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Act Now
I will act now. I will act now. I will act now. Henceforth, I will repeat these words each hour, each day, everyday, until the words become as much a habit as my breathing, and the action which follows becomes as instinctive as the blinking of my eyelids. With these words I can condition my mind to perform every action necessary for my success. I will act now. I will repeat these words again and again and again. I will walk where failures fear to walk. I will work when failures seek rest. I will act now for now is all I have. Tomorrow is the day reserved for the labor of the lazy. I am not lazy. Tomorrow is the day when the failure will succeed. I am not a failure. I will act now. Success will not wait. If I delay, success will become wed to another and lost to me forever. This is the time. This is the place. I am the person. Engrave this

Act Naturally
They're gonna put me in the movies they're gonna make a big star out of me We'll make a film about a man that's sad and lonely and all I gotta do is act naturally Well, I'll bet you I'm gonna be a big star might win an Oscar you can never tell the movies gonna make me a big star 'Cause I can play the part so well Well I hope you come and see me in the movies then I know that you will plainly see The biggest fool that ever hit the big time and all I gotta do is act naturally We'll make the scene about a man that's sad and lonely and beggin down upon his bended knee I'll play the part but I won't need rehearsal all I gotta do is act naturally Well, I'll bet you I'm gonna be a big star might win an Oscar you can never tell the movies gonna make me a big star 'Cause I can play the part so well Well I hope you come and see me in the movies then I know that you will plainly see The biggest fool that ever hit the big time and all I gotta do is act naturally

Actors, Authors, Artists, Musicians And Animal Lovers
Dogs Deserve Better needs more spokespeople! What is Dogs Deserve Better (other than the thing I spend 98% of my time dedicated to?)www.dogsdeservebetter.org Dogs Deserve Better, 2003 First Place Winner of the ASPCA/Chase Pet Protector Award, is a voice for chained and penned dogs, whose sadness speaks only through the eyes. As the days become years, many of these dogs sit, lay, eat, and defecate within the same 10-foot radius. Chained by the neck, they exist without respect, love, exercise, social interaction, and sometimes even basic nourishment. They live as prisoners, yet long to be pets. Chaining is not only inhumane for dogs, but has taken a severe toll on this nation’s children as well. In the period from October 2003 through October 2006, there were at least 105 children killed or seriously injured by chained dogs across the country. Chained dogs, unsocialized with humans, can become very territorial of their tiny space, and any two year old who wanders into this space c

Actors
I have come to realize that Clint Eastwood is freakin' hot in "Hang'em High", I mean this guy had it going for him. He's soooo hot back in the day. I shall marry a guy that is as hot as that bad-boy face, cowboy thing. Hahaha.

An Act Of Ownership
manipulating, folding you breaking you in half you can't just get down on all fours make a presentation out of your ass show me how your body begs as you lower your head i dip a finger you're overly flexed you're squeezing tight with anticipatory stress take a deep breath as i crash your flesh as i slash and slap your back are you feeling relaxed yet? i preform a tongue test i'm pleased by your spread now give a little push and i'll sink to the end swallow my own fingers just to get them nice and wet swift, smooth motion thrust a gasp breaks the hush withdraw and thrust again you like that don't you? how about two? not really a question, or suggestion more of an anouncement of preparation as i collect your hair behind your head and push with more then before you whimper in the key of "beg" that was exciting you're so inticing i need to move infront of your face now say my name plead for more beg for me to slide down your throat extend your tongue and try

An Act Of Freedom
Red is for each drop of blood Of soldiers who have died. Fighting for our freedom, Our people and our pride. They fought a revolution, And two bloody world wars. They went to Vietnam, And died on foreign shores. So here is to the soldiers, We are in their debt. And the flag will fly the red So none of us forget. White is for the immigrants, Every race and every creed. The farmers and the workers Who planted freedom's seed. Businesses and industry Spread out across this land. They are the foundation On which this country stands. So here’s to the immigrants, We are in their debt. And the flag will fly the white So none of us forget. Blue is for miss liberty, Forever may she stand. Proudly holding freedom's torch In her noble hand. She stands for an ideal, Our father's legacy. A symbol of the courage That made this country free. So here’s to miss liberty, We are in her debt. And the flag will fly the blue, So none of us fo

Act Of Kindness Please Don't Let Me Stand Alone
I believe this is Lisa. As a mater of fact I don't know her at all and I can't recall how she ended up on my friend list.. I don't think that her and I have ever even spoke. I came across her sticky bulletin and it said do to real life personal reasons she will be leaving Fubar once her VIC runs out at the end of this month. SxyLisa/Owner Of Elite Hotties/ F.A.R. Mem / R/L Ms. CT DADDY@ fubar Everyone she is 3,000,000 points from becoming a Godmother. Shes currently sitting at level 24. Her boyfriend ~CT FUBAR DADDY™~ ~THE TEXAS FU-KI... wants to see to it that before she leaves that she makes it to the top. Hopefully she will be willing to let him do this for her before she deletes her account. This is by far the largest act of kindness I have taken on during my time her at Fubar-CT. This can not only be him and I working on it. This will take everyone who see this blog and soon to be a never ending bulletin So go show her page all the love you can muster up. I will ne

Actor Owen Wilson Hospitalized
Owen Wilson hospitalized after suicide attempt Two celebrity tabloid magazines and websites report that actor Owen Wilson tried to commit suicide over the weekend. The National Enquirer and PerezHilton.com report that Wilson was rushed to a hospital Sunday after cutting his wrist and taking a large amount of pills. A family member found him passed out in his Los Angeles home and called 911. He is with his family and is in stable condition.

Act Of Forgiveness
Act of Forgiveness by smhgirl2002 © I watched her as she walked into the fitting room area. I followed closely behind and my excitement grew as I watched the door close behind her beautiful body. I waited for a brief moment and then tried the door. It was locked. I softly knocked on the door. “Just a minute.” “Open the door please,” I said stubbornly. “Find another room if you will not wait,” came the reply. “There aren’t any available rooms, so I thought perhaps we could share?” Nothing but silence. I knew the young girl was breaking. Her defense was diminishing, as her arousal heightened. I took control of the situation. “I only need to try this one shirt on, I will be but a minute, now open the door.” It took exactly three seconds for the door to open. I stepped inside and closed the door. “Thank you. I will hurry along,” I said as I pulled my shirt up over my head. I was not wearing a bra and her eyes were fixated on my small, perky breasts. My nipples h

Actor Brad Renfro Found Dead In Los Angeles Home
LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Actor Brad Renfro, whose career began promisingly with a childhood role in "The Client" but rapidly faded as he struggled with drugs and alcohol, was found dead Tuesday in his home. He was 25. Paramedics pronounced him dead at 9 a.m., said Craig Harvey, chief investigator for the Los Angeles County coroner's office. The cause of death was not immediately determined, Harvey said, but an autopsy could be conducted as early as Wednesday. Renfro had reportedly been drinking with friends the evening before his death, Harvey said. Renfro's lawyer, Richard Kaplan, said he did not know whether the death was connected to any problems with addiction. "He was working hard on his sobriety," Kaplan said. "He was doing well. He was a nice person." The actor served 10 days in jail in May 2006 after pleading no contest to driving while intoxicated and guilty to attempted possession of heroin. The latter charge stemmed from his arrest in Los Angeles' Skid Row area,

Actor Heath Ledger Found Dead
NEW YORK (CNN) -- Actor Heath Ledger was found dead Tuesday of a possible drug overdose in a Lower Manhattan apartment, the New York Police Department said. The Academy Award nominated actor was 28. "Pills were found in the vicinity of the bed," police spokesman Paul Browne told CNN. "This is being looked at as a possible overdose, but that is not confirmed yet." Ledger was found by a housekeeper who had gone to wake him for an appointment with a masseuse in the Soho apartment, Browne said. He was declared dead at about 3:30 p.m., Browne said. In 2005, the actor played Ennis Del Mar in "Brokeback Mountain," about two cowboys who had a secret relationship. The role earned him the Oscar nomination. Ledger was born in Perth, Australia.

Act Of Kindness
I was on my way to Woodville, Ms (about 30 miles south of Natchez) to pick up my daughter. On my way home, the passenger rear tired blew. I was about 15 miles south of Natchez, just north of Sibley, Ms. I was struggling really hard to get the jack positioned, the lug nuts loose (it's those kind that lock), and keep my kids out of the road. People were zooming past me, no one was offering to help, and I couldn't reach anyone on the phone, so I was doing the best that I could. I was about to lose my mind when a couple pulled up in front of me. Their names are Mike and Ruthie Lemmon (not sure if that's the correct spelling) from St. Francesville, La ad they were on their way to visit some family. He's a fire fighter and was called from the National Guard Reserves to active duty in Iraq in July, 2007. He is only out for 2 weeks, then has to go back for 2 more months. He finished changing the tire for me, and I could not thank him enough. I've been really depressed lately and just that l

Actor Tommy Chong Claims Link To Fbi Raids
Source: Local 12 Actor and comic Tommy Chong says he is linked to FBI raids Wednesday in Newport and Clermont County's Union Township. Chong tells Local 12 federal agents were after thousands of DVD copies of a documentary he recently made. Tommy Chong, 30 years ago, appeared in the movie that made him famous, "Up In Smoke." But today, Tommy Chong is 69-years-old and selling a different movie, called "The United States of America Vs. Tommy Chong." The documentary details Chong's 2003 federal prosecution and guilty plea for distributing drug paraphernalia. He was selling pot pipes online. Chong served nine months in prison. Wednesday night, Chong told Local 12 he's the focus of an FBI raid of two, local offices. "They apparently confiscated 10,000 copies of the movie, "a/k/a Tommy Chong," said Chong. Only Local 12 cameras were on Mt. Carmel Tobasco Road Wednesday evening, watching federal agents raid the offices of 513 Ventures Agents also took evidence from the

Act Of Kindness
A single act of kindness throws out roots in all directions, and the roots spring up and make new trees. The greatest work that kindness does to others is that it makes them kind themselves. --Lawrence G. Lovasik The Boy Who Gave It All Away: Drew Friend's 5th birthday party had been in full swing for less than half an hour -- and toys, board games, clothes, and stuffed animals were stacked on the dining room table. The pile kept getting bigger as guests poured into his home with armfuls of birthday gifts. But Drew didn't pay much attention to the pile. And a few hours later, he gave all the presents away. He had made an unusual decision -- one that displayed a selflessness beyond his years. Drew had decided to give his presents away to those less fortunate than him. When asked why he would do something like that, the boy looked up from playing with his plastic dinosaurs. "Because it would make a good feeling in my heart," he said. Be The Change: The next time you receive a g

Actor Morgan Freeman Injured In Car Accident
Actor Morgan Freeman is injured in car accident By HOLBROOK MOHR, Associated Press Writer 18 minutes ago Oscar-winning actor Morgan Freeman is in a hospital in Memphis, Tenn., on Monday after being seriously injured in a car accident near his home in Mississippi. Regional Medical Center spokeswoman Kathy Stringer said Freeman, 71, is in serious condition. The hospital is about 90 miles north of the accident scene in rural Tallahatchie County in the Mississippi Delta. Mississippi Highway Patrol spokesman Sgt. Ben Williams said Freeman was driving a 1997 Nissan Maxima belonging to Demaris Meyer of Memphis when the car left a rural highway and flipped several times shortly before midnight Sunday. "There's no indication that either alcohol or drugs were involved," Williams said. He said both Freeman and Meyer were wearing seat belts. The woman's condition was not immediately available. Freeman was airlifted to the hospital in Tennessee. Clay McFerrin, editor of Sun Sen

Actor And Comedian Bernie Mac Dies At Age 50
CHICAGO - Bernie Mac, the Emmy- and Golden Globe-nominated actor and comedian who worked his way to Hollywood success from an impoverished upbringing on Chicago’s South Side, died Saturday at age 50. “Actor/comedian Bernie Mac passed away this morning from complications due to pneumonia in a Chicago area hospital,” his publicist, Danica Smith, said in a statement from Los Angeles. She said no other details were available and asked that his family’s privacy be respected. The comedian suffered from sarcoidosis, an inflammatory lung disease that produces tiny lumps of cells in the body’s organs, but had said the condition went into remission in 2005. He recently was hospitalized and treated for pneumonia, which his publicist said was not related to the disease. Recently, Mac’s brand of comedy caught him flack when he was heckled during a surprise appearance at a July fundraiser for Democratic presidential candidate and fellow Chicagoan Barack Obama. Toward the end of a 10-m

Act Of War: Us To Establish Naval Base In Georgia
The US is negotiating with Georgia and Turkey to establish a naval base at one of the two key Georgian ports of Batumi or Poti, reports say. Turkey, in an attempt to avoid political tension with Russia, has not officially revealed its position regarding the plan, said Gruzya Online, a Russian-language internet site. Russia had previously announced its intention to station its own special forces at the Georgian ports. One of the responsibilities of US Special Forces in the region is to ensure the security of an oil pipeline passing through Georgia. HSH/RA

Act On Your Dreams
Friday, November 21, 2008 ACT ON YOUR DREAMS -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Your present situation doesn't determine where you can go, it merely determines where you're starting from. The purpose of a goal is to focus your attention on your future. Real magic begins when you set one. Your power to accomplish anything becomes a reality when you have a goal. Your mind will stretch toward achievement when it has a clear objective. A goal gives you a place to start and a final destination. You'll achieve the success you seek, if you focus the full power of all you are on what you have a burning desire to achieve. Act on those dreams and they are yours. Copyright 2008 www.yourdailymotivation.com Watch this video => Weathering The Coming Financial Storm

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Actor Meter Tattoos - Intelligent For The Eager Designs
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Actor And Moon Tattoo Designs
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Actors Who Are A Bust
What do Will Ferrell, Ewan McGregor, Billy Bob Thornton, Eddy Murphy, Ice Cube, Tom Cruise Drew Barrymore, Leonardo DiCaprio, Samuel L. Jackson and Jim Carrey have in common? Give up? According to Zap2it.com, they are the ten top overpaid actors. What that mean is you don’t spend your money at the theatre to watch their movies. Personally, it doesn’t surprise me that mega stars like these are not worth watching in the movies they make. Most movies are bad anyway. But when athletes who get paid big bucks don’t do well they get criticized. But, actors who don’t do well at the box office get a pass. Makes you wonder. For more on overpaid actors click here: http://movies.msn.com/movies/article.aspx?news=442963>1=28101 Let’s make it simple. Just tune into BlastFM for great music programmed by and underpaid programmer. www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm

An Actor's Life For Me
AN ACTOR'S LIFE FOR ME: TONGUE-IN-CHEEK RECOLLECTIONS OF STAGE & SCREEN TITLE: Twelfth Night YEAR: 1990 ROLE: Priest When I was at college I was offered a part in our production of Twelfth Night. I think one of the reasons why I took the role was because of the very few lines I had to say. Ironically, the head of our college was himself a Reverend and he came up on stage after the play finished and made several witty remarks about my performance, none of which I can remember. I still have the original brochure, and if times get tough in the future, I am safe in the knowledge that I can sell it on eBay for at least 50p. TITLE: This Boy's Story YEAR: 1991 ROLE: George Best fan This was an actual movie about George Best (it's even on the Internet Movie Database!) starring some guy who used to be in EastEnders years ago. I was at college doing Drama Studies and we were asked if we wanted to be extras in a movie, so, thinking this would be first step on the road to Hollywoo

Actor's Name
A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials. The agent asked, "What's your name?" The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian." The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood, you are going to have to change your name." "I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever." The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years... you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able to represent you." "So be it! I guess we will not do business together" the guy said and he left the agents office. FIVE YEARS LATER... The agent opens an envelope sent to his office. Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for $50,000. The agent is awe-struck,

Actress I'm Most Like
What famous actress are you most like?Reese WitherspoonYou are very laid back and a good worker and you are a very people person and sweet and kindHow do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

Actress
I am a actress.I play a role of happiness and appear stress free.This is the image people see. what they do not see is that i feel just like they do.I have pain and fears along with burning tears.But i hide it so it does not appear so clear,But i do believe that if you took the time to see deep with in my eyes you will find the pain that lives inside. So dont let my happiness fool you. It might not be a emotion that is true. So on the outside i am a actress and on the inside i am dealing with emotions just like they do. - unknown

Actress-dancer Cyd Charisse Dies In L.a. At 86
LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Cyd Charisse, the long-legged Texas beauty who danced with the Ballet Russe as a teenager and starred in MGM musicals with Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly, died Tuesday. She was 86. Charisse was admitted to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center on Monday after suffering an apparent heart attack, said her publicist, Gene Schwam. She appeared in dramatic films, but her fame came from the Technicolor musicals of the 1940s and 1950s. Classically trained, she could dance anything, from a pas de deux in 1946's "Ziegfeld Follies" to the lowdown Mickey Spillane satire of 1956's "The Band Wagon" (with Astaire). She also forged a popular song-and-dance partnership on television and in nightclub appearances with her husband, singer Tony Martin. Her height was 5 feet, 6 inches, but in high heels and full-length stockings, she seemed serenely tall, and she moved with extraordinary grace. Her flawless beauty and jet-black hair contributed to an aura of perfection that

