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Adoption
Being adopted yourself Adoption themes in dreams often occur at significant points of transition or crisis in life. Being adopted in your dream can mean either that you have no human connections at the moment or that you require additional connections to remain a viable person. Dreams of this nature may occur during geographic moves, job transitions or uncertainties, or prior to marriage. Crucial questions exist concerning who adopts you, what the relationship is like with them after adoption, and whether you feel glad, ambivalent, or uneasy about being adopted. A pre-marital dream may include something like this one (reported by a 24-year-old groom-to-be): I'm sitting at a card table with people I don't know playing a game I don't understand. They are trying to teach me, but don't speak English. I get up to leave, but they take me home and treat me as their son. The dreamer may see himself as ambivalent about fitting into family rituals, but feeling enough acceptance from his n

Adopt Me Maybe
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Adopt A Doug
You know you want someone to cuddle up with and keep ya warm on those cold nights. I am housetrained I like to play fetch I make a great watch dog! (How Much Is) That Doggie in the Window? - Patti Page - Patti Page BTW, all my earnings are to be donated to help a good friend in need of financial support.!

Adopt Me :)
I am up for adoption! Come and take this cute little kitty home with you....Please? Fu-bucks only :) (just click the pic to bid ) Here is what the winning bidder gets.... Im _______ Kitty in my name for a month 2 sfw salutes one with whiskers I will add your link to my page for one month I will make a blog about you I will purrrrrr for you :)

Adoption Results
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The Adoption Industry
WHAT Industry? Like any other industry, adoption is fueled by consumer demand. In this case, the demand of infertile couples to obtain other women's children, and who are often willing to pay from $25,000 to $50,000 for that child. BIG BUSINESS: Adoption Services Valued At $1.4 Billion Report by Nancy Ashe Copyright © 2001 About.com, Inc. "An industry analysis of Fertility Clinics and Adoption Services by Marketdata Enterprises of Tampa, FL, has placed a $1.4 billion value on adoption services in the US, with a projected annual growth rate of 11.5% to 2004. According to a report from PR Newswire, this is the only analysis of this business sector ever undertaken. Some details: In 1999, there were 138,000 US adoptions; There are 4,500 adoption services providers in the US, which include 2,000 public agencies, 2,000 private agencies, and 500 adoption attorneys; The number of attorneys involved in adoption has doubled over the past 10 years; Gross income f

Adoption: The Damage To Children
Dear Expectant Mother, If you are considering surrendering your child for adoption, please reconsider. That unborn baby is your flesh and blood and your child needs YOU in order to truly thrive. When your baby is born, it is your heartbeat that he or she wishes to rest against. It is your voice he or she is waiting to hear. Your sound, your unique scent, the very cells in your body became known to your child before birth. Bonding is already accomplished before the first cry is heard. Do not deny the wisdom of your own flesh. You need your child and your child needs you. "But why does everyone say I should 'place my baby' for adoption?" Adoption agencies, adoption lawyers, even charities, have an agenda: to make money. Money for wages, money for expansion, money for year-end bonuses, and for businesses: profit. To do so, they must convince you to relinquish your baby (now called "making an adoption plan") so they can broker that baby to a paying customer for a

Adoption Questions, Answers, Faqs
1. What is a "BIRTHMOTHER"? Why was this term invented? The word "birthmother" was invented about 25 years ago by the North American adoption industry to refer to women who have surrendered their babies. Before that time, we were referred to as natural mothers or real mothers. Read the article "Birthmother Means Breeder" by Diane Turski Why? The term "birthmother" was invented to limit our role in our children's lives to 1) being production units ("breeders" as social workers also called us) whose sole purpose was to serve a genital function, and 2) to having only been parents at the time of birth, but not afterwards. To call a woman a "birthmother" is another way to call her an incubator. During the time before we had much of a voice - when we were still shamed into silence - the “positive adoption language” people moved in for the kill and stole what rightfully belongs to us and every other woman who has given birth: the titles of “mother,” “mom,” “natural mother,”

Adoption By Gay Couple
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Adoption By Gay Couples
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Adoption By Gay Marriage
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Adoption By Gay Parents
Join the World's Largest SEX and SWINGER Personals Community. Join for FREE. Feb 9, 2009 ... BAR SUPPORTS ADOPTION BY GAY PARENTS. The Florida Bar Board of Governors has voted 42-0 to authorize the Family Law section to file an ... Discussion and debate about adoption and foster care by gay, lesbian, and bisexual (GLB) parents occurs frequently among policymakers, social service ... Gay adoption information. Adoption is an option for gay couples or individuals who want to become gay parents. Here you will find frequently asked questions ... Until recently, Florida was the only state with an outright ban on adoption by gay parents. On November 4, 2008, Arkansas voters approved a measure to ban ...

Adoption By Gays
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Adoption Escort International
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Adoption For Gays And Lesbains
Join the World's Largest SEX and SWINGER Personals Community. Join for FREE. The legal rights of same-sex parents, from adoption to coparenting to second parent rights. Using this standard, more than 22 states to date have allowed lesbians and gay men to adopt children either through state-run or private adoption agencies. ... Facts and figures often change when it comes to gay and lesbian parenting. Adoption and foster care are areas where this is particularly true. ... Nov 11, 2005 ... The debate on Gay/Lesbian adoption is on-raging, and there seems to be no right answer. This research aims at understanding current ...

Adoptions Anyone?
Anyone looking to adopt a cat in N.C.? There a several that roam around my place and they're in desperate need of homes. If you own a farm or large pieces of property we have one that would make an excellent mouser. We just can't keep them. And none of us are willing to send them to the pounds to meet their deaths. They're far too loving. If anyones intersted get back to me. We're willing to bring them to you if you're intersted.

Adopted
I've never really understood why people make fun of adopted kids. At least they know that they were wanted. There are some many kids who are accidents out there, like the only reason they were born was because of alcohol, broken condoms, prom night, or possibly Barry White. You never wake up in the morning after a long night of drinking and look at the person lying next to you in bed and say, "Oh man.... what did we do last night?" "I don't know.... but I think we own a three year old now."

Adorable Bella To Be Killed In La - Momma Dog Left To Die !!
PLEASE CALL SOUTH LA POUND IMMEDIATELY AT 213/485-0214, 485-0227, 485-0303, 485-0117, OR 485-0119, IF YOU CAN HELP THIS POOR ANGEL. PHONES ARE ANSWERED 24/7, GET THE NAME OF THE PERSON YOU SPEAK WITH. Precious, gorgeous young Bella is "RED-LISTED", WHICH MEANS THE POUND WILL KILL HER AT ANY MOMENT. There is no telling which day, which hour she will be killed, since the pound refuses to give any notice. The pound is EMPTY, there is no excuse for the pound killing. Please don't let perfect angel Bella die, save her NOW, or this incredible pet will be dead at any moment. To see all the dogs on the "red list" and the "green list" at the South LA pound (and all the 6 LAAS pounds) go to http://www.laanimalservices.com/NewHopeDogList.htm. For the list of all the cats being killed by the LAAS pounds, go to http://www.laanimalservices.com/NewHopeCatList.htm. Please save this poor angel NOW, or it will be too late--don't let the pound get away with slaughtering precious Be

Adoration To My Mistress
Adoration to my Mistress The lifestyle of discipline and service, Only few knows... A Larks head harness tied beneath my clothes... A servant unto Mistress... A slave to her needs... At her side, or on my knees... Oh, Mistress bend my will, for this boy is eager to please... HOllOW

Adora
Adora by tazgirl415© Hello Darling Reader, My name is Adora. This is a story about Antonio, his wife, his senior sub Angelica, and I. He is our Master. Our Dominant. I was asked to compose my own play session. Antonio needed to discipline me as well, for an indiscretion, and I knew he would be pleased that I had included it in the session. This was only my second foray into the world of BDSM, so please forgive my naivety if some things sound a bit simple. §§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§ I was sitting quietly, as Antonio had instructed, with my foot quietly tapping on the carpet. Inside me, my emotions were churning. I was very apprehensive about my punishment. I knew that Antonio was a fair and loving Master, and would not inflict punishment beyond my limits...but I had displeased him and caused him worry. This could not go unpunished. Since I was lost in my thoughts, I did not hear Antonio come into the room. "Adora, love, take my hand. It is time," he said. As I rose fr

Adore
I've written many lines quite easy to find All I had to see was you in my mind Thoughts so clear and bright Brought me a whole new world from darkness to light A picture is worth a thousand words! Only if it begins with I love you This much is true I'd search high and low for just a glimpse of you! Goes to the antage "What more can I do for you?" You touch a place in me long since withdrawn! Your warmth and presence brought me from hiding I hid all ! No sense lying I was a cold person! Didn't care bout dying With you in my life !So now I'm fighting! You gave me reason to go on You are the words to a true Love song I will keep you in my heart for evermore It's you my Love I truly Adore.

Adoration
Adoration by Bumpa (http://fubar.com/user/820627) Crown of golden glory, eyes so deep and pure, Lips so soft and tender, one kiss could long endure. Cheeks soft smooth and warming, your nose of perfect form, A lady made in heaven, I wish she'd nere more roam. Your neck supports first glory, that which first sight is seen. And all that is remaining, young miss, is so supreme. One small touch of your sweet lips, shiver me to my finger tips. Sweet as wine and send me high, jouous pleasure, hear me sigh. From the depths of what makes me, thank you precious majesty If all I were to know of you was of your little toe I'd find a perfect and complete part to get to know It's shapely form, and tender skin, and perfect little nail would make the perfect offering if any was for sale. And I do discover, a wonderous thing indeed I find that you have ten of those, enough to fill the need.

Adore The Lies
The cold dragon of emtiness slides and slithers thru my bones. In and out of all my hopes and devours all my want. Slaps me with its tail to awaken me and all a sudden its a picture perfect memory. Stale and unwanted like death. It stalks me and will until then. A boiling lake of fire I swim thru. Am I affraid to get burnt again? The cells that make my being are now disinegrating into him. I cant last. It always comes home. A place where evil rides steadily on white sheep, eating all my feild of everything I know. The corneas been slaped with a hand of suffor. Put the lid back on, i'm not yet ready to empty or enfold. Haunt me tonight, my transparent friend and decide whether im needing as much as you did. Dont no more. The creature of untrusting decades.. a mark left on the smile. Broken and secluded from all feel. Resist this feel good notice. Kill me again... Im ready. -Anna

Adored
There she is, this one girl! She,more beautifull than anything. Pure as a diamond. Her eyes,shining brighter than any star. I knew that I´d love her, right the first moment she walked through this door. I was searching for her all my life. She looked in my eyes and all this pain was gone! She smiled and my soul began to jump up and down. One word from her beautyful lips and my heart was standing. Where have you been my beloved angel? The world seems to live because she lives. It doesn´t seem to be empty any more. The flowers wake as she walkes past. The birds begin to sing. All this only because she gave me this present of her very own existance. She tells the truth and the fog goes away, she opens her eyes and the night turns into day. She smiles and the sun wakes and shines with all it´s powers. Where have you been my beloved angel? She´s a lady. No.....even more! She´s a goddess! A goddes walking on this earth, keeping this world from going under.

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Adorn
Adorn Hard to explain with words only, How you light up everything surrounding you, Not comparable to anything else, Only in imagination, And authentic you alone can make it, Adorn was the word that first came up in my mind, When they asked me of you, To lend beauty to, To enhance everything else richly, Just with your presence, The general effect heightened and made to blossom, Nature embellished, People made delightful, The best in them brought out for the world to see, Adorn is what you bestow us, And like a mirror we reflect, What you truly are, Finest friend, a loving person, In which goodness, purity and selflessness Are manifested. And when the Father has missed you long enough, And temporarily separating you from us, Bringing you back in His arms, Know that you have alls undying love, And mine copyright jas 2007

"adored"
I can say this life is Much better today Everything turns right if Wrong gets in the way Yeah I've got the feeling It's something I find hard to explain See I wasn't looking But girl I'm glad I fell in your way Then she says oh boy, oh boy Count your lucky stars Count what you've been wishing for Oh boy, oh boy Count the life you lead Count how you are now adored I can say the sun Burns much brighter today I can see my path though Clouds darken my way Yeah I've got this feeling It's something I find hard to explain See I wasn't looking But girl I'm glad I fell in your way [chorus] She said she was tired of Watching me just wilt and bleed She said I'm like Jesus I save those who do believe Do you, do you believe?

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Adoration (poem)
Adoration Never could I find in another’s face The light I see in you; No beauty or virtue could replace The joy your smile brings me to. Many pursue your warm embrace To taste your passion’s fire, But your loveliness is cast to second place To sating their selfish desire. I come before you a beggar man Among a crowd of lords; Daring just to hold your hand Is a treasure I cannot afford. In cool shadows I shivering stand, Scarred by the passing of years, Hoping your favor towards me would fan A pyre to consume my fears. I too your touch long to feel And hold you close to me, Not for a moment of passion to steal But to win you for eternity. --Shawn T.O. Priest

Adore
Talk to me your voice is sweet as music to my earsTouch me One touch from you is comfort that will banish all my fearsHold me closeI love the warmth, the blending of our skinThe first time that you held meMy heart had peace withinSmile at me The sun comes out And storms all blow awayYou dry my tears with gentle handsAnd see, my love, what words can not conveyLaugh with meThe cheer you bring the laughter that we sharebinds our hearts renews our joy andLightens any load or careChallenge meYou lead me into unknown heightsof new horizons we'll discoverInspire mewith courage all my talents you uncoverComfort meWhen I am down you give me strengthTo face the storms with graceFor in the midst of darkest nightI feel your touch I see your faceAnd in your heart you know that I am always here for youTo touch, to smile to comfort youTo give you all you need and moreYou are my strength you are my loveForever the one whom I adore.

Adornos De Navidad Hechos En Casa Para Amasar
Adornos de Navidad de masa es una forma divertida de decorar el árbol de Navidad y para hacer increíbles decoraciones de Navidad también. Este bajo costo, fáciles de hacer usted ideas del arte permite a toda la familia para reunirse y crear adornos de Navidad desde cero. Además, estos adornos de Navidad hechos en casa masa ven muy bien cuando se rocía con pintura y puede durar por años. Todo lo que necesitas para estas simples adornos de Navidad hechos en casa es una masa de harina, la sal y el agua y ya está listo para cortar y hornear tus propios adornos navideños personalizados de masa sin tener que gastar una fortuna.-venta de luces de navidad Adornos de Navidad Recetas de pasta Adornos de Navidad Sal Masa Ingredientes 2 tazas de harina 1 taza de sal 1 taza de agua Cómo hacer Para hacer los adornos de Navidad de masa de sal, mezcle la sal, la harina y el agua y amasar la masa hasta que se vuelve lisa. Usando un rodillo, extienda la masa a un cuarto del espesor. Utili

Adorable Slumber
Adorable Slumber Historical context is in a serious love making turning point, In topics of fun Provocative assertions will flow in assets through out the standing light beams from the sun Conventional visions interact with the natural world in critique Essays in acclaimed topics fill the inquiring minds of happy Inequity Seriously considering the notorious reputation in dog-agedness and understanding Significant subjects of respect are with humility and honesty that It is hook to strengthening. Variety of subjects will search through the fields of perfect time All of the elements will collect as one, right into the fine array of being kind The conciseness in personal subjects will ignite into interactive passion in broadband of connections Learning this is a good thing, when it comes to real affections Anticipated adaptation is featuring interactive quizzes in learning While the leaking heart is in slumber of interment yearning When I go to sleep, some how I d

Adorm In Fiecare Seara Cu Tine-n Gand
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- A Dove Of Change -
Love is the dove who speaks not a word, fears not the obstacles that lie ahead, flows freely with the ever so sensitive change of time. Lands with ease in any place he pleases, delicate to the ground and intrically noble to all surroundings.... the dove, his wings, flow perfect in the calming breeze His vision pure, undoubtably, I'm sure. This gentle creatures meaning, a figment of your very own imagination that should be embraced and cherished, always and forever.... nov. 19, 2006

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The Adreniline Is Rushing Thro My Veins
My ernie is flying all the way from florida, to come and see me....I am so excited! The adreniline is rushing hardcore.....I dont think I have gone this extream meeting someone off the net before...so I am a little nervous....but we have been talkin for a long while...so its really cool. Anyways I need to get to sleep...I got someone commin in from FL to see me tommarow...Wish me luck y'all....;-) CRY BABY

Adrenaline
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Adrenaline
So, it was another of those weird, half-lived nights... So much is going "right" for me at this moment, I keep peeking around the corners for the train I just KNOW must be headed for me... And when I can't find it, something awful inside of me starts looking for tracks to tie myself to. Clock struck nine. Damn. Where's she at? I busted ass as soon as I got off work. Cleaned the pool. Did the dishes. Even got Amy and Rain to clean their own room, for a change. They must have smelled the adrenaline in the air. Nary an argument... "Come on, Help Daddy. Your brother is flying in tomorrow- let's make everything nice". But that wasn't it. Yesterday, she kept me from going out, on a whim, which is, invariably, how I do it. No plans for me, If I make plans, I will change them to spite myself. She defeated my best charming smile, unusual for her, but she stood firm and I gave in, with a subtle last ditch assault- "okay, then tomorrow?" She knows me. She knows that if I wan

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Adream Not Forgoten
In the early morning a whisper comes to me A love so pure and tender beckoning to me come hither say the voices crying out in dreams. Abandon inhibitions come to the angels' den Where desire mixed with feeling and the golden light of love is sprinkled as a perfume throughout the air. Where is this poignant perfume that permeates the air? Breathe deeply the forgotten dream it is everywhere.

