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Terms Of Endearment
A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her "My Love", "Darling", "Sweetheart", etc., etc. His friend looked at him and said, "That's really nice after all of these years you've been married to keep saying those little pet names." The host said, "Well, honestly, I've forgotten her name."

The Great Lies Of Life
No your ass does not look big in those.. Money isn't everything It's great to be a Negro I'm only going to put it in a little way I've never done this before The cheque’s in the mail Anticipation is half the fun This will hurt me more than it hurts you I’ll only put it in a little way I promise I won't finish in you "This won't hurt, I promise."

-=[ Bitter Much? ]=- (ouch, I'd Hate To Get This..)
make demands pretend you're boss you have no idea how much you piss me off tucked aside up on a shelf ya’ need me now? go fuck yourself want me there to comfort you but when it's all good it's fuck me too make me jealous so you can smile our relationship ain't worth my while you act mature but then ya switch tricked my ass fucking high school bitch don't want games cause we're at the end hope you have fun as my ex-girlfriend

Foundry Cams: Kyra Shows Off Her New White F*ck Me Shirt And Tiny Thong
The lovely Kyra from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in a great new video showing off her amazing hiney in a thong and her F*CK ME SHIRT... Click The pic to see the video!

Im Sorry
sun¢¾shineDate: Jul 31, 2007 12:11 PM I'm sorry..if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs.I'm sorry..if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".I'm sorry..if I'm not tan enough for you.I'm sorry..if I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you.I'm sorry..If i don't have a dream body that turns you on.I'm sorry..if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like meI'm sorry..if my hair is not long enough.I'm sorry..if I'm not the "hottest" girl you have ever seen.But most of all...I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry."If you're one of the few GUYS with enough balls to repost and you would never make your girl feel this way, repost as "I love you just the way you are.." TO REPOST YOU MUST CLI

Hi There ....
Life begins again ... i'm new on this planet so be gentle with me fubarians .... there are new experiences at any age - so be aware and grasp any opportunity to enjoy life to the fullest ... later, me And If You Aren't Having Fun - You Aren't Doing It Right !!!

Nothing But Love : .
Mash it up now That's exactly what we gonna do Make it good You are so beautiful You are so wonderful And you can make your dreams Make them come true You get through everything And cast a laugh and sing You can do anything That you want to You bring the sunshine when it's dark With nothing but love sweet love And make me smile and say it's fine When I haven't got a dime Love, true love And when things are going wrong We can fix it with a song I know we can now We gonna do it You don't need expensive furs You don't need no diamonds and pearls You don't need that witchcraft world To make your dreams come true You don't need no Cadillac car You don't have to be no movie star Just what you are And I know that you make it through You are the essence of Everything I love Oh baby oh baby It's a positive vibration Going in circulation We gonna give it to the nation Through this evaporation I feel it deep,

I've Learned
As I've Matured... I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in... I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think. I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off. I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished. I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things. I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back. I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity. I've le

Poem
The rain falls down quietly... Soothing and calming my restless spirit... Releasing the pent up energy.... Driving away the madness... Til all that's left is silence. Trembling in anticipation... Wound up with eagerness.... Desperate for any kind of release... Driven mad with depression... And the rain comes down. Lightning and thunder strike... The rain begins to pour.... My blood no longer boiling.... My thoughts no longer racing... Finally I am at ease. The clouds drive away my sadness... As easily as they take away the sun.... Sounds from the sky bring me happiness... Soon my soul will be set free... The rain falls down quietly.

101 Ways To Be Annoying
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..." 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TVand then pointing it at the screen. 7. Speak only in a "robot" voice. 8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. 9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub." 10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inchpaper, 99 copies. 11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 12. Sniffle incessantly. 13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. 14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield

Support The Troops
*Turn up your volume*You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.You go to the mall and get

Misery - Soul Asylum
They say misery loves company We could start a company And make misery, Frustrated Incorporated I know just what you need I might just have the thing I know what you'd pay to see Put me out of my misery I'd do it for you, Would you do it for me? We will always be busy, making misery We could build a factory, and make misery We'll create the cure, we made the disease Frustrated Incorporated, Frustrated Incorporated I know just what you need I might just have the thing I know what you'd pay to feel Put me out of my misery Suicide kings and drama queens Forever after happily making misery Did you satisfy your greed, get what you need Was it only envy, so empty Frustrated incorporated... I'd do it for you, would you do it for me?

Ok Cherrys Funny Poem..seven Wise Men Lmfao Enjoy Haha...........
Funny Poem,LOL......"Seven wise men"08-01-2007 Body: -------------------------------6:50pm...------------------------------------------------ Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit, Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole, Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it within, Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without, Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell, Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee, touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee, Last was a sailor, dirty little runt, who sucked it and f*** it, and called it a *****. OMG THIS IS WILD BUT TRUE HEHE CHEERS CHERRYS ENJOY($DIAMOND DANDY RANDY)$

Online Surveys
These seem to be the key vehicle to getting ahead in the FUBAR world. But what's with investing 15 minutes of time and only THEN having it tell you that you're suddenly not qualified to participate in the survey? Clearly if you don't use the product they are sponsoring, you may get "disqualified." I've been steered now to Tylenol, Buick and some unknown citrus soda... never used these product... never (ever) will. So I get DQ'd? Stupid. I've worked in marketing... you don't go far if you only listen to folks who use your products. You excel when you listen to those who don't. Sigh.

World War Iii
President Bush and Sec'y Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?" Bush says, "We're planning WW III." And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?" Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits." The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?" Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you no one CARES about the 140 million Muslims".

A Medical Break Through
` >> >> A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen >> mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult >> four hour, surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give >> him a partial sponge bath. >> >> Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" >> Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know, Sir. I'm only >> here to wash your upper body and feet." >> >> He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" >> Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his >> testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back >> the covers. >> >> She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in >> the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close >> look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!" >> The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very >> slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonde

Theres A Reason I Haven't Been On Here Since Forever
I joined face book..and it is way more fun then this site..so if you want to chat to me join and add me on facebook. Just look me up I'm under as; Chelsea Bileski So add me..I am deleting this account at the end of August..so if you want to chat to me or see more pics or updated pics add facebook and add me as a friend..in a note say you met me on cherry tap and i will add you..thank you Chelsea

Is Hell Exothermic Or Endothermic?
The following is an actual question given on a McGill University chemistry mid-term Exam paper: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyles Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can

Do You Believe You Have A Haunting?
I run a non profit paranormal investigation & research team located in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. However we do investigations throughout Louisiana. We use the latest technology available to scientifically document and study paranormal activity. If you suspect your home or business may be haunted you may contact us @ admin@soul-online.org or visit our website for more information: http://soul-online.org We operate within the law, with the highest regard for client confidentiality, and the safety of our clients and team members. We will also never release any information or post any evidence without the clients consent.

Hell.com
I swear at hell.com it's christmas season because everyone and their momma is there buying and returning crap like it's chritsmas season. it's been like this for 2 months now. I ask WHEN IS IT GOING TO END WHEN WHEN WHEN???????? I can't take much more rude rotten attitude people!

Thought For The Day - 2 August 2007
Cat: Okay, I say get into the jet-powered rocket pants and junior-birdman the hell out of here.Kryten: An excellent and inventive suggestion, sir, with just two tiny drawbacks: A ) We don't have any jet-powered rocket pants; and B ) There's no such thing as jet-powered rocket pants outside the fictional series "Robbie Rocket Pants."Cat: Well that's put a crimp on an otherwise damn fine plan.

Illegal Alien Contributions To The Usa
ILLEGAL ALIEN "CONTRIBUTIONS" TO THE U.S. 2006 (First Quarter) INS/FBI Statistical Report on Undocumented Immigrants CRIME 95 % of Warrants in LOS ANGELES are for ILLEGAL ALIENS 83 % of Warrants for MURDER in Phoenix Arizona are FOR ILLEGAL ALIENS 86 % of Warrants for MURDER in Albuquerque New Mexico are for ILLEGAL ALIENS 75 % of those on the most wanted list in Los Angeles, Phoenix, Albuquerque are ILLEGAL ALIENS 24.9 % OF ALL INMATES in California detention centers are Mexican Nationals here ILLEGALLY 40.1 % of all inmates in Arizona detention centers are Mexican Nationals here ILLEGALLY 29 % (630,000) Convicted ILLEGAL ALIENS felons fill our state and federal prisons at the cost of $1.5 Billion Annually 53 % Plus of all investigated burglaries reported in California, New Mexico, Nevada, Arizona and Texas are perpetrated by ILLEGAL ALIENS 50 % Plus of all gang members in Los Angeles are IL

The Drunk
A drunk guy gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? he yells. "You're scaring my customers!" "I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls. With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

The Gift
THE GIFT Silver! So precious to some so it seems A coveted treasure and yet Tarnishes easily, takes lots of care To really make it gleam ~ Pieces of silver lay at my feet To mark a day in time None of them pretty, cept’ maybe one piece Deadly sharp… it caught my eye. ~ So I walked till I found a place to spend time To cut at the rot in my heart I carved in your name, my name, a tic for each year And then a broken heart ~ I laid the silver sharpness Across my fingertips Uttered a cry of sweet relief As the blood began to drip ~ And when my hand was wet and red I pressed it to the place Where I had carved our mark of time That now seems such a waste ~ I walked away and left behind Beneath the bleeding tree The silver gift that celebrates The end of you and me ~ I walked past the gift I left for you The names have worn away But the heart still bleeds…I saw the red As if it were yesterday ~ Laurel Barclay (c)05 Don’t steal my shit!

Whats That About?
i got this family member that some how have her best friends husband livin with her like there married.her friend asked her to let him live with her because she want to live by herself eventhough they just got married. please tell me whats that about?

A Voice For Those That Can Not Speak
I never thought that I would find myself back in animal rescue and today I went with a friend to rescue a dog that was about Merilyns age the conditions were horrid the abuse and neglect that this dog had been through was just so unimaginable that it made me ill .. half starved,beaten and scared the collar that he had on was to tight and cut through his neck. We could not even tell what breed he was I was able to get him to calm down enough to clean some of the cuts that he had on top of that he was covered in fleas and mites and who knows what else he had. The owners were taken in for by the police neighbors had been calling for days (or so they had said)... I realized when I had gone off on the woman that I can no longer even think to be back in rescue "HOW CAN A PERSON CARE SO LITTLE FOR A LIFE" I started yelling as they were coming up the walk way to where the dog was "DO YOU NOT SEE THAT YOU ARE THE REASON WE ARE HERE"... "WOULD YOU TREAT A CHILD LIKE THIS"... at that moment

He's Gone
another tear slides down my cheek it burns against my shivering face. the stormy weather outside matches the mood in my heart. he doesn’t know how much i love him. he probably never will know the depth i would walk to hell and back if it would show him. i wish he felt the same so powerful are these feelings of love, and anger, and pain. pain for what i had, and did not see, anger for just not noticing love for the most wonderful man to ever touch my life anger for what he’s done to me pain that he doesn’t love me anymore. he said he’d love me forever forever didn’t turn out to be that long.

Rescued Hearts
Taking care of rescue dogs Is something I do best. I know because I've done it, And I've surely passed the test. The dogs I've bathed, the food I've fed, The vacuuming I've done, And all to watch a frightened soul Sit dreaming in the sun. My own dogs I've neglected, But I tell them everyday That I love and cherish each of them Though a new dog's come to stay. I know they understand this, For in their eyes I see The love that I have given them Come shining back at me. Some people think I'm crazy, Some others think I'm great. But very few can understand What really is at stake. If I can love and help a dog To find a better way, My own life is much richer, I look forward to each day. So now you know my secret, It's there for all to see, The love I give, the life I save, I do it all for me.

Why Spouses Cheat!
Why spouses cheat Love & Marriage By Sharon Leach Observer writer Monday, January 10, 2005 One of the biggest preoccupations women in particular have is with the subject of infidelity. Will he step out on me? This is sadly an oft-explored issue on the very pages of this magazine itself, written from the point of view of both the man and the woman, from the cheater and the cheated upon. The fact is: men cheat, women cheat. Get over it. What is not so obvious, however, is why people cheat. Quick, answer this. If you were worried that your spouse might stray, what would be the first thing that would come to your mind to do to remedy the situation? If you answered something along the lines of "I'd lose weight", or "I'd become extra attentive to him", or "I'd amp up my wardrobe", or "I'd plan a whole sexy seduction for him at a weekend getaway at a hotel in the country", guess what? Bad news: you're completely off the button about what makes people cheat in the first place.

Paths
PATHS 3:49 PM 8/2/2007 I woke this morning thinking of paths.This thinking continued with me. I did smoke prayers.Still I am thinking of these paths. I try to push them away, they are distracting. I open my emails. I receieved one from a sweet sister of mine. This email followed with my thoughts. I realize Creator wishes to speak with me and I have not been hearing. This is important and I have to pay attention. So I stop trying to control these thoughts. I sit,am quiet and let them run.I use my life and myself for an example. This is what I see. When we are first created we are put on our lifes path.Our road through life,beginning to end. Creator gives us this gift. We do not have to seek for it. Through our lives we all stray from this gift. I have strayed when I knew no better . I suffer a little. I learn alot.I get back o

Stalkers...read Important
STALKERS - HOW TO STOP THEM One of the biggest problems for people on the Internet is online stalkers. These are people that for one reason or another just simply refuse to take a hint and go away. They continue to email and send you instant messages to you even after you ask them to stop. To understand how to stop an online stalker you first have to understand what motivates a stalker. Stalking is a matter one on person trying to control another. Controlling you brings them pleasure. If they can force you to react this gives them even greater pleasure. If you scream, rant and rave they win. If you panic. They win. If you make empty threats to them, they win. If you argue with a stalker, they win. If you run around telling all your friends and the stalker hears about it, the stalker wins. STOP ONLINE STALKERS There are essentially three ways to stop a stalker. 1. Never become involved with them in the first place 2. Ignore them (Refuse to react) and they may get

The Criminal Behavior Of The Serial Rapist
Special Agent Behavioral Science Instruction/Research Unit Quantico, VA and Janet Warren, D.S.W. Institute of Psychiatry and Law University of Virginia Charlottesville, VA From 1984 to 1986, FBI Special Agents assigned to the National Center for the Analysis of Violent Crime (NCAVC) interviewed 41 men who were responsible for raping 837 victims. Previous issues of the FBI Law Enforcement Bulletin provided an introduction to this research (1) and the characteristics of the rapists and their victims. (2) This article, however, describes the behavior of these serial rapists during and following the commission of their sexual assaults. The i

Jokes For Men And Women
WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. MARRIAGE SEMINAR While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes." He addressed the man, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?" Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's

Points Ok ,
FUBAR LEVELS AND POINTS: What are Points and how do I earn them? You earn points while you surf and interact on fubar. When you reach a certain level, you will unlock features and benefits such as increased photo storage, ability to rate and comment more photos, ability to create MuMMs and more. You can see your point total on your home page or profile page. Points also help your Ranking. Points are awarded when you: Rate a photo Leave a photo comment Upload a photo Leave a comment Change your trackz Rate a member’s profile Upload a mobile photo Someone becomes your fan Someone adds you as a friend Take someone’s cherry comment Configure your mobile phone Configure your trackz Upload a stash item Rate a stash item Comment on a stash item Successfully invite someone to join fubar (500 points each) Stop by the fuBank and participate in one of the product offerings. Post a Blast! - earn points each time you post a BLAST on fubar! Send speci

Adult Jokes
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant. To his dismay, she ordered almost everything expensive on the menu. Appetizers, lobster, champagne. The works. Finally he asked her, "Does your Mother feed you like this at home?" "No, of course not," she said, "but my Mother's not hoping to get into my pants tonight, either." Tony met a young woman in a bar. She accepted his invitation to go back to his apartment with him. After a few drinks and some soft music, he suggested they retire to the bedroom, and the girl agreed. Soon they were going at it hot & heavy, when all of a sudden, Tony stopped dead, looked at her and said, "Hey, you don't have herpes, do you?" "No," she replied. "What would make you ask such a thing?" "That's a relief," said Tony. "The last girl didn't tell me till it was too late!" The prostitute had an appointment with her psychiatrist. When she entered at his offi

Rockin' Friday On World Rock Radio
Click banner to enter lounge 2:00PM EST 4:00PM EST 8:00PM EST 10:00PM EST 12:00AM EST (Midnight) 2:00AM EST Click banner to enter lounge (repost of original by '~CSC~ - WRR Army Special Ops' on '2007-08-03 07:22:44') (repost of original by 'DJ Mystic~777~Marchioness of The Arctic~Founder L.D.C.F.~(AKA Iah Darha)~LUCIFER'S SISSY ~' on '2007-08-03 10:03:22') (repost of original by '~CSC~ - WRR Army Special Ops' on '2007-08-03 10:52:14')

Gemini And Romance
A love affair with a Gemini requires great stamina, so start doing those push-ups now! The Twins are both fun and funny and love to laugh, play and romp. They are possessed of a very active mind, which can sometimes lead to a short attention span. The best way to keep the Twins around, and aroused, is through mental stimulation. A razor-sharp and imaginative lover is a godsend to the terrific Twins. This sign also values adventure and travel, so a certain footloose and fancy free-ness will help this romance bloom. The duality of the Twins allows them to see both sides of an issue, so in times of stress, they are much likelier to be a lover than a fighter. They will also feel especially connected to those who can help them feel, since they spend so much of their time thinking.

Gemini And Sex
The Twins aren't asking for much, just someone who will stimulate their mind for a great time. Of course, those mental hijinks need to have a bit of follow-through, so a lover with variety on their mind will score a perfect 10. That said, a quickie in the back seat of a fast car is just what the doctor ordered on some days. Face it, this sign is versatile! Most of all, though, sex is a mental sport for Gemini. The act begins in the head and works its way down and around. Gemini is always in search of the perfect lover and the perfect sexual experience. Once they (hopefully) find it, they will want, and give, stimulation to all the senses, for sight, sound and touch are all important. Bottom line: The Twins want something different and something complete. Not too much to ask, right?

Just Trying To Get Points
I'm just trying everything on here since this is my first day to see what all I can do or need to do to get pointz. sorry to disappoint with such a boring blog but maybe I'll actually write something worth reading someday once I get used to this site.

~ Shift
The ache in soul, has shifted.... travelling down spine; past dimples of mine.. around smooth, and quivering belly.... between milky-white thighs and soft velvet; lies my moist-sweetened sighs of the living. oh!..so heated. ..with pulsing inside; the desire and fire and healing and reeling and wondrous feeling.... of animal call to the living. The ache in soul, has shifted....

My First...
well... I write... that's what I do. I vent, I gush, I contemplate life- I may even have a few loves and hates thrown in there. More than likely, they'll be reposts from the original articles... You want to know who I am? Check out my life's work: The original... lots of old stuff- stuff that doesn't haunt me anymore. Just barely edited: http://nitaslifeinanutshell4u.blogspot.com/ The subsequent deviants to that being my poetry and music [respectfully]. http://nitasthoughtsinprose.blogspot.com/ http://nitasvoice.blogspot.com/ The poems are mostly old but there's a new one there... [The current object of my affection] http://blog.myspace.com/shadowsnita Act now... it will be private shortly. I'm not willing to have "the man" come down on me because I have a brain and I'm more than willing to express myself.

