Fubar Blogs 5

Are You Dirty Minded
It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears

Financial Planning
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $200 million." Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother. Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

Hppybubbles
My Valentine - Martina McBride Have u ever wanted to be HppyBubbles Valentine??? Well NOW is ur Chance!!! She is turning on her FU-OWNED until Saturday...The person who owns her when she turns it back off on Saturday will be her VALENTINE YOU WILL BE HER CRUSH!! YOU WILL BE IN HER NAME!! YOU WILL BE IN HER STATUS MESSAGE!! AND YOU WILL GET ALL OF HER ANGEL PIMP OUTS!! So go now and FU OWN HER... She has tons of GREAT/SEXY pics!!! Click the pic below to go fu-own her!!! HppyBubbles™@ fubar PIMPOUT BROUGHT TO U BY: VAsFynest VAs FyNeSt~HEAD GREETER @Club Flava~fu Owned by the sexy Johnny@ fubar

My First Happy Hour 2/12/09
Image by Cool Text: Logo and Button Generator - Create Your Own Tonight is my very first It would be awesome to see all my friends and to make a bunch of new ones! So don't be shy, Don't wait till later, Stop putting it off

Banned From Walmart:)
BANNED FROM WAL-MART >> >> This is why women should not take men shopping against >> their will. >> >> After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on >> her trips >> To Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found >> shopping boring and >> Preferred to get in and get out. >> >> Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - she >> loved to >> Browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following >> letter from the local >> Wal-Mart: >> >> Dear Mrs. Oakley, >> >> Over the past six months, your husband has been causing >> quite a >> Commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior >> and have been >> Forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints >> against Mr. Oakley are listed below and are documented by >> our video surveillance cameras. >> >> 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them >> in >> people's carts when they weren't looking. >> >> 2 . July 2: Set all t

My Work
Back in the day, I used to post all my writings to my MSN Spaces page. Once I started at UNO last year, however, I kind of let it slip away. Anyway, I feel like starting it up again. I don't know how consistent I'll be. And I assure you it will be quite boring and, in most cases, pretty damn long. I'm just warning you. There's no obligation to read any of it. I do this for my own pleasure. Anyway, this first piece was for my Magazine Article Writing class. My professor said I should attempt to get it publish in the school's student newspaper. And I would, if the student editors would ever return my calls about writing for them. It's entitled "No Girls Allowed." No Girls Allowed “No Girls Allowed…Except Hannah Montana.” These are the words that adorn the bedroom door of my 5-year-old nephew, Patrick Jr. Let there be no doubt as to the immense popularity and influence of Hannah Montana. She is an economic and pop culture juggernaut. She has done what few other

About Me
Im 5" 9', 165 pounds, brown hair, blue eyes, and in good shape. I smoke cigs but wish i didnt. I do however smoke herb and love it. I love my electronics and playing any kind of game having to do with it. I like to play all types of sports when the weather is good. I like to party and have a good time but above all spendind quality time with my daughter is most important.

Cnn
I have recently listened to the coverage of the murdered little child..."mother does not want to watch funeral" sick to death of the media arbitrarily picking cases of interest so they can pass judgements, have specialists, psycholigists, diagnose, disect and determine the actions of people they know nothing about...granted..I have no clue if the mother is responsible for the death..the fact of the matter is..that a lot of children are abused. murdered and abandoned...if I were the mother of this child and innocent..it would disgust me that the family made her funeral a media 'event'. Do us all a favour CNN..stick to politics..then you will spew the same shit that comes out of mouths of the babes you judge..go play in the muck with your friends.

Kindness
Please tell ten friends to tell ten today! The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily to meet their quota of getting free food donated every day to abused and neglected animals..It takes less than a minute (How about 20 seconds) to go to their site and click on the purple box 'fund food for animals' for free. This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising. Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you know. Click HERE for website! or type http://theanimalrescuesite.com

I Hate Valentines Day
seriously... this year i hate it more than christmas, which i hated because i didn't have the money to buy anyone a damn thing... which sucks because usually i spoil certain people (brother/sister/certain close friends)... but really, i hate being single... but given the divorce's destruction of my concept of anything lasting forever (which hit me alot harder than i expected it to considering we'd been separated over three years) i can't figure out how to be in a relationship right now either. so yay for all of you in loving relationships that are so happy and in love... but for me... i want to wake up and have it be sunday already. ~sin

Top 11 Friday The 13th Movies
ok i was really bored and thought this might be fun for the 3 of you who can actually see this...so just read it and go ok he likes those movies in that order and forget it 3 mins later hahaha so why 11? well why not? no really there is a 12 movies out but at the current time of this writing i have yet to see the remake that premieres today across the big old world....so enjoy and if you like it cool 11 - Part 9 - Jason Goes to Hell - this movie sucks. 10- Part 10 Jason X - this one is ok...thats it very differnt, also the highest kill count in any of the movies. 9 - Freddy Vs Jason - this movie should have been alot better and much higher on my list...i was only waiting for it for a good 13 years....it wasnt terrible by anymeans...but the main female lead by the name of Laurie really bugged me...her lines were some of the poorest in modern cinema history...and since when did the big main even turn into a triple threat??? 8 - Friday The 13th Part 6: Jason Lives. So

Jealousy
You can meet alot of people here on fubar(or the net for that matter). And you can make alot of friends that you talk to on a constant basis. I have many that I talk to all the time. But i have noticed that after a while it seems that people get a little touchy about certain things on here such as not being able to see pics, not being number one, not being only one you talk to or things such as that..I know that I will meet few if any from here in real life and therefore dont go out of my way to BE IN THEIR LIVES...I love the friends that i have and talk to all the time for they are awesome and are always returning the love and I dont just mean rating pics or sending gifts. They will actually take time to chat with me about more than sex or what they can get. But why is it that people have to get jealous over this?? Is there any real reason to act like an ass over things or people you may never get? Dont you think it makes you look like an ass and make people not want to talk to you or

*77
Subject: *77 FOLKS THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!! PLS PASS THIS ON TO ANY AND ALL. IF THE TIME IT TAKES TO FORWARD SAVES A LIFE IT IS WELL WORTH YOUR EFFORT!!!! YOU MUST KNOW *77 I knew about the red light on cars, but not the *77 It was about 1:00 p.m. In the afternoon, and Lauren was driving to visit a friend. An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on.. Lauren's parents have always told her never to pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc. Lauren had actually l istened to her parents advice, and promptly called *77 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren't, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and t

Good Points Made ...care To Debate? Leave Comments
Michael Richards, better known as Kramer from TVs Seinfeld, does make a good point. This was his defense speech in court after making racial comments in his comedy act. He makes some very interesting points... Someone finally said it... How many are actually paying attention to this? "There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc. And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You call me 'White boy,' 'Cracker,' 'Honkey,' 'Whitey,' 'Caveman' .. And that's OK. But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink ... You call me a racist. You say that Whites commit a lot of violence against you... So why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You have Yom Hashoah. You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi. You have the NAACP. Yo

God Has A New Angel
My Husband Lost his mother in a car accident yesterday Feb. 12, 2009. The days to come are going to be so hard for us. She was the best Mother in law any woman could dream of having. Her Family always came first. She will live on in our hearts and our minds forever and one day we will be with her again. Please Pray for my Husband and all of us. God has the Best Angel ever by his side. Love & Blessings to everyone. Becky,Keith, Kourtney & Kristian

Bling Auction
HOSTING MY FIRST BLING AUCTION, PLEASE COME MAKE A BID....WHAT'S YOUR OFFER?? AUCTION STARTS FRIDAY FEB. 13TH AND WILL RUN UNTIL I ACCEPT AN OFFER FOR EACH BLING.....HIGHEST BIDS WIN, CASH TYPE BIDS WIN OVER ALL OTHERS. WHAT'S UP FOR AUCTION BELOW, CLICK ON THE PICK TO BID ON THE ONE YOU WANT GET UR BIDS IN BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! TYPES OF BIDS: FUBUX,BLASTS,VIP,TICKERS,RATES, COMMENTS.... MIX & MATCH, GIVE DETAILS OF BID, MAKE UR OFFER IN THE COMMENT SECTION UNDER EACH PICTURE! BLING AUCTION HOSTED BY JADE ROSES FOREVER Jade_Rose_Forever ~*MNGR OF BETRAYED SOULS LOUNGE*~

Decision
I've decided that when my VIP expires 7th April I won't be renewing it. I was kinda torn on the idea because I do enjoy finding pics and making up folders but then looked at the overall of the VIP and pic quantity and came to the conclusion there is little point having as many pics up as that. Its very similar to having so many friends that you cant possibly speak to them or comment every day or you would be glued to the screen! lol! I am not going to go on about the autos cause you all know what I think about how they have changed the site and I am fully aware that these wont get removed as they are the main money spinner on fubar. Porl has already taken the decision to not renew his, and I know of other friends that are also doing the same, I would much rather have 320 pics up that mean something than have all these ezee rate pics, fubar tried to do something about them by slowing down the rating but the ezee pics still remain, some are so tiny you cant even make out what

Daydreams
This is how I imagine the fu would be in real life; The result of a thought process that started with how social sites work and how we end up creating real relationships despite the fact that the only thing we have of the people we meet is an online persona. It's a long story; do as you please. The year is 2099, in some place. I’m on the Highway, in my electro car, on my way to the fu, passing dusty road signs and huge led screens, advertising some product or other. My gps beeps, and in a friendly voice says” Arrr you be near the fu matey, take the next exit and ye be at the booty, park where x marks the spot” Yes, I confess when the voice software came out for the gps, which allowed you to put different types of voices, like pirate or ninja, male or female, I was one of the first to give hard earned credits for it. I was going with male pirate that week, because female bimbo got old after a while. The Highway rises and I can see down from the right hand lane, th

Warning To All U Ladies
****STATE POLICE WARNING TO MYSPACERS****Please read this.....I hope that all of my Friends Post this and help keep our myspace friends safe.State police warning for online: Please read this "very carefully" then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention to.*****If a person with the screen-name of imahustlababay or ineedatipdrill or http:www.myspace.com/ineedatipdrill contacts you, do not reply. DO NOT talk to this person; do not answer any of his/her instant messages or e-mail. Whoever this person may be, he/she is a suspect for murder in the death of 56 women (so far) contacted through the Internet. Please send this to all the women on your buddy list and ask them to pass this on, as well.This screen-name was seen on Yahoo, AOL, AIM, and Excite so far. This is not a joke! Please send this to men too...just in case! Send to everyone you know!Ladies,

"...taken By Him".....
It’s late, and the house is quiet except for the sound of the shower running. You turn the water off, and I can hear you rummaging around the bathroom as I wait for you to come to bed. You start talking to me through the bathroom door, and while this is not unusual, what you say to me is. “Be naked and standing at the foot of the bed by the time I come out.” I hesitate, then get out of bed, getting there just as the door open and you step out of the bathroom, wearing nothing but a towel. You stand in front of me, taking my hands in yours and holding them at my sides as you kiss me long and deep. I try to pull my hands away from yours, wanting to wrap my arms around you, but you grip them even tighter as your kisses become more urgent, almost fierce. You release one of my hands, reaching up behind me and wrapping your fingers tightly in my hair; using it to tilt my head back and hold it there. Your mouth moves to my neck; kissing, biting, sucking the tender flesh. My whole body

13th Facts About Friday The 13th
If you fear Friday the 13th, then batten down the hatches. This week's unlucky day is the first of three this year. The next Friday the 13th comes in March, followed by Nov. 13. Such a triple whammy comes around only every 11 years, said Thomas Fernsler, a math specialist at the University of Delaware who has studied the number 13 for more than 20 years. By the numbers Here are 13 more facts about the infamous day, courtesy of Fernsler and some of our own research: 1. The British Navy built a ship named Friday the 13th. On its maiden voyage, the vessel left dock on a Friday the 13th, and was never heard from again. 2. The ill-fated Apollo 13 launched at 13:13 CST on Apr. 11, 1970. The sum of the date's digits (4-11-70) is 13 (as in 4+1+1+7+0 = 13). And the explosion that crippled the spacecraft occurred on April 13 (not a Friday). The crew did make it back to Earth safely, however. 3. Many hospitals have no room 13, while some tall buildings skip the 13th floor. 4.

Jump Rope For Heart
so Christopher, my future step son, is doin a jump rope for heart thing with his school, and needs donations. he is really wanting to earn alot of money cause of his real father has severe heart problems. So please donate, me, chellie and randi all said we would help him earn a lot of donations. and once pay day is here I plan on donating about 100, his goal is 5000. so any help would be appreciated. I am also gonna take the sheet to work and a few other places i hang out. Email me back if you would like to donate. Come on help the kid out.

Pre-production Week Auto
> > With our show opening in less than 2 weeks, my time here will be VERY limited starting Tuesday. With that in mind, I thought it would be nice to show some early Valentine's and President's Day love!!! Sooooooo, auto 11's will be on Today @4:00pm EST (1:00pm Futime) through Tomorrow, Sat., Feb. 14th!!!!! C'mon over and level up!!!! There are more than 140k in points and Fubucks available here..

Thx To Rainbowbritekilla
OK ... iT'S ABOUT TiME FOR TheGateToCemetery TO GET HiS SPOTLiGHT LOOK AT THiS LiL DUDE!! HE'S GOiN iNSANE!! STOP HiM FROM BEiNG MEAN TO GOATS iF U GOT A HEART HELP THiS FU-BROKE SUPERHERO TO GET SPOTLiGHT!! PLEASE DONATE UR FU-BUCKS HERE... The Gate to Cemetery aka Lucifugus aka Misophotoi aka Gary aka The Gate ... *FU-Bombers*@ fubar THiS WAS BROUGHT TO U BY ▓ℜainbowBriteKill@▓© GoddessOfGraphicKillaz&DangerousCurvesMember@ fubar

Fake People
Dear Fake People, I just want to know why??? Why be so fake? I mean why do you use people to get what you want? Why not work for it and earn it? Is it because you don't know how to work, or maybe because you're so fucking lazy you don't want to get up off your ass and get a job. I do have to say that I'm tired of all of you. You spend the time and effort to pretend to be a friend and yet you only use me for what you want. Well all I have to say is that you mistaken my kindness for my weakness. You are very wrong in assuming that. I also would like to say is that I'm not feeling bad for you. You are worthless pieces of shit that think the world owes you something. Let me tell you a little secret the world owes you shit. And if you think that you can sit on your ass and collect money from the goverment, I think soon you will have a rude awakening. Good luck to you, I know I will make it no matter what. You will be flushed out like you shout be, rats.

Reapers All Jacked Up Train...
Reaper's All Jacked Up Happy Hour Train The Rules: 1. Stop by Reapers's page, rate the Button folder of pics... He will have an Auto 11s running as well... Start with this one... While you are there... Rate all the tags in the Happy Hour Train Tag Folder. Please leave him a comment that you have gotten your tag... 2. Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the Party List. If you are already friends with someone, check to make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment... "Swampfoxsport's Happy Hour Train" or something like that... If your profile is marked private, then you need to visit each person's profile on this train and add each rider yourself, whether or not they are above or below you on the train... 3. Private message Carrie when you have completed rating each party guest. She will get a thank you tag made for you if one is not already made for you... And add you to the guest list... 4. When new people join the party... You

A V~day Message From Me
LISTEN PEOPLE.. a valentines message from me Ok, so I see, like every year, many ppl tend to become extra depressed around valentines day, even more so than other holidays, if they are single or dont have that significant other. Well, guess what? Neither do I, but I dont mind one bit. V~day, IS just another day. But it is also a day that should be counted and you should be thankful for as a great day you get to be alive. This life is a gift, and shouldnt be taken for granted. Do you have food and clothing and a roof over your head? Do you have your health and a job? (already one step ahead of me on that one). Then you are already more wealthy than 80% of the worlds population. Count your blessings. Look at those 50 souls who just lost their lives in that fiery plane crash, just 20 miles from my house. Those ppls chances in this life are OVER. YOU are ALIVE. Now the families and friends of these ppl dont have these loved ones around any more. So remember that and be thank

Name Change..........
Ok long story short I was listening 2my playlist my daughter made me my x walks in and says "What is that your new Fuck Song" Well here you go Asshole.....that is my name now lol gotta love me huh hugz my Friends.....xoxo

Whorin Out
Anyone who wants me to work for them since ive not been officially working anywhere but helping lots of people i say this....if you know the value of having me whoever offers me the best insentives i will consider working for.

Boring Day At Work
Roses are red Violets are blue When I am in bed I rub one off thinking of you I think about your cock And your clean shaven balls And how you make my bed rock Until the echo of your name reaches my halls I think of your dick It makes me so wet I want you to lick I want you to pet I want it so fast I want you to pound But you want to make it last Until I'm so weak, I can't make a sound.

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Happy Valentine's Day
I know this will be hard to believe,but everything I'm about to tell you is true. On January 26,2009 we received our first measurable snow.On January,31,2009 I noticed the following image in my Driveway.It was not deliberately made,and as you can see there are at least three different tread patterns. As the weather warmed and the snow began to melt I noticed the trails made by the vehicles that had come in and out of my driveway had made the image of interlocking hearts.You could only see the image if you looked at it from one spot,and I guess that's why I hadn't seen it until fourteen days before February,14. I know it looks like it was made purposely and that's why I wrote this Blog. Happy Valentine's Day Thank You for taking the time to read my Blog.As you can see I'm not very good at these,but I wanted to share my Valentine's experience with my friends.

Im So Sorry Ya'll..
As Most of ya know I had a Bad motorcycle wreck.. I havent been hitting hardly anyones pages because,Im seriously dope'd up & sleeping most of the time.. Please excuse me for not droppin love n say'n Hi as I really am hurting now.. today I spent 5 hrs at the hospital gettin more X-rays=20 of them & all my staples removed.. I cant wait to go soak in a bath n relax again.. Here in a week or 2 I should be semi Coherent & able to start back being the flirt ya'll love Thanks for lookin Hugs Mark

First Auction Ever!!!
^^^^^^^^^^^^click^^^^^^^^^ Starting an AUTO 11 auction tomorrow - Valentine's Day at noon Fu Time and end it on Friday - 2/20/09 at Noon Fu Time. =)So come place your bids and good luck all, just remember,CLICK THE CHERRIES AND NO DRAMA PLEASE!!!! ^^^^^^^^^^^click^^^^^^^^^^^ Your Host (PurelySinful) PurelySinful ¢¾ Dangerous Curves Member ¢¾@ fubar (repost of original by '¢¾~BRATT~¢¾Fu Married to *TJATTHEROCK*&FuOwned by*BIGDADDY4LIFE*&FuOwned by~BigDaddySpa' on '2009-02-13 20:38:04')

"without A Second Thought" A Short Story
Twilight, I have literally seen over a million of them and they are never the same, Each and every one is different in it own way. The colors, The lighting, the clouds,or lack of them. Each one is different. I stay as long as I can, I Like to see how long I can last, Until I feel my skin burning..then I retreat as fast as my Immortal muscles will allow me, Deep into mother earth where it's safe. The one thing that can kill me is the one thing I miss the most. the sun. Jus one full minute in the sun can end my existence forever. Actually the sun cant kill me because I (Died) a long long long time ago. I am what they like to call undead these days. a Vampire if we must use that terminolgy. and yes I do drink the blood of the living, tho I seldom Kill. We are not all the vicious killers U see in the movies and all those Anne Rice novels, I met her once, She is a wonderful woman. Tho I Like to play with the sunrise I have no death wish, I do not wish to cease to be, anytime soon. I

Sub Par
Have u ever wondered how in life a sub par performance is considered a bad thing, yet in golf its exactly what u would want 2 achieve. Its amazing how the entire situation is all based on a matter of perspective.