Adrenaline Gets Your Flowing
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"a Dream Within A Dream"
by Edgar Allan PoeTake this kiss upon the brow!And, in parting from you now,Thus much let me avow–You are not wrong, who deemThat my days have been a dream:Yet if hope has flown awayIn a night, or in a day,In a vision or in none,Is it therefore the less gone?All that we see or seemIs but a dream within a dream.I stand amid the roarOf a surf-tormented shore,And I hold within my handGrains of the golden sand–How few! yet how they creepThrough my fingers to the deepWhile I weep–while I weep!O God! can I not graspThem with a tighter clasp?O God! can I not saveOne from the pitiless wave?Is all that we see or seemBut a dream within a dream?

10 Adresses Pour Frémir à Paris
Catherine de Médicis (1519-1589) a laissé dans l’histoire une empreinte qui sent le soufre. Reine de France, mère de trois souverains, on la disait venimeuse, jalouse de son pouvoir et capable de tous les crimes pour le conserver. La preuvevetement homme fashion . Parmi les sbires qui servaient ses noirs desseins, on trouvait un certain Jean l’Ecorcheur, qui devait son nom à son emploi dans les abattoirs situés non loin du palais des Tuileries. Mais l’homme en savait trop, au goût de la reine en tout cas. Elle chargea donc son âme damnée, Neuville, de s’en débarrasser. Plusieurs assassins furent chargés de cette basse besogne. Mais au moment de commettre leur crime, ces derniers se heurtèrent à une résistance forcenée. Alors qu'il rendait son dernier souffle, l’Ecorcheur eut encore la force de lancer une malédiction : « Je reviendrai ». Quelques jours plus tard, l’astrologue de la reine Cosme Ruggieri lui confiait avoir vu en songe un homme rouge,

Adrift
God damnit! Every time I think I have finally found a little piece of solid ground to stand on, something ( or someone ) happens to somehow yank it out from under me! Ever since I turned 13 and my Mom moved out of state, without me, it's like I'm always being blown this way or that at the whim of whatever. I'm so tired, and I'm way to young to be this God damn tired all the time! I'm only 23 for crying out loud. I weep for my little girl, only seven years old now, she has no more certanty than I do. I work so hard to give her everything I can but somehow it's still not enough. somehow we still can't be together. I cry at night knowing that she fears that I will leave her with her grandparents and just never come back. It's not right. she deserves so much better. But all I can do for her, is let her live with them so that she doesn't have to go through the fucked up roomates, and temporary bouts of homelessness with me. People tell me just to get a second job. How when I already work 64

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its been a forgtnight since ive been set adrift at sea. tossed out here like bait for some great beast. oh and i can here it rummbling like a massive thud thud thud, churnin' up the water beneth me. a goliath levithen come to take whats due. me thinks it will take me whole. one mighty maw comming up from the darkness. i sit, light me pipe with the last match and wait.

Adrianne
Adrianne Shallow voice within my mind, I can hardly hear you. Not so far, yet like a star, Could make me shine a-new. Sarcasm upon her lips, Pink within her smile. Skin so hard, yet also scared, Not purely made of guile. Touch her soft and break her skin, Reminiscent of a doll. Pretty mind, and sometimes kind, Within her eyes I fall.

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Set adrift in the ocean of life, destination unforetold. My vessel guided only by the winds of opportunity. My raft stocked with hopes and dreams, Merely bait for the sharks of disappointment. An oasis lay on the horizon, the island of good intentions, Infested by the demons of reality. My journey continues, motionless in this ocean of life. randy_Randy

Adrift
Your voice is adrift I can't expect it to sing to me. As if I was the only one I'll follow you, a leaf thats followin' the sun When will my weight be too much for you? When will these ideas really be my own? 'Cause this moment keeps on moving We were never meant to hold on This was a scene worth waking up for When I woke up You planted me in my own pod Don't know why, but somehow it just feels so wrong When you said I will be lonely When you rise again I'll have become the sun I'll shine down apon you As if you were the only one Your voice is your own I can't protect it You'll have to sing a verse that no ones ever known Cause no one ever sings alone Your weight will never be too much for me Your ideas have always be your own And this moment keeps on movin' We were never meant to hold on.....

Adrianna.. Rest In Peace
And another day I am awoken with a phone call that one of my best friends has passed away. Her name is Adrianna..I called her many things including Adiedoo, Adri-ya-ya, or just Adri. Her brother called me this morning, and I won't go into details because I am not sure what the family wants, but never the less, she is not here anylonger. I feel pissed at not only death itself, but at myself for the time I wasted not being around her. We were inseperable at one point, then when Dawn and I broke up things took a different turn. I suppose it was hard going from the "Trio" we were used to, down to dealing with me drinking my sorrows away at the local pub and watching me die slowly, and Dawn starting her new life, with her new college friends and new boyfriend. It was too much for her, and well..I was being selfish. I fucking hate myself for that. She saw both of her once "best friends" travel down different roads and become people she no longer recognized. Fuck man, thats just horrible. Tha

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lost in the grand scheme of things forever in perpetual motion seeing but not seeing feeling but not feeling a constant battle of what is real or illusion adrift in a vast world of saints and sinners charlatans and the righteous always at my door wanting more giving nothing tearing me apart bit by bitter bit for their own selfish lustful needs never giving always taking filling my heart with sadness and angst leaving me to my inner chaos broken and alone

Adrift
lost in the grand scheme of things forever in perpetual motion seeing but not seeing feeling but not feeling a constant battle of what is real or illusion adrift in a vast world of saints and sinners charlatans and the righteous always at my door wanting more giving nothing tearing me apart bit by bitter bit for their own selfish lustful needs never giving always taking filling my heart with sadness and angst leaving me to my inner chaos broken and alone

Adrift Into Nothing
Here I sit another night alone... Staring into nothingness... Thoughts racing through my mind but none seem to stick... Dreams flash in my mind's eye... There are moments of darkness... All is black... Nothing but dreams and desires as my lonely companions...

Adrift
Unknown currents pulling this way and that Lost, sometimes not a thing in sight. Islands; warm, inviting, off in the distance Struggling to reach them, pulled back out to sea. Tired arms can't fight it much longer Tired arms won't fight much longer. Whales, sea life sometimes come to spectate What it is theyre watching is a mystery. Searching, searching for something Adrift at sea.

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Adult Jokes
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Adult Jokes 2
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car. The nurse asks him, "Charlie, what are you doing?" Charlie replied, "Driving to Chicago!" The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room. The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and asks, "Well Charlie, how are you doing?" Charlie says, "I just got into Chicago". "Great," replied the nurse. The nurse leaves Charlie's room and goes across the hall into Bob's room, and finds Bob sitting on his bed furiously masturbating. Shocked, she asks, "Bob, what are you doing?!" Bob says, "I'm gettin' it on with Charlie's wife while he's in Chicago!" _________________________________________________ I decided to stop worrying about my teen aged daughter's driving and take advantage of it. I got one of those bumper stickers that say, "How's my driving?" and put a 900 number on it. At 50 cents a call, I've been making $38 a week. __

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Adult Content
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Adult
You tell me today can be my turn, you are my submissive, I am your Mistress... I ask you to go to the kitchen and open a bottle of wine for us and wait for me there as I slip into the bathroom to start running a hot bath, set up candles around the tub and turn on some soft sexy music. I go to the kitchen, take the wine from your hands and ask you to follow me to the bathroom. It's dark outside, but the glow from the candles makes soft shapes along the walls and the shadows seem to embrace every corner of the room. I set the wine glasses down and move to you, you still look a little skeptical about what is in store for you. I start at your shirt....undoing each button slowly, deliberately, shrugging off you first item of clothing...you lean down to kiss me. Gently, teasingly, I say, "No Sir, my time." I undo your belt, pulling it off of your pants loop slowly, running my fingers around you waist band. I slip my fingers behind the clasp and do away with the closure, unzipping t

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Even if I've got the world's most gorgeous woman in bed with me, I will remind you how much I like your body. I will tell you how beautiful your body is, I will tell you which parts I like best, I will stare and caress your whole body. There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy. I know. I've seen plenty of them. They come in all different sizes, colors and shapes; some are tucked inside like a little girl's cunnie and some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you. Some are nested in brushes of fur and others are covered with transparent fuzz.I will appreciate your unique qualities and tell you what makes you special. Women are a good deal more verbal than men, especially during love-making. They also respond more to verbal love, which means, the more I talk to you, the easier it will be to get you off. So all the time I'll be petting and stroking your beautiful pussy, I will talk to you about it. I will look at it again. Gently pulling the lips apart

Adult Jokes
A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help me. My penis is orange." Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can check. Damned if the guy's penis isn't orange. Doc tells the guy, "This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress in a person's life." Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doc asks the guy, "How are things going at work?" The guy responds that he was fired about six weeks ago. The doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the stress. Guy responds, "No. The boss was a real asshole, I had to work 20-30 hours of overtime every week and I had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a couple of weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I'm getting paid double what I got on the old job and the boss is a really great guy." So the doc figures this isn't the reason. He asks the guy, "How's your home life?" The guy says, "Well, I got divorced about eight months ago." The doc fi

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Body: Well these questions were not that bad...so I will just call it the "so-called adult survey" Adult Survey - Be honest. If you aren't honest then what is the point. Fill it out and re-post as a bulletin. Have fun. 1) Ever been to a strip club? yes 2) Ever been to a bar? yes 3) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? No 4) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? No 5) Kissed someone of the same sex? uuuh...not my cup of tea! 6) Thrown up from drinking too much? No 7) Had sex in a car? No 8) Had sex in a park? yes, beside a dry river - not that simple but funny 9) Had sex in a movie theater? No 10) Had sex in a bathroom? Oh yeah naturally.....shower.... bathtub....the best time at our holiday in Naples/Florida because it was soooo huge! 11) Had sex at work? Not a bad idea... 12) Have you ever been in an "adult" store? yes for sure 13) Bought something from an "adult" store? also yes 14) Have you spent

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As i enjoy your soft lips in the passionate kissesthat we share Holding tightly onto you cuddling you gently with such care. Rubbing my hands together to warm up the lotion Caressing your luscious breasts lightly in a sensual motion. Slowly my hand glides slowly down for the sweet treasure at my fingertips With each motion of my fingers becoming more intense, you start to moan, and quiveras my tongue flicks across your sweet lips. You become overwhelmed with desire, pulling me up to you I slowly side myself into that sweet , wet spot, becoming one instead of two. With each motion in the love that we make

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Do yall think I have what it takes to be an adult model? Thats what i been thinking about getting into. I like to take pictures and i think the camera loves me. But before i jump into that water i jus wanna get some more feed back.

Adult Fairy Tale
CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" " I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!" Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly, . Peter, Peter, som

Adult Fairy Tales Lmao!
CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" " I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!" Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly, . Peter, Peter, som

Adult Survey
ADULT QUESTIONS HERE. IF YOU CAN'T TAKE IT, DON'T READ! Most surveys are pointless and childish......lets see what kinda balls (or eggs) ya got!!! 1. How many people have you fucked? 9 2. Weed, coke, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, opium, hash....out of these 12 drugs how many have you done? 0 3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF? Yes 4. Ever paid for sex? nope 5. Ever been married? yep 6. Ever been divorced? Yep 7. If you had to pick one whats your fav sexual position? on my knees 8. Do you own any guns? no 9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail? no 10. Ever been to rehab? yes 11. Ever do anything gay sexually? yes 12. Ever fuck anyone that you met on myspace or aol or anyother instant message service? not yet 13. Ever have cam sex? nope 14. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult? yep 15. How many states have you lived in? 1 16. How many countries have you lived in? 1 17. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at nig

Adult Survey!!!
ADULT QUESTIONS HERE. IF YOU CAN'T TAKE IT, DON'T READ! Most surveys are pointless and childish......lets see what kinda balls (or eggs) ya got!!! 1. How many people have you fucked? 5 2. Weed, coke, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, opium, hash....out of these 12 drugs how many have you done? 2 3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF? nope 4. Ever paid for sex? nope 5. Ever been married? nope 6. Ever been divorced? nope 7. If you had to pick one whats your fav sexual position? 69 8. Do you own any guns? nope 9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail? nope 10. Ever been to rehab? nope 11. Ever do anything gay sexually? yes... 12. Ever fuck anyone that you met on myspace or aol or anyother instant message service? yes 13. Ever have cam sex? yes 14. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult? yes 15. How many states have you lived in? none yet, outside US lol 16. How many countries have you lived in? 2 17. Do you keep a weapon under or next to yo

Adult Survey
ADULT QUESTIONS HERE. IF YOU CAN'T TAKE IT, DON'T READ! 1. How many people have you fucked? I'm pleading the 5th 2. Weed, coke, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, opium, hash....out of these 12 drugs how many have you done? 2 3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF? No 4. Ever paid for sex? No 5. Ever been married? Yes 6. Ever been divorced? Yes 7. If you had to pick one whats your fav sexual position? on top 8. Do you own any guns? not any more 9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail? No 10. Ever been to rehab? No 11. Ever do anything gay sexually? yes 12. Ever fuck anyone that you met on myspace or aol or any other instant message service? Not that I met on....but I do have those that I have dated that are on one or more of those... 13. Ever have cam sex? yes 14. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult? No 15. How many states have you lived in? a few 16. How many countries have you lived in? just USA 17. Do you keep a weapon under or next

Adult Pix...
i really don't know what is adult and what isn't lol...most of the time i'm just showing pix of ink...and when they informed me about adult pix...i don't know which specific ones they're actually referring to...so i've deleted most of my pix which i think maybe adult lol...pls help...i thought adult means showing the sexual organs?? lol...

