pursuits that will make a real difference. The best way you can spend this day is in getting something accomplished. Get positive, get busy and truly enjoy how great it feels. -- Ralph Marston
Crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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"!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!! Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?" Also < IF YOU HAD ME ALONE, LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR A WEEK & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO DO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET...
Harmony Of The Dance
The dance of desire never ends although the dancers become tired and breathless the dance of desire never ends I long for one sweet kiss to quench my thirst a tender touch that will last a llifetime A burning desire that runs deep my mouth will consume you taking you in becoming a part of you and you of I concentrating on your pleasure the desire I have to give unto you Bodies warm with passions heat pressed together in hungry embrace the erotic rhythm of hips in motion thrusting in time with the melody desire is also music to the soul A harmony of sounds the symphony of love we know how this dance will end our desire ageless sounds deep from within cries of content wet with passion lost in pleasure
Love
Love is somethng that day and night here latey I think about Love is something that someday I hope to be able to feel again I do know somethings to be true In my heart u hold a place In my heart my love for you takes over In my heart is all the memories of me and you
Just A Rate Please
I am in my first auction, I realize a lot of you can't bid on me, but could you please rate the pic please? There is also a bling give away for most rates...with over 200 shadow levelers, just a rate would be awesome....I appreciate it and if ya wanna bid on me, thats cool, if not I REALLY appreciate the rates......Lots-a -Hugzzzzz....Cynde ~Cynde~Shadow Levelers~@ fubar (repost of original by '~Cynde~Shadow Levelers~' on '2008-07-09 12:06:14')
Gather The Small Opportunities
Thursday, July 10, 2008 Gather the small opportunities Quick success is nice when it comes. However, slow and steady success is even better, because it is repeatable, robust and sustainable. Overnight success almost never happens. And in the rare event when it does happen, there's a dreadful fear that it will disappear as quickly as it appeared. Slow success is confident, lasting success. Success earned over time is success that you can genuinely enjoy, appreciate and continue to build upon. Instant success depends upon being at exactly the right place at precisely the right time. Slow success, on the other hand, makes a small yet significant opportunity out of each moment and every situation. Instead of wishing for immediate results, work patiently for the more realistic, reliable and valuable results that can only come with time and commitment. Steadily spread your success over time, and it will always be yours. Every minute of every day there is a way to be slow
My Last Breath
Hold on to me love you know i can't stay long all i wanted to say was i love you and i'm not afraid can you hear me? can you feel me in your arms? holding my last breath safe inside myself are all my thoughts of you sweet raptured light it ends here tonight i'll miss the winter a world of fragile things look for me in the white forest hiding in a hollow tree (come find me) i know you hear me i can taste it in your tears holding my last breath safe inside myself are all my thoughts of you sweet raptured light it ends here tonight closing your eyes to disappear you pray your dreams will leave you here but still you wake and know the truth no one's there say goodnight don't be afraid calling me calling me as you fade to black holding my last breath safe inside myself are all my thoughts of you sweet raptured light it ends here tonight
It's My Life
This ain't a song for the broken-hearted No silent prayer for faith departed And I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd You're gonna hear my voice When I shout it out loud Chorus: It's my life It's now or never I ain't gonna live forever I just want to live while I'm alive (It's my life) My heart is like an open highway Like Frankie said I did it my way I just wanna live while I'm alive... It's my life This is for the ones who stood their ground For Tommy and Gina who never backed down Tomorrow's getting harder make no mistake Luck ain't even lucky Got to make your own breaks Chorus Better stand tall when they're calling you out Don't bend, don't break, baby, don't back down Chorus
What Are You
I walk into this room Oh, all eyes on me now But I do not know the people inside They look straight through me, these eyes Seeking more wisdom than I have to give away Realize, realize what you are... What you've become, Just as I have Are you and I so alike? I don't hear you Just as I am Afraid if we dance we might die Mock the world Live safe, say why Don't you know if you live life Then you become what you are The seasons sparing We're all drifting away Away from you I pray for you now Hoping to God on high Is like clinging to straws While drowning, oh Realize, realize what you are... What you've become Just as I have Are you and I so alike? I don't hear you Just as I am Afraid if we dance we might die Mock the world Live safe, say why Don't you know When you live life Then you become what you are What you are Is the beast in a lover's arms What you are Is the devil in the sweet, sweet kiss What you are Is missing a piece What you a
Healty Relationships?
You Have Fairly Healthy Relationships You try your best in relationships, and you do a pretty good job. You're as considerate, honest, and giving as you can be. There's always more that you can do, and sometimes you do leave people feeling a bit neglected. Great relationships don't happen overnight. As long as you keep making improvements, your relationships will get better! Do You Have Healthy Relationships?
Bold Or Not
You Are Bold When it Counts You don't make a big fuss about getting what you want... unless it's really important to you. Then you're as bold as you want to be. You just go for it! You're often up for a little excitement and adventure. Well, as long as the cost isn't too great. You enjoy risk, but not for it's own sake. Let's just say you've learned a few lessons about risk in your life. Are You Bold?
Reel Big Fish....beer
I loveeeeeeeeeeeee this song.
Even Though
Friday, July 11, 2008 Even though Even though your morning may not have been productive, there is still much you can accomplish in the afternoon. Even though you've suffered some setbacks, there are still plenty of options for moving forward. Even though you may disagree with what someone has to say, you can benefit greatly from understanding that person's point of view. Even though you find yourself in difficult and challenging circumstances, there is much value for you to create. Even though you may feel like quitting, you have what it takes to keep going. Even though the goal seems far away, every step brings you closer. Even though there are plenty of reasons for you to feel sorry for yourself, you can choose instead to renew your determination and enthusiasm. Even though your path is filled with obstacles, you can truly enjoy the sense of accomplishment that comes from successfully moving beyond each one. Even though darkness may at times surround you, your light
Wtf
yea....my first blog on fubar...where to start? well first of all yesturday evening..someone was banging on the door like the fucking poepoes..I looked out the window and saw my car!...I was like wtf? are they giving my car back..I remember the convo I had with my friend that she would help me get it fixed and give it back to me...well anywho obviously that wasnt the case..it was some other chick wanting the faceplate to the stereo..so my "friend" must of sold it..didn't take her anytime..sux cuz im out all that money but I've taken many losses before...fucking bitches...and they wonder why I dont want nothing to do with them...all I try to do is good by everyone and Im always getting the shit end of the deal...never again am I doing anything like that...nother lesson learned.
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I can just picture myself at your mercy...... on my knees, hands tied above my head, my ball gag in my mouth so all I can do is moan and shake my head to answer your questions. I can imagine the glimmer of excitement in your eyes and the evil grin stretching across your face as you show me the rope you are going to tie my breasts with. You slowly walk over to me.....cup my large breasts in your hands and tell me it will only hurt a little.....and for me to be very quiet or you will tie them tighter and give me something to moan about!!! I nod my head in agreement as you start to bind them.....looking me straight in the eyes as you pull the ropes tight against my milky white flesh. My breasts are now bulging with the pressure of the ropes....and you flick my nipples with your finger to make them even more hard then they allready are. You pull on them and lick them....and put them in between your teeth and gently bite them until you hear me whimper with extacy. You tease me for what s
Friends
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask, "Because you are my friend"... and friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth
...but That's Okay Cause I'm Still Fly....
If you know the original version of this by Big Tymers.... Enjoy. I LOVE THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA:
Frustrated
I am looking for a full on web site. Contact sex and photo trade. A site like this but more on edge and less games. Can anyone help me out. xxxxxxxxxxxxx See all of me there!
My Very Own Meagan? Woohoo!!!
Meagan is up for auction!!! Yup, you heard right! Meagan has joined Your Ultimate Desire's Luau Auction. And she's offering some great stuff! Rate all pics 10's within a month "Owned by ____" in her name for 1 month Pimpout bulletin (1 a week for a month) Permanent pimpout in blog 1 SFW Salute If Blast or higher is bid: 1 SFW Phone call from her (time limit at her discretion) If VIP or higher is bid: Rate 500 pics 11's, the rest 10's 1 NSFW Salute If Happy Hour or higher is bid: 1 personalized present from her, mailed to your home And get this! She's willing to add more stuff as the bid gets higher, or just for the hell of it! ~Meagan~R/L GF/Fu-Wifey of DaMunchMan~Sarge's Bad Girls~ Also, please take time to visit the hostess of the Luau Auction. Show her lots of Fu-love!
