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My Midget Was Screaming!
My Midget was screaming for a blog post. Would you like to play with him??? LOL
Hello Everyone
Forced Entry.........
Tori had been hooked on cyberspace for six months. Using "Online, USA" had begun as a lark, something to fill her time and an outlet for her need to write. There are so many interesting people out there, she'd reasoned, why not meet a few? And indeed she'd met more than a few. Since she herself had two screen names, she could be anyone she chose to be. Take for example the guy in Seattle with 48 piercings. He knew her as TorridOne. She had told him she was a tattooed sexual submissive. Which was mostly true. Besides, she had laughed, did he really have a subincised penis? Or what about her favorite friend in NJ. A very addictive man who loved women. She spent hours talking to him. Even got a POBox for there special mail. With him she was BlackLace. Often she had contemplated meeting him, wondering if he was really as good as he seemed. Truthfully she didn't really care if they were real or fantasies. She longed to live out, safely and vicariously, all the dark little sexual fantas
Follow The Ball
PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO THE BALL USE UR MOUSE TO FLLOW THE BALL WHO EVER DOES IT RIGHT WINS!!! GOOD LUCK
Vip Give Away
i'm in a one year vip give way need 60,000 comment to win here no time limet to get ther just need to be the first one to 60,000 comments here the link to the pic for the contest http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1559624&albumid=1059202&i=3473815737 the contest is closed right now but will open 12 am centel time and start on the 12 ok its open and ready to go for rates and coments cum do your thing rate and comment
Tagged
Here is what ya do.... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I AM A CLOSET EROTICA WRITER 2. I HAVE HAD BOTH MFM AND MFF THREESOMES 3. REDHEADS ARE MY FAVORITE 4. I HATE TO BE IGNORED 5. I HATE THE DALLAS COWBOYS 6. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH 2 DIFFERENT WOMEN IN THE SAME DAY AT DIFFERENT TIMES. 7. I SHAVE IT ALL 8. I LOVE TO BE TOLD WHAT TO DO 9. LOVES TO GIVE ORAL UNTIL MADE TO STOP 10. I AM RITUALISTIC WHEN EATING FAJITAS. LOL TAGGED! TEXAS TORNADO SHELLY LOOP29 BLACK~IRISH ANDREATHEPHLEB
I Got Hurt..
woke up this morning... picked up my head a lil to the right to see what time it was and got this really sharp pain in my neck all the way to my shoulder..down my arm just a lil bit. since than haven't been able to move my neck to the right. every time i move it the wrong way..i get that sharp agonizing pain. it was really bad at first but now it's not as bad. i can move it lil by lil to the right. still get that pain. it hurts but i'm dealing with it. tryin to make it where i can move my head freely. i know don't over due it..might do something worse. no worries i'm being careful. and handling the pain. no pain no gain. right. i mean if i don't i might as well stay this way. also taking some tylenol(sp?) yea idk what that's doing. lol can't see a doctor till 2 days. and by than it might be gone. so i'm jus dealing with it. just letting ya'll know since i haven't been on today till now. been laying down all day. it sucks just laying there. if i sleep to much i get headach
Sorry About Not Being On A Whole Lot Lately.
Sorry I've not been on a whole lot lately.I've been bummed out lately over my life.So I've been staying busy so I don't think a whole lot.I've not forsaken all of my friends on here or the the other websites I'm on too.Just a whole lot of crap going on In my life right now,and I'm trying to sort through It all to see where I stand with my life.And where It's going,just as soon as I figured out my life I'll be back on here on a more constant pace.But for now I must focus on the future,and tried to figured It out.I just wanted to let everyone know so they wouldn't worried about me,because I've got some mail from friends asking me what was up.I can't really goto Into details on my life.But tyvm for all who have written me mail on here to checked up on me.Makes me feel good to know that I do have friends who are keeping tabs on me to make sure I'm ok.
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Wanna Own Me???
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Wishing Celticrose And Her Hubby Steve A Wonderful Wedding Anniversary!
I just wanted to wish my very dear friend Lin (Celticrose) and her hubby Steve a wonderful wedding anniversary !! They've been married 18 years! I have been blessed in knowing Lin and her family over 7 years! we have never met, one day I hope we do meet, we get so far and then its either me moving, throwing out rubbish (an ex lol) kids illnesses, or Lin and various family things going on ... but thats what lifes like. :-) True friends as we are take the rough with the smooth, we both realise that life can be difficult and at times we have had gaps of several weeks before we talk again but we start up where we left off. This year has been very difficult for Lin, I won't go into details cause you will all have read her blogs about her Mum ... I dont know how she copes ... she is a very strong person and has also been for me during tough times ... as i am for her now .. You both deserve a wonderful anniversary !! Loves ya both ! Sandy xxx
Midgets!?
I just found out I have an inner midget! OMG! =0)) Here it is! *grins*
Interesting Facts Tag Lol
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to let them know that they've been tagged, and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I collect things: coins, sports cards, GPK, stamps, shot glasses, magnets from states ive been too 2. I would love to have a family some day. 3. I was in a serious car accident when I was 11 years old, and had a sever concussion and 35 stiches around my left eye. 4. I skipped 2nd grade 5. I am related to President Abraham Lincoln 6. I am religious and find strength in The Lord 7. I do not drink except for blue moons lol 8. I only got the opportunity to know one of my grandparents, Dad's mom. 9. Global Warming concerns me and makes me wonder what we are leaving for the coming generations. 10. I love to laugh and only enjoy two things
House Selling
As most of my frends know me mom and dad are trying to sell this house the new one is not ready do to a dely that why i didnt move yet for the last 90 days ben tuly hell we had a guy that tuly didnt care if this house sold or not and near the end he didnt want to take it down But now I am thinking is this new broker do thay give a shit because we seen probems with posting example : yahoo Real Estate listing the house will NOT be posted and other sites too not listed so i am like ok what you posting on mexcon site only ! i was like ok but the back of my mind i am thinking we going to sit on this house all wenter i let you know in 30 days how menny cam to look at the house if it low number then we have to see what 60 days bring if it low or didnt sell then we have to find some one eles
Me
Test
If you are in need of Fubucks to win a spotlight, bid in an auction, or for whatever reason you need them, this IS the contest for you! I am hosting a contest where there will be 3 winners of FuBucks. First Place will receive $1,000,000 FuBucks; Second will receive $750,000 FuBucks; Third will receive $500,000. ************************Rules********************* 1. Contestants must have 20k in comments and all three place winners MUST complete that amount of comments to receive their winnings. 2. The contest will begin on Wednesday, July 9, 2008 and run until completion. 3. No scripts, blank comments or green accounts will be allowed. 4. Any of you who would like to enter MUST private message me and tell me which photo you would like me to use. 5. There must be a minimum of 10 entrants for the contest to begin. 6. Interested people may begin applying from the time of this posting until July 8, 2008. Hosting the contest manly -
Heart's Expression
"I Promise" I promise to love you each and every day. Care for you in a very special way. Be there to make you happy when you are sad. Be there for you when things go bad. Be your comfort in your time of need. Be your support, even more, when you are weak. I love you more than I've loved anyone before. You are my other half, my friend, my lover and the woman I need. I will savor the seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, and even the years I spend with you. We've been blessed by God's grace to have come this far in such a short time. There will be rivers to cross and mountains to climb. Our love will help as we endure together. These feelings within me won't decay. Enjoy them with me because you are the reason I am feeling this way. I love you more today than I did yesterday. © 2008 By Craigal R. Lindo www.theheartwriter.com
Howlin Hotties Auction
OOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! The Bad Wolfy presents "Howlin' Hotties" Auction Auction will begin 10:00 PM CST Monday June 30th and end @ Midnight CST on July 14th! > As an extra bonus the auction participant with the most rates will receive a 5 Credit Bling! Come get yer "Howl On" and Bid!
Triquetra Circle
Two questions we frequently get are: "Where can I get a spirit board like the one on the television series Charmed?" and "What does that sign in the middle of the board mean?" For your spirit board you want to go to our list of Currently Manufactured Talking Boards where we review the new Spirit Board reproduction from Sota Toys. As for the symbol, follow along, and we'll tell you what we've found out about it. It is the Triquetra (try-KWET-ra, Latin for "three cornered"). Fans of the TV show know that the symbol represents the "power of three." The "power of three" is the combined magical power of the Halliwell sisters, three "good" witches who live together in San Francisco. Each week the sisters combine their powers to save the world from evil supernatural creatures and other assorted creepy crawlies. They also find time to juggle interesting relationship problems with boyfriends who either know too much or too little about the witch business. On top of it all, the sisters manag
Truth Lies After Truth
Truth lies after truth truth, lies, after truth eyes for an eye, teeth for a tooth haunting confusion, with tortured hope the survivor shall live, and choose to cope to many a fool, is laughter to all as "friends" find a smile, in scoring his fall a comforting kick, greets this clown sent from "friends" that claim they're down united we stand, divided we fall true friendship "lied" down,and missed the call jane hoover copyright 2/93
No Laughter Down Below
No Laughter Down Below It would seem im an opponent in a game unknown by me like a pawn in a chess game im taken easily is this life reality, or a stage for entertainment? the good ones all get used then displayed, commence the torment player pain supplies the laughter bringing smiles to all who played them sadly they dont realize their laughter will condemn them who will have the last laugh? the answer i do know i smile from heaven peacefully i hear no laughter down below all their lives they've worked for scaring frowns on countless faces a surprise comes at the ending when suddenly~ weve switched places what goes around comes around that's the way the saying goes those that do the bad things reap just what they sow jane hoover copyright 6/13/92
Sheila
I woke up this morning and the realization hit me that exactly one year ago today I began my last day I had with Sheila before she died in her sleep. What is so sad is that I remember so little of that day. Did we go to church that day? What was she wearing? What did we talk about? What did we eat? Did we make love? A whole day... and it's gone from my memory. I lived it just like any other day..not really paying too much attention to what was going on. If only I had known what I know now I would have savored each and every moment with her. Looked at her with new eyes. Memorized every freckle, every line, every curve, the exact shade of blue in her eyes. And then today I could have replayed that day and relived it. But I didn't know. And I let that day slip away. All I remember for sure about that day is that we went to WalMart and bought the DVD of Charlotte's Web to watch together the next morning while we drank our morning coffee. And we cuddled and kissed goodnigh
Tag
Instructions......(I was tagged by...†Lil_Tiger6†™ - MMMMMMMMM the one i like to play with Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 10. I like pot 9. I have been married and divorced 2 times!! 8. I bite my fingernail 7. I live with my ex 6. I've been admitted to "the nut house" for a week due to depression 5. I am very hard to offend!!! 4. I don't like liars!! And won't stand for it at all!! I dealt with it too much in my life. 3. Women say they love my skills with my fingers!! 2. I have a hard time talking to attractive women in person at first(Very shy which I'm open and funny when I get over the shyness, sometimes too open for my own good) AND THE
Tag
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 10. i drink a lot of soda 9. i like hanging out with my friends 8. I bite my fingernail 7. I live with my ex 6. its hard for me to trust people 5. i can't stand people who tells you they will be with you and leave 4. I don't like liars!! And won't stand for it at all!! I dealt with it too much in my life. 3. i never been married 2. i have 3 holes in my ears and a tongue ring AND THE NUMBER ONE WEIRD FACT ABOUT ME ISSSSSSSSSSSSSS ......!!!!! 1. i'm hard of hearing and know how to sign...... Hope you enjoyed these!!!!
Life In Arkansas
In TN anything that could resemble a potential small valley, or a spot where the creek met between two hills, and it was steep, we would call it a ravine. Now, here in Arkansas, its called a "Hollow" thats pronounced "Holler" If you are a cook, the people who have been here longer must have you eat their food, before they will try yours, no matter how good you are. Its usually worth it, they don't suck making food, well not all of them. I know all the Cops by name, but I've only met one of them, because I did something stupid...I still don't know what a jail looks like nor how handcuffs feel on my wrists by a law enforcement officer. There are fruits on many trees, that people don't seem to give a shit about. There are but 3 main places to eat, and a Subway. One of them I've never been to, just go there to get fishing bait or hooks. The other two, both open at like 7, and one of them closes at 2pm. Wouldn't it figure that the one that closes early is closest to me, and
Baby Shower
Well, It`s come to that time when I go to my first baby shower...July 2nd, Leavin at 10am and I don`t know what time I`ll be back...:) But whenever I get home I will get on here and return all the luv I was showen that day (If I`m not too tired).
If Only...
"once Doped Up" "now On A Natural High"
Being clean is quit hard at times but you learn the rules of your strengths. Not saying I promise not to fall again but if it should happen I promise to pick myself up move on and try try again. To all you out there you know who you are! You should never throw stones at a glass house because it will come crumbling down on you. Never say "never", & never say your to weak to fight! Because the only fight you can win is with your own demons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Peace I love you and you all know who you are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Update
First of all, Happy 4th to you all *especially our Veterans* Went to the Dr today for 10 week ck up, finally get out of the boot *WAHOO***it is soo hot, am slow getting around again, but hey its all worth the wait!!..I am going to be starting PT sometime next week but it's all up hill from here!! Hope you all have a Safe & Happy 4th
Why I Apoze Our Goverment
From: Rky Mtn Highah for Ron Paul! Ted Kennedy Diagnosed with Malignant Glioma (Brain Cancer) Pot Shrinks Tumors; Government Knew in '74 By Raymond Cushing, AlterNet View this story online at: http://www. alternet. org/story/9257/ The term medical marijuana took on dramatic new meaning in February, 2000 when researchers in Madrid announced they had destroyed incurable brain tumors in rats by injecting them with THC, the active ingredient in cannabis. The Madrid study marks only the second time that THC has been administered to tumor-bearing animals; the first was a Virginia investigation 26 years ago. In both studies, the THC shrank or destroyed tumors in a majority of the test subjects. Most Americans don't know anything about the Madrid discovery. Virtually no major U.S. newspapers carried the story, which ran only once on the AP and UPI news wires, on Feb. 29, 2000. The ominous part is that this isn't the first time scientists
Fu-buck Crazy
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Me Me Me
Hello e1! My name is Melissa. I'm 24 years old and I live in Columbus, Ohio. I am a single mother to 2 very loved children. A beautiful daughter who is almost 5 and a very loved and dearly missed son who is in God's hands! R.I.P. Hunter! Mommy & Sissy love and miss you very much! I miss you very much every day! Every day gets harder and harder it seems but, I know you're in a much better place. A place of no pain, no suffering, no tears, no sorrows. I can't wait for the day I will meet you at the Gates of Heaven FOR ETERNITY!!!!! I Love You So Much Baby Boy!
Not Sure
Sometimes I just want to up and purchase a one way ticket out of the state of Texas and get away from everyone. I am seriously thinking of doing so, and just leaving. Right now I hate my boss, not happy with my own life, so what the hell, just up and get away from it all! Seems like everytime I turn around there's something new going on. So who cares anymore. Yeah I'm talking out of my ass. I have been drinking tonight, and all night all I can think about is leaving Texas and never looking back. I don't care who's here and who's not, why should I? They wouldn't.
Smoak911
i have no idea wtf i am doin!
Fiyero's Thoughts
The porno of Fiyero's life will be called ... "Girls gone wild Vegas style" 'What will the porno of your life be called?' at QuizUniverse.com
This Thing I Call Life
well here i am again away at 730 in the morning. most of my friends know i dont do mornings. so i specifically plan my day to start around erm. noon. im a night person. im usually up late. but recently with all of the vicodin the doctor has me on. im not eating well, im not sleeping almost at all. i can function on it because it minimizes my pain, but i cant function on it because it wont allow me to have an appitite leaving me to force feed myself as my body becomes weak. i feel like im not accomplishing anything these days. i wait for chris to get out of work before i leave my house. then we go to his house and i lay back down again and read my book. i constantly feel useless and find myself yelling at him when im struggling to get up to shut the door and he runs and does it for me. i know he only means the best and is trying to take care of me, but i dont know if part of it is just pride... or if i just hate feeling like an invalid. i would love to go back to work but as the days go
Rap I Write
Facing society with doubt Nowadays don’t know where I’m going about Living sad in place no good for my self esteem Father telling me I’m no good for shit Telling me I got no future if I continue Everybody hated me, I became blinded, couldn’t see Blamed myself for what everybody put on me trapped inside walls waiting to be free What was a happening, I became so lazy Lost in hope doing dope everyday Staying in my room all day Not looking for a job any day Soon realize I got problems A depression I couldn’t solve alone My writing keeping me at home Keeping me from going insane All in the membrane trying to keep game I just need to sing But I fear nobody will love me Never been loved by anybody outside my family I look in the dark sky for my Gemini My birth god that’s represent I My fate that I’m uncertain of When I leave this room unknown of where I’m going I give my love to all those who try to understand me Keeping
The Only Love You Keep Is The Love You Give Away!!!
Just wanted to introduce myself .. My name is Sheryl and as you can see I Love Betty Boop I think she is just incredibly sexy... I am a single mom of 3 beautiful children whom are my life. I am 46 years old I live in New hampshire and here to make some friends and have some fun...
Deedeemb Tagged Me
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 random things,facts, or habits about yourself, At the end you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Do not forget to leave them a message that says..."your It" and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. My name is Randy, but most people call me Harley. 2. My wife DeeDee and I absolutely adore each other and wouldn't know what to do with ourselves if something happened to the other. 3. I am EXTREMELY scared of heights. 4. I used to be a workout maniac. 5. I am actually very shy and reserved. 6. When I was a teenager, I never dated a girl I went to the same school as I. 7. Snakes don't bother me, but spiders will make me scream like a little girl. 8. I love to play golf, but I am not great at it. 9. I shot a "hole in one" on the 6th game of golf I ever played in my life. 10. I have been playing the guitar for 32 years. 11. I have two children that are 10 years a
Im A Pervert
i am a pervert trying to straitin up my act for kids i love them very much and i dont want my kids to be like me i want them to be gentalmen when they get older like me but without the pervertedness
Good Morning World
Good morning world... I have noticed that when you wake up feeling like shit.. then your hole day go's by so much slower. even though many people have no choice in waking up in a good or bad mood, they still seem to by pass the impossible. even if you wake up in a good mood and someone wants to bring your progress down.. you can only laugh in your head at them because it would seem that they have come across a far longer road block then you, so the only way for them to feel impressed with themselves is to watch you frown and suffer for what they are feeling in their own life.any ways the point that I wanna make is..... no matter how wrong the day has fallen only one person can hold that hope for happiness... and that's yourself...AND with the help of your best friend!!!!!! someone you trust more then even your own self.... just remember to keep smiling even when that smile has faded threw out your day that has been given to us as a gift....RLedge
Got Bad News Today
ok finally got aliitle more info.. she didnt have heart attack i was told ... which is good news... she is doing better now.. she going to have to have surgery.. something to do with bleeding in her stomach... hopefully will know more about this later tomorrow...my dad said she was more like herself today...thanks 4 all your prayers and support... love you all, Evonne
Moaring The Lost Of Michael Crochett
I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I COUSIN MICHEAL PASSED AWAY. HE WAS SITTING DOWN DRINKING A CUP OF COFFEE. HE TOLD SOMEONE THAT HE WAS HAVING PROBLEMS BREATHING. HE STOOD UP TO WALK AROUND. THATS WHEN HE FELL TO THE FLOOR THEY TRIED CPR ON HIM AND NOTHING. ACCORDING TO THE DOCTORS HE WAS PROBABLY DEAD BEFORE HE HIT THE FLOOR. MICHAEL WAS MY BEST FRIEND NOT ONLY A COUSIN. WE WENT FISHING TOGETHER, ARROW HEAD HUNTING, CLEANED TURTLES AND FISH TOGETHER. WE EVEN WENT HUNTING TOGETHER TRAPPED WILD HOG. KILLED US A FEW DEER. I LOST THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN MY LIFE, MY BEST FRIEND,COUSIN, HUNTING AND DRINKING PARTNER. WE SURE COULD DOWN SOME BEERS. JUST SITTING AROUND BY THE LAKE HAVING A REALLY GREAT TIME. I WILL MISS MIKE ALOT. I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER THE BEST TIMES WE HAVE HAD. MIKE OVER CAME THE STROKE THAT HE HAD AROUND CHRISTMAS. BUT, IT NEVER GOES TO SHOW YOU, YOU CAN BE HERE ONE MINUTE AND GONE THE NEXT. SO ALWAYS TRY TO SPEND THE MOST TIME WITH THE ONES YOU LOVE. MICHAEL CROCHETT, WAS A WO
Goth Life
...What have we done o. to leave fail... was I... more to cover me o. one o. tear Oblivion beneath, passion of all pity, more than the barren tears which your blood wept, can't you see, there's no beloved they're just helpless, another pale abuse left in all... I can't live for you o. we can't, we hold our fault we must die in divinity, help me help me, I wasn't your heaven all you, all your tears you've once shed
I Was Tagged!!! Now It's Your Turn!