Adult
I'm alone and naked on the beach of a desert island far, far away from civilization. The sky is clear and I'm feeling the sun on my skin while lying on the hot sand. I close my eyes and soak in the sun's rays for a few minutes. The thought of me alone on the island begins to arouse me. I feel my pussy tingle. With my left hand, I cup my left tit and stroke its hard nipple. With my right hand, I push two fingers in my pussy and fondle my g-spot. The heat from the sun, the heat from the sand and the heat between my thighs gets me more arouse as I play with myself until my pussy explodes and squirts my juices on the sand. Feeling enough of the hot sun, I ran to the ocean waters and dive in. Submerged in the ocean, I feel the surrounding waters cool the heat from my body, refreshing me. I swim around some more until I swim back to the beach. As I walk along the beach, letting the sun dry me, I'm surprised to see a naked man about twenty feet from me. He's a tall, dark-haired man w

Adult Nursery Rhymes
Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, between two chunks of bread. Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, her clothes all tattered and torn. It wasn't the spider that crept beside her, But Little Boy Blue and his horn. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "F*ck him, He's only an egg. Georgie Porgy pudding and pie. Kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, He kissed them too, cause he was gay. Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky. Silly Jill forgot her pill And now there's little Franky. Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone. When she bent over Rover took over, And gave her a bone of his own. Little Boy Blew. Hey. He needed the money. Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides and every time that Mary walked the boys could see her thighs

Adult Story Erotic
It was October 29th I had just gotten home from another literature class. On my door was a folded piece of paper. It was an invitation to a Halloween Party in my apartment complex from my friend Cory. Arrival between 10-11 p.m. Costumes a must. Beer on tap, some liquor available. To end when everyone left. I decided to put my things away and go to Cory's for a little more information. His car was parked so I knew he was home. I made sure to lock my door and then I headed down the street to his apartment. I knocked and within ten seconds I heard an "enter" come from within. I smiled and gave Cory a hello hug. He patted the couch and I sat next to him. "So you got the invitation?" He asked. "Yes, a bit late to invite people huh?" And he said, "No way, two days is plenty of time." I smiled and knew deep down he was right. "I suppose I have to wear a costume." A nod was all the reply I got. I asked what he was going as and a little smirk and a "not telling" later and I gave up. I

Adult Story
I have every woman's dream job. I am a sports reporter, doing interviews in the locker room after the big games. Now being a woman in my sexual prime and a body I'm not ashamed of, I get plenty of stares while I'm doing my interviews, however, I do enough staring of my own. There is something about a sweaty well-hung man parading around a locker room, showing their bodies. Every time I finish an interview I have to go and change my panties because they are soaked with my own juices. One day in particular, I was feeling hornier than usual and had to interview the 5 star players of the game from that day. I knew as soon as I finished I would have to go home and pull out my reliable vibrator and work myself to multiple orgasms, thinking of those naked, sweaty, black bodies, with their huge cocks swinging back and forth like a thick vine. I walked into the locker room, wearing my usual uniform of short, tight skirt, black hose and high heels. Only this day under the blazer I wore, I had

Adult Story
Kevin was my next door neighbor. We had run into each other once or twice before, but had never spoken. Now we were the only two people on the elevator in our apartment complex. He had shaggy blonde hair, gorgeous blue eyes, and was perfectly toned. I could tell because he was wearing a short sleeve shirt and some basketball shorts. "So, are you going to workout?" I asked. He looked at me with those deep blue eyes and smiled. "How'd ya' guess?" "The basketball shorts gave it away." I could feel my cheeks getting hot. If the sexual tension was a snake, it would've bitten me in the hand. "Yeah, so you're my next door neighbor right?" He questioned. I felt so dumb. I hadn't even thought that he wouldn't know who I was. "Um, yeah I am. Sorry about that." I reached out my hand and he took it gracefully. He had large hands that made mine disappear. "Naw, it's okay. So where are you off to today?" I looked down at what I was wearing, laughing at myself for going out look

Adult Story Erotic
I sat dozing in my chair; the ten o clock news was going off. Crap! I thought as I realized I had missed the entire hour of news. While gathering up the two empty beer bottles I hear the door bell ring. What the hell? I looked at my watch it was eleven o clock, its awful late for trick or treaters. Setting the bottle back down I hurried to the door with a feeling of dread, I'll bet its some damn teenagers out for pranks. I jerked the door open. "What?" I demanded. A young woman was standing on my front steps. Her long auburn hair was pulled into pony tails on either side of her head. She wore a tight fitting low-cut white sweater that ended just above her navel. Even though she was dressed like a high school cheerleader, she was to well- developed to be anything but in her mid-twenties. I could just make out the black lacy bra she wore underneath. Her long shapely legs were crowned with a short skirt that bounced enticingly as she moved. In one hand she held pomp

Adult Stort A Friend Wrote This For Me On My Space
I used to work on a shipping and receiving dock for an electronics manufacturer. My primary job was to make sure all the orders made it to their destinations on time which meant working with the different drivers a lot. Most were older gentlemen long ago married off but then Rick started working for one of our main delivery companies. Rick was a young handsome man. He was probably in his early thirties with jet black hair and a killer smile. He was several inches taller then me with broad shoulders and the cutest butt I had ever seen. I couldn't help but to flirt with him when ever I had the chance and he was flirtatious back but both of us were very cautious about it. I guess we were worried about our job security. One evening we had a super rush job that absolutely had to go out that very evening which meant I was going to be working late. It also meant that Rick would be making an extra trip out to see me today. We had already had our normal flirting session that morning, alt

Adult Story Strip Poker With The Guys
Hubby would be home any minute with his buddies. The food was prepped and the beer was cold. Their monthly Poker Night was their little tradition and I had no problem with it. It normally consisted of a trip to a couple of strip clubs then back to one of their homes for a night of cards and drinking. It was our turn to host the poker night and I had gone all out. Tons of food, cold beers and the hot little French Maid outfit I would be wearing while I served them. My husband knew about the food and beer but even he would be surprised at my attire for the evening. My husband works hard and I wanted the night to be a little extra special for him. I was in the final stages of primping when I heard the car pull up. I stuffed my big tits into my new black bra with white lace trim and stepped into my thong with matching white lace trim. I pulled on my black stockings and attached them to my garter belt and stepped into my high heels. I stepped in front of the mirror and put the final

Adult Warning....strong Language And Sex
This was originally posted on myspace and trust me, it caused quite a stir. Once again....ADULT WARNING....STRONG LANGUAGE and SEX************************************************************ Ok, I know the shit-storm this is gonna bring down on me. I'm gonna get letters from perverts, called names, prayed at, and worse yet...sympathy. But like I said in an earlier blog, it's just words on a screen. But maybe if I talk about this others will too, and it will help them. Trust me, there's lots of others..more than you can imagine. And we all think it's our fault and are ashamed..or afraid of what a lot of people will say to/about us. Fuck that, I'm not ashamed and I don't give a rats ass what anyone says. Lots of adults like to fuck children, often their own children. So I'm gonna write about this and repost it alot. And if you even think to ask me if I got any pleasure out of getting fucked by my father, you're as big a sicko as he is...seek help u asshole. When I was eleven years ol

Adult Jokes
Top Four Adult Jokes of 2006 Fourth Place: A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221." Third Place: One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh. "The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?" Runner Up: Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should s

Adult Content....
"I do not want to be the leader. I refuse to be the leader. I want to live darkly and richly in my femaleness. I want a man lying over me, always over me. His will, his pleasure, his desire, his life, his work, his sexuality the touchstone, the command, my pivot. I don't mind working, holding my ground intellectually, artistically; but as a woman, oh, God, as a woman, I want to be dominated. I don't mind being told to stand on my own feet, not to cling, be all that I am capable of doing, but I am going to be pursued, fucked, possessed by the will of a male at his time, his bidding."

Adult Fairy Tales
CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" " I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!" Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly, . Peter, Peter, something

Adult Fairy Tales
Adult Fairy Tales CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a Pumpkin three hours ago!" "I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no Prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!" Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactl

Adult Joke
Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go, Dave." But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality,whispering: Dave........ ..... Dave........ .... Dave........ .... You're a veterinarian, you sick bastard".

Adult Night Before Christmas
Twas’ the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his a**, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Sh*thead, whoa A**hole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. Lo

An Adult Night Before Christmas
An Adult Night Before Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, and boy was it neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner, and momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of the sled, A sock in his ear and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down this r

Adult Pics
Do to a variety of reasons i have taken down the adult pics of myself. If you would like to see them all you ahve to do is ask after we have talked for a while and gotten to know each other.... the other choice is to point the shit out of me and get my happy butt promoted 3 or 4 times on the tap

The Adult Film Industry
Want to make it clear, the Adult Film industry isn't for everyone. You might think you can handle it, but believe me unless you are doing a certain genre in the industry the film starts and stops frequently and it doesn't film like the final product you see. Add to that the testing and if there are any problems with your blood test or STD tests you don't work and they keep your info on file by law. For me I don't make enough to quit my job and I always insist on not having my face filmed and my tats covered in makeup or not in the shot at all. My degree and career are great, doing porn is something extra for me. Not everyone is a headcase, but there are those who get caught up in it. I see lots of men and women alike who can't handle it and so they turn to drugs and alcohol to compensate. They usually wash out or wind up losing work (especially guys) because they can't "perform". That's how I got my break, there were 4 of us called for casting, and the 3 in front of m

Adult What, Whys, And How
1. WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A VIRGIN WHEN SHE SNEEZES? GOES-IN-TIGHT. 2. WHAT DOES A 72-YEAR-OLD SNATCH TASTE LIKE? DEPENDS .. 3. WHAT'S "68"? YOU DO ME AND I OWE YOU ONE. 4. WHAT DID CINDERELLA DO WHEN SHE GOT TO THE BALL? GAGGED! 5. WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WHO CRIES WHILE HE MASTURBATES? A TEARJERKER 6. WHY DO THEY SAY THAT EATING YOGURT AND OYSTERS WILL IMPROVE YOUR SEX LIFE? BECAUSE IF YOU'LL EAT THAT STUFF, YOU'LL EAT ANYTHING. 7. HOW MANY PERVERTS DOES IT TAKE TO PUT IN A LIGHT BULB? JUST ONE, BUT IT TAKES THE ENTIRE EMERGENCY ROOM TO GET IT OUT! 8. WHAT'S THE DEFINITION OF A VAGINA? THE BOX A PENIS COMES IN. 9. WHAT TWO WORDS WILL CLEAR OUT A MEN'S RESTROOM? "NICE DICK!" 10. WHAT DO YOU CALL A TRUCKLOAD OF VIBRATORS? TOYS FOR TWATS. 11. WHY DO WE HAVE ORGASMS? HOW ELSE WOULD WE KNOW WHEN TO STOP 12. WHAT'S THE DEFINITION OF INDEFINITELY? WHEN YOUR BALLS ARE SLAPPING AGAINST HER ASS, YOU'RE IN DEFINITELY 13. DEFIN

Adult Puns...
ADULT PUNS... Why is a joke like pussy? Neither is any good if you don't get it. **************************************************** What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? Goes-in-tight! **************************************************** There's no business like show business, but there's no job like a blowjob. **************************************************** What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? They are both used as substitutes for meat. **************************************************** Why do women prefer old gynecologists? They have shaky hands! **************************************************** What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? S&M&M. **************************************************** A woman was determined to get her newly retired husband some attractive leisure clothes. She went into a men's clothing store and told the salesgirl, "I'm looking for something youthful, something wild in a men's pair of slacks.

[adult Swim], How Could You.
I sign in to watch the swimfix(adultswim.com) for the first time on my iMac. Here's what the 'Swim folks served me: "Whoa, whoa there buddy. Where do you think you're going? Not with that Mac you're not. The Fix, she don't like Macs. But we're sweet talking her. Wining and dining her. Sending appropriately casual yet suggestive IM's. Things will change. Until then, here's a weekly mini-Fix. Those chumps with PCs have to sift through all the other crap to find this gem."(hahahahahahahaa, all of their error messages > cherrytap error messages, realtalk.) +Damn, DAMN. Oh well, they have a nice little fix for the Mac people, but still...on the PC I had..there were so many shows to choose from...>>sniff

Adult Survey
Naughty Adult Survey - Be honest. If you aren't honest then what is the point? Fill it out and re-post as a bulletin. Have fun. 1) Ever been to a strip club ? A few times 2) Ever been to a bar? Ummmm...it's my favorite place to......sing ;) 3) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? Can't say I have been....yet 4) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? On my 21st birthday 5) Kissed someone of the same sex? Yes, yes I have :) 6) Thrown up from drinking too much? Does it make me an alcoholic if I say yes? 7) Had sex in a car? yes....back in my thinner days :( 8) Had sex at the beach? I tried to but I was too self concious and we couldn't finish. 9) Had sex in a movie theater? Does oral graitification of the other person count, if so then yes! 10) Had sex in a bathroom? A few times ;P 11) Had sex at work? Not yet but I sure want to...after I get a job...lol 12) Have you ever been in an "adult" store? I sure have!

Adult's Only.....
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5. I work in a damp environment. 6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. 7. I work in high temperatures. 8. My work exposes me to diseases. Dear Penis, after assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons: 1. You do not work 8 hours straight. 2. You work in short spurts and fall asleep after each brief work period. 3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. 4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations. 5. You do not take the initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. 6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. 7. You don't always obse

Adult Survey
You: What color eyes? Hair? How tall? How old? What city do you live in? Male/Female? The Private You? How many people have you had sex with in 2006? How many of those people were one night stands? How many serious relationships have you had? What is your favorite position? Have you ever slept with more than one person at a time? Him / Her Eyes? Height? Weight? Body structure? Tall / short? Personality? Age? Misc. What is the first question you ask before having sex with someone? Have you ever considered or had a sex buddy with no relationship? If yes, how many? Have you ever not been in love with someone you had sex with? Top or bottom? Have you ever considered being with some of the same sex? What are 2 turn on's? What are 2 turn off's? Why did you feel it necessary to fill out this survey and post it for everyone to see?

Adult Education (scene 1)
ADULT Education Scene 1 I've said for years that I need an outlet for my sensuality, passions and desires that I just cannot take care of at home, and I've been flirting for going on 10 years not. Casually at first mind you, through that silly AOL chat stuff, but in the last 4 or 5 years in much more earnest. Needless to say, I've gone through a few of those cycles that the web goes through. In one of those dry spells, I decided to attend a night class for creative writing. I'd been flirting with a couple of delightful women on-line, yet nothing had clicked...it was all kind of a strain to get anything moving. I knew that there was no chance of attending a PORNotica class (as my stories normally run), and that there was little chance of an Erotica class. Yet...I was hoping that some outlet would be good, that the interaction with other people would be good, and that I might learn something which could be applied to my new works. The class was taught...actually, they called it "faci

Adult Survey
You:What color eyes?bluest of blueHair?everchangingHow tall?5 '6How old?33What city do you live in?hereMale/Female?femaleThe Private You?How many people have you had sex with in 2006?4How many of those people were one night stands?1How many serious relationships have you had?2What is your favorite position?doggieHave you ever slept with more than one person at a time?neverHim / HerEyes?blueHeight?5' 8 or tallerWeight?anyBody structure?thickTall / short?tallPersonality?funlovingAge?35 or olderMisc.What is the first question you ask before having sex with someone?sadly there ussually isnt much talking before hand... maybe that isnt sad..lolHave you ever considered or had a sex buddy with no relationship?yes I miss himIf yes, how many?2Have you ever not been in love with someone you had sex with?yesTop or bottom?eitherHave you ever considered being with some of the same sex?thought about itWhat are 2 turn on's?eyes & assWhat are 2 turn off's?conciet Why did you feel it necessary to fill o

Adult Content
AS I SIT HERE IN LUST BECOMING CLOSER TO EXPRESSIN MY SELF TO U GIVING U MY ALL.. I-C THE SIZE OF UR HUGE HARD THICK COCK AS U GET UNDRESSED IT SENDS SHIVER'S DOWN MY SPINE A FEELING OF SCAREDNESS RUNS THROUGH ME AS I SIT NAKED ON THE BED MY NIPPLES HARD AND WANTING.. I WONDER WHAT EFFECT IT COULD REALLY HAVE DEEP INSIDE WILL I SQUIRT AS U LET IT RUN DOWN UR BALLS COVERING THEM IN MY JUICES WILL IT HURT WILL IT TAKE ME TO A AN ADDICTION LEAVING ME WANTING MORE????? AS U COME CLOSER U SIT BEHIND ME AS U START KISSING MY NECK INSTANTLY MY PUSSY STARTS THROBING AS I FEEL UR GENTALNESS BEHIND ME IN UR TOUCH U START TELLING WHAT U WANT TO DO TO ME PICHING AND RUBBING MY NIPPLES AS U TELL ME NOT TO TOUCH U TILL U SAY ..MY BODY IS IN HEAVEN MY MIND JUST WON'T LET GO AS I FEEL UR COCK HALF WAY UP MY BACK AS U TAKE ME IN SOFTLY WITH UR TOUCH I CLOSE MY EYES U TRACE AROUND MY BREAST WITH UR FINGER'S MY CLIT HARD AS U RUN UR FINGERS DOWN MY TORSO I FEEL UR WANT AND MY WHOLE BODY QUIV

Adult With Pet Contest
~ Adult with Pet Contest ~ Now i'm taking adults with pet or pets for my contest send your pic link to my inbox and i will enter you! one with most comments wins! Got to wait to tell a date to i get enough people to start i will announce the date! thanks maria

Adult With Pet Contest!
~ Adult with Pet Contest ~ Now i'm taking adults with pet or pets for my contest send your pic link to my inbox and i will enter you! one with most comments wins! Got to wait to tell a date to i get enough people to start i will announce the date! thanks maria

