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Late Night Snack..
It was a cold rainy night,and I decided to go get a late night snack.. First I went on the CherryTap site,and looked if anyone from my area was online. One really hot girl was! So I messaged her that I was going to the local diner,to grab a snack,and told her to meet me there..Little did I know her roommate got the message for her,and never told her,and decided to meet me there..A long hot night was coming for me..with two Cherrytappers..i drove to the diner,ordered,and some girl was eyeing me all night..I walked over to her,and talked to her,she asked some interesting questions..And said she had seen my profile on LC,(before name changed to CT)..I said wow,and we talked for awhile..before I knew it I was back at her place..She was very kinky..and I notice a picture of the other girl there,and asked,if she knew so and so,and told me all about it..She was honest..and then the other girl got home..And was very surprised,that I was there with her,and we all decided to make the best of th

Maggie May
Wake up Maggie I think I got something to say to you; it's late September and I really should be back at school. I know I keep you amused but I feel I'm being used oh Maggie I couldn't have tried anymore. You lured me away from home just to save you from being alone. You stole my heart and that's what really hurts. The morning sun when it's in your face really shows your age but that don't worry me none in my eyes you're ev'rything. I laughed at all of your jokes my love you didn't need to coax oh Maggie I couldn't have tried anymore. You lured me away from home just to save you from being alone. You stole my soule that's a pain I can do without. All I needed was a friend to lend a guiding hand but you turned into a lover and Mother what a lover ! You wore me out. All you did was wreck my bed and in the morning kick me in the head oh Maggie I couldn't have tried anymore. You lured me away from home 'cause you didn't want to be alone. You

Twistin The Night Away
Let me tell you 'bout a place somewhere up in New York ways Where the people are so gay twisting the night away. Here they have a lot of fun puttin' trouble on the run Man you'll find the old and young twisting the night away. Twisting twisting everybody's doing great Man they're twisting twisting twisting the night away. Here's a fellow in blue jeans who's dancing with an older queen Drolled up in her diamond rings twisting the night away. Oh man you ought to see her go twisting to the rock and roll Man there ain't nothing like twisting the night away. Twisting twisting everybody's feeling great . . . Twisting twisting everybody's doing great . . . Here's a man in evening clothes how he got there I don't know Oh man you ought to see him go twisting the night away. He's dancing with a chick in slacks that chicks moving up and back Oh man there ain't nothing like twisting the night away. Twisting twisting everybody's doing

Angel Of The Morning
There'll be no strings to bind your hands Not if my love can't bind your heart There's no need to take a stand For it was I who chose a start I see no need to take me home I'm old enough to face the dawn Just call me angel of the morning angel Just touch my cheek before you leave me baby Just call me angel of the morning angel Then slowly turn away from me May be the sun's light will be dim And it won't matter anyhow If morning's echoes say we've sinned Well it was what I wanted now And if we're victims of the night I won't be blinded by the light Just call me angel of the morning angel Just touch my cheek before you leave me baby Just call me angel of the morning angel Then slowly turn away from me Through the tears of the day, of the years Ba a a aby Just call me angel of the morning angel Just touch my cheek before you leave me baby Just call me angel of the morning angel Just touch my cheek before you leave me darling Just call me angel of the m

When You Say Nothing At All
It's amazing how you can speak right to my heart Without saying a word, you can light up the dark Try as I may I could never explain What I hear when you don't say a thing The smile on your face let's me know that you need me There's a truth in your eyes saying you'll never leave me The touch of your hand says you'll catch me if ever I fall You say it best when you say nothing at all All day long I can hear people talking out loud But when you hold me near, you drown out the crowd Old Mr. Webster could never define What's being said between your heart and mine

Renecks
1. Have your ever said Hey ya'll watch this and ended up in the hospital? 2. Used a road sign to sight in your rifle? 3. Drank so much that you have woke up in the bed with a woman who weighs twice as much as you do? 4. Ever threw up in your boot? 5. Woke up naked in your front or back yard? 6. You scratch yourself no matter when are where you are at? 7. When you fart you invite others to come share the aroma with you? 8. You have ever shared a spit can. 9. You got lost in the woods, chased up a tree by wild hogs, then have an owl fly into your head. (Bodine your my hero) 10. Poured you sippin whiskey in your truck to give it enough gas to make it home. 11. Have ever shit on your overall straps. 12. Touched yourself in an impure manner while in your tree stand. 13. Accidentally shot a hole in your house while cleaning your gun. 14. Fell out of your tree stand and break both of your legs. (You D man HD) 15. Gave yourself a hicky by sticking a suction cup to your forehead

My Speical Angel
Angel, angel, whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa) (Angel, angel, whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa) You are my special angel Sent from up above The Lord smiled down on me And sent an angel to love (to love) You are my special angel Right from paradise I know you're an angel Heaven is in your eyes The smile from your lips brings the summer sunshine Tears from your eyes bring the rain I feel your touch, your warm embrace And I'm in heaven again You are my special angel Through eternity I'll have my special angel Here to watch over me (A smile from your lips brings the summer sunshine) (The tears from your eyes bring the rain) I feel your touch, your warm embrace And I'm in heaven again You are my special angel Through eternity I'll have my special angel Here to watch over me (watch over me) Here to watch over me (Angel, angel, whoa-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh oh, oh)

Untitle
Look at my eyes There is stars in my eyes Look inside my heart There is several beating look at my blood There is thick blood Look at my tongue There is white stud on top of my tongue Look at my lips There is a soft lips You would look at my eyes and there is cold soul inside You would look at my heart and there is icy heart You would look at my blood and I am sick You would look at my tongue and you would imagine where my tongue will be doing You would look at my lips and you would kiss it You might hold me like nothing come between us You might inhale and sigh when we are hold You might look at my eyes and cold soul is gone You might hold me and make my heart warmth You might enjoy my tongue to somewhere on you You might enjoy my kiss like passion Are we hot enough? No, we are not You and I would be naked in bed Let strip and touch over each other You would see beautiful body with scars scars is my tattoo I would see you kiss on my scars I would see yo

" The Darkest "
The Darkest of night You see the dark in your heart The Darkest of night You see the dark of your blood The Darkest of night You see the dark in their relationship You see the dark in their love The Darkest of night You see the dark in yourself All of those u been seek so shall the light come. You see the Darkest of night BAM! BAM! BAM! Guess what? BAM! BAM! BAM! You finally see the light!

Untitle
The blood flow through my heart My heart is pump so fast I feel little ache inside my heart It feel like my heart squeeze to take it out The blood flow through my heart My heart is pump little slower than normal I feel my heart getting more ache and little pain I feel my heart getting several cut in tiny piece and let lots bleed out My blood flow through my heart I left the city without see my friends and my love My heart know it I am going home to be all alone

Wtf
whats wrong or the mental defect with the people on this planet! Cant anyone be honest anymore?! They got to put up a fucking front!? And I couldnt give 2 shits and a 1/2 if this seems redundant about this negative blog. To utter the dying words, and last words of my father when the EMT asked him to smile ,"What do I got to smile about?!

Bleeding For You
Put me down make me bleed I shoulda known this love would never succeed you don't want it to you just play me for a fool bend me break me hurt me hurt me you know how to best you can rip my heart right out of my chest i'll just smile and pretend that everything is fine never knowing if my husband will ever really be mine don't know what direction my life will take every day happiness gets harder and harder to fake i'll never be good enough we'll never be fine you don't want to be mine till the end of time i've given you all i had and more you took it and crushed it into the floor i wish i didn't want your love anymore i wish it didn't hurt so much inside i wish you knew all the times i laid awake and cried all those times i wanted to let you go but you came back every time i tried you don't care how many times your indifference knocked me down to the floor you just kept right on walking out the door you don't care that you took my spirit my smile and my laugh promised me a love that ju

Break Me
Build me up just enough to bring me down again. Bruise my body, heart and soul. You said you'd never hurt me. You lied and broke me, Why won't you just let me go. I don't know where or when But I got lost And now I don't even know Where I begin, who I'm supposed to be. Everyone looks at me With pity in their eyes Every time I see this I'm reminded of all your lies. Every time you come and go Another part of me dies, Dead and gone cold in the snow. Just dark spaces left Where all your love used to be. All that's left, an empty shell of me.6 February 2007

Soulmates
In this heartless creation It is hard to understand Why some souls choose to wander Forgetting their home Yet I am lost without wandering My love is a ghost Ancient - with wisdom Vital - with tears Not able to move on Unable to let go It's hard to remember a love You don't recognize anymore Yet the memory is without thought Agony - without knowledge This love - is without mercy Passing through eternity One life to the next Forever searching In a labyrinth of whispers For a blissful love Lost Longing for the touch I'll sense when I feel Whispering to my heart Comforting this stoned soul Our love burns within me But I am lost in the shadows This eternity of dreams Forever killing me I believe this love is eternal The flame will not relinquish my heart Forever encircling me The very matter of my existence But for now I simply breathe Awaiting your rescue Love - bonding our souls Pain - stirring the memories While the silence shouts out th

Handle Me With Care
Been beat up and battered round Been sent up, and Ive been shot down Youre the best thing that Ive ever found Handle me with care Reputations changeable Situations tolerable Baby, youre adorable Handle me with care Im so tired of being lonely I still have some love to give Wont you show me that you really care (bridge) Everybodys got somebody to lean on Put your body next to mine, and dream on Ive been fobbed off, and Ive been fooled Ive been robbed and ridiculed In day care centers and night schools Handle me with care Been stuck in airports, terrorized Sent to meetings, hypnotized Overexposed, commercialized Hand me with care Ive been uptight and made a mess But Ill clean it up myself, I guess Oh, the sweet smell of success Handle me with care

This Is Me In A Nutshell..
my hair doesn't always stay the way i want it too. i eat when i'm bored. i'm clumsy and i tend to spill things. i don't always have the right answers. i ask too many questions. i fall for boys easily. i'm vunerable to believing lies. i don't have to fake that smile anymore. i make up excuses for everything. i have DRAMA and MEMORIES. i have best friends and enemies. i sing very badly in the shower and in the car. sometimes i dress in random stuff, mainly stuff that doesn't match. i get mad over the tiniest things but that's why i'm on medication. i'm not as smart as i'd like to be. but i can step back and look at my life and realize.. this IS life. love it, live it and learn from it. it's pretty much amazing. just like you and me. but especially like you.

How Bad Is It?!
That Brock who we hung out with really that ONE time the three of us together, (Me, Chris, and Nana) was gonna put us on the list for the Long Island show but MERCEDES who I've hung out with almost a dozen times already has never ONCE offered?! I mean like I've said, I don't wanna be on the list I can pay for it myself, but at least put Luvy on the list. >:o(

Life Is
Life is Love. Enjoy it. Life is Beauty. Praise it. Life is Spirit. Realise it. Life is Song. Sing it. Life is a Mystery. Unfold it. Life is a Challenge. Meet it. Life is a Goal. Achieve it. Life is an Adventure. Dare it. Life is a Sorrow. Overcome it. Life is a Tragedy. Face it. Life is a Game. Play it. Life is a Duty. Perform it. Life is an Opportunity. Take it. Life is a Struggle. Fight it. Life is a Journey. Complete it. Life is a Puzzle. Solve it. Life is a Promise. Fulfil it.

Things To Do At Walmart
Things to do at Walmart 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around

Sex Quiz
Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

True Love 4 Valentine's Day...
True love, as found in the Bible, is not the same as the common usage found in the English language and society. Today, what I think you'll find, is that what people think true love is, most often is confused with infatuation. That elated, "high" feeling they feel when they "fall in love." That kind of "love" is something that typically lasts less than a year, and unless replaced by true love, results in broken relationships. They break up and then they start the process all over again. In a search for a constant "love" high. The Bible talks about love: "Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails." I Corinthians 13:4-8a (NIV) To me, that defines true love. The "real" love God has for us. These

Happy Valentines Day!!!
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New...
I'm getting slightly addicted here at Cherry Tap, even though it pisses me off when the server and/or Cherry Tap fucks up when you are in the lounge area. It has been nice 'befriending' fellow peers at Cherry Tap, all those whom have rated, commented, and etc cetera -don't worry, I'll do the same for you! :) Things just take awhile, yes?

Enamory
When success comes. Everyone should love me. With exception of fools and the envious. Respect. Adoration. Hubris. What I've got I've earned. With blood, sweat, and tears. Remain the fools: they shall love me in time; and the envious: who shall ever hate me because of who I am. Emotions shallow, like the deepest edge of the kiddie pool. Why base one's worth on others? When it is our own self-worth that makes each so valuable? Bleeding from hard-fought battles, Sweat trickling down our brow with the work put in, Tears from all the battles lost, or casualties gone. In the end, we are who we are. Not the destination, but, the journeys that brought us there.

Weight
Sleep weighs heavily upon my eyes. No real reason for it that I can ascertain. I'm tired, and not from deprivation. It has been an emotional roller-coaster of a week. Full of ups and downs from the peaks and valleys. I could sleep for a week, but everything would be much the same. I just don't know if I have the strength to carry on. This battle that we call like. I know that tomorrow is a new day, but it seems so far away. From work to women, life and loss, it all weighs heavily on my soul.

We Are Always Searching
It's a cold dark night, Hallows Eve upon the crest, In a parking lot of vampires in suits to look their best, And the music, and coffins made of gold, With friends and lovers freshly buried. Her beauty washes over me, so let us hide and we'll dance the night away. Kiss the rise of the sun, then we'll melt away, that's who we are. We are always searching, always searching. For you In a white dress, with no eyes, Black suit red devil bow tie, The king and queen are crowned Victorian. "Is this the last of our haunting?" She says as she floats like an angel. "You will never know until you let me go, I'm hoping this will never end!" Her beauty washes over me, so let us hide and we'll dance the night away. Kiss the rise of the sun, then we'll melt away, that's who we are. We are always searching, always searching. For you The haunting, where we fell in love. The haunting, where we fell in love. The haunting, where we fell in love. The haunting, wher

God Has Brought Me Out For A Reason
God has brought me out for a reason. I survived because he has a plan for me. All my bad relationships, all the suicidal thoughts, the bad credit, the repossessions, the death of my loved ones, the back stabbing from my friends, the negative thoughts, or the lack of support. I made it because I am blessed! I release and let go of all past hurts, misunderstandings and grudges because I am blessed! I recognize them as the illusions they are, for God is all there is. All else is a lie! Now give yourself a hug, wipe your tears and walk in the victory!!!! I love you, but more appropriately God loves you

Count Your Blessings
COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS Count your blessings instead of your crosses; Count your gains instead of your losses. Count your joys instead of your woes; Count your friends instead of your foes. Count your smiles instead of your tears; Count your courage instead of your fears. Count your full years instead of your lean; Count your kind deeds instead of your mean. Count your health instead of your wealth; Love your neighbor as much as yourself. Author unknown

What Color Is Your Lucky Underwear
table width=350 align=center border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2>Your Lucky Underwear Is Red You're confident and bold, and your lucky red underwear will only make you more sure of yourself. You have a great zest for life, and you tend to take on impossible goals - and succeed. When it comes to love, it's hard for you to take the time to open up. You're too busy conquering the world. So if you're looking for a little more romance, put on your red underpants. And see where their passion takes you!What Color Is Your Lucky Underwear?

A Few Funnies-some Nsfw
MY FRIEND KIMI SENT ME THESE SO I WANTED TO SHARE The U.S. and Britain sent naval ships to the Persian Gulf Wednesday. At last we're getting somewhere. If Iranians wonder who controls the seas and how long they have controlled the seas, they need to ask themselves why dolphins understand English. - Argus Hamilton As a young married couple, a husband and a wife lived in a cheap housing complex near the military base where he was working. Their chief complaint was that the walls were paper-thin and that they had no privacy. This was painfully obvious when one morning the husband was upstairs and the wife was downstairs on the telephone. She was interrupted by the doorbell and went to greet her neighbor. "Give this to your husband," he said, thrusting a roll of toilet paper into her hands. "He's been yelling for it for 15 minutes!" A new wine has been developed especially for seniors. California vinters in the Napa Valley area which primarily pro

Lust Vs Marriage
LUST VS MARRIAGE LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room. LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room. MARRIAGE - When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room. LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love."' LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing." MARRIAGE - When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania. LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have. LUST - When you argue over who gets the wet spot. MARRIAGE - When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids. LOVE - When you share everything you own. LUST - When you steal everything they own. MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything. LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax. LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't climax. MARRIAGE - When ... uh ... what's a climax? LOVE - When you phone each other just to say, "Hi." LUST - When you phone each other to pick a hotel room. MARRIAGE - When you phone each other to bitch about work. LOVE - When you write p

Us Air Force Hymn Aim High
Off we go into the wild blue yonder Climbing high into the sun; Here they come zooming to meet our thunder, At'em boys, giv'er the gun! Down we dive spouting our flames from under, Off with one hell-uv-a roar! We live in fame or go down in flame, Nothing'll stop the US Air Force! Minds of men fashioned a crate of thunder Sent it high into the blue Hands of men blasted the world asunder, How they live God only knew! Souls of men dreaming of skies to conquer Gave us wings ever to soar, With scouts before and bombers galore, Nothing can stop the US Air Force! Here's a toast to the host of those Who love the vastness of the sky, To a friend we send the message Of his brother men who fly. We drink to those who gave their all of old, Then down we roar to score the rainbow's pot of gold. A toast to the host of men we boast the US Air Force. Off we go into the wild sky yonder, Keep the wings level and true! If you'd live to be a gray haired wonder, Keep your no

Army Hymn
Over hill, over dale As we hit the dusty trail, And the Caissons go rolling along. In and out, hear them shout, Counter march and right about, And the Caissons go rolling along. Then it's hi! hi! hee! In the field artillery, Shout out your numbers loud and strong, For where e'er you go, You will always know That the Caissons go rolling along. In the storm, in the night, Action left or action right See those Caissons go rolling along Limber front, limber rear, Prepare to mount your cannoneer And those Caissons go rolling along. Then it's hi! hi! hee! In the field artillery, Shout out your numbers loud and strong, For where e'er you go, You will always know That the Caissons go rolling along. Was it high, was it low, Where the hell did that one go? As those Caissons go rolling along Was it left, was it right, Now we won't get home tonight And those Caissons go rolling along. Then it's hi! hi! hee! In the field artillery, Shout out your numbers

Daytona
well daytona has come and gone and it was a close and great race. i like both martin and harvick just wish martin would of won since it is his last chance he put up a good fight and came very close but harvick beat him to it and that last wreck was a dozy im just glad that no one was majorly hurt in any of the wrecks. now that the season has started ill post in here alot more often after ever race atleast.

=== 'cunning Linguist - ĆŦМǎҒїǻ' Spewed Forth The Following At '2007-02-18 18:33:33'..
=== 'Cunning Linguist - ĆŦМǎҒїǻ' spewed forth the following at '2007-02-18 18:33:33'.. > > FUCK or PASS~ There is at least one person on your list that wants to fuck the hell out of you...(damn!)So let's play the 'fuck or Pass!' game. The rules are simple... if you want to fuck the person who posts this, send them a "message" saying "yep, I'd Fuck you." SCARED? lol this sH!T's funny YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! and see who replies. There is at least one person on your list that wants to do u so!!! repost this as "Fuck or Pass" Don't be a bitch and not re-post it...

Mmm
i need to move somewhere where there is no such things as DRAMA!!!! n people who make me madd all the time i want to be around someone who makes me laugh and cuddles n likes what i like for once even if they dont just make me happy geshh is that so much to ask then again i wouldnt want someone doing something just to make me happy because i dont want it to be all a lie or something at least if someone didnt want too itd be the truth and not put on a plastic face...but no one does that better then me i suppose..when things are bad just put a band aid on it a really big one i just gotta make sure i put one around my heart AGAIN like always................. ......wondering...........what i have missed.....missed what i have been wondering....

Morning Times
OK here is what NOT to let happen if u decide to have a roomate OK....situtation..... there are 3 women and 1 guy in a 2 bedroom apartment 2 cats and then 1 dog started out just the 3 girls and 2 cats then came this guy who sleeps on the couch*loser* well n way long story....everyone in the apartment works so its all good there...problem 1 when u have a guy in ur house they tend to smell up things a bit *bathroom* now he doesnt even really live there he has a house and what not but stays at this apartment with this girl they are not sure whats goin on between n really i dont care....he doesnt clean up what so ever...he will pick up his plate n thats it...now mind u hes not that mesy but 1 ok he is there all day when the 3 women are at work...2 doesnt pay any bills or offer anything since hes been there....3 hes so obnoxious and always SAD all the TIME....boring....4 he has a pitbull that he just brought right up in there.....the 2 cats are scared but yet so curious n his dog al

Shadow Shimmer
Her flesh like diamonds shines in the moon light hair red like dried ravens blood. a heart of stone, cold as the night. She smiles her teeth like pearls, lips painted black. She stands in the shadows, unable to mingle, unable to stay back. Only here for a short time her hunger so strong it gave her a fright.Who have i becaome, this just isnt wright. A danger to mortals. Beautiful creature of the night.