Music
links rechts gradeaus du kommst hier nicht mehr raus links rechts gradeaus du kommst hier nicht mehr raus der Wahnsinn hat mich eingesperrt und deine Heile Welt verzerrt hat sich in deinen Kopf gepflanzt lauf, Kind, lauf, so schnell du kannst du weißt nicht mehr, wer du bist du weißt nicht mehr, was liebe ist dein Spiegelbild hat sich entstellt niemand ist hier, der zu dir halt klopf klopf, lass mich rein lass mich dein Geheimnis sein klopf klopf - klopf klopf klopf klopf, lass mich rein lass mich dein geheimnis sein klopf klopf, lass mich rein lass mich dein Geheimnis sein links rechts gradeaus du bist im Labyrinth links rechts gradeaus - links rechts gradeaus keiner kann dir sagen, welche Türen die richtigen sind mein verlornes Kind links rechts gradeaus du bist im Labyrinth links rechts gradeaus - links rechts gradeaus keiner kann dir sagen, wer die guten und die bösen sind mein verlornes Kind du hast mich oft aus dir verbannt an meine

Valentine's Day
Good morning friends... I just wanted to wish everyone a Happy Valentine's Day... I hope it is full of happiness and love for each of you... From what I can gather, Fubar has a DNS server down in my area... I've spoken to friends in NC, SC, OK, and South Texas that are having the same problem as me... We can not access Fubar through a regular browser like Internet Explorer, Firefox, or SeaMonkey... I've found a way to get here through AOL... But it is slow as dirt... It's taking me anywhere from 2-4 minutes between clicks... Which I am sorry to say, I just don't have the patience for...LOL... I can't rate, send comments, or return large amounts of mail... I love all the beautiful roses I have received, and I will return them as soon as I can... Thank you so much for thinking of me... It's going on 20 hours since I have been able to access Fubar like I should be able to... Yep... you guessed it... I'm starting to go through withdrawals... LOL... I miss my friends... I'll b

I Hate Valentines Day
VALENTINES DAY SUCKS! NEVER ONCE IN MY LIFE HAVE I RECIVED A THING! NEVER ONCE IN MY LIFE WAS ANYONE THERE! TODAY I DIDN'T EVEN FEEL LIKE WAKEING UP AND GETTING OUT OF BED! I AM AFRAID THIS LONLEY LIFE WILL NEVER END! BUT MAYBE ONE DAY I WILL BE HAPPY WHO KNOWS. I JUST WISH THIS DAY WOULD HURRY UP AND GO!!!! THIS DAY IS ALL ABOUT SHOWING THE ONE YOU LOVE HOW MUCH YOU LOVE EACHOTHER BUT AGAIN ANOTHER YEAR AND OBVIOUSELY STILL NO ONE TO LOVE ME OR CARE. I WISH I COULD TAKE THIS DAY OFF THE CALANDER RIGHT ALONG WITH XMASS AND EASTER. ALL OF YOU THAT HAVE A SPECIAL SOMEONE PLEASE BE NICE AND SHOW THEM HOW MUCH YOU REALLY LOVE THEM BECAUSE BEING ALONE AND NOT HAVING NO ONE REALLY SUCKS AND YOU ARE LUCKY TO HAVE ONE ANOTHER. ALL I HAVE TO SAY FROM MY POINT OF VIEW IS FUCK VALENTINES DAY!!!!!!! ALL IT BRINGS ME IS HEARTACK AND PAIN!!!!!!!

Wanting Dj's
Ok here goes im lookign for soem good dj's.If u would like to dj fo ror with me let me know or come to Devils rejects im the head dj there if u woudl liek to dj there with me coem see me. we got a lot of spots open but let me know if u wan tto dj an dill get u up and going Thank You This is DJ GOOD TIMES

Marilyn Manson Quiz
1) When was Marilyn Manson's birthday? a) May 19, 1971 b) January 5, 1969 c) August 14, 1968 2) Where was Marilyn Manson born? a) British Columbia, Canada b) Canton, Ohio c) Marshville, North Carolina 3) What was Marilyn Manson's first Album called? a) Eat Me, Drink Me b) Marilyn Manson c) Protrait of an American Family 4) Marilyn Manson`s song "Personel Jesus" was on which Album? a) The Golden Age of Grotesque b) Holy Wood c) Lest We Forget 5) What song contains the lyrics "We're all stars now in the dope show"? a) The Dope Show b) Disposable Teens c) Tainted Love I already took this and passed it with flying colors ..... now its your turn!!

Down With Valentines
Im getting sick of this overly commercialized holiday. Im celebrating S.A.D. Otherwise known as Singles' Awareness Day. I know, this is spoken like a cynic who has been burned, so what. this is a made up holiday anyway.

So Alone
ok so its valentines day and i am alone. Their is this guy and he knows who he is. I still love him no matter what happened between us. I would take him back in a heartbeat and i would be everthing he wanted because i love him. If your reading this. I love you and i still want to be with you.

Valentine From My Love
~ nov.s... Dear Sweet Theaza, I see your face, I hear your voice... O was earth placed beneath our weary feet just for you and I to meet, touch, and sculpt love complete! Your dancing eyes, your singing heart... I feel as if I have no choice, but to hug and kiss you... This being my only ambition and sole purpose in life-- to always be by your side, to always hold and cherish you, to always turn your frowns into smiles, to always be guided by the light of our love throughout the brightest and the darkest miles... I love you always, Steven

Climbing Trees...
Climbing trees…. When I was a kid, I used to love climbing trees. I’d get home from school, run in the front door and out the back door, dropping my school stuff along the way. As I burst out the back door you could see the look of anticipation on my face…there it was…my favorite tree…beckoning me forward invitingly. As I reached the tree, I barely slowed down as I scrambled up it. Ahhh! Such a peaceful beautiful place I thought…and it’s all mine…well…except for the birds that didn’t fly away. I would sit there for hours just observing everything around me…the sights…the sounds…the feel of the wind…as far as I was concerned, I was as close to heaven as one could get. I climbed that tree so much that it had permanent wear marks from my feet. That tree wasn’t the only one I climbed. There were countless others that had been conquered by me. I loved a challenge and would spend days conspiring as to the best way up and down the adversary in front

She Wins
To the tune of 'The Battle Hymn Of The Republic' Well he caught the dirty bastard comin' out the liquor store, His wife was in the car with him, dressed like a sleazy whore. He said 'It's time for you and I to even up the score', and he knocked him to the floor. He put on his brass knuckles and he slapped him in the head, The liquid leakin' out the boy was colored brightly red. He said 'When I get through with you You'll wish that you were dead!' and he beat him quite a bit more... Well he opened up the front door and he knew that she was gone, The note was on the table that she'd served him breakfast on. He found a box of bullets but he only needed one 'cause he didn't want to cry no more! He pulled the revolver from the nightstand by the bed, slowly thumbed the hammer back, he put it to his head. and for the final time he thought 'I wish that

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Will There Be
I have seen my share of bad relationships only to leave me to wondered if I will ever see a good one, For years my soul has gone with out acceptance for who I am, My heart has been played , My soul un noticed , My love crushed , Does my heart want the impossible ? Will my soul ever know how true love feels? Will I ever no the one that can love me and all my faults? Why is this so hard to find? I have my heart open with the arms of my soul waiting for the man of my dreams to take me in his arms to whisper in my ear I'm here and my arms will never let you fear that my love will never disappear.

Picture
I see this man coming into my life, I picture him as the perfect man for me. Eyes that hypnotize me, Lips so lucious, Body that's just so beautiful, Beautiful.... The package he carries. So beautiful no words can describe it. Now what I have in this picture doesn't come close, To his personality. When he talks I go speechless, It's like he cast a spell on me...... With every word that comes off his beautiful lips. Makes me go crazy, So now picture this for me. Tell me what do you see? Is he the man for me? Is he the man I've been waiting for? To come into my life. Maybe this man is already here... But to shy to come near. Maybe I pictured someone to perfect,unreal. Maybe he's not who I think he is, But his spell is working really good with tricking me. I don't understand how a man can get into a person's head, Without knowing he's making that someone go so crazy for him, Well picture me telling and showing you this picture, Do you see him the way I do? Look h

Worth To Him
Running a race I can never finish, All previous thought slowly diminish, From the ashes a new idea will rise, Fueled by looking int his eyes, The chance that we may have a future, Even the wish for it seems imature, Though, I refuse to give up the fight, While my dream is still in sight, Holding on to my empty desires, Lonely days is all it'll inspire, With every intention to put up with the pain, Committing to him with nothing to gain, Every smile, I promise to be real, For it was him who taught me to feel, Doing things for him I normally wouldn't do, Trying to prove to him I will always be true, Forgetting who I am whenever he is near, Always letting my emotuions interfere, Glad I was lucky enough to get a second glance, Hoping to be worth him giving me a chance

I Desire
I desire, love, true love. Someone to love. I desire, someone to be with, for the rest of my life. I desire, a man, who's eyes don't and can't lie. I desire, a strong and happy marriage that'll last. I desire, Peace of mind when I'm with him. I desire, his caring touch each and every day. I desire, his attention on occasion. I desire, passionate kisses from him. I desire, cuddling close to him. I desire, talking to him each and every day. I desire, a man that loves me so much, words couldn't possibly describe. I do believe all my desires, Have been met. And I do believe, I desire you. A desire to be within your arms for ever. Love me today as you did yesterday, and love me more tomorrow, I promise, I'll never ever stray. I desire.... You.

I Need Someone
I need someone to love me, Someone to show I care; Someone who'll be down for me, Someone that'll always be there. I need someone to make me smile, Someone to treat me right, Someone that'll make me feel better, Someone to hold me tight. I need someone to heal my heart, Someone to say sweet things, Someone who can kiss me right, Someone who'll mean everything. I need someone to look into my eyes, Someone to say I love you, Someone who'll never leave me, Someone, can that be you?

Travel
My job requires me to travel and I don't like eating alone. Always looking for someone to have dinner with and / acouple of drinks. I will be traveling to Nashville next week. 2-18. Look at my profile and give me a yell if you would like to get to know me better...

Auction
i am up for auction in ser and in addition the person with the most rates gets an auto 11 please go to this link and rate me it ends at 9 tonight http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=2180349&albumid=1320309&i=1185185308&idx=14

Auctions-contests
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Vacation
hi to all my great friends Ty one more time for all the help yu gave me to be Oracle, i love yu all i will be at holydays home for two weeks so i will be back the 2nd of march, lot of yu know that i have no internet there god bless yu all, i will miss yu miz

Happy Holidays
Happy Valentine's Day my friends! I hope your day is filled with love! Cupid showed up at my house.... But I made sure I fixed his match making ways... My deepest apologies to any who may have been affected by my actions!! :P

What To Do, What To Do
life is too fast for some of us. we get older and stop to look at life as we lived it. only to find that we are not where we wanted to be. can mistakes be corrected? can a memory be real? can a lost love be recaptured? or is life just a sour grape waiting to be crushed under your own feet? I find these questions relevant to my life and i dont know all the answers. do you?

Hey Ppl
hey i live in mississippi all my life. I live with my mom and daughter. my fahter passed away whn i was 5. i have 2 brothers and 4 sisters. i enjoy the outdoors, cooking, write my own poems and songs, i paint some , i sing, i love racing 4 wheelers, dancing, camping and hikinh. i love the outdoors, i am very outgoing persom i love hanging out with family and friends. i love to have cookout anyting eles u want to know let me know janice

Are Wedding Vows And Closing Speech We Read
We picked vows from leo and piper wedding from charmed series cause for us almost never for us like them.When you know your dying from something time is too short so we decide final get married today on Valentine's Day.I hope u like the vows and closing speech. Daniel aka Darkk vows to me:Tikki,through all the tears and struggles,I always knew in my heart that we would make it here.I promise to love respect you from this point forward as your husband,as my wife,my lover,my friend, and my soulmate.All I am is yours My vows to Daniel aka Darkk:you are the best thing that has ever happen to me.I was afraid that you were too good to be true and maybe I didn't deserve somene so pure and handsome and loving as you are. Closing speech:As the gods and the old ones are our witness.They proclaim us as husband and wife...Thus we are bonded in love as one.

How I Am
What it do fu's? beening that its valentines day i felt the best gift to give to the ladies was the reason i am the way i am...so, with that being said; here's my testimony...I, me, Dante lugene Bell, was raised to love all and thats wat i took in and lived everyday..but, wat i didnt know was the love wouldnt always be returned..so, i as i grew i began to have all kinda wierd feelings running through my system towards women.. all i knew was they made my body and my heart warm and tingly u know just "excited". and, when they came around me i just had to say sumtin, anything, as long as i got her attention..this behavior led me down a wild and crazy road. i ended up meeting one chick that i fell in, wat i thought was ,"love"..oh how i just lived,breathed,and ate her..lol...anyways u know wat happens next, she ended up breaking my heart by fucking anutha dude, and i was devastated. i didnt let that stop me from wanting love..in fact it made the passion i had inside of me burn even brighte

Poem
my soul lies in purgatory a gate way between heaven and hell roaming the waste land searching for a way to heaven looking for a way to find redemption reflectin on life past wishing i done things differently hiding from the demons of hell to keep my soul from going to hell written by BLUE EYEZ

Tempting Enchantress Has Autos On Now!
Tempting Enchantress Has Autos Running Come and show this sweet and sexy lady some love! Rate Her Fan Her Add Her Bling Her Come spank this lovely lady... She LOVES it!!! Begins at 9pm Fu-time Sat (PST) Ends at 9pm Fu-time Sunday (PST) *************************************** Lovingly pimped out by Carrie

A_quester
So I joined "fubar" and I began a blog. Other than that, I'm at a bit of a loss as to what it's all about. I guess I'll need to read the FAQ & help files. I will have plenty to say and many opinions to espouse, soon. Some of my photographs: http://www.flickr.com/photos/a_quester/sets/

I'm Not Sorry
it's so easy to apologize it's harder not to give a reason to. everyone says it i'm sorry i didn't mean to i never wanted to hurt you i didn't mean to upset you i care about you i love you i'm sorry that's nice. no really, i'm sick of saying "it's okay" because it's not okay anymore before you go and take this personally don't bother it's not personal it's everyone. look around, all the failed relationships all the failed friendships look at the people around you and how sorry they all are too. is it that hard to think before you act or before you don't. is it so much to ask of people to take others' feelings into consideration BEFORE there's a reason to apologize. i'm not sorry. and really, i don't think any of you are either. ~sinamynlee

Broken~
How I feel far too often... *sigh* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm9-raJaWzE (to see Lindsey perform her song. Embedding disabled on her actual performance of this song.) Broken (lyrics) Wake up to a Sunny Day Not a cloud up in the sky And then it starts to rain My defenses hit the ground And they shatter all around So open and exposed But I found strength in the struggle Face to face with my troubles When you're broken In a Million little pieces And your tryin' But you can't hold on any more Every tear falls down for a reason Don't you stop believin' in your self When you're broken Little girl don't be so blue I know what you're going through Don't let it beat you up Hittin' walls and gettin' scars Only makes you who you are Only makes you who you are No matter how much your heart is aching There is beauty in the breaking Yeah When you're broken In a Million little pieces And your tryin' But you can't hold on any more Every tea

None
Dispite all attempts to keep what was once a fire so vast and glorious a blaze, one that could not be compared to a center of the universe because even it, is but an atomic molicule in revnence. Dispite every attempt at fuleing, feeding, and maintaining existance. There lays a fear, one of lost hope and soul dismemberment. A spark once burned not brite not dark not hot not cold, it was the spark that every living creature is born with. It has the most tremendous power, to grow and brighten even the deepest and darkest of places. The power to even influnce judgement and the basic most primal of all instincts. This spark burns in each and every soul of life, and is ignited before your very birth. This spark found its way into into the very fiber of existance and was nurtured and cared into a flame, years pasted as it grew for its care takers into an everlasting eternial light of fire, and for years more it burned. Forever giving light and warmth to its care takers, no wind, no

My Blog
A 75 yr old woman goes to the Gyneocologist, and Tells her doctor she may have crabs. The doctor checks her and says, "You dont have crabs, you have fruit flies. Your cherry is rotten!!" ------------------------------- Dick Stillhard was sunbathing in the nude and ends up burning his penis. His doctor tells him to relieve the pain by soaking it in a saucer of milk. Later his wife comes home and finds him with his dick in a saucer of milk. Good heavens, she remarks, I always wondered how you re-loaded those things! ------------------------------- A husband comes home and tells his wife he’s going to get a tattoo of a $100 bill on his penis.

St. Patty's Day Auction
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I Miss You!
My heart aches within from missing you, My lips long for the feel of kissing you, Right now all I need is to gently touch your skin, To look into your eyes and see deep within, Just one warm embrace, Just to look upon your face, Just one little touch, From the one I love so much, If I could gaze upon your smile, For just a little while, To know that you miss me too, As I'm thinking of you, To hear the sound of you breathe, Knowing you'll never leave, To see you walk up to me, Then embrace me tenderly, To just be with the one who's sent my heart reeling, And brought about this downpour of emotions and feeling, I sit here alone in my room tonight, And pray that somehow this all turns out right, I have found someone who was just meant for me, I can't explain the magic or why this should be, Don't know what life holds, maybe there's no reason or rhyme, To think you will be mine in a matter of time, And though I cannot touch you and we are now apart, My Love, yo

Remembering Many Fu-trains!
Over the last 2 odd years I've been on many Fu-Trains ..... now with home life I've had to hang up my "fu train boots" lol ... So I've compiled a slide show of all the train tags I've had made for me :-) .... i'd like to add at this time a huge thankyou for the time and effort people put into making these .... I've also added the slide show to my profile page and the pics to my stash ..... Hugs Sandy xx

Boy Toys
A hard man, is good to find, A good drink, is great find, A good time, is what I want to find!!! Hello everyone! I am new to this sight, and just looking to kick it with some new friends. Glad to be here. Lookin for a few good men! And women too, gotta have drinking buddies! So what is on the menu for today? football is over, so what are the boy toys gonna use for an excuse to be at the bar? I don't think woman need an excuse, we belong at the bar!!!!Work up a mighty thirst after all that housework funnnnnn! And if want us to stay sexy, we need liquids. So tell me what your favorite part of this sight is? And tell me how much fun you have mixing it up at fubar! And tell me what kind of drink you like? And tell me boy toys, what are you doing to keep the girls happy?

Could
Could you be the one for me? Could you be my find? Could it be, after all this time, Fate is going to be kind? Could you be the one for me, The one to help me forget The man that broke my heart, my soul The man that haunts me yet? You tell me that I'm beautiful Something I've always hear But the one still lives here in my world That couldn't spare a kind word It's going to be hard to forget And pick up the pieces he left Could you be the one to teach How to love again and forget? Could you be the one to come And mend my broken heart? Are you willing to piece together What another broke apart? It won't be an easy job, you see My road has been long and rough And the heart that was once so soft Is now shut, locked, and tough But I can feel my heart open again It's opening for you Just come in, and love me back That's all you have to do I must ask you one small thing Before we kiss and part Please be nice and kind to me I'm tired of broken heart

4 Girls Only
im horny send me a meassge pleaz if u wanna see my thick 9in dik ill send u a pic im so fuckin wet i jst wanna fuk u comment or meassge me ill make ur pussy get sore fuk everyday ur pussy will be full of sperm and all over ur face lick ur pussy clean ill make u so wet u would fuk me al nite ill fuck u hard anyway anywhere suck my dic make me hard please u want comment wat u think bout it

My Screen Name
My screen name throws everyone. I love hearses and funeral items. I've owned a hearse, my fiance' owns a hearse. I will own one again. I have a casket and other funeral items. But don't let that fool you. I'm a very loving person. I have a lot of love to give and honestly love to get attention, just not the wrong kind. I'm a little shy, but still like attention. But my obsession for funeral items and hearses and stuff really throws people. Halloween is my other big obsession...like some people love Christmas decorating, I love Halloween decorating. I do a full haunted house at Halloween. So if it offends you or bothers you, move on. sorry.

Men....
Just tooling around the Fu for a little while looking at pics with this new Secret Admirer Game. Now I have to say that I am far from shallow and never, ever judge a person based on thier looks. Only very stupid people do that. I am a live and let live kinda girl and always have been. But...I have to say this. In all my years omn the internet, I have seen a fair few pictures of men....and sure...who doesn't like to look at a really nice picture of someone. But the same thoughts always cross my mind with many of them. No matter what the age, I always see the same things. So...the following is for the guys: You like to see women smile, right? Well, so do we! Squeeze a few out, will ya? It won't hurt, I promise. Mustaches...if ya gotta have one for some reason known only to you, then by all means have one. But know this...they DON'T make you look younger. Remember in your younger years when you grew one to look older? Well, they still make you look older. A

Friendship Tags I Love :-)
I promise this is the last slide show from my time on fu ... Fu has given me some wonderful friends ..... who I am still very close to .... and it has also been a learning curve at discovering who was quick to stab me in the back ... those people are blocked so its their loss ... Friendships are very important to me, and for that I stay on fubar ... Id much rather have a handful of real friends than a shed load of fake ones ... with that in mind .... Ive done this slide show called friendship circles, dedicated to all my friends I love dearly on fu ..... Love Sandy xx

Are Yours This Good
-> MONICA THE...: im gonna screen shot this convo MONICA THE...: dude it is the best sb convo ever MONICA THE...: i am jealous and to be jealous of that is weird, but i am -> MONICA THE...: lol at our shoutbox convo -> MONICA THE...: lol it was nice to have nice big one cause i been shittin like a rabbit recently MONICA THE...: no way, all my turds have been tiny, it has sucked -> MONICA THE...: lol... due i had a turd that broke up in shape of a Y i soooo wanted to takepic for you MONICA THE...: heheh i got mas diaria from no sugar added ice cream it sucked -> MONICA THE...: loli ate all the candies MONICA THE...: i got a stomach ache for valentines day Love ya.. friends who poop together stay together

In A Tingle.
Aren't I lucky ??? from: Majesty (Naughty) Sweden subject: Again..... received: 02/15/2009 05:48 pm replied: no block this member Flag as spam Now im here again... I cant tell you how much i love you and youre pics... Mmmmm.... I must say this one more time... You are hot and glorious.... You have it all!!! Hope to have you in my arms ;o) Kissing youre groin... Hihihi...