Parody Song #3
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight It must have been something you said I just died in your arms tonight I keep looking for something I can't get Broken hearts lie all around me And I don't see an easy way to get out of this Her diary it sits on the bedside table The curtains are closed, the cats in the cradle Who would've thought that a boy like me could come to this Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight It must've been something you said I just died in your arms tonight Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight It must've been some kind of kiss I should've walked away, I should've walked away Is there any just cause for feeling like this? On the surface I'm a name on a list I try to be discreet, but then blow it again I've lost and found, it's my final mistake She's loving by proxy, no give and all take 'cos I've been thrilled to fantasy one too many times The Original before I mess with it Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight It must've been some
Thank God I'm Not Married Anymore
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving." ************************************************* Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.
Anyways
im sick of this site,its time t say adieu.if you really have something important to say,you know how to find me,if not feel free to delete me and save me the time and energy.ps fuck the us navy,and especially fuck va beach
My Midget
Willis
Come Help This Sweet And Sexy Soldier Level Up! Ladies Have Your Drool Bibs Handy He's So Yummy Willis@ fubar ★Purry ★Co-Owner Purrfect Sin★Sex Slave To Dj Bone Crusher , My Sexy Owner!@ fubar
Rejects In The Rafters
Click on Bully to Join us as Rcker kicks out the tunes!!! (repost of original by '♫ DJ~HarleyMoon Noah's Wifey~ Owner of Rejects in the Rafters~BADASSBYTCH~' on '2008-07-13 16:54:49')
My Midget
Pastors Ass
The Pastor's Ass The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided t o give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the follo wing headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back t
A Man And A Woman
A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's wiener off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window. Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the wiener smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off. Surprised, the daughter asked her father,'Daddy, what the heck was that?' Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replied, 'It was only a bug, Honey.' The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said 'Sure had a big dick, didn't it?' Keep Smiling larry jackson
George Carlin On Age.
George Carlin on age. (Absolutely Brilliant) IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON. George Carlin's Views on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. 'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. 'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun n
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Be Different
Tuesday, July 15, 2008 Be different To make a difference, you often must be different. It takes courage and confidence to go against the grain of negativity that surrounds you, and such courage can bring great rewards. Where others see only doom and gloom, look for the bright glimmer of opportunity. For it is most certainly there. When everyone is looking for someone to blame for what has already happened, turn your focus toward the future. Exploring the current possibilities will create infinitely more value than arguing over past failures. When you encounter rudeness and irritation, generously offer your own polite and confident patience. When you bump up against the arrogance of another person, melt it away with your own sincere, self-assured humility. Just because everyone is heading in a negative direction doesn't mean you must go that way too. On the contrary, it's a valuable opportunity for you to set a positive example. In times of great difficulty and stre
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Today's Quote When you dig another out of their troubles, you find a place to bury your own. -Anonymous
Women Golfers
Who Says Women Golfers are at a disadvantage to men? Matching lavender outfit: $2000 New pair of French sunglasses: $100 NIKE products Endorsements: $10,000,000 Having that 'special place' to hold your putter . . PRICELESS!
Sign In Mandeville, La
Sign IN Mandeville, LA
Fubar Name Lmao
Bob (The Love Doctor)... just checked you out can this guy be serious?
Between Heaven And Hell
Anyone - Roxette
One Of My Fav Movies..lol
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Leaving Fubar For A Week... Vaca Time
I AM LEAVING TOMORROW AT 5AM (7/16/2008) FOR TUCSON ARIZONA. WHILE I AM AWAY, THE ONE AND ONLY, GREEN EYED GODDESS WILL HAVE ACCESS TO MY ACCOUNT / 11'S TO USE HOWEVER SHE SEES FIT. I SHOULD ONLY BE GONE A WEEK... SO I WILL SEE YOU ALL WHEN I RETURN! HAPPY FUBAR-ING LMFAO
The Truth 3
06/20/2008 2:51:34 PM kaileet69: hiya boo 2:51:43 PM dguydlow: heybday girl 2:51:57 PM kaileet69: ty 4 da comment 2:52:09 PM kaileet69: U da only 1 who said anythin' so far on dere 2:53:09 PM dguydlow: :D 2:53:13 PM dguydlow: saw your name? 2:53:16 PM dguydlow: made it personal 2:53:29 PM kaileet69: I did 2:53:31 PM kaileet69: tyvm 2:53:33 PM kaileet69: :D 2:54:28 PM dguydlow: yw 2:55:06 PM kaileet69: im only here 4 a bit 2:55:10 PM kaileet69: just got off work 2:55:18 PM kaileet69: chris is n town now 2:55:25 PM kaileet69: & i gotta get ready 4 dinner 2:56:02 PM dguydlow: oh ok 2:57:31 PM dguydlow: >:D< 2:57:45 PM kaileet69: >:D< 2:58:20 PM dguydlow: :D 2:59:00 PM kaileet69: I got dis tight ass dress 2 where 2night 2:59:16 PM kaileet69: moms said i need 2 show chris wat he blew 2:59:16 PM dguydlow: cool 2:59:18 PM kaileet69: lol 2:59:20 PM dguydlow: lmaoo 2:59:28
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06/25/2008 5:13:54 PM kaileet69: Hiya boo :D 5:14:09 PM dguydlow: Hey 5:14:31 PM kaileet69: sup? 5:17:53 PM dguydlow: Nuttin u? 5:18:36 PM kaileet69: just got home from work, headin out again soon 5:19:41 PM dguydlow: Ok 5:19:50 PM dguydlow: U go out alot 5:19:55 PM dguydlow: Lol 5:20:19 PM kaileet69: this wk I have lol 5:21:00 PM dguydlow: Yea 5:21:04 PM dguydlow: I know 5:21:22 PM dguydlow: Save a day for me he he 5:23:20 PM dguydlow: ;;) 5:24:16 PM kaileet69: lol mayb 5:24:22 PM kaileet69: >:D< 5:26:08 PM dguydlow: im back 5:26:56 PM kaileet69: wb boo 5:28:03 PM dguydlow: Ty 5:28:17 PM dguydlow: U got my msg 5:29:17 PM kaileet69: yea I said mayb lol 5:30:02 PM dguydlow: Cool 5:30:03 PM dguydlow: :-D 5:30:14 PM dguydlow: That be good 5:30:29 PM dguydlow: I hope soon 5:30:45 PM dguydlow: How ur day was 5:31:30 PM kaileet69: yea mayb 5:31:33 PM kailee
The Truth 8
06/26/2008 2:49:15 PM kaileet69: Hiya boo 2:49:53 PM dguydlow: Hey 2:50:05 PM kaileet69: sup 2:50:37 PM dguydlow: At lunch and u 2:51:10 PM kaileet69: just got home from class, fixin 2 go 2 work at 3:30pm 2:51:47 PM dguydlow: Ok 2:52:23 PM kaileet69: moms paid 4 another wk 4 chris 2 stay...she goes n2 surgery 2morrow & wanted him here idk lol 2:53:12 PM dguydlow: Ok 2:55:21 PM kaileet69: what time u gettin out of dere? 2:56:35 PM dguydlow: I guess i wont see u next week 2:57:02 PM dguydlow: Today? 2:57:06 PM dguydlow: 630 2:57:14 PM dguydlow: I hope 2:57:21 PM kaileet69: idk mayb, will b kinda busy w moms, work & school 2 2:57:30 PM dguydlow: Its rainin bad now 2:57:52 PM kaileet69: oh ok, i will still b at work den..i dont get off til 8pm 2night 2:58:25 PM dguydlow: Np 2:58:31 PM dguydlow: Like i told ya 2:58:33 PM dguydlow: I be ok 2:59:14 PM kaileet69: i kno u said dat 2:59:35 PM
My Words,. Your Voice
My words., Your Voice. Current mood: artistic Sometimes your going to feel as if the world is Falling down around you, - Don't let it crush you. Sometimes things in life are going to confuse you And overwhelm you, - Take it one step at a time Sometimes your going to feel as if Nothing in your life is right., - Wait.. The Thing that could make it feel right., could be right infront of you or right around the corner. Sometimes the air around you is going to feel heavy., - Don't suffercate, Simply breathe.. slow and deep. Life is going to be complicated,. But then again, No one ever promised it would be easy,. Just worth it,. Stop looking for easy way's out.. For there is No such thing.. You have to Fight get bruised up, Get beaten, and dragged around before your able to see life the way it was intended to be seen. Stop blaming other's for who you are, or who you have become,. people might have hurt you, or whatever... But you made the choice to let them change