What's Fair
You said I hurt you The pain I feel still burns You said I neglect you let things by with no concern You said that I don't care What the hell do you want from me You said I ruined you Don't you see what you've done to me You said I wasted These years gone down unjust You fucking tasted And left me in the dust You said you hate me You should have left me behind The fact is you've mistook me Now there's nothing left to find When I fill you up, I cheat myself When I start you up, I beat myself When I let you go, I kill myself Can you rip me from this hell It's only fair

Erotic Confession~flying Solo ~ Part 1
I was so excited I could hardly contain myself. As I reached out to turn the Hot water on, I felt a weird sensation on my skin. The hot water roared against the shower walls, making the bathroom warm and moist. When I stepped into the shower, the hot water thundered against my skin. It felt so good to wash everything away, what a release. Grabbing the washcloth and the shower gel I soap myself up, and then rinsed it all off, watching it all go down the drain. Wash all those cares away because there is only one thing I want to think about right now. I am aware of your presence. Although I can not see you, I can feel that you are there. You're over there, watching me through the glass shower door. As I run the washcloth over my body, I am shocked at how aroused I am. My nipples are hard and erect as I take one in my hand. The lightest touch send chills throughout my body, my knees buckle making me feel weak. I drop the washcloth and turn around to face the shower faucet. I stand directl

Music/lyrics 10
Nothing was supposed to hurt like this. missing you was always one more kiss. now there's nothing that i can do. one more nail in the coffin, and it's all for you. always were and always were a simple love story. you were everything i ever hoped and dreamed. drown me in a pool of my blood. it's getting harder just to breathe. i'll suffocate you faster just so you can't see, so you can't see me sleep. it's getting harder just to say the right things. i've seen the angel's face, and i've heard her sing to me. from my reflection on this razor blade, i've heard ten thousand dying screams, and they're calling me. the day will break on this saddest day, so don't let me wake. i've heard this all before, and i've seen this over and over again. don't let me wake. drown me in a pool of my blood. it's getting harder just to breathe. i'll suffocate you faster just so you can't see, so you can't see me sleep. so you can't see me sleep. the day will break on this saddest day,

First Kiss
A FEELING THAT IS TENDER, A FEELING THAT IS NEW. A FEELING THAT IS GENTAL, A FEELING APPRESIATED BY SO FEW, A TASTE THAT IS SO SWEET,A TASTE THAT IS SO WONDERFUL, A CHOCOLATE THAT IS REAR,A TASTE THAT IS EVERMORE DELIGHTFUL, A TOUCH THAT IS SO PEACEFUL, A TOUCH THAT IS SO KIND, SO DELICATED AND SOFT,ATHOUGHT THAT IS SO PASSIONATE, A THOUGHT FILLED WITH SUCH DESIRE, A DREAM ON A DRIFTING CLOUD A THOUGHT OVER FLOWING WITH FIRE... A SMELL THAT'S ELECTRIFYING A SMELL THAT'S SO SWEET A STRAEBERRY WITH SOME CREAM. A SMELL THAT NO-ONE CAN BEAT A MEMORY FROM THE PAST. SOMETHING UNFORGOTTON A MEMORY WITH SOME LIGHTING A MEMORY NEVER FORGOTTON...

My Every Breath
This is a song I wrote for my bf James.. My Every Breath to feel your soft kiss smell your sweet smell the way you whisper in my ear I love you hunni I lay my head upon yourchest listening to your heart beat we lay in bed our embrace so tight softly kiss each others lips pulling me closer as we say goodnite Chorus: your my dream come true the love of my life your the lift in my every step my every breath morning comes to soon sun shining in our eyes little voice calls out for me I dont wanna leave your embrace but I know I must you lay there hugging the pillow as I leave you follow behind me as I grab the little one from his bed we cuddle on the couch you, me and him Chorus (repeat) you treat me better then anyone Iam happy to have you in our lives hug me, kiss me, hold me close, dont let me go the day will come when I say I dooo... I do love you, I wanna be with you forever kid growin up old age kickin me juss you and me, together we wi

Some Survey Or Another
FORTY QUESTIONS YOU'VE NEVER BEEN ASKED IN A SURVEY 1. Do you know anyone in Prison? yep. 2. Have you ever logged onto a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush's myspace? "actually no. If I don't trust the person, then I'm just not with them anymore." .amanda. = right. 3. When is the last time you ate Peanut butter and jelly? Never. Love PB but not with J. 4. Do you have a desk in your room? Which room? Living room yes, others no. 5. Have you ever gotten naked at a party? Hehehehe, yep. 6. What kind of car insurance do you have? State Farm 7. Are you named after one of your parents or grandparents? Nope 8. Does your first significant other still live in the same town as you? I'd be surprised if my first real S/O were here. Actually, on second thought, it would fit her (she trained horses) 9. Do you throw up gang signs? yes, but only if they are undercooked. 10. Have you ever broken a rib? Bruised yes, broken not afaik. 11. Would you rather be a girl o

Lithium
Lithium, don't want to lock me up inside. Lithium, don't want to forget how it feels without... Lithium, I want to stay in love with my sorrow. Oh but God I want to let it go. Come to bed, don't make me sleep alone. Couldn't hide the emptiness, you let it show. Never wanted it to be so cold. Just didn't drink enough to say you love me. I can't hold on to me, Wonder what's wrong with me. Lithium, don't want to lock me up inside. Lithium, don't want to forget how it feels without... Lithium, I want to stay in love with my sorrow. Don't want to let it lay me down this time. Drown my will to fly. Here in the darkness I know myself. Can't break free until I let it go. Let me go. Darling, I forgive you after all. Snything is better than to be alone. And in the end I guess I had to fall. Always find my place among the ashes. I can't hold on to me, Wonder what's wrong with me. Lithium, don't want to lock me up inside. Lithium, don't want to forget how it

This Is A Serious Request - Not A Contest - Please Read (repost)
OK. Here's the deal. One of my best friends in the world, Brandi 26, is getting married in real life this Sat (2-24-07). Her little sister Samantha 24, who is her maid of honor, was admitted into the hospital yesterday for having multiple seizures. Since being admitted she has now had over 40 seizures and the doctors have yet to find out what is causing it, much less stop it. We have had to cancel parts of the wedding already. I don't care what faith or relegion you are. I am asking for your prayers. Please pray and send healing energies to this family in their time of need. I will be doing everything I can, but I am only one. Please help. If you repost this, it would be very much appreciated. If you choose to make it sticky (I would but have no credit card) I will be amazed. Thank you all for your time!

Torn
I find myself at a crossroads, unsure which direction to take. Long story short: Told a gal how I felt, she didn't feel the same however. She started to date someone soon after etc etc.. She continues to lean on me about her current relationship, and I don't know if I can take it anymore with how I feel. Do I continue to be that friend, or do I put a stop to it? If you need more details.. ask.

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Someday soon the ignorance and greed in this world are going to make us reform to the instinct of the primitive evolutions that brought us into being. Some people are so oblivious that it really makes me wonder why we consider mentaly disabled people "retards", and the fact is that the greedy are going to feed off of those oblivious people. No matter the score the traits are always the same. Of course theres always the neutral approach, to just try your best not to participate. But once the greedy become unstoppable, you'll be forced to be the hunter or the hunted.

Job Interview Today
Well this week has been awesome I must say. Not only spiritual wise but in general.I lov the weather out right now pretty much every day I have had all my windows open and front adn back doors(I have screen doors on both-man I love living in an house so much better than an apartment). But I had my interview today at KumNGo and I feel really good about it. The way we talked and she was talking to me. I just wont know anything until next week. So I just pray in the mean time that I get called to substitute teach again. Licoln element here in town wanted me to sub all day today but since I had my interview I couldnt. And that is why I do want the job at Kum N Go so it wont interfere with my church schedule since but also so I can substitute teach or go find a part time job during the day. But I overall have a really good feeling bout the interview its just waiting patiently until they call me next week to let me know. So please be in prayer with me because I really need a job also and thi

Sorry
SO SORRY TO HAVE ONE OF MY PICTURES OFFENDED SOMEONE ON HERE ..AT THE TIME I UPLOADED IT IT WAS TO SMALL TO KNOW WHAT IT WAS TILL I ENLARGED IT AS SOON AS I SAW WHAT IT WAS I AUTO IT TO MY ADULT SECTION SOOO WHOEVER YOU ARE PLEASE FORGIVE.....

Cannot Be Contained...
SOMETIMES THE FIRE WE FEEL CANNOT BE TAMED, I HAVE SUCH A FIRE INSIDE OF ME, IT WILL NOT BE COOLED AND CANNOT BE CONTAINED, … HEAR ME NOW, I SAY TO YOU, THE BLOOD RUNS THICK, THE BLOOD RUNS THREW. COME TO ME TO FEED MY RAGE, RELEASE THIS ANIMAL FROM IT'S BITTERED CAGE. IT WANTS TO FEED, TASTE THE LUST, IT WANTS TO LOVE YOU TILL YOU ARE DUST. CRY TO ME SINNER, NO PRAYERS OFFERED HERE, I AM THE SEDUCER, I AM YOUR FEAR. ENTANGLE WITH ME, TAKE ME DOWN HARD, MOAN OF ITS PASSION AND RECKLESS REGARD. I PLAY FOR PLEASURE, YOUR PLEASURE TO PAIN, I FEED OF YOUR BODY, COURSE THREW YOUR VEINS. HEATED I RUSH YOU WITH PASSION AND BLISS, TAKING OF FIRE AND UNCALCULATED RISKS. I HUNGER FOR YOUR BODY, I DRINK OF YOUR SWEAT, NAILS TO YOUR FLESH, I HAVE NO REGRETS. THIS BURNING I FEEL SO DEEP INSIDE, I WANT YOU SO BADLY AS WE COLLIDE. RIPPING AND TEARING OF HEAVENLY SKIN, DIVING IN TO FEED AS I LET YOU WITH

Luck Of The Damned
have you ever noticed certain poeple have the best luck? i swear they the luck of the damned, cause everything falls perfectly for them. me, i have no luck at all. i wonder if you have to sign a contract from the devil to get good luck? if so, hell here i come....

I Apologize Women
i apologize 2 every women 4 saying slut or any other names. i am sorry. i know i need 2 learn how 2 treat women better. without women we men would be lost in this world.ladies u r welcomed 2 comment on this 4 my terrible behavior.

2 All You Sexy Asses Out There...
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What A Woman/man Really Means
What a woman says, what she really means... I need = I want We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I have a severe case of PMS Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house I want new curtains = I want new curtains, new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper... I need new shoes = the other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really goi

Different Types Of Sex
Social Security Sex... Two men were talking. "so how's your sex life?" "oh nothing special. I'm having Social Security Sex." Social Security Sex? "Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on. Loud Sex... A wife went in to see the therapist and said, "Ive got a big problem, doctor. Everytime were in bed and my husnabd climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell. "My dear, the shrink said" "thats completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." The problem is, "she complained, It wakes me up!" Quiet Sex... Tired of listless sex life,the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "how come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!" Confounded Sex... A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled was torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldnt cover the su

Lovers Lane
A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known Lovers Lane. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window. The young man lowers his window . "Uh, yes, officer?" The cop says: "What are you doing?" The young man says: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine." Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: "And her, what is she doing?" The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater." Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. ! Alone, in a car, at night in a Lover's Lane . . . and nothing prohibited is happening! The co p asks: "What's your age, young man?" The young man says : "I'm 2

Ho-hum
And so i have recently joined te ranks of the single, and have lost interest in most of the things i used to like doing, and just sit around in my room with the lights off. i'm impressed that i wrote this half-assed blog entry, given the amount of motivation i have.

Tears
As storm clouds roll in rain just about to begin Now coming down with a steady beat wetness standing in the streets Lightening crackling in the distance thunder rumbling just for an instance Tears from all the sad souls showering us mere mortals Sitting at the window sill as leaves roll across the hills Fond memories I do see of all who lived before me Lightening crackling in the distance thunder rumbling just for an instance Tears from all the sad souls showering us mere mortals

Don't Cry For Me
Please don't cry for me I am at peace you see All the suffering and the pain was not all to be in vain I served my time on land now next to him I stand So don't you cry for me no tears I want to see Look upon your very heart you will see there I am apart When the sun rises for the day there you will see me I pray Dancing upon the sun's beams and visiting you in your dreams So please don't cry for me for in life we all come to be Our souls shall intertwine as our bodies are left behind Upon the early morning's mist there our souls will exist So please don't cry for me from the pain I am free!

On Our Wedding Day
On our wedding day, I shall cry. Not knowing all, the reasons why. When you say, " I love you with all my heart" I know it will be. till death do us part. As we exchange, our wedding rings. Angels will, begin to sing. When it is said, son kiss your bride. True emotions we can, no longer hide. As we are introduced, as Mr. and Mrs. I will cover, you in kisses. The first time you, call me wife. I will know we, started our life!

Destiny
I awake, only to see. The destiny, I am to believe. How hard, can it be. For true love, to find me. I've been around, and dated. But they all, seemed overrated. A one night stand, is all they wanted. I'm sorry I, deserve something more united. I know who I am, and what I want, Sorry guys, me you cannot taunt. For the one who looks, in my eyes so deep. Is the one I, shall want to keep. All this, you see. Is the destiny in me!!!

Feb 27th Dow Declines 500 Pts Gold Down 20
Interesting day-Chinese markets go into decline. Watch COPPER prices! HUGE DEMAND IN CHINA! US MARKETS go into "correction" WORST DAY FOR US MARKETS SINCE 9/11/01!!!! DOW down 500 pts, NASDAQ, etc follow suit GOLD-Down from earlier $680+ to $663 per oz as of 5 PM PACIFIC TIME Greenspan says we are near recession-good indicator gold will rise, consistent with late 1970's price jump. Factor in inflation for 2007 versus 1979-1980, Gold could hit 1200+ per oz-(theoretically) If gold hits 1200 per oz....? How many people can tell me what that means for our economy? Or....how many of you DONT WANT TO KNOW?

My Dream
As I lay here, late at night. I gaze upon your picture, my heart starts to race. As I close my eyes, I see your face. When I drift off to sleep, into my veins you seep. I can feel you, touch my soul. On my heart, you pull. You fill every inch of me, with warm, radiant love. The early dawn shines down on my face, all I can do is sigh. So much love in this place, I awake, only to gaze into your eyes.

Two Tracks To Pain
You yell and you scream. Different tracks 2 trains building up steam. You kick and you punch. Call it all just a hunch. You say I, don't care. My feelings I won't share. Upon your knees, offering apologies. But, it is always the same. You and your damn games. When will, you learn. Your words, badly burn. Drowning in, my sorrow. Just keep waiting, for a better tomorrow!

I Narrated A Work Of Fiction
Hey everyone I had the opportunity to narrate a short Work of Fiction. I have to say that it was tough reading something out loud and into a microphone, but it was lots of fun. If you want to check it out and hear my wonderful, wonderful (scarcasm) voice go to http://www.inthebloodonline.com/lucien/ and click on Table #4. If you like that and I know will then check out the other short Work of Fictions and maybe just pony up the mear $5.00 and buy the full Work of Fictions "In The Blood I & II" Tammie

First Date
My ideal first date would be something like dinner or a walk somewhere like a beach or park. Movies you just dont get to know the person very well. Also somewhere that isnt really loud. Double dates can sometimes be fun too, depending on the other couple. I am also into military people that could be a must.I'm not the kind of a woman who expects to get laid on the first date. May be we go out to eat in a nice restaurant, have a couple of drinks, get to know each other better. Then if everything goes right, who knows !!!!

Meeting At 11:00
Meeting at 11:00 This morning when the Lord opened a window to Heaven, He saw me, and asked: "My child, what is your greatest wish for today?" I responded: "Lord please, take care of the person who is reading this message, their family and their special friends. They deserve it and I love them very much." The love of God is like the ocean, you can see its beginning, but not its end. This message works on the day you receive it. Let us see if it is true. ANGELS EXIST but sometimes, since they don't have wings, we call them FRIENDS. Pass this on to your true friends. Something good will happen to you at 11:00 in the morning; something that you have been waiting to hear. This is not a joke; someone will call you by phone or will speak to you about something that you were waiting to hear. Do not break this prayer; send it to a minimum of 5 people. BLESSINGS FOR 2006 ~ HUGS!

Nuclear Power
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. "The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?" "OK". she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." to which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

Cantaloop
Ladies and Gentlemen As you know we have something special for you At Birdland this evening A recording for Blue Note Records Yeah, yeah, yeah - what's that? Diddi-diddi bop Funky funky - yeah yeah - diddi-diddi bop How 'bout a big hand now? Wait, wait a minute Groovy groovy Jazzy funky pounce bounce dance As we dip in the melodic sea The rhythm keeps flowin, it drips to MC Sweet sugar pop, sugar pop rocks it pops ya Dont stop till the sweet beat drops I show and prove as a stick in move Hear the poems recited on top of the groove Smooth, mind, floating like a butterfly Notes start to float, suttle like a lullabye Brace yourself as the beat hits ya Dip trip, flip fantasia

Natural Flirt
You Are a Natural Flirt Believe it or not, you're a really effective flirt. And you're so good, you hardly notice that you're flirting. Your attitude and confidence make you a natural flirt. And the fact that you don't know it is just that more attractive! What Kind of Flirt Are You?

I Love This Bar-toby Keith
I Love This Bar (Toby Keith/Scott Emerich) We got winners, We got losers, Chain smokers and boozers, We got yuppies, We got bikers, We got thirsty hitchhikers. And the girls next door dress up like movie stars. Mmmm, I love this bar. We got cowboys, We got truckers, Broken-hearted fools and suckers, We got hustlers, We got fighters, Early birds and all-nighters, And the veterans talk about their battle scars. Mmmm, I love this bar. Chorus I love this bar. It's my kind of place. Just walkin' through the front door puts a big smile on my face. It ain't too far. Come as you are. Mmmm, I love this bar. We got short skirts, We got high techs, Blue collar boys and rednecks. We got lovers, Lotsa lookers, I've even seen dancin' girls and hookers. And we like to drink our beer from a Mason jar. Mmmm, I love this bar...Yes, I do. Instrumental Interlude I like my truck. I like my girl friend. I like to take her out to dinner. I like a movie now and

Shattered Dreams
Some Johnny Hates Jazz So much for your promises They died the day you let me go Caught up in a web of lies But it was just too late to know I thought it was you Who would stand by my side And now youve given me, given me Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams Feel like I could run away, run away From this empty heart You said youd die for me Woke up to reality And found the future not so bright I dreamt the impossible That maybe things could work out right I thought it was you Who would do me no wrong (chorus) From this empty heart I thought it was you who youd die for love (chorus) Oh no no no - you said youd die for me Oh oh, oh oh, die for me So much for your promises

Children Of The World
tonight I sit here thinking of what tomorrow will look like today, you came to me with a huge hug caught me by surprise and saw into your big brown eyes a smile, and a vision that I hope for you there will always be beauty tonight I become scared a fear, I have known since my childhood while, all my friends played and laughed, I sat in silence in the playground wondering the same thing what will tomorrow bring and so, everday I sit right here and sing watch over them be with them in their hearts touch them in their heart teach them let them learn to sing let them learn to pray and let them learn to teach the love, the beauty they share amongst each others when children play let you light shine upon them the hope for tomorrow then I wonder if someone, thinks like me as the days have shown me in dreams, in thought this, I have in my heart speaks, and I become scared afr

Oh No.
I don't want to freak my friends out or anything and no one reads this so.. that's why I'm writing here. I think I'm really sick. I don't know if it's from the fever, nausea, or just because I'm tired but I was trying to take a shower, and I got really dizzy and almost passed out. So I called my mom and her and my sister had to take me out of the shower and make me take a bath. My mom said she's going to take me to the doctor tomorrow because I don't get sick like this. I know I'm probably freaking out after what happened to Lisa but it's scary. Oh well. My stomach actually feels better.. and I'm just extremely tired. So night all.

Tom Joyner's Fantastic Voyage Cruise
TOM JOYNER'S FANTASTIC VOYAGE CRUISE Place: Miami, Florida (Ports - San Juan,PR - Casa de Campo, Dominican Republic -Coco Cay, Bahamas) Cruise Line: Royal Caribbeans' Freedom Of The Seas Date: May 20 - May 27, 2007 Comments: Joyner is planning on seeing you on the 2007 Fantastic Voyage®. Now in its ninth year, the adult-only seven-day, six-night cruise, will set sail once again. Activities include everything from a 'you-won't-believe-it-unless-you-see- it' beach party, a Mardi Gras Party that rivals any Fat Tuesday event, poolside games, Bid Whist, Dominoes and informational, instructional and inspirational seminars.