Presidents Day Stimulas Fubucks Giveaway
Lynznangel is on the way to Oracle and needs your help! She will have 24 Hours of Auto 11s starting Friday March 6th @ 9 am Futime! There will be a FUBUCK GIVEAWAY 1K/10 PICS RATED. (SEND PRIVATE MESSAGE ONLY WITH FOLDERS RATED AND NUMBER OF PICS) NO PAYOUT FOR SHOUTBOX OR GIFT MESSAGES!!!!! Please come and RATE RATE RATE !!! F/R/A/C/BLING AND CRUSH ME I LOVE IT!!! Get your points and Fubucks And Level Up On Me!!!! Random blings for those who Cherry Bomb my 200+ folders during my auto 11's AND for heavy raters! ~Click the picture below to get started!!!~

Real Talk
yo my name daniel they call me crazy d are bg it dont matter i keep shit real no matter what life to short to worry bout bullshit i take one day at a time im one of the realest out ther i dont look for trouble i like to absurv and keep it low but when its time i be the first to pop i keeb it g an i stay loyal no matter what this is me if you dont like it then dont come around dont mustake me i love to joke around laugh and have fun its not like i keep an attitude i like to chill an get fucked up but yo who real out there listen learn an abserve dont worry bout lil shit life to short stay loyal no matter what later

For The Lover In You!
Oh yes!! I have loved you before Something in the way your lips softly meet mine in the instant before we kiss says it must be true A familiarity with the way your hands feel on my skin as you softly trace the outline of my chest says that this is not our first life together This primal fear of loss deep in my soul when you walk out the door leaving me laid bare and defenseless as a child has to be a call back to our past together A momentary gleam in the way you glance at me a barely caught glimpse of another you known only in the locked recesses of my ancient minds eye In a thousand more lifetimes I may never remember the ones that came before but I will know you in any form you chose to take for in the book of fate you have been written as the yin to my yang and the eternal balance to my turbulent soul So please don't be alarmed if my stare seems a bit intense for there is no malice in my thoughts I am simply caught in the momentary deja vu that seems to entrap me when my mind

Streetsmarts13
Where are all the good women at. My Grandparents were married for over 60 years. Before my pap died they were both in there 80s and when they went to the store people would see them holding hands. That my friends is true love. You just dont see that no more. People dont take relationships serious anymore. There is to much lieing,cheating. Its really sad. Im not saying its the womens fault either. There are alot of good women who have assholes for a husband or BF. Hopefully someday i will find the women of my dreams.

Forgotten?!
Everything seemed to be good at one time, I was your's and you were mine. Though lately I have grabbed on to the sudden change, shutting me out and acting strange. Maybe you have come to realize that I'm not right for you, either that or I appeared as just something to do. I will not be the one to sit around and wait, because that is definately not any kind of Love or fate. The person I once fell in love with is no longer here and all I can do is think and tear. Hope you are happy with hurting me this way cuz tomorrow I will not be the girl I was today. I want to thank you for showing me just how love hurt's, for now I will know that shit never work's. I should have known all the way from the begining that the happiness is here but will soon be ending. Maybe I tried to hard,maybe not enough but I guess that is why they refer to it all as such tough luck. I will slowly move on and you will too, with this impact u have left me with, I sure as hell could never forget you~ SO, how about

Adult Shop Adventures - Behind The Scenes.
Ok, well let me start my saying I work in an adult shop, and about to share some of the funny behind the scene experiences with you. There's this one customer comes in every week, now I'm not being mean in saying this but he is a 6 pack short of a carton, sweet guy, but not all together. Anyway he calls in every week for a couple of dvd's and a blow up doll. (Don't ask, as I really don't want any mental images - but apprently, he keeps popping them.) Now as if it's not hard enough to sell these with a straight face, this poor dear on this day he stopped by last week was stuck with me serving him. He picks a doll off the shelf comes up to me and says "Is this one any good?" "Yeh, she any good?" (repeated himself about 5 times) Now with keeping that inmind, let me inform you a little about me... I am known for any thought that pops in my head, tends to come straight out of my mouth, regardless, be it good or bad (often gets me in trouble.) Anyways, with this poor dude aski

Justfishing And Nunyab Honeymoon Train
JustFishing & NunyaB Honeymoon Train The Rules: 1. Stop by JustFishing's page, rate the Wedding Album folder of pics... Start with this one... While you are there... Rate all the tags in the Honeymoon Train tag folder. Please leave him a comment that you have gotten your tag... Then stop by NunyaB's page and rate her Wedding Album folder... Start with this one... Both will be running Auto 11s today... Let's help the love birds Level together... 2. Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the Party List. If you are already friends with someone, check to make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment... "Honeymoon Train" or something like that... If your profile is marked private, then you n

Need Skin Help
i have looked all over the net try to find a place where i can go and make my own fubar skins. if there is anyone out there that know of such a link please share i thank you a great deal. i would even make you a skin if you can help me in this thank you.

Dear Mr.president {poetry By Sondra}
Dear Mr.President I am not homeless or out of work And I am not starving at all I don't need a new winter coat And I don't need a new car I will be honest and straight up In saying that is not at all Why I wrote this note To you, Mr.President I do have a bit of a problem With my vision though As my eyes are getting Glaucomic and old I could use a new pair of glasses, I suppose But just to be honest with you A wide screen 52 inch color RCA LED T.V Would be best for me Since then I could see quite well And not need glasses, You see? While you are at it, Mr President I could use Surround Sound With my new TV You see, my hearing isn't as good These days as it used to be And Surround is easier to hear Than the built in speaker system That comes with the factory model Of the TV I need, my Dear Also Mr. President I could use A new Honda Gold Wing, if you please Or just a nice Harley Davidson in red Even used would be appreciated So long as it runs and

Will Be Offline For A While!!!
"PLEASE NO WORRIES,I'M FINE" Don't worry none for me, because the stars above are shining on the next path i must travel. Taking a new course in this life and making sure not to mess up everything as i usually do. Knowing now that even i, a backwoods redneck, have a calling i must go to, although as of yet, i do really do not know what it is. Just hoping that the courage i have will carry me on through. I am now and shall always be a man who seems to care for others, often way too much. This heart residing in my chest has been broken and shattered so many times, that it has become accustomed to the pain. Maybe i shall never figure out just why so many loved ones and friends have gone on ahead of me, but sitting here now, i know i have some purpose i must fulfill in this life before i go insane. There is one certain young lady who has really opened my eyes to what true love and pain is really all about. At times i feel like i am invisible to her in many ways

Happy Valentine's Day
Good morning friends it has been a good while sence my last blog sorry I have missed alot of your Birthday's and Valentine's Day too I have been realy tied up with work and bills. Alot of things have changed for me but realy just making sure I stay at work sence alot of people in Texas and other states are out of work of course. I hope all is well with all of you and hope you had a good Valentine's day with your loved ones. I will try and spend more time on here when I can sence I work 2 jobs now of course I am still single lol, but that's all good. take care and have a good day.. your friend. Jay

Gross
I was looking around on the net..and of course me.. I came across a gross but funny site. For some shits n giggles..go here! http://www.poopreport.com/Ask/Content/stinks.html?from=280&comments_per_page=140

Auto 11's
AUTO 11'S ON....COME LEVEL YOURSELF AND HELP ME LEVEL....ACTIVATED AT 6:12 AM FUBAR TIME (MONDAY FEB. 16) WILL BE OFF AT 6:12 AM FUBAR TIME TUES FEB 11 , I'VE GOT SEVERAL, TRUE EZ RATES ALBUMS, PLUS LOTZ MORE! DON'T FORGET TO CHECK OUT MY BLING AUCTION, PLEASE Jade_Rose_Forever ~*MNGR OF BETRAYED SOULS LOUNGE*~@ fubar AND FOR A GREAT PLACE TO HANG OUT & LISTEN TO TUNES CHECK OUT BETRAYED SOULS LOUNGE

Taps
Here is something Every American should know. Until I read this, I didn't know, but I checked it out and it is true: We in the United States have all heard the haunting song, 'Taps'. It's the song that gives us that lump in our throats and usually tears in our eyes. But, do you know the story behind the song? If not, I think you will be interested to find out about its humble beginnings. Reportedly, it all began in 1862 during the Civil War, when Union Army Captain Robert Ellicombe was with his men near Harrison's Landing in Virginia . The Confederate Army was on the other side of the narrow strip of land. During the night, Captain Ellicombe heard the moans of a soldier who lay severely wounded on the field. Not knowing if it was a Union or Confederate soldier, the Captain decided to risk his life and bring the stricken man back for medical attention Crawling on his stomach through the gunfire, the Captain reached the stricken soldier and began pulling him toward his encamp

Leveling
I made it to Fu-King, thanks to help from Black Knight, on February 7th, 2009 (show him some luv). Working my way toward Godfather. Gonna see how long it takes to get to Godfather! I appreciate any help I get along the way; if you want some pics rated, let me know... I can also make pics in return for fu-bucks and/or bling (I still want an Amethyst bling, cause i LOVE purple). Oh, and show my GummiBear aka ^^Antti^^ sum luv too, he's awesome!

My Auto 11's Are On! Come Spank Me Baby!!
AUTO 11'S ON Feb 16th, 2009 NOW!!!!!!!!!! FOR SOME GOOD FRIENDS!!! SO LETS SPANK SOME ARSS HARD, ♥♀Çhåøtï¢ ¶®îñçë$$♀♥Spank Me, I like it! TEXAS HELLCAT PLEASE RERATE MY PAGE TY!!@ fubar Friend Leveler(Owned by Sexypirate13 )@ fubar THANX ALL & ANY FAVORS HIT ME UP & I WILL HELP THERE BEST I CAN ~BRATT~ =) ♥~BRATT~♥Fu Married to *TJATTHEROCK*&FuOwned by*BIGDADDY4LIFE*&FuOwned by~BigDaddySpa Bulletin Brought to You by ஐ~Dream~ஐ ♣Good Luck, Chaotic♣

Upcoming Auto 11's And 3rd Hh
THIS IS AN EXCLUSIVE Has Auto 11's and a Happy Hour on Tuesday. Hey Everyone! I'm working my way up to Oracle. I have about 18 million to go. To help close the gap, I will have Auto 11s on Monday night around 6pm fu-time. And hosting my 3rd Happy Hour on Tuesday at 1pm fu-time. So come and get your rates on. If you haven't already, Fan/Add me to your friend list while you're at it. So tell your friends, its a great way to level up, I know personally that is how I got to where I am at now. Also, I will be paying fuBucks for rates...10k/100 rates. For payment, you must comment the last pic in each album and PM me with the total number rated. Only PM if you want payment. ♥DaddyBear♥@ fubar

Hmm, Relationships - What Are They Anymore?
What gives these days with relationships? I have been so overly terrified of even trying anymore I don't know if I am capable. Dating world is one filled with more mysteries and rules than anyone can use or follow. I think I am really going to start my book on dating post divorce from a humor view point. Everything that I have experienced in the last few years has definitly sparked some humor - possilby even stand up worthy!! First attempt with blogging, I shall see if it is anything worth continuing.

Update 2/16/09
Hello ev1 first I want to say ty to all of my old friends and family for everything. I am back an hope that everyone that has been my frined and or family in the past will understand that since I have been gone I need to start over somewhat fresh. I have been working very hard and now that I am back I have many new pictures to upload but I am unable to at this time do to my status. As in the past if anyone wants to see my special family only pictures then below I will again explain how you can do that. As before I ask that your comments and messages are respectful and not vulgar. If they are I will block you and I so dont like to do that to anyone. As you will see I do have a Master and he is my protector too. You will never replace him so please dont even try. Respect us for who we are and we can all be friends. Now to be able to see my special family only pictures (that will be updated often) any of the follwing will get you into my family as described. 1) 1 month VIP will get u

Click Me!
ok, really i wasn't going to be all "rate me and rate people and woohoo" but ... this is sherry... and you need to clicks sherrylicious and go love the hell outta her cause besides the fact that she's an amazing person, she gave me auto 11's AND she has hers on, so if you come rate me or rate her, you'll get all your pretty little fupoints we know you love...and if you don't care about those, you get to see two hot chicks... how bad can it be??? ~sin

Death Of Coaster Rise Of Nightmist
On July 14, 2008 Coaster was slain by his then vampire bride to be. Coaster was named after his demeaner, happy go lucky coasting thru life, well loved by many. Coaster endured lies treachery and deciet, then was starved to death for 2 weeks by the nurishment that only his vampire bride could of given. Prior to this all coasters protectors were driven from his side by the jealous vampire who didnt trust herself and took it out on coaster. Coasters last act bfore death was to slay his vampire bride as well. As he lay dying all the dogs and cur who were kept at bay by coasters protectors which were no longer there, came in droves to devour coasters flesh. One friend fought them off even using his powers to inflict insanity upon one of the cur, and dragged coasters body to a sacred hiding place. A deal was struck that the restless spirit of coaster could return to the world of man, but not in the same form. Thus Nightmist was born. Like the Crow, Nightmist is not the undead but a

Donkey Punch 101
The Donkey Punch is like the Highlander. There can be only one. Prepare to be educated. The Donkey Punch is a sexual move like the missionary position or the threesome; and like most sexual moves, you can actually do it. Here’s a list of things that the Donkey Punch is not is. The Donkey Punch is not jizzing on a girl’s face and then punching her in the mouth. That’s called assault and battery and it will send you straight to prison. It will also fuck up a girl’s face. Unless you’re the type of person who shits in mailboxes, fucking up a woman’s face on purpose is a major loss of Man Points. That’s like taking candy from a baby. It’s all they have. The Donkey Punch is not hitting a girl in the head while you’re boning her. Punching a woman in the head does nothing for your physical pleasure and might break your hand. It’s called a “boxer’s break”, and if you’re not a former boxer, let me tell you something about breaking your fist on someon

About My Love
I am in the process of trying to make things right between my wife and I. We both have had faults in this marriage, just seems like mine were total screw ups. Not sure if it can be fixed, hoping so. I am doing all that I can to make it so. I have admitted to my mistakes, asked for forgiveness, have forgiven her for the things that she has done. I tell her every time I talk to her, that I LOVE YOU MRS CROSBY ALWAYS AND FOREVER 143 831, STILL YOUR HUSBAND TILL THE END. I have also asked all who may know her to let her know that "I LOVE HER, COME HOME, WE CAN AND WILL WORK THIS OUT, IF YOU WILL ALLOW IT TO BE DONE." Everyone pray that we can accomplish these gigantic goals that need to be conquered. Thanks for everyone’s support. Have a great day. Hope to have Mrs. Crosby home soon. If she will allow us the chance to make it happen. It is sad when Monica has everyone thinking that she has had it hard here. She has been given everything and anything, to include freedom, unconditional

The Shakes
His fingers trembled as he reached for his smokes. He had to struggle to get his smoke lit, it was windy you see. As the window tore between the buildings, it made a high pitched whine that sounded like someone far away was screaming thier head off.

Death Of Doughboy
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough,

A Story Of Faith...a Must Read!
A Dog Named Faith This is a story about a dog who was born on Christmas Eve in 2002. He was born with 3 legs - 2 healthy hind legs and 1 abnormal front leg which needed to be amputated. He of course could not walk when he was born. Even his mother did not want him. He was rejected and scorned. By curvaliciousbbw at 2009-02-16 His first owner also did not think that he could survive. Therefore, he was thinking of putting him to sleep.. At this time, his present owner Jude Stringfellow came into his life and wanted to take care of him. She was determined to teach and train this dog to walk by himself. She thought, all we need is a little faith. In the beginning, she put Faith on a surf board to let him feel the movements of the water. Later she used peanut butter on a spoon as a lure and to reward him for standing up and jumping around. Even the other dogs at home helped to encourage him to walk. Amazingly, after only 6 months, like a miracle, Faith learned to bala

What Women Say Vs What We Mean
Thought this was cute! My best friend who happens to be a gay guy sent it to me (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine". (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing. ) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can mak

Is This Happening To Everyone?
Peeps, Dont know if this is happening to all of you or not, but while i was rating today, my alert section (PICS AND STASH)was reset. I'm doing my best to rate everyone, but if i find out that its becauce i dont have a VIP , i will delete my account and baby jesus can shove it far up his ass. There's way too much drama on here and my primary family seems to be in a constant hold stage, so if ya dont here from be just look for my IM , been on one of the competetors sites anyways so except for a few close friends, this wont be a loss.

The Story Of 'faith'...
A BLOG WRITTEN BY: Curvaliciousbbw™ ஐ*ღDangerous Curvesღ*ஐ A Dog Named Faith This is a story about a dog who was born on Christmas Eve in 2002. He was born with 3 legs - 2 healthy hind legs and 1 abnormal front leg which needed to be amputated. He of course could not walk when he was born. Even his mother did not want him. He was rejected and scorned. By curvaliciousbbw at 2009-02-16 His first owner also did not think that he could survive. Therefore, he was thinking of putting him to sleep.. At this time, his present owner Jude Stringfellow came into his life and wanted to take care of him. She was determined to teach and train this dog to walk by himself. She thought, all we need is a little faith. In the beginning, she put Faith on a surf board to let him feel the movements of the water. Later she used peanut butter on a spoon as a lure and to reward him for standing up and jumping around. Even the other dogs at home helpe

"collaring Kitten".....
The words and language of submission had run through her head for many years. The rhythmic cadence of them haunting her waking hours and invading her mind at night. The fantasies had been with her for so many years that they were a comforting old friend. Created from the darkest desires of her heart and from the vivid images from her online research and the endless stories she read. The words were important to her. The way they had connected with her soul and aroused her for so long made her long to belong to him body, mind and soul. She'd found him, the Master she'd dreamt of for so long. The one to whom she could belong and serve. She loved the sound of the diminutives from his lips, calling her his pet, his little one, his kitten. The words caressed her mind and provoked an intense physical reaction in her, raising goose flesh on her body and causing her to shake with desire. She closed her eyes and imagined the planes of his face and savored the emotions brought about by the bond

Auction!!
Come bid on me and own Your very own bala for the month!! Here is what you would get! Fu bucks bids * Owned by added to my name (1 month* * rate all pics and stash during HH* * SFW Salute* * 2 tricked out photoshop pictures* * get you sh*tfaced once a week* Real money bids (VIP,blast,bling) * Yim ID* * Access to nsfw pics* * NSFW salute* * Photo shoot for my owner (no money shot)* * Added to top family for a month* Simple click the picture link and Your on Your way to own Your own bala its that easy!! [ fubar.com photo: 3420452438 ]

Auction Bid At Will
=== 'DRAGONATIC~DJ~DRAGONATIC ~' DRAGONATIC'S AUCTION IS ON!!!!!!!!! STARTING: MONDAY FEB.16 AT 8:00 PM EST. ENDING: TUESDAY MARCH 17 AT 8:00 PM EST. ID LIKE TO MAKE THIS A HUGE SUCESS!!!!!! SO COME BID ON YOUR FAVORITE THEY ARE OFFERING SOME GOOD THINGS!!!!!