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07/01/2008 6:32:06 PM kaileet69: hiya boo :D 6:36:02 PM dguydlow: Hey 6:36:19 PM kaileet69: sup? 6:36:34 PM dguydlow: Notta u 6:36:57 PM kaileet69: waitin on Ash 2 get here 6:37:54 PM dguydlow: U want to come here? 6:38:17 PM kaileet69: isn't dat what we were talkin bout? 6:38:52 PM dguydlow: Yea 6:39:07 PM dguydlow: Just makin sure 6:39:28 PM kaileet69: u still want us 2? 6:39:45 PM dguydlow: If u serious 6:40:48 PM dguydlow: If u serious 6:41:18 PM kaileet69: we r serious lol 6:41:53 PM dguydlow: Ok 6:42:39 PM kaileet69: ok u still at work? 6:44:34 PM dguydlow: Yea 6:44:44 PM dguydlow: Bout rap it up 6:44:47 PM kaileet69: oh ok 6:45:01 PM kaileet69: i will let u get off work then, gonna go shower & get ready 6:45:17 PM kaileet69: ill get at cha when im done, so i can get directions 6:45:27 PM dguydlow: I figure u might chance ur miind 6:45:36 PM dguydlow: What we doin? 6:
A Must Read
If you plant honesty, you will reap trust, Goodness, you will reap friends. Humility, you will reap greatness. Perseverance, you will reap victory. Consideration, you will reap harmony. Hard work, you will reap success. Forgiveness, you will reap reconciliation. Openness, you will reap intimacy. Patience, you will reap improvements. Faith, you will reap miracles. But. If you plant dishonesty, you will reap distrust. Selfishness, you will reap loneliness. Pride, you will reap destruction. Envy, you will reap trouble. Laziness, you will reap stagnation. Bitterness, you will reap isolation. Greed, you will reap loss. Gossip, you will reap enemies. Worries, you will reap wrinkles. Sin, you will reap guilt. So be careful what you plant now. It will determine what you will reap tomorrow. The seeds you now scatter, will make life worse or better. Your life or the ones who will come after. Yes, someday you will enjoy the fruits, or you will pay for the
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For My Dirty Daddy
I like to wear my heels when you fuck me. Naked but for my black patent leather pumps I position myself at the edge of the bed while you clasp those metals cuffs around my wrists. Bending over I wait for the sting of your hand against my all too ready flesh. I love it when you spank me Daddy, how sore that hand of yours must get from slapping my ass over and over again. I can feel my skin turning red from your careful attention already my thighs are wet from my flowing juices. Gripping my hair and yanking back my head while you press the tip of your cock against my clit rubbing it back and forth. I hear a husky edge to your voice when you order me to beg you to fuck me. With unbridled enthusiasm I comply, filled with the desperate need to feel you inside me I beg and plead. Finally you slip that big, hard cock into me letting go of my hair your hands holding my shoulders so you can fuck me oh so hard. My only thoughts are of you Daddy, incoherent words of pleasure leaking from my mouth
Why Obama Doesent Salute The American Flag
Obama explains why he doesn't salute the US Flag Obama 'explains' I sure hope this gets around before Nov.!!! On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 18:48:04 -0400, 'LTG Bill Ginn' USAF ret. forwarded the following: Hot on the heels of his explanation for why he no longer wears a flag pin, presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama was forced to explain why he doesn't follow protocol when the National Anthem is played. According to the United States Code, Title 36, Chapter 10, Sec. 171, During rendition of the national anthem when the flag is displayed, all present except those in uniform are expected to stand at attention facing the flag with the right hand over the heart. 'As I've said about the flag pin, I don't want to be perceived as taking sides,' Obama said. 'There a re a lot of people in the world to whom the American flag is a symbol of oppression. And the anthem itself conveys a war-like message. You know, the bombs bursting in air a
My Iq Is 124
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A Better Day
ok so the last few days have been better...i talked to a few people and got every thing off my chest that i needed to. my mom wants me to go to the doctor but i dont want to cuz he will put me on depression meds... i dont want to feel like im crazy like the rest of my family... but if i keep going off on people im going to lose every one close to me, icluding the man that im going to marrie...so i guess that im goingto go see my doctor by the end of the week
Good Deeds Going Un-noticed!
Tody, by my surprise, I was visited by a Georgia Tech student. He was doing a survey over the families with children, and teachers. While we chit chatted, it surprised me, he wanted something to eat. Well, being a cautious person, I didn't know if i should let him in. However, I did and, to my preveil, he was a sounthern gentelman. I see they should be more like him. My sister and I got out the bread, ham, mustard, and a mountain dew. You know we southern women, we have to have our Mountain Dews. He fixed his sandwich and was on his way. Of coarse my sister asked him. "Would you like a fresh Mater'?" He just politely replied, "No thank you ma'am.". He was on his way. In the bible: It says, you never know when Jesus will be at your door. I often wonder if this was one of those times. If so, I am so glad we handled it properly. I do feel eventhough, I do have my issues with self confidence. I passed to day, knowing. I made a persons day and feed his tummy. Rule of the Day:
My Kingdom
I look in those empty, vacant eyes Where is that person I could've been? My mind is plagued, my existence- all lies In my land of "what ifs" I am the queen. Over regrets I reign supreme, With my iron hand I punish and spare The meaning of soulless I take to extreme, I hurt myself just to see if I'd care My army of guilt is mighty and strong My inner fortress you can't penetrate When someone tries to do me wrong I smite them down while still at the gate I'll fly my flag as I conquer your lands. I'll pillage your soul and rape your mind; I take no prisoners, make no amends Look only ahead,leave nothing behind.
Would You Help Me??
i am new here but i have had friends that are on this site so i wanted to know who will help me by gettin me a blast or a vip or w/e i would return all love given x3 so help me get up the fubar ranks
You Gotta See This
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Help Her Level Plz
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Come See What You Can Do...
I'm in a auction....wanna own me? RATES...the person with the most rates gets a Bling Pack...Comments don't count except for bidders.... So... Ya wanna own me? Click below to go bid!!
Fubar Losing Members Lmfao
Why else would this be the only way to level up? first it was a Fubar Mugshot and now this. What kind of party is it without your friends? You will not collect more points or move to the next level until some friends party with you. To invite your friends to the party, go to your Invite page. Soon as a friend joins, you'll be automatically connected to them on fubar and you'll level up! all i can say is BJ KISS MY ASS ! i am not on here that much any damn way! you suck and you are a loser! Disrespectfully yours, Anti-Cupid
"bath Note"
Dear Kids, Don't be alarmed, the world isn't coming to an end. I am simply taking a bath. It will take about thirty minutes and will involve soap and water. Yes, I know how to swim. Even if I didn't, forcing myself to drown in a half-inch of lukewarm water is more work than I've got energy for. (Which reminds me, I'm all for science projects, but the next time you want to see if Play-Doh floats, use cold water.) Don't panic if I'm not out right on time. I've heard that people don't dissolve in water and I'd like to test the theory. While I'm in the tub, I'd like you to remember a few things. The large slab of wood between us is called a door. Do not bang to hear my voice. I promise that even though you can't see me, I *am* on the other side. I'm not digging an escape tunnel and running for the border,no matter what I said a while ago. I didn't mean it. Honest. There will be plenty of time later to tell me about your day. "Later" means at a time when I am no
To Realize.....