Binge-eating Disorder
The signs and symptoms of binge-eating disorder include: * Recurrent episodes of compulsive overeating not followed by purging * No control over eating behavior * Feelings of shame or guilt * Fatigue * Joint pain * Gallbladder disease * Increased blood pressure and cholesterol levels It's often difficult to distinguish between an eating disorder and the whims and fads of adolescence. Parents need to be alert to sustained changes in dietary habits, not the occasional quirks that are part of growing up. Many teenage girls, and some teenage boys, go on diets to lose weight and stop dieting after a short time. As a parent, be careful not to mistake occasional dieting with an eating disorder. However, dieting can be a problem when your child stops gaining weight during pre-adolescent years, because your child should be gaining as much as 10 pounds a year. Other behaviors that may indicate your child has a potential eating disorder: * Not

Different
Most of ppl don't make diffenren about porn and erotic, and i wanna help u. here u r... Pornography, sometimes shortened to porn, is, in its broadest state, the explicit representation of the human body or sexual activity with the goal of sexual arousal and/or sexual relief. It is similar to erotica, which is the use of sexually-arousing imagery used mainly for artistic purpose. Over the past few decades, an immense industry for the production and consumption of pornography has grown, due to emergence of the VCR, the DVD, and the Internet, as well as the emergence of more tolerant social attitudes. In general, "erotica" refers to portrayals of sexually arousing material that hold or aspire to artistic or historical merit, whereas "pornography" often connotes the prurient depiction of sexual acts, with little or no artistic value. The line between "erotica" and the term "pornography" (which is frequently considered a pejorative term) is often highly subjective. In practice, pornog

A Viridian Ocean
If only you could listen and would listen. I wonder how much you would hear. Stretched out before my tired demeanour is a viridian ocean and its dark waters are lapping over me, hungrily. It's pouring itself into my eyes and I'm happy, allowing my vision to be drowned in this way. In fact I'm euphoric. This is the 'in-between' place I've been learning about. The shoreline is made up entirely of black nothingness; framing a luminous floating sea. I'm somewhere amid this liquid space - simultaneously cradled by the tide and beaten by the waves. This is how I wanted it to be. I wanted to suffer while I bathed in glory. But if only you could look and would look. I wonder how much you would see.

When Pain Grows
They told me I was special They said I was the best Then why, now, are these people Saying I'm a pest? They put me down They yell at me I can't take this, don't they see? I feel the sadness growing The situation's getting worse Don't they see they kill me, just with all these words "Think before you speak" is what I'd like to say But they no longer listen They do everything their way I need to feel some comfort I can't bare the pain Someone please do something Take away my strife No one wants to help me I think I'll take my life

School Supplies
ok, so here goes. I thought I would go ahead and write a blog. So we get up this morning and head to the local Wal-Mart to buy school supplies. Here in SC we have the no sales tax weekend this weekend....enough said! I could stop now! But no I will tell you about my experience. My daughter is going into 8th grade and we will be moving shortly after she starts school (we tried to get done quicker but all the stupid paperwork to buy a house...AGH!!) Anyway, I decide to only buy the general stuff needed for school like paper, pencils, notebooks...First off there were only 3 aisles of school supplies and the other items like the big binders and composition notebooks were on the other side of the store!! So not only did I have to fight the stupid people at the school supplies I had to walk all around the store to look at the binders!! Kids were running around everywhere and the parents were where.....no where to be found!! What kills me is that parents will look at the stuff they

All Of A Sudden
All of a Sudden All of a sudden I see you in a different way All of a sudden you’re not acting the same way All of a sudden you don’t care You’re cold You’re blind to what you do Open those eyes See the trap you’ve set for yourself It’s staring at you Still you don’t see it All of a sudden you’re beyond help All of a sudden you’ve gone up in a cloud of smoke All of a sudden life is one big joke All of a sudden you’re stuck in a hole All of a sudden no one is hearing your call All of a sudden you open your eyes Finally realize just how blind you’ve been Now it’s way too late No one is there No one hears you No one wants to All of a sudden your life has disappeared You’ve fallen into your own trap No way out All of a sudden it’s just too late -© J.Bendiksen

Till I Found You
My love for you is simple but its difficult to explain We met one summer day And in my heart you remained After I stopped believing that love could ever be real. Giving up on what I knew, I thought my heart wouldn't heal. To me love was just a game, a game that I could never win. Losing everything I had, everything that could've been. Then here you come into my life changing the thoughts in my mind. Bringing me to a new start leaving all my pain behind You showed me how to love again, the things I lost; in you I found. You gave me a reason to smile, you said I had no need to frown. I will forever be grateful for everything you have to give. All the happiness I needed, and another reason to live. Every time I hear your name, a smile forms across my face. A new feeling...everlasting, that I know nothing can replace I promise you now and forever that i'll always be by your side And I'll always be faithful With nothing ever to hide I'll do an

Saturday Links: Download The O&a Show, Traveling Virus In Detroit Tonight- Turn On Your Paltalk, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Britney Spears Big Ass Photos
Happy Saturdee, kids! The Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus is in Detroit (ok, well not IN Detroit, but close to it) tonight at the DTE Pavillion. If you can't make it to the event, you should Turn On Your Paltalk and check out some of the insanity going on in the village or in the parking lot before the show (just head to any of the O&A fan rooms to check out the video feeds) If you can't make the show in Michigan, you can still PRETEND you were there...with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, made from real horse's ass hairs (so we're told... we could be mistaken):CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY! NEW Official Opie & Anthony 'All The Way' T-Shirt!Click the PIC! Order yours today! Speaking of shirts... (Check out what Nyli is wearing!) The next stop for the Traveling Virus Tour is at the Nissan Pavillion in Bristow, VA - GET YOUR TICKETS NOW! As always, if you missed ANY of this week's shows, you can hear them online via Audible: DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 8/03/07

Woo Hoo
Aug, 5th, So here another year rolled by, nothing exciting. I'm already past the ages to look forward to doing anything "legal". Maybe I'll get a cool gift, but usually not. So here's to another Birthday; Woo Frickity Hoo! Can't wait I'm so excited.

Not Me,not I
You mixed me up for someone Who'd fall apart without you Yeah you broke my heart for the first time But I'll get over that too It's hard to find the reasons Who can see the rhyme? I guess that we where seasons out of time I guess you didn't know me If you think love is blind That I wouldn't see the flaws between the lines Surprised that I caught you out On every single time that you lied Did you think that every time I see you I would cry No not me, not I, not I, no not me, not I The story goes on without you And there's got to be another ending But yeah you broke my heart it won't be the last time But I'll get over them too As a new door opens we close the ones behind And if you search your soul I know you'll find You never really knew me If you think love is blind That I wouldn't see the flaws between the lines Surprised that I caught you out On every single time that you lied Did you think that every time I see you I would cry No not me, not I, not

Where Does My Heart Beat Now
So much to believe in - We were lost in time Everything I needed I feel in your eyes Always tought of keepin- Your heart next to mine But now that seems so far away Don't know how love could leave Without a trace Where do silent hearts go? Where does my heart beat now Where is the sound That only echoes through the night Where does my heart beat now I can't live without Without feeling it inside Where do all the lonely hearts go Candle in the water - Drifting helplessly Hiding from the thunder- Come and rescue me Driven by hunger - Of the endless dream I'm searching for the hand that I can hold I'm reaching for the arms that let me know Where do silent hearts go? Where does my heart beat now Where is the sound That only echoes through the night Where does my heart beat now I can't live without Without feeling it inside Where do all the lonely hearts go Where do all the lonely hearts go Then one touch overcomes the silence Love still survives

Random Thoughts...
I am finding life is one big series of conundrums. You make decisions, have questions, and provide answers, it is all part of the pathway of understanding but what do we need to understand? My guess is it is not the world we need to understand but rather ourselves. When you have a clear understanding of yourself, you tend to understand the people and things around you. You sympathize with them and when you sympathize, you have a connection of understanding. The question I have is, where are we headed and what is the point of all this? It is as if I am on a rollercoaster ride and I only have two questions. How the hell did I get on this thing and when is going to end? I would like to think that there is more to all this, something more than love and war, something more than random thoughts and random coincidences or are we just a bunch of balls colliding with each other. With no direction or path, no beginning or end? I seek clarity, clarity to understand the process. Is it sim

Ho Hum..
So my hubby has been gone now for almost two weeks. For those of you that dont know, he's an abusive alcoholic fuck that got WAY WAY out of hand. So I told him to get the fuck out and not come back until he could control himself. And so he did. Course he came to visit the kids a few times. To my suprise, during one of these visits I became insanely horny and we had sex.. but he left right after. I feel stupid about that now. So here I sit, missing him and trying to fill my already full days with more shit so I dont miss him. My house has never been cleaner. There is no laundry in the hamper. No dishes on the counter. The kiddos are happy and dont really seem to miss him. The cat does though. He keeps crying at the door and shooting me nasty looks. Last night I found myself trying to make a mental pro and con list.. but I was cut short in my own mind by a thought that I wish I didnt have. It was this: my life is exactly the same, with or without him. Meaning t

Psalm 75
1 We give thanks unto thee, O God; We give thanks, for thy name is near: Men tell of thy wondrous works. 2 When I shall find the set time, I will judge uprightly. 3 The earth and all the inhabitants thereof are dissolved: I have set up the pillars of it. Selah 4 I said unto the arrogant, Deal not arrogantly; And to the wicked, Lift not up the horn: 5 Lift not up your horn on high; Speak not with a stiff neck. 6 For neither from the east, nor from the west, Nor yet from the south, cometh lifting up. 7 But God is the judge: He putteth down one, and lifteth up another. 8 For in the hand of Jehovah there is a cup, and the wine foameth; It is full of mixture, and he poureth out of the same: Surely the dregs thereof, all the wicked of the earth shall drain them, and drink them. 9 But I will declare for ever, I will sing praises to the God of Jacob. 10 All the horns of the wicked also will I cut off; But the horns of the righteous

~~a Moment Of Reflection~~
9-11 What we once knew stood tall... Came down in less than 10 minutes .. People trying to save each other from breathing in harmful debris, smoke, and dust. People trying to close their eyes, hoping to awake that this was all just a nightmare.. However, most people never got back to the bed they thought they would that night. Instead, they had gone to a new place to rest. Still with hope minutes after the towers fell, firefighters frantically searched through what once was the Twin Towers, to see if there were any survivors trapped. Others stay farther back, to help the injured on the streets, even far away from the scene. The search for survivors is long, hard work.

Do You Still Love Me
Do you still love me, like you used to do Cause it's a pain away theres another for you Tell me my darlin' so i may know, if i must, Please stay or go, now were togther, we will Love each other, and if you still love me I love you endlessly,Do you still love me Like You used to do,for its a pain away, there's another for you... --/harmonica solo/-- Now were togther, we will love each other And if you still love me,i love you endlessly Tell me my darlin' so i may know, if i must stay or go if i must leave,stay or go, if i must leave,stay or go, if i must leave,stay or go--/fade/-- Robert Nesta Marley 1962

Mafia Read This!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Little Johnny
Little Johnny rushes home from school. He invades the fridge and is scooping out some cherry vanilla ice cream when his mother enters the kitchen. She says, "Put that away, Little Johnny. You can't have ice cream now. It's too close to supper time. Go outside and play." Little Johnny whimpers and says, "There's no one to play with." Trying to placate him, she says, "OK. I'll play with you. What do you want to play?" "I wanna play 'Mummy and Daddy,'" Little Johnny whines in reply. Trying not to register surprise, and to further appease him, she says, "Fine, I'll play. What do I do?" Little Johnny says, "You go up to the bedroom and lie down as if you're taking a nap." Figuring that she can easily control the situation, Mum goes upstairs. Little Johnny, acting a bit cocky, swaggers down the hall and opens the utility closet. He puts on his fathers old fishing hat. As he starts up the stairs, he notices a cigarette butt in the ashtray on the end table. He picks it up

Condom Packs
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package? " The dad replies,"Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack!" With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....etc."

One Liners And Truths
1. I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, Thyroid problem? 2. When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. 3. I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. 4. I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder. 5. Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said - 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way. 6. My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade. 7. Sex is like a game of bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. 8. I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are y

Togetherness
Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together. In the morning, Little Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. "No". Little Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school." Little Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" "No." "Do you know what I think?" "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" "No." "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?" "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue. "

Relax
The gently tapered wings of swift lake swallows, cut through the air like soft whispering sighs, while they dart in and out of a clustered hovering mass of mayflies, that drift just inches above the shimmering lake that reflects the orange hued light of the setting sun. On a floating dock, worn in spots by the rubbing of moored boats, I sit in a weathered adirondack chair with the purpose of only to relax to the rhythmic rocking caused by small rolling waves from cruising pleasure boats, with people waving as they pass by. Looking down through the clear jade tinted waters I notice the octagonal amber markings on a small box turtle that seems to be ambling, rather than swimming through the still water as it passes by, seemingly without a care for anything but its mysterious unknown destination. These moments pass fleetingly, but remain ingrained in my mind for those times where I feel the sides pressing in, my escape is into these simple moments, where all that t

My First Time
It was my first time ever, And I'll never forget. I'd do it again Without a single regret. The sky was dark, The moon was high, We were all alone: Just she and I. Her hair was soft, Her eyes were brown, I knew just what She wanted to do. Her skin so soft, Her legs so fine, I ran my fingers Down her spine. I didn't know how But I tried my best, I started by placing My hands on her breast. I remember my fear, My fast beating heart, But slowly she spread Her legs apart. And when I did it, I felt no shame; All at once The white stuff came. At last it's finished, It's all over now. My first time ever At milking a cow...

Who Do You Think Gets The Attention?
a handsome guy with perfect hair, perfect teeth and muscles cries out for attention and gets it, but an ugly guy with balding hair, half his teeth and no visible muscles gets left to think about death and how to die without pain

6 August 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Monday, August 6: Interpersonal back-and-forth looks very interesting now. No, it might not be entirely smooth, but the bumps definitely let you see different aspects of a person. Where will your current romantic road lead?

6 August 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Monday, August 6: A cozy home has always been important to you, so you'll be understandably disturbed when the people in your life tromp all over your peace of mind and physical security. Start shopping for another place to live.

Things Not To Say To A Naked Man And Things Not To Say To A Naked Woman Lol Enjoy Cheers...............
Not To A Naked... Posted: 8/6/2007 8:05:56 AM (Things NOT to Say to a Naked Man).............. That's it? Wow - look at all the hair on your back! Maybe you should start going to the gym more. That was fine, dear...pass me my vibrator? Thats a shame, maybe we should grab a video instead? Wake me when it's over, ok? I think the condom's too big. Zzzzzz.... You want me to what?!? Well, that explains the padded pants. Did you take out the garbage yet? My husband's in the Marines. He's due home any day now. Is that a toupee? So THAT'S what your ex warned me about! No. Surgery might be able to help. Not until you've showered. That must be my mother on the phone. Your brother's bigger. Your best friend's better. Are you done yet? Wow! Look at the size of your.....beer gut! Size doesn't REALLY matter, dear. You might want to see a doctor about that. Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! (T

The Last 11 Things Any Man Would Ever Say:
* I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker. * While I'm up, can I get you a beer? * I think hairy butts are really sexy. * Her tits are just too big. * Sometimes I just want to be held. * That chick on Murder She Wrote gives me a woody. * Sure I'd love to wear a condom! * We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse. * Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown. * I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for directions * No, I don't mind watching Thelma and Louise again.

Doggpound Lounge
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Elf
You scored as Elf, You are an elf. very calm yet energetic. You enjoy the finer things in life. You hate to be alone and preffer a small crowd of your closer friends. The ideal girl. Sometimes you can be very, very shy. Open up, life is to be lived, not wasted.Elf100% Faerie67% Goddess67% Wolf50% Sorceress50% Vampyre42% Shadow Spirit33% Dragon33% Zombie25% Drow25% What ancient breed are you?created with QuizFarm.com

Is The Watchtower A False Prophet?
is the watchtower a false prophet? According to one of the jehovahs witnesses its not. I was told first of all that the watchtower didnt make a phophecy. proof shows that they did. see below. I was told and quote "its apostate literature" Then when I showed this person that the w/t made these prophecies I got this response"ok well im done...again...goodnight,uve lost a friend, i know what my religion prints...u need to realize that u are talking to a witness,u being very ugly,posting things on ur myspace...thats childish,." Then after being given more proof of the watchtowers false prophecy.I got this response" dear...this is not the watchtower...i swear to you...i can look at it and tell u,the only site the watchtower uses is www watchtower org the information that we had then would only be on the site i posted" I asked do you think that your orginasation would post information that they made a false prophecies ? i got this response "WE HAVE CHANGED OUR BELIEFS " fully s

Gathering Of Eagles
Shot at 2007-08-06 1. Gathering of Eagles is non-partisan. While each member has his or her own political beliefs, our common love and respect for America and her heroes is what brings us together. 2. We are a non-violent, non-confrontational group. We look to defend, not attack. Our focus is guarding our memorials and their grounds. 3. We believe that the war memorials are sacred ground; as such, we will not allow them to be desecrated, used as props for political statements, or treated with anything less than the solemn and heartfelt respect they–and the heroes they honor–deserve. 4. We are wholly and forever committed to our brothers and sisters in uniform. As veterans, we understand their incredible and noble sacrifices, made of their own accord for a nation they love more than life itself. As family members, we stand by them, and as Americans, we thank God for them. 5. We believe in and would give our lives for the precious freedoms found in our Constitution. We believe th

Awaken
Warm summer glow emanates through your touch, embracing a shattered tender fragile body, torn heart bleeds wracked with grief, entwined in deep unending tears, wishing for all the sorrow to evaporate back into the wind, blowing away deep pains of thought. Your touch penetrates the recess of despair, rectifies feelings that seem so far away, bringing back the senses to frozen finger tips, igniting inner souls cries of escape from the abyss, torn wishes stripped far from the heart, tattered remnants of memories twisted out of reach, robbed from the heart taken thrown to one side, ripped thoughts devoured of embraced emotions, fleeting feelings tossed in tangled emotions, shattered pieces of a jigsaw never to fit inside subconscious thought, penetrating beneath feelings of forgotten love. your electrifying touch brings life softly to the fore, sanity welcomes back an uncertain soul, speaking desires unraveling a twisted fallen body, breaking down defenses held so h

Stand
Be your own man What does that mean? Understand who you are How you got to this point in life The choices you’ve made And the ones you didn’t Inner self molded and twisted You’re either of solid character Or you are nothing. A waste What makes the man? Number of friends obtained Wealth, family, responsibility Was once told, stay within your limits Filth spouted by an unwise man Only the weak and weary have limits Eyes front, on point, be solid If nothing else, you’ll have respect

Multiple Personalities
Such a dick Im a pain in the ass Extremely difficult to get along with My feelings are hurt too easily I wear my heart on my sleeve My grudges hold true I’m restless, anxious, and impatient Needy and demanding I let things get me down My unhappiness cannot be hidden Such a sweetheart I put everyone’s happiness before my own I go out of my way to make people feel good Showering my loved ones with affection I am understanding, compassionate Aware of my fortunes Eye on the prize, patiently waiting Such a mess My emotions change from one minute to the next Stay on your toes I’m not even sure who you’ll get today Set off by everything or nothing in particular Mind constantly in a confused state Unable to find a clear path to my goals Uncomfortable with my multiple personalities

If I Could
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you.

