Fubar Blogs 5

Within
Now it seems everything in life is gone, I'm back where I never wanted to be again, All alone, Now I'm searching for my will but it's lost within, Mixed in with all the pent up aggression, Turning into pure sin, Why must life be so tuff, Is 18 years of hell not enough, Maybe if I can gather the strength it'll be alright again, I can start all over and give these mental wounds time to mend, But how long until the next ending, How long until I get lost within my own darkness, If I end it all now I won't have to worry about these things, I also won't have to worry about the good life does bring, Deep within there is unimaginable hate, But for now it can't escape.

The Punisher
My response to his mumm Wow all i can say is punisher you have more issues then time magazine. all i can say is are you mad cus she is way out of your class? can't take the heat? I can tell you she is a great person, But you will never know that. Also goes to show you adultness you have to make a mumm to try and belittle her? Yea. Way to go. Grow up. This site has an age limit and cleary you have not hit it yet. Sometimes people act like there shit don't stink.. maybe he needs to chase his own tail. To get a wiff of that swamp ass

Funny
Isn't it funny how a guy who doesnt even know me ask me do i like to suck dick... well sure I like to suck dick do u like to eat my pussy well I have standards and for you to come out like that before i even add u as my friend well uhh lets think that is why u did not get added Have some damn Respect I am just your average Irish Babe and dont need no pervert on my page.... I have naughty pics for the real men that respect me as a human bein and for the record I love to suck dick for them man that loves me and there is only one that can Love a Bytch such as Myself ~ Irish

Life As A Truck
getting started with a new company is crapy.stuck in a hotel with a bunch of new just out of school guys that do nothing but bitch and wine.i cant wate to get my truck and get on the road.i am going to buy my first truck.but being stuck in this hotel with all these new guys is almost to much.well wish me luck.i should have my truck on thursday.do my best to update everyone.

How Much You Mean To Me ..
From The Moment I Saw You... From The Moment I Looked Into Your Eyes... There Was Something About You... I Had Found A Once In A Lifetime... And A Treasure Thats Is Impossible To Find...When I'm With You, I'm Complete... To Hear Your Laugh... To See Your Smile... To Listen To Your Beautiful Voice... To Stare Into Your Eyes... Makes Me Complete... All I Want From You Is To... Hug You... Kiss You... Hold Your Hand... Hold You In My Arms... Why... Because You Are Everything To Me... To Me, Your My Friend, My World, My Heart, My Soul... I Want To Spend The Rest Of My Life With You... You'd Never Know How Far I Would Go For You... I Would Give My Life In the Place Of Yours... I Want You To Know... I Will Always Be There For You... When You... Need Someone To Talk To... Need Someone To Cry With... Need Someone Who Will Listen... Need Someone To Be Mad At... Need Someone To Lean On... Anytime You Need Me... Day Or Night... Know That... I Will Always

Betrayal
Be-tray= 1-to help the enemy of(one's country, cause, etc.); be a traitor to b) to deliver or expose to an enemy traitorously, 2 TO BREAK FAITH WITH; FAIL TO MEET THE HOPES OF(she betrayed my trust in her), 3 to lead astray; DECEIVE, to SEDUCE then DESERT. According to Webster's dictionary, that's what betrayal means. But nothing starts explaining the emotions that come with being betrayed, feeling used, taken advantge of, being made into a joke, being fooled, being lied to. Perhaps one of the worse (if not the worst) of human traits. ~ One should rather die than be betrayed. There is no deceit in death. It delivers precisely what it has promised. Betrayal, though ... betrayal is the willful slaughter of hope. ~ -Steven Deitz. Betrayal takes away a vital trait that makes us a loving people.....and that's trust. You never again trust people the same way, even if you've never met them. The fact that the human animal is capable of deceving to achieve whatever personal goals t

Sorry Guys
without trying to sound asinine or whatever i really dont want to blog or hang or drink with guys. unless your gay/trans or a woman im just not interested. When i joined i was overwhelmed by messages looking for hookups and such and all from males, look guys i dont hate its just im not interested. However any ladies looking for a drinking partner drop a line and i will check it out more often. Love Miranda

Stolen
I don't know who Daniel is...but I stole this...so that is that ----------------------------------------- following daniel's rules created @ 2009-03-25 18:09:56 RULE 1: You opened this; you GOTTA take it RULE 2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks! LAST PERSON YOU.... [1] Who was the last person you texted? steve, right now as a matter of fact [2] You were in the car with? Jen [3] Went to the mall with? outlet shops..no malls [4] Person you talked on the phone with? my sister [5] You messaged/commented on Fubar? Perfectly Inked T/F Only answer with True or False Q:Kissed some one on your top friends? only in my dreams Q: Been searched By Cops? True Q: Been suspended from school? true Q: Sat on a roof top? true Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? true Q: Broken a bone? false Q: Have shaved your head? omg, false Q: Played a prank on

Call Me Tony Fernando
"The Art of Conversation is the Science of Articulation. The words and vowels we do stress as we focus on our emphasis." Remember boys and girls: coversation is not meaningless. Whatever we say or not say, we send a message. By interpreting the type of response we trigger in conversation through dialogue and body language, we can shape our messages to be most effective as possible. (Not necessarily affective in triggering an emotion or feeling, but effective as in producing the intended or expected result) What would you rather be: a Robot merely responding to commands in communication or a Warrior with your words?

Ain't
He was just a little boy, On a week's first day. Wandering home from Bible school, And dawdling on the way. He scuffed his shoes into the grass; He even found a caterpillar. He found a fluffy milkweed pod, And blew out all the 'filler.' A bird's nest in a tree overhead, So wisely placed up so high. Was just another wonder, That caught his eager eye. A neighbor watched his zig zag course, And hailed him from the lawn; Asked him where he'd been that day And what was going on. 'I've been to Bible School ,' He said and turned a piece of sod.. He picked up a wiggly worm replying, 'I've learned a lot about God.' 'M'm very fine way,' the neighbor said, 'for a boy to spend his time.' 'If you'll tell me where God is, I'll give you a brand new dime.' Quick as a flash the answer came! Nor were his accents faint. 'I'll give you a dollar, Mister, If you can tell me where God ain't...' Have a great week! Psalm;91: The An

Photoshop
I have photo shop 7.0 and love to play with it. If you have a pic you want touched up mail me and we can talk details. I can add a personal message, touch up imperfections such as scars, whiten teeth, change the color of your clothes.... and some other fun stuff. If you want a photo shopped pic let me know which pic and what you want done... make an offer and we can go from there. If you are not sure what is fair add that and I will try to suggest something. Happy snapping shutter bugs.

Sunday School
Sunday School Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.

Kidd_jokerusaz
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, and stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife still wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, jump into bed, slap my wife on the ass, and say, 'Who's horny?' and she acts like she's sound asleep. It works every time!"

What The F*@k Is Up With That!!!
Okay, maybe I might be venting a little bit, here goes. Why do wemon, or anyone for that matter, think the grass is greener on the other side? If you have something or someone that you care about, why would you let that go? Just to figure out you want it back. I am so confused about life and relationships right now, I just do not understand why for the life of me if you give something up, why you would want it back. Not to mention the countless lies, making me always feel hidden, not knowing any of her friends, but her knowing all of mine. Shady actions, such as hiding your cell phone, making sure I do not see you computer conversation as I pass by. going out of your way to make sure I am not in hearing distance of your phone conversation. I'm not sayin i'm any saint either, but at least you could look through my computer or my cell phone because I have nothing to hide!!! I am starting to think that I am a fool or just not cut out for this relationship thing. I swear that there is not

What Is Love?
I know a lot of people are going to hate me for this, but the truth must be told. Love is not some four letter word you can use to get what want. It’s much more. Love is a feeling that is kind of hard to describe, but demands action in some form or another. It is impossible to say you love some one and not show some form of action. A female friend of mine was in a relationship with a guy for several years, during the relationship he stole from her, abused her and even cheated on her. Now let me ask you is this love? Once I myself was in a relationship where love was not often showed. In this relationship I took her where ever she wanted to go and even would pick her up from school and yet behind close doors I was getting treated like a dog. She threaten me, tried to stab me, killed my fish, cheated on me and to make things worse one them was a friend of mine. Now let me ask you is this love? What is love to you?

An American Hero - Cm91b
cm91b@ fubar DEDICATION TO MY HERO!! (one of, more to follow) Who is this man you ask? Well, thank you for asking, let me tell you .. This is one of my DEAREST friends who is currently deployed and SOON to be arriving back in the states after having served YOU and this country in the military for more years than some of you have been alive .. and been to Iraq more times than some of you have seen the sun come up in the wee hours of the morning. He is one of the most genuine men I know with a heart of GOLD. He loves his country, the people in it, his family and friends. He has a daughter who is his heart, pride & joy. He left all to fight a battle, maybe not cuz he believes in it in it's entirety, but he believes in his job .. and that is to defend your right to be a FREE citizen and help ensure a lifestyle we all know and love .. without having to duck & cover!! People like this man sacrafice so much so that the likes of some never have to know what REAL LIFE is all about, an

To All Wiccan People!!
Come talk with me on everything Wicca. I would love to know if there are any more like me in the Tallahassee/ Crawfordville, Florida locations. I will post a photo later when I can get my camera hooked to the computer. Maybe on my 4 day weekend coming up. I just would like to know I'm not alone in my religious world. Please blog in and show your pride and support!!

Auto 11 & Cherry Bomb Auction
IF YA WANNA BID ON AN AUTO11 OR CHERRY BOMB CLICK THE LINK YA WANT BELOW. THANK YOU ALL THAT STOP BY! AUCTION BROUGHT TO YOU BY "GRLSKIKASS2" (repost of original by '~THE ORIGINAL PONYBOY1966~~Fu Owned By NJExoticDiva77~~GRLSKIKASS2~~' on '2009-04-01 08:06:13')

Dabrats
my ex hubby his name is devon aka bonez i love him so much and i will always want him i couldn't get enough of him . i love him with all my heart and i hope he realize soon that i was the best thing in his life. and that i'm waiting for him.