To realize The value of a sister Ask someone Who doesn't have one. To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple. To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn. To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother Who has given birth to A premature baby. To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has Missed the train, bus or plane. To realize The value of one-second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident. Time Waits for no one. Treasure Every Moment you have. You will treasure it even more when You can share it with someone special. To Realize the value of a friend or family member: LOSE ONE. Remember... Hold on tight to the ones you Love
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Today's Quote Chance is always powerful. Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it, there will be a fish. -Ovid
Last Nights Match
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A Dreamers Illusions
A DREAMERS ILLUSIONS HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE THAT YOU KNOW, AND YET YOU ARE SO ALONE. WORDS MINGLING, YET WILL NOT BE REMEMBERED THE NEXT DAY BY ANYONE. DOES ANYONE REALLY KNOW ANY OF US OR REALLY WANTS TO? EVEN IF WE SHARE OURSELVES WITH THEIR COMPANY. A DREAMER IS ONE WHO SEES INTO THE SOULS OF THOSE WHO TALK WITH HIM, THEN SHAKES HIS HEAD IN DISBELIEF OF THE WORDS THAT THEY SAID. FOR IT SEEMS THAT NO ONE TRULY SPEAKS OF KNOWING THE SPIRITS OF LIFE. NO ONE FEELS LIFE, NOR EQUATES THEMSELVES WITH IT. EVERYONE TALKS AND YET THE WORDS FAIL TO GO BEYOND THEIR SENSES. WHAT ILLUSIONS WILL EVERYONE BE PLAYING TOMORROW? AND PLEASE TELL ME WHY THEY TALK FROM THEIR HEADS, AND NOT FROM THEIR HEARTS? AH, YES I AM THE DREAMER, I AM THE ONE THAT FEELS FROM MY HEART, AND YOU, YOU ARE THE ILLUSIONS THAT HAVE BEEN CREATED, BY YOURSELVES FOR YOURSELVES. SO, THE NEXT TIME YOU TALK WITH SOMEONE LOOK INTO THE EYES, FIND THEIR SOU
Charity
Ok so I don't do this type of thing online....I normally just throw a small party and collect donations at the door. But I am in the middle of moving and don't have another place to throw a get together. So I am turning to close friends and fubar because you guys are the greatest! Well I have a friend whose husband has passed away in a tragic car accident. (Hit by a drunk driver). Anyway he left behind his wife and two kids along with a shit load of debt. He was the bread winner in the home while she took care of the kids and the house. They recently bought a new house and can't afford to live properly let alone the mortage payments. So I turn to you. Will you help in giving donations? If so contact me it will be greatly appreciated! If not it's ok thanks for the time you took to read this! Thanks Fu People! *kisses* Jess
Fu Buck Give Away
See blog to get the details http://www.fubar.com/blog/233293/841105 (repost of original by '[]♫EDlokiEN♫[]' on '2008-07-21 19:15:29')
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Pay to have fish nibble the skin off your feet D.C.-area spa uses fish to nibble dry skin off customers' feet ALEXANDRIA, Virginia (AP) -- Ready for the latest in spa pampering? Prepare to dunk your tootsies in a tank of water and let tiny carp nibble away. Tracy Roberts tests to see if the fish will be interested in nibbling skin off of her hand as well as her toes. Fish pedicures are creating something of a splash in the D.C. area, where a northern Virginia spa has been offering them for the past four months. John Ho, who runs the Yvonne Hair and Nails salon with his wife, Yvonne Le, said 5,000 people have taken the plunge so far. "This is a good treatment for everyone who likes to have nice feet," Ho said. He said he wanted to come up with something unique while finding a replacement for pedicures that use razors to scrape off dead skin. The razors have fallen out of favor with state regulators because of concerns about whether they're sanitary. Ho was skepti
Personal News That Just Sucks
well i found out that a good friend of mine has been diagnosed with MS. fucking lame. not what i was expecting to hear....at all.
Blow Jobs
here is a stupid blog. why is it called a blow job when the women is not blowing all she is doing is sucking and not blowing .
Love Language #4
Language #4: Acts of Service Sometimes simple chores around the house can be an undeniable expression of love. Even simple things like laundry and taking out the trash require some form of planning, time, effort, and energy. Just as Jesus demonstrated when he washed the feet of his disciples, doing humble chores can be a very powerful expression of love and devotion to your mate. Very often, both pairs in a couple will speak to the Acts of Service Language. However, it is very important to understand what acts of service your mate most appreciates. Even though couples are helping each other around the house, couples will still fight because the are unknowingly communicating with each other in two different dialects. For example, a wife may spend her day washing the cars and walking the dog, but if her husband feels that laundry and dishes are a superior necessity, he may feel unloved, despite the fact that his wife did many other chores throughout the day. It is important to learn
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No One Said Life Was This Hard...
I just talked to my dad last night. Things are getting bad with him. I wish there was more I could do to help him. I mean, don't get me wrong I love my job, but I would like to have some sort of career. Something that pays a lil more so that I can help out the people I love when they need it the most. I'd love to go back to school, but what to go for? Any suggestions??? It hurts me so bad thinking that I've screwed my life up to the point I can't even help my dad out. And it doesn't help that I love about 2 hours away from him. I mean I can't even go and help him around the house. What's a girl to do??? Well if you have suggestions, let me know, because I'm completely lost. I have no where to start. The one thing that I know I'm good at there aren't any jobs here in the states. HELP!!!!!! Ciao!
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you're pathetic. a piece of filth left on the ground to rot. no one wants you. you're the left overs. did you really think you'd be desired after? you must be c.r.a.z.y. you're stupid. always forgetting, screwing up the simplest things. no one wants you. you're useless. did you really think you'd find someone? you must be i.n.s.a.n.e. you're hideous. look in the mirror and try to tell me that what you see is beauty. no one wants you. you're ugly. did you really think you'd be pretty one day? you must be m.e.n.t.a.l. you're a waste. they say they would miss you, but lying is easy. no one wants you. you're pointless. did you really think you'd live a meaningful life? you must be m.e.
Boring
Why is it so easy for me to get bored with things? i need some action. dont you feel like sometimes you get into the same old rut. job, career, love life, blah blah. what do you do to get out of this funk.> go on a vacation, go out with some friends. Maybe start dating! that is an adventure in itself :-) lol
On A Course
just to all my friends you probably know i am on a course at the moment which takes up a lot of my time. So im not on here much at the moment and if all goes well i should be back around the end of august. speak to you all soon :D
Customer Service
A man gets on a plane with 6 kids, the lady next to him says, "Are those your kids?" The man replys, "No, I work for Trojan and these are customer complaints!"
Too Many Words
I've tried to balance these lives that we are living You always feel justified but you never feel forgiving I woke up one morning to find myself wrapped in the things I swore I'd never touch. And here I am again trying to save what's left of you and I So why aren't you satisfied? I reached out, fell short Now you're hurt, too many words Breaking the silence I felt it, bled it, screamed it, It only gets worse And it kills me watching me too angry for us to survive I used too many words tonight I tried to get it right But I was just wastin' my time 'cause you never compromised when it came to us We struggle and fall apart we build it back to static start The endless accusations I can't believe we made it this far. I reached out, fell short Now you're hurt, too many words Breaking the silence I felt it, bled it, screamed it, It only gets worse And it kills me watching me too angry for us to survive I used too many words tonight Waking on tomorrow It's go
Song Of The Day 7/23/08 - Nonpoint - Breathe (extra Innings)
my head is drowning in a sea of animosity the waves of confusion are crashing over top of me I'm just trying to survive doing everything I have to just to stay alive I try to breath but the waters keep on choking me I try to swim but my arms and legs are killing me I'm just trying to survive doing everything I have to just to stay alive I just need sometime so I can breathe call it what you want to.. still have to do this for me I just need sometime so I can breath call it what you want to.. still have to do this for me I'm over it i'm over it I'm giving up on you I'm over it i'm over it I'm just trying to survive But everything I do looks so hopeless on the outside Things I said just to try to make sense Things I didn't to protect me from the consequence I'm just trying to survive doing everything I have to, to stay alive this time I just need sometime so I can breathe call it what yo want to.. still have to do this for me I just need sometime so I can breathe c
Confession
All that we ought to have thought and have not thought. All that we ought to have said and have not said, All that we ought to have done and have not done, All that we ought to have not have spoken and yet have spoken, All that we ought to have done and yet have done, For these words and works, pray we, O God for forgiveness. (Traditional)
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What Do I Have To Do?
Dear Journal, I don't understand why is it this hard for any girls to notice me and be willing to date me regardless weither I am a pre-op or not. I am tired of being lonely,miserable and not having anyone who I can share a connection with. I see couples running around and yet I am stuck in this single life. I want to find a female who will love me for me and not judge me or look at me weird because I am being happy with what I want to be. You would think some females would stop thinking all transgenders are perverts when their not. I am not doing this for that. I am doing this because inside I feel I am in the wrong body. So I sit here writing this hoping that somewhere, somehow..some female will read this and give me a chance that lives in my area. Then again..who would want me? So if any females out there that is reading this lives in my area of Springfield,Missouri and willing to take that leap and give me a chance..then I am here waiting as always.