Adult With Pet Contest
~ Adult with Pet Contest ~ Now i'm taking adults with pet or pets for my contest send your pic link to my inbox and i will enter you! one with most comments wins! 1st person is...... Got to wait to tell a date to i get enough people to start i will announce the date! thanks maria

Adult With Pet Contest People With Pets Needed
~ Adult with Pet Contest ~ Now i'm taking adults with pet or pets for my contest send your pic link to my inbox and i will enter you! one with most comments wins! 1st person is...... 2nd person is...... Got to wait to tell a date to i get enough people to start i will announce the date! thanks maria

Adult With Pet Contest Open Now!
~ Adult with Pet Contest ~ Now i'm taking adults with pet or pets for my contest send your pic link to my inbox and i will enter you! one with most comments wins! 1st person is...... 2nd person is...... 3rd person is...... 4th person is...... Got to wait to tell a date to i get enough people to start i will announce the date! thanks maria

Adult With Pet Contest Updates!
~ Adult with Pet Contest ~ Now i'm taking adults with pet or pets for my contest send your pic link to my inbox and i will enter you! one with most comments wins! 1st person is...... 2nd person is...... 3rd person is...... 4th person is...... 5th person is...... Got to wait to tell a date to i get enough people to start i will announce the date! thanks maria

Adult Fairy Tales
ADULT FAIRY TALES CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m . The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" " I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!" Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly, Peter,

Adult With Pet Contest Updates!
~ Adult with Pet Contest ~ Now i'm taking adults with pet or pets for my contest send your pic link to my inbox and i will enter you! one with most comments wins! 1st person is...... with 1025 comments 2nd person is...... with 1 comments 3rd person is...... with 359 comments 4th person is...... with 100 comments 5th person is...... with 1 comments Contest from 2/1 thur 2/8 thanks maria

Adult With Pet Contest Updates
~ Adult with Pet Contest ~ Now i'm taking adults with pet or pets for my contest send your pic link to my inbox and i will enter you! one with most comments wins! 1st person is...... with 1025 comments 2nd person is...... with 1 comments 3rd person is...... with 359 comments 4th person is...... with 100 comments 5th person is...... with 1 comments 6th person is..... with 1 comments Contest from 2/1 thur 2/8 thanks maria

Adult With Doggie Update
~ Adult with Pet Contest ~ Now i'm taking adults with pet or pets for my contest send your pic link to my inbox and i will enter you! one with most comments wins! 1st person is...... with 1087 comments 2nd person is...... with 138 comments 3rd person is...... with 468 comments 4th person is...... with 100 comments 5th person is...... with 141 comments 6th person is..... with 350 comments 7th person is...... with 1 comments Contest from 2/1 thur 2/8 thanks maria

Adult Quiz
Want to take a quiz.. 1. Last time you had a date? 2. Last time you had sex? 3.a. Last time you gave a bj? 3.b. Spit or swallow? 4.a. Last time you masturbated? 4.b. Fingers or toy? 5. Ever used food during sex? (Details!!) 6. Sex outside? 7. Most unusual place youve had sex? 8. How many men have you had sex with? 9. Any women? 10. Anal? 11. Ever been tied up? 12. Spanked? 13. Your special sexual skill? 14. On top, underneath or from behind? 15. Would you describe yourself as dominant or submissive? 16. Kinkiest thing youve done? 17. Anything anyone has suggested that you have said NO to?

Adult With Pet Contest Updates Are....
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Adult With Pet Contest Updated (repost)
~ Adult with Pet Contest ~ Now i'm taking adults with pet or pets for my contest send your pic link to my inbox and i will enter you! one with most comments wins! 1st person is...... with 3073 comments 2nd person is...... with 1637 comments 3rd person is...... with 508 comments 4th person is...... with 385 comments 5th person is...... with 170 comments 6th person is..... with 110 comments 7th person is...... with 7 comments 8th person is...... with 1 comments Contest from 2/1 thur 2/8 thanks maria

Adult With Pet New Person Added
~ Adult with Pet Contest ~ Now i'm taking adults with pet or pets for my contest send your pic link to my inbox and i will enter you! one with most comments wins! 1st person is...... with 3397 comments 2nd person is...... with 1652 comments 3rd person is...... with 508 comments 4th person is...... with 385 comments 5th person is...... with 170 comments 6th person is..... with 110 comments 7th person is...... with 24 comments 8th person is...... with 7 comments 9th person is...... with 1 comments Contest from 2/1 thur 2/8 thanks maria

Adult With Pet Updates
~ Adult with Pet Contest ~ Now i'm taking adults with pet or pets for my contest send your pic link to my inbox and i will enter you! one with most comments wins! 1st person is...... with 3886 comments 2nd person is...... with 1988 comments 3rd person is...... with 508 comments 4th person is...... with 385 comments 5th person is...... with 170 comments 6th person is..... with 110 comments 7th person is...... with 50 comments 8th person is...... with 7 comments 9th person is...... with 1 comments Contest from 2/1 thur 2/8 thanks maria

Adult Jokes
1: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S PUSSY FOR? A: It's Braille for "suck here". 2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, only "down under. 3. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. 4. WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. 5. WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

Adult With Pet Contest Updates Are...
~ Adult with Pet Contest ~ Now i'm taking adults with pet or pets for my contest send your pic link to my inbox and i will enter you! one with most comments wins! 1st person is...... with 4402 comments 2nd person is...... with 2230 comments 3rd person is...... with 508 comments 4th person is...... with 385 comments 5th person is...... with 170 comments 6th person is..... with 110 comments 7th person is...... with 61 comments 8th person is...... with 7 comments 9th person is...... with 1 comments Contest from 2/1 thur 2/8 thanks maria

Adult And Pet Updates
~ Adult with Pet Contest ~ Now i'm taking adults with pet or pets for my contest send your pic link to my inbox and i will enter you! one with most comments wins! 1st person is...... with 4608 comments 2nd person is...... with 2352 comments 3rd person is...... with 508 comments 4th person is...... with 385 comments 5th person is...... with 329 comments 6th person is..... with 170 comments 7th person is...... with 110 comments 8th person is...... with 65 comments 9th person is...... with 7 comments Contest from 2/1 thur 2/8 thanks maria

Adult With Pet Ends Tommorrow Get Ur Comments In!
~ Adult with Pet Contest ~ Now i'm taking adults with pet or pets for my contest send your pic link to my inbox and i will enter you! one with most comments wins! 1st person is...... with 5774 comments 2nd person is...... with 3696 comments 3rd person is...... with 508 comments 4th person is...... with 462 comments 5th person is...... with 385 comments 6th person is..... with 171 comments 7th person is...... with 120 comments 8th person is...... with 110 comments 9th person is...... with 7 comments 10th person is...... with 7 comments Contest from 2/1 thur 2/8 thanks maria

Adult With Pet Contest Ends Today At 5 P.m. Central Time
~ Adult with Pet Contest ~ Now i'm taking adults with pet or pets for my contest send your pic link to my inbox and i will enter you! one with most comments wins! 1st person is...... with 5881 comments 2nd person is...... with 4199 comments 3rd person is...... with 508 comments 4th person is...... with 462 comments 5th person is...... with 385 comments 6th person is..... with 171 comments 7th person is...... with 120 comments 8th person is...... with 110 comments 9th person is...... with 7 comments 10th person is...... with 7 comments Contest from 2/1 thur 2/8 thanks maria

Adult With Pet Contest Is Closed Winners Are.....
~~ Winners of the Adult with pet contest are.....~~ 1st Place is...... Wins Silver Motorcycle and Dozen Roses with 6000 comments 2nd Place is...... Wins Diamond Ring and Dozen Roses with 4243 comments 3rd Place is...... Wins Men's Bracelet and Dozen Roses with 508 comments 4th Place is...... Wins Diamond Earrings and Dozen Roses with 462 comments I want to thank everyone who was in the contest for doing a good job! thanks maria

Adult Jokes
Q.What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A: A cherry float. Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? A: 1 US leader Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? A: BEAT IT - we're closed. Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? A: To find a tight seal. Q: What's the difference between sin and shame? A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out. Q: What's the speed limit of sex? A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around. Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box? A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!" Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. Q: What's another name for pickled bread? A: Dill-dough. Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy? A: She's withholding evidence. Q: What's the difference between light and hard? A: You can sle

Adult Eyes Only
*Stolen from Godsmacked* lmao For anyone who likes to get down and dirty...b/c who doesnt like to do that...I sure do...Read on and get nasty....life is too short to be good! BE HONEST! 1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007? Yes 2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? Yes, in the park during a thunderstorm 3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? Yes...Does the term vienna sausage ring a bell? LOL 4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? No 5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? Wouldn't have it any other way 6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? Yes 7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? Many times *sighs* lol 8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP? Either's a problem? lol 9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX: Yes 10. EVER MASTERBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? Yes 11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND? No, I do so hate sharing lol 12. EVER HAVE A THREESOME? Yes 13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? I have, but prefer to make my own, during ;) 14. EVER THOUGHT OF

Adult Fairy Tales
Body: CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 am. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" "I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!" Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly, Peter, Peter, the something eater."

Adult Jokes.
Adult Jokes. Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex? A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick! Q.Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it! Q. What is a Yankee? A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? A. They both like a tight seal. Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? A. Their balls are just for decoration.. Q.What is the difference betw

Adult Fairy Tales
CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 am. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" "I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!" Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly, Peter, Peter, the something eater." __________

Adult Survey
*Honesty For Adults* *Relationships* What is your current relationship status? Very happily in a committed relationship Have you ever cheated on a significant other/bf/gf? yes Would you ever cheat on anyone? not anymore Have you ever thought about cheating on anyone? duh!!!! What are your thoughts on someone who cheats? they need to re-evaluate why they are in a relationship if they want to cheat Have you ever had a one night stand? yes *Family* Are your parents still married? not since i was 3 yrs old... Do you have any children? yes If so, how many and what are their ages? 1 daughter 22 yrs old Were they planned or unplanned? unplanned What are your thoughts on stay at home moms? i was one and

Adult Poem About Overtime
Oh Husband, Dear Husband, I tremble with fear. You've been on overtime almost a year, And since you are gone, till way late at night A good piece of ass seems way out of sight. O Husband, Dear Husband, Please don't be a fool, Working this overtime is wasting your tool. For better it is, to be poor all your life, Than to bring a soft peter home to your wife. I used to be happy as your little queen, But now every night you're no where to be seen You come home from work just able to creep, I feel like screwing, but you want to sleep. Each evening, Dear Husband, you crawl into bed, Your intentions are good but your peter is dead. I play with your pecker all wrinkled and dry, I get so damn mad, I could lay down and cry. I have pleaded with you dear, with tears in my eyes, I've played with your balls, but your pecker wont rise, So I'll find me a man who works eight hours a day, And while you're on O.T., we'll proceed to make hay. For in this whole world, there i

30 Adult Secrets
30 Secrets About Yourself 1. Ladies - does the carpet match the drapes? Gentlemen - Do you "log the forest"? I have hardwood floors (*wink wink*) 2. Where was your default pic taken? In my bedroom 3. What's your middle name? Lee 4. What is one "fetish" that you have? Having my hair pulled. 5. No names, but would you sleep with anyone on your friends list? OH HELL YES!!!!!!!!!!! 6. What was the name of the person you lost your virginity to? Dave Hobby 7. What color underwear are you wearing? I am not wearing any (Really, I wear them as little as possible . . .) 8. Man on top; woman on top or something else? Something else. 10. Name of one lover you regret. Tim B. 11. Where is the "most dangerous" place that you have ever had sex? Either behind a free standing MAC machine in the Pgh. Subway or on the hood of a police car (an ex was a cop) in an empty parking lot. 12. Give yourself a porn name. Lolita Hummalot 13. Have you ever slept with a

30 Adult Secrets
30 Secrets About Yourself 1. Ladies - does the carpet match the drapes? Gentlemen - Do you "log the forest"? Um, yes. I'm too lazy to dye my hair. :) 2. Where was your default pic taken? In my bedroom. In a hockey jersey. It's actually a cropped version of one of my NSFW pictures. 3. What's your middle name? Marie. 4. What is one "fetish" that you have? Being told what to do (i.e. slightly dominated). But only in bed. Outside of bed, um, no fuckin' way. :) 5. No names, but would you sleep with anyone on your friends list? Hm. Yes. 'course, they're all long-distance and/or married/committed. 6. What was the name of the person you lost your virginity to? Jeff Marker. My first boyfriend. At 20. 7. What color underwear are you wearing? Turquoise and maroon patterned string bikinis. 8. Man on top; woman on top or something else? Man on top. I like plain ol' missionary, so shoot me. 10. Name of one lover you regret. Cody. Does

Adult Puns
ADULT PUNS Did you hear about the new combination of Viagra and Doan's pills? It's so the back won't peter out and the peter won't back out. I was out hiking and thought I spied a pile of frog shit, but it turned out to be a toadstool. How is a blonde like peanut-butter? They spread for the bread. There was a Latina gal who had a reputation in Tampa as an expert at oral sex and was referred to by her nickname, "The Gulp of Mexico!" How do New Zealanders practice safe sex? They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick. Get more at www.hostdrjack.com

Adult Jokes
ADULT JOKES again! Adam was talking to his friend at a bar. He said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stuck." His friend said, "I have an idea! Why don't you make up a certificate saying that she can have 60 minutes of great sex , anyway she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled." So Adam decided to listen to his friend's advice. The next day at the bar, his friend said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?" "Yes, I did," Adam replied. "Did she like it?" "Oh yes! She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the forehead, and ran out the door, yelling, "I'll be back in an hour!" ******************************************************** A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc., and then asks, "What is y

Adult Photo's Here
I am in a contest that I need help in and I was hoping that you would be able to help me out.It has already started and no one has been able to comment on it do to the fact that you have to add the guy who is running it as a friend just to be able to view it because it has to be marked as NSFW since it is The Womans Intimate Piercing Contest... So I am Sending his profile link along with his blog entry explaing it all... Plus the link to my photo of course... Sorry I did not know it was going to be this much hassle for anyone... But please I desperatly need help so I can win a contest finally!!! Thank you and remember anything you may need ever feel free to ask as I am always willing!!! LINK TO MY PIC [ CherryTAP.com photo: 462861521 ] HIS PROFILE LINK TheRH ( Ladies Best Intimate Piercing Contest) Now Open@ CherryTAP HIS BLOG http://cherrytap.com/blog/43692/249666

Adult Fun Facts
Fun Adult Facts 1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capactity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong. 3) 80% of American men are circumsized, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "

Adult Education (scene 2)
ADULT Education Scene 2 I logged onto messenger, and found her light on. "Good evening, Miss Kitty" She responded with a "meow" and changed her display picture to a luscious, provocative woman. I let her know how impressed I was with the "book worm" that she was displaying, "Now that's a librarian that I wish I'd known when I was in school!" "Ken, this how I view myself when I read your stories. Your story of Prince Charming was delicious. By the time I got to the climax....I was writhing in my seat at the grill. I had picked up my cell phone and was recording a message to myself when the waitress approached. She must have overheard some of my conversation....either that or my physical appearance was more apparent than I had believed." "Oh really?" "It's not important now. What I need to know is whether or not I can share stories that you send to me over the internet....or must I somehow keep them all to myself?" "Well, don't you want to share the stories that are written

Adult Education (scene 3)
ADULT Education Scene 3 This week, I flirted quite a bit with Miss Kitty. I didn't let her know who I was, and I shared several stories with her. She especially seemed to like "The Money Lady", and so did I. At least, I should say that I enjoyed her offer to be strapped onto a saw horse and let me pleasure her thoroughly. She wanted me to share which male I was in the class. Though I knew that I would have to reveal myself some time... I was enjoying her disCUMfort. As time permitted, I worked on my seduction for this weeks assignment. Finally, the day had come. It was time to turn it in and risk my identity exposure. It would certainly be interesting... I pulled into the parking lot a few minutes early, hoping to drop my story off and watch the others arrive. I especially wanted to watch Clarrissa, since she had been my inspiration. Even now, I could see the contrast of her ebony skin agains her hot, wet, pink passion blossom. I wondered when... if... I would have the oppor