Underwear
Yeah, I know, a ridiculous and useless question, maybe, but to me, the rituals and habits we humans put ourselves through, are sometimes ridiculous and useless. There are many little things in our lives that are not complicated, but add to the complication of our lives. Here's the stupid question, and to this day, I have not had a soul who had the answer. WHY THE HELL DO WE WEAR UNDER WEAR? Especially for us guys. At least for the girls, they serve both aesthetically and practically, (for those women who choose a particular hygienic product once a month). But what the hell do I need them for. To me it's just another item that has to get tossed in the washing machine and dryer, then folded, put away, and hide my matching socks from their respective mate. Is it for support? No, if so, then why do 50% of men wear boxers. Is it to protect our outer garment from unsightly and embarrassing stains? I don't believe so, most if not all my pants are dark in color, so those stains would not be no

Now Taking Applications For Fu-wifey!
Think you would make a good Fu-Wifey for me? Well, now is your chance...I have been wanting a Fu-Wifey for a while now and I have decided to start taking applications for a Fu-Wifey. Go to my stash and complete the Fu-Wifey application and send me your answers via a private message. Feel free to crush, gift, bribe, comment bomb (pics and/or profiles), and send me private messages containing whatever you think might turn the tide in your favor. All applications (and the above mentioned) will be taken under review and results will be posted in a future blog. The one chosen to be my Fu-Wifey will also be notified via private message.

Fantasies Are Forming
Fantasies are forming; Growing in the mind of a child In this land of make believe, A dead and dry world. Growing in the mind of a child; Entrance to which none can see A dead and dry world, Satisfying a cold inside. Entrance to which none can see, Dark and haunting though it be Satisfying a cold inside This nightmare is a world of different side. Dark and haunting though it be, These darkening thoughts can't yet be seen This nightmare is a world of a different side, Fantasies are forming.

A Three Words Emotion
A four letter word Combined with I and You Just to tell someone That powerful word To someone else And to them, it could only mean so much Like a child and a mother. Love combined with I and You Is not just to tell someone But would also describe something else An emotion that would fall between happy and calm But you would never know which Until you take the time. Love brings joy to everyone that thinks about it But would then, just then Would the not have any worries Because they thought about love That three word emotion As to what I refer to it as That emotion you share and say, I love you

I've Been Moving...
Just wanted 2 let every1 know that I have been in the process of moving. THAT's why I have not been online lately. Thank U 2 all of my friends & admirers who've sent e-mail & gifts 4 me - despite my absence... Sending a BIG thank U & love & kisses - out 2 my life-long friends: Ben, Kenny & Dewayne (& my brother) 4 helping me move all of my shit. Lol. & as 4 the rest of U - where the fuck were YOU?

Off The Market
and damn well proud. haha well i dont know. soooooo im no longer single, and I'm happy with that. I was happy being single, and now im happy that im in a relationship. :) I think i'd have to say, it wasnt really the best situation but it's all good... i trust him alot and I know it'll all work out :) yay!

Ty Bao!
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, And I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?" I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused." Roaring with laughter, the of

Why Do Nice Guys Finish Last??
I know most of you have always wondered, pondered and pontificated about this very question. Well today is your lucky day! I'm going to once and for all answer this very question for you. Ready? I know you've been waiting for a long time for this answer, so I hope you're sitting down. No wait, stand up. That way if you get overly excited and feel the need to jump up and down or do cartwheels, you're already half way there. On second thought, the answer might be so shocking that you could faint and if you're standing, then you could fall and really hurt yourself. You better sit down just to be safe. Actually kneel, it's a halfway point and that way you are prepared either way. Ok, on to the answer. Wait; do you want something to eat first? I know sometimes I like to have a full stomach when I get a life changing answer to a question that has plagued me for years. Why don't you go have a quick snack, or make yourself a sandwich? Its ok, I'll wait. Seriously go on, oh and

Electrichellfire Productions
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Week 40
- The techno-powered tribe of the Palmerverse pretty much opens fire on our multiversal heroes because one of them is wearing the uniform of Ray Palmer (apparently a forbidden garb). Things look dire until Jason Todd pulls a knife on their leader and does his tough guy shtick, and then everyone has a good laugh about the whole silly thing. We soon learn that Ray Palmer hasn’t been around for a while, as he’s in “a realm beyond this one where all things are possible.” When a Metropolis vendor is saved from a roving group of street toughs by the mysterious Mr. Action, ace reporter Lois Lane is on the scene to suss out the details. Unfortunately, her photographer Jimmy Olsen is nowhere to be found. Oh wait! There’s Jimmy now! Where were you, pal? Buying film, you say? Well, that doesn’t quite make sense, but Lois’ husband was fainting at the first sign of trouble for like 50 years, so we’re sure she won’t notice this. - Meanwhile, on the dreaded planet Apokolips, Darkseid is lament

The Westboro Baptist Church
*Reposted from RangerUp.com* Remember that oath you took when you first signed up? You vowed to uphold the Constitution of the United States of America. Sounds like a no-brainer – these are the basic tenets of egalitarian democracy. Free speech, free religion…what could possibly be the downside? In your calculations, you probably never considered that you might be protecting the right of people to PROTEST YOUR MILITARY FUNERAL. That’s why this week WhiskeyTangoFoxxxtrot salutes the esteemed members of the Westboro Baptist Church, who have been picketing military funerals for about a year now. Armed with signs that bear such heartfelt messages as “God hates the U.S.A.”, “Thank God for IEDs”, and “God killed your son”, these wastes of space gather outside military funerals and shout insults at the mourners in an attempt to disrupt the services. Their rationale (if it may be dignified as such) goes something like this: 1) God hates homosexuals (reference their “classy” site

Redneck Book Of Manners.....lol
1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 3. Its considered poor taste to take a cooler to church. 4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets. 5. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home. **** DINING OUT **** 1. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label. 2. Avoid throwing bones and food scraps on the floor as the restaurant may not have dogs. **** ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME **** 1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist. 2. Do not allow the dog to eat at the table no matter how good his manners are. **** PERSONAL HYGIENE **** 1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a j ob that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys. 2. Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days;

May Or May Not Be
May or may not be: Ever hear someone say "that may or may not be the case," as if there's some hidden third possibility that we weren't aware of? Thanks for pointing out the only two possibilities in the universe shit-cock. These are the worst kind of people to talk to because they try so hard to be open-minded that it sounds like the debate in a political science class where no opinion is too stupid for the professor to consider and the same fat kid keeps raising his hand to tell you his dumb ideas about free market capitalism as you fantasize about repeatedly stomping his face into a jar. I hate talking to open-minded people. They're the same kind of people who emphasize every other word when they type as if you can somehow hear their obnoxious cadence in your head, for example: "we didn't go to the store, but we DID buy a cake." Cool it Shatner, we don't read in the same voice you speak.

Wednesday Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Wowing On Webcam, Traveling Virus Photos From Detroit, Fall Interns Needed, New Video Online, What The He
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday Ladies of Paltalk, and thank you all for the early morning flashing, because it's waking our tired asses up! (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!) It's raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock here in the New York are, but it's bound to be sunny SOMEWHERE, so keep your eyes open for boobies if you're on the road! If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it: 1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE. 2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to: The Opie and Anthony Show WOW Sticker Requests 111 West 57th Street Suite 500 New York, NY 10019 3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how much you love ice cream and cookies, you can get one that fits you. CLICK HERE AN

Why I Have Dogs Instead
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialled the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper: “Hello.” “Is your daddy home?” he asked. “Yes,” whispered the small voice. “May I talk with him?” The child whispered, “No.” Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, “Is your mummy there?” “Yes.” “May I talk with her?” Again, the small voice whispered, “No.” Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, “Is anybody else there?” “Yes,” whispered the child, “a policeman!” Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked, “May I speak with the policeman?” “No, he’s busy”, whispered the child. “Busy doing what?” “Talking to daddy and mummy and the fireman,” came the whispered answer. Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter

Today Is Not Looking Good :(
Today is best spent in one place, or within a fairly tight radius. If you need to head out into the world, it's best to keep your trips short and sweet. Things pick up in a big way by tomorrow afternoon.

Blood
Blood. When the sun goes down Why do I feel so alive? Sleep won’t take me Thoughts overwhelm my mind My own questions Flutter madly around my brain As sleep escapes me No hope for an answer Even the ultimate question Escapes me Mere words cannot do it justice A cold pain sweeps over me A desire, a lust That would seem so unforgivable Sinful, but yet pure A need, a longing That makes the blood Flow so sharp Every inch of my skin Feels the longing within me The longer I wait The more insatiable I become I question not the origin But the true nature of the beast When did I become such an animal? Self restraint does nothing My mind is way to far gone Every minute that passes Fuels the hunger within I must feed, I must know I desire the knowledge I must possess truth History and origin Driven By the blood.

Wishes
There comes a point when you stop wishing you could be with him and start wishing you were over him and that hurts even more!You try to picture your life without him and your heartbreaks. You dream of him and wish you never had to sleep. Even still you know life is empty without him in it and long to be by his side.

In Atlanta....
Hi Ya'll.... Well here i am...Sitting in Atlanta, it's Wednesday, and I'm Soooooooooo Bored!!! Finally got tired of the Convention crap so now I'm sitting at the Petro Truck Stop, still bored, but at least now I have internet and Movie Channels to watch. What an exciting life I lead. Pfffffffft. Can't wait until Saturday night so I can GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!!!! Ok....Whining is over. LOL

Dazed
I step into the daze Telling myself that life is to precious to stand in one spot I look at my past knowing that is not how I want my future to look like Now I try to step into my future not knowing where its going to lead Hoping that its not going to be like my past Its to late to have the past I have to have the future Not knowing what lies in front of me But I know life is to short to look at the past So I turn to the future hoping its going to get better I made to many mistakes in the past I want to make the future a better life for me So I step to the future not know where its going to lead me But I hope to a good place So before you look at the past think of your future And thank God he still has you here on this earth So I turn and I walk hoping its going to get better I walk it to the daze and look for my future and here it is

Staind ~outside
And you Can bring me to my knees Again All the times That I could beg you please In vain All the times That I felt insecure For you And I leave My burdens at the door But I'm on the outside I'm looking in I can see through you See your true colors 'Cause inside you're ugly You're ugly like me I can see through you See to the real you All the times That I felt like this won't end It's for you And I taste What I could never have It was from you All the times That I've cried My intentions Full of pride But I waste More time than anyone But I'm on the outside And I'm looking in I can see through you See your true colors 'Cause inside you're ugly You're ugly like me I can see through you See to the real you All the times That I've cried All this wasted It's all inside And I feel All this pain Stuffed it down It's back again And I lie Here in bed All alone I can't mend But I feel Tomorrow will be OK But I'm on the outside And I'

Melissa Etheridge ~chrome Plated Heart
I got a chrome-plated heart I got wings on these fingers trying to tear it apart I got angels crying from up above And they got rust in their eyes They got rust on their love But I have learned to leave no stone unturned And keep the wall against my back And the love is real as the day is long And the night is black As black as night I got a two dollar stare Midas in my touch and Delilah in my hair I got bad intentions on the soles of my shoes With this red hot fever and these chromium blues And I will feel another lovers wheel And drive for miles and not look back And the love is real as the day is long And the night is black As black as night And I'll dance in time and the times are rough And I'll pay the price and I'll pray that it's enough And just outside the door where it always rains I'll take the time to polish these scratches and these stains On my chrome-plated heart Wings on these fingers trying to tear it apart I got angels crying from up abov

But I Don't Wear Red...
Your Passion is Red! You've got that spark - a good dose of intensity, power, and determination. You do whatever you want in life ... to hell with what anyone thinks! With so many interests and loves, you're always running around doing something new. You have fire in your eyes, and it shows. Bet you're even wearing something red! What Type of Passionate Woman Are You?

Daily Horoscope: Libra For August 8,2007
Your big brain is ready for any challenge it faces today. Work, school and everything else you've got to think about becomes that much easier, at least for the time being. Try to get ahead of yourself a bit!

The Taming Of The Shrew Part 2
Location: Baile's personal quarters ----------------------------- There was a tiny trickle of blood running down his shoulder. He wondered how just in how many places she had broken his skin. With morbid fascination he followed its journey down his arm. No wonder she had messed up Jonas' mind. Stretching with a cat like manner, McAlister glanced over to the slightly wounded Baile. Saying nothing, just exchanging a knowing glance between the two of them. "Still licking your wounds I take it?" "You could say that..." he admitted with a chuckle. The wings of the Crow ended on the edges of his torso. The bird which had given name to his unit held its black wings protectively around him. "You?" "Oh..somewhat." She responded, flipping herself up off the chair and walking to the other part of the room where he sat. Sitting behind him, she once again started to trace the crow. "For some reason...and it's likely disturbing....doing this comforts me." "No one has tou

"how"
How do I feel? Being numb to the touch. How can I laugh? Feeling nothing but pain inside. How can I be whole? Without u- I feel as if i am nothing. How could I push u away? Lost in my own sorrows. How could I know? Such an emptyness was possible. How can I survive? Without u-my lyfe is meaningless. How can I tell u? I will always love you.

Still I Wonder
Still I Wonder What happened to us We were once in love But now we are enemies We once belonged to each other But now we ignore one another’s existence At time I wonder if you could have changed I wonder if things have to be this way We used to be perfect for each other We used to dream of a life forever together Now it’s gone In a blink of an eye Everything gone Our dreams Our hopes Lost forever Gone in a cloud of dust What happened to us Where did we go wrong What happened to the meant to be Time to move on Time to start all over To start brand new And yet I can’t seem to forget about you And yet I can’t seem to forget all you did All the bad and all the good Thoughts of you they haunt me They ask me if I made the right choice But deep inside I know I did And still part of me wonders what would have happened And if we could have started over new I uses it just wasn’t meant to be Just not our destiny But I still wonder and fear that I alway

Who Wants One
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The Meaning Of The Spirit Animals Part 8
Mouse/Lemming/Vole's Wisdom Includes: Examines life's lessons Shyness Quietness Understanding details Seeing double meanings in things Invisibility Stealth Guidance in signing contracts Discovery Ability to be unseen Roadrunner's Wisdom Includes: Proper use of speed Understanding rapid change Agility Evading capture through quickness Chickadee's Wisdom Includes: The bird of truth Truthful expression Understanding the power of small things All aspects of attitude Use of voice Octopus/Squid's Wisdom Includes: Intelligence Moving rapidly away from danger when needed Proper use of smoke screens (ink) in evading enemies Destroying negative barriers Pig/Sow/Boar's Wisdom Includes: Crone Goddess Rooting out the truth Deep Earth magick Past life knowledge Intelligence Cunning Becoming invisible during times of danger Ant's Wisdom Includes: Patience Stamina Planning Energy and p

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Have You Heard This Before By Anyone...?
You can lead a horse to water but you cant make it drink ? Or this ; you can plant a seed but will it grow.? What im trying to say is , Im trying to help others in here with real needs , and religion to feed their souls , bodies / Im also trying to help medically some that need to get some feed back ; Cause I do have a degree in Medical.. Im trying to give some web sites to look for your ailments and treatments , and for finaiancial aide to those who need to know what ever to look. All states are differenet . So go to Human, Health resources Department in your area or call First call for help in the Phone Book. for your State. There is social security departments too that offer disability and social security benifits to those eligible and Medicade / medicare ... medical insurance to some..

Baby Died In Microwave
Baby Died in Microwave Body: Just recently a women placed her 3 week old baby in a microwave and baked it,,and yes,,of course it died.Police say that the mother did it to get back at the baby's father.This baby died in a microwave because of its heartless mother,,she appears in court today,,if you think she should be severly punished for killing her child,,please put your name below and repost this as "Baby Died In The Microwave" if you dont repost this no ur not gonna have relationship problems, no ur not gonna die, but it will show everyone that you have absolutely NO HEART or SENSE!!!!! WE NEED 300 SINGTURES. 1.GARDENIA 2.Jessica Russell 3. Karie Braswell 4.whitney campbell 5.megan mcdaniel 6. Amanda Long 7. peggy andrews 8.Araine Scorsone 9. April Frank 10. Robert Frank 11. Jennifer Wells 12.Sherrie Oliphant 13. Samantha Adolf 14.Stephanie Liles 15. Amber - she should be shoved in a microwave and cooked to death! 16. MaryAnn S. 17.D3SIR33 F. 18.RACHEL H. 19.

Rose Petal Beads
The heat of your body causes the beads to give off the smell of the rose. 1. In enamel pan place one pound of red rose petals with just enough water to cover. 2. Simmer very slowly for one hour but do not boil.Cover and let stand over night. 3. Repeat these steps three more times. 4. By the fourth day,the petals and water will have become a smooth paste. 5. Take a small amount and roll it between your palms ,forming beads 1/4 inch in diameter. 6. Pierce each ball with a needle for stringing and let the beads dry on newspaper in a warm closet. 7. Thread the beads onto silk thread for your necklace. These beads are sturdier than you would think,lasting several years and keeping their fragrance. They turn a polished red Sienna color.

Made For My Homie Tc.....
GeT uR AsS iN To TC's MaGiC LoUnGe.....listen to him kick the WiKkId shit...and more. Cmon, you know you want to. He is waiting for you!! Click on ANY pic to get in the lounge....MMFWCL!! [[XXXinsert music playerXXX]] A TwIzLeTtE CrEaTiOn

Friends
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday." The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday." The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in

American Flag
According to U.S. law, there are officially designated days that all U.S. flags are to be flown at half-mast (for example: Memorial Day). The President and state governors also have the right to declare certain days that flags are to be flown at half-mast. There is a particular group of U.S. flags that are never lowered to half-mast and appear to "violate" this U.S. Law. These flags were erected by U.S. Military personnel, but those troops will never be accused of doing anything wrong for those violations. These flags are currently displayed today, and they have been for numerous years. Where is this particular group of flags displayed?