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to let them know that they've been tagged, and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I love the ocean and light houses 2. I have a two year old son. 3. I got my foot caught in a bike when I was two and now have a scar the length of my left foot (from my pinkie toe to my heel) 4. I have been to 4 colleges and still haven't finished my degree...maybe one of these days 5. I have been to almost every state in the US 6. I was born on Friday the 13th 7. I'm a beer drinking chick 8. I enjoy sports however I am not athletically inclined :-)GO RED SOX! 9. Global Warming concerns me and makes me wonder what we are leaving for the coming generations. (This scares me!) 10. I love to laugh 11. I would rather curl up with a good
Kinds Of Sex
SOCIAL SECURITY SEX Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!" LOUD SEX A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!" QUIET SEX Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!" CONFOUNDED SEX A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance woul
Tagged
Here is what ya do.... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I AM A GUM CHEWER 2. I AM A MODERN DAY VAMPIRE (I DRAW BLOOD) 3. I AM SOMEWHAT A SHY & QUIET PERSON 4. I DON'T LIKE WATCHING FOOTBALL 5. I AM A VEGETARIAN 6. I LOVE MEXICAN & GREEK FOOD 7. I CAN'T STAND PHONE SOLICIATORS 8. I AM AN IMPATIENT DRIVER...I HATE TRAFFIC... 9. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE GOING TO THE GYM 10. I AM A NEAT FREAK, EVERYTHING MUST BE IN IT'S PROPER PLACE TAGGED! Sendero08 Phillie Funnny as hell 2005... Mountyman Justatxcowboy
I'm Thinking Of Publishing A Book
well all of my friends know that I write poetry and I love to. well I deleted all my poems from all the blogs because I'm thinking of publishing a book, if I do publish it and it comes out where you live and you want to read beutiful poems buy it. there's one poem that I wrote that will melt anyone's heart when they read it, I promise you! =) well now you guys know. love you all. =)
Add Me!!!!!!
Hey all, I wanna meet some cool azz people on here, Especially hot ladies lol! Add me and if you want to get to know me better you know where to find me! BlackSatin69
~what Would I Do...~
What would I do? I’d take my time, relish every single second. I’d submerge myself in the moments, hold my breath and let them wash over me, wave after warm, sweet wave, enveloping my senses, enveloping me. Feel my hands, my fingers, against the outsides of your thighs. Feel their warmth, their veiled strength against the smoothness of your skin; slipping upwards, easing the hem of that so short skirt ever higher. Watch my expression as desire narrows my gaze when the allure of the scant lace beneath is gradually revealed to me. Will you sigh when I find your taut ass with my palms, when I cup your cheeks? Tenderly at first, more firmly as I press my face against the softness of your mound, into the gathering heat of your sex. Will you gasp when I rub my face against you, cleanse my countenance of the fear and regret and all the bitter disappointments with the moistness of your immaculate lust? Will you? I imagine breathing in your scent. Drawing it deep inside myself,
Recipes
Here is how I like to cook cheese on toast... 1. Brown/Wholemeal Bread 2. Red Leicster Cheese (preferably from Taw Valley) 3. A dash of worcstershire Sauce (aka Lea & Perrings) 4. A sprinkle of ground mixed pepper
Have You Ever??/
0)Have you ever? 1)Had sex on a beach?..... Yes 2)Had sex in the shower?..... Yes 3)Had sex on the washer on spin cycel?..... Yes 4)Have you ever stayed up all night stressed about bills?..... Yes 5)Got drunk and pucked in public?..... Yes 6)Got hit by a car?..... Yes 7)Kissed someone you did not want to?..... Yes 8)Been homeless?..... Yes 9)Cheated on someone?..... Yes 10)Have you ever read such shit?..... Yes
A$$hole Of The Week!!!
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Am I Dumb Or What?
Was just reading a mumm..about child neglect..and lady posted her grandkids pics on there. Although i know,,this is a adult site..and there is pedophiles out there.. fact is..how are they going to track your grandchild down unless you give them more information..like your whole name..etc? You can see tons of kids..everywhere. On the net..out in town..etc. I really do not see where theres harm in posting kids pics..unless you are doing indecent pics. Thats just my opinion though.
Tagged? What?
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 (Just do 10!) weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to let them know that they've been tagged, and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Born and raised in the south. couldnt get much better 2. people say i have a sexy southern accent? lol 3. im a full fledged flip flop wearer lol say that 10 times fast 4. i once made someone piss themselves bc i made them laugh so hard lol true story. i wont say who tho. i dont wanna die 5. there isnt anything i wouldnt do for the people i call my friends 6. i have a sister, shes a bitch, and i love her 7. i have OCD with my hands. i wash, lotion and santize my hands constantly. i have some of the softest hands on earth lol 8. im a human juke box. i know A LOT of music. prob some of the most random songs that nobody would ever think of r
A Soldier's Prayer
God our Father, Help me to remain true to my ideals during my service to my country. Help me be what is in America, the land of the free. May I realize that I represent what our country stands for. My uniform is a symbol of duty and valor both in peace and in war. I take up arms to defend what all Americans hold dear: life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Grant me the strength to live according to these ideals, the courage of my convictions, and the resolve to endure whatever dangers threaten. With you at our side I fear no evil and resist every enemy, secure in the knowledge that you hold me in the palm of your hand. Amen. Author Unknown The soldier stood and faced his God Which must always come to pass... He hoped his shoes were shining Just as brightly as his brass. "Step forward now, you soldier, How shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To My Church have you been true?" The soldier squared his should
Already Home - Video W/tim
My Inner Midget
Show Them Love
I WANTED YALL TO SHOW THESES WONDERFUL PEOPLE SOME LOVE FAN ADD AND RATE THEM ALL THEY ARE AWESOMES PEOPLE THEY SO ROCK!!!!!!! THEY WILL DO THE SAME FOR YOU THEY HELP ME YESTERDAY TO GET TO FU KING ALL B/C THESE PEOPLE TAKE TIME TO HELP ME OUT TO LEVEL ME UP:) ßàß?G??£ ???@ fubar ??SULTRY™ Girl Next Door?? ?Fu Angels?OWNED BY JAK@ fubar Tainted*Kiss@ fubar ¤Ra¥ ºf ?@w??n §??§?i??@ fubar read im bored blog@ fubar ÐJWâ Mgr@Sixth Sense~owned by Boomgardens~Owner of Rav yn Boomgarden~fumom to Rena, Tina, Tommy,@ fubar ~CANDYRAIN~@ fubar ?ReBeCcA?{owned by 'T'}@ fubar missy@ fubar Passionman71~ Shadow Leveler~Fu-owned by Anna~@ fubar $ç()øTëR™-(Lori's Hubby)-[Demon Crew recruiter]-{ShadowLeveler}
Druids
hope you all enjoy! MUAH!
Oh Boy
Yall All Know This Fu Sweetheart. She Is To Blame On So Many Of Us Leveling. She Is All Over Everyone's Stash, Keep'in Us All Wasted, Or Maybe In My Case Fuss'in At Me About My Ripped Pics. lol Come Check Her Out In This Cute Auction. You Won't Regret Bidd'in On Her. The Lucky Fu That Wins Her Oh My. That Would Be One Heck Of A Month! (repost of original by '¡ÙWonder_Woman¢â¡Ù' on '2008-07-02 13:46:02')
Tagged
Here is what ya do.... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I LOVE TO SING 2. I AM VERY ROMANTIC 3. I AM VERY EASYGOING 4. I LOVE TO EXERCISE 5. I LOVE TO PLAY GAMES (XBOX 360) 6. I LOVE MEXICAN FOOD 7. I HATE REALITY SHOWS 8. I LOVE TO DRIVE BUT HATE THE GAS PRICES 9. I'M A GREAT DANCER 10.I LOVE TO COOK AND AM VERY GOOD AT IT TAGGED! VIXENGODDESS AKA BECCA SASS PRETTEE JUMPINJOY2DAY KR8ZY BAGADONUTZ
Bully
The Deep Blue Lounge This bulletin is brought to u by : ~♥~£!£ ÐëV!£®~♥~@ fubar Click on lounge pic to enter the lounge or my pic to inquire about a DJ position
Jena 08
Hello from Jena, East Germany. Here for 1 morE day then off to LEIPZIG, Germany to see SANTANA, ( It was a x-mas gift from last x-mas) Jena is a growing town. Lots of Colleges, universities and research institutes. some of the main sites are: The 13th century Town Hall ("Rathaus"). It has astronomic clock featuring the "Snatching Hans" ("Schnapphans"). The Gothic St. Michael's Church ("Michaelskirche", 1506). It has a bronze slab of Martin Luther's tomb Monument to John Frederick the Magnanimous (1905-08), in the Market Square The Old Castle and numerous towers from the medieval fortifications, including the Powder Tower (13th-14th centuries) House of Friedrich Schiller and his Wedding Church. The Botanical Garden, founded in 1580, the second oldest botanical garden in Germany Jen-Tower, a research edifice built in GDR times. There is a restaurant and viewing platform at the 27th floor. Today Jena is a manufacturing city, specializing in precision machiner
Crush
Who is my crush? I'm dying to know lol
Update Re; Brooke Bennett..body Found..more..
http://www.wmur.com/news/16771327/detail.html This Amber Alert has a Very Sad :( ending May God Bless Brooke Bennett & Family
Jennicense! One Rate Please? Ty!
MY SWEET FRIEND NEEDS JUST ONE RATE ON THIS PIC! THANKS SOOOOOO MUCH!!! SHE IS AN AWESOME LADY!
Hurts
Why is it when you are talking to someone just chillin trying to get to know them and all of the sudden they stop talking to you and start to talking to a friend of yours? Which is fine but why do you have to stop talking to one to talk to the other? I am married and not looking for any hook ups but cant you have more than one friend and chat with them instead of being sneaky and coming up with stupid reasons as to why they are not chatting with you. Maybe its just me cause I can have more than one friend and chat with everyone and dont have to lie and sneak behind anothers back..... Just my feelings...
About Me
So a little bit about me.... I'm 30 years old, live in Phoenix, Arizona and I have different things going on in my life. I am currently married but like to mess around on the internet and make new friends. I am about a year into owning my own small time business and I enjoy that. I am learning how to do different things and in about a month I will be going and sitting for A+ and Network+. I was an EMT in Arizona for about 13 years, and have since discovered that I don't like that anymore. I am studying for a degree in computer forensics while all this is going on. I enjoy being social with people and don't hide who I am. I also enjoy writing which I do and post on Authorsden.com. If you are interested in reading what I have written just ask and I will provide you with the link. I have also started an online store through Ioffer, which so far hasn't provided me with any additional money. I also enjoy outdoor stuff when it's not to hot like it is right now in the su
Gothic N Darkness
Embrace Me With The Darkness by LateNiteFantasy© Embrace me, oh, close darkness; well-remembered friend. Cloak me in your depths Your silent fingers twist and twine their way into my consciousness Embedding themselves within the secret recesses of my core. Fibrous lengths bind me intricately Elaborate patterns Attempting to make themselves permanent fixtures Cut them not—they’re pretty, aren’t they? I stroke them Enjoying their gossamer beauty Wallowing in their deceitful comfort Leave me! Leave me to the pondering s of their placement. Ah! Allow me the luxury of fondling their presence Turning them over Admiring them from every angle carefully ‘Til I am forced to release them—once again.
Trying To Figure Me Out
Trying to figure me out..... People often think they know me really well,when in fact they don't. I am quiet passive in most things. I take more things in stride than it seems. I am more aggressive when it comes to my children,family,friends and other things that only a few lucky people know. I over think things that I shouldn't,but I also go with my gut feeling.You see in the end it is usually right on the mark. I am not good with words,I never have been. Some friends say that I say the most important things just when I need too. I guess I keep my mouth shut when needed and open it when I have something important to say. You never truely know someone to their core.I don't think it is possible. I don't care how blunt and open you are,you always have some secrets hiding in your brain that you never want people to know. I honestly don't think I am that hard to understand. I want to be loved just like anyone else.have someone in my life that knows what I am thinking just by looking in
I Believe‏
A Birth Certificate shows that we were born A Death Certificate shows that we died Pictures show that we lived! Have a seat . . . Relax . . . And read this slowly. I Believe... That just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do love each other. I Believe... That we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I Believe... That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I Believe... That true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I Believe... That you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I Believe... That it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I Believe... That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I B
~ The Kiss Or Sting Of A Rose~
~The Kiss or Sting of a Rose~ A thorn defends the rose, harming only those who would steal the blossom. Keep your thorns - but be sure to put them to use ONLY in the right situation - be gentle with your love - fiercely defend what you believe is right but withhold the thorns from your love. Peace.
Micki Blue Eyes
My good friend Micki Blue Eyes is close to leveling. she'll finally be fu-king, she only needs 30k to level she is an awesome person so please go add,fan,& rate her oh yea & please feel free to bling her. She is GREAT FRIEND TO HAVE IF YOUR NOT HER FRIEND ALREADY !!!!! :) Just click the link below to get to her page & thank you all in advance for showing my friend some mad fu-love!!! Mï¢kï-ßlµê-È¥ê§ ~{Ðïr†¥ §ðµ†h Çrêw}Çð-£ðµñÐêr 𣠆hê £rïêñЧhïþ Çïr¢lê'@ fubar
~lmfao~funny As H3ll
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's willy's thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks When promises to call he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows just what to say when I ask ..how big's my behind?.. One who will make love till my body's a twitchin, In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen! I pray that this man will love me no end, And never attempt to shag my best friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the dick head you sent me instead. Amen
Tag, Your It :d
You’ve Been Tagged Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I love the outdoors 2. I am a super organized person at work, but so unorganized at home 3. I am a shy person most of the time, but very outgoing at work. 4. I have two of the greatest sons 5. I love to write stories, poems etc. but dont think they are all that good 6. I want to go to Australia some day 7. I am obsessed with hockey 8. I will be moving soon 9. I have been going through a really tough time lately.. 10. I collect unicorns 5 ppl that I have tagged: Lions~4~Life, Bubbles, Cobra Chris, G.O.O.D, Just some guy in Ohio
Boyfriends Who Get Mad About Nothing!
Heres is ther daeal.. for some reason my boyfriend thinks that it is ok to get mad and make an argument out of nothing. I know that might sound stupid bc every girl or guy would say that they didnt do anything wrong, but im being for real. I think it is to do the whole make up thing, and honestly it is nothing but a bunch of added stress for me. It is nothing but a vicious circle that will never end.
Prayer Request
Sexy Bi Girl@ fubar THIS WONDERFUL YOUNG WOMAN IS GOING THROUGHT ALOT RIGHT NOW CAN YOU PLZ PRAY FOR HER AND FAMILY B/C HER GRANDFATHER HAVEING HEALTH ISSUES CAN U GO AN SHOW HER SHE NOT ALONE THAT WE ARE THERE FOR HER I WILL APPRECIATED ALOT With Arms Wide Open - Creed brought to you by: ɃȺɃɎɃǬɎ Ɉ {MEMBER OF CLUB FAR}@ fubar
New Bands
Check out this campaign that raises money for new and upcoming bands like "Killing Caroline". OurStage will give $3 dollars direct to the band for each free sign up. Plus you will receive a free download of the new single Meridan. Go to: www.ourstage.com/go/killingcaroline
Immortality
Flying had a strange effect on the great aviation pioneer Charles Lindbergh, leading him to team up with a French surgeon and embark on a quest for ever-lasting life... for a chosen few. What do you know about Charles Lindbergh? You probably know he was an American aviator. He achieved overnight world stardom when he became the first person to fly non-stop across the Atlantic, solo, in 1927. You might also know that Lindbergh was strongly opposed to American involvement in World War II - until Pearl Harbor, after which he volunteered to fly combat missions in the Pacific. And you might know that in later life he became a prolific author, an explorer and an environmentalist. But did you know that he was also a machine-obsessed inventor, who entered into a macabre alliance with a French-born surgeon to try to achieve immortality? Forget aviation hero. On the side, Lindbergh was a Dr Frankenstein figure, who used his mechanical genius to explore the possibility of conque
Sex Score:what's Yours?
Start at 50 and add or subtract points as stated for each statement that applies to you... Add 10 if you are a virgin. -Subtract 5 if You have had sex before. -Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people. -Add 5 If you have never had oral sex. -Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex. -Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place. -Subtract 3 if you have done 69. -Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm. -Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms. -Subtract 2 if you have masturbated. -Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a handjob to someone else. -Subtract 5 if you have used someone for sex (one night stand). -Add 5 if You have never seen someone of the opposite sex naked. -Add 3 if you haven't been kissed in the past month. [At least not romantic or passionately. ] -Add 2 if you have ne
Help This Guy Out!
PLEASE HELP HIM OUT!! The Bad Wolfy is ALWAYS HELPING PEOPLE OUT But now he need HELP! The Bad Wolfy is on a Giveaway he need 20,000 Comments and he have right now 12,000 Comment already He need 8,000 Comments more.... Will you help him out with comments and rates????? Thats the picture to Bomb out.... He had done all that with a little Help But he Wanna get this over soon... We got just 9 Days to get this done PLEASE HELP HIM OUT!! This Was make By: ~☠~. Bad Kitty .~☠~The Fubar Flaming Hotties~ Fu-Own By Mikey!@ fubar With Much Love
People Dont Know Shit
i cant believe people call me a whore on here how am i a whore wehn i have 2 beautiful kids an a great man that takes care of them an that makes me a whore i figure a hore is somone that sleeps wit fuckin everything an everybody so whomever called me one must be one themselves cause odviously they dont think before they say shit jus cause im 19 that dont mean shit age is jus a number an i know hwo to take care of my self
Waterslide
Are you hot? Take a trip on the Wet n Wild Waterslide! It's easy! Just fan, rate, and add everyone who has gone down the slide before you... or leave a comment on their profile if they are already your friend. In the friend request, or comment, put "Taking a ride on the Wet n Wild Waterslide!" or "I'm Wet N Wild!" When you are done with everyone on the waterslide, send me a private message so I will know to add you. We're all here to have fun, so enjoy the ride! In my dreams...or yours? ~~Leader of the CONVOY ~*~ Pilot of Fantasy Flight ~*~ Shadow Leveler ~*~@ fubar Dj. Tesha-aka His Koolaid--Rl Gf/Fu Wife/Owned By Franklin-His #1 BITCH...-Greeter at club Illusions@ fubar ~Sweet Turtle~ Fu-slave of LarryB the Great and Co-Owner of Club United and a Fantasy Flyer@ fubar CinDragon~FounderClubMystic~IBIC~fu-Owner of many@ fubar ~Ms Taz¢â~Co-Founder Omega Bombers~*~Fu-Angel*~{CLUB UNITED}{SHADOW LEVELER}~R/L LDL to King Domino~@ fubar
Daddy
A life so full of beauty A life so full of hope Taken from my arms Now nothing left to hold In my heart there is a hole Impossible to fill Still looking for the answers And needing all your will Taken to a place Too far for me to travel I would gladly walk a million miles Barefoot upon the gravel Just to see your face again Just to feel your hand Just to know that you're okay And try to understand The reason why,I may never know A lesson today in letting go I'll take with me the memories Of a life that was so bright I will look into the heavens And see your shining light Knowing that someday We will be together again Taking your love with me Will keep me strong until the end May you find your peace now daddy...I know you are watching us from above.We miss you so much!!! Thank you to everyone who showed their love and sympathy in this hard time.I am truly amazed that people I don't even know show that they care. I love you all for being such awe
My Baby Daddy
ok so we got into a huge arguement over him not beliveing me when he new damn well i wasnt sure, so anyway shit went down at work and we havent spoken for nearly a week then all of a sudden i get an email asking how i am. and its none other than dickhead, so i have been emailing him a little bit here and there. but for someone who wrote me a page telling me how worthless i was and calling me a lier. the bastard told me he hated me so mother fucker if yo ass hate me then why r u talking to me? i mean ya i miss his company and friendship but i most certainly dont miss the abuse and its there as its called. i loved him with all my heart but i have to be careful not to play into his trap i have once b4 and i fell harder than the 1st time hes a hard habit to break, literally
Happy Birthday 2 U!!!
Happy Birthday! Da Sweet Irish Princess! SHow her Mad Luv! Fan Her, Rate Her, Add Her, Bling Her, Gift Her! There is no Better on the Fu! Just click the halo to go to her page!
4th Of July
I can't believe we are already just about to the 4th of July!! YAY!!! I've been busy around the house gettin everythin ready and try to have it in order for friday. Makin sure the pool is crystal blue and clear the yard picked up the house clean and decorated and I still haven't started on the food yet. But thats ok a lil early for that! lol Gettin ready for our 4th of July BBQ! The one time a year I know I can sit out by the pool and just enjoy friends and family! If everyone shows up that says they are comin we'll prolly have about 50 people in and out of the house threw out the day....ez. I get Leila on the 4th during the day to (Jezzabells lil girl) she has to work in the am so I told her that I wanted her for the morn to take the the parade and hang out with her Aunt Laura instead of hangin out at day care. I'm just so excited and can't wait. Mom picked up the magic fire the other day (something you put in the fire and it makes it glow different colors) and we have been pick
Rainey Night
It had been a long trip going home on leave in the navy. My car had broken down 10 miles back in the dead of night and the rain kept getting harder and harder until it was torrential downpour! I was soaked to the bone and freezing! I thought the back roads would be better but now I’m rethinking it! I have not seen a car in the last 5 miles and not a service station in sight! My feet squishing in my shoes I see lights coming behind me. My luck must be changing as you pull off the road to see if you can help! You see this wet sailor wet and cold and offer me a ride! I want to but I don’t want your car to get soaking wet as me. You insist I get in so you can get me too town. As we ride the heat in your car is finally warming me. You see my firm fitting tee shirt sticking to my hard firm chest and abs with my nipples hard from the cold. I find you gazing at me with your beautiful sexy eyes. You say the service station is down the road but closed until morning and insist I stay at y
Pimp Out For The Love Of My Life!