Iowa's~katelynn Stinnett National Memorial Ride
* *****Iowa's~Katelynn Stinnett National Memorial Ride** *Created By: njoyzridin* of Bikerornot.com Start Date: 6/13/2009* End Date: 6/13/2009* Start City/State/Zip: Cedar Rapids, IA 52401 **This ride is part of a National Child Abuse Awareness Ride that is being held on the same day in different states across the U.S. The goal is to have each state represented and if successful it will be the first time a ride like this has ever been done.The ride was started as a Memorial Ride in rememberance of Katelynn Stinnett. A 2 yr old little girl who was violently raped,sodomized and beaten. She had to have over 400 staples & stiches in her groin from the rapes, almost every bone in her body was broke and her skull was crushed. Little Katelynn passed away Dec 3, 2008 from her injuries. I have volunteered to co-ordinate the Memorial Ride here for Iowa.The mission for this national ride is to bring awareness to child abuse across our nation and help raise money for this cause. All monies raised

Auto 11 Give Away At Dragon Riderz
DRAGON RIDERZ IS HOLDING A CONTEST THE 500TH PERSON TO SUBSCRIBE AND THE PERSON WHO INVITED THEM WILL EACH RECIEVE AN AUTO 11 BLING.....WERE DRAWING VERY CLOSE TO THE END AND I WOULD LOVE TO WIN THIS SO COME STOP ON BY AND TEAM UP WITH ME AND LETS SEE IF WE CAN WIN THIS PLZ BE SURE TO TELL THEM MIZZ MURDER SENT YOU SO SHE GETS CREDIT FOR IT

Birthdaysssssss
WE'VE GOT SOME CELEBRATING TO DO......HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL OF YOU!! PLEASE DROP BY THEIR PAGES AND SHOW THEM SOME LUV!! R/A/F IF YA HAVEN'T ALREADY AND FRIEND REQUEST THEM, THEY'RE ALL GREAT PEOPLE TO KNOW FEBRUARY 18TH S/M/O/K/E/Y~T/H/E~B/E/A/R/...aka smokescreener@ fubar FEBRUARY 19TH DIAMOND{"GREETER@FORBIBBEN}@MEMBER OF THE DIRTY DIAMOND CREW}@ fubar FEBRUARY 19TH DJ Cali Bitch Staff @ Dollhouse@ fubar FEBRUARY 19TH GYPSYLORD@ fubar FEBRUARY 20TH Cbear (sign my guestbook plz)

Rip Missy
well seem the grim reaper has taken someone close to me yet again my best friend and my sis in law was ripped away from me she was my age we went to school together grew up together and when i found out she was marrying my step bro iwas so happy she died of a heart attack and left behind not only a loving hubby my bro matt but a sweet heart of a son noah who just turned 2 now looking back i wish i made the time to go see them spend time with them instead of us both saying yeah wouldnt it be great if we got together like the old days but we both had our lives to live it saddens me and breaks my heart to loose such a wounderfull friend as missy plz keep Matt & noah and her rents in your thought and prayers hug your loved one a lil longer and a lil tighter tonight cuz in a blink of an eye they could be gone R.I.P. Missy i love you girl and i hope you will be waiting for me at the gates

Single Mother Needing Help!!!!
Hello, I am a single parent with three children. My oldest son is 5years old and in kindergarten. My other son is two years old and my daughter is one year old.My two boys have been diagnosed with ADHD, but my oldest son had surgery on February 3,2009 on his right leg. This is his second surgery on his right leg. He wears a brace call an AFO with a pelvic strap that is connected to a wister cable that can be adjusted when need to be.He also wears a brace on his right hand. My son had a prenatal stroke before he was born. His father is in jail in Va. My other two children's father wants to throw myself and my children out in the street.He doesn't care if we have aplace to stay or anything to eat.He's mentally and emotionally abusive to me. I love my children with all my heart.I need help very badly in getting into an apartment or house.Any type of assistance would be very much appreciated; because right now the only income I have is my oldest son get a disability check on the first of

St.patricks Day Auction(closed)
I'M UP FOR AUCTION :p YUP, you heard correct MMMMHMMMM... THE RUMORS ARE TRUE BID TODAY!! YOU THINK YOU CAN OWN ME? COME GET ME! WHEN YOU GO TO CLICK TO BID ALSO CLICK THE YELLOW LINK UNDER THE PIC TO VIEW CURRENT BIDS WITH BABY'J'S NEW CODING AUCTION ENDS MARCH 16TH AT 9PM FU-TIME

Happy Birthday Princess Leia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > imikimi - Customize Your World! > > > > > > > > > 'Princess Leia' Club F.A.R.~D&DC~R.R. Crew~Dangerous Curves~Fu owned by Alex and Anubis@ fubar > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >

Why Men Shouldn't Run An Advice Column
Why men don't write advice columns: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Walter, I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbors' daughter. I'm 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbors' daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I'd leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'

Just Thoughts
I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better,Something attempted, something done, Has earned a nights repose.The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change it. If the human mind was simple enough to understand, we'd be too simple to understand it.The big majority of Americans, who are comparatively well off, have developed an ability to have enclaves of people living in the greatest misery without almost noticing them.And He feels so incredibly weak when he has ferociously quarreled against them since his genuine years and has lost. His hopes for a better understanding dissipate as he grows older, and his mind grows less eager to reach a verdict. Having no sense of direction, he roams here, looking above, asking futile questions, even though the answers may be feared. Good by nature, he has learned his survival skills, which will lead him into the real world, and will somed

Seaching For....
i'm searching for my friend kouboi ive been in jail for the last 12 months and can't remeber the password to my old account if you see him tell him that ladylucifer is back and really needs his help cause i had to start this new one and plus i just really truely miss him

Halo!!!
Halo lyrics Remember those walls I built Well, baby they're tumbling down And they didn't even put up a fight They didn't even make up a sound I found a way to let you in But I never really had a doubt Standing in the light of your halo I got my angel now It's like I've been awakened Every rule I had you breakin' It's the risk that I'm takin' I ain't never gonna shut you out Everywhere I'm looking now I'm surrounded by your embrace Baby I can see your halo You know you're my saving grace You're everything I need and more It's written all over your face Baby I can feel your halo Pray it won't fade away I can feel your halo halo halo I can see your halo halo halo I can feel your halo halo halo I can see your halo halo halo Hit me like a ray of sun Burning through my darkest night You're the only one that I want Think I'm addicted to your light I swore I'd never fall again But this don't even feel like falling Gravity can't forget To pull me

7 Deadly Sins
come to the most killer and happening lounge in all of FUBAR. come to 7 DEADLY SINS where we have live djing 24/7 and partying like it never was 1999. 7 DEADLY SINS where everything we do is BADASS

Save A Horse Ride A Cowboy
I know I haven’t been a big blogger on here I tend to keep my thoughts to myself I have over the last year to year and half been battling severe back pain. Well over the last year I have had to shut down my business of helping handicapped people to get jobs and train them how to do them. I have had to quit volunteering with handicapped people teaching how to ride horses. I have now become a client with the same group. I get by with help from friends and family. Now why would I tell you these things well first of all I don’t make a whole of money like” mostly zero” although I have qualified for disability just recently. I have qualified for some help. What this means to you is I cannot pay for much but will help with your help and understanding to do as much as I can. I m not asking for you to be a sugar momma but expect you to understand that I will probably spoil you as rotten as I can if I know you don’t expect it. I want to do this in the form of massages, hand and feet

No Thank You
Short and sweet is what I am, but not talking about me here. This blog is short, but not so sure about the sweet part. Anyway, to the point... Am not liking the length people go to in order to become popular. The lies and such just irk the hell out of me. But it's your game and all the best to you, however, don't try and feed me your line of bullshit 'nough said

Look Back.
I love meeting new people and studying them. It's always been something I've been good at. I met this guy a few months ago. He's an awesome guy. He puts on this very happy front.. smiles at everyone.. makes silly jokes.. a really laid back guy.. but each time I get a good look into his eyes.. I drown in negative emotion. call me empathic, or whatever.. but I swear to god this guy is overcome with despair. and it makes me really sad.. I feel so bad for him.. I really want to help him out, lend out a helping hand or a shoulder to lean on.. But I really don't know what to do..

Help Him Godfather Please
I NEED A LITTLE HELP!! THIS GUY BADBOY IS A VERY GOOD FRIEND !!! HE NEEDS TO LEVEL !!! SO LET ALL HELP HIM !! PLZ !!! CLICK PIC (¯`¤ ÐJßãÐßØ¥¤´¯)ÖWñÈR @†HÈßLÚÈMÖÖñ*£ÚMÄRRÌÈÐ*²(¯`¤Ì†§ÚrÄñgêl¤´¯)ÖWñÈR*§ÖÚ†HÈRñHÌÐÈWÄ¥@ fubar PLEASE TELL HIM KIDD SENT YA !! THIS PIMP OUT IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: ♦DJ KIDD ROCK♦♦Fu/Rl B/F Of DaNgErOuS DeSiRe♦The Cerebral Assassin@ fubar

Help Her To God Mommy
DON’T MISS OUT ON ONE OF THE HOTTEST LADYS ON FUBAR ~MISTRESS~ LETS HELP HER TO GOD MOMMY COME HELP THIS LADY OUT SHE IS ONE SWEET LADY !! CLICK BELOW AND RATE THIS HOTTIE SPANK HER HARD SHE LIKES IT !! This bully is brought to you by DJ BADBOY (¯`¤ÐJßãÐßØ¥¤´¯)ÖWñÈR @†HÈßLÚÈMÖÖñ/ÖWñÈR @§ÖÚ†ÈRñ HÌÐÈWÄ¥@ fubar

Love
when 2 people meet they dont really know each other and can loose track of each other. but some meet again and fall in love. they can loose each other again and meet again the love for each other grows even stronger it becomes an eternity

Auto 11 Auction
Oh, the coveted Auto 11.... If you would like one, I am holding an auction for an auto 11 bling. Opening bid is 3 million fubucs.... Click on the pic to come place your bid... Auction ends Saturday, 2/21 at 9:00 PM PST.

Sweet Melting Mercy
Well sweet melting mercy, you all know how to make a MarshaMallow feel welcome. There is so much to see, I can't can't keep up!! LOL I will figure it out eventually so please bear with me. Till then drink up, and get the campfire burning, cause this Mallow is about to get get Toasted!!Cheers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What The Hell Is Wrong With People
i cant believe people are willing to pay 16.99 for an oil change and not get a great service for a little more money no more perssure no more sales guys tring to get their comission i mean it drives me nuts to meet people whoi are willing to pay less money for less quailty i swear i dont understand it

Ever Wonder
Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in America.....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America.....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America.....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER ... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do'practice'? Why is lemon ju

The Midnight Express
The sheer diversity of life is astounding, radiant, upsetting. Its the little things, though, like the broken girl with no roots, collecting pennies in a nest of warm trash, that tears at you like suddenly appreciating all that you have. Your lucky to find that you can still feel, when you realize, her eyes just ran away with your heart like a never ending ride on the midnight express

With No End
everybody rushing the streets, overcrowded feet rushing and dragging another day closing in through space and time, a penny from heaven to my astonishment nobody notices i walk along the beaten bath wondering what i have seen a sign without a border or an end to a reason as i watch the people conforming to the norm i wonder what my life will be the penny lays there, no side is certain i try to pick it up from the street where it lays with no end in sight

Two Awesome People To Know
WE HAVE OUR FIRST SET OF AUTO 11'S AND WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU STOP BY AND SHOW US SOME LOVE!! COME BY AND LEVEL UP AND HELP US ON THE ROAD TO GODFATHER! CLICK OUR PICTURES BELOW TO GET STARTED. Sean CastleMz.PhattyGurL WHILE YOUR AT IT ALSO CHECK OUT THIS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, SHE ALSO HAS AUTO'S ON. SHE MADE THIS ALL HAPPEN FOR THE BOTH OF US. RedQueenBBW (repost of original by ' *Mz.þhåTT¥GµrL * þrðmðtêr £ðr thê þlå¥grðµñÐ * Mêmßêr Ö£ Ðåñgêrðµ§ Çµrvê§ *' on '2009-02-17 11:53:32')

Single
Kinky Chef...: np let me know if ya change your mind ->Kinky Chef...: Well Im not but thanks Kinky Chef...: damn i wish u were lookin for a bf i would be first inline ->Kinky Chef...: I dont want to be taken Kinky Chef...: u a hottie Kinky Chef...: u would not be single for long i would take ya ->Kinky Chef...: Why is that Kinky Chef...: wish u were in northrn va

Auto 11 Auction!
WHO WANTS AN AUTO 11'S??? WELL NOW YOU HAVE JUST AS MUCH OF A CHANCE AS ANYONE TO HAVE ONE!!! I AM HAVING AN AUTO 11'S AUCTION!!! THE STARTING BID IS ONE MILLION FU BUCKS!!! JUST CLICK ON MY CHERRY TO BID!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS MY AUCTION BIDDING STARTS WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 18TH 6 A.M. AND WILL END ON FEBRUARY 25TH AT 6 A.M. Μz §ħõřŧşωεεŧīε *R/L GF to Ill Pay Fo It*@ fubar THIS BULLY BROUGHT TO YOU IN PART BY... FUBAR...TELL ME...WHO MISSES LOST CHERRY???? AND BY... Z♠♠kS™~ThE hEaD bAnGeR oF hEaDs @ PyRoTeKnIcS~*oWnEd By KiTtY kAt & BlUeMeW360*@ fubar (repost of original by 'Z♠♠kS™~ThE hEaD bAnGeR oF hEaDs @ PyRoTeKnIcS~*oWnEd By KiTtY kAt & BlUeMeW360*' on '2009-02-17 20:02:09')

My Zodiac Family Please Join And Help Krazyr
Help I'm in a Contest! Join my family Zodiak Levelers! Link to family Page: http://fubar.com/user/2142064 Read Page! Any Questions please ask me!!! If you add family PLEASE SAY KRAZYR SENT U HUGS! FAMILY RULES Ok... whats expected of you: * We ask that you display our family name in your profile name so all our members can identify you as one of our family. * Next we ask that you add our home page and the manager you are assigned to to your friends list This is so you can find your way to our home page to read the blogs. The blogs are there to keep you informed of the family functions.next thing is we ask you to comment bomb at least 2 hours a week. That is 20 minutes a day or less. How you bomb for 2 hours a week is entirely up to you. * Next, we want to get to know you. In order to do that we ask you to stay current with adding all the members we have in our family album in our photos. * Next, thing is we will not help you with contests for at leas

Will Whore Myself Out For Fu-payments
So yeah people say I'm pretty good at editing images. I can animate just about anything. I can create quite a bit. Morphs are my speciality. If you need anything along those lines, hit me up. Check out my folders for proof and if you like anything, come see me. I'm pretty certain this blog won't be read, just putting it out there and seeing if I can reel in any business. 1,000,000 fu-bucks: Will rate and re-rate your images for a month. 10 credit bling: 3-pack of whatever you need: morphs, edits, animations. You give me the image and I'll do whatever you need done to it. Blast: 6-pack of whatever you need (see above). Bling pack/VIP: 12-pack of whatever you need (see above). Auto 11/Cherry Bomb: Indentured servant for 14 days. Will morph, create, edit anything you need for 2 weeks (within reason...I do work 40 hours a week). Will also rate as many of your images, blogs, stashes, etc. as fubar will allow per day (within reason...again, work fulltime). Happy Hour: Inden

People Doing People
Why is it that when u ask someone what they been up to, the first thing they say is "Man, Im just doing me." What the hell does that mean? Of course you doing you, it would be kinda hard to be doing someone elses life right? Thats just whats on my mind.

Show My Hubby Sum Luv!!!!
You Are the Heart Chakra You are loving, kind, and empathetic. You feel for the world, and you truly value peace. You have many close relationships, and you work hard to make them harmonious. You are accepting and understanding. You are tolerant of all sorts of viewpoints, even if you don't agree with them. You are very forgiving. When you love someone, your love is unconditional. What Chakra Are You?

Mothers Day
I am writing a song with my nieces and oldest nephew for mothers day. The thing is my oldest niece and I are good at writing lyrics. However, nither of us are good at composing the music. Like piano or something like that. If we can find someone that knows how to do that. I would be glad to send you the lyrics and see what you come up with. I am doing this now hoping ill have plenty of time to get this done for my mother and their mother as a mothers day present.

Cemetery Escort Duty
I just wanted to get the day over with and go down to Smokey's. Sneaking a look at my watch, I saw the time, 1655. Five minutes to go before the cemetery gates are closed for the day. Full dress was hot in the August sun. Oklahoma summertime was as bad as ever--the heat and humidity at the same level--both too high. I saw the car pull into the drive, '69 or '70 model Cadillac Deville, looked factory-new. It pulled into the parking lot at a snail's pace. An old woman got out so slow I thought she was paralyzed; she had a cane and a sheaf of flowers--about four or five bunches as best I could tell. I couldn't help myself. The thought came unwanted, and left a slightly bitter taste: 'She's going to spend an hour, and for this old soldier, my hip hurts like hell and I'm ready to get out of here right now!' But for this day, my duty was to assist anyone coming in. Kevin would lock the 'In' gate and if I could hurry the old biddy along, we might make it to Smokey's in ti

Rules From A Guys Point Of View
The Man Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the Rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 3. Sunday sports, It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 4. Crying is blackmail. 5. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 6. Yes or No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 7. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 8. Anything we said 6 months ag

Practical Jokes
LOL I DECIDED THAT I'M GONNA PLAY A PRACTICAL JOKE ON MY BOYFRIEND, I'VE BEEN THINKIN ABOUT DOING THIS ONE FOR THE LAST 2 WEEKS. SO, LAST NIGHT ON THE PHONE, I TOLD HIM THAT I DID SOMETHING AND IT WAS DONE FOR HIM. I TOLD HIM THAT I GOT MY NIPPLES PIERCED! LOL HE'S REALLY GOT A NIPPLE PIERCING AND BEFORE, I HAD TOLD HIM THAT I'D NEVER GET MINE DONE. WELL, I BOUGHT SOME FAKE NIPPLE RINGS! LOL IT WAS KILLING ME NOT TO TELL HIM THE TRUTH LAST NIGHT, BUT I GOTTA WAIT TILL TONIGHT WHEN WE SEE EACH OTHER. HE WAS ASKING ME ALL KINDS OF QUESTIONS ABOUT IT, LIKE WHO DID IT FOR ME, DID THEY GIVE ME STUFF TO PUT ON EM ETC. I COULD TELL THAT HE WAS TOTALLY SHOCKED THAT I DID IT, THIS IS GONNA BE SOOOOOOO FUNNY TONIGHT! I CAN'T HARDLY WAIT!! BTW, HE LOVES TO PLAY JOKES SO THIS WILL SHOW HIM THAT I CAN PLAY WITH THE BEST OF EM LMAOO!

Feelings Of Loss
He walks a path Covered in shadows Risen fog blurring No turning from the way Careful steps upon ice Blackness looming outward Unsure of each step Fallen angels plummet Rising demon laughter Blood drips from eyes Along his alabaster features To fall ever further Into the spiral of his mind Sinking into this oblivion He soars to his end Pushed from the edge

Women
wel im a man of four. 4 mothers with four kids three r gurls here in ny.the final child is a son out in tennessee. each of the CUNTS i was with either cheated on me or didnt wanna settle down...recently i started to talk to my first kids mother n told her how i wanted to make a difference for jazmyn's sake but tha didnt turn out well when she wanted to work things out but to find out l8r that she was using me to make her fat ugly shrek looking retard jealous an to use me for a rebound. she told me in the heat of an arguement that she was a fool to ever dated me an out of spite hatred an sadness told her str8 to her face while in her face that i was a fool for even giving her jazmyn.not realizing till the next day of what i said apoligized an started argueing some more ,well she loves to argue bout the past n not worry bout the present an how im standing there visiting our daughter trying to make up our lost time, but she dont realize that n has to stilll be stuck inthe past.please som

Stalker
So I was in Papi's Blog and ended up striking up a convo with Macaroni about My stalker. We decided it may make a decent blog. It started with me telling her that I had a myspace once with a lot of networking contacts and memories. I ended up having to delete it.. and why? For a year and a half I was getting RESTRICTED phone calls from a woman. Most of the year, she would call and just say nothing. When i started dating this guy, I would have him answer my phone and he finally got her to talk. At first.. she gave the name Charlize Theron.. Really?? REALLY??!?! BWHAHAAHAHA!! But then she settled on Shelly.. I swear on my mother's eyes, the bitch sounded like a drunken Retard. So the calls began to escalate. She would call between 12am and 3am. THEN she stared calling my job.. left 3 crazy messages on there.. leaving my myspace addy and then some. THEN she called my parents (my dad is 70) at 1am. I mean COME ON!!!! Also left the myspace addy. Thing I don't really want them to see.

I Really Need Your Help Everyone.
can i please ask that everyone please help me out and follow this link and vote for my photo, i would greatly appreciate it. here is the link. http://www.photolaureates.org/rank_photo/index.php?pID=188484

The Complexity
The hardest part about joining a new online community is trying to be sexy in a community full of very sexy people. It is hard. No wait, it is close to impossible. So if you people can read this, give me some suggestions on how a guy like me can take some sexy pictures. I need fans too after all.