Adult Education (scene 4)
ADULT Education Scene 4 What was I doing here? I couldn't take Clarissa "home"!!! The apartment was a mess. My wife and I had separated just a few weeks ago, and I was nowhere close to being ready to entertain. My mind reeled as I tried to figure out what to do. I couldn't resist the offer of what I thought Clarissa was making. She was so delicious, her light ebony skin made me hungry. I tried to clear my mind and relax, but found it difficult. After all these years of marriage, and on-line flirting, I discovered that I'd fallen out of practice being with a woman alone. I was nervous. My whole body trembled. We walked out into the cool night. When we turned the corner, a brisk wind swirled around us and cut through my light jacket. Clarissa shivvered and clung tightly against me. "Wow, Ken. I was so impressed with your reading. You were so good at conveying the intensity. It was as if you were reading it just for me even though you took time to look into the faces of other

"adult" "mature" Sites
Sometimes it seems like the word Adult has no place where it's used the most often. But I guess it would be too mucyh of a hassle to use the phrase - people 18 and over who still haven't grown out of the phase of life where their hormones are out of contoll. Or maybe people who really like stuff asscociated with sex. I'm not trying to be condascending here, but I don't think the word adult, necesarly coincides with what people use it for. What ever happened to the phrase, " act like an adult." ? or " Lets be adults about this. " Does that mean " Lets get naked. " ? or " lets have sex. " ? I'm not saying sex isn't something adults should be interested in, or that it's not adult for people to be interested in sex. I certainly don't think it's something limiited to adults, or necesarily true about all adults. I just don't like the automatic association beween the two words. Here's the somewhat condascending part maybe. There's movies and things that have " Mature audiences

Adults Only!!!
Adults Only : Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A.) So men can be open minded. Q.) What's the speed limit of sex? A.) 68 because at 69 you eat it. Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q.) What's the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick? A.) You don't have to beg your wife or your girlfriend to blow your paycheck! Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego... A.) "Is it in?" Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy? A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A.) One of his fingers is clean. Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q.) What do bungee jumping and hookers have in common? A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed. [[[FEMALE & MALES]]] Repost in 3 mins with the

Adult Joks
ADULT JOKES The nurse was walking down the hospital corridor when her supervisor spotted her. The supervisor couldn't believe it: The nurses hair was unkempt, her dress wrinkled, and to top off her overall dishevelment, one of her breasts was hanging out of the open front of her uniform! "Miss Jennings! How can you account for parading around the hospital not only looking like a derelict, but with your breast exposed!" "Oh," said the nurse, as she stuffed her breast into her uniform, "It's those darn interns! They never put anything back when they're through using it!" ************************************************************** During a lull in the rehearsal the groom and best man, two long time friends and playboys, began to compare conquests. The groom, looking out over the crowd, said to his best man, "You know Bill, except for my wife to be, my two sisters and my mother, I've made love to every woman in this room." To which his friend responded, "Well then, bet

Adult Learning Center
Fall Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Monday, Oct 30, 2007 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM . Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday

Adult
I received an e-mail from you, it read a key will be waiting for you at the front desk. Be there promptly at 4pm. Do not respond to this note! Remember 3 things. do as you are told. your code words. and that you are mine reading those last words.. made me wet... I deleted the note grabbed my overnight bag.. and left. the road through Knoxville, Chattanooga... and finally to Atlanta.. was all a blur... i remember stopping for gas...but my mind was on the night ahead not the road..or... traffic. 3:50pm I found the hotel... there is a parking place right in front, a tighter fit than i would normally take, but,. maybe its an omen... this is fortunate, because i have to pee in the worst way. i grabbed my bag and headed for the reception desk. the man at the desk asks me my name. i give both yours and mine. he winks as he handed me an envelope. room 452 just a key and room number... i half expected a note... shrugging it off.. and suddenly re

Adult Content. 50 Mistakes Women Make During Sex
1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid ****. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault. 5. Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. That shit is uncomfortable after awhile. A little snuggling isn't unreasonable, but when it's ti

An Adult Storie About Joan And Jackie!
Joan decides to go out with some friends to a bar up town for a couple of drinks and to have a good time, she works all the time and never has a chance to do anything. Sitting with her friends and having a good time she sees this women sitting at the end of the bar all alone not sure if she was with anyone, she told her friends she’d be right back, approaching the women she says hi, my name is Joan and the women replied back I’m Jackie and asked her if she wanted to join them for drinks, so they all have a great time and by the end of the night they had hit it off as friends and exchanged numbers, talking everyday they had become the best of friends and always going and doing things together, one day out shopping for clothes they were in the dressing room and Jackie caught herself checking out Joan while she wasn’t looking, she knew about this side of her but how was she going to tell Joan? So they end up eating lunch at a little café in town, and during lunch Jackie says to Joan I ha

Adult Story
He walks threw the door to find her cooking. sneaking up behind her, he wraps his arms around her, kissing her neck , she beings to smile talking about there day, he turns her around to say I love you and they being to kiss softly, she wraps her arms around his neck , she begins to playfully bite his lip while they kiss one another making out in the kitchen lifting her up and placing her on the counter by her hips, she wraps her legs around him, and beings to unbutton his shirt as he undoes her bra with two fingers, taking off her shirt and bra, she removes his shirt and goes to undo his button and his zipper, his , black kakis falling to his ankles, he undoes her button and pulls down her jeans off while still sitting on the counter, while she is running her hands threw his hair his nibbling on her breast and her nipples, she takes deep breaths and he moves up to her neck where it drives her crazy, pulling her towards him he slides his penis into her softly watching her nose flair

Adult Pics
Okay, maybe I'm smoking too much crack but I used to have an Adult albuma and it's GONE. Are they deleting adult ablums even if you mark them as NSFW? (I feel I'm so tame compared to what's out there. Someone slap me back to reality and tell me I'm TOO MUCH for the public.) XOXO, Tina

Adult Resignation
I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year old again. I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant. I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make ripples with rocks. I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them. I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's day. I want to return to a time when life was simple. When all you knew were colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes, but that didn't bother you, because you didn't know what you didn't know and you didn't care. All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that should make you worried or upset. I want to think the world is fair. That everyone is honest and good. I want to believe that anything is possible. I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be

Adult Education (scene 5)
ADULT Education Scene 5 We climbed into bed, and slept. I was spent, honestly spent. I'd eaten her... she'd been as delightful as Danielle. She'd given me one blow job, jerked me off, and made me cum from sucking my balls while making me jerk off for her. THAT had been the most intense orgasm in quite some time. She'd finished me off by licking my shaft clean... it was so sensitive at that point that I felt as if I'd be in one CUMtinuous orgasm for hours. She had taken me, my shaft in her hand and led me to the bedroom. I climbed in and she had snuggled next to me. We slept as lovers have for centuries. I woke in the morning, alone. Shit! It had been a dream. A wonderful dream, but it certainly could not be true. I got up and headed for the bathroom. When I opened the door, Clarissa was there, standing naked before the mirror. Her hands were on her breasts, her feet were parted... She smiled at me. "Good morning, Ken... I had a wonderful time last night and I slept beautifu

Adult Mad Libs! Haha
WARNING: VERY! Explicit content below. If you are easily offended by derogatory remarks, read NO further. And My apoliges ahead of time. But, for the record, I was just the writer, not the word giver =p These are a few actual quotes from our mad lib games this weekend. If you dont know the game of mad libs you wont get it lol *Jack and Jill went up the swampthing to fuck a pail of semen. Jack fell down and broke his vaggine and Jill came swallowing after. *Open your windows and fill your McNasties with fresh Semen depository and then, exhale rapingly. *Ultimately, they invented the great timeskeeping devices of today such as the grandfather truck full of faggots, the pocket 50 Bob Sagets, the alarm French made baggets, and, of course, the sack full of semen watch. *Condratulations abusive mothers and child molesting fathers. You are about to give birth to a pedophile. Remember, a happy child comes from a happy beating stick. *When you board the bus, do

Adults Only.xxxx Rated...be Honest I Dare Ya To Send This Back To Me!!! Don't Be Scared!!! ;)
Adults only.xxxx rated...be honest I DARE YA TO SEND THIS BACK TO ME!!! Don't be scared!!! ;) 1. Anal or oral? 2. Chocolate or whip Cream? 3. Ice or feathers? 4. Two girls and a guy or two guys and a girl? 5. Movie porn or live porn? 6. What do you wear to bed ? 7. Love making or hard fucking? 8. Do you shave ? 9. Spit or swallow? 10. Do you masturbate ? 11. Whats your turn on ? 12. Whats your favorite position ? 13. Do you belive in no glove no love ? 14. Where would you really love to have sex ? 15. How long can you go ? (and be honest) 16. Bondage or soft & gentle ? 17. Have you ever had sex in public ? 18. Do you touch yourself and get turned on ? 19. Is there anyone on your mind you want to have sex with ? 20. List one person on your friends/family/fan list you would have sex with? Be honest !!

Adult Story... My Latest Writing..... Let Me Know What You Think
Him/Her > > It is a very warm and sunny day.. And I am > crabbing down in corbin city, on an island that you > reach by boat.... > > We are all alone and no one else in site. You're > bending over to check your handline and I come up > behind you, wrap my arms around you and bend against > you to whisper in your ear "nice veiw from where I'm > at". Then I nibbble on your earlobe as I rub your > nipples in my hands...... > > As the sun quenches my face to where my cheeks are red, > I turn to you and smile.. I see the beautiful smile on your face and I bend > over to plant a Very passionate kiss on you.. Deep, very sensual, almost sinful... > as you continue to rub my full breasts, massaging them, pinching the nipples. > I start to rub your cock through your Jeans feeling you throbbing & getting harder.. > You wrap your arms around me holding me tighter while you kiss me even > deeper..... > > Overcome with desire, I lift you up and carry you over to a blanket

...adult Survey...
1. Anal or oral? I like both a lot... if I had to choose... it'd be oral *as long as I was giving* 2. Chocolate or whip Cream? *whip cream* 3. Ice or feathers? feathers... never tried ice 4. Two girls and a guy or two guys and a girl? I've had both but I like fmf... 5. Movie porn or live porn? Making my own? 6. What do you wear to bed ? If someone's with me, nothing... if I'm alone I wear panties and pjs or a nighty... 7. Love making or hard fucking? Depends, I get in the mood for both, but generally hard fucking 8. Do you shave ? Nope, but I nair that bitch... 9. Spit or swallow? It's not ladylike to spit. 10. Do you masturbate ? A few times a day usually 11. Whats your turn on ? A good kisser 12. Whats your favorite position ? half hanging off the bed, my back and head on the floor and my legs up over your shoulders... 13. Do you belive in no glove no love ? Nope. I was married for 2

Adult Survey
1. Anal or oral? 2. Chocolate or whip Cream? 3. Ice or feathers? 4. Two girls and a guy or two guys and a girl? 5. Movie porn or live porn? 6. What do you wear to bed ? 7. Love making or hard fucking? 8. Do you shave ? 9. Spit or swallow? 10. Do you masturbate ? 11. Whats your turn on ? 12. Whats your favorite position ? 13. Do you beleive in no glove no love ? 14. Where would you really love to have sex ? 15. How long can you go ? (and be honest) 16. Bondage or soft & gentle ? 17. Have you ever had sex in public ? 18. Do you touch yourself and get turned on ? 19. Is there anyone on your mind you want to have sex with ? 20. List one person on your friends/family/fan list you would have sex with? Be honest !!

Adult Quiz
Adult quiz... Body: OK, now that I have your attention. An Adult Survey - Be honest. If you aren't honest then what is the point. Fill it out and re-post as a bulletin. Have fun. 1) Ever been to a strip club? YES 2) Ever been to a bar? YES 3) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? NO 4) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out somewhere? YES 5) Kissed someone of the same sex? YES 6) Thrown up from drinking too much? YES 7) Had sex in a car? YES 8) Had sex in a park? NO 9) Had sex in a cinema? NO 10) Had sex in a bathroom? YES 11) Had sex at work? YES 12) Have you ever been in an "adult" store? YES 13) Bought something from an "adult" store? YES 14) Is there anyone on your friends list you would consider having sex with? OH HELL YES....LOL 15) Have you ever had a threesome? YES 16) Are your breasts real? YES 17) Have you ever kissed a stranger? YES 18) Does anyone have naughty pics of you? NOT THAT I KNOW OF...LOL 19) Ever had oral sex in a nightclub? NO 20) Ever had sex with some

Adult Xxx Survey
NO CHILDREN ALLOWED!! An Adult Survey - Be honest. If you aren't honest then what is the point. Fill it out and re-post as a bulletin. Have fun. 1) Ever been to a strip club? Yes 2) Ever been to a bar? Yes 3) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? Yes 4) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? No I don’t drink… (Now I bet you are wondering how I got kicked out of a bar if I don’t drink, ask me I might tell you one day.) 5) Kissed someone of the same sex? Hell No 6) Thrown up from drinking too much? See answer to number 4 7) Had sex in a car? Yes 8) Had sex in a park? No 9) Had sex in a cinema? No (you would think with as much time as I spend at the movies this answer would be yes.) 10) Had sex in a bathroom? Yes 11) Had sex at work? Yes (Hence the answer to number 10) 12) Have you ever been in an "adult" store? YES 13) Bought something from an "adult" store? Yes what’s the point in going if you don’

Adult Survey
An Adult Survey - Be honest. If you aren't honest then what is the point. 1) Ever been to a strip club? Yes 2) Ever been to a bar? Yes 3) Ever been kicked out of a bar? Nope 4) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? yes 5) Kissed someone of the same sex? yes 6) Thrown up from drinking too much? yes 7) Had sex in a car? No..had sex ON a car though 8) Had sex in a park? Nope 9) Had sex in a cinema? Nope 10) Had sex in a bathroom? Yes 11) Had sex at work? no 12) Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Yes 13) Bought something from an "adult" store? Yes 14) Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? Yes 15) Have you ever had a threesome? yes 16) Are your breasts real? Yes 17) Have you ever kissed a stranger? yes 18) Does anyone have naughty pics of you? yes 19) Ever had oral sex in a nightclub? Not yet 20) Ever had sex with someone you met through Cherry Tap? yes An

Adult Education (scene 6)
ADULT Education Scene 6 My hopes were dashed... almost. We had stopped to pick up the strap on, I drove, with both ladies in the middle seats of my van. I listened and watched as they giggled. I watched, Clarissa holding the base between her knees... Janey stroked it... both hands grasping it and slowly jerking the rubber cock (it had to be a full 10 inches!!!) off. I imagined her hads on my shaft... she caught my eyes in the mirror and blew me a kiss. Oh shit she was a hottie. Clarissa stroked Janey's face with the tip of the cock. I cock got harder and harder with each minute. I expected a full blown orgy at my place. Instead, Clarissa directed me to my camera and told me that she wanted Janey all to herself. I was crushed, and my face showed it. My CUMsolation was for Janey to plant a hot, wet, mouth probing kiss on my mouth. Her breasts hot on my chest, her hands on my buns, she ground her hot hips against me. When she broke for a breath, she whispered in a sultry, thr

Adult's Survey...
This is a little more of a provactive survey than some of the others. 1. Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or night? Since morning is my night, I'd have to say mornings 2. What side of the bed do you sleep on? The right side 3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken? Sure, throw it on the grill! 4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? No but did in the drive way once 5. What leg do you put in pants first when pulling them up? Right 6. Candles or Incense? Candles 7. Do you dance when no one is watching? No but I do sing and you don't want to hear that 8. Did you play doctor when you were little? No but I play nurse now 9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? No my man gives it to me whenever so no need for that 10. Stove top cooking or microwave? Stove top 11. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty? My house is clean my car is packed with softball/t-ball equp. 12. Shower or bath? Shower 13. Do you pe

Adult Only
NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" Best one will get a reply...... 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BO

Adult (?) Survey
You: What color eyes? Hair? How tall? How old? What city do you live in? Male/Female? The Private You? How many people have you had sex with this year? How many of those people were one night stands? How many serious relationships have you had? What is your favorite position? Have you ever slept with more than one person at a time? Him / Her Eyes? Height? Weight? Body structure? Tall / short? Personality? Age? Misc. What is the first question you ask before having sex with someone? Have you ever considered or had a sex buddy with no relationship? If yes, how many? Have you ever not been in love with someone you had sex with? Top or bottom? Have you ever considered being with some of the same sex? What are 2 turn on's? What are 2 turn off's? Why did you feel it necessary to fill out this survey and post it for everyone to see? Who i