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US federal courts' hands are tied until Cannabis is removed from Schedule I. But right at the end of the article is a possible workaround for the time being ... Quote: Indeed, the U.S. is the only industrialized nation without an established hemp crop. That means, in part, that although the U.S. market for hemp products continues to grow by double digits each year, the hemp that it takes to feed that market must be imported, often from as far away as China or from as close to home as Canada – indeed, there are farmers there cultivating the crop less than 30 miles from Monson's family farm. "I guess the next step is we'll have to take it to Congress," Hauge told the Grand Forks Herald. But, of course, the "fastest and easiest way to handle this would be for the president to order the Dept. of Justice to stand down on all actions against industrial hemp." State level pressure to allow production of this extremely beneficial crop should continue to grow, IMHVO. An

Rock On The Range
ROCK ON THE RANGE 2009: ROCK FESTIVAL RETURNS SATURDAY, MAY 16 AND SUNDAY, MAY 17 TO COLUMBUS, OHIO’S CREW STADIUM; FEATURING SLIPKNOT, MÖTLEY CRÜE, ALICE IN CHAINS, AVENGED SEVENFOLD AND KORN; MORE THAN 35 ACTS TO PERFORM ON THREE STAGES. ROCK ON THE RANGE--America’s premiere destination rock festival-- will return to Columbus, Ohio’s Crew Stadium Saturday, May 16 and Sunday, May 17. The 2009 line-up for the nationally renowned festival centrally located in the heart of the country will be highlighted by performances from some of rock’s biggest artists including Mötley Crüe, Slipknot, Alice In Chains, Avenged Sevenfold and Korn. Tickets for ROCK ON THE RANGE, as well as VIP Packages that include festival tickets, hotel accommodations and festival merchandise, go on sale Saturday, February 21 at 10:00 AM (ET) via www.rockontherange.com and www.ticketmaster.com, all local. Ticketmaster outlets and at the Crew Stadium box office. Two

Speak Out To Defend Conscience Protections
Recent weeks have demonstrated the dangers of increased government intervention into private matters. Now the Obama administration wants the federal government to meddle in perhaps an even more disturbing matter: personal conscience. The Department of Health and Human Services wants to overturn important federal regulations that protect health care professionals who act according to their deeply held personal convictions. Speak out against this injustice and post your comments at www.ADoctorsRight.com. Current regulations make sure doctors, nurses, and pharmacists can uphold their personal beliefs while practicing medicine--without facing discrimination or retribution in the workplace. This problem is a serious one, as real health care providers have been fired and denied opportunities because of their desire to not participate in procedures, such as abortions, that violate their consciences. It is imperative that HHS hears the voices of liberty-minded individu

Friends
Current mood: bummed Category: Friends Ok I have no idea what I have done but one of my friends will not talk to me and has not since like 3 weeks ago, it is really starting to piss me off. This person used to text me every day or at least once every day and now I have not heard any thing from this person in like 3 weeks it is really starting to make ne think you don't want to be my friend any more and if you don't please just text me and tell me what the fuck is up with you. ¢¾

Favorite Poem
I Think That I Shall Never See A guy who's perfect just for me, A man who's bright and doesn’t bore me, Who has the good taste to adore me, One whose passion doesn't wane When he finds out I have a brain, Yet one who will flatter, charm, and flirt (A lot of money couldn’t hurt). So, if you see my Mr. Right, Feel free to call me, day or night, And if he doesn’t come along, I’ll consider Mr. Wrong. Author anonymous

Please Help
Im not exactly sure how to get all this out and still make sense, I suck with wording sometimes, please bare with me... I have been with my kids father for 10 years, all together... we split up for most of 07 but we are back together now... have been since nov 07... when I was gone, he was with this other chic and while he was with her, he ended up getting addicted to pain killers. she had like three different types and was more than happy to share them with him... well, now he FINALLY wants to get off of them... he had his first appointment at a methadone (sp?) clinic this morning and he says he feels pretty positive that it will be a good thing here's where I need the help: Do any of you know anyone that has ever been through this??? Was there still a detox period?? Is there ANYTHING at all that I can do to help make things easier for him?? we might not always get along but I will always love him and dont want to see anything bad happen to him any suggestions are

They Are Tumors.
well guys and girls. they told me my migrains might be caused by brain tumors and today i went for my mri and found out that i have 3 small tumors in my temperal lobe. . . . . . APRIL FOOL BITCHES

Decisions
I've got so much going on in my life now. I am planning a move to Georgia in a couple of weeks. It's been in the works for quite a while. My boyfriend of 2 1/2 years is coming with me but we've been having a lot of problems and I have been so torn with what to do. My heart says I can't be without him but my head says, I would be better off on my own for a while, to heal, to live independent for once in my life. The fear of being alone is very powerful though. I have a lot of friends who really think that I am making a mistake by taking him with me. I think I already lost a friend who is upset that I still am and I care a lot about that person and I don't want to lose contact with that person but they kinda of stopped talking to me and I am feeling bad about it. Oh well, such is life. I have to do what is right for me when it's right for me, not when someone thinks I should. I think my life is going to turn out really great. I am going to do great things with or without my bf.

Rez. Alert
Mar 26, 2009 12:06 ET Native Americans Face Third World Conditions at the Hands of Electric Company. Reports CAN-DO Central Electric Cooperative Disconnects Electricity in Nation's Poorest County Despite Freezing Temperatures. FORT THOMPSON, SD--(Marketwire - March 26, 2009) -Temperatures reaching below 7 degrees F with the wind chill and blizzards on the Crow Creek Reservation this week have become an emergency situation as Central Electric Cooperative continues cutting power, leaving many residents in the nation's poorest county without heat, losing their food, water, and in some cases, threatening their lives. 'This is blatant abuse and the destruction of a community,' stated Eric Klein, Founder of CAN-DO. 'What people need to understand is that when a person gets their power cut, they not only lose their heat and lights, but they also lose their food and often times water when their pipes can break due to freezing temperatures, costing the residents thousands of dollars in rep

Any Guy.....
Any guy can mess around, it takes a real man to find a girl and stick with her. Any guy can call you sexy, hot, and all that.. it takes a real man to call you beautiful. Any guy can call you in tears begging you to take him back, it takes a real man to not have a reason to be in those tears. Any guy can say I love you, it takes a real man to say it and mean it even if all of his guy friends are standing around. Any guy can drive over to your house to hang out with you, it takes a real man to show up unexpected. Any guy can have sex with a girl, it takes a real man to wait. Any guy can be with you on the best days when everything is ok, it takes a real man to stay by your side for weeks if thats what it takes when it feels like your world is falling apart. Any guy can talk noise with his friends when a sexy girl walks by, it takes a real man to look the other way. Any guy can be sweet and true to your face, it takes a real man to stay sweet and true when you're gone. Any guy can give yo

"nothing"
"dont believe every thing you here, because every thing you here is not true.." "Life is to short and misserable,to be unhappy" "don't take things for granted,you just may not have or see that person or thing again" the point is: "live life to the fullest and have no regrets, and look back once just to say i'm done or i have done that.."

True Love
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every

Please Vote If You Read This
I'm asking for your help again! Message: Hey guys, my buds band made it into the final four of March Bandness. The winner will win thousands of dollars in equipment and money...get a year of radio play on a major market station and studio time to record an album. I am asking all of you to please please go to this link and vote for Xit27. You can vote over and over just by refreshing the page. I would appreciate it and if any of you want me to rtf with something, then let me know and I will. Send this link to all your friends to, please. http://www.947thebuzz.com/pages/MarchBandnessVoting.html?_show

My Imagination
once there was a fair maiden in a kingdom by the sea she was of rare beauty and her hand was sought by many but what one did not know was that if upon capture of her hand the capturer would have to embark upon a mystical journey that would take him far from her side and thru perilous lands full of danger and dark magic. at the end of said journey if he proved his worth he would inherit her heart body and soul and forever live in peaceful bliss............ do you wish to hear more?

Wth???
Ok... So I really dont who it is or why they are even doing this but its crap. Please stay out of my personal business.. I hate Drama and whoever thinks that I am theirs... is freaking wrong! Stop leaving dumb messages to my friends, grow up, and get a life!!!!

Bondage Anyone?
this is a crazy site with all shorts of blinking lights and scrolling pictures. where can i find people who are into bondage? i'll give this site a try, but it's no bondage.com. we'll see what happens! if you want to know what i'm into, you can go to...(http://www.bondage.com/u/2348063/user.html)

Hurt, But Moving On.
So, the other blog I posted, about "the most amazing night"... that was THE END of it. Pretty much, all was forgotten between him and I. He's apparently now with this other chick. Guess the 2 of them are dating or something. But hearing opinions from many different people, which almost all told me to let him go, and move on. I'm doing just that. I guess I was good enough that night, but now I'm chop liver... But oh well. His loss. He apparently wants her more than he wanted me or something. She is the dirtiest whore I know, but maybe thats what he's really into. Who am I to judge tho? I should be happy that he's found someone he likes/loves... whichever. I fell for him TOO fast, I tend to do that, and its usually my problem. He told me to my face, before that "amazing night" that they're just talking as friends, but that was about 2 weeks ago. Things may have gotten changed since then and I dont know. I'm not saying all this in the blog to be bitching or whining, but to get it off my c

Cann't Stop Me Now
got to love the open road and partying in every state in the USA hum dam truckers get to have all the fun thats why i am a trucker, I have seen it all and done the rest and not just talking about going from state to state lol ,

When Im With You....
When I'm with you, eternity is a step away. My love continues to grow, with each passing day. This treasure of love, I cherish within my soul, how much I love you... you'll never really know. You bring a joy to my heart, Like I've never felt before. With each touch of your hand, I love you more and more. Whenever we say goodbye, whenever we are apart. Always know I hold you dearly, deep inside my heart. So these seven words, I pray you hold true. "Forever And Always, I Will Love You." WORDS CAN NEVA REALLY EXPRESS TRUE LOVE BUT MAYBE THOSE OF U IN LOVE MAY RELATE TO THIS...HOPE YALL LIKE...PLS COMMENT AND RATE! THANX

Cell Phone Trick
Cell Phone Trick Here goes nothin... am not sure if it will work Lets just see shall we....... Don't know about the wish, but i got a text when i got to the bottom . . . coincidence? -- DeAnna Holy smokes, after i read this my boy mike called me....Sammii ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Mine did it tooo!!!!! - Bryan WOW EEEE!!!2@@@ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Didn't work yet but I had a hell of a wish -------------------------------------------------------------------- My phone did to!! =l -------------------------------------------------------------------- My phone rang while I was reading this shit my phone rang too ---------------------------------------------------------------------- hOLY MoLy, mY cell phone RANG!!!!! ahHHHHHH -------------------------------------------------------------------- I hate chain letters, but my phone rang and it freaked me out Collin ---------------

Who Are We
That alarm clock cannot defend itself As water cannot walk on land Stars cannot fall to earth I cannot walk in space. We are all and we are none. The object rings The element splashes The energy shines The human laughs We are all and we are none. The object breaks. The element freezes The energy fades The human dies. We are all and we are none.

Pain
Ok I am in alot of pain and trying to keep up here I dont know if i will be on much more it is really killing me I am to the point that i was B4 and it sucks I hope I dont have to have Surgery again...Omg just venting and in alot of pain!!!

My Survey
SmileSmiledo that for mebe happyfor you, and mea world of hard timescan be hard on youand others keep youdoing things you don’t wanna doand the bad daysalways go by slowbut sometimesyou just have to let goSmiledo that for medon’t let lifetake your beautybecause you are beautifulno matter what they saybelieve in your heartand live day by dayonly one at a timebecause time is preciousdon’t get caught upand lose all that is precioustake a deep breathstep back from situationssee them for what they areand find realistic expectationsSmiledo that for mesometimes you have to escapeto your own fantasya book, a poemsomething outsidewhere real lifeconflicts never collidewhen the heroalways winsand life is alwayshappy in the endand just smilebecause your herowill comeand rescue youand let you knowthat dreamscan come trueif the heart believesIt’s really possible to dosmiledo that for meand letsfly away and seethe endless possibilitiesin the futureof happinessin the futureso b

The Torture Within
Tormented All these thoughts Constantly streaming Creating a longing Deep in my soul Desperately wanting Something That may never be Wondering how I could have been So very blind My past Haunts me Wishing For just a moment In your arms Knowing within The pain I Have caused All those things I cant take back Crying For the love I know ive lost

Pieces...
When I close my eyes Your smile is what I see Your sparkling eyes I hear your laugh Your voice in my ear Soft and sweet You cared so much Never letting me forget But now All those things They are mere phantoms I cant bring myself To face them But I cant let them go either My heart shattered that day And I just keep cutting myself Trying to pick up the shards I know I must But I don’t know how I cant seem to Get past this Cant pull myself together I fear I may Be eternally broken

Texas
Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Texas... If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas ; If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live inTexas ; If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas ; If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas; If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas; If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas ; If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas ; If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them,you may live in Texas ; If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody's passing you, you may live in Texas ; If you find 60 degrees 'a little chilly,' you ma

Taken
Without you Life is colorless The flowers Emit no scent There is no Bird song The sun forever Remains hidden Behind cloud The wind blows Bitter through The world Everything is frozen When you left You took with you All the worlds warmth You took the bright, Happy, lovely So here I sit Amidst the cold And the dark And I cry For the birds, The flowers, The sun, The world, But mostly I cry for the void That now resides Within my chest

Finally, Some Good News!
After months and months and months and months of disappointments in different areas of my life FINALLY a bright spot has emerged. I have a job interview tomorrow It's at a local veterinarian office. They are doing what they call a "working" interview. I will actually be put in the back helping the other vet techs. I haven't worked since December of 2007 so this is like a really big deal for me. Keep your fingers crossed, keep me in your thoughts and if you pray throw my name in there too! ♥ you all

Not Enough Time For Everything!!
Just wanted to let everyone know that I don't have enough time to do everything, fubar, facebook, drivers alike, etc etc. So I am writing to say, if you want to keep in touch, check me out at: www.myspace.com/dawnell Take care and God Bless.

