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Air Force Staff Sgt. Anissa A. Shero
Died June 12, 2002 serving during Operation Enduring Freedom 31, of Grafton, W.V.; assigned to the 16th Special Operations Wing, Hurlburt Field, Fla.; killed in an MC-130H Combat Talon crash on June 12, 2002, in Afghanistan.

Air Force Staff Sgt. Jacob Frazier
Died March 29, 2003 serving during Operation Enduring Freedom 24, of St. Charles, Ill., assigned to the 169th Support Operations Squadron, 182nd Airlift Wing, Air National Guard, Peoria, Ill.; killed on March 29, 2003, in Afghanistan.

Air Force Maj. Gregory Stone
Died March 24, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 40, of Boise, Idaho; assigned to 124th Air Support Operations Squadron, Idaho Air National Guard, Boise; died of injuries suffered in a grenade attack March 22 near the Iraq-Kuwait border.

Air Force Lt. Col. John Stein
Died March 23, 2003 serving during Operation Enduring Freedom 39, of Bardolph, Ill.; assigned to the 41st Rescue Squadron, Moody Air Force Base, Ga.; killed in a HH-60G Pave Hawk crash on March 23, 2003, in Afghanistan.

Air Force Staff Sgt. John Teal
Died March 23, 2003 serving during Operation Enduring Freedom 29, of Dallas, Texas; assigned to the 41st Rescue Squadron, Moody Air Force Base, Ga.; killed in a HH-60G Pave Hawk crash on March 23, 2003, in Afghanistan.

Air Force Master Sgt. Michael Maltz
Died March 23, 2003 serving during Operation Enduring Freedom 42, of St. Petersburg, Fla.; assigned to the 38th Rescue Squadron, Moody Air Force Base, Ga.; killed in a HH-60G Pave Hawk crash on March 23, 2003, in Afghanistan.

Air Force Staff Sgt. Jason Hicks
Died March 23, 2003 serving during Operation Enduring Freedom 25, of Jefferson, S.C.; assigned to the 41st Rescue Squadron, Moody Air Force Base, Ga.; killed in a HH-60G Pave Hawk crash on March 23, 2003, in Afghanistan.

Air Force Senior Airman Jason Plite
Died March 23, 2003 serving during Operation Enduring Freedom 21, of Lansing, Mich.; assigned to the 38th Rescue Squadron, Moody Air Force Base, Ga.; killed in a HH-60G Pave Hawk crash on March 23, 2003, in Afghanistan.

Air Force 1st Lt. Tamara Archuleta
Died March 23, 2003 serving during Operation Enduring Freedom 23, of Los Lunas, N.M.; assigned to the 41st Rescue Squadron, Moody Air Force Base, Ga.; killed in a HH-60G Pave Hawk crash on March 23, 2003, in Afghanistan.

Air Force Airman 1st Class Raymond Losano
Died April 28, 2003 serving during Operation Enduring Freedom 24, of Del Rio, Texas; 14th Air Support Operations Squadron, Pope Air Force Base, N.C.; died on April 28, 2003, of wounds received April 25 in Afghanistan.

Air Force Staff Sgt. Scott D. Sather
Died April 8, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 29, of Clio, Mich.; assigned to 24th Special Tactics Squadron, Pope Air Force Base, N.C.; killed in action on April 8, 2003, in Iraq.

Air Force Capt. Eric B. Das
Died April 7, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 30, of Amarillo, Texas; assigned to the 333rd Fighter Squadron based at Seymour Johnson Air Force Base, N.C.; killed when the F-15E he was piloting went down during a combat mission in Iraq. The incident remains under investigation.

Air Force Maj. William R. Watkins Iii
Died April 7, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 37, of Danville, Va.; assigned to the 333rd Fighter Squadron based at Seymour Johnson Air Force Base, N.C.; killed in action when the F-15E he was in went down during a combat mission in Iraq. The incident remains under investigation.

Air Force Staff Sgt. Patrick Lee Griffin Jr.
Died May 13, 2003 serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom 31, of Elgin, S.C.; assigned to 728th Air Control Squadron, Eglin Air Force Base, Fla.; killed in action near Diwaniyah, Iraq, when his convoy was ambushed en route to Baghdad.

Air Guitar Nation
Maybe it's just me, but when a damn good song comes on I can't help but feel the energy flow through my body. The guitar kicks in heavy and powerful and sure, when I'm by myself I think, I want to do that. Do I have enough musical talent to play the majority of songs I listen to (Or any of them for that matter?), hell no! With my beautiful clear air guitar (see what I did there? ;) Clever!) I can play anything. I'm not missing a single note... This is where Air Guitar Nation comes into play. Everyone know's about air guitar, but how big and serious can it get when you're playing an imaginary insturment? Pretty serious. The film follows Dan Crane (Björn Türoque) and David S. Jung (C. Diddy) and as they try to become the best air guitarists in the world. America has been behind when it comes to taking air guitar as a skill and a talent to be judged to find out who is the best. The movie captures the beginings of air guitar in the United States and the first ever US Air Guitar Championsh

Air Humor
airline humor . . . All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: 1. On a Southwest flight 245 (SW has no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, "People, people we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!" 2. On a Continental Flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants." 3. On landing, the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have." 4. "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are on

Air Headed Rates
So whats your reason to blindly rating a STRANGER a 10 10 10 10 10?...y'all do know there's 9 other numbers don't you?...there's only 2 ways to rate.by personality & by looks.but when its a stranger then you don't know there personality so it has to be by looks.For you know not everyone you come across will look physically good to you.so is it because your all about kissing ass or points?...why rate so blindly?...You Weigh In.

Airing My Dirty, Well Clean Laundry!
My roommate & I are having serious issues. I understand shes newly divorcing & things are rough. She refuses to get a fulltime job & is basicaly running off the state. And she refuses to clean a damned thing!! So tonight rather than going out running amuck I am home cleaning which is good because I'd probably end up doing someone I shouldnt or should I damn it thats a whole other blog. Anyways, she sent me an email 2 days ago promising shed clean the kitchen & bathroom... and guess what nothing. This place is a fuckin DUMP! So then she sent me another email asking me to join her & her flavor of the day (whom of which I think is an arrogant manipulating bastard)to sing some kareoke. So I am at home thinking about how I am getting taken advantge of & I decide to do some housework, the chores which she had volunteered to do I might add. When I go get my laundry I discover that all my naughty girly things all need to be washed by hand & hung to dry.Hummm... wouldnt tonite be a good nite fo

Airing No. 1
I cannot get with anyone else but the one person that knows I want him. My heart cannot be anyone elses cause it is not my own to give away. I have given it to him to hold onto, and to take with him where ever he goes. He knows who he is cause Ive told him how I feel about him. Yes, I am considered single and yes! we are not together...but once ive given my heart to someone I have to wait til they give it back in order to get on with my life. If you flirt, I will flirt back..if you need a friend, then I will be a great one..i just cannot be anything other than that right now. Im sorry, and all I can say is that I have no clue what is to become of my heart, I will let you know.

Air It Out???
.............why do people air thier sex life out on the internet to a bunch of strangers ........IN MUMMS ...knowing damn well that nobody is going to say anything nice?? then they get pissed off about it! .....i .....i don't get it oh yeah...........OOGA BOOGA

Airing Grievances
I have been told that I am beautiful,sexy,sweet,kind,understanding,intelligent...Sexy eyes & lips,pretty face & style...Positive sexually...Diverse in conversation...Creative & talented... So why is it no man is proud enough to have me on his arm? I feel like I'm an after thought... I am good enough to look at and a short chat but what it all boils down to is sex? I get approached for sex chat,phone sex,or casual sex...all after hours of course,by extremely young or married men...then there are men who want to spend time with me only in the shadows away from the public eye...I'm searching for that one pearl amongst all the endless amounts of clams?

Air Is The Detached Mental Element; In Keeping With Its Position As Traditional Opposition
Air is one of the light elements. This means that it is not necessarily involved with anything physically present, and, as it happens, air prefers it that way. This element is distant, thoughtful, reflective. This is the element of the mind, of rationality, of pure logic. It keeps its distance from things so as to consider them better; this gives it a unique sense of perspective. On the other hand, air is often an outsider. It is generally not involved in what happens, it is merely an observer. Occasionally, it will get engaged in a purely intellectual sense, without the deep emotional or physical commitment that personalities of other types look for. After a time, air will sort of drift off, having completed its prime Ñ mental Ñ responsibilities. Additionally, air cannot be confronted directly. This is like trying to attack the wind Ñ it does not work. Air will either have a range of perfectly logical defenses against a direct confrontation, or it will simply back off, us

Airline Cabin Announcements Ii
All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: 12. "As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses." 13. And from the pilot during his welcome message: "Delta Airlines is pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!" 14. Heard on Southwest Airlines just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake City the flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was quite a bump, and I know what y'all are thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline’s fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant’s fault, it was the asphalt." 15. Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particula

Airline Slogans
A guy sitting at an airport bar in Atlanta noticed a beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?" Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan, "Love to fly and it shows?" She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself, "Ooh shit, she doesn't work for Delta." A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?" She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched American Airlines off the list. Next he tried the United slogan, "I would really love to fly your friendly skies?" This time the woman turned on him, "What the fuck do you want?" The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said... "Ahhh, Finnair!"

Airline Fuel Surcharge Scam
Don't be a victim of the fuel surcharge scam. Have you used any of the following airlines to fly between California and the Pacific Rim (including flights that connected in CA) between 2004 and 2007: Click here for a definition of the Pacific Rim region United Airlines Air New Zealand All Nippon Airways Cathay Pacific Airways EVA Airways Japan Airlines International Malaysia Airlines Northwest Airlines Quantas Airways Singapore Airlines Thai Airways If you did, you may have been a victim of the Fuel Surcharge scam by certain airlines to fix prices on airline tickets to and from the United States. More information: http://www.hyppoi.com/fuel/ If, between January 2004 and August 2007, you purchased tickets for passenger air transportations on any of the above air carriers, a "fuel surcharge" may have been added to the price of your ticket. Not only may the extra charge have been disproportionate to the actual cost of the fuel, but may also hav

Airlines !!!!!
HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants would n't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services." Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win- win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportuni

Airline Gripe Sheet, Very Funny.
After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction. The mechanics read and correct the problem, and then respond in writing on the lower half of the form what remedial action was taken, and the pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems as submitted by Qantas pilots and the solution recorded by maintenance engineers. By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has NEVER had an accident. (P = The problem logged by the pilot.) (S = The solution and action taken by the engineers.) P: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tyre. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loo

Airline Money Cure
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.' Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an ass

Airline Humor
Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints by QANTAS pilots and the corrective action recorded by mechanics. BTW- Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident. P= relates the Problem the pilots entered in the log; S= describes the Corrective Action taken by the engineers and mechanics. P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough. S: Autoland not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit. S: Something tightened in cockpit. P: Dead bugs on windshield. S: Live bugs on backorder. P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200-fpm descent. S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground. P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. S: Evidence removed. P: DME volume unbelievably loud. S: DME volume set to more believable level. P: Friction locks

Airlines
Two men dressed in Airline Pilots uniforms walk up the isle of the plane. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.The plane starts moving faster and faster down the tarmac and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the runway. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, theplane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands. In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and sa

Airline Questions....
1. A woman asked for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!) 2. A man, who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information, and then he interrupted me with, ''I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts .Without trying to make him look stupid, I calmly explained, ''Cape Cod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa '' His response -- click. 3. A man furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that's not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state.He replied, 'don't lie to me, I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state!'' (OMG) 4. I got a call from a lawmaker's wife who asked, ''Is it possible to see England from Canada ?''I said, ''No.''She said, ''But they look so close on the map.''

Airline Story (repost)
As reported by the San Jose Mercury News: During the final days at Denver's old Stapleton airport, a crowded United flight was cancelled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be first class." The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "Do you have any idea who I am?" Without hesitating, the gate agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. "May I have your attention please?" she began, her voice bellowing throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at the gate WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to the gate." With the folks

Airline Tickets
airline tickets My recent troubles began when I booked three flights from Florida to Hong Kong. For the past few years, I've been using a local travel agency for most of our travel. Once I've thoroughly researched online consolidators, I went back to my local travel agent armed with a firm idea of options and good pricing. They were accommodating in my dictating my desired price for them to match. I like to use a travel agencies because I like to have someone to blame, if anything goes wrong besides me. Someone with a face and a place I can visit, if need be. Seriously, for me, it's a backup plan, as it can give extra clout should a traveler need help.I originally booked these flights more than eight months ago. So, imagine my surprise, when I wasn't able to get our necessary ebookings or tickets from the travel agency upon demand. They kept putting me off. All I had was my cancelled check and a couple of emails.Finally, two weeks before we were due to leave, I made a trip to their

Air Magick
Air Magick _Blowing Problems Away:_ Have a problem in your life that just won't go away? Blow it away with this spell: What you need: Flour. What to do: You might want to do this spell outside as it can be messy if done inside. Take a tablespoon of flour and put it in the upturned palm of your right hand. Try to pour it so it's just in one clump of flour in the palm. Gaze at the clump of flour and think about your problem in detail for a few minutes. Pour all your thoughts and feelings into the clump of flour as you gaze at it. Then at it for a moment and say with confidence and determination: "(Problem like harrassment etc.) of mine, I do blow, You out of my life, Air take it, go!" Then take a deep breath and blow as HARD as you can so that the flour flies off your hand and disperses in the air. As the flour disperses in the Air so too does your problem vanish just like the flour. Go inside and wash your hands. Repeat every other day until th

Airmen Punished For Nuclear Error
Airmen punished for nuclear error The US Air Force has relieved several officers of their commands after a B-52 bomber was mistakenly flown across the US loaded with nuclear-armed missiles. Three colonels, a lieutenant colonel and 66 other personnel were punished following the incident at Minot Air Force Base, North Dakota, on 29 August. Maj Gen Richard Newton said ground crews had failed to follow procedures. The incident has been described as one of the worst known breaches of nuclear weapons procedures in decades. Six cruise missiles armed with nuclear warheads were mounted on the bomber's wings before it was flown to Louisiana. The missiles were supposed to have been taken to Barksdale Air Force Base, but the warheads should have been removed beforehand. 'Procedural errors' Announcing the results of his six-week investigation, Gen Newton said there had been an "erosion of adherence to weapons-handing standards". They did not follow the formal sch

Airmen Told 'no Uniforms In City'
Airmen told 'no uniforms in city' RAF Wittering is best-known for housing harrier jets Airmen have been told not to leave an RAF base in uniform to avoid being verbally abused by civilians. Officers at RAF Wittering reported that servicemen have been taunted by people in nearby Peterborough who oppose UK involvement in Afghanistan and Iraq. Although military staff are encouraged to wear uniform in public, a local decision was made against doing so in the city, the Ministry of Defence said. The government is investigating as "a matter of urgency". Cambridgeshire police said they did not know of any abuse reported in the city. But a spokesman for RAF Wittering said staff from the base had reported incidents of abuse "up the military chain of command". It is a great shame that some individuals in this community don't respect our forces Des Browne, Defence Secretary He said acting on advice from RAF police, the station commander had then taken the de

The Airmans Creed
The Airman’s Creed I am an American airman. I am a warrior. I have answered my nation’s call. I am an American airman. My mission is to fly, fight and win. I am faithful to a proud heritage, a tradition of honor, and a legacy of valor. I am an American airman, guardian of freedom and justice, my nation’s sword and shield, its sentry and avenger. I defend my country with my life. I am an American airman, wingman, leader, warrior. I will never leave an airman behind, I will never falter, and I will not fail.

