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Computer Set-up
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was entering by stating each letter out loud as he typed .... P... E... N... I... S. His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: * PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH!*
This Is Crazy But I Want To See What Happens.
I know this may be lame or crazy but I want to give it a shot. I just started getting into collecting coke reward caps. Im curious who is willing to help me here. If anyone has these spare caps and are not using it can you email the codes to dal112772@hotmail.com. or just put it in my blog. I will repay you back with a gift of some sort. Thanks guys appreciate it.
Cabby & The Nun
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything, I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, lets see what we can do about that; #1 you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too." "Okay," the nun says, "pull into the next alley." He does and she fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they got back on the road the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?" "Forgive me Sister,
Horoscopes
If someone asked you, you couldn't tell them why you did what you just did -- except that it felt like the right thing to do at the time. Hmm. This is a different mode of behavior for you, but not necessarily a bad one! WOW EXTREMELY FITTING....
Who Is Jack Schitt?
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produ
Bubba Died In A Fire
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes." "What? He had two assholes?!" said the mortician. "Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two assholes'
Beer
I haven't brewed anything since early last month but I am reaping the rewards of that batch. It's a nice, spicy rye pale ale, quite unlike anything I've had commercially. There aren't many rye beers produced in Vermont or across the country. This one definitely works. On another note, found a brewing school near me. While I can't afford it now, I am going to look into participating in it sometime in the future. Will keep updated when I make a new beer.
I Miss You
I Miss You It's been hours since I last waved at you, days since we last talked, weeks since we last joked I miss the glow in your eyes, the joy in your smile, the closeness and comfort I feel whenever I'm with you You are the distraction from the harsh reality, yet the remedy for my sorrows In other words, I really miss being with you and not just that.. I miss the person who gives me this cheer, and that person is YOU
Sexual Positions
Because I am bored I went looking for information about sexual positions and found one I had not heard of - The Sprinkler. So I thought I would share what Cosmo has posted: Save this position for a day (or night) when you two have the backyard to yourselves. Stand beside a soft-spraying sprinkler and bend over so the water hits your genitals. If you can't reach your hands to the ground, place them on your thighs or calves for support. Your partner should stand behind you and put his hands around your waist as he enters you. WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT: The sprinkler provides the same kind of clitoral stimulation as a handheld nozzle. And the aroma of wet grass boosts your sense of smell, making this a supersensory experience.
How To Make A Woman Happy
How To Make A Woman Happy... It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. Passionate 44. Compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich
Life
I have decided that I am going to try my best to be like I was when I was 17. Im not going to care about what guys think about me or care about guys in general. Life is easier when there arent any guys in it to fuck things up :P. I need to be able to prove to myself that I can live happily without a male companion. I have been in relationships since I was 18 with less than a month in between each one. This is the first time since I was 17 that I have been single for longer than a month. As I told Jen, I must figure out my life before I can let anyone else into it. So that is all for my first post. Good day and Good night!
Shay Smiles
Satisfy... Iím on a hunt today, I donít know what Iíll find I look for better pay or a better way To ease my mind. There are things that I will do and There are things that I will not do To satisfy my erg to live and enjoy this life Hard times have fallen and There are things that have to be done Nothing is ever won In this game I call life Full of pain and full of strife But maybe, just might This time is right To take care of the things that need taken care of. I work so hard and show so much love I know that the Lord above has a plan for me To help me get on my feet But that plan can be so blinding to me So tiring you see..? Why should I work so hard For nothing in return Though it seems My feet and my mind burn From watching these streets Trying so hard to strive to satisfy My erg to live and enjoy this life.
Ghostbusters
did anybody like the ghostbusters movies and cartoons back in the 80s well there coming back nextsummer in ghostbusters three i can't wait ethier i grew up with them i had the toys to i have the ecto 1 modal anyway buy nextjuly they should shoe a preview of the movie who you gonna call
Ummmmm Yea
sooo im really bored and lonely so yall need to talk to me and cheer me up!!!!!! :} i think this drink is gonna help some lol so you all wont have to work to hard!!! lol
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The Government Knows Best?
A cocky Department of Agriculture agent stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer, saying, ďI need to inspect your farm.Ē The old farmer said, ďOkay, but donít go in that field,Ē motioning to a pasture off to the west. The DOA agent said, ďI have the authority of the United States Government with me. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on agricultural land.Ē So, the old farmer went about his farm chores. Later, he heard loud screams. Then he saw the DOA agent running for the fence in the west pasture. Close behind him was the farmerís prize bull and the bull was madder than a nest of hornets at the intruder, gaining on the agent at every bound. The DOA agent screaming for help! The old farmer yelled back, ďShow him your card!! Show him your card!!Ē
Motherfuckin Bullshit
now since january i have had a digital camera stolen... cash from my bedroom and now my wedding rings stolen. sure i didn't wear the rings but damn.. and, while i was packing i found out that i had some foreign cigarettes stolen... if you know me, they were the cigs i bought in germany and had sitting ona shelf in my living room. the thieves ripped out the bottom of the pack and put the packs back to look like they werent touched. its crap/ yea they were just smokes but damn... i traveled to germany to have them. i mean whats the point in doing it? i'm the kinda girl who would give you the shirt off my back if i could and yet people still take from me. i guess imma stop being polite now. why should i? i'm sorry i have nice things and people are jealous. like i said... all you had to do was ask. i'm not accusing anyone... cuz well frankly i have no proof who took the stuff. guess thats part of why i left town. *shrug* it's just stupid tho... all i have to say to who took the smokes i b
I Am This Girl
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy, but because I want to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says, "Okay, but you owe me..." jokingly. Not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you and I care... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you.. I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss.. I'm the girl who you can talk to about anything.. I'm the girl
Happy Birthday
AS I SIT HERE THINKING ABOUT YOU AND YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY ALL I CAN DO IS CRY ! I MISS YOU SO BADLY ! I SO WANT TO PICK UP THE PHONE AND CALL YOU AND LAUGH AT YOU AND TELL YOU HAHAHAHA YOUR NOW AS OLD AS ME AGAIN !! I WANT TO SHARE BIRTHDAY CAKE WITH YOU , I WANNA BUY YOU LOTS OF PRESENTS ! BUT ALL I CAN GIVE YOU IS SOME SILK FLOWERS IN A vACE AND PLACE ON YOUR LONELY LIL GRAVE SITE ! WHYYYYYYYYY DID GOD TAKE YOU FROM US ? WHY DID YOU HAFTA LEAVE US SO SOON ? YOU ARE SO YOUNG !! POOR MOMMY HAS MADE HERSELF ABSOLUTELY SICK MISSING YOU SO BAD ! WE WENT TODAY AND BOUGHT YOU SO BEAUTIFUL THINGS FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY... WE BOUGHT WREATHS, AND SILK FLOWERS, AND A CONCRETE ANGEL , AND A BIRTHDAY BALLOON ! THATS ALL WE CAN GIVE YOU NOW ! GOD I MISS YOU SO MUCH ! I LOVE YOU LIL BROTHER.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY !
Cherish (an Oldie)
Cherish is the word I use to describe All the feeling that I have hiding here for you inside You don't know how many times I wish that I had told you You don't know how many times I've wished that I could hold you You don't know how many times I've wished that I could mold you into someone Who could cherish me as much As I cherish you Perish is the word that more than applies To the hope in my heart each time I realize That I am not gonna be the one To share your dreams That I am not gonna be the one To share your schemes That I am not gonna be the one To share what seems to be the life that you could cherish As much as I do yours Oh, I'm beginning to think That man has never found The words that could make you want me That have the right amount of letters Just the right sound That could make you hear, make you see That you are driving me out of my mind Oh, I could say I need you But then you'd realize That I want you Just like a thousand other g
My Neice Is Missing
My neice has been missing for 3 weeks from the Houston Texas area. If you see her please send me a message. Thank you SHE HAS BEEN FOUND! SHE IS SAFE!
Chinese Proverbs
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired . Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok . Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in bas
Love Me?
every get that thought about how can someone say 'i love you'? well im wondering that right now. i was recently bitten by a brown recluse. i told the man that claims he loves me thru a instant msg a few days ago when it happened (thats the only means bc he's in iraq) and i can understand him not saying anything about it or getting back with me bc he's been busy. well tonight while talking to him and agrueing about somethin else i mention it again. saying you know i expected to you show some concern about me telling you that i got bitten by a brown recluse but no nothing. and he's like sorry ive been treating gsw. ok i understand that, and i let it go. just waiting to see if it crosses his mind to ask about it, i wait and wait and wait, nope still nothing. so as im getting off to go take a shower im like oh btw i mentioned it again and you still show no concern so nvm forget about it. still he says nothing which this time is fine means he's listening, good for him. but i cant help but w
Boredom
sucks when ya bored.......
Always On That Dollar Chase
gotta get 2 da money,aint no other way about it.Chasing a wastin it like only i can.Always taking nore & more, tryin 2 set up that next big score.All 4 my sons, just so they can have a better life.
Im Sorry
I'm sorry.. if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs. I'm sorry.. if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl". I'm sorry.. if I'm not tan enough for you. I'm sorry.. if I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you. I'm sorry.. If i don't have a dream body that turns you on. I'm sorry.. if im too short for you. I'm sorry.. if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me I'm sorry.. if my hair is not long enough. I'm sorry.. if im not the "hottest" girl you have ever seen. But most of all... I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.
How Can I Understand?
When I speak with my friends @ work who are supposed to be very very very close friends, and they are in a bad mood, they want me to cheer them up, but how can I Cheer them up and make them happy when they wont tell meats wrong? Try to make ya think a little bit.
Love
As I look into your eyes I can see what makes me love you. Your soul, your smile, the way you look at me and the very essence of what makes you you. You are the one that makes me whole, the one that makes me know I am alive. Without you nothing makes sense, without you the world is cold and unfriendly. Your caress is angelic, your love is enlightning, my heart is yours forever. Ef
Baby Jesus
This Article is officially bolted to the floor ď This guy has the best supply of kittens for huffing. Ē ~ Oscar Wilde on Baby Jesus "Repent, niggas!" -Baby Jesus. After centuries of scaring young Christians away from the Church, a new religious marketing campaign in the mid-80s swept the nation in the form of Baby Jesus dolls. Young children were often scared of seeing Jesus on the cross, so the Church released a new icon for children, an adorable baby saviour. Baby Jesus's original design, which only appealed to certain fringe groups The baby Jesus dolls had a string in their back that, when pulled, made the baby jesus doll voice wholesome and inspiring advise such as; "Stay in School", "Winners Don't do Drugs", "Vote Republican", "Losers don't do drugs either" and "Remember, when making spice-cake, mix the ingredients thoroughly. Lumps in the batter will seriously fuck you up". The Baby Jesus Dolls are not be confused with Jesus Baby-Dolls, a religious
Newie
hi all, im caroline im from adelaide australia. im a newie here at cherry tap and i like the site so far, pretty unique site. so if u see my profile just send me a msg/rate me and ill do the same. hope to talk to you all soon. cheers
Funny Stuff
There are many signs you need to watch out for that could mean you are yet another surf junkie addicted to the internet... You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com You turn off your modem and get this empty feeling, like you just pulled the pin on a loved one. You start introducing yourself as "Jon at AOL dot com" Your wife drapes a blonde wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like. All of your friends have an @ in their names. You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem. Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box. You laugh at people with 14,400 baud modems. You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading. You tell the cab driver you live at http://69.luck.street/house/bluetrim.html Your spouse makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed." You ask a plumber how much it would cost to r

Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments. Five Minutes - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. Nothing - This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine". Go Ahead - (With Raised Eyebrows!) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine". Go Ahead - (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "Do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed
Seven Wonders Of The World
The Seven Wonders of the World! A teacher assigned the class to list the "Seven Wonders of the World." Though there were some disagreements, the following received the most votes: 1. Egypt's Great Pyramids 2. Taj Mahal 3. Grand Canyon 4. Panama Canal 5. Empire State Building 6. St. Peter's Basilica 7. China's Great Wall While gathering the votes, the teacher noted that one student had not finished her paper yet. So she asked the girl if she was having trouble with her list. The girl replied, "Yes, a little. I couldn't quite make up my mind because there were so many." The teacher said, "Well, tell us what you have, and maybe we can help." The girl hesitated, then read, "Actually, what the 'Seven Wonders of the World' really are is... 1. To See 2. To Hear 3. To Touch 4. To Taste 5. To Feel 6. To Laugh 7. And to Love! The room was so quiet you could have heard a pin drop! The t
Angry Rants
Bitches who dont know how to do their job. When you get married, its your job to COOK, CLEAN and Keep your man happy. Is that so damn hard to do? Thats how it always has been, thats how it always should be. Stop sucking so bad, or dont be married. For fuck sakes. Jesus. Womens rights, that's what all you lazy bitches are gonna try to whine about. No, we all see through the fact that you are too damn lazy OR too damn retarted to do your job, so don't kid yourself. Seriously. Womens rights are great. I benefit from them every day and I appreciate them very much. BUT, when I get married I will understand the unwritten rules of being a wife and Cook, Clean and make my husband happy. End of story. Perhaps I was just raised better, I dont know, but get a clue and stop being such a dumb lazy asshole. Why do you think men cheat? THEY AREN'T HAPPY. Fix it. Yes, divorces have happened for a long time blah blah, whatever. None the less, they weren't as common before the 70s. Ya know
Hi All!
Im new to this site. As for AFF and My Space I am little shy. Here well I think I am going to be a little bit more open. I am looking for a very rich guy. Why you ask, I am tried of not having any food, worry about bills. I would love to date a Dr, or Vet... or a lawyer... I am not a book reader, but Just love to get to know someone that is want I would love to be. I dont really know me for I dont know the other half.. I know my mother... but dont know my real father... some guy married my mom just to give a last name... I feel so gulity for being here. My mom would say You are worth being here "B" that "W' that. Here she is F my boy friends. Making me to go on her older much older men. I am not scard to be able to go on, but I would like to buy the things I need and want. Which I am sure will never happen. Anyway Have a great day...
Something Only A Man Would Do
Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were suppose to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two
A Dream
I am lost I am alone I hurt you You hurt me too I loved you You loved me too I hated you You hated me too I needed you You needed me too I held you tight You held me tight too I kissed you softly You kissed me too I'm so sad now I awoke to find it was just a dream
Maybe When
Maybe when you're done fighting for what you think is number one Maybe when you think it through Maybe when you find she's just not the one Maybe if I'm not with someone new I might take a second look at you Maybe if we're through you might see what you've done Maybe if I were you I'd start fighting for the truth Maybe she's thaught it through and you're just not the one Maybe when she's done with you I might be having fun Maybe when my dream comes true I might just find that you're just not the one Maybe when it said and done you might be having fun Maybe when that day comes I won't be here for you Maybe when I love again it might be with someone new Maybe when I breathe again it's because of someone new Maybe when I feel again I might just feel for someone new Maybe when you find what you're looking it might too late to knock at my door
Nico 4
Janis Joplin is (maybe the only) hero in Brians story. She stood against the person that had killed him. It was a fight between ladies. Is there another side of Brians tombstone? Nico recorded Janitor Of Lunacy the month after Brian died. Tolerate my jealousy Recognize the desperate need Nico and Thin Man means Nico-thin. Dylan had no way to continue the relationship with Nico. She was left first on Brians doorstep in early 65 and next outside Warhols house. Ballad Of A Thin Man is really a very sick song. But seen as a creation by Nico it makes a little more sense. It connects her to both Dylan and Brian. It also shows why Janis Joplin would have to go under in the whirlwind that was the killing of Brian. Dylan would have no interest in her. The thin man had other worries.
Jokes
What's the difference between snot and cauliflower? Kids will eat snot. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%5 A man goes to his doctor for an annual check up. The doctor says "I'll need you to come back tomorrow with a urine sample, a poo sample and a sperm sample". The man replies "Right so doctor, I'll bring'em by tomorrow" When he gets home his wife askes "Well what did he say ?" The man replies "He needs me to bring in a pair of your underwear." %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into the car. The only thing he said was, "F.F." His wife turned to him and answered, "E.F." Out on the highway, he said, "F.F." She responded simply, "E.F." He repeated, "F.F." She again replied, "E.F." "Mom! Dad!" their son yelled. "What's going on?" Bad Bernie answered, "Your mother wants to eat fir
Army Wives
The average age of the military wife/girlfriend is 20 years old. She isn't old enough to buy a beer, but is old enough to manage a whole household on her own and maybe she has a kid or two. She probably never saw herself loving a man who was in the military, but she loves him regardless. Her penmanship has improved over the last few months, due to the excessive letter writing she has been doing. She cries a lot, because she misses the man she swore to love. Her life isn't complete without him. She looks very tired, because of her many nights without sleep, due to a late night phone call that never came or a call that came and kept her up all night, just because she heard his voice, she is too overjoyed to sleep. As a wife, she is classified as a dependent, but she is totally independent. She tends to her household, her kids, her school work, and her job, all without her husband/boyfriend. She manages to wear a smile, even though inside she's crying.
Ole And The Hooker
Ole was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows. "Twenty dollars..." she whispers. He'd never been with a hooker before, but he decides, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes. They're going "at it" for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It's a police officer. "What's going on here, people?" asks the officer. "I'm making love to my wife!," Ole answers indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know." "well," Ole says, "neither did I, til you shined that dang light in her face!!"
Telephone Problems
> > A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone > > failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions, when > > it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang. > > > > The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic > > dog or senile lady. > > > > He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the > > subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog > > moaned and the telephone began to ring. > > > > Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found: > > > > 1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain > > and collar. > > > > 2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose. > > > > 3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was > > called. > > > > 4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate. > > > > 5. The wet ground would c
Why Do I Bother?
when i joined this site i made some great friends but along the way the normal b/s and drama poped its head into the way but slowly one by one the people you thought you called friends fall away like leaves on a tree leaving only the bare bones for these people id like to say thank you for being my friend but with time i also know your gonna move on like most people do :( as for now im left wondering who realy is a friend ? or am i just someone to fill in till someone else comes along? so with this in mind i say thank you and good bye if you need me you know where to find me and i guess thats not going to happen soon now is it!!!! ROB THE ONE THATS JUST GIVEN UP
Music
i love music if there was no music i wood go crazy and kill every one it keep me on 10 and i like that i do need drugs to get me off . rock, hard rock, rap, hardcore rap takes me to the top so rock on every one.
Grrrrrr
What if I died tonight?...Name one thing you will never forget about me. This is interesting, to see the things people remember about you..maybe some things you may have forgotten about yourself.
Hay
Well I just tought that I would say thank you to everyone that has tryed to help me ( You know who you are) I thank you straight up! and I know that I will get it sooner or later Ha,Ha and all tho Im new I really love it here and for everyone else thats new here you are in the right place for sure just take your time and ask someone to help if you need it and I'm sure someone will came and help you out just Respect everyone here that Respect will come back to you ok.Well all tho its raining here I hope that everyone has a great weekend and take care Later Jeffs
About Me
Name: Erika Birthdate: 1/28/81 Birthplace: Youngstown, Oh Current Location: Campbell,Oh Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: Brown Height: 5' 4 1/2 Weight: THATS T.M.I. (Never ask a girl her weight) Piercings: Ears & Belly Button Tatoos: None Yet Boyfriend/Girlfriend: I have a boyfriend Overused Phraze: on here LOL FAVORITES Food: French Fries, Steak,Broccoli & Cheese Candy: Snickers Number: 9 Color: blue and purple Animal: dogs,cats,dolphins Drink: Iced Tea & Lemonade Alcohol Drink: Smirnoff Tripple Black, Alabama Slammer , Long Island Ice Tea Bagel: Plain with cream cheese Letter: ummmmm dont have a fav letter Body Part on Opposite sex: Eyes & Smile THIS OR THAT? Pepsi or Coke: If I had to drink one or the other It would have to be Pepsi McDonalds or BurgerKing: Mcdonalds Strawberry or Watermelon: Like Both Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice Tea Chocolate or Vanilla: Both Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate definately Kiss or Hu
List Cleaning
I would Like to know WHY people Add you... then one Never hears from them again!! My list has Dropped in numbers, for over an hour i deleted!! Im Sorry but Please Say HI If you are a friend!!
I Want This Guy!