Thank Your Cooper
Why does your heart grow doubtful dear? Tense and beating, full of fear. I keep with me your everlasting love, and bless the day God sent you from above. You remain my angel and I feel that I must, tell you that within you, you have my trust. My love is the tide, your soul is the shores, you have my heart, do I have yours? I'll belong to you till the very end, and you will forever stay as my lover and friend. It has been so good like this from the start, so darling please, trust me with your heart.

Red Blooded American
Red blooded American!!! I believe the American Dream is for those who choose to attain it! Whether your Illegal, Homeless, or out of prison the choice is yours to change your life. That in itself is the dream! Being able to make good or bad

Are You In That Mood Yet?
You hurt me so good... You're the most non-supportive of my supporters The most supportive of my non-supportive friends You love me so much but it feels like spite You're so spiteful towards me, but I can tell its cause you want my attention I love you so much, it drives me insane so I tell you that I hate you And I hate how you can make me fall in love with you over and over again Missing you and being without you is one of the worst pains in the world But having you there to miss is such a wonderful gift We argue everytime we talk so I try not to have long conversations with you... Yet I like hearing from you because then I know you're ok and safe I wish that you would meet someone and take your attention off of me I love knowing I'm on your mind as much as you're on mine

Adult Riddles
Adult Riddles Q.What is the difference between a Drug Dealer and a Hooker?A. A Hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Q.What's a mixed feeling?A. When you see your Mother-In-Law backing off a cliff in your new car.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Q What's the height of conceit?A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Q.What's the definition of 'Macho'?A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Q.What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?A.A guy will actually search for a golf ball~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Q.Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?A.They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Q.Why is divorce so expensive?A.Because it's worth it!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Come On B!
Alright Time To Speak My Mind :D. Yes I Am Scotty Seifried. I am Mo'body. I Am Sexy.Like One Man Said "Every Man Has a Price, But Im Simply PRICELESS!" Those are the words i live by. I'm Not an Arrogant Asshole. But i am A confident and Somewhat Cocky. Guy With Nothing To Prove. Just Living Life Mintue To Mintue, Hour and Hour, Day To Day. I'm Not Stopping Being Who i am For No One. I'm Simply Priceless. Irreplaceable. So Come On Seriously. You Really Want To Go Up Against A Guy. Who well come on face it. I Am The Sexiest Cutiest Big man Alive. I Dear Anyone To Challenge Me on That. And To All The Ladies. CANT NOBODY HIT IT LIKE THAT. So Give Me A Holla IF You Wanna Find OUt. Later Peace And Just Remember Im Simply PRICELESS!!!!!

Its Late
its 1030pm putting the books down, still have alot to do before lab at 1030am, just need a break. why is it that the older one gets the more emotional they become? I guess its what has made us what we are,and where we have been. sometimes I hear a song like true colors (cyndi lopper). and hopes,dreams all the regrets of time come back to mind. although I strongly beleave all things happen for a reason, its up to us to determine the good. My life has been full of many things good and bad much like everyone else on the planet but I wouldn't change a thing.

Tough Times..hard Choices
i am so exhausted yet cannot sleep because there is so much on my mind. phillip and i have been together for over 5 years now and it hasnt been a day in the park by no means. the only thing we agree on is that we have two beautiful and loving girls. i want the gf/bf relationship to end. i am tired of being full of hatred and being mean to him that isnt who i am. when i am playing with our girls (which is everyday) i am so happy, i couldnt be happier being around them. i wont lie sometimes it is nice to have a break but i couldnt stay away from them for longer than half a day. phillip and i broke up last year around jan. and i went to stay at my moms for a while. i was miserable without seeing them everyday. i want phillip and i to seperate because we fight about everything and anything. he says mean things and so do i, but what hurts is that our girls are here when we fight. i dont want them growing up in an enviroment full of fighting and hatred. they are the only thing that matters t

Go Gettas Wanted!!!!!!
If you are a women between the age of 18-30 and you have experience in the stripclub and can follow instructions well without attitude, drama, and stress then youneed to come holla at me immediately.I'm the kind of person that will manage your career and make sure you are treated right and with the upmost respect and dignity too as long as you do what you are told and don't give me no problems , drama, or stress in the process then we'll get along just fine.To join this club of elite go gettas you are going to have to prove to me that you can make at least $1,000 or better to be part of this elties organization called the "Thoroughbred Elites".For all you haters out there I don't care about what you think of me right now or in the future, this is how I eat and I'm not going to let you or anyone mess up my lifestyle or money because you think bad of me and so on.You must have curves to joon this squad and weight under 200lbs also. the maximum weight is 180lbs and nothing more.So if you

Entering Another World
Entering Another World Celebrating the darkness That falls most imperfectly Conjuring the dead that awake in my mind Slashing with their little knifes impaling me causing violent seizures and foaming out of my eyes like a devil spawn I cry helpless.. I cry being forced to commit to their ways becoming one one of those things people fear with acid like substance I shoot from my eyes I use it as a weapon fighting against them while enumerating 1...2...3...4 counting furthermore shifting the balance devouring them like a plague a sickness like cancer converting the darkness into light intertwining the two making another world another world..I still live in today.

Drill Sgt Looking
So this Drill Sgt is new to Fubar and it really seems to fit my new found status as single. Seems to be alt of internet ladies in here that could make for alot of fun. Come on ladies... come and join my troop.

A Mothers Pain
A MOTHERS PAIN Current mood:DESTROYED Category: Writing and Poetry HAVE FELT ALOT OF PAIN THROUGH OUT THE YEARS, BUT THERE IS NO GREATERPAIN THEN WHEN YOU HAVE TO STAND BY AND WATCH ONE OF YOUR MOSTPRECIOUS

Vip Cherries
VIPCHERRIES.COM is currently seeking models for our site for live shoots and/or already existing images of the following levels: R,X,XX,XXX and the following categories: Solo(Female), Girl-on-Girl, Couples(Male/Female). If you are interested and you are over 18 then please email us at: vipcherries@gmail.com to discuss further, a model release form will need to be filled out before any exchange of material or shots are taken. VIPCHERRIES.COM meets 2257 compliance code regulations and all models are 18 years of age or older with authorizing consent. SO CHECK US OUT FOR NOW IN MYSPACE.COM/VIPCHERRIES

Fall
It happens so slowly that it isn't even noticeable at first;brightness fades,colors dull,personality dies,sound minimizes,activity lessens,andwarmth leaves.Until eventually;there is almost constant darkness,everything is monochromatic,the shell is empty,sound is barely audible,activity is halted ,andthere is only coldness......Fall has become

Pisses Me Off
Dear friend, I know you would be surprised to read from someone relatively unknown to youbefore now. My name is Mark Smith, a master sgt. of The U.S. Army, deployed toIraq in the beginning of the war in 2003.I would like to share some highlypersonal classified information about my personal experience and role which Iplayed in the pursuit of my career serving under the U.S ARMY which was at thefore-front of the war in Iraq. Though, I would like to hold back certaininformation for security reasons for now until you have found time to visit theBBC website stated below to enable you have insight regarding what I intend toshare with you, believing that it would be of your desired interest in one wayor the other.Here is a BBC news listing that confirms what I share with you. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm Also, could you get back to me having visited the above website to enable usdiscuss in a more vivid manner to the best of your understanding. I must saythat I'm very

Dangerous Plastics
: I'm so guilty of this I more then likely have about 10 of them 1/2 drank in the back seat and I use keep a case in the trunk! I no longer do!Thanks Charles!!----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: charlesTo: Date: Apr 3, 2009 7:00 PMSubject: Don't leave bottleled water in the carFrom Johns-Hopkins Bottled water in your car is very dangerous! On the Ellen show, Sheryl Crow said this is what caused her breast cancer. It has been identified as the most common cause Of the high levels of dioxin in breast cancer tissue.Sheryl Crow's oncologist told her:Women should not drink bottled water that has been left in a car. The heat reacts with the chemicals in the plastic of the bottle which releases dioxin into the water. Dioxin isA toxin increasingly found in breast cancer tissue. So please be careful and do not drink bottled water that has been left in a car. Pass this on to all the women in your life. This informati

Random
I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but, if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best!Marilyn Monroe I knew i liked her for a reason

Join!!! :d
hey guys i got some sites for you to join and i'll do some favors for you.. thanks :D1. just sign up and confirm your email. check it out :D2. http://www.yourfree360games.com/index.php?ref=251390 sign up and confirm email, check it out. :D3.

What Im About
I'm not on here looking to meet that special person to "spend the rest of my life with". I'm not looking for a husband or a "baby's daddy". My 2 teenagers have a daddy. I'm on here to look for friends and friends only from all walks of life. I don't look down on someone for what they don't have. So if you have anything negative you wanna say, go to someone elses page and leave them your drama.

Tournament
Just lettin everyone know that I'm runnin a Magic: the Gathering Tourney at the Jackson Starbucks in Hayward today at 3pm. If you are in the area and want to meet me, come on down. Juggalo619 might be there too if I can drag him off of his comp. LOL.

True Friendship
i was wondering what really consist of a true friend. does a true friend mean some one u can relate to.or does it reallymean it just a normal term that people tend to use? to me a true friend is some one whos there forme no matter what is going onin my life they always there for me topick me up when i am down and there to lift me higher when im at my best. what do you think?

Wow Childish People
wow i can;t believe how childish soem of u people are. u put a picture on, expect an honest rating from me. now if u want me to rank ur personality, then by all means, talk to me. be real. be a nice person.