Ocho Rios Jazz Festival
OCHO RIOS JAZZ FESTIVAL Place: Ocho Rios Jamaica Date: June 10-17, 2007 Comments: Ocho Rios brings its brand of jazz on the beautiful islands of Jamaica. The Ocho Rio Jazz Festival gives you the best in entertainment, festivities and culture. In three years the festival grew from one to eight days and became the Caribbean's complete jazz vacation, featuring the greatest names in Jamaican Jazz as well as the very best of international fare. It boasts a Youth Programme, daily free concerts, a large-scale Photo Exhibition and events large and small going on simultaneously all over the Island--Kingston, Montego Bay, Negril, Runaway Bay--Ocho Rios.

Essence Music Festival
ESSENCE MUSIC FESTIVAL Place: New Orleans, Lousiana Date: July 5-7, 2007 Comments: The largest african american family festival in the country. Over 250,000 people attend New Orleans for a mix of Jazz, R&B, Food, socializing, networking, concerts, speaker series and more. It's the #1 event during the July Holiday weekend.

Im So Confused
ok well i have really let myself fall for this guy but it seems he is acting distant n dont want nothin to do with me.. he says he does want to continue u talkin n all that good stuff but it just dont feel like it anymore:-(

Cruel Reality
Cruel Reality - Why is it not perfect? - Not a dream from my mind Cuz life is cruel and efficient And hard and mean and real - Why are they pretty when I’m not, I wonder It’s a façade They cry in bed and lament their VD All are miserable Or naïve and stupid And everything is hard Exhausting truly - Where shall I find the strength? Don’t be such a fucking pussy! Just finish the task and shut the fuck up! Then the next! Then the next! Then the next! Then die by Lobo Aru

Sadness
Within this burdened breast lies a heavy saddened heart, this weight tortures rest of it you were a part. Now torn from my grasp, forever it would seem, this loneliness to never lapse so empty have I been. Once more, your embrace I need to dispel this wretched grief. From it I must be freed, with your compassion my relief. Come back and take my hand to comfort and to hold, end my devastation, if you can, and soothe my aching soul. © Andi 2007

My Mythological Creature (pfftt I Need To Figure Out My Real Creature First)
You Are a Mermaid You are a total daydreamer, and people tend to think you're flakier than you actually are. While your head is often in the clouds, you'll always come back to earth to help someone in need. Beyond being a caring person, you are also very intelligent and rational. You understand the connections of the universe better than almost anyone else. What Mythological Creature Are You?

The Part Of Me That No One Sees
The Part of You That No One Sees You are compassionate, caring, and soothing. You like other people to depend on you... In fact, you don't feel right unless you are helping someone out. Underneath it all, you feel the burden of everyone's problems. Without your guidance, you fear that many people's worlds would fall apart. You like to feel in charge, even if it brings you a lot of stress. What's the Part of You That No One Sees?

Coheed And Cambria
You could've been all I wanted But you weren't honest Now get in the ground You choked off the surest of favors But if you really loved me You would've endured my world Well you're just as I presumed A whore in sheep's clothing Fucking up all I do And if so here we stop Then never again Will you see this in your life Hang on to the glory at my right hand Here laid to rest is our love ever longed With truth on the shores of compassion You seem to take premise to all of these songs You stormed off to scar the armada Like Jesus played letter, I'll drill through your hands The stone for the curse you have blamed me With love and devotion, I'll die as you sleep But if you could just write me out To neverless wonder... happy will I become Be true that this is no option, So with sin I condemn you Demon play, demon out! Hang on to the glory at my right hand Here laid to rest is our love ever longed With truth on the shores of compassion You seem to take pre

*sex Advice*
"Sex Advice" 40 Ways Men Fail In Bed 1. NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out non essentials. A properly passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2. BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3. NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin, which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. 4. SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them. 5. BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp do

Waiting : A Poem From A Friend
I wait for you, anxious to see your face. I stand and watch, looking for the first sign of your arrival. I finally see you, I take a second look to make sure you're really there. My pulse races and I crack a smile, this is what I've been waiting for. You begin to approach, you say, "Sorry, I'm late." I say, "No problem." But I think to myself, 'I'd have waited forever.'

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"I Became Insane Through Long Intervals Of Horrible Sanity." - EDGAR ALLEN POE "I Have Loved The Stars Too Fondly To Be Fearful Of The Night." - SARAH WILLIAMS "NEVER Go To Sleep Angry.....Stay Up & PLOT Your REVENGE!!!" - Unknown

Homiez
(I know you ain't there That's why I just want to let you know something bro You all know I love you You all know you're my homies And eh... Alright we'll talk later - peace!) [Violent J] Let me ask you this about this life we live And let me try to swerve some of this attention you give To them distant ass relatives over ham dinner If they really missed you so much Why don't they just call a (Muthafucka) ? If you wasn't blood, would you still have love? Or infact does the blood make you think you have to love? Look, I probably love my family more than anybody here But my homies are family too, 3rd cousins' get outta here Who was you with when you got tattooed? And who was you trippin' with when you did them mushrooms? And who the fuck threw up all over your car? And then felt worse than you about that shit in the morning? (Friends ya'll) [Shaggy 2 Dope] Who loaned you money, homie? Who owes you cash? (Who?) Who taught you how to use the b

Week 40
- After a call alerts him to the fact that Luthor has taken Natasha hostage, Steel rolls thick into the LexCorp home office. With the aid of the Teen Titans, the fully armored John Henry pretty much whoops on Infinity Inc. all the way to the penthouse. However, that’s when things get tricky. Everyman (in giant crab form) puts the squeeze on the metal-plated hero, shattering Steel’s armor before falling to his death (punk). And just as Steel is about to haul out and slug Luthor, the bald one reveals his powers by blasting Irons 12 ways from Sunday. A few bouts of hammer-stabbing, grimacing, X-raying and technology-employing (thanks to Natasha) later, and Luthor is out of commission, leaving room for a heartfelt uncle-niece reunion. And it was so totally, TOTALLY awesome... Away from the triumph in Metropolis, things have gone from bad to biblical in Kahndaq, where everything from plagues to torrential storms continually crush the spirit of the people…and Osiris. Finally, the teen

Week 41
- Ambushed by bounty hunters in outer space, Adam Strange bursts into their pursuer’s ship after his own vessel was incapacitated. Unfortunately in the process, Starfire is wounded by a harpoon to the shoulder. - Renee Montoya returns to Nanda Parbat, after spending time in the mountains with monks when Charlie died. There she seeks Richard Dragon in an ice cage and proceeds to spar with him. The fight ends with her unable to deal with “who she can become” and she runs out. - At Haven Correctional Facility, Ralph Dibny speaks to a caretaker about Dr. Morrow’s miraculous escape, explaining that the recently installed cameras contained microscopic teleportation equipment. However, his true reason for going to the facility was to take the Silver Wheel of Nyorlath from Professor Milo’s wheelchair. He quickly uses the Helmet of Fate to teleport away under the words “The final hour is upon us.” - In the meantime, Montoya converses with a woman she meets in the courtyard of the templ

May The Luck Of The Irish Be With You
The Irish holiday is fast approaching, get out your green, cleanse that liver and prepare to drink until you can’t remember. May the luck of the Irish be with you when the many of you get into your cars at the end of the night barely able to stand up, may those of you unfortunate enough to be the designated driver have the patients of an Angel. And for all of you out there have a great time doing whatever it is you will undoubtedly be doing.

Ah That Was Too Much.
so i'm sitting in my car this morning heating it up when my mother pulls up to the house, parks her car, and runs right to me telling me to open the window. she then proceedes to ask me if i knew that Altoids had 2% alcohol in them. I thought it was too cute cause she looked so proud of herself. She got a kiss for that one. =) My parents are the best.

Australian Tourism
These questions about Australia were posted on an Australian Tourism website. Obviously the answers came from fellow Aussies.....just trying to help: Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK) A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die. Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA) A: Depends how much you've been drinking. Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden) A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water... Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK) A: What did your last slave die of? Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA) A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not... oh forget it. Sur

And The Rain Falls Down
and the rain falls on me every drop tells me life a story that was fogotten awakening of the deep in a mind and a heart a flow of beauty in water to form and shape where it lays it also lives, wild and free go where it may dream water will give water will take the spirit the power the strength the life and the rain falls down on me

Then She Smiled
...then she smiled and my heart, sank like a rock I smiled back, and thoughts of poetry begin to fall like snow a slow moving drift when each words land they melt, to my sunk'n heart beautiful feelings, beautiful emotions waking, like the dawn of a new day her dark brown eyes turns to copper, when she looks to the sun as her hair, flows with her motion a silly smile, sticks to my face as she turns, with a smile music plays in my mind beautifly, as my words turn to song if you only knew, the beauty you have shared with me your smile, your eyes, and your long hair flowing with your movements, so gracefull, so smooth as I get carried away, no I wont, no I will not fall in love with you, its crazy, to feel like this for an angel then, with her beautiful brown eyes she sees my thoughts, and hears my song she spreads her wings, tall and wide she smiles, then she flies away to the sky she swoops through the clouds, and

Surveyyy Because I'm Bored
MY AUTOBiOGRAPHY: Fill this out in YOUR OWN WORDS and repost as "My Autobiography" Prologue 1. Where did you take your default pic? UHHHHH. AT SOMEONE'S HOUSE. 2. What exactly are you wearing right now? a tank top and some panties. 3. What is your current problem? if i want to go to the beach or not. 4.What makes you happy? fruity pebbles 5. What's the name of the song that you're listening to? uhh baby boy... YES. 6. Has anyone you've been really close with passed away? yes. 7. Do you ever watch MTV? yessss. the hills.

Grandma Gose To Court
Grandma Goes to Court Defense Attorney: What is your age? Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you? Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defense Attorney: Did you know him? Little Old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly. Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down beside you? Little Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? Little Old Woman: No, I didn't stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away 30 years ago. Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little Old Woman: No, I did not stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Woman: W

Love
you can fall from the sky you can fall from a tree but the best way to fall is in love with me i took it once i took it twice you were the virgin i stole it from night after night day after day all you could think about is how good the sex is sex is like a drug once you've done it you get addicted and want more cuz the more u do it the better it gets and once you find that one person that u fall in love with don't ever let go

Passion Released
Good morning dear friend... At night I lay cozy in my bed, While images of you dance through my head. You are standing there naked for me to see. You are beautiful and vibrant, a total fantasy. You walk slowly towards me with that look in your eye. That wanting, haunting look that gets me so high. Come closer my love and closer still. I have a void I want you to fill. Reach out your hand and caress my face, Oh please, oh please pick up the pace. I want you so bad I could just scream or cry. Touch my neck, now my breast, now my thigh... I feel your hot breath upon my cool skin, I feel your hardness probing to get in. My body painfully aches for yours, I want you inside me... on all fours. Now enter my love, and feel this pure bliss, Fuck me, suck me, seal it with a kiss. Faster and deeper, now slow and then steady. I wanna make you climax, are you almost ready? Your breath and your moaning are growing strong, I realize now that it will not be

Daddy's Girl
I was the first born of 4 kids and I was the only girl. I had a special bond with my Dad...I was a "DADDY'S GIRL" all the way...lol...I loved him more than anything and I knew he loved me. He is the only one in my life that accepted me for exactly who I was...he truly loved everything about me the good and the bad...and yes ...there is some bad lol I am not perfect! He never asked or wanted me to change anything about myself...not my personality...not my opinion...not how I looked and he never wanted me to change how I felt about anything...he said to me once...that is what leads you...follow it! When I was little I wanted to marry my Dad I wanted to be with him forever...its funny even at 29 when I went to visit him I would feel something inside of me turn back into a 4 year old little girl that would just look up at her Dad in awe...the love I felt from him for me always made me feel no matter what life was dealing out to me I was going to be alright...because no matter what...I knew

Someday We'll Know Lyrics
Ninety miles outside Chicago Can't stop driving I don't know why So many questions I need an answer Two years and later You're still on my mind Whatever happened to Amelia Earhart? Who holds the stars up in the sky? Is true love just once in a lifetime? Did the captain of the Titanic cry? Ohhh..... Someday we'll know If love can move a mountain Someday we'll know Why the sky is blue Someday we'll know Why I was meant for you Does anybody know the way to Atlantis? Or what the wind says when she cries? I'm speeding by the place that I met you For the ninety-seventh time tonight Someday we'll know If love can move a mountain Someday we'll know Why the sky is blue Someday we'll know Why I was meant for you Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Someday we'll know Why Samson loved Delilah One day I'll go Dancing on the moon Someday you'll know That I was the one for you I bought a ticket to the end of the rainbow Watched the stars crash in the sea If I cou

Trouble...
I'm not quite sure where to start but writing has always helped me... I have the best boyfriend in the world, he use to be the guy that I couldnt wait to come home to everyday after work to just lay around in bed with him and our dogs... He would tell me how much he loved me everyday and tell me how cute he thought I was, He was my perfect man, he is the guy that I want to marry one day and hopefully raise a family with.. Lately for some reason I dont know why but I keep fucking things up, and losing him is my worst fear in the world... I feel like I am not enough for him now and I think it shows to him, He is the only guy that has ever treated me decently and that scares me it in shoved in my head that all guys I am with are going to cheat and fuck around on me, and just have me there to be someone to come home to... and I know that Corey isnt that kinda guy, he has shown that day in and day out for the last 7 months, and I guess this is the only way that I could tell him that I know

Hello
Hello, I just thought I would tell you a little about me. I am a single mother of 2 little boys. I am a very trustworthy, honest and loyal friend. I know I sound like I am talkin about a dog. lol You can ask anymore who actually knows me I am what I say. I am always looking for friends. I am not much in to the dating sence and I am not keen on clubbing. I don't do one night stands. So if thats what you are after you can look else were. I want friends. I am not a big drinker either. I treat everyone with respect and I feel I deserve the same. If you want to know anything else about me you just need to ask me. Talk to you later Irishangel~

My Attempt At A Childs Poem.. Dr. Nibbles.
Dr. Nibbles fat and round chubby face hands like a clown laughs and giggles deep underground. Candles a glow- all lights are low wiggly worms crawl to and fro. Potions are a brew they bubble deep blue add one drop of fresh morning dew. His lab O.R. Dor assistant can be quite persistent then again name one who isn't. Speaking of him O.R. Dor that is hear the tail that is his here's one you just shouldn't miss. It happened long ago late on night lightning flashed gave the doctor a fright he made a mistake and nothing went right. His dog they say scurried around he jumped and played more then allowed you see Dr. Nibbles had just rescued him from the pound. He showed his joy just a little too much, and knocked over stuff not meant to be touched. Dr. Nibbles face grew quite grim, until his Labrador began to talk to him. He became very smart, and talked a lot! So much in fact, Dr. Nibbles forgot, He forgot all a

A More Personal Time.
Clifford's Funeral Home Sunday March 2001 11:00am Taylor stood inside the door every time she got close to escape for a few minutes of private time something or someone brought her back into the main room. She was suffocating, so many faces passing by her most had no clue what was really going on. They were there to mourn the death of a young man gone before what they believed to be his time. Looking around she never felt so alone. Her sister and her mother sat at the front of the room oblivious to all that had happened, all that was said. Lynn stood strong accepting the false promises given to her from Taylor's family. She realized growing up a lot of them said what they needed to, to justify there actions for the past. The display Taylor had seen that afternoon disgusted her, their family was unable for one day to set aside petty differences to say good-bye to someone they all claimed to love and yet, never attempted to see. Her Aunt Trisha and the youngest

The Abc's Of Happiness
RECOVER YOUR HAPPINESS I LOVE THIS... A--Accept Accept others for who they are and for the choices they've made even if you have difficulty understanding their beliefs, motives, or actions. B--Break Away Break away from everything that stands in the way of what you hope to accomplish with your life. C--Create Create a family of friends whom you can share your hopes, dreams, sorrows, and happiness with. D--Decide Decide that you'll be successful and happy come what may, and good things will find you. The roadblocks are only minor obstacles along the way. E--Explore Explore and experiment. The world has much to offer, and you have much to give. And every time you try something new, you'll learn more about yourself. F--Forgive Forgive and forget. Grudges only weigh you down and inspire unhappiness and grief. Soar above it, and remember that everyone makes mistakes. G--Grow Leave the childhood monsters behind. They can no longer hurt you or stand in your w

Something To Offend Everyone?
Something to offend everyone What is a Yankee? The same as a Quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag. Why is divorce so expensive? (

Questions...
?????QUESTIONS ???? If you had a Day to live who would you Spend it with?: What is your Goal in Life?: Do you think you are attractive?: Are you single? Your best physical feature?: What physical feature on someone attracts you?: When do you want to get married?: What is your Heritage?: Would you rather find true love or be a millionaire?: What kind of CAR do you drive?: Do you have any Tattoos?: Describe yourself in 1 word?: What's something you wish you could understand better?: Are you a good cook? whats your best dish?: Honestly, are you open with your emotions?: Ever cried yourself to sleep?: What do you do when you're mad?: Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?: what is your favorite Cologne/Perfume?: When people say they think you are good looking/pretty are u happy?: Whats your 3 Favorite places 2 eat?: Whats your 3 Favorite Bands?: what are 3 of your all time Favorite songs?: what are your 3 all time

I Want To Know...
YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU I want to know 28 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. You're on my list, so let me know who I am friends with. JUST HIT REPLY TO SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A MESSAGE THEN, REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BULLETIN. (male/female answer accordingly) 1. Can you cook? 2. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator? 3. What talent do you wish you had? 4. Favorite place? 5. Favorite vegetable? 6. What was the last book you read? 7. Are you Dirty or Clean? 8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 9. Worst Habit? HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Do we know each other outside of MySpace? 2. What's your philosophy on life? 3. Negative or Optimistic? 4. What was your dream growing up? 5. Worst thing to ever happen to you? 6. Would you give me money or a slap in the face? 7. Tell m

Rambling On... About Life And Such!
I just wanted to update a little bit. It has been a little bit of time since I have paid much attention to this. I just got back to Madison today after a week long visit to Bloomington. I stayed with my best friend Amy and her baby and boyfriend. I have some new pics of me and the kid...check them out. We didn't really do much but that was the beauty of it. Just relaxing with good friends and having some great times with that adorable kid! She really makes me want one super bad. I go back and forth with this... do I want a child? Nah...not right now! Are you sure about that? No, I really REALLY want one! I think it all boils down to finding the right father. I am pretty old school when it comes to kids though. I was raised with two very loving parents and I want my children to have the same king of up-bringing that I did. I want the father to be around. I want the child to be created out of love, not out of a passionate accident. However, at this point in my life, I

Letter To Love
Maybe I did not treat you kind But no love will I ever find… again That will make me blind With tears of love I want you to know sweetheart Where ever I go My heart belongs to you I know there are more kinds of love God may take you away before he takes me But remember… Whichever way we might go My love will stay part of you Every blink of the eye Or an angel’s sigh Will be a token of my love for you Baby never feel sorry for being part of me You are a gift from….God That came into my life You made me feel again… love again You saved my heart from dying Oh!! I still do cry… that ain’t no lie It just shows my most inner emotions And the surety my heart does not lie If I had a choice Of where I would be right now Or even the day I have to die… It would be in your arms And when ever it is your time to go I want you to know I will be there with you I would love to hold you in my arms And have the privilege To die with you

X-files
Sweetest dreams Penetration Awakes reality O’ No!! X-Files of love Erased all doubts in my mind Regardless any M I S U N D E R S T A N D I N G S True love never forsakes A love that’s unconditional It handles any back draw in life Like another sweet moment with you In full harmony Makes me happy Love is kind No not judge-mental In good times or in bad Real thoughts And wonderful dreams Reflections Of your beauty so true Another memory Of you!!

Diving In The Waters
Mesmerized by the beauty of your form, my passion rises like a flame that’s fed by airy desires. My tongue salivates with just the thought of touching you. My lips are trembling as they nibble a circle ‘round the nipples of your breasts. Kisses are planted along the way, like ribbons tied, to mark the path traveled beyond the navel to that lucious garden where dreams are fulfilled. With a deep breath, I dive into the warm waters to discover that we are one. We are in tune with each other’s vibrations and the tension mounts until we both explode in perfect harmony. In a moment of complete contentment, I fall into dream in your embrace and tomorrow doesn’t matter.

Why?
My soul aches, My heart breaks. A tear in my eye, I'll forever cry. I wish my pain away, I wish it away today. Why does it hurt so bad, Does this make her glad? Why does she douse my inner flame? Was this breakup my blame? What did I do to deserve this? I just wish I could have one last kiss. Why am I so heartbroken? A depressed soul I'll always be, Everyone will always see. I will be strong, Because he was wrong. This is now the past, It's going very fast. Love so simple, but hard to say, It keeps me living another day. I'm drowning in thoughts of how things use to be, My chest was shut tight, complete with purity. It's been a bad day, I'll try letting it not show, Another sad day, I'm just letting it go. Why am I so heartbroken?