The Air Out....
OOOOOWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEE where should i start... yall know who i am bout to talk bout ....mmhhmmmm.... yall funny broke acting like u all that .. one day fresh.... girlfriend outfit borrowing ugly weave broken heels hungry kids 80 baby father having LADIES!!!!!!!! yes yes.. living in new york... hustling grinding scamming ... was just doing it..(myself that is) i say one out of every 10 ladies has a head on her shoulders...(guys yall to.i'm a get at yall...lol) for real it makes no sense where or how u meet them.. listen mf need to understand.. from 0 to a year a mf is not who u think she is.. yea its all good mmmhhmmm.... looking nice everytime u see her going out of her way. u going out of ur way just to make sure everybody right things is good u know what i am mean..... movies dinner chillen ha ha laugh laugh kiss kiss... then Bam... oh %#&@$! what happen.. na nigga u be acting like u cant do this or that.. wait where that come from ..... or can i hold something...... and that %#&@$! s

Airplane Sex!
ANOTHER DIRTY STORY SHE WAS RUNNING LATE..AGAIN..SHE WAS SUPPOSE TO MEET HIM AT THE AIRPORT IN 20 MINUTES AND SHE COULDNT FIND HER PANTYHOSE. FORGET IT SHE THOUGHT, I DONT NEED THEM. SHE HOPPED IN HER CAR AND TOOK OFF. RACING DOWN THE HIGHWAY, SHE COULDNT MISS THIS PLANE TO MIAMI, IT WAS LIKE THEIR FIRST REAL VACATION SINCE SHE HAD THE KIDS. SHE GOT THERE IN RECORD TIME. 10 MINUTES BEFORE THE PLANE LEFT. THERE HE WAS STANDING BY THE FRONT DOORS WAITING. HE LOOKED SO GOOD THIS MORNING. SHE RAN TO HIM AND KISSED HIM FULLY ON THE LIPS. SHE SLID HER HAND DOWN HIS BACK AND RAN HER FINGERS ACROSS THE TIGHT ASS SHE LOVED. THEY HURRIED TO THE TERMINAL AND HANDED THE STEWARDESS THEIR TICKETS. THEY HAD THE ROW NEXT TO THE LAST ON THE PLANE, RIGHT NEXT TO THE BATHROOMS. SHE ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE SEX IN THOSE TINY BATHROOMS, ALL CRAMPED AND CLOSE. AFTER THEY TOOK OFF SHE REACHED OVER AND UNDID HER LAPBELT. HE DID THE SAME. SHE AGAIN REACHED TOWARDS HIM FOR A KISS, HER HAND ON HIS THIGH. S

Airport Sex
Airport Sex by just pet © at the airport LA to Vegas our first meeting en face disembarking i am trembling with excitement will You be pleased? my only thought Your pleasure I am wearing what You requested A simple long tight sheath dress slit up the side to above the knee black push up bra with nipples hard just peeking out bulging beneath thin fabric straining for freedom under Your gaze black thong pulled high and tight against my white firm ass constant rubbing of that sensitive opening my clit has been pushed and pinched the entire flight panties brutally taut against clit the naked hairless lips of my smooth pink pussy gracing either side of the lace labia swollen, exposed panties drenched with desire for You my pussy makes obscene wet smacking sounds with each step can anyone hear or smell my sex dripping down my thighs? We see each other, smiling You take me in Your arms i melt into Your tall strong frame Your fingers caress my

Airplane Joke
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy said, "Yes she did." "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you."

Airplane
Blonde Joke A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY LOS ANGELES TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO- PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT. THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T

Airplane
She deserves first class A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job, and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The disgusted stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the blonde to leave. The blonde yet again repeats "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The head stewardesses doesn't even know what to do at this point because they still have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off; the blode is causing a problem with boarding now, so the stewardess gets the copilot. The copilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the copilot in amazement what he said to get her to move to

Airport Mistletoe
It was the beginning of December. The trip had gone reasonably well, and he was ready to go back. The airport on the other hand had turned a tacky red and green, and loudspeakers blared annoying elevator renditions of cherished Christmas carols. Being someone who took Christmas very seriously, and being slightly tired, he was not in a particularly good mood. Going to check in his luggage (which, for some reason, had become one suitcase with entirely new clothes), he saw hanging mistletoe. Not real mistletoe, but very cheap plastic with red paint on some of the rounder parts and green paint on some of the flatter and "pointier" parts, that could be taken for mistletoe only in a very Picasso sort of way. With a considerable degree of irritation and nowhere else to vent it, he said to the lady attendant, "Even if I were not married, I would not want to kiss you under such a ghastly mockery of mistletoe." "Sir, look more closely at where the mistletoe is." (pause) "Ok, I

Airplanes And Women
1) Airplanes usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her time. .. 2) Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch. .. 3) Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go." .. 4) Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection. 5) Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation. 6) Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations. .. 7) Airplanes can be flown any time of the month. 8) Airplanes don't come with in-laws. 9) Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before. .. 10) Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time. .. 11) Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes. .. 12) Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines. 13) Airplanes expect to be tied down. 14) Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills. .. 15) Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong. 16) However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not g

Airport Camera's
Is there nothing sacred? This short video has no sound, because it was taken by a thermal imaging camera at an airport! Weapons or bombs are not all of the things these cameras detect!! lol Just watch!! Click on the attachment! Beware of Thermal Imaging Cameras at airports!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Airport Rendez
Robin heard the office door swing open. Someone stepped up to speak to Cindy at the front desk. "There's a problem with my maintenance order." Robin's body heated instantly. Jack Houston. She's been hearing him over the radio for the last week, but she'd yet to see him. His voice alone - low, gravely, seductive - sent waves of lust across her body. Whenever he was on the radio, she couldn’t concentrate on anything else. She'd redone a maintenance request twice the day before thanks to the fantasies her mind conjured as he prepared for take-off. Now he stood mere feet away, but Robin didn't dare look up. He couldn’t possibly live up to her fantasy. She'd rather not have her image of a muscular, sex god ruined by reality. "Robin's free. She's at the second desk." Shit! Why hadn't she picked up the phone so she'd look busy. Footsteps approaching her desk. From the sound of it, he was wearing cowboy boots - just like in her fantasies. She looked up. If she hadn't been

Airplane
Being a passenger in a plane This dream can be mundane or remarkable, since some people are ambivalent toward flying while many others hold an irrational fear of flying. In America, it is a well- known fact among football fans that announcer John Madden never flies-he travels around the country by bus. Many people share his aversion, even those who dream of flying. In this case, it is an attempt by one part of the psyche to quell perceived irrationality in another part. Dreams about flying as a passenger may hold a great sense of adventure for the dreamer. This can be due to the journey, the speed, or the destinations available through air travel. Also, it may be due to potential dangers, such as hijacking, which the dreamer may heroically overcome. Piloting a plane Dreams about flying in a plane as the pilot vary tremendously. Is the dreamer a competent person either in sleep or waking? This may indicate a sense of control over circumstances. Does the plane crash? This

Airport Life
work lately has been ok, except i think im going to start charging ppl that ask me Stupid/Dumb question from now on. take this one, the other night while standing in the terminal this guy comes up to me and asked "where mcnammerar terminal" i looked at him, and w/out thinking i said to him "ur standing in it" i had to say it 3-4 times, before it sunk in his head that i was telling him what he wanted to hear. now i speak English good(pretty sure i do, since its the only language i speak) an he spoke English as well. so i know i he was understanding me, but he still looked at me like i was crazy. its at least 4-5times a night i get someone asking me "where's baggage claim" mind u, there asking me while standing in the baggage claim area. working at a airport is nice, fun, interesting at time, it seem that ppl think since u work there and have a airport id, u are to know every flight that comes in an goes out, an u are to know everything that is wrong when there flight is delay

Airplane
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up,that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, In my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you... "Tray-up, Bitch."

Airport Rendezvous
Airport Rendezvous by SilviaViolet © Robin heard the office door swing open. Someone stepped up to speak to Cindy at the front desk. "There's a problem with my maintenance order." Robin's body heated instantly. Jack Houston. She's been hearing him over the radio for the last week, but she'd yet to see him. His voice alone - low, gravely, seductive - sent waves of lust across her body. Whenever he was on the radio, she couldn't concentrate on anything else. She'd redone a maintenance request twice the day before thanks to the fantasies her mind conjured as he prepared for take-off. Now he stood mere feet away, but Robin didn't dare look up. He couldn't possibly live up to her fantasy. She'd rather not have her image of a muscular, sex god ruined by reality. "Robin's free. She's at the second desk." Shit! Why hadn't she picked up the phone so she'd look busy. Footsteps approaching her desk. From the sound of it, he was wearing cowboy boots - just like in her fantasie

Airplane Flight
Airplane Flight by atenai © Daydreaming while half-asleep in an airport terminal isn't going to get you anywhere, but it certainly makes for a decent story! Hope you like this spur-of-the-moment account of my fanciful "trip". As always, feedback is greatly appreciated. ~A * * * * * Plenty of time. Somehow, whenever I plan enough time to get through security, I never need the time. Yet, whenever I plan a specific (shorter) time, I get stuck. So there I was, sitting at a Starbucks Coffeeshop, eating a minimal breakfast, and waiting. $6 is a little much for a croissant and a chai, but I guess it's Starbucks, and it's an airport, so I get double the extortion. By quarter of nine I had finished my breakfast and wandered down the ramp to my gate just around the corner from the Starbucks. Other people seemed to have the same dilemma as I, as most were sitting around reading, quietly talking, or listening to music, and all of them had the same bored expression. Assuming the sam

Airport Escapade
Airport Escapade by thirdarticle © Sitting in the waiting area of Terminal B, Gate 19 at the Dallas airport, Brett looked up from the book he was reading to see her bold, striking presence as she marched up toward the counter where the airline employees were appearing busy as they punched the computer keys. She turned to her husband to answer his inquiry of where she was headed, "I just want to check and make sure this is the right gate." The way she addressed her husband, it was clear who wore the pants in that relationship. Her self-confidence and the commanding air she exuded mesmerized Brett. It did not hurt that she wore low-rise tight jeans and a fitted sweater that just could not quite reach the top of her jeans, thereby providing all observers with just a hint of her flat olive-colored stomach. Brett felt his pulse race as that initial intoxication of instant attraction to another person washed over him. He craved her. He wanted to roll her sweater up just a bit more so

Airport Hotel
Airport Hotel by sundancekid © It was getting late. Dawn sat at her desk watching the clock. It seemed that the time was passing so very slowly. Her body was tingling as she thought about the evening ahead; it had been ages since she had last seen him. She looked again at one of his stories and realised she had to go to the bathroom to masturbate....again. Since their last meeting they had discussed their fantasies over the internet and he had written stories which had made her wet just reading them, and in a few hours time she would get to meet him again and savour his long, thick cock. He had sent her some instructions which she would follow to the letter; they were simple but clear: Arrive to meet him at the airport wearing smart business type clothes; a blouse, skirt, stockings and high heels. She must not wear any panties when she meets him. In her luggage she must bring some clothes to dress like a school girl. He had also instructed her to make sure her pussy was fr

The Airport
The Airport by The_Black_Knight© Editor's Note: Every story stems from the vision of the author, whether by pure imagination, actual experiences, or a hope of what is to come. This story is a tribute to a woman who has become a great inspiration to me, and what I hope will become a long fulfilling relationship. A special thanks to sunny55235 for her great support and encouragement, and for being that much needed editor. Standard disclaimer: If you are under 18, offended by sexually explicit and erotic stories, or it is illegal where you are to read/possess such material, STOP READING NOW. This story is copyrighted © 2007 by the author. No part of it may be reproduced or reposted without expressed written consent. Part 1: The Airport He'd been waiting there for a while now, thirty minutes to be exact. He checked the clock on the wall and it just didn't appear to be moving fast enough; a glance at his phone verified that he still had more ten minutes to wait. Impatie

Airport Security
Airport Security by ScorchingFlame © No one likes airports. You show up early to spend hours in a place where you really don't want to be – with overpriced food, disgruntled servers, and harried businessmen. I sighed as I dropped my carefully packed suitcase off with the TSA officer in charge of the Xray machine, wondering if the battered corners could take another tossing. I moved to stand in line to allow my other belongings, including my body, to be run through with electro-magnetic rays. As the line inched forward, I thought about my pending journey and how it meant that I would be spending several weeks celibate. This could be a good thing. Perhaps I could finally learn to wait for something worthwhile to come along, for someone special that I could really care about. Maybe several weeks of nothing could convince me I could make it until that person came along. Or perhaps the weeks of alien abstinence would simply build until the nymphomaniac in me awakened once again, c

Airplane Problems
After every flight, pilots fill out a form, called a gripe sheet which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some maintenance complaints submitted by pilots and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers. By the way, the airline these came from is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident. Pilot: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. Engineers: Almost replaced left inside main tire. Pilot: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. Engineers: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. Pilot: Something loose in cockpit. Engineers: Something tightened in cockpit. Pilot: Dead bugs on windshield. Engineers: Live bugs on back-order. Pilot: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. Engineers: Canno

Airport
...Today He met me at the airport. As soonas he saw me he came over and kissed me, bending me slightly in the most loving embrace. He took hold of my hand and led me to his waiting car. As He turned on the gas, He looked deep into my eys, and I knew what He wanted. We drove down the road slowly, and then He pulled over. He looked at me and told me that He had been missing me for eternity, then He ordered me to hitch up my skirt and pull down my panties and bend over the seat with the door open. He then came round the car, and slapped me on the butt again and again until I squealed in pain. He then thrust himself into me hard and deep, knowing that people would be watching from the highway, but knowing also that I would always be just his. As he thrust I could feel him getting more and more excited, thrusting harder the more excited He became. I could feel Him come so deep inside, and I knew I would get no pleasure this time... but this is my pleasure...