Challenge To My Friends On Fubar Keep Erie Shriners Hospital Open
PLEASE CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW AND SIGN THE PETITION TO KEEP ERIES SHRINERS HOSPITAL OPEN Shriner's Hospital of Erie is a great asset to the Erie and surrounding communities. The hospital has helped so many children from burn victims to children born with disabilities. Erie Shriners Hospital have allowed the children to be treated for many conditions without the fears that they would face in a regular hospital environment. Shriners Hospital needs to be kept open. Not just for the Erie Area But also for Cleveland, Buffalo, Pittsburgh and surrounding areas.. If Eries Shriners closes then patients and their families will have to make the trip to the closest Shriners Hospital. Philadelphia is 420 miles away, Chicago is 445 miles away, Montreal is 488 miles away, and Cincinnati is 345 miles away. That is just to far for a family to have to travel with a sick child. Thank You for your time http://www.petitiononline.com/shriners/petition.html

Happy Easter ! Wester ! 7 Days
Happy Easter ! Wester ! 7 Days opnshors@aol.com, AliKhamenei@rock.com, l.pontin@wessexarch.co.uk, OsamaBinLaden@rock.com, c.moore@wessexarch.co.uk, KimJong-il@rock.com, cj.dillon@wessexarch.co.uk Sweet 16 List of Best Reasons to Believe in the Easter BunnyFriday's Sweet 16 matchups - College Basketball - Rivals.comhttp://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/news?slug=ys-ncaaprecaps032609&prov=yhoo&type=lgns Final 4 Rest My Case Belief in the Easter BunnyHeels, Wildcats shed stereotypes at Final Fourhttp://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090403/ap_on_sp_co_ne/bkc_final_four_villanova_ncarolina_2 I Believe in the Easter BunnyO! Sweet Sixteen - Just 7 Days!U Final $4 & 20 WaMu Elders Saints Turcaud-Conrad Universal Magnetic ReversalSaturday 11th April 2009 A.D. 11:00 a.m. GMT 1. - He's the worlds most famous Rabbit, even more famous than Bugs Bunny.2. - Who else would be clever enough to hide all those Easter Eggs, ALL in one night.3. - He faithfully brings me little eggs in a basket, who do you

Sex Quiz
What is it that you absolutely need sexually? to get off What is something you have always wanted to try? hmmmm What is something you have never done in bed before?two guysWhat time of day do you like to have sex?any time i canWhat do you absolutely need to see to turn you on?a nice looking dick or nice set of tittiesHow long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?not very longIf someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited?both, love the though of getting caughtWould it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river?nahHave you ever faked an orgasm? ummmm yeahWhat Part of your body are you self-conscious about?my tummyDo you have any sexual regrets?too many to countIf a lover cheated on you would you take them back?hellz nahHow Important is sex in your life?very, i love sexHow Important is love in your life?also very importantWhat is the biggest fight you have ever had with a bf/gf?don't think we have had any real big onesD

I Cry
I CRY.And I CRY,Because I am not the beauty you adore.I am not anything you abhor.You have not spoken to me in some time,And I calmly accept the lieThat you are trying to get over me.I CRY.And I CRY.Because I fear I have forgotten Who I was when I was without youI CRY.

Everyone Read
ok something has happened and i have to move back to tennessee...today is april 4th and i will be leaving this coming weekend...i will not have internet for a bit but i will be getting it back just as soon as i can...Fubar rocks and i have awesome family, friends, and fans...i will not forget anyone even though i will not be able to be on for awhile but im just asking that no one forget me...Lots of love to all my fu-people!!!

Women
Why Women Cry... A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put prayed to God who would surely know the answer. When God responded he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said: "When I made the woman she had to be to be made special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. gave her the sensitivity t

To Crazydevildog You Lying Cheating Two-faced Bastard
You would think that it wouldn't hurt as much to find out close to a year later that you cheated on me. But it did, even though it's been so long since we broke up. Joseph Eugene Thompson....you are a DOG. I'm not angry now, though. I found out that the man I fell in love never really existed. The man i fell in love with was a lie, someone you created just to reel me in....to get me to put out. Because that's all I was to you-a booty call. You only temporarily called me your girlfriend long enough to get what you wanted. And you only said we were breaking up for my sake so i would stay friends with you....so you could still get the benefits when your girlfriend wasn't around.

Romance And Relationships
Okay...Keep in mind while reading this that i have been 100% wit her about everything.....EVERYTHING....... Met this female..Very beautiful..down to earth...cool people. We started kickin it and shii was gravy. Feelings started to arise on my side of the fence and hers as well. I let her know what was up...I like her ALOT and though she aint mine she is my baby...Not rushin nothin. But lettin her know whats up. A love of hers from the past (her HEART) showed up tellin her how much he care about her and blah blah blah.......NO PROBLEM WIT IT AT ALL...Shes not my lady. oh did i mention that dude and me were cool wit eachother?...I aint know that when i met her that they had something going long b4 me....ANYWAY...im stuck becuase i see her puttin herself through so much drama that she dosent need but then again she loves dude soo much that she cant see what she is doing to herself. I HAVE NO PROBLEM WIT HOMMIE...he strait people wit me but i dont like how he just strings her along ya d

Pandypan
hi ,everyone .from now on,thisi is my home .i wish i can have many friends here. i am a chinese,and maybe someday i will write my blog in chinese. if you want to study chinese ,you can contact me. my MSN : pandijie@hotmail.com

Test .. New Blog Codes?
Join the Quest To Get Me To Oracle!!I'm looking for some brave Fubarians to join my quest....the mountain may seem far away and unscalable, but I know you can get me close. So cast aside your fear and join our Fellowship!The Rules:1.

Questions
{---Favorites---} Color..................................PINKNumber................................. Nr.1 DefenetlyBand......................All Kinds, Love James BluntMusic Genre......I love Trance and Rock TV Show............................Different Oce. Like Amerca's Next Top ModelMovie......... Actor............... That guy from the Fast and The Furious Actress........................... Kind of Movie....................Thriller, RomanticCartoon.............................Sport......................................SoccerFast Food Restaurant........................McDonnaldsFood...................................FrenchIce Cream..........Chocolater Cereal............................. Candy.................................All thats sweetDrink...............................Water Alcoholic Beverage............ik drink it allQuote.................... "I am Innocent"Have any siblings........................what? Have any pets..........................no Have a job..........

Chuckles
Tis the time to mourn, for he has left us. But he would not want it that way. He would want us all to celebrate him moving on to a better place. For now he is at peace, and no longer suffering. He was a great friend to many of us, he could make you smile when you were down. He always seemed to know what to say. He will be remembered always. For he is close to our hearts, in many ways.

Wake Up And Read This
It may take you two minutes to read this, but if you do not take the time to read this you are one of the people this post is talking about.You stay up for 16 hoursHe stays up for days on end.____________________________________________________You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.____________________________________________________You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.____________________________________________________You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.____________________________________________________You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.____________________________________________________You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies

God's Gift
I am fortunate enough to say God has blessed me with a gift. I have the ability to sing and make people happy, or in some cases sad, but I prefer happy. Check me out @ www.myspace.com/robceo. And watch my videos on youtube keywords: Rich Or Broke Ent. Leave a comment. Check us on Datpiff.com Keyword Rich Akademy 4 free downloads. P.S.

Want A Salute!!!!???
!!!Salutes!!! Hey freinds! Want a salute special for you? Let me know... SB or PM me for more details... Yezzir I'm real ;) See you soon I hope! Thanx for stopping by.... It's always a pleasure, really..... -MomsDontLikMe

Redheaded Scarlet
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My Fubar Three Year Anniversary!
3 Year Fubar Anniversary! April 6th 2006-2009Wow! I can't believe that it's finally here! Three years since I officially signed on to Fubar.... Well.. it wasn't called "Fubar" back in those days, it was, "Lost Cherry" and I still have my original T-shirtfrom back then! My Member ID Number is 17355. My Friend, Smiles, invited me over to the site back in March of 2006.. she kept saying. come here. come over here! So I finally came over and looked around and it was So different than where we were used to hanging out.. I poked around a while and finally, on April 6, 2006, I clicked that magic button and officially became a "Lost Cherry"! It was great then, and is still great.

Music
I'm looking at you through the glass...Don't know how much time has passedOh, god it feels like foreverBut no one ever tells you that foreverFeels like home sitting all alone inside your head'Cause I'm looking at you through the glass...Don't know how much time has passedOh, god it feels like foreverBut no one ever tells you that foreverFeels like home sitting all alone inside your headHow do you feel? That is the questionBut I forget.. you don't expect an easy answerWhen something like a soul becomesInitialized and folded up like paper dolls and little notesYou can't expect a bit of hopeSo while you're outside looking inDescribing what you seeRemember what you're staring at is meCause I'm looking at you through the glass...Don't know how much time has passedAll I know is that it feels like foreverWhen no one ever tells you that foreverFeels like home, sitting all alone inside your headHow much is real? So much to questionAn epidemic of the mannequinsContaminating everythingWhen though

Mistress......
I will not use Mistress's bra as a sling. > I will not goose Mistress when she isn't looking.> I will not make funny noises when Mistress is on the phone.> I will not call Mistress's underwear "granny panties". > I will not expel gas and blame it on Mistress.> I will not make up cutesy names for Mistress's whips, floggers, or> paddles.> I will not put Mistress's blindfold on the Cat.> I will not try and give away any of Mistress's toys.> I will not giggle and yell "Quit Tickling" while Mistress is flogging me.> I will not participate in belching contests with other subbies.> I will not hide the remote from Mistress. > I will not snore while scening with Mistress.> I will not drool when we go into the leather shop.> I will not yell "Hail Satan!" when Mistress orders me to do something.> I will not say "Oh yeah! You and what army" to Mistress.> I will not starch Mistress's bra.> I will not drop kick Mistress's cat.> I will not use Mistress's hairbrush to kill bugs of any kind.> I will no

Been Missing...the Rascal Is Back!!
Hi everyone, Sorry I've not been on, but i got taken into hospital on 9th of January 08 ands this is fiorst time i've ben near a PC. Slolwy getting better and looking forward to getting discharged.

Own This Hottie Come Check It Out
check this hottie out to own with plenty of perks come by and show me some luv and bid on a sweetie pie to own for a month. click on the pic below to bid luvs (repost of original by '~Sinfully DelicIous~Blondie~Dangerous Curves ♥I

Samsung 500 At Texas Motor Speedway.
2:17 p.m. -- GREEN FLAG: David Reutimann leads the field to the line for the Samsung 500 at Texas Motor Speedway. Lap 1 -- LEAD CHANGE: Jeff Gordon edges Reutimann at the line in a side-by-side battle at the front. Lap 4 -- Robby Gordon gets tapped by Kurt Busch and slides up the trck but saves it and we continue under green. Lap 8 -- LEAD CHANGE: Reutimann works his way back around Gordon in Turn 3. Lap 9 -- Jeff Gordon drops to third as Kenseth gets by. Lap 13 -- Jeff Gordon reports that his car is extremely loose. Lap 16 -- Menard gets around Jeff Gordon for third. Lap 20 -- Reutimann leads Kenseth by 1.65 seconds as Stewart passes Jeff Gordon for fourth. Lap 23 -- Kasey Kahne with a big bobble coming out of Turn 4 but gets it straightened out and continues. Lap 24 -- Kurt Busch is on the move, up to 19th from 26th, while Kevin Harvick is quickly going the other way. Lap 27 -- Reutimann is already into lapped traffic. Lap 29 -- Stewart gets inside Menard for third.

Blonde Joke
BLIND MAN IN A FEMALE BIKER BAR A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you' re blind, that you should know five things: 1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.Now, think about it seriously, Mister.Do you still wanna tell that joke?' The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters....'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.

Up
There is a two-letter word in English that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is 'UP.' It is listed in the dictionary as being used as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v]. It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP ? Why do we speak UP, and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We call UP our friends and we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car. At other times the little word has a real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses... To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special.. And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.

Sarisa's Rants Raves And Musings
Sorry I haven't been on lately, I've been stuck dealing with life issues as well as stupid people (who doesn't on a daily basis though) I'm also going through some serious issues that need attention paid to them so if you've been trying to get ahold of me drop me an email sarisa_grimwing@yahoo.com.

Thank You
Would like to thank all those who rated me..and bombed me Friday. I was not on much..to return the love but if you need help..you can ask me anytime for it. I have not been feeling the best lately. Been working to much..and still recovering from a cold.