The Love Of My life! Yes, This Pimp Out is for the man of my life!!!! Let me tell You about him: He is 35, 5'11" tall, he weighs 165 lbs., he has hazel-green eyes, brown hair, and 7 tattoos. He is a full-time college student, who also works part-time. He is attending school to get a Bachelor's in Business Administration and then he is going to attempt to get a Master's degree in Business. He loves Houston, which is the city he not only lives in, but also where he grew up for most o
Pictures
As most of you that have gotten to know me can see I love making pictures. I will never ask anything of my friends for doing this. But I do have one request . If you want something special done please send the picture in a private message and maybe an idea of what you want done. If you do this I will get them done as soon as I can. And if you do not want them posted on my profile first I will be more then happy to send them back to you. Have a Great Day and a wonderful 4th Tom
Gone Commando
"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Happy Fourth Of July!! Let's All Band Together And Support Our Troops Fubar Style. How Does One Fu Go About This ? You May Ask. Well How Else? We Go Commando!! Send A Flag To All Your Fu Friends And Tell Them To Take Em Off. lol Not Really A Simple Commando In Your Status Will Be Enough. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"
Tagged....
Here is what ya do.... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Born in Louisiana 2. Morning Sex is a must ALOT 3. I love to Fight 4. Feet are a turn on for me. 5. I have to have the lights off in the bathroom to do number 2....LOL 6. Yeager is my drink of choise. 7. I love big tits. 8. I am a very loving and passionate person. 9. I love to ride 4 wheelers and run Jeeps in the mud. 10. I have fought for the Light Heavy Weight Kickboxing US Title Twice in Texas and Louisiana. I tagged Babygirl Brandy, Tiger Goddess, Diamond Angel, Mstoni, JoJo....
Live The Love
My Fubar´s friends wellcome this EDUILSON´BLOG.It is of all.My darlings friends I love there.Thiks.Eduilson/Brasil
Midget Me
Conversation With Kristin
Kristin ~A...: dude you know what you r a damn ass ->red_rose: Check me out any time you want... red_rose: tnx is for yu sweetheart i ll continue leving luv but later ->red_rose: Thanks ->Kristin ~A...: send your link ->Kristin ~A...: I dont ever go in there...I bet no one in there remembers me... I joined baught a round of drinks Then never went back in... ->Kristin ~A...: I barrly sed profile comments... It crashes there as well at times..... Not missing the plugins it just fucks up.... But I tell you what I will try and join.... if it works so be it ut will never come in too chatt... I f it crashes So be that wont be able to join... I'll try Kristin ~A...: oh so why the comment that you dont do chat rooms when the lounge I am with is a lot similar to the one you are with ->Kristin ~A...: I joined that on a different computer this one crashes when i join.... Kristin ~A...: hmmmmmmm you dont do chat rooms but you are with club karizma really makes a lot of sense
Git R Done
Come join a great family.....have fun meet some really great people....... GIT R DONE Glenn Hagan aka 'Hitman6 FOUNDER OF THE ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY~ AND PROUD MEMBER OF THE CONFEDERATE BOMB SQUAD' Hitman6 FOUNDER OF THE ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY~ AND PROUD MEMBER OF THE CONFEDERATE BOMB SQUAD@ fubar ' TEXAS CHOPPER BIKER 69~ GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY~' TEXAS CHOPPER BIKER 69~ GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY~@ fubar DJ @ Aces Up & Club Mixture aka '♫ ô DJ Aimee ♫ ô ~The Bitch You Love To Hate~ *NO REGRETS* President of the ♫ ô DJ Aimee ♫ ô ~The Bitch You Love To Hate~ *NO REGRETS* President of the ~GIT-R-DONE@ fubar "Fu Wife to Footballeye88" & "CT Wife to Jay (Bob Villa)"Owned by PurpleSky" aka 'Angel Eyes~HEAD OF~GIT-R-DONE~ REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~' Angel Eyes~HEAD OF~GIT-R-DONE~ REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~@ fubar Head of Human Recourses for git-r-done family~ aka ''BASSTRACKER~ FU-HUBBY TO
Networking
Most social networking sites provide a service of bringing people together while they are advertising venue to their members. Some social networking sites make over 20 Million a month from doing just that keeping all they make off advertising to their members. Let's face the members are the ones putting all the content on the site but yet most dont share one cent of the advertising revenues with it's members. However some new social networking sites coming onto the scene have started changing this where they share a portion of their advertising revenue with their members. Some even have a internet radio station, the sites are adding more things for their members all the time. Some Social Networking sites have blocked the paying social sites name even in private messages. One site that I am a member of now is Yuwie that pays its members for doing the same thing they do on other sites that dont pay. So might wanna check them out and see if it could be a match for your. The way I l
Beware!!
I DON'T UNDERSTAND PEOPLE WHO SET OUT TO PISS OFF OTHER PEOPLE...THIS IS JUST CRAZY. I POSTED A BLOG AND THIS THING DECIDED TO COME THRU COMMENT ON IT AND THEN RATE IT A 1. WHAT A RETARD!! IF THIS PERSON IS YOUR FRIEND, MORE POWER TO YA!! IF NOT...STAY AWAY AT ALL COST...SHE'S NOT WORTH YOUR TIME!! ~Candy is Dandy But Liquor is Quicker ~AKA ~Eyes Wide Open~!@ fubar This is what showed up in my Bartab: ~Candy is Dandy... rated your blog a '1'! · ~Candy is Dandy... left you a new blog comment! This is the convo between she and I: ~Candy is ...: why u want blocked ??? ~Candy is ...: cuz i can ->~Candy is ...: so why did you even bother to rate it at all? no one asked you too JUST VENTING!! BUT THAT WAS JUST RETARDED!!
Just Sum Stuff
> > There was a blind girl who hated herself because of her blindness. Not > only did she hate herself but she hated everyone else, except her loving > boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if she could only > see the world, she would marry her boyfriend. > > One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she could see > everything, including her boyfriend. > > Her boyfriend asked her, "now that you can see the world, will you marry > me?" The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend was blind too, > and refused to marry him. > > Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter to her that > simply said. "Just take care of my eyes dear." > > This is how the human brain changes when our status changes. Only a few > remember what life was like before and even fewer remember who to thank > for always being there even when times were painfully unbearable. > > Life Is a Gift > > Today before you think of saying
15 Things
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to let them know that they've been tagged, and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I now work-out 5 days a week to lose my "extra baggage" 2. I have zero drama in my life. And will always avoid those tring to bring me drama 3. I don't like children (outside of family) and will never have them. 4. I love to travel and will one day see the world. 5. I forget to call people back (alot) 6. I love sports / Most crime shows / animals / Music 7. Duh, I sing alot of Karaoke 8. I typically don't have a problem with saying whats on my mind, and I'm usually very polite about it (mainly becuase people hate that). 9. I'm very good at debates. 10. I have about 7 GREAT friends that I really care about, and I'm happy with that (I wo
My Midget
I Got Got!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to let them know that they've been tagged, and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I hate feet, even my own. 2. I get pedicures done whenever I return from Iraq or field training exercises. 3. I will only wear a pair of socks twice before I throw them away and get new ones. 4. I have to have music playing all the time, no matter what Im doing. 5. I listen to classical music. 6. I have an obsession with upgrading my stereos, and am only happy with them for very short periods before I need new stuff. 7. I like cats more than I like people. 8. I color coordinate my smells. 9. I used to play Warhammer 40,000 when it was a board game. 10. I am very nostolgic and have "momentos" store
Message To All My Friends
Leave Update
Hello from Jena, East Germany. Here for 1 morE day then off to LEIPZIG, Germany to see SANTANA, ( It was a x-mas gift from last x-mas) Jena is a growing town. Lots of Colleges, universities and research institutes. some of the main sites are: The 13th century Town Hall ("Rathaus"). It has astronomic clock featuring the "Snatching Hans" ("Schnapphans"). The Gothic St. Michael's Church ("Michaelskirche", 1506). It has a bronze slab of Martin Luther's tomb Monument to John Frederick the Magnanimous (1905-08), in the Market Square The Old Castle and numerous towers from the medieval fortifications, including the Powder Tower (13th-14th centuries) House of Friedrich Schiller and his Wedding Church. The Botanical Garden, founded in 1580, the second oldest botanical garden in Germany Jen-Tower, a research edifice built in GDR times. There is a restaurant and viewing platform at the 27th floor. Today Jena is a manufacturing city, specializing in precision machiner
My Midget
Midget!
R.i.p Keyra Kay-lynn
Yesterday July 2nd My lil niece entered this world and left it at the same time She was perfect in my eyes its been a hard last couple of days and i just wish i could wake up and it all be a dream a long aginizing dream i cant stand to watch my sister in So much pain and thers nothing i can do not a damb thing She wanted this lil girl so bad we all wanted Keyra so bad and Now she was Taken from us before we were ready for her to go i think last night was the worst for my sister because she got to come home and had to leave Keyra at the hospital i just wish we understood why these things happen and i just wish for hers and everyones sake i could Make it all go away R.I.P.KEYRA KAY-LYNN WE ALL MISS YOU AND LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm Looking For Good Inexpensive Fun, I Think I Found The Place.
I've always liked playing in many different ways, now I found a good place............. www.pennypincherpleasures.com. Shoot, we can all buy different items, get together and have fun with each other,,, what do you think?
Mini
Too Much!!
Letting you all know that I am thinking about leaving permanently from Fubar. I have alot goin on with my life and that is why I have not been on the past couple of days. I just have some issues in my family life that are too much for me to deal with and i will probably be without the internet soon. and besides the drama is getting out of hand. got enough of my own to deal with. I will miss the ones closest to me. I haven't decided fully if just to leave it and possibly come back later down the road or just completely delete. I have been in need of some life changes all around me. But I will keep you posted if I do decide to delete completely until then u won't see much of me. to those of you closest to me love you all but need to take a time out. xoxo lots of love Ronja
Friends Are Forever!
The Best Friends I Ever Had I have Meet Some Amazing people here and I want to show them off to the fubar WORLD! I going to Introduce them to you all!!! Flanman R/L and Fubar Boyfriend of Rubbeer_Baby_Rock@ fubar This is the man that never leaves my side and he is always there when I need him.... The Man I once told I was hungry and he helped me to get the food! When I cry he is there to make me Smile (and No He is Not my boyfriend)...... He is just a good friend His Name is Flanman!!!! He is a MSgt in The Air Force, But he is the sweetest man on Earth... But don't let his Sweetness Fool you!!! He is a Military Man who serves our country, which makes me feel proud to have him as a FRIEND!!! He was Bron: * Place: Louisville, Kentucky. * Year: 1961 * Month: March * Day: 28 Now I wanna Talk about a Woman who Has never said no to me even when she is thinking of saying no! Well what can I say about this
Auction
I WAS BROKE BECAUSE I DONT MANAGE MY FUBUCKS VERY WELL AT ALL. SO I PUT MYSELF UP FOR AUCTION IN A MUMM THAT EXPIRES N LESS THAN 2 HOURS FROM NOW [5:20 PM edt]. THE BIDDING WENT FAR BEYOND MY EXPECTATIONS, BUT IF ANYONE IS SO INCLINED, I INVITE YOU TO CHECK OUT THE MUMM. I AM VERY GRATEFUL TO THOSE WHO PLACED THEIR BIDS AND WILL ASSURE THE HIGHEST BIDDER OF EVERYTHING I PROMISED AND THEN SOME. JIMMY
Pimpin Ain't Easy....
I have been an AC/DC fan since I was 14...I love them and know absolutely everything about them! They are the ultimate rock band and since I was born and raised in alaska I never got the chance to be a groupie and follow them around...none who is anyone ever goes to Alaska! lol Anyway,since I have never seen them in concert they are the #1 on my Bucket List....things to do before I die! Anyway they have a new album coming out on October 20th and they are going on tour in North America in October as well. I want to see them in San Antonio on December 14th! I would give anything to see them! But wouldn't you know it....I think it's karma and I did something evil in another life..cause I am completely broke and tickets go on sale on Saturday. It really sucks that I may not be able to go cause this will probably be the last concert they ever do...maybe if I start turning tricks or panhandling on the side of the road...maybe I will become an exotic dancer just long enough to get the mon
My Friend Katie
This poem is about my best friend. Though we are far apart, she will always be the most important person in my life. She was always there for me, there to encourage me, there to comfort me. She was my biggest supporter in both the good and the bad. She helped me find self-acceptance and she showed me how wonderful loving others unconditionally is. The day I met you I found a friend - And a friendship that I pray will never end. Your smile - so sweet And so bright - Kept me going When day was as dark as night. You never ever judged me, You understood my sorrow. Then you told me it needn't be that way And gave me the hope of a better tomorrow. You were always there for me, I knew I could count on you. You gave me advice and encouragement Whenever I didn't know what to do. You helped me learn to love myself You made life seem so good. You said I can do anything I put my mind to And suddenly I knew I could. There were times when we didn't see eye to eye And
A Little About My Situation
So, its been a shitty week or so, sick of getting dogged by women who say one thing and do another. Fuck I just might give up on the idea of this shit all together and just become a jaded fuck who only plays music and works out.
4th Of July
Wishing everyone a Safe and Happy 4th of July Holiday!!
A Random Surfing Session...
Just thought it would be interesting to share my journey around the Internet... 1) I started off on Total Fark when a video of the first PBS broadcast caught my eye 2) Searching for similar videos I found TV sign-off's including HBO 3) This made me search for and old TV station (WVII, Bangor Maine) and coverage of the fire at the transmitter 4) I didn't find that, but I found links about a New York TV Station fire (WABC) 5) That made me think of how New York Stations might have survived 9/11 (They didn't, except for WCBS, which has a back up transmitter at Empire State) 6) I noted in a story that the Emergency Alert System was not activated during the 9/11 events 7) Reading a Wikipedia article on EAS it talked about the Nuclear Football (The case that travels with the president) 8) I discovered that the Nuclear Football was left behind during the Clinton Administration when the President left a meeting in haste, leaving the military officer behind, he walked back to the White
Reopening The Den
Come Join Us For The Reopening Of The Den All New Look, Large Selection Of Music With Live Dj's From Ace's Up Radio. And As Always The First Round Is On us Door Prizes For New Member Starting Now And All Day On The 4th CLICK THE FLAG TO ENTER
Where Is Margaritaville?
Where is Margaritaville? It's in the tropics somewhere between the Port of Indecision and Southwest of Disorder, but no parallels of latitude or longitude mark the spot exactly. You don't have to be a navigator to get there. Palm trees provide the camouflage. Ocean breezes bring the seaplanes and sailboats, tourists and travelers. Passports are not required. Where is Margaritaville? It's in your mind.
Saving Me From Darkness
Closed Eyes Dark Abyss im surrounded by silence and Nothingness only being lured away by soft lips and a sweet kiss She is my Lena Her voice is my Lullaby soothing and comforting lovely music that puts me at ease She is my Lena Smile nothing less than perfect laying down the foundation of happiness She is my Lena Her overall Beauty is in a class of its own unspeakable by the tongue She is my LENA Lovable Energetic Nice and Affectionate She is my Lena Luv you baby
Whats The Right Thing
well i havent seen my son in two years and i just had him for two weeks. his mom brought him down from oklahomo, now he's with is grandparents this past week and she has come down for the weekend and now has nowhere to stay tonite i said yeah come tonite but what to do?
This Is F*ucked Up!!!! I Am So P*ssed Off!!!
COPY/PASTE OF SHOUTBOX CONVO WITH PIMP, THE HOST OF THE CONTEST I AM FURIOUS!!! THIS GUY IS UNBELIEVABLE!!! ->PIMP™: I have plenty to say, and will do so in a sticky bulletin ASAP! I hope that you don't plan on making good friends here, because you evidently don't know how to be one! PIMP™: no i dont, but this is a personal choice and i have appoligized there is nothing further to say ->PIMP™: do you really think that this is fair to any of the contestants? PIMP™: i did not lie to you nor did i intend for this to happen, i am a member as every one else even when i get my orange, you are more than welcome to present you case i cannot and will not try n stop you, but like i said im between a rock and a hard place right now with this and i am choosing to stay true to my training guidlines ->PIMP™: and you are a bouncer trainee, therefore accountable to Scrapper, but you are a member when it suits your purposes? ->PIMP™: so you can justify ripping us off, and lying t
Help The Bad Wolfy To Godfather!
Help Me to Godfather!!! I am trying to get to Godfather and I am asking for help from my friends. I have always been amazed by the way my friends have helped me every time I am trying to level. I currently need a little under a million points, and while I know that this may seem like a lot to some people, I have seen days when my friends come by and rate me so much that I drop 20,000-30,000 points in one day. I have over 1,500 photos and 1,100 stash items that can be rated. If you are a part of a bombing or leveling crew and if you could get some of your family to help it would be greatly appreciated. I have been on here for over a year and a half and have still not gotten to Godfather. Please come and rate me and help me to get there soon!!!! Love The bad Wolfy! Here is my link for you to come and rate me! The Bad Wolfy~~Fu-Owned By Anna & Miss BeBe@ fubar
The Contest Host Is A Liar And A Cheat!!!
Just One Vote Thats All U Need To Do
CAN YOU PLZ RATE THIS PIC FOR ME THATS ALL YOU NEED TO DO IN HER CONTEST:) LET ME KNOW U RATED HER PIC I GIVE U A GIFT FOR DOING IT Paradise - Krayzie Bone
Tag Your It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I Live in IA but my home will always be MN. 2. i am nice to everyone unless they piss me off 3. Im a freak for tattoos and have two and getting more... 4. I like being out doors 5. I love playing games of any kind 6. Love the rain and storms love to chase them 7. I hate silence most of the time 8. I LOVE taking drives for no reason just to drive around 9. I HAVE MORE FUBAR FRIENDS THEN REAL LIFE ONES 10. I hate liars 11. I like to read history books or books about law along with other books 12. The biggest bitch you will ever meet 13. I love the Army or any Military 14. I collect sc
Vicious Vamp Auction
The Sexiest Vamp is up for Auction!! Vicious Vamp is in The Howlin' Hotties Auction... This Auction is Hosted by The Bad Wolfy Come and Bid on ME!!! Let me Tell you what I'm offering!
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Come Check Out Sweet & Spicy
CLICK THE PIC, AND COME TO SWEET & SPICY LOUNGE!! Come Check Out A Great Lounge:) THanks, Matt
Happy 4th
Happy 4th Of July I wish everyone a safe and joyful 4th of July. Don't drink & drive. But above all have fun. And don't forgot about our soldiers who are over sea's. Not only in Iraq but who are all over the world doing there duty for there country. Keep them in mind as you celebrate when they can't. dina rocks@fubar america
A Big Pimpout.
Ok people, this is a big shout out to all the people who helped me when I needed it! I'ts sad when you have over 1,000 friends on your friend list and only a few will help you when you need it! So here are the ones who DO help when you need it. Check them out...send them love. They return it and they DO help you out! Cubs Fan@ fubar okiwa002@ fubar RedZ28 - Co-Owner Rate Spankers@ fubar Process this!@ fubar Lostsoul-fuowner-sweetserenity,bpixie.Fuowen,St3ph4ni3,Angetic,MoSweetangel@ fubar luvinbbw52sd@ fubar Smokie Fu Hubby To Toxic Tears Co-Owner Of Hillbilly Lounge/Manager Of Club Temptation@ fubar ΤhΣ ßîg ΜîκΣ ™ Co-Owned by Shelly Lei & ~♥~Thcknluvit~♥~@ fubar sugarNspice~Married to Totalchaos69 My Love~Head Greeter @ Green Door~@ fubar
My Family Rocks!!
