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Life
how easy is it to put up a wall around your hart.... ever think about that? and then one day u meet someone and u start talking then dating and the next thing you know the wall you put up gets in the way. and you dont know how to take it down. you would rather feel safe then happy or get hurt again. well if you know how to take a wall down around a heart let me know. because thats my life.

Rude People
ireally hate when i take the time to rate peoples profiles,pictures and stash and i get nothing in return not even a thank you for taking the time to rate me from now on i will not just rate people..if you cant even take the time to rate back the people that rate you or at least tell that person thank you i have better things to do and people to rate that will return the favor

Holliday's
I would like to start out by saying happy holliday's to e1 on my friends and family list and to all fubarians.May you All have safe and happy ones. Next i would like to say during all the time spent with families and friends and time spent opening presents, let's not forget the real reason there is even a holliday. The birth of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ! And we should all take a minuet and thank the lord for all our friends and family and loved ones, because if not for him we would not be here. I am not a holy roller or anything but during the hollidays i like to remind people of the important things in life. And while we are saying our thanks and prayers for all we have let's all say one for all our friends and family members over seas as well. So in ending let me say May all your holliday's be merry and may every one's future be brite and full of happy things. merry christmas and happy new year!

A Gift, Thoughts Of The Past
one given one departed any friendship could be started something kind something mine a gift to find a piece of mind a peace too fine serenity unknown distant waves alone swirling black in night thoughts drift into fright darkness has come; everything’s numb blindingly dark and brilliantly dull hands all tight grasping for sight grasping in fright senses hammered feelings clamor with just a glimpse of glamour seconds fly as time ticks by dates to come and feelings not punned a joke for fun a break of tongue a flicker now just undone everything is to shun not a thought and not a care with this there's nothing there it's not a gift and it's just not fair screams of despair shattering there thoughts are gone conscience’s clear everything seems so queer life goes on for simple pawns and still I pray for the day when there’s more than one mind that matters a gift I gave a gift much sadder only you seem much gladder.

Drowning In Life
I'm swimming all alone in a pool of darkness and I feel like darkness is slowly pulling me under I yell for help but no one is there to hear it I begin to see the water at eye level and I kick and flail fighting to stay above the darkness But the darkness won't let go of its hold on me and I slowly begin to give in to the feeling that lies below the water line the waters starts to fill my lungs the lungs that once held so much life yet now they allow the murky water to replace that I know that this path doesn't lead to happiness But why doesn't someone grab my hand pull me from darkness's grasp? because no one knows I stand at the boundary the boundary between light and dark so I give in to the thing that holds me All of the strength and all of the courage that I once held in my heart can't save me from the water So I slowly slip below the world of conscientiousness undetected by the occupants of that world I don't want to fight anymore I've given into darkness

The Dusk Of Love
Upon the dusk of love Beyond the pinnacle of happiness There is a love once lived The songbirds once sang a melody The sky bathed in seemingly endless light There are but visions of the past Dreams of a love once lived Love was endless it was thought Never ending, full and true Now it's enveloped in endless rue Never to be felt again The sky is now dark, grey clouds looming No dreams of love again blooming Life not lonely and desolate Now just memories of a love once lived

Lost
I lost the woman that i love because i wasn't there for her when she was alone, i was in deep depression and bottled all my emotions inside, now time has passed and things have become chaotic, i'm attempting too win her heart back and try so hard too redeem my passed mistakes, i pray too god she takes me, i pray too god she cares because from now on, she's going too be the one which i'll be there for.

Someone Come......
Someone Come..... the voice in the sky is loneliness and the night is restlessness Someone Come..... abandonment my blanket no way to slough the fever Someone Come..... be there in the morning when I wake up with your silver thread to lead me Someone Come..... walk with me in darkness being one ... a shadow to my soul Someone Come..... give this body no limits slough the fevers with your cool hand Someone Come..... one last time I will wait for you Someone Come.....

Believe
Believe in urself - in the power u have to control ur own life, day by day. Believe in the strength that u have deep inside, and the faith will help show u the way. Believe in tomorrow and what it will bring, let a hopeful heart carry u through. For things will work out if u trust and believe - there's no limit to what u can do

Depression
Depression is like a tidal wave pulling you further in You don't feel up to facing anyone or anything Depression is a huge emphasis on feeling sad and low You feel like you're in a dark place with nowhere else to go Depression is like you're falling deeper into a black hole Your mind feels violated and as though you have no control Depression is having little energy or lack of motivation You feel tired and don't want to engage in conversation Depression is used in the wrong context by naive people They don't understand the seriousness of how it affects people Depression is isolation, withdrawal, low self-esteem and more You will never understand it unless you've been through it before

Perks
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run into a burning building. 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?" 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. 8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M. 9. You can live without sex but not without glasses. 10. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations. 11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. 13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. 15. You sing along with elevator music. 16. Your eyes won't get much worse. 17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 19. Your

Wet
Your frame flows silently through the shadows of our dark room. Here and there caught by the light from the blinds showing the briefest glimpse of your soft effervescent skin. I lay here, impatiently waiting, where you told me to for the moment when our flesh melds into one. Watching you from this state of sensually heightened awareness you seem to glide as if your feet never touch the ground, drifting towards me on a cloud of erotic pheremones. The scent of your perfumes serves to cloud my mind and further feed the animal lust that lies inside me. You reach our bed and lean into me whispering softly "Tonignt is yours". Inside I know that all I really want is to see you pleased in everyway you Desire. You lay back and I begin to explore you, slowly inch by inch, savoring every detail of your awe inspiring body. You are a Goddess and tonight I will worship you. I kiss and caress as you heave and moan. Somehow it seems that my face has become one with your paradise and every shiver from

Pittsburgh
You don't see what all the hype is about Disney World when Kennywood is just around the corner. "N at' " is eloquently added to the end of every sentence. You know that the fireworks from the Three Rivers Regatta are the best when you can see the reflections they make off the PPG building. You have a taste bud for Smiley Cookies. Words like: hoagie; chipped ham; pop; and gumband actually mean something to you. You will defend with your life that it's called pop and not soda. You often go down to the "crick". You bleed black and gold... You wake up to KDKA. You go 'food shoppin' at 'Jine Iggle'. Chipped ham was always in your refrigerator when you were growing up. You believe that "Ize" is the abbreviaton for "I was" "Yinz" is part of common everyday language. You can find Zelienople on a map. You know what is meant by "The Point". You know the time and location of every Wing Night in a 10 mile radius. You've taken deliberate field trips t

Beng On Here With Laptop
IF I CAN MAKE A REQUEST OF MY FRIENDS AND FANS FIRST OF ALL LET ME APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE BUT I AM ON MY LAPTOP RIGHT NOW AND CAN'T READ SMALL PRINT THAT WELL WHILE I'M ON HERE SO I'M TYPING IN CAPS HERE, SOME CONSIDER THAT YELLING AND I AM NOT TRYING TO YELL BUT WHEN YOU CAN'TREAD SMALL PRINT ALL THAT WELL WHEN YOUR TYPING, YOU HAVE TO USE THE MAGNIFIER ON THE LAPTOP HERE. I'M ALSO ON HERE BECAUSE MOZILLA FIREFOX VERSION 3 IS CRASHING ON ME SO I HAD TO DO SOMETHING HERE OR I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DO SOMETHING OR ELSE NOTHING WOULD GET DONE

Christmas
I started out to leave everyone comments but my piece of shit puter gets locked up on peoples pages so I opted for here. Doesn't mean I love you any less.. Hope you all have a Happy and safe Holiday.. XXXXXOOOOOOOxxoooXooXXoofor nacho libre fans P.S. I hope I was good enough girl for Santa to bring me new laptop..

To U And Urs
Lonliness is a son of a b*tch but also makes you hope and pray that others aren't feeling the same kind of pain you are. So on that note, I want to wish everyone a Happy Holidays with your loved ones and never take that for granted...ever!

Peeps
peeps, thanks for the b-day wishes and gifts. i was really in the dumps today til i got on tonite and everyone here made my day, and i want to thank everyone for making my day. frank aka xx the genetic freak xx

Its A Blahhhhhhhh Humbug
HELLO ALL YOU FUBAR FRIENDS I WOULD LOVE TO JOIN YA ALL IN THE BAR ROOMS BUT FOR SOME FORSAKING REASON I GET ERROR AND POOF ROOM IS GONE SO JUST LEAVE A MESSY IF YA WANT>>>>> AND TO ALL YOU THAT PICK ON MY 110 gal. TITTERS LOL THEY ONLY 44DD BUT HEY ITS ALL GOOD I DONT MIND AT ALL TY THERE DJ FIRE LOL LEAST I KNOW THERE IS ONE THING ABOUT ME LOVED DEARLY HAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHE

Yo Ho (a Pirates Life For Me)
Yo ho, yo ho a pirates life for me we pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot Drink up me 'earties, yo ho we kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot Drink up me 'earties, yo ho Yo ho, yo ho a pirates life for me we extort, we pilfage , we filch and we sack Drink up me 'earties, yo ho Maraude and embezzle and even hijack Drink up me 'earties, yo ho Yo ho, yo ho a pirates life for me We kindle and char and flame and ignite Drink up me 'earties, yo ho We burn up the city, we're really afright Drink up me 'earties, yo ho We're rascals, scoundrels, villians and naves Drink up me 'earties, yo ho We're devils and blacksheep and really bad eggs Drink up me 'earties, yo ho Yo ho, yo ho a pirates life for me We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do well cats Drink up me 'earties, yo ho

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Good Guys Finish With A Knife In There Back!
Well This has been a Fucked up year for me! LOL I've lived,Loved and Lost alot of friends. I kinda wish it was by death(sounds bad I know) but NOPE! Bullshit-dumbass-fucking woman that I tend to attract! LOL!!!!! Now that thats out of the way. Why is it I try to make things work and all I want is understanding and get BULLSHIT instead? Are there woman left who understand? I mean I'm Loyal(never cheated), I hate drama, I work alot(which seems to be the problem)And I'll do almost anything to put a smile on someones face! And yet! My last 2 ex's and 2 friends decide to Fuck!/hook up with my girl friend.... Now this second one at least broke up with me 4days b4 fucking him but brought the fucken guy to my house a week later! She's dumb enough to think I don't know whats goin on! In my town I find out everything I need to. I've said it for years and for years it has been true. I've been passive for along time. And would never do anything to hurt people I love/care about... Ev

A Christmas Carol
There is one Christmas Carol that has always baffled me. What in the world do leaping lords, French hens, swimming swans, and especially the partridge who won't come out of the pear tree have to do with Christmas? This week, I found out. From 1558 until 1829, Roman Catholics in England were not permitted to practice their faith openly. Someone during that era wrote this carol as a catechism song for young Catholics. It has two levels of meaning: the surface meaning plus a hidden meaning known only to members of their church. Each element in the carol has a code word for a religious reality which the children could remember. -The partridge in a pear tree was Jesus Christ. -Two turtle doves were the Old and New Testaments. -Three French hens stood for faith, hope and love. -The four calling birds were the four gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke & John . -The five golden rings recalled the Torah or Law, the first five books of the Old Testament. -

Deep Thoughts
Sometimes when life isn't going very well. Take a look around and see the people who are there for you. I believe People are placed into our lives for a reason. Friends that are there to help us through the difficult times. Not to mention the friends we meet along the way to make our life happy and enjoyable. The friendships we build whether in person or our online chat friends happen for a reason. Even when things don't go right and you meet up with someone that hurts you, don't walk away angry and bitter, walk away from it as a learning experience, and try not making the mistake again. I truely believe that the people in my life are there for a reason. For my friends online and in real life, thank you for being there, and thank you for your friendship. Which I will cherish Always!

New Year List
gas prices will roar past 4 bucks a gallon, global warming is increaing,(the polar ice caps are melting and will flood the earth at a rapid speed},fucking dollar menu is now called the 1.29 menu, a 12 pack of beer is cheaper than a 12 pack of soda, superwalmarts are talking over, (no more kmarts and localy own grocery stores),sin taxes will increase,the ozone layer is wearing thinner, so if you used hairspray dont bitch about how not it is in the summer, there be fuckin door greeters at gas stations,oh can't forget about the job markett, people with college degrees will be selling 5 dollar footlongs, there will be more viarga alnteratives(people in there 90's should'nt be fucking anyway),cant given watch brodcast tv for free anymore,fone companyes can sell your number to tellmarkters. cant wait for a another fuckin year of change. p.s. please dont join the gym for your new years resultion, fucking tired of old fat guys wiping there ass crack wet all over the fuckin place, and old ass

Piece Of Mind
A favorite album from my favorite band, this is a testament to why I decided to pick up a bass guitar for the first time... IRON MAIDEN - Piece Of Mind [EMI '83] Eddie's pissed and so we have it, Maiden's finest hour, a heaping slab of molten sullen gothic death that wastes all pretenders with a single unstoppable offensive of doom. PIECE OF MIND rages most heavily, due in no small part to two elements: Martin Birch's most purely punishing recording anywhere and Nicko's most convincing kick-ass percussive performance ever stamped with the Maiden seal of approval. The two work a rhythmic whirlwind of fear, caging and expressing the core element of the Maiden persona for really the first time, a devastating backbone that carries some of the weightiest grooves forged in metallic fire (even Harris and his over-active bass find synergy). Bruce lays waste a healthy piece of his own mind, belting out truly interesting tales of deceit and intrigue over well-written riff rockers such as the p

Automotive Bailout
I see that the auto makers are getting bailed out.they would never been in that trouble if they would have channed the gear ratio in thier trucks and found more ways to make cars more fuel effeicent. I saw in a auto dealership they had a truck from chinia it got 45 miles to the gallon and it was 4 wheel drive and onlay cost 5,000 dollars come on we should have made trucks like that yrs ago. and if the big 3 auto makers would stop getting bounus and private jets.put that money back into research and delevolpment for better cars and trucks . gas is onlay $1.79 now but all of us know it will go back up again to $4.00 or worse auto maker need to wake up

Merry Christmas !!
GOOD MORNING ALL !!! IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE !! SANTA COMES BY IN HIS SLED TONIGHT. SET OUT THE MILK AND COOKIES. OK, ALL JOKES ASIDE THIS IS WHAT I HAVE NOTICED THIS CHRISTMAS. RUDE ABSOLUTELY RUDE PEOPLE EVERYWHERE. AS WE ALL KNOW CHRISTMAS IS HUSTLE AND BUSTLE FOR EVERYONE NOW. I SAW A PICTURE YESTERDAY PAINTED BY THE GREAT THOMAS KINCADE IT IS CALLED HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS. IT WAS SUCH A WARM PICTURE ALL THE FAMILY HOME AND HAPPY NO MATTER WHAT THE HUSTLE WAS AND THEY TOOK IT IN STRIDE. WE HAVE EVOLUTIONIZED CHRISTMAS TO BE THIS EXTREME GIFT GIVING EVENT IN WHICH MOST PEOPLE IN TODAYS ECONOMIC DEPRESSION CAN NOT AFFORD. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO HAVE SHOW LOVE TO THE KIDS WHO ARE WITHOUT IT IS A SEASON OF GIVING. IN A LONG LINE AT THE WALMART OR WHEREVER U CHOOSE TO SHOP BE NICE TO YOUR NEIGHBOR AS THEY MAY BE ENDURING THE SAME BATTLE. SMILE NO MATTER WHAT IS THROWN YOUR WAY YOU WILL BE AMAZED AT WHAT A SIMPLE SMILE CAN DO FOR YOURSELF AND OTHERS. REMEMBER THAT CHRISTMAS IS TH

Love
To my closest friends who mean a lot to me; those of you who have made an impact on my life...with another year coming to a close, I wanted to share this with you...Food for thought if nothing else...if you are single, married, thinking about getting married, not thinking about it, if you have any friends or care about anyone in the world this is important- I wish I had realized this years ago and often wonder how or if things would be different. Its worth the read. Choosing A Life Partner: When it comes to making the decision about choosing a life partner, no one wants to make a mistake. Yet, with a divorce rate of close to 50%, it appears that many are making serious mistakes in their approach to finding Mr./Miss. Right! If you ask most couples who are engaged why they're getting married, they'll say: 'We're in love'. I believe this is the #1 mistake people make when they date. Choosing a life partner should never be based on love. Though this may sound 'not p

Life
My Life is a good one I guess I have a son who calls me his mom. I am But I want something more in my life I want a REAL MAN to love me for me and not for what I can offer. If you read this message me. Love, Angel!

Hurting In Side
HURTING ON THE INSIDE SHE HURTS ON THE INSIDE AND SMILES AS SHE SAYS HELLO AS SHE CARRIES ON HER LIFE, GOING TO AND FRO... SHE NEVER SHEDS A TEAR, ARE EVEN A FROWN.. SHE DROPS HER HEAD AND LOOKS AT THE GROUND. SHE HAS NEVER ASK FOR MUCH.. JUST LITTLE THINGS OF SUCH... YOU WOULD THINK, EVERYTHING IS FINE SHE IS STARVING FOR LOVE ,OF SOME KIND AS SHE SPEAKS, HER HEART SEAMS TO SHOUT HELP ME ,GIVE ME LOVE,TAKE AWAY THE DOUBT SHE SMILES AS THE FEELING SEEMS TO MELT AWAY WITH HER HEART HURTING, SHE TURNS ,IT'S A NEW DAY

Tis The Season
Right now I'll settle with getting the phone and television turned back on. Some oversight has made it so I have internet still. This is a good thing. But the rest? My kids are getting a little sick of 'Movie Time'. Someone suggested I post a bulletin and start a charity for myself. I can't do it. I need help, but there are limits to how much begging I'm willing to do. If anyone has any great ideas, I'm open to suggestions. Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.