I'm the guy who will text you every single morning and tell you good morning and every single night to tell you sweet dreams. I'm the guy who will hold you when you're crying and wipe away your tears. I'm the guy who still thinks you're beautiful with no makeup on, wearing sweats, and a big t-shirt. I'm the guy who won't pressure you to do things you don't want to. I'm the guy who will show up at your house with soup and a movie when you aren't feeling well. I'm the guy who kisses you on the forehead. I'm the guy who doesn't kiss and tell. I'm the guy who actually listens to you when you talk. I'm the guy who's excited all day because I'm looking forward to our date that night. I'm the guy who is content to just be able to hold you and wants nothing more. I'm the guy who can't help but smile when you walk into the room. I'm the guy who's perfectly content with staying in, watching movies, and cuddling. I'm the guy who won't lie to you about whe
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Helpin' Out A Brother In Need
Hey everyone, glad u stopped in. I got a friend on here that wants to move up. he is really cool. you should go by and meet The Preacher Man and show some luv to his page. Tell him I sent u and u all have a great day. I'm off to mow my yard on the first nice day without rain we have had in two months. Mr. Porge *Official Team Shocker Minister*@ CherryTAP
Family Update
Well, yesterday I aquired a new niece. She is the 18 to be born into the family. They named her Brooklin and she was, 6 lbs. 14 oz. 19 in. Her time of birth was July 6,2007 at 9:07 A.M. yesterday morning. This is so cool. Waiting for pics of my new niece and will share with ya'll when I get them.
Dum Dum
My Stalkers :)
ok so like ive been really tempted to do this for the longest time :P and theres been one chick that is either insanely obsessed with me or my ct hubby ....either way....shes annoying as fuck!!! and I'm not even talkin just a daily visit from this chick to my page but mass visits throught the day...everyday! has been goin on with this particular one for a lil over a week now :P so this lil section of my blogs i will dedicate to you...Court12699 :D Court12699@ CherryTAP i just started takin the screenshots yesterday...and boy shes been around enough for me to start this already :P hahaha keep comin back...gimmie more content..i love it :P some chicks are sooo dumb!!! And yet some more!!!! ROFLMFAO!!! GETTING SCREENSHOTS FROM OTHER FRIENDS OF MINE TOO HAHAHAHAHA and at the moment i am unable to get a scrnshot of the date and time while at my friends on their computer for some reason you can still notice the progression in my points and stuf
Help A Friend
(Click the picture above to go start bombing!) Leave as many comments as you can on this picture for me please! It is an out of this world contest, with awesome prizes...If you leave any love I will return it!!!! I will also pimp you out in my rockin' cherries blog and in a bulletin at the end! The top three entrants get prizes, and it is based on the number of comments each have at the end of the contest, which is next Friday at noon I believe... Thank you!!!! Please repost this even if you don't have time to leave comments... Thanks again everyone!
Ratings
sorry,, ok it was my first time on being bored ok....will do 10s for all from now on..dang a little honesty went too far...
Check This Out
HEAVNESSENCE'S "REAL" WOMEN HOTTIE TRAIN#2.. 100% ALL REAL WOMEN.. THESE ARE THE TRUE HOTTIES OF CT.. RATE, FAN , AND ADD Heavnessence( PLZ RATE AND FAN WILL RETURN RATE AND FAN)@ CherryTAP harleybaby69@ CherryTAP ~*~I'm the girl your mom warned you about, but your dad desires~*~@ CherryTAP ~DarKeNeD* AnGeL~@ CherryTAP MąģÓÓô ♥ CT WIFE to fatz THE EVICTOR ♥@ CherryTAP DJ Onyx illuzion of Xxxtasy@ CherryTAP SwtSxyAngel69@ CherryTAP HELLCAT@ CherryTAP IRISH SWEETHEART~~{DIRTY SOUTH CREW}~~CT WIFE TO OMALLEYSGOLD@ CherryTAP Single and Looking (FAN THEN ADD)@ CherryTAP Clautje ~Fallen Angels' craz Dutchie~TAKEN~
Eating P*ssy!!!
There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy. Pussies come in all different sizes, colors and shapes. Some are tucked inside and some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you. Some are nestled in brushes of fur and others are covered with transparent fuzz. Others are shaved clean for that deliciously soft and sensual look. Appreciate your woman's unique qualities and tell her what makes her special. Women are a good deal more verbal than men, especially during lovemaking. They also respond more to verbal love, which means, the more you talk to her, the easier it will be to give her a lasting impression and get her to BEG you for more. Hearing that you find her hot and sexy and that she smells good and tastes good while you are petting and stroking her beautiful pussy, makes her feel incredibly vulnerable to you, and can make a huge difference to her entire dynamic with you. A smart man knows how to be sincere and to a woman, this is the differenc
Im Back
sorry i've been gone for awhile but im back now and im looking forward on getting back in touch with you and i miss you all alot so stop by some time and i will try to write back. i hope you all have a great day. i will talk to every one later. got to go now. love always: Josh Batterman
Native American Legends
Native American Legends The Story Of Hungry Wolf An Assiniboin Legend A young man and his wife were up hunting in the breaks North of Little Missouri, back by Kildeer Mountains. The man camped there with his wife. He was successful as a hunter, and his wife cured the hides and fried strips of jerked meat. One night he told her to pack up everything, as the next day they would be leaving. Early the next morning he went out to get some fresh meat for the journey and returned with parts of a Rocky Mountain Sheep and its hide, which the people regard as very valuable. He found the packages on the scaffold just as he had left them, but his wife and dog were gone. Circling about the tent he found no trace, but the fourth day he found a few tracks of men. With the tracks of men were the tracks of his wife and dog heading South. He went back to the camp and pounded the meat and roasted the fattest meat and stored it away in bags to eat on the way, then he followed the trail. The fugiti
Wtf
I clicked "im bored" well cause i am ... so i was rating pplz pics an then all of a sudden it told me that i couldnt rate anymore photos ... wha is that all about ... im still bored ... r they tellin me i cannot b bored anymore ... lol...
Spank Willie
Hello Everyone: I need a favor! This is my friend Willie.. and he's been a very bad boy! He has been running around Cherry Tap spanking my best friend Linda and posting blogs asking everyone on Cherry to spank her. Now she's a very nice person and does not deserve this kind of treatment. So... what we all need to do is... Spank Willie... because today has been declared.... World Wide Spank Willie Day! Please feel free to spank him as much as you like! Here is the link go at him! Many thanks to all!!! Woohoo... Ha Ha Willie Got ya.... Muwaz......
Soldiers Promise
A friend sent me this, i liked it and like to share it. THIS IS THE SOLDIER PROMISE!!! If I ever go to war Mom, Please don't be afraid. There are some things I must do, To keep the promise that I made. I'm sure there will be some heartache, And I know that you'll cry tears, But your son is a Soldier now, Mom, There is nothing you should fear. If I ever go to war Dad, I know that you'll be strong. But you won't have to worry, Cause you taught me right from wrong. You kept me firmly on the ground, yet still taught me how to fly. Your son is a Soldier now Dad, I love you Hooah, Even if I die. If I ever go to war Bro, There are some things I want to say. You've always had my back, and I know it's my time to repay. You'll always be my daybreak, through all of life's dark clouds, Your brother is a Soldier now, Bro, I promise I'll make you proud. If I ever go to war Sis, don't you worry bout me, I always looked out for you, but I can't do that anymore, Cause I'm a
Me
So confused about the love that I hold inside my heart for someone.....Everything started about 2 and half years ago.I meet this great guy,After he and I dated for awhile,I strted to love him. He is the only person that I have every loved this much.I feel that he is the love of my life.I just dont know what to do.We have been throw so much.Things with him n I were real good for awhile,and then he cheated on me with a girl that I hate.I just dont understand,why he cheated with her,because she looks like me.And then he and i broke up,then we tryed it again and our jobs got inthe way of making thigns work.So then we broke up again,and stayed friends.We would hang out go to the movies,talk,adn try to help each other out...Then over the past couple years,we were not talking as much,but when we did and hung out it felt like its meant to be. Last year,i started to think about movin out of state,so I packed up in the middle of Oct.2006 and moved down to South Carolina,for about a year.Now im b
Hottie Train
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Homophobic Assholes!
Body: Whether you are homosexual or not, you should repost this in support of your friends and loved ones who are. Love is not defined by color, creed, or gender. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving fa
Be Proud
Remember where you came from, and be proud of it ! Pride does not equal hate... I only hate people for 'what' they do, not 'who' they are.
Floyd's Fun
Just sitting back drinking a beer
Some Damn Good Advice For The Mistakes We Make
One of the most challenging & cricital times in the course of all wellness journeys is that awful moment when you lose control & slip up. However, its not the actual slip up that ultimately determines whether you will succeed or continue to struggle. Its how you respond to the slip up that charts your course & determines your future. If you find yourself in this situation today, you have 2 choices to consider. You can allow yourself to be defeated by this & give up, as you may have done many times in the past, or you can learn, grow & become stronger from this. If this has just happened to you & you find yourself at this particular crossroad today, I suggest you choose wisely & use this incident as the starting block for a new & more determined effort. The situation that you find yourself in at this very moment is the very point where most people give up & fail. So why not make today the day you stop failing & recommit to healthy living! -
Things I Find Interesting.
The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored. You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring. You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic. Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it. In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
The Box
i feel like i am in a cage latly, and quite frankly i am ready to snap. most days every thing is fine but other days i feel as though the walls are closing in on me. i have things in life i need very badly and want to go to but i feel like i am trapped here with no way out. i am starting to feel more and more like a caged animal every day. i want to help people but i cant stop wonderintg who is going to help me.
The Darkness & The Pain
The empty feeling of being alone, When the one you love has suddenly flown, The lonliness felt deep down inside, No night has passed that I have not cried. My bestest friend he had become, But suddenly now my emotions are all numb. I was certain a message had come from above, and had given me permission to give him my love. The darkness is now starting to set in, I fear that I will never be able to love again. The pain that I've endured seems to be more than I can bare, I feel as if noone will even care. Author - Just Me... 06/04/07
One Day At A Time...
I waste away the afternoon Feeling sorry for myself Gotta thousand things I need to do But no motivation left All your letters Scattered across my bed Every I love you underlined In red lies remindin' Takin it one day at a time Having her come having her go Tryin to drink you off my mind But im fallin apart One day at a time. I called you up but no ones home Guess your out there on the town, And any other Thursday night I'd be right beside you Just pourin' 'em down. Circle of friends, Hangin out at the city bar Guess they all know now How you broke my heart Said I'm takin it hard Livin one day at a time Having her come having her go Tryin to drink you off my mind But I'm fallin apart One day at a time. Really thought that I was Gonna make you happy I'm such a fool, such a fool I let you in but I guess You didn't like what you seen Love is so cruel, love is cruel I'm dyin' one day at a time Having her co
Letting Go Takes Love
LETTING GO TAKES LOVE To let go does not mean to stop caring, it means I can't do it for someone else. To let go is not to cut myself off, it's the realization I can't control another. To let go is not to enable, but allow learning from natural consequences. To let go is to admit powerlessness, which means the outcome is not in my hands. To let go is not to try to change or blame another, it's to make the most of myself. To let go is not to care for, but to care about. To let go is not to fix, but to be supportive. To let go is not to judge, but to allow another to be a human being. To let go is not to be in the middle arranging all the outcomes, but to allow others to affect their destinies. To let go is not to be protective, it's to permit another to face reality. To let go is not to deny, but to accept. To let go is not to nag, scold or argue, but instead to search out my own shortcomings and correct them. To let go is not to adjust everything to my desir
First Dance...
The leaves are fallin down The air is cool and clear It's a seasonal change And the night we've waited for is here And we've exchanged the rings And we've taken the vows The ceremony's over baby And the honeymoon is starting now This is the first dance But it won't be the last Timeless moments like this They won't ever be a thing of the past We'll spark a candle tonight An eternal flame of romance When the honeymoon is over baby I'll still move you like the first dance I've been scared as hell Cause I've heard how the story goes You get married and you settle down And the passion withers like a rose But I refuse to lose This thing we have together And I'll keep the fire burning baby Burning both ends of forever This is the first dance But it won't be the last Timeless moments like this They won't ever be a thing of the past We'll spark a candle tonight An eternal flame of romance When the honeymoon is over baby I'll st
I Could Not Ask For More...
Lying here with you Listenin' to the rain Smilin just to see The smile upon your face These are the moments I thank god that I'm alive These are the moments I remember all my life I've found all I've waited for And I could not ask for more Looking in your eyes Seein' all I need Everything you are Is everything to me These are the moments I know heaven must exist These are the moments I know all I need is this I've found all I've waited for And I could not ask for more I could not ask for more Than this time together Could not ask for more Than this time with you And every prayer has been answered, Every dream I've had's come true I've found all I've waited for, And I could not ask for more.
Dear Friends!
Just wanted to let you all know why I won't be online much! Ok here goes. I was dating a guy from CT for 4 1/2 weeks. I found out he was a cheater and lied to me several times. I know 4 1/2 weeks is not along time. But thats 4 1/2 weeks I lost meeting other people. I lost several friends cause I was dating him. My choice to be offline more right now then online is due to in part of I found out what a true jerk he really is. I know a few guys are mad, upset or disappoined that I was dating him & I am sorry but I thought there was something there. BOY was I wrong. I still wanna be friends with those who are upset at me. I LOVE ALL OF MY FRIENDS DEARLY!!!!!!!!!!
No Place That Far...
I can't imagine, any greater fear Then waking up, with out you near And though the sun, will still shine on My whole world, would all be gone But not for long If I had to run If I had to crawl If I had to swim a hundred rivers Just to climb a thousand walls Always know that I would find a way To get to where you are There's no place that far It wouldn't matter, why we're apart The lonely miles, two stubborn hearts And nothing short, of God above Could turn me away, from your love I need you that much Oh if I had to run (if I had to run) Of I had to crawl (If I had to crawl) If I had to swim a hundred rivers Just to climb a thousand walls Always know that I would find a way To get to where you are There's no place that far Baby there's no place that far
To Make You Feel My Love...
When the rain is blowing in your face And the whole world is on your case I would offer you a warm embrace To make you feel my love When the evening shadows and the stars appear And there is no one to dry your tears I could hold you for a million years To make you feel my love I know you haven't made your mind up yet But I would never do you wrong I've known it from the moment that we met There's no doubt in my mind where you belong I'd go hungry, I'd go black and blue I'd go crawling down the avenue There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do To make you feel my love The storms are raging on the rollin' sea Down the highway of regret The winds of change are blowing wild and free But you ain't seen nothing like me yet There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do Go to the ends of the earth for you Make you happy, make your dreams come true To make you feel my love
Summertime Fun!
Another reason that I am gonna be MIA is in the summertime we have what they call "Sea Fair" Its a long summertime celebrations from alot of cities and runs from the end of June til the first weekend in August. My family has been going to them since I was a little kid. There for my time online will be scarce til after the first week in August. I will try and post when I am able say hello to you all when I am able. Hope everyone has a great summer. I am off for now. I will check in when I can Take care! Denise aka Army Mom
My Name
Okay I know I have changed my name like 3 times in the past week but only cuz I couldn't figure out which was better.Anyways okay so now I'm sticking with the name I got becuz I act so innecent when I'm not even close to it.I was born as an angel but brought up to be a lil devil.I can be good and bad when I really want to be.Every1 thinks I'm miss perfect all the time.It kills me to know wat ya'll think I am.I was brought up in foster homes and shit all my life.I was beat on,cut on,left on my own,brought up in the wrong places,arrested,raped,backstabbed,cheated on,etc.Basically everything most pplz go through but worse.I've had to deal with the drugs,alchol,beating and shit in my home.The men in my family beating on my mom,bros,and sisters.I've been brought up as an angel never said I would stay that way.Trust me I will fight if I have to when I need to becuz I was brought up having to defend 5 bros,and 3 sisters.Trust me u pick a fight better finish it or I will.Only a few pplz on her
F*ck You Too!
I'm just alittle nervous Just a little back - off who you know I don't think they deserve us As they sit back, back - off , here we go I don't care if you love me I don't care it's about just who you blow I don't have all the answers I just want to know... How low can you go How low can you go Go It's just alot of crosstalk I don't think they listen anyway I got hit in the crosswalk Best be careful , back up what you say I know you don't love me But I know just exactly what you show I don't want all the answers I just wont to know... How low can you go How low can you go Eighty cycles hummin' like a big twin comin' Eighty cycles comin'. I know How low can you go Slow Listen Bottom out/ discount/ 80 cycles goin' south Goin' wherever I go Kick start/ motormount/ 80 cycles in your mouth 80 cycles comin' I know Go to Live free/got gas/80 cycles in your ass Lower that I wanna go Die free/ sacrifice/ 80 cycles pay the price 80 cycles comin' I know Once more
My Space Or Cherrytap?
which one u think is better?
My Son's Dog
Why is it when you tell people they can't touch something that is the very thing they do? My mentally ill husband was told do not touch the puppies because they had to be born c-section and he did now we have lost two of the three puppies. Just like any child he thought he could hold the puppies and not cause it any problem well it has now the third ones breathing is getting shallow I don't know if he will make it through the night. Well the last one has died all because the puppies were touched after being delivered by c-section when they weren't to be handled a lot because of the risk from a c-section.
Some Good Things About Mexican People
WE HAVE MOSTLY GOOD POINTS..... FRIENDS: Never ask for food. MEXICAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have food. FRIENDS: Will say "hello." MEXICAN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. MEXICAN FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. MEXICAN FRIENDS: Cry with you. FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave. MEXICAN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together and then take a plate to go. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. MEXICAN FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours. FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. MEXICAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. MEXICAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. MEXICAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" FRIENDS: A
Add Me
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Why So Many Women Friends
Where to begin, I have a lot of women as friends on here for one reason, I LOVE WOMEN. I love the way a woman looks. Her eyes are kinder. Her lips are softer. Her smile is warmer. I donít care what her race is women are beautiful no matter what their color. It does not matter if they are young or older; they all have something special about their look. Tall, petite, thick or thin, a womanís body is fantastic to me. I love the softness of the curves, the warmth of her skin. Good lord I could go on for hours. A womanís body is a gift. If she chooses to give her body I am honored. The female body is a beautiful gift. If she wants to be taken do it with fever. If she wants to be loved, do it with passion. Most of all I try to please her, because I know she will do the same for me. I think my favorite reason is to have the opportunity to form a relationship. A friend, a woman is easier on my eyes and ear. She is someone I can talk. I have a lot more reasons but I was t
Ick
Well from the last time i wrote on here till now i had been doing well having fun and going out on the boat and such tonight im going to see daughtry in concert at cpr fest its going to be awsome I dont care that im still sick i have a severe kidney infection and have been in and out of the hospital the last week that sucks but hell i even told my dr i was going to this concert one way or another lol well it should be another few weeks before im online again talks to everyone laters Laura
Crazy Vill
Today was my 19th birthday. It was a odd birthday... but truth be told... I liked how it all happened.... Frist of all i woke up and had to wake the 3 best kids i know and then, we all went to a family bar-a-Q. Eveyone in are family was there and i had a blast and TONIGHT i am going to get smashed but the thing is that it dose not take much for me to gert smashed. My friends call me a cheap date but that is a other blog for a other day. Peace...I AM GOING CRAZY
Indescribable
Humor
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided In him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or His marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, He would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She Agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it Discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spagh etti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support Payments to begin. One day, about 8 months later, he came home to his confused wife. His wife said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife Handed him the card and watched as
Erotic And Fantasy
The candles are glowing, My bodyís on fire, Your presence here with me, Fuelling my desire. Cup your face in my hands, Gaze into your eyes, The touch of our lips, Hunger growing inside. My fingers are tracing, A path down your chest, I can feel your heart pounding, Hear every breath. No layers between us, Just skin upon skin, Such a wonderful sight, But where to begin? Tongue winding patterns, Tasting salt on damp flesh, Hands slowly moving, A gentle caress. Your statement of manhood, Standing erect and so true, My temperature rising, A need to devour you. As I lower my head, To this inviting place, A sigh from your lips, Pleasure glows on your face. Tantalising teasing, From lips warm and soft, Slow rhythmic movements, Send your senses aloft. I can feel the warmth spreading, Down through my thighs, My crave for release, To have you inside. The juices flow freely, From my deep guarded treasure, You enter me gently, A moan of dee
What I Have Left
I have cried my last tear And all I have left Is a soul that died this year
Family In Contest...
all bbw/bhm bombbers are not to go to bomb her she has not help cherry but maybe 50 comments so no family help at all this comes straight from rubia Delicious Trouble....Comment bomb away
My Blog
My own cousin just walked into my room and started tell me shit about my life that I already knew. Then he proceeds to tell me that he knows more about certain things then I do. This coming from a kid that is going to be a sophmore because he failed 3rd grade. Yeah we're the same age and yeah Im a grade leave higher because I didn't fail any classes and no I don't know everything but damn does he haven't to be so fucking dumb! UGH! I HATE STUPID PEOPLE!
Attention All Fubar Men!
I BLOCK FOR MANY REASONS.. SHOWING MOI NO RESPECT BY BEING RUDE/CRUDE..ETC! IVE GOT 670 PEEPS/PERVS/DOGS.. ON MINE WHO CANT READ! NOT READING MY PROFILE WILL GET U BLOCKED ! IT IS CLEARLY STATED HERE THAT.. ONLY MY "ACCEPTED FRIENDS" ARE ALLOWED TO FAN ME ! THEREFORE I BLOCK?