Adult Survey
You:What color eyes?blueHair?dirty blondeHow tall?5'7How old?22What city do you live in?in NH thats all you need to knowMale/Female?femaleThe Private You?How many people have you had sex with in 2006?3How many of those people were one night stands?0How many serious relationships have you had?4What is your favorite position?legs over the shoulders bent toward me Have you ever slept with more than one person at a time?yesHim / HerEyes?doesnt really matter blue a huge turn onHeight?negotionable preferably same hight or tallerWeight?negotionableBody structure?not a big deal Tall / short?taller betterPersonality?caring,sweet,honest,loyal,helpful,understanding,fun loving,compromising,loves kids and moreAge?preferably 18-30 may be lienant for right personMisc.What is the first question you ask before having sex with someone?dont really ask a question but would be nice to know if they have feelings for meHave you ever considered or had a sex buddy with no relationship?unfortunitaly i was trivk

Adult Hardcore Survey
This is for everyone to copy, paste, fill out , and send to whomever. Anyone who is sick of the vanilla surveys out there everywhere. Simple Section: 1. would you fuck me? 2. would you be my fuck buddy? 3. would you eat me? 4. would you let me eat you? 5. would you stay all night, or bolt before dawn? 6. what positions would you fuck me in? Little Harder 7. would you fuck me in the ass? 8. would you let me fuck you in the ass? 9. would you tie me up? 10.can i tie you up? 11. will you wear makeup for me? 12. wear a skirt for me? 13. be my bitch? 14. make me your bitch? Fetish time 15. would you suck my toes? 16. let me suck yours? 17. ask me to suck mine while you watch? 18. let me jack you off with my feet? 19. cum all over my feet? 20. lick said cum off my feet? 21. watch me lick it off? 22. help me lick it off? More fetish 23. Would you cut me? 24. let me cut you? 25. drink my blood? 26. let me drink yours? 27. 3-way mmf with me? 28. 3-way mff

Adult Survey
Adult quiz... Body: OK, now that I have your attention. An Adult Survey - Be honest. If you aren't honest then what is the point. Fill it out and re-post as a bulletin. Have fun. 1) Ever been to a strip club? nope but i want to go this year some time 2) Ever been to a bar? YES 3) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? NO 4) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out somewhere?i maybe stumbing and need directions but i can get home by myself 5) Kissed someone of the same sex? YES 6) Thrown up from drinking too much? YES and what a night 7) Had sex in a car? YES a BMW in the passenger seat...oh what fun 8) Had sex in a park? yep 9) Had sex in a cinema? NO 10) Had sex in a bathroom? oh YES 11) Had sex at work? nope not to date 12) Have you ever been in an "adult" store? YES 13) Bought something from an "adult" store? YES 14) Is there anyone on your friends list you would consider having sex with? mmmmmm sexy people on my friends list :P 15)have you ever had a t

Adult Jokes
MORE ADULT JOKES How do you know when a blond is having a bad day? Her tampon is behind her ear, and she can't find her pencil. ******************************************************************* Two gays got into a heated argument, with one of them saying, "Well, you can kiss my ass!" The other one blurted out, "This is no time to talk about romance, Bitch!" ************************************************************** When I worked for the laundry, I would go daily to the convent to ask the sisters if they had any dirty habits. ************************************************************ How can a girl tell when her date suffers from premature ejaculation? When he comes walking in the door. ************************************************************ This guy got a job playing the piano in a whorehouse. But he had to quit after the first week. He couldn't stand the fucking overhead. *********************************************************** What did the

Adult Servey
1. What is the 1st thing you notice on the opposite sex? Boobs 2. What is your favorite body part on the opposite sex? Vagina 3. What 1st drew you to your current bf/gf? Boobs 4. When did you first start liking the opposite sex? I think about 6 5. Who was your fist true love? Some girl, with little boobs, many years ago 6. (women) What is your bra size? 7. (men) Have you ever measured your penis? Nope 8. When did you lose your virginity? 16 9. Did you enjoy your 1st sexual experience? Not really, but i knew i liked vagina 10. (women...or gay men) Biggest penis you've ever had? 11. Ever make out with someone of the same sex? No 12. Are you straight, bi or gay? Straight 13. Do you remember your 1st orgasm? No 14. Do you prefer aggressive or passive partners? Depends on the mood 15. Are you aggressive or passive? See above 16. Ever been tied up? yes, and it didn'

Adult Relations
THE PICNIC... THE WARM SUNSHINE OF SPRINGTIME BARELY FILTERS THROUGH THE TREES AS YOU WALK DOWN THE TRAIL TO OUR MEETING SPOT. STILL COOL UNDER THE CANOPY OF LEAVES, YOU FIND YOURSELF PERSPIRING ANYWAYS. THE WALK IS PLENTY LONG ALBEIT BEAUTIFUL, WITH THE WILDFLOWERS BLOOMING AND THE STREAM SPLASHING DOWN THE ROCKS ALONG THE TRAIL. BUT THAT IS NOT WHY YOU ARE PERSPIRING. YOU ARE THINKING OF ME. THE STORIES I'VE TOLD ON LINE, SO SUGGESTIVE AND NAUGHTY. YOU ARE COMING TO MEET ME FOR THE FIRST TIME. YOU KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT ME, BUT IT IS MY DOMINANT SIDE THAT CALLS TO YOUR ANIMALISTIC DESIRES. YOU HAD WOKEN UP EARLY AFTER A NIGHT OF EROTIC DREAMS. YOU HAVE PREPARED YOURSELF PER MY INSTRUCTIONS AND NOW... YOU ARE MINUTES FROM FINALLY MEETING ME. YOU ARE LISTENING TO THE BIRDS SINGING AS YOU ROUND A BEND AND SEE MY MARKER DIRECTING YOU OFF THE MAIN TRAIL ONTO A THINNER PATH. ABOUT TWENTY PACES UP THIS PATH IT OPEN

Adulterous
Adulterous I am happy that I can make you delighted. The thought of touching your body gets me excited. Yeah I have rocked and socked your world. Rearranged and changed you girl. I know you like the way my hands make you melt. You haven't felt the pleasures that my hands delt. Skimming lightly with my finger tips over your skin. Sweeter than sin the tension within making you grin. I know your ol' man can't understand. And that dude can't do what I can. So I'll keep this fling a secret thing. But baby I don't see no wedding ring. I'm good to keep this on the low low . Cause your man might just end up knowing. Might be suspect to where you going. It is our little secret that we be constantly boning. In my private place you can get loud with your moaning. Those first fuck sessions where just a taste of my grace. Believe me, I know how to set a pace. I can entice that kind of spice that can make you feel nice. After the other night I wanna love you more than twice.

Adult Survey
1. What is the 1st thing you notice on the opposite sex? 2. What is your favorite body part on the opposite sex? 3. What 1st drew you to your current bf/gf? 4. When did you first start liking the opposite sex? 5. Who was your fist true love? 6. (women) What is your bra size? 7. (men) Have you ever measured your penis? 8. When did you lose your virginity? 9. Did you enjoy your 1st sexual experience? 10. (women...or gay men) Biggest penis you've ever had? 11. Ever make out with someone of the same sex? 12. Are you straight, bi or gay? 13. Do you remember your 1st orgasm? 14. Do you prefer aggressive or passive partners? 15. Are you aggressive or passive? 16. Ever been tied up? 17. Ever have a 3sum? 18. Ever participate in an orgy? 19. Do you like oral sex? a. give? b. receive? 20. How old were you when you 1st performed or received oral? 21. Any celebrities you would have sex with if you could? 22. Favorite position? 23.

Adult Nursery Rhymes: Bedtime Poems --for Big Kids
Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. Mary had a little lamb, Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. Jack and Jill went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pie man, "What have you got there?" Said the Pie man unto Simon, "Pies, you dumb NFBSK!" Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses and all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again. Hey diddle diddle, the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. Georgie Porgy Pudding and Pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry. And when the boys came out to play, He kissed them too 'cause he was gay. There was a lit

Adult Fairy Tales
CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 am. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" "I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!" Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly, Peter, Peter, the something eater." ______

Adult Survey
Body: 1. Is sex best morning afternoon or night? i'm choosing ANY TIME! 2. What side of the bed do you sleep on? Right .. or middle 3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken: chicken 4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?: Guilty !! Yes I have 5. What leg do you put in pants first when pulling them up?: idk never paid attention 6. Candles or Incense? candles 7. Do you dance when no one is watching? i have 8. Did you play doctor when you were little? yes 9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? I think in germany .. it's a bit of a blur 10. Stove top cooking or microwave? you cooking 11.Would you rather your house be dirty or car? my car. 12. Shower or bath? Both 13. That spot that makes you melt?: if you can't find it i'm not directing you to it 15. Mexican or Chinese food?: Mexi 16. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?: both 17. Do you love someone on your top friends?: Yes 1

Adult Jokes
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant. To his dismay, she ordered almost everything expensive on the menu. Appetizers, lobster, champagne. The works. Finally he asked her, "Does your Mother feed you like this at home?" "No, of course not," she said, "but my Mother's not hoping to get into my pants tonight, either." Tony met a young woman in a bar. She accepted his invitation to go back to his apartment with him. After a few drinks and some soft music, he suggested they retire to the bedroom, and the girl agreed. Soon they were going at it hot & heavy, when all of a sudden, Tony stopped dead, looked at her and said, "Hey, you don't have herpes, do you?" "No," she replied. "What would make you ask such a thing?" "That's a relief," said Tony. "The last girl didn't tell me till it was too late!" The prostitute had an appointment with her psychiatrist. When she entered at his offi

Adulthood
When we are kids, we have friends. We have sleepovers, summer camp, summer vacation, Christmas vacation, Spring Break, and loads of other happy things to celebrate. Sure, not everyone had a rosy childhood, but even the most awful memories are dulled by time. When we reach adulthood, we lose these little celebrations, bit by bit. We lose most of our vacations and find out our parents weren't kidding when they said we had it easy. We stop having sleepovers, and trade those instead for one permanent sleepover with a husband or wife. I don't think some people ever really get the hang of that one. We have kids of our own, and fully understand why our parents were so freaked out by us all of the time...why they hated our music and didn't understand our language or the fashion choices we'd made. We finally "get it," it comes to us in a moment of clarity, "Oh my God, you were right. You were right about everything." I asked my mother once, while going through some troubles with my ow

Adult Sex Quiz ... See How Well You Do :p
Let's See How Well You Do... Answers At The Bottom lmao 1.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? 2.) What's the speed limit of sex? 3.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? 4.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick? 5.) Three words to ruin a man's ego... 6.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers? 7.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? Answers: 1A.) So men can be open minded. 2A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around. 3A.) The longer you play with them,the harder they get. 4A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! 5A.) "Is it in?" 6A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. 7A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed. :P Have A Great Day!

Adults Only Survey
Body: Adults Only Survey! Body: 1. Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or night? morning, afternoon and night! 2. What side of the bed do you sleep on? If alone...middle...if not...closet to the alarm clock 3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken? chicken 4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? not with myself driving but other people have had to pull over for me 5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on? at the moment it would be the left cause getting pants over the cast is a pain in the butt 6. Candles or Incense? both 7. Do you dance when no one is watching? yes...and when drunk I dance so everyone can see 8. Did you play doctor when you were little? of course...who didn't 9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? not that I can recall but you never know 10. Stove top cooking or microwave? microwave 11. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty? my car since I dont have one 12. Shower or b

Adult Content
Why is it that they say they are an adult site but yet they cencer what is said.If this is an all adult site why is it if you put something on that is for adults only that they tell you that you can't do that? It makes no bloody sense! If people are appauled by something they shouldn't look at it instead of running and tattling like a little bloody child!That right there should tell you that they are not mature enough to handle adult sites and are the ones that don't need too have access to adult content!Hell no one makes you look at it and you can always click on something else too look at!People like that tend to get under my skin really bad and makes me want to tie them up to the outer armor of my humvee and use them as body shields!

Adult Quiz
Body: Adults Only Survey! 1. Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or night? morning, afternoon and night! 2. What side of the bed do you sleep on? The right side always 3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken? Pork or chicken, don't like red meat but will eat it if I have to in small quantities. 4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? not with myself driving but other people have had to pull over for me 5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on? The left leg...left handed lol. 6. Candles or Incense? both 7. Do you dance when no one is watching? yes, and even when people are lol. 8. Did you play doctor when you were little? Hell ya 9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? Ummmmm, nope. 10. Stove top cooking or microwave? Stove top 11. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty? my car since I dont have one 12. Shower or bath? bubble bath 13. Do you pee in the shower? no 15. Mexican or

Adults Only Survey
Body: Adults Only Survey! 1. Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or night? morning, afternoon and night! 2. What side of the bed do you sleep on? I'm single. I sleep in the middle. 3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken? Sure. 4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? No. 5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on? Left 6. Candles or Incense? both 7. Do you dance when no one is watching? Sometimes. 8. Did you play doctor when you were little? No. We played house. 9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? Uh... 10. Stove top cooking or microwave? Stove top 11. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty? Car since it's always dirty anyway. 12. Shower or bath? Shower 13. Do you pee in the shower? Uh... 15. Mexican or Chinese food? Both 16. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Combo 17. Do you love someone on your friends list? Sort of. I don't really know them, but they

Adult Survey
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? Yep 2. Is sex best in the morning, afternoon, or night? Anytime! There is no 'best' time, its all good! 3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? If you are looking at the bed its the left side 4. Pork, beef, or chicken??? Chicken! 5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? Nope 6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? nope 7. Shower or bath? Shower if I want to get clean. 8. Do you pee in the shower? Nope 9. Mexican or Chinese? Chinese 10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Aggressive 11. Do you love someone on your top friends? Yup 13. Love or money? Love...but money is nice. 14. Cards or cash? CASH 15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't? Yes 16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel? Depends on the time of year and who I'm with. 17.Vagina? Check 18. Would you shave your

Adult Survey
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? oh yes! 2. Is sex best in the morning, afternoon, or night? I like sex all the time. 3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? right side closest to the door 4. Pork, beef, or chicken??? beef 5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? maybe when i was little 6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? no 7. Shower or bath? Shower 8. Do you pee in the shower? sometimes 9. Mexican or Chinese? Chinese 10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Aggressive 11. Do you love someone on your top friends? definitly 13. Love or money? Love 14. Cards or cash? cards with cash inside 15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't? no 16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel? I like both. 17.Vagina? i like it but don't have one 18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)? Never 19. Have

Adult Fun
Hosted By: JULIETWhen: Friday Sep 14, 2007 at 8:00 PMWhere: The Sans Souci1055 Regal RowDallas, TX 75201United StatesDescription: Single Men $15 Couples $15 Unescorted Women (Free) So dress up and come party Glow in the dark party....

Adult Fairy Tales
CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 am. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" "I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!" Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly, Peter, Peter, the something eater." ______

Adulthood..
*top 25 ways to tell you've finally grown up* 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the

Adult Site....ha
I thought that when I first joined CherryTap, that this was an "adult" only site so that "adults" would have some place on the internet to interract with each other with no consequence to what was said or posted...Well I guess since it is becoming of age, the Gustopo and it's storm troopers must somehow keep the masses under control. The censorship of photos and stash is not the workings of an "adult" only site, and I for one, is kinda getting sick of it. Believe me, If I could find another site on the internet that is so populated with people and is designed somewhat like this, but with a lot less censorship, I would delete my account and move to the other site in a heartbeat....and if I keep mouthing off to GOD and his minions...I just may get deleted. But...It is time to bring back the old CherryTap...and get these censorship assholes the hell out of here...and if that means the bouncers...then so be it.... THIS IS AN ADULT SITE.....LETS ACT LIKE ONE AND PARTY!!!!!!!