The Airport
I saw you come out of the terminal from your flight from California. I was so happy to see you. I see you looking for me. Your hair short but scraggly from the flight. Your eyes pacing the crowd just to get a glimpse of me. I find it rather cute the way you look impatient and desperate to see me. Your tall broad shoulders turn me on. I can't help but just stare at you. I'm in awe of you. How you are, the way you talk, the way you indluge my little fantisies, my little quips. You have kept me waiting in want of you for so long. I run to you with my arms open. I plunged into you almost knocking you over. You giggled and put your left hand on my head and your other hand around my back holding me tightly. You whispered that you were glad to see me; that you were glad to be in my arms for the first of many times to come... I felt the warmth of the salty tears come from my eyes... I break the embrace, though I did not want to. We need to get to the baggage claim. After standing at that

Airplane Maintenance Complaints...
Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one. Reassurance for those of us who fly routinely in our jobs. After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS pilots (marked with a P). The solutions recorded(marked with an S) by maintenance engineers. By the way, UPS is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident. P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit S: Something tightened in cockpit P: Dead

The Airport
Yesterday, this was my home, Her clothes, her perfume, sound of her voice. The sun rises, rays of light fill the room, A dread so deep, my soul begins to shake. Staring at the clock, ticking away, A closet I see, empty and bare, hangers sway. The day ends near, shadows grow, Together we sit, each moment so precious, words so few. Friends stop by, hugs, and warm smiles, Stories told, pictures taken, this moment frozen in time. The road so black, not many miles to go, The blinker clicks, one turn to go. Cars, lights, the roar of pending fate, Luggage out, tickets checked, the time is here. For a moment, all is stopped, a calm settles deep within, Endless memories, the times we shared. I take her in my arms, warm and close, All my strength, I look in her eyes. A kiss so bitter sweet, filled with hope and sadness, She turns, walks to the door, disappears. As I stand there, frozen in time, Hearts pounding, a pain so deep. Into the night, yello

Airport Part Ii...
Airport Part II Her knees still slightly weak, she takes her lover by the hand and they sprint toward the exit door. Neither noticing the shocked look on passersby as they move with undo haste. Heels clicking against the pavement as she struts across the room. She turns smiles, and winks at him as he follows. He is watching her every move as he follows close behind. Suddenly realizing that her skirt is still raked up a bit high she runs her hands down her blouse, across her nipples standing at attention for the world to see and down her hips. Just before reaching back to straighten the back she smiles at him, slides the skirt a few inches higher. But just enough for him to see the first outline of her cheeks then lowers the skirt back in place. She stops and he moves up behind her. Hmmmmm she moans I love your body as she begins to rub her ass softly across his member now beginning to come back to life. Come baby I see the cab, he moves to open the

The Airport Part I...
The Airport Part I... As he steps off the plane there is only one thought racing through his already overheated imagination... "are her lips as soft and moist as they look in the photo and on camera"? Those lips, those lips that he could only imagine kissing until now. The walk up the ramp to the terminal seems like an endless tunnel, one final obstacle to overcome before the object of his lust is finally visible to him without the aid of camera and computer. She would be within his grasp. He would be able to reach out and touch her flesh in just a few moments. The thought of her, the warmth of her touch, the heat... the heat. Suddenly, his mind still lost in the daydream, he realizes that his cock has begun straining against the inside of his jeans and that people are beginning to stare. He notices a couple to his left, the man looking in disgust and turning the woman's head in the other direction, but not before she gets a good long look and flashes an excite

Airplane
[As the plane prepares to take off] Old lady: Nervous? Ted Striker: Yes. Old lady: First time? Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times. Ted Striker: Surely you must be joking. Dr. Rumack: I never joke. And don't call me Shirley.

Airplane Repair Logs
Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one; a reassurance to those of us who fly routinely in our jobs. After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a 'gripe sheet,' which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS ' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers. By the way, UPS is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident. P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit S: Something tighten

Airport Control
Atlanta Airport Control Tower You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South. Southerners can be so polite! Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised." Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R." Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great." Pause... Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC" Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511." Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAM E RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE." Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- "

Airport Agent Explains It All
A Washington , DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of why our country is in trouble... 1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat so That her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!) 2. I got a call from a candidate's staffer who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information. Then she interrupted me with, 'I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts.' Without trying to make her look stupid, I calmly explained, ' CapeCod' is in Massachusetts. Capetown is in Africa . Her response, 'click'. 3. A senior Vermont Congressman called furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean view room. I tried to explain that's not possible, because Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, 'Don't get smart with me, I looked on the map and Florida is a very narr

Airport Letter
Picking you up from Airport has gotten to be one of my favorite things to do after your lil trips. I am always excited to see you again and occasionally hear tales of your fun adventures when you wanna share them, but i know never to push too much incase you aren't wanting share. As your planes arrives, I am even more excited and when i finally see you walking down the walk-way torwards me i can hardly keep from running thru security to meet you with open arms. Atlats you reach me and I give you a huge hug and long deep sensuous kiss to let you know i missed you dearly. We get your luggage and head to the carso we can be on our way home. You look stunning to me in a new dress I haven't seen before and I know it must be a gift from trip and you look amazing in it. we stop to grab some dinner after your long flight and its a nice sit down restaraunt with a great atmosphere with low lighting and candles on tables that have fancy table clothes covering them. as we sit and look at menu, my

Airplane
Airplane Being a passenger in a plane This dream can be mundane or remarkable, since some people are ambivalent toward flying while many others hold an irrational fear of flying. In America, it is a well- known fact among football fans that announcer John Madden never flies-he travels around the country by bus. Many people share his aversion, even those who dream of flying. In this case, it is an attempt by one part of the psyche to quell perceived irrationality in another part. Dreams about flying as a passenger may hold a great sense of adventure for the dreamer. This can be due to the journey, the speed, or the destinations available through air travel. Also, it may be due to potential dangers, such as hijacking, which the dreamer may heroically overcome. Piloting a plane Dreams about flying in a plane as the pilot vary tremendously. Is the dreamer a competent person either in sleep or waking? This may indicate a sense of control over circumstances. Does the plane crash? T

Air Pollutant Removal By House Plants
Many plants can help our indoor air, including Rubber Plants, Eureka Palms, and Peace Palms. Putting plants in your house or office can help your health. Below is a table indicating the pollutants removed by certain plants. Air Pollutant Removal By House Plants Over 24 Hours House Plant Chemical Pollutant Initial ppm % Removed English Ivy Benzene 0.235 90 % Trichlorethylene 0.174 11 % Peace Lily Benzene 0.166 80 % Formaldehyde 10.0 50 % Trichlorethylene 20.0 50 % Spider Plant Formaldehyde 14.0 86 % Carbon Monoxide 128.0 96 % Chrysanthemum Benzene 58.0 54 % Formaldehyde 18.0 61 % Trichlorethylene 17.0 41 % Mother-in-law tongue Benzene 0.156 53 % Trichlorethylene 0.269 13 % Golden Pathos Benzene 0.156 53 % Formaldehyde 18.0 67 % Carbon Monoxide 113.0 75 % Madag Dragon Tree Benzene 0.176 79 % Formaldehyde 15.0

The Airport Trilogy
Your plane finally arrives and I stand at the end of the jetway, waiting for you with butterflies in my stomach. I watch as the passengers all leave the plane and I wonder where you are, when I see you coming up at the rear of the crowd. My heart rate increases as you get closer and my jaw drops when I finally get a good look at you. I can't help but stare at your barely there top with your very short skirt. The tops of your black, thigh-high stockings barely covered by the hem of your skirt reveals, barely, the straps of your garter belt. For a moment, I stand rooted to the spot and speechless as my eyes roam over your beautiful body. Then, you leap into my arms, kissing me deeply, and I try to raise my arms to hold you close but I'm stopped as my hand brushes across you and I realize that you aren't wearing panties beneath your skirt. The desire that washes over me makes me forget where I am and who is around us as I lift your shirt and lower my lips to your lovely breast. With no re

Airport Trilogy
Your plane finally arrives and I stand at the end of the jetway, waiting for you with butterflies in my stomach. I watch as the passengers all leave the plane and I wonder where you are, when I see you coming up at the rear of the crowd. My heart rate increases as you get closer and my jaw drops when I finally get a good look at you. I can't help but stare at your barely there top with your very short skirt. The tops of your black, thigh-high stockings barely covered by the hem of your skirt reveals, barely, the straps of your garter belt. For a moment, I stand rooted to the spot and speechless as my eyes roam over your beautiful body. Then, you leap into my arms, kissing me deeply, and I try to raise my arms to hold you close but I'm stopped as my hand brushes across you and I realize that you aren't wearing panties beneath your skirt. The desire that washes over me makes me forget where I am and who is around us as I lift your shirt and lower my lips to your lovely breast. With no re

Airport Security
FINALLY - A great alternative to body scanners at airports . . .The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners at the airports.It's a booth you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you. They see this as a win-win for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It also would eliminate the costs of a long and expensive trial. Justice would be swift. Case closed!You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system . . . "Attention standby passengers - we now have a seat available on flight number 1234. Shalom!"

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Air Supply. Ha....80's Rock.
Torture Boundless. Fearless. Writhing. Flesh pressing flesh A simple touch, leading to divine Two bodies merging, feeding, living Flesh pressing flesh The feeling of merge making light Fluids travel between closed mouths Your lips finding my soul I see the scream within your sex It calls to me, bringing an animal to bare Scents fill the room The shallow walls vibrate with our motion The ropes bind my heart The pain shields my soul Your binds hurt my flesh Your love kills fear I give it all away Inside of you Inside of you.

Airships Lyrics
I pressed my face against the glass, smiled as my breath made some pattern or other The world beneath unfurled before me like a sail, glinted in gold from this rich dawn sky Awaiting the ship they had told me would come, quietly anticipating that which was to come I couldn’t yet see you. Still obscured by the city did I blind as I watched? Did I close my eyes? I was not alone, I think it was the first time Watching you rise splendid and graceful, I cheered as you sailed, a greatness unknown I laughed as I waved and imagined you saw me In the streets of the city, the windows of buildings, a million faces gazing upwards in wonder A million faces together and cheering and smiling You were the warmth of their hearts, you were the sum of their dreams In the coldness of morning you brought warmth to their hearts, you were the sum of their dreams In the coldness of morning you brought warmth to their lives giving this feeling of wonder I could not imagine you unlocking these thou

Air Scrabble -keep It Going
! CHANGE ONE LETTER OF THE BOTTOM WORD POSTED AND SEE WHO GETS STUCK AND CAN'T CONTINUE! RULES: YOU CANNOT ADD LETTERS YOU CANNOT USE FOREIGN LANGUAGES YOU CAN ONLY CHANGE ONE LETTER Send it back to the person that sent it to you, plus 10 new people. STARTING WORD: foot

Airsoft Guns!!!
so last week me and my mom were looking at airsoft guns for me and my step dad to play with, and we fund sumthing we liked, i wanted one that was like a ak47 but what we got works,lol, got 2 shotguns( with flash light, scope, and a laser sight) and 4 pistols, they do 6mm pellets, hehe me likie, lol

Air Show Saturday
Everyone know what has been going on with me medically, so here goes an update! Tuesday I have a follow up appointment to double check exactly what is going on with my breathing. While I am breathing better, I'm not comfortable with how long it is taking to heal up. Today was Air Show Saturday, an annual event for me.. I go down to the airport, sit around and totally enjoy the presentations of the various aircraft as well as the flight demonstrations. Well, today didn't turn into a normal enjoyment of the Air Show. Arriving at the Air Show at 10 am, it all appeared to be another beautiful Saturday in this paradise we call Florida. Nice, 75 - 80 degrees, cloud covered and a real nice breeze. Found great seating area on the grass, alongside the runway, in show center. Everything that was anything in the show would be going on directly in front of my party. This was showing me it was going to be a wonderful day. But unknown to me, this was soon to change. There was a mag

Air Traffic Hero's
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 You are cleared to land eastbound on Runway 9R." Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on Infidel's' runway 9R - Allah be Praised " Atlanta ATC "Tower to Iran Air 515 -- You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R." Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. Allah is Great " Pause: Loud Static............. Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC" Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?" Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE. Atlanta ATC: Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "Hey" for us -- ya hear?

Air Too Still
Those days and nights without your voice I live in a dark place - a deep canyon where the air is too still and the river has dried - I am afraid. Memories of you echo in the emptiness of each lone moment and I long for just a whisper in my ear. I worry about the world without you - how will flowers open up when you have gone away?