The Magic Of Love
Found this on a yahoo 360 page The Magic Of Love Love is like magic And it always will be. For love still remains Life's sweet mystery! Love works in ways That are wondrous and strange And there's nothing in life That love cannot change! Love can transform The most commonplace Into beauty and splendor And sweetness and grace. Love is unselfish, Understanding and kind, For it sees with it's heart And not with it's mind! Love is the answer That everyone seeks.... Love is the language, That every heart speaks. Love can't be bought, It is priceless and free, Love, like pure magic, Is life's sweet mystery!

Wanted!!!
WANTED ! New Girl Friend Someone who won't play with my emotions and try to use and abuse me.... Must live within 25 Miles of Clinton, be single and looking for a SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP! If interested, Please Message me, I am totaly serious about this. It is not a Joke........ Chris

- Sigh -
I just got back from the movies. I had to take Ella with me. It was hard work, and kinda of annoying, but my friends enjoyed it. I hated the feeling of being a mom though. It was scary. and everyone was looking at me as if I had lost my mind. Thank God that situation wasn't real. :/ Eh. I'm heart broken. As usual. Go figure. LALALALALAaaaa. My brother has his name on some firefighter wall. :] It's real sad... I wish I could have gone, but I didn't... Oh well.

Song Of My Heart
my heart contracts, my mind focuses my spirit connects, a gathering of expression swallow my spit, clear my throat eternal light burns, speaks words life grows, a fire flower in my heart the sound of water, as it crashes againts earth the sound of wind, as it blows through the canyons the sound of clouds, forming in the sky the sound of fire, raging on logs then a whistle screams in the atmosphere I wonder, if I am the only one who hears as I let free my voice, my thoughts the release of my song waking the tired, with a gentle voice the fire livens, the charcoal sparkle the holy people speak to the interpretter my songs begins to move, begins to dance and sway life happens, goodness released, happiness awakened a singer follows, he expresses with my voice then another, and another, and another soon, many are singing together the tune moving hearts and minds tears falling, memories of one time memories of not so long a

Important Just So You Know
Margarine was originally manufactured to fatten turkeys. When it killed the turkeys, the people who had put all the money into the research wanted a payback so they put their heads together to figure out what to do with this product to get their money back. It was a white substance with no food appeal so they added the yellow coloring and sold it to people to use in place of butter. How do you like it? They have come out with some clever new flavorings. DO YOU KNOW..the difference between margarine and butter? Read on to the end as it gets more interesting! Both have the same amount of calories but.... Butter: Is slightly higher in saturated fats at 8 grams compared to 5 grams. Increases the absorption of many other nutrients in other foods. Has many nutritional benefits where margarine has a few only because they are added! Tastes much better than margarine and can enhance the flavors of other foods. Has been around for centuries where margarine has been around for

Burning
I never got over How your beauty set your body aflame With the intensity of a billion suns Radiant … Glorious … At times, your presence overwhelmed my senses And your splendor would blind me So that I would have to take refuge In the only place I knew could possibly shelter me Within the embrace of your fiery heart And the warmth of your succulent soul And so as the stars would turn their plasma into envy And the seas would evaporate from your vibrant glance I would feed upon your magnificence And absorb myself within your tireless rays For I knew you would always be there for me And bring light to my darkened days Even when I am a million miles away You are always burning brightly inside me

Distant
There is an extraordinary look to your face The likes of which I have seldom seen in you A haunting yet sensuous expression Arousing my senses Exciting me with your salacious silence That’s what I love about you How your presence moves into me Without any effort The mystery in your smile And the elusiveness of your eyes Your natural inclination To say so much without uttering a word How your thoughts sail on the wind Making their home upon the mist Settling on my face While covering my entire being Suggestive thoughts Vibrant with the look of love Seductive thoughts As effortless as your eyelashes winking So far-off yet so overpowering Drawing me closer into your distant embrace

A Palette
On the table A large bowl of fruit Complements her eyes The sweet nectar of life Luring her passion To taste the colors only flesh tones offer As the black and white silhouette Of his presence Outlines the gray matter in her substance … A spectrum of suspense Dances about a marble fireplace And around a mahogany bed Heated impulses restlessly slumber … Through the window She watches the city dance Across shadows of dusk and neon And imagines herself Within mysterious arms Of someone she knows but cannot remember Here, the drama of hidden lifetimes Bounces off the glass skyscrapers And captures the horizon of her thoughts She wonders what tomorrow will bring Perhaps she’ll be lying across the table Like a palette Coloring the fruits of their desires

Letter To The Taliban From The Citizens Of The Usa*******
Letter from the citizens of the USA Dear Osama Bin Laden, Yasser Arafat, and Sadam Hussein We are pleased to announce that we unequivocally accept your challenge to an old-fashioned game of whoop-ass. Now that we understand the rule that there are no rules, we look forward to playing by them for the first time. Since this game is a winner-take-all, we unfortunately are unable to invite you to join us at the victory celebration. But rest assured that we will toast you -- LITERALLY. While we will admit that you are off to an impressive lead, it is however now our turn at the plate. By the way, we will be playing on your court now. Batter up. Sincerely, The 270,000,000 citizens of the United States of America

A Made Up Story For Your Entertainment
One day, a man said to his wife.'Honey, there are certain needs that I have and I don't think you can fulfill them.' The wife being scared that their marriage will be destroyed, said 'what is it? Maybe I can help you'. The husband hesitated and then said 'I want some excitment in our marriage'.'So?'. The husband let out a great sigh and just walked away. The following days went on with great silence. One day, the wife decided to give her husband a surprise and tell him that she was going to New York that night but actually she was going to make a romantic night. After sending the kids to their friends houses,(for sleepovers) the wife lit up candles and threw rose petals leading to the bedroom. She then wore the sexy costume that she had bought which only covered her nipples and she wore a thong. She waited in the bedroom with her eyes closed, waiting for her husband to come back. Suddenly the doors opened and somebody came in. The wife knew it was her husband. The person came in and th

My Passion Is Brown
Your Passion is Brown You are both a sensitive and sensual lover. Warm and deep, you are tuned into the needs of your lover. Verbal foreplay is crucial to you. Words can make or break your mood. For you, sex is a 24 hour a day thing - you can't separate it from love. What Color Is Your Passion?

What It's Like
Alot of days it sucks hind tit! I can't wake up in the morning and when I do life blows. See, I have Systemic Lupus (SLE) so everyday something new hurts. The meds help some, but only so much. My kids (the 2 oldest)drive me NUTZ every friggin day about myspace or email, then screw up the computer ! Then I am forced to have CT withdrawls! My little anklebiters pick up new words every day, like retard & buttface....nice huh? SMACK! My hubby has at least 5 rooms in the house under construction & the roof leaks in EVERY room b/c HE just HAD to START fixing it HIMSELF! WTF????????? HELLO!!!!!!! My brand new ceilings are RUINED! So, I just go about my life. Some days I wanna just run away. Get in the car & drive until I can say I am lost. BUT, being the responsible mommy that I am,,,,,, I stay.

More Old Poetry
i can see the pain in your eyes and its killin me i can feel the pain in your touch and its hurting me i dont want to feel the pain anymore its killing me to think of all the negative i wish for things to be the way it used to be something has changed in your voice i dont want to fight anymore i just want to move on with life something has changed in your actions you used to bring me into you now you push me away why do you?? bring me into your arms let me embrace you and our love let me wipe away your tears let me heal you with my love

Yet Another Blog I Have Started
so yea, i have created yet ANOTHER blogging site. but quite frankly, i think its cuz im ready to get a divorce from myspace. myspace was fun while it lasted. its caused some fun times and some times full of drama, but now its time to move on. so lets see what cherry tap has to offer......

I Hate Myself.
i hate you. so much. i hate how you do this to me. you hate when people play games with you. but what about me? what about when you play games with me? i don't know if you're telling me the truth. and i so want to believe you. because i'm in love with you. and i hate it.

What Year Were You Born Under???
You Were Born Under: Fierce and courageous - you are the king of every situation. You pounce and attack, until others give you want you want. Daring and magnetic, you inspire others to follow your lead. And while you're wild at heart, you have some hidden soft spots. You are most compatible with a Horse or Dog. What Year Were You Born Under?

Wednesday Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Mick Foley, Otto And George, More Macbooks, New Videos
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Chapter 3 { The War Of The Worlds
I found a little crowd of perhaps twenty people sur- rounding the huge hole in which the cylinder lay. I have already described the appearance of that colossal bulk, em- bedded in the ground. The turf and gravel about it seemed charred as if by a sudden explosion. No doubt its impact had caused a flash of fire. Henderson and Ogilvy were not there. I think they perceived that nothing was to be done for the present, and had gone away to breakfast at Henderson's house. There were four or five boys sitting on the edge of the Pit, with their feet dangling, and amusing themselves--until I stopped them--by throwing stones at the giant mass. After I had spoken to them about it, they began playing at "touch" in and out of the group of bystanders. Among these were a couple of cyclists, a jobbing gardener I employed sometimes, a girl carrying a baby, Gregg the butcher and his little boy, and two or three loafers and golf caddies who were accustomed to hang about the railway station. T

Chapter 5 { The War Of The Worlds
CHAPTER FIVE THE HEAT-RAY After the glimpse I had had of the Martians emerging from the cylinder in which they had come to the earth from their planet, a kind of fascination paralysed my actions. I remained standing knee-deep in the heather, staring at the mound that hid them. I was a battleground of fear and curiosity. I did not dare to go back towards the pit, but I felt a pas- sionate longing to peer into it. I began walking, therefore, in a big curve, seeking some point of vantage and continually looking at the sand heaps that hid these new-comers to our earth. Once a leash of thin black whips, like the arms of an octopus, flashed across the sunset and was immediately with- drawn, and afterwards a thin rod rose up, joint by joint, bearing at its apex a circular disk that spun with a wobbling motion. What could be going on there? Most of the spectators had gathered in one or two groups --one a little crowd towards Woking, the other a knot of people in the di

Chapter 17 { The War Of The Worlds
CHAPTER SEVENTEEN THE "THUNDER CHILD" Had the Martians aimed only at destruction, they might on Monday have annihilated the entire population of London, as it spread itself slowly through the home counties. Not only along the road through Barnet, but also through Edgware and Waltham Abbey, and along the roads eastward to South- end and Shoeburyness, and south of the Thames to Deal and Broadstairs, poured the same frantic rout. If one could have hung that June morning in a balloon in the blazing blue above London every northward and eastward road running out of the tangled maze of streets would have seemed stippled black with the streaming fugitives, each dot a human agony of terror and physical distress. I have set forth at length in the last chapter my brother's account of the road through Chipping Barnet, in order that my readers may realise how that swarming of black dots appeared to one of those con- cerned. Never before in the history of the world had such a mass of h

Book 2 Chapter 18 { The War Of The Worlds
BOOK TWO THE EARTH UNDER THE MARTIANS CHAPTER ONE UNDER FOOT In the first book I have wandered so much from my own adventures to tell of the experiences of my brother that all through the last two chapters I and the curate have been lurking in the empty house at Halliford whither we fled to escape the Black Smoke. There I will resume. We stopped there all Sunday night and all the next day--the day of the panic--in a little island of daylight, cut off by the Black Smoke from the rest of the world. We could do nothing but wait in aching inactivity during those two weary days. My mind was occupied by anxiety for my wife. I figured her at Leatherhead, terrified, in danger, mourning me already as a dead man. I paced the rooms and cried aloud when I thought of how I was cut off from her, of all that might hap- pen to her in my absence. My cousin I knew was brave enough for any emergency, but he was not the sort of man to realise danger quickly, to rise prompt

Book 2 Chapter 21 { The War Of The Worlds
21 CHAPTER FOUR THE DEATH OF THE CURATE It was on the sixth day of our imprisonment that I peeped for the last time, and presently found myself alone. Instead of keeping close to me and trying to oust me from the slit, the curate had gone back into the scullery. I was struck by a sudden thought. I went back quickly and quietly into the scullery. In the darkness I heard the curate drink- ing. I snatched in the darkness, and my fingers caught a bottle of burgundy. For a few minutes there was a tussle. The bottle struck the floor and broke, and I desisted and rose. We stood panting and threatening each other. In the end I planted myself between him and the food, and told him of my determination to begin a discipline. I divided the food in the pantry, into rations to last us ten days. I would not let him eat any more that day. In the afternoon he made a feeble effort to get at the food. I had been dozing, but in an instant I was awake. All day and all night we sat face

Chapter 1 { Dracular
CHAPTER 1 Jonathan Harker's Journal May 3. Bistritz.-- Left Munich at 8:35 P.M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late. Buda-Pesth seems a wonderful place, from the glimpse which I got of it from the train and the little I could walk through the streets. I feared to go very far from the station, as we had arrived late and would start as near the correct time as possible. The impression I had was that we were leaving the West and entering the East; the most western of splendid bridges over the Danube, which is here of noble width and depth, took us among the traditions of Turkish rule. We left in pretty good time, and came after nightfall to Klausenburgh. Here I stopped for the night at the Hotel Royale. I had for dinner, or rather supper, a chicken done up some way with red pepper, which was very good but thirsty. (Mem. get recipe for Mina.) I asked the waiter, and he said it was called "paprika hendl," and

Chapter 2 { Dracular
CHAPTER 2 Jonathan Harker's Journal Continued May 5.--I must have been asleep, for certainly if I had been fully awake I must have noticed the approach of such a remarkable place. In the gloom the courtyard looked of considerable size, and as several dark ways led from it under great round arches, it perhaps seemed bigger than it really is. I have not yet been able to see it by daylight. When the caleche stopped, the driver jumped down and held out his hand to assist me to alight. Again I could not but notice his prodigious strength. His hand actually seemed like a steel vice that could have crushed mine if he had chosen. Then he took my traps, and placed them on the ground beside me as I stood close to a great door, old and studded with large iron nails, and set in a projecting doorway of massive stone. I could see even in th e dim light that the stone was massively carved, but that the carving had been much worn by time and weather. As I stood, the driver jumped again into his

Chapter 3 { Frankenstein
Chapter 3 When I had attained the age of seventeen my parents resolved that I should become a student at the university of Ingolstadt. I had hitherto attended the schools of Geneva, but my father thought it necessary for the completion of my education that I should be made acquainted with other customs than those of my native country. My departure was therefore fixed at an early date, but before the day resolved upon could arrive, the first misfortune of my life occurred--an omen, as it were, of my future misery. Elizabeth had caught the scarlet fever; her illness was severe, and she was in the greatest danger. During her illness many arguments had been urged to persuade my mother to refrain from attending upon her. She had at first yielded to our entreaties, but when she heard that the life of her favourite was menaced, she could no longer control her anxiety. She attended her sickbed; her watchful attentions triumphed over the malignity of the distemper--Elizabeth was saved, but

Chapter 6 { Frankenstein
Chapter 6 Clerval then put the following letter into my hands. It was from my own Elizabeth: "My dearest Cousin, "You have been ill, very ill, and even the constant letters of dear kind Henry are not sufficient to reassure me on your account. You are forbidden to write--to hold a pen; yet one word from you, dear Victor, is necessary to calm our apprehensions. For a long time I have thought that each post would bring this line, and my persuasions have restrained my uncle from undertaking a journey to Ingolstadt. I have prevented his encountering the inconveniences and perhaps dangers of so long a journey, yet how often have I regretted not being able to perform it myself! I figure to myself that the task of attending on your sickbed has devolved on some mercenary old nurse, who could never guess your wishes nor minister to them with the care and affection of your poor cousin. Yet that is over now: Clerval writes that indeed you are getting better. I eagerly hope that you wil

Chapter 8 { Frankenstein
Chapter 8 We passed a few sad hours until eleven o'clock, when the trial was to commence. My father and the rest of the family being obliged to attend as witnesses, I accompanied them to the court. During the whole of this wretched mockery of justice I suffered living torture. It was to be decided whether the result of my curiosity and lawless devices would cause the death of two of my fellow beings: one a smiling babe full of innocence and joy, the other far more dreadfully murdered, with every aggravation of infamy that could make the murder memorable in horror. Justine also was a girl of merit and possessed qualities which promised to render her life happy; now all was to be obliterated in an ignominious grave, and I the cause! A thousand times rather would I have confessed myself guilty of the crime ascribed to Justine, but I was absent when it was committed, and such a declaration would have been considered as the ravings of a madman and would not have exculpated her who suffe

Chapter 1 { Robin Hood
In merry England in the time of old, when good King Henry the Second ruled the land, there lived within the green glades of Sherwood Forest, near Nottingham Town, a famous outlaw whose name was Robin Hood. No archer ever lived that could speed a gray goose shaft with such skill and cunning as his, nor were there ever such yeomen as the sevenscore merry men that roamed with him through the greenwood shades. Right merrily they dwelled within the depths of Sherwood Forest, suffering neither care nor want, but passing the time in merry games of archery or bouts of cudgel play, living upon the King's venison, washed down with draughts of ale of October brewing. Not only Robin himself but all the band were outlaws and dwelled apart from other men, yet they were beloved by the country people round about, for no one ever came to jolly Robin for help in time of need and went away again with an empty fist. And now I will tell how it came about that Robin Hood fell afoul of the law. When

Chapter 9 { Frankenstein
Chapter 9 Nothing is more painful to the human mind than, after the feelings have been worked up by a quick succession of events, the dead calmness of inaction and certainty which follows and deprives the soul both of hope and fear. Justine died, she rested, and I was alive. The blood flowed freely in my veins, but a weight of despair and remorse pressed on my heart which nothing could remove. Sleep fled from my eyes; I wandered like an evil spirit, for I had committed deeds of mischief beyond description horrible, and more, much more (I persuaded myself) was yet behind. Yet my heart overflowed with kindness and the love of virtue. I had begun life with benevolent intentions and thirsted for the moment when I should put them in practice and make myself useful to my fellow beings. Now all was blasted; instead of that serenity of conscience which allowed me to look back upon the past with self-satisfaction, and from thence to gather promise of new hopes, I was seized by remorse and t

Chapter 5 { Mr Hyde And Dr Jekyll
Incident of the Letter It was late in the afternoon, when Mr. Utterson found his way to Dr. Jekyll's door, where he was at once admitted by Poole, and carried down by the kitchen offices and across a yard which had once been a garden, to the building which was indifferently known as the laboratory or dissecting rooms. The doctor had bought the house from the heirs of a celebrated surgeon; and his own tastes being rather chemical than anatomical, had changed the destination of the block at the bottom of the garden. It was the first time that the lawyer had been received in that part of his friend's quarters; and he eyed the dingy, windowless structure with curiosity, and gazed round with a distasteful sense of strangeness as he crossed the theatre, once crowded with eager students and now lying gaunt and silent, the tables laden with chemical apparatus, the floor strewn with crates and littered with packing straw, and the light falling dimly through the foggy cupo

Chapter 11 { Frankenstein
Chapter 11 "It is with considerable difficulty that I remember the original era of my being; all the events of that period appear confused and indistinct. A strange multiplicity of sensations seized me, and I saw, felt, heard, and smelt at the same time; and it was, indeed, a long time before I learned to distinguish between the operations of my various senses. By degrees, I remember, a stronger light pressed upon my nerves, so that I was obliged to shut my eyes. Darkness then came over me and troubled me, but hardly had I felt this when, by opening my eyes, as I now suppose, the light poured in upon me again. I walked and, I believe, descended, but I presently found a great alteration in my sensations. Before, dark and opaque bodies had surrounded me, impervious to my touch or sight; but I now found that I could wander on at liberty, with no obstacles which I could not either surmount or avoid. The light became more and more oppressive to me, and the heat wearying me as I walked,

Chapter 3 { The Time Machine
Chapter III I told some of you last Thursday of the principles of the Time Machine, and showed you the actual thing itself, incomplete in the workshop. There it is now, a little travel-worn, truly; and one of the ivory bars is cracked, and a brass rail bent; but the rest of it's sound enough. I expected to finish it on Friday, but on Friday, when the putting together was nearly done, I found that one of the nickel bars was exactly one inch too short, and this I had to get remade; so that the thing was not complete until this morning. It was at ten o'clock to-day that the first of all Time Machines began its career. I gave it a last tap, tried all the screws again, put one more drop of oil on the quartz rod, and sat myself in the saddle. I suppose a suicide who holds a pistol to his skull feels much the same wonder at what will come next as I felt then. I took the starting lever in one hand and the stopping one in the other, pressed the first, and almost immediately the second. I seeme