Adult Sex Quiz
I DIDN'T WANT TO RISK NOT SENDING THIS AS YOU WILL SEE AT THE BOTTOM!! Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A.) So men can be open minded. Q.) What's the speed limit of sex? A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around. Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick? A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego... A.) "Is it in?" Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy? A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A.) One of his fingers is clean. Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? A.) They both cost a hundred

Adult Jokes
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for "suck here". Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under." Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q: WHY DO WOMEN RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch... AND: Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT? A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose

Adult Questions That Im Not Afraid To Answer!!
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? yes there is!! 2. Is sex best in the morning, afternoon, or night? all the time is the best time! 3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? left side 4. Which do you prefer...Pork, beef, or chicken??? chicken 5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? No 6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? Nope 7. Shower or bath? shower 8. Do you pee in the shower? Ummm NO 9. Mexican or Chinese food? Mexican food 10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? i want one that is both 11. Do you love someone on your top friends? Yes 13. Love or money? Love 14. Do you use mostly Credit cards or cash? cash 15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't ? Yes 16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel? Camping 17.Vagina's???? I have one lol 18. Would you shave your entire body (including y

Adult Bookstore
Adult Bookstore by MOVIEFAN4© I walked into the adult bookstore as usual, hoping to find an interesting encounter but so often disappointed. It was Saturday night about 11:45 p.m. and the parking lot had a dozen cars or so. I got tokens from the clerk and headed back to the video booth area. On my way back to find a booth I caught a glimpse of a petite blonde in cut off jeans, a blouse and high heel "come fuck me " shoes already watching a movie with her boyfriend/husband. They were hugging closely in the booth and I could see she was stroking his cock. I went into the booth across from them so I could keep an eye on the action. I started to watch some movies which only made me more horny. I could see him playing with her ass and tits. I was very nervous about exposing myself to her so I just watched for the next 15 minutes. They kept fondling each other and I was hoping their play would get more nasty. She turned around a couple of times and caught me staring at them. One time s

An Adulterous Affair
An Adulterous Affair by FawnLowery © I hadn't planned on committing adultery--it just seemed to happen. I'm executive secretary to Tom Crawford, senior partner in the Crawford Law Firm. It was Friday afternoon, and I was trying to clear my desk so I could leave work by 5:00 o'clock when Lee Matthews stopped by my office. Lee is the newest attorney to join the group. He asked if I could find a file for him before I left for the day. "You're not working late again, are you?" I asked merely to be polite. He was in his dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up and his tie loosened. He looked like he'd been sweating over a project. I knew he was handling the Smith case, and awaiting a trial date. Lee perched on one corner of my desk while I crossed the room to the file cabinet. I heard him expell a loud sigh and I turned to look at him. "I'm cutting my teeth on this case, Lanie," he said shaking his head. Everybody in the office called me Lanie, sort of a nickname for Elaine

An Adult Survey
1. How many people have you had sex with in 2007?4 maybe lol 2. Weed, coke, speed, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms... of these, how many have you done? none i dont do drugs at all 3. Ever been cheated on? Yes 4. Ever paid for sex? if you count meeting someone in a motel room then yes lol 5. Ever been married? yes unfortunately 6. Ever been divorced? not yet 7. If you HAD to pick one, whats your favorite sexual position? doggy 8. Do you own any guns? yes 9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail? No 10. Ever been in rehab? No 11. Have you ever had any sexual experiences with the same sex? yes more than once 12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on fubar Not yet lol 13. Truthfully… size matters? if they know how to operate it its all good there is such a thing as too much lol 14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris? Who cares? 15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with? george clooney 16.

Adult Nursey Rhymes
> I thought these were cute. I hope you enjoy them also. > > > Nursery Rhymes for Big Kids > > > Mary had a little pig, > She kept it fat and plastered; > And when the price of pork went up, > She shot the little bastard. > > MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB > Her father shot it dead. > Now it goes to school with her, > Between two hunks of bread. > > JACK AND JILL Went up the hill > To have a little fun. > Stupid Jill forgot the pill > And now they have a son. > > SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair. > Said Simple Simon to the Pie man, > "What have you got there?" > Said the Pie man unto Simon, > "Pies, you dumb Ass" > > HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall, > Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. > All the king's horses, > And all the king's men. > Had scrambled eggs, > For breakfast again. > > HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle, > All over the bedside clock. > The little dog laughed to see such fun. > Then died of electric

Adult Questions
1. Is there anyone on your “top friends’ list you would ever consider having sex with? yeah only Chris tho for now haha 2. What side of the bed do you usually sleep? depends on where I fall asleep at 3. Have you ever had sex with someone that you hated? well I hate those 2 now so hmm 5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? I haven't puked for years 6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? nope not a stripper 7. Shower or bath? shower 8. Do you pee in the shower? no 9. Mexican or Chinese? chinese 10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? haha mixture of both....lets have fun 11. Do you love someone on your top friends? yes Chris and a few select other friends 12. Have you ever slept with anyone on your top friends? chris i have 13. Love or money? love....it lasts forever money doesnt. 14. Credit cards or cash? cash, credit cards can screw up your life. 15. Has there ever been

Adult Websiat-store
WELL LADIES AND GENTELMAN, IM HAVIN TROUBLE FINDING A SUPPLIER FOR COLORED CONTACT LENSES. BUT WHILE SEARCHIN FOR SAID SUPPIER I CAME ACROSS A GOOD SOURCE FOR ADULT ITEMS AND SUCH-XXX. SO IM ASKIN THE PEOPLE OF FUBAR WHAT THEY WOUILD BUY SO THAT I MAY CATER TO THERE NEEDS AND YES YOU ALL WILL GET THE BEST PRICE I COULD POSSIBLLY GIVE,AND THATS MY WORD. PLEASE GIVE ME SOME KINDA FEED BACK. THANK YOU ALL MY FUBAR FAMILY.....

Adult Facts
Sex Facts! fact about sex Men: 1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect (no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth). 3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the term "feminine", 7% say they are

Adults With Pet Contest!
Adult with Pet contest! I need adults with pets pics for this! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/24 thur 10/30 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD~ * ~< a href="http://fubar.com" target=_blank>@ fubar

Adult Story (written At The Request Of An Old Friend) It's Really Cheesy!!! That's Your Warning
Warning this is a REALLY Fucked up story squeamish should not proceed.Please leave comments with your thoughts. Kidnapped Harem(Chapter 1) By The Master Nine inch nails is playing in the background and the drum's Boom Pssh Boom Pssh is drowning out the screams. Intentionally he plays this when he calls to mating his harem. All 5 neighborhood women Kidnapped and bound in his soundproofed basement. Only he can hear the screams when he violates them in various ways while they're tied up in several positions. The oldest is 45 she has her arms shackled to the wall and her feet bound to the floor so she is forced to lean over with her now reddened ass in the air. He masturbates to the squealing everytime he smacks her ass with his cattle prod. SMACK (EEEEEE) Smack(EEEEEE) "Squeal Bitch Squeal" He exclaims after each sharp torture he inflicts on her naked bottom. "Leave her alone you Sick Fuck" shouts his newest acquisition he refers to as Tori. She appears to be 19 or 20 to him but to be hon

Adult Time
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would consider having sex with? no 2. What side of the bed do you usually sleep on? All over it. 3. Have you had sex with anyone in your top friends? Nope. 4. Pork, beef, or chicken? beef, lol 5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? Hahha,' the one drivin did....damn.. 6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? Nope. 7. Shower or bath? Shower..But both. 8. Do you brush your teeth in the shower? Sometimes, but not really. 9. Mexican or Chinese food? mexican 10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Hmm.... Not sure...50/50. 11. Do you love someone on your top friends? Yeah. 12. Do looks matter to you? In a way, but personality really does change you're looks. 13. Love or money? both 14. Credit cards or cash? Cash... =) both 15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't? sometimes 16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 s

An Adult Survey
An Adult Survey - Be honest. If you aren't honest then what is the point. 1) Ever been to a strip club? many times 2) Ever been to a bar? Yes 3) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? once or twice :) 4) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? nope 5) kissed someone of the same sex? hell no 6) thrown up from drinking to much? a couple times 7) had sex in a car? yes 8) had sex in a park? yes 9) had sex in a movie theater? yes 10) had sex in a bathroom? yes 11) had sex at work? yes 12) Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Yes 13) Bought something from an adult store? ohh yes 14) Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? many times 16) Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? definitely. 17) have you ever had a threesome? yes. 18) Are your breasts real? hmmmmmm 19) Have you ever kissed a stranger??? yes 20) Does anyone have naughty pics

Adult Stories
One rainy night, Storm was working on a new project on his porn site in the other room. Brandi was in the bedroom watching TV and relaxing, getting tired she slips out of her clothes and gets comfortable. She finds some porn to watch from the Porn4Porn collection of Storms and slips the bag of sex toys out. As the movie starts, Brandi is already touching her hard nipples and sliding her hand down her stomach to her hot pussy. As she runs the tip of her finger across her clit a few times and then inside her pussy, she lets out this moan. Peaking Storms curiosity about the noise, he finds his way down the hallway and looks into the cracked door. He stands in the door way for a few minutes getting aroused, watching his slut finger her pussy. Storm strips his clothes off and walks in the room, as he walks past the bed he leans over and kisses Brandi and reaches down to help finger her pussy, as he goes to sit down, Brandi grabs his hand and sucks the juices off his fingers. S

Adults Beware -- New Vaccine Guidelines Released
From Dr. Mercola website....... interesting The Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices, a division of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), has released the 2007-2008 recommended immunization schedules for adults in the US. The schedule includes 11 different types of vaccines for adults, including: Tetanus, diphtheria, and acellular pertussis (Td/Tdap) Human papillomavirus (HPV) Measles, mumps, rubella (MMR) Influenza Herpes zoster (shingles) Key changes in this year's recommendations include: Varicella (chickenpox) vaccination is recommended for all adults that have no apparent immunity to the virus Zoster (shingles) vaccination is advised for all adults 60 years of age and older, regardless of whether they have had a prior shingles episode HPV vaccine is recommended for women over the age of 26, who have not already completed the three-dose series It is recommended that flu vaccination be admin

Adult Games - Chapter 2 , If Ya Care To Read It ...might Be Nsfw So Be Careful!!!
As I stand my knees go weak as you kiss me until my nerve endings are on fire, I want to drown in the way you surround me as you take my clothes off me kissing as you go, you then lay me down on the bed. Your hands run unchecked all over my body, learning every curve and hollow. You start kissing my neck and work slowly down my chest , going to each side to leave kisses on each of my breasts. Your tounge darting to each peak, teasing me until I can't stand it. I arch my back trying to get closer to you, but you keep moving further away. Your breath is hot on my skin, goosebumps cover my bare skin as you get closer to it. Your hands slide down my sides, working down to my knees as you slide to the inside of my thighs. They move closer to my center, but not quite touching yet. You start kissing down my stomach, working closer to where your hands are, my back arches high and my knees part hoping to feel you touch me. You move to place your body between my legs and run

Adult Questions
Body: ADULT QUESTIONS 1. Is there anyone on your top friends list you had sex with? What kind of sex? Cyber, Yes. Phone, Yes. In real life, No. 2. Is sex best in the morning, afternoon, or night? All the time is good :)~ 3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? I prefer the right, but sleep on the left as it is. (this is in the in bed already time frame. The opposite when looking at the bed) 4. Lights on or off? off 5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? ummmm no :( 6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? nope thats all free 7. Shower or bath? Bath... but don't have time too often 8. Do you pee in the shower? Yup :) 9. Mexican or Chinese? I've only had mexican, don't know any chinese I've been interested in. 10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Aggressive :) 11. Love, money, or lust? Lust, the rest comes later :) 13. Credit cards or cash? Cards :) 14. Has there ever been anyone i

Adult Survey - Be Honest
Adult Survey - Be honest. If you aren't honest then what is the point. Fill it out and re-post as a bulletin. Have fun.!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1) Ever been to a strip club? YES 2) Ever been to a bar? YES 3) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? YES 4) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? NO 5) Kissed someone of the same sex as you? NO 6) Thrown up from drinking too much? YES 7) Had sex in a car? YES 8) Had sex in a park? YES 9) Had sex in a cinema? NO 10) Had sex in a bathroom? YES 11) Given or gotten road head? YES 12) Have you ever been in an "adult" store? YES 13) Bought something from an "adult" store? YES 14) Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? YES 15) have you ever had a threesome? YES 16) Are your breasts real? YES BUT i DO NOT NEED INPLANTS AS i AM A GUY 17) Have you ever kissed a stranger? YES 18) Does anyone have naughty pics of you? YES

Adult Survey - Be Honest
Adult Survey - Be honest. If you aren't honest then what is the point. Fill it out and re-post as a bulletin. Have fun.!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1) Ever been to a strip club? YES 2) Ever been to a bar? YES 3) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? YES 4) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? NO 5) Kissed someone of the same sex as you? YES 6) Thrown up from drinking too much? Nope 7) Had sex in a car? YES 8) Had sex in a park? Nope 9) Had sex in a cinema? NO 10) Had sex in a bathroom? YES 11) Given or gotten road head? YES 12) Have you ever been in an "adult" store? YES 13) Bought something from an "adult" store? YES 14) Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? YES 15) have you ever had a threesome? YES 16) Are your breasts real? YES 42DDD if you want to know 17) Have you ever kissed a stranger? YES 18) Does anyone have naughty pics of you? YES 19) Ev

Adult Game ;)
There is at least one person on your FUBAR list that wants to fuck the hell out of you. So lets play the Fuck or Pass! game. The rules are simple... if you want to fuck the person who posts this, send them a message saying "Yep, I'd Fuck you." SCARED? lol this sH!T's funny YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! and see who replies. There is at least one person on your FUBAR list that wants to do u so!!!

Adult Game.....
There is at least one person on your FUBAR list that wants to fuck the hell out of you. So lets play the Fuck or Pass! game. The rules are simple... if you want to fuck the person who posts this, send them a message saying "Yep, I'd Fuck you." SCARED? lol this sH!T's funny YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! and see who replies. There is at least one person on your FUBAR list that wants to do u so!!!

Adult Game
There is at least one person on your FUBAR list that wants to fuck the hell out of you. So lets play the Fuck or Pass! game. The rules are simple... if you want to fuck the person who posts this, send them a message saying "Yep, I'd Fuck you." SCARED? lol this sH!T's funny YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! and see who replies. There is at least one person on your FUBAR list that wants to do u so!!!

The Adult Game
There is at least one person on your FUBAR list that wants to fuck the hell out of you. So lets play the Fuck or Pass! game. The rules are simple... if you want to fuck the person who posts this, send them a message saying "Yep, I'd Fuck you." SCARED? lol this sH!T's funny YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! and see who replies. There is at least one person on your FUBAR list that wants to do u so!!!

Adult Friend Finders
Adult Friend Finders has accounts on fubar, sending links to their site as profile comments. If you see any comments that look like this one, report the sending site to scrapper, so he can delete the account. The comment looks like a video, but if you click to play, it sends you out of fubar and onto the Adult Friend Finder site. It looks like they are only sending these comments to the newer members. It's against Fubar TOS, and is giving the wrong impression of Fubar to new members. This is a screenshot, so the link won't work here

Adult Sites Lol
here we go... i just got told if i ever broke up with my boyfriend i should go to hotguys.com lol which i type in and it was an adult site and this a 9 year old girl told me that lol which she was trying to go to something else but type that in lol she hit her head on the door and lost her mind i can't stop laughing its just to funny

Adult Game!
There is at least one person on your FUBAR list that wants to fuck the hell out of you. So lets play the Fuck or Pass! game. The rules are simple... if you want to fuck the person who posts this, send them a message saying "Yep, I'd Fuck you." SCARED? lol this sH!T's funny YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!!

Adult Game Nsfw
There is at least one person on your FUBAR list that wants to fuck the hell out of you. So lets play the Fuck or Pass! game. The rules are simple... if you want to fuck the person who posts this, send them a message saying "Yep, I'd Fuck you." SCARED? lol this sH!T's funny YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!!

Adult Only
this shit is hella funny... Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A.) So men can be open minded. Q.) What's the speed limit of sex? A.) 68 because at 69 you eat it. Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick? A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego... A.) "Is it in?" Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy? A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A.) One of his fingers is clean. Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q.) What do bungee jumping and hookers have in common? A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.