Actress Monique Dupree's (the Original Gata) Current Resume
If you are a fan of independent horror, then there's no doubt that you've heard of actress Monique Dupree. But what you may not know is that Monique has been spreading her paws by doing television as well as non-horror films. If you haven't heard about her before, you will in 2009. Here is her resume to date, some of which can also be found on IMDB Monique Dupree's Resume: FILM Lean on Me The Replacements Life Support American Gangster One Night The Ten Cottonmouth Satan Hates You Spirit The Maim Event Heavy Mental Bikini bloodbath Christmas For Christ's Sake Pot zombies Zombthology The Wrong Room (film short) Timo Rose's Beast Triad Skeleton Key 2 Skeleton Key 3 Shadowhunters 2: Oria Bachelor Party in the bungalow of the damned Super Tromette Action Movie Go! The misadventures of CB santa & Mr. Fanta Rain of Flesh Handsome Harry TELEVISION The Tyra Banks Show Law & Order The Superagent Say What Karaoke Pants off Dance off *YOU

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Actress Lesbian
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Act Real Sick (demo Lyrics)
i dont mind if ur lazy,i dont mind if ur crazy take some pills to escape this world,tonight one last time without feeling,i dont know if god see,s us u and i werent made for these goodbye,tonight i think you are part of the problem i doubt that ur worlds as cold as mine dont u ever wonder why u never ever see me cry the madness has taken over me one by one we,re outta time i dont think that what here,s mine would u care if we lost our minds hell bound boy dont u see the world is not what it seems death comes quick so act real sick tonight goodbye i think you are part of the problem i doubt that ur worlds as cold as mine dont u ever wonder why u never ever see me cry the madness has taken over me death comes quick so act real sick death comes quick so act real sick death comes quick so act real sick words and music by me ..more to follow

Acts Of Kindness
At this time of year, we’re a little more sensitive, and a little more aware of the people around us. The season may even inspire us to be more kind than usual, and isn’t that a nice thing? I came across an organization that promotes kindness all year round. It’s called The Random Acts of Kindness Foundation. On their website they have all kinds of ideas for ways that we can practice kindness in our home, school, workplace or community. There are even lesson plans for teachers, and it’s all free of charge. The philosophy of the foundation is that as people tap into their own generous human spirit and share kindness with one another, they discover for themselves the power of kindness to effect positive change. When kindness is expressed, healthy relationships are created, community connections are nourished, and people are inspired to pass kindness on. CLICK BELOW TO GO TO THE SITE! The Random Acts Of Kindness Foundation

Acts Of Shame
nowhere to place the blame for my wretched life i will never forget you for these acts of betrayal these dark thoughts invade my mind left alone left alone to hurt i will never forget you for these acts of shame left alone to take the blame

Acts Of Kindness
I had one of the most amazing experiences of my life the other day. I was on a plane returning to LA. The woman sitting across from me was balled up in the corner crying uncontrollably. I couldn't help but to wonder and worry what could be soooo wrong with her. I felt compelled to say something to her but at the same time, I felt it wasn't my business. I continued to sit and watch this and could no longer stand it. I simply leaned over putting my hand on her back to console her and said "I know it is none of my business, but are you OK?" She was so visibly shaken and about to burst into tears again. With all she had, she mustered up a smile and just said thank you. Much to my surprise at the end of the flight she leaned over and handed me a 2 page letter she wrote to me. She explained to me her sister was going through her 3RD battle with cancer and to talk about it out loud was just far too difficult. She had been with her sister at the hospital in Brownsville, Tx. She was

Acts Of Treason
I believe in freedom of speech.. but isn't it a little far when we have people burning thier own flag, pictures of our president (granted I don't care for him much either.. but look at the options!) but what we are doing is weakening the country and creating a rift, weakening the populace andm aking it easier to infiltrate and instigate more currupt acts. I propose a reasonable re-instatement of the acts of treason. You can voice as you wish in oyur house and in public what you think of the country.. but all these soldiers get back home is how much they are hated, media that makes them look bad, and people hating them and the government for propagandorial reasons. I believe a restriction against blatantly demoralizing things such as flag burning, dishonoring the troops as a whole (granted we do get fuck-ups who do rape civilians, and they should be dealt with as such), and causing unnecessatry strife for the government in these hard time, should be in place, including fines and jail ti

Acts Of Kindness
Have you ever pondered what a small gesture might do for someone. I dont usally think on it myself. Like most people I assume I have bigger things to worry about than simple things like a hug from a friend or a card, of a letter. Or maybe a phone call from out of the blue, no particular reason just someone had you on there mind. Now Im not saying Im unappreciative at anytime. The fact is, I sometimes take this for granted. This is a terrible thing to say but I do. That is until Im feeling like complete crap, and then all of a sudden get a phone call that makes me laugh or someone shows me on that particular day my strengths. Now , ohhhhhh, now I appreciate it. I can see how a kind word or an incouraging thought can turn a persons day around completely. I had this experience recently on both the giving and recieving end. The thing Im wondering about is why doesnt this stick with me. I mean when I take the time to put out positive energy, or a kind gesture its me that reap the rew

Act 1 Scene 1
Mental Act 1 Scene I... introduction Darkness, The camera faces the ceiling of a small room shifting in and out of focus (drunken appearance) Narration: So this is my life. 4 am staring at the ceiling of a room wrought with chaos. As i sit here, i think of all the things i dont have. Not material wise, but in my head. Hope, Aspiration, Certainty of a future of grandiose proportions. All my life i have had this feeling that i was something special. That i was meant to accomplish some grand feet to justify my existence. I guess Harvard forgot didnt receive that memo. So now i am forced to contemplate a life filled with monotony and the mundane and i just want to disappear..... Income Credits. The camera zooms about the Atlanta Skyline, focusing on typical scenery, (Cnn Center, The Fox, etc) as if it were searching..... Music: the 1920's pop version of the song "Last Kiss" (playing from the radio) The camera Zooms into the main character of the series. Zeda, a fourteen yea

Act 1 Scene 2
Act 1 Scene II.. The rules A six foot tall muscular african american woman (Ms.April) leads Zeda through the campus tour... Ms.April: Wake up is at 7am, You are to get dressed, Make your bed and be ready for head count by 7:15. 7:30 to 8 is Breakfast. You are a level Zero. That means you are not allowed to speak to or sit with the other residents. This is the time you are to observe the other residents and see exactly who you should associate with. Ms.April slides a white card through a slot next to the door and pushes the doors open Mrs.April: School is on campus, these are your classrooms. The kids are separated, just like in normal school, you will take all your classes with kids in your grade. This room is english, this is science, and this one is math. Ms.April slides a white card through a slot next to the door and pushes the doors again open Mrs.April: (Announces loudly)Ladies on the Hall!!!! There are a lot of good kids here, and a lot of not so good kids he

Act 1 Scene 5
Mental Act I Scene V... first restraint the children walk into the breakfast room. at the level Zero table there is already a girl sitting there. A modelesque blonde Marie. With wavy hair and pouty lips.. (Zeda walks through the cafeteria line and takes her seat at the level zero table across and one seat down from the blonde) Zeda (whispering): Hi Marie: Hi, Zeda: The names zeda, whats yours? Marie: Marie Zeda: so what do you think about this place Marie: I dont know i just got here (Introduction of Mrs.Amy. A tall slender white lady with short brown hair) Mrs: Amy: (announces from the doorway) No talking at the level zero table (both girls look down and start eating) Marie: That boy keeps staring at me Zeda: Who Marie: the one that looks like a deranged hillbilly Zeda: (looks over her shoulder) oh Garrett, yea the girls told me he is retarded or something (Both girls giggle) Mrs.Amy: Zeta, i said no talkin, TIME OUT Zeda: What? I didnt do anything

Act 1 Scene 6
Mental Act I cont Okay, so all of my directer camera instructions were deleted from previous scenes because i used the < thingies. so camera instructions will be in [] Act I scene VI..."Therapy" *this scene will be a copulation of hard cuts switching between 3 therapy secessions 1) With a clinical assessor Dr.Monroe 2) With Psychiatrist Dr.Kerns and 3) With therapist Teresa Monroe's interview takes place an office with a white table and a few chairs. Everything is white, it is almost as if it is in a hospital. Dr.Kerns Is a heavy set white man with a white beard and salt and pepper hair Kern's interview takes place in the "level zero room" an area with dim lighting, tan chairs and wooden tables Kerns is a short slender white woman with poofy short hair Teresa's interview takes place in a cozy office with african art and a huge brown couch . Teresa is a red skinned african american with dreds, she looks an awful lot like Zeda's mother who will be introduced later formally

Act 1 Scene 8
Act 1 scene VIII... bad company Back in the level zero room. Same kids as last time. It is Monday, levels day. there is tension in the room. Adam and Zeda are playing spades with faith and joey. The other kids are doing random things from casual talk to playing jenga etc... Mrs.Amy is sitting at the door reading a magazine Adam: So what do you have Zeda: I can make 6 Adam: Okay i say we go 8 (faith writes down 8 in the "them" column of the scoreboard) *few seconds of game play* Joey: So who went up for 1? Zeda: I did. Faith: You'll get it? I mean you've been doing pretty good Adam: Yea you haven’t Killed amy yet Zeda: Yea whats with her? I mean i swear she is on my ass like every second Adam: I think the cobwebs in her pussy are affecting her brain Zeda: (Laughs loudly) Mrs.Amy: Zeda Time out Zeda: For what... I just laughed Mrs.Amy: For being disruptive Zeda: Come on Mrs.Amy This will be my second time out today.. i am tryin to get my level 1 Mrs.Amy: Well yo

Act 2 Scenes 2 And 3
Act 2 Scene II... Court * A small courtroom in atlanta. On one side of the courthouse a slender African American Lady, short... long hair.. Possibly half latin. On the other side of the courthouse sits Zeda and a child advocate, a Slender jewish lady with curly brown hair. Behind them, Teresa, Mrs. Sims, and an African American man who resembles Puff daddy (Mr.Quincy), and a tall white woman with Auburn Hair (Mrs.Roary)* Judge Harper: I understand that Prosecution and Defense have come to an agreement in regards to this case Child Advocate: Yes your honor, Mr.Quincy and Mrs.Roary of Crossroads have agreed to accept the return of Zeda on for a probationary period of 60 days during which time Zeda will be evaluated for possible placement in a more intensive psychiatric setting. Judge Harper: Prosecution any objections Prosecutor: In reviewing the records we feel that in the case of Mrs.Hester this probationary period is crucial in getting her the help that she needs. P

Act 2 Scene 4
Act 2 Scene IV.... The missing curling iron (Shower time is ending, we see the girls from the SR Pulling their beds into the hallway.. Zeda and Faith are laying down and talking to Mrs. Madeline as Mr.Erik walks down into the hallway) Mr.Erik: Male on the hall Faith: Hiiiii Mr.Erik (in a whiney flirty manner) Mr.Erik: (imitating Faith) Hiiii Faith (he then hands Mrs. Madeline a clipboard) Mrs.Madeline: Thanks for bringin my charts Mr.Erik: No Problem, how you feeling Mrs.Madeline: My back hurts from sittin on my ass all day Mr.Erik: Thats cause you got no cushioning down there (They and the girls laugh) Ms.Madeline: You goin on break Mr.Erik: Yea Mrs. Madeline: those things will kill you Mr.Erik: I'm gonna die anyway, may as well do it having fun Zeda just stares at Mr.Erik, smiling, as he walks down the hall from in one of the bedrooms comes a shriek, its Amanda Amanda: You nasty BITCH (Amanda storms out of the bedroom holding a curling iron by the ch

Act 2 Scene 5
Act 2 scene V...ball it up and throw it at me *The children in the stabilization room are sitting around. bored...Mary is laying on a table shuffling a deck of cards Faith and Amanda are drawing hearts on the back wall in marker. One hear reads Faith Loves Samuel, The other A+ M 2 lovers 2 geather 4 ever, Zeda is writing in her journal. Samuel and Marco are seeing who can jump up and grab the top of a lose board. Marco Jumps up grabs the top of the board and the entire piece of the wall comes down. Mrs. Susan is too busy reading a magazine to notice and marco (kids giggling). Samuel pushes the wall back up and runs over to the opposite side of the room where Zeda is sitting.... Zeda: Whats up pony boy? Samuel: Not much baby girl... what you writing. Zeda; Just shit (hands him the book) Samuel: (Laughing) Looks just like her [it is a picture of kelly, drawn to scale with smell marks coming out of it] Samuel: She still fuckin with you? Zeda: Every Chance she gets

Act 2 Scene 6
Act 2 scene VI Mr. Erik Starts a riot *The kids are sprawled out randomly on the floor. Faith and Sammuel are playing spades, Amanda and Marco are coloring, Adam is sitting on the bench trying to put his hair in his mouth, Mary is not in the room, Zeda is writing in her journel* Mr.Erik: Whats wrong with you kids? You finally have the opportunity to do whatever you want and your all just sitting here. When i was your age i woulda killed for this. Run around cut the lights on and off...Sing do something. *mr. Erik stands up and starts runnin around. The kids put down what they were doing and follow him..* Mr.Erik: Come on get some energy out The kids are all laughing and goofing around... Close up to the window of the staff room shows a short african american man peering in his name is Mr.Edwards and he looks alot like martin lawrence Marco (To Adam) Hey adam, I bet you cant tear that wall down *Adam Jumps onto the bench and pulls the on the wall, to his amazeme

Act 2 Scene 7 And 8
Act 2 scene VII... breakfast at delaney house Scene opens with Zeda and Faith sitting at a lunch table. There is a stark contrast in environment, whereas before Zeda had been the sole black female surrounded by a group of white kids, every other kid in this scene is black. There is loud ruckis as everyone is speaking loudly at once. When the boys enter into the cafeteria the girls get silent. The boys are dressed in baggy atire typical of african american youth in the 90's Samuel is in the middle of the line. He is more bruised than when he left Crossroads, his lip is busted. Zeda(whispers to Faith): shit what happened to Sam? Faith (whispering back): I guess its from last night Zeda: I hope Bubba is gettin a new asshole drilled into him Faith: Nah, he'd probably like it Zeda: (giggles) Girl 1: Ay white girl, that ya man? Faith: Yea Girl 1: I heard he was poppin off at da mouth last night Faith: and? Girl 1: Aaaand, tonight da niggas are are planning a little surp

Act 2 Scene 9
Act 2 Scene IX.... searching for a home {scene opens with Zeda sitting in a blue chair in a hallway barren of any decorations. The walls are a dirty yellow white. Zeda has a busted lip and a swollen eye} [ Camera initially is focused on A 2 foot radius around zeda then pans out giving the feel of complete isolation] { from down the hall A beautiful female comes down *think gabrielle union* her heals make loud clopping sounds as she neers zeda} Female staff: You wanted to see me? Zeda: I want to call my case worker. Female Staff: Okay, Follow me ( the two begin to walk down and stop at a door on the left with a picture of martin Luther king hanging over a banner that reads "I believe i can fly") The female staff opens the door, turns on the light, and waves Zeda in Female Staff: Just come out when you are done. (the staff member closes the door) *Zeda sits down at the sole table in the room and picks up the reciever on the manila phone. Zeda dials seven num

Act 2 Scene 10
Act 1 scene X.... sleep to dream {scene opens with a .... * A dream sequence...* doo ddodle do do doodle do* (a ten year old child laying on a couch in pink flowered pajamas. camera zooms out and appears to fly across the room entering into the dining room where a two black women sitting next to each other smoking a joint.. passing it back and forth. One is light skinned one is a medium complexion. The medium complexion one has long braids, she looks a lot like Mrs. Teresa (the therapist introduced earlier).. the woman is Zeda's mother Linda) Linda: I know i am high, but i hate that bitch... all she does is fuck everything in my life up. Linda's Friend: So what are you gonna do {Another seres of hard cuts, ** denoting different scenes, each scene in a different house} * Linda throws a telephone at Zeda hitting her on the leg* *Zeda sitting next to a window next to a greyhound bus* *An middle aged heavyset African American woman beating zeda (naked aged

Act 3 Scene I
Act 3 (Friends and frienamies) Act 3 Scene I... nobody saw nuttin The remaining kids in the stabilization room are Zeda, Adam, Marco, and Amanda. Mr.erik, Adam and Zeda are sitting on top of the bench connected to the wall.. Zeda and adam are playing ...spades... Mr. Erik is reading the newspaper; you can see his warrior band across his right bicep. (during the course of this convo, Adam and Zeda are continuously laying down cards, alternating who picks them back up to make their "book" adam is winning. Adam: I can’t believe Mary Got out... Zeda: I can, bitch is retarded. Mr. Erik: (not looking up from the paper) Language Adan: Mr. Erik.. U got any other tattoos? Mr. Erik: Non that i can tell you about Zeda: Why not Adam: cause its a naked chick Mr. Erik: I do not have a tattoo of a naked chick Zeda; Then what is it Mr. Erik: I am not discussing it Adam: (whispers) its probably on his cock Mr. Erik: Language... Zeda: Anyone ever tell you, that you look li