General Info--interesting System Info!!
I found this interesting and just wanted to make sure everyone else out there knew this information. Normally, I wouldn't check, but I noticed NO photo views for the entire day so far. Also, I noticed yesterday my friend requests counts had changed as I hit HOME first thing in morning--weird, but figured it was me. Today, I had none, but when I sent to look at bartab to see about the photo views, I counted SIX friend requests that I had received, but they don't show as pending anymore. I never approved them and wouldn't have even known I missed getting them except the coincidental look at the bartab...so These people would assume I ignored their friend requests. I went to support to see what was up, and this is the answer I received. I understand system operations, computers, servers, etc...but for friend requests primarily to just disappear bother me because I review each one individually and rarely deny one---SO What are you missing during these RANDOM system reset

Pointless Effort
A FEELING LIKE YOU'RE LEFT BEHIND THE DOOR IS CLOSED AND YOU'RE CONFINED TO EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE A THOUSAND TIMES YOU'RE GETTING WEAKER EVERY DAY THE ROOM IS FILLED TO YOUR DISMAY ITS GETTING HARDER TO CONVEY, JUST WHAT YOU'RE LIVING WITH TRAPPED ALONE BURNING OUT FROM THE INSIDE OVERTHROWN BY THE LIES OF YOUR SELF PRIDE YOU KICK YOUR FEET TO RUN AWAY BUT ALL YOUR EFFORT GOES ASTRAY YOU FEEL AS THOUGH YOU'RE MADE OF CLAY AND DIRT NOW EVERY BONE IS CRACKING IN YOU FEEL IT UNDERNEATH YOUR SKIN YOU WISH YOU KNEW THE ORGIN OF WHAT YOU'RE LIVING WITH TRAPPED ALONE BURNING OUT FROM THE INSIDE OVERTHROWN BY THE LIES OF YOUR SELF PRIDE TERROR IS HERE BEYOND YOUR FEAR A GHOST OF YOUR MEMORY DESPERATE DREAMS CAN'T INTERVENE THE GHOST OF YOUR MEMORY TRAPPED ALONE BURNING OUT FROM THE INSIDE OVERTHROWN BY THE LIES OF YOUR SELF PRIDE TERROR IS HERE BEYOND YOUR FEAR A GHOST OF YOUR MEMORY DESPERATE DREAMS CAN'T INTERVENE THE GHOST OF YOUR MEMORY

Ramblings And Rants
It's been a while since I've come across an idiot who goes around rating people less than 10. This one doesn't seem to understand why you would rate a 10 in the first place. Ahhh gotta love those people who take fubar as a serious business of expressing serious opinion. Of course you could make the case I'm taking fubar serious by even caring, but hey I'm bored. http://www.fubar.com/user/2369967

It's A Witchie Kinda Bday
I like to rhyme, I like my breasts funky, I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy. I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack but sometimes I get ridiculous. Digital underground humpty danceby oublierleracismeskyblog

Fake Profile
FROM MUMM: frozenn said: i wanna eat pussy me:holy fake profile batman! uary 18, 2009 @ 9:26 am frozenn said: i wanna eat pussy me:will you be doing this in your mommy's basement while she fetches your meatloaf and sews together your skin suit?? TO SB: start from the bottom I;m tired now so i think it's time to block... ->frozenn: I'll feed you when I'm done destroying the death star frozenn: feed me wit ur asshole baby pls.. i m beggin to u ->frozenn: I'll take a dump on your chest and feed it to you frozenn: oohhhh baby i wanna swallow ur spit.. u r makin me so damn hard ->frozenn: I'll eat your face and spit it out on your taint ->frozenn: I'll eat your face and spit it out on your taint frozenn: just bend over and spread that asshole for me i ll eat ur asshole like i m hungry.. then i ll come ur mouth for make some french ->frozenn: feeds you the fat, dead hooker under my bed frozenn: come on i m hungry let me taste ur asshole a lil fro

If You Use Fb Read This
NEW YORK - In an about-face following a torrent of online protests, Facebook is backing off a change in its user policies while it figures how best to resolve questions like who controls the information shared on the social networking site. The site, which boasts 175 million users from around the world, had quietly updated its terms of use — its governing document — a couple of weeks ago. The changes sparked an uproar after popular consumer rights advocacy blog Consumerist.com pointed them out Sunday, in a post titled "Facebook's New Terms Of Service: 'We Can Do Anything We Want With Your Content. Forever.'"

6 Thruths Of Life
> 6 Truths of Life > > 1. You cannot touch all > your top teeth with your tongue. > > > > > > > 2. All idiots, after > reading the first truth, will try it. > > > > > > > > 3. And discover that The > first truth is a lie. > > > > > > > 4. You're smiling now > because you're an idiot. > > > > > > > > > > 5. You soon will forward > this to another idiot. > > > > > > > > 6. There's still a > stupid smile on your face. > > > > I apologize about this . > > I'm an idiot and tried it too and I > just wanted to see you smile. HAHAHAHA > HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!

Living With An Ex....
so, I cant seem to do anything right, no matter what I try to do for her, she constantly bitches, about me being on the phone, about me going to work, about the apartment needing repairs, about my landlord and the rent, and the bills, and nothing she likes to eat in the house, and all that would even be fine, except, SHE HAS NO JOB, no income what so ever, and I pay for everything, we have 2 daughters together, and I have a son from my first marriage, all of whom live with me, and I am trying to show my kids roght and wrong by doing the right thing, and letting her stay with me, because she has noone else, and nowhere else to go, but she is straining my relationship, and my patience, I will always love her, though I am not in love with her after everything we went thru, with splitting up, to the custody battle, to her new bf's trying to be violent, and so much more, at this point, I am wondering why I keep trying to be friends with someone, that so obviously hates me, then I look at my

Some Thoughts Of Mine
~Why...~ I sit on my bed, knuckles bleeding... the wall beside presents a hole but my hand isnt pain.. my heart is.... 4th time in eleven years... and i always ask.. why? Why do i always fall for it? each time hurts worse... and each time i question... what happened?? ~What I Wouldn't Give...~ Oh what I wouldn't give... to know what to do to know how to do to see you smile to get the courage to lock our eyes to tell the truth to touch your fair skin to hold your gorgeous body to tell my love to feel our lips together; our tongues entwined Oh what I wouldn't give... To love you forever true...

Fate
i have wanted to write this for a long time. many will think i am just rambling on,some will learn from it. fate rules life itself in everything you do. no matter how big or small whatever you do affects everyone. people think that they choose what they do for them. but fate has made you choose. your life is planned out you can not change it. you can alter it but you will end up where fate wants you to be. you may choose a different road but it will always take you to where you are destine to be. you are on a journey to a destination and you can make choices on how you go but never change the end. examples of this is the movie Mr. destiny. he wished he would have caught the ball that would have made him famous instead he was trudging through life feeling miserable. he got his chance and was famous and rich. he thought it would just change his life but it changed everyone. at the end he ended up where he was destine to be. he could not change where he ended up just the roads he took. an

~the Zen Of Guido~
~ Guido Zen ~ In the Long view of History.... What Difference will Any of our Lives Make... The TRUE measure of a Life.... Is Not how many People know our Names when we die... But whether We TOUCHED the Lives of Others........Peace. Guido.

Rebel
Hello good friends. I hope this message of not going with the flow finds you well. You know that people always talk about adapting to things that are accepted in this world, and that people have to adapt to new things in order to survive. We hear it everyday, how the world is changing. People are conforming to new ideas, and accepting things that they might not believe in, but that doesn't matter. The world is changing, and it wants us to change with. The world has its own ideas of how things should be done. What we think and what we believe does not really matter. So many times I see that today we are taught to just go along with what is happening, and to just go along with it, and in some cases, a sad truth has shown itself, and that is that in some places people are told not to challenge what is being done, which in my opinion is one of the biggest crimes that someone can commit, people being told not to stand up for what they believe in. What does it matter what we all believe i

????????
i site at the table i stop and i think the end of my life could end in a wink. i think of the day that my life will give way i hope its not soon but it might end today its not one should think of or or try to delay it hapens to every one i know its the way the past and the present come to gether as one

Birthday
Here is one most everyone will enjoy! This is interesting! Check it out! Click on 'Birthday Calculator.' It tells you how many hours and how many seconds you have been alive on this earth and when you were probably conceived. After you've finished reading the info, click again, and see what the moon looked like the night you were born. Who says our time clocks aren't ticking... Enjoy. Birthday Calculator

Tax Poem
The Tax Poem At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land. Tax his bed. Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor. Tax his mule. Teach him taxes are the rule. Tax his work. Tax his pay. He works for peanuts anyway! Tax his cow. Tax his goat. Tax his pants. Tax his coat. Tax his ties. Tax his shirt. Tax his work. Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco. Tax his drink. Tax him if he tries to think. Tax his cigars. Tax his beers. If he cries Tax his tears. Tax his car. Tax his gas. Find other ways to tax his ass. Tax all he has, then let him know, That you won't be done, till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers; Then tax him some more, Tax him till he's good and sore. Then tax his

Birthday Zodiac Info
5 March 1979 Your date of conception was on or about 12 June 1978 which was a Monday. You were born on a Monday under the astrological sign Pisces. Your Life path number is 7. Your fortune cookie reads: The days you work are the best days. Life Path Compatibility: You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7. You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 4 & 22. You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path number 9. You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 3, 6, 8 & 11. The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2443937.5. The golden number for 1979 is 4. The epact number for 1979 is 2. The year 1979 was not a leap year. Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 1/28/1979 and ending 2/15/1980. You were born in the Chinese year of the Goat. Your Native American Zodiac sign is Wolf; your plant is Plantain. You were born in the Egyptian month of Pachons, the

Me ♥
Your date of conception was on or about 2 November 1980 which was a Sunday. You were born on a Sunday under the astrological sign Leo. Your Life path number is 7. Your fortune cookie reads: Strong and bitter words indicate a weak cause. Life Path Compatibility: You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7. You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 4 & 22. You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path number 9. You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 3, 6, 8 & 11. The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2444811.5. The golden number for 1981 is 6. The epact number for 1981 is 24. The year 1981 was not a leap year. Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/5/1981 and ending 1/24/1982. You were born in the Chinese year of the Rooster. Your Native American Zodiac sign is Salmon; your plant is Raspberry. You were born in the Egyptian month of Paopy, the se

"she Gets Used....."
Her entire body ached with nerves and anticipation. She had never done this before. And as she waited outside the massive french doors, hesitating to knock or ring the bell, she thought again "what am I doing here?" Dainty fingers curled into a fist, lightly wrapping on the door with a certain sense of hesitance. She waited for a moment.. two.. then she saw a shadow in the window framing the wall next to the door. She had been instructed to dress appropriately. "Prepare to be used," he had said. And so she did. Her skirt, while long, was worn without the hindrance of panties and her snug fitting blouse was also worn with no bra underneath. The door opened and it all seemed to be in slow motion, she sucked in a breath and glanced up at the man she had never physically met before but would now be her master. She blinked, looking over him timidly. His hair was as dark as the look on his face, but beautiful. High cheekbones were set in a stern chisel cut face and crystal blue ey

Why Do I Bother,id Be Better Of Dead
Why do i bother trying to be parts of sites like this.My depression fucks with everything i do and its not just me saying i have depression Ive been clinically diagnosed with the fucking illness.But damn i go into a lounge and talk to a really sweet beautiful sexy girl who seems to like me back but is actually uncomfortable with me but doesnt say a damn thing.So yes i get attached and clingy easy so i do this and along with some crude humor and questions that were all reasonable i get fucking banned without so much of a word.I mean why do i bother anyone i meet hates me,feels sorry for me,or pity's me no one seems to want to be my friend or anything else for who i am,So why the fuck should i even bother going on with my life cause its not just on this site or other sites its my everyday life.Im a worthless human being a ex-Heroin addict 2 months clean so yes my life is still in shambles and im still recovering but i mean Why if this unfucking curable depression keep fucking up everythi

For The Spy's & Drama A Holes
This is to the Spy's + Drama Kings & Queens from my Friends List or perhaps Family. You all need to Mind your F in Business.Find someone else to Chatterbox about.Or get a F in Life. I create mostly Masterpiece Morphs & ID's an Auto 11 Tags,in exchange for Rates & FuBlings. I Generate all my Rates in my 3+ yr Quest to Godfather.(Hacked Acct 211368,Sept.6,2006 Join'd) I do not Beg like most on Fubar do for Leveling Help. An Master Jeff, Bows before no one. So if I Blog something you don't like Deleete me Please.I don't desire whiners as Friends. Sally Ass Useless F_ckers.Useless Piece of Sh_ts.Go Create Drama someplace else not on my Page.I don't have Time. Very Busy making Morphs + Things.Showing Morph Love onto others. Nice Venting.

Poem Called : Tears And Fears
Ripples, through an ocean spring of self loathing Stained upon my heavy heart for the world to never see What lies beyond is greater than pain, but pure intoxication Of a smothering reality which turned its back without reason Leaving open an empty void waiting still to be filled. Though time does tick by, a fight is fought here everyday! With dried up emotions too drained to care, what do I do? Continue along like all is good and nothing's wrong, how fun, The ways of life shown to me are but a burden to the soul And if forgetting was possible, perhaps id be a little in control. Ever heard the saying "Love makes the earth move"? Well yeah! Just the wrong way, that's sods law of bad luck, Try and try, fight on, but ask yourself though, what for? Because when all is said & done and today reaches tomorrow You'll get hurt and left alone, with only silence left to borrow. I'm not a bitter man who speaks of despair in abundance But there is a point where enough is

I Love, I Love... I Love You.
Soaring. So close to the teasing winds, as love's lungs breathe life into our once hollow chests. And motionless veins suddenly ignite the need to flow steadily; beating peacefully. Lush green fields sway beneath performing clouds. Purity and holiness... Reflecting pinks, yellows, whites and gold linings... We lay on a checkered blanket. As rolling hills run rhymes into our minds. The pollen-scented breeze carries our love to God's heavenly kingdoms, where angels plant promises into the nourishing soil of unfolding futures. Bountiful blessings pour from spirit creatures. The angels swoop above and smile as with shining expressions of ardent affection, we exchange passionate gazes. Blue eyes meet brown, and lazy afternoons stretch into midnight galaxies. One look overturns the hours, into which we Dance. Your firm grip pulls my waist into your tall frame. A lingering kiss waves me goodbye as you push my body away, yet you still hold m

Care To Trade??? :)
I am a camgirl and am willing to trade one of my camshows for auto 11 bling, Cherrybomb (thats what im most wanting) or blasts. i will also make a salute, either nsfw or sfw, for bling. the barter system was the way of life back in the day lol

Help This Marine
HE SUPPORTS HIS COUNTRY NOW I AM ASKING YOU TO SUPPORT HIM HE HAD HIS ACCOUNT HACKED WAS A GODFATHER NOW HE IS STARTING OVER Sgt.Redneck@ fubar LETS HELP THIS MARINE GET BACK TO GODFATHER I KNOW WE CAN GO F/A/R/B/B/C THIS MARINE THIS BULLY PROUDLY BROUGHT TO YOU BY MZ.BELLE MZ.BELLE~Shadow Levelers~ Owned by Sexy Baby Blue Eyes~Fu Owner/Owned By I'm Smut~~@ fubar

Read This....
I am the second born of 11 kids.Two of siblings are addicts.They have their own stupid reasons for being addicted,with dealing them.It makes the world better to deal with.They say you can't pick your family.Well hell yes you can.You can adopt.With the things I have experinced in life,I have learned to laugh at it.It is said " Comedy is the best medicine."I prefer to focus on the positive shit in my life,as well as keep positive people in my life. I will never have room in my life for negative people.Because they don't laugh.

Beauty Of A Woman
The beauty of a woman Is not in the clothes she wears, The figure that she carries, Or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, Because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole, But true beauty in a woman Is reflected in her soul. It is the caring that she lovingly gives, The passion that she shows, And the beauty of a woman With passing years only grows

The Greatest Irony Of Love
The greatest irony of love; Loving the right person at the wrong time, having the wrong person when the time is right and finding out you love someone right after that person walks out of your life... and sometimes, you think you're already over a person, but when you see them smile at you, you'll suddenly realize that you're just pretending to be over them just to ease the pain of knowing that they will never be yours again... for some reason, they think that letting go is one way of expressing how much they love that person... in my opinion, some are afraid to see the one they love being held by someone else... most relationships tend to fail not because the absence of love. Love is always present. it's just that one was being loved too much and the other was being loved to little.... as we all know that the heart is the center of the body but it beats on the left. Maybe that's the reason why the heart is not always right... most often we fall in love with the person we think we love

Bitchology
When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch.! Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. SO TRUE!!! When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing w rong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed. And if that makes me a bitch, so be it. I embrace the title and a

What Would U Do!!
You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about. Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car? Think before you continue reading. This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again. The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my old friend and let

Top Twenty Signs She Is Getting Bored Having Sex With You (humor)
20. After you request sex she replies, "Wait 'til the Nyquil kicks in." 19. Gets very upset when the ashtray falls off your ass. 18. Actually answers when you ask "Who's your daddy?" 17. Last time she screamed during sex was the first time she won at solitaire. 16. Only moans during commercial breaks. 15. Starts her fake orgasms during foreplay. 14. Keeps trying to set you up with her friends. 13. Runs for vacant Senate seat in New York. 12. You are currently sitting backstage at the Springer show. 11. Beginning to think she is only "playing" dead. 10. During the act, she actually yelled out, "Oh, Baby, Yadda, Yadda, Yadda." 9. Has suddenly started making you pay in advance. 8. Her moans of delight discovered to actually be a .wav file. 7. Instead of asking to leave her shirt on, she wants to leave her pants on too. 6. Keeps asking "Are you SURE you're not gay?" 5. Boredom? So that's why she keeps deflating.... 4. Holds up

If You Want Me ( Girls)asked To Post
Don't even think about it if..... You are younger then 25 You weigh less then 98 You weigh more then 200 Your height is not near 5'2 if you have slept with more 50 women or men You are not romantic You have bad breath You have a psycho ex-girlfriend or boy friend You are just looking for a pussy call You Have to have a drink first thing in the morning You live with your parents You are not spontaneous You are not talented in any way You don't look hot naked You are on the rebound you are not be flirty and out going You are no fun you do drugs you can't call me every day to say hello your not good in communicating You are not into threesomes or willing to swing, and play in bdsm you are not a great kisser or good with your tongue you don't like my hair color...i will go back as a brunette when im ready. you don't believe in unconditional love! you are not completly shaved( sorry jus

How Do You Like Your Coffee
We all enjoy a good cup of coffee every now and then. Some enjoy it more often than others. We’re not talking your average everyday cup of coffee here though. We have found ways to code sex using coffee terms. Coffee = sex Decaf coffee = sex that is so-so; it’s still coffee but lacking the hype Grinding beans = dry hump or foreplay Jitters = orgasm Steam wand = cock Steaming pitcher = pussy Instant coffee = quickie Coffee with legs = bootie call Barista = hooker Espresso = phone sex Red Eye = cybering Please feel free to add to our list in the comment section below My friend and I were talking about coffee one day and this is how this all came about we decided to write this hope you enjoy Co-Writer show her some fu-luv JustAnAngel8671 ~Greeter/Promoter @ America's Brave & Proud@ fubar

I Wanna Be Trailer Trash
I WANNA BE TRAILER TRASH I'm tired of paying mortgage bills, utility bills, property taxes & rent! I want to live more simply, pack up the kids and move into a travel-trailer. I don't mind being called 'trailer trash', but I want to get your opinion. hmmmmm yay or nay to TRAILER TRASH!!!! peace baby

Please Help My Friend
Ok where to begin there is this really great Guy on here his name is pdominoexpress~Fubar's BAD BOY~Assistant @ CLUB OF EXOTIC SECRETS~~~~ and he is Awsome he needs some love he just found out Tonight he has Advanced Lukemia I would love to try to get him to gofather he is only 238,343 away. IF u could please stop by and show him some love even if it is just a little bit it would be greatly apperciated.Here is His Link http://fubar.com/pdominoexpress

My Life
Today I was off from work. I woke up took my son to daycare. I had an appointment after I dropped him off. My appointment went well. After the appointment was over I went back home to try to get some house work done. I accomplished alot. Although I didn't quite finish everything on my to do list. I felt good about what I did get done. I even got to take a nap before going back to pick up my son. After I picked him up from daycare we went back to the house. I needed to cut his hair so I took care of that. He looks like a cute little man now instead of shaggy. lol...

Best Friend
I was trying to save up to buy me a new laptop so I didnt have to worry about using my moms or my sisters anymore. As of tonight I am saving up for something different. Something more important now. I just found out my best friend who is like a sister to me. Her new house she was just moving into burnt down. She has a one year old little boy. She had all of his stuff in the new house. She figured it would be easier to get his stuff settled in first so hed have a place to play while they moved the rest of the stuff in. The only thing that she didnt move in was his bed. So now her poor son has lost EVERYTHING except his bed and the clothes on his back. So, everything I sale 100% of the money will be going to give him new things. New toys new clothes no everything. I however cannot replace his pictures. But I will do my best to help his parents replace everything else that poor baby has lost. Sometimes it takes something this big to show you how small a laptop really is.

No Clue What To Do About My Mother's Downward Turn With Health
No clue what to do about my mother's downward turn with health Current mood: stressed Just need to rant about what I have been silently been going through with my mother's health ordeal the last couple months. Those of you who know me well already know my mother has some severe health issues with her back being the worse as of recent year or so. The last 3 months now it has gotten to the point were she can't even walk without taking lots of pain medications and the last few weeks they haven't even helped. About two months ago she fell in the bathroom fracturing two ribs compounding the pain. For the last two weeks I have had to take care of her because she can only stand or walk far enough to go to the bathroom. The last week now all she has done is cry because of the pain and pray to god to just die. I have been trying to push for her insurance company and doctors to do something to help but just keep getting the run around. Today we are at the pain management center again tryi

Please Help My #1 Level To Disciple
THIS IS AN EXCLUSIVE ¤jåmÉ§ms§0104¤Éήƒ¤®©έ® @t♫jέη§ ®¤¤m Has Auto 11's !!!!!!!!!!! jamesms0104 is on his way to Disciple and would love your help! He has a little over 3.4 million to go; and can make it with your help. He will have Auto 11's activated at 7pm fu-time on Friday, February 20th--and will be hosting Happy Hour at 10pm fu-time that night. Get your points and level up on him! Be sure to Fan/Add him while you're at it. Tell your friends to help him out too. Let him know that DaddyBear sent you. jamesms0104@ fubar

Family
ok i have been out of the loop for awhile on here, first off i lost my stepdad 2years ago today, then a week ago i loose my stepmom due to cancer, so now my grandma is in the hospital wont know nothing til monday wehn they do a MRI on her. she is 98 years old.

