Dear Mr.President
I am not homeless or out of work
And I am not starving at all
I don't need a new winter coat
And I don't need a new car
I will be honest and straight up
In saying that is not at all
Why I wrote this note
To you, Mr.President
I do have a bit of a problem
With my vision though
As my eyes are getting Glaucomic and old
I could use a new pair of glasses,
I suppose
But just to be honest with you
A wide screen 52 inch color
RCA LED T.V
Would be best for me
Since then I could see quite well
And not need glasses, You see?
While you are at it, Mr President
I could use Surround Sound
With my new TV
You see, my hearing isn't as good
These days as it used to be
And Surround is easier to hear
Than the built in speaker system
That comes with the factory model
Of the TV I need, my Dear
Also Mr. President I could use
A new Honda Gold Wing, if you please
Or just a nice Harley Davidson in red
Even used would be appreciated
So long as it runs and the tires aren't retreads
It can be modified to have three wheels
And a canopy to cover my head
So I will stay dry while cruising in rain
And not have to ask you for health care
money to pay for my Meds
Mr.President...
Another thing I need is a nice 160 gig
Wireless laptop with DVD and CD
Burning capabilities, playback, headphones
And It also needs a 20 inch screen
With a built in mic, you dig?
It needs to have a lot of storage space
And an extra flash drive would be too sweet
This will come in handy while I write
And try to actually earn my keep.
So Please Mr.President
Quickly send these things along to me
And I will be happy to accept them
And any monies you care to give as well
I could use a vacation and a boob job
Because without all this
My life is a pure living hell...
Please Mr.President, please?
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