Act 3 Scene 2
Act 3 Scene II... Family therapy Scene opens in Teresa's office. Zeda's mom, Linda, and her boyfriend, Tony, are seated on the couch. Teresa is visibly shaken by the eerie similarities in appearance between her and Linda.. She is fiddling around with things on her desk. Teresa: I want to thank you Mrs. Hester for coming today. As i mentioned over the phone Zeda has been having a hard time here. She has shown some improvement over the last 2 days and we are considering placing her back into the community. We feel that more family involvement may help her move forward in a more positive manner with her treatment... (Linda stares contempt into Teresa’s direction. Teresa clears her throat then picks up the phone and dials 258) Over the phone: Back desk Teresa: Can you send Zeda to my office (There is a moment of awkward silence. Linda, contrary to her previous depiction has dreadlocks and her nose pierced. Her and Tony are both rather muscular, Tony is tall and dark.. rea

Act 2 Scene 1
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,Who is already sick and pale with grief,That thou her maid art far more fair than she:Be not her maid, since she is envious;Her vestal livery is but sick and greenAnd none but fools do wear it; cast it off.It is my lady, O, it is my love!O, that she knew she were!She speaks yet she says nothing: what of that?Her eye discourses; I will answer it.I am too bold, 'tis not to me she speaks:Two of the fairest stars in all the heaven,Having some business, do entreat her eyesTo twinkle in their spheres till they return.What if her eyes were there, they in her head?The brightness of her cheek would shame those stars,As daylight doth a lamp; her eyes in heavenWould through the airy region stream so brightThat birds would sing and think it were not night.See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand!O, that I were a glove upon that hand,That I might touch

Act 1 Scene 1
The beginning is so important. A great novel can never happen if the author isn't able to make you keep reading past page 1. It may only take one line in the midst of everything to keep you going, but it has to be there. It was the best of times; it was the worst of times. And if you're listening, then what you've found is the story of how everything went wrong. There's the opening riff of a song. When you hear a song you love, you know it from the first guitar chord. It's that same A chord you've heard a million times played a million different ways, but it never sounds exactly the way it does at the beginning of that one song. It probably counts even more with people. I see it so many times on here...people just completely wasting that first page of the story they can tell with someone. The main problem is that they're trying to tell the wrong story. They look at a single picture, make an assumption and spew viscous bile from their mouths that they think will impress. T

Actting Like Adults And Not 2 Year Olds
So, I am helping a friend out and greeting and promoting the lounge she is DJing for now.... As part of the promoting (just like promoters in almost every other lounge here on Fubar) I have been greeting, rating, and inviting them to visit the lounge if they want (leaving a link in the comments, again like almost every other lounge promoter here on FuBar). Did the exact same thing I have done for the past week last night. Well, I get this comment from another member on my profile page about someone being their 'best friend' and the lounge they are a DJ for being better. Now mind you I had no idea who this 'best friend' they were talking about was, and the comment seemed to in a 'just kidding' Kind of manner, so I just moved on, not even thinking about it again. Well, later on in the lounge several people come in, including this other DJ.... SO I welcome them, get back to my conversation, when outta no where this DJ goes off about the comment I left her "best friend" saying I was tryin

Act 3: "the Work Desk"
Please Play Insired Song: He Thinks: Sitting here day dreanin Waiting for this day to end. Staring from across the room She knows what we bout to do. One hour is way to long. I'm trying but i can't hold on. But when it's time, it's goin down. I wonder what she's thinking now... She Thinks: Man I wish that he could see The thoughts I have inside of me One more hour then it's on He just don't know what going on Over here, still at work Got me sneekin up my shirt. Close my Eyes, squeeze my thighs Grind My chair from side to side.. He Thinks: Man, look like she havin fun I'm Jealous now.. cause I want some.. I can't wait another tic.. Let me get over there quick. Shut the blinds, lock the door. Throw the Keys across the floor.. Look at her, take a breath.. Then crawl up under her desk and.... (Uhh,... Ahhh,.. Umhh,... AHHH) Is that him all up in there Got me bout to break this chair Brace my myself before i scream Then my

Act 4: "the Window"... Extended
Please play this while reading.. Inspired by the song: Act 4: He Start's: I'm so glad I brought us here In this Romantic atmosphere. Hotel Suite, Candle light, Bathing in the moonlight. Holdin you up in this tub Feel your body rubbin up on me. Squirming low to top. Tryna find your comfort spot She Says: See You know just what to do To get the things up out of me The view from here is beautiful But up closer I just got to be. Dry Myself from head to toe Right in front of the window. I like the way you eyeing me It's Secretly arousing me Now I tantalize you as I open my towel against the glass Come here Baby... He Says: My head is fiiled with Fantasies Cause your Siloette was killing me Now your standing over there against the glass without a care if that is where it's gonna be then then is where it's gonna be I grab your neck and kiss you there Then hold your hands up in the air Push them back upon the glass. Kiss your heart

Actt 2 Scene 1
Act 2 Changes (5th) Act 2 scene I.... Jailhouse boredom [scene opens with a view from a metal screened in window overlooking spaghetti junction] Zeda: The traffic today is typical of Atlanta. There is a 5 car pileup east of I20, 285 is bumper to bumper, and someone has thrown a mannequin off of the upper level of spaghetti junction causing massive carnage, eight people dead so far and the count is still on... back to you Toucher....... (Zeda turns from the window holding her hand as if she has a microphone in it.) Zeda: Toucher here bringing you another round of the alternative music here on 99x, this hour we have more from the smashing pumpkins, poe and weazer, but first Pearl Jam and (whispers Jeremy) Zeda: (Singing in a horrible Eddie Vedder Impression) At home drawin pictures of mountain tops with him on top (her voice soon blends into truly sounding like eddie vedder, we have now entered into her head and her recreation of the jeremy video) ~~~~~~~~ dream s

Actually Kinda Funny
If it offends you. I didn't mean to..isn't that the politically correct thing to say? A friend sent this to me in my regular e-mail this morning. The suggested new voice recording on our phones: "GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ." "Press "1" if you speak English" "Press '2' to disconnect until you can"

Actual Excerpts From Classified Sections Of City Newspapers
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FOUND IN VARIOUS PATIENTS' HOSPITAL CHARTS OVER A # OF YEARS... 1. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. 2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. 3. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared. 4. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed. 5. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993. 6. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission. 7. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful. 8. The patient refused autopsy. 9. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 10. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. 11. Patient's medical history has been remarkably with only a 40-pound weight gain in the past three days. 12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch. 13. Between you and me, we ought t

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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this, when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself. But, your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear

Actually Something Coming Out Of My Mind!!!
If Life is short!!!! Why spend it complaining??? When Love is not in your Life the worst you can do is run after it !!! Love always win don't fight it!!! Live with no fear, there will be much time to be after death!!! Forgive everybody everything right now, not later!!! When you're on bed you're dead so wake up as soon as possible!!! If someone Love you, don't make them regreat it!!!!

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An Actual Job Application ...lmfao (repost)
This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald's in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! NAME: Greg Bulmash. SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. SALARY: Less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate env

Actual Costs Of The Twelve Days Of Christmas
ACTUAL COSTS OF THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS As part of its annual tradition, PNC Wealth Management also tabulates the "True Cost of Christmas," which is the total cost of items gifted by a True Love who repeats all of the song's verses. This holiday season, very generous True Loves will pay more than ever before -- $75,122 -- for all 364 items, up from $72,608 in 2005. This 3.5% increase is substantially less than last year's 9.5% increase. Kleintop observed that Christmas Price Index inflation may reflect trends that led the Federal Reserve to pause interest rate hikes this year. PNC Christmas Price Index Item 2005 2006 % change One partridge 2005 $15 2006 $15 Rate flat Pear tree 2005 $89.99 2006 $129.99 Rate 44.40% Two turtle doves 2005 $40 2006 $40 Rate flat Three French hens 2005 $45 2006 $45 Rate flat Four calling birds 2005 $399.96 2006 $479.96 Rate 20.00% Five gold rings 2005 $325 2006 $32

Actual Bumper Stickers
* We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated. * Jesus is coming, everyone look busy. * A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. * Horn broken, watch for finger. * All men are idiots ... I married their king. * The more you complain, the longer God lets you live. * My kid had sex with your honor student. * If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished. * Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply * I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got. * Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole. * I'm just driving this way to piss you off. * Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. * I love cats ... they taste just like chicken * Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. * Keep honking, I'm reloading. * Hang up and drive. * Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot. * Snatch a kiss, or vice versa. * I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.

Actual Church Bulletins:
1. Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help. 2. Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow. 3. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. 4. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. 5. The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer. 6. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends. 7. Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early. 8. Wednesday, the ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing, "Put me in My Little Bed" accompanied by the pastor. 9. Thursday at 5:00 P.M. there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in his study. 10. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lew

An Actual Question...
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if y

Actual Writings From Hospital Charts:
1. The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. 4. Note: patient here-recovering from forehead cut. Patient became very angry when given an enema by mistake. 5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. 6. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared. 7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed. 8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993. 9. Discharge status: Alive but without permission. 10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful. 11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch. 12. She is numb from her toes down. 13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home. 14. The skin was moist and dry. 15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

Actually...
Jax was caught having sex! In the middle of the act, caught in the throes of passion in a field ... you've been caught by Alf! 'Where Will You be Caught Having Sex?' at QuizUniverse.com The weirdest place I've ever had sex was in the Ripley's Believe it or Not museum in N'awlins during Mardi Gras. But, I don't think that's an option for these quizzes, lol.

Actual Writings On Hospital Charts
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Actual Complaints ... Loflmao
Actual Housing Complaints These are extracts from actual letters sent to various councils and Housing associations throughout the UK: 1. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. 2. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage. 3. And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence. 4. I wish to report that the tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was that bad wind the other night that blew them off. 5. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall. 6. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path, my wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant? 7. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and the rest are plain filthy. 8. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children unt

Actually Have This Symbol Tattooed On My Arm
You are 66% Bisexual You are bisexual. For you, sex is about having fun and the sex of your partner is of no consequence to you. You probably have a little bit of a preference either way, but you don’t let that slow you down. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Actually About Hair
Some time ago, I had to come to terms with the fact that I was going bald. Despite the reassurances of my family ("your hairline's always been there", "It comes from the female side of the family and you're Grandad had a full head of hair until the day he died") I knew that the gap between my hairline and my eyebrows was expanding. I don't have a problem with this. I shave it very short and women I barely now ask if they can rub my head. This is a good thing. As well losing hair, getting older also seems to involve GROWING hair. Primarily in places where it seems less than necessary. Nostrils for example. What happens later in life that means you need longer nasal hair? Part of the reason I grew a beard was so that if I was feeling lazy, I could let nose and upper lip merge (this is a joke). The beard is also a bit strange now. I've had it one for or another for 8 years, and it's A) getting curlier and B) going grey. Fantastic. All of these things I can cope with. The thing th

An Actual Place To Live
well after years of wondering around ailessly around the country ive finally got a stable place to live for the time being everything is going well ive got a job and all though its not an actual job its still work none the less my coffee house plans are under way ive got grant writers lawyers ppl whos specialty is making buisness plans realtors and anything else i need for the coffee house itll be open hopefully during the next winter and not only that i am no longer stressed out about stup[id fucking drama except from some dumb ass raver chick trying to be all bad ass and threaten me a few times and and a few of my friends/family oh well shes gone and no longer bothering me but besides that i have no other current plans in my agenda other then sitting around and doing really much of nothing

Actual Newspaper Ads
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An Actual Test Question
The spaces under it are aswers from others. You may actually be surprised by the correct answer at least one person was. Which would be worse?? Having someone you love far away from you and possible one day you can touch them. Or Having a loved one close to you but not being able to touch them ??? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CORRECT ANSWER ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Someone closer would be the right answer. Because even if they are far away they still love you and can be there for you. Someone closer may or may not ""know "" you. This question is asked on a test. the fact of touching is more than just the art of feeling them with your hands OR skin wise. Touching someones mind , heart, etc Catatonic patients can be touched but their minds do not connect. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

(actual Letter From An Iowa Resident And Sent To His Senator)...i Passed This On For My Friend Chetokee Lady..for U All
(Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator) The Honorable Tom Harkin 731 Hart Senate Office Building Phone (202) 224 3254 Washington DC , 20510 Dear Senator Harkin, As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you. My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out. Simply put, tho

An Actual Txt Msg I Got
I fwd. this text message to my email because this irked me. Mind you I was trying to meet this person for lunch for over a year now. And shes like I finally will meet you Saturday. And she sends this: I am having all kinds of issues right now...cant really get into it right now...lets just forget about meeting...good luck in ur search. I am 30 years old, I am an adult. why cant anyone be or do the adult thing when talking to someone and if you dont like them. Why give people the run around.

Actual Article From The La Times:
Actual article from the LA Times: In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil, Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the severe burns unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner, Andrew “Kiki” Farnum, has been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. I pushed the cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil in, he explained. As usual, Kiki shouted “Armageddon”, my cue that he’d had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot, but he wouldn’t come out, so I peered into the tube and struck a match thinking the light might attract him. At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shout out of the tubing, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski’s hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil’s fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket

Actually How I Am.
Im a down to earth guy, whom works to provide for my children, i love them with all my heart, and would die for them. I myself pride myself on trying to be the best person that i can be. i hate to argue. although it will happen, its always fun to make up. I do believe that when you want to be with a special lady, you should treat her like a white rose in a field of red tulips. make her feel and know that she is unique, and beautiful above all else. and always show her how much she means to you every day of the week. never to harm such a delicate gift from god. The Real Me: What i would do for my other half... 1) rub your feet when you have had a rough day 2) make dinner for you when your sick 3) take you on a carrige ride, just because i wanted to be with you. 4) cuddle on the couch with you, when you are tired 5) bring you roses and candy, when i have not done anything wrong. 6) massage your body when you are sore. 7) pleasure you, without anything in return. 8) alway

Actual Headlines....
Actual Headlines...... Miners Refuse to Work After Death. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant. Stolen Painting found by Tree. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 years in Checkout Stand War Dims Hope for Peace. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It may Last a While. Couple Slain, Police Suspect Homicide. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge. New Study of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Local High School Dropout Cut in Half. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery, Hundreds Dead.

Actual Church Bulletin (a Must Read)
OKay a little explination here...for this one, you have read it and think about it for a minute, this is an actual church bulletin that came from a local church. I think they packed a month into one bulletin, however, this is how it was, copied and pasted here untouched, and in it's original form, so take a min and read it, I'm sure you'll see why it's so damn funny. Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done. The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning. The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy." Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy. Thursday night P

Actual Announcements Taken From Church Bulletins.
Actual Announcements Taken From Church Bulletins. 1. Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help. 2. Thursday night -- Pot luck supper. Prayer and medication to follow. 3. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. 4. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. 5. The rosebud on the alter this mourning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer. 6. Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early. 7. Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in his study. 8. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the alter. 9. The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in. 10. Next Sunday

Actual Classified Ads
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Actually Had A Good Day Today
Well, mostly. I was told that I would be transfered to the store I wanted to go to. But not right away. They still have to sort out who is going to be moved where and when to replace me. Finally there is at least a small glimmer of hope in the future. Hopefully I can extend my streak of good days to two. If anybody actually reads this thanks and have a wonderful night.

Actual Car Accident Statements
Man Driver: I had been driving my car for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had the accident. Woman Driver: The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of skid by steering it into the other vehicle. Woman Driver: I saw the slow moving, sad face, old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car. Man Driver: The other car attempted to cut in front of me, so I, with my right front bumper, removed his left rear tail light. Woman Driver: I had been learning to drive with power steering I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way. Man Driver: I was backing my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck several times before. Man Driver: I was on my way to the doctor's with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident. Woman Dr

Actual First Time
Well my first time I had sex... yep.. i was 17 (i was waiting for the right one LOL) and it was my girlfriend at the time we had been dating for about 8 months at that point. We had taken a walk after school thru this nature retreat that was just a block from my school. As we walked (it was about 4 in the afternoon.) we cam upon on of these like huts. There for sitting in a watching the wildlife with out disturbing the wildlife. The windows are just kind of slits.. well we were starting to make out and things got pretty hot.. i had taken off her shirt and was well having some fun when she just un did my pants and starting stroking me. so well folloing suit I undid her pants and got my hand wet.. and boy was it wet. next thing I know our pants are off and she is sitting in my lap going to town.. now I wish I could say that I lasted hours and we went at it for ever.. but really it was my dam first time.. it was like about 1 min tops.. plus she had just given me a hand job for like 10

Actual Size.............
Think of this as a cautionary tale. Say there’s a spark between us. You’re funny. You might be a little bit dominant. We’re talking. You start talking about what you might like to do to me and with me. You tell me about doing these things with your “big cock.” I might playfully ask, “Oh?” (I’m wondering whether all men, in this context, describe their cocks as big. Oh, and hard. And maybe … hot. They’re such standard adjectives that they might be meaningless.) Say, though, you tell me it’s 9 inches long and — even better — thick. You ask if I like being stretched wide. Why, yes! I do. That spark is definitely igniting. I’m really looking forward to this. I’m fantasizing about it. I’m developing … expectations. Say, though, that when the time comes, your cock is not that big. Oh, it’s a respectably sized cock. Filling. It rubs my G-spot well and doesn’t make my jaw ache. In other words, just great. Not disappointing in the least. Except it’s not as bi

Actual News Article
Police say man tried to steal two cows, two goats by squeezing them into Fiat JOHANNESBURG, South Africa (AP) — Police in rural South Africa found two cows and two goats being transported in a compact car barely large enough for four people. The blue Fiat Uno was impounded Thursday after residents alerted police in a town in northern KwaZulu-Natal, the South African Press Association reported. Capt. Jabulani Mdletshe, a police spokesman, said that when the officers arrived, the driver had loaded the animals into his vehicle and was trying to speed away. He eventually stopped the car after being unable to outrun the police, and fled into the nearby bushes, SAPA said. The cows and goats were handed over to an animal theft unit.