THESE PEOPLE ROCK!! PLEASE SHOW THEM THE LOVE THEY DESERVE. THEY ARE AWESOME... I am truly blessed to have you all as friends. Thank you so much for leveling me tonight. As usual it was totally unexpected. You all have no idea how special you are to me. You have definitely made it worth it since I decided to come back to FUBAR and give it another shot. Passionman71~ Shadow Leveler~Fu-owned by Anna~ +MRMostunderated+THE Thing of the **JUSTICE LEAGUE** AND **SHADOW LEVELERS**@ fubar GARY~SHADOW LEVELER~owned by happy country girl@ fubar ♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By Farscapecat & Happy Country Girl@ fubar Jennifer ~ Club F.A.R. Member ~ Fan~Add~Rate... Fu~Angel ~Rate Spanker~@ fubar Vanessa { Shadow Leveler }@ fubar ☮Kevin☮@ fubar †Đεád…Måñ…Wâ£κíñģ†~~ Proud Member of The Confederate Bombers ~~ Shadow Leveler~@ fubar
Happy Fourth To All My Friends
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Movies
i just saw the movie hancock .......omgggggggggggg great flick go see it
Pain & Pleasure
Hunter slouched back into the large oak back chair...dressed in his knee high boots....his black leather pants clinging tightly to his body. The bulge of his manhood pressed against the front of the soft leather....his eyes moving to the direction of the door just as fawn stepped through the doorway. "Ah slut...guess you think your Master has nothing to do but wait on his bitch..." he spoke in his firm agitated voice...leaning forward in his chair...his eyes never losing contact with her beauty as she approached him. Fawn quickly tipped toed in her bare feet toward her master...dropping to her knees in front of him. Her head bowed...her hands grasped together like in prayer... "I'm sorry Master...the traffic caused me to run late.." she spoke in her meek voice. The quietness of the room was deafening as he slipped from his chair. The sound of the leather soles on the tile floor broke the silence as he walked behind her...his eyes never losing contact with her. "Bitch I don't wa
Miss Firecracker!
Kenny Andrew's Tribute
http://www.in-memory-of-pets.com/personaltribute.php?ID=72992
My Midget Widget
Crossed Lines........
The door was securely shut, the window's blinds were drawn, and she had never been so afraid of anything as she was of that old dusty red velvet recliner in front of her. The chair itself had been a cheap impulse purchase at a yard sale, she remembered. He was so cheap, but he did love soft furniture, and especially old things. That old cloth smell really did it for him, she thought fondly, remembering his fondness for things that were heavy and solid and possessed of an air of history. Then she remembered what he was doing to her, and she got the cold sweats. She shuddered a little and pulled the blanket tight around her nakedness. Her ankle was chained to a radiator set in the wall with a lock she couldn't break, and a leather collar (with leash) snugged tight around her neck was her only clothing. She had even been denied the pleasure of her regular pink soft one- instead, he had bought a black leather one adorned with spikes from a pet store and put it around her soft stru
Heaven Or Hell
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Croker Bar Tender
heya im linda im 22 and will be 23 in aug im a full-time bartender in jurys croke park hotel directly in front of a famous stadium called croke park were native irish sports such as hurling,camogie and gaelic football are played
Happy 4 Th To All
I Am Godmother!! Thank You!!
Uga Bulldog
WE SURE GOING TO MISS HIM HE IS IN UGA HEAVEN NOW
Hey Waz Up
jeje lol
Katrina, Politicly Incorrect
Today I saw a news report on how the peoples of New Orleans were in such bad shape and suffering from Delayed Stress disorders. The newsman told of doctors needing help to handle the influx of people that were living in what he considered a war zone were the destruction of Katrina still darkens the landscape. There was a 30 something fellow interviewed who told horror stories of living in mould covered housing and seeing how the government needs to send those in his condition money and help to get him into a new home and the neighborhoods rebuilt. Well maybe I’m a bit on the political incorrect side but….. Get the hell over it… I had lots of sympathy after Katrina hit the coast and could not understand why we heard so much at the time from the press all the lives that were going to be lost. I heard the Mayor estimated deaths at 10,000 and I saw a fellow in the bar downtown say he was staying because he thought the government warnings were over blown. The local governmen
My Midget
4th Of July
Bored
if your reading this then i know you looked at my profile, i have lived in las vegas for 5 years now, i have been married for 24 years, the one and only i have ever been with, i have come to a point in my life to try something new, i love to give back and body massages. im home all the time and would love to have some company in the am time. if this sounds good hit me up, im 6ft 145lbs, yea i know a skinny runt lol
Week Just Get's Better..bleh
being sarcastic cuase umm it's not. not only did i have problems with my neck.. but i just found out a few mins ago.. that my uncle had died last night of a heart attack. didn't know him that well to cry about it. but it's still sad when someone dies. especially when there part of the family. he's my dad's brother.. well one of 13. so you can imagine the reason why i didn't get to know him to well. i don't even remember how he looks.. guess i'll find out this weekend at his funeral. it's been forever since i've seen him.. probably since i was a lil girl. as for my neck.. it's getting better. just a lil more kinks in it and sore.. but it should be gone by this weekend. wish all of ya'll a great 4h of july. stay safe and dont drink & drive. ~dina
Godmother My Friends Plz
LOOK LOOK WHO'S GETTING CLOSE TO GODMOTHER COME ON YOU KNOW U WANNA MAKE THEM SMILE DROP BY AND HELP THESE SEXY LADIES TO GODMOTHER.. I'M GOING TO DO TAGS 4 PEOPLE WHO WANNA HELP US TO GODMOTHER... EXPS ARE I CAN DO SO MUCH MORE TOO... OK ONE TAG RATE 100 PICS OR STASH TWO TAGS 200 PICS OR STASH..AND SO ON... THIS IS UNTIL WE ALL GET TO GODMOTHER... PLEASE EMAIL EVONNE TO LET HER KNOW U ARE DOING THIS AND THEN AFTER 4 WHAT TAGS U WANT DONE THANKS... iF I HAVE ANYMORE FRIENDS CLOSE TO GODMOTHER I'LL ADD U TO THIS LIST TOO... CUPCAKE NEEDS 790,671 Points to go! Cupcake Surprise ~ Spankers ~ Evonne needs 2,127,791 to go Evonne~Spankers~
Owner
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Why We Celebrate This Day
Independence Day by ABE In the year of 1776 That paper was decreed - They were tired of oppression And wanted to be freed They wrote a Declaration So the whole world would see - This was, "the home of the brave And the land of the free" They signed that piece of parchment The leaders of this land - Knowing, divided they would fall But, together they could stand A new world lay before them Untamed from shore to shore - They swore the would protect it If it meant going to war Battles have been fought - And many lives have been lost - So sad something so basic Has such a high, high cost 'Seems freedom is a luxury There's some would bind us all - Like then, together, we can stand But divided, we will fall More than two hundred years Have past by since that day That each of us celebrate In our own different way We should be proud and thankful Pay our share of the cost - Not take freedom for granted For it easily could be lost Th
Happy 4th
Its another holiday.. that I get stuck working. Hope everyone else has a wonderful weekend..and day. Guess the hospital can't close for holidays..lmao. Show me some love while I am at work..so my day isn't completely ruined! xoxo
Leveling!!
LOOK LOOK WHO'S GETTING CLOSE TO GODMOTHER COME ON YOU KNOW U WANNA MAKE US SMILE DROP BY AND HELP THESE TWO SEXY LADIES TO GODMOTHER CUPCAKE NEEDS 1,055,890 Points to go! Cupcake Surprise ~ Spankers ~ EVONNE NEEDS 2,304,079 Points to go! Evonne~Spankers~Fu-owned by Guidomedic~Owner of Tigerprincess and Seductive Angel@ fubar (repost of original by 'Evonne~Spankers~Fu-owned by Guidomedic~Owner of Tigerprincess and Seductive Angel' on '2008-07-04 11:25:35')
Help Me
please help me level up please and thank yall
Another Auction Woo Hoo
Hi, I'm in another auction! Come and bid on me check out the link below...
Lighting
IM LIKE LIGHTING U NEVER KNOW WHEN IM GOING TO STRIKE
Is It Wrong
IS IT WRONG TO BE STRONG YOU BE THE JUDGE
Remember Our Troops
Have You Forgotten..... 2008-04-19 19:38:23 by cowgirl30 The average age of the Military man is 19 years.He is a short haired, Tight muscled kid who,under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man,half boy. Not yet old enough to buy beer,But old enough to die for his Country. He's recent High School Graduate; He is probably an average student,Pursued some form of sport activities,drives a ten year jalopy,and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to rock,hip-hop,or rap or jazz or swing and a 155mm howitzer. He is 10 to 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk. He has trouble spelling,thus letter writing is a pain for him, But he can field strip a rifle in 30 seconds and reassemble it in less time in the dark. He can recite to you the nomenclature of a machine gun or grenade launcher and use
Happy 4th!
Yes It is 4th Of July! This is my second Time here on the USA for a 4th of July!!! I wanna wish all my friends and Fu-Family!!!! Happy 4th of July!!!
4th Of July Party
Join Me and some of my clostest friends for the most erotic 4th of July Weekend event ever to hit Boston, “THE HUNT FOR OUR INDEPENDECE,” Saturday, July 5, 2008, 10 PM-5 AM, Boston, Masachusetts. Boston will never be the same! Forget about the 4th of July fireworks; and get ready to experience a night of unbeleivable fun and extreme emotions! Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready to explore your most erotic fantasies with some of sexiest people from all over Boston? This invitation-only event will be held at a private venue, only disclosed to guests who have made reservations. More importantly, further instructions and directions to the venue location will be emailed to you immediately after we receive your RSVP. Please be advised that reservations are on a first-come first-served basis. In order to keep our events as exclusive and intimate as possible, we only invite a select group of handsome men and beautiful ladies. So don't wait, reserve your space for this event today!
4th Of July Party
Join Me and some of my clostest friends for the most erotic 4th of July Weekend event ever to hit Boston, “THE HUNT FOR OUR INDEPENDECE,” Saturday, July 5, 2008, 10 PM-5 AM, Boston, Masachusetts. Boston will never be the same! Forget about the 4th of July fireworks; and get ready to experience a night of unbeleivable fun and extreme emotions! Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready to explore your most erotic fantasies with some of sexiest people from all over Boston? This invitation-only event will be held at a private venue, only disclosed to guests who have made reservations. More importantly, further instructions and directions to the venue location will be emailed to you immediately after we receive your RSVP. Please be advised that reservations are on a first-come first-served basis. In order to keep our events as exclusive and intimate as possible, we only invite a select group of handsome men and beautiful ladies. So don't wait, reserve your space for this event today!
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Two For Darius.........
Lord Darius came into the house quietly; he wanted to watch his slave without her being aware. Before he left that morning he had instructed her that she should remain naked except for her collar all day. She could use the garden but must not dress. She is in the garden sunbathing naked by the pool. Master stands in the shadow of the house watching. She stretches; he can see her tits rise as she breaths. She gets up and walks to the edge of the pool. Her body is lithe and athletic. She composes herself and dives into the cool blue water. She swims several lengths then walks up the steps. The water is running off her delicious curves. She looks so sexy. Her master's cock is already hard and he can feel his excitement rise as he watches her lie down on his lounger. He picks his favourite toys up off the coffee table and goes to join his slave by the pool. As soon as she sees him she gets on her knees. She kisses his feet as she had been taught to do and waited for his next co
Jesus On The 4th Of July.
Jesus on the 4th of July We gather ‘round to celebrate On Independence Day Pay homage to our country As the children run and play. With barbecues and picnics And fireworks in the air The flag we own is proudly flown To show how much we care. The stars and stripes spell freedom She waves upon the breeze While bursts of colors can be seen Above the towering trees. This is all quite wonderful We revel in delight But God above in divine love Has brought this day to light. With just a stroke of liberty A touch of His great hand He gave democracy to us And helped this country stand. The stripes upon our stately flag Were touched by His sweet grace Each star of white that shines so bright Reflects His loving face. So as you turn to face the flag For battles that were fought Be filled with pride for those who died And freedoms that were bought. But don’t forget to thank the One That gives the bright display The reason why we paint the sky On
Midgets
Level
got less than 10 k to level would appreciate any help given :) and if you want check out the auction traci and i are in
Last Night...
Last night or I should say early this morning @ bout 2:30 AM I got a call... from The Police...telling me...the Police..."are at your front door"..(?)(is it me?)...no matter...;)... I answered the door wrapped in a damn blanket cuz they scared the shit outta me on the phone saying that my son was "wanted"...my 17 yr old son...(no angel...hey...but whose is?)...yeah ...6 squad cars...12 cops all with maglights blinding me in my damn blanket!!!...looking for one 17 yr kid??? This is what happened in short: My kid and his friends went to pick up a friend from a party...waited in the car for the kid to come out but instead...2 kids came to the car...one with a BB-gun and a crowbar the other with a baseball bat. A-hole #1 shot them(my son & 1 friend) 4 times with a bb gun, spit in my son's gf's face and called her a f'n whore... but that...was after he hit her in her 16 yr old shin...with a crowbar. A-hole #1 is a 20 yr old guy. Another A-hole who is 19 yrs old had a baseball
Wow
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The Fng
So, I'm single now. What to do now? Join some socializing site, then follow someone I met there here. I haven't been single in a very long time, and I intend to enjoy it. What does that mean? Nothing serious. Low drama. Lots of fun people, plenty of new friends, maybe some hot nights. I'm game for almost anything.
Troops
God bless all the troops over in iraq. I hope you can be home with your familys soon. Yall have a special place in my heart for what your doing. Make the best of the 4th and remeber its independence day. Yall are in my prayers. Thank You All, Capt. Mike
My Midgets
Funny
Here is a funny cartoon
Let's Show My Friend Some Love!!!!
~~~hawksters/aka southernyankee~~~{ }@ fubar
The F Word
The 'F' Word (Correct use of the 'F' word) When is @#$% Acceptable? There have been only twelve times in history when the 'F' word was considered acceptable for use. They are as follows: 12. 'What the @#$% do you mean, we are Sinking?' -- Capt. E. J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912 11. 'What the @#$% was that! ?' - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 10. 'Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?' -- Custer, 1877 9. 'Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that.' -- Einstein, 1938 8. 'It does so @#$%ing look like her!' -- Picasso, 1926 7. 'How the @#$% did you work that out?' -- Pythagoras, 126 BC 6. 'You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?' -- Michelangelo, 1566! 5. 'Where the @#$% are we?' --Amelia Earhart, 1937 4. 'Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!' -- Noah, 4314 BC 3. 'Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?' --Bill Clinton, 1998 2.
Own Mikey!!!!
Own Mikey An Angel everybody loves is up for auction!! Use Me, Abuse Me, have your way with me, I'm offering the following, and a few surprises. Rate pics 11's for a month Rate stash Make a name pic with water effect. I heart ________ pic Link on page in "About Me" section Permanent link in blog Added to the top of my Godfather List until you level, or 1 month, whichever is longer! Personal Salute Added to Yahoo Messenger Well I'm not gonna lie anymore!!! I'm No angel!!! Come on Girls!!!! Now is your time!!! Here is my link Please come and bid on me so you can Use Me, Abuse Me and have your way with me!!! Put those handcuff on me!!! Made by: ~☠~. Bad Kitty .~☠~The Fubar Flaming Hotties~ Fu-Own By Mikey!@ fubar
Thank God!
He is resuming an old relationship with his ex girl Lacey. Maybe now he will be nicer since he will be getting some ass. Whew! Is it sick that I'm relieved?? LOL I'm actually happy for him as she seems to be a nice girl. I hope this divorce finalizes soon as that was her biggest problem with their relationship. Anyway, had to blog about that because for those who know me that is a big weight off my shoulders. Because now he will be leaving me alone. YEAH!
*grrrr*
Todd hi shawna whats up tonite? Shawna nada..what's up with you Todd just sittin here being bored Shawna Noneya same here thinking about going to bed Todd i see you wanna join me in my bed? Shawna excuse me? come on now..i dont even know you like that *angry smiley* Todd true, but it would be fun Shawna Noneya maybe for you *yawn smiley* Todd trust me i would make sure u enjoyed it **AND HERE IS WHERE I CALL BULLSHIT BECAUSE SOOO MANY GUYS SAY THIS TIRED ASS LINE KNOWING DAMN WELL IT'S NOT TRUE.** **AND HERE IS WHERE HE TELLS ON HIMSELF...SEE I KNEW IT WASNT TRUE!!!!** Todd well my penis only lasts about 10 minutes... but my tongue lasts for hours I had chatted with this guy once or twice last summer and I guess he had me on his yahoo still. He wasnt on mine. Grr, it just makes me want to meet up with this stupid fucker so I can bitch slap him.
Or......
July 4, 1776
Sin Wagon
We're Gonna Do Some Mattress Dancing so bust out the Handcuffs and Whipped Cream and Are you YOU up for the ride? Well then, just Rate/Fan and Add each of the following people (be sure to put Sin Wagon in your friend request!) and then send me (aGEM4life) a private message (no shouts please) saying that you have taken the ride and R/F/A everyone! **Please make sure you R/F back and if you have already done this in the past simply leave em a comment saying "Sin Wagon already R/F you".** You will then be added to the list of riders. We are all here to meet new people and have fun so we ask that there is No Drama please. '♡aGEM4life♡'Founder 'AngelGurl'Whip Cream Distributor 'Keith'Driver 'UnknownCowboy'Handcuff Inspector (For the Ladies Only!)
My Secrets...
Who is this person who captures me? that takes me from my reality.... who is this woman who has stole my soul... and completely tantalized me? She came from out of nowhere... she stole my reasons... my security.... she opened my heart and lead me out of this darkness. who is she? She is a savior, a saint... the true meaning of heaven on earth. I see beyond myself when she is near... I face things I once feared all because of one person? Who is she? She knows she is clear on who she is... what she has done. She is... She is my heart.
Donate Here
FUNDRAISING FUBUCKS AUCTION Trying to raise fubucks funds for spotlight... I've been donating almost every fubuck i have to everyone else for spotlight.. and now it's my turn:) My friends rock. A few of my friends have donated some stuff. Go check it out, show sum fubar love, & bid on them. list of just a few names: Pâµ|@ fubar CANADIAN ®- MR. SWEETNESS - SWEETHEART♥ FU OWNED BY IRISH SWEETHEART!@ fubar KENO...Owner Of the KO Girls Owned by Princess Beakers@ fubar *Thump☆Star*™|CWP Radio|@ fubar Philemon - fu-owned by Guidomedic!@ fubar If interested in helping me out & can't donate. you can also donate your services. salutes, graphics etc.. to be auctioned off.. contact me through message if you'd like to join. If interested in bidding please click the pic below to check them all out. it should send you to the auction folder. i'll be adding more stuff as we go along. so if there's anything you might want and ise
My Futastic Hh
MY HAPPY HOUR TOMMOROW AT 9 A.M FU TIME!!MAKE ME PROPHET!!BLING ME TILL YOU CANT BLING ME NO MORE!!!I'M BLING CRAZY!I WILL RETURN ALL LOVE LIKE I ALWAYS DO:)MAKE THIS A HAPPY HOUR THAT I WILL NEVER FORGET!! whå† måkê§ mê §êx¥~*~Owner Of LÏVÏÑ Ðà Ю∃ÃM Always ~N~ 4ever**@ fubar A SPECIAL THANK YOU GOES OUT TO CHUCKIIBOO!!!THANK YOU FOR THE GIFT BOO! YOU ARE TRULY AN AMAZING MAN!TY FOR ALL YOU DO FOR EVERYONE BOO!WE ALL LUV YA LOTS!IF YOUR NOT FRIENDS WITH CHUCKII YET YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR MISSING!HE ROCKS THE FU!GO F/R/A HIM!!!!!BLING HIM!RATE ALL HIS STUFF!LOTS OF PPL GO THROUGH LIFE HAVING NOT MET A TRUE FRIEND!AND I'M BLESSED TO HAVE HAD THE CHANCE IN LIFE TO HAVE CHUCKII AS MY FRIEND/FAM! chuckiiboo is GREEN LANTERN of the JLA@ fubar GET ON IT!SPANK US BOTH REAL HARD!!!! ALSO THANK YOU TO MY OWNERS BEDROCK AND DMAN!AND TO THE ONE'Z I FU OWN LIVIN AND JINX!!!ALL OF MY FRIENDS ROCK THE FU!!CHECK OUT MY TOP FAMILY AND FRIENDS ON MY PAGE!THERE ALL
My Midget
Take A Look
The Hood.......
It had been weeks since I last seen you. It seemed each time I saw you, you had grown and learned more in the ways of controlling me. And now I waited and hungered for you. Hungered for your touch, your caress and yes for the evitable pain that would come with each visit. The house dead and silent the only sound of the occasional passing car sliced into the loneliness. Hours before I had began to prepare for your arrival. Stripping nude and stepping into the cold shower. The icy water attacked my pale flesh. The goose bumps rising along my skin only made me work faster. Going over my legs and pussy twice to ensure their smoothness. I knew that if you found a single hair it would be removed with a pair of tweezers and my bare bottom would be on the receiving end of your paddle. Not wishing to linger in the frigid water I turned the facets off and began to dry off. Brushing out my long red silk hair. Watching in the mirror as each tangle was released until there was nothing but shine
New Nsfw
i am posting/have posted some nsfw from down below. the only way you can see them is to F/A/R my bf Donny and myself, and when you add him you have to write a comment. he will let me know when i can show them to you. so be nice and if you want to see me start F/A/Ring Donny's fubar page; http://www.fubar.com/user/1939770 no nasty comments on either persons nsfw or you will be deleted from the family list.
Scruffy
After just over 17 years I have to put my loyal companion and friend to sleep. After struggling with congestive heart failure he has also lost control of his bladder and intestines, so its time. I will always remember the good times and you will always be in my heart. You were always there for me in good times and especially when I was hurting you will be sorely missed :(.