Life
I never realized how precious life is until this morning. Now mind you, I have encountered a near death experience before back in 2004 after having my youngest son and 3 weeks later was hours away from death when I was rushed to the hospital with a blood clot in my lung. Thankfully God spared me that time and I cherish my children more because of that experience. But nothing could have prepared me for this morning. It's December and of course weather is nasty here in NY. I had a doctors appt at 8am this morning and the drive normally takes me an hour. After seeing we were having freezing rain over night I decided to leave an hour earlier to make sure I arrived safely. I was fine after getting my early morning cup of coffee. I'm driving on the highway going with traffic at about 55 MPH. The roads were slick in some areas and slushy all over so I'm driving with precautions. I was on a 3 lane highway. I was in the far left lane and an 18 wheeler was in the far right lane. Out of nowhere,

If Santa Answered His Mail Honestly...
Deer Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Friend, Billy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell. Santa ***************************************************** Dear Santa, I hav

Help A Great Friend Godmother
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Single Agine
well my so called wife gave me a bullshit story about her grandmother being on her death bed, so she gose up 4 states away, and 10 days later i get a certifide letter that happened to be devorce papers, turns out she was shacked up with some other dude, that was my chistmas gift from her, Hope all your chistmas gose better then mine

Joys Of What
Christmas is suppose to be joyous its suppose to be the best but right now i want to scream i want to shout i want to say fuck it Christmas is so stressing me out right i am so ready for it all to be over for life to move on for everything to get back o normal i swear in the past weeks i have hated Christmas more then i ever have i use to be one of these people that love everything about Christmas now i cant wait for it to be over is it just a sign that i am getting to old for holidays or just means that i am too stressed

Happy Christmas Everyone!
I just wanted to take this opportunity and wish all my friends a wonderful Christmas and a prosperous new year! Fubar has had its ups and downs and at times I've wondered why I am still here? the reason is easy cause of the true friends that I have on here that I know I would miss! I dont know about you but a lot has happened this year, I moved practically twice in a year! went on holiday, came back to a mammoth decorating challenge! as I lot of you know when we moved we had to completely do the whole house! some still isnt finished! We've met several of our fu friends, like Chrisie, Adam (Chains301) and Tracey (Tra71)! and hope to meet them again next year plus several more of you from here too! :-) Anyway, I could ramble on and on about what I have done this year, which is probably why it seems to have rushed by so quickly! Christmas is for family and friends so from me to you all thank you for your friendships which I treasure, I wish you all a very merry Chr

Why Jesus Is Bette Than Santa Claus
Santa lives at the North Pole ... JESUS is everywhere. Santa rides in a sleigh ... JESUS rides on the wind and walks on the water. Santa comes but once a year ... JESUS is an ever present help. Santa fills your stockings with goodies ... JESUS supplies all your needs. Santa comes down your chimney uninvited ... JESUS stands at your door and knocks, and then enters your heart when invited. You have to wait in line to see Santa ... JESUS is as close as the mention of His name. Santa lets you sit on his lap ... JESUS lets you rest in His arms. Santa doesn't know your name, all he can say is "Hi little boy or girl, what's your name?" ... JESUS knew our name before we were born... Not only does He know our name, He knows our address too. He knows our history and future and He even knows how many hairs are on our heads. Santa has a belly like a bowl full of jelly ... JESUS has a heart full of love All Santa can offer is HO HO HO ... JESUS offers he

Waiting Patiently
Waiting Patiently I am here waiting as patiently As I can for the one that says he Loves me Waiting patiently For him to Tell me how much he loves me and that He can’t live without me Waiting patiently For that person To come and sweep me off my feet and Take to a place where my heart And soul lies which is in His arms for him to hold me tight And tell me that there is nothing In this world I wouldn’t do for me Waiting patiently For him to ask me to marry Him till death do us part And promise me that There will be no one Or nothing that will Make him stop Loving me for me

Wow What Fun!!!
A Christmas Poem 'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude. Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'l

My Fucking Electrified Fence
My Electric fence We have the standard 6ft. fence in the backyard, and a few months ago, I heard about burglaries increasing dramatically in the entire city. To make sure this never happened to me, I got an electric fence and ran a single wire along the top of the fence. Actually, I got the biggest cattle charger Tractor Supply had, made for 26 miles of fence. I then used an 8 ft. long ground rod, driven 7.5 feet into the ground. The ground rod is the key, with the more you have in the ground, the better the fence works. One day I'm mowing the back yard with my cheapo Wal-Mart 6hp bigwheel push mower. The hot wire is broken and laying out in the yard. I knew for a fact that I unplugged the charger. I pushed the mower around the wire and reached down to grab it, to throw it out of the way. It seems as though I hadn't remembered to unplug it after all. Now I'm standing there, I've got the running lawnmower in my right hand and the 1.7 giga volt send-your-Delorea

Christmas Day Itinerary
1. Morning...Presents at my parents 2. Late Morning...Go to Grams nursing home 3. Noonish...Early dinner with Cousins and presents there 4. Early Evening...Choke down some food at mama Uthman's and open presents and hope no one fights 5. Still Early Evening...Go and pick up Papa Neely 6. Go back to my parents house for stockings and more deserts and WINE!! 7. Pass out halfway up the stairs, awake next year, lol

Cold And Wet
I ENTERED MY SHOP THIS MORNING AROUND 6 AM I WAS THE FIRST ONE THERE THAT MENT NO ONE WANTED TO BE AWAY FOR THE EVE OF NITE UPON US THOUGH THEY ALL HAD NO OPTION BUT TO BE THERE INCLUDING MYSELF .......I GOT READY TO GO TO THE FIELD IN THE RAIN WITH THE JUST FOR XMAS I WAS TOLD YOU ARE IN TODAY BY THE TOP ...HUH....BUT THE WEATHER IS BAD ...IT WET ITS COLD ITS XMAS ..SIR...YOU ARE IN TODAY .......SO WITH THAT I GET THE BOYS READY FOR THIER DAY AND SEND THEM OFF IN THE RAIN THINKING OF HOW PEOPLE COME AND GO IN LIFE AS MY TRAVELS MOVE ON AND ON THROUGH THE COUNTY SIDE ....NOT KNOWING WHERE THE ROADS END OR KNOWING HOW /WHAT TURNS MAY LIE AHEAD ....WHERE SHALL THE RIVERS SAID AND WITH THAT THE TRUCKS DISAPEAR IN THE BLINDING RAIN ........

How Would You Deal?
what if tomorrow all the things we loved were gone? did you tell the one you love what was on ur heart? or did u think what we all do?.. "i'll tell them later," or "now is just not the time." then you wake up one day and they r gone.. and ya know you will never have the chance again... how would u deal?? being full of regret for things left unsaid, to the one that fills ur heart and fills ur head. laying alone, enpty room, empty bed... how would u dieal with the things left unsaid? would you cry out in anger at Godor would you bow your head to pray? would u curse him for thaking them? or maybe ask for another day? neither will help when its all said and done, no matter how many tears or regrets.. they will still be gone... so do as i do now.. dont let a moment pass you by.. coz it will only leave you standing there alone.. asking urself why, and... how would u deal? being full of regret for things left unsaid to the one who is in ur heart and fills ur head..

Poem
Thinking of You When the nights are long and cold, And the days are lonesome and blue, And the tears begin to get old, My thoughts always drift to you. When my heart is quickly breaking, And I'm forced to search my mind For something to stop the aching, You are the one I find. When I'm feeling helpless and weak, You give me the strength to move on. When I'm broken and cannot speak, You give me the words through song. The happiness I know with you Is like nothing I've felt before. When once all was closed from view, Now you have opened the door And released my hidden emotions, Released my heart and soul, My deepest love and devotion, Finally making me whole. If we are forced to be apart, Throughout everything you do, Please know that you are in my heart, And that I'm always thinking of you.

Nothing To Fear
will you miss me when i am gone away? will you remember how it used to be? noth think of the sickly mass that i turned out to be? not remeber the pain, just all the love in my eyes? even when i am gone it will still be there.... REALIZE... that even in death, i will live on in memories that u have, in our favorite songs. it wont be an end.. but a beginning for you a new chapter on life, so please dont be blue.. i was blessed to have you, so close to me... and you will be in my heart for eternity. please just smile, love, and dont shed a tear.. coz you Angel will be watching over you you have nothing to fear ...

Whatever It Takes.....
you stood by my side you carried me through i am so much better becoz of u... through all the smiles and all of the pain the endless night together, i wouldnt change a thing... my heart belongs to you in so many ways along with my soul with u it will stay. i could never ask for a better love, or friend, and i know you will be with me till the very end... even tho we both know how high the stakes, never forget this... WE WILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES.......

Sum Day
I see you come in the door, you stop for a second and give your eyes time to focus in the dim lighting. I follow you with my eyes to a small table where your friends are seated, girls night out I think to myself. Your friends have already been inspected by my eyes and some stray thoughts passed through my mind. When you sit down your friends disappear as far as I am concerned. You are wearing a tight black skirt, your tanned smooth legs beckoning to me, white blouse, 3 buttons conveniently left undone, your left breast heaving as you talk, open toed high heels, black of course, perfectly groomed toes that curiously excite me. I watch as you sip a frozen fruity drink, talk and laugh with your friends. Not a stare but enough to not lose sight of you. My mind is racing through thoughts of how can I possibly strike up a conversation with this woman. All of it sounds like a line to me, damn boy get it together. I see the waitress set another round of drinks down at your table. Alright I thi

Auto 11 ... Goofylady's Let's Make A Deal
Let's Make A Deal You buy me a $50 bling pack And I'll do the following... Bling you an Auto 11 Rate all your pictures when you run it. Giving you 100 - VIP 11s as well... And if you run it before January 4th or on a weekend, I will rate all your pictures with 2 different accounts... Make you a pimp out bulletin and keep it reposted If you are interested... Let me know... GoofyLady ********************************** Lovingly created by: Carrie

Auto 11s... Carrie's Let's Make A Deal...
Let's Make A Deal You buy me a $50 bling pack And I'll do the following... Bling you an Auto 11 Rate all your pictures when you run it. Giving you 100 - VIP 11s as well... And if you run it before January 4th or on a weekend, I will rate all your pictures with 2 different accounts... Make you a pimp out bulletin and keep it reposted ********************************** If you are interested... Let me know... Carrie

Deadly's Words
Just posting this to say hello to everyone and thank you to all those who made me feel welcomed to the site. I hope we all can have fun together and get to be good friends. If you ever want to know anything about me feel free to ask!! Thanks 2 all those who voted me 10's !!! I will return the favor anyday of the week!! Much love peeps!!

I May Leave Fubar
I am thinking of leaving FuBar at the start of 2009. I have met a lot of friends but I don't know how many of them appreciate me. I have bought rather expensive drinks, for a non vip, and I get cheap drinks in return. This may be the last blog post from me EVER !!

Merry Christmas To All
In the dawn of a new year, a new president and exciting challenges for the entire world to look forward to. Today I would like to wish each and every one of you a safe, blessed and joyous holiday. I hope that this day brings you some sense of peace and satisfaction, a day of rest with family and friends. As corny as it may sound, be it ever so humble, there's place like home. Merry Christmas and Happy Holiday's to you all.....

Lady_wolf
I just want to say merry Christmas to all, & a very Happy " Safe new year to all!!! Christmas, isn't about what u get in present's, Christmas is about the spirit in all of us. The meaning of Christmas, is how we love one another,the joy in our life as ONE!!! It's time to put away all the hatred away, & enjoy what the meaning of X-mas is. Most people don't have a roof over their head or a bed to sleep in, alot of homeless people out in this world.Or clothes on their back. Christmas is a time to share w/friends, old friends, & new friends, it's NOT what u got under the tree, the spirit of Christmas should live in us 365 days of the yr.Not just on this special holiday.Most of all my friends r only online, but that's ok.I try my best to give each & ev1 the benifit of the doubt.So this Christmas, plz remember, it's not the gifts or how many gifts u get, or whom by, but the love that we all have to give.Get rid of that hatred, & enjoy this wonderful life that all we can share.

Lounge-hallows Eve
If there happens to be anyone on my list that could possibly help me out with a lounge it would be greatly appreciated. This being my first attempt at creating a lounge I really need someone who knows what they are doing with skins and player. Just get in touch with me and I will get back to you quickly....Thanks

Need Cute Women To Be My Model
i need some cute women to be my model i will put there link in a blog for the women that are my model and i will keep posting the blog every other day to pimpout my model's there will be a model album so if your brave message me if your up for it every model has to a/r/f each other. these are the fu models ~*~LadyVievie ~*~ R/L Wife to Army-Beast ~*~Bi~BBW *~@ fubar Jennie Head Promoter @ Fyre ~ N~ Ice & Forever Protected By Syn.......Sexual Innuendo ¢¾@ fubar AgIrL2BaD4u {Heather}@ fubar xTarnishedxTigerx ~DSC~@ fubar PebblesinAZ@ fubar ~♡~Thcknluvit~♡~Sarge's Bad Girls~♡~@ fubar brought to you by Dark Defender "Fu Hubby To Italian Princess"Fu Owner To Pebblesaz"Sweetheart To Pr Mamii@ fubar

I Guess
It seems that as life goes on, we go from a want or like stage to an I guess stage. The thrill of life seems to get lost as we settle for less than our expectations or hopes. I'm curious as to some examples that you have of keeping your life fun and exciting. When was the last time you found yourself smiling for no reason? Just because we age, doesn't mean we should lose our right to make every day of our lives as exciting and fulfilling as possible! Thoughts, ideas, examples, pictures?

Friend W/ Autos
PLEASE HELP OUR FRIEND OUT, SHE IS THE MOST SWEETEST PERSON AND HAS A COOL PERSONALITY. SHE ONLY HAS 300 PHOTOS, SO IT WONT TAKE LONG TO RATE HER. THIS IS HER 1ST AUTO 11. SHE ONLY HAS 5 HOURS LEFT WITH HER AUTO, SO PLEASE HURRY! ppisces17@ fubar THIS MESSAGE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: ~coverdude~owned by r/l wife DJ velvet _raindrops@ fubar AND... ~Velvet~Raindrops~proud wife 2 Coverdude~CoOwner of DevilishlyDelicious@ fubar

Fubar
People complain about different things. People get the help they need. The fact remains these people can't always do for and do right away. They do their best to help all they can and help to make things better and make sure rules are followed. These people do their best just like anyone at anything you can only do so much and they do what they can. Everyone should show them the respect and love they deserve too.

Help A Kitty To Disciple!!!
Kitty To be Disciple Ravenheart-Xandria - Bad Kitty want to be a DISCIPLE and I need your help for that! I got Auto 11's On and I will love to level up I'm 842,847 points to LEVEL!!!! Now Here is

Feelings
I hate feeling like everything i do isn't good enough. Like things should b better than they were b4. Sometimes the slightest things will set me off like a ticking time bomb n i'm going 2 explode. I just wanna scream out at the top of my lungs "FUCK U"!!! Bury myself under a huge pile of blankets n never come out. I wish there was a way that i could make all pain vanish, but we all know thats impossible. I know i'm not perfect, n in fact, nobody is...we all make mistakes n sometimes we learn from them....I try not 2 fail at the things that r important, but i trip n fall right over them alot, i just pick myself up n try again. Eventually i will stop tripping. Everyday i wake up i think 2 myself, "is something wrong"? i dunno, its just a feeling n usually my feelings r right. I just never find out until l8r on. I hate these feelings. Life is what u make of it so make it right.

This Is What True Love Is
wow i ask myself sometimes what did i do to be so loved by you and to be loved with a love i never knew exsisted and so deeply touches my heart,He whispered in my ear it went straight to my heart..you have been asking me for this love since you was a baby, now it is time and its will be fine , accept this here gift from Me to you , a true love so devine and true//

Silver Heart Bling Auction
Ok here is the deal im FU broke,so im going to auction of the silver heart bling(5 credit),it cant get any easier make a bid over 500k ,who ever ends up with highest bid once i receive payment will be blinged with it from me .Auction will start 25th DEC @ 7pm fu-time and end 27th DEC @7pm fu-time just click on the picture below to enter Auction and good luck.. !!!-AuSsIe-!!!- Zodiak Levelers Manager-!!! Proudly Owned by~LadySnowOwl~@ fubar

Surprise....
when you awake you feel..... but what do you feel? pain? love? peace? do you really know? i mean really? what is it that makes you.... that wants you..... that compells you... to feel? love? lust? want? need? yearning? feeling? to live in the past... is to kill your soul.. to live to want.. is to kill your self.. to live to live... is just to die....

About Me
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says,"Ok, but you owe me..." jokingly not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will (or at least try to) have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who actually keeps her body parts IN her clothing in public... I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And

Daily Thought
So I was siting at home thinking about my life today, and came up with a long list of things i Wished i did. BUt idol wishing is not going to get me anywhere. To succeed in this i must put aside all I know and care about. For this I must become who I know I am in side and face the fear that we all see. I must outshine my myself to become who i want to be. This is only going to happen as long as i want it to. "I AM" my trouble, My fear, My worry. All this is what i let other people see, Time to shine as myself and not "You".

Dod
Thanks to Rating Revolutions they have decided that Friday December 26th and Saturday December 27th is my DOD days. On top of that Saturday December 27th will be my 1 year anniversary with fubar. On Saturday ONLY I will turn my Auto 11s on. I have over 1600 pictures and about 900 easy rates. For every 10 turned into 11 I will pay you 5k fubux and for every real 11 I will pay you 50K fubux. PM me when you are done rating and let me know how many you rated and how you rated. I hope everyone had a great Christmas and looks forward to a Happy New Year.

Bada Bing Info And Buzz
A New Year is beginning. Are you thinking about what you may be missing? Or what the new Fubar year may have in store? Sure you'll move up some points and levels... New blings and super powers may come out... But why are you really here? To make some real friends? To unwind from life a little and have some fun? Then Bada Bing is the place to be. Some of family at Bada say its the best kept secret on Fubar... All lounges say they are "the best lounge on fubar" - so coming from me it doesnt mean much. But the thing that makes Bada special are the people. The Family ROCKS! So take a little time to meet some of the Bada Bing family, get to know them, and hear why they love Bada Bing. Click any of their pics below to GO to their profiles and get to know them even better. You wont regret it! - These are THE MOST AMAZING FRIENDS to have. If you want to come hang with us - click the Bada Bing Pic Above or Holiday gifs between the pics and your there! From Our Family to Yours, ma

Predictions 2009
As most of you know I have some psychic ability. I have often predicted things before they have happened (obviously :P) and this year I thought I would actually write them down (and add to them) to see if they actually came true. Any TRUE psychic will never admit to getting 100% right, at the end of the day a psychic is only as good as the information they recieve... but the very best are statistically about 80% accurate, so if I get about 6 out of 10 things right I'll be happy. Here's what I think will happen in 2009... There will be a terrorist attack (a bad one) on Dubai (or Mumbai but I think its Dubai) There will be a very bad airplane crash with a major American airline (a very big plane) I think somewhere towards the end of the year. France and Germany will have problems with staying in the EU There will be uprest in UK where there will have to be an early election. From March the eceomy will get better. From March we will see new ways of fuel consumption

Oral Sex
Kissing, licking, sucking and nibbling can feel good anywhere on the genitals of both men and women. The pressure (light, firm, and in between), speed (fast, slow, or changing), and the type of motion used can be varied endlessly to produce different sensations. In both practices, the warm, moist feeling of the mouth and the tongue on the genitals can be very erotic. Some enjoy a teasing, stop-start approach, while others prefer a more steady type of stimulation. So my question is why is ti so bad, when I want to give oral? Women don't want it or what?

Christmas
Sorry been busy alot lately. Hopefully by end of next month I will be able to chat more. A few have asked what I got for christmas..but not here long enough to really type it out to everyone. Anyways.. got quilt.. clothes..some perfume..bathrugs..a gift card for krogers(Which I liked..since moneys gonna be tight for few weeks)..plus some money. Thats about it. We got up at 640..did Christmas here..then went to inlaws..930 to 1240.. came home ..rested for 1/2 hour before my mom and dad showed up..which was unexpected. Usually we go there. They were stopping in to do it here..since they were on there way to see my uncle. My uncle is doing worst..hes home with hospice now. Think he probbly only weighs 100 lbs now. Not sure how much longer he can keep going. All I was thinking about lastnight for a hour was how can there be such a disease..to make a person suffer like this. After mom left..went to work..from 3 to 730. Got to leave early. Anyways..that about sums it up. Happy Ho

The Top Ten Rules To Myspace, Facebook, And Any Other Online Friend Site!
1- (BE YOURSELF) Don't try to pretend that your someone that your not by posting photos that aren't of yourself or quotes that aren't yours, and any kind of information that is made up. Just be yourself, point blank. 2- (Friend Request) don't get pissed off or upset over it when someone doesn't accept your friend request. If I don't want to add you as a friend so what, get over it, its myspace peoples. 3- (Bulletins) Stop posting bulletins about stupid surveys and or dumb random things. If it's not important or for advertising, no one is going to care, and half of the people in your friends list don't check their bulletins anyway. So Stop wasting your time and mine. 4- (Photo Albums) If you keep getting comments on your photo's that you don't want then don't post them up there, and if you have photo's marked as private then you probably shouldn't have posted them up in the first place. 5- (Comments) Don't go blaming someone else for getting caugh

Bada Bing Testimonials
A New Year is beginning. Are you thinking about what you may be missing? Or what the new Fubar year may have in store? Sure you'll move up some points and levels... New blings and super powers may come out... But why are you really here? To make some real friends? To unwind from life a little and have some fun? Then Bada Bing is the place to be. Some of family at Bada say its the best kept secret on Fubar... All lounges say they are "the best lounge on fubar" - so coming from me it doesnt mean much. But the thing that makes Bada special are the people. The Family ROCKS! So take a little time to meet some of the Bada Bing family, get to know them, and hear why they love Bada Bing. Click any of their pics below to GO to their profiles and get to know them even better. You wont regret it! - These are THE MOST AMAZING FRIENDS to have. If you want to come hang with us - click the Bada Bing Pic Above or Holiday gifs between the pics and your there! From Our Family to Yours, ma

The True Story Of Katie's Death
Well, my first blog on Katie was written a few days after her death on 8/26/07. Now, after a year and a 1/2, the TRUE reports are in. This blog varies a lot from my original one because at the time I wrote it, I thought I had the correct information. It turns out I didn't. There was no drugs or alcohol involved. We were first told there were 3 in the truck when there was actually 5. The driver was accused of being drunk and that's why I didn't understand why Katie would have even got IN the truck with someone who was drunk or even thought he had been drinking. The answer to that question was released to us last week in the toxicology report of the boy who was driving. It was found that he had no alcohol or drugs in his system at the time of the wreck. It all boiled down to a stupid race against his brother when he lost control of the truck, flipped over the median hitting another car in the opposite lane and throwing all 5 of the kids out the truck. Katie always wore her seat belt. At

Crying
I sit here as i cry, trying to understand why, I was here everyday but, didn't get to say good bye. As i sigh,out of the corner of my eye I see you, I close my eyes & hear you, I take a deep breathe &, smell your colonge & I cry,I just wanted to say goodbye,you are all I had left of the family I grew up with,& now that you are gone I cry, & ask why................ I love you still deeper than the oceans know, I love you still higher than the heavens fly, i showed you that I gave you that,but I sit here as I cry, trying to understand why................................ to my father: samuel willam law october 27th 1948- december 27th 2007 vietnam vet beloved father treasured grandfather

Were Have All The Monsters Gone??
We have spent so much time as childeren and adults being convinced and convincing ourselve's that the boogy man isn't real and that monsters don't exist that we have for the most part come to believe it.And when the monster sneaks up on us and bears his teeth,destroys,kills,and dissapears, after the initial schock were's off we immeadeatly dissmiss the beast and lay the blame on our own kind. conspiracy theries run amock,and normally sane intellegent peaple start believeing any hype thet the media and hollywood decide to spinn for our veiwing pleasure. it's sad, but true. are you to afraid to except the truth. that somebody outside of our nation could possibly want to hurt us?? why thats unthinkable!! we are the most generous,openminded,accepting,peace loveing peaple on the planet. Right?? wrong!!we are the most ignorant,easily minipulated,distracted,and self important idiots who can't see past the smoke and mirrors.