Actual Answering Machine Message
Answering machine message 145 Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

Actual Signs Seen In Public Places
A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago: Do not activate with wet hands. At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment. At A Laundry Shop: How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory? At a Music Store: Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner. At a number of US military bases: Restricted to unauthorized personnel. At a pizza shop: 7 days without pizza makes one weak. At a Santa Fe gas station: We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container. At a tire shop in Milwaukee: Invite us to your next blowout. At a Towing Company: We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows. At a Used Car Lot: Second Hand cars in first crash condition. At an Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents? At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place. At the electric company: We would be delig

Actual Call Center Conversations!
Samsung Electronics Caller: 'Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?' Operator: 'I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about.' Caller: 'On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?' --------------------------------------------------------------------- Tech Support: 'I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.' Customer: 'OK.' Tech Support: 'Did you get a pop-up menu?' Customer: 'No.' Tech Support: 'OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?' Customer: 'No.' Tech Support: 'OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?' Customer: 'Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'.' ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Tech Support

Actual School Absence Excuses From Parents
ACTUAL SCHOOL ABSENCE EXCUSES FROM PARENTS (SUPPOSEDLY)-- INCLUDING SPELLING. *My son is under a doctor's care today and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. *Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. *Dear School: Please ekscuse John for being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33. *Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating. *Please excuse Roland frrom P.E. for a few days. Yesterday, he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip. *John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. *Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part. *Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins. *Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels. *Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diahre, dyrea, direathe, the shits. *Please excuse Tommy for

Actual Australian Court Docket 12659---case Of The Pregnant Lady
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Comin' and I grinned." "Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile. "Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself." "BUT, your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said,

Actual Civil War History From A History Book From 1878
The Illustrated University History, 1878, p. 504, tells us that the southern states swarmed with British agents. These conspired with local politicians to work against the best interests of the United States. Their carefully sown and nurtured propaganda developed into open rebellion and resulted in the secession of South Carolina on December 29, 1860. Within weeks another six states joined the conspiracy against the Union, and broke away to form the Confederate States of America, with Jefferson Davis as President. The plotters raided armies, seized forts, arsenals, mints and other Union property. Even members of President Buchanan’s Cabinet conspired to destroy the Union by damaging the public credit and working to bankrupt the nation. Buchanan claimed to deplore secession but took no steps to check it, even when a U.S. ship was fired upon by South Carolina shore batteries. On a similar note here are some other points about the civil war: “Whenever any form of government b

Actually More Like Scared
today was actually a pretty good day..since John has been here the girls are starting to mind a little better so it is getting easier to clean this house.but yea it was a pretty good day until about seven when we heard from my grandmother who has a form of bone cancer...which has spread.she has been going through chemo and radiation treatmeants for awhile and they arent helping...they have had to call hospice in to help out with her and it scares me..my grandmother and i have our differences but in all honesty she is my grandma and i love her very much..even if she preaches at me a little more then the others that is just who she is..she is the rock in this family when my grandfather passed away it was her holding all of us together instead of us holding her together ya know...there are a couple family members that iam really worried about if anyting happens to her...one my brother, she is the one who raised him and he relies on her for way too much and my aunt because well grandma is

Actual Comments Made
Part 1. These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded (but, boy, are these funny!) 1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. 2. I would not allow this student to breed. 3. Your child has delusions of adequacy. 4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. 5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. 6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together . 7. This child has been working with glue too much. 8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell. 9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming. 10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. 11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others. 12. The wheel is turning bu

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An Actual Compliment
"You are one cool girl. We'll never meet but wanted to pass along my good wishes to you. i would think that you could meet several great guys." got this message yesterday. i kinda like it. it came from a 48 year old bisexual male who considers himself a sub--according to his profile. I don't think those characteristics reflect any on the compliment, though.

The Actual Stats At To My Former Employment
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Leo Your element: Fire Your ruling planets: The Sun Symbol: The Lion Your stone: Peridot Life Pursuit: To lead the wayVibration: Radiant EnergyLeo's Secret Desire: To be a star Description:Love triumphs over all for this sign, which is ruled by the heart and operates from this dimension too. Leo's are born fortunate. Charismatic and positive-thinking they attract not only an abundance of friends and opportunities, but manage to survive life's stormy times with style and good humour. Once a Lion is committed to a relationship, they are totally devoted and faithful. Should their heart or trust be broken they never forgive or forget. When a relationship breaks down (even a long standing one) they can disappear into the sunset without a backward look. Leos can cut ties, and leave others heartbroken, but usually there is a good reason why they have broken a tryst. For a Leo, when a relationship is over, really over, it is over for good. There are three levels of soul-evolution of the

Actualization
i feel im watching the world and its in slow-motion. i see the social parasites sniffing out new hosts. i observe with disdain the machinations of the spiritually-challenged, the emotionally stunted, the unenlightened. i cringe while in the presense of the oblivious wretched masses, their ignorant slurs, disjointed vernacular, lazy attempts at commnication. im appalled by what passes for acceptable behavior. where has this species gone wrong? who told people to ignore it and hope its just a "phase"?for there is not a carpet big enough to sweep this horrifying trend underneath. the right ones dont speak and the wrong ones wont shut the fuck up. i hope it wont be a war between the races. i hope its a war between the cognitively sound and the fucking braindead human filth that are slowing draining this world of all light and warmth.i wish to close my eyes sometimes so i wont see too much and then wont care, block it all out and end up like THEM.

Actual Insurance Claim Statements
The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where car drivers attempted to summarise the details of an accident in the fewestpossible words. Some of these are VERY old, in fact I remember my Mother(who used to work for an insurance company) showing me some of these about20 years ago. I haven't seen them for a long time, so maybe they will be new to you or at least raise a laugh (which is our hope). Enjoy:I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.In an attempt to kill a fly I drove into a tel

Actual Meaning Of "wifey"? ?
wifey means to have a girl that you know is gonna be ya girl for life. you're basically righ that it means to have a girl who feels like a wife to you Wifey A woman that you treat right, respect and feel good having her as your girl. More than just your girl. I HAVE A WONDERFUL WIFEY. SHE IS MY BEST FRIEND. AND ALL YOU HATERS CANT TAKE THAT AWAY FROM US...

Actual Exchanges Between Pilots And Control Towers (repost)
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An Actual Craig's List Personals Ad .....fuckin Funny As Hell
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Actual Comptia Sy0-201 Exam Sheets, You Pass Guaranteed!
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Kicking Baby Considered to be Healthy Bush Argues That Economy is Fundamentally String Crack Found on Governor's Daughter Navy Changes Skirt Policy, Making Apparel Optional Stolen Painting Found by Tree Dead Officer on Force for 18 Years Headless Body Found in Topless Bar (thanks to Larry) State Dinner Featured Cat, American Food All Utah Condemned to Face Firing Squad Robber Holds Up Albert's Hosiery Chinese Apeman Dated Reagan Wins on Budget, but More Lies Ahead Woman Kicked by her Husband said to be Greatly Improved Former Man Dies in California MacArthur Flies Back to Front Shut-Ins Can Grow Indoors with Lights Deer Kill 17,000 Court to Try Shooting Defendant Lucky Man Sees Pals Die Passengers Hit by Cancelled Trains New Vaccine To Contain Rabies Lucky Victim Stabbed Three Times Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge President of Company Says, "Stud Tires Out" Arson Suspect Held in Massachusetts Fire Bridge Held Up By Re

Actual Headlines
Kicking Baby Considered to be Healthy Bush Argues That Economy is Fundamentally String Crack Found on Governor's Daughter Navy Changes Skirt Policy, Making Apparel Optional Stolen Painting Found by Tree Dead Officer on Force for 18 Years Headless Body Found in Topless Bar (thanks to Larry) State Dinner Featured Cat, American Food All Utah Condemned to Face Firing Squad Robber Holds Up Albert's Hosiery Chinese Apeman Dated Reagan Wins on Budget, but More Lies Ahead Woman Kicked by her Husband said to be Greatly Improved Former Man Dies in California MacArthur Flies Back to Front Shut-Ins Can Grow Indoors with Lights Deer Kill 17,000 Court to Try Shooting Defendant Lucky Man Sees Pals Die Passengers Hit by Cancelled Trains New Vaccine To Contain Rabies Lucky Victim Stabbed Three Times Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge President of Company Says, "Stud Tires Out" Arson Suspect Hel

Actual Event
I went to pick my daughter up from work the other night and got there too early so to kill some time I did a lil light shopping for easter while the store was kinda light on the crowd level. I went to put my haul in the car and while returning the basket to the building, a young lady in a van pulled along side me kinda slow and asked if she could ask me something... I thought 'she needs my basket or needed help getting the car seat attached to the basketso it wouldn't fall off' wouldn't be the first time. So like I was raised to do , I went to help the young lady. She pulled into a parking space and got out and walked up to me , she looked extremely nervous , understandable as I am not the most inviting looking guy in the world. Some people will deliberately cross to the other side of a large aisle to avoid me sometimes. I knew there was something wrong from the git go but tryed helping anyways. As she told me why she'd asked to talk to me I couldn't help but pay attention to h

Actual Australian Court Docket 12659 -- (repost)
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, 'Well your Honor, it was like this: when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself. But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign tha

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Act Your Age
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Acupressure
Practitioners of Oriental medicine believe that vital energy has a definite, predictable route throughout the body. It flows along pathways that traverse the body in a fixed pattern somewhat like the network of a complex railway system. These pathways are divided into major routes called meridians, which are named for the organ or function they serve. On these routes are numerous “tiny points” called acupunture or acupressure points where the energy comes to the surface of the body. It is interesting to note that modern electronic instruments makes Kirlian photography possible which now enables us to locate acupuncture/acupressure points precisely. This has proven that the points are exactly where the ancient Chinese showed them to be. These points respond to any change in the flow of vital energy. They appear to act somewhat like resistors in an electrical current by adjusting the speed and power of the flow. The response is a kind of fluid elasticity that tightens or slackens as nece

Acupuncture
How in the heck was acupuncture developed? Was there a time when people actually thought sticking needles in someone was great fun? Probably. I always figured it had to be something weird. I bet some Chinese prison was torturing someone, but instead of hurting him, the more they poked, the better he felt. "Wow," he'd say, "My headache is gone! I can run again -- I haven't done that since I lost both of my legs. My vertebrae all seem to be in alignment, and my impotence problem is gone, too! Thanks, guys!"

Acupressure!
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Acupuncture
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Acute Myelogenous Leukemia
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Acwuired Nemesis
I have these things, That trouble me. They won't go away, No matter how much I plea. A list of disorders, I consume in my life. Some give me pain, Others give me strife. Schizophrenia and Bipolar, Manic and Psychotic Depression. My Isolectic disease, Kills my expression. Social Phobia, OCD, Both disorders of anxiety. Some I was born with, Some acquired from society. Oppisitional Defiant Disorder, And Cannabis Dependence. With all these meds I'm taking, I still have no independence. I take Seroquel and Risperdal, Both antipsychotic medication. All these chemicals in my head. Such a large combination. Amitryiptyline, Wellbiutrin XL. Two antidepressants I take, That puts me in a spell. Trileptal is for Bipolar, 900 milligrams of it a day. I took three other meds, But they took all those away. I've been in three institutes, I spent in all of them in total of three years. Ever since I left Ridgview, I couldn't shed a tear. I've done jail time for my crimes, I've laughed at every one. I've b

~ A Dad's Poem ~
A Dad's Poem Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why He wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school, eager to tell them all. About a dad she never see a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats. One by one the teacher called, a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them was s

Adagio Etude
Drinking in the crisp clean waters of the pianist next to me. Soaking up the worldly pleasures of the female melody. My mind and heart so parched from a lack of lust. Graciously devouring all offerings to me mechanical, obligatory. My new companion tinks away at the ivories. Assuring me, that all might not be well, but all is as it should be. Maybe, if I'm lucky- The music will make love to me, while her body makes music My trained, but curious fingers blundering about in the darkness. Chords, solos, duets. Complex arias tickled accidentally, and sour notes bashed cantankerously. All in an experiment. No discipline. No style emerging. All just a self gratifying exploration in exercise. Wait strike that reverse it. As I bite into sweet smelling flesh, I recall that I have things to do today. A momentary catastrophic blip on my relaxing wasted afternoon. Another day perhaps. Another lesson, maestra?

Adagio Breezes Fill My Skin With Sudden Red
The First Taste -Fiona Apple I lie in an early bedThinking late thoughtsWaiting for the blackTo replace my blueI do not struggleIn your webBecause it was myAim to get caughtBut daddy longlegsI feel that I'm finallyGrowing wearyOf waiting to beConsumed by youGive me the first tasteLet it beginHeaven cannot wait foreverDarling, just start the chaseI'll let you winBut you mustMake the endeavour

Adair And Aurora- Eudorian Leaders
*note: Click pic for full screen version of the art* This is to kind of tell a little bit more about them. One of my favorite pairings in the novel- they are the main focus in the first book of my series. Both of Adurian (light) blood, Adair Hart- eldest of a set of twins, is trained to be the future King of Eudora. Aurora Phoenix was the only living heir to Dominik who was the leader and Master of the Cerean Clan living just outside the palace gates. A war devastates the country leaving Adair to take the throne before he was ready. Aurora and her friends opt to go against Dominik's order and side with Adair against his Uncle and enemy, Lord Theron. As the flames of war continue to grow, eventually so do the flames of passion that spark between the fated leaders. It is a pairing Lord Theron cannot allow to happen... But can he really stop it before they join to create the power needed to destroy him?

Adalia Lyrics
She wraps her tragic moments tightly around her neck Then she hangs herself with them as i try to disconnect Cuz she wants to choke on her life again Breathing it in like a deadly poison. She cries cuz she's lost and she doesn't even know what she wants Her eyes go cold and she begs the world to just let her go She lives and breathes in a wrold that brought her to her knees And now i'm addicted to her cuz that girl is just like me And i'm gonna choke on her life again Im breathing it in like a deadly poison. Cuz i just want to get through to her, Before her last breath. She cries cuz she's lost and she doesn't even know what she wants Her eyes go cold and she begs the world to just let her go She cries cuz she's lost and she doesn't even know what she wants And she hides all alone inside the pain that she wont let go Watching her life pass her by, watching it all through her watering eyes But i'll be chasing dragonflies from her darkest skies until the day she

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Adam's First Time
Adam's First Time Author Anonymous. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We'd spoken for weeks, one of those someone, told someone, told someone that I wanted to talk about this. I didn't understand what I was feeling, I just knew that the hair on my neck stood up when I heard about it. She had been wonderful, not entirely what I expected. She was concerned, patient, and comforting. After all the discussion she finally agreed to meet. I arrived promptly at 9. She stresses that promptness was not an option. Actually I arrived about 20 minutes early, but I sat in the car until 2 minutes till 9 and then went to the door. She asked me not to wear anything special, just to be comfortable in. I chose my customary nice T-shirt, my best pair of faded jeans, and my favorite Docksiders. Her front porch was dimly, although adequately lit, and in the foyer just beyond the stained glass of the door, I could see candles. Suddenly I felt quit

Adam
So God calls to Adam and says, "Adam, I have some good news and some bad news. What do you want to hear first?" Adam replies, "The good news." God answers, "Well, the good news is I gave you a penis and a brain." Then Adam says, "OK, so what's the bad news?" And God says, "I only gave you enough blood to operate one at time."

Adam And Eve
by Marjorie Pickthall When the first dark had fallen around them And the leaves were weary of praise, In the clear silence Beauty found them And shewed them all her ways. In the high noon of the heavenly garden Where the angels sunned with the birds, Beauty, before their hearts could harden, Had taught them heavenly words. When they fled in the burning weather And nothing dawned but a dream, Beauty fasted their hands together And cooled them at her stream. And when day wearied and night grew stronger, And they slept as the beautiful must, Then she bided a little longer, And blossomed from their dust.