Another Aim Convo Between Me And My Sons Mother....real Bad
Do you know this person? Report IM Spam xnightdrivesx (6:34:07 PM): im moving to va. xnightdrivesx (6:34:19 PM): he just asked me too. BraydensDaddy211 (7:52:45 PM): ? BraydensDaddy211 (7:53:30 PM): well you have fun ok xnightdrivesx (6:52:34 PM): thanks i will. xnightdrivesx (6:52:48 PM): i told you you have to live with your choice forever. xnightdrivesx (6:52:49 PM): and you do. BraydensDaddy211 (7:54:14 PM): Ok xnightdrivesx (6:53:06 PM): so goodbye BraydensDaddy211 (7:54:40 PM): goodbye stephanie xnightdrivesx signed off at 7:54:44 PM. xnightdrivesx is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in. xnightdrivesx signed on at 7:56:54 PM. BraydensDaddy211 (8:01:09 PM): Are u sure u really wanna move xnightdrivesx (7:00:08 PM): why BraydensDaddy211 (8:01:45 PM): I am not being mean ok xnightdrivesx (7:00:53 PM): why are you askin me if im sure though? xnightdrivesx (7:00:56 PM): you're movin. BraydensDaddy211 (8:02:21 PM): Whos movin xnightdrivesx (7:01:1

Friday Links: Bob Kelly, Is Tom Alive? - Xray Photos Online, New O&a Video, Traveling Virus Coming To Va, New Video Online, What The Hell Is That - Ag
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Hap-Hap-Happy Friday everybuddy! It's raining like hell in the New York area, but it's got to be sunny somewhere, right? We hope your week is ending a little drier than ours is. Today on the POgram, Robert Kelly is once again in studio, filling in for our pal Jim Norton, and E Rock has confessed his love for Pink Flamingos (and we've been tormenting him all morning with plastic lawn flamingos). Want to see the in-studio guests and hilarity LIVE as it happens? Turn on your PALTALK. (or we could be honest, and assume that you're already doing that watching all the lovely Ladies of PALTALK, who spend their mornings showering, sleeping nude, getting dressed, or having the morning sex. Naked ladies just rule.) It's also 'Is Tom Alive?' Friday, and lucky for us... he IS! But if these Chest X-Rays are any indication, he may not be for much longer. Thanks to Sam, we have some new O&A Show Video online: SUPERBAD: Jon

Blond Joke
Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early? > The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early. > >The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date. > The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss! Gently she closed the door and crept out of her house. > >The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead >planned to >leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go >with >

Have You Ever.....
I have maybe three favorite songs but one sticks out... And when I hear it I think of one person?? Have you ever loved someone so much you given all for?? Well I have and when I look back at that I know it was worth it all. I don't regret any of it. And because of it I am a better person. Sometimes in life you have to have walk into the dark so you can walk into the light. And when you get a call saying they are gone it changes everything. But you have the memories of them in youre heart and every night you know they are looking down on you as you sleep. But somehow you know it is okay even though they are no longer walking this earth. You remember the last thing they said to you and the last thing you did with them. And your greatful.

Aug 10 Lol Very True
Daily Horoscope: Libra For August 10,2007 You're well known for your ability to handle multiple points of view, but this is getting ridiculous! It might be a lot harder than usual for you to win an argument, since you can't help but agree with both sides.

Tonight Being.. Friday Night Wow>>> Prayer To Our Lord For All My Gifts And >>>>>>>>>>
I give my Lord my Praise ; Ill worship Him always. There is no other GOD in my life ;I say to you o LOrd my heart is yours and may you keep me strong , and help me to fight off all evil or demons in Thy NAME .JEsus ;I have faith , and I have see Thee. but I had faith before I ever seen You. You pulled me out of a den or pit of hell here on Earth with Thy earthly Angels helping..OH it was no easy task LOrd I did had some doubts and tried to give up , But You o LOrd said no , and grabbed be back to be here and live thru andlearn ; You showed me You loved me even when no man on Earth ever did. or ever has..Till now .. A friend or two or three.. yeah as a sisterly love It,s more than I had hoped for ; Doesnt matter any more LORD but thank You .. cause Earthly things must pass away but heavenly things I look toward now..LOrd I bow down to you and only you. You put a song in my heart and , joy in my soul and a sweet spirit that is with me in me and holds me so gently .. I

Relatioships
so what would youdo... i just started dating this guy a couple of weeks ago.. he's a friend and he had been asking me to go out with him for three months.. well last week he went to jail for 6 months.. i warned him i am not a very good "jailhouse" girlfriend what should i do.. i like him allot he's very sweet.. should i wait for him or should i just stay single until he gets out and see how it goes???

I'll Get Bye
Nights grow longer, Day by day. Memories still get in my way. It's over, but still, I miss the life we shared Your silly smile lives In my mind. I hear your laughter, All the time. Your scent still hangs In the midnight air. Yet I know... As memories flow, You never really, cared. You're gone and... you're not coming home I'm doomed to spend My nights alone. The pillow, where you Laid your head is bare. Your toothbrush went With all the rest... The silly ties, The shirts and vests Your suits and Those bluejeans, I so loved you in! Yet, I know, As memories flow, We weren't even ... friends. When you held me In your arms You dreamed of Someone else's charms She holds you now And thinks your love is true. You held me captive With your eyes, Held me spellbound, With your lies. I never could Get through to you You tore my heart in two. She's free to

Lighten Up!
Okay, now! Just lighten up! Just get it off your chest! Quit your belly-achin" And give My Name a rest! You moan and groan, theatrically ......repeating every line! I'm really much too busy, now, For you to waste My time! I'm patient as a saint, you know, For they, too, must reply Each time you groan and whimper Shaking your fist at the sky! I'm not truly "there", you know, That's just more "space" I made. I'm in your heart, your mind and soul! So why are you afraid? You need not shake your fist at Me! I know each thing you need! Just speak your piece, I'm near enough, To feel it when you bleed! My Son bled from His hands and feet, His head, sides and His heart... So all you kids would know I'm here, When your belly-achin" starts! So, spit it out! Once is enough! There are other folks in need! I'll help you and you'll help me out, If these, MY WORDS, you'll heed! Think about the other guy

A House That Love Built©
We stand and face The great divide, A breech of trust Grown far and wide. You have your needs And I have mine, We must decide Which wounds to bind. Our pride's at stake, It's all we know. Attorneys bet How far we'll go. The wage they'll earn Is increased by hate, We must agree, 'lest it's too late. So here I give you My request, A trade so fair, Who could have guessed? I give to you All I have been, These thirty years, These you did win. And in return... I ask you, yours! Those thirty years, They did occur. In thirty years, We made five lives... Three women, grown, Fiances, wives. I gave you these Sweet loving hearts! For payment, please, Release no dart. In thirty years, We earned a son, So strong and sweet, Our only one. And what do you say Is his price? I ask of you, A word said nice. In thirty years, Our baby girl! Within your gaze, She sees the world! What, for her, Is a decent charge? I only ask A loving h

Billy Dean & Eternal Peace
To my beloved brother, a Cherokee, whose been in the great hunting ground for 10 years today BillyDean 2-6-38 to 8-11-97 I think of all the precious time, I could have shared with you. Time to sit just quietly, Just being there for you. Did you know that you were leaving, That your time was growing to a close? Did you wonder at my ignorance, My not hearing deaths approach? How much I wish I would have felt, The winds of change blow cold, Before I let you stand alone, With your dreams as yet untold. If the truth was hard to bare, Within my heart so blind, Then how must it have been for you, To leave me here behind. There is a place called Heaven, Where in our souls find peace. I pray I'll meet you there someday, And lay away this grief. There's not a single day goes by, That I don't wonder still, At the time I wasted yesterday, I could have shared with brother Bill. ~Your Loving Sister~ ~Glenda~ ©2000 Eternal Peace As you lay the

Zodiac Signs
What is your Zodiac Sign!!!!!!!! MySpace Graphics & MySpace Codes MySpace Graphics & MySpace Codes MySpace Graphics & MySpace Codes MySpace Graphics & MySpace Codes MySpace Graphics & MySpace Codes MySpace Graphics & MySpace Codes MySpace Graphics & MySpace Codes

Neat! 30 Pts For 9 Hrs Online!
I just noticed that if you stay online for a long time you get points! I just got 30 points for staying online! I checked my cookies folder and the earliest I accessed fubar (aka cherrytap)was 9:17pm which I believe is accurate. So evidently you get 30 points for staying online for 9 hours. At least your first 9 hours... I'll find out if you get 30 points for every 9 hours or what...

What Does Love Mean?
WHAT DOES LOVE MEAN? Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it. They're touching words from the mouth of babes . . . A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4 -----------------------------------------------------------

The Betrayal Of Sweet Dreams
It is with such sadness that I say goodbye to my friend Cavin. Cavin has been a joy and a priviledge to know and by no fault of his own he has been betrayed by someone I introduced him to. Her name is Sweet Dreams Spitfire promotions(Bellas Dolce)DJ Deez Nutz B.F.F. and various other names when the mood strikes. You may also know her as echo_ofhis desires @yahoo.com. She is always in fubar, and most recently in Spitfire Lounge. Please if you value your privacy,your life and your sanity stay away from her. We all know that people online can be and behave any way they want, some are even very accomplished actors, and Sweet dreams is one of those. One week a sub, one week a Domme, one week a loyal friend one week she won't know you, one week in love with dean and mark, and who knows who else, and they all did her wrong, this is sick and mentally unstable, unfortunately, people are online and they do not come with a doctors note saying they are healthy to be around people. Cavin did nothin

The Abc"s Of Friendship
(A)ccepts you as you are (B)elieves in "you" (C)alls you just to say "HI" (D)oesn't give up on you (E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts) (F)orgives your mistakes (G)ives unconditionally (H)elps you (I)nvites you over (J)ust "be" with you (K)eeps you close at heart (L)oves you for who you are (M)akes a difference in your life (N)ever Judges (O)ffers support (P)icks you up (Q)uiets your fears (R)aises your spirits (S)ays nice things about you (T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it (U)nderstands you (V)alues you (W)alks beside you (X)-plain things you don't understand (Y)ells when you won't listen and (Z)aps you back to reality

Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself
How many times have we wanted to quit doing something, but have so much trouble doing it. What can we do? I will tell you what to do, look within yourself. Every relationship we have is based on us putting forth an effort. Every thing we do, decide or want comes from within and starts with our self desire. Many times I have people ask me how God delivered me from alcohol, drugs, and cigarettes, but they are having trouble with the same issues and God wont deliver them from it. The thing is God WILL deliver us from whatever we ask Him to. But He is not going to take it from us, we have to give it to Him, we have to let go, we have to look to ourselves and the true desires within. We have to quit holding on to our addictions for pleasure, security, and or problem solving, we need to turn it over to Jesus and let Him solve our problems. If you have an addiction you have to come to a point in your life where you want help, someone can't make you stop doing something if

Sometimes We Dont Expect
Sometimes we dont expect the things that happen to us...we dont ask for it but it come's need...sometimes it hurts us just want to say that...im just here if you want me too...im strong with you here for you...God Bless!!!

What I Think About Those Who Hate
This is for Deanna(FTW Lost Goth)For alway bitching about the Good old U.S.A.,and the War,and for Lieing,and breaking my heart(bitch),And for Her Damn Family wannabe Indians The Kingdom Of Wolves for fucking with my profile rating it a 1,and blocking me,So immature.Funny thou,how Every gringo from the south always claim to be from Native American heritage blood,Isn't it enought that you people took their lands from them.Geesh.Well not all white people thou,some are awsome.Anyways fuck them.

The Biginning
The Begining Of A Legend Zakk Wylde was born Jeffery Philip Wielandt to a Mr. and Mrs. Jerome Wielandt on January 14, 1967 in Bayonne and raised in Jackson, New Jersey. He also has a sister, Amy. Zakk was given the nickname “Flip,” short for his middle name Phillip, by his dad. This is what friends and family called him. Zakk began guitar at the age of eight, only to quit a short time after due to lack of interest. Zakk then attended Jackson Memorial High School were he then picked up the guitar again at age 14. He began taking lessons from his high school football coach’s son, LeRoy Wright. And later studied classical guitar with a guy from Freehold, NJ, and later with a guy in Manhattan. Zakk formed his first band “ Stone Henge” playing songs at par

Emotions
What are these emotions. I'm having What are these emotions that keeps me up. What are these emotions. Makes my head spin. What are these emotions. I'm confused. What are these emotions. I can't put them into words. What are these emotions. my heart hurts,but at the same time i am happy,smiling, i feel alive. What are these emotions My Darlin, If you know what these emotions are Please, tell me Copyright ©2007 April M

The Necklace
Subject: FW:The necklace The necklace > >> > > >> > The cheerful little girl with bouncy golden curls was almost > >> > five. > >> > >> >Waiting with her mother at the checkout stand, she saw them, a circle of > >> >glistening white pearls in a pink foil box. > >> > > >> > "Oh mommy please, Mommy. Can I have them? Please, Mommy, > >> > please?" > >> > > >> > Quickly the mother checked the back of the little foil box and > >> >then looked back into the pleading blue eyes of her little girl's > >> >upturned > >> >face. > >> > > >> > "A dollar ninety-five. That's almost $2.00. If you really want > >> >them, I'll think of some extra chores for you and in no time you can > >> >save > >> >enough money to buy them for yourself. Your birthday's only a week away > >> >and > >> > >> >you might get another crisp dollar bill from Grandma." > >> > > >> > As soon as Jenny got home, she emptied her penny bank and > >

Update
summer is at an end school starts up in two weeks, i get my texts book in one. and thanks to my brother i remember that my birthday is in one week as while. LOL i didn't forget i just did realize that the time is going by fast. while since i working to jobs and one of them is for calling center i kind of have not been paying attention to the time. I'm looking forward to school i'm taking 6 classes that equals 18 credits its going to be struggle but I'll get threw it. my only regret about summer being over is that i haven't gone camping or done a road trip.

Jealous And Insecurity
What is the definition for jealous and insecurity? Jealous means suspicious or fearful of being replaced by a rival; resentful or bitter, and insecurity means troubled by anxiety and apprehension; threatened; not insecurely guarded; unsafe; liable to break; fail; or collapse. For me, I experienced many types of people in my life in the states and in the Philippines but what I hate to see among what I have experienced are those people who are too jealous and too insecure regarding their relationships, lifetime partners, and siblings. It's easy to make friends with anyone when everyone near that person or close to that person is neither that jealous nor insecure regarding their feelings for that person! Yet, if the person who want to be friends with and/or be closer with has friends who gets easily jealous and insecure with that person? It's very difficult to make new friends and you ended up making enemies. I hate that kind of attitude among people because for my past experiences show

Who Am I?!
I see myself different from other people's views…some say, "I'm kind, thoughtful, nice, and honest" As for me, I don't think I'm that honest, thoughtful, and nice…I see myself a little cruel at times, moody, sometimes heartless at people and situations that comes and goes, I worry too much upon small little things, stubborn, sometimes violent when I loss my temper, reckless, stupid, and I take things for granted…in general, everyone who sees me and knows me can say a lot of good and bad things about but as for myself…I always put myself down and I have no idea why I do it?! I can sometimes open my mind to what I am but I can't ever see who I am! I don't judge or prejudge anyone at the first glance but after knowing them of a little more better…that's when I judge them for who they are not for what they can do! I'm sometimes kind of crazy, weird, and childish but when I start getting serious and mature…that's when you can see my true intellect and motivates upon my life and others. I do

Poem!
*Confused* I want to let him in... I want to let him luv me... I want to hold him and not let go.... But... I am too afraid and I run away .... I cry alone and fear the luv I have for him... I can not trust him ... I can not trust anyone.... I hope one day things will change and I can overcome my fears.... Dedicated to a Special Friend... Love, Trish

Just Alittle Insight..
A time comes in your life when you finally get it ... when, in the midst of all your fears and insanity, you stop dead in your tracks and somewhere the voice inside your head cries out ENOUGH!!! Enough fighting and crying or struggling to hold on. And, like a child quieting down after a blind tantrum, your sobs begin to subside, you shudder once or twice, you blink back your tears and begin to look at the world through new eyes. This is your awakening. You realize it's time to stop hoping and waiting for something to change...or for happiness, safety and security to come galloping over the next horizon. You come to terms with the fact that you are neither Prince Charming or Cinderella and that in the real world there aren't always fairy tale endings (or beginnings for that matter) and that any guarantee of "happily ever after" must begin with you...and in the process a sense of serenity is born of acceptance. You awaken to the fact that you are not perfect and that not everyone will al

Ok Well In Three Day Blast Contest And Need Ratings And Comment Bombing To Keep Up
Please help me in this contest as falling behind quite dearly in need of your support. This goes out to everyone on FUBAR that can read this especially as never had a blast and will forever remember your support if you please help. I am really in need of ratings as well, so just to rate my pic would be fine with me if you don't like leaving comments I will understand. Thanks for hearing me out and here is the link to the contest below as ends on wed

Down In Oakland - Transplants
This song goes out to a good friend of mine He lives life to the fullest, (yeah) every single day Down in Oakland I'm gonna find them I'm gonna get them I'll go rewind them You can not hide them I will go find them Oh down in Oakland It's such a scene, man With a hard boy drunken Ballentine He's got 7 teeth left in his head, yea He works at docks in the day At night he walks with the dead And this lady comes over to him She wants to take him for a ride She said, "This dirty old town got no place a hide" Time going away in town And you got nowhere to go Oh you cannot move around When your stuck in a blizzard snow You wear your wrongs and your rights And you choose what's gonna be a sight She said, "In this dirty old town there's no place a hide" Down in Oakland I'm gonna find them I'm gonna get them I'll go rewind them You can not hide them I will go find them Oh down in Oakland It's such a scene, man "Hey, where am I?" Down in Oakland I'm g

Cold Hearted Fathers
this is for anyone who wishes to respond how can a person who's sperm helped create a life. a life that is combined with my blood an his blood. can be so cruel an heartless, to his own creation of a life his daughter my daughter a lil girl who didnt ask to be born. but wuz created when i thought that we loved each other. Is now suffering what many other kids of fatherless or motherless familys deal with. the missing presence, love , an attention , that all kids deserve, how do u tell your child that he or she other parent might not be here but u love them with all your heart. an try not to cry in front of them so they can't see the hurt u feel cuz of the other parent who is supposed to be there. but is not there an don't care to be there at all for whatever reason. i've tried to think of a way to tell her, but im running out of ideas can anyone help me.

Space Shuttle
The shuttle Endeavor apparently has some broken heat-sheild tiles that were damaged from falling foam....AGAIN! For rocket scientists they seem to be getting beat by simple falling foam. Is it so hard to realize "oh maybe we should COVER the foam insulation on the external tank"? I have a hard time believing coating that tank in a layer of plastic or some other lightweight covering would add enough weight to prevent it from lifting off. Clearly leaving the foam exposed is a dumb idea! Then again maybe they just want a temporary fix rather than permanent since they will be retiring the shuttle for an apollo like launch vehicle (also not the greatest idea fiscally).

Lost
: Writing and Poetry i am lost without him, can't help my self does he even know that i do really love him so, my heart has gone its to the one i have lost still my heart stay there still in him though, i fill a little emty, i feel a little low, i feel a little hollow, why i just can't let him go, i just don't know, i have tryed to go, i tryed not to show, i tryed to hated but i just could not though, my love is in him my heart n soul, but with anything i juat can't help but love him so.