Long Day :(
Today I left at 9:45 to go to a funeral that didn't start till 10:30 because we knew it was going to be packed. I live in a small community and this was for a 17 yr old girl that was in my sons grade at his school. It was standing room only. We left the church at 11:45 and couldn't even go to the grave side service because we had to head directly to another funeral for a 15 yr old girl, also from our small community but this one happened to also be a distant cousin and I'd been very close with her father & his brothers & sister when we were growing up. Hers didn't start till one and we were at the church by noon. By 12:30 it was pretty much standing room only. We did go to the grave side service for her funeral. They had a white casket and handed out permanent markers after the sermon so people could sign her casket before they committed her to the earth. Terribly terribly sad .. and oh so draining.
Chillin Out
hi there i am betty i like to spend my time chillin and grillin out with my man. I like goin campin and fishin ,watchin nascar im wat u could call a bit of a laid back chic i love my life and wouldnt have it any other way> so stop by and say hey to me and check out some of my pics you never know wat u might find in my photo album ..... lol
Yeah Yeah You Want Me
you ladies know a hot brit when ya see one.so feel free to invite me nad we can have some fun.
One Of Them Days Lol
i thought id write something but now i dont feel like it lol aint that the shit! so this is my second ct account and this time around isnt the same as teh first. not sure if im diggen it or not. maybe its me thats off. well ok that goes withotu saying yea im way off but then we all knew that! so i wont bore you...like anyone is reading these anyway. so until i feel like actually writing something.....
7 Wonders Of The World~
LISBON, Portugal - The Great Wall of China, Rome's Colosseum, India's Taj Mahal and three architectural marvels from Latin America were among the new seven wonders of the world chosen in a global poll released on Saturday. Jordan's Petra was the seventh winner. Peru's Machu Picchu, Brazil's Statue of Christ Redeemer and Mexico's Chichen Itza pyramid also made the cut. About 100 million votes were cast by the Internet and cellphone text messages, said New7Wonders, the nonprofit organization that conducted the poll. The seven beat out 14 other nominated landmarks, including the Eiffel Tower, Easter Island in the Pacific, the Statue of Liberty, the Acropolis, Russia's Kremlin and Australia's Sydney Opera House. The pyramids of Giza, the only surviving structures from the original seven wonders of the ancient world, were assured of retaining their status in addition to the new seven after indignant Egyptian officials said it was a disgrace they had to compete. The campaign
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Sweet Taste Of Love
The Sweet Taste of Love The sweet taste of love Still lingers in my mind A succulent tasty morsel A treasure worth its find A wet and juicy fruit That fills my mouth with joy Like candy to a baby An edible sexy toy With nectar sweet as honey A syrup of flowing silk Like bubbly kind of lava As smooth as warm clear milk It breathes with scented oils Like a flower in the mist And blossoms when caressed By the feel of a lover's kiss A dessert at its very best When embraced with lots of love I know I'll never get enough Of this treat I'm thinking of
Denial
sitting and waiting my heart pumps with anticipation........ being alone and feeling the rejection..... i glance into the mirror and see your reflection.. to see your smile i know as denial.....
Come To Meet
When Our Bodies Come To Meet When I see you I can Feel you In my soul - my heart takes flight. I can hardly wait to taste you In the darkness of the night. I feel your breath so hot and sweet Circling in my soul. When our bodies come to meet It's then that I feel whole.
Whispers
i try to open my eyes i can not see.... i feel my skin there is nothing there.. what is wrong with me.... i look again..i can not see... i hear small voices, faint but so close.. i can feel the whispers... whats wrong with me.... i can hear crying far off, but why... i hear my name through a sob... what is wrong with me
Hello
hello all. just wanted to get my taste buds wet. Will post some more when I have more to say. Till then, give me some shoutouts and some more things to talk about.
Jokes
REDNECK LOVE POEM SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE; SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO. PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL, YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER. I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW, BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER. SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL, BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS, HE SAID, "THERE'S TROUBLE STILL. YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL, AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YOU' MOTHER, BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO' I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER. BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD, JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY. MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE. YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY!
I Think I've Just Had A Stroke...
Okay, either I've just had a stroke and am lying on my office floor drooling, or I really did just tune in to the 2007 Rock Paper Scissors Championships on ESPN. Is it a slow sports day? It's being held in Las Vegas and they're talking about adaptive strategies and laying odds based on wrist cramps and if the "athlete" is right or left handed. I'm not even sure where I was going with this, I'm just stunned.
Confusednbroken Says It All
Well, just having a bad day I guess, sometimes you just need to be wanted and needed.....anyone get where I am coming from?
John Greenleaf Whittier
Forgiveness My heart was heavy, for its trust had been Abused, its kindness answered with foul wrong; So, turning gloomily from my fellow-men, One summer Sabbath day I strolled among The green mounds of the village burial-place; Where, pondering how all human love and hate Find one sad level; and how, soon or late, Wronged and wrongdoer, each with meekened face, And cold hands folded over a still heart, Pass the green threshold of our common grave, Whither all footsteps tend, whence none depart, Awed for myself, and pitying my race, Our common sorrow, like a mighty wave, Swept all my pride away, and trembling I forgave! John Greenleaf Whittier *this is my great, great....grandfather! very talented!!!
Back Tattoo Contest
Hey guys I am in a back tattoo contest. Please stop by my page and get the link off of my profile comments and comment bomb me as many times as you can. show me some love....... if you comment bomb me you have to say something different in each comment... thanks so much loves and kisses....
This For My New Sister
out of the blue you came to me,you made a friend in me with just a climps into your very soul,we openned up to one another,and we found each other through the pain we have share in our travels,strange bonds are made with a sense of purpose,we may come from different streets,but all our roads will someday cross,,nicole you are the very best,,you have so much to give to this crazy world,it people like you that makes me believe in the way we struggle to survive this crazy world,,will always love you for that sis,,, hope you get to read this,,DAMIEN
Why Get Married?
Why would someone want to get married? What happens if you just stop loving someone and can't keep the relationship going anymore? Should everyone get married? Is there a type of person who should never get married (outside of pediphyles, rapists, and anyone who's a fan of Back Street Boys)? Who knows...I just think it's just setting yourself up for a commitment some might not be willing or capable of fulfilling...Ah yes...I guess there is always the priesthood! Just venting...Lemme know what y'all think!
The Angel
an angel on my shoulder sings a song so sweet that, the demon deep within can find nothing from which to feed.a numb yet cold feeling like 1000 tiny blades slicing at my insides but still, i feel no pain. a lack of what im missing.when nothing goes my way and yet i keep on trying.try i hear her say ,this angel on my shoulder .why go and lose your way.why go and surrender. when greatness you can make. ok so i hear no angel and, i do feel pain. maybe i like it but, ill never say the demon deep within me has feed on many things. from the feelings that i love to the ones that break me down. it screams and shouts to no end but, try as i might i cant silence him. so i deal with it and go on my way and keep on trying like, ill pretend an angel says. why would i surrender i may not be great but i know i wont be nothing and, i know im not that blank. i know ive got this feeling that i will make a change. a change for the better in a world thats scared of change. "to fear it is to let
Blog Blog Blog
I'm just sitting here, chillin...enjoying my weekend. Bored?! Yup....lmao....Any ideas on what I should do? Let me know.
Friends/real Life
I got this from someone else's blog and I really liked it and agree w/ it! So I hope you do to.... This is my tribute to the nice girls. To the nice girls who are overlooked, who become friends and nothing more, who spend hours fixating upon their looks and their personalities and their actions because it must be they that are doing something wrong. This is for the girls who don't give it up on the first date, who don't want to play mind games, who provide a comforting hug and a supportive audience for a story they've heard a thousand times. This is for the girls who understand that they aren't perfect and that the guys they're interested in aren't either, for the girls who flirt and laugh and worry and obsess over the slightest glance, whisper, touch, because somehow they are able to keep alive that hope that maybe... maybe this time he'll have understood. This is an homage to the girls who laugh loud and often, who are comfortable in skirts and sweats and combat boots, who c
Never Take Someone For Granted Cuz U Never Know When U Might Lose Them!!!!
WELL DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT TO DO..CUZ I AM NEW TO ALL THIS BUT I GUESS I WILL FIGURE IT OUT SOONER OR LATER.BUT YEAH LIKE I SAID NEVER TAKE ANYONE FOR GRANTED CUZ U NEVER KNOW WHEN U MIGHT LOSE THEM...MOST PEOPLE THINK IT IS COOL TO TAKE SOMEONE FOR WHAT ALL THEY GOT...AN ME FOR ONE I DON'T DO THAT AN I DON'T EXSPECT SOMEONE TO DO THAT TO ME....I LOVE EVERYONE I AM AROUND AN I DO NOT TAKE ANYONE FOR GRANTED BECAUSE I LOVE THEM TO MUCH AN I DON'T KNOW WHEN I MIGHT LOSE THEM... *BUBBLES*
Remember When???
Subject REMEMBER WHEN... Body: Close your eyes...And go back... ...Before the Internet or PC or the MAC...... ...Before semi-automatics and crack.... ...Before Playstation, SEGA, Super Nintendo, even before Atari... ...Before cell phones, CD's, DVD's, voicemail and e-mail.... ...way back.... ...way.....way.....way back..... I'm talkin' bout hide and seek at dusk Red light, Green light Red Rover....Red Rover..... Playing kickball & dodgeball until the first...no...second...no...third Streetlight came on Ring around the Rosie London Bridge Hot potato Hop Scotch Jump rope Duck....duck....GOOSE!!! YOU'RE IT!! Parents stood on the front porch and yelled (or whistled) for you to come home - no pagers or cell phones Mother May I? Hula Hoops Seeing shapes in the clouds Endless summer days and hot summer nights (no A/C)
Angermangement That Works
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take >> >it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on >> >someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a >> >phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. >> > >> > >> > >> >A man answered, saying "Hello."I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I >> >please speak with Robyn Carter?"Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my >> >ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on >> >me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude . >> > >> > >> > >> >When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I >> >had accidentally transposed the last two digits.After hanging up with >> >her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.When the same guy >> >answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up. >> > >> > >> > >> >I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put
Locking Up The Pics
AS many of my friends know my duaghter Taylor is my pride and my joy. With the chaos lately that I have seen going on with fools ripping pics or just saving them by right clicking I have the folder set to only allow myself to see unless it is someone I want to open them up for. My grandmother taught me an ounce of prevention is worth a quart of cure. So I can not take any chances with Taylors pictures. I would go on a serious war path if I ever found that they had been ripped etc.. So to those of you whom have rated and commented... Thank you much . You are the people I know will anyway. Muahs to you I am locking them up now to keep my treasure safe. My moral obligation to do so ( we all know the freaks come out at night )
Crushes
I have guys tell me I'm sexy on here, but no crushes...why is that? Kinda funny... I kinda feel bad or lied to sometimes.. anyway just wanted to bitch for the day....
Piss Off!!
WTF? Do you losers EVER read?? LILY THAI is NOT ME; NOR I'M HER!! READ MY FRKN PAGE! WE MAY OF SOME SIMALAR FEATURE'S BUT I'M 100% NOT HER TWIN!! LILY THAI IS SOME CHIQ THAT I THINK IS HOTT!! READ MY DAMN PROFILE!
One Question
Have you ever wanted to ask someone no matter how personal, and have that question answered? Heres a little game - repost this blog, and see if your friends ask you one question (it has to be via pm only) In return you must ask them one question, and they have to answer.
Bulletins/having Fun
Ok, somebody had posted a bulletin about sex questions and that and I was trying to have fun which I did and when I responded to it, I did just that, I sent it to the person who had posted and then I reposted the bulletin which was fine but that person didn't respond back, probably because she doesn't know me that well, which I understand but when only one person responds to it after I reposted it and two other people either just look at it or don't respond to it, that makes me wonder, I'm here to have fun, just because I have a girlfriend doesn't mean I can't have fun and if people aren't going to respond to whatever I post, why am I bothering to repost it or respond to it? Give me a break here, if I didn't respond to it and that and somebody wanted me to have fun and I was grouchy, nobody would like me at all and I know it here! It's ridiculous, people loosen up and have fun my god, it's only a bulletin and a game, it's not like it's going to happen here anyhow! You know, it's really
Myspace
Find me on MySpace and be my friend!
Just How I Feel
True American
It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor! Only it isn't seen as HUMOR, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE! If you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends. Y'all know who they are... You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God." You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival." You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You know what you believe and you aren't
New Tatt
Yesterday I recieved a new tatt....I feel it is my duty to display my daughters talent on my body and I am a proud mother and I feel so great that my daughter possesses such talent...in a few weeks I will be getting another one of her beautiful and talented drawings again...hopefully the pic will turn out much better than the one I took today...lol....I will also display my fiance's pic of the same tatt as well....we will be getting the same tatt together...I hope that you all will enjoy the artwork as much as we do....art is art whether you display it on the wall or on your body!
Letters From God
I'm So Blessed to have this wisdom given to me. This is God speaking, My Child, today I will be handling all of your problems. Please remember that I do not need your help. If life happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle, do not attempt to resolve it, kindly put it in the SFGTD (something for God to do) box. It will be addressed in My time, not yours. Once the matter is placed into the box, do not hold on to it. If you find yourself stuck in traffic; Don't despair. There are people in this world for whom driving is an unheard of privilege. Should you have a bad day at work; Think of the man who has been out of work for years. Should you despair over a relationship gone bad; Think of the person who has never known what it's like to love and be loved in return. Should you grieve the passing of another weekend; Think of the woman in dire straits, working twelve hours a day, seven days a week to feed her children. Should your car break down
My Inner Thoughts
Temptation ... the ultimate counter part to a satisfying relationship.. the lust the burning the feeling of desire.. perhaps the chance of being caught or maybe the sexual satisfaction .. that u can get your own and not tied to one person anymore freaky shit that u could never include your mate with .. things that only rivit deep inside of u like a boiling amount of magma under the ground. Waiting for the exact moment its going to escape and your going to be over come with your animalistic feelings of wanting the cage to be gone and the fresh amount of air as u walk onto free soil... Torture comes with everystep u stumble along on before u reach the fork in the road where u must choose your destiny.. you should be able to make that choice easily correct??? ya most say sure its easiest to go with how u feel.. but what if u are caught into something u cant really see yourself releasing into its own lil dome of happiness and continuing the search for your own wi
Please Sign My Guest Book, Everyone!
please everyone sign my guest book in my profile, i will return the favor.Thanx
Girl With A Surprise
Life in the Marine Corps generally sucked, especially when it came to women. I don't know what the official ratio is between men and women in the MC, but I would guess it was 100 men to every wookie. When you did run into an opportunity to bang one of these fine specimens of hoe, you had to figure out how many of your friends had banged her as well. Needless to say, I stayed away from the wm's (sexual harassment charges were also common.) So, when my neighbor, we'll call him "Frank", invites me to Charleston to hook up with these two freaky chics, I jumped at the chance. The drive from Beaufort to Charleston is a boring one, so we supplement by downing beers. After an hour or so, we get to the mall to meet the ladies. Frank spots the car that they are driving and goes over while I piss in the near empty parking lot. I walk over to the car and notice that there is only one freak in the car. Frank then tells me that the other freak couldn't make it. Fuck. Now I'm a third wheel.
Big Mamma Spider
I am in my last week of student teaching. I'll be certified, soon, to teach in our public schools... but I found another reason yesterday that I don't wanna teach elementary school. You see... there are four men in the school building, most school days. Me, an elderly math teacher, and two custodians. Yesterday, during my lunch hour, I'm settin' up the next week's materials, surfing CNN, and bitterly cursing the District Computer Nazi, who feels that access to message boards and outside email sources should be blocked, right? And a woman I barely recognize bursts into the classroom, jabbering and gibbering. I vaguely remembered her from the last faculty meeting; she was a teacher there. She knew ME, though, as my own last name was the only thing she was saying that made any sense. It seemed extremely important that I should go with her, though. As we hustled through the empty halls -- all the children were at lunch -- I wondered what could be so screwy as to drive this
My Gift To You
My Gift To You I live through my dark existence only to bask in your beauty your eyes that shine like sapphires your smile that brightens even my sad existence I envy the wind that runs through your hair that touches your lips I long to touch you to hold you in my arms but I cannot for your heart belongs to another so, I can only love you from afar your friendship means more to me than anything this world provides but like an angel you touched my heart in a way that I've never felt before cause I've never known what love is until this day I know that we are only friends but my heart wishes it to be more so I will still hope and dream that one day I can feel your lips pressed to mine to hold you in my arms and say, "I love you"
Jens Blog
The ONE flaw in women... Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shape
Noob What Did I Do
Seems to me this Noob was a typo I made many years ago in a online game.I was playing this game online and got upset and some dumbo and type Noob when I was trying to type Boob plus we as a team where so close to beating it and we all got stomp on from some dumbo,but we all got rescued and still won and we still laugh about it.The dumbo had left cause she had to use the restroom badly.Oh also they say some who typies like junk usaully means there handwriting the same way and believe me know one is able to read my handwriting accept very few.Anyways as time went on I started seein this word Noob pop-up even more and more and every time I look at it I laugh so hard and wonder do they know.Anyways the word got capitolize on for a new word to hate newbies or nb.If you look back many years ago there was a game called Dungeon siege the first one of the games in there a nob knife thats open a secret area along with some other items to do some heavy battlin with some badass chickens.As time we
Love
Should love feel like your heart is going to burst??? I clove my husband more then anything in the world and yet I do not see him very much!!! I would give up the world for him!!! He always tells me Im beautiful, im the best thing that ever happened to him, and he would die for me!!! He give me everything I could ask for.... It jus hurts cuz he is gone alot not beacuse he is in the army or wit hiz homeboyz its cuz he is locked up!!! I jus wish I could see him all the time cuz i miss him so much and its hard to sleep at night...Everyone tells me it is goin to be fine but I get so upset cuz I never get to see him...Like i said before I would do anything for him!!!
Ummmm Drunk
Just got back from a night of dinking with my mom was a blast of fun thingk i am kinda drunk might need some cleep have a great night all dand talk to you all tomorrow. I think i need some advl to help me out tomorrow ommetnts would be ghreat loe you aroo lorts atay at shome mome cocococo haooy tappung aii night night
Poll
can you look at my salute pic everyone on my page and tell me if theres anything wrong tell me in a message or comment i want to know as on my quickcapture on my webcam it was ok if its ok am asking people to rate blog so i have evidience to put forward derek
Gone
I have stuck my foot in my mouth one too many times, so bc of that I will not be on here for a while and Im very serious this time, those who know me and have my numbers use them, I wont be on yahoo either... If you do see that my account has been logged in more than likey its not me, I will have a friend come in and use up my damn 11's since I have paid for them.... This is see you later for a while....... to the one I messed up with, I AM SOOOOOO SORRY...... and I really do love you........
Hey People, What's Up?
Hey people, what's up?
Thank You America
Please take the time to thank those who defend your rights, freedoms, and liberty. They are not your enemies, they are the only reason today that we are still free. Free to visit CherryTap, Free to converse freely over the internet, the married, attached, single, or even those that just need friends to cheer them up. Never let someone who isn't on the frontlines, tell you or sway your support for these brave men & women. God Bless the United States of America My Home Sweet Home
Charlotte's Web
Hey! Give me a few to learn to learn my way around. Awesome site so far!
I Would Like Some Advice Please If You Can
Ok this will be my first real blog. I'm sitting here miserable, I'm itching like crazy (but not itching it)..lol..Cant sleep. Reason ...I am extremely allergic to Poison Ivy.. Does anyone have any good home remedy's you can share...PLEASE.... I will love you forever....lol
Poem
Fire Department Web Site
May have to copy and paste this link. This is the FD I am on. www.geocities.com/mitchellfiredept38663
Mejustme
I have been here a few times... I keep deleting because it just becomes about me and me exposing ... I want to find men interested in me ... knowing what excites me... what is me... just wanting to talk to me.
Bbw Haters
this girl is the reason my default is a low rating, she gave it a oneladams87@ CherryTAP
Got Stood Up Again
THIS GUY INVITES ME OUT AND THEN FUCKIN BAILS ON ME AT THE LAST MINUTE I GOT ALL DRESSED AND WHEN I CALLED HIM TO FIND OUT IF HE WAS READY HE NEVER ANSWERED I CALLED TWO MORE TIMES AFTER THAT AND NOTHING I SWEAR WHY ARE MEN SUCH LOSERS SRY TO THE ONES WHO ARENT
Spinning Out Of Control
life is gonna change a lot real fast for me. So dont mind me screaming...