Playlist
Midget
Fubar Animal Lovers Club
FUBAR'S ANIMAL LOVERS CLUB glitter-graphics.com no matter what kind of pet or pets you love, this club is for you. you can meet friends all over fubar you share the same interest in loving an animal. no matter if it's domestic,wild or whatever. we all love pets and we should get together and form a bond a strong one. there are so many animals getting killed all over the world, it's so sad to see this happen. so come on people join this club and fight for the ones who can't talk and or fight for themselves. these poor animals don't deserve what they are getting. ---NO DRAMA IN THIS CLUB--- please rate add everyone including myself and send me a pm once your finished and i will add you to the club please in the subject line put something related to this club. it will help me get you faster...please dont just say hi, because then i have to open it and it's much faster to see the train/club you want to join and i can click your pic get your link and save a few ste
Atlanta Moror Speedway
went to atlanta motor speedway on the 4th of july watched the drag race and fireworks.. This was my favorite car to win... black and purple mustang.
So I've Been Thinkin...
Yes it doesn't happen very often...but occasionally I DO think! I made a list of things I have done here on Fubar over the last 18 months. ~Got FU Married~ ~Got Auctioned off~ ~Got FU annulled~ ~Got Re FU Married~ ~Hosted a Happy Hour~ ~Hosted an auction~ ~Became a FU GodMother~ There seems to be something missing from my list.. I haven't tried for the spotlight!! Soooooo....if you find that you have some extra FU Bucks just laying around and wouldn't mind donating it to the GEMS Spotlight Fund, it would be greatly appreciated. If you would rather just come rate my pics (I got plenty lol) that would be appreciated too. **Thank You to those of you who have already given towards it.** This bulletin brought to you by ♡aGEM4life♡ ~♫♪HockingRadio™'s DJ Gemini♪♫
Don't Push Me......
Okay listen. I realize that there are some real freaks in this world. Then on the other spectrum we have people who would do anything for you. I am the "other end of the spectrum" people. But if you go and you push me, I am going to snap and if I do, I am a mean individual. I do not like that side of me, but shit happens. SO peeps....knowing who this is intended towards.... BACK OFF. I don't mind chatting, I don't mind comments and messages. I DO MIND catching hell for not "living" on my pc. I have a life, a family and a good one at that. SO if I don't answer a shout, a message or a comment.....I am NOT here. I forget like alot of people do to change my stats. My bad. BUT if YOU leave me ANY more shit like you did, I WILL delete you, block you and whatever else I have to, to make my point. I AM ME, I TALK TO WHO I WANT, WHEN I WANT & NO ONE IS GOING TO CHANGE THAT.... With all due respect to my husband, if he wishes for me to stop speaking to people with a good reason
Reflections
Voices, music, people, sounds, Talking, yelling, and laughter resound. Everything and nothing it seems, All alone in the sea of dreams How can it possibly be? Surrounded by humanity? Is it possible to be crowded? All alone in the sea of dreams? What is it that will set me free? Who is it that will be with me? Where can I go or be? All alone in the sea of dreams. I am not the first to tread this watery grave. Others have had to float wanting to be saved. What is the answer? What is the key? All alone in the sea of dreams What is the purpose that turns loneliness into peace? Feel present and causes despair to cease? What price can it be to redeem, All alone in the sea of dreams. In silence and whispers In calm beyond vespers There are but three saviors it seems, All alone in the sea of dreams. Love, respect, and concern, Are the three that fuels the burn. Communion sweet will result you see when you are All alone in the sea of dreams.
Force
come on guys lets get force done less than 500 to go we can knock that out easy
My Midgit
It's so cool, have you got yours yet if so feel free to add it as a comment I don't mind :)
Yo
Ok guys I am up for bid in ambers auction click the image to head over and get your bids in...
Sacrifice
From day to day i know that i'm in all your conversations.... You never have anything good to say about me.... Thats ok cause everyone's entitled to their own opinions.... Cause everyone's a critic, and even on your best days someone's got something bad to say....
George Carlin - Age
George Carlin's Views on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. 'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. 'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH
Life Goes On
So this won't be a bitch fest. Although its been awhile since I've had one. But, here lately I really don't have much to bitch about. I'm back in Oklahoma. I don't know how long this will last but, we will see. I haven't been around much lately. I do check in from time to time to see how my friends are doing. But, honestly I'm just too tired to stay on long. It might say I'm logged in but, 9 times out of 10 I'm not at the computer. There have been a number of changes in my life over the past six/seven months. I've learned from a bunch of them. But, here is what I wanted to say. You can think I'm bitching but, its just more of a warning. I'm on the FU for real friends. Not just people looking for rates cause trust me I'm not here for that. I joined FU back when it was LostCherry in 06. I deleted my old account due to a lot of drama but, came back because I did miss a lot of my friends on here. I'm glad I can say I do have a lot of great friends on here that I can talk to about
Jokes 2
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin. A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?” “Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he
Hot S*&^
People who are "sexy" are defined by the way that they look, move, or talk. Well I am introducing a new way of saying that. That being "hot s*&^!!" This only works if the person is past fine or sexy. The kind of person that makes your jaw drop and your panties wet. Whats your new word
Stuff To Stash When Stashes Come Back
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Peolpe
I choose to be me. Me and only me. I choose to be someone that is not the average, i choose to be unique. Some people decide to be others, taking any chance of individuality, any chance to be them, any chance of being known as themselves. Only being known as you. Some people give up, refuse to continue because they are not accepted. thier choice? Change, or continue to be a nobody. I say don't change, and don't give up..... it takes people to make a difference, it takes people to change a mind. Simply put, it takes people like us.
Im A Lesbian
jus wanted to b honest w u all and let u know im a lesbian mwah
Johnny
whats up ladies and teens come threw my profile and say hi
Wanna Be Stash
So bored again and what I do when bored is look up pictures or videos, ran across this one I found funny. I hate that stashes are down aaah. so yeah, SPIN ON IT
Help Needed
I don’t normally do this, but this isn’t normal, either. Antiwar.com needs your help. Antiwar.com is devoted to the cause of non-interventionism and is read by libertarians, pacifists, leftists, "greens," and independents alike, as well as many on the Right who agree with our opposition to imperialism. And they are in need of cash. Perpetual war for perpetual peace has exhausted the many dedicated staffers, readers and volunteers. . Why? One word: IRAN. The Bush Administration is determined to go to war with Iran whether the American people want it or not, and by 4-1 margins we don’t! Furthermore, America does not have the resources in this recession and already overstretched military to open a third theater of war! Iran does not have nuclear weapons. They are not developing any either. President Bush could care less. To his thinking, they are the evil bad guys. They are not a threat to this nation, and they never have been. It has been nearly thirty years
For Sale
Come check out my offers I am in the market for a new owner! Click here to own me JoshuaLee
My Midget
Haters Suck!!
I have enjoyed being on Fubar now for just over a year and my wife and I really enjoy hanging out here and hope our friends will support us on this topic. It has taken some jerk with a most likely Fake profile, to make me post my first Blog. This Fake ass bitch went on my sweet and gorgeous wife's profile and first called her a gutter slut..., then started downrating every pic in her default a "1". My wife has never rated anyone lower than a "10" and has never harrassed a soul on Fubar. That this FAKE chose my Baby to harm will not go unpunished. If they Fan or Friend you, Deny their request. The Name is Toni and the main picture is the one shown here. The Pictures on this persons site are obviously professionally taken model photos and show nothing that they are REAL. Do not add this person to your friends as they are probably a guy pretending to be a Girl for shady reasons. DO NOT LET HATER ASSHOLES GET AWAY WITH THIS!! IF THIS PERSON IS ALREADY IN YOUR FRIEND OR FA
Sawyer
Need prayers for my pup Sawyer he was run over by a truck last night. He's in constant pain. Vet say's he's goona be O.K but may need surgery. I just hate to hear him cryin' all the time and hope he recivers soon I'm really worried they missed somethin'.
Us Coast Guard
Well I am signing up for the Coast Guard on Monday. I am 26 years old and just want to get my life and stuff in order.. I plan to ship out late July or early August if I can to Cape May, NJ for basic training. I am gonna miss all my friends here on fubar and if anyone would like my military email or address to write when I get it let me know.. To bad I can not receive any care packages but just letters and pics lol. I will miss you all!!! I will try my best to keep in touch when I can.
Credit Card Joke
Cancel your credit card before you die..........(hilarious!) Now some people are really stupid!!!! Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today. A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank. Here is the exchange : Family Member: 'I am calling to tell you she died back in January.' Citibank : 'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.' Family Member : 'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.' Citibank : 'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.' Family Member : So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?' Citibank : 'Either report her accou
Up For Fubar Auction
☮Kevin☮ imikimi - Customize Your World *ATTENTION ALL FUBAR MEMBERS* I’m up for FUBAR Auction Come place your bids today!! Click the link below to place bids! Happy Country Girl~~Shadow Leveler~~{{Fu-Owned by Gary}}@ fubar
Random Stuffs :p
TAG - YOU'RE IT! So the rules of this little game are, once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 6 weird things/habits about yourself. In the end you need to list 6 other people to tag and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment saying "You've been tagged" in their comments on their page and tell them to read your blog..." 1. Despite my amazon-yness I sometimes wear the nose bleed heels- and at this point I stagger and sway not unlike a drunken monkey. I try to "work it" but it looks as if I have hip dysplasia, or am stripper zombie girl (less mottled, stinky and cannibalish though) 2. Really thought everyone could "see music", "taste colors", and "feel the texture and tone & literal flavor of words" but my DR has explained that this is not normal & that I varied forms of synesthesia. When I explained other people nodded and seemingly agreed to my descriptions and excitement he said it was being polite that my being excited is kinda infectious & charming
Fubar License
IF YOU WOULD LIKE ONE, JUST HIT THIS SWEET PERSON UP ¢¾SunySkyz¢¾Owned By Argonutz & His Angel¢¾Owner of Dominustempus3¢¾@ fubar
Brentneynicholeb
Hey girl and guys! I need your help I am in the running for the 55th Annv playmate, but I need bunny votes all four of them, they have picked the first two winners, but their is still time to vote! You can vote as much as you want and here is the link, so please vote everyday and make my bunny dreams come true! http://www.playboy.com/playmates/features/55th-playmate-search-youtube/55pm-search-p57.html also check out my youtube.com/brentneynicholeb channel! Rock on and Im on myspace.com/brentneynichole Send this Tx girl to the Playboy Manison! Much love and I will have a dirty! BRENTNEY
Come Own Me
Up for auction... Come and place ur bids. This is my second aution ... love to have u bid on me. You can bid whatever you like.. rules are posted in the host's auction. Remember To Check Out Everyone Else While Your There! Check out the host - a/r/f - him while your there! Thank you Fire! Come Place Your Bids!!!!!!
My Bird Poem Of Mine From 1973
My bird is very big he has big feet...sometimes he sores down and gets a mouse---my bird is a eagle---he hurts people too but when he does I make him work for a long time....he was in first place getting a mouse--one time he sored down and ate up a mouse head.. he came after me when I was in the shower and he jumped on me when I was nackid..and he put his beek in my butt...but I beat him up...he bit my back and I cried he showed a big show....almost every girl in the world came to see...today was my bad day--I love my eagle very very much, today he soared down and got another bird but he did not eat the bird he gave it too me...sometimes I want to kiss my eagle--he never ate a bird again, that is why he is so very very good!!!!!!!!
You Are # 1 Or ?
Auction
PLEASE COME CHECK ME OUT IN THIS AUCTION. IF YOU GET AN ERROR WHEN YOU CLICK ON IT, YOU HAVE TO ADD THE PERSON TO YOUR FRIENDS LIST WHO IS DOING THE AUCTION. PLEASE COME VOTE ON ME! HUGS, DEE
Men
Men are like a pack of Cards: A "heart" to love them A "diamond" to marry them A "club" to smack them and A "spade" to bury the body... I've often been asked, "what do you old boys do now that you're retired?" Well, I have a friend who has a chemical background and one of the things we enjoy most is turning beer, margaritas, scotch and martinis into urine. And, we're pretty damn good at it!!"
Mental Hospital Phone Menu
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-te
Bling Giveaway
please rate pic leave comments would be appreciated ty
Stutter
STUTTER A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says. A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', She volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. 'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!' 'That must've been scary', said the teacher. 'It sure was', said
Staci`s Blog
Hello! I am so glad to be here. A little about me: My name is Staci.I`m living in Latvia, Riga.Spoke on Latvian, English and Russian languages.I am a model in my country. I practise music, dances.I like to walk in night`s clubs,travel,sport,boys,animals,flowers...all, that is loved by girls. I want to become actress. Unfortunately, my photos steal.Therefore I want to say that I am on only on this site (1993305) and here http://www.liveinternet. ru/users/staci/blog/.This is all. I ask to inform мe,if you will find my fakes. That is all. I not so well know English, therefore write with errors.Sorry. Buy)
Animal Rescue
Hi, all you animal lovers. This is pretty simple... Please tell ten friends to tell ten today! The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily to meet their quota of getting free food donated every day to abused and neglected animals. It takes less than a minute (how about 20 seconds?) to go to their site and click on the purple box 'fund food for animals' for free. This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising. Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you know. www.theanimalrescuesite.com AGAIN, PLEASE TELL 10 FRIENDS!!!
What Is A Billion ?
This is too true to be funny. The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases. A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959 B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it. While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division : Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to
All Me
ok so now i got this one this is one of 3 so when i want to say something i say it here
Rules Of Washington D.c.
- If it's worth fighting for, it's worth fighting dirty for. - Don't lie, cheat or steal...unnecessarily. - There is always one more son of a gun than you counted on. - An honest answer can get you into a lot of trouble. - The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant. - Chicken Little only has to be right once. - "NO" is only an interim response. - You can't kill a bad idea. - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried. - The truth is a variable. - A porcupine with his quills down in just another fat rodent. - You can agree with any concept or notional future option, in principle, but fight implementation every step of the way. - A promise is not a guarantee. - If you can't counter the argument, leave the meeting.
An Elderly Couple
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather tentatively. She replied, "I would like it infrequently". The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses and leaned over towards her and whispered, "Is that one word or two.
True American ??
It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor! Only it isn't seen as HUMOR, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE ! If you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends. Y'all know who they are... You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.' You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say 'Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.' You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat VietNam vets with great respect, and always have. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You know what you believ
Giveaway! Help Needed Fubux For Comments!
Help Us and We Will Help you!!! The Bad Wolfy And Bad Kitty are in a Giveaway and they need lots of help!!!!!!
Back To The Same Ol Shit
Why is it that men always feel the need to cheat. i am the type of girl to stand by man no matter what. i have great heart and am a independant womwn. i dont know what to think but if you can answer this question fill me in.
Waffle House Uniform
I have seen ALL types of auctions on fubar. But I MUST say , this is THE first of its kind. I, THE Slut, am auctioning off a Waffle House Uniform, worn BY me. This will help me get closer to spotlight. I will accept all bids. As bid increases, I will add "perks" to the auction such as, 11's, salutes IN THE UNIFORM, etc etc. So PLEASE bid high and bid OFTEN. Click the pic link below to go straight to the pic and bid. And PLEASE, if you look at the pic, atleast rate it. Auction Brought To By: THE Slut™
Downing Street
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Music Videos That I Cant Put In Stash
Help!!!!
I'm in a giveaway and need 20,000 comments for a 70 bling pack. any and all help will be greatly appreciated! Click on this pic to help Please leave a comment on this blog so I can remember who helped. Thanks!!!!!!!!! It's Done!!!!!!! Thank you so much for all of your help!!!! woohooo!!!!!
~great Love~
~Great Love~ Where there is Great Love... there are always Miracles... The Intensity of your Feelings... will cause good things to happen... that are beyond your Wildest Dreams... Peace. If only you believe like I believe, baby, like I believe, We'd get by. If only you believe in miracles, so would I. I might have to move heaven and earth to prove it to you, baby. So we're making love, you feel the power and I feel the power. And there's really nothing we can't do You know we could, you know we could If we wanted to... You know we could, you know we could We could exist on the stars, it was so easy. Oh Baby... All we got to do is get a little faith in you. I've been so many places I've seen some things yes I have I know that love is the answer...yes it is Keeps holding this world together oh yeah... Ain't nothing better? Ain't nothing better? Nothing's better! And all the answers to our prayers, Hell: it's the same everywhere. just the s
~can I Touch You....there~
~Can I Touch You...There~ Baby, show me what you feel Come to me, show me something real I need to know, I need you completely Closer baby closer, come on lets begin Love is taking over, gotta let it in Ooh I need to feel the heart of you Need to reach the very deepest part of you Can I touch you there, touch you deep inside Can I touch your heart, the way you're touching mine Can I touch you there, touch you deep within Can I touch you there, can I touch you...there Baby tell me with your eyes, tell me every secret darling Every deep desire, till you and I are making love completely Closer baby closer, cant be close enough I cant help the way I hold you I just hunger for your love Ooh and I need to feel the heart of you Need to reach the very deepest part of you All I wanna do is touch ya baby Touch the very soul inside of you Ooh and I need to feel the heart of you Need to reach the very deepest part of you Let me be the one to show you just what love c
This Is Mike Aka Irishghost R.i.p And My Hubby Dj Dig A Few Years Ago
Testing
Bikini Contest!! Welcome to the 2008 summer bash Military bikini contest. There will be an unlimited amount of contestants of women in military bikini's. The pic must contain the following: ***Specific branch such as Marines-Army-Air force-Navy-National Guard Coast Guard ***Taken by a digital camera and must be current from 7/6/08-7/14/08 ***A Salute made to the armed forces with your message to them ***NO DRAMA ***U must email me on fubar with a current picture saved in your default folder that i can rip for contest and your name so i can add it to the picture *CLICK ANY PICTURE TO GO TO MY (THE VIPER) PROFILE* PRIZES: Grand Prize: 7 day Blast to win you must have reached 50k comments by midnight of 8/15/08 2nd Place: A 1 Month Vip membership (1 m
Auction
POP MY AUCTION CHERRY!!!! THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS MY VERY FIRST AUCTION!! LETS MAKE IT A GOOD ONE ITS REALLY SIMPLE! JUST CLICK THE PIC
Helping A Great Friend
WILL YOU HELP ME ??? I entered into a giveaway for an AUTO 11 bling and I need 12,500 comments.. So as incentive to help I am offering to pay for them .. 100 comments = 2000 fubucks 250 comments = 5000 fubucks 500 comments = 15000 fubucks Please send me a private message with how many you left and I will send you your fubucks.. just click the link below to get started
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Shit!
I WENT THROUGH A DIVORCE RECENTLY. I WAS BLAMED FOR SOMETHING I DIDNT DO.NOW SHE IS NOW CELEBRATING THE HOLIDAY WITH SOME PIECE OF SHIT,AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS DIE!
Woohoooo Here We Go
NEED A FU-ROOM THIS MAN HAS THEM TO RENT FOR 50K!!!! ONLY 25K MORE FOR FU-VISION....LOL WHILE BOOKING YOUR ROOM SHOW SOME LOVE!!!! Passionman71~ Shadow Leveler~Fu-owned by Anna~@ fubar (repost of original by 'GARY~SHADOW LEVELER~owned by happy country girl' on '2008-07-06 21:09:32')
Introducing Edna J
Hello everyone. I am amazed with the response so quickly. My name is Edna J and I'm very new to the community. Please allow me some time to get familiar with it. To see more Edna J, check out my myspace @ myspace.com/eriqmom1. Smoochez
Sex Quiz What Would You Do With Me?
if we................???????????? Body: Body: sex,sex,sex If we had sex"....... If We Had Sex....GAME. don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out). SEND REPLY IN AN EMAIL 1. Would you be in control? . 2. Would you whisper in my ear? 3. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 4. Would you say my name? 5. Would you go down on me? 6 . Would you let me give you a hickie? 7. How many rounds would we go? 8. What would you wanna do afterwards? 9. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 10. Would you lick and bite me all over? 11. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 12. Would you want me to take my time? 13. Would you want me to go fast or slow? . 14. Where would you wanna "do it"? 15. Would you be loud or quiet? 16. Would you mind if i liked y
Interesting...
Here's how it works: 1. Go to www.photobucket.com (don't sign in) 2. Type in your answer to the question in the "search" box 3. Use only the first page 4. Copy the html and paste for the answer 1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME? 2. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT RELATIONSHIP STATUS? 3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? 4. WHO IS YOUR CELEBRITY CRUSH? 5. WHAT BAND ARE YOU CURRENTLY LISTENING TO? 6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE? 7. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DRINK? 8. WHAT KIND OF PHONE DO YOU HAVE? 9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DESSERT? 10. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? this one sucks. it was the only one that said alive on it on the first page
Help.
How long do they usually take to fix the Stash? I have noticed it has been under maintenance for about 2 day's.
Showing Love
☮Kevin☮@ fubar Just showing some love to my fubar friends and family ~~~ I love everyone of you for everything you do.. TY much ... ☮Kevin☮
The Light Of Darkness.....a Taking Her Tale....