Starting Over
Our life together is so precious together We have grown, we have grown Although our love is still special Let's take a chance and fly away somewhere alone It's been too long since we took the time No-one's to blame, I know time flies so quickly But when I see you darling It's like we both are falling in love again It'll be just like starting over, starting over Everyday we used to make it love Why can't we be making love nice and easy It's time to spread our wings and fly Don't let another day go by my love It'll be just like starting over, starting over Why don't we take off alone Take a trip somewhere far, far away We'll be together all alone again Like we used to in the early days Well, well, well darling It's been too long since we took the time No-one's to blame, I know time flies so quickly But when I see you darling It's like we both are falling in love again It'll be just like starting over, starting over Our life togeth

Hey
HEY THERE EVERYONE, IT HAS BEEN QUITE A WHILE SINCE I HAVE BEEN ON, JUST BEEN KEEPING BUSY WITH THE KIDS AND STUFF, THEY ARE BACK IN SCHOOL NOW EXCEPT FOR MY OLDEST ONE WHICH LIVES IN MICHIGAN WITH HER FATHER, SHE WILL BE GOING BACK HOME IN ABOUT 2 WEEKS, THEN HOPEFULLY I WILL GET A CHANCE TO SIT DOWN AND GET CAUGHT UP WITH EVERYONE THAT I HAVE NOT SPOKEN TO IN SO LONG, I REALLY MISS ALL MY CHERRY TAP FRIENDS, HOPEFULLY I WILL BE ABLE TO CONNECT WITH YOU ALL SOON, TILL THEN HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED YOUR SUMMER, AND CONTINUE TO ENJOY EVERY PASSING DAY...

What Color Is Your Aura ?
Your Aura is Violet Idealistic and thoughtful, you have the mind and ideas to change the world. And you have the charisma of a great leader, even if you don't always use it! The purpose of your life: saying truths that other people dare not say Famous purples include: Mahatma Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Jr., Susan B. Anthony Careers for you to try: Political Activist, Inventor, Life Coach What Color Is Your Aura?

What Happened The Year You Were Born?
In 1984 (the year you were born) Ronald Reagan is president of the US On a Challenger mission, two astronauts become the first humans to fly free of a spacecraft An Union Carbide insecticide plant in Bhopal, India seeps toxic gas killing over 2,000 Penthouse magazine publishes nude photographs of Miss America Vanessa Williams The Soviet Union boycotts the Los Angeles Summer Olympics Richard Stallman starts developing GNU "Where's the Beef?" commercial campaign for Wendy's airs for the first time The Apple Macintosh, the first consumer computer to use a computer mouse and GUI interface, is introduced by Apple Ethiopian famine begins Mandy Moore and Avril Lavigne are born Detroit Tigers win the World Series Los Angeles Raiders win Superbowl XVIII Edmonton Oilers win the Stanley Cup Ghost Busters, Beverly Hills Cop, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Gremlins, and The Karate Kid are top grossing films "When Doves Cry" by Prince and the

What's Your Star Wars Horiscope
Star Wars Horoscope for Libra You are on a lifelong pursuit of justice and determined to succeed. You convey the art of persuasion through force. You always display your supreme intelligence. You have a great talent in obtaining balance between yourself and your surroundings. Star wars character you are most like: Obi Wan Kenobie What Is Your Star Wars Horoscope?

What Art Movement Are You?
You Are Impressionism You think the world is quite beautiful, especially if you look at it in new and interesting ways. You tend to focus on color and movement in art. For you, seeing the big picture is much more important than recording every little detail. You can find inspiration anywhere... especially from nature. What Art Movement Are You?

I Saw Her Standing There
Well she was just seventeen You know what I mean And the way she looked Was way beyond compare So how could I dance with another, Oh, when I saw her standing there Well she looked at me and I, I could see That before too long I'd fall in love with her She wouldn't dance with another Oh, when I saw her standing there Well my heart went boom When I crossed that room And I held her hand in mine Oh we danced through the night And we held each other tight And before too long I fell in love with her Now I'll never dance with another Oh, when I saw her standing there Well my heart went boom When I crossed that room And I held her hand in mine Oh we danced through the night And we held each other tight And before too long I fell in love with her Now I'll never dance with another Oh, when I saw her standing there Oh, since I saw her standing there Yeah, well since I saw her standing there

Hurt
Johnny Cash Lyrics Hurt Lyrics [Originally by Nine Inch Nails] I hurt myself today To see if I still feel I focus on the pain The only thing that's real The needle tears a hold The old familiar sting Try to kill it all away But I remember everything [Chorus:] What have I become My sweetest friend Everyone I know goes away In the end And you could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt I wear this crown of thorns Upon my liar's chair Full of broken thoughts I cannot repair Beneath the stains of time The feelings disappear You are someone else I am still right here [Chorus:] What have I become My ssweetest friend Everyone I know goes away In the end And you could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt If I could start again A million miles away I would keep myself I would find a way

Please Please Me
Last night I said these words to my girl I know you never even try, girl Come on, come on, come on, come on Please, please me, wo yeah, like I please you You don't need me to show the way, love Why do I always gave to sat, love Come on, come on, come on, come on Please, please me, wo yeah, like I please you I don't want to sound complaining but you know there's always rain in my heart I do all the pleasing with you, it's so hard to reason with you wo yeah, why do you make me blue? Last night I said these words to my girl I know you never even try, girl Come on, come on, come on, come on Please, please me, wo yeah, like I please you wo yeah, like I please you wo yeah, like I please you

I Got Them
...and early! I bought 250 business cards off of vistaprints.com. I have never used that company and I got a great discount thru an email. I will use that company again! They look great! I can't wait to set them up on my station and hand them out at events. It will be so nice to not have to write my name in the corner of the salon-offered cards. I forget who it was but thanks for giving me the advice.

Quit My Job And Manny Died
I quit my job so my access to fubar will greatly be impeded. I will be on tomorrow as I apply for college and hope to get in. So ne questions you have will be answered then. I killed Manny today. He was my baby. I had him for 10 almost 11 years. He wasn't getting ne better. I watched him die. I cried. I feel empty. I killed Manny. I love him. 10 years and he was the only man who never left me. I love you Manny.

Another Woman Died Today
Today another woman died and not in a foreign field and not with a rifle strapped to her back, and not with a large defense of tanks, rumbling and rolling behind her. She died without CNN covering her war. She died without talk of intelligent bombs and strategic targets. The target was simply her back, her face, her belly. The target was her precious flesh that was once composed like music in her mother's body and sung in the anthem of birth. The target was this life that had lived its own dear wildness, had been loved and not loved, had danced and not danced. A life. Just like yours. Just like mine. A life that stumbled up from a beginning and had learned to walk and had learned to read and had learned to sing. Another woman died today not far from where you live. Just there -- next door where the tall light falls across the pavement. Just there -- a few steps away where you've often heard shouting, another woman died today. She was the same girl her mother used t

Sexual Iq....
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Endlessly,she Said
Walked into our world and made Horrible sounds. I can still hear them today [Strangely they seem] Beautiful now, Though they outlast my love. Still each time I always meant, Every word, Every one. Though in time they finally bent, Every word, Every one. Every word. "I will wait for you," she said, "endlessly." "I will wait for you." So spoke, Misery. I returned to you but found, My empty home. The radio told me to stay. [As it burned Bright] I sang alone. You will outlast my love. Still each time I always meant, Every word, Every one. Though in time they finally bent, Every word, Every one. Every word. "I will wait for you," she said, [Endlessly, She Said lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com] "endlessly." "I will wait for you." So spoke, Misery. Oh. I have been waiting for you, Biting as you taught me to. I have come to relieve you, Of life and love. I will wait for you. I will wait for you. I will wait for you. I will

Colors
Can you feel it crush you does it seem to bring the worst in you out There's no running away from these things that hold you down Do they complicate you because they make you feel like this Of all the colors that you've shine this is surely not your best But you should know these colors that you're shining are Surely not the best colors that you shine Surely not the best colors that you shine I know you feel alone yeah and no one else can figure you out But don't you ever turn away from the ones that help you down Well they'd love to save you don't you know they love to see you smile But these colors that you've shined are surely not your style But you should know these colors that you're shining are Surely not the best colors that you shine Surely not the best colors that you shine I know you're feeling like you're lost But you should know these colors that you're shining are I know you're feeling like you're lost you feel you've drifted way too far Did yo

Redneck Computer Terms
BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods. BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern. BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick. BYTE - What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro. CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps. CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in. TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker. CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited. DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers. DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer. FAX - What you lie about to the IRS. HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking. HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos. INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair. KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere. MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food. MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers. MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall. MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live. NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line. ONLI

The One
Dispare filled the Earth, Causing pain and suffering, Causing conflict and strife, Casuing torment and grief, And I was in the midst of it. Until I found the One. The One that made life worth living. The One that helped me get through. He is the One, the God above. ruling Over the worid, With love and peace, Mercy and compassion. Before I met my God, my Savior, I wast lost, alone, and scared But never again will I be. Fer He is always with me, And He will never forsake me. Now I am free from all things evil. I thank the Lord, The God Above, For His Never Ending Love

More Lyrics
JEWEL LYRICS "Daddy" My bones are tired, Daddy I don't get enough sleep I don't eat as good as I could, Daddy What's that say about me? Sometimes I sleep past noon, Daddy Drink lots of black coffee and I smoke like a chimney. Yes, I left the refrigerator door half open, Daddy. What's that say about me? Sometimes I want to rip out your throat, Daddy For all those things you said that were mean. Gonna make you just as vulnerable as I was, Daddy What's that say about me? Sometimes I want to bash in your teeth, Daddy. Gonna use your tongue as a stamp Gonna rip your heart out the way you did mine, Daddy Go ahead and psycho-analyze that. 'Cause I'm your creation, I'm your love, Daddy. Grew up to be and do all those sick things you said I'd do Well last night I saw you sneak out your window With your white hood, Daddy What's' that say about you? I'm sloppy, what's that say about you? I'm messy, what's that say about you? My bones are tired, Daddy

Not Just For The Ladies
I work my ass off and the best thing for me to do is go to the spa and relax! I like to drink the water with the cucumbers and orange peels in it. I like to sit in the juccizzi and let my muscles melt down. Then its time for a seriuos theraputic massage and facial. I like to be pampered and get a pedicure too. My skin feels soo soft and smooth. I walk around in my bath robe and chill out by the pool. Take a quick dip and have everyone look at my body art! Then I like to go into the sauna and sweat all my toxins out. I think Im like the only guy at the spa but I ont mind I get the whole place to myself! In the sauna I like to stretch my muscles and drop a few pounds so I weigh myself afterward to see if Ive lost some water. By this time its Im ready for a snack. some delicious antioxidant mixed berries and a shot of wheat grass and grapefruit wedges. Then its of to meditation and deep breathing excercise. I like to imagine that Im high up in the sierras hiking in the mountains with th

F*cking Bitch
When I think of you "fucking bitch" comes to mind, for what you did to him, are you insane? Are you addicted to pain? Abusive lovers, I don't even blame his father as much as you, yes he left my love, and that is inexcusable, but he was running from you. You cast down those around you, you pass judgment when no one respects you, you try to act so fucking cool, you are a joke to me you fool. For I know all your secrets, and I have seen your expressions of hate, he didn't run to me, he ran from you. I don't even know if i believe that you regret it, ya you cry but I've seen you cry when I knew it was fake. I've seen you pound your fist and shake, and throw things and scream and hate, and all these things you passed to him, I hate you for the rage you bring, you fucking didn't do anything, he needs you now and you aren't helping. You know I hate you but you drip sweet words, you know he tells me what you say you dope, you don't believe we really tell

Dear Jennifer
My sweet baby girl. How I miss you so much. How I long to hold you in my arms. This has been so hard for me to do. But I know that I did it for the best. I know that you are going to have a better life and never want for anything in the world. You will be a year old in a couple of weeks. I hope that one day you will understand why I did what I did. And I really hope that you don't hate me. Love Always, Your First Mom

Another Blog
I often find myself searching for something in life... I'm not sure what that something is... but I'm sure if I ever find it... I'll know.. because then I'll feel complete.. At the same time I feel like life is giving me these hard gut wrenching low blows... I think my aura is bad luck... I hate feeling that way... I'm ready for a change.. but unsure how to move on... when life hurts... be brave I think to myself.. then I think its a joke... How do I move on? A question that I've asked myself a thousand times!

Sad But Sweet 9/11 Story
Turn On Your Volumethey'd always have funthey'd go to the beach hold hands and collect shells and make sand castles even though they were young this was a start of somthing new but one day after mandy's 6th birthday billy came up to her and said will you be my girlfriend and she agreed they sat there by the pond and they promised Forever.they hugged they kissed and their mom and dad's knew they were perfect.everyday as they grew older their love kept growing strongerthey became teenagers and they were loving better than everthey spent their summers togetherthey had sleepovers and they were the best of freinds and loversthey loved everywhere .even if they were miles apartit was perfect. years past and passed and they got marriedone day after billy got home from work mandy had some breaking newsshe was pregnant with a baby on june 22nd she gave birth to a beautiful baby girlshe grew bigger and bigger and soonmandy knew she was pregnant againshe gave birth to a beautiful baby boy on septe

Update: The Freak Network
As I promised in an earlier post... about The Freak Network selling shirts... It's true... it has finally came... The Freak Network now sells shirts and pins... I help design the writings... here check them out at... http://www.cafepress.com/thefreaknetwork Enjoy! Laterz, Sin.

Funny Sruff My Friend Sent Me!
There's always one. This has got to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for "Termination without Cause". Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now I know why they record these conversations!): Operator: "Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?" Caller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." Operator: "What sort of trouble??" Caller: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." Operator: "Went away?" Caller: "They disappeared." Operator: "Hmm So what does your screen look like now?" Caller: "Nothing

Reality
Reality Death, departure, walk away, walk out Should I or should I not pout Family and friends Lovers and one-night stands I have loved, lost and lived How do I trust, how do I love again I should move on, it's all in my past But my pain remains, continues and lasts This pain lingers in my heart, mind and soul Damn it - why is this world so cold How can I have faith in Goddess and family When people I love are taken from me Where can I find true and loyal friends I'm sick of the lies, fights and revenge Hurt continuously, hurt at a young age How do I love again with all of my rage How do I get past all of this, show me a sign So I can leave my sadness, pain and crying behind

Phases Of The Moon
~ Working With The Phases Of The Moon ~ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Each phase of the moon brings with it a special energy for that lunar cycle. Everyone knows the moon affects the tides of the worlds oceans, but because we are mostly liquid ourselves, these phases also affect us. Understanding what these energies bring, help you to connect with and use those energies in your magikal rituals, meditations and even your daily life. New Moon Used for personal growth, healing and blessing of new projects or ventures. It's also a good time to cleanse and consecrate new tools and objects you wish to use during rituals, ceremonies or an up coming festival . Waxing- 1st Quarter - Between the new and full moon is a period of the Waxing moon. Used for attraction magik, inner love spells, protection for couples and healing energy for couples. Full Moon Used to banishing unwanted influences in your life. Creating

Your Flower
You Are A Lily You are a nurturer and all around natural therapist. People see you as their rock. And they are able to depend on you. You are a soothing influence. You can make people feel better with a few words. Your caring has more of an impact than even you realize. What Flower Are You?

No Other Way..... Jack Johnson
When your mind is a mess so is mine I cant sleep cause it hurts when I think My thoughts aren't at peace with the plans that we make chances we take they're, not yours and not mine there's waves that can break all the words that we say and the words that we mean words can fall short can't see the unseen cause the world is awake for somebody's sake now, please close your eyes woman please get some sleep And know that if I knew all of the answers I would not hold them from you'd know all the things that i'd know we told each other, there is no other way Well too much silence can be misleading You're drifting I can hear it in the way that your breathing We don't really need to find reason Cause out the same door that it came well its leaving its leaving Leaving like a day that’s done and part of a season Resolve is just a concept that's as dead as the leaves But at least we can sleep, its all that we need When we wake we will find Our minds will be free

If I Was Your Juggalette
1.) Would you mind the face paint on your inner thighs/all over you? 2.) Would you give me some neden/would you give me that popsicle? 3.) What would you mix your faygo with? 4.) Would you love my scrubby ways? 5.) Would you lie to me or be brutally honest? . 6.) If I was sick what would you do to make me feel better? 7.) Would I be "THE ONLY ONE"? 8.) Would you go to the Gathering with me? 9.) Could you put up with my Bad Mental Health? 10.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? 11.) Would you care about what I do when we go out? 12.) Would you hang out with me AND my crew? 13.) If your homies tried to get with me what would you do? 14.) Would you ride on some haters with me? 15.) Would you give me your myspace password? 16.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? 17.) If I was watching wrestling/nascar, would you watch it with me? 18.) How fresh am I from 1-10? 19.) Would you wear my hatchetgear? 20.) Would you braid

A Moment In Time
The moonlight shines on her face as she stares out the window She is thinking of him….. so far away She wants his touch again, it has been so long The night is quiet, she whispers his name into the silence Oh baby, my baby She runs her fingers over her lips, closing her eyes The last kiss still lingers there,his kiss ,his breath Even though he is far away she can feel him His heartbeat, his soul song Her hand trails lightly over her face and down to her neck The curls falling against her skin, she remembers His fingers twirling them as he nibbled on her ear As he nuzzled her under her hair, sending her into oblivion She follows his line of kisses to her open gown The buttons slip away She feels the hardness of her nipples His mouth on them, how he licked around and tasted her breasts Taking them one by one into him, sucking licking, biting lightly She can remember the waves of passion going through her His soft hair against he

Blogthings
The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved. You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring. You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance. Your ideal relationship is comforting. You crave a relationship where you always feel warmth and love. Your risk of cheating is low. Even if you're tempted, you'd try hard not to do it. You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.

Poetry
Have I Ever (by Ravenz23) Have I ever told you that if I sit really still and silent, sometimes. I like to think I can hear your heart beating in time with mine? Have I ever told you that when I watch you speak to me through lines and cords, and bytes and ram, I imagine your voice, whispering into my ear? Have I ever told you that I wait out each day in anticipation, wanting only an hour or two, just a second in space and time, to feel close to you? Have I ever told you that there has been times, when I ached for you, ached for you so badly, that the emotions overwhelmed me.. and so I sat and cried? Have I ever told you that sometimes, I will reach out, touching your name on this cold screen before me, wishing I could reach in and pull you to me? Have I ever told you that after the first time I heard the sound of your voice, thousands of miles away, I sat up all night, turning the conversation over and over in my mind, examining

Spirit Guides.
One often hears Spiritualists, mediums and others refer to "spirit guides" and other terms. The following is written to clarify things for people. The Guardian, or as has been referred to by orthodox religions as the Guardian Angel is, in most cases, the most important spirit looking after us. They are often understood to be the most enlightened spirit helping us as an individual, as compared to more highly evolved spirits who help groups, countries, planets etc. Guardians are responsible for the overall spiritual guidance we get, and are usually with us for the whole of our physical life. The Guardian has access to the "akashic record" or what is sometimes called the "Book of Life", and is often the one to remind us of our past lives. Another job they have is to help protect us when we intentionally, or unintentionally, leave our bodies (OOB, Astral Travel etc). They will be there to help us get to the spirit dimension when we die. Guides. These are spirits of like spiritual

20 Things To Do In A Drive Thru
1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside. 2. Drive through backwards. 3. Belch your order. 4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume. 5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac. 6. Walk through. 7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you. 8. Repeat everything the order-taker says. 9. Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours. 10. Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please." 11. In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you

Pizza Delivery
The board of directors for a large company, believing it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers, so on a tour of the facilities during his first day, the CEO notices a guy leaning casually against the wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them all know he means business, and wasting time on the clock is not acceptable. The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?" The CEO reaches into his wallet, hands the guy $1,200 in cash, and screams, "Here's four weeks pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!" Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here aside from standing around?" With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "That guy delivered our pizza."