'adult' Drinks...lmao
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. Aftera while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar: A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue...salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys......smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks........this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.... In one second the

Adult Arguments
I don't know sometimes why I bother, most...no 99.9% of the time its not worth it, I should just be like everyone else, block anyone who i have the slightest dislike to disagreement with. who cares about friendships, i mean in real life id just completely block out and never speak to a friend i disagree with or argue with once right?[read in the last line:sarcasm] Oh wait! no, when i take the time to get to know someone I like to try to salvage a friendship, since friendship is all about learning from each other. Sometimes I wish I was insecure enough to be that mean to people, but I got over that in middle school. I learned that name calling and bashing doesn't accomplish anything. Neither person is happier, it resolves nothing. Its pointless. The name caller is nothing but insecure, calling names only because they don't want to be called a name first. They are the ones who are REALLY insecure. If you weren't insecure, you'd have no need to try to make other people feel insecure

Adult - Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas– Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I’ve busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of ‘Thanks Santa’– what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money– The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes– if that ain’t damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days– they all are the pits They want the impossible– Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls… Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo’s– No request for them, They want computers and r

Adult Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner, and momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangey reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of the sled, A sock in his ear and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Woa Shithead, woa Asshole, woa Stupid, woa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. Look o

Adult Style Christmas..lol
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner, and momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangey reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of the sled, A sock in his ear and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Woa Shithead, woa Asshole, woa Stupid, woa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. Look o

Adult Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner, and momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangey reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of the sled, A sock in his ear and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Woa Shithead, woa Asshole, woa Stupid, woa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. Look o

Adult Christmas - Lmmfao
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner, and momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangey reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of the sled, A sock in his ear and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Woa Shithead, woa Asshole, woa Stupid, woa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. Look o

Adult Threesome
Beth and I have been out with the girls at the local bar and it is late and she doesn’t want to drive all the way home so she comes home with me. We come in the door still buzzed from drinking and turn on the TV. You had been watching the playboy channel and there are two girls on the screen going at it. I leave it there; standing by the couch we start chatting. I tell her that I want to do something with her hair and move around behind her as I gather her hair in my hands I lightly brush my finger across her warm neck. “Oh your skin is so soft.” I tell her. Then her soft scent reaches me. “Mmmm you smell good. What kind of perfume is that?” I ask. She giggles and tells me. I can’t resist touching her neck again. And I stroke it with my fingers. Then lean over and kiss her neck softly. She pushes her neck to me for more of the feeling. I slowly bunch her hair in my fist and tilt her head back. I suck on the skin of her neck and then gentle bite along her shoulder. She starts grinding h

Adult Story
Entry for March 12, 2007 ok i wrote a short adult story awhile ago and figured i could post it here. it is all fiction from my demented mind! enjoy! You come in from a long day at work, and just want to relax. You take off your shoes and sit in your chair in front of your computer. You turn and log on and feel tense and tired, your eye lids are only half open. You feel hands gently start to rub your neck and shoulders, and they make you start to relax and your head rolls forward to give better access. The rubbing gets harder and deeper and then the hands move down over your chest. The rubbing continues to rub your tits thru your shirt, but then you feel a mouth kissing and licking the back of your neck. A moan of pleasure escaped your beautiful lips. The hands on your tits move towards the buttons on your silk blouse, and then they grab each side and rip the shirt wide open as the mouth on your neck bites down and starts to suck hard. The hands pull down the cups of your lacy

Adult Jokes
Sandpaper Sally 3 men went to a night club looking to pick up chicks. One of the guys saw the hottest chick he'd ever seen. "I'm gonna talk to her", he said. "NO NO NO" said the other 2 guys. "She'll mess you up real bad!" The guy went over and talked to her anyway. They talked for awhile and then went back to her apartment and started to get down to business. 2 minutes in he had to quit. "I can't take it any more! It's too rough," he said. "Alright," she said "I'll be back in a minute." A couple minutes later she returned and they started again, now it was really smooth and nice. "How did you fix that?" he asked. "I picked the scabs and let them puss." she replied!

Adult Jokes
Doctor Dave Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients, and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go, Dave." But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering: "Dave..... Dave..... Dave, you sick bastard You're a vet."

Adult Jokes
Suck an Orange Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one. As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed, Grandma didn't know her occupation. Grandma stopped to say hi, and asked what the line was for. Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the line. When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed. He said, "How the heck do you do this at your age?" She said "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck'em dry!" The policeman fainted.

Adultery/almost
its fucked up that we've met under these circumstances while the both of us are already involved in romances and i love my girl and i know u love your man so i guess ther's no reason for us to take this chance other than the fact that we both feel this attraction we're trying to figure addition without subtraction meaning that we both want more from each other but we don't wanna risk losing what we have with our lovers we're in a catch 22 fighting off what we feel fighting to seperate this fantasy from real but we're fighting a losing battle a battle we can't win because the fact that we're fighting it means we're now in it's just a matter of time before our hands are forced and we both submit to what we feel is our course and of course we can't deny the way we make each other feel is a feeling that when we feel it feels way too real we've kissed without ever touching one anothers lips and felt things from just a little brush of finger tips i even

Adults Only Quiz
Dont be a Chicken adult survey~~ dont be a chicken!!!LOL 1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? 2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? 3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? 4. Pork, beef, or chicken? 5. Ever have to pull over on side of road to puke? 6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? 7. Shower or bath? 8. Do you pee in the shower? 9. Mexican or Chinese? 10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? 11. Do you love someone on your friends list? 12. Do you know all the people on your friends list? 13. Love or money? 14. Credit cards or cash? 15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't? 16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel? 17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex? 18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money? 19. Have you ever been to a strip club? 20. Ever

Adult Rhymes
RHYMES WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC 1st LINE..... BUT LEAST ROMANTIC 2nd LINE : * Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss but I only slept with you, because I was pissed * I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother * Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head! * Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face * Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you are not * I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face * I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at telling lies! * My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife Marrying you screwed up my life * I see your face when I am dreaming That's why I always wake up screaming * My feelings for you, no words can tell Except for maybe "go to hell" * What inspired this amorou

*adult / Nsfw *
Most of my life I've done what others wanted me to do, now it's my turn to do what I want...... Don't get me wrong, I'll still help anyone if I can but...like I said....It's FunTime ! There will be many times I post ADULT or NSFW things on my page. They will be Marked as such. That way if you're not interested, Don't Look ! I'll be posting photos in albums, videos here in blogs, hell who knows, if you're in my area you may even get to cum meet me. So have fun, fan, add, rate, oh yeah, NSFW pics and stuff you don't get points for, if you want to let me know you saw the pics and vids & you enjoyed them and want to see more of the "Shadoe Realm", just message me or comment, Thanks. Shadoe Knight

Adult Free Chat!
ClimaxXx Radio is new to fubar but we are not a new radio. We are Totally Uncensored,All Genre Radio, with dj's from around the world. We have a Adult Chatroom with lots of cool people to come meet. WWW.ClimaxXxRadio.Com or if you are a diehard fubar person try our lounge http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=55223 ClimaxXx Radio The One Place Where You Don't Have To Fake It!

Adults Only
"Adults Only" Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A.) So men can be open minded. Q.) What's the speed limit of sex? A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around. Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick? A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego... A.) "Is it in?" Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy? A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A.) One of his fingers is clean. Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q.) What do bungee jumping and hookers have in common? A.) They both cost the same, they both take about the same amount of time, and in both cases if the rubber breaks, you're dead!

The Adult ?
HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID THIS WEEK? *No* EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? *Yes* EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? *Yes* EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO, WHY? *No* DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? *Yes Which girl don't!* EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? *Yes* EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? *Yes* DIRTY TALK, OR STFU? *Dirty Talk* YEAH BABY! EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? *No* EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? *No* EVER HAVE A THREESOME? *Yes* EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? *YES* EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? *Yes* HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE? *NO* WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? *Don't know* HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY? *Young* DO YOU LIKE 69? *Yes Yes YES* ARE YOU HORNY NOW? *always* HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS? *6* DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR? *No* DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO? *Yes* EVER BEEN WITH A CHEAT

Adult Toy Parties!
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Adulterated Apollo
Do I fear the sun, or the dawn? "What is love?" I asked staring through a stream of street lights and concrete sprawl peppered softly by black and navy, the occasional bursting celestial flicker interrupting the monotony blur. "Baby don't hurt me?" she responds and starts bumping her head Chris Katan style. I hate that movie, but I'll let it slide for the moment. "I'm being serious." I say as faux-melancholy as I can manage. "Shit, why you asking me?" she pulls us into a parking lot after a few minutes, cranks the steering wheel with a wicked grin- and I'm flung against the cold glass of my own car. Why the hell did I let this strange woman drive? Oh right, the promise of sugary sex, and sour reality. I just had to replace a wheel- she's going to throw a rod, and we'll be stranded out here waiting for a god damn tow truck with one wheel perpendicular to the rest. Which, I guess isn't such a bad thing really. A half hour in the serene early spring night a

Adult Bed Time Stories On Cd
I have had many requests for a CD to be recorded of my erotic stories being read aloud and fully recorded. Since I have so many stories that I have written I will be recording the stories perhaps 3 or 4 at a time on a single CD and sell them as volume 1, volume 2, volume 3 etc. Depending how well this goes it may give me the motivation to write some more of my stories which I love to do so much. After some guys have heard my voice message about the hypnotic CDs I have received email from guys making the request to record the CDs while reading my stories. It does sound like lots of fun and of course I will be speaking with a sultry voice to place more sexuality into the stories that I have written. Consider them as "bed time stories for adults". Later today I will be recording a new voice message promoting the erotic stories on CD so be sure to watch for that and listen to it. Since we are not accepting credit card orders yet they will be sold on a first come,

Adult Bbw Websites
I'm looking for advice. I'm contemplating either starting my own or joining a pre-existing bbw website where I can earn some extra cash. I figure heck.. I post them for free on this site and others I might as well make some $ from it. Any suggestions, website info & advice would be greatly appreciated. Thanks

Adult Party Games
New Year's Eve is approaching and you are hosting an adult only party. You have the usual stack of board games, movies to watch and great food and drink. But this New Year's Eve you want to do something different. Try some of these party games for a fun filled evening. 1. Adult Belly Dance Competition - Have the women judge the men in an exotic dance contest this New Year's Eve! All you need are scarves and some exotic Arabic music. Have the men cover there faces with the scarves, pull up or take off their shirts to expose their bellies. Start the music and watch the fun begin. They could dance at the same time or one at a time for 30 seconds each. Have prizes for the things like the "most voluptuous", the "sexiest". Make sure there are enough prizes for everyone to win something. 2. Charades - Make it a New Year's Eve version of charades by acting out popular song, book or movie titles, events, or people that made the news during the year. Divide the group into 2 teams and deter

Adult Party Games 1-60
1. THE MOST FAVORITE. ( For adults only.) The player who manages in a fixed time to get as many kisses as possible is "the most favorite". The kisses are counted by the signs of lipsticks left on the players. 2. REAL MAN. ( For adults only.) A player who manages to tie a kerchief on the lady's neck using only one of his hands may be called "the real man". 3. ROLL A BALL. ( For adults only.) Usually several pairs take part in this game. Each pair is given 2 ping-pong balls. The gentleman must roll the ball from one sleeve of the lady's dress to the other. The lady rolls the ball through the gentleman's trouser-legs (from one trouser-leg to another). 4. PUTTING OF AN EGG. ( For adults only.) In each pair the partners stand with their backs to each other. They have an egg between their backs (or a little bit lower). The object is to put an egg on the ground, so as not to break it. The pair which succeeds in it wins the game. Instead the egg you may a small rubber ball. In thi

Adult Party Games 61-120
60. QUESTION - ANSWER. ( Questionnaire. ) Get ready 60 cards (10cm long 4 cm high). On 30 of them write the questions on 30 others write the answers. Hold the cards with the questions like a fan in one hand and the cards with the answers in the other. Ask the first guest whom would he/she like to answer his/her question. The guest answers that he/she wants to ask, c.f., Anna, draws out a card with the question and reads it aloud. Anna draws out the card with the answer and also reads it aloud. Then Anna says whom would she like to ask the question. She draws the card out and reads out the question. The person who is asked, draws out the card with the answer and reads it out. The game goes on until all the questions are asked and answered. Questions: 1. Would you like to be a millionaire? 2. Would you like to find yourself in a harem? 3. Do you often visit restaurants? 4. Do you go to work with pleasure? 5. Can you give birth to an athlete? 6. Do you wear a wig? 7. Have you any

Adult Keg Party
Click banner to join the PARTY now! BABY IT'S HOT IN HERE!! WORLD ROCK RADIO is hosting an ADULT Keg Party!!! Saturday June 21st, 8pm EST until 2am EST Come in, Bring Your Friends, Your Significant Other & Join the Party!! Remember, it's ADULT, nuttin' innocent bout it!

Adult Talent Needed!!
Needing help from all my fubar freinds and viewers!! Really need anyone that has ever wanted to be part of the adult industry to contact me. These will be totally professional shoots parts done here and also in Cali. Benefits will include working in a professional environment, fair pay for your time, free 3 day trip to California, and 1 to 3 outfits to keep. Also the shoots that are done in Cali will include a top professional in the business, guiding you and giving on camera tips for your first scene. Contact me soon.. for an interview ..wanting to start shooting this summer.

Adults....
I know I'm not the best looking person in the world or even on Fubar and I never will! I'm not conceited!And I don't go around this site looking to mark pictures that I don't like or because I think they show to much! And that would be because I'm an adult and I don't need to bring anyone or anything down to a childish level! I don't expect anything from our friends except that they be open minded to anything.We do respect others and their boundaries and we expect the same in return! We have never marked anyones pictures in this site whether they needed to be or not...its not like us! If we see something we don't like we just don't look at it...it's that simple!!! If you haven't noticed by now that we are very open minded Please take note NOW! We don't appreciate our pictures getting marked when they follow the rules of this site! Like I said before If you don't like what you see just don't look! If you would feel better then tell one of us which picture needs to be marked NSFW and we

Adult Toy Reviews
I will now be writing adult toy reviews for www.rogreviews.com weekly! I'll post a blog each week with the link, check it out :) This weeks review: Climax Remotes Wireless Rabbit http://www.rogreviews.com/reviews/read_review.asp?sku=5219 xoxo Lanah Layeau

Adult Questions
What is your pubic hair style? How many sexual partners have you had? Have you ever given someone oral sex? Have you ever received oral sex? Have you ever had anal sex? What is your favorite sexual position? How often do you masturbate? Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? Have you ever had sex with someone of the same sex? Have you ever taken or been in nude photos? Have you ever been in a pornographic video? Have you ever had multiple partners at once? Have you ever watched porn? Have you ever watch porn on your pc? Have you ever masterbated to porn on your pc? Have you ever been to a nude beach or a nudist area? Have you ever watched or been watched having sex? Have you ever had an orgasm? Have you ever had phone sex? Do you own any sex toys? Have you ever faked an orgasm? Have you ever paid for sex? Do you participate in BDSM? Do you enjoy rough sex? Do You want to have Sexy with me ? Are you going to repost this so I can answer

Adult Interaction, Anyone?
Alright, So after a year or so of absense, I decided the regular old mommy blog bullshit is a little much for me. Mommy blogs, you ask? Mommy blogs are the stupid, insignificant blogs of the stay at home moms who not only have nothing better to do, but also have placed their children in the center of their universe. You all know thie kinds? Oh, little johnny pooped three times today, and then she gets 30 comments on the congratulations, and the other mommies who ask what color it was. Me on the other hand, I bitch and complain about the economy, current events, etc.....what do I get? "Oh, I don't involve myself in that sort of stuff so I can't really comment on that" Bitch, it's just beyond your comprehension.

Adult Poll
Take the Naughty poll Quiz ....Where Meeting, Matching and Fantasy Cums Together 1. How old are you?Over 30 2. What is your sexual orientation?Straight 3. Have you ever given someone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?More than 15 6. What is your pubic hair style?Trimmed neatly 7. What kind of underwear do you wear?Boxer Briefs 8. Have you ever taken, or been in, naked photos?Yes, been in them 9. Have you ever been to a nude beach, or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 10. Do you watch porn?Yes, of course. Who hasn't? 11. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?Both watched others and been watched 12. How large are you...ya know, in the pants?About 5 inches 13. Have you ever expirimented with another man?No, I'm straight as can be 14. What is your favorite sexual position?Girl on top 15. Are you circumcised?Yes I am 16. What gets you off fastest?Intercourse 17.

Adult
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Adults Acting Like Children!
Immaturity? Why do adults feel the need to bash people that submit mumms. I feel there has to be a insecurity issue or just craving atention. I mean there are times I post crap to mumms, but it's usually when I am down or feeling low/depressed. I am sure this is the case with most adults. Also, I am sure they think it makes them special, like a class clown seeking attention. Whatever the case my be, I feel everyone should excerise Empathy & Sensitivity before posting.

Adult Home Parties
If you host a party in Sept. or Oct. I am offering FREE product!! I work for FOR YOUR PLEASURE we have an incredible product line of oils, lotions, toys, lingerie, and anything you can think of to enhance you sex life contact me to book a party or do a catalog party Janet

Adult Classes For Men
Summer Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By Friday, August 17th 2008 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM . Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Me

Adult Survey
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