Adam & Eve
God Said, "Adam, I Want you to do Something for me." Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?" God said, "Go down into that valley." Adam said, "What's a valley?" God explained it to him. Then God said, "Cross the river." Adam said, "What's a river?" ! God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill......." Adam said, "What is a hill?" So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave" Adam said, "What's a cave?" After God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a Woman. Adam said, "What's a woman?" So God explained that to him, too. Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce." Adam said, "How do I do that?" God first said (under his breath), "Geez....." ! And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well. So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds th

Adam And God
God Said, "Adam I Want you to do something for me." Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?" God said, "Go down into that valley." Adam said, "What's a valley?" God explained it to him. Then God said, "Cross the river." Adam said, "What's a river?" ! God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill..." Adam said, "What is a hill?" So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave." Adam said, "What's a cave?" After God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a Woman." Adam said, "What's a woman?" So God explained that to him, too. Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce." Adam said, "How do I do that?" God first said (under his breath), "Geez....." ! And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well. So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the rive

Adam
Well, today Adam is moving out of our home, leaving my daughter and I here. That's fine, but I already miss him, and I don't want him to move out. The facts are: We argued too much about dumb things, I allowed my emotions take over, and made matters worse, and he said I have a habit of pushing him away and pulling him back, and he knows that it's because of my 4 depressions. I hate that, having 4 different depressions burdened on me all at once, taking control over my life, and now I'm losing Adam out of my life living wise. He's not the only one sick of my emotions taking over and getting the best of me, I'm tired of it myself, and I wish I could just be rid of them and be normal. Things'll probably get better for the both of us now that we're not living together as friends, and I surely hope that they do, because we both agreed that we don't want to be out of each others lives permanetly, but living together is making it impossible for us to deal with each other and the unneces

Adam And Eve
Seems God was just about done with creating the universe but he had two extra things left over in his bag so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told them that one of the things he had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you would like that." Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that. It seems just the sort of thing a man should be able to do. Please. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me." On and on he went like an excited little boy. So Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he should have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee while standing up and he was so excited. He whizzed on the bark of a tree and then went off to write his name in the sand, laughing with delight all the while. God and Eve watched him for a moment and then God said to Eve, "Well, he

Adam Chrismer
ADAM he was very shy until you got to know him then you couldnt shutup him for anything i met adam from one of my cousin's boyfriends i went to school with his 2 older brothers but never had anything to do with him until he came to my house one day then after that we started hanging out alot more he would come over almost everyday we would listen to the radio or dance together most of the fun was we use to sit and make fun of my sister , his family didnt have alot of money so he would come to my house for dinner and he would pay us back by cutting the grass for us i still remember his smile he had he always look like he was up to something and most of the time he was lol you could always tell he was ready to say something or if he was lying i remeber him always trying to get my sister to buy him a pack of Cigs all the time just remember this is a 11 yr old boy lol But she never did i was 15 at the time i loved hanging out with him but then again he was always to young

Adam And Eve Were Set Up!!... By God!
WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN (*thnx Liis!) (AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN) To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students... here is something to make you chuckle. Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was "DON'T!" "Don't what?" Adam replied. "Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said. "Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit!" "No Way!" "Yes way!" "Do NOT eat the fruit! " said God. "Why?" "Because I am your Father and I said so! " God replied, wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants. A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was t

Adam
ADAM YOU ARE THE MOST WONDERFUL MAN IN THE WORLD. YOU HAVE CHANGED MY LIFE IN SO MANY WAYS IN JUST A SHORT TIME. THE MEMORIES WE HAVE MADE WILL ALWAYS BE IN MY HEART AND I KNOW WE HAVE MANY MORE TO MAKE. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINING OF THE REST OF OUR LIFE. TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION.... YES BABY I WILL MARRY YOU! I CANT WAIT TIL YOU ARE HOME FOR GOOD AND IN MY ARMS EVERY NIGHT. WAKING UP TO YOU MAKES MY DAY WORTH GETTING UP FOR AND SEEING YOU SMILE AGAIN MEANS EVER MORE TO ME. IM GLAD I AM ABLE TO MAKE YOU HAPPY AND KEEP YOU THAT WAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. I LOVE YOU TIL THE DAY I DIE AND AFTER. LOVE YOUR SHORTY AND SOON TO BE WIFE. JO

Adam's Memorial
06/17/2007 Lasting Tribute: Community's love builds court in memory of Adam Elliott By JOHN T. EBERTH , Olean Times Herald Logan Harris rebounds a basketball as other members of the Elliott family take the first shots at the new court in Portville Saturday. The Adam Elliott Memorial Court was dedicated in memory of Adam who died on July 30, 2006, following an accident at Letchworth State Park. Photo by Daniel LeBlanc PORTVILLE - The Elliott family has a tradition. Once a year they take a backpacking trip to some remote location not far from their Portville home. Dad Dave Elliott said the tradition began when his son Adam was about 9. On that first trip, he said Adam soon became weary of lugging a backpack through the wilds of Pennsylvania. Like any good dad would, Mr. Elliott agreed to carry Adam's pack for him. Adam raced ahead of the family. "Instantly there was a change. The burden had been lifted and Adam took off like a deer," Mr. Elliott remembers.

Adam & Eve And Sex Ed
There was a schoolteacher in the little old school which was teaching sex ed. The class was comprised of only 8 students, due to the size of the school. One of the little girls there asked, "According to the Bible, it says that Adam came first, then Eve. The teacher replied, "Yes, dear, that is true, according to the Word Of God." The girl responded, "Daddy always told me it is Ladies before Gentlemen. Didn't that rule apply during the Creation time?" The teacher gets a smile on her face... she said, "Dearie, Adam came first -- trust me! And every man since him came first, too!"

Adam And Eve
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Adam And Eve
SouthernSl... September 5, 2007 @ 6:33 pm Lets travel life's journey hand in hand, You be my Girl and I'll be you man. Some may say we're crazy,but they don't realize, I can see forever in your eyes. Just like when GOD made man, and he gave him the world, But saw there was something missing so he made him a girl. That's how it all began, One woman and one man. And just like when GOD made Adam Eve, You complete my world for me. Your all my dreams come true, And I wanna spend forever loving you.

Adam Sandler ~ Wanna Grow Old With You
I wanna make you smile whenever you're sad Carry you around when your arthritis is bad All I wanna do is grow old with you I'll get your medicine when your tummy aches Build you a fire if the furnace breaks Oh it could be so nice, growing old with you I'll miss you Kiss you Give you my coat when you are cold Need you Feed you Even let ya hold the remote control So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink Put you to bed if you've had too much to drink I could be the man who grows old with you I wanna grow old with you

Adam
Realistic Cock! (Unknown) Adam had'm, so he did, right enough! Adam was the first man so we're led to believe, T'was in the Garden of Eden where he bumped right into Eve, There was no one to show them but they quickly found the way, And that's the very reason why we're singing here today.

Adam Does Eve
Adam Does Eve by emilyrose © I remember the first Earth Day, April 22, 1970. I was a senior in high school and had just turned eighteen the day before. All my friends were going to cut class and go to the festivities being held at Belmont Plateau in Philadelphia. I'd never cut a class before but I was determined not to be left behind. A bunch of us piled into my friend's '63 Dodge Dart that was parked three blocks away from school. We all knew we had to be back before four o'clock so we wouldn't miss the last bus for home. It was a great group of friends and looking back now, almost thirty six years later, I'm amazed at how much has changed. There were no cell phones; nothing more than ears were ever pierced and only on girls; most of us had never seen, let alone smoked a joint; none of us had ever seen or touched 'it'. ('It' being 'his thing') It was a car full of six very innocent teenage girls. We finally found our way to the park after getting lost numerous times and park

Adam And Eve, The Real Story
--Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children. and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. "She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it." Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?" God replied, "An arm and a leg." Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?" Of course the rest is history..........

Adam
ADAM is a VERY solid bro to me. He is interested in some pen-pal correspondence (FEMALES ONLY). Any women interested can contact me (KouBoi) for more information. I will require you to send a letter to me (proving you are serious), which I will forward to him. He will choose who he wishes to reply back to. A 4X6 photo is encouraged, but be sure there is no nudity, drugs, alcohol, or obscene gestures (middle fingers, ect.). I will explain more upon inquiries.

Adam And Eve
In the Garden of Eden, as everyone knows, Lives Adam and Eve, without any clothes. In this garden, were two little leaves, One covered Adam's, one covered Eve's. As the story goes on, nevertheless to say, The wind came along, and blew the leaves away. At the sight, Adam did stare, There was Eve's treasure, all covered with hair. And wonder came, under Eve's eyes, As Adam's thing, started to rise. They found a spot, that suited them best, A nice big tree, where they began to rest. Her legs spread wider, and wider apart, While thrill after thrill, came into her heart. The head of Adam's thing, peeked into the hold, And filled her with passion, beyond her control. Backward and forward, his thing did slide, And Eves treasure, was all wet inside. The joy was good, she wouldn't let loose, Until Adam's thing, was all out of juice. Then through the years, people did screw, And now it's time, for me and you. So pull down your pants, and lay in the gra

Adam & Eve?
You know if you are togeather with someone the same sex as you, you are a very sick person. GOD made Adam and Eve--not Adam and Steve!! MTV sometimes has shows on that have queers on it. The FCC should shut them down because of the message that we as a people are sending our children when they view this kind of shit! Adolph Hitler was correct with his ideas and thoughts. And then we have the liberals who think, "well as long as they leave me alone". You are just as sick as the queers if not sicker! If these sick fucks cant be helped the Government should dispose of them in a gas chamber--see Im not that cruel--theyll just go to sleep and this will solve a major problem once and for all. I HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS!

Adam
Well, wow. Where to begin this... I went to hang out with Adam right? And, just, hanging out with him was so awesome. I mean, he, is so incredibly sweet. And, like, FUN to be around... I'm comfortable around him. He, makes me smile, and he doesn't even realize it. And, he was holding my hand, and doing the little, like rubbing thing, ya know, ya do when you're holding hands with someone... I was just like... wow. And, I'm comfortable with him. Thats the BIG thing here... I'm comfortable with him. I really, really like this guy. AANNDD, then.... we started like making out... aaaannnnndddd for the record.... OMG he's an amazing kisser... And, that led... to, well... us having sex. Which, SOOOO, wasn't my intention. I wasn't just, hanging out with him to have sex with him. It, kinda, just, happened... But... WOW. He is amazing in bed. Like... yeah. I mean, wwooww... seriously. Its hard to explain in words... but, It was fucking amazing. And, ttthheeennn after all of that, like, wwo

Adam And Eve
We used to swim the same moonlight waters Oceans away from the wakeful day My fall will be for you My love will be in you If you be the one to cut me I`ll bleed forever Scent of the sea before the waking of the world Brings me to thee Into the blue memory My fall will be for you My love will be in you If you be the one to cut me I will bleed forever Into the blue memory A siren from the deep came to me Sang my name my longing Still I write my songs about that dream of mine Worth everything I may ever be The Child will be born again That siren carried her to me First of them true loves Singing on the shoulders of an angel Without care for love n` loss Bring me home or leave me be My love in the dark heart of the night I have lost the path before me The one behind will lead me Take me Cure me Kill me Bring me home Every way Every day Just another loop in the hangman`s noose Take me, cure me, kill me, bring me home Every way, every day

Adam
Well, last night I was over at Adam's and his little nephews were over there. The older one is a little older than Alexis, and the baby is like 3 months... and OMFG, i forgot how much fun little babies are... and he is sooo freaking adorable! I was like, AAWWW!!!! It seriously made me want another baby! Terrible how that works. Stupid estrogen... lol But he is so so freaking cute! And then, i over slept this morning, didn't wake up til 610, and then fell back asleep at home... until freaking 1130 when a text from adam woke me up... craziness... too much sleep today... BUT, I work from 3 til 11, and then i get to see my adam!!! god i'm so so freaking excited! I can't wait! I miss him so so much!!! *sigh* anyways, off to finish getting ready... (lunsh is being made for the girls right now...)

Adam Your In Our Thoughts N Prayers Hunny Love Cherie N Kage
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Adam & Eve
A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. 'Mama, look what I found,' the boy called out.'What have you got there, dear?'With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, 'I think it's Adam's underwear!

Adam
SO, I've been thinking a lot lately. About everything... me, my life, my kids, my boyfriend, my psycho ex husband who can not stop being a shit stain... Tonight, we were at the game, and he had his butt in my face, so I kicked him. Not even hard, just a little kick, and OMG you would have though I actually hurt him. He was all cussing at me, being an asshole. And then it dawned on me... OOOHHH yeah! Thats why I'm fucking divorcing him!! I mean, seriously, he acts like such an ass over everything... One min he's all like 'I just wanna see you happy' and the next min he's cussing at me. This being friends with him wears on my nerves after a while. But, thats life I guess... right? So, other than that... I've begun to feel lonely. LIke, I don't talk to my friends as much as I used to, mainly because i have been working and such. But, Chastine has her own drama going on, and Adam, works a lot, and then we dont spend as much time together as we used to. I mean, a lot of that is going

Adams Song
This is a story by an old friend of mine... very very sad... It was a cool fall day in late October... the sun shown through the blinds... it's too early I thought as I pulled the covers over my head... I felt the edge of the bed bend down.... and something crawl across it and sit on my stomach... "Mommy...Mommy wake up" a little voice came... I smiled... I threw the covers back and threw him on his back and began tickling him... he laughed and laughed as he tried to wiggle away... "where do you think your going?" I said as I pulled him back towards me... he laughed more and more as I tickled him... I finally let him get up... he jumped up and ran out of the room... I followed him yelling "I'm gonna get you"... he screamed and laughed... and ran into the living room... I ran back around through the kitchen and caught him... he laughed as I spun him around wrapping my arms around him... spinning around till we fell to the ground laughing... he looked down... at me and said "I love yo

Adam N 3v3in The Garden Of Eden,
In the Garden of Eden, As everyone knows, Lives Adam and Eve, Without any clothes. In this garden, Were two little leaves, One covered Adam's, One covered Eve's. As the story goes on, Never the less to say, The wind came along, And blew the leaves away. At the sight, Adam did stare, There was Eve's treasure, All covered with hair. And wonder came, Under Eve's eyes, As Adam's thing, Started to rise. They found a spot, That suited them best, A nice big tree, Where they began to rest. Her legs spread wider, And wider apart, While thrill after thrill, Came into her heart. The head of Adam's thing, Peeked into the hole, And filled her with passion, Beyond her control. Backward and forward, His thing did slide, And Eve's treasure, Was all wet inside. The joy was good, She wouldn't let loose, Until Adam's thing, Was all out of juice. Then down through the years, People did screw, And now it

Adam's Song
IN MEMORY OF MY NEPHEW 2-15-2000 Adam'S Song It's hard to deal With a loved one lost; more so with a child because of the cost. Their life cut short for no reason we see but that choice isn't left to either you or me. The pain it causes will remain for awhile, but when the memories start we can look back and smile. It's hard to accept when a child dies and we're only left with"hows"and"whys". So look for comfort in family and friends and the memmories you have will know no ends.

Adam
God Said, "Adam, I Want you to do Something for me." Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?" God said, "Go down into that valley." Adam said, "What's a valley?" God explained it to him. Then God said, "Cross the river." Adam said, "What's a river?" ! God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill......." Adam said, "What is a hill?" So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave" Adam said, "What's a cave?" After God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a Woman." Adam said, "What's a woman?" So God explained that to him, too. Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce." Adam said, "How do I do that?" God first said (under his breath), "Geez....." ! And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well. So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and find

Adam, The Missing Link
Marshall Klarfeld’s groundbreaking new book, “ADAM, THE MISSING LINK,” blows the lid off a closely-held package of historical and scientific facts proving that the human race was created by genetic engineering technology nearly a quarter of a million years ago. “This is the biggest news story of the century,” says Klarfeld, an engineer-turned-investigative researcher. “Once the public has seen the facts they can’t help but accept our history as descendants of extraterrestrial visitors. The evidence is overwhelming and irrefutable.” “ADAM, THE MISSING LINK” tells of mankind’s creation by an extraordinary species that occupied planet Earth 450,000 years ago. The book is complete with 145 photographs of the symbols and accomplishments of this highly advanced civilization, that makes Klarfeld’s new book a spellbinding and ultimately convincing account of non-fiction. “The artifacts left on earth are convincing evidence of this enormously intelligent species and their many accomplishm

Adam Walsh Murder Solved??
Florida police say Adam Walsh murder solved Buzz Up Send Email IM Share Digg Facebook Newsvine del.icio.us Reddit StumbleUpon Technorati Yahoo! Bookmarks Print By Jim Loney Jim Loney – Tue Dec 16, 7:36 pm ET Play Video CBS4 Miami – Family Gets Closure In Adam Walsh Case Play Video Video: Police say Fla. boy's 1981 murder is solved AP Play Video Video: Closure in 27-Year-Old Cold Case ABC News Reuters – Adam Walsh in an undated photo. The 6-year-old son of television crime show host John Walsh was kidnapped … MIAMI (Reuters) – Adam Walsh, the 6-year-old son of television crime show host John Walsh, was kidnapped and killed 27 years ago by a drifter who later died in jail, police in Florida said on Tuesday in closing the books on one of America's best-known unsolved crimes. The gap-toothed boy, famously pictured holding a baseball bat and wearing a red cap, went missing from the toy department of a mall in Hollywood, Florida, in July 1981. His head was found in a cana

Adam And Andy Gay Comic Strip
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Adam Gay
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Adam Gay Video Directory
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Adam Gaydos
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Adam Gaynor
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Adam
So I got the whole story about the dog we adopted. Yesterday night, my son was at the park, and he kept texting me and tellin me that this dog was following him around, and asking me if he could bring it home. At first I said no cause I figured it was a stray. Then my son calls me to come get him, so I walked down to the park, find my son with this sweet little puppy in hand. He procedes to tell me that his friend found the dog at the park in a box, so I went to the neighbors house to make sure it wasn't their dog. They said that there grandson brought it home, that he found it at the park, but they couldn't keep it. So we brought it home, and since then i've been contimplating on weather or not to keep it. I even mummed about it LOL...Well just a few minutes ago, my neighbor knocked on the door wanting to see the dog. So we went outside and walked over to her house and talked for a bit. Her grandson then tells me, that when he was at the park last night, that he actually saw the p

Adamyellow
Photos can depict the mood of the moment, the time of the day, and probably the finer details like facia l expression or colour of the clothes. But what we write is from within our heart.It’s a reflection of who we are and what we stand for. A writer has the magic in his pen to express his thoughts by puttingthem cleverly into words. The dispute between the two things as to what is closer to life will never end, but one thing that is for sure is that these are not life but the next closest things to it.There are instances in our life which are memorable and these vary form person to person. It may be the babies first steps for a mother, a moment of getting the first position for an athlete or it can be something as naïve as the first rain drops of rain pouring down after a long and exhausting summer.No matter what the occasion or event is if it has a special place for itself in your heart and if the image tingles your senses and leaves a smile on your face. It

Adam & God
Go d said, 'Adam, I Want you to do Something for Me.' Adam said, 'Gladly, Lord, what do You Want me to do?' God said, 'Go down Into that valley.' Adam said, 'What's a Valley?' God explained it to Him. Then God said, 'Cross the river.' Adam said, 'What's a River?' God explai

Adam Lambert!
I think this was a great performance. He reminds me of Madonna, Prince and Michael. I don't understand all the fuss. We see provocative performances all the time from rappers and half naked girls and some of Beyonce's performances have been questionable if you are going to take the high road. I think he is a great sin...ger and good performer which was more than some of the other performers on stage last night.