Rubber Ducky
Rubber Ducky is a cute little aquarium display that sits neatly above your system tray. The elements of the aquarium monitor the state of your computer--fish for network traffic, plants for hard disk, bubbles for CPU usage, and water level/color for RAM usage. Whenever your system experiences a slow-down, just take a quick glance at Rubber Ducky and you will know what is holding it up at a single glance. Editor's review of Rubber Ducky This cleverly designed and free application monitors system activities to help you troubleshoot slow performance but doesn't get into specifics. The interface is a small yet colorful animated aquarium that hovers above your system-tray clock. Themed elements indicate certain computer-related activities. For instance, water level and color represent memory usage. Fish indicate inbound and outbound network traffic, plants show hard disk activity, and bubbles stand for CPU usage. When you right click the interface, you'll see a list explaining what al
What Is Up To All
Hows everyone doing? hope yall had a good indenpendance day... I just seen some fireworks. Although they dont amuse me much. ~take care all..MCL
Insomnia
Sometimes I feel like all the thoughts running through my head will never make sense. Just when I think I've got things figured out my mind fills up again, spending so many sleepless nights thoughts racing eachother ready to fight.A puzzel I'll never complete all these thoughts seem to compete.. first one starts in slow and just when I think I might drift off these damn thoughts seem to grow. And now as its 4 am, I spend another night awake and waiting for my mind to break and the thoughts to come again.. it's coming soon I know it is.. chaotically broken.. thats all it is.
Congratulations
On 29 last month this sweet friend of mine got ct married with Miss Cherrie..I know it's a bit late but i want to congratulate them both See his page Mario di Nava..See Miss Cherries page 2..http://www.cherrytap.com/user/87807#leave_comment@ CherryTAP He really is a very great and lovely guy You 2 rock xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Newmeat!!!!!!
Hi everyone. Im new here. im single and 19. looking to make new friends and maybe more.... well not just yet,lol
Whats My Iq
Your EQ is 173 50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick! 51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese. 71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely. 91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that. 111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt. 131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin. 150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar. What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?
Contest
I need all the help I can get, every rate and comment helps, can comment more than once. It ends Friday 13th of July 2007. copy and paste this link! http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=512578&albumid=423725&i=768007123
My Love And High For Music....
MY LOVE FOR MUSIC IS OF THE HIGHEST HIGH. IT IS MY ULTIMATE HIGH. WHEN I'M FEELING DOWN AND BLUE MUSIC EITHER LISTENING, SINGING OR PLAYING MY UKULELE ALWAYS SEEMS TO LIFT MY SPIRITS. I MEAN IT TAKES ME INTO A DIFFERENT WORLD, AND WHEN I COME BACK IT IS ALL GOOD!!! WHATEVER OR HOWEVER I AM FEELING AT THAT MOMENT ,IT SEEMS TO HAVE DISAPPEARED, (HEMO LELE UP TO CHRIST JESUS). AND ONLY THE HAPPINESS AND JOY OF THE LORD REMAINS,,AS IT SHOULD BE.... SO IF YOUR FEELING DOWN AND TROUBLED, HEMOLELE(LET IT GO) ALL YOUR TRANSGRESSIONS AND PILIKIAS(ISSUES) UP TO THE LORD. AND TURN ON SOME SWEET MELE(MUSIC) I GIVE YOU MY WORD THAT THE JOY AND HAPPINESS OF THE LORD WILL BECOME YOU.... MAY THE JOY OF THE LORD BE IN YOUR HEART ALWAYS... ALOHA A HUI HOU... PURPLE'LICIOUS YUM YUM
My B-day
So my 23rd birthday is coming up on the 21st. Since I have to get older, of course.. I am going to party long and hard. I am going out to a night club in Ocean City Maryland, Seacrets! Its a really hot club. A lot of my friends are gonna be there to enjoy a night of dancing and cake and I might get a hotel room .. I dunno we will see haha.. but yeah :) If ya know where that is and ya wanna come.. then join my party. Help Celebrate my 23!
About Me!
Ok everyone, this is a Blog about who I am and things of that nature. so lets start this off. My name is Steve, I am 20 years old and I am from Brooklyn, NY. I am a U.S. MARINE, not a Soldier. get it right. unfortunatly I am single, but I am trying to work out the issues of my life with my ex. (the girl in one of my pictures), I have 3 Tattoos, one on my leg, one on my spine, and the other on my right arm. I am working on getting my next ones within the next few weeks. I love tattoos. I currently live in Japan, Great place. My dream vacation site is Rome/Venice, Italy. I would do anything to get there. I have 2 younger brothers. My dad is my best friend, and i have been blessed with so many great friends that i call them my family. Anyway, that is all for now. if you have anything to ask just message me and i will let you know. BTW, Ladies, i love NSFW pictures, so dont be shy with me LOL!!!! Peace!!
Ok, Here Goes.....
I don't get the whole attention whore thing. Do these people not have real friends in real life? Do they think the internet fills some void? You will never see me half naked or otherwise on this site or any other...I simply do not need the validation.
Quick Qoute
Scarce any Tale was sooner heard than told; And all who told it, added something new, And all who heard it, made Enlargements too, In evíry Ear it spread, on evíry Tongue it grew. Alexander Pope
Cant Stand Ppl Who Are Stuck On Themselves
Why some ppl who know they look nice, have to be so conceided? Ya know the ones who are sexy as hell and rate ya pic like say a 10, and ya add them to your friends list, then from time to time go rate their new pics or their stash etc, and they dont even return the favor...ya know what i mean? I have met quite a few ppl like that here on cherry tap since i been here, but its like why even remain friends with that person or persons when they are just selfish, and tryin to rank up point wise, and not even bother to return the favor. That kind crap disgusts me. I can see im going to be doing alot of cleaning up on my friends list very soon and weeding out the stuck up, conceided ppl who never rate or fan back send gifts even bc I dont think thats right nor fair to the other person who is being genuine.
Life
Hey i think that you should look at what i want i realy want this I really want this for my self you should see it you might want it also
Capt. Spaulding
Captain Spaulding
Snakes
These two rattlesnakes were photographed east of Laredo Texas in March of this year. They were going thru their mating ritual when they were photographed! If these two snakes are not big enough to make you wear snake boots and chaps when you head out in to the brush, you are a lot tougher than I am.
Signs
Virgo You are shy at first, and because of that, it is hard for you to find lots of random sex partners. You are very intelligent and very into sex. You will only have sex with clean people, because you are afraid of getting an STD. You are also very kinky and imaginative in the sack. Your partners always have a hard time keeping up with you. Sex matches: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Meh..
Ok, so I wanted to be my bored funny self, and it got pwned. I posted: This is what I posted. Har har. Cute. In response I got this: My response to this was: I know.. That was so nsfw. Next time I'll catch it and put clothes on it.What the hell? I think whoever removed it also needs to remove the stick up their ass and take a joke. ^_^
Help
hi im new to this not got a clue whats going on, can anyone help?
Can Someone Answer?
Ok, I've been separated since the begining of January, with a divorce pending. I have proof my ex belonged to a dating site, for almost our last year together. And she still denies everything. I'm not whining about that, my heart is bolted shut in that department. What is killing me, is the fact she's using my 9 year old girl as a pawn. Visitation goes to court on Sept 21st, and now, any visits are on her whim. I am not, nor ever would be a dead beat Dad. The father of her first daughter moved 1500 miles away when he found out she was pregnant. I was there every step, including the delivery room, and NOBODY on this planet had making formula down to the art I did. I coach my girls slowpitch team just to have extra time, but the ex hardly brings her to any practices, or games. And she won't let me bring her. Now, she's kicked my daughter out of her room, and moved a former crack addict in. Is this typical of a woman's vengence? My little girl is my whole world, the ex knows how to hurt m
Come Chat With Me And My Friends
FOR THE CONTEST GO TO ..... @wraithking@Birthday coming up and VIC going to Expire.. Who is going to be nice and get me another@ CherryTAP ....and comment,comment,comment on her pic just reload page to chat!!! ~Cute~But~Psycho~@ CherryTAP This is the link to her profile....to add and rate, ...leave all comments on her pic at the contest ok Here is me:) ChowChow@ CherryTAP Lots of love and Cherry Kisses, Wendi Aka Chow Chow (repost of original by '~Cute~But~Psycho~' on '2007-07-05 07:53:55')
Side Notes From My 'path'
First off, to the guys...if I rate/fan/friend you, it's because I'm most likely returning the favor. It does not mean I want to 'cyber play' or sleep with you. I'll rate 9's and 10's with the same (I would rate 11's with 11's, but I can't afford to). I ignore the rest. If I rate something a 10, it doesn't mean I like it. I'm just being polite and showing respect for your choices and taste in things. If I don't rate something, it's because I either missed it or I could not in good conscience do so (there are some really nasty things out there). I also will no longer rate/comment on pesonal NSFW pics. It just leaves me open for hassles I don't want. I do respect your choice in faith, beliefs and religion except those that promote/condone hate, harm or evil. I am not a Christian. I am a Druid. Please do not think you have to 'save' my soul, try to convert me or otherwise shove your choice down my throat. I will not do that to you. However I will do my best to answer your honest, si
My First Contest
IF YOU COULD SHOW ME SOME LOVE IT WOULD ME MOST APPRECIATED
Divorce Letter
Dear Wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good husband to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal, and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't want sex anymore, or anything. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore. Whatever the case is, I'm gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER Carla and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! Dear EX-Husband: Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for s
Questionnaire
Just having a little fun ... Okay, okay, so I'm bored :P ... Copy and mail to me if you wish and I will do the same. 1. First name 2. What holiday is your birthday closest to? 3. Favorite fruit? 4. Does it bother you when someone says they'll call you and they don't? 5. Are you allergic to anything? 6. Is there someone/something you want? 7. When was the last time you went swimming? 8. How many U.S states have you been to? 9. How many of the U.S states have you lived in? 10. Have you ever lived outside the U.S? 11. What's your favorite drink? 12. Does anyone like you? 13. Do you have any strange pets? 14. What is your dream car? 15. What'd you do yesterday? 16. Are you bipolar 17. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally? 18. Ever been kissed under fireworks? 19. What was the last text message you received? 20. Have you ever bungee jumped? 22. Has anyone ten years older than
Kor_mex
Not much to say.. This entry is to see where and how the blog appears on our CT page. We need to figure out what options are available before we really begin to tinker with it..
One Question?
How would one go about getting married on Ct?What's the whole idea behind it can anyone tell me please?Do you get points?I was going to Mumm but this seems more like a blog question I guess!!!
Getting Married!
I am getting Married today at 12:00 in Destiny's Wedding Chapel http://cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=6544# theres where it is at
Divorce Letter
A DIVORCE LETTER...LMFAOOOOO Body: Dear Wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good husband to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal, and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't want sex anymore, or anything. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore. Whatever the case is, I'm gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER Carla and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! Dear EX-Husband: Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true th
Insecure
well to start this off this a little bit about what i went thru for 7 yrs. my ex-wife was so insecure and over jealous that it pushed me away after a while i tried to make her feel good about herself everyday but nothing ever worked . after 7 yrs of hell i could not take anymore so i got a divorce.we have joint custody of my son which is the best thing i could ever asked for .i have dated 1 lady since the divorce that didnt last but about 3 months because of the same problems i stopped it before it went any further .so i am back to square 1. but i think i will let the lady find me this time and then only after i see that she is comfortable with herself then we can move on. i have accepted who i am and i am happy with that . no not mr america not even close. but i am a true gentleman and i do treat a lady how she wants to be treated but that has not gotten me anywhere. but anyway thanks for your time if you have read this........
What Color Are Your Eyes?...mine Are Blue!!
Black Eyes People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They are leg humping friendly to borderline sleazy. They always fall in love with anything that that has two legs, a pulse and a wet spot. They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you. They are very easy to please unless they haven't had their latest fix of alcohol, meth, cocaine, or prescription medicine. If you repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some skank you've never seen before within the next 2 days. Blue Eyes People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome,very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS when necessary. if yo
Each Breath
I Hate
Dood I hate when you give an honest rating like say you give someone a rating of 1 just cuz thats what you honestly think it deserves rather than do what everyone else does and just gives a rating of 10 , then they come back and are all pissy with you cuz you gave them that rating deal with it ppl its just a fukin website !
Sunday The 15th
Jeffrey Yaws Benifit Dreamworld Music Complex 3102 W. Division Arlington, TX 76012 Sunday July 15th 2:00 p.m. Tickets are $10 at the door. $5.00 for kids 10 and under All Proceeds at the door will go to Jeffrey Yaws and Family For his huge stack of medical Bills www.dreamworldmusiccomplex.com http://www.myspace.com/pheonixmusiccomplex (Card Subject To Change) TTW Title Match Texas Red (C) VS. Maxx Muscle Intergender Tag Team Action Kissy Boots vs. Miss_Diss Lexia & "Showcase" Shance Williams PWF Brass Knuckles Title Match (A Special Stipulation willbe added to this match the day of the show) "Chicano Assasin" Chuey Martinez (C) vs.Violent V vs. The "Hebrew Hitman" Dave The Rave 1ST EVER JEFFREY YAWS INVITATIONAL CUP (Every Match is 1 fall. The winners of each of these matches will go on to the final match, a Gauntlet/Royal Rumble style match. 2 Man will start. Every Minute a new entry will enter the match. Pinfalls, Submissions, TKO's, over the top are al
Thoughts On Y Single Sucks- Made By Me
1- eating out by yourself 2- going to a movie by yourself 3- going to sleep alone 4- not having that person to kiss hug and even hold their hand 5- no romantic walks 6- watching their face light up when ya do something funny sweet or exciting!!! 7- watching them eat food you have made and them liking it 8- having a bad day and them making it better 9-taking a shower with them 10-their smell 11-the sound of their voice 12-seeing their stuff around the house or your car 13-car ride that now seem longer than b-4 14-the lil things they do that annoy you you even miss them 15-watching a movie at home having them cuddle with you 16-play fighting even when you loose (lol) 17-having them rub on you when your sick 18-them making you smile even when you don't want to 19-people asking you why is a pretty young intelligent woman like you single??? (wtf am i suppose to say to that???) 20-sex becomes something of the past and that's ab
Not Ah Fagg!!!!!!!!
OK JUST TO CLEAR SOME SHIT UP!! SOME ONE HAD GOTTEN MY PASSWORD AND WAS IM MY ACOUNT FOR AH COUPLE OF DAYS BEFOR I REALIZED IT... SO TO ALL THESE GUYS THAT THINK IM FLIRTING TRUST ME IM NOT NOTHING LIKE THAT! I DONT SUCK DICK JUST CLEARING SHIT UP!@
Confused
heres the thing what is it with people and their nasty remarks everytime i post a mum someone always has somthing rude to say so i see it like this dont like what was created dont say anything
Wanted To Send You Something Sexy!!!! Lmao!!! :0)
The funny thing is I can see ME doing this.. LMAO!!!! ROFL!!!! :0) Toooo cute.. hehehe...
Smoke The Pain Away Football Game Now!! All I Need Are 10's
1ST GAME STARTS NOW, BABY!! ALL WE NEED ARE RATES, SO PLEASE HIT US UP WITH 10íS!! PLEASE ALSO REPOST THIS XOXOX
Prefect Mate
perfect mate There is this DVD Called the secret. And it saz that if you ask for something and belive in it you will get it.. So after many yrs of BAD relationships I am trying this.. I belive in this because i have seen it work. So here we go He Will Be...... Smart Funny Kind Want to have an open line of Communication with me. Share in all the responsablities of a household. Love My childern Have a good relationship with his family. He will love his mother. He will be my bestfriend His Family will love me My family will love him He will be spirtial He will be goal orented. And work towards his goals and mine He will be successful in everything he does he will love his job as much as i love mine He will want to take me outand do nice things for me He will be clean and sober He'll be handsome Tall over 6'1 Blue or Green eyes He'll have a nice body(with meat on his bones) He will be fit He;ll have a Masstiff he'll love going camping Hewill go on vac
Find Out About What Love Is.......
Scientific Answers Researchers (Hatfield & Rapson, 1995) have broken up love into two main types: * Passionate love which involves continuously thinking about the loved one and also involves warm sexual feelings and powerful emotional reactions. * Companionate love is having trusting and tender feelings for someone who is close to you. Now one of the best known theories of love (which means an educated guess that isn't proven fact) is Robert Sternberg's Triangular Theory of Love. The three components of the Triangular Theory of Love are: Passion, the feeling physically aroused and attracted to someone. Passion is what makes you feel "in love" and is the feeling most associated with love. It also rises quickly and strongly influences and biases your judgment. Intimacy, the feeling close and connected to someone (developed through sharing and very good communications over time). Intimacy is what makes you want to share and offer emotional and material su
Just For The Guys
God Made Women for Men
My Panthers
IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE A COACH...RECRUIT YOUR TEAM MEMBERS THEN SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE WITH YOUR TEAM NAME, MASCOT, AND COLORS. ONCE I HAVE CONFIRMED, EACH MEMBER OF YOUR TEAM MUST SEND THE ENTRY FEE! STARTING GAME DATE SUBJECT TO CHANGE DEPENDING ON THE OUTCOME OF TEAMS JOINING!IF SOMEONE ON YOUR TEAM IS BLOCKED FROM MY PAGE I WILL UNBLOCK THEM FOR THEN EVENT!
So Called Best Friend
ok here is the deal i used to have this best friend who would always let her man touch me let me remind you we both are married but anyways when my hubby would play around with her she would get mad what should i do tell me what you guys think
Life
life is to short to dwell on the small stuff. so you learn from it, live with it and get over it. if more people life by this they would come to see that life is only as hard as they make it
Your Friendship Means Soo Much To Me!!! Lol
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Snort........Snort...........Again so me.. ROFL!!!! :0)
Pantie Droppin Yard
http://www.cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=8644
Drunk Squirral!!! Lol.. :)
......First Round Of Drinks Is On The Squirral.............. LOL!!!! :)
Let It Go
LET IT GO FOR 2006... BY T.D. JAKES There are people who can walk away from you. And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk. I don't want you to try to talk another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attached to you. I mean hang up the phone. When people can walk away from you let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left. The bible said that, they came out from us that it might be made manifest that they were not for us. For had they been of us, no doubt they would have continued with us. [1 John 2:19] People leave you because they are not joined to you. And if they are not joined to you, you can't make them stay. Let them go. And it doesn't mean that they are a bad person it just means that their part in the story is over. And you've got to know when people's part in your story is over so that you don't keep trying to
Jenn & Mj's Contest
It was sad that they both were in the same contest. HOwever they both are on the same team. I have no idea what this team means or what not. Dont comment bomb them..just give them both 10's And you can't downrate the other ugly mother fuckers. Peace out TIMMMMAARRRGGHH
My Dating Requirements
1. You MUST have a job. Keep in mind that I am NOT your sugar momma. I don't care if you're flipping burgers at McDonald's. As long as it's an honest job and you're a hard worker, I'm kewl with it. 2. Do NOT mistake my kindness for stupidity. I know far more than you think I do! 3. NO DRAMA. To quote a t-shirt I saw: "please cancel my subscription. I don't want your issues". 4. NO LIARS 5. NO CHEATERS if you want to be w/ someone else then be man enough to break it off with me. Refer to ..3 and a previous blog of mine about not giving a shit. 6. You must enjoy kids and be a positive male role model for them. They all have daddy's (good or bad) and I'm not looking for replacements. 7. No hypocrites or wannabe's. If you can't be honest, straight forward and YOURSELF just stop reading now. I don't want to try to change you and I don't want you to try and change me. I change for myself and kids ONLY. 8. No lushes. 9. Absolutely NO drugs. 10. I am a giver and a nu
Poem
In childhood all the sunflowers are tall. The seasons are bright, the road is long. Every afternoon can seem an eternity. Learning to whistle is an all out feat edging ever closer to success. Then there are the babies born unheard of. The corked bodies and floppy heads without a hand to support them, no breast, no crib, no morning stroll in the park. How many of these make it to the place we are. Adulthood. Sure we have troubles, annoyances, grievances with our neighbors, the principle of commerce, the government, but at least we are here to discover a new way to make amends, or rediscover an old idea. In childhood bedtime is eight o'clock, stories are read from Grimm's Fairytales, the television exhumes its white noise news and all the little ones fall asleep. Each dream a new chapter, every milestone an ideal. And then there are those whose mealtime is a stab in the dark, whose bodies are broken with hunger, whose hearts are broken too. They are visible thr
What Is My Passion?
Your Passion is Purple Sophisticated and classy, you're a bit picky about sex. You're more likely to be turned on by a fancy hotel room than a dirty flick. Sex is fine enough, as long as it doesn't mess up your hair. For you, sex is more about power and favors than actually pleasure. What Color Is Your Passion?Get More at COMMENTYOU.com
"does Your Name Fit"?
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend O: has one of the best personalities ever S:Cute E: hot A :has gorgeous eyes B: loves people C: good kisser D: makes people laugh E: hot F: people wild and crazy adore you G: very outgoing H: easy to fall in love with I: loves to laugh and smile J: is really sweet K: really silly L: smile to die for M:Makes dating fun N: can kick your ass O: has one of the best personalities ever P: popular with all types of people Q: a hypocrite R: good boyfriend or girlfriend S:Cute T: very good kisser U: can be funny and dumb at times V: not too judgmental W: very broad minded X: never let people tell you what to do Y:is loved by everyone Z: is very sexual REPOST WITH: "Does your name fit you??" You must repost this or you will lose someone very close to
Just A Few Minutes For A 10 And A Few Comments, Plz???