Dunno What To Do Anymore
when you think you have foundt he right one then something happens and shes gone just like that without even sayin good bye should i stay and follow the things that i want or just pack my stuff and move away from my problems

Contests Of My Friends...
Hey, y'all in fu-land.... two of my friends need help with contests.... My friend DJ Canada Girl is in a contest and needs rates and comments... http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=274746&i=546346947&albumid=1598378 My friend Lauren[Plaid Mafia] is having a hat contest... send her the best pic u have in ur favorite or funniest hat... it will be running for the month of April... http://fubar.com/user/1156311 Please show my friends some love...

Harvard University Pays Tuition For You!!!
Harvard University Announcement Harvard University (free-no tuition) Harvard University announced that from now on undergraduate students fromlow-income families will pay no tuition. In making the announcement,Harvard's president Lawrence H. Summers said, ―When only ten per-cent of thestudents in elite higher education come from families in the lower half ofthe income distribution, we are not doing enough. We are not doing enough inbringing elite higher education to the lower half of the in-comedistribution. If you know of a family earning less than $60,000 a year with an honorstudent graduating from high school soon, Harvard University wants to paythe tuition. The prestigious university recently announced that from now onundergraduate students from low-income families can go to Harvard for freeno tuition and no student loans! To find out more about Harvard offering free tuition for families makingless than $60,000 a year, visit Harvard's financial aid website at:http://www.f

The Pound San Francisco2004
You know there can be interesting things you see on the way to a show; however, most of our trip was uneventful coming out of Winton to San Francisco. Nevertheless, this was something ironic and I felt I had to mention it because it has happened to me on more than one occasion. I feel it is now a sign as to how my evening will go. Often I watch the cars and their passengers as we are driving down the freeway and this was the third time I have seen clowns in a vehicle as we were driving by and on our way out of town. Just thought that was interesting and would share it with everyone else. We arrived at The Pound and there was already a line of people waiting to get in and to soon be engulfed by surgical die-sections, Demonic and Horrid creatures with flaming axes of destruction and entrancing melodies which must have been written by the Lord Of Darkness himself. Sound check was going on and people were conversing in line as to how long they have been fans and what brought them to this n

Perfect Star....
A perfect starTo touch the night,A perfect starIs my guiding light.A perfect starSo far away,A perfect starWho makes my day.A perfect starIs what I see,A perfect starGod gave it to me.A perfect starIn my mind,A perfect starI thought i'd never find.A perfect starI thought was here to stay,A perfect starFinally came my way.A perfect starI cry for every night,A perfect starI have loved with all my might.

For You Cool Fubarians
I'd like to take this time to thank EVERYONE for showing me love. I already know I have the coolest friends, and now I've had the pleasure of meeting more of you. That's a definite turn on for me cuz I truly

Contest..go Rate Me..plz !
I'm in a rate contest..u must rate fan and add the person also..i could use your help if ya will..all it takes is one rate from u.. here is the link for the pics to rate..and then go add her..mine will say "DRTYGRL" http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=274746&albumid=1598378 MUCH LUV 2 THOSE THAT HELPS ME...xoxo

Tangent Thinking
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Please Read
If anyone cares to read this, I'm canceling my VIP and letting it expire and taking time off from Fubar. I can't afford to buy myself auto 11s since I can't get one from anyone no matter how much I beg and plead. The most I can afford is a 5 credit bling pack for 4.99. I'm taking off. Maybe get on here for an occasional check up but I'm up to level 26 and that is a good level for me to stick with for awhile. Maybe something will happen while I'm away. laterz!

What A Jerk
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Why I Am Not Inclined To Like Guys In The Armed Forcesl
I have a good reason. Let me see, start with John and the few months of chatting and two visits and many letters to him, I don't hear from him for a year. Then surprise he decided to start a chat again once. Then after a couple of texts back and forth and then again silence. Thn a few months later a text meant for his friend sent to me, that hurts. There is also Ben and two years of chat and my really trying to meet him he then starts to ignore me. Then Chris, he says he wants a relationship and then ignore me for month, then again texting me a while ago and then I am nice and then I am ignored from him. I forgot a marine from sevveral years ago, I forget his name but we chatted for awhile and then silence after a few months of chatting and never heard from him sense.

Science News
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Looking Fo A Girl
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Turbalance
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Hair for a Cause: Due to a recent fire loss, the Viteri Family has lost pretty much everything they own, including their home. We at Cost Cutters Family Hair Care are setting up a cut-a-thon fundraiser to help our friend/co-worker Natalie and her family. All proceeds will go directly to the Viteri Family. On April 26th, 2009, we will be offering haircuts ONLY for $10 (no colors, perms, highlights, blowdrying...and CASH only!!) between the hours of 4pm and 8pm, and donations will also be welcome.

10 Alternate Uses For A Coat Hanger
I want to thank Hugh G Joak for coauthoring this blog with me. He is my inspiration on most of my crazy ideas and blogs. I would like to give him full credit for today's blogs theme. You are my rock, Kumquat.. 10 Alternate uses for coat hangers: 1. To hold your Pippi Long Stocking hair do 2. Breaking into cars. 3. Punk rocker earring 4. Giant Bubble Blower 5. Electrical outlet tester 6. Hill Billy toothpick 7. While wearing a cast a scratching device 8. Car Radio Antenna 9. To capture large dust balls from the far corners of your bed. 10. Makes an excellent cat toy ( just need crazy glue and feathers ) Thank you for stopping by Kumquat and Snow Pea

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Remember Those Who Died For You
My good friend has a website with his artwork geared towards the men and women of the Armed Forces. A little blurb taken from his site: My goal by my art work is that as long as the men and women of our armed forces are fighting and dying for us, that they are remembered through my brush strokes. I am able to do any photo or idea that you have at your request on any size canvas that you want. Email me with details that you want done and we can go from there. Brandon Click the picture below to be taken there Please support a Marine Veteran!

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Capital Punishment
Ok I was sitting home one day just thinking and watching T.V. Where this guy was getting the Chair and me and I began to think what makes it more right when the state kills someone for killing someone than when someone else does I mean it really bothered me I Just dont understand in my opinion no one deserves to die no matte who you are and what you've done. I mean I understand at times people

Red
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When You Are What You Can't Have
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Grass Snakes...lmfao!!!
Grass Snakes also known as Garter Snakes (Thamnophissirtalis) can be dangerous. Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes. Here's why..A couple in Sweetwater , Texas , had a lot of potted plants. During a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to protect them from a possible freeze.It turned out that a little green garden grass snake was hidden in one of the plants. When it had warmed up, it slithered out and the wife saw it go under the sofa.She let out a very loud scream.The husband (who was taking a shower) ran out into the living room naked to see what the problem was. She told him there was a snake under the sofa.He got down on the floor on his hands and knees to look for it. About that time the family dog came and cold-nosed him on the behind. He thought the snake had bitten him, so he screamed and fell over on the floor.His wife thought he had had a heart attack, so she covered him up, told him to lie still and called an ambulance.The attendants rushed in, wou

Desire
In your small roomYou look at those same wallsAt that windowThat gives you all your lifeYou never liked that windowYou always thought it was evilOr that's what you were toldYou decide you want to look outside...Walking very scaredClose your eyes before you lookOpen themSearing lightsBlue skiesLush green grassLook at the childrenAdults talkingSense the love around themFeel the joy of that worldLook back into your dark roomYou feel an ominous presenceLeave your dark roomTo enter a dark hallLook for your masterAsk him to leave the dark hallAnd come to your dark roomAsk him to look at that worldBut instead he cowers in fearAsk nicely if you can visit that worldHe says no, so very hastilyAsk and demand whyHe gives you no replyAnd closes the windowSits you downTells you to never go there againYou grow unhappyYell at him and say what you wantHe just simply says "never again"With more anger and hateYou can't resist that worldRun out your dark roomInto the dark hallAnd open those huge doorsThe

Auction
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Sexy Test...i Scored 45
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Yea pretty much that sums it up. Day before yesterday, I got these absolutely paralyzing stomach pains in the lower right side of my tummy...and Jessyka hadn't been very active or anything either. Well, tried a bunch of things that we thought it could possibly be and called my doctor and he told me the pain could just be the growing and stretching of the ligaments and stuff in that area but that if she didn't start moving around more and the pain didn't subside soon to go to the Labor and Delivery. After about 9 hours of this horrible pain, it finally started to subside a lil bit...and she was moving around some but not as much as she normally does. (She's ALWAYS kicking and elbowing me) So since the pain subsided enough to handle, we decided to wait and see how I felt the next day. So...next day comes around...the pain is gone except for it feeling like a badly bruised muscle. Only thing is Jessyka isn't being anywhere near as active as she normally is. So now I'm going into the hospi

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Me
ok guys u know i keep my friends list short .. so i dont mind sharing .. alot of u have seen my staus sick and in hospital.. well after alot of may be this maybe that lets try this lets try that. ive so far had 4 blood transfusions as well as a bunch of tests. well Monday i went to the oncology center. and well it looks very much like i have bone cancer. something to do with anemia being persistant and high calcuim levels .. so this friday im going for a bunch of bone scans.. basically i just wanted my friends kept up to date and maybe someof the reasons while i jus rate n rate to keep my mindof stuff.. This is all very new to me i dont think i have really taken it in yet .. so i dont know much till they do more stuff then next friday i go for D day back at the oncology center i guess to find out finally whats going on .. i just dont feel a doctor would say to u it looks like bone cancer if he wasnt pretty sure ..

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My baby Ronnie is in jail, I miss him soooo freackin much, i dont waana live without him, i cant be in our house i cant look at our dirty clothes i dont wanna breathe cause it hurts.... i just want my baby back.........

I'm In My First Contest!
Alright guys, so I'm in my first contest to win auto 11 and cherry bomb. I really need your guys help to win this contest. I have never had an auto 11 or cherry bomb before and would really like that experience!!!! Please help me out by rating my picture and commenting as much as you can. Also by sending bling to the person holding the contest and telling him its for me gets me extra points as well!!! This contest will be on for the next 7 days!!! ...the link for my picture in the contest is as followed......

De Blog?
Do you remember when we were kids always on da blockk acting hella stupid and shit. Back then we were always checking some hoes and yelling out GDKK till the world blows. back then when we gave no fuck. We would bust out on the streets yelling out ambrose luv. telling each-other one day we'll turn out. that was our dream. I didn't go through on it. You did. Do you remember when we checked that stupid bitch and she started flappin' her gums bout gdn and all that shit. We laughed our asses off so hard. Member when i first started dating the boys and you followed afterwards. Member when i was in love with one of the boys and he broke my heart? Man i wasn't even talking to you and you weren't there to help me fix it. It took me a year to be able to be around people smokin their squares. But when i finally told you about it you were there with my shoulder to cry on. Do you member when drama and me where together and he stalkked yo ass while you were on da bike with Nini? And how you use to

Help!!!
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Eternity
As the sun slowly fades into the horizonThe light of that day slowly goes to none,The light of that night then comes into viewYet, the light of my life- I shall always see in you.My sun, my moon, my stars up above,I see in you my one true love.The thoughts I have, the feelings I possess,Is that of you? I do so fully confess.Your beautiful words touch deep into my heart,I pray, these words and I shall never part.But what can I say you have done to me,Just that my love for you will last for all eternity.

Bombs Away!!
OK ...Tonight during HH, I am gonna be activating my Cherry Bomb!! If you have 11's or are bombing yourself...leave me a pm if you wnat to be hit!! I'll bomb anyone with 250 pics...11's or not!! So leave a PM and i'll do my best to get to you!!! BOMBS AWAY!!!