Adam Lambert's Advancing Of The Gay Agenda
Seems to me that the “queer stomping” was done on stage by Adam Lambert. When people act this badly, how can you blame normal, decent people for criticizing? Gays need to keep their sexual practices in the privacy of their own homes, not on stage and TV, not in parades down main street in San Francisco, just keep it private for God’s sake!! They are flaunting this and then expect us to remain silent. Just keep your private acts private…geez! How hard is that to understand? Satan is alive and well in the entertainment industry, and we are supposed to just smile tolerently and try to shield our children from the worst of it. Disgusting…filthy and terminally evil. By the way, MOST gays understand this and are decent people. I’m talking about the flaming liberal gays who think we all should love their lifestyles no matter how ugly and disgusting they act in public. They don’t realize that they are setting the gay agenda back by turning most peop

Adam Sandlers "whats Your Sign" Oh My Lanta It Cracks Me Up
Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk. Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick. Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit. Taurus (April 23 - May 22) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamned communist. Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick

Adam Melling Wins O'neill Cold Water Classic Scotland
The Australian-strong crowd of surfers supporting their friends from the reef were having trouble containing their excitement not only at the surfing on display but also at the quality of the sets coming in to this world-class left hand reef break. “It’s been great to have the finals day in the best waves of the event,” said contest director Matt Wilson “We have achieved the grand final at Thurso East which is exactly what we wanted.” The O’Neill Cold Water Classic Series Scotland by Swatch lived up to its reputation here in Thurso for 2009. It was definitely wild – with howling winds and hailstones integrated into the competition. There was no doubt that it was cold as the surfers covered themselves head to toe in the latest wetsuit gear and the spectators braved the winds in ugg boots, and outfits more often seen in the mountains than the sea, to watch all the action. And of course it was the most Northern surf contest on the planet. As

Adam And Eve
http://www.crystalinks.com/adameve.html Adam and Eve Eve is the feminine archetype - just as Adam represents the male. Eve carries the frequency of the goddess - creatrix on Earth - the high priestess - the source of creation. She is but a metaphor to help explain the polarity of our reality - the yin energies vs. the male yang energies - Adam. Much has been written about Eve and the metaphoric Garden of Eden. Our DNA genetic codes all trace back to one root source - the Seed of creation carried throughout time by the feminine aspects of this reality. That seed - Eve - Ovum is defined in the sacred geometry of creation and is part of each of us. Adam is the male component. Adam and Eve were the first man and woman created by God according to the Bible and the Quran. The story is told in the Torah's book of Genesis, chapters 2 and 3, with some additional elements in chapters 4 and 5. The main story elements are the creation of man and woman; the temptation and the Fall; th

Adam And Eve
ok 1st off no offence to you wonderful men out there but this is hella funny lol A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race start?" The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so all mankind was made." Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved." The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?" The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."

Adam And Summer’s Eve (repost)
Adam and Summer’s Eve (NSFW) Posted on January 20, 2011 by Helen Killer Filed in Art, Vaginas And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and also gave unto her husband with her, and he did eat. And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they had been naked. So she put Scrunchies in her hair and gave herself a landing strip. - Brazilians 4:20

- A Dance In The Rain -
- A Dance in the Rain - A light gray day Soft green grass The sky lightly opens And I watch her dance Soft droplets upon her cascade As she twirls and writhers The smile in my heart no mere façade As I watch the soft droplets play Upon Her naked flesh Outstretched arms...Upturned face She writhers and twirls A sensual vision of, stark naked, grace As my heart a’lights to the sight Of her eyes beaconing a come hither Request.

Adapting To Slavery
The following are some suggestions to make learning to become a slave easier: 1) Listen, observe and ask questions. Since there are new rules and norms that may be unfamiliar to you, listen carefully to verbal communication and observe non-verbal communication carefully and try to put them in proper context. Take note of all things that please and displease your Master. If possible, observing others is a great way to learn. You should not assume that you always know what is going on or that you understand what you hear or see. In order to be an effective slave, you must know what is expected of you. Failing to ask questions is often a mistake a new trainee makes. COMMUNICATION IS KEY TO SLAVERY. 2) Don’t overly evaluate or judge events or overly criticize yourself. You are learning a new way of doing and seeing things. Comparison to the vanilla way a relationship works does not always apply to a BDSM relationship. A slave is owned as property and as such must obey sometimes

Adaptation
Adaptation You cannot kill my passion It lives on for you everyday It yearns for you every minute You slap it in the face, by not cherishing it You stomp on it, but you cannot kill it It just keeps getting back up, dusting off the dirt and disappointment...and keeps coming at you No, you cannot kill my Love It is like water... When you try and slap it away, it surrounds you... Its softness will triumph over your hardness Malleable, it is unable to be controlled To control it, you must give into it, Then you will have control by adaptation Then you will feel the comfort of my tremendous Love jskins

Adapted
Three passions have governed my life: The longings for love, the search for knowledge, And unbearable pity for the suffering of [humankind]. Love brings ecstasy and relieves loneliness. In the union of love I have seen In a mystic miniature the prefiguring vision Of the heavens that saints and poets have imagined. With equal passion I have sought knowledge. I have wished to understand the hearts of [people]. I have wished to know why the stars shine. Love and knowledge led upwards to the heavens, But always pity brought me back to earth; Cries of pain reverberated in my heart Of children in famine, of victims tortured And of old people left helpless. I long to alleviate the evil, but I cannot, And I too suffer. This has been my life; I found it worth living.

Adaptation
You cannot kill my love... It is like water When you try and slap it away, it surrounds you Its softness will triumph over your hardness Malleable, it cannot be controlled To control it, you must give into it, Then you will have control by adaptation Then you will feel the comfort of my tremendous Love jskins

Adapting To Fubar
I'm so new to Fubar that it's all pretty surreal to me. Anyone who's been on Myspace knows it's a total crock to meet people there, or I should say members of the opposite sex. I really don't know what I'll get out of this. Been divorced for 5 months now after 6 years of marriage and I suppose this site is my answer for now.

An Adapted Story
with haunted lips and pointed finger tipsinkept hair and a devilish starethe beast of the night spreads his fright leaving the town in whiteWOLF- "a nibble on the neck is fine, turning blood to winethe skin tastes great but just wait-cuz the mind is the soul, the heart the goal and soon it will all be mine"so from house to house he goes, on each door he blowswith a great puff they fall down, except on made of browninside they cheer and chug their beerthree pigs with nothing to fearPigs-"its us you want to eat but you must admit your defeatgo on home and smoke a bonebut we will never be your treat"Wolf-"i will get in this place using my charm and graceyou cannot hide and i wont be deniedtonight i dine on your face"while the pigs continued to drink the wolf started to thinkthe light kicked on, a costume he'll donand he'll get those pigs of pinkWolf-"I'll dress as Gregg and deliver a kegthey'll get drunk as a skunkand for their lives they shall beg!"*knock knock*(pigs)"who's there?"(gregg

11-07-2008 "adate I Will Always Remember Fondly)
Let me preface this with an assurance that this is entirely truthful, I have no embellished the facts at all. The editorial comments however have been added as my actual thoughts at the time are unworthy of being recounted here. This morning I was up, bright and early, heading out to a regional staff meeting for the company that I work for, my peers and supervisors were all expected to attend. In my attempt to be economical, and the fact that the car was needed elsewhere, I had planned to use the local public transportation system. I had experienced this "system" before but never to travel such a great distance (12 miles as the crow flies, 35 as the bus, with a connection, ambles along). So I allowed plenty of extra time for the journey, I left the house at 7:30 am for a 10am meeting. When I was about half the distance between my home and the bus stop, I felt something wet against the back of my left leg. Curious as a three year old, I paused to take a look at this phenomina. se

Ad-aware 2007 7.0.1.3
With the ability to scan your RAM, Registry, hard drives, and external storage devices for known data-mining, advertising, and tracking components, Ad-Aware 2007 easily can clean your system, allowing you to maintain a higher degree of privacy while you surf the Web. Ad-Aware 2007 includes a redesigned engine, improved code sequence identification, incremental definition updates, one-click Web-history cleanup, multiple browser support, and other new features. Version 7.0.1.3 may include unspecified updates, enhancements, or bug fixes. http://www.download.com/3000-2144-10045910.html?part=69274&subj=dlpage&tag=button

9-12-06 A Day I Will Never Forget
on this day i found that my long time friend Mike (i use to live by him when i went up to canada) commited suicide i will miss him if you get the chance pray for him and his family ~fallen angel~

"a Day Late"
so let me get this straight say now you loved me all along? what made you hesitate to tell me with words what you really feel i can see it in your eyes you mean all of what you say i remember so long ago, see i felt that same way now we both have separate lives and lovers (and lovers) insignificantly enough we both have significant others only time will tell time will turn and tell we are who we were when could've been lovers but at least you're still my day late friend we are who we are who we were when who knew what we know now could've been more but at least you're still my day late friend we are who we are who we were when but thoughts they change and times they rearrange i don't know who you are anymore loves come and go and this i know i'm not who you recall anymore but i must confess you're so much more then i remember can't help but entertain these thoughts thoughts of us together we are who we were when could've been lovers but at least you're s

~a Day Without Laughter Is A Day Wasted~
A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A DAY WASTED!!! A man was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes. Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight. He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, "Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?" The blind lady replied, "No thanks, but maybe my dog would like to stretch his legs." Picture this: All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they

9/11...a Day No One Will Forget
Before getting involved with a soldier on fubar, I was a divorced mother of two going to school and working at a Wiley Publications as a Production Director. Having two brothers who serve the Military I have always had a lot of pride and love for those who serve. I have been fortunate to be able to be around them everyday as i go to work at the Army Hospital. When I heard about what happened that horrible day my heart broke, even though it wasnt me or my family or friends, your heart shatters, we were all attacked that day. That day our Military and other government branches were changed forever, I always say, never forget that day, i know i dont. Watching loved ones and friends go off to war is never pretty, nor is it easy to watch them go not knowing if there coming home again, no matter what there job may be. I have a high respect for what they do when there deployed and when there stateside. I go on post everyday, and see our soldiers walking, working, training. No one, not even m

Adblock And Fubar
I used to be able to use Adblockplus on Seamonkey (Mozilla, sort of) and on Firefox to destroy embedded objects that were dangerous to my browser's health *g* I am having more trouble doing that now. Either the latest version of Adblockplus works differently, or I'm forgetting something important that I installed in the filter set last time, or there's a virus of sorts- or a virus fullstopthat'sallfolks- that's landed, or... eh. Here, if I find the address of the embedding (the page it's on, not the exact address) I can add the address to the filters and stop such embeddings from appearing in future by treating them as advertisements. However, in the past, Adblock - while not blocking them - would count them as _blockable_ and if I hit command-shift-F (apple-shift-F) would block all blockable "objects". I found this very useful. No longer, apparently- and that is the main point I'm digressing around, by the way. (I wonder if it's a new version of Adblock that's doing this, or som

Adc Conversation
I love this!.. I thought some of you would especially appreciate this one! In addition to communicating with the local Air Traffic Control facility, all aircraft in the Persian Gulf AOR are required to give the Iranian Air Defense Radar (military) a ten minute 'heads up' if they will be transiting Iranian airspace. This is a common procedure for commercial aircraft and involves giving them your call sign, transponder code, type aircraft, and points of origin and destination. The originator had just flown with a guy who overheard this conversation on the VHF Guard (emergency) frequency 121.5 MHz while flying from Europe to Dubai .. It was just too good not to pass along. The conversation went like this... Iranian Air Defense Radar: 'Unknown aircraft you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself.' Aircraft: 'This is a United States aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace.' Air Defense Radar: 'You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace we will

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> Moshes♏Enforcer@In-Motion♫ Dangerous Curves Member™ > I am in an auction, and would love to give my fellow DC members a chance to come bid on me!! > Here is the link---> > > And the auction is open until Nov. 30th at 12pm EST. Check Her Out Ladies Show Her some love and bid on her!!

Add
OK, I think I figured out ADD. ADD is what happens when you make smart people act stupid for 8 hours a day and call it 'school'. The smarter you are, the worse it gets. The blossoming of ADD in the early nineties is a direct reaction to the tightening of authority in the school system and the severity of the symptoms are in direct proportion to the intelligence of the child. Not all intelligent children warp this way, but more and more of 'em are 'going there' as the schools get more and more nazi. I'm the canary in the fucking coal mine, people. Wake up and save your fucking children! "Let's see how bad we can stress these little fuckers out, man! Don't stop at school, schedual 'em from dawn to dusk!" Think there's no connection? Me neither.

A.d.d.
Ok, so when you lay around with a broken leg, you do alot of thinking out of pure boredom and you think of some pretty retarded shit. Here is my most recent thought brought on by boredom. The world as we know it revolves on capitalism. Currency, supply and demand, and big buisness make the world go round. Without money, the world would revert back to chaos. But what was the currency before paper and credit?....GOLD! Some dumbass one day thousands of years ago found a piece of gold and went "OOOO SHINEY!!!!" Then his even dumber friend walked by and went "OOOO SHINEY....i'll tade ya this basket of grain for that!".....and there you have it. The world as we know it today was caused by people with short attention spans running around picking up shiney rocks.

Add
Well, I just know I'm going to piss a lot of people off with this but that's ok. There are people that don't like me in real life either. I just saw a special on Attention Deficit Disorder, commonly known as ADD. It talked all about neurons, synapses, serotonin, bio-chemistry, etc. I believe all that, not discounting any of it. But I have another theory. We, as Americans in the 21st century, have been conditioned into nice neat little blocks of 30min, 1hour, and 2 hour increments of time. It's a known fact that Hollywood doesn't like to produce movies longer than 2 hours. The audience loses focus and loses track and THAT, is just not profitable. Television would rather run a mini-series than run the program all the way through, and save the bids for commercials after the response of the first epidsode. All about money. We tend to shy away from programs of substance and would rather see car chases and explosions, and murders. Anything to peak our interest. Kids rarely read today. DVDs,

A.d.d.
I wish I could get a shot and fix my damaged mind.... Take out all the insanity that fills it to the brim.... I hate the way it works, how it makes my life so hard... Making every day such a struggle, remembering the simplest of task... Leaving me feeling so worthless and confused, my self esteem so damaged... People make jokes, get frustrated, dont understand how helpless I feel... To them its a learning dissability, to me a disease taking my life piece by piece.. I keep seceret how bad it really is, that my memory worsens by the day.... I want to ask for help yet cant imagine what can make it right again... The anger overwhelms me at times, no control over it, addicted to meds... Write yourself a note, get a planner, too bad I misplace or forget both.... Everyday I try so hard, feeling so stupid, pretending it does not tear me apart... I just want to be normal, think like I should, react as others, not feel like a joke.. I look normal, I do nor

Add A Pic Of The Soldier In Your Life!
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Add A Thought!
so i'll start!.... 1) people who can't drive get on my fuckin nerves! 2) stop bitchin about it and do something to change it 3)relax! 4) i'm not here for cybersex...so don't even go there. 5) i make the best homemade apple pie...ever! 6) my granddaughter's nickname is peanut! 7) i love the blues 8) my lucky number is 0127 (long story)! lol 9) i lived in canada for 5 months 10) my son & i cast a spell together add any random thoughts you'd like just keep #4 in mind ok? lmao!