The party is finally over. Everyone has said their drunken farewells. I am walking round my house rounding up trash and turning off lights. Trying to decide what can wait until tomorrow. I hear a soft sound and I know you have snuck back in. I concentrate trying to find you in the house, but nothing. I continue walking through the house turning off lights. In the livingroom I stop. I know you are behind me watching. I turn off the lights and open the drapes, letting in the starlight. I make sure my back is to you and bend over. I lift my skirt up and slowly slide my satin string bikinis down my legs. I step out of them and kick them back towards you. You come at me and grab the back of my neck and pull my hair up. I feel your hot and demanding mouth nuzzling and biteing my neck. Your hands are on my shoulders tearing my blouse from me. You nuzzle and bite your way down to my shoulders. You push my bra straps down, hands reaching forward to grab my tits. You squeeze them. My nipples rea
His Sex Slave In Training...part 1
Marcie met Hans at a party. It was a very hot summer in the middle of August. After he stared at her tits for about ten minutes, he came over and introduced himself. Marcie noticed he had big strong hands and thick fingers. She wondered whether it was true about men with big hands and big cocks. They conversed amicably. One thing led to another and she left the party with him. He drove her in his Porsche out to a neighborhood she didn’t recognize. Most of the houses were set back off the road behind high gates. Sure enough Hans stopped his vehicle in front of two white gates, which opened automatically when he gave a signal from the car. The car followed a long winding driveway before it arrived at the front door of a split level house. But the only thing on Marcie’s mind was getting laid by this big handsome man. She really didn’t care about his house. She wanted his cock. Her pussy was already wet in anticipation. “You’re awfully quiet,” Hans said as he le
What
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Update On My Life
Things in my life arent going as good as I would hope they'd be.I'm going through some tuff times right now and it sucks hard.I have been seperated from my wife since April 9th of this year and she has said she wants a divorce,and the last time we talked on May 19th our conversation didnt end well.I really thought I had the women of my dreams and would NEVER have to worry about being alone ever again but here I am alone again and its REALLY hard on me.I dont have many TRUE friends right now which doesnt make life any easier on me .I really wish god would let me know what he has in store for me and whats my plan supose to be cause I am REALLY sick and tired of starting over in life and sick of all the bullshit.I'm not getting any younger and I really dont know what to do with my self .I am always fighting the erge to just bite the bullet and say the hell with it,the pain is NOT worth it .But I keep hoping that some day things will get better and I keep telling myself God has a plan for
My Number
You Are 5: The Investigator You're independent - and a logical analytical thinker. You love learning and ideas... and know things no one else does. Bored by small talk, you refuse to participate in boring conversations. You are open minded. A visionary. You understand the world and may change it. At Your Best: You are sharp, inventive, and creative. You have the skills to lead the world. At Your Worst: You are reclusive, weird, and a bit paranoid. Your Fixation: Greed Your Primary Fear: Being useless or incompetent Your Primary Desire: Being competent and needed Other Number 5's: Bill Gates, John Lennon, Kurt Cobain, Bjork, and Stephen Hawking. What Number Are You?
Sex Slave Training ....part Ii
Marcie awoke the next morning a new woman. Her eyelids were still closed, but the events of the previous night were still fresh in her brain. She knew she had done the right thing when she agreed to leave the party with the tall blonde haired hunk of a man. She recalled pleasantly the first time she saw him standing across the room. Her nipples hardened and her pussy moistened. Thoughts of uninhibited sex danced through her brain. As it turned out, those thoughts became reality. The way he took charge overwhelmed her. The way he forced her to strip out on the balcony under the moon and the stars; the way he forced her to suck his cock; the way he forcibly fucked her while she was spreadeagled to the chaise lounge, the way he invaded her asshole. She agreed to become Hans’ sex slave. All of these events from the previous night crowded her brain as she laid there. She was however, a bit uncomfortable since she’d been tied wrists and ankles to the bedposts all night, f
Need Help With This One
needs 1500 comments can you all help with this one please...on this pic lol
Life
What is this thing that we call Life, It's laughter and joy and sometimes strife, Life is Love, but also it is Hate, Standing in Hell, or at Heaven's gate. The joys of birth, the sorrows of death, At both of these my eyes have wept, Losing Love and then finding Hope, Through all of these things we must cope. Even when Life has knocked you down, Others will be there to bring you 'round, And so I tell you straight from my heart, Don't give up on Life, you have your own part. It might be that someone will need, Your words of guidance that they will heed, Yours might be the shoulder that they need to cry on, Yours might be the Love that they need to live on. Facing each day is what you must do, Deciding what course is the best one for you, Through all the pain and strife that comes along, Don't let it break you, it will make you strong. These have all been part of my Life, The joy, the pain, and the strife, And because of all the Friends I've found, My Life
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Your Name
I wake in the night crying Your Name, The memory of your kiss, driving me insane, The feel of your arms wrapped around me, Why do these memories keep taunting me. Awakening in the dark with such a start, Trying to calm my racing heart, It's the same every night you're away, Trying to find the way to make you stay. Your eyes I can see, filled with desire, Raising my passion, setting me on fire, Deep in my soul is where you reside, Filling me completely, nowhere to hide. Again in the night I whisper Your Name, The Love that I feel is always the same, I wish you were here, but we are apart The emptiness I feel is breaking my heart. So there in the night I shed a tear, Not seeing you again is what I fear, For You are the one that I so Love, The answer I needed from Heaven above. And so I spend each night you're away, That you will soon be here is what I pray, And so every night you're gone is the same, I spend the whole night saying Your Name. DQA
Ripples
Ripples Painting a lilly pad with the tip of your finger The thoughts of the pond and images still linger Plunging deeper to the depths you search and explore Ripples never reaching the lips of the parched, thirsty shore The body and mind it’s waters has drenched Still leaves you yearning , the soul left unquenched Why do you come here begging to be pleased the ripples of water only promised and teased What still brings you here, like the rabbit and fox, the hunter and the deer. It is knowing, when you return, I will always be here Though the time and distance we seem so far apart We will always be close, with the pond in our heart Tim Rogers aka: Jolly Roger
Moving On!!!
Time will only tell what will happen..and finally it is time 2 move on..Move on 2 better things in life..Move on 2 better success in life...Move on in life without drama..Move on with a full commitment to the one I love the most!! Yesterday was a real eye wakening for me while I was in church!! Sum people take others for granted and its really messed...But all i can say is that God is the answer 2 everything!!
Home
Home, The word rolls off the tongue like bubble gum, soft and sweet and reminiscent. Where better to think of you. Lord, than at home?It is where we have our history, begin our traditions, take our tires of passage. It is where we are first loved, first safe, first found to be special. It is where we are sheltered and nourished, then equipped and sent on our way. Throughout it all, you sit invisibly in our midst yet are central, blessing our kitchens, where we receive and provide nourishment; bedrooms, giving us restorative sleep; yards and gardens, connecting us with your creation; windows and doors, letting in light and air; basements and attics, sustaining us in ways we often overlook; living rooms, arranging us in "come as you are" circles of families and friends. We feel your blessing on our lived-in homes. Help us see the beauty, the opportunities in them. Bless us , the homebodies.
Stuff
come on all make your bids http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=170972&albumid=1217004&i=2280796649
Hungover =[
So last night I had taken 10 shots of Goldschloger and put the bottle back in the freezer, I had also took a Soma and a Fioricet. Well I apparently got online here on Fubar and was chatting away and went and got the liquor back out and sat here at the computer and drunk half of it. Surprise! I woke up this morning with the rolly stomach and having to hold on the the walls to make them quit moving. I finally vomited twice, both times that lovely yellow then green bile awful tasting crap. I feel a little better though, thank God. I still have that nasty taste in my mouth, I can't get rid of it.
Hurts
Somebody hates me and is trying to get others to hate me, too. How quickly bad news travels. Okay, Lord, I'll just hate back. I don't want to pray for this hateful person, even as I admit life must be rough to make them so mean-spirited. But does that make hating okay? Help me balance compassion for haters with accountability. This prayer has no end, for i need to work through this. Help me and soon, for there are real wounds in your world to heal, not just my hurt feelings.
My Midget!!
Hustler -october 2008
HI! TO EVERYONE. ONE OF MY DREAMS CAME TRUE FOR ME, I'M GOING TO BE IN THE MAGAZINE HUSTLER IN OCTOBER'S ISSUE 2008! I HAD ENTERED A CONTEST CALLED 'BEAVER HUNT' FOR HUSTLER MAGAZINE, THEY CALLED ME AND ASKED IF I KNEW ABOUT MY PICTURES BEING SENT TOO THEM AND OF COURSE I DID, I'M THE ONE WHO SENT THEM. SO NOW IT'S UP TO THE PEOPLE TO VOTE FOR WHOM THEY LIKE OUT OF THE BEAVER HUNT, SO THEN I COULD GO ON AND DO A PHOTO SPREAD FOR HUSTLER, THAT WOULD BE THE ULTIMATE! DON'T YOU THINK? SO I NEED A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS, HOW'S ABOUT IT? THE OCTOBER ISSUE COMES OUT ABOUT JULY 24 AND IT'S THE OCTOBER ISSUE OF HUSTLER MAGAZINE, THERE IS A CONTEST ENTRY FORM ON PAGE 9 AND ASK'S WHO DO YOU THINK IS THE HOTTEST GIRL THIS MONTH AND MY PICS ARE ON PAGE 140 AND UNDER THE NAME SUMMER! KISSES AND HUGS TOO EVERYONE!
I'm A Super Hero?
Superhero Quiz by QuizRocket.com Fun Quizzes! Fun Quizes | Love Quiz | MySpace Quizzes I'm am the Punisher! I'm a vigilante who considers murder, kidnapping, extortion, coercion, threats of violence, and torture to be acceptable crime fighting tactics. LMFAOROTG
Attt: Ladies
ladies i luv performing on cam holla at cha boi with ur yahoo
Repost Midget
Test
Talked with the doctor's office that are taking all my kidney information. Seems that I have to take all my test over again because none of them are coming out clear. Some one just shoot me!
Writen Rap
CHORUS No wage could ever define my rage everyday could of done mistakes Passed them on and tag-it Like magnet On a refrigerator like regenerating ma beef when I seek freak to bash when they speak aren’t they naughty and deserve to be beat but nowadays, It’s a mystery CHORUS Seeking to bashing out Smashing ding-a-long doubt While bounding fists to pound Don’t know where to go about Should I kill this fucker right now? High energized about to blow this fucker out Shred to pieced along tined line Sniff it thinking it’s cocaine time But it’s all games in your mind Luckily I haven’t gotten hooked to it Because I’d be shredded to bits And that aint cool shit And nowadays a mystery Feeling query with this sense of knowing secrets Been bash and mash through ma experience But one day bound to glory for now, I have grown through fist and mist with little hope to understanding this stress with ma room thresh to a
Sorry
Received a email asking why I have been so un sociable. Well here it is. I am not one to out my buisness, problems let alone talk about them. Very few selected people I feel I can just vent on. So here is the story. My 20 year old son has struggled through problems with drugs and alcohol since the age of 13. I didn't know this until I put him into rehab at the age of 16 that it started out so young. He stayed clean for a year and a half, then he turned the big 18. He figured since he was an adult he wouldn't have mom riding his ass about his drinking or pot smoking. I don't have a problem with partying (occasionally) but when all ur income is being used to support the habit it becomes a problem. I am not here to judge those of you that are users, this is my son I am talking about. Anyways, it has become more of a problem recently that has led to stealing from me etc.... So he was contacted by a army recruiter. Of course all they care about is the 2,000 $ bonus per person that joi
Things I've Made
So recently I've been learning to make "spammers" Mind you, I learned YESTERDAY lol Here's a few I made already It's very time consuming and I barely know what I'm doing but I think I've got a good handle on it so far. What do you think?!
M. I. A
hello everyone.... been MIA so sorry hope to hear from all you soon Mira
My Poem That Got Published
Today is a new day yesterday is gone and what tomorrow brings no one knows, yesterday I felt so happy that I was with someone. When the sun went down and darkenss looked me straight in the face I knew something was going to happen. The moment I looked into his eyes I saw something there that has not been there for a very long time. It was a star that had fallen out of the sky and fallen into my very arms. The miniute that he slammed the door in my face I looked down and saw my heart fall onto the floor into a million pieces. Then I looked up and saw him walk away and I thought to myself that I could have said something to make him stay but I knew that if I did it would just make things worse. With the emptyness that I am feeling I just sit on my bed and pray that one day that same star that once fell in my arms on that night would find its way back.
Playmate Auction
PLEASE ONLY SUBMIT SFW PHOTO'S FOR THE AUCTION!
Crazywhiteman
what is love? Is it like magic no. It is to believe in love to believe in loveliness to believe in affection and under standing and the special care among that individual abilities to be brought up in a spirit of peace. Just like you would with a child you would go the depths of laying down your life to protect that love for that individual. The one most important thing is to whisper in your ear and say love is like stardust blown from the hand of god we should make light because we can see the end of our troubles
Everyone Hates A Downrater!!!
I had actually gone to this newbies page and rated her a 10, and fanned her. She came to my page and downrated me. So, I gave her a little fu-love!!!! If you're in the mood, go check her out and give her love, LMAO!!!!!!!!
Letting Go
I met a wonderful man two and a half years ago. He was a wonderful person and I miss him badly. We met a year after we started talking. (Yes, we met online). We spent 10 days together and they were fun, wild, sweet, romantic, crazy, heartbreaking....all wrapped up in one. We decided that we were "meant" to be together. I came home from my trip and started making plans to move. He wanted a relationship with ME...all of my baggage. He wanted to be a step dad to my children. I thought I struck the motherload. Fast forward to May 12, 2008. That was the day my life was turned upside down. We broke up one month before I was to move..one month before I was to get that "new" life that he promised. So here I am, still wondering around looking for what I lost in him. Still looking for the love that was lost. I have not been the "online" stalker. I have not tried to contact him in anyway. I did leave him a birthday card and I did send him an email when a mutual friend
Americans Are . . .
Today I made a flippant, offhand remark. "A better question to ask is, are there any legal Americans in Texas anymore" It was a joke aimed at a woman asking if there were any nice guys left in Texas. In my shout box, a woman of Latino decent, reprimanded me, and claimed my joke was racist and Anti Mexican. Apparently ANY mention of "illegal aliens" is a slight against Mexicans who are here legally. Being from Maine, I didnt know this, we actually have white folks around here picking crops, digging ditches, and other labor intensive jobs that the rest of America, and Mexico , claim that Americans are no longer willing to do. I didnt apologize to her,, because A.) she was WICKED cute,, and, B.) it wasn't a racist remark. When we changed the subject we got along SO good. She's on my friends list now,, but the reason I bring it up is because the points she made MIGHT be valid in other parts of the country. WE don't OWE the poor people of the WORLD a free lunch ticket, be
Muy Picante
I arrive at the restaurant about 10 minutes late (as usual) to find you sitting in a cozy, dimly-lit corner booth sipping a Margarita and waiting for me. You look stunning in a beautiful, low-cut cornflower blue blouse and thigh-length gray skirt. The mere sight of you causes my heart to race and the butterflies in my stomach to flutter. As I approach, I see that the blouse provides a tantalizing tease of cleavage, as your beautiful breasts heave with your fairly heavy, nervous breathing. As I stare at your long, lovely bare legs, my mind wanders to the wonders that await us. You stand to hug me and we exchange a close embrace and tentative, nervous kiss. There is an electric, sensual feeling in the parts of our body that touch, which fuels a further need to be close. We slide into the booth, sitting close so we are touching. The sexual tension is palpable. I order my drink and we begin to talk. As to be expected, our exchange begins with small talk and progresses to expr
For All You Men!!!
ok so here is my question....why is it when you meet a nice lady,or so you think you have(cause you may not really know her)she begins to unravel portions of her life that have caused her to be EXTREMLY jaded,damaged and confused,why is it necessary to feed her a line,cater to her,perhaps shower her with gifts,take her out make her believe everything you say,and then wake up one day and say "i would like to be just friends",mind you this women is going thru alot,and the last thing she needs is this,all she asked for was a friend,and well you know how the story goes....i guess that would be another notch in your belt!!!!!!!
Bouncer Checks
so why cant they put them as a security level on our profile settings .. and people who don't want spam and so forth can set it on high and people who don't care can set it low or off and then we would only get bouncer checks on certain peoples pages especially if we pay for the vip's that way its our choice and most people are happy because personally i hate them lol and most agree they drive us crazy what do you think?
Hug Your Inner Evil Genius
Fuck modern science. Doppler satellite networks can't even figure out where a big-ass hurricane is going. That's pretty pathetic and all, but what really gets me is the complete lack of those cool post space-age toys we were promised as little kids. "Space-age" my ass... because the moon is so far and all...NASA chicken-shits won't put nuclear reactors in the space shuttles... Okay, okay thanks for the iBook, my new iPod and all the other matching "iStuff" and video games. But otherwise--science, you're a big fat disappointment. Seriously, where are all the hover-cars? The Hover-boards? Hell the hover anything? Hell what about robots? That craptastic Radio Shack radio-controlled R2D2-looking tape deck and Pepsi coaster I had when I was a little kid shold be able to cook dinner and wash the dishes by now. Sure, Honda's ASIMO robot is pretty awesome-o, but it can't even run up a flight of stairs. At this rate robots are never going to enslave humanity. Or what about bionic limbs
Auctions
Once again I found my self in an auction. Below are the terms I am offering (if you want to add something it might be discussed) For one month= 2 gifts, 2 drinks, 2 daily comments,and added as my Crush Everything rated= pics, blogs, stash Pimp out= bulletin, blog, on profile a SFW Salute Happy Bidding
To Make You Smile :p
Sex Game
If We Had Sex....GAME. Don't be scared now, you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out). SEND REPLY IN AN EMAIL 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you whisper in my ear? 3. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 4. Would you say my name? 5. Would you go down on me? 6. Would you let me give you a hickie? 7. How many rounds would we go? 8. What would you wanna do afterwards? 9. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 10. Would you lick and bite me all over? 11. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 12. Would you want me to take my time? 13. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 14. Where would you wanna "do it"? 15. Would you be loud or quiet? 16. Would you mind if i liked you? 17. Would you do it today? 18. Would you do it tomorrow? 19. Would you call me in the morning? 20. Are you going to re-post thes
The Who, What, Why And How Of Hep C
What is Hepatitis C? Hepatitis C is a liver disease that is caused by the hepatitis C virus (HCV). The virus enters the liver cells, uses the cell's inner genetic machinery to make copies of itself, which then infect more cells. There is no cure. There is a 1-2 year treatment that works 50 percent of the time (genotype specific) How Hepatitis C is Transmitted? Hepatitis C is spread from one person to another by direct exposure to infected blood or blood products. From the blood of the infected to the bodily fluid of another's eye, cut, open sore, damaged vein, (inside nose, vagina, anus etc..) ...any means to a blood artery. Who has Hepatitis C? According to the Hep C Coalition up to 1 in 15 people in the world carry the virus. (The U.S. Census Bureau reported a world population of 6,396,731,523 in October 2004). According to the American Liver Association 1 in 50 people in the United States are effected. (The U.S. Census Bureau reported a U.S. population of 294,619,855
I Need Pics To Win A Game
i need all hot gal who see this to email sex pics to tirespinin@yahoo.com to win a game help me out plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz i need to win any ? email @ my email or message for details so u dont think im a pirv soo ya HELP
July 12th What Are U Doin?
ok so for all my peeps in jacksonville i want to know what you are doin saturday night... i want to get a bunch of friends together so that we can all go out and have a good time so let me know if your not doin anything and as soon as i have more details i will post another blog!!!
Rape Awareness
I run a group on Facebook.com. This is how I found FUBAR. I was a rape education speaker at SDSU, where I learned to counsel and guide rape victims and survivors through the emotional trauma of this horrible crime. I currently have 810 members and hungry for more. If you don't have facebook make an account and join, if you do have facebook, you should join. http://www.facebook.com/wall.php?id=547377358#/group.php?gid=9124976633 I also support RAINN and other programs geared to helping women and men. RAINN HAS A SEXUAL ASSAULT ONLINE HELP HOT LINE! THE WEB'S 1ST SECURED AND ANONYMITY HELP ONLINE HOT LINE. CRISIS INTERVENTION. MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN YOUR LIFE AND OUR LIFE. http://www.rainn.org/get-help/national-sexual-assault-online-hotline Please make thins world better than it is! Because if it is not use, then who?
Whay Should I Do .
...which should i do go fishing and drinking or rock climbing and smoking??...
Contest
http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1559624&albumid=1059202&i=4164815522 That will take right to the contest thatnks for your help
Last Day! Please Help!
We are down to the nitty-gritty & keep juggling between 2nd & 3rd place in contest! Please drop a few comments & re-rate pic! Contest closes at 5pm CST (6pm EST) today 7-8-08!!! Click on pic below to get there! Thanks to all who help!!!