Air Time
Well, it's official. Get This Money Records / Einstein Productions... Have finally taken the first major step towards success. 102 Jamz, a hip hop station out of the North Carolina triad area have agreed to play our exclusive demo track: More Than Air featuring EneME aka Considered SiKk. As soon as the release forms are signed, the air time shall begin. BIG THANKS to all of you who have continued to support me up to this point in my career. You will not be forgotten. And a special shoutout to that one person...she knows who she is...who has NEVER turned her back on G.T.M. and has proven time and time again that if you try your hardest, and just do your best...good things are bound to happen. Thank you everyone. Get This Money Records Einstein Productions EneME aka Considered SiKk / Mylk Money SeriaL SiKkNeSS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuUXlwMtP3Q

Airway Clearance
Airway Clearance Techniques Airway clearance techniques (ACTs) are treatments that help people with cystic fibrosis (CF) stay healthy and breathe easier. ACTs loosen thick, sticky lung mucus so it can be cleared by coughing or huffing. Clearing the airways reduces lung infections and improves lung function. There are many ACTs. Most are easy to do. For infants and toddlers, ACTs can be done by almost anyone. Older kids and adults can do their own ACTs. ACTs are often used with other treatments, like inhaled bronchodilators and antibiotics. Bronchodilators should be taken before or with ACTs to open airways. Inhaled antibiotics should be taken after ACTs to treat opened airways. Your CF care team will help you choose the best ACT and other treatments. Each year, review and update your routine with your CF care team. The Lungs Mucus How does mucus move out of the lungs? Airway Clearance Techniques Coughing Chest Physical Therapy (CPT or Chest PT) or Postural Drainage

Air, Water, Fire
Standing high on the rocky mountain top She stands mesmerized by the beauty below A sea of trees and fields spread out before her Like the strokes from an ole masters brush Finely painted with textures and colors of nature Sweet smells waft through the air assaulting the senses Essence of pine meadowland and wildflowers Raising her arms in the air as a goddess in worship Turning her face to the sun, rays dare to kiss her cheek Soft blue dress swirling around her in the breeze Wind caressing her bronze skin tenderly like a lover Birds sing her praises and angels lend her wings Turning to face me, my heart races and falters She smiles, I catch my breath and gasp for air Her touch is a fire that only she can quench As our lips meet, I am no longer solid mass I am air, water, fire; I am all things for her

Airything After But Is Bullshyt
My mother didn't birth a liar; so when I say I perspire no dude, the whole truth I solemnly swear It's not a front or façade, a stunt nor mirage; when it comes to men, I simply don't got it in me to care… BUT… I think I'ma have to make an exception for you… Saw your picture, and heard a thousand words, the old adage is true… Mental ascension, I'm tryin to get to the attic of you… From the ground up, stopping at your heart for a second or two… Don't let the short time spent there misconstrue… That's only part of the connection I'm tryin to pursue… Hypnotized by the aura of confidence you exude Something like a star, so I'm into wishing for an interlude Yeah…I'm rough around the edges, BUT that's somethin I think you can soothe So I Flow my intuition, hoping that I'm not being rude… Bumpin Isley Brothers, thinkin of ways with you I wanna groove Mentally, physically, and spiritually, just to name a few I know you heard it all be

The Air You Breathe
the air you breathe was once spoken to me you said this so often i believed it so then tell me when did you stop needing air to life for you no longer need me cast aside if i were your air to breathe at this very second that air would not be forthcoming to you id hold back watch you squirm beg for me to come to you but i will not come not till i see the last of your precious breathe gone then like a caress along your skin i will whisper soft and low am i still the air you breathe my love

"aisle Eight"
“Aisle Eight” Who could imagine such a simple thing, Would death and horror with it bring. Something bought in just a grocery store, Could leave behind a trail of gore… I can still recall that fateful day, When my wife sent me on my way. To the grocery store to buy the beast, Guests were coming over join our feast. I found the very best roast I could, And bought the veggies and other food. But my mistake came in aisle eight, When I bought the evil that sealed our fate. In it’s packaged form it looked innocent enough, Just some simple powdered stuff. You’d just add some water and in no time, The gravy was ready and then you’d dine. It was made somewhere across the sea, Out of chemicals, most unknown to me. Strange ingredients, I could not pronounce their name, But I went and bought it all the same. My shopping done I headed back The winter coat draped on my back And plastic bags on both left and right Filled with what we’d eat tonight. My wife was

Aisle 19 Industry Information
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Aisle 19 Information
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The Aisle Seat
The Aisle Seat Two Radical Arab Terrorist types boarded a flight out of London . One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, “I need to get up and get a coke.” “Don't get up,” said the Marine, “I'm in theaisle seat, I'll get it for you.” As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, “That looks good, I'd really like one, too.” Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

Aisle 6
I never could be what you said I would be Choosing me on that cold metal shelf is aisle 6 On sale and rated poorly A life of second chances and returns Taped back together, my outer box ripped and punctured Eagerly opened dozens of times and tossed aside equally Never complete always missing a part The receipt always stored in your wallet where I belong on aisle 6, pushed back always behind something more interesting so you don't want to find me you don't want to fix me for I always come as is completely you don't want to blow the dust off me you will return me back to the cool darkness on the bottom shelf of aisle 6.

~ Aisne-marne Cemetery And Memorial In France ~
~ Home for the Heroes ~ The 42.5-acre Aisne-Marne Cemetery and Memorial in France, its headstones lying in a sweeping curve, sits at the foot of the hill where stands Belleau Wood. The cemetery contains the graves of 2,289 war dead, most of whom fought in the vicinity and in the Marne valley in the summer of 1918. The memorial chapel sits on a hillside, decorated with sculptured and stained-glass details of wartime personnel, equipment and insignia. Inscribed on its interior wall are 1,060 names of the missing. Rosettes mark the names of those since recovered and identified. During World War II, the chapel was damaged slightly by an enemy shell. Belleau Wood adjoins the cemetery and contains many vestiges of World War I. A monument at the flagpole commemorates the valor of the U.S. Marines who captured much of this ground in 1918. The cemetery is open daily to the public from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. except December 25 and January 1. It is open on host country holidays. When the cemet

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Aj David
Could I ever be alone? Does this feeling ever fade?The whispers from your kiss cry slowly over my soul,I feel them pass through me and faint under their grace,The peace inside my heart you have given knows no bound,With mercy and love you call for me, miles apart, but never to far, I feel you always in my heart,I am always with you, I am there by your side,my arm always there to hold you up, to give you strength, to cherish your smile when no one sees,To kiss away the tears that no one ever hears.We share, in each other, that thing something rare,A balance that few will ever know or feel,A love, beyond the frailty of this life,My life will never be the same, it will always be yours by A.J.David

*****ajdlfkajldf*****
So this is what is new with me. I dont want to discuss the Incubus Concert ever. so do not even ask. end of story there... I have a job. its not the one I want or the pay, but maybe I will like it. maybe things will turn out to be good.. its at paradise bakery and cafe. a new one that is opening up.. so who knows what is giong to happen.. besides that Im just having a lovely time of repeating the same bullshit with a new guy that I always seem to do with EVERY guy.... its a long story, but yeah. I cant seem to break the bad patterns.. the drama. the over thinking, the worrying. the doubt of my feelings, the feeling alone, even if I have someone.. the pushing away of the person, even though I shouldnt.. I know Im doing all of this.. and yet I still do it.. *SIGH* so yeah.. Im in a depression again.. oh well.. oh another note. I am offically not drinking again. I am done. I dont have to explain why, I just am. so yeah.. whatever.. have a good weekend guys.

Ajiaco Bogotano (chicken-and-potato Soup Bogotá-style)
The creamy and hearty ajiaco, a national dish, is a favorite during the holiday season. It is made with guascas, a native herb with a distinct flavor. (Look for it where Latin American and Andean foods are sold.) Ingredients: 2 to 3 cloves garlic, minced 1 3/4 tsp. salt, divided 1/4 tsp. black pepper 1 1/4 to 1 1/2 lb. skinless chicken breasts 3 tbsp. butter or vegetable oil 1 small onion, finely chopped 1 celery rib, coarsely chopped 2 small carrots, peeled and cut into 5 or 6 pieces each 3 1/2 cups water, divided 1/2 lb. small yellow potatoes, peeled and cut into quarters 1/2 lb. small red or purple potatoes, peeled and cut into quarters 1/2 lb. white potatoes, peeled and cut into 1/4-inch-thick slices 2 ears corn, cut into 4 or 5 pieces each 4 to 5 sprigs fresh cilantro, coarsely chopped 1 tbsp. dried guascas or 1 1/2 tsp. dried marjoram Heavy cream Capers Ripe avocado slices Preparation: Combine minced garlic, 1 1/2 teaspoons salt, and black pepper and rub m

Ajiaco Cubano Recipe
This dish is very hearty, so it should be eaten with nothing else except bread and a light fruit dessert. This recipe will feed 20, but you can cut in half and it can be frozen in batches. 10 quarts water 1 lb beef jerky (tasajo) 2 lbs flank steak, cubed 2 lbs pork, cubed 2 lbs pork spare ribs, separated (optional) 1 3lb hen, cut up 4 ears corn, cut in fourths 2 lbs malanga (a yellow taro)peeled, cut in chunks 4 green plantains (soaked in lime juice)peeled, cut in chunks 2 lbs yuca (frozen or fresh)peeled, cut in chunks 2 lbs Cuban boniato (sweet potato, not yam)peeled, cut in chunks 2 lbs pumpkin, peeled, cut in chunks 1 lb ñame (a white taro) peeled, cut in chunks 1 lb guagui (a greyish taro) peeled, cut in chunks 4 ripe plantains, peeled, cut in chunks 4 limes for soaking green plantains Salt and freshly ground pepper to taste Sofrito (see recipe below) The day before: Cut the beef jerky in large pieces and soak in water to cover. Soak overnight. Next day, dr

Aj Is Gay
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Aj's Heart Cath
Aurora's Heart Catheterization will happen within 2-4 weeks of today. I'll get the actual date very soon, and will post it. Within a month of that they'll have to do the surgery. AJ is doing very well right now, but she needs the surgery, she is showing signs that she is in need of it. So keep those prayers comin!

Aj's Heart Cath
Aurora's last heart surgery is scheduled for August 30th. She's going in for what is called a Fontan, which will be the final surgery until she needs a transplant at hopefully 30 years old. if you ahve questions, well wishes, anything feel free to message me on yahoo LLSIRSHADOW or send me a mail here.

A.j.t.
Okay, Allan and I got back together and have been back together for a few weeks now. we are happy, and it is going really good so far. I do have a few issues though. His ex-girlfriend (the one he cheated on me with) still has not come to pick up her shit from his apartment. It is really starting to agravate me. I know she has left it there in hope that she will someday get him back, well it is NOT going to happen. I love him and will not give him up, especially to her. I just really wish she would come and get her shit, b/c it is causing arguments between Allan and I. I am meeting his family tomorrow, and i am excited and nervous all at the same time. Well i guess that is all for now...

Ajust Another Writing
I SIT IN THE SHADOWS WATCHING YOU FROM A DISTANCE. WHILE I WATCH YOU I SO WANT TO WALK UP AND TELL YOU THAT IM STILL YOURS WITH ALL MY BEING. BUT I CANT MOVE FOR FEAR OF GETTING BURNT BY THE LIGHT THAT SURROUNDS YOU. WHEN I DO START TO TAKE A STEP TOWARDS YOU I SEE ANTOHER WALK UP TO YOU AND YOU PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE. I ASK MYSELF IF IT IS A TRUE SMILE OR A FRONT. AS I LOOK AT YOU I WONDER IF YOU EVER THINK OF ME OR IF YOU EVEN MISS BEING IN MY ARMS. I BLEED DEEPLY FROM THE WOUNDS CAUSED BY THE BROKEN HEART BARELY BEATING IN MY CHEST. JUST CAUSE OF A MISTAKE I HAD DONE. THE GODDS BROUGHT YOU INTO MY LIFE ONCE AGAIN AND WAKE ME UP INSIDE AND THEN POOF YOUR GONE AGIN BEAVLING ME WITH MORE EMPTINES THEN BEFORE. WHEN I LAY DOWN FOR MY NIGHTLY SLUMBER I PRAY TO THE GODDS TO KEEP YOU SAFE AND TO WATCH OVER YOU. AS I ENTER THE DREAM WORL I HEAR YOUR VOICE SAYING " GOOD NIGHT MY LOVE. SLEEP WELL " MY EYE FILL WITH TEARS OF BLOOD CAUSE I KNOW IT IS MY MIND PLAYING TRICKS ON ME. THEN AS I AWA

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A.k.a. Happiedevil
I'm here for 2 reasons.To kill boredom while @ home & to be re united w/ my buddies that live outta state.Karah420 is my beautiful wife & we're quite happy 2gether.I work insane hrs. and I have 3 daughters but only get to see my oldest.I'm filled w/ emptiness at the loss of my twins.I will get them back.

Akaine
About Akaine An internationally recognized 11-year-old prodigy, considered the only known child binary genius, in both realist painting and poetry. • Selected as 1 of 20 most accomplished visual artists in the world by Tribute Entertainment (London) and ABI (United States). • Kids Hall of Fame inductee. • An author of two books "Akiane: Her Life, Her Art, Her Poetry" and "My Dream is Bigger than I - Memories of Tomorrow" Strength - Aged 7 Prince of Persia - Aged 8 The Planted Eyes - Aged 8 The Journey - Aged 9 To visit her website http://www.artakiane.com/home.htm

Aka: Ms Construe
Ok, ok, ok, I confess. I am a horrible flirt. Terrible. Awful. Dreadful. Oh, it's not that I do it badly (at least not in my opinion), it's that I never can seem to pull it off without people thinking that I want to fuck them. Or even worse: date them. Why can't I just be cheeky for the hell of it? I am one of the most affirming people that you will meet. I accomplish this by paying attention when people talk to me (although it might not seem like I am due to my never-ending commentary), complimenting them sincerely on their accomplishments and attractive attributes, and hinting that I might want to sleep with them. Hmmm... I wonder where they get confused? I suppose what I do is easier pulled off in person, where I can poke them in the ribs and wink, thereby conveying that I'm just being cutesy. But the internet and even the telephone lacks that physical presence and is painfully void of inflection. So I find myself getting misunderstood on a regular basis. I started thinking

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Akasha, Samhain Ritual
"Tonight as the barrier between the two realms grows thin, Spirits walk amongst us, once again. They be family, friends and foes, Pets and wildlife, fishes and crows. But be we still mindful of the Wee Folke at play, Elves, fey, brownies, and sidhe. Some to trick, some to treat, Some to purposely misguide our feet. Stay we on the paths we know As planting sacred apples we go. This Feast I shall leave on my doorstep all night. In my window one candle shall burn bright, To help my loved ones find their way As they travel this eve, and this night, until day. Bless my offering, both Lady and Lord Of breads and fruits, greens and gourd."

Aka The Phone Call Copy Write 2006
Hello there. Where've you been? I miss you a lot. Won't you come back? Hello there. It's been a while. Some things have changed. I'm not the same. Hello there. You're looking great. Life's been good to you? I'm doing fine. Hello there. How's the wife? Did you get that new job? Are you moving away? Hello there. I heard the news. He was a good man. I'll be up soon. Hello there. Just wanted to talk. I'm going away now. I can't come back. Good-bye.

Akikan!
ok so i was wandering around the net, and came across another funny-as-hell anime (in my opinion of course). Name's "Akikan"! I am still watching it, but so far it's about a bachelor student who finds a special soda can that turned into a magical girl when he took a sip... and ever since that day, his life is gone to chaos.