Hey every one plz take a moment to help out my buddy. Rate him a 10 and drop a few comments!! xoxo PLEASE HELP ME WIN!!!!!!
Test Your Eye Balls
TEST UR EYEBALLS!! Find the B? DON"T skip or ur wish wont come true... RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Once youve found the b Find The Mistake. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWUXYZ Once Youve Found The Mistake Find the 1 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII1III IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Once you found the 1.....
Hello!
Hey everyone. Im new to this website. do you think anyone would be willing to help me out and show me around? it would be greatly appreciated!
Gettin Off Here
I am tired of this site personally and I am thinking of deleting this profile. Sure I have made a couple of friends and talk to like three or four people, but all but one of them I can talk to on the phone anytime I want to. And three or four people in a 6 month period isn't all that impressive to be honest. So we will see in the next day or so if I continue to tire of this site, and if I do, I will just stick to myspace where I actually do talk to people.
Heartbroken
When you think someone can't kick you enough when your down, they do. I was with someone for a year and basically it was all lies. From start to finish. Now, he's not even man enough to call me back to talk about why I've been ignored for 2 days. Plus he owes me money, etc, etc. Long story and wont get in touch with me. He's started payments, of course, but he owes a few others things as well. But guess he's showing me that me and my kids are not that important. Unreal. Just unreal.
Lounge
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The End
this is the end.... death has come.... no phone calls needed, no one to call... i have no family....i have no friends.. do not bother with all the fancy flowers... won't be any sympathy notes..... only theses......the ones i wrote... so now death has come it is the end... do not come now to be family or a friend....
Wal-mart Greeter
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into WalMart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The WalMart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to WalMart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" "I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."
Childbirth
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......smack his ass again!"
Back Tattoo Contest
Kiss
am looking for a partner am in uk 38 compter litrate check my pics add me rate me lets get t onxxxxxx
Oo-so-cute's Blog!!
aight everyone how is it going
I Just Posted A Blog!
It's right here!! It's my blog!!
The Fool That Follows
THE FOOL THAT FOLLOWS Between this happening to me and the fact that my ex wife left me......I don't know what was a worst blow to me. Feb 2005...don't remember the date is when I finally opened my eyes and realized something my mom had asked me when I was younger. "Who is the bigger fool? The fool, or the fool that follows?" I now know the anwser to that question and so don't everyone else. Not only did he pull a gun on someone for no reason other than to try to prove that he is another ingnorant black person, he pulled me down right with him. And I fuckin let him, and I let the cops, and his father as well. Its not the fact that we both got in trouble, its the fact his father came to my house after the fact and basically sold me out, and the black race in my opinion. Basically told me he was gonna make sure that I got in trouble for what his son had did. Now I don't give a fuck what drew or any of his so called friends think, it was fucked up period. I wasn't totally inoc
You Might Be A Military Spouse If....
You might be a military spouse.... If you know what an LES is and can read it. If you know "going to the commissary" means the same as "going to the grocery store". If you've ever stood way down the dairy section aisle of the commissary waiting to be checked out by a cashier. (This usually happens on paydays.) If you're broke by around the 12th and 27th of every month. If you spend at least one day a week sleeping by yourself. If that one day a week is no big deal to you. If one week or one month away from your spouse is no big deal either. If you spend more time with your neighbors than your spouse or have ever felt "married" to one or more of your friends. If you've ever checked your email multiple times a day in hopes your spouse has written you and know how horrible email being "down" is. If the thought of another deployment makes you cringe. If you've ever stood helpless while your kids cry for Daddy (or Mommy), wishing you could tell them it woul
I'm New At This So...
Hey guyz...um well this site is really intresting..i really like.. it..um jus thought i would say hey...well i am a really easy perso 2 get along with so if u wanna kno anything jus holla...
Bear Hugs
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The Past
Sitting here thinking of the past and all the things I have done... I hate to regret but at the same time I have hurt so many people these last few years. I am trying now to be a better person, to love unconditionally, to relate, to praise, to be there with an open ear and an open mind. My best friend back in NY confessed to me not too long ago that she is in love with me; I do not feel the same for her. How do I continue on with a friendship knowing this now? I love her like a sister, she is a great person and has always been there for me but can it ever be the same is the question? She constantly sends me messages and I am currently ignoring it, I need to face the issue head on but I am so hesitant. My father who I have not seen in 10 years decided to write to me, he tells me he loves me and I was always his little girl. It makes me sick to hear it!! He has put me through so much growing up, I want to forgive him but I donít want to be disappointed yet again. I know he is the way he
The Philosophy Of Life
The Philosophy of Life and it's true meaning.Its how you make it.No one can do it for you.Nobody can help you.It's the decisions you make and the mistakes that you learn from that makes up your life.That's the true meaning of life.The people you love and the relationships that failed.You sit back and wonder what you did?The thing is it's not what you did it's lifes plan for you that the relationship wasn't meant to be.Lesson learned.Move on and hope the next time you might find what you were looking for,or not.But keep in mind life is what you make of it.Always smile when hurt,laugh when you feel like crying.Never let your guard down help one another.The world is fallin apart cuz we all lost the true meaning of life.Never forget your past cuz your past is what you learn from that helps you in the future.
Relationships
Often we find ourselves going in circles. I often find myself doing this. I have been in and out of relationships so many times if I could collect money I would be damn well off. Men come and go the assholes are the ones who hang around and lead you on. They tell you one thing and then tell you another thing. Then when someone new comes along they dump you like a lead weight. Then they treat you like shit. What I get a kick out of is this. I have an ex-bf that treated really good. I did everything for him. Then he broke up with me. Time moved on, he lead me on, then started dating some chick who is older then me and controls him like a little puppet. He isn't allowed to go out without her but she can go out whenever she wants. He can't talk to any of his female friends without her being there. But she can flirt with any random guy she wants and has to stand there and watch. Now I think to myself, WHAT WAS I THINKING?! It didn't take me long to get done and over him. I moved ont
Jrla4eva
yeah so i got a new boyfriend today.. TJ. i like him a whole bunch... i just dont like hanging out with his friends all the time.. this one gurl who is like his best friend doesnt really like me and calls me a hoochi.. he tells her to stop but i kno she still thinks it.. yeah but oher than that yeah im bored.. so ill update later
Players...lol..copied From The Mumms
How to tell if someone is a player or fake... 1. Their cell phone only works during work hours - no signal at their house! 2. They don't have a home phone (yet they have the internet at home???) 3. You are always on Cam and they don't have one!!!!!! (its broken, have to buy a new one, dog chewed my cord!) 4. They mysteriously hang up during phone sex or serious chat session. Due to a dead battery - Ever hear of a charger butthead!! 5. Your conversations get cut short cause they get kicked out of the IM (alot!) Only to return and apologize the next day -due to (power went off, computer froze up, dog chewed the cord) 6. Other people leave comments on their page about how fucking awesome they are, and how they cannot wait to meet them in person. (aww don't be jealous I'm just a flirt - we're just friends!) 7. They only ever refer to you as honey, baby, sweetie, hun, darlin, ect., never by your real name. (at least give me an original pet name!) 8. They are never available on IM
A Day In The Life Of Misskitty
Feeling lost and adrift on an ocean of problems and failures, let downs, failed attempts to try and be happy and find my place. One (me) never knows what to grab ahold of. Just because it "floats"...doesn't mean it's safe or that it was meant for "you". Most of the times the "things" I grabbed hold of were sharks that (at the time) seemed like a good idea but...so faced with the old "adage" SINK OR SWIM...I swam. But then along came you. A ship in the storm so..I took a rest on your "bough" not sure if this was my "saving vessel". I took a chance and decided to brave the waters once again. Then...my ship returned again. Only this time my ship was weary of me. Will he leave again? If I pull him up and accept him once more will he "jump ship" again? Does he like the rough waters? Has he gotten used to the never ending struggles he faces out there? But...you saw something in me that made you feel as if there was a chance that this man just might be special so...you pulled alongside him an
Salute Contest
I'm in a Salute Contest Mi Sexi Cherries!! Plz drop me a few bombs, if u haven't the time... Plz rate at least ;) #####Salute Contest-Ends 7/15##### 1st place receives 1 month vic or week blast 2nd place receives 1 day blast (Rates Count!!) Plz FAN & FRIEND THE HOSTESS to bomb. ***Christie*** ~Enchanted~ That is All! Thanks 2 Everyone who Spanks Me :) H♥llieH♥ttieô{President of I.A.R. Bombsquad & Founder of I.A.R Fan Train}
Criminals
OK i have a question and i don't think it should be a mums. when a person breaks the law and does his/her time in jail, should that be it they are free debt paid, new life ahead?or should they be tag and mark for life? the reason for this question is a sex offender does his or her time then they are marked for life, is there? should there be a difference in any crime? please leave a commit, i would like to know your opinion.
Ladies Never Forget
Ladies how often do you talk your man about the flowers and candy issue?? Getting on him about not doing such?? WELL ... men like these things too
Absinthedreams
Hi everybody. wow I'm overwhelemd by the warm welcome I've gotten here, my head is spinning. since I just signed up and I'm not used to this site yet I'm a little slow to get back to all of you who left me comments and such. I will get inot the swing of things as soon as I get used to this place. LOL :) Love ya!
Woman's Words
Words Women Use: 1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with Nothing usually end in Fine. (Refer back to #1 for the meaning of Fine.) 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word , but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of Nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she w
Racism
Why can't everyone on this planet realise we are all here together, & the sooner we all start getting along together & realising we all have red blood the better off we will all be. I'm human before I'm Australian.
Free I Tunes
http://try.starware.com/landing/music/intro_01.php?mkt=en-gb copy and paste in your address on new browser put in there open two browsers the one your on in cherrytap and another for this link you can import your music dont need to buy anything check out derek free download and sign up god bless all
Help.......
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, for me come and help out my sweet hunny bunny. If you could please come leave 20 comments I would so so appreciate it so very much. She is in a contest to help renew her VIC so I want to make sure she gets this. Thanks to everyone who comes and helps out I really do love my friends. Here is my beautiful friend Muah darlin.
Music Codecs
copy and paste this site for free music video new browser put copy then paste codecs ophttp://www.pcplats.com/letter-C.shtmlen new browser put copy then paste take you straight to site thanks god bless derek
About Me
Alright my name is Crystal. I'm from Wisconsin. I work and go to school in the fall. I work at Sweet Creations Bakery...Offline I am a quiet, shy person and I don't open up to anybody. I've had a semi-relationship offline that totally busted in my face. Oh well I got over it. I like being alone in my house because it's peaceful and there is no one to bother me. I don't have a drivers license for my own reasons. I will get them when I'm ready to get them and that's that. =) Online I guess some people see me as a bitch that flirts a lot, but if you really knew me then you know I'm not really like that at all. People don't want to take the time to know the real me and that's their choice. Instead if I say something that they take the wrong way, they automatically put this HUGE label on me which is sort of pointless and if you try to apologize they don't want to hear it, so what's the point of being nice? If I tell someone I care about them or that I love them, I mean it. Easy as pie..
Home Renovation
I will be moving back into my townhome here soon, with the hopes of selling it. If I want to sell it, there are quite a few things that I will need to replace, repair, renovate or whatever. Yesterday & today's adventure involved me painting the living room. WooHoo!!! No, not really. It sucked. My hands hurt, my, oh what the hell, everything hurts. Alas with some help from my aunt the living room walls & trim are done!!! In addition to painting the walls & trim, I also caulked some cracks in the concrete slab, then painted the slab with some white, waterproof paint. This past Tuesday night, my friend & I proceeded to rip up the carpet & padding in the living room. I finally moved it outside last night & it already being cut into pieces, bundled it up for Solid Waste Services to pick up. Now, onto the hallway & kitchen. More fun for me. Anybody wanna help??? Stay tuned.....the adventure continues!!!
Link To Slides
http://www.slide.com/r/RvBfgKv41j8wk3em8Cj7k7LJB-zQYVUh?view=True copy and paste this in new broswer to slide site derek god bless
Link For Guestbooks
http://www.slide.com/r/RvBfgKv41j8wk3em8Cj7k7LJB-zQYVUh?view=True this will take you straight to page for guestbooks copy and paste takes you stright to page god bless derek
Contest Ending
I will be closing the contest after this happy is over so please write your numbers down and if you know you in first let me know what you would like . 1st and 2nd prizes will be given on Thursday the 12th thanks for all your help !!!!
Cool Stuff
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it everyday. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. So...........If you are a loving friend, send this to everyone, including the one that sent it to you. If you get it back, then they really do
A More Personal Time.
Cliffordís Funeral Home Sunday March 2001 11:00am Taylor stood inside the door every time she got close to escape for a few minutes of private time something or someone brought her back into the main room. She was suffocating, so many faces passing by her most had no clue what was really going on. They were there to mourn the death of a young man gone before what they believed to be his time. Looking around she never felt so alone. Her sister and her mother sat at the front of the room oblivious to all that had happened, all that was said. Lynn stood strong accepting the false promises given to her from Taylorís family. She realized growing up a lot of them said what they needed to, to justify there actions for the past. The display Taylor had seen that afternoon disgusted her, their family was unable for one day to set aside petty differences to say good-bye to someone they all claimed to love and yet, never attempted to see. Her Aunt Trisha and the youngest of her m
Yesteryear...too Fast To Soon?
Are we as a society becoming too unpersonal, our kids are speaking to us in abbreviated jargon with text messages and internet my spaces. You cant go anywhere without listening in on someones cell phone conversation....is it too fast too soon Are we becoming an idk mbf bff jill bullshit.I will probly get a ton of crap or were ya born in cave stuff but thats ok.
Camping
So I went camping this last week. I think I may have figured something out that has bothered me for a VERY long time and I just wouldn't admit it to myself. I hate the way I feel when I think this way, but still... It all came about during one drunken night. My uncle was rambling, which is nothing new when we go camping. He had had a few drinks. the fire was blazing and he was talking to one of his friends. He was about to start telling stories about my dad. Kept looking at my Aunt saying you know her brother and I were best friends and all the shit we would do.. There was this one time... and my aunt interrupted him going yeah Ashley's dad. And he stop short and decided that he wasn't going to tell the stories because I was there. I told him to go ahead I knew my dad made some bad decisions in life, he has cleaned himself up and I didn't hold it against him because we all make mistakes. Then my uncle went on about how it wasn't bad things he had done, that my dad had so much respo
Down Rater Alert
wh1tem3at is rating everyone as a 1 no matter how cool the picture thanks for listening
Redneck Layout Or Bacckground
All you rednecks out there listen up i have a mission for ya (u help me and ill help u). I need a background or layout for my profile it has to be redneckish or southern pride or both. Send it to me if you find one. thanks ya'll.
Bomb
AND THEY AREN'T GOING TO START NOW, THIS PERSON HOLDING THE CONTEST NEVER SHOWED UP SO NOW I AM BEHIND PLEASE LETS BOMB MY PIC AND LET THEM KNOW THAT CHEATERS NEVER WIN!!! HERE IS THE LINK.. JUST CLICK THE PIC AND BOMB AWAY. THIS SEXY MOMMA CARRIESÖ
Echos
A gentle rage hearkened my rise with a face, well known Glistening the morning, large trucks taking the compost home Following me with figurative flair Touch me tomorrow, or I will be there Fondle my heart with those mechanized hands gripping me in hypnotic measures of rhythm The bass it plays a suggestive harmony while the drummer echoes his song in my brain Taken by the lost kept by the unwilling What else matters? Not Push me down, comfort here Under ground with those that crawl low as my ability lets me Seeing the world spin faster through your rose colored glasses My eyes hurt, knees weak Head torn Breathing lackadaisical memories Finding an even deeper reflection of this woman defunct...
Vacation
Hello all ;-), just wanted to tell anyone that was interested in reading one of my blogs about our vacation. On Tuesday we went to Sandusky, Ohio to a place called Kalahari. Its an awsome indoor water park.We stayed there Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. We took our 3 teen aged kids and we all had a blast. We met some of my boyfriends family there and all together there was about 25 to 30 family members there. If you get a chance check out some of me new pics I have added. After we left there we traveled to southern Ohio and picked up my oldest son for the rest of the summer, watch for new pics of him on my page soon. If for some reason I have messed rating any of your new pics or stach, etc please let me know.
Need A Lift
im opening my naughty pics for a bit so ya'll can see em and rate em so show me some luv!!!! kisses
Sunday 7-08-07
We have 2 members in contest this week, so get in there & bomb your booties off! #####Blast Contest-Ends 7/15##### #####Salute Contest-Ends 7/15##### 1st place receives 1 month vic or week blast 2nd place receives 1 day blast (Rates Count!!) Plz FAN & FRIEND THE HOSTESS to bomb. ***Christie*** ~Enchanted~
New Pics
Hey i added a few new pics rate and comment them... Hope you like there in the album My sexy self My daughter and my pets and one is stuff that makes me happy
Link To Click On To My Lounge
patse that its link to my lounge top dance come and be member today new lounge top ia talk about anything derek
My Life
This is real life and I would lke to know if there is anyone who would like to become friends.....by that I mean by keeping in touch and talking to each other on a regular basis. If this sounds like you please feel free to leave a comment for me!!
I Touch Myself
I love myself I want you to love me When I'm feelin' down I want you above me I search myself I want you to find me I forget myself I want you to remind me Chorus: I don't want anybody else When I think about you I touch myself I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no You're the one who makes me happy honey You're the sun who makes me shine When you're around I'm always laughing I want to make you mine I close my eyes And see you before me Think I would die If you were to ignore me A fool could see Just how much I adore you I get down on my knees I'd do anything for you Chorus I love myself I want you to love me When I'm feelin' down I want you above me I search myself I want you to find me I forget myself I want you to remind me Chorus I want you I don't want anybody else And when I think about you I touch myself Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah Chorus
Fear
My son left for Iraq just an hour ago. I am broken. Please pray for him. There is so much more I would like to say about this but I can't right now. I thought I could but I am too emotional. My son is the best and I am afraid for him.
L.o.v.e
You were as if the sun came up Upon my bitter night And bade the blackness rustle up Some joyful morning light. And inexplicably my heart Rose up and twirled me round, So sudden in its expert art I scarcely touched the ground. With you I am still filled with light And all my feelings dance. You are my song, my wings, my flight, My truth and my romance. My love for you is simple, deep, and strong. I feel it flowing towards you from my heart, A tide of unsophisticated song, Sung with much desire and little art. I cannot tell my love, but it will show In ways that even I cannot foresee; A love as full as mine must overflow Into everything that makes me, me. Just as the sun must shine to be the sun And trees burst forth in blossom every year, So I must love in ways that everyone Can see or sense or reason out or hear. Still, I'll tell you of my love in this: For fear, despite all, you might my love miss. I Want to Make You Smile as Yo
Kissing
What kind of heart do you have?In LoveYou are in love...you have find the perfect person someone who cares and loves you with every fiber of their being and wouldn't leave you no matter what...How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
Bulllllllllllll Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what the hell is wrong with people. I step away from my computer for 2 hrs and all hell breaks loose. I wasn't around for the fat Sonny era, but I heard he calls Canadian's Moose fuckers. Well isn't that just fucking nice. Why the hell is he knocking all Canadian's cause he don't like a few. Well this is what I have to say about this whole thing. DON'T FUCKING PUT DOWN ALL FUCKING CANADIANS SIMPLY CAUSE YOU'VE RUN INTO A FEW YOU DON'T LIKE. IF YOU DECIDE TO DO SO THEN YOU'RE AN IGNORANT MOTHER FUCKER, AND DESERVE TO BE PUNCHED IN THE MOUTH. Pic made by Marq. Marq you fucking rawk MUAH!!!!!!!!!
Dude
im so pissed off and depressed im not pregnant like i thought i was and it really really sucks because like im with the love of my life and all i want is for it to be me him and our kid and thats all he wants too the last 2 nights me and him both passed out crying about it ok and yea im young (only 18) but if u only knew how amazing he is and how truley happy he makes me and how hes the only one i ever wanna be wit coz i almost broke up wit him but i cant even go a day wit out talking to him and its just like we were both so excited when we thought i was and not that im not its sucha huge let down i cant even explain it but its like i just wanna die i feel like i let him down' even though i kno its not my fault and ive been so snappy on him and its fucking retarted coz its not his fucking fault either so i feel like total shit for that and i feel like shit for not being pregnant =[ im loosing my mind like seriously
Sexy M
what kind of sexy are you?mysteriousely sexypeople find you so mysteriouse yet so attractive! they love a good challenge and you are perfect for that!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
What Sex
how good are you in bed?!?!?goodsome people can learn from you!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
Life!!!
Why is it as humans we are so fast to judge others cause of their looks or income? But yet we hate it when others judge us? So for those of you who judge based on looks or income, you may be missing out on somebody that could change your life FOREVER, so be careful when passing judgement on others cause the person of your dreams could walk on by without you ever knowing them.