Fixing Worst Xmas..wanna Help??
i just had possably the worst vmas ever and wanna try to replace that memory with a great one,wanna help me do that???lookin for a chic who can spend a day or two with and then..................who knows i have time off from work ,a few bucks and ready to go!let me know if u are interested

Music
All I will say is WOW. I liked Sara Bareilles before. Liked her CD a lot. I am now an unabashed, unashamed booster. Go buy her concert DVD and CD named Between the Lines. It is a concert movie not simple some "youtube bullshit with a camcorder". The pace and editing are phenomenal backdrops to her great music. And she can perform her ass off.

Die Infidel!!!
We are so accepting of everybody and so willing to believe we are safe from religous zealots that we denie that they would seriously hurt us.we have already forgotten the broadcasted beheadings of americans and even now as you are reminded you are excuseing it as our own fault. if that is you than you are an ignorant coward. right here in america islamic fathers have killed there own daughter for dateing and in some case's mearly haveing only spoken regularly to american boys. They have killed there own sons for confessing to and or accepting christ as there savior. in there own country this is acceptable, and allowed by islamic law. allthough the koran apparently (I have not and will not read it) dose not specificaly state certain things pertaining to killing infidels,they have non the less made it there mission in life. marderdom is there highest honor and dyeing while killing infedels (americans are infidels)is the most highly prized form of marderdom. just a few zealots you say wel

Dare I Dream - Poem I Just Wrote For A Dear Friend
"DARE I DREAM, WILL U BE, CAN I LIVE THAT DREAM??? SEE THAT DEMONS THAT STIR INSIDE CAN U TAME THEM ALL??? LET ME SOAR ABOVE THAT SKY TAKE ME TO THAT PLACE SO HARD IT IS TO FIND THAT PEACE SO HARD TO FIND RELEASE PUSH THE BOUNDRIES WITHIN MY LOVE PUSH MY MIND TO THAT BRINK LET ME FEEL THAT LUST WITHIN THAT I KNOW U CAN FEEL SO DEEP THE HUNGER OF BLOOD THAT RELEASE WITH THAT PAIN LET ME FEEL UR WARM EMBRACE WHISPER UPON MY SKIN MY LOVE SO SOFTLY SHALL I B YOURS AGAIN"

Check Us Out
A new bar come check us out just opened today,streaming BWoR (brats world of rock)24/7,we have yahoo buttons so you can send a request if DJ'S not in the bar,also all new members will get $2500 for joining.SO make sure you stop by and tell your friends

Vip Contest Im Starting
ok people here it is,my first VIP contest i wanna start. Of course the winner gets a VIP ,but im having trouble thinking of a way to do it got any ideas? If you do please send me an Email about the way to go about it and the idea you have. The idea i end up using i may even be sending that person a special gift for the help. so send me those ideas and help a fellow Fubarian out PLEASE. Open to all sex to even though i love women LOL, will start it in a week after i figure out what im gonna do. the contest will run aproximatly 2 weeks or so to decide winner. The Original Mr.Brooks

I'm Back.... Congrats??
Ok well ya'll win I'm doing the Fu again, didn't last long eh? hehe I had no intention of ever coming back here, I made an exception during Christmas to wish a Merry Christmas to those I haven't heard from elsewhere. While I was here I decided that it doesn't matter if i like it here or not if this is the easiest way for some people I care about to keep in touch and those people enjoy my presence here (I haven't a clue how or why) then what harm is there in coming here to check/leave messages. And ya never know when new friends might be made, (ie. tatgurly whom helped me decide to stick around after Christmas -=hugs=-) we can all use more of those :D In short I am still Fu-bored with this site but I care for ya'll and this is what most of ya want so here I am I guess. You're welcome :p

B'day Autos To Be On
> > Come help me celebrate my 50th (ugh) birthday!!! There are more than 140k in points and Fubucks available here...Auto 11's will be on @2pm EST (11am Futime) tomorrow, Sunday December 28!!!! C'mon over and level up!!!!

Ford Rangers
does any of my fu friends have ford rangers 2005 on up and have had problems with them ? a friend and my sister have my friend bought a 2006 ford ranger and it spent more time in the shop than on the road of course he got rid of it. recently my sister has has problems with her it stop running when u put it in reverse and stops running when she turn right it hasnt been constant but it is bad so any of my fu friends have the same trouble with rangers or know someone who has please comment on this ty

She Holding An Auction
she is trying to get people to enter her auction she need some girls & men to enter so if you want in message her the link on the bottom is to her profile ~*~LadyVievie ~*~ R/L Wife to Army-Beast ~*~Bi~BBW *~@ fubar brought to you by Dark Defender "Fu Hubby To Italian Princess"&"Sweetheart To Pr Mamii@ fubar

My Pimpout Bully
PLEASE HELP MY HUBBY TO LEVEL TO 14. HE IS UNABLE TO GET ON RIGHT NOW AND I WANT TO SUPRISE HIM FOR WHEN HE GETS BACK ON. ALL LOVE WILL BE RETURNED. COUNTRY MAN FROM HELL/FU MARRIED AND R/L BF 2 MY LOVE ANGEL EYES/OWNER OF AVENGED SEVENFOLD16,773 TO LEVEL TO MINION CLICK HIS PIC AND RATE,FAN,ADD,AND BLING HIM AND SHOW HIM SOME LOVE!!!!!! I LOVE YOU BABY!!!!!!! THIS PIMPOUT BULLY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: DJ ANGEL EYES FROM HELL- Fu Wife&r/l g/f to Country Man from Hell@ fubar REPOST OFTEN PLZ!!!!!!!

Fastest Way For A Married Man To Get A Divorce
Three women, one engaged, one married and one a mistress , are talking about their relationships and decide to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for lunch. The engaged woman: 'The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you. Then we made love all night long. ' The mistress: 'Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night. ' The married woman: 'I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he

A Great Friend Needs Help To Reach Godfather.
This is a really great person and friend of mine. He is looking for help to reach Godfather. Anyone that would like to help, would be greatly appreciated. If you send me a private message. I will return the love. Thank you. His link is: Kinky Gentleman@ fubar

Little Ole Lady
A little old lady decides to join The Hell's Angels! One day she goes up and knocks on their clubhouse door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She boldly proclaims, "I want to join your club. " The guy is amused, and decides to humour her a bit, so he says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join. The biker asks, "Do you have a motorcycle?" The little old lady replies, "Yep... my bike's parked over there," and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway. The biker asks, "Do you drink?" The little old lady replies, "Yep, like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table. " The biker then asks, "Do you smoke?" The little old lady replies, "Yep, smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs of cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple of cigars in the evening, while I'm shooting pool. " The biker is very impressed and asks, "You sound like one bad Mama. Tell me, have yo

Nsfw Pics
ok here it go if u like to see my nsfw pics u have buy me bling and i get pick which one and i will not go over 10 credits. u get stay in my family list. and if u donot like this i'm sorry. if do sb or message me hug n kiss (1-10 credits)

Tag
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? belt 2. Your significant other? well?? 3. Your hair? brown 4. Your mother? arizona 5. Your father? gone 6. Your favorite thing? disney 7. Your dream last night? LasVegas 8. Your favorite drink? rum 9. Your dream/goal? family 10. The room you're in? computer 11. Music? rock 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? retired 14. Where were you last night? Home 15. What you're not? mean 16. Muffins? sure 17. One of your wish list items? travel 18. Where you grew up? NY 19. The last thing you did? phone 20. What are you wearing? jeans 21. TV? absolutely 22. Your pets? computer 23. Your computer? pet 24. Your life? boring 25. Your mood? lonely 26.

Mink Leveled To Fu-king
Thank you all that helped my sister level to Fu-King..You all rock!! Let's make her birthday special and see how close we can get her to Godfather. Just click on the link to take you to her page. ~Mink~@ fubar Thanks again for all that helped her. Hugs, Silverpixi

Godmother Dawnmarie
PLEASE GODMOTHER DAWNMARIE TODAY...SHE HAS A LIL OVER 671K LEFT TO GO... OH AND HER AUTO 11's ARE ON ~~~~DAWNMARIE~~~~@ fubar PIMP OUT BROUGHT TO U BY: VAS FYNEST VAs FyNeSt~Owned By Jaded One@ fubar

Friends
Alright I suppose its already time to make this post. I am here to make friends, not hook up or get dirty with people. I am a single mom of two and enjoy making new friends. I dont have time for bs or hooking up or whatever you wantto call it.I'm not here often I enjoy relaxing and love my life for what it is. If you don't like that it's YOUR problem not mine.:D that being said have agreat day

Moving On
My Boo, my darling, my dear, it’s time to move on, being alone, never did I fear. Believe me when I say this, I never wanted it to happen this way, but for breaking my heart, you have to pay. Let the truth be known, your love for me was never shown. I was foolish to ever think, that the promise we made would be for life, the promise that I would be your husband and you would be my wife. I gave you my mind, I gave you my heart, wishing our love would never part. I’m so sad to say that it has to end, and no, forget it, I don’t even want to be your friend. I’m tired of your excuses, I’m tired of your lies, now even your face I despise. It’s time to move on and get on with my life, to find myself another wife. Someone to love me for who I am you see, not for who they want me to be. Someone to do the things you wouldn’t do, someone else to call my Boo.

The Marine
GENERATIONS OF VALOR We truly take a lot for granted.. Forget the football "heroes" and movie "stars". Pass this on so that all may know the price of freedom. Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier One died for your soul; the other for your freedom.

Angles
YOU ARE UN BELIEVe ABLE, YOU ARE AWESOME, YOU AREHELLBEAUTIFULL,YOU ARE CREATIVE, YOU ARE FANCY, YOU ARE CHARMINGYOUARE GORGEOUS,YOU ARE FANTASTIC, YOU ARE MAGNIFICANT, YOUAREDASHING,YOU ARE AMAZING, YOU ARE FABULOUSE, YOU ARE LOVELY, YOUARECUTE,YOU ARE SMART, YOU ARE STYLISH, YOU ARE SEXY, YOUAREAMIABLE,YOU ARE INVINCIBLE, YOU ARE VIVIAN, YOU AREOUTCLASS,YOUARE WONDERFUL,YOU ARE SWEET, YOU ARE INVITING, YOU ARESMASHING,YOUARE EYE-CATCHING, YOU ARE WORTH WATCHING, YOU AREAPPEALING,YOU AREEXQUISITE, YOU ARE ADMIRE ABLE, YOU AREATTRACTIVE,YOU AREINTERESTING, YOU ARE DARLING, YOU AREEXCELLENT,YOU AREFASCINATINGY, YOU ARE DESIRE ABLE, YOU AREELEGANT,YOU AREFAVOURITE, YOU ARE INNOCENT, YOU ARE ADORABLE,YOUARE ENTICING,YOUARE SO LOVEABLE, YOU ARE TALENTED, YOU ARESIZZLING,YOU ARE HOT,YOUARE so sexy You ARE so Cute You ARE SONaughty You ARE SO Sweet YOUARE SO Cool YOU ARE SO Awesome YOU ARESO Intelligent YOU ARE SOAmazing You ARE SO Smart YOU ARE SO SharpYOU ARE SO Caring and a

The World Is Enough!!
When sex sells in today's society why should life be difficult I see the world as a big mixing bowl and i hate everybody equally unless you piss me off then i will just rip your head off and piss down your throught that is life and i live this crazy mixed up world, love it or leave it i always say..... if your in the military you really know what i mean...

Observations
"Brent had a deeply self-destructive streak. He didn't have much supporting him in terms of an intellectual life. I mean, I owe a lot of who I am and what I've been and what I've done to the beatniks from the Fifties and to the poetry and art and music I've come in contact with. I feel like I'm part of a continuous line in American culture, of a root. But Brent was from the East Bay, which is one of those places that is like nonculture. There's nothing there. There's no substance, no background. And Brent wasn't a reader, and he hadn't really been introduced to the world of ideas on any level. So a certain part of him was like a guy in a rat cage, running as fast as he could and not getting anywhere. He didn't have any deeper resources. My life would be miserable if I didn't have those little chunks of Dylan Thomas and T.S. Eliot. I can't even imagine life without that stuff." -Garcia On Mydland's Death This is the "800 Pound gorilla" in most lives these days. Without s

"can You Tell" Poem
“Can You Tell?” Does time really come in between the pain and some day makes it go away? Or is time there to always remind, bringing up the pain when you least expect it? My pain seems to have remained, having yet to evaporate, but to expand in its depth. My tears come and go because the hurt sometimes shows, but a brave face I place. My smiles chase away the questions, while my eyes give up all the answers. I try to keep my secret hidden so no one can see, in the deepest, saddest part of me. I lie when I say I want to stay, because I fear I cannot ever get away. I’m pulled in more directions, then I could possibly take, can anyone pave my way? I’m lost and confused, just so dazed by the fight, how can I consider taking a life? I’m here, but I can see way beyond to there, my heart does not lie, if you can see inside? But what steps do I take, what words do I speak, how can I reach where I’m meant to be? Eyes are the windows, you lied to keep me here, so ca

Music And Philosiphy
All studies start in philosophy, till they mature into their own discipline. However they are still a philosophy of a specified semantic. Even this song is a general semantic about evolution and the desire to change from what we are now. This is a very basic philosophical concept that has been with us for thousands of years. We grow...

I Want To Say Im Sorry
i am sorry for the guys that try to talk to me in the shout box but when you have 5 or 6 talking at once you might as well hang it up i want you all to know i am catching up on rates so be understanding please i have a special needs daughter that i take care of so im might be at the computer and i might not but i will get back with you as soon as i can,if i havnt rated you yet please tell me so i can ty and you all are awsome

What I'm About
I'm new. I'm a n00b. Go ahead and pick on me now. Now that's out the way, I'm 20,bi, and looking for a woman friend to spend some time with and possibly a little intimacy. Will I find her here? Who knows, but it's worth a try. I'm an optimist and believe things will happen if they were meant to be.

End Of 2007 And 2008 In Review
Well... This is my 2008 in review... Well little bit of 2007 too. Things since August 2007 have really shaken my life up and brought me to where I am now. August 2007 both my grandpa's ended up in the hospital. My Grandpa Mathies for congestive heart failure and needing a pace maker. And at the very same time my Grandpa Hogan because everything pretty much shut down. He had been in chronic liver failure for years. I left La Grande to be with my Grandpa Hogan. It wasn't looking good, my mom even flew back from Florida after being there for less than 24 hours to be at the hospital. Me and about 13 family members were with my Grandpa when he passed away. My uncle was just saying the Rosary prayer when he said the last line, my Grandpa took his last breath. Through all of that and the things followed the next few days was really rough. Tried to be strong for mom and stick up for her with something going on. I begged my husband at the time to be there with me and he chose to go back to

Fireforeman!
Hey everyone! Check out this neat guy! From a great Rate Spanker to just an all around great friend to have on your list...it's fireforeman! Hes great! Really! F/R/A him if you havent yet! Your missing out! Heres the link! fireforeman 20-04; ems chief 20-71; rate spanker, taken care of by my lovely ozzyfreak@ fubar

Merry Christmas Happy New Year
We are moved and so far settled in, sorry i am not around much but i jsut have a lot of things going on all at once. Well they are very personal so i am not going to post them here. I am around but just not as much . Not as much i as i want to be either. I want to wish everyone a merry christmas and Happy new year. Kepp in touch i will check in here a few times a week so whom ever gets itchy cause i havent benn here To Bad deal with it ........ Otherwise we are moved to Washington state no commment on that right know i dont think i would have anything nice to say .......... so i am keeping it zipped. Anyways this was a qucik chekc letting everyone know i do think about them . Hugs Bouy

Free Writing
the world is coming to end as i feel the weight come down on me.Have i lived my life as i wanted did i do everything right is something missing?? as i walk down a cold dark path the thoughts run in my mind of everything in my past. more i walk the darker it gets and the more i think about the life i am leaving behind. is this the end,who is waiting for me at the end of this path if anyone is waiting for me,or will i be alone.?where do i go after i get to the end of this path do i go anywhere? will i like where i go will i ever see the ones i care for again? will anyone miss me that is in my past? too many things left to do and time has ran out for them. not sure if i lived my life the way i wanted or met all the people i needed to. its all over now its said and done no time to look back. time to go foward and see what is waiting for me at the end of my path. take a deep breath and walk to i get to the end free my head find my soul.look deep inside see what is left after the life i live

Lyrics Of 1 Of My Fave Songs
It don't matter where you've been Just focus on where you're going Most people you think are friends Ain't there when the tough gets going Remember to keep your friends Be wise with those you've chosen 'Cause only your closest friends Are there when the going gets tough When I think about it the definition change Back in the old days it wasn't quite the same Or maybe it was but on another level Still pushing dirt with a different type of shovel Loyalty, trust, unconditional foundation Builds everlasting bonds and relations I've got friends I haven't seen in years I'd die for tonight forget and have a couple beers On the other hand you never know where you stand With certain types of friends they'll sell you out for some ends Or some pussy or some weed or a business transaction Some use words but I prefer action I'm a break you off like an old school playa My x-ray vision helps me see through the layers Of you fakes, phonies, lies and deception Ask Matt Hall if

Chains
CHAINED SHE WAS CHAINED TO A HOOK ON THE WALL, HAD BEEN HERE A DAY, BUT HOW HAD SHE GOTTEN HERE, HER MIND WHIRLED IN DISMAY, THE PREVIOUS NIGHT WAS ALL A BLUR WHERE HAD SHE BEEN LAST, IT WAS A BLANK SPOT IN MEMORY SHE COULDN'T RECALL HER PAST, IT IS DARK IN HERE ALMOST PITCH BLACK SHE CAN'T SEE A THING, SHE TUGS HARD AT THE CHAINS BUT THEY HOLD FAST TO A RING, SHE SUDDENLY REALIZES SHE IS NUDE HER SKIN SLICK WITH SWEAT, SHE TREMBLES NOW AT MEMORIES THAT SHE CAN'T REMEMBER YET, THEN IN A FLASH THEY ALL COME BACK HE WAS DRESSED IN BLACK, HE HAD TIED HER FIRST SPREAD EAGLED LAIN HER ON HER BACK, HE HAD THEN BLINDFOLDED HER AND GAGGED HER WITH A BALL, SHE FELT HIS STRONG FINGERS ENTER HER THEN A BLACKNESS FALL, SHE AWOKE SUDDENLY TO PAIN AS SHE FELT HER NIPPLES CLAMPED, SURPRISINGLY PLEASURE FILLED HER, SEXUALLY SHE'D BEEN STAMPED, SHE FELT HER VAGINA SPREAD WIDE AND FILLED WITH A PLASTIC TOY, VIBRATIONS COURSED THROUGH HER BODY SH

When I look back at this body of work,it's obvious to me that this is a team effort as not one person could do this by oneself. I want to sat thank you all those involved in the last weeks of creativity. Thinking about all the time and energy contributed by so many people that went into this music makes me both humbled and proud. I hope you all enjoy life for what it is and what is brought to you.