Rose Of Sharyn
Numb and broken, here I stand alone Wondering what were the last words I said to you Hoping, praying that I'll find a way to turn back time Can I turn back time? What would I give to behold The smile, the face of love? You never left me The rising sun will always speak your name Numb and broken, here I stand alone Wondering what were the last words I said to you It won't be long, we'll meet again What would I give to behold The smile, the face of love? You never left me The rising sun will always speak your name It won't be long, we'll meet again Your memory is never passing It won't be long, we'll meet again My love for you is everlasting I mourn for those who never knew you It won't be long, we'll meet again Your memory is never passing It won't be long, we'll meet again My love for you is everlasting
7 Questions
You get to ask me 7 Questions (TO MY INBOX)...any question, no matter how crazy it is, and I promise to answer it truthfully...the catch is...you have to repost this and see what people ask
The Daddy Dom
I did not compose this but it is very accurate... so thank you to whoever did... A Daddy Dom is a male type dominant person who has a strong fathering urge, the counter part of the mother hen syndrome I would believe. However, in D/s, when the Daddy Dom takes a submissive, he treats her rather like a little girl. He guides, teaches and offers her what she needs most of all, unconditional love and acceptance. In my view, a Daddy Dom is the most tender of dominants. He loves his little girl with an unwavering and passionate love that is timeless. His little girl is his sunshine, the bright spot in his life. He wants nothing more than to pull her close and protect her from the cruel world, but knowing he cannot, he guides and teaches her, helping her to be ready for this world. Then, he waits, knowing she will run to him when she becomes overwhelmed and scared by the harshness of it all. The Daddy Dom always has hi
Cough
Bleh...I'm tired of being sick :( It's been a week now
Dye
Lmao gonna go to sallys today hopefully and get more dye for the rest of my head...Hahah cause right now it is blotchy as crazy
9 Words Women Use
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will
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About A Dog
Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a >> ten-year-old Irish Wolfhound named Belker. The dog's >> owners Ron, his wife, Lisa, >> and their little boy, Shane, were all very attached to >> Belker, and they were >> hoping for a miracle. >> >> I examined Belker and found he was dying of cancer. >> I told the family we couldn't do anything for Belker, >> and offered to perform the >> euthanasia procedure for the old dog in their home. >> >> As we made >> arrangements, Ron and Lisa told me they thought it would be >> good for >> six-year-old Shane to observe the procedure. They felt as >> though Shane >> might learn something from the experience. >> >> The next day, I felt the >> familiar catch in my throat as Belker's family >> surrounded him. Shane seemed so >> calm, petting the old dog for the last time, that I >> wondered if he understood >> what was going on. Within a few minutes, Belker slipped >> peacefully >> away. >> >>
Thanks For The Reminder Dio. . .
Madonna Mia, Oscar Wilde A lily-girl, not made for this world's pain, With brown, soft hair close braided by her ears, And longing eyes half veiled by slumberous tears Like bluest water seen through mists of rain: Pale cheeks whereon no love hath left its stain, Red underlip drawn in for fear of love, And white throat, whiter than the silvered dove, Through whose wan marble creeps one purple vein. Yet, though my lips shall praise her without cease, Even to kiss her feet I am not bold, Being o'ershadowed by the wings of awe. Like Dante, when he stood with Beatrice Beneath the flaming Lion's breast, and saw The seventh Crystal, and the Stair of Gold.
Monster Jam
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Saturday July 26th 2008
well it seems once again the dating and having a meaningful relationship isnt made to be for me, evidently she wanted me to change for her, get a job to have some extra cash to go and do things with her and yet she knew very well that it was hard thing fopr me to do..since there are small [robs, plus a few things i prolly said and did to upset that apple cart but oh well, Life is not a huge bowl of cherries, its a basketball game of life, sometimes you get slam dunked in the basket of life, tho u have made a huge score difference you lose the whole fact of the game! i will not go into d-tails loil but just remember this my friends, life isnt what the fuck you think it is....its whats dealt to you..all cards are laid out in front of you "face-down" and you take a chance in life by picking right or wrong....lol and please remember u are all my friends
Cooking?
Cooking? Light the fire, Turn it higher, Grill the meat, What a treat. Corn on cob, That's a job, Roasting ears, Soon she's here. Baking taters, Sliced tomaters, Dinner's done, Shared with one. She's your love, From above, Dessert's forgot, Love that's hot. One for you, Staying true, Life is dandy, Sweet as candy. Dinner's over, With your lover, Night is young, Love's begun. All night long, Loving strong, Finally weak, Now you sleep. DQA
Who In The Hell Am I
Who in the hell am I Am I just another loser In this pathetic world that we call home Or am I just lost in my self delusion, Why do we lose so much in depression Esteem went right out the window long ago Why do we gain so much in depression Weight & alcoholism set right in after esteem left, To let go of life is not an option But I stopped living life as a sane person In this insane world Nothing makes sense anymore, As I try to figure out what the hell is going on I just get even more lost in the shuffle As I try to figure out who in the hell I am I just lose all hope in me & slip deeper in self delusion.
Does What I Think Seem So Crazy
Does what I think seem so crazy Can anybody relate or comprehend my level of mental thought Is it so true when a person is so intelligent That they're borderline crazy or have just plain lost it, Thoughts just race through out my head I can't even comprehend most of it I can't even think of where some of it comes from With all of this intelligence why can't I concentrate on simple tasks, People call intelligence a gift I call it a burden So much is expected from me But I let them & myself down so much.
Just Another Dollar Sign
Just another dollar sign Is that all we look for Is greed that damn powerful Or is money that damn important Why can't people just love Why is social standing that important Why do people think they're happier with lots of money No matter how you put it money is the root of all problems.
Time Stands Still
Though we are miles apart, My heart skips at your voice. Though we are miles apart, My thoughts are all about you. We know each other so well, It's like we were together in a past life. We know each other so well, We know each others ups and downs. You can make me smile, No matter my mood. I can make you smile, No matter your mood. As time goes by, My heart grows fonder. As days go by, My love grows stronger. I know time will tell all, But without you, time stands still.
Listen.
"See to it that you do not refuse him who speaks. If they did not escape when they refused him who warned them on earth, how much less will we, if we turn away from him who warns us from heaven?" Hebrews 12: 25 Funny.. i wake up right now.. and a good friend of mine last night warned me of certain things that helped me make the right decisions... maybe this is God just confirming me that I did the right move, but this chapter spoke to me in another way as well. If we harden our hearts, block our minds, especially narrow down our perception... how will we see? But the words that hit me the most is the caution of ignorance towards a light that can save. All of us at one point in our lives surrendered our yearning to seek God for something of a "higher cause", if you read this full chapter you can see how the earth isn't the only target for the end of days but also the heavens. Alot of people immediately think, Gods destroying his own realm? nope. if you read Genesis 1 you
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Bobby Brown Or "reggie Miller"
Okay, it seems like the only kind of smoke growing around here is Bobby Brown or Reggie Miller. Weed may be a powerful alternative to cigarettes, and may actually reduce your chances of smoking a cigarette, but if you're coming to Lexington...You might as well get a pack of Newports. You heard it here first. EneME
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Song Of The Day 7/28/08 - The Fray - How To Save A Life (extra Innings)
Step one: you say we need to talk He walks, you say sit down, it's just a talk He smiles politely back to you You stare politely right on through Some sort of window to your right As he goes left and you stay right Between the lines of fear and blame You begin to wonder why you came Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life Let him know that you know best Cause after all you do know best Try to slip past his defense Without granting innocence Lay down a list of what is wrong The things you've told him all along And pray to God he hears you And pray to God he hears you Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life As he begins to raise his voice You lower yours and grant him one last choice Drive until you lose the road Or brake with the ones y
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Give Me An Open Heart
Dear Jesus, give me an open heart. A heart that able listens instead of judge A heart that is full of life instead of being cold A heart that is big and still can get bigger. A heart that is at peace and not filled with anxiety A heart that is of truths and not of lies. A heart that is of empathy and not being callus A heart that beats of love for you and the love for others . Give me an open heart-Ink
Fear Of Life
I sit in my room, Pondering my life, Remembering back to when I had hopes & dreams, I begin to cry over memories & dreams long gone, I wipe my eyes & stand up, I breath deeply, I bury my emotions & go on with life, As usual I hide my true-self, For fear of losing my loved ones.