Sex Advice
Okay this is advice I am going to give to all my fellow men. Ladies, if you think your man needs to learn this shit you tell him and let him know. A woman's body is something to be worshiped and teased. Kiss her every where, but those spots you know you normally head right for. Kiss those spots you think you have never kissed before. Let your lips SOFTLY memorize her every inch of skin. From the under side of her breasts to the backs of her knees, every spot your normally neglect. Take things slow, LISTEN TO HER BODY, she will let you know what she wants. NOT EVERY GIRL IS THE SAME!!!! And all I can say now is read this and follow it lol FROM YOURS TRULEY JUSTIN.......... 1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out non-essentials. A properly passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some
Prayers For A Friend
Hey everyone who are my friend, i am begging u guys to pray for a verry good friend mine, His name is Jhon Doyle and he's in a coma right now. They said it dont look good cause his heart keeps on failing on him and all we can do is pray for him. so please all of u who calls their self my friends...please pray for him... he needs to get better
Give Me Some Space!
I just want to leave a note to all my friends on here to just give me a little space and to not be so clingy. If I don't respond to you when you shout at me, DON'T keep shouting at me! I will talk to you when I am ready. I need to have some time to myself and when I am ready to talk to you I will let you know. Please respect me and give me the space that I am asking for. If i wanted to have clingy people around me, I would have stayed married... Thanks.
Help
help me im new i dont know wat the heck im post to be doing on here
Garen
Garen was a 6 year old that came to me 2 days ago..severly dehydrated with multiple infections. A handsome ferret with cole black eyes deeply sunkin into his head from illness. He fought the good fight with me but did not make it. I finally took him to bed with me at 6am this morning. We cuddled and he chattered weakly for an hour before we both fell asleep wrapped warmly around each other. I woke at 3 hours later with another ferret licking my face and Garen was still cuddled to me with his cole black eyes closed and a peaceful look on his face. I think he was just waiting to have me all to himself before he would let go. He is at rest now and had a good life in one of our foster homes. Garen you will be missed. Goddess takes you back into her womb now and I know you will snuggle peacefully there as well. Thank you for giving some of your last remaining energy to my life and bringing it joy and purpose. Love Always, Trice.
Hey Everyone Sorry Im Leaving!
HEY im gonna delete my account so all yall have fun! my myspace is www.myspace.com/chevy_gurl_4life yall beenn fun! ttyl!
Club Jaded Stream
I would like to Welcome you toClub JadedSo here I am...NEW Name NEW Loungeand needing a Brand NEW Station to stream outta my lounge... Just click the link below to enter Club Jaded As many of you know I was w/ Adrenaline Radio for a while..but due to uncontrolable circumstances I have decided to retire my self as a DJ and let the station go...I would rather go back to just Regular Ol' Jade...then to have to put up w/ ppl who call them selfs friends...So w/ saying that I am looking for a new Station that I can add to my lounge...All I am needing is a KICK ASS Station for my friends that come into my lounge to listen to...So if you have a stream and would like to Stream outta My lounge then PLEASE let me know!!!Thank You Sooo Much..ALL of YOU!!! Love AlwaysYour FriendJade♥J√–£♥~F*ck All My Haters!!!~Your Ignorance Insults Me!!!~@ CherryTAP
Life Of Purity
So yes I finally got the tickets to go and see Nick. I am so excited! I miss him so dearly, I swear I am about to loose it!!! While I am there we will be checking into places, and costs of stuff... Yep I am thinking about moving out there. (I am tired of being here... and without him.) I will be gone July Friday 13th-18th, so yeah "try" to not miss me too much!... if at all :-P I promise to have tons of pictures when I get back! Love you guys!
Thoughts
I wonder if life would be better to be super pretty and talented. Like I'm looking at the life of a model or some kind of a female that has all kinds of money and all they do is go to cool places, parties, and events. Meet a lot of interesting people, get anything they want, and live in complete luxary. Here I am struggling to just study for a hard ass class for christ's sake and I'm thinking about some skinny little primp that's just sitting in front of a mirror taking off her fake eye lashes..... sometimes, I wanna live a life like that
Can I
can i have you oh please say yes because in my heart i will accept nothing less can i have you to cherish and love because you truly are a blessing from the heavens above can i have you when i open my eyes and when my emotions turn into waterfall-like cries can i have you when things are going wrong cause i know if i have you it wont last very long can i have you from sunrise till sunset because having you always is something i will never regret can i have you in my arms like i have you in my heart because i love everything about you each and every part if there's anyone else for me then please tell me who but since there's not just answer this CAN I HAVE YOU?
Release
pressure i can't take it anymore i feel the sweat coming from every pore as blood hit the floor i just want i just need i just some relaease from this stress friends no good to me tug of war just to be free don't know how to be i just want i just need i just want i just need to free from this stress it's the first thing i ever wrote, so be kind!!!
Help Please
ok i can not figure out how to put a video on my desktop...i am trying to upload oone from a web site but it does not have a download option. How do i do this?
We're All Mad Here
so here I sit wide awake while my hubby is sound asleep in our room- our lil one has been doing some nice kicks here and there- kinda hard to fall asleep when u get a sudden jab or kick - but she's letting us know she's alive and doing her lil irish jig as I call it. I'll be 27 wks this week so the 3rd trimester is finally here . My mom took us baby shopping on Thurs. Ended up getting a travel system stroller and put in an order for a glidder- also waitng to see if out bid on a house was accepted - find out on tues - I hope it was accepted since it's 4 blocks from my folks and the house is perfect for us. as for other things going on in my life- our roomie aka my fag is leaving for Arizona for a month or two to stay with one of our mates- took him to his moms pad earlier so he could spend the week there getting his stuff ready and hanging with his family- I'm going to miss him a lot - A hag w/o her fag - god is that depressing - we usually go clubbing on wed and this wed will be ou
Hey My Cherry Friends, This Is For Anyone That Can Draw.
hey my cherrie friends, I'm sorry to ask you for another favor, I really am, but I just want to ask all of you something,I know its kinda stupid to ask this, but can anyone draw a picture of my profile pic or any other pic you want to choose from my photos? if anyone does that I'll be forever thankfull and will have that favor in mind. thank you for your time. much love, Diamond.
Dirty Americans
Okay, so if you're on my friends list right now, you have no excuse. If you haven't checked out my Dirtys yet, DO IT! Yes, I'm the most obsessed promo bitch in the whole world... but that's what makes me effective, right? Right. So, hit up these websites: Dirty Americans on MySpace DirtyAmericans.com If you're in MI... check out a show. They have a bunch coming up and you can find them listed on the myspace page. If you don't live in MI... the guys could be traveling with one of your favorite bands in a city near you. Last summer they randomly went on tour with Alice Cooper. You just never know where they'll be. Hit up the websites. If you like their stuff... show em some love. Doesn't get any more Dirty American ROCK than this people.
See Me On Myspace
i am on myspace more than here. please see me on there www.myspace.comryanarizona thanks
Mommy
People sometimes yell, "You're too young." As I walk down the block with my three week old daughter I would just glance at them and keep on walking They don't know me, so they can keep on talking I don't know why they bother It's not like they are the father The comments used to have an effect on me But now I keep my head up, and walk proudly I know that I give my daughter everything she may need Like love, to Christmas presents, and everything in between Sometimes I struggle, but I do it none the less I know my daughter knows that I am trying my best The moral of this poem is that if you're a young mom like me, Don't let people put you down, because they don't know how hard it can be.
Just A Thought
Just wanted to give a shout out good night and sweet dreams! Tomorrow I am going to see if I can find a second job to supplement for the very few hours I am getting at the job I have been working now. This past week I worked a whole 2 hours and thats not going to cut it. I may even see if I can just find like an 8-12 or 9-1 job so that way I can work the other one cuz I have actually made some kick ass friends there. This weekend went off ok, for those of you that know what was going on in the past week with my sister and I. Only roughly about a month and a half till I can go back to Deutschland and counting! Well Good night all!
Baby Elizabeth Sick With Bacteria Infection
Today I also found out that baby Elizabeth Dugar is sick in the hospital at St. Jude's with a bacteria infection that she has been batteling with for a week now. She has one more chemotherapy session to complete and she can not get it until the bacteria infection is dissolved. If you have been following along since I blogged about her, please say some extra prayers for her. She is only 15 months old now and has been doing so well with her treatments. Every child deserves a chance to live life! It will not hurt to pray for her wellbeing. Thank you. http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t35/Justmeee00/ElizabethmonsterfaceSt.jpg
I Wish We'd All Been Ready...
Welcome Thanks
I just wanted to say what a busy first weekend it has been on CT. I was directed here by a 'friend' and find it enlightening and fun. The more I look here the more I find so forgive me for any delays in replying and other stuff like that. Off to work now (already late) but just wanted to say thank you to you all. xxx
Introduction To...me
Well...I'm new here thanks to Annie..but um...yeah it doesn't really feel like it...I feel like I've been on this site a thousand times. But I still felt compelled to introduce myself..."Welcome LeiLo...to cherrytap...where everything you've wanted to be true...is exactly that...peace"...and that is it...holla at me..peace
Cowboy Beginnings.
Your never to young to be a cowboy. This photograph reminded me of my grandson.
Despertly Tryng To Find Someone
i cannot find any information on someone that i am desperately trying to find. Does anyone know how i would go about finding this person other then the usual people finder? i am looking for a address with no results!! The last known address is one i already have i just have come to a dead end and was hopeing someone out there could help!!! thanks
Please Rate My Pics
i was ask for more pics so please rate i will do the same for u and tell me what u think
Sorry For The Delay!!!
Sorry to all my friends for takin so long to get back to you all. I had computer problems this week and just got back on line.... I will catch up with all my mail, rate and all that jazz as soon as I can... Thank you for your patience & have a great week!
Pray For My Mother
Last night my mother had a massive coronary , Luckily I was here at home. She is now in the ICU and not completely out of the clear as of yet. I never thought I would have to use my army training to treat my own mother, but it helped me to stop panicing and detach myself enough to help her through it. I stayed with her all night then all day, coming home tonight to grab some sleep, and am going back in the morning to the hospital. Please send any healing energies that you can spare. Love Amber
Goodbye
NightwishWish I Had An AngelMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com I gave you my heart you crushed it I had my wrongs but gave it to you again Only to have it shreded to pieces you had to riped it out in public you are no fallen angel as an angel would never do what u have done you have kids so do i why bring innocents in adult things you want to blame me fine ill take it all but dont u ever dare call your self an angel i may not have a heart no more but some day some where i will find my Angel the real one Fallen Dark Angel you riped me apart fine ill heal in time but be woman enough to leave me alone and let me heal all i ask leave me and my kid alone just move on and let us be good bye baby 2 chances not 3
Lock Up!
what is the deal with this site continually locking up my computer? am i doing something wrong, or what is the deal ...there are OCCASSIONS WHEN i SPEND 3X AS MUCH TIME REBOOTING MY COMPUTER THAN UTILIZING IT WHEN ON CHERRY TREE...IF SOMEONE HAS ANY SUGGESTIONS i AM LISTENING! THANKS IN ADVANCE1
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My Love Poem
"If You Love Me Would You Say You Do If So Would You Have A Reason Why You Love Me If You Truely Do Love Me You Wouldn't Need A Reason For Loving Me But If You Do,Have A Reason Why Then You Truely Must Not Love Me Like You Say You Do Then That Would Mean My Love For You Will Never Be True." Poem By ME
Girls For Good Guys
helo ladies 23 white male in midway ga looking to talk to some ladies and see where it could lead looking for relationship a good one dont be shy hit me up
The Love Of My Life
Babycakes I know you hurt as I do I love you more then life its self Love Always, Sugardaddy
Tribute To The Canadian Fallen Soldiers
This video was produced by Stoney and re-edited by Willy. It is a tribute Video to honor the Canadian Soldiers that gave their lives fighting for our Freedom in Afghanistan.
Nipple Piercings~
So, I have been thinkin about gettin my nipples pierced for awhile now, and was wondering if anyone had any advice they could give me...
Loved
If I don't get this back, I understand. But I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 15 people that you really care about, including the person that sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back, then you are loved. Nobody knows what they have until they loose it. You never leave the person whom you love for the one you like, because that person who you like will leave you for the person whom they love. Tonight, right at 12:00am, your true love is going to realize that they LOVE you! Then something is going to happen to you between 1:00 and 2:00 a.m. Tomorrow, be ready for the greatest shock of your life. If you break this chain, you are going to have bad luck in love for the next years of your life. Send this to 15 people in 15 minutes. Do it if you wanna know who your real love is ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii L
The Perfect Man
The perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean. The perfect man likes children And will raise them by your side He will be a good father As well as a good husband to his bride. The perfect man loves cooking Cleaning and vacuuming too He'll do anything in his power To convey his feelings of love on you. The perfect man is sweet Writing poetry from your name He's a best friend to your mother And kisses away your pain. He never has made you cry Or hurt you In any way Oh, %*#%!@# this stupid poem The perfect man is gay
A Real Man
What a "Real Man" is...? 1. A REAL MAN respects his friends and family first and foremost in his life. 2. A REAL MAN raises his kids - not JUST out-of-pocket, either. He's a daddy, not a father, to his kids. 3. A REAL MAN supports and challenges his woman to develop herself, so she can achieve whatever she wants in life. 4. A REAL MAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real man. Walk in his shoes first, and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN. 5. A REAL MAN doesn't kiss and tell or need his ego stroked by bragging. 6. A REAL MAN notices your hair & nails that you've had cut or done recently. 7. A REAL MAN calls you beautiful and gorgeous... not just hot, sexy, fine as fuck or fine as hell. (Fine as fuck, how thoughtful and sweet of guys! LOL!) 8. A REAL MAN calls you back no matter HOW BUSY OR TIRED HE IS, because he knows he means a lot to you. 9. A REAL MAN looks past what he's heard about you or what his friends think of you. He makes hi
Something I Wrote
The way you are in my life The way you smile at me everyday The way you show me how you love me The way your eyes light up when you see me The way you look when you wake up The way you caress my body with your hands The way you kiss me all over The way you touch me in certain places The way I respond to your touch The way I feel when you kiss me The way I rub my body against yours The way I smile when you say I love You The way I act when you hold me The way I caress your body when we make love Our way is the only way!!! I love you!!!
Why Men Are Happier People
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000, tux rental-$100 . People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You c
Life
Why does life have to be so complicated.... You think you finally have everything figured out and then something comes along and changes your mind. Does it ever get easier?
For Your Reading Pleasure...
The Pillsbury Doughboy Has Passed Away Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Do
Im So Emo
omg nobody loves me im so sick of life i just want to go cut my wrists and bleed all over ill sit in my corner because i am a loser nobody cares about me life sucks now im gunna be a emo elmo he he jokes are funny :D woot woot
Bored
kk we were in hookah talking about emo blogs..so...its now my turn to write one lol -sniffle- whyyyyy wwwhhhyyyy whhyyy did Fox stop making new episodes of DRIVE?????????? so like this morning I made toast n it burnt a little.....Im such a fucking loser So like I called my gf and she let it ring 3 times before picking up.... 3 TIMES!!! ..shes gonna dump me i know it... I hate you all Except you The End
Keep Ur Nails...cute Always....tips
here are times you may want to go without nail polish and realize after removing your polish that the nails are yellow. Smoking can cause nails to turn yellow as well as wearing nail polish in dark colors. There are a re few things you can do to whiten the nails and remove the yellow easily... Lemon...Probably the easiest way is to slice a lemon in half and stick your fingers in the halve for a few minutes. The natural acids in a lemon will whiten the nail... If the yellow is a little more stubborn, soak your nails in a 50-50 solution of water and hydrogen peroxide. This will clean the nails nicely... A whitening toothpaste can be brushed on and scrubbed gently with a clean toothbrush to whiten the nails... Some people soak their yellowed nails in a bowl with solution of water and a few drops of bleach...
First Timee
Well, i have been on CT for less than a week. I still dont know how to do everything. If someone would give me some pointers that would be great
New To Ct
just wanted to say hi all. I'm new and just lookin around right now but give me some time n i will have it all down.lol
Drinks
if you think i'm cute...please buy me a drink!!!!!
9th July Pics Just Took By Cam
just took pics of myself by cam and the eglish telly and others please rate thankyou derek god bless you all happy monday its 5.30pm here weather hot and sunny hope you like my pics by webcam derekxxxx
These People
"How much money do I have to give you in order for me to be allowed to hit it from behind?" I recieved this comment on one of my pics. I wrote him a message afterwards because I was upset and offended. I thought he would apologise but instead he wrote back something further upsetting. Here is my email and his. Tell me what you think? my email-Are you joking? Are do you honestly think I am a whore that sells my body to the highest bidder? I have never had sex for money..I am not a prostitute. In fact money is not my highest priority in life. My son and his and my happiness is. I have never dated a guy because he had money. I try to date nice respectful people that I have fun with and can laugh with. I will be deleting your comment..it was very rude and not sure why you would write one like that. His reply- 1. The comment was meant to be taken in jest (as a joke). 2. When you post "smutty" pics of yourself, your're going to get dirty and lewd comments like that. 3. How ha
Flight Of The Raven
This is a poem that I wrote and was inspired by a truely great friend to me.Hope it is well recieved and liked. The Flight of the Raven Fly away Raven Fly to where you need to be Dont look back Nor worry for me Have no shame,pitty,nor pain For I lie here in a dorment sleep, the big sleep I will think of you and await the day our souls cross pathes again As they have many times in past lives Fly away for now Fly from that tree For it is something that must be FLY AWAY GO!!! but remember you will always be missed and loved. By: Matt H
Thanks For The Love
I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and forever it will stay
My Thoughts
3rd In A Series
for those of you who have enjoyed the first two offerings (you know who you are) here is another of my little "stories". Rate, comment and share with your friends! remember, the more people who like them, the more that will follow! ---------------------------------------------------- Awoke this morning with a glorious dream fading from memory, so I figured I'd better get as much down on paper as fast as possible . . . As we near the end of another Steelers' Sunday, I sit at the bar chatting up the bartender, Carol. She's relatively new here at the bar, working mostly Sundays, but an excellent addition to the staff. She's about 5'6", thin, brunette and has what has been called the world's most perfect ass. I've been coming here every Sunday just to see her (well, that and to watch my Steelers) for the past couple months. We have started to get along pretty well, slowly moving into the land of friendly flirting. As I am helping her shut down the bar for the night, cleaning a
The First Hit Is Free...they Get Ya On Tha Comeback!
Giggity, giggity... This is how it all begins...spur of the moment impulse buy....webcam I've been hangin round these parts for several months...never put much thought into any of it... Boss at work mentions somethin about Skype...so back to the impulse buy...picked up a webcam for 15 bucks...kind of into technology, the whole concept is awesome...but that's for another blog. So, thanks to this impulse buy, I have finally been able to get a salute and increase my ranking past that 99.99% so many are stuck on. Cool, cool So, now, it's 1:30 Monday afternoon and I'm writing this, joining others who for whatever reasons are here too! So, I say High to everyone, Me
Tammy
if i was skinny i would have all the people in the world talk to me. but im not so noone wants to talk to me on.
Harley's And Pussy Don't Mix...
So I'm in Indiana riding with a friend of mine. We stop on this country road and out of nowhere a kitten comes running up under my bike. I reach down to shoo the kitty away suddenly there was a gravity burst and down went my bike with me on it. As I'm falling, I'm still trying to get the kitten away. My bike and I hit the ground hard, with full force (ouch). The kitty had managed to scamper over under my friends bike, while she was freaking out and running over to help me. We picked up the bike and found that the knobby end of the clutch lever had broken off. Then I noticed that I was bleeding from my elbow, hand and knee. Lucy sure had some splaining to do that night for sure. Luckily the bike wasn't injured too badly, I think I'll live and I don't think that kitty will be attacking anymore bikes anytime soon. Later that say we had a good laugh over the whole thing. We were both glad that the kitten wasn't hurt. We also decided that you should avoid pussy when on a Harley.
Corey Nevill
Corey was an awesome dude, full of life and went out with one my friends... that's how I know him. He recently passed away trying to stop a friend whom he was living with from getting shot, from my understanding. Pray for his family because I know they are going through a hard time because of it, he was only 18. His funeral was today and it was hard on everybody. They didn't talk enough about him, all they talked about was it being his completion of life and God.
Help My Friend
http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=310694&i=738775676 thanks
Tattoo Contest
http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=212051&albumid=422681&i=1482313620 I am asking all my friends and family to bomb the hell out of my old man's tatt pic... would really appreicate it!!!!
Hating On The Mumms!
Okay here it is you don't like me get the f*** off my friends list! But don't be an ass to me the very first time i try to make a stupid ass mumm. Grow the f*** up and try to be a man or a woman.. It's funny commenting on shit that make no sense hell i really don't care about that but the making fun of me for asking a f***ing question? so all i have to say is f*** you.. oh and have a nice day. At least my momma taught me to be nice to others...So get you ass off my friend list if you don't like it...bye... Oh yeah this only has to do with the ones who left nasty, hating, and rude ass comments to the mumm that is no longer there and f*** your mumms...