Nick (lil Diablo) Watson Fight
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=37894778
Big Pimping Auction
Big Pimpin Auction You need a little Fubar auction fix Well here's your chance baby!! Entry fee the low low rate of 10k Auction will start as soon as I get 15 entries! Send me your entry fee & offers, along with pic to be made into a custom tag for the pimp we know you are! SULTRY
Want To Own Dolly Disaster??? Open This Blog
So im in my first auction.. Im asking all my friends to please rate my auction poster.. It would be great for you guys to bid on me though its not necessary.. I DO have some kick ass giveaways for the highest bidder.. Sooo, go check it out for me when you have a minute.. Id really apriciate it.. If theres ever anything ya need as far as rates or whatever, please let me know and Ill do what I can.. Thanks guys! You all fucking rock!! XXX
The Lady's Mistake As She Awaits The "perfect Romeo"
I now venerate the verification of love's values, as it vents, vainly vanquished Resulting in love's rules in re-living Romeo's resurrection relinquished Whether the weather be whatever to whoever whenever Love's line, living like light as it illuminates the livid eyes of the lover Yet damaged and diminished by the domineering doctrines dictated by man's decisions The mundane marks, made up maneuvers, manipulated by man's multiple matriculation Consensus, considering only Casanova candidates, skin color, car and case Great guys gather give great gist, girls give guys grimace Our opinion of Romeo overshadows the ongoing emotion, opening out love's oasis today His judgment of Juliet, jubilant and jejune, causing him to juxtapose and what his opinionated "Justified Jennifer," has to say. All empathize as an amateur is accepted and the amazing left asking The perfect player, palpates her part, and puts her through pain till his parting The boomerang bou
Poems
When I close my eyes at night, I see a light of hope. For today is the day that I know I must cope. I have to say that I wish my Dad was here today. He left us in such a way that we still don't know what to do. Ever since he walk into Gods' Door, I know he does not hurt anymore. Out of all the people in the world to see, I wish my Dad was here with me.
Babylove
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Need Fubucks???
Need fubucks? Leaving 100 comments on my contest pic will get you 1K fubucks, 200 comments will get you 3K fubucks, & 300 comments will get you 5K fubucks. Just # your comments then send me a private message when you are done. If you don't need the fu$, then just help out & leave a few! Thanks to all for the help! CONTEST ENDS TODAY @ 3pm pst, 5pm cst, & 6pm est! Click on the pic below to take you there!
Carmen
babylove1966 (NEED HELP LEVELING UP PLEASE HELP ME FRIENDS AND FAN N WHOEVER WANNA RATE TY I WILL RE@ fubar
Chreaux
Come see me play sometime, ya'll! I'm at the Hall of Fame Lounge tonight and most tues nights with one or two bands, then i do weekends with another group called Next of Kin - check us out on the web www.nextofkin.info
His Sex Slave In Training..........part Iii
Marcie laid there once again spreadeagled to the large bed by her wrists and ankles. It had been quite a day with Hilda. Hans’ sister did indeed make a sex slave out of her. Yet, the blonde haired Marcie couldn’t say she didn’t enjoy it. She’d always wondered what it would be like to go down on another woman and she sure found out. By her count she sucked off six pussies, counting Hilda three times. And she’d been butt fucked three times as well. But the grandest was that wonderful cunt fucking her Mistress gave her just before Hans returned from work. Even though she was trussed up Marcie felt totally relaxed.Thrilled to see her Master after a full day of not seeing him, she wondered, what was going on between Hans and his sister? He had told her to go to the dungeon– a place Hans had not shown Marcie yet– and prepare herself. Hans had not left the room yet and was gazing down at her with those gorgeous hazel eyes and she felt herself get moist again between her
Ashley**
well i have a dark brown hair color but i wont show a picture of myself because i am the nervouse tipe.
I Found A Site That Actualy Gives You What You Want
i was going thru google bored as usual so i decided to put random words in the search one of those words was ringtone. it popped a list of sites and i came across a link for a site called phonezoo.com i decided to check it out and boy was i surprised.... its the first site i have found that tells the truth about free things. all you have to do is create a screenname and password input nothing real personal of information click register and then it will bring you to another page where you have to give your number and cell phone carrier as well as and brand and model of your phone and your set. the kool thing about this site and why i am telling everyone is because you can upload music files and create your own ringtones from that file and save them and automatically send it to your phone, you can also upload pictures and games(this i haven't figured out yet)... heres the link to the site.... www.phonezoo.com hope everyone enjoys
Self Summary
Who I'd like to meet: Who I'd like to meet: My self-summary About me and what I'm looking for The trailer needs repair and all these kids are hungry. My 22 year old girl friend just left me for another woman. I'm completely neurotic, have tons of baggage and desperately looking for a woman who wants to feel needed. I'm simple, uncomplicated and not complex. Have a killer body to go along with my simple mind. Enjoy the simple life too. After a hard week of work and staying home all week watching TV, my idea of a great weekend is another one of more TV and renting movies! Especially sports--can't ever get too much of the tube. Never been out of the state of North Carolina--don't like to venture too far from my own backyard. You know--the terrorists are going to attack again any moment. I keep the fallout shelter well stocked with canned goods and firearms for little emergencies. Cant keep a job going for too long so I like to catch up on my rest by sleeping all day. Depression keeps me
Tips On Gas!!!!!!
TIPS ON PUMPING GAS I don't know what you guys are paying for gasoline.... but here in California we are paying up to $3.75 to $4.10 per gallon. My line of work is in petroleum for about 31 years now, so here are some tricks to get more of your money's worth for every gallon: Here at the Kinder Morgan Pipeline where I work in San Jose, CA, we deliver about 4 million gallons in a 24-hour period thru the pipeline. One day is diesel, the next day is jet fuel and gasoline, regular and premium grades. We have 34 storage tanks here with a total capacity of 16,800,000 gallon s. Only buy or fill up your car or truck in the early morning when the ground temperature is still cold. Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks buried below ground. The colder the ground the more dense the gasoline, when it gets warmer gasoline expands, so buying in the afternoon or in the evening....your gallon is not exactly a gallon. In the petroleum business, t
Fakes Or Stalkers
apparently ppl have no life Devilish Vixen@ fubar i feel special
20 Ways To Tell A Man To Zip It Up
• The cucumber has left the salad. • I can see the gun of Navarone. • Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out. • You've got Windows on your laptop. • Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave. • Your soldier ain’t so unknown now. • Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. • You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. • Paging Mr. Johnson . . . Paging Mr. Johnson . . . • Your pod bay door is open, Hal. • Elvis Junior has LEFT the building! • Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod. • Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir! • The Buick is not all the way in the garage. • Dr. Kimble has escaped! • You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary." • Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction . . . • You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. • I'm talking about Shaft, c
Midget Profile
Wut Happend 2 Tha Stash?
No where Else 2 put them So here ya Go.. Got me a new truck! I bought a new GMC Sierra and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Nelson," the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers. Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant " Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson. I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs. Yesterday, some Mexicans ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Ass Holes!" Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums
50 Love Quotes
1. "Love comforteth like sunshine after rain" William Shakespeare in Venus & Adonis 2. "Love feels no burden, regards not labors, strives toward more than it attains, argues not of impossibility, since it believes that it may and can do all things. Therefore it avails for all things, and fulfils and accomplishes much where one not a lover falls and lies helpless". Thomas à Kempis (1380-1471), German monk, mystic, in The Imitation of Christ, pt. 3, ch. 6 (1471). 3. "Men always want to be a woman’s first love. Women like to be a man’s last romance". Oscar Wilde 4. "We don’t love qualities, we love persons; sometimes by reason of their defects as well as of their qualities". Jacques Jacques Maritain 5. "The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and richness to life that nothing else can bring." Oscar Wilde 6."Love is everything it’s cracked up to be. That’s why people are so cynical about it... It really is worth fighting for, risking every
Second Leading Reason For Devorce
I'm sure you know the 1 cause of divorce. That's right - money. But do you know what the 2 cause is? Amazingly, it's not sex. It's not infidelity. It's not verbal abuse. Nope, it's not even leaving the toilet seat up or fighting over the toothpaste cap. What is it, you ask? What is the huge problem responsible for the breakup of couples and families the world over? It's differences in parenting... Think about it - I don't know about you, but I can barely stand it if my husband doesn't treat the dog the way I want him to. Imagine having a beautiful, defenseless child dependent on you for everything, and having strong disagreements with the child's other parent about how to care for them. Maybe your partner is more strict than you are. Or perhaps they believe in spanking and you don't. Or just the opposite - you're the strict one who believes in rules and discipline, but your partner encourages your kids to do whatever they want and shirk responsibility. Iro
Sex Facts
1.) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capacity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong. 3) 80% of American men are circumsized, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) 35% of Asian men have curly penis'. 7) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 8) Only 16% of men shave their privates. 9) Around 95% of Mexican's have a 5 inch or smaller penis +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themsel
For Me
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Well... Louisiana Here I Come
Well I'm not liking this at all. BUT it's happening and I can't really fight it anymore. So I'm packing up and moving. Matter of fact, this is my last week in Texas. I can't believe I'm even saying that. But I'm moving to Denham Springs Louisiana. It's a small town about 30 minutes North of Baton Rouge. There are lots of pluses to moving too. There is a school there for my Daughter that can help her deal with the ordeal she has just been through with being missing and all. Which I am very excited about! We'll have land of our own. LOT of it! 75 acres of land with a 15+ acre lake sitting on it, a river that runs through it, a pond, and a forested area. So that's cool. It's about a 4 hour drive to the Florida coast. About a 2 hour drive to the Louisiana coast. So tons of fishing. There's also casinos! LOL Not to mention the sheer history of the state which I think will be cool to learn about and explore all the historical sites. And the Ghost Hunting will be AWESOME!!! So ..
Ratings
Whats up people? So apparently if you don't rate someone a 10 they get all fiesty and crazy on ya, huh? Weird. I mean I really don't care if you are honest, I have nothing to be ashamed of. I've been judged my whole life, one more opinion probably won't destroy my life. Its not like I'm calling someone an awful person or something because I rate their picture a 6. Goodness me. If its that serious, don't post pictures of yourself or something. Just speaking my mind thats all. Anyway, carry on. Oh and one last thing...to the chick that threatened my rank because I rated her picture lower than a 10 and she has a friend thats a sgt major in the USMC, good luck. Your friend would more than likely laugh at you and tell you to get a life, trust me the sgt majors of the Marine Corps have wayyyyy more to deal with than trying to take the rank of a Marine because they rated you on FUBAR, good try though. I award you 10 idiot points.
Mad Sweeney
A demon slices his enemies away, Slitting throats of men in dismay, As vengeance is fueling his every need, Deciphering his heart's solemn call of heed Where thousands roam the London streets, Adhering the gasp as his victims breathe, Piercing the incision around their gory necks, A call of life where it slowly begets. The demon barber of Fleet Street roams, As his customers breathe through endless foams, Of blood gushing out their garrulous heads, Where nothing cynical can ever be said Dying in the Levantine grounds, Moaning like dreaded injured hounds, As the night is slowly taken away, As their bloody flesh goes astray, Below the cryptic murderer's frown As light shines the demon barber's story, His actions would lead to perpetual glory, Where reputations would remain in the shadows, Victims of gore demean beneath the gallows Where Sweeney Todd could roam freely, As his life would succumb to madness deeply.
Juice
Nothing Can Come Between Us Lets not talk of money let us 4 get the world 4 a moment lets just reveal in our eternal comadery in my heart i know there will never be a day that i don't remember the times we shared u were a friend when i was at my lowest and being a friend to me was not easy or fashionable regardless of how popular I became u remain my unconditional friend unconditional in it's truest sense did u think i would forget did u for 1 moment dream that I would ignore u if so remember this from here 2 forever nothing can come between us
Man Laws
Everyone In This Group Is Either A Male And Has Come To Support All Males Alike In Continuing To Keep America Growing By Enforcing Man Laws Or Is A Female That Has Come To Learn Man Laws To Better Her Life. If You Have An Idea For A New Man Law Please Forward Them To Your School Governor Who Will Then Decide If They Should Be Forwarded To The Presidents Of Man Law Nation For Final Approval. Man Laws: 1. Man Law Is NEVER Wrong...If An Argument Is Present We Agree To Disagee. 2. A man shall not wear the colors of a championship team unless there is ..ed proof on file that named man wore such colors before the start of the season. 3. It is only acceptable to complain of a sports injury if it will get you pity sex within one hour 4. You NEVER discuss with your girlfriend what goes on on guys night out. 5. It is acceptable to settle important decisions by using Rock, Paper, Scissors. 6.The woman should never drive the man's car, unless he is busy puking out the windo
Things Kids Say
The kids are constantly in and out of the livingroom. Well during one of the younest's trips into the livingroom. he sees my paper from my salute that i did last nite. And as he is looking as it. He informs me that my "i" in tink is upside down.. Poor guy was completely confused when i told him i knew and that mommy did that on purpose.. lol Him and his brother are constantly informing hubby and I that we dont write anyway. We scribble... ha ha ha
Fun
I love meeting new people and since I have joined I am enjoying my time on here and talking with others sharing pics and getting to know a few of you. I look forward to meeting new people and seeing what fun experiences life will bring. BC
Mini Me
days have been so wasted and torn since the day you left me in the dark all i can see is your face tellin me that you have found someone else that makes you so much happier and i feel like the days have turned into the night you left and it never ends i keep living that moment till im about to go crazy. days and days pass since that dreadful night
Mind Your Own Buisness!!!
OK SO IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAT THERE ARE SOME OF YOU OUT THERE THAT FEEL THE NEED TO TALK ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK. IF YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY MAN OR WOMAN UP AND SAY IT TO ME DONT BE A CHICKEN SHIT. I DONT CARE WHAT ANYBODY THINKS. MY PERSONAL LIFE IS NOBODYS BUISNESS. I MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS FOR MY LIFE AND MY CHILDRENS LIFE AND WHO ARE YOU TO SAY I AM WRONG OR THAT I HURT SOMEONE CAUSE YOU ONLY KNOW ONE SIDE OF THE STORY. SO YES I AM WITH NOLI IN REAL LIFE AND WILL CONTINUE TO BE SO. IF YOU DONT LIKE IT THEN F**K OFF. IF YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY THEN SAY IT TO ME DONT BE A LIL B**CH!!!
Ahh Kids
my neice 5 yrs old: "there's this old ugly troll who lives under the bridge. and the bridge is made of caca" in the car with daddy driving home:"want fries with that shake" yells out to boy's walkin by on the street. yesterday singing in the hall way: "I want you, i want you so bad baby" from Sgt Pepper movie..
The Adventures Of Docta Young
Every now and then there comes a time in an individuals life when they must choose the lesser of two evils to accomplish something that they themselves set in motion. I joined the US Army knowing full well that I would one day deploy to a foreign country to fight for someone else's "just cause." I accept the fact that i am going away for 15 monthes to a strange world that some compare to "Amish Country" just to bring democracy to the far corner of this country. I guess what I am trying to say is that now that i only have 3 days until this nightmare comes to life, i have a very big choice to make, should i do the right thing and Deploy with the men i have spent the last 15 monthes with, or should i go back home to the people i grew up with? To most of you the choice is clear, just deploy and get it done with, which is exactly what i am doing... oh well... for some reason i just felt compelled to write a small little rant to release some repressed feelings... thanks, Doc Young
Just Wondering
I was just wondering. I see all these ladies groups. Such as stiletto girls ect. So why is it there are no mens groups? Are we all not good enough?
Awesome Movie
so gotta check this movie out.. great movie..awesome music..ya'll may know most of them.. but there from the beatles.. beeges come out on it.. aerosmith..earth wind and fire..and a lot more ppl. my whole fam loves this movie..and we passed it on to our kids...well my neices and nephews..don't have kids.but i will some day and i'll do the same:) here are a few clips..enjoy.
Words
Election 08
RE-ELECT NOBODY! Worthy of your time and attention … regardless of your Party Affiliation Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then campaign against them. Have you ever wondered why, if both the Democrats and the Republicans are against deficits, WHY do we have deficits? Have you ever wondered why, if all the politicians are against inflation and high taxes, WHY do we have inflation and high taxes? You and I don't propose a federal budget. The president does. You and I don't have the Constitutional authority to vote on appropriations. The House of Representatives does. You and I don't write the tax code, Congress does. You and I don't set fiscal policy, Congress does. You and I don't control monetary policy, the Federal Reserve Bank does. One hundred senators, 435 congressmen, one president, and nine Supreme Court justices – 545 human beings out of the 300 million – are directly, legally, morally, and individually r
Pissed Off Rant
Well....I just had this complete asshole come to my page and re-rate me a 1 from a 10 all because he said he had sent me two shout box messages and I didnt answer. He called me a fake person and then deleted me. Well to be perfectly honest this really pisses me off. I am not a fake person and I try very hard to get back to everyone who comes and leaves love on my page.What some people dont understand is just because my status says I am online it doesnt mean I am at my computer. I leave my fubar on 24/7 but alot of the time I am puttering around the house doing other things. And also by the time I get back alot of the shout box messages I get are gone already because I get quite a few. I dont mean to sound like a bitch but excuse me if I am not here waiting on the edge of my seat for my shoutbox messages! My true friends know that I am not a fake person....I go out of my way to try and help as many people as I can on here and chat to as many as I can as well. So if you are one of those
A Great Family
I wanted to tell you a story and about this group I am in .. I wanted a year V.I.P which costed $120 but Stephanie Lynn let me in her giveaway and if I made 65,000 comments in 16 weeks she will buy me a year V.I.P well I been bombing my own picture and I had some friends helping me and I knew I wouldn't be able to get 65K on my own. Well one of my friends told me she is in a group that helps with giveaways and contest and if I want to join you have to help with other giveaways so I started helping commenting on someones contest/giveaway but I kept posting about my giveaway so others can help me well after they finished with that giveaway they started promoting my giveaway and in a week or so I had 65K and I received my Year V.I.P. If it wasn't for this group I wouldn't be having my V.I.P. This group in committed helping people they Dont cheat and they don't give up until its finish. they have the best bombers and nice people in the group. They are understanding alot of times. T
Midget Me
Rules For Chicas
Rules Girls Need To Live By • Most guys aren’t even worth it. • Boys that are good in bed are never good boys. • Never wait by the phone. NEVER! • Sometimes when you’re single it’s good to make your friends in relationships jealous. • It’s ok to have a mouth on you that can make a sailor blush. • Believe in second chances, but not thirds, because they usually cheat on you then, too. • Fuck regrets, there’s no such thing. • You can tell everything about a person by the way they kiss…..EVERYTHING. • Know at least one person that you could end up in jail with because you’re just that crazy together. • There are only a few things in life more genuine than the smile you get when you think about THAT crush. • There is absolutely nothing wrong with tattoos. In fact, they’re pretty damn sexy – to some people anyways. • Never go after a guy with baggage. Who needs the drama, really? • Text messaging and phone calls should NOT be allo
Phoenix's Bully
We Are Family (2007 rework clu - GROOVESTYLERZ (LaMuzik.co.kr) ~Phoenix~@ fubar I SAY THESE ARE MY GIRLS CAUSE THEY ARE ALL IN MY FAMILY. I WOULDNT TRADE ONE OF THEM FOR ANYTHING! I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH AND IM GIVING YOU A CHANCE TO LOVE THEM TOO. STOP BY ALL THEIR PAGES AND GET TO KNOW THEM. FAN, ADD, RATE ALL OF THESE SEXY WOMEN. YOU WILL BE BLESSED FOR KNOWING THEM, CAUSE I AM! IF THEY ASK WHY YOU ARE STALKING THEIR PAGE JUST TELL THEM I SENT YOU...SO START STALKING!!! MEMOIRE
Numb
WELL LET ME JUST SAY THAT I AM TRUELY NUMB TO THE CORE NOW THAT I AM LOSING MY FATHER LESS THAN 2 YEARS AFTER MY MOTHER. IT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN WITH THE EXCEPTION OF LOSING MY DAUGHTER. I JUST SIT HERE AT HOME AWAITING THE DAY THAT I GO HOME TO BE WITH MY DADDY BEFORE HE PASSES AWAY, ITS THE HARDEST THING IN THE WORLD FOR ME TO DO AT THIS POINT. I JUST NEED FOR THIS TO BE OVER SO THAT I CAN GO ON WITH MY LIFE AGAIN.
Big Pimpin Auction
Big Pimpin Auction I need a little Fubar auction fix Well here's your chance baby!! Can you own these Big Pimpin Fu's???
New To The Fu
I am fairly new to the FU but really am enjoying it so far.. I Love to Shout so all should feel free to do the same to me. Thanks to all those who have rated me and those who I have chatted with. I looking forward to meeting many more people.. :) Have a great night EVERYONE !!
Meet My Owner!
Meet my owner... Ponyboy0827 He's the greatest Show him some Love!!!
Little Me....
Ok so I am trying to figure out this midget deal. I just noticed it was on here but not sure what it really does for me. So if you read this and you know something, give my dumb a$$ the info. Thanks!
Happy Early Hump Day
wishing you all a good nite..and happy hump day tomorrow. I think I am off to bed..Just don't feel up to being here.