How Can You
It seams you want to control me, That every time I let go, You say something to give me hope, Just to be turned down again. You told me you love me, But how can you love him to, You dont want to lose me, But you dont want to be with me, You took the best of me, Now your killing the rest of me. You wont promise me anything, But you wont deny anything either, You keep me hoping and waiting, For that chance at happiness again. I am torn between two feelings, I love you with all my heart, But you make me want to hate you. You said you love him, Right in front of me, No one knows how it hurt, To hear the women of my dreams, Say those words to someone else. I cant keep living like this, How can you live with yourself, Knowing your doing this to me, How can you live knowing that your killing me?
I
I dream, I think, I learn, I fall upon a cloud, I slip through time, I try to fly, I keep on falling, I climb a mountian to try again, I leap into the air, I plumet to the ground, I slowly realize that I'm not falling, But instead rising, And I know, I'm in love.
My Angel
Lately I've noticed, Just how shitty my life is, No job, No women, No money, I wake up every day, Just because I cant sleep anymore, I eat, I drink, I sleep, Same old shit, different day, But sometimes things change, When we least expect, When you hit rock bottom, You sometimes think, That things will always be shit, But sometimes fate steps in, And gives you a hand, I hit rock bottom, Was about to end it all, Then fate made a call, My cell phone rang, And her voice was like, A heavenly choir, And she lifted my life up, From the hole I was in, With just one phone call, She changed my life, Who's life can you change?
Not On Purpose
I'm breathing, But not on purpose, I put the barrel to my head, Pull the trigger, But instead of hot lead, All I feel is cold steal, Why am I not dead, I should try again, I slide the blade across me wrist, I feel the blood dripping down, Maybe this time I got it right, But then I feel my veins getting tight, The blood dries up inside my skin, And as I faint I feel the pain, Of a life used up, Of a life wasted, Then I awaken, To a world unshaken, By the unmistaken saddness of a successfull suicide.
Questions Of My Heart
Are you telling me the truth, or are you lying, are your intentions pure, or are you out for flesh, do you want me to be happy, or do you want your own satisfaction, these are the questions of my heart I lye in my bed, remembering what you said, did you do it on purpose, or was it just a mistake, I don't know, so I'm asking you, Are you telling me the truth, or are you lying, are your intentions pure, or are you out for flesh, do you want me to be happy, or do you want your own satisfaction, these are the questions of my heart I was so happy, then it all came falling down, I fell in love again, but I fell right out of it, did you mean to deceive, or did I just not see it, I don't know, so I'm asking you this, Are you telling me the truth, or are you lying, are your intentions pure, or are you out for flesh, do you want me to be happy, or do you want your own satisfaction, these are the questions of my heart
Sweet Memories
When I see the sunrise or sunset, I will think of you & only you, I may even shed a single tear, Remembering my thoughts of you, & from now & forever I will remember you.
The One Who's Always There
I'm sitting alone in my room, It's dark and cold, I'm sitting in the corner crying, because I'm sad, and no one's here, then you come, and hold me, your always there, I never want you to leave me ~*^*~The End!!~*^*~
Try
Everytime I fall in love, My feelings get so numb, Everytime i try to love, You push me away. I try my best, To impress, But nothing seams to work, I turn my life upside down, And you still dont notice me, Everytime you ignore me, It tears me apart. Deep inside I know, You dont love me, But everytime I try to walk away, You give me something, Just a little something, To break me down.
Twisted
You love me, You leave me, You bring me down to me knees, When I resist you, You hurt me even more, Like twisting a blade in my heart, You know I cant say no, You know I want to please you, But you've got me twisted, For your own sick pleasure, I'm tired of this, I'm tired of you, Either leave me be, Or be with me.
Why
Although I didnt know you, I question why you did it? Were you lonely? Did you lose the love of your life? Or were you fighting drugs or alcohol? I've thought about it, Played with the idea, Even come close to doing it, But I could never get over the thought, That there still might be hope, How did you do it? How did you get so depressed, That you'd rather be dead, Than try to change your life?
Women
women um women are retarded they either love ya or hate ya women i cant stand them for one most cheat on their men thinking they doing the same some cases its true but some that aint true you know men have feelings too they might not show it like us women do but they do and they get hurt just like we do they dont share it or anything but it does hurt them when a women is not faithful so they ditch us and then they just become players because they dont want to get hurt anymore and another thing women are bitches they get in a arguement and they fight and hold grudges men they say they are gonna kick some ass but then they are friends the nest couple of days
You Should Know Why I Can't
You should know why I cant see you. You should know what you represent. Jesus help me; its hard to find the way- and Im no easy case. My feet are dragging. The things that shine seem to serve only to blind me. In the end its adios. Go with God- the only one youve ever been with. I wonder, but then I shudder. Is there a way to slow this back down? Knowing I cannot forget, what we shared seems tainted, and how can I enjoy any of it now? Can I merely throw myself at your feet? Cant I chose to linger in the rain, only somewhat removed from you- to just lay there with no rest? The act of forgiveness seems to blanket the past, to light upon old feelings and expedite their rot in the most natural of ways. Man goes after the unnatural, because forgiveness seems like a final separation from you. After that, there is not much hope. Shall I finally be delivered from you? There is only enough room to move on, unburdened by lingering ideas. Its all clear for a minute, and again, adios.
From A Soldier
My dad was in the Army during my young life and he has lots of Army buddies that he still keeps up with. This is from a son of a friend of his. I know many of you may have seen this before, coming across email but my dad actually knows of this person. Please continue to pray for our TROOPS! Hello everyone, As you know I am not a very political person. I just wanted to pass along that Senator Obama came to Bagram Afghanistan for about an hour on his visit to 'The War Zone'. I wanted to share with you what happened. He got off the plane and got into a bullet proof vehicle, got to the area to meet with the Major General (2 Star) who is the commander here at Bagram. As the Soldiers where lined up to shake his hand he blew them off and didn't say a word as he went into the conference room to meet the General. As he finished, the vehicles took him to the ClamShell (pretty much a big top tent that military personnel can play basketball or work out in with weights) so he coul
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Guns Guns Guns
Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman. > > #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. > > # 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when > you're on the road. > > # 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will > probably let you try it out a few times. > > # 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a > backup. > > # 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. > # 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. > > # 4. Guns function normally every day of the month. > > # 3. A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?' > > # 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. > And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman... > > > # 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
Song Of The Day - 7/31/08 - Santana - Maria, Maria
Maria Maria - Santana Maria Maria - Carlos Santana feat. Wyclef Jean & The Product G&B Oh Maria Maria She reminds me of a west side story Growing up in Spanish Harlem She's living the life just like a movie star Oh Maria Maria She fell in love in East L.A. To the sounds of the guitar, yeah, yeah Played by Carlos Santana Stop the looting, stop the shooting Pick pocking on the corner See as the rich is getting richer The poor is getting poorer Si mira Maria on the corner Thinking of ways to make it better In my mailbox there's an eviction letter Somebody just said see you later Ahora vengo mama chula mama chula Ahora vengo mama chula (East coast) Ahora vengo mama chula mama chula Ahora vengo mama chula (West coast) Oh Maria Maria She reminds me of a west side story Growing up in Spanish Harlem She's living the life just like a movie star Oh Maria Maria She fell in love in East L.A. To the sounds of the guitar, yeah, yeah Played by Carl
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Today's Quote The kindest way of helping yourself is to find a friend. -Ann Kaiser Stearns
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Why Fat People Rule
A great list of why fat rules 10 reasons to love your curves: 1. You can wear blue jeans the way God intended: Filled out. 2. You never need to show your thong to get people to notice your precious ass-ets! 3. The truth: Men love women who eat fried food. 4. Love handles are for your enjoyment. You know why you have them, and you love it when they get used. Otherwise, why have them at all? 5. Love handles are also for his protection. Your hips are so powerful, he might fall off and get hurt without something to hold onto. More after the jump 6. Your underwear does not come with its own bodyparts. You dont need a Wonder-bra because youve got a wonder-bod! Some women spend hundreds of dollars on panties with silicone butt cheeks, girdles with thigh padding, bras filled with water and other strange things. They should simply read number 3. 7. You boldly defy the laws of physics. Only curvy girls can move from left to right and up and down at the same time wh