Bid On Me
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Its That Time Again!
Its time again for my schedule to change.. I'm going back to the dreaded night shift for a month, so i wont be around here at my usual time.... I have to work from 7pm -5am Mon. - Thur. (for the month of Jan.) I will try to check in every day in between sleep & life, so leave some love if ya feel like it! I will always answer those who do... I will miss my Fu family and friends and hope you will all still be here when I get back. The only good thing about this is I find out who my true friends are cause they always stick around & keep me goin with their daily hello's, Thanks Doc & the Angel army for being so special!and thanks to the rest of my Family who have become great friends... Love you! "Sunshine"

Autos
I don't know know what the deal is with auto 11s but yes they are nice to have but the fact is everyone needs to quit all the bs. Auto 11s are about helpin friends while helpin yourself I will not rate like crazy for just anyone because they have autos. I'm all about makin friends and havin a good time too.

Enough Is Enough
Too many wanna do little to nothing they beg for bling they want suto 11s and want everyone to kiss their butts. Guess what I've had a few hhs auto 11s I've got my share of bling and more in my thoughts and I never asked for a thing it means much more than askin. I'm an oracle at the moment and I did it all in under a year and in that year I missed over 3 months but I got there. Like me or not the fact is get over it and the points let the points rankings and everything else come as it does. If I have autos ts about helping me and my friends. not getting my butt kissed but everyone.

Yes!! Another Auction With A Lot Of Sexy People!!
New Years Auction (starts Sunday 28th dec 3am FuTime, ends Thursday 1st jan 9am FuTime) SO COME MAKE YOUR BIDS AND GET YOUR NEW YEARS HOTTIE!! =) YOUR HOST(SHOW SOME LOVE)~*~cutemommy82~*~ ~BRATT~ ♥♀ht $$♀♥ $$$$-MYSTA BIGZZZ-$$$$$ ~Grlskikass2~ SO HAPPY NEW YEAR AND CHECK OUT ~BRATTS~ SEXY FRIENDS, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO:)) =) ♥~BRATT~♥@ fubar

Ellen
First, thank you all for your most gracious welcomes. They are very much appreciated. I am at a loss for words, lol, and I usually talk a mile a minute but (there is always a but) I am here to visit, comment when asked my opinion and nothing serious. I like the site, I love to drink but don't and I love to meet new people who are real for real. I am not a sex kitten, I am not what some would say is beautiful or good looking, I am just me. A plain, sometimes mixed up woman who likes to chat and enjoy myself. I have hobbies that I love to do and do when I am not on the puter, lol. I love to play trains and race cars with my 4 year old great grandson, he runs circles around me, lol. I have several miniture trains that I play with, complete with people and cars and houses, but most important I am probably old enough to be your grandmom, lol. So cut out the small stuff and let's get down to business. Be yourself, talk to ME and not at me. P.S.: I don't curse and I am from th

Quintons
I need some one how is going to be there for me. you have to know what u want. A ride a die women that likes to have fun. Someone that not on head games. someone that cares for me like i do. You have to like to fuck and be good at it cause i like to do it all night. someone i can talk to and can talk to me. just some i can have kids with but know time soon. lookin for the love of my life. If thats u get at me

Cool Happenings
When I was 17, my Junior year in high school, I lived with another family because things were dicey at my parents' house (violently dicey) and I moved out. They were extraordinarily kind and generous, They were stretching money and things were always tight for them, but they found a way to let me live with them for most of my Junior year, Two of the sons (there were 3 boys and one girl) were my best friends. When I came out, one of the sons, Phill, was not receptive about me coming out at all... he didn't react well. He couldn't accept me being gay... it was a very cold reaction. I didn't talk to him for years. I did talk to the other brother often for several years, but Phill was my best friend. It definitely left an empty spot in me... one I had forgotten about. I met him yesterday and he and his sister and I went to dinner. He made amends for the way that he reacted... it was tearful... It was amazing... It was amazing to me because he got to clear his conscience. H

25 Reasons I Owe My Mother
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL . "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about

My Wedding Poem To The Love Of My Life
With you in my heart, my life is complete; you’re the air that I breathe and the food that I eat. You are my soul mate, the beat in my heart; it feels like a year each second we’re apart. With you in my heart I’m walking on air, I can imagine your cologne and you touching my hair. Your handsome eyes, so kind so true, the loveliest sight I have ever seen. With you in my heart, I am brim full of pride, it’s as though I can achieve anything with you by my side. You’re my rock, you’re my angel, my one true love, you’re my present from heaven, my gift from above, my answered prayer. With you in my heart, I love you so much, how caring you are, my soul you do touch. You are a Handsome Prince Charming, a pleasure to know, my love for you just continues to grow. With you in my heart, I’m the happiest woman on earth, I feel God planned this since the day of my birth. I could never love anyone the way I love you, I hope and I pray that you feel the same way too.

By Mink
I just want to take a moment to thank everyone for all their birthday wishes and gifts. Okay, okay I know I have been leaving subtle hints. LOL What can I say? I also happened to have leveled to Fu-King on my birthday. How awesome was that? I didn't expect it. I want to send a special thank you to my real life sister Silverpixi. Silverpixi~Club United~LollipopGurlz~ FSC~Owner of Miss Crys {Please read my profile}@ fubar Please go show her mad love. Without my knowledge (at first) she posted a blog asking for people to help me level. She is an awesome sister and friend. Those who are fortunate enough to know her can attest to this. If you haven't met her yet go and say hi and show her love. She does return all love received. I love you Silverpixi!!! You are the best sister and friend anyone can have. To all my other family and friends, you all rock and I love you all. I wish you all a very Happy New Year and wish you all much success and love. Peace ou

About Me And Life
Hey there. I'm tired to be single guy. I like put my self here for sell I like to get married in next 3 month So if any girl looking for a guy make a commitment. Here I am. Lets Try and see how is it go!!!

Love Is Passion...
Anyone know where this is from? Come on...I can't believe no one can even take a guess? "Love is passion, obsession, someone you can't live without. If you don't start with that, what are you going to end up with? Fall head over heels. I say find someone you can love like crazy and who'll love you the same way back. And how do you find him? Forget your head and listen to your heart. I'm not hearing any heart. Run the risk, if you get hurt, you'll come back. Because, the truth is there is no sense living your life without this. To make the journey and not fall deeply in love - well, you haven't lived a life at all. You have to try. Because if you haven't tried, you haven't lived."

Sh!t Happens
Taoism: Shit happens Confucionism: Confucius says: "Shit happens" Buddhism: If shit happens, it isnt really shit Zen: What is the sound of shit happening? Hinduism: This shit has happened before Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah Protestantism: Let the shit happen to someone else Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us? Sufism: The wise man never notices shit happening Christian Science: If shit happens, pretend it doesnt really exist Solipsism: Shit happens because I wish it Mysticism: Just experience shit happening Asceticism: If shit happens, renounce it Agnosticism: Nobody knows why shit happens Gnosticism: I know why shit happens but wont tell you Atheism: Shit just happens and thats all there is to it Cartesianism: Shit happens to me, therefore I exist Platonism: There is ideal shit happening somewhere Stoicism: I dont care if shit happens Epicureanism: Lets pa

George Carlin's Solution To Save Gasoline
George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved. If

Relationships
How do I feel about relationships? When I first joined Fubar: "Been there, done that" pretty much sums it up. I was born a diehard romantic (aren't we all?), but I think I may have outgrown my romantic nature because my primal nature was screaming a little louder. I couldn't find the perfect balance for the two sides in either my marriage or my previous long-term relationships. I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic. I do enjoy sex, and I do enjoy kinky fun. And just because I might talk about it in a general sense with you, doesn't mean I would allow you to do something with me. Trust is a vital element and it isn't given lightly. I am very selective and responsible. My life is my own, and I make my own choices. You never know what lies ahead unless you venture forward. UPDATE 10/13/07 Really not doing all that well in this context. It seems my 3.5 year D/s Power Exchange is over. Yeah I know...why not just call it a relationship? Well it was that but it was more th

From My Friend Serving In Iraq
What it is like to be here in IRAQ Many people have asked in the past and when they meet me what is it really like... so for all of you that would like to know what it is like here in Iraq.. Well here is you chance to have the same experience in the comfort of never leaving your home state. I have broken it down for you in terms that the average person back home in the land of the free can easily understand and relate to.... so sit back and relax read on and let me know what you think.. and for you out there that have been there done that this list will ring true in more ways than one. you'll get a good kick out of it.. and pass it onto people you know. Christian Farrow What life is really like on a Deployment to IRAQ 1. Sleep on a cot in the garage. 2. Replace the garage door with a curtain. 3. Six hours after you go to sleep, have your wife or girlfriend whip open the curtain, shine a flashlight in your eyes and mumble, "Sorry, wrong cot." 4. Renovate your bath

Desiderata
Desiderata Go placidly amid the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even to the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they are vexatious to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain or bitter, for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals, and everywhere life is full of heroism. Be yourself. Especially do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love, for in the face of all ar

Being Myself
original post date: 2008-03-15 13:05:27 I have said in the past that I enjoy being much more than just an "object" to someone, because objects often don't interact. However, I can also be comfortable being someone's "object of affection" as the endearing term applies a hint of intimacy. And if affection isn't involved, I can find a rather high comfort zone in being someone's "sex object." I know who I am and what I am, and we're all something to someone which is far better than being nobody's nothing. Recently, when I thanked an online "Fu-friend"* for his comment on a photo, he in turn said my photos are a turn on for him and remind him that he's a man. I sincerely found that complimentary and told him so. My Fu-friend then said he thought it was odd that I found it complimentary, because he found it to be a rather pervy thought, which caused me to further ponder the idea. On the one hand, if "your photos are a turn on and remind me that I'm a man" wasn't meant to be complime

Questioning My Photos & My Age
original post date: 2008-01-13 14:41:10 I guess I'm one of the last honest people standing in the internet world or what? If I had $1 for every comment about my age or my photos not being accurate or recent, I'd be able to retire somewhere tropical tomorrow! Yes, the photos are all recent. No, I'm not lying about my age -- who would want to say they were 38 (now 39!) when they weren't?! The photos were usually posted up here just after they were taken, so the dates are accurate. The blonde hair shots are the oldest ones, taken in 2006. The rest are 2007, 2008, and 2009 respectively. I don't know what else to say...I don't really owe anyone an explanation, but I am an honest person and I dislike my integrity being questioned. So....When I'm older I'll look younger, and you'll still be rude and ugly. I don't look my age, and I'm old enough to know better but young enough not to care!

I'd Rather Be...
I'd rather be: in Massachusetts outside than inside with animals than a crowd of people reading than watching TV traveling than stuck in the same place in the snow listening to music cold than hot in love than not with someone than alone brunette than blonde in my 20s than 30s happy than gorgeous sexy than rich in the country than city

World Love
What do you want? To go on or to give up? To go the distance or call it a day? Aim high, pack it in, Open up, close down. Live this life or face your death. Stand up or walk out. Tell me What do you want? How could it be better, my brother? What would make it sweeter, my sister? What do you need, My mother, my lover, my soul, What will it take To find the love To live this life?

Rip Sena - My New Tattoo
original post date: 2008-07-09 11:13:11 On July 9, 2007, my best friend left this place and went to the spirit world. Her name was Asena or Sena for short. She was herding sheep one day and the next day she had trouble walking. Xrays revealed bone cancer had eaten part of her 7th vertebrae. Her strength and spirit were amazing and I've never seen it matched in animal or human. Yesterday I had a memorial tattoo put on my back and the pain didn't even come close to matching the pain of losing her from my life, knowing that I could not take away her pain without ending her life here. There was some definite release emotionally that came with the physical pain of the tattoo being done. I felt a lessening of the heartache I carried; I hope that maybe now I can feel a little more at peace and a little less tortured in anguish over her death. I know she is spiritually with me, I believe that. But now she'll always be symbolically with me, watching my back just like she always did.

Independence
Well it's been along time since I have blogged so here goes.......I'm still in BFE Idaho but it's kewl I'm single and loving every damn minute of it. I can finally be me for a change and don't have no one to answer to.....I have my own place and juss bought me a truck all on my own with the help of no man or no one. I have finally got my independence back and damn does it feel good. No more being miserable and trying to please someone that can't be pleased. It has been a hard road for me this past year but I have survived and thanks to the ones that have been here for me.......You know it's funny how life throws us curveballs but I am a survivor and have always been one with or without someone special in my life. I have proved I can make it on my own and can stand to be alone without a man......too bad someone of us can't say that (NO NAMES MENTION) but ya'll all know who I'm perfering to LMAO. I'll be home around April sometime it's time for me to close the Idaho chapter in my life an

2008 At A Glance
What a Year, huh? I joined Fu in November of 2007 but didn't really do a whole lot with my account right away. Come the end of the year I started spending more time here and by the time New Year's came I was 100% ADDICTED! lol. I have made so many friends here I cannot possibly include everyone in this but wanted to do something a little different! So, here's some of my amazing friends I've made over the last year. If you add/fan and rate each of them I will add you to this bulletin/blog as well and post it regularly. Be sure to rate/fan and add everyone on the bully including myself. xoxo We will start with... December 2007 This Fu was one of the first to say Hello to me! He was always sweet, kind and of course, the biggest flirt. Dark Defender "Fu Hubby To Italian Princess"&"Sweetheart To Pr Mamii@ fubar I've owned him, he's owned me and he's ALWAYS been there for me! If he's not on your friends list...guy or girl...you are missing out! January 2008

Eldest
I am the eldest of the elders, I have been chosen; But it is something I wished for not. It was bestowed upon me in a ceremony as old as time itself. I am older than the earth, yet younger than the stars in the heavens. I am the teacher, seerer, the protector of all that is precious. I know all they need, yet I cannot teach them till they are ready to believe. I feel the rage,pain,saddness, sorrow of all the other elders; yet i alone can do nothing but offer wise counsel. For I must show strength and not break, no matter how it hurts. I am always destined to be alone. This was written in the cave of writtings; This will always be the fate of the eldest. I am the eldest of the elders, I have been chosen; But is something I wished for not.

Panties In A Bunch
What the hell is up with the idiots on here flagging pics that have been up for a while. Give your opinion and if you are one of those haters well screw you and go else where if you don't like the pics.

Rants
this is a latin mock aphorism for "Don't let the bastards grind(or get ) you down". According to Wikipedia this is incorrect latin for the phrase intended. The correct Latin is "Noli nothis permittere te terere". Either way, on this day my 40th birthday which concludes 4 decades or more correctly starts my 4th decade is appropriate for reasons too lenghty to get in to. That said, 2008 is nearly over, 2009 has great promise, if for nothing else, it is in front of me and 1968 through 2008 is behind me. Great things await and I look forward to every experience, good or bad that will shape year 41 and make me better than the prior 40 years. It's cool to be 40!..

For My Mom From Her Best Friend.
well, my mom had a myspace page...in which is more like a memorial space, I could/should say. here is a poem that her best friend left her as a comment, that brought me to tears. I am not going to fix any of the mistakes (and I am positive that some do exist, but perfection is my last thought right now) we do all miss you mom, and this one was for you from Linda. xoxo. Why did she have to go So young I just don't know why Things happen half the time Without reason without rhyme Lovely, sweet young woman Daughter, wife and mother Makes no sense to me I just have to believe She flew up to Heaven on the wings of angels By the clouds and stars and passed where no one sees And she walks with Jesus and her loved ones waiting And I know she's smiling saying Don't worry 'bout me Loved ones she left behind Just trying to survive And understand the why Feeling so lost inside Anger shot straight at God Then asking for His love Empty with disbelief Just hoping that

Inside
They say that everything happens for a reason right? Have you thought about what you have been through in life? Have you tried to turn the negative into a positive? Most people who know me, don't really know ME for me...they don't understand me. They think I may have issues or that I'm crazy, when in all honesty it's the opposite. I mean everyone gets down at times about life. Shit, I've lost a child and a brother to death way too soon on top of being used for sex all my life. BUT...I don't let that get me down. I'm older now and I have children I need to raise into great men. I think about what I've been through adn I alter my lifestyle and life in general to turn everything I do into a positive thing. I smile more, I laugh more, I allow a few more close people into my life and I love more. I am a helper by nature. I help others when I see them in need and I think my only flaw at times is I tend to forget myself and my needs at that time until when I'm done helping others, I'm still a

Vein
You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht Your hat strategically dipped below one eye Your scarf it was apricot You had one eye on the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte And all the girls dreamed that theyd be your partner Theyd be your partner, and... Youre so vain, you probably think this song is about you Youre so vain, Ill bet you think this song is about you Dont you? dont you? You had me several years ago when I was still quite naive Well you said that we made such a pretty pair And that you would never leave But you gave away the things you loved and one of them was me I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee Clouds in my coffee, and... I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee Clouds in my coffee, and... Well I hear you went up to saratoga and your horse naturally won Then you flew your lear jet up to nova scotia To see the total eclipse of the sun Well youre where you should be all the time And when youre not you

One Of My Published Poems
Whisper of Love I Long to hear the voice that dominates my heart. Imagination runs ramped of the voice talking to me and setting a fire through my feelings and thoughts. Loneliness has taken the best of me away. Lost am I...So lost Then I have a whisper in ear as she talks slowly. Concentrating to absorb every word into memory as to play it again later. I am found again as I listen to her breath. For now the voice is all I have of her. She Dominates my heart as we talk. Then a good-bye. I am back to the imagination of her voice played back in my head. And yet she is far away from me. Until we meet again the Voice is all I have and it fills my heart.

Heart Ache - Heart Break
With what a deep devotedness of woe I wept thy absence - o'er and o'er again Thinking of thee, still thee, till thought grew pain, And memory, like a drop that, night and day, Falls cold and ceaseless, wore my heart away! ~Thomas Moore Ask me why I keep on loving you when it's clear that you don't feel the same way for me... the problem is that as much as I can't force you to love me, I can't force myself to stop loving you. ~Author Unknown Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together. ~Author Unknown I thought when love for you died, I should die. It's dead. Alone, most strangely, I live on. ~Rupert Brooke Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night. I miss you like hell. ~Edna St. Vincent Millay It hurts to breathe because every breath I take proves I can't live without you. Anonymous

Wake Up
I'm gonna ride this plane Out of your life again I wish that I could stay But you argued More than this I wish You could have seen my face In backseat staring out Of the window I'll do anything for you Kill anyone for you So leave yourself intact Because I will be coming back In the phrase to cut these lips I love you The morning will come In the press of every kiss With your head upon my chest Where I will annoy you With every waking breath Until you... Decide to wake up I've earned through hope and faith And the curves around your face That I'm the one you'll hold Forever If morning never comes For either one of us Then this I pray to you... Wherever I'll do anything for you This story is for you (Because) I'd do anything for you (anything you want me to do for you) Kill anyone for you So leave yourself intact Because I won't be coming back In a phrase to cut these lips I loved you The morning will come In the press of every kiss Wit

Why?
Sometimes, I log on to my computer in the mornings, open my email and there's dozens of messages waiting for attention - which, until i've had coffee, I ignore. I log on to fubar in the mornings, and nothing. Its making me wonder why i bothered coming back tbh. I remember cherrytap as a place where things happened, rather than this lethargic, i can't be bothered, nothing happening atmosphere I'm seeing today. Basically, I've not logged in for teh better part of a week, and had no messages, add requests, rates or views. Now, this, in itself, doesn't really worry me too much - after all, we've had christmas in there. But since I came back over a month ago, I've had - and i've counted this - two friend requests, a dozen views and around teh same in rates. Hardly the atmostphere I was expecting. I guess what i'm saying is that unless things pick up I'll be deleting my account again. Honestly, I spend the time on here, but if there's nothing happening, i'm not going to waste my tim

Jitterbug
Would you kiss me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] Already Did [ ] Want to a lot right now! ***************************** Am I hot? [ ] No! [ ] OK [ ] Fine [ ] Beautiful [ ] Gorgeous! [ ]Sexy! ***************************** Would you hug me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Already did ***************************** Name one thing you would like to do to me... ***************************** I look like.. [ ] A player [ ] One time thing [ ] Next gf or bf [ ] A friend ....................................... [ ] A friend with benefits [ ] A possibility [ ] Another somebody [ ] A freak ***************************** If you saw me for the first time, would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe ***************************** Would you rather... [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Date me [ ] Friends................................... [ ] Friends with benefits [ ] Fuck me? ***************************** On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate m

Overwhelmed!
Hello to ALL of my wonderful family, friends, fans and new acquaintances!!! I am totally overwhelmed with the outpouring of LOVE, not to mention the rates, by all of you on my birthday! You are truly amazing people who deserve the BEST of everything in 2009. I responded to over 100 PM's yesterday and have even more than that to answer today. I hope you will be understanding about the lag time in getting back to you! All of the tags made for me is still almost too much for me to comprehend! As I go about editing and deleting some of my pics, ALL will be added in the very near future. I sincerely DO have the GREATEST friends on the FU! Thank you, Thank You, THANK YOU ALL! Manly

Pretty Good For A Monday
Well, I was on vacation the past few days. From Chistmas eve(24th) until last night. I went up to Spring Hill, (just north of Tampa) to see my brotha, and my fam. So I was not really looking forward to coming back to work, But what are you gonna do??? Well the rich folks STAY on vacation(lol) BUt i'm not rich, so back to work for this financially challenged brotha!(lol) OR SO I THOUGHT!!!!!! When I get to work this morning< and I even got there a few min early too, My boss says to me basically "Why are you here??" So I answer, "because I'm suppsoed to be here.lol" To cut othe chase , turns out I have 3 MORE days of vaction time, So I was sent home.......This is a good thing, first time I have been sent home for having too many vacation days(lol) SO I am off the rest of the week. That's right, BE JEALOUS BEEYOTCHESSSS!!!! LOL!!!!!! But seriously, since I have all this free time now, anyone wanna do something??? NO i'm serious.... Ok,ok,.... I was just jokin

Assisted Masturbation?
I was having this discussion with a male friend of mine, trying to determine the parameters of assisted masturbation. Is it truly being assisted or are you cheating? These are the two scenarios I came up with. If a girl who has just had her nails done,had a friend who helps her masturbate by holding the vibrator. She does not touch the other girl nor do any of her clothes come off. Do we call this assisted masturbation? A man has broken his arms and legs. Hes on an island of all men. There is no electricity so he can not watch any porn. If he has one of his friends jerk off for him. is this cheating? This is the crap that comes into my head late in the night

Abdldaddymaster 4 Bdsm/abdl Slaves
For those that our looking for a Master or a Dom/Domme Cpl that are looking or wanting to give the owner full control and they want to have NO LIMITS we're the ones to look for in the control and NO LIMITS.. So, let us or Master know something thank you very much from Masterdaddy & Dom/Dom Cpl.