Praying
One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying. "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma, ta ta Grandpa." The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked. The next night, he heard his son praying again. "God bless Mommy and Daddy, ta ta Grandma." The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack. Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray. "God bless Mommy, ta ta Daddy." Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. "Thank God you're here -- we

A Thanks To My Friends
A Thanks to my Friends © By Sarah R. Klein Thank you for being there when I needed you... and even when I didn't, Thank you for being there through the good times... and the bad, Thank you for being there to encourage my dreams.... and my crazy ideas, Thank you for catching me... before I fell down, Thank you for wiping away the tears... when I was crying, Thank you for cheering me up... and making me laugh, Thank you for all the great memories... and the bad, But most of all... thank you... For being you!

More On This Subject
For the record: I get it Like a bar, buying a blast could run along the lines of buying you a drink, I guess. Perhaps I was a little sharp but, ya know, if you have some great photos, I enjoy them, I might buy you a gift. If I buy a gift, find out your pix are a) not you b) commercial porn that I can find for free or c) you're not in the least attractive to me, I may not be very happy with you. "Would you buy a horse without riding it first?" lol Example: How many times have I seen profiles with a nice Main Pic only to find out that picture is either not the person in the NSFW folder or is a ripped pic of a professional model. Nothing better than eagerly opening up that NSFW folder only to find your worst nightmare competely naked, or worse. No offense intended to anyone that is not intentionally deceiving people. If you are not proud of who you are and your appearance, don't post your pics.

Who Is A Vietnam Veteran
WHO IS A VIETNAM VETERAN I am your neighbor. I am your mailman. I'm your local policeman. I'm your local fireman. I'm homeless. I'm messed up! I'm an attorney. I'm a doctor. I'm a chief executive. I'm any man, every man. I'm every American! I'm a Vietnam Veteran, and damn proud of it! We're legion - and some of us have forgotten our pride. We left these shores thinking various thoughts. Some of us were looking for adventure and excitement. Some of us were "running away" from things at home. Many of us were hoping to grow up. Some of us never had the opportunity. Others of us squandered that chance. And most of us accomplished our individual goals. We are proud Americans, regardless of the outcome that politicians dictated for Vietnam. WELCOME HOME, BROTHERS!

1st Rant
Relationships don't work the way they do on television and in the movies. Will they? Won't they? And then they finally do, and they're happy forever. Gimme a break. Nine out of ten of them end because they weren't right for each other to begin with, and half of the ones who get married get divorced anyway, and I'm telling you right now, through all this stuff I have not become a cynic. I haven't. Yes, I do happen to believe that love is mainly about pushing chocolate covered candies and, y'know, in some cultures, a chicken. You can call me a sucker, I don't care, because I do believe in it. Bottom line: it's couples who are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but the big difference is they don't let it take them down. One of those two people will stand up and fight for that relationship every time. If it's right, and they're real lucky, one of them will say something.

Social Anxiety
Your Social Anxiety Level: 32% You have low social anxiety. Of course very unfamiliar or strange situations make you uncomfortable. But you can pull through and handle almost any social occasion with grace. Are You Socially Anxious?

My Friends List
Ok, Here is the deal. If you do not like me or the way I am, get off my friends list. I don't want rude or liars on my friends list. I don't want people on my friends list that just want another friend added. Now I have said my peace. Take or leave it.

Life
well morning everyone let me first say that i am sorry i have not gotten arround to doing this for awaile its not that i have not had shit to say or ne thing or that i have been to busy to write but its been alittle more like writers block because everytime i go to write some to me it either dont look right or i just cant find the fucking words that i want to use to say whatever in the fuck is on my mind and it has been driving my ass fucking baty as hell cause well most of yall know that my blogs are where i rant the most to get shit off my mind that is bothering the living hell out of me or my blogs is where most of you that i only talk to every now and then or whatever find out what the hell is going on in my life well i guess it is update time well lets start with about the only good thing i got right now which is my girlfriend who makes me happyer then i have been in awaile and i really cant waite to be with her and hold her in my arms baby i love you with all my heart and you kno

Music History Of 1940s And 50s
Many musical styles flourished and combined in the 1940s and 1950s, most likely because of the influence of radio had in creating a mass market for music. World War II caused great social upheaval, and the music of this period shows the effects of that upheaval. ===Birth of my son Main article: Origins of rock and roll In the 1940s, the major strands of American music combined to form what would eventually be coined as rock and roll. Based most strongly off an electric guitar-based version of the Chicago blues, rock also incorporated jazz, country, folk, swing, and other types of music; in particular, bebop jazz and boogie woogie blues were in vogue and greatly influenced the music style. The style had developed by 1949, and quickly became popular among blacks nationwide (see 1949 in music). Mainstream success was slow to develop, though (in spite of early success with Bill Haley & the Comets' "Rock Around the Clock"), and didn't begin in earnest until Elvis Presley ("Hound Dog

The Irish Are A Tough Bunch Of People
An elderly Irishman lay dying on his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite cheese scones wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom and, with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. With laboured breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table, were dozens of his favourite scones. Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted Irish wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? Mustering one great effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted. He coul

At Summers End.....
These last two weeks of August; summers end, always brings back memories of my youth. With the sweltering heat finally dwindalling down I often think of how my life used to be. Living a carefree excistance, with my only worry being that first day back at school. The window is open and a cool breeze filters in. I sit at this computer desk hammering the keys in front of me trying to catcher exactly whats going on inside my head. Don't know wiether to laugh or cry at times passed. I do remember though; how that last week of summer vacation felt. How each day was golden and how you never wanted the summer to end. Summers spent with friends long forgotten are beyound pricless. What I wouldn't do just to have one day; to relive ONE day in my 15-year old self. To feel that young and innocent; to tell all my frineds & family- that are no longer with us, just how much I love them and how much they mean to me. To treat that ONE person whom I was shitty to, just a little bit

Update On The Moving
good morning friends!! We are steadily packing around here these days. We got the contract for the house signed by the seller!! Today the home and pest inspections are taking place. So we are on GO and ready to move. Next week we'll be signing the loan papers we hope. But, of course, that depends on the inspection findings. School starts here next week so my daughter will have to start and then transfer...not what we wanted, but HEY we ARE moving!! The house here we are in now is a mess....boxes everywhere. Empty and full. I packed my son's "squishy" yesterday and will probably have to get it back out of the box today. I packed it without him knowing and last night going to bed he yelled "where's my "squishy"!!!! his squishy is a Spiderman pillow that he just throws around on his bed. I didn't know he was so attached to it or I wouldn't have packed it. Oh, well!! ok, friends....I am online here and there and I try to update my status frequently. Hope all of

Get To Know Your Ghosts - Residual Haunt
The most common style of a human haunting is a residual haunting. A residual haunting is like having an impression made in time. The entity may seem to be lost in a time warp. The spirit really isn't even there, only the energy is. In most cases people may here screaming or crying due to the violence factor that may have caused this traumatic event to happen. People may also hear the sounds of footsteps walking on the stairs or through hallways. Typically the repeated event is whatever the person who left the energy behind did often or an significant event that they remember happening to them. It is almost like it the energy has become part of the dwelling that they once occupied on an every day basis. These haunting styles always seem to happen in the same place every time. There is usually very little you can do on this style of a haunting except make the family who is having these problems understand what is going on and explain to them that they are in no danger due to

Navy Pilot And Chewing Gum
During a commercial airline flight a Navy pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms. When the baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the infant as discreetly as possible. The pilot pretended not to notice and, upon debarking, he gallantly offered his assistance to help with the various baby-related impedimenta. When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the pilot responded, "Gosh, that's a good looking baby...and he sure was hungry!" Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said nursing would help alleviate the pressure in the baby's ears. The Navy pilot sadly shook his head, and in true pilot fashion exclaimed, "Damn! And all these years I've been chewing gum."

A Little About Me
Like i said i am a mommy and a wife and after 4yrs of pure stupidity i am finally back where i belong and thats at home taking care of my family instead of being strung out and stupid. It actually was really eye opening to realize what i was neglecting which was my wonderful husband and two beautiful children. Take it from me everything you really ever need is at home!

Things To Do At Walmart
69 Things to do in Wal-Mart * Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. * Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. * Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. * Start playing football -- see how many people you can get to join in. * Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and yell, ''I need some tampons!!'' * Try on bras over top of your clothes. * Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms. * While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible ''Sex and Candy'' * Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, ''I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares,'' and see what happens. * Tune all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and turn the volumes to ''10.'' * Play with the automatic doors. * Walk up to complete strangers a

My Poem
When I'm with you, eternity is a step away, my love continues to grow, with each passing day. This treasure of love, I cherish within my soul, how much I love you... you'll never really know. You bring a joy to my heart, I've never felt before, with each touch of your hand, I love you more and more. Whenever we say goodbye, whenever we part, know I hold you dearly, deep inside my heart. So these seven words, I pray you hold true, "Forever And Always, I Will Love You."

When You Believe
Many nights we prayed With no proof anyone could hear In our hearts a hope for a song We barely understood Now we are not afraid Although we know there’s much to fear We were moving mountains Long before we knew we could, whoa, yes There can be miracles When you believe Though hope is frail It’s hard to kill Who knows what miracles You can achieve When you believe somehow you will You will when you believe [Mmm…mmm…mmm…yeah] Mmm…yeah… In this time of fear When prayer so often proves in vain Hope seems like the summer bird Too swiftly flown away Yet now I’m standing here My heart’s so full, I can’t explain Seeking faith and speakin’ words I never thought I’d say There can be miracles When you believe (When you believe) Though hope is frail It’s hard to kill (Mmm) Who knows what miracles You can achieve (You can achieve) When you believe somehow you will You will when you believe [Hey…] [Ooh…] They don't always happen when you ask

Tommorrow's Investigation.
Tommorrow is our investigation @ the local battlefield. I'm excited! Stay tuned to our website (http://soul-online.org) within the week for any evidence we may catch as well as a report on the investigation.

I Push You Away
great, I cried a little last night. whoopie freaking do. it only made things worse for me. I expressed myself. I felt my eyes burning and the tears building up to the point that I felt like I was going to break down and lose it. it really bothers me that I can not say what I want to say or act how I would like. you do not want to know how I see you, what I think of you, how it hurts me inside to push you away. a few glasses of wine and two or more tears shed will not cure me. you will not break me. you will not fix me. you will not have me or ever freaking have the chance to hurt me. no matter how much I want to be touch by you, I dont want you to. I dont want to know you. every new day is a new reminder of my failure. how I was so close to my personal nirvana. it all slipped away just because I gave myself totally and truly. god I want my meds again. dope me up let me not feel again let me be a walking no one again.

Please Comment And Rate Friend In Contest
http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=651263&albumid=475962&i=561691028 please check this out u all and do this for me to help one of my cool friends to win this contest it ends tomorrow at noon please help me out u all

Rockin' Saturday On World Rock Radio
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Regarding 9/11
One of my fubar friends has quite a few images from 9/11 and I finally decided to view them. All the emotions from 9/11 came back to me... I was going to post the following on one of the pics in his profile but I decided not to, I posted the first part, but not the entire thing... I felt it would just be too much. The part in ***'s is what I posted as a comment on on of the pics. ***The terror. Oh my gosh. I just feel like crying. I have sheiled myself from these images for so long. Just because whenever I see these I start crying and reliving the newscasts. I was in my last year of high school. Sitting in the balcony oh my computer programming class (an elective I took because I really had taken my other classes that were required). All of a sudden the librarian turned on the tv in the ERC... We all were confused and we watched in horror.... Anyway. I seriously thought about moving to Canada once I was able to gather up my belongings, say my goodbyes, and leave!! I knew my paren

Hi Everyone; I Was Having Computer Problems , But Im Here Online ... Hugs..
Hey ill catch up on comments and rates and mums tomorrow . but just wanted you all to know im fine , it was my computer sick moden died and had to be replaced lol..diana

In A Child's Eyes......
i was fetching my son the other day, but i was early...the guard says it will not be until an hour more before the grade threes will go home...so there was no other alternative for me but to wait... and while waiting, i noticed a boy, silently crying in a little corner, murmuring...."mama, mama, where are you?". My heart melts for the situation the boy finds himself in...uncertain whether his mother will come to fetch him or not...will he be left there all alone? questions in his minds creeps in,....will i ever see my family again? when will my mama come? have they forgotten about me? what have i done wrong to merit this? why is ma, not here yet? what is she doing? where have she gone? what will i do if she did not come for me? there are so many uncertainties a child faces when they find themselves in a situation like this...i know, i've been there...i know how it feels to be left, to be forgotten, that "i am here, where are all of you gone?"...all the other children had gone home a

19 August 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Sunday, August 19: Put the emphasis on the 'give' in give-and-take. Lend a family member a hand, tell a friend how much they mean to you. Life's precious and the universe will feel your love -- and return it.

Neuman, Marcus Cookies
A little background: Neiman-Marcus, if you don't know already, is a very expensive store; i.e., they sell your typical $8.00 T-shirt for $50.00. Let's let them have it! THIS IS A TRUE STORY! My daughter and I had just finished a salad at a Neiman-Marcus Cafe in Dallas , and we decided to have a small dessert. Because both of us are such cookie lovers, we decided to try the "Neiman-Marcus cookie." It was so excellent that I asked if they would give me the recipe, and the waitress said with a small frown, "I'm afraid not, but you can buy the recipe." Well, I asked how much, and she responded, "Only two fifty. It's a great deal!" I agreed to that, and told her to just add it to my tab. Thirty days later, I received my VISA statement, and the Neiman-Marcus charge was $285.00! I looked again, and I remembered I had only spent $9.95 for two salads and about $20.00 for a scarf. As I glanced at the bottom of the statement, it said, "Cookie Recipe - $250.00". That was outr

This Will Make You Think!
> >> KNOW THESE FACTS? > > >> > > >> > > >> Death is certain but the Bible speaks > > >>about untimely death! > > >> > > >> Make a personal reflection about > > >>this..... > > >> > > >> Very interesting, read until >the > > >>end..... > > >> It is written in the Bible (Galatians > > >>6:7): > > >> > > >> > > >> "Be not deceived; God is not mocked: > > >> for whatsoever a man soweth, > > >> that shall he also reap. > > >> > > >> > > >> Here are some men and women > > >> who mocked God >: > > >> > > >> > > >> John Lennon (Singer): > > >> > > >> Some years before, during his interview > > >>with an American Magazine, he said: > > >> > > >> "Christianity will end, it will > > >>disappear. > > >> I do not have to argue about > > >> that. I

Bootpee
An elderly Texas cowhand went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for the little blue Viagra pill. The pharmacist asked "How many?" The cowboy replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces." The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through sex." The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past eighty years old, and I don't even think about sex much anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my new boots.

This One Is Getting Published In The Fall
EVERY LITTLE GIRLS DREAM what is the meaning of life? every little girls dream is to grow up and be the perfect wife. what if thats not the way they want to live, but they have undivided love that they will give? every little girls dream is to grow up and have a family of their own, but what if their mind changes when they are grown? every little girls dream is to grow up and have a baby, but what happens when the doctor tells them that possiblity is a maybe? every little girls dreams then falls from their faces as hard as rain. and pain is all that will remain. every little girls heart, was torn out and now ripped apart. everylittle girls dream is to now have their dreams come true, but they dont think that will happen, do you?

The Closing Comment Makes Me Fucking Sick
On the one-year anniversary of the shooting spree that took the life of Damageplan/ Pantera guitarist "Dimebag" Darrell Abbott and four others, Abbott's family has filed a lawsuit against the Columbus, Ohio, club where he was killed. The suit against the Alrosa Villa nightclub was brought on behalf of the Abbott family by Dimebag's brother/bandmate, Damageplan drummer Vinnie Paul, and by Damageplan tour manager Chris Paluska and drum tech John Brooks, who were injured in the shooting, according to the trio's lawyer, Gerald Leeseberg. "The central allegation of the lawsuit is that there was inadequate security provided at the music venue given the nature and size of the crowd and previous incidents at the club involving criminal activity," Leeseberg said. The lawyer cited police and media reports about earlier incidents at the metal club involving criminal activity, fighting, handguns and the firing of weapons. On December 8, 2004 ex-Marine Nathan Gale rushed the stage at th

Dirty City Air Stunts Kids' Lungs
Dirty City Air Stunts Kids' Lungs Send to a Friend Published: 08/15/07 WEDNESDAY, Aug. 15 (HealthDay News) -- Long-term exposure to high levels of air pollution causes reduced lung growth and function in children, according to a study of almost 3,200 Mexico City eight-year-olds. Previous studies have suggested that short-term exposure to air pollution is associated with reversible problems in lung function. The authors of this new study said the effects of long-term exposure to air pollution -- such as that experienced by people who live in cities with major air pollution -- have not been conclusively documented. "Our study revealed significant deficits in lung function growth in children with long-term exposure to air pollutants. In addition to the important impact of lung health, early lung deficits may increase the risk of developing chronic obstructive lung disease later in life, as well as cardiovascular morbidity and general mortality," wrote lead author Dr. Isabelle

Long Distance Love
FOR NICK....I LOVE YOU Long Distance Love by Panda When it hurts so bad, why does it feel so good? I wish this all made sense, I wish I understood. Not having you here with me is tearing me up inside, but I can't stop thinking about you no matter how hard I try. You know how I feel about you, and I know I want to spend the rest of my life with you, but it's so hard to do when I can't even be next to you. Why does it gotta be so complicated? Loving you feels so right, but at the same time, knowing I can't have you keeps me awake at night. I just want this to be simple, I just want you here with me, to look into your eyes, be held in your arms...then I'd truly be happy. Right now this distance between us is out of our control, but I'm still hoping one day soon, I'll get what I'm wishing for.