Akira Lane
if you like the model I use in my avatar you'll love the new update on my site. To say I loved working with this woman is an understatement. She's one of the true beauties in this world on so many levels So if you enjoy a little kink and a gorgeous naked penthouse/playboy model in bondage go to my site and see more http://www.captivebeauty.com

~ A Kiss....~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The Kiss~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~The decision to kiss for the first time is the most crucial in any love story. It changes the relationship of two people much more strongly than even the final surrender; because this kiss already has within it that surrender. ~A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest. ~Where one drop of blood drains a castle of life, so one kiss can bring it alive again. ~A kiss is the shortest distance between two. ~Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last. ~A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. ~There is the kiss of welcome and of parting, the long, lingering, loving, present one; the stolen, or the mutual one; the kiss of love, of joy, and of sorrow; the seal of promise and receipt of fulfillment. ~If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not

*a Kiss Goodbye (original By Kitty)*
Many years i have hushed my heartI knew these feelings right from the startSitting and waiting but forever trueHolding onto memories i made with youI miss your hug and sweet embrase I miss your smile always on your faceThe happiness you bring will never endThe strength you give me will never bendFor too long i have kept this inHoping for the day you would see withinSee through this wall i built so strongFeel this love It is never wrongI would die to go back and show you beforehow i was always craving this going back for moreThe times for us were never kindBroken hearts and unsound mindSomehow now we still stand tallSo many have waited to see us fallBut now we rise for the world to seeThat you and I were meant to beI only see one last requestAll i ask is you do your bestA kiss hello..A kiss for loveA kiss below and a kiss above..All these kisses need no reason why..but please dont ever give me a kiss goodbye

Akmost A Year.
MY DAD WOULD OF BEEN 67 ON JULY 4TH. I LOST MY DAD ON JULY 16, 2008 LAST YEAR. I MISS HIM SO MUCH. I HAD ASKEDMY BOSS. FOR THEM 2 DAYS OFF FROM WORK. BUT, MY BOSS DIDN'T GAVE THEM TO ME. I AM REALLY HURT. I KNOW ALL I WILL DO IS CRY ON THEM TWO DAYS. I HAVE BEEN CRYING ALMOST ALL DAY AND HALF THE NIGHT. I KNOW THAT EVERYONE KEEPS TELLING ME THAT IT WILL GET BETTER. BUT, IT STILL HURTS VERY MUCH. I KNOW HE IS IN A BETTER PLACE, BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY EASIER THATS FOR SURE. I MISS MY DAD VERY MUCH AND I LOVE HIM TO. JUST WISH I COULD SPEND MORE TIME WITH HIM. LOVE YOU DAD. YOUR BABY GIRL...

Ako Mismo
Ako Mismo ang magsisimula ng pagbabagosa aking sarili upang maging isang halimbawana mayroon pang tao na nagpapahalaga sahinaharap at kaunlaran ng ating bayan.. Isipin mo Pilipino ang kinabukasan mo at ngiyong magiging pamilya sa hinaharap kungngayon ay hindi ka kikilos para sa pagbabago.. Huwag nang mag walang bahala dahil ikawmismo ang magiging susi sa muling pagbangonng ating bayan mula sa kahirapan tungo sakaunlaran para sa kinabukasan ng bayan..We Producers have to release the Knowledge thatHope is still visible in our country despite of the creeplingstruggles and massive problems that pulling us down..We Producers have to believe that change is verypossible with the help of one another by giving them achance to express themselves and by making a pledgethat will serve as the start of their transformation as anew and much better responsible Filipino citizen..Let the change begin from us first..Let us touch the life of other by spreadingour Hope for our country's future..For the

Akon Don't Matter Song
I love this song.... It is so funny how easy we are to throw Relationships away and not try to work them out. Artist: Akon Song Title: Don't Matter Album Title: Konvicted Konvict Konvict Oh Ohoohwooe Oooh Ooohhwooe Nobody wanna see us together But it don't matter no Cause I got you babe Nobody wanna see us together But it don't matter no Cause I got you babe Cause we gon' fight Oh yes we gon' fight Believe we gon' fight We gon' fight Fight for our right to love yeah Nobody wanna see us together But it don't matter no Cause I got you Nobody wanna see us together Nobody thought we'd last forever I feel I'm hopin' and prayin' Things between us gon' get better Men steady comin' after you Women steady comin' after me Seem like everybody wanna go for self And don't wanna respect boundaries Tellin' you all those lies Just to get on your side But I must admit there was a couple secrets I held inside But just know that I tried To always apologize

Akon Smack Das Lyriken
(Meisterstück Eminem) [ Akon: ] Schattig Konvict Upfront Akon Dünnes Schattiges Ich sehe das, weil sie diese Dame ist! He! Ich glaube Ihnen, an zu kriechen, ich kann von meinem Schatten sehen Möchten oben in mein Lamborghini Gallardo springen Gehen Sie möglicherweise zu meinem Platz und zu gerechten Stoß, die er tabo mag und verbiegen Sie Sie posibbly Überschußblick zurück und passen Sie mich auf [ Chor (2X) ] Smack dieses alles auf dem Fußboden Smack, das mir mehr geben Smack das ', bis Sie wund erhalten Smack das OH--OOOH! Upfront Art bereit, jetzt anzugreifen ziehen Sie innen das Parkenlos, das mit dem Gummilack unten langsam ist Konvicts erhielt die vollständige Sache jetzt verpackt Treten Sie in die Verein jetzt und in das wardobe, das jetzt intakt ist! Ich glaube, daß es niederwirft und jetzt knackte (ooh) Ich sehe es stumpf und unterstützt jetzt Ich werde sie anrufen, als ich das mack herunterziehe Geld kein Problem, stecken voll von dem jetzt

Akon-dont Matter
Don't Matter Lyrics Konvict Konvict Oh Ohoohwooe Oooh Ooohhwooe Nobody wanna see us together But it don't matter no Cause I got you babe Nobody wanna see us together But it don't matter no Cause I got you babe Cause we gon' fight Oh yes we gon' fight Believe we gon' fight We gon' fight Fight for our right to love yeah Nobody wanna see us together But it don't matter no Cause I got you Nobody wanna see us together Nobody thought we'd last forever I feel I'm hopin' and prayin' Things between us gon' get better Men steady comin' after you Women steady comin' after me Seem like everybody wanna go for self And don't wanna respect boundaries Tellin' you all those lies Just to get on your side But I must admit there was a couple secrets I held inside But just know that I tried To always apologize And I'ma have you first always in my heart To keep you satisfied Nobody wanna see us together But it don't matter no Cause I got you babe Nobody wanna

Akon - Locked Up
"Locked Up" [AKON] Im steady tryna find a motive, Why do what I do?, Freedom aint gettin no closer, No matter how far I go, My car is stolen, no registration, Cops patrolin, and now they done stop me, And I get locked up, [Chorus] They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (I'm locked up) They won't let me out no, they wont let me out, (I'm locked up) They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (I'm locked up) They won't let me out no, they won't let me out [Akon] Headin up town to re-up, Back with a couple keys, Corner blocks on fire, Under covers dressed as feens, Makin so much money, Products movin' fast, Put away the stash, And as I sold the last bag fucked around and got locked up [CHORUS] They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (my nigga I'm locked up) They won't let me out no, they wont let me out, (I got locked up) They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (baby girl I'm locked up) They won't let me out no, they won't let me out

Akon Convention
DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW WHAT A AKON CONVENTION IS BUT ITS LIKE A STAR TREK OR STARS WARS CONVENTION BUT FOR ANIME/VIDEO GAME FREAKS LOL AND MY DAUGHTER AND HER FRIENDS ARE FREAKS LOL THEY HAD A BLAST AND IF YOU THINK SHES SCARY NOW JUST THINK THIS CHICK DESIGNS COMMUNICATIONS TOWERS FOR THE MILITARY WTF NOW TRY TO SLEEP TONIGHT LOL

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Akward And Sleepy Me
right npw i really want to sleep but my friends ex is here and ureally just dont like the guy. i can hear him talking to her and i hate the things he sas to her and the way he says them. it remindds me of the way a cat will try to get a bird out of a tree. i just cant sleep with him doing this to her. ihate it. iknow he i just trying to get her back and in just hear the lies and it makes me want to scream, but i cant. soo yeah i am suck in my bed trying to sleep and it sucks

Akward Silence (lyrics)
Awkward SilenceOpen your eyes and look inside my twisted world.Hope you realize that I could never go on without you.Open your eyes and see my walls are crashing down.Cover my eyes for the last time.Tell me everything I need to know.Knowing me I will always loose control.Take it all away from me.Only do I live today to tell you.Smash my face again for nothing.And you, you're gonna get what you deserve.Open your mind and see that there's much more to me.Hope you realize I know my hope for life's disappearing.Open your mind and please don't leave me hear all alone.Cover my eyes for the last time.Tell me everything I need to know.Knowing me I will always loose control.[Chorus]Every time that you're getting inside my twisted head.I find it's crazy corrupt that I wish you were dead.I keep dealing with all these emotions that are stirring, stirring inside.You know I felt this pain today.It's one of many so it doesn't matter anyway.I keep dealing with all these emotions that are stirring insi

Alabama Slammer (5)
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Alabama Preacher
> The Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation > has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie > and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do > not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and > ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family." > > No one moved. > > The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is > a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel > glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." > > Again all was quiet. > > Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic > rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she > spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said > you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends > that you were a wizard under the sheets

Alabama License Application
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Alabama-the Closer You Get-to My Fireman Love You
The closer you get, the further I fall. Ill be over the edge now in no time at all. Im falling faster and faster and faster with no time to stall. The closer you get, the further I fall. The things that you say to me, the look on your face, brings out the man in Me. Do I see a trace in your eyes of love? Chorus Could I be dreamin? Is this really real? cause theres something magic the way that I feel in your arms tonight. Chorus Keep fallin, oh, yeah, yeah, keep fallin, mm, fallin, oh, yeah, yeah, im Fallin. Yes, Im fallin. yes, Im fallin. yes, Im fallin. Yes, Im fallin. yes, Im fallin. yes, Im fallin. Yes, Im fallin. yes, Im fallin. yes, Im fallin.

Alabama Here I Come
On Monday 4th of June ill be off to Alabama for 10days so you all have to bear with me in replying once again lol. Sorry everyone but this trip is a definate must. I just hope and pray it goes well which right now i think it will. Will explain more another day. Hugs to you all Tigsy

Alabama Preacher
An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God. No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again all was quiet. Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic, rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets." The preacher fell

Alabama - Play Me Some Mountain Music
Oh, play me some mountain music Like grandma and grandpa used to play Then I'll float on down the river To a Cajun hideaway Drift away like Tom Sawyer Ride a raft with ol' Huck Finn Take a nap like Rip Van Winkle Daze dreamin' again Oh, play me some mountain music Like grandma and grandpa used to play Then I'll float on down the river To a Cajun hideaway Swim across the river Just to prove that I'm a man Spend the day bein' lazy Just bein' nature's friend Climb a long tall hick'ry Bend it over, "skinnin' cats." Playin' baseball with chert rocks Usin' sawmill slabs for bats Play some back-home, come-on music That comes from the heart Play something with lots of feelin' 'Cause that's where music has to start Oh, play me some mountain music Like grandma and grandpa used to play Then I'll float on down the river To a Cajun hideaway, hey hey Oh play me mountain music Oh play me mountain music Oh play me mountain music Oh play Yeehaw

Alabama (c.c.r)
Alabama (New Version) Lyrics Artist(Band):Cross Canadian Ragweed She picked up the telephone All she heard was dial tone She really thought she heard it ring this time She said what am I thinking I must be only dreaming Or maybe it’s the hundred times he’s crossed my mind Just tonight (Chorus) She said maybe I miss your lovin’ Maybe I miss your kiss just a little bit Maybe I miss your body lyin’ right next to mine Maybe I miss your touch a little too much Tossing and turning her skins still burning From the fire in his hands Runnin’ on empty she needs somebody But somebody wouldn’t understand Then the telephone rings (Chorus) They talked about Savannah Sweet home Alabama And how he missed the way she always smiled Are you coming back soon By the Harvest moon If I have to walk every mile on my knees (Chorus)

Alabaster Visions
Now, where shall I begin my sordid little tale? The beginning is customary I suppose. At least it will be a distraction from the 2 playthings we discovered. So, the beginning. We decided upon a decrepit & rundown pub for our search. It looked like it would present us with a welcome challenge & we entered it eagerly. Once inside, however, it was blatantly clear to us that we had discovered the perfect venue. The bar itself was an arc in the center & in a circle around it was the customer areas. Nooks & crannies delved deep into smoky darkness, cosy corridors forming links between small rooms - both providing the ideal settings for our enticements & encounters. I seated myself off to one side, shrouded in the inky shadows whilst you fetched our drinks - it seemed to be the perfect vantage point as it provided views of the corridors & a tantalising glimpse of the adjoining rooms. Pausing in my reverie, I can’t help tapping my nails in irritation. “My dear,” I murmur, “please sto

Alabamee Preacher!
This was the scene at church one day in an Alabama town. . . The preacher started off. . . "Someone in this Congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family." No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again all was quiet. Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard unde

Alabaster Visions....continued
I lay still for a while, my breath slowing from a frantic panting as I gulped air into my lungs, waiting for my breathing to slow & my heart to stop racing. Idly, I stare at the ceiling when a thought occurred to me - what would have happened if she hadn't of been bound, gagged & blindfolded? Although I am incredulous that such a simple technique could cause such an extreme reaction, another thought followed swiftly after: if I was left dripping wet from our encounter - was she? Sitting upright, I relish the possibilities of this thought & then scramble around her so I am sat, cross-legged in front of her. My excitement mounting again as my eyes roamed her body, drinking in as much of her as possible, feeling my clit grow hot & achingly erect. Only vaguely aware that I held my breath, I reach forward & slowly part her shaven lips with my fingers, exposing her dripping hole, glistening in the lights. As I watch, she utters a low moan & her delicate flesh throbbed rythmically. Upon s

Alabama Slammer #2
Qty. Ingredients 1/2 oz. Southern Comfort 1/2 oz. Triple Sec 1/2 oz. Sloe Gin 1/2 oz. Galliano 1 splash Orange Juice http://www.beveragewarehouse.com/images/blocks/BW-banner-logo.gif Glass type: Cocktail Directions: Mix everything with some cracked ice in a shaker and strain into a cocktail glass.