Argue Makeup
Me and a friend of mine had a discussion about women wearing makeup and why i have never really dated women that wear a lot of makeup. my take is i don't mind a lil lipstick and such but anything more

When Im Gone
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Soulmate
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25 Things About Me
1. I have been lost at times where I dont know what direction i am heading...happen to be in one of those times right now. 2. One of my greatest friends is Ellen...I really truely believe she was sent to me to help me get through school..she is an awesome woman. 3.My 3 boys are my world . I would do anything for them. I miss my oldest boy like you would not believe. 4. ok some stuff you might not know about me ...i played football in middle school....i also played on the boys baseball team...I played a mean game of vollyball... and could play the violin like a pro...*sigh* wish i had one now I miss playing the violin. 5.The last year i have woke up on a lot of things i had put blinders on for. School helped me open my eyes to alot of them. Alvarez and Lisa was two of the greatest in my healing seeing them open up made me feel like I could open up and not be judged. 6.I am addicted to this online thing...all I have to say about that.... 7.i have major dreams and hope to realize them som

Anarchy After The Collapse Of A State
English Civil War Main article: English Civil War The tumult of the English Civil War led the term to be taken up in political philosophy. Anarchy was one of the issues at the Putney Debates of 1647: Thomas Rainsborough: I shall blow up your buildings a little more and be less open with you than I was before. I wish we all truly wanted to change this cesspool we live in. If I did mistrust you I would not use such asseverations. I think it doth go on mistrust, and things are thought too readily matters of reflection, that were never intended. For my part, as I think, you forgot something that was in my speech, and you do not only yourselves believe that some men are inclining to anarchy, but you would make all men believe that. And, sir, to say because a man pleads that every man hath a voice by right of nature, that therefore it destroys by the same argument all property

Irish Works
OH, ALL MONEY THAT E'RE I SPEND I SPEND IT IN GOOD COMPENY AND ALL THE HARM THAT E'RE I'VE DONE ALAS, IT WAS TO NONE BUT ME. AND ALL I'VE DONE FOR WANT OF WIT TO MEMRY NOW I CAN'T RECALL, SO FILL TO ME THE PARTING GLASS, GOOD NIGHT AND JOY BE WITH YOU ALL. OH, ALL THE COMRADES THAT E'ER I HAD, ARE SORRY FOR MY GOING AWAY, AND ALL THE SWEET-HEARTS THAT E'ER I HAD WOULD WISH ME

Landice L7 Pro Treadmill Best Deals
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Go Figure
go figure its lie gurl of ur dreams and fike finding 20 bucks and then getting a call and finding out u still owe 200 on ur laptop. kinda like gettin the gurl of ur dreams and findin out shes in luv wit ur boy. just ironic bullshit everyone seems to go thru. if ur life is like a walking time bomb and and u really just dont give a fuck hit me back cause this shit is just sumtimes too much to deal wit alone so holla at ur boy and tell me wats good

I Believe I Am A Pessimist When Comes To Online !
I am such a pessimist when comes to online anymore. I just do not understand many things on here..but all i hear is..its fantasy. Does anyone actually value friendship though?

~ Thank You My Friends~
In a World where we stress to find time for ourselves and struggle to stay ahead of the crisis before us all, it is sometimes difficult or near impossible to get around to thank the friends around us that become our Support Structure in many different shapes and forms. And each individual person themselves are multi-faceted and show us a rainbow of personality colors that combine to make us Laugh, make us Happy, share our Joy and show us Love. I wish to now extend a heartfelt 'Thank You' to all my friends that have shown me Kindness, Compassion, Laughed with me and shed tears with me as well. I have tried to give all of you the Attention and Friendship you so Richly Deserve. You have enriched my Life and made me a Better Person because of who you are and what you are. I pledge that you will ALWAYS have a Safe and Soft Place to Land on my page and I will do all I can to show you Friendship, Love and Understanding. Thank you all for Everything you do for me. You know who you are....Peace

I Want A Long Island Ice Tea
I have been thinking for the last two nights about meeting my ex in a bar and getting hot and hotter and wondering if I would be drunk enough to take him somewhere that he has not seen in a long time. Should I show him what his missed? Or still let him think he is the s.., Should I smile all kind and sweet then leave him wondering where I went? I was thinking of a nice hotel with lights, camera, action and the rest. But, I just can't decide if I want a long island iced tea or just let it ride?

Surgery
Just wanted to let my friends know how surgery went today. They had a terrible time getting breathing tube down me. I will require special procedure if needed in future. It was used in December for skin graft surgery but records sent over didnt state why so anesthesist tried normal procedure first. NOW he knows why! LOL Doctor said a larger incision was needed but I was still pretty out of is so forgot to ask why. Other than that it went well. Recovery took longer for some reason as well but I am home now and gonnaslip into more comfy clothes and chill out for a bit. Thank you all for the kind thoughts, wishes and prayers. It was all very much appreciated. I have a wonderful group of friends here on fu and you are what keeps me from leaving. Love to you all! Deb

Who Wants To Know Me
well im new to this, how i found out about this site, it was from my cousin's ex boyfriend... i have blue eyes, blonde hair, im abt 5'7, have an amazing protective loving boyfriend we have been together for 1 year. im currently a senior, will be graduating on may 30th, which means 2 days apart from my 19th bday on may 28th hehehe.. i can be outgoing, a bitch, rude, uptight, i have a major trust issues when it comes to people or anyone... i hate dramas, liars, perverts, pimps, sluts, whore, etcs... i do like to party but i have to control my drinking lol... whoever got myspace, and who wants to add me, then you need to ask me for it then i will find you... any more questions for me, ask away..

All Gave Some, Some Gave All
ETERNAL REST GRANT THEM O LORD, AND LET PERPETUAL LIGHT SHINE UPON THEM. I knew a man, called him Sandy Kane Few folks even knew his name But a hero, yes was he Left a boy, came back a man Still many just don't understand About the reasons we are free. I can't forget the look in his eyes Or the tears he cries As he said these words to me. All gave some, some gave all And some stood through for the red, white and blue Some had to fall And if you ever think of me Think of all your liberties and recall Some gave all. Now Sandy Kane is no longer here But his words are oh so clear As they echo through out our land For all his friends who gave us all Who stood the ground and took the fall To help their fellow man. Love your country and live with pride And don't forget those who died. America can't you see. All gave some and some gave all Some stood through for the red, white and blue And some had to fall And if you ever think of me Think of all your liberties and recall Some g

Exiled's Thoughts And Stuff
This is something we should all read at least once a week, Written By Regina Brett, 90 years old, of The Plain Dealer, Cleveland, Ohio. "To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me. It is the most-requested column I've ever written. My odometer rolled over to 90 in August, so here is the column once more: 1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good. 2. When in doubt, just take the next small step. 3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. 4 Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch. 5. Pay off your credit cards every month. 6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree. 7. Cry with someone.. It's more healing than crying alone. 8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it. 9. Save for retirement starting with your first pay check. 10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile. 11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present. 12. It's

New Friend Please Add Her And Love Her!!!
PrettyBlueEyes90 PLEASE ADD HER AS A FRIEND... SHES NEW TO FUBAR AND IS A VERY GOOD FRIEND OF MINE.. LOVE HER AND TREAT HER LIKE YA DO ME!! THANKS ALL!!! LOVE YA!!! SWTFLGAL @ fubar

The Love Letter
to whom it may concern, I seen you from the shadows of my mind but you would never get close enough fo rme to see your face. I watched you coutionly as you sat there watching me not knowing what or when you would say something. Scared of if you would leave and not come back, but never reliezing that it was fear i was scared of but of getting to close to you. As a great woman onced said " If you dont go after what you wont then how will

Plant An Acorn
It has become plain that when candidate Obama talked about change--he was talking about using the system to create permanent liberal control of the federal government. Our Constitution requires we take a population census every 10 years. "Ok -- so what?" you might ask. Well -- the future shape of Congress, state legislatures and the balance of political power between states are at stake. This is because individual election district lines will be redrawn based on the Census figures.The Census further determines changes in population and demographics across the country and has an impact on the amount of federal funds which are allotted to individual states. It determines the number of Representatives each state has in the U.S. House and therefore the make-up of the Electoral College that will determine the outcome of the 2012 Presidential election. It seems the Obama Administration has plans to rig the Census results. President Obama's old friends from ACORN, the leftist, urban "co

My Best Friend
TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT . DURING SOME POINT OF THE JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE IN THE FACE THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING, WROTE IN THE SAND , TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE .. THEY KEPT ON WALKING, UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS, WHERE THEY DECIDED TO TAKE A BATH . THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN SLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THE MIRE AND STARTED DROWNING, BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM. AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM THE NEAR DROWNING, HE WROTE ON A STONE: "TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE" THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPED AND SAVED HIS BEST FRIEND ASKED HIM, "AFTER I HURT YOU, YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW, YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?" THE FRIEND REPLIED "WHEN SOMEONE HURTS US WE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN IN SAND, WHERE WINDS OF FORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY. BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING GOOD FOR US, WE M UST ENGRAVE IT IN STONE WHERE NO WIND CAN EVER ERASE IT" LEARN TO WRITE YOUR HURTS IN THE SAND AND TO CARVE Y

The "little" Things
As you might remember, the head of a company survived 9/11 because his son started kindergarten. Another fellow was alive because it was His turn to bring donuts. One woman was late because her Alarm clock didn't go off in time. One was late because of being stuck on the NJ TurnpikeBecause of an auto accident. One of them Missed his bus.

Prayer Requests...please Take Seriously
I AM NOTICING THAT ALOT OF PEOPLE ARE IN NEED OF EITHER ENCOURAGEMENT, PRAYERS, OR JUST A SIMPLE I AM WISHING YOU AND YOURS GREAT BLESSINGS. PLEASE KEEP THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE IN YOUR PRAYERS AND THOUGHTS.... RAIDERSPHAN AND HIS MOM ARE IN NEED OF PRAYER FOR HEALTH REASONS DIBS FATHER -- HEALTH REASONS VnWARDOG -- HEALTH REASON SEABREEZE -- HER FAMILY LOST EVERYTHING IN A WILD FIRE IN TEXAS PLEASE PRAY FOR THESE HOTT LIPS MEMBERS... IF YOU WANT TO BE ADDED TO THE LIST OF PEOPLE TO PRAY FOR OR KNOW SOMEONE THAT NEEDS SOME ENCOURAGEMENT PLEASE PM ME AND I WILL ADD THEM TO THE LIST... WITH LOTS OF LOVE HOTT LIPS MANAGEMENT

Hott Lips Spring Auction
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Stuff
Heard this tonight and definitely hit a chord with me. Perfect song...especially the parts in bold...Justin Timberlake - What Goes Around Comes AroundHey girl, is he everything you wanted in a man?You know I gave you the worldYou had me in the palm of your handSo why your love went awayI just can't seem to understandThought it was me and you babeMe and you until the endBut I guess I was wrongDon't want to think about itDon't want to talk about itI'm just so sick about itCan't believe it's ending this wayJust so confused about itFeeling the blues about itI just can't do without yaTell me is this fair?Is this the way it's really going down?Is this how we say goodbye?Should've known better when you came aroundThat you were gonna make me cryIt's breaking my heart to watch you run around'Cause I know that you're living a lieThat's okay baby 'cause in time you will find...What goes around, goes around, goes aroundComes all the way back aroundWhat goes around, goes around, goes aroundComes al

Thursday Nights
so as always every thursday night i watch movies at the theatre that i work at. and last thursday was the night i had been waiting for quit some time the new Fast and Furious came out and boy was i happy. i love to watch the fast cars and the hot girls and this movie lived up to its name it was the best out of the 4 set and i cant wait to sit down and watch it again

I'm So Confused!!!
At what age should a parent talk to their kids about sex??? I have a lil girl in 3rd grade & her classmates made up a club where they are only allowed to talk about sex!!! So she comes & starts throwing me all kinds of questions.... I freaked out cause thats my BABY GURL & i wanted her to know when i did..... WTF is going on with these kids now & days?!