If You Can Afford Me
If you want me, The cherry on top, The pick of the pack, The crme de le crop, If you want me you better do better than that tonight Oh, oh If you want me, It takes more than a wink, More than a drink, More than you think, If you want me youre gonna have to break the bank tonight Cause some dont have the patience, Some call me high-maintenance But you pay the bill, Cause thats the deal, If you wanna ride, Just name your price, And dont play cheap with your heart, Dont make a bet if you cant write the check, For me, for me, Cause I can be bought, But you pay the cost, If you can afford me If you want me, Im not a piece of ass, A one night stand, A storage shed, I think you better walk by, Tonight, Oh, no If you want me, Then stop begging, I dont put out, For charity, If you want me, theres no discount price tonight But I dont need your dollar bills, I just want something real, Cause nothings free, Except loving me, If y
Come Own My Man :d U Know U Want To
ok here is the deal this auction person with the most rates gets 500k in fubucks plus the bid so yeah tell your friends and their friend also please and tyvm auctin 1 ok and this auction person with the most rates person gets 350k in fubucks plus the bid ok go have fun and start the bidding u know u want to own me hehe auction 2 (repost of original by 'SHADOW BOMBER OWNED BY PAMPAM(ZMAN)Rating Revolution CLUB UNITED & CLUB F.A.R.& D.S.C' on '2008-07-31 19:11:15')
Old Time Sex
The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.' OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?' Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!' A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man move
Arms Of A Stranger
I came home early to see you Couldn't wait to hold you I've been away for so long But as I walked through the doorway My heart was shattered To find that your not alone When will I break Into pieces It's your mistake I finally see that Everything I thought was you was a lie Now you left love dying It's in the arms of a stranger The days just seem so much longer Now that I'm without you It never seems to get better I'll try to hold it together And I can't wait for The day that you fade from my memory When will I break Into pieces It's your mistake I finally see that Everything I thought was you was a lie Now you left love dying It's in the arms of a stranger In the arms of a stranger In the arms of a stranger When will I break Into pieces It's your mistake Everything I thought was you was a lie Now you left love dying It's in the arms of a stranger When will I break Into pieces It's your mistake Everything I thought was you was a li
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Aleks Syntek
I went to see him in concert the other night, and I was impressed. That man can sing so great. I posted some of his songs on the Stash if you want to see him. Thank you for teaching me how to use the Stash
Lost
while i am on this journey of self discovery, there are times that i truly feel lost and confused. there are those in my life who are suppost to love me with out a shadow of a dought and today i get told that i am to old to spoil, but i do not agree with this statement. i feel that being shown love, and given attention once in awhile is just what any woman needs be it from a boyfriend or from her father. Y/you see my father has spoiled my step sister to the core, and now she acts like he is nothing, but i long to have that closeness with him that she has, to know what that kind of love truly is but it will never happen becuase he thinks i am to old to be spoiled. i get confused because i allowed myself to love a man that i was raised to hate, only to have my heart shattered time and time again. nothing will ever change the fact that i do love him and that he is my father, but god how i long to know that special love that a parent shows their child. i miss my mom when i feel t
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What could one say to catch the eye of people in this cyberspace environment???? I am just me, plain and simple... what you see is what you get... I'm laid back, easy going and like to enjoy life... stop and smell the roses :)
Saturday Survey
50 ODD Things about you! If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 50 things about your friends, and let them learn 50 things about you! 1) Favorite hobby? this and that..... 2) Have you ever smoked heroin? Nope 3) Do you own guns? Uhmm, a squirt gun, BB gun, paint ball gun... ha ha 4) What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic? Never had the drinks there...but a coffee drink which wasn't that good. 5) Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? No 6) What do you think of hot dogs? Was my favorite food as a kid. 7) Favorite Christmas song? Bleh 8) What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Coffee 9) Can you do push ups? A couple 10) Can you do a chin up? No 11) What's your favorite piece of jewelry? All the ones I'm wearing. 12) Do you like blue cheese? Ew 13) Ever been in a car wreck? Nothing major
Untimely Death
You know? Life truly is precious,youth,is a gift...I lost a good friend this weekend,who didn't appreciate what he had apparantly.He is now,just another D.U.I. statistic.Don't let a day go by,that you don't thank someone who has touched your life in some way,no matter how hard it may seem,present a smile with sincerity,and above all...no matter how bad you might think things are,remember,tomorrow is another day! Spread the love ya all,life is too short!!
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hey folks i know this might sound kinda stupid and senseless but id like for yall to join my band all you have to do is add my on myspace at this link http://www.myspace.com/bewareofhaterz and once i accept it ill invite you to my band thanks in advance
Patients
I would like to thank CAREBEAR for writing this and wanted to share. subject: Patience post date: 2008-05-08 Any kind of relationship (friendship in this case), there must be patience. Although I have done my best to keep my patience, it has worn thin at times. But it's very important in friendship or any relationship. When there's a problem, be patient and try to resolve the problem. If you have an argument, be patient and talk it out. If something doesn't go right, be patient and help make it right. When there are disagreements, be patient and try to be agreeable. These can be extremely hard things to do. It happens to all of us. But without patience, these things cannot be achieved. I know this from personal experience. Don't try to be perfect because you'll fail. No one's perfect. Just try as hard as you can to be as patient as you can because it can make or break a Friendship. My response: Trust me, you never know when youre going to loose that one person in your
~ The Sweet Taste Of Vengence Too Dear ~
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I don't play the XBOX. Let's not ask me about this system anymore. i do NOT endorse the Xbox. If you wanna talk Nintendo or Playstation, feel free. xbox no. lol xoxoxox
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I Wait For You
I wait for you. you do not show. i hope you have not forgotten me. i am waiting. i see people pass by hoping it's you. i wave. i feel like an idiot. it's not you. i am waiting for you. i wait for you hoping you will come. i wait for you cus i love you. please come i am waiting.
Pain
i want to cry. i have no tears. i want to scream. i have no voice. this is pain i want to run. nowhere to run to. i want to be held. i have no friends. i cry. i scream. i run. i am held. for i know pain. i have conquered!
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50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.
50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex. 1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partner's mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault. 5. Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. That shit is uncomfortable after awhile. A lit
Honor
Every freedom that we, as Americans have, we owe all to our military services! If it weren't for the brave men and women who have served our military and died for our country, we wouldn't be able to enjoy the freedoms we have or the quality of life that we have. I am absolutely disgusted when I hear someone say that they support our troops but not the war, or that they won't support anyone who joins a group of "baby killers." I get tears in my eyes when I see a man or woman who has served our country, being disrespected or shuffled off to the side, instead of honored for their service and sacrifice. Our military men and women don't serve our country for money or because they want to go to war. They do it because they feel obligated and honored to serve and protect our country. These men and women do jobs that most of us civilians could never fathom, they see things that most of us don't even see in our nightmares. Not by their choice or because they are warmongers, but because they
You Light Up My Fire
Fire trucks are white Your light is blue You heat up my world Like no other can do You Race to a call Disobeying all the laws To rescue my heart From fiery claws The smoke is bellowing Flames shooting high The sweat drips downward Obscuring your eyes The fire is blazing The heat warm and true Can I take out your hose And make love to you The fire extinguished Smoke blowing away Off goes the blue light With hose stowed away The fire maybe out But you're holding me tight We can lay melt together Until a new flames ignite By:Shiann Lehwalder
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Not A Song Of The Day But Still Funny As Shit - Flight Of The Conchords - Robots
Robots (Live) - Flight of the Conchords THE HUMANS ARE DEAD!!!! THE HUMANS ARE DEAD!!!! WE USED POISONOUS GASES AND WE POISONED THERE ASSESS!
Interestingly Enough.
i find myself addicted to word search. i guess it's a good thing that i actually liked English and Grammar is school. It helps wonders.