Alabama...new Version...cross Canadian Ragweed
She picked up the telephone All she heard was dial tone She really thought she heard it ring this time She said what am I thinking I must be only dreaming Or maybe its the hundred times hes crossed my mind Just tonight She said maybe I miss your lovin Maybe I miss your kiss just a little bit Maybe I miss your body lyin right next to mine Maybe I miss your touch a little too much Tossing and turning her skins still burning From the fire in his hands Runnin on empty she needs somebody But somebody wouldnt understand Then the telephone rings She said maybe I miss your lovin Maybe I miss your kiss just a little bit Maybe I miss your body lyin right next to mine Maybe I miss your touch a little too much They talked about Savannah Sweet home Alabama And how he missed the way she always smiled Are you coming back soon By the Harvest moon If I have to walk every mile on my knees

Alabama Revenge
Alabama Revenge by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER © The last thing Sarah did before leaving Alabama was to buy a gun, a .38, small enough to conceal, yet powerful enough to kill. She threw her luggage in the trunk of her red Mercedes convertible and drove south. With a long drive ahead, she had no intention of stopping. The horror that her mother survived, finally, revealed to her on her mother's deathbed, was the only motivation required to get her to her destination without delay. She paid the price of her mother's alcoholism and always blamed her mother for the abusive childhood she suffered never knowing what had happened to her 25 years before in Alabama. Now, somehow, she felt obligated to seek revenge. Flashback 25 years to 1981, it was a beautiful day when Mary drove through a small town on her way to meet her husband in Florida. Dressed in a white dress with red polka-dots, her blonde hair held tightly in place by a red scarf, she looked like Marilyn Monroe reincarnated. Her ca

Alabama And Stuff
I have decided that eventually, I WILL have to move somewhere. Because this state cannot handle someone of my magnitudenal masses. I am the huge awesome. That's right. There is not enough to keep me occupied here. Neigh. Or Nay. Aye. One of these days, I'm packing all my crap up, and I'm moving. In reality, it's not that bad here. I just need some sort of change in scenery. I suppose it is a curse, brought upon by the Virgo Lords of the sign of the Fist of the North Star. Heh. Not really, I don't believe in the signs. Hey. Oh Snap. Diablo's lost it. You know, I've been doing a lot of reading at night about the Universe. Black Holes are an interesting phenomenon. I am not talking about Oprah Winfrey here either folks. I'm talking about those massive things floating in space that eat everything. The largest black hole known is approximately 12.7 billion light years away. How's that for a road trip? It's mass is estimated to equal that of 1 BILLION solar masses. That's co

Alabaster Box
The Alabaster Box Regret. Oh, that we could have done things differently - if we could only turn back the hands of time... How different would life have been if we'd only known then all the things we know now. . . Maybe. Inside every person is something called an "Alabaster Box." It is the most sacred and secret place in the human heart where the precious and carefully guarded truths of your existence are stored. What you believe to be true about yourself and what you hold most dear is kept in there. Memories, emotions, heartache, love, the deepest and most profoundly felt of all your experiences have been distilled into the most potent of all elixers - the essence of you. There's a story of a woman named Mary who brought an Alabaster Box of perfume to Jesus and poured it on his feet. In her desperation and sorrow she washed his feet with her tears and dried them with her hair as she lovingly poured her most valuable possession on the feet of God. There were those

Alabamee Dayte
A young Alabama man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmacist: "I got a hot date tonight, an' I need me some pertection. How much is a pack a' them rubbers gonna cost me?" The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax." "TACKS!" the shocked redneck says. "Gawd a' mighty, don't they stay on by themselves?

Alabama Bound
My father is being released from the hospital today so this Goddess is soon on her way to his side. I will be in S.E. Alabama in a town called Dothan. Yikes lol Be good my babies I will miss you all. The Goddess Ellen

Alabaster Image
Alabaster Image (An ode to a bust above a parlor door) A Rondeau Oh, Alabaster Image, did I hear you speak From frozen lips and carven teeth? Uttering words of ancient lore, Silent sentiments from days of yore, A by-gone era at it's tenuous peak? A golden dawn once lay at your feet And none who challenged could compete. Who could ask for anything more, Oh, Alabaster Image? After your monuments were complete, You dared the Gods to rival your feats. You didn't count on what they had in store; A frozen grimace above a door. Yet still, stone cold, you won't admit defeat. Oh, Alabaster Image...

Alabama, There's A Fire In The Night
Running scared Wonderin' what I'm doing so far from home Pretending not to care That I was so alone Then my eyes met hers And without one word I could tell what was gonna happen I could feel it in my bones By the dark of the moon There's a fire in the night She took me to her room Ah you know it felt so right It keeps growing higher The flame of desire By the dark of the moon Ah there's a fire in the night Well she told me She didn't often do this kind of thing She said please hold me Hold me tight so I don't have to think Oh her gentle touch Really moved me so much The flames of love swept over us Like a burning light By the dark of the moon There's a fire in the night She took me to her room Ah you know it felt so right It keeps growing higher The flame of desire By the dark of the moon Mm there's a fire in the night (Fire in the night) By the dark of the moon There's a fire in the night She took me to her room Ah you know it felt so right

Alabaster Image
Alabaster Image Oh, Alabaster Image, did I hear you speak from frozen lips and carven teeth Uttering words of ancient lore silent sentiments from days of yore a bygone age at it’s tenuous peak A golden dawn once lay at your feet and none who challenged could compete who could ask for anything more _______________oh Alabaster Image After your monuments were complete you dared the gods to rival your feats You didn’t count on what they had in store a frozen grimace above a door and still, stone cold, you won’t admit defeat _______________oh Alabaster Image

Alabama Dumb Laws
• A 1950 anti-obscenity law in Irondale, Ala., prohibited any showing of anyone nude or "in a substantially nude state" except a babe in arms. • Anniston: You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street. • An ordinance in Linden, Ala., provided that all women of "uncertain chastity" had to be off the streets by 9 p.m. • Bear wrestling matches are prohibited. • Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. • Children of incestuous couples are deemed legitimate. • Dominoes may not be played on Sunday. • Hunting is not allowed on Sunday. • Incestuous marriages are legal. • It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. • It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy. • It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty. • It is illegal to stab yourself to gain someone's pity. • It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church. • It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your

Alabama Blonde
ALABAMA BLONDE Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrived and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless.' With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, 'Come on, Southern Girl needs new clothes!' As the dice bounced and came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down and squealed 'YES! YES! I WON! I WON!' She hugged each of the dealers ... and then picked up her winnings, and her clothes, and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?' The other answered, 'I don't know ... I thought you were watching.' Moral of the story: 1.. Not all Southerners are stupid. 2.. Not all blondes are dumb. 3.. But all men ... are men

Alabamas Finest Right Here
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Alabama Taxing Overweight Employees To Recoup Insurance Costs
All I can say is wow... Taken from Fox News website. Being fat has long been blamed for conditions like diabetes, which can lead to heart, kidney and nerve diseases. Alabama is rolling out a creative but controversial program that will subject its 37,527 state employees to possibly humiliating at-work weigh-ins and fat tests. If they tip the scales, they'll be given a choice: slim down or pay up. The state is trying to solve two of its biggest problems — health insurance costs and obesity — in one fell swoop. Beginning in 2010, Alabama, which has the second highest obesity rate in the country, will start charging all of its employees an extra $25 per month for health insurance. (Currently, single workers pay nothing; family plans cost $180 a month.) But there's a way to avoid the fee: Get a check-up at an in-office "wellness center," where nurses will check for diabetes and hypertension and measure blood pressure, cholesterol, glucose levels and Body Mass Index (BMI).

Alabaster Princess
Alabaster Princess The Alabaster Princess waits in her tower, The darkness surrounding her like a thick cloak. She waits for her prince, by the day, by the hour The one from forever, from midnight's last stroke. There's one who is fated to save her from exile, From the hell of a mirror with no one to see. No one looks back, from a darkness defiled, No one to say "That reflection is me". Alabaster Princess waiting for the right time, sweet disaster excess, mourning in the night time, White skin, dark eyes, cold wind, stark skies. Alabaster Princess. The rustling of leaves, no footsteps to hear.

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Alabama Drivers
What the hell is up with drivers in alabama? Nascar has come out on the roadways. everyone thinks they are the next Number 88 car. Only in Alabama. The only place that i have seen worse driving is in Saudi Arabia. Atleast in Saudi, they have an Allah Lane. If Allah wills you to pass other cars, you shall. No wonder there is a high number of applicants for suicide bombers, hell, the morning commute would be suicide alone.. atleast if you die during bomb, you get 72 virgins (you hope). In a car crash, you get some fat hefty bitch that looks like the michelin man.... In a garter belt. And on that note, You really wanna know what grinds my gears??? (give credit to Peter from family guy). Idiots that can't drive with a cell phone attached to their ears.. I can think of a few things I would love to do to these people. top 10 things to do to people that can't drive while talking on a cell phone. 10. insert the cell phone in the ass!!! 9. take a blue tooth and insert that in

Alabama Peanut Butter Soup
2 tbsp. butter1 lg. onion, chopped fine1/2 c. minced celery1/3 c. peanut butter1 (10 3/4 oz.) can condensed chicken broth1 (10 3/4 oz.) can condensed cream of chicken soup, undiluted3 c. milkSalt and pepper to tasteFinely chopped salted peanuts Melt butter and saute onion and celery 5 minutes. Stir in peanut butter, chicken broth, cream chicken soup and milk. Stir over low heat, until soup starts to bubble. Season to taste, and sprinkle servings with chopped peanuts.

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Alabama - Close Enough To Perfect
*someone sent me this song lyric this afternoon...you know who you are...i am your angel perfect or not :)* Sometimes her morning coffee's way too strong And sometimes what she says, she says all wrong But right or wrong, she's there beside me Like only a friend would be And that's close enough to perfect for me Now she's been known to wear her pants too tight And drinking puts her out just like a light Heaven knows she's not an angel But she'd really like to be And that's close enough to perfect for me She kisses me each morning, and smiles a sleepy smile She doesn't have to say it, I can see it in her eyes Don't you worry about my woman Or what you think she ought to be She's close enough to perfect for me Sometimes she gets down and starts to cry But then again the lady has the right She's everything I've ever wanted She's all I'll ever need She's close enough to perfect for me She kisses me each morning, and smiles a sleepy smile She doesn't have to say it, I can see it in her

Alabama Thunderpussy
check this out on the new blog i was asked to join Doomgrinder So, hi...I'm Jenniy and I just joined the team here. I figured I'd share my latest obsession for my first post. First, let me just say that I'm from Georgia, so the Southern "moonshine" rock that provides the basis of ATP speaks to my roots...I grew up on the Allman Brothers, Skynard, the Marshall Tucker Band, and the like. In fact, just ask for pictures of my vinyl collection...that's all the evidence you'll need about my Dixie roots. The realm of "stoner rock" is a very terrifying affair. With the glut of bands that have surfaced in the past four years or so, only a few actually elevate their music to the point of being worth hearing. However, the process of weeding out the chaff is often tedious. Luckily, there are bands such as the charmingly named Alabama Thunderpussy who offer something that is worth searching out. (John Chedsey, Satan Stole My Teddybear, 2002) Chedsey reviewed the band following their

Alack.
I know I have been on LC hardly at all lately. But I have an excuse. An old friend of Damian and I's has been stalking me in attempt to get to Damian. It got far enough that I had to contact the CEO of the Harrisburg branch of Pennsylvania State Hospital and the police because he was harassing us and threatening us. It sucked. Balls. But, hopefully it's all over with, now and I can get back to normal.

Alaina Reed-amini
LOS ANGELES – Alaina Reed-Amini, the Broadway star and TV actress best known for her long-running roles on "Sesame Street" and "227," has died. She was 63.Reed-Amini died Dec. 17 at St. John's Health Center in Santa Monica after a two-year battle with breast cancer, her publicist Billy Laurence said Monday.Previously known as Alaina Reed Hall, she remarried in 2008. Her stage credits include "Chicago" and "Hair." She appeared in several movies, including "Cruel Intentions" and "Death Becomes Her," and in guest-starring roles on numerous TV shows such as "ER," "NYPD Blue," "The Drew Carey Show" and "Ally McBeal."Reed-Amini joined the "Sesame Street" cast in 1976 and played Olivia, a photographer and sister of the character Gordon. She remained on the show until 1988.She starred on NBC's "227" from 1985 to 1990, playing the landlady and best friend of the show's main character. On the show's final season, Reed-Amini married a character played by her real-life husband, Kevin Peter H

Alamo
The Alamo............................... On that fateful day, March 6, 1836, Davy Crockett woke up and walked from his bunk on the ground floor of the Alamo up to the observation post on the west wall. Col.William B.Travis and Jim Bowie were already up there. The three gazed at the hordes of Mexicans moving steadily towards them. Davy turned to Bowie with a puzzled look on his face and said, "Jim, are we landscaping today?"

*alanis - Forgive Me Love*
I went to your house Walked up the stairs I opened your door without ringing a bell I walked down the hall Into your room Where I could smell you And I Shouldn't be here Without Permission Shouldn't be here Would you forgive me love If I danced in your shower Would you forgive me love If I laid in your bed Would you forgive me love If I stay all afternoon oh... I took off my clothes Put on your robe Went through your drawers and I found your cologne Went down to the den Found your CD's And I played your Johnny And I Shouldn't stay long You might be home soon I Shouldn't stay long Would you forgive me love If I danced in your shower Would you forgive me love If I laid in your bed Would you forgive me love If I stay all afternoon oh... I burned your incense I ran a bath I noticed a letter that sat on your desk It said hello love I love you so love Meet me at midnight And no It wasn't my writing I better go soon It wasn't my writing So f

Alanis - Mary Jane
What's the matter Mary Jane, you had a hard day As you place the don't disturb sign on the door You lost your place in line again, what a pity You never seem to want to dance anymore It's a long way down On this roller coaster The last chance streetcar Went off the track And you're on it. I hear you're counting sheep again Mary Jane What's the point of trying to dream anymore I hear you're losing weight again Mary Jane Do you ever wonder who you're losing it for Well it's full speed baby In the wrong direction There's a few more bruises If that's the way You insist on heading Please be honest Mary Jane Are you happy Please don't censor your tears You're the sweet crusader And you're on your way You're the last great innocent And that's why I love you So take this moment Mary Jane and be selfish Worry not about the cars that go by All that matters Mary Jane is your freedom Keep warm my dear, keep dry Tell me Tell me What's the matter Mary Jane

Alanna Blinn Fast Draw Artist
Alanna Blinn The fastest women alive! ST. ALBERT - It was a wet and wild time in St. Albert on Saturday, as the 42nd annual Rainmaker Rodeo lived up to its name. Just minutes before the main rodeo event was set to begin, the sky opened up and the mud soon started to develop. The ensuing slop led to slippery footing for the animals and some quick exits for the cowboys. "Thankfully, the only thing injured (because of the rain) was a little cowboy pride," said Jim Oscroft, the event chair. Alanna Blinn made sure to keep her powder dry during the brief rainstorm so she could perform during intermission. The 21-year-old is world champion in women's fast-draw shooting. How long would it take you to whip your gun from its holster, cock the hammer back and fire? Two seconds? One second? Even at half a second, you'd still be left with a smoking hole in your chest if you pulled pistols against Blinn. Her world-record time is 0.26 of a second. Only a handful of male fast-draw competito