Letting Go
This was up on the bulletin board at a place I go for classes and meetings and support groups and I thought I would share it here with all of you. It's about learning when to let go. > To "LET GO" does not mean to stop caring. It means I can't do it for someone else.> To "LET GO" is not to cut myself off. It's the realization that I can't control another.> To "LET GO" is not to enable, but to allow learning from natural consequences.> To "LET GO" is to admit powerlessness, which means the outcome is not in my hands.> To "LET GO" is not to try to change or blame another. It's to make the most of myself.> To "LET GO" is not to care for...but to care about.> To "LET GO" is not to fix, but to be supportive.> To "LET GO" is not to judge, but to allow another to be a human being.> To "LET GO" is not to be in the middle arranging all the outcomes, but to allow others to affect their own destinies.> To "LET GO" is not to be protective. It's to permit another to face their reality.> To "LET GO

It So Hard To Say Good Bye !!!
This was up on the bulletin board at a place I go for classes and meetings and support groups and I thought I would share it here with all of you. It's about learning when to let go. > To "LET GO" does not mean to stop caring. It means I can't do it for someone else.> To "LET GO" is not to cut myself off. It's the realization that I can't control another.> To "LET GO" is not to enable, but to allow learning from natural consequences.> To "LET GO" is to admit powerlessness, which means the outcome is not in my hands.> To "LET GO" is not to try to change or blame another. It's to make the most of myself.> To "LET GO" is not to care for...but to care about.> To "LET GO" is not to fix, but to be supportive.> To "LET GO" is not to judge, but to allow another to be a human being.> To "LET GO" is not to be in the middle arranging all the outcomes, but to allow others to affect their own destinies.> To "LET GO" is not to be protective. It's to permit another to face their reality.> To "LET

Confusion
Wow where to begin, last night was completely a mind fuck. As I search for answers to my past, a old friend turns up on here. Although I can't recall much about her I do remember her name and can't forget her face. I don't recall the last time we spoke to each other or how things even ended. I do remember where she lived when we were friends. Maybe she will be able to help fill in some of the blanks in my past. Although we have both gone our seperate ways, I hope to be able to still have the friendship we once shared. Last night the dream I had about her felt so real, I'm not sure if it was something that really happened

There Are No Words
There are no words that I could say, But I can sit here and wipe your tears away. Your life will forever be broken, It is now without those little words that once we're spoken. I can feel your pain, Yet I can see your strength the same. There are no words that could heal that empty place inside, There are thoughts of you I share with pride. When you have moments of doubt, Think of your Love he could not live without. Take a look inside yourself, You'll see, You are the Mother noone else could ever be. He has earned his "Angel Wings." " I am Free," he sings. Don't think of me as gone, Think of me as "Life's Happy Song." I know that you and Daddy miss me so, I am now in heaven shinning from the stars, I will forever glow, and grow. Don't cry Mommy, I am alright. So dry those tears, Keep me in sight. I will forever be in your dreams, So please don't cry for me. I will always walk with you, Take my hand, and lead the way. I will follow you through each struggling

Deadlyvampress
Little ones are so adorable when you have them running around the place. You can't get enough of them saying mommy and daddy as they try so hard to get your attention. We love our little ones so much that we can be a bit over protective of them. Now they may be all grown up they will always be our little ones.

On Air @ Dawnstarradio
Got a new DJ in town @ Party Pad Lounge Preforming Live From DawnStarRadioStarting Sat. April 11 2009 From 8 pm to 10 pm Cst time.His stage name is DJ BAMAHis show is called Lil Bit Of Country Come one come all if your not a member you can feel free to join or you can just enjoy the tunes. Thanks AKA DJ BAMAWillie

Great Guys Finish Last
I don't know about most of ya, but i always hear "your a great guy and i rather have you as a friend". I hear it every time i try to get with a girl, they say it without giving me a chance mijority of the time or they would just come out and say that they just f**ked two of my freinds then luagh... I know im a great guy but dont use that against me, hell! i might be from missouri but i aint dumb.

Com Bid On Me
=== '♊aGEM4life♊ [SinnersFamily-SargesBadGirls] Proudly Owned By Willie' wrote the following at '2009-04-10 04:29:18'..>> > > > > > Wanna Play?> > > Looking for a playmate? Or perhaps a FU Slave? Check out these hotties and place your bid! Don't wait too long though - this auction ends April 18th.> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Don't for get to R/F/A the hostess of the auction while you're there.> >

Tomclancy Rockz!
I casually stumbled upon a bushel of overflowing ubundence, only to find rotton moldy cores of frosted and weathered nectarines, bitter from a hard winter of solitude and BRUTAL oppression. Tomclancy rocks because he walks with a hand of righteousness down his pants and keeps his hat down out of respect for the ugliness of his forehead. On a quest, a quest for a pony, and my dreams have been stolen. A man smelling of cheap crappy single malt scotch and stale hooker crawl and newport lights. A man with little or no tolerance for alcohol, an insatiatble boner for life, and a pony-shaped hole in his heart. Seriously, he's bleeding internally. The fucking rubicks cube is not gonna plug that shit up. Nurse, stat, CCs, gloves, prep, and various other medical terminology.

Train Of Life
'The Train of Life' Some folks ride the train of life Looking out the rear, Watching miles of life roll by, And marking every year. They sit in sad remembrance, Of wasted days gone by, And curse their life for what it was, And hang their head and cry. But I don't concern myself with that, I took a different vent, I look forward to what life holds, And not what has been spent. So strap me to the engine, As securely as I can be, I want to be out on the front, To see what I can see. I want to feel the winds of change, Blowing in my face, I want to see what life unfolds, As I move from place to place. I want to see what's coming up, Not looking at the past, Life's too short for yesterdays, It moves along too fast. So if the ride gets bumpy, While you are looking back, Go up front, and you may find, Your life has jumped the track. It's all right to remember, That's part of history, But up front's where it's happening, There's so much mystery. The enjoyment of living, Is not where we have be

The Hardest Riddle
I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle? 97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the correct answer?

Tagged
ok so i got tagged by 2 fuckers that think their the shit... ok so your supposed to write 10 things randomnly..anyways.. things.. weird things about or facts about yourself.. pretty much shit that u dont like or cant stand or on the other hand... things that u absolutely love.. here goes...

A Poem I Found
You I love the wayy you look at me The way you hold me in your arms. Your crooked smile and beautiful face, lets me know your never to far. So tonight when I close my eyes, I'll be dreaming of you. Wrapping each memory of you sercurly around my heart. Hold me close and don't ever back out. Forever and ever babe has never had such a meaning until I found a place in your heart. I love you more than words can express, I need you like a heart needs a beat. Without you my life would never be the same. So remember this when your lips touch mine that you will have me for the end of time.

Vip
VIP (my birthday is coming) I normally don't ask for things without willing to work or pay fu bucks for.It's just I have pictures that i'd like to add and i can't. I would and will be willing to work the vip off, just let me know how. Below is an example, If i could buy it myself I wouldn't ask.Whoever gets me a VIP for my birthday gets:added to my family for as long as they wantrated the first 100 11's orall their pictures rated 11's for a month or until i run out of picswill get pimped out in a bullentin 1 x a day for a monthwill get a space in my blog for a monthif you think of anything else SB me and let me know

Thinking
i sit here and stare out the window and wish it would rain.my heart is over seas and my mind is lost.i waited all my life to find you,and hold you.you came into my life so quickly my heart had no time to react.so i went with what my heart said.now i look out this window and wait for you to come home. the candle is lit and by the window waiting just for you.there is pain worse then heartache.

Eye Color
Bulletin: People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They always fall in love with anything that has two legs, a pulse.They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you.. If you dont repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some weird guy you've never seen before within the next 2 days. ___________________________________________________________Blue Eyes People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome, very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They love to party.They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS((aka wolves)) when they need to be.They are bad to the bone. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss som

Alley Katz (ak's)
Ok so you wonna be an alley kat? no Shut up you do!!! ok well these are thing you have to agree to and know about the Alley Katz! Ok so first off the leader!!! is well Mad Hatter woot go me go me, the "Capts" is ummm..... ummm.... **points at a random guy** HIM! I'm not even part of the Alley Katz!! Shut up bitch you are now!!! Now back to regular biz..... umm umm umm oh yeah what you have to do to get in!!! **evil laughs** ok 1) You have to give us 100 dollars yep Real Dollars (of course in todays sociaty that can be waved just ask for the waver from a memeber should get it) 2) You have to give us ever moment of your waking time!!!! every single min till the day you die (less of course you have like kids and a job and a real life then thats cool too i guess) 3) You must report to that guy that I just made a Capt, every 35 seconds of your waking day!! (less of course you have better things to do then its cool i still dont even know who that guy is!?) 4) You must be a memeber of The

Animal Food
Animal Rescue Please tell ten friends to tell ten today! The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily to meet their quota of getting free food donated every day to abused and neglected animals..It takes less than a minute (How about 20 seconds) to go to their site and click on the purple box 'fund food for animals' for free. This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising. Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you know. http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com Click HERE for website! http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/clickToGive/home.faces?siteId=3

Accountant Tattoo
Harry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in thehell have you been?"Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got ahundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly."What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head indisdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar billTattooed on his privates?""Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.Three, I like how money feels in my hand.And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right hereat home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!"

Redneck Love Poem
SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE,SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE.SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL,SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW,BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER.SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOEAND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL.BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,HE SAID, 'THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.'YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YO' MOTHER.BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER.BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD,JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY.MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE;YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY.

Love Who You Love..... A Song That Says Alot
By Rascal Flatts..... I should have stolen every momentNow there's a page with not enough on itWhere we belongI guess I'll never understand itWhy do we take it all for grantedUntil it's goneCause then it's goneLove who you loveWith all that you haveAnd don't waste the time that flies so fastLove who you loveAnd say that you doHold on as tight as they'll let youLove who you loveGive all ya' got like its your last dayyour heart and soul before its too lateAnd pull 'em inSo close enough that they can feel itWith every single breath that you're breathin'Breathe it in again and againLove who you loveWith all that you haveAnd don't waste the time that flies so fastLove who you love And say that you doHold on as tight as they'll let youHold on, Hold onLove who you loveSay that you doyeah yeah yeahLove who you loveWith all that you haveAnd don't waste the time that flies so fastLove who you loveAnd say that you doHold on as tight as they'll let youLove who you loveyeah yeahHold on, keep on ho

Helping Hand
Taken the first 5 people that message me. I will go threw your photos and rate them all. Bored and sitting in Iraq and willing to help someone 3-4 hours every night. Give me a holler. Not asking anything in return. Catch yall later.

Lack Of Intelligence
I have come to find that some people have either lack of intellingence or lack of respect for others on here. I am sure I am not the only one that sees this. I believe that what someone comments to another is either acceptable to the person being commented or is left there to show the commenters lack of intellingence and respect for others. I am someone that would leave those comments up for everyone to see. I feel as if people should get a sense of others from what they type in as a comment. Copy and pasting a comment is different. What someone takes the time to write someone tells you a lot about that person. I am sure I am not the only that has ever noticed this before on someones page.So,is it lack of intelligence or just the fact they are online and have no cares to what others think of them...Maybe so.