The Knob
A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for > > a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure > > called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed on > > the top of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up > > her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of > > course the woman wanted 'The Knob.'Over the > > course of the years, the woman kept tightening the knob, and > > the effects were wonderful, and the woman > > remained young-looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the > > woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. 'All > > these years, everything has been working just fine. I've > > had to turn The knob many times and I've always loved the > > results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: > > First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob > > won't get rid of them.' The doctor looked at her > > closely and said, 'Those aren't bags, those are > > your breasts.''Well,' She said, 'I > > guess there
More Tard-o Things
40 things you didn't know about me until you read this 1) What color is your toothbrush? pink and white 2) Name one person that made you smile last night? Emily 3) What were you doing 45 minutes ago? washing dishes 4) What is your favorite candy bar? ..theres so many to choose from 5) Have you ever been to a strip club? ew no 6) What is the last thing you said aloud? are you hungry... 7) What is the best ice cream flavor? Oreo cookie's and cream 8) What was the last thing you had to drink? dr.pepper 9) What are you wearing right now? haha...a t-shirt and pants 10) What was the last thing you ate? ....yesterday i had burger king for lunch..and it sucked i hate burger king now i should have had taco bell 11) Have you bought any new clothing items this week? No not for me :P for emily 12) When was the last time you ran? wow....long long time 13) Who is the last person you sent a comment/message on Fubar. dr. Octagonapus and my mommy 14)
Anyone Who Wants In
I have decided to do a contest..well not decided people are telling me to do one. So i am going to let anyone join that wants to. If you want to be in the contest you have to add me and send me a message that you want in and then let me know what pic you want in. Prize will eaither be 12-25 pack of fubling or a blast. First one to 10,000 comments wins. If you hit 10,000 comments let me know send me in a shout or a message.
To My Fu Friends...
After giving this much thought i have decided to delete my fu account. It has been a pleasure meeting new people and making new friends. a few i have added on to myspace profile since i am on there as well. If you wish to keep in contact with me you may find me at either.... myspace.com/therisingflame(my book page) or myspace.com/embraceofvampirequeen I will stay on here for just a few more days. if this is our last encounter i wish you all the best in life. bloody bites and many kisses... ~Christine~
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Special Love
I love you more than all the stars in the sky as each monet that passes by. With every breath i take i love you more with each promise i make. I need you like a flower needs rain more and more. i miss you more i really need to know that you are so wonderful in every single way. i want to caress my lips unto yours as i look into your eyes and see my love that i have for you. holding you in my arms and protect you from all harm life is too cruel my love but i am always here for you. i want to spend an eternity with you that i shall never tire of you, you took hold of my heart that i made a special place. no one comes before you and no one loves you more that i. when you came into my life you made my spirit soar. I can only love you more and more. take my hand and hold me close. baby you make me very happy being with you that our lives will be the happiest day of all when you become my sweet wife. our lives will be complete with every heart beat that will be complete.
Song Of The Day - 08/08/08 - Rufus Wainwright - Hallelujah (big Green Ogre Edition)
Hallelujah - Rufus Wainwright I heard there was a secret chord That David played and it pleased the Lord But you don't really care for music, do you? It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth The minor fall, the major lift The baffled King composing Hallelujah Hallelujah, hallelujah Hallelujah, hallelujah Your faith was strong but you needed proof You saw her bathing on the roof Her beauty in the moonlight overthrew you She tied you to a kitchen chair She broke your throne, and she cut your hair And from your lips she drew the hallelujah Hallelujah, hallelujah Hallelujah, hallelujah Maybe I've been here before I know this room, I've walked this floor I used to live alone before I knew you I've seen your flag on the marble arch Love is not a victory march, It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah Hallelujah, hallelujah Hallelujah, hallelujah There was a time when you let me know What's real and going on below But now you never show it to me,
Saddness Into Bright Happy
I saw my ex-army guy last night while driving around midnighy.he saw me too during our moments of enchantment**oddly I was just telling my friend who is leaving for army his brief history outside of high school earlier that night. It was beautiful though the experience. I was sitting at the red light and looked over and then I knew it was him on the motorcycle, I continued to stare as he gradually went left in front of my car & when I thought he wasnt going to look at me (to confirm that was really him by eye contact since he had on a helmet) and I look down for a nanosecond he and I met souls and then he passed me, in my rear window he continued to look back at me while driving on his motorcycle for a good 5+seconds or so we dont live very far from each other, literal blocks-then I knew he knew it was me. All of memories from high school and then thereafter came rushing back It was beautiful, I can be content in knowing that he knew it was me Plus it was doubled conf
Praying For A Miracle
Well I took Zack to his pediatrician today for his swollen lymphnode. They put him on medication and in a week I have to go back and if its still swollen they r gonna do bloodwork. Leukemia is on the list of why its swollen but its at the bottom. I dont think I am strong enough to handle this. I am losing my mind. Id give my life for my son, both of them. All I can do is pray that the medicine helps shrink the swollen thing or if they have to do bloodwork it comes back as something more manageable. I cry and cry b/c I dont want my son goin through this. I feel like a bad mother b/c for 2 weeks he told me his arm hurt and I always thought it was his lower arm and maybe he slept on it wrong or fell, and when he finally told me it was under his armpit it raised red flags. All I can do is pray and put this in God's hands. Other than that....
Fight
I have on the boxing gloves I'm in the ring my heart is pounding so fast inside of myself it stings everyday is a battle why do I feel this defeat I wish I could just fake how I feel I wish there was a way I could cheat you don't know, I'm too far out of control It was you who made me complete now I don't even feel whole I'm living life, daydreaming in and out Because right now, I just don't have a goal I'm fighting a battle inside of myself one which has no face Because how I feel for you right now I don't think anyone can ever replace the scars are only left from our memories which were pure and true I'm fighting a battle inside of myself and the battle I am losing is with you
Passion
Her fingers tremble Candlelight glows on soft skin She's waited so long Naked against him Lost in his tender embrace Alive for his touch Inhibitions fade Her walls come down beneath him Can he read her thoughts? She wonders if he knows the true depth of her love will he ever know? the words escape her their bodies moving in time her message is sent without the cumbersome words she holds him so close her body is speaking to him
Questions
People normally ask me these questions so I thought perhaps I should write them down. I was born in North Carolina on Halloween and I've been single for five years now. Reason: Just haven't found the right person yet and I do not want another waste of my time. Looking for someone who loves life, loves to laugh, drink coffee and loves to kiss. lol. I hope everyone reading this has continued good health and a very good journey. big kiss from me, ~jenn ===================================== Leute fragen normalerweise mich diese Fragen, damit ich vielleicht gedacht habe, dass ich sie hinunter schreiben sollte. Ich war geboren in Nordkarolina an Halloween und ich bin einzeln fr fnf Jahre jetzt gewesen. Grund: Nur hat die richtige Person noch nicht gefunden und ich will eine andere Verschwendung von meiner Zeit nicht. Suchen jemanden, der Leben liebt, lachen mag, Getrnkkaffee und kssen mag. Lol. Ich hoffe, dass jeder, den dies gelesen hat, gute Gesundhei
Thoughts
i was at work tonight. Minding my own business and these random thoughts came to mind. so i just jotted them down. i really thought nothing more of them till after break when i sat down and looked at what i wrote down. and i was like wow..... you are really starting to understand that you are no where near where you want to be. Its like i dont want to leave this place in my mind that is safe and continue to grow. its like i have a fear of.... well ... living life. being something more than i am now. being better than i am. i am by no means a good person... but i am not the worst. so i let you read this.. and feel that i am crazy.. and its ok... thoughts rambling through my head is something i used to love.. it meant i was alive and i embraced it. Now, because for a long time my mind has not been stimulated, i dont care if a free thought passes my way. just as long as i get through the day. Now i want it .. i crave it... which tells me... its time for change..... its time to move on to
More Cross Feeds
daily reminder::: release yourself of thing out of your control. do not dwell on issues you can not change. focus on things you can positively impact. with so much negativity in the world today dont you think it makes more sense to focus on the positive things in life? Such as things as just being able to wake up and get out of bed this morning and how its great to see another day. Or the fact that you are able to tell some one you love how much you love them? Bringing a smile to some one's face is one of the simplest ways to make your own day better. Try to do it some time... you might just like it. I personally havent done this alot lately and find it saddening. But isnt that the point of growing as a person. To realize your mistakes and make changes for the better? To realize we are not as perfect as we thought we where as teenagers? As teenagers we thought we knew everything there was to know. We where totally invincible. Our parents did not really know what it was like to be
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