Hmmm Weird
Have you ever felt like your word doesn't count here and feel like they take your words and try to make them their own? I feel like I ain't shit being here because I am not popular on here, so my word is just tossed out the door. I may not be a member for the simple fact that, how is it going to be a website to help others, but really the person is only helping themselfs and doesn't care about others. No I am not complaining or being a whinny baby, I am just listing facts.

A Moment Of Your Time
If for just a moment I could be with you that is all I need to tell you how much I love you. You would see in my eyes the love I have for you. You feel it in my touch. For every moment we spend together makes my heart melt. If I could wish for anything I would wish for a moment of your time.

Contest Mz.belle And I Are Holding
> Ok We Are Running Picture Contest This Contest Will Be A Rate Only Contest This Will Run From Midnight On The 30th Dec Till 31st Of Dec Midnight The Prizes As Follows 1,3,5,10,20 Credit Blings 1 Golden Star 1 Month Vip 3 & 7 Day Blasts Plus Bling pack The Most Person With The Most Rates Gets A $20 Bling Pack Also We Are Holding Auction For 4 Auto 11s The Hosts For The Contest Are As Follows MZ.BELLE~Shadow Levelers~ Owned by Sexy Baby Blue Eyes~Fu Owner/Owned By I'm Smut~~@ fubar ~~~Demented187~~~FU Owned by 'MZ.BELLE for life~~~Force 3 Bomber@ fubar So If You Wish To Enter Please Contact One Of The Hosts

Happy New Years
To: all my Fu Family and Friends I wanted to wish you all a Happy New Year. I hope that God blesses you with all the love and joy that a new year can bring. I will be visiting a very special friend for new years. I will be back here on or around the 4th of January. Again HAPPY NEW YEARS to all. Love Ya All MARE imikimi - Customize Your World!

My Auction
I AM GOING TO HOST A AUCTION AND IM GONING TO NEED ABOUT 10 TO 20 FRIENDS TO ENTER IT WILL START SOON AS I GET AT LEAST 10 FRIENDS TO ENTER SO IF YOUR WANT TO BE IN LEAVE ME A MESSAGE WITH WHAT YOU ARE OFFERING AND LINK TO THE PIC. Dark Defender "Fu Hubby To Italian Princess"&"Sweetheart To Pr Mamii@ fubar

Hit Her With Your Best Shot!!!
FUBAR’S DREAM….IN MY DREAMS…OR YOURS? AUTO 11’S ARE ON!!! HIT HER WITH YOUR BEST SHOT!! AUTO 11’S ON!!! HELP HER TO PROPHET…SHOW HER MAD LOVIN!! ALL IS RETURNED!! IF SHE ISN’T ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS…SHE SHOULD BE!! IF SHE IS…YOU ALREADY KNOW YOU SHOULD BE LOVIN UP ON HER!! CLICK BELOW AND HIT HER WITH YOU’RE YOUR BEST SHOT!!! In my dreams...or yours? ~*~Shadow Leveler~*~Fu Angel~*~Fu Bad Girl~*~The Pegasus Project~*~@ fubar Bulletin Made By: Jaded One ▲►Ĵ

The Enneagram Made Easy (damnit Lewis! Lol)
Your result for The Quick & Painless ENNEAGRAM Test...9 - the PeacemakerThanks for taking the test ! you chose BX - your Enneagram type is NINE (aka "The Mediator") "I am at peace" Peacemakers are receptive, good-natured, and supportive. They seek union with others and the world around them. How to Get Along with Me If you want me to do something, how you ask is important. I especially don't like expectations or pressure. I like to listen and to be of service, but don't take advantage of this. Listen until I finish speaking, even though I meander a bit. Give me time to finish things and make decisions. It's OK to nudge me gently and nonjudgmentally. Ask me questions to help me get clear. Tell me when you like how I look. I'm not averse to flattery. Hug me, show physical affection. It opens me up to my feelings. I like a good discussion but not a confrontation. Let me know you like what I've done or said. Laugh with me and s

Just Something To Kill The Time
JANUARY = SLUT Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. has difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost som

Dont Want To Be A Newbe Anymore
It's closing time, and two drunks are getting ready to leave the bar. "God, I hate getting home at this hour. All I want to do is take my shoes off and crawl into bed, but Hailey always nags me for what seems like hours". "Sneaking's not the way to do it. Try slamming the front door, stomping upstrais, and yelling 'Hey baby, let's fuck'. When I do that, my wife always pretends she's sound asleep".

Spotlight Fund
AMANDA IS NOW TAKING DONATIONS FOR SPOTLIGHT... I always said that pigs would fly before I would beg for anything on this site...Little did I know that Porky and his friends were taking flying lessons as I spoke. Yes, friends, Amanda is begging for fubucks. I am within 4.5 million from leveling to Disciple. I would love to have the opportunity to have the spotlight just once before it's too late. I have had a lot of friends send donations already but I'm still lacking in what I need. Any and all help will be greatly appreciated. Thank you, my friends...{{{huggss}}} This Shameless Solicitation For Your FuBucks Brought To You By: ღAMANDAღ@ fubar

I Need Music
I have really started to like fubar. I am learning but i just cant seem to figure out how to put music on my page, how to create backgrounds, i dont even know what half the stuff is that you guys do. Can some one please help me.

I Got Bad News
While at the endocrinologists office i was told that I may have thyroid cancer because there is a lump infront of my thyroid. :( I am calling her to see if she will order a genetic test and do a biopsy just to be safe and if it comes back that its cancerous I'll have it removed ASAP. I have been scared and depressed. Just wanted to talk about this. Thanks for reading!

Hmmmmm
I've always done things my own way. I try and make things as fun as I can. I'm not all that in anyway. I'm just doin whats right. Many of people need to learn alot and grow up. People are always saying kids today. I have deleted and/or blocked people and could care less if people think any less of me for that. Everyone has choices. I talked to many people and seen alot myself. All adults influence a kid(s) in some way. This is an adult site and again people have choices. If some decides to put up NSFW stuff up that up too them and how they set it up it also up to them. People that do nothing but oh I want I need hint hint I could use and thats all they ever do are not a friend. Some people always want thats there choice to do so and anyone who decides to give it to them made one as well. People going around rating people low just to get them stirred up, people have gotten nasty comments, people turn computers on or some leave them on yet are rarely there and live there life for points

Random
I found this laying around. Thought it was rather amusing. FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS AGREEMENT This FRIEND WITH BENEFITS agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 200_, by_______________________, between ____________and______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have sh!t to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" sh!t - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No

Tutorial: How To Be A Cunning Linguist
1) Be Down Don’t go down unless you’re down. Unlike fellatio, cunnilingus can never be done as a favor. Doing it when you don’t want to will only bring on the dry heaves. Eat like a pig at the trough and a lot of stupid mistakes get forgiven. 2) Don’t Say Hi to Dry A dry pussy is an unhappy pussy. If your fingers graze a dry bush, go back to the kissing and hugging for awhile. Just make sure you actually dip your finger between the lips. Sometimes moisture gets trapped between the labia and a little fingerial coaxing is all that’s needed to get the honey dripping. Once you’re sure the beaver is wet, give it a few light, teasing strokes with your finger. There’s nothing worse than rushing into this, so make sure she’s really begging for it before you get under the covers. Extra tip: Be like Prince and bring up a wet finger that both of you can share like a 1950s milkshake with two straws. Important: Don’t play your trump card too

Pyroteknics
PyRoTeKnIcS™ Wanna experience a fresh lounge with live turntables? One that has friendly, laid back members? With the hottest Dj's and pimpest Staff? A lounge that doesn't hate on other lounges? Wanna be apart of something fierce and kickass??

A Word Of Advice
A word of advice I am tired. I am worn out. I am numb. Numb to those who seek to harm, to those who seek to destroy everything that I am. Mostly, I am sick. Sick of those who set out to make me feel inferior. Sure, I may not be the strongest, smartest, or bravest, but what I am is great, for I am me. No one else could ever claim that. No one else could ever claim to be me, nor could they ever say that they are anything like me. I am unique. As is everyone else. Have you ever called someone, been called by someone, or heard someone call someone else a poser? This is bullshit. There are no such things as "posers", only those who are unsure of who they are. Finding oneself is, by no means, a menial task. Take your time, don't try to be someone else. Find what you like and go with it, regardless of anything that anyone says. This is my advice.

Another Day In The Life Of Me
So yesterday was my bday, and thank you for all the love from my friends. BUT, I never expected to spend my bday in the hospital and that is what happened. I had been having this pain in my knee for a few days and kept brushing it off, thinking I bumped my knee during my skid out on Xmas Eve. But when I woke up yesterday and could barely walk, I knew I had to go in. So the hospital did knee xrays, and nothing came back to say anything was wrong with my knee. The doc looked at my chart and saw I had had a Pulmonary Embolism in 2004 (blood clot in my lung), so he recommended a Doppler sonogram be done on my knee just to be 100% sure it wasn't a bloodclot. They did the Doppler and lo and behold...I have a bloodclot behind my knee. SO.....now I'm back on blood thinners BUT instead of complaining that I spent my bday in the ER all afternoon and evening, I am thankful that I didn't let my stubbornness keep me from going cuz I wouldn't have been here to tell you to Cherish Life always...it's

My Son And His New Lessons He Is Sharing With Me. Basic, Now Ait In The Army
My heart goes out even more for the men and women in the army... granted i was in, but it was mostly peace time when i served, and yes i seen a lil shit its nothing like what the men and women r faceing w iraq and afgahanistan... when i went thru basic back in 87 they didnt teach us "combatives" like they r teaching now, i am glad to see this training is being taught but... i have friends who are vietnam vets and i come from a family who has a strong military history, i never thought my own children would ever do the same... i have so many mixed emitons now... i am so proud, i see that warrior spirit within my son, i know he gets this strength from me, yet my heart breaks cuz i pray he never has use it to stay alive. my heart really does go out to those who are the parents of the new soldiers... i hope u find the peace u need... the following videos are a look at what a soldier goes thru in basic training ...hope u enjoy. no this is not my sons platoon but it i

I'm In A Contest..need 100 Rates.. Please Help
I'm in a contest for rates only it starts today and will end at midnight tomorrow night. All I need 100 rates so please take a moment and click on the link below. The prizes are pretty cool...So Please take a moment and rate the picture of the kitties for me. Hugs to all my family and friends. 1,3,5,10,20 Credit Blings 1 Golden Star 1 Month Vip 3 & 7 Day Blasts Plus Bling pack Thanks, Silverpixi

Abuse...
Ok some of you know what has been going on sooo anyways I am done I left his ass he hit me and I hit him back...I shoulnt have but I was defening myself sooo I will not be on as much as I was before I am trying ok...I love you all my dear friends!!!!!!!

*~..pieces Of Me..~*
So... I joined this site yesterday thinking it looked a little silly, but it's not to shabby... almost like a night life version of myspace or something, lol. It's alright! So.... I'm stuck at work right now in some serious pain... I have this stomach ulcer - had it since October 2007 when I left my fiancee. Stress related obviously! lol And sometimes when I get stressed out, upset, or just eat the wrong thing... boom - there it goes. Makes me feel like a little critter is eating my stomach from the inside out and splashing acid sauce on it for flavor. Ouch! Anyways, so I uploaded a few pics, what do you guys think? A few of my daughter, one of just me, and one of my and my sesSsy man EJ! More pics to come later when I find some I like. Anyways... so, I have two more days for work at this godforsaken job, I hate it so much here! Been working as a secretary for G&A Electronic Services (owned and operated by my grandparents) for about 4-5 years on and off. This has been the WORST J

My Peeps
i have alot goin on in my life i have love i have hate i have gotten alot on my mind my life is always full of love the pepole are the heart of me my daughter is always gonna be my baby the cutest girl ill ever create i got a great girlfriend she is the best i dont doubt her i dont belive in my heart that she is shady i understand things and stuff happen in life its ok theres forgive and forget but stay on youre toes just prove not only to youreself but youre peers that everything is not what it seems its better we are better than this in life so much hate in this world where is the love at where is the ohnest pepole at is there any out there is there such a thing as a faithfull person or dedacated person its good and bad mixed its everything in one bag and when you look in that bag its something you dont wanna see but what can we do about it just learn from it and just be good the stressess of life nobody can do anything about just have fun with it its ok to lose it break down just re

Were U Blinged 29th & 30th From Me?
*****NEW MESSAGE***** I HAVE ADDED STICKAM TO THIS BLOG, NO NEED TO GO TO MAIN PAGE. *IM SHY* LMAO THAT'S RIGHT, A DRAWING FOR THOSE THAT RATED THEIR BUTTS OFF! YOUR RIGHT I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU WHAT U WILL WIN RIGHT? WELL GUESS U WILL HAVE TO SHOW UP TO SEE. COULD BE ANYTHING :P I WILL BE GIVING AWAY 2 OF THESE ITEMS, YUP THAT'S RIGHT 2!!! RULES THIS IS HOW I WILL BE DOING THE DRAWING. IN MY JAMMIES POPULAR DEMAND YALL FRICKEN CRAZY BUT I WILL. FOOTIE JAMMIES JUST FOR YALL. OPTION B WON B. I HAVE STIKCAM ON MY MAIN PAGE, I CAN ALSO DO IT FROM THERE AS WELL. 10 AM FU TIME 12 PM CENTRAL 1 PM EST IF U DON'T WISH TO PARTICIPATE THEN SHOUT ME BEFORE IT STARTS. YOU MAY DONATE IT TO SOMEONE ELSE IT'S YOURS TO DO AS YOU WISH. SEE WINNERS NAME POSTED IN THIS BULLETIN AT SPECIFIED TIME ABOVE

Lollipop Kids Auction
All entries are due by midnight Thursday! Auction will start on January 2nd @ midnight and will end on January 9th @ midnight Here Are The Auction Rules! 1. The entry fee will be 25k to enter 2. I will be promoting this heavily BUT self promotion is a must! 3. Absolutely NO drama or I will delete your auction. Lets have a BLAST with this! 4. I am not responsible for the highest bidder paying you 5. Please PM your entry's not threw the shout box! 6. Let's Have Fun and Happy Bidding! Auction Brought To You By The Beautiful: VAs FyNeSt~Owned By Jaded One Bulletin Brought To You By: SinfulBrat

2009 Inauguration
To me it means this a time that has been along time coming. Its a great time to be alive to witness such a historical event. I think about all the stories my grandmother use to tell me about the struggles of being black in America. Now we can be proud of the changes and the sacrifices that have been made for such an event to happen in our lifetime. Our parents always told of stories about their past. Like my father who told a story of being aboard a Navy ship when it was destroyed by the Japanese and survived, my mother told a story of the days they only had one pair of shoes just to wear to school to walk to school in that was 10 miles away. Now i can tell the story to my grand-kids that i was there the day our country came together and sat aside there differences to elect the first black president of The Untied States of America.

Holding My First Auction
Come bid on your favorite fu!!!! Auction will start on January 2nd @ midnight and will end on January 9th @ midnight Here are the auction entries! THE HOST: VAs Fynest WINNER: JOHNNY WITH BID OF 3 MONTH VIP DAWNMARIE WINNER: SAYHEY_2008 WITH 2.25 MIL FUBUCKS FREYA WINNER: DOMINIX WITH HAPPY HOUR AND 25 BLING PACK SWEETSEXYMOMMA WINNER: CRAZEDMANIAC WITH 500K FUBUCKS ANGELSFALLS WINNER: DJSCOOBY WITH BID OF 1 MIL FUBUCKS LIL SPICEY SOUTHERN BELLE WINNER: JAMEZ WITH HAPPY HOUR, BLING PACK, 10 MIL FUBUCKS AND 1 VIP STARRY WINNER: SUGARLICIOUS WITH 25 BLING PACK AND 6.2 MIL FUBUCKS DEVILISH DESIRE

Goofylady To Oracle
GoofyLady to Oracle Train The Rules: 1. Stop by GoofyLady's page, rate the Default folder of pics... She will be hosting a Happy Hour at 6pm Fu-time... She will have an Auto 11s running as well... Start with this one... While you are there... Rate all the tags in her pic folder and pick yours up. Please leave her a comment that you have gotten it... 2. Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the Party List. If you are already friends with someone, check to make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment... "GoofyLady to Oracle" or something like that... 4. Private message Carrie when you have completed rating each party guest. She will make you a thank you tag if one is not already made for you... And add you to the guest list... 5. When new people join the party... You must rate/fan/add/comment them back... DO NOT just ACCEPT the friend request 6. Repost the bulletin so it can be seen by as many people as possible. 7. NO DRAMA..

From A Friend
Two As One I am the sand, You are the sea. All of your love Washes over me... I am the moon, You are the sun. In the universe We're united as one. I am the air, You are the wind. You blow in happiness That only love can send. You are the soil, I am the rose. With caring and tenderness Our relationship grows. You are the mind, I am the heart. I know we will never Be too far apart. Thank you ...