Add All Of The People In This Blog For What They Have Done For U
Pimp-My-Profile.com - Build a Slideshow You Fight For Our Freedom While We Sit At Home Leaving Your Families Out On Their Own Not Knowing When Or If You Will See Them Again Yet You Will Fight For Our Freedom Until We Win. Ask Nothing In Return For All That You Do. Now It's Our Turn To Support And Stay True. Your Thousands Of Miles Away In A Place Covered In Sand Fighting For Our Freedom, Country, And Land. Although Some Have Not Made It And They Payed Such A Price. They Gave It All Including Their life's . We Wanted You To Know How Much We Appreciate What You Have All Done Both Past And Present Since The First War Was Won.. Thank You For Your Service So Tried And So True Thank You For Fighting For The Red White And Blue Tracia Ann Harris Copyright ©2008 They Have Given Us So Much Don't You Think Its Time To Give Some Back? I Pledge To Love And Support All Members Of The Military I Will Do My Part And

Add Another Brick To The Wall
The skill or is it the human will? Self expression, or is it just mumbling words? To shock and thrill Loads of stories to unload coming like traveling herds The thoughts that strike anytime Anyplace about things and memories just cannot erase Often in tears only typing a few words at a time Where ever I roam i'm just in another place Right here night now, typing away The care and love of many things created from the heaven skies Often reflecting apon today or yesterday Many things I often realize Their is no vacation, often on the go Relaxation is just a myth Forever on tour, off to the next show No wonder my muscles are always stiff Burning the night oil is the term my parents say Once again they do not write, so they cannot understand I'm up writing and thinking as they sleep the night away Questions that need answers often to solve and demand Dream on, this I cannot change To show the world what is inside of me The things that appear so strange, a puz

Addams’ “devil Boy”
Jane Addams Devil Boy represents the ultimate evil which can beset a family that is ill-functioning and in some way works as a last resort threat to keep husbands in line. In a world where Women have no authority over men the respect for children and wife is difficult to demand of a husband especially in America around the turn of last century. The work force and society commits women to a second class status and women have few options to assert force or influence. Addams gives several reasons that correspond to the primal psychological need for such an example. Addams talks about how women have been abused or forcefully neglected and their babies have turned out mangled or injured at home and how this reflects innocents succumbing to the wrath of the Devil Boy curse. Addams also gives stories of women who cannot control their husbands and resort to perpetuating this primal fear in order to convince their family to function. Two of the ways that one finds this kind of fear to still

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Add A Usb Port To Your Usb Optical Mouse
The main reason for this hack was because I was too lazy to reach all the way over to my computer to plug in my USB flash drive. Amazing how laziness spawns some of the best ideas eh? Required: - USB Mouse - 2 Port USB hub, (NOT EXTERNALLY POWERED) - Soldering iron - Some solder - Wire cutter/Stripper - Flat head screwdriver (-) - Philips head screwdriver (+) - Permanent Markers, a few different colors is helpful - 1 USB female connector - 4 Wires, aprox 3 inches long, CAT5 Cable works good - Razor Knife (Utility Knife) - Electrical tape Step 1 Open the 2 Port USB hub, usually these are just glued together and easily popped open with a flat head screwdriver Step 2 When looking at a FEMALE USB CONNECTOR head on and up right, the pin on the right most side is ground MARK THE LOCATION OF GROUND ON THE BOARD NOW TOP _________ | &

Add Alaska And Oklahoma To The List
Wednesday, April 21, 2010 Add Alaska and Oklahoma to the List (Apologies to my readers for the multiple edits and revisions to my posts concerning health care reform. The story is a fluid one, with developments cropping up as quickly as I can report on them.)Alaska's Governor Sean Parnell and state Attorney General Dan Sullivan indicated Tuesday that the 'Last Frontier State' will be next to join Florida and twelve other plaintiff states in a federal lawsuit challenging the constitutionality of recently passed health care reform legislation.Also on Tuesday, leaders of both legislative houses in Oklahoma announced that they too will be filing a lawsuit against the federal government challenging the new law. President Pro Tempore of the State Senate Glenn Coffee along with Speaker of the State House of Representatives Chris Benge are filing their own suit instead of attempting to pass legislation that would force State Attorney General Drew Edmondson to f

Add But With Sounds
I've decided fubar is evil with the sounds in the bar tab (yes I'm fully aware they can be turned off but hen you don't know what's going on do you).. its like ADD but only instead of something shiny you hear something and then you check what it is. Then if its a message or new comment you look at it and while your looking at that something else pops up so you look at that.. so by the time your done lookign at the new things you've forgotten completely what the hell you were doing in the first place.. like I think I was rating someone's pics earlier before i wrote this.. not sure though

Add Color To Your Plate
Did you know that adding color to your plate may add years to your life? The natural pigments that make fruits and vegetables so colorful can also help protect your body from common diseases and illnesses as you age. Think color! The bright red of ripe tomatoes, strawberries, cherries, and cranberries; the brilliant orange of carrots; the vibrant green of kiwifruit and kale; and the dramatic purple of Concord grapes. Scientists in labs across the country have made astounding discoveries about the health benefits of highly pigmented fruits and vegetables, which contain disease-fighting compounds called phytonutrients. These powerhouses act as a rogue police force, fighting off free radicals that cause cancer and a host of other enemies that increase your risk of heart disease, diabetes, osteoporosis, and more. Here’s just a sampling of the health benefits of eating colorful fruits and vegetables. * The red in tomatoes helps reduce the risk of heart disease, prostate cancer,

Added More Stuff To My Profile!
I added some new pix in my random pixfolder,recreaional activities,and a new folder with pix of my daughter and family but is only veiwable by my LC family.Check It out and drop some comments.Thanks!

Addendum To Post From Last Night
Not that I got any sleep or anything (I exaggerate.) I'll be better soon. And right now I listen to a quartet by a favorite composer in a live broadcast, not something I get to hear so very often this piece except in recordings - I have one, which I heard back in college in its LP original and now have in its CD "remaster". Anyways. Checked Mutopia. They do not have a Mozart work I've already begun - his "Hoffmeister" quartet - dedicated to, written for, a publisher friend of his, his string quartet in D major "Koechel number" 499 written in mid-1786. (Net connection decides to go down... whee... now it's back up.) I suppose since I've already begun that one, I'll just have to help them there... (Lovely piece by the way. The article I began about it, changed and renamed since then though with the LilyPond file I added, is here.

Added New Cool Link To The Toolbar
i just added http://cherrytagz.com/ to the toolbar its a cool site has cherry comments and a skins generator use this like to download the toolbar if u want it http://cherrytap.OurToolbar.com

Addendum!
How nice! My first client has two little ones home with strep throat, so I don't have to go in quite so early. Yeah!! Not nice that they are sick however, lol! So, a few more greetings will be done this morning! Good deal! Hope the day goes according to plan for everyone! Much love and hugs to all! Blessings, one and all!

Addendum!
Grandson Tim, aka The Jailbird, has been sprung and is home again. Needless to say, he did not exactly enjoy his weekend in the Juvenile Detention Center. Said the food was lousy - big surprise there! Played lots of cards, I guess, lol. So it will be back to school tomorrow! I would like to think he learned something from all of this. But you never know with teenagers!! Blessings, all!!

Addendum
A few other things that get me hot... Seeing strong hands doing something kind... like holding a child, or petting an animal.. or playing an instrument.. damn that gets me fucking hot.... I love hands... Concern.. I love it when someone is concerned about me.. it's not the fact that they are worrying about me.. it's the fact that they think enough about me to be concerned about me.. so that is hot.. that goes with compassion too.. I guess.. But hey, no one said I couldn't be redundant Someone who isn't afraid to express their feelings..... that's hot.. Someone who gives a shit about someone else besides themselves.. that's fucking hot... Whew! I think I am done..

Addendum!
We now have blizzard warnings until Sunday night at 6 p.m. Oh, happy day!! And the snow is falling again. The weather experts, lol, say our total should be 18 to 20 inches! I hope they don't cancel school on Monday!

Addendum To Previous
It's a darn shame when you have to hide in your kid's room b/c the damn fool is ringing your doorbell and will not go away. I fear this is going to become much more serious than I had anticipated. Wish me luck on this one friends!

Addendum!
Forgot to mention I'm entering The Big Mike's Dragon tattoo contest. Don't usually enter contests of any kind but I thought I'd do this one! Don't know all the particulars yet. I'll pass it on when I know! There are so many absolutely stunning Dragon tattoos out there! Can't wait to see them all in one place, lol!

Addendum - India
This is mostly just for me. A repository, if you will. Facts & Quotes Concerning India INDIA’S INVENTIONS AND DISCOVERIES INVENTION OF NUMERALS “Numerals are found in the 3rd Century BC. This knowledge traveled to Europe and West. In Arab countries even now numerals are known as HINDSE : from India. La place, the French mathematician and physicist, wrote during Napoleon’s time, “It is India that gave us the ingenious method of expressing all numbers by means of ten symbols” -Prof. O.M. Mathew in Bhavan’s Journal INVENTION OF ZERO Brahmagupta was the first mathematician to treat Zero (0) as a number and showed its mathematical operations. INVENTION OF ARITHMETIC Arithmetic was discovered by Indians in about 2nd century BC. Bhaskaracharya’s book Lilavathi is regarded as the first book on modern arithmetic. The Arabs learnt and adopted it from India and spread it to Europe. “In 499 AD Aryabhatta finished his work Aryabhatta, giving rules of Arithmetic”. (Encyclopedia B

Addendum!!!!
I guess the Dragon Tattoo Contest starts this morning at 10 a.m. Eastern time! Yep, I'm entered, for what it's worth, lol! Anyone wishing to vote, comment bomb, pimp me out - go for it!! I will be at work all day, minus computer access. So, every man for himself, and God and Goddess for us all, lmao! Good grief! Thanks in advance to all my friends/family/fans! Love you all!!

Addendum To The Previous Post
Might I also add that people who type in all caps or people who TyPe lIkE tHiS should be shot? Or "plz rate me"...isn't that why you bought a goddamn blast?? Or people who don't know what a dictionary is for...it annoys the living shit out of me when people can't figure out how to spell shit, and then they put that in their name, which makes whatever they wanted to say fall flat because anyone who knows better is spending too much time pissing themselves laughing at their sheer stupidity for putting an obviously misspelled word in their display name. Ugh, I REALLY should have been an English teacher.

Added Some Pictures To My Profile
And also added blogs and bulletins;) Haven't been here in a while might a well make it worth your while and mine! Thanks for all the comments and compliments they are greatly appreciated;)

Addendum!!!!
I can't believe I forgot to mention the one male belly dancer!!!!!!! He joined a belly dancing group to meet women, lmao - no doubt!! He is actually very good. And I must say, we all appreciated watching him dance - VERY, VERY MUCH! LMAO! He is a college student from the Madison area. Have to say we all about lost it when he practiced with the veil! Black veil, black harem pants - no, not see thru ones, lol - and no shirt! Ah, eye candy - in spades!!!!!! He does have a background in dance. And he now belongs to a dance troupe out of Madison that does performances! What a treat!

Addendum!
The performance went well - nothing too outrageous occurred, lol! Everyone thought I looked pretty good. The veils had their saran-wrap moments, lol, but it turned out OK! Thanks to all the well-wishers - I appreciate it more than you know! My nieces talked me into staying with them for awhile in the Beer Tent - one of their favorite bands, The Back Home Boys, was playing, lol! Yep, Country - not exactly my favorite! They finally let me leave at 11 p.m. I am so very tired! Have a great night, dear friends! Love, hugs, and blessings for one and all! Muah!

Added Some New Pics
Hey sweeties I am heading off to Tennessee for a photoshoot this weekend. I just added some pics of me in red under my pantyhose folder and bunpics. check them out sweeties. hugs..Lorie http://www.southern-charms4.com/lorie e-mail-loriesc4@yahoo.com Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m www.hostdrjack.com

Added 2 With Backgrounds
Want you profile to load faster? Well try this. I' edited the default skin in 2 ways. No-Opacity Solid table backgrounds. No partial see through at all. 100%-Transparent Completely see through in some parts. Profile comments & other sections have solid backgrounds. To rip them simply scroll to the bottom and click the rip link. These skins have no backgrounds set in them. You cna set what ever background you like from your fubar photo options. Also, if you like, I will edit for you adding a tileable background of your choice. All i ask is that you have a salute photo and are in my friends list. Here are a couple I've added tileable backgrounds too. Patriotic Flames More on the way a.s.a.p. I hope this helps. :) KDM

Addendum To Quick Note
I've had all I can handle for one day. I had planned on writing a real blog, but not tonight, I guess! I promise a decent blog tomorrow. Good night, everyone! Much love and warm hugs for one and all! Blessings, for all my friends all over the world! Sweet dreams. Later! Muahz!

Addendum To :"special" Day!
Taylor is now the proud owner of a lip ring, left side of mouth, lol! He has full lips to begin with - looks a little like he had a botox injection right now!! But he is very, very pleased! And a late Happy Birthday, dear youngest son of mine! Wear your piercing proudly and may there be many more in your future! LOL, yep, I'm not your usual Mom! Good night, everyone! Love, hugs, and blessings! Later! Muahz!

Added Prizes
To Make This Contest Better I am adding prizes. now here is what top 5 places will win. 1st choice one month vip or 7 day blast plus a Porsche. 2nd 3 day blast plus diamond ring 3rd 1 day blast plus diamond earrings 4th 1 day blast plus platinum cherry 5th 1 day blast plus platinum cherry contest runs Sunday oct 14 thru Saturday oct 20 photos must be to me by Saturday oct 13. photos must be able to be viewed without being changed to nsfw. if they get changed then you will be out of the contest . face must be shown . thanks bingo spread the word let all the ladies know

Added To My Offer....auction Updated 6/14/08
I have added an additional 600 11's making it a total of 1000 11's for the month. Also, a fubling a day for week! Here is the link....Stop by and bid! Much fu love to ALL that have bidded...you all RAWK!

Addendum 621
addendum 621 Dear you, It has been a very long time since we shared a word. Long gone are the days when we were both shared, light and easy and we always knew just what to do. We were so good at the lovers song and dance too. Now I can't open up to anyone, the words won't come. I've tried to share my feelings, but my mouth remains dumb. Writing words that I know you will never read I scratch. The scars on my heart that to this day tingle and itch. Some days I wonder how you are getting along. I hope you staying happy, healthy and strong. Other days I wish I could go back and erase the past. Rebuild from the beginning, a love that will last. I've committed myself to the road that must drive. Between the battles I sometimes feel I am alive. The miles keeping winding me, further away from you. Yet on days like this, I'm stuck, down and blue. Someday I will forgive myself, long ago forgiven you. I'm always hoping that you will find that l

Added A New Youtube Video...yay.
As per the subject heading... I added a new youtube video, conveniently located on my fubar page. It's of the slo mo drone box (it's modded...Man!). It's kooky and somewhat fun ... a lot like me. ;)

Addendum
ok so i decided to add another one since its been several days and i still dont have an answer to my garage load of unanswered questions. i used to work, i enjoyed my job, take that back i loved my job. i worked with blind and multi handicapped children and i enjoyed every minute. even with all the scratches, pinching, biting, and hitting. i had a kid come at me with a pair of scissors, ive had a brick thrown at my head, and had to deal with the whole politics and ethics of a state job. it was more politics and light on ethics when it came to the hierarchy of working for the state. i felt belittled, and unappriciated, but then again what boss do you know that actually listens to their employees who know a hell of a lot more than the stuffed shirt and tie of a jerk they put in the leadership role. these people had never been down in the trenches, the only time they ever dealt with one of the kids was when they were being recognized for something. the whole point being i loved my j

Added To Family...
I've had a few asking lately to be added to my family.... I don't just add anyone to my family because I have some pictures open to family only. Those on my Family list 3 I know in real life for years and years.. the others I added from here because they went out of there way to make me feel special. I won't just add someone cause they asked , begged or tried to make me feel quilty they added me to theirs. I will add you because I want too, when I am comfortable with you.

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Added By Someone Who Disappeared
I love how people I don't hear from for several months, contacts me and adds me to a website. Wow. So Stitch, if you are reading this, this means you missed me as your friend. Doubt it since last thing I was told is that you were scared of me.

[15,000 Addendums To The Plan]
So I was badgered into going to a Royals game this week. Not that I hate live baseball- I hate driving to and in KC, and I hate getting in and out of Kauffman stadium. So we thought we'd go to a weekday game for a no-name opponent (no cubs, socks, cards, yanks etc). Low attendance, in and out, easy peezey? Right? RIGHT!? WRONG! My dad's flipping through the news and we hear this little tidbit "And 15,000 teenage kids won admission to Thursday's game between the Royals and the Diamondbacks" "... how many?" "15,000" "... which day?" "Thursday" ... .. . "FUCK!" So... irritated. Anyway, the photo-ref Kampfer(s) is coming along, and I've almost completed the epilogue levels on Trauma Team. "But what's after trauma team!?" The bottom of the barrel. And where the FUCK is my mail? Completed my change of address forms a month ago and I've received dickall in the mail. ... so much bullshit coming this week. You could ask, but I probably don't want t

Addendum
Those little things… My blogs, my little sketches, my music…books, games, movies… All those little things, those little relief valves… Don’t take them away… Even if it’s Nickelback, or some awful movie, or Twilight novel… Feel free to mock them…we all have different tastes…and horizons that could be expanded… But don’t take them away… More often than not, they’re the only things that are stopping them from killing you.

Add Fan And Rate
Please srop by Sammy's page and show some love, add, fan and rate Sammy is one of the nicest girls i have spoken to on Fubar. Because some of us refuse to join the Brits group, our so called friends have left and forgot about us. Take a min to check her out and leave some love. Thank you.. xsammyx@ fubar

Add/fan/rate
As you guys know (if you read my profile), I don't add people who don't talk to me. If you check out my profile and rate/fan me, I try to get to everyone who does. There are a few who have slipped through the cracks and for that, I am sorry. If you visit my profile and I don't get back to you, send me a message and I will get to it. I promise. I don't always pay attention to my bar tab to see who's looked at my profile but if you have and I've not done the same, just let me know. I'm honestly not a bitch, nor do I want to seem like one. Thanks for all the rates/adds/fans that I do get...