Wiccan Sabbats
There are eight Wiccan holidays, and they are collectively called Sabbats. "Sabbat" comes from the French word, "s'ebattre", which means to rejoice, frolic, and revel. That is exactly what these days are for, the joyous celebration of life and nature. Sabbats, are determined by nature, not arbitrarily determined by people. Remember, Washington's and Lincoln's birthdays were combined, and then moved to Monday to boot, you can't get much more arbitrary. The eight sabbats are determined by the Earth and Sun, and the natural energy created by their relationships to each other. This makes them entirely natural holidays, where the natural energies are at high or low points. These were also important dates to our ancestors, who used them to help determine when to plant, and harvest.So what are these sabbats?Once a year, we have a night that is the longest night of the year, accompanied by the shortest day. We call this day the "Winter Solstice". On the exact opposite point on the wheel of

Road Trip Of U.s. States
SO YOU WANNA COME ON A RAOD TRIP EH? I'm planning to tour the U.S. this summer and i'm looking for a travelling companion. Im planning a six month trip, but ur welcome to come for as much or little of it as you want. Planning to tour the southern states especially;grand canyon and yellowstone....basically, as much as is possible. If you like adventure and wanna share in the trip of a lifetime, then come along, (i'll provide the car and the gas all you need to do is bring a sleeping bag and your hare of motel or camp site fees!) look forward to meeting you, Andy (aka The Rascal**************

A Soldiers X-mas
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light,I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight.My wife was asleep, her head on my chest,My daughter beside me, angelic in rest.Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white,Transforming the yard to a winter delight.The sparkling lights in the tree I believe,Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve.My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep,Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep.In perfect contentment, or so it would seem,So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream.The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near,But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear.Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then thesure sound of footsteps outside in the snow.My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear,And I crept to the door just to see who was near.Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night,A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old,Perhaps a Marine, huddled here in the cold.Alone in the d

Things???
things right now are going ok an all...but threre is this one person that is tryen to fuck my life up an he is not going to cuz i know wht the word no means ...you dont make ppl do wht you want them to cuz they say the word NO get use to no one wants you SAND NIGGER,,,,

Feelings
Well, Friday night was definitely interesting! We went to go see my favorite local band, Plan B, that I hadn't seen since late last year. Well, some old friends of ours came into the bar, which was a bit uncomfortable for me, as I hadn't seen either Michelle or Ann in quite a while. Being bi, I've been intimate with both of them, and Ann was my first girlfriend...the first woman I was ever in love with. She seemed very surprised to see me. She ended up dancing with me several times all night, we got down & dirty on the dance floor, and she & I talked while dancing. She told me how much she had missed me, that she couldn't go on with things the way they were, and she would like us to end our separation. Later, she said that she really wanted to have sex with me. I told her that I'm not a shy bi anymore, and that I have changed a lot since she knew me last. At the end of the night, right before the band finished their gig, she said to everyone at our table, "She is so beautiful! So gorge

Written To Obama By A Us Marine.
Here is a letter I found who was written to Obama by a US Marine... It is a must read LOL. I'm sorry. These are legitimate questions and concerns. Granted they are addressed in a sarcastic and smart ass way in this letter, but still legitimate... Dear President Obama, Congratulations on the Presidency. Please don't treat it like a Prom Queen elected and then we never hear about thing’s getting done. Yes, I know our country is a little down right now. Lots of people blame it on Bush, but funny as it seems Congress is really a majority of Jackasses. (I'm sorry Democrats) Anyway, I just wanted to ask you a few questions before you get to work on building this fabulous country you have in mind. First off, I know you plan to move our troops out of Iraq and relocate them to Al Qaeda and Afghanistan. You say we are spending to much money in Iraq, but wont we be spending just as much in Al Qaeda and Afghanistan? I know your not from a military background, family or serving our co

The Poopie List
The Poopie List Ghost Poopie The kind where you feel the Poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet. Clean Poopie The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. Wet Poopie The kind where you wipe your butt fifty times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't runie them with a stain. Second Wave Poopie The kind that happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize you have to poopie some more. Turtle Poopie The kind of poopie that pops out a little and goes back in a few times before it finallly comes out Pop-a-Vein-in-your-Forehead-Poopie The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. Lincoln Log Poopie The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the plunger. Gas-sy Poopie

Are You Proud?
This e-mail I stumbled across caught my eye mainly because I have been called a few of these things for no reason. Especially when the person's calling me them were to ignorant to know or ask that I am not from the race of invading armies, nor am I a descendant of the English or British Heritage. I am also not a descendant of a slave owner. I am Irish, who have been appressed for over a thousand years and still are currently! Either way I am proud to be who I am which is Irish also "White" Are you proud? :) "Proud To Be White" Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You call me “White boy,” “Cracker,” “Honkey,” “Whitey,” “Caveman”. And that’s OK. But when I call you, Nigger, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, o

Without You
Without you, the ground thaws, the rain falls, the grass grows. Without you, the seeds root, the flowers bloom, the children play. The stars gleam, the poets dream, the eagles fly, without you. The earth turns, the sun burns, but I die, without you. Without you, the breeze warms, the girl smiles, the cloud moves. Without you, the tides change, the boys run, the oceans crash. The crowds roar, the days soar, the babies cry, without you. The moon glows, the river flows, but I die, without you. The world revives Colors renew But I know blue, only blue, lonely blue, within me blue. Without you. Without you, the hand gropes, the ear hears, the pulse beats. Without you, the eyes gaze, the legs walk, the lungs breathe. The mind churns! The mind churns! The heart yearns! The heart yearns! The tears dry, without you. Life goes on, but I�m gone. Cause I die, without you. Without you.

My First Contest! Rate Me Please!
Come help me with my first contest! Rate my picture, comment (often!) and rate the host (Domonic) profile too! 5 credit bling given to the most creative comment at the end of the contest by Domonic too! Thanks! http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=2373265&albumid=1615626&i=3340937731

Teary Eyes
I laid in bed tonight and cried Tears of loneliness With heartbreak filled my eyes In a world full of people I've isolated myself somehow Maybe because I'm afraid Of being hurt once again Hiding my feelings Is what I do best Never shall I be the first To confess Running away Is how I survive Rather easy to do in my life Anytime I begin to love I get beat on once again Another tactic I suppose To prevent me from gaining control I laid in bed and cried tonight Tears of loneliness with heartbreak Have become my life

Level 10+ No Salute?
I have noticed a lot of profiles lately that are higher than level 10 yet the profile has no salute. I created this blog to make a list of the Non Salute profiles that ar higher than level 10 in hopes to make comparisons and see if these are in fact real people or fakes and if they are real get an idea of how and why these users are special compared to everyone else on here. According to the Fubar Bible in Fubar's exact words. "Submitting a salute is a level-up requirement. If you do not wish to submit a salute, that is OK, but your level will freeze at level 10." I start out with one that came to me as a secret admirer today. Level 11 -

Never
"Never " YES NEVER GIVE UP CAUSE WHEN YOU GIVE UP THIN YOUR REALLY JUST FEALINGYOUR SELF ,YOUR ONE BEAN SO YOU GOT TO KEEP DREAMING CAUSE WHEN YOUSTOP THIN WILL YOU STOP LOVING CARING RESPECT ANY THING ANY ONE AN YOURSELF WILL DIE ALONE SO WHAT I AM SAYING IS TO KEEP THAT HEAD ALWAYS UPHIGHT AN ALWAYS KEEP DREAMING .YEA PEOPLE CAN MAKE YOU FEELLOVED AN ALL THAT BUT ALWAYS YOU HAVE TO BA CAREFUL CAUSE THAT LOVE CANBE FAKE ,SO NO MATTER WHAT YOU ALWAYS GOT TO KEEP THAT HEAD UP TO THESKY STAY STRONG KEEP PRAY TO THE STARES CAUSE THERE IS SOME ONE ALWAYSLISEN TO WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY GOD AN ALL THAT BUT ALWAYS YOU ONLY LIVEONCE ...NOBODY IS GOING TO GIVE YOU A SECOND CHANCE ....DREAMING ISLIVING STOP DREAMING YOU STOP LIVING TIME DON'T GO BAKE ...BE WISE MAKETHE RIGHT DECISIONS....TO ALL THE ONES OUT THERE WITH WITH A DREAM... By:OUTLAW Kadav

Auction
Ok...I'm gonna try this again! I'm in my first ever auction!!! YAY! So go check it out and rate my pic and place a bid on me if you want!! xoxoxo Ginger :) (just click the link, cus the button thing doesn't want to work for me for some reason!!!)

Cabo Wabo Mas Tequila Cookie Recipe
1 tsp of water1 tsp baking soda1 cup of sugar1 tsp salt1 cup of brown sugar1 tsp lemon juice4 large eggs1 cup nuts2 cups of dried fruit1 bottle CABO WABO Tequila1 Sammy Hagar c.d.Grab your favorite Sammy Hagar c.d. and CRANK THAT FUCKER UUUUP!!!Sample the CABO to check quality.Take a large bowl, check the CABO again, to be sure it is of thehighest quality, pour one level cup and drink.Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffybowl.Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to makesure the CABO is still OK, try another cup ... just in case.Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuckin the cup of dried fruit, Pick the fucking fruit up offa the floor...Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers justpry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the CABO to check fortonsisticity.Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Checkthe CABO WABO. Now shift the lemon juice and strain

Dopey And The Pope
Dopey and the other six dwarves went on a trip to the Vatican to meet the Pope. When the Pope arrives to greet them, Dopey sidles upto him and says "Excuse me, your holyness. Do you know if there are any dwarf nuns in Rome?"The pope ponders this and then replys "You know what Dopey, I don't believe there are."Dopey looks at him and shuffles from foot to foot uncomfortably. "Well, do you know if there are any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"The Pope again thinks for a while, but still says "No Dopey, I dont think there are."Dopey starts to look uneasy so he asks in desperation "Are there any dwarf nuns in the whole of the world?"The pope looks him in the eye and replys "No Dopey there isn't! Why are you so consurned with this issue?"Shamefaced Dopey points to the other dwaves that are huddled in the corner, laughing and chanting "Dopey shagged a penguin!"

Mental Hospital Phone Menu
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental HospitalPlease select from the following options menu:If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If you are codependant, please ask someone to press 2 for you.If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay ontheline so we can trace your call.If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.If you have low self-esteem, please hang

The Sh*t List
1. GHOST SHIT. You know you've shitted.There's shit on the toilet paper, but nonein the toilet.2. TEFLON-COATED SHIT. Comes out so slick, clean and easy that youdon't even feel it. No trace of shit on thepaper. You have to look in the toilet to makesure you did something.3. GOOEY-SHIT. This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipeyour arse 12 times and it's still not clean.You end up putting toilet paper in your jocksso that you don't stain them. This kind of shitleaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.4. SECOND THOUGHT SHIT. You're all done wiping, and you're about tostand up when you realise....you've got more.5. POP A VEIN IN YOUR The kind of shit that killed Elvis. It doesn'tFOREHEAD SHIT. come out till you're all sweaty, trembling andpurple from straining so hard.6. WEIGHT WATCHERS You shit so much, you lose several kilos.SHIT.7. RIGHT NOW SHIT. You had better be within 30 seconds of a toilet.You burn rubber getting to the toilet. Usuallyit has its head out before you can get yo