Chapter 12 { Dracular
CHAPTER 12 DR. SEWARD'S DIARY September 18.--I drove at once to Hillingham and arrived early. Keeping my cab at the gate, I went up the avenue alone. I knocked gently and rang as quietly as possible, for I feared to disturb Lucy or her mother, and hoped to only bring a servant to the door. After a while, finding no response, I knocked and rang again, still no answer. I cursed the laziness of the servants that they should lie abed at such an hour, for it was now ten o'clock, and so rang and knocked again, but more impatiently, but still without response. Hitherto I had blamed only the servants, but now a terrible fear began to assail me. Was this desolation but another link in the chain of doom which seemed drawing tight round us? Was it indeed a house of death to which I had come, too late? I know that minutes, even seconds of delay, might mean hours of danger to Lucy, if she had had again one of those frightful relapses, and I went round the house to try if I could find by chanc

Chapter 14 { Dracular
CHAPTER 14 MINA HARKER'S JOURNAL September 23.--Jonathan is better after a bad night. I am so glad that he has plenty of work to do, for that keeps his mind off the terrible things, and oh, I am rejoiced that he is not now weighed down with the responsibility of his new position. I knew he would be true to himself, and now how proud I am to see my Jonathan rising to the height of his advancement and keeping pace in all ways with the duties that come upon him. He will be away all day till late, for he said he could not lunch at home. My household work is done, so I shall take his foreign journal, and lock myself up in my room and read it. September 24.--I hadn't the heart to write last night, that terrible record of Jonathan's upset me so. Poor dear! How he must have suffered, whether it be true or only imagination. I wonder if there is any truth in it at all. Did he get his brain fever, and then write all those terrible things, or had he some cause for it all? I suppose I shal

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Chapter 7 { The Time Machine
Chapter VII Now, indeed, I seemed in a worse case than before. Hitherto, except during my night's anguish at the loss of the Time Machine, I had felt a sustaining hope of ultimate escape, but that hope was staggered by these new discoveries. Hitherto I had merely thought myself impeded by the childish simplicity of the little people, and by some unknown forces which I had only to understand to overcome; but there was an altogether new element in the sickening quality of the Morlocks - a something inhuman and malign. Instinctively I loathed them. Before, I had felt as a man might feel who had fallen into a pit: my concern was with the pit and how to get out of it. Now I felt like a beast in a trap, whose enemy would come upon him soon. The enemy I dreaded may surprise you. It was the darkness of the new moon. Weena had put this into my head by some at first incomprehensible remarks about the Dark Nights. It was not now such a very difficult problem to guess what the coming Dark Nigh

Chapter 1 { The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes
A Scandal in Bohemia I. To Sherlock Holmes she is always the woman. I have seldom heard him mention her under any other name. In his eyes she eclipses and predominates the whole of her sex. It was not that he felt any emotion akin to love for Irene Adler. All emotions, and that one particularly, were abhorrent to his cold, precise but admirably balanced mind. He was, I take it, the most perfect reasoning and observing machine that the world has seen, but as a lover he would have placed himself in a false position. He never spoke of the softer passions, save with a gibe and a sneer. They were admirable things for the observer--excellent for drawing the veil from men's motives and actions. But for the trained teasoner to admit such intrusions into his own delicate and finely adjusted temperament was to introduce a distracting factor which might throw a doubt upon all his mental results. Grit in a sensitive instrument, or a crack in one of his own high-power lenses, would not be mor

Job,s, Car And Life In General
Well I am still at Kum & Go and am loving it!!! I worked my first over night shift by myself from 9pm-7:30am this morning. I have been sleeping most of the day and amnow wide awake at 10:23pm but I need to get used to doing that. I loved the shift last night went by fast we were pretty steay throughout the whole night until about 2am or so. But I did get a phone call yesterday from the Pryor Creek Recreational Center here in town which is the new gym/indoor pool facility we have very nice place. But until the city council board meeting(they are the ones who decide who work there) which I believe they meet on April 2nd. She told me if they vote me in then April 3rd I will go to the city hall andpick up all my W2 forms and fill them out and than take a $35(they reimburse so thats not bad)drug test and as long as the drug test and background check come back clean than I will be working noon-4pm. I am not for sure if it is every day or what I think so they said in my interview I had at the

Chapter 16 { Frankenstein
Chapter 16 "Cursed, cursed creator! Why did I live? Why, in that instant, did I not extinguish the spark of existence which you had so wantonly bestowed? I know not; despair had not yet taken possession of me; my feelings were those of rage and revenge. I could with pleasure have destroyed the cottage and its inhabitants and have glutted myself with their shrieks and misery. "When night came I quitted my retreat and wandered in the wood; and now, no longer restrained by the fear of discovery, I gave vent to my anguish in fearful howlings. I was like a wild beast that had broken the toils, destroying the objects that obstructed me and ranging through the wood with a staglike swiftness. Oh! What a miserable night I passed! The cold stars shone in mockery, and the bare trees waved their branches above me; now and then the sweet voice of a bird burst forth amidst the universal stillness. All, save I, were at rest or in enjoyment; I, like the arch-fiend, bore a hell within me, and f

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Chapter 2 { Twenty Thousand Leagues Under The Sea
CHAPTER II PRO AND CON At the period when these events took place, I had just returned from a scientific research in the disagreeable territory of Nebraska, in the United States. In virtue of my office as Assistant Professor in the Museum of Natural History in Paris, the French Government had attached me to that expedition. After six months in Nebraska, I arrived in New York towards the end of March, laden with a precious collection. My departure for France was fixed for the first days in May. Meanwhile I was occupying myself in classifying my mineralogical, botanical, and zoological riches, when the accident happened to the Scotia. I was perfectly up in the subject which was the question of the day. How could I be otherwise? I had read and reread all the American and European papers without being any nearer a conclusion. This mystery puzzled me. Under the impossibility of forming an opinion, I jumped from one extreme to the other. That there really was something could not be doub

Chapter 17 { Frankenstein
Chapter 17 The being finished speaking and fixed his looks upon me in the expectation of a reply. But I was bewildered, perplexed, and unable to arrange my ideas sufficiently to understand the full extent of his proposition. He continued, "You must create a female for me with whom I can live in the interchange of those sympathies necessary for my being. This you alone can do, and I demand it of you as a right which you must not refuse to concede." The latter part of his tale had kindled anew in me the anger that had died away while he narrated his peaceful life among the cottagers, and as he said this I could no longer suppress the rage that burned within me. "I do refuse it," I replied; "and no torture shall ever extort a consent from me. You may render me the most miserable of men, but you shall never make me base in my own eyes. Shall I create another like yourself, whose joint wickedness might desolate the world. Begone! I have answered you; you may torture me, but

My 12 Days Of Xmas Gifts
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Chapter 10 { Mr Hyed And Dr Jekyll
Henry Jekyll's Full Statement of the Case I was born in the year 18-- to a large fortune, endowed besides with excellent parts, inclined by nature to industry, fond of the respect of the wise and good among my fellowmen, and thus, as might have been supposed, with every guarantee of an honorurable and distinguished future. And indeed the worst of my faults was a certain impatient gaiety of disposition, such as has made the happiness of many, but such as I found it hard to reconcile with my imperious desire to carry my head high, and wear a more than commonly grave countenance before the public. Hence it came about that I concealed my pleasures; and that when I reached years of reflection, and began to look round me and take stock of my progress and position in the world, I stood already committed to a profound duplicity of me. Many a man would have even blazoned such irregularities as I was guilty of; but from the high views that I had set before me, I regarded

Dear, Guy Masturbating In The Bathroom Stall At My Work...
Ok, I get it. You had to rub one out. I know the feeling. Maybe it was thinking about that totally hot little minx in purchasing that got you going. Or you got some steamy email from your wife. Whatever it was, you just needed a little release. We've all been there my friend. But if I may be so bold as to offer a few tips? 1. Location Location Location - Maybe it was the bathroom closest to your desk. Maybe it has bigger stalls for more elbow room. But whatever the reason, the bathroom just off the factory floor is not your best choice. It is huge for a reason. There are about 80-90 workers on that factory floor at all times, plus about 30-40 office workers, and there's almost always at least one person who needs to take a squirt. 2. Silence is Golden - While we all might empathize with your situation, NO ONE WANTS YOU HEAR YOU SLAP YOUR SALAMI!! And we certainly don't want to hear the gentle grunts you were letting out. It was like being forced to listen to the audio of a

Chapter 18 { Frankenstein
Chapter 18 Day after day, week after week, passed away on my return to Geneva; and I could not collect the courage to recommence my work. I feared the vengeance of the disappointed fiend, yet I was unable to overcome my repugnance to the task which was enjoined me. I found that I could not compose a female without again devoting several months to profound study and laborious disquisition. I had heard of some discoveries having been made by an English philosopher, the knowledge of which was material to my success, and I sometimes thought of obtaining my father's consent to visit England for this purpose; but I clung to every pretence of delay and shrank from taking the first step in an undertaking whose immediate necessity began to appear less absolute to me. A change indeed had taken place in me; my health, which had hitherto declined, was now much restored; and my spirits, when unchecked by the memory of my unhappy promise, rose proportionably. My father saw this change with pleas

Does A Nice Girl Have Her Tits Out?
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[erotica]: The Phone Call
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Happy Birthday To Jodie Baby
She would have been a year old tomorrow and i wanted everyone to know that even tho that someone dies or goes away that does mean that they are not with you ... HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY JODIE BABY!!!! MOMMY LOVES YOU MORE THEN WORDS CAN SAY!!!!

Chapter 22 { Dracular
CHAPTER 22 JONATHAN HARKER'S JOURNAL October 3.--As I must do something or go mad, I write this diary. It is now six o'clock, and we are to meet in the study in half an hour and take something to eat, for Dr. Van Helsing and Dr. Seward are agreed that if we do not eat we cannot work our best. Our best will be, God knows, required today. I must keep writing at every chance, for I dare not stop to think. All, big and little, must go down. Perhaps at the end the little things may teach us most. The teaching, big or little, could not have landed Mina or me anywhere worse than we are today. However, we must trust and hope. Poor Mina told me just now, with the tears running down her dear cheeks, that it is in trouble and trial that our faith is tested. That we must keep on trusting, and that God will aid us up to the end. The end! Oh my God! What end?. . . To work! To work! When Dr. Van Helsing and Dr. Seward had come back from seeing poor Renfield, we went gravely into what was to be

Chapter 24 { Dracular
CHAPTER 24 DR. SEWARD'S PHONOGRAPH DIARY SPOKEN BY VAN HELSING This to Jonathan Harker. You are to stay with your dear Madam Mina. We shall go to make our search, if I can call it so, for it is not search but knowing, and we seek confirmation only. But do you stay and take care of her today. This is your best and most holiest office. This day nothing can find him here. Let me tell you that so you will know what we four know already, for I have tell them. He, our enemy, have gone away. He have gone back to his Castle in Transylvania. I know it so well, as if a great hand of fire wrote it on the wall. He have prepare for this in some way, and that last earth box was ready to ship somewheres. For this he took the money. For this he hurry at the last, lest we catch him before the sun go down. It was his last hope, save that he might hide in the tomb that he think poor Miss Lucy, being as he thought like him, keep open to him. But there was not of time. When that fail he make s

Chapter 19 { Frankenstein
Chapter 19 London was our present point of rest; we determined to remain several months in this wonderful and celebrated city. Clerval desired the intercourse of the men of genius and talent who flourished at this time, but this was with me a secondary object; I was principally occupied with the means of obtaining the information necessary for the completion of my promise and quickly availed myself of the letters of introduction that I had brought with me, addressed to the most distinguished natural philosophers. If this journey had taken place during my days of study and happiness, it would have afforded me inexpressible pleasure. But a blight had come over my existence, and I only visited these people for the sake of the information they might give me on the subject in which my interest was so terribly profound. Company was irksome to me; when alone, I could fill my mind with the sights of heaven and earth; the voice of Henry soothed me, and I could thus cheat myself into a t

Chapter 20 { Frankenstein
Chapter 20 I sat one evening in my laboratory; the sun had set, and the moon was just rising from the sea; I had not sufficient light for my employment, and I remained idle, in a pause of consideration of whether I should leave my labour for the night or hasten its conclusion by an unremitting attention to it. As I sat, a train of reflection occurred to me which led me to consider the effects of what I was now doing. Three years before, I was engaged in the same manner and had created a fiend whose unparalleled barbarity had desolated my heart and filled it forever with the bitterest remorse. I was now about to form another being of whose dispositions I was alike ignorant; she might become ten thousand times more malignant than her mate and delight, for its own sake, in murder and wretchedness. He had sworn to quit the neighbourhood of man and hide himself in deserts, but she had not; and she, who in all probability was to become a thinking and reasoning animal, might refuse to com

Letters
Letter 1 TO Mrs. Saville, England St. Petersburgh, Dec. 11th, 17- You will rejoice to hear that no disaster has accompanied the commencement of an enterprise which you have regarded with such evil forebodings. I arrived here yesterday, and my first task is to assure my dear sister of my welfare and increasing confidence in the success of my undertaking. I am already far north of London, and as I walk in the streets of Petersburgh, I feel a cold northern breeze play upon my cheeks, which braces my nerves and fills me with delight. Do you understand this feeling? This breeze, which has travelled from the regions towards which I am advancing, gives me a foretaste of those icy climes. Inspirited by this wind of promise, my daydreams become more fervent and vivid. I try in vain to be persuaded that the pole is the seat of frost and desolation; it ever presents itself to my imagination as the region of beauty and delight. There, Margaret, the sun is forever visible, its broad

I Am.. Content
i guess i'm content. it's because my face lights up... when i realize there's something about me that's the same. it's because... i know i'm not the only girl. it's because... you don't want to call me and i'm okay with that. it's because... i might be able to hold it in this time. it's because... i'm in love with love. it's because... i miss having my own back scratcher.. but if i can reach, it's all good. it's because... i miss the 2 am phone calls about how you're dreaming about me.. and you need me to know.. i'm content because... i don't need these things, but i'd like them... i'm going to bed now... and i'll dream about you. and you won't call because you don't want to. and i'll be upset because you don't want me. then end. i'm content with who i am. a whore.

Chapter 14 { Robin Hood
So passed the gentle springtime away in budding beauty; its silver showers and sunshine, its green meadows and its flowers. So, likewise, passed the summer with its yellow sunlight, its quivering heat and deep, bosky foliage, its long twilights and its mellow nights, through which the frogs croaked and fairy folk were said to be out on the hillsides. All this had passed and the time of fall had come, bringing with it its own pleasures and joyousness; for now, when the harvest was gathered home, merry bands of gleaners roamed the country about, singing along the roads in the daytime, and sleeping beneath the hedgerows and the hay-ricks at night. Now the hips burned red in the tangled thickets and the hews waxed black in the hedgerows, the stubble lay all crisp and naked to the sky, and the green leaves were fast turning russet and brown. Also, at this merry season, good things of the year are gathered in in great store. Brown ale lies ripening in the cellar, hams and bacon hang in the s

My Promise
I promise to be a nice person and talk to anyone who wants to talk to me. Looks don't matter to me I judge by the way people talk to me and the way they treat me when they talk to me. I'm a nice person and all I ask is people to be nice back.

Happy
people can seem so happy all the time they could be just trying to hide something from you some people can really be happy all the time nothing can bring their spirits down happiness is so good they don't want to be sad they want to live a happy life not a sad life when your happy you can see the joy in everything by Melissa Dumler

Chapter 3 { The Canterville Ghost
The next morning, when the Otis family met at breakfast, they discussed the ghost at some length. The United States Minister was naturally a little annoyed to find that his present had not been accepted. "I have no wish," he said, "to do the ghost any personal injury, and I must say that, considering the length of time he has been in the house, I don't think it is at all polite to throw pillows at him,"--a very just remark, at which, I am sorry to say, the twins burst into shouts of laughter. "Upon the other hand," he continued, "if he really declines to use the Rising Sun Lubricator, we shall have to take his chains from him. It would be quite impossible to sleep, with such a noise going on outside the bedrooms." For the rest of the week, however, they were undisturbed, the only thing that excited any attention being the continual renewal of the blood-stain on the library floor. This certainly was very strange, as the door was always locked at night by Mr. Otis, and th

Chapter 7 { The Canterville Ghost
Four days after these curious incidents, a funeral started from Canterville Chase at about eleven o'clock at night. The hearse was drawn by eight black horses, each of which carried on its head a great tuft of nodding ostrich-plumes, and the leaden coffin was covered by a rich purple pall, on which was embroidered in gold the Canterville coat-of-arms. By the side of the hearse and the coaches walked the servants with lighted torches, and the whole procession was wonderfully impressive. Lord Canterville was the chief mourner, having come up specially from Wales to attend the funeral, and sat in the first carriage along with little Virginia. Then came the United States Minister and his wife, then Washington and the three boys, and in the last carriage was Mrs. Umney. It was generally felt that, as she had been frightened by the ghost for more than fifty years of her life, she had a right to see the last of him. A deep grave had been dug in the corner of the churchyard, just

Gifts Gifts Gifts
GET YOUR GIFTS FROM ME LEAVE ME AT LEAST 50 COMMENTS IN MY CONTEST AND I WILL GET U A GIFT THE MORE COMMENTS U LEAVE THE BETTER THE GIFT JUST SEND ME A PM WITH THE AMMOUNT OF COMMENTS AND I WILL SEND IT. PLEASE I NEED TO GET 10,000 TO WIN. THEN U CAN STOP SEEING THESE ANNOYING BULLETINS

Depression From A Fallen Freind
well it has been a couple days now. I am getting shit from heathers family. I still have nightmares and I wishe I could change the past. I play her favorit song in my head over and over.I wish I should of said no.. maybe she will still be here..

One Day At A Time
Boy, it's the simple stuff that really seems to have been having an impact on me lately. Stupid, mundane shit and my ability to get little simple tasks done has been the source of a lot of enjoyment for me these days:Are the dishes done?Did I remember to do the laundry?Did I vacuum up all the dog hair so my living room doesn't look like it just got hit by a team of yellow labs?Do I have enough eggs, oatmeal, and grilled chicken to last me all week (because my schedule is so packed, I only can shop on the weekends)Being able to answer all of those questions affirmitavely from day to day is one of my little thrills these days. You see, I've spent so much time worrying about EVERYONE ELSE in my life, and not looking after myself, now that I'm taking the time to worry about what *I* need to worry about, I'm feeling a lot more relaxed.Something else really simple was conveyed to me the other day. It was so simple and seemingly obvious, but it really impacted me. 'One Day At A Time'. No

Chapter 6 { Twenty Thousand Leagues Under The Sea
CHAPTER VI AT FULL STEAM At this cry the whole ship's crew hurried towards the harpooner-- commander, officers, masters, sailors, cabin boys; even the engineers left their engines, and the stokers their furnaces. The order to stop her had been given, and the frigate now simply went on by her own momentum. The darkness was then profound, and, however good the Canadian's eyes were, I asked myself how he had managed to see, and what he had been able to see. My heart beat as if it would break. But Ned Land was not mistaken, and we all perceived the object he pointed to. At two cables' length from the Abraham Lincoln, on the starboard quarter, the sea seemed to be illuminated all over. It was not a mere phosphoric phenomenon. The monster emerged some fathoms from the water, and then threw out that very intense but mysterious light mentioned in the report of several captains. This magnificent irradiation must have been produced by an agent of great SHINING power. The luminous part trace

Sick Of People Who Are Picky About Their Ethnic Reference.
This is another old one of mine. Just to make things clear, I'm not trying to diss one race or say another race is better, this is just something I've noticed that has also become a pet peeve of mine. I was watching Carlos Mencia (sp?) on Comedy Central. He was talking about a guy who was making a big stink about being called "black" because he's Haitian (sp?). As I thought, I realized this happens quite a bit. I've noticed people that you would commonly refer to as "Hispanic" will quickly point out that they are Guatemalan or Cuban or something like that. I've noticed that "Asians" will quickly point out that they are Japanese or Chinese (but not oriental because that's a food!). I've also noticed this with "black" people. They will say "I'm not black...I'm African American" or Jamaican or some crap like that. Not once have I noticed someone that's "white" say "I'm not white, I'm Irish!!!" or German, or British, or Welsh, or Canadian...blah blah blah. Now I'm not trying to s

Baked Cheesy Cauliflower~
Baked Cheesy Cauliflower 1 head of cauliflower 2 Tbl flour 2 Tbl butter 1 Cup milk salt and pepper 1/2 Cup green onions chopped 2 T. chopped roasted pepper 1 Cup sharp cheese grated 1/2 Cup buttered breadcrumbs Cook cauliflower in boiling water for 8 minutes. Use enough water so that it covers the cauliflower. Water should be boiling when you add the cauliflower. At the end of 8 minutes, remove cauliflower from water and rinse with cold water to stop the cooking. Drain while preparing sauce. Melt butter in a small saucepan. Add flour and stir until blended. Gradually add milk, stirring until smooth and thick. Add salt, pepper, roasted pepper, green onions and cheese. Stir until cheese has melted. Place cauliflower in a baking dish that has been sprayed with oil. Pour sauce over cauliflower. Sprinkle with the breadcrumbs. Bake at 375°F. for 25 minutes or until slightly browned. Serves 4 - 6.