Add = Fald???
I think the whole adhd and add thing is a bunch of crap. I mean look at it right here on this site. There are people always complaining about how a MuMM is to long to read, and taking the time to say that in a comment. WoW it amazes me that these supposed adults have a lower attention span then a child these days. I have watched my nieces and nephews who can not spell yet, play Book Worm for hours, just tring to make words and sounding them out, while here on this site we have adults who think a 2 minute read of a poem is to long. This just proves to me that the whole attention defisate crap is just that crap. It should be called FALD.... Fat and Lazy Disorder. For those lazy asses who complain about reading, makes me wonder how they even got through high school if reading a mumm is to much for them these days. These same people piss me off cause they complain about everything in this country going wrong, when their attention is only long enough to watched a biased news report

Add/fan/rate This Lady
THIS WOMEN IS THE GREATEST PLEASE ADD HER AND TELL HER I SEND YOU PLZ, YOU WON'T REGRET IT TO ALL OF YOU TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK - I WANNA SAY THANK YOU! Now, keep it going OK? Because I can NEVER have too many friends… AND I’LL BUY YOU STUFF!! You get your friends to be MY friend RATE... FAN... ADD... And You Get Great Prizes!!! 5 Fan Rate Adds = 1 fuBling GIFT 15 Fan Rate Adds = 1 DAY BLAST!!!! 25 Fan Rate Adds = 3 DAY BLAST!!!! OR A BLING-PACK!!!! 50 Fan Rate Adds = 7 DAY BLAST!!!! 100 Fan Rate Adds = 30 DAY BLAST!!!! 150 Fan Rate Adds = A HAPPY HOUR!!!! 200 Fan Rate Adds = 1 YEAR VIP!!!! OR A HAPPY HOUR + 7-DAY BLAST!!!! PLEASE MAKE SURE THAT YOUR FRIENDS KNOW TO SAY THAT YOU SENT THEM IN THEIR FRIENDS REQUEST!!! FOR EXAMPLE... “Jane Doe 2112 sent me to Rate/Fan/Add you.” Now For The Rules!! And these are important! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ • Your friends M

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I want ALL my friends to get to know my new FuOwner ~*tinkergirl101*~ she is vrey nice and I know you will like her so please show some love and ADD/FAN/RATE her and let her know ~~Bratt~~ sent ya!!=) no fan no add~*tinkergirl101*~ Daddy's Levelers/Bombers~@ fubar

Add Her Pls
I am entering a contest that Ms. Dallas is hosting. Not sure when it will start. She has to get enough ppl to enter but she didn't say how many. It will probably be in the next week. But this is one of those where you will have to add her as a friend to be able to get to the folder to bomb the contest pic. So here is a link to her profile. If you could, go to her page, rate her and send her a friend request and just put a quick note in your friend request that it is to bomb in her contest. *MsDallas© ~Founder Of The Gotti Family~@ fubar

Add Her Please
Ok This is the time for all of you that have not added my Girlfriend to add her if you don't want to then remove yourself from my page.Sorry if this seems harsh but it right on my profile to add her if you add me. For you that have thank you very much for those who have not you got 2 days thank you.Here is her link TENEEKA FU WIFE TO WINDUPTOY...MEMBER OF THE ALL CANADIAN KREW@ fubar

Add Her
If she isnt on your friends list, then your missing out. Please rate and fan before adding. In the friends request please say that I sent you. Just type my profile name. If you do this from now till the end of march, I will send you 5,000 fubucks. thanks sky Stephanie Lynn@ fubar

Addiction
I AM: Sore. I WANT: To go out. I HAVE: A head ache. I HATE: Being bored. I MISS: People. I HEAR: JKai sending me a thousand messages on AIM I REGRET: A lot. I LOVE: Not a lot. I ACHE: all the time. I ALWAYS: have hiccups, it would seem? I AM NOT: japanese. I DANCE: too much. I CRY: when I'm mad. I NEED TO LEARN: to accept dirty people as human beings. I SHOULD: Go do something. [YES OR NO] 1. KEEP A DIARY Yes. 2. KEEP A JOURNAL: Hi, You're stupid. 3. SET YOUR WATCHES A FEW MINUTES AHEAD: All of my clocks are set five to ten minutes fast. 4. BITE YOUR FINGERNAILS: Yeah, it's a bad habit, i know. 5. BELIEVE IN LOVE: I guess you could say that. [DO YOU] 1. HAVE A/ANY CRUSH(ES): Sorta. 2. THINK YOU WANT TO FALL IN LOVE: Ugh, no. 3. WANT/HAVE TATTOOS: I have six. 4. WANT/HAVE PIERCINGS: lip/tipoftongue. [WHEN YOU SEE THIS NAME YOU THINK OF] RYAN: Walmart. Ryan worked at walmart for like four years. DOUG: This dirty boy. WILL: My favorite gay man on

Addictive Personality
Craziness!!!! Like I need something else to be addicted to. When I first joined myspace I was literally ADDICTED for the first 3-4 months. I can tell that it will be the same here. Thanks Julie!!! LOL

Addictions!
It's funny, how many places on the web that are like this. All of them are quite addicting. Although I must say that this one rocks!! Far better then myspace. So now there is something else to put my thoughts and views on things. Another thing for me to rant and rave on LOL. You all are doomed!!! LOL

Additional Plugins?
So I tried to download the "additional plugins" that it says i need.. and it won't work... so I am wondering what exactly i am missing out on without the plugins. Tried to download it but it refuses to work right. Crap.

Additional Info Not In The First
The part of the brain that was removed (frontal lobe), controls many necessary emotional functions. I can not handle when people lie to me. If someone says that they are going to do something, and then don't, it gets to me. Also, I can not handle when people play me, especially women. Not saying that I am gay, but a guy could use me by taking advantage of how generous I am. I also misunderstand alot of things that people say, when they are joking. I do not recognize that they are joking, and take it personally. If someone informs me that they are joking, before they get too deep into something, I can understand. If a female lies to me, and acts like they want me, and then turn around and don't want anything to do with me, it hurts me so bad emotionally, that I go into a deep depression. If I had the part of the brain that was removed, I would be able to handle these things, like most normal people; but I am missing it, so I can't Hope this information helps you to better understand

Addicted To You
Addicted like them people on that crack cocaine You make me feel in ways I cant explain I need your love flowin through my veins If Im without your love for a second, baby, im in pain We met on a Tuesday about a month ago Sometimes I wish time would go by slow U might think Im weird, but this I know I wanna spend every second being with you more Think about you every second of ever minute of every hour Think about you in the car, think about u in the shower Wanna give you candy, chocolate, perfume, and bouquets of flowers Just to keep you happy, Ill do everything in my power Ill put you on a pedastol, on top of the world Fuck them other bitches, cuz youre my girl From sittin at home, eatin Strawberry Swirl To Paris, Rome, or Sydney, we can tour the world Think about you daily, think about you nightly The homies call me sprung, yeah. . . a nigga just might be I plan to make your ring finger oh so icey So tell me babygirl, will you

Addicted By Simple Plan
This song describes the way I feel about my bf so well, except for the leaving part because we are together, but I'm definitely addicted to him. *Addicted* I heard you're doin' okay But I want you to know I'm addic- I'm addicted to you I can't pretend I don't care When you don't think about me Do you think I deserve this? I try to make you happy But you left anyway I'm tryin' to forget But I'm addicted to you But I wanted And I needed I'm addicted to you Now it's over Can't forget what you said And I never Want to do this again Heartbreaker Heartbreaker Heartbreaker Since the day I met you And after all we've been through Still addic- I'm addicted to you I think you know that it's true I'd run a thousand miles to get to you Do you think I deserve this I tried to make you happy I did all that I could Just to treat you good in every way I'm tryin' to forget But I'm addicted to you But I wanted And

Addiction: A Drum And Bass In Jsection
Pure Fitlh Promotions Saturday, November 4, 2006 - 9:00pm to 2:00am Abnormalvision - [Dark Drum & Bass] (Pure Filth / Future Pressure Recordings) (UK) DJ Fever - [1 hr LIquid set / 1 hr 93-96 Jungle Anthems Set] (Bassjunkees.com) (CA) DJ A3 - [Dancefloor Drum & Bass] (Prolifik Crew / Double Decker) (CA) DJ Mathmatech - [Hard Dance Drum & Bass] (Zodiac Records) (CA) MC Japphy (Prolifik Crew) (CA) MC Caspa (De’Ranged / Proper Sounds) (CA) Mikado, The, 117 St. Paul St. St. Catharines, Ontario, Canada No Cover

Addicted To Love?
You Are 57% Addicted to Love Might as well face it, you're addicted to love. You've been a fool for love many times - but are you the wiser for it? Your needs should come first, both in and out of relationships. Because you're the only one who can look out for yourself! Are You Addicted to Love?

Adding Sensations That Please
Oh mY, Oh Yes,she said with a wicked smile No way,I'm not,Its just not my style, You coward,you're yellow,she grinned at him, That surely hit home,and he had to give in. Pushing him out ,and surely urging him on, She whispere get ready , I wont be that long, Entering the toilet,and bolting the door, Stripped fully naked ,his clothes on the floor. Within a few moments,came a knock that he knew, He opened the door,and in too, she now flew, Oh dear me Oh my, she smiled with a grin, Shutting the door,and now bolting them in. Moving to his face,Her lips rained down fire, She was crazy, and determined,to have her desire. Her Hands roaming freely,across his naked ass, His passion took over,and his manhood grew mass. He lifted her top,and removed the lace bra, He wanted to do this,now he had come so far, Her breasts were so firm,he teased with the nipple, Sending through them the both,a sensitive shivering ripple. Lifting her skirt,her lace panties were tight, He rubbed hi

Addicted
I am sooo addicted to this song right now!! OMFG, i could listen to it for hrs. And the singer is sexy as hell!! I just have one questions. WHY DOES HE MOVE HIS ARMS SO DAMN MUCH!! LOL Lips Of An Angel Hinder Honey why you calling me so late It's kinda hard to talk right now Honey why you crying is everything okay I gotta whisper cause I can't be too loud Well, my girl's in the next room Sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never really moved on It's really good to hear your voice saying my name It sounds so sweet Coming from the lips of an angel Hearing those words it makes me weak And I never wanna say goodbye But girl you make it hard to be faithful With the lips of an angel It's funny that you're calling me tonight And yes I dreamt of you too And does he know you're talking to me Will it start a fight No I don't think she has a clue Well my girl's in the next room Sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never really move

Adding New Friends
First off I would like everyone to know that I'm always open to new friends.I don't add people just for points,I see that as lame.If I add you its because I have intentions of getting to know you.I'm not here to "meet up" with guys or girls as I'm in a wonderful relationship already.I don't care for all the sex talk,its fine to discuss in a mature manner,but NO I don't want to have any kind of sex with anyone else besides the person I'm with.I'm not being rude,or hateful..just honest. I rate lots of people,I don't expect the same in return.Its your choice to rate and for those begging to be rated-fuck off.You won't get my vote.I don't have time for attention whores. My guy isn't jealous,so don't be afraid to say hi..I have his trust :)

Addiction
When ever I hear the word addiction the first thing that comes to mind is drugs, alcohol, or any sort of substance that can be abused in some fashion. It is more often than not that this word gets assigned a negative connotation. There are some addictions that can actually produce positive results but by and far addiction is not a positive thing. Some examples can include being addicted to sports or your job or any sort of hobby oriented activity. A productive addiction can be cultivating but it can also be consuming. An addiction is something that you long and need for and are willing to sacrifice responsibilities and needs in the process of feeding this addiction. So I guess to give this word a negative connotation would be fair. Ok enough background information I should start to elude to my point here. The thing is we have so many things in our lives that we dont even realize that we are addicted to until we dont have that aspect as part of our lives any more. An example of thi

Addicted??
ok so I think I am getting a little addicted to the site maybe? since I have been on here for only 3 days, I think it may simply be that it's a new thing and that it will wear off. I dig the fact that people give presents! that is sorta cool... but I am not really into popularity contests and such, so I'm not sure why all of a sudden I am all about the points..lol hopefully I will be fine after the weekend, we are off to the Kearney Renaissance Faire! that right get the strapped into a bodice and live like it's the days of yore and such. grand fun! I promise pics will be posted soon after, so rates and comments on them are welcomed. I have a ton of things I should be doing to prepare for this and where am I? still sitting here on the addictive cherry tap. what is wrong with me?? ...(points, need points....precious points)

Addiction
To have seen her is to know addiction. The insatiable drive for more. More anything. More moments to watch her graceful movements. More time being lulled by her musical voice. More time standing in the air though which she has just passed, breathing her in.

Addic Addicted To You
I heard you're doin' okay But I want you to know I'm addic- I'm addicted to you I can't pretend I don't care When you don't think about me Do you think I deserve this? I try to make you happy But you left anyway I'm tryin' to forget But I'm addicted to you But I wanted And I needed I'm addicted to you Now it's over Can't forget what you said And I never Want to do this again Heartbreaker Heartbreaker Heartbreaker Since the day I met you And after all we've been through Still addic- I'm addicted to you I think you know that it's true I'd run a thousand miles to get to you Do you think I deserve this I tried to make you happy I did all that I could Just to treat you good in every way I'm tryin' to forget But I'm addicted to you But I wanted And I needed I'm addicted to you Now it's over Can't forget what you said And I never Want to do this again Heartbreaker Heartbreaker Heartbreaker How long will I be waiting Till the

Adding Back My Friends
Well I've just invited about 150 Cherry users who used to be in my friends list, before Cherry Tap deleted my account. If you're one of those people that I invited then PLEASE add me back, as it's taken nearly ALL DAY to cut-and-paste URL's and comments !!! Oh well - better go and find something exciting to do. Laters, Joe

Addicted To The Ct
So I joined Lost Cherry back in August. It looked weird and confusing. I signed back on this past week and holy crap! I am now addicted! I love it. To top everything else off the people I have met on here are so nice. I have it up almost all day at work and can't get enough, it's fun! It'll wear off soon and I will probably settle in and just love it instead of crave it!

Adding For Points
Don't add me for points! Starting today if u don't talk to me or comment me and you are on my friends list u will be deleted. Who gives a fuck about how many points u have. I came here to meet people. Sorry if i offended anyone

Addiction.
My thoughts have burned a whole in my mind and water can't put ou the fire Searching for something I can't find To quench an unspoken desire. So life has let you down, Happiness a memory In chemical reprieves I drown with a love that wasn't supposed to be you can't save me from myself my last wish is to die I take the needle from my shelf and i begin to fly So I've fallen from my pedestal on which i cried in rage and hate was left to rule locked in eternities cage Drugs were my only friend and a forever loved enemy As i waited for the bi tter end which is all a distant memory. This poem was wrote for my father, as well as myself!

Addiction
The smile I see upon your face can bring me to my knees the look that's deep within your eyes makes my only wish, to please... Your touch just makes me hunger for the strength of your embrace your kisses leave me wanting, wishing for another taste. Your love, to me is like a drug my addiction runs so deep I feign for you in my waking hours, I cry for you in my sleep.. You come to me and lift me up. the heights! oh heavenly bliss! wrapped up tightly in your arms, what drug can compare to this? My fix lasts but a moment ending as you walk out the door my empty arms send countless alarms as I beg to you, "Please? more!" My love, before you came to me, I swear I never knew the passion felt in just one kiss, I'm so addicted to you!

Addicted Self-afflicted
~ Reverse the conversation, before I go numb. I always ask questions, only to get answers I know will pierce my heart, but I ask away. *Carve the stone for my grave. You can bring me flowers and barry me on Sunday. A day in a half...not too long to be forgotten. Erased from your heart, as if I was never there. A reflection of love, now just a shadow of dispare. Bring me out of this misery, cuz this time it's worse than before. This time I'm in over my head. I'd find a way out if I could find an open door. It's hard to accept forgiveness, when I know it's not what I deserve. I've left a trail of blood, bleeding from a broken heart, a heart that's not my own. My head hangs low. Can't seem to pick up this weary soul. I want to make the right decisions, but most of them turn out wrong. I AM A PRODUCT OF MY OWN MISTAKES! I've been holding on to this regret too long. It's never been so hard to smile. I've aborted my inner child. The man who used to be strong and courageous! So full of

Addiction
Addiction by Blue Wolf ..1/13/07 © The smile I see upon your face can bring me to my knees the look that's deep within your eyes makes my only wish, to please... Your touch just makes me hunger for the strength of your embrace your kisses leave me wanting, wishing for another taste. Your love, to me is like a drug my addiction runs so deep I feign for you in my waking hours, I cry for you in my sleep.. You come to me and lift me up. the heights! oh heavenly bliss! wrapped up tightly in your arms, what drug can compare to this? My fix lasts but a moment ending as you walk out the door my empty arms send countless alarms as I beg to you, "Please? more!" My love, before you came to me, I swear I never knew the passion felt in just one kiss, I'm so addicted to you! ............