Nicolas Flamel
we have heard the name mentioned in the harry potter movie and story...well ... turns out he was a real man!!!! the following information i found on line ...the following link u just need to cut and paste and it should take you there...but here is a little of the info i found...enjoy!!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_Flamel Nicolas Flamel From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Redirected from Nicholas Flamel) Jump to: navigation, search This imaginative portrait of Nicolas Flamel dates from the nineteenth century.Nicolas Flamel (traditionally c. 1330 – 1418) was a successful scrivener and manuscript-seller who developed a posthumous reputation as an alchemist due to his reputed work on the Philosopher's Stone. An alchemical book, published in Paris in 1612 as Livre des figures hiéroglypiques and in London in 1624 as Exposition of the Hieroglyphicall Figures was attributed to Flamel.[1] It is an exposition of figures purportedly commissioned by Flamel for
Bath
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. 'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.' 'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.' 'No' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?' ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE ?
Court
These questions and answers are from a book called Disorder in the Court, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. _______________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS:
Thoughts
Hmm... Why do people get angry or upset over nothing? Maybe they should just chill out and not assume stupid crap. What they assume may not be right. But then again to many people jump to conclusions to easily and become irate over nothing. Step back and chill for a sec. I guess I just offend to many women in to many ways. Be more confident of yourself and you won't have these problems. Oh well thats what I get for being me. No wonder I get along with men better. LOL they aren't as emotional over nothing. Not only that they are more fun by far. Oh well life goes on. Chill out and relax.
Auction
Big Pimpin Auction I need a little Fubar auction fix Well here's your chance baby!! Can you own this Bear??? Don't forget to love on our hostess with the mostess!! SULTRY (repost of original by '
Midget
Juggalo Faith
JUGGALO CREED As written by Rev. Last Rite… I am a Juggalo. I am an Individual guided by Light… I know who I am and who I want to be. I recognize that the Path to Shangri La requires an Open Mind. I shall not judge. I am part of a Family. I shall Love my Family as I would my blood. I shall do my Family no harm… As I know what is done to others shall surely be done to me. I shall strive to Honor my Family… And not disgrace their name. I am a Ninja. I have no Fear. I do not Fear the unknown… Fore I embrace the wonders of the world around me… And the differences in others. I shall meet adversity head on… Fore I am a Survivor… Nothing can stop my Shine. I am Human. I recognize my flaws. I shall strive to change the things I can control… And seek Strength for the things I cannot. I shall cherish the teachings of my Ancestors… And the Family who have fallen before me. I have Love. With Love there is Unity and Strength. Love does n
For Betty By Me From The Bad Wolfy
A good Friend! Betty has Been such a big Help to Me and Bad Kitty....... Because of that... Me and Bad Kitty wanted to say THANKS in a really Special Way!! Let us tell you About her: She is 41 years old with 2 daughters and 3 step daughters and a grandson. She is married to a great guy. Her and her husband are part owners of a tattoo shop. She loves tattoos and has over 30 now. Here is a little more Info about her: She was born: * Place: Seymour, Indiana * Year: 1967 * Month: April * Day: 8
Going To My Kids
Hey ya'll I wont be on here fo awhile I am leaving to go see my kids. I guess I will see you ya'll when I get back.....
Life
Well I have to say as a parent myself that children can be so complicated especially teenagers I have a child that is 16 now and she is rotten to the core thanks to her father. She lives with him in another state and is at the point in her life that she is right and im wrong well ya know how that goes. But things are kinda rough between her and I right now because of some choices I have made in my life inwhich im happy with those choices and she isnt. But her siblings are happy too. So its like I cant win for losing with her anymore.So what do you do when you have a child who is so set in her ways and makes you feel like you are the worst parent in the world? See I dont know what to do anymore im at a lost of words........
These Stupid Quizes
Celebrity Prom Date Quiz by QuizRocket.com Fun Quizzes! MySpace quizes | Love Quiz | Fun quizzes
L.o.d.d.
Firefighter Richard Kear of the Polk Township Volunteer Fire Department died in the line of duty after the engine he was driving went off the side of the road and overturned while enroute to a fire. The firefighter who was in the Officer's Seat performed first aid until Richard could be air lifted to a hospital. Please keep his family in your prayers.
Apology
I apologize to everyone got a new job been working so much haven't been on very much miss all my friends and hope every one is doing good in theirr lives
My Diamonds!
~*~Like A Diamond~*~ Love on these smexi fu's hard!These ppl right here are amazing friends!There Real!Honest!Trustworthy! And will always have a place in my heart!I have mad respect for them and u should to!Go f/r/a them!Show them mad luv! chuckiiboo is GREEN LANTERN of the JLA@ fubar �LÏVÏÑ Ðà Ю∃ÃM©4êvêr ðwñêРߥ ¢ðñ£ïÐêñ¢ê ï§ wå† måkê§ mê §êx¥@ fubar DMAN1973 proud FU owner of MY Confidence, Carlie, and Gelibean/ owned by Confidence@ fubar
Huge Show, July 12, 2008
07/12/2008 04:00 PM - ~ Stage 83 ~ Rotten Records Presents: Polkadot Cadaver, Vampire mOOOse, Death In Statik & IDEAMEN ~ ALL AGES SHOW!!! 10900 Archer & Rt. 83 Lemont, Illinois 60439 US Cost: $10 in ADVANCE - $12 @ The Door. Pssst.... Buy them in advance! Description:Rotten Records Presents: Polkadot Cadaver, Vampire mOOOse, Death In Statik and Ideamen! Ideamen on iLike - Add iLike to your MySpace
Photo Contest
Paul has entered some of his photos in a contest at www.jonessoda.com and we would like everyone to please go vote on at least one pic. Here is a link to get to the site: http://www.jonessoda.com/gallery/card.php?158687-6BVDXM9RQ2 Please check out the other pics he has posted in his gallery there and vote on them as well... Thanks, Babs
In My Mind
unstoppable thoughts enter my head of some over girl sprawled out on your bed, the screams so loud blood drips from the vein draining my life going insane rip my face only to hide the fear not even able to shed a single tear although my trust is still there my past creeps up always to scare.
His Sex Slave In Training..........part Iv
Marcie actually had become used to being a sex-slave. Although she technically belonged to Hans, she was used by Hilda, his second cousin, as well. The very well endowed blonde had become equally adept at sucking Her pussy as well as His cock She knew the drill. Every morning before he took his shower, the tall handsome man-of-the-house would enter the bedroom, with her still bound hand and foot to the large poster bed, and mount her so that his stiff manhood pointed directly at her soft lips. After she had swallowed every drop, he’d pat her lovingly and kiss her lightly on the cheek. Then an hour later, Hilda would enter, jam her wet pussy in Marcie’s face and ride her to orgasm. Then for the rest of the day, Marcie was Hilda’s bitch. After breakfast there were always chores to do around the house and the tall dominant short cropped blonde acted quite the task mistress. Marcie was spanked repeatedly for even the slightest oversight, but that wasn’t all. She was whipped, cr
Soldier Man
All i need is some rates come on all rate me once. bid on me if you would like. I know i am special.
Why Is The World Nutless
Ok so I rant alot that is part of my personality. I see and hear about issues that piss me the hell off then I go on a rant. So here is my rant. Ready If i hear one more nutless person bitch about the price of gas I am going to scream. Not a I;m being raped scream but a I am going to blow up the world scream. I hear omg Bush sucks Omg I hate these prices. Well for fucks sake I have a question. What the hell have you done about it cept bitch a whole lot. I mean we know how to stop the shit. Just stop pumping damn gas. I know u gotta go to work and support your families but fuck.. Have you wrote congress ....and don't tell me that does no good cuzz I;ll call quick bullshit on that. I held a write congress drive in my homestate of TN to get Jessica's law passed here in two weeks our governor was on it. You get enough pissed off people blowing up your email and your gonna see results. i am planning a bitch about gas to congress drive soon and I HOPE that people will grow balls and at leas
When Some One Betray's You...
God has promised if we will put our trust in Him, He will pay us back for all the unfair things that have happened to us~Isaiah 61:7-9. Maybe you were cheated in a business deal and you lost a lot of money. Maybe somebody lied about you, and that misinformation kept you from getting a promotion. Or maybe a good friend betrayed you. Certainly, these kinds of losses leave indelible scares, causing you to want to hold on to your grief. It would be logical for you to seek revenge. Many people would even encourage you to do so. The slogan "Don't get mad, get even!" is a commonly accepted principle. But that's not God's plan for you. If you want to live your best life now, you must learn to trust God to bring about the justice in your life. The Bible says that God is a just God, and He will settle and solve the cases of His people (Hebrews 10:30). That means that you don't have to go around trying to pay everybody back for the wrong things they've done to you. Y
Radisome
come on guys lets finish this and get to the next one
So Here I Am
Do to a Friend of mine from Myspace sent me a link to this site. I figured why not since I was getting kinda bored with Myspace and thought it might be fun. So far I am impressed, I am still shy with it so if you want to gab at me knock yourself out. Eventually I might hit the lounge when I know more people. Well not much to say yet but will in the future.
Hepatitis C Virus
WITH MUCH THANKS TO DAWN AKA DESA AND DEBBULLAN.ORG What is Hepatitis C? Hepatitis C is a liver disease that is caused by the hepatitis C virus (HCV). The virus enters the liver cells, uses the cell's inner genetic machinery to make copies of itself, which then infect more cells. There is no cure. There is a 1-2 year treatment that works 50 percent of the time (genotype specific) How Hepatitis C is Transmitted? Hepatitis C is spread from one person to another by direct exposure to infected blood or blood products. From the blood of the infected to the bodily fluid of another's eye, cut, open sore, damaged vein, (inside nose, vagina, anus etc..) ...any means to a blood artery. Who has Hepatitis C? According to the Hep C Coalition up to 1 in 15 people in the world carry the virus. (The U.S. Census Bureau reported a world population of 6,396,731,523 in October 2004). According to the American Liver Association 1 in 50 people in the United States are effected. (The U.S. Census
My Profile
Giveaways-need To Get These Done So We Can Move On And Help Our Friends=)need My Friends(repost)
OK, IT IS TIME FOR ME TO BLING AGAIN!! THIS TIME I CANT KEEP TRACK OF ALL IN THERE SO IF YOU HELPED US FINISH THESE GIVEAWAYS YOU NEED TO EMAIL ME OR LEAVE A MESSAGE ON BLOG THAT YOU ARE HELPING A LOT AND I WILL BLING YA. I ALREADY BOUGHT THEM, JUST WAITING TO GET RID OF THEM, SO OK WE ALL ARE IN A GIVAWAYS,WE HAVE BEEN HELPING ALL OUR FRIENDS THAT WE NEED HELP WITH OURS NOW SO WE CAN GO BACK TO HELPING OUR FRIENDS BLINGY BLINGY, I AM GETTING THE ITCH AGAIN!!! SO COME 1, COME ALL. LOVE YA ALL. Stop by and show them some love. Thnx Chaotic Princess needs 55,000 for a year VIP ~Bratt~ needs 55000 for a VIP sassylildevil needs 70,500 comments for 3 month VIP, happy hour and bling PLEASE TELL YOUR FRIENDS AND LETS HAVE FUN=) Thanks all, from ~Bratt~ and friends=) ¢¾~BRATT~¢¾
My Lover,my Life
The Lord & his Lady Well July 4,2008 was a very Joyous Occassion.m'Lady Witoka (Deanna)& I Lord Wolf (Jeff)Finally met.To Declare our Love for 1 another.We spent 5 Glorious Days & Nights together. For the Longest Time I was Afraid I felt I wasn't good enough for her..But the Love we have for each other has Prevailed.Deanna is so Thoughtful,Kind,Loving,Down to Earth, Ginuwine an most Beautiful.Best 5 Days of my Life,.She is my Shining Star my Life,She is my Love I have Searched, for seems like for Centuries.I have finally exsperianced her undieing Love,I am ever so Greatful.I Love You Deanna, all my Heart & Soul,I Cherish You Deanna,You are my Dream Girl,My Life. How our Saga Began: Deanna was my First Royal Elite Bomber when I Co-Founded L.R.L. Society of Wolves.Back around Febuary-March 07. She has been my Fubar Wife 2x's.An is now Owner of the Kingdom of Wolves,that I also Founded.Deanna & I have been threw much Turmoil but Hopefully th
Just Me.
Hey what's good everyone, as you can tell I am new to Fubar. I am up here to make new friends and get along with everybody... I am a laid back person, funny, out-going, and multi-talented talented.. I am a very poet person and I like to sing, read, and write... So feel free to add me as a friend, stop by my page converse wit' me..... Just be respectful and we will get along fine :)
Screen Name
I am thinking of changing my screen name, but I need help coming up with some good ideas. Please respond with any good ideas you have.
Funerals
just had my uncle's funeral today... and last night we had the rosary... i didn't know him to well..been more than 5 yrs since i last saw him.. we had the rosary tonight.. i usually don't go up to the caskets cause i like my last memory of them to be when they were alive..rather than dead in a casket.. but i sorta had to ..forgot how he looked.. when i finally saw him..than i finally remembered. it's sad but it's not as sad as if i had known him. old ppl are funny.. aunt's, uncles, grandparents kept on calling me by my sisters names. and none remembered my real name..not memorable i sop. geez..thanks:P they all assumed i got prego when i was young and had kids..it's the usual round here..and than asking if i was married.. so it's just a reminder i don't have my own family yet..yea awesome:P most of them said..'good..don't get married'..wtg on encouraging me ppl. and let's not forget the constant staring..they were either tryin to figure out who's daughter i was
Wedding
You are coridally invited to the nuptials of SULTRY™ and ^sin^ tonight at 9:00 p.m. CST in Forbidden Inc. Together they will share their eternal love for one another in front of friends and would appreciate your attendance. Dont forget to Rate, Fan, Add and Bling these two beautiful brides. The deserve that and then some. Bulletin coded by... The Baddest MILF®~ Wifey to Fornicates™@ fubar
Phillip
see just like u i wanna let my feeling out for u... when i first meet u i did not wanna fal in luv wit u cause i was to soon,but i showed me a side of u that i liked a lot,and i was something tru and seemed so real,but as time went on and we meet u took my breath away,and then i knew that my feeling for u grew stronger and stronger for u. and then i knew i did not wanna loose u at all. i opened up to u in a way i never opened up to anyone before and i did and said things i never did before i felt so happy wit u...it seemed like nothng could tear us apart... but then after a while i did and said stupid things that pissed u off but u stuck by me threw them and held on.... but now i realize i luv u and i wish we could have stayed together... im soo sorry bout the things iv's done and said....i wish i could take it bak and fix my mistakes...just remember baby i still luv u and i miss u and last week when we were toghter was the best 4 days we've had yet... and i did grow close as u s
Shorty Arguing
Any of my fubar friends that feel like their booty is so sexy to enter into my booty licious folder, hit me with a shoutbox or message.
New Pics
okay so i added new pictures if you want to check em out feel free to and rate if you like too i'll try to get a few of the mtn top camping and such maybe a rock climbing picture or something tossed in for good laughs too. thanks for the adds and vieiwing the pics signed Quiksilver2110
Wiget
Can someone tell me how to do a wigit right? ( I hose it up all the time) Such a wigit rockie...lol Thanks....Jc
People
the important parts that are placed within the human relam are that of depression and induced sycosis. the many people with the world suffer from the personality characterised by over zelousness. How are we to nkow what we are and what we are about. The games we play lead to the annihalation of the empathy we had for one another and the cultures. Do we harm others? do we go and support others? these are important questions that nedd to be addressed but never become factual. how many times must we go thru the aganizing stress of humilation before we allow others a way out of their misery.
Life
My Fantasy For all of you who are wondering what my fantasy is. Well here it is: My fantasy is to have a man be loyal, want me and only me, and have eyes for me and no other women. I would like to have a man who can have an intelligent conversation that doesn’t lead to sex in 20 minutes. I would like to be able to talk for hours about life in general. I want a man who will love and care for my children. I want a man who will not lie or cheat on me. I would like a man who isn’t afraid of romance. A man who doesn’t mind holding hands in public. I want a man who will make love to me. A man who likes to touch and be touched. I would like to have a man who isn’t afraid to say “I love you”. Who can show how much he loves me with a look or a touch. Maybe what I want is a fairy tale or a fantasy but it’s what I want. I just hope I can find it.
Lady Guinevere
She had eyes the colour of onyx her skin was milky white With hair like the legend Rapunzel, its shade the black of night ~ Her beauty and her spirit like a filly no one had tamed The Lady, in her loveliness Guinevere was her name. She had come betrothed to Arthur King of this fair land "Camelot" was his kingdom which he powerfully ran ~ With nothing much to offer him except the love within her heart She promised him forever, a gift she did impart. She knew only one way to love a man Guinevere told the King And with her body, heart and soul she would give herself to him ~ A promise she had meant to keep deep within her soul For the gift of her true love would be one that made her whole. One day a man who was a wanderer came to Camelot He carried no riches with him though a peasant he was not ~ His sword was his one possession but he was not a knight; Then he saw the Lady Guinevere with her skin of milky white. Fo
Bling...fubucks,..need Em?
Who needs Fu-Bucks and Bling???? If you are saving for SpotLight this is a perfect way too get some extra Fu-Bucks too help you get it. Its a race too 30,000 comments.Each winner must reach 30,000 comments too win. The contest will start when I have 15 entrys. No green accounts will be able too bomb. No scripting programs allowed too be used too bomb. No drama will be permitted or the entry will be removed. Prizes will be 1st place 2 million Fu-Bucks and a 25 pack of bling. 2nd place is 1 million Fubucks. 3rd place will be 500k in Fu-Bucks. There will also be a rate bonus prize of a 12 pack of bling for the top person with rates at the end of the contest when the 3rd place prize is given. If you are interested in joining please send me a private message with a SFW picture that you would like too use. GARY~SHADOW LEVELER~owned by happy country girl@ fubar Please Repost
New Fubucks Giveaway..7-9-08
As you know once you are over level 25 you can no longer bid on a spotlight. I have alot of extra fubucks laying around that someone can put to a good use! So I have decided to host yet another Fubuck Giveaway! The prizes will be fubucks and everyone can win (PERFECT IF YOU WANT TO BID ON A SPOTLIGHT OR FOR BIDDING IN AUCTIONS). The amount of fubucks won depends on how many comments you get. How it works - however many comments you have at the close of the giveaway, I will stick a 0 on the end of the number (SO I MULTIPLY YOUR FINAL TOTAL BY 10) and thats how many fubucks you will get. (Example, if you get 5,000 comments, you will get 50,000 fubucks for your prize) ANYONE REACHING 10,000 COMMENTS AND ABOVE WILL RECEIVE A LEVEL 1 BLING PACK (12 PACK)!!! A FEW SIMPLE RULES ... No NSFW Pics Of Course,Must be SFW! Must Have At Least 2,500 Comments To Win Any Fubucks. Rates = 5 Comments Each, To Be Added To The Final Total. Self Comment Bombing Is Allowed And Encour
Ten Best Ways
Pregnancy, Estrogen, and Women PREGNANCY Q & A & more! Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q : My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q : Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregn
Society's Lack Of Taste
Dear friends, I am here today, to put all joking aside. There is a problem that is plaguing society as we speak, and has been since the beginning of time. When man evolved from ape's, his originally prominent brow, useful for blocking the sun's glare, slowly started to dissolve, as man became a more resourceful species, building structures to block the sun, and so on. I hope you aren't snickering, because this is a serious issue. Man evolved past this simeon era, and as such, so did his appearance. I assume you're getting impatient, so I will cut to the chase. The problem I'm speaking of, is a medical condition know as Opticallus Browus Unus, or, the Unibrow. Many of you are familiar with Sesame Street. You know, that fantastic educational show that everyone bagged on when they got too old for it, only to appreciate how great it was when they saw Barney come out and began to see their lunch go into re-runs as it returned up their trachia. Now, personally, one of my favorite char
Contests!!!
Hey all I enterd my first contest an well I am not getting any help so pls any one help me!!

id like to know how many singles out there really enjoy bein single i like it but at times it really stinks. there are advantages and disadvantages. love to hear some of your opinions on the subject
To Keep Me Busy
Ok yall my son gets shipped out tomorrow and trying to keep busy, Yall aren't obligated to take these, just letting you know one smile brings happiness to me.
Got My Midget Up~~
~bratt~ Is Blinging Again!!
OK, IT IS TIME FOR ME TO BLING AGAIN!! THIS TIME I CANT KEEP TRACK OF ALL IN THERE SO IF YOU HELPED US FINISH THESE GIVEAWAYS YOU NEED TO EMAIL ME OR LEAVE A MESSAGE ON BLOG THAT YOU ARE HELPING A LOT AND I WILL BLING YA. I ALREADY BOUGHT THEM, JUST WAITING TO GET RID OF THEM, SO OK WE ALL ARE IN A GIVAWAYS,WE HAVE BEEN HELPING ALL OUR FRIENDS THAT WE NEED HELP WITH OURS NOW SO WE CAN GO BACK TO HELPING OUR FRIENDS BLINGY BLINGY, I AM GETTING THE ITCH AGAIN!!! SO COME 1, COME ALL. LOVE YA ALL. Stop by and show them some love. Thnx Chaotic Princess needs 55,000 for a year VIP ~Bratt~ needs 55000 for a VIP sassylildevil needs 70,500 comments for 3 month VIP, happy hour and bling PLEASE TELL YOUR FRIENDS AND LETS HAVE FUN=) Thanks all, from ~Bratt~ and friends=) ¢¾~BRATT~¢¾