Friends Until The End
We used to talk We used to laugh We were best of friends I thought that’s how it would always be You taught me so much Told me exactly what to say I wish it were still the same But someday I know it will Maybe not today But we’ll meet up again It won’t be long until I see your face In Heaven that marvelous day

Someone Please Give Me A Bullet
So, how much time in a day should be "free time" to do what you want, how you want? How much time is enough? Enough for work? Enough for fun? Enough to be bored? Enough to do this? Where do you decide I control the time that I have? Do you have control? And all in all how the hell do you find the time to do all this? Time....is the one thing that doesnt stop...EVER. Closer to death with every breath. Every beautiful morning with sun shining is another day closer to darkness where the only place is that time doesnt exist. Take time to make time so the song says. Where do I start?

All Come Show My Grl Sum Luv!!
MY GRL IN IN THE BEST SALUTE CONTEST AND IT IS RATES ONLY.. THIS WILL TAKE TWO MINUTES OF YOUR TIME TO GO SHOW HER SUM LUV.... COME ON ONE IN ALL LET'S SHOW SOME CHERRYTAP LUV TO HER... MANY THANKS TO ALL MY FRIENDS... LINK TO HER CONTEST PIC..... MORBID DRAGON SLAVE~*~CT WIFE OF GODSMACK GURU~*~Salute Contest@ CherryTAP

Life And Times Of A Broke Ass Ho
Been a while, so I figured that I should give everyone a quick update in the world of Lance.... Stepmom is crazier than ever as she just got done bitching about how the little one will only eat certain types of noodles (angelhair only), but that spaghetti noodles are the exact same. Little one does not believe her. She's 12. Wake the F*** UP!!!! But right after that, stepmom says that she didn't get any cheese for sandwiches this week because they were out of white american. They only had yellow. And because yellow doesn't look the same as white, she thinks it's nasty (even though we all know it tastes the exact same). Hmmm.... I wonder where the little one gets her fussiness from? In world news, I may have a job finally. All they have to do is call my boy in South Beach to say that "Yes, I know Lance", and Billy from Tavern to say the same thing. If Billy screws me on this, he's dead. I need to work. I need some of that proverbial fat cash. I need to pay my phone bil

Kathee's Birthday
OK, I think that there are a few things that need to be said. It doesn't mean that they're important, or anything like that. I'm just still drunk from last night, and it's 2:30 in the afternoon. 1: Kathee, your birthday present is gay. If he doesn't want to hook up with an extremely hot chick on her birthday, he's gay. 2: Kathee, I am not gay. Let's do it. 3: Chrissy, I am not gay. Let's do it. Oh yeah, and you have nice boobies. They're so squeezably soft. Holy Bejesus, I just realized that I kept trying to sleep on some girl's "ha-has" last night, and I don't remember who she was. So whomever's boobies I was trying to rest on throughout the night... sorry about that. Which brings me to my next statement. 4: If it's someone's birthday, you need to drink. Maybe not as much as me, but you need to drink. 5: Yakking at a party is acceptable. 6: Yakking in a limo is not. (MY BAD) 7: If you come into town from Cali on a vacation to see your best fr

Just The Way Life Works...
Ok, so it's around 3:00 am and I'm kinda drunk. I'm here in Lancaster, PA to wish my grandfather a happy send-off. I have gone to many funerals and been ok, as well as a friggin' mess. This was different. He was being creamated. So his body was still available for the grandkids to see for an hour. I have some different beliefs than most people. To be honest, I don't really know what I believe anymore. What I do know is that though I have lost many in the past, this was different. I was completely cool, calm and collected throughout everything leading up to today. Even at the funeral I was fine. What got me was those 3 minutes that I spent seeing his body. Honestly, there are no words to describe how I felt. This was a great man who always had something to say about anything... and now he was silent.... forever. I was wanting to make this a story about the amazingly fun times that I had tonight drinking with my friend Liz and her boyfriend. We partied. I met some

What Fundies And Left Behinders Really Think (if They Indeed Know How To...)
DU is an overly-PC patsy of the Democratic Party, but there's still comedy gold in the Top 10 Conservative Idiots http://journals.democraticunderground.com/top10/252 The Left Behinders Of course, by remaining indifferent to the crisis in the Middle East, the president is winking at some of his strongest supporters: people who were dropped on their heads as babies and subsequently read Left Behind one too many times. The Left Behinders are positively giddy over developments in Israel, as you can see from these (apparently now deleted) posts on the Rapture Ready message boards: ohappyday Is it time to get excited? I can't help the way I feel. For the first time in my Christian walk, I have no doubts that the day of the Lords appearing is upon us. I have never felt this way before, I have a joy that bubbles up every-time I think of him, for I know this is truly the time I have waited for so long. Am I alone in feeling guilty about the human suffering like my joy at his

I Look For The Sun But It's Raining Today
:] if you love me as much as you said you did... you wouldn't have hurt me like i ain't shit. i need you and i miss you and i want you and i love you cuz i wanna hold you. i wanna kiss you. you were my everything and i really miss you.

Oh How I Love Thee Rome
The Catholic Church eh? They are responsible for just about every atrocity the West committed during the Middle Ages and the Renaissance. They supported totalitarian absolute monarchies in Europe. Two words: Flat Earth. They gave us and backed such Canadian Hitler-apologists like Maurice Duplessis, Adrien Arcand, and R.B. Bennet. Local Clergy (as high up as Cardinals) backed a Croatian fascist movement (the Ustashe) that was able to gain power with Hitler's help and commit Vatican-backed atrocities against Jews and Serbian Orthodox Christians living in Croatia. (They were subsequently overthrown by Tito's anti-clerical anti-fascist leftists.) They (Opus Dei more particularly) supported and were actively involved in fascist regimes in Portugal and Spain right up until their collapse in the late 1970s. They backed Marcos in the Philippines and they are responsible for the fact that birth control, abortion, and divorce are not discussable in Filipino politics. Further

In Loving Memory Of Grandmother
PLEASE DO NOT TAKE IT AND CLAIM IT"S YOURS!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Memories" Wonderful grandmother and a special friend How could we know just how soon your life would end You always showered us with so much love Your soul now in Heaven up above Your warm smile and gentle touch and all the other things we'll miss so much... Your warm hugs with arms open wide That special feeling for us all now denied The look on your face the sound of your name Things will never be quite the same Your life taken away so suddenly Missing you we'll always be. You will be greatly missed, but NEVER forgotten!

Haten Ass Bitches And Cheaters, And Also Liers
Why do people wanna talk to you and say all kinds of sweet sexy things and then wanna meet you one minute the next when they see you they all over and then you simple sit there and tell them how you want things to go and all and they wanna start calling you name and all and then wanna call you a crazy bitch but I will say this if you are a crazy fucker dont think of talking to me I dont need drama or you filthy mouth or any baby mama drama you have and then I dont need any exs or anyone who has a other part attached to them I want a free single nice man not a piece of shit you got if you dont then fuck off.....

Hmmmm....
Love is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. And when it subsides you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion. That is just being "in love" which any of us can convince ourselves we are. Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away, and this is both an art and a fortunate accident. Your mother and I had it, we had roots that grew towards each other underground, and when all the pretty blossom had fallen from our branches we found that we were one tree and not two. - Captain Corelli's Mandolin

Want You
Want You Want you, you, you, you, Doesn't matter that you're not here. I forgive all the silences. I want you. I don't care. I know you'll disappoint, I'm a willing captive, Why fight? There's no point. I want you, Need to hold you in my arms, Need to smell your sweat, inhale your breath, Need you inside of me. That's where you belong; That's where you were meant to be. I want you. Bald, fat, ugly, I don't care. I just want you to be there. I want to open your door, Because I have my own key. I want to come in, Because you too now want me. I want you to need me. I want to stare into your eyes. I want your promises, I don't care if they are lies. I want your body Warm in my bed I want you near me I want you so bad. © Andi 2004

Hey Bands - Want Your Music In A Foundry Cams Video?
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Conspiracy Theory And Pat Robertson
(Originally Posted on April 19, 2006)Here's something to think about:Covert Satanist Pat Robertson Flashes Devils HandBasically it is a story on how Pat Robertson flashed a devil sign at the end of his broadcast. Heres what you need to consider. Whether this is true or not, whether it was on purpose or an accident, Pat Robertson is doing his damndest to show an inflexible, highly restrictive view of xtianity.This is one of the best things he could do for Satanists and other non-xtians.At the last count I heard, only a maximum of 25% of the world's population identified themselves with xtians. That means 75% do not. Oh, don't get me wrong. This 25% doesn't include Jews, Muslims, and maybe not Mormons.The thing is, though, that the people best able to bring down xtianity are the powerful but intolerant people of the religion themselves. They'll turn everybody else off of it.

I Can't Wait Until I Get The Hell Out Of This &^%$ Job!
(Originally Posted on April 20, 2006)Well, I talked to the Office Manager (who isn't really; she doesn't have anyone to manage) today about my "paranoid fantasies" that the CEO is trying to ruin the company so he wouldn't have to pay any money back. Instead of saying that I'm paranoid, she said that not only could she believe it, but the head ass-kisser here is getting pissed at the CEO as well.MY PLAN TO ALLOW ME TO WORK HERE UNTIL I CAN FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE: There are a lot of screwed up things going on around here. Screwed up, ILLEGAL things. After I and my friends here have left, I am going to the authorities to give them some information. Heck, I found numbers to call where I can get a reward for turning the CEO in. Getting paid for revenge: gotta love it. tag: idiot boss, career, emotions, anger, revenge

Okay, I *am* A Pervert...
(Originally Posted on April 20, 2006)But is that so bad... HELL LEVEL 3 Raw score: 95% There's a special place in Hell for you: the basement penthouse. You scored the nastiest possible score on the Sexual Hell Test. You have no sexual restraint whatsoever. You'll take pleasure however you can get it, and my guess is you get it a lot. If for some reason you don't right now, you will soon, as people in your category only tend to spiral down ever deeper into the abyss of carnality and delicious sin. Congratulations.I, personally, think that this category is the best. Paradoxically enough, sexual liberation and indulgence can only bring you closer to purity.AVOID: all but level 3 hellions like yourself. You wouldn't want to ruin anyone, now would you? My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:You scored higher than 92% on hellishness Link: The Sexual HELL Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-T

Books
(Originally Posted on April 21, 2006)This Monday, I plan on going to the local Books-A-Million (or maybe the Birmingham BAM on Saturday) to buy my own copy of The Satanic Bible and The Satanic Rituals by Levay. I've read the copy of The Satanic Bible, but I want more info than just one book.Readers: Any other good suggestions?Also, I'll probably do more online research to see what I can find.tag: satan, satanism, satanist, satanic, religion, shopping

Interesting Picture
(Originally Posted on April 24, 2006)I walked into the office that I share with two other guys and saw this...It looked like (and was the right size for) some S&M sex toy. I asked the other two in the office what it was for and they told me it's to check to see if a wire is working. (You plug a box that sends a special current through the wire and this thing'll pick up that signal.)Still looks dirty though...tag: humor, funny, sex, electronics

A Sex Quiz...
(Originally Posted on April 27, 2006) TYPE P You scored 91 imagination, 66 confidence, 62 dominance, and 50 generosity! You are a KINKY, CONFIDENT, DOMINANT lover who prefers to give.This means that:You like relatively kinky sex, and you have the great imagination that will always keep your partner guessing and excited! There's no getting bored with you around, you could never settle for dull sex, you want something fun and new all the time. You aren't afraid to try out anything you hear about. You might just be an intelligent lover who needs to be mentally engaged, or perhaps you have some dirty dark secret kinky desires, but either way, you're never boring. You are pretty confident in bed. This means that you know you can please your lover. Maybe you've read a lot of sex manuals, or have the experience from previous lovers, or just tend to be skilled at whatever you get your hands on, but you're good and you know it. You can really get results and know that you have pure talen

Give Yourself A Moment
Give Yourself a Moment When there's something that needs to be done, Give yourself a moment to do it. When there's a decision that must be made, Give yourself a moment to think it through. When life demands a response, Give yourself a moment to find the most positive And meaningful one. When someone is explaining something to you, Give yourself a moment to truly listen and to understand. Life is made up of many moments, One right after another. The big outcomes, results and achievements Depend on what you do with All those little moments along the way. With each moment you can choose to let it pass Or to let it bring you down. Or, you can decide to make Good use of that moment with positive Purpose, value and love. How many times have you looked back On your life with regret, And wished you had given yourself A moment to do what could have easily been done? Now is your opportunity to avoid such future regrets by recognizing the great

Wednesday Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Webcam Girls, Quentin Tarantino Video, Boobs On Paltalk, New Videos
Oh boy... Boobies on Paltalk... you girls sure start early, don't you... sheesh. LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) It's Whip 'em Out Wednesday and FINALLY warming up in New York. SO warm in fact, that you may actually see a pair of bosoms... You should probably make sure you have a WOW Sticker if you want to partake in this goodness. There's a few ways to go about it: 1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE. 2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to: The Opie and Anthony Show WOW Sticker Requests 111 West 57th Street Suite 500 New York, NY 10019 3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. Don Imus has been known to wear one his show (we know because we've seen it on MSNBC. CLICK HERE AND GET A SHIRT...DAG NABBIT... and be like Imus. Speaking of SHIRTS, check out what WE do now... ORDER YOURS TODAY (male and female sizes available) STILL NEED MORE BO

Today's Field Trip - Local Cemetary
(Originally Posted on May 27, 2006)(Please excuse the slow typing - I just changed to a DVORAK keyboard and I am still getting used to it.) Anyway, I went to the cemetary near the road. It was peaceful there. No tombstone was newer than 1943, which I found interesting. (I think it might be a civil cemetary because a lot of the plots just had file numbers instead of names. I went back later and took pictures, which I will post later.)(Damn, learning to type sucks. With the QWERTY keyboard, I just know where the keys are. I don't type - I do a rapid search and peck. With the new setup, though, it's just as fast to type right.)But I got the earth and I am ready for the initiation. tag: satan, satanism, satanist, satanic, religion, initiation, ceremony, ritual

Yielding
At night, a woman sits by a window with shadows in hand to cast upon the beautiful. A man stands on a dark bridge, waiting for them to tattoo his soul. Baring each others questions they collide as shades of the sky change from blazing to calm. Searching for the pattern of damage, they arrive at an answer; faces reform with the decades and people patch over their secrets. Dazed, they strum their hearts and leap.

Poem By Me...remember No More Not Really Nsfw But Some People...
Remember No More Don't grow old my child. No one escapes this death sentence that GOD has impeached on us. Birth. No one asks to be born. To watch, as the years go by, our bodies flounder and fail. To remember soft, taunt skin and vibrant eyes seeking all the wonders of life. To realize now that all that remains are decrement ruins, empty of the very soul that used to dweel deep within. A body that is bolted and screwed back together, like a demented jigsaw puzzle, is all that stands of a once youthful foundation from which we set our goals and insights by. You linger, as the last fleeting memories start to fade, consuming our indentities, until we too, are just memories. Click,click,click From far away, you can imagine the steel gurney: you ache as the coldness of the table creeps into your pores. A mechancial vampire draws the last of your blood from you veins, the coolness of the formaldehyde rushes in and suffocates any lingering warmth. No GOD, I

Quick Update - Church & First Church Of Satan Debate
(Originally Posted on June 6, 2006)On the First Church of Satan website, John Allee posted the message he posted in the Yahoo! group.tag: satan, satanism, satanist, satanic, religion, church of satan, first church of satan

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IF YOU HAD ME ALONE... LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ IT'S A SECRET... THEN SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR CONTACTS... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL.IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD AND ARE TO AFRAID TO SEE WHO ACTUALLY LIKES YOU.SEND THIS TO EVERYONE IN YOUR TAG TEAM. COPY THIS AND PASTE IT....AND HAVE BAD LUCK IF U DON'T.

So I Bet Here Is Something That No One Knew About Me...
I am a Deacon as well as an Ordained Pastor... I have been a Deacon in my church for a number of years now... since around 1999... I first received "The Calling from God"... I struggled with this for sometime when I recieved this... Like really?? God is calling me for His work?? After all of the eyars I have not been a good son.. and have lived my life in sin.. Why Me??? Why me??? was my biggest question... and what did I ever do to deserve this.... These were things and questions I was dealing with for a number of years...and as life had it... things happend to me over the years.. and my ears went deaf to Gods voice... I had pulled away... and was trying to find myself... and dealing with things in my life... that were pressing matters.. that i guess looking back at it now distracted me from hearing Gods voice... I feel ashamed of this... but early in 2002 I became an Ordained Pastor and have been practicing the word everyday... Though some days are more diffuclt that others... I

Beelzebub Has A Devil Put Aside For Me.
I am going to a party tonight. I'm excited because I'm actually getting REAL food. I haven't had that in a while. Well, not real food. It's like fried chicken. haha. But it's all good. Tomorrow Jana, Amanda, my family, and I are going to the beach, but it's supposed to be cold which sucks, but I still think it's going to be fun. Uhm, uhm. I need to pack. and shave my legs. Lol. YES I NEED TO SHAVE MY LEGS!! ;] I'm going to prom with a sweet guy named Mark. He's totally the awesomest person ever. [even if awesomest isn't a word. yes, i know, eyles and hallmark, you'll kill me.] I love those two women. they make my life so much easier. except hallmark and her english nazism. much love though.

Friends
"Friends forever," you promised. "Together till the end." We did everything with each other. You were my best friend. When I was sad, you were by my side. When I was scared, you felt my fear. You were my best support - If I needed you, you were there. You were the greatest friend, You always knew what to say: You made everything seem better. As long as we had each other, Everything would be okay. But somewhere along the line, We slowly came apart. I was here, you were there, It tore a hole in my heart. Things were changing, Our cheerful music reversed its tune. It was like having salt without pepper, A sun without its moon. Suddenly we were miles apart, Two different people, with nothing the same. It was as if we hadn't been friends; Although we knew deep in our hearts Neither one of us was to blame You had made many new friends And luckily, so had I But that didn't change the hurt - The loss of our friendship made me cry. As we grow older, thi

Me And You
Ordinary knows really don't think so not a love this true a common destiny we were meant to be me and you like a perfect sceen from a movie screen where every dream comes true soon the perfectly for enternaty me and you (chorous) Every day I need you even more and the night time too there's no way I could ever let you go even if I wanted too Every day I live try my best to give all I have to you thank the stars above that we share this love me and you (Repeat Chorous) (final chorous) Ordinary knows really don't think so just a precious few ever make it last is lucky as me and you Me and You

Lifeline
It was just a matter of time before you needed me it had to happen sooner or later you get into me you don't have to worry you don't have to worry at all and if you should stumble I'll be there for you after the fall Just remember to hold on tight I know it's your life in my hands reach out for the one you trust you've got to be strong and keep holding on to the lifeline Take my hand and don't let go again I'll be around I won't let you down on that you can depend diamond time won't keep me or keep me away from your side and if I am needed I'll be there for you ready for the ride Just remember to hold on tight you know its my heart in your hands reach out for the one you trust you've got to be strong and keep holding on to the lifeline Keep holding on to the lifeline you've got to be strong Diamond time won't keep me you don't have to worry at all and if you should stumble I'll be there for you after the fall Just remember to hold on tight I know its your life in my h

Time And Chance (erotica) Published!
He was here. She could sense it. Tall, broad shouldered, lion’s mane hair, her lover. She opened her chamber door and looked around. She couldn’t see him. She closed the door and tried to quiet her quickened breathing. Listening, no she couldn’t hear him either. But he was here. She could feel it. Her heart was heavy as if suddenly filled. Her throat constricted. He was here. She closed her eyes. She took as deep of a breath as her tight throat would allow. Quieting her thoughts, she reached out with her mind. Mmmm. Yes the image appeared to her. There he was. He was on foot. His hurried gait, one two, one two, one two. Not quite running but a very fast walk, determined, intense. Black cloak over his shoulders, a black hat atop his head. The brim of which was pulled so low that it looked almost sinister. Heavy black leather boots. One two, one two, her heart found his rushed rhythm and matched it. The edges of his cloak caught and fluttered in the wind at his sides. He raised h

Friday Links: Patrice Oneal, Henry Rollins, Louis Ck, Finger Eleven, New Boobs On Ratemywow, New O&a Videos, Good Morning Cheating Wives, New Videos
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) FYI - The website Patrice mentioned on air was ROUND AND BROWN. There, now stop Emailing. Good morning and Good Friday to all of ye Catholics out there... and if you're not, then... you don't get to go to Heaven...or something. The Opie and Anthony Show is going to be busy as hell this morning, and we're waking up the guys who caught their wives cheating this morning...look out. Patrice Oneal is filling in for our own Jim Norton, who is at the Miami Improv all weekend. Patrice will also be on-air with The Black Phillip Show tomorrow night from 9pm to Midnight on XM202. Henry Rollins will also be stopping by to talk about The Henry Rollins Show on IFC. Our buddy Louis CK will also be thrown into the mix to plug his dates, as well as Lucky Louie: The Complete First Season (if they sell enough DVDs, it's possible the show could come back!). Also, FINGER ELEVEN will be joining the program for an acoustic performance fr