Broken
Today I am broken once again. My heart has been trampled into soo many pieces I don't think I'll ever think it will heal. Everyone around me is happy. They have good lives and jobs and friends that are near. They do stuff and know how to have fun. Its been soo long since i've had fun I think I forget what its like. I spend everyday operating as if i was a robot, i get up do work for my parents, go to work, come home and sleep and then repeat. Day in and Day out. I meet someone go out for what i thought was a sucessful date, then he ends up just fucking w/ my head. Callilng me and saying u want to go out making plans and never falling through with it. This just breaks me into even more pieces. I mean its not that i had feelings for him, but its the idea i've just never been good enough for anyone. I understand why people want me to be their "dirty little secret" but honestly i'm not comfortable with it. I'm sorry i'm not pretty and skinny and good. But i am who I am. I don't lie, I feel

Use Your Sexy To Take Your Workout To Another Level!
CHANNEL YOUR INNER SEXY and SHED THE EXCESS weight, during this SOUL STIRRING workout! Sensual Movements Workout Workshop at Cityoga 936 Indiana Ave. Indianapolis, IN 46202 (317)-423-1730 www.cityoga.biz SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 28TH AT 4:30PM FREE INTRODUCTORY CLASS SENSUAL MOVEMENTS combines group sex therapy with stretching, exotic and freestyle dance to make up one SEXY workout.

I Have A Uncle
Ok so yesterday i was one of myspace profiles and i had a friends request so i accepted it. When i was looking at this person profile he had the same last name as my maiden name. I was always told if I came across with someone as the same last name ad i had i was related to him. So i sent him a message and come to find out he is my uncle on my dad side of the family. So now i have a uncle and 2 cousins that i have never meet let alone knew that they was here. So we exchanged numbers and address and now its jus a waiting game i guess. I will keep ya posted as to what happens.

Poem Called Secret Love
I hid my love when young till I Couldn't bear the buzzing of a fly; I hid my love to my despite Till I could not bear to look at light: I dare not gaze upon her face But left her memory in each place; Where eer I saw a wild flower lie I kissed and bade my love good bye. I met her in the greenest dells Where dewdrops pearl the wood blue bells The lost breeze kissed her bright blue eye, The bee kissed and went singing by, A sunbeam found a passage there, A gold chain round her neck so fair; As secret as the wild bee's song She lay there all the summer long. I hid my love in field and town Till een the breeze would knock me down, The bees seemed singing ballads oer, The fly's bass turned a lion's roar; And even silence found a tongue, To haunt me all the summer long; The riddle nature could not prove Was nothing else but secret love.

The Dream
Love, if I weep it will not matter, And if you laugh I shall not care; Foolish am I to think about it, But it is good to feel you there. Love, in my sleep I dreamed of waking, White and awful the moonlight reached Over the floor, and somewhere, somewhere There was a shutter loose - it screeched! Swung in the wind - and no wind blowing - I was afraid and turned to you, Put out my hand to you for comfort - And you were gone! Cold as the dew, Under my hand the moonlight lay! Love, if you laugh I shall not care, But if I weep it will not matter - Ah, it is good to feel you there.

Tag
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Got my tongue pierced when I was 16 by forging my mothers signature and still to this day she thinks I got it pierced when I was 18! 2.I often wonder if people see me differently when they call me Beautiful. 3.I have a nasty scar on my wrist that was covered by a butterfly tattoo due to a "cutting" problem I use to have (prior to kids). 4. I was hit by a car in the 2nd grade....explains it all doesn't it?! lol 5. I wish I had long legs... I'm only 5'2 6. When I was in Kindergarten I dared a boy to run me over with a tricycle and he did lol and I have the scar on my bottom lip to prove it! 7. I actually LIK

Poem Called : Farewell Ungrateful Traitor!!
Farewell, ungrateful traitor! Farewell, my perjur'd swain! Let never injur'd woman Believe a man again. The pleasure of possessing Surpasses all expressing, But 'tis too short a blessing, And love too long a pain. 'Tis easy to deceive us In pity of your pain, But when we love, you leave us To rail at you in vain. Before we have descried it, There is no joy beside it, But she that once has tried it Will never love again. The passion you pretended Was only to obtain, But once the charm is ended, The charmer you disdain. Your love by ours we measure Till we have lost our treasure, But dying is a pleasure When living is a pain.

Poem Called : My Past
Before you came into my life I never saw the point in living I did what I wanted with no regret Until you became my everything I kept being told I have so much to live for But the truth was I had nothing I wanted to live for I didn't care and I started to destroy myself I was becoming a party girl and wh**e So many people tried to reach out But all their efforts were invain I didn't care because of my corrupted past I has no means or desire to change I began to fall deeper down I began to try and take my own life I tried so many times to end it all I would test my luck with fights and knives Then it all changed when you came I felt happy and alive for the first time You gave a me reason to live I was so happy to be yours and for you to be mine I want to quit it all for you When I found you I saw my future in you You are my heart, world and my everything You gave me and are my reason for living If I didn't have you, I would be someone everyone once kne

Just 10 Things Period..
you have to post a blog with 10 weird things ,facts about you and then you have to send it to 5 friends and telling them they have been tagged and to read your blog..i think thats it..if not go ask purr ..lol 1.. I hate to write blogs 2..I hate it when friend or should I say so called friends trap you into things (like this) 3..I love to be a mean and hateful bitch 4..I love sex 5..I love to try new things 6..Most people love me when they hang out with me 7..Im all about me..lol..lol 8..I just want to have fun 9..I dont have many friends cuz i choose not too 10..I am glad this is over purr..thank you very much

Thanks For The Tag ~*vindicated*~
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I LOVE to burp like a big man! LoL I can BEAT anyone... LoL 2. I am still not use to people complementing me... 3. I have HUGE Flinstone Feet! *gigglin* 4. I was hit by a golf cart when I was in 2nd or 3rd grade and had a HUGE welt on my head and a concussion... THAT must be why I am so WACKED OUT! *gigglin* 5. I don't like to be real "lady like". I like to get dirty and do guy stuff... I know.. that's HOT! LoL 6. I didn't have a real boyfriend until I was 18! HAHA 7. I wish I could go back to high school... I miss my teen years! 8. I'm going in the Army as soon as I get all my shit together... I CA

Flash Salutes!!!
Okay, so heres whats gonna happen... Ive gotten alot of requests for hand drawn tattoo flash salutes... Im more than happy to do it but believe me, it takes time. If you REALLY want a salute, then e-mail me, tell me what kind of artwork you want, and then just wait til Im done with it. It will get done. Plus, a little thank you would be nice. Bling me, comment me, all of my pics, get your friends to rate and comment bomb me... SUMTHIN Mikey Knuckles

A Woman's Week At The Gym
If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine. Dear Diary, For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try. I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Belinda, who identified herself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear. My daughter seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress. ________________________________ MONDAY: Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Belinda

Destinee's Desires
Passions ignite, desire flares its about all that she can bear. flesh on flesh, lips on lips she cries out but no sound exists. His touch is like fire his eyes are like ice she gives to him all her control tonight. He takes it and does anything he might wish as she lies, crying, in a state of bliss. Inside her he moves as quick as he can his hands holding hers with strength of many men. Her body trembles, tightens around his core for tonight she will give more than ever before. She will lose herself completely offering up to him control of her soul and all of her fears. Her lust and longing no more out of sight he is taking it all without a fight. She screams and pushes her body up to his him deep inside her, as he gently kisses her lips. She can take it no more as with every thrust her body trembles and tightens it must. For her own pleasure has come and now it is his she scratches her nails down across his skin. Deep into his flesh as his body pushes hard taki

Tag... My A$$$
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I don't eat salads 2. I love to ride motorcycles (mostly with brother) 3. I hate Video games!! 4. They were the main reason for my divorce!! 5. I built my own house¡K Habitat for Humanity.. 800 hrs of hard labor. 6. I cant stand a liar!! 7. I hate filling these out because I don't like talking about myself.. 8. I hate broccoli 9. I am the youngest of 7. 10. hate these type of blogs!! Thanks Motorphreke!! ƒº

Apparently, I'm It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm terrified of frogs 2. I have obsession with rubbing and tracing a persons cold ears 3. My dad broke my nose when I was 12 on purpose 4. I still save the crunchberries for last when I eat Captn Crunch 5. I'm slowly learning I am a beautiful girl worthy of love and happiness *with a little help * 6. I enjoy guy on guy porn 7. Mommie Dearest is my all time favorite movie 8. I once smashed a girls head into the school bus window because she called me a bitch 9. I attempted suicide when I was 12 and my grandmother saved me 10. I would go insane without the Fu and my friends I have made here.

My Owner
What we are doing is giving a fantastic man credit where credit is due. Tony411 has gone out of his way to help his closest friends in every way possible. He is the sweetest, most caring man on Fubar, and an amazing friend. Click the picture to go to Tony's Page!!! Take a few minutes out of your busy day, and stop by his page and fan, rate, add, bling, or even crush him. If anyone on this site deserves it he does!! This unbelievable man is so close to Prophet that it would be appreciated if you would rate him hard and see if we can get him there!!! When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.- Helen Keller

I'm It? Lol
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am from a large family of 6 Brothers and 3 Sisters. My brothers taught me the most about life. 2. I have moved 16 times in 20 years. 3. I write HTML to relax and calm down. 4. I got my JDW name from finsihing a 1.75 liter of Jack Daniels in 4 hours. I then slept for 2 days. 5. I refuse to answer my cell phone. If you want me to answer...text me. 6. I am the worst driver unless I am mad... 7. I come off as un-approchable at bars on purpose. I hate idle conversation. 8. Intelligence is a huge turn on for me...HUGE! 9. I travel to Norway for Love. 10. I can be callous and cruel and

I Guess Im It! Lol
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. hummm where to start..welli can do just 10 so I will try to keep it short LOL 1. I come up with nick names for about everyone I know 2. Laughter is my life, if you cant take a joke...we will NOT get along. 3. Im OCD and ADHA and count EVERYTHING and it has to come out to an even number. 4. There are 3 words that when said around me literaly make me gag...*bleh* 5. When things make me really happy I sait "its like Christmas" or "it taste like happy"...dont ask lol 6. Someone once told me that women who take good care of their feet take good care of their vags. so my toes always look nice 7. I use alot o

Cuz Karma Tagged Me
Normally I wouldn't even consider going along with one of these chainletteresque activities butt since its Karma I will for her cuz I love her. Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Here's mine, in no particular order- 1. I wish my dick was bigger, not only longer butt fatter, like as fat as my arm with a tip as big as my fist. 2. When I get annoyed and or frustrated by people and/or situations it makes my skin feel itchy. 3. I desire to be dominated by a hot female wearing an SS officer's uniform butt I dont want to be tied up or made to suck any strapon dildos just spanked and smothered by tits and asssth and possibly peed on. 4. I have to go to w

Ive Been Tagged
Instructions......(I was tagged by Rainbow stomps) Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am a huge flirt. 2. I have a weiner dog that is old as dirt but is cool as hell. 3. I drink coffee by the gallon. 4. My ear is looks funny because I was shot in it (I mean really, who gets shot in the ear?). 5. I love to drive 6. I am a huge fan of beer 7. I lived in Canada for 7 years when I was a kid. 8. I am a mason. 9. Im a huge history geek. 10. I love trisket crackers.

Screwed
well lets see today i renewed my vip due to the fact that i got a new debit card and so the numbers were diffrent so i had to change it all up onn here so i wouldnt get charged with a non fund fee or some shit . but anyways i renewed the hubbys first and i noticed it made his leveling points go down so i wrote my points down before i renewed mine and well i had 2,701,652 to go and after i renewed it it showed i had 2,748,160 to go a diffrence of 46,508 what the hell why did it add to my points to go and not take away from it so i guess basicly i got screwed and it didnt even feel good lol so take screen shots offten so u have proof that you had whatever lol so have a blessed day

I Hate Dhhs!!!!
They lie and tear families apart. I had to deal with them for years, beginning when my neighbors reported me to them when I first lived in Pittsfield. I moved to Hermon, and yet another neighbor called them. All because my children were playing outside for a few minutes and I was not in sight. Once you get DHHS in your life, you are stuck untill they close the case. I made the mistake of mentioning my personal life to them and I begun to be under constant scrutiny. Sure I made some bad choices in men, but none of them EVER sexually harmed my children. Yet when the girls were taken from me in November of 2004, that was one of the reasons. Improper supervision was another reason...but with those two things alone, I was accused of putting them in jeopardy. My oldest child, Ariane, had problems for years. For years all I got was that she was mentally retarded. Noone had told me she had ADHD, which causes children to be impulsive. Oh no...my girls were not diagnosed untill DHHS took them an

Good Bye...
Over the past few months I started coming to a conclusion that this site has become more of a problem than a solution of my boredom!! I use to enjoy rating people and doing it often mainly to help them as I helped myself very little. Most of those people would never give the same respect back, such is life. Cause if they are the beggars and users on this site I can only imagine how they are in real life!! As to me rating I use to rate nearly if not more than 5000 pics a day....the only time I may of seen that number ever returned were on my HH's which there was 2 I bought for myself. I did yes receive some bling and for the most part I did put out more in that department at least 2 to 1 since bling became a thing here. Most recently it became an issue with a few on here which I'll keep nameless cause those people like the attention so why give those types more!! Also, the Bouncers, owners and friends of.... have became a pain in the ass!! I was told don't complain about them why

Random
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I eat more junkfood than any human should. 2. My foot bounces A LOT when I'm thinking. 3. I'm having a hard time with this because I'm multitasking like a bitch. 4. Favorite movies: Clockwork Orange, Phantom of the Opera, Juno. 5. I spend more time online than you'd believe. 6. I can type about 65 wpm. 7. I twitch a lot. 8. I say a lot of internet lingo in real life. (lulz, brb, etc.) 9. I have a horrid memory (For example, I was supposed to go to the library this morning to print out a W2 and totally forgot. 10. I've logged more hours in Vampirefreaks flashchat than most of the people than most people could hand

Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I love blue jeans. 2. I have blue eyes. 3. I have naturally curly hair. 4. I love gardening. 5. I the Fall Colors. 6. I'm happily Divoriced & single again 7. I enjoy driving across country. 8. I watch TV a lot. 9. I have never watched ET. 10. I am a talker. Now, who's next?

Tag! I'm It!
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I get sick when i see dead fish. 2. I don't like cabinet doors left open. 3. I have been a hairdresser for 10 years 4. I have 6 cats. 2 more and i officially a cat lady..lol 5. I don't like romance movies. 6. the oldest guy i dated was 49, when i was 22. 7. Japanasee food is my favorite. 8. I can get drunk off of 3 beers. 9. I didn't meet my father till i was 31 years old. 10. I never lived out of the state of Ga. southernsweet99, Miss Thang, Who's your Daddy, Nicholas, ~kk~

How To Identify A Turkish Guy With Others!
U r a beautiful girl? or no need to be beautiful, just make sure that u r sexy as hell, as erotic as possible, u will get some shit like these below examples from Turkish pigs wherever ur pics r ^^ I don't really believe that those Turks would have enough intelligence to appreciate cuteness. They're like damn cancer. No matter where I join in the internet those retarded Turks find me and start to send those stupid messages. Even when I joined some Caribbean community... mostly blacks in there so guess who sent me the first message in there? This dick... From turkish_pilot32m 16 Dec, 2008 hii how are ı am from ın turkey ı am working soldiar pilot ı am 32 ı am stil single my add. pilot31ant2005m@hotmail.com and my yahoo add. turkish_pilot32m@yahoo.com and my ddick 25 cm big and long and vascular hii baby They're either horny brainless idiots who can't say anything else than... benbrik sanoo (1:20): you have cam benbrik sanoo (1:21): you like sex

Tag Your It..
Instructions......(I was tagged by Bravo and Jacqui dammit! Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have a freckle in side my left eye 2. I love peanut butter,jelly,mayo and ham sandwiches. 3. My right boob is bigger than my left..lol 4. I fell out the window into a rose bush when I was 2 yrs old. 5. I have never bowled 6. I was shot in the face with a bb gun and had to have the bb cut out. 7. I'm stoled a car when I was 15. 8. I lived in Mexico once. 9. I love Starbucks! 10. I love subtitled black and white films.

Tagged By Ninja!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Oh boy...lol Nearly ALL of my friends are women. Not for the reason you may think - I find them much more interesting to talk with than men. If I want the score...there's Sportscenter. How to change a serpentine belt? A manual. Enough said... 2. I will NOT eat fish or ketchup. Not even the finest cuts of fish. My mom is the BEST but she messed up by forcing us to eat the nastiest, cheapest fish sticks covered in ketchup. It's hardwired now...deal with it. Unless of course you like cleaning up puke. 3. I'm the most respectful perv you'll ever meet. LOL I'm just a very sensual, sexual person I guess. But hey...ya'll

Just Another Fubar Whore..lol..
Just another fubar whore by sexy sweet and I lol.. just another day to walk through the fubar door oh my my here is another one in traing a fubar whore walkin in and saying you are cute.. better watch out or she will give you the boot wow walking in a lounge to look around to see and low and behold the fu whore is free dont matter if you are man or woman .. all she wants is her auto 11 dont matter what gender she wants the bling but all the pervs only want to give her ding a ling dont forget the tickers and happy hours or fans she got she will get fu perved and spread her fu legs allot tittie shots for all to see.. but the beaver shots they aint free the pervs get a free ticked to see to ride the whore train playboy, hustler gots nothing on fu they are cheap and its there gain.. its fu lovin she needs.. its that fu drama train she feeds the drama drama drama ohhhhh myyyyy she wants to be fu famous spread her legs and fly its mike the hottie she wants to see .. but he

Lol.....
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I could care less what people think of me 2. I find hope in being lost. 3. Ive been homeless for a year.. but its been fun. 4. Im afraid of climbing down a mountain after climbing up it. 5. I will never let you see me cry. 6. Because of past issues Some and i mean SOME men frighten me. 7. In Michigan im considered Mexican.. In NY im black.. go figure? 8. I find peace in disorganization.. but can also be a neat freak. 9. I dont gotta lie to kick it.. take it or leave it its me. 10. I love bagels! im tagging the following Jai Moet hollz cannibal Nicole

Driven
chaos driven December brought me many concerns. January saw things settle some. February has exhausted me and it is not even over yet! Of course, the road trip is mostly likely to blame for that! Until Tuesday the 10th we were unsure if my daughter would be going to Oklahoma for school or not. It required her to be physically able and she had not been released from doctor's care until then. With the release (all but to drive...not yet) came the wake of chaos as I refused to plan for much of anything until knowing for sure. On the same day was the funeral of a loved one. I assisted with hosting the dinner following the funeral before going into work and still had made only a minimal of arrangements. Plans were to leave Sunday and return Tuesday. Thanks to the kindness of fellow employees shift switches were made and we were off and running finishing packing Saturday night and on the road Sunday. We arrived safely to grab some food and some sleep Sunday night before the blur

Well...
Life is very strange, just when you think things are going in one direction, they go in a total different direction. Life isn't about who wins or loses, it's about getting back up and trying again. I've learned a lot of hard lessons in life, and i'm still learning. what i'm trying to say is, happiness is not a present that someone holds in their hands waiting for us to take it. happiness is something we all posess, and can have if we just grasp it. I've spent much of my life struggling with that aspect, and have come to the conclusion that it is a very true statement *hugs* to all

Presidential Candidate?
I tell you I've about had it with these career politicians! I am so fed up with them running our country into the ground I am considering running for president in 2012! I am a nobody but I raised 2 kids on 9 bucks an hour for many years with no help from anyone, how hard can it be to get rid of wasetful spending and useless programs and tighten up the budget? Now is the time to downsize government not expand! Protect our rights under the constitution, and make all bills amendments written into plain english so we the people can understand what they are trying to do with OUR money! So tell me what you think people? (I will be making this a mumm too)

~504 BØürbØn §trëët~ [rëtürn§]
REST ASSURED... (THEORIGINAL)ROOSTER, (THELAST)ROOSTER, OR FORK, (whatever you choose to call him) HAS >NOTHING< TO DO WITH 504 BØürbØn §TrëëT~ [RëTüRN§] *N§FW* and NEVER WILL !! ~504~ is STRICKLY NO FOUL FOUL ALLOWED !! [RëTüRN§] !!! SO DON'T MISS OUT...