Want To Thank All Who Helped Me
SEXY & HOT COMMENTSCLICK HERE KAGE , SIS ROCKIN NEW YEARS NEW ORLEANS STYLE , SIS CLASSICAL KID, SIS PATTI 101, BIG DADDYVEE, BIANGEL FROM LOUISIANA,LADY LIBRA, LITTLE LEPRECHAUN , GODFATHER BAD TO THE BONE69 , BEARHUGS420 ANYONE I MISSED TY TY SO MUCH WOW DAYUMM IM LOST FOR WORDS FOR SURE . HUGS AND SO MUCH LOVE , I'LL BUST MY ASSETS HELPING FRIENDS THAT HELPED ME . BLESS YOUS SO MUCH

Whats A Guy Gotta Do
ALL MY LIFE I HAVE WAITED FOR THE MOMENT WHEN I WOULD BE TRULY HAPPY. NOW I KNOW YOU THINKING DAMN I KNOW THAT FEELING WELL READ ON. YOU WAIT YOUR WHOLE LIFE TO FIND THE ONE PERSON THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY, AFTER A WHILE YOU START TO THINK IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN. WEL THEN ONE DAY WHEN YOU DONT EXPECT IT YOU MEET OR START TALKING TO THIS PERSON WHO FOR SOME REASON YOU CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT. YOU STAY UP LATE ON THE PHONE WITH THEM EVERY NIGHT, YOU CANT GO A MINUTE WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT THEM. SO YOU THINK TO YOURSELF HEY I'LL PLAY THIS ONE BY THE BOOK, YOU TELL YOURSELF THAT YOU WILL BE HONEST 100%. WELL YOU TELL THEM EVERYTHING, FROM THINGS THAT DONT MATTER TO THINGS THAT WOULD MAKE THE AVERAGE PERSONS HEAD SPIN. AND THEY SIMPLY TELL YOU THAT NONE OF IT MATTERS AND THAT THEY ARE ONLY CONCERNED ABOUT THE FUTURE WITH YOU. WELL NOW YOU ARE STARTING TO FALL IN LOVE, BUT YOU ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE EVERYTHING BEFORE THIS PERSON HAS BEEN A FUCKING LIE. SO YOU ONCE AGAIN TELL YOURSELF THIS WILL BE

Friends Giveaway!!
A very dear friend of mine is in a giveaway. Any help would be greatly appreciated. He needs 40k comments for the 50 dollar bling pack. While you are at it if you aren't already a friend he is a great guy and you are missin out. So please a/f/r Got Ink he returns all love. Thank you much This bully brought to you by Cupcake and Sugarlicious Cupcake Surprise ~Fu Owned by Muss ~ Member of The Spankers & The Shadow Levelers ~@ fubar Sugarlicious Fu-owned by Muss Member of The Spankers Club & Pegasus Project@ fubar (repost of original by 'Sugarlicious Fu-owned by Muss Member of The Spankers Club & Pegasus Project' on '2008-12-30 20:25:24')

Top 10 Things A Man Would Do If He Woke Up In The Morning With A Vagina
Top 10 things a man would do if he woke up in the morning with a Vagina: 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do a split. 7. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 6. Get picked up in a bar in less that 10 minutes 5. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 4. Go to the gyno and ask to have the examination recorded on video. 3. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too. 2. Actually catch a buzz off 1 wine cooler. And the .. 1 thing a man would do is: 1. Finally find that damn G-spot. Top 10 things a woman would do if she woke up in the morning with a penis: 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Rub one out for the joy and relief. 8. Get a bj. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at the urinal. 6. Determine why you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5

Holiday Vip (expired)
This Friday, 1/2/09, will be the last time I will be giving away VIPs for the Christmas and New Years Holidays. Congratulations to those who received one and thank you for your salutes you had sent. Hopefully and maybe I can do this again for Valentine's. But in order to be the last 2 to get one....I will leave that to you to know how to get one. Hint****begging won't get you a VIP.

It Hurts =[
right now im sittin here crying coz i dont know what i need to do to make my relationship ok.. =[[ i mean right now im pretty much dead coz it doesnt feel like he loves me nemore and i cant take this nemore. im tryin to be everything he wants.. and it just seems like he just wants "her" and im not her.. never have been her.. and i dont even feel good enough to be called her.. i just wish i knew what to do :((

Life
So here I am writing my first blog on fubar which i do have several on blogger and myspace. Here I am going to school full time and working to full time job but I still can't please anyone. People still want more from me. I am trying to better myself but i just seem to keep falling farther behind and can't get ahead. Where is the limit when people can finally say he has done enough and he can't do no more so lets give him a break. I have sadly come to realize that in the economy that we are in nothing you do will ever be enough people will always expect more. So for me I guess I am stuck in this prison and can't get out though I hope that when I finally graduate ( fall of 2010) I will be able to finally break free.

The Randomness That Is Jenn
Tonight I discovered that there is a whole subset of folks out there that we should give time to consider. And those folks are what I like to call the "88¢ers". Tonight while shopping for Advil I found that you can purchase 100 Advil in a bottle for 88¢ less if you buy it without the complimentary cardboard box. This find brought up a whole conversation in which we concluded that this extra 88 cents must be seen as a moron tax if you will. I find that this situation also places it on a very long list of ongoing conspiracy theories that I sometimes give time to considering and trying to solve for us all. This list includes packages of wieners that are sold 10 in a package when you can only buy packages of hot dog buns in an 8 count. Do you realize that to break even you'd have to buy 4 packages of hot dogs and 5 packages of buns? Also included on this list are the so called "Dollar Menus". Is it really a dollar menu just because the cost of something is a dollar without the t

My Daughter
This month has been a hard month. my 6 year old daughter was backed up over by a one ton duely pickup. she has got a lot of fractured bones. she is back home and doing well. its going to take time for things to get back to normal. im just so thsnkful she was tough and fought through it and i have her back home with me. lots of prayers and support is needed. thank you for the ones that has been there for me and my daughter!!!!

If We Had Sex
The answers were so FUN Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. What position would we do i

Things I've Seen On Fubar
Questions first... message with your answers...smile. 1. You are walking to your boy/girlfriend's house. There are two roads to get there. One is a straight path to take you there quickly, but is very plain and boring. The other is significantly longer but is full of wonderful sights and interesting things. Which one do you take to get your significant other's house, short or long? 2. On the way you see 2 rose bushes. One is full of red roses, the other full of white. You decide to pick 20 roses for your boy/girlfriend, of any color combination. What number of white and red do you pick? (you can pick all of one or any combo of the two) 3. You finally get to their house. A family member answers the door. You can have them get your boy/girlfriend or go get them yourself. Which do you do? 4. You go up to you boy/girlfriend's room, but nobody is there. You decide to leave the roses. Do you leave them by the windowsill or on the bed? 5. Later, it's time for bed. You a

I Love You
Don't ever fucking question that Enough to hold you to the brightest of lights, To place you dangerously close to that sun, Enough to acknowledge the flaws you can't ignore And recognize the cause of what's done is done, More than enough to put my name behind my ideals, And neglect my logic twice daily. Enough to keep me looking for my lucy in the sky with gems, When I remember how you used to call me baby, Enough to look in my mirror with detest for every tear you shed regardless of Why you wept, Enough to curse any man who can't appreciate the depth of the ocean i swam Till i ran out of breath. I love you, don't ever fucking question that, That's why we'll probably never get along. If I was better at finding the right words to say, I wouldn't need to write These mother fucking songs. I love you, I love you Never, don't ever fucking question that, don't ever fucking question that. Riding the public transit, I study the blank stares to answ

Ice Storm 08
About 3 weeks back,Massachusetts Rutland Sufferd the worst ice storm in History.My internet was knocked out,around 11pm that Horrible night.trees were snatching at the tops,branches everywhere luckerly no damage to the main house where I reside.The small apt had roof damage the cover was broke off the outboard motor an the canu was ruin'd.no power for over a week.We heated house with wood stove.an cooked on it as well.sponge baths only with water heated from wood stove. Charter came to restore net,around 10 days later.Big arguement with me many phone calls later an the Fascist pigs at charter communications terminated my connection.my only choice then was Verizon.I had hoped to get it for x'mas but then it was delayed till 29th of dec.then wasn't fixed till 30th.then I only had fubar for 1 hr.damn tease I'm back now hopefully till my next enteruption of enternet.Which is now verizon DSL.The telephone line from the pole to the house is a bit worn an with yesterdays 50 mph winds didn't

Funny
Only a person in Texas could think of this. From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Austin, Texas after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, whe

Never-ending Nightmare
Nightmare lying here in the dark Scared like my dreams made their mark I wonder Dreamer always alone Lost in a part of myself I can't find anymore I wonder if it's gonna end tonight I can't sleep alone anymore I need you here with me Even though I closed all the doors There's somethin' holdin' me Never Ending Nightmare Always there instead of you Never Ending Nightmare No escape this time from you Lately been around someone new Needed to fill in the space That once sheltered you Still I worry, if you're gonna be alright I can't sleep alone anymore Need someone here with me All I ever wanted and more My dreams are fighting for Never Ending Nightmare Always there instead of you Never Ending Nightmare Punishing me for the things I do Never ending Nightmare No escape this time from you

Computer Issues
To all my friends out there, in case you are unaware, I am having severe computer isses. Which has basically rendered me fu-useless, at this point I am certain that it is my computer and not fubar. I apoplogize for not being able to be apart of many of your Auot-11's....I have tried, beleive me, but when it takes (and no exaggeration) 45 minutes to rate 100 pics that is unbearably slow. Hopefully I will remedy this situation soon. Happy New Year everybody! Love, Jane

1st Blog Entry
TODAY IS NEW YEARS EVE AND IM GOIN TO MY FRIEND (TWIN'S) NEW YEARS PARTY SHE'LL BE HERE AT 3 OR 4 TO GET ME IT IS ALSO MY 1ST NEW YEARS SINGLE IN 4 YEARS :( SAD BUT AT LEAST IM GONNA BE AROUND MY VERY CLOSE FRIENDS BUT I DONT LIKE BEING THE 3RD WHEEL AND EVERYONE IS GONNA HAVE NEW YEARS KISSES AND IM JUST GONNA ME DRUCK AND HIGH WITH NO ONE TO LOVE :( BUT THATS OKAY AT LEAST MY 1ST LOVE MARY JANE WILL BE THERE FOR ME HAHA NEAVER MIND MARY ISENT GONNA BE THERE THIS NEW YEARS IS GONNA BE LAME :( WELL EVERY ONE BE SAFE AND ENJOY THE NEW YEAR I'LL TRY BUT I HAVE TO SHARE A 5TH OF MOHAWK I DONT EVEN DRINK LIQUOR WELL SMOKE SOME BOWLS AND BLUNT FOR YOURS TRUELY MUCH

My Reason For Life Again
I HAVE COME THRU SO MUCH THRU THIS BRAIN SURGERY AND MY MAN CAME BACK TOO HE IS HELPING ME REMEBER SO MUCH AND IS STICKING THRU THIS THIS TIME,,, I HAVE ALONG WAY TO GO BUT AM LIVING LIFE TO ITS FULLEST,,,, I REALIZED FROM WHAT MT FAMILY AND FRIENDS SAID WHILE I WAS IN THE COMA THAT I WAS CALLING OUT FOR KEVIN ALL THE TIME AND THIS MAN IS THE ONE I LUV ,,,, HE IS MY REASON FOR COMING OUT OF THE COMA AND BEING HERE TODAY,,, PLEASE GIVE HIM AND I ALL YOUR SUPPORT AND TY FOR ALL THE PRAYERS MY FUBAR FRIENDS,,, PLEASE LEVEL HIM AS FAR AS HE CAN GO,,, HE LUVS THIS SITE,,,LOL imikimi - Customize Your World! ME AND KEV FOREVER

Not Everybody Pays
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large Plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags ripped, and every once in a while, a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, 'Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag.' 'Oh, really? Darn it!' said the little old lady. 'I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me.' 'Well, now, not so fast,' said the cop. 'Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?' 'Oh, no, no', said the old lady. 'You see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through a knot hole in the fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?' So, now, on game days, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my garden pruners. Every time some guy sticks his 'thingy' through

Leveling
i try not to ask much of you, but now i would like some help leveling up. i just want to get to pimp level. that has been my dream since child hood*tears*. if you can do something for me, i would be greatful. thanks. - JER-BEAR

Someone Help!
I AM A MOTHER OF FOUR, AND I AM SEEKING SOME HELP OUT THERE, FOR HELP WITH MY HOME, IF ANYONE KNOWS ANYONE THAT COULD HELP ME , PLEASE TELL ME OR SEND ME SOMEONE THAT CAN HELP. MY KIDS ARE NEEDING A NEW HOME TO LIVE IN.. THE ONE I HAVE NOW IS FALLING APART,IT IS A TRAILOR,ROOF LEAKS, FLOORS LET COLD AIR IN,ME AND MY SON'S ROOM HAS PARTIAL CEILINGS. AND IT IS LETTING IN THE COLD AIR..I HAVE BAD WIRING,BATHROOM IS GROWING MOLD THAT I HAVE TO KEEP CLEAN, FOR MY KIDS, AND IT IS GETTING TIRING.AND I AM AFRAID TO FIND MY HOME ON FIRE, OR NOT WAKE UP AT ALL. I HAVE TRIED TO FIND A WAY TO GET HELP, BUT NOTHING,EXTREME MAKEOVER,HOME EDITION..BUT DON'T HAVE NO WAY TO PRINT OUT THE PAPERS..TO GET THE HELP. IF ANYONE OUT THERE CAN HELP I WOULD APPRECIATE IT. ( IF THIS IS WRONG TO PUT STUFF ON HERE LIKE THIS, PLEASE FORGIVE ME, I AM DESPERATLY IN NEED OF A NEW HOME...THANKS FOR YOUR HELP..OR CONCERN.

End Prohibition
I'd like to take a minute out of my day to support a cause; www.leap.cc Leap stands for many of the very values I feel and I am appalled that there isn't more being done to end the needless prohibition. Today www.Foxnews.com had a highlight of old laws that are still on the books today. It got me to thinking.. What happened to land of the free, home of the brave? It appears we are more geared towards limiting the freedom of others because we are scared of some token end result. We exaggerate this token end result and in turn fan the flames of the phenom we perpetuate. The financial crisis of today is very real. We cannot be wasting tax dollars on broken crusades. We spend over 69 billion a year on this war instead of obtaining tax revenue. The not something you can stop. It is a war with human nature and unfortunately, curiosity got the human high as well as killing the cat. This prohibition mentality stretches farther than just a war on drugs... but that is for

Is It Time To Go?
Hello everyone I would like to wish you all a very Happy New Year and the best of luck for 2009. I have been getting itchy feet here on Fubar in recent weeks and months and it was my plan to leave today by just slipping away. I have been feeling that all good things come to an end and have come to realise that many people are only interested in points and levels, (which I genuinely couldn't give a toss about) and not true friendships or more. People who only talk when spoken too and I wonder if I am just a thorn in their sides or just tolerated. Many people have absolutely nothing to say or the time to say it. I have found that many people seem to think(and sometimes its very true!), that the most interesting thing about themselves is their tattoos! I have met some really wonderful people on here though and I hope that they know who they are, but I have also dealt with some scum too, out to manipulate, use and upset anyone without feeling or compassion. (Google "Sociopath

The Overly Dramatic Truth
It's 2200 on New Years Eve. My wife went to bed. We're not on the best terms right now anyway. Most people would classify my situation on this celebratory passing of the annum as quite sad. I have, however, one save and grace. My son. We are thoroughly enjoying America's Funniest Home Videos. After this goes off, we will engage in Wii based multiplayer combat. Then, at the stroke of midnight, when the year fades into twilight, and while the whole eastern seaboard raises their drinks and sings Auld Lang Syne, I will hug my son and kiss his forehead. Old acquaintance should not be forgot.

Scary Feelings
I dont know - I just - I just Really Like this guy - I mean Ive never felt anything for Anyone Ive ever been with - its weird - I feel Really confused about it. We were with each other only one night - and no sex - but I felt like there was a connection - you know - a realationship being formed and I was kind of scared - and NO I dont think I should see him again. BUT I look for him - I go out sometimes - not often - but sometimes - just to see if I can find him again.

So Why Are You A Drunk?
So I found him and he asked me out to dinner - not only dinner - but dinner of my choice - so I Took him to my favorite Seafood Restaurant - and BOY was it spectacular -==== except for the fact that i noticed he didnt eat - just kept on drinking and ordering more drinks. So I looked him straight in the eye and said "why are you a drunk" he responded quite intelligently - why am i a drunk? is that what you really want to ask me? I said YES. he said also quite intelligently - well then this is either our first date or our last.... I hesitated - took a sip of my martini - looked at his beautiful blue eyes and said - "its our first!". then he sighed and answered honestly -- I'm just drinking to numb out all the bad in the world. I responded with - very clever - but it doesnt work and believe me i know because ive tried. Then he stole my heart even more by smiling at me and leaning over to light my cig - no lectures about me pulling out a cig to smoke - just smiled and leaned over an

Raindrops Of Passion.
Raindrops of passion My mind a constant race Though my heart lies exceptionally calm… Swirling… Shimmering… In your warmth. Holding close the image of shadows touching the light… Basking in the darkness that I no longer own. The silent moment still lying around us… Brings me to comfort. The taste of your kisses so soft… Infinite in variety. Your eyes dance upon me… Clothing me in their mellow acceptance… Their mist… I’ve entitled Rain. For I have been bathed within their gentle caress! This… My vivid picture of vision… Magical reflection of charming affection… Melting within your gaze. A newborn breeze blows in the eloquence of your smile… Accompanied by the sun’s perpetual breath… Calming the heart of my troubled spirit. My desires now lie hushed… My soul satisfied… Within your quiet, fragrant form. ~moi.

And Then I Took Him Into My Heart (part 7)
So I let myself fall in love with him - accepting he is a drunk - we go out and at first its fine - he controls the alcohol - but soon - sooner then expected = the alcohol controls him and he becomes violent - NOT towards me - you have to understand - NEVER towards me - is what makes me love him and stay with him - I want to take care of him..... but soon its clear im not enough - i cant help him - i cant heal him - and i am beginning to think that being with me is hurting him even more.

Happy New Years
Often as one year ends And a New Year begins We look at it as a New Beginning A fresh start to living As we start a fresh Let us not start with less Let us start with more More Giving More Loving More Understanding More of being a Blessing Let this year be a year That we show others how much we care Let us fill this year with godly cheer By loving on others Showing them that to us they are dear Let us give time to our households To our children To our mates Making it a yearlong mandate A New Beginning Of loving on our families and friends Of encouraging our families and friends Of giving to our families and friends Of believing in our families and friends Of praying for our families and friends Winning our families to togetherness Winning our mates with love and happiness Winning our friends with trust and admiration Let us win this year at giving love And the love we give Make sure it comes From the Father above Make this year This New

Angel Eyes (part 8)
angel eyes that old devil scent - they glow unbearably bright! need i say that my love is mispent - mispent with angel eyes tonight - So drink UP all you want! have fun - you have no commitments - The drink and the Laughs are on me! Pardon me - but ive got to know - do you love me? or No? Ive got to find who is now number 1 - me or the alcohol!? and my my angel eyes (your bright blue eyes) arent shining so bright anymore but know..... Im going to love you! Like no ones loved you - come rain or come shine!! High as a mountain - deep as a river - come rain or come shine! I guess when you met me - it was just one of those things - but DONT ever bet me - cause im going to be true if you let me - YOU are going to love me - like no one has ever loved me - come rain or come shine! Happy together - unhappy together - and isnt it fine! Days may be cloudy or sunny - we certainly are out of money - BUT im with YOU always - im with YOU rain or shine!!!!!!!!!! Because

2009
Well in just about an hour from now it becomes 2009. Wondering what the next year will bring as for life lessons that needs to be learned. And to look back at this past year of life lessons that was brought before us to see if we have learned the lesson from them. As for me, lesson of how to handle stress, career, schooling and life in general have been thrown at me from all different directions and now looking back there are only a couple things that I wish I could change but other then that nothing else. Came to see just who I could consider as friends and those as fake. How family realy matters when shit happens. Which in some ways had not changed at all. Guess that what happens when your the blacksheep of the family..lol Well to all that reads this, I hope what ever life lesson that you have faced this past year that you learned a lesson from them and best of luck for the year to come.

Reality (part 9 - The End)
So I gave him my heart and soul - let him reach me - touch me - in places no one has ever done before - I felt the love from him - I saw it in his eyes - and yes - one drunken night I heard it - but - i am just another stupid woman among many others in the universe - HE doesnt love me - never has - I was just a convenient and very available piece of Ass! what changed my mind you say? well I will tell you - another drink. yup he wants another drink - NOT me - im not enough - alcohol is his one and only love - I see that now! The thing is - I think i was into him way more then he was into me - I guess - he just loved the sex and the drama - Me? - well - I just Loved him - ------- yes - I Really loved him... OH WEll - NOT ANYMORE! Its now a New Year - and a New Me - So - Im not going to be bitter - not going to be mad - I am going to pick myself back up - Realize I cant help Him or Change him - But I Can help and Change Myself - BECAUSE - I Know - I am DAMNED sex

Life
Sometimes life can be so stressful, so confusing. Ugh, where to start? Seems like you can never say enough. Almost like you can never get through to anyone...no matter how hard you try. Some days things are Great and others its just another non-stop confusing circle. Ever get tired of showing you care? Especially when it seems to get you nowhere?? Some days I feel like giving up, like all the worrying and trying I do just really isn't worth it. Too often I feel like I'm being taken for granted, like my kindness is my weakness. Maybe I should just say fuck it all and be done, but there is always something that pulls me back. why? I don't know and still haven't quite figured out how to stop it...... ugh

Trust
I am tired of trying to give and give and give and get nothing but Distrust from someone I have trusted and continue to trust. I understand that we all have been hurt and have lost trust in others throughout our lives, but I for one have never held another man accountable for all other man's actions and I feel hurt and just in pain emotionally and mentally when I have done nothing wrong and yet I am not trusted with anything I do or say. I'm tired of crying....tired of the hurt....tired of the fukin pain...and yet I continue to allow it to happen...Am I fukin stupid?