Betrayal At Work
(Originally Posted on June 28, 2006)I might have dodged a bullet heading towards me since yesterday. I certainly hope so.Some fnck!ng moron who works here part time found a letter I had written to Idiot Boss and hadn't sent. It was in a blog my wife has. (She had put it there to ask for advice. It contained details of problems I was having with management at work.)Anyway, this guy told some people at work. One of them (let's call him George) decided it would be fun to tell the Coffee Drinker about it. CD is one of IB's loyal lackeys, so it was extremely stupid on George's part to mention it.The really bad thing is that a couple of weeks previous, I had put my ass on the line to save George's job. On top of that, a few months back George approached another couple of employees here to start a business competing with this one. I never mentioned it to IB or anybody else.Currently, I don't have any major plans against George, but I'll be DAMNED if I'll tell him crap anymore...tag:

Balkinization
(Originally Posted on June 30, 2006)Here's something interesting about Bush's administration's philosophy from Jack M. Balkin's blog Balkinization: Axiom 1: We are good people.Axiom 2: Our enemies are bad people.Axiom 3: Anything that helps good people beat bad people is good. Corollary 1: Whatever we do to beat our enemies is good.Corollary 2: Whatever hinders us from doing what we do to beat our enemies is bad. Theorem 1: Anything that makes us look bad is false. (Proof: If it makes us look bad, it must be false, because, according to Corollary 1, what we do to beat our enemies is good, notbad.)Corollary 3: It cant be true that the Guantanamo prisoners killed themselves because of how we treated them. (Proof: That would make us look bad. Whatever makes us look bad is false.)Surprising Corollary 4: Facts that make us look bad are false.(Proof: Follows directly from Theorem 1.) (Comment: If you thought that facts cant be false, you havent understood that truth and falsity are mor

Bat Guano And "hate Speech"
by Dr. William Pierce Today I want to talk with you about something which gravely concerns me, and that is the corruption of our government and our police by Jewish pressure groups. I've spoken with you about this before two or three times, but the threat to our liberty is becoming more serious by the day, and we all need to be aware of what is happening currently. In brief, the Jews make up only two and one-half per cent of the U.S. population, but they are smart, they are aggressive, they are extraordinarily well organized and cooperate with each other at all levels in order to advance their own ethnic interests, and by cooperating have acquired a vastly disproportionate share of the power and the wealth in the United States. But that is not enough for them. They want everything, they believe they're entitled to everything -- at least, the religious Jews believe that -- and they're all trying their damnedest to get it. In the present Clinton administration they have for all pra

Choosing A Barbie Doll
by Dr. William Pierce Usually I like to deal with hard news on these programs: demographic statistics which need to be brought to our attention, crime stories which have been suppressed by the controlled media, unreported aspects of the sleazy business of government in Washington, the names and doings of the powerful men responsible for much of what's wrong in the world today. I like to deal with facts -- facts that we can check for ourselves, because credibility is such an important aspect of every program, of everything we talk about. And the reason credibility is so important to us is not that what we talk about is far-fetched or hard to believe -- most of it is commonsense stuff clearly backed up by facts -- but what I tell you also runs directly against the way the public has been conditioned to think these days. Much of what I say is not Politically Correct, and for that reason much of the public is afraid of it, terrified of it, doesn't want to believe it, will look for any e

Hands Off Yugoslavia!
by Dr. William Pierce I suppose I have a weird sense of humor, but I often laugh at things which really are more grotesque than funny. That certainly is the case when Mr. Clinton holds a press conference, puts on a stern face, and begins wagging his finger and talking about morality. For the past couple of weeks the target of Clinton's finger-wagging has been Yugoslavia and its President Slobodan Milosevic. President Milosevic is an immoral man, Clinton says, because he won't agree to the White House's resident warmonger, Madeleine Albright, sending 28,000 NATO soldiers into Yugoslavia to run things there. President Milosevic believes that he is capable of running his own country without the help of a foreign occupying army. President Milosevic says that he and his fellow Serbs will fight to the death to defend their country from foreign aggression. Mr. Clinton says that is an "immoral" attitude, and he will bomb Yugoslavia back into the Stone Age if Milosevic doesn't let Ms. Albrig

Jewish Democracy
by Dr. William Pierce Well, there's been another dragging, this one just last week in Martin, South Dakota. Three Indians from a reservation there severely beat a White man, 21-year-old Brad Young, tied a rope around his neck and to the back of their truck, and dragged the White man until they thought he was dead. Then they cut the rope loose from their truck and drove off, leaving their unconscious and badly injured victim lying in a field, where he was later found. His ears had been torn off, and his face and neck were so badly lacerated that his family couldn't recognize him. The sheriff, noting the viciousness of the attack and that the victim was White and his attackers were Indians, told reporters that it was clearly a "hate crime." The fascinating thing about this particular incident is that it is practically a mirror image of the dragging of a Black by three White men in Jasper, Texas, last year: three White men and a Black victim in the first case; three Indians and a Wh

Knowledge And Discipline
by Dr. William Pierce As I was preparing this week's broadcast, the news story causing the most excitement in the controlled media was a series of drive-by shootings last weekend in Illinois and Indiana by a 21-year-old student at the University of Indiana, Benjamin Smith, who killed himself as police were trying to arrest him. In addition to himself Smith killed only two other people -- not much to get excited about by today's standards, when drive-by shootings are a nightly occurrence in a number of our larger cities. What really had the media people stirred up about Smith, however, was the fact that he was a member of a pro-White church, and his targets were all non-Whites: Blacks, Jews, and Asians. A Black and an Asian died. I don't know anything about Smith except what was on the television news and the Internet, but I cannot help but feel some sympathy for him. Smith, according to those who knew him, was intelligent, quiet, and serious. He was a student of criminal justice

Odysseus' Way
by Dr. William Pierce Sometimes after I finish speaking with you in one or another of my programs, I have a bad feeling. I feel that I have let you down by not really leveling with you and telling you everything. I feel as if I have walked into the courtyard of the temple and politely reprimanded one or two of the moneychangers there for his dishonest practices, when I should have overturned all of the tables and then taken a whip to everyone in sight. I feel that way after I have focused heavily on a very specific problem in our society -- on our immigration problem, on our embarrassment in the White House, on the decline of our schools, on the correlation between AIDS and race, even on such an urgent matter as the Jewish control of our news and entertainment media -- because I feel that I may have led some of you to believe that if we solve the particular problem I have talked about, or even many of the problems I talk about on these programs, then we will be well on the way to

Smell The Blood
by Dr. William Pierce During the past few weeks we've been talking mostly about the Clinton government's war against Serbia, and I've sometimes gotten a little hot under the collar. Some listeners have accused me of becoming intemperate. Well, perhaps so. But let me assure you, I do bite my tongue pretty hard to avoid saying what I really feel sometimes, because the FBI certainly would lock me up if said everything I felt like saying, and Janet Reno would file all sorts of charges against me. But I must tell you, I do not believe that it is intemperate of me to say that this monstrosity of a government we have in Washington is an evil thing which must be destroyed, by any means necessary. I believe that everyone who serves this government, of whatever party, is a traitor to our country and an enemy to our people, and should be dealt with accordingly. You see, that's the sort of statement which some listeners believe is intemperate, but which I believe is merely a statement of

Stopping The Hijacking Of America
by Dr. William Pierce Today I want to simply state a few facts -- and make a few simple statements about what I believe. First, I want to tell you why I make these broadcasts every week. I make these broadcasts because America is being hijacked, and I want to stop the hijacking. America used to belong to me and to people like me, people whose ancestors came over here from Europe, settled the land, fought the Indians, and built a civilization here: a civilization based on the values and ideals that they brought here with them from Europe, values and ideals which have belonged to my people for thousands of years. But America is being hijacked. It is being taken away from my people, so that it can become the property of an alien people instead. It is being changed, perverted, to suit their tastes and their needs instead of the tastes and needs of my people. I want to stop this hijacking. I want to take America back and make it the heritage of my people again. Now I will tell you

The End Of Patriotism
by Dr. William Pierce You know, what Madeleine Albright and the rest of the Clinton gang are doing in Yugoslavia is really something new, and it's taking me a while to become accustomed to it. This is the first time I've ever hoped that American bombers would be shot down or American ships sunk. It's a strange feeling, and I don't really like it. I remember back during the Vietnam war how I despised people like Jane Fonda and Bill Clinton, who carried Viet Cong flags and demonstrated in favor of America's enemies, at a time when the Viet Cong and the North Vietnamese were killing an average of 100 young Americans every day. I never was enthusiastic about American involvement in Vietnam, but since we were involved I thought that we ought to win as quickly as possible and then get out. And of course, our opponents then were communists and they were non-White; I had no objections at all to killing them. And there was still the pretense that the war was a patriotic effort, an effort

The Holocaust Shakedown
by Dr. William Pierce Imagine that a robber walks into a bank, points a pistol at a teller, hands her a bag, and demands that she put all the money from her cash drawer in it. At first she protests, but then, after he threatens to shoot, she fills the robber's bag with cash. And then imagine that, as the robber walks out of the bank with his bag of loot, the bank guard opens the door for him, smiles at him, offers to hail a cab for him, and tells him to come again soon. After that it's not difficult to imagine that he probably will. That's about the way it's been with the Jews recently. Two years ago they put a gun to the head of the Swiss people collectively and demanded billions of dollars in reparations for Swiss bank accounts they claimed had been owned by Jews who disappeared during the Second World War. The Swiss initially protested that unclaimed Jewish bank accounts from the 1930s and 1940s amounted at most to a few million dollars, not to billions, and besides the war ende

The Jews And The Senators
by Dr. William Pierce Sometimes the most important things occur virtually unnoticed, while people's attention is focused on things of no consequence. Last week, while everyone was glued to his television screen, oohing and ahing over Hurricane Floyd and watching the huge traffic jams of lemmings fleeing the southeastern coastal areas lest they be obliged to do a little wading, much more dangerous and sinister doings than wind, rain, and high tides were afoot, but hardly anyone noticed. The Senate Judiciary Committee in Washington was holding a public hearing and listening to suggestions from various pressure groups on ways to eliminate free speech on the Internet. That's not what they called it, of course; they said they were trying to devise ways of keeping "hate" off the Internet. They want to protect children from being exposed to "hate," they say. They want to reduce the amount of violence in the country, they say; many people learn from the Internet to hate, and then having

The Limits Of Toleration
by Dr. William Pierce There are several interesting things in the news that we could spend half an hour talking about on today's program. There is the story of the bribery of African officials on the International Olympic Committee by businessmen in Salt Lake City in order to have their city chosen as the site of the Winter Olympics in 2002. We might look into the question of why it was specifically the African members who were bribed, why it was generally known in Olympic circles that the African members had their hands out for bribes, but no one in the controlled media would discuss this fact before the scandal broke recently. And in fact, the controlled media still are very reluctant to tell us which members of the International Olympic Committee were asking for bribes or to show us their faces. But, you know, I've found it difficult to become very excited about the Olympics -- or surprised about any hypocrisy or crookedness associated with the games -- ever since basketball became

Thoughts On Government
by Dr. William Pierce Some of my listeners tell me that I talk too much about the Jews, that I blame them for too many things, that the Jews aren't the only ones to be blamed for the wrecking of our civilization and our culture, that there are many Jews who aren't involved in destructive activities, and so on. Well, I agree in part with these critics. Certainly there are people who are not Jews who are destroying our civilization and our race and taking away our freedom, and there are many Jews who are involved in these things only to the extent that they are members of the Jewish community and thereby are supplying material and moral support to the Jews who are active wreckers and subverters. You know, the reason I speak so often about Jews is not that Jews are my favorite topic; it is that Jews, through their domination of our news and entertainment media, have a more powerful influence on public opinion and thereby on our government than any other coherent group. Well, there'

Tribal Thinking
by Dr. William Pierce Quite often I make fun of liberals on this program: you know, feminists, egalitarians, New World Order enthusiasts, the kind of people who identify with Bill Clinton as a fellow child of the '60s and who admire Hillary as the very model of the modern American woman; people who have filters on their minds to keep out Politically Incorrect facts and ideas; people who refuse even to look at the world except through Politically Correct goggles. I mean, it's pretty hard to take such people seriously. Hypocrisy makes such a wonderful target, and practically everything a liberal says or does is glaringly hypocritical. Liberals think it is terrible that Serbs were rough on Albanians when the Serbs had the upper hand in Serbia's Kosovo province, but they don't want to hear about what the Albanians do to the Serbs when the tables are turned. They claim to be for peace and love and brotherhood, but they are the first to call for cruise missiles and smart bombs when som

Capitalism And Equality
by Dr. William Pierce I was amused last week when America's top baseball commissars ordered that Atlanta Braves pitcher John Rocker undergo psychiatric testing because he said that he finds New York City a depressing place, filled with queers and non-Whites. What does that remind you of? What other country can you think of that, within recent memory, used to pack dissidents off to mental hospitals to silence them? What other regime claimed that anyone who deviated from the party line obviously must be crazy and needed treatment? I am sure that the commissars of big baseball didn't see the humor in their response to John Rocker's comments. All they saw was someone who was rocking their gravy train and needed to be slapped down before he caused some gravy to be spilled. After all, baseball is big business. It's show business, with its multimillion-dollar celebrity contracts, its glitzy advertising, and its total dependence on television for bringing its product to the couch pota

Down The Slippery Slope
by Dr. William Pierce I've had many comments on the program in which I told you about the breakup of a child-pornography ring in Moscow which kidnapped Russian children, raped and sexually tortured them in front of cameras, and then sold videos of the activity to wealthy perverts in the West. In some of the videos, children were raped and tortured to death. Many listeners who contacted me were frustrated because they were unable to locate the news sources on the Internet which I cited during my broadcast. I myself was surprised at the almost total blackout of this important story in the United States, especially in view of the fact that many of the customers of this child-pornography ring live in this country -- or perhaps that's why the blackout was so nearly complete here. But information is available to those who know how to look for it. In addition to the media sources I cited earlier, there were a couple of other reports, which I have become aware of since my broadcast. Ther

The Chinese Invasion
by Dr. William Pierce Hello! If you have listened often to my broadcasts, you probably have heard me say more than once that we must oppose the enemies of our people only by legal means at this time: that no matter how much we are tempted to ignore this warning, and no matter how morally justified violence or illegality may be, we must swallow our rage and restrain ourselves. And the reason we must not resort to illegality is simply that we cannot win an armed conflict against the government: the disparity in forces at this time is too great; we are too heavily outgunned. Sometimes, however, the temptation becomes almost overwhelming. Imagine this hypothetical situation: an enemy nation -- Red China, say -- launches a surprise attack on the United States. With precision nuclear missile strikes the enemy forces take out our centers of command and control all across the United States. At the same time Chinese immigrants in America execute a plan which has been carefu

Game:: First Reaction!!
Okay this is called FIRST REACTION ... type what comes to your mind first whenever you hear these 40 words. Don't think and don't go back and change. Doesn't matter how random just type it! Repost it for all of your friends... 1. Cigarettes: pointless 2. Sex: itz gurr-ate, but riiight now, itz the one thing that i hate due tu an outkum! 3. Relationships: are so komplikating...why doez it have tu be thyz way? 4. Your Last Ex: omg...i miss hym more than anything! He'z alwayz on my mind...i love hym tu death....Why doez it have tu be lyke thiz babe? 5. Michigan Football: um, .....i don't know 6. Crack: um, dude pull up ur pantz! 7. Food: itz there.... 8. The President: HAHAHA 9. War: don't get me started! 10. Car: i need one! 11. Gas Prices: thank god my feet still work! 12. Halloween: LUV it.....letz have two .....n' skip christmas!! 13. Bon Jovi: um, i guezz ok!! .... a lil' over-rated! 14. Religion: i don't know..... 15. MySpace: i'm addikted.

Who.was.your.last
L A S T . P E R S O N. 1. You said I love you to? Daniel 2. Rode in a car with chelsea n' lacey 3.Went to the movies with? mutha n' brother 4. Went to the mall with? daniel, mutha, brother, mutha'z friend 5. Made you laugh? Daniel 7. Last person that told you they Loved you? ??hym?? W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R. 1. Pierce your nose or tongue? have the nose want the tongue 2. Be serious or be funny?: depends on the situation... 3. Drink whole or skim milk?: milk makez me sick 4. Die in a fire or get shot?: get shot!! 5. Spend time with your parents or enemies? iz there a difference? A N S W E R . T R U T H F U L L Y. 1. Do you like anyone?: yeah i du!! A lOt! 2. Sun or moon?: Moon! 3. Winter or Fall? fall 4. left or right?: riiiight 5. 10 acquaintances or two best friends?: 2 BeStFrIeNdZ 6. Sunny or rain? rain when he'z here, stuck inside all day! A B O U T . Y O U 1. Middle Name?: Nicole 2. First N

Destroying Order
by Dr. William Pierce George Bush had his wife on television last Saturday drumming up public support for his war. The basic theme of her message was that the Taliban -- and fundamentalist Muslims generally -- don't treat their women the way Politically Correct Americans believe they should be treated. The Muslims make them wear head-to-toe covering in public, won't let them drive cars or hang out in shopping malls, and there's hell to pay if one of them is caught flirting with a man who isn't her husband. Worst of all, from Laura Bush's point of view, the women under Taliban control aren't permitted to work in factories or offices but instead must stay home and take care of the kids. The message was that it's our duty to make the folks in Afghanistan treat their women the way Mrs. Bush thinks that they should be treated. If they won't do things her way voluntarily, then it's our duty to use cruise missiles and B-52s to force them to do it her way. Another theme of Mrs. Bush's me

Star Wars Horoscope
Star Wars Horoscope for Libra You are on a lifelong pursuit of justice and determined to succeed. You convey the art of persuasion through force. You always display your supreme intelligence. You have a great talent in obtaining balance between yourself and your surroundings. Star wars character you are most like: Obi Wan Kenobie What Is Your Star Wars Horoscope?

Hear My Good News
Hear my good news First of all, I want to make a point here, I wasn't always a Christian. I was "saved" when I was about 9 or 10 years old, and one bible verse stuck in my head all my life. "For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him, shall not perish but have everlasting life." John 3:16. I wasn't brought up in a home where we all got into the car every Sunday and went to church, in fact, my parents never took us to church. I went to church with my brother who was engaged and later married a preacher's daughter. It was there where I first learned of Jesus and what He done for me (us). As I grew up, I'd still talk to God as i would any of my friends, as if He was there (and He was). But then I started a journey away from God, slowly but surely leaving Him out of my life more and more. I was involved with after-school activities, and girls (premarital sex) and started smoking, then doing drugs, drinking, and more and more I was getting

Forever
The morning sun streamed in warm and bright through the window. She lay on her side, sheet draped loosely over her body with one leg exposed, watching him. He sat on the floor, facing the sun, deep in meditation. She had waited so long to get here. From the moment they began chatting over a month ago, she knew that they belonged together. He was slow to open to her. Even now so much of him was still a mystery. She would get close, so very close to his heart, and then he would push away. He always kept her at arms length. When she had the opportunity to finally go to him, he didn't answer her for some time. She had just about written it off when he agreed. He did want to see her. He did want her. But did he need her? Did he love her? She took her time as she lay there, imprinting everything she could about his features into her memory. Thick, dark hair with speckles of gray here and there. A shadow of a beard beginning around reddish-pink, full lips. She smiled to herself, thinki

Poem I Love.
So, you're sick of this life, just want to run away. Find a new place, one far, far away. You think that's the answer, you think that's the cure. It's because you're young you think you can't endure. Hold on to what you know, the good that's all around, You don't have to look hard for it to be found. Open your eyes and see what I see, A beautiful girl standing before me. She made a few mistakes, as do we all, Learn from them now to avoid another fall, You think in my eyes you have fallen from grace, but I hold you still in that very special place. Close to my heart, right by my side, feeling your pain to know how you've cried. Pick yourself up, find the good in you, I know it's there, and you do too. You are so special, so stop all the tears, I am here for you, so forget all your fears. Don't run away from times that get tough, think about it all, and don't sweat the small stuff. You can handle anything you put your mind to, even when you've fought until you think

Update
Well I figured I would give you all an update on whats going on. Im still working now full time here in Pryor at Kum N Go. I actually really enjoy the job too!!! As far as the rec center, I did get voted in to start working there, but I cant do it because the hours are 4p-8pm instead of the noon-4pm that she said it was going to be. And I go in as early as 7pm sometimes. But its okay because Ihave been getting called into the Kum N Go in claremore on bluestarr road more often now on my days off. So thats basically my part time job there even though its the same job. But I enjoy doing it so it doesnt bother me! Also mom and dad came over and brought me there car last night!!! Im using there car until Iget my own, but htey got there newcar finally. So its nice to have car again not havng to rely on anyone else!!! But everything is going pretty good here so far. Just now waiting on my taxes to get done to find out how much of a tax return Im getting this year!! Im off to sleep peeps!! Lo

Modern Birds And Bees
Little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born? The father answers "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway. Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had set up a firewall, and since it was to late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-up appeared and said: You've got male."