Auto 11's
NEXT WEEKEND I WILL BE RUNNING AUTO'S 2 DAYS IN A ROW TO TRY AND LEVEL UP TO ORACLE. WILL BE DOING RANDOM BLING AND BIG PIMPIN GIFTS TO HEAVY RATERS THAT WANT TO STOP BY AND NOT ONLY HELP ME LEVEL UP BUT TO HELP YOU LEVEL UP. PLUS FU'S IT WILL BE GIVING YOU FREE 11'S. SO DON'T FORGET TO STOP ON BY AND SHOW A KITTY SOME FU LUV NEXT WEEKEND. WILL KEEP YA FU'S UPDATED WHEN IT COMES CLOSER TO WHEN I ACTIVATE THEM

I Was Tagged By My Sister :)
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. love the color blue 2. i have a thing for flames and wings 3. i find tattoos to be extremely sexy 4. im scared of letting someone love me 5. i am a textaholic 6. telling me about the girls you have been with is a complete turn off and will make me step away faster than anything 7. if i ever tell you "I Love You" you better cherish it for as long as you can because i mean it 8. i wear my heart on my sleeves sometimes so it dont take much to discourage me from saying or doing something 9. when i am pissed i tend to keep to myself for long periods of time 10. i am me Ryan Kristina John CJ Johnson Mik

Why Bbw
oral fixation: A psychological condition in which a person is unconsciously obsessed with the mouth and feels the need to always be sucking or chewing something. May lead to overweightness, nail-biting and other habits, and excessive cock-gobbling. Bob: "Hey Rick, why do you like fat girls so much? Is it because there's more cushion for the pushin'?" Rick: "No." Bob: "Is it because you need to feel dominated by a larger woman and forced into a submissive role in bed?" Rick: "Hell naw." Bob: "Is it because they're like mopeds...fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on them?" Rick: "Nope." Bob: "Well is it because of the huge ghetto ass and the tig ol' bitties?" Rick: "Well, um, not really." Bob: "Are you just a Tri Delt groupie, and they just happen to all be fat?" Rick: "No, but those Tri Delt girls go all out in the sack, let me tell you." Bob: "Is it because they're desperate, which makes them easier than first grade math class?" Rick: "You

I've Been Tagged !!!
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I don't eat Red Meat . 2. I love to Cook . 3. I have to watch N.C.I.S everyday or it turns out to be a bad day .. 4. I hate a Dirty House .. 5. I can't go to sleep without my T.V on ......lol 6. My all time Fav movie is Top Gun !! 7. I love to wear Flip Flops everyday even when its cold ........lol 8. I have 3 pets a Dog , Cat , and a Rabbit . 9. I have to have Coffee to get me going in the Morning 10. I can't stand ppl that think they are all that ..... Sunflower ~ K.K ~ dewyb1969 ~ Poppa ~ Guitars707 ~ CHI-TOWN "RIP" ~ radarlove ~

Someone Had Me Crackin Up
I was so tired after a long day of work. I feel wore out by the time I get home. I also get grouchy as hell. Well today I get online to check up on Fubar land and I get a message from a guy. I get comments all day fron dudes saying what they would, should or could do. They all kinda sound the same. This was different. I couldn't help but to laugh. I hope you find humor in it as I have. This is just a lil bit of what went on in the shout box. His name has been partially blocked for privacy reasons. Thank you my new friend, you made my day. ♦$upaXXX♦: pssttttttt........do u think it would be mean if i was to say id be willing to get on my knees to fight a lil kid to get to those titties lol ->♦$upaXXX♦: LMAOOO, my first laugh for the whole day. Thank you Suga ♦$upaXXX♦: lol well i was being for real lol ->♦$upaXXX♦: you don't want to kick a lil kids ass, lol That's not nice ♦$upaXXX♦: so i got to cum all the way to MD

Tag
let's see, 10 random things about me. 1. I work hard, and I have worked hard my whole life. No one has ever handed my anything. 2. I enjoy classic cars. I really enjoy finding cars that have character, that have reached the point where they can't be restored, and just poking around trying to find some history. 3. Music- if it has a beat and good lyrics, I will listen to it. There isn't much I can't stand. 4. I can't stand liars. I have had some of the best lies told to me by some of the best liars out there, so don't think you can step up. 5. I live my life by my rules. I am not broken, don't think you have to try to fix me. 6. Drugs. I don't use them. I have enough problems. 7. Cats & dogs. I have two cats that I absolutely love. I'd have a dog, but I am gone 14 hours a day, and it wouldn't be fair to the dog. 8. NSFW. I am. I am neither political, or correct, either. It just doesn't exist in my world. 9. If I had to do it all over again, I wouldn't bother.

Master In The Bdsm Life Style
Hello I am a Master in the bdsm life style who is looking to meet a female 21-43 that knows what bdsm life style is about and who is a slave and knows what it means to be a slave in the bdsm life style. If you are looking to play games rather it's on here or in person then you need to look else where thank you.

Grr Chains Lol I Was Tagged !!
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names 1. My favorite color is YELLOW! 2. Yes my boobs are real. Been big chested my whole life lol. 3. I sleep in a wife beater and panties every night! 4. My longest relationship was 12 years!! oh GOD 5. I ALWAYS WRITE IN CAPS BUT SINCE THIS IS A RANDOM BLOG I HAD TO SWITCH IT UP. 6. I have long ass fucking hair, blue eyes, and freckles for all you non 20 20 people lol. 7. I love being a MOTHER! 8. My favorite number is 6. 9. I love to sleep on the outside but...for my Marko I'll make an exception! I love you! 10. I love to kiss and cuddle most of all but...( lets not forget tossing salad) lmfaoooooooooooooo Marko Deejay Dryan Long Legz Kozmo

Tag I'm It
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm 30 Years old and have 2 boys, ages 6 and 5. 2. Hard for me to trust people period because for some reason people like to listen to what others have to say about me (who don't know me) instead of getting to know me themselves. Sad... 3. I had a baby in high school and he passed away at age 4 in 2000 while I was deployed overseas. That moment in time is what made me cherish being a woman and a mother. 4. I'm half Irish and half Puerto Rican 5. I write poetry and sing. 6. I lost a brother in the first World Trade Center on 9/11. 7. I'm a lady in the streets and the opposite in the sheets, but still can't seem to find a true lo

Tag I Am It
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am 47 years old 2. Divorced with no kids just a dog 3. Worked in Law Enforcement for 15 years 4. Received the Medal of Valor last Nov. 5. I love movies and am a total junkie 6. Never was one to tell so much about myself 7. Love being in Indiana 8. Love my peace and quiet when I get it 9. Keep my friend list short with good people 10. Wants to find the one person that makes my life complete If you have read this then you should do your own blog with 10 facts or weird things about yourself and tag 10 friends including me

Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I LOVE TO COOK 2.I AM AFRAID TO FLY 3.AM OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE 4.STEELERS FAN ALL THE WAY 5.THINKS BASEBALL IS BORING(need to let them fight) 6.AVID FISHERMAN 7.ENJOYS JAMES PATTERSON&JOHN GRISHAM BOOKS 8.GOING BACK TO SCHOOL 9.SPEAKS HIS MIND 10.FALLS FOR THESE DUMB ASS TAGS...LMAO

I Was Tagged...
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I grind my teeth. I grind them when I am sleeping and when I am awake. I have been doing it so long that my teeth are completely flat. Sometimes I do it so much I get a headache. 2. I think I am afraid of heights. I don't know I am am necessarily afraid of heights or falling. But I definitely don't like to be up high anywhere. 3. I love kissing. I think it is the most intimate expression of desire. 4. Whenever I borrow a DVD from someone it takes me forever to return it. I love watching movies, but hate having to watch a movie. 5. I believe in ghosts and spirits. I believe they are everywhere around you at all times.

Tagged By Seamus!
Alright fuckin bastard tagged me. I hate this kind of shit but because he is a great friend, I guess I will participate. Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1 I'm getting married on May 17, 2009 to Short Bus. 2 I swear just as much in real life as I do here. 3 I am a recovering drug addict. 4 I have no children, because I lost a child to downs syndrome. 5 I am a computer geek at heart. 6 I have never been convicted of anything. I probably should have. 7 I have never been married. 8 I have had back surgery. 9 I work at a lumber mill. 10 I lived out on the streets for 3 years in Santa Ana, Garden Grove and Anaheim CA. (No I wasn't h

Dreams
You get that feeling…deep inside…..that little knot in the pit of your stomach….that maybe just maybe something you once held very close and dear to you is slipping away gently and that possibly things will never be the same again no matter what you hope or wish for… Like that sandcastle you built when you were little on the beach…it seemed to take you hours to get it just perfect and it made you feel so good inside and was the best thing in the whole wide world but then as the tide comes in, you hope and pray that it keeps away from your sandcastle, just so it stays perfect……but then the tide gets closer and closer until finally it starts to lap away at your castle…..and with each wave it slowly takes away a small part of the castle until finally it is washed away completely and the one thing you had that made you feel so good…….was gone!!

Love
It keeps pounding in my head, everytime I lay in bed.. It's a memory of you and me- the things we've said or did. I begin to think, and my heart wants to sink. When I was with you, I felt something so true. Now, I say.. what I am going to do?? I see when you walk on by, feels like I could cry. And tears build up in my eyes, I still have feelings I can't deny. Hoping you'd forgive me tonight, and hold me tight. Wishing you'd tell me "everything's gonna be alright." Nothing ever feels right. I know I can't let go. I still love you so. I keep wishing we'd be together, where it's us again. That we'd last forever and ever!!!

I Swear I Didn't
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I drink a lot of coffee and I am a coffee snob! 2. I feel like I am 28, unfortunately I am 38. 3. I was married by an Elvis impersonator in Vegas. (divorced now) 4. I was Goth before it was called Goth.. 5. I will never let you see me cry. 6. I am a ProChoice fiscal Republican. 7. My career background is Finance related. 8. I love useless information, ya never know when it will come in handy while drinking with friends. 9. I wish I were a Vampire or Witch! (i do like the taste of blood and would love to apparate) 10. I am who I am, and don't try to impress people with fakeness! I am tagging the

10 Things
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I am an outstanding cook. 2) I tend to read at least one book per week 3) I have been arrested, detained or questioned 6 times in 3 different countries. 4) My sister is the coolest F'in chick in the world. 5) My parents live in China. 6) I have unusually large parts of my body that do not match my actual size (My two big toes - HUGE!) 7) In the ten professional years I have worked, I have made almost 200k in a year, and as little as 2k... The 2k year was my favorite. 8) My favorite quote of all time is from a really dumb movie: Van Wilder: "Don't take life too seriously, you'll never make it out alive." My next is

St Patty's Day Auction
Hey all its me DJ Tazman and im in a St Patty's Day auction so please come bid on me .I am offering 1.Rate pix durring happy hour. 2.Add to top friends and or family. 3.Added to fu owner blog. 4.Added to fu owner pimpout on my page. 5.I will make you 3 morphs of ur choice. If you cant bid please just rate the pic id appreciate it . Thank you for all the rates and bids in advance !!!! Just click the pic below to go rate and bid

Auto 11s Contest
I'm in my 1st contest!!! All you have to do is rate my pic. That's it. Just click on my picture: It's Round 3!!!! All rates have been re-set!!!! Please show love to the sponsor as well!! Thanks!!!

But I Don't Wanna Be It!
okay I almost made it through the day with no tag on my ass.... PoStAL you're lucky I like ya! hahahaha Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I say "peace baby" too much... but I like it!!! 2. I love love love MUDSLIDES... as if ya didn't already know! 3. I sometimes scratch the sheet cause the sound soothes me to sleep. 4. My house is clutterfucked right now, cause I can not throw good stuff away. 5. I pray everynight.... hell sometimes all day long. 6. I buy the giant box of swedish fish & hide it from my kids. 7. I would love to live where the person who tagged me lives! 8. I dance around & sing into

'it's Just Like A Bomb Blast': One Firefighter's Story
'It's just like a bomb blast': one firefighter's story On Saturday, Dixons Creek firefighter Drew Adamson stood and watched his home burn while he saved someone else's. In the past two days, the CFA lieutenant has seen a body tumble from a smashed car and charred remains in the blackened shells of other vehicles He tried to help a woman find her sister's children only to discover they had burned in a house in the Kinglake fires. Attending a community meeting at Yarra Glen this morning dressed in his ash-smeared CFA yellow overalls, his body shook from sheer physical and emotional exhaustion. But Mr Adamson thinks he's been lucky. His wife Sharon and three sons, aged four, eight and 10, are alive. After what he's seen he knows that's all that matters. On the way to fires in the Yarra Valley on Saturday, Mr Adamson's strike team was stopped just outside Yarra Glen to put out an overturned burning car. When he opened the door of the wreck a body fell out. His c

Bridesmaid Maid Of Honor..
Ok.. this is the deal.. I have a good friend of 4 years.. he has been through so many fucked up relationships and i come and hook him up with my great friend i met at work and hit it off with..actually what happend was she had my pass to my msn.. and her computer logged in automatically to it.. he msged me well he thought it was me and she was on it and thats how it all started... then he asked me about her she asked me about him.. and they both decided to meet and did.. He lives in Illinois and she lives in New York where im originally from. She moved in with him alls gravy and now they are engaged.. our other friend Amanda got pissed at the whole ordeal cus she lives in NY feels that she is having a friend taken away from her.. she gets pissed and blogs about it on Myspace yes i said myspace goin off about Marianna (the friend whos engaged) saying shit about her and how she fails as a mother.. now i found out this girl is the Maid of honor and they are both pickin out fuckin dre

Fight Back...opt Out!!!
PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR CREDIT CARD INTREST RATES (APR)!!! Credit card companies are raising their intrest rates not because of your actions. They are claiming that "the people who lend them money are demanding higher intrest". YOU CAN FIGHT BACK! Your credit card agreement is a contract. Each time you get a renewed credit card in the mail your contract is being renewed. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO OPT OUT OF THESE INCREASES UNTIL YOU GET YOUR NEW CREDIT CARD. This is contingent on the fact that you have paid your bill on time. I had an intrest rate on a Citibank card of 8.99%. It was raised to 14.99% and I was able to OPT OUT and get my intrest rate returned to 8.99% and the rate is applied from when it was changed! So pay attention to your credit card statements. The APR on most credit card bills is located on the bottom or on the second sheet of your bill! Be sure to check it every month. Depending on the balance you have on your credit card, NOT DOING THIS COULD COST YOU HU

Got Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I love snow but I hate tha cold. 2. I watch more cartoons than tha average kid. 3. I'm allergic to cats. I don't mind them, they jus fuck me up. 4. I drink alot of Jones Green Apple Soda. 5. In high school I was a skateboarder. 6. I can't play basketball to save my damned life. I'm bout as coordinated as a dead rat. 7. I've broken 4 bones ridin' bikes and 3 on a skateboard. 8. I hate raw tomatoes. I can eat 'em cooked, but tha raw ones make me puke. 9. I can swim, but I can't float for shit. 10. I don't wanna turn out like my parents. My old man is a alcoholic and my mom's a bitter old hermit. Brokepimpin Phatso S

You've Been Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I dont like people to think they know me. 2. I am shy. 3. I try to listen, but I dont. 4. I only care for one. 5. I hate to hear about someone getting hurt. Even is I dont know them. 6. My heart is big, almost to bug for my own good. 7. We are all adults. And should act like it. 8. I try my best to please my daughter. 9. I love my family, if it wasnt for them I wouldnt be here today. 10. My dog saved my life, more than once. LITTLEbit ¢¾lipsoflust¢¾1977¢¾ hotmotherof4 ¢¾{Freak By Nature}¢¾ *~dark angel *~greeter@darkness falls

Troops...
Whatever you do just keep this going please!!! It is always good to see pictures like these. Proof of abuse by our Troops. Armed American Troops Force Iraqis to Seesaw Until They Talk! Iraqi Child Bites GI In Self Defense After Obvious Torture! GI Overheard to say 'Talk or I'll tickle you till you pee!' More Evidence Of Failed US Intelligence Policy. Soldier Attempts to Eat Iraqi Child ! Clear Evidence of Forced Labor by Troops! Soldier Caught At 'Tickle-Torture' To Extract Intelligence! GI Forces Iraqi Child To Hang By Fingertips! No comment here. There's nothing funny about this one. May the good Lord bless every one of our troops wherever they are! I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND TO THE REPUBLIC, FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!

I Need Your Help !!!!
AS MANY OF YOU KNOW MY LIL GUY IS VERY MUCH INTO RACING, AND HAS BEEN FOR A COUPLE YEARS. WE JUST GOT THIS EMAIL BASICLY SAYING THAT THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE TO CANCEL RACING FOR KIDS UNDER THE AGE OF 13... HE IS CRUSHED..THIS IS SOMETHING THAT HE REALLLLLLLLLY ENJOYS...I HOPE THAT YOU ALL CAN TAKE A COUPLE MINS AND JUST SIGN THIS FOR US SO THAT WE CAN TRY TO STOP IT!!! PLEASE FORWARD TO YOUR FRIENDS. PLEASE GET AS MANY PPL AS YOU CAN TO SIGN THIS!!! THANK YOU RENEE Please take a look at this it will effect us all if we don't help out. As of yesterday, all the OEMs had to pull for sale all new youth minicycles and atvs for those under the age of 13...this under order of the CPSC due to lead content of plastics and certain metals. As of yesterday, a dealer or private individual can no longer provide parts or service, to these affected machines, in which there is a possibility that those same parts may contain lead...no oil changes, plastic, levers, engine cases, etc, et

I've Been Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I like cold pizza. 2) I rarely eat breakfast in the mornings. 3) I drink reheated drip coffee, it can be 2 days old or more. 4) I am the second youngest of 11 kids in my family. 5) I love blondes and red heads. 6) I am shy of ladies until I get to know them. 7) I believe in love at first sight. 8) I will do most anything for you if I believe you are my friend. 9) I sleep on the right hand side of my bed. 10) I repeat myself in conversations. I tag the following 5 people: xbaby ~D@Naughtster~ Shekina ~Lil Miss Innocent~ ~Prettee~

Rip Emily Dowdy
Emily, Even though we haven't seen each other in a few years. It's so hard knowing you're not here anymore. You'll be missed so much by so many people. I know you have touched so many lives sweetie, from here to california. If i woulda known i was never gonna be able to say goodbye, i woulda called you everyday. I just want to see that gorgeous smile of yours in person. All i have now are old pictures. Its just not right luv, You were one of the best people i have ever met. I knew i could come to you about any problem i had, and all you had to do was smile at me with that pure smile and eyes. You rest now sweetie, but always remember you will never be forgotten and we will make sure of that. no goodbyes only see you later beautiful

I'm It Again Wtf
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I can touch my nose w/my tongue 2. I crave knowledge 3. I don't like to travel, but I have to go to effing Aruba for my little brother's weddig 4. I have to pee right now 5. I do yoga 6. I love football...I am a hardcore Patriots fan 7. I have Adhd 8. I am a VERY picky eater 9. My father is a recovering drug addict 10. I am a great listener and love to help people I tag: Kyle(rhythm and soul) Ionn Envyme Rachts Robbie Rotten

Pictures
-some photos taken from Dec 2008 - Feb 2009 (some may not be in order,..adding more later. Natalia Jan 28th Patches Feb 4th Mariah Feb 4th Natalia Jan 28th Natalia Jan 28th Patches on the dresser Feb 7th Mariah Jan 28th Mariah on my bed Jan 28th Mariah on the desk Feb 6th Mariah

Tagged Again
Ur walkin' on thin ice Peace lol Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. In 2nd grade I knocked down the fully decorated Christmas Tree... 2. My drug is fishing Lake Michigan for Salmon/Trout 3. I would fish everyday if I could make a living doing it. 4. I go to church.... really I do... 5. I like to swiper my kids candy when there not looking... 6. I think its cool having the kids cause its socialy acceptable for me to play w/ there toys now :) 7. I honestly don't think I could live to far away from the shores of Lake Michigan not just cause of the fishing either... 8. I still have my baby blanket, enough said... 9. If I can I would

Ive Been Tagged
hello all ok...instructions once you have been tagged,you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things , facts , or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names.Don't forget to leave a comment that says "tagged you're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog.You can't tag the person who tagged you ...i believe 1. that if you think you can or if you think you can't...your right 2. i need more flavored coffee...an essential breakfast item 3. that my 6 year old son needs a reality check 4. my favorite color is purple 5. i used to live in a city where sausage was celebrated in the first weekend of august with a city wide celebration 6. ther are other life forms similar to what we are 7. the person that tagged me is awsome thanks nicole !! 8. that the lawn should consider itself emo so it would cut itself 9. pet food makers should consider making butt flavored pet food 10. astronom

150 Things About Me!
1.My brain sometimes moves faster then my mouth 2.Bipolar 3.I yearn to be more then what I am 4.Im known to dye my hair odd colors 5.Also get new random piercings 6.My car is a standard 7.I ride quads and i love it 8.I dont mind getting dirty 9.I have 6 older brothers 10.Im adopted 11.i dont wear yellow gold 12.I destroy food when im full or I will keep eating it! 13.When something makes me happy I say its just like Christmas 14.Someone once told me that women who take good care of their feet take good care of their vags. so my toes always look nice 15.I am a perfume whore 16. I used to draw on my pants when i was in high school 17.I draw my emotions. 18.I write my emotions 19.I cry over stupid shit like people eating alone in resturants 20.I snowboard 21.I usually wear jeans and a t-shirt 22.I like it when people stare at me. 23.Then i get pissed that they are staring LOL 24.I have had the same cat since i was in

Me
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. OK FIRST OFF IM THE MOST LOVING CARING PERSON BUT IF U DO ME WRONG I WILL FUK UR WHOLE MF WORLD UP YEA THATS ME DEAL WIT IT 2. I SUCK AT SPELLING LOL 3. I DONT DO DRUGS N I HAVENT EVER 4. I SING ALOT 5. IM VERY INDEPENDENT 6. I HATE FAKE PPL 7. IM OUT GOING BUT CAN BE SHY IF AROUND TOO MANY PPL I DONT KNOW 8. I FUKIN HATE MF DRAMA 9. I LOVE POEMS N QUOTES 10. I LOVE THE LIL THINGS THEY MAKE ME HAPPIER THEN ANYTHING ELSE TAGGED 1. SMASH & DASH 2. PREFRS 3. TLL 4. TAD 5. HAZEL

Tag Keep It Going
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I have a freckle on my upper lip 2) I have the ability to lick my own boob 3) I unfortunately crack my knuckles; and my toe knuckles crack no matter how many times I crack them 4) I don't do random sex; I unfortunately am a hopeless romantic and get emotionally attached it sucks... 5) When Im nervous I have to play with my hair... I know its ditzy; but its who I am... 6) The worst piercing I have ever done was my cartlidges; I had both done and they hurt a year later so I took them out... they hurt worse than my tattoo... 7) My favorite animal is a white siberian tiger and I want to get one as a pet..