Happy New Year!
***Happy New Year 2 Everyone*** January 10th Will be my One year Fuversary! Over the past Year I have met some of the Most Amazing Men & Woman On Fubar That I am Honored to Be able to call a Real!True!Honest FRIEND!They all have these things in Common! They are.... Caring!Giving!Loving!Sexy!Beautiful!Gorgeous! & Have NEVER Once Turned there backs On me!! I love these ppl with all My heart! They are what true friendship is all about! It's not about the points or the Bling Or how many happy hours,tickers,blast etc!With these Men & Woman It is about R.E.S.P.E.C.T!I wish for nothing but Amazing things for everyone in 2009! And i am So glad & blessed that 2008 Brought ya'll to me! ***These amazing ppl are my Fu Family!!*** And they are there for a reason & it's not for bling packs or blast,etc!They are there because they are the ones that taught me that there are real friends out there and they are the true friends that Walked in When the Whole world walked out*** I love ya'll!

End Of 2008
I would like to start off by wishing everyone Marry New Years and Happy Christmas. There is less than an hour to go, before we start 2009. I reflect back to everything I did in 2008. A handful of things come to mind that I can remember. In 2008 I did a lot of things I never done before and I hope to continue this on in to 2009. Here are some of my accomplishments for 2008… January – February – 13: I took my niece to her first WWE wrestling show. She loved every minute of the show. 18: I did the Great Aloha Run for the first time. I did it in 2:42:50 an average of 19:59 a Mile March – 21: I went to my first concert – Incubus April – 26: Went to my first Chicago Concert May – 10: I went to the Populer Filipino game show “WOWOWEE” June – 5: Got my Motorcycle License finally 17: Had surgery on my left shoulder from a torn ligament July – 4: EDD was Started and Born 20: My First Girlfriend – Te, I Love You babe

Yuppersssssssss
HERE IT IS PEOPLE!!!! Someone Say AUTO 11'S!?!?!? CHECK IT!!!! THAT SEXY ASS THANGZZ Of LIQUID CITY THAT WE ALLLL LOVE TO LOVE!!! DON'T YA WANT YOUR POINTS???COME GET EM!! Click The Pic Below!!! BAM!!! Dont Be Shy!!! Wut Will YOU Give, TO Get A Piece Of This??? HOLLA!!!

New Years Resolutions
December 31, 2008 New Year's Resolutions: The Two Lists I was fortunate to spend time with an enigmatic man named Robert during a very special period of my life. Robert taught me many things during our days together, and this time of year reminds me of one particular interaction we had. "Now that you are becoming more aware," Robert said, "you need to begin to set goals for yourself so you don't lose the momentum you have built." "Like New Year's resolutions?" I asked. "That's an interesting idea," he smirked."Let's do that." By then I was used to his cryptic responses, so I knew something was up because of the way his eyes sparkled as he let out an impish laugh. "Tonight's assignment is to make two lists," Robert continued. "The first is a list of all the New Year's resolutions you WANT to keep, and the second is a list of all the New Year's resolutions you WILL keep. Write the WANT List first, and when you have exhausted all of your ideas, then write the secon

Friends
Wizard's Happy Hour! 11's are on... Stop by at 10am Fu-time to join me on my hour of fame!...LOL...11's are on and i have lots of EZ-Rate pics so you can level up even faster... This HH was giving to me by a very special Lady so i would also like for you to stop by her page an show some love...here is her link... ~Tempting Temptress~ *{Fu-Engaged to Wizard}* I hope you will come by an help me get a little closer to find my Lost Soul... Click the link below an lets have a drink an party... Happy New Year to all my friends an family... This Bully Brought to you By:

Holy Hangover Batman
So I went out last night and I went to my favorite little pub down the street. Didn't think it would be that busy but the place was jumpin'! I mean, I had to suck like 16 dicks just to get to the freakin' bar. So, me being me, I of course loaded up on 3 beers at a time each time I made it to the bar. And then came all my pals, including Bartender Bob, buying me shots of the Devil Whiskey. For some reason they love to see the Dumplyn in her utmost mean and shit-tay, not givin' a fuck...hmmm. I had sworn to "take it easy" and by saying that I mean, NO WHISKEY. But what can you do after 3-4 trips to the bar and slamming 3 beers at a time?? And when somebody offers ya a shot, well hell it's impolite not to take it right??? Well, I get to slapping asses and chicks get pissed and of course I get the "What are you gonna do about it bitch?" attitude. I'm lifting skirts, I'm grabbing asses...all with my sweet little Dumplyn smile and my friends of course are just lovin' it and laughing their a

Capricorn 2009
It's time to settle down and stabilize your life after all the changes of last year, when opportunity knocked at your door. Jupiter, the planet of growth, moved through your sign, widening your horizons and showing you a new direction to success. This year expansive Jupiter visits your 2nd House of Self-Worth, offering you a chance to increase your bank account while also improving your self-esteem. Although it can be easy to acquire material possessions now, be careful about declaring what you want, for you might end up with more than you need -- yet still lack happiness. There's no reason to deprive yourself of physical pleasure, but make sure your metaphysical needs are also being addressed. Jupiter is part of a rare triple planet conjunction occurring this year that includes Chiron the Healer and Neptune the Dreamer, peaking on May 23–27, July 10–22 and throughout the month of December. Letting go of blame and forgiving those who have wronged you in the past are parts of a proc

Auto 11 Auction
Auctioning off an auto 11...bidding starts 2pm easten on 1-1-09 and end on 1-4-09 at 9pm. The starting bid will be 70,000 fu-bucks...fubucks will be the payment method you may use bling or other cash items but will only be counted for the amount of fu-bucks earned for that item..place your bid in the for of a comment in the auto 11 auction pic folder.. payment must be recived by the higest bidder before i send the auto bling...if highest bidder can not pay the next higest will be contacted...gook luck everyone

Rants And Raves
I am close to 35 years old now and I was raised a totally different way than the way things go today. I was rather upset when I listened to Hillary Clinton say it takes a village to raise a child until I thought more about the statement. ber when I was being brought up by my Grandparents in the 80's and early 90's it was a totally different time. From day light to dusk I was no where to be found. I had friends that my folks reallly didn't have too much to worry about. If their was much to be worried about all they would do is call their parents and let them know and it was handled. If I acted a fool in front of my neighbors they had the right to beat the brakes off of me and then when I got home the phone call had already been made and more than likely I had the brakes beaten off of me again and most of the time grounded. I mean hell, the grounding didn't last much more past me getting home from school the next day. I never raised a hand to my folks and I never had a foul word to say t

2008 Year End Update
2008 as it was for Me, good bad and ugly... Current mood: loved Category: Nostalgic Life Wow a year full of its ups and downs. I have to say for the most part I'm glad its over. A few major occurrences in '08 .....I got divorced (yay), turned 40, had major family conflicts and changes, lost friends, gained friends, made mistakes, hurt people, have been hurt, re-connected with family, and fell in love. Starting with my divorce, since the beginnings of it were in '07, it was finally final July 28, 2008, and I must say, that was one of the happiest days of my life. To be out of a marriage I should never have entered to begin with. I have no regrets on meeting Joe and becoming part of his kids lives, for that I will always be grateful. We should have never married, but that's neither here nor there. I love his children with all my heart, just as my own, and they still love me despite the fact that I'm not their "step-mom" anymore. The love of family does not know boundaries, its un

R.i.p.
My kitty of 11 years passed away today. She was the most wonderful kitty. She was not like other cats. She would go on walks with me and always tried to protect me. She really trusted me and I really loved her. She was always patient and tolerated my kds very well. Over the last month or 2 she wasn't acting like herself. She wasn't energetic, stopped sleeping with me, and wasn't eating as much. She became very lethargic. After I noticed that she started losing a lot of weight and her appetite was diminishing more I took her to the vet. The doctor told me he found a large mass in her intestines and couldn't tell me what it was unless he did surgery. This morning in the middle of the surgery he called me and told me that it was a tumor and it was too large to remove without being fatal. If I would have brought her home she had days maybe weeks left anyway. The cancer was just too far progressed. I gave him permission to euthanize her. I really miss her. I know I will never find another k

Bear With Me
I have moved to Auburn, Wa on the Muckleshoot rez, even though it shows an Enumclaw, Wa. I'm on the edge of the rez is reason. No phone lines in yet so therefore i must use library or when possible use my daughter's computer. Thank ya'll for still being my friends!! Hugs n kisses!! I'll try n get here more often.

Hottie Of The Week
ALL 2ND ALARM HOTTIES – LOOK HERE!! Management is going to start a new “contest”. Every week the management will choose 1 girl to be hottie of the week. The girl selected will get extra promotion that week. All you have to do is be an active Hottie. So keep your eyes open, it could be you! Xoxo Annipoo Don’t Forget To Show The HomePage Some Love š 2nd Alarm Hotties New Homepage 11/6 š@ fubar IF YOU THINK YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A 2ND ALARM HOTTIE THEN SEE…. *Annipoo the Norwegian Goddess **Chief of Operations of 2nd Alarm Hotties**@ fubar OR ღCllgegrlღChief_Deputyღ2nd Alarm Hotties@ fubar THIS BULLETIN BROUGHT TO YOU BY: *Annipoo the Norwegian Goddess **Chief of Operations of 2nd Alarm Hotties**

Never Ask For Help.
Well yesterday was New Years Eve and I ended up going to the hospital. I found out that I had a kidney stone and that because of the drugs I was not able to drive home. So since I have been helping my one lady friend out I thought she would help. You see she was evicted from her home and had three kids. I let them move in with me putting my business aside to help her and her kids. They did not pay rent or for any food. When she was bale she moved out into a gov't assist home that I found. So when I gave her a call for help. The first time ever since I've known her, she said "I'm tired and going home." She didn't even try to help me. So I will never ask her for help again. And if she ever ask me I may be just to tired for her. I ended up getting a ride home from a nurse I met two days before.

Have U Met My New Master?
Since I've met him, he has been absolutely wonderful to me... please go stop by his page and F/R/A him if you havent yet, or drop some rates or bling to him to give him some points. Dark Defender "Fu Hubby To Italian Princess"&"Sweetheart To Pr Mamii@ fubar

Well I Finally Gettin With The Times
okay so here I am just chillin and someone tells me about this site. OMG why wuz I not told sooner. Really to all my friends WTH I mean you are going to hog it all to your selfs. Just wait. Pay backs can be a b.... that is all I have to say. lol

What Is 2 Drunk
Well as everybody knows it was New Years Eve last night. Well me and a couple of friends went out last night and got drunk. It started out as a couple of beers. By midnight it was beers and a few shots and when we got ready to go one of my friends said that he was too drunk to go home because his girlfriend was going to be mad and she probably wouldn't let him in the house. So what iI want to know is how can you be too drunk to get in your own house.

Friendship Poem # 3
You are friendly, kind and caring Sensitive, loyal and understanding Humorous, fun, secure and true Always there... yes that's you. Special, accepting, exciting and wise Truthful and helpful, with honest eyes Confiding, forgiving, cheerful and bright Yes that's you... not one bit of spite. You're one of a kind, different from others Generous, charming, but not one that smothers Optimistic, thoughtful, happy and game But not just another... in the long chain. Appreciative, warm and precious like gold Our friendship won't tarnish or ever grow old You'll always be there, I know that is true I'll always be here... always for you.

Jerks
Now to most of you all that read my blogs you know I don't pull no BS with you and will rate ya!! This thougfh is a list of those people that don't rate back, but keep taking from the honest ones like you and I....it's NSFW cause the poor people that take time from us keep up their crap and keep taking whether auto's or HH's and never give a thing back........4,498 were rated today..pics....profiles and a cpl comments!!! http://fubar.com/user/1003883 Auto 11's Hard Timez 900 Rated by this Happy Hour and recipient of of Auto 11's only gave a profile rate and a blog comment, but she said remind her as she was leaving for the weekend ummm no can do http://fubar.com/user/1914457 Cynzdreams just a profile rate; 1237 pics rated and nothing more than a profile rate http://fubar.com/user/2298658 Devilish Curves profile rate and 145k in fubucks- 1451 pics rated can we say this auto 11 made out as the previos one and leveled!! Regular http://fubar.com/user/1876269 Icee

Auction
Black & White Auction Black & White Auction Fu's!!!!! Rules * No Drama Will be Tolerated. These rules do not have an Exception!!!! Auto 11's or Cherry Bomb for most rates!!! ~☠~. Bad Kitty .~☠~ Fu-Daughter & Fu-Owned by Flanman ☠ Mistress to °°«MîñX@ fubar

Thank You All!!!
I WANT TO SEND A SPECIAL THANK YOU TO TWO WONDERFUL GROUPS OF PEOPLE!!! THEY DESERVE SO MUCH LOVE BECAUSE THEY HAVE PROVEN THAT THEY LOVE TO HELP PEOPLE!! BOTH OF THESE GROUPS: THE SHADOW LEVELERS THE TWILIGHT LEVELERS HAVE SHOWN ME SUCH GENEROSITY AND KINDNESS!! SO TO BOTH OF YOU AMAZING LEVELING FAMILIES, I AM HONORED TO SAY THAT I KNOW YOU ALL AND THAT YOU FELT I WAS WORTHY OF SUCH SUPPORT!!! TY ALL SO SO MUCH!!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL!!! CHEERS!! LETS CELEBRATE EVERYONE!!! I HAVE AUTOS AND IM A DISCIPLE!! WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ▲►Ĵådəd Ôņə◄▼ Owned by 7up aka Lil One@ fubar

Squarethewagons
Shibari (しばり, Shibari?) is a Japanese word that literally means "to tie" or "to bind". It is used in Japan to describe the artful use of twine to tie objects or packages. Kinbaku (緊縛, Kinbaku?) is the word for "bondage" or Kinbaku-bi which means "beautiful bondage". Kinbaku (also Sokubaku) is a Japanese style of sexual bondage or BDSM which involves tying up the bottom using simple yet visually intricate patterns, usually with several pieces of thin rope usually hemp or jute (generally 6 mm or 8 mm in diameter). The word Shibari came into common use in the west at some point in the 1990s to describe the bondage art Kinbaku. This seems really interesting to me, as seeing as my evil twin shad some new light on it..told me a bit aboot it and now I think I will want to get into it. That is one of the final goals. I'm totally new to this so start from the bottom up so to speak. Learning to do knots correctly would be nice, A start with basic knots, le

The Truth About Life
So, it's a new year and I still don't have it all figured out so here's my list of wonders I'm gonna get answered this year: 1. Why do you men fall for the women who throw themselves at you? Cam shows/naked pics/Racy convo's really get far with you men and then you all fall in love with these fake ass women! 2. What's wrong with having a decent conversation with a woman? 3. Why do men feel the need to control women? Most on here seem to like that ish, but it seems like men can't handle a strong minded woman anymore. 4. What's with the "have to have many girlfriends/a wife and a girlfriend" bit? 5. Is life and friendship/relationships a one way street nowadays? 6. Why do women degrade themselves to get attention and then continue to get hurt when men treat them as whores cuz they acting like whores? I'm sure I will have many more throughout the year, so stand by!

Auto 11's
I have Auto 11's Activated Tuesday January 6th at 12noon EST til Wednesday 12 Noon EST.. I'm trying to hit my ultimate Fubar Goal of Disciple. Bonus:I will be giving out Fubux for Pic Rates 10K per 100 pics rated. OMG He has Auto 11's Again!!! He's going for Disciple 1.3 Million to Disciple !!! This Pimpout brought to you by ☮Kevin☮

Custom Graphics And Gif's
Looking for custom Graphics or animated Gifs? Look no further.Simple Graphics 25-40K Fu BucksComplex Graphics75-250K Fu BucksAnimated GifsSimple25-40K Fu BucksComplex75K-100K Fu BucksEverything is negotiable, if interested click below to send me a PM. Also currently offering package deals for Bling Packs. Pimpout brought to you byDJ(RET) Army Medic~Will make GIF's or custom Graphics for fubucks....@ fubar

Moving On In Life
The first time i heard this song it really touched me b/c of all the ppl i have lost in my life. it had me thinking what i have been doing to my body, mind, and everyone else that loves/cares for me. every single yr in the month of December i torture my self, not in the way of the word torture it self. i have never cut my self and shyts like that. i mean i go into a deep depression were i don't feel like eating for like 3 days straight. then when i do eat i eat maybe a sandwich and i go back to the 3 day straight of not eating. but hearing this song it made me really realize that my lost ones r looking down on me and looking after me and they don't want me to do what i'm doing to my self at all. cause they loved me when they were here on earth and they would rather see me happy in my life. i know in time i will be with them all once again, but that time isn't right now and i have to live my life to the fullest. they would want me to be happy and live my life one day at time.

Auction
ok so i joined this Valentine auction. you must rate, fan and add the hostess so you can go and bid on me. she's a sweetheart and will rate and fan and rate your pics back if you rate hers. here's the link to my pic kisses to you all that atleast go and rate the pic. oh and she has auto 11s on. happy bidding!

A/f/r My First Fuowner For 2009 Please:))
imikimi - Customize Your World! ~Bratt~ has her first new owner for the New Year. Come check out WASTNTIME and A/F/R and show him lots of love and tell him ~Bratt~ sent ya:)YOU WILL BE GLAD YOU DID! HE WILL RETURN THE FAVOR

Already There
I'm already there, don't make a sound. I'm the beat in your heart, I'm the moonlight shining down. I'm the whisper in the wind & I'll be there til the end. Can you feel the love we share? Oh...I'm already there.

Crazzy Summer
This has been the craziest year I have ever had. On may 19th I was hurt at work. Went to the hospital on may 23rd. because of a head ache that just wouldn't go away. this was trip number 1 for that day. They couldn't find anything wrong so they gave me a couple of shots and sent me home. About 2 hours later the headache was back so I went back. This time they decided to run some more tests. ct scans turned up nothing, Then it was a spinal tap. Let me tell you that was fun. lol. Well they found blood in the spinal fluid. For those that don't know it isn't supposed to be there. I was admitted to the icu for the next 3 days and then to a normal room where they ran even more invasive tests. after four days they hadn't found out what was causeing the blood so the dr. ordered a mri. Turns out there were three tumors in my spinal cord that I didn't know about. Well a week later I went in for the 1st of 2 surgeries. the first one went ok I was a little scared I will admit. this first one the

Kidd Rock Has Done It Again
KIDD HAS DONE IT !! HE HAS OPEN HIS OWN LOUNGE ITS TOTALLY NSFW !! JOIN THE FUN ! CLICK PIC TO ENTER THIS PIMP OUT WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: DJ KIDD ROCK@ fubar (repost of original by 'DJ KIDD ROCK' on '2009-01-02 16:27:11')

F*** You
remember when we used to be friends remember when you used to give a damn? remember when you used to do what you can remember when you were an outcast to? remember when you took the chance and it fell through remember when you got fucked over through and through remember when you wern't such a tosser remember when you had some self repect remember when you threw it away remember when you went crawling back remember when we used to talk remember when you broke my heart remember when you fucked me over remember when you destroyed my friends i do, so fuck you

Insanity
I've learned so much and even though I'm not all that old I've come to understand so much. There is a few questions that I can't seem to get answered though. For instance, is love really suppose to be so hard and painful? Because if so then that is the worlds biggest load of BS. Seriously, love is suppose to make the pain go away not cause it. God, life is so random, chaotic, insane, unstable, and frankly I don't like it that way. WHY CAN'T IT BE ORGANIZED? Sorry, my yelling moment is over with. Seriously though it's just growing to be old when curve balls keep coming at you and you're worn out from the hits you've taken before. Still though life goes on and we all must continue about it. Just remember, no matter how many times love has hurt you in the past it's not something to give up on.