My Love "who Is She?????"
This is for my love, whoever she is?? Sometimes I feel like my bark is caught behind a muzzle.........Like I've almost assembled but am missing one piece to the puzzle......Ive had love lost and have had love found......Ive had it end on uncommon ground...So I remember this love.....And so should you, instead of getting wrapped up in what life tells you to do. Grab that special lady under the stars tonight and remind her you love her by holding her tight....The comparison is the same as the stars in the sky...the love you feel for each other you can be seen in your eyes.... Love Shea

2007
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2.You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7 Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even w

If These Walls Could Talk
If these walls could talk, you'd know my body is dead, my mind has been taken over, that's why I am so scared, I can't control it, anger is making me blind, I've been left here on my own chained to a hate of some kind. If these walls could talk. If these walls could talk, you'd know about my fears, about all those nights I screamed for help, about all my fallen tears. You'd know about the demons haunting me at night, you'd be able to help me keep my fire alight, if these walls could talk. If these walls could talk they would say that it's all right, God sends His angels to look over me at night. They'd encourage me, say though I am alone it doesn't mean Im on my own. He watches me, from above and showers me with all His love, if only these walls could talk.

Life Sometimes Sucks
a little more than a week ago , i broke my hand while working at my part time job. while they have been great in taking care of my needs, my full time job has not. the worste part is, i work for my uncle at my full time job. although he has done quite a bit to help me out over the past 10 years, he treats me very poorly at work. after being injured at my part time job, i was informed by my aunt that they had contacted their attorney, who advised them not to allow me to return to work until i am released by workers comp, and not to pay me any sick time for any time that i had missed last week. although i can understand their possition from a business stand point, it still left me broke, not having recieved a paycheck at all last week. the worste part of all of this is it has place an unneccesary burden on rose, the love of my life.a burden that she doesn't have to accept, but has. she has been great with all of this, but it still bothers me. i guess you could say it's a guy thing, n

Truly Madly Deeply..........savage Garden
I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish I'll be your fantasy. I'll be your hope, I'll be your love be everything that you need. I love you more with every breath truly madly deeply do.. I will be strong I will be faithful 'cos I'm counting on A new beginning. A reason for living. A deeper meaning. I want to stand with you on a mountain. I want to bathe with you in the sea. I want to lay like this forever. Until the sky falls down on me... And when the stars are shining brightly in the velvet sky, I'll make a wish send it to heaven then make you want to cry.. The tears of joy for all the pleasure and the certainty. That we're surrounded by the comfort and protection of.. The highest power. In lonely hours. The tears devour you.. I want to stand with you on a mountain, I want to bathe with you in the sea. I want to lay like this forever, Until the sky falls down on me... Oh can't you see it baby? You don't have to close your eyes 'cos it's standing right before

Prayers Now : To Our Lord ..lord Im Asking In Thy Name Again And Let Thy Will Be Done >
OUr God ;comforts and heals and saves , and loves . He can do all if you look to Him in faith; And see TO look to HIM with a great vision and a great faith. God Almighty; You are ;You was; You will be everything For ever and always ;; Unto me and to those who seek to find you; and let you in their souls; and have a great faith and need to sing praise to You; and worship only you as their God. Your our one true only Lord and Jesus is our Saviour and King .. Allehaujea!! To Our Glourious King ; may He come rule and reign for ever soon. God Almighty ; Humanity need you now more than ever. cause the kinds of queations I seem to face are those in pain and hate and shame and lust and rage and misguided and lost by many in here.So many hurt and grieve and are ill . they seem to just think life be life what it is ;THEY THINK THERE ARE no answers ;But God if they,d ask it in Thy Name ;So much You could do if they WERE have a great faith to put this IN You; And ask in Thy name ;

Korn Tour From Myspace
"BI#%H! WE HAVE A PROBLEM" TOUR The first nine dates of Korn's "BI#%H! WE HAVE A PROBLEM" Tour with special guests Hellyeah, Five Finger Death Punch, and Droid have been announced. Tickets for these shows will go on sale this coming weekend. More tour dates to be announced soon. Sept. 22 Reno, NV - Lawlor Events Center Sept. 23 Bend, OR - Les Schwab Amphitheater Sept. 25 Vancouver, BC - Pacific Amphitheater Sept. 27 Edmonton, AB - Rexall Place Sept. 29 Winnipeg, MB - MTS Centre Oct. 1 Milwaukee, WI - Eagles Ballroom Oct. 2 Merrillville, IN - Star Plaza Theater Oct. 3 Youngstown, OH - Cheverolet Center Oct. 5 Nashville, TN - Nashville Arena

My Immortal
I'm so tired of being here Suppressed by all my childish fears And if you have to leave I wish that you would just leave 'Cause your presence still lingers here And it won't leave me alone These wounds won't seem to heal This pain is just too real There's just too much that time cannot erase When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears And I held your hand through all of these years But you still have All of me You used to captivate me By your resonating light Now I'm bound by the life you left behind Your face it haunts My once pleasant dreams Your voice it chased away All the sanity in me These wounds won't seem to heal This pain is just too real There's just too much that time cannot erase I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone But though you're still with me I've been alone all along

Hooked - Chapter 7 - The End
Chapter 7 “Carlo,” I said into the limo intercom, “take us back to the club. This party needs refreshments!” As we all began to collect our senses and clothes, Carlo pointed the big Mercedes limo back towards the club. Our earlier movie-star look might have been a little tarnished, but we were all wearing big smiles when we pulled up in front. This time, Carlo opened the door for us and we all stepped out. “Carlo, do you remember my request from earlier about doing exactly as you’re told?” I asked quietly. “Si, Senor Garrett” “Then, here’s my requirement. I want you to accompany Karen for the rest of the evening. Attend to her every need. Anything she wants. I will pay for all of your drinks and food. You must do anything she asks,” I said. “Si, Senor Garrett,” replied Carlo, “it will be my pleasure to help you in this way.” I’m quite sure I saw Carlo grin as he turned away, but I doubt that he really knew what he was in for. Inside the club, the maitre d’ was a

Love Starts With A Smile
LOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. What do you do when

Not Safe For Work
Bah Humbug. I just downloaded some of my artwork and several were immediatelt flagged as NSFW. I can understand if they were very graphic, but they weren't. No worse than some of the comment graphics that get plastered every where. Nonetheless, no harm was done.

Touch
How can you ache and crave for someone's touch When you have never felt it? I do this for yours, though, And the yearning grows more each day I have never wanted anything in my life As much as I want you When you whisper such sweet love In my ear when we talk You make me melt into a puddle Of complete helplessness You have become my every waking thought And my every dream at night I breathe in so hard Trying to catch my breath when we can't talk I close my eyes so tight Hoping when I open them you will be there But I know I have to wait Until the time is right It seems so far away That I think I am losing my mind I want to breathe in your scent And keep it with me all day long I want to taste your love for me By kissing your sweet lips I want to feel your body next to me So when you leave for awhile I can hold on I just want you to know That I really do love you When the day comes and we are together You will alway

Night Time Fun
His white goo, all for me, traveled down my body. It ran down between my eyes, down my nose, and past my lips, where my tongue darted out, just to taste a little. The heat went up within, while the white drop stopped at my chin, and there it rested for a minute. Then it dropped, very suddenly, down to my chest. Slowly it crawled down, between my pearl breasts. It slid down further, past my middle, and down to my waist, going along my belly button, and down below. In anticipation, I opened my thighs. And my eyes meeting yours, I opened them more. I looked down, watching the drop snake down to my puffy lips - - pink and fresh. And there it sat. I took my finger, where it lingered along my slit. Opening wide, I sighed, rubbing the white drop into me. Rubbing myself slow and steady, where I was so wet and ready.

Again
Tell me that you never cared that you never gave a f*ck tell me I was useless to you that I only brought you bad luck, say that you never loved me that you never cared a bit so I can feel the same way and get over all of this sh*t tell me I am nothing, hurt me like you did before hurt me so much that I wont feel pain anymore tell me that you used me just for a piece of skin, make me hate you like I want to so all of my healing can begin. Shatter my heart into a billion peices then set it on fire tell me when you said you loved me you were being a liar, murder my soul with a rusty dagger drown my innocence in blood chop my sanity up while your at it shove my concience into the mud, I never want to love again love is for the blind it's only for people who cant see this feeling just f*cks with your mind

Boys Please Read!!!!!
(I SAID BOYS NOT MEN... THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!!!) I have NSFW pics on here. They are pretty hot. I know this, or I wouldn't have posted them. However, just because a boy goes into them, drools over them, jacks off to them, etc, this does NOT mean I want to hear about it, have cyber sex with you, phone sex with you, or meet you. EVER. I do NOT want you telling me to call you "Daddy." I do NOT want you to send me a shout asking me if I want to play. Obviously from the pictures, you can see that I play when I want to. It's MY choice who plays with me. If I have a pic of me and 2 or 3 other women, do NOT ask me if I want a man in the mix. Obviously, we are reasonably attractive women. If we wanted a man involved, there are plenty of them that would be more than happy to volunteer that we actually ARE interested in. If you are leaving these comments, then obviously you have not read my blog or my page and taken the time to get an idea of who I am. I would highly suggest it. I DO NOT D

Wake Up Call
Sleepy, stretching, You kiss me softly On my lips And once on Each nipple. You slide yourself down To the foot of our bed. My breath quickens. I grow wet in Anticipation of Your wake-up call. You kneel reverently between my Parting legs And kiss And lick My inner thighs. I drape one of my Legs on each of Your shoulders. You part my moist outer Lips with your thumbs. Your hot tongue parts my inner lips and travels upward to My clitoris Lingering there with Slow Concentrated Circles. You drink me in Like a man in the desert Would quench His thirst. I moan in Joyful appreciation of the Exquisite sensations You give. I weave my fingers Through your hair And pull you in Harder against my Sweet spot. My pleasure core Explodes in an Intense orgasm, Sending wave After delightful Wave Crashing through my body. My hips buck convulsively, And I cry out, clutching at Your head, your shoulders, Your back. W

Lounge Is Open!!!!
Hey everyone!!! The Slightly insane lounge is open. I am ready to serve ya some alcohol, we have awesome music goin on! Come on in, chill, relax and have some fun. Click on the pic below to get in. If you arent a member of the lounge you can do that too. :D Looking forward to seeing you there!!! Hugs Mystical

Barak Obama
Is anyone else tired of hearing "Barak Obama doesnt have enough exoerience"? To me he has a lot more experience as a second year national senator than a governor does. The last time i checked our last two presidents have been former governors. Also one thing that is overlooked is that he served in the Illinois state senate for 8 years. Its not like he just popped onto the politcal scene and at least he is running on his own and not on the coat-tails of his spouse. Apparently he said he would be willing to normalize relations with Cuba and he has taken flack for this. I find it funny that its such a taboo for normalizing relations with Cuba because of their politics, human rights issues, etc and yet here we are doing business with China, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, etc. I guess there just isnt enough bull shit to cover up all of our contradictions so it has to be strategically placed.

Ramblings Of A "con" Mind
Last week i was in Indianapolis for a convention with my sons. It was crowded, like normal, and i was struggling to keep my wits about me. I was surprised at how much control i was able to keep given the number of people. I really think my wife was expecting my brain to fry with that many people. Anyway, i did ok. But it wasn’t the crowd that had me distracted, it was the crowd. I found myself people watching again. Now ignoring the usual “someone here is a Superspy, wonder if i can find him or her” type of silly mindgame (which can be hysterical, and helps explain the strange behavior of some that you see), i found myself watching the interactions more closely. You have to understand that i was in the “Exhibit Hall” (a fancy term for Dealers Room, where everyone makes their money at these con’s). Hundreds of merchants demo’ing and selling their stuff to thousands of people milling about trying to get rid of their useless money. Lots of confusion and chaos. In particula

A Million Times
I have seen you a million times And every time I see you I fall in love with you all over again My heart starts to race My frown turns into a smile And all my worries are now in my past When you smile at me my heart melts You give the sweetest hugs Every time you hug me Your smile is like a new day Your sense of humor is like no other The ability you have to make me smile Is all you need you love me Your laugh is so soft and sweet Just looking in your eyes Makes me melt inside Your lips look so soft Soft enough to kiss You, yourself relive me from all pain Your hands are as soft as a pillow The way you comfort me is amazing Every time we say good-bye I start to cry I say good-bye to you too many times I said good-bye to you a million times

3 Hours
2 a.m. phone call lusty vocabulary whispered as one plays with her jewel deep voice on other end makes her crazy with excitement lusciousness wanting 5 a.m. pleasure river flows down thighs wishing lover would lap up but only in dreams sweet dreams...

This Is A Mixed Blessing Evening In Here >
Some in mums want real help and answers as usuall. but tonight I did see a few mums; Thank you God about ppl wanting to ask questions about Our God so well is it the ppl really care; Or is it faith slowly creeps in or some in here mabe?Or just courosity. ??Wish i knew >> hugs diana

Midnight
I'm laying here close to midnight looking out my window at the stars my thoughts as they always do drifting off to be with you wondering. i'm laying here close to midnight the cold seeping through the window the shadows playing tag with eachother only wanting to know if someday we will play midnight games together thinking. i'm laying here close to midnight wanting to be there always wanting always waiting wishing. i'm standing here close to midnight gazing up not at stars watching no shadows still wanting nolonger waiting laughing. i'm hiding here close to midnight watching you trying to find me laughing silently knowing. we will be kissing here close to midnight seeing the glowing stars our breath white puffs in the cold air watching the shadows playing their midnight tag

Old Love
At the nursing home, Abe and Edna had struck up a romantic relationship. Since both of them were in their eighties, their physical contact was rather limited. However, every evening as they sat together on the sofa, Edna would unzip Abe's fly, pull out his penis and hold it in her hand for twenty minutes. This satisfied the two of them adequately. One day, Abe told Edna it was all off. He told her he was leaving her for Mabel - one of the other old dears at the nursing home. Naturally, Edna was a little miffed. "Heavens! What's she got that I haven't got?'' she asks. ''Parkinson's,'' said Abe. Print This Joke

My New Job Is Awesome!
Well, after a couple of years of looking, interupted by two major surgeries and a real sucko job that lasted 2 months, I am now working at an awesome job with a great company. I'm working as a system administrator for the application development group of an engineering company that creates wastewater systems. Actually they do anything that has to do with water, and have won numerous awards. I have never worked for a company that treats its employees as nicely as these people do. There are eight of us in the group, plus a manager, who is also a real sweetheart. I have less stress than I have had at any other job, I'm paid well, and they do things to "help" us work. We work in cubes, and even though it's quiet, they give us headphones so when we need to concentrate, we can block the rest of the world out, and blast music if that's what we want. My first day there, they gave me a catalog and asked me to pick out my headphones. I only spent $60 bucks on them. Then I asked for

When A Cop Sleeps
"When a Cop Sleeps" Sometimes when a cop sleeps, the demons come. The demons bring all the things you want to forget. The demons bring the tears and sweat, the spit and the blood, Oh God the blood. The demons bring the broken bodies from the wrecks the sickening smell of death and the kids...Oh God please, not the kids. Mainly the demons bring the eyes... the hatred and desperation in the eyes of the people you fight, the pleading and pain of the people you try to help, and the quiet and blankness in death of the ones you couldn't. The demons bring sounds too.... the sounds of tires skidding and metal crunching from the wrecks, the gunshots that seem so loud on TV yet so muffled on the street, the screams and crying that all blend together after a while. The demons won't leave... Alcohol and sleeping pills work for a while but they come back. Some have used their own deaths to flee from them, but most of us are scared that in causing our own deat

Positive People
The world is full of trials and tribulations and we as humans face them everyday of our lives. There's hurt and pain and disappointment on every street corner. There's death, crime, and drugs everywhere. I've had my fair share of all the above in my life and I'm not gonna lie and say that it hasn't brought me down, but I try everyday to put a smile on my face and stay positive for my children and my friends and family. I also tend to surround myself with positive people. I believe that positive people can encourage each other to continue to spread the positivity to others. When I pick the people I want to surround myself with, I pick those that are like me. Those that have the same values and morals and thoughts that I do. I want people full of love and life. I want people who know what they want out of life and love. I want those that respect life and love. Everyone has their days tho and I fully understand that. I want people who believe in equality cause I am not better than anyone

Good Morning Fubars
I wanted to wish everyone a great day and to remind everyone that your next breath of fresh air is never guaranteed so please tell the ones you love that you love them, treat others the way you would want to be treated, and just enjoy each waking moment you have. Don't hate anyone or anything. Hate is such a nasty thing. Don't believe that you are better than someone else. We are all equals on this planet. And don't lead people on. The game of life is hard enough to play as it is, don't make the task of succeeding harder on another by tripping them along the way or whatnot. Live, Love and Learn.

Ok Gang Very Funny Q&as Adults Only Please!! Enjoy Cheers Thx...........
Adults Only: LMFAO OMG.............. 12:40pm..08-22-07 Body: Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A.) So men can be open minded. Q.) What's the speed limit of sex? A.) 68 because at 69 you eat it. Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick? A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego... A.) "Is it in?" Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy? A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A.) One of his fingers is clean. Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q.) What do bungee jumping and hookers have in common? A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed. HAH

Fudge!!!
So, I got off work early tody. Came home, made my afternoon coffee, fired up the internet, found some hot lesbian video action, starting fubaring, and started doing some self exploration when the phone rings. My wife's friend was cominmg over to print some resumes. Just when it was getting good. Well, she left and the realty company calls and they want to show the house between 6:00 and 8:30 tonight. So much for renting a movie. Now I'm scared to take my clothes off because I don't who else will drop by. Has this ever happened to you?

"tomorrow Morning," The Surgeon Began, "i'll Open Up Your Heart..."
"Tomorrow morning," the surgeon began, "I'll open up your heart..." "You'll find Jesus there," the boy interrupted. the surgeon looked up, annoyed "I'll cut your heart open," he continued, to see how much damage has been done..." "but when you open up my heart, you'll find Jesus in there," said the boy. The surgeon looked to the parents, who Sat quietly. "When I see how much damage has been done, I'll sew your heart and chest back up, and I'll plan what to do next." "But you'll find Jesus in my heart. The Bible says He lives there. The hymns all say He lives there. You'll find Him in my heart." The surgeon had had enough. "I'll tell you what I'll find in your heart I'll find damaged muscle, low blood supply, and weakened vessels. And I'll find out if I can make you well." "You'll find Jesus there too. He lives there." The surgeon left. The surgeon sat in his office, recording his notes from the surgery, "...damaged aorta, damaged pulmonary vein, widesprea

Her Truth
Her truth Her Beauty is a spotlight Brilliantly bright and easy to see From a safe distance I can ponder What flavor of bliss is she? As long as I stay out of her light I can sit, watch and Wonder What pure delight, What a magnificent sight Just watching her creates this longing in me that grows steadily into a hunger To see her is to want her I should and I would Do anything, Give anything, Say anything just to touch her just to hold her just to taste her I would if I could and I should She smiles at me and the world falls away When she casts her light on me I am breathless Held captive, chained and restrained in the reflection of her eyes I sit and I stare caught up in her gaze, my mind all a haze I am spellbound, bewildered and mesmerized I bathe in her radiance and the truth of her Shines right through me Just one look I am forced to ask What is this woman doing to me? There exists on her lips a promise of ecstasy In her eyes I am lost and Al

Prescription Drugs
Tonight NBC Nightly News did a story on prescription drugs and how their illegal use is becoming a growing problem. Well during that same newscast I saw at least 3 ads for guess what, prescription drugs! Its rather interesting that the number of prescription drug ads has been accompanied by an increase in prescription drug abuse. Coincidence? I doubt it, but thats just me. All of this is happening while we continue to fight the war on drugs. Why should we continue to waste money and manpower keeping illegal drugs out when we can't even properly control LEGAL drugs? Its like the FDA approving things as safe and then turning around and recalling them due to harmful side-effects....oh wait thats actually happening too.