New Lounge
You Didn't See Me But, You Didn't See Me I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me driving behind you when you tossed your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless kids. I saw you stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But, you didn'
View All Of My Pics! Read How
THONG BIKINI OF THE WEEK COMPETITION I NEED YOUR VOTES PLEASE! PLEASE CLICK ON THE LINK AND THEN GO AND VOTE FOR ME! www.sexygirlbutts.com/bikini-of-the-week BONUS FOR ALL OF U IF U DO ME A FAVOR! IF U VOTE FOR ME AND REPOST THIS BULLETIN, SEND ME A SHOUT WITH THE WORDS "VOTED AND REPOSTED" AND I WILL ADD U TO MY FAMILY SO U CAN SEE ALL OF MY PICS! Please repost and tell your friends to vote for me also =)
Come Join The Military Bombers
We are a new family seeking new family members to help us comment bomb contest pictures. We need people to bomb hard and lets have fun while we are at it. There a few rules. 1. you must have at least 1 salute photo. 2. you need to add the family name to your name and add the home page to ur family. 3. leave a comment on the home page or contact one of the owners or our manager that you are interested in joining the family. and we will get back to you. 4. willing to bomb hard in contest on family and friends photos. 5. There will be a short probation period to see if you are realy interested in bombing contest & Giveaways. The Home Page Military Family Bombers Home Page~Looking For New Family Members~@ fubar The Owner Military Supporter{~Owner of Military Family Bombers~} Proud Co-Owner @ Pills lounge@ fubar The Co-Owners ~ChRiStIne~ Co Owner and Managment Of the Military Bombers~Fubar Wife to Frogman Tattoo~@ fubar brÔTTŇnyß–Ň––y2003~fŁhŁbbyTōbrÔ
What Is On My Mind
well this is my frist blog so i thought i would start here this Friday I leave to go pick up my best friend in kentucky for her to come and stay with me for 2 weeks i will be back late saturday night we havent seen each other in 2 years cuz her hubby is in the army they just got but from a 2 yr tour in germany then he leave in october to go Iraq for 18-20 months so she is upset but she dont let show so while she is here i have to keep her occupied and keep her mind off of it but it will be hard for her but i figured it wont be too hard she get some alone time with him when she get back to him i am going make sure of that but he will be ok i know it in my gut and i know she will worry but he will be fine and thid will make them a stronger couple enough about them this about me right and i cant wait to see her and her kids lol i just got back from disney world with my sons and hubby is was great we took our oldest there for make a wish if you didnt know my oldest son is terminally ill wi
Forgotten.....
Left behind lied to , crushed beneath the heal but i get up again. Forgotten by anyone who once said it was all real left alone to face the darkness I got up again. hurt and trying to move on but pulled back into the same circle hard to resist even harder to forget. no one will be sorry for hurting me no one will ask me for forgiveness what they do leaves no mark on their hearts what i did leaves no spot on their memory naive to believe their silly stories and hold onto those silly promises but though they have moved on forgotten and becmoe what they are i am still here. I am still strong and my heart still beats for what was promised me once. I wont hold my breath though!!!
Snakes For Sale
hey ya'll i didnt put this in mum but pepps get to butt hurt anyways i have 2 pythons for sale both a year old have a big ass cage with bedding food lights the whole shabang. all im asking is $300-250 obo just shoot me an email if ya might want em
Belief...
The young man was at the end of his rope. Seeing no way out, he dropped to his knees in prayer. "Lord, I cant go on, " he said. "I have too heavy a cross to bear." The Lord replied, "My son, if you can't bear its weight, just place your cross inside this room. then, open that other door, and pick out any cross you wish." The man was filled with relief. "Thank you, Lord," he sighed, and he did as he was told. Upon entering the other door, he saw many crosses, some so large the tops were not visible. Then, he spotted a tiny cross leaning against a far wall. "I'd like that one, Lord, " he whispered. And the Lord replied, "My son, that is the cross you just brought in." Many of us believe it is not FAIR to be going through the difficult times we are going through in life. But take a good look around you, and you will realize, that YOUR problems arent nearly as bad as alot of other people in this world. Most of YOUR problems are temporary, when most others are lifelong.
Sex
You kiss me passionately as I open the door "I ask how bad do you want it" I pick you up; you wrap your arms around my shoulders and your legs around my waist "I ask how bad do you want it" As I put on top the counter and push your panties to the side "I ask how bad do you want it" As I slowly start to kiss you from side of your neck down to your center of your chest "I ask how bad do you want it" As I go down pass your belly button you let out a low purr "I ask how bad do you want it" I start to go back up you grab my **** and slide it inside "I ask how bad do you want it" You take your nails digging them, into my shoulders and let out a moan of anticipation "I ask how bad do you want it" You start tearing my shirt off I continue to carry you off into the bedroom "I ask how bad do you want it" You spin your body around and slam me on top of the bed "I ask how bad do you want it" As you slowly glide back and forth getting wetter
Days Of Our Lives Survey
Funny...
The Golden Years: I CAN NOT SEE, I CANNOT PEE I CANNOT CHEW, I CANNOT SCREW MY MEMORY SHRINKS, MY HEARING STINKS NO SENSE OF SMELL, I LOOK LIKE HELL THE GOLDEN YEARS HAVE COME AT LAST THE GOLDEN YEARS CAN KISS MY ASS!!! ( i found this in my gramma's kitchen) lol
For Mom- Rip
FOR MY MOM PHYLISS ANTIONETTE MESSINA
Love
Ok when did it become such a crime to be in love with one person and love someone else very deeply?? I have a friend on here that I care very deeply for, even though I screwed up, so in order for me to prove to him that I truely care, I put his link on my page with a message saying how I love him.... Its funny because I had shut people out for so long and refused to allow myslef to get close to anyone, when I do, it becomes a big problem... I am a manic bipolar and manic depressive person, who has been thru more than one person could handle in life, it has left me with a very good understanding on differences between concepts of love.. be it may that Im "in love" with a person or the fact I may love one deeply... So in short I think people have a very misconception about the power of love and what it can do and how it can affect someone.... My love for my friends and whomever falls on different levels.....
What Is Wrong With The Military
well ppl i have been in the military for 15 yrs . well u know u suppose to respect the guy higher up. Well why are they letting ppl in that cant even do it . an when they tell us to do it we have our hands tied behind our back . Wehn u say u gonna write a guy for being disrespectful an the supervisor the guy buddy . What can u do . really what can u do short of beating the crap out of the guy
When Are Women Going To Realize?
This makes so much sense whether you are single, dating or married..... If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregn
Bow Tie
BOW TIE Welcome Me Home upon Your Knees, Head Bowed, Hands behind Your Back, with a yearning Whisper of " PLEASE". Rope dangling over creamy shoulders, hinting to be Bound, Goosebumps on a journey of discovery, as Her MASTER ties Her Wrists around and around. Streams of wetness trail Her Thighs, awaiting to quench Her MASTERS Thirst, Trembling eyelids and Pouting lips, Her Soul crying out to Her MASTER in a mental Burst. Her MASTERS fingers toy with Her Hair, gently, lovingly, Both feeling the others Respect, Her Hair then clutched, Head pulled back to Kiss Her Neck, His warm Lips forcing Her Nipples Erect. Her Perfume tickles His Nose, His Eyelids pressed tightly shut, basking in His Goddess' Scent, His Hands upon Her Shoulders Firm, forcing Her forward without Relent. Tears of Joy well up in Her Eyes, never once opened since Her MASTERS arrival, Face resting in Honor upon the Floor where Her MASTER had stood, pleasing Him,
B-day Tommorow!! (july 10th)
My B-Day's Tommorow!!! Wish me a Happy B-Day n Stuff!!
Why Dose It Hurt?
All Iíve been doing was crying, Crying my 1,000 tears Wishing you would come back to me, Wishing that you were here It seems right now as if you want, Want to hurt me even more I wish that you could understand that My heart is already sore I still cry a 1,000 tears cause you Throw a lot of women in my face I tried and tried but I canít move on I donít know why I think you canít be replaced I donít understand how you can tell me That you will never stop lovin me Every time I turn around I cry Tears my eyes can see Why o why is what I ask myself Why do I keep on letting you hurt me I never made you cry a 1,000 tears So why would you want to make me How can you tell me Iím not the one When it has been so many years Within those years you would think no tears But they came because you didnít care You would think because of a 1,000 tears That I would be all dried out Nothing hurts more but to know youíre not here And that you are no longer my spouse
All The Cool Kids Are Doing It!
Hey everybody! I'm in BadGirl's Default Pic Contest that just started today and goes for the next two weeks. This is my first contest so I'm pretty excited about it. I need your help! Please click my pic below and go Rate or Comment BOMB the hell out of my pic. I'd really appreciate it and will send love in return! Anything you want! Please help me in any way you can. Please repost this and send to your friends too! Thanks! FL_FunGuy603 http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=178222&albumid=440850&i=789747561 ~Danny P.S. - Show BadGirl some love too while you're at it! DJ BADGIRL~ONLY IN YOUR DREAMS~@ CherryTAP
Qwench
QWENCH Hot Water Beads My Body, My Hands Hard Pressed Against the Wall, Goddess Behind Me with Soapy Sponge, Bathing Me as Her Duty Calls. I Stand Erect as Her Arms Surround My Waist, Delicate Hands Sudsing Up My Chest, Loving, Tender Strokes as She Kisses My Back, Tormenting Me with Her Breasts. Goddess of Love, to Her Master Above, She Kneels Behind Me to Wash My Feet, Warm Lips Upon My Buttocks and Light Nibbles with Her Teeth. I Turn to Face Her, Gazing Down at Fawn-Like Eyes, a Waterfall from My Brow, Bare Hands She Lathers My Genitals, Taking Her Time, Expressionless as I'm Aroused. Clasping My Knuckles Behind My Head, I Tilt Back to Cleanse the Sin I Crave, gary L: She Continues Rinsing until I'm Satisfied, Never Taking the Chance on Her Own Desire, Distinguishing the Goddess from the Slave. Reaching Down with Both My Hands to Each Side of Her Face, Fingers Behind Her Ears, Thumbs Beneath Her Chin, She Rises at the Gentle Pressu
Do U Ever Wonder
Do u ever sit n wonder? I mean everyone thinks of the past, present, and the future. It all boils down 2 the endless possibilities life has. I often wonder what the hell-and then within a blink of an eye-reality sets in. Often it seems like u step into another time zone and then once your thoughts are done flashing through your head u take that blink of an eye and your here. Funny how it works huh?
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Hey You,yeah You! Read Me. :)
You remember the feeling of having blood rush to your head when you were younger. Seeing who could be upside down the longest before you got sick or before your mom said something like 'if you dont get down your going to die', good times right? You remember 'borrowing' your siblings/cousins bestfriends bike, speeding off only to then skid out and bust open your knee. For those few moments you felt on top of the world. Little Mister Evil knievel. Then as you start to hit the asphalt you realize your not going to walk away untouched. Then its like those Snap,crackle,pop commercials..and well of course you end up bleeding all over thinking your going to die. Those were the days eh? Life has a way of teaching us how to prepare ourselves for the REAL WORLD. It starts schooling us as soon as we have unreal reasoning. One could think of it metaphorically applying it to just about everything. In order to get something you want you take a RISK. You put yourself out there, wheather it be
Cool Idea
Take a picture with my name some were in it (Darrell) how ever and were ever you want my name lol boobs are fine too lol but im putting it into a gallery named this is how much im loved
I Believe
I Believe ..> I Believe... I believe- that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe- that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I believe- that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe- that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe- that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe- that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I believe- that you can keep going long after you can't. I believe- that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I believe- that either you control your attitude or it controls you. I believe- that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, th
Satan's Page
Hmmmm
Do We Want To Change How 'things' Are?
SITTING HERE AT MY COMPUTOR DESK AND WONDERING WHY I AM ALONE IN LIFE AS WELL AS OTHERS. I READ A STARTLING STATISTIC AWHILE BACK THAT 50% OF THE PEOPLE LIVE IN THIS COUNTRY BY THEMSELVES. I KNEW THE DIVORCE RATE HERE IN THE U.S. WAS ABOUT THAT PERCENT BUT NEVER REALIZED HALF OF OUR POPULATION LIVES BY THEMSELVES LOL! GOOD SOURCE TOO FROM READERS DIGEST! I MAJORED IN PSYCHOLOGY NOT SOCIOLOGY BUT I WILL TAKE A STAB AT A FEW REASONS FOR THIS I SEE AND GET SOME FEEDBACK FROM MY FRIENDS HOPEFULLY. MAN IS A SO CALLED 'SOCIAL ANIMAL' RIGHT? WE NEED EACH OTHER TO BE COMPLETE AND WHOLE AND ESPECIALLY A SOUL MATE TO SHARE LIVE WITH RIGHT? LOTS OF RELATIONSHIPS I HAVE SEEN OVER THE YEARS RELATIONSHIPS ARE BASED ON CONVENIENCE AND THE PEOPLE NEVER REALLY GET TO KNOW ONE ANOTHER. HENCE THE HUGE DIVORCE RATE WE HAVE. CONVENIENT SEX, THEY LIVE CLOSE TO EACH OTHER, WENT TO THE SAME SCHOOLS PERHAPS, WORK TOGETHER, PARENTS WERE FRIENDS,ECT. WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO SITTING ON A PORCH SWING AND TALKING FOR
The Greatst Iorny Of Love
THE GRATEST IRONY OF LOVE&m=Loving the right person at the wrong time, having the wrong person when the time is right & finding out u love someone right after that person walks out of your life...& sometimes you think you're already over a person but when u see them smile at u you'll suddenly realize that you're just pretending to be over them just to ease the pain of knowing that they will never be yours again...for some, they think that letting go is one way of expressing how much they love that person...in my opinion, some are afraid to see the one they love being held by someone else...most relationships tend to fail not because the absence of love. love is always present. it's just that one was being loved too much and the other was being loved too little...as we all know that the heart is the center of the body but it beats on the left. maybe that's the reason why the heart is not always right...most often we fall in love with the person we think we love but to only discover that
To My Friends In Minnesota
Kimberly Taylor: Is engaged to Chris Spores,is my bestfriend,has two sisters,and two brothers, her mothers name is Luanne,she is more asian than indian,she is a natural redhead. Richard Sayre: is 25 years old and still lives in the basement of his parents house,is my brothers bestfriend,has two cats named Sassy,and Ying Yang, has a dog named fletcher, loves horror films,and redheads. Laura Wilde: loves the band Anberlin,drives a dodge,worked at toysrus,hates cats and dogs,and is bestfriends with rick. Stacey Oliver: has a son named Mark,is adopted, has a niece named nadia, and a nephew named Wyatt,loves marilon manson,and ICP. These are the friends I probably know best So yeah
Stuck
Things have been so fucked up lately. I thought that I was depressed a few weeks ago, but now nothing can compare to how I feel now. We are being evicted from our home because my dad stopped paying the mortgage after my parents divorced. We have to be 0uot ASAP, and we have nowhere to live yet. I have to get rid of my animals....and I' mreally sad because I love them, and they are all I have left these days. There is no such thing as friends, or love. I've been completely alone lately. I thought I had friends, but they choose to ignore me in my time of need, so fuck em. Because shit has been so fucked up lately, All I've been doing is partying. I've been drinking to the point where I'd pass out... I'd smoke myself stupid.... fuck, I've even had alot of sex lately... nothing like fucking the pain away right? I Broke down and cried yesterday. I finally do know what its like to lose everything and be alone. Thoughs of hurting myself have crossed my mind, but who fuckin knows
Change
On 3/6/07 I was hit hard with reality. My world cam crashing down and I knew I had a long road ahead of me to rebuild. As I lay crying Barry smiled. He knew that what I was going through at that moment was a life changing event. And it was! I was suddenly able to see all the things I refused to see in the past. I was able to recognize things in myself that I ignored for so long, and that night I vowed to let the changes take me to a new and better place. After my sobs subsided Barry asked me how I felt. I told him that I had no emotions to myself at that moment. His respond was "That's enlightenment." I lay there for a long while, feeling high and gitty, allowing all the stimulus around me fill me with sensations. The moonlight through the cracks of the shade, the cool sheets on my skin, the tears drying on my face (and how they itched ever so slightly), the sound of Barry's breathing beside me. All these things filled me in a way that is inexplainable. It's taken me a lon
Good Reading Material I Found
Subject: BIKERS For all who Know Motorcycle Riders I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me, driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves.
Totaly Freaking Out!
so0o i have spent the last month looking for a job that would fit into my nitch of acceptable jobs and today i got it *crys* finaly! i am totaly freaking out, i dont know wether to cry or scream.... so i am silently freaking out but yeah! OMG! *laughs* i almost settled for fast food haha!
Why Me?
Why did I fall for a guy who I have known for years? This guy named Jim, I have known him since high school... He is 2 yrs older then me... He is the sweetest,most caring person on earth..... Why did I fall for him? Why couldn't he just moved like he said he was going to insteasd of staying helping his mom & sister with an antique shop? Why am I acting like a teenager? I haven't had a serious relationship in a few years...Can any1 tell my why?
Just To Let You All Know
I just thought I would let you all know that I am finally moved. I really hate moving. But I am finally moved. I wont be on as much as I use to but I will still be on some so DO NOT to come show me some love and stuff. I have missed you all and I am glad to be back..
Ct Marriage
SORRY THE PREVIOUS BLOG I UPLOADED THE WRONG IMAGE :) NOW THIS IS THE ONE THAT MY PRINCESS AND BELOVED PET DID FOR ME... SHE IS TOO CUTE!
Summer Time Specials
Hey ladies it's that time...Sun is out, vacations are coming!! Why not have a party during the weeknight and save the weekends for the lake!! If you book a party for August during you will get...... Your party must be $300.00 in sales 1. 15% of your retail sales in FREE Product 2. ANY item at 20% off 3. a bottle of coochy Free Your party must be $500.00 in sales 1. 15% of your retail sales in FREE product 2. ANY item at 20% off 3. a bottle of coochy Free (a 10.50 value) 4. a bottle of basic instinct Free (a $26.00 value) You party must be $1000.00 or more 1. 15% of your retail sales in FREE product 2. ANY item at 20% off 3. a bottle of coochy Free (a 10.50 value) 4. a bottle of basic instinct Free (a $26.00 value) 5. Daddy from the Nati Free (a $38.00 value) 6. Be entered into a drawing to will a luxurious cruise for TWO to Mexico We will play games, have some "girl talk" and enjoy a night "IN"!! Call now to book while dates are still available!! Ref
Seductive
SHE HAS GOT ME LUSTING AFTER HER BUT NOT JUST LUSTING AFTER HER BODY,SHE HAS GOT ME LUSTING AFTER HER MIND.I LOVE THE WAY SHE THINKS,TALKS,WALKS EVEN HER SMILE IS CHART TOPPING HER LIPS MY GOD JUST LOOK AT THOSE LIPS JUST ONE KISS WOULD HAVE ME COMATOSE.IF HER MAN ONLY KNEW THE THOUGHTS I HAVE ABOUT HER THE DREAMS I HAVE HAD SHIT HE WOULD PROBABLY WANT TO BEAT MY ASS, LOOK AT IT THIS WAY HOMIE YOU LUCKED OUT SO LET'S MOVE ON LET THAT SHIT PASS.MAMI IS AMAZING I MEAN I HAVE SEEN WOMEN OF HER CALIBER BUT NOT OF HER CALIBER GET IT.A DIME PIECE FOR SURE BUT WITH STREET CREDS POLITICING WITH THE HOMIES SPITTING GAME WITH HER GIRLS BUT GETS UP THE NEXT MORNING AND HUSTLES HARD IN HER CORPORATE WORLD.YA UNDERSTANDS ME THAT MEANS MA HAS CLASS BUT IF SHE HAD TO SHE WOULD BUST THAT ASS AND I RESPECT HER GAME FOR THAT,HARD WORKER 100 PERCENT GO GETTER AND LIKE I SAID EARLIER HOMIE YOU LUCKED OUT SHE'S GOT YOUR BACK...