The Difference Betwen Men And Women...
Difference Between Women And Men 1.NAMES If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy. 2.EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20 , even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. 3.MONEY A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale. 4.BATHROOMS A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. 5.ARGUMENTS

Smart Man
This guy knows his math! He writes: I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and gave the woman the finger. " Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why: I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass everyday. Statistically

Rent Payment...
RENT PAYMENT A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend The afternoon with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before He left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he Would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the Payment RENT FOR APARTMENT." On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, Realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he Had his secretary send a check for $250 and enclose the following typed note: "Dear Madam: Enclosed find a check for $250 for rent of your Apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I Rented the place, I was under the impression that: #1 - it had never been occupied; #2 - there was plenty of heat; and #3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home. However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, There was no heat, and it was entirely too large." Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately re

Send Them All Back
by Dr. William Pierce A friend in New York has sent me a collection of New York newspapers with stories about the September 11 attack on the World Trade Center. I've scanned at least 20 issues of the New York Times, the New York Post, and the Daily News from the past six weeks. I wasn't paying much attention to the repetitious stories about how many thousands of tons of rubble had been removed or how many bodies had been recovered. Instead, I was trying just to capture the flavor of the party line being fed to the public by the media in New York, which is pretty much the same flavor as that being fed to the rest of the country, except perhaps a little stronger. There are several components of this flavor, but the strongest is the intense, almost maniacal hostility directed against anyone who questions the assertion by the media and the government that the September 11 attack was based solely on the hatred that fundamentalist Muslims -- especially Osama bin Laden and his followers

The Greatest Betrayal
by Dr. William Pierce Let's begin today by tying up a few loose ends from previous broadcasts. Last week, in commenting on the December 12 arrests of the head of the Jewish Defense League and his second-in-command in Los Angeles as they prepared to bomb a mosque and the office of a California congressmen of Lebanese ancestry, I predicted that unless you kept a very close eye on the news you probably wouldn't hear a peep from the Jewish media bosses about these arrests, that the Jews would attempt to protect their own, just as they have covered up for numerous terrorist acts by the Jewish Defense League in the past and also have covered up for a long history of criminal activity and gangland associations by the Jewish Anti-Defamation League. Actually, there was more news coverage of this latest Jewish Defense League terrorism than I expected. The best coverage outside the Los Angeles area was in the Washington Times, which is not owned or controlled by Jews, but there also were tw

The Morality Of Survival
by Dr. William Pierce The biggest thing in the news now is the imminent killing of the young soldier Timothy McVeigh by the Bush government. Even though I've never met or corresponded with Timothy, I've had dozens of reporters calling me for interviews in connection with the killing, because he read one of my novels, The Turner Diaries. The reporters seem almost gleeful. One of those awful, heterosexual White male gun nuts who doesn't follow the party line is to be killed, and isn't it wonderful! The columnists and editorialists like to use words such as "evil" and "monster" in their references to McVeigh. One can imagine them all dancing the hora with their Jewish bosses as the hour of the killing approaches and then cheering in unison as the poison flows into his veins. Why this enormous hatred for Timothy? They say it is because he killed 168 people. I say it is because he refuses to say that he is sorry: he refuses to whine and make excuses and beg for his life, like they wou

Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Make Me Have Some Fun
Hello, i am looking for some fun. so if the ladies can find me some or want to have some let me know. i am a single father raising a little one. so i need to have some fun now and then. so let's have some fun!!!

Random Funnies
Arthritis A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, do you know what causes arthritis?" The priest replied, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath." The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned." Then returned to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?" The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does." -----------------------------------------

Life Explained...
Creation On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?" And God agreed. On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family for this; I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about

Next Time Ask...
If you've ever worked for a boss that reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through... A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, "I bring home about $400 a week. Why do you ask?" The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and screamed, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back."* Feeling proud of himself for making this bold statement, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?" From across the factory floor came a voice, "He's the Pizza delivery guy from Domino

Happiness...
Presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama and John Edwards were flying to a convention. Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy." John added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy." Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of them out of the window and make 156 million people very happy."

World Community Grid Is Great!
(Originally Posted on August 9, 2006)I mentioned this before, but it bears repeating. There is a piece of software from a company called World Community Grid. What they do is to use your computer's idle time to search for cures for various diseases.They started out with Human Proteome Folding. Here's a couple of paragraphs for this project:Only a few years ago, scientists completed a draft sequence of the Human Genome. While our genes are an amazing repository of information, knowing the genes is only the beginning. It is the proteins made from these genes that actually carry out all the functions that keep us alive.However, scientists still do not know the functions of a large fraction of human proteins. With an understanding of how each protein affects human health, scientists can develop new cures for human disease.After a while, they added stuff for AIDS as well:UNAIDS, the Joint United Nations Program on HIV/AIDS, estimated that in 2004 there were more than 40 million people ar

3 Years Ago
The Death of Superman. * The monster Doomsday defeats the entire Justice League and kills Superman in Metropolis. * Superboy, Cyborg-Superman, The Eradicator and Steel emerge. * Coast City is destroyed by Mongul and Cyborg-Superman. * Superman is resurrected. * The Parallax entity possesses Hal Jordan * Jordan / Parallax ravages the Green Lantern Corps and destroys the Central Power Battery. * The Guardians of the Universe are killed except Ganthet. * Kyle Rayner becomes the last active Green Lantern. * Batman suffers a broken back at the hands of Bane and is replaced by Jean-Paul Valley. * Iris Allen returns from the future with Bart Allen. * Zero Hour. Parallax kills the Time Trapper and defeats Extant. The Golden Age Dr. Mid-Nite and Atom perish; the first Hourman, believed to be killed, is removed from the timeline and replaced by the third, android Hourman.

Revenge Is An Armored Bulldozer
(Originally Posted on August 11, 2006)I use StumbleUpon, and I found a story about a man who fought for ideals in a way that makes it seem Satanic in Nature:From http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?t=143648:52 year old welder Marvin Heemeyer lived in Grunbee Colorado fixing vehicle mufflers. His small repair shop was located near a concrete factory called Mountain Park. To Marvin and his neighbors' horrors, the owners of Mountain Park decided to expand the factory, forcing the people living near-by to sell their land to Mountain Park.Sooner or later the factory's neighbors gave up, except for Marvin. Having tried every way possible, the owners of the factory failed to acquire his land. However all the surrounding land was now owned by the factory, which resulted in Marvin's shop getting cut off from the rest of the world.Marvin tried everything in his powers to restore justice. Obviously, the city council and other politicians of the state were on the factory owners' evil

Pledge Of Allegiance Post
(Originally Posted on August 14, 2006)This picture on the Freedom From Religion Foundation page shows the Pledge of Allegiance as it was from 1923 to 1954:Notice the lack of the words "Under God". Those words were added during the 1950's.And here's a bit of trivia I found doing some StumbleUpon stuff:And thanks to Barry Weber for pointing out: "Fascinating, isn't it, that we haven't won a war since the words 'under God' were added, but were victorious in a number of them before we claimed that status for ourselves?"Very interesting...tag: politics, religion, Pledge of Allegiance-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Ave Santanas!

Bitch, Whine, Moan, Complain...
(Originally Posted on August 14, 2006)One woman here is bitching about society getting more lax in their standards and going away from God. (Probably the Christian god.) She laments we don't fight the homosexuals, the pornographers, the Hollywood permissive lifestyle, etc.Well I, for one, ENJOY THE HELL OUT OF THOSE THINGS!Can ANYBODY give me ONE reason why freedoms such as she mentions need to be curtailed that doesn't boil down to some religious edict? Quite frankly, it is NOBODY'S business if two (or more) willing adults get married, be they men, women, or a mixture. Porn is pleasing to look at, and one generation's porn is another generation's "high art". (Supposedly, for example, opera when it came out was though of as vulgar.) And the permissive lifestyle, well, it's fun as well.Here is the deal: Religious people want others to live by the rules of their religion. They can't seem to get the "live and let live" thing down. I could care less if a man and woman marry, just

Captured Cat
(Originally Posted on August 14, 2006)A while back, one of our cats (Ginger) got feline leukemia and had to be put to sleep. Last night, we caught the cat we think gave Ginger the disease. We kept it all throughout the night last night and took it to the pound this morning.So, if that was the cat, then we (hopefully) don't have to worry about the other cats getting sick.tag: Ginger, cats, animals, illness-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Ave Santanas!

The Adventures Of Putz Boy: Good News, Bad News
(Originally Posted on August 16, 2006)BAD NEWS: My officemate has been reported to Idiot Boss (we are pretty sure it was Putz Boy who did it) for being negative against Idiot Boss and for me not sticking up for him. Therefore, it seems to Idiot Boss that the officemate's negativity is rubbing off on me. So I have had to move my stuff into Putz Boy's office, where I will be around him ALL FREAKIN' DAY LONG! My plan: Put on my headphones in the morning and take them off when I leave, ignoring PB all the while.GOOD NEWS: Putz Boy's nemesis, The (Possible) Habitual Liar, has accepted an offer to come back here full time. It's really like Superman and Lex Luthor being roommates. :-) And the best part is, Putz Boy is going ALL negative against Idiot Boss now, not caring who hears. The Putz is talking about how IB is breaking laws, discriminating for certain employees, etc. PB's saying he no longer wants to work here and everything.It seems my curse might be working. All I know is

Satanic Tv - The Prisoner
(Originally Posted on August 17, 2006)If you don't know about The Prisoner, I feel sorry for you. The main character (named Number Six in the show and played by Patrick McGoohan) definitely has a Satanic worldview in a place where everybody conforms.Basically, the story is that a spy resigns from his post with no reason given. Because of this, some shadowy group kidnaps him and puts him on an island in a place called The Village. Nobody can know who is a prisoner, a guard, an informer, etc.It's pretty disturbing, even after almost 40 years...tag: The Prisoner, satan, satanic, satanism, satan, religion, video, television-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Ave Satanas!

On Terrorists And Time Travel
(Originally Posted on August 17, 2006)While surfing, I found this comic at this page.It got me to wondering about some things. Before I go into them, remember: I never claimed to be that nice of a person.Here is what I determined:1) Q: Would I try to dramatically change history, such as warning about the WTC bombings? A: No. Oh, I would call somebody the morning of and have the buildings evacuated (if I could), but I wouldn't try to stop the terrorists. We really needed to be kicked like that. It brought us together as a country. By the same token, I wouldn't kill Hitler either. If he hadn't been there, doing those despicable things, we as a culture would still be pretty anti-semetic.2) Q: Okay, what would I do if I had a time machine? A: I would do the following: 1. Become incredibly rich. I would go, for example, buy stock in Microsoft, Coca-Cola, Wal-Mart, and any of the other exceedingly big businesses of today, when the stocks were first put on the m

Games Magazine - Not!
(Originally Posted on August 18, 2006)I remember when I was really young (four or so), I found a magazine in my father's nightstand. I knew how to read a few simple words and saw two words I knew what they meant: "Play" meaning some kind of fun and "Boy" meaning a male child. I figured it was full of fun games and such, but flipping through it I only saw things like pictures of naked women. My mom found me and called my dad, asking him if he knew what I had found. (She was amused, not upset.)Anyway, the magazine didn't interest me at the time. Nowadays, it still doesn't interest me because it's just not hardcore enough. };->tag: personal, profile, porn-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Ave Satanas!

Cute Comic
(Originally Posted on August 18, 2006)I found a comic here that speaks loads for my view of humanity:Although I would have replaced the words "Paris Hilton" with "Fundamentalist Theists", "Government Bureaucrats", and the like.tag: religion, comic, humor, funny-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Ave Satanas!

Naughty Survey
naughty application Body: NAUGHTY APPLICATION fill out and send back to me 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)?: 4. Do you think i'm hot?: 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 20. How many times would you like to do it? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFR

The Adventures Of Putz Boy: Quarantined!
(Originally Posted on August 21, 2006)Last week, I caught a stomach bug from my former officemate. (Remember, I had to move in with Putz Boy last week or the week before.)Anyway, I suffered through it. (Well, not all the way through it. I still have to make several trips to the can.)Now, I am trying to stay in my office with Putz Boy to give The Gift That Keeps On Giving.Hopefully, he'll miss at least a few days of work from it and I won't have to put up with him.(Mind you, I would have come in anyway. This is just a bonus.)tag: revenge, illness, sick, Putz Boy

God Is Imaginary.com
(Originally Posted on August 21, 2006)Here's an interesting video I found using StumbleUpon. The video maker says he can prove Jesus is imaginary in less than five minutes. He then goes through biblical verses to prove just that.(If the blog allows videos, it should be shown above. Otherwise click the link to watch it.)In addition, here the author gives the most-heard excuses for saying his stuff is bullshit. What are your thoughts?tag: religion, christian, christianity, jesus, jesus is imaginary, imaginary friend, hoax-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Ave Satanas!

Planet Missing! Film At 11
(Originally Posted on August 24, 2006)Scientists have been thinking about a new definition of planets that would have added at least three other celestial bodies in our solar system into the list of planets: the asteroid Ceres, Pluto's moon Charon, and 2003 UB313 (nicknamed Xena).Instead, they stripped Pluto of its planetary status and relegated it to a subcategory of "dwarf planets" with Ceres and Xena. (Charon didn't change.)They did this with the new definition of a planet:"a celestial body that is in orbit around the sun, has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a ... nearly round shape, and has cleared the neighborhood around its orbit."(Actually something similar happened before. When Ceres was discovered in 1801, it was labelled as a planet. After a while, it was reclassified as an asteroid.)tag: science, planets, pluto, asteroids, solar system, ceres, charon-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Ave Satanas!

Odd Endz
(Originally Posted on August 29, 2006)I've been dizzy since last Friday, sometimes better, sometimes worse. I think it might be a slight inner ear infection, but I haven't bothered to see the doctor yet.One of my favorite daydreams is for me to have the ability to instantly hypnotize anybody regardless of language, in person, over television/video/etc, or on the radio. If I had the ability, I would get everybody in the world to send me $1/year. Since there are several billion people in the world, I would get several billion a year. I would use quite a bit of the money to hire everybody here (except for 4 people: Idiot Boss, Putz Boy, Coffee Man, and Annoying Guy) for my own business at double what they make here plus benefits. I wouldn't need them per se, but it'd effectively shut this business down.Also I found this cheesy graphic here:tag: daydreams, image, funny, humor, jesus, christian, christianity, calvin, satan, satanist, satanic, satanism, religion-*-*-*-*-*-

Thoughts On Death And Cremation
(Originally Posted on September 3, 2006)Rimmer: You can't whack death on the head! Lister: If he comes near me I'm gonna rip his nipples off!(From Red Dwarf: Future Echoes)I have for a while had a prepaid cremation plan with Alabama Cremation Centers, Inc. I paid my dues and such, so when I die, I get to be cremated and put into a container of my choice (when I chose the plan; I forget if I sprung for a fancier ash pot).My wife has also considered cremation. Her plan is that when we die, our ashes will be mixed together and buried with a tombstone.Anyway, while using StumbleUpon today, I found this article on what happens to the bdy during cremation. It's a little racy and a lot disturbing, but interesting and informative as it is. If you're wondering about cremation, you might want to check this out.And if you want to see my cremation, check out this page.Tags: cremation, death-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Ave Satanas!

Look Deep Into My Eyes
(Originally Posted on September 11, 2006)Last night, my wife and I went and saw Gary Conrad (a hypnotist) at The Stardome (a comedy club) in Birmingham (a city in Alabama). It was pretty funny. Conrad got the volunteers from the audience to do all sorts of things. One woman went so far as to strip off her bra (under her shirt) and throw it into the audience. She was a wild woman.I highly recommend the show.tag: funny, humor, comedy club, stardome, gary conrad, hypnotist, hypnotism-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!

Why Sentence Structure Is So Important
The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Debra came in the next morning with a terrible headache. She went to the cooler to take some aspirin. The boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off." "Could you jack off?" she said. "I feel like shit."

Bible Thumpers At It Again
Guard suspended after inmate hit with a Bible Associated Press April 12 2007, 1:54 PM EDT MANKATO, Minn. -- A jail guard has been suspended after allegedly thumping an inmate with a Bible. James Lee Sheppard, 56, has been charged with two gross misdemeanors for allegedly swatting a Blue Earth County Jail inmate with the book, grabbing him by the throat and slamming him against steel bars on Feb. 8, according to the criminal complaint. A video shows a guard entering the cell of inmate Jeremy Hansen, 26. The guard then takes Hansen's Bible and strikes him in the side of the face with the book. The two exchange words as the guard walks away, said Mankato Police Officer Allen Schmidt who watched the video. The rest of the confrontation was not captured on video because of an object obstructing the camera. But the complaint states that Sheppard walked back toward Hansen, grabbed him and pushed him into the cell bars. Dennis McCoy, Blue Earth County administrator, said

Fat
good day all why is it that my profile attracts a bucket load of Fat people??, now before you start deriding me and calling me names I,ve nothing against porkers some of my freinds are bloters and some woman really are bbw, but none whove approched me on here so far are, and why do they have the most revealing pics?? keep it covered its not big and its not clever..well actually it is big but hey you know what I mean

Supermarket Story. .
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket, where she selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of romaine lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee, And a 1 lb package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct, but how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

Poetry Contest
TWO-LINE RHYME THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO- LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you because I was pissed. I thought that I could love no other -- that is until I met your brother. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, & so are you But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty ... and so is your head. I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off your face. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -- Damn, I'm good at telling lies! My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way? My fee

Moving House
I swear moving house is more stressful than: Waiting for exam results Waiting for a college letter Having a baby Getting married I have packed 0 boxes and have to be moved in ooo 14 days so erm yeah guess i'd better get started

We're The Chipmunks!
(Originally posted on September 28, 2006)Yesterday morning after showering, I noticed one of our cats had a new "play toy." It was a bit dark and I wasn't wearing my glasses, so it looked like my wife's pet rat. I got closer, though, and saw it was a chipmunk, still alive and healthy.I managed to get it away from the cat, but it ran off through the house with the dogs chasing it. I finally got it cornered and trapped it in a box.(I tried a couple of times to wake my wife up to show her, but she's a deep sleeper and I didn't want to disturb her.)Anyway, I let it go outside.My life's just a thrill-a-minute, isn't it. tag: animals, cat, dog, chipmunk, life-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!

Why Is Religion Like Pornography?
(Originally posted on October 5, 2006)I found a funny, yet truthful post as to why religion is like pornography. It's interesting reading.tag: religion, pornography, humor, atheist, atheism-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!

The Shoutbox Thing
i should say for those who try to message me via that shoutbox, it won't work. i disabled it because it just went crazy and i don't want it completely going off a lot, so i turned it off. i'd rather you comment or message me via the private emails anyway. also, if i sound a little naive or crazy in comments, it's because i'm shy, i don't know what to say and i have to say thanks.

And Then There Was You
And Then There Was You So cold and dark, so empty and alone, Never knowing what real love was. So fragile and closed, so hateful and cruel, never to open my heart to anyone, and then there was you. So scared, so new, not knowing what was to come, I gave you what little I had left. Hoping that you would want me the way that I am. Timid and frightend, wanting to love again, and then there was you. A little relief from the beating that my heart took, trying to remember what it was like. You showed me that it was real and true, you touch so gentle, you saw right through. All the pain and distrust disappeared that day, the love that consumed me felt so perfect and so right. Still hesitant to let anyone see who I really was, and then there was you. Believing in me, trusting me, loving me unconditionally, letting go of all the fear, anger, and regret. Knowing that it is ok just to be who I am. Crying, laughing, talking, sharing emotions that I tried to hide for so long, All

Tick Removal Made Easy!
Subject: Easy Tick Removal Please forward to anyone with children... or hunters or dogs, Etc!! thanks! A School Nurse has written the info below -- good enough to Share -- And it really works!! I had a pediatrician tell me what she believes is the best way to remove a tick. This is great , because it works in those places where it's sometimes difficult to get to with tweezers: between toes, in the middle of ... A head full of dark hair, etc. Apply a glob of liquid soap to a cotton ball. Cover the tick with the soap-soaked cotton ball and swab it for a few seconds (15-20), the tick will come out on it's own and be stuck to the cotton ball when you Lift it away. This technique has worked every time I've used it (and that was frequently), and it's much less traumatic for the patient and easier for me. Unless someone is allergic to soap, I can't see that this would be damaging in any way. I even had my doctor's wife call me for advice because she had o