Do U Need Help???
Do u need help lvlinn up or help in a contest or u rated ma picz n stash let me knnow so i can go rate u bk im tired of all ppl talkin shyt about me sayin dat dey go n help me wit thingz but i dont help dem out but i do just so many ppl rate me add me fan n help i cant keep up datz why u gotta help me n let me know love ya'll

Pecans In The Cemetery
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me." He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. "Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls." The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk." When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.

Time To Think Ya'll
GUILTY CONSCIENCE? Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"Who is guilty in this situation? this is so fuckin funny too me

Play The Game
1. what is your 360 name? 2. are we connected friends? 3. when and how did we meet? 4. do you have a crush on me? 5. would you kiss me or want me to kiss you? 6. give me a nick name, and explain why you picked it? 7. describe me in one word?( if you can) 8. what was your first impression of me? 9. do you still think that way about me? 10. what reminds you of me? 11. if you could get me to do any thing you want, what would it be? 12. how well do you think you know me? 13. ever wanted to tell me something but were to shy? 14. when's the last time you thought about me? 15. are you going to put this on your blog and see what i will say about you?

Leader
“A true leader has the confidence to stand alone, the courage to make tough decisions, and the compassion to listen to the needs of others. He does not set out to be a leader, but becomes one by the quality of his actions and the integrity of his intent.”

Today On Wrr
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-lmao-
1. When choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink 4. To treat high blood pressure: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. 8. When confused remember, everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Untitled
Where in the world Can you find what you love; Have it uncorrupted; Have it for sure, or Have it as a cure For the nights spent alone; For all the days left ungrown. Where can I go where I know My weakness flows; Where I see what's inside of me, And, have it be true; Blasphemy. What I ask of me, too much; And, of you; not enough. Not a place I've been, Where my bad luck hasn't followed. Not a one I've known, Where it hasn't shown; And, all my life that will be known There it will be, to claim stake to my home. Forever strown thin, and, for all, alone within.

Yo Know You Wanna Rock
Click on banner to enter lounge 12:00PM EST (Noon) For requests, hit me up on yahoo at kscrys 2:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at mystic_druid_777 6:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at shotdaddy2004 8:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at shotdaddy2004 10:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at anthraxbio 12:00AM EST (Midnight) For requests, hit me up on yahoo at anthraxbio Click banner to enter lounge (repost of original by '~CSC~ - WRR Army Special Ops - ~Crazy Bitch~ NoBody Does It Better~~' on '2007-08-23 07:35:55') (repost of original by 'LilBamaGirl~WRR Army' on '2007-08-23 07:47:17')

If You Smile
When my wife had to rush to the hospital unexpectedly, she asked me to bring her a few items from home. One item on her list was "comfortable underwear." Worried I'd make the wrong choice, I asked, "How will I know which ones to pick?" "Hold them up and imagine them on me," she answered. "If you smile, put them back."

Mandy (pt 9)
I got dressed and beat Mandy downstairs, so I made us a snack and grabbed my wallet and keys. I got myself situated in time to see Mandy walking down the stairs, with the look and composure of a goddess. She was wearing a pretty pale yellow skirt, made out of some thin material like rayon, and a pale blue spaghetti strap tank top, that perfectly matched her eyes, and fit nicely on her slender body. She finished it off with a thin white cotton sweater and cute white sandals. Her dark hair was pulled back in a pony tail, showing offer her irresistible neck, cute face, and amazing eyes. She wore just a hint of makeup that drew even more at8 1/4tion to her eyes and her full lips were now deep red and glossy with lipstick. "Wow Mandy...you look like a model!" I said. It was a beautiful day as we drove down the freeway headed for the city. Mandy reached over of8 1/4 and touched my face or my shoulders. I couldn't keep my eyes of this beauty. I reached over and put my hand on her left thig

My 7 Deadly Sins
Wrath Who did you last get angry with? My doggies last night What is your weapon of choice? My words Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? No, never hit a woman. How about the same sex? Yes, if the need arose. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? probably Jessica What is your pet peeve? stupid people Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I do not hold a grudge, that seems to be a woman thing. Sloth What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't? floss What is the latest you've ever woken up? probably noon Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? John, my BFF from High School What is the last lame excuse that you made? I am too tired. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? Yes - those things are captivating. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning? once, maybe. Gluttony What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of

Myoath To You> Poem : > By Some One Else >>also A Song>>read This> Its A Prayer To Be Hold>>
When your sad; Ill dry your tears; When your scared Ill comfort your fears; When your worried Ill give you hope When your confused Ill help you cope' When your lost And cant see the light I shALL BE YOUR BEACON Shining ever so bright This is my oath I pledge to the end Why you may ask Beacuse you are my friend. Thank you oh Lord thank you so ;Amen!

Just A Day And Notes On Pregnant Teens
It is worth noting first that this is my first blog post. Hmmmmmmmmmmm, I have been blogging a very long time, just not here. I had to get groceries again this morning. It seems I spend an inordinate amount of time gathering food. I start off the week with a menu, and food but always end up re- visiting the store. Its enough to drive one nuts. So anyway, I am at the store and happen to notice at least three pregnant teenagers. I guess they got busy this summer, or last winter. It is bizarre, this need to be 16 and pregnant. I often wish I could have these kids hang with me for a few days. Three kids at home, and just my food bill alone on a weekly basis is 300.00 easy. Not to mention that I cook all homemade meals and we rarely have takeout. So if these kiddos could spend a few days with me, I just wonder if they would rethink sex unprotected. I realize that kids are gonna have sex, I just think they need better and more realistic protection. I often wonder if t

August 23, 2007
Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18) It's hard to settle down now, even if you skipped your morning cup of coffee. You are feeling like a buzzing mosquito nervously flitting around waiting for the storm. This storm, however, may not come. It's challenging to fix the problem, for just as you figure out what needs to be done, the circumstances change and there is a variation on the problem that requires a totally different solution. It will be easier if you cut yourself some slack and don't try so hard right now.

Lord Prayers Are Needed In Here>tonight >for All Suffering And In Pain
Lord some suffer with cancer and need a healing and support; some have high blood pressure and sucidial tendicies, dieabetes , pulmunary problems , ; so many other problems . some are needing help with abuse and homless and God thislist goes on and on . Please can you help these who suffer and need you now .i ask in Thy Name : O Lord God Almighty < Shed your grace and mercy and love over all and hold them close to Your bussom now . They need so much and are in pain worring suffering , Take this away and carry it for them; what ever they suffer form. O Lord ; I pray you keep them strong and their families strong to; let them support them and Friends keep their friends close to them too . I ask in Thy Name Oh Lord : But Thy will be done; And I know you can do all but Its Thy will not mine . Praise God helps us all now to cope with what ever be ...Amen !!!!

Kids
Have you ever done something that you thought was the right thing and it make you feel like crap? About 5 months ago me and my wife seperated which i thought was the right thing to do. We argue daily neither of us were ever happy and we wanted to seperate and eventually get a divorce before we ended up hating eachother. I don't know about most people but i think it would be better for both are kids who are 3 and 2 years old if me and my wife could atleast be atleast friends. My wife was at my house today with both my kids and my son was going to stay with me. But when mommy decided to go home he wanted to go too, but at the same time he wanted to stay here with daddy and couldnt make up his mind. It tore him apart that he coulnt have us both. He kept tellin me "daddy come home daddy come home" and it broke my heart, i almost went with them but i cant. When i go over there all me and my wife do is fight and i dont want to do it in front of the kids its not healthy for them and we all kn

Against The Witch Hunters
"All this has happened before. And all this will happen again. But this time it happened to..." Well, us. The beginning of Sir James Barrie's Peter Pan must echo what many of us are feeling, as we watch a new and loosely-knit conglomerate of yellow journalists, right-wing eco-spoilers and Evangelical and Fundamental Christians move slowly towards a Witch hunt for the 90's. Our spiritual ancestors faced similar problems in many times and many lands. Recall the Priestesses of Eleusis, last of an ancient line, in decline, falling at last to the stratagems of Theseus and his new Attic Gods. Recall the Etruscans, their vision of sexual-political balance overpowered by the might and organization of the husband-headed Roman empire. And most tender to the touch, recall the agony of the middle ages, as the Catholic, then Protestant churches consolidated their grip on the rural population, killing six million alleged or actual Witches in the process. The hunt is in a beginning stage

Why Not
You know I write these things and I don't think anyone reads them but what the hell I will keep trying I am really tired of things that are happening I wonder if it will ever stop I try and try and I keep trying to move forward and when I get alittle ahead I get knocked right back on my ass WHY !!!!!!!!!!!! well I am trying again and you know what I will not get knocked down I will be damned if I do I am trying not to lose the one I love I said I would never fall again but well guess what it happend and I don't want to mess it up I had a talk with him and we are working on it and we will see where it goes from there so if you see some weird rants on here or people who have my mysapce info it is just me ranting and getting feelings out I dont need in my head so I am saying I am sorry now if they don't make sense

Philosophy
YOU CAN LEAN MUCH FROM A SUDDEN THUNDERSTORM,YOU CAN DUCK UNDER THE EVES OF BUILDINGS,BUT YOU WILL STILL GET WET ON YOUR JOURNEY.HOWEVER IF YOU ACCEPT THAT YOU WILL GET WET,YOU WILL STILL GET THE SAME SOAKING ,BUT YOU WILL NOT BE PERTURBED BY IT (FROM THE HAGAKURE)

24 August 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Friday, August 24: The past has a strong pull, perhaps especially when it comes to matters of the heart, but the present is where it's at -- and the future's full of promise. Learn, let go and get in the moment!

8/24/07
You're going through a slightly melancholy time, but it's only natural -- things should pick up again in the near future. In the meantime, try not to worry too much about any one aspect of your life. Yep that says it all right there...I do worry way too much!

What Happened To The World (well The States)?
I remember growing up being taught to say please and thank you. Do we still teach this? Back in 85, shortly after I graduated from high school and joining the Navy – I got stationed overseas. I still remember the days prior to this flight, when people were respectful and courtesy to each other. The simple things in life as in saying “Thank you” when someone helps you out – either in a shop as a customer or anywhere else; Hanging onto a door so that person behind doesn’t get it slammed in their face; Saying excuse me when they bumped into you on the street; etc, etc. But now in 2007, I am back in the states (been back for 9 years) and I have noticed that this just isn’t the case anymore. I have watched people just let doors slam onto the person behind them, even if they are carrying things in both hands. Watch people bump into others on the streets, and then looked at who them like it was their fault – not saying a word. But the worst case if when people are dealing with

Sweetest Fu Contest, Come Show Him Lots Of Luv N Support, Thanx! :d
CLICK ON LYKEN'S PIC AND COME HELP ME BOMB HIM SO HE CAN WIN THE SWEETEST FU CONTEST, HE DESERVES IT, A REALLY KEWL GUY ......SO, SHOW HIM SOME OF THAT FUBAR LUV! THANX EVERYBODY , JADE

Expensive Gas
Think a gallon of gas is expensive? This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective. Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 ..... $10.32 per gallon Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 ..... $9.52 per gallon Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 ..... $10.17 per gallon Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 ..... $10.00 per gallon Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 ..... $33.60 per gallon Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 ..... $178.13 per gallon Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 ..... $123.20 per gallon Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 ..... $25.42 per gallon Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 ..... $84.48 per gallon And this is the REAL KICKER: Evian water 9 oz $1.49 ..... $21.19 per gallon?! $21.19 for WATER - and the buyers don't even know the source. So, the next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on water, Scope, Whiteout, or God forbid Pepto Bismal or Nyquil.

Lost Cat
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat! He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there. Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?" "Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask?" Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a bitch on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!"

Contest Help
PLEASE HELP ME IN A CONTEST NEED 10,OOO COMMENTS FOR A 3 DAY BLAST AND CONTEST DOESN'T EXPIRE SO PLEASE HELP ME GET TO 10,000 I AM ABOUT 8500 AWAY, AND NEED EVERYONES HELP!!!!!! CLICK ON PICK OF MY FUBAR WIFEY AND I AND IT SHOULD TAKE YOU TO CONTEST LINK....THANK YOU FOR ALL THE LOVE AND IT WILL BE RETURNED 10-FOLD

Me And You
When I first talked to you I felt like I had known you forever, telling you my problems and what I didn't want ever. You listened to me I bet you thought I'd never end, who would have thought we would be the best of friends. Over a period of time, I got to know the real you. A woman so charming and gentle, with a heart so true. You've survived your life with me by your side. I told you I'd never leave because of the feelings I have inside. There was a time I wanted to explore, what would have happened if I would only open the door. I know you like no one I have ever known, and sometimes I wonder what do I do when we're alone? So I have decided time answers all. If it is meant to be time will remove the wall. Standing between us, holding us back, allowing us to feel It's the communication that we lack. I love the way we are together, you can always make me smile. Will it ever really be forever? I guess I will have to wait awhile. Tim

Im A True Boyfriend And Hell Ya I Know This To Well Where Are You Babe...............
"A true boyfriend better know this sh*T 8-25-07. Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. Not her butt/waist/boobs. • Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. • When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her • When she says she's ok dont believe it talk with her •Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you • Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her • Call her before you sleep and after you wake up • Treat her like a person and not something to show off for • Tease her and let her tease you back. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch her favorite movie with her. • Give her the world. • Let her wear your clothes. • When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. • Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain. • When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?" OMG OK NO COMMENT BEEN THE

Stop By Please
can ya stop by and show my friend some love and rate all his stashes please it would make me happy if ya did it....thanks BabyBoy J·Hubby/RL BF to SultryPrincess·Founder of Gothic Rebels Family·Member Of Club Far@ fubar

Psalms ;24 -10 Verses
1; The Earth is the Lords and all its fullest, The world and those who dwell therein. 2 ; For He has founded it upon the seas, AND established it upon the waters. 3 ; Who may asend into the hill of the Lord? Or who may stand in his holy place? 4 ; He who has clean hands, and pure of heart. Who has not lifted up his soul to an idol, nor swore decietfuly, 5 ; He shall recieve blessing from the Lord, and rightionous from the God of His salvation. 6 ; This is Jacob, the generation who seek Your face. Shelah 7 ' Lift up your heads ,O you gates! And be lifted up , you everlasting doors! And they King of Glory shall come. 8 ; Who is the King of glory ? The Lord strong and mighty. the Lord mighty in battle. 9 ; Lift up your heads, O you gates! Lift up your everlasting doors! And the King of glory shall come in. 10 ;Who is the King of glory? The Lord of host, He is king of

Sexual Tension
Sexual Tension….. All us chickies out there who have ever known a man to leave them in the lurch will know what I’m on about, sexual tension leads to numerous outcomes… 1) Possible raping of male who let you down 2) Possible tying up of and abandonment of male until he agrees to sex every night 3) Definite aggression shown towards all males, especially the one concerned. 4) Until he performs, no lollies or such treats. 5) When he decides to perform, you do it at your pace and style. 6) If no performance in sight….buy a dildo 7) If still no performance, see how his friendship is with other males. 8) If he is more friendly with male mates, face it he is gay. 9) If no evidence of homosexuality try one more time using ropes, whips and spurs. 10) Still no luck, go pay for it honey!!!

Find Your Sacred Healing Place
Adapted from The Chakras in Shamanic Practice, by Susan J. Wright (Inner Traditions, 2007). For healing and deep serenity, this simple visualization is one of the most profoundly helpful things any of us can do. Connect to the powerful healing energies inside you with this beautiful meditation. SIMPLE SOLUTION: You may choose to do this task using a shamanic drumming tape, having someone drum for you, lying outside surrounded by nature sounds, playing relaxing music, or in silence. 1. Lie down on the floor or Mother Earth. (Please modify as needed for your comfort.) Relax your physical body. Breathe in relaxation, breathe out tension. Feel yourself getting heavier and heavier, sinking down into the earth on which you life. Feel yourself held by the loving embrace of Mother Earth, fully supported, as you completely relax your legs, arms, torso, shoulders, neck, and head, releasing them to the pull of gravity. 2. Now allow yourself to journey. Go--in your consciousness, yo

Just In Case You Need A Laugh
Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one. Reassurance for those of us who fly routinely in our jobs. After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints Submitted by UPS pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers. By the way, UPS is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit

Explain
A mother and her 5 yr old son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes ? The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the Stewardess. So the boy walks to the galley and asks the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes? The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me" The boy said, "Yes, she did...." "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you."

Poetry From High School
A skaters arm are like steel, his kisses like wine In his chains jeans and shoes hes a sight oh so fine Moshing is his dance when your on the floor It's like being in heaven the world is no more You would follow him anywhere, giving up your all To win the heart of a skater, girl you have taken a fall But he has stolen your heart, even captured your soul But a word of caution my friend, his first love is a join to roll His soul and his heart, they show in his eyes Look deep inside them, he will never tell lies He says don't get attached I want to be free But his words and his feelings don't always agree He holds you with love, a gaze and a glance His eyes say forever, so girl take your chance Fall in love with a skater his heart needs a home A skater will give you, more love than u have ever known. copyright@2000 Raylene Williams

Busch Driver Standings
RANK DRIVER POINTS BEHIND 1 -- Carl Edwards 3743 Leader 2 +1 David Reutimann 3053 -690 3 -1 Kevin Harvick 3028 -715 4 -- Jason Leffler 2921 -822 5 -- David Ragan* 2841 -902 6 -- Bobby Hamilton Jr. 2704 -1039 7 -- Stephen Leicht 2615 -1128 8 +1 Greg Biffle 2585 -1158 9 -1 Marcos Ambrose* 2553 -1190 10 -- Mike Wallace 2477 -1266 11 -- Matt Kenseth 2322 -1421 12 +3 Clint Bowyer 2275 -1468

Saturday Links: Traveling Virus In Nj Tonight - Turn On Your Paltalk For Exclusive Video, Download The O&a Show, New Boobs On Ratemywow, New Search Fe
The Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus hits the PNC Bank Arts Center in Holmdel, NJ tonight. If you can't make it to the show (or if you're gonna show up late) Turn on Your Paltalk if you want to catch exclusive video from backstage, and from the lunatics in the parking lot. They'll be on site all night, so you never know what the hell you're going to see. Hurry Up and log on now! As always, if you missed ANY of this week's shows, you can hear them online via Audible: DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 8/24/07 (Sam eats steak, Car Crash Comedy) DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 8/23/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 8/22/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 8/21/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 8/20/07 New Boobs on RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his new sites Load My Mouth and Cover My Face, we have TWO new pairs of boobies for you to check out (Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY!): RateMyWOW: Chloe Chanel RateMyWOW: Melissa Juliana The Next stop for the Trave