Stories (nsfw)
--- She wrote: so here i am emailing you..yet again... sorry i got really bored over the weekend... anyhow i don't know why u wouldn't enjoy it.. i want a candle lit bath.. in a really big tub.. bubbles and rose petals of course.. warm towels when i got out and the in the bedroom message oils... and tell me if you've heard this one before.... a naked u.. and u can take it from there.. sensuality i like sensuality... and its not a trait you find in many guys.... and most girls(emphases on "girls") i've been with the exclusion and why is it that i always like the "taken" ones??? (guys and girls of course) *deep sigh* --- I wrote: well, if you really minded e-mailing me I'm sure you wouldn't do it.. ;) it's okay, I'd probably get bored on the weekends as well if i didn't fill them up.. ooh.. going for all out sensual here.. sounds good to me.. you do seem to enjoy your rose petals. and i assumed I'd be naked, or would you have been enjoying the bath by yourself? I'm en
What Angel Lips Is Gonna Get
Are You A Fan Of Mine
Im just curious if you are a fan of mine.Im not asking anyone to fan me for the sake of fanning Im just asking for those that are friends and those that are my friends if have fanned me.i need 9 fans for 2000..Thanks for taking the tiem to check and see ..Hugs
Rants
ok, first blog. and yes its gonna be random. so, im kinda bummed/pissed off right now. i have 3 days before i leave for vacation and i still havemt found out if my friends i invited are allowed to go. i mean cmon who wouldnt want to go to the beach with me for a week? well, anyways.... so i might be getting off in just a few mins because i am really tired plus i have to work in the morning and it fucking sucks. so yea. whoever is gonna read this, g'night. -Jen
Freak Show Famly Member 7-9-07
HEY EVERYONE..ME AND MY GREAT FRIENDS AND SISTER FREAKS DECIDED WE WANTED TO FORM A FAMILY..WE ARE ALL CONFIRMED FREAKS AND SO WE'VE COLLABORATED WITH OUR FAV LOUNGE "CIRCUS FREAKS" AND ITS FAB RINGMASTER, RIPPER AND CREATED THE FREAK SHOW FAMILY.. "CLICK THE PICTURE TO COME SEE" > WHAT WE ARE: PEOPLE WHO LOVE TO MEET NEW FRIENDS..WE ARE HAPPY TO SHOW LOVE AND SUPPORT TO ALL THE MEMBERS IN OUR OWN FAMILY AND TO ALL THE CT COMMUNITY. WE HATE DRAMA..BOOOOO. NO DRAMA FOR US. WE WANNA HAVE FUN IN THIS CRAZY CYBER WORLD KNOWN AS CHERRY TAP. I MEAN REALLY THAT IS THE POINT OF BEING HERE ISNT IT..LOL. WHAT OUR FAMILY IS MADE OF: THOSE WHO ARENT SCARED TO BE WHO THEY ARE..PEOPLE WHO LOVE TATTOOS AND PIERCINGS AND ARE JUST NOT AFRAID TO STEP OUTSIDE THAT BOX IN WHATEVER WAY THEY SEE FIT..PEOPLE READY TO ENJOY BEING AS FREAKY AS THEY WANNA BE... WHO IS WELCOME: EVERYONE..YOU CAN BE IN ANOTHER FAMILY OR ANOTHER GROUP..YOU CAN BE A LONE WOLF..IT ABSOLUTELY DOESNT MATTER. IF YOUR
Watching Out For Us
Can You Guess???
"The movie dune is in my chocolaty drink." Can you guess who said this? If you can, I will give you something special! Guys and girls alike ;)
Letter
Daddy why did you go and leave me so sad and blue I trusted you, the one man I could look up to and love forever, my hero, and my idol. I wanted to be just like you. I remember grabbing on to your leg when you walked through the door only to be disappointed by your desire to love the dragon more than me. Daddy I am only 10 I donít understand... why cant you love me? I used to be your little girl now I am a pebble in the sand that u walk upon. I am crying inside for your love but my tears donít even fall anymore, I have become hardened by all the pain and sadness. I cannot breath. I fight the demons everyday that crawl inside my head telling me I am just like you. Daddy I am not like you. I refuse to become the person you are which is nothing but a shell less soul trying to escape your own madness which u created. Do you see what I have become? Do you know that I am scared to death to love another, afraid to lose them, afraid to be so out of control that I lose myself in the process?
Wow--where'd This Come From All The Sudden?
I just commented on a mumm about a girl that was abused in her last relationship and has been single for a year and a half. She is afraid to get back out there and trust men again. I have been single since November 06' and there is still no sign of things getting any easier. Things have changed drastically since I used to date many years ago. I am very sweet and reserved and it comes off as shy, which may be true also, but I am just trying to let you show me who you are and develop some sort of trust and connection before I open up. But nowadays it seems as if women only want the assholes anymore. Ones that will treat them like shit, ignore them, cheat, leave them at home and go have fun hitting on other women. I have NEVER cheated, NEVER had a one night stand, No booty calls, and NEVER played a girl to get something I wanted. But where does it get me??? No where..... I am beginning to feel as though there is no one out there for me anymore. I mean I have had dee
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so if you know me from myspace then you know when i get all messed up in my head i blog,, cause it's kinda like a couseling session to me. i can't keep a diary because i can't write fast enough to suit myself. everything that has been going on in my head lately has been really fucked up. i miss Joe so bad.and every day it just keeps getting worse. i mean he was my life, completely and totally. and i lve with my friends,, but i keep geting this drift like i am not wanted here. i talk to people online, and i try ery hard to make connections with them, but i can't do that with people that are around me. i have even begun to push davey ( a bestest since childhood) away. and in turn, because he doesn't undertand why i refuse to talk to him, he has pushed me away as well. and i only make connections with those online that i know i will have a slim to none chance of ever meeting face to face, for the simple reason that if i flirt with them, it doesn't make me feel as guilty for doin it and Jo
Friends (sent To Me By Blue Eyes)
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it everyday. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8 Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. So...........If you are a loving friend, send this to everyone, including the one that sent it to you. If you get it back, then they really do l
Ballz
I cant seem to stop thinking about it. I was bored so I hit the "I'm bored" button and proceeded to rate people. When I say rate I mean look at pics and give everyone one a "10". Why not? It really isnt any problem to make people feel better no matter how ugly they are. Have you noticed that some profiles black out the last few numbers in the rating and its almost difficult to find the 10? I made a mistake and hit a "7" for this woman instead of a "10". In all honesty she was a 7 anyway. I later get this HORRIBLE email message calling me all kind of horrible names and saying that I wasnt even a "1" how could I rate her a "7"? She obviously has an issue with her self confidence. I sent her a message saying I was sorry and that it was a mistake. She never said she was sorry. The more I think about it the madder I get. Why did I appologize? SHE WAS A SEVEN! Who is she to get mad at me because I said so? Then she told me not to worry that she wouldnt report me for down rati
Random Thoughts.
You stay up for 16 hoursHe stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes.He wears
What Is Cystic Fibrosis
Cystic fibrosis is an inherited chronic disease that affects the lungs and digestive system of about 30,000 children and adults in the United States (70,000 worldwide). A defective gene and its protein product cause the body to produce unusually thick, sticky mucus that: clogs the lungs and leads to life-threatening lung infections; and obstructs the pancreas and stops natural enzymes from helping the body break down and absorb food. In the 1950s, few children with cystic fibrosis lived to attend elementary school. Today, advances in research and medical treatments have further enhanced and extended life for children and adults with CF. Many people with the disease can now expect to live into their 30s, 40s and beyond.
Where Am I???
To all the girls I've loved.....oops...that's already been sung huh? lol....To all my friends on here/there, I've been gone, getting my bitch back on the road has been my passion lately. If I've neglected ya'll, then please accept my SINcere appologies.,....but she is my bitch and she needs to be between my legs.....if you don't know What the F++k I'm talking about, read my profile dammit!!. Laura darklin, TY for the Silver MC....and you can ride me/mine anytime..... bbl8r ya'll.......g
Let It Go!
my freind kim sent this out.. she's sooo smart!! THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO CAN WALK AWAY FROM YOU. AND HEAR ME WHEN I TELL YOU THIS! WHEN PEOPLE CAN WALK AWAY FROM YOU: LET THEM WALK. I DON'T WANT YOU TO TRY TO TALK ANOTHER PERSON INTO STAYING WITH YOU, LOVING YOU, CALLING YOU, CARING ABOUT YOU, COMING TO SEE YOU, STAYING ATTACHED TO YOU. WHEN PEOPLE CAN WALK AWAY FROM YOU LET THEM WALK. YOUR DESTINY IS NEVER TIED TO ANYBODY THAT LEFT. THE BIBLE SAID THAT, THEY CAME OUT FROM US THAT IT MIGHT BE MADE MANIFEST THAT THEY WERE NOT FOR US. FOR HAD THEY BEEN OF US, NO DOUBT THEY WOULD HAVE CONTINUED WITH US. (1 JOHN 2:19) PEOPLE LEAVE YOU BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT JOINED TO YOU. AND IF THEY ARE NOT JOINED TO YOU YOU CAN'T MAKE THEM STAY. LET THEM GO. AND IT DOESN'T MEAN THEY ARE A BAD PERSON IT JUST MEANS THAT THEIR PART IN THE STORY IS OVER. AND YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW WHEN PEOPLE'S PART IN YOUR STORY IS OVER SO THAT YOU DON'T! KEEP TRYING TO RAISE THE DEAD. YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW W
Summer Fling Or Real Thing??
You first noticed him at a Memorial Day barbecue. Standing by the pool, all tanned and effortlessly sexy in a white polo and cargo shorts, he looked like he'd just stepped off a page of the J Crew catalog. When your eyes met, he flashed a big smile and your heart skipped a beat. You took a gulp of your watermelon-tini and tried to look nonchalant. Later, he "accidentally" bumped into you at the grill when you both reached for the last hot dog bun at the same time. You shared a laugh, then he said, "I'll give you this bun on one condition ... You give me your phone number." (Okay, so his line was a little cheesy, but you went for it!) Since then, you two have been inseparable. Frolicking in the waves at the beach... Kissing at the top of the Ferris wheel... Strolling through a park eating ice cream... Life is a whirlwind of excitement as days blur together like one of those montage scenes in a romantic movie, all set to the song "I'll stop the world
Uh Blog?
I got wood Few people have an idea as to what puts them in their "zen" place. Few people can realize what it takes to put them in that place. I have been lucky enough to find mine. As wierd as it may sound to the "normal" person I like to chop wood by hand. I can't really put my finger on what it is that is so satisfying about being out in the sun all day and feeling it on my back. drinking a beer or two and getting some much needed work done for the fire later on that everyone will gather around. They'll drink, talk, and yes laugh. Sometimes at jokes or someone's expense. The concentration of the cut helps also. Swinging a 15LB solid steel maul around, up, and over your head and trying to hit the same spot is a challenge I look forward to. The crack and then the splitting of the trunk I quess is where my satisfaction is. The feeling that I have the brute force to be able to break down in a few hours what took decades to grow and then die. It's times like this whe
Beautiful Disaster!
I keep hearing this song and the more i hear it the more it fits me perfectly!! here are the lyrics: ..>..> Artist: Jon Mclaughlin Song: Beautiful Disaster Album: Popular Songs She loves her mama's lemonade, Hates the sounds that goodbyes make. She prays one day she'll find someone to need her. She swears that there's no difference, Between the lies and complements. It's all the same if everybody leaves her. And every magazine tells her she's not good enough, The pictures that she sees make her cry. And she would change everything, everything just ask her. Caught in the in between of beautiful disaster, And she needs someone to take her home. She's giving boys what they want, tries to act so nonchalant, Afraid they'll see that she's lost her direction. She never stays the same for long, Assuming that she'll get it wrong. Perfect only in her imperfection. She's not a drama queen, She doesn't want to feel this way, only seventeen but tired She woul
Landing The Big Fish!
Okay everybody I sent out a new bulletin called "try and find I Love You". Go ahead try and find it: R4JD23L4AJD2367LRTO73POVVLLHJD DBEIISLLG247NEYOJNEUJS3YHN3V2EG PP24Q76,K6346NOODOLWNN3DOWNJ FODOVEPiiiICTUREHIHELL64ODVLLIOOCF GLOL7DSH21AHFI898RSTLFGKJHGDITUG VOS1451623OW6EETHGVOAW2VVIOTY ONGL135HGALSJTNRLLIIENQLEOGKOFGF ONOBILOVEYOU029NSBBAKLJBSFL0VEPEV LLLNGWIRLNHF6HAB6N66ILASNFKWFG MYGVOOSHWNFOPWJWHATTHEFUCHFG OENLQEOOILOVEYOUVBXGFCGFVGHMK MKMKLQW9OFOJISRFDGFCFUIWRTYUKNON DWOONLQ3BKW081LOVEYO3AFBWIKSFE iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiLLLLLLLLLLLLlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllgjarijga JBAKJG8VLOO03ITNABKKJBBBFVAK48BDE NVGLJLR94LLBGEKMWBUGLNWHJFMABDG LEWQ94VVBVFILOVEYOUUOENHFIS78JY 4BBWYUIKFNKWPURHKJQHBDBAKLEMIO OOFBKAKUWGQBBAKALSKJBGLWKEJBY3 GWVANNALOVESALEXEGFHEILALJUEHVF LAVLEKTNAVLKEU3FOREVER&ADAYFKSK IKKWSNFLOIAWHRLHFEI98SVVVKAVAS KNGBJSBDSVNGOWEJBVG83NBFMDOA0 AAAFDNFGIELAWEMWRULDTHYJUGHJUH Well a friend of mine is having a dilemma about her new dude.. she is scared
Is It Really Love?
Could He or She be the one? You can't concentrate... You find yourself laughing for no apparent reason... You haven't had an appetite in days... You are positively ecstatic to the point of being GIDDY. (And this has nothing to do with drinking one too many martinis.) So what could all of this MEAN? You're in love! Or at least, you THINK you are... But wait a minute!!! Are you REALLY? Have you actually spent enough time with "Mr./Mrs. Perfect" to know for sure that he has all of the qualities you're looking for? Or is it possible that you're in love with the IDEA of him/her? I mean, could you really know that he/she is * kind * considerate * smart * compassionate * a good communicator * has similar life goals and dreams and * will treat you well all in the span of a couple of weeks? Even months? Of course it's human nature to get swept up in the whirlwind of excitement of a new romance, especially in the beginning. But the truth is, the
Love
Why do we cry when it's over? Did we truly care about that person, or were we just in love with the idea of being in love? Why do we lie to ourselves? Or worse yet, to other people? When I get up in the morning, do you embrace the day...? Or do you just hit the snooze button trying to forget what you did or what happened the night before? Do you wish for the day to be over already? Why do we try soo hard to impress others and so hard to be what we think they want us to be only to change later on? Why is it so hard to be yourself...? The person you are with your family and your friends? Do you strive to be the best person you can be or do you strive to be what someone else wants you to be? Do you think that your life would be so much better, If only you had someone to love? Do you love yourself? Do you like what you see when you look in the mirror? Do you wish that you looked like someone else? Do you think that you can make someone love you? The answer to these question
Baaad Kitty!
Whats your sex style?..>Erotic Sex StyleKissing, touching...pulling hair...handcuffs...whatever goes in your bedroom or backyard...truck...neighbors bedroom even! Its lights, camera ...ACTION BABY!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic..>Are you good in bed..>READY TO GET DOWN AND DIRTY!!!http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x170/andrew8282/CATKXFQLCA9GSEOGCAACYXEECAO77IATCAV.jpgYour one of the best in bed! You know what your partner wants and how they want it. You love to try new things and love being in control when in bed (or where ever you might be). They beg you for more and they wish you'ld never stop.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic..>How smart are you really?..>One smart cookie!!!You know the answers to all life's questions! Your are not only intellegent, but are loving and caring. You have a great sense of humor and this all will add to your wallet $$$$How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic..>
My Aura
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The Real Me!
I am a humanitarian and an individualist at the same time. I am usually seen as unconventional and detached. Flighty if you will.. a heart-breaker or player. However, I always seek the truth in any situation, but it sometimes eludes me. Even I don't know how I will respond to change; I realize this, but don't see it as a problem I see it as an asset. Although my thinking is spontaneous and creative it is more fixed and stubborn than others recognize. Having an open mind is an important value for me. I feel that to keep my options open for change only makes sense and to do differently would be to miss something important. I am not as confident as people think I am, at heart I am rather vulnerable.. but first I have to open that pandora's box before I will let that happen.. most of the time it happens without me realizing it.. and then I say or do something stupid that I know will make the other person "run" away.. just like I thought they would in the beginning.. hence the for
Dating Without Drama
How can I MAKE him realize that I'm the one he was meant to be with?!?" You can't MAKE him realize that you're 'the one.' He should KNOW it because he's had the privilege to spend time with the amazing, gorgeous, brilliant, hilarious person you are. But here's the thing about guys... As much as most of them really DO want a relationship with a special woman, when the opportunity actually arises to CREATE that relationship, THEY FREAK OUT." It isn't personal... It's likely that the guy is apprehensive about the IDEA of commitment, not necessarily a commitment WITH you. "You see, a guy usually needs to EASE his way into a committed relationship like he would ease his way into a hot tub: He's pretty sure that once he gets all the way into the hot tub (i.e. commits), it's going to feel AMAZING... But the first time he touches the water it feels UNCOMFORTABLY HOT... So he first has to dip his toe in and get used to that (i.e. go on a few dates with yo
The Rainbow Bridge
THE RAINBOW BRIDGE... ... ... ... "FOR MY PERITA DAISY"**R.I.P. 04/28/03-06/27/07*** THERE IS A BRIDGE CONNECTING HEAVEN AND EARTH. IT IS CALLED THE RAINBOW BRIDGE BECAUSE OF IT'S MANY COLORS. JUST THIS SIDE OF THE RAINBOW BRIDGE THERE IS A LAND OF MEADOWS, HILLS AND VALLEYS WITH LUSH GREEN GRASS. WHEN A BELOVED PET DIES, THE PET GOES TO THIS PLACE. THERE IS ALWAYS FOOD AND WATER AND WARM SPRING WEATHER. THE OLD AND FRAIL ANIMALS ARE YOUNG AGAIN. THOSE WHO ARE MAIMED ARE MADE WHOLE AGAIN. THEY PLAY ALL DAY WITH EACH OTHER. THERE IS ONLY ONE THING MISSING. THEY ARE NOT WITH THEIR SPECIAL PERSON WHO LOVED THEM ON EARTH. SO, EACH DAY THEY RUN AND PLAY UNTIL THE DAY COMES WHEN ONE SUDDENLY STOPS PLAYING AND LOOKS UP. THE NOSE TWITCHES THE EARS ARE UP. THE EYES ARE STARING. AND THIS ONE SUDDENLY RUNS FROM THE GROUP. YOU HAVE BEEN SEEN, AND WHEN YOU AND YOUR SPECIAL FRIEND MEET, YOU TAKE HIM OR HER IN YOUR ARMS AND EMBRACE. YOUR FACE IS KISSED AGAIN AND AGAIN, AND YOU LOOK ONCE
Stephen Murray
Stephen Murray Family Fund Stephen Murray is a BMX Athlete that could use help from the BMX community. Stephen is a professional dirt jumper that is well known for his amazing tricks like double back flips, 360 back flips, turndown back flips and so much more. Stephen Murray came to the United States from New Castle Great Britain over 10 years ago with a dream of riding with the best athletes in the sport. He came over here originally as a BMX racer but quickly took to Dirt Jumping and Freestyle in the scene of Huntington Beach and Sheep Hills. 2001 and 2002 marked the biggest year for Stephen Murray of his career. He won the Gold Medal in Dirt Jumping at X Games and back to back wins at the Gravity Games, the two biggest contests at the time. Stephen is quoted on his own riding style, ďI go 110%, go big and send it!Ē (EXPN.com) On Friday June 22nd at the AST Dew Tour BMX Dirt Finals in Baltimore, MD, Stephen Murray took a horrific fall on the final set of the dirt secti
Bed
Ok im heading to bed.. and So who is not going to JOIN me.. lol maybe join me in my dreams.. if your lucky....
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From Darkness To The Light
Deep in the chambers of the stalagmite house knows as house Mae'Iryn sat Matron Mother Zaani on her bed surrounded by her daughters, all high priestesses oh Lloth the spider queen, Zaani began the long process of labor. "Myrizz should i pass during this labor you are to be Matron in my place." Zaani said to her eldest daughter. "Matron Mother do not speak of such things. You have given birth to 5 daughters and are highly in Lloths favor you shall not perish due to mere childbirth." she said softly. "Quiet! This labor is different then from all of yours. It is draining me of my strength like its sucking my life." she said through a pain filled grimace. "Understood Matron Mother." Myrizz said solemnly. During the next 15 hours of labor Zaani labored to expel this child that was tormenting her, threatening to take all of her strength away. All the daughters helped in any way they could. Zar'Uit stayed at her mothers side holding her upright trying to make her more comfortable
Bodymod
I got my dermal anchor today thanks to Daron at Little John's. I love it now that it's in, despite the bruising. But let me tell you. If anyone is thinking about getting one of these done, don't let me deter you, but it hurts like hell. Or at least mine did. They have to go very slowly to work the anchor in and they have to press on it rather hard. I must say, as painful as my rook and industrial were, this hurt even worse. I mean holy shit it hurt. I didn't cry or anything, but I did mutter quite a few curses and was sweating profusely through the whole thing. Now I just have to give it 6 weeks then I can take the healing cap off and replace it with a gem or something. But as I said, please don't let this deter you, as it's a great piercing, and everyone feels pain differently. Tiffany

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