Alanna Blinn Goes Out With A Bang!
Fast draw champ Blinn goes out with a bang By Sarah Junkin The Eagle Though she captured her sport’s top two titles this year, fast draw fans won’t get to see Bearspaw’s Alanna Blinn compete again for at least a couple of years. Blinn, 20, who won the Canadian World Championships in Cochrane Sept. 3-5, and the National World Fast Draw Championships in Cripple Creek, Colorado Oct. 1-2, said she’s decided to take a break to concentrate on her studies. “I’m taking two years off because I’m in the cinema, stage, radio and television program at SAIT (Southern Alberta Institute of Technology),” she said. “We’ll see where life heads, but I couldn’t be focussed enough if I was trying to do it all.” Blinn beat out 90 top shooters at the National Worlds to win the title she’s held at least three other times before. “I’ve won it before but it’s really hard to keep it because it’s the main one that everyone wants so there’s a lot trying to take it away from me,” she said. Blinn’s fast dra

Alanis Morisette- Everything
i can be an asshole of the grandest kind I can withhold like it's going out of style I can be the moodiest baby and you've never met anyone Who is as negative as I am sometimes I am the wisest woman you've ever met I am the kindest soul with whom you've connected i have the bravest heart that you've ever seen and you've never met anyone Who is as positive as I am sometimes you see everything you see every part you see all my light and you love my dark you dig everything of which I'm ashamed There's not anything to which you can't relate And you're still here i blame everyone else & not my own partaking my passive aggressive-ness can be devastating I'm terrified and mistrusting and you've never met anyone Who is as closed down as I am sometimes you see everything you see every part you see all my light and you love my dark you dig everything of which I'm ashamed There's not anything to which you can't relate And you're still here What I resist persists

Alan Jackson -i'll Go On Loving You
When I look into your soft green eyes When I see your delicate body Revealed to me as you slip off your dress I'm reminded what I feel for you Will remain strong and true Long after the pleasures of the flesh Then I'll go on loving you I'll go on loving you I'll go on loving you Me in the rain or the wind Or the moon up in the sky The spin of the earth or the change of the tide I don't know what brought us together What strange forces of nature Conspire to construct the present From the past Then I'll go on loving you I'll go on loving you I'll go on loving you

Alan Jackson-remember When Lyrics
Remember when I was young and so were you and time stood still and love was all we knew You were the first, so was I We made love and then you cried Remember when Remember when we vowed the vows and walked the walk Gave our hearts, made the start, it was hard We lived and learned, life threw curves There was joy, there was hurt Remember when Remember when old ones died and new were born And life was changed, disassembled, rearranged We came together, fell apart And broke each other's hearts Remember when Remember when the sound of little feet was the music We danced to week to week Brought back the love, we found trust Vowed we'd never give it up Remember when Remember when thirty seemed so old Now lookn' back it's just a steppin' stone To where we are, Where we've been Said we'd do it all again Remember when Remember when we said when we turned gray When the children grow up and move away We won't be sad, we'll be glad For all the life we've had

Alan And A Broke Arm
WELL I GET A CALL TODAY FROM THE SCHOOL ABOUT 2:00, IT IS THE SCHOOLS NURSE, SOMEONE PUSHED ALAN OFF THE MONKEY BARS AND HE HIT THE GROUND, SHE SAID HE TOLD HER IT HURT TO MOVE HIS ARM. SO 5 MINUTES LATER I AM AT THE SCHOOL. HIS ARM HAS ALREADY SWELLED.I ASK HER WHO ALLOWED HIM TO BE ON THE MB SINCE HE WAS NOT SUPPOSE TO BE. SHE SAID WELL WE HAVE A HUNDRED CHILDREN ON THE PLAYGROUND AT P.E. AND IT IS HARD TO WATCH ALL OF THE CHILDREN. WTF???? IM LIKE, WELL EVERYONE KNOWS HE IS NOT SUPPOSE TO BE ON ANY TYPE LATTER AT ANY TIME. I HATE REFERRING TO ALAN AS A HANDICAPPED CHILD. BUT I KNOW THAT HE IS VERY INDEED HANDICAPPED, I FEEL THAT THE P.E. TEACHERS SHOULD WATCH THE HANDICAPPED CHILDREN AT ALL TIMES TO MAKE SURE NOTHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS. ANYTHING COULD HAVE HAPPENED MORE SERIOUS THAN WHAT IT ALREADY HAS. ANYWAY WE TAKE HIM TO THE ER WHERE THEY TELL US HIS ARM IS BROKE.( THEY CALLED IT BUCKLED BROKE)NOT BROKE ALL THE WAY BUT ALMOST. SO THEY PUT A SPLINT ON IT, AND I HAVE TO TAK

Alan Update
I WENT TO THE SCHOOL THIS MORNING AND HAD A MEETING WITH THE PRINCIPAL. THEY WERE HELPFUL, THEY PROVIDED AN AID TO HELP WITH ALAN. WITH SCHOOLWORK AND ALL THINGS RELATED WITH SCHOOL.SO WE WILL SEE HOW LONG THIS LAST. ALSO I HAVE HAD TO MAKE A HARD DECISION CONCERING ALAN AND P.E. HE IS SO MAD WITH ME RIGHT NOW. I HAVE CHOSE TO TAKE HIM OUT OF P.E. FOR THE REST OF THE SCHOOL YEAR. HE IS JUST FALLING MORE AND MORE ON A DAILY BASIS, AND I HAVE TO THINK OF HIS SAFTEY. HE WILL STILL DO SOME P.E. BUT IT WILL BE A ONE ON ONE TYPE THING. I JUST FEEL THAT RIGHT NOW, THIS WOULD BE BEST FOR HIM. MAYBE NEXT YEAR A MIRACLE WILL HAPPEN AND HE WILL BE BETTER. BUT WHO KNOWS

Alana's First Camping Expirience Gone Wild!
My first camping trip finally happened and I have to say, it was quite a life lesson. Now, before I start getting into what I've learned, let me do this disclaimer: My life lessons have nothing to do with the fact that I've had fun the entire time. My lessons may or may not be useful to you, so do not try these without seeking a doctor. Now, here we go. Alana's Life Lessons On Camping: 1: No matter how early/late you leave, most of the party will end up waiting a millennium for the last three party members to arrive. If you do not have enough cigarettes or water- you might as well start walking over to civilization. They'll show up eventually. 2: Lighting fires, even in a barbecue is a BIG FUCKING NO-NO. It doesn't matter how fucking cold you are, whether or not you're hungry, if the kids are scared of the dark- and if you can't even see. Just don't do it. 3: Do not sleep in an a open field. It sucks. It may seem like a good idea when you're piss-faced drunk, but when

Alanis Morissette-you Learn
I recommend getting your heart trampled on to anyone I recommend walking around naked in your living room Swallow it down (what a jagged little pill) It feels so good (swimming in your stomach) Wait until the dust settles You live you learn You love you learn You cry you learn You lose you learn You bleed you learn You scream you learn I recommend biting off more then you can chew to anyone I certainly do I recommend sticking your foot in your mouth at any time Feel free Throw it down (the caution blocks you from the wind) Hold it up (to the rays) You wait and see when the smoke clears You live you learn You love you learn You cry you learn You lose you learn You bleed you learn You scream you learn Wear it out (the way a three-year-old would do) Melt it down (you're gonna have to eventually anyway) The fire trucks are coming up around the bend You live you learn You love you learn You cry you learn You lose you learn You bleed you learn You sc

Alan Sent This To Me, I Liked It So Much Wanted To Share It :)
When you said, hello to me, I felt something warm within. Like I've never felt before, I wanted to talk to you again. When you said, You needed me, I knew that I needed you more. To feel your soft tender touch, As we are laying on the floor. When you said, you'd be mine, I knew we'd always be together. You're the only one for me, Our love will last forever. When you said, you loved me, It just took my breath away. I knew that I loved you, From the very first day.

Alanis Morissette - Can't Not
i'd be lying if I said I was completely unscathed I might be proving you right with my silence or my retaliation would I be letting you win in my non reaction? how would I explain? how would I explain this to my children if I had them? because I can't not because I can't not because I can't afford to be misread one more time would it be whining if I said I needed a hug? would you feel slighted if I said your love's not enough? and how can I complain? and how can I complain when I'm the one that reaches for this? because I can't not because I can't not because I cannot walk without my crutches because I can't not because I can't not because I can't help wonder why you ask me to all the unheard wisdom in the school yard you think you're the right ones you swear you're the charmed ones I'm sure but how can you go on with such conviction? who do you think you are when you question me? because we can't not because we can't not because we can't help laugh at underest

Alanis Morissette - Out Is Through
This one was too pertinent to stash... Every time you raise your voice I see the greener grass Every time you run for cover I see this pasture Every time we're in a funk I picture a different choice Anytime we're in a rut, this distant grandeur my tendency to want to do away feels natural my urgency to dream of softer places feels understandable but I know The only way out is through The faster we're in the better The only way out is through ultimately The only way out is through The only way we'll feel better The only way out is through ultimately Every time that I'm confused I think there must be easier ways Every time our horns are locked I'm towel throwing Every time we're at a loss we've bolted from difficulty Anytime we're in stalemate, a final bowing my tendency to want to hide away feels easier The immediacy of picturing another place, comforting to go but I know The only way out is through The faster we're in the better The only way out i

Alan's Contest: Who Wants 1 Mill Fu Bucks?
Who needs fubucks??? Well here is your chance too win some. I'm hosting a Fubuck Contest. It will be a race too 30,000 comments wins. If you are interested in joining the contest please send me a private message with a sfw picture that you want too enter. Contest starts June 12th at 12:00 p.m. Central. No drama will be tolerated or you will be removed. No scripting programs are allowed too be used. Prizes will be as each entry reaches 30K in comments. 1ST PLACE Gets 1 MILLION Fu-Bucks and a 5 Credit Bling 2ND PLACE 500K and a 3 credit bling 3RD PLACE will get a 2 credit bling. Please send me a private message with your picture. If you have any questions or problems feel free too send me a message ♥♥♥♥ ♥§è×ý ßåbý ßlµè Êýè$ ™©*****CAPTAIN of the Confederate Bombers****@ fubar (repost of original by '♥♥♥♥ ♥§è×ý ßåbý ßlµè Êýè$ ™©*****CAPTAIN of the Confederate Bombers****' on '2008-06-08

Alan Jackson _red On A Rose
Like red on a rose When your lips first smiled at me I was captured instantly To each his own Like blue in the sky The gaze of your willing eyes Touched something deep inside The truth be known That I love you like all little children love pennies And I love you ‘cause I know that I can’t do anything wrong You’re where I belong Like red on a rose And I love you like all little children love pennies And I love you like good times of which I’ve known many And I love you ‘cause I know you give me a heart of my own You make my blood flow Like red on a rose

Alan Jackson L,ll Go On Loving You
When I look into your soft green eyes When I see your delicate body Revealed to me as you slip off your dress I'm reminded what I feel for you. > Will remain strong and true Long after the pleasures of the flesh Then I'll go on loving you I'll go on loving you I'll go on loving you Me in the rain or the wind Or the moon up in the sky The spin of the earth or the change of the tide I don't know what brought us together What strange forces of nature Conspire to construct the present From the past Then I'll go on loving you I'll go on loving you I'll go on loving you

Alan Grayson Grills Fed Vice Chair Donald Kohn
Alan Grayson Grills Fed Vice Chair Donald Kohn Body: $1. 2 Trillion Slush Fund: Congressman Alan Grayson Grills Fed Vice Chair Donald Kohn Fed Vice Chair Donald Kohn testified before the Financial Services Committee today, along with John Bovenzi of the FDIC. The Fed's balance sheet has expanded by $1.2 trillion since September 1. Where did the money go? Kohn wouldn't say. http://www. actblue. com/page/burner4grayson

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"Do we really think that a government-dominated education is going to produce citizens capable of dominating their government, as the education of a truly vigilant self-governing people requires?" -- Alan Keyes

Alantic Road Norway
Dubbed and voted as the Norwegian construction of the century, this five-mile stretch along highway Rv64 between Molde and Kristiansund. The road is anything but even and riding above some real rough waves is a thrill like none other. The road itself surges up and falls down much like the tides at different places, making it a perfectly safe, yet totally exciting ride.

Alarm
so here I am when I should be sleepin still in my work shirt need to take a shower need to kill the car alarm outside then it reminds me of whats that guys name the comdiean damnit cant think the laptop is getting hot. too much porn..I'm kidding. hahahaaa..... there can never be enough porn! i'm kidding. it's not even my laptop i cant use it for porn sheesh. I'm going to Ames with Gio this weekend. our first roadtrip. a big 3 hours away. Gonna visit Andy while i'm there. haven't seen him for over a year. Miss that fool. He told me he still wants to fuck me, but haha i know thats not the kind of threesome Gio would want to have. me either. So oh well. Sucks to be him not getting any of this ass. okay Shower time. and then maybe more internet, and sleepy time.

Alarm Clock May Be Needed, But Cessna Engines Need Not Apply!
lol... In another blog posting on Fri or Sat (under the Inquiring Minds series), I mentioned that I was awakened by what sounded like a small cessna engine that landed on my ceiling. I threw water bottles at my ceiling to get my neighbor to stop, but the engine sound far outweighed the clicks on his floor (in comparison) from my water bottles. I called the apartment manager and she said to report back how long it lasted. Well it was over an hour and she said that she would put a notice on their door. Sunday afternoon I was oblivious to this possible noise because I had the tv blaring with the Giants/GreenBay game and I wasn't moving from the couch because of sore arm. Today though, promptly at 4pm again, I swear the cessna engine lands again! Near as I can figure it is merely a treadmill, which goes with the loud stomping/treading on the mill. Unfortunately, I really don't need an alarm system. My own body can wake up on its own without an alarm clock. I can prob

Alarm For My Jeep Wrangler
I have a Jeep wrangler, with a soft top. I need to get an alarm for it(a good one) because im moving to Chicago in 3 months. I do not have a hard top. Any advice or an alarm that offers what I need? Motion Sensors, shock sensors, long range notification, and ive heard of heat sensors too.. I need advice/experience comments.