Getting Fed Up
I am starting to think...that no one really wants a good person in life. Everyone says they want someone who treats them right and loves them back...but I really don't think people do. If you do why would you go back and let someone have another chance who has hurt you. I just really dont get it. Even friendship wise...you say you want someone to care for you and love you...but when they express their concern u flip out on them ...I just dont get it...maybe i should turn into a bitch and not give a shit about anyone or anything and maybe i will find a good man to do anything for me!!!!

My Winter Get Away
As a few of you know..I am in Florida on vacation until the middle of march. Unfortunately the pc connection in campgrounds is awful (for real) I bought an air card hoping it would be the better way to go but never buying one before or doing any research on them proved fatal. If you do not see me on much this is the reason why. took me only 3 days reach the 5gb limit (and $200) So if I am not on thats the reason. I will make up the love when I get home. Italian Princess ..my sister needs help in contest If you`ve read this then you know how much she means to me...please help her thank you all..talk when I can much love, Debbie

Film Maker
I am in the process of finishing my first feature film and moving on to my second. If you are from the southwest and are looking for a break in an indi film visit our official site at www.rampantentertainment.com

St Pattys Day Auction
OK this is my very first auction and i know someone wants to own me. So here is the link check it out and bid on me... please lovers you all http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=173531&albumid=1519265&i=555131485

Tag, You're It!!
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am allergic to CAFFEINE!! eekk... 2. I have 2 tattoos on my right ankle and getting another one on the top of my foot with James. 3. I am a graduate of UGA and a total sports chick! 4. My hair is SHORT and SASSY just like ME! 5. I belong to an organization called Soldiers' Angels.. 6. I chew/pop bubble gum Wayyyyy tooo much!! 7. Men in Uniform make me HORNY!! omg lmao (ok, that was like totally RANDOM) 8. I wanna learn sign language! 9. I have road rage.. and speed alot..lmao!! 10. I have lived in Japan for 4 years and speak a little Japanese.. I TAG: JoJo James Duane Gunny David Crazee Michelle Steven Ra

Gasmokeeater
This is how a girl should be treated To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"... To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful... To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town or states to see her... To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down... To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls... To every guy that said he would die for her... To every guy that really would... To every guy that did what she wanted to do... To every guy that cried in front of her... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her... To every guy that kisses her with meaning... To every guy that hugs her when she's sad... To every guy that hugs her for no reason... To every guy who would give their jacket up for her... To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe... To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes

I've Been Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1)I like to feel loved. 2)I love great conversation and get along with most of anyone. 3)I tend to get worked up over sometimes silly things. 4)I have a very imaginative mind (good and bad) 5)I am scared to be alone for the rest of my life. 6)I give my friends 100% of me until they piss me off...lol 7)My favorite color is Red. 8)I like trying new things. Esspecially in bed or where ever (trust me, just don't get caught in the booth at the club.. very embarassing) 9)I love to travel. 10)Would like to feel comfortable in my body. I tag: Hazel Inkspot Honey Dip

Tagged.
I'm gonna kick Limey in the balls for this. Instructions - Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have 3 tattoos and my nose is pierced. 2. I am adopted, I have one older sister, who is the daughter of my adopted parents. I have an older biological brother, we share the same parents, he is also adopted. I first met him when I was 30. 3. I am a student nurse at the grand old age of 41. 4. 2 years ago I weighed 220lbs due to medication. I now refuse to take that medication. 5. I was once in a violent relationship for 7 years. The guy is still an arse. 6. I'm pretty easy going until you piss me off!!! 7. I wear my heart on my sleeve and it gets me into so much tr

You Gotta Love It
All my friends know that I send daily comments and I get enough positive response to continue this effort but occassionaly I get a rogue message from a so-called friend telling me to stop sending them crap and then they block me... Not everyone likes the comments and I can certainly understand that but they simply need to tell me thank you but they don't like the daily comments. I guess politness is a fading quality on the FU these days. If you don't like the daily comments, all I ask is be polite in letting me know and if you don't want to be my friend anymore, again let me know politely

Tagg
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1...i've never flown 2...i have one leg bigger than the other 3...i'm bored of this already 4...i can't dive 5...i can roll my eyes 6...i can juggle 7...a warehouse roof fell on my car and squashed it 8...i have 13 bratz dolls 9...i love cream eggs 10...i was head prefect at school tagged elf, tt, neil, petri, kingslayer

Naked Rocker Got Me!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. 1. I count everything. I can remember things as pictures in my head so if I dont have time to count them right then and there, I can count them in a mental picture later...and I do... 2. I tend to take myself too seriously and forgo having fun so I can keep an eye on everyone else around me. My girlfriends call me Wendy the Wall. In order to talk to them you have to go through me first...Good luck with that! 3. I was bitten by a dog when I was 12 and received over 200 stitches in and on my mouth. 4. I was in a car accident at 14 in which my left eye almost exploded...I received 150 stiches in that eye and I still have perfect vision. 5. If you insult my intelligence in anyway I will put you to the ground. It took me a long time to come to the terms that it is ok to be intelligent and I will never hide it again. 6. My moth

"tagged" By Bob
Instructions... Once you have been tagged,you have to write a blog with 10 weird things,or random facts,or habits about yourself.At the end you must choose at least 5 people to be tagged,listing their names.Dont forget to leave a comment on their profile that says "your it",and ask them to read your blog.You cant tag the same person that tagged you. 1. Open, honest and just a lil bit of a smart ass 2. Thinks intelligent men are wickedly HOT 3. Works in the field of education 4. Left handed 5. Favors hues of tranquil blue 6. Favorite toys include the pool in my yard, and my boat 7. Beverage of choice these days is Dr. McGillicuddy's 8. Believes kindness is beauty 9. Been to Sturgis Motorcycle Ralley 3X, and no I did not flash anyone 10. Have a billy goat named "Bob"...

"....kitten Gets Punished"....
I come back to my room to find you lying on my bed with no shirt on. Your eyes are closed as if you are sleeping, although I know that you aren't. I walk into the room and climb onto the bed next to you, putting my hand on your chest. I nuzzle your ear with my nose, trying to get your attention. You turn your head to the side to look at me, and then push me off of the bed, lightly. I sit on the floor looking confused, and you chuckle. "Strip for Master Darius..., Kitten." I slowly stand up, just in case you tell me to sit back down, but you permit my standing. I'm wearing a white button down shirt with a black bra underneath and a short plaid school girl skirt with a black satin thong under it. I begin to unbutton my shirt as slowly as possible, just to annoy you. When it is finally unbuttoned, I leave it on but open. Then I slide my skirt down to the floor, and slowly let my shirt drop off as well. You stop me and motion for me to walk over towards the bed. Once I'm near you,

Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm honest 2. I attract idiots 3. I hate Fubar, but find myself on it daily. 4. I wish I kept up with the gym everyday becuz..I need to 5. I love to sky dive! 6. I'm a great friend!!! 7. I was prom queen..found out it's ghey! 8. I dig dorks!! we rawk!!! 9. Favourite drink is takillya baby! 10. I want to be a friggen rawk star!!!

I've Been Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm not a big sweets eater but I do like Dark Chocolate 2.Training Day and Wedding Crashers are 2 of my favorite movies ever 3. I'm very anal about cleaning my car inside and out 4. I don't like country music 5. One of my favorite places to vaction is Myrtle Beach 6. I would like to go to Australia someday 7. When I retire it's going to be somewhere in the Carolinas 8. I'm a boxer briefs kinda guy 9. I don't have any tattoos 10. I prefer vodka over beer I will tag Kissy Face, Fairest of All, Tracey, Sweet T, and Blackmambaa

Changes
so i have been gone for about a week now. some things are changing for me. first i will be moving in a month or so...in the mean time i wont be online much. im helping my cousin and his wife out. also i have been spending time at the hospital with my grandmother. right now all i can do is wait and pray she can come out of this. posting this blog for my friends just to stay in touch. will try to keep updated. xoxox crystal

Freakin Tag!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. i NEVER do these things 2. i smoke waaaaay too much 3. i'm a complete smartass 4. my friends mean the world to me.some are closer than family 5. i have to stop myself from strangling people on the highway daily 6. i swear too much 7. i'm completely addicted to tattoos 8. i feel bad when i run over squirrels 9. i think my dog is gay 10. i find dike looking goth girls sexy (don't ask me why)

Auto 11's 4 Dj Badboy
DJ BADBOY HAS AUTO 11’S ON HIT HIM UP SPANK HIS AZZ HARD HE LIKE IT !! CLICK ON HIS LINK AND GO RATE THIS BOY !(¯`¤ ÐJßãÐßØ¥¤´¯)ÖWñÈR @†HÈßLÚÈMÖÖñ*£ÚMÄRRÌÈÐ*²(¯`¤Ì†§ÚrÄñgêl¤´¯)@ fubar THIS BULLY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY (¯`¤Ì†§ÚrÄñgêl¤´¯)ÖWñÈR @†HÈßLÚÈMÖÖñ*£ÚMÄRRÌÈÐ*²(¯`¤ÐJßãÐßØ¥¤´¯)@ fubar

Contest I Am In
http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=728200&albumid=1520673&i=2840360625&idx=0#2840360625 The above link will take you to a pic of me on another persons page. I am in a contest to win a blast I would really like to win. Please comment my pic to help me out. I would appreciate it soooo much! You can comment as many times as you want. Thank you so much to all you wonderful people.

Keep Fighting Baby Bunny(allison)
Allison Winokur was hit my a SUV Monday Feb 9th 2009 around 8ish.. It was a hit and run.. but we found the guy which is someone allison works with. She has head truama..two fracture spinal bones which is not harming her spinal core. and fracture pelvis bone. They say one thing that is going for her is her age and they still don't know what the outcome is.. They also say it may be a year for her recovery. I don't know if she is going to remember herself.. me...or anything. I'm talking to everyday even if she can't hear me.. I was yawning today.. it was really cute and still makes me sad b/c i really miss hearing her voice. This past week she started moving her arms and opening her eyes but she still not responding. The first car had stopped to let her by, but the suv went around that car and thats who struck her.. She was wearing bright clothes, white and tan..She was almost on the other side. Allison and me went home together..i was starting dinner..heating the water in the pot and t

Tag Ur It.... *lol*
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Fact: My name is Michelle 2. The boondocks is my fav cartoon 3. Imma freak to the 10th power *lol* 4. I dont like the colors pink or purple *lol* 5. I love scary movies 6. I dont like the woods *lol* 7. IM ON A DIET 8. Id like to go back to school and finishing my nursing one day 9. I dont like big crowds much 10. Whut i desire most is to be married and have someone love me as much as i love them I tag: FELICIA ITALIAN BITCH MY MILKSHAKE PURPLE DRAGON LUSCIOUS DIVA

~~tag Your It~~
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Fact: My name is Kathy 2. Im hooked on soaps! 3. I was born in West Germany on the Army base. 4. I love scarry movies!!! 5. Im in college now working on my associates in Pharmacy Technician... 6. I volunteer my friday afternoons at a Christian Book store... 7. I love chocolate men!!! 8. I drive a 2000 Impala! 9. I have a Myyearbook account n I love it!! 10. I want to be happy and grow old with one man and im hoping that will come soon.... I tag: THE SILVER SURFER SB313 LITTLJEFF "SEXXYMAN" MISS*DIPITY

Ko Girls Salute Auction Tonight!!!!
SALUTE AUCTION today 7pm central Come get some sweet and sexy salutes from these KO Girls!! The Girls will choose what offer they want! So make it GOOOOD! PICS WILL BE PRIVATE UNTIL THE AUCTION IS OPEN!! This has been brought to u by K E N O....KO Owner..@ fubar (repost of original by '

Tagged By Frank And Hard Rock Both!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I had pet frogs, turtles and dogs as a kid 2. I ride motorcycles and fly aircraft 3. I have no problem catching snakes but freak out with spiders. 4. I love everything to do with water and the beach. 5. I love to go fishing. 6. I want to go skydiving next trip to Las Vegas. 7. I moved out at 16 and supported myself since then. 8. I am rather hyper and very inquisitive. 9. I am a Sharp Shooter with the M16. lmao 10.I am writing a cookbook in between real estate projects. okies you peeps get to do this to 1. SoldierMedic 2. Rocket1 3. DJ Diesel 4. Tom 5. Gent-L-Man

Tagged
1.I was thrown outta cub scouts on the 2nd day 2. I like to dance to 80's music 3 I cant turn down a friend in need & feel Compelled to help. 4. I like to hang with my daughter & we listen to alot of the same music.. 5.Chick flicks dont bother me & Im man enough to admitt I might cry. 6.. some of my friends live in the Computer..lmao 7..Im a Sweet natured person & I dont do conflicts with women well 8..I love with my entire being when Im passionette with someone.. 9...I cant walk away from a Conflict,if the guy hits a Woman 10..I am who I am & wont back down when Im right Im Taggin.. Year of the Dragon Catch me if you can..Cass Soda...VP..b-list Chas..Treasurer of the b-list Snake Oil.. Miss Priss sinfully deliious Blood sugar baby

Tagged!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I love to have fun, and I try to make it happen wherever I go and whatever I'm doing 2. I really am a big flirt 3. I really do know how to ski - when I was younger I almost made the US Ski Team 4. I don't lie (a shocker on here, I know) 5. I was an excellent pole-vaulter in high school 6. I've launched 4 different TV stations in 3 different states (and I'm exhausted! LOL) 7. I can recite The Breakfast Club from beginning to end and give every line, sigh and pause. 8. I'm one of those "jack of all trades, master of none" types 9. I love baseball and haven't missed a home opener for the Brewers in 16 years (#17 is Apr

I Got Tagged By Tra71
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I have a reaction to mints, if I have a mint sweet I sneeze for Britain much to the amusement of my family 2) Friday the 13th is a no go on anything for me, it is bad luck .... I met my ex on Friday the 13th nuff said, ive lost keys, fell down the stairs, set fire to cooker, had a car break down over the years all on Friday the 13th so I hibernate! lol! 3) I've been driving 28 years and have developed many bad habits and am aware if I took the test now would fail miserably. 4) I use to be a fu addict but now enjoy Facebook and My Year Book. 5) I have a large mole on my right thigh. 6) I have a crap memory ..

Tag Your It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1> i sleep nakkid..ALWAYS 2> i love Lucky Charms cereal 3> Stop lights pizz me off..LOL 4> i drive way too fast..way too often 5> i love the way puppies smell 6> i drink wayyyyy to much caffiene 7> i would do absolutely anything for my friends..and DO! 8> i SING outloud in my car! but only by myself! 9> i wish upon stars 10> i dream nasty dreams almost everynite

*tag Ur It!*
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am obsessed with PURPLE 2. I have three cats; Buddy (fat, black cat), Hiss (big, orange tabby) & Banner (long hair black cat with gray mane, he's a foster kitty) 3. My kitchen is decorated with probably over 100 watermelons 4. I won TWO lap tops in September 2008 (gave the 2nd one to my ex-bf who is still a good friend) 5. I am kicking this cancer! slowly but surely. 6. I am a pack rat/clutter bug/whatever you want to call it -- I have lots of junk that i won't part with. 7. I have about 15 cabbage patch kids. 8. I collect old, wooden Fisher Price toys (anyone got any they want to give away) 9. I am amazed at th

Tagged!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I got mistakably arrested in Amsterdam, they thought I had commited a robbery... 2)I can write with my left hand just as good as my right 3)I am addicted to pringles and dip 4) I used to work in a zoo in the reptile section 5) I used to represent scotland in swimming and always came 1st or 2nd 6) I used to teach a french class to primary school age kids 7) I'm a very good ice skater 8) I have a rare blood group and get called to the local hospital regular to give blood 9) I cant go a day without coffee 10) I have read every single catherine cooksoon novel I Tag 1. Randy 2. Hunny 3.

What Is Life?
What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset... Blackfoot proverb

Tag.....sorta
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1> I have a shocking secret for every birthday you have celebrated 2> I can not only spell Natchitoches, Tchoupatoulas and Atchafalaya, but I can prounounce them 3> What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?? I don't know and I don't care 4> It bothers Me that what doctors do is called "practice" 5> I have passed more than 150 kidney stones in My life, including right now as I write this 6> Bourbon whiskey is My poison, Special Reserve Wild Turkey, in particular 7> I am still trying to figure out how your house can burn up AS it burns down 8> Why in the Hell do I have to press "1" for English? 9> I once caused

I Waz Tagged!
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.) If my daughter is havin a rough day, I take her to the pet store to play with pupies... It always cheers her up! 2.) I've had sex in the hospital while being a patient as well as returned the favor when 'they' were a patient. 3.) I got skillz in the kitchen, can cook pot roasts, enchiladas, ribs, fried chicken, hams & turkeys, best potatoe salad ever, and bake just as good as any Betty FuKing Crocker, lol... 4.) I have 6 piercings, 2 unmentionables.. 5.) I'm the only girl out of 4 brothers 6.) I'm a born & raised Oregonian 7.) I graduated HS a year early, in 1995, from an alternative high school called Arts & Communications

Help Me Help ♥ ~ Bratt~♥ Win!!
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Ms Walk
Hi everyone! For those who take the time to read this - thank you. Every year for the last 2 years I have walked the MS walk and attempt to get donations. I know money is tight every where. The walk this year is extra special for me because I am walking with my son. This is the first time he has wanted to be involved with my fund raising. Last year was a tough one for me and my family. I had 2 episodes of MS and he was there by my side being my little nurse some nights helping me with my IV making sure my meds went ok. I guess he is growing up on me. I have to say some where inside a little bit of my heart broke because he has to see me when I get "bad" and I can't do what I normally do. He puts up with my mood swings with the steroids when I go on them and I know it is tough for him to see me that way. I am walking because I was diagnosed with MS. This is very important to me and personal. This disease has changed my life a lot. Can't really say it is necessarily for the worse beca

Auto 11s And Hh On My Birthday!
Hazeleyed Soldier is in Iraq for his birthday which is Friday, February 20th! ΗÅΖ€£€¥€D §Ø£DÏ€® Hazeleyed Soldier Will Be Having A Happy Hour On HiS Birthday at 7:00 PM FU TIME! Hazeleyed Soldier Will All Have Auto 11s Running On His Birthday And During His Happy Hour! Level Up And Love On This Awesome Soldier As He Spends His Birthday In Iraq! You Won't Find A Better Young Man Than Hazeleyed Soldier! This Birthday, Happy Hour Pimpout, and Auto 11 Pimpout Brought to you by his Fu Adopted Mom: ღTulsa's Angelღ

The Cobra's Hole!
Welcome to the Cobra's hole! New to this site so trying to meet a few Cobraettes and fellow Cobras. I would love to chat so hit me up and maybe we can meet up for a drink and some refreshments.

The Blue Moon Dj's
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When Your Ready To Give Up
You think things are going ok and then you find out that things are not as you hoped.So you keep trying and you find out something else that makes you doubt everything.Do I keep hoping or put an end to it before I really get hurt even more then I am right now?I am tired of trying and the constant doubt.So I am ready to give up on everyone and everything.There is no reason to go on : (

Bumed
The car was on the trailer ready to go was headed out the door and dad calls and says he dosent want to go tonight we will take it tomarrow night he is my mecanic my good luck charm and my best friend so wi will race the chalenger tomarrow lets hope for a 9sec or less qtr mile!!!