Don't even think about it if.....
You are younger then 25
You weigh less then 98
You weigh more then 200
Your height is not near 5'2
if you have slept with more 50 women or men
You are not romantic
You have bad breath
You have a psycho ex-girlfriend or boy friend
You are just looking for a pussy call
You Have to have a drink first thing in the morning
You live with your parents
You are not spontaneous
You are not talented in any way
You don't look hot naked
You are on the rebound
you are not be flirty and out going
You are no fun
you do drugs
you can't call me every day to say hello
your not good in communicating
You are not into threesomes or willing to swing, and play in bdsm
you are not a great kisser or good with your tongue
you don't like my hair color...i will go back as a brunette when im ready.
you don't believe in unconditional love!
you are not completly shaved( sorry just not a rug muncher)
remember I have a master and he is my soul mate,nothing serious can come from wanting me!!!