3-alarm Chili
(makes 4 servings) 1 pound (480 g) top sirloin, coarsely ground 1 medium white onion, 6 ounces (180 g), chopped 1 large clove garlic, minced 1 medium red bell pepper, 6 ounces (180 g), seeded and chopped 3 tablespoons (45 ml) good-quality chili powder 1/2 tablespoon (7.5 ml) ground cumin 1 teaspoon (5 ml) crushed dried oregano 1 14 1/2-ounce (435 g) no salt added crushed tomatoes 1/2 cup (120 ml) low-sodium canned beef broth Topping 1/2 cup (115 g) plain nonfat yogurt 2 tablespoons (30 ml) minced fresh cilantro 1 teaspoon (5 ml) good-quality chili powder 1/8 teaspoon (0.6 ml) cayenne pepper 1. Put the ground sirloin in a Dutch oven or large saucepan over medium heat. Cook, stirring, until beef is no longer pink. Drain off any fat or juices. 2. Measure 2 tablespoons of the onion; set aside. Put remaining onion, garlic, and bell pepper into the pot and cook, stirring, for 5 minutes. Stir in chili powder, cumin, oregano, tomatoes with their liquid, and beef broth

Alarm For People; Very Important
I have been a victim of some games and because of some the so called friends that has stalked me and added me just so they can see what I am doing with a certain friend. I am sick and tired of the game and will never in this world let you know about my relationships with my true friends and their personal life so is there is some out there that is wanting that info I will cuss you out and block and delete you. It is None of your business about anyones life and my relationship with them. My friends is that and I am loyal to them and will never break their trust in me, so take your game somewhere else.

Alarm Clock
If you were given $84,600 per day, how would you spend it? This is how we view time. It is a precious commodity that seems impossible to acquire sufficiently. As a symbol Alarm clocks in dreams are often a reminder of our limitations. These may be reflections of actual problems (such as running out of time), symbolic of poor time management, or completely conceptual (such as failing to complete a life-cycle task before that cycle ends). This alarm clock could appear in the dreams of someone who is perceiving their time on earth as growing short. Use in Dream Recall Studies indicate that REM takes place with regularity about every ninety minutes through sleeping time. Dream recall is heightened from 20% to 70% or more when patients are awakened during dream time. By setting your alarm clock to go off either six hours or seven-and-one-half hours after going to sleep, it is likely you will have more vivid dream recall. Is the clock a hopeful symbol (e.g. at last the time h

Alarm Clock
Alarm Clock If you were given $84,600 per day, how would you spend it? This is how we view time. It is a precious commodity that seems impossible to acquire sufficiently. As a symbol Alarm clocks in dreams are often a reminder of our limitations. These may be reflections of actual problems (such as running out of time), symbolic of poor time management, or completely conceptual (such as failing to complete a life-cycle task before that cycle ends). This alarm clock could appear in the dreams of someone who is perceiving their time on earth as growing short. Use in Dream Recall Studies indicate that REM takes place with regularity about every ninety minutes through sleeping time. Dream recall is heightened from 20% to 70% or more when patients are awakened during dream time. By setting your alarm clock to go off either six hours or seven-and-one-half hours after going to sleep, it is likely you will have more vivid dream recall. Is the clock a hopeful symbol (e.g. at last the

Alarmed
Alarmed My husband John and I love each other deeply, but his work trips leave me alone in our house for so long, he travels with his work so much these days. We never see each other during his fortnightly trips away, I ring him each night, our calls generally end up in poor phone sex, me getting him off, but leaving me hornier than I was before he rang, it was just not enough for me to continue using my fingers, massaging my clit and fingering my pussy while telling him how much I loved sucking him and blowing him, he would cum, and then say goodnight and hang up, leaving me needing a lot more than I could give myself. I needed more to stimulate myself, something to fill me, so I bought a dildo to play with while we excited each other on the phone, it was the end to a means to let off some of my pent up frustration. What I really craved, was my man fucking me every second day like we used to, I so craved for the touch of his hands all over me. I dared not tell him about the di

Alarm's Strong Arms Coc
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57,000 Alaskans Can't Be Wrong.
Here is an E-mail I Got from Defenders of WildLife: This week, nearly 57,000 signatures calling for a state ballot measure to ban same-day airborne shooting of wolves and bears were submitted to the Alaska Division of Elections. It was the culmination of more than a year of hard work … and it couldn’t have happened without wildlife supporters like you. Help support these and other efforts to end Alaska’s brutal aerial gunning program with your donation to our Campaign to Stop the Alaska Wolf Massacre. Help Stop the Massacre With another bloody aerial gunning season just weeks away, Alaska wolves need your help. Help us raise $40,000 by November 2nd to stop the massacre and protect imperiled wildlife. I want to help save Alaska wolves and other imperiled wildlife with my donation of… $25

"alas"
When u look into my eyes in the dark When u hold my hand and cuddle with me on the couch When we play fight under the covers When u take my hair down and fluff it out The way u kiss me when I am afraid The way u rub my back and dig your fingers in The way u push me up against the wall The way that u make it ok for me to sin The way you're so bad The way you rock n roll The way you puff that blunt And smoke that bowl The way u drive When we're coming home And how your theme song Is bad to the bone I wanna see the future Stare into the sky while premonitions come to me I want to watch you fly away Then run back to me I love how heavy your head gets when you start to doze off on me I love the way u fill the gap That has been forever in my heart deep I love how easily I fall asleep when I'm around u I love the way u hold me while we're together I love the way u look when u play with your tongue But I know not

The Alaska Department Of Fish And Game Notice
The Alaska Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert for bears while in the field. They advise that campers wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren't expecting them. They also advise campers to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear. It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity. Campers should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear dung. Black bear dung is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly dung is larger and has little bells in it and smells like pepper spray.

Alas
To drift with every passion till my soul Is a stringed lute, on which all winds can play, It is for this that I have given away Mine ancient wisdom, and austere control? Me thinks my life is a twice-written scroll Scrawled over some boyish holiday With idle songs for pipe and vire lay, Which but do mar the secret of the whole. Surely there was a time I might have trod The sun light heights, and from life’s dissonance Struck one dear chord to reach the ears of God: Is that time dead? Lo! With a little rod I did but touch the honey of romance- And must I lose a soul’s inheritance?

Alaskan Bbq Salmon
Serves: 16 Hands-OnTime: 10 Minutes Cooking Time: 17 Minutes Total Time: 27 Minutes What you need: 1 cup brown sugar 1/2 cup honey 1 dash liquid smoke flavoring 1/2 cup apple cider vinegar 1 (4 pound) whole salmon fillet What you do: 1 Preheat grill for high heat. 2 In a small bowl, mix together brown sugar, honey, liquid smoke, and vinegar. 3 Brush one side of the salmon with the basting sauce. Place the salmon on the grill, basted side down. After about 7 minutes, generously baste the top, and turn over. Cook for about 8 more minutes, then brush on more basting sauce, turn, and cook for 2 minutes. Take care not to overcook the salmon as it will loose its juices and flavor if cooked too long. Submitted by: Tim Jannott Nutrition Info (per serving) Calories 268 (37% from fat) | Protein 19.6g | Fat 11g (sat 2.2g) | Carbohydrate 22.5g | Fiber 0g | Cholesterol 56mg | Iron < 1mg | Sodium 60mg | Calcium 26mg

Alaskan Christmas Party....yikes...lol...
Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there. "Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night... Thought you might like to come. About 5:00." "Great", says Tom, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you." As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you......be some drinkin'." "Not a problem" says Tom. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em." Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too." "Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right," said Tom. I'll be there, Thanks

Alas, Poor Jango
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Alaska Attacks Alcohol Problem
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Alaska
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Albany Narcotics Agents
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Albert Einstein
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Albert Schweitzer (1875-1965) German Theologian:
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The Alberto Kang Fubar Lounge Surf
So i just went around to some lounges and added them. But i did the usual thing as Alberto Kang and added all the sites that you would not want your parents or perhaps future employers to know about. So know i wonder if there is a way to make the Lounges you are associated to to be just viewable by friends?

The Alberto Kang Thoughts On Fubar
In an attempt to check the NSFW settings on this blog i will now Swear so that i can check to see who can see it. FUBAR sucks and it is Fucking Stupid. Well so far that is my opinion for now, still not sure who can read anymore of this that i write so. Does this make the Blog Private?

Albino Deer
A very eventful day around here... A once in many lifetimes experience! Mark saw this lil' feller run out in front of a car, thought it was a lost baby goat. Stopped to get it, and WOW. A real Albino Whitetail Deer. Just hours old, but doing fine. No Momma deer around. Another car nearly hit it in front of Mark... Well,, he is THE neatest thing any of us ever saw. And such a 'freak of nature', that only 1 in more than a million are even born. He took his bottle of food, followed us around the house, doing great. So, we called the Zoo & Fossil Rim, who were both interested, but we're going to send him to a Rehab farm. Maybe he will make it in captivity somewhere and be appreciated. So rare... Sure wanted to keep him tho. but, not the thing to do. And not LEGAL either ; But, here are a couple of pix to show ya. He was snow white, pink eyes, ears, nose and hooves. Kids called him POWDER. He was SO small. That is my shoe lying beside him... WOW..how cool is that?? http://www.winth

Albino Raven Poem Part 1
the ravens are gathering, only the albino raven stands alone. What does this mean? Why an albino raven now. what is the reason it stands alone. Does it stand for new hope or new life. Why do the other ravens gather and not let the albino raven join them. Does it symbolize the pandoras box?? Does it challange a sense of balance of old verses new: Shows the turmmoil of evil veres good. Then maybe it shows a sense of justices. That if you, are not oen of the same in the gathering you msut be an outsider. So, why does the albino raven stand alone. Does it stand alone laughing at the others. Who gather: Knowing it can stand alone. Or is it crying with sarrow, Shame and pain, Because it knows it can not join in the gathering. What does it see this albino raven! Joy, happiness, or pain and sarrow. Is this the reason that it stands in jugdement over the souls of lfie? For ataking or not to hell or heaven. Or is it the raven that takes the soul and put's it back into the body. If the

Albino Raven Poem Part 2
The raven's are gathering Only the Albino stand alone What does it mean Is it a pandora's box Out with the old In with the new Joy & hope verses pain & sarrow Is the a sense of justices Be a part of something Verses standing alone Are the gathering birds laughing at the albino raven Or is the albino raven laughing at the other ravens The paradox of it all Do the ravens gather to take souls To heaven or to hell What is the role of the albino raven To return the soul To judge the soul Forever more the ravens gather Forver more the albino raven stands ALONE

Albondigas Con Salsa De Perejil - Meatballs With Parsley Sauce
This main course originates in the Balearic Islands of the Mediterranean. The bacon in these meatballs make them extra flavorful. Combine them with a rich-tasting sauce of broth, parsley and walnuts and you have a delicious main course. INGREDIENTS: * 2 lbs. lean hamburger * 1 Onion * 2 Cloves Garlic * 1/4 cup Parsley * 4 Slices Bacon * 1/2 cup (approx) Bread Crumbs for Coating * 1 to 1 1/2 cups Olive Oil for frying * 1/2 cup Flour * 1 cup Bread Crumbs * 4 cups Beef Broth * 4 sprigs finely chopped Parsley for Sauce * 1/3 cup finely chopped Walnuts PREPARATION: Serves 6-8 as a main course or 10-12 as appetizers. Prepare Ingredients for Meatballs Peel and finely chop the onion and garlic. Finely chop 1/4 cup parsley and the bacon. Place the hamburger, onion, garlic, parsley and bacon in a large mixing bowl and thoroughly mix. Sponsored Links Meatballs RecipeSmucker's Recipes from Breakfast to Dinner & Everything

Album Photo Shot Updates.
And it don’t stop… Oct 30, 2006 The trouble with our new job is that our arms are constantly bruised … why? Because it seems like every single day, we have to pinch ourselves to make sure that what is going on is actually real. So this weekend was the big photo shoot. The very important photo shoot that will let the entire world see, and judge us. It is the photo shoot that will make up our album photos, myspace photo’s, and website photo’s. Photo’s that will carry us an entire album cycle…a cycle that could last years depending on the success of the record. Did I mention that it is kinda important? So anyway, the always amazing and fabulous Annette Navarro did the shoot. Annette is the real deal. She shoots everything from very high profile models to million dollar ads for some of the biggest brands on the planet to…yep; you guessed it…musicians. Armed with amazing skill, and vision, she also has one of the best feels for fashion...period. As if just Annette wouldn’t be eno

Album Cover That I Designed
My cousin in-law asked me to design an album cover for his Jazz band here in Pueblo, CO called Wallace Bones & Tubbs. He wanted me to do Characatures of him and his band mates. So here it is: Tell me what you think of it! Thanks

Album Release "tecnotwurl"
Ok everyone the moment we've al been waiting for Your Listening To: DJ TECNOIMAC ™ ® "TECNOTWURL" COPYRIGHT® 2001 BMI Records Inc. BlatherSwitch Productions All Rights Reserved TECNOTWURL.mp3 Your Listening To: DJ TECNOIMAC ™ ® "Shut Up & Fuck Me" COPYRIGHT® 2001 BMI Records Inc. BlatherSwitch Productions All Rights Reserved ShutUp.mp3 REPOST REPOST

Albuquerque's # 1 Champ *r.i.p*
R.I.P EL PICOCITO ALBUQUERQUE'S #1 CHAMP (A FALLEN ANGEL)GO HOME TO BE AN ANGEL..LOVE U BRO “Perhaps they are not stars, but rather openings in heaven where the love of our lost ones pours through and shines down upon us to let us know they are happy" *I've learned that: Goodbyes will always hurt, pictures will never repllace being there, thanks is a feeble word, memories gorget the hard times, words can never replace feelings, and heros often go unsung.*

Album Of The Year For '08
Yes it's only January and I realize 99.9% of my Fubar friends might hate this type of music but I am already proclaiming Decrepit Birth's "Diminishing Between Worlds" as album of the year for 2008 :P Check it out if you dare... http://www.myspace.com/decrepitbirth

2 Albums 2 Rate On A Happy Hour
Rate both albums with (Rate during Happy Hour) all with 11's (during HH of course) and get 10k.... Rate both of my albums with all 10's during HH, and get 5k Please let me know if you are doing it....

15 Albums
Think of 15 albums that had such a profound effect on you they changed your life or the way you looked at it. They sucked you in and took you over for days, weeks, months, years. These are the albums that you can use to identify time, places, people, emotions. These are the albums that no matter what they were thought of musically shaped your world. 1. Pantera - Vulgar Display of Power This is the first record I remember owning, my older brother shane was really big into pantera, slayer, iron maiden, etc and thought that i should be brought up with the same musical tastes at the age of 9. (he also took me to my first pantera show when i was 14, gotta love older bros!!) 2. Bauhaus - the sky's gone out I remember sitting at my best friend melini's being about 14-15 years old and listening to this album on repeat while we drank vodka that her much much older boyfriend would buy us. 3. Jack Off Jill - Sexless Demons and Scars This album was always in the background of va