I Wish...
I WISH I COULD HOLD YOU, WITHOUT YOU SAYING NO I WISH YOU SPEND ONE NIGHT, WITHOUT YOU HAVING TO GO I WISH I COULD MAKE LOVE TO YOU, TILL YOU PASS OUT ON THE SHEETS I WISH I COULD DO THIS, WITHOUT THAT DAMN ALARM GOING..BEEP BEEP BEEP I WISH WHEN I LOOK YOU INTO YOUR EYES, YOU SEE HOW I REALLY FEEL I WISH WE COULD SHARE ONE FEELING TOGETHER, THAT WE BOTH KNOW IS GENUINELY REAL I WISH WHILE RIDING FROM BEHIND YOU SCREAM MY NAME AS LOUD AS YOU CAN I WISH WHEN YOUR ON TOP, YOU MAKE ME SAY "OOO WEEE COT DAMN!! I WISH I COULD WIPE THE SWEAT OFF YOUR BROW, AND PAT YOU DOWN WITH A COOL RAG I WISH I COULD LET A LITTLE LIGHT IN, LET IT GRAZE YOU SILHOUETTE....LIKE DAG!!!! I WISH I COULD CONVERSATE WITH YOU, WITHOUT AN ATTITUDE, NO FUSS, NO FIGHT I WISH I COULD GIVE YOU THE WORLD...IF ONLY FOR ONE NIGHT I WISH I COULD TELL MY BOYS ABOUT HOW IM IN LOVE, AND THIS TIME IT'S REAL...YEAH N!@@A THAT'S WHAT'S UP I WISH I COULD LIVE MY LIFE WITH YOU,,WITHOUT IT B

Country...luv All Up On Him
AUTO-11’S ON!! SHOW THIS GUY MAD LUV!!! HE RETURNS IT ALL!!! 10K PER 100 RATES!!! SO LEVEL UP AND MAKE SOME DOUGH!!! CLICK BELOW TO LUV UP ON HIM!!! Country22882 --Mgr @ The Candy Shop@ fubar BULLETIN BROUGHT TO YOU BY: JADED ONE ▲►Ĵådəd Ôņə◄▼ Owned by 7up aka Lil One@ fubar

Dani's Nusery Rhyme
~Dani's nusery rhyme~ In that cold winter morning You can hear some voices calling They found Dani, and she was sleeping Now the voices started screaming She was laying down on the wet grass Looking vacuous at the pass She was cut in two as a doll And now her smile’s not happy at all Your hungry fingers around her neck Have brought you nothing more than pain But now there’s no turning back You see Dani’s eyes will never shine again Dani can’t walk, Dani can’t breath Dani can’t talk, Dani can’t weep Dani can just smile, yes She can smile until her ears They said Dani was so good May they have not understood? Her white flower was so pure But somebody’s found the cure She was laying down on the wet grass Looking vacuous at the pass She was cut in two as a doll And now her smile’s not happy at all Your hungry fingers around her neck Have brought you nothing more than pain But now there’s no turning back You see Dani’s eyes will

Social Disgrace
Hey, this is J, host/ creator of the youtube show, Social Disgrace. Here You can Leave me messages, rants, raves and all that other bullshit. Be sure to check out the show. www.youtube.com/jloyche33 Later. J

Funitime
Its chilly when its cold!------------- Don't worry just be! ---------------- Try me on for size!------------------- your a Funny Fucker!------------------ To Swig or not to Swig that is!------- Pie Perfect!-------------------------- Whats up Cherry Pop!------------------ Lick it then Stick it!---------------- Ride it like a snow sled!------------- Sfinkter Clause!---------------------- My Goggy (good doggy)!---------------- Pretty Slitty kitty!------------------ Slamit Damnit!------------------------ Thats a nice Hose hound for my front yard! Look at this dump truck all stuck in the muck like a stupid fuck!---------------------- Roll with the turns baby!------------- Try a fat chick on your stick!-------- Pussy lovers Lunch box!--------------- I like sushi! mushu shushi!

Stickam.com
COME TO THIS WEBSITE AND MEET PPL U WUD NEVER KNOW IN REAL LIFE SOME LIVE ALL AROUND THE WORLD BUT I WARN U THIS SHYT IS SO FUCKING ADDICTING BUT NO PERVES NEEEDED GO TO STICKAM.COM MAKE A PROFILE PUT PICS MUSIC VIDS BACK GROUND JUST DO NOT BE A PERVE AND DONT SHOW UR BODY OFF WE DONT NEED THAT I AM MATT IN MANASSAS VIRGINIA 18 IVE BEEN ON IT FOR 2 YEARS AND HAPPILY WITH THE LOVE OF MY LIFE SO IM TAKEN SO BITCHES ( SLUTS ) STAY AWAY I USUSALLY DONT TYPE ON THIS SHYT BUT WHAT EVER MY LINK TO STICKAM IS WWW.STICKAM.COM/NICEGUY247 COPY AND PASTE IT AND SEE WHO I AM MSG ME ON AIM IF U NEED HELP HVIPER1990 THANKS

You Got Growin' Up To Do
Joshua Radin - You Got Growin' Up To Do (feat. Patty Griffin) I've been down this road before I walk out the door Leave you on the floor Sometimes you run and hide Your foolish pride's what keeps me from giving you more So the best thing I can give to you is for me to go Leave you alone 'Cause you got growing up to do Some day I'll return when it's time for payment in kind The church bells are chimed You stand before me surrounded by lights Dressed in white You threw flowers in the air this night But the best thing I can give to you is for me to go Leave you alone You got growing up to do Looks like the rain is pouring down on me It's drowning me now and all I want is to come back home And this old corduroy coat is not keeping me dry But I can think of what else to try That's why the best thing I can give to you is for me to go Leave you alone You got growing up to do Yeah The best thing I can give to you is for me to go Leave you alo

Im In An Auction!!!!!!
Come bid on your favorite fu!!!! Auction will start on January 2nd @ midnight and will end on January 9th @ midnight Here are the auction entries! THE HOST: VAs Fynest DAWNMARIE FREYA SWEETSEXYMOMMA ANGELSFALLS LIL SPICEY SOUTHERN BELLE STARRY DEVILISH DESIRE JADED ONE THCKNLUVIT

~the Meaning Of Gestures~
What the gesture means... -Kiss on the stomach: I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead: I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ear: You're my everything. -Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends. -Kiss on the Hand: I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck: We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder: I want you. -Kiss on the Lips: I like you. ____________________________________________________ What the gesture means... -Holding Hands: We definitely like each other. -Slap on the Butt: That's mine. -Holding on tight: I don't want to let go. -Looking into each other's Eyes: I just plain like you. -Playing with Hair: Tell me you love me. -Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you. ____________________________________________________ Advice: Don't ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. Peace.

Sukisuki
I feel empty inside. There's nothing, no light. Just a cold breeze in a vacant hotel room, this is my heart. looks like you checked out. I sit on the edge of the bed and stare into the mirror. You'll come back just like you always do. Why does everything feel temporary when it could be forever. Forever alone.How far past gone am I? Will anything ever change? probably not in my life time. I am growing old with out you and it pains my heart. Why is every song sung about you, every thing i see reminds me of you. Maybe a caged bird knows this feeling. I've covered the physical scars. I know this feeling and I know it far too well. It hurts the same each time. Pain like this does not get any better or worse. I bandage my wounds the best I can. I tell my self its "okay". I make excuses for the reasons why its "okay". I don't feel "okay" ♥ Cover the windows, close your eyes. Turn the T.V. on.... Drown out the cries. Wipe your tears and say your goodbyes. ♥ This is what

Amerip;an Healthcare
I represent a 17 year old, #1 rated Nationwide Discount Healthcare Company, Ameriplan Healthcare, which offers affordable full range of benefit plans for individuals and all household family members related or not for one low monthly fee. There are four plans to choose which are the Dental Plus($14.95-$19.95) Basic Health($29.95),Total Health($39.95) and Total Health Plus($59.95) medical individual or family programs. There are no age limits and most ongoing pre-existing conditions are included. There are no paperwork, no pre-authorizations for treatment required, no deductibles, no waiting periods as with traditional health plans and you may begin using the plan immeadiately with instant savings. Benefits for the Dental Plus program include savings on Dental,Vision, Prescriptions and Chiropractic Care. Medical programs offer the Dental Plus AND Doctor Visits, Ancillary Care, Podiatry Services, 24-hour Nurseline, Diabetic Supplies and Hospital Advocacy Program for anticipated

Devorce
no matter how long uve been married & then separated devorce is hard i have been away from my husband for well over 8 years & finally paying way to much finacaly & emotionally for something he is sitting back & not even helping me on. I know im ready to be devorced from this so called human being but what was supposed to cost me under $400.00 is now almost $1000.00 & what was supposed to be 3 weeks is almost 3 to 4 months. I thank god him & i never had children together, then he would make it harder then this really is now. I'm in 1 state he is in another & all he has to do is answer the door & sign 1 or 2 pieces of paper you think he could do that much heck no he cant & now the judge is threatening to pull us both in court. Well there is no way in hell i would allow him near me or even see me. I thought he would have wanted this over more then i do but im finding no matter what once some1 controls you they dont want to stop. He is trying to control me & im hoping he is figuring out t

Love Poem # 1
Poem Called: "Never Thought" Our love, that started as a game, I never thought I'd one day be crying with the feeling of never ending pain. The day you looked me in my eyes I never thought you could tell so many lies, one day you were there and the next day gone. But I still love you the same, even after you did me wrong.

Love Poem # 2
One Love As you stray your hands All the way through my light hair One simple touch of your hand Makes my body shiver everywhere. The way you hold me so closely Into the deep, starry, black sky With each touch of your hands Makes my body feel free to fly. Looking a little bit deeper You see the shade of my eyes You know all of my fears You know how many times I have cried. It all seems perfect But it's not as good as it seems I can't have him ever because This love was only a dream. So True......

Poem Called Touch Me
Touch me softly, With your beautiful lips Touch me gently, Put your hands on my hips, Touch me, You won't hurt me, If you do it passionately It's the middle of the night And my body is calling your name, I'll touch you, If you do the same Just touch me, I'll touch you, I need you, I need you to touch me........... Mmmmmm...

Who Wants To Own The Jaded One???
TO MAKE A BID ON ME CLICK THE LINK BELOW!!! AUCTION RUNS JAN. 03, 2009 THRU JAN. 9, 2009 AT MIDNIGHT!! SO COME AND BID AND HAHVE THE CHANCE TO OWN ME FOR 30 DAYS!!! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!!!! ID LIKE TO WELCOME YOU TO MUNCHKIN LAND!!!

Thanx
I just wanted to extend my thanx to all my Fu Friends that rallied together and had my back and tried to help me with that girl that was using my pics. I dont know if she took them down or not as I am still very blocked from looking at her profile or pics. She has also blocked darn near all the ppl on my friends list. LOL. That there speaks volumes on her fakeness. I will never understand why ppl feel the need to steal another persons pics or identity to make themselves more presentable to others. Do they not realize that in doing so they arnt making friends really. The ppl are thinkn they are friends with the person they saw in the pic. That is horribly cruel if u ask me. I mean do u plan to ever try to meet in person? IDK, I guess that is just my opinion. If the person in her main profile pic is her she was very pretty herself. I am flattered she thought I was pretty enough to try and be me, but just think everyone should just be themselves and be happy. Again thanx fo

Friends With Current Auto 11's
WV REBEL COWBOY HAS AUTO 11'S ON. HE HAS 2997 PICTURES AND MOST OF THEM ARE EASY RATE. LET'S HELP HIM TO ORACLE AND ALSO KEEP RE POSTING THIS TO KEEP IT GOING FOR ALL TO SEE. TO GO TO HIS PAGE JUST CLICK ON THE PICTURE BELOW. WV REBEL COWBOY ~Member of The Confederate Bombers~Owner of FØØØKÊÊ@ fubar THANKS TO ALL OF YOU THAT HELP

Yeah Really????
Really is it that hard to do each other right on this sight???? The things that irk me the most...I rate alot of people with autos on and a few of them do payouts and ty, fudaddy cynz southern. On a regular ty for that. And in reality i just level by nature i suppose and that is ok i try and bling back when i can and when i place bets on auctions i be the first one to pay up but really??? How bout you asses that beg for bling and never even say thank you. Or i give it just because i thought we were friends and no wow or anything. Last time i checked i work real hard for my money except for a few exceptions i will never meet you in real life...Am i taking the fu too serious??? maybe but i beleive in give and recieve I can only give so much. Without even a mfkn simple ty??? I will stop CUZ its bullshit....

Do I Trust Or Walk 4 Good?
Well here it is another yr and my husband is out there! he tells' me hes not with her and dont want her and he just uses her right now intil i fix this! we were just together the other nite of course we always have the love and thing's we have a very strong bond with each other! were great 2-gether and I dont doubt his love for me at all really, but why is he there so much ? he say's he dont want her never did just use's her cause she belives what he tell's her which she does! he takes her car and she does what ever he says to do so yea the useing part i can belive she likes to think she knows him shes so far from it and she even told me she knows he lies but yt again she's telling me she with him i gave her the benfit of the doubt the first time when she did it and was with him she may not have knowm about me and hard telling what he told her about us but this time she know's and she still choose to lay down for her was her words not his! she makes herself look like a W---e no one el

Imagination
As our imaginations blend my imagination I can use it will take me anywhere you are invited anytime there's so much to share we can sail on cloud nine while imaginations soar embrace in the serenity on the white sandy shore share in romantic sequels where dreams never end find endless possibilities as our imaginations blend bright rays of hope shine as waves flow endlessly attune to those feelings using an imagination key

Not On Much Anymore
Bear w/me people I am trying I split the sheets w/Hubby soo not on much till I can get Internet going again and I am moving packing and all soo yeah sun and mon the library is closed so wont be on those days and will try for the rest of them...ok ty ty ty lots of love Cindy

Sanity Maintenance
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice! 3. Every Time Someone Asks You Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write �For Marijuana�. 6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 9. Sing Along At The Opera. 10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Live

Women & Men
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

Dent Making Auto
> > Trying to make a dent in the journey to angel!!! There are more than 140k in points and Fubucks available here...Auto 11's will be on @7pm EST (4pm Futime) tonight, through 7pm EST (4pm Futime) Sunday, January 4, 2009 !!!! C'mon over and level up!!!!

Now
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Little Moments
today is the day to live for yesterday has passed us by smile when you want to scream laugh though your dying inside all those little moments that you thought were bad and wished would soon be over have since come to pass seek out your own path live the life thats in your dreams reality is as you percieve it and things are never what they seem and just when you thought you knew yourself way down to what you hide one little thing changes that makes you open up and try

Coolest And Sexiest Woman On Fubar!!!!!!
[b]Make sure you Add her...IMO she is the Coolest and most beautifulest Woman on Fubar Make sure you Check her out and F/A/R her[/b] ღCllgegrlღChief_Deputy_of_Adminღ2nd Alarm Hotties ღSWAT/ IAღFu-Bomber&@ fubar

Lost In Thought
driving aimlessly, no place to go i can't shake this feeling been thinking about you everyday i'm starting to think this feeling won't go away i don't know how you feel but there is one thing i do fear i'm afraid one day i'll look to the side and you'll no longer be there that's one thought i cannot bare you hold a special part of my heart one where you could break me if you choose this is why i have this fear that one day you'll look to the side and i'll no longer be there

Life, As A Bitch
BITCHOLOGY When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed. And if that makes

Women R Not Transparent, Apparently, Lol!
9 Words Women Use 1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding h

Thanks For All The Auto 11's Love
THANKS FOR ALL THE AUTO 11'S LOVE I got 2,911,550 points during my frist AUTO 11. I want to say THANK YOU! Thanks to all my Family & Friends for all the LOVE. Thanks to all that came over to my page & rated my pics. Thanks to Those that blinged me. Thanks for all the bullies made and reposted. Without all your love I would not have made it to GODFATHER. I LOVE YOU ALL !!!

Who Needs Anger Management?
Anger Management When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?" Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a reall

Would Like Some Feedback...
Well, my husband and I have decided to spice things up a little bit in the bedroom. We have talked about some of our fantasies, and we both share the same one. We want to have another woman join us in the bedroom for some fun. I think it's safe to say that we are a little nervous about doing this, but it is definately something that we both want to do. So, I guess we would just like to have some feedback from anyone that has any experience in this area. If there is any advice that you would like to give, we would be happy to hear it!

Do You Want To Record Your Cd?
Spifnoof Karaoke Recording offers studio quality vocal recording against your favorite song as a backing track. (ideal for showcasing your vocal talents or as a gift for a loved one) Recorded and mixed by a professional sound engineer with 12 years experience. Sam : music producer/sound engineer tel:916-904-2816 watch me working in my studio People of virtually any age can now have a professionally recorded audio demo.(Children under the age of 16 to be supervised by an adult) -we have a long list(every genre) of karaoke songs , you can record and have as many cd's as you want ,to offer to your family/myspace/demo/etc...it's a lot of fun and a good experience. KARAOKE GENRES Christian/Gospel Alternative Pop/Rock R&B/Soul Metal Rap/Hip Hop Country/Female Soundtracks Country/Male Jazz Oldies Duets Blues Reggae Classical Spanish Christmas Songs Children's Songs How it works : 1)Choose your backing track to sing against and I w

Just A Poem I Wrote
God saw you were getting tired; And a cure was not mentto be; So he put his arms around you; And he whispered come with me; With tearful eyes we watched you; As we saw you pass away; Although we love you deeply; We could not make you stay; Your golden heart stopped beating; Hard working hands at rest; God broke our hearts to prove to us; He only takes the best!

Sponcer Me 4 My Fuversary
***Attention ya'll smexi fu's*** My Fuversary Is January 10th!!Time Sure does Fly by!! Want 2 be the Lucky one to Sponcer me for my 1 year Fuversary?I have met some pretty amazing ppl on here! Wonder Woman Is Auctioning Me Of !How fricken awesome is that? I'm one lucky Fu! Now its your turn to be Lucky! Get your bids On boyz!!!Lets see what ya got in ya! I'm offering lots of things! & will be adding more as the bids Go up!The higher the bids the more LOVINZ u get!You wont regret it! I promise you that!;)Spoil Me!:DIt is my fuversary:Dyay! Just click On this Pic below And start your bidding!Dont forget To rate them plz! ***Make Sure You F/R/A My Hostess! And show Her Lots of Love & Respect!!***She deserves It!!!*** Wonder_Woman Owned by Rapsnap@ fubar This Smexi Bully was Brought to you By The One & Only.................. ♡Confidence Is What Makes Me Sexy♡Fubars 19th Oracle*@ fubar

Birthday Trains - Sign Up
In the next few weeks, 4 of the most wonderful men on fubar will be having birthdays... In their honor, I will be running trains in hopes of helping them get closer to leveling... Sign up now for any or all of them... Just leave me a blog comment to sign up. I have my comments set for approval by owner so I don't miss my profile comments... So, just because you don't see your comment immediately, doesn't mean it isn't there... Private message me if you like... Jan 6 - Johnny Riggs, my best friend and owner (2.8 million points to Disciple) He will be hosting a Happy Hour on January 6 @ 6pm Fu-Time... Auto 11s will run all day as well... Come spank him hard... Jan 9 - Syrano, my R/L hubby NO TRAIN... He made Fu-Pimp... And wants to stay there for a while... But stop by and wish him a happy birthday if you like... Jan 13 - GnbRebel - a very dear friend (3.8 million points to Disciple) He will be running an Auto 11!!! Jan. 15 - Willie - a good

What Do You Think??
So I've been told I might have a drinking problem....but heres the deal I don't drink that often I'm come on I spent a year in Iraq and got totally trashed in three different counties... and yeah I have drank 4 bottles of vodka on my own but come on thats nothing.... and well I'd like to know what you all think. I have some pics up of my umm "collection" as some call it.. take a look and let me know what you think.

Odd Stuff
Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologisms, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. The winners are: 1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. 3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. 5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent. 6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown. 7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. 8. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash. 9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. 10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. 11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam. 12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists. 13. Pokemon