Atlanta Airport Control Tower
You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South.
Southerners can be so polite!
Atlanta ATC:
"Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R
Saudi Air:
"Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
Atlanta ATC:
"Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air:
"Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great." Pause...
Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC" Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAM E RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE."
Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- "
